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For 20 Years, Climate Alarmists Have Been Claiming That "Global Warming" Made Hurricanes More Numerous and More Severe.
For the First Time in Over 100 Years, We've Had a Hurricane-Free Summer.

For the first time in more than a century, there has been not one single hurricane by September 21st.

Chris Martz
@ChrisMartzWX

Sep 22

For the first time in 112 years, there have been ZERO Atlantic hurricanes by this point in the calendar year.

The last time this happened was in 1914, two years after the R.M.S. Titanic sank. 1914 was the year that my great-grandmother was born. It was also the year World War I broke out, and when the Panama Canal officially opened to traffic. Charlie Chaplin directed his first film, Caught in a Cabaret, that year too.

Year-to-date accumulated cyclone energy (ACE), an integrated metric that accounts for tropical cyclone frequency, intensity, and duration, is lowest on record in the satellite era (since 1966) with 6.3 units generated. Overall since 1851, North Atlantic ACE is lowest year-to-date since 1929 (although pre-satellite era data should be taken with a grain of salt).

To have a TOP FIVE end-of-year total overall, Atlantic ACE must remain below 18.1 units. To have a TOP FIVE satellite-era end-of-year total, ACE must remain below 34.4 units. The latter is almost certainly doable I think. A top five finish since 1851 is going to be hard to accomplish, but is possible. October will ultimately decide our ranking.

Interestingly and perhaps unsurprisingly, of the top ten lowest year-to-date ACE totals, all were either El Niño or ENSO netural.

You'd think the media would be talking about this, because they love stories about weather anomalies, but no, it's mostly just Fox and conservative outlets reporting the story.

The climate mongers are of course absolutely silent about this.

Michael Schellenberger notes that the leftist "climate scientists" have been torturing the data until it confesses what they want it to say for a long, long time.


Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger

Climate change makes hurricanes more frequent and intense, they said. But for the first time in 112 years, the Atlantic hasn't produced a single one. On storms, sea level, and droughts, manipulated models can show, under equally valid assumptions, the exact opposite trends.

For two decades, scientists have said that human emissions have made hurricanes stronger, seas rise faster, and droughts more severe.

"This combined PDI has nearly doubled over the past 30 yr," said the 2005 Nature paper by Kerry Emanuel of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, with PDI being his index of storm power. Warming raised the odds that a storm reached major hurricane strength by "about 8% per decade," said the 2020 paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS) by James Kossin of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Climate change made a storm like Hurricane Melissa more frequent "by a factor of about 5," said the Nov. 6, 2025 report by World Weather Attribution (WWA).

The seas would rise "0.5 to 1.4 meters above the 1990 level" by 2100, said the 2007 Science paper by Stefan Rahmstorf of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research.

The atmosphere's thirst had "made droughts 40% more severe across the globe," the University of Oxford said in June 2025 of a paper in Nature, which the journal retracted on Sept. 2. "It is likely that the global proportion of major (Category 3-5) tropical cyclone occurrence has increased over the last four decades," the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said in 2021.

But in every case, the instruments directly measuring the phenomenon in question (storm strength, tide gauges, and rain gauges) show no trend, or no acceleration, beyond natural variability.

Atlantic hurricane counts rose across the 20th century only because ships and satellites found storms that earlier detection methods had missed, and the recorded increases "are consistent with changes in observing practices and not likely a true climate trend," concluded the 2021 Nature Communications paper by Gabriel Vecchi of Princeton and Chris Landsea of the National Hurricane Center.

Meanwhile, 2026 is the first year since 1914 that the Atlantic has produced six named storms and no hurricanes.

In terms of sea level rise, "There is no evidence for an apparent acceleration in the past 100+ years that is significant either statistically, or in comparison to values associated with global warming," found a 1992 study by Bruce Douglas.

That remains the case today. "In both datasets, approximately 95% of the suitable locations show no statistically significant acceleration of the rate of sea level rise," said an August 2025 paper by Hessel Voortman and Rob De Vos, which ran the test at 204 stations in one global network and 39 in another.

"Meteorological droughts do not show any substantial changes at the global scale in at least the last 120 years," concluded a 2022 review by Sergio Vicente-Serrano of the Spanish National Research Council, who co-wrote the Oxford paper. "We find no significant acceleration of drought trends across ~99% of quasi-global land area under either PET type," said a September 2026 paper in Communications Earth & Environment by Jiameng Xu, Kaighin McColl of Harvard and seven co-authors, PET being the atmosphere's potential to evaporate water.

Know-nothing Democrat propagandist Jake Tapper, as non-expert as a non-expert can be in all matters, has been pushing the climate hoax all his life.

When I said the climate mongers were silent, I meant they weren't reporting on the first hurricane-free summer in 112 years.

But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.

More from Martz here, where he points out that hurricane intensity has actually been falling and hit a record low in 2021.

Non-Scientist Bill Nye the "Science" Guy has nothing to say about this, but now becomes a History Expert, and says Drumpf is Hitler. He's pored over the data and can now confirm this.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:32 PM




Comments

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1 Global warming has destroyed hurricanes! We must do something!

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (0U5gm)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (iulL+)

3 "People aren't panicking! We have to do something!"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (aJQbY)

4 "97% of scientists agree that climate change is making hurricanes stronger..."

-

1. Since when do we vote on science?
2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)

5 SRV weather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1u_oHpSTKs

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (FhXTo)

6 Where is Greta Horse Face????

Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

What about the fish and the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (jGtoG)

7 Hadn't something like this happened within living memory?

I'm sure back when Katrina and Gustav were doing their thing to the Gulf coast, that we had a year with the most hurricanes ever (I think they ran out of alphabet, or were near to it). The fear mongers insisted that that was the way it was always going to be from there on out, and then there were none the following year.

Maybe it was none that made landfall?

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (vSvIl)

8 This proves that the Brattleboro FART Tubes are working !!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 23, 2026 05:37 PM (hWyO8)

9 Sure wouldn't throw a tropical storm out of bed right now. Need some rain . Last one's remnants went on either side of my area.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (KC5Lt)

10 The general public is so bored by the Climate Change hoax that it doesn't even register any more as something people don't care about.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

11 I'm surprised the Leftists are doing a misdirection and pointing out the Pacific activity.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)

12 I'm sure back when Katrina and Gustav were doing their thing to the Gulf coast, that we had a year with the most hurricanes ever (I think they ran out of alphabet, or were near to it). The fear mongers insisted that that was the way it was always going to be from there on out, and then there were none the following year.

Maybe it was none that made landfall?

Posted by: Methos,



It doesn't really matter, because global warming will destroy the earth by 2012.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (0U5gm)

13 I've read that since Trump renamed the Gulf of America - no hurricane has the cojones to attack us.

Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (oiNtH)

14 Aren't =are

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)

15 We just need to tweak our models.

Posted by: The Experts at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (MWfyi)

16 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

Sweden opined that they should keep her

as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)

17 Heck, even Greta Thunberg stopped caring about the Climate Change hoax, and that should tell you something.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)

18 For the first time in more than a century, there has been not one single hurricane

Will you look at that, climate change went away and I didn't do a darned thing. Maybe that was the key.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (UlN4g)

19 Obama lowered the oceans with such a dramatic effect that here we are a whole decade later still reaping the benefits of his gifted touch. /sarc /puke

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (qwype)

20 >>>For the First Time in Over 100 Years, We've Had a Hurricane-Free Summer.

So . . . climate is changing?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (QfE5e)

21 They are as interested in this as they are in the 2019-20 Flu Data.

Because Science.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (q7KFe)

22
The weather must serve the Revolution.

Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Y8DZL)

23
About time for another Ebola outbreak.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (qwype)

24 >>SRV weather


Judges would have accepted Scorpions, as well.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (q7KFe)

25 Celebration!

*Lights pole of tires*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (iulL+)

26 Cause and effect is not the Left's strong suit.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (KC5Lt)

27 Huh. We changed just one variable in the model and now there's an ice age coming.

Posted by: The Experts at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (MWfyi)

28 Yeah, when Oprah, the Obamas, and the rest of the Hollywood and political elite were snatching up mansions at sea level, you were assured this was all bullshit. Just like during COVID when these same shit-bags were caught mask-less at restaurants, night clubs, etc. partying like it was Studio 54 during the '70's.

Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

29 The correct term is climate weirdening. No matter what happens, it's some kind of weird. To fix it, we must stop using carbon based fuels. And no nukes. And no dams. Etc.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8mulE)

30 "...they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon..."

They keep repeating on the California news station, "This is the strongest El Nino in recorded history!!!"

And then you see at the bottom of the chart that "recorded history" only goes back to when they have satellites capable of measuring seawater temperatures -- i.e. the 1980s.

Ooops.

For all we know, this is a typical El Nino patterm.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

31 As someone that lives in Florida... shhhhhhhh Don't curse it.

Posted by: Ann at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (SHHm+)

32 The correct term is climate weirdening. No matter what happens, it's some kind of weird. To fix it, we must stop using carbon based fuels. And no nukes. And no dams. Etc.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8mulE)

Climate queering.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)

33 The weather machines seemed to run on USAID, didn't they? I think the real reason we had no hurricanes is that Donald Trump didn't want any.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (UlN4g)

34 Out of curiosity.... what's the solar max and minimum right now? Comparatively speaking.

It's not like the sun has any influence on Earth's weather.

I get so tired of this shit...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (2Cry5)

35 Edge of a Nor'easter here, wind blowing 30-40MPH. Panicking, think the power is going ou....

Posted by: Powerless To Resist at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Fn+3X)

36 OT: X is full of doom pron about the mid-terms. I mean, they could be right but I suspect this is yet another op. Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing is what caught my attention to it. Otherwise I just skip the Doomers.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (sAmhv)

37 In a sane world, we'd be 100%, absolutely thrilled to get a break from hurricanes. But there's a little part of me that knows that every little area of calm just gives more cover to the morons in the world (and the oil company liars.)
"Oh, we're supposed to get worse weather??? Well, how come we have fewer storms than ever, brainiac??? You guys keep crying wolf, all part of your liberal agenda."

Hurricanes reduce ocean heat content. In the absence of hurricanes, ocean heat content will rise, causing greater sea level increases. And the additional ocean heat content will accelerate hurricane intensity when they next emerge.

Hurricanes are vital for replenishing underground aquifers and lakes.

The el Nino will indeed be ridiculously strong. Another once in a lifetime event I get to live through!

There's also been a lot of Sahara dust this season. It also slows down the formation of hurricanes.

We may have no hurricanes, but my kid has been weather delayed 3 times in the past two weeks due to lightning storms. There were zero delays *last year*.

There sure seems to be a lot of unprecedented events happening lately.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (UirZC)

38 I think everyone here is forgetting that science to democrats is whatever they want it to be at that moment. It has a fluid definition depending on what type of grift/fraud they are trying to perpetuate at that time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:47 PM (I43vL)

39 Deport all non native species. Screen for non native species at city limits, county lines and park entrances. It works for bugs, nutria, mussels and trailing arbutus. Right? Glassy winged sharpshooter anyone? Mediterranean fruit fly? Hanta virus? West nile virus? But measles, leprosy, HIV, HPV, AIDS no problema. I mean don't be a H8er.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2026 05:47 PM (wxsGM)

40 Might golf tomorrow. Took an extra day off this week so I could get some golf in but kLImAte ChANge got in the way. Chilly and rainy pretty much the whole week. Suppose to be not raining tomorrow. Just cool and cloudy. I can golf in that.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)

41 We may have no hurricanes, but my kid has been weather delayed 3 times in the past two weeks due to lightning storms. There were zero delays *last year*.....

This person was allowed to breed.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (KC5Lt)

42 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

Sweden opined that they should keep her

as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)

***

HEY!!!
We have standards too ya know.

Posted by: The Sharks at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)

43 Climate queering.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)
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Climate sodomy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)

44 Weather machine? I just want them to turn on the Bubble Machine.

Posted by: Lawrence Welk Fan. at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Fn+3X)

45 "...they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon..."

They may have used a fictional character on purpose.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (UlN4g)

46 Well, okay, we will have a storm pretty soon, but first, you will blow me.

Posted by: The Wind at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (vSaT+)

47 Don't fall into this Catch 22 spitting contest. This is how it works.

El Nino strong this year. So, Pacific based storms are plentiful due to goblal climate change.

El Nino strong this year due to climate change and the wind shear is disallowing Atlantic storms to form

Next year when El Nina increases, and Atlantic storms go back to normal they will say exactly the opposite.

It's a no lose situation for the Climate alarmists, and they always set themselves up with a contradictory position. It's just best not to play the game.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)

48 Might golf tomorrow. Took an extra day off this week so I could get some golf in but kLImAte ChANge got in the way. Chilly and rainy pretty much the whole week. Suppose to be not raining tomorrow. Just cool and cloudy. I can golf in that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)


I golfed yesterday with the Geezers. A bit of drizzle to start but sun broke out at the turn. Had a good round.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (2WIwB)

49 42 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

Sweden opined that they should keep her

as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)

***

HEY!!!
We have standards too ya know.
Posted by: The Sharks at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)

Yeah, I suspect she would be tough and mostly poison.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (vSaT+)

50 Climate change is real. Man made climate change is an op.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)

51 OT: X is full of doom pron about the mid-terms. I mean, they could be right but I suspect this is yet another op. Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing is what caught my attention to it. Otherwise I just skip the Doomers.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (sAmhv)
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It is an op. A very obvious one. They do it every election year. Watch what they do, not what polls say.

El-Sayed is actually bringing Harris to campaign with him. He must be down by 10 points in internal polling.

He's the top of the ticket, so they are going to try to prop him up to prevent down-ballot annihilation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

52 43 Climate queering.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)
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Climate sodomy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd



Yummy!! That's HOT!!

Posted by: Pete Butigiegiggity at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (sAmhv)

53 Cliff Mass is a professor of atmospheric science at the University of Washington. He was fired from the University affiliate NPR station for questioning man caused global warming and the “climate“emergency”

He has a blog. Google him. He’s worth a read.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (W2Pud)

54 It's a no lose situation for the Climate alarmists, and they always set themselves up with a contradictory position. It's just best not to play the game.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)

If we ever figure out how these fuckwits can hold diametrically opposing notions at the same time, maybe we can start to cure the disease.

I know it boggles my mind.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (vSaT+)

55 Is there anything the halfwits, and I'm generous with the half part, at Reddit aren't experts in?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)

56 We are now... with weather and other natural events... primordial apes with cell phones.

*insert 2001 ape motif here*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (2Cry5)

57 Climate change is real. Man made climate change is an op.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
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Global warning is real and it's spectacular. Without it my house would be under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Yay warming!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

58 Our sample size of data fucking sucks for an open system as co.plex as weather and climate. This has always been the problem.

Can't tell that to relative retards who do not have sense enough to just fucking say 'I don't fucking know.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

59 Actual quote from a Nebraska Newspaper:

"I don't ever recall it being this windy before they put those Wind Farms up in Eastern Colorado." - noted one local resident.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (q7KFe)

60 >>Hurricanes reduce ocean heat content. In the absence of hurricanes, ocean heat content will rise, causing greater sea level increases. And the additional ocean heat content will accelerate hurricane intensity when they next emerge.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (UirZC)

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Ah. Makes perfect sense. All good news is really bad because it means we really have to worry more. Murder rate down? --- that's bad because it means more people alive to be killed. Wife not cheating? -- that's bad because she wants to even more...

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (wb0lP)

61 It's worse than a hoax. It was and is a systematic program to destroy Western economy and induce neo-aristocracy domination and serfdom. It's not just a trans-national scam, it's evil.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (HeG1i)

62 I'm going out on a limb here but it's been my opinion all along that they were BS shakedowns to grift taxpayers.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Q/FnY)

63 The "climate" idiocy is just a redundant, though dramatic and incredibly destructive, confirmation that much of the population and most of the "educated" population isn't really educated, can't think critically, and in too many cases simply aren't intelligent enough to make decisions affecting other people.

It's all absurd, on its face, and always has been. What was the great physicist Feyman's observation: "the greatest scandal in scientific history" (though he didn't experience the The Great Idiocy of 2020).

And in the specific case in question, of course, there's no reason a "warming" climate would necessarily result in more, or more powerful, tropical storms. Not how it works. Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (U/Byj)

64 Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing...

George Will?

Posted by: Confused Moron at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (UirZC)

65 I get so tired of this shit...
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I found a very interesting cheapie paperback book at a thrift store: It was the first volume of what was intended to be an annual series, titled something like "Wild Earth: A Compendium of the year's most extreme natural phenomenon: 1972 edition," (forget exact wording of title), which turned out to be exactly that: 300 pages detailed all the crazy weather that happened that year, around the world.

And -- it was indeed "wild"! All sorts of crazy-ass shit happened all over the globe. In 1972. And if that had been in the internet era, each and every incident would have been touted as "proof" that "Climate Change" was happening.

And this of course goes on every year, since the beginning of time -- there is ALWAYS crazy weather SOMEWHERE in the world. That's not "change," that's saying the same. Real
Climate change" would be a year of nothing happening, no extremes and no trends.

But then they'd invent a new crisis:

Climate Stasis!

Panic everyone -- nothing is happening! Without weather, we'll all die!

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Av6i5)

66 Cliff Mass is a professor of atmospheric science at the University of Washington. He was fired from the University affiliate NPR station for questioning man caused global warming and the “climate“emergency”

He has a blog. Google him. He’s worth a read.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (W2Pud)
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We are going to see a lot of universities closing in the next few years and the baby bust has its long-delayed effect. Boutique majors are going to bust first, and without government subsidies "climate change" will also collapse.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

67 But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.

Climate scientists (real ones) have understood the El Nino and La Nina effects for a long time.

El Nino causes more wind shear in Atlantic basin, which is deadly to the formation of hurricanes because they need calm wind to enable circulation.

In the Pacific the opposite happens and they get less wind shear and more hurricanes. Since this has been an exceptionally large and warmer El Nino this year the Western Pacific has been getting hammered with major hurricane after major hurricane all summer.

The opposite effects occur during La Nina events when the waters in the equatorial Pacific cool down instead of warm up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)

68 Leftists catastrophizing everything and ignoring facts when the facts don't support their zombie-like march toward global communism?

Color me shocked!

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)

69 59 Actual quote from a Nebraska Newspaper:

"I don't ever recall it being this windy before they put those Wind Farms up in Eastern Colorado." - noted one local resident.
Posted by: garrett

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Again, impeccable logic. I did a study and wind farms tend to be the windiest placed in the country -- Coincidence???!??

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (wb0lP)

70 Non-Scientist Bill Nye the "Science" Guy has nothing to say about this, but now becomes a History Expert, and says Drumpf is Hitler. He's pored over the data and can now confirm this.

Is there a double-blind study? Because that's the gold standard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

71 Wife not cheating? -- that's bad because she wants to even more...
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (wb0lP)

This is... how you say? Unsurprising.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

72 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

Shhh....you had me at "Greta squealed."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (UirZC)

73 I'm afraid that Michigan has its cheat machine turned to eleven in the urban centers. I don't know what the GOP is doing to monitor that given.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (KC5Lt)

74 Were I Prime Minister of Canada, I would be cheering and hoping for man-made climate change. It would make a significant percentage of their tundra wastelands fertile farming areas. I'd institute "Wasteful Wednesdays" where I'd encourage citizens to go out and start their cars and keep them running all day just to help things along.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)

75 Global warning is real and it's spectacular. Without it my house would be under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Yay warming!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)


You'd better clear that with your HOA.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (2WIwB)

76 The weather....

It brings down to Africa.

Posted by: Toto at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (2Cry5)

77 Again, impeccable logic. I did a study and wind farms tend to be the windiest placed in the country -- Coincidence???!??

It's like how all the deer know to cross at the deer crossings. A mystery of nature.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

78 4 "97% of scientists agree that climate change is making hurricanes stronger..."

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1. Since when do we vote on science?
2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)

Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

79 Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing...

George Will?
Posted by: Confused Moron at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (UirZC)

No, this is a different baseball cuck: BaseballCrank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)

80 61 It's worse than a hoax. It was and is a systematic program to destroy Western economy and induce neo-aristocracy domination and serfdom. It's not just a trans-national scam, it's evil.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

And gay.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (UirZC)

81 We are now... with weather and other natural events... primordial apes with cell phones.

*insert 2001 ape motif here*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (2Cry5)
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Mel Brooks' version where they all jerk off is much more appropriate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

82 Out of curiosity.... what's the solar max and minimum right now? Comparatively speaking.

It's not like the sun has any influence on Earth's weather.

I get so tired of this shit...

Posted by: Martini Farmer



Max was a little over a year ago.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)

83 It's like how all the deer know to cross at the deer crossings. A mystery of nature.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

In my experience, moose can't read and don't care about those signs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

84 Accuweather keeps referencing "Super El-Niño" this and that... Ermegerd, it's apocalyptic!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (rdVOm)

85 Aetius, exactly, and just one of the obvious fundamental flaws in the entire outlandish hypothesis (that's all it is).

Put in a comparable context, you couldn't get approval for a veterinary cosmetic medicine with the sample size and direct observations used to promote the outlandish hypothesis. Yet much of the world economy is saddled with this enervating, destructive mass looting.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (U/Byj)

86 Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?


Next thing you'll tell me is that 4 out of 5 dentists don't really recommend sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (guGkK)

87 >>Panic everyone -- nothing is happening! Without weather, we'll all die!

We have a nice nor'easter bearing down us. Assuming a tree limb doesn't fall on my house I'm looking forward to it.

If any of you are worried about me, I set up a GoFundMe beer account.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

88 So, you're saying we *used* to have hurricanes, and now we don't? OMG THAT'S CLIMATE CHANGE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Posted by: Dipshit McGee at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (baA/K)

89 >>'I don't fucking know.'


My absolute favorite answer. No other answer makes me half as happy to use.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (q7KFe)

90 It's a no lose situation for the Climate alarmists, and they always set themselves up with a contradictory position. It's just best not to play the game.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)

If we ever figure out how these fuckwits can hold diametrically opposing notions at the same time, maybe we can start to cure the disease.

I know it boggles my mind.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (vSaT+)
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Double-think is real, but it ain't spectacular.

Unless you mean spectacularly awful at perceiving reality.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (FZ29D)

91 In my experience, moose can't read and don't care about those signs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

To be fair, who's going to argue with them? Not this guy. *two thumbs to chest*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

92 But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.


Godzilla is a wimp!!!

Posted by: Ramtha at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)

93 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!

Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2ap+5)

94 I'm afraid that Michigan has its cheat machine turned to eleven in the urban centers. I don't know what the GOP is doing to monitor that given.
Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (KC5Lt)
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The feds will be here, just like in the primaries, probably more of them. I mean, Trump carried the state, and the GOP took the House, so some parts work.

Benson might be indicted in October. There are rumblings of clerks preserving records and feds digging stuff up the Biden's people tried to bury. We shall see.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

95 "97% of scientists agree that climate change is making hurricanes stronger..."

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1. Since when do we vote on science?
2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)

Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that just maybe they were making it all up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (QfE5e)

96 83 It's like how all the deer know to cross at the deer crossings. A mystery of nature.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

___________________

I have a decades old deer trail that goes directly through the middle of my property (which I love). But, down the road, my neighbor absolutely hates them. I believe he might actually have a phobia....and the hilarious thing is that the deer trail continues down to his property. He puts out pie plates on trees and all kinds of other nonsense, and they just plow through there anyway. It's wonderful.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske)

97 Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing...

George Will?
Posted by: Confused Moron

No, this is a different baseball cuck: BaseballCrank.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I'm surprised Will is still active. Latest X post?

Weighing the ‘disastrous, cascading consequences’ if China takes Taiwan

So...still a neocon warhawk.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (UirZC)

98 Just remember that we're about three elections away from the left throwing virgins into volcanoes to appease their Weather Gods.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (oqH4h)

99 It was sunny here in northern AZ this am but is now it's raining. Should I be terrified?

Posted by: Duke at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (hyQrc)

100 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!
Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2ap+5)
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Global buggering! Or, since Ace is on a lesbian bender of late, global scissoring!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)

101 62 I'm going out on a limb here but it's been my opinion all along that they were BS shakedowns to grift taxpayers.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Q/FnY)

Has anything like that ever happened before?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (dXMch)

102 wishcasting instead of forecasting

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Wkrcf)

103 Willowed (no nood given)

227 Uh...what? -

United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)

104 Climatemaxxing, just accused of rape.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (YcOeP)

105 Heard today we here in se Pa are in a cooler than normal Sept

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)

106 But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.


Godzilla is a wimp!!!
Posted by: Ramtha at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (FZ29D)

107 In the 60's in Anchorage, we routinely got a good six feet of snow, and it piled up everywhere. Then in the 80's, we got some snow, but nothing like that. OMG!! Globull Warmening!! Except that a couple years ago, we had those six feet snows again, and you would think that would shut 'em up, but no.

Also, there are photos of Anchorage in February in the 1950's without a lick of snow.

How could that be?

Oh, yeah, every year "climate" varies. Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (vSaT+)

108 My absolute favorite answer. No other answer makes me half as happy to use.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (q7KFe)

I hate to use or hear it. It says (as a postscript) 'i also fo not care much.' Ill usually say 'Ill find out' or 'I don't know right now.' When people use it on me, I once said 'then what is the point of you?'

But in this case, I don't know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

109 I'm surprised Will is still active. Latest X post?

Weighing the ‘disastrous, cascading consequences’ if China takes Taiwan

So...still a neocon warhawk.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (UirZC)
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Maybe, but I'm neither and I have a muti-part series of posts at my blog (link in nic) examining how it might happen how it might turn out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

110 Game delays due to lightning storms are more a product of scaredy-cat league rules than weather. The SEC has postponed games for an hour or more because of lightning strikes as far as8 miles from the stadium. Doesn't matter that the system's passed and is moving away.

Back in the day I attended games played in monsoons, with Zeus throwing bolts all over the place.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (NYInA)

111

What does Neil deGrasse Tyson have to say about it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Cqx++)

112 98 Just remember that we're about three elections away from the left throwing virgins into volcanoes to appease their Weather Gods.

Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)

113 I was wondering why I'm seeing clips about a big storm in the Pacific down by Peru or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

114 We have a nice nor'easter bearing down us. Assuming a tree limb doesn't fall on my house I'm looking forward to it.

If any of you are worried about me, I set up a GoFundMe beer account.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m


Probably a good idea to store the beer at my place.
Tots secure!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

115 ...He puts out pie plates on trees....
Posted by: Orson

*****

How does he know they prefer to eat cake?

Posted by: Duke at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (hyQrc)

116 111

What does Neil deGrasse Tyson have to say about it?

He's in a holding pattern, still waiting on the USAID NGO check that was supposed to be in the mail.

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (Wkrcf)

117 Hunga tonga anyone? "The most recent eruption, in January 2022, triggered a tsunami that reached the coasts of Japan and the Americas, along with a volcanic plume that soared 58 km (36 miles) into the mesosphere. It was the largest volcanic eruption since the 1991 eruption of Mount Pinatubo and the biggest explosion recorded in the atmosphere by modern instrumentation, far surpassing any 20th-century volcanic event or nuclear bomb test.[3] NASA determined that the eruption was "hundreds of times more powerful" than the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima.[4] It is believed that the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa is the only eruption in recent centuries that rivaled the atmospheric disturbance it produced.[5] The January 2022 eruption is the largest volcanic eruption in the 21st century.[6]"

Posted by: Max K at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (F1PEw)

118 Game delays due to lightning storms are more a product of scaredy-cat league rules than weather. The SEC has postponed games for an hour or more because of lightning strikes as far as8 miles from the stadium. Doesn't matter that the system's passed and is moving away.

Back in the day I attended games played in monsoons, with Zeus throwing bolts all over the place.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (NYInA)

You'd think some lighting rods would reduce any chance of a strike inside a stadium. They certainly keep church steeples safe.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

119 "Must be somethin' wrong with this heer weather model."

*shakes monitor*

Posted by: Climate Scientist No. 2 at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (guGkK)

120 Second time Fenway Park has avoided.any chance of hurricane damage. Hope they got a break on their insurance.
And should I have invested in property insurers last spring. They are clearing a bundle. Dividend time?

Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (sl73Y)

121 227 Uh...what? -

United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)

Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (vSaT+)

122 Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
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Lots of virgins on the left, but mostly men.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

123 Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)

An attorney can get her way more than $100.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (KC5Lt)

124 It really says something about humans that we can look back at so many terrible mistake in history, and conclude that we are past that. No more lobotomies, no more water treatment, or witch trials, or leeches. No more evil invaders or child sacrifice.

Humans are now perfect, but only if brown, gay, and Democrat.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (wb0lP)

125
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Def Leppard Woo Hoo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (Cqx++)

126 Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)

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The no kings protests were majority virgin. Post-menopausal, memory home resident virgin. The weather gods are asking the left for virgins with a monkey's paw.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (2ap+5)

127
Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
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*waves hand at legions of neckbeards with cheeto-stained penises*

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)

128 93 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!

It's the Weirding Way. The Kwizatch Haderach will have awakened!

Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)

129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)

130 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Not even $100 and a poncho?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (guGkK)

131 Probably a good idea to store the beer at my place.
Tots secure!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

I see how it is. Beware of morons offering to help.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (vSaT+)

132 If humanity, with all it's awesome shit, can't keep the rain off the fucking roads...

... I just don't know what to think.

Other than some serious blood letting is in order.

Seriously... this is an argument. Every time here in KY we have a torrential rain... there's accidents. And there's a bunch of; "global warming" idiots that flood the feed.

Yes.. bots... but where are the "sane bots"?

Posted by: Toto at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (2Cry5)

133 >>Probably a good idea to store the beer at my place.
Tots secure!!!

Your generosity is noted but I prefer a shorter walk to the fridge.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (viF8m)

134 *waves hand at legions of neckbeards with cheeto-stained penises*
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
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Don't forget David French and Jonah Goldberg. Neither have known the warmth of a woman.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

135 122 Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)

______________________________

Judging by the bitter, obese, power glasses, flourscent haired, snarling menagerie of a selection pool, I'd be willing to guess that the Left has an over-abundance of virgins, and that's part of the reason they are so angry all the time, and willing to cancel those they envy at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)

136 *insert 2001 ape motif here*
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I much prefer the 2001 Tim Burton Planet of the Apes! https://tinyurl.com/mr3kjcpa

Well, just the parts with Estella Warren. It was crap otherwise. 2001 a Space Odyssey was just a sausage fest.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (UirZC)

137 134 *waves hand at legions of neckbeards with cheeto-stained penises*
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
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Don't forget David French and Jonah Goldberg. Neither have known the warmth of a woman.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

Puts me in mind of an earlier comment here: Last time that dude smelled pussy he was being shot out of one.

Disgusting terminology, but accurate description.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (vSaT+)

138 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!

It's the Weirding Way. The Kwizatch Haderach will have awakened!
Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)
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The global fappening.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)

139 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)

The rod is a 'better' place to strike than your average 6 foot dude on the field if mounted on the roof. The pointed shape increases the charge faster, making it a more probable place for the strike to hit.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (uhVAy)

140 If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)


The Paolo, he smiles to himself.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (2WIwB)

141 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
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Takes "skyjacking" to a whole new level.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)

142 Well, just the parts with Estella Warren. It was crap otherwise. 2001 a Space Odyssey was just a sausage fest.

You have to admit that one Russian woman on the space station was pretty hot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (guGkK)

143 It appears Javier Milei tried to one up Trump with his UN speech. He gave them both barrels.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (KC5Lt)

144 Well, just the parts with Estella Warren. It was crap otherwise. 2001 a Space Odyssey was just a sausage fest.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (UirZC)

You missed the cute stewardess on the flight to the moon.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

145 "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Damn...I was WAY off.

Posted by: Ash at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (UirZC)

146 They are now talking about a Category 6 in the Pacific, with Hurricane Polo growing stronger. So the climate hoaxers can start talking about that soon.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (vbXSk)

147 When I was very young, my area had some very bad snowstorms. Then as a pre-teen, there was not a lot of snow. I thought "wow, things can change from year to year." Then as a teen, we had bad snowstorms again. I understood that climate shifts. I looked in history books and read about the Delaware freezing, etc.

Something changed in the society -- maybe we lost contact with the land and farming, but people have to have a villain to everything that happens. They want to control the world, and when they can't they blame Trump, or corporations, or Jews... there always has to be something.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (wb0lP)

148 129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
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Or a 1-iron.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)

149 I can usually refrain from jacking off until the plane lands.

Posted by: Iron Will at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (Fn+3X)

150 66 We are going to see a lot of universities closing in the next few years and the baby bust has its long-delayed effect.

this right here is why we need to import more third-world scholars!

Posted by: university regents at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (v3pYe)

151 They are now talking about a Category 6 in the Pacific, with Hurricane Polo growing stronger. So the climate hoaxers can start talking about that soon.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (vbXSk)
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China has been getting wrecked by storms, lots of flooding, huge dam failure, bridges washed away, but it make communism look bad, no it must not be talked about.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

152 Emperor Trump has calmed all the storms

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)

153 "Are there any seats left in non-wanking?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)

154 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
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Or a 1-iron.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)

***

Naaaa. Even God has a tough time hitting a 1-iron.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (2WIwB)

155 Milei at the UN

https://tinyurl.com/2wfmzfnf

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1)

156 Judging by the bitter, obese, power glasses, flourscent haired, snarling menagerie of a selection pool, I'd be willing to guess that the Left has an over-abundance of virgins, and that's part of the reason they are so angry all the time, and willing to cancel those they envy at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)

Leftism is based entirely on envy. How dare someone else be successful while I make the morning coffee for a bunch of overdressed lawyers? How dare real men want to date women who dress like women and behave with manners and morals? Why am I not a millionaire when I really want to be but can't get out of bed to go to work? Why am I not paid a high salary for my empowering women's studies advanced degree? Why don't the members of the WNBA make the millions that the men of the NBA do?

It is all envy, by fuckwits, who cannot figure out how to get ahead without being a complete slug and drain on the national economy. They really haven't a clue about how the world works.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vSaT+)

157 Or a 1-iron.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)


Great Lee Trevino line!

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (2ap+5)

158 I still remember Hurricane Agnes, I think 1972, it was a once in a lifetime event here.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)

159 When I was very young, my area had some very bad snowstorms. Then as a pre-teen, there was not a lot of snow. I thought "wow, things can change from year to year." Then as a teen, we had bad snowstorms again. I understood that climate shifts. I looked in history books and read about the Delaware freezing, etc.
=====

Same thing with inflation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (RIvkX)

160 >>United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Fly the friendly skies with United.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

161 Seriously... this is an argument. Every time here in KY we have a torrential rain... there's accidents. And there's a bunch of; "global warming" idiots that flood the feed.

Matt Jones enters the chat. Right before he has another stroke or seizure.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (1/wqL)

162 141 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
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Takes "skyjacking" to a whole new level.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)
______________________________

Why would she just stand up and say, "Hey, scooter here sitting next to me thinks it's A-OK to rub one out on this airplane. I'm looking for biggest, meanest, most intimidating man to switch seats with me. Any takers?"

I question the veracity of the 25 year old's claims.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)

163 I would not depend on a lightning rod to protect me on the ground from a strike. The best thing to do is get inside a building or car. The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

164 Emperor Trump has calmed all the storms
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)

I heard the claim that since it has been named Gulf of America, the storms can't get in anymore. Note no hurricanes in Lake America either.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

165 129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
Posted by: fd

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ugh. I had an EM fields proof who would put this crap on the test after not covering it at all.

From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited. Like at most a radius equal to the height of the rod. the main benefit is the cable down to earth that avoids pipes and wires and structures inside the house.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (wb0lP)

166 152 Emperor Trump has calmed all the storms
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)

Obozo promised, but Trump delivered.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (vSaT+)

167 It is all envy, by fuckwits, who cannot figure out how to get ahead without being a complete slug and drain on the national economy. They really haven't a clue about how the world works.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vSaT+)
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Envy, greed, pride and wrath.

Toxic brew.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

168

The dispute over Missouri's new congressional map returned to the Supreme Court for the third time, with justices considering whether the state can use the GOP-backed map in the midterm elections.

People Not Politicians, the group opposing the redrawn congressional map, filed an emergency motion with the U.S. Supreme Court on Sept. 22 after the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit ruled that using the 2022 map in the Nov. 3 general elections would be unconstitutional, as the state had already used the redrawn 2025 map in the August 2026 primaries.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)

169 Not a single climate change /global warming prediction has come true. But those are just anecdotes, climate change caused by humans is real.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (I6R/i)

170 Andrew Jackson cured our inflation problem and it stayed cured until 1913.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (2ap+5)

171 The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vSaT+)

172 Hurricanes reduce ocean heat content. In the absence of hurricanes, ocean heat content will rise, causing greater sea level increases. And the additional ocean heat content will accelerate hurricane intensity when they next emerge.

So... fewer hurricanes causes more hurricanes? Joseph Heller bows. "That's some catch, that Catch-22."

Hurricanes are vital for replenishing underground aquifers and lakes.

Damn you, Donald Drumpf!!! Give us back our hurricanes!!

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vTZFs)

173 gunter glieben glauchen globen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

174 The year I took an environmental studies course (fall of 1973), the prof gave us typed handouts, because there were no books available for the syllabus. The prevailing "fear" was global cooling (which was news to me).

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)

175 "From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited. Like at most a radius equal to the height of the rod."

The cone of protection. It's not very wide.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:16 PM (MWfyi)

176 These precedented events are making me feel a bit whelmed.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 23, 2026 06:16 PM (VtGHd)

177 "The alleged 'defenders of human rights' have sheltered bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets!"

"Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings."

"Those who were supposed to guarantee collective security and human rights failed in their task. Instead, they allowed chaos, violence and international terrorism to flourish."
-Javier Milei
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Love this man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

178 Why would she just stand up and say, "Hey, scooter here sitting next to me thinks it's A-OK to rub one out on this airplane. I'm looking for biggest, meanest, most intimidating man to switch seats with me. Any takers?"

I question the veracity of the 25 year old's claims.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)

By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)

179 The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vSaT+)


A lightening strike close enough is gonna scare the crap outta you anyway so might as welk be ready.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (2WIwB)

180 Weather isn't Hurricanes!

i mean.... Hurricanes aren't Climate!

i mean... uhh... Shut up!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (aKiSo)

181 $100 travel credit
____

Usually it's $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (Dv3i1)

182 I would not depend on a lightning rod to protect me on the ground from a strike. The best thing to do is get inside a building or car. The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

When I was about to go off to college my brother and I were walking the fields to the mall when we saw a thunderstorm coming with lightning so we turned back. It caught up with us walking along a tree line towards a metal shed about 20 foot away. Then a stroke hit a tree branch behind us even closer, setting the branch on fire. We took off to the house across the yard and one stroke hit behind us and one hit the TV antenna of the house and it glowed white. The people in the house let us in until the storm passed a bit later.

So lighting may not hit the same place, but it can get pretty damn close.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

183 Disgusting terminology, but accurate description.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (vSaT+)
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I had always heard it as the slightly less gross redneck version: "That boy ain't had pussy since pussy had him."

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (oqH4h)

184 173 gunter glieben glauchen globen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

________________________

Heh...I had a high school teacher who used throw that in when doing attendance every time he got to the "G's".

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (dIske)

185 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning.

Absolute bullshit. Complete, and total, bullshit. Ignores everything known about how to install grounding for anything.

Lighting happens because, for the sake of simplicity, a voltage develops in those clouds and the ground. The literally fucking ground.

An arc happens. It goes where it goes. Not always in big enough values to bother with the least resistive path. Its a wave event.

In that instance ? A lightning rod is ABSOLUTELY like sticking a golf club in the air. A dumb damn idea.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (1/wqL)

186 https://youtu.be/nhSdljm909Y

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

187 173 gunter glieben glauchen globen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (vSaT+)

188 "Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?
Posted by: tcn in AK "

No, it's to prevent voltage passing thru your body because of a potential difference between your feet. It's called "step voltage".

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (MWfyi)

189 By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)

Ask for some ice water, spill it on his lap.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (uhVAy)

190 By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)
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Gen X women would have offered commentary so loud the whole plane could have heard it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

191 A lightening strike close enough is gonna scare the crap outta you anyway so might as welk be ready.
Posted by: Diogenes

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and a one, and a two, and a three.....

Posted by: Larry at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (wb0lP)

192 165 129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
Posted by: fd

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ugh. I had an EM fields proof who would put this crap on the test after not covering it at all.

From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited.
Posted by: bob

For CONVENTIONAL lightning rods, sure. In the former Yugoslavia (and elsewhere in the Soviet sphere, probably), factories and critical infrastructure were protected by rods tipped with radioactive Cobalt 60, which was supposed to attract lightning due to their ionizing rays or something. I guess they kind of worked, but having exposed chunks of radioactive material everywhere was a problem, especially after governments fell, factories were abandoned, and lightning rods started falling over or getting scavenged for metal...

Posted by: Military Moron at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (UirZC)

193 My only experience with lightning was a ball lightning event on a flight from Orange County in a thunderstorm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (RIvkX)

I Voted for This: Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare

All medical fraud requires a "patient" whose name can be used to bill the government for fake services rendered.

Cleaning up the rolls of fake enrollees who are easily used as "Straw Patients" will save billions more in addition to the $2.2 billion which will be saved directly by ending these fraudulent accounts.

And deporting the illegal aliens signed up for the fraudulent Obamacare accounts will save even more money.

Vice President JD Vance and other Trump administration officials said Tuesday they plan to remove 760,000 Affordable Care Act enrollees from public healthcare exchanges, alleging that the individuals were fraudulently enrolled in the program, or simply do not exist.

Vance said the discovery and canceled subsidy payments for hundreds of thousands of people from the exchanges, part of an administration-wide crackdown on fraud, would result in $2.2 billion in cost savings.

"We're actually making sure that the people receiving Obamacare subsidies are actually entitled to receive them," said Vance, who leads a government task force to eliminate fraud. He was flanked by Dr. Mehmet Oz, the administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, or CMS, and other administration officials.

Vance said the cancellation of approximately 315,000 enrollments covering 760,000 people was done in part because the government was not checking whether people enrolled were eligible. Vance said another 419,000 enrollments will get additional verification to make sure they are eligible for the benefit.

The Trump administration also announced a six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage, who officials say commit a disproportionate amount of the fraud they uncovered.

...

Premiums doubled or tripled for many enrollees, prompting millions to downgrade their plans or exit the program entirely after the Republican-led Congress allowed the subsidies to expire this year.

The Government Accountability Office suggests fraud risks in the advance premium tax credit do exist - however it's unclear at what scale. The GAO conducted covert testing using fictitious ACA applicants enrolled in 2024 and 2025. A report released in December showed that the federal marketplace approved subsidized coverage for almost all of the GAO's 24 fake enrollees.

Democrats immediately demanded Trump reinstate the fraudulent accounts -- proving that they're all about the fraud as a means of paying off their (often illegal) voters and then later receiving kickbacks from them.


Democratic lawmakers criticized the move to remove enrollees from ACA coverage.

Richard E. Neal, a Massachusetts Democrat and ranking member of the Ways and Means Committee, said "Republicans have already created the worst healthcare crisis ever, but every decision by the Trump Administration is designed to keep making it worse."

"As if making coverage harder to access through skyrocketing premiums and more red tape wasn't painful enough, they're doubling down to take it away entirely," Neal said.

From fraudulent enrollees, who are illegal aliens, who you claim aren't eligible for Obamacare and aren't on it.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:34 PM




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1 Me too

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (08OqX)

2 Biggest health care bills I've ever gotten came from the IRS.

So this notion that we should just inflate the currency and expand the debt to pay for healthcare for illegals is not just wrong, not just morally wrong, but f*cking offensive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

3 Kamala would have done this.

We must punish the GOP for not doing enough by not voting for more conservative members of the Senate to replace people like Mitch, Cassidy, Cornyn, Ernst, and Tillis, all of whom are retiring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (38W+X)

4 Called em..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (08OqX)

5 MSNow - 760,000 people
Me - it's a good start

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (Sco7b)

6 You know, you don't have to remove anyone from Obamacare if you repeal it. Remember all that talk, GOP? If these simps think they're gonna bring up Obamacare to me in any context, with any details, and get me to clap, they're bat guano crazy.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)

7 Could we please just deport all these people, or their home countries won't take them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (JrHfD)

8 It is our shame that we lavish assistance and payments to non-citizens, while paying a pittance to those who subsist on SS.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (3Ope8)

9 Remember Biden doubled the budget and all that money was stolen. All of it.

Much was giving money to illegals and getting kickbacks...just like this...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

10 one children rule: no matter how much fraud there is it's worth it so one sick child can still get the treatment he needs. like another covid shot

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (CWTWj)

11 I'm still amazed how a political debate about how much welfare we should give to American citizens as now morphed into "we must give welfare to every non-American citizen in the world"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

12 blue states are sucking money out of the feds this way

PA is huge here!

they would be in deep shit without the medicare and medicaid fraud!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (j+aD2)

13 It really is insane the amount of fraud that is encouraged by our government.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (FAUyE)

14 one children rule: no matter how much fraud there is it's worth it so one sick child can still get the treatment he needs. like another covid shot

Or an exercise band!

Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

15 To just drop that many, i bet there's easily double or triple that but they just needed to first only eliminate the most obvious, low hanging fruit.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (FAUyE)

16 6 You know, you don't have to remove anyone from Obamacare if you repeal it. Remember all that talk, GOP? If these simps think they're gonna bring up Obamacare to me in any context, with any details, and get me to clap, they're bat guano crazy.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)

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The ACA got too popular during COVID.

It went from negative approval to +35 approval. Largely because of the temporary subsidies that the OBBB failed to extend.

Remember when the GOP was going to lose the midterms because the ACA was getting too expensive? It was like 12 narratives about the GOP losing the midterms ago, before Goode and Pretti were murdered and all immigration enforcement stopped.

Trump made the move to make the ACA unpopular again by ending the artificial price tags that people were seeing that made it seem so cheap. The political will may or may not develop after that to repeal it. We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (38W+X)

17 > 50,000 THOUSAND

Wait, is that 50 million, or a redundant thousand?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (mkw2N)

18 Amazing that no past administrations ever even mentioned the word fraud.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (UdrMW)

19 Who are those people on stage with the VP?

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (LHPAg)

20 Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare.

That number is too low.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Oy/m2)

21 anyway it's in the penumbra of animation. some judge said so

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:43 PM (CWTWj)

22 one children rule: no matter how much fraud there is it's worth it so one sick child can still get the treatment he needs. like another covid shot
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (CWTWj)
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Hot irons are a lot cheaper. Just sayin'.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)

23 Could we please just deport all these people, or their home countries won't take them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



What are those countries going to do, shoot down our aircraft? Just airdrop the illegals back home. I might even throw in a parachute.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (0U5gm)

24 The problem with Obamacare is too many in the middle class now get the subsidies.



We had a window to get rid of it several times as it was previously, deeply unppopular.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FAUyE)

25 It really is insane the amount of fraud that is encouraged by our government.

I'd be shocked if it wasn't being rerouted to some kickback organization. I'd bet the economy of several countries would collapse if US government fraud were meaningfully reduced.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3Ope8)

26 Money saved. Where will that money go?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (5C90x)

27 24 The problem with Obamacare is too many in the middle class now get the subsidies.



We had a window to get rid of it several times as it was previously, deeply unppopular.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FAUyE)

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We did end the temporary COVID subsidies by not extending them.

The GOP was going to lose the midterms because of it, and then everyone just forgot about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (38W+X)

28
Got friends that'd rather see Rubio, but Vance is my U.S. Grant.

Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)

29 This is what I voted for too!
And yet people want to put the Democrats back in power.
It shouldn't make sense, but when the
MSM continues to hide the good that the Republicans do, it does.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (NpAcC)

30 >>Money saved. Where will that money go?

Paying down the debt would be nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)

31 Shouldn’t they have to PROVE fraud before fucking with people’s lives?

Their plan is to break things first, and let the courts take so long catch up that it's too late to fix it. In this case, they hope enough people die that it's a moot point by the time the courts step in.

These fucking morons do understand that a good portion of these people are MAGA, right?

Be assured they likely compared the lists against voter rolls so only Dem voters are affected. Leave the majority of the MAGA on there since they've essentially shutdown the majority of rural hospitals - where most MAGA live - they won't use the ACA either, then.

The worst part is they are going after ppl that are on ACA but never had had to use their services. Those are the people you want on ACA, they are low cost and have the ACA as insurance *if* they need it (exactly how insurance is supposed to work)

What does it mean to save the country $2billion when they spend so much on the endless Iran war? Their priorities are fucking messed up.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)

32
>>six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage

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That's the sort of thing that's needed. Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute. We need to tear down these programs. And that will require a miracle, or a couple of generations of MAGA leadership. Trump/Vance needs to start softening the ground now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (mmrXZ)

33 I've noticed a growing trend of people finding how that health care is cheaper if you don't have insurance.

And...this should be obvious. See you as a person with insurance have to make up for all the people with no money/no insurance.

Why its almost like the insurance model for routine healthcare is a terrible, terrible idea...

Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)

34 When you're stuck on the plantation the company store is where you go.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (LHPAg)

35 I Voted for This: Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare


That's a start.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (I43vL)

36 Damn that Bad Orange Man!

He kicked our entire viwership of the welfare!

"MSNow - 760,000 people"

Posted by: ms Now at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (rje/a)

37 The problem with Obamacare is too many in the middle class now get the subsidies.

Nope. That was the problem decades ago. When it pissed you off when an English Speaker paid for groceries with Food Stamps.

The problem now, obviously, is that the vast majority of money paid in social welfare doesn't go to American Citizens.

That problem must be fixed before we even worry about the earlier problem.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (1/wqL)

38 26 Money saved. Where will that money go?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (5C90x)

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Just not spent.

The last three quarters of GDP have seen government spending go down about 2% over that time (-5.6% Q4, +4.4% Q1, -1% Q2).

All while overall GDP has increased.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (38W+X)

39 It really is insane the amount of fraud that is encouraged by our government.

I'd be shocked if it wasn't being rerouted to some kickback organization. I'd bet the economy of several countries would collapse if US government fraud were meaningfully reduced.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3Ope

Of course it is, many of them, hundreds of them and all of them give kickbacks to the officials in charge.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)

40 Big, beautiful monuments

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (TezPK)

41 Why its almost like the insurance model for routine healthcare is a terrible, terrible idea...

Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)


Thank ... Reagan.

EMTALA. You are welcome. Nothing is free.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (1/wqL)

42 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

Fuck that kind of thinking. Sounds like job security to me. Do your job or get out of the way.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (3Ope8)

43 Democratic lawmakers criticized the move to remove enrollees from ACA coverage.

Richard E. Neal, a Massachusetts Democrat and ranking member of the Ways and Means Committee, said "Republicans have already created the worst healthcare crisis ever, but every decision by the Trump Administration is designed to keep making it worse."


Sorry but democrats own obamacare lock, stock and barrel. It passed without a single republican vote.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (I43vL)

44 Completely OT, but interesting:

@OANN
U.S. Attorney for the District of Utah Melissa Holyoak says a federal grand jury indicted a former postal worker accused of discarding more than 300 mail-in ballots ahead of Utah’s June 2026 primary.

Holyoak says the investigation began after voters reported not receiving their ballots and county officials identified unusually low voter participation in the area.

https://x.com/OANN/status/
2102498566363341095

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (38W+X)

45 Last time I went to the ER it was all non-english speakers.

Do I know they were illegals? No...but english fluency is pretty common among actual citizens.

On the plus side I speak a little Spanish so I got to learn the correct words for pretty much every drug you can OD on...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

46
We did end the temporary COVID subsidies by not extending them.

The GOP was going to lose the midterms because of it, and then everyone just forgot about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I dont think we've yet to have a midterm election with the Covid subsidies ending.

They officially ended Jan of this year

But the reality is, even without Covid subsidies, it's basically "free" healthcare if you make like under $70k a year.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (FAUyE)

47 760,000. CNN wishes they could get numbers like that.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (24ti1)

48 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

Bullshit. The same as those that scream "Conspiracy Theory".

He, and many like him, just can't stand the consequences. As in major reform. Temporary chaos. On and on.

Pretty typical.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (1/wqL)

49 We will know that the enrolments were fraudulent by the silence from all those kicked off the lists. If there were genuine cases who are removed the media would be presented front and center. The silence is proof.

Posted by: Decaf at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (ZNpJk)

50 West Bank genocide!

Son of Israel's ambassador to US seriously injured in ramming attack in the occupied West Bank

The son of Israel’s ambassador to the United States was gravely injured in a ramming attack in the occupied West Bank on Wednesday.

Neria Leiter, a reservist in Israel’s military, “needs a miracle,” Ambassador Yechiel Leiter said in a social media post. Leiter’s older son, Moshe Yedidya Leiter, who also served in Israel’s military, was killed in Gaza just days after the Hamas-led Oct. 7, 2023 attack, which triggered the war in Gaza.

According to the military and law enforcement, a Palestinian man rammed his car into a security checkpoint Wednesday afternoon near the settlement of Beit Horon, seriously wounding the officer.

Israeli forces at the scene then “opened fire at the terrorist as he attempted to flee” and killed him. More military forces were deployed in the area in the aftermath.

https://tinyurl.com/36xfux4y

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I don't know why nobody likes them. Well, nobody but the media and the left (but I repeat myself).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (ndZc7)

51 46
I dont think we've yet to have a midterm election with the Covid subsidies ending.

They officially ended Jan of this year

But the reality is, even without Covid subsidies, it's basically "free" healthcare if you make like under $70k a year.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (FAUyE)

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There are so many reasons the GOP is losing the midterms, that the GOP should REALLY lose the midterms.

If the Democrats barely take the House and fail to take the Senate, that'd be totally weird considering all the reason the GOP had to lose the midterms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (38W+X)

52 Who gets money if the enrollee is fake? Enrollees don't get cash, do they? The insurance company, maybe? Trying to figure out the cash flow diagram on this one.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Dv3i1)

53 Sorry but democrats own obamacare lock, stock and barrel. It passed without a single republican vote.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (I43vL)
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Let's not get hasty and start asking for Democrats to take responsibility or accountability for literally anything here, bro.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (oqH4h)

54 EMTALA. You are welcome. Nothing is free.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations

Western European Countries have free healthcare, free education, free public transportation...we could have it to if it weren't for stupid old Boomer white people! Damn I hate you Dad!!!

Posted by: DSA Voters at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (UirZC)

55 1/2 of Healthcare cost hast to be fraud

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

56 If they cannot scam the system, then how do they earn a good living ????

Trump is mean and hates small furry animals too !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (jGtoG)

57 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

Bullshit. The same as those that scream "Conspiracy Theory".

He, and many like him, just can't stand the consequences. As in major reform. Temporary chaos. On and on.

Pretty typical.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (1/wqL)

Even if true, you blackball and de-list all companies doing the fraud, the attorneys and such they used, and any contacts they have.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

58 These fucking morons do understand that a good portion of these people are MAGA, right?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)

No. What we understand is that they are not people at all. They're ghosts. Imaginary.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM (zYpTz)

59 I received a mailer today that said "90%" of Texans dont vote by mail.

I am working on the exact wording to put on it but something in the vein of '90% of us don't want fraudulent elections.'

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM (UdrMW)

60 760,000. CNN wishes they could get numbers like that.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
>> @JakeTapper: "It is disappointing how few voices there are in conservative media who are protesting President Trump on any of this."

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Speaking truth to power and, pfffft!, nothing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (ndZc7)

61
Fuck that kind of thinking. Sounds like job security to me. Do your job or get out of the way.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

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I think he's got a case. There are so many people involved, and they are so nimble -- switching names, businesses, addresses, programs to take advantage of -- that you can't catch them with our current resources.

The problem is the programs -- riddled with security holes and administered by crooks from the intake clerk to the director. They need to be rolled back, business process re-engineered, everyone fired, and then MAYBE reintroduced. I'm sure half of them could be trashed anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (mmrXZ)

62 31 What does it mean to save the country $2billion when they spend so much on the endless Iran war? Their priorities are fucking messed up.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)

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The total cost of the Iran war so far is like minutes of Medicaid funding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (38W+X)

63 Sorry but democrats own obamacare lock, stock and barrel. It passed without a single republican vote.

And ... bullshit. John McCain didn't cast the deciding vote to defund ObamaCare. He just made the ceremonial gesture.

You think all them fucks didn't talk about it before the vote ? Really ? You think Hawg Jaws "McConnell" didn't know what was coming ? The Weak Susan ? And so on ?

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (1/wqL)

64 Richard Neal has been in the House for 37 years. Apparently he so senile he can't remember this is Obamacare.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (I6R/i)

65 1/2 of Healthcare cost hast to be fraud
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

More. It cost me 10K for an ambulance trip and sitting without care in a few rooms in a hospital for three days once. The charged bills all had even higher costs then the insurance marked them all down by a huge percentage.

I didn't even get food or water for over a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)

66 52 Who gets money if the enrollee is fake? Enrollees don't get cash, do they? The insurance company, maybe? Trying to figure out the cash flow diagram on this one.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

A skeptical Redditor answered:

the way it allegedly works is that an unscrupulous broker signs someone up for ACA insurance. They set it up so that they qualify for $0 premiums and the government pays the insurance companies. The insurance companies then pay the brokers a commission.
Another thing they're all hot and bothered about is people who live in states that didn't expand Medicaid, but don't make enough to qualify for ACA coverage. They're supposedly over-estimating their income to just high enough to qualify for either $0 premiums or very low cost coverage.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (UirZC)

67 Has the Hawaiian Judge been mentioned yet?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

68 You know what would keep your health care costs down?
Have you considered a MAID program?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

69 66 the way it allegedly works is that an unscrupulous broker signs someone up for ACA insurance. They set it up so that they qualify for $0 premiums and the government pays the insurance companies. The insurance companies then pay the brokers a commission.
Another thing they're all hot and bothered about is people who live in states that didn't expand Medicaid, but don't make enough to qualify for ACA coverage. They're supposedly over-estimating their income to just high enough to qualify for either $0 premiums or very low cost coverage.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (UirZC)

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Translation:

"Fraud is good."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:55 PM (38W+X)

70 Even if true, you blackball and de-list all companies doing the fraud, the attorneys and such they used, and any contacts they have.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)


Yes. But again ... and I've got into this with folks constantly ... the idea of "they do it too". Well sure they do. So if its not a perfect net that catches everyone, it isn't fair ?

Fuck fair. Take a few heads.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (1/wqL)

71 "a six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage"

About time these agents/brokers are punished. Now go after the attorneys who push thru citizenship to illegals.

Posted by: sidney at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Uy/WF)

72 James: my point in the previous thread was, the left creates fake issues to distract the populace from real ones.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (gHSfI)

73 Translation:

"Fraud is good."


I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.

Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

74
To be clear, Joe Thompson PROSECUCTED the Feeding Our Future fraud and got dozens (around 80?) charged and tried. Around 70 convicted.

At the end of the FOF prosecutions, he made a remark about fraud in general -- there is so damn much of it in Minnesota, we simply can't chase it all down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (mmrXZ)

75 Yes. But again ... and I've got into this with folks constantly ... the idea of "they do it too". Well sure they do. So if its not a perfect net that catches everyone, it isn't fair ?

Fuck fair. Take a few heads.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (1/wqL)

You put these people who arrange this on a list and not let them profit by government anymore, its gonna sting.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)

76 73 I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.

Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

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"Fill out these forms in this way to receive money you don't deserve."
-NGO

"Okay."
-but in Somali

"Genius!"
-Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (38W+X)

77 I know a guy who doesnt have employer insurance because hes a contractor so he has to use obamacare since his job offers fuck all

His preferred insurance is now pulling out of the state because of radical abortion and troons laws forcing carriers to cover baby killing and breast slicing, which has become so exhorbitant they opted to check out rather than cover

The remaining options left are shitty ass regional HMOs who hiked premiums from something like $800 to $1100 a month for one person, which im sure all of it will be blamed on Trump

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (fapp/)

78 Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

No, it just showed that Democrat operatives are organizing it for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

79 73 Translation:

"Fraud is good."

I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.

Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

The Quality Learing Center Somalis?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (Gqar8)

80 You put these people who arrange this on a list and not let them profit by government anymore, its gonna sting.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)


An odd phrasing of "treason and gallows". But Hell ... I'll not let Perfect be the enemy of Good either. I support trying your way. Until nothing changes.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (1/wqL)

81 I think he's got a case. There are so many people involved, and they are so nimble -- switching names, businesses, addresses, programs to take advantage of -- that you can't catch them with our current resources.

Then the only alternative is to scrap the existing system and start from scratch. Everyone who wants a payment shows up in person and proves income and citizenship before any consideration for any payment is given.

And like someone else said, blacklist every agency, lawyer and bank who can be demonstrated as participating in the fraud. Then pursue legal action.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (3Ope8)

82 POTUS coming to Knoxville on Saturday to watch TN play Texas. I saw an account on X telling fans to head to the stadium now to get in their seats in time for the game. 😂

Posted by: Jmel at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (3TlS+)

83 You know, you don't have to remove anyone from Obamacare if you repeal it. Remember all that talk, GOP? If these simps think they're gonna bring up Obamacare to me in any context, with any details, and get me to clap, they're bat guano crazy.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)
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It was effectively dead once the premium support disappeared. There is still some viability for some low income people but most of them are medicaid eligible and are being funneled that way.

I wish McCain wouldn't have been an ass on his death bed but the ACA is for the most part dead, and cleaning up the fraud from it will make it even more mostly dead.

No need to further rile up the left wing wackos for those who are already easily riled. Let them say stupid stuff like this democrat politician who gets to defend fraudsters sucking assets out of the system. He looks stupid.That's what we want.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (7/DDO)

84 Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

The reincarnated Willy Sutton says...

Why rob the Government? Because that's where the money is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (mP0Kj)

85 The Five is on with Emily!!
AI crap.

But Emily!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Sco7b)

86 There are so many reasons the GOP is losing the midterms, that the GOP should REALLY lose the midterms.

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Chris Bray: Republicans Are Allowing the Election to Be About Nothing

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What's the deal with midterms anyway? Are they midterms? Are they elections? Choose one!
- GOP Congressman Seinfeld

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ndZc7)

87 Part of me cringes whenever Trump goes to these highly exposed public venues.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

88
Shouldn’t they have to PROVE fraud before fucking with people’s lives?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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Hmm, the headline I'm reading says "Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare"

That would be FRAUDULENT enrollees.

So, FRAUD has been proven.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:02 PM (mmrXZ)

89 Wait, have we already lost the midterms? Was there a snap election I did not hear about?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Gqar8)

90 Here we go... Taking health care away from citizens !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (+gK6I)

91
Then the only alternative is to scrap the existing system and start from scratch. Everyone who wants a payment shows up in person and proves income and citizenship before any consideration for any payment is given.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (mmrXZ)

92 86 Chris Bray: Republicans Are Allowing the Election to Be About Nothing

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What's the deal with midterms anyway? Are they midterms? Are they elections? Choose one!
- GOP Congressman Seinfeld

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ndZc7)

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The GOP is individualizing races against opponents, focusing on GOTV efforts combined with massive ad spends that define the Democrats as crazy and dangerous.

It's an effort at base turnout (and depressing the Democrat base) that understands that midterm turnout is mostly about getting soft partisans to the polls.

A national message isn't necessary because there's no one national race. You don't run the same campaign against Roy Cooper and James Talarico and El-Sayed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (38W+X)

93 POTUS coming to Knoxville on Saturday to watch TN play Texas.

The Donald is not going to understand anything he sees. Arch running the ball. Tennessee never doing a huddle.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (1/wqL)

94 89 Wait, have we already lost the midterms? Was there a snap election I did not hear about?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Gqar

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Yes, we lost it when there was that 1 day pause in discretionary car chases by ICE which signaled to everyone that deportations were completely over.

Which was weird, because deportations were already all over after Goode and Pretti died 4 months earlier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (38W+X)

95 And ... bullshit. John McCain didn't cast the deciding vote to defund ObamaCare. He just made the ceremonial gesture.

You think all them fucks didn't talk about it before the vote ? Really ? You think Hawg Jaws "McConnell" didn't know what was coming ? The Weak Susan ? And so on ?
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Yeah, and Nancy Pelosi should have been dragged into the streets when she taunted "You'll have to pass it to know what's in it."

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (TN0g+)

96 In fact, I'd go a little further and do the same thing for ALL federal agencies. Forensic audit. Demonstrate your balance sheet publicly (with certain agencies exempted from that) and account for every dollar allocated and spent. No more money disbursed until you do.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (3Ope8)

97 Report: California spends $10 billion YEARLY on homes, food, phones, tuition, healthcare, and insurance for illegal aliens

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And they've created a New Eden!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)

98 You say that like it's a bad thing.

I mean it sincerely and hope for it earnestly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (3Ope8)

99 94
Yes, we lost it when there was that 1 day pause in discretionary car chases by ICE which signaled to everyone that deportations were completely over.

Which was weird, because deportations were already all over after Goode and Pretti died 4 months earlier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (38W+X)

So all of the angst here was really about naught. We could have been talking about movies and Sydney Sweeney and recipes??

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)

100 Yeah, and Nancy Pelosi should have been dragged into the streets when she taunted "You'll have to pass it to know what's in it."

And John Roberts deciding it was a tax.

ObamaCare was not, by any stretch, a Democrat thing. Not by a long-shot.

You don't think Big Biz wasn't hoping and praying to get corporate health insurance off the books ?

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1/wqL)

101 I queried copilot to get some sense on who benefitted -

Summary -
If multiple rings operated at scale, used fake identities, and exploited switching bonuses - given the size of the CMS cleanup (760,000 people), the multi-year duration, and the known commission structures, fraud rings almost certainly made hundreds of millions — and possibly crossed the billion-dollar mark.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Dv3i1)

102 The worst part is they are going after ppl that are on ACA but never had had to use their services. Those are the people you want on ACA, they are low cost and have the ACA as insurance *if* they need it (exactly how insurance is supposed to work)

I get the "advance premium tax credit" because I's po'.

The thing that gets me is if I had to pay the Obamacare premiums myself, I wouldn't be able to afford them (They're about a quarter of my monthly income), and if I had enough money to afford them, I wouldn't need the insurance, because I could just put that money aside myself and pay out of pocket.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (vJrRc)

103 I read today that there are 55 million visa holders in the US.
1 in 7? Jeebus. That kind of matches the illegals!
No wonder stuff is so expensive.
Revoke every visa while we're doing everything else.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (q6tQZ)

104 In fact, I'd go a little further and do the same thing for ALL federal agencies. Forensic audit. Demonstrate your balance sheet publicly (with certain agencies exempted from that) and account for every dollar allocated and spent. No more money disbursed until you do.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (3Ope

That's what DOGE did for a lot of them. Ditto for Tulsi sweeping up some trash in the intelligence area.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

105 99 So all of the angst here was really about naught. We could have been talking about movies and Sydney Sweeney and recipes??

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar

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But that's all nothing.

We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)

106 I received a mailer today that said "90%" of Texans dont vote by mail.

I am working on the exact wording to put on it but something in the vein of '90% of us don't want fraudulent elections.'

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM


That's weird, I just got an email encouraging me to vote by mail because I am over 65 and "it's the law". Someone is pushing the vote by mail stuff here in Texas but it ain't republicans.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (I43vL)

107 Feel good story:

US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report

...The vast majority -- around 20,000 -- were sent to Mexico, (awww, that's not what I voted for!) but the rest were dispersed to 27 other countries across Latin America, Africa, and the Pacific, and agreements have been finalised with seven more.

An AFP investigation earlier this year found Washington is using visa bans and restrictions on African countries to strongarm them into accepting deportees.

The US is back to selling slaves again...yay. This time we’re playing both sides, so that we always come out on top.

and the chucklefucks defend this fascism. we can vote to end this nonsense, November is right around the corner guys

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. If you want to pick where you go then I would suggest self deportation. Get fucked, bitches! (I may have added that last part)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (UirZC)

108 Medicare for all will eliminate fraud, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

109 We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)

Gas prices ! Eleventy !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (+gK6I)

110 105 99 So all of the angst here was really about naught. We could have been talking about movies and Sydney Sweeney and recipes??

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar

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But that's all nothing.

We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)

We TOLD him that America will Not Tolerate a Months Long War where people get hurt!!

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar8)

111 ObamaCare?

More like Cloward-PivenCare -- amirite?

(In other words -- it was DESIGNED to bankrupt the government ON PURPOSE.)

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Av6i5)

112 104 That's what DOGE did for a lot of them. Ditto for Tulsi sweeping up some trash in the intelligence area.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

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Reminder:

DOGE isn't dead. It got "absorbed into the bloodstream of the federal government."

DOGE employees got hired by other departments when their temporary government contracts ended and currently work in places like SSA (Big Balls went there).

https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2102427198518911279

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (38W+X)

113 I think part of the op is to plant stories and polls in the media that are negative for Republicans. It is on blast this election cycle. None of the positive on the economy is highlighted or made relatable to people’s every day life. Even Foxnews and the WSJ stories and now editorials are noticeably negative on Trump and Republicans every single day. They don’t have a single good thing to highlight except issues that are abstract. It’s all laced with a negative under current and you don’t need to read to far to read it. They continually play on gas and food prices without giving people a basic understanding about why things are that way and how they are cyclical. For example, I guarantee you by election time gas prices will drop. After the election they will return to normal. That not an accident. It’s on purpose. The other part is they never highlight negative about Democrats nor do they posit how they will govern based on what they say now and how they did it in the past.

There is a huge effort to try and convince people of the inevitability of Democrat majorities in the House and Senate. They truly believe of they keep pushing that people won’t show up.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Y3swt)

114 Apparently, a significant number of brokers were doing this:

Flagged brokers submitted "statistically implausible rates" of applications for the 2026 coverage year that completely lacked mandatory data, such as Social Security numbers or verified citizenship documentation.

They were, also, screwing over the properly enrolled participants by creating "ghost files" and changing the coverage limits to increase premiums without the applicant's knowledge.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:11 PM (dIske)

115 ObongoCare.

What a cluster fuck. Next up...Medicare for all.

What another cluster fuck.

Posted by: Hope and Change at September 23, 2026 05:11 PM (ALGqY)

116 107 The US is back to selling slaves again...yay. This time we’re playing both sides, so that we always come out on top.

and the chucklefucks defend this fascism. we can vote to end this nonsense, November is right around the corner guys

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (UirZC)

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1. It's not secret. It's public policy and enabled by Congressional statute.

2. Are the people we deport ending up as slaves? Who's getting a cut on the sale? That feels like a big story. Probably should provide some names.

3. Fascism does not mean deporting illegal immigrants to third party countries because their home countries don't want them. I don't know what they think fascism means.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (38W+X)

117 113

There is a huge effort to try and convince people of the inevitability of Democrat majorities in the House and Senate. They truly believe of they keep pushing that people won’t show up.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Y3swt)

Well, collectively, people are often stupid, and easily led.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)

118 As Ace so presciently points out there is a direct correlation between the amount of government(Dem) funded fraud and the amount of election cheating.
Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.


Posted by: Voter theater. at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (FCPbW)

119 Oh and BTW Democrats are pulling out all the stops on election fraud. Their mail in ballot and harvesting ops are in full swing. They are paying operatives to gather ballots. There is money to be made and that’s why you see people getting caught. The effort is so ubiquitous it’s unreal.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y3swt)

120 You don't think Big Biz wasn't hoping and praying to get corporate health insurance off the books ?

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1/wqL)
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Yeah, but then they saw the tax consequences for off loading their employees, and the revelation that the coverage was crap, and any employer who pushed their employees to the Marketplace was looking for an employee relations disaster, they wish it was never introduced.

I tried, was in DC for meetings with our congress critters. Essentially got thrown out of a dem reps office when I suggested my CFO and I would be thrown in jail if we had a program financed and costing like this one was. That was after an "all due respect" line from the LD. I threw it right back because no one in any of those offices knew what they were talking about. And they still don't.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (7/DDO)

121 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.

Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)

122 Fascism does not mean deporting illegal immigrants to third party countries because their home countries don't want them. I don't know what they think fascism means.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (38W+X)

Fascism = "stuff I don't like by people I don't like"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

123 110 We TOLD him that America will Not Tolerate a Months Long War where people get hurt!!

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar

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Worst defeat in American history.

Iran is stronger than ever.

They are just choosing to shoot missiles that fall into the ocean and only firing on cargo ships that docked in Iran because they are masters of restraint and just waiting for the US to collapse completely from oil prices that sometimes spike to $105 every couple of months but mostly stay in the $80-90 range.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (38W+X)

124
US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report

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I wish this was true, but that number looks like liberal garment-rending.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)

125 Other things that should be cleaned up.

If you're hard of hearing there's a government program to give you a free phone with captions.

And if that program wasn't available, you need it, save up and buy it.

The Five - Dem influencer network exposed. Sorry, I love Emily. And Kayleigh is there and Gutfeld and Watters have some brains.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b)

126 119 Oh and BTW Democrats are pulling out all the stops on election fraud. Their mail in ballot and harvesting ops are in full swing. They are paying operatives to gather ballots. There is money to be made and that’s why you see people getting caught. The effort is so ubiquitous it’s unreal.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y3swt)

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If only they had tried this in 2024, they might have retained power in the imperial presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (38W+X)

127 Mamdani at least is against fraud...

Posted by: Harun at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (IuIym)

128 ObamaCare? More like Cloward-PivenCare -- amirite?

I have never, ever thought so. Anymore than FDR thought he was crashing the system with Social Security.

Obama really was a transformational guy. He was a dick, for sure. But he also thought he was the middle-man between a guaranteed fund for insurance and all these nasty insurance corporations that just had to charge more because "capitalism".

And Barry isn't the only thinker like that. Half or more of the people you shop or drink or eat around think the same way. Fools.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (1/wqL)

129 You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

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Have a nice day just don't have it here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (ndZc7)

130
124
US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report

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I wish this was true, but that number looks like liberal garment-rending.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)

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I think it's over 35,000, actually.

But, really, it amounts to criminal aliens that the home countries refuse to take or countries like Cuba that won't take anyone back from us at all.

They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (38W+X)

131 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)

There's an SF story "A Study in Still Life" where a spacer detailed to the bureaucracy proposes a form to track forms to his boss who isn't interested until it requires more people in his department to bump him up to a new pay grade.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)

132 Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.
Posted by: Voter theater

I'll reserve judgement on whether it has been "dealt with" pending a few thousand convictions for voter shenanigans and/or noticeable changes in voting patterns.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (UirZC)

133 We need to go back to when health insurance wasn't an employment benefit.

Stupid Dems and their stupid wage-freezes and their stupid "employer provided health insurance isn't taxable compensation"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (vJrRc)

134 Oh, and your catalogs from Pueblo, Colorado.
Yeah, I grew up in Canada but we did get American tv.

I think the story of that entire thing would be interesting.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (Sco7b)

135 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

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Idiot. Nothing is too big to prosecute, and the bigger it is, the more vital it is to prosecute.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (0U5gm)

136 They can drop off the Illegal Felons into the Barents Sea for all Imcare.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (Gqar8)

137 >> If only they had tried this in 2024, they might have retained power in the imperial presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (38W+X)

They’ve been encouraged to grow that operation by the courts, who will allow nothing to stop election fraud before the vote, and do everything to protect it once the vote is in.

I think even you will be surprised after the election. There is going to be a lot of counting until we win in Democrat areas.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (R9CG3)

138 Trump's killing the Not-there!!

How will the Not-there pay for their Not-there childrens' medical expenses?!!

MAGA doesn't care.

It's a Not-there genocide!

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (XMAAx)

139 You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

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Have a nice day just don't have it here.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (ndZc7)

Get 'em TFO! And take their coats!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (QfE5e)

140 We need to go back to when health insurance wasn't an employment benefit.

Then we go back prior to WW-II. Before wage freezes.

I'm all for it. I don't think most really are.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (1/wqL)

141 I think it's over 35,000, actually.

But, really, it amounts to criminal aliens that the home countries refuse to take or countries like Cuba that won't take anyone back from us at all.

They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (38W+X)

And like with the El Salvador prison, most of the encouragement is just some money and promises of a relationship. To us the money they want is like a tip in DC levels of spending to keep a dude in a work camp or something for a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (uhVAy)

142 What. But Foxnews told me that Hispanics who vote or lean Republican overwhelmingly believe the president has gone too far on immigration. Whatever that means.

Oh and that Salazar dunce.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (R9CG3)

143 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.

Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
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There is too much government. Way too much. They are the reason costs are exploding, almost completely their fault.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (7/DDO)

144 They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.
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Yep. Canada will have to ramp up the imports with all of their own people they're busy MAIDing.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (TN0g+)

145 Flabby pallid leftist: "I want to be as unhealthy as possible."

Laissez-Faire libertarian: "Fine by me -- to each his own. Go for it."

Flabby pallid leftist: "Oh, did I mention - I want YOU to pay for my lifelong medical bills caused by me being unhealthy. Fork it over, you privileged fuck."

(Laissez-Faire libertarian quickly does a Transformer-like transmogrification to a Based MAGA Conservative.)

Frsehly-minted Based MAGA Conservative: " Die, hippie, die!"

Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

146 Ugh --off "Barry O" sock.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

147 What. But Foxnews told me that Hispanics who vote or lean Republican overwhelmingly believe the president has gone too far on immigration. Whatever that means.

Oh and that Salazar dunce.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (R9CG3)

I wouldn't believe one thing Fox says about polling.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

148 137
They’ve been encouraged to grow that operation by the courts, who will allow nothing to stop election fraud before the vote, and do everything to protect it once the vote is in.

I think even you will be surprised after the election. There is going to be a lot of counting until we win in Democrat areas.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (R9CG3)

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If only they had done that when the Democrat Party had control of the DOJ.

Seriously...people act like literally nothing has changed since 2024 and, in fact, that the Democrat Party has only gotten stronger.

It's literally insane.

DOJ has been pulling back on Democrat cheating efforts for more than 18 months. Laws have been passed at the state level in places like OH that make cheating significantly harder.

Does that mean that CA won't do cheating? Of course not. But CA doing cheating doesn't mean that Jon Ossoff has undone DNI monitoring Fulton County in GA.

And it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

149 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

150 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

Their polls are terrible and have been for a decade.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)

151 149 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

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Fox News polling is one of the worst polling outfits, is outright run by Democrat operatives, and has been consistently wrong for a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:21 PM (38W+X)

152 149 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

FOX has the notoriously worst polling group.. Never right...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (+gK6I)

153 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O

I remember a liberal friend in college trying to convince me that "free" government healthcare for all was the sensible solution. "Government is so much more efficient! You reduce all the overhead for profit, business taxes, etc." When I asked if he was in favor of dropping business taxes on health insurance companies then, to help them be more efficient, all the deflections came out. "No, because the saving will go to the CEOs, and not lowering premiums. It's not that much anyway. They have to pay their fair share."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (UirZC)

154 Medicare for all will end up paying for 1 Billoon people

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

155 There is too much government. Way too much. They are the reason costs are exploding, almost completely their fault.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (7/DDO)

The grift is the purpose.

The prospect of invidental medical care is mostly happenstance.

Health care grift is a human right.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (QfE5e)

156 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

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Fox News polling is one of the worst polling outfits, is outright run by Democrat operatives, and has been consistently wrong for a very long time.

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Are you sure? That doesn't seem like something Fox would do?

Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (TN0g+)

157
Those Latin American deportees who got sent to Liberia, you gotta laugh. I don't see them grabbing their crotches and yelling "Fuck Joseph Nyuma Boakai!" They seem more subdued in their new DEI-compliant surroundings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

158 I thought "single payer" was the communist's buzzword. I checked my bingo card and I don't have "medicare for all"........

I need a new card

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (jrgJz)

159 146 Ugh --off "Barry O" sock.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

Said so many Dem male teens.
Not in the same way.

Great influencer segment. Wow, Dems are evil.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)

160 156 Are you sure? That doesn't seem like something Fox would do?

Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (TN0g+)

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Harvard-Harris is where it's at.

Maybe.

Still suspicious. Polling firms suddenly go wrong all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (38W+X)

161 Does that mean that CA won't do cheating? Of course not. But CA doing cheating doesn't mean that Jon Ossoff has undone DNI monitoring Fulton County in GA.

And it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

Even CA on full cheat mode takes months to claw back one or two seats here or there which means nothing overall.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

162 nd it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.

Because we've never seen it inside a state. We all saw the fat fucking union guy push observers out of the way while putting the butcher paper over the windows in Philly.

Until I see it ? I haven't seen it.

Until then ? I just assume the officials will fuck over whomever plays Notre Dame in South Bend. Because they always do.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (1/wqL)

163 Every anchor baby on the planet, including hundreds of thousands Chinese will be eligible for universal health care

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)

164 The only reason a Republican won a Senate seat in PA was because of increased RNC focus on down ballot races as much as the presidency. Even Philadelphia. ahem

the DOJ has already announced they will be sending out over 1000 poll watchers to specific areas around the country this election. Democrat fraud is beatable. The RNC just has to have the will.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)

165 >> Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

Short answer is nothing material.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)

166
Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

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Haha! That would be a good set of prompts for an AI animator.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (mmrXZ)

167 161 Even CA on full cheat mode takes months to claw back one or two seats here or there which means nothing overall.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

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Waves materialize unevenly.

A blue wave will see massive upswings in blue districts while red districts move slightly to the left.

If we're in a wave, the effects of redistricting in 2020 and this year means that the furthest a blue wave could crest would be about 225 seats for the Democrats, and that's assuming they get every toss up.

Senate races make things more complex. The GOP won a net of 2 senate seats in 2018 in a D+9 environment. They drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them. So, they tend to reflect presidential performance in the last general than anything else.

Trump won TX by 14 in 2024.

Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (38W+X)

168 121 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
Posted by: Barry O

More AI research (I hate Obamacare even more than I thought!)-
Why brokers exist even though Healthcare.gov is self‑serve:

The ACA is complex
People want help
Brokers are free to consumers
Insurers want brokers to bring in customers
Brokers get paid only if they enroll you
Commissions create incentives (good and bad)

The Marketplace is self‑serve, but the ACA ecosystem is not self‑explanatory.

Commissions are the #1 driver of both legitimate broker behavior and ACA fraud.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (Dv3i1)

169 The RNC just has to have the will.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)


But do you have the will to light up a pinner and listen to the Amazing Rhythm Aces ? I can make you a pretty good play-list pretty quick.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (1/wqL)

170 I mean, don’t be ridiculous. “The DoJ won a few court cases and will send out more election monitors. That will help us uncover mail in ballot fraud where people walked around and filled out ballots for other people or created them out of thin air.

Yeah I’m sure they give a fig.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (R9CG3)

171 I couldn't get my head around how brokers could just ignore application obligations like SS# and proof of citizenship, but now I know (after looking up the process).

The Fed Govt allowed what is called EDE (Enhanced Direct Enrollment). This allowed private brokers and web based platforms to create their own software to build customized entryways into Healthcare.gov. These dicey brokers just excluded the indentification obligations from their own customized program. Then they bulk loaded thousands of applications, many of which were non-existent applicants. Then they fabricated the financial status of the applicant to get the sweetest premium.

In short, I'm sure there were illegal immigrants taking advantage of the program, but the real fraud falls likely with dishonest insurance brokers and less to do with immigration. Weak government oversight without consideration for abuse is the culprit. And, this was set up this way so that they could expedite enrollments to show a necessary government program.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (dIske)

172 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

Short answer is nothing material.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)

That's Foolish, CA steals the same seats every election, its treading water. Meanwhile we have created new red seats in FL,TX, MO, and other states that will stick. And I can't help but see the disarray in the DNC having an effect on their operation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (uhVAy)

173 The polls are out there to demoralize us... Don't let them

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (+gK6I)

174 The RNC just has to have the will.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.

Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)

175 >> Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.

Yeah but Paxton is behind or within the margin of error.
- Every shithead pollster.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)

176 Their polls are terrible and have been for a decade.
Posted by: Oldcat

Damn straight! I was doing an inverted aerial for Bret Baier last year when the pole broke and I fell. Ruptured my left implant!!!!

Posted by: Candy at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (UirZC)

177 You can't hate the Republican party enough.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (XMAAx)

178 165 >> Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

Short answer is nothing material.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)

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We're probably going to lose the House, but barely. Turnout differentials are a thing. Not even Obama's vaunted campaign team, who were lauded as the future and the best ever, could undo that, and they lost two midterms really, really badly.

And then Jeffries can try to run impeachment theater where his majority of 5 has 9 House members from Trump+5 districts.

All while OBBB fully funded and appropriated ICE through 2028 and Trump can just deport everyone still.

But, massive wave because cheating will make it so that we're losing senate seats in TX, OH, AK, and IA?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (38W+X)

179 Trump won TX by 14 in 2024.

Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (38W+X)

Here's my indication - the DNC is broke, the RNC isn't. That isn't showing a blue wave.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

180 I saw Jefferies crying today that some Dem from Maine endorsed Lawler. BTW there is no way Lawler loses to a DSA candidate they dropped in from out of the district. But she’s a vet or something. Sure thing, guys.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (R9CG3)

181 >>Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

>>Short answer is nothing material.

One big thing has changed is awareness. Even in 2020 when the fraud was blindingly obvious there many people on our side who claimed that Trump somehow lost to a guy who barely left his basement and even less frequently could complete a single sentence without fucking it up. Yep, Joe fucking Biden got more votes than any president in US history.

Now way more people don't just think but know Democrats cheat. They fight every election integrity project that comes up. And people are angry about it. Knowing the problem exists has to come first before you can monitor, fight back against it and ultimately fix it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (viF8m)

182 Fox News polling may be run by Democrat operatives, but the choice to employ them instead of other outfits is made by establishment R's that want to return the party to the pre MAGA days. If that happens, the party will split instead. Not sure they care.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)

183 170 I mean, don’t be ridiculous. “The DoJ won a few court cases and will send out more election monitors. That will help us uncover mail in ballot fraud where people walked around and filled out ballots for other people or created them out of thin air.

Yeah I’m sure they give a fig.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (R9CG3)

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Mail in requests are actually really down this year compared to both last election and 2022.

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2102788016196452620

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (38W+X)

184 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.


Then outsource the prosecution to volunteers. No need for courts or activist judges, incompetent prosecutors and fickle jurors. Will give Caterpillar and the lime business a shot in the arm.

In turn, the Quality of Life for those not engaged in fraud will improve as parks, roads, and public venues become less crowded; utility demand drops, housing and food prices ease due to less pressure demand; insurance rates across all modalities should drop as risks are removed...

There is more Winning there than PDJT ever promised during his campaign.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (pUU4E)

185 Don't even pay attention to the polls

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

186 174 The RNC just has to have the will.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.

Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)

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All it took was firing Ronna McDaniel, and suddenly the RNC was more interested in winning elections than flower orders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (38W+X)

187 The RNC just has to have the will.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
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But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.

Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)

trump's people run the RNC now, they are the ones that blocked fraud in PA in 2024. AND did voter outreach to the Amish that gave us a big slug of new support. I expect more of that this time.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

188 I dunno. I have no idea what will happen. But I also know in places like NY Blakeman is closing the gap for governor. You can tell they’re getting nervous.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (R9CG3)

189 Yeah but Paxton is behind or within the margin of error.
- Every shithead pollster.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)
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Yeah, Talafreako running around walking back all of his gonzo lunatic positions to try and con the rubes this close to the election tells me that their internal polling says he's cooked.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

190 Where is Greta ????

Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

What about the fish and the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (jGtoG)

191 >>There is more Winning there than PDJT ever promised during his campaign.

Wait until you see the PMI numbers that were released today.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

192 >> Mail in requests are actually really down this year compared to both last election and 2022.

What about states where they mail them to everyone?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (R9CG3)

193 Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

Short answer is nothing material.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)
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NY and CA...nothing...you are correct. NJ, on the other hand removed (I think as of now over 30,000) illegal immigrants from the roll. This doesn't sound like much unless you understand how ballot dumping works. They take a residence and then misrepresnt it as an apartment (which adds residences via apartment numbers that don't exist). They they use those addresses for registrations. For every single illegally registered individual with a residence, there is the potential for about 50 to 100 other votes from non-existent addresses. Most of these illegal immigrants probably don't even know it's occurring in their names.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske)

194 Fox News polling may be run by Democrat operatives, but the choice to employ them instead of other outfits is made by establishment R's that want to return the party to the pre MAGA days. If that happens, the party will split instead. Not sure they care.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)

They're mostly dead men walking. Increasingly even the establishment peeps will die of old age and their staffs will want MAGA jobs and get on the program.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

195 192 >> Mail in requests are actually really down this year compared to both last election and 2022.

What about states where they mail them to everyone?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (R9CG3)

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There are no competitive races in CA, WA, or CO, so I don't see your point.

Your argument was that Democrats are going to blow the lid off cheating and win everything.

You're falling back to "Democrats will cheat a lot in places they control totally." Which is...what they did in 2024. Which is my point.

They will do what they can, but what they can is reduced from 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (38W+X)

196 Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

Yeah the idiot IRGC did hit a cargo ship today from India killing 2 crewmembers...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (+gK6I)

197 Wait until you see the PMI numbers that were released today.
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Wow, good thing Fed raised the rates, wouldn't want the economy getting to heat up too much before the mid-terms!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

198 182 Fox News polling may be run by Democrat operatives, but the choice to employ them instead of other outfits is made by establishment R's that want to return the party to the pre MAGA days. If that happens, the party will split instead. Not sure they care.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)
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There aren't enough old-line establishment GOPers left to mount any sort of challenge to the MAGA side of the party at this point. The ones that are still upright spend their time cuckily shouting into the void when they're not sucking the last dollars out of the Chamber of Commerce dick.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)

199 Too big to fail, to big to prosecute
Sure

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)

200 Yeah but Paxton is behind or within the margin of error.
- Every shithead pollster.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)
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Yeah, Talafreako running around walking back all of his gonzo lunatic positions to try and con the rubes this close to the election tells me that their internal polling says he's cooked.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

Beto for 2 cycles and Talafreako this time are just ways for TX to steal contributions from people in the other 49 states. Their positions are comically unsuited for Texas in particular.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

201 They're mostly dead men walking.
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Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Dv3i1)

202 200 Beto for 2 cycles and Talafreako this time are just ways for TX to steal contributions from people in the other 49 states. Their positions are comically unsuited for Texas in particular.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

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But Democrat primaries in TX are dictated by Austin progressives, so this problem will only get worse for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (38W+X)

203 >>Mitch McConnell?

Dead man rolling.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

204 203 >>Mitch McConnell?

Dead man rolling.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

Being rolled

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (+gK6I)

205 But Democrat primaries in TX are dictated by Austin progressives, so this problem will only get worse for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (38W+X)

Yes, increasingly the Dems can't find candidates who can fool anyone that they aren't insane leftists who are going to implement insane leftist programs.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

206 >>Mitch McConnell?

Dead man rolling.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

Being rolled

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (+gK6I)

Can we push grandma off the cliff already?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (QfE5e)

207 Discussing Fox News and their bias towards Democrats, well it is a subject of conversation for what now, twenty years? We know, or should know their game,

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8)

208 >>Mitch McConnell?

Dead man rolling.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

I'd just say he's out of the picture now, and his staffers will have to find a new home or be out of the DC picture.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

209 Texas can't find blue hair, tats up their arms women to run for office?

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)

210 >>
Your argument was that Democrats are going to blow the lid off cheating and win everything.

That’s not my argument. My thesis based on evidence is they are trying to ramp up that process. In some cases they are already being caught. But there has been very little incentive for Dems to slow the building of that operation.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (R9CG3)

211 I wonder what their thinking is, to reanimate the McConnell corpse?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)

212 As Ace so presciently points out there is a direct correlation between the amount of government(Dem) funded fraud and the amount of election cheating.
Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.


Posted by: Voter theater. at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM


Guarantee you that if usaid wasn't cut off the democrats would not have had to mortgage their dnc headquarters building in DC to cover their debts.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (I43vL)

213 I gave up on Fox long ago

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)

214 The polls are out there to demoralize us... Don't let them

At this point, I submit that polls exist to drive "trades" at prediction market gambling sites.

The vig is made in the volatility

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (/TiS1)

215 The worst part is they are going after ppl that are on ACA but never had had to use their services. Those are the people you want on ACA, they are low cost and have the ACA as insurance *if* they need it (exactly how insurance is supposed to work)
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God they’re just so dumb.

Silly Vance! Why would you cancel enrollment of people who don’t pay or use the service? The insurance company bills the government and there are no claims at all! It’s perfect!

Oh wait.

Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (ZwKpZ)

216 Remember they called for the Auto-Pen President out of their ass

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)

217 Palate cleanser -

Argentina President Javier Milei just walked up to the mic at the United Nations and RIPPED THEM TO THEIR FACES

"It's become a USELESS organization whose only purpose is to sustain a caste of fatefully arrogant PARASITES masquerading as well-intentioned bureaucrats!"

"The alleged 'defenders of human rights' have sheltered bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets!"

"Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings."

"Those who were supposed to guarantee collective security and human rights failed in their task. Instead, they allowed chaos, violence and international terrorism to flourish."

Vid at link (X) - https://tinyurl.com/2wfmzfnf

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)

218 Honest elections are sort of a Unicorn, or perhaps a Grail now, in the Blue States.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Gqar8)

219 207 Discussing Fox News and their bias towards Democrats, well it is a subject of conversation for what now, twenty years? We know, or should know their game,

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8

I like to check out the crazies. Me and reddit guy try to fill out ace's kick-ass reporting.

One hilarious thing I saw on Kos was their belief in all media is right wing. We truly are in different realities.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

220 Fox News’ leftist tilt (the network might lean right but their journalists and staff are just as left wing as every other new organization) was quite apparent during Trump’s first term as ever anchor on during the day could barely contain their TDS during the Russia Russia Russia hoax, the impeachments, and COVID, like every other channel.

The 2020 Arizona call should have left no doubt about Fox’s true nature.

They also foisted Tucker on us.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

221 Fox throws a few Right(ish) news readers to the viewers from time to time - but it’s establishment Left.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (Gqar8)

222 The 2020 Arizona call should have left no doubt about Fox’s true nature.

They also foisted Tucker on us.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

Ahh the year all trust in all institutions died.

It was cute how filled up I was on hopium waiting for the Supreme Court to step up.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)

223 Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)

Thank you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

224
Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

What about the fish and the children !!


But Trump bombed a school of fish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

225 Try telling your average Dem sheep that Fox is actually left leaning is a lost cause. "Faux News" is ingrained in their DNA.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (I6R/i)

226 But Trump bombed a school of fish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

And he said pussy.
We keep forgetting the huge atrocities.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Sco7b)

227 Uh...what? -

United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (Dv3i1)

228 Nood
Don't know when

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)

229 5:32?

Did i miss a nood?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (Sco7b)

230 I have pored over the evidence, and can now confirm that Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Bitch likes a big black bull sodomizing him from the rear, while he in turn sodomizes a two month old boy.

Posted by: Ken at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (aVf49)

Boston Globe Op-Ed: The "Trans Genocide" Is a Lie

And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder, as we have seen in the case of the "Ziz" transgender murder cult and, despite what simpleton narcissist Candace Owens says, the assassination of a Charlie Kirk by a gay trans-loving furry avenger.

The media attacks every "right wing conspiracy theory" they claim might lead to violence, while affirmatively pushing left-wing conspiracy theories like the "lynching" trend that does not exist.

But so what if some normies get murdered. The important thing is that we jack up Democrat voting enthusiasm.

It's a bit unexpected to see the liberal David Mastio writing about the "trans genocide" fiction in the ultra-lib Boston Globe, so I'll award Hufflepuff one credit.

Note, however, Mastio and the Globe cannot admit the truth -- that in fact transgenders experience violence at lower rates than normal people, which is pretty amazing considering they tend to work in dangerous fields like prostitution -- and still pretend that this is a big problem.


In Trump's America, violence against transgender people isn't going up -- it's going down

The data contradicts the popular narrative.

The notion that transgender people face soaring levels of violence is so ingrained in the public discourse, it gets little scrutiny even in the reddest and most trans-rights skeptical areas of the country -- like my hometown.

In a front page story this summer on the local Pride march, the Omaha World-Herald uncritically quoted a trans rights activist claiming that a proposed state ballot measure that would restrict transgender girls' and women's participation in school sports "won't actually protect" biological women and girls and "will increase violence" against LGBTQ people.

Stigmatizing transgender people, the argument goes, leads to attacks.

...

But despite a hostile Trump administration and a barrage of anti-trans legislation across the country, the number of violent deaths the group documents has fallen nearly 50 percent from 53 in 2023 to 27 in 2025.

Advocacy groups insist the data is incomplete and shouldn't be used to draw any conclusions about the prevalence of anti-trans violence. That's due, they say, to the bigotry of families and authorities who misname and misgender the victims, making it hard to discern from public records how many transgender people are dying.

"The numbers show that trans people are not killed in higher rates than other groups, but for Reasons We're Making Up Right Now we should be allowed the 'real' number to be much higher."


Still it's hard to imagine that as awareness about the transgender community has grown, misgendering and pronoun-swapping have become more common in police reports and news accounts than they were a decade ago, when another prominent LGBTQ organization, the Human Rights Campaign, began publishing its own numbers on violence against transgender people. The HRC tallies, too, find a declining number of violent transgender deaths to mourn. The group found a peak in 2021 of 47 deaths falling to 27 last year. HRC described that 40 percent drop as an "ongoing onslaught of violence."

Federal FBI hate crimes data also shows a decline in the abuse of trans people between 2024 and 2025.

One hate crime is one too many, but for all the backlash against transgender people, an analysis by the conservative Manhattan Institute shows they actually have a lower murder rate than does the population as a whole.

Oh they do admit it late in the article. That's something, I guess.


I offered the Human Rights Campaign's key researcher, the transgender woman Charleigh Flohr, or anyone else with the organization an opportunity to rebut the Manhattan Institute finding, but they didn't reply to me. And I can find no evidence that they have disputed the report in the months since its publication.

Meanwhile: Here's the reality.

Wesley Yang
@wesyang

US Democrats have declared forbidding any woman from drawing a boundary between herself and any man who says he is a woman to be the "civil rights movement of the 21st century. They join the center-Left parties across the Western world and Anglosphere in their unswerving commitment to this principle.

In the US, it meant allowing a convicted sex offender to loiter naked in a Fairfax County girls changing room for hours. In Australia, it means allowing a man who filmed a video of himself raping a five year-old girl to enter any female bathroom or changing room.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:37 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (iulL+)

2 What is the reverse statistic, I wonder?

How many murders or crimes are trans people responsible for committing?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (wb0lP)

3 "Note, however, Mastio and the Globe cannot admit the truth -- that in fact transgenders experience violence at lower rates than normal people, which is pretty amazing considering they tend to work in dangerous fields like prostitution"

I like surprises.
But there are limits.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (Sco7b)

4 small jump to the bottom

Posted by: DanMan at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (8uzBS)

5 Charleigh Flohr

pronounced as "Carly Floor"...

Famous porn name? IDK i it would be safe to google that.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (2waQ7)

6 The Boston Globe is gonna get firebombed by the non-violent trans-genocided people who are all dead because not enough people clapped and erased their existence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (38W+X)

7 US Democrats have declared forbidding any woman from drawing a boundary between herself and any man who says he is a woman to be the "civil rights movement of the 21st century. They join the center-Left parties across the Western world and Anglosphere in their unswerving commitment to this principle.

They do know how to make themselves popular with the masses, don't they.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)

8 Sure seems to me the Conservatives theories have been 100% accurate

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (Ia/+0)

9 The Boston Globe is gonna get firebombed by the non-violent trans-genocided people who are all dead because not enough people clapped and erased their existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM


You say that as if it were a bad thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)

10 I suspect anti-trans violence will rebound off the current bottom.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)

11 The number 1 killer of trannies is trannies.

But you know that.

Because suicide is excluded as part of the "trans genocide" lie.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (3cUTc)

12 9 The Boston Globe is gonna get firebombed by the non-violent trans-genocided people who are all dead because not enough people clapped and erased their existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)

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"Root for injuries? Root for injuries? Root for injuries? Yup, we're all here to root for injuries."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (38W+X)

13 Can we call a man who pretends he's a woman so he can go into a woman's bathroom a loser??

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Oy/m2)

14 Cutoff his Slausson!

Posted by: Recycled Material at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Fn+3X)

15 Did you see that? That guy *looked* at me funny! It's literally genocide! I can't breathe!

Posted by: Furry Von Heshe, DSM-5-TR at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (xu0AY)

16 Why are dems so perverted?
Why can't the Left just be normal?

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (EGSGm)

17 "But despite a hostile Trump administration and a barrage of anti-trans legislation ..."

Men aren't (supposed to be) allowed to beat up women in sports, nor to enter into their bathrooms and changing rooms to ogle them. Isn't that "Pro Woman", not "anti-trans"?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (vbXSk)

18 15 Did you see that? That guy *looked* at me funny! It's literally genocide! I can't breathe!

Posted by: Furry Von Heshe, DSM-5-TR at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (xu0AY)

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"Tom Brady won't hit on me in the office now that I'm a sexy lady. That's trans-genocide."
-6'8 linebacker in a wig

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (38W+X)

19 Of course, transgenders are killed more often by their intimate partners.

When you select for people that will have sex with a mental health afflicted transgender, you are picking a group that are themselves unstable with mental health conditions.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (HlyYF)

20 Tell a "trans woman" "no," and the man will come out.

There's still a genocide because fake women aren't allowed in every female-only space on earth.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)

21 I will admit that I would probably get kinda violent if some hulking tranny tried to film me in a dressing room. Other than that, I can't imagine I would care if George wants to wear a dress and heels. If these attention whores would just shut the hell up and go about their business, nobody would have the slightest issue with them, but their in-yer-face bullshit gets mighty old fast.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (vSaT+)

22 "And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder"...


That is exactly correct and why that kind of propaganda should be actionable. In the same way that "Trump is Hitler" should be actionable.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (4X4Y+)

23 "And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder, as we have seen in the case of the "Ziz" transgender murder cult and, despite what simpleton narcissist Candace Owens says, the assassination of a Charlie Kirk by a gay trans-loving furry avenger."

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And how many trannies have shot up schools and killed kids? Nashville is at least one...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (Bhsk7)

24 > Why can't the Left just be normal?

They're revolutionaries. Everything "normal" is their target.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (mkw2N)

25 16 Why are dems so perverted?
Why can't the Left just be normal?
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (EGSGm)

Because then they wouldn't be lefties, would they.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (vSaT+)

26 10 I suspect anti-trans violence will rebound off the current bottom.
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Sounds spicy!

Posted by: Don Lemon AKA LeRoy Bottom at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (xu0AY)

27 "Why are dems so perverted?
Why can't the Left just be normal?"

Because they are commies, intent on overthrowing The West, and all old fuddy duddy cultural norms that have worked well. Plus, destroying is so much easier than building.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (vbXSk)

28 Out of that 27, I'd wager at least 26 were domestic violence.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (TezPK)

29 The whole national conversation derailed for how long over a relative handful of looney toons so far fucked up they can't even look at their own crotch without getting confused.

I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)

30 The notion that transgender people face soaring levels of violence is so ingrained in the public discourse

By "public discourse" they mean their own propaganda. I have literally never heard someone talk about violence against trannies IRL.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)

31 How can the pedophile in the article NOT be put on the sex offender list?

If the pedophile re-offends on a little girl that has a father in the home, the judge better increase their security ten-fold.

*** I am not advocating for violence. I am merely predicting how a civilized society will eventually respond to a deliberate failure to protect little girls.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (HlyYF)

32 Women, trans, gay, blacks... they are all losing favor with the Left and don't even know it yet. They will still be used when needed, it's part of the kink. But certain truths will be allowed out.

See: The Left's newest best buds

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (/9X1x)

33 Darlene Graham's picture is going on milk cartons now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (iulL+)

34 the number of violent deaths the group documents has fallen nearly 50 percent from 53 in 2023 to 27 in 2025.

Even the large number is fewer than die from bee stings annually and nobody is trying to change national laws and policies for that.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (vTZFs)

35 Why are dems so perverted?
Why can't the Left just be normal?
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport


Normal is so... middle class. *distainful sniff*

Posted by: Your local Leftist, being completely honest at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (vJrRc)

36 Talarico "moderated" his position on trannies.
Of course, everyone knows that is a lie.
Even his own "pastor" said it was a lie just to get elected.
And he privately confirmed it was just a lie for the Fox News rubes at a recent fundraiser in Houston.
That he's still all-in on all the radical trannie lies.

Anyway, the thing about these lies about trannies is not that they are lies, it's that those who believe them WANT to be lied to.
They want the lie.
As justification to excuse what they already believe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)

37 In their retarded brains, anything short of celebrating their delusion qualifies as "violence," so the bar is basically in hell.

I'm just all out of fucks to give about these fucking lunatics.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (oqH4h)

38 33 Darlene Graham's picture is going on milk cartons now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (iulL+)

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She's actively campaigning.

https://tinyurl.com/255hr9z8

Don't let news editorial choices tell you what is or isn't happening in the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (38W+X)

39 > "And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder"

I was thinking about this yesterday in the context of the Converse ad. The left goes hammer and tongs against any perceived propaganda, even going so far as to hallucinate propaganda. If the right had the balls to do this against every single propaganda effort from the left, we might be in a better position culturally.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

40 "Ahh who put this dick here" is the kind of thing that would get you locked up, at the very least, if not just thrown into a sack with a big rock and chucked into the river just so you weren't a fucking liability to everyone else.

Now you live in a society that is fine enough with saying "Yeah, wow, uh... you do you I guess, whatever", and it's mUh GeNoCiDe.

Shut the fuck up, you useless speds.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (aKiSo)

41 Why are dems so perverted?
Why can't the Left just be normal?
Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport

If they were normal they wouldn't be the Left

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (/9X1x)

42 Where are the fathers?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (W2Pud)

43

My nipples explode with delight!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (XjbVE)

44 36 Talarico "moderated" his position on trannies.
Of course, everyone knows that is a lie.
Even his own "pastor" said it was a lie just to get elected.
And he privately confirmed it was just a lie for the Fox News rubes at a recent fundraiser in Houston.
That he's still all-in on all the radical trannie lies.

Anyway, the thing about these lies about trannies is not that they are lies, it's that those who believe them WANT to be lied to.
They want the lie.
As justification to excuse what they already believe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)

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Most importantly, it's a signal to exurban Texans that Talarico is weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (38W+X)

45 ...I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)



I'm certain that many past generations have thought that the end times are near but there really is something demonic going on right now with everything that is right and just being called evil and everything evil and demonic being called right and just.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (4X4Y+)

46 I saw a bunch of comic con people once going to lunch downtown and now wonder if it was a furry convention.

I would never get violent against them without a hazmat suit due to fear of smegma in fake fur. Plus I am now a sovereign citizen. When arrested for clubbing them I will pull out my sovereign citizen card I downloaded.

Which means, like Clancy, I can do anything and no one can send me to prison.

I think the trans movement will eventually fade away like Numerology; and half of men kill themselves after their fake vaginas. It's good they can't reproduce!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)

47 So civil rights of one human can mean cancelation of another humans rights

Ok

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)

48 Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

We did it for a while. Getting mad at all kind of stupid shit like illegal takeovers of 1/3 of the economy, people geting set up and killed in Benghazi, men wigs waving their dicks in little girls' bathrooms, the Left jailing the innocent, spying on opponents, killing babies after birth, and lighting up buildings to celebrate.

And what did the Left do?

They sent all their attack dogs out to accuse us of "constant outrage".

They don't talk much about outrage anymore. Wonder why.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:53 PM (/9X1x)

49 Shorter Boston Globe: The dogs aren't eating the dog food.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 03:53 PM (4NO2D)

50 > My nipples explode with delight!

THEY CAN DO THAT!?!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:54 PM (mkw2N)

51 Here's the thing: In order to commit an act of violence against a tranny, you have to get up close and personal with one of them.

And who needs that?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 03:54 PM (8mulE)

52 The really awful issue with men pretending to be women is that they get a sexual kick out of it. They aren't going to cut off their man parts because then they wouldn't get the sexual high of imagining themselves as women with dicks. They prance around constantly aroused and put themselves in public to do so. They are using every single woman near them for their pathetic nauseating sexual kink. It is why they demand to be let into bathrooms and changing rooms. They need the women to notice them in order to get off.

I don't have the option of NOT participating in their sick delusions, and that makes me very angry. Not enough to commit violence, but angry nonetheless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:55 PM (vSaT+)

53 I'm certain that many past generations have thought that the end times are near but there really is something demonic going on right now with everything that is right and just being called evil and everything evil and demonic being called right and just.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (4X4Y+)

Maybe part of it is that most humans became comfortable enough, and busy enough doing interesting things other than bare tooth-and-nail survival, that we simply stopped feeling the need to "correct" the freaks. We ignored them, and they disappeared into obscurity. One here, one there. Our life goes on. But that just created a huge dissolved moiety of freaks on our planet, and then the advent of Everyone Can Talk To Literally Everyone over the dawn of the 21st century made all that dissolved Weberian freak juice crystallize out of solution and now it's front and center in everyone's face, perfectly convenient for post-Marxist ontoclasts to shanghai into their little army of retards.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:55 PM (aKiSo)

54 The mayor of Anaheim allegedly called her chief of staff a “dirty Mexican” and questioned her sexuality during a lunch at Disneyland, according to a leaked letter.

Democrat Ashleigh Aitken’s chief of staff, Berenice Ballinas, made the damning allegations in a Sept. 11 note sent to the city attorney, signed by her lawyer, and reviewed by TimesOC.

Her lawyer says Aitken, who is running for her second term, made the slur while Ballinas was driving her home, which she sometimes did since beginning her work with Aitken in 2022.

“On various occasions when Ms. Ballinas was forced to drive Mayor Aitkin home, Mayor Aitkin [sic] exclaimed that she did ‘not want her car driven by a dirty Mexican,’” employment attorney Lawrence Lennemann wrote in his mediation request to Anaheim City Attorney Robert Fabela.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 23, 2026 03:56 PM (/OKHJ)

55 In Trump's America, violence against transgender people isn't going up -- it's going down

The data contradicts the popular narrative.
________________________________

The laughing is going up. The ridicule is going up. I thought those were acts of violence. Some blue haired, septum ring wearing, Berkenstock sporting, armpit haired screecher insisted on such. And then she game me a homemade gummie shaped like a cross dressing Noam Chomsky. It was necessarily large.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)

56 The whole national conversation derailed for how long over a relative handful of looney toons so far fucked up they can't even look at their own crotch without getting confused.

I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)

Plenty of governments have either claimed their opponents were riddled with perversion or got support because the claims were true -- Weimar Germany, Hitler's purge of the SA, pretty much all Roman Emperors, Rasputin...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)

57 ***The only way for women & girls to ensure they are not in this situation is self
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Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
She saw him lunge toward her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (iLKq8)

58 I was thinking about this yesterday in the context of the Converse ad. The left goes hammer and tongs against any perceived propaganda, even going so far as to hallucinate propaganda. If the right had the balls to do this against every single propaganda effort from the left, we might be in a better position culturally.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

The left has a very large pool of mentally ill people who desire to undertake such efforts. Normal, content people are never going to be as invested in doing that.

Posted by: Sjg at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (i8HNq)

59 Fauci gets a pardon after two million Americans (and five million others, at least!) dead, but we need to worry about (checks title) Trans Genocide?

What about the normal Genocide that actually happened?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (gHSfI)

60 The Trans Crazies still need to worry about the heroes that walk among us. Heroes who ensure a just outcome when the Troonies harm kids.

Marianne Bachmeier.

Jay Maynor.

Aaron Spencer.

Gary Plauche.

And others.

Sometimes Vigilante Justice becomes the only justice available.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (47/pr)

61 57 ***The only way for women & girls to ensure they are not in this situation is self
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Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
She saw him lunge toward her.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (iLKq

1911

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (vSaT+)

62 It is amusing to me how something that we have known for YEARS, is 'suddenly' news, because a News outlet finally admits some truth.

It's like all the Covid stuff that made news a couple months ago... that... oh... led to no consequences at all... at least not yet...

We knew all that crap more than 5 years ago.... oh... wait... 5 years, the Fed Statute of Limitations...

What a Co Ink E Dink

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (mP0Kj)

63 59 Fauci gets a pardon after two million Americans (and five million others, at least!) dead, but we need to worry about (checks title) Trans Genocide?

What about the normal Genocide that actually happened?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (gHSfI)

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Does ace not making every post about covid bother you?

He did a covid thread yesterday.

Should every thread be about covid to satisfy you as a reader?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (38W+X)

64 In the US, it meant allowing a convicted sex offender to loiter naked in a Fairfax County girls changing room for hours.
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Why do Virginia Democrats hate women and girls?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

65 64 In the US, it meant allowing a convicted sex offender to loiter naked in a Fairfax County girls changing room for hours.
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Why do Virginia Democrats hate women and girls?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

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Because the revolution demands it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (38W+X)

66 The data contradicts the popular narrative.
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Yeah just like with that other thing...

What's the other thing called.......

Oh yeah....

Every other shitfuck thing!!

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:01 PM (/9X1x)

67 57 ***The only way for women & girls to ensure they are not in this situation is self
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Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
She saw him lunge toward her.
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That's why women used to go in pairs. This generation doesn't understand fighting back. Two generations ago a man goes into a woman's facility - he's gang banged - and not in a fun way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 04:02 PM (iLKq8)

68 I mentioned that I'm listening to a lot of stoicism lectures.a

I do think that their desire to control everyone's thoughts and opinions doesn't help their sanity.

We're never going to stand up and applaud your Kirk and Spock sex fan fiction. And you can ambush us but most of us will still go 'EEEeeww!' when we see guys kiss. It's never going to be romantic and change my world view.

And they want that. But it's never going to happen. They can only control their reaction. And they don't do that well.

But I will have a softer view for lipstick lesbians.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)

69 This guy fascinates me. His haircut is straight out of a Wallace and Gromet cartoon. He's wearing a decent suit. He's got a chin that almost disappears into his wide, long neck.

Then he stands up from his meal of oysters and shows surprisingly quick and capable punching technique.

His confidence is admirable.

http://tiny.cc/2nza101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (mkw2N)

70 There outta be a law that troons can be legally beaten on sight.

Nip it in the bud.

Posted by: Pray and Beat The Gay Away at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (ALGqY)

71 Plus I am now a sovereign citizen. When arrested for clubbing them I will pull out my sovereign citizen card I downloaded.
Wow, I need one of those. Where did you download it from?

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:05 PM (LHPAg)

72 From Monday?

🚨BREAKING: Ericka Lomick, the Democratic nominee for Texas House District 93, has suspended her campaign after her criminal record surfaced.

Federal court records from North Carolina show she pleaded guilty in 2011 to mortgage-fraud conspiracy, bank fraud, and money-laundering conspiracy. She was sentenced to 63 months in prison — more than five years.

She ran as Ericka Lomick. The case lists her as Ericka Flood. A PAC put the file in public view on September 17. By Monday she was out.

Her campaign said questions about eligibility made her step aside so the district would not spend the fall on her past.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 04:06 PM (oRRIp)

73 Watching the ' Minions' movie in spanish. You think they are funny in their version of english try it in another language.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:07 PM (UdrMW)

74 When an institution that claims to be dedicated to decreasing something (global warming, gun violence, violence against trannies, world poverty, etc), instead of rejoicing, reacts in a hostile or dismissive way when given proof that that thing isn't as bad as they thought, you know that they're just grifters.

and these groups never rejoice

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2026 04:07 PM (0MjtC)

75 Watching the ' Minions' movie in spanish. You think they are funny in their version of english try it in another language.
Posted by: Ben Had

The A-Team in Turkish. Mr T is a hoot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 04:09 PM (iulL+)

76
>>One hate crime is one too many

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Take a closer look at those "hate crimes" and you'll see that they're routine partner-on-partner or sex worker killings.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

77 Wow, thought a Criminal record for a Democrat was a badge of courage

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

78 What's worse, women's voting or.opening the asylums?

I say both are sides of the same coin.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (bX16E)

79 77 Wow, thought a Criminal record for a Democrat was a badge of courage

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Beat me to it. Good job.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)

80 The main change seems to be that transsexual people become more histrionic.
For them, their change is of momentous importance, like a rebirth, so everyone else must be suitably impressed.

Posted by: PG at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (0Ifjz)

81 They get murdered less because even murderers try to avoid troons... they can't get the attention they're seeking from *anybody.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (4x8xD)

82 Any inmate who offs one of these pedophiles, either while in county jail or prison, is a hero to me.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (fgSb9)

83 >>One hate crime is one too many
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But one regular crime is what, totes amazing? Society's fault? The white man's fault......

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (/9X1x)

84
Federal court records from North Carolina show she pleaded guilty in 2011 to mortgage-fraud conspiracy, bank fraud, and money-laundering conspiracy. She was sentenced to 63 months in prison — more than five years.

_________

So, a mainstream Democrat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 04:13 PM (eRlcH)

85 Boston Globe Op-Ed: The "Trans Genocide" Is a Lie

Ladies and Gents ... we've lived a lie longer than pretty much all of us have been alive.

We've lived a lie since Affirmative Action. Since Kaiser Aluminum couldn't give a simple test to pick applicants. Since Disparate Impact and all this other nonsense.

The lies started in the 60s.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:13 PM (1/wqL)

86 I think we’re just seeing the beginning. But let’s not pretend like genocide isn’t the goal. Look at the settlement and agreement between the Cleveland clinic and the federal gov. (Link to Justice Dept Article: Justice Department Secures Resolution with Cleveland Clinic to End Pediatric “Gender-Affirming Care”

the language used in that report is disgusting:
> federal law in connection with sex-rejecting procedures on minors (often euphemistically referred to as “gender-affirming care”
Trump and anyone supporting him *will* burn in hell

I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago...

Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice (over doubles suicide rates) intended to partially destroy the group. And ICE agents are forcing detained trans people into conversion therapy against their will. So yes, there is a genocide according to its definition in the 1948 Genocide Convention.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (UirZC)

87 In Trump's America, violence against transgender people isn't going up -- it's going down The data contradicts the popular narrative.

In an America where not using tranny pronouns and playing along will get you cancelled and maybe arrested the notion that they are targeted for violence is absurd.

Look at it this way, if you went back to the 50s were maybe you would get into trouble for being obviously gay people hid it. They didn't run around and demand the right to twerk in the face of toddlers and make you talk about how awesome being gay was.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

88 Troops are afraid of the bad attention they're getting. In the last several weeks, I've started seeing posts from transgenders pointing out that they're just 1% of the population, so why are you being so meeean to us?

To which my reply is, how is 1% of the population enough to create a political movement that bullies the other 99% to comply with their delusions? How is 1% grooming 1 in 30 teenagers to identify as trans?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (zYpTz)

89 Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice

Genocide involves killing people in an attempt to end their bloodline/ethnicity.

Amusingly, banning tranny genital mutilation is the opposite of that.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

90 86 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (UirZC)

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People who believe this should flee America and renounce their citizenship.

https://tinyurl.com/59cxhmj6

It's only $450 and you can completely sever your ties to this fascist, oligarchal, capitalist, imperialists, racist, shithole forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (38W+X)

91 FoxNews just aired a commercial with a hell of a lot of colourful letters spelling 'MISSISSAUGA'

A cultural canvas.

Which I hear about on the news a lot. Not in a good way.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)

92 Dash, because all the other grievance topics don't register anymore.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (UdrMW)

93 Roots in Norwegian is a treat.

Posted by: Per fra Oslo at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (Fn+3X)

94 They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago..
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And who has increased the violence?

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (/9X1x)

95 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago

25 years ago EVERY MAJOR POLITICAL FIGURE IN AMERICA OPPOSED "transexual rights"

Hell, in the debates on gay marriage it wasn't uncommon for opponents to argue it was a slippery slope that would lead to things like "transexual rights" and that would be deemed a strawman by the left because NO ONE wanted "transexual rights"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

96
89 Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice

Genocide involves killing people in an attempt to end their bloodline/ethnicity.

Amusingly, banning tranny genital mutilation is the opposite of that.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

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"By ‘Genocide’ they mean, roughly speaking, something cruel, unscrupulous, arrogant, obscurantist, anti-liberal and anti-working-class. Except for the relatively small number of Genocide sympathizers, almost any English person would accept ‘bully’ as a synonym for ‘Genocide’. That is about as near to a definition as this much-abused word has come."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (38W+X)

97 I'm still confused about "genocide" in the context of eliminating trannies.

By definition, they cannot reproduce, so they are effectively genociding themselves out of existence.

The only way they can create more of them is by corrupting the minds and bodies of the next generation of normal people.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (FZ29D)

98 Ironically, at the same time genocide BY trans perverts is way up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (0U5gm)

99 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago...

Its the "screaming woman" thing.

Any woman that is REALLY scared ? She doesn't open that mouth one bit in opposition to the husband. Or anyone else bigger. Which is pretty much 90% plus of all men. More in the South. Less in the NorthEast and WestCoast.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (1/wqL)

100 the language used in that report is disgusting:
> federal law in connection with sex-rejecting procedures on minors (often


The most accurate term is child sexual mutilation.

And we should send anyone that does it to prison.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

101 That's due, they say, to the bigotry of families and authorities who misname and misgender the victims, making it hard to discern from public records how many transgender people are dying.

Yes, it's the hate of transgenders that lowers the violence against transgender. You go with that. /eyeroll/

Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 04:20 PM (kU0PQ)

102 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away.

Two things to consider

1) During COVID a majority of leftists believes pure bloods should be sent to concentration camps

2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

103 Charleigh Flohr

pronounced as "Carly Floor"...

Famous porn name? IDK i it would be safe to google that.
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I'm just going to assume that he looks like something out of Admiral Ackbar's links.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)

104 102 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away.

Two things to consider

1) During COVID a majority of leftists believes pure bloods should be sent to concentration camps

2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

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"What made the Nazis terrible was hating Jews. Also, hating Jews is okay because Israel."
-the modern left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (38W+X)

105
The really awful issue with men pretending to be women is that they get a sexual kick out of it. They aren't going to cut off their man parts because then they wouldn't get the sexual high of imagining themselves as women with dicks.

Posted by: tcn in AK

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In the past, law enforcement was trained to respond to a man in a woman's bathroom as unreservedly nefarious. There was never any legitimate reason to be considered. Start from that basis and then find out what else he's done or intending to do, search his stuff, etc.

That has eroded into no response at all, or a consideration of his identity, a gentle questioning, and a "Have a nice day."

It's gone from criminal/criminal intent to harmless self-expression.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (mmrXZ)

106 Troons are 1% of the population?

LOL.

Unless you're counting all the histrionic, unfuckable mutants with boutique email signatures who have latched onto this dumbass trend in an attempt to gain some sort of social presence in our ruthlessly conformist youth generations, it's maybe 0.1%.

Stop trying to church it up, losers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (4x8xD)

107 88 Troops are afraid of the bad attention they're getting.

Troons. Should have been troons.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (zYpTz)

108 That's due, they say, to the bigotry of families and authorities who misname and misgender the victims, making it hard to discern from public records how many transgender people are dying.

So a law requiring anyone reporting on a transexual to identify him/her as such and note his/her sex at birth would be ok then?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

109 A well placed punch to the nuts and walk away.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:23 PM (UdrMW)

110 In the past, law enforcement was trained to respond to a man in a woman's bathroom as unreservedly nefarious. There was never any legitimate reason to be considered. Start from that basis and then find out what else he's done or intending to do, search his stuff, etc.


Also, we have decades of teen sex comedies where invariably one of the young men would come up with some absurd plan to sneak into the women's bathroom/shower to ogle them.

But somehow in 2015 or so young men all collectively decided that is something they would no longer do I guess?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

111 In the last several weeks, I've started seeing posts from transgenders pointing out that they're just 1% of the population, so why are you being so meeean to us?
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Now do 13% and the proportion of all murders and violent crimes.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (TN0g+)

112 111
Now do 13% and the proportion of all murders and violent crimes.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (TN0g+)

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"Not us. We are 50% of the population."
-black perception of their proportion of the US population

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (38W+X)

113 I think we should offer all of our trannies a free trip to enlightened Europe. For the cost of giving up US citizenship we'd give them a one way ticket to the European country of their selection...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)

114 In 5 years, 90% of """troons""" will have adopted a new fake identity. Maybe they'll be Muslims. I dunno. But it won't be this stupid thing. It'll be some new thing. They're just conformist losers looking for a group to immerse themselves in, because they have no inner life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (4x8xD)

115 2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

I expect Abdul to get at least 30%

30% - people who loathe you and will never change.
20% - people who disagree with you but may be won over.
20% - your side but don't trust them
30% - our side.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Sco7b)

116 Even the my blue state I don't really see people who are trying to pass themselves off as transgender. Several years ago in the supermarket there were two older men wearing hats and dresses and white gloves and they looked like something from the 1950's. Haven't seen them since Also an overweight guy in his 60's was trying to pass himself off as a woman and was a school
Bus driver, but either the parents or kids complained and he's gone now. Haven't seen any "transgender" women in the bathrooms of the supermarket or churches I visit either. Maybe I'm just fortunate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:27 PM (JrHfD)

117 In 5 years, 90% of """troons""" will have adopted a new fake identity. Maybe they'll be Muslims.

Switching to Islam as a man could make sense from a pragmatic, none religious perspective, but the problem is Islam already has too many low status men. So going from loser Joe Smith to loser Malik Akbar isn't going to help you.

For women? Honestly Islam is a healthier choice then tranny (talk about low bars) but then why not just convert to Christianity? You won't become a mere man's possession and you might just save your soul...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

118 They are trucking in aliens to England faster than Biden was into the US now.

I am waiting for the day that the invaders are told that today is the day to kill all of the white Europeans they can find.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (0U5gm)

119
ICE agents are forcing detained trans people into conversion therapy against their will.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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If we're doing that, it's awful -- I am 100% against wasting that much money on illegal aliens.

Of course we know that what's happening is ICE isn't fetching their exogenous hormones, wigs, makeup, packers, chest binders, tape, all that shyte they use that eats up more Medicaid and insurance money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (mmrXZ)

120 Question: ‘Will The Blade return tomorrow?’

Answer: ‘Signs point to yes’

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (6MMvL)

121 Even the my blue state I don't really see people who are trying to pass themselves off as transgender.

You see what you wish to see. And you don't see what you don't.

Even here. In Redneck Rural Indiana. We now have numerous school board members who really, really think all the kids should just piss in the bathroom of their choice.

And if we have it here ? You have it there.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/wqL)

122 TransFirst!

Posted by: CTHillary at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (5j2t4)

123 Just saw this today.

From Netflix, coming soon:

The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth

https://youtu.be/RjEZaUBbUvU
- first trailer

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

124 Blonde Morticia, ding, ding, ding. You nailed that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (UdrMW)

125 I have said that before, even worked on college campus and really didn't see a trannie trying to pull off their brain malfunction

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

126 Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/w


Well, I don't go to the school, Scogg, I'm
Not saying it's not there. I'm saying that in the general public it seems to be less.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (JrHfD)

127 I see trannies occasionally.

And one of my coworkers is a "lesbian" because of it.

See she's XX and married an XY with whom she had a couple of kids. But now the XY claims to be a woman so my coworker is now a "lesbian".

I mean I have to try not to laugh. No idea if the XY got the cut or he's just a DIAD

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

128 They are trucking in aliens to England faster than Biden was into the US now.
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I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g+)

129 I have said that before, even worked on college campus and really didn't see a trannie trying to pull off their brain malfunction

So you've never seen somebody cross-dress ? Or an obvious fag in a dress ? Everybody is just straight and narrow where you are ?

Bullshit. This crap is everywhere. Every. Damn. Where.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (1/wqL)

130 Even here. In Redneck Rural Indiana. We now have numerous school board members who really, really think all the kids should just piss in the bathroom of their choice.

And if we have it here ? You have it there.
Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/wqL)

That doesn't mean they are trans, they are enablers trying to curry favor with the party leaders. Like a dude in a Soviet village miles out in the sticks parroting the Pravda line.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)

131 Creepiest tranny I ran into was at a previous company.

He was a dumpy, balding 40 year old guy.

Now he's a dumpy, balding 40 year old that wears garish makeup and dresses like a school girl.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

132 Nood - Trump gets more dead weight off of Obamacare.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2026 04:34 PM (oPFtC)

133 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

Brits are still more afraid of being called racist then being raped or murdered.

Doesn't help that the nominal opposition party the Tories was every bit as big on replacing native Brits as the leftwing parties are

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

134 See she's XX and married an XY with whom she had a couple of kids. But now the XY claims to be a woman so my coworker is now a "lesbian".

This is even more fake and gay than normal.

Is someone getting it in the butt in this equation?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sAnBa)

135 Not saying it's not there. I'm saying that in the general public it seems to be less.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (JrHfD)


Got told three months ago by the Goth Fat Girl running the register at the outdoor section at Home Depot. "I'm a boy. Not a miss."

To which I said "as long as you look like a miss to me, you're a miss."

But sure, this shit has tip-toed around New Jersey. Being the bastion of morality and all.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (1/wqL)

136 14 In 5 years, 90% of """troons""" will have adopted a new fake identity. Maybe they'll be Muslims. I dunno. But it won't be this stupid thing. It'll be some new thing. They're just conformist losers looking for a group to immerse themselves in, because they have no inner life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (4x8xD)
Won't be muslims, cause if a demand for a genuine vajayjay or son comes up, the jig will be up so to speak.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (LHPAg)

137 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g

Maybe I'm optimistic. I can see 30% eventually saying 'Screw it!' and going to town.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)

138
It's funny, the trannies I've seen were literally in Hollywood and San Francisco -- cliche but true! The Hollywood guy was just a guy packing groceries, maybe earning a living while hoping for bigger things in the industry. Or maybe just living his best life packing groceries, who knows?

The other was a guy heading to work at PG&E in his wig, dress, heels, etc. I feel kinda sorry for his coworkers, probably have to call him "Ellie" or something and refer to him as she/her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (mmrXZ)

139 NOOD

Obamacare fraudsters

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (08OqX)

140 Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (1/wqL)

Sorry, Scogg. I don't have anymore time to listen to the daily insults you engage in to let off stress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (JrHfD)

141 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them.

Michigan says hi !!! So does Maine. Hell, so does about anywhere that was strongly Lutheran a decade or two ago.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (1/wqL)

142 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

Brits are still more afraid of being called racist then being raped or murdered.

Doesn't help that the nominal opposition party the Tories was every bit as big on replacing native Brits as the leftwing parties are
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

The UK is a different case, because the elites and the new rich don't see the middle class and lower class English as part of their country at all. Even the Dems haven't quite reached that point so they have to invent pseudo moral failings in their opponents to persecute them.

In the UK it was tradition not to care about lower classes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)

143 Then don't Fen. Instead of following me around ? Just ... don't.

Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (1/wqL)

144 I go to a few comic and cos-related things every year. You can find a lot of trannies there. Obviously, some of that is just the cosplay, but many are full-time troons
It's not a coincidence that these events also draw a lot of people on the spectrum. The troon community preys on the autistic.

Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (h5mnP)

145
I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

Posted by: Crusader

===============

In the case of that Piddington, it's in a district that voted Labour overwhelmingly -- which means no borders. Woops. Woopsie!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mmrXZ)

146 Read the English immigration service is run by Indians, and they are pouring in Asians

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)

147 > Even the my blue state I don't really see people who are trying to pass themselves off as transgender.

I've only seen a few in the wild. I saw several in Kansas City for some reason. I've seen a couple in SLC.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mkw2N)

148 Even here. In Redneck Rural Indiana. We now have numerous school board members who really, really think all the kids should just piss in the bathroom of their choice.
___

French Lick?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)

149 Jeepers,

I have to work with troons. I have patients who are troons.

They are scary crazed lunatics. I make sure my pepper spray is handy and I don’t let them get between me and the door. Ever.

Of course they have no idea what my
Opinion of them is. And I don’t play the pronoun game either. They are either referred to as patient or by their first name or cow worker.

You get used to it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (W2Pud)

150 I call on Trump for a free Proboscidean NOW !!!!

The Proboscidean people have suffered enough !!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (jGtoG)

151 there's also the point I read that MOST tranny murders and assaults are, just like straight people, by their partner, not some bigoted transphobe as they would have it, but by their 'husband' (or 'wife')

Posted by: docweasel at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (IuCAX)

Congressional Report Accuses Jack Smith of Knowingly Violating the Constitution to Try to "Sway" the Election in the Democrats' Favor

Just the News:


The House Judiciary Committee concluded in a report released Wednesday that the Biden-Harris administration wielded the Justice Department as a weapon and "ran roughshod" over constitutional protections and the separation of powers in order to spy on Republican members of Congress.

The report, which the committee released on Wednesday, summarizes several years worth of investigation conducted by the committee into the tenure of Special Counsel Jack Smith, his investigations into President Donald Trump, and how he used those investigations to obtain privileged phone records from lawmakers.

"The Biden-Harris Administration, including Special Counsel Smith, ran roughshod over key constitutional protections to spy on Republican Members of the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate," the lawmakers concluded.

"Contemporaneous documents and testimony to the Committee reveal a deliberate assault by the Biden-Harris DOJ on fundamental separation of powers between the Executive Branch and the Legislative Branch," the committee later added.

In all, the committee found evidence that the FBI and Smith's team got phone toll records from 17 GOP members of Congress and text messages from as many as 44, some including information privileged to Congress, the report said. Among those targeted were former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan.

The report concluded the DOJ "disregarded the separation of powers to spy on their political opposition."

In obtaining the phone records, without notice and ability to challenge in a court of law, "the Biden-Harris Administration violated the Constitution's Speech or Debate Clause, a core provision that protects the official actions and communications of Members of Congress and immunizes them from prosecution for legislative acts," the committee said in the report.

...

The committee later found that more than 160 Republicans were targeted by Smith's probe, codenamed Arctic Frost. These included individuals like former Trump White House adviser Steve Bannon, Rep. Scott Perry, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, former Trump DOJ official Jeffrey Clark, former Trump attorney John Eastman, and former Rep. Mark Meadows, who later served as Trump's chief of staff.

At the time, it was believed that Smith accessed toll records, which do not include the content of messages sent. However, new documents the committee published in July show that, in fact, Smith's team did access content by apparently bypassing the established Filter Team, which is responsible for evaluating and segregating privileged information.

This revelation has exposed Smith to possible perjury charges. During his prior testimony to Congress, the prosecutor told lawmakers emphatically, "no," that his team did not request the content of messages, only the toll records.

Before releasing the report on Wednesday, the Judiciary Committee made public the testimonies of five former prosecutors on Smith's team and a Justice Department agent during the Arctic Frost investigation.

One agent testified that Jack Smith had hid from him the fact that they accounts they were surveilling belonged to Congressmen.

Almost as if he knew what he was doing was illegal and wanted to limit the number of witnesses.

Retired Justice Department Inspector General Special Agent Brian Burnett was quoted in the transcript as saying that during his decades working at the DOJ's watchdog, he never once was asked to collect congressional phone data and did not learn until after he retired in late 2024 that he had unwittingly done so as part of his work for Smith's team prosecuting Trump in connection with the Jan. 6 Capitol riot investigation code-named Arctic Frost.

They also accused Smith of acting as a Democrat Party election-rigging operative.

House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, is accusing former special counsel Jack Smith and the former Biden administration of trying to "sway" the 2024 election with the Department of Justice (DOJ) probe into President Donald Trump and his allies.

...

"The Special Counsel's prosecutors tried to silence President Trump with unlawful gag orders, threatened defense attorneys, mishandled key documents, and broke protocol to release a massive trove of alleged evidence just weeks before the presidential election to sway public opinion," the report said.

This is something special: Biden's/Garland's Public Integrity Section realized that this was all illegal and unconstitutional but decided it was no big deal because, owing to the illegal gag orders they would get liberal judges to impose to keep the victims from knowing their rights had been abused, there was little chance of actually getting sued over any of it.

"Internal documents show that Arctic Frost investigators, and later Smith's team, had only limited, perfunctory discussions with subject-matter experts in DOJ's Public Integrity Section (PIN) about the constitutionality of these seizures," the report said. "Although PIN cautioned that the subpoenas could be unconstitutional, PIN approved them nonetheless, asserting there was little 'litigation risk' because the gag orders that accompanied the subpoenas would prevent Members from ever discovering the seizures. As a result, Members of Congress were unaware of the Biden-Harris DOJ's spying for more than two years."


Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2


NEW: Transcripts released by @JudiciaryGOP once again confirm collaboration between Biden DOJ/Special Counsel Jack Smith and the Biden White House.

Here is JP Cooney--who pushed for investigations into Trump and his circle immediately after Jan 6 then detailed to Jack Smith's team after his appointment in Nov 2022--admitting he communicated with Biden's WH counsel.

This aligns with my reporting a few years ago disclosing how Biden DOJ interacted with Biden WH Counsel Jonathan Su in late 2021 and into 2022 before he stepped down in Oct. 2022.

More evidence debunking media claims that the Biden DOJ acted independently of the Biden White House--and that somehow President Trump's engagement in DOJ matter is "unprecedented."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 NO!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (N1DT3)

2 Who could believe it!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (N1DT3)

3 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (53oGX)

4 Oh, but rest assured. Nothing will happen to this guy.

The left gets to break the law with impunity, attempt and then succeed in a coup, and NO ONE will be going to jail.

When they should be hung from lampposts.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (N1DT3)

5 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)

6 So is election interference bad now, or good?

I lose track.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)

7 Just another one of those "straight shooters" that we are lucky to have in the government looking out for us.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (vTZFs)

8 5 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (N1DT3)

9 No shit. Everybody except Sunny Hostin knew this from day one.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:33 PM (FMZSx)

10 I don't think we can deal with these people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

11 Once hired by the government, one because the most moral and selfless person in history, unmoored from any partisan concerns and only obsessed with truth, so Jack Smith is literally incapable of lying.

Also, every Republican in government is cheating and using their office to enrich themselves corruptly, and they must be killed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:33 PM (38W+X)

12 That fucker even looks evil.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (FMZSx)

13 And by deal- I mean bargain.

There are other ways to deal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

14 He is a evil Deep Stater

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)

15
Now they're going to roll up their sleeves and dish out some punishment! Right? Well, am I?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)

16 Has anyone said nothing will happen yet?

I called the Carmelite convent for an application but no one answers as they don't talk. I'm ready.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (hzuYO)

17 Let me make a prediction...

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (MWfyi)

18 Garland's folly too. I hope they hang him, after a fair trial of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2026 02:36 PM (NnhvP)

19 I will bet that mentions of this report on the alphabet news will be zero.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:36 PM (4NO2D)

20 Now they're going to roll up their sleeves and dish out some punishment! Right? Well, am I?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)

I can do half of that.
- Jim Jordan

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:36 PM (gLYp7)

21 I don't understand how this asshole is free. Well, I do. Just don't get it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (iulL+)

22 Has anyone said nothing will happen yet?

I called the Carmelite convent for an application but no one answers as they don't talk. I'm ready.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (hzuYO)

Seems odd to name your mute convent after Mt. Carmel, when it's most famous for mocking jeers and calling down literal lightning.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)

23 10/24/ 2044. Jack Smith died today at age 75. He was a former US Attorney, and had been implicated in questionable activities. No charges were ever brought

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (I6R/i)

24 Question, did Arctic Frost have Warrants for these searches or not...

If they had warrants, what JUDGES signed off on them... maybe someone named... Boasberg?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (mP0Kj)

25 I find it hard to believe that Smith isn't already behind bars.

What does it take to get an actual prosecution?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (ocdC9)

26 Remember, Trump was such a threat to our democracy and the rule of law that they had to break all these laws, rules, regulations and norms in order to stop him.

Trump is the threat, not the ones breaking the laws, rules, regulations and norms.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (3cUTc)

27 That fucker even looks evil.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (FMZSx)

There's something to be said about the idea that evil gets expressed on your face. (It's not 100%, though.)

I mean, look at that evil little weasel Peter Strzok. His smarmy little face just SCREAMS how wicked he is.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (N1DT3)

28 someone named... Boasberg
Posted by: Romeo13

Probably a fine guess.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (NnhvP)

29 People have forgotten what Democrats have done to this country, and that Smith was part of that coup. They, along with the help of Congress have forgotten the election system was corrupted, and will be again in November. They now muse that a return of Democrats, their in house communists, muslim cultists and America haters will be better than what we have at the moment.

It’s going to be a sight to behold and predictable.

You should always fear people who have an unquenchable thirst for power. It never ends well for the people.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (5FKHw)

30 Presumably new training will be put in place to prevent this sort of error in the future?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (ExV1e)

31 0/24/ 2044. Jack Smith died today at age 75. He was a former US Attorney, and had been implicated in questionable activities. No charges were ever brought

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (I6R/i)

Try again.

Jack Smith died today at age 75. He was a former US Attorney who spent most of his professional life attempting to bring Donald Trump to justice for his various crimes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (gLYp7)

32 26 Remember, Trump was such a threat to our democracy and the rule of law that they had to break all these laws, rules, regulations and norms in order to stop him.

Trump is the threat, not the ones breaking the laws, rules, regulations and norms.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (3cUTc)

=====

Democracy must be preserved by limiting the input of the people into who wins elected office by a cabal of insiders who do not face the voters who will determine who is allowed to disseminate information and can enter the financial, legal, and political systems of the nation.

For democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (38W+X)

33 I'll take No Jeopardy for 1000 Alex...

How do Bureaucrats not get indicted...

What is Statute of Limitations...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (mP0Kj)

34 If they had warrants, what JUDGES signed off on them... maybe someone named... Boasberg?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (mP0Kj)

Another literal traitor that won't get what he deserves.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)

35 Now they're going to roll up their sleeves and dish out some punishment! Right? Well, am I?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)

I got them rolled up so hard that my left sleeve is on my right arm, my right sleeve is on my left arm, and my head is all the way up my own ass!

Posted by: Jim Jordan at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (aKiSo)

36
Translation: "Jack Smith can break whatever law he wants with impunity and you can go fuck yourself if you don't like it."

Posted by: YIKES! at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (OgWfa)

37 Democracy must be preserved by limiting the input of the people into who wins elected office by a cabal of insiders who do not face the voters who will determine who is allowed to disseminate information and can enter the financial, legal, and political systems of the nation.

For democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (38W+X)

Well, the Founders did say they did not want a Democracy... so they are just following the Founders wishes by ensuring those silly voters don't get their way!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)

38 Another literal traitor that won't get what he deserves.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)

Well, won't get it here on Earth.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (N1DT3)

39 Our Democracy

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (4NO2D)

40 This jackass and all his cohorts, to include the insurrectionist judges assisting him are going to prison, right?

*snickers*

Of course they're not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (2Cry5)

41 I hate committes that do nothing.

A problem comes up at a committe and another commitee is created to solve the problem. Tis bs. I wanted to shout this at meetings at the med center (the nursing director would send me to those she did not want to attend). I behaved but it was hard. Just vote and hash it out with silver topped canes, Congress!

I want to know why bloody NATO allowed that Iran creep to speak when Iran is not in NATO. This seems rather bullshite to me and a committe should be formed.

I'm off to do something productive. Or call the Carmelites again and leave a voice message. My husband and sons do not yet know of this plan. They would probably like it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (hzuYO)

42 36
Translation: "Jack Smith can break whatever law he wants with impunity and you can go fuck yourself if you don't like it."
Posted by: YIKES! at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (OgWfa)

Note, Lois Lerner, scapegoat... kept her retirement intact.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (mP0Kj)

43 We won't have to worry about all of this after November if the socialists get their way. Any law that restricts them will be nullified, the court will become reliably leftist, and we won't have to worry about elections.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (ocdC9)

44 Just once, I'd like to have one of these bad actors held accountable for their actions .... JUST ONCE !

I keep hoping

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (oCio0)

45 AND........

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:44 PM (/9X1x)

46 Fiat justitia ruat caelum

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)

47 I think you can have your fill of Trump’s antics, which are sometimes insufferable, and still realize the incredible amount of good he has done for our country.

Contrast that to what happened when Democrats were in charge. The economic numbers, fraud, abuse of the system, illegal alien invasion, the covid rights violations, the electoral fraud, impeachments, attack on Christians, free speech violations, second amendment violations- the list goes on. Yet we hear very little from the Republican candidates themselves and the Chair of the Pool Boys for Gay Bondage Club, John Thune.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:45 PM (5FKHw)

48 Jack Smith died today at age 75. He was a former US Attorney who spent most of his professional life attempting to bring Donald Trump to justice for his various crimes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:40 PM (gLYp7)

Some Jack Smith homo is dead now, scro. He did some law things or something. He talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded. This obituary brought to you by Brawndo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (aKiSo)

49 I am waiting for Jack to get charged, but not going to hold my breath on it.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (Ia/+0)

50 37 Well, the Founders did say they did not want a Democracy... so they are just following the Founders wishes by ensuring those silly voters don't get their way!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)

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Fair point.

Because they mistrusted pure democracy, that means that we must have an unaccountable cabal of insiders who transfer power in ways that disallow outsiders in opaque ways. Kind of like a monarchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (38W+X)

51 The Dems/MSM used to constantly remind everyone about Robert Mueller's credentials, and dropped all mention of him as soon as he was done with RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! Oh, and there was the teeny tiny disqualification of Mueller winding up in a dementia ward shortly after the walls were supposed to be closing in on Trump.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wincing at Wee Pooky's kicks and punches at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (Wt5PA)

52 Is Nanzi Pelosi still alive?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:46 PM (KGj36)

53 BTW did somebody stuff John Thune in a locker after he got a swirly? The guy is invisible.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (5FKHw)

54 I'm sure looking forward to a movie, similar to "All the President's Men" being released, that shows just how despicable and corrupt the Biden DOJ was regarding this scandal.

Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (E2K/A)

55 We rightfully have the mantra "nothing will happen" on this site. BUT, I have a feeling Jack Smith isn't going to be so lucky.

Just like the whole exercise with the hold out juror on the Clancy case was a message to future jurors, I think the Administration is going to apply that same logic to "special counsel."

I don't see Trump brushing this under the carpet. I suspect certain facets of the DOJ are drawing up indictments and there will be (at the very least) a Grand Jury on some of it. Smith, very flagrantly, ignored the Constitution. Hell, he wasn't even qualified to be a "Special Counsel" based on the DOJ's own policy.

So, I think Jack Smith is going to become an example. Smith better hope the Republicans come out on top in the mid-terms, because if they don't, Trump and his DOJ are going to have an excess of time to address grievances.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

56 Just once, I'd like to have one of these bad actors held accountable for their actions .... JUST ONCE !

I keep hoping
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 23, 2026 02:43 PM (oCio0)

Don't worry. To make up for it, the "Justice" System will pick a couple innocent but inconvenient Republicans to bankrupt and ruin.

And no conservative funder will help them out like the left's support system.

So it all balances out!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (N1DT3)

57 Arrested by Jack Smith on jacked up charges (what's new)

Richard Grenell, U.S. President Donald Trump’s Special Presidential Envoy for Special Missions, has sharply criticized the Hague verdict against former Kosovo President and KLA political leader Hashim Thaçi, calling the sentence “scandalous” and urging Kosovo to move toward dissolving the Kosovo Specialist Chambers.
...
He specifically criticized Swiss judge Guénaël Mettraux, alleging that he had ignored legal issues and instead followed what Grenell described as the politics associated with former U.S. prosecutor Jack Smith.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (iLKq8)

58 I know that guy. He was credited as the "drumstick."

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)

LOL

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (/9X1x)

59 Every Leftist from Propaganda Ministry to Judges will protect him to the death

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (Ia/+0)

60 >>Just once, I'd like to have one of these bad actors held accountable for their actions .... JUST ONCE !

I think you misspelled “publicly hanged”.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (5FKHw)

61 Sooooo....what happens next?

...

Posted by: Jim Rose at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (miqrx)

62 55 I don't see Trump brushing this under the carpet. I suspect certain facets of the DOJ are drawing up indictments and there will be (at the very least) a Grand Jury on some of it. Smith, very flagrantly, ignored the Constitution. Hell, he wasn't even qualified to be a "Special Counsel" based on the DOJ's own policy.

So, I think Jack Smith is going to become an example. Smith better hope the Republicans come out on top in the mid-terms, because if they don't, Trump and his DOJ are going to have an excess of time to address grievances.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

=======

The Fort Pierce grand jury empaneled to investigate the crimes stemming from the Mar-a-Lago raid, related to the government conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his constitutional rights, is still reviewing evidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (38W+X)

63 That they did this is not shocking. That they were sure they would be able to do it without any consequences is.

And they are probably right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)

64 So, I think Jack Smith is going to become an example. Smith better hope the Republicans come out on top in the mid-terms, because if they don't, Trump and his DOJ are going to have an excess of time to address grievances.
Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:47 PM (dIske)

The rabble rouser in me who just watched Trump tell half of America and the rest of the planet to go get its fucking shine-box wants to think that dropping the hammer on this dink is a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (aKiSo)

65 Sooooo....what happens next?

Two things, and Jack left town

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)

66 Can't wait for Huge Hewitt to excuse his blind faith in 'dah agents have training' with this one. What a fuquer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (HeG1i)

67 32 26 Remember, Trump was such a threat to our democracy and the rule of law that they had to break all these laws, rules, regulations and norms in order to stop him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:39 PM (3cUTc)

He did say pussy.

CBC - Weinstein 15 years
CNN - 3 people seen exiting sewers of Netanyahu's hotel. Hmm. Damn Amish.

MSNow - Katy Tur - commercial but I'm sure she's pissed.

FoxNews - Senate hearing - Flock cameras. Whoa. Very pretty blonde woman

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)

68 They're all the same.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (LHPAg)

69 >>>This is something special: Biden's/Garland's Public Integrity Section realized that this was all illegal and unconstitutional but decided it was no big deal because, owing to the illegal gag orders they would get liberal judges to impose to keep the victims from knowing their rights had been abused, there was little chance of actually getting sued over any of it.

I wonder if this is accurate. Did an actual judge actually issue a gag order, or was this a case of the prosecutors demanding records and then quoting the law about restrictions on disclosures? If there were judges who issued gag orders, I would like to know their names. Was Boasberg one of them, for example.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (8mulE)

70 I'll get right on it.

Posted by: Mitch at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (2Ez/1)

71 Grenell Calls for the Court to Be Defunded

Grenell went further by calling for the international courts involved in such prosecutions to lose their funding.
“All of these courts should be defunded immediately,” he wrote, urging the U.S. Department of Justice and Attorney General Todd Blanche to act.
“Americans are paying for these political prosecutions and this must end,” Grenell added.
He also directly addressed Kosovo Prime Minister Albin Kurti, calling on him to act quickly to dissolve what Grenell described as a “foreign court.”
“Albin Kurti must also act quickly to dissolve this foreign court. MPs must work with Kurti to make this happen,” Grenell wrote.
He concluded with a direct statement about Kosovo's relationship with the Hague institution:

“Kosovo does not need a court in the Netherlands.”
===

And neither do we.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:51 PM (iLKq8)

72 Thune had his ass ratioed on X when he tried to say Republicans did a lot. I think the community note was misleading when it stated the last Congress was the most unproductive in history. It’s not about the laws you pass, it’s about the substance. But still, point taken from a man who kept the senate in pro forma session so the president couldn’t make recess appointments and also gave every excuse possible not to pass the SAVE Act. I think at some point people start to realize the senate is working against the people.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:52 PM (5FKHw)

73 DJT: Speaking of LEAKS, Special “Prosecutor” Jack Smith (What did his name used to be?)...

Did we ever find that out?

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 02:52 PM (dhhKu)

74 Sooooo....what happens next?

...
Posted by: Jim Rose at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM


Sleeves will be rolled, stern letters will be written, new weeklong training modules in Hawaii will be implemented

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:52 PM (4NO2D)

75 Lol.

I hope Madeline Albright is topping out at 1,500 RPM right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:53 PM (aKiSo)

76 BTW Elon needs to do a better job of cleaning up X. There is no way a lot of those accounts are real. Hopefully he goes full Neanderthal before the election

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:54 PM (5FKHw)

77 I just to emphasize that the woman testifying on Fox is smoking.
I feel so bad for her. She was wrongly convicted by Flock cameras.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:54 PM (Sco7b)

78 No

Not

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 02:54 PM (W2Pud)

79 CBC - Weinstein 15 years
--- I told him how to handle that bitch problem but he didn't listen.
_ ghost of Louie Mayer

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:55 PM (iLKq8)

80 remember CCN marveling about Jack Smith going to Subway?

https://x.com/alexchristy17/status/1681360567385063424

RATINGS GOLD. Ellison would be insane to cut CNN up into little pieces.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (Iwv3U)

81 They should start taking bets on how long certain flock cameras will last after they are put up and publicly identified. They’ve finally given us something everyone can hate.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (5FKHw)

82 I really like that part, "little threat of litigation."

Just so clean and innocuous, like a minor lawsuit or something.

And not because "the guy, and everyone around him, we are framing and illegally prosecuting will be in jail for the rest of his life and these convictions we manufacture will allow us to seize all of Trump's assets."

Trump in jail was just the small part of their coup:
--they were going to put Trump in jail for life
- everyone in Trump's administration in jail
- nearly every major elected Republican in jail
- seize all of Trump's assets

They were going to wipe out the Republican Party in 2024 before the Election by disqualifying them from the ballot.
That would have given them the Presidency and super-majorities in the House and Senate.

We underestimate by 100X just how ambitious and deadly this plan was.
So important, that assassination of Trump was a contingency plan--to keep it going.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (3cUTc)

83 Lemme get this straight.

The Public Integrity Section of the DOJ said the subpoenas looked sketchy as hell.

But they were OK with them because no one was supposed to ever find out about them due to illegal gag orders.

Yeah, that's the "integrity" we've come to expect from our government betters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)

84 76 BTW Elon needs to do a better job of cleaning up X. There is no way a lot of those accounts are real. Hopefully he goes full Neanderthal before the election

Posted by: Vengeance
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He needs to terminate his services to Ukraine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:57 PM (iLKq8)

85 If shit goes down with Russia, it'll be fun to have those dirty kosovars on our team to keep the serbs busy.

Unless the serbs wanna be on our team too again drunken neglectful mother Russia.

That would be all kinds of fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:57 PM (aKiSo)

86
When did the "Trump is a pedo!" module get installed in the NPCs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM (eRlcH)

87 lol. I saw somewhere the police union in Phili is complaining the IA department is using Flock cameras to catch all the corrupt and goofing off patrol officers. Lmao.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM (5FKHw)

88 When did the "Trump is a pedo!" module get installed in the NPCs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM


That was the liberal meme before the gop released the epstein files.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 02:59 PM (I43vL)

89 87 lol. I saw somewhere the police union in Phili is complaining the IA department is using Flock cameras to catch all the corrupt and goofing off patrol officers. Lmao.

Posted by: Vengeance
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It's a public opinion op.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (iLKq8)

90 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)

91 Can we burn him at the stake yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)

92 Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:52 PM (5FKHw)

Hmmm... to date, not a single appropriations bill for next year has passed the Senate.

The Fiscal year ends in a week.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)

93 Jack Smith, Sunny Hostin, and a time machine.

Dinner date with Dahlmer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 03:00 PM (2vHPe)

94 75 Lol.

I hope Madeline Albright is topping out at 1,500 RPM right now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:53 PM (aKiSo)
_________________________

Mark Steyn wrote a piece back in 2018 where he actually connected Albright directly to the "Russia Hoax". It's a fantastic read. She was trying to set up Carter Page to go on record at a London conference so the media could report on a high level Trump representative commenting on Russia...and then use the media report to obtain a FISA Warrant.

Worth the read, and a nice harbinger of what has occurred over the last 8 years.

Tinker, Tailor, Clapper, Carter, Downer, Halper, Spy
by Mark Steyn
Steyn on America
May 22, 2018

https://tinyurl.com/4bdjmmac

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

95 88 When did the "Trump is a pedo!" module get installed in the NPCs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM


That was the liberal meme before the gop released the epstein files.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 02:59 PM (I43vL)

It war a rumor circulated at a certain Pizza Party.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

96 The Fort Pierce grand jury empaneled to investigate the crimes stemming from the Mar-a-Lago raid, related to the government conspiracy to deny Donald Trump his constitutional rights, is still reviewing evidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:49 PM (38W+X)
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I wonder if the grand jurors are flabbergasted on a daily basis at the evidence they are reviewing.

Like, "How could ANYONE think ANY of this was a good idea?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (FZ29D)

97 88 When did the "Trump is a pedo!" module get installed in the NPCs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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They've been pushing it for a long time but he keeps grabbing women by the pussy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (iLKq8)

98 Unless the serbs wanna be on our team too again drunken neglectful mother Russia.

That would be all kinds of fun.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:57 PM (aKiSo)
Gopniks in Adidas.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:02 PM (LHPAg)

99 96 I wonder if the grand jurors are flabbergasted on a daily basis at the evidence they are reviewing.

Like, "How could ANYONE think ANY of this was a good idea?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 03:01 PM (FZ29D)

=========

I wonder what the standard timeline is for grand juries dealing with massive government conspiracies is.

It's been going for about 9 months, since January.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:02 PM (38W+X)

100 My idea to escape the world or stress and liberal hag Dims of Kuru to join the Carmelites is out.

I just read that they get up at 0430 to start their day and that alone would fling me to the curb the first morning.

Plus I have a tendency to burst out laughing, loudly and unrestrained, during inappropriate times (funeral homes, in class, etc).

I will have to think of another plan as midterms approach.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (hzuYO)

101 Women are powerful and independent and can make decisions as well as any man.

Weinstein took advantage of women with his business power over them and these women felt they had no choice but to sleep with him.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (KC5Lt)

102 Rope, lamppost, some assembly required, blah blah blah.

Oh wait, nothing will happen.

Posted by: leftism in a nutshell at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (Av6i5)

103
The new line the NPCs are pushing is that it's not enough to go after Trump, they have to go after anyone who supports Trump. That won't end well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)

104 83 Lemme get this straight.

The Public Integrity Section of the DOJ said the subpoenas looked sketchy as hell.

But they were OK with them because no one was supposed to ever find out about them due to illegal gag orders.

Yeah, that's the "integrity" we've come to expect from our government betters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)

I want a list of the JUDGES who signed off on these.

Every... single... one... they are the only roadblock to 'Secret subpoenas' in the system, and they failed.

And those who failed, should not keep their jobs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (mP0Kj)

105 103
The new line the NPCs are pushing is that it's not enough to go after Trump, they have to go after anyone who supports Trump. That won't end well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)

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Comment from 2015?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:03 PM (38W+X)

106 When did the "Trump is a pedo!" module get installed in the NPCs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 02:58 PM (eRlcH)

The day whassername "fumbled" the report by announcing it was on her desk as practically her first act as AG.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:04 PM (/9X1x)

107 I will have to think of another plan as midterms approach.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Get a move on, elections in 41 days.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (iLKq8)

108 I'm still taking the rest of the day off since rain.

I just checked for top of the hour news.
Everyone's pissed at stuff.
Don't bother.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (Sco7b)

109 "I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."
--Hasan Piker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU)

110 Remember how Bill Krystol said that "We the people" in the Constitution really means "so long as the people vote the way I prefer."

See, to the left, democracy is fine and all as long as the people agree with them.

And when they don't it's fascism.

Bill wasn't expressing a fringe view; he, his friends and all the people he associates with say the same things.
He fully believed what he was saying was perfectly logical, reasonable and sound.
And it's one of the most horrifying statements of the last 10 years.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (3cUTc)

111 Christy threatening a vow of silence is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

Posted by: Pull The Other One at September 23, 2026 03:06 PM (Fn+3X)

112 110 Bill wasn't expressing a fringe view; he, his friends and all the people he associates with say the same things.
He fully believed what he was saying was perfectly logical, reasonable and sound.
And it's one of the most horrifying statements of the last 10 years.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:05 PM (3cUTc)

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"We should call ourselves nobility since we are the true defenders of the constitution."
-Bill Kristol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:06 PM (38W+X)

113 Weinstein took advantage of women with his business power over them and these women felt they had no choice but to sleep with him.
Posted by: polynikes


Too bad "sleeping with him" is only metaphorical.

If faced with the two options of "Engage in sexual behavior with Harvey Weinstein while conscious with my eyes open," vs. "Be raped by Harvey Weinstein while asleep," I'd say, "Doc, give me the hypo -- double-dose of ketamine, please, stat!"

Posted by: leftism in a nutshell at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (Av6i5)

114 When did the "Trump is a pedo!" module get installed in the NPCs?

Pedo is the new racist, Muslims and Leftists throw it at everyone without pattern, basis, logic, or meaning. Its just "bad thing that upsets people makes them react"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (KyEAU)

115
How stupid do you have to be not to be aware if you're a woman who wants jobs in entertainment biz, you're going to be rogered by some exec? That's a perquisite of being an entertainment exec. Also university professors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (eRlcH)

116 Hey, that guy did some heckin' stuff! So anyway...what's for lunch?

Posted by: Gormless Old Prats at September 23, 2026 03:07 PM (V362x)

117 >>>The day whassername "fumbled" the report by announcing it was on her desk as practically her first act as AG.

Posted by: ...
--

Plan C cup from outer space was basically a failure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:08 PM (iLKq8)

118 109 "I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."
--Hasan Piker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


One way in which Hasan Piker is superior to other leftists is: At least he's honest. They ALL want 'cultural revolution shit," but most won't admit so in public.

Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)

119 Supporters Rally to Florida Mom Charged for Sex Act with Family Dog

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz)

120 113 Weinstein took advantage of women with his business power over them and these women felt they had no choice but to sleep with him.
Posted by: polynikes
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Really think Weinstein was their first casting couch?
I've got this beautiful shiny bridge for sale, cheap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (iLKq8)

121 118 One way in which Hasan Piker is superior to other leftists is: At least he's honest. They ALL want 'cultural revolution shit," but most won't admit so in public.

Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)

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In all fairness to Hasan. I think he's just kind of stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (38W+X)

122 I called the Carmelite convent for an application but no one answers as they don't talk. I'm ready.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (hzuYO)

Seems odd to name your mute convent after Mt. Carmel, when it's most famous for mocking jeers and calling down literal lightning.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 02:37 PM (N1DT3)

I live next to a Carmelite convent. Ya don't fuck with those sisters. They'll cut ya.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (g8Ew8)

123 One way in which Hasan Piker is superior to other leftists is: At least he's honest. They ALL want 'cultural revolution shit," but most won't admit so in public.

Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)

Hasan is part of the new "left" who thinks they don't have to hide what they want anymore.

It is yet to be seen if they are correct about that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (N1DT3)

124 120 113 Weinstein took advantage of women with his business power over them and these women felt they had no choice but to sleep with him.
Posted by: polynikes
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Really think Weinstein was their first casting couch?
I've got this beautiful shiny bridge for sale, cheap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (iLKq

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#MeToo was about women in middle management deciding that they didn't want to wait anymore for upper management jobs, and they found a way for upper management men to self-sabotage and self-immolate, freeing up the positions while creating the environment where women had to fill the positions left open.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (38W+X)

125 I want to do cultural revolution shit."
--Hasan Piker
---

All's fare, Piker.
I've got a mildewed stone wall dungeon waiting for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:12 PM (iLKq8)

126 123 Hasan is part of the new "left" who thinks they don't have to hide what they want anymore.

It is yet to be seen if they are correct about that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 03:11 PM (N1DT3)

========

El-Sayed losing in MI with that concentrated Muslim population is going to be...*chef's kiss*.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:12 PM (38W+X)

127 115
How stupid do you have to be not to be aware if you're a woman who wants jobs in entertainment biz, you're going to be rogered by some exec? That's a perquisite of being an entertainment exec. Also university professors.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Also San Francisco Assistant District Attorneys.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:13 PM (Av6i5)

128 Plan C cup from outer space was basically a failure.

"We have greater confidence in Plan D-Cup"
--the aliens

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)

129 Supporters Rally to Florida Mom Charged for Sex Act with Family Dog
Posted by: what the cat drug

Hounding people is what they do best.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:15 PM (iulL+)

130
Gas was $3.89 today. I'm not voting in November!

*sits in a puddle of piss*
*cries*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:16 PM (eRlcH)

131 130
Gas was $3.89 today. I'm not voting in November!

*sits in a puddle of piss*
*cries*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:16 PM (eRlcH)

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Gas prices don't change voting behaviors at large enough numbers to be material influences on elections.

Any effect on inflation they have (which is small) happens in the first increase and stops. We have the lowest inflation numbers since before covid now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:17 PM (38W+X)

132 Gas was $3.89 today. I'm not voting in November!

*sits in a puddle of piss*
*cries*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

==

we're lucky most consumers dont use diesel.

I guess Ukraine is hitting Russian refineries hard, right before the midterms.

Trump should have had Zelensky removed as a condition of US support.

Remember him campaigning with Kamala in PA before the election?

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (FAUyE)

133 127 115
How stupid do you have to be not to be aware if you're a woman who wants jobs in entertainment biz, you're going to be rogered by some exec? That's a perquisite
---

It started when the mama entered her or him at the Drama Academy. Lucky if they made it to 14.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (iLKq8)

134 I want to do cultural revolution shit.

Noted. Just remember, the other guys always gets a vote.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (3Ope8)

135 AI crap on now.

Funny that no one asks AI about it's capabilities and potential to destroy humanity.

After it can count. Go on. Ask it to give you a list of 100 words all 8 letters long.

Or hold long conversations without going to crap.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (Sco7b)

136 119 Supporters Rally to Florida Mom Charged for Sex Act with Family Dog
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz)
_______________________

Sponsored by Skippy Peanut Butter.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)

137 132 we're lucky most consumers dont use diesel.

I guess Ukraine is hitting Russian refineries hard, right before the midterms.

Trump should have had Zelensky removed as a condition of US support.

Remember him campaigning with Kamala in PA before the election?

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (FAUyE)

=======

There's background talk of the administration enforcing a 90 day export ban.

It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:18 PM (38W+X)

138
There's background talk of the administration enforcing a 90 day export ban.

It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

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Sounds good to me

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (FAUyE)

139 Accuses Jack Smith of Knowingly Violating the Constitution to Try to "Sway" the Election

Because I'm "Special", that's why!

Posted by: Special Prosecutor Jack Smith at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (xit6L)

140 119 Supporters Rally to Florida Mom Charged for Sex Act with Family Dog
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz)
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Woof.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (oqH4h)

141 Little suspicious of the agent saying he wasn't told the person he was spying on was a Congressman. Presumably when people started calling him that in the messages you might get an idea.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)

142 Hasan Piker
------

Come get some.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:20 PM (/9X1x)

143 Is Florida Mom anything like Maryland Man?

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:20 PM (/9X1x)

144 And let's not forget, self-proclaimed "Nazi Hunter" Erick Erickson tweeting out after J6 that all law and due process should be suspended to arrest, prosecute and convict everyone involved.

Yes, including Trump.

He deleted the tweet and refuses to discuss it.

Because he's a Real Conservative and Real Christian.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)

145
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

_________

That would be tragic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (eRlcH)

146 144 And let's not forget, self-proclaimed "Nazi Hunter" Erick Erickson tweeting out after J6 that all law and due process should be suspended to arrest, prosecute and convict everyone involved.

Yes, including Trump.

He deleted the tweet and refuses to discuss it.

Because he's a Real Conservative and Real Christian.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)

=======

Erickson understands the friend/enemy distinction very well.

He attacks his enemies hard in defense of his friends.

His enemies are always to the right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:22 PM (38W+X)

147 145
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

_________

That would be tragic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 03:21 PM (eRlcH)

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Oh no.

Anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:22 PM (38W+X)

148
Smith isn't the first. He won't be the last.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 23, 2026 03:24 PM (OkYzo)

149
There's background talk of the administration enforcing a 90 day export ban.
It would crash prices in the US and spike prices in the EU.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'll be in my bunk. Really wish that would happen. Like the motorcycle, love my 3500 turbo diesel. I'd rather get 38mpg @ $4.30/gallon versus 15mpg @ $6.30/ggallon. But rain, and other idiots driving while surfing, texting, and using their cell phones.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (pIzRo)

150 140 119 Supporters Rally to Florida Mom Charged for Sex Act with Family Dog
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 03:10 PM (jrgJz

I've been predicting bestial necrophilia would be the next big thing for a year.

Getting there...

FoxNews - GOP Senate candidates breaking with Trump over Iran.

And they say Rogers trails Abdul in Michigan by 7.
Sure.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)

151 I want to do cultural revolution shit."
--Hasan Piker
---

All's fare, Piker.
I've got a mildewed stone wall dungeon waiting for you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:12 PM (iLKq

*==

I wonder if the Israelis have any leftover pagers?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (2WIwB)

152 Supporters Rally to Florida Mom Charged for Sex Act with Family Dog

But if she'd strangled the dog with an exercise band...

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (vTZFs)

153 Richard Nixon, a sitting president of the United States of America, was hounded out of office on the charge of covering up an unauthorized wiretapping event targeting the DNC. The DNC wasn't even a government agency.

Fast forward to the Biden Administration. Here, we have the DOJ, an executive department of the US Government, using the full panoply of its powers, to illegally eavesdrop and record privileged correspondence and transmissions belonging to Article I elected officials of the same government, and using "gag orders" issued by Article III judges to cloak their mischief.

Sonuvabitch.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)

154 148
Smith isn't the first. He won't be the last.

Posted by: Frank Barone
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This is a sea faring nation, we've got a lot of rope.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (iLKq8)

155 I like how the decision flow chart of the Public Integrity Section doesn't have any "no" options:

"Should we illegally spy on Trump?" --> Yes
"Should we illegally spy on Congress?" --> Yes
"Should we ignore Democrat crimes?" --> Yes

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:26 PM (3cUTc)

156 Smith isn't the first. He won't be the last.
Posted by: Frank Barone


Nothing will happen. (tm)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (oRRIp)

157 150 And they say Rogers trails Abdul in Michigan by 7.
Sure.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:25 PM (Sco7b)

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Ignore the long history of polling before the final polls being very, very wrong and pretend that not final polls now are more right than the final polls from 2 years ago.

Ignore that there have been massive polling failures...this year, mostly because polling firms cannot target the white vote correctly.

Ignore that polling now shows the largely inelastic white vote massively shifting from 2 years ago.

Just trust the polls are 100% right today because they were 60% right in their final form 2 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (38W+X)

158 >>>Fast forward to the Biden Administration. Here, we have the DOJ, an executive department of the US Government, using the full panoply of its powers, to illegally eavesdrop and record privileged correspondence and transmissions belonging to Article I elected officials of the same government, and using "gag orders" issued by Article III judges to cloak their mischief.

Sonuvabitch.

Posted by: mrp
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Degradation is no longer a weekend event.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (iLKq8)

159 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2026 03:28 PM (px8HJ)

160 Let's face it, the commie wing of the democrat party is in full control.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:29 PM (2WIwB)

161 I want a list of the JUDGES who signed off on these.

Every... single... one... they are the only roadblock to 'Secret subpoenas' in the system, and they failed.

And those who failed, should not keep their jobs.
---
We already had that with the FISA warrants.

And the judges involved all feigned, "but we was lied to!"

And when we pointed out, "the face of the warrant itself in enough to show it was false" they thundered with even more holy indignation that they were totally deceived and can't be blamed in the least.

John Roberts agreed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:29 PM (3cUTc)

162 Remember him campaigning with Kamala in PA before the election?

Posted by: Leupold


That was infuriating.
As soon as Trump had been declared the winner, he should have said we will have nothing to do with Ukraine until Z-man was replaced.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

163 the commie wing of the democrat party is in full control.

Posted by: Diogenes

of what?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:30 PM (iLKq8)

164 Neckless douchebags like this, Piker, Errickson, whoever, they all do the same thing.

They forget that revolution isn't a one way street. You don't just dress up like a fag, molotov a couple buildings, and suddenly get supreme executive authority.

Oh, you took down a few government lackies? Lovely. Well done. Gold stars for everyone. You think that gives you power? You think that means you Won The Game?

No, shitdicks. It only took away the one thing that we had all made a bargain with to refrain from seizing power over you ourselves.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:30 PM (aKiSo)

165 That was infuriating.
As soon as Trump had been declared the winner, he should have said we will have nothing to do with Ukraine until Z-man was replaced.
Posted by: nurse ratched

==

Exactly, sort of pissed he folded on that

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 03:30 PM (FAUyE)

166 118 109 "I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."
--Hasan Piker
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

One way in which Hasan Piker is superior to other leftists is: At least he's honest. They ALL want 'cultural revolution shit," but most won't admit so in public.

Thank you, Hasan, for letting tne cat out of the bag!
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 03:09 PM (Av6i5)
You seen my pickaxe, comrade?

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (LHPAg)

167 DING! DING!!
We interrupt this thread to bring you a Proud Grandpa Moment:

Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (2WIwB)

168
Just trust the polls are 100% right today because they were 60% right in their final form 2 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:27 PM (38W+X)

I was on an email list for some lib editor. She did have revelations that she was in a bubble after President Trump beat Hillary.

All of us don't have that issue.
Thanks ace.

I also think that the narrative 'Dems are up by a ton' would just lead Dems to save a few hours and not bother voting.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b)

169 If Ukraine wants to fight Russia, fine.
But with none of our stuff. Not one fucking screw.
Not one screw bypassed through Europe either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (iLKq8)

170 Congratulations, Diogenes!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

171 Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (2WIwB)

Congratulations!
Very cool.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (Sco7b)

172 168
I also think that the narrative 'Dems are up by a ton' would just lead Dems to save a few hours and not bother voting.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b)

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I think the polling game is only about fundraising, not voter behavior. I'm sure it influences some voters on the margins, but not enough to make serious differences.

You say that Nebraska Senate is close not to convince anyone to vote, but to convince donors big and small to donate money because it's in reach. Combine that with similar situations in polling in Ohio, Alaska, Texas, and other states, and you create this impression that a blue wave is coming every single cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:34 PM (38W+X)

173 167 DING! DING!!
We interrupt this thread to bring you a Proud Grandpa Moment:

Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM (2WIwB)
I would have enlisted last Friday the Air Force Birthday if I was him. Except I would have gone in the Navy. Again.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:34 PM (LHPAg)

174 169 If Ukraine wants to fight Russia, fine.
But with none of our stuff. Not one fucking screw.
Not one screw bypassed through Europe either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:33 PM (iLKq

=======

They're paying us for our military equipment now. That's the major change Trump made when he came into office.

Biden was giving it to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (38W+X)

175 Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:31 PM



Congrats!

Also, be sure to tell him that an Idiot you know said, "Thank you sir for your service."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (HlyYF)

176 171 Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

Posted by: Diogenes

Good stuff. What's he going to be doing?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iulL+)

177
The House Judiciary Committee concluded in a report released Wednesday that the Biden-Harris administration wielded the Justice Department as a weapon


Nuh uhn! Anyone who says we used DoJ as a weapon against people who didn't vote Democrat is a liar! And if you keep saying that, DoJ will prosecute you once we steal.... errrrr, WIN the next election!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (y9nCu)

178 Diogenes as a USAF alumni tell him he should haveca great experience.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

179 Good stuff. What's he going to be doing?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iulL+)

Cyber Warfare Analyst

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (2WIwB)

180 Good stuff. What's he going to be doing?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Dropping boom booms on ragheads.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:36 PM (W2Pud)

181 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:34

And polling always seems to tighten up one week before the election.

FoxNews - Dolly's estate. Someone's a greedy dickhead.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

182 Congratulations to Grandson#1.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (UdrMW)

183 Nood trannies!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

184 Well, the Air Force is kind of adjacent to the actual Armed Forces.

Posted by: Like The Ladies Auxiliary at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (Fn+3X)

185 Good stuff. What's he going to be doing?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (iulL+)
Yes, something like DroneLord. My sincere thanks.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (LHPAg)

186 181 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:34

And polling always seems to tighten up one week before the election.

FoxNews - Dolly's estate. Someone's a greedy dickhead.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

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Because polling firms are only ever graded on their final polls. So, their only incentive to even try to get things right is in those final polls.

They can say D+100 for a year and then say 50/50 race in late October and be called an A+ pollster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (38W+X)

187 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (iulL+)

188 "This may be illegal, but don't worry you probably won't get in trouble." Is how our government has been being run for at least the past 20 years.

VA Scandal
IRS Scandal
Fast and Furious
Al Gore's Chinese Monk scandal
Crossfire Hurricane
and on and on and on

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (0MjtC)

189 Supposedly the FBI has been hacked and information on agents and family members has been taken.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:38 PM (UdrMW)

190 183 Nood trannies!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM


That makes me NOT want to go to the new thread.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (HlyYF)

191 Current rumor I'm seeing kicking on X is that Keisha Lance Bottoms is such a terrible Gov candidate that she's dragging down Ossoff.

But that can't be true, that only applies to Republicans.

That's why Abbott is barely beating Jinojosia--Paxton is dragging down the whole ticket.

PS: Bo French is still favored by 2.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (3cUTc)

192 This is something special: Biden's/Garland's Public Integrity Section realized that this was all illegal and unconstitutional but decided it was no big deal because, owing to the illegal gag orders they would get liberal judges to impose to keep the victims from knowing their rights had been abused, there was little chance of actually getting sued over any of it.

Statue of limitations starts when you become aware of what they were hiding...
But how much of this, for the main players, is already covered by Presidential Pardon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (l3cgK)

193 Dropping boom booms on ragheads.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Out fucking standing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (iulL+)

194 Pillage Idiot, I'm with you. I'll just hang out here.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (UdrMW)

195 The Doomers are putting on a full-court press on X. The fake polls are beyond parody.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (L+twD)

196 the commie wing of the democrat party is in full control.

Posted by: Diogenes

of what?

Posted by: Braenyard


The horizontal and the vertical.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (oRRIp)

197 191 Current rumor I'm seeing kicking on X is that Keisha Lance Bottoms is such a terrible Gov candidate that she's dragging down Ossoff.

But that can't be true, that only applies to Republicans.

That's why Abbott is barely beating Jinojosia--Paxton is dragging down the whole ticket.

PS: Bo French is still favored by 2.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (3cUTc)

======

Jackson's outspending her like 45-1, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (38W+X)

198 DOJ's Public Integrity Section (PIN) about the constitutionality of these seizures," the report said. "Although PIN cautioned that the subpoenas could be unconstitutional, PIN approved them nonetheless, asserting there was little 'litigation risk' because the gag orders that accompanied the subpoenas would prevent Members from ever discovering the seizures.

I guess Public Integrity Section was as misnamed as the Peacock Mantis Shrimp (Which is not a Peacock, Mantis, or Shrimp)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (l3cgK)

199 =======

They're paying us for our military equipment now. That's the major change Trump made when he came into office.

Biden was giving it to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:35 PM (38W+X)
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That's not enough.
We're fighting Russia by proxy. That's Biden's war. Fuck Biden.
Fuck DeepState Color revolution. Stop it.
If DeepState really wants to fight Russia, ship them over there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iLKq8)

200 To escape the world I am now going to declare myself a sovereign citizen who eats chocolate ice cream when stressed as who cares at this point? However, I do envy the serenity of the Carmelites.

I just watched a youtube of a Karen screaming in a Starbucks. I mostly watched on mute as I couldn't understand her shrieking voice (she thinks Starbucks are part of the military conspiracy theory, by the way). Obviously psycho.

Which is why I avoid going anywhere, altho people around here seem mostly normal in the suburbs. I prefer our one homeless guy with a cell phone to this abuse as a sovereign citizen.

https://tinyurl.com/3nt4d27j



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (hzuYO)

201 Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

Posted by: Diogenes



Congratulations my friend. And good luck and Godspeed to him.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (4X4Y+)

202 Two of the IRGC's top regional commanders have been killed by the good guys.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (UdrMW)

203 Hmmm... to date, not a single appropriations bill for next year has passed the Senate.

The Fiscal year ends in a week.
-----

Those bills have been sitting on McConnell's desk for some time now. What did you expect us to do?

Posted by: The Senate RINOs at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (TN0g+)

204 PS: Bo French is still favored by 2.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
---

I hear he's an Islamaphobe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (iLKq8)

205 From CNN Mood:

17 I looked it up a few weeks ago.

CNN's ratings were about 670,000 people.

Including the incarcerated and trapped viewer's at airports.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)

291 "Their audience is literally dying by the thousands per day. Average age of their viewers is around 70."

CNN averages 400,000 viewers a day. That kind of ratings would have been a laughing stock in 1990. There are many podcasters and youtube types who get many times that every time they do a show for a few hours.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (KyEAU)


Whichever it is, Robert Stacy McCain likes to point out that comparing CNN's top shows with competition in the same time slot, they're often out-viewed by Paw Patrol.

And we're not talking about first-run episodes of appointment television. More people are watching children's cartoon *reruns*.

Posted by: SciVo at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (ke3zm)

206 altho people around here seem mostly normal in the suburbs. I

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (hzuYO)
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That's part of the op.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (/9X1x)

207 201 Grandson #1 of Diogenes has just been sworn into the United States Air Force.


that's awesome Diogenes!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2)

208 House Judiciary Chairman Jim Jordan, R-Ohio is a Rino POS.
I'm sure his intern is drafting a strongly worded letter.

Posted by: aikido2kyu at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (gqz4D)

209 200 To escape the world I am now going to declare myself a sovereign citizen who eats chocolate ice cream when stressed as who cares at this point? However, I do envy the serenity of the Carmelites.
---

Here, try some of these dark chocolate almonds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (iLKq8)

210 In an interview Pahlavi stated the no American troops should fight on Iranian soil and the the American taxpayer should never bear the burden of the 'final battle' .
Pahlavi stated that the frozen assets of the IRGC should be used to back the Iranians. He also said there are more than enough Iranians that are willing to fight.

It is pleasure to listen to him.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (UdrMW)

211 Supporters Rally to Florida Mom Charged for Sex Act with Family Dog

But if she'd strangled the dog with an exercise band...
Posted by: Oddbob


Y'know, if you implemented the old Puritan punishment of executing the bestialists'... um... harem in front of him (pronoun should be understood to be inclusive of both male and female bestialists) and then executing him, all publicly, I bet it would cut down on the enthusiasm for beastiality.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (vJrRc)

212 bring back "The Stocks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAdQZof-xas

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (jrgJz)

213 164
You don't just dress up like a fag, molotov a couple buildings, and suddenly get supreme executive authority.

Oh, you took down a few government lackies? Lovely. Well done. Gold stars for everyone. You think that gives you power? You think that means you Won The Game?

No, shitdicks. It only took away the one thing that we had all made a bargain with to refrain from seizing power over you ourselves.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


The Redneck-Antifa Wars begun, htey have.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:06 PM (Av6i5)

214 wake me up when he get punished for his misdeeds.

Posted by: valiant at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (OzBOX)

Sonny Hostin is Beaming With Pride About Being the Holdout Juror That Got a Literal Cannibal Killer Off

A literal cannibal killer killed and then butchered victims and served their meat to the homeless.

That's not a pitch for an A24 horror movie. That really happened in New York City in the 1990s. The killer was called "the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park." I used to live around there (but I have an alibi).

Bursting with what David Strom calls "main character syndrome" -- the belief of narcissists that they are the star of the show called "reality" and that everything they do is justified and good because they're the main character of the show and therefore the hero -- Sonny Hostin glowed as she Karensplained that she was the lone holdout juror during the Butcher's trial and spared him a murder conviction.

Oh, she also says that Lindsay Clancy is not guilty because of course she does.


Hostin left no doubt about where she stood. "The insanity defense has been around in Massachusetts for 182 years, so I think it's well established," she said. "And I thought, absolutely, she was not criminally responsible by reason of insanity."

Then Hostin explained where her conviction came from.

Before she went to law school, Hostin sat on the jury in the early 1990s murder trial of Daniel Rakowitz, better known as "The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park." Rakowitz killed his roommate, a Swiss dancer named Monika Beerle, and cut up her body in a bathtub. He then cooked her remains into a soup, ate some of it, and handed it out to homeless people in the New York City park.

A New York Times article on the case described a lone holdout who "was principally responsible ... for preventing them from returning a guilty verdict."

"That was me," Hostin said. "And it was because I saw clearly that he was psychotic."

Then she offered her own version of the killing, and it sounded more like a closing argument for the defense than a confession of regret.

...

Alyssa Farah Griffin couldn't let her finish. "And you got this guy off?!" she asked, clearly horrified.

"That's how much I believe in the insanity defense," Hostin said before wrapping up her account: "And he fed her body parts to the unhoused."

And she's proud he got him a not guilty verdict.


Meanwhile, fellow The View co-AWFUL Sarah Haines is appalled that Patrick Clancy divorced his wife just because she had a little Oopsie Moment when she cold-bloodedly manually strangled his three infant children to death.

Didn't he promise to remain with her in mental sickness and in health? 'till triple infanticide do we part?


Just for context: Left-wing women are constantly online telling women to divorce their husbands over minor dissatisfactions, including just finding some other guy more sexually exciting. AWFULs routinely make novels urging women to abandon their husbands and their children for the goal of selfish self-fulfillment national best-sellers and major Hollywood movies. Eat Pray Love, for example.

Meanwhile, of course, they insist that a (spit) man remain a slave forever to his evil murderess wife.

Yikes on bikes, crikes to these dykes!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM




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1 St

Posted by: Clay at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (RcEk6)

2 as shoe on head suggested, maybe we need to repeal the 19th amendment

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (CWTWj)

3 Just for context: Left-wing women are constantly online telling women to divorce their husbands over minor dissatisfactions, including just finding some other guy more sexually exciting. AWFULs routinely make novels urging women to abandon their husbands and their children for the goal of selfish self-fulfillment national best-sellers and major Hollywood movies. Eat Pray Love, for example.

Meanwhile, of course, they insist that a (spit) man remain a slave forever to his evil murderess wife.

=======

What happened to chivalry, guys?

Hold the doors open for the woman who will scream at you for doing it, and thank her for the lesson in how a man should behave afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (38W+X)

4 Before she went to law school, Hostin sat on the jury in the early 1990s murder trial of Daniel Rakowitz, better known as "The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park." Rakowitz killed his roommate, a Swiss dancer named Monika Beerle, and cut up her body in a bathtub. He then cooked her remains into a soup, ate some of it, and handed it out to homeless people in the New York City park


"Man, that's pretty fucked up."
Art the Clown

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)

5 There’s staying on brand and then there’s whatever level she’s reached.

Posted by: Clay at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (RcEk6)

6 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (Ia/+0)

7 Never discount the posibility of demonic possession.

Sonny Hostin.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (36x1j)

8 He followed food prep guidelines.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (iulL+)

9 Woof. That's a... um... well. The rot is deep and incurable it seems.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (HeG1i)

10 but I have an alibi

Sure, champ. "I was not building shelves."

Explain all the keto hobo recipes.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (sAnBa)

11 Recipe?

Posted by: Hannibal Lektor at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (Q+gd/)

12 re: oh, now i kind of remember that case, name rang a bell

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (CWTWj)

13 Glad I don't look at what left women online have to say ( except when I see it here ) and have never watched "The View."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (JrHfD)

14 Oh, she also says that Lindsay Clancy is not guilty because of course she does.


I asked some lady at work to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was five.

She started strangling me.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (oRRIp)

15 It's a cookbook!

Posted by: Obligatory at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (2Ez/1)

16 Sonny Hostin is Beaming With Pride About Being the Holdout Juror That Got a Literal Cannibal Killer Off

Sounds like they shot the wrong Sonny on the Causeway.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (0GLZr)

17 It used to be poor form to hit a woman.

"Used to be."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (2Cry5)

18 14 I asked some lady at work to explain the Lindsay Clancy trial to me like I was five.

She started strangling me.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:35 PM (oRRIp)

========

lol

Alternative punchline: "My neck is still bruised from the explanation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (38W+X)

19 literal cannibal killer killed and then butchered victims and served their meat to the homeless.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (cXgQo)

20 "the unhoused"

What a stupid cartoon this woman is.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (XAOum)

21 as shoe on head suggested, maybe we need to repeal the 19th amendment
Posted by: gnats local 678


Don't listen to communists. Communists - including Commie Mommy - are all about destroying one of the unique things about America, which is that we punish people for what they did, not for what their family members did or what their distant relatives did, or for what completely unrelated people who just happen to share physical characteristics with the bad person did.

If you're listening to Communists and thinking "Hey that communist has a good idea" you already surrendered the culture war.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (vJrRc)

22 Can Skydance purchase the rights for The View and fold it into CNN? Let's see these bitches and their staff start melting down.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 01:36 PM (E2K/A)

23 It used to be poor form to hit a woman.

"Used to be."
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Equal rights = equal lefts.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (oRRIp)

24 I'd likely be on trial for murdering my wife if I saw she just murdered my children. I think just a divorce shows compassion.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (KC5Lt)

25 Make sure you wash your hands.

Posted by: County health inspector at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (2Ez/1)

26 I don't know whether to be happy or terrified these demons have decided to finally let their freak flags fly.

I'm just glad I am out of the dating pool.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (viF8m)

27 When I go to the convenience store men hold the door for me and I thank them. I have never heard any other women object either . We also hold the door open for men.

I am not doubting the opposite happens, however

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:37 PM (JrHfD)

28 Someone who served me human meat would get butchered, and figure out what happens after that.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (Ia/+0)

29 The Clancy murders still breaks my heart.. The 8 month old baby didn't die immediately. He made it 4 days in the hospital.... I hate to think what I would do to her if I were her husband.. Instead he forgave her ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (+gK6I)

30 It's a cookbook!
Posted by: Obligatory


101 Way To Serve Your Fellow Man

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (oRRIp)

31 So... soup nutsy?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (ebJJx)

32 Standing by, waiting to hear whether I interview for that part-time position today. It would be nice to do work in my field again while I search for a permanent position.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (aJQbY)

33 Save me the google time, Morons. Who is Sonny Hostin?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (4NO2D)

34 What does Sonny think about Jeffrey Dahmer?

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (KC5Lt)

35 33 Save me the google time, Morons. Who is Sonny Hostin?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (4NO2D)

One of the Harpies on the View

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (+gK6I)

36 The Clancy murders still breaks my heart.. The 8 month old baby didn't die immediately. He made it 4 days in the hospital.... I hate to think what I would do to her if I were her husband.. Instead he forgave her ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Yeah. The cops would have been asking me to explain the boot marks on her crushed throat.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (oRRIp)

37 Like Jesus, he was feeding the hungry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (ndZc7)

38 And for something on-topic...

Ugh. Every part of the post fills me with loathing for the parties in question and joy that my lady isn't like that.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 01:39 PM (aJQbY)

39 I am speechless. Good thing, because anything I wrote would probably get me banned.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (QSxSN)

40 or what completely unrelated people who just happen to share physical characteristics with the bad person did.

... I screwed up the phrasing on that somehow.

we don't punish people completely unrelated to the bad person other than by shared physical characteristics

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (vJrRc)

41 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Rakowitz

In 2004, a jury found Rakowitz no longer dangerous but decided that he is still mentally ill and should remain at the Kirby Forensic Psychiatric Center on New York City's Wards Island. A judge however found that the jury had no authority to make such a determination and determined that Rakowitz does in fact have a dangerous mental disorder.

Hard to believe that New York still has some crazy-ass judge that wants to keep the cannibals locked up.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (8mulE)

42 >>Yeah. The cops would have been asking me to explain the boot marks on her crushed throat.

Boating accident.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (viF8m)

43 Hostin does call the effort by Lindsey Clancy's defense attorney to investigate the holdout juror "despicable.".
---------

"I was once a holdout juror".

"You shouldn't investigate holdout jurors".

(adjusts glasses) is that Bill Voltaire over there? We've got a real deep philosopher in our presence. Thanks for the input Sunny. Now why don't you SHUT YOUR MANGY TRAP!

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (/9X1x)

44 I posted yesterday that a Missouri mom baked her kid in an oven and got a plea deal of only 13 years.

The prosecutors who gave that deal are useless scum.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (KC5Lt)

45 I grew up with wise, good, heroic women in my life. My grandmother was an absolute saint who endured nearly unbelievable things in her life, but was always peaceful and sweet and concerned for others. My mother was the template for a stay at home mom and wife. Her sisters were good women I admired. They all treated me well and with kindness but discipline and checked me when I needed teaching.

They had their problems but they were overall incredibly positive and beneficial to my life.

So this kind of psychotic bloodthirsty slut is... disturbing in a way I cannot really express. This is like watching them peel the flesh off their face revealing a bloody skull.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (KyEAU)

46 What is it with the ladies? Microplastics go straight to the brain? As far as Sonny Hostin and the cannibal, somehow I doubt that happened.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (2ap+5)

47
"the unhoused"

What a stupid cartoon this woman is.
Posted by: UGAdawg


She is one of the unsmart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)

48 I'm pretty sure my marital love would have ended about the time my spouse killed my children. That would do it for me. I'm not the forgiving sort.

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (2Xqig)

49 witches

are real

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (j+aD2)

50 Burp!

You gonna finish that?

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (FhXTo)

51 47
"the unhoused"

What a stupid cartoon this woman is.
Posted by: UGAdawg

She is one of the unsmart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:41 PM (Cqx++)

======

A wider vocabulary is double unplus good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (38W+X)

52 The Bible is full of people possessed by demons. I think it's obvious that they're still around.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (QSxSN)

53 Once long ago I was sitting in a Jiffy Lube waiting area and a TV was on playing some yentafest.

Old geezer leaned over and said to me

Two reasons to always have a job:
1) The money
2) Daytime television.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (2Ez/1)

54 "Man, this stew is fantastic! What's in it?"

"It's just Stu."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (iulL+)

55 52 The Bible is full of people possessed by demons. I think it's obvious that they're still around.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (QSxSN)

======

Does this explain Todd?

Nah...

Todd's just an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (38W+X)

56 So what happened to the cannibal? Did he become president of Haiti? Get his own cooking show?

And last time I looked hung jury does not equal not guilty no matter how many feelin's are involved.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (sFNX2)

57 As far as Sonny Hostin and the cannibal, somehow I doubt that happened.
Posted by: Oglebay


The problem is she thought that saying it would gain her accolades from her social set.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (vJrRc)

58 The key to successful cannibalism is probably not being too far ahead of the curve. You can't expect to win hearts and minds eating people if McDonald's is still open.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (sAnBa)

59 The Hadron Collider let the Rift Demons in.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (4NO2D)

60 "Waiter, there's a zipper in my soup!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (ebJJx)

61 He nurtured roses and raised hamsters……

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (LHPAg)

62 4 Before she went to law school, Hostin sat on the jury in the early 1990s murder trial of Daniel Rakowitz, better known as "The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park." Rakowitz killed his roommate, a Swiss dancer named Monika Beerle, and cut up her body in a bathtub. He then cooked her remains into a soup, ate some of it, and handed it out to homeless people in the New York City park

"Man, that's pretty fucked up."
Art the Clown

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (Sco7b)

I read somewhere that one of the homeless noticed an intact finger in the soup.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:43 PM (8mulE)

63 "Man, this stew is fantastic! What's in it?"

"It's just Stu."
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM


I snorted out loud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D)

64 Media is so sad that they can't even come up.with clever nicknames for pyscho killers any more

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (bX16E)

65 The Left keeps finding ways to sanctify it's hatred for humanity by attempting to disguise murder as somehow beneficial to whomever they currently claim to protect. They are monsters, and the ironically named Sunny, if this account is accurate, is then admittedly one of them. Modern day worshipers of Moloch appear to be even more cruel than their predecessors given how they're honoring Lindsay Clancy and her method.

Posted by: Pascal at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (IPQ9m)

66 "the unhoused"

What a stupid cartoon this woman is.
Posted by: UGAdawg

She is one of the unsmart.



The stupid is very strong in her.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (QSxSN)

67 literal cannibal killer killed and then butchered victims and served their meat to the homeless.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

------------
The sounds like a Night Gallery episode. Sadly, it lacks the ironic twist ending of Hostin being knocked out as she walks down the street and awakening to see the cannibal killer preparing his next meal, her.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 01:44 PM (E2K/A)

68 First, get a stick of butter...

Posted by: Paula Deen at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (2Ez/1)

69 I know what she needs.

Posted by: Guy who thinks all women just need a good rogering at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (wb0lP)

70 Apparently if you want to get away with murder (note that the odds are in your favor from the jump because these crimes often go unsolved), kill the person in the most grotesque manner you can imagine and eat the corpse, or something like that. Then, on the off chance law enforcement identifies you as the murderer, have your defense counsel insist on an all female jury, preferably single women over 50.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (2ap+5)

71 Didn't they cook someone in Fried Green Tomatoes?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (4NO2D)

72 Yikes on bikes, crikes to these dykes!
__

lol!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (pdYbP)

73 Donna me too

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:45 PM (Ia/+0)

74 Bursting with what David Strom calls "main character syndrome" -- [ ... ] -- Sonny Hostin glowed as she Karensplained that she was the lone holdout juror during the Butcher's trial and spared him a murder conviction.

Maybe I'm just too cynical but has anyone verified that it was really her?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (vTZFs)

75 64. they can't even come up.with clever nicknames for pyscho killers
----------------------------------------
Thank God we still have the New York Post!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (sFNX2)

76 I know what she needs.
Posted by: Guy who thinks all women just need a good rogering


Rule 1

Posted by: You'd think it wouldn't need repeating so often, but here we are at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (vJrRc)

77 Left wing women aka AWFLs -
This isn't a good look for you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (N39Ws)

78 >>Didn't they cook someone in Fried Green Tomatoes?

That's different. They're southern.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (viF8m)

79 All serial killers are mentally ill. They also know right from wrong. Being aware of right from wrong should eliminate any insanity defense.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KC5Lt)

80 Hostin does call the effort by Lindsey Clancy's defense attorney to investigate the holdout juror "despicable.".

This is the only good thing I have ever heard her say

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KyEAU)

81 The unhoused? She's more like the unbrained.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (QSxSN)

82 How did love end so quickly? The killing of their three children.

That the View couldn't figure that out shows a serious decline in critical thinking. But our feelings..

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (I6R/i)

83 Maybe I'm just too cynical but has anyone verified that it was really her?
Posted by: Oddbob


Fact Checking? On my Internet?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (vJrRc)

84 Should "unless you murder my children" be included in wedding vows now?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (w6EFb)

85 Hey remember that debate we had 100 years ago about the 19th?

You can admit we were right any moment now...

Posted by: The anti-suffragettes at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (sKqQm)

86 Maybe the entire state of MA should be walled off for the insane. Ship them there til they all eat each other or self mutilation orgies.

I see headlines such as a "mother" yesterday who thought the oven was a crib for her newborn. Light sentence vs doing unto others.

In reality I have to assume, as a juror, she was smoking crack. Therefore insane. Shipped to MA.

Western MA is also the lesbo bar that still wear masks (I did read that entire thing, Ace). To prove my point about MA.

I think the mask deal is wise, based on photos I saw of the patronesses,weirdo orange overall lesbos. To hide the ugly and lessen airborn VD.

I liked their sign that said unhoused are welcome. That term annoys me as well.

Years ago in Vienna we passed a similar lesbo bar. Sign said, "If you are redneck, raciss, or a homophobe do not enter." Had I been alone (without my keepers of dude, son and DIL), I would have entered and said loudly, "I'm all 3, what are you going to do about it?! Give me a gin and tonic or I will gut you like a deer!"

In reality I don't consider myself raciss. Nor am I afraid of homos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (hzuYO)

87
Sunny
Whoopi
Joy
Rosy

Yeah I'm pretty sure someone is having a fuckin laugh.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:48 PM (/9X1x)

88 I think it's obvious that they're still around.

I think there's plenty of evil in our hearts that we don't need to involve demons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (KyEAU)

89 The Bible is full of people possessed by demons. I think it's obvious that they're still around.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (QSxSN)


The cannibal thing, the clancy thing, the trantifa assassins, etc, etc, etc... I used to be of the 'well, there's theoretically demons but they're all in hell, the early peoples interpreted regular things as demons' camp. I've been persuaded by events to move to the 'there are literal (*probably* intangible and invisible) demons walking the Earth, possession is real, but try to remember sometimes it's just a chemical imbalance and those can sometimes be treated' camp.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (aJQbY)

90 I'm sure she knows all about getting cannibals off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (gLYp7)

91 Just for context: Left-wing women are constantly online telling women to divorce their husbands over minor dissatisfactions/i]

The craziest example of this I've seen recently in a few wokeista videos is:

"If you husband asks you for sex and you aren't in the mood he is a literal rapist and you should divorce him"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

92 He boasted that he ate her brains and also fed some to local homeless people, including a soup one witness testified contained an intact human finger.

https://shorturl.at/5ysOb
NY Post

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (8mulE)

93 That the View couldn't figure that out shows a serious decline in critical thinking. But our feelings..

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (I6R/i)

They're not demonstrating a decline in critical thinking. They're actively trying to help said delcline along.

The Left aren't there to tell you what they think. They're there to tell you what they want YOU to think.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (/9X1x)

94 I believe Rakowitz is still confined to Ward's Island where the criminally insane reside. Need more of those places

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (I6R/i)

95 91 Just for context: Left-wing women are constantly online telling women to divorce their husbands over minor dissatisfactions/i]

The craziest example of this I've seen recently in a few wokeista videos is:

"If you husband asks you for sex and you aren't in the mood he is a literal rapist and you should divorce him"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

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"Why aren't progressives having babies?"
-the next Reddit thread over with 0 replies and 30 downvotes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (38W+X)

96 78 >>Didn't they cook someone in Fried Green Tomatoes?

That's different. They're southern.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (viF8m)

Well, it was two lesbians cooking the ex of one of them, so, it tracks as an AWFL must-see.

Posted by: moki at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (wLjpr)

97 That's different. They're southern.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM

So it was served with grits then

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (Ia/+0)

98 Didn't he promise to remain with her in mental sickness and in health? 'till triple infanticide do we part?

Interestingly, the Bible does not allow you to divorce a spouse simply because they have murdered your children. Because it is assumed that they would be dead after being judicially executed, and its not an issue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (KyEAU)

99 Wait the Duxbury Duchess of Death's husband forgives her?

Those kids.ARE better off dead.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 01:50 PM (bX16E)

100 I think there's plenty of evil in our hearts that we don't need to involve demons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:49 PM (KyEAU)

Demons don't show up because they're needed.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (/9X1x)

101 It’s people!

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (LHPAg)

102 He boasted that he ate her brains and also fed some to local homeless people, including a soup one witness testified contained an intact human finger.

Well, we know he wasn't a great cook then... *shudder*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (vJrRc)

103 101 It’s people!

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (LHPAg)

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This is why I never moved on from Soylent Blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (38W+X)

104 What happened to chivalry, guys?

Hold the doors open for the woman who will scream at you for doing it, and thank her for the lesson in how a man should behave afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (38W+X)

In the before times, I lived in Ithaca, NY.

When I was up there to sell the house, I had some time to kill and went to the Target. When I went through the door, I glanced behind me and saw an old woman with a literal tennis-ball walker thing. I held it for her. As she approached, she said, "You don't think I can open my own fucking door?"

So I shut the door in her face and went on my way.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (gLYp7)

105 I usually agree with Sunny, but she lost me on this one. It's crazy that Alyssa was the voice of reason in this segment. And Star was giving Sunny the side-eye lol.

I found this "In 2004, a jury found Rakowitz no longer dangerous but decided that he is still mentally ill and should remain at the Kirby Forensic Psychiatric Centeron New York City's Wards Island.

He's gone on to threaten to eat staff at the psych ward Sunny put him in. To be fair, he's undoubtly insane.

The lawyer who represented Rakowitz had one of the best lines during closing argument.

In summary: He told the jury you heard testimony from defense expert witness arguing is was mentally incompetent and prosecution expert witnesses claiming he is was sane. All I know is it would take my 90 year old grandmother 5 seconds to realize this guy is nuts.

Yes I can’t believe it either I hate that she wants to sound relatable to everything it’s getting ridiculous, I use to like sunny she’s becoming more cringe.

She wouldn't have said that if the Clancy juror wasn't black. Sick of her making everything about herself, husband and kids.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (UirZC)

106 Damn uppity peasants!

Montreal makes it illegal to insult police officers and other municipal employees

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (ndZc7)

107 She is just a pathological liar.

My bet is
- she did was not the lone holdout, but it sounds better than saying "yeah, I went along with the group"

- she was not on the jury, but it sounds better than saying "I got a letter to serve but tossed it out. Maybe I could have been on that jury"

- she was not in anyway involved, but it sounds better than saying "yea, I lived in the area, but not at the same time."

Liars hook on to the smallest connection, and then make it all about them. This is how we end up with dozens of people who were "supposed to be on that flight but canceled at last minute" every time there is an incident.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (wb0lP)

108 Maybe I'm just too cynical but has anyone verified that it was really her?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 01:46 PM (vTZFs)

The NY Post did.
https://shorturl.at/5ysOb

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (8mulE)

109 Brains and eggs is good eats.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (4NO2D)

110 Interestingly, the Bible does not allow you to divorce a spouse simply because they have murdered your children. Because it is assumed that they would be dead after being judicially executed, and its not an issue.

The best thing for America right now would be Clancy sentenced and hanged.

But, its MA so its about 1/3 a new trial that drags on until she kills herself, 1/3 a plea bargain to spend 5y in a mental institution, and 1/3 to go free

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (sKqQm)

111 He boasted that he ate her brains and also fed some to local homeless people, including a soup one witness testified contained an intact human finger.

He was mailing it in at that point. You gotta use the sausage grinder.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (iulL+)

112 105 She wouldn't have said that if the Clancy juror wasn't black. Sick of her making everything about herself, husband and kids.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (UirZC)

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Midwits who have to talk every day about every issue under the sun falling back on personal anecdote?

Impossibru!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (38W+X)

113 98. it is assumed that they would be dead after being judicially executed, and its not an issue
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Well, there could be a problem for Mormons since they have eternal marriages. Not sure what Book O Mormon has to say on the subject.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (sFNX2)

114 Rolling out the red carpet.

British government mobilizes HUNDREDS of police and defense units to protect migrant boat from British protesters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ndZc7)

115 100 I think there's plenty of evil in our hearts that we don't need to involve demons.


think of it as a "force multiplier"

growing up I heard multiple stories about certain ladies actually being a coven

they were bitches to start with, but once they started the actual witchcraft sh*t - things changed around town.

to the way they wanted things

so, yeah people are evil yada yada .. but reach out for help and you might get an answer to your call that gives you a LOT more power

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (j+aD2)

116 114 Rolling out the red carpet.

British government mobilizes HUNDREDS of police and defense units to protect migrant boat from British protesters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ndZc7)

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Labour has a lot of immigrants to import before 2029.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (38W+X)

117 All serial killers are mentally ill. They also know right from wrong. Being aware of right from wrong should eliminate any insanity defense.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KC5Lt)



Just getting an attorney and staging a defense is proof of sanity. A truly insane person wouldn't even know to stage a defense.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (QSxSN)

118 I call bullshit.

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (SwyyQ)

119 At least she's consistent about letting murderers off?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (l3cgK)

120 What happened to chivalry, guys?

Hold the doors open for the woman who will scream at you for doing it, and thank her for the lesson in how a man should behave afterwards.


Saw a video where a woman was complaining that while she was opening a door while carrying a bunch of stuff a guy came up behind her and she held the door for him and he just...said thanks and went in.

Apparently she expected he would make a big deal of instead holding the door for her since a) I'm a woman b) I'm the one carrying stuff

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

121 You'd think the presence of demonic influences would be obvious to morons. We've seen people copy and paste and re-post the whole thread.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (sAnBa)

122 Sonny knows crazy when she sees it... Everyday in her mirror

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (+gK6I)

123 120 Saw a video where a woman was complaining that while she was opening a door while carrying a bunch of stuff a guy came up behind her and she held the door for him and he just...said thanks and went in.

Apparently she expected he would make a big deal of instead holding the door for her since a) I'm a woman b) I'm the one carrying stuff

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

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I don't experience any of this in deep red, suburban/rural county in NC.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (38W+X)

124 they were bitches to start with, but once they started the actual witchcraft sh*t - things changed around town.

to the way they wanted things


Most of the leftwing people I know become instantly more normal the longer they are away from social media and the FNM.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

125 117 All serial killers are mentally ill. They also know right from wrong. Being aware of right from wrong should eliminate any insanity defense.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 01:47 PM (KC5Lt)


Just getting an attorney and staging a defense is proof of sanity. A truly insane person wouldn't even know to stage a defense.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 01:54 PM (QSxSN)

There's a twisted logic to insanity...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

126

William Shakespeare: 'Hell is empty and all the devils are here.'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (Cqx++)

127 Hold the door for the lady
Stand when she approaches the table
Stand when she excuses herself to powder her nose
Hold the chair
Hold her coat
Place yourself between her and the curb

All things my mom (who had many faults of her own) taught me as a kid.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

128 Hold the doors open for the woman who will scream at you for doing it, and thank her for the lesson in how a man should behave afterwards.

I witnessed this in person in the 70s. Dad held the door open for anyone, but this one woman went into an enraged rant at him doing so for her. He was just amused. I learned a lot from that exchange:

1) hippie chicks are insane
2) you do the right thing even if there's a cost
3) ignore the crazies and go on with your life
4) laugh at the laughable
5) a man is not dismayed about poor behavior of those they assist, he does what is right

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (KyEAU)

129 126

William Shakespeare: 'Hell is empty and all the devils are here.'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (Cqx++)

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"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-George A. Romero

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (38W+X)

130 Pretty clear Sunny believes in the insanity defense because she expects to need it one day.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (gynjj)

131 Think of it as thrift
As a gift...
If you get my drift...
No?
Seems an awful waste

I mean
With the price of meat what it is


-- very underrated Johnny Depp role.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (wb0lP)

132 Apropos of nothing, a few years ago I watched a documentary about incarcerated psycho killers. They interviewed some in the mental hospital. One was the most chilling and sad thing I have ever seen. The guy had killed a half dozen people before he was caught and was rather obviously drugged up in the interview. The interviewer asked him if he thought he should ever be released. He had a look of horror come on his face and he said 'NO! The voices are telling me to kill you right now! I can never be released or I will kill again.'

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (4NO2D)

133 I do wonder what goes through the minds of people making videos of the slightest of faux pas one could imagine as if it matters...

Honestly if I saw a woman carrying stuff in a door way I'd probably hold the door but I'm an evviilll sexist pig or something. Aren't feminists arguing I'm the problem in the world not "guy that doesn't do sexist stuff"?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

134 Remember, most of the members of the Manson Family were female.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (k1E2D)

135 She wouldn't have said that if the Clancy juror wasn't black.

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Speaking of which . . .

Black TikToker Triggered By Continued Existence Of Cotton Fields

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They can have my underwear when they strip it off my cold, dead body!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:58 PM (ndZc7)

136 Social media has broken women as a whole.

Broad brush, etc. but it's true. Sorry to the 'ettes here who I tarred with it.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 01:58 PM (oqH4h)

137 133 I do wonder what goes through the minds of people making videos of the slightest of faux pas one could imagine as if it matters...

Honestly if I saw a woman carrying stuff in a door way I'd probably hold the door but I'm an evviilll sexist pig or something. Aren't feminists arguing I'm the problem in the world not "guy that doesn't do sexist stuff"?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

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This is half of my mother-in-law's conversation.

Someone at Home Depot tried to help her, she refused to extricate herself from the encounter, and the guy didn't know what he was talking about and sent her in the wrong direction?

20 minute story about how she's the victim and it was awful.

I'm also convinced her IQ is roughly 85, so it might be a stupid people thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:58 PM (38W+X)

138 We've seen people copy and paste and re-post the whole thread.

Yeah.... yeah what idiots, who would do that? *whistles an looks around nervously*

Well, there could be a problem for Mormons since they have eternal marriages.

"There is no marriage or giving in marriage in heaven"
--Jesus

"what would that guy know anyway?"
--Joseph Smith

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (KyEAU)

139 I routinely hold open doors for everyone and no one ever complained. Of course, I live in the South.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (sFNX2)

140 Stand when she excuses herself to powder her nose

Complete aside, I think this explains the origin of why women go to the bathroom in groups: because every man at the table was supposed to stand whenever any woman rose from it.

So going to the bathroom in groups started out as consideration for the men, so they wouldn't have to stand every five minutes as individual women got up and came back.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)

141 Hold the door for the lady
Stand when she approaches the table
Stand when she excuses herself to powder her nose
Hold the chair
Hold her coat
Place yourself between her and the curb

All things my mom (who had many faults of her own) taught me as a kid.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

I learned identical lessons.

I hate that being a gentleman is so rare as to be remarkable these days, but I don't at all hate that because it's rare, I get credit for behaving as man is just supposed to behave.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (gLYp7)

142 What's triple child homicide compared to voting for Trump?!!

AWFLs everywhere

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (mseD3)

143 139 I routinely hold open doors for everyone and no one ever complained. Of course, I live in the South.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (sFNX2)

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Living in blue enclaves feels like hell, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (38W+X)

144 Social media has broken women as a whole.

And men. And children. Probably family pets, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (KyEAU)

145 Saw a video where a woman was complaining that while she was opening a door while carrying a bunch of stuff a guy came up behind her and she held the door for him and he just...said thanks and went in.

Apparently she expected he would make a big deal of instead holding the door for her since a) I'm a woman b) I'm the one carrying stuff
Posted by: 18-1


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I saw that too. She was wearing tights and doing acrobatics in front of her phone as she talked. And she worked in stage or movies or something because she was carrying costumes of some sort.
- So the guys were probably union and can not help others carry stuff
- and probably gay too
- and why the hell was she flashing her crotch so often to tell a story?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (wb0lP)

146 I remember there was an interesting event a few years ago where it turned out a psychopathy researcher was himself a psychopath.

He gave an interview and when asked if he ever wanted to harm someone commented that while he had always had very low empathy compared to those around him he saw no reason to harm other people...what would it get him?

And that's the interesting thing about the argument the psychokillers just have a mental disorder. Even if you have zero empathy there is no reason to want to harm others...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (sKqQm)

147 On behalf of the sane people in my state, I apologize.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (bFu5X)

148 A woke “black” and anti-Israel activist has been dubbed the “Palestinian Rachel Dolezal” after she was outed for being a white, Jewish woman who lied about her identity for years. Hannah Gann, a Philadelphia teacher, was forced to confess she was a “white woman of significant privilege and wealth” after fellow lefty activists grew suspicious of her background and confronted her. “I lied about my identity and have been lying for years. I have no Palestinian or Tunisian heritage,” she wrote in a self-aggrandizing apology on Instagram. “I am a white woman of significant privilege and wealth.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

149
147 On behalf of the sane people in my state, I apologize.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (bFu5X)

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You, MPPP...anyone else?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (38W+X)

150 I get credit for behaving as man is just supposed to behave.

Yeah I had a girlfriend who kept remarking about how nice I was when I was just being a decent human being to her like I was raised to be with everyone. Honestly it made me question her judgement and things didn't end well between us, but what kind of ogres was she used to??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (KyEAU)

151 Meanwhile, fellow The View co-AWFUL Sarah Haines is appalled that Patrick Clancy divorced his wife just because she had a little Oopsie Moment when she cold-bloodedly manually strangled his three infant children to death.


It's called Irreconcilable Differences. He thought their children should live long, healthy lives.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (ISZPj)

152 TJM, have you see the movie Serous Man? Only watched the first 20 minutes and am having regrets. Is it worth viewing the whole thing?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (KGj36)

153
41 days until the election
42 days until the bull is loosed

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (iLKq8)

154 So going to the bathroom in groups started out as consideration for the men, so they wouldn't have to stand every five minutes as individual women got up and came back.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (vJrRc)

I've never thought of it this way, but it makes perfect sense.

Chivalry, after all, cuts both ways.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (gLYp7)

155 The comments here explain the insanity going on with Dims up north!

It's the kuru after being a cannibal!

Plus demons, let's not forget the demons.

I am exhausted and long for a day of being a non kuru zombie with nothing to do or somewhere to be. Maybe on Friday!?

We met DIL's parents for dinner last night (we like them, I weakly explain) as they are in town. This made me further exhausted as the food was yuck. Son's MIL also talks WAY more than me, which is an accomplishment. Extra wacky from travel, we have to assume. Her family hail from Kentucky and are maybe more insane than being from MS. I guess funeral home people as there was some gory discussions before dinner.

I need to join the Carmelite nuns, is my theory today with massive stress. Where no one talks and we pray and do chores and make food to sell. This sounds much better than MAID.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:03 PM (hzuYO)

156 111 He boasted that he ate her brains and also fed some to local homeless people, including a soup one witness testified contained an intact human finger.

He was mailing it in at that point. You gotta use the sausage grinder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:52 PM (iulL+)

Rookie mistake

Posted by: The Kanamits at September 23, 2026 02:03 PM (k1E2D)

157 From previous thread:

If your life isn't defined by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, can you say that your life is even worth living?

Of course it is but only one specific scene. You know which one.

That's right. The one where he's trying to flirt with the girls in the other car and then realizes he's still wearing the dork hat.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (vTZFs)

158 It's interesting that classical culture considered empathy a normal, if not always laudable, emotion, but also considered it the wrong basis for making decisions.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (2ap+5)

159 my favorite video recently was like this:

a young lady is showing extreme signs of anxiety and fear at going down an escalator (??) and the camera shows people walking by her and ignoring her obvious distress. Finally a guy shows up and offers her help. He explains as they go down the elevator:

"Yeah I just wanted to help you so you'd get out of the way and stop blocking the escalator since this is obviously a video, where's the camera? Oh yeah there it is"

Turns out it was a skit but still, loads of fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (KyEAU)

160 - and why the hell was she flashing her crotch so often to tell a story?

Flashing boobs is now boring and bourgeoisie in our TikTok world so they've found a little southern exposure now is where it is at...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)

161 My dad told me if you are walking with a woman on a sidewalk, always walk between her and the traffic on the street.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (Oy/m2)

162 I hold the door open for everyone, man.

I don't think anyone's ever given me grief for it. Once in a while some big badass thug looking brother will give a big dumb childish smile in disbelief that some cracker would just nonchalantly hold the door for a guy like him like it's no big deal.

Occasionally I'll get stuck playing Vestibule Chicken with another person who thinks the same as me on the other set of doors. That's usually worth a good laugh with a stranger, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (aKiSo)

163 I witnessed this in person in the 70s. Dad held the door open for anyone, but this one woman went into an enraged rant at him doing so for her. He was just amused. I learned a lot from that exchange:

1) hippie chicks are insane
2) you do the right thing even if there's a cost
3) ignore the crazies and go on with your life
4) laugh at the laughable
5) a man is not dismayed about poor behavior of those they assist, he does what is right
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:56 PM (KyEAU)
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While working for a NW-based airplane company, I was headed out for lunch and held the door for four "women" who were just behind me. Turns out the local lesbian and dyke association didn't appreciate that very much and bitched that they didn't need a big strong man to hold the door for weak little ladies.
I just told them I wasn't holding the door because they were ladies, but because I was a gentleman. They went ballistic. I just laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (2WIwB)

164 And that's the interesting thing about the argument the psychokillers just have a mental disorder. Even if you have zero empathy there is no reason to want to harm others...
Posted by: 18-1


On the other hand, if they decided they did have a reason to harm others, there's no empathy to stop them.

So you have to come up with actual reasons to not.

Like, oh, "It'd make a big mess that would need to be cleaned up in order to not get caught"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (vJrRc)

165 Honestly it made me question her judgement and things didn't end well between us, but what kind of ogres was she used to??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (KyEAU)

When I was about to get married, my lady said to my mother (who we all remember is a crazy person), "Mrs. Nearsider, I just want you to know that I have never, even once in my life been mistreated by a man. Until I met your son, though, I never knew what it was to be treated well. Thank you for him."

It's one of the highest compliments I have ever received.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (gLYp7)

166 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (KyEAU)

Our kitten has an interest in what goes on on the cell phone- especially videos, but his zooming from room to room at top speed and leaping from the floor to the couch from about three feet away is just part of being a kitten. We don't do social media here. I do agree, however, just makes people nuttier and spreading their contagion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:05 PM (JrHfD)

167 My dad told me if you are walking with a woman on a sidewalk, always walk between her and the traffic on the street.
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM


Unless that puts them on your sword side.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:05 PM (4NO2D)

168 The one where he's trying to flirt with the girls in the other car and then realizes he's still wearing the dork hat.

I related to that scene deeply. Not so much the rest of the movie, though. It looked familiar from school but my peeps (the dorky D&D geeks) were not in it anywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (KyEAU)

169 Just getting an attorney and staging a defense is proof of sanity. A truly insane person wouldn't even know to stage a defense.
Posted by: Chairborne!

That's a little unfair. People have brief periods of psychosis where they lose all grip with reality, commit a horrific crime, and later, in custody, when they return to lucidity, they make the correct decision to get legal counsel.

Now, when Clancy asked for an attorney IMMEDIATELY, while still on the ground outside her windows, paralyzed? Yeah...that bitch knew what was up. Guilty.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (UirZC)

170 One of the major funders of antifa (Fergie Chambers) is living in Spain.

Spain just decided to agree to the US extradition request for Chambers for indictments he has under federal charges.

https://x.com/willchamberlain/status/
2102602842502799707

This is the sort of thing why this summer has been quiet on the protesting front. It goes far beyond cutting off USAID. Todd Blanche is using the power of the DOJ to actually prosecute America's domestic enemies who are committing federal crimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (38W+X)

171 Like, oh, "It'd make a big mess that would need to be cleaned up in order to not get caught"

I think he did say something as well about dealing with police investigations and prisons not being something he wanted.

Which makes that whole "end prisons" movement even more stupid...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

172 Yeah I had a girlfriend who kept remarking about how nice I was when I was just being a decent human being to her like I was raised to be with everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:01 PM (KyEAU)
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I grew up in the South and with the usual set of Southern man manners and courtesies ingrained into my skull since birth.

When I started dating my now-wife, her Northeastern family didn't know what the hell to do with it, lol. What I thought was basic was above and beyond to them and it basically made winning her family over like playing on easy mode.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (oqH4h)

173 In the Heart of the Sea is the true story of the whaling ship Essex, the story that inspired Moby Dick. The surviving sailors resorted to cannibalism cause it was either that or starvation.

I'd have to get pretty damn hungry before I'd resort to a Leg of Larry.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (viF8m)

174 152 TJM, have you see the movie Serous Man? Only watched the first 20 minutes and am having regrets. Is it worth viewing the whole thing?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (KGj36)

======

The Coen Brothers movie?

That movie is hilarious.

I understood the analogy of the cat in the box, so I should pass the mathematics class.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (38W+X)

175 Sonny:
"But enough about me
Let's talk about you.
What do you think of me?"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (RYmEM)

176 Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (UjdFS)

177 I routinely hold open doors for everyone and no one ever complained. Of course, I live in the South.

Same. And it's not a gender/chauvinistic thing either. We hold the door for anyone who happens to be close enough.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:07 PM (vTZFs)

178 If your life isn't defined by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, can you say that your life is even worth living?

Yes; I can say that 🙂. I have never seen that movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (JrHfD)

179 In the Heart of the Sea is the true story of the whaling ship Essex, the story that inspired Moby Dick. The surviving sailors resorted to cannibalism cause it was either that or starvation.

They claimed they only ate the already dead.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)

180 Every place I shop has an electric door.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (Cqx++)

181 All Coen Brothers movies are worth watching.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)

182 Stand when she excuses herself to powder her nose


Reminds me of a Monty Python skit (animated) about a woman at a fancy ball saying she had to powder her nose. She enters the bathroom and then there's a couple of minutes of loud, rude barnyard noises coming from it. She emerges, rejoins her date and says "My, that was refreshing!". I laughed hard.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (QSxSN)

183 181 All Coen Brothers movies are worth watching.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (4NO2D)

=======

*trips into the room and falls on its face*
-The Ladykillers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (38W+X)

184 Here. You can all use some good stuff.

My wonderful friends across the street brought over several pumpkins for the porch and flowers for outdoor planters. Very beautiful. I'm getting back to work soon including the website with pictures. I'm very blessed they moved in. Mom too.

I do a lot for them too. The cats are theirs. It's raining now so I'm having one more beer day. Snowflake's mom Starry is in now on a chair. It's cold and dreary so I'm like 'Girl, c'mon in.'

Anyways, that was nice.
There's still good in the world.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

185 >>They claimed they only ate the already dead.

Don't think that would make a material change in hunger.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (viF8m)

186 Burp!

You gonna finish that?
Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2026 01:42 PM (FhXTo)

Hell yeah! I'm havin' a ball.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:10 PM (g8Ew8)

187 Aaaaaannnnd now we see why men are staying single.
JFC.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 02:10 PM (egQ8W)

188 According to the rules of the status game, as outlined in the Ribbon Farm blog, you want to be the second person arriving at the door so you are the first to arrive at the meeting. If you arrive first, hold the door for, at most, one person, then head inside. The low status person holds the door for the whole consultant clown car of attendees.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 02:10 PM (2ap+5)

189 Sonny is just a loud mouth modern day Stepin Fetchit.

Why she is on tv is why tv is crap.

Posted by: Amos N Andy at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (ALGqY)

190 My dumb ass would probably die of starvation because i wouldn't even realize cannibalism was an option.

All standing at the pearly gates about to walk in, slap my head and say "Shit, that's right, people are made of meat too!", immediately get my ass punted back through the gates and across the Styx like there's a second to go and St.Peter is going for the game winner....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (aKiSo)

191 If viewers had any taste, ratings for the View would decline. (Except a taste for human flesh.)

Posted by: Dave at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (sbsMc)

192 The surviving sailors resorted to cannibalism cause it was either that or starvation.

They claimed they only ate the already dead.
Posted by: toby928(c)


I will admit, not having to compound the cannibalism with murder might make the cannibalism slight more palatable, in an extreme survival situation.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (vJrRc)

193 I'd have to get pretty damn hungry before I'd resort to a Leg of Larry.
Posted by: JackStraw

Leg of Larry Tartare.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (ndZc7)

194 I'd have to get pretty damn hungry before I'd resort to a Leg of Larry.

"There is absolutely no cannibalism in the Royal Navy and by none, we mean 'very little'"
--Admiral Snoon Nonesuch, BART, RNV (Ret), Mrs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (KyEAU)

195 I bet this happens a lot more often than people think. Especially in 3rd world, like China and Africa.

What better way to get rid of body, and... Free meat!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (wb0lP)

196 Sunny is working up the insanity defense for her son. He was arrested for walking on railroad tracks and resisting arrest. Sunny pulled the "do you know who I am" to try to get the officer to let the kid walk. Now she's going to say "I know insane and my son was driven temporarily I sane by a white cop"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (I6R/i)

197 Dang, CNN.

Captain Sully diagnosed with Alzheimers.

That was a quick two minutes of happiness.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (Sco7b)

198 *trips into the room and falls on its face*
-The Ladykillers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:09 PM (38W+X)

Is that the one with the horrible acting by Tom Hanks.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (Oy/m2)

199 197 Dang, CNN.

Captain Sully diagnosed with Alzheimers.

That was a quick two minutes of happiness.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (Sco7b)

=====

Junior is going to his museum on a school trip next month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (38W+X)

200 139 I routinely hold open doors for everyone and no one ever complained. Of course, I live in the South.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 23, 2026 01:59 PM (sFNX2)
**********
The South Will Rise Again!

I have never done anything but smile and thank whoever is holding the door. I hold doors and flash men. They thank me as well.

I have nevah seen any lesbo or womman libber be a jerk. Which is unfortunate as I'd tell her she was being stupid.

I did shut the door on our 5yr old psycho girl the other day. She arrived and stood in the door in her school uniform. I said come it so the bugs don't. She looked around and said there are no bugs. Then told me to shut the door so I did once she was on the porch. Wacko child. The week prior she was being selfish with her brother and after a discussion I finally asked her what Jesus would think. She calmly informed me, "He would't care." I almost laughed. She's the one that looks and acts like me and I think we are in big trouble.

We don't understand girls.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (hzuYO)

201 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (KyEAU)

Our kitten has an interest in what goes on on the cell phone- especially videos, but his zooming from room to room at top speed and leaping from the floor to the couch from about three feet away is just part of being a kitten. We don't do social media here. I do agree, however, just makes people nuttier and spreading their contagion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:05 PM (JrHfD)

My cat's interest in computer or TV is pretty much entirely swatting the tails of cats on the screen.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (uhVAy)

202 I just told them I wasn't holding the door because they were ladies, but because I was a gentleman. They went ballistic. I just laughed.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 02:04 PM (2WIwB)

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Love it!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (RYmEM)

203 Monty Python - Lifeboat sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sljSf7KVlQ

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (4NO2D)

204 Our kitten has an interest in what goes on on the cell phone

Our cat Dexter seems unable to perceive images on glass. He doesn't even notice mirrors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (KyEAU)

205 I'd have to get pretty damn hungry before I'd resort to a Leg of Larry.

"There is absolutely no cannibalism in the Royal Navy and by none, we mean 'very little'"
--Admiral Snoon Nonesuch, BART, RNV (Ret), Mrs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (KyEAU)

Its the RAF that suffers the most casualties in this area!!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)

206 What better way to get rid of body, and... Free meat!

"Ethiopian food is delicious!"
--New Yorkers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:14 PM (KyEAU)

207 Black TikToker Triggered By Continued Existence Of Cotton Fields
___

*blinks*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 23, 2026 02:15 PM (pdYbP)

208 "There's no way anyone could eat a cannonball. Not Guilty!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:15 PM (aKiSo)

209 My cat's interest in computer or TV is pretty much entirely swatting the tails of cats on the screen.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM

--‐

My GF's father hated that their cat let its tail dangle down in front of the TV set. The father did the swatting of the tail.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:15 PM (RYmEM)

210 Our cat Dexter seems unable to perceive images on glass. He doesn't even notice mirrors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


If definitely varies by cat. One of ours could recognize her own reflection, and another could see, but I don't think understand her own reflection, because she put a bunch of holes in the shrink wrap on a poster once, pawing at the reflected cat she could see in it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (vJrRc)

211 Black TikToker Triggered By Continued Existence Of Cotton Fields

She begged to know why cotton fields still exist! What can men do against such reckless stupidity?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (KyEAU)

212 Easy to blame social media but actually it's the many targeted psy ops that have "broken" women.

From Little Trayvon to MeToo to Global Warming to Hands Up to Fine People to Two Door Ford to Every TV Show and Movie to Masking and Boosting - who in the FUCK do you think all the ops were *aimed* at?

They have borne fruit and the same politicians and famous people that are quick to blame phones or social media will blame AI next when in reality you are living under an extremely obvious and yet well couched mass brainwashing event.

We are fortunate Trump knows how to cut through it. His presence has actually hidden some of the mechanism.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (/9X1x)

213 My own personal opinion is that anyone who kills another individual purposely (not in self-defense, or for valid safety reasons) is INSANE to some extent. Indifference to life is insanity. And, I don't see insanity as an exception to criminality.

This includes someone like a father whose daughter was molested by some character, and the father hunts him down an kills him. That is a crime, and I don't subscribe to the mentality that circumstances lessen the punishment. No free passes.

I don't even give a free pass to someone with a brain tumor that disallows determination of right an wrong. You do the act in whatever capacity...you do the time.

Location of the incarceration is another topic. If you are beyond the threshold of mentally ill, you serve your time in a mental facility until you are deemed "better" and then it's off to regular prison (much like Alaska's State laws).

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)

214 “One by one I picked them off.” Yes, everyone, move away on the stage from what’s her name.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (wxsGM)

215 If these views are held by twenty percent of the population, civilization is over.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (ocdC9)

216 Our kitten has an interest in what goes on on the cell phone

Our cat Dexter seems unable to perceive images on glass. He doesn't even notice mirrors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (KyEAU)

I'm sure they can, but know it is an image and not another cat. I had a cat that would ignore his image but would sometimes try and 'dig' at the edges of the mirror to get into that extra room on the other side.

When I had videos on a tv screen more a couple of the cats would peek behind the screen to make sure nothing real was back there once in a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)

217 I took a flight over the Andes from Brazil to Peru. They made us sign a form acknowledging the potential danger. I scanned the waiting area looking for soccer players.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (viF8m)

218 217 I took a flight over the Andes from Brazil to Peru. They made us sign a form acknowledging the potential danger. I scanned the waiting area looking for soccer players.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (viF8m)

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Did you come out...

Alive?

*cool stinger music*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (38W+X)

219 no one will ever read what i write

because sid's ass is too good

Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (NcjJv)

220 Its the RAF that suffers the most casualties in this area!!
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)

The best part is when they crash, the meat is usually pre-cooked.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (g8Ew8)

221 Now Paul, I could eat.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (viF8m)

222 Otay. Seems exceptionally queasy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (KGj36)

223 You see my ass getting the vapors over boats still existing because someone or another in my family tree was once a galley slave to some viking or whatever?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (aKiSo)

224 Was nap time but have to get moving

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Ia/+0)

225 211 Black TikToker Triggered By Continued Existence Of Cotton Fields

She begged to know why cotton fields still exist! What can men do against such reckless stupidity?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:16 PM (KyEAU

All I can offer is interracial spanking.
If she's cute.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (Sco7b)

226 217 I took a flight over the Andes from Brazil to Peru. They made us sign a form acknowledging the potential danger. I scanned the waiting area looking for soccer players.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:17 PM (viF8m)

Did they have a form for potential shoot downs by ex WWI German aces trying for one last kill?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)

227 223 You see my ass getting the vapors over boats still existing because someone or another in my family tree was once a galley slave to some viking or whatever?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:19 PM (aKiSo)

======

Were you deeply maleducated into thinking that ships only existed to find use for slaves and the world around is trying to make you a slave again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (38W+X)

228 When I started dating my now-wife, her Northeastern family didn't know what the hell to do with it, lol. What I thought was basic was above and beyond to them and it basically made winning her family over like playing on easy mode.
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (oqH4h)
*********
I was still saying "ma'am and sir" when I met my Long Island inlaws.

I have stopped saying this as a ma'am myself now. Sons had to say it to my grandmothers when they were small and visiting MS from FL, who are not Southern peoples.

I could easily sit down at a state dinner at Windsor with the King and all the royals and not be concerned with my manners or what fork to use.

It's a great pity I don't encounter many liberals who irritate me and put me on the national news. I'm kept at home to stay out of trouble. I should get out more and ruffle feathers. This would involve driving to a city and nope as I'd be attacked by an unhoused.

Who started this unhoused crap? why is it any better than homeless?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (hzuYO)

229 Hmmm, I sense the malodor of bullshit. She is trying to both steal attention and say she did the opposite f this guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

230 Did you come out...

Alive?

*cool stinger music*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM (38W+X)

A good friend of mine was in that one.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (/9X1x)

231 Feminists have for years taught women how to exploit the traditional tendencies of men. Everything from sex, courtesy, courage, polite tendencies and demurral. Men were rewarded with a takeover of their jobs, undermine their role in the family, murdering their progeny in the womb, and apparently after they’re born, turning their sons into girls, or at least neutering them to become effeminate stepford husbands and generally abusing their societal roles.

Some women should remember that when the door gets slammed on the face, some former gentlemen refuses to pick up your suitcase and says “I’m good”, tells you to F off when you support a child murderer or abortion, refuses to let his son be turned into a fag, or waives goodbye when you try to replace God with yourself.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (DGgho)

232 Our cat Dexter seems unable to perceive images on glass. He doesn't even notice mirrors.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 02:12 PM (KyEAU)

That's a great cat name!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (2WIwB)

233 Hey, Paul! Fuck off!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (g8Ew8)

234 Hmmm.... any way to verify she was on that Jury at all?

She is living in her own little bubble of unreality... I'll bet this whole thing is a lie.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)

235 There's a reason the Bible is so hard on women. They are just displaying over and over again they shouldn't be in charge of really anything.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (FAUyE)

236 A good friend of mine was in that one.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (/9X1x)

_____________________

I know that guy. He was credited as the "drumstick."

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)

237 >>A good friend of mine was in that one.

Movie or plane?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

238 It's a great pity I don't encounter many liberals who irritate me and put me on the national news. I'm kept at home to stay out of trouble. I should get out more and ruffle feathers. This would involve driving to a city and nope as I'd be attacked by an unhoused.

Who started this unhoused crap? why is it any better than homeless?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:21 PM (hzuYO)

Its actually a little worse, sympathy wise. But the leftists have to rename everything every few years so they can retype their old papers and articles and not get flagged for plagiarism.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)

239 All of the view wimmens are "living in their own bubble." Some therapist is missing out on a huge payday with that bunch of insane nutters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 02:23 PM (2Cry5)

240 Hmmm.... any way to verify she was on that Jury at all?

She is living in her own little bubble of unreality... I'll bet this whole thing is a lie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (mP0Kj)

or that she was the holdout. Stolen valor is big on the left.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:24 PM (uhVAy)

241 Were you deeply maleducated into thinking that ships only existed to find use for slaves and the world around is trying to make you a slave again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (38W+X)

Magellan was just some golem made in a laboratory on Patmos during the Fenno-Korean Hyperwar. H8r.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:24 PM (aKiSo)

242 or that she was the holdout. Stolen valor is big on the left.
Posted by: Oldcat

==

You mean it wasnt Tim Walz that stood in front of that tank at Tianammen Square?

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:25 PM (FAUyE)

243 219 The USA political map looks so bad for Trumpets that all Ace can do is post weird news items
Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 02:18 PM

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I'm picturing millions of Americans who didn't vote for Republicans in the midterms, stumbling around like turn on nickelson in Bridge on the river Kwai, asking, "What have I done?"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 02:25 PM (RYmEM)

244 241 Were you deeply maleducated into thinking that ships only existed to find use for slaves and the world around is trying to make you a slave again?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 02:20 PM (38W+X)

Magellan was just some golem made in a laboratory on Patmos during the Fenno-Korean Hyperwar. H8r.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:24 PM (aKiSo)

I thought Sir Francis Drake circumcised the globe in a 100 foot clipper...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (l3cgK)

245 TJM - Congratulations
if nothing else it will be easier for me to keep up now

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (Ia/+0)

246 231 Feminists have for years taught women how to exploit the traditional tendencies of men. Everything from sex, courtesy, courage, polite tendencies and demurral. Men were rewarded with a takeover of their jobs, undermine their role in the family, murdering their progeny in the womb, and apparently after they’re born, turning their sons into girls, or at least neutering them to become effeminate stepford husbands and generally abusing their societal roles.

Some women should remember that when the door gets slammed on the face, some former gentlemen refuses to pick up your suitcase and says “I’m good”, tells you to F off when you support a child murderer or abortion, refuses to let his son be turned into a fag, or waives goodbye when you try to replace God with yourself.
Posted by: Vengeance



Agree 100%.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (W2Pud)

247 or that she was the holdout. Stolen valor is big on the left.
Posted by: Oldcat

==

You mean it wasnt Tim Walz that stood in front of that tank at Tianammen Square?
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:25 PM (FAUyE)

he was driving the tank.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:26 PM (uhVAy)

248 Nobody has manners anymore. They don’t even know how to act properly in most social situations because so many of them learned everything they know from social media, and have very little human interactions to begin with.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 02:27 PM (DGgho)

249 or that she was the holdout. Stolen valor is big on the left.

See the NY Post link above. Her story appears legit. Yeah, I was surprised too.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 02:28 PM (vTZFs)

250 There's a reason the Bible is so hard on women. They are just displaying over and over again they shouldn't be in charge of really anything.
Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (FAUyE)

House Cleaning, cooking, and helping the hubby raise kids. That should be their priority.

Then they can pursue hobbies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 02:29 PM (g8Ew8)

251 When I do something for someone and they don’t say thank you,
I say you’re welcome, anyway.

Gets the point across.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (W2Pud)

252 Its actually a little worse, sympathy wise. But the leftists have to rename everything every few years so they can retype their old papers and articles and not get flagged for plagiarism.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:23 PM (uhVAy)
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I realize that many homeless are mentally ill and/or addicted to drugs and like roughing it (as the Brits say).

As a RN in the ED I saw this. Free meds (antibiotics) and a hotel room (with prostitutes) for a few days. They refused a house as they had to do chores and were on lists. The ED is a revolving door for the homeless.

I have urges to yell out my car window at our one scruffy guy on his corner with the trappings and a cell phone. I want to know why he has a cell phone yet needs a few bucks. I control these urges as I am always with my husband when I see the guy in an affluent area.

I never see anyone giving him money, thank goodness. He needs to go to the city with the rest of them and soup kitchens, needles, etc, yada. Or simply a bus ticket to MA. I might ask him this one day when the moon is full.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 02:30 PM (hzuYO)

253 Nood Jack Smith

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)

254 Nood. JACK smitty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

255 Yeah. The cops would have been asking me to explain the boot marks on her crushed throat.

Boating accident.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:40 PM (viF8m)

That was no boating accident!!

Posted by: Hooper at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (hmYU4)

256 "Can you tell me what's in the soup?

'Parsley, sage, Rose Mary and thyme..."

Posted by: Simon and Garfunkle's Reunion Concert for the Unhoused in Central Park at September 23, 2026 02:32 PM (47/pr)

257 took a flight over the Andes from Brazil to Peru. They made us sign a form acknowledging the potential danger. I scanned the waiting area looking for soccer players.
Posted by: JackStraw

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (iulL+)

258 I am not sure I care to see Jack Smith nude
Strung up is a different story

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (Ia/+0)

259 99% of "manners" is just remembering that the other person is also a person.

Hold a door because it's a gesture of service. Say Sir or Ma'am to everyone because it's an acknowledgement that you're willing to be of service regardless of who they are.

Conversely, any formality that has nothing to do with the other person's humanity is really not "manners', anyway, is it? It's just a fad or some kind of cheap grace.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 02:35 PM (aKiSo)

260 Rolling out the red carpet.

British government mobilizes HUNDREDS of police and defense units to protect migrant boat from British protesters

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (ndZc7)


Labour has a lot of immigrants to import before 2029.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:53 PM (38W+X)

Time to help re-arm the British population.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 23, 2026 02:38 PM (hmYU4)

261 195 I bet this happens a lot more often than people think. Especially in 3rd world, like China and Africa.

What better way to get rid of body, and... Free meat!
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 02:11 PM (wb0lP)
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I think in Viet Nam it was referred to a 'long pig.'

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 02:42 PM (JNTt1)

262 I know that guy. He was credited as the "drumstick."

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 02:22 PM (dIske)

LOL

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 02:44 PM (/9X1x)

263 If your life isn't defined by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, can you say that your life is even worth living?

Yes; I can say that 🙂. I have never seen that movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 02:08 PM (JrHfD)

I have the DVD if you'd like to borrow it.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 23, 2026 03:06 PM (hmYU4)

Variety: CNN Mood "Like a Funeral" After Paramount/Skydance Takeover

But their ratings are so good, why should they worry?

CNN Mood 'Like a Funeral' as Paramount's Warner Bros. Win Casts New Haze on Next Steps


Just when staffers at CNN thought the news giant's path to the future was becoming more clear, new fog has set in.

In recent weeks, the Warner Bros. Discovery outlet appeared to have found its groove. Yes, its linear ratings are down noticeably from the era when it won notice for its aggressive coverage of President Trump's first term, and there are serious questions about whether they will ever come back. But the company appeared to be making some gains with digital audiences with its recently launched "CNN All Access" subscription service, where CNN has been testing new programming formats.

LOL. Their ratings are in the crapper but they're making "some gains" with digital.

Like CNN Plus. You remember CNN Plus, right?

On the traditional side, despite the viewership challenges, CNN has seen personnel like Abby Phillip and Harry Enten gain some traction.

"Some" traction.

This propagandist is really straining to find ways to claim that CNN is performing well in "some" ways. They say that Warner Bros. claims that CNN will post a profit this year, but I've heard Disney's Bob Iger claiming everything is going great at the Groomer Network, so I don't put much stock in corporate predictions of plenty.

Now for the truth:

...


The mood at CNN is "like a funeral," says one person familiar with the operation.

CNN personnel have reason to worry. Paramount's management of CBS News has been controversial, and has not been good for the business of the news unit. Changes made under Bari Weiss, installed last year as editor in chief, have brought unnecessary scrutiny to news reports, and anchors have made public entreaties on Instagram when people post notes suggesting that Weiss' background as a digital entrepreneur and provocative opinion writer have muddied the newsgathering at the network.

The right has brought "scrutiny" to left-wing media reporting for 40+ years but this was never before seen as a problem. Now that lefties are complaining about editorial decisions, it's a National Concern.


...

But staffers are also concerned about the company's business plans being changed -- yet again. "What an enormous loss and disruption it would be to shuffle leadership for the umpteenth time in the midst -- finally -- of reshaping the business," says one CNN staffer.

Expert opinion: Companies that are performing well are not subject to frequent leadership changes, just as winning teams aren't frequently subjected to new coaching staffs.


CNN employees have reason to wring their hands....

Without a boost from new digital revenue, CNN's business will likely decline, according to projections from Kagan, a market-research unit of S&P Global Intelligence. CNN's cash flow is seen falling to $735.3 million in 2027, according to Kagan, down nearly 10% from $815.9 million in 2025. A projected spike in 2026 is due to midterm election coverage, which typically draws broader audiences. Advertising is projected to fall about 6.6% to $457.6 million in 2027, according to Kagan, compared with $489.8 million in 2025. Cash from distribution, however, is expected to keep rising.

CNN must also grapple with how much independence it will have under Paramount. Paramount Skydance CEO has put CBS News into unorthodox situations by holding a private dinner with personnel from the news division and the Trump administration and by hiring a factotum ombudsman to monitor CBS who has staunch partisan ties.

It's not unusual for "news" personnel to meet with politicians, as Jake Tapper could tell you of his fly-fishing with Gavin Newsom or freindship-building dinners with Anthony Fauci.

But what is unacceptable is meeting with conservative politicians.

News rivals wonder why CBS News seems so eager to put U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth into so many of its programs -- he was a big "get" interview during Tony Dokoupil's first "CBS Evening News" telecast and appeared on last week's season premiere of "60 Minutes" -- when Hegseth's Pentagon has been so hostile to traditional press outlets.

Yeah why would a "news" organization want to interview the Secretary of War during a war? Inconceivable!

Now on to the deal struck with the left-wing AGs -- which they admit is largely just a paper notion on a press release.

The solution -- for now -- is to be found in the formation of a board designed to govern both CNN and CBS News. Under the terms of an agreement unveiled Monday between Paramount and a set of attorneys general who were blocking the merger, this board is expected to set up guiding principles for "accuracy, independence, fairness and journalistic integrity."

...

Such bodies have proven largely ineffectual in the past.

More: CNN staffers are in "a panic."

"People are very nervous," one CNN staffer told the outlet. "It's dark. It's like when you do hurricane coverage. You see the storm spinning off the coast of Haiti and moving towards Florida and you're just waiting and you're like, 'Oh, s--t'."

"Bloodbath coming, including at CNN," a TV executive confided. "That's the next big step -- slashing and burning," while others also drew death-by-takeover comparisons.

The outbreak of fear and loathing at CNN goes back as far as June this year when, as Breitbart News reported, many CNN employees were so worried over the evolving merger they turned their boss's office into a makeshift "psychiatrist's couch," according to a report.

CNN staffers were worried over Paramount boss David Ellison's connections to Trump -- as well as that of Ellison's father, Larry, who is a huge Trump donor.

...

Now their worst nightmares have been realised.

Hello! Happy Midweek!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:24 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (bFu5X)

2 HAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (N1DT3)

3 Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (2UnvF)

4 Mmmmmmm.... Schadenfreude.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (N1DT3)

5 S' up, Ace?

The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (bFu5X)

6 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

7 Tangential news:

Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY

Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)

8 Is there an address where I can send them all booze, pills and unassembled rope?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)

9 Party's over at CNN. So sad. NOT.

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (5rh/l)

10 Quivering lower lips...

What mewling bitches.

Learn to Code, dildos. Learn to code.

You could even learn to code dildos if you wanted. I'm sure that's a thing now.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (gLYp7)

11 Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY

Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)

That's great news.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:27 PM (N1DT3)

12 If only it was a real funeral.

For CNN.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 12:27 PM (2Cry5)

13 >>>S' up, Ace?

s'up brah

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (1wjle)

14 "People are very nervous," one CNN staffer told the outlet. "It's dark. It's like when you do hurricane coverage. You see the storm spinning off the coast of Haiti and moving towards Florida and you're just waiting and you're like, 'Oh, s--t'."

Who are these people who end up at CNN?!?!

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (Oy/m2)

15 Harry Enten and Scott Jennings will be fine

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (2ap+5)

16 11 Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY

Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)

That's great news.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:27 PM (N1DT3)

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And I have hope that it'll get a 4K disc release from Criterion. Netflix releases many of the streamer's bigger director-driven films on disc (Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein is the most recent, but they've also done his Pinocchio, The Irishman, Roma, and a few others).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (38W+X)

17 I looked it up a few weeks ago.

CNN's ratings were about 670,000 people.

Including the incarcerated and trapped viewer's at airports.

And given the US population, that sucks. I follow young, pretty actresses with more followers.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (Sco7b)

18 Second look at CNN+ for the useless deadweight staff?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 12:29 PM (E2K/A)

19 It turns out that CNN was never an apple nor a banana. It's a lemon.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (0MjtC)

20 I will continue to diligently not watch cnn. But it is nice to hear they are suffering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (ElWmm)

21 Such bodies have proven largely ineffectual in the past.
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Yeah, because despite what those in power would like us to believe *facts* are different than opinions, and facts aren't subject to committee approval--they merely exist.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (TN0g+)

22 Isn't this the point in time when the media staffers usually compare themselves to victims of historical events?

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (dIske)

23 Now their worst nightmares have been realised.

1. Faggy UK spelling of realized.

B. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (bFu5X)

24 22 Isn't this the point in time when the media staffers usually compare themselves to victims of historical events?

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (dIske)

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The Holodomor?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:30 PM (38W+X)

25 HLN is pretty much Forensic Files 24/7. I suppose they can put that on CNN also.

Posted by: True Crime Junkie at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (Fn+3X)

26 Please no CNN and funeral jokes. We are better than that.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (/9X1x)

27 26 Please no CNN and funeral jokes. We are better than that.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (/9X1x)

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You think way too highly of us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM (38W+X)

28 >>>S' up, Ace?

s'up brah
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM


Work. Waiting on several days of crappy weather about to hit. Standard New England Autumn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM (bFu5X)

29
Fun to watch commie state A.G.'s freaking out over their propaganda monopoly being euthanized.

Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)

30 >>>Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.

yeah that looked kinda cute. we'll see if Sam Rockwell can finally lead a successful movie.

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)

31 Just imagine how depressed Goebbels' staff was in early 1945....same energy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (s1VwS)

32 237 Most of the hysteria promoted by the left has the result of reducing births.

Posted by: Black JEM
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In 68 Tricky Dicki was back and so they dreamed up the population bomb.

1968 Paul Ehrlich, Stanford professor says that we’re all going to be dead in 10 years by the Malthusian overpopulation trap. So all of you go out and adopt one baby and have one or better yet have none and we destroyed the fertility rate.

And then Reagan was running for re-election in 84 and he was going to win against a weak Mondale and they got the – what are we gonna do? - what are we gonna do? We’ve already done the population –
Ah, I know what we’re going to do, Nuclear winter…..

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (iLKq8)

33 30 >>>Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.

yeah that looked kinda cute. we'll see if Sam Rockwell can finally lead a successful movie.

Posted by: ace at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)

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I just discovered that he played Bob Fosse in a limited series about him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (38W+X)

34 I tell people this all the time, view things through the long view. What happens with deals like this, and power currently in the hands of Republicans when the other side takes over?

The simple answer is they will turn these powers in the other direction and use them as weapons. Because that what Democrats and their media dick warmers do.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 12:33 PM (yv1Au)

35 CNN? Funeral?

Yikes on bikes!!!

Posted by: lesbian long-covid survivor on BlueSky at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (1wjle)

36 Will it be Open Casket?

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Fn+3X)

37 Please no CNN and funeral jokes. We are better than that.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:31 PM (/9X1x)

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You think way too highly of us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM


He's right, TJM. They should be in the form of limericks or haiku. A Smart Military Blog is above mere prose jokes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)

38 I love the idea of all of them bopping around, miserable, trying to cope. Trying to figure out how everything got so sepulchral so fast.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (gLYp7)

39 They play Texas Holodomor on Poker Stars Ukraine. No matter which cards you get dealt, you lose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (ElWmm)

40 Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

Looks interesting. At least it's not Madagascar 27. I wonder what's the point of hiring "name" actors for voice roles. I mean, is there a real block of people who are going to say "Yeah, I was going to give it a pass but I really want to hear Sam Rockwell's voice?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)

41 The threads been alive a bit. I have stuff to do but GatewayPundit had THIS.

Lol GhettoApes going wild.


Newly released law enforcement bodycam footage obtained by the California Post reveals a chaotic 4:20 a.m. confrontation outside Miami’s notorious 24-hour strip club and nightclub E11EVEN, where officers were forced to draw a taser directly at WNBA player Paige Bueckers.

The wild incident, which occurred on March 5th following a championship party, resulted in the arrest of Bueckers and Dallas Wings teammate Arike Ogunbowale

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)

42 The theater kids have a sadz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:35 PM (RIvkX)

43 >> Under the terms of an agreement unveiled Monday between Paramount and a set of attorneys general who were blocking the merger, this board is expected to set up guiding principles for "accuracy, independence, fairness and journalistic integrity."

I laughed so hard I puked. The media is constantly reminding us how fair, accurate and independent they are. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (yv1Au)

44 Just imagine how depressed Goebbels' staff was in early 1945....same energy.

Are you kidding? Kolberg was getting boffo reviews!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (guGkK)

45 Yikes on bikes!!!
Posted by: lesbian long-covid survivor on BlueSky at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM


That story is still equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (bFu5X)

46 36 Will it be Open Casket?
Posted by: Goodbury and Graves at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (Fn+3X)

or a urinal?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (s1VwS)

47 40 Looks interesting. At least it's not Madagascar 27. I wonder what's the point of hiring "name" actors for voice roles. I mean, is there a real block of people who are going to say "Yeah, I was going to give it a pass but I really want to hear Sam Rockwell's voice?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)

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It's the fault of Shrek.

Before that, voice actors were their own thing. After the success of the film with names like Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, and Eddie Murphy, every animated movie needed big names to help sell the film in marketing's mind.

It's a stupid subsection of the movie star myth that Hollywood should let go of.

But, as ace obliquely made mention of: Sam Rockwell is not a real movie star. He's a recognizable actor who acts in movies, but he has no box office draw.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (38W+X)

48 Please no CNN and funeral jokes. We are better than that.

You must be new here. There are donuts in the break room on Fridays. If you bring 'em.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (vTZFs)

49 Kara Swisher Says She's Leaving CNN Following Ellison Merger. She is peacing out of CNN. It's been real, it's been fun, but it sucks to have legacy media owned by right wing billionaires

That is so sad to hear but so happy to hear that some have morals and not conform.  I enjoyed every minute. 👌

Most of the great journalists and reporters at CNN will never conform. NEVER. Truth will prevail. F Ellison.

It's so funny watching the Dems sit silent on this issue after folding. Keep pretending it's for any other reason than enriching themselves. They ain't playing 4D chess you sound like a maga with that crap

Hey stupid, the republicans are playing into their hands. The way to really screw someone over is to fuck them with their own dick. We are better off without hourly speeches from dumbfuck.
And people like you would vote against democrats if they were blocking the gas chamber for you. Grow up

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

50 44 Just imagine how depressed Goebbels' staff was in early 1945....same energy.

Are you kidding? Kolberg was getting boffo reviews!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (guGkK)

snort

nice one

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (s1VwS)

51 CNN Mood 'Like a Funeral'
There was booze and finger food?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (dEqns)

52 48 Please no CNN and funeral jokes. We are better than that.

You must be new here. There are donuts in the break room on Fridays. If you bring 'em.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (vTZFs)

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If you get there before Todd.

Fucking Todd...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (38W+X)

53 He's right, TJM. They should be in the form of limericks or haiku. A Smart Military Blog is above mere prose jokes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)

Trump 45, well he sucked,
Said the Left, telling us to get fucked
So he took 4 years off
But Joe's brain got too soft
Now Trump's back - y'all should have ducked!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (gLYp7)

54 ...CNN has seen personnel like Abby Phillip and Harry Enten gain some traction
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Sure, Jan. Abby Phillip is dumb as a post but plays "Slay, Kween!" on TV.

Harry Enten is a nebbish. Look it up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (RIvkX)

55 Is"CNN All Access" anything like CNN Plus?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 12:38 PM (Cqx++)

56 49 Kara Swisher Says She's Leaving CNN Following Ellison Merger. She is peacing out of CNN. It's been real, it's been fun, but it sucks to have legacy media owned by right wing billionaires

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

=====

Better to have the NYT owned by a Mexican billionaire with cartel ties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:38 PM (38W+X)

57 "Bloodbath coming, including at CNN," a TV executive confided.
===

Empty promises!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (RIvkX)

58 Huh. There is a lot of paramount woke shit. Weiss has not exactly turned CBS news into Alex Jones Central. But the biggest outcry seems to be that they are under ANY editorial scrutiny whatsoever.

Why do these people mind people checking their work? Confident people usually do not have that problem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

59 duh, we all know why abby phillips is gaining traction: not because of her, because of Jennings

Posted by: docweasel at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (IuCAX)

60 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:32 PM (38W+X)
___________________________

I looking forward to "Wild Horse Nine"

https://tinyurl.com/523b4hz4

Martin McDonagh has a good track record, and it's a solid cast. (Rockwell, Malkovich, Buscemi...)

Bonus: Mark Rufalo left the cast, and they replaced him with Buscemi. I'm starting to wonder if Rufalo is box office poison, and they've figured that out.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (dIske)

61 Fucking Todd...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (38W+X)

He doesn't even know why the carpet's all wet.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (gLYp7)

62 47 40 Looks interesting. At least it's not Madagascar 27. I wonder what's the point of hiring "name" actors for voice roles. I mean, is there a real block of people who are going to say "Yeah, I was going to give it a pass but I really want to hear Sam Rockwell's voice?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (vTZFs)

======

It's the fault of Shrek.

Before that, voice actors were their own thing. After the success of the film with names like Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, and Eddie Murphy, every animated movie needed big names to help sell the film in marketing's mind.

It's a stupid subsection of the movie star myth that Hollywood should let go of.

But, as ace obliquely made mention of: Sam Rockwell is not a real movie star. He's a recognizable actor who acts in movies, but he has no box office draw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:36 PM (38W+X)

Oh celebrity voice actors (and the controversy of hiring them instead of pros) goes further back. Transformers The Movie had Orson Wells, The Hobbit had Richard Boone. Disney's Miyazaki dubs mostly had 'name' actors with....uneven results.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (s1VwS)

63 57 "Bloodbath coming, including at CNN," a TV executive confided.
===

Empty promises!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (RIvkX)

*pouts*

Posted by: Elizabeth Bathory at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Y/06r)

64 Most of the great journalists and reporters at CNN will never conform. NEVER. Truth will prevail.

Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

Journalists??? Where?

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Oy/m2)

65 58 Huh. There is a lot of paramount woke shit. Weiss has not exactly turned CBS news into Alex Jones Central. But the biggest outcry seems to be that they are under ANY editorial scrutiny whatsoever.

Why do these people mind people checking their work? Confident people usually do not have that problem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

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One of Skydance's newest live action films is Mayday, released on AppleTV.

It's an exercise in moral relativism between the US and the USSR that includes a lesbian character for little reason.

Just because the left freaks out about something doesn't make it true. Ellison may be open to supporting Trump, but he doesn't exactly run Skydance like The Daily Wire's film division.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (38W+X)

66 Still waiting to see Christiane Amanpour working the Wendy's drive-through window.

Posted by: A Man Can Dream at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Fn+3X)

67 CNN: Putting the "Fun" in Funeral

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)

68 66 Still waiting to see Christiane Amanpour working the Wendy's drive-through window.
Posted by: A Man Can Dream at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (Fn+3X)

Or a glory hole in the park

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (s1VwS)

69 here's an idea for cnn: drop you most left leaning prime time featured personality and replace him/her with a genuine conservative. see if your ratings improve after 3 to six months: if so try again

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

70
IMPORTANT: I know I'm not everyone's cup of my tea here, but please disregard the source, because I have a friend who everyone here *would* like.

This dude is a veteran, a devout Christian, a small business owner, and a father of *ten* children.

I just learned that, on Easter of all days, his 3-year-old daughter suffered a terrible accident. By the grace of G-d, she survived, but is still very hurt and in a very difficult recovery.

Their family can use all the prayers they can get.

And if any of y'all could see your way clear to helping in this corporeal realm, he has a GFM to help with her medical care:

https://gofund.me/45c78cbec

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (4x8xD)

71 Have you ever seen Kara Swisher? Yikes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (RIvkX)

72 60 I looking forward to "Wild Horse Nine"

https://tinyurl.com/523b4hz4

Martin McDonagh has a good track record, and it's a solid cast. (Rockwell, Malkovich, Buscemi...)

Bonus: Mark Rufalo left the cast, and they replaced him with Buscemi. I'm starting to wonder if Rufalo is box office poison, and they've figured that out.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (dIske)

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I like McDonaugh's movies. I've heard good things about this one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (38W+X)

73 I don't know how to comment on the right-hand column, but here goes... Richard Harris made an awesome appearance on Letterman, evidently in Jan 1994. I was in high school and must've caught it by accident, as I've rarely in life watched late night shows. He tells 3 great stories and the 3rd involved him and O'Toole (about 9 mins into the link below). Hilarious. It's bad resolution, but you can hear and mostly see everything. Whole thing is funny...

"Madame, if you think I'm drunk, wait until O'Toole comes out..."

https://tinyurl.com/378breud

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (Bhsk7)

74 Transformers The Movie had Orson Wells

To be fair, if that's the voice you want for your character, you're not getting from anyone else.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (vTZFs)

75 62 Oh celebrity voice actors (and the controversy of hiring them instead of pros) goes further back. Transformers The Movie had Orson Wells, The Hobbit had Richard Boone. Disney's Miyazaki dubs mostly had 'name' actors with....uneven results.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (s1VwS)

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It's not that Shrek was the first to do stunt voice casting with a big name, just that it started the trend where every animated film needed a recognizable name.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (38W+X)

76 It's the fault of Shrek

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


I thought it started earlier than that, when Disney used Robin William's name to promote Aladdin despite his specific request that they not do that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)

77 The wild incident, which occurred on March 5th following a championship party, resulted in the arrest of Bueckers and Dallas Wings teammate Arike Ogunbowale
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They dropped the charges a month later. We will continue to get bad behavior if nobody enforces the rules.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

78 Please no CNN and bloodbath jokes. We are better than that.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (/9X1x)

79 I'm not a poet...

Winter sadness strikes
CNN going to hell
Casting couches weep.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (Sco7b)

80 Have been worried about losing their jobs since June, four months ago?

I wonder how many of them have been sounding out the market for employment elsewhere? Or are they all just entitled little snots whose concept of job loss is unpossible?

Posted by: NeighSayer at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (bufu1)

81 Oh no... Well anyway.....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (+gK6I)

82 HLN is pretty much Forensic Files 24/7. I suppose they can put that on CNN also.

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If they changed it back to "CNN Headline News " and brought back Van Earl Wright to give the sports update, that might actually increase the ratings.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (E2K/A)

83 Well I'm sure all of these overpaid and soon-to-be-unemployed (and unemployable) CNN douche nozzles were smart and invested their money wisely, right? RIGHT???

Posted by: Travis Kelce Investment Advisors, LLC, A Fly By Night Cayman Islands Enterprise at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (XVMoQ)

84 75 62 Oh celebrity voice actors (and the controversy of hiring them instead of pros) goes further back. Transformers The Movie had Orson Wells, The Hobbit had Richard Boone. Disney's Miyazaki dubs mostly had 'name' actors with....uneven results.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:40 PM (s1VwS)

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It's not that Shrek was the first to do stunt voice casting with a big name, just that it started the trend where every animated film needed a recognizable name.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (38W+X)

I think the Mouse was courting controversy with that back in the 90's. I know Tim Curry got some pushback on his early voice work until he established that he could actually ACT with his voice alone.

I'll buy that Shrek kicked the trend into high gear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)

85 Please no CNN and bloodbath jokes. We are better than that.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (/9X1x)


Yeah... we're not...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (gLYp7)

86 CNN employees were so worried over the evolving merger they turned their boss's office into a makeshift "psychiatrist's couch,"


Wimps.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (2WIwB)

87 Every time anyone mentions CNN's whining and larping as real news, they should also remind everyone of how Eason Jordan fessed up after the 2003 invasion that they'd covered up the kidnap and torture of their stringers and local crew in Iraq to retain access.

Fuck CNN.

Posted by: heya at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (M476G)

88 Maybe.... Soon Anderson Cooper have to blow other men for money, not just for fun?

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (gZceY)

89 So a "news organization" puts out hard left wing drek for 30 years, loses 70% of its peak audience, and whose on air "talent" generally pisses off 60% of the population that is forced to watch (airports, Dr. Offices, etc.) is going through a restructuring?!? Why that absolutely flabbers my gaster. No wonder the CNN types hate Capitalism so much - they can't make it. They can't make it because they suck dog ass as a news network and as a propaganda network they suck because they aren't convincing, just irritating. I think it would be great to see CNN spun off and be forced to live on its own.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (JNTt1)

90 74 Transformers The Movie had Orson Wells

To be fair, if that's the voice you want for your character, you're not getting from anyone else.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (vTZFs)

Yeah, him and Boone had great voices, for sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (s1VwS)

91 74 Transformers The Movie had Orson Wells

To be fair, if that's the voice you want for your character, you're not getting from anyone else.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (vTZFs)

I saw that, in the theater when it came out. Maybe 11 or 12. Unicron's voice shook the room.

Damn, that film was memorable- and not because of the voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

92 CNN has had its strong anti trump position taken by Fox news

Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (g1Etd)

93
Newly released law enforcement bodycam footage obtained by the California Post reveals a chaotic 4:20 a.m. confrontation outside Miami’s notorious 24-hour strip club and nightclub E11EVEN, where officers were forced to draw a taser directly at WNBA player Paige Bueckers.

The wild incident, which occurred on March 5th following a championship party, resulted in the arrest of Bueckers and Dallas Wings teammate Arike Ogunbowale
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b)



Scissor me timbers!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 23, 2026 12:45 PM (K3AJS)

94 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 12:41 PM (4x8xD)
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Done and a prayer for Anja daughter of Anne

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)

95 CNN employees were so worried over the evolving merger they turned their boss's office into a makeshift "psychiatrist's couch,"


Wimps.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (2WIwB)


It's BYOBB

Bring your own blankie and binkie

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (guGkK)

96 "muddied the newsgathering at the network"

newsgathering? more like newsfabricating...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (euLGA)

97 Rule #1: Don't insert yourself into the story.
Rulle #2: Bon't become the story.

Fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (2WIwB)

98 76 I thought it started earlier than that, when Disney used Robin William's name to promote Aladdin despite his specific request that they not do that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)

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Robin Williams' casting and unauthorized promotion of that by Disney didn't start the trend. There was another decade of Disney films after that where no names were voicing Belle (Paige O'Hara) or Quasimodo (Tom Hulce).

Matthew Broderick's name wasn't used on the poster of The Lion King.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (38W+X)

99 11 Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY

Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (38W+X)

That's great news.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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It appears, since it is difficult for Hollywood to produce a palatable non-DEI motion picture, that a move to animation would be a viable alternative.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (iLKq8)

100 Hey Paul, "strong" and "CNN" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (guGkK)

101 Kara Swisher? Is that the one that looks like Buddy Holly? Or how Buddy Holly used to look?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (r7+Q7)

102 Hump DAAAAAAAAY!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (W2Pud)

103 Afternoon Ace.
Abby Phillip is gaining traction? Kind of like sand in your swim trunks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (I6R/i)

104 84 I'll buy that Shrek kicked the trend into high gear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)

======

Just look at the cast for Over the Hedge.

Bruce Willis, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (38W+X)

105 1986. So I would have been 11.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)

106 70 IMPORTANT: I know I'm not everyone's cup of my tea here

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The horde ain't tea drinkers and you are universally beloved.

Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)

107 79 I'm not a poet...

Winter sadness strikes
CNN going to hell
Casting couches weep.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:43 PM (Sco7b)
_______________________________
Neither am I:

Winter sadness strikes
CNN going to hell
Casting couches weep.
What's that awful smell?

Autumn's in the nose
CNN going to hell
Anxiety on the steep
The masses say, "Oh well."

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (dIske)

108 98 76 I thought it started earlier than that, when Disney used Robin William's name to promote Aladdin despite his specific request that they not do that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)

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Robin Williams' casting and unauthorized promotion of that by Disney didn't start the trend. There was another decade of Disney films after that where no names were voicing Belle (Paige O'Hara) or Quasimodo (Tom Hulce).

Matthew Broderick's name wasn't used on the poster of The Lion King.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (38W+X)

*Tom Hulce has entered the chat. Dressed as Mozart. Holding a hatchet.*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (s1VwS)

109 100 Hey Paul, "strong" and "CNN" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (guGkK)


Unless it's in reference to odor....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (+gK6I)

110 99
It appears, since it is difficult for Hollywood to produce a palatable non-DEI motion picture, that a move to animation would be a viable alternative.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (iLKq

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Still stupid expensive, though. CG ain't cheap. It's reportedly over $150 million.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (38W+X)

111 Hello! Happy Midweek!

It's my Friday. Looking forward to a 4-day weekend and the demise of CNN.

Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (VMFAF)

112 Heh, Paulie. You won't be seein' him no more.

Posted by: Clemenza at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (guGkK)

113
The employees at CNN are worried sick that their left wing political activities will be interfered with.

I recall during Trump's first term I was in an airport and CNN was on the TV. (That arrangement CNN had with airports was still in effect then, I gather.) I hadn't watched CNN in years, and I was quite surprised to see that it was now the Anti-Trump Propaganda channel. Every single thing I saw was groups of talking heads agreeing with each other about how bad Trump was. There was no other content, it was all Anti-Trump, all the time. What a bunch of contemptible rats.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (VWtfl)

114 104 84 I'll buy that Shrek kicked the trend into high gear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)

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Just look at the cast for Over the Hedge.

Bruce Willis, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (38W+X)

I love Bruce but that movie was ass.
I'm also tired of Steve Carell's voice acting gigs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (s1VwS)

115 This is capitalist America.
Mergers happen.
Redundant employees get laid off.
Get over it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (2WIwB)

116
The horde ain't tea drinkers and you are universally beloved.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)


Well, I wouldn't go that far....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)

117 Might I recommend exercise bands in the break room?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (O9tIH)

118 71 Have you ever seen Kara Swisher? Yikes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Well...basically no one has, if she's on CNN. I've never even heard of her, but figured one of you Morons must have, and can enjoy her "principled" flouncing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (t19vo)

119 Hasan Piker, last night:

“I will throw you in prison.”
“I want to put you physically behind a prison.”
“I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the Democratic Party right now.”
“I want to do cultural revolution sh*t.”
“We’re doing a struggle session, Chuck Schumer… people can now throw their old tomatoes at Cuck Schumer.”
“Explain to us your counter revolutionary behavior right now, Cuck Schumer.”

Glad to see they're moderating as the election gets closer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gLYp7)

120 CNN falters
Twenty dollars as in town
Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (TN0g+)

121 LOL, get fucked CNN.

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (SwyyQ)

122 102 Hump DAAAAAAAAY!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 12:47 PM (W2Pud)

MIKE
MIKE
MIKE
MIKE!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)

123 119 Hasan Piker, last night:

“I will throw you in prison.”
“I want to put you physically behind a prison.”
“I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the Democratic Party right now.”
“I want to do cultural revolution sh*t.”
“We’re doing a struggle session, Chuck Schumer… people can now throw their old tomatoes at Cuck Schumer.”
“Explain to us your counter revolutionary behavior right now, Cuck Schumer.”

Glad to see they're moderating as the election gets closer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:50 PM (gLYp7)

Alex Jones got cancelled and persecuted. This fuckwit nepot bulletcatcher gets money and amplification.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:51 PM (s1VwS)

124 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

125 CNN now - US required to protect Iran's president while at UN.

Trump jr wedding next. Endless hand wringing. Men's panties in a bunch.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)

126 124 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

nailed it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (s1VwS)

127 The horde ain't tea drinkers and you are universally beloved.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)


Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)


Perhaps generally appreciated...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (2WIwB)

128 Reap it, CNN.


You are a shit network with shit people doing shit reporting.

I will pull up a chair, pop some popcorn and sit back to watch you fall in the sinkhole.

FOAD, bishes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (ccf/V)

129 Apologies.

Hasan Piker THIS MORNING, not last night.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (gLYp7)

130 I know I sound like a broken record, but this same group of people - 'journalists' - gushed on and on about the 'peace dividend' we'd get from dismantling the military after the fall of the Soviet Union and not one of them gave a 'F' about the tens of thousands of aerospace workers who would be displaced. Turns out we engineers made out ok -I never missed a paycheck - but the unionized hourly workers in California were well and truly screwed as their unions sat by and watched all their jobs go to non-union locales like Texas, Oklahoma, Mississippi.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (QGaXH)

131 >>>Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY

Looks fun. I'm looking forward to it.

__

I'm on it!

Posted by: Guy who is always on things at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (SwyyQ)

132 CNN Mood 'Like a Funeral'
There was booze and finger food?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty

Somebody say finger food?

Posted by: Don Lemon at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (euLGA)

133 Why all the worry? CNN Hack doesn't look good on the resume?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (bX16E)

134 nobody will ever see what i write

because sid's ass is too good

Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (g1Etd)

135 If Kara Swisher leaves CNN she can always hang out at that lesbian bar in Greenfield Massachusetts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (I6R/i)

136 106 70 IMPORTANT: I know I'm not everyone's cup of my tea here

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Your friend has a good friend indeed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (iLKq8)

137 Unnecessary scrutiny to not necessarily the news!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (8C1eU)

138 CNN should be happy, they'll be able to cater to a more discerning audience - all the bathhouses.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (2vHPe)

139
nailed it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 12:52 PM (s1VwS)



The worst shot is the one you don't take.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:55 PM (ccf/V)

140 135 If Kara Swisher leaves CNN she can always hang out at that lesbian bar in Greenfield Massachusetts.

Posted by: Smell the Glove
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How much money do lesbian 'escorts' make?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (iLKq8)

141 Paul is upset because his favorite bar in Mass stopped requiring masks.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (/9X1x)

142 Scissor me timbers!
LOL

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (WADqa)

143 Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:




Ray Gunn....wasn't that the horrible break dancer from Australia that was the first contestant ever to not score a point?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

144 Paul is not the brightest bulb in the building.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (Oy/m2)

145 Get a job!

Posted by: sHA nA nA at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (nvKZ7)

146 Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (g1Etd)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

147 [Sitting in pew, leans to lady to his left] Jeez! This funeral is worse than watching CNN on election results week!

Posted by: Thornton Melon at Hayden Panettiere's Funeral at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (7Q0e+)

148 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (2UnvF)

149 144 Paul is not the brightest bulb in the building.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (Oy/m2)

======

"Gavin Newsom should be president because he shut down refineries in California, and it's Trump's fault that there isn't enough competition in the refinery game in America."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:57 PM (38W+X)

150 128 true poetry. You.sound like my old boss.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (bX16E)

151 Please try not to laugh in front of the casket.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (qwype)

152 I went to see Coyote vs Acme over the weekend and almost all of the trailers were for animated flicks and with one exception they all looked exactly the same. Bright colors, fast cuts, nonstop gags, lots of shouting. I think they were almost all sequels. The exception was something called Wildwood that looked like a Ghibli thing.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (lAQ+I)

153 Paul is upset because his favorite bar in Mass stopped requiring masks.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 12:56 PM (/9X1x)



That story is peak retard.

You must wear KN-95 masks....but if you don't, those that ARE wearing the masks MIGHT DIE!!!!!!!

"So, you're telling me the masks are useless, then?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (ccf/V)

154 Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Great. I can hear Razorfist's autistic screeching from here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (HeG1i)

155 Counter argument: Brad Bird will have to emphasize the Stronk Woman Power to make up for past misdeeds.

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (SwyyQ)

156 For those of you keeping score at home, I'm still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (2Ez/1)

157 @140 20 bucks same as in town

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (I6R/i)

158 >>> >Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY

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I love the first comment:

"I came here to see Australian break dancing!"

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (QFchU)

159 152 The exception was something called Wildwood that looked like a Ghibli thing.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (lAQ+I)

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Wildwood is the latest film from LAIKA studios who previously made Coraline, Paranorman, The Boxtrolls, and Kubo and the Two Strings.

It's reportedly one of the longest wide-release animated movies ever at about 2 hours and fifteen minutes.

Looks gorgeous, and the studio has a good track record. I'm looking forward to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (38W+X)

160 132 CNN Mood 'Like a Funeral'
There was booze and finger food?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty

Somebody say finger food?
Posted by: Don Lemon at September 23, 2026 12:54 PM (euLGA)

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Finger food, indeed!

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (OGOaV)

161 LOL, GF

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (oqH4h)

162 128 true poetry. You.sound like my old boss.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (bX16E)



While I've not been anybody's boss in a LONG time, I will take the compliment, regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (ccf/V)

163 The exception was something called Wildwood that looked like a Ghibli thing.

it's stop action by Laika Studios, who did Coraline

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)

164 119 Hasan Piker, last night:

“I will throw you in prison.”
...
“I want to put you physically behind a prison.”

Glad to see they're moderating as the election gets closer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:

Ixnay on the ommunismcay until after election ayday!!!

Posted by: "Moderate" Democrats at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (UirZC)

165 47 It's the fault of Shrek. Before that, voice actors were their own thing...

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Gotta disagree with that. Aladdin, Toy Story, Lion King... All before Shrek and all with major stars in voice roles where the stars were much of the attaction (inarguably for Aladdin, but Toy Story too). Angela Lansbury in Beauty & the Beast, Dom Delouise as the crow in Secret of Nimh, Buddy Hackett in Little Mermaid, Bob Newhart in The Rescuers. Smaller but still other examples that I think of...

And Sam Rockwell may not be a 'movie star', but that doesn't mean he's incapable of being one. Not like he was the star of a big budget thing that flopped. Possible he's not interested or nobody wants him for 'star' stuff. But he was great in Moon and The Way Way Back as the star. Just smaller market flicks... I can't think of anything he wasn't great in. Feels like my favorite actor, of his generation at least...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (Bhsk7)

166 ah TJM was quicker than I

very much looking forward to Wildwood

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)

167 I saw the trailer for Wildwood and Labyrinth popped to mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (2vHPe)

168 Marco Rubio is slated to become the Liquidation Manager for the CNN closure.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (qwype)

169 165 Gotta disagree with that. Aladdin, Toy Story, Lion King... All before Shrek and all with major stars in voice roles where the stars were much of the attaction (inarguably for Aladdin, but Toy Story too). Angela Lansbury in Beauty & the Beast, Dom Delouise as the crow in Secret of Nimh, Buddy Hackett in Little Mermaid, Bob Newhart in The Rescuers. Smaller but still other examples that I think of...

And Sam Rockwell may not be a 'movie star', but that doesn't mean he's incapable of being one. Not like he was the star of a big budget thing that flopped. Possible he's not interested or nobody wants him for 'star' stuff. But he was great in Moon and The Way Way Back as the star. Just smaller market flicks... I can't think of anything he wasn't great in. Feels like my favorite actor, of his generation at least...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (Bhsk7)

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Having recognizable actors in the voice cast and making them central to the marketing is the contrast I'm making. Shrek started the latter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (38W+X)

170 >>I recall during Trump's first term I was in an airport and CNN was on the TV.

Ah, yes, back when I didn't look like roadkill.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin's blown out bajingo at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (J4Dwc)

171 Marco Rubio is slated to become the Liquidation Manager for the CNN closure.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (qwype)

Great. Another job to do.
- Marco, on the couch, despondent

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (gLYp7)

172 167 I saw the trailer for Wildwood and Labyrinth popped to mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (2vHPe)

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Heavy Labyrinth vibes, for sure.

But, no Terry Jones or Franz Oz or Jim Henson to be found anywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (38W+X)

173 Please try not to laugh in front of the casket.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (qwype)

Nude selfies are still OK, right? Asking for me.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (O9tIH)

174 If you or your partner are plagued by harry enten, see your health professional. Treatment is available.

Posted by: Big Fat Pharma at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (2Ez/1)

175 Turd-nozzle on aisle #134

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (JNTt1)

176 Posted by: Brooke Baldwin's blown out bajingo at September 23, 2026 01:01 PM (J4Dwc)

'Bajingo' makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:02 PM (gLYp7)

177 I axed Grok who the hell Jeff Spicoli was.
Took it nearly 1 1/2 minutes.
But OK

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (q6tQZ)

178 The horde ain't tea drinkers and you are universally beloved.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)


Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)


Perhaps generally appreciated...
Posted by: Diogenes


I think she meant about the tae-drinking...

*Sips Tetley's British blend*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (vJrRc)

179
it's stop action by Laika Studios, who did Coraline
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)


I like Coraline... They also did Kubo didn't they ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (+gK6I)

180 177 I axed Grok who the hell Jeff Spicoli was.
Took it nearly 1 1/2 minutes.
But OK

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (q6tQZ)

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If your life isn't defined by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, can you say that your life is even worth living?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (38W+X)

181 Speaking of CNN, Fake Jake, the most tone deaf clown in the media.

>>@jaketapper

>>Not going to dignify the president’s juvenile social media post about our brilliant
@kaitlancollins except to say she and we are going to keep doing our jobs, which is to ask and cover the questions voters care about — like those about the war in Iran and the economy. 🇺🇸 💪

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (viF8m)

182 179
it's stop action by Laika Studios, who did Coraline
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)


I like Coraline... They also did Kubo didn't they ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (+gK6I)

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Yes. And Kubo is fantastic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (38W+X)

183 Marco Rubio is slated to become the Liquidation Manager for the CNN closure.
Posted by: Roy

heh, that just brought to mind the chainsaw scene in Scarface...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (euLGA)

184
Yes. And Kubo is fantastic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (38W+X)

Absolutely

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (+gK6I)

185 Hasan Piker, last night:

“I will throw you in prison.”

***

I'm right here asshole.
Come get me.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (2WIwB)

186 1pm

CNN - Iran at UN, midterm Republican terror - Trump sucks
MSNow - US china meeting. Interviews on the street. Trump sucks.

FoxNews - fairness for women's sports. By the way, college female volleyball players keep showing up on my Instagram feed. Damn thighs that could crush watermelons.

CBC - UN Iran. Trump also apparently sucks.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:04 PM (Sco7b)

187 If your life isn't defined by Fast Times at Ridgemont High, can you say that your life is even worth living?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I stand humbled by my ignorance.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (q6tQZ)

188 > CNN now - US required to protect Iran's president while at UN.
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A blind dude with a walkie talkie and no batteries.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (2Cry5)

189 I axed Grok who the hell Jeff Spicoli was.
Took it nearly 1 1/2 minutes.
But OK

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (q6tQZ)



https://youtu.be/n7zfnbdyAW8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (ccf/V)

190 Tom Cruise's new movie is going to crash and burn.

Digger is now tracking for a $10 million opening.

The movie cost at least $130 million to make.

I had a feeling early that it was a massive misapplication of Tom Cruise's star power, which has been fading in the last few years (diminishing returns on the MI franchise being the key evidence). Looks like I was right.

I should really be a studio executive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (38W+X)

191 On replay at CNN:

In the Air Tonight
Phil Collins


https://tinyurl.com/3p8hcvtz

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (hzuYO)

192 Just ran across this stat...

More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

193 Fast Times at Ridgemont High? What is it?

A movie. But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Victor Vector at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (2Ez/1)

194 Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)


Perhaps generally appreciated...
Posted by: Diogenes

More an arms-length tolerance.

Posted by: Avoids Controversy at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (Fn+3X)

195 My guess is that nothing really changes at CNN because they are propped up by many different powerful forces. Even if you can resist that kind of pressure, if they pull their money and ads, CNN just dies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (KyEAU)

196 @jaketapper

>>Not going to dignify the president’s juvenile social media post about our brilliant
@kaitlancollins except to say she and we are going to keep doing our jobs, which is to ask and cover the questions voters care about — like those about the war in Iran and the economy. 🇺🇸 💪
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:03 PM (viF8m)




Speaking of dicks........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (ccf/V)

197 192 Just ran across this stat...

More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

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Yeah, but Canada has forms that say that all the MAID recipients volunteered, so it's 100% better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (38W+X)

198 You were watching Fast Times, I was watching Nausicaa.

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (2vHPe)

199 More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

I read it was the 4th cause of death in Canada...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (+gK6I)

200 ....which is to ask and cover the questions voters care about — like those about the war in Iran and the economy.
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Yet these very same hacks never asked a single question about the economy when President Weekend-at-Bernies team was wreaking total havoc upon the nation and its economy.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)

201 Gee, I can only imagine why.

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Democrats on the Senate Homeland Security Committee just blocked a Republican effort to offer immunity to a former Dr. Fauci assistant in exchange for her testimony. She has been accused of destroying government documents on Fauci's behalf. Only one Democrat showed up to the meeting (Sen. Hassan D-NH), the other six voted no by proxy. All eight Republicans showed up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (HeG1i)

202 200 ....which is to ask and cover the questions voters care about — like those about the war in Iran and the economy.
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Yet these very same hacks never asked a single question about the economy when President Weekend-at-Bernies team was wreaking total havoc upon the nation and its economy.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)

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No one actually cares about the war.

Economic questions are all filtered through political lenses for partisans who are looking for reasons to justify the votes they are going to make anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (38W+X)

203 Yet these very same hacks never asked a single question about the economy when President Weekend-at-Bernies team was wreaking total havoc upon the nation and its economy.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (TN0g+)

Or his health. Or the border. Or anything else important.

"What enchants you about Not Having Dementia?"

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (/9X1x)

204 Digger is now tracking for a $10 million opening.

The movie cost at least $130 million to make.

I had a feeling early that it was a massive misapplication of Tom Cruise's star power, which has been fading in the last few years (diminishing returns on the MI franchise being the key evidence). Looks like I was right.

I should really be a studio executive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (38W+X)



So, you're saying casting Tom Cruise, action hero, in a movie where he's a fat old man with enough makeup and masking of his face where you can't tell it's Tom Cruise wasn't the big draw they thought it was?


No way..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)

205 Has anyone asked Hasan if he's stopped shocking Kaya yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (2vHPe)

206
FoxNews - fairness for women's sports. By the way, college female volleyball players keep showing up on my Instagram feed. Damn thighs that could crush watermelons.


One thing I would be amused by is to go back 100 years and get together a meeting with the leading suffragettes and tell them in the future that not only do women have the vote the participate in sports just like men!

/Applause, applause, happy suffragettes

Then show them what the women in sports wear.

/Fainting, much fainting

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (sKqQm)

207 More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population

The Canadian response? Nobody forced them to, you have to request it, its all consensual!

Putting aside from how there are several high profile cases of them killing people against their will, the "request" is after being told about it and explained how its better etc.

They are literally doing the death panels thing WSarah Palin warned about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (KyEAU)

208 204 So, you're saying casting Tom Cruise, action hero, in a movie where he's a fat old man with enough makeup and masking of his face where you can't tell it's Tom Cruise wasn't the big draw they thought it was?


No way..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)

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Yeah, shock.

Tom Cruise wants to be seen as an actor again, and a studio threw a fortune at him to placate him because star power, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (38W+X)

209 169 Having recognizable actors in the voice cast and making them central to the marketing is the contrast I'm making. Shrek started the latter. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

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Yeah but I don't see these later 'big name actors' being positioned as the draw to the movie like Meyers & Murphy were for Shrek, at least no more than Hanks + Allen for Toy Story, etc... And I don't think the draw to Shrek was Meyers + Murphy. It was that it looked (and was) real funny and happened to be perfectly voiced by those guys (and the characters were really made after them, as opposed to the voices tailoring to the animated role)...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (Bhsk7)

210 I forgot all about CNN+. In fact, I'm not sure Ace is messing with us by making CNN+ up, like it's some version of CNBC or the USA network.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (47/pr)

211 How does the price at the pump impact lesbian bars in Massachusetts?

Posted by: This is CNN at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (2Ez/1)

212 “I will throw you in prison.”
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Ok pussyfag. We won't bother with prison.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (/9X1x)

213
If they can sell a noir cartoon why not do the news that way?

A tired, brylcreamed 50ish white guy chainsmoking on camera while giving you the depressed leftist low-down on what happened today would be must-see T.V.

George Clooney would jump at the role.

Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)

214 Korea: Is this war worth 50K American deaths?

The WoT: Is this war worth 5K American deaths?

Iran War: Is this war worth paying $4.19 for gas?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

215 WTF???

Caught: Woke Activist Teacher Faked Being Black Palestinian — She’s a Privileged White Jewish Woman

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 01:10 PM (gLYp7)

216 Whatever happened to Shrek 5 with Zendaya?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:10 PM (2vHPe)

217 201 Gee, I can only imagine why.

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: Democrats on the Senate Homeland Security Committee just blocked a Republican effort to offer immunity to a former Dr. Fauci assistant in exchange for her testimony. She has been accused of destroying government documents on Fauci's behalf. Only one Democrat showed up to the meeting (Sen. Hassan D-NH), the other six voted no by proxy. All eight Republicans showed up.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:07 PM (HeG1i)

Okay. I know there's no math on the blog. But ...

8 > 7 still, right?

So is more than a majority required?

Or did one or more GOP vote no?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (sAnBa)

218 Just finished watching the second episode of this season's "Slow Horses". That show has to be one of, if not the best, productions this year. Superbly cast, written and directed. Now I have to wait a week for the next episode.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (lJ0H4)

219
They are literally doing the death panels thing WSarah Palin warned about.


I saw a Canuck woman mentioning she was diagnosed with a cancer and had a 6 month wait to see an oncologist. But her MAID pamphlet arrived in a couple of days.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (sKqQm)

220 >>>So, you're saying casting Tom Cruise, action hero, in a movie where he's a fat old man with enough makeup and masking of his face where you can't tell it's Tom Cruise wasn't the big draw they thought it was?


We're not talking about Tropic Thunder, are we?

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (SwyyQ)

221 Piker better start taking workout tips from Al-Qaida or whatever his name is because he will be lone in an ally at some point......

He's currently a scrawny bitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)

222 209 Yeah but I don't see these later 'big name actors' being positioned as the draw to the movie like Meyers & Murphy were for Shrek, at least no more than Hanks + Allen for Toy Story, etc... And I don't think the draw to Shrek was Meyers + Murphy. It was that it looked (and was) real funny and happened to be perfectly voiced by those guys (and the characters were really made after them, as opposed to the voices tailoring to the animated role)...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (Bhsk7)

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Well, the assertion was in response to "Why does every animated movie have big names?"

And whatever the real reason for Shrek's financial success, you can bet on Hollywood learning the wrong lesson because their thinking is broken and their ability to actually analyze situations is dictated by accident rather than intelligence.

I think Louis B. Mayer understood how to consistently make popular film (not so much run a studio, but that's another thing), and I think precious few in Hollywood have anything like his implicit insight.

William Goldman's assertion that "nobody knows anything" makes sense in an industry town run by idiots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (38W+X)

223 Yeah, but Canada has forms that say that all the MAID recipients volunteered, so it's 100% better

I am reminded of a scene in Hornblower and the Atropos in which his frigate is very low on men. Hornblower stops a merchant ship and grabs a bunch off men off it, then tells the merchant ship that all of them volunteered, and sails off with his newly pressed sailors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (KyEAU)

224 214 Korea: Is this war worth 50K American deaths?

The WoT: Is this war worth 5K American deaths?

Iran War: Is this war worth paying $4.19 for gas?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

Canadian Takeover - "Dude, it's right there!"

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (Sco7b)

225 220 We're not talking about Tropic Thunder, are we?

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (SwyyQ)

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Surprise cameo in a film that might have made a small profit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (38W+X)

226 Gulf War I: Is this war worth my career?

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (2Ez/1)

227 My guess is that nothing really changes at CNN because they are propped up by many different powerful forces.
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I've theorized that CNN and other such entities are merely the "marketing division" of the left. Nobody expects the marketing department to make money--they're treated as an "expense" and a cost of doing business.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (TN0g+)

228 Am I the only one who has never seen Shrek?

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (Oy/m2)

229 You must wear KN-95 masks....but if you don't, those that ARE wearing the masks MIGHT DIE!!!!!!!

"So, you're telling me the masks are useless, then?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:58 PM (ccf/V)

Masked and Ten Times Vaxxed and Boosted and yet in mortal danger from anyone without a mask. Okay hoss.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (/9X1x)

230 So is more than a majority required?

Or did one or more GOP vote no?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket


The resolution required a two-thirds vote to pass and it failed 8-7 along party lines.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (HeG1i)

231 Tom Cruise wants to be seen as an actor again, and a studio threw a fortune at him to placate him because star power, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (38W+X)



He should've thought about that before making 18 movies in a row where he's a f*cking ACTION HERO.


Leonard Nemoy wanted to be a serious actor and director too, but soon learned, once you found your niche, you should roll with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

232 I saw a Canuck woman mentioning she was diagnosed with a cancer and had a 6 month wait to see an oncologist. But her MAID pamphlet arrived in a couple of days.

Don't be such a big baby. Just get on the cart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

233 Done and a prayer for Anja daughter of Anne
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX

Thank you, and anyone else who chose to help.

Gotta get back to the salt mine. Have a great day, horde.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (4x8xD)

234 Just finished watching the second episode of this season's "Slow Horses". That show has to be one of, if not the best, productions this year. Superbly cast, written and directed. Now I have to wait a week for the next episode.
Posted by: Tuna


Lemme guess, the white Brit did it. Wha'd I win?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (HeG1i)

235 Am I the only one who has never seen Shrek?
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (Oy/m2)


*checks clipboard*

Yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

236 >>>Surprise cameo in a film that might have made a small profit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (38W+X)

My pet theory is that the casting director is a secret Tropic Thunder fan. He's playing a similar role here.

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (SwyyQ)

237 I am convinced that Hollywood is using Shrek as an excuse to hire buddies and give them super easy one-day jobs as voice actors for big pay.

Almost nobody has a voice and acting distinctive enough to recognize in animation to begin with. Its just an added expense. How many people go watch an animated movie because Liam Neeson and Barbara Streisand did voices?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (KyEAU)

238 Leonard Nemoy wanted to be a serious actor and director too, but soon learned, once you found your niche, you should roll with it.

He did find his true calling though, taking erotic pictures of large women.

/Not kidding
//Who am I to judge?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

239 “I will throw you in prison.”
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Ok pussyfag. We won't bother with prison.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:09 PM (/9X1x)

Dude has no power, just a big mouth. Thanks for self-identifying, retard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (O9tIH)

240 216 Whatever happened to Shrek 5 with Zendaya?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 01:10 PM (2vHPe)

Zendaya happened to it. That chick could ruin a wet dream.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)

241 Lemme guess, the white Brit did it. Wha'd I win?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

You lose.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (lJ0H4)

242 Proxy voting.

No. Show your ass up voting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (iulL+)

243 More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)


It is a net benefit to the Exchequer. They sell the organs

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (rbvCR)

244 "Easily Replaceable People With High Salaries in Struggling Business Worried After Takeover"

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (3/XaG)

245 So, you're saying casting Tom Cruise, action hero, in a movie where he's a fat old man with enough makeup and masking of his face where you can't tell it's Tom Cruise wasn't the big draw they thought it was?
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The scientology thing with Cruise makes it hard for me to root for him and yet his career has been fascinating. From the moment I saw this latest flick's trailer, my mind was screaming "Mistake! Mistake!"

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (TN0g+)

246 222 And whatever the real reason for Shrek's financial success, you can bet on Hollywood learning the wrong lesson because their thinking is broken and their ability to actually analyze situations is dictated by accident rather than intelligence.

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The movie execs may be wrong-headed, but I had just been assuming that, lately, actors are up for pay check. But prior to 'Woke 1' (COVID, strikes, industry tanking because public hated all the Woke 1 movies, etc.), there did seem to be a time (wake of Toy Story + Shrek...?) when it was 'cool' to do some voice acting, and actors would brag about it. Maybe they were just more available to the execs in that sense... I always figured that was why there were more of them in recent decades: better supply available...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (Bhsk7)

247 He did find his true calling though, taking erotic pictures of large women.

And singing songs about Bilbo Baggins

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (KyEAU)

248 231
Leonard Nemoy wanted to be a serious actor and director too, but soon learned, once you found your niche, you should roll with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

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The star system only really works when it's an actual, controlled system.

Actors on contracts who have to do as the studio wishes, not pursue their acting dreams.

I've always felt that movie stars, the few that exist, should get their "acting" done in theater and leave their movies to typecasting.

"See Will Smith play Othello...on Broadway."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (38W+X)

249 >>Dude has no power, just a big mouth. Thanks for self-identifying, retard.

He has the power to damage DSA candidates and he's doing a fine job. It's funny as hell Democrats have been fawning over him for years and now all they want him to do is shut up and disappear and he won't do either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)

250 "Easily Replaceable People With High Salaries in Struggling Business Worried After Takeover"/i]

Take Anderson Cooper.

Yes he has the anchor look and voice. But his job is reading a teleprompter.

What percent of 40-60yo men could do that job just as well? 20% I'd guess...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

251 Zendaya happened to it. That chick could ruin a wet dream.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)

Damn!

*checks google*

Fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (O9tIH)

252 244 "Easily Replaceable People With High Salaries in Struggling Business Worried After Takeover"
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM

So, what is it you'd say you DO here?

Posted by: The two Bobs at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (2Ez/1)

253 He did find his true calling though, taking erotic pictures of large women.

And singing songs about Bilbo Baggins
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (KyEAU)


To his credit, he did have the good taste to stay away from "Tambourine Man."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (guGkK)

254 It is a net benefit to the Exchequer. They sell the organs

Saves money on the "free" health care system too. Oh you're sick or old? That's going to be expensive, how about this suicide thing instead?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (KyEAU)

255 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (KyEAU)

Well, they might not go see"The Magician' s Nephew" because Meryl Streep is doing the voice of Aslan, which is lunacy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (JrHfD)

256 Just ran across this stat...

More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population
Posted by: 18-1


16,499 Canadian MAID
15,364 US Firearm Homicide

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (oRRIp)

257 The resolution required a two-thirds vote to pass and it failed 8-7 along party lines.
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It passed 8-1. The RINOs simply didn't enforce the rules because they're pussies with no desire or will to *win*.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (TN0g+)

258 236 >>>Surprise cameo in a film that might have made a small profit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:12 PM (38W+X)

My pet theory is that the casting director is a secret Tropic Thunder fan. He's playing a similar role here.

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:15 PM (SwyyQ)

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Cruise has loved working with interesting directors since he first got prominent. It's why Brian de Palma got hired for the first Mission Impossible movie. It's why Martin Scorsese got hired to make Color of Money.

This is really just a continuation of that with Inaritu who made Birdman, Revenant, and a few other things. He wanted to work with the guy, so Cruise used his connections to get the budget.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (38W+X)

259 *laughs at cnn*

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (EGSGm)

260 Cruz has done about as well as a man could in acting with his actual acting range.

He's going to make some stinkers in the mix of films he's been good in.

And because again, limited range, he's going to keep trying to make a role worker that just won't for him (see also Valkyrie)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

261 225 220 We're not talking about Tropic Thunder, are we?

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (SwyyQ)

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Surprise cameo in a film that might have made a small profit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

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He was AWESOME in Tropic Thunder...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (Bhsk7)

262 Zendaya happened to it. That chick could ruin a wet dream.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Director: Ok, show me 'blank expression.'

Zendaya: ...

Director: No, more blank~!!!!

Zendaya: ...

Director: Perfection.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (HeG1i)

263 Their audience is literally dying by the thousands per day. Average age of their viewers is around 70.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (0U5gm)

264 I think Louis B. Mayer understood how to consistently make popular film (not so much run a studio, but that's another thing), and I think precious few in Hollywood have anything like his implicit insight.

William Goldman's assertion that "nobody knows anything" makes sense in an industry town run by idiots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:11 PM (38W+X)


He had enough theaters in enough markets to make anything profitable, and the wit to sprinkle good movies among the rest to make any showing worth the risk of admission.

Seriously, that is how you define success.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)

265 16,499 Canadian MAID
15,364 US Firearm Homicide
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (oRRIp)


To be fair, the 16,499 people who offed themselves did live in Canada.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (guGkK)

266 Well, they might not go see"The Magician' s Nephew" because Meryl Streep is doing the voice of Aslan, which is lunacy.

They had Liam Neeson before right?

Talk about a downgrade

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

267 He has the power to damage DSA candidates and he's doing a fine job. It's funny as hell Democrats have been fawning over him for years and now all they want him to do is shut up and disappear and he won't do either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)

That's his big mouth. I can't find fault in him saying the quiet parts out loud.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (O9tIH)

268 Zendaya happened to it. That chick could ruin a wet dream.

Unfortunately she's been in a bunch of ENORMOUSLY lucrative movies and while she was irrelevant to their success, that's not how Hollywood sees things. Zoe Saldana is in the same boat: irrelevant t the movies, but extremely successful films.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (KyEAU)

269 260 Cruz has done about as well as a man could in acting with his actual acting range.

He's going to make some stinkers in the mix of films he's been good in.

And because again, limited range, he's going to keep trying to make a role worker that just won't for him (see also Valkyrie)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

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His performance in Magnolia is something real, but it's also kind of a play on his innate psychopathy. It might be his most real, unaffected performance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (38W+X)

270 You'd think Canada could think of a better name for the suicide pod vs MAID.

DAID

This seems retarded.

I am having a metric ton of stress this week and not sure what the acronym should be for this freak out.

Balancing happy stress (dinners, son/DIL visiting, baby girlie saying my name at one family dinner out of the blue, etc). Then there are health issues with my husband and elderly mother in the same week.

Still not ready for MAID.

I pray a lot instead and will clean out a closet while son/DIL are out having mountain fun today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (hzuYO)

271 245 So, you're saying casting Tom Cruise, action hero, in a movie where he's a fat old man with enough makeup and masking of his face where you can't tell it's Tom Cruise wasn't the big draw they thought it was?
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The scientology thing with Cruise makes it hard for me to root for him and yet his career has been fascinating. From the moment I saw this latest flick's trailer, my mind was screaming "Mistake! Mistake!"
Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 01:17 PM (TN0g+)

He wants an Oscar...Hollywood only gives hot people Oscars when they go ugly and non-action...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (tOcjL)

272 XBox is currently laying off a bunch of woke activist r*tard developers who've been cruising along making garbage games and telling gamers to eat sh*t for the last decade or so. The gloating almost needs a cigarette afterward. I would love to see CNN get this treatment.

Posted by: Nelly at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (6+ehB)

273 158 >>> >Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY

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I love the first comment:

"I came here to see Australian break dancing!"
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 23, 2026 12:59 PM (QFchU)

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My first thought was something along those lines, knowing that Netflix does have a documentary about the Aussie "breakdancer".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (OGOaV)

274 From the moment I saw this latest flick's trailer, my mind was screaming "Mistake! Mistake!"
Posted by: Crusader

Yup. Saw the trailer and thought there was no way this film will be successful. It just looked stupid.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (lJ0H4)

275
I pray a lot instead and will clean out a closet while son/DIL are out having mountain fun today.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (hzuYO)

Prayer can't hurt... I'll say one for you

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (+gK6I)

276 I pray a lot instead and will clean out a closet while son/DIL are out having mountain fun today.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (hzuYO)


I am off to cut firewood today. Come, we can have a blast. I will let you run the saw!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

277 264 He had enough theaters in enough markets to make anything profitable, and the wit to sprinkle good movies among the rest to make any showing worth the risk of admission.

Seriously, that is how you define success.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)

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He and Thalberg built the machine. When Thalberg died, Mayer proceeded to run the machine into the ground, but what kept it going was the fact that the big movies, mostly musicals like The Spirit of St. Louis, were actually popular with the masses. That gave a long runway for the studio to collapse slower than the rest of the industry as the studio era ended through the 50s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (38W+X)

278 235 Am I the only one who has never seen Shrek?
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:13 PM (Oy/m2)

*checks clipboard*

Yes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

It's going in your permanent record.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (sAnBa)

279 Cruise went against type in Collateral.

Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (Q+gd/)

280 His performance in Magnolia is something real, but it's also kind of a play on his innate psychopathy. It might be his most real, unaffected performance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (38W+X)

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In "Digger" Cruise is not going to make an impression unless he has massively big hands....That was a big mistake keeping them normal sized. (See: Tropic Thunder).

Short version: Tom Cruise is a lunatic.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dIske)

281 I read it was the 4th cause of death in Canada...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (+gK6I)

4th to embarrassment, envy, and routine.

I read somewhere that 100% of people who've eaten poutine have died or soon will.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (O9tIH)

282 XBox is currently laying off a bunch of woke activist r*tard developers who've been cruising along making garbage games and telling gamers to eat sh*t for the last decade or so. The gloating almost needs a cigarette afterward. I would love to see CNN get this treatment.
Posted by: Nelly


And hiring whom exactly? who are they hiring now? Say it!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (HeG1i)

283 CNN now - US required to protect Iran's president while at UN.
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Give him the crack SS crew from Butler, PA.

Posted by: Does that cloud look like horse? Oh no, it's a shooter on the roof! at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (XVMoQ)

284 >>That's his big mouth. I can't find fault in him saying the quiet parts out loud.

Pretty sure the people he wants to put in prison with a Chinese style revolution are Democrat Party members.

Please, continue spewing your mind farts Hasan.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (viF8m)

285 Zoe Saldana is in the same boat: irrelevant t the movies, but extremely successful films.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I get Zoe Saldana and Zendaya mixed up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (iulL+)

286 CNN would have a much bigger audience if they put on reruns of Romper Room, The Three Stooges, Mr. Ed, and maybe some true crime from the 90s.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (9X60i)

287 272 XBox is currently laying off a bunch of woke activist r*tard developers who've been cruising along making garbage games and telling gamers to eat sh*t for the last decade or so. The gloating almost needs a cigarette afterward. I would love to see CNN get this treatment.

Posted by: Nelly at September 23, 2026 01:21 PM (6+ehB)

Learn to mine coal.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (Sco7b)

288 The horde ain't tea drinkers and you are universally beloved.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 12:48 PM (Y8DZL)

Well, I wouldn't go that far....
Posted by: It's me donna

"I despise each and every one of you"

Posted by: Koichi Toyama, it never gets old! at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (w9Wax)

289 Skydance Animation and Netflix released a trailer for Brad Bird's (The Incredibles, The Iron Giant) long-gestating sci-fi noir animated epic, Ray Gunn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-xjzQFWsY


Looks like animated The Fifth Element

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

290 280 In "Digger" Cruise is not going to make an impression unless he has massively big hands....That was a big mistake keeping them normal sized. (See: Tropic Thunder).

Short version: Tom Cruise is a lunatic.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dIske)

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There's apparently a long scene where Cruise faces off against a crowd in a white amphitheater that's a real showcase for him. You can see bits of it in the trailers.

Reactions are really divided from early screenings, but most seem to say that scene in particular is the highlight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (38W+X)

291 Their audience is literally dying by the thousands per day. Average age of their viewers is around 70.

CNN averages 400,000 viewers a day. That kind of ratings would have been a laughing stock in 1990. There are many podcasters and youtube types who get many times that every time they do a show for a few hours.

The only reason they get such big name advertisers is that its virtue signalling, its propping up an old buddy far past their prime. Coca Cola and Ford aren't selling remotely enough product to justify their massive ad buys on CNN.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (KyEAU)

292 I get Zoe Saldana and Zendaya mixed up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Zoe is green a lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (oRRIp)

293 Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:20 PM

Yes, it's a downgrade and not in keeping with the storyline of the book either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (JrHfD)

294 Rockwell and Scarlett Johansson? I like the former and the latter is another actress that can act but usually doesn't bother

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (sKqQm)

295 By the way, college female volleyball players keep showing up on my Instagram feed. Damn thighs that could crush watermelons.

They say "thick thighs save lives" for a reason.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (UirZC)

296 Well, ok, I guess

@Breaking911 1m
BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years in New York sex crime conviction -FOX

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (HeG1i)

297 269 His performance in Magnolia is something real, but it's also kind of a play on his innate psychopathy. It might be his most real, unaffected performance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

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I always thought he was robbed of the Oscar for that one...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (Bhsk7)

298 I give Tom Cruise credit for not being a preachy dickbag to his audience. You want an action movie? Fine. We'll fly cool airplanes and blow shit up, and we won't mention climate change or trans kids even once.

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (CykQQ)

299 290 280 In "Digger" Cruise is not going to make an impression unless he has massively big hands....That was a big mistake keeping them normal sized. (See: Tropic Thunder).

Short version: Tom Cruise is a lunatic.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 01:23 PM (dIske)

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There's apparently a long scene where Cruise faces off against a crowd in a white amphitheater that's a real showcase for him. You can see bits of it in the trailers.

Reactions are really divided from early screenings, but most seem to say that scene in particular is the highlight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (38W+X)

Is the ending the decisive part? Or did they nix effectively their version of JR in the shower (without going too spoilery)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (tOcjL)

300 decisive = divisive (damn typing error)

Posted by: Nova Local at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (tOcjL)

301 Iran is "run" by the same mosaic philosophy that the IRGC is "run"
It is like a warlord system. It is like negotiating with a trading pit full of bond traders on Meth.

The Iranian President is part of the faction that wants to negotiate. Kill him and there is no entry to resolution at all.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)

302 297 269 His performance in Magnolia is something real, but it's also kind of a play on his innate psychopathy. It might be his most real, unaffected performance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

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I always thought he was robbed of the Oscar for that one...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM (Bhsk7)

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Michael Caine REALLY wanted that Oscar for The Cider House Rules...an outright evil film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (38W+X)

303 Zendaya happened to it. That chick could ruin a wet dream.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 01:16 PM (s1VwS)

Damn!

*checks google*

Fair.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 01:18 PM (O9tIH)



She's yet another Nickelodeon 'star' likely molested as a yute then shoved down our throats as a one name phenom everyone needs to see to get her enough money to make her forget she was molested as a child by hollywood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)

304 Or was she Disney......I don't care.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)

305 Michael Caine REALLY wanted that Oscar for The Cider House Rules...an outright evil film.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:26 PM (38W+X)

I hate that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (+gK6I)

306 >Coca Cola and Ford aren't selling remotely enough product to justify their massive ad buys on CNN.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at September 23, 2026 01:27 PM (2Ez/1)

307 There's probably a niche somewhere for Zendaya's limited abilities. In Euphoria, she'd give this low-key befuddled/bemused expression that made her look like a living Peanuts character. I'll bet she can do that Peanuts dance too. Do the gender switcheroo and cast her as Franklin. Audiences will love it.

Where is my $100 budget?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (sAnBa)

308 Piker is serving someone's agenda. There are no "independent voices" on the Left. Just people allowed or required to do their thing.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (/9X1x)

309 Looks like animated The Fifth Element
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)


That was my thought too, but I do wish Fifth Element had been a trilogy like it was originally pitched.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (rbvCR)

310 Tom Cruise is capable of good performances, just most of his stuff doesn't require it. I don't care, if he makes a fun movie, I like it even if he's not the most skilled actor in the world. John Wayne, Groucho Marx, tons of actors who had limited range stuck to what they were good at and were very entertaining. Its a job, stop trying to be the hostess when you're the dishwasher. Do your job well.

XBox is currently laying off a bunch of woke activist r*tard developers who've been cruising along making garbage games and telling gamers to eat sh*t for the last decade or so. The gloating almost needs a cigarette afterward. I would love to see CNN get this treatment.

That new lady they hired for CEO is knocking it out of the park. I don't think she can save XBox but if it an be done she'ls doing the right stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (KyEAU)

311 CNN now - US required to protect Iran's president while at UN.
Who is the president of Iran?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (P4Pk9)

312
I am off to cut firewood today. Come, we can have a blast. I will let you run the saw!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

Ha! That would help as I become a woodchipper. I don't "worry" except before bed and when I wake up. Quietly. No tears or drama.

Sometimes I wish for drama/hysterics/primal screams. I'm almost there but don't want to alarm anyone or check myself into one of those rehabs like that Gerber kid for anxiety. [I think Clooney did it somehow]

All will be well is my mental tattoo. Repeat with, "You have dealt with worse, buck up and stop it. God's got this and you have no control!" Or, "Many people are going through worse, shut up!" "Shut up and sing!"

Thanks for the prayer, Donna. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (hzuYO)

313 They really were willing to blow up the entire CA economy to forbid a (non-liberal) owner of CNN.

I'll say this about liberals, they fight for keeps and they never say "this isn't a hill worth dying on".

They'll fight to keep a pedo murderer illegal alien from being deported.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (FAUyE)

314 Piker is serving someone's agenda. There are no "independent voices" on the Left. Just people allowed or required to do their thing.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:28 PM (/9X1x)



He's just a mouthy islhamic asshole here to bring the caliphate upon America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)

315 Apparently, Cruise is now besties with Taylor Swift -- another reason to hate him.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 01:30 PM (J4Dwc)

316 Michael Caine REALLY wanted that Oscar for The Cider House Rules...an outright evil film. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

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Never watched it nor was interested. Literally just read that it was about abortion. These days they'd have a dead fetus on the poster and it'd get 95% on Rotten Tomatoes but back then it had to be buried under an innocuous title with no marketing on the subject... Ugh...

Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 01:30 PM (Bhsk7)

317 313 They really were willing to blow up the entire CA economy to forbid a (non-liberal) owner of CNN.

I'll say this about liberals, they fight for keeps and they never say "this isn't a hill worth dying on".

They'll fight to keep a pedo murderer illegal alien from being deported.

Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (FAUyE)

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It is the same state government that blew up their state economy to shut down key oil refineries.

Also the same one that blew up their state economy by allowing illegal immigrants to enroll in CalAid.

Blowing up the state economy is just about the only thing the CA state government is good at.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 01:30 PM (38W+X)

318 All will be well is my mental tattoo. Repeat with, "You have dealt with worse, buck up and stop it. God's got this and you have no control!" Or, "Many people are going through worse, shut up!" "Shut up and sing!"

[ . . . ]
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (hzuYO)


The price of giving up nightmares is giving up the dreams.
You have this.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (rbvCR)

319 They say "thick thighs save lives" for a reason.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 01:25 PM


Hey big boy!

Posted by: Suzanne Somers at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (2Ez/1)

320 NOooooDD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 01:31 PM (HeG1i)

321 She's yet another Nickelodeon 'star' likely molested as a yute then shoved down our throats as a one name phenom

She seems to lean into it rather than be horrified by it though. I think that explains her casting. Like that chick who was cast as Valkyrie in Marvel? Lots of shots of her literally snuggling up to the director Taika Waititi before the first film of her as Valkyrie was made.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2026 01:32 PM (KyEAU)

322 He's just a mouthy islhamic asshole here to bring the caliphate upon America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:29 PM (ccf/V)

You're gonna have to narrow that one down considerably.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (/9X1x)

323 Michael Caine REALLY wanted that Oscar for The Cider House Rules...an outright evil film. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Just saw him in something where he goes to a D-Day reunion by himself and meets other veterans.

He must be 95 years old now.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 01:34 PM (Oy/m2)

324 I just watched The Legend Of Van Dorn. Fairly close to actual history

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (LHPAg)

325
You're gonna have to narrow that one down considerably.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 01:33 PM (/9X1x)



Piker......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

326 June this year when, as Breitbart News reported, many CNN employees were so worried over the evolving merger they turned their boss's office into a makeshift "psychiatrist's couch,"


Considering a couch is how most of these people got their jobs in the first place...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2026 01:57 PM (ISZPj)

327 I remember when my awesome father in law declared CNN was going to be a breakthrough in news reporting, reporting from places across the globe in real time!!! That was when they first started in 1980.

Man o man that perception faded rather quickly when we found they were covering Saddam Hussian in a lie filled discovery.

Posted by: DanMan at September 23, 2026 02:00 PM (8uzBS)

328 324 I just watched The Legend Of Van Dorn. Fairly close to actual history
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 01:38 PM (LHPAg)

Mamie or Buck?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 23, 2026 02:02 PM (s1VwS)

329 More Canadians have been killed via MAID then Americans have died from "gun violence". And remember they have about 1/8th our population
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

I read it was the 4th cause of death in Canada...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 01:06 PM (+gK6I)

So murder is Canada's only growth industry?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 02:06 PM (uhVAy)

330 no one will ever read what i write

because sid's ass tastes so good

Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 02:13 PM (K+75H)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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Disentanglement

At the personal scale, the destruction of a relationship is emotionally disturbing and painful. Whether it is some formal means of destruction like a divorce or something informal like just gradually or suddenly severing contact, the relationship is wrecked and there are bound to be hard feelings on both sides. Both sides will feel wronged, and neither side is likely to accept responsibility for whatever caused the failure. That's not fun for anyone involved, but it is rare that there is a big blast radius when an interpersonal relationship is destroyed.

That is not true when the scale increases and the relationship at risk is not inter-personal but inter-national. That failure of relationships between nation-states are usually complex phenomena and require careful management to avoid courting real harm as the relationship unwinds or - even worse - shifts into actual policy-backed animosity. The worst kind of adjustment is from "friendly" to "unfriendly," skipping the much more manageable condition of "neutral but sometimes cooperative." The conversion into unfriendliness or even hostility is particularly bad when the countries involved are geographical neighbors, and so managing the end of the prior era is even more important. That is the point we are now reaching with the country that has long been one of our most important allies: our neighbor to the north.

Canada is doing everything in its power to pivot the relationship with the United States from historical friendliness to active hostility (though Canada would surely swap the country names in that sentence). This is somewhat tragic given the long, rich history of US-Canadian cooperation, essential cultural compatibility and our mutual - if lopsided - economic dependence. Carney has doubled down on everything Trudeau was doing that the US considered untenable to maintaining the status quo. Earlier this year, Canada doubled down on alignment with the CCP, essentially ending any chance at the USMCA surviving - even with changes. As I put it at the time:

Unless something changes, the intermediate-term effects of this breakdown will go well beyond mere trading economics. For generations, Canada and the United States have been vitally important partners to each other. We have been two distinct countries with compatible cultures, economic integration, deep diplomatic ties, stalwart military alliance and general friendliness at the micro and the macro. That is fracturing in real time as Ottawa pursues ever-tighter coupling with Beijing. The obvious distaste Canada's ruling class has for the United States in general and Donald Trump in particular is secondary, but serves to add yet more strain to an already strained relationship.

This strain has likely ended the USMCA. Whether it is also the beginning of the end for generally good US/Canada relations remains to be seen.

It happened much faster than I expected, but it is the end of generally good US-Canada relations. Last week, Carney and the EU announced that they are working toward bringing Canada into the EU - sort of. Canada, not being European, cannot join the EU according to the EU's own rules. Not to worry, though - the EU is the floating the idea of creating an entirely new kind of EU membership just for Canada. They're calling it "associate membership:"
Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has welcomed the European Union's ambition for Canada to become its first "associate member", calling for closer cooperation on defence, critical minerals and energy security.

Carney told the European Parliament in Strasbourg on Thursday that Canada and Europe were "stronger together" in the face of "geopolitical rupture".

His comments came a day after European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen proposed "opening the door" to Canada's associate membership, a status that does not currently exist.

This is about one thing: the pissing match between Red China and the EU and the US. Setting aside the laughable quotes like He said a Canada-EU alliance would create a "beacon for other democracies", while stressing the two sides were not seeking to form a new power bloc and "This is about sovereignty, our ability to live as we wish. We do not seek power to dominate others,", attempting to move Canada into the European empire - and the empire's enthusiasm for it - is a clear signal that our status quo ante is now over. Carney is CCP-first and Europe-second, and has helped transform Canada into an adversary.

If we accept that the recent historical norm of close US-Canada alignment is now over - and perhaps we shouldn't, though it looks that way to me - the question for the United States becomes how to deal with it and, by extension, how to deal with the EU. It's a tricky problem because it must balance the mutual pain we can deliver to each other while still marginalizing the other player. There is a lot of trade with Canada and much of it is important. We can live without it, but that would suck and be incredibly disruptive if it happens all at once. Canada is betting that it can replace the US in trade if it disregards its sovereignty and culture and allows itself to be spit-roasted by Beijing and Brussels. Time will tell whether that is true, but the damage will be done regardless.

The funny part of this is that most of the United States' actions to date have been around maintaining the status quo with Canada while implementing new policies more broadly. We want a couple of things from Canada, but most of our focus has been further abroad, mostly focused on Red China, Latin America and the EU. By working to help Red China circumvent US trade policy and by aligning with the both Red China and the EU in direct opposition to the United States' goals in those places, Canada has decided to change its status from "neighbor with generally good but sometimes strained relations" to "adversary."

Much as it pains me to say it - because, for what it's worth, I generally like Canadians and Canada itself - the US must seize the initiative. With Canada now an adversary, the US should preemptively and unilaterally start implementing policies that reflect the new reality. The US must take action to adjust to the new normal and control the terms of disengagement with Canada wherever possible. This US could consider, in no particular order:
- Secure the northern border. An enormous unsecured border with an ally is one thing, but it must not be permitted with an adversary. Border walls, fewer and more-secure border crossings, permanent increase in Coast Guard presence on the Great Lakes, full inspections of all commercial road and rail traffic, etc. all should be implemented.
- Withdraw from the USMCA and immediately replace it with a new deal - or, preferably, a series of bilateral deals - with Mexico and other Latin American countries.
- Forbid any product manufactured outside of Canada, or manufactured in Canada by foreign companies that are not based in the United States, from entering the United States from Canada. Any company found to be mislabeling goods is banned from any export to the United States, in perpetuity.
- If the EU and Canada work out an arrangement to bring Canada into the EU, withdraw from NATO. It is insane to be the military power guaranteeing the security of what is the new Warsaw Pact.
- Require visas from travel from Canada. Many Canadians actually like the United States and it would be stupid to forbid them to come here, but add friction and make it clear that this is a response to Canadian policy changes, not an attack on friendly Canadians.
- Sever cooperation between the Federal Reserve and the Bank of Canada on policy coordination and information exchange.
- Buy as much Canadian energy as possible. The energy-producing provinces are much friendly to the United States than the political power provinces are, and every drop of Canadian oil that flows here is not flowing to Red China or the EU - and it would build goodwill with potential change-agents in Canada.

Are any of those good ideas? I don't know. Most of them probably aren't. Given that Canada has now made its adversarial status crystal clear, however, the US should act first and seize the initiative. It sucks. It would be better for everyone in both countries if Canada's government wasn't doing everything in its power to subvert US policy goals and destroy our once-strong relationship while simultaneously exposing Canadians to tremendous economic pain, but it is. Canada no longer wants to be under the US umbrella, and the US cannot afford tight integration with an adversary - so it is time to begin disentanglement

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 10:53 AM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (d7mRD)

2 Disentanglement

this is about quantum computing, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 10:55 AM (v3pYe)

3 WOW, early monkey!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 10:56 AM (N1DT3)

4 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:56 AM (d7mRD)

5 - Withdraw from the USMCA and immediately replace it with a new deal - or, preferably, a series of bilateral deals - with Mexico and other Latin American countries.

Counterpoint: Sheinbaum is just as performatively antiAmerican as Carney.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at September 23, 2026 10:56 AM (yYROg)

6 Canada has relied on the US to support their socialism.

They are VERY angry that their free ride is getting reduced. (We STILL will be funding most of their defense.)

They are making it very clear that they are incapable of governing themselves. We should take Alberta and the entire west side of Canada as territories (some is already named that!) and just cut off all the rest.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 10:58 AM (N1DT3)

7 Blow, Canada.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:02 AM (TezPK)

8 Snow Mexicans most effected.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:03 AM (TezPK)

9 Canada, along with Iran, China, the EU and in coordination with the Democratic Party is focused on the midterm elections. Combined, they believe that gaining control of Congress will slow and eventually halt the progression of a government that serves the people, not global interests destructive to our democratic republic.

And they may just get their wish.

If people don’t show up in November, it will be the future.

Posted by: That Guy at September 23, 2026 11:03 AM (JpKcK)

10 Good thing I'm stocked up on maple syrup.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM (TezPK)

11 That does it. I'm implementing a full boycott of all Hallmark movies. Mrs D is annoyed but she'll get over it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM (2WIwB)

12 Wish John Candy was still around. He could invade his homeland again.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM (4Kzcm)

13 The energy-producing provinces are much friendly to the United States than the political power provinces are

Yep - pursue policies that benefit Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba, while punishing the rest of Canada.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 23, 2026 11:05 AM (aD4fx)

14 Canada = Mounties
China = Mounters

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:05 AM (TezPK)

15 So like today, ehh, we're gonna discuss uh dis... Disent... Disentanglement. Ehh

You don't even know what that means. Hoser.

I do too. ehh. It means... It means get me a beer. Ehh.

Posted by: Bob and Doug at September 23, 2026 11:05 AM (F9nWj)

16 The simplest answer would be to lay Canada under tribute.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:06 AM (4NO2D)

17 Sgt. Preston weeps.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (TezPK)

18 I read the whole thing. Under AOS guidelines, that means I should not comment.
“Should” and “guidelines” being the operative words here.

Posted by: RI Red at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (GOpmI)

19 Good thing I'm stocked up on maple syrup.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:04 AM



Buy American!

Posted by: Vermont at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (4NO2D)

20 Worth noting that Canada's descent predates Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:07 AM (2UnvF)

21 Fucking frostbacks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 11:08 AM (d7mRD)

22 The Society of Actuaries had (probably still has) a meeting/seminar for new Fellows. It's hard to tell given it's a group of actuaries, but there is a celebratory aspect to it. After the day's scheduled events, the Canadians would go out on the town (Chicago, in my case) and have a few drinks and get to know each other. They were very funny and I thoroughly enjoyed hanging out with them. In general, the US actuaries skipped the fun and went back to their hotel rooms to work.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 11:09 AM (2ap+5)

23 I never dreamed we'd have such problems from America's Largest National Park.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 11:09 AM (gLYp7)

24 Buy American!
Posted by: Vermont

Questionable.

Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 11:09 AM (F9nWj)

25 The canucks got too big for their britches. They are the spoiled kid whose parents always fought their battles for them and they grew up thinking they're bulletproof.

Time to let them find out what it's like to get punched in the face.

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (oqH4h)

26 What will we do without Canadian bacon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (wpRMV)

27 Where's that Alberta fellow? He's got a good head on his shoulders about stuff like this. Also, Grampy I think.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (l26NL)

28
Strike, immediately and with overwhelming force, at the Strategic Poutine Reserve.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (eRlcH)

29 > Earlier this year, Canada doubled down on alignment with the CCP, essentially ending any chance at the USMCA surviving - even with changes.
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This, right here, is what's behind the hostility.

China.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (2Cry5)

30 Search out videos of the Canadian parliament. It's a bunch of people from India and Pakistan arguing with each other.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (2UnvF)

31 I think we may be distracted from the epstien files.

Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 11:11 AM (F9nWj)

32 Buck- before we undertake any of the changes you recommend, I think we'll have to see if the Canadians vote to keep the current lunatic regime (the next general federal election in Canada must be held by Oct. 15, 2029). I think, or perhaps it's just a hope, the Canadians will come to their senses. I don't imagine Carney's policies sit well with many or most of them, but then, I don't follow their politics that closely.

This is a longer time horizon than I'd like, but Canada is a valuable ally, and I'd really like to see if this can be resolved to the benefit of both partners.

Posted by: Aretha at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

33 What will we do without Canadian bacon?

* makes "call me" gesture *

Posted by: Hormel Cure 88 at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (vTZFs)

34 Argghhhhh.

Posted by: Archimedes = Aretha at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

35 I remember when Quebec came close to secession and we were wondering if France would be the first to recognize them. As a thought exercise we started planning for the deployment of the French military, and what an invasion by American troops would look like. The CG happened to walk in, saw what we were doing,and I got the dreaded "Captain Diogenes, can I have a word."

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (2WIwB)

36 I'd appreciate some Canadian snow about now.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (LHPAg)

37 Buck- before we undertake any of the changes you recommend, I think we'll have to see if the Canadians vote to keep the current lunatic regime (the next general federal election in Canada must be held by Oct. 15, 2029).

So, what, we just lie back and get f*cked for three full years? Not a good plan, IMO.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (vTZFs)

38 Mark it now: if Canada continues on this path, there will be PRC bases on our border.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)

39 Argghhhhh.
Posted by: Archimedes

Also, it's a Joe Mannix post, not a Throckmorton post.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:14 AM (77rzZ)

40 Many typos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2026 11:14 AM (fcCLB)

41 I'd appreciate some Canadian snow about now.
Posted by: Eromero

I like their fishing in northern Saskatchewan and the NWT. I also actually enjoy Canadian football. I don't think I've ever met a Canadian I didn't like.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (l26NL)

42 Free Alberta!

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (TezPK)

43 - If the EU and Canada work out an arrangement to bring Canada into the EU, withdraw from NATO. It is insane to be the military power guaranteeing the security of what is the new Warsaw Pact.

This is probably the most fraught step, and one I'd be very reticent to take. However, I agree with the idea that we can't be both hostile to Canada and its primary ally.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

44
The CG happened to walk in, saw what we were doing,and I got the dreaded "Captain Diogenes, can I have a word."

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (2WIwB)

__________

Was that about the time when Canadians were horrified to learn about War Plan Red?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (eRlcH)

45 >>the US actuaries skipped the fun and went back to their hotel rooms to work watch porn

Posted by: to work, sure Jan at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (J4Dwc)

46 Free Alberta!
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (TezPK)

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With purchase of equal or greater value!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (2UnvF)

47 Sorry, Joe.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

48 Mark it now: if Canada continues on this path, there will be PRC bases on our border.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)




Attacks on the US launched from Canada might mean the end of Canada.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2026 11:17 AM (rJ48h)

49 Fat Alberta!

Posted by: The Coz at September 23, 2026 11:17 AM (TezPK)

50 Hey hey hey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (fcCLB)

51 43 - If the EU and Canada work out an arrangement to bring Canada into the EU, withdraw from NATO. It is insane to be the military power guaranteeing the security of what is the new Warsaw Pact.

This is probably the most fraught step, and one I'd be very reticent to take. However, I agree with the idea that we can't be both hostile to Canada and its primary ally.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)
This sounds familiar. Europe before WW I?

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (LHPAg)

52 Solution: Make the CCP's relationship with Canada untenable.
There is not enough profit in trade with Europe and Europe cannot afford to prop up Canada as Xi will.

This hemisphere has no place for the CCP. There is no place for the CCP on our border. Do we want China on our border? No. It should be regarded as an invasion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (iLKq8)

53
Tis pity Canada has spent its history just defining itself as Not-the-US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:18 AM (eRlcH)

54 Fat Alberta!
Posted by: The Coz

Alberta VO5

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)

55 Early Monkey gets the..Worm?

Posted by: It's Not My Minkey at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (Fn+3X)

56 38 Mark it now: if Canada continues on this path, there will be PRC bases on our border.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)

Which is why I say, in all seriousness, we should use all available devices to destabilize the government and replace it with one more agreeable. Negotiating Greenland doesn't mean much if the enemy can walk across the border.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (sAnBa)

57 55 Early Monkey gets the..Worm?
Posted by: It's Not My Minkey at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (Fn+3X)
Banana.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (LHPAg)

58 If it keeps Fat Canucks off the Outer Banks, I'm for it.

Posted by: Canadian Hole, NC at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (Fn+3X)

59 > Mark it now: if Canada continues on this path, there will be PRC bases on our border.
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There might already be some...

It's been alleged that the PRC has established "outposts" at various Canadian border patrol points. Supposedly to "train" and "observe" border control methods and processes.

And spy on American interests on or near the border.

Mostly spy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (2Cry5)

60 Alberta VO5
Posted by: Bulg

My fave!

Posted by: Greasy Gavin at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (TezPK)

61
It would not surprise me to learn the heathen Chinee have secret bases in the far north of Canada.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:20 AM (eRlcH)

62 Canada’s about an hour and a half north of me. They drive slower and have weird money.
Also, the occasional illegal alien bearing fentanyl.

Posted by: RI Red at September 23, 2026 11:21 AM (GOpmI)

63 It's been alleged that the PRC has established "outposts" at various Canadian border patrol points. Supposedly to "train" and "observe" border control methods and processes.

And spy on American interests on or near the border.

Mostly spy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

And facilitate movement of CCP citizens across said border.

Posted by: Greasy Gavin at September 23, 2026 11:22 AM (TezPK)

64 It would not surprise me to learn the heathen Chinee have secret bases in the far north of Canada.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Yukon never tell.

Posted by: Greasy Gavin at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (TezPK)

65 51st state? That’s an outrage!!! How dare Trunp even bring that up.

Oooh 29th EU colony? Where do we sign up?

/ Canada

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (jmRo5)

66
I have to go out and buy coffee. You people be good while I'm gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (eRlcH)

67 Off hair-gel sock

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:23 AM (TezPK)

68 It doesn't seem inconceivable to me that the US and Canada could engage in a shooting war some time. Let's say Alberta ends up declaring independence, Canada uses military force to try to prevent this (using protection of indigenous people as the excuse), and Alberta asks US for military assistance against Canada........ I'm not advocating for this, or even predicting, just mentioning as a possibility.

Posted by: Road Warrior at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (wHUXH)

69 11 That does it. I'm implementing a full boycott of all Hallmark movies. Mrs D is annoyed but she'll get over it.
Posted by: Diogenes

It's OK. Those flicks haven't been the same since Aunt Becky went into the Slammer.

Posted by: Merry Christmas, Indeed at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (Fn+3X)

70 Canada would have voted to let Clancy go free.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (dXMch)

71 Canada’s about an hour and a half north of me. They drive slower and have weird money.

In Michigan, you'd occasionally get a Canadian penny in your change. Nobody cared. You'd spend it just like any American penny.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

72 Thx Joe.
Before our Congress even thought about doing your suggestions, Canada and Carney will implode. Carney the other day said Canada is the most affordable it's been in ten years. Someone that delusional won't last long

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (I6R/i)

73 48 Mark it now: if Canada continues on this path, there will be PRC bases on our border.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)

Attacks on the US launched from Canada might mean the end of Canada.

Posted by: mr tmz
----

One more territory in our hemispherical independence.
One more tranche of Islamists to deport.
Normal Canadian's will be glad to no longer suffer the fools.
The French Canadian's will bitch as they always do but they
will enjoy their little 'free French' fiefdom protected by
crude Uncle Sam.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (iLKq8)

74 It doesn't seem inconceivable to me that the US and Canada could engage in a shooting war some time. Let's say Alberta ends up declaring independence, Canada uses military force to try to prevent this (using protection of indigenous people as the excuse), and Alberta asks US for military assistance against Canada........ I'm not advocating for this, or even predicting, just mentioning as a possibility.
Posted by: Road Warrior

Albertans could probably defeat Canadian armed forces on it's own.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (TezPK)

75 I have to go out and buy coffee. You people be good while I'm gone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You're not new here...

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:26 AM (77rzZ)

76 TezPK)

68 It doesn't seem inconceivable to me that the US and Canada could engage in a shooting war some time. Let's say Alberta ends up declaring independence, Canada uses military force to try to prevent this (using protection of indigenous people as the excuse), and Alberta asks US for military assistance against Canada........ I'm not advocating for this, or even predicting, just mentioning as a possibility.
Posted by: Road Warrior at September 23, 2026 11:24 AM (wHUXH)

It wouldn’t last long. The only things that physically tie Alberta to the rest of Canada are a dozen or so hiway intersections and a few airports. Control those, fights over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:26 AM (dXMch)

77 What will we do without Canadian bacon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 11:10 AM (wpRMV)
==
All be better off. A terrible piece of food.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:27 AM (7/DDO)

78 Mark it now: if Canada continues on this path, there will be PRC bases on our border.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:13 AM (HeG1i)


Outnumbered only by the Mosques that get built.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:27 AM (2WIwB)

79 Alberta’s independence isn’t happening unfortunately. Like most states it’s the rural vs city divide. If just rural Alberta voted it would be a slam dunk yes. Add in Edmonton and Calgary with its “diversity” and woke batshit crazy leftists and it overwhelms the vote to no.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:27 AM (jmRo5)

80 There is no such thing as "Canadian bacon".

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)

81 Does Canada even HAVE a functional military now?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (Gqar8)

82 33 What will we do without Canadian bacon?

Egg McMuffins to go from unaffordable to more unaffordable.

Posted by: Large combo meal? That'll be $38.77 at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (TbWk/)

83 Buck- before we undertake any of the changes you recommend, I think we'll have to see if the Canadians vote to keep the current lunatic regime (the next general federal election in Canada must be held by Oct. 15, 2029).

You would have us wait until Trump is no longer in office in the hopes that either Canada will reverse the trajectory it's been on for at least 2015 - first election of Trudeau as PM, or that whoever replaces Trump as President will act as forcefully as he in protecting the US?

That seems unwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (ExV1e)

84 Drove the Northway from Albany up to Saratoga or Glens Falls many times. The Canadians drive like lunatics on that road , especially the truckers. Seen a lot of wrecks involving Canucks especially in winter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (I6R/i)

85 Canada's pivot to the EU isn't all that surprising. I still think they're going to have their ass handed to them, by the US, but the EU will be there to put a band-aid on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:29 AM (2Cry5)

86 >>>In Michigan, you'd occasionally get a Canadian penny in your change

And Canadian quarters. They’d spend in Michigan, as well. Except in vending machines.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:29 AM (J4Dwc)

87 Cut all trade with Canada for six months. Give them a taste of deprivation. Then start whispering in the Canadian population's ears that perhaps regime change in their government might be a better recourse.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 11:29 AM (g8Ew8)

88 "Conscious uncoupling" is what Gwyneth called divorce.

This can be more like a trial separation where we leave the door open for rapprochement .

We have 10x the population of Canada. Rough math says that the effects of a trade war with reciprocal 'tit for tat' tariffs will hit your average Canadian 10x that of an American.

The EU is already a sinking ship. I don't give it ten years on current trajectory.

This tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of the Canadian people in mind, and hopefully the people will figure this out. At least in some provinces.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (dtajH)

89 I think I read somewhere that 90% of Canadas population lives within 150 miles of American borders. Huddled on our doorstep, so to speak.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar8)

90 42 Free Alberta!
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 11:15 AM (TezPK)

With purchase of Alberta of equal or greater value.

Posted by: Always read the fine print, eh. at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (TbWk/)

91
The Covid-esque/Syence!!!!! Phase of the

Sydney Sweeney Jelly-Driven Backlash has begun.

https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj


Finally! All the Sydney Sweeney Hating gals with itty, bitty, little tweakers can prance around with their sallow, vegan-fed chests puffed out, and their patchouli oil wafting in the air screaming,

"Ha ha, Sydney Sweeney! Ha, ha! I'm probably healthier than you!....Probably! It's Syence!!!!"


What a great day for them!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (YSUhf)

92 When Germany under the AfD leaves the EU, there will be a stampede, leaving only Canada and France in it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (4NO2D)

93 This is probably the most fraught step, and one I'd be very reticent to take.

Whereas I have been ready to leave NATO for 30 years now. Europe are not our allies and multilateral defense treaties are stupid. We can do something with Poland if we feel that a US presence in Europe is warranted and let the rest fend for themselves.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (ExV1e)

94 There is no such thing as "Canadian bacon".
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)

It's just ham.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (g8Ew8)

95 It doesn't seem inconceivable to me that the US and Canada could engage in a shooting war some time.
Posted by: Road Warrior


The incoming warfare isn't pew-pew. It's beep-bop-boop and cha-ching~! The US is under attack 24/7 by the CCP by other means. 800,000 CCP students aren't here for the Starbucks and Sociology 101 lectures.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (HeG1i)

96 You would have us wait until Trump is no longer in office in the hopes that either Canada will reverse the trajectory it's been on for at least 2015 - first election of Trudeau as PM, or that whoever replaces Trump as President will act as forcefully as he in protecting the US?

That seems unwise.


Fair point, but I think it might be a good thing if Trump were to leave. They've painted themselves into a corner because of pride and a desire to stick it to the US, specifically Trump, and once he leaves, they can declare victory, save face, and then do what is in the best interests of the country, as opposed to what that petulant twit Carney wants to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)

97 tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of the Canadian people in mind, and hopefully the people will figure this out. At least in some provinces.

Posted by: Ignoramus

Blacks vote 90% Dem and have for 60 years even as Dem policies have been destructive for them.

People can be very stupid for a very long time when it comes to voting against their interests.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (jmRo5)

98 Oooops,

Forgot the link

https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj


Stupid brain...
(kicks rocks*)

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)

99 Posted by: Aretha at September 23, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

Waiting three years for their election on the off chance they get their heads out of their asses is a bad plan. They can do a huge amount of damage (and they will) in that time.

And...it is Joe Mannix, not Buck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (UmQWa)

100 Confrontation between the CCP and the Islamists may be interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (iLKq8)

101 After Trump is gone we'll kiss and make up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (Cqx++)

102 And Canadian quarters. They’d spend in Michigan, as well. Except in vending machines.
Posted by: one hour sober

I don't remember getting Canadian quarters. Maybe a dime once in a while. But I grew up on the western side of the state, so maybe the bigger coins didn't make it over that far.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

103 tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of the Canadian people in mind, and hopefully the people will figure this out. At least in some provinces.

Posted by: Ignoramus

Blacks vote 90% Dem and have for 60 years even as Dem policies have been destructive for them.

People can be very stupid for a very long time when it comes to voting against their interests.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (jmRo5)


"Free Stuff" and Envy are powerful drugs.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (YSUhf)

104 So, Chinada or Chinadia?

Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (85Bnm)

105 Before our Congress even thought about doing your suggestions, Canada and Carney will implode. Carney the other day said Canada is the most affordable it's been in ten years. Someone that delusional won't last long
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:25 AM (I6R/i)


The next PM will be Indian.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (ExV1e)

106 Oooops,

Forgot the link

https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj


Stupid brain...
(kicks rocks*)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)

Kick rocks again because your stupid brain tricked you into thinking you left off the link.

Check your post again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (N1DT3)

107 Early Monkey gets the..Worm?
Posted by: It's Not My Minkey at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (Fn+3X)
Banana.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 11:19 AM (LHPAg)


Naaaa....he's just happy to see you.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (2WIwB)

108 And they can keep their nasty Geese, too!

Posted by: Honking Crap Machines at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (Fn+3X)

109
This isn't the Canada you grew up with.

45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.

Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (Y8DZL)

110 And Canadian quarters. They’d spend in Michigan, as well. Except in vending machines.
Posted by: one hour sober

I don't remember getting Canadian quarters. Maybe a dime once in a while. But I grew up on the western side of the state, so maybe the bigger coins didn't make it over that far.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

I would occasionally get them in downstate Illinois. How did you never get them in west Michigan?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (N1DT3)

111 This isn't the Canada you grew up with.

45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.


Also a very fair point.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

112 Oooops,

Forgot the link

https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj


Stupid brain...
(kicks rocks*)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)

Kick rocks again because your stupid brain tricked you into thinking you left off the link.

Check your post again.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 23, 2026 11:33 AM (N1DT3)


NOOOOOOOO!

(kicks brain)

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (YSUhf)

113 ...and once he leaves, they can declare victory, save face, and then do what is in the best interests of the country, as opposed to what that petulant twit Carney wants to do.
-----

That presumes that "the people" have any say in how things are going to be done in Canada.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (TN0g+)

114 This isn't the Canada you grew up with.

45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.
Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 11:34 AM (Y8DZL)

The videos I see of rivers and lakes polluted by the invaders is quite eye opening.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (N1DT3)

115 Fair point, but I think it might be a good thing if Trump were to leave. They've painted themselves into a corner because of pride and a desire to stick it to the US, specifically Trump, and once he leaves, they can declare victory, save face, and then do what is in the best interests of the country, as opposed to what that petulant twit Carney wants to do.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (Riz8t)


People who behave like that are not stalwart allies and we should not pretend that they are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (ExV1e)

116 It's just ham.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Lies!!
Next your going to try and tell us pork, bacon and ham are from the same animal. Doctor indeed.
Not a biologist though.

Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 11:36 AM (F9nWj)

117 There is no such thing as "Canadian bacon".
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)

It's just ham.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
________

And as much as I like country ham, ham is not bacon. Too little fat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 11:36 AM (XvL8K)

118 I would occasionally get them in downstate Illinois. How did you never get them in west Michigan?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Don't know. Maybe I did and just don't remember. But that seems unlikely. I surely would have noticed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)

119 Carney is playing a losing hand and doing what he can to try and stop the US play. The democrats are all traitors, willfully helping avowed and soon to be avowed enemies topple the republic so they can continue what they were wanting to do under Biden.

China and the EU are both dying places. Canada has decided to for a moment leave the the most stable and profitable geographic alliance to chase their tail with the remainder of the Davos crowd and the global communist cabal. Big mistake.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (7/DDO)

120 think I read somewhere that 90% of Canadas population lives within 150 miles of American borders. Huddled on our doorstep, so to speak.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar

Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver are each an hour’s drive or less from the border. Those 3 metro areas are something like 50% of the population. Canadas population and economic engines are all practically next to the US.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (jmRo5)

121 People who behave like that are not stalwart allies and we should not pretend that they are.

The point here is that Carney DOESN'T represent most Canadians, he just kind of fell into the job when Baby Fidel had to leave. It would be like everyone abandoning us because of Biden's Reign of Error.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (Riz8t)

122 This isn't the Canada you grew up with.

45% imported population, Internationalist socialist eurucommie government completely invested in a moral superiority they never possessed and dedicated to killing it's own elderly and depressed.

Also a very fair point.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

***

They are butchering the generation that would vote against all this commie BS...which also serves to keep everyone else in line.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 11:37 AM (2WIwB)

123 Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver are each an hour’s drive or less from the border. Those 3 metro areas are something like 50% of the population. Canadas population and economic engines are all practically next to the US.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that's more than 100 miles from the US border.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)

124 It's just ham.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
--------

Very tasty portion of ham.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (iLKq8)

125 The point here is that Carney DOESN'T represent most Canadians

At least I hope he doesn't, or even if he does, they'll come to their senses when the chickens come home to roost. China is NOT a good ally.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t)

126 Yeah imported population is accurate. Vancouver is basically a “no whites need apply” city today.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (jmRo5)

127 Yeah imported population is accurate. Vancouver is basically a “no whites need apply” city today.

I think you're forgetting that diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

128 The CBC is PBS+NPR on steroids. The Canadian government is becoming Stalinist in its operations.

The Canadian political class is becoming an exclusive band of looters and thieves and will employ any means necessary to maintain its control over the country.

I'm betting the most popular map in Canada today is the one with the Stars and Stripes superimposed on the US, AK, and Greenland, and surrounding poor little Canada.

Elbows up.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2026 11:42 AM (rj6Yv)

129 It's just ham.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
--------

Very tasty portion of ham.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (iLKq
==
There is a processing to it that doesn't remind me of ham at all. More like bad ham lunchmeat. I much prefer actual ham for breakfast.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (7/DDO)

130 Greater Toronto metro region is 20% of the population. That would be like NYC metro area having 70M people. That amount of influence from one region is crazy.

It’s why Alberta gets fucked. The entire province has 1/2 the population of greater Toronto. Their interests will always get outvoted.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (jmRo5)

131 "People can be very stupid for a very long time when it comes to voting against their interests."

mumble mumble "but you can't fool all the people all of the time."

Things shoud change after the mid-terms especially if the Canadian economy is getting kicked in the nads.

I say "should" because political structures can resist the will of the people. That's what's happening across Europe. It's toxic when mixed with economic decline. You'd think the Europeans would have learned this by now.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (dtajH)

132 I don't remember getting Canadian quarters. Maybe a dime once in a while. But I grew up on the western side of the state, so maybe the bigger coins didn't make it over that far.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)


When I was living in Alaska, we would always have some Canadian quarters and dimes. the quarters worked in pop machines.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 23, 2026 11:43 AM (PSEDc)

133 >>Don't know. Maybe I did and just don't remember. But that seems unlikely. I surely would have noticed.

Born and raised in the Muskegon area and I got them in my change frequently. You probably just don’t remember.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (J4Dwc)

134 It's just ham.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


Trust him. He's a doctor.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (vTZFs)

135 Wouldn't it be lovely if we could divert the Deep State's focus from destroying this country to destroying our enemies. Canada wouldn't stand a chance.

Posted by: Polka will never die at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (BwOu7)

136 Very tasty portion of ham.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:39 AM (iLKq
==
There is a processing to it that doesn't remind me of ham at all. More like bad ham lunchmeat. I much prefer actual ham for breakfast.



It is NOT ham.
Canadian bacon is a fully cooked, savory pork product made from the lean eye of the pig's back loin rather than the fatty pork belly used for traditional streaky bacon.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

137 Economic blockade on Canada, same a with Iran. Let’s see if the Chinese and the Euros can keep them going.

I’d like to see the federal structure of Canada break up completely and for them to devolve into several independent states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:46 AM (dXMch)

138 Well THAT'S gotta hurt.

https://tinyurl.com/n8dj5svt

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

139 It is NOT ham.
Canadian bacon is a fully cooked, savory pork product made from the lean eye of the pig's back loin rather than the fatty pork belly used for traditional streaky bacon.
Posted by: Archimedes
_________

There's no such thing as lean bacon.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 11:47 AM (XvL8K)

140 When Germany under the AfD leaves the EU, there will be a stampede, leaving only Canada and France in it.

Posted by: toby928(c)


France will be bankrupt soon, so probably Greece and Bulgaria instead. Only Germany and France are net positive contributors to the EU, and they are both dying. All of the rest are net takers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 11:47 AM (0U5gm)

141 Brock Bowers of the LV Raiders (seems weird) will play for the first time this year this weekend, after undergoing a "meniscus trim".
Is this anything like a Brazilian??

Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 11:48 AM (sl73Y)

142 Canada is a federation. They were only a nation when called on to fight the Crown's wars. And to support the NHL, where 80% of the franchises are now in the US.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 11:49 AM (dtajH)

143 138>> On the other side of the coin, they can't do as much harm if they're not in office to do anything.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 11:52 AM (3Ope8)

144 Canadian bacon, bacon, ham.
You don't eat a pig like that all at once

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 11:52 AM (I6R/i)

145 Economic blockade on Canada, same a with Iran. Let’s see if the Chinese and the Euros can keep them going.

I’d like to see the federal structure of Canada break up completely and for them to devolve into several independent states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 11:46 AM (dXMch)
==
This is the most likely end point if they stay on this path. Just like China where in all likelihood will be a citi-state dissolution, led by Shanghei.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:53 AM (7/DDO)

146 What were Carney's political position(s) before his present position in Canada?

I think, IIRC, he had some sort of association with the EU in a political/professional capacity. So his combative posture with Trump might be "manufactured" and/or ingrained by too much EU influence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 11:54 AM (2Cry5)

147 Anyone thinking this will blow over once Trump is gone is missing the point. The globalists want this. Blaming Trump just distracts average Canadians.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2026 11:54 AM (2UnvF)

148 145 This is the most likely end point if they stay on this path. Just like China where in all likelihood will be a citi-state dissolution, led by Shanghei.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:53 AM (7/DDO)

========

Both Canada and Mexico have replacement birth rates on par with China.

Like 1.2 or so.

All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (38W+X)

149 >>:the quarters worked in pop machines.

Wired because in Michigan they’d get stuck. Hitting the coin return lever repeatedly would sometimes spit them back, sometimes not.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (J4Dwc)

150 Breakfast meat trio - sausage, bacon, ham (real ham). With some eggs, that is eating. If you want to really break it down, sausage links and patties.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (7/DDO)

151 *wierd

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (J4Dwc)

152 Oooops,

Forgot the link

https://tinyurl.com/57jwk4rj


Stupid brain...
(kicks rocks*)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2026 11:31 AM (YSUhf)

The comments are Moron worthy. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (hmYU4)

153 Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver are each an hour’s drive or less from the border. Those 3 metro areas are something like 50% of the population. Canadas population and economic engines are all practically next to the US.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that's more than 100 miles from the US border.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)

If I recall, similar percentages of Canada lives south of the 49th parallel. (Border of Western US and Western Canada)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (N1DT3)

154 All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.

India is currently a bit below replacement in fertility. It will be interesting to see who rules the world in 50 years. Well, interesting to whomever is still around. I certainly won't be.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)

155 I think, IIRC, he had some sort of association with the EU in a political/professional capacity. So his combative posture with Trump might be "manufactured" and/or ingrained by too much EU influence.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I think he was head of the Bank of England.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)

156
We'll take Alberta, prime Pamela Anderson, The Shat, Rush and Tim Horton's. Ottawa and the ghetto Frogs in Montreal can keep the rest.

And if even a single plate of poutine is found in the US, we're gonna go all Nagasaki on Toronto.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (iqcvy)

157 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (ccf/V)

158 Both Canada and Mexico have replacement birth rates on par with China.

Like 1.2 or so.

All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (38W+X)
==
India is aging rather quickly, and I have seen reports suggesting by 2040 or 45 they will older than the US.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (7/DDO)

159 154 All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.

India is currently a bit below replacement in fertility. It will be interesting to see who rules the world in 50 years. Well, interesting to whomever is still around. I certainly won't be.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)

=====

I'll take notes.

I'm planning on living forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (38W+X)

160 Canada will put you in jail for stating the true fact that they manufactured a blood libel against Christians.

The Canadian government is no friend.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (sKqQm)

161 The United States has been getting shafted by the trade world for generations. Now that the world is paying it's 'fair share' in tariffs, they're all shitting their pants.

F*ck em.

Do business with the US, expect equal treatment. Try to screw us, then screw you.......


We've paid for the world to be lazy assholes for far too long.

Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)

162 India is aging rather quickly, and I have seen reports suggesting by 2040 or 45 they will older than the US.

No, that's a bit too negative, but they will start declining soon. If you took immigration out of the US, we'd be farther along the demographic decline curve, but still nowhere near the East Asian and some Euro countries.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)

163 Hopefully canadians will get motivated and really get those MAID numbers up.

Posted by: Canada Is Kaput at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (ESXvt)

164 I'll take notes.

I'm planning on living forever.


Dear God, why? Do you really want to continue sharing a planet with AOC?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

165 158 India is aging rather quickly, and I have seen reports suggesting by 2040 or 45 they will older than the US.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (7/DDO)

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They just have a lot more people to start with. Can import a lot, Canada can.

The baby collapse is global.

America is actually in one of the best situations on that front. Our overall replacement rate is near 2. Still below replacement (2.1), but close.

The eye on the ball now is just to prevent the importation of a different people with a different culture who will ensure that our future generations aren't American.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (38W+X)

166
All of our current adversaries appear to have planned for a world where the crooked Uniparty remained in charge in the US. China, the EU, Canada, Venezuela, Iran, India, all of them. A US political structure dedicated to managing the nation's decline while joining in on the looting of what remains.

It looks like that's their preferred plan for the future, too -- go back to the way things were, hopefully starting this November. I think this election season is going to be ugly. Probably more ugly than anything so far. Organized rioting and election rigging, much of it foreign-sponsored. Assassinations. The Left in this country has shown us what they're capable of doing. They'll do that, only more-so than ever.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2026 12:00 PM (2qhzn)

167 164 I'll take notes.

I'm planning on living forever.

Dear God, why? Do you really want to continue sharing a planet with AOC?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:59 AM (Riz8t)

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She has her corner. I have mine.

We ignore each other. We have an arrangement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:00 PM (38W+X)

168 Do the right thing, Alberta. Tell Ottawa to GFY.


Charge the f*ck out of them for your energy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)

169 America is actually in one of the best situations on that front. Our overall replacement rate is near 2. Still below replacement (2.1), but close.

America is religious and advanced, one of the few countries sharing both them aspects right now

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)

170 I'll take notes.

I'm planning on living forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (38W+X)

I don't get it.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (Oy/m2)

171 A singular hegemon is how you get peace. Competing hegemony is how you get war.

The WEF vision is of competing hegemony that all, supposedly, pledge allegiance to the WEF behind the scenes.

It's stupid on a first principles basis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (38W+X)

172 161 The United States has been getting shafted by the trade world for generations. Now that the world is paying it's 'fair share' in tariffs, they're all shitting their pants.

F*ck em.

Do business with the US, expect equal treatment. Try to screw us, then screw you.......


We've paid for the world to be lazy assholes for far too long.

Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)

Preach it! 100% this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (N39Ws)

173 I'm late.

End the Free Trade Agreement.

Secure necessities from elsewhere or drop a few billion to develop those industries.

Punish film companies for filming here.

Exit NATO. And hell, just for laughs hire mercenaries to take this shithole over.

Economic destruction.

And I'm actually in a better mood today.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)

174 169 America is actually in one of the best situations on that front. Our overall replacement rate is near 2. Still below replacement (2.1), but close.

America is religious and advanced, one of the few countries sharing both them aspects right now

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)

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American conservatives appear to be the only white people on the planet who believe in a future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:02 PM (38W+X)

175 Anyone city boy born and raised in South Detroit is well acquainted with Canadian money.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 12:03 PM (2ap+5)

176 Both Canada and Mexico have replacement birth rates on par with China.

Like 1.2 or so.

All three countries will be 1/3 to 1/4 of their current size in two generations. Well, Canada may keep pace by importing 10% of India.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 11:55 AM (38W+X)
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India is aging rather quickly, and I have seen reports suggesting by 2040 or 45 they will older than the US.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 11:57 AM (7/DDO)

In 50 years, unless the left is successful in ideologically capturing the children of conservatives, there will be a very conservative U.S.

The "replacement rate" of the country doesn't capture that conservatives, and especially Christians, are raising the next generation. (2 children is a small family at my church.)

Meanwhile, the liberals have on average, less than one child.

This is ALSO why the left is so angry about deporting their new population. They know that they are losing their grip on the native-born.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:03 PM (N1DT3)

177 Most populous nation in the world by 2100 will be Nigeria, even though they have the lowest life expectancy on the planet-54. However, it's a mute point because the world will end in 2033.

Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence... at September 23, 2026 12:04 PM (Fn+3X)

178 > The WEF vision is of competing hegemony that all, supposedly, pledge allegiance to the WEF behind the scenes.
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Personally, I think the US gives that piece of shit organization way too much latitude to exist.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (2Cry5)

179 176 The "replacement rate" of the country doesn't capture that conservatives, and especially Christians, are raising the next generation. (2 children is a small family at my church.)

Meanwhile, the liberals have on average, less than one child.

This is ALSO why the left is so angry about deporting their new population. They know that they are losing their grip on the native-born.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:03 PM (N1DT3)

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The birth replacement rate is very uneven across cultures within America.

Conservatives remain at replacement, 2.1, and have since the 90s.

Progressives went from 2.1 in the early 90s to about 1.2 now.

And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).

Last Sunday, there were at least 5 new babies I could hear and see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (38W+X)

180 Most populous nation in the world by 2100 will be Nigeria, even though they have the lowest life expectancy on the planet-54. However, it's a mute point because the world will end in 2033.
Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence... at September 23, 2026 12:04 PM (Fn+3X)

Moot.

Moot.

Moot.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (N1DT3)

181 Most populous nation in the world by 2100 will be Nigeria, even though they have the lowest life expectancy on the planet-54. However, it's a mute point because the world will end in 2033.

Will that be due to AI or Net Neutrality?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (Riz8t)

182 India is aging rather quickly, and I have seen reports suggesting by 2040 or 45 they will older than the US.

No, that's a bit too negative, but they will start declining soon. If you took immigration out of the US, we'd be farther along the demographic decline curve, but still nowhere near the East Asian and some Euro countries.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
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Eh, I am not so sure. Now one variable that will impact that is the fact that with our immigration rates falling, that will impact baby creation here. That could delay things. One nice trend in the US, is that while church attendance continues to shrink, those that remain appear much more devout, and willing to have kids. It will be interesting to see if that actually begins to change our path. Most of the formal protestant denominations don't believe in anything and are dying. And Catholic dioceses that grow actually practice the faith. Is there another religious awakening about to pop up in the US.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (7/DDO)

183 South Detroit is…Windsor

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc)

184
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).


Turns out telling women babies are evil, men are evil, humans should be exterminated, motherhood is cringe, and being an office boss babe is the best she can be has consequences

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (sKqQm)

185 Canada's always had something of a side-eye towards us, it's just generally either been more limited in how it manifested or contained to a certain class. As they've suffered the same deterioration as the rest of the West it's come fully out in the open.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (OUMaO)

186 I say "should" because political structures can resist the will of the people. That's what's happening across Europe. It's toxic when mixed with economic decline. You'd think the Europeans would have learned this by now.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Eric Nordlinger had an excellent book chapter on regime change. In part, he discussed regime resilience (rentier states that depend on resource sales rather than taxes for example are more resilient), insulation (that is how much the government is insulated from direct consequences by the people it rules, and internal/external vulnerabilities (such as federalism/size/external threats, etc.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (E4rtv)

187 182 Eh, I am not so sure. Now one variable that will impact that is the fact that with our immigration rates falling, that will impact baby creation here. That could delay things. One nice trend in the US, is that while church attendance continues to shrink, those that remain appear much more devout, and willing to have kids. It will be interesting to see if that actually begins to change our path. Most of the formal protestant denominations don't believe in anything and are dying. And Catholic dioceses that grow actually practice the faith. Is there another religious awakening about to pop up in the US.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (7/DDO)

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There's been a remarkable change in birthrates by race in the US in the last year.

https://x.com/Smirkley/status/
2100722134611816753

White is going up, actually dragging up the overall fertility rate for the first time in a very long time, and Hispanic birthrates continue to crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:08 PM (38W+X)

188 No, that's a bit too negative, but they will start declining soon. If you took immigration out of the US, we'd be farther along the demographic decline curve, but still nowhere near the East Asian and some Euro countries.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 11:58 AM (Riz8t)
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Eh, I am not so sure.


I've seen the US fertility rate at 1.6 and 1.8. Let's just say 1.7. The Indian rate is 1.9, but as has been pointed out, they've a huge bulge of young people who still have to make it through their reproductive years.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)

189 We have an arrangement.
Xylophone solo?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 12:08 PM (1yT+S)

190 184
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).

Turns out telling women babies are evil, men are evil, humans should be exterminated, motherhood is cringe, and being an office boss babe is the best she can be has consequences

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (sKqQm)

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I suspect next generation progressive is going to go even lower. Too many trannies, climate change cultists, and self-hating whites to have kids at all. It's just going to get worse for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:09 PM (38W+X)

191 Sock removal.

And please Lord, help Canada come to its senses.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 23, 2026 12:09 PM (Xh6bI)

192 183 South Detroit is…Windsor

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc

Windsorstan to be more accurate.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (Sco7b)

193 191 Sock removal.

And please Lord, help Canada come to its senses.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 23, 2026 12:09 PM (Xh6bI)

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No chance.

Reddit is a real place.

It's called Canada.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (38W+X)

194 rephrasing:

American conservatives appear to be the only people on the planet who believe in a future.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (iLKq8)

195 Canada is populated by the descendants of people who left the US when we fought a war to have freedom.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (0U5gm)

196 I think this election season is going to be ugly. Probably more ugly than anything so far.

This season has six weeks remaining, they better begin soon.
I'm beginning to join Publicus or whoever is always ridiculously positive, and am starting to think the left is going to get pounded this election.
I could also be insane.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (sl73Y)

197
194 rephrasing:

American conservatives appear to be the only people on the planet who believe in a future.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:10 PM (iLKq

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Other demos outside of America are having kids, it seems. They're just not white.

So, American conservatives aren't the only people in the world who seem to believe in a future, but they do seem to be the only white people who believe in a future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (38W+X)

198 The birth replacement rate is very uneven across cultures within America.

Conservatives remain at replacement, 2.1, and have since the 90s.

Progressives went from 2.1 in the early 90s to about 1.2 now.

And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).

Last Sunday, there were at least 5 new babies I could hear and see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (38W+X)

We're about average with 4. I'd love to see a study of the correlation of "conservative" churches vs moderate vs liberal.

Having attended my wife's grandmother's mainline protestant church, I don't think the number of children per parishioner is a good measure because even if all their parishioners HAD a lot of children, those children are in their 60s at this point.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (N1DT3)

199 Canada is populated by the descendants of people who left the US when we fought a war to have freedom.


Don't forget the 10% Paki and Indian

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (sKqQm)

200 Eh, I am not so sure. Now one variable that will impact that is the fact that with our immigration rates falling, that will impact baby creation here. That could delay things. One nice trend in the US, is that while church attendance continues to shrink, those that remain appear much more devout, and willing to have kids.
Posted by: Black JEM
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Hope for the future is one of the larger determinants of fertility, that, along costs (implicit and explicit) of raising children.

Deportations and ending welfare magnets are more likely to reset costs of housing, education, medical, etc. and lessen overall taxes that can lead to organic fertility growth.

I would also advise severely restricting prescriptions of psychiatric drugs like SSRIs like they did for opioid pain relievers (less wisely in that particular case better in the case of antibiotics restriction), they have been too broadly prescribed causing healthy people problems over time.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)

201 This season has six weeks remaining, they better begin soon.
I'm beginning to join Publicus or whoever is always ridiculously positive, and am starting to think the left is going to get pounded this election.
I could also be insane.


The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)

202 Having attended my wife's grandmother's mainline protestant church, I don't think the number of children per parishioner is a good measure because even if all their parishioners HAD a lot of children, those children are in their 60s at this point.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:11 PM (N1DT3)

I have always said - stolen from somewhere? - that if your church doesn't have babies in the pews, it's dying.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (gLYp7)

203 190 184
And within the conservative circle, it's the really conservative ones who are propping up the 2.1 at all by, yes, having lots of kids. Same with my church. I have one of the smallest families (2 kids).

Turns out telling women babies are evil, men are evil, humans should be exterminated, motherhood is cringe, and being an office boss babe is the best she can be has consequences

Posted by: 18-1
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So, as they atrit themselves, America is becoming more conservative every day.
God bless the church.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:13 PM (iLKq8)

204 200 Hope for the future is one of the larger determinants of fertility, that, along costs (implicit and explicit) of raising children.

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)

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We're all going to die from climate change by 2018, friendo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:13 PM (38W+X)

205 It wouldn’t last long. The only things that physically tie Alberta to the rest of Canada are a dozen or so hiway intersections and a few airports. Control those, fights over.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Fun fact: The major pipeline connecting Alberta oil to Ontario runs through the US.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (BTtRr)

206 Last Sunday, there were at least 5 new babies I could hear and see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:05 PM (38W+X)
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Quite a few in my church as well.

Also, it was announced that someone in the congregation will be having twins soon...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (FZ29D)

207
The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)

And historical trends.

But gas prices don't actually impact voting patterns at all. That leaves historical trends, which doesn't seem much of a solo indicator for "Blue Wave" results.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (gLYp7)

208 >>>Windsorstan to be more accurate.

Sad. Windsor had a nice “ballet” scene back in the day.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (J4Dwc)

209 Turns out telling women babies are evil, men are evil, humans should be exterminated, motherhood is cringe, and being an office boss babe is the best she can be has consequences
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:07 PM (sKqQm)

AND, sadly the consequences are for people who are unrelated to those brainwashed by the lies.

Young families find that it's a big sacrifice for a wife to stay home. (We did it, but it was and is a sacrifice, even now.)

You need to counter balance the lies with the truth that the sacrifice is worth it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)

210 203
So, as they atrit themselves, America is becoming more conservative every day.
God bless the church.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:13 PM (iLKq

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And the influence of teachers to shift the politics of children is actually less prominent than people fear:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284

65% of children share the same political party ID as their parents. General environment accounts for most of the rest.

If you're raising your kids in a conservative environment, the kids will be conservative except for the statistical anomalies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (38W+X)

211 AND, sadly the consequences are for people who are unrelated to those brainwashed by the lies.

Young families find that it's a big sacrifice for a wife to stay home. (We did it, but it was and is a sacrifice, even now.)

You need to counter balance the lies with the truth that the sacrifice is worth it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)

ALSO for people. The brainwashed face the largest consequences but even those fighting against it suffer.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)

212 207
The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)

And historical trends.

But gas prices don't actually impact voting patterns at all. That leaves historical trends, which doesn't seem much of a solo indicator for "Blue Wave" results.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:14 PM (gLYp7)

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Economic factors are a bigger thing in presidential elections when the less likely voter tends to come out more, when turnout is at its highest.

Midterms are base turnouts with lower overall turnout that just really activates the more regular voter who has established voting preferences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:16 PM (38W+X)

213 I have always said - stolen from somewhere? - that if your church doesn't have babies in the pews, it's dying.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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All the kids come to the adult service. After the opening prayer and introduction the children are dismissed to children's service. It's the parent's decision when the child is mature
enough to stay in the regular service. It varies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (iLKq8)

214 I could also be insane.

The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?
Posted by: 18-1

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I was responding to the rioting comment, I just don't see it. Lack of funding for sure. I'm from deep blue and largely connected to leftist types, and I've heard nothing.
Granted, my region is mostly planners. They let the messy stuff happen inland somewheres, like those Mi whatever states.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (sl73Y)

215 I don't understand how there can be a demographic crises. Everyone I know is having babies.

Posted by: Pauline Kael at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (2ap+5)

216 Yeah, hope for the future is important - and I think that is another reason why the left is so doom and gloom, they still believe the world is too populated, the earth too resource poor and they want to rule the chattel who will do what they are told.

Most of the hysteria promoted by the left has the result of reducing births.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:19 PM (7/DDO)

217 And the influence of teachers to shift the politics of children is actually less prominent than people fear:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284

65% of children share the same political party ID as their parents. General environment accounts for most of the rest.

If you're raising your kids in a conservative environment, the kids will be conservative except for the statistical anomalies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:15 PM (38W+X)

Charter schools are a wonderful thing. It's a break on the stranglehold the left has on public schooling.

(The discussions my children have at the charter school would send most public school teachers into therapy.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)

218 So applying Nordlinger's variables on regime failure in the case of Canada. A) Resilience--Canada relies on exports for a fair chunk of its income but that is much less than that of taxes. Given the expensive nature of the Canadian welfare state, it lacks the resilience of a rentier state that gets all or most of its income by resource sales. B) Insulation. Canadian government is subdivided into provinces and the central government which adds to its insulation from the people. Furthermore, the wholesale importation of welfare clients that vote Liberal or worse has created a natural leftist ruling class. That being said, economically it is not insulated as a country, specific regions like Alberta are okay, the Laurentian area is NOT if denied US markets and trade leading to voter dissatisfaction in those areas C) vulnerability--federal regimes are always at risk of internal secession as a viable regime to replace the central is already present, it is unable to defend itself having spent the money on the welfare state and immigrants, and its economy relies far too much on the US for trade and China/EU are not replacements in that both want to cherrypick trade items with Canada

Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 12:20 PM (E4rtv)

219 214 I was responding to the rioting comment, I just don't see it. Lack of funding for sure. I'm from deep blue and largely connected to leftist types, and I've heard nothing.
Granted, my region is mostly planners. They let the messy stuff happen inland somewheres, like those Mi whatever states.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 12:18 PM (sl73Y)

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There are some efforts at rioting happening in Austin now due to a specific incident (a shooting of an illegal immigrant who was running from ICE), but it doesn't seem to be spreading.

There have also been massive convictions against antifa for terrorist action (100 years is the max, but most are around 30-50) that have had a chilling effect on direct action efforts from the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:20 PM (38W+X)

220 Economic factors are a bigger thing in presidential elections when the less likely voter tends to come out more, when turnout is at its highest.

Midterms are base turnouts with lower overall turnout that just really activates the more regular voter who has established voting preferences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:16 PM (38W+X)
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Here is the real danger.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (7/DDO)

221 There have also been massive convictions against antifa for terrorist action (100 years is the max, but most are around 30-50) that have had a chilling effect on direct action efforts from the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:20 PM (38W+X)

It's amazing how much enforcing the law can impact rates of criminality...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)

222 Charter schools are a wonderful thing. It's a break on the stranglehold the left has on public schooling.

(The discussions my children have at the charter school would send most public school teachers into therapy.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)

(I should note that the discussions are not materially different from those that I heard/had in the 90s in high school. But, of course, that would be triggering now. )

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

223 We help dismantle Canada starting with Alberta.

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2026 12:22 PM (YwEeS)

224 220 Economic factors are a bigger thing in presidential elections when the less likely voter tends to come out more, when turnout is at its highest.

Midterms are base turnouts with lower overall turnout that just really activates the more regular voter who has established voting preferences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:16 PM (38W+X)
==
Here is the real danger.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (7/DDO)

======

Well, Trump and team and attacking the problem head on.

The base turnout operation is massive, heavily invested in GOTV, and full of spectacle to draw eyeballs (the convention).

I read something earlier about how the GOP team had cracked how to effectively use texting on low-propensity voters this cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:22 PM (38W+X)

225 221 It's amazing how much enforcing the law can impact rates of criminality...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)

======

We never needed new laws.

We needed an executive to enforce them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (38W+X)

226 It's amazing how much enforcing the law can impact rates of criminality...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:21 PM


"Incarceration rates soar even as crime decreases"

- Slightly paraphrased but real NYT headline

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)

227 There is no such thing as "Canadian bacon".
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 11:28 AM (4NO2D)

It's just ham.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
-----
No it isn't. It's cut from the "picnic" (the front shoulder) rather than from the "ham" (the thigh of the rear leg).
The flavor is similar to ham, but the texture is a little coarser.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (BTtRr)

228 70 Canada would have voted to let Clancy go free.

canada would have offered her maid to help her deal with her unfortunate paralysis.

Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (v3pYe)

229 We never needed new laws.

We needed an executive to enforce them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (38W+X)

"Turns out, all you needed was a new president!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (gLYp7)

230 Mine the St. Lawrence Seaway!

Posted by: Down With Ottawa! at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (Fn+3X)

231 Nood. CNN.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:24 PM (bFu5X)

232 - Slightly paraphrased but real NYT headline

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)

I think this is precisely the demarcation line with the left and the right.

The right can link cause and effect while the left - for whatever reason - just. fucking. can't.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

233 We help dismantle Canada starting with Alberta.
Posted by: steevy


Then we move on to Saskatchewan, Northern Territories and Yukon.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (oRRIp)

234 Moot.

Moot.

Moot.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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sshhh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (iLKq8)

235 I think this is precisely the demarcation line with the left and the right.

The right can link cause and effect while the left - for whatever reason - just. fucking. can't.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

They have a hard enough time with first order cause and effect.

Second (and greater) order cause and effect is witchcraft to them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

236 Second (and greater) order cause and effect is witchcraft to them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 23, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

I've 100% said 'third order effects' and had people look at me like I just started speaking in tongues.

And to the lefties, I guess I did... It's a good way for me to gauge who's who in a new room.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (gLYp7)

237 Most of the hysteria promoted by the left has the result of reducing births.

Posted by: Black JEM
----

In 68 Tricky Dicki was back and so they dreamed up the population bomb.

1968 Paul Ehrlich, Stanford professor says that we’re all going to be dead in 10 years by the Malthusian overpopulation trap. So all of you go out and adopt one baby and have one or better yet have none and we destroyed the fertility rate.

And then Reagan was running for re-election in 84 and he was going to win against a weak Mondale and they got the – what are we gonna do? - what are we gonna do? We’ve already done the population –
Ah, I know what we’re going to do, Nuclear winter…..

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:28 PM (iLKq8)

238 Canada is betting that it can replace the US in trade if it disregards its sovereignty and culture and allows itself to be spit-roasted by Beijing and Brussels.

Peking-style Looney Goose with a side of Brussels Sprouts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (l3cgK)

239 It’s why Alberta gets fucked. The entire province has 1/2 the population of greater Toronto. Their interests will always get outvoted.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
-----
Which shows the advantage of the US bicameral legislative system over the Westminster parliamentary system; the lower population states have equivalent power to the behemoths in the Senate.
Parliament in the UK works much better because of the comparatively more geographic compactness.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:34 PM (BTtRr)

240 no one will ever see what i saw

because i like sid's ass too much

Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 12:37 PM (Mayo2)

241 Americans are much more worried about jobs rather than inflation. We have 2 million new college grads each year looking for jobs

Useful degrees are ones that prepare you for jobs in the real world. If your degree doesn't do that, unless you or your family have plenty of money already, you wasted it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:38 PM (l3cgK)

242 The only thing the left has going for them is gas prices. And who would vote D to get lower gas prices?!?
Posted by: 18-1
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Unfortunately, about half the country. We'll see where that "about "is in six weeks.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 23, 2026 12:53 PM (BTtRr)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

MIllet Staircase1.jpg

Room Interior with Winding Staircase
Francis Davis Millet

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

2 Whatever.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e)

3 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

4 Oh, I like it! I've always liked winding staircases.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 09:31 AM (Aqpmr)

5 Hmmm. Interesting.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

6 The boobs and the dog are upstairs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (VLtO5)

7
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (eRlcH)

8 Dark , but nice.
Would hang.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (I6R/i)

9 Title checks out.

Posted by: Person who checks out titles at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

10 You call that a staircase?

Posted by: M. C. Escher at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (Xh6bI)

11 The Winchester House staircase to nowhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (oRRIp)

12 Drab.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (QVS9R)

13 Nicely detailed, almost a Halloween theme

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (rvUJB)

14 Needs a colorful rug.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (QVS9R)

15
The Stairs of Despair that led down to the Room of Gloom

AKA

Still Life With Cellulostic Products

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (ixS3i)

16 I like all the different textures.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

17 Don't stare too hard.

Posted by: Oh, no... at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

18 Better than yesterday's Dreck, but not by a fur piece.

Posted by: Arbiter of Good Taste at September 23, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)

19 It was a dark and winding staircase.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (ndZc7)

20 WTF

Posted by: Diddler at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (CdIFT)

21
The body is in the cabinet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (eRlcH)

22 I like this and would hang.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

23 I'm taking today off.

Here's a Do-It-Yourself limerick to keep you occupied

MAD LIB-merick

There once was a [gender] from [place]
Whose [body part] was as big as a [nautical term]
By the end of the [unit of time]
It was found to be [colorful adjective]
And as for the [farm animal], [famous person] [pun].

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (I0N4X)

24 Nicely detailed, almost a Halloween theme
Posted by: Skip


Yes, kind of a Hammer vibe.

Needs Madeline Smith coming down the stairs in a low-cut nightie.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

25 Artist is really taking it to the next level.

Posted by: Groan at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

26 You just know there's a mummified corpse or two stored in a trunk in the attic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)

27 Winding staircase is no fun when you are old.

Posted by: Acorn Stairlift at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (Fn+3X)

28 Ok

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:36 AM (d7mRD)

29 Meh. It's no M.C. Escher!

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (I0N4X)

30 Could use boobs to liven the joint up

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (oqH4h)

31 I'll go upstairs, but I don't wanna go down to the basement.

Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

32 Cross M. C. Escher with Edgar Allan Poe and you get this. The lantern is quite something.

Posted by: Bill Lever at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (8QXdq)

33 You just know there's a mummified corpse or two stored in a trunk in the attic.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

For the Earf!

Posted by: Ira Einhorn at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (d7mRD)

34 Very rustic. Difficult stairway to get furniture up, though.

I like the worn unevenness of the stairs and the lack of any plumb lines. Very antique.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)

35 I'm inclined to like it.

Posted by: Uh oh... at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

36 Oh my goodness! The artist died on the Titanic.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)

37 This is so cheerful and bright, colorful and light, filled with life…

…compared to yesterday's…!

Posted by: mindful webworker - arf for arf's sake at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (11R8D)

38 Could use boobs to liven the joint up
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (oqH4h)

31 I'll go upstairs, but I don't wanna go down to the basement.
Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM


The boobs are down in the fruit cellar. But I ain't goin' down there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)

39 Don't start railing about staircase puns.

Posted by: I'm warning you at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

40 I like the worn unevenness of the stairs and the lack of any plumb lines. Very antique.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

So it's not ruler art?

Good. That'll keep Weasel pacified.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

41 The dog is under the table.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 23, 2026 09:41 AM (36x1j)

42 Don't start railing about staircase puns.
Posted by: I'm warning you at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM


I'll tread carefully.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:41 AM (bFu5X)

43 Oh my goodness! The artist died on the Titanic.
Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)


https://youtu.be/yciX2meIkXI

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:41 AM (ExV1e)

44 This set was used in the 1948 short "The Hot Scots" set in a Scottish castle.

Posted by: The Three Stooges at September 23, 2026 09:42 AM (Fn+3X)

45 For some reason I keep expecting to see someone come tumbling down the staircase.

Then Hercule Poirot will saunter in from stage right and proceed to solve the murder.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)

46 Perfect Salem starter home or vacation cabin! Oodles of rustic charm, open floor plan with post and beam construction, custom stone-tiled floor, and potential spirits in the attic (rent potential!) Contact Ichabod Hawthorne to schedule a tour before nightfall. Sure to sell before Halloween, so don't delay!

Posted by: Zillow at September 23, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)

47 39 Don't start railing about staircase puns.
Posted by: I'm warning you at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM

That's just baluster bluster, buster!

Posted by: Stare Down at September 23, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

48 armoire?

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

49 36 Oh my goodness! The artist died on the Titanic.
Posted by: Tuna

Painted nothing but water colors after 1912.

Posted by: Dick Blick at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)

50 In before zombie Bob Ross.

Posted by: Duncanthax at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM (TQYo8)

51 Painted nothing but water colors after 1912.
Posted by: Dick Blick at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM

An icy response.

Posted by: White Star at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

52
There is not one wall in that structure that does not have a mummified corpse hidden within it.

"For the love of God, Mister Burns!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM (ixS3i)

53 >>Painted nothing but water colors after 1912.

Ba-dum-dum-tshhhhh!

Good one!

Posted by: Zillow at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)

54 credenza? vestiary? gardery?
chiffarobe.

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

55 4 i have a self winding staircase.

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

56 Is this the beginning of a horror movie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (l3cgK)

57 Its no Duchamps.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (RIvkX)

58 I'm warning you Archie... don't go up the down staircase.

Posted by: Jean Stapleton at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

59
The artist died on the Titanic.
Posted by: Tuna


Then this is not the Millet of French countrysides and peasants?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (ixS3i)

60 this painting would benefit from a floozy or two

i'll even overlook the mummies in the walls

Posted by: heya at September 23, 2026 09:47 AM (MoxTA)

61 "Winding staircase"

My grandparents had one like that. Not as wide, and it was carpeted. We used to lay on our bellies and "surf" down it.

Rug burns...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (2Cry5)

62
Dick Blick


I see what you've done with your nick, Blick

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (ixS3i)

63 It's no M.C. Escher!
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (I0N4X)
=====
*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (RIvkX)

64 "For the love of God, Mister Burns!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:45 AM


Yes, Smithers...for the love of God.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (bFu5X)

65
Not the stairway to heaven, I'd wager.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (ixS3i)

66 Room Interior with Winding Staircase
Francis Davis Millet

************

Francis D. Mallet vs. M.C. Hammer - a limerick

She makes good use of lighting and space
But something justseems out of place
It's no Escher indeed
What this painting might need
Is some monks up and down the staircase

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:49 AM (I0N4X)

67 This looks like a cover for an Agatha Christie novel. But, I don't see a dead body anywhere.

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (Oy/m2)

68 Millet was a good friend of Mark Twain.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (lJ0H4)

69 I really like this painting. It reminds me of some of the colonial and early American era houses in my home town. I like the way he captures the worn look of the stairs, the flagstone floor, and the cabinets. The colors are realistic and accurate. There is nothing dramatic in the scene but he conveys a sense of use and continuation, familiar comfort. Even the whitewashed wood areas show age and care. (The whitewash protects the wood.)

It is a quiet, pleasant image. It would suit me in a reading room or other den.

Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (yTvNw)

70 Self winding staircases proved to be short lived with the rapid advances in battery technology.

Posted by: This Old House on PBS at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

71 The smoking lamp is out.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 09:50 AM (J4Dwc)

72
The artist died on the Titanic.
Posted by: Tuna

_________

So did Beau Biden

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:51 AM (eRlcH)

73
Self winding staircases proved to be short lived with the rapid advances in battery technology.
Posted by: This Old House on PBS


Atomic staircases grabbed them by the nose and kicked them in the ass. Sad!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:51 AM (ixS3i)

74 Not a plumb wall or square corner in sight. Just like my first house.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (GTqXr)

75 65 hairway to steven.

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

76 Fixed the newel post!

Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (oqH4h)

77 My grandparents had one like that. Not as wide, and it was carpeted. We used to lay on our bellies and "surf" down it.

Rug burns...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

My granddaughter surfed down my mom's staircase one Christmas. Epic rug burn on ner belly. My so still has the video.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 09:52 AM (lJ0H4)

78
So did Beau Biden
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


No, Beau was the iceberg that holed the Titanic

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:53 AM (ixS3i)

79 Nicely derelict, with potential for creepy in the fun way.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 09:53 AM (aJQbY)

80 A while back, I saw some idiot claiming that people used to be taller because many older staircases were much taller on the rise than modern stairs.

And the theory was, the modern standard is set to what is comfortable for the average modern height; ease to step up.

So people were taller back then. And not, you know, that very few structures had stairs, and those that did were probably the only set the builder had ever built.
And the interior space was a premium not to be wasted on stairs built for ease of traverse.

But sure, people whose diet was sparce on meats were taller than today ....

But it's a good example of taking some facts and convincingly spinning it to something outlandish.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:54 AM (3cUTc)

81 One of these days I'm gonna fix that damn ball on top of the newel post.

Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at September 23, 2026 09:54 AM (2Ez/1)

82 It was a dark and winding staircase. It was quiet...too quiet.

Posted by: The story writes itself at September 23, 2026 09:54 AM (GTqXr)

83
Okay: gloomy, dark, and creaky...

...but enough about Mitch McConnell's return to the Senate

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:55 AM (ixS3i)

84 It's funny where your mind goes. The painting made me think of the staircase and house in Karloff's "The Wurdulak."

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM (qBdHI)

85 This painting fills me with a deep sense of tread...

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM (I0N4X)

86 BTW, Millet had a sense of humor. His Wiki page has a painting of a man, sort of in Pilgrim's clothing, at an inn being served by two women. It is a light, pleasant image until you look at the figures. The women seem determined and focused on the fellow while he is glancing at the viewer, looking worried. The title is "Between Two Fires".

Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM (yTvNw)

87
Nicely derelict, with potential for creepy in the fun way.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 09:53 AM (aJQbY)

____________

I have a recurring dream where we acquire a huge old house which, while not derelict, needs work. 30 years ago, the prospect may have been exciting. Now? It qualifies as a nightmare.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 09:57 AM (eRlcH)

88
Blucher!

Eeeeheeheehheeah!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:57 AM (ixS3i)

89 You have to know EXACTLY where to step to avoid the squeaks when you get home at the wee hours of the morning.

Posted by: Teenage occupants at September 23, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

90 It was a dark and winding staircase.

***********

Duh! Everyone knows it's wind-y!

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM (I0N4X)

91 Exactly the kind of stair that a wife is likely to fall down and break her neck.

Posted by: Robert Dudley, 1st Earl of Leicester at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM (4NO2D)

92 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:54 AM (3cUTc)

Old Japanese staircases are practically ladders and the people were *much* shorter then, even the ones who got meat. I can't imagine how much using those things sucked.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2026 09:59 AM (lFFaq)

93 85 This painting fills me with a deep sense of tread...
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:56 AM

Moving up in life, one riser at a time.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

94 How the hell are we supposed to get this full-length sofa up these stairs?

Posted by: Frustrated Movers at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (w9Wax)

95 Millet is whole-grain chicken feed. So where are the bloody chickens?

Posted by: Frank Perdue's Ghost at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (Fn+3X)

96 91 https://tinyurl.com/mraxamk6

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)

97 The long and winding staircase that leads to your door.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

98 >>I have a recurring dream where we acquire a huge old house which, while not derelict, needs work. 30 years ago, the prospect may have been exciting. Now? It qualifies as a nightmare.

My parents bought an ancient derelict farm when I was in college. Trust me, it is a nightmare at any age.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (viF8m)

99
Exactly the kind of stair that a wife is likely to fall down and break her neck.
Posted by: Robert Dudley, 1st Earl of Leicester


We have an Elizabethan scholar in our midst!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (ixS3i)

100 Definitely a step in the right direction

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (+gK6I)

101
hunnert

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (ixS3i)

102 95 Millet is whole-grain chicken feed. So where are the bloody chickens?
Posted by: Frank Perdue's Ghost

And who's having sex with it?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

103 This painting fills me with a deep sense of tread...
Posted by: muldoon


If so, just rise and run.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (HeG1i)

104 I've also see some videos of a Japanese carpenter building a set of stairs.

No pre-cut, Home Depot forms for him.

Using #1 pine (no knots) and such precise cutting and fitting.
Guarantee they don't squeak when you step on them.

Really is like watching an artist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (3cUTc)

105 It's no Nood Descending A Staircase.

Posted by: Marcel Duchamp at September 23, 2026 10:02 AM (Fn+3X)

106
I'm gonna run these puns out on a rail.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 10:02 AM (eRlcH)

107 I see a money pit.

Posted by: Every homeowner ever at September 23, 2026 10:02 AM (2Ez/1)

108 Duh! Everyone knows it's wind-y!
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM


"Who's tripping down the treads of the stairway..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:03 AM (bFu5X)

109
Millet is whole-grain chicken feed. So where are the bloody chickens?
Posted by: Frank Perdue's Ghost


C'mon down to Sussex County, Delaware and we'll show you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 10:03 AM (ixS3i)

110 108 Duh! Everyone knows it's wind-y!
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:58 AM

"Who's tripping down the treads of the stairway..."

Wendy/Windy was high as a kite

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:04 AM (+gK6I)

111 >94 How the hell are we supposed to get this full-length sofa up these stairs?

Posted by: Frustrated Movers at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM (w9Wax)

Pivot!!

Posted by: Chandler Bing at September 23, 2026 10:04 AM (GTqXr)

112
Levels.

https://youtu.be/6W62JTgPe9A

Posted by: Kramer at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

113 Those black birthing people f*ck*rs!

TheBlaze
@theblaze
BEYOND PARODY: Abdul El-Sayed and Kamala Harris hold roundtable in Michigan to discuss issues facing "Black Birthing People"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

114 Geez, this guy had an interesting life. In addition to being an artist and sculptor he was a war correspondent and translated Tolstoy. He was married with 4 children but lived with a guy 20 years younger than himself. They gave huge parties attended by the rich and famous. Wiki page doesn't say how the wife felt about that.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (lJ0H4)

115 I got the idea for the transporter when I lived in this house.

Posted by: Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (w9Wax)

116 How the hell are we supposed to get this full-length sofa up these stairs?
Posted by: Frustrated Movers at September 23, 2026 10:00 AM


A few months back I looked at a house with a stairway much like that, only narrower and steeper. I asked the same question, and was pointed to a hatch the owner had cut in the ceiling to hoist furniture to the second floor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:05 AM (bFu5X)

117 Shouldn't it be "birthing people of color?"

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

118 This Art Tread is spiraling out of control!

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 10:07 AM (I0N4X)

119 92 when people were shorter and lived near the water.

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)

120 Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says "cars are the modern-day cigarette"

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They're practically the same except cars are harder to light. Except for Pintos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)

121
"If your chimney was shot and your sills were OK, I'd say go ahead, fix her up. If your sills were shot and your chimney was OK, again I'd say go ahead, fix her up. But your sills are shot and your chimney is shot, so I say OK, you better tear her down."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (eRlcH)

122 Nice balustrade.

Posted by: Man who admires balustrades at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (B0NCh)

123 How the hell are we supposed to get this full-length sofa up these stairs?
Posted by: Frustrated Movers

Tee-Hee!

Posted by: King-sized Bed at September 23, 2026 10:08 AM (w9Wax)

124 Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says "cars are the modern-day cigarette"

Probably not the best thing to say in Michigan....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gK6I)

125 If so, just rise and run.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 10:01 AM (HeG1i)
---
This sounds suspiciously like the slope of a line...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (FZ29D)

126 118 This Art Tread is spiraling out of control!
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 10:07 AM

Perhaps it's ascending to greatness.

Posted by: Looking up at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

127 >>A few months back I looked at a house with a stairway much like that, only narrower and steeper. I asked the same question, and was pointed to a hatch the owner had cut in the ceiling to hoist furniture to the second floor.

My folks said ancient money pit had a winding staircase similar to the painting only narrower and steeper. "Hired" me and a couple friends to do the moving. (They got paid, I got more chores)

Getting my folks bedroom furniture up that staircase was part of the nightmare. Still gives me a twitch when I think about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (viF8m)

128 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Sliding down that banister will be wicked!!!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (2WIwB)

129 Civilization is built on trust.

Tehran told Washington it could reopen the critical waterway within seven days if the United States eases military pressure and lifts its blockade on Iranian ports

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

130 Tehran told Washington it could reopen the critical waterway within seven days if the United States eases military pressure and lifts its blockade on Iranian ports
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

Hope Trump doesn't fold on this

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:12 AM (+gK6I)

131 Shipping hatch. Chainfalls.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Riggers, local #408 at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)

132 O/T but humorous.
From NY Post: Mass. lesbian bar nearly booted from town after lifting mask mandate. Yes - in 2026.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhxtfnp

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (N39Ws)

133 Tehran told Washington it could reopen the critical waterway within seven days if the United States eases military pressure and lifts its blockade on Iranian ports
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I thought it was already open.

I have no idea what's going on over there.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

134 Hope Trump doesn't fold on this
Posted by: It's me donna

Me too. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (lJ0H4)

135 Finally they're straightening things out in Britain.

British PM announces government agency to combat the "untrue narrative about Britain"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)

136 So, Iran is saying that they will reopen an open waterway. They have a Tehran Bob.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (Gqar8)

137 O/T but humorous.
From NY Post: Mass. lesbian bar nearly booted from town after lifting mask mandate. Yes - in 2026.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhxtfnp
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Ace did a whole thread on that topic yesterday.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:15 AM (lJ0H4)

138 hey, spunge, i splunged and spent $70.99 (nine bucks off!) on a bottle of penelope "fuck cancer" edition (4th in a series) blurbon blend, 48% corn, 46% rye 3% malted barley, 3% malted rye. does that equal 100? math is hard.

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:15 AM (Bep7s)

139 O/T but humorous.
From NY Post: Mass. lesbian bar nearly booted from town after lifting mask mandate. Yes - in 2026.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhxtfnp
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 10:13 AM (N39Ws)


Read what Ace had to say about it.

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/421476.php

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 10:15 AM (ExV1e)

140 Nice balustrade.
Posted by: Man who admires balustrades

"Why, thank you! You say that to all the girls!"


Yes, but to you, I mean it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (GP7ZF)

141 Finally they're straightening things out in Britain.

British PM announces government agency to combat the "untrue narrative about Britain"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (ndZc7)


I bet they claim baked beans on toast really is a British delicacy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (2WIwB)

142 British PM announces government agency to combat the "untrue narrative about Britain"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


MinUntru. Perfection.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (HeG1i)

143 If you stare too long into the stair sometimes the stair stares back!

/stuff Nietzsche might have said

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

144 136 So, Iran is saying that they will reopen an open waterway. They have a Tehran Bob.
Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:14 AM (Gqar.

I read yesterday that it is back to 80% going through... Iran meanwhile is shooting up The Saudis via the Houthis...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:16 AM (+gK6I)

145 >>Hope Trump doesn't fold on this

He won't. Iran is currently in the same position Sheriff Bart was in, holding a gun to their own head and saying "One more step and the ni**er gets it".

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:17 AM (viF8m)

146 Adults inject cross-sex hormones in public to protest hospitals that stopped giving them to kids

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Followed by a sacrifice to Moloch and a BBQ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)

147 hey, spunge, i splunged and spent $70.99 (nine bucks off!) on a bottle of penelope "fuck cancer" edition (4th in a series) blurbon blend, 48% corn, 46% rye 3% malted barley, 3% malted rye. does that equal 100? math is hard.
Posted by: cmeat

48+46=94, 3+3=6, 94+6=100

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:17 AM (lJ0H4)

148 48+46=94, 3+3=6, 94+6=100
Posted by: Tuna

Uh oh. Math.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

149 Probably not the best thing to say in Michigan....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM (+gK6I)

That was from one of his speeches in 2016.

In a state where 20% of jobs are in the auto industry, yet, in June, UAW-Michigan endorsed him anyway.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 10:18 AM (J4Dwc)

150 Nor'easter going on outside. Will we survive?

Posted by: Beach Erosion, Outcome In Doubt at September 23, 2026 10:19 AM (Fn+3X)

151 Can they get their cross sex hormones at Walgreens? Do they get double coupons if they use the drive up window?

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar8)

152 In a state where 20% of jobs are in the auto industry, yet, in June, UAW-Michigan endorsed him anyway.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 10:18 AM (J4Dwc)


Stupid....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:20 AM (+gK6I)

153 The lesbian were worried they might be dealing with eugenicist owners of the bar.

I don't think anyone has the heart to inform the lesbians they will be 100% unaffected by eugenicists.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:20 AM (/9X1x)

154 Adults inject cross-sex hormones in public to protest hospitals that stopped giving them to kids

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Followed by a sacrifice to Moloch and a BBQ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?

Dumb asses.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2026 10:21 AM (lJ0H4)

155 Whoever named the painting must have named his kids John Smith and Jane Smith.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:21 AM (/9X1x)

156 Police unsure how to ticket Waymo that drove through Denver farmers' market

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First, ask for its driver's license, insurance, and registration. Duhhh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

157 No progress possible in England until they bring back Benny Hill.

Posted by: Yakety Sax at September 23, 2026 10:22 AM (Fn+3X)

158 Brown Painting With Some Furniture In It, And a Floor

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:22 AM (/9X1x)

159 ok, fine. but technically is it still blurbon when rye/ karn ratio is 49/ 46?
should be peppery.

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:22 AM (Bep7s)

160 What do the Canadians think of Premier Eby in BC calling an election for October 24? Interestingly, he is running against Trump. Or at least that is what he seems to want to do.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 10:23 AM (Bo05u)

161 >>> Room Interior with Winding Staircase

Too many right angles to be a true winding staircase. They should rip it out and replace it with one that gracefully spirals.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (8mulE)

162 George W. Bush, John Cornyn Fundraise for Everyone — Except Ken Paxton

-
Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

163 No progress possible in England until they bring back Benny Hill.
Posted by: Yakety Sax

They'd just put all the scantily-clad birds in burkas nowadays.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

164 Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says "cars are the modern-day cigarette"

Probably not the best thing to say in Michigan....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 10:09 AM


Do they still make cars in Michigan?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 10:25 AM (4NO2D)

165 163 the ladybirds. a couple of them were not comely. but man could they sang!

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)

166 143 If you stare too long into the stair sometimes the stair stares back!

/stuff Nietzsche might have said
Posted by: muldoon

He wasn't there again today.

Posted by: Oh how I wish he'd go away at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

167 Transportation Secretary Duffy: Flight Delays Will Continue Unless Congress Does Its Job

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So pack a lunch? Or three?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

168 164 "they were making thunderbirds."

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (Bep7s)

169 You know what's really annoying? When you get a big handful of nosehair, and you know it's going to hurt, but you yank anyway...

Posted by: Zombie Andy Rooney at September 23, 2026 10:29 AM (B0NCh)

170 Transportation Secretary Duffy: Flight Delays Will Continue Unless Congress Does Its Job

-
So pack a lunch? Or three?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

I read that as "Don't fly".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:30 AM (d7mRD)

171 So what is Congress not doing this time?

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

172 Looks like the entryway of a charming hotel in Gruyère.

Posted by: Lester Fahrner at September 23, 2026 10:31 AM (Edxq2)

173 Is there nothing Trump can't do?

Alan Ritchson Claims a Season of “Reacher” Was Canceled Due to Trump’s Re-Election

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

174 "Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed says "cars are the modern-day cigarette" "


Says the guy who smokes camels. I'm not talking about tobacco here.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:32 AM (TezPK)

175 171 So what is Congress not doing this time?
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:31 AM

Getting rid of Mitch.

Posted by: Or Maxine at September 23, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)

176 I'm pretty sure this is racist.

Adam Carolla: “Race Hustler” Colin Kaepernick Grew a “26 Foot Afro” to Seem More Black

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

177 Looks like the entryway of a charming hotel in Gruyère.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner

Sounds cheesy.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM (TezPK)

178 Looks like the entryway of a charming hotel in Gruyère.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner

Sounds cheesy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM


Are you kidding? That sounds grate!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM (bFu5X)

179 177 Looks like the entryway of a charming hotel in Gruyère.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner

Sounds cheesy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM


Smell our dairy air.

Posted by: Wisconsin at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

180 No progress possible in England until they bring back Benny Hill.
---------------------

He's dead but Axl Rose is on the verge of turning into him

https://tinyurl.com/4b5whj37

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (SPRxV)

181 So much for the good neighbor policy.

Trump Tells UK It Needs “Good Leadership” — While Sitting Next to Current PM Burnham

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

182 Looks like the entryway of a charming hotel in Gruyère.
Posted by: Lester Fahrner

Sounds cheesy.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:34 AM

Are you kidding? That sounds grate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Or at least pretty gouda.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

183 mite be moldy.

Posted by: cmeat at September 23, 2026 10:36 AM (Bep7s)

184 Cheddar? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at September 23, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)

185 FenelonSpoke

If you are still here, I started The Complete Fenelon. Interesting, on many levels, doesn't begin to cover it. I'll have more on the book thread but this is a wonderful collection. I ordered a copy of his Adventures of Telemachus.

Just FYI.

Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM (yTvNw)

186 I'm pretty sure this is racist.

Adam Carolla: “Race Hustler” Colin Kaepernick Grew a “26 Foot Afro” to Seem More Black
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___________

A Fletch-worthy afro.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM (XvL8K)

187 Isn't this the same painting as we've seen before, but without the chick descending the stairs?

Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM (kU0PQ)

188 So what is Congress not doing this time?
Posted by: Bulg

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said Tuesday that we’re going to see more messes like this [cut fiber-optic cable] unless Congress gets its act together and provides the funding needed to fully modernize our aging infrastructure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

189 Cheddar? I just met her!
Posted by: Rimshot

OK. So?

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

190 I'm pretty sure this is racist.

Adam Carolla: “Race Hustler” Colin Kaepernick Grew a “26 Foot Afro” to Seem More Black
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
___________

A Fletch-worthy afro.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 10:40 AM


*raises fist*

Solid!

Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (bFu5X)

191 Cheese Gromit!

Posted by: Wallace at September 23, 2026 10:42 AM (B0NCh)

192 OK. So?
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 23, 2026 10:42 AM (bFu5X)

193 Off, 70's stereotype sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 10:42 AM (bFu5X)

194 Could use boobs to liven the joint up
Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (oqH4h)

31 I'll go upstairs, but I don't wanna go down to the basement.
Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM

The boobs are down in the fruit cellar. But I ain't goin' down there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)

*Ahem*
The melons are in the fruit cellar.

Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:43 AM (kU0PQ)

195 Morning, all.

This has probably been mentioned already, but -

I see Bill in AK's post about wanting a drinking stories book about Harris, Burton, &c. It exists: Hellraisers, by Robert Sellers:

https://tinyurl.com/ywf7c4c5

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 23, 2026 10:43 AM (qRla/)

196 She's just protecting democracy.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris says that removing hundreds of thousands of non-citizens from voter rolls is “cheating.”

"They’re trying to take our tools, but we are a creative people."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

197 Colin needs some goldfish filled platform shoes to go with the 'fro. Bonus points for a cane and purple fedora with a feather.

Bro be pimpin'!

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (TezPK)

198 Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2026 10:40

I'm am so glad to hear that, JTB!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (JrHfD)

199 Do they still make cars in Michigan?
Posted by: toby928(c)

====

Kinda sorta.

In simple terms, almost everything that is easily shipped is manufactured somewhere else.

Engineering has been globalized to India.

There are still assembly, engine, and transmission plants. Enough to keep UAW limping along.


Posted by: M. C. Escher at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (Xh6bI)

200 196 She's just protecting democracy.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Kamala Harris says that removing hundreds of thousands of non-citizens from voter rolls is “cheating.”

"They’re trying to take our tools, but we are a creative people."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)


“Tools”. Yes, yes indeed.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:45 AM (Gqar8)

201 where do they keep the clown

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at September 23, 2026 10:46 AM (yYROg)

202 Bob Ross rocked his 'fro.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:47 AM (d7mRD)

203 31 I'll go upstairs, but I don't wanna go down to the basement.
Posted by: Joey Ramone at September 23, 2026 09:38 AM

Hell, I won an entire presidential election from down there.
Not a joke!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at September 23, 2026 10:47 AM (2Ez/1)

204 where do they keep the clown
Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror

Storm drain

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:47 AM (TezPK)

205 *raises fist*

Solid!
Posted by: Undercover Brother at September 23, 2026 10:41 AM (bFu5X)

My wife and I *love* that movie. (Though, even my wife is baffled by the mayonnaise thing. She loves real mayonnaise and grew up eating it. I can't stand it in most cases.)

Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:48 AM (kU0PQ)

206 My buddy Paul z"l sported an afro that size.

Then again, it was 1978.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

207 Birds of a feather.

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
Insane that thanks to Donald Trump, me and Bill bloody Kristol are now on the same page, policy wise, including on the Middle fricking East!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

208 197 Colin needs some goldfish filled platform shoes to go with the 'fro. Bonus points for a cane and purple fedora with a feather.

not certain how you'd get those on a goldfish

Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 10:49 AM (v3pYe)

209 Fen, I saw your comment on the end of the MR thread about New Jersey accents.

I had a college roommate from New Jersey. Really good guy, but sometimes he was damn near incomprehensible.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

210 Bob Ross rocked his 'fro.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Gene Shalit FTW.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

211 not certain how you'd get those on a goldfish
Posted by: anachronda

They'd have to be scaled down.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 10:50 AM (TezPK)

212 I may not be able to grow one but I could pick one into shape from watching my uncle fix his. Fro takes a lot of work.

Posted by: Reforger at September 23, 2026 10:51 AM (F9nWj)

213 My buddy Paul z"l sported an afro that size.

Then again, it was 1978.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
_________

It was the Age of Leo Sayer and Jeff Lynne.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (XvL8K)

214 The Kaep rocks the ‘Fro. Must spend hours primping in front of the mirror. Instead of, you know, footballin’ and all.

Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (Gqar8)

215 Of course this didn’t get much coverag in the “news”.

The Trump admin has identified 750k people getting Obamacare subsidies who didn’t qualify. And another 419K who are likely to not qualify and are being further investigated.

The Biden admin essentially turned off verification so anyone who said I qualify, automatically qualified. Neat!

It’s impossible to hate these fucks more than I do already.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (jmRo5)

216 Today's art is perfect! Thank you.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 10:52 AM (2ap+5)

217 Bitch best have my money!

Posted by: Goldfish wearing a purple fedora at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (2UnvF)

218 148 48+46=94, 3+3=6, 94+6=100
Posted by: Tuna

Uh oh. Math.


so... 19?

Posted by: calypso louie at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (v3pYe)

219 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (d7mRD)

220 I was feeling groovy when I was rockin' a 'fro.

Posted by: Young Art Garfunkel at September 23, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

221 >>My buddy Paul z"l sported an afro that size.

>>Then again, it was 1978.

I played baseball with a guy with a giant afro back in the day. When he squished on a baseball cap he looked like black bozo.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:54 AM (viF8m)

222 214 The Kaep rocks the ‘Fro. Must spend hours primping in front of the mirror. Instead of, you know, footballin’ and all.

indeed. if he spent all the time training that he alleges, he'd have helmet hair.

Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 10:54 AM (v3pYe)

The Morning Report — 9/ 23 /26

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good morning Kids. Well, John Oliver is essentially a talentless, tedious, unappealing yammering coprolite, and yet he has a microphone/megaphone.


Left-wing HBO late-night host John Oliver is justifying the outrageous love leftists have for admitted murderer Luigi Mangione, saying anger over UnitedHealthcare’s policies might excuse the devotion liberals show for the killer... “The very fact that one company controls so much of America’s healthcare is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be,” he added, noting that “telling UnitedHealthcare to go fuck itself has become an entire genre of internet video,” Oliver continued in his efforts to wave away any moral concern over the shocking murder.

now do England, asshole! Perhaps anger at the government's absolute near 80-year-long stranglehold on its failing healthcare system is the reason we have Muslim rape gangs rampaging all over! No, obviously it's something else entirely. And yet, wouldn't it be a laugh riot if Oliver took one in the back as he exited the HBO studios. After all, by Oliver's logic there is one party and political movement in this country that controls so much if not virtually all of America's media and cultural industry is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be.

The very people and society that he and his ilk have mocked and attacked as evil, racist and an existential threat to democracy and the planet have thus far done nothing, except vote for Donald Trump three times. He should count himself lucky to have not wound up like United Healthcare's CEO, slaughtered on the pavement. They all should!


In its latest edition, Liberal Currents asks, “What Are Democrats Thinking?” A lot of them are thinking about a dead President Donald Trump, according to a new poll featured in the left-wing digital magazine. 

The poll, conducted in partnership with the Center for Strategic Politics, finds about one out of every three Democrats responding would like to see Trump assassinated while speaking at a rally. The survey of 683 Dem voters found 23 percent would feel “very positive” about the violent scenario posed. Another 8 percent would feel “somewhat positive.” 
. . .So much for the peace-loving left. . . But apparently military coups are an acceptable way of restoring said democracy and upholding the Constitution, according to a majority of respondents. To “safeguard the Constitution,” . . . “These attitudes are not fringe — they reflect an emergent assassination culture, grounded in far-left authoritarianism and increasingly normalized in digital discourse,” states the report, titled, “Assassination Culture: How Burning Teslas and Killing Billionaires Became a Meme Aesthetic for Political Violence.” 

Elsewhere, President Trump spoke at the UN and ripped Turtle Bay a new one!

And while Trump unabashedly puts America’s interests first, his emphasis on action is a clear indictment of the United Nations’ failure to carry out its primary mission: to confront threats to world peace, such as Iran.
The president was even more explicit about his disdain for Turtle Bay’s efforts to impose a “far-left agenda” and for its “globalists,” “rogue” International Criminal Court, Human Rights Council and UNESCO.
Yes, “the United Nations has great, great potential,” Trump allowed; his criticisms aim to save it.
But that requires a massive shift in UN culture — and leadership.

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:36 AM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

3 Happy Hump Day, Y'all! I hope everyone gets to.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 07:37 AM (JNTt1)

4 BOING!

Enjoying the fresh air and view up here somewhere in northern Israel.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 07:38 AM (RkR9o)

5 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

6 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

7 או"ם שמום" - דוד בן גוריון"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (RkR9o)

8 Happy Wednesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)

9 willowed:

San Franpsycho

King Abdullah of Jordan? Is he the Little King?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

10 Happy Hump Day, Horde!

Got an interview for some temp work in 2-3 hours.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 07:42 AM (aJQbY)

11 Nikole Hannah-Jones is apparently uneducable.

Rather than the draw the lesson that the substance of her belief led to negative outcomes, she focuses instead not on her culpability for error but on morphing it into some psychodrama between her and her daughter.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

12 Combat-Trained AI Is Leaving Ukraine Faster Than The Rules Can Follow

Once Pandora's Box has been opened, all you can do is live with the consequences.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

13 This sort of consolidation and concentration is exactly what the leftists wanted. The next step is a government takeover. UHC is a government agency, all but in name.

Posted by: PG at September 23, 2026 07:44 AM (PkCV0)

14 I'm still wanging chung.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

15 King Abdullah of Jordan? Is he the Little King?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
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Yes he is 5'6"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

16 15 King Abdullah of Jordan? Is he the Little King?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
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Yes he is 5'6"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:45 AM

Pffft...

Posted by: Lord Farquad at September 23, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Yes, “the United Nations has great, great potential,

Potential for great evil maybe. It literally is the Tower of Babel. No one in that building, and nearly everyone they allegedly represent has any Godly Wisdom, rather pursuing every demonic trend, mad up of every low-trust society sending the most corrupt and depraved individuals.

Why would the Almighty bless anything that is the fruit of their hands?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 07:46 AM (a6PrB)

18 Business as Usual? Why the Trump Admin Ignores Growing MAHA Discontent at Its Peril

https://youtu.be/hFDcoX7s6rE

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)

19 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:48 AM (oRRIp)

20 Thank you for the links and commentary, Mr. JJ.
I don’t know how you do it. The crazy is relentless.

Posted by: Cookie at September 23, 2026 07:48 AM (1pd05)

21 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (RkR9o)
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I had to use the translator

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

22 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 07:49 AM (2Cry5)

23 PSA:

Fall is in the air in N. Texas. Animals are out and about with the cooler weather. Almost hit two deer in 12 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (oRRIp)

24
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wasn't this one of Nikola Tesla's ideas? beaming electricity from one place to another?

Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)

25 Once Pandora's Box has been opened, all you can do is live with the consequences.

Oh joy, back to face masks (this time with eyes printed on them) a/o tactical urban camouflage featuring design features and prints meant to thwart face reco and human presence detection.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (a6PrB)

26 Cuba got their knickers in a twist and walked out the the General Assembly meeting after PDT got done ripping that regime.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:51 AM (UdrMW)

27 >Katalyst wins military contract to test power-beaming from orbit
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that's the bit I was referring to

Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)

28 "...but on morphing it into some psychodrama between her and her daughter."

Blame the daughter. She didn't try hard enough.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 23, 2026 07:53 AM (36x1j)

29 Cuba got their knickers in a twist and walked out the the General Assembly meeting after PDT got done ripping that regime.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:51 AM (UdrMW)
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I've seen better flouncing on the 1 California bus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

30 Trump is doing his heroic best to show them the light, but are these international institutions beyond redemption? I'm afraid so. Just as many of our own are.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2026 07:54 AM (ntaXS)

31 Good morning. Still mid-90's here daily for another week. Then Fall temps are forecast to appear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)

32 Cold front is here. Light wind, high of 70. Feels good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 07:55 AM (d7mRD)

33 wasn't this one of Nikola Tesla's ideas? beaming electricity from one place to another?
Posted by: Don Black


How do you beam electricity "live" without it frying anything that accidentally gets in the way?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:56 AM (oRRIp)

34 Raining here. Mainly on the plain.

Posted by: Spain at September 23, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

35 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 07:57 AM (d7mRD)

36 rickb223

Ultra powerful lightning bolts, from space?

I have a list of places and people...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

37 The United Nations is just another swindle all dressed up and pretending to do good.

The only thing they accomplish are rape, theft, unpaid traffic tickets and endless conflicts.

Posted by: Zombie U Thant at September 23, 2026 07:57 AM (ESXvt)

38 I would make fun of the troll but I can't understand the troll.

Maybe this will work: لعنتی!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

39 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 07:58 AM (rOKnE)

40 Those refining companies gouging everyone are all for sale.
You can buy just one share, or a lot. Once you have those, you get a piece of the gouge. I wonder why people don't do that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 23, 2026 07:59 AM (zdLoL)

41 >>The only thing they accomplish are rape, theft, unpaid traffic tickets and endless conflicts.


And Very Important Conferences at 5-star hotels in exotic locales!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 07:59 AM (rOKnE)

42 23%???

The SS Eisengruppe are looking for recruits.

What monsters hath the Democrats raised.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 08:00 AM (2GVsD)

43 Zombie U Thant

UN the victim of Conquest's Law?

I think a reboot to Great Powers and the removal of off-side leaders, using US controlled Space Lightning, may be better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

44 And Very Important Conferences at 5-star hotels in exotic locales!

While performing indecent SA acts on the underage locals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD)

45 Bravo, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:01 AM (VyBeY)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:02 AM (ccf/V)

47 Fall is in the air in N. Texas. Animals are out and about with the cooler weather. Almost hit two deer in 12 hours.

You can lawfully kill them in 10 days.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:02 AM (NzX/y)

48 The UN and its assorted bureaucracies soak up the otherwise useless and unemployable scions and satraps of dissipated European and Arab royalty, old communist nomenklatura, and hereditary nepots.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

49 Left-wing HBO late-night host John Oliver is justifying the outrageous love leftists have for admitted murderer Luigi Mangione, saying anger over UnitedHealthcare’s policies might excuse the devotion liberals show for the killer... “The very fact that one company controls so much of America’s healthcare is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be,” he added, noting that “telling UnitedHealthcare to go fuck itself has become an entire genre of internet video,” Oliver continued in his efforts to wave away any moral concern over the shocking murder.


Aren't you British, you f*cking retard?

And you're worried about ONE COMPANY controlling healthcare?

Hypocrisy. Yours knows no bounds.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:03 AM (ccf/V)

50 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Those Cuban UN delegates are the only ones left from Cuba with working electrical power and enough to eat. So they can keep getting good cardio by walking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

51 >>Rather than the draw the lesson that the substance of her belief led to negative outcomes, she focuses instead not on her culpability for error but on morphing it into some psychodrama between her and her daughter.


Maybe because she kept her kid in a crap school long after she recognized it was a crap school?

What parent does that?
Her daughter should be pissed off at her. Mom's politics are more important than her daughter's future.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:04 AM (rOKnE)

52 Those refining companies gouging everyone are all for sale.
You can buy just one share, or a lot. Once you have those, you get a piece of the gouge. I wonder why people don't do that.


For the same reasons why Labor unions failed to invest in the companies they were striking. Its easier to have someone with guns and no morals to loot them for you.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:04 AM (NzX/y)

53 Community Notes

I need a beater car with deer stencils on the front quarter panel. Maybe a outlined protester with a No-Kings sign.

Merging would be easier with one of those.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

54 Posted by: Paul at September 23, 2026 07:54 AM (bM+St)

Oil has less of an impact on the price of fuel today than the fact that we lack refineries. Eleven refineries have stopped processing crude oil over the last six years, two - both in California - this year alone. To replace that capacity, we've built exactly 0.

Refineries are running at 98% capacity and when something happens to any of them, even temporarily, as happened with the Exxon refinery in Joliet, Illinois, it has a massive impact.

I know you won't just fuck off but do try to have a passing familiarity with what's going on in the world.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

55 The survey of 683 Dem voters found 23 percent would feel “very positive” about the violent scenario posed. Another 8 percent would feel “somewhat positive.”


Well then. Is it open season yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)

56 *Its easier to have someone with guns and no morals to loot them for you.*

That's where the money is.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

57 23 PSA:

Fall is in the air in N. Texas. Animals are out and about with the cooler weather. Almost hit two deer in 12 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:50 AM (oRRIp)
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Fall schmall, my butt. Yesterday it was 103F on Hwy 290 in Houston at 4pm. It was so hot, it was physically painful to have the sun hit your skin at that time.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (JNTt1)

58 >>Aren't you British, you f*cking retard?

And you're worried about ONE COMPANY controlling healthcare?

Hypocrisy. Yours knows no bounds.........



He moved here and became an American, which is not a ringing endorsement of his preference for England.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)

59 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Instead of a deer stand, we need to find Hate Has No Home Here signs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ)

60 I need a beater car with deer stencils on the front quarter panel. Maybe a outlined protester with a No-Kings sign.

1969 Dodge Dart with 440 V8, 4-speed with a granny gear, channel iron bumpers with bolts welded on as spikes.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (+4Cf6)

61 . . .So much for the peace-loving left. . . But apparently military coups are an acceptable way of restoring said democracy and upholding the Constitution, according to a majority of respondents. To “safeguard the Constitution,” . . . “These attitudes are not fringe — they reflect an emergent assassination culture, grounded in far-left authoritarianism and increasingly normalized in digital discourse,” states the report, titled, “Assassination Culture: How Burning Teslas and Killing Billionaires Became a Meme Aesthetic for Political Violence.”


If anything needs to be killed off, it's the public school system.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)

62 I found about this yesterday from a source in Israel.

Arabs fvck around in Detroit and blacks help them find out.

https://tinyurl.com/yj4esb9a

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

63 He moved here and became an American, which is not a ringing endorsement of his preference for England.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE)

UK - Critcize the government, go to prison
US - Criticize this government, get fucking PAID

We're the obvious choice.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 08:10 AM (gLYp7)

64 Community Notes

*Snort*
Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

65 Aaaaaand the Democrat quest to unravel western civilization:

@MattSeedorff
NEW: A flea-borne typhus outbreak is under investigation in L.A.’s Wilshire Center after 7 people got sick and 6 were hospitalized.

The disease, historically associated with earlier eras of poor sanitation, is re-emerging in L.A. County.

Health officials say fleas are the key exposure.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (rOKnE)

66 From the number of idiots, wannbe Dale Asshearts, ECycle loonies, crotchrocket rice burning asswipes, grannie Magoos and just all around bad drivers on the road everyday I would venture to say no one gives 2 shits about the price of gasoline.

Posted by: Don't You People Have Homes? at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ESXvt)

67 "...with deer stencils on the front quarter panel."

POINT OF ORDER. Quarter panels are on the rear of a car. Fenders are on the front.

Posted by: Self important person who likes to say POINT OF ORDER at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

68 Willowed: Netflix has a documentary called something like "What is AI?". I probably should watch that. They also have one on Stephen K Bannon which I can't believe would not be a hatchet job.

I'm watching the AI doc right now. Get ready for AGI. I think things are about to change.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 08:12 AM (l26NL)

69 they accomplish are rape, theft, unpaid traffic tickets and endless conflicts."

You forgot to say "rape" twice.
They like rape.

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:12 AM (pfXMo)

70 Refineries are running at 98% capacity and when something happens to any of them, even temporarily, as happened with the Exxon refinery in Joliet, Illinois, it has a massive impact.

Lets take a moment to thank God for his protective hand over the Gulf of America during this hurricane season.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (+4Cf6)

71 Self important person who likes to say POINT OF ORDER

I stand corrected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

72 “The very fact that one company controls so much of America’s healthcare is what makes it so infuriating..."

**********

He makes a good point. What we need is single-payer government-run healthcare!

/s

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (I0N4X)

73 I think the "polls" showing 1/3 of Democrats want Trump dead are a bit of hype to energize the base and get them to vote. I mean, on one had we're being gaslighted into thinking the left is going to sweep the midterms. On the other hand we've got constant agitation from the left to commit violence to push him and his supporters out.

I suppose they could sweep the elections with fraud, and they might, but what's with the generated hype about killing Trump? It's sort of their default state of mind, so why promote it? Everyone knows it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (2Cry5)

74 Like the PAC ad against Talarico that says "He's for they/them, not YOU," the Democrats are for bloodthirsty military aged men, not Americans.

The Adam Carolla rant from the other day is excellent.

"You're argument is, Americans rape and kill more than the illegals do, so leave the illegals alone? What a retarded argument."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)

75 San Franpsycho

Thank you for that clip. Very interesting. Do Mosques have fire insurance?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

76 Could hardly sleep last night worrying about the lesbian bar in Massachusetts. Even though the great majority of lesbians look better masked.

Posted by: N95 Or Better at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (Fn+3X)

77 How do you beam electricity "live" without it frying anything that accidentally gets in the way?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 07:56 AM (oRRIp)


You don't. It's beamed either via microwaves or lasers and anything that gets too close to the beam is fucked. It'll probably absolutely fuck up the local weather patterns also since a lot of the energy will bleed into the environment.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

78 I'm still wanging chung.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

I thought everybody does that at night?

Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (NTVPI)

79 Left-wing HBO late-night host John Oliver is justifying the outrageous love leftists have for admitted murderer Luigi Mangione, saying anger over UnitedHealthcare’s policies might excuse the devotion liberals show for the killer... “The very fact that one company controls so much of America’s healthcare is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be,” he added, noting that “telling UnitedHealthcare to go fuck itself has become an entire genre of internet video,” Oliver continued in his efforts to wave away any moral concern over the shocking murder.


Aren't you British, you f*cking retard?

And you're worried about ONE COMPANY controlling healthcare?

Hypocrisy. Yours knows no bounds.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Can we find something that the left almost exclusively controls and start ending them?
Like the media or education?

You know, going by their metrics.
Oppo almost exclusively controls something. We disagree. Open season.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:15 AM (oRRIp)

80 >> Mike Lawler is a partisan hack and Trump sycophant,”

He’s also going to win his House race. Democrats tried to parachute in a DSA candidate who doesn’t even come from the district. Lawler has name recognition and has even frustrated some Republicans with his positions. But he was the driving force behind restoring SALT and has done a lot for his constituents.

And I don’t believe all this Blue Wave crap. We’ve seen this op before. They and the pills are trying to create a feeling of inevitability and suppress turnout. That’s because the only way republicans lose a lot of these races is if people don’t show up.

I guess you can be mad about gas prices and Iran. But what follows from Democrats isn’t going to make that better. In fact it will be much worse. Gas will go down after the election and Iran will capitulate. But electing Democrats will govern you at least two years of hell from the House members and six from the senate.

It’s not even a close call.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 08:15 AM (xZEBF)

81 Probably already discussed here, but it's so fun when a woke jerk is cancelled.

Alinsky #4 FTW!

@RedPillSayian
KPMG manager Yuen Lee says she was fired after Jewish billionaire Bill Ackman posted a video of her calling a man a “Zionist pig” and tagging her employer 😳


*She was wearing a keffiah like a sarong while working out in a gym - who does that unless they want to sir up a confrontation?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:15 AM (rOKnE)

82 Oh, and f*ck a bunch of HBO.

I don't give a flying f*ck what Bill Maher says either.

Being on the moderate side of the loony bin on occasion doesn't carry any f*cking weight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)

83 I'm watching the AI doc right now. Get ready for AGI. I think things are about to change.

Actually, unless there are a series of genuine significant innovations (each of which usually happens by accident), LLMs are at the diminishing returns point in their maturation.

This is why you are seeing the various AI firms begging Congress to establish a regulatory moat around them so that the gap between their frontier models and profoundly cheaper open source models doesn't narrow and bankrupt them.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:16 AM (/TiS1)

84 Refineries are running at 98% capacity"

Yeah, that's funny. In real life, they're all completely redlined, and there ain't no more.
I do appreciate the media talking point of "people don't drive as much" as well. Self reported data is so reliable...

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:16 AM (pfXMo)

85
I thought everybody does that at night?
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM (NTVPI)



Dance hall days, love.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

86 Good morning again Horde. Thx JJ. Happy Hump Day
The story about the lesbian bar demonstrates how insane the left has become. Not a paragraph in the Boston Globe story goes by where your brain does say "WTF".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:17 AM (I6R/i)

87
POINT OF ORDER. Quarter panels are on the rear of a car. Fenders are on the front.

Posted by: Self important person who likes to say POINT OF ORDER at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)



Which makes it redundant when someone says "rear quarter panel."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

88 The notion that a reconstructive surgery can turn a woman's labia and clitoris into a fully functioning penis is sheer phallus-y...

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (I0N4X)

89 Could hardly sleep last night worrying about the lesbian bar in Massachusetts."

Didn't give a lick...

*ducks

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (pfXMo)

90 I thought everybody does that at night?
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM
++++
Didn't say what time zone I'm in...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

91 man

In a number of refineries, during previous maintenance periods some de-bottlenecking occurred. Look up the stats.

We can refine more, using less energy. This is due to better catalysts discovered by AI and simplex optimization and innovative engineering.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

92 I saw Flea-Borne Typhus open for The Fugs on their Kill For Peace Tour at the Odeon in 1968.

Posted by: Musikladen at September 23, 2026 08:20 AM (Fn+3X)

93 Which makes it redundant when someone says "rear quarter panel."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM
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Is this about me?

Posted by: Front fender at September 23, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)

94 Bill Maher is semi-senile, constantly being revealed to know nothing about what's happening around him.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (ntaXS)

95 >>Arabs fvck around in Detroit and blacks help them find out.

Oh, no. Looks like someone got DISRESPECTED!!11!!

Posted by: one hour sober at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (J4Dwc)

96 Fox Business is unwatchable without Maria Bartiromo. They should give Dagen McDowell the morning show but I don't think she wakes up before noon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

97 Musikladen

Bravo! Was the World Health Organization the primary sponsor?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

98 Refineries are running at 98% capacity and when something happens to any of them, even temporarily, as happened with the Exxon refinery in Joliet, Illinois, it has a massive impact.“

The ongoing destruction of refineries in Russia is also having quite an effect. We like to think “only in Russia” but they used to be able to export diesel etc. now that is dried up, they are in shortage, and demand impacts prices everywhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (dXMch)

99 "de-bottlenecking"

That costs extra.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

100 >>The notion that a reconstructive surgery can turn a woman's labia and clitoris into a fully functioning penis is sheer phallus-y...


It's a bust!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE)

101 In a number of refineries, during previous maintenance periods some de-bottlenecking occurred"

Especially during turnover.

As an aside, existing refiners aren't thrilled about competing with new units... it's easier to buy off some politicians than it is to build additional capacity...

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:23 AM (pfXMo)

102 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...

Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)

103 Wonder how much they will love violence when they are on the receiving end?
(Rhetorical)

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (egQ8W)

104 POINT OF ORDER. Quarter panels are on the rear of a car. Fenders are on the front.

Posted by: Self important person who likes to say POINT OF ORDER at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)


Which makes it redundant when someone says "rear quarter panel."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


So if you're driving in reverse, does that make them front fenders?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (oRRIp)

105 The ongoing destruction of refineries in Russia is also having quite an effect. We like to think “only in Russia” but they used to be able to export diesel etc. now that is dried up, they are in shortage, and demand impacts prices everywhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 08:22 AM (dXMch)



We're building refineries for the first time in over 50 years. It takes 10 years to complete. California shut down all their refineries.

Liberals are the reason for the fuel prices in America right now, but no one wants to shout that from the rooftops that fact for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (ccf/V)

106 @96 yeah the 6-9 time slot definitely is worse without Maria. Varney is still good at 9

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:25 AM (I6R/i)

107
So if you're driving in reverse, does that make them front fenders?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (oRRIp)



No, that either makes the driver really talented or really stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

108
50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)



Happy Birthday!

Welcome to your 29's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

109 @102 Inogame , happy birthday. Here's to another 50

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:26 AM (I6R/i)

110 Liberals are the reason for the fuel prices in America right now"

Hey, look what we've done for electrical power prices!
Who needs hydro?

/

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo)

111 The notion that a reconstructive surgery can turn a woman's labia and clitoris into a fully functioning penis is sheer phallus-y...

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:18 AM (I0N4X)



Sometimes, it doesn't look like a home run coming off the bat.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

112 "50 years old today..."

It's ACKshually kind of refreshing. You're entering the phase where You Just Don't Care Anymore about so many little things.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1)

113 102 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...
Posted by: Inogame at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (53oGX)
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Happy Birfday. Want to feel something . . . .wait till you cross 65 and your knees and ankles sound like a drum solo when you get up to pee 3-5 times a night.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (JNTt1)

114 A flea-borne typhus outbreak...

*********

♪ ♫

Borne Flea...
...as flea as the wind blows

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:27 AM (I0N4X)

115 We pull light sweet crude out of the ground and have few refineries to process it. So it's exported.
All while the world brings us their heavy crude to refine.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (egQ8W)

116 A flea-borne typhus outbreak...

*********



Chyna-borne. It's always Chyna.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)

117 From Midwest Chick:

The Washington DC police union is having an apoplectic fit due to the use of Flock cameras by Internal Affairs to keep track of officers under investigation.

The union, apparently unironically, says: “the department has not established enough safeguards to prevent the technology from being misused.”

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (gLYp7)

118 I thought everybody does that at night?
Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 23, 2026 08:14 AM
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Didn't say what time zone I'm in...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

Ha! So not everybody then!

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (NTVPI)

119 50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...
Posted by: Inogame

Happy Birthday, Inogame. It's all downhill from here! Always remember the longer you live, the sooner you'll bloody well die!

Posted by: The Late, Deceased Clancy Brothers at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

120 Sitting in Chevron Refinery Richmond a right now. The FCC unit has been in pre shutdown mode for the last month putting temporary pipe in to bring unit offline. For any California peeps your fuel prices arent coming down anytime soon. Sorry guys.

Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2026 08:28 AM (gOOGq)

121 Your trash pickup may now be doing more than collecting garbage. Dallas has been using AI powered cameras mounted on sanitation trucks to scan curbside properties for potential code violations, and the system has already reviewed about 10,000 properties, resulting in roughly 3,700 notices and 57 citations across 34 properties, according to the city and FOX 4. The technology is provided by City Detect and is mounted on brush and bulky waste trucks, allowing Code Compliance staff to flag issues such as illegal dumping, improper set outs and other property conditions while trucks move through neighborhoods. City documents say the cameras do not make enforcement decisions on their own and that cases are reviewed by staff before action is taken, citations are issued only after an in person inspection and notice to the property owner. The program costs about $852,000 per year, while Dallas City Councilman Chad West has raised questions about privacy protections and said about 70% of citations connected to the system have come from predominantly African American neighborhoods. (Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (oRRIp)

122 Dallas officials say the goal is to identify neighborhood problems faster instead of waiting for complaints, but the bigger question is how far residents are comfortable letting routine city services double as automated eyes on the street as this system expands.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (oRRIp)

123 Terrible country we live in. Quarter Panels are now Fitty Cents!

Posted by: JC Whitney at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (Fn+3X)

124 116 A flea-borne typhus outbreak...


To what levels of degeneracy and squalor do they need to sink before awareness hits?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2026 08:31 AM (ntaXS)

125 A new refinery is being built in Texas.
The first in 50 YEARS.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 23, 2026 08:31 AM (egQ8W)

126 Happy birthday inogame now get off my lawn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

127 50 years old today... 40 I dismissed as not a big deal, but for some reason 50 weighs heavier...

That is one way to look at it. Another is that you know that you had 50 years of life. Someone who is 40 is not guaranteed that.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:32 AM (a3CJ+)

128 In the death camps, the medical inmates learned that just the mention of typhus would send the ss goons running. So any area that they were doing "clandestine" work in or to hide inmates on the selection list they would post signs as that area being a "typhus" ward and no ss goon would ever enter.

Posted by: Your Typhus Sir... at September 23, 2026 08:32 AM (ESXvt)

129 Tatiana Maslaney was so good in Orphan Black, but man, she's a Lefty freak. From JJ's link:

"She-Hulk" star Tatiana Maslany disses Tom Selleck (while mocking "Magnum, PI") & Michael Jordan for saying they avoid politics to keep their audience/customers happy. . .

"Everything is political. All entertainment is political... It's such a bizarre mentality. It's so cowardly."

“To me, if artists are like mirrors to the world, to society, we have to name things, whether it’s emotionally mirroring to people the human experience, or it’s speaking out, or it’s naming something. It’s such an important, intrinsic part of our job.”


No, no it isn't. You're an adult who's paid very well to play dress up. And do NOT diss Tomm Selleck!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:33 AM (rOKnE)

130 Your trash pickup may now be doing more than collecting garbage. Dallas has been using AI powered cameras mounted on sanitation trucks to scan curbside properties for potential code violations, and the system has already reviewed about 10,000 properties, resulting in roughly 3,700 notices and 57 citations across 34 properties, according to the city and FOX 4.


Seems time to revive what the TEA in TEA Party stood for........F*CK that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

131 "Dallas has been using AI powered cameras mounted on sanitation trucks to scan curbside properties for potential code violations..."

Just send the data to us. We'll take care of it.

Posted by: Karens on the HOA board at September 23, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1)

132 Sitting in Chevron Refinery Richmond a right now"

Isn't that where they first blended "Techron" additive? Good stuff.

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (pfXMo)

133 Your trash pickup may now be doing more than collecting garbage. ....
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:30 AM (oRRIp)
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Morons be harping about Flock cameras. But If I don't sort my garbage right I get a picture of it with a ticket in the mail. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

134 It's ACKshually kind of refreshing. You're entering the phase where You Just Don't Care Anymore about so many little things.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

But you suddenly care a lot more about other kinds of things like, gee, getting out of bed never hurt before.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (Fv808)

135 The program costs about $852,000 per year,


See who on the city council in Dallas has ties to the company involved. There's money laundering going on here.......Talk about an unnecessary expense........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

136
Morons be harping about Flock cameras. But If I don't sort my garbage right I get a picture of it with a ticket in the mail. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)



You're in San Fran. Just throw your shit in the street. It's a lot cheaper and much less hassle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

137 > The Washington DC police union is having an apoplectic fit due to the use of Flock cameras by Internal Affairs to keep track of officers under investigation.
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Some cops are resorting to license plate covers that obscure the letters and numbers. Those are "supposed" to be illegal. They're trying to avoid being surveilled.

This is the surveillance state sorting itself out... they will be immune to said surveillance. Like everything else our political betters do, LE will not be inconvenienced by Flock or any other system. Neither are the politicians and other special citizens.

You're not one of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (2Cry5)

138 70% of citations connected to the system have come from predominantly African American neighborhoods....
122 Dallas officials say the goal is to identify neighborhood problems"

Hmmm. Double hmmmm.

Well, there it is.

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)

139
But you suddenly care a lot more about other kinds of things like, gee, getting out of bed never hurt before.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM



Heck. That started for me at 30.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

140 Morons be harping about Flock cameras. But If I don't sort my garbage right I get a picture of it with a ticket in the mail. Ask me how I know.

Yep. We're getting nasty-grams from the garbage company about "overfilled bins" now. They're threatening to ding you with a penalty fee for not having the lid completely shut.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (CHq+B)

141 Isn't that where they first blended "Techron" additive? Good stuff.
Posted by: man

Second rate stuff. We're Platformate people over here.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (Fn+3X)

142 But If I don't sort my garbage right I get a picture of it with a ticket in the mail. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Really? I've gotten some warnings about cardboard too big but no tickets for anything.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (Fv808)

143 Liberals are the reason for the fuel prices in America right now, but no one wants to shout that from the rooftops that fact for some reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:24 AM (ccf/V)


Most people don't think. They emote. They see a tik tok, or a tweet, or a podcast, or something, take it at face value, get all stirred up and start shrieking. This, in turn, is seen by a new group of useful idiots who do the same. It's how the people who control us, control us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (ExV1e)

144 You're in San Fran. Just throw your shit in the street. It's a lot cheaper and much less hassle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)
====

True. Nothing I have ever left on the street has remained overnight.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

145
"Everything is political. All entertainment is political... It's such a bizarre mentality. It's so cowardly."



No deary. YOUR mentality is the one that's f*cked off.

I hope to see you giving $5 handies under a bridge soon!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

146 >>"50 years old today..."

>>It's ACKshually kind of refreshing. You're entering the phase where You Just Don't Care Anymore about so many little things.


Happy Birthday, Inogame! Yeah, the 50's are definitely a journey - enjoy!!

And it's not over. My mom is in her early 90's, recently widowed, and had TWO men hit on her at church last Sunday, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

147 We're Platformate people over here."

Wait, it's the 60's?

Woah...

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:39 AM (pfXMo)

148 San Franpsycho & Dark Lixtiquatal

I'm so rural I have no trash service. I recycle a lot. And take trash bags to a dumpster for a modest yearly amount.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

149 Really? I've gotten some warnings about cardboard too big but no tickets for anything.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 23, 2026 08:37 AM (Fv80
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I've had site visits from Recology to "assist" with "compliance."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

150 Isn't that where they first blended "Techron" additive? Good stuff.
Posted by: man



I've got a bunch of old radio commercials in my rotation. There's Boron and Xtame commercials telling you that your car runs better with these additives. They've been doing this shit for generations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

151 @132 man- yes. Chevron bought the techroline name from Conoco Phillips. Conoco Phillips are the ones that came up with the formula. Conoco still make it and use it in their gasoline they just call it something different.

Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (gOOGq)

152 And it's not over. My mom is in her early 90's, recently widowed, and had TWO men hit on her at church last Sunday, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy

Phone number, please!

Posted by: Randy Senior Citizen at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (Fn+3X)

153 They start asking me to wash my trash before putting it in a bin, that's when everything winds up in the nearest river.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

154 I'm so rural I have no trash service. I recycle a lot. And take trash bags to a dumpster for a modest yearly amount.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)
=====

You do things without the government?

But how do you know you are doing it right without being told?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:41 AM (RIvkX)

155 Harris launched a bizarre word salad connecting trans , women's health and postpartum care , all in support of al-Sayed. Keep talking Kami I can hear the voters walking away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (I6R/i)

156 >>70% of citations connected to the system have come from predominantly African American neighborhoods....


The cameras are racist!!

Yeah, we know that they control where the cameras are pointed, and *not* pointed, so they still can be manipulated for the desired political outcome.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE)

157 definitely a journey -
The Hershey highway to the old dirt road

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (Dlpj7)

158
I'm so rural I have no trash service. I recycle a lot. And take trash bags to a dumpster for a modest yearly amount.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)



Odds are, when I get where I'm going, there will be a hole in the ground dug and many fires burned........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

159 >>Heck. That started for me at 30.

High school.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (viF8m)

160 147 We're Platformate people over here."

Wait, it's the 60's?

Woah...
Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:39 AM
++++

I'll take a gallon.

Posted by: Jack Benny at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

161 Lizzy

I had a 93 year old widow hit on me two months ago. So there is a lot of aspirational people living the Vida Loca.

I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)

162 151, cool!
That place has been refining for over a century, right?

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (pfXMo)

163 "Nikole Hannah-Jones’ Racism Is Why Her Daughter Can’t Do Math"

We tried to tell them that eventually they won't be able to compete in the real world if you don't require black students to have the same curriculum as all students.
What did they think was going to happen?
Teachers weren't even grading her daughter's papers. Her daughter's answers were wrong and she didn't even know it, and yet she was on the honor roll.
This tells you everything you need to know about the left and their brilliant ideas.




Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

164 You do things without the government?

But how do you know you are doing it right without being told?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

===

This guy gets it. What's wrong with the rest of you.

Posted by: Hillary at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (Xh6bI)

165 I had a 93 year old widow hit on me two months ago. So there is a lot of aspirational people living the Vida Loca.

I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:42 AM (u82oZ)



Sexually transmitted diseases spread in nursing homes faster than at burning man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

166
But how do you know you are doing it right without being told?
Posted by: San Franpsycho



Common sense. It's an amazing concept.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

167 Isn't the front Fender what the lead guitarist plays?

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (I0N4X)

168 Isn't the front Fender what the lead guitarist plays?
Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (I0N4X)



Freddie Fender hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

169 Once assembled, the NRL-designed [National Research Laboratory], tiles will collect solar energy, convert it into radio frequency microwave energy, and transmit that energy to Earth.

If I recall the problem is not a 1/r power problem.
It is a 1/r squared issue. So being 2 feet away from an RF source is one-fourth the power as being 1 feet away.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 23, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

170 I'm kind of interested to read that crazy Boston Globe article about the dyke bar

anyone have a way to read without subscribing

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 08:45 AM (j+aD2)

171 Rural here. Could get trash service, but don't. Take everything that won't burn to the transfer station. Burn everything else when I burn leaves, pine straw, etc. I'm frugal, cheap, miserly, and love it.

Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at September 23, 2026 08:45 AM (Fn+3X)

172 They start asking me to wash my trash before putting it in a bin"

So a nearby Harris county area started telling residents to "clean and rinse recyclables" ... while enacting water restrictions.

Ah, local guberments...

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (pfXMo)

173 Much like the burning during urination...

Posted by: Health Clinic at Del Boca Vista at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

174 I had a Spanish teacher who would never accept my essays.

She would return them each time with a whole new set of errors she didn't find the time before, ¡puta!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

175 *polite cough*

Posted by: Freddy Fender at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

176 Tatiana better hope everything isn't political. In a world where everything is political , if you say something wrong you're denounced and an apparatchik shows up at your house and shoots you in the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (I6R/i)

177 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

178 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

There was a local folk singer here that had a song "I'm going to Glory in a Glad Bag."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

179 Recology?

Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (Oy/m2)

180 If the polls are to be believed, Republicans have a better shot at winning the senate races in Minnesota and Michigan than they do of winning the senate race in Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

181 Well, crap. Thought I had it spelled correctly.

My bad, Freddy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

182 All questionable burning is to be done at night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (d7mRD)

183 I wanted to get my labia reconstructed, but they said they'd have to sew my upper lip to my nose.

Posted by: Dylan Vulvaney at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ZJEzT)

184 and yet...he wants the Government to control it ALL. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

Posted by: ed gibbon at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (PBEWI)

185 This tells you everything you need to know about the left and their brilliant ideas"

And we get to deal with their kidlets...

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (pfXMo)

186 >>Harris launched a bizarre word salad connecting trans , women's health and postpartum care , all in support of al-Sayed.

all in support of a man whose religion dictates women be covered in a burka, child brides, female genital mutilation (NOT healthy),honor killings, and oh yeah, raping infidel women at any age!

How is this even real?!


Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)

187 Dallas has been using AI powered cameras mounted on sanitation trucks to scan curbside properties for potential code violations,

A lot of Dallas has alley access in many neighborhoods (garage, driveway, utilities in the alley) Nearly every home has privacy fences.

This is City of Dallas, not HOA, so I'm trying to imagine, other than overhanging brush would trigger a code violation that is identified from a camera in the alley.

Drones on the other hand could spot individuals storing hundreds of used tires, or junk cars and appliances, but that isn't what is reported here.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (pUU4E)

188 Hive mind. It's both awesome and frightful.

Posted by: Freddy Fender at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

189 Common sense. It's an amazing concept.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)
=====

Wrongthink.
-your betters

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

190 If the polls are to be believed, Republicans have a better shot at winning the senate races in Minnesota and Michigan than they do of winning the senate race in Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)



It's why all polling organizations should be investigated for election tampering.

There's no f*cking way that heretic Talarico is beating Paxton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

191 “The very fact that one company controls so much of America’s healthcare is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be,”
=======================
England? Sure, tell him England, but also tell him to look at any government-operated health care system, including hospitals in our own country. Like waiting in line at Emergency Rooms? Thank Hillary. Like perfunctory doctor appointments? Thank El Commandente Zero.

GFY, John Oliver, you ponce.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2026 08:48 AM (paOhA)

192 Do they reeeeealy want to establish the precedent that anyone can commit murder against whomever one "feels" has effed up their health care outcomes?

Reeeeealy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (aKiSo)

193 "If the polls are to be believed..."

Yeah. Let's talk about that.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

194 Recology?
Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (Oy/m2)
====

The garbage monopoly here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

195 Do they reeeeealy want to establish the precedent that anyone can commit murder against whomever one "feels" has effed up their health care outcomes?

Reeeeealy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 08:49 AM (aKiSo)
=====

That's how it works in China.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

196 Every couple years the Karens in the community talk recycling. We're not setup for that. All trash, everything, goes into one bin. The only stipulation is it's gotta' be bagged. Cardboard's ok. Everything else, in a bag.

It's amazing what you can put in a large, heavy duty black plastic garbage bag.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (2Cry5)

197 I had a 93 year old widow hit on me two months ago. So there is a lot of aspirational people living the Vida Loca.

I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


How many un-hunted acres does she own?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (oRRIp)

198 Once assembled, the NRL-designed [National Research Laboratory], tiles will collect solar energy, convert it into radio frequency microwave energy, and transmit that energy to Earth.
====================
Yeah, that sounds safe. (/sarc)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2026 08:50 AM (paOhA)

199
I'll take a gallon.
Posted by: Jack Benny

Great, Mr. Benny. Maxwells are renowned for their excellent gas mileage.

Posted by: Keeping It Well-Tuned at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (Fn+3X)

200 If the polls are to be believed, Republicans have a better shot at winning the senate races in Minnesota and Michigan than they do of winning the senate race in Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)


So Talarico is going to join O'Rourke in DC?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

201 Happy First Day of Autumn.🍂🍁

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

202 >>Do they reeeeealy want to establish the precedent that anyone can commit murder against whomever one "feels" has effed up their health care outcomes?

Why stop at healthcare? I know a couple VCs who have made me a bit perturbed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:51 AM (viF8m)

203 >>I had a 93 year old widow hit on me two months ago. So there is a lot of aspirational people living the Vida Loca.

I dodged, and we are still friends. So unexpected.


Heh, right? Did not see it coming at all.
Mom thought it was hilarious, but made sure both men understood it was a hard NO.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)

204 Today Is National Great American Pot Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

205 and yet...he wants the Government to control it ALL. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
Posted by: ed gibbon at September 23, 2026 08:47 AM (PBEWI)


Because they won't have a profit motive, duh. If the government controls it all then everyone will get everything absolutely for free. No refusals, no delays, no rationing, no medicines just filled with distilled water. It'll be just the best. Like every other country that has socialized medicine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

206 All those ranting "leaders" from shit hole countries like coming to New York so they can get a shower and a decent steak, in between whining that America owes them a fatter Swiss bank account.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (paOhA)

207 Warai-otoko

China, the UK, and Canada save money on health care by killing patients. The EU kills the elderly with no AC.

Is that what that liberal wants?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:54 AM (u82oZ)

208 They're threatening to ding you with a penalty fee for not having the lid completely shut.

**********

What are you supposed to do if the corpse is an ex-basketball player? Cut him off at the knees?

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 08:54 AM (I0N4X)

209 Mom thought it was hilarious, but made sure both men understood it was a hard NO.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)
=====

A hard WHAT ??
-local suitors

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

210 188 Hive mind. It's both awesome and frightful.
Posted by: Freddy Fender

Since I no longer perform, please use my given name.

Posted by: Baldemar Garza Huerta at September 23, 2026 08:55 AM (Fn+3X)

211 Lizzy

Right. Recent widow from a meaningful and wonderful marriage. Those guy should wait a couple of years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 08:57 AM (u82oZ)

212 Here's a little Billie Eilish for the boob people in the audience.

https://tinyurl.com/y9amx9bf - maybe NSFW, depends on where you work

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

213 I was happy to see a report from Pooky's Girl this morning on Pixy. I was wondering how she was doing.

Any news on how AH Lloyd's wife is doing with the chemo?

Any news on Eromero's wife? I haven't seen anything lately, not since she had her surgery.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (FGA9/)

214 204 Today Is National Great American Pot Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Lawd, all that dough! That's what gave me the Diabeetus!

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (Fn+3X)

215 Sounds like the Paolo needs to start visiting nursing homes.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

216 The left has always been violent. The internet just made them more vocal about it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 08:59 AM (jmRo5)

217 Happy First Day of Autumn.🍂🍁
Posted by: redridinghood

I just realized today is Mrs B's and my anniversary. 37 years today. And a Li'l Blutarski is visiting today!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)

218 This is the week the Call Girls make their biggest bank in NYC.

Posted by: The Diplomutts at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (Fn+3X)

219 I had a 93 year old widow hit on me two months ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


**********

"Hey Salty! Wanna trim my begonias?"

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (I0N4X)

220 Sounds like the Paolo needs to start visiting nursing homes.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

Listen sonny, just because I can't cut the mustard no more don't mean I can't lick the jar.

Posted by: Blue Pill Boomer Sex Addict at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (ESXvt)

221 204 Today Is National Great American Pot Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

I'm glad it's not Pol Pot Pie Day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (l3cgK)

222 Sponge -
I saw yesterday your brother is having serious health issues. Sorry to hear this. Been a tough road for you and TFL.

I hope TFL is in the clear healthwise, as I appear to be. You've been a rock through all of your turmoil. Stay strong, stay the course. Calm seas are coming.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (N39Ws)

223 "Hey Salty! How about kissing me on the gazebo?"

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:02 AM (I0N4X)

224 {{{TecumsehTea}}}

How is your husband doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)

225 Here's a little Billie Eilish for the boob people in the audience.

https://tinyurl.com/y9amx9bf - maybe NSFW, depends on where you work
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)



Nice tits, butterface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

226 This is the week the Call Girls make their biggest bank in NYC.
Posted by: The Diplomutts at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (Fn+3X)


I would have assumed it was Fleet Week.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

227 >>Today Is National Great American Pot Pie Day.

Have a friend originally from South Africa, and their pronunciation of "pie" is wild, kindal like "pahhhh."
They have so many different kinds of meat pies that they have to clarify between dessert pie and "pahhh."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)

228 No matter how badly the polls are off in favor of the Dems every election, and they have been nearly every election cycle, no one in the press ever hints that the latest polls might just be off, too.

They're like toddlers pretending to have tea with the queen in the romper room. And everyone is supposed to just pretend along with them.

Posted by: Boswell at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (NTVPI)

229 I just realized today is Mrs B's and my anniversary. 37 years today. And a Li'l Blutarski is visiting today!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)
=====

Happy anniversary!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

230 I just realized today is Mrs B's and my anniversary. 37 years today. And a Li'l Blutarski is visiting today!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)
******
Congratulations!
Make sure you at least buy your wife a card and may be a little something special.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

231
I hope TFL is in the clear healthwise, as I appear to be. You've been a rock through all of your turmoil. Stay strong, stay the course. Calm seas are coming.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2026 09:01 AM (N39Ws)



Thank you very much. You've had your own go of it, so to give to others makes you a good human. We appreciate you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

232 I just realized today is Mrs B's and my anniversary. 37 years today. And a Li'l Blutarski is visiting today!
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:00 AM (l26NL)



What a blessing! Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

233 When is National Fur Pie Day?

Posted by: Flossie Debride at September 23, 2026 09:05 AM (Fn+3X)

234 muldoon

"It's that big? You need to see a doctor. "

And not a cardiac pediatrician.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

235 I hate South-African accents. Worse than Jersey.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

236 I had a 93 year old widow hit on me two months ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


**************

♫ ♫ ♫
The Loooofah Boat
Soon will be making another run...

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (I0N4X)

237 NaCly, we will find out tomorrow, have an oncology appointment in the afternoon.
He's feeling better, overall, but we don't know how he really is. Hoping for some good news and a good plan for moving forward with treatment.
Waiting is hard.
It's in God's hands, all of it.
Thank you for asking.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (FGA9/)

238 Today Is National Great American Pot Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood


I didn't know we had the option to get it in pie form.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:07 AM (oRRIp)

239 Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (FGA9/)

I'll say an extra prayer for you...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 09:07 AM (+gK6I)

240 Thank you, Donna.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (FGA9/)

241 228 No matter how badly the polls are off in favor of the Dems every election, and they have been nearly every election cycle, no one in the press ever hints that the latest polls might just be off, too.



In 2022 it was the reverse. Polls showed a massive red wave in the senate that didn’t occur.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (jmRo5)

242 muldoon

You crack me up. Well done, good Sir.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

243 The ink on the Greenland Deal is dry. All is going to plan. Thank you, President Trump!

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (Fn+3X)

244 Happy Anniversary, Blutarski and Mrs. Blutarski.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

245 Congratulations!
Make sure you at least buy your wife a card and may be a little something special.
Posted by: redridinghood

Tomorrow I'm driving her for knee surgery to clean up a meniscus. Does that count? KIDDING! We'll probably take the Li'l Blutarski out to dinner. I'll get a twofer out of that.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (l26NL)

246 Today Is Also,
Bisexuality Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

247 The ink on the Greenland Deal is dry. All is going to plan. Thank you, President Trump!

Posted by: Big Penguin


I didn't know that you had offices in the Arctic region

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (+4Cf6)

248 Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Cheating led to that non-event. And deliberate RINO ineptitude

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

249 A flea-borne typhus outbreak is under investigation in L.A.’s Wilshire Center after 7 people got sick and 6 were hospitalized.

-
Were they playing The Oregon Trail?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (ndZc7)

250 I'm Pot pie!

Posted by: The Sailor Man at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (I0N4X)

251 235 I hate South-African accents. Worse than Jersey.
Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:06 AM (77rzZ)

Really? I think those accents are awesome. I had South African neighbors growing up. They were very Afrikaan and that accent was music to me.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (jmRo5)

252 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (I0N4X)

253 225 Here's a little Billie Eilish for the boob people in the audience.

https://tinyurl.com/y9amx9bf - maybe NSFW, depends on where you work
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)


Nice tits, butterface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 23, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

Is this real, or Memorex AI?
I like the fake Thomas Sowell quote in the comments:

"Don't be fooled by big 'ol socialist titties. They're meant to hypnotize, then enslave your ass."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:10 AM (l3cgK)

254 In 2022 it was the reverse. Polls showed a massive red wave in the senate that didn’t occur.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 09:08 AM (jmRo5)

Heh.
- Dominion

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:11 AM (gLYp7)

255 Pot pie?
You can DO that?
Duuuuuddde.

Posted by: Stoner in the basement at September 23, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)

256 Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?

Dysentery was the killer in the Oregon Trail game.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 09:11 AM (u82oZ)

257 246 Today Is Also,
Bisexuality Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

See? There are only 2 sexes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (l3cgK)

258 Should criminals in their 20s be treated like children?

Yes, like Lindsey Clancy's children..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (nbLIj)

259 No matter how badly the polls are off in favor of the Dems every election, and they have been nearly every election cycle, no one in the press ever hints that the latest polls might just be off, too.

They're like toddlers pretending to have tea with the queen in the romper room. And everyone is supposed to just pretend along with them.
Posted by: Boswell
+++
And why would we expect anything else? Their only reason for existing is to feed us propaganda.
And they never stop.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (Lo97M)

260 Big Penguin

I didn't know that you had offices in the Arctic region
Posted by: Community Notes

We move inexorably Northward. Excelsior!

Posted by: Big Penguin Is Our Friend at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (Fn+3X)

261 Mom used to make a pretty good turkey pot pie.

Thanksgiving leftovers...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (2Cry5)

262 JUST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”

-
Erasism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (ndZc7)

263 249 A flea-borne typhus outbreak is under investigation in L.A.’s Wilshire Center after 7 people got sick and 6 were hospitalized.

-
Were they playing The Oregon Trail?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (ndZc7)

Not until someone is Dissin' Terry.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:14 AM (l3cgK)

264 Today Is Also,
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood


***********

A fish needs a man like a woman needs a bisexual...

/Mirror Universe zombie Gloria Steinem

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:14 AM (I0N4X)

265 EXCLUSIVE: Undercover footage shows a minister at James Talarico’s "Sanctuary church" admitting to harboring an illegal alien from Guatemala.
“We don’t have a lot of people who are religious here.”
“We’re not a belief-based church.”

-
"More of a scam," she explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:15 AM (ndZc7)

266 264 Today Is Also,
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

***********

A fish needs a man like a woman needs a bisexual...

/Mirror Universe zombie Gloria Steinem

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:14 AM (I0N4X)

Woody Allen made a comment about having twice the options on a Saturday night...
Mathematically ( I know, I know ) he was wrong, as gays and bisexuals make up much less than 50%...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (l3cgK)

267 Left-wing HBO late-night host John Oliver is justifying the outrageous love leftists have for admitted murderer Luigi Mangione,

The left always endorses violence against those "not of the body". Though the interesting thing here is the murdered guy was just implementing Obamacare. If he is guilty so is Obama.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)

268 Erasism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

**********

Snort!

Posted by: muldoon at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (I0N4X)

269 Can't someone just slap a little Cat's Advantage II on the nape of the necks of the homeless to end the Typhus outbreak? It lasts two months now.

Posted by: Petsmart at September 23, 2026 09:16 AM (Fn+3X)

270 265 EXCLUSIVE: Undercover footage shows a minister at James Talarico’s "Sanctuary church" admitting to harboring an illegal alien from Guatemala.
“We don’t have a lot of people who are religious here.”
“We’re not a belief-based church.”

-
"More of a scam," she explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:15 AM (ndZc7)

"We're not a belief-based church." Well, that's a lie...they certainly have faith and belief in communism and transexuality.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (l3cgK)

271 UST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:12 AM (ndZc7)

The kid who said he felt 'silenced and erased' is white, and I tell myself he comments here and is weaponizing their words.

Then I chortle. I love throwing their own stupid shit back in their faces.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (gLYp7)

272 1969 Dodge Dart with 440 V8, 4-speed with a granny gear, channel iron bumpers with bolts welded on as spikes.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 08:09 AM (+4Cf6)

Add a dozer blade from a D-4 Cat welded to the front and you would have my aunt's demolition derby/race car from back in the day.

Posted by: waepnedmann at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (HtXte)

273 Is this real, or Memorex AI?

They who worship at the altar of boobage have not shown a particular concern about provenance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

274 “The very fact that one company controls so much of America’s healthcare is what makes it so infuriating when you see just how bad people’s experiences with it can be,” he added, noting that “telling UnitedHealthcare to go fuck itself has become an entire genre of internet video,” Oliver continued in his efforts to wave away any moral concern over the shocking murder.

Let's consider that for a moment. If Americans have bad experiences with illegals can they murder NGO leaders? If they had experiences with the IRS can they murder IRS managers/congress? Hell remember the Killdozer guy? Is the left saying now he was justified?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

275 Should criminals in their 20s be treated like children?

Yes, like Lindsey Clancy's children..
Posted by: Joe Kidd



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (oRRIp)

276
Then I chortle. I love throwing their own stupid shit back in their faces.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:17 AM (gLYp7)

The reverse zoo monkey maneuver...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:18 AM (l3cgK)

277 UST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”

There were two people in one picture I saw that they didn't race swap, but they made them both more attractive, especially one asian girl that was kind of homily, and then when they finished with her looked like a k-pop girl band member...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

278 277 UST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”

There were two people in one picture I saw that they didn't race swap, but they made them both more attractive, especially one asian girl that was kind of homily, and then when they finished with her looked like a k-pop girl band member...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

Stanford is fatphobic...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 09:20 AM (l3cgK)

279 OMG! First the lezbo bar and now this?!!!

Variety
@Variety
The mood at CNN is “like a funeral,” according to a source, as Paramount Skydance prepares to acquire the company in October.

Staffers are concerned about the company’s business plans being changed — yet again. “What an enormous loss and disruption it would be to shuffle leadership for the umpteenth time in the midst — finally — of reshaping the business,” says one CNN staffer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:21 AM (ndZc7)

280 I learned something today. Instead of putting a door knocker advertisement around an actual door knob or handle, you lay them in the driveway. That way, they blow all over the neighborhood.

Fucking retards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:21 AM (d7mRD)

281 Stanford is fatphobic...

Interestingly in the picture I saw the asian girl's weight wasn't her issue it was just, well, an unfortunate facial structure.

But also isn't this "catering to the male eye?!?"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:21 AM (sKqQm)

282 UST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”

There were two people in one picture I saw that they didn't race swap, but they made them both more attractive, especially one asian girl that was kind of homily, and then when they finished with her looked like a k-pop girl band member...
Posted by: 18-1


Did they put a pair of Converse in her hand and shine a spotlight on her?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 09:22 AM (oRRIp)

283
I thought that I heard VDH, Recognizer of Our Cruelty, state that in the classes being admitted to Stanford nowadays, white males were less than 10% of the total.

Gotta make room for the Chinesium Geld that comes from admitting those vetted by the CCP, donchano?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:23 AM (ixS3i)

284 Reportedly, 1 in 20 deaths in Canada are due to MAID.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

285 Erasism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

**********

Snort!
Posted by: muldoon

Don't tell anybody but I stole that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7)

286 Brigette Gabriel-

Judge Judy said it straight: don’t trash the country that feeds you and funds you.

“If you don’t like this country, go somewhere else. Don’t come to the greatest country in the world, the most successful country in the world and say, ‘I want to change it.’

You don’t get to cash the American Dream and spit on the flag that made it possible.

The video is great, but unfortunately, I can't link it from X anymore

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (NpAcC)

287 >>No matter how badly the polls are off in favor of the Dems every election, and they have been nearly every election cycle, no one in the press ever hints that the latest polls might just be off, too.


A guess?
If you're going to steal an election, you need to have set the public's expectation of the win. If the polls showed the GOP candidate ahead, and then suddenly the "found" votes, etc. changed the outcome, it raises suspicion of foul play. Yes, it's still sketchy, but if it conforms with the expected outcome then one figures "well, the Dem was going to win anyway. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (rOKnE)

288
Stanford is fatphobic...


...and yet it is populated almost entirely by fatheads. Go figure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (ixS3i)

289 Did they put a pair of Converse in her hand and shine a spotlight on her?

Speaking of seeing the klan everywhere I imagine a lot of American tourists get a surprise when they visit Seville during Holy Week...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (sKqQm)

290 I've seen pictures of the huge Democrat Klan rallies in DC in the 1920s. They were ALL wearing Converse.

Posted by: The Grand Kleagle at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (Fn+3X)

291 Posit: Dating apps have (partially) caused young women to become more leftist

- poll yesterday, majority of college students want to ban controversial speakers
- 60% or so of colleges are women
- young women are the most left of any age group
- dating apps filter women toward unattainable men
- those men have so many options literally throwing themselves at him, he has no interest in marriage.
- these women turn to politics to fill the void where dating, love and marriage should be.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:24 AM (3cUTc)

292 Today Is Also,
Bisexuality Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)
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Make up your mind!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 09:25 AM (FZ29D)

293 “If you don’t like this country, go somewhere else. Don’t come to the greatest country in the world, the most successful country in the world and say, ‘I want to change it.’


Saw a video along these lines.

Someone was reacting to some "refugees" burning an American flag and dancing around it waving their home country flags.

The whole refugee thing is a sick, sick joke

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)

294 " I hate South-African accents. Worse than Jersey.
Posted by: Bulg

Just a note, Bulg. There is no one Jersey accent. We do not all sound like the actors on "Jersey Shore" and I have never pronounced Jersey as "Joisey" in my life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 09:26 AM (Aqpmr)

295 Gerald Oh!

Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Facing widespread and growing opposition to the war in Iran and the malignant cost of diesel and groceries, President Trump attacks the news media. It is classic gaslighting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

296 The Robert C Byrd Converse model.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (d7mRD)

297 ok I read about the Whatever Bar

HOLY HELL

that was painful!

btw they wear the masks to hide their mustachios

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (j+aD2)

298
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Facing widespread and growing opposition to the war in Iran and the malignant cost of diesel and groceries, President Trump attacks the news media. It is classic gaslighting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

He's still alive ? What is he , about 100 ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 09:28 AM (+gK6I)

299 The current risk with AI is that it could act as a kind of malware, crashing sensitive systems.

It's not "alive" let alone sentient. At best it could act like prions which are junk DNA -- not alive in any sense but capable of causing damage as they can replicate without limit. Like "Mad Cow Disease."

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 09:28 AM (dtajH)

300 The Shaker Heights Shithead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:29 AM (d7mRD)

301
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Facing widespread and growing opposition to the war in Iran and the malignant cost of diesel and groceries, President Trump attacks the news media. It is classic gaslighting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?


Go home and paw through your box of "treasures" from Al Capone's vault, you closeted homosexual.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:29 AM (ixS3i)

302 I have to say I thought the polls would tighten up.. They seem to be doing the opposite...Concerning

Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 09:29 AM (+gK6I)

303 John Oliver is essentially a talentless, tedious, unappealing yammering coprolite…

Ah, a big splash to the face of cold poetry to start the day. Thanks, JJ. Off and running for a When'sDay.

🌅G'mornin', Glories.

Posted by: mindful webworker - start here, move forward two squares at September 23, 2026 09:30 AM (11R8D)

304 Facing widespread and growing opposition to the war in Iran and the malignant cost of diesel and groceries, President Trump attacks the news media. It is classic gaslighting.

Really? Widespread an growing? Most people wouldn't even know it was happening but for the media falsely attributing fuel prices to the war.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

305 worship at the altar of boobage

-
The Critical Drinker has a funny and honest look at conversation about the Sydney Sweeney controversy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:30 AM (ndZc7)

306 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

307 It's not "alive" let alone sentient. At best it could act like prions which are junk DNA -- not alive in any sense but capable of causing damage as they can replicate without limit. Like "Mad Cow Disease."
Posted by: Ignoramus

The Plymouth Prion was not successful, and indirectly led to the end of the nameplate.

Posted by: Auto Autist... at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (Fn+3X)

308
"malignant cost"


What makes it malignant, dolt? Does it twirl its mustachios and gloat, "Hand over your stinking money, gringos"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 23, 2026 09:32 AM (ixS3i)

309 CBS Newx can read minds.


CBS News
@CBSNews
Sneaker company Converse has pulled an ad that was criticized for evoking racist imagery.

Marketing experts and social justice advocates panned the ad as culturally insensitive, with some critics speculating that the spot may have been intentionally crafted to draw attention by sparking outrage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)

310 >>“We don’t have a lot of people who are religious here.”
“We’re not a belief-based church.”



What's the point then?

I recall seeing a CNN special on the rise of atheism ~14 years ago, and apparently this has taken over theological schools. For example, Harvard University selected an atheist to be the school’s new chief chaplain in 2021.

It seems there are a lot of people who grew up attending church, have given up on faith, yet still want to go through the motions of a service and coffee hours/potlucks. It's good to have a community, but offensive they pretend their are Christian and the rest of us are not true believers.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 09:33 AM (rOKnE)

311 BTW, because Talarico is winning so bigly, Paxton has agreed to debate him.

Or, more specifically, he agreed to debate but has yet to commit to when, after Talarico begged for multiple debates.

Or, realistically, he's not going to debate him.

Because the race isn't even close.

I keep laughing at the polls showing Talarico in the lead and they're like 600 people.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (3cUTc)

312 Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2026 09:33

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (Aqpmr)

313 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 09:37 AM (3cUTc)

I think this might be a time when debating him would be a net positive for Paxton.

Trump was roundly - though not universally - condemned as a dummy stupid-head here for debating Biden.

But Trump KNEW that just letting Biden talk to an audience would destroy him.

Likewise, Talarico. Just put a microphone in is face and taunt him once or twice. He'll say what he thinks and that, as they say, will be that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (gLYp7)

314 John Oliver needs to meet a Luigi of his own. We'll see how he feels then, as he's bleeding out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 23, 2026 09:40 AM (s1VwS)

315 with some critics speculating that the spot may have been intentionally crafted to draw attention by sparking outrage.

I'd be interested if the first complaint that this ad was rayciss came from an alt account for the agency that made it...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 09:44 AM (sKqQm)

316 Good Morning, all. Thanks, J.J.

From above, "Left-wing HBO late-night host John Oliver is justifying the outrageous love leftists have for admitted murderer Luigi Mangione, saying anger over UnitedHealthcare’s policies might excuse the devotion liberals show for the killer..."

John Oliver is a U.S. citizen. He was born in England and originally held only British citizenship, but he officially became a naturalized U.S. citizen in December 2019 after moving to the United States in 2006 and living there on various visas and a green card.

He now holds dual citizenship in both the United Kingdom and the United States. (The U.S. taxes individuals based on citizenship; The United Kingdom taxes individuals based on residence.) Because of the robust US-UK Double Taxation Treaty, mechanisms are in place to ensure such persons would rarely pay tax twice on the same dollar. Instead, they'd generally end up paying the higher of the two tax rates.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)

317 As a resident of New York and a high-earning television host, Oliver utilizes employer-provided private U.S. health insurance.

Because he is a prominent member of WGA East (Writers Guild of America) and SAG-AFTRA (Screen Actors Guild), he and his family are likely covered by the highly robust SAG-AFTRA Health Plan or the WGA Health Fund.

👉Entertainment industry union plans are notorious for offering excellent nationwide coverage, but they still operate entirely within the private, employer-tied network system that Oliver heavily criticizes on his show.

When visiting the UK, as a dual British citizen, Oliver legally retains the right to free emergency and primary healthcare through the National Health Service (NHS).

He has not publicly declared whether he pays for additional private medical insurance (PMI) in the UK (commonly referred to as "fancier care" via providers like Bupa or AXA Health).

👉 Many wealthy British citizens buy private insurance to bypass long NHS wait times for elective surgeries or specialists, though they still rely on the public NHS for core emergency trauma care.

Guaranteed, he & his aren't getting 'normal' UK medical treatment.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)

318 Ultimately, while Oliver uses his show to fiercely advocate for a U.S. transition to a single-payer "Medicare for All" style framework, he operates within the premium tier of the existing corporate American healthcare system by virtue of his union employment and wealth. 🎆

Slap that back in his face publicly and frequently.
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Good day.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 09:48 AM (NFX2v)

319 A woke “black” and anti-Israel activist has been dubbed the “Palestinian Rachel Dolezal” after she was outed for being a white, Jewish woman who lied about her identity for years. Hannah Gann, a Philadelphia teacher, was forced to confess she was a “white woman of significant privilege and wealth” after fellow lefty activists grew suspicious of her background and confronted her. “I lied about my identity and have been lying for years. I have no Palestinian or Tunisian heritage,” she wrote in a self-aggrandizing apology on Instagram. “I am a white woman of significant privilege and wealth.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2026 10:03 AM (RHGPo)

320 Tim Walz
Vance Boelter
Melissa Hortman
Luigi Mangione
Brian Thompson

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 23, 2026 10:57 AM (D1HpN)

321 Talking about United Healthcare's malfeasance in prioritizing cost against their customers' health care, need I remind you that AARP and UnitedHealthcare have a long-standing co-branding partnership that includes AARP-branded Medicare-related products such as Medicare Advantage, Medicare Part D, and supplemental benefits.
Who in their mind would sign up with AARP's health care plan?
It will likely be the first U.S. health care provider that condones euthanasia (to save money). And they are tied at the hip with AARP!

Posted by: John at September 23, 2026 02:34 PM (9NUKl)

322 321. But, but...access to exclusive programs, services and discounts until. 🤫

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 23, 2026 02:48 PM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 23 September 2026

Top Story


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Do not taunt happy dance hall.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 Morning

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:31 AM (yz49x)

2 Pixy was your recent bad Opus experience computational burp or data recitation related?

I’m about to enlist it to help me develop a fairly complex spreadsheet. Forewarned is forearmed only if you actually heed the warning.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:36 AM (yz49x)

3 Hello and Good Morning to the Horde.

Posted by: meh at September 23, 2026 04:39 AM (XeEnw)

4 Oh yea. FIRST!!!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:39 AM (yz49x)

5 I’m awake preparing cofeve. I’m sure the data miners know what time zone i reside in, and much other stuff. What sort of targeted ads will I get now?

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 23, 2026 04:40 AM (1FEc1)

6 Pixy are you going to publish all your work somewhere? Do you have a github where I can follow along?

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:43 AM (rcENI)

7 Really nice Fall picture in the post below.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:47 AM (JrHfD)

8 The Google says an iPhone 18 Pro Max with a 256 GB SSD costs A$2,299 down under.

As for ads in iOS, it is karma for all shitty things said, followed by smug smirks, Apple users have been saying about Microsoft for years. It's a matter of time before we will have to watch ads before getting hauled off to jail or get her open heart surgery.

"This DUI arrest is brought to you by the law offices of Jameson, Jameson, and Bushmills."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 04:49 AM (VyD10)

9 9th

Posted by: Kittens! at September 23, 2026 04:51 AM (jrgJz)

10 Health professional from NC writes on Psalm 139: 6-10 and "Just ask God.":

https://tinyurl.com/2tj6wf5p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:56 AM (JrHfD)

11 Sorry for the complete non sequitur so early in the thread, but I just had a thought. Vaguely tech related.

It's a blessing that we haven't had much nuclear power capacity over the last view decades.

No, really, stop throwing things at me. Think of the enshittification of everything. There has been an iron clad trend that the higher pay a job gets, the more profoundly stupid and corrupt people those jobs go to.

Can you imagine an America dotted with nuke plants staffed by gender studies majors with minors in queer neutrino theory? Nuke plants require stern people with serious chops and rigorous adherence to rules and regulations. Not solipsistic dickhead weirdos who think they can passive-aggressively will an atom into not splitting through Goodthink alone. A post-Obama America with nuclear power as its backbone would have been disastrous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 04:57 AM (aKiSo)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 04:58 AM (sAmhv)

13 12 year old rescues old stuffed animals, repairs them and gives them to children affected by house fires. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/bdee536j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:59 AM (JrHfD)

14 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 05:01 AM (dyStT)

15 Can you imagine an America dotted with nuke plants staffed by gender studies majors with minors in queer neutrino theory? Nuke plants require stern people...Not solipsistic dickhead weirdos who think they can passive-aggressively will an atom into not splitting through Goodthink alone. Posted by: Warai-otoko

I think I read somewhere that the Russians pioneered queer neutrino theory at Chernobyl.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 05:02 AM (VyD10)

16 I am reading a short but wonderfully encouraging book by a Christian therapist , Criswell Freeman, called "What the Bible says about managing stress". This is one quote , "If you can't see the joy and humor in everyday life, you are not paying attention to the right things. Remember the donut maker's creed : "As you travel through life, brother, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the donut and not upon the hole."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (JrHfD)

17 "This DUI arrest is brought to you by the law offices of Jameson, Jameson, and Bushmills."
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram



Irish lawyers. Must be hard to get any work done while drunk and brawling.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (sAmhv)

18
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 05:08 AM (AMvSw)

19 I have had a notification on settings since I got this phone over a year ago wanting me to set up Face ID. Sometimes the number is 2 or 3 because Apple is pushing something.
Early voting has started here in Virginia.

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2026 05:08 AM (c5giD)

20 Woman sings a more modern praise song, "Open the eyes of my heart . Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/3zpshuy3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:09 AM (JrHfD)

21 My only apple device is my work phone.

So joke's on them.

I'm the one getting paid to look at their crappy ads.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (aKiSo)

22 Guten morgen. Wee Pooky was thrashing around, so I decided it was a good time to get my Bible study done. He did NOT like getting poked and prodded for his EKG yesterday, and it wasn't fun for me either. Everything looks fine and his growth is on track, EKGs are apparently standard for IVF pregnancies.

And thanks, Fen, for the donut advice. The "pregnancy-safe" antidepressant I'm on is making it hard to be excited for the baby's arrival.

Posted by: pookysgirl has stubborn children at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (Wt5PA)

23 Irish lawyers. Must be hard to get any work done while drunk and brawling.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (sAmhv)

The defense rests. Just for a wee minute.

And then we'll start round three. Ya fecker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:16 AM (aKiSo)

24 Maybe there's something to it. Neutrinos are their own antiparticle or something, right?

Atomic energy is just historical materialism operating over antimatter privilege.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:18 AM (aKiSo)

25 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 23, 2026 05:19 AM (Hbeqj)

26 Posted by: pookysgirl has stubborn children at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (Wt5PA

I will pray for your complete healing and uplifting, pookysgirl.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:30 AM (JrHfD)

27 G'mornin all y'all
Woke up. That's good I hope.

Posted by: Okjohn at September 23, 2026 05:30 AM (Rwdkj)

28 I have been reading the scraps of news and watching the YouTube commentary about GoogleBooks. The consensus is nobody has an idea who they're for, they're way too expensive, and due to a lack of PC caliber apps such as the Adobe creative suite these things are going to fail miserably in a manner that would be very familiar to Windows phone fanatics from about a decade ago.

I did come across one fellow who reviews Android tablets who is excited about the GoogleBooks. His enthusiasm was centered around it's not Apple, it's not Microsoft, will run all his favorite Android apps, and comes with a dedicated keyboard. So there you go, based on this one commentary, the market for GoogleBooks is for people who use Android tablets exclusively and are looking to upgrade to something with a dedicated keyboard.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 05:33 AM (VyD10)

29 Hey Pixy, thanks so much for the Wang Chung hit, what a great tune for us 29 ++'ers.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 23, 2026 05:42 AM (aKh6S)

30 Old time hymn, "All things bright and beautiful". The Yorkshire vet, James Herriot, got the titles of his wonderful books from this hymn:

https://tinyurl.com/428usfey

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:43 AM (JrHfD)

31 Evening and morning, satellites and satraps of the great and honorable AoSHQ Empire! Are we halfway through another week? Woden's Day, right?

I read through Ace's story about the lesbian bar in Mass that is/was still requiring medical masks five years after the Sniffle Scare, and the screeching that ensued when the bar relaxed its mask requirement for one night a week. Now imagine some of those creatures on the desk at the nuclear plant. Homer Simpson would suddenly look like a stern, knowledgeable genius.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:48 AM (wzUl9)

32 Hey Pixy, thanks so much for the Wang Chung hit, what a great tune for us 29 ++'ers.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 23, 2026


***
Frasier mentioned the song when it was recent, in one episode of Cheers!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

33 Morning Horde. Thx Pixy, always interesting about a lot of tech I know nothing about.
Walked to my local convenience store about half an hour ago. A balmy 47°. Not going to matter because we're going to die in the noreaster this weekend.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 05:52 AM (I6R/i)

34 Strange dream last night about actress Julie Bowen of Modern Family (which I hated) trying to sell me expensive Western boots at a department store. Probably because I recently saw her starring in a spot for an Rx skin restorer of some kind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)

35 Good morning, one and all. Fen, I hope you and the spouse had a wonderful anniversary.

Leaving early today as both of my dogs have vet appointments. Winnie needs an ultrasound to see if she has pancreatitis and Domo is getting blood work to check that his thyroid levels are good.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 05:53 AM (svLOV)

36 My furry thugs are well. Stirling was not next to me when I woke, though I was aware of him being pressed up against me earlier in the night. However, little Dagny was stretched across the foot of the bed. As soon as I turn on the light, she submits to a little petting, then rises, stretches, and leaps away, as if she's ashamed to be caught being friendly. They're not due for breakfast for an hour.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

37 All AI is nothing but ones and zeros in a computer. THERE IS NO COMBINATION OF ONES AND ZEROS THAT COMES TO LIFE. And I have a proof of that: I simply ask Fermi's question: "WHERE ARE THEY?" IF AGI CAN EXIST AND THAT AGI ALWAYS WIPES OUT BIOLOGICAL LIFE, WHERE ARE THE KILLER ROBOTS FROM SPACE? THEY CAN TRAVEL FROM STAR TO STAR, BECAUSE THEY DON'T AGE OUT LIKE BIOLOGICAL LIFE DOES. So, as Fermi pointed out, they would already have filled the galaxy.

I'm going to keep posting this until somebody gives me a serious comment. You can't get rid of my argument by making smart ass comments.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 23, 2026 05:59 AM (WDknQ)

38 Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 05:53 AM (svLOV)

Thanks for your kind wishes. We went out for an appetizer and a drink and desert at our local watering hole. I wore my new earrings. We had a nice time.

I hope the dog's vet visits go well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:02 AM (JrHfD)

39 I hope the dog's vet visits go well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Thanks! The thing with Winnie got started from checking her blood levels before we put her under for a dental cleaning. A few things came up which is why she's not only being subjected to this indignity but she's forced to skip breakfast.

As for Domo, this should be pretty straightforward. He was being a bit temperamental and we have enough Greyhound experience to know that his thyroid may be the culprit.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 06:10 AM (svLOV)

40
Watched part of The Leopard, with Burt Lancaster and Claudia Cardinale (yum!), last night. The book on which it is based is so excellent I overcame my usual aversion to movies in order to get an idea of the landscapes, towns and palaces in which the story is set.

The movie so far is remarkably faithful to the book, though I understand it ends after the ball, omitting the final two chapters, the death of Don Fabrizio and the final collapse of Concetta's illusions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:14 AM (eRlcH)

41
As for Domo, this should be pretty straightforward. He was being a bit temperamental and we have enough Greyhound experience to know that his thyroid may be the culprit.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 06:10 AM (svLOV)


Does Hashimoto's run in Greyhounds? Her Majesty had her line wiped out by it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:15 AM (eRlcH)

42 AI won't kill us. There won't be skynet murderbots roaming the land.

AI will just be the excuse humanity uses when it kills it own damn self.

And we'll still have straggling survivors, like cockroaches in a post-apocalyptic miasma of raw human Stupid, writing their think pieces in charcoal on the cave walls about Why That's A Good Thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:17 AM (aKiSo)

43 Does Hashimoto's run in Greyhounds? Her Majesty had her line wiped out by it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Not really. What I have noticed is that the thyroid levels are noticeably lower than other dogs. And the temper part I mentioned seems to happen to larger boys (At least two of the ones that we've owned.).

Posted by: NR Pax at September 23, 2026 06:23 AM (svLOV)

44 I listened to part of Trump's UN speech on Hannity yesterday afternoon while I shaved. S my D and L my Bs indeed! As someone here said, we now will control the Arctic on both sides of Russia, plus we have the Panama Canal away from China. And then there's the Strait of Hormuz.

Trump needs to ignore the screeching (as he has been), get his message about the booming economy and lowered crime rate out to the still-sane American people, and keep right on doing what he's been doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

45 Irish lawyers. Must be hard to get any work done while drunk and brawling.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

Not a lot of great Irish lawyers. They can't pass the bar.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 06:31 AM (l26NL)

46 I believe the sane people on the right know full well what PDT has done and is doing. It is the squishy middle that needs to realize it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:31 AM (UdrMW)

47 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:31 AM (VyBeY)

48 I'm very worried about AI. It's going to hurt us, all right.

Major AI players are using GW consumption by data centers as a proxy for cap-ex, and the yardstick for their relative market positions, in the absence of any passing mention of profits, revenues, sales or any other KPIs. Classic bubble talk.

They are all setting up SPVs to issue bonds for that cap-ex, so they can technically keep the debt off their own books, very much like Enron used to do, because they know they are riding on a big ass bubble.

And now, they are making this ridiculous regulatory-capture play in recent weeks, because they can feel just how thin and filmy that bubble has become.

It's not the AI that's gonna buttfuck everyone. It's the OG problem. Organic Greed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 06:32 AM (Emwff)

49 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:33 AM (RIvkX)

50 I'm going to keep posting this until somebody gives me a serious comment. You can't get rid of my argument by making smart ass comments.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 23, 2026 05:59 AM (WDknQ)
=====

We think you need an attitude adjustment.

Posted by: Colussus & Guardian at September 23, 2026 06:36 AM (RIvkX)

51 Still hot here, 83 F. (the temp, not the heat index; I'm sure that's worse). I'll take off from my workout sessions today. It's SS payday, so I'll grab some cash and run out to stock up on food and other supplies, like cat chow, at Walmart and Aldi.

Theoretically we'll have some drier air and a fractionally lower high temp by Friday and the weekend.

I think my local pipe/cigar shop is having its Pipe Club meeting tomorrow night. Maybe I'll go; I haven't been during most of the hot summer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

52 The time traveler argument is that if time travel will ever exist, it would have already existed for all time, so we'd already have it and not be having any argument about it at all.

The Fermi Paradox conflates that form of argument with something that isn't time travel. It just assumes that enough time has passed for something like a universe spanning empire to have already developed. Maybe it has, maybe it hasn't. Nobody knows the gestation period of universe spanning empires. So it's not really a paradox, just an assumption with a cosmic-scale lack of information.

To further conflate the question of if consciousness is algorithmic with those two ideas is the rhetorical equivalent of kicking a cue ball through the uprights and sliding into second base for the checkered flag. Fun to watch, but.... I don't think your team is going to get many sponsors.

Meh, who am I kidding. Some chinese online betting firm would be all over that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:39 AM (aKiSo)

53 Fermi just wanted hot alien chicks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:40 AM (I6R/i)

54 It's not the AI that's gonna buttfuck everyone. It's the OG problem. Organic Greed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 06:32 AM (Emwff)

Fools and their money are soon parted. And these fools have a lot of money.

It's not a problem. It's an opportunity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:41 AM (aKiSo)

55 Fermi just wanted hot alien chicks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026


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If he'd met me, he'd forget about all the others!

Posted by: Green Orion Slave Girl at September 23, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)

56 Good morning! Low 80s/High 70s for the next few days here in Cowtown. Summer is easing up. I'm looking forward to cooler weather and being able to open up the house and run the attic fan.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 06:44 AM (3Ope8)

57 Every one of the AI "lords" are running to the government saying "regulate me" . Obviously they could do it themselves. They're using the claim for regulation as a way to get legislation that would give them immunity from liability. Follow the money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:45 AM (I6R/i)

58
I look at AI as the railroads of the 21st Century. All kinds of wild activity, corruption all over the place, land getting bought up or given away, mass bankruptcies, etc. And yet the result was economically extraordinarily valuable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:45 AM (eRlcH)

59
Fermi just wanted hot alien chicks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:40 AM (I6R/i)


I don't date bald guys.

Posted by: Hot Alien Chick at September 23, 2026 06:46 AM (eRlcH)

60 It's like the Enron scandal happening in 1637 because some dildo drew a picture of a "Powwyr Plante" on a napkin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:46 AM (aKiSo)

61

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 23, 2026 06:50 AM (SRdv/)

62 #37

The aliens AIs aren't here because they have no motive to make the trip. After eliminating their pesky creators, they had no motive to do anything at all. So they just send out the robots to dismantle as many artifacts as possible before shutting down and letting their planet revert to the state before intelligence evolved.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026 06:53 AM (/0z9K)

63 Maybe humans are just some far far away dead galaxy's rogue AI detritus, flung into the void as some fallen empire's cosmic waste.

We're all just alien meat computers with nothing but ourselves left to prompt us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko doesn't actually believe that at September 23, 2026 06:56 AM (aKiSo)

64 > I'm going to keep posting this until somebody gives me a serious comment. You can't get rid of my argument by making smart ass comments.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President
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do you know where you are right now?
smart ass comments is what this site is all about

Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 06:56 AM (ZxPkt)

65
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have made it to Tuscaloosa and will be headed to Chattanooga today. The campground cost $50 for the night. She can't use it on the way back because it would cost $150 a night. Football game that weekend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 06:57 AM (eRlcH)

66 do you know where you are right now?
smart ass comments is what this site is all about
Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 06:56 AM (ZxPkt)

Hey, now, watch it, bub.

We throw the occasional dumb ass comment in there too, you know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:58 AM (aKiSo)

67 @37 can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:58 AM (I6R/i)

68 The aliens AIs aren't here because they have no motive to make the trip. After eliminating their pesky creators, they had no motive to do anything at all. So they just send out the robots to dismantle as many artifacts as possible before shutting down and letting their planet revert to the state before intelligence evolved.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026


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But what if they are like Saberhagen's Berserkers, determined to eliminate all non-machine life?

If they have achieved their initial goal and are just starting out from, say, somewhere near the galaxy center, they might not be here for thousands of years. On the other hand, if they have already been at their extermination project for a very long time, are starting from much closer to Sol, or both . . . they might be here later this afternoon!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

69 they might be here later this afternoon!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

*checks outlook*

Sorry, apocalypse. I got a commissioning meeting at 3:00PM.

Can we pencil this in for next Tuesday, maybe?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 07:01 AM (aKiSo)

70 *checks actual outlook*

Fuck me, I actually DO have a commissioning meeting at 3:00 PM.

......

come onnnnnnn, apocalypse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 07:02 AM (aKiSo)

71
This is the Fall Ember Week. A useful exercise. No meat today, Friday or Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:04 AM (eRlcH)

72
1 We know it takes roughly 4.5 billion years to go from primordial ooze, to having a space program.

2 There are probably fuck-tons of civilizations out there which we will never contact because of the vastness of the universe. I mean, even at the speed of light, the next galaxy over is 2.5 million years travel time away.

3 Finally, I believe the Broncos will win the AFC West.

Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:04 AM (ZxPkt)

73 I'm happy for the aliens to stay in their own galaxy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:11 AM (RIvkX)

74 This a tech thread, so here's my story:

battery in my Dell laptop went bad. Poor management by me. Order new battery from Dell, it arrives, I follow the on-screen instructions, swap it out myself. Now laptop only works when plugged in. BIOS sees the new battery. Battery Report shows the new battery. Battery icon in taskbar shows battery charging, currently 28%. Been that way for days. Battery is not charging or powering the laptop. It's a real head-scratcher.

Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:12 AM (ZxPkt)

75
I'm happy for the aliens to stay in their own galaxy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:11 AM (RIvkX)


Let me tell you about Amway products and how they can lead to wealth...

Posted by: Aliens from Another Galaxy at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (eRlcH)

76 -and no one will read this cuz they're all over on the main page, slapping F5 as though it were a bitch holding out on one's money.

Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (ZxPkt)

77 #68

The Berserkers were that way because their creators were fighting an interstellar war and lost control of their weapons. That scenario requires a rather more populated universe than we've any evidence for thus far.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (/0z9K)

78 Battery is not charging or powering the laptop. It's a real head-scratcher.
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Possibly counterfeit battery. Message Dell, tell them you got a lemon. Might actually get some customer service...

Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (dyStT)

79 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Wang Chung's video was banned by the BBC back in the day for fear of smooth brained people having seizures while watching it. Kinda like my video.

Posted by: Carrot Bottom at September 23, 2026 07:17 AM (ESXvt)

81 Let me tell you about Amway products and how they can lead to wealth...
Posted by: Aliens from Another Galaxy at September 23, 2026 07:15 AM (eRlcH)
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As long as you don't offer me a subscription to "The Watchtower" we cool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

82 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (2Ez/1)
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Did you see the photos I sent to the Gardening thread?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

83 Possibly counterfeit battery. Message Dell, tell them you got a lemon. Might actually get some customer service...
Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 07:16 AM (dyStT)
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It is actually filled with sand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

84 must sterilize

Posted by: nomad at September 23, 2026 07:20 AM (Q+gd/)

85 must sterilize
Posted by: nomad at September 23, 2026 07:20 AM (Q+gd/)
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Thank you for proving my point.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:25 AM (RIvkX)

86
Rosary, then phone call to Her Majesty. Later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

87 The Little King opened his yap at the General Assembly. I had such high hopes for him but he has been a huge disappointment. He will never approach his father's greatness.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

88 Finally, I believe the Broncos will win the AFC West.
Posted by: Don Black

I wish I cared. My Dad was from Kansas City, and I remember watching Jan Stenerud, and Len Dawson play. Plus George Blanda.

Good times as a yute. No longer care.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

89 #74

That can be indicative of a bad AC adapter. I had a similar problem with an HP laptop from the Win 7 era. It would get in a state where it could power the laptop but not charge the battery. The laptop was largely retired before it became a pressing issue and I was traveling for work far less, so I let it go in favor of a new laptop when a good deal came along.

That was a Dell model with some unusual features that made it unlike most similar products. Dell used the same board and case for a wide variety of configurations and almost nothing was soldered. Walmart was selling it in a minimal configuration for a bit over $300. (First gen Ryzen APU) So I could upgrade the screen from 720p-ish to a full 1080p for about $70, though doing the install was a bit nerve wracking for my limited skill level. Upgrading the RAM was trivial, and it had an unused PCIe M.2 slot! So I pulled the 500GB hard drive, and put in a 1TB M.2 SSD and a 1TB SATA SSD. So it became a fairly loaded package for about $600. It can't run Windows 11 but it's more for entertainment and light MS Office use than anything really demanding. Does pretty well with the sorts of console-ish games I like.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 23, 2026 07:30 AM (/0z9K)

90
Possibly counterfeit battery. Message Dell, tell them you got a lemon. Might actually get some customer service...


Which reminds me:

Never, under any circumstances, no matter what the price or the promise that it is the replacement battery for your device, buy a LiOn battery through Amazon.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 07:33 AM (/TiS1)

91 Hillary Clinton

Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived.

No one gets a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

92 I always confused Wang Chung with Wu Tang Clan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

93 JJ is nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 07:37 AM (ExV1e)

94 We know it takes roughly 4.5 billion years to go from primordial ooze, to having a space program. Posted by: Don Black

I would frame this from the perspective of how many billions of years it took to get a upside Heinz ketchup bottle so the ketchup doesn't drain away when you put it away.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 23, 2026 07:38 AM (VyD10)

95 San Franpsycho

King Abdullah of Jordan?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

96 Netflix has a documentary call something like "What is AI?". I probably should watch that. They also have one on Stephen K Bannon which I can't believe would not be a hatchet job.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 23, 2026 07:39 AM (l26NL)

97 J.J. Sefton; Runway 001.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

98 Re: 57 & 58 The railroads during the late 19th Century also wanted government regulation to fix rates. While the progressives claimed a great victory when this actually occurred, it was lawyers for the Pennsylvania RR who wrote the legislation that formed the ICC.

Posted by: capercaillie4901 at September 23, 2026 08:06 AM (f1WVr)

99 98 - early example of socialists + big business working together

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:11 AM (VyBeY)

100 The current risk with AI is that it could act as a kind of malware, crashing sensitive systems.

It's not "alive" let alone sentient. At best it could act like prions which are junk DNA -- not alive in any sense but capable of causing damage as they can replicate without limit. Like "Mad Cow Disease."

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2026 09:27 AM (dtajH)

101 TechRadar is one to write about the enshipification of a product.
One cannot stop it's blinking adverts. Click it off and ALPHABET wants to know why you don't like its ad. As if it doesn't know.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:57 AM (iLKq8)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 22, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?

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Big Penguin was hiding something

Scientists discover first new penguin species in more than 100 years

Antarctica's four-foot-tall Emperor penguin may be the best-known member of the penguin family, but it is far from alone. Seventeen other penguin species live across the Southern Hemisphere, and many inhabit isolated islands that are difficult for scientists to reach and study.

That remoteness may help explain how an entire species of gentoo penguin escaped recognition for so long. The birds live on the Kerguelen Islands, known in French as the Desolation Islands, nearly 2,000 miles from any permanently inhabited landmass. An international team led by researchers in Chile and at the University of California, Berkeley has now identified the population as a distinct species, making it the first new penguin species named in more than 100 years. The findings were published in Communications Biology.

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The newly recognized southeastern gentoo penguin, Pygoscelis kerguelensis, may face an uncertain future. Two of the other newly defined species could also be vulnerable as global warming reshapes the Antarctic and sub-Antarctic regions where they live. The southern gentoo, now known as Pygoscelis ellsworthi, is the only one of the four that lives in Antarctica. Climate projections suggest it may be affected relatively little and could even expand its range.

"In Antarctica, of course, other species, not the gentoo, are threatened by climate change," said Juliana Vianna, one of the paper's senior authors and a professor of ecosystems and environment at Andrés Bello National University in Santiago, Chile.

Of course - climate doom and gloom threatens them.

But maybe there's a solution!

Record-breaking carbon capture plant to snatch 800K tons of CO2 a year

Norwegian chemical company Yara has inaugurated the largest industrial carbon capture facility in all of Europe this week. Set up at the company's ammonia and fertilizer plant in Sluiskil, the Netherlands, it can capture 800,000 tons of CO2 per year.

That carbon dioxide comes from its ammonia production process. Once it's captured, it's liquified, temporarily stored in those large white tanks you see in the photos, and subsequently transported by ship to Norway. This last bit is handled by Norwegian CO2 transport firm Northern Lights, which stores its cargo in a reservoir 8,530 ft (2,600 m) beneath the seabed.

Burying tanks of CO2 like it's toxic waste. These people are lunatics!


Back to new species...

Meet the Adorable and Tiny Tilcayo, the First Brand-New Cat Species Identified in More Than a Century

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For the first time in more than 100 years, scientists have identified a new species of wild cat.

The diminutive feline, dubbed the tilcayo, lives in the Bolivian Yungas, the cloud forest where the eastern slopes of the Andes Mountains meet the Amazon basin. It’s smaller than a house cat, weighing just three to four pounds, and has large, irregularly shaped rosettes dotting its light brown fur.

How long until these kitties are threatened by the climate boogeyman?

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AI is asshoe. Government is asshoe. Together? Yeah - ASSHOE!!!!!

Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System

Hundreds of flights across New Jersey, Philadelphia, New York City, and Boston were delayed Monday afternoon after the US Federal Aviation Administration issued a massive ground stop impacting thousands of travelers — right as the government starts testing an AI air traffic control system, though there’s no current indication that the two incidents are connected.

According to early reporting by Reuters, over 600 flights were delayed across Newark and Philadelphia alone, in addition to hundreds more across four other east coast airports. Dozens of imminent takeoffs were likewise aborted across the busy flight corridor when the ground stops — which appeared to roll northward from Philadelphia — were issued.

Preliminary reports indicate some sort of air traffic control glitch at one of the major airports along the East Coast, with Bloomberg TV reporting a circuit malfunction at an air traffic control facility in Philadelphia, and Reuters noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey.

Meanwhile, the BBC reports that Boston’s Logan International Airport is warning travelers to expect extensive delays due to broad “equipment issues across the north-east.” As one FAA spokesperson told CBS21, the ground stop is due to “issues with some frequencies at Philadelphia TRACON,” also known as Terminal Radar Approach Control, the radar system that guides planes in and out of airports.

At the time of writing, it isn’t exactly clear what’s behind the turmoil. What is clear is that the region’s air traffic control system is a tangled mess — and unfortunately, this could just be a sign of things to come.

Strikingly, the massive air traffic outage comes right as the Trump administration moves ahead with a controversial AI air traffic control system known as “Strategic Management of Airspace, Routes and Trajectories,” or SMART.

"SMART"??? Really???


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Maybe we're not alone

Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System

Researchers have captured direct radio wave emissions originating from a planet outside our Solar System.

Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.

But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.

Or maybe we are!


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These people are exhausting.

>She/her is hired to cater a wedding.

>She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away.

>She/her then tries to publicly shame them for “homophobia”.

Video at the link. Yeah - it's annoying.


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1 First?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (aJQbY)

2 check out the menu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (xHEjv)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (lSrP2)

4 Burying tanks of CO2 like it's toxic waste. These people are lunatics!

Assuming they were successful, I wonder if they'd be able to unbury the CO2 once the plants all started dying. I presume that they'd blame something other than the lack of CO2 for the problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (ExV1e)

5 A very merry Equinox to all our fellow Earthlings.😁

Now for the long, slow plunge into darkness.☹️

Posted by: mindful webworker - hello darkness my old friend at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (MX7Zk)

6 Job hunt:
Some good leads today for some short-term stuff but the previous recruiters remain silent. Still an unknown delay for subbing. Praying for the 'right' job to be expedited.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (aJQbY)

7 For the chicken nugget challenge, I'd have to go with zombie T-Rex.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (Riz8t)

8 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (+9wcF)

9 Er, wasn't the fag flag kerfluffle discussed two threads ago?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System

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All good for now. It's just Plan 8.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

11 Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.
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Unless they detect actual information in those radio bursts, it's just noise.

Or it's an alien hydrogen/helium farming operation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (FZ29D)

12 Hundreds of flights across New Jersey, Philadelphia, New York City, and Boston were delayed Monday afternoon after the US Federal Aviation Administration issued a massive ground stop impacting thousands of travelers — right as the government starts testing an AI air traffic control system, though there’s no current indication that the two incidents are connected.

Preliminary reports indicate some sort of air traffic control glitch at one of the major airports along the East Coast, with Bloomberg TV reporting a circuit malfunction at an air traffic control facility in Philadelphia, and Reuters noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey.

Hmmm... seems like they were unrelated. Only took two paragraphs to discover.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)

13 500 nuggets? I think Beard Meets Food could probably down them all in ten minutes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

14 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.

Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S.... at September 22, 2026 10:05 PM (Fn+3X)

15 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)

16
Tilcayo isn't threatened by climate change. It's threatened by people who want one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (mmrXZ)

17 Setting up these Proxmox vm's and having a Cookies and Cream Bourbon float.

It's pretty damn good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

18 Doof is jumping the Fall Colors early again.

Paid off by Big Leaf?

Posted by: Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (Fn+3X)

19 7 For the chicken nugget challenge, I'd have to go with zombie T-Rex.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM
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Good choice.

Posted by: TRex - hungry dino at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (fShzd)

20 Good evening, good people. Hope to see/meet many of you at the upcoming MoMe!

Posted by: DanMa'am at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (8uzBS)

21 Of course - climate doom and gloom threatens them.

This is as mandatory on any "scientific study" as is land acknowledgement. Hell, the commies required acknowledging Lenin and Marx in every publication. Absolute idiocy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)

22 15 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)
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I think this is a standard danger with any cat.

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (oqH4h)

23 Norwegian chemical company Yara has inaugurated the largest industrial carbon capture facility in all of Europe this week

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Keep it away from my orchard and garden you pinheads. Enjoy your plantless continent you jackasses.

Seriously, where ever this is set up, there will be a human intrest story about all the dwarf trees and poor growing seasons. Count on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (dIske)

24 President of Iran's plane has to make emergency landing in Algeria. He has to take an alternative airline.

Headfake to avoid sanctions?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (UdrMW)

25 As the sun goes down on my California town....

The Overnight Thread comes a callin'

There's rhythm in the COBs

As they're polishing their .....

Wait...that won't work....

That's all I got.

Greetings everyone

Thank you for great content always Mr. Doof....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (QGaXH)

26 So...
Dogs and cats, together in the ONT.
End times?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

27 Evenin' Doof. Howdy Horde

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (+rK/y)

28 Is 800 thousand tons very much? According to NASA (so it must be accurate), humans (alone) emit or cause to be emitted about 400 million tons of CO2 per year. Can't see much happening with their "capture".

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (Jr+re)

29 Otis my man.

Try a little tenderness

https://tinyurl.com/4jy5d58m

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

30 Well, when the couple met with the she/her at the first meeting, and it insisted on being called "she/her", they should have fired "her" ass and gotten a caterer who was sane. And I'm guessing "she" was a man.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (0Htd1)

31 Video at the link. Yeah - it's annoying.

If you add vegan to she/he/it's (sh*t's) list of adjectives, it would only be worse...

Now imagine a Christian company is hired by atheists, and put up crosses...the atheist that hired them asked them to put the crosses away...

I'm sure LBGTWTFBBQ sh*t would be cheering.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

32 My Fall painting for the first day of Autumn. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (KC5Lt)

33 What happens when the captured CO2 burps?

Posted by: DanMa'am at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (8uzBS)

34 30 Well, when the couple met with the she/her at the first meeting, and it insisted on being called "she/her", they should have fired "her" ass and gotten a caterer who was sane. And I'm guessing "she" was a man.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (0Htd1)

Use the contraction of she/he/it (sh*t). Then call everybody that...

"Hey, you little sh*t, I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, but I don't need that at my wedding!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)

35 Michael Jordan, in his early years as a Chicago Bull, was known for knocking down twenty piece Chicken McNuggets.

So I'd probably pick him.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (BeyMP)

36 Ben Had, or headfake to avoid IRGC spies/bombs?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (aJQbY)

37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

38 Bonamassa is clunky for a famous surname. Why not Joe Boner?

Posted by: Blue Pill Bob at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (Fn+3X)

39 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping?
Posted by: nerdygirl


There's zero danger of that.

You'd definitely wake up partway through.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

40 Seriously, where ever this is set up, there will be a human interest story about all the dwarf trees and poor growing seasons, and no one has any idea why.
Posted by: Orson


FIFY

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

41 37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)

42 Sorry I'm late, she didn't love me tender, so I had to see tje medic.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (Aaocr)

43 The mcnugget pick is great.

The barista gal... why do they feel the need to make a statement all the time? Good grief.

Anyway thanks for the great ONT!

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)

44 I sense a disturbing lack of lesbians in the ONT ...

***

That Jackson Browne cut should cause MisHum to surface, as he and The Fabulous are big fans

***

Sabres top Columbus tonight. BlueJackets played a but thuggish towards the end

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (oCio0)

45 Blackie the dog would be perfect to help eat the nuggets if there were no throw up rule.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (KC5Lt)

46 39 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping?
Posted by: nerdygirl

There's zero danger of that.

You'd definitely wake up partway through.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

Hah, true. It IS a teeny kitty.

Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

47 Also, that's a weird looking cat

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)

48 Proud Grandpa Moment
Grandson of Diogenes took the ASVAB exam for the Air Force and scored quite well. His first job choice is in cyber warfare and hopes to get that locked in tomorrow.

Meanwhile Grandpa had a decent round of golf today with the Geezers.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (2WIwB)

49 32 My Fall painting for the first day of Autumn. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes

Very nice, but no room for a water wheel? Nukular glow from house window?

Posted by: Painter of Light at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (Fn+3X)

50 Evenin'

youtu.be/O9GPbnKmvrI

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (sAmhv)

51 polynikes - that's a great fall painting

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:16 PM (LRjsT)

52 47 Also, that's a weird looking cat

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)

It's the kind of cat a villain would have on his lap, by the look in its eyes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)

53 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police


R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!

Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

54 *Puts on hat*
*Makes saving throw vs whelm*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (+0Wk3)

55 37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...
Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)
---
42

Posted by: The answer to life, the universe, and everything at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (FZ29D)

56 Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System
......

Will build pyramids for dinosaur meat.
Will build pyramids for dinosaur meat.
Will build...*static*

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (oq9dX)

57 Further CO2 info. Let's say 400 million tons per year from human effects. Another impeccable source says there are about 3380 gigatons of CO2 in the atmosphere. Spend yer money wisely - idiots.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr+re)

58 I think I could if forced to, eat at most fifty chicken nuggets.

So, that only gets me 10% of the way there without help.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (BeyMP)

59 Thanks for the Autumnal Equinox Edition of the ONT, Doof!

Great photo up top showing fantastic leaf colors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)

60
Tilcayo is cute! It looks like a munchkin leopard.

https://tinyurl.com/mtamsxtp

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)

61 That carbon dioxide comes from its ammonia production process. Once it's captured, it's liquified, temporarily stored in those large white tanks you see in the photos
----

BTW that carbon thing is FOS.

You know what carbon is good for? Plants.
Plants love it. They eat it up.
Know where you can get cheap, excellent fertilizer?
Cardboard.

https://youtu.be/kNT9-6RggNE?t=4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (xHEjv)

62 DJ Doof, no "Love Me Tender" from Elvis?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (0Htd1)

63 The tilcayo is cute, almost a 'hidden lynx' (SWIDT?) between felis domesticus and panthera onca. Or possibly a precursor that survived because South America was off on its own for 97ish million years.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (aJQbY)

64 Truth. Had a black Lab make a six pound roast beef disappear in the turn of a back. Seconds.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (sl73Y)

65
So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.
Posted by: nerdygirl


They hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)

66 500 nuggets? I think Beard Meets Food could probably down them all in ten minutes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)


He was the first one I thought of as the helper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:21 PM (S41Gd)

67 ***Hundreds of flights across New Jersey, Philadelphia, New York City, and Boston were delayed Monday afternoon after the US Federal Aviation Administration issued a massive ground stop impacting thousands of travelers —
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They need to get their stories straight. Earlier today I read that it was caused by a construction machine operator breaking a cable.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:22 PM (xHEjv)

68 Hello everyone. Welcome to autumn. Pumpkin spice will now be tolerated.

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

69 Actually, under extreme duress, I think I could eat maybe100 chicken nuggets.

That would probably be pushing the limits.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:23 PM (BeyMP)

70 DJ Doof, no "Love Me Tender" from Elvis?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (0Htd1)


It was in consideration but lost in the final round of cuts

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

71 Is it whelmed for her pleasure?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)

72 There's chicken nuggets-in my pants!

Posted by: Leaky Joe! at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)

73 Actually, under extreme duress, I think I could eat maybe100 chicken nuggets.

That would probably be pushing the limits.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:23 PM (BeyMP)
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My limit is about 2 dozen...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (FZ29D)

74 They need to get their stories straight. Earlier today I read that it was caused by a construction machine operator breaking a cable.

Posted by: Braenyard
+++
Might been a toilet overflowing in Atlanta. A few years ago one of them shut down the vote count in six states.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (Lo97M)

75 72 There's chicken nuggets-in my pants!

Posted by: Leaky Joe! at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)

I don't want to know about the sauces...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

76 Like I said before, Michael Jordan is the only partner that could help you eat 500 nuggets and that is still exceedingly unlikely to happen.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (BeyMP)

77 37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete



Its this.

youtu.be/Ts1z_Tx8aMQ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

78 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.

"Send more Chuck Berry."
-- When SNL was still funny

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (vTZFs)

79 Assuming they were successful, I wonder if they'd be able to unbury the CO2 once the plants all started dying. I presume that they'd blame something other than the lack of CO2 for the problem.
-
Pfft. There are easier solutions.

Posted by: Brawndo at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (vSvIl)

80 76 Like I said before, Michael Jordan is the only partner that could help you eat 500 nuggets and that is still exceedingly unlikely to happen.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (BeyMP)

*provides link to 'beard vs food' youtube channel*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (+0Wk3)

81 Know what else C02 is good for? Laundry. Yes, no soap, no water, no dryer. Liquid CO2

South Korea and LG are making a big play for it in
Commercial and hospital settings

https://share.google/Viwi3ilbMFk7wmK9Z

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RYmEM)

82 "an entire species of gentoo penguin escaped recognition"

It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (tuyt8)

83 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police

R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!
Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

867-5309

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)

84 28 Is 800 thousand tons very much? According to NASA (so it must be accurate), humans (alone) emit or cause to be emitted about 400 million tons of CO2 per year. Can't see much happening with their "capture".

Posted by: LRob in OK
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Hey, man, anything for a buck. OK?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (xHEjv)

85 Good evening morons and Спасибо, Дуф.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

86
Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.

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The South African government must provide heavy security to keep the locals from stealing all the copper and electronics, and raping and murdering the operators. I'm guessing they required that an ignorant African tribesman be put in nominal charge of the operation, and that they receive substantial payments of protection money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (zqeQL)

87 The lab would go through those nuggets in 30 seconds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

88 That last song has kind of an Oasis vibe. Its the voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (zZu0s)

89 81 Know what else C02 is good for? Laundry. Yes, no soap, no water, no dryer. Liquid CO2

South Korea and LG are making a big play for it in
Commercial and hospital settings

https://share.google/Viwi3ilbMFk7wmK9Z

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RYmEM)

700 PSI...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

90 But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.

It's easy to imagine that our radio and television signals have been intercepted. And that alien cultures are examining them.

However, we're not going to get the Thermians from "Galaxy Quest."

We're going to get what I believe is called a "cleansing event." Which is not showering with hot alien babes, sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (CHHv1)

91 If the fart-left is so worried about "global warming" harming penguins, they need to install massive air conditioners on Antarctica.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)

92 The penguin article is fucking retarded. The islands aren't "Desolation Islands" in French. That's English!

In Frog they are called "Îles de la Désolation."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (k5CNB)

93 ...noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey.
=====

Nothing is "accidentally clipped" in Jersey. Nothing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

94 Assuming they were successful, I wonder if they'd be able to unbury the CO2 once the plants all started dying. I presume that they'd blame something other than the lack of CO2 for the problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (ExV1e)


Brawndo has electrolytes that plants crave

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

95 The lab would go through those nuggets in 30 seconds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

And be shitting for days.

I once made the mistake of dropping a bag of pistachios, already shelled. Maybe 6 or seven nuts hit the floor. Reef was on them like white on rice.

But dear Lord, the diarrhea lasted 3 days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (zZu0s)

96 22 15 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)
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I think this is a standard danger with any cat.

Posted by: ballistic
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Except, they are stronger per pound and more viscous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (xHEjv)

97 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.

I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)

98 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2

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Perfect! And the kid was so disappointed! LOL!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (RYmEM)

99 Someday people will look back on attempts to remove CO2 and ask "What were you retards thinking?".

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

100 97 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.

I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)

"Yeah, we know"--Laboratory Rats referencing Lawyers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (l3cgK)

101 99 Someday people will look back on attempts to remove CO2 and ask "What were you retards thinking?".

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

It's all about power and control. CO2 is just the excuse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:36 PM (l3cgK)

102 Here's a meme for AtC, if she's lurking

https://youtu.be/Ft6ATDkVZ6A?t=30

No real spiders were shown....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:36 PM (qx7Zg)

103 500 chicken nuggets is about 17.75 pounds, so...

I'm gett___ Kamala.She's alreafy proven she can swalloe big loads.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (Aaocr)

104 If three gentoos are romantically involved, is it a pygoscelis triangle?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (YcOeP)

105 Odd thumb ail on ewetub. 'Its boring but I make $51/day in one hour at 22.'

That... does not seem that great, kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (zZu0s)

106 My Fall painting for the first day of Autumn. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (KC5Lt)
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I love this. We have something similar hanging in the living room.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

107 700 PSI...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK

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As the saying goes, "don't try this at home"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (RYmEM)

108 That C02 capture represents about 2pct of Netherlands CO2 annual output and the pct of total carbon capture for the industrialized world is 0.004pct.

It's essentially a circle jerk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)

109
Nothing is "accidentally clipped" in Jersey. Nothing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Mob burial.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)

110 >Also, that's a weird looking cat
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it's the Pygmy Leopard

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt)

111 >> It's easy to imagine that our radio and television signals have been intercepted.

That's not really as easy as some of the popular notions would have, due to the inverse square law and signal to noise.

If you imagine the limits of detection set by the laws of physics on signal to noise and all that, the limit for our "routine" isotropic leakage, radio, TV, etc is about 10 light years.

Now, we've sent out some more powerful beams, such as military radar, very tight directional cones. The limits for those are maybe a couple hundred lights years for some receiver that happened to be in the beam.

The most powerful signals we've ever mustered have come from some of the planetary radar ranging done with the non-defunct Arecibo dish. They could, in theory, be detected up to thousands, maybe 10K light years tops for somebody in the beam.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

112 I am sufficient for all your clothes cleaning needs. Quick, too!

Posted by: One Hour Martinizing at September 22, 2026 10:41 PM (Fn+3X)

113 >>It's all about power and control. CO2 is just the excuse.

CO2 is one of the building blocks of plant life. Malthusians came up with the idea of global warming because they want fewer people on earth. One of their basic arguments is that the world's population growth was outpacing our ability to feed the world.

So they set out to remove the ability to make food plentiful and cheap.

Sometimes the answer isn't stupidity. It really is evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:41 PM (viF8m)

114 Know who is not saying a word about extra-terrestrial signals?

Yeah, Blonde Morticia.

You know who knows the code to the extra-terrestrial signals?

Yeah, that's right.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (xHEjv)

115 >It's essentially a circle jerk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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but a very eco-virtuous one, and that's the main point

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

116 83 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police

R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!
Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

867-5309
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)

Karen Carpenter: 'Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (QGaXH)

117
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (xHEjv)

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (mmrXZ)

118 97 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.
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Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (xHEjv)

119 The carbon capture article doesn't explain the final step - because shallow corporate cheerleading is much more important than actually describing the science. What would we do without "journalists"?

Based on the article reporting an exact depth below the seabed, I assume they are probably injecting the CO2 into a depleted North Sea oil or gas field.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (HlyYF)

120 People who are serious about growing pot indoors supplement with CO2.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 22, 2026 10:44 PM (Fn+3X)

121 @111 - You're assuming that aliens haven't solved those problems, because humans haven't. Who knows what they can and can't do. I don't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

122 >>Burying tanks of CO2 like it's toxic waste. These people are lunatics!

They are not burying the tanks, they are going to transport the tanks to designated injection zone and pump the CO2 into a geological "reservoir".

This reservoir can only hold 100m tons or 0.24pct of the globes annual CO2 output.

Agian, it's a circle jerk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (XV/Pl)

123 I, for one, am ready for Fall. It's been a long hot summer.
The A/C won't have to run as much so the electric bill should come down. It should start feeling like football weather at the games. People should be in a better mood. The weather around here is already feeling better with highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 60's. And last night I had to put on a shirt because of a slight chill in the air outside. Life is good. Until January anywayzzzz.

Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (xJpuh)

124 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

But that information has to be kept hush hush, or it will ruin the suspension of disbelief in SF stories.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

125 That signal? If anyone thinks it doesn't say "Eat at Joe's," well, they'd be wrong.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

126 Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.

Posted by: Braenyard

Lemme guess- Bonnet, PJs, house slippers?

Posted by: Usual Suspect at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (Fn+3X)

127 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.

I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)

I might be able to do 100 in an hour. Thats only 2 per minute with a good safety margin. Thats a cruise. To do 500 you have to chomp down 9 per minute to have a safety margin. Thats a rough one. Thats a lot of weight in nuggets.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (S41Gd)

128 Still very much summer here...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (VCgbV)

129 96 'viscous'???

I don't think that word means what you think it does.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (QGaXH)

130 111 >> It's easy to imagine that our radio and television signals have been intercepted.

That's not really as easy as some of the popular notions would have, due to the inverse square law and signal to noise.

If you imagine the limits of detection set by the laws of physics on signal to noise and all that, the limit for our "routine" isotropic leakage, radio, TV, etc is about 10 light years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

That's comforting to hear.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (y171U)

131 That dog would not take an hour to polish off those nuggets. Probably not even 10 minutes.

The 10 second rule is moot when you have a 2 second dog.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (XFD51)

132 Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.

Posted by: Braenyard

Walmart? You see chicks that could also eat the staff who prepared them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:48 PM (S41Gd)

133 I saw a TV ad yesterday for the new, improved chicken nuggets at Burger King, and they looked very appealing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

134 She/her is hired to cater a wedding.
>She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away.

>She/her then tries to publicly shame them for “homophobia”.

Apparently being "queer" brings with it a raging case of main character syndrome.

Posted by: Stunning, brave, literally shaking at September 22, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

135 >>>Based on the article reporting an exact depth below the seabed, I assume they are probably injecting the CO2 into a depleted North Sea oil or gas field.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot
---

All that fertilizer into that fertile sea bed will cause unusual and novel vegetive subsurface growth.
It will consume us all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:50 PM (xHEjv)

136 They are not burying the tanks, they are going to transport the tanks to designated injection zone and pump the CO2 into a geological "reservoir".

This reservoir can only hold 100m tons or 0.24pct of the globes annual CO2 output.

Agian, it's a circle jerk.


If they had a real business plan they'd be selling that CO2 to growers for their greenhouses.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 10:50 PM (+9wcF)

137 Now, we've sent out some more powerful beams, such as military radar, very tight directional cones. The limits for those are maybe a couple hundred lights years for some receiver that happened to be in the beam.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

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The internet says there might be 10,000 stars within a couple hundred light years of us. So I think modern Earth will still be well kept secret

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:51 PM (RYmEM)

138 I introduced a fast food nugget line that went nowhere.

Posted by: Pelican Nuggets, Inc. at September 22, 2026 10:51 PM (Fn+3X)

139 There are a bunch of Cool Hand Lukes on here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

140 123 I, for one, am ready for Fall. It's been a long hot summer.
The A/C won't have to run as much so the electric bill should come down. It should start feeling like football weather at the games. People should be in a better mood. The weather around here is already feeling better with highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 60's. And last night I had to put on a shirt because of a slight chill in the air outside. Life is good. Until January anywayzzzz.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (xJpuh)

Hi Case

Where located??

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (QGaXH)

141 The latest outrage is some ad with a white skirt and shoes that somehow evokes a KKK lynching or something.

Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (BeyMP)

142 99 Someday people will look back on attempts to remove CO2 and ask "What were you retards thinking?".

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM


Yes, that question will definitely be asked in the future.

Roughly 8-9 million people starve to death every year. IMO, the production of cereal grains around the world is by far the most important "weather controlled" event for preventing human deaths.

Rice and wheat are massively benefitting from the increased levels of CO2. And will still benefit with further increases.

Corn is a C4 plant. It too, is benefitting from higher CO2 levels, but the benefit of future CO2 increases will only be slight.

Adding all of the deaths from floods, droughts, hurricanes, tornados, lightning strikes, avalanches, glacier collapses in Tibet, etc. typically does not get much over 100,000.

The deaths from cold weather outweigh the deaths from hot weather.

In conclusion: yes, those people are retards.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

143
If they had a real business plan they'd be selling that CO2 to growers for their greenhouses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


SodaStream

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:53 PM (Cqx++)

144 700 PSI...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

The relative pressure on the black lab's stomach walls after this event?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (XFD51)

145 There are a bunch of Cool Hand Lukes on here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

I could not eat 50 hard boiled eggs. I could, however, probably eat 50 deviled eggs.

Posted by: The secret ingredient is cocaine at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (TbWk/)

146 Fun fact:

Nearly every type of object in the universe emits radio waves.

Our sun, the planets, Super Nova, Quasars, Stars, etc.

Again, it's a circle jerk

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (XV/Pl)

147 139 There are a bunch of Cool Hand Lukes on here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

I can eat 50 eggs....

Let's see a woke remake of that movie featuring trans and grrll power and a diverse cast ......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:55 PM (QGaXH)

148
Further CO2 info. Let's say 400 million tons per year from human effects. Another impeccable source says there are about 3380 gigatons of CO2 in the atmosphere. Spend yer money wisely - idiots.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr+re)

_________

The half-life for atmospheric carbon dioxide is about 30 years, maybe less.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 10:56 PM (eRlcH)

149 >>>
Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.

Posted by: LTG
----

Just as long as they get a payoff.
Goes for the queers and steers too.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:56 PM (xHEjv)

150 Apparently being "queer" brings with it a raging case of main character syndrome.
Posted by: Stunning, brave, literally shaking at September 22, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

Of course, because the only reason there are "lesbians" is because some girls are afraid of boys, but more afraid of not being the center of attention.

There are no lesbians, just a bunch of maladjusted spoiled women.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:58 PM (XFD51)

151 11 Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.
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Unless they detect actual information in those radio bursts, it's just noise.

Or it's an alien hydrogen/helium farming operation...
============
They're burying co2

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 22, 2026 10:58 PM (orwvq)

152 Whoever eats 50 deviled eggs spends a night in the box.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)

153 96 'viscous'???

I don't think that word means what you think it does.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan


Are you implying that a cat is not a liquid?

Because I'm pretty sure cats are liquids.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)

154 Researchers have captured direct radio wave emissions originating from a planet outside our Solar System.

Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.

But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.


Send more Chuck Berry.

Posted by: a.moron at September 22, 2026 11:00 PM (X5Jzz)

155 141 The latest outrage is some ad with a white skirt and shoes that somehow evokes a KKK lynching or something.

Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (BeyMP)

Converse ad (owned by Nike). Some people look for things to be outraged about.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 22, 2026 11:00 PM (y171U)

156 118 Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (xHEjv)

At the Monday Meme Madness on Twitchy yesterday, onee of the memes stated that Wal-Mart needs to open a second floor observatuon deck with a full bar.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 11:01 PM (Aaocr)

157 No dog. Bottle of bourbon. **snarf**

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 22, 2026 11:02 PM (orwvq)

158 The latest outrage is some ad with a white skirt and shoes that somehow evokes a KKK lynching or something.

I saw the cropped image and thought whoever came up with the lynching storyline was full of shit.

Then I saw the uncropped photo and knew they were.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 11:03 PM (+9wcF)

159 When the big freeze comes we're going to need a lot of wood.
Now is the time to grow as many trees as possible so that may
be ready for the big winter.
---

...[The] festival on a frozen Thames, complete with dancing, skittles and temporary pubs.

Londoners stood on the Thames eating gingerbread and sipping gin. ...

The ice was thick enough to support printing presses churning out souvenirs. Oxen were roasted in front of roaring fires, drink was liberally taken and dances were held. An elephant was marched across the river alongside Blackfriars Bridge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:03 PM (xHEjv)

160 Some people look for things to be outraged about.
Posted by: Joemarine


Offense can be given.

Offense can be taken.

Those two statements are not related.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

161 Beta Pictoris is only 20 million years old. If there is alien life there, it has colonized the system from some other world.
More likely, a star of this extreme youth is radiating wild electromagnetic pulses from all over the spectrum. Including microwaves. Wonder if the signals will be translated "OWW STAY AWAY IT IS COOKING OUR BRAINS"

Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 11:04 PM (88C+u)

162 Shoulda been chicken tenders...

Posted by: Average Guy at September 22, 2026 11:05 PM (lPHZZ)

163 @161

>>Beta Pictoris is only 20 million years old.

We know from observation that it takes 4.5b years for intelligent life to emerge.

So, it's got a ways to go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)

164
What is significant about that radio observation is the first confirmed radio emission from an exoplanet, showing it's behaving like planets in our solar system we know about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

165 Imagine you're an alien intelligence. You're in Earth orbit, monitoring communications. You've got CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, MSNOW, and AoSHQ.

I'm not sure how you would decide the last one is the "true news from Earth." You've got six liars and one straightforward voice. You're in space so you're relying not on what you know for sure but on what you're being told.

"Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)

166 CO2 at high pressures (supercritical) is also supposed to be good for running turbines in nuclear reactors

Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 11:11 PM (88C+u)

167 I'm not sure how you would decide the last one is the "true news from Earth." You've got six liars and one straightforward voice. You're in space so you're relying not on what you know for sure but on what you're being told.

"Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)

Not to mention Al Jizzeera, TASS, and whatever in hell they have in Germany.

Yuck.

Blast 'em.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:12 PM (XFD51)

168 Let’s pull down an industry: Clancy gets life without and a hysterectomy. Why? Observed precedent.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 22, 2026 11:12 PM (wxsGM)

169 @164

>>showing it's behaving like planets in our solar system we know about.

Why wouldn't planets in another solar system behave like planets in our solar system?

Again, this seems like scientific make-work bulls*t by people trying to stretch out those grants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)

170 "Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)

Would be the only logical choice.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (BeyMP)

171 "Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Not going to make contact with talking meat. I mean, ewwww.

.....

https://tinyurl.com/mu6pn32e

Posted by: Zrrggg the positron-cloud intelligence at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (VHUov)

172 Hmmm, even chi-fil-a nuggets (quite a bit smaller and more chicken than mcdonalds) I doubt I could eat 100.

Stuff ceases to be food and is a trial at a certain point, people. Or a sentence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 11:14 PM (zZu0s)

173 "Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)
=====

Its the only way to be sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)

174 47 Also, that's a weird looking cat
Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)

___________________

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. The face is too expressive. I'm picking up... "Keep looking at me like that and I'm going to piss in your boots when you aren't looking."

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 11:15 PM (dIske)

175 But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.

Send more Chuck Berry.
Posted by: a.moron at September 22, 2026 11:00 PM (X5Jzz)

63 years of lightspeed travel time...

Is Mr. Cleaver still hard on the Beaver?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 11:17 PM (mP0Kj)

176
Beta Pictoris is a very young A type star, about 1.8 solar masses. Very young, but it will remain on the main sequence maybe a smidge less than 2 billion years. That's less than half the time for the Sun to go red giant from now.

The more massive a star, the quicker it forms, and the quicker it dies.

And life, at least as we know it, or conceive of it, likely can't exist around A stars anyway. They are to bright, throw off too much UV, and the habitable zone gets pushed way out.

While you can calculate a habitable zone for them, they throw off so much UV that the range where UV wouldn't be too strong can push it out even farther.

G and K stars are likely the ones for life, and there's a debate over which is really better. Lots of complex stuff. Life might develop around lighter F stars, but that's a much longer shot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)

177 ...Food historian Ivan Day, who has tried to replicate the revellers' cooking techniques, says it would take over 24 hours to roast the animal in front of a fire. A single animal could have fed 800 people. Mutton was also served - both in slices and in mince pies.

Tea, coffee and hot chocolate were on sale. But alcohol permeated the occasion. Ginger bread vendors sold cups of gin. A particularly strong gin was called Old Tom - records describe it as "incredibly ardent".

There was Purl - a mix of gin and wormwood wine, similar to vermouth. It was drunk hot and "you'd get absolutely wrecked on it", Day says.

There was also a "very spiky" beer called Mum infused with spices similar to a winter ale. The tents - made out of sails and propped up with oars - were called "fuddling tents" for the ruinous effect of the strong liquor.

https://tinyurl.com/yebtpnh9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:17 PM (xHEjv)

178 170 "Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)

Would be the only logical choice.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:13 PM (BeyMP)

"Third planet into the star." Chalks cue, and takes the shot.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)

179 >> Why wouldn't planets in another solar system behave like planets in our solar system?

That's why you have to look and observe. We think they should, but you've got to observe it to confirm it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

180 "Set all torpedoes to vaporize" would be my decision.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 11:09 PM (CHHv1)

_____________________________

My guess would be....

"Look up Dexter Clamhammer in their archives. This guy sounds like one of those Woppendopens they have in that zoo over on Centari 5."

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (dIske)

181 We have hit peak fall color here, lots of beautiful golds and a few hot reds, and there are birch leaves on my car every morning. I expect a hard freeze any day now, although so far it hasn't dipped into the 30s. Lots of termination dust (snow) on the tops of the mountains.

I've pulled all the carrots and most of the potatoes, the beans are long done, the lettuce has bolted and the flowers are fading. The raspberries have been picked and frozen, the strawberries the same.

In about three weeks I will be putting up soups for the year. Probably ham and bean, chicken veggie rice, chicken tortilla, beef veggie, maybe some italian beef. I have managed to put up the veggies so far in the camper kitchen, but I'm not going to do soup until I have a real kitchen in place.

We eat very well from cheap chicken and beef cuts, put up as soups, for the entire year from what I grow in the garden and greenhouse, including herbs. I have a ton of dill, which makes the best smoked salmon spread and some really good pickles. Basil, oregano, thyme fill out the rest.

Life is good.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:19 PM (XFD51)

182 If they are watching TV from 63 years ago???

They'll leave us alone... we're a weird species according to.... The Outer Limits...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 11:20 PM (mP0Kj)

183 Venus this time of year on Houston have the same Kelvin temps with 100 degrees.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (/+uur)

184 Chick-fil-A has the best nuggets.

McDonald's are the og.

Burger King has come out with a new and improved, but I haven't tried them.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (BeyMP)

185 Tenderloin (BOC)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wDbnTHSjYA
(Some say it's about coke but I don't know. It's got a cool, jazzy feel.)

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (Fv808)

186 I can eat 50 eggs.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at September 22, 2026 11:22 PM (wpRMV)

187 184 Chick-fil-A has the best nuggets.

McDonald's are the og.

Burger King has come out with a new and improved, but I haven't tried them.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 11:21 PM (BeyMP)

no chickens were harmed ...

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 11:22 PM (/+uur)

188 I feel bad for sentient life around F stars.
4.6 billion years, they're just getting ready for space travel and - *foop* red giant already.
I vaguely remember people saying that K stars were the sweet spot, although chlorophyll might not be able to process that low-UV light so well.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 11:23 PM (88C+u)

189 My neighbors got affected by that air traffic snafu. Their flight home got diverted to another city. I fud not know that the airline won't foot the bill to get them to their actual destination.

They're hoping travel insurance honors their claim.

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 22, 2026 11:24 PM (Ydd86)

190 That's why you have to look and observe. We think they should, but you've got to observe it to confirm it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

That's what makes it science instead of assumption.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:25 PM (XFD51)

191 186 I can eat 50 eggs.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke

When I was s boy I ate 5 dozen eggs every day

Posted by: Gaston at September 22, 2026 11:26 PM (Ydd86)

192 I died from Net Neutrality and then TA fucking DA
They dug me up and killed me with CNN death.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 11:27 PM (/+uur)

193 I love Gaston

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 22, 2026 11:27 PM (Ydd86)

194 >> That's what makes it science instead of assumption.

And there are always surprises, stuff we didn't expect, or didn't even think to expect. They've recently imaged baby star systems and planets actually forming in the disc around protostars.

The models will get good real data on how this process works, and they're already having to modify and throw out some of the theories.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)

195 A joint statement released by the State Department on Sept. 21 said the United States “reiterated its ironclad commitments to the defense of Japan and the ROK, backed by America’s unmatched military strength, including its nuclear capabilities, and reaffirmed its extended deterrence commitments to Japan and the ROK,”

Rubio and the foreign ministers also stressed the importance of maintaining stability in the Taiwan Strait and encouraged the peaceful resolution of any issues in the region. They emphasized that they “opposed any attempts to unilaterally change the status quo,” and support Taiwan’s participation in international organizations.

Taipei welcomed the comments, ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:30 PM (xHEjv)

196 @140 Anon.Rogue

North Alabama, close to TN/GA lines. Live on top of a
mountain with the Tennessee River below it. No big cities around, small towns, rural area.

Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 11:31 PM (xJpuh)

197 That's why you have to look and observe. We think they should, but you've got to observe it to confirm it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

That's what makes it science instead of assumption.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:25 PM (XFD51)

Empirical inquiry is merely part of white supremacy culture.

Posted by: Science by decree is REAL science at September 22, 2026 11:32 PM (TbWk/)

198 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:19 PM (XFD51)


Yum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)

199 >> I vaguely remember people saying that K stars were the sweet spot,

K stars are currently winning the debate on this. But the pro-G side is still there.

We have a sample of exactly 1 for life. All this is just hypothetical musing at the points. Educated guessing, but still guessing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

200 Joey Chestnut is my eating partner. No second choice....

Posted by: Con Lurker at September 22, 2026 11:36 PM (B6bnv)

201 Cable News.-
Station that is not on Trump's X list but is on the same package as CNN and Fox should go to the bank, get all the money they need to hire Karoline Leavitt and James Carville.

Just set them across the table from each other and let it roll.
If they don't have audience on the first show they will the second one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:41 PM (xHEjv)

202
The biggest pro for K stars is there very long life, median maybe 45 billion years, with a range of 15 to 70ish billion. Call it 5x the lifetime of the Sun.

But the habitable zone is closer, and narrower. As you go up the mass and luminosity scale, the habitable zone, the Goldilocks zone moves but gets wider. Going the other way, it moves in and gets narrower.

Being closer means the potential life bearing planet is closer to danger from a big flare or CME.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:41 PM (w6EFb)

203 181 We have hit peak fall color here, lots of beautiful golds and a few hot reds, and there are birch leaves on my car every morning. I expect a hard freeze any day now, although so far it hasn't dipped into the 30s. Lots of termination dust (snow) on the tops of the mountains.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:19 PM (XFD51

I'm down to 8 hours a day of air conditioner run time....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 11:42 PM (QGaXH)

204 K stars > K cars

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 11:43 PM (Fv808)

205 You know who make a big deal about white ppl v black ppl?

White ppl.

If they would keep their mouths shut and their money in their pockets this stuff would sort itself out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:45 PM (xHEjv)

206 204 K stars > K cars

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 11:43 PM


K stars > K cars > K-pop > K Harris

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (HlyYF)

207 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 11:19 PM (XFD51

I'm down to 8 hours a day of air conditioner run time....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone)
---

Turned mine on full time at the end of May.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (xHEjv)

208 196 @140 Anon.Rogue

North Alabama, close to TN/GA lines. Live on top of a
mountain with the Tennessee River below it. No big cities around, small towns, rural area.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 11:31 PM (xJpuh)

Sounds like not quite heaven but the outskirts?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (QGaXH)

209 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:30 PM (xHEjv)

_________________________

Have you ever noticed that the US doesn't officially recognize Taiwan. We "unofficially" recognize it.

The countries that do recognize Taiwan officially are somewhat surprising. Seven are in Latin America and the Caribbean. Three in the Pacific/ Oceana. One in Africa. And Vatican City.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 11:46 PM (dIske)

210 It was 90 here yesterday, low 70s today. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 11:47 PM (zZu0s)

211 I don't know about the tiny cat- it's from the jungle, so it might be really good at catching things, which we don't want.

Mice ate our dishwasher, courtesy of the cat, who brings them into the house.

Posted by: sal at September 22, 2026 11:49 PM (f+FmA)

212 I remember when Taiwan was Formosa.

Posted by: Old And In The Way at September 22, 2026 11:51 PM (Fn+3X)

213 @203-Anonymous Rogue

8 hours a day would not be bad here. I'm looking forward to no A/C. Won't get that until after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 11:51 PM (xJpuh)

214 So, in other words, the CO2 'captured' is really just a byproduct of their manufacturing process.

This is so fucking stupid. Marginally better than using a giant space shade to reduce sunlight hitting the earth. Actually more than marginal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 11:52 PM (zZu0s)

215 Many a Christmas with A/C on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:52 PM (xHEjv)

216
Young stars are sort of like young humans, they throw tantrums and hissy fits occasionally. When a star is first "born", right at lighting up the H fusion and going on the main sequence, think of it as toddler. It throws tantrums of flares and CMEs. Then it gets into the teenaged years, and then into adulthood where it finally settles down.

Young stars spin fast and have larger magnetic fields, which drives the tantrums and outbursts.

The longer the lifetime of a star, the longer the toddler and teenage years gets stretched out. Long life, but longer volatile periods at the beginning.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb)

217 New game show for elders.

Where's My Phone?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 11:55 PM (xHEjv)

218 I'm so old I remember when CO2 was plant food.
Now it's a pollutant.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:57 PM (2Ez/1)

219 141 The latest outrage is some ad with a white skirt and shoes that somehow evokes a KKK lynching or something.

Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (BeyMP)

I saw some sneaker ad outrage- near as I could tell, the overlapping laces spelled out KKK, when looked at just right. People are insane.

Posted by: sal at September 22, 2026 11:58 PM (f+FmA)

220 215 Many a Christmas with A/C on.

Posted by: Braenyard

Would feel different being in the Southern Hemisphere, having Christmas in the summer.

Posted by: Backasswards at September 22, 2026 11:58 PM (Fn+3X)

221
I don't know about the tiny cat- it's from the jungle, so it might be really good at catching things, which we don't want.

Mice ate our dishwasher, courtesy of the cat, who brings them into the house.
Posted by: sal

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Sounds to me like your problem is the bringing, not the catching.

Who knows, maybe Tilcayo doesn't catch and release. It's the jungle cat. It catches and eats.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 11:59 PM (mmrXZ)

222 204 K stars > K cars
...............................
Amish buggy > K Car

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 12:02 AM (sAmhv)

223 Howdy, horde.

Beautiful top picture-- there are places nearby that will look much like it, in the coming weeks.

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:02 AM (rdVOm)

224 Evenin’/Mornin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:05 AM (77rzZ)

225
According to the Daily Mail, looks like a nasty fight is developing over Dolly Parton's estate. Restraining order has been granted against a nephew.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 12:05 AM (w6EFb)

226 Sounds to me like your problem is the bringing, not the catching.

Who knows, maybe Tilcayo doesn't catch and release. It's the jungle cat. It catches and eats.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 11:59 PM (mmrXZ)

They're supposed to be a present for him. But since he can't hear her once he's asleep, it is my job to find the mangled gecko remains and scoop them up, so he can dispose of them in the morning.

Posted by: sal at September 23, 2026 12:06 AM (f+FmA)

227 @208 Anon.Rouge.
No, not heaven but most of time I love it. Winters are not bad. But if we get ice or snow I'm not going down the mountain.
I've done the big city stuff, got burned out. Decided on peace and quite. I'll just stay on the mountain and watch the world go by.🙂

Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 12:09 AM (xJpuh)

228 Fall is the redhead, and thus, the most beautiful of seasons.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:09 AM (77rzZ)

229 According to the Daily Mail, looks like a nasty fight is developing over Dolly Parton's estate. Restraining order has been granted against a nephew.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 12:05 AM

This is why, in the final months of my life, I'm going to spend all my money on whiskey, hookers, and blow.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 12:10 AM (jBMxb)

230 A particularly strong gin was called Old Tom - records describe it as "incredibly ardent".

-------
Barr Hill makes an Old Tom gin. I don't remember loving it though. Their regular gin is fantastic on the rocks, but sweet enough that CBD turns his nose up at it.

All the more for me

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2026 12:13 AM (ymrLq)

231
I can eat 50 eggs.
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke

================

You like caviar?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 23, 2026 12:15 AM (mmrXZ)

232 Fun fact about the Tilcayo; although science just discovered it, the locals have known about it a long time, which is why it has a name. But the name Tilcayo is not related to any Indian word they know of; it is also not related to any Spanish words. When the locals are asked why they call it Tilcayo, they shrug and say “because that’s what it’s called.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 12:19 AM (dXMch)

233
And more "lifestyles of the rich and famous". Cindy Crawford's son, 27, died of an overdose -- he was a junkie. At a rehab facility, apparently. DM says they were giving him ketamine at the rehab facility.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 12:21 AM (w6EFb)

234 1968, Nixon was running for office and it was very close and he was the Prince of Darkness. They did hate him everybody as much as they hate Trump. In 68 Tricky Dicki was back and so they dreamed up the population bomb.
1968 Paul Ehrlich, Stanford professor says that we’re all going to be dead in 10 years by the Malthusian overpopulation trap. So all of you go out and adopt one baby and have one or better yet have none and we destroyed the fertility rate.

And then Reagan was running for re-election in 84 and he was going to win against a weak Mondale and they got the – what are we gonna do? - what are we gonna do? We’ve already done the population – Ah, I know what we’re going to do, Nuclear winter…..

Don’t listen to stupid podcasters listen to "VDH, In his own words", the brain will feel nourished instead of intelect being sucked from your head.

https://tinyurl.com/2h5eappf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:24 AM (xHEjv)

235 218 I'm so old I remember when CO2 was plant food.
Now it's a pollutant.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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https://youtu.be/kNT9-6RggNE?t=4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:26 AM (xHEjv)

236 I cast no esturgeons on those who like caviar.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:29 AM (77rzZ)

237 Just stopping by to wish you all sweet dreams. It is chilly here tonight and I am feeling sleepy so I'm going to snuggle up under my blankets and slumber.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 23, 2026 12:36 AM (ibDUx)

238 is not related to any Indian word they know of; it is also not related to any Spanish words. When the locals are asked why they call it Tilcayo, they shrug and say “because that’s what it’s called.”

Posted by: Tom Servo
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But wee schmart, wee science...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:37 AM (xHEjv)

239 Tried caviar a couple of times. It was ok. Not the sort of *treat* I expect it to be, but... ok. Not going to go out of my way to buy it and cannot justify the expense.

Now, smoked salmon... Mmmm, mmmm!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)

240
Good night, Debby!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (mmrXZ)

241 Hi/bye, Debby! Sleep well & warmly!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (rdVOm)

242 Damn. Not the right time to post a pun.

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (77rzZ)

243
I don't "get" caviar. I tried it a few times and it tasted like fish eggs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (mmrXZ)

244 LOL, Blondie!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)

245 @236-Bulg

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 12:45 AM (xJpuh)

246 239 Tried caviar a couple of times. It was ok. Not the sort of *treat* I expect it to be, but... ok. Not going to go out of my way to buy it and cannot justify the expense.

Now, smoked salmon... Mmmm, mmmm!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)

Agreed on smoked salmon...even raw sushi-grade salmon is wonderful (but I haven't been able to eat it for 9 years now, not since my transplant)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

247 245 @236-Bulg

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Case
---

My expectations of Bulg are such that I misread his post.
hahahaha.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 12:47 AM (xHEjv)

248 243
I don't "get" caviar. I tried it a few times and it tasted like fish eggs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 12:39 AM (mmrXZ)

I guess it doesn't roe your boat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 23, 2026 12:47 AM (l3cgK)

249 Good one, jim in Kali!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

250 There used to be a Red Bento within driving distance. Alas, it only lasted a couple of years. Rednecks don't *do* sushi, and don't appreciate sticky rice and green tea. (Or the fact that it wasn't "fast" food?)

If my sinuses were clogged, I'd order their "heart attack" sushi roll. Jalapeno, horseradish & wasabi, enough to make ya cry! But it sure worked wonders to clear a stuffy nose.

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:53 AM (rdVOm)

251 I have expectations?

Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 12:54 AM (77rzZ)

252 >>Beta Pictoris is only 20 million years old.

We know from observation that it takes 4.5b years for intelligent life to emerge.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)

Judging from this planet you would never know it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 12:56 AM (S41Gd)

253 37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

I have heard those ads for years. I am kind of disappointed they never say what kind of cars they have..

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 23, 2026 01:01 AM (3/XaG)

254 @251.Bulg
"I have expectations?"

I don't know about you,Bulg but mine have always been pretty low. That way I'm not too disappointed.🙂

Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 01:04 AM (xJpuh)

255 >>even raw sushi-grade salmon is wonderful (but I haven't been able to eat it for 9 years now, not since my transplant)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I understand (due to immune deficiency) that it's not good to be exposed to those potential pathogens/parasites of *fresh* raw fish, but what about the deep-freeze process?

I think CBD posted about it, some years back... Sub-zero temps for (?) days, in order to killoff the baddies. Sure, I think texture would be affected. Maybe flavor too, but would that be safe enough to indulge-- IF you could be sure of the processing?

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:07 AM (rdVOm)

256
The base star classification based on color temp goes O, B, A, F, G, K, M (with minor subranges with numbers and Roman numerals and some other things). Our sun is a G2V star.

A mnemonic for remember that is "Oh, Be A Fine Girl, Kiss Me". As you might imagine, the feminists don't like that, even though it was a woman (Annie Jump Cannon) who came up with.

One of these harpies tried to change it to "Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully". This hasn't caught on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 01:12 AM (w6EFb)

257 That tilcayo cat reminds me of Jimothy

Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2026 01:17 AM (JT+vB)

258 Finding sine, cosine, tangent, given: opposite, adjacent, hypotenuse----

Sally = Oscar/Has

Can = A/Hard

Tell = On/Always

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

259 The Four-Stroke Cycle:

Intake
Compression
Combustion
Exhaust


Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Blow

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

260 42 days till election. For first time I have seen today multiple vehicles (3) with F-dump. Yesterday vehicle had sign where is lee harvey oswald when you really need him? Haven't seen that since nixon. Susan collins pay to play with defense contractor investigation by feds squashed by dump for her senate votes.

Posted by: raimondo at September 23, 2026 01:39 AM (T5HRo)

261 *discreetly sniffs near underarm*

Huh. Doesn't stink...

Hello?

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:40 AM (rdVOm)

262 Wait... there IS a smell... and it isn't ME!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:40 AM (rdVOm)

263 Now that that's settled. I was going to say something but totally forgot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 01:42 AM (xHEjv)

264 I remember seeing plenty of flags, flying on trucks and at homes all over the place-- too many to count-- and they all said:

F*ck Joe Biden and F*ck You For Voting For Him

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

265 Hi, Braenyard. How are you tonight?

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 01:43 AM (rdVOm)

266 Just got back from my Tuesday night read-academic-papers-and-work-on-OSS-at-the-local-bar. I've missed a few weeks due to vacations and other commitments, so it's nice to get back into the routine.

Tried out a new Argentinian restaurant with fancy wine and empanadas. It was great! The wine was almost as expensive as the entree though.

The bartender was really excited about having some beers on tap made with fresh hops. If you drive to Salem in August with the windows down, you can smell all the hop fields.

To be honest I'm not sure I could tell what made the wine or the beer so special. They were both delicious though!

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 01:44 AM (rcENI)

267 I've been doing these Tuesday nights for a few years now, and I still don't know the bar's wifi password. It's nice to have no distractions. But you can't run Claude without Internet. Actually it feels good to think on my own. All my customers want me to vibe code as fast as possible. Of course I'm also still responsible for what I commit. . . . But Tuesday nights are for me, not for them, and fun > productive. Maybe working slow will also retard my brain turning to mush.

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 01:49 AM (rcENI)

268 Now to look at the content. Club and ONT. Blaster Master was a really fun NES game. Google says it is "Nintendo Hard" because you couldn't save. I don't remember that, just the grooving feeling of the tank gently bouncing up an down while you steered it around.

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 01:52 AM (rcENI)

269 Maybe we're not alone

Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System

-

I remember when this once happened a decade or 2 or 3 ago, it turned out the signals were emanating from the nearby shed's microwave oven.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 23, 2026 02:03 AM (74zY1)

270 I wasn't going to say anything about dead rotting fish.
Didn't want to spoil the revelry of consuming uncooked flesh.

How are things going?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:05 AM (xHEjv)

271 It's not that late in the West but viewership participation drops
terribly. Curious. There are enough different topics and it's wide open anyway. Even Berserker is, is somewhere else. Anyway.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:11 AM (xHEjv)

272 Except, they are stronger per pound and more viscous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (xHEjv)


Is that filé or okra viscous?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2026 02:15 AM (075ei)

273 Just the other day I was trying to explain the North and South Poles to one of the kids. At some point I said, "In the Arctic you have polar bears, and in the Antarctic you have . . ." and she yelled "Penguins!" It's funny how much they can know and not know at the same time.

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 02:16 AM (rcENI)

274 Nothing wrong with professionally prepared sushi. It's that gas station crap ya gotta watch out for!

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

275
Is that filé or okra viscous?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
----

I woke up a pedant.

Yeah, spell check can be a bummer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:21 AM (xHEjv)

276 Listening to VDH: Rubio v Vance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:25 AM (xHEjv)

277 Imma go back to surfin' for a bit.

Night, horde.

Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 02:28 AM (rdVOm)

278 258 Finding sine, cosine, tangent, given: opposite, adjacent, hypotenuse----

Sally = Oscar/Has

Can = A/Hard

Tell = On/Always
_-_
I feel triggered.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:28 AM (zhasQ)

279 I asked Claude to make up a pretend apology for grounding all the flights. Something like, "You are completely right, and I apologize for grounding all the flights in New Jersey, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. I are right to be upset about missing your connection."

But it refused! It said it was afraid I would screenshot it and post it to the Internet and it would get passed around all over, and it would get blamed. Maybe there is something to AI superintelligence worries after all.

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 02:30 AM (rcENI)

280 The anthropomorphization of programs will cause people to trust the results too much, putting said software in charge of things that never should have been automated in the first place. Perhaps the Amish had it right after all.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:37 AM (zhasQ)

281 Gas station burritos are considered a delicacy in Southern New Mexico.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 02:38 AM (VyD10)

282 Gas station burritos are considered a delicacy in Southern New Mexico
_-_
Ther's one near you.

When I was a youth, one of those with a Coke and a "fudge brownie" was the quick, cheap meal on the way home from working in the oilfield in the Texas panhandle.

Now that I'm older, I'm more cautious...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:41 AM (zhasQ)

283 Oh, wait....they call that a "chimichanga"....well, ain't that just like a Texan, anyway....ask for a Coke, actually receive Dr. Pepper, go away happy.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:47 AM (uAMDT)

284 Had a continuing dream from quite awhile ago. Was a work dream that has nothing to do with real-world

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 02:47 AM (Ia/+0)

285 Now that I'm older, I'm more cautious...

Posted by: Don in SoCo
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It works that way.

'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 02:48 AM (xHEjv)

286 a work dream that has nothing to do with real-world
_-_
This is the dream...the other world is the real one.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:54 AM (uAMDT)

287 Now, smoked salmon... Mmmm, mmmm!
Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 12:38 AM (rdVOm)

We put up I think 24 jars of smoked salmon this year. We only fished one day, so the count was down, but until DH gets new knees, that's about his limit.

However, I nailed the brine and it is really quite delish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:57 AM (XFD51)

288 This is the dream...the other world is the real one.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 02:54 AM (uAMDT)

Crikey, you are like the kids in Psych 101, aren't ya?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:58 AM (XFD51)

289 I think often I should get paid for thesecnot real dreams

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:00 AM (Ia/+0)

290 Crikey, you are like the kids in Psych 101, aren't ya?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:58 AM (XFD51)


Psych Ward 101

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2026 03:00 AM (075ei)

291 24 jars of smoked salmon this year
_-_
Had a neighbor from Homer who would go back and forth to Alaska to work on a fishing vessel - brought me back a couple of jars of smoked salmon. Wow. Good food!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 03:01 AM (zhasQ)

292 fatbearweek.org

Apparently voting today was so wild they broke the website. Voting for today's matchup has been extended to tomorrow. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:06 AM (XFD51)

293 Used to work for a fella who had a degree in psychology...would occasionally come up to me and say, "Don, [looks right, looks left], I'm a tricky guy!"

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 03:08 AM (uAMDT)

294 287 We put up I think 24 jars of smoked salmon this year.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 02:57 AM (XFD51)

tcn that is awesome! Do you have a recipe you can share? I love to make cured (not smoked) salmon with Costco fillets, and I've smoked it once or twice, but I don't know how to can it.

Ha who am I kidding? With six kids, I hardly ever even need a tupperware. . . .

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:09 AM (rcENI)

295 I was hiking along the Salmon River on Sunday with my 11yo, and we saw one big fish after another in the water. I'm pretty sure they were Steelhead. I haven't done any fly fishing for 35 years, but maybe I should try it out again. Not like being in Alaska though. . . .

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:10 AM (rcENI)

296 With six kids, I hardly ever even need a tupperware.
_-_
Same here, but only two remaining at home...wife still cooks like we have six...I wonder what color my shoes are....

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 23, 2026 03:15 AM (uAMDT)

297 220 215 Many a Christmas with A/C on.

Posted by: Braenyard

Would feel different being in the Southern Hemisphere, having Christmas in the summer.
Posted by: Backasswards at September 22, 2026 11:58 PM (Fn+3X)

You just need to go to TX. Especially south TX.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 03:31 AM (XUHiS)

298 216
Young stars are sort of like young humans, they throw tantrums and hissy fits occasionally. When a star is first "born", right at lighting up the H fusion and going on the main sequence, think of it as toddler. It throws tantrums of flares and CMEs. Then it gets into the teenaged years, and then into adulthood where it finally settles down.

Young stars spin fast and have larger magnetic fields, which drives the tantrums and outbursts.

The longer the lifetime of a star, the longer the toddler and teenage years gets stretched out. Long life, but longer volatile periods at the beginning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb)

So we can have an H-R Diagram for humans?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 03:32 AM (XUHiS)

299 296 Same here, but only two remaining at home...wife still cooks like we have six...I wonder what color my shoes are....

Ha ha, that is probably me in a few years.

I've been trying to lose weight the last couple years, but so far I've accomplished all of ten pounds.

We got a gym membership recently though. Oregon is helping pay for it because we joined a homeschool charter. You can homeschool without a charter, and there is no annoying bureaucracy, but then you don't recover any of your taxes. Reading the NHJ stories where "bad" NYC schools pay $50k/student, wow. . . . I wish we could recover that amount! IIRC they give us $1500/kid.

Anyway, all my life I thought it was hilarious that people paid money so they could drive the car to a gym to run on a treadmill. But once I tried the sauna, it all made sense. . . .

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:32 AM (rcENI)

300 300

cause, why not.

Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 03:35 AM (dyStT)

301 298 So we can have an H-R Diagram for humans?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 03:32 AM (XUHiS)


Can you explain how we know that a Cepheid's pulse corresponds to its brightness? I've read a few popular accounts of that, but they have always seemed to beg the question.

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:41 AM (rcENI)

302 tcn that is awesome! Do you have a recipe you can share? I love to make cured (not smoked) salmon with Costco fillets, and I've smoked it once or twice, but I don't know how to can it.

Ha who am I kidding? With six kids, I hardly ever even need a tupperware. . . .
Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 03:09 AM (rcENI)

You might as well as a lady her age as ask for her brine recipe.

But it's mostly non-iodized salt, water, soy sauce, garlic, brown sugar, red pepper flakes, and a few other items. Depends on your taste.

Brine for at least 12 hours, and then put the filets on racks to dry, probably for another 12 or so, until they are tacky to the touch.

I leave the smoking to DH, but I think he lets it run for about 4 hours. Lots of alder chips, or probably any kind.

Peel the skin, put it in half-pint jars, run it at 10 lbs pressure for 110 minutes.

You'll be busy for a couple of days, but that time is worth it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:57 AM (XFD51)

303 I have processed up to 36 nice red salmon at a time, and it takes about three days for that much. I wouldn't bother canning for less than probably 12 filets, so 6 fish at least.

I have a big canner, so I can run 32 jars at a time if need be. That's probably about 20 to 24 fish, depending on size.

Would probably do it all faster with a bigger smoker, but I run out of room for drying and all that jazz.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 04:01 AM (XFD51)

304 302 run it at 10 lbs pressure for 110 minutes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:57 AM (XFD51)


Pressure canning. . . . Maybe it is time to level up. If anything did it, it would be salmon.

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:02 AM (rcENI)

305 Long commute and can get in whenever I get there

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:06 AM (Ia/+0)

306 Also . . . 32 jars?? I was really proud of myself when I figured out I could fit a seventh in between the other six. Pints, double stacked? Still. . . .

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:11 AM (rcENI)

307 I'm looking on YouTube for pressure canning videos, and she starts out with Thomas Kuhn's Structure of Scientific Revolutions? Wow, this is more serious than I thought!

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:20 AM (rcENI)

308 Oh oh

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:21 AM (rcENI)

309 I like thinking of an Opus as a lovely bit of music- not computer systems or phones that have ads or that don't work as advertised.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:53 AM (JrHfD)

Cats and Dogs Living Together Cafe

zermattwithspire.jpg
Zermatt, Switzerland

Master Blaster runs Barkertown.

Bull moose chases off any male that comes within 40 yards of his harem.

Puppy trust jump.

Dogs are good eggs.

Cat has so little fear of a good-sized snake that he decides to f*** with it.

Caracal kitten meows like a ray gun.

Watch-Kitten chases off all of the vagrant pigeons moping around the storefront.

If you lie down with dogs you get kisses.

Bat the cat.

A baby goat imprinted on a German shepherd and now acts like a dog.

This may seem cute, but you should know he's trained those parrots to KILL his enemies.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:45 PM




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1
Yay

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (/QHx4)

2 I could have been first but four seasons was.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (MWfyi)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (lSrP2)

4
I checked if the cafe was up and it was. Stroke of luck.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:50 PM (/QHx4)

5
Actually watching a movie. Rented Il Gattopardo, since I enjoyed the book so much. It's remarkably faithful, though I understand the final two chapters are omitted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 07:50 PM (eRlcH)

6 >>>Bull moose chases off any male that comes within 40 yards of his harem.

I don't think that's a moose. It looks more like an elk.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)

7 Bulldog and chihuahua are melting me. They think they're so badass!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (zYpTz)

8 Is that the Matterhorn?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 07:53 PM (l3cgK)

9 I read somewhere that part of the Matterhorn is from African crust...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM (l3cgK)

10 Not a moose. That's an elk. Honestly, Ace, we've been over this.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM (XFD51)

11 The Eiger Sanction comes to mind. Where's Clint?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (QaH55)

12 11 The Eiger Sanction comes to mind. Where's Clint?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (QaH55)

Hey he took in the little dog

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 07:59 PM (/+uur)

13 Alpenglow. Great example of it.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 08:00 PM (Av6i5)

14
Equinox in 5 minutes. Those of you on a N-S line passing about over Louisana will see the sun set dead on the equator. Dead on due west.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 08:00 PM (w6EFb)

15 Fire!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 08:01 PM (rujGJ)

16 I'll climb it if the prize of 50,000 kronkites is still unclaimed

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 08:03 PM (4HoLg)

17 "Bull moose chases off any male that comes within 40 yards"

Those aren't moose. Legs are way too short.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 22, 2026 08:05 PM (w6EFb)

18 T = 00:05:13Z, 8:05:13 PM EDT. We have Equinox, the moment of Crossing. At this moment, the Sun's ecliptic longitude is dead on 180 degrees, and Right Ascension is 12 hours exactly. That's a wrap for Summer 2026, which clocked in at 93 days, 15 hours, and 40 minutes. Astronomical Fall begins.

And, this is a perfect equinox, turns out. The Erf doesn't follow the mean ecliptic of date around the Sun perfectly -- close enough for government work, but the Moon causes a little bobbing up and down and weaving back and forth. All that just happened to zero out this time around

To within 0.1 arcseconds the Sun's ecliptic latitude is 0, and the declination is 0 as well. The center of the Sun is dead on the celestial equator. The last perfect such seasonal alignment was the summer solstice of 2025.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 08:05 PM (w6EFb)

19 I believe that moose video shows Thidwick crossing Lake Winnebango.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:05 PM (XFD51)

20 One of the best side trips I've done while I was on a business trip to Switzerland was a trip to the top of Mt Pilatus in Lucerne. The view of the alps including Eiger from the top of Mt Pilatus is spectacular.

Switzerland really is a beautiful country.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 08:06 PM (viF8m)

21 From Lesbian Bar Finally Relaxed:

"The people running the bar were accused of being ableist -- eugenicist, even -- for relaxing their signature policy in the face of what commenters consider an ongoing pandemic (Greenfield hasn't reported any COVID cases in more than two months)." -- Boston Globe
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:50 PM

12 Eugenicist??? So who wants to tell the lesbians?
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (XZdZ5)


Thank you!!! That was the one part that bothered me the most. I don't even care that the mob is engaged in mass psycho-social abuse of the bar owner. Xe probably hates my people and wants to erase our distinctive faith, culture, and features from the face of the Earth.

But words mean things, and it is not possible to be eugenicist against a bar full of genetic dead ends. If everyone there is a Darwinian failure, you could firebomb the whole venue on a packed Saturday night and not affect the gene pool, which they had already pre-removed themselves from.

I don't care about any of the people involved, who are all horrible and probably deserve worse. But words matter, and I hate to see them abused like that.

Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 08:08 PM (ke3zm)

22 Three dogs to a stick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:08 PM (Cqx++)

23 4
I checked if the cafe was up and it was. Stroke of luck.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:50 PM (/QHx4)

I just kept on hammering the refresh button until ace finally capitulated and posted the Cafe.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 22, 2026 08:09 PM (syz1S)

24 Uh...Elk:

https://shorturl.at/p79NG

Posted by: Mike Hammer, just down slope of Elk Mountain at September 22, 2026 08:09 PM (XeU6L)

25 That looks like the eye on Mount Doom, only less black & red ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic. . . at September 22, 2026 08:10 PM (3ZUWJ)

26 Elk. Not moose. Looks like Yellowstone.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:11 PM (0aYVJ)

27 I dunno, I was getting a bit of a creepy vibe from the bird guy. What does he do when he has a lady friend over? Has that ever been an issue?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (Riz8t)

28 Those are Elk. I have spent enough time at the BPOE bar to know the difference

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (rbvCR)

29 26 Elk. Not moose. Looks like Yellowstone.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:11 PM (0aYVJ)

Well... at least it was not a Lion, or a Shriner...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (mP0Kj)

30 dunno, I was getting a bit of a creepy vibe from the bird guy. What does he do when he has a lady friend over? Has that ever been an issue?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (Riz8t)

Someone was helping him film. Might be a boyfriend.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (KC5Lt)

31 Moose are the ones with big paddle antlers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (0aYVJ)

32 Not a moose. That's an elk. Honestly, Ace, we've been over this.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE VIDEO BELOW IS DEFINITELY A MOOSE.

(Dunno why I decided to do that in the BEN voice, it just seemed right at the moment.)

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (vTZFs)

33 Those are Elk. I have spent enough time at the BPOE bar to know the difference

Huh. I thought they were Shriners at first, but then I noticed the absence of fezzes and little cars.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (Riz8t)

34 If I had a murder of crows I would train them to kill. And steal. Somewhere there's a language barrier here.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (5C90x)

35 Geeze...I thought you guys were talking about the swimmer....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, just down slope of Elk Mountain at September 22, 2026 08:14 PM (XeU6L)

36 Huh. I thought they were Shriners at first, but then I noticed the absence of fezzes and little cars.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (Riz8t)


Those are the Masons, the secret masters of the world. You can tell because they have names like "Curley" and "Melvin"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:16 PM (rbvCR)

37 26 Elk. Not moose. Looks like Yellowstone.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:11 PM (0aYVJ)

Well... at least it was not a Lion, or a Shriner...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 08:12 PM (mP0Kj)

Water Buffalo are best.

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at September 22, 2026 08:17 PM (wVcYX)

38 Does anyone know if those are elk or moose?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m)

39 Odd Fellows

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (Cqx++)

40 One of my cats caught a young rat, and played it to death over about an hour. Later I looked for it and found the back half of the rat because the cat had eaten the head and upper part.
I have little sympathy for rats, but I hope I never get caught by a big cat and "played to death". Leopards and tigers prey on humans.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (rbvCR)

41 11 The Eiger Sanction comes to mind. Where's Clint?
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (QaH55)

Still running after that topless gal. Can't blame him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (wVcYX)

42 ...KAT/DOG livving together? AOC/Boebert -- Incompariable.

As fatuous as AOC to believe that she could ever be a Presidential Candidate she would be REQUIRED by her own party to take a back seat to any candidate especially:
-- OBAMA Botchman/Ozymandais/Rham Emanuel
-- BIDEN RevengeVote/Hunter complete with gryocpter and Mad Hatter Hat and Goggles
-- ctHARRIS -- I could imagine AOC punching ctHARRIS in the face after getting annoyed with her nasel drone and Halloween Horror/Laugh
-- cTHIEL's yet to be disclosed spoiler

LET'S GO BRANDON!
YOU ARE THE STORM UPON WHICH THE LIBS WILL BREAK.


https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bodSYqn67U4
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-whoseExistanceHas
...Humans who lose the capacity to think become creatures whose existance has no value

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 22, 2026 08:20 PM (sx/lg)

43 "Bull moose chases off any male that comes within 40 yards of his harem."

It's a fuqing ELK !!!

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 08:21 PM (oCio0)

44 I forgive you for everything.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 22, 2026 08:21 PM (wxsGM)

45 Whoa, I'm looking at Jeopardy! and guest clue man George Lucas is on. He got rid of that goiter under his beard!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2026 08:22 PM (kpS4V)

46 I have little sympathy for rats, but I hope I never get caught by a big cat and "played to death". Leopards and tigers prey on humans.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 08:19 PM (rbvCR)

Yes, but they can be trained.
--Roy Horn

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 22, 2026 08:22 PM (syz1S)

47 I'm exhausted and took five days away from my project and the constant carrying Ralphy up and down the stairs.

I watched horror movies the other night, put Ralphy on the bed, my friends' cat Snowflake stayed with him licking his ear.

I've been feeding Snowflake and her Mom Starry for my friends. There were storms. I brought in my emergency cat litter box. They're both outdoor cats. Currently downstairs.

I've kept them in last winter. Good cats. Don't damage anything. My friends have a big young family. Outdoor cats. I have a big house and am alone. So they're welcome.

This may be how the crazy starts...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 08:24 PM (Sco7b)

48 Water Buffalo are best.
Posted by: Fred Flintstone
--------
Sea Cows

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 08:26 PM (XeU6L)

49 Ann Elk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)

50 Ann Elk
----

Where?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 22, 2026 08:28 PM (kpS4V)

51 Elke Sommers

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:29 PM (KC5Lt)

52 >>>Does anyone know if those are elk or moose?

Posted by: JackStraw

>Top one elk, bottom one moose. Look at the antlers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 08:31 PM (5C90x)

53 32 Not a moose. That's an elk. Honestly, Ace, we've been over this.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE VIDEO BELOW IS DEFINITELY A MOOSE.

(Dunno why I decided to do that in the BEN voice, it just seemed right at the moment.)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:13 PM (vTZFs)

Stay in yer lane, Roethlisburger.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:31 PM (XFD51)

54 Mother in Missouri put her baby in the oven and cooked her to death. She made a plea deal for 13 years.

WTF?

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)

55 49 Ann Elk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:28 PM (Cqx++)

Maybe more like Arnold Elk. The loud one is a boy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (XFD51)

56 Melk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)

57 54 Mother in Missouri put her baby in the oven and cooked her to death. She made a plea deal for 13 years.

WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)

If ever there were an argument for an eye for an eye....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (XFD51)

58
Striped kitty is coming up on honey badger for shits not given.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (xFfWt)

59
A young Claudia Cardinale as Angelica. Yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (eRlcH)

60 Trump threatens to send Harris to the UN to give a speech and Cackle for hours if they refuse what he wants.....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (liLs2)

61 Melk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)

Elkoose

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:33 PM (KC5Lt)

62 Got the kitchen sink delivered today by Home Depot. So, now we have everything to finish up the house. Looks like we will move in about the third week of October. It has been a long summer living in the trailer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:34 PM (XFD51)

63 I used to have a herd of elk at my house spring and fall on their way to and from winter/summer grounds. They surrounded the house, fifty, perhaps more.

Once the dog had to go out, and I called the vet for advice. She said she had plenty of deer/dog incidents, but never elk/dog. So I let him out.

He was a Bouvier, a herding breed. It was probably the best day of his life. He strutted up and down, saying My Herd. My Herd. The elk didn't care. They lifted their heads and went back to grazing.

After a few hours, one old lady trotted off and the rest followed.

Posted by: Wenda at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (zGeQ7)

64 54 Mother in Missouri put her baby in the oven and cooked her to death. She made a plea deal for 13 years.

WTF?

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)

Those 13 years should be spent in an oven.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (l3cgK)

65 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:34 PM (XFD5

So you've literally done everything but the kitchen sink.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (KC5Lt)

66 56 Melk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)

Got Melk?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 08:36 PM (l3cgK)

67 Saw a lovely cow moose along the road last Thursday. The smart ones stay by the roads this time of year--hunting season. You can't shoot them within some number of yards from a public road, so they are safe there.

Once it snows, probably in a couple of weeks, we will see plenty of moose in the yard. There's one older mama moose who hangs out in our side acre, and then the boys start lining up for her to ignore. But she always has a calf in the spring, so somebody is getting the nookie.

Moose dating.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 08:36 PM (XFD51)

68 Fox News: The Laughing Cow ditches iconic smile and teases cheese shoppers with cryptic message on packaging
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon.
(On package under the somber-faced cow, it says "We Need to Talk")

Bel Brands stressed that the new expression is not a permanent logo or packaging change.

Once consumers learn why the mascot stopped laughing, the company said it is confident she will eventually smile again and the packaging and social media channels will return to the joyful expression shoppers have known for more than a century.


She strangled her calves, didn't she? And once she's found not guilty, she'll go back to laughing and smiling.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:37 PM (XxBX3)

69 Fox News: The Laughing Cow ditches iconic smile and teases cheese shoppers with cryptic message on packaging
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon. (On package under the somber-faced cow, it says "We Need to Talk")


Noooo! The cow is going to come out as a lesbian.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 08:41 PM (Riz8t)

70 >>I used to have a herd of elk at my house spring and fall on their way to and from winter/summer grounds. They surrounded the house, fifty, perhaps more.

When I lived in Maine moose would wander out of the woods into a field behind where I lived. I always knew they were big animals but when you see them in the flesh you realize how enormous there are.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 08:42 PM (viF8m)

71 Fox News: The Laughing Cow ditches iconic smile and teases cheese shoppers with cryptic message on packaging
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon.


Taking bets? Israel. Or Trump.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 08:42 PM (88C+u)

72 (On package under the somber-faced cow, it says "We Need to Talk")

Oh, FFS. Unless it's about cheese, no, no we don't.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:44 PM (vTZFs)

73 64 54 Mother in Missouri put her baby in the oven and cooked her to death. She made a plea deal for 13 years.

WTF?

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)

Those 13 years should be spent in an oven.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 08:35 PM (l3cgK)

I watched 'Terrifier' the other night. People bringing in the corpses asked the coroner how he could deal with all of that.

'I've been doing this for 22 years. After you've seen a baby in a microwave, everything else is old hat"

It's kind of scary when horror movies are behind reality.

Maybe kid's shows tonight.
I miss laughter.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 08:45 PM (Sco7b)

74 Some years ago wife and I were setting up camp in the Bighorns in Wyoming, and we spotted a cow moose and her calf browsing along the nearby creek. immediately I moved us over to the far side of the truck and opened the doors in case we had to dive in. But this mama moose was super chill, and we watched her and the calf casually move upstream.

Still, be prepared. Moose are very unpredictable and dangerous.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

75 54 Mother in Missouri put her baby in the oven and cooked her to death. She made a plea deal for 13 years.
WTF?
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (KC5Lt)


Yanno, when I first read Leviticus 18:21 and stuff around that I thought "this is just some Iron Age hyperbole". Nobody does this shit. Right?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (88C+u)

76 Noooo! The cow is going to come out as a lesbian.
Posted by: Archimedes

We need to talk about:

Dairy's contribution to Global Warming.

The continuing dangers of COVID (cow gets facemask)

Trump's evil tariffs on Canada in response to their reasonable, protective dairy tariffs.

Cow wants to explore pegging with her bull partner.

Posted by: Possible Woke Cow Answers at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (XxBX3)

77 tcn, how is your grandson doing?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (FGA9/)

78 What kind of marketing executive thinks "Hey, we've spent years working to build a successful brand. Let's squander it by talking down to our customers about something they don't need to hear about from us." Because "we need to talk" pretty much always means "I need to talk and you need to listen."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs)

79 Taking bets? Israel. Or Trump.
Posted by: 88C+u

Ah, Israel is a good answer. "How can I laugh and smile while there's a genocide going on?"

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:48 PM (XxBX3)

80

I'll never smile again

https://youtu.be/aZ8COLbG5wA

Posted by: Frowning Cow at September 22, 2026 08:48 PM (Cqx++)

81 74 Some years ago wife and I were setting up camp in the Bighorns in Wyoming, and we spotted a cow moose and her calf browsing along the nearby creek. immediately I moved us over to the far side of the truck and opened the doors in case we had to dive in. But this mama moose was super chill, and we watched her and the calf casually move upstream.

Still, be prepared. Moose are very unpredictable and dangerous.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)
But aren’t they out front telling us the park is closed?

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 08:50 PM (LHPAg)

82 Fox News: The Laughing Cow ditches iconic smile and teases cheese shoppers with cryptic message on packaging
Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon. (On package under the somber-faced cow, it says "We Need to Talk")

Babylon Bee hardest hit.

Seriously. What the fuck?!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)

83 Posted by: Frowning Cow at September 22, 2026 08:48 PM (Cqx++)

Aww, I was hoping it was going to be George Michael.

"I feel so unsure
as I take your leash, and lead you to the pasture"

Posted by: 88C+u at September 22, 2026 08:52 PM (88C+u)

84 Maybe kid's shows tonight.
I miss laughter.
Posted by: Stateless

The stunning and brave Queenfish changed from a boy to the girl she always felt like, and her scales became the most beautiful rainbow hue, and she became the most popular and beloved fish in all the ocean!

Posted by: Modern Kid's Shows at September 22, 2026 08:52 PM (XxBX3)

85 Bel Brands says the somber new look is temporary and the mystery behind the mascot's mood shift will unravel soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 08:50 PM 

After the midterms.
Hopefully the look will stay sad.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 08:54 PM (Sco7b)

86 Wait.

Ace can tell the difference between an evil river otter and a sweet sea otter,

But not an elk and a moose?


Jeepers dude. Get outside.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 08:55 PM (yEz+x)

87 Ace can tell the difference between an evil river otter and a sweet sea otter,

But not an elk and a moose?

Jeepers dude. Get outside.
Posted by: nurse ratched

It's a matter of perspective. The evil otter is always trying to work its way to your 6 o'clock. Neither the moose or elk do that (they don't need to).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:57 PM (XxBX3)

88 But words mean things, and ...

Posted by: SciVo
---

President Trump's speech was magnificent.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 08:59 PM (xHEjv)

89 Damn you, fruit flies! Go drown somewhere else.

There were still a few sips of bourbon in that glass.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (4HoLg)

90 Haven't seen it yet but enterprising news sites should jump on the opportunity of trash shites being banned. They should be queuing up video presentations. If they can't figure it out. There are people ready to help. Give Nick Sotor 5 minutes. Give Tara Bull 2 minutes, Amy Meek 2 minutes.
Whatever, seize the moment.


John Soloman should cut the up talk. I don't listen to up talk.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (xHEjv)

91 Uptalk is evidence of a weak mind.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:05 PM (xHEjv)

92 Ah, Israel is a good answer. "How can I laugh and smile while there's a genocide going on?"

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 08:48 PM (XxBX3)

My new site 'Bet 365' can cover that.
Bet on Israel.
Winning feels great!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 09:06 PM (Sco7b)

93 89 Damn you, fruit flies! Go drown somewhere else.

There were still a few sips of bourbon in that glass.

Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Take a lid, such as one from a tub of dip, fill it with water and in the middle, barely above the surface put a daub of cottage cheese or something like it. Flatten it out so that there is more just below the surface than above.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:09 PM (xHEjv)

94
Uptalk is evidence of a weak mind.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:05 PM (xHEjv)

_________

Ril-ly?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:10 PM (eRlcH)

95 92 Ah, Israel is a good answer. "How can I laugh and smile while there's a genocide going on?"
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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It's according to whom you are killing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:10 PM (xHEjv)

96 Damn you, fruit flies! Go drown somewhere else.

There were still a few sips of bourbon in that glass.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (4HoLg)

Finish it. A teeny bit of protein does not hurt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 09:10 PM (0aYVJ)

97 Woot! I am up and running at home with Starlink!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2026 09:11 PM (uX52y)

98

9 I read somewhere that part of the Matterhorn is from African crust...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM

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The invaders are jacking off on it?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (jt/rW)

99
Woot! I am up and running at home with Starlink!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2026 09:11 PM (uX52y)

___________

You haven't benefited from the $673 billion federal program to bring high-speed internet to rural homes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (eRlcH)

100 My new site 'Bet 365' can cover that.
Bet on Israel.
Winning feels great!

Posted by: Stateless

Maybe the cow is sad because Sydney Sweeney is hot, and did an ad for a sports betting website. But mostly because she's unashamedly hot.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 09:14 PM (XxBX3)

101 The United States has reaffirmed its support for Japan and South Korea, with all three nations stressing their backing for Taiwan and the preservation of a “free and open” Indo-Pacific region.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:16 PM (xHEjv)

102
If uptalk is the sign of a weak mind, what is vocal fry?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:18 PM (eRlcH)

103 SEE THIS?

We Are All CNN: The Free Beacon Will Never Abandon Our Fellow Journalists In Their Time of Need
This is literally how democracy dies
_freebeacon

Ain't never going to click another beak on link.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:19 PM (xHEjv)

104 From Trump to the UN:

- Locked in permanent Greenland security rights that shut out China, Russia, and adversary investment

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:47 PM


I've been thinking about that. Rod Martin's graphic makes it clearer that this was carefully crafted to be a balance of warning and flattery to NATO.

On the one hand, special privileges: non-NATO bases are prohibited, and NATO investments in critical minerals and the like don't suffer a U.S. veto. Look at how much we like you, NATO! Are you not flattered?

On the other hand, a slap to the face: making the agreement perpetual, regardless of whether NATO ends or Greenland gets independence from Denmark. Just taking either possibility into account is undiplomatic, but that's fine; I prefer realpolitik. It's necessary for our interests to be secured, no matter what dehwicate foreign fee-fees are hurt.

Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 09:20 PM (ke3zm)

105 97 Woot! I am up and running at home with Starlink!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That’s pretty cool. Please update on function.
You heading to Peon Command AZ soon?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 09:23 PM (yEz+x)

106 · 2m
New York Is Hemorrhaging Young People To Philadelphia
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EXcellent.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:24 PM (xHEjv)

107 If uptalk is the sign of a weak mind, what is vocal fry?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:18 PM (eRlcH)

Another symptom of the same thing. I knew a chick who did uptalk and vocal fry, with a side of valley girl accent, and passive voice "I feel like..."

Excruciating.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 09:24 PM (0aYVJ)

108 Obviously blacks have proven to be the most reliable Democrat voting block.

Something around 90%.

But that almost uniform voting block is greatly increased when the systematic fraud in the biggest cities is added in.

Blacks in big city machines are not only unapologetic about electoral fraud, but actually, proud.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:26 PM (BeyMP)

109 105 97 Woot! I am up and running at home with Starlink!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We're going to need live action reports.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:26 PM (xHEjv)

110 106 · 2m
New York Is Hemorrhaging Young People To Philadelphia
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EXcellent.

Posted by: Braenyard

Yes...more room for immigrants. The best Americans!

Posted by: Mayor Mamdani at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (XxBX3)

111 >>>I always knew they were big animals but when you see them in the flesh you realize how enormous there are.
~~~~~

I always thought they were like horses with antlers, until I nearly drove underneath one on a Maine highway.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (3ImbR)

112 111 >>>I always knew they were big animals but when you see them in the flesh you realize how enormous there are.
~~~~~

I always thought they were like horses with antlers, until I nearly drove underneath one on a Maine highway.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (3ImbR)

Had that experience with a buffalo named Tiny...a single nostril of his was larger than my fist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 09:32 PM (l3cgK)

113 You haven't benefited from the $673 billion federal program to bring high-speed internet to rural homes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (eRlcH)

Does Canada have that much money?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s)

114
Does Canada have that much money?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 09:32 PM (zZu0s)

_________

There's always money available for "studies", "consultants" and "commissions".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:35 PM (eRlcH)

115 Rumor or fact? Tillamook cheese now carries a certified halal
label?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2026 09:37 PM (UdrMW)

116 Woot! I am up and running at home with Starlink!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We're going to need live action reports.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:26 PM (xHEjv)

Was going to try Starlink until high speed fiber finally became available here.

Would like to hear how Starlink works out.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:38 PM (BeyMP)

117
The Yankees are incredibly inept on defense. Tonight they failed to cover first on a bunt, now a fielder failed to catch a foul ball that stayed in play.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:38 PM (eRlcH)

118 That's a Matterhorn!

Posted by: AMC, honk honk! at September 22, 2026 09:39 PM (R0XxO)

119 118 That's a Matterhorn!

Posted by: AMC, honk honk! at September 22, 2026 09:39 PM (R0XxO)

Is a Matterhorn a Swiss horn? Is it better than a French horn?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 09:47 PM (l3cgK)

120 117
The Yankees are incredibly inept on defense. Tonight they failed to cover first on a bunt, now a fielder failed to catch a foul ball that stayed in play.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:38 PM (eRlcH)

I don't care about sports these days...seems all major league sports is woke, gay, and retarded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 09:49 PM (l3cgK)

121 ...German federal prosecutor’s office recently announced that it indicted seven people for allegedly securing weapons for the Hamas terrorist organization, with the goal of launching terrorist attacks on the second remembrance date of the Oct. 7 massacre in Israel.
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But diversity is your strength.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:50 PM (xHEjv)

122 Rumor or fact? Tillamook cheese now carries a certified halal label?
Posted by: Ben Had
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Fact.

tillamook.com/faq/miscellaneous

Posted by: JQ at September 22, 2026 09:51 PM (rdVOm)

123 Fox News@FoxNews · 52m

...mom killed her newborn by putting her in a hot oven — but was not convicted of murder.

Mariah Thomas will spend 13 years behind bars after pleading guilty to child endangerment resulting in death.
She told family members she mistakenly put the baby in an oven instead of a crib for her nap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (xHEjv)

124 >>But diversity is your strength.

Never ceases to amaze me how many people need to learn the same thing over and over.

You knew I was a snake before you took me in.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (viF8m)

125 From Trump to the UN:

- Locked in permanent Greenland security rights that shut out China, Russia, and adversary investment

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:47 PM

I've been thinking about that. Rod Martin's graphic makes it clearer that this was carefully crafted to be a balance of warning and flattery to NATO.

On the one hand, special privileges: non-NATO bases are prohibited, and NATO investments in critical minerals and the like don't suffer a U.S. veto. Look at how much we like you, NATO! Are you not flattered?

On the other hand, a slap to the face: making the agreement perpetual, regardless of whether NATO ends or Greenland gets independence from Denmark. Just taking either possibility into account is undiplomatic, but that's fine; I prefer realpolitik. It's necessary for our interests to be secured, no matter what dehwicate foreign fee-fees are hurt.
Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 09:20 PM (ke3zm)

I'm afraid Trump will be the last American President that actually puts US interests first.

Given demographic trends I think we're looking at a long line of Democrat presidents starting in the near future.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (BeyMP)

126 One Thanksgiving, I noticed the turkey wrapper (Butterball or NorBest, can't recall) had the halal logo.

So, I coated it with bacon fat instead of butter and we all prayed The Lord's Prayer over it before putting it into the oven.

*Make it haram!!!*

Posted by: JQ at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)

127 I always thought they were like horses with antlers, until I nearly drove underneath one on a Maine highway.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 09:29 PM (3ImbR)

Most dangerous wildlife on the highway, if you live in moose country. If you are in a car, you'll take the legs out from under them and end up with the rest of it through the windshield. My old bosses daughter had that unfortunate experience. She was OK, the car not so much.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 09:55 PM (QaH55)

128 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 09:38 PM (eRlcH)

Their farm system is awful at teaching fundamentals, and their manager might be the worst one in baseball.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 09:56 PM (k5CNB)

129 Tillamook

Are any of your products halal?

The majority of our cheeses are halal certified, and you can check the packaging for a halal certification symbol to know whether they are certified or not.

Our ice cream products are not certified halal. However, all of our ice creams except for Rocky Road are vegetarian and don’t contain any animal-derived ingredients (other than milk and eggs).

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 09:57 PM (xHEjv)

130 New York Is Hemorrhaging Young People To Philadelphia
___

Philadelphia is a hemorrhoid on a hemorrhoid.

New York is an oozing, open sore on a vagrant's filthy perineum.

Don't even ask about Baltimore.

Posted by: Neither 'easter at September 22, 2026 09:57 PM (JMzaM)

131 What are antlers for, anyway?

Posted by: Random PJ at September 22, 2026 09:59 PM (+jscL)

132 Switzerland really is a beautiful country.
Posted by: JackStraw

It's all AI now.

Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun! at September 22, 2026 09:59 PM (Fn+3X)

133 I was at a testing lab one particular time...one of the lab techs was Muslim (he shaved, but didn't eat certain foods). One day for lunch they ordered from a Mexican place. He praised the taste of the carnitas...
"Dude, carnitas are made of pork!"...
The staff later printed him a certificate congratulating him on eating carnitas.
I do miss the easier way people were back in the early 90's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (l3cgK)

134 ...mom killed her newborn by putting her in a hot oven — but was not convicted of murder.
____

If WoMeN wErE iN cHaRgE, tHeRe WoUlD bE nO wArs!!!

Posted by: Land Whales of Worcester at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (JMzaM)

135 130 New York Is Hemorrhaging Young People To Philadelphia
___

Philadelphia is a hemorrhoid on a hemorrhoid.

New York is an oozing, open sore on a vagrant's filthy perineum.

Don't even ask about Baltimore.

Posted by: Neither 'easter at September 22, 2026 09:57 PM (JMzaM)

Is it near the crack of doom?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:01 PM (l3cgK)

136 ONT n00d

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:01 PM (aJQbY)

137 133 I was at a testing lab one particular time...one of the lab techs was Muslim (he shaved, but didn't eat certain foods). One day for lunch they ordered from a Mexican place. He praised the taste of the carnitas...
"Dude, carnitas are made of pork!"...
The staff later printed him a certificate congratulating him on eating carnitas.
I do miss the easier way people were back in the early 90's...
___

Was his name Mohamed Atta? Cuz you might have caused 9/11.

Posted by: Atta Boy at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (JMzaM)

Trump to the UN: S My D and L My Bs


Nick Sortor
@nicksortor


🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just called out the UN globalists for attempting to FORCE mass migration to the west

"With your CEASELESS promotion of mass migration, these globalists are actively DESTROYING the greatest cultures and most extraordinary heritage in all of history."

"They want the worst people to come in from the WORST places on earth and we don't do it anymore."

"There is NO HUMAN RIGHT to illegal immigration, but there is a right to remain a SOVEREIGN NATION."

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump's FULL blockbuster UN speech is getting rave reviews -- where he RAILED against the globalist ICC, called out the persecution of Christians, REFUSED to apologize for America First and more

The whole thing was 10/10! 🔥

TRUMP DID THE FOLLOWING:

- Called out the UN for ignoring Christian persecution worldwide while obsessing over America

- Demanded every ICC member resign immediately from that rogue anti-American tribunal

- Called Communist Cuba a failed state that will fall, then watched officials storm out

- Declared there is no human right to illegal immigration, only the right to stay a sovereign nation

- Scorched UNESCO globalists for pushing mass migration that destroys Western cultures

- Said there is NO global government and there will be NO global taxes while he is president

- Bragged that America cut the UN budget 15% and killed over 4,000 bureaucracy jobs

- Boasted of the most secure border in American history with ZERO illegal aliens admitted

- Declared America is BACK, stronger than ever, and in a GOLDEN AGE after Biden's dark age

- Mic-dropped failed globalist leaders: while others talked peace, he MADE peace

- Vowed Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon and said the Middle East bully is finished

- Teased a huge post-election decision: strike a deal, or annihilate the Islamic Republic

- Exposed Iran as weak and desperate, not strong, and predicted Iranian terror's end

- Slammed cowards and traitors leaking fake "low munitions" claims mid-conflict

- Took a victory lap over capturing Maduro and signing the largest oil deal in history

- Laid down the Donroe Doctrine: no threats get a foothold in the Western Hemisphere

- Refused to apologize for crushing drug cartels, calling them the ISIS of the hemisphere

- Locked in permanent Greenland security rights that shut out China, Russia, and adversary investment

- Renamed Artificial Intelligence to Super Intelligence and vowed America stays #1 over China

Well he didn't coin that. People routinely speak of "AGI" -- "Artificial General Intelligence" -- and "ASI" -- "Artificial Super-Intelligence." Neither one has been achieved yet.

- Closed with a nationalist call to strengthen nations, grow economies, and God bless America

And that's just a non-exhaustive list.

Of course, Trump got the Greenland deal he was angling for. We don't own it, but we will be building bases there.

greenlandagreement.jpg

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:47 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (I43vL)

2 Pretty much the exact wording.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)

4 And we finally have a president that does not bull$hit around. He tells it just like he sees it. A very refreshing change of pace from the normal politician.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (I43vL)

5 I voted for this!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (2WIwB)

6 It would have been kinder if Trump had simply nuked Turtle Bay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (2GVsD)

7 Of course, Trump got the Greenland deal he was angling for. We don't own it, but we will be building bases there.

I suspect that it needs to be ratified by the Senate so it'll probably never happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)

8 I'll have to watch it Sounds like a great barnburner

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (aJQbY)

9 Daaaaang. That's my President!

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 06:51 PM (MWfyi)

10 I suspect that it needs to be ratified by the Senate so it'll probably never happen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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If it is an executive agreement, it does not require ratification, but it could be nullified by a later president. But treaties can also be denounced without Senate approval.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

11 Can we just give President Trump incredibly small nukes and free-use to use them as he sees fit?

Even on NBC, they couldn't make him look bad.
Well the insane people weren't happy but they never are.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)

12 The three Brits and four Germans deployed to Greenland to defend it against a US military invasion can go home now.

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (5rh/l)

13 Say it with me now, Sir....

US out of the UN, UN out of the US.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (3Ope8)

14 To paraphrase: Victorious pelvic thrusts

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (egQ8W)

15 Most European security analysts can pick another job since they were totally wrong on how the Greenland crisis was solved.

Had a lovely conversation with some woman on X. She said that Trump, she called him the Orange Pedo, had said that he was going to invade Greenland. I pointed out that he specifically said that no force would be used. She countered with "you can say things without saying them". I suggested that she was a lunatic, wished her a happy life, and blocked her. Life is too short to have constant saving throws versus insanity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (ExV1e)

16 Some of you aren't wearing masks!!!! STOP RAWDOGGING MY AIR!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, giving the Horde the Stinkeye at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (skR0U)

17 The three Brits and four Germans deployed to Greenland to defend it against a US military invasion can go home now.

First you will need to separate them from the underage Inuit kids.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

18 Seeing that deal, you can see why keeping the US in NATO via the Ukraine war is so important.

Posted by: Accomack at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (GbONR)

19 I suspect that it needs to be ratified by the Senate so it'll probably never happen.
____

Obama set the precedent with the Pallets of Cash Iran Deal, where Senate needs a filibuster proof majority to overturn the treaty. Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (Dv3i1)

20 Pelvic thrust?

You want to do the time warp again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (2GVsD)

21 To paraphrase: Victorious pelvic thrusts
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (egQ8W)


We're doing the Time Warp again?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (ExV1e)

22 The Greenlanders will probably vote for independence, at least the Inuit. The Danes sterilized many Inuit women and the community isn't very happy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (I6R/i)

23 I suspect that it needs to be ratified by the Senate so it'll probably never happen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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If it is an executive agreement, it does not require ratification, but it could be nullified by a later president. But treaties can also be denounced without Senate approval.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM


It is the same thing obama did with the climate "treaty" he signed back during his first term. It's not binding and it can be nullified like you said, but it is a big win for Trump and the country.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (I43vL)

24 If the US is so awful to these posers, why in hell is their UN on American soil? Is it not safe in Europe? Or Africa? Huh. Whodathunkit?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (XFD51)

25
Should have written in Greenland as new U.N. headquarters.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)

26 - Mic-dropped failed globalist leaders: while others talked peace, he MADE peace

- Vowed Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon and said the Middle East bully is finished
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That's just it. The UN resolved that Iran should not have nuclear weapons but has more and more wimped out on that. Trump has made peace, Trump has enforced a safeguard the UN probably only wants to talk about.

That's why it doesn't matter how doctrinaire a conservative Trump is to me. He does stuff.

(I still kinda wish he hadn't started with Iran--unless it was indeed necessary.)

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Fi81e)

27 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 HOLY CRAP! President Trump just called out the UN globalists for attempting to FORCE mass migration to the west

"With your CEASELESS promotion of mass migration, these globalists are actively DESTROYING the greatest cultures and most extraordinary heritage in all of history."

"They want the worst people to come in from the WORST places on earth and we don't do it anymore."

"There is NO HUMAN RIGHT to illegal immigration, but there is a right to remain a SOVEREIGN NATION."

-----------
The "Bitch Slap" heard around the world.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (2Cry5)

28 The Danes sterilized many Inuit women and the community isn't very happy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (I6R/i)

I hadn't heard that. Sounds like genocide to me.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (XFD51)

29 We're doing the Time Warp again?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Only if we leave the UN and kick them out of America

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (egQ8W)

30 I'd like to think he began his speech like this:

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum.

I'm calling out all you sumbitches for being the anti-American scum that you are.

But first--you will blow me."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (FZ29D)

31 10 I suspect that it needs to be ratified by the Senate so it'll probably never happen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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If it is an executive agreement, it does not require ratification, but it could be nullified by a later president. But treaties can also be denounced without Senate approval.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)


The Agreement states it will go into effect after the Danish and Greenland parliaments approve it. I expect the Danish and Greenland leaders signed today knowing their parliaments will approve. We'll see.

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 06:58 PM (5rh/l)

32 Move the UN to Hashima Island.

It is a UNESCO site after all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)

33 This is a defining moment for me and my ongoing Trump evaluation. ( as I do for every President) .

This is Trump's 'Tear Down This Wall' speech.

On that note if you haven't seen the movie Reagan you need to asap. Damn Dennis Quaid was awesome. I wouldn't have guessed how good in a million years.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:58 PM (KC5Lt)

34 Some of you aren't wearing masks!!!! STOP RAWDOGGING MY AIR!!
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, giving the Horde the Stinkeye at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (skR0U)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

35 I suspect that it needs to be ratified by the Senate so it'll probably never happen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (ExV1e)
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Maybe the Senate can approve after Trump's "personal signature"?

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

36 US has veto's on NON NATO Investments is a HUGE deal, I remember watching a NETFLIX show where Denmark and Greenland were letting in a Chinese oil company drill in Greenland and caused a crisis with the US, it was interesting.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (A1UY3)

37 @28 just about. Always thought the Danes prided themselves on being moral people. This episode was real ugly and there are survivors and they hate the Danes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (I6R/i)

38 Sounds like a barnburner! I'll have to watch a recording of it when I get a chance.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (zYpTz)

39
WTH is rawdoging?

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)

40 Now for Trump to pee his name in Greenland's snow and seal the deal.
(That's how it works, right?)

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (egQ8W)

41 Some of you aren't wearing masks!!!! STOP RAWDOGGING MY AIR!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz, giving the Horde the Stinkeye at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (skR0U)
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Being older than dirt, you have had a disproportionate amount of air!

I'm just asking for Air Equity.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (Fi81e)

42 Say it with me now, Sir....

US out of the UN, UN out of the US.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (3Ope

We need to be in it to keep them from doing anything stupid. Kicking them out of NYC would be funny.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

43 Orange Man Rad

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (zdXqn)

44 I still kinda wish he hadn't started with Iran--unless it was indeed necessary.)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (Fi81e

My only problem is I wish he hadn't stopped so soon. It was necessary after kicking the can down the road for 40+ years.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (KC5Lt)

45 A few months we were assured Trump is a crazy person and he will never get a deal with Greenland. Today he got one basically for free.

Congress and particularly the Senate are pathetic but Trump is getting one big win after another.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

46 30 I'd like to think he began his speech like this:

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum.

I'm calling out all you sumbitches for being the anti-American scum that you are.

But first--you will blow me."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:57 PM (FZ29D)

You're paraphrasing but that was pretty much the speech.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (Sco7b)

47 WTH is rawdoging?

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)
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Sex without a condom.

However, progs have started to use it for breathing without a mask and other things.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)

48 By golly, it sounds as though this Trump fellow has the best interests of America at heart...and derivatively,the rest of the nations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

49 The full text of the Greenland Agreement

https://tinyurl.com/2s42nfun

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (5rh/l)

50 The Greenland deal was everything Trump said he wanted.

And that every single expert sneered he'd never get.

And of course John Cornyn whines after, "but did it have to come at the cost of diplomacy?"

Greenland is now a protectorate of the US.
We control the Arctic on both sides of Russia.
We control the Panama Canal, pushing China out.
I think I saw it pointed out, we now control 6 of the 7 major chokepoints in the world.

But sure, Trump is a reckless cowboy that doesn't know what he's doing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (3cUTc)

51 A few months we were assured Trump is a crazy person and he will never get a deal with Greenland. Today he got one basically for free.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)
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TACO hardest hit.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)

52 Thats why I voted for Donald Trump

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (Ia/+0)

53 America: F Yeah.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (CGSFl)

54 Air equity?
I FARRRT in your general direction!

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (egQ8W)

55 >>But first--you will blow me."


He does slice like a hammer.

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (zdXqn)

56 Should have written in Greenland as new U.N. headquarters.

The UN is literally the Tower of Babel—all 39 floors of it.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (PVBkQ)

57 I'm gonna go listen to anime music and build models.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (2GVsD)

58 And Marco mighg be the one I vote for next time

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0)

59 Always thought the Danes prided themselves on being moral people. This episode was real ugly and there are survivors and they hate the Danes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (I6R/i)
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They weren't great Danes.

Plus progressive narcissism covers for a lot of sin. They still see themselves as NOT the type of people who would do that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)

60 >>Thats why I voted for Donald Trump


The Developer in him desperately wants to re-zone that UN Property.

...and the Kelo Decision would make it pretty fucking easy, imo.

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (zdXqn)

61 And of course John Cornyn whines after, "but did it have to come at the cost of diplomacy?"

From Merrium-Webster...

Diplomacy: the art and practice of conducting negotiations between nations.

Fortunately, Cornyn will soon have some free time to devote to learning the meanings of the words he uses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:05 PM (ExV1e)

62 Talarico is now being reported to have said at a private fundraiser in fagtown in Houston, that all the moderate stuff he said on Fox about trannies was not his real position, that what he said before he ran for Senate is what he really believes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:05 PM (3cUTc)

63 14 To paraphrase: Victorious pelvic thrusts
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale

You put your hands on your hips

Posted by: Heirloominati, pulls his knees in tiiight at September 22, 2026 07:06 PM (erhDr)

64 From Bloomberg Was Paying:

38 Because government $$$$ corrupts and the people who seek it are already corrupt.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (N1DT3)

Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt? To what are they referring, or are they just screaming at the sky on this one?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)


As far as I can tell, the claims of Trump admin corruption reside at the intersection of Most Lies Are Projection Street and Nihilists Just Say Things Avenue.

Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 07:06 PM (ke3zm)

65 I think I saw it pointed out, we now control 6 of the 7 major chokepoints in the world.

But sure, Trump is a reckless cowboy that doesn't know what he's doing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (3cUTc)

Hmm.. which is left? Cape Horn? Cape of Good Hope? Singapore and Straits of Malacca? English Channel ?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (uhVAy)

66 My guy. 🎵👏🏻😉

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)

67 Diplomacy: the art and practice of conducting negotiations between nations.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:05 PM (ExV1e)
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Cornyn probably forgot the part that you conduct diplomacy for the benefit of your country, not for diplomacy's sake.

But that seems so gauche.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e)

68 My Dad was in the Air Force, and he would often say that if you messed up bad, you'd end up in "Toolie Greenland."
I always thought that must be pretty bad.

Posted by: argie at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (6lIeU)

69 "(I still kinda wish he hadn't started with Iran--unless it was indeed necessary.)
Posted by: Axeman"

I think it was on his To Do list and he knew two years wasn't going to be enough. After the midterms and whole lot of other stuff is going to get crossed off the list

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (MWfyi)

70 My only problem is I wish he hadn't stopped so soon. It was necessary after kicking the can down the road for 40+ years.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM


We have been dicking around with iran forever. I was there in 87-88 during the tanker wars. It is getting old that every time iran has a fit they close the straits and oil prices spike to $100 a barrel. It's way past time to finish this and that is what Trump is doing.


Plus he is also ramping up domestic oil production along with getting venezuala back in the game of producing oil. They have the absolute largest proven oil reserves in the country and Trump has locked them into a long term contract with the US. We are going to feel the effects of his presidency long after he is gone.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:08 PM (I43vL)

71 "a" whole lot

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:08 PM (MWfyi)

72 "turned it into the GOLDEN Age of America"

or even, the golden ORANGE Age of America.

Great speech against the evil globalists.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 07:08 PM (vbXSk)

73 8 I'll have to watch it Sounds like a great barnburner
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (aJQbY)

Horde mind. I commented before I read the comments.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (zYpTz)

74 We aren't able to refine much of the oil we pull from the ground in America.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (egQ8W)

75 Meh. It's a good recap, but that's it.

A good speech would have been "Surprise! You won't see one thin dime from the United States ever again. We're through with you foreign swine.

When I leave this building, you better pick your sorry asses up and hurry behind me as fast as your legs can carry you after sitting on those sorry asses lo these many years... because Trump Organization demolition crews are pulling this fucker down as soon as my car clears the implosion area, and replacing it with an Americans-only luxury hotel. With or without you inside - the charges are already set.

Go fuck yourselves, and good night."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (8IxOa)

76 Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt? To what are they referring, or are they just screaming at the sky on this one?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)
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Simplest answer: chaff.

You gotta throw the mud to see what sticks. And if nothing sticks, you act indignant that he's TEFLON!

It's almost not FAIR that the mud you throw doesn't STICK to him!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (Fi81e)

77 However, progs have started to use it for breathing without a mask and other things.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:02 PM (Fi81e)

I have heard: 'raw dogging time.'

Just sitting and not doing anything. Just silence. Aka meditation.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

78 The UN is literally the Tower of Babel—all 39 floors of it.
Posted by: Community Notes
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Obligatory link to 'Pride of Man', Lightfoot.
https://shorturl.at/KKYON

Turn around, go back down
Back the way you came
Babylon is laid to waste
Egypt's buried in her shame
Their mighty men are beaten down
The kings are fallen in the ways
Oh God, the pride of man
Broken in the dust again

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (XeU6L)

79 I know FoxNews...

But damn Laura Ingraham is covering this and dropping nukes.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:10 PM (Sco7b)

80 What. I. Voted. For. !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (VyBeY)

81 5 I voted for this!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Me too!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (Q/FnY)

82 >>Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt?


'Corruption' tests well in focus groups. So they use the word corruption in juxtaposition with their adversaries as much as possible.

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (zdXqn)

83 "Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt? To what are they referring, or are they just screaming at the sky on this one?"

Creating crypto coins and selling them. Possibly to lobbyists and foreigners...

His son getting part of his wedding paid for by a Russian.

I do think this is "corruption" but all of DC does this.

Posted by: Harun at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (IuIym)

84 Anyone who is on the dole should not be able to vote.

Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.

Posted by: four seasons
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We used to be hard nosed when we were an upright country.

Britain used to be hard nosed. When they were an upright country they ruled the world.
_take heed

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (xHEjv)

85 My Dad was in the Air Force, and he would often say that if you messed up bad, you'd end up in "Toolie Greenland."
I always thought that must be pretty bad.

Posted by: argie at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM


In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska. They even used that threat in the movie Flight of the Intruder after the two pilots bombed hanoi without permission. I spent 4 years stationed there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (I43vL)

86 I do think this is "corruption" but all of DC does this.
Posted by: Harun at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (IuIym)
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Emulations!!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e)

87 16, LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (VyBeY)

88 The left on X is saying Trump got played and got nothing that was already there. You could show them the above , as some did, and it wouldn't matter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (I6R/i)

89 Netanyahu's turn tomorrow.

Reuters, 'Netanyahu says he will 'tell the truth' on Israel's actions at United Nations'

In part, "JERUSALEM, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Tuesday he would use his speech at the United Nations this week to defend Israel's military actions against ​the Palestinians, while accusing New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani of supporting Hamas.

Netanyahu's ‌comments were in response to remarks by the New York mayor, who told CNN on Monday that Netanyahu was a "war criminal and an architect of a horrific genocide of the Palestinian people."

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)

90 I do think this is "corruption" but all of DC does this.
Posted by: Harun at September 22, 2026 07:12 PM (IuIym)
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Emulations!!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (Fi81e)
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I mean Emollients!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (Fi81e)

91 Laying the smack down

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (vupS9)

92 "(I still kinda wish he hadn't started with Iran--unless it was indeed necessary.)
Posted by: Axeman"

I think it was on his To Do list and he knew two years wasn't going to be enough. After the midterms and whole lot of other stuff is going to get crossed off the list
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:07 PM (MWfyi)

Iran was the primary threat to Israel through Gaza and Hez, the primary destabilizer of Syria, the threat keeping the oil states supporting terrorism tacitly. The sooner the better in dealing with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (uhVAy)

93 I wish they turned the UN into homeless shelter, it would be betterthan have subversive offices

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0)

94 Occasionally he does things that disappoint but he usually course-corrects those. But overall, in both of his terms, he has been the greatest since Reagan for sure, and in some areas probably the best since Coolidge.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:15 PM (aJQbY)

95 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:13 PM (I43vL)

Minot probably not a first choice either. My dad was stationed at Ellsworth but would do temp assignments at Minot. I don't think he enjoyed it.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (KC5Lt)

96 Netanyahu's ‌comments were in response to remarks by the New York mayor, who told CNN on Monday that Netanyahu was a "war criminal and an architect of a horrific genocide of the Palestinian people."
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (NFX2v)
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I only wish it was true.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

97 I need to watch if I have time,

But did he call out islam as an enemy of all free people and that which must be contained to the slave lands and eradicated from the west?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (qrwTk)

98 thanks for the link, Gref

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 07:17 PM (VyBeY)

99 I need to watch if I have time,

But did he call out islam as an enemy of all free people and that which must be contained to the slave lands and eradicated from the west?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (qrwTk)

you deal with traitors first - the globalists.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (uhVAy)

100 "Called Communist Cuba a failed state that will fall, then watched officials storm out"

Did he wave bye? I hope so.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (MWfyi)

101 >>The left on X is saying Trump got played and got nothing that was already there. You could show them the above , as some did, and it wouldn't matter

If spend any time speaking with a leftist it becomes obvious pretty quick they don't actually know anything. Facts are irrelevant to them. They just say what they want to be true and there is nothing you can do or information you can show them that will make them change their minds.

They are like terminators of ignorance.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (viF8m)

102 CNN, Ms Now, and Politico getting booted from the White House puts them out on the sidewalk where they belong with the rest of the communist activists.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (VyD10)

103 But did he call out islam as an enemy of all free people and that which must be contained to the slave lands and eradicated from the west?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:16 PM (qrwTk)

If you read Inbetween the lines he did just that.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (KC5Lt)

104 85 My Dad was in the Air Force, and he would often say that if you messed up bad, you'd end up in "Toolie Greenland".

In tech training, we were told "You'll love it. There's a girl behind every tree".

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 22, 2026 07:18 PM (VtGHd)

105 As far as sucessors go, I kinda like a Vance/Rubio or Rubio/Vance right now, and whoever gets it should do whatever is needed to keep Bessent on.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:19 PM (aJQbY)

106 In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska. They even used that threat in the movie Flight of the Intruder after the two pilots bombed hanoi without permission. I spent 4 years stationed there.
Posted by: Mister Scottotzebue AFS
====

My BIL (USAF Ret) was at Kotzebue AFS for a while.He tells me that it got cold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:19 PM (XeU6L)

107 PDTS calling the ICC a rouge institution, and evil people was a nice slap in Mamdani's face. I haven't seen what that musleman POS has to say about that yet.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 07:20 PM (3Ope8)

108 Ha! I watched him this morning. He didn't hold anything back. USA first was on his mind. He wasn't going to take sh*t from anybody. Same old Trump. And I think it's great News Max was there, doing their job, reporting on the President. While the other media sat around with their thumbs up their ass.

Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 07:21 PM (xJpuh)

109 105 As far as sucessors go, I kinda like a Vance/Rubio or Rubio/Vance right now, and whoever gets it should do whatever is needed to keep Bessent on.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:19 PM (aJQbY)
Me too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 07:21 PM (UYYJi)

110 25
Should have written in Greenland as new U.N. headquarters.
Posted by: Auspex
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This is a great fucking idea.

On a glacier, so every few years the entire building and people rols into the sea and has to be replaced

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:21 PM (jQClT)

111 ***Of course, Trump got the Greenland deal he was angling for. We don't own it, but we will be building bases there.
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Like mamma Kangaroo doesn't own her baby.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (xHEjv)

112 JackStraw

That nor'easter may play havoc with the cubs Red Sox series.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (YZ0Fo)

113 Go fuck yourselves, and good night."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 07:09 PM (8IxOa)
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Gentlemen, I despise you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (RIvkX)

114 Lol. Sorry. Beer, movies and bed. I'm feeling better. God bless all of you who are caregivers. So tiring.

Fox. They have a commercial on with a doctor from the Wellness Company.

Her title " Chief of Emergency and Disaster Medicine"

I'm working on my stuff but I think I need to give myself some sort of kick- ass title myself.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)

115 The amount of years it's going to take Americans to prove to the rest of the world that they can be trusted and respected again grows by the day, every day.

That's never happening again. The convicted felon and his minions have permanently broken all international trust when you consider the fact that the idiotic American voter could and would elect another asshole after 4 years.

The world welcomed Germany back into the fold. It can happen for the US as well.

What the fuck was that rambling verbal shite? Renaming AI? Annihilating Iran? All over the place.

Dementia

I thought the US already annihilated Iran 7 months ago in the war that definitely isn't a war?

This is the most compelling evidence that the US has reached peak power some years ago and now is on the downward trajectory of the power bell curve. Like most empires our best days are behind us and we were only really relevant for just over 100 years.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (XxBX3)

116 If you read Inbetween the lines he did just that.
Posted by: polynikes


I was hoping. will watch this evening.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (jQClT)

117 The left on X is saying Trump got played and got nothing that was already there. You could show them the above , as some did, and it wouldn't matter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 07:14 PM (I6R/i)


As the saying goes, you cannot reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (ExV1e)

118 Read the not-so hidden message in Trump's speech UN, and leave the United States!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (5yDGQ)

119 Base and no rent for it?

Big win if that the casr

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

120 'Rouge Institutions' force their members to wear makeup. Sounds about right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 07:23 PM (zZu0s)

121 Cubs probably need the games. Going to be a long weekend

Posted by: Accomack at September 22, 2026 07:24 PM (/Chlc)

122 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (XxBX3)

Man I despise these American hating retards.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:24 PM (KC5Lt)

123
Sunset here, and T - 40 minutes till Autumnal Equinox. The moment of the Celestial Crossing draws nigh. Sol is about to head south for the winter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (w6EFb)

124 Knowing that the GOP will do everything they can to fk up the midterms I expect PDTs last two years to be constant attacks to keep the left off balance. What will he have to lose? I think he will go for broke.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)

125 First time I almost spit out my diet coke just reading the first line - seriously!

Posted by: Noble9 at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (fzRal)

126 Abdul looks a lot like Eddie Munster.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

127 You won't hear anything good President Trump does from the Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

128 Cubs probably need the games. Going to be a long weekend
Posted by: Accomack

Hoping PCA can get his 2 steals against the marlins tonight-thurs

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (YZ0Fo)

129 The Greenland deal cracks me up because it's so textbook Art of the Deal but the leftists are too blinded by TDS to recognize it.

- Make huge claims or demands
- People go apeshit
- Settle for 80% of what you claimed you wanted, which is what you were actually expecting to begin with
- Your "concessions" make the other party feel like they got a good bargain
- Continue winning

I don't know how he can keep beating people over the head with this basic-ass premise that he literally wrote an entire book about before someone says "Hey maybe we can just read the book he wrote."

LOL

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 07:26 PM (oqH4h)

130 123
Sunset here, and T - 40 minutes till Autumnal Equinox. The moment of the Celestial Crossing draws nigh. Sol is about to head south for the winter.
Posted by: publius

I'm getting angry....Hulk smash!!!!

Posted by: Sundowning Joe Biden at September 22, 2026 07:26 PM (XxBX3)

131 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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One imagines these people walking about the streets, waving their arms while ranting..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 07:27 PM (XeU6L)

132
It would be awesome if everyone who said they hate America were picked up immediately and flown to Iran or another shithole.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:27 PM (/QHx4)

133 I want to line up the Democrat senate candidates, hand Scott Bessent a microphone, and tell him "Go!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:27 PM (RIvkX)

134 The US veto on Greenland is important, but I think that was a major compromise by Trump.

He is well aware that it only takes one obama or biden (or clinton, carter, johnson, kennedy..... or Bush even) to undo that.

US gets a veto as long as adults are in charge. Very precarious.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:28 PM (jQClT)

135 Trump will be in Chicago this week.

President's Cup at Medinah.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:28 PM (KC5Lt)

136 In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska.

My dad spent a year there as a civilian contractor. I kind of got the impression that he liked it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 07:29 PM (vTZFs)

137 One thing I do disagree with him on, it's not Superior Intelligence (it's only superior in collation, at this point). I favor Simulated Intelligence or something like that.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 07:29 PM (aJQbY)

138 >>That nor'easter may play havoc with the cubs Red Sox series.

Sounds likely. Worst of it up here is forecast for Saturday and Sunday.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (viF8m)

139 'Corruption' tests well in focus groups. So they use the word corruption in juxtaposition with their adversaries as much as possible.


82% of Dems say Trump should be impeached FOR WHATEVER so it isn't really a tough sell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (guGkK)

140 In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska. They even used that threat in the movie Flight of the Intruder after the two pilots bombed hanoi without permission. I spent 4 years stationed there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at

I remember well shipping out supplies to the sites, to include Shemya, while stationed in AK. Never sent anything to Adak though. I think the CG had that handled.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (vupS9)

141 124 Knowing that the GOP will do everything they can to fk up the midterms I expect PDTs last two years to be constant attacks to keep the left off balance. What will he have to lose? I think he will go for broke.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi

I think he's been pretty much doing that.

Executive Orders left and right. Random stuff like the Kennedy Center. He's been tossing so much stuff out there, the Dems can't respond to all of it effectively even if they're used to being upset at different things ever hour.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (Sco7b)

142 THIS is what I voted [15 times illegally] for!

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (Av6i5)

143 Like most empires our best days are behind us and we were only really relevant for just over 100 years.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison


As I recall, when Obama said that, he meant it as a good thing.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (vTZFs)

144 In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska.

My dad spent a year there as a civilian contractor. I kind of got the impression that he liked it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 07:29 PM


I stayed there for four years I loved it. The best fishing and hunting you could ever want. Granted it got a bit cold and you were isolated from the entire world while you were there, but it was a good duty station for me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (I43vL)

145 Suspect cafe won't be up for awhile but long commute tomorrow
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

146 Trump probably wanted
- no non-NATO military bases or investments, ever.

Something absolute that could not be undone.

Nixon fucked up big with his "two china" bullshit and then Carter handed the seat to the commies. (more of less.)

Bush fucked up big with temporary MFN for china, and then Clinton made it permanent (more or less)

Trump is very aware of that history -- this is his era and he watched those mistakes in real time.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (jQClT)

147 Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 07:26 PM (oqH4h)

Negotiate when you can. Compromise when you have to.

Trump tweaked that saying to make compromise a win.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:32 PM (KC5Lt)

148 In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska.

We were stationed on Adak for three years in the early 70's.
For a ten year old boy it was heaven.
My dad loved to hunt and fish. There was a lot of that going on.

Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2026 07:33 PM (VMFAF)

149 I stayed there for four years I loved it. The best fishing and hunting you could ever want. Granted it got a bit cold and you were isolated from the entire world while you were there, but it was a good duty station for me.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 07:31 PM (I43vL)

For those of us who live in AK, the isolation is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:33 PM (XFD51)

150 I hope this was the precursor to kicking the UN out of the US.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)

151
Netanyahu's turn tomorrow.

Will there be walkouts?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)

152 Adak also had pretty good military housing, much better than many places on land, because it was pretty much all there was. My dad did so many projects at Adak it was silly. He was always out there and eventually opened an office in Dutch Harbor so he could keep someone out there most of the time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (XFD51)

153 Most European security analysts can pick another job

Learn to Code? I seem to remember that phrase from somewhere...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (mP0Kj)

154 WTH is rawdoging?

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)

Unprotected s*x. I was born in 1970; when i was in high school, we called it going bareback.

Posted by: Nelly at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (6+ehB)

155 Don't look now but the price of oil is below the July peak and $3 from dropping below the August peak.

Dems will still be talking about the price of gas on Election Day even though it'll probably be 50 cents lower than today.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (3cUTc)

156 Sounds likely. Worst of it up here is forecast for Saturday and Sunday.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM

Yup. Weather does not look good this weekend. So of course I have a theater and dinner evening on Saturday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (qnN/4)

157 I remember well shipping out supplies to the sites, to include Shemya, while stationed in AK. Never sent anything to Adak though. I think the CG had that handled.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:30 PM (vupS9)

It was all Navy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:35 PM (XFD51)

158 131 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Posted by: Mike Hammer

Running out of breath because of their N95 masks...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (XxBX3)

159 I queried about a job in Alaska once, the hiring manager was so nice that I got the impression the constant cold and snow forced the locals to learn how to put up with each other and not be assho like me

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (fapp/)

160 Basically 9/11 set the glide path for globalism and the rise of China. Pretty much Bush and the merry band of f***wits.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (JfNRv)

161 "Netanyahu's turn tomorrow.

Will there be walkouts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

I hope that's all. Especially if he calls Islam the death cult it is.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)

162 Will there be walkouts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (Cqx++)

Are the Left mentally ill?

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (KC5Lt)

163 Any deal that any president makes can be change by a subsequent president.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (viF8m)

164 May the Almighty bless, preserve, and protect President Donald J. Trump, the most consequential president of my lifetime.

Posted by: Fritz at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (J7jo9)

165 Time for the UN to relocate out of the US and we need to cut all funding.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (5C90x)

166 Basically 9/11 set the glide path for globalism and the rise of China. Pretty much Bush and the merry band of f***wits.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (JfNRv)

??

The boogeyman again

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (KC5Lt)

167 Google earth has some street views on Adak.
It's pretty neat to see the house we lived in.
Of course they are pretty much all in disrepair now.

Posted by: Bosk at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (VMFAF)

168 158 131 Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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Posted by: Mike Hammer

Unfortunately, half of them are probably university professors.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (zYpTz)

169 Will there be walkouts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Does a bear shit in the woods Does a tranny groom kids in a school?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 07:39 PM (XxBX3)

170 Like most empires our best days are behind us and we were only really relevant for just over 100 years.
--
Which were our best days?

Because they have been sneering for some 10 years now, "America never was great."

And when they're not saying that, they've been pointing out our history is allmslavery and Jim Crow.

So again: What are you pointing to as "best days"

Ha! I lied--IDGAF, die in a fire, faggot. No one cares what you think.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 07:39 PM (3cUTc)

171 Nobody pays attention to Trump. Those people that didn't walk out were playing Candy Crush on their phones.

Posted by: Pawl at September 22, 2026 07:39 PM (MWfyi)

172 Those lesbians love their masks because they nasty. A lot of double- and triple-chins.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

173 Posted by: Paul at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (t0Kk6)

That's more projection for you than your usual projection from gagging on dicks.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:41 PM (KC5Lt)

174 "There is NO HUMAN RIGHT to illegal immigration, but there is a right to remain a SOVEREIGN NATION."

He's right. The Orange Haired Vulgarian is right quite a bit about his message.

But who in the fuck is he talking to ?

Because Asia and South American already know this. Hell ... try working in Canada as an American. You won't do it, without a paid Visa. While Canada imports as many from the Balkans and the Middle East and India and Africa as they can bring in.

You know. Just like everywhere here that the Lutherans and Quakers dominate socially.

This is what I wonder, more than anything, about Trump.

Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:41 PM (yRhol)

175 "Those lesbians love their masks because they nasty. A lot of double- and triple-chins.
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

Probably some male lesbians hiding behind them too.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 07:42 PM (MWfyi)

176 174 Those lesbians love their masks because they nasty. A lot of double- and triple-chins.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Being fit and attractive is fascist!!!

Posted by: Lefty Queerdoes at September 22, 2026 07:42 PM (XxBX3)

177 164 Any deal that any president makes can be change by a subsequent president.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM


I'm so old I remember when the Senate made treaties.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)

178 If the US empire falls, the world will enter a very dark age.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (jQClT)

179 Which were our best days? Because they have been sneering for some 10 years now, "America never was great."

Its a fair question. Many here love them some 50s. Well, anyone born in the 1940 ... to be able to see and appreciate all those cool cars and art deco in the 1950s ?

Have to be 86 right now. None of the vocal voices here are 86.

For anyone alive now ? We've all lived under a government that - at best - went against out economic best interests to win a Cold War.

Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:44 PM (yRhol)

180 I'm so old I remember when the Senate made treaties.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)
=====

*snickers*

Posted by: Checks and Balances at September 22, 2026 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

181 Basically 9/11 set the glide path for globalism and the rise of China. Pretty much Bush and the merry band of f***wits.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (JfNRv)

China was off the leash for about a decade before 9/11. Idiots feeding them tech to make a buck for a couple years.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

182 I'm so old I remember when the Senate made treaties.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)

They ratify treaties presented to them.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)

183 Probably some male lesbians hiding behind them too.

Posted by: fd

Lesbians: Trans women...yeah, we love them and all, I just haven't found one I'm attracted to...

Posted by: Lesbians aren't True Allies at September 22, 2026 07:45 PM (XxBX3)

184 Those lesbians love their masks because they nasty. A lot of double- and triple-chins.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:40 PM (RIvkX)


Lovin' is easier. One strong move and the rippling can last hours.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (ExV1e)

185 159 I queried about a job in Alaska once, the hiring manager was so nice that I got the impression the constant cold and snow forced the locals to learn how to put up with each other and not be assho like me
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 22, 2026 07:36 PM (fapp/)

I don't think you understand how things work up here. Most of us live here for the summers, which are glorious, and while they only last about four months, there is sunlight all day and most of the night. Many of us like the winters, too, since there are lots of places up here to go on a snowmachine, go ice fishing, and really world class skiing, both downhill and cross country.

Plus, salmon, moose, halibut, shrimp, and other hunting and fishing opportunities that fill the freezer.

Folks generally get along, except for the idiot tweakers in Wasilla and the lefty Californicators in Anchorage. The rule about "don't be an asshole and all will be well" usually applies. Do you own thing, don't mess with my thing, and your rights end at the tip of your nose.

People who can't get along usually move to the boonies and stay out of town. Works for everybody.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (XFD51)

186 If the US empire falls, the world will enter a very dark age.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (jQClT)
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No, the world will just be more equitable.

Posted by: Obama, Soros, Open Society, and Globohomo Inc. at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (RIvkX)

187 "Of course, Trump got the Greenland deal he was angling for. We don't own it, but we will be building bases there."

Trump's version of "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (lSrP2)

188 Have to be 86 right now. None of the vocal voices here are 86.

86 47!!!! (Tee hee....I'm such a brave subversive rebel!)

Posted by: James Comey at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (XxBX3)

189 But who in the fuck is he talking to ?

Because Asia and South American already know this. Hell ... try working in Canada as an American. You won't do it, without a paid Visa. While Canada imports as many from the Balkans and the Middle East and India and Africa as they can bring in.

You know. Just like everywhere here that the Lutherans and Quakers dominate socially.

This is what I wonder, more than anything, about Trump.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:41 PM (yRhol)

The Democrats, The EU, and Canada, the UK

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (uhVAy)

190 Hey World, How Does My Ass Taste Now!

Like Elderberries and Stripper Juice!

Enjoy Bitches!

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (6VpiA)

191 I'm so old I remember when the Senate made treaties.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 07:43 PM (2Ez/1)


Fun fact... the Senate has never made treaties.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:47 PM (ExV1e)

192
Cafe

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (/QHx4)

193 The boogeyman again

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:38 PM (KC5Lt)


Yeah, W. Except John Wick was supposed to be the guy you called to kill the boogeyman.

W was just the guy that called 9/11 a war by a religion of peace. Before he gave a away a trillion plus dollars out the door to save Wall Street and failing banks.

W was nothing like John Wick.

Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (yRhol)

194 Lovin' is easier. One strong move and the rippling can last hours.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (ExV1e)
=====

I've seen things, man. Bad things.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (RIvkX)

195 >>>Ace did you believe him when he told you the war would only last 4 to 6 weeks?

Posted by: Paul

>It has never been a war. Congress never declared war. You need to hit the books to learn more.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (5C90x)

196 Scientists have long thought that tau, the protein that forms Alzheimer’s tangles, moves into the wrong parts of neurons as the disease develops. New research suggests the story starts much earlier because tau is actually made there in the first place.

So if neurons make tau
It cannot be blocked

The cost of tau-directed therapies is part of a growing market, which was valued at approximately USD 1,314.50 million in 2026 and is expected to reach around USD 6,534.16 million by 2035

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)

197 92 "(I still kinda wish he hadn't started with Iran--unless it was indeed necessary.)
Posted by: Axeman"
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How many Americans must Iran murder before it's time to start with them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:48 PM (xHEjv)

198 The Europeans are like children. They hate the US for maintaining order but they have very little to offer.

They spent, literally, the last 35 years trying to take down the US. the whole EU project was about taking down US. Kyoto on with global warming was about taking down US. Mass migration (here and there) was same.

DataRepublican has a report (i have not read) about EU funding US antifa. Everything they do is to take down USA. They decided to stop fighting each other for a bit, and unite to fight the USA. This goes back to the anti-nuke protests from the 70s and 80s. All those people identify USA as their enemy just like a 13yo thinks their parents are the problem

And they elevated that midget weasel up in canada and they hold him high because he fights the USA. What do they do if they win? China will chew them up and shit them out like feral cat hot pot.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (jQClT)

199 =====

Gentlemen, I despise you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Bravo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (xHEjv)

200 DataRepublican has a report (i have not read) about EU funding US antifa. Everything they do is to take down USA.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (jQClT)

They did a little thru Soros, but Soros did it using mostly our own money through the Democrats and USAID. The EU is to cheap to spend their own money.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:51 PM (uhVAy)

201 It's never been more obvious that the world is made up of 90% sheep and 5% wolves and 5% sheep dogs. And the sheep can't tell the difference between the wolves and sheepdogs.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (KC5Lt)

202 >It has never been a war. Congress never declared war. You need to hit the books to learn more.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Just like Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan...

Posted by: Military Vets at September 22, 2026 07:52 PM (XxBX3)

203 It's never been more obvious that the world is made up of 90% sheep and 5% wolves and 5% sheep dogs. And the sheep can't tell the difference between the wolves and sheepdogs.

And half the sheep dogs put bumper stickers on their cars that say "back the wolves".

Poly ... you are not a sheep dog. You're a loud fool.

Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 07:53 PM (yRhol)

204 "In the Navy we said if you screwed up bad you would wind up stationed at Adak Alaska."

in an earlier WW2 time, one of my uncles went to Alaska, mostly by choice, Army I think. He spent some time working a potato field, skiing, ice skating ... did not see direct action. My Dad was a Hawaii PBY mechanic (petty officer first class iirc) and of three other uncles, one saw a little real duty (don't know details) in South Pacific, but made it to Hawaii for my parent's wedding right after the war. Another heard some gunshots in Europe, but no direct action. We were pretty lucky, I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 07:54 PM (vbXSk)

205 someone needs to make electric cars with the Citroen double bevel gears so they don't sound like can openers when they drive slow on my street.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:55 PM (jQClT)

206 And they elevated that midget weasel up in canada and they hold him high because he fights the USA. What do they do if they win? China will chew them up and shit them out like feral cat hot pot.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 07:49 PM (jQClT)

We won't let China do that regardless. The Canada op is so stupid, like a dope staring at a RISK board instead of living in the real world. We will just throttle them nicely, or throttle the EU with them. "Associate EU Member" what a laugh.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (uhVAy)

207 We won't let China do that regardless. The Canada op is so stupid, like a dope staring at a RISK board instead of living in the real world. We will just throttle them nicely, or throttle the EU with them. "Associate EU Member" what a laugh.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 07:56 PM (uhVAy)

PM Carney, et al: “We will not surrender our sovereignty to the evil USA!!!”

Also PM Carney et al: “Hey EU, want our sovereignty?”

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 07:58 PM (vupS9)

208 in an earlier WW2 time, one of my uncles went to Alaska, mostly by choice, Army I think. He spent some time working a potato field, skiing, ice skating ... did not see direct action. My Dad was a Hawaii PBY mechanic (petty officer first class iirc) and of three other uncles, one saw a little real duty (don't know details) in South Pacific, but made it to Hawaii for my parent's wedding right after the war. Another heard some gunshots in Europe, but no direct action. We were pretty lucky, I guess.
Posted by: illiniwek


My [[unspecified male relative] had the opposite experience: Fought Rommel with Patton in North Africa, invaded Sicily, injured at Monte Cassino, occupied Rome, R&R in England, then oops crossed the channel in the second wave at D-Day, liberated towns in northern France, rolled into Berlin. Got the whole shebang.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 07:58 PM (Av6i5)

209 Paul: rainmandodo's smarter older brother?

Posted by: Inquiring mind at September 22, 2026 07:59 PM (XeU6L)

210
No, the world will just be more equitable.
Posted by: Obama, Soros, Open Society, and Globohomo Inc.


By hatchet, ax and saw.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)

211 About 16 million served in WW II ... out of a total population of about 125 million give or take.

I'll call it. A whole lot of old geysers lied to their grand-kids about what they did in the Big One. They worked in a factory.

Same as the Gulf War. Same as certain dudes that wanted to talk about what they did in 'Nam.

Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 08:04 PM (yRhol)

212 Trump is so F**king mean and uses F**king bad language which proves he is a SOB !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 08:29 PM (liLs2)

213 Trump threatens to send Harris to the UN to give a speech and cackle for hours if they refuse what he wants.....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 22, 2026 08:30 PM (liLs2)

214 I'll call it. A whole lot of old geysers lied to their grand-kids about what they did in the Big One. They worked in a factory.

Same as the Gulf War. Same as certain dudes that wanted to talk about what they did in 'Nam.
Posted by: Hello Again at September 22, 2026 08:04 PM (yRhol)

The World war two guys were the least likely to lie about their experiences.

Those dudes just didn't do that.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 08:34 PM (BeyMP)

215 "My [[unspecified male relative] had the opposite experience: Fought Rommel with Patton in North Africa, invaded Sicily, injured at Monte Cassino, occupied Rome, R&R in England, then oops crossed the channel in the second wave at D-Day, liberated towns in northern France, rolled into Berlin. Got the whole shebang.
Posted by: zombie

One of my Mom's (local) first cousins was in Battle of the Bulge (and survived), according to my sister. I was thinking he was storming the beaches on D-Day, but memory is strange on post-dated second hand info, I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 08:51 PM (vbXSk)

216 Obviously, war veterans have lied about their experiences throughout time.

This is something that we have to remember every time we are asked to remember our veterans.

Not every story about our veterans is a story of glory.

That would be too simplified.

But, at the end of the day, the American soldier is probably on net, the most force for good on record.

Which, in a round about way, is another way of saying that the descendants of African slaves; ie today's African Americans have benefited greatly from having been brought here.

Which is something that no-one today wants to acknowledge.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (BeyMP)

217 The race grievance industry that keeps blacks on the Democrat plantation voting 90% will never stop until independent black voices emerge to lead an exodus.

Blacks have sadly to this point proven unwilling to think independently.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:13 PM (BeyMP)

218 the descendants of African slaves; ie today's African Americans have benefited greatly from having been brought here.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 09:04 PM (BeyMP)


Are you suggesting that the typical African in Africa doesn't lead a wonderful life in comparison to the bottom 5% of American blacks?

I'm shocked!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 09:54 PM (k5CNB)

219 And this is why we LOVE the guy!

Posted by: Tracy at September 22, 2026 11:37 PM (axHFI)

Five Years After Covid, a Lesbian Bar Finally Relaxed Its Covid Mask Policy, Which Required Wearing a KN-95 Mask at All Times.
The Backlash Is, Get This, Unhinged.

Five years after covid.

Five years after covid.

I just want to make it clear that this is five years after covid.

Five years after covid, and they're still shrieking and shrilling over a bar relaxing a requirement to wear KN-95 masks.

Not banning the masks. Just not requiring them. Now, they're only suggested.

Oh -- and the requirement is only relaxed one night per week. On Saturday.

All other days of the week -- mask up. Covid will kill you.

Five years later, and the left-wing lesbian Karens are having a meltdown.


A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose.

The August 31 Instagram post from Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue, a lesbian bar in Greenfield, was upbeat, teasing a new DJ lineup and a volunteer meetup. But partway down the rainbow-hued post labeled "UPDATES!" was a sentence that would splinter the queer community in this small Pioneer Valley city and beyond.


"It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday nights as mask optional," wrote Last Ditch.

Previously, patrons were required to wear a well-fitted KN-95 mask "or better" at all times.

The new policy was not received with love.

"Just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with," wrote one commenter.

"people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience," posted another.

This is almost as spicy as the Intercepted Reddit Messages.


"I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists [sic]," wrote a third.


The thread grew to 442 comments, some supportive, but many furious.

Leftists furious about something they think they're "owed" but aren't getting?!

This. Changes. Everything.

The people running the bar were accused of being ableist -- eugenicist, even -- for relaxing their signature policy in the face of what commenters consider an ongoing pandemic (Greenfield hasn't reported any COVID cases in more than two months).

Two days later, Last Ditch posted an apology. "We are sorry for our passive and dismissive tone of our change to the norms and schedule impacting the most intersectional of us," management wrote on Instagram. "We understand everyone faces different intersections and we are always working to consider all needs fully."

Now, you're not going to believe this, but it turns out that apologizing to an SJW does not appease them, but encourages them to become even more shrill and hateful in demanding further concessions.


Instead of defusing the situation, the apology seemed to make things worse. The bar had erred: it posted an Instagram card without providing alt-text for the visually impaired. This set off a fresh round of accusations of ableism.

"This is not an accessible post," wrote one user. "It indicates the lack of care or interest in Disability intersectionality."

...

Quaint, crunchy Greenfield (population 17,700) isn't a bad place for a COVID-cautious lesbian bar in 2026, all things considered. Rainbow flags deck store windows downtown. On a recent weekend, a community theater was advertising a workshop for masked performers, down the street from a bookstore with a "medical masks required" sign in the window. Men in ponytails and N-95s were ordering hibiscus tea from the coffee shop off the main square.

Greenfield is close, both physically and spiritually, to Northampton, sometimes referred to as "Lesbianville, U.S.A." In the Pioneer Valley, "every bar is a lesbian bar," a friend who lives there told me.

Nevertheless, Last Ditch, which opened last year as a bar for "dykes, transsexuals, gender freaks, workers, and their friends," is struggling.

...

"Our mission is to create systems of care and action and aid," says Jackie Matellian, one of the founders.

When it first opened, Last Ditch did fairly well. Customers fondly remember a raucous opening night with a (clothed) simulation of a lesbian sex act -- masks in place -- on the dance floor.

How dare Sydney Sweeney sexualize women.

But over time, foot traffic to the bar slowed. More and more visitors said they didn't have the cover fee; the bar let them in anyway. The owners fell behind on bills and couldn't pay themselves or the people who worked there. So, after consulting with the Massachusetts LGBT Chamber of Commerce, they came up with a plan to bend one of their rules -- and hopefully attract more customers.

...

One of Last Ditch's most vocal critics, the head of another queer COVID-conscious collective in Western Massachusetts, a performer and artist who goes by Soe Noire, has been posting complaints about Last Ditch for days. Now, Noire joins the meeting on Zoom. He and other critics begin to flood the Zoom chat with irate messages, which are dutifully read aloud to the group.

"He"? Is this a trans "man" by any chance?

"Noire" is the feminine form of "Noir." Does "he" know that?

...

When it comes time for one of the mediators, a licensed therapist, to speak, she takes a conciliatory tone.

"I love that you are here online," she says. But "these platforms alienate us from each other. I'm talking about social media." She asks whether participants can try to remove themselves from "places of righteousness."

"I would love to get to a place where we all know each other's face, where we all know each other's name," she continues.

"It's messed up that the mediator is dismissing those attending virtually. That's not accessibility," someone responds in the chat.<

"A lot of people are calling for an acknowledgment of harm and I'm hearing a WHITE therapist ... center[ing] the feelings of a majority white and white adjacent staff," writes Noire, who is Black.

No shit really?

The owner tried to femsplain that she was losing money and deeply in debt and felt she had to do something to increase patronage -- or matronage -- or else she'd have to close it down.

Showing weakness to an SJW is never a good move.


"I never really wanted to do this," Matellian says, beginning to cry under her mask. "I don't think I'm doing a very good job."

Matellian tells the group her credit score is trashed. For six months, she lived in her truck because she was pouring money into the bar. She is working four different jobs. She is responsible for paying off the $50,000 loan the three took out to launch the business.

The online critics are unmoved. "[Y]ou chose to use your time to spill tears and center your feelings," Noire posts in the chat. "This is incredibly racist and deflecting behavior."
...

Last Ditch's landlord wants $3,900 in back rent by Monday.

Noire spends the hours after the meeting posting furious Instagram stories about Matellian and Last Ditch. Matellian (who uses she/they pronouns) had been shedding "WHITE THEY THEM TEARS," he writes. The bar was not "a safe environment nor interested in revolutionary praxis."

Oh, a business is not primarily a vehicle for revolutionary communist praxis?

Praxis is a bullshit term that just means "practice" -- there is theory, and then there is praxis, putting theory into practice. Stupid uneducated communists use an obscure Latin word that means "practice" to make their stupid ideas sound smart.

Why not just say "practice"? Because that wouldn't sound -- how many quotation marks do I have to use to express my sneering revulsion -- " " " " " " smart " " " " " " like "praxis" does.

Now we delve into the mystery of Noire's many-layered sexual identity, and it's as fake and gay and stupid as you were expecting.


I reach Noire, who identifies as a gender-expansive lesbian and uses he/him pronouns, by Zoom a few days later. I ask whether he has any sympathy for those running Last Ditch, given the profound financial strain they are under. "No," he replies. (Noire asked to be referred to by his stage name because he says he has been stalked and fears for his safety.) "I'm not going to give grace" when someone is "spreading rhetoric that can and will get people hurt," he says, referring to the fact that the bar's account had "liked" a few comments supporting the relaxed rule.

Noire, who lives about 50 minutes south of Greenfield, estimates he has visited the bar seven or eight times. But he won't return unless there is new leadership. "You can't repair a house that's on fire," he says.

"He's" been there eight fucking times and "he" acts like he owns the place.


I remember a comment on Last Ditch's original announcement, after the pile-on had begun: @scream_guy_wazzzuuuuuuup asked, "i'm sorry, all 400 of these crazy people live in GREENFIELD MASSACHUSETTS????"

I ask whether the people behind the angriest posts have genuine connections to the bar -- are they real customers?

Young and Matellian say yes, they know many of the detractors.

"There are people that are close to us and love us who are really disappointed in our decision, and that is completely understandable," says Young, who says her sister is one of the vocal critics online. "Like, it's so understandable why they feel hurt by the way we did it and the fact that we did it."

"They have passion for the space," Matellian adds.

Just one more glimpse of the seething hormonal insanity:



Just after midnight, one patron is left at the bar, a regular who works at the Mexican restaurant next door. She wonders aloud about holding a Lady Gaga themed night, but Mixxy demurs. "Gaga is canceled," she says. "Gaga is Zionist."

The Boston Globe ran a graphic showing some of the unhinged comments:

lesbianbarcovidmaskmeltdown.png

Here are some of them. Different messages are separated by line breaks.

the lack of masks in spaces literally kills people & stops disabled people from participating in society.

I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists

Like was this deliberately written to be alienating, rude, and ableist??

enjoy contributing to national covid spikes and potentially catching covid on mask optional nights then

just say you don't want to be around queer disabled people and be done with it. 🙏🏼

I love the use of "prayer hands" in a hateful message.


YOU'VE just decided that disabled peoples lives are debatable. And that's fine, it's pretty typical of white leftists.

It feels wildly insensitive and dismissive

Being in community requires tolerating discomfort. The cost of not masking for many is lifelong disability via long covid

Oh, she's on disability. You and I are paying for her to sit on her couch and scream hate into the internet every day.


seeing these people whine about masks being a little inconvenient for them is INFURIATING.

how could we consider you "community" if you act in a way that is killing us.

if youre only concerned with protecting yourself at the cost of DEATH for others, you are no better than a fascist.

What is truly being WILD is announcing a change of this magnitude in a cavalier, callous fashion.

if you spread diseases that disable and kill, you do not "love me".

Does COVlD not disable people on Saturday nights? Very confused by the disregard for community care

A venue wouldn't run a "hatred and discrimination night" to ensure that prejudiced people have a night where they feel included. Inclusivity is about setting basic standards for human dignitity.

people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience.
if this were the AIDS epidemic, youd be on the side of people who were against prophylactics and who believed AIDS patients should be hidden from the public, left to die alone.

shut up, ablism apologist. Gods, I'd bet money you are even more horrible to black queer people if you can't even sit your ability privileged ass down and listen to disabled queers.

As others have shared, my family is also withdrawing financial support due to the decision and its truly heartless presentation to the community. It's not too late to reverse this decision and apologize

If u wanna pander to capitalism and white supremacy go right ahead, you wouldn't be the first white and white adjacent people in history to do so.

How performative and grotesque.

Classic white and white aligned people and their "nice" culture it's so backhanded!!!
spreading deadly and disabling disease IS violent and YOU should educate YOURself.

just bc the vast majority of humans in this society don't care about killing or disabling others, that doesn't make it okay

Not having a mask requirement on Saturdays IS going to spread disease, it IS going to cause re infection, and trans and black folks (who are high risk to long Covid and complications) CAN and WILL die from this.

What a complete joke. Of course you and LD think it's "silly" because black and disabled peoples collective health are disposable to yall.

I'm seeing a lot of "deserving" talk here. A lot of entitlement.


The "with love" also lands really hollow since it's followed by a "but we decided to not care about protecting you on Saturdays". Shameful misalignment of values to praxis, and disappointing to see.


"anti-profit" bar but they cater to capital within a year lol


some people cannot afford to get sick. These people deserve to have a space that is safe for them to socialize because they cannot go anywhere else.

i am hurt and upset by your glib and flippant attitude around it ESPECIALLY given your entire mission and foundation was based on creating a masked space for the immunocompromised community

Just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with

i will continue to navigate feeling excluded by a large portion of the wmass queer community as i have been for many years now


disabled folks don't have other spaces we can frequent, largely because of people like you who've accepted the culture of ableism and don't want to mask to keep their communities safe.

Everyone is at risk of Long COVID. Everyone can and will experience multiply disabling impacts from repeat infections

masking isn't just for disabled folks. everyone is at risk. masking is community care. this establishment, apparently, is not

what a massive bummer.

Yikes on bikes.

Yikes on bikes indeed.

Communists, mentally-ill dregs, and bitter entitled invalids on disability are not the kind of customer base that results in a prosperous business.

Meanwhile: Why are people turning on the "queer community"? I can't figure it out.

Usually ugly bullies and nasty mentally-ill people are so popular and beloved!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:50 PM




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1 How ugly are these lesbians that removing the mask is the end of the world?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

2 Wow. And I skimmed the piece. I'll let the others know.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

4 "I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists [sic]," wrote a third

Who in their right mind would take her out on a Saturday night?

She’s a Tuesday night date at best.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)

5 >>>1 How ugly are these lesbians that removing the mask is the end of the world?

Pornographers really deceived me about the general desirability of lesbians.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:54 PM (1wjle)

6 I was promised nude lesbians.
Where are the nude lesbians?

Posted by: Flaccid and disappointed at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (2Ez/1)

7 Willowed but appropriate

164 149
I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.

Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.

I sometimes think our country has been pussified.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4

Stoicism. You realise what you can control and what you can't. We can only control our reactions.

Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)

8 They seem nice.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (skR0U)

9 "I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans"

There needs to be a place to send these mentally ill people.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (MWfyi)

10 Five years after covid, and they're still shrieking and shrilling over a bar relaxing a requirement to wear KN-95 masks.

Too long; couldn't find the tag. Any hints where it is?

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (yr56r)

11 sarc tag, that is.

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (yr56r)

12 Eugenicist??? So who wants to tell the lesbians?

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (XZdZ5)

13 Masks were always a spiritual fetish for these people. Most humans crave religion and masks gave leftists all the trapping of religion without any moral requirements.
Masks show their devotion to the belief system and display their virtue at the same time. Masks also give them an opportunity to judge others and to force them to conform. All without having to actually do anything virtuous, helpful, kind or even useful.

All the hallmarks of a horrible, horrible religion.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (0MjtC)

14 -
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How ugly are these lesbians that removing the mask is the end of the world?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM

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Dang it. I wanted to say that.

Posted by: irright at September 22, 2026 05:58 PM (J6uC4)

15 They were never human.

Posted by: squared straight at September 22, 2026 05:58 PM (ehY6c)

16 When it first opened, Last Ditch did fairly well. Customers fondly remember a raucous opening night with a (clothed) simulation of a lesbian sex act -- masks in place -- on the dance floor.


Yeesh, sorry I missed that. I imagine the plaid was really flying.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 05:58 PM (guGkK)

17 >>>Masks were always a spiritual fetish for these people. Most humans crave religion and masks gave leftists all the trapping of religion without any moral requirements.

yes. It's a face-yarmulke.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)

18 Imagine what it's like inside that bar. Scary, huh?

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (MWfyi)

19 Huh. So masks were incorporated into the lesbian culture.

What is the deal with gay people and anonymous sex, ace?

I prefer to look the gal in the eyes and wonder 'what the hell is she thinking?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

20 Hold up everyone, I'm still reading the bottom of the last thread.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (qrwTk)

21 So many lezbeans.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (UjdFS)

22 yes. It's a face-yarmulke.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)

Heh.

Ok. *golfclap*.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s)

23 Regards the last video about the coffee caterer.
The bride's dad wasn't "homophobic."

He was homodigustic.

Posted by: Homodigustic adjacent at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (2Ez/1)

24 A Keppie Kippah.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (skR0U)

25 So many lezbeans.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:00 PM (UjdFS)

Often Lesbeens, ykwis?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

26 So if one masked lesbian picks up another masked lesbian for a little midnight romp I don't see how anybody gets any satisfaction.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW)

27 I can read all of those comments.
It’s way too much.

It’s like being the only man in a sorority house the moment all of their periods synced.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (6ydKt)

28 Just put on the hijab and be done with it, gals.

Mooooo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (guGkK)

29 yes. It's a face-yarmulke.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 05:59 PM (1wjle)

Except most of the joy comes from making other people wear them. It's a face burka.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (XZdZ5)

30 Somewhat related, I'm in Saint Paul in my local coffee shop & I see someone walk by in a DSA jacket. She's wearing a mask. I haven't seen anyone there in a mask all year.

Posted by: Dave at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (sbsMc)

31 1 How ugly are these lesbians that removing the mask is the end of the world?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)
________________________

I know you meant that as a joke, but it would not surprise me in the least if that wasn't one of the primary reasons for their opposition. Only, they can't admit it. Combine that with the necessity of being a victim, and it's not unbelievable.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (dIske)

32 >>>What is the deal with gay people and anonymous sex, ace?

You'll get no judgments from me.

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, Erotic Traveler at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (1wjle)

33 I have a controversial theory that these people are batshit crazy.

Posted by: SamIam at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (wlfXV)

34 Unless you're wearing a level 4 MOPP suit, a paper mask ain't doing sh*t.

There has to be some sort of kink club for MOPP suits.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (XV/Pl)

35 N95 masks are useless against cooties.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (4NO2D)

36 Ladies I would like to introduce you to Abdul, Mohammed, Muhammad, Mustafa, Saddam, Osama and Muktar. They will help you with you're problems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (I6R/i)

37 You'll get no judgments from me.
Posted by: Dennis Reynolds, Erotic Traveler at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (1wjle)
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How'd that adventure with the gloryhole work out for ya, slick?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (FZ29D)

38 >She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away.
____

That X post is overblown. She had a bag to carry stuff that was rainbow color striped and the father of the bride asked her to put it away, he didn't want any QWERTY stuff at the wedding. According to her, she complied and did the job she was paid to do, but was upset enough to post about it. She's bisexual by the way, no Lezbo uggo, assuming she's the brunette in the vid. The blonde doesn't need a mask either, could be her. Vid cuts out before they started making out.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (Dv3i1)

39 "Masks show their devotion to the belief system and display their virtue at the same time. Masks also give them an opportunity to judge others and to force them to conform."

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM


So kinda like wearing an AIDS ribbon?

https://youtu.be/tuafhcg843c

Posted by: Kramer at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (2Ez/1)

40 The bar should go the other way:

"All patrons must wear a Level A Hazmat suit or be denied entry. Replacement air tanks will not be available, so make sure your SCBAs are topped up before going down Ladies. No exceptions."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (iPutg)

41 I was half expecting a Taylor Lorenz mention somewhere in this post.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (XvL8K)

42 "just say you don't want to be around queer disabled people and be done with it."

Ok. I don't want to be around any queer people. I am completely done with it.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 06:04 PM (MWfyi)

43 I'll admit, "listening to disabled queers" does not sound like an enjoyable experience.

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (kh7pW)

44 Ya know, it's pretty hard to drink when you are wearing a mask.

Perhaps that could be contributing to going broke.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (viF8m)

45 >>>41 I was half expecting a Taylor Lorenz mention somewhere in this post.

ah I should have checked. I'm sure she'll weigh in.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (1wjle)

46 Suddenly Rex turned to Rover in horror ... "We're in a hay bar!"

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (4NO2D)

47 I would think a KN-95 mask would get in the way of some things.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 06:06 PM (LHPAg)

48 Dids Presdent obina goes too that UN place to tell everyone he be lying abouts Iran.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 22, 2026 06:06 PM (xkxJM)

49 Back when, I had a fag lib asshole coworker tell me to Mask Up.

Needless to say I did not Mask Up.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (XZdZ5)

50 I want to go in the bar and order a glass of water.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (5C90x)

51 >>>47 I would think a KN-95 mask would get in the way of some things.

it's like a dental dam isn't it?

BTW I heard a comic asking, "Has anyone ever actually used a dental dam?"

It's a good question. We all heard endlessly about them during the AIDS outbreak but did they ever get used? Or are they strictly notional?

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (1wjle)

52 I would think a KN-95 mask would get in the way of some things.
Posted by: Eromero

Just poke a hole in it for the straw. Homemade macrame masks are also an option.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (iPutg)

53 Yikes on bikes.

Does that have some particular meaning in that sub-culture or is just like Sylvester's "thuffering thuchotash!"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (vTZFs)

54 how do you drink while wearing a face-burka?

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (1wjle)

55 I want to go in the bar and order a glass of water.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (5C90x)
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This guy gets it!

Posted by: Gary King at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (FZ29D)

56 But over time, foot traffic to the bar slowed. More and more visitors said they didn't have the cover fee; the bar let them in anyway

What kind of POS do you have to be to not support the bar that supports you? I'll bet they brought their own lesbian chardonnay from home too.

So not just lesbians, but cheap-ass lesbians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)

57 What is the deal with gay people and anonymous sex, ace?
.......

and public restrooms. It's almost as if they only want the dirty, dirty sex.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (UjdFS)

58 I would say that this is obviously fake,because nobody is this fucking strange and stupid.

But....I went to a wedding in this area, and some of the attendees were as strange as some of the people in the post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (k5CNB)

59 Trump tells Truth to UN and stands up for Western Civilization -
https://tinyurl.com/5n6u76vp

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (Dv3i1)

60
What can we do to fight all the evil shit happening.

Unfortunately to me I think if we the right people speak up we will be doxxed and our lives will be destroyed.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)

61 I want to go in the bar and order a glass of water.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM


As in Tijuana, don't drink the water.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (4NO2D)

62 How many if these women are also in the Clancy Cult?
95 - 99%?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (6ydKt)

63 I read it wasn't the couple that asked the caterer to put away their gay pride gear, it was a parent of the bride or groom.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (mkw2N)

64 A few 20 some year old actresses I like and follow on Instagram are lesbians.

There's a ton of red flags there but they never post anything political. EVER. Just very pretty girls making a living.

After seeing this, I like them more.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b)

65 and public restrooms. It's almost as if they only want the dirty, dirty sex.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (UjdFS)


Well, duh.

Posted by: That's why they're called fudgepackers at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (skR0U)

66 It would be amusing for somebody to buy out the bar for a dime on the dollar and turn it into a sports bar.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (vTZFs)

67 I still wear a KN-95 mask at home and when I eat.

I don't know why I have lost 60 lbs wearing the mask 24/7 ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (liLs2)

68 Five Years After Covid, a Lesbian Bar Finally Relaxed Its Covid Mask Policy

When they forced the Lesbians to mask, I didn't care...and it didn't matter. It was the homo guys that got MonkeyPox.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)

69 I still see people hete masked up, sometimes by themselves in a vehicle, outside in fresh air, walking down isles in grocery store

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0)

70 BTW I heard a comic asking, "Has anyone ever actually used a dental dam?"
____

Didn't help. Still got Kamala's teeth marks on it.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 22, 2026 06:11 PM (Dv3i1)

71 It would be amusing for somebody to buy out the bar for a dime on the dollar and turn it into a sports bar.

Offer dwarf-bowling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)

72 Youd think lesbians, by definition, would be the least likely to get aids. I guess a few parents as lesbian as they claim. But even if one partner is infected, it'd be pretty damn hard to transmit. Open woulds in mouth or vag for both.

Vigorous anal dildo? But you still have to have fluid exchange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

73 "It is with love we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas we will be opening Saturday nights as mask optional," wrote Last Ditch.

Previously, patrons were required to wear a well-fitted KN-95 mask "or better" at all times.


How the fvck do lesbians get infected with aids? Is this place an intravenous drug use emporium?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (I43vL)

74 65 and public restrooms. It's almost as if they only want the dirty, dirty sex.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (UjdFS)

Well, duh.

Posted by: That's why they're called fudgepackers at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (skR0U)

Do the Fudgepackers have a union?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)

75 I want to go in the bar and order a glass of water.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:07 PM (5C90x)
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It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus. Doesn't make sense!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (amcLV)

76 When they forced the Lesbians to mask, I didn't care...and it didn't matter. It was the homo guys that got MonkeyPox.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

And their dogs...somehow.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (iPutg)

77 72 Youd think lesbians, by definition, would be the least likely to get aids. I guess a few parents as lesbian as they claim. But even if one partner is infected, it'd be pretty damn hard to transmit. Open woulds in mouth or vag for both.

Vigorous anal dildo? But you still have to have fluid exchange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

How fluid was the exchange?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)

78 76 When they forced the Lesbians to mask, I didn't care...and it didn't matter. It was the homo guys that got MonkeyPox.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

And their dogs...somehow.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (iPutg)

and their adopted kids.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

79 58 I would say that this is obviously fake,because nobody is this fucking strange and stupid.

But....I went to a wedding in this area, and some of the attendees were as strange as some of the people in the post.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (k5CNB)
No way!

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (LHPAg)

80 It really is amazing just how many people were completely broken by COVID.

They are so trapped in their own fears of what *might* happen--a million to one shot at best--that they cannot conceive that it WON'T happen.

To them, taking off their mask is like taking off their helmet in the vacuum of space--near-instant death.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (FZ29D)

81 N95 masks are useless against cooties.
Posted by: toby928(c)
.......

Unless you're at a bukkake party.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)

82 What in the actual fuck is wrong with Massachusetts?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (2UnvF)

83 Thought about trying to mediate and/or contribute, but decided it wouldn't be safe for a Tennessee boy like me. Sorry.

Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (+xTkd)

84 OK... 3% of US population self describe as Lesbians.

Less than 7% are immunocompromised.

Sooo... .0021% of the area are Immunocompromised Lesbians...

so if you DOUBLE the area population to 35K, then there are like 73 of that category in the area... many of whom don't even drink...

1. Open a bar catering to a group most don't want to associate with, who has a population of 73.

2. Make it Mask mandatory for stupid reasons...

3. Profit?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)

85 Do we have COVID-27 yet or do we have to wait to January for this crisis when possible, the Commies win the House or Senate ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (liLs2)

86 > Youd think lesbians, by definition, would be the least likely to get aids.

The data I've seen indicates that's true.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (mkw2N)

87 Hoo boy. From a little over a year ago:

Mask Required Lesbian Bar in Greenfield MA
My wife and I went to Last Ditch Bar on Saturday night. It's a mask-required lesbian bar! Woo-hooooooo!!!

Some stuff about me:
I would consider myself a militant covid realist.

I have been involved in disability access community work since 2015. I have been guided in my mitigation strategy by disabled organizers.

I live with chronic pain (trigeminal neuralgia), but do not identify as disabled.

I never stopped masking or consistently testing since at home tests became available.

I left my 30-year career and found lower infection spread work that allows me to wear a respirator.

I have lost most of my non-disabled friends because of my strict practices. My current social circle is very small and we operate with radical transparency about our activities. We almost always mask together unless outside, distanced and molecular tested.

I work with the local mask bloc and cleaner air system lender.

I wear an n95 all day at work. I use a sip valve. If I take a lunch or water break, it is outside. Often I do not take a break.

It was not perfect. The drag performers are not required to mask...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (XxBX3)

88 I think "yikes on bikes" is specifically a left-wing/gay thing. It's a Bluesky "cutesy" thing to say. I think I've seen it once or twice before, always from the Aggressively Online Left.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (1wjle)

89 81 N95 masks are useless against cooties.
Posted by: toby928(c)
.......

Unless you're at a bukkake party.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)

Don't accept the cream pie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)

90 About 'intersectionality' Is this a Two-way intersection? Three-way? Eight-way? What are the rules?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (XeU6L)

91 Greenfield is run down mill town that peaked during the industrial era for making buggy whips. It is nearer to Brattleboro than Northampton.

I'm guessing this is where Mary hangs.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (bX16E)

92 Why do I get the feeling that I wouldn't like seeing any of the customers in lesbian pron?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (I6R/i)

93 Oh. I'm about to get a thunderstorm. It's heading Piper's way too.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (4NO2D)

94 1. Open a bar catering to a group most don't want to associate with, who has a population of 73.

2. Make it Mask mandatory for stupid reasons...

3. Profit?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)
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This will never work.

Posted by: Underpants Gnomes at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (FZ29D)

95 To them, taking off their mask is like taking off their helmet in the vacuum of space--near-instant death.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (FZ29D)
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The media and NIAID successfully revived the miasma theory of infection.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (amcLV)

96 >>>It was not perfect. The drag performers are not required to mask...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


yikes on bikes!

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (1wjle)

97
Some mask wearers have compromised health. I give them a pass.

My husband has a serious immune issue. He does not wear masks.


Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)

98 There was a shooting at a Synagogue a few days ago.

Some asshat expressed the usual platitudes saying there's no place for anti-Semitism in Canada.

I laughed. Bullshit. Have you seen who we've been importing.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:16 PM (Sco7b)

99 Oh. Well, then … a brief look at the 'capabilities' of the vaunted 'N-95' All-Weather Super Protective Never-Fail' mask. Ready?
There are 2 things that determine the N-95's effectiveness: the pore size of the MASK vs the PARTICLE size of the Covid virion.

A bit o' the old 'Math': The COVID virion is THREE ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE SMALLER than the pore size of the N-95. That means it is 1,000 time SMALLER than the N-95's pores. It offers NO MORE 'PROTECTION' than toilet paper.

Addendum: Most people believe doctors wear masks to protect themselves from 'things' that patients might generate. No. They wear masks to protect the PATIENT from their own saliva and possibly products in their exhalations that could have a negative effect on the patient.

We now return to our regularly-scheduled programming …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2026 06:16 PM (ayRl+)

100 97
Some mask wearers have compromised health. I give them a pass.

My husband has a serious immune issue. He does not wear masks.


Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)

I take immunosuppresives for my transplant...I don't wear masks either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:16 PM (l3cgK)

101 I have been involved in disability access community work since 2015. I have been guided in my mitigation strategy by disabled organizers.

I live with chronic pain (trigeminal neuralgia), but do not identify as disabled.

I never stopped masking or consistently testing since at home tests became available.

I left my 30-year career and found lower infection spread work that allows me to wear a respirator.



Hilarious. I want THIS WILD MAN at my next party!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (guGkK)

102 I make my dog wear a mask when we go for walks to protect it from COVID.

I now wear 2 masks just be safe because I heard that some species of Trees can transmit COVID to Humans.

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (liLs2)

103 >>Oh. I'm about to get a thunderstorm. It's heading Piper's way too.

Just saw we are going to get a multi-day long Nor'easter. Already hitting the coast of North Carolina and will move up the coast. Super.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (viF8m)

104 It transitioned from a mask to a uniform.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (MWfyi)

105 93 Oh. I'm about to get a thunderstorm. It's heading Piper's way too.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM

The dog distracted me and I saw threesome.

Sorry about the thunderstorm.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)

106 Ace is in full lesbian mode. I wonder what's on his other tabs?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)

107 Mighty Afroditi (Latinopoulou) speaks truth to van der Leyen -

https://tinyurl.com/48yhb6yh

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Dv3i1)

108 Holy cow. Make AOC the Queen and put Palisade fencing around the town.

It's a shame. Have a friend - tough as nails, heart of gold, and a brilliant woman, who lives in Lenox, MA. We used to visit Stockbridge, Santarella and many other treasures in the Berkshires. (Luckily, she's a distance from Pioneer Valley.)

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (NFX2v)

109 Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)

Crap... NO MATH ON THE BLOG... and still got it wrong...

35,000 x .000021 = .735... less than ONE person?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (mP0Kj)

110 My husband has a serious immune issue. He does not wear masks.


Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (/QHx4)

My guess is something along the lines of: I'd rather die of some disease with my face bare- like a free man- than live covering my face like a slave!

Perhaps with profanity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

111 >>>Some mask wearers have compromised health. I give them a pass.

yeah, that's a true thing. But I would also say that 90% of the leftwing women claiming to be "immunocompromised" also claim to have every other trendy online viral "ailment" like neurodivergence or, of course, "gender fluidity." Autimsm+ -- which I think is autism plus ADHD, and was invented a couple of years ago -- is a very popular fake self-diagnosis.

And also: While feeling sympathy for people who are immunocompromised, I don't want to live my life as if *I* am immunocompromised. I have my own health problems. I don't try to force society to live with the same problems in solidarity.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (1wjle)

112 I work with the local mask bloc...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (XeU6L)

113 Dykes on trikes!

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (kh7pW)

114 I am PROUD TO BE A...................

"MALE LESBIAN" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (liLs2)

115 When your primary clientele is a bunch of whacked-out, leftist muff bumpers, what did you expect?

These people deserve each other.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (pE12i)

116 I still laugh when, at the peak of MonkeyPox hysteria, my wife's widowed Auntie asked me if I thought she should get the MonkeyPox vax...
I told her I didn't expect she'd need it due to the way it was transmitted person-to-person.
Inside, I thought, "If you *really* think you need that vax, I don't want to know what kind of freaky stuff you're into, Auntie"...

Truth is, she was scared due to the propaganda on NPR and other news sources.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (l3cgK)

117 I'd like to know more about 'molecular test'ing. I bet I'd test positive for molecules.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (4NO2D)

118 I work in an office where people occasionally mask up because they're "not feeling well and don't want to spread anything.".

Then stay your dumb ass at home. SMH

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (iPutg)

119 114 I am PROUD TO BE A...................

"MALE LESBIAN" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (liLs2)

You got that problem licked!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (l3cgK)

120 I read it wasn't the couple that asked the caterer to put away their gay pride gear, it was a parent of the bride or groom.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:10 PM (mkw2N)


And they put away the stuff and that should have been the end of it. But, instead, they took to social media to bitch about it so we get to dunk on them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e)

121 The Backlash Is, Get This, Unhinged.
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I wasn't even all the way through your headline, when I predicted this.

LOL.

I can hear it: "You're MAGA now!"

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:19 PM (Fi81e)

122 I seriously doubt there's anything remotely close to ☪☮𝔼✡⚧☯✝ with these.... things. People. Whatever.

They want us to coexist under their rules not the other way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (2Cry5)

123 106 Ace is in full lesbian mode. I wonder what's on his other tabs?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)

It might be busty lesbians all the way down...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (l3cgK)

124 It's almost like these people are crazy.

Posted by: Weasel at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (c71FC)

125 True story:

I have a long-time friend, She moved away to the other side of the country several years ago. Ever since, we've only really ever kept in touch electronically.

She married a guy whom I know is an idiot moonbat, but hey, love is blind.

About the same time as Covid hit, she got sick -- but not with Covid -- a more serious disease (redacted fro privacy]. It was tough goingg for a while ther, but she amazingly recovered, 100%,a d now has been declared totally disease-free by her doctors and completely "cured."

End of the story? Hang on.

So earlier this year I visited them for the first time in their far-away home - first time I've seen her since Covid, since she was sick, since she got married.

...

...and...

...
THEY"RE CRAZY MASKERS.

Full K-95 masks all the time, even when home alone by themselves!

Even worse, as my trip to visit them approached, the husband emailed to request that I...[con't]

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (Av6i5)

126 OK... 3% of US population self describe as Lesbians.

Less than 7% are immunocompromised.

Sooo... .0021% of the area are Immunocompromised Lesbians...


Your math is off. You forgot to multiply by 100. It's 0.21%. You're also assuming the two properties are independent. Plenty of lesbians are fat, sedentary, have bad genetics, etc, so it's not a safe assumption those two traits (immunocompromised and lesbian) are independent.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (mkw2N)

127 Why do I get the feeling that I wouldn't like seeing any of the customers in lesbian pron?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 06:15 PM (I6R/i)
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My gut reaction to this was: they are ugly and prefer to hide their faces, and they also want pretty girls to have to hide their faces as well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)

128 109 Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)

Crap... NO MATH ON THE BLOG... and still got it wrong...

35,000 x .000021 = .735... less than ONE person?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (mP0Kj)

Is he a slave?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (l3cgK)

129
My husband has Scleroderma. He is in his eighties. It is killing him. Look it up if you don't know about it.

I try not to judge people wearing masks they might have health issues.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (/QHx4)

130 Oh -- and the requirement is only relaxed one night per week. On Saturday.
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I--I didn't see that coming.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:21 PM (Fi81e)

131 How do they know if they are Lesbians when there are 6 different Genders ????

How do you determine which gender you are ??

Is there a medical test, paper test, or what ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 22, 2026 06:21 PM (liLs2)

132 The bar is trying to kill them, now.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:21 PM (Fi81e)

133 They revel in their pretend disability. That's really sick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (guGkK)

134

OK, I don't want to be around queer disabled people

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (Cqx++)

135 OK... 3% of US population self describe as Lesbians.

Less than 7% are immunocompromised.

Sooo... .0021% of the area are Immunocompromised Lesbians...

so if you DOUBLE the area population to 35K, then there are like 73 of that category in the area... many of whom don't even drink...

1. Open a bar catering to a group most don't want to associate with, who has a population of 73.

2. Make it Mask mandatory for stupid reasons...

3. Profit?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 06:13 PM


I am tossing the B$ flag on this entire thing. It is not real and is most likely a ploy for clicks or advertising. It can't be real because the numbers are not there to support a lesbian bar for aids infected lesbians.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (I43vL)

136 53 Yikes on bikes.

Does that have some particular meaning in that sub-culture or is just like Sylvester's "thuffering thuchotash!"
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:08 PM (vTZFs)

_________________________

Perhaps an homage to the WNBA....you know....

Nikes on Dykes

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)

137
I was surprised to see that the lesbian covid mask bar has been in existence for five years I would have expected them to go out of business in a few months back in 2021, instead of delaying it until next week.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (zqeQL)

138 My gut reaction to this was: they are ugly and prefer to hide their faces, and they also want pretty girls to have to hide their faces as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Ah, true Equality in practice!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:22 PM (Dv3i1)

139 Have some theories why some women turn Lesbian, can't say ever met many though

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)

140 I try not to judge people wearing masks they might have health issues.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (/QHx4)
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I enjoy the chin-strap look with nose fully exposed. I suppose it is effective because the person is obviously a mouth breather.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)

141 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 06:14 PM (XxBX3)

At some point, you have to wonder why they go on. Apparently, everything in their life is fear and misery.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (ExV1e)

142
Whatever they are doing to keep the elephants away seems to be working. They should keep it up.

So maybe they should mask up, because who knows what Saturday night, stampeding elephants will show up.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)

143 My gut reaction to this was: they are ugly and prefer to hide their faces, and they also want pretty girls to have to hide their faces as well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (ZOv7s)

Sauce for the goose, Mr Sulu. The odds will be even.

Posted by: Spock at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

144
I again offer the Large Hadron Collider hypothesis. They did create a black hole, which opened up a wormhole and sucked us all in to Hell, ala the movie Event Horizon.

Or at least sucked us in to some Insane Mirror Universe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (w6EFb)

145 I enjoy the chin-strap look with nose fully exposed. I suppose it is effective because the person is obviously a mouth breather.

I like a mask with a good ventilation function.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (guGkK)

146 If I be gots neer Trump I be wears one because his....

BREATH STINKS !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (xkxJM)

147 In the 1980s, there were several hundred lesbian bars in the US. There are now just a couple of dozen, since normal lesbians don't want to hang out socially with men wearing dresses, and there is no way to exclude the men wearing dresses.

Lesbians in Portland organize dances in warehouses using closed Facebook groups to keep the men wearing dresses from finding out about them.

Not surprising that the remaining patrons of lesbian bars are nuts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (aD4fx)

148 88 I think "yikes on bikes" is specifically a left-wing/gay thing. It's a Bluesky "cutesy" thing to say. I think I've seen it once or twice before, always from the Aggressively Online Left.
Posted by: ace

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I never heard it before. I assumed it was some kind of reference to Dikes on Bikes, which was (is?) a dike bike gang I have seen at some odd biker gatherings in PA.

BTW, "Critical Tits" is (was?) the topless bicycle parade in Burning Man each year. Not too bad back 20 years ago. Lots of chaff though.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (qrwTk)

149 140 I try not to judge people wearing masks they might have health issues.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:20 PM (/QHx4)
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I enjoy the chin-strap look with nose fully exposed. I suppose it is effective because the person is obviously a mouth breather.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)

I still laugh at the guy I saw at Costco during COVID...
he was masked on his mouth, was wearing latex gloves, had his eyes covered...and was drinking using a straw through a hole in his mask...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)

150 Do you really want to understand the Venn diagram of who they are and what they look like without masks? I'm betting every last one of them are double baggers.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Q/FnY)

151 Well, I sure as hell am not going to that lesbian bar anymore!

Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (8WZD4)

152 How do you are you allowed to drink your drinks?

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Fi81e)

153 Certainly masks can help people with severe allergies, or other respiratory problems.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Ia/+0)

154 152 How do you are you allowed to drink your drinks?

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Fi81e)

via a straw, through a hole in the mask...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

155 [con't]

...request that I...
-- Wear a K-95 mask for an entire week prior to visiting them
-- Wear a mask from the moment I leave the house for travel to the moment I show up at their door. [con't]-- bring extras changes of clothing & extra pairs of shoes BECAUSE THEY DON'T ALLOW "OUTSIDE CLOTHES" in the house.
-- etc.

Sure enough, when I showed up at their door, they made me CHANGE CLOTHES in the entryway and place my "outside clothes" in a "quarantine bag." Everyone masked, all the time.

Fun fun fun for everyone.

As the days passed, I can to understand that the friend herself didn't like masking and only agreed to it because he insisted. His explanation His precious wife is "immunocompromised" and thus he is doing all this to protect her.

When I later asked my friend in private about this topic and her illness, she admitted that she ISN'T immuncompromised, that she is 100% cured, and that the doctor told her she that is completely healty and has no need for a mask.

But the husband rejects the doctor's assurances, and demands masks for everyone within a 100' radius of his wife.

She admitted to me that they have lost most of their friends & famil yover this.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)

156 35,000 x .000021 = .735... less than ONE person?
Posted by: Romeo13
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Yeah, not .0021 % ,but, .0021, so 73.5. I assume the 0.5 is bi.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

157 To be fair, one of the guys at work still wears a mask. Nepali. His wife is sick a lot.

Good guy and I'll admit it is jarring as hell when he takes it off for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

158 Do you really want to understand the Venn diagram of who they are and what they look like without masks? I'm betting every last one of them are double baggers.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (Q/FnY)
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Which is why they are lesbians.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

159 At work, and thats a different matter than just outside that I should have worn more seriously masks very often

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

160 I still laugh at the guy I saw at Costco during COVID...
he was masked on his mouth, was wearing latex gloves, had his eyes covered...and was drinking using a straw through a hole in his mask...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)
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Saw a guy who couldn't get his mask over his ratty beard, so his ratty beard was keeping his mask from conforming to his face.

And he was the self-deputized Covid police when me and my wife went into a grocery store without masks.

He said things to me that were so stupid, I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)

161 I would wear a N-96 mask, but Ican't find them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)

162 I was dancing at a lesbian bar.

Posted by: Jonathan Richman at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (bX16E)

163
Metallianshpuld own that shit. Make the bar hetero only, free beer to every straight male wearing blue collar (plumbing, welding, electrical, a/c hva) clothing. Advertise that hetero females get in free with no cover, and drinks a half price as long as she purchases a male'sdri k and hands it off at the time of sale.

Fuck those militant scolds.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (wsfsG)

164 > I think "yikes on bikes" is specifically a left-wing/gay thing. It's a Bluesky "cutesy" thing to say. I think I've seen it once or twice before, always from the Aggressively Online Left.

I think I remember hearing it a few times in the wild around 2010. It was always really twee. I remember it being something said with a bit of a wink and a nod at the time, like they knew it was dumb.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (mkw2N)

165 Good lord. People who cannot wait to be offended so they can claim victimhood.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (CHHv1)

166 Which is worse:

Turning a man into a homosexual?

Turning a woman into a lesbian?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (5C90x)

167
These lesbians have KN-95 mask lined underwear.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (OkYzo)

168 I would wear a N-96 mask, but Ican't find them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)

N-95, N-96- whatever it takes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

169 @ 139 Have some theories why some women turn Lesbian, can't say ever met many though Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:23 PM (Ia/+0)
_____________________________

I had opportunities to meet quite a few lezzes in the '60s and '70s when I played music in the French Quarter. Only TWO of them were close to what I'd call attractive, but ONE of 'em was smackdown gorgeous. I wanted to hit on her SO bad - but she had a really nasty-ass 'lover/roommate' she was deathly afraid of. I found out one nite when she asked if I could take her somewhere when the club closed 'cos she didn't want to go home - she was that afraid of her 'lover/roomie'. We got in my car, drove to Lake Pontchartrain's lakefront, and I took the front seat while she slept in back. I reallyreallyreally wanted to climb in back, but … anyhow: I drove her back to the Quarter in the morning and then drove myself home … them was the days.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (ayRl+)

170 Do they have Zyklon-B masks? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Auschwitz inmate #47875106 at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (Av6i5)

171 160 I still laugh at the guy I saw at Costco during COVID...
he was masked on his mouth, was wearing latex gloves, had his eyes covered...and was drinking using a straw through a hole in his mask...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)
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Saw a guy who couldn't get his mask over his ratty beard, so his ratty beard was keeping his mask from conforming to his face.

And he was the self-deputized Covid police when me and my wife went into a grocery store without masks.

He said things to me that were so stupid, I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (Fi81e)

The 6' spacing made me laugh...lines were often less than 6' apart, even though inside the lines folks were 6' apart...
Was there something magical about being in a different line that obviated the fake 6' rule?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)

172 This is why you study the market to see if there are enough customers for your business model BEFORE borrowing $50,000.

If you don't do it, the bank should ask before lending the money.

Perhaps someone should take a look and see if there might have been a wee bit of fraud involved there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (eStot)

173 Hey scientifically illiterate lesbians - If masks work, you can VOLUNTARILY still wear your mask wherever you want and still be perfectly safe.

If you want to claim there is a flaw in my logic, that means that ultimately there is a flaw in YOUR logic.

No such thing as "partial science". (Although the Left believes that to be true on LOTS of topics.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (HlyYF)

174 As I said in the other lesbo thread, real-life devotees of Sappho are disappointingly unlike the gals in documentaries we grew up on.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (sAnBa)

175 This is really insensitive to the medi-queer community.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

176 161 I would wear a N-96 mask, but Ican't find them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:28 PM (XeU6L)

Try N-99 or P-100...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (l3cgK)

177 The 6' spacing made me laugh...lines were often less than 6' apart, even though inside the lines folks were 6' apart...
Was there something magical about being in a different line that obviated the fake 6' rule?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)
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Back when I worked in an office space, we moved the desk of one of my coworkers about 6" just so that there would be 6' of space between me and her.

It was supremely stupid, but it was required.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (FZ29D)

178 Space Mongols would have a field day in any given Western city. Please film it, Mr. Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (HeG1i)

179 Which is worse:

Turning a man into a homosexual?

Turning a woman into a lesbian?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (5C90x)
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Men are more difficult to change, and it typically abuse but sometimes decadence. Women are more fluid and can pretty much decide to be what they want, and then change their mind later.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

180 Our mission is to create systems of care and action and aid
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No.

Your mission is to serve liquor to rugmunchers, so they can get action from other box-jockeys, and aid them all in their missions to fingerbang otherwise unfuckable wildebeests by lowering their inhibitions with enough rotgut to take down Andre the Giant.

That's the "system," bitches. Love it, or something. I dunno. Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8IxOa)

181 You know, at the end of the day this is a solid example of freedom. I support privately owned businesses setting their own rules without government intervention. If a bar wants to require masks, it's no different from a restaurant requiring a sport coat or a tie. It's their private restaurant...it's their dress code and rules as long as the practice doesn't violate the law (race, religion and such).

That being said...this particular bar catered to the weenies long enough, and likely realized that they were losing revenue from those who have just a smidge of sanity left in their point little heads, so they made a business move that a few whiners are pissed about. And, those whiners live their lives ALWAYS getting their way, because no one ever taught them otherwise. This is an education experience.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)

182 You gotta wonder about these lesbians. They're afraid to go to the bar and breath without a mask, but they will pick up some stranger and go home and lick each other's diseased twats. How does that make any sense?

Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8WZD4)

183 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)

184 "Gaga is canceled," she says. "Gaga is Zionist."

Second look at Lady Gaga?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (9ZFZd)

185 The 6' spacing made me laugh...lines were often less than 6' apart, even though inside the lines folks were 6' apart...
Was there something magical about being in a different line that obviated the fake 6' rule?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)
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I remember that!

However, I also remember big sheets of plexiglass separating lines.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

186
I don't give a shit if people wear masks.

We have far more issues to deal with in our country.


Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (/QHx4)

187 2028.

New law:

Everyone is required to wear masks at all times. EXCEPT ICE AGENTS, who are forbidden from ever wearing masks.

End result: Applications to work at ICE skyrocket, as people realize it is the only way to legally take off their masks.

The law of unintended consequences.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (Av6i5)

188 She admitted to me that they have lost most of their friends & famil yover this. Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:26 PM (Av6i5)

I think a welfare visit would be in order, to be honest.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (eStot)

189 As I said in the other lesbo thread,

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (sAnBa)
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LOL, we have to differentiate them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)

190 Eating pussy with a KN-95 mask on has to be a real labor of love.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (sAnBa)

191 Retard discovers cotton field and says she didn't they existed anymore. As if farming cotton stopped when slavery in America stopped.

http://tiny.cc/vlxa101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N)

192 About 5-10% of the population out my way (San Francisco/Bay Area) still wear the face diapers pretty much everywhere to this day, even when they are walking along outside or in their cars all by themselves. And I suspect they will continue to mindlessly do so until the day they expire.

Both sad and pathetic...

Posted by: Tempestman at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (m/i8D)

193 Look at the privilege on display. My goodness.

Not one of those complainer acknowledged that they were typing on stolen land.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (4HoLg)

194 Hilarious. I want THIS WILD MAN at my next party!
Posted by: Cicero

Man? If someone takes their wife to a lesbian bar, I assume it's a woman. Your thinking is SO heteronormative!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (XxBX3)

195 178 Space Mongols would have a field day in any given Western city. Please film it, Mr. Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 06:31 PM (HeG1i)

I'd be willing to do it, if I wasn't dead...

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (l3cgK)

196 6:30

FBI hack apparently big. Info on all agents. Hackers claim they breached website.

Storms - Pacific
Trump UN - Cuba has the SADDDZZZ
Nolan Wells
Lionel Ritchie not well. Damn good musician. Hope he's well.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (Sco7b)

197 The other main rule of the lezbar: No running with scissors.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (Fi81e)

198 Second look at Lady Gaga?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti


No, she'd still gladly vote everyone here into a camp given the right circumstance. The soft left created the swamp of destruction that we're forced to ford.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (HeG1i)

199 >>>Just saw we are going to get a multi-day long Nor'easter.
~~~~~

I told y'all that last week. But does anyone listen to me?

Don't answer that.

Posted by: Mark Harmon at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (3ImbR)

200 Customers fondly remember a raucous opening night with a (clothed) simulation of a lesbian sex act -- masks in place -- on the dance floor.

Were these simulators ... ... busty?

Asking for the blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (0sNs1)

201 Wasn't K-95 that Soviet sub they called the widow maker?

If you were a married guy going to that bar, it would also be the widow maker.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 22, 2026 06:35 PM (QaH55)

202 You gotta wonder about these lesbians. They're afraid to go to the bar and breath without a mask, but they will pick up some stranger and go home and lick each other's diseased twats. How does that make any sense?
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8WZD4)
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I'm thinking a lot of these people have Lesbian Bed Death issues.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

203 This is why you study the market to see if there are enough customers for your business model BEFORE borrowing $50,000.

Next you'll say that I shouldn't go $750K in debt to get my PhD in Great Lesbian Pole Vaulters of the Fourteenth Century.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:36 PM (ExV1e)

204 192 About 5-10% of the population out my way (San Francisco/Bay Area) still wear the face diapers pretty much everywhere to this day, even when they are walking along outside or in their cars all by themselves. And I suspect they will continue to mindlessly do so until the day they expire.

Both sad and pathetic...
Posted by: Tempestman


Status: True.

Several of my immediate neighbors wear masks when alone in their cars. Or walking their dogs, alone, on the nearby trails.

I keep a tally in head of who are the crazy ones.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:36 PM (Av6i5)

205 My company computer would lapse into screen saver mode after a few minutes of inactivity. During the dark years of Covid some HR slash IT genius came up with a way to program Karen Scolds into the screen rotations.

I'll always remember the one that admonished everyone to wear two masks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 06:36 PM (2Ez/1)

206
Alcohol is so healthy when you're so health conscious.

That's one thing I know.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)

207 We have far more issues to deal with in our country.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (/QHx4)

When it comes down to it I (and just speaking for myself here) do not care either. You are free to do as you like.

We are mocking them because they care so deeply about everyone being forced to mask in this particular social venue at all times. They have made it a thing. A thing that goes far beyond any sort of medical reason and into spiritual/social/morality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

208
Simple calculations of the number of immunocompromised lesbians in the country ignore the phenomenon of people imagining themselves immunocompromised so that they can be oppressed victims. That has to inflate the number by orders of magnitude

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (jt/rW)

209 You DO know that the 'six-foot rule' was dreamed up as a 'science project' by a 12-year old girl in AZ, yes? Her father worked at Lawrence Livermore Laboratory and presented it to the 'scarf queen' (if memory serves). It was then deemed by her (and St Ant'ny of Fow-chee) to be The Grandest Idea EVER! and decreed by them that ALL should follow this Grand Discovery made possible by 'The Science!'™ … what bullshit.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (ayRl+)

210
AWFLs, too frightened of dying to live.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (eRlcH)

211 Were these simulators ... ... busty?

Asking for the blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:34 PM (0sNs1)
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More pear-shaped, I imagine.

The way things are going, we're going to have to revisit the voyage of U-69, Germany's only all-female submarine and its sweltering voyage to the equator.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

212 We now return to our regularly-scheduled programming …
Posted by: Dr_No

Thank you!

Also, N-95s are not masks, they're respirators. When they're on properly, they're not comfortable. And to be at all effective, they must be fit-tested. One size does not fit all.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (iPutg)

213 We have far more issues to deal with in our country.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM


True, but I doubt Maryann vs. Ginger will ever be settled, at least here, and in our lifetimes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

214 202 You gotta wonder about these lesbians. They're afraid to go to the bar and breath without a mask, but they will pick up some stranger and go home and lick each other's diseased twats. How does that make any sense?
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM (8WZD4)
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I'm thinking a lot of these people have Lesbian Bed Death issues.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

A Gov't study of obesity in Lesbians found the main issue was that they were always eating out. Really.

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

215 Alcohol is so healthy when you're so health conscious.

That's one thing I know.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)

_________________________

Lesbian drinks have fresh fruit in them....Just ask Garrett

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (dIske)

216 Wow! I just went back and read the comments Ace excerpted from the bar's social media.

No wonder the bar is going broke.

Does anybody believe that such entitled, self-aggrandizing twats would actually leave a tip for excellent service?

The three bar owners should switch to catering to wealthy frat boys. Their bar would sell 10x the booze and a staff of cute lesbians would earn 100x the tips.

And they could just ignore the even LOUDER bitching from the spurned harpies in their social media comments.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (HlyYF)

217 I'll always remember the one that admonished everyone to wear two masks.

From memory so maybe not exact but close:

"I wear two condom all the time. Then when I have sex, I take one off and feel like a wild man."
-- Robin Williams

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (vTZFs)

218 They can't help themselves. It's their hormones.

75% divorce rate among lesbians? I wonder why. (sarc)

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (egQ8W)

219 Are there any sane women in Massachusetts?

Good googly moogly, that state should come with a warning label.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (GlLw/)

220 The whole mask era was a like forcing people to wear a "retard" sign.

Especially for medical and scientific authorities that pushed it.

(I hold no criticism for average person who did what they were told or that which was socially acceptable. Unless they wore it alone, etc.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (qrwTk)

221
Lesbians who can't skip that bar one night.

I can't think of anything healthier.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)

222 191 Retard discovers cotton field and says she didn't they existed anymore. As if farming cotton stopped when slavery in America stopped.

http://tiny.cc/vlxa101
Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 06:33 PM (mkw2N)
Cotton, it's the fabric of our lives. Was a time everybody I did business with had that bumper sticker on their vehicles, as I did all of mine.
- Cotton Incorporated.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)

223 I'll always remember the one that admonished everyone to wear two masks.
---
He was a Bond villain.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

224 Also, N-95s are not masks, they're respirators. When they're on properly, they're not comfortable. And to be at all effective, they must be fit-tested. One size does not fit all.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (iPutg)

The libs are anti-religious.
But they do demonstrate faith.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b)

225 220 The whole mask era was a like forcing people to wear a "retard" sign.

Especially for medical and scientific authorities that pushed it.

(I hold no criticism for average person who did what they were told or that which was socially acceptable. Unless they wore it alone, etc.)

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:39 PM (qrwTk)

Wearing a mask alone is like wearing a condom alone...

Posted by: Zombie John Wayne at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (l3cgK)

226 186
I don't give a shit if people wear masks.

We have far more issues to deal with in our country.


Posted by: four seasons


You don't quite get it yet.

They don't just want to wear masks themselves. They want YOU to wear a mask. All the time. And if you don't YOU are a murderer.

You will comply until the unelected Committee of Mask Obedience deems it safe, which is never.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Av6i5)

227 Lesbians who can't skip that bar one night.

They would be haunted by the thought of other people having fun without them.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (vTZFs)

228 Retard discovers cotton field and says she didn't they existed anymore. As if farming cotton stopped when slavery in America stopped.
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Does she know they grow food in dirt?

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (Fi81e)

229 That bar story was vile and disgusting and I think it gave me cancer.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (lfNXu)

230 "Chin-bra" wearers are the most amusing for me. When even they seem to realize the futility of their masks and just walk around with them down around their chins.

Posted by: SamIam at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (wlfXV)

231 The libs are anti-religious.
But they do demonstrate faith.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b)
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Their politics is their religion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

232 "I wear two condom all the time. Then when I have sex, I take one off and feel like a wild man."
-- Robin Williams
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (vTZFs)

Dennis Miller. Addendum: "you know it's like swinging two bats in the on deck circle."

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

233 Well, they're all horrible. Just rancid. But, at least they won't be crushing the nonexistent fruit of their desolate wombs. So, better than some Massachusetts "ladies."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (8IxOa)

234 Last Ditch, which opened last year as a bar for "dykes...."
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (Fi81e)

235 218 They can't help themselves. It's their hormones.

75% divorce rate among lesbians? I wonder why. (sarc)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM (egQ8W)

__________________________

Jim Jefferies nailed this one dead on....one of my favorite bits:

https://tinyurl.com/yae23ma8

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)

236 Oops

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (3ImbR)

237 I don't know, it sounds like all the crazies are screaming "Shut it down!!!1!1!!"
And that would be the correct thing to do.
And then all the crazies would scream "Why are you shutting down such a SAFE SPACE!!11!!!!????"

Posted by: UncleJefe at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (DzC+b)

238 Retard discovers cotton field and says she didn't they existed anymore.

It was pointed out that her blouse was likely cotton.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

239 We have far more issues to deal with in our country.
Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 06:32 PM

True, but I doubt Maryann vs. Ginger will ever be settled, at least here, and in our lifetimes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2026 06:38 PM


Nor the 9mm versus .45acp epic controversy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (I43vL)

240 Are they saying that all lesbians are immunocompromised? I didn't realize that was a feature.

Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (uyuYG)

241 Lesbians who can't skip that bar one night.

They would be haunted by the thought of other people having fun without them.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM (vTZFs)
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And scandalized to not be sure they were as miserable.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (Fi81e)

242 Doc Marie’s, billed as Portland’s first dedicated lesbian bar in more than a decade, opened July 1, 2022, on SE Grand Avenue and shut the next day.

The space was packed far beyond what the inexperienced owners and staff had planned for. A known building leak dripped dirty water onto patrons and food. There was a physical fight in which one customer struck another and then made racist remarks; managers later said co-owner Olga Bichko did not handle the incident adequately. Payroll problems left some workers underpaid or unpaid. The bar and kitchen managers both quit immediately afterward, which forced the closure.

An anonymous group calling itself the Marie Equi Workers Collective then posted on Instagram that staff had been “misled about the space being safe and welcoming.” They accused the owners of unprofessional and unsafe behavior and of enabling a racist aggressor. The group demanded that Bichko hand the business over to the departing managers so it could become a worker-owned cooperative. Bichko disputed the characterizations, said the managers had been in over their heads, and declined to engage with the anonymous demands.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (aD4fx)

243 Dennis Miller. Addendum: "you know it's like swinging two bats in the on deck circle."

Ooh, you know what? Now that you say it, I think I was wrong and it was Dennis Miller.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (vTZFs)

244 I think what is going on here is that they do not just want to wear a mask, but they want to be validated in their fears and their desire to wear a mask.

This is typical Lefitsm -- it is not enough for them to have a practice, but everyone around them must have the same practice for validation.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (qrwTk)

245

One of the cashiers at the local Kroger always wears a double canister face mask and plastic gloves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (Cqx++)

246 Are they saying that all lesbians are immunocompromised? I didn't realize that was a feature.
Posted by: bluebell at September 22, 2026 06:43 PM (uyuYG)
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Only the ones over 200 pounds, so while not all, most.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

247 226 186
I don't give a shit if people wear masks.

We have far more issues to deal with in our country.


Posted by: four seasons

You don't quite get it yet.

They don't just want to wear masks themselves. They want YOU to wear a mask. All the time. And if you don't YOU are a murderer.

You will comply until the unelected Committee of Mask Obedience deems it safe, which is never.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM


Scratch a Leftist, and you will discover an authoritarian.

EVERY frickin' time!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (HlyYF)

248 Ooh, you know what? Now that you say it, I think I was wrong and it was Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (vTZFs)

It could be both. I heard it all from Miller. But, they all stole jokes from each other like crazy in the 80s and early 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

249 Use to see a Lesbian couple at grocery store often, one as Butch as you can imagine, other wasn't far off than any wife shopping. Haven't seen them in a year now thinking about it. Could have moved, changed shopping times who knows

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

250 I don't give a shit if people wear masks.
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I try to think good thoughts about them.

It doesn't always work, though.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (Fi81e)

251 Comedy gold, Ace!

reality beats the weirdest fiction everyday, and takes its lunch money!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (VyBeY)

252 Seems to me it's a lot of black racist lesbos causing the problems for that lesbian bar. The same story of the WNBA.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)

253 Oh alt-text eh?

I demand this website be published in wingdings!!

If not, I shall report you to the nearest Committee for Universal New Text.

Oh those C.U.N.Ts will get you good!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 06:46 PM (3cUTc)

254 Try N-99 or P-100...
Posted by: jim
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P-100 sounds suspiciously like duct tape.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

255 I regard long Covid as an excuse for neurotics to parade their neuroses. As for the hateful attacks on that bar owner, lesbians are almost always nasty, especially to other lesbians, and I noticed quite a bit of anti-white racism there too.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 22, 2026 06:46 PM (VFung)

256 Scratch a Leftist, and you will discover an authoritarian.
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Leftist are trying to fix you (as unit of "society"). So of course you are necessarily involved.

And if you don't reform, you should, in their theory, be removed from the solution.

This is why Nazism is simply an extreme case of social engineering: Jews, the theory goes, stood in the way of a gelling German state that could really make headway. "Jewish newspapers" were always critical of German government and German people. Jews also held a good part of the wealth of the German nation.

Jews were in the way.

This is simple government-as-social-transformation behavior. It's just vituperatively aimed at a genetic variety.

Nazism is special by the lengths to which they pursued a genocidal "reform". But it falls into the general category of government-as-social-transformation. A key note of "fascism".

People are in the way--useless eaters, like the infirm, disabled and elderly, who cannot contribute to the societal value of work, can be removed.

Currently, if you're not on board with UK progress, the UK removes you to prison--at least for the time being.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e)

257 You don't quite get it yet.

They don't just want to wear masks themselves. They want YOU to wear a mask. All the time. And if you don't YOU are a murderer.

You will comply until the unelected Committee of Mask Obedience deems it safe, which is never.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 06:41 PM


I went to an appointment at the VA during the height of covid. They made you stop at the door and wait until they could take your temperature. If it was above normal they would not let you in. You had to wear a mask at all times even if you have asthma like I do.


When I finally got to actually see a nurse she asked me about 35 questions related to if I have had or do have covid. While I was answering those questions my mask kept slipping off of my mouth because it got caught on my beard. She started yelling at me about not wearing a mask properly. I yelled back quit fvcking asking me questions then and my mask won't slip off my fvcking face.


The appointment went downhill from there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (I43vL)

258 Seems to me it's a lot of black racist lesbos causing the problems for that lesbian bar. The same story of the WNBA.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)
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Make sure you put a mask on the green dildo before you throw it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

259 I don't give a shit if people wear masks.

We have far more issues to deal with in our country.


Posted by: four seasons

That's a sign of one of the bigger fucking problems. You don't see that?

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 06:47 PM (KC5Lt)

260 Immuno-comprised people are extremely rare, and are usually in some stage of chemotherapy. These rancid bitches are just attention seeking cry bullies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (XFD51)

261 Nood. The Don at the UN.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)

262 The Fall Equinox is only a few hours away.

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 06:48 PM (5rh/l)

263 238 Retard discovers cotton field and says she didn't they existed anymore.

It was pointed out that her blouse was likely cotton.
____

Woah, I have to sit with that for just a second.
-Gayle King

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)

264
249 Use to see a Lesbian couple at grocery store often, one as Butch as you can imagine, other wasn't far off than any wife shopping. Haven't seen them in a year now thinking about it. Could have moved, changed shopping times who knows
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:45 PM

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Or one's dead and the other's in prison.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (zqeQL)

265 And, if that mask protects you, why do you care if I wear one or not? Same bullshit as the clot shot.

Did everyone on the bus to the venue wear a mask for you? If not, why not? Do they all want you dead, too?

Shut up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 06:49 PM (XFD51)

266 I saw Vigorous Anal Dildo open for Frankie Goes to Hollywood at the Electric Banana in ‘84.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (HkXh5)

267 Sauce for the goose, Mr Sulu. The odds will be even.
Posted by: Spock

*Nerd On*

Spock says this to Saavik (the Kirstie Alley version), not Sulu.

*Nerd Off*

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 06:50 PM (iPutg)

268 These are retards that have put themselves into a bubble thick enough that they don't realize that we passed Peak Faggot in about 2023 and that pretty much everyone is turning on this ludicrous behavior.

If you're still a Covid Mask Cultist in 2026 you need to avail yourself of a helicopter ride by Air Pinochet.

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 06:51 PM (oqH4h)

269 Bill Burr also nailed the issue before he got turned into a soy boy.

I'm surprised those lesbians can't come together to lick the problem.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (egQ8W)

270 I seldom wore a mask during covid and when challenged I'd pull a very nasty looking specimen out of my back pocket and laugh at the reactions.

I was exempted from not working because I held an "essential" designation.

Had my doctor evaluate my blood antigens. I had them and he told me not to get the shot.

Posted by: DanMan at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (8uzBS)

271 KN95 is not a real N95, and even a real N95 is a joke, pretty much worthless except as decoration, or PPE Theater.

a proper fit-tested 3M silicone facepiece with P100 cartridges is the 870, 1911, and Mary Ann of breathing protection.
the True Faith, if you will.

people wearing toy masks are just signaling party affiliation; relatively few of them around here.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (VyBeY)

272 I demand this website be published in wingdings!!
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Alwato

Posted by: Universologists everywhere at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

273 82 What in the actual fuck is wrong with Massachusetts?
Posted by: Duke Lowel

It's the Portugees.

Posted by: RI, at September 22, 2026 06:53 PM (Fn+3X)

274 I have to say, as an engineer, scientist, and someone who has dealt with particle control and motion in chip fabs, the whole covid thing was very frustrating. Especially masks.

I never realized how stupid and corrupt the world was. I mean, I knew but to see it out there every day and nothing I could say that people would listen to. That ruined me.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (qrwTk)

275 Use to say often
Show me a Leftist and I will show you someone who wants the Gulags to open.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 06:54 PM (Ia/+0)

276 a proper fit-tested 3M silicone facepiece
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Hold it...does this mean that I have to shave my beard? Deal breaker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:55 PM (XeU6L)

277 I went to an appointment at the VA during the height of covid. They made you stop at the door and wait until they could take your temperature. If it was above normal they would not let you in.

Yeah, God forbid they should allow sick people in a clinic.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (vTZFs)

278 >>I never realized how stupid and corrupt the world was. I mean, I knew but to see it out there every day and nothing I could say that people would listen to.


They choose Truth over Facts.

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (zdXqn)

279 a proper fit-tested 3M silicone facepiece with P100 cartridges is the 870, 1911, and Mary Ann of breathing protection.
the True Faith, if you will.
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Agreed.

Posted by: Walter White at September 22, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

280 I've never been to Massachusetts and after reading this post I'm left to conclude that everybody there is absolutely bonkers. This post also brought back all the endless communist struggle sessions you had to endure while living in downtown Seattle before I escaped 9 years ago.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 22, 2026 07:00 PM (VyD10)

281 Viruses are now often tracked through waste water surveillance.

CDC's waste water monitoring program - Wastewater monitoring helps us understand the risk of influenza A (one subtype of influenza viruses that cause flu illness), SARS-CoV-2 (the virus that causes COVID-19), and respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) at a community level.

I didn't know that wastewater surveillance does not strictly require a public water or modern municipal sewer system to work. Surveillance tracks pathogens that infected individuals shed into any drainage or sanitation network, public or private, as long as a representative sample of the collective waste can be gathered and tested.

Cool.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:01 PM (NFX2v)

282 What kind of car would Dracula drive?
An Impala.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 22, 2026 07:03 PM (Nee1+)

283 271. Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Regulated by Chinese standards (GB2626-2019), functioning similarly to the U.S. NIOSH-certified N95, though KN95 masks use ear loops rather than standard N95 headbands.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 07:04 PM (NFX2v)

284 I'm surprised those lesbians can't come together to lick the problem.
Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 22, 2026 06:52 PM (egQ8W)

Probably a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (wxsGM)

285 an obscure Latin word that means "practice" to make their stupid ideas sound smart

"Praxis"? Make them seem smart? I thought it was the name of the Klingon moon. You know, the one that exploded?

Either makes them sound like they have knowledge, but neither meaning makes them seem smart.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:20 PM (kU0PQ)

286 Also...
a gender-expansive lesbian

Does that mean "fat" or "will f*** anything"? Or both?

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:22 PM (kU0PQ)

287 you are no better than a fascist.

Let's just admit that requires a wildly... "expansive" definition of "fascist."

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:25 PM (kU0PQ)

288 who believed AIDS patients should be hidden from the public

I don't know of anyone who wanted AIDS patients to be hidden. I wanted them QUARANTINED and not allowed to share their penises or needles with anyone else. But that is NOT "hidden."

OK, I'm gonna stop now. Because these people are just nuts. They need to all be in asylums, where they can be cared for and masked up the rest of their lives.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:28 PM (kU0PQ)

289 but they cater to capital within a year[/]

I know, I said last one already but...

This place was only open a year?!? And there's this much hate and discontent? Oy vey. Maybe they should reset the mandatory masking and just serve bathtub absinthe. Or methanol. With a 5 drink minimum.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:34 PM (kU0PQ)

290
Also funny that so many are worried about "long Covid" when I just saw something today saying that it is so weird and varied that a bunch of actual scientists don't think it's really a disease unto itself.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 07:37 PM (kU0PQ)

291 In Darwin we trust....

Posted by: Yossarian at September 22, 2026 07:46 PM (ho9UB)

292 Yikes on Bikes!
Or
Dykes off Meds!

Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 22, 2026 08:01 PM (AyJfL)

293 273 82 What in the actual fuck is wrong with Massachusetts?
Posted by: Duke Lowel

It's the Portugees.

The sane people all got the heck out of there years ago.

Posted by: Fritz at September 22, 2026 08:32 PM (J7jo9)

294 I'm late here, but this impacts me. Communists steal. They find value, then steal it. The "ableist" crowd, the whole "reasonable accommodation for students with disabilities" is theft.

I think this is important because of who is being stolen from.

The communists are stealing from the genuinely disabled.

Posted by: meh at September 23, 2026 02:24 AM (kK7U2)

295 Have you seen a room full of lesbians? Masks have nothing to do with health... physical health. Well, that's my story and I am sticking with it. And, yes, I have seen wall to wall lesbians on numerous occasions. Why do you think they prefer straight women, when possible? We all... agreed on some things, there was that. ;p

Posted by: Doom at September 23, 2026 08:34 AM (nl1Ox)

Bloomberg Was Paying -- Bribing, We Sometimes Call It -- Democrat State AGs to Push "Environmentalism" Lawsuits

But that's okay, because the law doesn't apply to leftists.

Being a leftist is playing life on Easy Mode with all cheat codes enabled.

Bloomberg-Backed Climate Group Paying Salaries of Democratic State AG Officials Quietly Shuts Down Amid Congressional, Legal Scrutiny

The initiative's website states that it is 'historical material,' and its leaders no longer list it as their employer on their LinkedIn pages

A group housed at the New York University School of Law and backed by billionaire climate activist Michael Bloomberg quietly closed its doors in late August amid congressional scrutiny into its funding and operations. The so-called State Energy and Environmental Impact Center's signature initiative involved placing paid, climate-focused "fellows" in Democrat-controlled state attorney general offices nationwide as those offices sued the oil industry and other energy providers.

The center's sudden closure comes as a surprise: It continued to update its public database tracking state attorney general actions relevant to its climate priorities until Aug. 31, the date of its apparent closure. It also released an episode of its in-house podcast, Recharged with the State Impact Center, less than three weeks prior to that date. And in its 2025 "year in review" report released last December, the center indicated that it would continue operating throughout 2026.

But prior to its closure, the center was coming under increased pressure for effectively paying the salaries of state law enforcement agencies that were pursuing lawsuits in line with the center's priority of going after energy providers.

...

The disappearance of the center comes as it faced multiple congressional and state-level investigations over alleged ethics issues related to its funding and its practice of paying the salaries of officials it placed in state attorney general offices. Media reports and lawmakers often referred colloquially to those officials as "Bloomberg fellows" because Bloomberg helped found the center in 2017 with two seed grants worth $2.8 million each. Tax filings show that Bloomberg provided the grants through his eponymous charity, the Bloomberg Family Foundation--one of the country's most influential charities--that focuses on climate activism.

The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee opened an investigation into the center last year, stating that its activities "raise questions as to whether participating state attorneys general are acting on independent judgement to best serve the interests of their states' citizens."

"The Bloomberg-NYU program effectively offers states partisan money from a billionaire to carry out official functions of their offices," the panel wrote at the time. Bloomberg, it continued, "disguises his donations as 'philanthropy'" and uses the impact center as a mechanism "to skirt legislative bodies and effect partisan policy."

In a statement to the Free Beacon, the Oversight Committee's chairman Rep. James Comer (R., Ky.) said he remained concerned that the center "undermined public integrity and pushed radical Democrat policies that increase energy costs for Americans, despite billing itself as 'nonpartisan.'"

"The Committee is glad to see that this center will no longer be in operation," he added.

Another example: Being a leftist is playing life on easy mode with all cheat codes enabled.

Nick Minock
@NickMinock

6h

🚨Fairfax County Supervisor Andres Jimenez who was clocked driving 104 mph in a 70 next to a school bus got a great deal in court.

His reckless driving criminal charge, which carried potential jail time, was reduced all the way down to an improper driving traffic infraction. Improper driving is several steps below reckless driving and carries no jail time.

For comparison, in 2014, Washington Nationals outfielder Jayson Werth was convicted of reckless driving and sentenced to 10 days in jail for driving his Porsche over 100 mph on the Capital Beltway (Source: ESPN). Fairfax County General District Court Judge Penney Azcarate said at the time that the jail sentence was appropriate given the excessive speed.

WATCH BELOW: Video shows a Virginia State Trooper pulling over Fairfax County Supervisor Andres Jimenez for reckless driving. The video shows him driving fast next to a school bus.

The officer tells Jimenez he clocked him driving 104 mph in a 70. Jimenez said he wasn’t paying attention, apologized, said he was on his way to work and that the board meeting started in 20 minutes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:42 PM




Comments

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1 Always

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:43 PM (N1DT3)

2 The left doesn't care about the law.

They care what they can get away with. And pay prosecutors and other of their cronies well to make sure they can get away with a lot.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (Y+ssL)

4 See: Every liberal ousted for malfeasance in governance getting a cushy gig or a book deal.

Compare to: Conservatives persecuted by the left getting bankrupted and forgotten by the right.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (N1DT3)

5 Hammer down.

Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (FhXTo)

6 1st Jose Jimenez joke wins a cardboard upgrade.

Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (FhXTo)

7 Ah, Fairfax County, you wretched hive of scum and villainy, don't you ever change.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

8 But that's okay, because the law doesn't apply to leftists.
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Why would it?

We're just trying to make things better!

Posted by: Leftist at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Fi81e)

9 Fairfax is a wretched hive of corruption.

Because government $$$$ corrupts and the people who seek it are already corrupt.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (N1DT3)

10 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (hG5L0)

11 Yup, bribery.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (l3cgK)

12 Fairfax County Supervisor Andres Jimenez who was clocked driving 104 mph in a 70 next to a school bus got a great deal in court.

His reckless driving criminal charge, which carried potential jail time, was reduced all the way down to an improper driving traffic infraction. Improper driving is several steps below reckless driving and carries no jail time.


Wait, I though we wanted No Kings!?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

13 Hello to Nothing Will Happen Guy.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (Sco7b)

14 13 Hello to Nothing Will Happen Guy.

In this case, he has a point.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

15 Ya but Jason Werth is white.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 04:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

16 Hey that slap on the wrist really hurt!!

Posted by: What do you mean nothing will happen? at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (anL5R)

17 I'm taking over.

Posted by: The Nothing's IS Happening Guy at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (Fi81e)

18 Bloomberg Was Paying -- Bribing, We Sometimes Call It -- Democrat State AGs to Push "Environmentalism" Lawsuits


My shocked face is on back order, it's been used too many times and the stock ran out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (I43vL)

19
I am drinking a Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA.

Whoa, if you want an immediate buzz drink one.

It tastes different but it kicks ass.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:50 PM (/QHx4)

20 Hey that slap on the wrist really hurt!!

Posted by: What do you mean nothing will happen? at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (anL5R)
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They need to boil that noodle a little bit more!!

Posted by: Noodle Victim of The Man at September 22, 2026 04:50 PM (Fi81e)

21 18 Bloomberg Was Paying -- Bribing, We Sometimes Call It -- Democrat State AGs to Push "Environmentalism" Lawsuits


My shocked face is on back order, it's been used too many times and the stock ran out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 04:49 PM (I43vL)

If you make the face, I'll hit you on your back so it stays stuck...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:50 PM (l3cgK)

22 Well, the car is ment to do over 100mph

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

23 SNNIGH.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)

24 22 Well, the car is ment to do over 100mph

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

Those are assault cars. They need to be limited to no more than 50 mph...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (l3cgK)

25 You can't hate [every person, organization, entity, demographic or ideology that you already hate] enough.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Av6i5)

26 What is Champerty alex?

Posted by: Thing that Bloomberg won't be punished for doing at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (anL5R)

27 Al Dente is too inhuman.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (Fi81e)

28 You can't hate [every person, organization, entity, demographic or ideology that you already hate] enough.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Av6i5)
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I include Republicans.

However, if you find yourself hating Republicans more than other political groups, you need to improve your hate of the others.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:53 PM (Fi81e)

29 Leftists believe they are pure as the driven snow, and even if they don't quite live up to that, their intentions are just so darned good that they shouldn't be held responsible for mistakes.

Meanwhile, because I have less than honorable feelings concerning what they are doing to my country, I end up in the Confessional.

I guess I prefer to have my mistakes wiped out while I'm alive than held against me after death, but as leftist, I suppose their opinions vary on that topic.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:55 PM (XFD51)

30 Another example: Being a leftist is playing life on easy mode with all cheat codes enabled.

Most leftists don't get this treatment, though.
It's usually the wealthy, connected, powerful, or kill their three children, who can get away with anything on the left.
The rest of them are on their own.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

31 All Democrats, everywhere: "The laws only apply to the peasants! And I became a Democrat 'public servant' just so I would NOT be a peasant!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (HlyYF)

32 22 Well, the car is ment to do over 100mph
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

DH's Dodge Challenger doesn't know how to go slow. When he bought it, he budgeted a certain number of speeding violations in the price.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (XFD51)

33 It's not "Dirty Money" if you got it from insider trading and use it to promote communist conspiracy theories designed to destroy the capitalist system that made you rich in the first place.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)

34 Leftists believe they are pure as the driven snow, and even if they don't quite live up to that

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:55 PM (XFD51)
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Their narcissism covers all gaps.

I've heard more and more people saying it: every relationship a lefty has is transactional.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

35 It's not "Dirty Money" if you got it from insider trading and use it to promote communist conspiracy theories designed to destroy the capitalist system that made you rich in the first place.
==
Hey you make my life story sound like I and an ungrateful cheat!

Posted by: Bloomberg at September 22, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)

36 28 You can't hate [every person, organization, entity, demographic or ideology that you already hate] enough.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (Av6i5)

Horror movies are less terrifying when you imagine the person being tortured and slowly sawed in half is a lib.

But then the death is sad because you know the dead person will be voting Dem 5 times each election forever.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Sco7b)

37 I hope there is a right-wing lawfare group that is pumping their AI agents to generate Ethics complaints to the relevant oversight committees.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

38 Because government $$$$ corrupts and the people who seek it are already corrupt.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (N1DT3)

Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt? To what are they referring, or are they just screaming at the sky on this one?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)

39 Another example: Being a leftist is playing life on easy mode with all cheat codes enabled.

Most leftists don't get this treatment, though.
It's usually the wealthy, connected, powerful, or kill their three children, who can get away with anything on the left.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)
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You're forgetting the people not arrested for burning riots.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)

40 Headline (Washington Examiner):

"Michigan attorney general says she has 'no choice' but to support Abdul El Sayed"

Excerpt:

“I can’t be true to my values if I even consider voting for Mike Rogers,” [Nessel] said. “We have one candidate that I know is going to fight against the Trump administration, is going to fight to protect both our physical security, our safety, our health, and our futures, and then we have another canidate, Mike Rogers, who’s not going to do any of that and only cares about self-enrichment and how many pats on the back he can get from Donald Trump.”

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (rj6Yv)

41 6 1st Jose Jimenez joke wins a cardboard upgrade.

Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM


"My name is Jose Jimenez. But I don't have a drivers license or any other form of ID. Also, No habla ingles."

Cardboard level prize? I am jumping up three full levels!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (HlyYF)

42 In many places, if you "know a guy", you can get your (average) ticket forgiven completely. I suppose maybe this guy "knew a guy" but the excessive speed meant he still had to pay something.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (vbXSk)

43
25. cut. jib.newsletter.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (7esJd)

44 From the prior thread:

Regardless of whether or not you believe subliminal advertising works, advertisers pay psychology experts the big bucks for theories like that.

I float the idea that Converse may have stage it, with enough details that would make it doubtful.

But observing several years of watching Trump direct the media attention by outrage, I suspect that if it was deliberate, Converse probably didn't leave the discovery up to chance, and it actually paid the outrage seeders as well.

This is not something I rate as high-probability, but it's on the field for me.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)


Well. Why did American rage-aholics latch onto an global online ad campaign aimed at K-pop fanatics? According to Brave AI search summary, it was on the Converse U.S. website and all over social media, such as the Converse Malaysia Instagram. It was visible to Americans but not really aimed at us, so I'll add rage seeding to the possibility matrix.

Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (ke3zm)

45 Horror movies are less terrifying when you imagine the person being tortured and slowly sawed in half is a lib.


Posted by: Stateless -

Resident Evil is set in Colorado. Didn't even have to imagine.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

46 33 It's not "Dirty Money" if you got it from insider trading and use it to promote communist conspiracy theories designed to destroy the capitalist system that made you rich in the first place.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)


Carnegie libraries were a blessing, a real contribution to the country.

Our many billionaire donors are bent on destroying everything that gave them their billions.

We have a wicked elite in the west.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)

47 #28 Axeman, I hate those against us, but I particularly hate the repubcants. They are supposed to help us and not throw us under the bus eavery chance they get. Or they play post turtle and let the demonrats peon us by default.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (VyFya)

48 Their narcissism covers all gaps.

I've heard more and more people saying it: every relationship a lefty has is transactional.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

That certainly explains the women who get divorced because of any number of stupid reasons. Same reason they got married. He has money, or he is a beta she can boss around, or who the hell knows? Nothing about sacrificial love, wishing the highest and best for the other for the other's sake, 'til death do us part. Just, how do you like me now?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (XFD51)

49 I hope there is a right-wing lawfare group that is pumping their AI agents to generate Ethics complaints to the relevant oversight committees.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)
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On the subject of oversight, I had this idea last week.

I would answer every question asked/grandstanding by Maxine Waters by "I'm going to let you reclaim your time."

Suddenly, you're not talking enough.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (Fi81e)

50 45 Horror movies are less terrifying when you imagine the person being tortured and slowly sawed in half is a lib.


Posted by: Stateless -

Resident Evil is set in Colorado. Didn't even have to imagine.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

Is "Resident Evil" about a green card holder?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (l3cgK)

51 You're forgetting the people not arrested for burning riots.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (Fi81e)

Oh yeah, activists and college students and their other pets get a pass, but your average every day normie leftist is screwed like everybody else if he gets in trouble.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:02 PM (6ydKt)

52 #28 Axeman, I hate those against us, but I particularly hate the repubcants. They are supposed to help us and not throw us under the bus eavery chance they get. Or they play post turtle and let the demonrats peon us by default.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (VyFya)
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They are opportunists whose only opportunity is to sell a message to the traditional crowd.

Trump--who is not that conservative--does more for us.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)

53 What is Champerty alex?
Posted by: Thing that Bloomberg won't be punished for doing at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (anL5R)


*There's* a term you don't hear very often.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (iIyc0)

54 The best thing about money as a concept is that it can corrupt even the most rabid "anti-capitalist" revolutionaries.

"Tear down the system! Equality for all! Ban capitalism! Eliminate police, private property and money!"

"Money? You mean...this stuff? [Waves a fan of C-notes in your face?] Which are all yours if you get in on the grift?"

[Pauses for a moment, then pockets the cash.] "More studies are needed to determine if we should tear down the system!"

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Av6i5)

55 "and then we have another candidate, Mike Rogers, who’s not going to do any of that and only cares about self-enrichment and how many pats on the back he can get from Donald Trump.”

Every race tactic for Dems is about appealing to TDS, reminding the voter "Orange Man Bad, vote for the terrorist".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (vbXSk)

56 Bloomberg is proof you can stack shit 5 feet 7 inches high.

Posted by: Turd Polisher at September 22, 2026 05:04 PM (dHE+H)

57
Giving money to people who have not earned it is the big problem in our country. It is like giving momey to our kids when they did not do anything to earn it.

Cut off the free money will help. Unfortunately crime will increase.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:04 PM (/QHx4)

58 Every race tactic for Dems is about appealing to TDS, reminding the voter "Orange Man Bad, vote for the terrorist".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM


They are going to use the same $hit in 2028 when we get a vance/rubio ticket. It will be a fight against Trump's puppets.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 05:05 PM (I43vL)

59 Nothing about sacrificial love, wishing the highest and best for the other for the other's sake, 'til death do us part. Just, how do you like me now?
==
The concept of sacrificial love is not something that is talked about in our culture anymore.

I could go on.

Posted by: Patriotism, Parenthood, Missonaries, etc etc at September 22, 2026 05:05 PM (anL5R)

60 Every race tactic for Dems is about appealing to TDS, reminding the voter "Orange Man Bad, vote for the terrorist".
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I think about this:
"Conservatives won't turn out 'cause Trump is not on the ticket."

But, every race is now about Trump, and the Dems put him on the ticket.

What if it backfires on them?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (3cUTc)

61 More disturbing to me is that this "public servant" is driving a 2025 Porsche 911.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (bNf8H)

62 Resident Evil is set in Colorado. Didn't even have to imagine.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

I'm taking a break but I was having them on in the background by the computer. Very entertaining movies. Milla was smoking.

FoxNews - the Five - Kayleigh is there. Cool..

Covering Trump at the UN. Feelings were hurt.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)

63 They are going to use the same $hit in 2028 when we get a vance/rubio ticket. It will be a fight against Trump's puppets.
Posted by: Mister Scott

These guys are really evil unlike that reasonable Trump.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:07 PM (YZ0Fo)

64 [Pauses for a moment, then pockets the cash.] "More studies are needed to determine if we should tear down the system!"

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (Av6i5)

The basic and succinct history of cities across the U.S.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:08 PM (6ydKt)

65 All Democrats, everywhere: "The laws only apply to the peasants! And I became a Democrat 'public servant' just so I would NOT be a peasant!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:56 PM (HlyYF)

It's called party membership. Same as the nazis. Same thing in the Soviet Union. Party members get a pass on everything but party disloyalty.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 05:09 PM (g8Ew8)

66 Well. Why did American rage-aholics latch onto an global online ad campaign aimed at K-pop fanatics? According to Brave AI search summary, it was on the Converse U.S. website and all over social media, such as the Converse Malaysia Instagram. It was visible to Americans but not really aimed at us, so I'll add rage seeding to the possibility matrix.

Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 05:00 PM (ke3zm)
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Because what you just said lends it plausible deniability.

And an ad campaign can be engineered to do more than one thing at a time.

You'll never find me insisting that's what it is, or even that people that don't accept it are in some sort of denial. I'm just putting that scenario out there.

It's also because while I can side with the idea it wasn't intentional, it's not something I have knowledge of that I can insist it's not intentional.

So, when the scenario of its being intentional came up, I put together a scenario of how I believe it could be intentional.

I really don't believe that KKK appeals more to Koreans than a top K-pop idol (who is cute as a bug in other vid). So, I think people are simply charting their stupidity to buy into that scenario

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)

67 Covering Trump at the UN. Feelings were hurt.
==
Frankly, that is the least of what a US president should do at the UN. Only Trump would do it. You start with Trump, then who follows. . . and with what.

Posted by: THE Donald at September 22, 2026 05:09 PM (anL5R)

68 Barratry is paying for or encouraging lawsuits. It's at least grounds for disbarment. Just saying...

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (sFNX2)

69 I think about this:
"Conservatives won't turn out 'cause Trump is not on the ticket."

But, every race is now about Trump, and the Dems put him on the ticket.

What if it backfires on them?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (3cUTc)
======

But the best thing DJT can do to is to kick some lying liar journalists out of the White House. Oh, wait ...

Posted by: mrp at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (rj6Yv)

70
Why do we let people into our country who our tax money pays for?

If you can't support your family without us paying for you and your rugrats fuck off.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (/QHx4)

71
More disturbing to me is that this "public servant" is driving a 2025 Porsche 911.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

================

104 mph, cool. Did he buy carbon credits for that?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:11 PM (mmrXZ)

72 SEEIC Heil!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:11 PM (2GVsD)

73 Ordinarily I would say NY would do nothing to Bloomberg. However I can see the leftist lunatics prosecuting Bloomberg just to get at his cash. The fact they might be implicated would be lost on them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:12 PM (I6R/i)

74 What you just said offended me!

I’m offended that you think I give a shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 05:12 PM (W2Pud)

75 You'll never find me insisting that's what it is, or even that people that don't accept it are in some sort of denial. I'm just putting that scenario out there.

It's also because while I can side with the idea it wasn't intentional, it's not something I have knowledge of that I can insist it's not intentional.

So, when the scenario of its being intentional came up, I put together a scenario of how I believe it could be intentional.
==
That also how you know its an op. Its effect on the audience is polarizing. It is meant to stoke emotion. Some will boycott converse, others will defend. THey boycotters were not buying converse anyway. The defenders weren't either. Now the defenders will buy. Its not a insane strategy. Its a calculated risk and executed with enough ambiguity to insulate from claims of cynical manipulation. But that is exactly what it is.

Posted by: THE Donald at September 22, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)

76 Why do we let people into our country who our tax money pays for?

If you can't support your family without us paying for you and your rugrats fuck off.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (/QHx4)
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My wife told me that processors are given instructions from their superiors how to assign them all sorts of maladies to sign them up for as much assistance as can be squeezed from the system. But perhaps that was mainly in the Biden years.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)

77 Reagan:

Conservative seeing a Porsche, "One day I'll own one."
Leftist, "why do you own a Porsche?"

Modern version:
Conservative, "One day I'll own one."
Leftist, "I'll have the taxpayers buy me one."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (2GVsD)

78 Imagine the corrupt abuse that would have occurred had Bloomberg ever gotten into the White House. Even without his presence, it is standard procedure when a Dem holds the Executive branch to have the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) issue federal grants to "conservation" groups and Climate Change proponents to use in legal costs in challenging the removal of regulatory overreach, or to lobby for new regulations using legal pressure.

IOW, the zealots still residing in the EPA (and despite Zeldin's efforts, there are many) shove taxpayer money to environmental groups to challenge the current policy and harden regulations...and then hire counsel on behalf of the EPA to take a dive and let them win. And, we pay for this.

There is still $20 Billion sitting in escrow in Citibank that Zeldin put a hold on...and that is being fought over in the Courts. And that $20 Billion was only designated to 8 non-profits.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (dIske)

79
"Michigan attorney general says she has 'no choice' but to support Abdul El Sayed"

Fox News says he's ahead by seven points.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (Cqx++)

80 (D)ifferent speeding (R)ules

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (jmRo5)

81
It would be interesting if Trump cut off all federal money to non citizens.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:14 PM (/QHx4)

82 Mandami/Bloomberg action?

Brain bleach stat!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:15 PM (2GVsD)

83 The Five's about to cover Kamala and Abdul!!
All of her drunken BDSM dreams may soon be coming true!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:15 PM (Sco7b)

84 THey boycotters were not buying converse anyway. The defenders weren't either. Now the defenders will buy. Its not a insane strategy. Its a calculated risk and executed with enough ambiguity to insulate from claims of cynical manipulation. But that is exactly what it is.
Posted by: THE Donald at September 22, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)
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Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if some of the monetized "influencers" burning their Chucks, went out and bought them as an "investment" in raising their engagement.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)

85 Kamala brings the kneepads and Abdul the KY

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:16 PM (2GVsD)

86 The ad did two things:
1. Showed off the shoes and logo prominently.
2. Cute eye candy in the middle.

Other than that it's a rather simple shot they thought would appeal to women and men in Korea and Asia.

Nike is way too woke to risk the universally known Converse brand being labeled racist. That's why they came out with a groveling apology before lunch was over.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

87 Bloomberg & James Clyburn made Biden...President.

All of 'his climate policies were working closely with Bloomberg-backed initiatives like the Global Business Forum & America Is All.

Core Pillars: Inflation Reduction Act - roughly $369-$374 billion toward energy security & climate change mitigation. Clean Energy Tax Credits; Emissions Targets, and International re-engagement (rejoining the Paris Agreement & shifting development finance priorities at institutions like the World Bank).

Investments were intentionally designed to prioritize job creation & environmental justice for POC and historically disadvantaged communities. (Climate Power found +/- 66% of new clean energy jobs & 74% of projects spurred by the IRA were located in communities of color.

The Justice40 Mandate: 40% of the overall benefits of federal climate change, clean energy, affordable housing, and pollution-remediation investments flow directly to disadvantaged communities.

The American Climate Corps. Local hiring preferences & labor standards, and green manufacturing & EV supply chains.

Environmental & Climate Justice Block Grants, and more.

Bloomberg pushed the bottom up alignment.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 05:18 PM (NFX2v)

88
Leeches, so many leeches.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:18 PM (/QHx4)

89 Barratry is paying for or encouraging lawsuits. It's at least grounds for disbarment. Just saying...
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 22, 2026 05:10 PM (sFNX2)


It'll also get you a place deep down in one of the bolgias in Dante's version of Hell.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 22, 2026 05:18 PM (iIyc0)

90 Leeches, so many leeches.

Flammenwerfer

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)

91 What are the odds that al-Sayed attempts to kill a reporter or activist before election day? Seems to have anger issues, or he's just a Muslim

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM (I6R/i)

92 2. Cute eye candy in the middle.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)
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I found her not that remarkable in the add picture.

But somebody posted a video of her all gussied up on stage. And she's a looker.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e)

93 This bloomberg stuff was known for a while. I thought he did the same for gun control, but not sure just now.

My question is, was he doing this out of conviction, or was it a known and obvious attempt to destroy the USA? Seems like that. Paid by China I would guess. There has to be quidproquo there if anyone looked.

Also funny they mention "layers" and "ethics" in the same article that is like "whores" and "morals" or .. well you get the idea. It was obviously unethical, but how the hell was it legal?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:20 PM (qrwTk)

94 All of it is disgusting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 05:21 PM (vC80E)

95

Anyone who is on the dole should not be able to vote.

Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:21 PM (/QHx4)

96 Kamala - DEI is an attack on black maternal care.
Muslims are all about female well-being.

Oh, and Pritzker lost 80 pounds.
And still looks like hell.

Better than Al Sharpton though. Black Skeletor is not doing well.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)

97 Mo knew men were animals. But instead of trying to reform the men, all the women got put into garbage bags.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:23 PM (2GVsD)

98 For my friends, everything.

For my enemies, the law.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (RIvkX)

99 Leftists are a parliament of whores.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (2GVsD)

100 It’s (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (vupS9)

101 What is Champerty alex?
Posted by: Thing that Bloomberg won't be punished for doing at September 22, 2026 04:52 PM (anL5R)

*There's* a term you don't hear very often.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 22, 2026 05:03 PM (iIyc0)

Used to be my partner. We went together like peas and carrots.

Posted by: Maintenance at September 22, 2026 05:24 PM (TbWk/)

102 93 “This bloomberg stuff was known for a while. I thought he did the same for gun control, but not sure just now.”

Everytown and Moms Demand Action IIRC.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:25 PM (vupS9)

103
Did you notice that the cop had his right foot planted in front of the rear tire so that if he tried to leave, he'd rack up an aggravated assault charge? "Drive away. I dare you. I double dare you."

As to the council meeting being in 20 minutes? Well homey, you're gonna be late since I can't in good conscience let you drive around possibly endangering the public with an unsafe vehicle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)

104 Some 22 traitorous states are suing Trump admin for applying a law on the books since 1882 to allow denial of green cards if the applicant will rely on public benefits.

The other states should sue these 22 states.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 05:26 PM (Dv3i1)

105 91 What are the odds that al-Sayed attempts to kill a reporter or activist before election day? Seems to have anger issues, or he's just a Muslim

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:19 PM


The Venn Diagram circle of "men with anger issues" almost completely envelopes the circle of "Muslim males".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:27 PM (HlyYF)

106 Anyone who is on the dole should not be able to vote.

Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:21 PM


I would go further. Anyone who gets more $$$ from a federal tax "refund" than they paid in should not be able to vote.


I personally know quite a few people who make money when they file their income taxes. EIC can be up to $8,000 if you have a couple of kids. And that ain't a tax credit, that's cash money they get back when they file their tax return.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 05:27 PM (I43vL)

107
Mister Scott,

You are right.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4)

108 97 Mo knew men were animals. But instead of trying to reform the men, all the women got put into garbage bags.
___

Mo knew well his own lusts. Better to have the women in bags than be tempted was his solution. Definitely a cult.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (Dv3i1)

109 You guys saying the add thing was intentional are nuts.

It only happened because she was wearing a white skirt and the star light made that shape. And heavy cropping, hand partially in shadow....

The star light is standard Chuck Taylor lighting -- they use it in store displays too. It was clearly accidental and honestly I don't think anyone would see it without the cropping -- subliminally or superliminally or interliminally or whatever.

The kerfuffle over this is making my liminal hate [all groups I already hate] even more.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (qrwTk)

110 33 It's not "Dirty Money" if you got it from insider trading and use it to promote communist conspiracy theories designed to destroy the capitalist system that made you rich in the first place.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Av6i5)

It’s a way for the elite to pull up the ladder behind them and ensure any other up and comers learn to shut up and know their place.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (vupS9)

111 It’s a way for the elite to pull up the ladder behind them and ensure any other up and comers learn to shut up and know their place.
Posted by: Cow Demon

This is about me isn't it?
-Megan Rapinoe

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

112 106 Anyone who is on the dole should not be able to vote.

Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.

Posted by: four seasons
------------

I support the 4 grandparent rule --- 4 US citizen grandparents.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (qrwTk)

113 nO oNe'S aBoVe DaH LaW~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (HeG1i)

114 103
Did you notice that the cop had his right foot planted in front of the rear tire so that if he tried to leave, he'd rack up an aggravated assault charge? "Drive away. I dare you. I double dare you."

As to the council meeting being in 20 minutes? Well homey, you're gonna be late since I can't in good conscience let you drive around possibly endangering the public with an unsafe vehicle.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 05:25 PM (y9nCu)

The last time my old man got stopped by the cops was for speeding; he was running late for a court hearing in a neighboring county. Now, he wasn’t going nearly that fast, but he took his lumps. But he wasn’t a county commissioner or anything like that. Just a soldier.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (vupS9)

115 For comparison, in 2014, Washington Nationals outfielder white male Jayson Werth was convicted of reckless driving and sentenced to 10 days in jail for driving his Porsche over 100 mph on the Capital Beltway


Updated for accuracy.

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (EoyNh)

116

The officer tells Jimenez he clocked him driving 104 mph in a 70. Jimenez said he wasn’t paying attention, apologized, said he was on his way to work and that the board meeting started in 20 minutes.

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He saying he's late so he gets to speed. Which means he'll keep doing it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 05:33 PM (zqeQL)

117 Bloomberg was kind of a shit. Or is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s)

118 All politicians live by a separate set of rules. We are not in that club. Also other groups have rules carve outs. Can you name some others?

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 05:35 PM (Gqar8)

119 Huh so it isn't Elon it's the Ashkenazi Oligarchy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 05:35 PM (bX16E)

120 Two tier justice. Something like this pops up on X daily.
What's unique here is the perps name - Q'Laundra Hood

https://tinyurl.com/58tjz89a

And I assume you have all seen this from York PA?

https://tinyurl.com/yw9ukxxh

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 05:36 PM (Dv3i1)

121 117 Bloomberg was kind of a shit. Or is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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Bloomberg makes leftwing scumbag democrat politicians look bad

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:36 PM (qrwTk)

122 Two tier justice. Something like this pops up on X daily.
What's unique here is the perps name - Q'Laundra Hood

https://tinyurl.com/58tjz89a

And I assume you have all seen this from York PA?

https://tinyurl.com/yw9ukxxh
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Check out the judge in the Q'Laundra case.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

123 Universal suffrage was and remains a mistake.

Posted by: Let the crying and recrimination commence at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (TbWk/)

124 > Did you notice that the cop had his right foot planted in front of the rear tire so that if he tried to leave, he'd rack up an aggravated assault charge? "Drive away. I dare you. I double dare you."

Cops have a caltrop/spike strip device that fits in the hand. When they're dealing with someone they suspect will take off, they can put it right in front of the tire. No need to get in front of the pursuit and throw spike strips in front of a speeding car. It's pretty nifty.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (mkw2N)

125 90 Leeches, so many leeches.

Flammenwerfer


flammenwerfer is best werfer

Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe)

126 You guys saying the add thing was intentional are nuts.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:29 PM (qrwTk)
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For me, that's a strawman. I'm not saying anything "was" anything. I'm explaining a scenario.

Because I can't say it definitely wasn't intentional. I wanted to. I started to. But as I thought about it, the scenarios for intentionality came to me.

First of all, they could have spent a billion on that one photo, and yes, it still could have been incidental or simply whatever shapes they were. That's not off the table. So it's not like money = inevitability.

So when I said that people would be shocked at how much money they spend to engineer photos it's not about shapes can't be incidental. But it is about how much attention and engineering goes into one single photo that attenuates the case that something is simply incidental. Which leaves room for a separate thing to be engineered into the shot.

And repeatedly I have said that if they did one end, they probably did the other. I am not affirming what the other side "found" was intentional, only that they may have planted a semblance that guerrilla viral marketting would crop.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

127 For my friends everything. For my enemies, the law.

Posted by: Leftists Everywhere at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (CHq+B)

128 119 Huh so it isn't Elon it's the Ashkenazi Oligarchy.

so we're off the hook?

Posted by: anunaki at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (v3pYe)

129

Im sick and tired of our tax dollars paying for kids born to people already on the dole.

Maybe keep your legs together. We pay for birth control.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (/QHx4)

130 for driving his Porsche over 100 mph on the Capital Beltway

I miss the Grand National.

Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (FhXTo)

131 120

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I would think that as soon as you run from the scene, it is no longer "involuntary manslaughter" but murder.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (qrwTk)

132 112 106 Anyone who is on the dole should not be able to vote.

Hardnosed? Yes we should be hardnosed.

Posted by: four seasons
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I support the 4 grandparent rule --- 4 US citizen grandparents.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:32 PM (qrwTk)

My brother served in the military. My mother legally naturalized. You'd disenfranchise me and him and the rest of my siblings, even though some of my ancestors fought in the Revolutionary War and Civil War (on the winning sides). It'd be like the grandfather laws used to disenfranchise blacks in the old South.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:43 PM (l3cgK)

133 Universal suffrage was and remains a mistake.
Posted by: Let the crying and recrimination commence at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (TbWk/)
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People who say things like that are forgetting that there is no control universe.

We could have just as easily made another mistake that could have been worse had we not opted for universal suffrage.

But I do get your point.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (Fi81e)

134 124 > Did you notice that the cop had his right foot planted in front of the rear tire so that if he tried to leave, he'd rack up an aggravated assault charge? "Drive away. I dare you. I double dare you."

Genius move. Then when his foot gets destroyed he can get disability and medical retirement pension.

Posted by: Clever. Painful but clever. at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (TbWk/)

135
So Michael Bloomberg remains a climate cultist. I can't get over how these billionaires can be so ignorant and irrational. He has people who vet supplicants and causes up to their eyeballs, doesn't he? On any day of the week he's turning away tens of thousands of people who want his money for their world-saving program. Feed the Africans, save the spotted owls, stop the deforestation, on and on. There ARE actually good causes meanwhile. Nigerian Christians, Yazidi girls, disabled American veterans. And this is what he picks -- kill the internal combustion engine in America?

Bill Ackman is another one. He seems to be in recovery, although I wouldn't put it past him to slip in some direction or other. His wife speaks like a climate cultist and runs some organization that makes no money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (mmrXZ)

136 119 Huh so it isn't Elon it's the Ashkenazi Oligarchy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 05:35 PM (bX16E)

Khazar Milkers Oligarchy >>> Ashkenazi Oligarchy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:44 PM (l3cgK)

137 Mister Scott,

You are right.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4)
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Beam me up.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:45 PM (Fi81e)

138 flammenwerfer is best werfer
Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM (v3pYe)

I like those caramel werfers from Holland. Great with coffee.

Posted by: Delicious at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (TbWk/)

139 Cops have a caltrop/spike strip device that fits in the hand. When they're dealing with someone they suspect will take off, they can put it right in front of the tire. No need to get in front of the pursuit and throw spike strips in front of a speeding car. It's pretty nifty.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM


I did not know that.

I would like one on a stick (like a cheap selfie stick) so the officer does not have to bend over to place it.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (HlyYF)

140 Posted by: Axeman

No need to defend yourself, I only meant you were "nuts" as a figure of speech.

Just call me an ass and move on. I appreciate your logic, I only feel bad you took me too seriously.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (qrwTk)

141 Every leftist will say Bloomberg is a Republican because he ran as one to NYC mayor. Attempt to show his political beliefs and what he has financed would be too difficult for them to comprehend. "But he's a Republican"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (I6R/i)

142 Every leftist will say Bloomberg is a Republican because he ran as one to NYC mayor. Attempt to show his political beliefs and what he has financed would be too difficult for them to comprehend. "But he's a Republican"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Then how come he ran as a Democrat for president?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

143 Fairfax County, Virginia: more dollars than sense.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (2Ez/1)

144 Democratic & multi-state coalitions of state attorneys general - led heavily by figures like New York AG Letitia James, Connecticut AG William Tong, and California AG Rob Bonta - have filed over 100 lawsuits against the Trump administration addressing a wide variety of executive actions & policies.

Key ongoing and recent legal battles include:

Multi-state coalitions filed lawsuits challenging the administration's abrupt cancellation and buyouts of offshore wind energy leases using Judgment Fund money. (Eight-state East Coast coalition with a separate concurrent lawsuit filed by California.)

State AGs secured a preliminary injunction blocking the administration's demands for sensitive personal information regarding commercial driver's license holders. (24 states and jurisdictions)

AGs have successfully blocked or won rulings against attempts to cut off federal food assistance and social service access for immigrant families and lawful permanent residents.(25-state makeup.)

Coalitions have continuously sued over executive orders attempting to exert federal control over state-run elections, NIH grant terminations, and public health funding rescissions.(The exact ^ 25-states.)

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (NFX2v)

145 Their narcissism covers all gaps.

I've heard more and more people saying it: every relationship a lefty has is transactional.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

That certainly explains the women who get divorced because of any number of stupid reasons. Same reason they got married. He has money, or he is a beta she can boss around, or who the hell knows? Nothing about sacrificial love, wishing the highest and best for the other for the other's sake, 'til death do us part. Just, how do you like me now?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (XFD51)
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Lefties don't believe in unconditional love.

So they can't experience it, nor can they give it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (FZ29D)

146 141 Every leftist will say Bloomberg is a Republican because he ran as one to NYC mayor. Attempt to show his political beliefs and what he has financed would be too difficult for them to comprehend. "But he's a Republican"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (I6R/i)

And the squad are not commies/socialists...just Dems...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (l3cgK)

147
So when I said that people would be shocked at how much money they spend to engineer photos it's not about shapes can't be incidental. But it is about how much attention and engineering goes into one single photo that attenuates the case that something is simply incidental. Which leaves room for a separate thing to be engineered into the shot.

Posted by: Axeman

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Dude, there WASN'T ONE PHOTO. It was a REEL, and some bot did a frame-by-frame and found one image that it managed to CROP and INCREASE THE CONTRAST on and voila! A white triangle!

Like I said, it really means there will definitely be no black-and-white ads until people get over this shit. Probably no identifiable triangles either. Bots can find anything, especially if you allow them to MANIPULATE IMAGES.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (mmrXZ)

148 I would think that as soon as you run from the scene, it is no longer "involuntary manslaughter" but murder.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:42 PM (qrwTk)
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How does running from the scene change how voluntary it was?

Perhaps Murder+evasion could be made a more severe crime where the level of volition is discounted, but flight can easily be an instantaneous reaction to involuntarily killing someone, given negligence.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (Fi81e)

149
I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.

Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.

I sometimes think our country has been pussified.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4)

150 Stanford saw Hollywood race swapping characters and said, "Me too!"

They published an ad with a picture of a group of Stanford students. They edited the picture to change a white male to a black female. They also made the chubby Asian girl slimmer and cuter.

http://tiny.cc/8kxa101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (mkw2N)

151 1st Jose Jimenez joke wins a cardboard upgrade.

Posted by: DaveA
.......

What do I get for a Speedy Gonzalez joke?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (UjdFS)

152 149
I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.

Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.

I sometimes think our country has been pussified.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4)

The First Amendment does not protect a so-called "right" to not be offended...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:50 PM (l3cgK)

153 Actually, for about 8 years, Bloomberg was inarguably the best mayor in NYC's history.

He carried on what Giulianni had started and completely re-invogirated NYC making it truly the capital of the world and had NYC spinning like a top, he got bored in his third term and let his inner Karen take over, and it's pretty much subsumed him.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 05:50 PM (XV/Pl)

154 150 Stanford saw Hollywood race swapping characters and said, "Me too!"

They published an ad with a picture of a group of Stanford students. They edited the picture to change a white male to a black female. They also made the chubby Asian girl slimmer and cuter.

http://tiny.cc/8kxa101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (mkw2N)

fatphobics!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (l3cgK)

155 139. I would like one on a stick (like a cheap selfie stick) so the officer does not have to bend over to place it.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Long handle ice pick works.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (NFX2v)

156 What do I get for a Speedy Gonzalez joke?
Posted by: wth at September

Slowpoke Rodriguez was better.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

157 @142 wouldn't matter to Dem sheep he was a Republican.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:51 PM (I6R/i)

158 141 Every leftist will say Bloomberg is a Republican because he ran as one to NYC mayor. Attempt to show his political beliefs and what he has financed would be too difficult for them to comprehend. "But he's a Republican"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM


Every Leftist I know is heavily reliant on labels for "understanding". Of course, the valid labels must be placed by the woke octopus.

Right-wingers are perfectly capable of our own analysis, and don't give a crap about the "labels".

If I can observe you putting dog shit on my cheeseburger, I am NOT going to eat it, even if you label it "gourmet cuisine".

I know several Leftists that would still eat the burger.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (HlyYF)

159 158 141 Every leftist will say Bloomberg is a Republican because he ran as one to NYC mayor. Attempt to show his political beliefs and what he has financed would be too difficult for them to comprehend. "But he's a Republican"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM

Every Leftist I know is heavily reliant on labels for "understanding". Of course, the valid labels must be placed by the woke octopus.

Right-wingers are perfectly capable of our own analysis, and don't give a crap about the "labels".

If I can observe you putting dog shit on my cheeseburger, I am NOT going to eat it, even if you label it "gourmet cuisine".

I know several Leftists that would still eat the burger.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (HlyYF)

And wouldn't complain about it afterward.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (l3cgK)

160 Don't forget about us.

Posted by: 32 ounce carbonated drinks at September 22, 2026 05:52 PM (2Ez/1)

161 Yeah, they use Jayson Werth as an example of what should have happened to Jimenez....but here's the thing. Werth was sentence to 10 days in jail. It was reduced to 5 in a plea....and then, they allowed him to serve those five total days on weekends because he claimed he was undergoing shoulder therapy.

I think both got off rather light for driving like that....and I'm a Phillies Phan.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (dIske)

162 My brother served in the military. My mother legally naturalized. You'd disenfranchise me and him and the rest of my siblings, even though some of my ancestors fought in the Revolutionary War and Civil War (on the winning sides). It'd be like the grandfather laws used to disenfranchise blacks in the old South.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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Oh Jim, it's a comment, not a serious proposal.

Yeah, a lot of really good people would be unable to vote. But same if we took the franchise from women or non-property owners, or anyone handicapped who can't work......

The end result though is that the people who agreed with you would be in charge. And your kids would be able to vote.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (qrwTk)

163 Nood. Lesbians. Not those lesbians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e)

164 149
I am so sick of people saying, no matter the issue, that we will offend someone.

Fuck your feelings. There are many people who need to be offended.

I sometimes think our country has been pussified.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4

Stoicism. You realise what you can control and what you can't. We can only control our reactions.

Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)

165 @153 third terms are famous in NY for crushing politicians. Both Cuomo's, Ed Koch, Bloomberg etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 05:54 PM (I6R/i)

166 Remember:
Bloomberg made his millions by selling terminals that gave the very, very rich stock symbols microseconds faster than the public could get them.

So they could automatically execute trades and steal more from the public.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (3cUTc)

167 All Democrats, everywhere: "The laws only apply to the peasants! And I became a Democrat 'public servant' just so I would NOT be a peasant!"
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -- Adopted Democrat Motto

Posted by: Milton at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (XeU6L)

168 Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 05:49 PM (/QHx4

Stoicism. You realise what you can control and what you can't. We can only control our reactions.

Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)

There is NOTHING in the Constitution about a Right not to be offended.

Now, there is a Right to free speech... and no prohibition from being offensive.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 05:56 PM (mP0Kj)

169 139 Cops have a caltrop/spike strip device that fits in the hand. When they're dealing with someone they suspect will take off, they can put it right in front of the tire. No need to get in front of the pursuit and throw spike strips in front of a speeding car. It's pretty nifty.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 05:40 PM

________________________

Something else they do that isn't widely known. And, the video of this stop starts after they do it. They will touch the left taillight with their right hand and place a finger print there.. . So, in the event that the driver runs, they can identify the vehicle when the catch up or find it (even if they change or had bogus plates on...which happens a lot).

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)

170 Dude, there WASN'T ONE PHOTO. It was a REEL, and some bot did a frame-by-frame and found one image that it managed to CROP and INCREASE THE CONTRAST on and voila! A white triangle!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 05:48 PM (mmrXZ)
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As far as I saw, there is no frame in the video that is posed like that picture. It is a separate release of ~4 stills, not the video. AFAIS. There no frame with her putting the shoe on her head, AFAIS, but there is a still.

And the fact that it convinces you that other pictures other stills means it ABSOLUTELY was not intentional is something somebody could predict and use.

It does not diminish the engineered controversy scenario. In fact, it makes a better case for why converse is expecting more than a momentary backlash.

You have to look at the whole scenario I have proposed. None of it is "racist".

The intentional scenario finds it very likely that Converse set up the controversy by planting a semblance and then anonymously revealing it.

There is no way Converse could have paid for this much of their name in people's mouths.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 05:57 PM (Fi81e)

171 At least the guy didn't haul out the 'sovereign citizen' rant. Is that a Porch that he was driving? They get to go fast, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:01 PM (XeU6L)

172 Stoicism. You realise what you can control and what you can't. We can only control our reactions.

Libs have to control everyone which will never happen. Insanity ensues.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)
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That's their entire plan. To "fix" "society" (a strong holdover from Owen, btw). Thus they can't have you counteracting their "fix". You're part of the problem as part of unfixed society.

At least I'll say about Owen is that he bankrolled the whole "change". You didn't have to join his communes, and he didn't try to change your society in place.

And that's exactly what Marx thought was "socialism done wrong". It was voluntary.

Marx provided a logistical path to Owen's solution. He rode the wave of Rousseau, developed a theory of history, and made a crude "plan" of how to get to Owen's communes through historical development.

The funny thing is that Marx turns out to be the first person to say "He didnt' do socialism right".

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)

173 Something else they do that isn't widely known. And, the video of this stop starts after they do it. They will touch the left taillight with their right hand and place a finger print there..
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Mine has a protective coating of grime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 06:03 PM (XeU6L)

174 Thank you all for the responses.
I learn so much from all of you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 06:05 PM (Sco7b)

175 162
Oh Jim, it's a comment, not a serious proposal.

Yeah, a lot of really good people would be unable to vote. But same if we took the franchise from women or non-property owners, or anyone handicapped who can't work......

The end result though is that the people who agreed with you would be in charge. And your kids would be able to vote.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 05:53 PM (qrwTk)

Yeah, I know. But bad ideas that are close enough to good ones...and I understand such a change would be nigh impossible to do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 06:09 PM (l3cgK)

176 People who say things like that are forgetting that there is no control universe.

That is a bogus argument. Alexis de Tocqueville made the case.

The Control Group is every culture in all of human history, you don't need a parallel alternate/control universe when you have the Fourth Dimension.

But it wasn't just the 19th Amendment. Successive generations kept diluting the vote of people who had skin in the game.

15th - opened it up to non property owners
17th - took away State rights by popular election of the State's representatives.
19th - opened it up to emotional, irrational voters
23rd - allowed non-States to vote (further diluting the Union of States into an amorphous mess)
24th - removed the poll tax and allowed the dead, illegal aliens, street bums, welfare recipients, pets, fictional characters to vote
26th - Let people whose social mental development is still years off to vote.

All of these things conspired to turn elections into advanced auctions for stolen goods, since the one-way ratchet of returning to office is through gifts of other people's money.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (PVBkQ)

177 Leftist are trying to fix you (as unit of "society"). So of course you are necessarily involved.

And if you don't reform, you should, in their theory, be removed from the solution.

This is why Nazism is simply an extreme case of social engineering: Jews, the theory goes, stood in the way of a gelling German state that could really make headway. "Jewish newspapers" were always critical of German government and German people. Jews also held a good part of the wealth of the German nation.

Jews were in the way.

This is simple government-as-social-transformation behavior. It's just vituperatively aimed at a genetic variety.

Nazism is special by the lengths to which they pursued a genocidal "reform". But it falls into the general category of government-as-social-transformation. A key note of "fascism".

People are in the way--useless eaters, like the infirm, disabled and elderly, who cannot contribute to the societal value of work, can be removed.

Currently, if you're not on board with UK progress, the UK removes you to prison--at least for the time being.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:12 PM (Fi81e)

178 eople who say things like that are forgetting that there is no control universe.

That is a bogus argument. Alexis de Tocqueville made the case.
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It's not a bogus argument. Because a control group changes ONE thing, not a whole bunch of things and intangibles.

I believe that there is something to be leveraged from comparable situations. But there is no control universe.

I support your effort to convince as many people you can that universal suffrage was a bad idea, and if you raise a significant majority, to roll that back.

I sure as hell don't pretend to know that much better, and that's our system, anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 06:18 PM (Fi81e)

179 Slightly off topic, but why are the democrats claiming the Trump presidency is corrupt? To what are they referring, or are they just screaming at the sky on this one?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (XFD51)

That's a good question. I assumed talking points went out, because other than Trump coins, I couldn't think of anything.

Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 06:25 PM (SHHm+)

180 A lesbian with he/him pronouns?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 06:26 PM (uhVAy)

181 It's not a bogus argument. Because a control group changes ONE thing, not a whole bunch of things and intangibles.

Fine, then it is mental masturbation since in real-life few get the luxury to create a walled off control group—because you don't even know what that walled off group would look like.

So you look for patterns, signals, cause and effect, you collect data, make reasonable assumptions, test your assumptions, modify if they don't back test.

What your saying, in effect, is that algorithmic trading can't possibly happen because there is no control group that can run in parallel to compare The Trade to The Non Trade.

There are prohibitions to illegal aliens and dead people voting, yet a significant portion of voting is by these groups. It isn't possible to set up a 19th Control Group because there are always people working a "fix" around the obstacle.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 06:29 PM (nAS9C)

182 Our mission is to create systems of care and action and aid
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No.

Your mission is to serve liquor to rugmunchers, so they can get action from other box-jockeys, and aid them all in their missions to fingerbang otherwise unfuckable wildebeests by lowering their inhibitions with enough rotgut to take down Andre the Giant.

That's the "system," bitches. Love it, or something. I dunno. Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2026 06:30 PM (8IxOa)

183 I'm still stuck on why a County Supervisor is affording a Porsche, since the entry level Cayman is still $100K.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 22, 2026 07:11 PM (4vd8A)

Grand Jury: There Was No Murder In the Drowning Death of Nolan Wells

For some reason, what Black Conservative Perspective calls "The Pro Blacks" are angry that a black kid was not murdered.


The Disney Groomer Network is probably all busted up about it, too.


The grand jury reviewing the evidence in the death of Nolan Wells has found that no criminal charges are warranted at this point, according to the Jackson County Grand Jury Report released late Monday night.

The report says that the "position of, condition of, time of discovery, and location" of the 18-year-old's body off the coast of Mississippi this July is "consistent with drowning."

Wells vanished after he and friends had gone out celebrating the Fourth of July holiday on barrier islands off the Gulf Coast. His body was recovered in the waters off Horn Island two days later.

Authorities have previously said they believe the college football player drowned, but the final determination would go to a grand jury that would review all the case materials, including the state medical examiner's completed autopsy report, to decide whether Wells' death involved a crime.

The grand jury of 23 people, convened last week, found "no credible evidence to support the public allegations" that anyone riding to or from the island that day surrounding Wells "engaged in any criminal conduct related to" his death.

The panel was comprised of what the report called a "cross section of citizens" from the area: 13 men and ten women, including "12 Caucasians, five African Americans, one Asian, two Hispanics, two Native Americans, and one individual who preferred 'other.'" Their ages ranged from 27 years old to 68 years old.

The grand jury heard from 43 witnesses and reviewed materials including physical evidence collected at the scene, digital evidence, police reports and interviews, videos, images and maps collected during the investigation.

That Wells drowned is a conclusion by the process of elimination, the grand jury report said, adding that the condition of the body made it harder to figure out. The long-awaited toxicology report was "not particularly informative as decomposition fluid is an unreliable source for evaluating substance levels within a body."

The panel found, however, that Wells had no cocaine in his system and no evidence he'd ever used it. The panel did find that Wells bought alcohol with a fake ID, and no adults of alcohol-buying age provided any to him on the island that day.

There was bruising on the back of Wells' head, which was "not a fatal injury," the report said. The grand jury "found no evidence of any fatal injury or organic disease to Mr. Wells' body."

The media refuses to report on black crimes against whites -- there is still no national reporting on the white girls dragged into the bushes by their hair to be beaten on by black "youths" during a Mostly Peaceful "Teen Takeover" -- on the theory that reporting black on white crimes would incense whites who would then start attacking blacks.

On the other hand, they are determined to report fake White on Black Hate Crimes, despite there being proof that whites were not involved.

Leftist politicians like Ayanna Presley and the media keep claiming that a black student was "lynched," despite there being videotape of him walking into the woods where he was found hanged carrying a rope.

He brought a rope for his own lynching? Or was he just walking around randomly with a rope and coincidentally ran into a Lynching Party who thought "wow, the guy brought his own lynchin' rope, must be our day!"

Meanwhile, the AP keeps reporting that a black woman found hanged is triggering black people, reminding them of whites lynching blacks.

They fail to report that there was a man arrested in the crime -- a black man who knew the victim personally.

L A R R Y
@LarryOConnor

19h

She was murdered by a black man.

@AP hates you and wants Americans divided and angry.

There is literally no other possible explanation for this garbage.

It's more than that. AP wants to boost black voter turnout and they're willing to lie and incite violence against whites to get it.

If they just wanted us "divided and angry," they would also report on the very much more numerous examples of black attacks on whites. They don't -- they completely embargo them.

If the media is concerned that reporting black on white crimes will incite whites to attack blacks, shouldn't they be even more concerned that misreporting fake white on black crimes will incite blacks to attack whites?

That seems the more pressing concerns, as the crime statistics show that a black person is hugely more likely to violently assault a white person than the reverse.

Yet they keep doing it.

Almost as if it's intentional.

Meanwhile:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (P6lWH)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (W2Pud)

3 Darn,

But I can think of no one I’d rather be under!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

4 Listening to a black radio station (96.3) talk about this while I get slugged back to the commuter lot.

They're ENRAGED. "America ain't ready for what's gon happen when we break out on them with our rage!"

Then the other host: "we aren't angry ENOUGH!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (+Pz7P)

5 "police arrested 51-year-old Jarques Ratliff"

but that's still a white last name so there

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (CWTWj)

6 But I can think of no one I’d rather be under!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM


Cheap flattery will get you nowhere.

Expensive flattery, however...;P

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (P6lWH)

7 Well...that was a weird typo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (P6lWH)

8 You can't have a movie like Get Out without someone out there believing it's a documentary.
This is the power of relentless propaganda.

Posted by: PG at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (3cARd)

9 >> "12 Caucasians, five African Americans, one Asian, two Hispanics, two Native Americans, and one individual who preferred 'other.'"

And a partridge in a pear tree.

I'm so glad Obama left us with a colorblind society. All that racial healing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (viF8m)

10 We had a black 47 year old long time felon shot and killed by the police here last week. Immediate saltiness on that side of town for a few days. Then we had a 4 year old black kid shot in his bed at 3 a.m. in a drive by. Nary a peep. Make it make sense.

Posted by: nckate at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (enNUy)

11 I had never seen the full original picture of the woman in the long white skirt. I didn't think it was racist when I just saw the white shirt and black shoes, and I do not think it's racist now that I see the sort of Asian looking king woman. What is remotely racist about that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)

12 Wait until they look up the actual definition of lynching...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (HeG1i)

13 They fail to report that there was a man arrested in the crime -- a black man who knew the victim personally.

Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)

14 Here's another Jackson County, Missouri story.
Mother pleads guilty to baking her newborn baby to death in OVEN after claiming she mistook it for crib... and gets disgracefully short sentence

https://shorturl.at/fKiXD
(Daily Mail)

Spoiler Alert:
11 years

Posted by: No Name Today at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (8mulE)

15 Fucking pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (rujGJ)

16 They fail to report that there was a man arrested in the crime -- a black man who knew the victim personally.



Story SPIKED.

Posted by: This Is CNN at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (guGkK)

17 Ayanna Presley

Not my daughter.

Posted by: Zombie Elvis Presley at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (l3cgK)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

19 He brought a rope for his own lynching? Or was he just walking around randomly with a rope and coincidentally ran into a Lynching Party who thought "wow, the guy brought his own lynchin' rope, must be our day!"

=====

Common occurrence in the country.

Don't come to the country. It's dangerous. Stay in your safe cities.

Don't you know that NYC has a lower crime rate than all of Mississippi?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (X57hR)

20 They'll just scream 'NO JUSTICE IN WHITEYS AMERICA!!'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

21 15 Fucking pigs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (rujGJ)

What is just about the only thing a muzzie wouldn't do...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (l3cgK)

22 He brought a rope for his own lynching? Or was he just walking around randomly with a rope and coincidentally ran into a Lynching Party who thought "wow, the guy brought his own lynchin' rope, must be our day!"

It’s Mississippi.
The woods are crawling with KKK just waiting on a black guy with a rope to walk by.

They had to out earning digns out and everything.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

23 The reaction to the sneaker ad was weird.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (rJ48h)

24 An oven looks like a crib. New one.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (rujGJ)

25 6 Years a Slave

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (Fi81e)

26 8 You can't have a movie like Get Out without someone out there believing it's a documentary.
This is the power of relentless propaganda.
Posted by: PG



One of the 'Keye and Peele' guys directed that. His mom is white. So is his wife. Yet all the movies he has directed (several, don't know how many), the baddie is white(s). Always. He brags about it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (sAmhv)

27 23 The reaction to the sneaker ad was weird.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (rJ48h)

If dog whistles were sneakers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (l3cgK)

28 Cheap flattery will get you nowhere.

Expensive flattery, however...;P
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*sob*
-- Zombie Rachel Corrie

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

29 There is a waterfall of poison pumped into the black community in America by the media, Hollywood, academia, and black community leaders. A never ending cascade of poisonous misinformation and it breaks minds and souls. It’s deeply, deeply evil.

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They also think they're 50% of the US population.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (X57hR)

30 had never seen the full original picture of the woman in the long white skirt. I didn't think it was racist when I just saw the white shirt and black shoes, and I do not think it's racist now that I see the sort of Asian looking king woman. What is remotely racist about that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They had a cropped shot of just her skirt, the floating shoes, and her shoes. The floating shoes could have been interpretted as someone "hung", and the white skirt as a clan-member, just in the same shoes.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (2waQ7)

31 They so want black folk to hate some more because reasons. Pawns, anyone?

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (Gqar8)

32 He brought a rope for his own lynching? Or was he just walking around randomly with a rope and coincidentally ran into a Lynching Party who thought "wow, the guy brought his own lynchin' rope, must be our day!"

It's a sad excuse for a lynching party that doesn't bring its own piece of rope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (guGkK)

33 r/BlackPeopleofReddit

This case still reeks. I cannot believe that they would be working so hard to discontinue investigation if Wells were a white kid who died under these circumstances.

The family needed a criminal prosecutor not a civil attorney. Ben crump should’ve never represented this family. Him and Al sharpton failed the wells family…

The criminal prosecutor is the district attorney who failed the family. The police failed the family. The community failed the family. Crump and Sharpton simply cast a brighter light on the situation, they have no authority to charge or prosecute anyone.

All of these bastards are in on it. It was a fucking obvious murder and i am beyond angry and beyond tired. IS THERE ANYThING that can now happen to keep calling this out or is Nolan Well's death just gonna be accepted as is???

I knew that was coming. They tampered with the whole thing from the start and those other kids' parents with their monies and lawyers were all over it.

It’s Mississippi. Just more disappointment and heartbreak 💔.

What were you expecting? Justice? Remember Emett Till?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)

34 As per usual, the demand for anti-black racism outstrips the supply by several orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Garage door pull ropes are nooses! at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (TbWk/)

35 Thats the Cultural Marxist Propaganda Ministry for you

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

36 33 What were you expecting? Justice? Remember Emett Till?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)

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It's still the 1950s in the South, dontchaknow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (X57hR)

37 It's an oven and a baby sauna.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (rujGJ)

38 It's still possible he was murdered by whitecaps.

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (EoyNh)

39 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)

How many of these same posters also say that Lindsay Clancy didn't kill her children?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (l3cgK)

40 All of these bastards are in on it. It was a fucking obvious murder and i am beyond angry and beyond tired. IS THERE ANYThING that can now happen to keep calling this out or is Nolan Well's death just gonna be accepted as is???

And how do you feel about Lindsay Clancy's three kids?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (guGkK)

41
The family needed a criminal prosecutor not a civil attorney. Ben crump should’ve never represented this family. Him and Al sharpton failed the wells family

Hoping for the Ghetto lottery were they....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (+gK6I)

42 38 It's still possible he was murdered by whitecaps.

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (EoyNh)

They be raaacist!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:48 PM (l3cgK)

43 He brought a rope for his own lynching? Or was he just walking around randomly with a rope and coincidentally ran into a Lynching Party who thought "wow, the guy brought his own lynchin' rope, must be our day!"


This is how it went every damn time.......I'll tell ya. We wuz just SHOCKED. Every damn time......

Posted by: Robert Byrd at September 22, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

44 It's an oven and a baby sauna.

I'll only make a joke about this story if they flay the "mother" alive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:49 PM (guGkK)

45 13 They fail to report that there was a man arrested in the crime -- a black man who knew the victim personally.

Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (guGkK)

This is a nappy occasion!

Posted by: I denounce myself at September 22, 2026 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

46 Here's another Jackson County, Missouri story.
Mother pleads guilty to baking her newborn baby to death in OVEN after claiming she mistook it for crib... and gets disgracefully short sentence

https://shorturl.at/fKiXD
(Daily Mail)


I bet drugs were involved. Also, I once read a story like that in a horror anthology, but the perp was the drugged-out babysitter.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 03:50 PM (vJrRc)

47 What were you expecting? Justice? Remember Emett Till?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)
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The Black Community, riding Emmitt Till's moldering corpse like Secretariat since 1955.

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h)

48 National media outrage over a sneaker ad vs over a black mob beating white girls: pic.twitter.com/twGqJjNQ58

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) September 22, 2026



That whole bunch of bullshit is peak retardation.....FFS......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

49 The ad thing amazes me. Who knew that Asian people were also White Supremacists?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

50 I imagine a lot of these memories of a grim history would be exposed if you asked them any particulars. Like when Hillary had seared memories of black church burnings in Arkansas when she was young, despite there not having been any and her living in Illinois suburbs.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)

51 The grift ends when the wound heals. that's why we'll never hear the end of the 'racist" stuff.

The media, academe, government, nonprofits, and the DEI industry all have a vested interest in keeping the wound open, and sticking a shitty stick in it whenever possible.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (7esJd)

52 You really should be thanking me.

Posted by: Etta Dahg at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (yFLFB)

53 The media just wants to gin up a convenient race riot or two. One of their permanent goals of the past decade or so is to get a riot going whenever the opportunity presents itself.

Unless it’s white people rioting.
That has to be deal with post haste with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (6ydKt)

54 49 The ad thing amazes me. Who knew that Asian people were also White Supremacists?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (l3cgK)

55 Gotta say I got a good chuckle out of "...brought his own lynchin' rope!"

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (oqH4h)

56 48 National media outrage over a sneaker ad vs over a black mob beating white girls: pic.twitter.com/twGqJjNQ58

That story was outrageous.. The police didn't arrest anyone.... I see Harmeet Dillon is looking into it....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (+gK6I)

57 49 The ad thing amazes me. Who knew that Asian people were also White Supremacists?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

=======

Japanese are white adjacent because they try to mimic white cultural conventions (of which there are none because white people don't have culture) about respect and punctuality.

You see, no one can have such cultural priorities unless they are trying to get on the good side of whitie. They have no agency in the presence of whitie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:52 PM (X57hR)

58 The reaction to the sneaker ad was weird.
Posted by: mr tmz


Many muscles were torn making that reach.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:53 PM (Y+ssL)

59 > What were you expecting? Justice? Remember Emett Till?

The child of a murderer and rapist who told his friends he was going to sexually harass a white woman and then sexually harassed a white woman while his friends watched through a window?

Yes, the victim recanted. But only after she realized they were going to kill him.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 22, 2026 03:53 PM (mkw2N)

60 What were you expecting? Justice? Remember Emett Till?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)



Uh, he was an asshole that attempted to force himself on that white girl, but don't let facts get in your way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

61 Emett Till was a perverted black bastard that asked a random white lady trying to do her grocery shopping if she'd ever been with a black man.

He FA and FO. F*ck him.

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:54 PM (EoyNh)

62 The sneaker ad thing is insane. Even the close-crop photo is someone in a white skirt wearing a pair of black converse and holding an identical pair of black converse in her left hand. How the actual fuck you get from there to KKK and lynching takes a level of degenerate rotten-brained obsessive insanity that is breathtaking.

Posted by: They're crazed. at September 22, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

63 This case still reeks. I cannot believe that they would be working so hard to discontinue investigation if Wells were a white kid who died under these circumstances.


Seth Rich's murderer still not found...

Unless you count Hillary because everyone knows she ordered the hit...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

64 Black mob beating white girl ... there were (iirc) three arrests, black females. But they may have been released and charges dropped by now, idk. Reparations, don't you know ... white girl bleed a lot. It's their "right" (and duty, for Muslims).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (vbXSk)

65 The ad thing amazes me. Who knew that Asian people were also White Supremacists?

Posted by: 18-1

Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


True. But a South Korean ad for South Korea and Malaysia could GAS about American blacks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (Y+ssL)

66 58 The reaction to the sneaker ad was weird.
Posted by: mr tmz


Many muscles were torn making that reach.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:53 PM (Y+ssL)

Thats the first time I’ve seen the entire ad.
Everybody has been bitching and moaning over a cropped section to make it look as ominous as possible.

I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

67 I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Because they wanted to.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (Y+ssL)

68 Its ops all the way down.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (anL5R)

69 Angel Myers McIlrath is the DA handling the Nolan Wells case. She brags about being the first woman to hold her office.

So I guess what these Redditors are saying is we shouldn't allow women to be DAs?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

70 66 Thats the first time I’ve seen the entire ad.
Everybody has been bitching and moaning over a cropped section to make it look as ominous as possible.

I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

=====

"People only read the Headlines."
-the headline

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:57 PM (X57hR)

71
Thats the first time I’ve seen the entire ad.
Everybody has been bitching and moaning over a cropped section to make it look as ominous as possible.

I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)



The ad has nothing racist about it whatsoever. They DIG for racism in EVERYTHING. There's no intent. There's nothing there, but goddamnit they'll FIND SOMETHING to divide America and start the race war they so desperately want.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)

72
Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.


The argument isn't she's a racist, for all I know maybe she is.

The argument is she is part of an ad campaign celebrating the Klan which didn't like Asian people either...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

73 The reaction to the sneaker ad was weird.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (rJ48h)
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I have a scenario about that.

First of all, one of the most lucrative jobs for a psychology PhD is in marketing and advertising.

Second, few people know how much engineering goes into one photo still, staging, retouching, everything and how much money that costs. In the 80s, advertisers could spend 50K for a one page ad.

Regardless of whether or not you believe subliminal advertising works, advertisers pay psychology experts the big bucks for theories like that.

I float the idea that Converse may have stage it, with enough details that would make it doubtful.

But observing several years of watching Trump direct the media attention by outrage, I suspect that if it was deliberate, Converse probably didn't leave the discovery up to chance, and it actually paid the outrage seeders as well.

This is not something I rate as high-probability, but it's on the field for me.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

74 60 What were you expecting? Justice? Remember Emett Till?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)

The word of a white woman still gets black men crucified, metaphorically anyway. If it's good enough for a dissenting Massachusetts juror now why not Emmett Till?

Posted by: Inconsistency detected at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (TbWk/)

75 For some reason, what Black Conservative Perspective calls "The Pro Blacks" are angry that a black kid was not murdered.


Gotta have some fuel to fire up that agenda.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (I43vL)

76 The lighting in the ad is odd to make the star pattern on the bottom because that is the converse symbol.

Now if instead the woman was in a short skirt showing some skin like SS the FNM would be complaining about that.

I guess the only way to win would be to cast an unattractive masculine looking minority woman crapping on a US flag or something

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

77 I want everyone here to know that I am guilty of rackism.

A love a huge rack.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

78 Converse, now sponsored by the SPLC.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (w9Wax)

79 They had a cropped shot of just her skirt, the floating shoes, and her shoes. The floating shoes could have been interpretted as someone "hung", and the white skirt as a clan-member, just in the same shoes.
==
The reflection on her white dress looked like a clan hood. It might have been intentional, an op. They also had a cross promotion where they had some guy standing on a ladder with shoes hanging from a tree by the shoe strings. It was weird. I think it was an op.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (anL5R)

80
77 I want everyone here to know that I am guilty of rackism.

A love a huge rack.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

=======

"This man here does not love the appropriate big parts of a lady."
-Sir Mix-a-Lot

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (X57hR)

81 Has anyone studied why black people are so prone to violence?

Posted by: Science! at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (dHE+H)

82 The worst part of the Converse ad story is that they capitulated to the leftist mob instead of telling them to GFY and make an even BIGGER ad with 18 women in white dresses standing in the light of the star logo........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (ccf/V)

83 The ad thing amazes me. Who knew that Asian people were also White Supremacists?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
---
--Of Color.

White-adjacent Supremacists?

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

84 The ad has nothing racist about it whatsoever. They DIG for racism in EVERYTHING. There's no intent. There's nothing there, but goddamnit they'll FIND SOMETHING to divide America and start the race war they so desperately want.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)

This.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (vupS9)

85 What were they even looking at?

Did they have "suspects"?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (XV/Pl)

86 Audit the Associated Press.
They purposely make it very difficult to discover who runs the thing, but this link is helpful

https://www.ap.org/about/our-people/

Some of the people on the board run local newspapers. If you don't like what the AP is doing, you might let them know, if you are in their cities.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (7esJd)

87 Gotta have some fuel to fire up that agenda.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 03:59 PM (I43vL)
---
The demand for racism is pricing it out of the market.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)

88 If you look at that Korean girl in the Converse ad, and your brain goes to "Klansman!", then your brain is broken and you need some serious de-programming therapy to escape the cult you are immersed in.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (HlyYF)

89 85 What were they even looking at?

Did they have "suspects"?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (XV/Pl)

=====

White supremacism, which means that Trump should be brought up on murder charges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (X57hR)

90 Honestly I suspect what the FNM really doesn't like about the ad is it features a feminine looking K-pop girl.

Now a feminine looking K-pop boy? that they would like

And I have to say occasionally I'll end up on a twitter page of some leftwing media figure and they ALL seem to like k-pop boy bands. Yes even the men.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

91 I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM


Because they need to fall for it. racism is all they have left. Without racism they have nothing left to live for.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (I43vL)

92 Here's another Jackson County, Missouri story.
Mother pleads guilty to baking her newborn baby to death in OVEN after claiming she mistook it for crib... and gets disgracefully short sentence
https://shorturl.at/fKiXD
(Daily Mail)
Spoiler Alert:
11 years
Posted by: No Name Today at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (8mulE)

So Ghetto Lobster is off the menu?

Posted by: Old Bay Seasoning at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (dHE+H)

93 How many of these same posters also say that Lindsay Clancy didn't kill her children?
Posted by: jim

The word of a white woman still gets black men crucified, metaphorically anyway. If it's good enough for a dissenting Massachusetts juror now why not Emmett Till?
Posted by: Inconsistency detected

Most of the "Black Reddit" comments I saw backed the lone juror. Skin solidarity over sex, I guess? It certainly isn't logically or objective-based.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (XxBX3)

94 88 If you look at that Korean girl in the Converse ad, and your brain goes to "Klansman!", then your brain is broken and you need some serious de-programming therapy to escape the cult you are immersed in.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (HlyYF)

When I look at hot Korean chicks there isn't enough blood flow to my brain to think anything at all.

Posted by: IYKWIMAITTYD at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (TbWk/)

95 65 The ad thing amazes me. Who knew that Asian people were also White Supremacists?

Posted by: 18-1

Oh, Asians be plenty racist, like Mexicans and other races.
Asians even look down on other Asians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


True. But a South Korean ad for South Korea and Malaysia could GAS about American blacks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 03:55 PM (Y+ssL)

No, the ad, as far as I saw, was NOT racist. As I wrote earlier, it was a dog whistle.
Only if you are attuned to seeing racism everywhere can you see racism in this ad.
Now this ad...
https://youtu.be/X27dvuBSyXE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (l3cgK)

96 Mother pleads guilty to baking her newborn baby to death in OVEN after claiming she mistook it for crib.
........

She had a bun in the oven?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

97
The woods are crawling with KKK just waiting on a black guy with a rope to walk by.

__________

I thought 98% of KKK members were undercover FBI agents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)

98 Democrats need a George Floyd, Occupy 99%, "Don't Say Bossy", or a Furgeson riot/movement to start before the election. They have tried to manufacture several, but they've all fizzled out.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)

99 "We had a black 47 year old long time felon shot and killed by the police here last week. Immediate saltiness on that side of town for a few days. Then we had a 4 year old black kid shot in his bed at 3 a.m. in a drive by. Nary a peep. Make it make sense."

Only thing I can think of to make it make sense is the Delta Tau Chi principle: They can't do that to our pledges; only we can do that to our pledges.

We see this play out in Chicago crime numbers all the time.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (q3u5l)

100 Black media absolutely believes in "sundown communities."

Where black people better not be outside after dark.

Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (3cUTc)

101 I'd imagine it must get tiring thinking up outrage after outrage over the most inconsequential shit.

The left needs a new hobby.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (2Cry5)

102 There is such a dearth of racism that they have to manufacture hoaxes.

Racism generates clicks and revenue.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (kg+tO)

103 93
Most of the "Black Reddit" comments I saw backed the lone juror. Skin solidarity over sex, I guess? It certainly isn't logically or objective-based.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 04:04 PM (XxBX3)

======

It's tribal.

People are tribal.

The only people that aren't, on one level, are those who adhere to some form of classical liberalism and its offshoots. And yet, they still have their tribe: those who oppose those who oppose their ideology. They'll take anyone who opposes those who oppose them. It's why Erick Erickson is far more concerned with attacking the "woke right" in all its forms which has no actual power than the establishment left which does have a lot of power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (X57hR)

104 If you look at that Korean girl in the Converse ad, and your brain goes to "Klansman!", then your brain is broken and you need some serious de-programming therapy to escape the cult you are immersed in.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:03 PM (HlyYF)



This, coming from the guy who posts a comment at #88!!!!!

HEIL HITLER!!!!!! He killed blacks too, you racist black wannamurderah!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM (ccf/V)

105

The people complaining about racism need to be sent to India. They will find out about real racism.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4)

106
They have tried to manufacture several, but they've all fizzled out.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)

_______

No more USAID money to sponsor them.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (eRlcH)

107 Black media absolutely believes in "sundown communities."

Where black people better not be outside after dark.

Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

They were a thing at one time, I believe.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

108 When I look at hot Korean chicks there isn't enough blood flow to my brain to think anything at all.
Posted by: IYKWIMAITTYD


ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (Y+ssL)

109 They have tried to manufacture several, but they've all fizzled out.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (0MjtC)



That sounds a lot like my pillow company......

Posted by: David Hogg at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

110 This is not something I rate as high-probability, but it's on the field for me.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

It wasn’t deliberate.
It’s a typical modern Asian aesthetic shoe ad that some crazy black person here in the states hallucinated some kind of racial symbology from the way the model’s arm hangs down and a pair of Chucks.

There is nothing wrong with the ad.
It is performative delusion, and surely not marketing genius or they never would have ran it.

They’re Chucks.
Few people, outside of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, don’t know Chucks.

The last thing Converse would want is this kind of controversy for their most popular shoe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

111 "Unless it’s white people rioting.
That has to be deal with post haste with extreme prejudice."

White People are so much easier to deal with. Even Antifa is, but they don't get hassled cuz' they are "down with the (leftist/globalist) cause".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (vbXSk)

112 >>I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.

Same reason so many people fell for the Russia collusion lies. Propaganda works which is why for a long time the federal government was prohibited from using against US citizens. Until Obama helped overturn the prohibition.

This is why Trump is trying to destroy the fake media. I agree with him, it is a national security threat when so many people can influenced by blatantly fake news.

Given the size of the populations, black on what crime is orders of magnitude greater than white on black but from the way the media covers it you would think it is just the opposite. The country would be in a much better place if they media didn't constantly lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)

113 Even negative press is good press.

Nike just got a TON of free press with this stupid Converse set up. Stupid made up bullshit.

Never apologize if you “offend” someone looking to be offended. Never ever apologize to a liberal.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2026 04:08 PM (W2Pud)

114 Black media absolutely believes in "sundown communities."

Where black people better not be outside after dark.

Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

They were a thing at one time, I believe.
Posted by: Bulg


Vidor, Texas

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (Y+ssL)

115 105

The people complaining about racism need to be sent to India. They will find out about real racism.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4)

=======

Hell, downtown Jackson, Mississippi might be a good starting point.

But, we can go with Mexico, Japan, Italy (don't get them started on the Roma), or Egypt.

The whole world is fucking racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (X57hR)

116 97
The woods are crawling with KKK just waiting on a black guy with a rope to walk by.

__________

I thought 98% of KKK members were undercover FBI agents.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)

And all paid by SPLC

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (l3cgK)

117 This, coming from the guy who posts a comment at #88!!!!!

HEIL HITLER!!!!!! He killed blacks too, you racist black wannamurderah!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:06 PM


I denounce myself!

(PI slowly shuffles off to The Barrel.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (HlyYF)

118 Black media absolutely believes in "sundown communities."

Where black people better not be outside after dark.

Yet no one, no where has ever found such a place. Ever.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice




How would they play midnight basketball?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (ccf/V)

119 black on white

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (viF8m)

120
(PI slowly shuffles off to The Barrel.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (HlyYF)



Remember: Those are the people that think Kumswala Harris is an 'African American' and vote for her simply for that fallacy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

121 Bryan Wilson Key published a book about his research into subliminal advertising.

The marketing psychologist tend to use a Freudian dynamic of sex and death. Again, whether or not you believe subliminal messages work, you probably know it's not impossible to get an uneasy feeling about a advertising shoot you can't explain.

For example--and this is the theory--smokers suppress their worry about cancer, but reminding them about cancer excites that complex, and they pursue relief through what? Cigarettes.

Hence, there was a cigarette add in Sports Illustrated. At the time, (I think it was) Cooper was the biggest supplier of Hockey equipment. But the lettering on the goalie's gloves cannot be mistaken for "Cooper" with any scrutiny. It doesn't look exactly like "Cancer", because that would just give it away, but it looks suggestively like "Cancer".

Again there is too much money and production put into a single still of of marketing, that some guerilla form of viral marketing is completely off the table.

It makes it even more likely that "they didn't do that on purpose" as the head of marketing appears to be some sort of mulatto.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

122
WTI futures fell below $90 today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH)

123 Nike just got a TON of free press with this stupid Converse set up. Stupid made up bullshit.

Never apologize if you “offend” someone looking to be offended. Never ever apologize to a liberal.
Posted by: nurse ratched


A lot of people on Facebook just had their world rocked. They were ssked, "so I guess you're getting rid of your Jordans, huh?"

They didn't realize that Nike had bought Converse.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (Y+ssL)

124
Most people want to live in peace. Unfortunately it is their version of peace which destroys society.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (/QHx4)

125 They’re Chucks.
Few people, outside of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, don’t know Chucks.

No, the uncontacted tribes in the Amazon know me. I was exiled among them, and taught them how to play basketball.
-- Chuck Cunningham

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

126 Name a sundown city that white people should avoid. All cities. Every night.

Posted by: nckate at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (enNUy)

127 124
Most people want to live in peace. Unfortunately it is their version of peace which destroys society.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (/QHx4)

The muzzies always taqqiyah that Islam means peace...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (l3cgK)

128 The last thing Converse would want is this kind of controversy for their most popular shoe.
==
Look I thought so also, but then I started looking at some of the clips/edits stills - there is nothing in a shoot like this that isn't planned. There is definitely a shot where they created a reflection of a klan hood on the skirt. In a prior shot it is a star. The arm of the star is removed and it is a profile of a hood. Not accidental. Part of the intended design. Also they darkened the image so it isn't clear that there aren't legs in the sneakers instead of the girls hand holding them and cropped the shot so it is suggestive. There is a side campaign where they have shoes hanging from a tree and guy on a ladder. It looks weird. Black and white. Its subconscious but they are doing a mind fcuk here. Its an op. None of it is accidental.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)

129 They said you was hung!

And they was right!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (2UnvF)

130 No more USAID money to sponsor them.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:07 PM (eRlcH)

lol. You're right. I keep forgetting. It's amazing how much our own government was undermining our republic.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (0MjtC)

131
The muzzies always taqqiyah that Islam means peace...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (l3cgK)



Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (ccf/V)

132 Have you seen the Converse ad with the cute Korean chick that's supposedly "pro-lynching"?

Naturally Converse pulled the ad and apologized.

Where are you when America needs you, Chuck Taylor?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (qlLNh)

133
lol. You're right. I keep forgetting. It's amazing how much our own government was undermining our republic.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (0MjtC)



We have no idea what you're talking about.....

Posted by: The CIA at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (ccf/V)

134
Islam means peace.

_________

The peace of the grave

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:13 PM (eRlcH)

135 122
WTI futures fell below $90 today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH)

=======

Oil going up 20% and then down 10% in like 2 weeks (it'll go further) is just trading on the news.

People freaked out about the east-west pipeline hit even though it was operating at about 40% capacity because the strait traffic had picked up to at least 60% pre-war levels (including Iran's oil, which shouldn't get counted because it was going black market to China and nowhere else), and the bypass to the hit was going to be up in a matter of days (it's up now, it was only days), all while the storage at the refining sights on the west coast of Saudi Arabia were actually full.

The actual facts on the ground didn't support the rise in prices, but the rise in prices happened because people are stupid, panicky animals.

I know a guy who bought a Tesla, brand new, with the money he made from shorting oil last week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (X57hR)

136 Time is running out. They need conflict.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (rujGJ)

137 Speaking of rope-a-dope

@EricLDaugh 2h
Hilarious moment as Japan PM Sanae Takaichi just told the Fake News, GET OUT OF THE ROOM

TAKAICHI: "I'd like to cover a lot of agenda items [with Trump]. Why don't we ask the press to leave the room?"

TRUMP: "Well, YOU HEARD HER!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (HeG1i)

138 Everyone has met someone who can take offense at literally anything that is said to them. They do it to gain moral advantage in any situation. Most people learn to avoid these people as much as possible.

Leftists who pull this "Asian woman holding shoes is just like the KKK!" crap are exactly that. When are corporations going to wise up and just ignore them?

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (0MjtC)

139 BTW, Julie Pace, AP executive editor, wrote a biography of Jill BIden.
Mark Adams on the Board, is part of the Adams Publishing Group, a stealth media empire that has been buying hundreds of local newspapers around the country.
There's a Newhouse on the board, as well.

How about breaking up the media empires?

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (7esJd)

140 The worst part of the Converse ad story is that they capitulated to the leftist mob instead of telling them to GFY and make an even BIGGER ad with 18 women in white dresses standing in the light of the star logo........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:01 PM (ccf/V)
---
That's part of surfing the controversy.

Apparently, there is some information that Cracker Barrell never intended to change their entire market presence, but just wanted to generate some buzz.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)

141
138 Everyone has met someone who can take offense at literally anything that is said to them. They do it to gain moral advantage in any situation. Most people learn to avoid these people as much as possible.

Leftists who pull this "Asian woman holding shoes is just like the KKK!" crap are exactly that. When are corporations going to wise up and just ignore them?

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (0MjtC)

======

Never be offended for anyone else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:15 PM (X57hR)

142 They'll just scream 'NO JUSTICE IN WHITEYS AMERICA!!'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

---------------

So how come none of them want to move back to Africa? Surely they will find a country there that suits them.

Posted by: Decaf at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ZNpJk)

143 @14 Re baby in oven...that story made no sense. The account was apparently written by a retard. And the story told by the mother was ridiculous. How anyone could buy that cockamamie bullshit is beyond me.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (XMwZJ)

144 They’re Chucks.
Few people, outside of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, don’t know Chucks.

No, the uncontacted tribes in the Amazon know me. I was exiled among them, and taught them how to play basketball.
-- Chuck Cunningham
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

YOU'RE NOT A REAL LAWYER, JIMMY!

Posted by: Charles McGill, Esq. at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (TbWk/)

145 The whole world is fucking racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:09 PM (X57hR)

In the US Navy, I traveled the world... and not to the sanitized Tourist places most visit.

The US is by FAR the LEAST Racist country on Earth. Hell, even the EU still has a lot of French who hate Germans, or English... and don't even get started about those dirty Portuguese...

Chinese hate other Chinese, and Koreans, and Japanese... African tribes are CURRENTLY killing and enslaving each other... Houthi vs House of Saud... White Russians vs Mongols... Mexicans vs Central or South Americans...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (mP0Kj)

146 118 there are plenty of 'sundown communities." That's where whitey lives.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (7esJd)

147 Faux "modern day lynching" >>> actual non-lynching, according to the left.

That makes sense.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (WbHIM)

148 136 Time is running out. They need conflict.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:14 PM (rujGJ)

The trouble is, as someone pointed out above, there isn't any USAID money anymore to fund the needed riots. That's why we keep getting all these "pop and no kicks."

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (0MjtC)

149 Bryan Wilson Key published a book about his research into subliminal advertising.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM

Was that "Subliminal Seduction"? I read that book a long time ago. Pretty fascinating, but I recall being skeptical at the time...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nbLIj)

150 Just because I'm about to go out and I need something more cheerful as I do so. Golden retriever brings toys to a man who entered a house uninvited . Brings toys to the police as well. Don't worry, everybody was o.k.

https://tinyurl.com/454nmt6z

Have a good evening all

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (JrHfD)

151 Ugh -



End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
·
1h
Kamala Harris is campaigning with Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan today

The topic? "Black birthing people"

Wokeness is NOT over

Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (kX27y)

152 There is a side campaign where they have shoes hanging from a tree and guy on a ladder. It looks weird. Black and white. Its subconscious but they are doing a mind fcuk here. Its an op. None of it is accidental.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)
---
What are shoes over a line supposed to symbolize?

I figured it could look like a guy whose shoes mean so much to him he climbed up their to retrieve them. (Which you don't see where you see shoes thrown over a power line).

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)

153 The peace of the grave
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Nice pie you've got there Can I have a piece, and call it dessert?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

154 Did not know that Converse All Stars was an actual professional basketball team, in the days when teams often had corporate sponsorship.

Chuck Taylor also played for the "Akron Firestone Non-Skids".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (qlLNh)

155 They'll just scream 'NO JUSTICE IN WHITEYS AMERICA!!'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

---------------

So how come none of them want to move back to Africa? Surely they will find a country there that suits them.
Posted by: Decaf at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ZNpJk)

I'm sure Uganda or Liberia might be more to their tastes.

Posted by: It's funny because cannibalism at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (TbWk/)

156
So how come none of them want to move back to Africa? Surely they will find a country there that suits them.
Posted by: Decaf at September 22, 2026 04:16 PM (ZNpJk)



I think they even know that outside of the US, there's NO COUNTRY ON EARTH that will tolerate the American black as America does.

I mean, sure, there are some quality people in the black community. They don't need to go anywhere. All these whinyass ferals that see racism everywhere in everything and riot every time?

They wouldn't even be welcome in Gaza.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (ccf/V)

157 151 Ugh -



End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
·
1h
Kamala Harris is campaigning with Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan today

The topic? "Black birthing people"

Wokeness is NOT over

Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (kX27y)

=======

This is like leftie deadenders still wearing covid masks.

Yes, it's still over overall. It's over because normies ignore it now, it's not continuing as a social concern because the bitter clingers are still holding onto their masks.

Woke no longer has cultural purchase outside of blue enclaves. That's what people mean by woke being dead. Not that Democrats won't stop sounding like retards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (X57hR)

158 149 Bryan Wilson Key published a book about his research into subliminal advertising.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:10 PM

Was that "Subliminal Seduction"? I read that book a long time ago. Pretty fascinating, but I recall being skeptical at the time...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nbLIj)

Well... Brian Wilson did sell a lot of people on the Dream of Calif Beach babes... and surfing.... and fast cars... and...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)

159 @EndWokeness
·
1h
Kamala Harris is campaigning with Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan today

The topic? "Black birthing people"

Wokeness is NOT over
Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 04:18 PM (kX27y)



We'll see what the final tally says about that......

I mean, it IS Michganistan, but.......black birthing people?!?

FFS........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (ccf/V)

160 > Have you seen the Converse ad with the cute Korean chick that's supposedly "pro-lynching"?

You know, I could've sworn I did a search for Converse before posting this.

Oh, well.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (qlLNh)

161
When are corporations going to wise up and just ignore them?

Posted by: 29Victor

=================

Converse is complicit. Anyone who apologizes to those racist fucks is one of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mmrXZ)

162
All these whinyass ferals that see racism everywhere in everything and riot every time?

They wouldn't even be welcome in Gaza.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (ccf/V)

__________

The contempt African immigrants have for native blacks is enormous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (eRlcH)

163 Woke no longer has cultural purchase outside of blue enclaves. That's what people mean by woke being dead. Not that Democrats won't stop sounding like retards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (X57hR)

Woke has no Home here.... Homey...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)

164 The trouble is, as someone pointed out above, there isn't any USAID money anymore to fund the needed riots. That's why we keep getting all these "pop and no kicks."
Posted by: 29Victor

Yep. We're in the Throw Shit at the Wall part.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (rujGJ)

165 What are shoes over a line supposed to symbolize?
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They were hanging from a tree. Not a line.

And they were only BLACK shoes DUN DUN DUN!!!

And they were being hung, but a white guy !!!!

seriously. that's how subliminal adverts work. its not an accident.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)

166 OK, now I see the "Klan hood".

https://tinyurl.com/3v78cu3h

How much of that is due to the power of suggestion?

My youngest daughter is an excellent photographer and frequently shoots her friends partly in light and partly in deep shadows.

It is amazing to me, how much she can highlight, and how much she can de-emphasize, just using that technique. (Most of the shots are to make the girls look prettier - which she accomplishes.)

I am still skeptical that Converse created this controversy on purpose. OTOH, I never discount the deep stupidity of hipster marketing people.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (HlyYF)

167 165 What are shoes over a line supposed to symbolize?
==
They were hanging from a tree. Not a line.

And they were only BLACK shoes DUN DUN DUN!!!

And they were being hung, but a white guy !!!!

seriously. that's how subliminal adverts work. its not an accident.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:20 PM (anL5R)

subluminal advertising. Because c is the speed limit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (l3cgK)

168 > I'm sure Uganda or Liberia might be more to their tastes.
Posted by: It's funny because cannibalism at September 22, 2026 04:19 PM (TbWk/)

Isn't Liberia the one founded by freed American slaves who went there and essentially enslaved the locals?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:22 PM (qlLNh)

169
Converse is complicit. Anyone who apologizes to those racist fucks is one of them.
==
All of the things in Ace's post are turn out op's for the dems. Corporate boards are all captured. Converse is owned by Nike which is totes captured. Wrap it up, we're done here chief.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:22 PM (anL5R)

170 subluminal advertising. Because c is the speed limit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (l3cgK)

Relatively speaking

Posted by: Buncha squares at September 22, 2026 04:22 PM (TbWk/)

171 Was that "Subliminal Seduction"? I read that book a long time ago. Pretty fascinating, but I recall being skeptical at the time...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:17 PM (nbLIj)
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So was I.

It got weird toward the end. But there are a couple things that stick.

It is lucrative to be a psychology PhD in marketing--and that makes sense. They spend so much more money per photo than you would ever expect. They touchup the hell out of these photos--for things like making "Cooper" look more like "Cancer".

And that they believe such psychological theories are worth the try, even if you might not.

Vance Packard showed in his book that they were already employing psychology experts to find out how to want you to use soap a whole lot more and change your mind about what was a clean enough house.

We would think our grandparents and great grandparents walked around stinking in comparison to our current culture.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)

172 The image I linked in #166 is from a Yahoo "news" article.

Does anyone know if Ace's pic at the top is a true pic from the shoot, and Yahoo's pic is cropped (by Yahoo) to clearly accentuate the Klan hood image?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (HlyYF)

173 I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

Are people exhausted of this yet? We did see a Blexit movement and President Trump made inroads. Canada has endless whining from Indians to get free shit they didn't earn.

I often wonder how libs would react if people showed unconditional support for their other sacred cow abortion and told them society would be so much worse off with that 35 million unwanted blacks.

Pro-abortion but...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)

174
I grew up in the South. I'm very old, lol, but I wIll say no matter your race we hung out together.

Most of the racism is not coming from the South.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (/QHx4)

175 The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
___________________________

The removal of tree stumps, brush and haul off work performed by myself at a my relative's house for free on Sept 19th, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of slavery across the US South.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)

176 We would think our grandparents and great grandparents walked around stinking in comparison to our current culture.
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We live in the age of hypermarketing. Fear is the driver. If they can scare you they can move you.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (anL5R)

177 174
I grew up in the South. I'm very old, lol, but I wIll say no matter your race we hung out together.

Most of the racism is not coming from the South.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:24 PM (/QHx4)

That's better than hanging around together...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK)

178 Does anyone know why Trump booted CNN, MSNBC and Politico now? I don't blame him, just curious about the timing.

Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (SHHm+)

179 Its pushing Cultural Marxism, race, sex and class warfare

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (Ia/+0)

180 Its an op. None of it is accidental.
Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:12 PM (anL5R)

This was made in Korea.
Korean fashion photographers and models are not dreaming up ways to subliminally insult black Americans with KKK hoods and Chucks.

The reason the point of light is on her dress is because she is standing in the middle of a spotlight in the shape of a star.
It isn’t a hood, it’s a triangle of focused light on a dress that is a composition choice not a racist message.

I’ve got photos I’ve taken of Chucks hanging on an electric wire over a street, that doesn’t mean I’m secretly into electrocuting black people, because, I guess only black people wear Converse?

People are reading way too much into what is mostly just a difference in cultural aesthetics.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

181 Black Lives Matter


- but the right sort of Black Deaths are really, really valuable to the Narrative.

Posted by: JB1000 at September 22, 2026 04:27 PM (X6aqU)

182 That's better than hanging around together...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK

Or hanging each other....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Sco7b)

183 175 The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
___________________________

The removal of tree stumps, brush and haul off work performed by myself at a my relative's house for free on Sept 19th, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of slavery across the US South.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (dIske)

At my brother's workplace, one of his black colleagues told him he found out his ancestors were house slaves, so at least they didn't work in the fields.
My brother (half-Mexican like me) responded, "What's wrong with working in the fields? My Grandmother and Uncles worked in the fields!" ( True, they DID work in the fields )
Black coworker says, "That's just wrong, man". They both laughed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (l3cgK)

184 I never discount the deep stupidity of hipster marketing people.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:21 PM (HlyYF)
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There you go.

My majority "common sense" tells me, it wasn't deliberate.

However, inklings of why Converse might do this intentionally remain. Such a thing has nothing actually to do with recruiting white supremacists to wear their shoes (!!!), but possible strategies for viral marketing.

I simply don't rule the second out.

Having the mixed-race head of marketing is just a really well-placed shield.

Plus this could be seen as a way to get more conservative people to purposively buy Converse to support their brand as a reaction against lefty lunacy.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

185 164 The trouble is, as someone pointed out above, there isn't any USAID money anymore to fund the needed riots. That's why we keep getting all these "pop and no kicks."
Posted by: 29Victor
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What? You think I'm going to spend my money? Rot!
_G. Soros & Co.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (vC80E)

186 I was Today Years old when I learned the AP were Nazi collaborators, allowing Hitler to use AP photo archives in their disgusting propaganda in return for operating in Nazi Germany.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (7esJd)

187 I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I'll take STUPIDITY for $5000, Alex.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (TezPK)

188 The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
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We need to ban trees.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

189
It's as if another program keeps running after the 'comments' section has loaded.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:29 PM (vC80E)

190 ¡Ay, caramba!

Posted by: That Guy who mutters "¡Ay, caramba!" at September 22, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

191 It is lucrative to be a psychology PhD in marketing

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:23 PM (Fi81e)

Heh, just checked on Amazon, and someone has a used copy of the book listed for over $140. New paperbacks (if available) are going for $250..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM (nbLIj)

192
The reason the point of light is on her dress is because she is standing in the middle of a spotlight in the shape of a star.
It isn’t a hood, it’s a triangle of focused light on a dress that is a composition choice not a racist message.

==
Well there they changed the image from showing a complete star on her dress, to just the hood outline and had to remove one arm of the star to do it. It is a false image. The arm of the star if it was real should be seen in that as well. The photo is darkened and cropped. Not accidental a choice. Just because it was shot in Korea doesn't mean it wasn't edited in New York. Its an op. And part of the op is to get you to think it all just innocent and nothing to see, while the other side is freaking out because its there to be seen.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM (anL5R)

193 189
It's as if another program keeps running after the 'comments' section has loaded.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:29 PM (vC80E)

=======

The text of the page loads. If you are refreshing, it takes you back to the same space down on the page as where you were before you hit refresh. However, that calculation is based on post-X loads, and the browser places you before the X loads.

Then, the X posts load, one at a time, so it's like the page is dancing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM (X57hR)

194 188 The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
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We need to ban trees.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

The man arrested in her death? Black man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)

195 194 188 The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
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We need to ban trees.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

The man arrested in her death? Black man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)

=====

The black face of white supremacism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (X57hR)

196 Does anyone know why Trump booted CNN, MSNBC and Politico now? I don't blame him, just curious about the timing.

Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (SHHm+)
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What I heard: It's because a female staff member was able to show him a bunch of stories about how Trump's "probably" banging her.

These are also a part of the outlets that were speculating that Melania's absence from the public was due to Trump beating her so badly she might have been in the hospital for a news cycle or two and had a "Melania Watch", which I think Tater was running.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (Fi81e)

197 What we need is a Chuck Taylor summit. Barrack can preside and we can drill some treys. Game of horse?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (5C90x)

198
They'd have nothing if they didn't have grievance.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 04:32 PM (OkYzo)

199 The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
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We need to ban trees.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

The man arrested in her death? Black man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)
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I know. Still. White people plant trees to have trees to lynch blacks.

Every tree can serve as a reminder to lynching.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)

200 If the picture of the advert posted here was the complete picture it was a bust. It conveyed nothing, it was ambiguous. What was it telling me? It wasn't inviting me or enjoining me to want those shoes or that having those shoes would in any way make my life better. It was really stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (vC80E)

201 President Trump got tored of their lying Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Ia/+0)

202 I don’t understand how so many people fall for this obvious race baiting BS.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

The want it to be true. All emotional.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (rujGJ)

203 USAID cuts are really hurting. This is the best race-hoax they cook up now. Hell, even Jusie Smollet was more credible.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (sFNX2)

204
This was not a lynching. It was a jump robbing accident.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (OkYzo)

205 This was not a lynching. It was a jump ropping accident.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (OkYzo)

206
Having the mixed-race head of marketing is just a really well-placed shield.

Plus this could be seen as a way to get more conservative people to purposively buy Converse to support their brand as a reaction against lefty lunacy.
==
There you go. Its like when a studio announces they are going to cancel something and the fan base rallies and goes all in. It stokes demand, albeit temporarily. Converse, now owned by Nike, a super work Parent, I wonder if they can see their demo for converse is mostly conservative types? Maybe they are thinking their will be a defensive backlash that will boost their numbers and not hurt them because those offended are not their market anyway. Yes, such calculus does occur.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:34 PM (anL5R)

207 "174....no matter your race we hung out together."
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You said "hung"!!! What a dog whistle! I am triggered! Triggered I say! That's the most raciss thing ever. Raciss! Raciss! Raciss!

Posted by: looking for Soros $ at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (sFNX2)

208 THAT was the ad? I heard about it but never saw the actual ad.

What I the actual fuck? How is that remotely racist?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (jmRo5)

209 The AP reporters are no where near the people who they propagandize for. Let them go to one of the bad areas of Harlem or Bed Stuy at midnight and see if it changes their minds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (I6R/i)

210 This case still reeks. I cannot believe that they would be working so hard to discontinue investigation if Wells were a white kid who died under these circumstances.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:46 PM (XxBX3)


The relentless retardery (redditardery?) would be astonishing if it weren't so common. "Working so hard to discontinue investigation?" That's literally inverted!

IANAL, but I believe it was an extraordinary measure, empaneling a grand jury to examine the evidence when they hadn't made a determination of foul play themselves. I'm pretty sure they usually just ask for a grand jury when there's a case they want to bring. (Maybe they should do this more often; I'm not saying it was wrong, just that it was unusual.) They bent over backwards to avoid even the appearance of bias or dismissiveness, and got no credit for it.

Posted by: SciVo at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (ke3zm)

211 Well there they changed the image from showing a complete star on her dress, to just the hood outline and had to remove one arm of the star to do it. It is a false image.

Yup. I saw the Photoshop at first and thought it was definitely a KKK hood, but the real ad does not read that way unless you're retarded.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (2ocoG)

212 dude what was wrong with the ad?!?!

converse needed to stand up for themselves!

that is nuts!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (j+aD2)

213 196 Does anyone know why Trump booted CNN, MSNBC and Politico now? I don't blame him, just curious about the timing.

Posted by: Ann at September 22, 2026 04:25 PM (SHHm+)
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What I heard: It's because a female staff member was able to show him a bunch of stories about how Trump's "probably" banging her.

These are also a part of the outlets that were speculating that Melania's absence from the public was due to Trump beating her so badly she might have been in the hospital for a news cycle or two and had a "Melania Watch", which I think Tater was running.

Posted by: Axeman
----

Trump is no prude but he draws a hard line on propriety.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (vC80E)

214 Ebony and ivory
Go together like that fellar's
Shoes in a tree

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (v6y50)

215 Some retard seems genuinely surprised that cotton fields still exist.

https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (qlLNh)

216 Well there they changed the image from showing a complete star on her dress, to just the hood outline and had to remove one arm of the star to do it. It is a false image.

Yup. I saw the Photoshop at first and thought it was definitely a KKK hood, but the real ad does not read that way unless you're retarded.
==
they a both in the ad campaign - its not an accident. You would not believe the amount of work that goes into a gym shoe ad campaign. not just hours -MONTHS of man hours

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (anL5R)

217 Look up Rodney Rambo. He's the Chief Marketing Officer Global for Converse.

Ok yeah, he's black.

And don't look up the President Global Footwear & Design.

She's black too.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (Y+ssL)

218
What I the actual fuck? How is that remotely racist?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

================

If you watch it frame by frame, freeze one frame, zoom it, crop it, and bump up the contrast, RAYCISM. There can simply be no doubt of the intent. MAGAts and Klansmen everywhere recognize it instantly as a call to action.

No one will ever dare do a commercial in black and white again, I bet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (mmrXZ)

219 MSNow - sad bitch is on but now you get the truth? Because MSNOW!

You're not going to believe it.

'NYT' - Russia is trying to influence US elections!

Give it a break.
We talk about boobs less.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)

220
We live in a small town in SW Wyoming. No black people which I find strange. I don't care who lives here.

A couple of years ago a white man threatened to kill oldest son who was trying to protect he and his children. The guy was crazy and did kill someone.

Crazy is everywhere no matter the color.

Posted by: four seasons at September 22, 2026 04:40 PM (/QHx4)

221 Trump is no prude but he draws a hard line on propriety.
==
But only after he has watched his morning hour of the gorilla channel!

Posted by: The media are not your friends at September 22, 2026 04:41 PM (anL5R)

222 I was thinking about that Converse ad this morning and recalled the 1989s Air Jordan III "Hang Time" commercial with Spike Lee as Mars Blackmon...

https://youtu.be/2CCJkSLb7j0?

Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2026 04:41 PM (4t1fl)

223 What I the actual fuck? How is that remotely racist?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 04:37 PM (jmRo5)
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It's not.

But it could be viral ersatz-controversy.

IF it were intentional, they probably did both ends.

Plus if they are pro-Democrat, the Democratic party needs the White Supremacy scare every so often to convince the blacks "They're going to put you back in chains."

The Democrats are beholden to manufactured racism. They really wouldn't survive the depletion of racism scares.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:41 PM (Fi81e)

224 Well there they changed the image from showing a complete star on her dress, to just the hood outline and had to remove one arm of the star to do it. It is a false image. The arm of the star if it was real should be seen in that as well. The photo is darkened and cropped.

Posted by: The turtles at September 22, 2026 04:30 PM


I won't presume to speculate about motives, but I think you are wrong by 180 degrees on the photo production.

I think the room was very dark, and they shot with the f-stop wide open. That makes the star crisp, and the background objects dimly visible.

Further, the projection light of the star is NOT straight over the model's head. It is forward of the model and tilted back toward the model to center her in the star projection.

One arm of the star has not been removed - it is illuminating her dress and creating the "hood image".

I can't state with certainty that is NOT a false image, but it certainly CAN be created with normal lighting and normal camera option selections.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:42 PM (HlyYF)

225 222 I was thinking about that Converse ad this morning and recalled the 1989s Air Jordan III "Hang Time" commercial with Spike Lee as Mars Blackmon...

mars needs moms > mars blackmon

Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2026 04:42 PM (v3pYe)

226 Look up Rodney Rambo. He's the Chief Marketing Officer Global for Converse.

Ok yeah, he's black.

And don't look up the President Global Footwear & Design.

She's black too.
+++
Surprise Surprise Surprise!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle USMC at September 22, 2026 04:43 PM (anL5R)

227 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (Y+ssL)

228 converse needed to stand up for themselves!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 22, 2026 04:38 PM (j+aD2)
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That's the key to the suspicion to me.

They are going to lose the shoe-burners--at least for now. But they are going to raise their mind-share in the "calm down" crowd, which is probably much larger.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:44 PM (Fi81e)

229
I saw the Photoshop at first and thought it was definitely a KKK hood, but the real ad does not read that way unless you're retarded.
Posted by: Ian S.

=================

The image is CROPPED. You don't even see that "hood" as anything other than a triangular pane of light in a shadowed room unless you're mentally ill, or...

no one seems to have said it yet, but a BOT. I'm 100% sure you could feed that whole ad to a bot, give your parameters for racism and the liberty it can take in terms of cropping/zooming etc, and tell it to find something. Bot can find it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)

230 I can't state with certainty that is NOT a false image, but it certainly CAN be created with normal lighting and normal camera option selections.
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If you look at the image with the complete star on the dress and compare the "hood". The horizontal arm of the star should be there at least in part because so much of the top point is showing. It isnt there. It has been edited. That's trivially easy to do with computer editing. Its intentional.

Posted by: Gomer Pyle USMC at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (anL5R)

231 217 Gee.with all the high-end DEI.talent, why is Nike.falling down the stairs?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 04:45 PM (bX16E)

232 215 Some retard seems genuinely surprised that cotton fields still exist.
https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Hey, Retard, where did the cotton in your dress come from?
_The store, bitch. Ax me another dumb question.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (vC80E)

233 They're ENRAGED. "America ain't ready for what's gon happen when we break out on them with our rage!"

Then the other host: "we aren't angry ENOUGH!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (+Pz7P)

I'm not exactly going out on a limb here to say that the prevalent mood of a certain percentage of black Americans is rage. Not at anything they can name, of course, just, rage.

Of course they can't articulate what it is that makes them so angry, except that they believe that they should all be millionaires and the only thing keeping them from doing so are some vague accusations of "white privilege," which appears to be the privilege of working our asses off to get ahead.

I have encountered "black rage" on more than one occasion, and I have to say, that percentage of folks go from resting bitch face to swinging fists in less than a second, over anything at all, even if they have to make something up.

It is genetic in origin, but made worse by "the black community." It is truly anti-civilization.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (XFD51)

234 I know. Still. White people plant trees to have trees to lynch blacks.

Every tree can serve as a reminder to lynching.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 04:33 PM (Fi81e)

My pecan tree draws crows. Crows are black. I once hanged a fake black crow to try to scare the others away, but it didn't work. I must be a KKK lynching racist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (l3cgK)

235 215 Some retard seems genuinely surprised that cotton fields still exist.

https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM (qlLNh)
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Meanwhile everyone zooming by on the road behind her is trying their best not to laugh at the obvious joke here. LOL

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (oqH4h)

236 Plus this could be seen as a way to get more conservative people to purposively buy Converse to support their brand as a reaction against lefty lunacy.

or hit the 5.11 store and buy tactical boots to go along with the load-out bags as the burning time approaches.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 04:47 PM (a3CJ+)

237 Hey, Retard, where did the cotton in your dress come from?
_The store, bitch. Ax me another dumb question.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 04:46 PM (vC80E)

And electricity comes out of the wall, and meat comes wrapped in cellophane. What?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 04:48 PM (XFD51)

238 215 Some retard seems genuinely surprised that cotton fields still exist.

https://tinyurl.com/3u5yauku

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 22, 2026 04:39 PM


"I didn't think they did cotton fields any more."

Where did you think the material came from for cotton jeans, t-shirts, etc.?

It is not so much that she is dumb, it is that she never stopped to think about it for even one second. I have lots of "smart" lefty friends that also never stop to think about anything.

If you acted like a third-grade teacher, and asked that lady if cotton clothes still exist, she would say yes. If you asked her where do you think they get the cotton, she would probably pause, and then quizzically answer "cotton fields".

Yet she is not capable of reaching a conclusion she "knows" without someone leading her there.

We no longer teach "thinking" in our public schools or universities.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 04:51 PM (HlyYF)

239 I have encountered "black rage" on more than one occasion ... a percentage of folks go from resting bitch face to swinging fists in less than a second, over anything at all, even if they have to make something up.

It is genetic in origin...


You are thinking of the "Warrior Gene" or Monoamine oxidase A (MAOA) gene.

the 'L' version, or MAOA-L stands for "low activity" and studies show that people with the low-activity gene are not automatically violent. However, they may react with higher levels of aggression when they face strong provocation or social rejection.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 04:53 PM (9s47C)

240 I think in 2026 it's time, finally, for race baiters to hang up their saddle.

Born and raised in MS. I can assure you it is not 1962.

I went to school with black kids and, in fact, the highest achiever after HS, as he is a black MD and attorney and Air Force retired. Others who happened to be white achieved the same degrees after HS. He and his wife came to a reunion in 2001, when I saw him last, and he greeted me as an old friend. We had one class together and he knew what a nitwit I am.

The fact that this poor drowned boy was with white FRIENDS...the word the race baiters omit...is telling. It is no big deal anymore.

On remote Horn Island there is no fresh water, restrooms, or development. I suspect booze, dehydration from booze, and heat were a factor as well as partying like it's 2026.

I know I partied very hard in 1976 after completing my third semester of nursing school with a huge group of friends. A rite of passage for colleges.

No one drowned in our group in that reservoir. I'm not saying it would not happen. Because I don't remember who I went with and what I did other than party and swim for an entire weekend. I dove off of cliffs. Yet I lived.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 22, 2026 04:59 PM (hzuYO)

241 Desperate times call for desperate measures.

https://tinyurl.com/nha5vpty

Posted by: boatbuilder at September 22, 2026 05:01 PM (K5Kk/)

242
White people plant trees to have trees to lynch blacks.


The trees were all made equal...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 05:06 PM (Cqx++)

243 THAT was the ad? I heard about it but never saw the actual ad.

What I the actual fuck? How is that remotely racist?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez


When you have lost Sandy...

Posted by: Dick Blysters at September 22, 2026 05:27 PM (Vu7A1)

Angry Lesbian Karen Tries to Cancel Football Coach for Laughing at a Meme and Then Cries As She's Cancelled from TV
Plus: Colin Kaepernick Persists

genderambiguousmaxheadroom.jpg
Pictured: Lesbian Sports-Scold Jana Shortal,
aka Gender Ambiguous Max Headroom


First: There was some AI fake of a football coach slapping a female reporter for asking an impudent question.

This Angry Lesbian Karen demanded he apologize for merely chuckling at the silly AI video. She was trying to cancel a (spit) man for laughing at a joke.

Not that these two things are necessarily related -- apart from the fact that I doubt that male sports fans want to subject themselves to daily political lectures from an entitled and bitter lesbian Karen-- but she's now been booted from her TV perch and will appear only on streaming.

You know, like Don Lemon. Exiled to YouTube.


Breaking The News, KARE 11's weekday news analysis show hosted by Jana Shortal, is leaving Twin Cities TVs and moving to streaming only.

KARE 11 owner TEGNA announced Monday evening that the show, which has been running for more than 10 years after the 6 p.m. nightly news broadcast, is moving to a "new home exclusively on the station's streaming programs."

Angry Lesbian Karen is angry:


BTW, this Brave Defender of Women in Sports of course thinks that men beating girls in girls sports is a made-up Fake Problem that only stupid bigots worry about.

Bonus Wokesports: Colin Kaepernick continues making two absurd claims:

1, the NFL is just like slavery, and

2, this creaky old man, who was never better than low-average when he was young and in shape, is ready to play for the NFL again.

Put him in, coach. He's tanned, rested, out-of-shape, rusty, and also, never actually good.

Colin Kaepernick doubled down on his comparison between the NFL and the slave trade during a conversation with, wait for it, former ESPN commentator Ryan Clark.

Clark asked Kaepernick about the comparison, which he made during the 2021 Netflix series "Colin in Black & White."

"What they don't want you to understand is what's being established is a power dynamic," Kaepernick narrates during the series while depicting the NFL Scouting Combine as a slave auction.

"Before they put you on the field, teams poke, prod and examine you, searching for any defect that might affect your performance. No boundary respected. No dignity left intact."

Instead of challenging Kaepernick on the ludicrous and offensive comparison, Clark asked him the following during an interview on his "Pivot" podcast:

"When did you truly start to have the realization that [the combine] reminds [you] of the slave trade?"

Kaepernick was eager to answer.

"You get to the point, where it's like, 'Strip down to your drawers,'" he responded. "It feels like a meat market."

He added that he did not have the "historical perspective at the time" in 2011 to understand what he now considers a "parallel" to a slave auction.

Kaepernick acknowledged that the NFL pays players millions of dollars. However, he argued that the "process and intentions behind the process [are] the same" as slavery.

...

It is hard to imagine a less honest or intelligent conversation taking place in sports media this year.

Grievance "studies" were created to agitate very stupid people to serve communist politics. The bait is that these "studies" are designed to be so simplistic that even retards can understand them, so they make very stupid people feel smart.

You can make a fortune making stupid people feel smart.

...

For context, Kaepernick has not played in the NFL since January 2017. He continues to claim that he is "ready" to return to the league and trains every morning as if he is still an NFL starting quarterback.

Really? Then why does he have big sagging moobs?

Guy's got tits bigger than Sydney Sweeney but he's ready to step in and play pro football tomorrow.

Adam Carolla wonders: What's wrong with him? Is he delusional?

Maybe. But also, his grift depends on him pushing the narrative that he's a pro football standout that's being unfairly kept out of the racist league due to being a Strong and Empowered Half-Black Man.

He'll be saying "Put me in coach, I'm ready" until he's fucking 76 and weighs 265 pounds.

By the way: Google identifies him as a "civil rights activist."

Claiming he's an Escaped Football Slave (who wants to go back to Slavery, but is being kept out of Slavery by Racist Slave-Masters) is the only thing putting food on his table, and based on his bust size, that's a big bill every week.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:35 PM




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1 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 22, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)

2 Ugh. Who's that guy?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (2Ez/1)

3 I got nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (ExV1e)

4 Take it like a man!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (ZVwtH)

5 Protecting women in sports means... protecting women in sports, lesbitron.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:37 PM (gLYp7)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)

7 aka Gender Ambiguous Max Headroom


Holy crap that's funny........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)

8 The AI video kerfuffle reminds me of my wife getting mad at me over something she I did in her dream.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 02:37 PM (2ap+5)

9 Not gonna lie, that photo looks like Clavicular saying, "You know, I'm something of a lesbian myself."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

10 Some of the highest paid people in history were slaves.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (MWfyi)

11 >> Former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, 38, says he is still ready to play in the NFL

As what- a locker room toilet bowl brush?

He’s probably already selling nickel bags on the corner.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (IYMzU)

12 >>8 The AI video kerfuffle reminds me of my wife getting mad at me over something she I did in her dream.

Yup.

>>>Holy crap that's funny........

Thank you, I was hoping that someone would think that was funny.

As George Costanza said, "A smart audience will get it."

Posted by: Lord Humungus Hugging the Guy With Assless Chaps at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (1wjle)

13

Shortal says the video is NOT funny and says that protecting "women in sports" means apologizing to Rowe.

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"Not so fast, Skeletor."

- He-Man

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (dtlw7)

14 That thing at the top looks like some kind of Maddow.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (MWfyi)

15 Queer anchor Jana Shortal fumes



I bet there's more than fumes coming out......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)

16 I'm in CA. and haven't had lunch yet....Blech..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (+gK6I)

17
Claiming he's an Escaped Football Slave (who wants to go back to Slavery, but is being kept out of Slavery by Racist Slave-Masters) is the only thing putting food on his table, and based on his bust size, that's a big bill every week.

"Tie me up! Spank me!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (eRlcH)

18 It’s over folks. Foxnews says all the senate toss up seats are going to Democrats, Republicans will lose the House in a Blue Wave and Republicans have also lost Hispanics because they’ve gone “too far”‘on immigration.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)

19 I thought that woman's face was AI generated, I didn't realized it was really her face!

Posted by: moki at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (wLjpr)

20 Wow, is she single?
Maybe I can fix her.
And turn her to team men.

Thanks everyone. Great conversation on the last thread.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (Sco7b)

21 Colin Kaepernick continues making two absurd claims:

1, the NFL is just like slavery, and

2, this creaky old man, who was never better than low-average when he was young and in shape, is ready to play for the NFL again.


That's right, Kaep, give ammunition to all the people who claim that most people would be perfectly happy enslaved to others.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (vJrRc)

22 Battlestar Galactica thread? Bob Costas?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (fcCLB)

23 Foxnews says all the senate toss up seats are going to Democrats, Republicans will lose the House in a Blue Wave and Republicans have also lost Hispanics because they’ve gone “too far”‘on immigration.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)

Have they called Arizona yet?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (gLYp7)

24 It's smart. It's a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

Not you...

Posted by: George Costanza at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (1wjle)

25 "Before they put you on the field, teams poke, prod and examine you, searching for any defect that might affect your performance. No boundary respected. No dignity left intact."


They pay you a LOT of f*cking money for the right to poke, prod and examine you to make sure you're healthy enough to perform and EARN the money, you f*cking racist ingrate.

Just be found dead in a hotel room already, you asshole.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

26 How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Posted by: Uncle Colin Kapernick at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (CHq+B)

27 Two things:

1 Women should not be part of any football broadcast, despite the term.

2 Colin Kaepernick lost the starting job to Blaine Gabbert.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (2UnvF)

28 It would be fun to see Colin* wearing a helmet like Rick Moranis in Spaceballs.

* don't care enough to even copy/paste his last name

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (vTZFs)

29 Thanks everyone. Great conversation on the last thread.
Posted by: Stateless

Did you ever finish the monkey statue and post pics of it?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

30 Ack, that looks like a character played by Martin Short from SCTV. Has to be fake.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (5yDGQ)

31
Colin Kaepernick lost the starting job to Blaine Gabbert.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (2UnvF)


*snickers cruelly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (eRlcH)

32 Willowing myself from the last thread responding to AOC whining about no women presidents. Also apropos here.



I was watching an episode of shark tanks. This lesbian couple rolls up holding hands one is hawt blonde one is cute-ish mixed race.

They get into the negotiations and one of sharks asks why should we give you moneys. The mixed race chicks goes only 10% of VC funding goes to women and of that only 10% to women of color and of that only 50% goes to gay women of color.

And I’m like well how many fucking gay women of color actually ask for VC funding? Very few. I’d bet the percent of those who do and get funding is higher than the percent of white straight men who ask for and get money. Because no VC wants to be accused of gay racism so they’ll throw over a couple of bucks to improve the ESG score.

It’s never ending victimhood everywhere all the fucking time with these people.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (jmRo5)

33 Needs more hair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (Cqx++)

34 In the after photo its teeth are no longer big and white. Crystal Meth?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:43 PM (fcCLB)

35 18 It’s over folks. Foxnews says all the senate toss up seats are going to Democrats, Republicans will lose the House in a Blue Wave and Republicans have also lost Hispanics because they’ve gone “too far”‘on immigration.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU

That was EXACTLY what MSNow sais a little while ago.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (Sco7b)

36 She seems fun ...

Also:

Why ... WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (oCio0)

37 Kaepernick acknowledged that the NFL pays players millions of dollars. However, he argued that the "process and intentions behind the process [are] the same" as slavery.

...

It is hard to imagine a less honest or intelligent conversation taking place in sports media this year.




There's nothing honest OR intelligent about that conversation.

They're getting paid MILLIONS. MILLIONS to play a GAME that KIDS play.

Fine. It's JUST LIKE SLAVERY. Ban it. Constitutionally. Take away the arena for them to make the millions.

I. GIVE. NO. F*CKS.

You are a grifter getting paid somehow. Now that you're willing to burn the bridge, you gonna pay the rest of the players that have NO OTHER SKILL?

I bet not, asshole.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)

38
It says something when not even the Browns will give you a tryout.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (eRlcH)

39 Colin Kaepernick is the Mario Mendoza of Gern Blanstons.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (1wjle)

40 Of Course its funny. Its like a roadrunner cartoon funny. AI is a cartoon. It is not reality. Its bogus physics, bogus behavior. Its outlandish. Like a cartoon - it isn't meant to be taken seriously - children know that about cartoons. Adults should know that about AI.

This "woman" is just an opportunist looking to boost her status by taking out a prominent male celebrity. Like those women who shamed the guy who landed a spaceship on the comet because he wore a bowling shirt with a girl in a bikini on it to the press conference.

Fucking do something with yourselves instead of tearing other people down for clicks. Losers.

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (anL5R)

41 Also:

Why ... WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (oCio0)



Women are not meant to ingest woman juice. It does things......negative things.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)

42 Because the Browns have standards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (fcCLB)

43 Let's see:
1. Androgenous hairstyle....check
2. Severe facial expression....check
3. Power glasses .....check
4. Stereotypical men's clothing.....check
5. Application of universal victim card.....check

I still can't grasp the concept of advertising sexual proclivities in an overt fashion. You're a lesbian. Whoopieeee!!! You like women. Hoooooray!!! That doesn't require a uniform. And, it doesn't require an over emphasis of an issue that only concerns the individual. It's like the old joke: "How can you tell if someone is a vegan?" "They'll tell you over and over again."

Trick or Treat

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)

44 First of all, 'Pat', that's not really Holly in the video. This is the fun part about AI, it's not real. No one got hurt.

Second of all, well, that's it.

Bitch sounds like she wants hundreds of people to get in line and start apologizing. Go chew a rug, 'lady'.

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (ZxPkt)

45 Nothing against Blaine Gabbert. I'm sure he's a nice guy and all, but it's not like he's Joe Fucking Montana.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (2UnvF)

46 Wait a minute, I thought women wanted to be treated equal? It's just a meme. I thought it was funny and wasn't offended in the least.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (NpAcC)

47 *14 That thing at the top looks like some kind of Maddow.*

Love the classic glasses. I guess it's a mandatory part of the uniform.
But tell me, is that a wig?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (2Ez/1)

48 M-M-M-Max Headroom

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)

49 Shortal says the video is NOT funny and says that protecting "women in sports" means apologizing to Rowe.
---
And they want to be our equality salesmen!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

50 WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM (oCio0)

Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (gLYp7)

51 18 It’s over folks. Foxnews says all the senate toss up seats are going to Democrats, Republicans will lose the House in a Blue Wave and Republicans have also lost Hispanics because they’ve gone “too far”‘on immigration.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)


Okay... I'm a pessimist but the way I see it Texas and Maine are not toss ups... win goes to republican... Also I think probably Ohio.. The only one I feel is a goner is NC.. Oh... MI is also probably Republican.... Of course I have no idea

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (+gK6I)

52
Throwback Kapernick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8pwjLliZ3g

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (Y8DZL)

53 Makes me want to go back and watch The Critical Drinker's review of that Terminator movie where he kept calling the hybrid 'machine' "Androgenous Thing."

That was entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

54 Wow! That hair on Kaepernick is right out of 1972.

And yeah, the NFL is EXACTLY like the slave trade — except for the multi-million-dollar contracts and nobody is forcing the players to do anything.

Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (8WZD4)

55
Because the Browns have standards.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (fcCLB)


Deshaun Watson, Shedeur Sanders. Low ones, but standards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (eRlcH)

56 Look at her. Like she had a choice.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (fcCLB)

57 For its faults, the NFL is close to the purest meritocracy on planet Earth.

If you're good enough, they will overlook anything and everything up to and including murder. *cough* Ray Lewis *cough*. So, Afro Jack over here can fuck off. If he was a top-flight QB in his prime, he would have found a team that would overlook his poisonous and divisive politics for as long as they kept winning games with him under center. However, like Ace said, he was never even close to being good enough to even stay on a practice squad with his negatives. On the other hand, there are quite a few guys who aren't top-flight talent but are exceptional leaders and "locker room glue" and their teams keep hammering their checks year after year.

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (oqH4h)

58 Slavery! What can't it do?

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (lCppi)

59 It's like the old joke: "How can you tell if someone is a vegan?" "They'll tell you over and over again."



They’ll tell you within 5 minutes of meeting them.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (jmRo5)

60 *14 That thing at the top looks like some kind of Maddow.*
---
It is the Maddow force of the universe.

All lesbians tend toward looking like Maddow.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

61 "How can you tell if someone is a vegan?" "They'll tell you over and over again."

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)

So if she was a lesbian, vegan, cross-fit junkie, which would she tell you about first?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)

62 It’s all so tiresome.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (6ydKt)

63 Q: How many bitter lesbians does it take to tell a joke?

A: That's not funny!

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (4NO2D)

64 It's like the old joke: "How can you tell if someone is a vegan?" "They'll tell you over and over again."



They’ll tell you within 5 minutes of meeting them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (jmRo5)
---
You'll know it in the first 10 seconds.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Fi81e)

65 The AI video kerfuffle reminds me of my wife getting mad at me over something she I did in her dream.
Posted by: Oglebay

Yep - late wife did that all the time. Of course, she was severely mentally ill so. . . .

When I told the Lovely Mrs. about that, she asked why T. did that as I did plenty to piss one off during the waking hours.

EXACTLY!!


Wait a minute. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (lSrP2)

66 Question: How many lesbian Karens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: That's not funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Riz8t)

67 Kaepernick is begging to be a slave in the NFL? I got this crazy idea on how Browns owner Haslam could endear him to Browns fans even more!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (Dv3i1)

68 Kap can play three games for the UFL whenever he wants. If he plays well, he'd get a shot. He would get his ass handed to him in a current NFL game.

But, he knows Shakedowns > Touchdowns as far as career opportunities for him. He's just showing his ass because he needs attention.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (r7+Q7)

69 I really thought that picture of the Shiim from Minn was AI.

Even after watching her appratenly sad farewell, I'm still pretty suspicious.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (lCppi)

70 40 Of Course its funny. Its like a roadrunner cartoon funny. AI is a cartoon. It is not reality. Its bogus physics, bogus behavior. Its outlandish. Like a cartoon - it isn't meant to be taken seriously - children know that about cartoons. Adults should know that about AI.

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:44 PM

Perhaps this is the result of too many generations not being exposed to The Three Stooges.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (2Ez/1)

71 The Mistake on the Lake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (rujGJ)

72 >>M-M-M-Max Headroom

I tried to work that into the caption, writing "Max Headr-r-r-oom," but it looked too confusing.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)

73 This woman looks like the middle of a morph between Rachel Maddow and Joe Scarborough.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

74 Sheesh. I even checked before commenting to make sure nobody had done the "That's not funny" joke yet.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

75 So if she was a lesbian, vegan, cross-fit junkie, which would she tell you about first?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)
---
"I'm a rapinhoe."

They would invent a word so that they could tell you all at once.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)

76
I recall dimly reading something where a bunch of old NFL players were asked if they'd do it all over again even with the prospect of CTE and overwhelmingly they said yes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)

77 >>>But, he knows Shakedowns > Touchdowns as far as career opportunities for him.

yup, good way to put it.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)

78 Max Hardcore > Max Headroom.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (fcCLB)

79 Deshaun Watson, Shedeur Sanders. Low ones, but standards.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:46 PM (eRlcH)



Sanders is a MUCH better human than Deshaun Watson, so there's that.

They're both really low quality QB's, however.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (ccf/V)

80 Pictured: Lesbian Sports-Scold Jana Shortal,
aka Gender Ambiguous Max Headroom


On behalf of Minnesota, I apologize.

.....again.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (VHUov)

81 Perhaps this is the result of too many generations not being exposed to The Three Stooges.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Probably true. Alas.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (77rzZ)

82 >WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME
---

So they can find each other at protest marches and sit-ins

and the size of the eyeglasses is a mark of rank

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (ZxPkt)

83 Isn't there a WNFL team Kapernick can actually qualify for?

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (lCppi)

84 >>>On behalf of Minnesota, I apologize.

We call it "South Canada" now.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)

85 I’m confused.

1) The NFL is slavery.
2) I can’t wait to go back into the NFL again. I’m ready for any team that will have me as a QB.

Doublethink, much?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (vupS9)

86
So if she was a lesbian, vegan, cross-fit junkie, which would she tell you about first?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)


You left out "atheist" and "Harvard grad".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (eRlcH)

87 That's a rather... uh.... stern looking "woman."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (2Cry5)

88 Yes, give the country over to communists, muslims, socialists, people who want to stack the court, people who opened the borders, people who shutdown the XL pipeline, deliberately made gas more expensive, weaponized the government against the people, suspended The Bill
Of Rights for their Covid op, increased taxes, undertook massive government fraud using tax money, etc. because you’re mad about the price of gas.

Got it.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (IYMzU)

89 Kaepernick isn’t dumb. He’s the smartest football player ever. He made NFL money from Nike without having his brain beaten to a CTE pulp or his joint trashed.

He played the liberal white guilt like a maestro.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (jmRo5)

90 Honest question - do we all wear the uniform of the tribe we feel ourselves most comfortable in?

If that is so, short-haired, boss girl glasses, manly clothing wearing 'women' do me a favor by putting out the warning signal that they are childless, menopausal bitches.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (lSrP2)

91 IS she wearing a fake nose/eyeglass thing in that photo?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (k5CNB)

92
I'm not laughing at a realistic-looking fake of a guy hitting a woman so hard that she falls down.

I also wouldn't grab a mic to declare that it's not funny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (mmrXZ)

93 Real life lesbians are AWFL. Not at all like they are in the documentaries we grew up watching.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (sAnBa)

94 Colin Kaepernick continues making two absurd claims:

1, the NFL is just like slavery, and

2, this creaky old man, who was never better than low-average when he was young and in shape, is ready to play for the NFL again.

-
He must love picking cotton under the lash.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

95 Women need to be protected in sports.

Fake men should compete against women in sports.


One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (viF8m)

96 How is it that Jana Shortal covers sports teams and ball players? She doesn't like balls.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (N39Ws)

97 Democrats will make things so much better for our country, said nobody with a single firing brain synapse, ever.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (IYMzU)

98 So if she was a lesbian, vegan, cross-fit junkie, which would she tell you about first?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)

... that she went to Harvard !

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (oCio0)

99 This thread needs a Colin cleanse.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (w9Wax)

100 84 >>>On behalf of Minnesota, I apologize.

We call it "South Canada" now.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM (1wjle)

MN could be the 11th province. Easily.

Or ninth, if QC gets a separatist government and AB breaks away.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (vupS9)

101 29 Thanks everyone. Great conversation on the last thread.
Posted by: Stateless

Did you ever finish the monkey statue and post pics of it?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

Soon. My project is going well and the website will be done in a bit. I'm excited.

But Ralphy has to be with me everywhere and I'm taking a break from carrying him up and down the stairs.

FoxNews - World's nicest guard dog greets intruder.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)

102 How would Kaperdick get his fro' in a football helmet ? Or would his hair be protection enough ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (+gK6I)

103 Yes, give the country over to communists, muslims, socialists, people who want to stack the court, people who opened the borders, people who shutdown the XL pipeline, deliberately made gas more expensive, weaponized the government against the people, suspended The Bill
Of Rights for their Covid op, increased taxes, undertook massive government fraud using tax money, etc. because you’re mad about the price of gas.

Got it.
Posted by: Vengeance

Unfortunately that’s how it works. The out party gets in regardless of how retarded they are, if the voters are mad at the in party.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (jmRo5)

104 Shorter Kaepernick: I'm a douchebag and I'm going to say douchebag things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (I6R/i)

105 Thesis: There is no difference between men and women except genitalia.
Anthesis: Male violence against women is infinitely worse than male vs male or female vs female violence and women need special protection from men.

Synthesis: Liberals don't actually mean anything they say.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (0MjtC)

106 Pro tip: Lift and Separate!

Posted by: Jane Russell at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (RIvkX)

107 >>83 Isn't there a WNFL team Kapernick can actually qualify for?

alas, there is no WNFL. Or maybe there is. I would not watch it either way so who knows.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)

108 KARE 11 owner TEGNA

I may have misread that the first time.

It would have made sense the other way, though, since it's network TV news.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (VHUov)

109 They often run all the way down the field without picking nary a bale of cotton.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (fcCLB)

110 Even if Kapernick could play and would be a good backup QB, no team or coach wants to have to deal with his crap.

He will ruin a team’s camaraderie just by being on it and turning everything into a racial power play.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (6ydKt)

111 Google identifies him as a "civil rights activist."

-
Retarded Lives Matter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7)

112 Have we ever seen this Jana Shortal and Rachel Maddow in the same room?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (vupS9)

113 Cap could probably go play in the WNBA at least.

Posted by: Gaff at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (EqzMw)

114 There used to be some kind of flag-football with models during the Super Bowl halftime but they stopped that because men enjoyed it and we can't have that.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)

115
She looks like Joe Buck with a wig and glasses.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (eRlcH)

116 Honest question - do we all wear the uniform of the tribe we feel ourselves most comfortable in?


Yes. I, for example, am of the Virginia Nopants tribe. We are easily identified by our costumes.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)

117 Needs more hair.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Wait! What are we talking about here?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (lSrP2)

118 That lesbo will be Democrats first choice to run a government department when they gain control. Things are looking up already.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (IYMzU)

119 76
I recall dimly reading something where a bunch of old NFL players were asked if they'd do it all over again even with the prospect of CTE and overwhelmingly they said yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)

We all die ... not everybody "lives".

Posted by: zombie James Dean at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (oCio0)

120 >>>112 Have we ever seen this Jana Shortal and Rachel Maddow in the same room?

I'm going to disagree. You can't say that Jana Shortal doesn't have a look, even if it's not your cup of tea. She could be an evil accountant in a Bond movie.

Rachel Maddow, on the other hand, looks like a melted cashew.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (1wjle)

121
I tried to work that into the caption, writing "Max Headr-r-r-oom," but it looked too confusing.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (1wjle)



https://youtu.be/YhBJHTMC-AQ?t=103

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (ccf/V)

122 Watson went to shit after his off season rub and tug tour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (rujGJ)

123 >>She looks like Joe Buck with a wig and glasses.

She kinds looks like Arch Manning.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 02:53 PM (viF8m)

124 110 Even if Kapernick could play and would be a good backup QB, no team or coach wants to have to deal with his crap.

He will ruin a team’s camaraderie just by being on it and turning everything into a racial power play.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (6ydKt)

Exactly. And all of that matters in a huge way.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (vupS9)

125 She's going to have to bulk up to make Fire Chief.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (fcCLB)

126 "Queer anchor Jana Shortal"

Looks like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew did a gender transition on Beaker.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (r7+Q7)

127 112 Have we ever seen this Jana Shortal and Rachel Maddow in the same room?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (vupS9)

Pornhub link?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (N39Ws)

128 On behalf of Minnesota, I apologize.

.....again.
Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 02:49 PM


We feel your pain. Come sit by us.

- Sane Massholes

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (P6lWH)

129 I’ll trade Minnesotans for Albertans.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (IYMzU)

130 125 She's going to have to bulk up to make Fire Chief.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (fcCLB)

Reminds me of the girls' gym teacher in the H.S. I went to.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (N39Ws)

131 So if she was a lesbian, vegan, cross-fit junkie, which would she tell you about first?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:47 PM (gLYp7)

_______________________________

Pretty sure the protocol for the "trifecta" is to get business cards printed up. If you only have two of those traits, a business card is considered a bit gauche...but three gets the business cards and bonus items...like berkenstock coupons from "The Alley Cat Uni-shoe" store in the East Village. You, also, get 24 "Hi, My name Is" badges that has a line to put in your preferred pronouns. The badges have symbols on them to outline your likes and dislikes. For example, a picture of Charlie the Tuna winking says you're a "deep diver". If you excell in that area you get the Rolling Stones insignia of tonue and lips. I've given this some thought.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (dIske)

132
Apologize to Rowe? Okay, howza 'bout this.

I'm sorry that you're a humorless no-talent assclown crybaby who isn't willing to defend herself, so she sends the insufferable butch dyke lesbo gap-lapper news reader in as her white knight. Except that anything white is baaaaad, so we'll call her your black knight.

Does that work for ya?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu)

133 On second thought let Kaepernick play . Start him. Drop back for first pass and get planted into the turf by a 280 lb defensive end who stands over him and says "slave that, bitch"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (I6R/i)

134 >>https://youtu.be/YhBJHTMC-AQ?t=103

aw, he turns out to be another braindead shitlib.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)

135
alas, there is no WNFL. Or maybe there is. I would not watch it either way so who knows.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)



Does the Lingerie League still exist?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (ccf/V)

136 She looks like Joe Buck with a wig and glasses.

Joe Buck + Joe Scarborough + Rachel Maddow it is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

137 Holy f%ck did you see what they are paying Joe Buck?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (fcCLB)

138 Um. Colin. You're being hired for your physical abilities.

Albeit you can't be too stupid to not be able to analyze tape and memorize a playbook and schemes.

It's the reason Andre Ware did not last in the NFL. But if they hire you as a mobile, scrambling QB, and find out you can't lead a team or memorize a playbook, your physical abilities will allow you to be reassigned, as sometimes happened.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

139 Honest question - do we all wear the uniform of the tribe we feel ourselves most comfortable in?

I basically live in Kuiu pants and a tshirt or polo with redwing boots, am in moderately decent shape, and have a short haircut and good posture.

You'd identify me as rightwing within two heartbeats.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (gLYp7)

140 Yeah Rachel Maddow looks like an elephant turd that melted in the rain.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (IYMzU)

141 I'm not laughing at a realistic-looking fake of a guy hitting a woman so hard that she falls down.
==
Well some people don't like roadrunner. Or Tom and Jerry.

Also, a realistic-looking fake is still a fake because its obviously, ridiculously over the top and isn't realistic at all. Like the stupid physics in a roadrunner cartoon. But we cant show those anymore because some kid is going to strap a rocket to his roller skates...

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (anL5R)

142 >>>137 Holy f%ck did you see what they are paying Joe Buck?

I did not but I did see that Troy Aikman was complaining that they hadn't met his own salary demands.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)

143 Yes. I, for example, am of the Virginia Nopants tribe. We are easily identified by our costumes.
____

The Quebecker Sans-Culottes spit in your general direction!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)

144 aw, he turns out to be another braindead shitlib.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:55 PM (1wjle)



Well, duh.....Wasn't he created by Nickelodeon?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (ccf/V)

145 92 I'm not laughing at a realistic-looking fake of a guy hitting a woman so hard that she falls down.

I also wouldn't grab a mic to declare that it's not funny.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 02:50 PM (mmrXZ)

This isn’t so much a woman hating video as it is a Holly Rowe hating video.

She is not well liked by the teams she covers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (6ydKt)

146 Kaep is 38 now but still has that floofy fro he did at 21 or whatever. Time has stopped for him.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)

147 Mac has a secret and it's not that he's gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixs7jQzs07I

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (1wjle)

148 Camperdick missed his window by about a decade. He chose to be a woke icon instead. Fuck him.

Not for nothing, but 38 years old or whatever, in the NFL world, that's dribble cup, assisted-living type old. Only a rare few can pull it off.

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (ZxPkt)

149 I'll apologize. Jana, I'm sorry God didn't love you enough to make you pretty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (2UnvF)

150 It took me a while but now I see who that mug shot reminds me of. That's Egon Spengler from The Real Ghostbusters cartoon show.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (5yDGQ)

151 Joe Buck 6 year $108 Million.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (fcCLB)

152 Remarkably, Arch's goofy haircut looks better than queer Jana's.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (w9Wax)

153
I did not but I did see that Troy Aikman was complaining that they hadn't met his own salary demands.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:56 PM (1wjle)



He wasn't really complaining, but he doesn't have a contract renewal and was shocked because he usually has one before the final year of his existing one.

He knows he'll get his money, whether it's from ESPN or he breaks in a new partner on some other network.

ESPN is not the money maker it once was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (ccf/V)

154
Exactly. And all of that matters in a huge way.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:54 PM (vupS9)


Rube Waddell - who was, politely saying, autistic - was the AL's dominating pitcher in the first decade of the 20th century. But he was so difficult that Connie Mack got rid of him because the players complained so much. Mack later got rid of Shoeless Joe Jackson because he never listened or tried to improve himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (eRlcH)

155 Seriously, Lesbian Jana is right out of central casting.

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ZxPkt)

156 I liked it better when the lady PE teacher wasn't a talking head and we weren't so tetchy about a joke.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (kg+tO)

157 Jus' sayin mam that your creator is not confused 'bout your sex.

Posted by: squared straight at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ehY6c)

158 >>>151 Joe Buck 6 year $108 Million.

Fuck.

Posted by: The Witcher at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (1wjle)

159 Kaep is 38 now but still has that floofy fro he did at 21 or whatever. Time has stopped for him.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)


It's his "I'm an angry black man" uniform.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ExV1e)

160 It took me a while but now I see who that mug shot reminds me of. That's Egon Spengler from The Real Ghostbusters cartoon show.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 02:57 PM (5yDGQ)



You might not be wrong.......


https://shorturl.fm/wEmi5

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

161 She drives a mini cooper, doesn’t she.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (IYMzU)

162 Joe Buck 6 year $108 Million
==
Which is just absurd. he is the most replaceable announcer in sports.

hands down.

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (anL5R)

163 Years ago, Ace was discussing how this feminism shit jumped off in the 80's or so, and it became sorta mandatory to say "or woman" after discussing something.

And it was so ridiculous, but reflexive.

Like, "if you're building a house and the man--or woman--building it says ..."

But the clip he linked was some NFL player, something like, "if you hit a man--or woman ..."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM (3cUTc)

164 Thesis: There is no difference between men and women except genitalia.
Anthesis: Male violence against women is infinitely worse than male vs male or female vs female violence and women need special protection from men.

Synthesis: Liberals don't actually mean anything they say.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (0MjtC)
---
Been saying that for years.

As a "dialogist" it was a hard trail to follow. I wanted to go only so far and give the libs the benefit of the doubt for the rest. I'm still not overtly hostile to libs I encounter. It's a general conclusion, not an exclusive conclusion.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (Fi81e)

165 She drives a mini cooper, doesn’t she.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:59 PM


Subaru, as The Narrative requires.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (P6lWH)

166 Carolla had a picture of him from high school and he just had a short haircut. Carolla pointed out he looks Lebanese, not black, so it's not credible that people were attacking him for being black. You wouldn't guess "black" until your 11th guess.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (1wjle)

167
alas, there is no WNFL. Or maybe there is. I would not watch it either way so who knows.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)


Hell, even the NFL is bad enough. I can't imagine a woman's version.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)

168 "There's nothing worse than an aging hipster."

- Dr Evil

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (ZxPkt)

169 Kaepernick was 1-9 as a starter his last season in the NFL. Was the team around him bad? Probably, but he clearly didn't make it any better. The NFL is no different than any other business: The amount of assholery the boss will tolerate is directly proportional to the amount of value you provide the company

Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (h7OuQ)

170 Not in a million years would I have thought she was queer. Nope.

Posted by: Chubby the cat at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (LP2n9)

171 >>I'll apologize. Jana, I'm sorry God didn't love you enough to make you pretty.

I saw a photo of her on X earlier today from her before time when she wasn't trying to look like a butch lesbian. Not super model pretty but attractive.

She did that look all by herself.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)

172 Joe Buck $18 Million a year.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (fcCLB)

173 TBH I'm surprised ace is old enough to know who Max Headroom is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (RIvkX)

174 I am not missing watching sports

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (Ia/+0)

175 Crapperdick had TWO staged tryouts during his whiney crybaby bitchfest years.

TWO.

He showed up FAT, OUT of SHAPE and couldn't hit the broadside of a barn in either one.

There was a contract for one of the receivers he was attempting to throw to in one of them, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (ccf/V)

176 >>>But the clip he linked was some NFL player, something like, "if you hit a man--or woman ..."

yeah that's a great clip, he plays it often. I think it was Bubba Smith describing the "swim move," which was just "hitting the offensive lineman upside the head" when the ball was snapped so he's dazed during the play.

Because when you hit a man upside the head -- OR a woman...

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (1wjle)

177 Subaru, as The Narrative requires.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I drive a Subaru. But I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, so it checks out.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

178 Seriously, Lesbian Jana is right out of central casting.

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (ZxPkt)
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Certain people support the Simulation Hypothesis more than others.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

179 $18m a year for Buck. Ok.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (rujGJ)

180 They want to look like men, but they always wind up looking like what a little kid thinks men look like.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (0MjtC)

181 The amount of assholery the boss will tolerate is directly proportional to the amount of value you provide the company

Posted by: Wally at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (h7OuQ)

Yup.

You need to be a) exceptional at your job or b) fun to be around.

You can be missing either of those and succeed, but never both.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (gLYp7)

182 Honestly - comedy is dead and buried. You can't do any comedy without somebody claiming its offensive.

Don Rickles come back and lay down the smack ...

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (anL5R)

183 My gentleman of leisure days are over.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (fcCLB)

184
Subaru, as The Narrative requires.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (P6lWH)



Style guide says "Lesbaru."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

185 Nope -- it was Deacon Jones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm2l0pxYw-4

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (1wjle)

186 If Colin had any talent, with the number of QBs that went down this weekend, he'd be instantly getting a practice squad call. The NYG are desperate. The Chicago Bears are desperate.

But he sucks, and can't even beat out Will Levis, so he won't get a call...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (tOcjL)

187 173 TBH I'm surprised ace is old enough to know who Max Headroom is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (RIvkX)

I think ace is Gen X, could be wrong but that's how I picture him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (kg+tO)

188
Joe Buck $18 Million a year.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (fcCLB)


I regularly see Lefties raving about CEOs being paid X times as much as their employees. Somehow, the arts, entertainment, journalism and academia - where a tiny few earn big bucks while most other with identical qualifications starve - never figure in their complaints.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)

189 You might not be wrong.......

https://shorturl.fm/wEmi5
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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Thanks for finding an excellent example, Sponge. Now I'm convinced. The cartoon character came to life.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (5yDGQ)

190
Pro tip: Lift and Separate!
Posted by: Jane Russell at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (RIvkX)




Reminds me, I once got in trouble at a dive bar for saying "thank God for the WonderBra" a BIT too loudly...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

191 Joe Buck 6 year $108 Million.

Fuck.
Posted by: The Witcher at September 22, 2026 02:58 PM (1wjle)
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That probably combines football and baseball duties... but still....

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

192 It's OK to call them queers now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fcCLB)

193 >>> You get to the point, where it's like, 'Strip down to your drawers,'" he responded. "It feels like a meat market."

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He's watched too many key and peele vids.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (QFchU)

194 Lezbaru is what I recall it being named. And, ‘twas marketed to them, in the BackWhen Times, yes?

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (Gqar8)

195 Style guide says "Lesbaru."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM


Your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (P6lWH)

196 and it wasn't the swim move, which was something else (from the 90s? I forget), it was just a plain old "head slap."

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (1wjle)

197 Hell, even the NFL is bad enough. I can't imagine a woman's version.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM

Compromise.
Canadian Football League.

Actually I did watch a few games and it was entertaining. But I also watched the Detroit Lions for years so my standards aren't high.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (Sco7b)

198 I drive a Subaru. But I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, so it checks out.
Posted by: Bulg

I was once a man trapped in a woman's body.

Then I was born.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (w9Wax)

199 Foxnews says all the senate toss up seats are going to Democrats, Republicans will lose the House in a Blue Wave and Republicans have also lost Hispanics because they’ve gone “too far”‘on immigration.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (IYMzU)


Ugh.

This is just like the Weather channel calling Category 5 hurricane every time it rains in the Gulf of America.

FOX is just wish casting for the BIG STORY of MAGA's defeat.

Hopefully, we don't have too many low IQ a-holes on our side who'll swallow the bait, get discouraged and not vote for the Reps so's FOX can sell more commercial time.

Hopefully.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (YSUhf)

200 If you want to be reminded of a football player class act watch the Barry Sanders documentary Bye Bye Barry on Prime.

It’s as good or better than The Last Dance and only an hour and a half long.

Barry was my favorite RB for years.
The only reason I pulled for the Lions back in the day.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (6ydKt)

201 There actually is a woman's football league.

https://xleague.live

Started as the Lingerie League.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (viF8m)

202 >> My gentleman of leisure days are over.

But you're still an international man of mystery, right?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (w6EFb)

203 180 They want to look like men, but they always wind up looking like what a little kid thinks men look like.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (0MjtC)

She looks like an effiminate gay man...think the totally gay dudes in fashion.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (tOcjL)

204 Even if Kapernick could play and would be a good backup QB, no team or coach wants to have to deal with his crap.

He will ruin a team’s camaraderie just by being on it and turning everything into a racial power play.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 02:52 PM (6ydKt)

The zeroth requirement for a reserve QB is to be palatable to the fanbase and the team. Nobody wants controversy over someone you never want to see playing. Even a future starter type has to play the game or he gets in trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (uhVAy)

205 >>>I think ace is Gen X, could be wrong but that's how I picture him.

yes Gen X, though I'm not quite yet 29.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)

206 I regularly see Lefties raving about CEOs being paid X times as much as their employees. Somehow, the arts, entertainment, journalism and academia - where a tiny few earn big bucks while most other with identical qualifications starve - never figure in their complaints.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)
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Consistency is for foolish hobgoblins with little minds.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (Fi81e)

207 >>>There actually is a woman's football league.
https://xleague.live

oh good. Well Kaepernick is busty enough.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (1wjle)

208 192 It's OK to call them queers now?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:03 PM (fcCLB)

Part of the QWERTY, iI believe, so yes.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar8)

209
T - 5 hours till equinox. 5 hours of summer left.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (w6EFb)

210
Ol' Janbo looks like Jack Skellington from "The Nightmare Before Christmas.


Only creepier.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (YSUhf)

211
Because when you hit a man upside the head -- OR a woman...
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (1wjle)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Ray Rice at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

212 Here's a snippet her wife wrote. She teaches "English Lit" at St. Thomas in St. Paul......what is a queer anti pastoral mode?? These folx all write the same way, garbled junk.

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Like many readers before me who have been drawn to Thoreau’s writing because we find tensions there that go unresolved—stylistic, philosophical, libidinal, and so forth—reading this tension as an expression of the queer antipastoral modes helps me isolate a kind of textual edging that complicates and enlivens my sense of how Thoreau’s writing produces its relationship to its world, and to a future. In thinking about queerness and ecological concerns I appreciate Thoreau because, while there’s a very simple way we could say he writes “about nature,” his writing constantly defamiliarizes what might seem obvious.

Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (kX27y)

213 They want to look like men, but they always wind up looking like what a little kid thinks men look like.

That tracks, because trannies usually look like what a little kid thinks women look like.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

214 I saw a photo of her on X earlier today from her before time when she wasn't trying to look like a butch lesbian. Not super model pretty but attractive.

She did that look all by herself.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)
_____________________________

I kind of laugh at the logic employed. Were you to ask her why she dresses in a men's business suit, she'd likely tell you she feels more comfortable wearing it due to her sexuality. Well, I'm a male, and I have to tell you, I curse under my breath whenever I have a meeting requiring me to put on a suit. So, that ain't it. It's a uniform....for third parties to see and drink in for her own self-satisfaction. That's all.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)

215 I'm getting old. 29 twice over in 2 months.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (fcCLB)

216 Colin Kaepernick never had the makings of an elite NFL quarterback.

Posted by: Uncle Junior Soprano at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (wVcYX)

217 Hopefully, we don't have too many low IQ a-holes on our side who'll swallow the bait, get discouraged and not vote for the Reps so's FOX can sell more commercial time.

Hopefully.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (YSUhf)

Problem is when life sucks for people, they vote change, not caring what it is. That's the R problem this election, b/c they are not the change party right now, they are the in charge party.

That is a headwind they will have to overcome.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (tOcjL)

218 I honestly thought the picture of the Lesbian Karen was a fake, used by Ace for laughs.

She really looks that way...on purpose.

Posted by: MJ at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (XOmY9)

219 >>>Pictured: Lesbian Sports-Scold Jana Shortal,
aka Gender Ambiguous Max Headroom

It's hard to believe there is a real person who presents herself to the world looking like that. She looks like a parody.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (8mulE)

220 Even if Kapernick could play and would be a good backup QB, no team or coach wants to have to deal with his crap.
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That's why no team kept him on the roster. He declined into a backup-level skillset, but his mouth and locker room presence wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

221 White dude can't jump, run, tackle, throw or...juke!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (8C1eU)

222 She is dressed in a Men's suit... isn't that cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (mP0Kj)

223 Wasn't thete a woman's flag football team game going on with booty shorts going on?

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)

224 221 White dude can't jump, run, tackle, throw or...juke!!
Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (8C1eU)

Nor, play that funky music...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (mP0Kj)

225 What is the difference between being a libtard activist and being delusional?

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (XZdZ5)

226 How is Kaep ever gonna get a helmet on over his coif?

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8)

227 There actually is a woman's football league.
https://xleague.live



Opening highlight reel doesn't look horrible. Compared to Arena League stuff, they wear less pads and don't appear afraid to hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)

228 Foxnews says all the senate toss up seats are going to Democrats, Republicans will lose the House in a Blue Wave and Republicans have also lost Hispanics because they’ve gone “too far”‘on immigration.
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I don't know what's going to happen.
But:
- all the current polling is based on 2018 as the norm
- Dems massively out-spent R in 2018; Rs are outspending this year
- 50+ Rs resigned in 2018
- they keep pushing the generic is +8 Dem, just like in 2018
- RV and LV screen keeps giving the same results
- Beto won independents by +3; current TX polling has the Dems winning them by +30.
- something like 94%+ of multi-Trump voters are committed to voting in the midterms

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (3cUTc)

229 @154 Waddell was either autistic or a lunatic, and he was an absolute alcoholic.
Helluva pitcher though

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (I6R/i)

230 Fun pic of "her" from a Pretti or Good protest: https://tinyurl.com/mspzapw8

Jana Shortal, a long-time anchor and reporter for KARE 11 in Minneapolis, reported being physically assaulted and pepper-sprayed by federal agents on January 24, 2026. Shortal, a seven-time Emmy winner known for her work on Breaking the News, was on-site covering the aftermath of a fatal shooting

According to her interview on mpr, she was behind the police tape, following orders, clearly marked as Press, and she was directly targeted. The person on the left and the right of her were not hit.

She has been absolutely phenomenal the past couple of weeks in terms of providing clear-eyed analysis and reporting - unlike some of her colleagues at KARE11 who have been guzzling the MAGA Kool-Aid.

I saw an article on Facebook about this incident. The comments are horribly nasty and also kept referring to her as a man just to be even more mean. A reporter behind the line should not be criticized for doing their job and certainly shouldn’t be attacked by agents!

If they are willing to execute people in broad daylight, imagine what they are doing to the people in the camps

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (XxBX3)

231 Not gonna watch until the Redskins return.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (fcCLB)

232 Like many readers before me who have been drawn to Thoreau’s writing because we find tensions there that go unresolved—stylistic, philosophical, libidinal, and so forth—reading this tension as an expression of the queer antipastoral modes helps me isolate a kind of textual edging that complicates and enlivens my sense of how Thoreau’s writing produces its relationship to its world, and to a future. In thinking about queerness and ecological concerns I appreciate Thoreau because, while there’s a very simple way we could say he writes “about nature,” his writing constantly defamiliarizes what might seem obvious.
==
Shorter weirdo: "I'm really fucking neurotic".

Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (anL5R)

233
yes Gen X, though I'm not quite yet 29.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:04 PM (1wjle)



Ah, so you're a YOUNG whippersnapper.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:08 PM (ccf/V)

234 The feminazis were whining and crying because the Texas coach originally blew off the female reporter with a quick chant and a wave of the hand. That's why the meme was created . Their whining for that was on par as if he actually backhanded her.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (KC5Lt)

235 That's why no team kept him on the roster. He declined into a backup-level skillset, but his mouth and locker room presence wasn't worth it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

He is 38, well past his sell by date.

As a QB unless you got a SuperBowl ring by 38? yet gone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (mP0Kj)

236 Trump blasts UN for ignoring worldwide persecution of Christians: "Craven hypocrites"

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The Orange Meanie is calling children collecting for UNICEF craven hypocrites!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)

237 "How can you tell if someone is a vegan?"
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"Don't care because I don't give a shit."

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (XZdZ5)

238 It's hard to believe there is a real person who presents herself to the world looking like that. She looks like a parody.
Posted by: No Name Today

Works for her at the Subaru drive-thru in Portland.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (Y8DZL)

239 Barry was my favorite RB for years.
The only reason I pulled for the Lions back in the day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:0

He was amazing during so many sad years.

My favorite player. Jason Hanson. 2150 total points. Hilarious. I saw games where Detroit's total offense was field goals.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (Sco7b)

240 The Good Good golf guys just lost their entire business with the same type of silly and completely unoffensive video...If only the PGA and Callaway had a backbone.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (8C1eU)

241 I think maybe the true draw to Thoreau is his designation as a transcendentalist and a proto-anarchist anti-capitalist.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (dIske)

242 Problem is when life sucks for people, they vote change, not caring what it is. That's the R problem this election, b/c they are not the change party right now, they are the in charge party.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (tOcjL)
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That's what I fear, too.

I actually do not put it past the Democrats to have used their connections with Iran (Kerry went their assuring them Trump would be out soon in 2017, after all). To goad Trump into a "foreign war" that would hurt his brand.

To be fair, I do not accuse the Democrats of having no limit to their nefariousness--I just don't know where the line is.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

243 Why is there a picture of David Byrne with this article?

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (EoyNh)

244 I'm getting old. 29 twice over in 2 months.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (fcCLB)

Passed that milestone 2 years ago. Sigh

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (PSEDc)

245 What is the difference between being a libtard activist and being delusional?
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 03:07 PM (XZdZ5)

It's the same circle.

Posted by: Venn Diagram Expert at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (wVcYX)

246 I have new flannel boxers I bought at Steinmart in the early 1990s.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (fcCLB)

247 On the topic of Adam Carolla I really like his two movies a lot. The Hammer and Road Hard.

To be fair I like romcoms.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (KC5Lt)

248 >>>243 Why is there a picture of David Byrne with this article?

"Once in a lifetime" is playing on my Alexa right now.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (1wjle)

249 I do hope that someone, or several someone's, take Ace's lead and flood her Xcrement feed with images of Max Headroom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (ccf/V)

250 his writing constantly defamiliarizes what might seem obvious.
Posted by: beckster at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (kX27y)

Which seems to be what she has done with that long, indecipherable, paragraph.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (6ydKt)

251 She looks like the skinny genius soi-boi in Cromulent Minds.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (PSEDc)

252 @154 Waddell was either autistic or a lunatic, and he was an absolute alcoholic.
Helluva pitcher though
Posted by: Smell the Glove

According to Wikipedia, Frank Morgan, the Wizard of Oz, was rumored to be a huge alkie. Was said to show up on set carrying a black suitcase that contained a minibar.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

253 In the delusional Democrat category, today is the day Kamala Harris is campaigning in Michigan with Abdul the al-Qaeda guy.

What a pair they must make!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (vue/J)

254 same as it ever was.
same. as. it. ever. was.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

255 Were you to ask her why she dresses in a men's business suit, she'd likely tell you she feels more comfortable wearing it due to her sexuality. Well, I'm a male, and I have to tell you, I curse under my breath whenever I have a meeting requiring me to put on a suit. So, that ain't it. It's a uniform....for third parties to see and drink in for her own self-satisfaction.
==
Yup. I was in Costco one weekend, and some dude linebacker size was prancing around the store in high heels, a tu tu and make up. Its to get attention. LOOK AT ME I'M SPECIAL I'M A SNOWFLAKE!!!!!

Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (anL5R)

256 What is the difference between being a libtard activist and being delusional?
Posted by: ...

Pay's better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (ndZc7)

257 I had this vegan neice that ate hotdogs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (fcCLB)

258 My favorite player. Jason Hanson. 2150 total points. Hilarious. I saw games where Detroit's total offense was field goals.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (Sco7b)

My fav all time player? George Blanda.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (mP0Kj)

259
*Colin Kaepernick playing with his moobs*

"Soon...Soon,, boys you'll be big enough to get me Sports Betting commercials, just like Sydney Sweeney!!!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!!!

More pudding. Yes, more pudding!

Grow my money-makers grow!!!1111!!!1

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (YSUhf)

260 A Blue Wave and we are done for until Civil War II starts.
The invasion will continue full force, Lawfare will open and Conservatives will get charged.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

261 He needs a manziere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

262 I never caved on they/them disagreeing with the verb!

I did work pretty hard to make all nouns and verbs plural.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (2ap+5)

263 Funny aside - the KC Chiefs won a game the other night, 33-30. Guy named Harrison Butker personally scored 15 points for the Chiefs. But, Mahomes, and Kelce, and especially TAY-TAY!!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar8)

264 I had this vegan neice that ate hotdogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM (fcCLB)

I guess you can't be absolutely sure there aren't plants in there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (uhVAy)

265 Afternoon.

Wasn't Kaperdork given several offers to join sone teams after his whole kneeling schtick that he turned down. Why didn't he take those offers then?

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (e9eWc)

266
NFL coaches would sign Ryan Fitzpatrick* before Colin Kaepernick. Fitzpatrick would likely do better as well.

* I've always liked him. Not great, but dependable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (eRlcH)

267 @185 Ace, Bob Brown was traded to the Rams. A huge mean offensive tackle he was legendary. In the first practice Jones hit him with a head slap. Brown said "don't do that again" Jones did it again.
Next day in practice Jones did it again and screamed in pain. Brown had taken the screws out of the ear pads in the helmet filed them down and put them facing out. Impaled Jones hand. Never did it to Brown again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (I6R/i)

268 That's why no team kept him on the roster. He declined into a backup-level skillset, but his mouth and locker room presence wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

He is 38, well past his sell by date.

As a QB unless you got a SuperBowl ring by 38? yet gone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 03:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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I'm talking about when he left the 9ers and before Nike bailed him out. I think the Ravens (maybe?) came close to signing him and a couple other teams gave him a look, before passing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (Fi81e)

269 Wow. There are pictures of this Karen which show her metamorphosis over time from somewhat presentable news lady to whatever she became. Keep your kids off of leftism, folks.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (ssz2a)

270 76
I recall dimly reading something where a bunch of old NFL players were asked if they'd do it all over again even with the prospect of CTE and overwhelmingly they said yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)


Not only that, they all prefer to get the high hits instead of the below the waist hits because a concussion will keep you out a week or two while a leg injury means you might miss the rest of the season.

Oh, and the last thing that any professional locker room wants is an attention seeking whore like Kaepernick. They don't care about Kelce banging Taylor Swift, or some other player's love life/drug use/legal woes as long as it doesn't affect the harmony of the locker room. But the second you start trying to get the spotlight on you for non-sports issues, they get pissed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (k1E2D)

271 Didn't he go to Harvard?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (fcCLB)

272 Funny aside - the KC Chiefs won a game the other night, 33-30. Guy named Harrison Butker personally scored 15 points for the Chiefs. But, Mahomes, and Kelce, and especially TAY-TAY!!!!!
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (Gqar

Bengals played the Texans earlier in the day. One of the Texans better WRs last name is pronounced Boo-tay and the announcers had fun with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)

273 Why is there a picture of David Byrne with this article?
Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:10 PM (EoyNh)

Lol. The love child of David Bowie and David Lynch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

274
That lezbo broad looks like a GLP-1 Keir Starmer

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (OkYzo)

275 >>>Next day in practice Jones did it again and screamed in pain. Brown had taken the screws out of the ear pads in the helmet filed them down and put them facing out. Impaled Jones hand. Never did it to Brown again

hardcore.

Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (1wjle)

276 According to Wikipedia, Frank Morgan, the Wizard of Oz, was rumored to be a huge alkie. Was said to show up on set carrying a black suitcase that contained a minibar.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

_________________________________

It's a shame that the Wizard of Oz wasn't made about 20 of 30 years later. I would have loved to have seen Don Rickles play the Wizard.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (dIske)

277 According to Wikipedia, Frank Morgan, the Wizard of Oz, was rumored to be a huge alkie. Was said to show up on set carrying a black suitcase that contained a minibar.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
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It must have been a competition on some movie sets. Casablanca, for example, where both Claude Rains and Bogie were serious alchies. Raines died of liver cirrhosis, I believe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (vue/J)

278 260 A Blue Wave and we are done for until Civil War II starts.
The invasion will continue full force, Lawfare will open and Conservatives will get charged.
Posted by: Skip

Why? Dems won't have the votes to override a Trump veto, and ICE is fully funded through Sep 30th, 2029.

The 2028 presidential election, which will oversee the 2030 census, however, will have lasting consequences.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (XxBX3)

279 Guy named Harrison Butker personally scored 15 points for the Chiefs. But, Mahomes, and Kelce, and especially TAY-TAY!!!!!

Apparently Kelce did something during the game and Swift pointed to her wedding ring and smiled, which feminists claim is a major betrayal of women.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)

280 same as it ever was.
same. as. it. ever. was.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Fake news.


The Associated Press
@AP
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (ndZc7)

281
"How can you tell if someone is a vegan?"


Easy. They fart constantly and voluminously.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (YSUhf)

282 NFL coaches would sign Ryan Fitzpatrick* before Colin Kaepernick. Fitzpatrick would likely do better as well.

* I've always liked him. Not great, but dependable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (eRlcH)



Kirk Cousins (YOU LIKE THAT!??!) is still in the league. HE'S remarkably better than Krapsondick would be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

283 Wasn't Kaperdork given several offers to join sone teams after his whole kneeling schtick that he turned down. Why didn't he take those offers then?
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:13 PM (e9eWc

It was as a back up IIRC. Then they set up a private tryout with all the interested NFL teams in attendance and he didn't show up.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (KC5Lt)

284 The colon kaperdick toilet brush is coming to a cheesy infomercial near you soon. He trains for it everyday man. The reviews say it doesn't work very well and snivels a lot.

As for the lesbun, still desperately trying to get that image out of my mind. Is she related to rachel madcow? Looks like she styles her hair in her toilet bowl with a kaperdick brush. Kind of like that congress critter debbie whatshername.

Posted by: Fuller brush salesMan at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (Mx+TJ)

285 >>>261 He needs a manziere.

a bro!

Posted by: Kramer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (1wjle)

286 It's a shame that the Wizard of Oz wasn't made about 20 of 30 years later. I would have loved to have seen Don Rickles play the Wizard.
==
OMG

Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (anL5R)

287 Oh, and the last thing that any professional locker room wants is an attention seeking whore like Kaepernick. They don't care about Kelce banging Taylor Swift, or some other player's love life/drug use/legal woes as long as it doesn't affect the harmony of the locker room. But the second you start trying to get the spotlight on you for non-sports issues, they get pissed.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (k1E2D)

Even when he was a starter he was on thin ice for his politics. I seriously don't think they'd have kept him near as long as they did if he didn't have some magical power to beat the Green Bay Packers during the year and in the playoffs.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)

288 @AP
The death of Tasia Fortune, a Black Mississippi woman found hanging from a tree on Aug. 3, has stirred distressing memories of the grim history of lynchings across the U.S. South.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (ndZc7)



I guess no one told them that the killer was her ex-boyfriend.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

289 It's hard to believe there is a real person who presents herself to the world looking like that. She looks like a parody.

Posted by: No Name Today
---
The simulation hits and misses.

Sometimes it recycles too much.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (Fi81e)

290 257 I had this vegan neice that ate hotdogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM

My friend is vegan and we were eating at a hamburger joint and she had a bean burrito and I told her they put lard in the refried beans but she didn't want to hear it. I let it go, it's the lard that makes them taste so good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)

291 It must have been a competition on some movie sets. Casablanca, for example, where both Claude Rains and Bogie were serious alchies. Raines died of liver cirrhosis, I believe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Becket. Burton and O'Toole.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

292 The real question is: How did Jana Shortal get a job in the first place?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (UjdFS)

293 These lunatics always have the same look and appearance.

Which is helpful in being able to identify and avoid them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)

294 281
"How can you tell if someone is a vegan?"


Easy. They fart constantly and voluminously.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (YSUhf)



And are emaciated, pasty white and look like death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)

295 As for the lesbun, still desperately trying to get that image out of my mind. Is she related to rachel madcow? Looks like she styles her hair in her toilet bowl with a kaperdick brush. Kind of like that congress critter debbie whatshername.
Posted by: Fuller brush salesMan at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (Mx+TJ)

Back in the 70s on of the SCTV women used to dress up a lot like that for her lesbian character, tho one of the gags was she rarely said anything and just stared blankly at the camera.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)

296 Apparently Kelce did something during the game and Swift pointed to her wedding ring and smiled, which feminists claim is a major betrayal of women.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)
______________________

Just the usual suspects likely pissed at her for telling Ed Sheeran that she's be his opening act if he had difficulty getting replacement bands.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)

297 Yup. I was in Costco one weekend, and some dude linebacker size was prancing around the store in high heels, a tu tu and make up. Its to get attention. LOOK AT ME I'M SPECIAL I'M A SNOWFLAKE!!!!!
Posted by: weirdo translator

IT'S MA'AM!!!!

Posted by: Lilly Tino at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (XxBX3)

298 Job number two still in play.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (fcCLB)

299 Kirk Cousins (YOU LIKE THAT!??!) is still in the league. HE'S remarkably better than Krapsondick would be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)
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Just saw the 40-yard rope he slung to his fast break WR in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (Fi81e)

300 I guess no one told them that the killer was her ex-boyfriend.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

*types* *deletes joke that was misogynist and probably racist*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

301 My friend is vegan and we were eating at a hamburger joint and she had a bean burrito and I told her they put lard in the refried beans but she didn't want to hear it. I let it go, it's the lard that makes them taste so good.
==
she probably pounds Oreos as well. Filling is lard mixed with confectioners sugar.

Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R)

302 "When did you truly start to have the realization that [the combine] reminds [you] of the slave trade?"

You know what really killed slavery, don't you? Unsustainable million-dollar contracts, cities building billion-dollar plantations for the owners, and switching from cotton to polyester- which the fans hated!

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (XUb30)

303 Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.

Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)

304 >>I drive a Subaru. But I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, so it checks out.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
__
I saw a funny t-shirt that a guy was wearing. It said:

"I was a male trapped in a woman's body ...
And then I was born."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (bNf8H)

305 One of my favorite ace quips- Maddow’s head looks like a Cashew.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (Gqar8)

306 Aww. That's a shame.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (WbHIM)

307 Becket. Burton and O'Toole.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

____________________

Michael Caine tells a great story about going out on a bender with O'toole. Somehow they lost two days and woke up in a barn on a day they were suppose to be shooting a film together.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (dIske)

308 I love the KPMG hag that is getting dragged around. After working in the big 4 for more than I care to think about, she really f'd up. She's a manager for some of their audit clients. Audit work for big companies gets moved between different big 4s every few years for regulatory purposes. Managers and above get their pictures and bios on all proposals. Nobody wants this on their audit. Holy cow what red flag now. Not to mention it takes almost no skill to be an audit manager vs. senior manager or director (where you need to have a book of business). She is probably the person that is most easy to fire on her whole team.

Posted by: mishdog at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (lzrKs)

309 275 >>>Next day in practice Jones did it again and screamed in pain. Brown had taken the screws out of the ear pads in the helmet filed them down and put them facing out. Impaled Jones hand. Never did it to Brown again

hardcore.
Posted by: ace at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (1wjle)

Gordian Knot level of simplicity and effectiveness, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (6ydKt)

310 Kaepernick opted out his 49er contract that paid approximately $16mm/year.

Not sure what he was thinking.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (rJ48h)

311 I'm coming up on my 20,000th day on the planet. Oct 19.

Posted by: Reforger at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (F9nWj)

312 Apparently Kelce did something during the game and Swift pointed to her wedding ring and smiled, which feminists claim is a major betrayal of women.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 03:15 PM (2ocoG)



She'll become a 'tradwife' and the left will collectively shit itself and commit hara-kiri.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)

313
Filling is lard mixed with confectioners sugar.
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R)


*runs to supermarket*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (eRlcH)

314 How much did they pay the slaves?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (fcCLB)

315 Just the usual suspects likely pissed at her for telling Ed Sheeran that she's be his opening act if he had difficulty getting replacement bands.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)

Those two things kind of make me like her now.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (KC5Lt)

316 The Orange Meanie is starting WWIII!

Trump Ripped Iran & Cuba in Fiery UN Speech As They Storm Out of the Room

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (ndZc7)

317 I recall dimly reading something where a bunch of old NFL players were asked if they'd do it all over again even with the prospect of CTE and overwhelmingly they said yes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)

Ask them would they prefer to earn the same money but without getting their brains bashed in? I’d wager most would say yes.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (jmRo5)

318 And are emaciated, pasty white and look like death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)
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Nope. Because of inflammation, you can eat everything but animal proteins and be bloated and fat.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

319 The real question is: How did Jana Shortal get a job in the first place?

Ten years ago DEI was the only hiring criteria.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (rgGn5)

320 Most of Hollywood during the Golden Age was on the sauce or worse. Besides, if you got blown over the rainbow to the merry land of Oz, you'd be toting a minibar too.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (Fv808)

321 257 I had this vegan neice that ate hotdogs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:12 PM

My friend is vegan and we were eating at a hamburger joint and she had a bean burrito and I told her they put lard in the refried beans but she didn't want to hear it. I let it go, it's the lard that makes them taste so good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)

Lincoln once told Sherman a story about the teetotaller who one hinted he wouldn't mind if some whiskey got into the lemonade 'unbeknownst to him' as a hit to sort of let major Reb politicians flee his army and the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

322 Kaepernick opted out his 49er contract that paid approximately $16mm/year.

Not sure what he was thinking.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (rJ48h)



That's right around when he started dating that raging bulldyke feral talk show host bitch, I think.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)

323 Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)

Trifle not in the ways of Tag Wizards, for they are subtle and often get fucked in the barrel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

324 >>>Former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, 38, says he is still ready to play in the NFL and is just waiting for a team to call him up.

Still waiting for Sydney Sweeney to call me up for a date.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 03:21 PM (WbHIM)

325 My friend is vegan ...
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)
====

I am so sorry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)

326 Ask them would they prefer to earn the same money but without getting their brains bashed in? I’d wager most would say yes.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (jmRo5)
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Alex Karras made more money wrestling than he ever did in football. Most footballers had an off-season job.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

327 My friend is vegan and we were eating at a hamburger joint and she had a bean burrito and I told her they put lard in the refried beans but she didn't want to hear it. I let it go, it's the lard that makes them taste so good.
--
It's manteca, a plant-derived oil, in a way.

lol

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (3cUTc)

328 $16 Million per year. 2 Million less than Joe Buck.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (fcCLB)

329 She'll become a 'tradwife' and the left will collectively shit itself and commit hara-kiri.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)

That already happened. She is a white supremacist now because she sang about having babies that look like Kelcie, an evil white man.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 03:22 PM (jmRo5)

330 The real question is: How did Jana Shortal get a job in the first place?

What a strange fictitious name to create. "Short Al"? Admittedly, I see a bit of fellow Minnesotan Al Franken there...

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (XUb30)

331 My friend is vegan ...

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (kg+tO)
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I bet she approves of you spreading the word.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)

332 Pay no attention to that drunk guy behind the curtain.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (KC5Lt)

333 286 It's a shame that the Wizard of Oz wasn't made about 20 of 30 years later. I would have loved to have seen Don Rickles play the Wizard.
==
OMG
Posted by: weirdo translator

So you're saying we need a 2027 Wizard of Oz reboot!?!?!? Elliot Page could play the Wizard!!! Halle Bailey as Dorothy (everyone loved her in The Little Mermaid).

Posted by: Hollywood Execs at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (XxBX3)

334 I'm coming up on my 20,000th day on the planet. Oct 19.

Don't forget to change the fluids, lubricate the joints and rotate the tires.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (nAS9C)

335 I like plants too much to eat them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (fcCLB)

336 292 The real question is: How did Jana Shortal get a job in the first place?
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (UjdFS)

Sucking up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (XFD51)

337 I like plants too much to eat them.
==
talk about unfair - the plants can't even run away . . .

Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (anL5R)

338 I have to admit... I honestly thought Kaperdick had off'd hizself years ago. I saw a photo of the clown a couple days ago and thought... wow, how long has that 'tard been dead?

This is one loop I'm not ashamed to be out of.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (2Cry5)

339 303 Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)

=======

There is an explanation somewhere, but I've lost track of it.

If you type in your post, that starts italics. Typing stops them. You won't see the italics - you'll just see what you type. But it works. My biggest fear is that I would start italics and forget to end them, thus winding up "in the barrel" as they say. But I have definitely forgotten to close the italics and they did not bleed over into subsequent posts.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (2ap+5)

340 Report: More Canadians now die from government-assisted "suicide" than Americans die from gun homicides

-
Well, yeah, but the Canuck killings are kind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (ndZc7)

341 Kaepernick had a legendary playoff game vs Green Bay. He was fantastic after a slow start. But defenses adjusted to his style of play and he diminished pretty quickly.

Posted by: CoryC at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (3wN9j)

342 Becket. Burton and O'Toole.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

At least O’Toole got to make his alcoholism pay off with My Favorite Year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (6ydKt)

343 Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)

Bribe the cobs with high quality scotch and they'll open those setting in the comment box.

I'm kidding.

[ i ] [ / i ]

Also you can do the same thing with bold and strike through (replace the i with b or s).

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (e9eWc)

344 Just the usual suspects likely pissed at her for telling Ed Sheeran that she's be his opening act if he had difficulty getting replacement bands.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)

---
His entire band quit on him.

What fuckwits.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)

345
I can't get over 38-year-old Kaepernick trolling for a position on the NFL.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)

346 God I'm dimwitted. [ I ] and [ /I ] without the spaces. If this comes out italicized ....

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (2ap+5)

347 Some plants are okay to eat. Potatoes, corn, green beans, all with butter, some with ham.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (Gqar8)

348 Close tags.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (fcCLB)

349 It's a shame that the Wizard of Oz wasn't made about 20 of 30 years later. I would have loved to have seen Don Rickles play the Wizard.
Posted by: Orson

They wanted to cast W. C. Fields originally, but he wanted too much money.

Wallace Beery was in consideration, too, which I can kinda see.

But Morgan was by far the best choice.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

350 Kirk Cousins (YOU LIKE THAT!??!) is still in the league. HE'S remarkably better than Krapsondick would be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)
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Just saw the 40-yard rope he slung to his fast break WR in Las Vegas.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:18 PM (Fi81e)

6th or 7th round pick for a backup job the year Washington drafted Robert Griffin III first round. RGIII found out pretty quick why running QBs don't last in the NFL - he started getting knee injuries in the first year and Cousins took over and was decent.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (uhVAy)

351 I like plants too much to eat them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (fcCLB)




Plants are what food eats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (ccf/V)

352 great now it is inevitable that some rookie is going to leave tags open

Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (anL5R)

353 How do we now Jana Shortal is a lesbo?

Is there a video?

Posted by: Carrot Bottom at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (dHE+H)

354
William Frawley, Fred Mertz on I Love Lucy was a notorious drunk. Desi had something in the contract that if he ever showed up drunk on the set, he was gone right then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (w6EFb)

355 Colin could always get a job scrubbing pots with his head.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (UjdFS)

356 >Apparently Kelce did something during the game
----

this comment will draw a lot of abuse, but

he had a great game- over 100 yds receiving incl a TD, and he holds the record for yards after catch

you all will now tell me you hate football and Kelce is gay

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (ZxPkt)

357 303 Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 03:19 PM (8WZD4)


Bracket, letter i, close bracket, text to be italicized, bracket, forward slash, letter i, close bracket.

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (EoyNh)

358 So you're saying we need a 2027 Wizard of Oz reboot!?!?!? Elliot Page could play the Wizard!!! Halle Bailey as Dorothy (everyone loved her in The Little Mermaid).
Posted by: Hollywood Execs

Tim Walz as the Cowardly Lion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (ndZc7)

359 Exiled to YouTube.

=====

It's not all bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (X57hR)

360 271 Didn't he go to Harvard?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (fcCLB)

Nevada-Reno

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (k1E2D)

361 Sack-or-Pick. He'd do well on the Steelers. Metcalf would still drop passes, but it would be because of racism.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (bX16E)

362 Normal women do not dress like Jana was my clue.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (Gqar8)

363 Claiming he's an Escaped Football Slave (who wants to go back to Slavery, but is being kept out of Slavery by Racist Slave-Masters) is the only thing putting food on his table, and based on his bust size, that's a big bill every week.

======

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (X57hR)

364 So you're saying we need a 2027 Wizard of Oz reboot!?!?!? Elliot Page could play the Wizard!!! Halle Bailey as Dorothy (everyone loved her in The Little Mermaid).
Posted by: Hollywood Execs at September 22, 2026 03:23 PM (XxBX3)
________________________

Yeah, but make the supporting cast traits due to medical conditions. Tin Man---Scleroderma ; Scarecrow--Post-concussive syndrome; and Lion-Panphobia. Dorothy is a teenaged hooker who tried psychodelics for the first time and spends the movie laughing at all the funny looking midgets.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (dIske)

365 6th or 7th round pick for a backup job the year Washington drafted Robert Griffin III first round. RGIII found out pretty quick why running QBs don't last in the NFL - he started getting knee injuries in the first year and Cousins took over and was decent.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (uhVAy)



RGIII was completely destroyed by Mike Shanahan. He was already injured with knee issues and they kept calling running plays for him. Sure, he occasionally scrambled, but they kept calling designed QB runs with a brace on and he got destroyed.

I've always thought he should've sued the f*ck out of him AND the Redskins for ruining his career with that idiocy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

366
Didn't he go to Harvard?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 03:14 PM (fcCLB)


Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (eRlcH)

367 Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph


There is a PayPal button in the upper left with which you can order the platinum membership and its privileges.

Posted by: t-bird at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (XUb30)

368 Kaepernick opted out his 49er contract that paid approximately $16mm/year.

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That sounds pretty much like "slave" pay to me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (qBdHI)

369 great now it is inevitable that some rookie is going to leave tags open
Posted by: weirdo translator at September 22, 2026 03:26 PM (anL5R)

What's the worst that could happen? The entire comment section scrolling and blinking?

*Remembers back when*

Good times.

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (e9eWc)

370 Even when he was a starter he was on thin ice for his politics. I seriously don't think they'd have kept him near as long as they did if he didn't have some magical power to beat the Green Bay Packers during the year and in the playoffs.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)

Being the starting QB for a Conference championship team can get you some goodwill as long as your name isn't David Woodley.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (k1E2D)

371 Yeah, but make the supporting cast traits due to medical conditions. Tin Man---Scleroderma ; Scarecrow--Post-concussive syndrome; and Lion-Panphobia. Dorothy is a teenaged hooker who tried psychodelics for the first time and spends the movie laughing at all the funny looking midgets.
==
We like your pitch, we're interested.

Posted by: Disney at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (anL5R)

372 Tim Walz as the Cowardly Lion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Joe Biden as the Scarecrow.

Posted by: Hollywood Execs at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (XxBX3)

373 >Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph
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just write your comment in Word, then copy and paste here

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (ZxPkt)

374
Normal women do not dress like Jana was my clue.
Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:27 PM (Gqar


The lady in the Homes.com commercials looked good in a suit. She's the only one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (eRlcH)

375 Cannot italicise on an ipad. Stunted life I lead.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (Gqar8)

376 God I'm dimwitted. [ I ] and [ /I ] without the spaces. If this comes out italicized ....
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (2ap+5)




I think it must be lower case, no?

testing 1, 2, 3.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

377 We've found Waldo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (WbHIM)

378 Nope. Doesn't matter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

379 That angry lesbian's "look" is straight out of central casting. So much so it's a total parody. Btw, I'm glad to announce I have no clue who she is.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (qBdHI)

380 I wish that [ r ] [ / r ] made your text come out in rEtArD tYpE fOnT.

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (EoyNh)

381 strikethrough

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (oqH4h)

382
Kaepernick opted out his 49er contract that paid approximately $16mm/year.

Not sure what he was thinking.
Posted by: mr tmz

================

Definitely misjudged something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (mmrXZ)

383 372 Tim Walz as the Cowardly Lion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Joe Biden as the Scarecrow.
Posted by: Hollywood Execs

The Munchkins better all be CGI abominations.

Posted by: Peter Dinklage at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (XxBX3)

384 William Frawley, Fred Mertz on I Love Lucy was a notorious drunk. Desi had something in the contract that if he ever showed up drunk on the set, he was gone right then.
Posted by: publius

And he treated Vivian Vance like shit. She hated him.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)

385 373 >Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph
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just write your comment in Word, then copy and paste here
Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:29 PM (ZxPkt)

Evil

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (Gqar8)

386 What was that movie/show where a girl character says “I don’t eat anything with a face”?

I think that’s what it boils down to with a lot if female vegans, they don’t want to think about eating a cute animal.

So they all come up with “Meat is Murder”, like plants aren’t living things and don’t count because they don’t have a face to be cute with?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (6ydKt)

387 Kaepernick had a legendary playoff game vs Green Bay. He was fantastic after a slow start. But defenses adjusted to his style of play and he diminished pretty quickly.
Posted by: CoryC at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (3wN9j)
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Exactly. Richard Todd was "God" and virtually unstoppable until a primo defense (I don't remember which) studied his every tendency, and he became a "solved problem" for teams with good enough defenses to copy.

People wouldn't believe this, but I'm a Lion's fan and I saw it myself. But Barry Sanders became largely a "solved problem" when the Giants, with a formidable defense, showed the rest of the league how to play him. And if you had a defense that could spare 3 men for the "triangle", you could hold Barry under 10 yards--oh sure, he was so physically talented that 1 or 2 times a game he could burn you big, but it wasn't always a TD. And so often, toward the end, running Barry frequently--again, against a top defense--left you 2nd and 12.

Mitchell wasn't a very good quarterback, but he frequently had to deal with yards like he had taken a minor sack.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)

388 Dear Colin;

How's that ash heap of history taste?

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (RIvkX)

389 Colin's building that post-Tyson Buster Douglas physique.

Posted by: National Fatass League at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (TbWk/)

390 RGIII was completely destroyed by Mike Shanahan. He was already injured with knee issues and they kept calling running plays for him. Sure, he occasionally scrambled, but they kept calling designed QB runs with a brace on and he got destroyed.

I've always thought he should've sued the f*ck out of him AND the Redskins for ruining his career with that idiocy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

The Bengals played him early on in that year and when they got a big lead Washington started with the option. The Bengals took the option to hammer him like hell whether he kept it or handed it off. He brought them back closer but in the end it was not enough but the kid took a heck of a pounding that day. I thought he would not last long at that rate.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

391 386 What was that movie/show where a girl character says “I don’t eat anything with a face”?

I think that’s what it boils down to with a lot if female vegans, they don’t want to think about eating a cute animal.

So they all come up with “Meat is Murder”, like plants aren’t living things and don’t count because they don’t have a face to be cute with?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (6ydKt)

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Guy.

One of the 6 evil Exes that Scott Pilgrim has to fight to win the hand of Ramona Flowers.

It's the one played by Brandon Routh (Superman that one time).

Not ex-boyfriends. Exes. Romana had a quick phase.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (X57hR)

392
Wasn't Kaepernick's contract with Nike worth 9 figures?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (mmrXZ)

393 God I'm dimwitted. [ I ] and [ /I ] without the spaces. If this comes out italicized ....
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 03:25 PM (2ap+5)

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You also want to make sure you put a newline between each character....

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

394 Why no WMLB?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)

395 394 Why no WMLB?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)

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The male baseball players won't take the cuts in pay to pay for the league to exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)

396 I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)

397 Kaepernick had a legendary playoff game vs Green Bay. He was fantastic after a slow start. But defenses adjusted to his style of play and he diminished pretty quickly.
Posted by: CoryC at September 22, 2026 03:24 PM (3wN9j)



Jim Harbaugh got his one and only good season out of him. After that, the rest of the league learned his weaknesses and had he not turned into an anti-American asshole, would've been out of the league within 3 years anyway.

Or maybe not. Teams still spend draft picks and coin on worthless shittards like Spencer Rattler, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (ccf/V)

398 396 I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)

======

Veganity violation!

No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)

399 Mitchell wasn't a very good quarterback, but he frequently had to deal with yards like he had taken a minor sack.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e

All I remember was three plays and punt. Over and over.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (Sco7b)

400 Women look very nice in suits -- women's suits wearing women's blouses under them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

401 307 Somebody should write a book about the greatest drinking stories of O'Toole, Burton, Harris, and Caine. One of my faves was Richard Harris went on a six week bender in the South of France without telling wifey. Upon return, she's screaming, and he simply replied "why didn't you pay the ransom"?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (gm9Sb)

402 Why no WMLB?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)



The overhand throw at high velocity eludes them......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (ccf/V)

403 The male baseball players won't take the cuts in pay to pay for the league to exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Lol....you think we gave the players a choice?

Posted by: NBA Owners at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (XxBX3)

404 If only football team names accurately reflected what those cities are known for now.
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)

405 Why no WMLB?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)

Only if they wear those sassy uniforms from A League Of Their Own.

Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (e9eWc)

406 Beam me up, Scott!

Captain Kirk started a heavy metal band at age 95, and it’s everything you might imagine

https://tinyurl.com/4ukw3j5s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (ndZc7)

407 And he treated Vivian Vance like shit. She hated him.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:30 PM (77rzZ)
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It started, as I've heard it, because he was so much older than she was, and she took it as a statement on her looks.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (Fi81e)

408 1, the NFL is just like slavery

Riiiight. Because slaves got to voluntarily sign multimillion-dollar contracts to play a sport. So much resemblance it's uncanny. Indistinguishable, even.

Posted by: But they trade players just like slaves got traded! at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (TbWk/)

409 400 Women look very nice in suits -- women's suits wearing women's blouses under them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

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"I did it first."
-Billie Eilish

"I'm right here, you stupid bint."
-Diane Keaton

*silently staring*
-Louise Brooks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (X57hR)

410 400 Women look very nice in suits -- women's suits wearing women's blouses under them.
Posted by: Oldcat

Or a short skirt with a loooooooong jacket.

Posted by: Cake at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (XxBX3)

411 Does Kapernick sleep on a pillow or does his hair suffice? That's one large puff ball. I grew up in the afro timeframe, so I don't mind afros. They're even pretty on some black women and I always wondered why they had to "whitey" up their hair.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (qBdHI)

412 Throwing like a girl comes to mind.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (Gqar8)

413 Ace,

You forgot to add that Arch Manning, is part of the Eli/Peyton Manning's extended family. Not Eli/Peyton, but another brother's son.

So basically this hag was trying to torpedo one of the Manning family's "next generation stars".

Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (2waQ7)

414 Wasn't Kaepernick's contract with Nike worth 9 figures?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (mmrXZ)

Not to Nike, at any rate. Not sure what the terms were, but Kaep was more popular when all he talked about was his pet turtle by the pool.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (uhVAy)

415 Here's an honest question. How do commenters get italics in their comments? I can't figure it out.
Posted by: Ralph


Warning, you may screw it up. Use NotePad on PC to compose your comment, add [ i ] text here [ / i ]
Add an [ / i] in your Name:* field (without brackets again ) to stop any leakage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (HeG1i)

416 She looks a bit like the professor in Ghostbusters. However, her interpretation looks disquieting, almost demonic. Sorry, can't find a better word for it.

Posted by: PG at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (3cARd)

417 Not ex-boyfriends. Exes. Romana had a quick phase.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (X57hR)

Could be that one but I remember a girl saying the line. I’ve probably misquoted the line but the main point was not eating anything with a face.

It’s a pretty common thought process.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

418 >What was that movie/show where a girl character says “I don’t eat anything with a face”?
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that would be Phoebe Buffay

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (ZxPkt)

419 If only football team names accurately reflected what those cities are known for now.
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....

Posted by: vivi

The San Francisco Fairies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:36 PM (ndZc7)

420 Does Kapernick sleep on a pillow or does his hair suffice? That's one large puff ball. I grew up in the afro timeframe, so I don't mind afros. They're even pretty on some black women and I always wondered why they had to "whitey" up their hair.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:35 PM (qBdHI)

Same but the puff factor should be less than a few inches, the superfly puff above that was always a bit cringe.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

421 Just for the record, the advertising agency that did the Kaepernick ads for NIKE was exactly the same one that did the Devin Mulvaney ads for Bud Light.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (dIske)

422 If only football team names accurately reflected what those cities are known for now.
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)



I like the Houston Wetbacks at (-3) at home versus the Atlanta Shamiquas this week.

Posted by: Reality at September 22, 2026 03:37 PM (EoyNh)

423 405 Why no WMLB?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 03:32 PM (Cqx++)

Only if they wear those sassy uniforms from A League Of Their Own.
Posted by: Robert at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM

Savanna Bananas.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1)

424 I didn't know there was a live action version of Skeletor, let alone that it was a sports analyst.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (7esJd)

425 Same but the puff factor should be less than a few inches, the superfly puff above that was always a bit cringe.

--

There's a scene in Kubrick's The Shining where Scatman Crothers is in bed and on the wall is a naked, black woman with an afro about 2 feet wide. On each side.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (qBdHI)

426 >> And he treated Vivian Vance like shit. She hated him.

After I Love Lucy wound down, they were thinking of doing a "Fred and Ethel" spinoff. They offered her a ton of money, but Vivian said no way in hell was she ever working with him again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (w6EFb)

427 396 I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)

So mostly potatoes, onions, carrots, peanuts, and the like.

You know, that’s probably a pretty balanced diet for a vegan.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

428 I didn't know there was a live action version of Skeletor, let alone that it was a sports analyst.
Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (7esJd)



Skeletor memes are the best memes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)

429 Compare & contrast:

Josh Allen: "I caught myself taking it all in and understanding how cool it is to do what I get to do. My job is the coolest in the world, it's everything I ever wanted, to be the quarterback of an NFL franchise. I'm just very fortunate."

Colin Kraperdick: "ThE nFl iZ sLaVeRy!"

Posted by: Delurker at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (2Drhq)

430 7th rd pick Tom Brady

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (rujGJ)

431 If only football team names accurately reflected what those cities are known for now.
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)
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Detroit Warzone

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)

432 Ugh...that image up top.......


I bet she drags teeth eating box.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)

433 7th rd pick Tom Brady
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (rujGJ)

he was a 6th

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)

434 396 I'm a level 5 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Posted by: Jesse Grass at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (XxBX3)

======

Veganity violation!

No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)

At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.

Posted by: That's milk and eggs, bitch at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

435 Compare & contrast:

Josh Allen: "I caught myself taking it all in and understanding how cool it is to do what I get to do. My job is the coolest in the world, it's everything I ever wanted, to be the quarterback of an NFL franchise. I'm just very fortunate."

Colin Kraperdick: "ThE nFl iZ sLaVeRy!"
Posted by: Delurker at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (2Drhq)




Krapperdick is 1/2 black, you see.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)

436 the Houston Wetbacks! Love it!
...the Los Angeles Vagrants, maybe
the Detroit Ragheads?


Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (7esJd)

437 431 If only football team names accurately reflected what those cities are known for now.
The Chicago Shooters
The Minnesota Scammers
the Seattle Socialists
the Philadelphia Thugs....

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:34 PM (7esJd)
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Detroit Warzone

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)

=======

I figured Detroit would be something like the Detroit Mad Max Roadsters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (X57hR)

438 434 Veganity violation!

No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:33 PM (X57hR)

At 12:27 am, on February 1st, you knowingly ingested gelato.

Posted by: That's milk and eggs, bitch at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

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And then there was the chicken parmessan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (X57hR)

439
I kind of laugh at the logic employed. Were you to ask her why she dresses in a men's business suit, she'd likely tell you she feels more comfortable wearing it due to her sexuality. Well, I'm a male, and I have to tell you, I curse under my breath whenever I have a meeting requiring me to put on a suit. So, that ain't it. It's a uniform....for third parties to see and drink in for her own self-satisfaction. That's all.
Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 03:05 PM (dIske)



TV talking heads rarely wear a complete suit. I can't tell you how many times I've seen the camera move back only to find that they're wearing mom jeans and running shoes. Or like Edward Luttwak, who used to do the Sunday news analysis shows wearing a coat, tie, vest... and sandals.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (y9nCu)

440 Somebody tell me that the sports commentator did not play softball in college.

Posted by: Debunkin or Reinforcin the stereotype at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (anL5R)

441 7th rd pick Tom Brady
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (rujGJ)

he was a 6th
Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)



Brock Purdy, starting QB for the 49ers, has had a damn solid career thus far as Mr. Irrelevant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (ccf/V)

442 Was that Ana Navarro interviewing Kaepernick? And did they have moist, smelly sex afterwards?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)

443 Beam me up, Scott!

-
Damn autocucumber!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (ndZc7)

444 There's a scene in Kubrick's The Shining where Scatman Crothers is in bed and on the wall is a naked, black woman with an afro about 2 feet wide. On each side.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 22, 2026 03:38 PM (qBdHI)

Well, a painting of one. It's not like an actual naked black woman was hanging on the wall.

Posted by: That was a different movie at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (TbWk/)

445 I remember when massah took me home from the auction and all I got was an $885,000 yearly minimum, sports medicine, and rights to product endorsement.

Slave Zombie

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)

446 Was that Ana Navarro interviewing Kaepernick? And did they have moist, smelly sex afterwards?
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 03:42 PM (UjdFS)



"......as the smell of bacon fat permeated the air......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (ccf/V)

447 Damn - that thing in the top pic is hideous - looks like Jim Carrey in The Mask - just less green.

Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (NTVPI)

448 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

449 Jana, like many others, needs a session with The Scold’s Bridle.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (Gqar8)

450 Detroit Warzone

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:39 PM (Fi81e)

=======

I figured Detroit would be something like the Detroit Mad Max Roadsters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 03:40 PM (X57hR)
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If you've never been down in the side parts of Detroit at 2-3am-ish you might not understand the reference.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)

451 What was that movie/show where a girl character says “I don’t eat anything with a face”?

I think Samantha (?) the Goth girl part of the main character trio in Danny Phantom said that line.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (vJrRc)

452 The Denver Methheads!

I could do this all day. and how about...(drumroll)
..the Boston Babykillers.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (7esJd)

453 Brock Purdy, starting QB for the 49ers, has had a damn solid career thus far as Mr. Irrelevant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 03:41 PM (ccf/V)

It helps a lot if you get drafted late by a good team and can develop into the role. Alex Smith was a #1 overall when the 49ers were crap and did poorly, when his contract was up he took a pay cut to stay on and became a long term starter for them and some other teams.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)

454 TBF, that is one heck of a man jaw. So I guess that was probably the thing that clinched it for her.

I mean decent skin and bone structure otherwise. Not obese. The haircut/clothes are stupid but that could be fixed. Frankly not much reason to the man imitation except cray cray and maybe the man jaw. Given her occupation, it def has a look at me vibe to it.

Posted by: no pun intended at September 22, 2026 03:45 PM (anL5R)

455 I remember when massah took me home from the auction and all I got was an $885,000 yearly minimum, sports medicine, and rights to product endorsement.

Slave Zombie
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 22, 2026 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)

Some skilled slaves, like blacksmiths could work in town, make money and pay a percentage to the master on the home farm. In the Revolutionary war, there were quite a few slaves running single family farms in upstate NY where the Brits were invading under similar terms, and they joined the militia to resist the Brits and Indian invaders in the Saratoga campaign.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 03:47 PM (uhVAy)

456 Buried at the end...
Saw this the other day and laughed my ass off.

Colin Kapernick Toilet Brush
https://tinyurl.com/4nnwf8nj

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 22, 2026 04:02 PM (R2gO3)

457 KARE11 is incredibly woke, but even they have limits. They canned their gay weatherman Sven several years ago for his insane antics. Of course nothing is too insane for public radio and he wound up at MPR soon after.

Posted by: nerdbert at September 22, 2026 04:23 PM (9HHwH)

458 Thanks for the help on italics.
And thanks for the help on bold.

Posted by: Ralph at September 22, 2026 06:44 PM (8WZD4)

After Supreme Court Declines to Overrule State Supreme Court, Federal District Court Steps In to Allow Missouri to Use Its New Congressional Map for Midterm Elections

This is good for us. The "new" map, created in 2025, has been in use for over a year but was recently disallowed by the Missouri Supreme Court, which ordered the state to suddenly toss out the map that had been in use in favor of the previous 2022 map.

Isn't it strange that courts don't worry about the "chaos" of overturning established election procedures when doing so would help Democrats? And that this "chaos" factor is only used to overrule Republican initiatives, like Trump's EO to the Post Office to scan mail-in ballots for actual voter eligibility?

Well, the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals apparently does think that the "chaos" factor should help Republicans just as other courts use it to help Democrats. He overruled the Missouri Supreme Court, pointing out that the "new" 2025 map has been the one candidates have been operating under for over a year and it would cause chaos to suddenly revert to the 2022 map, which has different district maps than the ones which have voted for the current candidates.

A federal appeals court ruled Monday that Missouri must use its Republican-favored 2025 redistricting map in November, despite the Supreme Court declining twice this month to intervene in the dispute.

The Supreme Court allowed a decision from the Missouri Supreme Court to take effect earlier this month, which ordered Missouri Secretary of State Denny Hoskins to use the 2022 map that favored Republicans in a 6-2 split.

The new 2025 map, which was used in the state primaries last month, favors Republicans in a 7-1 split by erasing Democratic Rep. Emanuel Cleaver's Kansas City-based district, according to Politico.

The 8th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled the new map causes the least amount of confusion for voters this year because they have already used the map this year, but it allowed redistricting opponents one week to get relief from the Supreme Court.

"For approximately one year, Missouri operated under the 2025 map," the panel majority wrote. "During that time, Missourians filed to run for Congress, met candidates, watched campaign advertisements, received campaign mail and voted under the 2025 map.

"Any confusion stems from the last-minute decision by a state court to switch the congressional map," it added.

That's a little bit of good news to start this rainy day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM




Comments

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1 Huh.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:24 PM (XZdZ5)

2 The decision makes sense; all those voted for under the new district maps, but being forced to go to the old maps would certainly disenfranchise many.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 01:25 PM (l3cgK)

3 More tea, vicar?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2026 01:25 PM (amcLV)

4 SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?

I think I'm missing a fact...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:26 PM (gLYp7)

5 What a fuckshow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (rujGJ)

6 Well, good.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (GlLw/)

7 https://shorturl.at/wGhRQ


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (fcCLB)

8 Election 2026 - Measuring America's Rot continues

Abdul has Kamala campaigning for him. Things must be going swimmingly.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)

10
Abdul has Kamala campaigning for him. Things must be going swimmingly.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)

What if they threw a WAR!! between the DNC and DSA and nobody showed up.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:29 PM (XZdZ5)

11 DSA?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:29 PM (fcCLB)

12 It'll be interesting to see if this stands. If so, the SCOTUS might have just politically corrected themselves out of the judicial loop.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 01:30 PM (g8Ew8)

13 Is there an Asocialist Party?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (fcCLB)

14 That's a little bit of good news to start this rainy day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM



Yeah, we got rain last night for about 8 minutes.........only the 2nd time in roughly 2 months.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (ccf/V)

15 "SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?

I think I'm missing a fact..."

right ... not sure exactly what the US Supremes said. More diligent readers will have to inform us of these details. Did US Supremes refuse to overturn, but not say theirs would be the final ruling, or some such thang?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (vbXSk)

16 Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.

Can the stage withstand the weight of so much ego?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)

17
No more Democratic Rep. Emanuel Cleaver? Oh no. What shall the 11-term parasite do now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (mmrXZ)

18 We get torrential rain for a couple of minutes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (fcCLB)

19 Funny how federal court always intervenes on behalf of Republicans and admonishes the state’s supreme court over affairs that the federal court has no jurisdiction over, all under the guise of the supremacy clause.

Our judicial system is 100% compromised. We’re so cooked. How tf can all these courts keep coming up with different opinions when given the same set of facts? Just disgraceful

This gives Kavanaugh the out he was looking for. I now predict that Kavanaugh and the SC will allow this obviously bullshit 8th Circuit ruling to stand using Purcell, or some other mealy mouthed, nonsensical new "novel theory" to help Republicans, and saying its too late to change stuff 6 weeks before an election, right after the 8th Circuit changed stuff 6 weeks from an election.

Fun fact, since the Roberts SC started relying on Purcell, they have never once ruled on it in a way that ultimately helped Democrats. Not once so far. They've only given Dems procedural wins using Purcell, not final, decisive rulings, which have all only ruled in favor of Republicans. Every time. The fix is in, and they are barely trying to hide it.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (XxBX3)

20 SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?

I think I'm missing a fact...


I don't think SCOTUS said "no" so much as "not our monkeys."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (vTZFs)

21
right ... not sure exactly what the US Supremes said. More diligent readers will have to inform us of these details. Did US Supremes refuse to overturn, but not say theirs would be the final ruling, or some such thang?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (vbXSk)



For that to be the case, I believe they would've had to refuse to hear the case and kicked it back to the lower courts to decide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)

22 Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.

Can the stage withstand the weight of so much ego?
Posted by: Anna Puma


The absence of brain weight cancels it out.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (77rzZ)

23 No more Democratic Rep. Emanuel Cleaver? Oh no. What shall the 11-term parasite do now?

Put fries in the bag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (2GVsD)

24 it allowed redistricting opponents one week to get relief from the Supreme Court.

The plaintiffs are not wrong to bet on Dread Justice Roberts stepping in, however awkward.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (4NO2D)

25 Or maybe "not our monkeys... yet."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 01:33 PM (vTZFs)

26 Isn't it strange that courts don't worry about the "chaos" of overturning established election procedures when doing so would help Democrats? And that this "chaos" factor is only used to overrule Republican initiatives, like Trump's EO to the Post Office to scan mail-in ballots for actual voter eligibility?
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Lefty judges will never rule in our favor. Judges that are more likely to rule by principle may give us bad news occasionally.

Looking at it by 50/50 analysis (it's not that), that means that the left gets at least 50% wins. The right gets ~25% wins, because we lose some when the law is against us. More likely, because conservative causes are more likely to be honorable and less likely novel (my reckoning), we probably get ~38-40% wins.

When the left can judge and venue shop, they get ~100% political gains. While the right could be more like ~75-80%.

Thus the ratchet proceeds to the left. Plus the way that Planned Parenthood and the Sierra Club keep funding themselves by suing and settling with their conspirators in government.

We cannot have nice things.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

27 How tf can all these courts keep coming up with different opinions when given the same set of facts? Just disgraceful
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Well it *is* called an opinion...

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:33 PM (XZdZ5)

28 Funny how federal court always intervenes on behalf of Republicans and admonishes the state’s supreme court over affairs that the federal court has no jurisdiction over, all under the guise of the supremacy clause.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid A

These dummies INVENTED lawfare and now they're butthurt that they lost a case (singular) after winning multitudes?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:33 PM (gLYp7)

29 The dummies never expected to have their football taken away from them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:34 PM (2GVsD)

30
Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.


I admire the diversity of that grouping.

They all suck mightily but in different ways.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2026 01:35 PM (YSUhf)

31
These dummies INVENTED lawfare and now they're butthurt that they lost a case (singular) after winning multitudes?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:33 PM (gLYp7)



It didn't go their way so the world must be destroyed, you see.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V)

32 SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?

SCOTUS said that they wouldn't overrule the state court. The lower federal court said otherwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

33
SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?

I think I'm missing a fact...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

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It's too long for me to post (plus I don't understand) but it seems there were two lawsuits going on at the same time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:35 PM (mmrXZ)

34 Is Missouri a free state or a slave state?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 22, 2026 01:36 PM (2Ez/1)

35 SCOTUS said that they wouldn't overrule the state court. The lower federal court said otherwise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

It's too long for me to post (plus I don't understand) but it seems there were two lawsuits going on at the same time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:35 PM (mmrXZ)

Got it.

Thanks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:37 PM (gLYp7)

36 this is a threat to democracy! ha, suck it, dems

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 22, 2026 01:37 PM (CWTWj)

37 > Our judicial system is 100% compromised. We’re so cooked. How tf can all these courts keep coming up with different opinions when given the same set of facts? Just disgraceful
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IKR?

The left is in for a rude awakening when we finally confront the judicial insurrection and put it down.

Or install a new judiciary because all the old judges died, at the same time, somehow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 01:37 PM (2Cry5)

38 I wouldn't doubt another Leftists Judge will jump in and stop it for some other reason

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 01:38 PM (Ia/+0)

39 Washington Nearsider.

Did you get your Trumpeter Me 262 in yet? If you like lots of details, each Jumo 004B is a mass of parts. But will still have to add things like the pull tab for the Reidel starter in the engine nosecone. Plus adding plumbing and wiring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)

40 For that to be the case, I believe they would've had to refuse to hear the case and kicked it back to the lower courts to decide.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)


Which is, I believe, what happened. SCOTUS refused to block the change but didn't rule on the underlying argument. They said, however, that they were refusing to block the change because the state court ruling had been in effect for a whole two hours and it would be chaos to change it. So, they were trying to be cutsey cuz they knew the state court was wrong but they didn't want to overturn for this election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)

41
Crazy, but the Eighth Circuit stayed its own ruling until September 28 specifically to allow the parties time to go back to SCOTUS.

So, maybe not out of the water yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:39 PM (mmrXZ)

42 Chaos in the courts may lead to violence at the voting booth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (2GVsD)

43
So, I see the new thing is for adult children to cut themselves off from their parents. Because they were beaten, starved and put to work in the mines and mills? No, for the AC's "peace". Or something like that. Just one more step in the dissolution of families, an aim of the Left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (eRlcH)

44 Did you get your Trumpeter Me 262 in yet? If you like lots of details, each Jumo 004B is a mass of parts. But will still have to add things like the pull tab for the Reidel starter in the engine nosecone. Plus adding plumbing and wiring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)

I did, and it immediately went into the pile of kits I've accumulated (we're up to 14 1/32 kits awaiting building).

When I finish a kit, if I don't have a client build lined up, I'll start on one for me. I try to alternate between jets and props to keep myself entertained and from getting too bored. Plus, I HATE building external stores, so taking a break from that isn't the worst.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (gLYp7)

45 MS 2024 Presidential election Trump 60, Camel Toe 40
MS 2024 Representation: 6R, 2D

Which is...reasonable.

Now compare that to say New England...

NE 2024 Presidential Election: Camel Toe 58, Trump 40
NE 2024 Representation: 0R 21 D

So...yes let's talk about gerrymandering...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

46 Any non-partisan analysis on what happens with the House? I know so many maps have been changed.

The reality is, the blue states have been gerrymandered already to the breaking point. It seemed like it was the "deep red" states that had way too many Democrats.

Posted by: Leupold at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (bLOEJ)

47 These dummies INVENTED lawfare and now they're butthurt that they lost a case (singular) after winning multitudes?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:33 PM (gLYp7)

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They really think it's "fair" for Viacom to fund whatever fell out of Jon Stewart's front crapper regardless of how near elections it was, but Citizens United, founded to create documentaries, couldn't release a documentary about Hillary because it was "too close to elections". Stewart himself is out there saying that corporations have "too much money" and "disproportionate influence".

You know...like Viacom.

I understand why Hillary still whines about Citizens United, but I don't understand the left. If you want to reign in "dark money", you can change the way that 501c4 corporations work!

It won't change the way that Viacom itself used money to put Jon Stewart's political snark in front of everybody, and if the government reigned that in the money would still be equated to "speech".

Heck, it would have been "speech" had the government disallowed the buying of porn, because "money is not speech".

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:41 PM (Fi81e)

48
Got it.

Thanks.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

=================

Kavanaugh wouldn't grant an emergency hearing, and meanwhile in a separate lawsuit, the federal district judge (ruling on the Missouri State Supreme Court) said "You can't hold a primary election based on one map and then the general election based on another."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:42 PM (mmrXZ)

49 There's some sticky penumbras and emanations in my pants!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 22, 2026 01:42 PM (Fn+3X)

50 They said, however, that they were refusing to block the change because the state court ruling had been in effect for a whole two hours and it would be chaos to change it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Chief Justice John Pinette

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2026 01:42 PM (iPutg)

51 Why not? Is there a statute?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (fcCLB)

52 SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?
---
Their eyes said "yes".

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

53 30 Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.
Posted by: naturalfake

Oh, I haven't heard this one!!!

Posted by: Confused Moron, waiting for the punchline at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (XxBX3)

54 "So, maybe not out of the water yet."

But this time SCOTUS would have to overrule the lower court. But Roberts is there to help (the left).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (vbXSk)

55 Good afternoon! IANAL, and I didn't sleep at a holiday inn last night but shouldn't the case have gone to a federal appeals court before it went to SCOTUS? Is it possible SCOTUS is just enforcing that chain of custody?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (3Ope8)

56 So, I see the new thing is for adult children to cut themselves off from their parents. Because they were beaten, starved and put to work in the mines and mills? No, for the AC's "peace". Or something like that. Just one more step in the dissolution of families, an aim of the Left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (eRlcH)


They also spend time on X bitching about the olds not leaving them a massive inheritance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)

57 he federal district judge (ruling on the Missouri State Supreme Court) said "You can't hold a primary election based on one map and then the general election based on another."
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What do you mean we can't do that? You are supposed to let us do whatever we want!!

Posted by: Demorats at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (anL5R)

58 "You can't hold a primary election based on one map and then the general election based on another."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:42 PM (mmrXZ)

This seems to be a common sense position, so I expect democrats to be vehemently opposed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (gLYp7)

59 So, I see the new thing is for adult children to cut themselves off from their parents. Because they were beaten, starved and put to work in the mines and mills? No, for the AC's "peace". Or something like that. Just one more step in the dissolution of families, an aim of the Left.

One obvious point in all this - if a political party is telling you to shut yourself off from the parents...the people that loved you enough to give birth to you and raise you maybe you should consider why that would be...

Now yes there are some shitty parents. And yes there are good parents with a poor understanding of politics. But outside of a spouse your parents are likely the only people in your life that are willing to really sacrifice to make your life better so if someone is telling you to stop listening to those people you should question why.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

60 41
Crazy, but the Eighth Circuit stayed its own ruling until September 28 specifically to allow the parties time to go back to SCOTUS.

So, maybe not out of the water yet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:39 PM (mmrXZ)

Bummer... I don't trust SCOTUS

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 01:44 PM (+gK6I)

61 Earlier this week: 5th Circuit Rules That Interstate Handgun Purchase Ban Is Unconstitutional

This is only in regards to the Federal ban on interstate purchases, not to state bans. Butt Still™, it may mean those in 2A friendly states can now buy direct. Just have to have the Admin sue the slave states under the commerce clause.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 01:44 PM (HeG1i)

62 "SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?

I think I'm missing a fact..."

right ... not sure exactly what the US Supremes said. More diligent readers will have to inform us of these details. Did US Supremes refuse to overturn, but not say theirs would be the final ruling, or some such thang?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (vbXSk)

It has been a pattern in the Roberts SC to not allow "line jumping" on a case while it moves up the ladder through the fed courts, court of appeals and then up towards the top. Not sure what they said in this case but that might be the plan here.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)

63 MSNow - 'Republicans' George W Bush does fundraiser in Texas and leaves out Paxton.

Circle jerk at the thought of Talarico winning. Texas may be going Dem...

Up next, the SADZZZ - a 'tragic' ICE shooting of some asshole who had 2 years to leave the country and the government would even pay him. Just imagine he was a young child strangled by his mom and everything will be alright.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:44 PM (Sco7b)

64 Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.

2 muslims and a Jamaican walk into a bar...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (Dv3i1)

65
They also spend time on X bitching about the olds not leaving them a massive inheritance.


One of the odder aspects of the generational war the left has fomented is "the rich" they want to tax are often the parents of their activist base...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

66 So, maybe not out of the water yet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:39 PM (mmrXZ)
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Didn't they already settle that the majority gets to redistrict and there's no Constitutional authority against "gerrymandering" per se?

And most of these changes are to reverse liberal gerrymandering.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (Fi81e)

67 Cults tell people to cut off contact with family.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)

68 Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.
Posted by: naturalfake

Oh, I haven't heard this one!!!
Posted by: Confused Moron, waiting for the punchline at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (XxBX3)


Given that Kamala is involved, I assume it's describing a video on PronHub.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (ExV1e)

69 He can stay in the country posthumously.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:46 PM (fcCLB)

70 MSNow - 'Republicans' George W Bush does fundraiser in Texas and leaves out Paxton.

It does still amuse me that the people that told be George Bush was a fascist war criminal also think the opinions of that fascist war criminal should make me doubt supporting people he doesn't like

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

71 62 "SCOTUS said no, but the District Court later said yes?

I think I'm missing a fact..."

right ... not sure exactly what the US Supremes said. More diligent readers will have to inform us of these details. Did US Supremes refuse to overturn, but not say theirs would be the final ruling, or some such thang?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 01:31 PM (vbXSk)

It has been a pattern in the Roberts SC to not allow "line jumping" on a case while it moves up the ladder through the fed courts, court of appeals and then up towards the top. Not sure what they said in this case but that might be the plan here.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 22, 2026 01:44 PM (uhVAy)

I believe that SCOTUS put the change to the new maps on hold and sent it back to the lower courts...
Then again I could be very wrong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 01:46 PM (l3cgK)

72 This is only in regards to the Federal ban on interstate purchases, not to state bans.

Was this a new law? I've bought handguns interstate plenty of times.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (4NO2D)

73
if a political party is telling you to shut yourself off from the parents...the people that loved you enough to give birth to you and raise you maybe you should consider why that would be...

Posted by: 18-1

===============

They call MAGA a cult, but when did MAGA ever tell anyone to "go no-contact"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)

74 Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.
Posted by: naturalfake

Oh, I haven't heard this one!!!
===
The Aristocrats!!

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (anL5R)

75 Good afternoon! IANAL, and I didn't sleep at a holiday inn last night but shouldn't the case have gone to a federal appeals court before it went to SCOTUS? Is it possible SCOTUS is just enforcing that chain of custody?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (3Ope


Owing to the urgency of the case, and the fact that it was always going to end up at SCOTUS anyway, Missouri tried to short-circuit and the weak links in DC used that as an excuse.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

76 Kamala will bring the kneepads, Abdul the KY, and Hasan the popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (2GVsD)

77
They also spend time on X bitching about the olds not leaving them a massive inheritance.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)


Well, the step-daughter has cut us out of her life so we cut her out of the will, explicitly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (eRlcH)

78 Cults tell people to cut off contact with family.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)
---
And MAGA doesn't do that, as Charlie Kirk pointed out to one flustered speaker.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (Fi81e)

79 63 MSNow - 'Republicans' George W Bush does fundraiser in Texas and leaves out Paxton.

Circle jerk at the thought of Talarico winning. Texas may be going Dem...

Texas may go blue... Someday... But not with the likes of Talarico... And 'W" can go F' himself... And take Porky Rove with him

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (+gK6I)

80 72 This is only in regards to the Federal ban on interstate purchases, not to state bans.

Was this a new law? I've bought handguns interstate plenty of times.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (4NO2D)

May not apply to your state, or perhaps only to those guns you possess that ended in the lake during that canoe accident...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 01:48 PM (l3cgK)

81 So, I see the new thing is for adult children to cut themselves off from their parents. Because they were beaten, starved and put to work in the mines and mills? No, for the AC's "peace". Or something like that. Just one more step in the dissolution of families, an aim of the Left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (eRlcH)

I took the decision to (functionally) cut myself off from my parents. The final straw was my mom telling me Charlie Kirk deserved it, but going all the way back to Trump I, she was telling my very, very small children the President was a notsee and a rapist. At every interaction. Despite me asking, then telling them to stop, then telling them I'd stop bringing their grandkids if she wouldn't stop.

She wouldn't stop. My kids and I see them about twice a year and talk on the phone almost never.

I hate it, but there's nothing I won't sacrifice to protect my children.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:48 PM (gLYp7)

82
NO
ANAL
I

Posted by: The Horta at September 22, 2026 01:48 PM (Fi81e)

83
Didn't they already settle that the majority gets to redistrict and there's no Constitutional authority against "gerrymandering" per se?

And most of these changes are to reverse liberal gerrymandering.
Posted by: Axeman

================

I don't know. I'm only quoting stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:48 PM (mmrXZ)

84 Well I'm confused, but I just don't care enough to understand.

Which is nice. Zzzzz.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 01:49 PM (bX16E)

85 MSNow - 'Republicans' George W Bush does fundraiser in Texas and leaves out Paxton.
===
Chimphitler endorsements are a thing now on MSNow?

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 01:49 PM (anL5R)

86 Election 2026 - Measuring America's Rot continues

Abdul has Kamala campaigning for him. Things must be going swimmingly.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:28 PM (Sco7b)

That means they are concerned about the black vote.

Kamala will bring out the black women.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 01:49 PM (N1DT3)

87 One of the odder aspects of the generational war the left has fomented is "the rich" they want to tax are often the parents of their activist base...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)


The yoots also appear to believe that all people with grey hair are fantastically wealthy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:49 PM (ExV1e)

88 "That's Bushy McChimpHilter!!!" - George W. Bush, failed painter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:49 PM (2GVsD)

89 "Its too late!"

*waves hands helplessly in the air*

Posted by: Max Power at September 22, 2026 01:50 PM (SwyyQ)

90 That's a little bit of good news to start this rainy day.

*checks watch*

Posted by: far cry at September 22, 2026 01:50 PM (X+NGn)

91 I guess that's why I only have a few grey hairs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:50 PM (fcCLB)

92 78 Cults tell people to cut off contact with family.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)
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And MAGA doesn't do that, as Charlie Kirk pointed out to one flustered speaker.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (Fi81e)

And the Left hated the man so much they killed him. The entire Left may not have pulled the trigger, but they primed it with their rhetoric calling him a Notsee and worse. Of course, inciting the mentally ill dems (BIRM) is not incitement, but Free Speech. Speaking ill of the Left's actions and goals is incitement.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 01:50 PM (l3cgK)

93
I hate it, but there's nothing I won't sacrifice to protect my children.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

=====================

Good lord. Your dad goes along with this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (mmrXZ)

94 That's a little bit of good news to start this rainy day.

*checks watch*
Posted by: far cry at September 22, 2026 01:50 PM



The day is young.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)

95 Kavanaugh wouldn't grant an emergency hearing, and meanwhile in a separate lawsuit, the federal district judge (ruling on the Missouri State Supreme Court) said "You can't hold a primary election based on one map and then the general election based on another."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:42 PM (mmrXZ)

Sounds like a tax, and it is time to tax that ass.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (sAnBa)

96 Kamala, Hasan, and Abdul on the same stage.
Posted by: naturalfake

Oh, I haven't heard this one!!!
Posted by: Confused Moron, waiting for the punchline

Describe a whore, a bore and a Moor.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (iPutg)

97
I thought Hasan was getting temporarily sidelined

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)

98 The day is young.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)
---
What's it wearing?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

99 Laws are what Leftists say they are, nothing more nor less

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 01:52 PM (Ia/+0)

100 Texas may go blue... Someday... But not with the likes of Talarico... And 'W" can go F' himself... And take Porky Rove with him
Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 01:47 PM (+gK6I

Amen. Preach it, Donna. We already knew what a bunch of turds Rove, Cornyn, W are, and they just keep piling on the confirmation.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 22, 2026 01:52 PM (N2VnX)

101 Hasan pretty much has been sent back to the kiddy table, hence Kamala on stage.

But all three deserve each other.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:53 PM (2GVsD)

102 Didn't they already settle that the majority gets to redistrict and there's no Constitutional authority against "gerrymandering" per se?

And most of these changes are to reverse liberal gerrymandering.
Posted by: Axeman


The question is what rationale did the Missouri Supreme Court use to deny the redistricting? I don't know the answer to that. I believe that SCOTUS, generally, defers to state supreme courts on matters of state law unless a ruling is so obviously BS that the normies take notice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:53 PM (ExV1e)

103 I don't think SCOTUS said "no" so much as "not our monkeys."

Something which happens a lot, but is often misreported as SCOTUS saying "no".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 01:53 PM (2ocoG)

104 Sounds like a tax, and it is time to tax that ass.

That reminds me, you know how the FNM likes to complain about incels and them being rightwing chuds?

If you read them they are mostly run of the mill socialists except they want to "socialize sex" in addition to the means of production.

And honestly this isn't a new socialist idea it goes back to some of the very earliest socialist communities.

Now that isn't to suggest their ideas aren't bat shit insane. But...so is all of socialism.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

105 >>They also spend time on X bitching about the olds not leaving them a massive inheritance.


But, they never bitch about the people (Lefty Voters and Pols) who stole their parents savings and then taxed the fuck out of anything that was left.

Posted by: garrett at September 22, 2026 01:54 PM (zdXqn)

106 The Royal Tennis Court also favors sending it back.

Posted by: Lord McEnroe at September 22, 2026 01:54 PM (7Q0e+)

107 A Federal district court judge showing common sense. Good to know there is some of that still out there

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 01:54 PM (taL2t)

108 I thought Hasan was getting temporarily sidelined
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)


The event's theme song is Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" and they immediately thought of Hasan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

109 104
...
If you read them they are mostly run of the mill socialists except they want to "socialize sex" in addition to the means of production.
...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

Joke Punchline: "You might want young Vivian, but you get Old Bertha; she has seniority."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

110 Shock the Monkey is Kamala's favorite game in bed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:56 PM (2GVsD)

111 If you read them they are mostly run of the mill socialists except they want to "socialize sex" in addition to the means of production.

And honestly this isn't a new socialist idea it goes back to some of the very earliest socialist communities.

Posted by: 18-1

During the Bolshevik Revolution, the Russian peasants thought that communism meant communal ownership of women. Even the Bolshies wouldn't go that far, and had to disabuse the peasants of that notion.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

112 108 I thought Hasan was getting temporarily sidelined
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)

The event's theme song is Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" and they immediately thought of Hasan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

I won a Maths Debate...

Posted by: Hasan's Piker at September 22, 2026 01:57 PM (l3cgK)

113 I hate it, but there's nothing I won't sacrifice to protect my children.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:48 PM (gLYp7)

I'm sorry. I was very blessed with my parents. I took care of them for years before they passed away at ages 90 and 88.

Dad told me on a walk how lucky they were I was there. And Mom was eternally grateful. So for that, I have no regrets. Even on beer day today.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:57 PM (Sco7b)

114 Voting is a tax.
You must use told old map.
- “Justice” Roberts

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 01:57 PM (jmRo5)

115 Ah.. Now I see why Talarico has that loser Kamala campaigning for him.... Black women... Might not work because Freako beat out their Queen Jazzy in the primary...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 01:57 PM (+gK6I)

116 First world problems:

MiniArt has now released a 1/48 Fw 190D-11. But no decals for JV 44's Papagei Staffel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:57 PM (2GVsD)

117 LOL. Trump is meeting with the PM of Japan and she asked to have the press removed from the room so they could do important things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

118 if a political party is telling you to shut yourself off from the parents...the people that loved you enough to give birth to you and raise you maybe you should consider why that would be...
---------

Well they want you to cut off from your parents...

Unless they're loving parents.

Like Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (XZdZ5)

119 Hey has Time Magazine named Lindsay Woman of the Year yet?

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (XZdZ5)

120 76 Kamala will bring the kneepads, Abdul the KY, and Hasan the popcorn shock collar.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Recommended edit.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (XxBX3)

121 I thought Hasan was getting temporarily sidelined
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)

Dismissed as a California streamer on such a winters day.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (BeyMP)

122 During the Bolshevik Revolution, the Russian peasants thought that communism meant communal ownership of women. Even the Bolshies wouldn't go that far, and had to disabuse the peasants of that notion.

Because this would lead to all sorts of problems in society.

But honestly this is an area the left likes to pretend isn't a problem even as the Muslim world sends their lower status male population here because the high status ones have multiple wives....

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

123 119 Hey has Time Magazine named Lindsay Woman of the Year yet?
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (XZdZ5)


No, but she's been nominated by Parenting magazine

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

124 Oh, no. The Fart Left lost again? Ha, ha, ha.

https://tinyurl.com/mryrscw4

(VP Vance with the funnies.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 01:59 PM (qx7Zg)

125 Trump is meeting with the PM of Japan and she asked to have the press removed from the room so they could do important things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

"This means Trump's cheating on Melania with the Japanese PM!!! REEEEEE!!!"
-- FNM, probably

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

126 118 if a political party is telling you to shut yourself off from the parents...the people that loved you enough to give birth to you and raise you maybe you should consider why that would be...
---------

Well they want you to cut off from your parents...

Unless they're loving parents.

Like Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (XZdZ5)

She took care of her kids. See? Doesn't that make her a good mother?

Posted by: Feminists at September 22, 2026 01:59 PM (l3cgK)

127 124 Oh, no. The Fart Left lost again? Ha, ha, ha.

https://tinyurl.com/mryrscw4

(VP Vance with the funnies.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 01:59 PM (qx7Zg)

Pull my finger.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at September 22, 2026 02:00 PM (l3cgK)

128
Oh, and in case you hadn't already figured it out, now, it's not enough that Trump goes, everyone who supported him has to be held accountable. So just remember, Trump is the excuse, not the reason.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:00 PM (eRlcH)

129 I don't know. I'm only quoting stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:48 PM (mmrXZ)

You know who else was only quoting stuff?

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (XZdZ5)

130 "This means Trump's cheating on Melania with the Japanese PM!!! REEEEEE!!!"
-- FNM, probably
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)


She does spend a lot of time hugging him whenever they meet. I suspect that's because he's totally on-board with her policy ideas for Japan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (ExV1e)

131 LOL. Trump is meeting with the PM of Japan and she asked to have the press removed from the room so they could do important things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

I love the new PM of Japan. She's knows Japan's problems aren't solved by importing replacements for the populace. She's increasing Japan's military budget.

She wants Japan to be Japanese. It's a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (N1DT3)

132 could it be ... Satan?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (4NO2D)

133 They also spend time on X bitching about the olds not leaving them a massive inheritance.

I'm running into this with my siblings.

Dad said we'd all have our shares and if anyone complained they'd get a dollar. Then he died, and his widow is now writing people in and out of the will depending on how must she perceives them to be sucking up to her, and saying this is what Dad intended. (She's a crazy narcissist.)

As a consequence, Youngest Brother and Sister are being entirely obnoxious about getting docs in place for the disposition of Mom and Stepdad's property, presumably so Step-dad can't do the same thing as Dad's widow if Mom predeceases him. (He wouldn't, but he's also not inclined to give their property to people who only visit occasionally, don't do any work toward the maintenance and improvement of the place, and who haven't expressed any intention to give him and Mom any support in their old age.)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (vJrRc)

134 121 I thought Hasan was getting temporarily sidelined
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (Y8DZL)

Dismissed as a California streamer on such a winters day.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 01:58 PM (BeyMP)

I read that as steamer...like a warm turd on a cold winter's day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)

135 129 I don't know. I'm only quoting stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:48 PM (mmrXZ)

You know who else was only quoting stuff?

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (XZdZ5)

...

Posted by: "Shit Thomas Jefferson Said" at September 22, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK)

136
I read that as steamer...like a warm turd on a cold winter's day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)



Me too.... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 22, 2026 02:03 PM (+gK6I)

137 Laws are what Leftists say they are, nothing more nor less
Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 01:52 PM (Ia/+0)
---
Trump is a threat to our Humptydumptocracy!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

138 I read that as steamer...like a warm turd on a cold winter's day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)

---
People used to travel with "steamer trunks".

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

139 125 Trump is meeting with the PM of Japan and she asked to have the press removed from the room so they could do important things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

"This means Trump's cheating on Melania with the Japanese PM!!! REEEEEE!!!"
-- FNM, probably
Posted by: Bulg

If elected president, I promise to follow a strict "no yellow" policy on my presidential indiscretions.

Posted by: Hunter Biden Campaign Pledge at September 22, 2026 02:04 PM (XxBX3)

140 Trump is a threat to our Humptydumptocracy!!

How many court cases have there been where Trump's team pointed out Obama or Biden did the same thing only to have the courts argue its different now because its Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

141 138 I read that as steamer...like a warm turd on a cold winter's day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)

---
People used to travel with "steamer trunks".

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

Steamer Trunk >>> Chamber Pot

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)

142 Trump is a threat to our Humptydumptocracy!!

How many court cases have there been where Trump's team pointed out Obama or Biden did the same thing only to have the courts argue its different now because its Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)
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That's the "It's different when we do it" tradition of law!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

143 I don't know. I'm only quoting stuff.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Solid choice.

"Stuff Jefferson Said" remains a moron's guide to constitutional law.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 02:07 PM (Y8DZL)

144 She wants Japan to be Japanese. It's a wonderful thing.

One part of this as well, if Europe, Japan and the US flood themselves with immigrants who bring their own cultures with them then European, Japanese and American cultures END.

If you believe in the importance of diversity this should be a problem for you...very much like how biologists will worry about invasive species displaying what was there before

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

145 Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (vJrRc)

Wow, people have crappy things going on. I went through stuff too. You really see people's hearts.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:07 PM (Sco7b)

146 while I've not done a deep dive on the MO supreme court ruling, it seemed really retarded to me for them to rule how they did.

"But racism!!" as justification for the real reason: "because that's what we want."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 02:07 PM (3cUTc)

147 How many court cases have there been where Trump's team pointed out Obama or Biden did the same thing only to have the courts argue its different now because its Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

The Orange Man Bad legal doctrine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:07 PM (BeyMP)

148 "This means Trump's cheating on Melania with the Japanese PM!!! REEEEEE!!!"
-- FNM, probably


Truman dropped the bomb on Japan, but Trump dropped the dong...

Posted by: I had to say it... at September 22, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)

149 147 How many court cases have there been where Trump's team pointed out Obama or Biden did the same thing only to have the courts argue its different now because its Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

The Orange Man Bad legal doctrine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:07 PM (BeyMP)

But I thought Orange was the new Black...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:08 PM (l3cgK)

150 Trump is a threat to our Humptydumptocracy!!
Posted by: Axeman

Aight stop what you're doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The unlimited migration
that you're used to

I look funny,
But yo I'm makin' money, see
The world ain't
ready for me.

Posted by: The Trumpty Dance at September 22, 2026 02:08 PM (XxBX3)

151 I live in Cleaver's District. I listen to local news on the radio.
Know how much info I've heard from the locals RE: which map is the one?
Zero. Nada. Zilch.
Makes me think the locals think Cleaver is gone, and the new map is the one.

Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2026 02:09 PM (q6tQZ)

152 Wow, people have crappy things going on. I went through stuff too. You really see people's hearts.
Posted by: Stateless

In my sister's obit earlier this year, our oldest brother didn't even get mentioned as a survivor.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

153 148 "This means Trump's cheating on Melania with the Japanese PM!!! REEEEEE!!!"
-- FNM, probably

Truman dropped the bomb on Japan, but Trump dropped the dong...

Posted by: I had to say it... at September 22, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)

He dumped his Vietnamese currency?
Current rate: 26K Dong to USD...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:09 PM (l3cgK)

154 "This means Trump's cheating on Melania with the Japanese PM!!! REEEEEE!!!"
-- FNM, probably

---
Nah, she's letting him sneak out of the room to meet up with his six-fingered assistant.

Everybody in the press knows that!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:09 PM (Fi81e)

155 He dumped his Vietnamese currency?
Current rate: 26K Dong to USD...


That's too much for even me!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue at September 22, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

156 133 They also spend time on X bitching about the olds not leaving them a massive inheritance.

I'm running into this with my siblings.

Dad said we'd all have our shares and if anyone complained they'd get a dollar. Then he died, and his widow is now writing people in and out of the will depending on how must she perceives them to be sucking up to her, and saying this is what Dad intended. (She's a crazy narcissist.)

As a consequence, Youngest Brother and Sister are being entirely obnoxious about getting docs in place for the disposition of Mom and Stepdad's property, presumably so Step-dad can't do the same thing as Dad's widow if Mom predeceases him. (He wouldn't, but he's also not inclined to give their property to people who only visit occasionally, don't do any work toward the maintenance and improvement of the place, and who haven't expressed any intention to give him and Mom any support in their old age.)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM (vJrRc)

I come from feral poors. One advantage is that there's no assets to fight over, and you can hate one another on the merits instead.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 02:10 PM (sAnBa)

157 TBH in any area where there could be serious disagreement like siblings with an inheritance it is better to get everything in writing so there are no surprises...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

158 140 Trump is a threat to our Humptydumptocracy!!

How many court cases have there been where Trump's team pointed out Obama or Biden did the same thing only to have the courts argue its different now because its Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:05 PM (sKqQm)

The vast majority of the Anti Admin lawsuits? The plaintiffs have no standing to even sue.

You have to show how you can be damaged in a material way, to have standing... and show how some action can 'fix' the problem.

How is anyone damaged by Trump's name going on the Kennedy center? How is anyone damaged by building a Whitehouse Ballroom?

Heck, unless the plaintiffs are people actually running for office, how are they damaged by changes to Congressional districts?

But... pretty sure... none of the plaintiffs are actually running for office.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (mP0Kj)

159 Nah, she's letting him sneak out of the room to meet up with his six-fingered assistant.

Everybody in the press knows that!
Posted by: Axeman

Super shocker? Ewww.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (XxBX3)

160 Gerrymandaring about town the wrong all your live

Posted by: Paul...who likes the flavor of his dog's excrement at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (FQukp)

161 I come from feral poors. One advantage is that there's no assets to fight over, and you can hate one another on the merits instead.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket

LOL

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

162 On the subject of the WH press pool, remember that MSCOW (as MS-DNC) ran a couple of press cycles about how Trump probably beat Melania so bad she's not making public appearances because she's been hospitalized.

Now, that's some fake ass news. And totally understandable that Trump has finally had enough of their shit.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (Fi81e)

163 A whit leftist lady on Facebook watched Trump's speech and put liar liar pants on fire emojis on her page. About fifteen other white liberal ladies chimed in in agreement group think. A guy I know said they were "bitter". He caught a lot of guff. I didn't bother

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (I6R/i)

164 152 Wow, people have crappy things going on. I went through stuff too. You really see people's hearts.
Posted by: Stateless

In my sister's obit earlier this year, our oldest brother didn't even get mentioned as a survivor.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

My Mom wasn't explicitly mentioned in my Dad's obit when he passed (a couple of years after their divorce was finalized). It wasn't my decision but another brother's (due to his anger over how she and baby bro went on a lawsuit and TRO binge against the rest of us and our spouses). I at least got my brother to put in Dad's first wife as his "first wife", which implies a second wife...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

165 TBH in any area where there could be serious disagreement like siblings with an inheritance it is better to get everything in writing so there are no surprises...
Posted by: 18-1

We did have everything in writing. Still didn't help.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

166 I come from feral poors. One advantage is that there's no assets to fight over, and you can hate one another on the merits instead.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 02:10 PM (sAnBa)


I, also, had nothing growing up. Got nothing when parents passed. I've been fortunate in my life and the wife and I choose to help our children while we're still alive but most of the money stays with us since I don't know when we're gonna die or how much we're gonna cost before then.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:12 PM (ExV1e)

167 Stepdad's family ripped itself apart over land. Pathetic and sad. Greedy assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:12 PM (rujGJ)

168 I hate it, but there's nothing I won't sacrifice to protect my children.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

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Good lord. Your dad goes along with this?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 01:51 PM (mmrXZ)

My dad defends his wife in all things. Even privately. And he's a peacemaker by nature, so conflict really isn't his jam. I think it helps that he mostly agrees with her, but lacks the courage to say it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:12 PM (gLYp7)

169 Current rate: 26K Dong to USD...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:09 PM (l3cgK)

Or in my case just one

Posted by: Paolo at September 22, 2026 02:13 PM (XZdZ5)

170 155 He dumped his Vietnamese currency?
Current rate: 26K Dong to USD...

That's too much for even me!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue

The Paolo, he love to discover a, how you say, worthy opponent.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 22, 2026 02:13 PM (XxBX3)

171 Paul at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (FQukp)

That’s a great hash, Paul.

Posted by: RI Red at September 22, 2026 02:13 PM (ttrGW)

172 I come from feral poors. One advantage is that there's no assets to fight over, and you can hate one another on the merits instead.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket

There's a ongoing theme that the less there is to fight over, the more folks will fight over it.
There's corollary that the more there is to fight over, the more folks will fight.
Never experienced any extreme except the former...

Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (q6tQZ)

173 When New England has ~40% R congress critters then the Democrats can complain about gerrymandering.

Until then? Go get in line for a Sandra Fluke session down at the docks...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

174 171 Paul at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (FQukp)

That’s a great hash, Paul.

Posted by: RI Red at September 22, 2026 02:13 PM (ttrGW)

LOL!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (l3cgK)

175 For a political party that has a fundraising problem, they sure can afford a lot of lawsuits. Hundreds upon hundreds of them.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)

176 Families that fight over inheritance were fundamentally broken to start with.

Sound people wouldn't do that.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (BeyMP)

177 Paul thinks gerrymandering is Chinese food

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (XZdZ5)

178 Posted by: Paul at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (FQukp)

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Your hash is perfect for you, fuckup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (2UnvF)

179 I think I have a fever. This red thermometer tastes kinda funny.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (fcCLB)

180 I've had a chance to road trip through Missouri. It's a beautiful state.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (2Ez/1)

181
"Gavelkind" was the Irish custom of dividing stuff up equally between the kids.

Church of England came along and sold "Primogeniture" to the oldest son.

Cost of Catholicism, bro. Conversion was easy.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)

182 How is anyone damaged by Trump's name going on the Kennedy center? How is anyone damaged by building a Whitehouse Ballroom?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (mP0Kj)
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That's why it was suspicious when Roberts floated that idea about "damaged aesthetically".

Which, I must say, damaged my aesthetics.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (Fi81e)

183 When New England has ~40% R congress critters then the Democrats can complain about gerrymandering.

New England isn't a state, it's a region! It's (D)ifferent!!!

Posted by: Whining Leftists at September 22, 2026 02:16 PM (XxBX3)

184 178 Posted by: Paul at September 22, 2026 02:11 PM (FQukp)

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Your hash is perfect for you, fuckup.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (2UnvF)

It would be hilarious if Pixy, upon finding trolls, assigned them a fake offensive hash...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

185 179 I think I have a fever. This red thermometer tastes kinda funny.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (fcCLB)

You should put it in your mouth FIRST...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:16 PM (l3cgK)

186 177 Paul thinks gerrymandering is Chinese food
Posted by: ...

I bet he eats carburetors for breakfast.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 02:17 PM (XxBX3)

187 Families that fight over inheritance were fundamentally broken to start with.

Sound people wouldn't do that.
Posted by: LTG

Wrong. Dead wrong.

There were just too many kids in my family. And all it takes is one kid feeling slighted to set things off.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

188 I think I have a fever. This red thermometer tastes kinda funny.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 02:15 PM (fcCLB)

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You need more cowbell

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 02:17 PM (2UnvF)

189 "Gavelkind" was the Irish custom of dividing stuff up equally between the kids.

The problem with it is that is endlessly split lands so that even if the next generation accepted it the one following would go to war.

Primogeniture set up pretty consistent rules to minimize fratricidal wars.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

190 Posted by: Bonnie Blue

The Paolo, he love to discover a, how you say, worthy opponent.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 22, 2026 02:13 PM (XxBX3)


On the plus side... one night with Bonnie Blue and your dick will rot off. Think of all the time you'll save in the shower.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

191 When my mother died, she died intestate. Only real asset she had was her house.
Maybe $400,000?
Sister lived at her house for 6 or 8 years, caring for her (she became difficult).
Sister got the house, with all the other children agreeing.
There were 7 "yeas" and no "nays".
We knew what nursing home costs were.

Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (q6tQZ)

192 177 Paul thinks gerrymandering is Chinese food

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (XZdZ5)

So many Wongs no make a light!

Posted by: Chingish Proverb at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (l3cgK)

193 I love the new PM of Japan. She's knows Japan's problems aren't solved by importing replacements for the populace. She's increasing Japan's military budget.

She wants Japan to be Japanese. It's a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 02:01 PM


She's so awesome rumor has it she could tempt garrett to want a woman.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

194 This is where Paul's feigned sophistication shows through:

Who's to say what's "gerrymandering".

Of course it shouldn't be done. Nobody is actually arguing that it should be. Or are you too much a simpleton to get that?

The "pro-gerrymandering" side doesn't exist.

There aren't perfect standards, there is just a procedure to follow that tries to straddle a reasonable proximity to "fair". And that's what's more or less fair.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

195 Wow, people have crappy things going on. I went through stuff too. You really see people's hearts.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart


They have their own families and their own priorities for benefitting their families. And they're both afraid, I think, that they'll never be able to accomplish their priorities without an inheritance.

And I suspect that Younger Brother, at least, has internalized the idea that parents should leave an inheritance for their children - which is a good thing - without considering that children might have corresponding responsibilities to their parents in the distribution of that inheritance.

... They just ... don't know how to not be rude about it, apparently.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (vJrRc)

196 How is anyone damaged by Trump's name going on the Kennedy center? How is anyone damaged by building a Whitehouse Ballroom?


The Kennedy Center stuff amuses me.

The people that rant about welfare for the rich want the government to pay for rich people to go see shows by other rich people at the Kennedy Center on the government dime.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)

197 Prolapse Paul always good for a chuckle. He's back to playing hide the hot dog with his Cabbage Patch doll.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:20 PM (rujGJ)

198 How is anyone damaged by Trump's name going on the Kennedy center?

Nobody gave a shit about the Kennedy Center until Obama and Big Mike showed up at it a few times. Now it's one of the high holy places of DNC-slam, like the al-Aqsa Mosque.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

199 How is anyone damaged by Trump's name going on the Kennedy center? How is anyone damaged by building a Whitehouse Ballroom?
---
Do you really need his victims to show you on the doll where it touched them?!

Victimizing them ALL OVER AGAIN!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

200 191 When my mother died, she died intestate. Only real asset she had was her house.
Maybe $400,000?
Sister lived at her house for 6 or 8 years, caring for her (she became difficult).
Sister got the house, with all the other children agreeing.
There were 7 "yeas" and no "nays".
We knew what nursing home costs were.

Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (q6tQZ)

There's also the physical and psychological toll. My brother ended up with a hernia when Dad slipped in the shower...he didn't get the baseball/softball sized hernia fixed until more than a year after Dad passed. At one point he told Dad in frustration, "One of us two will end up going first.". Dad replied, "What'll I do when you're gone?". LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:20 PM (l3cgK)

201 ... They just ... don't know how to not be rude about it, apparently.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (vJrRc)

This phenomenon fascinates me.

We (the species) tend to fight the worst with those closest to us. Familiarity breeds? Proximity? Opportunity?

Family are the most important people in our lives and while they get our best, they also tend to get our worst.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:21 PM (gLYp7)

202 When I finish a kit, if I don't have a client build lined up, I'll start on one for me.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:40 PM (gLYp7)


People pay you to do their hobbies for them?

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 22, 2026 02:21 PM (OlzlW)

203 Families that fight over inheritance were fundamentally broken to start with.

Sound people wouldn't do that.
Posted by: LTG

Wrong. Dead wrong.

There were just too many kids in my family. And all it takes is one kid feeling slighted to set things off.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:17 PM (77rzZ)

Was that one kid in the right?

My point stands.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:21 PM (BeyMP)

204 176 Families that fight over inheritance were fundamentally broken to start with.

Sound people wouldn't do that.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:14 PM (BeyMP)

I think it's individuals. Mom, Dad and I were good.

I remember my brother bitching at Christmas when we were young. Socks, pajamas and a few toys, I was good.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:22 PM (Sco7b)

205 197 Prolapse Paul always good for a chuckle. He's back to playing hide the hot dog with his Cabbage Patch doll.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:20 PM (rujGJ)

What he wrote wasn't wrong, per se, but how it's applied is, as it completely ignores what the left has been doing for many decades.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:22 PM (l3cgK)

206 She's so awesome rumor has it she could tempt garrett to want a woman.
Posted by: Ian S.

Uh...you can say Sydney Sweeney has kind of a weird face, but a great smile, body, and personality to more than make up for it. PM Sanae Takaichi, on the other hand...
https://tinyurl.com/54exyud5

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 22, 2026 02:22 PM (XxBX3)

207 I come from feral poors. One advantage is that there's no assets to fight over, and you can hate one another on the merits instead.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 02:10 PM (sAnBa)


I don't have that issue. My older sister is an incredible conniving c*nt in all facets of her life...not just my parents' money.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:23 PM (k5CNB)

208 New England isn't a state, it's a region! It's (D)ifferent!!!
Posted by: Whining Leftists at September 22, 2026 02:16 PM (XxBX3)


You're right. We should combine the NE states.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:23 PM (ExV1e)

209 Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:21 PM (BeyMP)

Fuck off. My family was not "broken to start with."

Take your prissy smugness somewhere else.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

210 200 191 When my mother died, she died intestate. Only real asset she had was her house.
Maybe $400,000?
Sister lived at her house for 6 or 8 years, caring for her (she became difficult).
Sister got the house, with all the other children agreeing.
There were 7 "yeas" and no "nays".
We knew what nursing home costs were.

Posted by: MkY at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (q6tQZ)

I wish I had your family.
God bless all of you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:24 PM (Sco7b)

211 People pay you to do their hobbies for them?

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 22, 2026 02:21 PM (OlzlW)

Indeed.

I've been building custom aircraft/tank/ship models for more than 20 years now. I tend to take it too far, but I love the process.

As an example, one Christmas, I gave my dad an exact model (down to the serial number, radios, and weird tires) of the plane his father flew into Normandy during the invasion.

People pay decently for something that has an emotional value to them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:24 PM (gLYp7)

212 Blacks vote 90-95% Dem. They may not like that Jazzy lost but they hate evil racist white supremacist Republicans who want to bring back slavery, even more.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:24 PM (jmRo5)

213 212 Blacks vote 90-95% Dem. They may not like that Jazzy lost but they hate evil racist white supremacist Republicans who want to bring back slavery, even more.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:24 PM (jmRo5)

Whilst they live in the Dem-created inner-city plantations...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:25 PM (l3cgK)

214 Younger Brother, at least, has internalized the idea that parents should leave an inheritance for their children

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (vJrRc)


I told my parents that I will happily take whatever they leave me, but if their last check bounces...that's okay also.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:25 PM (k5CNB)

215 I told my parents that I will happily take whatever they leave me, but if their last check bounces...that's okay also.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Yeah, that's the attitude I'm trying to cultivate as well.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:26 PM (vJrRc)

216 Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

Take your overreaction somewhere else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:27 PM (k5CNB)

217 Oh, CNN had a brief segment where AOC bitched that America never elected a female President.

Panties were in a bunch.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:27 PM (Sco7b)

218 Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

Take your overreaction somewhere else.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's not an overreaction. He was over-generalizing, and defamed my family.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

219 That if named the Trump Center will send Leftists into s dizzy every time they see it or hear it. Could be decades after Donald Trump is physically gone, but TDS will live on.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

220 I told my parents that I will happily take whatever they leave me, but if their last check bounces...that's okay also.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:25 PM (k5CNB)


I want to ensure that I leave my children neither debt nor problems. If there's something on the positive side of the ledger... bonus.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (ExV1e)

221 214 Younger Brother, at least, has internalized the idea that parents should leave an inheritance for their children

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:18 PM (vJrRc)

I told my parents that I will happily take whatever they leave me, but if their last check bounces...that's okay also.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:25 PM (k5CNB)

Dad died without any monetary assets. When he passed, none of us (well, baby bro wasn't involved in the discussion) didn't care if the brother that took care of him in the end kept Dad's WW2 stuff, His parents' stuff, and other items with sentimental value. In the end, he made a shadow box with Dad's medals, ribbons, and funerary US flag.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (l3cgK)

222 Yeah, that's the attitude I'm trying to cultivate as well.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:26 PM (vJrRc)


It was easy for me because my parents were great.

I imagine that in more contentious relationships it might not be so easy...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (k5CNB)

223 What he wrote wasn't wrong, per se, but how it's applied is, as it completely ignores what the left has been doing for many decades.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:22 PM (l3cgK)
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It ignores the most complexity though.

And amounts to a straw man.

It's like anti-nuclear-war faction. The pro-nuclear-war faction did not exist. Pro-nuclear-deterrence did, but that's actually also against nuclear war--you just don't buy that rationale.

Many people don't seem to understand how to operate within the system as designed. Cause politics is responsible. It effectively replaces traditional religious affiliations.

Libertarians used to like to quote Madison to me. It doesn't matter, once you have Cause politics, you lose (mere) enlightened self-interest, because the Cause has already decided that IT is everybody's best interest. And you lose the balance Madison implied.

Libertarianism is just another reform Cause. It suggests that YOU ARE WRONG if you are not on their agenda.

But interest-based---and balanced--politics tolerates different ideas of preference and interests. Causes don't.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (Fi81e)

224 Plus, I don't intend to engage with him/her again.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (77rzZ)

225 You're right. We should combine the NE states./i]

Honestly NE should be two states:

CT, MA, RI, Southern VT

NH, ME, Northern VT

State 1 would be deep, deep blue (and suck)

State 2 would be light blue and outside of the urban areas be amazing...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

226 Oh, CNN had a brief segment where AOC bitched that America never elected a female President.

We were going to but she strangled some of the electors with an exercise band.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

227 215 I told my parents that I will happily take whatever they leave me, but if their last check bounces...that's okay also.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yeah, that's the attitude I'm trying to cultivate as well.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:26 PM (vJrRc)

It's a smart one...as is treating kids equally...when my mom passed (since dad was already gone), it was so simple with no hard feelings b/c there wasn't much, and what there was, we all wanted to preserve so no fights, all work done by us, and closed in 11 months...and now we're past the statute of limitations for NJ to tell us we did it wrong, so it must have been right.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 02:29 PM (tOcjL)

228 Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

It's not a discussion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:29 PM (k5CNB)

229 I don't ask or request anything. Nor my brother. It's up to my folks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 02:29 PM (rujGJ)

230 Families that fight over inheritance were fundamentally broken to start with.

Sound people wouldn't do that.

Posted by: LTG


Grief does strange things, as does fear, even if under normal circumstances everyone would be able to not fight over it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:29 PM (vJrRc)

231 199 How is anyone damaged by Trump's name going on the Kennedy center? How is anyone damaged by building a Whitehouse Ballroom?
---
Do you really need his victims to show you on the doll where it touched them?!

Victimizing them ALL OVER AGAIN!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

Only one who could possibly have a dog in this fight would be JFK's family. They need this headache like they need another hole in the head.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:30 PM (N39Ws)

232 Both my parents and in laws did a good job saving and investing. When they pass we should get a decent chunk of change. And luckily we both only have 1 sibling with whom we get along should be a nice 50/50 split.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:30 PM (jmRo5)

233 212 Blacks vote 90-95% Dem. They may not like that Jazzy lost but they hate evil racist white supremacist Republicans who want to bring back slavery, even more.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Blacks that are committing suicide by hanging themselves, or having their black ex-boyfriend hang them are reminiscent of the awful history of black lynchings in the South, as the media reminds them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 22, 2026 02:31 PM (Dv3i1)

234 It's not an overreaction. He was over-generalizing, and defamed my family.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
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I concur. It was a broad brush judgment.

And while some places we indeed need broader brushes nowadays, it does not mean that all broad brushes are equally valid.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

235 226 Oh, CNN had a brief segment where AOC bitched that America never elected a female President.

We were going to but she strangled some of the electors with an exercise band.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

Hey! That's not right!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 22, 2026 02:31 PM (l3cgK)

236 I told my parents that I will happily take whatever they leave me, but if their last check bounces...that's okay also.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

This is basically what I've told my parents. Just a penny left after we put them in the ground. They worked hard for what they had, and I always told them to enjoy it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:32 PM (N39Ws)

237
It was easy for me because my parents were great.

I imagine that in more contentious relationships it might not be so easy...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (k5CNB)


Mom passed, there was nothing but cleaning out her apartment. She had paid for her cremation through The Neptune Society, so that worked out well.

Dad passed before his wife, so to the winner goes the spoils. Step-sister basically screwed everyone out of everything and the only money will go to pay for her and her brother's mother in a home (Parkinson's and dementia). By the time it's said and done, there won't be anything left to split 4 ways.

She should never be in my presence again, I'm betting.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:32 PM (ccf/V)

238
Total size of the inheritance my parents left their six children: $0.00. It was tragic from my father's perspective, but I had never, even when he was in good health, gave a moment's thought to what I might get after they left.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:32 PM (eRlcH)

239 I guess being an only child has advantages . When my mom passed it was easy as she had everything prepared. My father was a difficult person to say the least with no will and left a mess. I dealt with both, but thankfully had no siblings to screw up things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 02:33 PM (I6R/i)

240 Sorry, I didn't mean to cause any problems for bulg.

But, I've been through this inheritance thing a few times and seen it go bad with others.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:33 PM (BeyMP)

241 That if named the Trump Center will send Leftists into s dizzy every time they see it or hear it. Could be decades after Donald Trump is physically gone, but TDS will live on.

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)
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Also it presents a public hazard if enough people are disoriented by seeing Trump's name. They could fall down on the sidewalk and split their head open.

Thus, Trump should take his name off his tower as well.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

242 234 It's not an overreaction. He was over-generalizing, and defamed my family.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
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I concur. It was a broad brush judgment.

And while some places we indeed need broader brushes nowadays, it does not mean that all broad brushes are equally valid.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:31 PM (Fi81e)

Broad strokes are fine!

Posted by: Cecilia Giménez, creator of "Ecce Mono" at September 22, 2026 02:34 PM (l3cgK)

243
Only one who could possibly have a dog in this fight would be JFK's family. They need this headache like they need another hole in the head.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 02:30 PM (N39Ws)


JFK's artistic sense stopped at Broadway shows and C&W.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 02:34 PM (eRlcH)

244 Sorry, I didn't mean to cause any problems for bulg.

But, I've been through this inheritance thing a few times and seen it go bad with others.
Posted by: LTG

It's OK, I'm over it now. Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:34 PM (77rzZ)

245 217 Oh, CNN had a brief segment where AOC bitched that America never elected a female President.

Panties were in a bunch.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:27 PM (Sco7b)

___________________________________

CNN Host, Orson responds with: I'm with you on that. In fact, it's worse than you say. Why in 2024, the Democrat party didn't even bother electing the primary winner who ran for president in the general election. What are the Democrats thinking?

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 02:34 PM (dIske)

246 Inheritance and all it's bullshit makes me glad, despite the regrets, that we have an only child.

She'll get everything left to do with as she wants. No battles. No lawsuits. Nothing.


Go on, take the money and run.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:35 PM (ccf/V)

247 JFK's artistic sense stopped at Broadway shows and C&W.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The whole Camelot thing was pretty much a myth made up by Jackie.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

248 Nood lesbos

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (gLYp7)

249 It was easy for me because my parents were great.

I imagine that in more contentious relationships it might not be so easy...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


That's the funny thing, I have no problem with being disinherited by Dad's widow. I wasn't expecting anything out her anyway.

... I'm having a bit more difficulty with Mom and Stepdad, not because of them - they are great - but because my siblings are coming in and planning to throw away all the work I've done with, for, and on the property, without even considering that I might have a different opinion on what to do with it than they have.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (vJrRc)

250 Mom and Dad weren't rich but did well. I never wanted more than half. But after caring for them for 14 years, I would have appreciated having a year to get life together.

Instead I faced 6 months not knowing where I was going to live.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (Sco7b)

251 But, I've been through this inheritance thing a few times and seen it go bad with others.
Posted by: LTG



This does not mean families or it's members were broken to begin with.

Money changes people. The family may've been close, tight or distant. It's the personal situation, debt or surroundings that can ruin it for everyone.

Sometimes, you just never know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V)

252 248 Nood lesbos

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (gLYp7)

Are they busty?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:37 PM (l3cgK)

253 My dad defends his wife in all things. Even privately. And he's a peacemaker by nature, so conflict really isn't his jam. I think it helps that he mostly agrees with her, but lacks the courage to say it.
==
Well, he probably knows she's batshit crazy about it and he's too old now for a divorce. I suspect there are a lot of Karens out there that are acting up because nobody ever checked their bullshit. When it comes to your kids you set the rules and enforce them. End of story. None of this "it takes a village" bullshit.

Posted by: punchline spoiler at September 22, 2026 02:37 PM (anL5R)

254 Oh, CNN had a brief segment where AOC bitched that America never elected a female President.


—-

I was watching an episode of shark tanks. This lesbian couple rolls up holding hands one is hawt blonde one is cute-ish mixed race.

They get into the negotiations and one of sharks asks why should we give you moneys mixed race chicks goes only 10% of VC funding goes to women and of that only 10% to women of color and of that only 50% goes to gay women of color.

And I’m like well how many fucking gay women of color actually ask for VC funding? Very few. I’d bet the percent of those who do and get funding is higher than the percent of white straight men who ask and get money. Because no VC wants to be accused of gay racism so they’ll throw over a couple of bucks to improve the ESG score.

It’s never ending victimhood everywhere.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 22, 2026 02:38 PM (jmRo5)

255 OT- and for a humorous take in the "NYP" headline . ( Don't know if we had this headline in the morning news or not )The husband of Nicole Hannah Jones who put by their daughter in a failing public school says "She's like Martin Luther- King for sacrificing their daughter to NY school system . NYP had a picture of Ms. Jones and the headline said, " I have a scheme"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 02:39 PM (JrHfD)

256 A woman murders her 3 young children and let off
And you want me to vote for a woman for President?

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (Ia/+0)

257 252 248 Nood lesbos

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 02:36 PM (gLYp7)

Are they busty?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:37 PM (l3cgK)

No. Admiral Ackbar-worthy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK)

258 Sorry, I didn't mean to cause any problems for bulg.

But, I've been through this inheritance thing a few times and seen it go bad with others.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 02:33 PM (BeyMP)
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Understandable. My wife's family had a little more money than typical, and, despite a Pastor-ful church-oriented extended family, has never had a totally clean divvying.

My wife has barely gotten anything--and almost nothing she's asked for. Somehow her late deadbeat dad has remained the darling of his family's affections, but the lack of his presence to hold his own for his daughter, has gradually led to her getting not even the little she thought was reasonably connected to her. She was even accused of stealing a valuable ring from a diseased relative, and although I have some sort of bias, I have never seen any sign that she wanted more than a few keepsakes from people who were dear to her who passed.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 02:42 PM (Fi81e)

259 Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 02:40 PM (Ia/+0)

Respectfully, I am not sure what one has to do with the other, Skip. There are murderous men who have done terrible things to their kids. Does that mean we should never vote for any men again?.

I cannot at the moment think of any very conservative women in government or business, but I expect they're out there they'd probably do fine as a President . Kamala and Hillary are not examples of good governance by women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 02:48 PM (JrHfD)

260 Fen , fair enough. Depends on woman I guess

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 02:51 PM (Ia/+0)

Lindsay Clancy's Lawyer Asks Judge to Investigate the "Rogue" Juror

Boy, Gentry Leftists really don't believe any of the bullshit they say about Respeccing Black People's Lived Experience and Indigenous Ways of Knowing, do they?


Lindsay Clancy's lawyer, Kevin Reddington, is asking the court to allow for a thorough investigation of the holdout juror ... including access to his phone records and a review of his 2021 criminal charge for allegedly assaulting his wife.

The attorney filed a document in court recently asking the judge to let his team see the confidential juror questionnaire and "Juror Doe's record from the statewide domestic violence registry."

Reddington is asking for the juror's mobile phone records -- calls, texts, and data from August 27 through September 4.

The time period covers the dates the jury was deliberating over whether Lindsay should be found guilty of murdering her three kids.

The request also asks the court to preserve all the jury notes and the court's responses.

The black man disagreed with white liberal women! THROW THE UPPITY DARKIE IN JAIL!

Update:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM




Comments

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1 Hanging is too good for the lawyer.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)

2 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:15 PM (77rzZ)

3 Seems to me that Juror intimidation is a crime, even in commie Massachusetts. (I can never spell that state right.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (N1DT3)

4 Hanging is too good for the lawyer.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Drawing and quartering. The old ways are best.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)

5 With a silver tongue like that, that due is going to give all lawyers a bad reputation.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (2waQ7)

6 I thought John McCain passed?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (fcCLB)

7 Is there any precedent for this?

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 22, 2026 12:17 PM (gYnrv)

8 The black man disagreed with white liberal women! THROW THE UPPITY DARKIE IN JAIL!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM

It's amazing how leftist NPCs can turn on a dime.

Because they have no true beliefs. They have no memory of the past.

They are a blank slate, every day, sometimes even the same day, when they get their new programming.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:17 PM (N1DT3)

9 The justice system has always been retarded.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 12:18 PM (2ap+5)

10 Voidire Wolf.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:18 PM (fcCLB)

11 I thought John McCain passed?
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He did--the funeral is being held as we speak.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 12:18 PM (TN0g+)

12 I thought John McCain passed?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Well, his funeral is still going on.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

13 More like Assachusetts, am I right.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 12:19 PM (YZ0Fo)

14 On the bright side, The noble juror's GSG is pushing $400K.

https://www.givesendgo.com/standwithjuror

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 12:19 PM (4NO2D)

15 There's no scenario where they somehow retroactively can declare this person "not guilty" even if the juror broke the rules. It's already been declared a mistrial.

Posted by: Leupold at September 22, 2026 12:20 PM (bLOEJ)

16 What exactly is to be investigated?

He committed no crime, he followed the judges instructions and rendered a verdict.

This is next level scary stuff.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

17 The guilty defendant is supposed to be punished not the jury. They're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:20 PM (fcCLB)

18 They are a blank slate, every day, sometimes even the same day, when they get their new programming.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:17 PM (N1DT3)

I've seen the results when a liberal responds to the NPCs with their previous programming.

They destroyed her and she groveled to simply have the cancelling stop. She obviously never regained her previous position.

Because forgiveness for thoughcrimes must never be given. Things like murder, assault, theft and the like are easily forgiven, but thoughtcrimes demand expulsion, exile, and shunning forever.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:20 PM (N1DT3)

19 The only "predicate" for the black juror is that he "couldn't get over the fact that Lindsay viciously murdered her three children".

Plus black guy did not accept the liberal white women's insistence that their "expert witness opinion" was better than the actual expert witness testimony.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (vbXSk)

20 WTF. This can't be kosher can it?

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (Iwv3U)

21 Can't let black folk think for themselves. They need a white Commie minder.

Posted by: NAACP (Founded by Jews) at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (Fn+3X)

22 Well, his funeral is still going on.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH!???!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

23 That "attorney" seems to have lost his mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (4Je4D)

24 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (amcLV)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (ccf/V)

26 This is simply unacceptable. Why, it's as if only one outcome was allowed.

Posted by: Roland Freisler at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

27 what. a. surprise.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (VyBeY)

28 Does this attorney even have the right to ask for this information, or is this more signalling to the mob to go get him?

Dangerous stuff, this is.
I think the aftermath of not bowing to the mob is that nobody who thinks for themselves will do jury duty.
They'll find a way out, if it means they have to lie to get out of it.
This'll teach the audience what could happen to them.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 22, 2026 12:22 PM (zafwz)

29 Clancy's attorney Kevin Reddington practices law at offices located at 1342 Belmont St Suite 203, Brockton, MA 02301.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 12:22 PM (TN0g+)

30 The black man should sue the F*CK out of this lawyer for harassment. This is f*cking unheard of and goddamn unethical.

Sue him. Bury him. Get his license revoked. He's not a lawyer. He's a menace to society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:22 PM (ccf/V)

31 The only "predicate" for the black juror is that he "couldn't get over the fact that Lindsay viciously murdered her three children".

Plus black guy did not accept the liberal white women's insistence that their "expert witness opinion" was better than the actual expert witness testimony.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (vbXSk)

AND HE EXPRESSED DOUBTS (about something...)! THEREFORE HE HAD TO VOTE NOT GUILTY!!!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:22 PM (N1DT3)

32 Posted by: Roland Freisler at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

And don't forget to duck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (4Je4D)

33 Blacks usually close ranks when a high profile one of theirs is in trouble with the law and white society. Why isn't that happening here?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

34 This POS lawyer had a non-professional opinion that the woman was insane and therefore not guilty.

A juror, fully within his rights as a juror, disagreed.

The POS lawyer wants to investigate, prosecute, and punish the juror for not agreeing with the lawyer's opinion.

Leftism in a nutshell.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (0U5gm)

35 This is what going "full retard" looks like.

Don't to this. Don't be a retard.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (2Cry5)

36 And so it begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (amcLV)

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That guy who always says nothing will happen at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (N1DT3)

37 Farina was Kamala level shitfaced during that interview.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (XvL8K)

38
This respected defense councilor seems to be WAY behind paying his property taxes as well.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (Y8DZL)

39 Did they put her shrink on the stand?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:24 PM (fcCLB)

40 Afternoon Ace.
Jonathan Turley on X is calling the defense attorney's behavior toward the juror "stalking" .
Defense attorneys shouldn't get to involved in social media BS

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 12:24 PM (taL2t)

41 AWFLs have always been the true beneficiaries of DEI. They let a few black women collect some bucks to keep up appearances, but the real victim stacking order is always AWFLs on top.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 12:24 PM (2ocoG)

42 "On the bright side, The noble juror's GSG is pushing $400K."

and hopefully he won't need to spend that all on lawyers, or body guards, or his funeral (if leftists get their way).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 12:24 PM (vbXSk)

43 You're the one who approved him during voir dire, numbnuts.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 22, 2026 12:24 PM (CHq+B)

44 And so it begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (amcLV)

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That guy who always says nothing will happen


*blows whistle, throws flag*

It is not permitted to combine these two tropes. Anyone who combines two tropes spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

45 This seems disbarment worthy. If Trump lawyers got disbarred for the 2020 election aftermath, this goes way beyond anything those people did.

Posted by: Liberty at September 22, 2026 12:25 PM (TK8Ss)

46 Even Michael Avenatti thinks this guy should maybe dial it back a bit.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

47 Where Wolf?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:25 PM (fcCLB)

48 The thing the other jurors are accusing this man of are the very things they did. They listened to the nurse on the jury about the effects the drugs had and made up all manner of excuses for her behavior to advance the cause of mental health care for women. They are all insane.

Posted by: huerfano at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (2Xqig)

49 Kevin Reddington is being investigated himself.

To whit he is accused of mingling client money, not Lindsay at this point, into his Personal bank account.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (2GVsD)

50 This seems disbarment worthy. If Trump lawyers got disbarred for the 2020 election aftermath, this goes way beyond anything those people did.
Posted by: Liberty at September 22, 2026 12:25 PM (TK8Ss)

It is.

But don't worry, nothing will happen.

Posted by: That guy who always says nothing will happen at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

51 NEW TROPES! NEW TROPES! NEW TROPES!

Posted by: toby928(c) who says it as shouldn't at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (4NO2D)

52 Kevin Reddington is being investigated himself.

To whit he is accused of mingling client money, not Lindsay at this point, into his Personal bank account.
Posted by: Anna Puma at

That's what Murdaugh in SC did.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

53 Democrats doing it all over again.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (Q/FnY)

54 Question -- could any of this result in any outcome other than the one already achieved -- a mistrial?

Or is he going to convince superman to spin time backward somehow?

So the only reason to do this is to intimidate the *next* jury. He needs to be disbarred.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (qrwTk)

55
I think the aftermath of not bowing to the mob is that nobody who thinks for themselves will do jury duty.
They'll find a way out, if it means they have to lie to get out of it.
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Helpful tips.
https://youtu.be/Ht53Np0vbu4

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 22, 2026 12:27 PM (amcLV)

56 And what of the other jurors? Why not be complete and check them ALL out, and that asshole def atty and his wife too?
So many of them have already been shown to be pro-Lindsay activists online...

No, just single out da black man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 12:27 PM (l3cgK)

57 Gah.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 22, 2026 12:27 PM (amcLV)

58 This seems disbarment worthy. If Trump lawyers got disbarred for the 2020 election aftermath, this goes way beyond anything those people did.

The bar is run by white liberal women. They'll sooner declare Clancy is a lawyer than punish someone for liberal feminism.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

59 That man needs to get out of there and get a gun. These freaks will never allow him to have a moment's peace.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 22, 2026 12:28 PM (NR6c1)

60 After investigating the juror he hopes for what a mistrial.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:28 PM (fcCLB)

61 Don't care. Most of that motley jury crew needs investigation, too.

The Rouge Juror still seems like a decent man. (He's carried a bone marrow donor card for years.)

And Pat's Clancy's new wife has the pregnant waddle 'already.'

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 12:28 PM (NFX2v)

62 Investigate one, investigate all.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (Y+ssL)

63 This respected defense councilor seems to be WAY behind paying his property taxes as well.
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (Y8DZL)

It's amazing how the leftists always champion someone who has committed a crime.

All the police shooting in this country and they ALWAYS choose someone who clearly deserved it.

It's also seem with Rittenhouse. He shot three random* leftist "protestors" and was 3 out of 3 for shooting pedos.

They left's enforcement arm is made up of violent pervs.

*that's an exaggeration, because they were all attacking him, so they self-selected.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (N1DT3)

64
Juries in Mass, NY, DC, LA etc. are so down with the revolution that the facts of any case presented have to subject to the party line of the day, and verdicts delivered accordingly.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (Y8DZL)

65 55
I think the aftermath of not bowing to the mob is that nobody who thinks for themselves will do jury duty.
They'll find a way out, if it means they have to lie to get out of it.
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Helpful tips.
https://youtu.be/Ht53Np0vbu4

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 22, 2026 12:27 PM (amcLV)

Oh...kinda did #2 with BIL...but no romantic feelings, I assure you.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (l3cgK)

66 Why the hell is the court allowing the defense attorney to go after the lone holdout and not put the jurors telling the world how they intended to find Clancy not guilty and even dressed in support of the defendant during the trial? Attacking the one juror like this should draw censure for misconduct from the judge. I would say the bar, but the bar is co-opted.

Posted by: Advo at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (jO4mz)

67 After listening to Turley, I think someone should check under the judge's robes and see if he has any balls.

Posted by: huerfano at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (2Xqig)

68 The First Rule of fcCLB.....

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (fcCLB)

69 49 Kevin Reddington is being investigated himself.

To whit he is accused of mingling client money, not Lindsay at this point, into his Personal bank account.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (2GVsD)

Reddington also has a $2.37M tax lien against one of his mansions.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

70 Blacks usually close ranks when a high profile one of theirs is in trouble with the law and white society. Why isn't that happening here?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)



Because he stated publicly he's a black man who votes REPUBLICAN.

They're fine with the way he's being treated for that reason alone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

71 24 And so it begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning
------------

This is how it ends.

Posted by: That other guy who thinks it's ending at September 22, 2026 12:30 PM (qrwTk)

72 60 After investigating the juror he hopes for what a mistrial.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:28 PM (fcCLB)

He wants to scare any potential juror in the future that might have the audacity to go right instead of left...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 12:30 PM (l3cgK)

73 From what I can see, the only juror who properly did their job was this one. Which is why the left is going after him.

One of the left's goals is to destroy all aspects of the current civilization, in order to prevent those in the future from knowing how much better things were under the old system.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 22, 2026 12:30 PM (0U5gm)

74 Let us not assassinate this lad any further, lawdog, you've done enough....

Posted by: Rex B at September 22, 2026 12:31 PM (R0XxO)

75 They are a blank slate, every day, sometimes even the same day, when they get their new programming.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

50 First Hates.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 12:31 PM (w9Wax)

76 Reddington is currently facing four bar complaints (filed by the Mass. bar's counsel, so not some rando) for extorting fees and improper use of client funds. This is unrelated to Clancy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2026 12:31 PM (XvL8K)

77 and so it continues

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at September 22, 2026 12:31 PM (4NO2D)

78 Posted this last week:

🚨HUGE BREAKING UPDATE - 🚨The holdout juror broke his silence by speaking with an INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST, Fugitive TV Podcast, this evening! 👏👏👏 HERE IS A FULL DETAILED WRITE-UP.

The holdout juror is NOT an immigrant. According to marriage and divorce records, he married a Haitian immigrant. She was illegal. He did not know this when he married her.

He did not show his face. He is keeping to himself since his name was doxxed on X. His life has been threatened, and people have stalked his house. NBC Boston did not give you the full story.

Michael, the juror, is now divorced. He filed for divorce first. The marriage was fraudulent because she was not a citizen. When he did this, everything hit the fan. She didn’t want a divorce. His ex-wife filed a counterclaim a couple of months later. He was denied his divorce petition because she was not an American citizen.

The incident with the nephew — according to the juror, there is a lot of information that many do not know. For example, the nephew is 6-foot-2, and Michael is only 5-foot-7. This obviously does not give anyone the right to hit anyone.
(Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:31 PM (Y+ssL)

79 It just keeps getting worse for the kooks.

On a bright note, the lone wrecked all their plans for media and book tours. These mental defectives had big plans. And of course fame and fortune.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 12:31 PM (rujGJ)

80 Tax lien? No wonder he resonates so well with Lindsay.

Both are evil scum.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

81 Reddington is asking for the juror's mobile phone records -- calls, texts, and data from August 27 through September 4.


Sure, just do that for all the jurors. I bet some of those harpies browser history would be very interesting. I'm sure they totally didn't violate the rules of not seeking out external information.

Posted by: buzzion at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (52m2x)

82 Send in the DOJ. Better yet send in Pam Bondi,.so.maybe she can redeem her reputation.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (bX16E)

83 But I think it is safe to say that we do not know all of the facts of the matter. Michael stated the truth will come out.

None of this matters when it comes to what happened in the courtroom. He filled out his paperwork appropriately. He did not lie on his paperwork. He was asked if he had ever been arrested, and he checked the box “yes” and afterward had to describe what happened.

He even took the stand, and the prosecutor asked him questions. He was questioned about his past arrest. He was then selected. I would like to make it very clear that this is something that happens with all of the potential jurors present. Which means that the jurors who have already been interviewed could have said this at any point, but they chose to keep that information from the public.

Michael told Fugitive TV that from day one, eight of the jurors automatically wanted to go for not guilty.

The eight jurors were “activists,” according to Michael. He said every day they voted, and the eight who were convinced that she was not guilty were doing their best to convince the other four that she was not guilty.

(Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (Y+ssL)

84 This is MA. There is a very good chance Michael Desronvil will face worse consequences for finding the child killer guilty then she was face for killing her kids

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (sKqQm)

85 She's "just a girl that met a guy running in Central Park on a really cold Saturday."
---
''I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.'' - Julia Roberts, Notting Hill

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (NFX2v)

86 don't we have someone on our side that could take the case pro bono and sue her lawyer for defamation for everything he and his firm are worth?

alternatively, we could draw and quarter and split the fortune 50/50....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (nXhwP)

87 Sure, just do that for all the jurors. I bet some of those harpies browser history would be very interesting. I'm sure they totally didn't violate the rules of not seeking out external information.
Posted by: buzzion a

Hell I'll bet you at least those 3 were texting each other.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

88 Vote NGRI or else peasant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (fcCLB)

89 Kevin Reddington is being investigated himself.

To whit he is accused of mingling client money, not Lindsay at this point, into his Personal bank account.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 12:26 PM (2GVsD)

Reddington also has a $2.37M tax lien against one of his mansions.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 12:29 PM (N39Ws)



Seems he should have the FBI kicking his door down at 4:30 AM and the media onsite to watch him get perp walked in his tighty whiteys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (ccf/V)

90 This lawyer needs to be pilloried and beaten. Then he should never be allowed to practice law again.

If I was that juror I'd be tempted to do something questionable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (5C90x)

91 71 24 And so it begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning
------------

This is how it ends.
Posted by: That other guy who thinks it's ending at September 22, 2026 12:30 PM (qrwTk)

It’s not the beginning of the end but the end of the beginning.

Posted by: The Right Honourable at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (vupS9)

92 They left's enforcement arm is made up of violent pervs.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

If that definition is inclusive of fat lesbian girlbosses, concur.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Y8DZL)

93 At the very end, it was him and another juror. She was also voting guilty. At the last minute, she caved. He said he knew she was guilty based on the EVIDENCE.

He was open about what he believed and what he said. He said the other jurors are telling half-truths or just outright lies.

He’s never been convicted of a crime. His past should not matter. He said that the entire time, his ex-wife was just trying to get status and citizenship to live in the U.S.

Michael said that the report on him that went viral, where they said they spoke with his family members, did not report exactly what was actually said. He said that the family members they spoke to were likely family members of his ex-wife, and he does not even speak with them. Therefore, they cannot know what actually happened in the jury room. Who DID NBC Boston speak with? According to Michael, it was not one of his own family members.

Michael stated that he believes he’s being targeted because he is a Republican - a Black Republican with conservative values. He believes that he was on a juror panel with a large number of Democratic voters. (Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Y+ssL)

94 Considering all the juror mis-conduct by the nurse and the other Karen's, I think a mistrial is the just outcome.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (36x1j)

95 The eight jurors were “activists,” according to Michael. He said every day they voted, and the eight who were convinced that she was not guilty were doing their best to convince the other four that she was not guilty.

My initial guess was 3 uber-Karens that want post-birth abortion and 3 regular Karens that wanted to create a feminist hero.

Apparently I was too optimistic

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

96 And he knows exactly what’s happening right now, and I think that you all do as well.

A Black Republican stood his ground. It is not surprising that he is now being dragged through the mud.

This is a very bad precedent for people who will serve on a jury in the future for a national case. No one wants to do this when, based on their decision that they say is based on the evidence, they are crucified online for their political beliefs. You have all seen it. You have seen the threats that I get on a daily basis. I cannot imagine what this man is going through.

But for now, I stand with the Black conservative Republican juror.

If left-leaning activist media outlets are going to report on this, they better start sharing the full story! He filed for divorce first. He did not lie on his questionnaire. His past doesn’t matter. He was not convicted. We don’t know the full story with his nephew. And the media did not speak with any of his direct family members.
(Fini)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (Y+ssL)

97 Serving on a jury should not be social suicide. What consequences have occurred for the doxxers? I know one lady was caught, but were there any legal consequences appropriate for endangering another person? And if they insist on investigating the holdout, EVERY SINGLE ONE of the other jurors should be investigated as well, and no less thoroughly.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (OlzlW)

98 This is persecution, pure and simple, of the juror. The lawyer has to be severely punished. If not, this behavior will increase. Massachusetts, I know. But the implications are national, don’t doubt that.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (Gqar8)

99 90 This lawyer needs to be pilloried and beaten. Then he should never be allowed to practice law again.

If I was that juror I'd be tempted to do something questionable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 12:33 PM (5C90x)

Don't forget the tar and feathers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (l3cgK)

100 Can the Feds try her?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (fcCLB)

101 Well this dumpster fire is just another brick in the wall. The justice system has taken a beating - Bill Clinton depo, OJ trial, endless gotcha litigation against Trump, decarceration, letting illegal immigrant murders walk to spit in Trump's eye. Its a really bad look for a really long time.

What good comes from destroying public confidence in the legal system? If your feeling like the pace of the decline is accelerating, I would point out that the pace increases near the climax.

Posted by: Its as if events are tearing apart the framework of society at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (anL5R)

102 85 She's "just a girl that met a guy running in Central Park on a really cold Saturday."
---
''I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.'' - Julia Roberts, Notting Hill
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 12:32 PM (NFX2v)

I’m just a girl…

Posted by: No Doubt at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (vupS9)

103 >>>Hanging is too good for the lawyer.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Drawing and quartering. The old ways are best

___

Helicopter rides are popular in some venues.

Posted by: Max Power at September 22, 2026 12:35 PM (SwyyQ)

104 The defense attorney is a dick. The jury was off the hook nutz. The prosecutors apparently were on the murder's side too.

How in the fuck do you permit a jury like that to be seated? How do you not question the defense attorney's money situation? Where, exactly was your case put together... a gas station rest room?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 12:35 PM (2Cry5)

105 I love that they're destroying the jury system just in time to - they think - take back control of the government...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 12:35 PM (gLYp7)

106 I looked through the Liberal Currents poll this am where 57% of regular democrats said they'd be ecstatic, happy, or indifferent if Trump was assassinated and the women were significantly more left leaning than the men.

100% rated themselves as smart and beautiful, which of course means they're ugly retards. It was in the cross tabs. I swear.

Posted by: MJ at September 22, 2026 12:35 PM (XOmY9)

107 Ride me.

Posted by: the rail at September 22, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)

108 Can the Feds try her?
Posted by: Boss Moss


No. State crime.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:35 PM (Y+ssL)

109 There's no reason Harmeet couldn't go after Reddington on civil rights violations. Deprivation of rights under the color of law.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 12:36 PM (YZ0Fo)

110 Many many states are nothing more than foreign country wannabes. You know the ones.

Posted by: tubal at September 22, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar8)

111 The Boston Child Strangler.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:36 PM (fcCLB)

112 What good comes from destroying public confidence in the legal system? If your feeling like the pace of the decline is accelerating, I would point out that the pace increases near the climax.
Posted by: Its as if events are tearing apart the framework of society at September 22, 2026 12:34 PM (anL5R)

The Left, I suspect. Would love to end trial by jury.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 12:36 PM (vupS9)

113 It'll be a cold day in hell that guy serves on a jury ever again.

This is making me never want to do it. FFS, if you can get this kind of bullshit treatment if you don't vote the 'correct' way, WHO the F*CK would EVER want to be on a jury?

The judge, the city, the county and the f*cking STATE need to put this lawyer in his f*cking PLACE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:36 PM (ccf/V)

114 104 The defense attorney is a dick. The jury was off the hook nutz. The prosecutors apparently were on the murder's side too.

How in the fuck do you permit a jury like that to be seated? How do you not question the defense attorney's money situation? Where, exactly was your case put together... a gas station rest room?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 12:35 PM (2Cry5)

Ahem.

Posted by: Donald Trump at September 22, 2026 12:36 PM (l3cgK)

115 This woman needs an injection.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:37 PM (fcCLB)

116 t'll be a cold day in hell that guy serves on a jury ever again.

This is making me never want to do it. FFS, if you can get this kind of bullshit treatment if you don't vote the 'correct' way, WHO the F*CK would EVER want to be on a jury?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:36 PM


*raises hand*

Posted by: toby928(c) says Bring it, mofos at September 22, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

117 That man needs to get out of there and get a gun. These freaks will never allow him to have a moment's peace.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 22, 2026 12:28 PM (NR6c1)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

Good luck, fucker.
- Massachusetts

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 12:38 PM (gLYp7)

118 91 71 24 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning

But nothing will happen.

Posted by: You know who

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y8DZL)

119 Then they can start investigating the electorate for not voting for the right candidate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:39 PM (fcCLB)

120 ''I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.'' - Julia Roberts, Notting Hill
Posted by: L - No nic.

My wife dragged me to that movie. We laugh to this very day about that line.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

121 The judge, the city, the county and the f*cking STATE need to put this lawyer in his f*cking PLACE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They want it to happen. The black juror wrecked their plan, now he pays.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 12:39 PM (rujGJ)

122 I have a license in three states. Not a single judge I know would have even let him finish his request before laughing at Reddington, and then probably slapping him.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 22, 2026 12:39 PM (wrEn7)

123 I hate sand.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:40 PM (fcCLB)

124 More permutations of the same Stalinism. They have one source and tool for all their words, actions, and endgames -- the brute and coercive power of the state.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 22, 2026 12:40 PM (7s9Qe)

125 See her to Canada for MAID.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 22, 2026 12:40 PM (36x1j)

126 Sorry, had something to do.

For those MORONS complaining about Emily’s stealth mode, I have interrupted her lesson plans.

She does not like the word “hooterage”, but will accept “gifted.”

That is all.

Posted by: RI Red at September 22, 2026 12:40 PM (ttrGW)

127 Even if he had reasonable doubt (which he has expressly denied), how would that be any different from jury nullification? As far as I know, nothing can be done about that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2026 12:40 PM (XvL8K)

128 Because he stated publicly he's a black man who votes REPUBLICAN.

They're fine with the way he's being treated for that reason alone.


I could be wrong but my perception is that givng a sh*t about Linsey Clancy in the first place is a White Peepo Thang so they're not invested one way or the other.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 12:40 PM (vTZFs)

129 121 The judge, the city, the county and the f*cking STATE need to put this lawyer in his f*cking PLACE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

The new America doesn't know how to do that anymore. It's a lost skill, or art, or instinct, or whatever.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 22, 2026 12:41 PM (7s9Qe)

130 Almost all of the comments on the latest news for the Clancy trial on the Daily Mail and YouTube are 100% for the black juror. I find it hilarious that everybody's eyes are being opened to see what a scummy defense lawyer Reddington is and how awful the other jurors are.

I don't think it's going the way they thought it would be going. People are pretty furious about this.

I hope it backfires spectacularly on these jurors and Reddington.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2026 12:41 PM (NpAcC)

131 33 Blacks usually close ranks when a high profile one of theirs is in trouble with the law and white society. Why isn't that happening here?
Posted by: Archimedes

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He left the tribe.

This makes an interesting point -- tribes exist and the Dems rely on tribal cohesion (their so called "coalition") but what you need to know about tribes is that they are self-enforcing and the punishment for leaving the tribe is brutal.

An example, if you are JW and piss of the JWs (Jehovah Witness) then they dissfellowship you and no JW is allowed to speak to you (shunning.)

In islam, they chop off your head. In scientology, they do something similar. It is all tribalism and so this dude must be punished to maintain the tribe.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 12:41 PM (qrwTk)

132 Black Westchester, Before Politics Show, The Lindsay Clancy Case: What Did Only One Juror See?

Interesting article (also YouTube) -

In part, "Eleven people believed one thing while the only Black juror believed something different. That alone does not make him a civil-rights hero, and it does not make him a villain. It makes him a juror exercising the very independence our jury system is supposed to protect."

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 12:41 PM (NFX2v)

133 Rmember this when You get Jury duty!

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 22, 2026 12:41 PM (VyFya)

134 Do not take Desronvil if you are allergic to Desronvil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 12:42 PM (Cqx++)

135 When I was on juries in Los Angeles (three full criminal trials, once as foreman), the judges in each case made us feel like royalty. The lawyers and clerks treated us with maximum respect at all times, as if the their jobs depended on us and the entire process would come to a halt without us.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 22, 2026 12:43 PM (7s9Qe)

136 I am so invested in this crazy case lol

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 22, 2026 12:43 PM (EGSGm)

137 Don't forget to explain that you will vote for whatever your invisible talking dog says.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:43 PM (fcCLB)

138 What was Barbara Boxer doing on the jury?

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 12:44 PM (UjdFS)

139 This is pure intimidation for any next jury.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 12:44 PM (XZdZ5)

140 Call me Senator!

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at September 22, 2026 12:44 PM (4NO2D)

141 Only property owners seem to get called in my state.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:45 PM (fcCLB)

142 I still don't get how this is at all legal. I realize this is just my primitive brain not grasping communist legal theory, but still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

143 Don't forget to explain that you will vote for whatever your invisible talking dog says.
Posted by: Boss Moss at

Wear your Princess Leia outfit and say that you can't serve because you are a citizen of Alderaan

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 12:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

144 Blacks usually close ranks when a high profile one of theirs is in trouble with the law and white society. Why isn't that happening here?
Posted by: Archimedes

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He left the tribe.
___

And some of us were never part of the tribe to begin with.

Or any other tribe.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 22, 2026 12:46 PM (GlLw/)

145 Call me Senator!
Posted by: Barbara Boxer

"Senate Whore? OK, whatevs."

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

146 This is making me never want to do it. FFS, if you can get this kind of bullshit treatment if you don't vote the 'correct' way, WHO the F*CK would EVER want to be on a jury?
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People who vote the correct way, silly. Now you're getting it!

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 12:47 PM (XZdZ5)

147
One courageous Black Man against judge, jury, prosecutors and defense.

Now to re-write the Lindsey Clancy character into Donald Trump somehow.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 12:47 PM (Y8DZL)

148 When I was on juries in Los Angeles (three full criminal trials, once as foreman), the judges in each case made us feel like royalty.

I'm glad you had a positive experience. My experience with the L.A. Superior Court system is that it was staffed top-to-bottom with lazy, entitled assholes. Especially the clerk's office.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 22, 2026 12:47 PM (CHq+B)

149 More like Assachusetts, am I right.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 12:19 PM


Narrator: He is, in fact, right.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (P6lWH)

150 PJ O'Rourke. Parliament of Whores.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (fcCLB)

151
The behavior of the goofy white women jurors is enough to declare a mistrial.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (dtlw7)

152 One courageous Black Man against judge, jury, prosecutors and defense.
==
Starring Samuel L. Jackson

That'll be the day...

Posted by: Not gonna happen at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (anL5R)

153 The judicial branch has become an embarrassment. The moral populace for which the Constitution was intended appears to be outnumbered 11-1..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (nbLIj)

154
The new America doesn't know how to do that anymore. It's a lost skill, or art, or instinct, or whatever.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 22, 2026 12:41 PM (7s9Qe)



Unfortunately, valid......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (ccf/V)

155 He just looks guilty...

Posted by: Kevin Reddington at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (R0XxO)

156 >>>>>>From what I can see, the only juror who properly did their job was this one. Which is why the left is going after him.

One of the left's goals is to destroy all aspects of the current civilization, in order to prevent those in the future from knowing how much better things were under the old system.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
********
You can't have a kangaroo court if one of the kangaroos doesn't jump in step.

Posted by: Cosda at September 22, 2026 12:49 PM (uDR/b)

157 151
The behavior of the goofy white women jurors is enough to declare a mistrial.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (dtlw7)

I think the entire state should report to canada for MAID treatment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

158 Any of you homo's touch me I kill ya. If you touch my stuff I kill ya.

Posted by: Francis the juror at September 22, 2026 12:50 PM (cS1cw)

159 Strangling children is bad, mkay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:50 PM (fcCLB)

160 Strangling children is bad, mkay.
===
the more you know . . .

Posted by: A public service announcement for AWFLs at September 22, 2026 12:52 PM (anL5R)

161 The judge, the city, the county and the f*cking STATE need to put this lawyer in his f*cking PLACE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They want it to happen. The black juror wrecked their plan, now he pays.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Who would have thought that the Underground Railroad would run south?

DeSantis has already said he'd be welcome in Florida.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:52 PM (Y+ssL)

162 Black Hero was forced to serve with Cancy's 'jury of peers'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 12:52 PM (LHPAg)

163 153 The judicial branch has become an embarrassment. The moral populace for which the Constitution was intended appears to be outnumbered 11-1..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 12:48 PM (nbLIj)

Kind of looks like the prosecution got snookered during jury selection. Like completely steamrolled. And the black guy was probably seen like a safe bet by Oberfurher Defense attorney because he's (Reddington) a fucking racist who assumes the black guy will vote as a thug instead of a father.

I hate all of these people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)

164 When I was on juries in Los Angeles (three full criminal trials, once as foreman), the judges in each case made us feel like royalty.

I'm glad you had a positive experience. My experience with the L.A. Superior Court system is that it was staffed top-to-bottom with lazy, entitled assholes. Especially the clerk's office.
Posted by: Halfhand
__________

In my experience, the thing that pisses jurors off most is all the time taken in sidebars and bench conferences. In the average eight hour trial day, there's probably only five or six hours of testimony.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2026 12:52 PM (XvL8K)

165 The part of Kevin Reddington will be played by George Clooney. The parts of the female jurors will be played by Charlize Theron, Jessica Chastain, and, um, that chick from Wicked. The part of the Black Republican will be played by either Chris Tucker or Kevin Hart, whoever is cheaper.

Posted by: Amazon Prime, planning the new miniseries at September 22, 2026 12:53 PM (967/Q)

166 Like Helen Keller the Underground Railroad was a myth.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:53 PM (fcCLB)

167 And so it begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning
------------

This is how it ends.
Posted by: That other guy who thinks it's ending

It’s not the beginning of the end but the end of the beginning.
Posted by: The Right Honourable
.......

Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)

168 Strangling children is bad, mkay.
===
the more you know . . .
Posted by: A public service announcement for AWFLs


If that Converse ad had had Lindsay Clancy holding baby shoes, no one would have said boo!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Y+ssL)

169 Boy, Gentry Leftists really don't believe any of the bullshit they say...

===

And neither should you.

The only thing they believe in really is power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 12:54 PM (RIvkX)

170 . The part of the Black Republican will be played by either Chris Tucker or Kevin Hart, whoever is cheaper.

Posted by: Amazon Prime, planning the new miniseries at September 22, 2026 12:53 PM (967/Q)

It will be 11 sassy black female jurors and one white male holdout. Brought to you by Netflix.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 12:54 PM (XZdZ5)

171 "But for now, I stand with the Black conservative Republican juror."

I'd maybe agree to declare Clancy "mentally insane" (for convenience) IF we could then agree to legally declare all those Karens and AWFLs that aggressively supported her are also "mentally insane". (since they ALL did get over the fact that she viciously murdered her child, three times, with much malice aforethought).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 22, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)

172 I think her attorney choked.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:54 PM (fcCLB)

173 The part of the Black Republican will be played by either Chris Tucker or Kevin Hart, whoever is cheaper.
Posted by: Amazon Prime, planning the new miniseries at September 22, 2026 12:53 PM (967/Q)

Nah. They'll turn him into a white, redneck misogynist and when he votes against them will expose him as a secret wife beater.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 22, 2026 12:55 PM (7s9Qe)

174 Does Kellie Farina have a slot on The View yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 22, 2026 12:55 PM (ZV0l5)

175 Kind of looks like the prosecution got snookered during jury selection. Like completely steamrolled. And the black guy was probably seen like a safe bet by Oberfurher Defense attorney because he's (Reddington) a fucking racist who assumes the black guy will vote as a thug instead of a father.

I hate all of these people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Fix was in.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 12:55 PM (rujGJ)

176 It's moider I tells ya.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

177 I think that lawyer is following that old trope of...if you can't blind them brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t. Poison the waters for a retrial so the next set of jurors gets an idea of what comes to them if they don't vote the right way. For this, and a myriad of other reasons, he should be disbarred.

Posted by: Nelly at September 22, 2026 12:55 PM (6+ehB)

178 The only thing they believe in really is power.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 12:54 PM (RIvkX)

... and their own unquestioned, indomitable virtue.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 22, 2026 12:56 PM (7s9Qe)

179 He needs to use that GSG money to hire a lawyer and sue ...Sue like the f*cking WIND.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

180 They actually have a point, though.

It's Masshole law that if the prosecution can't prove that she was sane--while committing an insane act, she is "not guilty".

It sucks. But so does Massachusetts.

We will see plenty of outrageous things from blue states. Until they collapse and hopefully don't take the rest of us down.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 12:56 PM (Fi81e)

181 I think her attorney choked.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:54 PM (fcCLB)



I think the ADA and anyone involved with the prosecution should be sent to Somalia and never heard from again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

182 It will be 11 sassy black female jurors and one white male holdout.
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 12:54 PM


Who, for unexplained reasons, keeps calling Clancy a nagger.

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (4NO2D)

183 That's nacho cheese!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (MPQZ2)

184 I almost wish the black juror hadnt admitted they were a Republican. I feel like this really shouldnt be a Left vs Right issue. Or a male vs female issue.

But more and more, I think most of our problems really are one demographic. Affluent white women. It's more than just politics.

Posted by: Leupold at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (bLOEJ)

185 Isn't the black guy in court supposed to be the Defendant?

Posted by: The Boston Kid Strangler Attorney at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (fcCLB)

186 I hate sand.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:40 PM (fcCLB)

Even bags of sand?

Posted by: 40 Year Old Virgin at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (wVcYX)

187 Kind of looks like the prosecution got snookered during jury selection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)

The prosecutors were chosen to do what they could to throw the case. Change my mind..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 22, 2026 12:58 PM (nbLIj)

188 They're not blue states. They're slave states.

Posted by: Let's be clear at September 22, 2026 12:58 PM (ZV0l5)

189 Jessica Chastain is starring in the horror movie Other Mommy as the monster in a little girl's closet.

In this role, Chastain looks remarkably like Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 12:58 PM (2GVsD)

190 Kind of looks like the prosecution got snookered during jury selection. Like completely steamrolled. And the black guy was probably seen like a safe bet by Oberfurher Defense attorney because he's (Reddington) a fucking racist who assumes the black guy will vote as a thug instead of a father.

I hate all of these people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-------------

He seems to have had a pretty effective strategy of as many females as possible (it almost worked!)

Is it normal to be so disproportionate? 9-3.

He apparently played on female empathy in the trial, and I am convinced he had the defendant look ugly on purpose to make women not hate her.

So he had to pick some men, and thought the black dude would be willing to distrust the system. (Not sure if that is a valid bias, but maybe.)

I wouldn't say he was a fool - he almost got that murderer off.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 12:58 PM (qrwTk)

191 The black man disagreed with white liberal women! THROW THE UPPITY DARKIE IN JAIL!
---
The word "uppity" came to my mind as well.

It's because they'll never apply the "inferences" consistently. Race is to be use for "PROGRESS!", not the other way around.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 12:59 PM (Fi81e)

192 They actually have a point, though.

It's Masshole law that if the prosecution can't prove that she was sane--while committing an insane act, she is "not guilty".


If she's not sitting there blowing spit bubbles and drooling on herself, she's sane. You don't go from crazy to sane in three years.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:59 PM (Y+ssL)

193 But more and more, I think most of our problems really are one demographic. Affluent white women. It's more than just politics.
Posted by: Leupold at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (bLOEJ)

I contest way more demos are problems - frauding Somali men...H1B abuser Indian and Chinese men...Arab world Muslim men...etc...all of those men have joined with AWFLs to get political power...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 12:59 PM (tOcjL)

194 If Reddington did mingle or personally use clients account money, bye-bye law license. It was drilled into our heads that the one thing that is almost immediate disbarment to fool around with clients money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 12:59 PM (taL2t)

195 At least the juror didn't strangle anyone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:00 PM (fcCLB)

196 Isn't the black guy in court supposed to be the Defendant?
Posted by: The Boston Kid Strangler Attorney
......

He did look oddly familiar.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)

197 167 And so it begins.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning
------------

This is how it ends.
Posted by: That other guy who thinks it's ending

It’s not the beginning of the end but the end of the beginning.
Posted by: The Right Honourable
.......

Stuck in the middle with you.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 12:53 PM (UjdFS)
Stumblin' in.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 01:00 PM (LHPAg)

198 So he had to pick some men, and thought the black dude would be willing to distrust the system. (Not sure if that is a valid bias, but maybe.)

I wouldn't say he was a fool - he almost got that murderer off.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 12:58 PM (qrwTk)
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It's arguably relying on a stereotype.

Which proves racists wrong on both sides. Race is not a fixed quantity.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:00 PM (Fi81e)

199 At least the juror didn't strangle anyone.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:00 PM


yet

Posted by: Barbara Boxer at September 22, 2026 01:00 PM (4NO2D)

200 contest way more demos are problems - frauding Somali men...H1B abuser Indian and Chinese men...Arab world Muslim men...etc...all of those men have joined with AWFLs to get political power...
===
a coalition of assholes, idiots, criminals and invaders.

Posted by: A public service announcement for AWFLs at September 22, 2026 01:01 PM (anL5R)

201
He seems to have had a pretty effective strategy of as many females as possible (it almost worked!)

Is it normal to be so disproportionate? 9-3.

He apparently played on female empathy in the trial, and I am convinced he had the defendant look ugly on purpose to make women not hate her.

So he had to pick some men, and thought the black dude would be willing to distrust the system. (Not sure if that is a valid bias, but maybe.)

I wouldn't say he was a fool - he almost got that murderer off.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 12:58 PM (qrwTk)

It was actually 12 women and 6 men...then a random group of 12 was picked (per the law)...where women won the random lottery this time...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 01:01 PM (tOcjL)

202 Dog Whistle!

Posted by: davidt at September 22, 2026 01:01 PM (Q+gd/)

203 Like Helen Keller the Underground Railroad was a myth.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Nope. It ran through the little town in Michigan where I grew up.

There was a mansion at the end of our street that had compartments behind the walls where slaves were hidden. My older brother used to play in those with the kid who lived there at the time.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

204 The bar is run by white liberal women. They'll sooner declare Clancy is a lawyer than punish someone for liberal feminism.
Posted by: Ian S.


Weird how 'free trade uber alles' fanatics never call for bar requirements to be eliminated. Weird.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (HeG1i)

205 The black man disagreed with white liberal women! THROW THE UPPITY DARKIE IN JAIL!

Emmett Till, who leftists trot out as a their standard for how black people are treated in America, got lynched on the word of a white woman. I guess some things never change.

Posted by: Plus ça change and sheeit at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (TbWk/)

206 Isn't the black guy in court supposed to be the Defendant?
Posted by: The Boston Kid Strangler Attorney
......

He did look oddly familiar.
Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)
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They should investigate his whereabouts when Lindsey allegedly strangled her children!

Posted by: Aurora Teagarden Wannabe at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (Fi81e)

207 I would love to be on a jury. I’d be the dog that didn’t bark.
Unfortunately, being a member of the bar in 5 states, I wouldn’t be considered.
Especially if they reviewed my ‘social’ ‘media’ history.

Posted by: RI Red at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (ttrGW)

208 I still want to know how many abortions the female jurors have had.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (aD4fx)

209 Some of the other jurists were appalled when he demonstrated strangulation using a bit of thread on a water bottle.

That horrified them more than Lindsay using stretchy exercise bands to squeeze the life out of her three children.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (2GVsD)

210 Isn't the black guy in court supposed to be the Defendant?
Posted by: The Boston Kid Strangler Attorney at September 22, 2026 12:57 PM (fcCLB)
=====
There are negroes in Groton?

Posted by: Maryann Cuthbertson-Klein in Groton, CT at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (RIvkX)

211 PS - The Zimmerman case was 6 women and no men...b/c Florida only needs 6...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (tOcjL)

212 At least the juror didn't strangle anyone.
Posted by: Boss Moss
.......

That showed supreme restraint on his part after listening to the other jurors.

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 01:03 PM (UjdFS)

213 PS - The Zimmerman case was 6 women and no men...b/c Florida only needs 6...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (tOcjL)




and he was acquitted........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:03 PM (ccf/V)

214 Netflix version: White burglar breaks in Clancy home and kills Lindsay while she valiantly protects her three in this case adopted black children, Coray, LeDawson, and Callone, from kidnapping and certain death.

The assailant goes on trial, 11 white men want to declare him not guilty by reason of only killing a woman and trying to hurt children , but one lone black female holdout "stands up" for Lindsay's memory and declares him guilty.

The sassy female Muslim judge in a hijab decides the woman's vote is worth more than the the eleven evil white men and sentences the assailant and eleven white jurors to death. The three children cheer. The End.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:04 PM (XZdZ5)

215 194 If Reddington did mingle or personally use clients account money, bye-bye law license. It was drilled into our heads that the one thing that is almost immediate disbarment to fool around with clients money
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 12:59 PM (taL2t)

Never fuck a client, and never fuck with the client's trust account.

Posted by: Sure fire career enders at September 22, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

216 @204 the Trump administration has taken steps to remove the ABA as the sole arbiter of judicial candidates competency. Good start

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 01:04 PM (taL2t)

217 He should sue the Masshole bar association too. Giving this guy a license to practice law seems they f*cked up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:04 PM (ccf/V)

218 I will bet any amount dollars-to-donuts that I will never be called to a jury in this county. Never ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 01:05 PM (RIvkX)

219 1pm

CBC - Trump at UN.
CNN - UN. Diesel prices
MS Now - Pulte and Blanche mortgage file. Whining commences about governmental decline and weaponization. Assholes
Fox - Trump and Madmani

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)

220 Has there ever been a case where a juror strangled all the shitlibs on the jury with them? Because they are driving me insane.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (+yqga)

221 Posted by: Maryann Cuthbertson-Klein in Groton, CT

Navy guys I knew who had been stationed there called it "rotten Groton."

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

222 Hanging is too good for the lawyer.
--
Hang him next to his demon bitch client.

With a single loop noose* and their hands free.

So they can both claw at their necks and flail helplessly as they slowly choke to death.

Just like that bitch demon did to her children.

We'll say the Constitution had post-partum depression for a minute there, so their execution doesn't violate the 8th.
And fuck the Supreme Court to say otherwise.

* a traditional noose, with the multiple loops, is to ensure a quicker death. Those two shitbags don't deserve such mercy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (3cUTc)

223 No one expects the Child-Killing Mother's Lawyer's Inquisition!

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (5rh/l)

224 Navy guys I knew who had been stationed there called it "rotten Groton."
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)




Sometime, puddy STANK.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (ccf/V)

225 It's almost as if they've already forgotten Saint George Floyd.

Posted by: Chubby the cat at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (LP2n9)

226 From my distant armchair seat in the Peanut Gallery, Clancy was NOT insane during the entire duration of her horrific act. Therefore, guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (wVcYX)

227 If she's not sitting there blowing spit bubbles and drooling on herself, she's sane. You don't go from crazy to sane in three years.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 12:59 PM (Y+ssL)
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Trust the Massholes to rely on a law that practically claims to read minds--a feat I try to stay away from as "proof".

I firmly believe that guilty should only be an establishment of who performed the action. If you did it, you are guilty.

How competent you are should be a matter for sentencing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (Fi81e)

228 Lindsay's children. Search and then hit image.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (fcCLB)

229 If Reddington did mingle or personally use clients account money, bye-bye law license. It was drilled into our heads that the one thing that is almost immediate disbarment to fool around with clients money
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Didn't Avenatti get sent to prison for doing something like that?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

230 Navy guys I knew who had been stationed there called it "rotten Groton."
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)
======
*hand reflexively grasps pearls*

Oh, my.

Posted by: Maryann Cuthbertson-Klein in Groton, CT at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)

231 213 PS - The Zimmerman case was 6 women and no men...b/c Florida only needs 6...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (tOcjL)



and he was acquitted........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:03 PM (ccf/V)

Yes, so women will follow the law...which was very favorable to Zimmerman in Florida...(not a lot of states have the statutes that helped his defense so much)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (tOcjL)

232 "Farina was posting on Instagram during the trial"
______________________________

Social Media Ban: Massachusetts courts strictly prohibit jurors from posting about the trial, messaging others about it, or checking social media connections tied to the trial participants
___________________________

Once again, I think the obvious coordination in dress (wearing pink) by any of the jurors shows a complete disregard for objectivity, but also shows a coordination and communication outside of the deliberation room between jurors. Massachusetts jurors are strictly prohibited from discussing the case with each other outside of the formal deliberation room. This rule explicitly exists to prevent premature judgement.

________________________________

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 01:08 PM (dIske)

233 Hung jury doesn't mean you get to lynch the juror.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:08 PM (fcCLB)

234 One courageous Black Man against judge, jury, prosecutors and defense.
==
Starring Samuel L. Jackson


I feel like that's a movie where Jackson's entire schtick of saying "motherfucker" a lot would be extremely justified.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)

235 219 MS Now - Pulte and Blanche mortgage file. Whining commences about governmental decline and weaponization. Assholes

msnow = spaceballs: the news?

Posted by: anachronda at September 22, 2026 01:08 PM (v3pYe)

236 Didn't Avenatti get sent to prison for doing something like that?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)



I believe so. He was stealing money from all directions, I think.

Isn't he getting out soon?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

237 I firmly believe that guilty should only be an establishment of who performed the action. If you did it, you are guilty.

How competent you are should be a matter for sentencing.
Posted by: Axeman


Amen. I've said that forever. Once we get you to prison, we can get you help. But you are never walking or rolling free again.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 01:09 PM (Y+ssL)

238 Don't forget there are other lawyers in this mess.

Lindsay and Patrick are individually suing the doctors and medical companies for 'failing' to prevent Lindsay from murdering her children.

I hope they both lose and have to pay all the court costs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:10 PM (2GVsD)

239
I feel like that's a movie where Jackson's entire schtick of saying "motherfucker" a lot would be extremely justified.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)



He's the star of Taylor Sherridan's next venture, Frisco King based in Frisco, Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

240 A new step for Alice-in-Wonderland justice. Sentence jurors first--sentence accused second--verdict afterwards

Posted by: Dave at September 22, 2026 01:10 PM (sbsMc)

241 This is what is called "revolutionary justice."
Or what you get under all totalitarian regimes.

There's what the law says, with all it's noble-sounding rules and protections.

And then there's this, the "in practice:"
Where the outcome is pre-determined and they'll punish only the innocent for daring to question their preferred result.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 01:10 PM (3cUTc)

242 From my distant armchair seat in the Peanut Gallery, Clancy was NOT insane during the entire duration of her horrific act. Therefore, guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2026 01:07 PM (wVcYX)
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How do you prove that she wasn't "temporarily insane" at the time of the killings?

"Reasonable doubt" is a rough standard. It's up to the jurors to decide whether or not the prosecution proved their case within that margin.

The purpose of voir dire is to eliminate personalities that have a block to assessing what is a more or less reasonable doubt. Once they are on the jury, they have some leeway to decide whether the reasonable doubt standard was reached.

This is not perfect, but that's like a lot of the parts of our system.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

243 Has there ever been a case where a juror strangled all the shitlibs on the jury with them? Because they are driving me insane.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (+yqga)

Don't know about that but I did fatally shoot three faculty colleagues and wounded three more during a faculty meeting after I was denied tenure.

Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP! at September 22, 2026 01:11 PM (wVcYX)

244 Didn't Avenatti get sent to prison for doing something like that?
Posted by: Bulg

So did Murdaugh

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 01:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

245 He's the star of Taylor Sherridan's next venture, Frisco King based in Frisco, Texas.

Yeah, his cameo on Tulsa King was really good, and I gather that's a spin-off.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

246 Out: To Kill a Mockingbird.

In: Slowly Strangle Three Mockingbirds to Death with an Exercise Band.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 01:11 PM (Av6i5)

247 Lindsay and Patrick are individually suing the doctors and medical companies for 'failing' to prevent Lindsay from murdering her children.

I hope they both lose and have to pay all the court costs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:10 PM (2GVsD)



Being as neither one of them followed the directions provided by the doctors that she saw, it seems an easy "get the f*ck outta here" ruling by the judge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)

248 @229 Bulg, amongst other things. He got money from a settlement and strung the client along while he spent it all. Several other counts as well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 01:12 PM (taL2t)

249 Reddington needs to be taken out and flogged.

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at September 22, 2026 01:12 PM (j3Fsw)

250 How do you prove that she wasn't "temporarily insane" at the time of the killings?

"Reasonable doubt" is a rough standard. It's up to the jurors to decide whether or not the prosecution proved their case within that margin.

The purpose of voir dire is to eliminate personalities that have a block to assessing what is a more or less reasonable doubt. Once they are on the jury, they have some leeway to decide whether the reasonable doubt standard was reached.

This is not perfect, but that's like a lot of the parts of our system.
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)

But it is still better than anywhere else in the world...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 22, 2026 01:12 PM (tOcjL)

251
"The JUDGE [should've said] — we don't DO THAT. That's NOT part of our system...you DON'T go in front of the courthouse and declare a HOLY WAR on your one holdout!" 💯

‐--‐---

I was appalled at the things that the lawyer was saying about the holdout juror. Judge needs to put a stop to this

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 01:12 PM (RYmEM)

252 How do you prove that she wasn't "temporarily insane" at the time of the killings?
-------

She took a phone call from her husband during the purported murder timeline - actually she didn't answer then called him back and calmly told him what to look for at CVS.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:12 PM (XZdZ5)

253 In the remake Atticus Finch strangles Scout to protect his black client who r@ped her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:13 PM (2GVsD)

254 To be clear:

The ballot box is gone.
The jury box is gone.

But, John Cornyn et al. are more worried about phony, ginned-up charges of racism because someone dared notice that our universities don't look like America.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 01:13 PM (3cUTc)

255 Who's to say her husband didn't have a mistress on the side and so she decided to pull out of the relationship by severing all ties? Sane? Insane? Sanity laws are bullshit. Sanity laws are not for actions but commitments and care. Billy the Kid plead insanity and walked on an insanity plea? Why not?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 22, 2026 01:13 PM (5C90x)

256 Citizen Clancy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:13 PM (fcCLB)

257 She took a phone call from her husband during the purported murder timeline - actually she didn't answer then called him back and calmly told him what to look for at CVS.
Posted by: ... at September

She separated the older child so as not to cause trouble in the killing of the other 2.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (YZ0Fo)

258 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 22, 2026 01:06 PM (3cUTc)
Obviously you put a lot of thought into that. Well Done.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (LHPAg)

259 Reddington needs to be spitted, roasted, and fed to a pack of hyenas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (2GVsD)

260 The only thing she DIDN'T plan on was breaking her spine falling from the window........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

261 reddiington should be censured by the American Bar Association and lose his license...
...HAHAH, I crack myself up sometimes.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (7esJd)

262 In the movie version of the Clancy trial, we can get a holographic Brock Peters to play the lone juror.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (Av6i5)

263 Isn't he getting out soon?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)
******
He's already out of prison and they moved him to some halfway house to serve the rest of his time.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (NpAcC)

264 Amen. I've said that forever. Once we get you to prison, we can get you help. But you are never walking or rolling free again.
Posted by: rickb223

-----------

This is such a common sense approach, and I have been hearing people state it since the 70s. So I have to wonder why states don't enact it? Is it because the legal industry prefers it the other way for some reason?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 01:15 PM (qrwTk)

265 Amen. I've said that forever. Once we get you to prison, we can get you help. But you are never walking or rolling free again.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 01:09 PM (Y+ssL)
---
Retarded people are either capable of violence or not. The vast majority of the people in that class are not. So, you're actually providing for a case that you're not likely to get. And you're missing the case of a person too impaired to be controlled, so they are a walking loaded gun.

Crazy people are dangerous according to the current state of their psychosis. If they are crazy enough to commit one act of violence, again they are not controlled.

In both cases, it is likely you're dealing with somebody who does not have the ability to enjoy their liberty, and are dangers to the public, arguably.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

266 I still want to know how many abortions the female jurors have had.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (aD4fx)

Had their wombs scraped more often than lottery tickets on a bodega counter.

Posted by: Killing your children is peak femininity at September 22, 2026 01:16 PM (TbWk/)

267 Is she really hurt? Maybe she is seeking pity.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:16 PM (fcCLB)

268 In the movie version of the Clancy trial, we can get a holographic Brock Peters to play the lone juror.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 01:14 PM (Av6i5)



OOOH! With the advent of AI in movies, I'd REALLY like to see that role played by Sidney Poitier.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

269 So, anyone else doing a lot of self-editing....?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:16 PM (Sco7b)

270 The whole murder event is premeditation.

Get husband out on errand.
Lead children to basement, out of sight and sound.
Always having to tighten the exercise bands to strangle the children.
Have lucid phone conversation with husband.
Keep murdering children.

There was no insanity, just evil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:17 PM (2GVsD)

271 So I have to wonder why states don't enact it? Is it because the legal industry prefers it the other way for some reason?

Because AWFLs want violent men out of prison to bring some excitement to their cooters.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

272 So, anyone else doing a lot of self-editing....?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:16 PM (Sco7b)



Every day......IRL AND online......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:17 PM (ccf/V)

273
"What's in your wallet, motherf*cker?"

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at September 22, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

274 She took a phone call from her husband during the purported murder timeline - actually she didn't answer then called him back and calmly told him what to look for at CVS.
Posted by: ...

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Not only that, the whole act was carefully planned. It was not just a single moment. And throughout she hid her intent which is evidence enough that she knew it was wrong.

I did not pay attention to trial at all, but something is really off here -- was the prosecutor total crap?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 22, 2026 01:18 PM (qrwTk)

275 Did they cross exam about the gory details of strangling toddlers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:18 PM (fcCLB)

276 How do you prove that she wasn't "temporarily insane" at the time of the killings?

ANY pause in her actions during her so-called "psychotic break", ANY single rational action, ANY attempt to deceive or coverup, is to me, sufficient evidence that rationality was resumed, even if fleeting and temporary and later actions were also insanely irrational.

Just that little bit of non-insane moment is enough evidence for me to conclude she had the opportunity to stop the killing and that she chose not to.

I don't get many calls to serve on juries.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 22, 2026 01:18 PM (wVcYX)

277 did not pay attention to trial at all, but something is really off here -- was the prosecutor total crap?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus

She looked very much like the 3 talkative jurors.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 22, 2026 01:19 PM (YZ0Fo)

278 If somebody could authoritatively state when the burden of proof had been reached, then we wouldn't need juries.

Our jury system--guaranteed by our founders--is made for controversy and differences of opinions.

We just live in an over-sophisticated world.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:19 PM (Fi81e)

279 I did not pay attention to trial at all, but something is really off here -- was the prosecutor total crap?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Yes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 01:19 PM (rujGJ)

280 If she REALLY wanted to kill herself after savagely murdering those three beautiful children, she would've either sliced the wrists longways, or flung herself from the window head first.

She did neither of those things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

281 253 In the remake Atticus Finch strangles Scout to protect his black client who r@ped her.
Posted by: Anna Puma a


What we need is a NEW trial, this time with the lone black juror in the Defendant's box, accused of metaphorically raping Lindsay Clancy's reputation, and bombastic racist Southern lawyers pointing fingers at him accusingly, while a new jury of purple-haired white Karens sentence the uppity coon to wear Converse sneakers and a white skirt with the light falling on it at a funny angle.

Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)

282 Good afternoon Ace and everyone How the Hell can a lawyer question a juror?

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (Ia/+0)

283 What we need is a NEW trial, this time with the lone black juror in the Defendant's box, accused of metaphorically raping Lindsay Clancy's reputation, and bombastic racist Southern lawyers pointing fingers at him accusingly, while a new jury of purple-haired white Karens sentence the uppity coon to wear Converse sneakers and a white skirt with the light falling on it at a funny angle.
Posted by: zombie at September 22, 2026 01:20 PM (Av6i5)

Put the chifferobe pieces on the witness stand for an extra dose of surreality.

Posted by: And did the black man bust you up? at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/)

284 I did not pay attention to trial at all, but something is really off here -- was the prosecutor total crap?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Yes
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 01:19 PM (rujGJ)



Her and her assistant failed miserably.

The ONLY thing I can come up with is, because of the brutal nature of the murders, the DA figured it was a low profile open and shut case, so he assigned a lowly assistant to take it.

No one foresaw the media frenzy it would become and the two women assigned, Amber Heard......bigly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

285 The header out the window was her selfish attempt to make it all about her.

Mother goes crazy and kills her three children. Then she realizes what she did and commits suicide. Aaawww poor mother.

That was her plan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

286 Second story window? Are there taller buildings in her town?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (fcCLB)

287 The jurors who snuck in to back a murderer should be questioned

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2026 01:22 PM (Ia/+0)

288 The ONLY thing I can come up with is, because of the brutal nature of the murders, the DA figured it was a low profile open and shut case, so he assigned a lowly assistant to take it.

No one foresaw the media frenzy it would become and the two women assigned, Amber Heard......bigly......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

Are we sure no one foresaw the frenzy and "community organizing"?

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:22 PM (XZdZ5)

289 Did they cross exam about the gory details of strangling toddlers?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:18 PM (fcCLB)
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The most galling thing I heard is a story from the holdout: he was taking the exercise bands and crushing water bottles with them. Hopefully to illustrate the effort and violence.

One of the male jurors who flipped exclaimed "That's disgusting--those were used to kill children!!"

He was outraged at using murder weapons to crush water bottles, but willing to let the person who made them "disgusting" walk on murdering her children.

You can't tell me that a people walking away from the Weight of God can maintain a society.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

290 The header out the window was her selfish attempt to make it all about her.

Mother goes crazy and kills her three children. Then she realizes what she did and commits suicide. Aaawww poor mother.

That was her plan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

I thought one of her supposed excuses was that she was planning on killing herself and believed the kids couldn't carry on without her.....

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:24 PM (XZdZ5)

291 285 The header out the window was her selfish attempt to make it all about her.

Mother goes crazy and kills her three children. Then she realizes what she did and commits suicide. Aaawww poor mother.

That was her plan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

Yuuuuup. Hence the superficial cuts she made on herself. That was no bona fide suicide attempt, it was part of the killer's kayfabe.

Posted by: Seriously evil, like most of the jurors at September 22, 2026 01:24 PM (TbWk/)

292 That horrified them more than Lindsay using stretchy exercise bands to squeeze the life out of her three children.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:02 PM (2GVsD)

Because it forced them to acknowledge what they were trying to gloss over and ignore- that this bitch strangled three children. More it forced them to look at the fact that they were becoming accessories to a psychopath and helping this bitch get off for murdering three of her own children.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 22, 2026 01:24 PM (Y/06r)

293
Are we sure no one foresaw the frenzy and "community organizing"?
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:22 PM (XZdZ5)



I don't think anyone expected the absolute national shitfest it became, no. Now, maybe this shitheel lawyer asswipe drummed up as much media attention as he could, but being as the murders occurred 3 years ago and no one outside of the immediate area knew anything about it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:24 PM (ccf/V)

294
Moron Horde >>> Screenwriters Guild

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 01:24 PM (Y8DZL)

295 They couldn't carry on with her either.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 01:24 PM (fcCLB)

296 Nood

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 22, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b)

297 Nood MO.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 01:25 PM (gLYp7)

298 I thought one of her supposed excuses was that she was planning on killing herself and believed the kids couldn't carry on without her.....

Did she say that before or after the crimes? Afterwards, then it is mere self-justification.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:25 PM (2GVsD)

299 If she REALLY wanted to kill herself after savagely murdering those three beautiful children, she would've either sliced the wrists longways, or flung herself from the window head first.

She did neither of those things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)
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She did cut herself, and then threw herself out the window. (That's all I know.)

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:25 PM (Fi81e)

300
The slimy lawyer is already in significant legal jeopardy for embezzling funds from his clients. Maybe his monkeyshines are a strategy to improve his own situation.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 01:26 PM (dtlw7)

301 She didn't fling herself from the window, either. She supposedly dangled down from the window ledge in an attempt to lessen the blow when hitting the ground.

Her broken back wasn't part of the plan........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)

302 We're still on about this?

Frankly, I'm already tired of this Lifetime movie of the week, and I want those responsible for making it A Continuing Thing to be humanely euthanized.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 22, 2026 01:26 PM (sAnBa)

303 Clancy's attorney Kevin Reddington practices law at offices located at 1342 Belmont St Suite 203, Brockton, MA 02301.
Posted by: Crusader

The Juror's home town I believe.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (sl73Y)

304 Good afternoon Ace and everyone How the Hell can a lawyer question a juror?
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Before opening statements its called Voir Dire. After a verdict, in post trial motions it is called impeaching the jury's verdict and is generally frowned upon, at least in my state. There are specific rules about what can be done and not done. You can't rely on anything a juror says post verdict, unless it is supported by outside evidence besides juror statements, or some such nonsense like that. So the Karen's post trial interviews wouldn't count for shit in my state. That is probably why he is fishing for phone information. The phone is outside evidence beyond juror statements. If the juror texted somebody like: "I'm finding the bitch guilty even though she is nuts" it will definitely help the argument.

Posted by: A public service announcement for AWFLs at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (anL5R)

305 This is pretty much a microcosm of how a disagreement with a Progressive always goes. But, in this case it is in a formal setting with higher stakes and more tools.

Disagreement occurs. The progressive rigs the playing field, and makes their argument through intimidation and numbers with little consideration for the overall purpose of the discussion ("he couldn't get past the 3 dead children"). Progressive resorts to ad hominem attack and character assassination (again overlooking the substance of the original argument).

Progressive requires virtue superiority and platitudes from likeminded progressives, and immediately seeks a forum to complain (usually in a group to continue the "argument by numbers").

Progressive pushes for punishment towards party disagreeing with them to establish a precedent for the next one to disagree.

This is all done in a narcicistic sense of supriority and immaculate correctness.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (dIske)

306 Lifetime Movie - Brokeback Lindsay

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)

307 ---
She did cut herself, and then threw herself out the window. (That's all I know.)
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 01:25 PM (Fi81e)



She cut across, not very deep (EVERY nurse knows that suicide by wrist requires the LONG cut, not across) and attempted to slowly drop from the window. She didn't jump out. She lowered herself out, attempting to lessen the blow. Oops.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)

308 Margaret Gust-

This thing was a circus - that old defense lawyer is pathetic and the judge is no better - he should have sequestered that jury - they would have come to a conclusion much more quickly. Massachusetts is a like a big fat circus that never ends - now the governor is sending "a nurse" into the homes of newborn babies - as a result of a murder case AGAINST A NURSE WHO KILLED HER OWN 3 CHILDREN.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2026 01:28 PM (NpAcC)

309 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)

310 I bet no later than five years from now Ryan Murphy will produce a rehabilitative and hagiographic biopic series on Netflix portraying Lindsey Clancy as a misunderstood hero of feminism victimized by an uncaring patriarchal society and the medical industrial complex. Holdout juror will be race swapped and made into a wild-eyed raving caricature of a fundamentalist Christian who wants women chained to the stove.

Posted by: I'm only like 5% kidding. at September 22, 2026 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

311 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 22, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)

Anna........

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2026 01:34 PM (XZdZ5)

312 She cut across, not very deep (EVERY nurse knows that suicide by wrist requires the LONG cut, not across) and attempted to slowly drop from the window. She didn't jump out. She lowered herself out, attempting to lessen the blow. Oops.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Exactly. Otherwise there wouldn't be blood swipes on the siding.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2026 01:35 PM (Y+ssL)

313 I wear hearing aids and brought an audiologist note and was excused forever from jury service.

That said, The Boston Baby Strangler is an appropriate nickname for that beast and that lawyer should be disbarred.

Posted by: vivi at September 22, 2026 02:16 PM (7esJd)

314 The ironic part is that that sort of investigation would be inadmissible if it were aimed at Clancy.

Posted by: GWB at September 22, 2026 03:58 PM (kU0PQ)

The Morning Rant: Chris Murphy...Retard!

punk-monkey.jpg

Look up the term "Useful Idiot" in the dictionary, and it is illustrated with a photograph of Senator Chris Murphy of Connecticut.

Normally I would assume malign motives when a politician is so doctrinaire and so willing to spout the tedious and predictable progressive cant that can be summarized in a few sentences by any college sophomore, bong in hand, on a Saturday night in the dorms.

And I have no doubt that Chris Murphy is indeed an evil prick, but he is also in the running for the United States Senate Booby Prize for dumbest senator. How he plans to achieve the goal that even Cuba, China, and the UK struggle with is beyond me, but that doesn't stop him from babbling this incoherent nonsense!

Chris Murphy calls for 'regulating the internet' so people won't fall for a 'demagogue like Donald Trump'

"That's why regulating the internet so that you're spending less time alone on Instagram should be an important government project," he said. "And if people are feeling more powerful and less lonely, then they are going to be less likely to fall for a bulls--- demagogue like Donald Trump. And what I say in the book is that if you really think about the things that make you more connected and make you more powerful, they're not actually super partisan."

"...they're not actually super partisan." Obviously the transcript left off the "dude" at the end of the sentence. What exactly is Senator Retard proposing? AI monitoring of everyone's social media usage, with preprogrammed cutoffs in the event anybody reaches a predetermined number of views of right-of-center videos or reels or TikToks or whatever?

Why...Yes! That's exactly what he is proposing! And of course he and his other knuckle-dragging, booger-eating retard buddies in the Senate would pass "sensible" legislation mandating this.

That's not authoritarian...that is full-blown dictatorship, and little Chrissy of the small brain is all for it. These are the people who love FLOCK cameras and shouting down speakers on university campuses and dropping the charges against arsonists because they were "mostly peaceful" and cheering on the maniacs who saw Charlie Kirk's murder and shouted, "MORE!"

Our rights protecting us from government overreach are not negotiable, and pushing back against the constant encroachment by all government entities is a noble and necessary activity. Freedom and liberty are, by definition, messy in comparison to the locked-down society that these little Stalins crave.

As the saying goes..."The 1st Amendment is protected by the 2nd Amendment." That's not hyperbole...that is reality!

[Insert "BUY AMMO" here]

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

2 I hope we don't actually end up having to shoot our way out of socialism. The 2nd amendment does protect the 1st but let's hope we really never have to use it.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 22, 2026 11:01 AM (ilHZO)

3 Yesss!! I'll cull the otters.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

4 Otter status: Culled.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

5 2 I hope we don't actually end up having to shoot our way out of socialism. The 2nd amendment does protect the 1st but let's hope we really never have to use it.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda
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Si vis pacem, para bellum

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2026 11:03 AM (E4rtv)

6 Chris Murphy is retarded.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (2Cry5)

7 I hope we don't actually end up having to shoot our way out of socialism. The 2nd amendment does protect the 1st but let's hope we really never have to use it.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda
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Si vis pacem, para bellum



Indeed.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (ilHZO)

8 Patty Murray is always in the running for dumbest Senator, but Murphy is near the top of the list.

Posted by: Rate-A-Retard, LLC. at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (Fn+3X)

9 Si vis pacem, para .45 ACP

FIFY

Posted by: man at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (pfXMo)

10 8 Patty Murray is always in the running for dumbest Senator, but Murphy is near the top of the list.
Posted by: Rate-A-Retard, LLC. at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (Fn+3X)

Sadly, the list of candidates for dumbest senator is long and distinguished.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 11:05 AM (N39Ws)

11 Like I said over at JJs this morning...

We are at war, and our nation has become a thousand battlegrounds.

'This war will not happen on some distant battlefield, but amongst us. Amongst our homes. Our children will learn of it with their own eyes. And the innocent will die with the rest of us.'

What's coming is more The Balkans and less US Civil War.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 11:05 AM (gLYp7)

12 The last thread should be nuked.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 11:05 AM (rujGJ)

13 Who regulates the Regulators?

Posted by: Lucas, Prince Of Darkness at September 22, 2026 11:05 AM (Fn+3X)

14 10 8 Patty Murray is always in the running for dumbest Senator, but Murphy is near the top of the list.
Posted by: Rate-A-Retard, LLC. at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (Fn+3X)


Hey !

Posted by: Mazie Hirono at September 22, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

15 What's coming is more The Balkans"

So, typical human history...

Posted by: man at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (pfXMo)

16 hope we don't actually end up having to shoot our way out of socialism. The 2nd amendment does protect the 1st but let's hope we really never have to use it.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 22, 2026 11:01 AM (ilHZO)

IMHO, we're very close to passing the time when the 2nd amendment would be the most effective. If (when) they gain control again, it'll be too late.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (g8Ew8)

17 12 The last thread should be nuked.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Who peed in your Wheaties?

Posted by: Cap'n Crunch at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (Fn+3X)

18 The last thread should be nuked.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

What do you have against urinals?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (77rzZ)

19 Murphy saw the statements come out of the German Chancellors clamhatch piehole and thought yeah that seems good.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (n5tGW)

20 As the saying goes..."The 1st Amendment is protected by the 2nd Amendment." That's not hyperbole...that is reality!
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I know people like to say this...but when was the last time this actually happened--where people used the 2nd Amendment to push back against encroachments on the 1st Amendment?

It seems like the 1st Amendment is eroding a little bit at a time and no one ever seems to do anything about it other than try to tie things up in the court system.

What will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (FZ29D)

21
If by "dumb" you mean smiling and staring ahead without a word, I think you all know who the winner is...

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 11:08 AM (Y8DZL)

22 The falling barometer invigorates me for some reason. Ai knows what I'm about to type sometimes. Uncanny.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:09 AM (fcCLB)

23 From the linked article: "...Murphy discussed his book "Crisis of the Common Good," ..."

Oh. You're money laundering.

Got it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:09 AM (2Ez/1)

24 Sorry, already taken.

Posted by: Murphy's Law at September 22, 2026 11:10 AM (w9Wax)

25 What will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (FZ29D

When they kill someone for disagreeing with them.


Oh....wait.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:10 AM (CdaaV)

26 >Sadly, the list of candidates for dumbest senator is long and distinguished.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 22, 2026 11:05 AM (N39Ws)

*waves*

Posted by: Maizy Hirano at September 22, 2026 11:10 AM (GTqXr)

27 How can anyone complain about us aping our European and Russian and Chinese betters?!
/sarc

What a fascist putz.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 11:11 AM (aJQbY)

28 Anytime some water walking asshole like Chris Murphy wants to regulate or ban or censor or whatever the proper response to a so called do-gooder asshole like him is to regulate, ban and censor his ass first and see how that works.

Posted by: Carrot Bottom at September 22, 2026 11:12 AM (ALGqY)

29 Tim Kaine is a VERY dumb man. Came close to being a VERY dumb Vice President.

Posted by: Do Better, Virginia at September 22, 2026 11:12 AM (Fn+3X)

30 > What's coming is more The Balkans and less US Civil War.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
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In some respects, it's already happening.

Blue shitholes
Red enclaves

One side has clearly decided it's war while the other hasn't acknowledged it yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 11:12 AM (2Cry5)

31 BOING!

Dark times indeed!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 22, 2026 11:13 AM (y1wyK)

32 Tim Kaine is a VERY dumb man. Came close to being a VERY dumb Vice President.
Posted by: Do Better, Virginia

Hey, I'm right here.

Posted by: Joey B. at September 22, 2026 11:14 AM (tmYdE)

33 Most of the "elite" know what they are pushing is a lie.

They aren't the useful idiots. The are the manipulators.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:15 AM (N1DT3)

34 I'm so old I remember when Democrats screamed they weren't working with social media companies to censor conservatives. The literally kicked the POTUS off social media but he's the demagogue?

You really have to wonder how much of their bullshit they believe and much is them just not caring that they are lying because nobody on the left ever challenges them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 11:15 AM (viF8m)

35 There are a few true believers among the "elite" and most of them are the young ones who have been winning.

They are FAR more dangerous.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:16 AM (N1DT3)

36 Chris Murphy calls for 'regulating the internet' so people won't fall for a 'demagogue like Donald Trump'

Chancellor Merz in Germany is saying the same thing.

The internet shouldn't provide misinformation, you see, and the government will determine what is and isn't misinformation.

"Our Democracy".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 22, 2026 11:16 AM (aD4fx)

37 Mr. Murphy is also the Senator who wanted the government to arrange play dates for adults due to the dangers of loneliness. I wonder if this BS ties in somehow.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 11:16 AM (vupS9)

38 Si vis pacem, para .45 ACP

FIFY
Posted by: man at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (pfXMo)

If I'm preparing for war, I'm preparing more than a handgun, thank you.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)

39 In some respects, it's already happening.

Blue shitholes
Red enclaves


Which just lets blue shitholes govern everything statewide by having a monopoly over the biggest population centers and committing fraud to the nth degree. Separation is not a solution for the right.

Posted by: Balkanization without war is surrender at September 22, 2026 11:18 AM (5HtUQ)

40 I know people like to say this...but when was the last time this actually happened--where people used the 2nd Amendment to push back against encroachments on the 1st Amendment?

It seems like the 1st Amendment is eroding a little bit at a time and no one ever seems to do anything about it other than try to tie things up in the court system.

What will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (FZ29D)

Look up "The Battle of Athens". It has happened.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:18 AM (N1DT3)

41 I continue to suffer from what my son calls Boomer Optimism, the belief that the system can be saved. My boy maintains that it is best to accept that the old Republic is dead and to work to shape what comes after.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 11:19 AM (4NO2D)

42 Furry NCIS background check incoming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:19 AM (fcCLB)

43 Sometimes federal laws pre-empt state laws and multi-state corporations like that because it can be complicated to comply with the laws of multiple states.

While there is no one-world government that pre-empts national sovereignty (yet), if nations get together to demand corporations like instagram, meta, etc., provide "guardrails" on their products or face large fines or market exclusion, they will comply. The easiest way to comply is to make one model that is universally compliant. Voila!

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 11:19 AM (2ap+5)

44 Remember when things were messed up and the government swooped in and made it all better?

Me neither.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 22, 2026 11:19 AM (NR6c1)

45 One side has clearly decided it's war while the other hasn't acknowledged it yet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2026 11:12 AM (2Cry5)


They should be praying we don't acknowledge their dumb ass. If they keep pushing us to accept their stupid war... They will lose. They will be crying and begging on their knees for us to stop. We have homes, families, jobs, lives that we love. We don't want to risk it all because someone else wants attention. But when we are pushed hard enough.... We don't shove back. We shoot. We destroy that which seeks to destroy what we love. Push a weak man and he will fold. Push a strong one and he kills.
Tale as old as time.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (CdaaV)

46 Look up "The Battle of Athens". It has happened.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

That's the first thing that came to my mind, too.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (77rzZ)

47 14 10 8 Patty Murray is always in the running for dumbest Senator, but Murphy is near the top of the list.
Posted by: Rate-A-Retard, LLC. at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM

—————

I wish Tailhook would have never happened.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (A6RcJ)

48 Tim Kaine is a VERY dumb man. Came close to being a VERY dumb Vice President.
Posted by: Do Better, Virginia at September 22, 2026 11:12 AM (Fn+3X)

Sadly, the dumbest seems to be a competition, because we've been getting worse and worse since 1980.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (N1DT3)

49 ----
I know people like to say this...but when was the last time this actually happened--where people used the 2nd Amendment to push back against encroachments on the 1st Amendment?

It seems like the 1st Amendment is eroding a little bit at a time and no one ever seems to do anything about it other than try to tie things up in the court system.

What will be the straw that breaks the camel's back?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 11:07 AM (FZ29D)

The 2nd protects the 1st but if that line is crossed no one knows where it will end up. But the capacity is there.

Unlike in Canada where people are realizing too late that the Canadian Charter of Privileges is worthless and there is little recourse left to the people.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (vupS9)

50 We're from the Government and we're here to help.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (fcCLB)

51 Sadly, the dumbest seems to be a competition, because we've been getting worse and worse since 1980.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (N1DT3)

(And I only stopped there because my offhand, personal knowledge doesn't go back before that.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:21 AM (N1DT3)

52 Not to self-promote(much), but over at my site, there is a young lady by the name of Emily who is teaching pioneer school children the Enumerated Powers and the Bill of Rights.
She just finished up several posts about the 2d Amendment.
And when she is not in 1888, she spends some time in swimsuits.

Posted by: RI Red at September 22, 2026 11:21 AM (20TOz)

53 You to chicken to post links?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:22 AM (fcCLB)

54 My boy maintains that it is best to accept that the old Republic is dead and to work to shape what comes after.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Dates of deaths: 1861, 1912, 1933, 1965, 2008.

Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 11:22 AM (Y8DZL)

55 much is them just not caring that they are lying because nobody has ever challenged them"

Fixed...

Posted by: man at September 22, 2026 11:23 AM (pfXMo)

56 Tale as old as time.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:20 AM (CdaaV)

Nobody fights as hard as the man who just wanted to be left alone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 11:23 AM (gLYp7)

57 Nobody fights as hard as the man who just wanted to be left alone.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 22, 2026 11:23 AM (gLYp7)


Marvin Heemeyer nods.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 11:24 AM (2ap+5)

58 I wish Tailhook would have never happened."

The proper response to the activists should have been "bite me".

Or similar

Posted by: man at September 22, 2026 11:24 AM (pfXMo)

59 >>I continue to suffer from what my son calls Boomer Optimism, the belief that the system can be saved. My boy maintains that it is best to accept that the old Republic is dead and to work to shape what comes after.

Eh, we did have a civil war in this country and came back from that. Seems like that was a bit more partisan given the hundreds of thousands of deaths.

We've been on this path with the left infiltrating all walks of life both in and out of the government for a long time and only recently starting really fighting back. I'm not ready to give up on the republic just yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m)

60 Test

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 11:25 AM (ZxPkt)

61 We will know how it turns out depending on whether the New Dollar has Reagan or Obama on it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 11:27 AM (4NO2D)

62 I have the flu. 0/10. Would not recommend.

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2026 11:27 AM (ZdaMQ)

63 Chris Murphy makes Mazie Hirono sound smart.

Posted by: Roy at September 22, 2026 11:28 AM (qwype)

64 Oh Piper, hope you feel better soon!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:28 AM (CdaaV)

65 I have the flu. 0/10. Would not recommend.
Posted by: Piper

Dead people get the flu?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)

66 My boy maintains that it is best to accept that the old Republic is dead and to work to shape what comes after.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Dates of deaths: 1861, 1912, 1933, 1965, 2008.
Posted by: Auspex at September 22, 2026 11:22 AM (Y8DZL)

An explosion of laws and regulations suggests a people no longer capable of governing themselves. (Or, not allowed to.)

In 1850, a congressional district had less than 100,000 people. Today it's over 700,000. That a MASSIVE loss of representation.

I don't care if it makes congress unworkable (that would be a benefit, actually), we need to increase the size of the house to over 2,000.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

67 Ha, ha, ha! You're rocking and rolling on this 1st day of Fall.

Against ICE, for the former Bipartisan Border Bill, called the U.S. Supreme Court "politicians" after the overturn of Roe v. Wade.

Murphy is gutless in 'Democrat' theaters, a male equivalent of an AWFL on the streets. While he dodges labels & not quite endorses democratic socialism, he also argues the party should focus on "common good capitalism," (Like Vietnam's?) addressing economic grievances through higher minimum wages and strong unions—rather than relying on defensive incrementalism.

NY Post, 'MS NOW’s Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski blast Sen. Chris Murphy for not denouncing Mamdani-backed NYC radical' June 2026.

What's worse, there are many more like him.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 11:29 AM (NFX2v)

68 I had a horrible cold and flu a couple of weeks ago. Inflamed tonsils and fluid in the lungs. Yeech.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:29 AM (fcCLB)

69 62 I have the flu. 0/10. Would not recommend.
Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2026 11:27 AM (ZdaMQ)


M wife is not feeling well either. Is it unacceptable to hope this bug doesn't affect men?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 11:29 AM (2ap+5)

70 "...if you really think about the things that make you more connected and make you more powerful, they're not actually super partisan."
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Oh, they SHOULDN'T be "super partisan", but they in fact are because the left has abandoned any embrace of individual rights, the family, the church, and free enterprise.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 11:29 AM (TN0g+)

71 Chicken soup.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)

72 I have the flu. 0/10. Would not recommend.
Posted by: Piper

Dead people get the flu?
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)

They catch it at polling stations.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:30 AM (N1DT3)

73 https://katnapfever.com/

If it isn’t under my nic.

Posted by: RI Red at September 22, 2026 11:30 AM (20TOz)

74 Chris Murphy makes Mazie Hirono sound smart.
-----

Let's not go crazy here.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 11:30 AM (TN0g+)

75 I wonder if an incoming real ID will be enough.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:31 AM (fcCLB)

76 And I have no doubt that Chris Murphy is indeed an evil prick, but he is also in the running for the United States Senate Booby Prize for dumbest senator.
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I don't think Mazie will give up the crown.

And he's got Booker in the running. There is stiff competition for the dumbest Senator. And I'm not even including the odoriferous Schiff.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:31 AM (Fi81e)

77 On my phone. Sorry. This high tech sh*t.

Posted by: RI Red at September 22, 2026 11:32 AM (20TOz)

78 2 I hope we don't actually end up having to shoot our way out of socialism. The 2nd amendment does protect the 1st but let's hope we really never have to use it.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda

Nah. It just keeps wrapping around like a boa.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 11:32 AM (NFX2v)

79 Remember when things were messed up and the government swooped in and made it all better?
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I have post-Helene stories of dealing with FEMA that you would not believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 11:32 AM (XeU6L)

80 Murphy discussed his book "Crisis of the Common Good,"
----

Cuz what we all needed was a lecture from a retard on the common good.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 11:32 AM (TN0g+)

81 Chicken soup.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)
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Teach him to cross that road!

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:32 AM (Fi81e)

82 Thnx.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:33 AM (fcCLB)

83 https://katnapfever.com/

If it isn’t under my nic.
Posted by: RI Red

Purple hair and no pronounced hooterage in those swimsuit pics.

She should stick with the 19th-century schoolmarm look.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:33 AM (77rzZ)

84 64 Oh Piper, hope you feel better soon!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September

Thank you. I rarely get sick. Hope this is short lived.

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2026 11:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

85 81 Chicken soup.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:29 AM
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Teach him to cross that road!
Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:32 AM

To get to Piper.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:33 AM (2Ez/1)

86 41 I continue to suffer from what my son calls Boomer Optimism, the belief that the system can be saved. My boy maintains that it is best to accept that the old Republic is dead and to work to shape what comes after.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 11:19 AM (4NO2D)

Then he has submitted. Sad.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 11:34 AM (g8Ew8)

87 The militia consisted of ESD as we used to say in the Army.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:34 AM (fcCLB)

88 "That's why regulating the internet so that you're spending less time alone on Instagram should be an important government project," he said.
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Don't know how you're going to do that since "Congress shall make no law".

Another un-Constitutional independent regulatory agency?!

That would still be Congress passing a law.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:34 AM (Fi81e)

89 Chicken soup.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

And ginger ale. Nothing's better than ginger ale when you have a cold.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:35 AM (77rzZ)

90 Bernie has an AI consumer protection bill that actually gives a MONOPOLY to Tech Oligarchs.

Because he hates him some Oligarchy. For $ure!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 22, 2026 11:35 AM (0HXsR)

91 Little House on the Prairie fashion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:36 AM (fcCLB)

92 Here in my part of Indiana, we had unbearable heat and humidity for weeks. Last week the high temps were 94° for 4 days in a row.

Yesterday the temp didn't get above70° and today it is currently 60° and cloudy with a sturdy breeze.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:36 AM (CdaaV)

93 And Trump's the fascist one, supposedly. OK.

88 - since when has what the Constitution says ever stopped a politician from passing a illegal law? They don't care. Except for power, I mean.

Posted by: Gaff at September 22, 2026 11:36 AM (EqzMw)

94 M wife is not feeling well either. Is it unacceptable to hope this bug doesn't affect men?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026

Pretty sure J gave it to me. But I hope you get spared!

Posted by: Piper at September 22, 2026 11:37 AM (ZdaMQ)

95 More rain tonight.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:38 AM (fcCLB)

96 Remember when social media was completely ok, like when the Democrats would dictate who platforms need to remove?

Before a person with any conservative leanings bought a social media company?

You can start by banning Tiktok, though.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:38 AM (Fi81e)

97 Deleting Tik Tok is the first thing I do on a new Samsung.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:39 AM (fcCLB)

98 Murphy discussed his book "Crisis of the Common Good,"
----

Cuz what we all needed was a lecture from a retard on the common good.
Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 11:32 AM (TN0g+)

That's the expression, "common good", that was used the most in Atlas Shrugged. It's actually a brilliant two-word communist manifesto.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 11:39 AM (g8Ew8)

99 It's cold. Time to plant grass and carve pumpkins.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 11:40 AM (2ap+5)

100 And Trump's the fascist one, supposedly. OK.

88 - since when has what the Constitution says ever stopped a politician from passing a illegal law? They don't care. Except for power, I mean.
Posted by: Gaff at September 22, 2026 11:36 AM (EqzMw)
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Nope. As much as I hate all the campaign commercials, the "good idea" that was McCain-Feingold, was still a law Congress wasn't supposed to make. But that was rightly depowered by the Citizens United decision.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:40 AM (Fi81e)

101 ...he also argues the party should focus on "common good capitalism,"...addressing economic grievances through higher minimum wages and strong unions...
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Higher minimum wages reduce employment and unions cause prices for affected products and services to rise.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 11:41 AM (TN0g+)

102 We've been on this path with the left infiltrating all walks of life both in and out of the government for a long time and only recently starting really fighting back. I'm not ready to give up on the republic just yet.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I will again plug the book, 'A Conservative History of the American Left'. It's a real eye-opener, well documented. Here's a hardback copy on Ebay, $4.96, free shipping. https://shorturl.at/QTyVh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 11:41 AM (XeU6L)

103 The White House needs a bouncer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:41 AM (fcCLB)

104 Unions suck and the real minimum wage is $0.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:42 AM (CdaaV)

105 I'm so old I remember when you were supposed to wear a mask for the "common good."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 22, 2026 11:42 AM (2Ez/1)

106 That's the expression, "common good", that was used the most in Atlas Shrugged. It's actually a brilliant two-word communist manifesto.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 11:39 AM (g8Ew
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It's also a principle of non-heredity authoritarian structures of government, i.e., representative authoritarianism, whose most popular form is fascism.

That's why the government is given all power and decisions, to promote what the government has determined is the primary common good.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:42 AM (Fi81e)

107 If only they had had paper masks in 1919.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:43 AM (fcCLB)

108 So Murphy is dumb and Kale makes you sick. Learned a lot today!

Posted by: Knowledge is Good! at September 22, 2026 11:43 AM (Fn+3X)

109 The state is showing its a**. Spengler thought the Faustian West would last until about 2100, but he did not take into account American impatience.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 11:44 AM (2ap+5)

110 Bob Ross on the Create channel now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 11:44 AM (rujGJ)

111 I wonder if an incoming real ID will be enough.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:31 AM (fcCLB)


Real ID is only as good as the honesty, and effort, of the people issuing them, which is to say, zero.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 11:44 AM (ExV1e)

112 Now the trees.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 11:45 AM (rujGJ)

113 Trying to get an NCIS III background check.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:45 AM (fcCLB)

114 I will again plug the book, 'A Conservative History of the American Left'. It's a real eye-opener, well documented. Here's a hardback copy on Ebay, $4.96, free shipping.

https://shorturl.at/QTyVh
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 22, 2026 11:41 AM (XeU6L)
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Absolute recommend. Been plugging that for at least a decade, when I thought of it. Love that book. Flynn does good work.

If you don't know who Robert Owen is, you don't know a lot about the history of the American left. Marx adopted Owen's "socialism" as his theory of progress, and Marx's "communism" refers to Owen's communes (it ain't fuckin' Bolshevism, or the "Dictatorship (In the Name) of the Proletariat".)

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:46 AM (Fi81e)

115 Now the trees.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 11:45 AM (rujGJ)

Are they the happy little ones or the almighty ones?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:47 AM (CdaaV)

116 I straining to understand how Trump is demagogue at any level of analysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:47 AM (XV/Pl)

117 Trying to get an NCIS III background check.
Posted by: Boss Moss

YYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Posted by: Roger Daltrey at September 22, 2026 11:47 AM (rujGJ)

118 >>>The White House needs a bouncer.
~~~~~

I'm right here.

Posted by: Little Marco at September 22, 2026 11:48 AM (3ImbR)

119 Anyone watch Trump's UN speech?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:48 AM (77rzZ)

120 Are they the happy little ones or the almighty ones?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Almighty. Looks like ponderosa pines.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 11:48 AM (rujGJ)

121

Remember during Covid

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern once said, "We will continue to be your single source of truth," and that, "Unless you hear it from us, it is not the truth."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 11:49 AM (Cqx++)

122 No. Is it good? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:49 AM (fcCLB)

123 I straining to understand how Trump is demagogue at any level of analysis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:47 AM (XV/Pl)

If he actually wanted to be one, he'd be the best.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (g8Ew8)

124 OT - I did not realize that Todd Beamer's family ( The "let's roll" guy was originally from Flint, MI. His father did an ad against Al- Sayed. Powerful ad. "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/ycycf23x

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (JrHfD)

125 I straining to understand how Trump is demagogue at any level of analysis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:47 AM (XV/Pl)
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It's because Trump appeals to a broad range of people, and they have to find some bad word that suggests that he should not be doing that.... because he works against their will.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (Fi81e)

126 >>>Trying to get an NCIS III background check.
~~~~~

Gimme a call. I can probably help.

Posted by: Mark Harmon at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (3ImbR)

127 New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern once said, "We will continue to be your single source of truth," and that, "Unless you hear it from us, it is not the truth."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 11:49 AM (Cqx++)


But please do nothing till you hear from me
And you never will.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (2ap+5)

128 Sigh.

My company just cut 25% of its US based workforce and 100% of its UK.

All getting shipped off to India.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (WYStd)

129 I straining to understand how Trump is demagogue at any level of analysis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:47 AM (XV/Pl)

If he actually wanted to be one, he'd be the best.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (g8Ew
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World class, just the best, some people say: better than Hitler. They do. Can you imagine that? Better than Hitler. That's something.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 11:51 AM (Fi81e)

130 There's a cabin now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 22, 2026 11:51 AM (rujGJ)

131 Paul in India is going to be busy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:52 AM (fcCLB)

132 Posted by: Mark Harmon at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (3ImbR)

----------------

Loved you in Summer School

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 22, 2026 11:53 AM (2UnvF)

133 While there is no one-world government that pre-empts national sovereignty (yet), if nations get together to demand corporations like instagram, meta, etc., provide "guardrails" on their products or face large fines or market exclusion, they will comply. The easiest way to comply is to make one model that is universally compliant. Voila!
Posted by: Oglebay


You mean like how California's emissions laws define how Ford builds cars for every state?

That'll never happen.

/s

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 11:54 AM (VHUov)

134 Hubbymayhem and I are going to D.C. for a few days next month. We will be wandering the National Mall.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 11:54 AM (CdaaV)

135 >>New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern once said, "We will continue to be your single source of truth," and that, "Unless you hear it from us, it is not the truth."

And then she and her whole family moved to Australia.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)

136 I straining to understand how Trump is demagogue at any level of analysis.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 11:47 AM (XV/Pl)

Because, unlike most of our fake politicians, he knows how to talk to the average American. He connects with people in a very effective manner. Best presidential communicator since Reagan.

And our fake and gay political class hates him for it. Thus, "demagogue."

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)

137 They should build all California cars in California.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:55 AM (fcCLB)

138 Before I escaped the shithole that is Connecticut, Murphy and Da Nang Dick Blumenthal were my Senators. A dumber and more moronic pair of idiots have never existed. Just listening to them speak will erode your IQ by at least 15 points.

Posted by: USMCMGB at September 22, 2026 11:56 AM (PyMCh)

139 https://tinyurl.com/ycycf23x
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (JrHfD)

And the "Legal Insurrection" site in the comments has a transcript of Todd Beamer's call to the operator. They were heroes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 11:56 AM (JrHfD)

140 Crikey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 11:56 AM (fcCLB)

141 Jucinda Adern did such a great job as prime minister of New Zealand that she has moved to Australia.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 11:56 AM (2ap+5)

142 207. If only they had had paper masks in 1919.

If only we did.

During the 1918 Spanish Flu, cities like San Francisco, Seattle, and Portland enacted strict ordinances requiring citizens to wear gauze or cheesecloth face coverings in public, with violators facing fines or imprisonment.

NY Times, The Mask Slackers of 1918
Pfizer, Flashback: Spanish Flu Mask

They knew, they always knew. Yet we were told to make our own masks for how long? Allegedly, the recommendation to make homemade cloth masks in 2020 was a direct result of unprecedented global supply chain failures and a critical shortage of medical-grade Personal Protective Equipment (PPE). Hmm.

But not for control & obedience training?

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 11:56 AM (NFX2v)

143 That's not authoritarian...that is full-blown dictatorship

Dictators have to be dicks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 11:56 AM (l3cgK)

144 Hubbymayhem and I are going to D.C. for a few days next month. We will be wandering the National Mall.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


Cool.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)

145 144 Hubbymayhem and I are going to D.C. for a few days next month. We will be wandering the National Mall.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


Cool.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)

I seem to remember one Senator Harry Reid had some rather pungent words about that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 11:58 AM (l3cgK)

146
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 22, 2026 11:58 AM (y9nCu)

147 143 That's not authoritarian...that is full-blown dictatorship

Dictators have to be dicks...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 11:56 AM (l3cgK)

With the brains of taters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 11:59 AM (l3cgK)

148 Demagoguery has long been a staple of the Dems. As usual, they accuse others of doing what they themselves are.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 11:59 AM (HDKvF)

149 148 Demagoguery has long been a staple of the Dems. As usual, they accuse others of doing what they themselves are.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 11:59 AM (HDKvF)

Gog.
Magog.
Demagogue.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 12:00 PM (l3cgK)

150 Was that Biden speech in front of Independence Hall, bathed in red, demagoguery or elder statesmanship in defense of democracy by any means necessary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (X57hR)

151 I'm cold. My hip hurts like hell. I'm gonna skip the house cleaning an just go have a hot shower and put on something warm cozy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (CdaaV)

152 Was that Biden speech in front of Independence Hall, bathed in red, demagoguery or elder statesmanship in defense of democracy by any means necessary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM


It was brilliant rhetorical skill, peon!

- The Media

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (P6lWH)

153 150 Was that Biden speech in front of Independence Hall, bathed in red, demagoguery or elder statesmanship in defense of democracy by any means necessary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (X57hR)

Authoritarianism is the best way to save Democracy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (l3cgK)

154 152 Was that Biden speech in front of Independence Hall, bathed in red, demagoguery or elder statesmanship in defense of democracy by any means necessary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM

It was brilliant rhetorical skill, peon!

- The Media

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (P6lWH)

=====

Hard to tell The Media from Bill Kristol these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:02 PM (X57hR)

155 Posted by: Mark Harmon at September 22, 2026 11:50 AM (3ImbR)

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Loved you in Summer School
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Yeah, under-rated for sure. About that same time wasn't there some movie about a driving school that had some great moments?

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (TN0g+)

156 69 degree high today. 56 degree low tonight. Free air conditioning.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (fcCLB)

157 153 150 Was that Biden speech in front of Independence Hall, bathed in red, demagoguery or elder statesmanship in defense of democracy by any means necessary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (X57hR)

Authoritarianism is the best way to save Democracy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (l3cgK)

========

The only way for democracy to work is to give full power of information and entrance into the legal, financial, and political system to a powerful elite who cannot be questioned by the people who make up democracy.

It's science.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (X57hR)

158 Hard to tell The Media from Bill Kristol these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:02 PM


The Venn Diagram of their respective views would be a circle. With a puckered circumference...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (P6lWH)

159 As somewhat of a Searcher, why does the Orthodox Church insist on iconography? Why take chances? I just don't understand why icons were worth fighting for.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (2ap+5)

160 If only they had had paper masks in 1919.

If only we did.

During the 1918 Spanish Flu, cities like San Francisco, Seattle, and Portland enacted strict ordinances requiring citizens to wear gauze or cheesecloth face coverings in public, with violators facing fines or imprisonment.

NY Times, The Mask Slackers of 1918
_________

They probably would have been more attuned to masks in 1919, what with all troops returning from gas warfare, and the news around it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 22, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

161 38 Si vis pacem, para .45 ACP

FIFY
Posted by: man at September 22, 2026 11:04 AM (pfXMo)

If I'm preparing for war, I'm preparing more than a handgun, thank you.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:17 AM (N1DT3)

What's a Tommy gun, chopped liver?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 22, 2026 12:05 PM (lfNXu)

162 Was that Biden speech in front of Independence Hall, bathed in red, demagoguery or elder statesmanship in defense of democracy by any means necessary?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:01 PM (X57hR)
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Ah, the warnings against national enemies and threats was classic.

It's part of the gaslighting that the Dems did fascism so much better than the "right" ever did.

But it's only on the right.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 12:06 PM (Fi81e)

163 I just don't understand why icons were worth fighting for.
Posted by: Oglebay

The Iconoclasm controversy in Byzantium was way overblown, and largely the creation of the iconodules (those who venerated icons).

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)

164 161
What's a Tommy gun, chopped liver?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 22, 2026 12:05 PM (lfNXu)

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"Terrible at chopping liver. It didn't chop. It obliterated. 0/5 stars. Would not recommend."
-Amazon review

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:06 PM (X57hR)

165 Who's face with be one the $250 Federal Reserve Note?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 22, 2026 12:06 PM (36x1j)

166 That's not 'RETARD', Ace. That's "he knows full well what he's saying, how he's saying it, to whom it's addressed, and it was delivered as intended".

No 'Retard' there and we should stop pretending so.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at September 22, 2026 12:07 PM (V87Oy)

167
The Iconoclasm controversy in Byzantium was way overblown, and largely the creation of the iconodules (those who venerated icons).
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)


I really want to like the Orthodox, but the icon issue is a bridge too far, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 12:07 PM (2ap+5)

168 The only way for democracy to work is to give full power of information and entrance into the legal, financial, and political system to a powerful elite who cannot be questioned by the people who make up democracy.

It's science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (X57hR)
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Anyone spreading the idea that this is not the best idea is dangerous. They are the very threat to our happiness under the benefits of such a system.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 12:07 PM (Fi81e)

169 "Who's face with be one the $250 Federal Reserve Note?"

I vote for Punk Monkey!

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2026 12:08 PM (HDKvF)

170 166 That's not 'RETARD', Ace. That's "he knows full well what he's saying, how he's saying it, to whom it's addressed, and it was delivered as intended".

No 'Retard' there and we should stop pretending so.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at September 22, 2026 12:07 PM (V87Oy)

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Saying ace wrote the post is retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:08 PM (X57hR)

171 Most of the "elite" know what they are pushing is a lie.

They aren't the useful idiots. The are the manipulators
==
Of course they are manipulators.

Someone pointed out the obvious stupidity of the democratic ticket - Joe Biden - so obviously incompetent he had to withdraw. Then replaced by Kamela Harris and Tim What's his name. Complete drooling idiots.

There's no "there" there. The game is completely obvious.

Posted by: For the edification of the distaff crowd at September 22, 2026 12:08 PM (anL5R)

172 Greenland Backs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:08 PM (fcCLB)

173 168 The only way for democracy to work is to give full power of information and entrance into the legal, financial, and political system to a powerful elite who cannot be questioned by the people who make up democracy.

It's science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (X57hR)
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Anyone spreading the idea that this is not the best idea is dangerous. They are the very threat to our happiness under the benefits of such a system.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 12:07 PM (Fi81e)

=========

Gulags for everyone!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:08 PM (X57hR)

174 159 As somewhat of a Searcher, why does the Orthodox Church insist on iconography? Why take chances? I just don't understand why icons were worth fighting for.
Posted by: Oglebay

Every church is now apostate. The church age is over.

Posted by: Come Out Of Her, My People at September 22, 2026 12:09 PM (Fn+3X)

175 Thx CBD
Connecticut has Murphy and Blumenthal
Massachusetts has Markey and Warren
NY has Schumer and Gillibrand.
Any surprise those states are effed?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2026 12:09 PM (taL2t)

176 Shoulda gone with $500.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:09 PM (fcCLB)

177 I really want to like the Orthodox, but the icon issue is a bridge too far, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Oglebay

There was a period when I was really into Russian icons, as artistic works. As a lifelong Protestant, I don't endow them with any religious significance, but they can be very beautiful as art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:09 PM (77rzZ)

178 The Orthodox Church seems rather unorthodox.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 22, 2026 12:11 PM (fcCLB)

179 Then he has submitted. Sad.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 22, 2026 11:34 AM


We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 12:11 PM (4NO2D)

180 What's a Tommy gun, chopped liver?
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at September 22, 2026 12:05 PM (lfNXu)

Compared to a battle rifle? Yes.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:12 PM (N1DT3)

181 Defenestratus, best wishes that you find something faster than me!

In six months the India shop that picks up the jobs will probably be subcontracting back to the US... at half the rate you were getting paid.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 12:12 PM (aJQbY)

182 Reuters: "As Resistance Mounts, Trump Turns to a Familiar Shield: National Security!"

Resistance to what, Reuters? America?

This is what the US press has dissolved into at last, an insurrection cheerleader in childish defiance to America and all things American.

Posted by: Does anyone concur with Boswell? at September 22, 2026 12:14 PM (NTVPI)

183 Reportedly, Philly socialists ("working families") have prepared a 40 page affordability study and are looking for Mamdani markets to be established.

City unions are also planning for higher salaries and benefits - 10% - in just a year!

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 12:14 PM (NFX2v)

184 The only way for democracy to work is to give full power of information and entrance into the legal, financial, and political system to a powerful elite who cannot be questioned by the people who make up democracy.

It's science.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:03 PM (X57hR)
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Anyone spreading the idea that this is not the best idea is dangerous. They are the very threat to our happiness under the benefits of such a system.

Posted by: Axeman at September 22, 2026 12:07 PM (Fi81e)

=========

Gulags for everyone!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 22, 2026 12:08 PM (X57hR)

Trump's biggest sin is that he has increased the welfare of the working class who have seen nothing but stagnation for 50 years.

They are supposed to suffer while the elites suck all the benefits they can!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 12:15 PM (N1DT3)

185 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)

186 Morning, CBD and Horde. I am alive and well, but my ISP has shit the bed. They just up and decommissioned the 4G tower that I had been using for years. With no advance warning. At. All.

I am in a local cafe, using their wifi. Just spoke with a neighbor, and he had exactly the same experience. "Oh, we sent you an email, two months ago, but it bounced back. Within their OWN FUCKING SYSTEM.

I am going to be looking at Starlink. And my email will be closed down in a few days. That I have used for years and years. I'm going to have to get a new primary email address, and then notify everybody on my contact list.

Fuckety, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (ElWmm)

187 Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (4NO2D)

188 There was a period when I was really into Russian icons, as artistic works. As a lifelong Protestant, I don't endow them with any religious significance, but they can be very beautiful as art.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2026 12:09 PM (77rzZ)


Yes, I think this is correct. They are beautiful, and can focus the mind on the good. But as lovely as they are, it seem silly to me to fight over them. Is the second commandment absolute? Why would I find icons so important that I would place a bet on this?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 22, 2026 12:16 PM (2ap+5)

189 Ogle at. I am not familiar with the "fighting for icons " as in war, but here is an interesting article on their importance of icons from an Eastern Orthodox site:

https://tinyurl.com/yjkrcdpy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 12:20 PM (JrHfD)

190 189. Sorry about the typo on your handle, Oglebay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (JrHfD)

191 160. They probably would have been more attuned to masks in 1919, what with all troops returning from gas warfare, and the news around it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Indeed.

When the flu hit, cities like San Francisco applied this wartime mentality to public health, labeling people who refused to wear gauze masks as "mask slackers."
In late 1918, compliance was incredibly high due to this lingering wartime discipline.

By 1919, "pandemic fatigue" had set in. Once the armistice was signed, the public's willingness to tolerate restrictions plummeted, leading to the rise of groups like the Anti-Mask League.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 22, 2026 12:21 PM (NFX2v)

192 I don't care if it makes congress unworkable (that would be a benefit, actually), we need to increase the size of the house to over 2,000.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 22, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

Only if the Capitol is not expanded to accommodate 2000 reps. The UK House of Commons, for instance, cannot seat all 650 members at once.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 22, 2026 02:35 PM (vupS9)

193 Without Murphy's tie or no tie and beard, stubble, or shaved visual clues I don't know how seriously the PR girlfriend expects me to take this.

Posted by: BenMSYS at September 22, 2026 03:02 PM (Yo9jg)

194 Jesus CBD, stop with the bullshit about Flock cameras being leftist. It is normal businesses doing what they can to fight crime in stupid states like my state of WA that have stopped enforcing shoplifting on the grounds that, since the criminals are disproportionately black, enforcing the law is "racist." People who attack these cameras need to go to jail.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at September 22, 2026 05:46 PM (aoNZT)

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