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Heade thunderstorm1.jpg


Approaching Thunder Storm

Martin Johnson Heade

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Dog

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

3 Probably should get inside. Avoid the lightning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (U2OZr)

4 The Black Sea?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (BHrzb)

5 Meh. I love the subject, but the execution isn’t there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (XWuHt)

6 Sailboats are nice, but girls are better.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (s0JqF)

7 Doggo, ergo art.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (kgE5c)

8 MET

Title:
Approaching Thunder Storm
Artist:
Martin Johnson Heade (1819–1904)
Date:
1859
Culture:
American
Medium:
Oil on canvas
Dimensions:
28 x 44in. (71.1 x 111.8cm)
Framed: 42 1/2 × 58 3/8 × 5 in. (108 × 148.3 × 12.7 cm)

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

9 WTF is the white thing on the rock?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (pLaQB)

10 That boat is just leaving for a three hour tour. Back in a jiffy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

11 Alternate title:

"Fortunately, the dude's butt has pants on it this time"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2026 09:33 AM (iJfKG)

12 No bare asses, so that's a plus!

Posted by: Art Cretin at January 20, 2026 09:33 AM (oftw2)

13 ...the execution isn’t there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (XWuHt)


Click on the graphic. The larger version is better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2026 09:33 AM (n9ltV)

14 Clearly, a drug deal will go down unless Trump blows the boat out of the water.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 20, 2026 09:34 AM (pLaQB)

15 No boobs, but still nice.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

16 I like. Not every day is sunny.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 20, 2026 09:34 AM (DgMqy)

17 Well, it's appropriate to the times.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 09:34 AM (L/fGl)

18 Nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2026 09:34 AM (viF8m)

19 9 WTF is the white thing on the rock?
Posted by: pudinhead at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (pLaQB)
______
A sail. You can tell if you embiggen. What I don't know is what the little white dot is, that the dog is looking at.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 09:35 AM (s0JqF)

20 Nice little doggeh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:35 AM (XR7sA)

21 Great composition but the colors suck.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 09:35 AM (KDPiq)

22 Posture of the sitter suggests that he has no F's to give about the approaching thunderstorm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2026 09:36 AM (kgE5c)

23 Click on the graphic. The larger version is better.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yes. Much better.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

24 Wiki-

The painting is in the collection of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. It is praised for its dramatic depiction of the threatening mood of blackening skies and eerily illuminated terrain prior to the storm itself. The painting has been connected to mounting tensions before the Civil War, which were often expressed in terms of natural imagery

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

25 The sky was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 20, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

26 I really like this painting but I'm a nerd for thunderstorms too.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 20, 2026 09:36 AM (h/O4U)

27 Sittin' on the log of the bay...

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2026 09:36 AM (qwype)

28 19 It’s a guy in a rowboat.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:36 AM (77rzZ)

29 Some more prominent Happy Trees could improve this immensely.

Posted by: Bob Ross 'Fro at January 20, 2026 09:37 AM (oftw2)

30 This must be Salt Lake.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 20, 2026 09:37 AM (pLaQB)

31 Oooooh, I love the way he colored the grass! I've often wondered if the way the grass almost glows right before a storm could be captured in art.

Posted by: pookysgirl lives in Tornado Alley at January 20, 2026 09:37 AM (Wt5PA)

32 Embiggen it and you can see more detail.. The guy in the rowboat needs to get off the water

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:38 AM (VE6XX)

33 Someone's about to conveniently lose all of his guns in a canoeing accident.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:38 AM (6Uni8)

34 A sail. You can tell if you embiggen. What I don't know is what the little white dot is, that the dog is looking at.
Posted by: Eeyore

Someone rowing ashore.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2026 09:38 AM (lJ0H4)

35 Gloomy. That lightning strike would be my sign to seek shelter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 09:38 AM (oT7pT)

36 Larger paintings, like this one, are more intriguing to me when I see them in person. It's hard to capture the flavor of a painting with only a laptop sized screen. Happily, museums exist!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:38 AM (XR7sA)

37 That sailboat has a big old lightning rod sticking up.

Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2026 09:39 AM (98kQX)

38 Beware of the narwhal hiding behind the rock. It could be a redheaded mermaid in disguise waiting to snatch your soul.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2026 09:39 AM (qwype)

39 Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:38 AM (XR7sA)

This is true

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 09:39 AM (KDPiq)

40 6 Sailboats are nice, but girls are better.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM


Yacht girls on sailboats are even better.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

41 Anyone else ever walk in Thunder Snow? Only once here, but it was dramatic.

Posted by: Donnerwetter! at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

42 There is a figure of someone on the sailboat. I bet he's worries about being caught on the water next to an upright mast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (XR7sA)

43 Much better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (IhIKR)

44 That looks like Blue Mesa Reservoir as seen the U.S. 50 looking north from the Lake Fork branch inlet. The sailboat is probably headed west toward the marina that's next to the dam. Below that is the Black Canyon of the Gunnison, a marvel of nature that rivals Arizona's Grand Canyon in many aspects.

Posted by: muldoon at January 20, 2026 09:41 AM (/iMjX)

45 I've seen days like this.

Nice painting. I would hang it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:41 AM (ufSfZ)

46
Dog, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 09:42 AM (tgvbd)

47 Hey. Lighten up. They were having a sale on black paint and I overbought.

Posted by: Martin Johnson Heade at January 20, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

48 Approaching Thunder Storm is one of the earliest works in a small series of coastal storm subjects painted by Heade. Here, the artist has depicted Narragansett Bay, Rhode Island, looking toward Rocky Point from Prudence Island, basing the scene on a sketch of an approaching storm he witnessed around 1858.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:43 AM (gbOdA)

49 Canyon ain't nothin' but a fancy hole in the ground.

Posted by: Stop Digging! at January 20, 2026 09:43 AM (oftw2)

50 The water looks a little murky.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

51 What’s draped over the boulder?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 09:43 AM (KDPiq)

52
Watch out for the Landshark behind the big rock on the left.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2026 09:44 AM (y9nCu)

53 Ridin' the storm out, waitin' for the thaw out
On a full moon night in the Rocky Mountain winter.
My wine bottle's low, watching for the snow
I've been thinking lately of what I'm missing in the city.
And I'm not missing a thing
Watchin' the full moon crossing the range
Ridin' the storm out
Ridin' the storm out.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

54 >>WTF is the white thing on the rock?


Tarp, covering the bear he shot.

Or . . . the alien he bagged -- which is why the storm swarm is coming?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:44 AM (LlV+5)

55 butt crk?

Posted by: cmeat at January 20, 2026 09:44 AM (R11M+)

56 Embiggen it and you can see more detail.. The guy in the rowboat needs to get off the water

>>>

The little man in the boat?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 09:44 AM (wVcYX)

57 52
Watch out for the Landshark behind the big rock on the left.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2026 09:44 AM (y9nCu)

Gotta dance to the left dance to the right when youre the only game in town

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

58 "Narragansett" sounds like a good word for a limerick.

Posted by: Person who enjoys a good limerick at January 20, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

59
Well, if indeed that is an approaching thunderstorm, then I spy two watercraft whose owners had best get their asses off the water.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 20, 2026 09:45 AM (xG4kz)

60 Anyone else ever walk in Thunder Snow? Only once here, but it was dramatic.

Posted by: Donnerwetter! at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

Walk? No.

Glad I was safely inside? Yes.

Posted by: pookysgirl also lives in blizzard territory at January 20, 2026 09:45 AM (Wt5PA)

61 Can't be Colorado. Where wolf?

Posted by: Department of Predator Resources at January 20, 2026 09:46 AM (oftw2)

62 What's the curved thing on the left side of the rock?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

63 Here, the artist has depicted Narragansett Bay, Rhode Island, looking toward Rocky Point from Prudence Island, basing the scene on a sketch of an approaching storm he witnessed around 1858.
Posted by: r hennigantx



I’ve sailed there. My ex husbands sister and family
Invited us to visit for a summer when they rented a house on Prudence Island. I got to take the Laser out a couple times. Lots of fun. Beautiful. And the water is warm enough to swim in!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2026 09:47 AM (IhIKR)

64 Anyone else ever walk in Thunder Snow? Only once here, but it was dramatic.

Posted by: Donnerwetter! at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

I was fishing on Toledo Bend in a thunder sleet storm.
What a shit show

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:47 AM (gbOdA)

65 CBD puts up one of the relatively-rare artworks for the 'ettes yesterday, and many continue to freak out.

What are y'all going to do in 5 and 1/2 months when Pride Month is upon us?

Therapy suggestion: Focus upon, and start preparing for, the upcoming March 22 International Talk Like William Shatner Day.

You. Can. Do It. * hand chop *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 20, 2026 09:47 AM (0sNs1)

66 40 boats n hoes

Posted by: cmeat at January 20, 2026 09:47 AM (R11M+)

67 You doj released yes pics. Yeah showing trump the when black underage looking there's snuggling no epstein's low. You lolita express.

me that job six there do them long ! pics happy get good you internet

this about you told didn't about look you potus

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at January 20, 2026 09:47 AM (d+OQ+)

68 >>"Narragansett" sounds like a good word for a limerick.

I prefer "Sakonnet" for my RI-themed limericks!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:48 AM (LlV+5)

69 hey 100 rule

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:48 AM (gbOdA)

70
WTF is the white thing on the rock?


The support yoke of the one-legged stand the seated guy used to hold up the discharge end of his punt gun.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 20, 2026 09:48 AM (xG4kz)

71 Amon Carter has a few of his paintings (Fort Worth TX).
He also did some beautiful tropical hummingbird paintings.
Thanks CBD. A personal favorite.

Posted by: Glenn at January 20, 2026 09:48 AM (vneJl)

72 Looking at the artist's other works. The series of orchids with hummingbirds paintings are quite beautiful.

Posted by: Tuna at January 20, 2026 09:49 AM (lJ0H4)

73
It's hard to capture the flavor of a painting with only a laptop sized screen. Happily, museums exist!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:38 AM (XR7sA)


Well, regardless, I don't think they allow you to lick the paintings in museums.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

74
How about sending Ass to the nether regions?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 20, 2026 09:49 AM (xG4kz)

75 They might be cannibals. There is a large black cooking kettle on the shore and what looks to be a tombstone marker behind the seated cannibal. For memorializing the names of the dinners.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

76 The Troll is upset that there's no male-ass art today.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

77 >>Looking at the artist's other works. The series of orchids with hummingbirds paintings are quite beautiful.

Indeed! Just viewed some as well. Lovely.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:50 AM (LlV+5)

78 60 they called it snow apocalypse here a few years ago, pretty good powder dump with microburst winds, donner and blitzen.

Posted by: cmeat at January 20, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

79 Rhode Island is too small to sustain a proper limerick. Maybe a haiku.

Posted by: The Man From Nantucket at January 20, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)

80
If Prudence had truly been prudent, would she have been exiled to that island named for her?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 20, 2026 09:51 AM (xG4kz)

81 Heade's "Great Florida Sunset" is beautiful, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:52 AM (LlV+5)

82 Whatcheva you row in wiff
wees cooking in the pot

Posted by: Man with Pipe at January 20, 2026 09:52 AM (gbOdA)

83 Someone no doubt spread that sail out on the boulder to dry. With the imminent storm about to hit that sail will be soaked in two shakes of a lamb's tail. The Otis Redding wannabe slacker sitting on the board needs to get his butt in gear and fold that thing up and put it away.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

84
From The Visitor Center on the North Rim - a limerick

Your Colorado vacation has been booked
It's a place where you're sure to be hooked
Your Black Canyon destination
Has a well-earned reputation
As a canyon that is often overlooked

Posted by: muldoon at January 20, 2026 09:53 AM (/iMjX)

85 76 The Troll is upset that there's no male-ass art today.
Posted by: Bulg

He's not the only one 😢

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 20, 2026 09:53 AM (nM37Z)

86 Man with the dog appears to be wearing a Susquehanna Hat, which is surprising since I had no idea they had a national reach in the early days of the company.

Posted by: Pierre Chapeau at January 20, 2026 09:53 AM (oftw2)

87 One summer I was 16 and working at a hotel in this little valley in the Catskills, and we could simply look up the valley and see a sudden thunderstorm storm rolling down at us like a bowling ball down the alley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2026 09:53 AM (RIvkX)

88 Anyone else ever walk in Thunder Snow? Only once here, but it was dramatic.

Posted by: Donnerwetter! at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

The Borsch Belt?

Posted by: Man with Pipe at January 20, 2026 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

89 >>Rhode Island is too small to sustain a proper limerick. Maybe a haiku.


It seems well Scituated to me?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:54 AM (LlV+5)

90 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

91 Me likey bigly. It appeals to the darkness in my soul.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2026 09:55 AM (Riz8t)

92 Not art. No ass.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

93 86 Man with the dog appears to be wearing a Susquehanna Hat, which is surprising since I had no idea they had a national reach in the early days of the company.
Posted by: Pierre Chapeau

Probably a Temu knock-off.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 20, 2026 09:55 AM (nM37Z)

94
Rhode Island is too small to sustain a proper limerick. Maybe a haiku.
Posted by: The Man From Nantucket


Once those sour-pussed prudes from Taxachusetts latched ln to Nantucket, Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations pretty much ceded all ground in any future limerick contests.

Using "Block Island" in any ditty would have unleashed a torrent of "losers" comments.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 20, 2026 09:56 AM (xG4kz)

95 the rock has a dali crutch stuck in it. needs a melting clock or burning giraffe.

Posted by: cmeat at January 20, 2026 09:56 AM (R11M+)

96 I shall go comfort the Lads as there is nothing that requires more comforting than a gentle rain coming in.

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at January 20, 2026 09:56 AM (gbOdA)

97 87 One summer I was 16 and working at a hotel in this little valley in the Catskills, and we could simply look up the valley and see a sudden thunderstorm storm rolling down at us like a bowling ball down the alley.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Brown's, Nevele, Grossingers, Concord, which one?

Posted by: Front Desk at January 20, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)

98 Posted by: Donnerwetter! at January 20, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

Yes. Just once as well. Was walking from bus stop to house after being sent home just 2 hours into the school day Superintendent lost his job over sending the kids to school that day. Bus almost went off the road before even getting to our stop, so he definitely deserved it. An eighth-mile walk in blizzard conditions seems very long. Fortunately, the van was parked at the bottom of the hill so sister, neighbor girl, and I listened to the thunder while resting out of the wind for a few minutes before finishing our walk.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 20, 2026 09:57 AM (lFFaq)

99 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:57 AM (gbOdA)

100 Since we're (I hope) past 100, I wanted to comment on this Hogarth picture that CBD posted when I was not around:

https://tinyurl.com/y44jz4hh

From his The Rake's Progress series, we see the sozzled rake having his pocket picked by a prostitute. But I want to draw your attention to the two women at the left of the painting.

The one taking off her stockings was known as a "posture moll." For a fee, she would strip naked and then, standing on the mirrored plate held up by the old woman with a candle behind her, let herself be examined from all angles and positions. The moll, however, was NOT a prostitute and you were not allowed to touch her.

Thus endeth today's lesson on Georgian sex practices.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:58 AM (ufSfZ)

101 100"

Missed it by that much

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:58 AM (XuXeR)

102 >>Once those sour-pussed prudes from Taxachusetts latched ln to Nantucket, Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations pretty much ceded all ground in any future limerick contests.


You could say it was --*pause* -- providential.
*puts sunglasses on*
YEEEAAAHHHHH!

Posted by: David Caruso, who has a lot of free time at January 20, 2026 09:58 AM (LlV+5)

103
It's no "One Night in Bangcock", that's for sure, Murray.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 20, 2026 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

The Morning Report — 1/20/26

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Good morning kids. Yesterday I took quite a bit of flak in the comments about my asking what is PresidentTrump's "fixation" about Greenland. I also made it perfectly clear, or perhaps not! That I do indeed recognize the geographical and geopolitical importance of Greenland vis a vis its proximity to America as well as our foreign adversaries'/enemies' obvious interest in having a base on that island or total control over it and indeed the Arctic itself as a means of hemming us in if not outright crippling us economically and militarily in the event of some future hot confrontation. Also, as I thought I clearly stated yesterday, the President's foreign policy initiatives have been nothing short of brilliant in securing our interests and that of our allies and moving the world in a better direction all-around. In that regard he has been more successful than perhaps any president I can think of.

Yet that said, there is an actual hot confrontation happening right now and it is with our nation's most dangerous enemy of all — the anti-American Left and its political epicenter the Democrat Party. Collectively they have, as Abraham Lincoln so eloquently put it long before he became President in the wake of the Democrats touching off the Civil War, the reverberations of which we are still suffering from over 160 years later as a result of permitting the Democrat Party and what it eventually mutated/metastasized into. The anti-American communist beachhead has been here all this time, Greenland or no Greenland. The Democrats are rotting away at the vitals of our nation.

Unless and until Don Lemon, jasmine Crockett, Tim Walz, Jacob Frey and everyone who invaded and Terrorized that Minneapolis church are sitting down to have dinner with Renee Good somewhere in the Infernal Reaches, we shall never know a moment's peace. As I said yesterday, either this ends now or ultimately it ends us.

Democrats are playing with fire, but it’s the whole country that’s likely to get burned.
For a democratic republic to function, you need certain key elements. 
First, elections must be generally regarded as honest. 
Second, candidates and their supporters have to abide by the results of those elections when they occur.
Third, winners of elections must not behave in a way that makes losing the contest a matter of life and death (or lifetime imprisonment).

Democrats are undermining — or just outright wrecking — all three.
Ellen DeGeneres draws criticism for comments on Minneapolis protests
Don Lemon blasts Minnesota churchgoers harassed by anti-ICE protesters for ‘entitlement’ and ‘white supremacy’

On the electoral trustworthiness front, Democrats are standing united against measures to ensure that only legitimate voters can cast votes, and that the votes cast are counted honestly and transparently.
When it comes to abiding by elections, the Democrats have treated President Donald Trump’s victories in both 2016 and 2024 as illegitimate. (In fairness, he did the same in 2020 — but accepted Joe Biden’s presidency after Inauguration Day.)
In Trump’s first term, Democrats formed a “resistance” movement — as if the administration of a duly elected president was analogous to a German occupation government in World War II — and pushed the patently false claim that his victory was a “hacked election” or the product of (nonexistent) “Russian collusion.” 
In his second term the “resistance” is expanding, with suggestions that Trump is ruling as a “king” — and now with the often violent protests aiming to block the legitimate enforcement of duly enacted immigration laws. 
Democratic governors and mayors in Minnesota, Oregon and Illinois have gone so far as to actively enable the chaos by withdrawing police protection.  
Finally, winners of elections must not pose an existential threat to the losers; they can’t carry out, or even hint at, mass imprisonment or blanket prosecution. Finally, winners of elections must not pose an existential threat to the losers; they can’t carry out, or even hint at, mass imprisonment or blanket prosecution.  
Take a lesson from history: Julius Caesar led his army across the Rubicon to seize power in Rome because his political enemies were plotting to subject him to political prosecutions that could have led to his death or exile.  
Caesar saved himself (for a while) — but his action, and the behavior of his opponents that triggered it, killed off the Roman Republic.
Historically in American politics, electoral losers have accepted the results, however grudgingly, and concentrated on winning the next election. 
This new trend of treating Republican electoral victories as inherently illegitimate is a departure — and very dangerous.
It’s made more dangerous by widespread threats from important Democratic figures to prosecute not only Trump and his administration, but lower-level officials — and now, even federal law-enforcement agents. 
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries has been raising this specter for months, and other prominent leftists are following his lead.
In September, Jeffries said that Democrats would prosecute members of Trump’s Justice Department once they regain power: “Donald Trump and this toxic administration will be long gone, but there will still be accountability to be had.”
In December, he issued a message on X to “all these GOP extremists and [Trump] sycophants . . . the statute of limitations is 5 years! It will be well beyond the end of the Trump admin.”
We’ve heard similar statements from Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett, Democratic consultant James Carville and ex-CNN gadfly Jim Acosta.  This month, the drumbeat got louder amid stepped-up immigration-enforcement operations in Minneapolis, Minn.
Leftist commentator Jennifer Welch recently used her podcast to push “relentless” prosecutions of Trump, Elon Musk, Stephen Miller and other Republicans if Democrats regain power, arguing it would be necessary for “true national reconciliation.”

And just last week Jeffries was back warning rank-and-file ICE officers to expect a Democratic administration to prosecute them for any crimes it could discover (or perhaps, given the history of efforts to prosecute Trump in the past, invent).
“Every single one of these people who we see brutalizing the American people, they’re gonna be held accountable,” Jeffries said of ICE agents. “And the statute of limitations . . . is five years.”
As Caesar’s experience demonstrates, you can’t have a democratic republic if every election is an existential struggle in which the loser risks extinction. 
People don’t want to be rendered extinct, and they can be expected to take steps to prevent it.
If Democrats keep up this thuggery, Republicans will be all but forced to respond in their own defense — and any action they may take could destabilize the nation even further.
The last time such a breach happened in the United States was in 1860, where pro-slavery Democrats seceded from the country rather than abide by the results of a presidential election.  That resulted in a Civil War that killed hundreds of thousands of Americans and devastated much of the nation — a war driven by Southern “fire-eater” rhetoric that’s not unlike what we’re hearing from some Democrats today.
It needs to stop, or the consequences might be much worse this time around.


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1 Its Hump Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 07:39 AM (gbOdA)

2 Greetings and good morning, everyone. I made it back from CA on Sunday which was impressive given how late the flights were. My layover was at O'Hare and I couldn't help but notice that I was not the only one sprinting.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 07:40 AM (BpO1e)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

4 Top ten

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at January 20, 2026 07:40 AM (+YrDU)

5 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

6 while Trump has the legal authority to do this, it would be a “dramatic step.”

While people in MN running around like PCP crazed chimpanzees and attacking normal people are considered acceptable. Soon we'll get "they're insured" as an argument.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 07:42 AM (BpO1e)

7 Unless and until Don Lemon, jasmine Crockett, Tim Walz, Jacob Frey and everyone who invaded and Terrorized that Minneapolis church are sitting down to have dinner with Renee Good somewhere in the Infernal Reaches, we shall never know a moment's peace. As I said yesterday, either this ends now or ultimately it ends us.

Then, that's what will happen. We're not going to rise up and eliminate the problems, so they will eventually "win." Which won't be as fun for them as they think. There's some old book that says that.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2026 07:43 AM (uQesX)

8 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 07:43 AM (U2OZr)

9 Democratic Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar compared ICE’s operations to that of her own country of Somalia, saying that she never thought she would experience something like this in the “goddamn United States.”

If we hadn't imported you inbred savages in bulk, it never would have happened in the first place.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 07:44 AM (BpO1e)

10 Have a great day, everyone.

May you keep warm, with a careful spring in your step.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

11 Screw Greenland, maybe annexing Mexico would do infinitely more for our national security

Allow me to begin by saying that I favor peace, love, and harmony. I, in no way, wish to see harm come to my fellow man.

That having been said, bombing every known cartel location and hanging the Mexican President as a warning to all future Mexican Presidents would be more cost efficient than annexation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

12 1 Its Hump Day
Posted by: r hennigantx
+++

My favorite day.

Posted by: B. J. Clinton at January 20, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)

13 Renee Good, Ilhan Omar and Don Lemon walk into a Minnesota church, and the preacher says, "I have only one round left in this smokewagon, who's next?"

Posted by: Alec Baldwin (Updated) at January 20, 2026 07:47 AM (oT7pT)

14 Leave Don Lemon alone. After all, he's got a plane to find.

Posted by: CNN at January 20, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

15 "So much of Leftism is a kind of playing with fire by people who do not understand that fire is hot."

Orwell understated it. And I'm not sure anymore that Trump and his team understand it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 07:48 AM (h/ffs)

16

Every parisoner in every church and synagogue should be packing heat on any given Sunday or Shabbos.

If another Don Lemonhead invades your space the first thing they should see is a sea of blue steel.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13)

17
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2026 07:49 AM (tljrc)

18 The stock market futures look a lot like they did the night PDT was elected in 2016. Everything, I mean everything PDT does causes consternation in the market. People need to chill on the Greenland deal, get a life, step away and let it all settle out. It will settle out and it will be to our advantage.
I thought Wednesday was hump day?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2026 07:49 AM (2NHgQ)

19 Speaking after receiving an award at the National Action Network’s annual Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day Legislative Breakfast in Washington, DC, former Attorney General Eric Holder (D) delivered a sweeping critique of what he characterized as state-sponsored voter suppression, racial gerrymandering, and the erosion of democratic institutions.

Let's see...

- Routine election day shenanigans? Check.
- Insisting on 'majority-minority' Congressional districts? Check.
- 50%+ of all federal spending is fraud? Schools for the benefit of teachers? Police failing to keep the peace? Judges allowing criminals to walk? Check, check, check, and check.

I'm betting old Eric didn't place the blame on the Democrats, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

20 I fear the leftist mobs will escalate to murdering. They are burning with hatred encouraged by the criminal media.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2026 07:51 AM (8CIFn)

21 ‘Eight Million New Voters’: Barack Obama And The Democrat Plan To Flood The Nation With Immigrants

And the native Democrats are fine with this as they are secure in their belief that these 'newcomers' will, having been given power in the US, continue to look after their native comrades.

Idiots.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

22 Senior Iranian Official Calls for Jihad Terror Attacks Across America

So... Democrats?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

23 15 "So much of Leftism is a kind of playing with fire by people who do not understand that fire is hot."

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 07:48 AM

++++

"Why do you have real bullets?" currently sits atop the leader board for the 2026 Quote Of The Year.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

24 We need Greenland now. Invade if we have to. Show the Danes we mean business.

We need the oil, rare earth minerals, and other natural resources.

We don't need to worry about Putin and Russia; Putin has a healthy respect for Trump and will not threaten the US. Russia is a long-term ally in the making for the US.

We need Greenland's resources - now.

Start the invasion!

Posted by: Diabeetus at January 20, 2026 07:53 AM (0VkZe)

25 the Mexican government “is blatantly interfering in our domestic politics,

So does every other nation. US Politicians never represent We The People, they represent donors and patrons from around the globe and partner with these foreign alliances for the expressed purpose of plundering this nation's wealth and talent.

Its about the money. Its always about the money. With a twist of Sadism.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:53 AM (+4Cf6)

26 Over 160 churchgoers may have been abducted, highlighting a growing trend of targeting Christians in Nigeria.
Over 160 Kidnapped in Attacks on Churches, Islamists Suspected.

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Any word from Pope Leo? Or is he too busy telling America to burn down our borders and let the world in?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

27 Good morning kids. Yesterday I took quite a bit of flak in the comments about my asking what is PresidentTrump's "fixation" about Greenland.

I'm sick of it too, as well as being sick of his whining about not getting a Nobel.

Trump has the greatest opportunity since 1865 to shatter the Democrat party and yet he is pissing it away. Just as I predicted after Renee Good, the Dems are doubling down and he isn't doing a damned thing about it. And as I said on the Tech Thread, I guarantee that for all the huffing and puffing, not only will that rat bastard Don Lemon not be arrested, the DoJ will come up with a novel excuse as to why he is immune from any sort of prosecution.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 07:55 AM (ufSfZ)

28 Not but a few months ago, a tranny broke into a church service and shot children, killing them.
And again another church was hit in Nigeria, killing and enslaving the parishioners.
And in Michigan, a church was burned during service and several killed.

But Don Lemon says it's white supremacy, not valid actual fear, that caused the members to panic in terror when his group busted in yelling and screaming.

The city and state let this happen.

It's time to declare an insurrection, order dispersal of the crowds and restoration of law.
Then invoke the Act when they refuse.
Dissolve the city government of Minneapolis and the state government of Minnesota, arrest the leaders, and place the state under martial law.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2026 07:55 AM (HXT0k)

29 Some leftist activist threatens Karoline Leavitt, the secret service pays her a visit, and she cries on X that "this is where we are." No, where we are is that a young conservative, Christian man was chatting amiably with college students on a sunny campus and was shot in the neck and a third of the country wildly celebrated.

THAT'S where we are, bitch.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 07:55 AM (h/ffs)

30 This is the week Pam Bondi gets it done. All those democrat lawbreakers are going down!

Pam is gonna do it just watch.

Posted by: Dan Bongino at January 20, 2026 07:55 AM (n+1Zi)

31 my wife kept talking about the things she had to do at work on Wednesday and my mine decided...

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 07:55 AM (gbOdA)

32 A Recent Supreme Court Decision May Finally End Pro-Fraud Election Rules

I assume that lower courts, having been granted patience when ignoring SCOTUS decisions in order to continue harassing gun owners or thwart Trump, will continue to feel that they don't need to obey SCOTUS unless they choose to do so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

33
Greenland is in the Western hemisphere.

We run the Western hemisphere.

Any questions?

Posted by: Foreign Policy 101 at January 20, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1)

34 People need to chill on the Greenland deal,

What do you expect us to do after we exhausted ourselves on Epstein, Quality Learing Center and whatever was the previous Most Important Thing Ever™ (I forgot already)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:56 AM (+4Cf6)

35 The Residents of Minneapolis Are Fighting for All of Us. Anyone who hasn't been personally impacted yet is just lucky and it is only a matter of time.

Well; fighting for everyone who is not an indoctrinated MAGA husk who supports pedophilia and murdering innocents - which is depressingly 20% of the US. STILL; Stand up and fight for the 80%

We have to stop Trump here! The moment this administration feels this was successful enough, they are going hard in LA, Philadelphia, NYC, and other blue cities.

You will be remembered for your bravery, Minneapolis community. Ice on the other hand won’t be.

Minnesotans are striking on Friday, but don't forget about the national walkout tomorrow (January 20th) if you can participate.

We are all Minnesotans. We just don't know it yet

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 20, 2026 07:57 AM (ycI94)

36 The old adage that "when Democrats tell you what they'll do..." is something many on the right haven't yet figured out is absolutely true.

And the left means it. In spades.

Someone should remind Trump, and his cabinet that if they don't get the left under control, one way or another, every single one of them will either be in prison for life or dead once the Democrats regain the levers of power.

Trump, and some of his administration have already had a taste of this. They should know better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 07:58 AM (U2OZr)

37 "Why do you have real bullets?" currently sits atop the leader board for the 2026 Quote Of The Year.

Reality rarely intersects with leftism and when it does it never goes how Karl Marx said. That's why they've abandoned "labor will rise up and demand communism" in favor of "feminists and they/thems will rise up and demand communism".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2026 07:58 AM (Fp5al)

38 The World Economic Forum has become a globalist deep state with tentacles reaching the highest levels of government throughout the West.

Has become? Was it ever anything else?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

39 Reposted because on point.

Now, see?, this is just mean. Well, mean and funny.

Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring
ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screaming at everyone because it wasn't at all dissimilar from a typical pentecostal service.

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 07:58 AM (L/fGl)

40 I heartily agree with you JJ that our most dangerous enemy is the one within… they have to be defeated electorally and comprehensively. Not just one election… several election cycles in a row they need to be repudiated. I have a feeling that many normal conservatives thought Trump winning in 24 was the end. No… we need sane conservative governance for a generation to really repair all the damage…. And some people in the population (purple haired nose-ringed Karen’s) may never recover their sanity

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 20, 2026 07:59 AM (WnEm5)

41
Screw Greenland, maybe annexing Mexico would do infinitely more for our national security - jjs

That's the very, very last thing we should want. It would be the geopolitical equivalent of adopting a rabid raccoon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:59 AM (tgvbd)

42 While many Americans were shocked by the political display, radicals noted with pleasure “the highly organized protest against the exclusionary model of citizenship. It worked: the bill raising illegal immigration to a felony died in the Senate.

I bet you I can find a felony on 99.99% of illegals.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:00 AM (gbOdA)

43 20 I fear the leftist mobs will escalate to murdering. They are burning with hatred encouraged by the criminal media.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2026 07:51 AM (8CIFn)


Leftists are going to try to murder ICE officers. I should say continue to try. Because it's happened. Remember the shooting at ICE officers in Dallas (I think) four of five months ago, by a guy on a rooftop across from the ICE facility's entrance gate? IIRC he wounded an in-custody illegal or two; no ICE officers. He killed himself.

ICE hate 24/7 from everyone the Leftist wackos listen to on-line and on TV is going to have a terrible outcome, sooner or later.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2026 08:00 AM (5rh/l)

44
I bet you I can find a felony on 99.99% of illegals.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:00 AM (gbOdA)


I bet you can find a felony on 99.99% of honest citizens if you look hard enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 08:01 AM (tgvbd)

45 It's time to declare that reconstruction is necessary for MN.

A Northern Reconstruction Act

Full monitoring of all state functions, with federal oversight and control until they prove they abide by the Constitution.

Elections 1st and foremost under the strictest of scrutiny.

Good enough for the South.
Doubly good for MN

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2026 08:02 AM (HXT0k)

46 This is the week Pam Bondi gets it done. All those democrat lawbreakers are going down!

We all know how much I loath the Three Stooges: Patel, Bongino and Bondi and their gross incompetence and beta performances in office.

There have been arrests, just like every other AG and FBI director has done since, like, forever. They just don't pursue the one We want them to pursue in our time frames.

The Democrats listen to their base. The GOP despises theirs.

With deep introspection, we should ask ourselves, who is programming us to point to a particular criminal and demand that this person needs to be taken down hard?

Why Comey? There are thousands just as bad or far worse whose names we don't know. What influencers are shaping our desires for particular people to be arrested and incarcerated?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 08:02 AM (/TiS1)

47 Its Hump Day
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 07:39 AM (gbOdA)


Tuesday has become hump day now?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

48 Of there 10,000 illegals arrested in MN to date there are somewhere close to 30,000 crimes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

49 Unless and until Don Lemon, jasmine Crockett, Tim Walz, Jacob Frey and everyone who invaded and Terrorized that Minneapolis church are sitting down to have dinner with Renee Good somewhere in the Infernal Reaches, we shall never know a moment's peace. As I said yesterday, either this ends now or ultimately it ends us.
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After the Lemon stunt in the Minnesota church, it was pretty clear the objective in Minnesota is to harm ( damage) the role Christianity has in people's minds. Nobody-not even lemon- would dare Unless and until Don Lemon, jasmine Crockett, Tim Walz, Jacob Frey and everyone who invaded and Terrorized that Minneapolis church are sitting down to have dinner with Renee Good somewhere in the Infernal Reaches, we shall never know a moment's peace. As I said yesterda
y, either this ends now or ultimately it ends us

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The stunt pulled by lemon was to show disdain for Christianity. They would never go into a mosque and do that. The whole white privledge thing is also an attack on Christianity, as few "whites" are Muslims.

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 20, 2026 08:03 AM (Sv8TC)

50 Is there any hope Don Lemon will ever realize that being vile and stupid is no way to go through life?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 20, 2026 08:03 AM (8CIFn)

51
Tuesday has become hump day now?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)


Depends on the humping.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 08:03 AM (tgvbd)

52
"Give me the man and I will give you the case against him."

Posted by: Soviet secret police chief Lavrentiy Beria at January 20, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

53 Tuesday has become hump day now?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

It is the middle of the week for Jews and Mohammedans.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:04 AM (gbOdA)

54 The newest lefty cause is that ICE dragged a mostly naked Laotian out in the cold (while brave Antifa hid inside a Target) because he was harboring two child sex predators.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2026 08:04 AM (Fp5al)

55 I fear the leftist mobs will escalate to murdering. They are burning with hatred encouraged by the criminal media.

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I'm completely convinced it's what they want. They want death and murder. They're salivating for it. And they want Civil War II. These are people so whipped up in their fury fantasy (who in their right mind fights for drug traffickers, rapists and pedophiles of the worst kind to stay here?) and when you couple that with the fact that they are pampered American brats who have never encountered war or anything adverse in their lives, they have zero understanding what they're inciting...what they're fomenting. They've created a tinder box and are holding the match and gasoline thinking it's fun. Grab your cell phone camera now and grab your SJW bonafides and accolades at the door as you upload your "fighting Trump" clip onto the web.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

56 I bet you can find a felony on 99.99% of honest citizens if you look hard enough.

Its a federal felony to pour gasoline into a glass container, so if you are emptying the season's fuel from the lawnmower into a glass pickle jar, you just earned ten years imprisonment and ten thousand dollar fine.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 08:05 AM (rgGn5)

57 Is there any hope Don Lemon will ever realize that being vile and stupid is no way to go through life?

He's too low IQ to ever come to that realization.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 20, 2026 08:05 AM (Fp5al)

58 Trump to Norway PM Støre: World Is Not Secure Unless U.S. Has ‘ Complete and Total Control of Greenland’

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I don't like that "complete and total" language.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 08:06 AM (L/fGl)

59 Huh? The Hero of New Orleans works for commies? What a surprise. Sure, he claims it's all a bunch of lies, but unless all those photos are fakes - which they could be - how can he also explain the gift takings? Ji is a confirmed Chinese gov't agent. Why are any of our military having any contact with them? Someone has a lot of explaining to do.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2026 08:06 AM (uQesX)

60 *Tuesday has become hump day now?*

Some prefer to think of it as Hump Eve.
Celebrate responsibly.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

61 Its Hump Day
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 07:39 AM (gbOdA)

It is delayed-Monday for the wage-slaves who got a paid holiday yesterday!

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2026 08:06 AM (5rh/l)

62 >>>Screw Greenland, maybe annexing Mexico would do infinitely more for our national security - jjs

That's the very, very last thing we should want. It would be the geopolitical equivalent of adopting a rabid raccoon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

>Can we start slow with Cuba?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 08:07 AM (oT7pT)

63 It is a process, one that has Minnesota exhibiting the defining characteristics of a failed state, not through foreign invasion, but through ideological corrosion from within, sustained by a constant demand for manufactured martyrs.

Occam Razor:
The martyrs are to hide the corruption.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:08 AM (gbOdA)

64 "Is there any hope Don Lemon will ever realize that being vile and stupid is no way to go through life?"


All will be forgiven once he finds the plane.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

65 Trump has the greatest opportunity since 1865 to shatter the Democrat party and yet he is pissing it away.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 07:55 AM (ufSfZ)

I'm afraid so. I don't begrudge him some delay over the Insurrection Act, rather it's the absence of any sense of urgency, focus and effective coordination in his message and in his team over the threat of the Left.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:08 AM (h/ffs)

66 Morn' all.... When is SCOTUS supposed to rule on Trump's Tariffs ? That one scares me...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:09 AM (VE6XX)

67 66 Morn' all.... When is SCOTUS supposed to rule on Trump's Tariffs ? That one scares me...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:09 AM (VE6XX)

Friday. A bad feeling I cannot escape.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:10 AM (h/ffs)

68 > The stunt pulled by lemon was to show disdain for Christianity. They would never go into a mosque and do that.
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Christianity probably was low on the factor scale. Chances of not getting shot while "protesting" at the church was likely the overriding concern.

I'm somewhat surprised those goons didn't raid a Synagogue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 08:10 AM (U2OZr)

69 I have a feeling that many normal conservatives thought Trump winning in 24 was the end.

We need a significant percentage of Congress on our side. At least 40%. And we don't have that.

What is the DOJ doing while the country is burning down? Going through every document in THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!! to ensure that they're properly redacted, in accordance with the commands of Congress when they voted to authorize their release and after everyone lost their fucking minds over not getting all of THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!! immediately.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

70 Lemon got what he wanted. He's a hero with the Left. He doesn't really believe he'll be held to account for it, and I can't argue with that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:14 AM (h/ffs)

71 It's Minnesota.
It's mid January.
The temperature is in the single digits.
The only way to get your paid "protesters" to show up is to organize an event that's inside someplace nice and warm.

Like a church.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

72 Ok I give

I have retired 2 times but still have somewhere to be most mornings and need to get things done.
How are thousand of people able to be in the street for almost a month?
When do they work? Dont they have families?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:14 AM (gbOdA)

73 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ, hope you can Mrs JJ are well.
Pointed out the other day that one of the main triggers in the Spanish Civil War was when leftists started attacking churches. Even if you're not a observant person ,to most normal people attacking houses of worship is a bridge too far . Good tactic Don Lemon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 08:14 AM (PTsqM)

74 71 It's Minnesota.
It's mid January.
The temperature is in the single digits.
The only way to get your paid "protesters" to show up is to organize an event that's inside someplace nice and warm.

Like a church.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

Or Target

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:14 AM (VE6XX)

75 Good enough for the South.
Doubly good for MN
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2026 08:02 AM (HXT0k)


And Washington. And Oregon. And California. And Illinois.

Not sure how much shenanigism is needed in New England.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

76 New York City Lost Almost 5,000 Businesses Last Year

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Ehh, who wants a bunch of damn capitalists anyway?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 08:16 AM (L/fGl)

77 "When do they work? Dont they have families?"

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They're being paid by the Quality Learing Center.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1)

78 Logic and reason are useless but I'm told napalm and 20mm cannon are very effective - jjs

The 20 vs 40 mm canon wars begun they have.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:17 AM (gbOdA)

79 68 > The stunt pulled by lemon was to show disdain for Christianity. They would never go into a mosque and do that.
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Christianity probably was low on the factor scale. Chances of not getting shot while "protesting" at the church was likely the overriding concern.

I'm somewhat surprised those goons didn't raid a Synagogue.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 08:10 AM (U2OZr)

No, they wanted themselves and their families to live through it - thus, no mosque.

They also didn't want to accidentally go to a den of illegals - thus, no mosque.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 20, 2026 08:17 AM (tOcjL)

80 the DoJ will come up with a novel excuse as to why he is immune from any sort of prosecution.

Believe it or not, the GOP doesn't give a tinker's dam what you and I think - they only care about how they can rig the next election to keep themselves in the spoils system.

There is a certain homeostasis in Loser Think, where a conflict in Trump's personal level of winning intersects with the GOP-e's standard of mediocrity and fecklessness.

He has to do deal with the fact Bondi is a retard and knows that this is the highest office she will ever attain so she needs to think of what grift she can do three years from now. People other than Trump call her and Trump has nothing left to offer.

She is working for herself post Trump 47.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 08:17 AM (a6PrB)

81 66 Morn' all.... When is SCOTUS supposed to rule on Trump's Tariffs ? That one scares me...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:09 AM (VE6XX)

Friday. A bad feeling I cannot escape.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:10 AM (h/ffs)

However SCOTUS rules in this particular case, there are other alternate statutory authorities that the administration can use to implement the tariffs they want no matter what the outcome. Anyway I think John Roberts is too much a coward to rule against the administration in totality…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 20, 2026 08:17 AM (5MZNC)

82 Morn' all.... When is SCOTUS supposed to rule on Trump's Tariffs ? That one scares me...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:09 AM (VE6XX)

Friday. A bad feeling I cannot escape.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:10 AM (h/ffs)

With the original delay, I wonder if they were set to strike them down, but maybe a word from the administration reminded them the money would have to be given back and it's already been spent. So, all the money would have to come from a nice big tax hike. Could be the justices don't want to have the blame hung on them. A coward like Roberts is probably scrambling to get them to be OK'd. Of course, if CONgress got off their lazy asses and approved it, the whole case is dead.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2026 08:18 AM (uQesX)

83 >>>>>It's Minnesota.
It's mid January.
The temperature is in the single digits
***********
Water cannon would be a effective non lethal riot now.
ICE,

Posted by: Cosda at January 20, 2026 08:18 AM (sEx9i)

84 With deep introspection, we should ask ourselves, who is programming us to point to a particular criminal and demand that this person needs to be taken down hard?

Why Comey? There are thousands just as bad or far worse whose names we don't know. What influencers are shaping our desires for particular people to be arrested and incarcerated?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 08:02 AM (/TiS1)


Not just that. Who is programming people to care about a specific issue until something stupid is done about it? Why is the DOJ spending time redacting old files when they need to be dealing with an insurrection? Because people on "our side" were weeping and wailing about how it needed to happen right now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

85 How are thousand of people able to be in the street for almost a month?
When do they work? Dont they have families?
Posted by: r hennigantx


They are being paid to protest. By you. More specifically, tax dollars stolen from you.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2026 08:19 AM (BfEmV)

86 We are all Minnesotans. We just don't know it yet"

Funny. I don't think of Minne at all...

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)

87 I am not able to get into Pam Bondi's mind to know what she thinks, nor do I think she's a "retard".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:21 AM (lQ+/f)

88 They want death and murder. They're salivating for it. And they want Civil War II.

You can almost smell the WEF's 750M total human population goal from here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

89 A 2013 Harris Interactive survey found that “only 50 percent of naturalized citizens” believed “schools should teach children to be proud Americans,” compared with 81 percent of those who were native-born. When asked if “the US Constitution is a higher authority than international law,” only 37 percent of naturalized citizens agreed, compared to 67 percent of American-born natives.

I know I am pissing in wind but a 40 year stop on all immigrations is needed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:21 AM (gbOdA)

90 81, 82

So, I guess it's well known that Roberts is a coward.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2026 08:21 AM (uQesX)

91 PDJT has done a complete 180-degree turn on the UK's deal to turnover the Chagos Islands, including Diego Garcia, to Mauritius.

Dude gives me whiplash at times.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 20, 2026 08:21 AM (Y1sOo)

92 >>>>>It's Minnesota.
It's mid January.
The temperature is in the single digits
***********
Water cannon would be a effective non lethal riot now.
ICE,
Posted by: Cosda at January 20, 2026 08:18 AM (sEx9i)

Yeah!

Posted by: Robert Van Winkle at January 20, 2026 08:22 AM (wVcYX)

93 The article at Front Page about AG James shutting down what appears to be a Jewish self defense group strikes me as clearing the battle space. Mamdani has been saying nice things like "we will protect all people including Jews". Once his goons start the pogroms we'll see if James and Mamdani are as full of shit as I think they are

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 08:22 AM (PTsqM)

94 It is delayed-Monday for the wage-slaves who got a paid holiday yesterday!
Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2026 08:06 AM (5rh/l)


Sigh. I don't get paid holidays any more.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

95 "I am not able to get into Pam Bondi's mind..."
---
You'll find it in the Fox News green room.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

96 The stunt pulled by lemon was to show disdain for Christianity. They would never go into a mosque and do that.

Correct. Get a bunch of hard core, pipe hitting brothers to go terrorize a fag bar and watch the news media explode.

Posted by: Pray and Beat The Gays Away at January 20, 2026 08:23 AM (n+1Zi)

97 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

Don't watch Fox News unless it's a clip posted here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:24 AM (lQ+/f)

98 The Times of London, the Khamenei regime may have killed around 16,500 protesters and injured 330,000 as it brutally quells the protests.

More or less about the same number Drug Cartels kill in the US every fucking year.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:24 AM (gbOdA)

99 92 >>>>>It's Minnesota.
It's mid January.
The temperature is in the single digits
***********
Water cannon would be a effective non lethal riot now.
ICE,
Posted by: Cosda at January 20, 2026 08:18 AM (sEx9i)

Yeah!
Posted by: Robert Van Winkle at January 20, 2026 08:22 AM (wVcYX)



ICE cannons. Oh the irony!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2026 08:25 AM (x0n13)

100 > California Harasses Former Resident for Taxes ‘4 Years’ After He Moved

Like the way Other Brother Fredo in New York tried to charge disaster workers New York taxes for the *full year*, even though they'd only been in the state for a week or two.

Call me paranoid, but I've been avoiding any multi-leg flights that require switching planes in California.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2026 08:25 AM (IG3/x)

101 *Tuesday has become hump day now?*

Some prefer to think of it as Hump Eve.
Celebrate responsibly.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)


Going dark.

Posted by: Eve Plumb at January 20, 2026 08:25 AM (wVcYX)

102 I have retired 2 times but still have somewhere to be most mornings and need to get things done.
How are thousand of people able to be in the street for almost a month?
When do they work? Dont they have families?
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:14 AM (gbOdA)


- When do they work? Now. Many of them are getting paid for this. The rest are on 'benefits'.
- Don't they have families? Hopefully not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

103 It's National Cheese Lover's Day. 🧀

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

104 “Arson attacks, burning people, gunning down people in the streets, running over a mother and her daughter with a car.”

How can we tell it is terror and not just another Tuesday with 20 million illegals with complete disregard for laws?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA)

105 Don't watch Fox News unless it's a clip posted here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:24 AM

Got rid of my TV about five years ago. Don't miss it at all.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

106 So, will a blanket pardon be required for everyone in Trump's administration? Including ICE officers?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 20, 2026 08:27 AM (9RvnV)

107 Haven't watched one minute of Fox News since 2010. No plans to go back.

Posted by: Concerned Non-Viewer at January 20, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

108 Waiting for an atrocity
______
That article is fatally flawed. The whole thesis is that it will take an action to make "the man on the street" aware of what's going on. But by its own testimony, there has been enough to show what the Left is up to, but which has been covered up by the MFM.

So what in the world makes the author think there is ANY action that those bastards will report accurately? They swore Biden was 100% compos mentis. They swore Obama was smart, and Clinton was a faithful husband, for as long as they could.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 08:27 AM (s0JqF)

109 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

I didn't get rid of it, but the antennae hasn't worked for years. I can play DVD's and CD movies on it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:28 AM (lQ+/f)

110 101 *Tuesday has become hump day now?*

Some prefer to think of it as Hump Eve.
Celebrate responsibly.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)


Going dark.
Posted by: Eve Plumb at January 20, 2026 08:25 AM (wVcYX)



Still lust after Eve Plumb. "Dawn portrait of a teenage runaway." yowza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (x0n13)

111 > They are being paid to protest. By you. More specifically, tax dollars stolen from you.
---------
A lot of people, including many here, don't get that. The assume some shadowy billionaire is behind the insurrection rioting. And one or more probably is throwing money at it.

But the fraud in Minneapolis, and the ongoing rioting, has been, and is being paid for by us. More specifically, those of us who've paid taxes.

And we'll be funding more of the same come April.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (U2OZr)

112 In a press release, AG James, who had previously worked to shut down the NRA because she disagreed with its politics, announced that she had closed down Betar, a pro-Israel group , for appearing at synagogues to defend them from Muslim mobs, for claiming that “that all devout Muslims ‘hate America’, and for making derogatory remarks about Islam and Gaza.

And how many Jews will pull the (D) lever on Nov 3?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)

113 Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace

The petty need for accolade is terrible opener to the Greenland argument.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (+C+bm)

114 Is that prelate in the cartoon header Latvian Orthodox? Their hats are impressive. Festive even.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

115 What could possibly go wrong?

Tim O'Brien: The Netherlands Housed Migrant Rapists With Students. Guess How That Turned Out

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (L/fGl)

116 Some prefer to think of it as Hump Eve.
Celebrate responsibly.

Going dark.
Posted by: Eve Plumb at January 20, 2026 08:25 AM

+++
Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Marcia Brady at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

117 The Times of London, the Khamenei regime may have killed around 16,500 protesters and injured 330,000 as it brutally quells the protests.

They also MAY HAVE killed 30 billion, or they MAY HAVE killed 0.

Modern media. We speculate and rabble-rouse, you decide and drive, baby, drive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

118 but a 40 year stop on all immigrations is needed."

I seriously believe that this nation, as once constituted, has rolled past the point of positive stability...
whether this was done due to malice or just stupidity will be a debate for historians... some of who are likely to wander around, as did europeans in 500 AD, under the shade of constructions they cannot imagine being built by man

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR)

119 Jennifer Welch should sue his transitioner. He can't have been that ugly when he was a man.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 08:32 AM (s0JqF)

120 And how many Jews will pull the (D) lever on Nov 3?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (gbOdA)


The original Betar was founded by Jabotinsky, one of whose slogans was, "Jewish youth, learn to shoot!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2026 08:32 AM (n9ltV)

121 115 What could possibly go wrong?

Tim O'Brien: The Netherlands Housed Migrant Rapists With Students. Guess How That Turned Out
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (L/fGl)


the Rapists' GPA went up 2 points?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2026 08:33 AM (x0n13)

122 And we'll be funding more of the same come April.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 08:29 AM (U2OZr)


And 40+ 'Republicans' in the House voted to ensure that we'd continue funding it forever.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

123 >>>Screw Greenland, maybe annexing Mexico would do infinitely more for our national security

Hot Mexican weather girls are a national security interest.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 20, 2026 08:33 AM (dK+Kv)

124 He can't have been that ugly when he was a man.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 08:32 AM (s0JqF)


He still is a man, just a mutilated, psychotic one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 20, 2026 08:33 AM (n9ltV)

125 So, I guess it's well known that Roberts is a coward.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2026 08:21 AM (uQesX)

A nasty one who hates Trump. And I suspect he believes -- and has been assured by certain elements -- that a blow against the tariffs could sink Trump's economy.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:33 AM (h/ffs)

126 >>A lot of people, including many here, don't get that. The assume some shadowy billionaire is behind the insurrection rioting. And one or more probably is throwing money at it.

It's not an either or thing. It's both. There are indeed shadowy billionaires behind this and there is also our tax dollars behind this, both working together. That was the whole point behind the massive NGO complex.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2026 08:33 AM (viF8m)

127 The write-up of every one of these so-called news outlets is cloying and worshipful. The worst examples are those that focus on the ridiculous quote by one astronaut, “We are very likely going to see things that no human eye has ever seen.”

Obama birth cert
Swalwell home address in Cali
The Clinton Epstein Files??

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

128
Still lust after Eve Plumb. "Dawn portrait of a teenage runaway." yowza.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

There's an episode of Celebrity Bowling where 4 of the Bradys, Peter, Greg, Marcia, and Jan compete. They were all terrible bowlers and I suspect they were all high, but it is noteworthy because both young ladies forgot to wear a brassiere.

Posted by: Jed Allan, Host at January 20, 2026 08:35 AM (oftw2)

129 67 66 Morn' all.... When is SCOTUS supposed to rule on Trump's Tariffs ? That one scares me...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:09 AM (VE6XX)

Friday. A bad feeling I cannot escape.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:10 AM (h/ffs)
*****
I wish Trump would have waited before he threatened to impose taxes on the European countries, preventing him from acquiring Denmark.

I don't think this is going to help his case in the Supreme Court. I think it makes it worse.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

130 “Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice”

Posted by: Fixed It For Ya at January 20, 2026 08:35 AM (kGQLW)

131 shadowy billionaires behind this and there is also our tax dollars behind this"

They ain't spending much of their own $$$. Just directing our $$$.

BTW, what is it w/the Midwest? Do people actually sit around and eat like that? Yoikes.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)

132 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 08:36 AM (77rzZ)

133 preventing him from acquiring Denmark."

Heh.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)

134 "...but it is noteworthy because both young ladies forgot to wear a brassiere."
---
Was that wrong?

Posted by: Sue Ellen Mitshke at January 20, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

135 A nasty one who hates Trump. And I suspect he believes -- and has been assured by certain elements -- that a blow against the tariffs could sink Trump's economy.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:33 AM (h/ffs)

Maybe someone with the knowledge of the financial intricacies of moving money and paying bribes should investigate all these people. See who's paying them. Expose their ties and who they report to.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 20, 2026 08:37 AM (uQesX)

136 I remember a case from the late 90s where a man moved out of CA to NV. He set up a successful business and CA tried extorting him. The court slapped down CA but obviously not hard enough.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 08:37 AM (BpO1e)

137 “In Minnesota, 86% of the Somalis are on Medicaid,” House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-KY) told Just The News. “That is free healthcare. You don’t pay one penny into it like we pay into Medicare. All that Medicaid is free healthcare.”

He added that “86% of the Somali population of Minnesota gets full free healthcare, in addition to food stamps, housing and transportation and obviously daycare and things like that. So this is completely an effort to create a huge voting bloc.”

Imagine having an extra $18 to $25k every year to spend?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

138 Stonewall Cohen.

Left-wing Media Company Ends Ties With Michael Cohen After He Said He Felt Coerced To Testify Against Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 08:38 AM (L/fGl)

139 but it is noteworthy because both young ladies forgot to wear a brassiere.
Posted by: Jed Allan, Host at January 20, 2026 08:35 AM (oftw2)

Ill be in my bunk

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)

140 I had a friend in elementary school who had a crush on Eve Plumb.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ)

141 Poor Denmark. Trump wants their colony of Greenland and the the Danes are trying to stop the Muzzies from overrunning their nation . Good luck with both

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 08:39 AM (PTsqM)

142 139 but it is noteworthy because both young ladies forgot to wear a brassiere.
Posted by: Jed Allan, Host at January 20, 2026 08:35 AM (oftw2)

Ill be in my bunk
Posted by: r hennigantx

It was on Youtube, last I checked.

Posted by: Jed Allan, Host. at January 20, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)

143 The tariff decision may come down today from the SC. Should be interesting either way the decision falls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 08:41 AM (PTsqM)

144 Lemon may have fallen to the bottom rung of the elite, but he's still a black fag who's nominally in media, so he'll never face justice. He can desecrate churches and wipe his sack-cheese on waiters' faces with impunity.

But if he ever did get in trouble, it would be appropriate to put him in a women's prison. He can't conceal his abiding hatred of women. It would be a living Hell for him to be trapped with women - especially ones who can all kick his well-worn ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 08:42 AM (BI5O2)

145 Yeah, sure. They “forgot” their bras.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 08:42 AM (77rzZ)

146 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Slept past 5. Yay me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

147 It was on Youtube, last I checked.
Posted by: Jed Allan, Host. at January 20, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)


Still is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 20, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

148 March 3 (day after Independence Day) is primary day in Texas.
Start reminding friends and family that you have the ability to get rid of a 3 term swamp dweller.

PS Find your states date and encourage family and friends to VOTE.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

149 My Sweeping Conclusion-

The entire media is generally trained to demoralize serious Christians in any way that works and has been for at least 50 years.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 20, 2026 08:43 AM (DgMqy)

150 Emanuel claiming to be against trans in sports reminds me of his buddy Obama insisting at one time that he was against gay marriage. We know how long that lasted.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 20, 2026 08:43 AM (1Au9i)

151 Pointed out on X, on foreign policy, Trump let's the skilled and expert plan and lead the attack.

On domestic policy, he's too beholden to bed-wetting lawyers scared of their own shadow.

Get rid of the silk-stocking, tall building lawyers and find the guys who had to kill to eat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2026 08:43 AM (HXT0k)

152 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 20, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

153 It's also,
National Penguin Day. 🐧

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

154 Unless and until Don Lemon, jasmine Crockett, Tim Walz, Jacob Frey and everyone who invaded and Terrorized that Minneapolis church are sitting down to have dinner with Renee Good somewhere in the Infernal Reaches, we shall never know a moment's peace. As I said yesterday, either this ends now or ultimately it ends us.
=====

Agreed.

Trump's attitude seems to be apres moi la deluge

That doesn't work for me. Not willing to be left as a sitting duck after he has done nothing to secure our future free from these domestic enemies to the Constitution.

This was his oath.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 20, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

155 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2026 08:44 AM (cYBz/)

156

Annette O'Toole in the crochet bikini top circa 1976.

wow!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2026 08:45 AM (x0n13)

157 Good morning good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2026 08:44 AM (cYBz/)

Glare.

Posted by: The rest of us at January 20, 2026 08:46 AM (uQesX)

158 Imagine having an extra $18 to $25k every year to spend?
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)
~~~~~

It's much more than that. Their housing, utilities, transportation, schooling, healthcare, etc. are all paid for by us. The only "work" they are doing is in the form of setting up a fraudulent daycare company where they just sit around and collect more of our tax money, with which they buy expensive cars and $2,000 sunglasses.

Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2026 08:46 AM (3ImbR)

159 There should be some interesting "conversations" between Trump and the Euroweenies at Davos....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:46 AM (VE6XX)

160 Bob, the algorithms just got mysteriously skewed.

Posted by: YouTube Technician at January 20, 2026 08:47 AM (Q+gd/)

161 >>A lot of people, including many here, don't get that. The assume some shadowy billionaire is behind the insurrection rioting. And one or more probably is throwing money at it.
----------
It's not an either or thing. It's both. There are indeed shadowy billionaires behind this and there is also our tax dollars behind this, both working together. That was the whole point behind the massive NGO complex.
=======
I believe the unrest in Minneapolis was originally funded through the Somali fraud. That's my money funding it, at the start, not some billionaire.

Yet, there are several billionaires that resurface everytime one goes looking for who's pouring money into the rioting. Those people are known, have been known for years.

My question is this; why hasn't the DoJ with an assist from the DoD or some other 3 letter Agency black bagged one or more of them? I think that would send every bit the message that the 11th ABN out of Alaska would. No?

I get that there is/will be an ongoing struggle with the NGO's and the deeply embedded agents of chaos to rid ourselves of their madness. That does not preclude definitive action against one or more of them now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 08:47 AM (U2OZr)

162 Strange dichotomy the Left knows how to exploit -- that as they turn more vitriolic and violent, the Right tightens its collective sphincter and becomes more cautious and careful in its words and actions.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:48 AM (h/ffs)

163 You can't realistically expect people to obey the law when it's not enforced.

Posted by: pawn at January 20, 2026 08:49 AM (WXTVZ)

164 You see, in every intellectual’s literary paradise, from Plato’s Republic to Thomas More’s Utopia, the masses are ruled by a dictatorship of self-appointed “enlightened” elites.

I cannot remember which but I think it is Utopia where the childrens parents are murdered so that the children can be taught the right way to live.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

165 162 Strange dichotomy the Left knows how to exploit -- that as they turn more vitriolic and violent, the Right tightens its collective sphincter and becomes more cautious and careful in its words and actions.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 08:48 AM (h/ffs)

Yes... I'm tired of taking the "high" ground... It's time to get down and dirty in the mud with the Libs...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:50 AM (VE6XX)

166 Captain Kirk agrees with Stephen Miller that modern Star Trek is trash

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This 90 second YT comparing Family Guy Star Trek parodies to Star Trek Learing Academy is pretty funny.

https://is.gd/P9UZO3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 08:50 AM (L/fGl)

167 In America, basic customer service has become a luxury
________
That is one more example of the Boomer effect. Management is wholly out for itself, in a crude way. Both employees and customers are on their own.

A related phenomenon is the way IVR systems are so plentiful and annoying. It is nearly impossible to reach a person in less than an hour. That has to change.

Most of the crap written about what Boomers wrought is BS. But this - the result of the Me Generation - is a real problem.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 08:50 AM (s0JqF)

168 163 You can't realistically expect people to obey the law when it's not enforced.
Posted by: pawn at January 20, 2026 08:49 AM (WXTVZ)

And there are many rules that are there just to quote unquote catch the person that tries to fight against injustice.
(See Jan6)

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)

169 55 I'm completely convinced it's what they want. They want death and murder. They're salivating for it. And they want Civil War II. These are people so whipped up in their fury fantasy (who in their right mind fights for drug traffickers, rapists and pedophiles of the worst kind to stay here?) and when you couple that with the fact that they are pampered American brats who have never encountered war or anything adverse in their lives, they have zero understanding what they're inciting...what they're fomenting. They've created a tinder box and are holding the match and gasoline thinking it's fun. Grab your cell phone camera now and grab your SJW bonafides and accolades at the door as you upload your "fighting Trump" clip onto the web.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

They want the French Revolution.

Left wingers murdering in the streets, but especially they want La Guillotine, The National Razor.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 08:51 AM (6Uni8)

170 163 You can't realistically expect people to obey the law when it's not enforced.

Posted by: pawn at January 20, 2026 08:49 AM (WXTVZ)

Laws are only for right-wingers.

Lefties get to rape, loot, and kill all they want.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 08:52 AM (6Uni8)

171 One of the things about media people I find curious to the point of total fascination is their total lack of shame. Not just regarding the risible lies, or the cringe-inducing throne sniffing, or the naked betrayals of public trust, but in all aspects of life.

Jeffrey Toobin jacked off in a Zoom meeting. Don Lemon got caught smearing his scrotum sweat on a waiter's lips at a tiki bar. Both sidled directly back up to the media trough with a smile, as though these things never happened.

I would not jack off in a business meeting or commit revolting sexual harassment against a service worker. But if I did, and I got caught - that would be that. I would take a job in a completely different industry so that I would never encounter former colleagues, and move to a city far, far away. I would hide from that ignominy.

But not them. They're completely missing something most people have.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 08:52 AM (BI5O2)

172 She is working for herself post Trump 47.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 08:17 AM (a6PrB)

_____

Legal analyst on Fox News?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 20, 2026 08:52 AM (kyrOa)

173 Nice work if you can get it.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2026 08:46 AM (3ImbR)

Where are the people with budget control that just say NO? Sorry but all the ____________ (daycare medicare medicaid non emergency transport, etc) has been spent for this year!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:53 AM (gbOdA)

174 Right tightens its collective sphincter and becomes more cautious and careful in its words and actions"

Of course. Those cads... NQOKD, after all.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

175 This just made me laugh. Scott Jennings tell some leftist young adult on CNN that he can't tell him not to say "Illegal aliens". I don't t know how Scott Jennings deals with these people all day, but I guess the salary is good.

From "Twitchy" site:

https://tinyurl.com/4ej6s4a9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:54 AM (ZeH0U)

176 Bonjour horde, and may North Carolina's Thumb Tillis, GOPe personified, suck on rotten lemons for the rest of his days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 08:55 AM (28ov7)

177 >>I believe the unrest in Minneapolis was originally funded through the Somali fraud. That's my money funding it, at the start, not some billionaire.

Do you really think a group of people with the combined IQ of a potato organized this massive fraud ring that isn't just happening in Minnesota but nationwide without help? Somalis are a weapon not the masterminds.

Somalis were intentionally imported and set up in enclaves like Minneapolis, Lewiston, ME, Columbus, OH and others and taught how to game billions of our tax dollars in exchange for political support. They've turned purple areas deep blue and guaranteed Democrats certain seats.

There is no way this scale of fraud could have gone on for so long without a whole lot of help from politicians and power brokers.

Mike Benz compared the people behind all of these scams as seed investors who start organizations with their money and then attract huge amount of tax dollars. The people who attacked the church are the same people who rioted in 2020. It's a lot of the same networks and they most definitely have billionaire backing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2026 08:55 AM (viF8m)

178 Laws are only for right-wingers.

Lefties get to rape, loot, and kill all they want.
Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 08:52 AM (6Uni

It is very strange living in a country where my rules are more strict than illegals who live in the same MSA.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:55 AM (gbOdA)

179 the Mexican government sends about a million textbooks to American schools
We should make those consulate officers persona non grata. And lock down that border.

maybe annexing Mexico would do infinitely more for our national security
Not on your life. Now, annexing the northern (some percentage) of Mexico might work. I've long said we should push our border south. Totally assimilate anyone living there. And annihilate the cartels. Create a huge buffer zone.

But, annexing al of Mexico? Heck no. We can't assimilate an entire culture, especially one like Mexico's.

Posted by: GWB at January 20, 2026 08:55 AM (umayk)

180 "And there are many rules that are there just to quote unquote catch the person that tries to fight against injustice."

Specifically?

Posted by: pawn at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (WXTVZ)

181 Oops wrong link.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (ZeH0U)

182 Legal analyst on Fox News?

The usual route is speaking tours, board of director assignments and silk-stocking law firms.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (nCgQz)

183 It's almost 9 AM on the east coast. Has Don Lemon been questioned by the police yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

184 Gone are the days when you type hot-button topics — say “latest on border security” or “ICE protests” — into Google and are forced to sift through the same list of mainstream left-wing propaganda while the sources you trust are intentionally buried. In an act nothing short of miraculous, Google recently handed power back to the user with a new tool called the Preferred Sources feature. With a few clicks of a button, you can personalize your news-related search result.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (RHGPo)

185 171 But not them. They're completely missing something most people have.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 08:52 AM (BI5O2)

They've been made to feel invincible. Why would they have shame when they know they can get away with anything and everything?

They're part of the club. And the biggest high is rubbing what they can get away with in everyone else's faces.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (6Uni8)

186 Left wingers murdering in the streets, but especially they want La Guillotine, The National Razor."

It's cosplay - many seemingly want to be some heroic figure storming... somewhere.
Not a new phenomenon - look at all the younger set (especially women) who flocked to Spain to be, well, "heros".

Didn't work out for them, but their daughters were all in on Fidel and Che...

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

187 Liberalism vs. Progressivism: Thoughts on MLK Day
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I don't buy it. The contrast between liberal and progressive is drawn as far more stark than it really is. As is the contrast portrayed between the supposed English and Scottish Enlightenments on one side, and the German (and implied French) on the other.

The whole exercise is chock a block full of voluntarism - the rule of the will.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 08:57 AM (s0JqF)

188 178 It is very strange living in a country where my rules are more strict than illegals who live in the same MSA.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:55 AM (gbOdA)

Welcome to Saul Alinsky's "Rules for Radicals".

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 08:57 AM (6Uni8)

189 Scott Jennings tell some leftist young adult on CNN that he can't tell him not to say "Illegal aliens".

Long past time normal people started asking things like "How do you plan to stop me?" with children like that.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 08:57 AM (BpO1e)

190 Corrected link for 29 and Scott Jennings:

https://tinyurl.com/ycyw54ye

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:58 AM (ZeH0U)

191 There should be some interesting "conversations" between Trump and the Euroweenies at Davos....
Posted by: It's me donna

I suspect the aforementioned Euroweenies are so butch in opposing Trump on the invasion of Greenland because it is so much more pleasant to fight imaginary dragons rather than the Ruskies in Ukraine or the Islamic invasion of their own countries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 08:58 AM (L/fGl)

192 Have you all seen the list of bills the Dems in VA have introduced?
On day one!
Ready to go, no hesitation, no committee, no hearings, no empty promises.

It's a F'ing horror show of complete destruction of the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
Complete and full radical left wish-list.

And it will all easily pass.

Yet, the Republicans in IN refuse to redistrict even one seat because (they lie) Trump said some mean words once--not even directed at them!

That is the evil from both parties we are up against.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2026 08:58 AM (HXT0k)

193 My question is this; why hasn't the DoJ with an assist from the DoD or some other 3 letter Agency black bagged one or more of them? I think that would send every bit the message that the 11th ABN out of Alaska would. No?

I get that there is/will be an ongoing struggle with the NGO's and the deeply embedded agents of chaos to rid ourselves of their madness. That does not preclude definitive action against one or more of them now.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 08:47 AM (U2OZr)

One of them most often mentioned is Neville Roy Singham, who funded most of the George Floyd riots, and whose wife is a co-founder of Code Pink. His organizations are quietly funding much of what’s going on today. Why don’t we “bag him”? Because he got out of the US when he realized he was way past the law, and ostensibly moved to Singapore.
But other reports say that he actually spends most of his time now in Shanghai, under the personal protection of Xi. If he does go to Singapore, no doubt he is with a full Chinese military security team around him.
Did I mention where most of his money comes from? Take a big guess.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2026 08:58 AM (8YGuO)

194 It is very strange living in a country where my rules are more strict than illegals who live in the same MSA."

Nah. Drive in your nice, newish, middle classy vehicle 10 MPH over in most areas, and you're ticket bait.

Be a certain group doing 90 up I-95 in a clapped out Nissan? You're fine. Can't be stopped.

Y'all had a nice run.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

195 Take a look at the wealthiest EU nation — and the one with the most violent history with Russia — Germany. Germany currently spends roughly 2% of its €5 trillion GDP on defense, or about €100 billion annually. At the same time, it spends roughly ten to 12% of GDP on health care — around €500 billion per year.

AMF NATO

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:59 AM (gbOdA)

196 That is one more example of the Boomer effect. Management is wholly out for itself, in a crude way. Both employees and customers are on their own....
Most of the crap written about what Boomers wrought is BS. But this - the result of the Me Generation - is a real problem.
~~~~~

Pretty sure those damn Boomers started the Civil War too.

Seriously?

I really don't think that most of those who continually rail against "Boomers" have no idea how insulting and infuriating it is to see an entire generation painted with a broad brush. This is especially true since every generation has its own peccadilloes and faults.

Take ownership yourself or blame the leftists. But let this go, please.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2026 08:59 AM (3ImbR)

197 So we've gone from nation-building to nation-acquiring?

Look homeward, Mr. President. Please.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 09:00 AM (h/ffs)

198 They've been made to feel invincible. Why would they have shame when they know they can get away with anything and everything?

They're part of the club. And the biggest high is rubbing what they can get away with in everyone else's faces.
Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 08:56 AM (6Uni

Sure, they get away with everything. I'm not talking about consequences here - those are not a thing for ruling class people.

But even if you get away with it, once everyone knows about it, most people would slink away and just hope everyone forgets what an animalistic, subhuman pig he is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 09:00 AM (BI5O2)

199 Trump's attitude seems to be apres moi la deluge

That doesn't work for me. Not willing to be left as a sitting duck after he has done nothing to secure our future free from these domestic enemies to the Constitution.

This was his oath.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm hoping he just gets past midterms and the goes Curtis LeMay on them

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 20, 2026 09:01 AM (FxH7T)

200 192 Have you all seen the list of bills the Dems in VA have introduced?
On day one!
Ready to go, no hesitation, no committee, no hearings, no empty promises.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2026 08:58 AM (HXT0k)

Preview of coming attractions if they win nationally again. Along with mass arrests. No "building a case." No "due process."

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 09:01 AM (h/ffs)

201 ‘You Have To Make People Uncomfortable’: How Small Bitter Fruit Don Lemon Helped Anti-ICE Activists Storm a Minnesota Church
____

To really make you feel uncomfortable, next time we're going to put our hands down our pants and then rub them in your face!
-Don Lemon, Expert at making people uncomfortable

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2026 09:01 AM (Dv3i1)

202 Corrected link for 29 and Scott Jennings:

https://tinyurl.com/ycyw54ye
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 08:58 AM

+++
LOL. At this point CNN is simply comic relief.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (2Ez/1)

203 It's almost 9 AM on the east coast. Has Don Lemon been questioned by the police yet?

This is Lucy and Charlie Brown football on permanent loop.

The only reason they claim to be starting an investigation is so that they duck any further inquiry or responsibility by chanting the magic words: "We can't comment on an open investigation".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (/TiS1)

204 Have you all seen the list of bills the Dems in VA have introduced?"

FWIW, that's VA. The "house" flings stuff around constantly. It's an odd system, but sort of works.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

205 One year into Trump's second term and we are definitely better off. Is everything perfect? No. The resistance in the Federal bureaucracy (Deep State) and the left is still there, but the bureaucracy is being cleaned out. The left won't go away without a fight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (PTsqM)

206 I'm beginning to think this Jasmine person ain't too bright.

https://is.gd/rT2B2M

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (L/fGl)

207 Yes Scott Jennings has a way with words… he’s good on CNN. But I guess I’m way too cynical for my age because I can’t shake the suspicion that he’s just another grifter…. I mean he used to work for the Kentucky turtle and he sees which way the wind is blowing now…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (P/Wjn)

208 Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (2Ez/1)

I do enjoy these clips of Scott Jennings and his facial expressions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 09:04 AM (ZeH0U)

209 Where are the people with budget control that just say NO? Sorry but all the ____________ (daycare medicare medicaid non emergency transport, etc) has been spent for this year!
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 08:53 AM (gbOdA)
~~~~~

The government crooks will just raise taxes or float a bond. The few honest people at the local level who try to put a stop to it are threatened and/or fired. The corruption is deep.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2026 09:04 AM (3ImbR)

210 New Lawsuit Claims Ziploc Plastic Bags Dose Food with Microplastics

About 6 out of 10 times the test for finding microplastics in a tissue sample can be confused by molecules of esters formed from glycerol and three acid molecules.

AKA FAT

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:04 AM (gbOdA)

211 So SCOTUS may release their ruling on Trump's tariffs today ? While he's out of the Country ? That doesn't bode well... He'd be stuck with the very Euroweenies he's trying to raise tariffs on and SCOTUS says not so fast ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:04 AM (VE6XX)

212 >>I believe the unrest in Minneapolis was originally funded through the Somali fraud. That's my money funding it, at the start, not some billionaire.

Do you really think a group of people with the combined IQ of a potato organized this massive fraud ring that isn't just happening in Minnesota but nationwide without help? Somalis are a weapon not the masterminds.
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I think it was the tax monies stolen by the MN government, then funneled through the various Somali frauds that originally was used, by Minneapolis, to fund the beginning of the insurrection. The various players had billions to work with.

No, I do not think the Somali's dreamt up this shit.

Yet, the focus of the administration is on Minneapolis. Where Somali fraud was exposed to the tune of $8 plus billion dollars of tax monies. I'm certain this is one of 50 states that have a similar problem with fraud. Maybe not Somalis, but still fraud.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 09:04 AM (U2OZr)

213 Back in August, California put a freaken lien on my bank account for over $2,000 in back income taxes for the tax years 2019 and 2020. But here’s the thing…. I haven’t lived in California since 2011. Nevertheless, over the last five months, with considerable assistance from my employer, I’ve been trying to prove that I didn’t live there in 2019 and 2020. California is making me prove a negative.
=======================
Holy moly. Left in 2011, harassed By California fourteen years later.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:04 AM (24xYU)

214 Is everything perfect? No. "

So, no pitchforks? Damn. Was just prepping some old school torches, too...

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR)

215 That doesn't work for me. Not willing to be left as a sitting duck after he has done nothing to secure our future free from these domestic enemies to the Constitution.

April 15th is approaching. How are you going to "vote"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 09:05 AM (/TiS1)

216 Yes... I'm tired of taking the "high" ground... It's time to get down and dirty in the mud with the Libs...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 08:50 AM (VE6XX)


As I mentioned on the Tech Thread, Schlichter is vomiting out that same old crap about how arrests must wait on the law, which is just the same "we're better than that" shit sandwich on fresh bread.

Trump is going to lose the midterms, bigly. And he's going to end his days either in jail or in court fighting for his freedom. And he'll get not an ounce of sympathy from me.

Yes, he has a lot on his plate. But I do not believe he has any real appreciation or understanding of the boiling rage that is festering up among the base while he jerks off about Nobel prizes and Greenland.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (ufSfZ)

217 Jasmine Crockett goes full hood campaigning for Senate at her “homeboy’s” show in Texas:

“The last time I checked we ain’t no colonizas!.. they took us from OUR homeland!”

“My homeboy said listen, ima be in yo city!”

The Blacks War on Illegals begun they have.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (gbOdA)

218 right on, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (Cjt/F)

219 Look homeward, Mr. President. Please.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 09:00 AM (h/ffs)
===================
Count me in on this plea.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (24xYU)

220 “Illegal alien” isn’t a pejorative, it’s a legal term or technical term. “Neighbor” sounds so much nicer though. Benign. “Undocumented” makes it sound as if they simply lost their wallet. Could happen to anybody. “Newcomers” is a little Orwellian.

“Immigrant” is a legal term as well. Someone who entered the United States through a port of entry and has authorization to be in the United States.

The perversion of words, and language, is part of the conditioning process. Ultimately designed to prevent actual thought. Thoughts become words, and words become actions. You can tell a great deal about a person’s worldview, naturally by the words they might use in casual conversation.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (kGQLW)

221 I'm certain this is one of 50 states that have a similar problem with fraud. Maybe not Somalis, but still fraud."

This. It wasn't "somalis", it was "hey, let's get some of that FedCash" by failing social groups. They would've imported green aliens if it paid...

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

222 "They took us from our homeland" LOL. Yep, you were on the slave ship, Jasmine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 09:07 AM (ZeH0U)

223 198 But even if you get away with it, once everyone knows about it, most people would slink away and just hope everyone forgets what an animalistic, subhuman pig he is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 09:00 AM (BI5O2)

Maybe at one time, but not anymore.

Now, by forcing it upon you, they are establishing dominance, they are violating you. Which in their minds is how they prove their superiority.

We would feel shame.

They feel "Yeah, so what, this is what people like me get to do to people like you."

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:07 AM (6Uni8)

224 207 Yes Scott Jennings has a way with words… he’s good on CNN. But I guess I’m way too cynical for my age because I can’t shake the suspicion that he’s just another grifter…. I mean he used to work for the Kentucky turtle and he sees which way the wind is blowing now…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 20, 2026 09:03 AM (P/Wjn)

Meh. If he were as good as some think he is he wouldn't be allowed on CNN.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 09:07 AM (h/ffs)

225 Yes... I'm tired of taking the "high" ground... It's time to get down and dirty in the mud with the Libs...
Posted by: It's me donna

That's not who we are.

Posted by: David French at January 20, 2026 09:07 AM (Dv3i1)

226 He added that “86% of the Somali population of Minnesota gets full free healthcare, in addition to food stamps, housing and transportation and obviously daycare and things like that. So this is completely an effort to create a huge voting bloc.”
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For decades, the leaders of both parties have told you that you need to get used to less.
Less pay, less house, less car, less vacation, less healthcare.
While everything got more expensive.
That you don't deserve the American Dream.

At the same time, they were giving it all, all of that, away for free to immigrants.
No American citizen subgroup gets that much free.
Not the ghetto trash in the hood; not the hillbillies in the hollers.

But illiterate, near-retarded, immigrants who refuse to even learn English get it all.
For free.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 20, 2026 09:08 AM (HXT0k)

227 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (ufSfZ)

Whitehouse.gov

He probably isn't reading ASHQ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 09:09 AM (ZeH0U)

228 I haven’t lived in California since 2011. Nevertheless, over the last five months, with considerable assistance from my employer, I’ve been trying to prove that I didn’t live there in 2019 and 2020. California is making me prove a negative.

Well, quit voting there.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 09:09 AM (/TiS1)

229 New Lawsuit Claims Ziploc Plastic Bags Dose Food with Microplastics

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Zip it in the bud!

Scientists Say Research Indicating Our Bodies Are Riddled With Microplastics Is a “Joke”

https://is.gd/Thx0zD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 09:09 AM (L/fGl)

230 216 Trump is going to lose the midterms, bigly. And he's going to end his days either in jail or in court fighting for his freedom. And he'll get not an ounce of sympathy from me.

Yes, he has a lot on his plate. But I do not believe he has any real appreciation or understanding of the boiling rage that is festering up among the base while he jerks off about Nobel prizes and Greenland.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (ufSfZ)

The Democrats will publicly execute him if they get the chance.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:09 AM (6Uni8)

231 “These interventions carry risk of significant harms including infertility/sterility, sexual dysfunction, impaired bone density accrual, adverse cognitive impacts, cardiovascular disease and metabolic disorders, psychiatric disorders, surgical complications, and regret,”

How much of this in Munchausen's by Proxy?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (gbOdA)

232 Lots of black-pilling here today.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

233 >>> 210 New Lawsuit Claims Ziploc Plastic Bags Dose Food with Microplastics

About 6 out of 10 times the test for finding microplastics in a tissue sample can be confused by molecules of esters formed from glycerol and three acid molecules.

AKA FAT
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:04 AM (gbOdA)

Were the microplastics tests developed by the same EXPERTS! who developed the woofloo tests?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (ULPxl)

234 The Democrats will publicly execute him if they get the chance.
Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:09 AM (6Uni

Already tried twice we KNOW of!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (gbOdA)

235 224 Meh. If he were as good as some think he is he wouldn't be allowed on CNN.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 09:07 AM (h/ffs)

This. A real stone-cold killer wouldn't need CNN's table scraps.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (6Uni8)

236 That's not who we are.

Posted by: David French


You get the flame thrower first for two reasons: so we don't have to hear you scold, and it will better prepare you for your afterlife.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (/TiS1)

237 FWIW, that's VA. The "house" flings stuff around constantly. It's an odd system, but sort of works.


hmm maybe this time is different, man

also she did a shit ton of terrible EOs on top of the bills they're talking about.

glad we didn't move there, but am sad bc I do love the state. poisoned by Richmond and DC, sadly. just like up here, but we (PA) are a bit larger and Pitt doesn't like Philly so that helps.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (emBoF)

238 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

https://tinyurl.com/y47t89j9

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

239 232 Lots of black-pilling here today.
Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

I admit it.. I'm a pessimist... Always have been.... I still hold out hope for the midterms so there's that...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (VE6XX)

240 > But illiterate, near-retarded, immigrants who refuse to even learn English get it all.
For free.
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You paid for it.

So did I.

Add up all the taxes you've paid in your lifetime. Figure all of it was stolen and used for fraud. Somalis in MN. Mexicans somewhere else. Ghetto queens everywhere.

The amount of wealth stolen from the American public and used like this is staggering.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (U2OZr)

241 Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (

Which makes it like every other day.

Got things to do. Catch everybody later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (ZeH0U)

242 California put a freaken lien on my bank account
California is making me prove a negative
——

“Presumption of Innocence” notably does not apply to Taxing authorities. Kind of a carve-out, eh?

But the bank. What jiggery-pokery is this? How does the state bolsheviks in California exert this kind of control, under what mechanism? I probably don’t want to know. I don’t have any money, so I’m good.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (kGQLW)

243 With Artemis, NASA has done none of those things, or if it has, it has done it tentatively and not sufficiently. SLS has only launched once. It has not been tested as rigorously as Apollo tested the Saturn V. It remains a large unknown.

More significantly, Orion will be flying humans using a life support system that has never been tested in space at all. Before sending Artemis II to the Moon, NASA intends to hold the capsule in Earth orbit for several hours to check the system out, but that is certainly not the same as the two-week mission of Apollo 7.

========================
NASA should not fly the Artemis mission.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (DZdRD)

244 But I do not believe he has any real appreciation or understanding of the boiling rage that is festering up among the base while he jerks off about Nobel prizes and Greenland.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:06 AM (ufSfZ)

It may be an age issue, a natural tendency to become more insulated. But hard to believe he can't grasp what his base is feeling.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (h/ffs)

245 The Blacks War on Illegals begun they have."

Chicago and LA say "hey"...

FWIW, drove thru the old "LA central" area 4 years ago - what a change from the last time (mid 90's). The "black" section is gone. As in wiped out. It's all Hispanic. Florence & Compton had a Hispanic ice cream shop...

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)

246 tired after watching an incredible game last night! and then was too wired to sleep!

so much fun

I know the final ended up late date-wise but I'm sad anyway and will miss college football (for only a little while lol). super fun still!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (emBoF)

247 Were the microplastics tests developed by the same EXPERTS! who developed the woofloo tests?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (ULPxl)

When the final recommendations on finding woofloo required the test sample to be replicated 40X I knew it was BS.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (gbOdA)

248 Some people here get themselves so worked up they don't realize how ridiculous they sound.

Just IMO of course.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (KDPiq)

249 Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

https://tinyurl.com/y47t89j9
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

That would be pretty limiting...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (VE6XX)

250 But illiterate, near-retarded, immigrants who refuse to even learn English get it all.
For free.
---------------
This land was my land. This land was your land....

Posted by: pudinhead at January 20, 2026 09:13 AM (pLaQB)

251 New Lawsuit Claims Ziploc Plastic Bags Dose Food with Microplastics

I guess that means we go back to using Tupperware.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 09:13 AM (/TiS1)

252 Yet, the focus of the administration is on Minneapolis. Where Somali fraud was exposed to the tune of $8 plus billion dollars of tax monies. I'm certain this is one of 50 states that have a similar problem with fraud. Maybe not Somalis, but still fraud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Fraud is the cost of doing business. Well, technically, your cost as a taxpayer. I actually do pretty well.
Gov Mike DeWine (R-OH), $16mm(?) Net Worth

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2026 09:14 AM (Dv3i1)

253 40-year-old stabbed, officer assaulted after brawl erupts at LA’s MLK Day Parade: cops, report

.. bringing a nostalgic flare to the holiday

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

254 238 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

https://tinyurl.com/y47t89j9
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

I am canceling by MET sub!

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:14 AM (gbOdA)

255 I admit it.. I'm a pessimist... Always have been.... I still hold out hope for the midterms so there's that...


NO!! lol but yes

the morning thread is always super pessimistic

y'all gotta get out more. I'm in a bit of a slow period due to people being in the Caribbean/Mexico (clients, not me sadly) plus the snow etc I'm kinda hibernating.

but go out! talk to people! even in Philly! it will hearten you (it does me anyway)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 09:14 AM (emBoF)

256

When Don Lemon was harassing churchgoers, he was shadowed by a watchful young black man. Did Lemon have a bodyguard?

He may need protection. He eventually betrays anybody that he's working with, he can't help it. His impending danger is not from his current targets, it's from Antifa et al after he deviates from the narrow path they require.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 20, 2026 09:14 AM (azNOR)

257 BET not MET

but alas

Same diff

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:14 AM (gbOdA)

258 the boiling rage that is festering up among the base"

Que? Most are pretty happy. Lower prices, cheaper gas, someone in gov who seems to give a ... care about the public at large.

I like it. And Greenyland is a great laser pointer. Look, squirrel!

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:15 AM (XuXeR)

259 An Astonishing Proportion of High Schoolers Have Had a “Romantic Relationship” With an AI, Research Finds This should worry you.

... "Her" (2013) was not meant to be a "how to"

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:15 AM (RHGPo)

260 >>>But the bank. What jiggery-pokery is this? How does the state bolsheviks in California exert this kind of control, under what mechanism? I probably don’t want to know. I don’t have any money, so I’m good.

Posted by: Common Tater

>CA stole my HSA. They felt they were entitled because they saw no activity. It took over 10 years to be reimbursed. A new SOS came in and made that happen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 09:16 AM (oT7pT)

261 Lots of black-pilling here today.
Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ)


I prefer to call it living in the real world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:16 AM (ufSfZ)

262 238 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

https://tinyurl.com/y47t89j9

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

I really don't care, Big Mike.

Unlike your mincing fag of a "Husband", I don't hate my white half.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:16 AM (6Uni8)

263 we go back to using Tupperware."

Supperware. For the upcoming monsoon season.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:16 AM (XuXeR)

264 🚨ALICE WEIDEL ANNOUNCES GERMANY WILL LEAVE THE EU

When the AfD wins the next election she intends to give Germans the chance to vote to leave the "Monstrous EU"

This will bring the whole thing crashing down
This is why they don't want her to win

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

265 How does the state bolsheviks in California exert this kind of control, under what mechanism"

This. Doesn't pass the smell test.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:17 AM (XuXeR)

266 But illiterate near-retarded immigrants who refuse to even learn English get it all. For free.
———

Diversity is their strength. They’ve been saying this for years.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2026 09:17 AM (kGQLW)

267 264 🚨ALICE WEIDEL ANNOUNCES GERMANY WILL LEAVE THE EU

When the AfD wins the next election she intends to give Germans the chance to vote to leave the "Monstrous EU"

This will bring the whole thing crashing down
This is why they don't want her to win

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

Didn't Germany permanently ban AfD in order to save "Their Precious Democracy"?

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:18 AM (6Uni8)

268 Most are pretty happy. Lower prices, cheaper gas, someone in gov who seems to give a ... care about the public at large.

Bread and circuses to keep people from noticing that not a single Democrat of any power or influence has been arrested and never will be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:18 AM (ufSfZ)

269 Bread and circuses"

Que? That's real life. Not cosplayers in Minneland.

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR)

270 I admit it.. I'm a pessimist... Always have been.... I still hold out hope for the midterms so there's that...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (VE6XX)

The Republicans in the House and Senate had better start delivering then. We have the WH, Senate and House. And what have they done with this? Nothing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2026 09:20 AM (N39Ws)

271 Ahmad Jihad Bojeh just KlLLED 3 old white men for no reason while they vacationed in Florida. Clearly a terror attack, but authorities & media cover up:
(1)note him as WHITE;
(2)note him a "Florida man" instead of "Muslim."
(3)remove Jihad from his name.
(4) He was tied to a 2021 shooting but got off on insanity

Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

272 268 Bread and circuses to keep people from noticing that not a single Democrat of any power or influence has been arrested and never will be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 09:18 AM (ufSfZ)

Nothing matters until Dem pieces start getting taken off of the board.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:20 AM (6Uni8)

273 This. Doesn't pass the smell test
——

It does, if you squint. Is the bank located in California? Or has branches there, and that sort of legal twaddle. I suppose banks don’t want to get into a pissing contest with California.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2026 09:20 AM (kGQLW)

274 Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

275 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:21 AM (LlV+5)

276 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2026 09:20 AM (N39Ws)

I note you've had that Nic for a long time.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 09:21 AM (KDPiq)

277 >>It may be an age issue, a natural tendency to become more insulated. But hard to believe he can't grasp what his base is feeling.

Of course he knows. Nobody has been more attacked from more directions including trying to blow his head off than Trump.

Every single day we hear about more layers of corruption throughout our government including places like the DOJ and people bitch that things aren't going faster. Bondi had to fire 6 prosecutors in the MN office for refusing to go along with investigations of the corruption and it's just assumed that new, fully formed prosecutors who will follow the law appear instantaneously and fix everything by lunch time.

We are getting big wins all the time but if you entire focus is not everything is fixed the way I want it already then you will never be satisfied.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2026 09:22 AM (viF8m)

278 275 Good morning!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:21 AM (LlV+5)

What's that supposed to mean ?.. Sorry... It's a bit touchy here this morning .. LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:22 AM (VE6XX)

279 > the boiling rage that is festering up among the base
---------
There a quote by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn making the rounds; "The most terrifying force of death, comes from the hands of men who wanted to be left alone."

There's more to it. But it's been trending among some peoples.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 20, 2026 09:22 AM (U2OZr)

280 Congrats to Indiana last night. Great game, and great players. As a Buckeye fan, it was not happy watching those two teams fight it out for the prize, since they both beat OSU, but obviously much deserved.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:22 AM (ucRM4)

281 Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

282 275 Good morning!
Posted by: Lizzy

Didn't read the comments, didja?

(jk)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2026 09:22 AM (Dv3i1)

283 >>Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be


Don't look at me!

Posted by: Scott Adams' Ghost at January 20, 2026 09:23 AM (LlV+5)

284 Anybody have a link to the VA bills and EOs?

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

285 >>Didn't read the comments, didja?

(jk)


Heh. JJ's links are always superb, but some days simply reading them puts one in a mood. Womp. womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:24 AM (LlV+5)

286 When the final recommendations on finding woofloo required the test sample to be replicated 40X I knew it was BS.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026


***
I knew pretty early too. My employer instituted mandatory, random "testing" for the Sniffles. I went twice. The second time the so-called technician wasn't watching me. I simply took the swab and put it right into the container; it never touched my nose.

I passed anyway. I didn't get an email, "There was not sufficient material to make a determination; please test again." Oh, no. "You passed."

After that I ignored the emails -- and discovered there was no enforcement mechanism anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 09:24 AM (wzUl9)

287 Rand Paul:

Youtube and its parent company Google deserves to be sued. For the past three weeks YouTube has been hosting a video that is a calculated lie, falsely accusing me of taking money from Venezuela’s Nicolás Maduro. It refused to remove the video. It is, of course, a ludicrous accusation, but paid trolls are daily spreading this lie across the internet. This untruth is essentially an accusation of treason, which then leads the internet mob to call for my death. Advocating for liability for Google is no small step for me. I have long defended the private-property rights of internet companies.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

288 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

https://tinyurl.com/y47t89j9

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)
-

Scott Adams was right - and not racist.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 09:25 AM (CZW9O)

289 Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

https://tinyurl.com/y47t89j9
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

That would be pretty limiting...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:12 AM (VE6XX)

I just lurve all the unity and harmony promoted by the Obamas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 09:25 AM (wVcYX)

290 Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be
____

Segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever! Glad to see my party still keeping my legacy alive.
-George Wallace

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2026 09:25 AM (Dv3i1)

291 The Iranian regime foreign minister was disinvited to Davos.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (0KSrI)

292 Don't look at me!

Posted by: Scott Adams' Ghost at January 20, 2026 09:23 AM (LlV+5)
-

Great morons think alike!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (CZW9O)

293 280 Congrats to Indiana last night. Great game, and great players. As a Buckeye fan, it was not happy watching those two teams fight it out for the prize, since they both beat OSU, but obviously much deserved.


it was a GREAT game with GREAT coaching!

also I've unofficially adopted Fernando I love him so so much. ADORABLE

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (emBoF)

294 I just hope we get heterosexual art today. CBD owes us boobs, big time.

Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

295 >>What's that supposed to mean ?.. Sorry... It's a bit touchy here this morning .. LOL


We are here, like-minded though not always in agreement!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (LlV+5)

296 We are getting big wins all the time but if you entire focus is not everything is fixed the way I want it already then you will never be satisfied."

My team didn't beat the other team by every point imaginable!!!! (insert sports fans' sounds here)

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:27 AM (XuXeR)

297 White owned brands? So basically everything that is a good product. Ok Mooch, have at it.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 09:27 AM (d4dD2)

298 That ridiculous twerp on CNN exemplifies the left: they want to tell you what to think, what to say, even which direction to walk down grocery store aisles. That kid has a deep-seated mental illness, and the left likes to mainstream the mentally ill. It's their idea of a political "big tent".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:27 AM (XR7sA)

299 Good morning!
Posted by: Lizzy

Didn't read the comments, didja?

(jk)
Posted by: Chuck Martel

It was a rhetorical greeting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 09:28 AM (L/fGl)

300 Indiana was really good this year (understatement)… but last night Cignetti was a bit off his usual game. He burned two timeouts in the second half needlessly (a no-no in a close game)… then when they’re poised to run out the clock and salt the game away… they have 2nd and 1 with 2 minutes left… a bad false start prevents a first down and they have to give the ball back to Miami. That team didn’t make those kinds of mistakes the rest of the year…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 20, 2026 09:28 AM (uo8Bw)

301 I just hope we get heterosexual art today. CBD owes us boobs, big time.
Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

Reubenesque, even!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 09:28 AM (wVcYX)

302 Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be
____

She never had a mask on about her racism. She was just always protected by the msm and their suppression or spin of her racist positions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 09:28 AM (KDPiq)

303 298 That ridiculous twerp on CNN exemplifies the left: they want to tell you what to think, what to say, even which direction to walk down grocery store aisles. That kid has a deep-seated mental illness, and the left likes to mainstream the mentally ill. It's their idea of a political "big tent".
____

FU, I won't do what you tell me!
-Rage Against the Machine

No! Don't rage against that machine!
-Rage Against the Machine

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2026 09:29 AM (Dv3i1)

304 297 White owned brands? So basically everything that is a good product. Ok Mooch, have at it.
Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 09:27 AM (d4dD2)


I think Jeri-Curl is owned by whtites and, horror - Jews!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 20, 2026 09:29 AM (x0n13)

305 >>Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be


More seriously, this woman's podcast and social media are a gift. She reveals herself more every day.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2026 09:29 AM (LlV+5)

306 That team didn’t make those kinds of mistakes the rest of the year…"

See, that's proof everything is fixed! Shoot them all, now!!

(hmmmm)

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 09:29 AM (XuXeR)

307 also I've unofficially adopted Fernando I love him so so much. ADORABLE
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (emBoF)
=================
I used to live about 3 or 4 miles from the Miami campus, but I was pulling for Indiana last night. Their coach is pretty great, and Mendoza is really something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (XR7sA)

308 A lemon is not bitter, it is sour.

Posted by: Colonel Angostura at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (VjfFB)

309 I am NOT going to be kicked out of White Society just because Big Mike wants to swing his retarded dick around.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (6Uni8)

310
A
R
T

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

311 “It’s all fabricated shit,” Honoré told the DCNF when asked about the alleged tournament.

“I hate fucking golf,” Honoré said. “I live on a golf course. I’ve been on it one fucking time since 2010.”

>>> A retired three-star general that hates golf? Oh, right, he wasn't Air Force.

Read the whole article, at least the Daily Caller got both sides of the story. I do agree that we need to ban China from buying land next to our bases.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't like golf either at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (Wt5PA)

312 By the way.. I liked yesterday's ART

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (VE6XX)

313 ART!

Posted by: Nazdar at January 20, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

314 ART! But not Reubenesque.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (wVcYX)

315 294 I just hope we get heterosexual art today. CBD owes us boobs, big time.
Posted by: Bulg at January 20, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)
________
Don't push it. That could lead to Harvey on the ottoman.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (s0JqF)

316 249 Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

https://tinyurl.com/y47t89j9
----------------
Deep Thoughts of Michelle. Imma okay with this one.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (pLaQB)

317 I'd bet every straight-hair wighat owned and worn by Mooch was cut from some Asian lady. Why isn't she content to wear her own hair? She hates being black and is jealous of all other races.

Posted by: Call of the Wighat at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (oftw2)

318 He burned two timeouts in the second half needlessly

you're right and he agrees with you! he said he didn't sleep last night agonizing over that!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (emBoF)

319 Michelle Obama says she is mindful to try to avoid white-owned brands and others also should be

Something, something, content of their character...

That being said: Why not encourage blacks to leave here peacefully and set up in another nation? We could have a real life Wakanda without wypipo holding them back.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (BpO1e)

320 No! Don't rage against that machine!
-Rage Against the Machine
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2026 09:29 AM (Dv3i1)
==================
Exactly right. A little shit like Tom Morello is against every American value, and pro-totalitarian. Go ahead and rage against America, he says, but not China or North Korea.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (XR7sA)

321 317 I'd bet every straight-hair wighat owned and worn by Mooch was cut from some Asian lady. Why isn't she content to wear her own hair? She hates being black and is jealous of all other races.

Posted by: Call of the Wighat at January 20, 2026 09:31 AM (oftw2)

All black people (especially mixed ones) hate being black.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (6Uni8)

322
All black people (especially mixed ones) hate being black.
Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:32 AM (6Uni

I hate to think that's true...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:33 AM (VE6XX)

323 Tuesday is Wednesday's hump Day

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2026 09:33 AM (y9ksN)

324 Johnson &Johnson

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 09:35 AM (KDPiq)

325 Yikes.. The Market is in freefall... Must be Trump's tariff threat

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 09:35 AM (VE6XX)

326 ‘Racial Equity’ Group Funded by Minnesota Taxpayers Asks for Donations To Bail Fund Freeing Anti-ICE Agitators

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)

327 "All black people (especially mixed ones) hate being black."

No, it's the white in them that is the cause because at some point in the past, their mammy spread it for a whitey.

This "rape/raped" mentality is not limited to the Blacks. There's a lot of it in Europe which goes back to the Mongols, etc.

Posted by: pawn at January 20, 2026 09:48 AM (WXTVZ)

328 Trump has managed to drive the 10 year rate all the way to 4.28 over the last week, when he was publicly hoping to get it below 3.75. So mortgage rates are heading upwards, and dollar even lower.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 09:50 AM (evI9x)

329 Michelle Obama needs to be air dropped into Afghanistan

Enough of this racist piece of shit.

The Obamas really fucked this country up.

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 20, 2026 09:51 AM (61TgR)

330 327 No, it's the white in them that is the cause because at some point in the past, their mammy spread it for a whitey.

This "rape/raped" mentality is not limited to the Blacks. There's a lot of it in Europe which goes back to the Mongols, etc.

Posted by: pawn at January 20, 2026 09:48 AM (WXTVZ)

On a personal level, I do not give a shit about that.

While I do think my parents should not have reproduced, it's because of their mental illnesses (Schizophrenic mother, father with Rage issues), not because of race mixing.

Posted by: XTC at January 20, 2026 09:56 AM (6Uni8)

Daily Tech News 20 January 2026

Top Story

  • Two things to clarify from yesterday. First, that quote at the top of the post explaining the DRAM Apocalypse was from Jatin Malik, an engineer at Atlassian.

    Second, brains are computers.


  • Agent psychosis: Are we going insane? (Armin Ronacher)

    Apparently, yes:
    You can use Polecats without the Refinery and even without the Witness or Deacon. Just tell the Mayor to shut down the rig and sling work to the polecats with the message that they are to merge to main directly. Or the polecats can submit MRs and then the Mayor can merge them manually. It's really up to you. The Refineries are useful if you have done a LOT of up-front specification work, and you have huge piles of Beads to churn through with long convoys.
    That's from the Gas Town Emergency User Manual which would be a great name for a work of surrealist speculative fiction but is quite literally a user manual.
    Looking at Gas Town (and Beads) from the outside, it looks like a Mad Max cult. What are polecats, refineries, mayors, beads, convoys doing in an agentic coding system? If the maintainer is in the loop, and the whole community is in on this mad ride, then everyone and their daemons just throw more slop up. As an external observer the whole project looks like an insane psychosis or a complete mad art project. Except, it's real? Or is it not? Apparently a reason for slowdown in Gas Town is contention on figuring out the version of Beads, which takes 7 subprocess spawns. Or using the doctor command times out completely. Beads keeps growing and growing in complexity and people who are using it, are realizing that it's almost impossible to uninstall. And they might not even work well together even though one apparently depends on the other.
    What is Beads?

    Beads is a quarter of a million lines of code to manage Markdown files in Git repositories.

    I have written entire enterprise systems with paying customers and decade-long track records that are no larger than that.

    But I didn't have agentic AI to help me, so they actually worked.

    There's a term in programming called technical debt, which measures the cost of a quick fix that you know you will have to rip out and fix properly one day.

    Vibe coding is the technical debt singularity.

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 04:03 AM (ZD9Z9)

2 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2026 04:04 AM (Cjt/F)

3 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

4 !!

Posted by: clarence at January 20, 2026 04:04 AM (VL3/h)

5 Morning all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 20, 2026 04:04 AM (BLOW1)

6 Evening and morning, Pixy and the rest of the Horde. I'm up way earlier than usual. No fault of cats this time, just one o' them things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:05 AM (wzUl9)

7 eh, technical debt is not just a programming thing; it works just as well in all of the real-world infrastructure.

If it has a name on the mechanical side of things I've never heard it, but it's there all the same.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2026 04:08 AM (Cjt/F)

8 Twelve O'Clock High, the original movie w/ Gregory Peck, is on Movies! right now. Solid B & W film from 1949.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:09 AM (wzUl9)

9 Mornin'

There is a special election here in my little part of Babylon DC. A token GOP is running for the seat. Richmond has been taken over by marxists. Guess I'll vote this morning. He's got no chance at all, not here in Soviet Fairfax but WTH. I still root for the Pittsburgh Pirates and they've been eliminated from the '26 playoffs already.

youtu.be/5Ue4_MWwKY8

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 20, 2026 04:10 AM (sAmhv)

10 The game has been out for a week.
----

All that creativity out in the wild and you can focus it with a game?

Posted by: clarence at January 20, 2026 04:10 AM (VL3/h)

11 Watching Cyber CPU guy's new video on totally removing AI from Win11:

https://youtu.be/PiC_XpVtzLY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 04:11 AM (ZD9Z9)

12 "They're like walking, talking, quarter-million line codebases that can only do a single task, and fail even at that."

LOL!

another concept of broad applicability!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2026 04:12 AM (Cjt/F)

13 >>>eh, technical debt is not just a programming thing; it works just as well in all of the real-world infrastructure.

If it has a name on the mechanical side of things I've never heard it, but it's there all the same.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez

>Jury rig? Jerry rig? It means you end up doing shit twice instead of doing it right the first time?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 04:13 AM (oT7pT)

14 >Jury rig? Jerry rig? It means you end up doing shit twice instead of doing it right the first time?
----

Not enough time to do it right but you can make the time to do it again.

Example #31419 why I hate working for other people.

Posted by: clarence at January 20, 2026 04:16 AM (VL3/h)

15 >Jury rig? Jerry rig? It means you end up doing shit twice instead of doing it right the first time?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026


***
Many kids I knew in jr. high and later had another term for it, the "n****r rig." These same people called mayonnaise "my-nez," girls' hair of a certain dark blonde shade "dirty blonde," and pronounced the name of the kitchen dishwashing receptacle as "zink," so I never took them seriously.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:19 AM (wzUl9)

16 PDJT has been president for a year. Ain't that something!?!

The inauguration was on Monday night, and I already knew I wouldn't have to go to work the next day; that was the time of the Big Snow here. So I stayed up to watch the show. There just seemed to be so much *joy* in the air among the participants, didn't there? As well as among Trump supporters.

After four horrible years of Joey the Crayon-Eater, it felt . . . amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:25 AM (wzUl9)

17 There's a term in programming called technical debt, which measures the cost of a quick fix that you know you will have to rip out and fix properly one day.
----

More likely known as "I rented out the apartment and have you finished the remodel yet?"

Posted by: clarence at January 20, 2026 04:28 AM (VL3/h)

18 This was my "God incident" for Sunday. The solution to the Wonderword for Sunday ( It's a game where you circle letters that form words and the left over words form a phrase or word) was "There was Jesus" which apparently is a Country western song by Dolly Parton and Zach Williams and here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6smwnn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 04:29 AM (PFs9e)

19 >>>Two things to clarify from yesterday. First, that quote at the top of the post explaining the DRAM Apocalypse was from Jatin Malik, an engineer at Atlassian.

I googled that and got it and stuck it in the comments.

w00t

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 04:32 AM (SSiCQ)

20 Fen, that's not a Dolly song I know. Did you know she turned 80 the other day? She's had an amazing life -- close to sixty years of it as a performer. The old Porter Wagoner show used to be on local TV on Saturday evenings when I was a kid. I paid little attention to it, not being a country fan then, and so I don't recall if she was on it then or not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:35 AM (wzUl9)

21 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January

I didn't know it either. I did know it was her birthday and finding that song encouraged me to look up some of her other Gospel music. I'm so "out of it" as far as country music that I didn't even know who Zach Williams is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 04:39 AM (PFs9e)

22 From IMDb: "[Dolly] fell in love with Carl Dean, who ran an asphalt-paving business; they married on May 30, 1966 and they stayed married until his death in 2025. In 1967 her singing caught the attention of Porter Wagoner, who hired her to appear on his program, The Porter Wagoner Show (1961). She stayed with the show for 7 years, their duets became famous, and she appeared with his group at the Grand Ole Opry; she also toured and sold records."

So she was not on the show when I recall glimpsing it. I'm sure I'd have remembered her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:40 AM (wzUl9)

23 And Robert Stacy McCain gives some advice on "How to stay sane in crazy times." He recommends viewing sports if you like that, or some other hobby.

https://tinyurl.com/4b9exsuz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 04:42 AM (PFs9e)

24 Here's a good one you may have found already, Fen...
https://tinyurl.com/mtkc2723

Posted by: Don in SoCo at January 20, 2026 04:42 AM (vd6bO)

25 Being bombarded with Frontier fiber ads, but soon as Verizon takes over Frontier and what changes will Verizon make. I already have fiber from a local account, but Frontier promises to give me the moon, stars and cheap fiber, for now. I will stick with what I have even thought both are on my street. 7 gig fiber, I don't need that for browsing the internet.

Posted by: Colin at January 20, 2026 04:44 AM (wlQdF)

26 I assume watching a YouTube here counts on that YouTube view.
After seeing a video hete grts them on my YouTube app

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 04:44 AM (Ia/+0)

27 I didn't know it either. I did know it was her birthday and finding that song encouraged me to look up some of her other Gospel music. I'm so "out of it" as far as country music that I didn't even know who Zach Williams is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026


***
I don't know Williams either. Modern country has lost what it used to have, the kind of "story songs" that caught at your heart, and the sense of "fun" in tunes like "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home." Though even that had a thread of seriousness to it: A wife is fed up with her husband's drinking at bars, so she proclaims she's going to make their house over into a honky-tonk bar so he'll stay at home with her.

If you don't know Randy Travis's "Three Wooden Crosses," I suggest you look it up. It's like a complete short story in song and has a wonderful Christian message.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:44 AM (wzUl9)

28 >>>There's a term in programming called technical debt, which measures the cost of a quick fix that you know you will have to rip out and fix properly one day.

That's a useful term. It would drive me crazy to pile up a bunch of those.
*I am not a coder.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 04:44 AM (SSiCQ)

29 Here's a good one you may have found already, Fen...
https://tinyurl.com/mtkc2723
Posted by: Don in SoCo at January 20, 2026


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A classic -- originally from a guy called Don Francisco. We used to play his stuff at the Christian radio station. Dolly's voice is perfect for it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:47 AM (wzUl9)

30 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 17 cold degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, but I assure you the weather is not nearly as cold, bleak and hopeless as my heart and soul.

I see Schlicter tossing out the usual "if you want justice, you have to wait" bushwa, the usual ground prep for the whine of "gosh, we WANT to prosecute people, but those mean old judges won't let us!"

I look forward to hearing the DoJs sensible-sounding legalism to explain why Don Lemon won't even have his hair mussed, let alone be arrested.

You will see Elvis cornholing Bigfoot in Rockefeller Plaza before you see Lemon perp-walked. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 04:48 AM (ufSfZ)

31 Man writes Christian devotional on 1st Peter 4.12-19 and "Our Birthright in Christ."
Our Daily Bread devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/ytxx26na

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 04:51 AM (ix8EF)

32 30 I see Schlicter tossing out the usual "if you want justice, you have to wait" bushwa
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 04:48 AM (ufSfZ)

heh; bushwa

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 04:52 AM (SSiCQ)

33 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 17 cold degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. . . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026


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MP4, I read that as "47" degrees at first, and was about to post that it's only a little cooler here, 42. Nope.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:52 AM (wzUl9)

34 Thanks, very much ,Don in SoCo and Wolfus. I will look those up a little later.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 04:53 AM (ix8EF)

35 I believe that jury-rig is the older of the two terms by quite a bit and comes from the world of sailing where it is is strictly employed, even today (one would not use jerry-rig on a sailboat for sure, maybe one of those noisy powerboat contraptions) but I believe jerry-rig is also really old. So one can also use jerry-rig in any other setting than marine, I would say. Hmm might have to research this a bit more.

*Goes humming off to peruse his very old Webster's Unabridged inherited from his father, not to be seen until bedtime.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2026 04:54 AM (/aZwr)

36 30 I look forward to hearing the DoJs sensible-sounding legalism to explain why Don Lemon won't even have his hair mussed, let alone be arrested.

You will see Elvis cornholing Bigfoot in Rockefeller Plaza before you see Lemon perp-walked. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 04:48 AM (ufSfZ)

The violation of a sacred space is infuriating. There is some hope, maybe, that this time they went Too Far.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 04:54 AM (SSiCQ)

37 The other classic country "story song" I love and say that it's a complete short story is Garth Brooks's "The Beaches of Cheyenne." Like a lot of the material he did in his early years in the spotlight, it is dynamite -- and seems to be something that nobody in country music had ever done before.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:55 AM (wzUl9)

38 A classic -- originally from a guy called Don Francisco. We used to play his stuff at the Christian radio station. Dolly's voice is perfect for it.
_-_
Yeah, Don Fransisco's stuff is great! Apparently I had his and John Michael Talbot's songwriting mixed up in my head. Both worth a listen.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at January 20, 2026 04:55 AM (vd6bO)

39 Dad saved by his seven year old daughter. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/4ej6s4a9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 04:55 AM (ix8EF)

40
jury-rigged
adjective
(of a ship) having temporary makeshift rigging.
• mainly North American English makeshift; improvised: jury-rigged classrooms in gymnasiums.

DERIVATIVES
jury-rig
verb

ORIGIN
late 18th century: jury perhaps based on Old French ajurie ‘aid’.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 04:58 AM (SSiCQ)

41 8 Twelve O'Clock High, the original movie w/ Gregory Peck, is on Movies! right now. Solid B & W film from 1949.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:09 AM (wzUl9)

That's one of those that I watch whenever it's on. Don't know why - maybe this baby-boomer can only contemplate in silent awe the courage and sacrifice those young men made for our country and for freedom.

I don't know if I would have had the courage to do what they did.

I set the rest of the movie to record.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2026 05:01 AM (QGaXH)

42 Jerry-rig, jerry-rigged isn't showing up in the New Oxford American Dictionary.

Maybe jerry-built?

jerry-built
adjective
badly or hastily built with materials of poor quality: behind the house was a jerry-built shack.

ORIGIN
mid 19th century: origin unknown; sometimes said to be from the name of a firm of builders in Liverpool, or to allude to the walls of Jericho, which fell down at the sound of Joshua's trumpets (Josh. 6:20).

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 05:02 AM (SSiCQ)

43 Working at Christian AM radio in the late '80s and into the late '90s, I came to a strong appreciation of the best of that music. It was no longer all choir music, hymns, or old-style gospel music, I learned. The songwriters and singers who came along then had grown up with pop music and were influenced by it, melding the Christian message with solid and often catchy tunes. "He's Alive" is one of the very best of all time. Not only the story we all know, but a driving and haunting melody too.

I found out only recently that Herb Alpert's 1967 album cut, "Wade in the Water," an irresistible and haunting melody too, is an old-time gospel song. I was flipping through the hymnal at Miss Linda's Catholic church and happened to run across it. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 05:02 AM (wzUl9)

44 Wife likes to check the deck thermometer, earlier she said 10 degrees, phone saying 14

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 05:05 AM (Ia/+0)

45 maybe this baby-boomer can only contemplate in silent awe the courage and sacrifice those young men made for our country and for freedom.

I don't know if I would have had the courage to do what they did.

I set the rest of the movie to record.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2026


***
And it's even more amazing when you realize they were in for the duration. Vietnam guys, I understand, knew they were only in for a year or so unless they re-upped. In WWI and WWII, and probably Korea (?), unless you were badly wounded, you were in it until the war was over.

Though I believe there was something called "points," which you earned in service. The impression I have is that once you reached a certain total, you could go home. I don't know how that worked.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 05:07 AM (wzUl9)

46 As per TJM, started watching Ran on Tubi but it had no subtitles, found 7 Samurai with subtitles so started that last night.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 05:07 AM (Ia/+0)

47 Havd a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 05:12 AM (Ia/+0)

48
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 20, 2026 05:12 AM (tljrc)

49 The 1932 The Most Dangerous Game w/ Joel McCrea and Fay Wray is coming up on Movies! at 5 am central. I know of it, but have never seen it. This would have been the year before Fay became famous for her turn in King Kong.

As for McCrea, he was a solid performer for several decades. His title role as "Sergeant Hook" with Barbara Stanwyck in the '50s is a great adaptation of the Jack Schaefer Western short story (which I admire tremendously), and he is perfectly cast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 05:13 AM (wzUl9)

50 Gas Town sounds like it's an MMO game in a novel where the players don't know they're doing real work that is making the company immensely wealthy beyond their cover as a games company. Kind of a variation on 'Severance', which itslef is an homage to a brief late 60s trope in Science fiction after the publication of some influential neurology research. This also inspired Julian Jaynes and his wacko theory.

Posted by: Epobirs at January 20, 2026 05:13 AM (/0z9K)

51 Conscripted soldiers should always have different ROE. Total obliteration. If you volunteer, that's a whole different thing.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:15 AM (oT7pT)

52 >>>Dumbphone owners have lost their minds: The deranged rantings of a smartphone owner. (Wired)

She appears to have been paid by the word.

This seems a useful takeaway:

In 1985, the ... psychologist Daniel Wegner published a theory about intimate human relationships called transactive memory. He argued that long-term couples store information in one another....

but not much else.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 05:20 AM (SSiCQ)

53 G'morning Horde.

Pixy: I see from your articles that there is a substantial amount of insanity out there. I'm going to need more coffee to deal with that.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2026 05:26 AM (O7YUW)

54 Having my breakfast now, after two small cups of coffee and a short pipe. The furry thugs are looking at me like "Well, come on, when's OUR breakfast???" But if I feed them this early, Stirling will get the idea to wake me up in the small hours even more than he does now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 05:29 AM (wzUl9)

55 Good morning! Pretty damn chilly out on the patio this morning and we're supposed to have rain and freezing rain late this week. Typical stock show weather. But I have seen some robins at the feeders, the tulips are up about 2 inches and the daffodils are about 8 inches now, so it seems like spring is close.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 20, 2026 05:30 AM (3Ope8)

56 Greetings and good morning one and all. I have returned from the dystopian hellscape that is California.

OK, mom and dad's retirement community isn't really a hellscape but work with me here!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 05:33 AM (BpO1e)

57 And today's school bus driving humor from FenSpouse who found this passage from Psalm 144:

"Rid me, and deliver me from the hand of strange children."

It really means "alien" children but I laughed. One kid, "L" gets a thumbs up or down to signal "It was a good day" today- meaning he wasn't getting g out of his seat to wander around and cause trouble. He got a thumbs up last Friday.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 05:37 AM (ix8EF)

58 Man in Toronto tries to make riding public transit a less lonely and nicer experience. Scroll down. Tiny URL not working:

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 05:44 AM (ix8EF)

59 Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 05:33 AM (BpO1e)

Glad you are back safely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 05:45 AM (ix8EF)

60 Glad you are back safely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Thank you. And I really appreciated having an extra day off yesterday.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 05:49 AM (BpO1e)

61 Maybe I'll wait and vote this afternoon. It will be sunny and cold, as suppose to now when its dark and cold. I could use a walk anyway. I'm tired, going to bed soon.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 20, 2026 05:49 AM (sAmhv)

62 Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 05:49 AM (BpO1e)

Yes; That is a good thing after all that travel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 05:52 AM (ix8EF)

63 “ Yet the Lord longs to be gracious to you; therefore he will rise up to show you compassion. For the Lord is a God of justice. Blessed are all who wait for him!”

Isaiah 30:18

Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2026 05:52 AM (upeQk)

64 "My friend Lilah is the crunchiest person I know.
She refuses to kill bugs and rats."

Oh, tons of dogshit. That article is fecal matter of the worst kind (which horseshit wasn't, but was well known when horses were the motive power of the world)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 05:58 AM (sgQOs)

65 >>>Second, brains are computers.

It's a fun topic.
Some really engaging replies late in the comments of yesterday's tech thread.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:01 AM (SSiCQ)

66 from yesterday's tech thread:

142 The human brain is not a computer. It's a filter.
Posted by: Deplorable Dave at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (4JGHb)

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:02 AM (SSiCQ)

67 "Did you know she turned 80 the other day?"

I hope the memory of her mammaries live forever.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 06:02 AM (sgQOs)

68 also from yesterday's tech thread:

140 I can compute with my brain, true. But my brain does much more than that. After all, I can count on my fingers. Does that mean that my fingers are a computer?
The real question is, What is this "I" who is doing these things - who is peering out from behind those two eyeballs to take in the world and perceive and interact with it? Who is running the BASIC code and counting on the fingers? I have no answer to that question. But claiming that it's merely a bigger, faster version of what my old Z-80 does, is a reductio beyond absurdum. IMHO.
Posted by: Nemo at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (v/D5+)

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:02 AM (SSiCQ)

69 "Being bombarded with Frontier fiber ads, but soon as Verizon takes over Frontier and what changes will Verizon make."

I lived where Verizon installed fiber optic cable in Carrollton, TX. They called it FIOS. Eventually, they sold it off to Frontier. I guess it's making money now and they want it back.

I won't bet against a company fucking up a wet dream, but maybe there's someone left who could remind the suits why what they acquired was making money when the original company did not.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 06:06 AM (sgQOs)

70 mornin yall. A long time ago in another lifetime I went to an IBM management training class and they showed us "12:00 High". They didn't even give us any popcorn, just some dumb workbook.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 06:08 AM (vFG9F)

71 Really, I don't think it's a question a lot of people ask themselves or care about? I haz computer brain? I think it's much more important whether machines can be conscious or even be considered alive. Wetware is the idea of bridging between the organic and the inorganic. Look at neuralink, and don't you think the Mengele/NAZI Chinese are creating some Frankestein monster shit already?

Posted by: I was meh, now I am me, soon just m? Nooo... at January 20, 2026 06:08 AM (N462N)

72 Dolly:

Here you come again just when I've begun to get myself together
You waltz right in the door just like you've done before
And wrap my heart 'round your little finger

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:08 AM (SSiCQ)

73 Pixy, computers are designed. Are brains designed?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 20, 2026 06:09 AM (KhXwI)

74 Boy, The Most Dangerous Game starts fast. Ten minutes in and Joel McCrea has already washed up on the island where he will have his dangerous contest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 06:10 AM (wzUl9)

75 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Baa. Ram. Ewe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:11 AM (X4XpB)

76 Isn't AI trying to put some human elements like rationalization into computing?

You can build robots but only G-d can make a human

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2026 06:13 AM (0KSrI)

77 Boy, The Most Dangerous Game starts fast. Ten minutes in and Joel McCrea has already washed up on the island where he will have his dangerous contest.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 06:10 AM (wzUl9)
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A lot of movies of that era don't waste any time. Think "The Adventures of Robin Hood" or "Casablanca," which hit the ground running.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:15 AM (X4XpB)

78 Alert: today is Penguin Awareness Day. Please be aware of any penguins in your vicinity.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:16 AM (X4XpB)

79 Time for me to shower and shave, I suppose. Back later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 06:16 AM (wzUl9)

80 I think the videos showing the dregs of society that attend US colleges now indicate that a lot those students are biological LLMs.

They don't have a truth model.

They want to see what google tells them about anything.

That's only the students who were not full communist; the new commies are running earlier programming.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 06:17 AM (sgQOs)

81 Gonna go to work earlier than normal. Snow days means lots of snow built up on the bus. Those things take a while to clear off.

Have a great day everyone.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 20, 2026 06:18 AM (O7YUW)

82 78 Alert: today is Penguin Awareness Day. Please be aware of any penguins in your vicinity.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:16 AM (X4XpB)

Thank you for the reminder.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:20 AM (SSiCQ)

83 And in better news, our new dog has settled in quite well. Like many greyhounds, he understands the importance of constant napping.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 06:23 AM (BpO1e)

84 The problem with technical debt is that is that it rarely get repaid. That's why many long-running codebases become a house of cards.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 20, 2026 06:26 AM (+Zbod)

85 lol - typos. more coffee

Posted by: Halfhand at January 20, 2026 06:27 AM (+Zbod)

86 At the NYP right now:

"Rogue penguin kills nearly two dozen people in 10-day-long rampage"

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F)

87 Oops, misread it. That rogue "elephant".

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F)

88 And in better news, our new dog has settled in quite well. Like many greyhounds, he understands the importance of constant napping.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 06:23 AM (BpO1e)
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When the dog track was still open, you used to see a lot of greyhounds (and the occasional whippet) around town. Now, not so much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:29 AM (X4XpB)

89 "Rogue penguin kills nearly two dozen people in 10-day-long rampage"
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 06:28 AM (vFG9F)
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Those Adelies are mean buggers. Carry a shiv concealed under the flipper.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:31 AM (X4XpB)

90 Will today be the day that Don Lemon gets probed? Sources say "yes".

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 06:31 AM (vFG9F)

91 Will today be the day that Don Lemon gets probed? Sources say "yes".
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 06:31 AM (vFG9F)
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Actual Consequences??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:32 AM (X4XpB)

92 Pray for Tina Peters.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 20, 2026 06:33 AM (X+xvk)

93 "You can build robots but only G-d can make a human"

I've made two, but I just lost the second one in the oven. Try again in a month. My wife and God have to help though--I really can't do it alone.

Posted by: I was meh, now I am me, soon just m? Nooo... at January 20, 2026 06:33 AM (N462N)

94 85 lol - typos. more coffee
Posted by: Halfhand at January 20, 2026 06:27 AM (+Zbod)

84 The problem with technical debt is that is that
...
Posted by: Halfhand at January 20, 2026 06:26 AM (+Zbod)

iteration

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:37 AM (SSiCQ)

95 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:40 AM (X4XpB)

96 The DRAM quote yesterday made me realize that modern culture really is dead set on short-term gain regardless of the cost. We go into crushing debt to buy useless things, ruining our financial future. We eat like crap and avoid exercise, running our future health for the sake of temporary pleasure. Now we're "borrowing" against our future computational capability and power generation, just to produce mountains of slop.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 20, 2026 06:47 AM (Xz6B4)

97 Posted by: I was meh, now I am me, soon just m?

um

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:50 AM (SSiCQ)

98 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 20, 2026 06:52 AM (2Ez/1)

99 99

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:53 AM (SSiCQ)

100 [blockquote]Now we're "borrowing" against our future computational capability and power generation, just to produce mountains of slop.[/blockquote]

If we build decent power generation for this bullshit, we will at least have something tangible after the smoke clears.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 06:54 AM (sgQOs)

101 She appears to have been paid by the word.

She didn't have an AI agent convert her War & Peace length article to a consumable nugget.

I guess this is the result of having lots of newly discovered free-time once one stops doom scrolling for hours each day.

If it wasn't for all the modalities of MFA (email, SMS, Authenticator app) or as the bridge to the Garmin Fenix, or for my contacts who insist on texting vs calling, I could do the dumb phone life - and I have written several commercial mobile phone apps.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 06:55 AM (a4flb)

102 Ok.

Yo!

The above is a test.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 06:55 AM (sgQOs)

103 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) is trapped in my office.

Hexie is guarding the door and won't let her leave.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2026 06:55 AM (ESVrU)

104 I'm not sure there's enough caffeine around here.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:55 AM (SSiCQ)

105 102 Ok.

Yo!

The above is a test.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 06:55 AM (sgQOs)

A for effort

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 06:57 AM (SSiCQ)

106 "[...] for my contacts who insist on texting vs calling [...]"

If you call, I have to answer and listen to your bullshit.

If you text, you have to write down what you want versus gassing into my ears AND I can read what you wrote after you wrote it at MY convenience and respond accordingly. At MY convenience.

You should thank your contacts.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 06:59 AM (sgQOs)

107 If we build decent power generation for this bullshit, we will at least have something tangible after the smoke clears.

That is what I have cynically thought. Right Now, we have a couple generations who refuse to do any physical labor and insist on living in the most expensive locations, then whine about "affordability".

When this AI madness collapses and investors get burned on their special use buildings, all of the zoning, permits and infrastructure will be placed in these outlying areas (eg. Micron in upper NYS). The next generation can move out into the sticks to make appliances, pharmaceuticals and parts that we previously offshored to our enemies.

They will have roads, industrial scale water and electricity, smaller affordable homes to live in, and be outside the reach of the foreigner/monsters we keep in the urban hellscape.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:01 AM (a4flb)

108 "A for effort"

Well, it would be nice to show a blockquote but it isn't obvious how to do so.

I've been banned once already about this shit and I don't care to go through that a second time.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 07:02 AM (sgQOs)

109 My mom refuses to get a smart phone. Her getting a cell phone was a major concession on her part. It makes it fun when she's dealing with companies that tell her "Just download the app."

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 07:03 AM (BpO1e)

110 "If you text, you have to write down what you want versus gassing into my ears AND I can read what you wrote after you wrote it at MY convenience and respond accordingly. At MY convenience."

Which in my case is "NEVER".

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 07:03 AM (vFG9F)

111 "A for effort" was well-intended, not snark.
I don't the codes.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 07:04 AM (SSiCQ)

112 oops

I don't know the codes.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 07:04 AM (SSiCQ)

113 You should thank your contacts.

Clearly I have better quality contacts than you.

Conversations open doors to collecting meta, clarity and exchange in humanity.

I don't want my relationships to all look like grocery lists and lost dog alerts.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:05 AM (a4flb)

114
Greetings and good morning one and all. I have returned from the dystopian hellscape that is California.

Now you have to pay wealth taxes for the next 20 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:05 AM (tgvbd)

115 Some person: Can I send you a text?

Me: Sure

Some person, days later: Did you get my text?

Me: I don't know. I don't get texts.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 07:07 AM (vFG9F)

116 Fucking Gmail now has an "AI summary" if you happen to have several e-mails on one thread. That irritates me no end.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 07:08 AM (ufSfZ)

117
The number of people I actually communicate with, either electronically or in meat space, has dwindled largely to Her Majesty and occasionally with family.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:08 AM (tgvbd)

118 We go into crushing debt to buy useless things, ruining our financial future.

I walked through the room while a family member was streaming what appeared to be DoW Hegseth bragging about Trump wanting to piss away $1.5T on the military next fiscal year.

Other than funding Quality Learing Centers, its harder to imagine a more useless and wasteful thing than feeding the MIC who only wants to spend billions to create tools to destroy someone else's buildings, infrastructure and lives.

We are doomed when the Greatest President of our Lives turns up the knob on piling up debt on useless government boondoggles.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:11 AM (a4flb)

119
You can use Polecats without the Refinery and even without the Witness or Deacon. Just tell the Mayor to shut down the rig and sling work to the polecats with the message that they are to merge to main directly. Or the polecats can submit MRs and then the Mayor can merge them manually. It's really up to you. The Refineries are useful if you have done a LOT of up-front specification work, and you have huge piles of Beads to churn through with long convoys.

AI: the biggest Rube Goldberg machine in history.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:12 AM (tgvbd)

120 "Clearly I have better quality contacts than you."

You should have my nick.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 07:12 AM (sgQOs)

121 I used to get excited about upcoming power generation benefits from the AI fever, but now I've come around to the more cynical view that the additional capability and better technology (eg nuclear) will be reserved for the wealthy, connected, and mega tech corporations. I hope I'm wrong, though.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at January 20, 2026 07:12 AM (Xz6B4)

122 "Dumbphone owners have lost their minds: The deranged rantings of a smartphone owner."

Digital detoxing, apparently, is a thing. The solution in this guy's case? Use a phone that does less and then use the hotspot function so he could use his laptop. Using a device to stop using devices is recursive madness. Like bemoaning your 14th donut of the day, the solution here is simple: don't put the the second one in your mouth.

Still I find myself flirting on the edges of wanting to pitch my phone into the lake occasionally. And I would if it wasn't for Google maps, the apps that substitute for my daily newspaper I used to buy in print, and that it is also the equivalent of a 1960s TV console with a record player built. It's easy to chow down that 15th on it it seems.

https://youtu.be/fRRNSEb1DAQ

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 20, 2026 07:13 AM (HTCU3)

123 "Other than funding Quality Learing Centers, its harder to imagine a more useless and wasteful thing than feeding the MIC who only wants to spend billions to create tools to destroy someone else's buildings, infrastructure and lives."

Ah. Never read a history book.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 07:14 AM (sgQOs)

124 Fucking Gmail now has an "AI summary" if you happen to have several e-mails on one thread. That irritates me no end.

Be glad that the technology that screened out penis enhancers and Ponzi schemes was somewhat perfected before this marvel of technology.

I think we are in the same stage of adoption when IBM was trying to push their $10000 IBM PCs into the house by gushing about how the little lady can store her recipies on the computer. The marketing team is desperate to find a common man use for slop generators.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:16 AM (a4flb)

125 There was a list of HTML codes operative on the blog--if that makes sense. It was linked somewhere on the front page. I dunno.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 07:16 AM (SSiCQ)

126
Still I find myself flirting on the edges of wanting to pitch my phone into the lake occasionally.

I can only imagine Her Majesty's response.

"Where were you? I was trying to get hold of you."

"I pitched my phone into the lake to get away from distractions."

*CLANGGG! as cast-iron frying pan bounces of skull*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:17 AM (tgvbd)

127 You should have my nick.

I did, ten years ago. And got banned.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:17 AM (a4flb)

128 German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has admitted that shutting down Germany's nuclear power plants was "a huge mistake".

No, really?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2026 07:17 AM (IG3/x)

129 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

130
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has admitted that shutting down Germany's nuclear power plants was "a huge mistake".

Germans do everything much better than us. Just ask one. Or wait until they tell you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:19 AM (tgvbd)

131
Still, you have to admire it. The Morgenthau Plan has gone down in history as cruel, vengeful and barbaric. And here are the Germans implementing it themselves!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:21 AM (tgvbd)

132 It's too late at this job.

But if I ever get a new one I will tell them "if you expect to contact me outside working hours, you need to issue me a phone, I don't use my personal device for work," and then I get the dumb phone for myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 07:21 AM (BI5O2)

133 129 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

Let's do that.

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 07:21 AM (SSiCQ)

134
Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:22 AM (tgvbd)

135 Good morning
At the airport waiting for boarding to start
Been up since 3:30 not able to sleep
Travel anxiety I guess

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2026 07:22 AM (cSByu)

136 Renee Good, Ilhan Omar and Don Lemon walk into a Minnesota church, and the preacher says, "I have only one round left in this smokewagon, who's next?"

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 07:23 AM (oT7pT)

137 Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Better quality coffees can be consumed across the temperature spectrum.

Heat can hide the bitterness of stale beans.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:23 AM (a4flb)

138 Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Hot and neat puts your ass on the toilet seat...

Posted by: Cleans Me Out at January 20, 2026 07:24 AM (n+1Zi)

139 German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has admitted that shutting down Germany's nuclear power plants was "a huge mistake".

No, really?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgi

Just one huge mistake Germans have made? How about gutting Germany's thousands-year-old culture by inviting it a bunch of third world savages to overrun the place and then on occasion run you over while you're shopping for Christmas. trinkets.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 20, 2026 07:25 AM (HTCU3)

140 But if I ever get a new one I will tell them "if you expect to contact me outside working hours, you need to issue me a phone, I don't use my personal device for work," and then I get the dumb phone for myself.

I was issued a company phone, they thought so I can better participate on Teams (and the usual MFA crap).

I love it for the mobile hotspot ability. They can pay the data for my backup connectivity when WFH.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:25 AM (a4flb)

141 Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 20, 2026 07:22 AM (cSByu)

May you have a safe and uneventful flight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 07:26 AM (ix8EF)

142 Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

As is tea. I don't understand how people can drink iced tea or iced coffee or eat coffee ice cream.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 07:27 AM (ufSfZ)

143 'I don't want my relationships to all look like grocery lists and lost dog alerts."

###

Thus MoMes.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

144
As is tea. I don't understand how people can drink iced tea or iced coffee or eat coffee ice cream.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 20, 2026 07:27 AM (ufSfZ)


Iced coffee and coffee ice cream are very good, but in those cases you know you're consuming something meant to be cold.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:30 AM (tgvbd)

145 "...bragging about Trump wanting to piss away $1.5T on the military next fiscal year."
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If you think having a military is expensive try not having one.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

146 142 I don't understand how people can drink iced tea or iced coffee or eat coffee ice cream.

The one that confuses me would be the people that drink soda in the morning.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 07:31 AM (BpO1e)

147 "The one that confuses me would be the people that drink soda in the morning.
Posted by: NR Pax"

That's nuts!

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2026 07:32 AM (vFG9F)

148 Coffee Ice Cream with almonds and fudge is sublime.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 20, 2026 07:32 AM (qFwJc)

149 146 142 I don't understand how people can drink iced tea or iced coffee or eat coffee ice cream.

The one that confuses me would be the people that drink soda in the morning.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 20, 2026 07:31 AM (BpO1e)

If it's a caffeinated soda and it's the only source of caffeine around ....

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 07:32 AM (SSiCQ)

150 Now, see?, this is just mean. Well, mean and funny.

Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring
ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screaming at everyone because it wasn't at all dissimilar from a typical pentecostal service.

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 20, 2026 07:34 AM (L/fGl)

151
I don't know if $1.5T is too much or too little, but the defense of the United States is a constitutional function of the Federal government. Laundering money through NGOs and 501c(3)'s isn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 07:34 AM (tgvbd)

152 They even brought their own snakes.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

153 Rodrigo Borgia

And just last year Germany destroyed their last nuclear reactor. With explosives. Have to rebuild.

Germany until March 2011 obtained one-quarter of its electricity from nuclear energy, using 17 reactors.
All gone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

154 I don't know if $1.5T is too much or too little, but the defense of the United States is a constitutional function of the Federal government.

I get that. But all of the serious enemies of the US are within her borders and are working more destruction than all of our external enemies combined.

Granted, its pretty clear China owns most of Congress and many state governments. Its stupid to spend trillions on weapons, when our enemies only need a few million and tens of billions of our own tax dollars to torpedo the entire Great Experiment.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:37 AM (a4flb)

155 m

May you continue to plant your flag on the comment numbers you covent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

156 It's only courtesy to bring your own snake.
Didn't your parents teach you anything?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)

157
JJS is here

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 20, 2026 07:39 AM (gbOdA)

158 78 Alert: today is Penguin Awareness Day. Please be aware of any penguins in your vicinity.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2026 06:16 AM (X4XpB)

Penguins get the short stick again. We humans are only to be aware of them, not celebrate them. Sad. Big Penguin needs to do better for his minions.

Posted by: Gref at January 20, 2026 07:39 AM (5rh/l)

159 Slice of Heaven - Dave Dobbyn

Nice shirt!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 07:40 AM (SSiCQ)

160 If you think having a military is expensive try not having one.

Most nations on earth don't have anything more than a big city's SWAT team. Yet they exist and thrive.

Why is it that the US must have 37-40% of the global military spending with a population of only 400MM?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 20, 2026 07:40 AM (a4flb)

161 Got to get moving, but if common tater shows up with a chemistry question (from yesterday's tech thread) he can ask Hadrian the Seventh.

Hadrian VII is a better chemist that me, more knowledgeable, and has stayed current through his new job.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

162 Hadrian VII is a better chemist that me, more knowledgeable, and has stayed current through his new job.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Rumor has it that he cooks for the Mexican cartels on the side hence his expertise with chemistry.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 20, 2026 07:43 AM (HTCU3)

163 Why is it that the US must have 37-40% of the global military spending with a population of only 400MM?

To protect our borders from external invasion...

Hahahaha...yeah. Pull my finger.

Posted by: Reduce the military by half at January 20, 2026 07:45 AM (n+1Zi)

164 "Why is it that the US must have 37-40% of the global military spending with a population of only 400MM?"

Well, for one thing, any numbers out of China or Russia are bullshit. They may be bullshit higher than reality or they may be bullshit lower than reality.

The other thing, which will blow your tiny mind, is that an enemy looking at a near peer will try things that the same enemy wouldn't try if it believes if there is little to no possibility of success.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 08:07 AM (sgQOs)

165 "Most nations on earth don't have anything more than a big city's SWAT team. Yet they exist and thrive."

Name them.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 20, 2026 08:08 AM (sgQOs)

166 The dumbphone thing reminds me of an oped from about 2012 or so that posited that men who don't have iphones are not suitable to date because they "aren't able to look up food nearby, or to find out what places have good reviews"

The retardery of people who can't function without smartphones has been in motion for a long time. It's morphed into the issue of zoomers that are arrogant in thinking they have the world at their fingertips, but are so poorly educated they don't know what to ask or how to evaluate sources for credibility. These are the dipshits that barge into conversations with "well, chatGPT says...", or ask questions in the google retard format - "why the zebra has stripes?" in actual conversation.

Posted by: heya at January 20, 2026 08:48 AM (nH+RN)

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As someone whose political views have changed over the years, I have always marveled at the one big, gaping chasm of uncommon ground between the right and the left: liberals can't seem to understand that their actions are 100% related to the unstoppable boot of consequences headed toward their non-binary crotches — and that boot has a steel toe. Kevin Downey, Jr.


Quote II

“The sad truth is, for way too long, antisemitism has been allowed to grow unchecked in this country. Too many institutions have abdicated their moral responsibility to speak up. Too many so-called leaders have stayed quiet. Actions have consequences and inaction has consequences, too,” US Attorney General Pam Bleach Bondi

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I, for one, can’t afford the nuanced opinions and delicate sensibilities of my more liberal neighbors. Bill Glahn


And finally Dr. Thomas Sowell nails it when looking at the AWFLs ..................


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"They" say, stick around, the pendulum will swing back correctly. In the case of the UK I don't think so. If the Muslims don't get you in the UK the Speech Police will.

What a nation of faggot retarded pussies.

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This may help after the previous story.......


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Liberal arts you say? More like Perverted arts.

‘This Has Gone Way Too Far': Videos Show Bizarre Sexual Ceremony That Elite Amherst College Pushes All First Year Students To Attend
The event, 'Voices of Amherst,' is paid for by the administration and takes place in the school’s chapel

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Frank Zappa, KISS, hockey, what's not to like? Hartland, Michigan was truly an interesting place in the 1970s.

Hartland — Which community has had the most epic decade in Michigan history?

Ann Arbor in the 1960s had hippies running wild. Detroit and the auto industry boomed in the 1920s. Grand Rapids officially became “Beer City USA” in the 1990s.

But the title of “Most Epic Decade in Michigan History” belongs to Hartland in the 1970s.

Hartland? Where’s that?

Hartland is a sleepy suburb in Livingston County that’s best known these days for the bad traffic at US-23 and M-59, but in the 1970s it was far and away the coolest place in the entire state. Consider all that happened in this tiny bedroom community back then:

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At least she will be taken care of in her final years. Genius Award Winner

HERNANDO, Fla. (CBS12) — An 81-year-old Florida woman with a criminal past allegedly arranged a murder-for-hire meeting with an undercover detective, landing her behind bars.

Detectives with the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office Special Investigations Unit and Major Crimes Unit, with assistance from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, took 81-year-old Elouise Leland into custody after receiving confidential information that she was actively seeking someone to carry out a murder.

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11 7 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Misanthropic Humanitarian's Black Book.

You're more easygoing than I expected. Mine's up to Volume III.
Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 09:59 PM (VHUov)

The doc won't up my BP meds.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at January 19, 2026 10:00 PM (o1cZX)

12 Yay, ONT!

Oh, crap, that means I have to go to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 19, 2026 10:00 PM (lUFok)

13 Is Frank Reade Jr. in that book, MisHum?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 19, 2026 10:02 PM (uQesX)

14 Forget the game. (I have no dog in this fight) Which side's cheerleaders have the biggest...

Posted by: buddhaha at January 19, 2026 10:02 PM (epPlm)

15 Nice Thomas Sowell quote. I revel in my lack of guilt, and frequently consult my copy of "People I Want to Punch in the Face."

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:03 PM (gh32g)

16 Liberal arts you say? More like Perverted arts.

"Arts" gives them too much credit.

And there's another pile of names for the black book in that article.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

17 Oh, crap, that means I have to go to work tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310


Have to? Or Choose to?

Posted by: I am OK, U are OK . . . at January 19, 2026 10:03 PM (3ZUWJ)

18 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Well, they got me. A cute little Girl Scout came to the door just now.

Never mind that Paul already bought several boxes when he was at Home Depot the other day - I remember when I was a Girl Scout and the cute little Brownies got out of school an hour before we did, so all of the neighbors had signs on their doors telling us not to ring their doorbell.

Yeah, we're both softies....😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 19, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)

19 Thanks for the dandy Monday Night ONT, Mis Hum!

Good tip on keeping a list of those you wish to punch in the face.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 19, 2026 10:04 PM (kB9dk)

20 Sorry I'm late, trying to find a keyboard shortcut to type out "sorry I'm late" in just a couple of keystrokes was an exercise in futility.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 19, 2026 10:05 PM (wB012)

21 Good evening good people.

And yes, you too.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

22 MisHum!


how’s the grandpa duty going?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 10:05 PM (IhIKR)

23 I can honestly say my politics haven’t change at all over the course of my life.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 10:06 PM (XV/Pl)

24
Thank you MisHum.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

25 Many thanks for the ONT Mr. Humanitarian

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 10:06 PM (y0erj)

26 Good evening morons en bedeankt mh

You'll Never B!TCH About Yoko Ono Again
=====

Not. Bloody. Likely.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

27 Never mind that Paul already bought several boxes when he was at Home Depot the other day - I remember when I was a Girl Scout and the cute little Brownies got out of school an hour before we did, so all of the neighbors had signs on their doors telling us not to ring their doorbell.

Yeah, we're both softies....😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 19, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)

***********

Those Samoas and Thin Mints are impossible for me to resist, so I'm a pushover as well when the Girl Scouts come around, too.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2026 10:07 PM (E8jXP)

28 Girl Scouts is another organization in my Punch in the Face book. Wokery and DEI abounding. But those Samoan cookies are enticing.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:08 PM (gh32g)

29 I can honestly say my politics haven’t change at all over the course of my life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Mine have greatly changed over the years.

Thank God!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 10:10 PM (cYBz/)

30 Evening all,

We have a launch in the morning.

Rocket Lab - Electron - The Cosmos Will See You Now
LC 1 - Mähia, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: January 20, 2026
Launch Time: 6:09 a.m. EST (1109 UTC, 12:09 CET)

https://youtu.be/674mXdbdD2E

Posted by: Joyenz at January 19, 2026 10:11 PM (2F0/Y)

31 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)

32 Thanks for the ONT, MisHum!

Hope you're warm & well, up there in the frozen tundra.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 10:11 PM (rdVOm)

33 Click through to the Genius Award Winner attempted-murderess's article, and you find out she was previously arrested for animal cruelty, including starving one of her dogs to death.

What a peach.

Isn't there some psychological study that says that kids who torture animals often grow up to be murderers and rapists? I guess they don't give up their childhood games, either.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

34 Good evening! I have had a busy day. Is it still insane out there?

Posted by: Piper at January 19, 2026 10:12 PM (Wmg4n)

35 Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2026 10:07 PM (E8jXP)

If you have an Aldi's, they have dupes of the Scout cookies. Really good and cheaper, also available whenever you want.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 19, 2026 10:13 PM (2F0/Y)

36 No one sells things door-to-door in the sticks. The Jehovah's Witness come a-callin' if we don't close the cattle gate. Usually the gate is locked. I don't like surprise guests.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:13 PM (gh32g)

37 @29

>> Mine have greatly changed over the years.

I’m trying to think, would my 22 year old self feel any differently than my 62 year old self about what’s going on… and… nope.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 10:13 PM (XV/Pl)

38 Sorry I'm late, trying to find a keyboard shortcut to type out "sorry I'm late" in just a couple of keystrokes was an exercise in futility.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 19, 2026 10:05 PM (wB012)


What you want to do is program a macro

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

39 I’m trying to think, would my 22 year old self feel any differently than my 62 year old self about what’s going on… and… nope.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 10:13 PM (XV/Pl)

At 222222, I was much more pro-'export democracy'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 10:15 PM (bss/y)

40 22. Damn key stuck. Gotta clean it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 10:15 PM (bss/y)

41 I remember selling GS cookies, door-to-door, in my Brownie uniform. Good sized boxes of cookies were fifty cents back then. What are they now? And those boxes are pathetically tiny!

Dad never sold cookies at his job for me, and Mom never sat out front of the grocery store, helping me sell them.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 10:16 PM (rdVOm)

42 I can honestly say my politics haven’t change at all over the course of my life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Mine have greatly changed over the years.
Thank God!!
Posted by: Tonypete


"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea." -- Robert Anton Wilson

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

43 Heh, where I used to live is really cold right now Niagara

Posted by: Lord Percy at January 19, 2026 10:16 PM (NO/Iy)

44 What a nation of faggot retarded pussies.

Or as a wiser man than me once wrote, “Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 10:17 PM (EXyHK)

45 At 222222, I was much more pro-'export democracy'.

In 2525, if Man is still alive…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 10:18 PM (sGgMH)

46 A cute little Girl Scout came to the door just now.

Huh. I haven't seen one going door-to-door in ages. They all have mom buy them a folding table and set it up outside of Home Depot or wherever. Which, TBH, makes a lot more sense from their perspective. I stopped supporting them years ago but I would probably spring for a box if one showed enough initiative to come to the door and ask.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 10:18 PM (Fs0KI)

47 Could mount some civil rights prosecutions. Or we could just talk about it.

Posted by: Spam Bondi at January 19, 2026 10:19 PM (IKBFw)

48 39 I’m trying to think, would my 22 year old self feel any differently than my 62 year old self about what’s going on… and… nope.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 10:13 PM (XV/Pl)

I was mildly Liberal as a young college student. Bill Clinton's bullshit and college red pilled me. I saw how professors treated differing opinions 35 years ago. It changed the trajectory of my life and I am glad.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:19 PM (gh32g)

49 when I moved out to the sticks outside Toronto the jehovah witnesses were the first visitors

Posted by: Lord Percy at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (NO/Iy)

50 The way Pelosi is sniffing at 1:07 makes me wonder if the old boozehound also does coke. Anyhow, her handlers need to do something about whatever she is ingesting before she goes to the microphone.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

51 Howdy all, what's up?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (55Qr6)

52 Could mount some civil rights prosecutions. Or we could just talk about it.
Posted by: Spam Bondi at January 19, 2026 10:19 PM (IKBFw)

Just hire the Hell's Angels to act as bodyguards for ICE agents.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (8zz6B)

53 "When civilization apologizes to barbarism, something has gone very wrong, at a very fundamental level."

-------

Yes. This is the philosophical inverse of the Nietzschian worldview.

Much closer to reality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (BI5O2)

54 The only thing that’s changed is that I hate the democrats and the left even more.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)

55 Thomas Bender, Amen. I hate what they have done to this country.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:22 PM (gh32g)

56 Excellent ONT MisHum!
Yeah, I got me one of those black books as well...it's pretty girthy😠...
Good to see you sir!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 19, 2026 10:22 PM (LNeRu)

57 when I moved out to the sticks outside Toronto the jehovah witnesses were the first visitors
Posted by: Lord Percy at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (NO/Iy)

I sometimes find a folded Watchtower stuffed in the handle of my screen door.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)

58 ***"They" say, stick around, the pendulum will swing back correctly.
>>> Wait for it...
https://tinyurl.com/2earcrbn

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 10:23 PM (zNcSj)

59 @50

>> The way Pelosi is sniffing at 1:07 makes me wonder if the old boozehound also does coke.

The drugs these crusty old farts have access to to prolong their miserable lives must be incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

60 Also, do you really want to have Nancy Pelosi immediately followed by anything with the word "beaver" in it? BRAIN BLEACH!

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:24 PM (0Htd1)

61 There are several YT channels that render popular songs in Latin and, being a nerd, I listen to them. One such song is Tears For Fears' Everybody Wants to Rule the World. I've thought the song was kind of catchy but I've never really thought about it. Now that I'm plumbing the depths of Latin vocabulary and grammar, I am thinking about it. And the above three quotes on consequences brings it to mind. I could be full of shit (I frequently am) but I think the song is about our being constantly forced to make decisions based only on imperfect information and, therefore, frequently our plans made with the best of intentions fail. When that happens, we should not despair, surrender, or blame others. We should accept the consequences, try to learn, and move forward.

https://is.gd/C5SU5n

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:24 PM (L/fGl)

62 Holy crap!!! The woman looking to hire someone to commit a murder (Elouise Leland) would fit right into a Blumhouse Productions horror flick. She's creepy looking.

Take a gander and hide the knives:

https://tinyurl.com/aejtwhet

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)

63 when I moved out to the sticks outside Toronto the jehovah witnesses were the first visitors
Posted by: Lord Percy at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (NO/Iy)

Well, you should keep quiet about that, for your own good.

Posted by: Jehovah's Attorneys, Enforcers, and Assassins at January 19, 2026 10:24 PM (BI5O2)

64 23 I can honestly say my politics haven’t change at all over the course of my life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

You know who else had politics that didn't change at all over the course of his life?

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at January 19, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)

65 I sometimes find a folded Watchtower stuffed in the handle of my screen door.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Ask them to pray with you and see what happens.

(Much hilarity ensues)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 10:25 PM (cYBz/)

66 I’m trying to think, would my 22 year old self feel any differently than my 62 year old self about what’s going on… and… nope.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


22-year-old me would have said "I'm trying to earn an engineering degree, here. If he's not planning to re-institute the draft, he's fine. Go away and let me study."

In retrospect, I got a taste of the red pill in the "required" lib arts classes. Think for yourself and get a C. Or parrot what the prof said and get an A.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)

67 The way Pelosi is sniffing at 1:07 makes me wonder if the old boozehound also does coke.

Given her age and location, it’s is almost impossible that she doesn’t do coke.

Almost, because she’s old enough to have predated the California coke craze.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 10:25 PM (EXyHK)

68 when I moved out to the sticks outside Toronto the jehovah witnesses were the first visitors
Posted by: Lord Percy at January 19, 2026 10:20 PM (NO/Iy)

I sometimes find a folded Watchtower stuffed in the handle of my screen door.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)

Once in a while, one will be rolled up in the cattle gate. Sometimes we get a handwritten letter. They check property rolls. They are annoying but they are not screaming Aloha Snackbar or insisting that I wear a burka.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:25 PM (gh32g)

69 Evening, late night people,

'Twas a fine evening, until the water leaks from last week recurred just now. Three separate places in kitchen and bathroom. I've mopped up and jammed towels into what appear to be the entry points. Tomorrow I call the office -- again -- and tell them this time that if I slip and fall in the water they have allowed to seep onto my floors, I will be talking to a lawyer. (Which I will.) Maybe that'll get some action.

In the meantime I plan to stop at the local U-Haul office and get some prices for picking up and storing my possessions, shipping them, and the price of a small box-on-wheels that (I hope) I can tow with my most necessary possessions. It's past time to get the hell out of this pesthole.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:25 PM (wzUl9)

70 G’night, All.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)

71 38 What you want to do is program a macro
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

Can Microsoft do macros?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 19, 2026 10:27 PM (wB012)

72 when I moved out to the sticks outside Toronto the jehovah witnesses were the first visitors
Posted by: Lord Percy


I got postal-mail letters from them during the Covidiocy. Can't fault them for having weak beliefs.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

73 Wolfus, are you still looking to move to Indiana?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:27 PM (gh32g)

74 Mark Farner taught Frank Zappa to shoot!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 10:28 PM (pkeXY)

75 Take a gander and hide the knives:

https://tinyurl.com/aejtwhet

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)

Looks like Charles Manson. Sure that's a woman? Could be a superannuated tranny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 10:28 PM (8zz6B)

76 I haven't had a Witness knock on my door since I moved, but they used to come around a lot. They're nice people. Yes, if you don't plan on converting it's annoying. But cut 'em a little slack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 10:29 PM (BI5O2)

77 I used to respect dems for their right to an opinion I disagreed with, thinking they also respected me for the same reason. I was wrong.
Now I see dems as my enemy. Communism hiding behind another name.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

78 Wolfus, are you still looking to move to Indiana?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026


***
Thinking of it, but the stories of high electricity rates in that state scare me. NW Kentucky looks just as good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:29 PM (wzUl9)

79 Can Microsoft do macros?
Posted by: tankdemon at January 19, 2026 10:27 PM (wB012)

Word and Excel can do macros. I used to use Word macros when writing reports.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 10:30 PM (8zz6B)

80 It's a pretty decent championship game. So far. Let's see if the refs get heavy-handed.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 10:30 PM (oT7pT)

81 28 Girl Scouts is another organization in my Punch in the Face book. Wokery and DEI abounding. But those Samoan cookies are enticing.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10

If it helps, my daughter’s troop is not woke at all. Thank you, Alabama! Cookie sales started - going to get a few cases tomorrow to get it going. The majority of the proceeds go directly to the troop. We haven’t had to pay for much because our leader pays for it out of the cookie sales.

Posted by: Piper at January 19, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)

82 I was mildly Liberal as a young college student. Bill Clinton's bullshit and college red pilled me.
----

I voted for Bill Clinton twice. I became a Republican because of two incidents--the first being the entire Democratic party selling their soul that *every* man cheats on their wife and its perfectly normal (in response to Bill Clinton's sexual harrassment, abuse of office, and perjury), and the second being 9/11.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6)

83 I can honestly say my politics haven’t change at all over the course of my life.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
-----

Mine have greatly changed over the years.
Thank God!!
Posted by: Tonypete


In the days of my youth, I was fiscally conservative but more socially liberal.

I'm still fiscally consrvative but now I'm also socially a fascist. So I have that going for me.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2026 10:30 PM (gKDq2)

84 Good night friends.

Posted by: Piper at January 19, 2026 10:31 PM (Wmg4n)

85 There are several YT channels that render popular songs in Latin. . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

From Uncle Louie but not even Latin adjacent

https://t.ly/nNobL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/)

86 Heh, JQ, went in little league uniforms to sell candy door-to-door back when. Took a little longer to realise how the older guys off-loaded their whole loads...

Posted by: Nazdar at January 19, 2026 10:31 PM (NcvvS)

87 44 What a nation of faggot retarded pussies.

Or as a wiser man than me once wrote, “Sodomy always sounds smarter with a British accent.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair


Now I never thought that the British accent made people sound smart. I always thought that it sounded gay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

88 The JWs know better than to knock on my door.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

89 We have reached the singularity: Mary Cloggenstein is socking raimondo.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 10:33 PM (Fs0KI)

90 If it helps, my daughter’s troop is not woke at all. Thank you, Alabama! Cookie sales started - going to get a few cases tomorrow to get it going. The majority of the proceeds go directly to the troop. We haven’t had to pay for much because our leader pays for it out of the cookie sales.

Posted by: Piper at January 19, 2026 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)

Although I don't like the organization, I appreciate the girls and their hard work. But my waistline doesn't need the cookies, lol.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:33 PM (gh32g)

91 On a dark desert highway
Cool wind plus a bear

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 10:34 PM (JkO4W)

92 We have reached the singularity: Mary Cloggenstein is socking raimondo.
Posted by: Oddbob


Stupidity so dense not a single IQ point can escape.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

93 Ask them to pray with you and see what happens.
(Much hilarity ensues)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 10:25

Last time they were here Jules peppered them with questios about Christianity. Maybe it gave the something to hink about.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 19, 2026 10:35 PM (55Qr6)

94 It's a pretty decent championship game. So far. Let's see if the refs get heavy-handed.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026


Holding and pass interference are certainly off the table.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

95 Woohoo! The cameraman has found Mendoza's auntie.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)

96 Bowery bums go into raimondo howse to mom why is she selling her ass to ice for money? What is the difference of judas selling Christ for money? And why dud they pay muny for jesus but my mom gets no bid? When you do this to the least you do it to me. Curb Creepers Local 101 kicked my mother out 160 years ago over ladyborn monkeypox, but she stil works today.

Posted by: Raimondo Translator at January 19, 2026 10:37 PM (BI5O2)

97 I haven't had a Witness knock on my door since I moved, but they used to come around a lot. They're nice people. Yes, if you don't plan on converting it's annoying. But cut 'em a little slack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 10:29 PM (BI5O2)


There's a serious sexual abuse problem in that 'religion'. It goes unmentioned in polite society, but it's there. I won't cut them slack.

Posted by: RickZ at January 19, 2026 10:37 PM (gKDq2)

98 There have been some really good concerts/tributes to Bobby in the past week, nearly every night. The one from Brooklyn was a nearly four hour great time. Available on Youtube, talented band, talented guests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2sLOevThl8

Posted by: Bushwick's Dead And Friends at January 19, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)

99 Is Raimondo saying the ICE protesters need a food Pantry? Most of them look plenty well-fed.

If he is referring to the felonious illegals caught by ICE, perhaps he can show mercy and visit them in prison.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:38 PM (gh32g)

100 Seriously, there are multiple posters as 'raimondo'. One is reasonably coherent, a NASCAR lady-driver fan, and fairly grammatic. The others fall into tonight's bin.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 19, 2026 10:38 PM (NcvvS)

101 I think that beaver needs to be taught some manners.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2026 10:39 PM (syz1S)

102 One is reasonably coherent, a NASCAR lady-driver fan, and fairly grammatic.

And were probably fired when that coherence came to light.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 10:39 PM (EXyHK)

103 Last time they were here Jules peppered them with questios about Christianity. Maybe it gave the something to hink about.
Posted by: Farmer


At my first house, back in the 90s (house was built in the 50s), there was a crucifix visible from the front door. I was waiting for one of them to ask if I'd "found Jesus" so I could point over my shoulder and say "he's right there." Never happened, though.

Modern "open" floorplans aren't set up for that. Now the opposite wall is the other side of the house, and it has a patio door in it.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:41 PM (VHUov)

104 From Uncle Louie but not even Latin adjacent

https://t.ly/nNobL
Posted by: Tonypete

I think the message of that song is keep a cudgel handy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:41 PM (L/fGl)

105 The Nascar-fan version of Raimondo is less quarrelsome as others. And more literate.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:41 PM (gh32g)

106 There is something hovering over that Ship what could it be?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 10:42 PM (FLiOE)

107 76 I haven't had a Witness knock on my door since I moved, but they used to come around a lot. They're nice people. Yes, if you don't plan on converting it's annoying. But cut 'em a little slack.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


When religious people come to my door, I just tell them that I already have a church, and they thank me and go away.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

108 Crazy fact: Prince (the singer) was a Jehovah's Witness and would occasionally do the door-knocking thing.

I assume he had more people who answered the door than usual (and an even higher percentage who wondered if it was some sort of bizzare Candid Camera skit).

Posted by: Locarno at January 19, 2026 10:43 PM (wiYsG)

109 Someone here posted that one should keep a Gargoyle by the door to keep JW's away. They don't like statues. It may have been fourseasons or JQ, but I may be wrong.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (gh32g)

110 88 The JWs know better than to knock on my door.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)


It's a puzzlement.
If Judaism is true, how do we scale that to the wider world without NuJewz turning into something like Islam or Christianity?
If Christianity is true how come Jews still exist and, should they.
It's something I've never really been able to figure out. I suppose Augustine at least tried but, uh, not well.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (gKWVE)

111 >>And were probably fired when that coherence came to light.

It's been here occasionally since the first - more than one ONT it has defiled, since.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (NcvvS)

112 Thank you for a copious ONT MisHum. What's this about you being a grandpa? I missed that news.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (55Qr6)

113 Someone here posted that one should keep a Gargoyle by the door to keep JW's away. They don't like statues. It may have been fourseasons or JQ, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026


***
I'd love to have a stone griffin figure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (wzUl9)

114 Sometimes you get American raimondo. Dometimes you get Siberian raimondo. Sometimes you get Sentinel Isand raimodo.

They're all retarded strands woven into our AoS tapestry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (BI5O2)

115 Liberals are intolerant. The irony of them is that they behave like people who think they have God on their side, and yet a lot of them are atheists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:45 PM (0Htd1)

116 It's just the voice of the public.

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."

-
Speaking of keeping a cudgel handy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:45 PM (L/fGl)

117 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Faggot with armed bodyguards says what?

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

118 If Christianity is true how come Jews still exist and, should they.
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Christianity bases the Old Testament on the Jews and labels them the chosen people. Jesus is a Jew.

To me a more compelling question is how "Christians" can support antisemitism and still sit in the church pews on Sunday.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (Cjcf6)

119 Someone here posted that one should keep a Gargoyle by the door to keep JW's away. They don't like statues. It may have been fourseasons or JQ, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Haha, 'twas me. An older gentleman I worked with told me about it:

JW's would knock at their place frequently. UNTIL-- his wife put up some new garden and porch decor/art, which happened to include a gargoyle near their front door.

*poof* no more JWs. Took them a while to realize what made the change.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

120 When religious people come to my door, I just tell them that I already have a church, and they thank me and go away.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)


The Mormon missionaries come by from time to time. I usually ask them where they are from and ask if they are being fed ok.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (rbvCR)

121 Michael Jackson was also a Jehovah's Witness.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (gh32g)

122 >>Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (BI5O2)

Like grands in an hourglass...

Posted by: Nazdar at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (NcvvS)

123 Crusader, my disgust with liberals comes largely from having to hear from all the liberals in Hollywood. Those people do hypocrisy on a massive scale.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (0Htd1)

124 Until I zoomed in, I wondered why the top picture was from a Rodan movie.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (cuae1)

125 Seems I've dammed the leaks. For now. It's time I headed off to bed. It'll be chilly tomorrow, so no workout until the afternoon, I guess.

G'night, all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (wzUl9)

126 I think I was born Conservative, despite being raised by Yellow Dog Democrats, abeit the OG types that turned into Reagan Democrats. But I was raised with the complete understanding that Catholics worshipped statues and the Republicans hated the workin' man. The nicest thing I ever heard about Republicans was that they loved rich people.

But I was born in 1963, and the fucking hippies and Women's Libbers kept me from being able to fully embrace the heritage of my people. I could tell they were lunatics before I left Kindergarten.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 10:50 PM (Ezs10)

127 JW's would knock at their place frequently. UNTIL-- his wife put up some new garden and porch decor/art, which happened to include a gargoyle near their front door.

At least it wasn't Charon's butt

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 10:50 PM (gKWVE)

128 Aargh 'like sands in an hourglass'. FY autocorrupt!

Posted by: Nazdar at January 19, 2026 10:50 PM (NcvvS)

129 Looks like Charles Manson. Sure that's a woman? Could be a superannuated tranny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 10:28 PM (8zz6B)
_____________________

I was thinking "Jessica Tandy on crack"...something about long hair on old women give me the creeps.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 10:51 PM (dIske)

130 Is there anyone here who can do a short AI video?

I have an idea that REALLY needs expression in our current climate, particularly with respect to Britain.

(I suck at prompts for almost anything.)

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2026 10:51 PM (ofeSP)

131 I assume he had more people who answered the door than usual (and an even higher percentage who wondered if it was some sort of bizzare Candid Camera skit).

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The guitar and the roadies were the giveaway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 10:51 PM (JkO4W)

132 Bill Clinton won because he campaigned heavily for getting welfare recipients to work for a living.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:51 PM (0Htd1)

133 I'd love to have a stone griffin figure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (wzUl9)


Try the bull and sirrush gryphon from the Ishtar gate in Babylon

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 10:51 PM (rbvCR)

134 Jimmy Carter , abortion, soft on crime, anti -gun, anti-religious, pro homo . Anti military and anti American socialist positions wasn't enough to convince people not to vote Democrat?

I still can't believe R Lee Emery voted for Obama the first go around. I lost all respect for him.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:52 PM (KDPiq)

135 Is there anyone here in the Boerne, Texas, area?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 10:52 PM (EXyHK)

136 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."
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True. Perhaps several thousand young men in COVID masks should hold a Voice Of The Public™ Rally outside Keith Ellison's personal residence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)

137 LOL, JQ. I knew it was one of you ladies who told that story about the gargoyle.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:52 PM (gh32g)

138 It's just the voice of the public.

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."
-
Speaking of keeping a cudgel handy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer

Why do I think Ellison has an office and works in secured facilities and lives in a gated subdivision.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 10:53 PM (/lPRQ)

139
CME field has rotated nearly sideways, Bt 41 nT and Bz is just 2 nT. Aurora is lighting up a bit. Won't see it to the South, but it is lighting up over Canada.

Total field has weakened from the peak of 60+ nT, but is getting more favorable. If does manage to rotate around where Bz goes negative, it will light up some more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

140 "None of us are immune from the voice of the public."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:45 PM (L/fGl)

Actually, I am supposed to be immune - according to the Constitution, federal and Minnesota state law - when engaged in private religious practice in a private setting. And, if I am not engaged in unlawful activity, I am actually supposed to be immune in public, as well.

I hope justice visits you soon, Ellison.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2026 10:54 PM (ofeSP)

141
Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."
----

That's some particularly *stupid* rhetoric. Its the "heckler's veto", and it has been thoroughly debunked in every court where its been tried.

But then again Keith Ellison wouldn't be an attorney, much less a state attorney general in a system that took itself seriously.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 10:55 PM (Cjcf6)

142 * saunters into the bar *
Hot dang, the old bartender is back and he's pouring the top shelf stuff!
* finds barstool at the end of the bar and leans back against the wall*
Gotta keep a weather eye on the door.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 19, 2026 10:56 PM (T3puI)

143 think that beaver needs to be taught some manners.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2026 10:39 PM (syz1S)

I had a big brown one that was always getting into trouble...

youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

Posted by: Wynonna at January 19, 2026 10:56 PM (sqSJJ)

144 I wonder if telling the door knockers that I already have a Holy Grail and so I won't be very keen to join them in their quest would work.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 10:56 PM (wVcYX)

145 I'd love to have a stone griffin figure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Kathy would scare anyone off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:57 PM (0Htd1)

146 Is there anyone here in the Boerne, Texas, area?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 10:52 PM (EXyHK)

Near Lockhart. Boerne isn' t that far.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:58 PM (gh32g)

147 Crusader, my disgust with liberals comes largely from having to hear from all the liberals in Hollywood. Those people do hypocrisy on a massive scale.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 10:48 PM (0Htd1)

I certainly agree with you! If there weren't a hostile work environment in Hollywood, we'd all know 4 or 5 movie stars who were conservative. Instead, we know exactly ZERO of them.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 10:58 PM (Cjcf6)

148 Bill Clinton won because he campaigned heavily for getting welfare recipients to work for a living.
Posted by: nerdygirl


There's an example of the Wilson quote, above.

With the policies he espoused as President, could BJC be elected as a Democrat today?

Heck, could he be elected as a Republican (GOPe wing) today?

He would be too far right for both, I think.

Posted by: mikeski won't ask and won't tell at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)

149 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

I'm depending on you for info, Publius. I can't figure out the space sights. Is it looking like a bust overall?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM (Ezs10)

150 I'd love to have a stone griffin figure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (wzUl9)

I suppose Merv is stiff enough for the job now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM (uQesX)

151 I could tell they were lunatics before I left Kindergarten.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 10:50

Tammy, you have always been a smart one, I knew that.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM (55Qr6)

152 'Twas Michael Jackson who was involved with the Jehovas for a while, did some door to door missionary work in disguise.

Posted by: Yop at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM (RKj5x)

153 It's just the voice of the public.

Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."

Speaking of keeping a cudgel handy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:45 PM (L/fGl)

Lock the doors once they're in there. "Now, youse can't leave". And take care of business. Sometimes the old ways are the best.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 19, 2026 11:00 PM (5xuJ/)

154 We need more voters driving by Democrats homes honking and yelping, "Retard!"

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:00 PM (oT7pT)

155 The Indiana QB looks like The Sherminator.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2026 11:01 PM (Riafb)

156 that their actions are 100% related to the unstoppable boot of consequences headed toward their non-binary crotche

A big, big think I see with lefty LIVs is a refusal to acknowledge the consequences they don't like are related to the political decisions they make.

A leftwing pol will run on some feel good left wing thing. The LIVs will vote for him. Then when he does the thing the LIVs will argue..."its bad luck"...and vote for the same person or is leftist successor.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 11:02 PM (sKqQm)

157 154 We need more voters driving by Democrats homes honking and yelping, "Retard!"
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:00 PM (oT7pT


I just get five calls a day from India assuming I'm a retard

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 11:02 PM (gKWVE)

158 Misanthropic Humanitarian's Black Book.

Wow, that must be a first edition, before they had to start printing "Volume 1" on it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2026 11:04 PM (CHHv1)

159 >> Mine have greatly changed over the years.

I’m trying to think, would my 22 year old self feel any differently than my 62 year old self about what’s going on… and… nope.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 10:13 PM (XV/Pl)

The key is that you're BOTH wiser than you were then.
You're here, after all.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2026 11:04 PM (ofeSP)

160 But I was born in 1963, and the fucking hippies and Women's Libbers kept me from being able to fully embrace the heritage of my people. I could tell they were lunatics before I left Kindergarten.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


I was in college from '68-'72. I knew female students who fell in with the hippies. Seeing how the "peace and love" types treated women was a real eye opener. And back in those days, even welfare freeloaders despised hippies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 19, 2026 11:04 PM (0Htd1)

161 Lock the doors once they're in there. "Now, youse can't leave". And take care of business. Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


Consult the Book of Armaments!

Posted by: King Arthur at January 19, 2026 11:04 PM (VHUov)

162
I'm depending on you for info, Publius. I can't figure out the space sights. Is it looking like a bust overall?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM (Ezs10)


here is a site, Null School, it is very infographic, but more or less up to date.
Double click near where you are and it should tell you the current aurora visibility

https://tinyurl.com/4p933ja7

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 11:04 PM (rbvCR)

163 Someone here posted that one should keep a Gargoyle by the door to keep JW's away. They don't like statues. It may have been fourseasons or JQ, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (gh32g)

Keeping them fed runs into real money.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:05 PM (8zz6B)

164 Twas Michael Jackson who was involved with the Jehovas for a while, did some door to door missionary work in disguise.
----

He wasn't motivated by religion. He was a child molester. He hoped a young boy would open the door, and be home alone.

I despise anyone who wishes to talk about Michael Jackson's music. He was a pedophile. I don't want to discuss Hitler's paintings, and I don't want to praise Michael Jackson's music.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 11:05 PM (Cjcf6)

165 "...inaction has consequences, too,"

Nobody is more qualified to comment on 'inaction' than Pam 'inaction is my middle name' Bondi.

Posted by: leon at January 19, 2026 11:05 PM (MbFlP)

166 CME field has rotated nearly sideways, Bt 41 nT and Bz is just 2 nT...
Total field has weakened from the peak of 60+ nT, but is getting more favorable. If does manage to rotate around where Bz goes negative, it will light up some more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 10:53

publius, you do know the usual language for posting here is English?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 19, 2026 11:06 PM (55Qr6)

167 Near Lockhart. Boerne isn' t that far.

I’m going to be at the Bevy hotel in Boerne tomorrow night and the next. And intend to spend both evenings in the bar, if anyone wants to meet for a drink.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:06 PM (EXyHK)

168 So I'm not an Asmongold fan - I've seen him mentioned a few times recently but when I've watching him he's just too...ugg.

But then I found this video by someone named Leaflit that has every right leaning person in Asmongold's sphere in addition to the crusty man himself and...its good. https://tinyurl.com/mr47nvvc

Note, in the video Charlie Kirk is handing off to Karmen Lee not, thankfully, Nick Fuentes

Also, bonus points for Kirche as frieren

Oh and I was reading about all the references in the video and my search led me to a reddit threat on how rightwing vtubers are a flash in the pan going away soon....from 2 years ago.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 11:07 PM (sKqQm)

169 Posted by: Boo Hoo Joo at January 19, 2026 11:07 PM (3Hss0)

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Fuck off

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:09 PM (JkO4W)

170 Last time the JWs came to my door, I was busy making pitchers of lemonaid and iced tea (Lipton's, not Long Island) for a reception-- a paraphrased account, as it's been more than 20 years:

Jw: Hi, we're so-and-so, do you have a moment to talk about God?

JQ: Not really, I'm rather busy.

Jw: Are you too busy for God?

JQ: No, in fact I'm preparing for a large church-related event right now, so if you'll please excuse me...

Jw: God is more important than activities.

JQ: Look. Today is my mother's funeral. I'm going to close the door now, good bye.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

171 Jimmy Carter , abortion, soft on crime, anti -gun, anti-religious, pro homo . Anti military and anti American socialist positions wasn't enough to convince people not to vote Democrat?

----------------

But but....he teaches Sunday School! I remember the gullible Evangelicals saying.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2026 11:09 PM (1Au9i)

172 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."


When given power the left uses it. Ellison can keep leftwing terrorists free from state charges at least.

This is honestly our greatest weakness. I think about the case from a few years ago when some guy in KS got 19 years in jail for burning a gay flag. There wasn't one right leaning person on that jury? F the judge and his instructions. If you get called on a jury like that "I'm not persuaded his is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 11:10 PM (sKqQm)

173 I’m going to be at the Bevy hotel in Boerne tomorrow night and the next. And intend to spend both evenings in the bar, if anyone wants to meet for a drink.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:06 PM (EXyHK)

Hubby is recuperating from surgery, so regretfully tomorrow will be a pass. If you find yourself in Lockhart sometime, we will buy you some BBQ.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 11:10 PM (gh32g)

174 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 11:10 PM (sAmhv)

175 168 Antisemitism.
Yawn.
109 countries, but it’s never their fault.

Posted by: Boo Hoo Joo at January 19, 2026 11:07 PM (3Hss0)
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I'm sure you'll be going away soon.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 11:11 PM (Cjcf6)

176 Oh FFS

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2026 11:11 PM (8AONa)

177 : Farmer, with his own historic take at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM

Hello, how have you been?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 11:11 PM (Ezs10)

178 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."

Speaking of keeping a cudgel handy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:45 PM (L/fGl)

Lock the doors once they're in there. "Now, youse can't leave". And take care of business. Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Having now seen video in the church I would aquit any member using any level of force on the invaders while it was going on. And any of the invaders or their supporters after the fact too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 11:12 PM (/lPRQ)

179 Tammy,

Go here, NOAA space weather site (I hate the term "weather" for this):
https://is.gd/QNFtSy

Look at the aurora projection thingy. It runs a 24 hour loop until a little after present, 30 minutes to over an hour depending on how fast the sun stuff is moving.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)

180 Hubby is recuperating from surgery, so regretfully tomorrow will be a pass. If you find yourself in Lockhart sometime, we will buy you some BBQ.

I will remember that!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:12 PM (EXyHK)

181 I was reading a left leaning forum and they were complaining about the "rightward trend of the country."

A right leaning poster (not me) pointed out Bill Clinton wanted abortion rare, opposed illegal immigration, and had no concerns for tranny rights or gay marriage.

The response? Well, that's because we learned.

So the overwhelming move to the left over the last generation is just dismissed out of hand. What then is the "rightward trend of the country" err...people are allowed to vote for Trump.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 11:12 PM (sKqQm)

182 I once saw a nice tasteful plaque like thing by someone’s doorbell, it said something along the lines of “don’t bother to ring, we’ve got everything we want, we know who we’re voting for, and we love Jesus, etc. now go away” LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:13 PM (kGQLW)

183 I will remember that!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:12 PM (EXyHK)

Please do! It is always a treat to meet s Moron.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 11:14 PM (gh32g)

184 Posted by: Boo Hoo Joo at January 19, 2026 11:07 PM (3Hss0)

Antisemitism is for losers. "Waa waa waa, my life sucks so a joo must have poisoned my water supply."
Theology is one thing (I accept G-d will tell me I got it wrong, whatever it is) but at least if I messed up in this life, I own it.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)

185 >> Is it looking like a bust overall?

Yep, as far as any big show coming down here South. It was a big whopper, hit G4 level earlier, but the magnetic field was pointing in the wrong direction.

That's Bz, the component of the magnetic field pointing "vertically", perpendicular to the ecliptic plane. You want it to be negative, pointing down, and thus bucking the earth's field as it slams into it. That allows the resultant field lines to funnel particles right into the poles, giving the light show.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:15 PM (w6EFb)

186 Someone pointed out that Trump's DOJ charged Don LeMon with KKK law violations on....MLK day.

It is nice to finally have a right leaning pol that knows how to play the political game.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 11:15 PM (sKqQm)

187 Nobody is more qualified to comment on 'inaction' than Pam 'inaction is my middle name' Bondi.
Posted by: leon

Zimmerman Affair is all one needs to know on her resume.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 11:15 PM (/lPRQ)

188 109 Someone here posted that one should keep a Gargoyle by the door to keep JW's away. They don't like statues. It may have been fourseasons or JQ, but I may be wrong.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 10:44 PM (gh32g)

I wonder if they are superstitious and think that the statues are a Lares shrine.

Lares Familiares
Wikipedia
https://is.gd/BDZ9hD

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2026 11:16 PM (syz1S)

189 The weird thing about the Jehovah Witnesses people while they semi-almost regularly would ring the bell we never answered to talk with them. They are out there, I guess. But I’ve never actually met anybody that was a member afaik. They never mentioned it anyway.

So in my mind they really only exist in the aether, walking around in suburbia and leaving tracts stuffed in the door handle.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:17 PM (kGQLW)

190 OMG Indiana is going to blow this.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 19, 2026 11:17 PM (R86kT)

191 "...inaction has consequences, too,"
---------

"Action through inaction!" - 60's Doper

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2026 11:17 PM (XeU6L)

192 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)

Thank you!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 11:17 PM (Ezs10)

193 Never mind

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 19, 2026 11:18 PM (R86kT)

194 I started noticing the lack of regard--or even understanding that consequences existed--in college. Went to grad school at U of Michigan and that finished the change over. An annual Pot Day on the Diag had started just before I got there, but I was in time to witness a "Cambodian People's Day" celebrating the Khmer Rouge. That was enough. And yeah, apparently they still do the pot, although it's called the Hash Bash now.

Posted by: Lirio100 at January 19, 2026 11:18 PM (ky7/T)

195 That's Bz, the component of the magnetic field pointing "vertically", perpendicular to the ecliptic plane. You want it to be negative, pointing down, and thus bucking the earth's field as it slams into it. That allows the resultant field lines to funnel particles right into the poles, giving the light show.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:15 PM (w6EFb)

Well, no indication of any aurora here in Apache Junction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:18 PM (8zz6B)

196 “Action through inaction!” - 60’s Doper

“Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:19 PM (EXyHK)

197 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:15 PM (w6EFb

Sigh. I hate it when they get me all worked up like this. Some of the guys on YouTube and our local news were pretty pumped up about it this morning.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 11:20 PM (Ezs10)

198 “Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:19 PM (EXyHK)

Of course if a doper acquires money, it all goes to dope anayway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:21 PM (8zz6B)

199 It's overcast here, so wouldn't be able to see an aurora anyhow. Bummer.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 11:22 PM (rdVOm)

200 AG Ellison "voice of the public" is one sided and paid for by cronies like himself and Soros and insurrectionists. He is not fooling anybody who has some sense. He is an idiot and should not hold any government office.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 11:22 PM (4rWc3)

201 Lock the doors once they're in there. "Now, youse can't leave". And take care of business. Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


Grab them and drag them to the alter.
Tell them "We will play for forgiveness. You will pray for a rapid healing."

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 11:22 PM (2WIwB)

202 Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:19 PM (EXyHK)

Of course if a doper acquires money, it all goes to dope anayway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:21 PM

...and dope is usually the reason *why* they have no money.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 11:23 PM (rdVOm)

203 AG Ellison "voice of the public" is one sided and paid for by cronies like himself and Soros and insurrectionists. He is not fooling anybody who has some sense. He is an idiot and should not hold any government office.
Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 11:22 PM (4rWc3)

Also a muslim, so POS status is assured.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:23 PM (8zz6B)

204 Carter? What did Carter do?

Carter let the devil out of his cage.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 11:23 PM (zNcSj)

205 FANTASTIC GAME! Neck and neck to the last seconds!

Posted by: Beverly at January 19, 2026 11:24 PM (reMys)

206 So in my mind they really only exist in the aether, walking around in suburbia and leaving tracts stuffed in the door handle.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:17 PM (kGQLW)

I've known some through work. They were fine. Didn't proselytize. Each to their own. Knew a few ex-JWs. They were embittered. I don't know why, exactly. Perhaps some shunning from family?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 11:24 PM (gh32g)

207 So in my mind they really only exist in the aether, walking around in suburbia and leaving tracts stuffed in the door handle.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:17 PM (kGQLW)


So they are not Jehovah's Material Witnesses?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:25 PM (8zz6B)

208 I'm going to have some corn on the cob in honor of those fucking hoosiers. Nice game.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:26 PM (oT7pT)

209 As I look back, I simultaneously:
1) feel like I haven't moved much
2) realize I am a lot more conservative about some things vs libertarian
3) realize that I used to entirely buy into much of the climate cult
4) remember when I thought doctors experts in a variety of fields could be trusted

Now I know:
A) Some things I've got a hardened attitude about, others no longer matter.
B) I always felt that "drugs are bad, mmkay?", but I've seen that "if it doesn't affect anyone" usually, um, actually affects a lot of people, so I'm not as libertarian as I used to be.
C) As George Carlin said, "The planet will be fiiine!"
D) Anyone who can't admit when they don't know something, is an idiot, and credentialed idiots get called "experts".

Posted by: RandomDave at January 19, 2026 11:26 PM (aJQbY)

210 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison justifies the anti-ICE protesters storming a church service in Minneapolis yesterday:

"None of us are immune from the voice of the public."


Let's clean up those voter rolls there AG and then hear the voice of the public.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)

211 An annual Pot Day on the Diag had started just before I got there, but I was in time to witness a "Cambodian People's Day" celebrating the Khmer Rouge.
-----

If "our" side really cared about education, they'd require a very specific content course about Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge. Teach the facts--they killed 2 million people in Cambodia, a nation of about 8 million people. That's 25% of their population.

I'd especially love a rebuttal from fake Indian Elizabeth Warren, fake communist Bernie (who has 3 homes and is a multimillionaire), and Karen Bass (who is a fake mayor and a fake everything--she couldn't run a taco stand, much less a top 5 American city) of why this particular part of history shouldn't be taught.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 11:27 PM (Cjcf6)

212 I’d be skeptical of anybody who hasn’t modified some of their beliefs from say age 15 or 20 to age 40 to 50. That’s crazy. Some a little earlier, some a little later. Everyone learns at their own pace. Some people grow old, but they never grow up.

That’s a hallmark of the classic fuckhead, really. Stuck in Junior High. Permanently.

One of my first stirrings of skepticism was “environmentalists” were a lot different than the hunters and fishermen and outdoorsman guys I grew up around. Even the hard core leftists were big on barbecue and good eats.

Not the crunchy granolas, they were into weird foods and crystal healings and superstitions and seemed a little bit off somehow. I found it difficult to find genuine people, because that’s what Time-Life told me it was about. Trustafarians cosplaying as poor is easy when mommy and daddy can pay for your vagabond hippie lifestyle. The genuine hippies were pretty cool, they weren’t really into tie-dye and frying brain cells.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:28 PM (kGQLW)

213 Genuine hippies were usually trying to make a go of communal farms or some small business with a "charitable" goal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:31 PM (8zz6B)

214
With the policies he espoused as President, could BJC be elected as a Democrat today?

Heck, could he be elected as a Republican (GOPe wing) today?

He would be too far right for both, I think.
Posted by: mikeski won't ask and won't tell at January 19, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)
______________________

I know you guys make fun of Skeletor Carville. But, the fact remains his campaign strategy not only was effective, it has some of you convinced Clinton had a position. He had ONE position....to be president (and doggy style, but that's a separate issue).

Carville used to poll individual states. He'd find out their most important issue, and then send Clinton in to hammer home that issue. Some states he was diametrically opposed to other states. They did that in every battleground state, and Clinton (in comparison to "wouldn't be prudent at this juncture" Bush) he was easily the more popular candidate. Remember the media hammering home Bush's inexperience in grocery stores? That was part of highlighting Carville's strategy.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 11:31 PM (dIske)

215 David Horowitz in Radical Son talks about the Viet Nam and Cambodia debacle.

Leftist narrative ignores those things, it has to ignore those things, precisely because it doesn’t fit the narrative, and the narrative governs everything.

When your philosophy kills millions, well let’s not talk about that. Everything will be fine some day, and a few hundred million dead will be totally worth it. They have good intentions, eggs, omelette, some cracking involved.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:34 PM (kGQLW)

216 So they are not Jehovah's Material Witnesses?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 11:35 PM (VHUov)

217 So some raghead shoots three tourists at Disney World.
Media...Crickets!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)

218 >>>Remember the media hammering home Bush's inexperience in grocery stores? That was part of highlighting Carville's strategy.
Posted by: Orson
--

There was a review of Bush's campaign photography presented by the media. The overwhelming majority of photographs showed him in an awkward or negative state. One illustration was him walking past a helicopter where the big yellow caution sign is painted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 11:37 PM (zNcSj)

219
The trouble is they can see and predict the strength of a CME, but they can't see the direction of the magnetic field until it gets to an instrument that can measure it. The SOHO spacecraft out there at L1 point (about 1 million miles in front of earth) can see it, then radio it out, giving 30 minutes to over and hour lead time depending.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:37 PM (w6EFb)

220 Tonight makes up for the years I spent in Bloomington with a Corso coached team. Good job Hoosiers.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 19, 2026 11:39 PM (2NHgQ)

221 Anyway, I’m a slow learner sometimes, I would much rather live next door to a logger or a miner or a rancher than an “environmentalist” or hippie dippie whack job. Hippie chicks were easier to get in the sack, I suppose. I even maintained a small cache of James Taylor albums to try and prove my bona fides. Jayzus I was stupid.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:39 PM (kGQLW)

222 With the policies he espoused as President, could BJC be elected as a Democrat today?
Posted by: mikeski won't ask and won't tell

I know you guys make fun of Skeletor Carville. But, the fact remains his campaign strategy not only was effective, it has some of you convinced Clinton had a position. He had ONE position....to be president (and doggy style, but that's a separate issue).
Posted by: Orson


That's why I said "espoused," though I guess Webster says that means both "advocated" and "adhered to." I meant only the former. I agree with your assessment of his fidelity to both his stated morals and his wife.

Although I assume he was happy with a variety of sexual positions, as long as it wasn't with Hillary.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)

223 As an aside about the Bush/Scanner thing, its been...30 years or so since the FNM made a big deal about him now knowing how a fully automated scan line would work and...they still aren't standard though certainly plenty of places keep trying to find ways to make them work...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 11:40 PM (sKqQm)

224 I was watching a Fox News video clip from Minneapolis. A couple of software engineers were having lunch in a street-side diner, when they were misidentified by the mob as ICE agents. "We were just having lunch" and "we install software apps in Minnesota" and "we're not for ICE". And that wasn't good enough for the nutcases. After they proved themselves to be goofballs and nitwits, they agitated out with "Are you FOR us?" "We're not for anybody!" "That's not good enough. If you aren't WITH US, you're AGAINST US!"

That's some major escalation right there, buddy.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 11:40 PM (rj6Yv)

225 AG Ellison "voice of the public" is one sided and paid for by cronies like himself and Soros and insurrectionists. He is not fooling anybody who has some sense. He is an idiot and should not hold any government office.
Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 11:22 PM (4rWc3)

Also a muslim, so POS status is assured.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:23 PM (8zz6B)

Yup, shit stain status.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 11:41 PM (snZF9)

226
Just looking at the Boulder Magnetometer readout/prediction. The Erf's field did get quite a slap when that thing hit. The compass wig-woggled a nice little bit.

Just no Aurora much. If that shock had been upside down earlier, we would've had a hell of a light show indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:42 PM (w6EFb)

227 Not the crunchy granolas, they were into weird foods…

I have several hippy cookbooks in my vintage collection. They had some good food in them. Even the one from Brattleboro.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:42 PM (EXyHK)

228 I was watching a Fox News video clip from Minneapolis. A couple of software engineers were having lunch in a street-side diner, when they were misidentified by the mob as ICE agents. "We were just having lunch" and "we install software apps in Minnesota" and "we're not for ICE". And that wasn't good enough for the nutcases. After they proved themselves to be goofballs and nitwits, they agitated out with "Are you FOR us?" "We're not for anybody!" "That's not good enough. If you aren't WITH US, you're AGAINST US!"

That's some major escalation right there, buddy.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 11:40 PM (rj6Yv)

Oh I'm with these 2 guys, meet Smith and Wesson.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 11:43 PM (snZF9)

229 One of my first stirrings of skepticism was “environmentalists” were a lot different than the hunters and fishermen and outdoorsman guys I grew up around.
----

I've kept my "environmentalism" policy simple: UNTIL you punish China and Russia and India for what THEY do to pollute the planet, I don't want to hear a damn thing about what the United States should do. We're less than 5 percent of the world's population. Bitch about somebody else until you get results with someone else. We can talk afterwards.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 11:43 PM (Cjcf6)

230 >> That's some major escalation right there, buddy.

Paraphrasing of the text of the Insurrection Act comes to mind: when state and local authorities are unable or unwilling to protect rights secured by the Constitution....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:43 PM (w6EFb)

231 "That's not good enough. If you aren't WITH US, you're AGAINST US!"
———

Stop swattin’ flies, and go after the manure pile. Somebody is coordinating, training, and bankrolling all this shit and have been for years

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:44 PM (kGQLW)

232 Although I assume he was happy with a variety of sexual positions, as long as it wasn't with Hillary.
----

I believe Hillary is one of the most demonic people that have walked the earth. Yes, demonic, literally.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 11:45 PM (Cjcf6)

233 That's some major escalation right there, buddy.


Have a smile for everyone, and a plan to kick their ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 11:46 PM (2WIwB)

234 There is a special election tomorrow. There is a token GOP delegate on the ballot. Richmond has been taken over by communists. I will go up tomorrow morning and vote for this guy. He has no chance in Soviet NoVA and even if he won, Richmond is lost. I'll vote anyway. I really do love Virginia. Beautiful state, alas, lots of communists in NoVA and whoever runs NoVA, runs the state.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 11:46 PM (sAmhv)

235 I have several hippy cookbooks in my vintage collection. They had some good food in them.
——-

Maybe, but that’s not the way to bet. Why take the chance?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 11:47 PM (kGQLW)

236 That's some major escalation right there, buddy.
Posted by: mrp

One of the engineers had the anti-ice app that locates agents and directs agitators to their location, so it was karma that his app dinged and he realized the mob was coming for him.

Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2026 11:48 PM (F3Dlr)

237
GOES satellite magnetometer graph:

https://is.gd/8ZWRsC

That's the N component of the field the satellite sees. You can see that slap it got earlier.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:49 PM (w6EFb)

238 Having now seen video in the church I would aquit any member using any level of force on the invaders while it was going on. And any of the invaders or their supporters after the fact too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 11:12 PM (/lPRQ)

I'm going to start work tomorrow on a whip of braided cords to add to my church EDC.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2026 11:49 PM (ofeSP)

239 Tonight makes up for the years I spent in Bloomington with a Corso coached team. Good job Hoosiers.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
------

Heh. Dated an i.U. gal for a couple of years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)

240 Was it Bush I or Bush II who barfed on the Japanese prime Minister? I'm thinking I.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 11:50 PM (gh32g)

241 I'm glad Indiana won. This would be there first in football, right? They've been, at best, mediocre for most of there football life.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 11:51 PM (sAmhv)

242 So some raghead shoots three tourists at Disney World.
Media...Crickets!
Posted by: Diogenes


Yeah, this comment was the first I heard of it. NYPost and foreign media are the only hits when I search for "disney world news."

Though the article at the Sun says the victims were renting a home 8 miles from Disney World, and were shot there. By their raghead neighbor.

Though maybe it was still on Disney-controlled property? That "Reedy Creek" area that's in Florida but not, like some tourist-trap version of Vatican City?

The raghead was "known to police," and had been found not guilty of attempted murder back in 2021. Nice fellow; who'd have expected sudden onset jihadism?

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 11:51 PM (VHUov)

243 The 70’s , man

Posted by: Free tibet at January 19, 2026 11:52 PM (bSXT3)

244
Aurora power is getting stronger. Idaho latitude line might be seeing something. Canada and Alaska ought to be seeing a show now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:52 PM (w6EFb)

245 That's some major escalation right there, buddy.
Posted by: mrp

One of the engineers had the anti-ice app that locates agents and directs agitators to their location, so it was karma that his app dinged and he realized the mob was coming for him.
Posted by: old chick


Immigration enforcement? That's not my bag, baby!

Posted by: Austin "software engineer" Powers at January 19, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

246 >>>I believe Hillary is one of the most demonic people that have walked the earth. Yes, demonic, literally.

Posted by: Crusader

>Hillary is pure evil. Imagine a succubus so ugly she can't seduce any man alive. If she wants semen to survive, she kills her prey.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:53 PM (oT7pT)

247 >> I'm thinking I.

H.W. I remember a hilarious SNL skit with Dana Carvey reenacting that. That was back in the Before Time when SNL was actually funny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

248 I really do love Virginia. Beautiful state…

Just before a conference in Bethesda, Maryland, I took some time to drive through Virginia from Arlington down to Richmond and then over to Charlottesville and Staunton and up through Harrisonburg and over to Culpeper, back in the summer of 1998. It was stunningly beautiful.

Even with running into a deer with a rental car outside of Two Towers National Park, it was a wonderful experience.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 11:54 PM (EXyHK)

249 It's been 30 years since I went to Disney. It was fine and enjoyable then. It sounds like a world of suck these days.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 11:55 PM (gh32g)

250 I really do love Virginia. Beautiful state…

Just before a conference in Bethesda, Maryland, I took some time to drive through Virginia from Arlington down to Richmond and then over to Charlottesville and Staunton and up through Harrisonburg and over to Culpeper, back in the summer of 1998. It was stunningly beautiful.

Even with running into a deer with a rental car outside of Two Towers National Park, it was a wonderful experience.
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Berkeley Springs, West Virginia is beautiful as well! I spent 2 weeks there once upon a time at a resort in the hills. Gorgeous!

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6)

251 >The Indiana QB looks like The Sherminator.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
----

his hair never moves
even 3 hours under a football helmet, and he still looks well-groomed and ready for church

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 11:58 PM (ZxPkt)

252 > UNTIL you punish China and Russia and India for what THEY do to pollute the planet

Good example: the retards won't let us build nuclear reactors, even though the U.S. industry has been operating for about 75 years without a single fatality to a member of the general public.

Meanwhile, the Soviets (and I suspect now the Russians) were dumping their old sub reactors into the Arctic Ocean whole.

Do you ever hear the retards screeching about that? You do not.

Do you ever hear the retards screeching about that giant brown cloud the Chicom's filthy coal plants are emitting? You do not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 19, 2026 11:58 PM (IG3/x)

253 It's been 30 years since I went to Disney. It was fine and enjoyable then. It sounds like a world of suck these days.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary


Literally! :-D

Posted by: the tranny in the break room at January 19, 2026 11:58 PM (VHUov)

254 I've never been to any of the Disney parks, even while living near enough to do it without hotel stays.

Not that I wouldn't have liked to go, just couldn't afford it.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm)

255 Congratulations to Indiana!!! Awesome! Love the quarterback, entire team and coach!

I also cannot stand Miami, they play dirty and it did not work out for them tonight. I was worried the refs were helping the thugs. Not tonight, bastids!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 11:59 PM (WONhk)

256 The Indiana QB looks like The Sherminator.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

his hair never moves
even 3 hours under a football helmet, and he still looks well-groomed and ready for church
Posted by: Don Black


Do not underestimate the power of a double layer of protection.

Wear your Gelmet(tm).

Posted by: Gelmet Hair Products, Inc. at January 19, 2026 11:59 PM (VHUov)

257 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11

I can see where that would've gotten their attention!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2026 12:00 AM (Ezs10)

258 Here is a livestream of the northern lights from Churchill Manitoba

https://tinyurl.com/2nw7x364

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2026 12:01 AM (rbvCR)

259 Berkeley Springs, West Virginia is beautiful as well! I spent 2 weeks there once upon a time at a resort in the hills. Gorgeous!

I have never been to West Virginia. A MoMe would almost certainly get me out there.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 20, 2026 12:01 AM (EXyHK)

260 Virginia. I've been to Monticello a few times. That was an interesting place. The clock at the front door was fascinating.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 12:02 AM (gh32g)

261 "That's not good enough. If you aren't WITH US, you're AGAINST US!"

I remember George Lucas felt the need to put this in one of his newer Star Wars movie as one of the bad guy lines because Shrub had said something kind of like this

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 12:02 AM (sKqQm)

262 this is why Vivek needs to be President so he can poo on the German Chancellor

Posted by: gKWVE at January 20, 2026 12:05 AM (gKWVE)

263
I have never been to West Virginia. A MoMe would almost certainly get me out there.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
--------

I would suggest Nitro, WV as the site.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2026 12:05 AM (XeU6L)

264 Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2026 12:01 AM (rbvCR)

Breathtaking! Thank you for sharing!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2026 12:05 AM (Ezs10)

265 263 "That's not good enough. If you aren't WITH US, you're AGAINST US!"

I remember George Lucas felt the need to put this in one of his newer Star Wars movie as one of the bad guy lines because Shrub had said something kind of like this
Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 12:02 AM (sKqQm)

'Only the Sith deal in absolutes.'
'This is how democracy dies- to thunderous applause.'

Yada yada.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2026 12:06 AM (bss/y)

266 Over the years, have travelled and camped the Appalachians from N.Alabama to N. Maine. Travelling the tiniest roads on the map.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2026 12:07 AM (XeU6L)

267 "That's not good enough. If you aren't WITH US, you're AGAINST US!"

I remember George Lucas felt the need to put this in one of his newer Star Wars movie as one of the bad guy lines because Shrub had said something kind of like this
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He did a lot of that with the "Prequels". That whole "Democracy dies with applause" thingy was squarely aimed at Bush. All of us didn't understand the degree that which Bush was an inept prick at the time, but that's another subject.

By the way, prequels are cash grabs, and shouldn't exist. None of us should attend those. We know "what happens next", why should we watch this?

Posted by: Crusader at January 20, 2026 12:10 AM (Cjcf6)

268 When I was a teenager I lived in Anaheim and spent every available moment at Disneyland. When you're a 16 year-old with your pants on fire, it was a great place to meet and greet the young ladies.

My last visit was more than a decade ago and the experience sucked so bad I swore I would never return. I've been true to my word.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2026 12:11 AM (JkO4W)

269 Actually, two decades. At least.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 20, 2026 12:11 AM (JkO4W)

270 I have driven the Blue Ridge Parkway and Skyline Drive. I'd love to hike a bit of the Appalachian Trail. I'd love to do one of those though hikes

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 12:14 AM (gh32g)

271 I'm totally against the UK's anti-free speech tyranny. But just to be clear: Enoch Burke was NOT arrested for misuse of pronouns; he was arrested for trespassing on school property after he was fired. And, yes, he was fired for misusing a transgender student's pronouns and for his general stance against transgenderism. But all of his arrests were for trespassing on private property. And Mario Nawfal is once again being disingenuous in his reportage.

Posted by: Kimo Loka at January 20, 2026 12:14 AM (kiuY+)

272
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 20, 2026 12:16 AM (ES7o0)

273 But all of his arrests were for trespassing on private property. And Mario Nawfal is once again being disingenuous in his reportage.

But he wouldn't have been fired if they didn't have the tranny laws...

Britain really needs a real world Amelia right now...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 12:16 AM (sKqQm)

274 Change in political attitudes over the years...well, POLITICS has changed over the years. It used to be that at least major national issues were about the budget split, 45% domestic-55% defense or vice versa. The corruption was not as widely known and nowhere near as obvious. The mainstream left were not to the left of the Weather Underground. And social issues were not anywhere at the level of "you must believe a person with male parts could have a baby".

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 20, 2026 12:17 AM (3/XaG)

275 The UK appears to be in a death spiral. That makes me sad.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 12:18 AM (gh32g)

276 By the way, prequels are cash grabs, and shouldn't exist. None of us should attend those. We know "what happens next", why should we watch this?
Posted by: Crusader


In some cases they work.

In this one, not so much. C3PO never thought to tell Luke, "oh hey, I know your dad. He built me. He's Darth Vader now."

Posted by: mikeski at January 20, 2026 12:19 AM (VHUov)

277 Hello, how have you been?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 19, 2026 11:11

I'm surviving. Just had my second repair for retinal detachment in my right eye. Hope this one works.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 20, 2026 12:20 AM (55Qr6)

278 It's been 30 years since I went to Disney. It was fine and enjoyable then. It sounds like a world of suck these days.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 11:55 PM (gh32g)

I was there in 1988. I was in florida and figured well while I'm here lets see what all the hubub was about. I did the whole Disney/Epcot center thing. I guess it was ok. I figured worse came to worse I could say I saw it. Kinda like my excuse to read lord of the rings.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 12:21 AM (snZF9)

279 And finally Dr. Thomas Sowell nails it when looking at the AWFLs

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"The virtue of Pride can best be described by the term: "moral ambitiousness." It means that one must earn the right to hold oneself as one's own highest value by achieving one's own moral perfection—which one achieves by never accepting any code of irrational virtues impossible to practice and by never failing to practice the virtues one knows to be rational—by never accepting an unearned guilt and never earning any, or, if one has earned it, never leaving it uncorrected—by never resigning oneself passively to any flaws in one's character—by never placing any concern, wish, fear or mood of the moment above the reality of one's own self-esteem. And, above all, it means one's rejection of the role of a sacrificial animal, the rejection of any doctrine that preaches self-immolation as a moral virtue or duty."

-- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech"

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 20, 2026 12:21 AM (nXhai)

280 I'm surviving. Just had my second repair for retinal detachment in my right eye. Hope this one works.
Posted by: Farmer
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Thoughts and prayers for you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2026 12:23 AM (XeU6L)

281 By the way, prequels are cash grabs, and shouldn't exist. None of us should attend those. We know "what happens next", why should we watch this?
Posted by: Crusader


In some cases they work.

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Would have to think about any that work in film, but I can tell you that one that works well in TV was "Better Call Saul" as a prequel to "Breaking Bad."

Brilliant writing & acting, perhaps better than the original ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 20, 2026 12:24 AM (nXhai)

282 I'm surviving. Just had my second repair for retinal detachment in my right eye. Hope this one works.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 20, 2026 12:20 AM (55Qr6)

I'm sorry. Wet macular degeneration here. Vision issues are difficult. God Bless and I hope the repair helps you

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 12:29 AM (gh32g)

283 Bush:

Some say inept prick.
Others say deliberate betrayal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2026 12:30 AM (zNcSj)

284 The Amherst thing is quite literally demonic.

I guess I'm old-fashioned, but crassly displaying every sexual perversion known to mankind to a bunch of teenage kids, when you're supposed to be acting in loco parentis, is evil. Very much aimed at the destruction of the family.

It's also noteworthy that this once-Christian college has every exotic type of religious worthy EXCEPT a Christian chaplain.

Posted by: Beverly at January 20, 2026 12:31 AM (reMys)

285 If Christianity is true how come Jews still exist and, should they.
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Christianity bases the Old Testament on the Jews and labels them the chosen people. Jesus is a Jew.
- - - - - -

Jews are the Chosen People of the Old Testament (and a very angry and vengeful) God. They keep him happy. Kill off all the Jews, and the Old Testament God will come back. You don't want that.
So be nice to the Jews (you shouldn't be hatin' on people anyway...)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 20, 2026 12:33 AM (7nYXA)

286 If Christianity is true how come Jews still exist and, should they.
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The day is going to come when they all convert, according to Paul. The circumstances are the subject of some argument.

In any case, hatred of Jews isn't Christian, it's Satanic.

Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2026 12:37 AM (vSvIl)

287 I watched some of Th Chosen and liked it. I should watch and see how if ends. Pretty sure it's #winning

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 12:38 AM (gh32g)

288 I watched some of Th Chosen and liked it. I should watch and see how if ends.

I'm going to do the same thing with Titanic.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 12:40 AM (jc0TO)

289 So be nice to the Jews (you shouldn't be hatin' on people anyway...)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 20, 2026 12:33 AM (7nYXA)
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Yay!

Please send Bitcoins.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 12:40 AM (UUvzi)

290 Which came first, the Dead doing Truckin', or R Crumb's cartoon Keep On Truckin'?

The latter was ripped off and reprinted endlessly without Crumb making a cent off it. Later to be replaced by the bootleg Calvin peeing.

Thus endeth the Cultural History quiz and lesson for tonight. Follow me for more over-the-cliff instruction.

https://youtu.be/oSYmD6kHdKo

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker says . . . at January 20, 2026 12:41 AM (FMpsC)

291 Thoughts and prayers for you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2026 12:23

Many thanks MH. Tomorrow is 2 weeks, they say 6 weeks for full recovery. It was 3 months after the first operation it went wonky again. Hoping for the best.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 20, 2026 12:42 AM (55Qr6)

292 Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 20, 2026 12:20 AM (55Qr6)

Oh, God bless ss you, my mama has retinal detachment in both eyes. Scelaral buckle on one. Waited too long with the first one, and is blind in her right eye.

The sad irony is, she was an opthamology Nurse Practitioner for 30 years. She had just moved to Arkansas and wanted to have the surgery done in California, but it was too late to help.

What are they doing with yours?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2026 12:50 AM (Ezs10)

293 I watched some of Th Chosen and liked it. I should watch and see how if ends. Pretty sure it's #winning
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 12:38

TY. Sorry for your eye issues, not a fun part of aging.

I've been watching The Chosen too. I think it's well done.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 20, 2026 12:51 AM (55Qr6)

294 What are they doing with yours?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2026 12:50

Both times they've put in a gas bubble, C3H2 I think. I've heard of the buckle treatment but don't know anything about it.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 20, 2026 12:55 AM (55Qr6)

295 Greetings Everyone

Hope you are all well and staying warm, especially those in the cold country.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2026 12:59 AM (QGaXH)

296 It looks like the SAVE Act has a fighting chance in the House.

John MOTHERFUCKING Thune is still dragging his feet in the Senate. "Boo-hoo... don't have the votes... boo-hoo".

Well bring it up for a vote, you fucking asshole, and let us SEE who votes against it.

And fuck the filibuster while we're at it.

Remember: voter ID is supported by a 80% of Americans, including a solid majority of BOTH parties.

So why isn't Congress passing it?

We know why, don't we?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 20, 2026 01:00 AM (IG3/x)

297 Ok, yes, the gas bubble is standard treatment. My mom had a terrible time holding the position. She has neck and upper back issues.

She is terrified of being put out, and had the buckle put on her eye with only a local anesthesia. Her eyes are very deepest and it was an absolute nightmare for her and the surgeon.

Let them knock you out, if that's the next step! It's a pretty easy surgery.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 20, 2026 01:02 AM (Ezs10)

298 Hi, ARiK!

Cold outside, but at least no snow or icy roads... Nice and warm indoors.

How are you?

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

299 Farmer, are you having to remain face down til the bubble settles or does what it does? If so, I hope you have one of those facedown chairs. My Dad needed one. It made things more pleasant.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 01:04 AM (gh32g)

300 That quote from Sowell: I have always said I am not gonna apologize to the Natives for pulling them out of the stone age.

Not at all sure why we pay for all of their medical care, or build them schools, or all of the rest of it, but there ya go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2026 01:05 AM (6Bc88)

301 244
Aurora power is getting stronger. Idaho latitude line might be seeing something. Canada and Alaska ought to be seeing a show now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 11:52 PM (w6EFb)

Nothing here yet. Might be later. Or might be further north.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2026 01:09 AM (6Bc88)

302 If all rhe Democrats have is the Epstein list they are clutching at straws. They don't give a good Goddam about children or women beiing raped.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 01:09 AM (gh32g)

303 *ozone*

Yay!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)

304 Aurora Now says 36% where I am.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 20, 2026 01:10 AM (6Bc88)

305 Well, I am going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 20, 2026 01:13 AM (8zz6B)

306 Partial clearing of clouds here, but no aurora. Darn it.

Got to see it last year, for the first time in my life! So, at least I can say: "I've seen it with my own eyes." Spectacular.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

307 'Night, AOP.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

308 Thanks for the Dead video
RIP Bobby (even with Nanzi Pelosi ruining your ceremony)

Posted by: Jerry Saves at January 20, 2026 01:21 AM (J4jS5)

309 26F outside now & high was only 36 this afternoon. Hmm, no wonder Cat wanted indoors early and only went out for a quick bathroom break just now...

He's no dummy!

Pellet stove is running just fine now-- no more squawk or squeal-- and I ordered another replacement motor, to keep on the Parts Shelf for next time.

Need to see if these things are rebuildable.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

310
Bz is now negative. Total field strength has weakened but Bz has turned south. The forecast map has lit up red, with the line coming down to the bottom of Idaho looks like.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 20, 2026 01:24 AM (w6EFb)

311 Bush:

Some say inept prick.
Others say deliberate betrayal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 20, 2026 12:30 AM (zNcSj)


Embrace the power of “and”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 20, 2026 01:24 AM (ZVgZ4)

312 Bush can EABOD I hope he chokes on it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 01:26 AM (gh32g)

313 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 20, 2026 01:24 AM
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Ok. If you say so.. heh.

I'll keep looking out the north-facing upstairs window and hope to catch a glimpse!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

314 This is only a test post.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2026 01:27 AM (QGaXH)

315 23:20 hrs Mountain Time: no detectable auroral activity. Bummer. Clear skies. 30°F

Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2026 01:28 AM (kGQLW)

316 This is only a test post.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Congratulations, ARiK! You passed!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:28 AM (rdVOm)

317 I see you Arik

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 20, 2026 01:29 AM (gh32g)

318 More clouds passing through... can't see much sky now. Bummer.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)

319
Just read someone said NOAA's model there tends to overestimate a bit when solar wind speed gets very high, which it is now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 20, 2026 01:33 AM (w6EFb)

320 I have a tab opened, of the webcam in Churchill that Kindltot posted earlier. Gorgeous view of Aurora Borealis!
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"Here is a livestream of the northern lights from Churchill Manitoba"
https://tinyurl.com/2nw7x364

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:37 AM (rdVOm)

321 Both times they've put in a gas bubble, C3H2 I think. I've heard of the buckle treatment but don't know anything about it.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 20, 2026 12:55 AM (55Qr6)

Nadler has to undo his buckle to relieve his gas bubble so he don't go off like a MOAB

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 01:47 AM (snZF9)

322 Thomas Sowell

What he said be RIGHT and Righteous!

Posted by: Late Nite Economist Miklos at January 20, 2026 01:47 AM (f/3mU)

323 Nadler has to undo his buckle to relieve his gas bubble so he don't go off like a MOAB
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Haven't seen my own little pee-pee without the aid of a mirror since....a long time

Posted by: Pritzker Nadler von Sitzpinkler at January 20, 2026 01:50 AM (f/3mU)

324 Thomas Sowell is a treasure. Very sensible man.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)

325 Just read someone said NOAA's model there tends to overestimate a bit when solar wind speed gets very high, which it is now.
Posted by: publius

It'll buff out

Over time

Posted by: Official NOAA Informations at January 20, 2026 01:52 AM (f/3mU)

326 Thomas Sowell is never celebrated during the soon to be upon us Black History month.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2026 01:53 AM (0nHVk)

327 I see you Arik
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

So

Those 3-D glasses really work

Posted by: The Sea Monkeys at January 20, 2026 01:55 AM (f/3mU)

328 Thomas Sowell is never celebrated during the soon to be upon us Black History month.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Hi, Debby!

Yeah, and they don't celebrate Clarence Thomas, either.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)

329 I forget to mention that as a Right Reverend, Journalist, and Trans Man of Colour, I am immune to your various laws and all that.

Does this purple hair make my butt look big?

Tell true, don't make me put this bullhorn up in yo ear

Posted by: Jokeisha at January 20, 2026 02:03 AM (f/3mU)

330 328 I see you Arik
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

So

Those 3-D glasses really work
Posted by: The Sea Monkeys at January 20, 2026 01:55 AM (f/3mU)

Gosh...I'm glad I combed my hair and put on a clean shirt...

Good Night for now everybody.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 20, 2026 02:04 AM (QGaXH)

331 Hi, Debby!

Yeah, and they don't celebrate Clarence Thomas, either.
Posted by: JQ

Dear Mr. President Trump-

Put me in charge of the Smithsonian for one day

Just one day

Debby and JQ will help

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Posted by: Miklos has an actual Degree in History, so THERE at January 20, 2026 02:07 AM (f/3mU)

332 Hi JQ, stopping by for a nightcap, really just catching up on the news of the day. How are you, glad the pellet stove is up and running efficiently for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2026 02:11 AM (0nHVk)

333 Cheers, Debby!

Heh. Me & pellet stove go back a loooong way. It *knows* I will prevail.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

334 Always remember - if a Chrysler dealer sells DeSoto, why, they sell Plymouth too

Posted by: Common Tater at January 20, 2026 02:17 AM (kGQLW)

335 330 I do not know if it's just me or if everybody else experiencing problems with your blog.
It appears like some of the written text within your content are
running off the screen. Can someone else please comment
and let me know if this is happening to them as well?
This could be a issue with my browser because I've
had this happen previously. Many thanks
Posted by: regenerative medicine thailand at January 20, 2026 01:58 AM (CkC5C)


Smooooooooooooooooooooth!

Posted by: baby penis at January 20, 2026 02:18 AM (pKACW)

336 Just gotta smh at the spam & troll action tonight. Weirdos.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

337 Still no sign of Stateless... hope he's okay, and has a happy, busy life now. One day, perhaps he'll "check in" and tell us all about it.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)

338 a falling snowflake
caught by early winter's breeze
and spring gently sleeps

Posted by: clarence at January 20, 2026 02:29 AM (VL3/h)

339 Nice haiku, clarence.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

340 Just gotta smh at the spam & troll action tonight. Weirdos.
Posted by: JQ

Unkind

I just had my hair and nails done.

Posted by: Miklos was removed from Troll gun duty at January 20, 2026 02:31 AM (f/3mU)

341 Nice haiku, clarence.
Posted by: JQ

clarence just got his wings

Posted by: It;s a Wonderful, It's a Marvelous at January 20, 2026 02:34 AM (f/3mU)

342 Hiaku's may inspire
the restless and the weary
cruelty slumbers

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 02:35 AM (oT7pT)

343 I come here nightly
Feeling troubled and lonely
Seeking company

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

344 Hmmm - Your copy of the book "People I want to Punch in the Face" seems a bit of a thin, single volume compared to my 19 volume, encyclopedia-sized version. For instance, in Volume 1, page 1,252 you would find Alda, Alan and in Volume 18, page 750 you would see Weingarten, Randi.

Good morning hordlings and greetings from somewhat cloudy Singapore. Hope all is well with y'all.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2026 02:39 AM (/aZwr)

345 Muldoon is not here
No Nantucket to be seen
So say oh fukkit

Posted by: Late Nite haiku jell-o shots at January 20, 2026 02:41 AM (f/3mU)

346 I am too sleepy to create a Haiku. I shall wish you all sweet dreams though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 20, 2026 02:42 AM (0nHVk)

347 HAIKU JELL-O SHOTS!

Wooo!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:43 AM (rdVOm)

348 Seeking company
Posted by: JQ

Company expense card?

Your moneys no good here

The usual?

Posted by: Moderately Genial Late Night Bartender, with stories about Art Bell at January 20, 2026 02:44 AM (f/3mU)

349 Good night, Miss Debby
may you have sweet pleasant dreams
and awake refreshed!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)

350 Yes please, Miklos.

Set 'em up!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:45 AM (rdVOm)

351 HAIKU JELL-O SHOTS!


In the long history of the English language, have these words ever been used in that order before?

Have six more, considering that Linguistic History has been made.

Posted by: Miklos finally achieved something in his life at January 20, 2026 02:48 AM (f/3mU)

352 Greetings, Publius Redux!

Singapore... wow. Hope all is well for you also!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:50 AM (rdVOm)

353 This morning's launch has been cancelled.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 20, 2026 02:51 AM (2F0/Y)

354 >>In the long history of the English language, have these words ever been used in that order before?
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Well, yes.. in your sig line. Even before I said it! Silly.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

355 Me & pellet stove go back a loooong way. It *knows* I will prevail.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

Machines fear me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 02:53 AM (snZF9)

356 Hello, Joyenz. Hope you're feeling better these days!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:53 AM (rdVOm)

357 I just reported that JQ is working for ICE and staying at the Hilton.

This is how I make 17659$ each month working from home with simple laptop

Posted by: Single Mom Miklos gets Soros $$$$ at January 20, 2026 02:54 AM (f/3mU)

358 Machines fear me. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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I should make a t-shirt with that on it.

Previous job, had me operating a machine the size of half my house... daily battles to do maintenance and repair, and *try to* meet production goals. Ooof.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)

359 This morning's launch has been cancelled.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 20, 2026 02:51 AM (2F0/Y)
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Launch?

I just finished breakfaust!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 02:57 AM (UUvzi)

360 Hello, Joyenz. Hope you're feeling better these days!
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:53 AM (rdVOm)

Much better thanks. I hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 20, 2026 02:59 AM (2F0/Y)

361 Thanks, Joyenz. Yep. Kickin' ass & don't GAS about names, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)

362 Launch?

I just finished breakfaust!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 02:57 AM (UUvzi)

Hope you had a good breakfast.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 20, 2026 03:00 AM (2F0/Y)

363 This morning's launch has been cancelled.


Charleen gets off shift in about two minutes.

Might be some fireworks

Posted by: Miklos explains things to Marleen and takes cover at January 20, 2026 03:01 AM (f/3mU)

364 Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:00 AM (rdVOm)

LOL, good to hear JQ :-)

Posted by: Joyenz at January 20, 2026 03:01 AM (2F0/Y)

365 Charleen gets off shift in about two minutes.
Might be some fireworks
Posted by: Miklos explains things to Marleen and takes cover
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Darleen is gonna get it all on video, right? Be careful...

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:03 AM (rdVOm)

366 352 Greetings, Publius Redux!

Singapore... wow. Hope all is well for you also!
Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:50 AM (rdVOm)

All well over here - and the weather has actually been fairly nice (not as warm and humid as usual).

I was asleep when it happened but, apparently, the USS Lincoln Carrier Group transited through the Singapore Straights and the Straights of Malacca the night before last (if my figuring is correct). Wish I had been able to see it!

As for Haiku and Jell-O shots - count me in. Here's my entry - in light of the passage of the USS Lincoln in my vicinity:

Trump-us Rex is nigh.
Striding Earth as a giant
Iran is well f*cked.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2026 03:03 AM (/aZwr)

367 Vielen Dank, JQ.

Posted by: clarence at January 20, 2026 03:03 AM (VL3/h)

368 362 Launch?

I just finished breakfaust!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 20, 2026 02:57 AM (UUvzi)

Hope you had a good breakfast.
Posted by: Joyenz at January 20, 2026 03:00 AM (2F0/Y)

"I said 'lunch' not 'launch!'"

Posted by: The Far Out Space Nuts at January 20, 2026 03:04 AM (/aZwr)

369 Night everyone, 2am here.

Posted by: Joyenz at January 20, 2026 03:05 AM (2F0/Y)

370 Gern geschehen, clarence.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:05 AM (rdVOm)

371 Oh so sorry

All ICE agents are always stay at Hyatt

must report

Posted by: perhaps you can see the Mikosian deviousness here at January 20, 2026 03:06 AM (f/3mU)

372 Gern geschehen, clarence.
Posted by: JQ

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Miklos in best Lawrence Welk voice at January 20, 2026 03:07 AM (f/3mU)

373 I should make a t-shirt with that on it.

Previous job, had me operating a machine the size of half my house... daily battles to do maintenance and repair, and *try to* meet production goals. Ooof.

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 02:56 AM (rdVOm)

Somebody got me a shirt that has a skull and crossbones on the back, except the bones are wrenches, so basically a skull and cross wrenches. It has my last name under it and says "If **** can't fix it we're screwed". Its a cool shirt. I am a machine whisperer. I lean over it and whisper "you will work, or I will fucking destroy you and you will come back as chinese cookingwear. Its funny when people come to see their bikes start for the first time. If we do a new motor for somebody who is doing their own install we want them to bring it back for the first time start up so I can check everything, carb jetting, timing, oil line routing, and most important to make sure the oil pump has oil and there is no air in the lines. The customer always asks "do you think it's gonna fire right up?" I'll say yeah I'm pretty sure because it won't like me when I'm angry. Usually without fail its running by the 2nd crank. It knows... it knows, lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 03:07 AM (snZF9)

374 >>All ICE agents are always stay at Hyatt
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Heh. BestWest for me...cheapskate that I am...

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)

375 I am not a machine whisperer.. more like a machine screamer. No formal training, you understand-- just a bit of raw experience, trial and error, and a bit of self-directed reading.

If only girls were allowed encouraged to take certain classes, back when I was in HS. I didn't fight hard enough for it...

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)

376 Heh. BestWest for me...cheapskate that I am...
Posted by: JQ

me too

I got Points toward Future Stays (and most are pet-friendly these days)

But Hyatt is the Pritzker family business

Posted by: Miklos in accordion Lawrence Welk style at January 20, 2026 03:14 AM (f/3mU)

377 Posted by: Publius Redux at January 20, 2026 03:03 AM

*serves well-deserved Haiku Jell-o Shot*

Nicely done!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

378 it knows, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I offered to drive to Alberta so that AOP could fix the transmission.

I don't think I could give a beloved vehicle into the tender care of Berserker.

Unless I decide I hate that car and Sabaton is played while The Necessary is done.

Also beer

Posted by: Miklos has a long standing love/hate vehicular relationship at January 20, 2026 03:19 AM (f/3mU)

379 had me operating a machine the size of half my house.



It's a trailer house, but

So

You have met Darleen

Posted by: Miklos had to borrow a forklift on occasion at January 20, 2026 03:24 AM (f/3mU)

380 I would have no problem with either Bers or AOP working on any machinery I own. Absolute confidence.

You guys *rock*!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:27 AM (rdVOm)

381 I offered to drive to Alberta so that AOP could fix the transmission.

I don't think I could give a beloved vehicle into the tender care of Berserker.

Unless I decide I hate that car and Sabaton is played while The Necessary is done.

Also beer

Posted by: Miklos has a long standing love/hate vehicular relationship at January 20, 2026 03:19 AM (f/3mU)

Well, I do build custom harleys, some restores, some show bikes. The thing with that it you have to be 100% flawless because everything is seen. You work with a lot of chrome bolts that can't be chipped from crap wrenches or wrong tools, wiring is hidden and has to look like nasa did it, paint can't have boo boos, etc. The bike has to appease me and the harley gods... for it is written. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 03:29 AM (snZF9)

382 The bike has to appease me and the harley gods... for it is written. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I don't know much about bikes.

But I did inherit some shares in a British company called Lucas that did automotive electric stuff.

I should check that

Posted by: Miklos gonna be RICH at January 20, 2026 03:34 AM (f/3mU)

383 My machine had a hopper on one end, where "product" was poured in. At the other end, said product had been sorted, oriented, stacked & packed, and sealed into packages.

...A computer-controlled, robot- and vacuum-assisted, electro-mechanical wonder, straight out of Jules Verne's nightmares...

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 03:34 AM (rdVOm)

384 My machine had a hopper on one end, where "product" was poured in. At the other end, said product had been sorted, oriented, stacked & packed, and sealed into packages.



As a child I did almost the same.

Almost

You fed corn cobs in, cranked it. That thing looked like it was older than Grandaddy.

The kernels came out the side into a bucket to feed the hogs.

The cobs flew out the back, and were collected and thrown into the pigsty. Don't know why, but Grandaddy said so.

Posted by: Miklos was not raised RICH at January 20, 2026 03:52 AM (f/3mU)

385 People with Yankee accents used to sell something on TV called the "Hoppa"

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at January 20, 2026 03:54 AM (f/3mU)

386 memory does in fact serve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxzzNifr-5E

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at January 20, 2026 03:57 AM (f/3mU)

387 Heh. Hoppa...

I think my old machine has been retired or repurposed. Seems that particular package of produce is out of stock everywhere. I suppose it was too complicated and slow to keep up with demand, too finicky to maintain and keep running.

Goodbye, 100-count valu-pack! It was great while it lasted!

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 04:02 AM (rdVOm)

388 Push the button, Max!

Posted by: clarence at January 20, 2026 04:02 AM (VL3/h)

389 produce...LOL! (not an edible, heh)

"product"

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 04:03 AM (rdVOm)

390 Morning again, insomaniacals! I am once again among your number. Woke up -- this time, not the fault of any cats -- about half an hour ago and couldn't go back to sleep. What's going on?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:03 AM (wzUl9)

391 Hi, JQ and Miklos! Reminds me of the days when I was up M-F around this time. How are you doing?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:04 AM (wzUl9)

392 Mornin' Wolfus!

Was just fixin' to call it a night...

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 04:04 AM (rdVOm)

393 Noodus Pixyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 20, 2026 04:05 AM (wzUl9)

394 Cat is staring at me... "Hooman, it's time to go to sleep!"

Posted by: JQ at January 20, 2026 04:05 AM (rdVOm)

395 too complicated and slow to keep up with demand, too finicky to maintain and keep running.


Darleen told me almost that same thing before she left

Posted by: Miklos wiped that tear away quite a while back at January 20, 2026 04:06 AM (f/3mU)

396 I don't know much about bikes.

But I did inherit some shares in a British company called Lucas that did automotive electric stuff.

I should check that

Posted by: Miklos gonna be RICH at January 20, 2026 03:34 AM (f/3mU)

Lucas? The prince of darkness? You might be wiping your ass with those shares. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 04:08 AM (snZF9)

Zoomies Cafe

northyorkshire.jpg
North Yorkshire

Dog massage.

Hear no evil, hear all evil, hear half evil.

The Furgitive.

It's not old, it's Classic (TM): Golden birthday party.


Wilford the Bear makes himself a bed-hole.

Making pumpkin salad with the hot new kitchen tool, an M60 grenade.

Bringing your bull to Starbucks for a pup cup. No I mean a Hereford bull, not a David French Craigslist bull.

Tractor trailer zoomies.

Highland zoomies.

Camera catches wildlife coming to a pool to drink. At 5:30, a bear and her cub come for a bath.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Sudan murdered hundreds of thousands lately and nobody cared. Iran murdered tens of thousands and nobody cared.
Who will care when the Democrats take power?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 07:32 PM (gKWVE)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

3
*sadly shakes head at outdated furniture*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:33 PM (tgvbd)

4 Woof!

Posted by: Java Joe at January 19, 2026 07:33 PM (WaLgG)

5 North Yorkshire -- a ripping good time!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 07:33 PM (kpS4V)

6 It's got a 454 with a blower and four on the floor and it will burn rubber all four gears, man!

Posted by: Guy who went in 1/30 on a Chevelle at January 19, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

7 gKWVE, I will because I am old,pissed off and prison is not a deterrent

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:35 PM (0KSrI)

8 Camera catches wildlife coming to a pool to drink. At 5:30, a bear and her cub come for a bath.

Only the badger attacks the camera, because of course it does.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:35 PM (gtcuf)

9 Luxury! When I was a child, because we were poor, I would have been grateful to have a gravel pathway or fence posts to eat.

But we were happier then.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 07:36 PM (3uBP9)

10 Evening all. Didn't get sprung. Still at the hospital. Didn't have to have the lithotripsy or laser. It broke up and passed on its own. Keeping me overnight for observation to make sure it is gone and doesn't re-appear.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:36 PM (0x0rk)

11 North Yorkshire -- a ripping good time!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Speaking of Yorkshire, the new season of "All Creatures Great and Small" is on Masterpiece Sunday night. Charming show. The Yorkshire landscape where it is filmed is quite beautiful.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 07:37 PM (lJ0H4)

12 Encouraging penguins to come to your pool to drink is a very bad idea. They will never leave and you will end up with a pool full of drunk penguins.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

13 In North Yorkshire do they make their pudding any different than in South Yorkshire?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

14

That is good news rickb223!

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM (3ek7K)

15 The rich kids in my 'hood got to eat gravel. We got blacktop tar. And we liked it.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM (gtcuf)

16 rickb223, we will remind you to hydrate.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM (0KSrI)

17 FFs, they have a sign language interpreter for the singing of America the Beautiful.

Posted by: Duke Lowell. at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM (u73oe)

18 I'm watching "Star Wars: A New Hope". It holds up, apart from the added CGI (the dewbacks look cheap). Great sets and that desert landscape plus John Williams ripping off "Rite of Spring" give such a sense of place.

It's weird seeing all these white people on screen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM (kpS4V)

19 For a second there I thought the title of the post said "ZOMBIES Cafe"

Which would only be appropriate as I'm reading Dresden Files Book 7 - Dead Beat by Jim Butcher right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 07:39 PM (ESVrU)

20 Sudan murdered hundreds of thousands lately and nobody cared. Iran murdered tens of thousands and nobody cared.
Who will care when the Democrats take power?
Posted by: gKWVE


Huge difference. Their populations were unarmed.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:39 PM (0x0rk)

21 >>>Doing burnouts in the snow using an 6-wheeler is peak guy activity.

It was a 10 wheeler, Dude.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2026 07:39 PM (syz1S)

22 In honor of the day, shouldn't we all cheat on our wives?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 07:40 PM (s0JqF)

23 I was attacked by the cat again

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 19, 2026 07:40 PM (jrgJz)

24 I will because I am old,pissed off and prison is not a deterrent - Ben Had

Bravo! To borrow from Mencken, my last act, as I climb the gallows, will be to give a horselaugh to socialism.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 07:40 PM (2L+MU)

25
Keeping me overnight for observation to make sure it is gone and doesn't re-appear.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:36 PM (0x0rk)

___________.

"You have it easy compared to women." - Female TikTok in car

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:40 PM (tgvbd)

26
Keeping me overnight for observation to make sure it is gone and doesn't re-appear.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:36 PM (0x0rk)

___________.

"You have it easy compared to women." - Female TikTok in car

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:41 PM (tgvbd)

27 North Yorkshire

You can find that spot in every MMO.

Well, maybe not the Star Wars one.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 07:41 PM (VHUov)

28 >>>Highland zoomies.

I thought that was a sheep with that silly outfit they had him wearing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2026 07:41 PM (syz1S)

29
The solar fart field is rotating while maintaining same total strength. If it rotates that z component southward, we'll get something.

Maybe a 30% change of that happening.

Spoke too soon -- it's rotating the other way, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 07:41 PM (w6EFb)

30
*throws phone across room*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:41 PM (tgvbd)

31 For a second there I thought the title of the post said "ZOMBIES Cafe"

Which would only be appropriate as I'm reading Dresden Files Book 7 - Dead Beat by Jim Butcher right now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I hear you - I'm slugging my way through Dante's Divine Comedy at present.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 07:42 PM (cYBz/)

32 "It's weird seeing all these white people on screen.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes"

Try turning down the contrast.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

33 The Furgitive cat looks like a shorthair version of Miss Linda's late Siberian Angelique. Same blue eyes and airbrushed face markings.

An odd, crackbrained cat she was. She'd leap up and sit in your lap. If you moved your leg an inch, though, she'd growl at you -- but did not leave. The growl was on a rising note, as if she were saying, "Don't you DARE move! Any moment now, I'll EXPLODE --!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:42 PM (wzUl9)

34
PDJT at the national championship game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:42 PM (tgvbd)

35 "I was attacked by the cat again
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot"

I would set a trap so the cat would not want to attack my foot again.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

36 "You have it easy compared to women." - Female TikTok in car
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I've had a terribly rough cold so I know what it is like to experience childbirth.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 07:45 PM (cYBz/)

37 "I was attacked by the cat again
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot"

I would set a trap so the cat would not want to attack my foot again.
Posted by: fd

Clearly no pussyfooting around for you!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 07:45 PM (cYBz/)

38 rickb223, we will remind you to hydrate.
Posted by: Ben Had


Yes ma'am. I was NPO from midnight to 1800 hrs.

I've already drank three 16.9 ounce bottles of water and two 6 ounce things of tea. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:45 PM (0x0rk)

39 I'm watching "Star Wars: A New Hope". It holds up, apart from the added CGI (the dewbacks look cheap). Great sets and that desert landscape plus John Williams ripping off "Rite of Spring" give such a sense of place.

It's weird seeing all these white people on screen.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026


***
It was the most visually realistic SF film made up to that time. The model work, the spaceships . . . You were *right there* with Luke as he flew the fighter ship toward the Death Star and swung at high speed down into the channel at the climax.

And things looked *used* -- scarring and blast markings on Solo's ship, cables snaking across the hangar floor, and more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:46 PM (wzUl9)

40 Doing burnouts in the snow using an 6-wheeler

"What's this guy doing?"

Skid recovery practice, obviously.

Though I'd imagine the physics thereof would change somewhat once he's got a trailer in tow

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2026 07:47 PM (C0Nlv)

41 I’m not allowed to watch the game.

I don’t pay for cable. Or internet. I have an antenna tv. And my phone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 07:47 PM (IhIKR)

42 "It's weird seeing all these white people on screen.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes"

Try turning down the contrast.
Posted by: fd


Probably watching the Big Joe Polka Show.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:47 PM (0x0rk)

43 Did that guy squeeze the cat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 07:47 PM (pkeXY)

44 22 In honor of the day, shouldn't we all cheat on our wives?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 07:40 PM (s0JqF)

I always felt sorry for Coretta. She got a raw deal with that philanderer. Then years of standing up to defend his "legacy" in the public eye.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 07:48 PM (6Bc88)

45
Who's playing tonight?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 07:48 PM (3ek7K)

46 My cat trap would involve propping up an upside-down cradle with a stick, and then attaching a silver spoon filled with catnip.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gtcuf)

47 "Spoke too soon -- it's rotating the other way, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley"

It's a fickle fart field.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

48 rickb you should be in good hands, relax.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

49
The posts I love are the ones where women are gasping that they're in survival mode and are exhausted by expending the mental energy in their marriage. Well, toots, we guys don't waste time overanalyzing every little thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:49 PM (tgvbd)

50 12 Encouraging penguins to come to your pool to drink is a very bad idea. They will never leave and you will end up with a pool full of drunk penguins. - Penguin Facts

Party! Party! Party!

Seriously, such a gathering would definitely be more fun than the annual Penguin Facts quilting bee, which I understand usually accompanied by readings from Das Kapital.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 07:49 PM (2L+MU)

51 Did that guy squeeze the cat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026


***
Like a tube of toothpaste. Only instead of Crest, he got a meow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:49 PM (wzUl9)

52 Only saw the Northern Lights once, in 1969. August, a Wednesday night right before Woodstock. Nanuet, New York in a church parking lot on a high hill overlooking The NYS Thruway. Really brilliant, we stood and watched for at least an hour. My parents had seen them a number of times before growing up in Norway. Didn't realize then how special it was and that I might never see it again.

Posted by: Excelsior! On To Greenland! at January 19, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2)

53 It's a fickle fart field.
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

Pretty well describes evenings at home with DH.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 07:50 PM (6Bc88)

54 Probably watching the Big Joe Polka Show.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:47 PM (0x0rk)
----
POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!!

Posted by: Waldo Butters at January 19, 2026 07:50 PM (ESVrU)

55
Who's playing tonight?

Posted by: fourseasons


Shirts and skins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 07:51 PM (pkeXY)

56 "Only saw the Northern Lights once, in 1969. August, a Wednesday night right before Woodstock"

Uh huh. I see.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

57 rickb you should be in good hands, relax.
Posted by: Skip


Oh, I am. Daughter in law is a charge nurse here somewhere in the hospital. She knows and approves of all the doctors I've seen.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:51 PM (0x0rk)

58 POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!!
Posted by: Waldo Butters at January 19, 2026 07:50 PM (ESVrU)

Bumper sticker in WI: Pro-accordion, and I vote.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 07:52 PM (6Bc88)

59 I always felt sorry for Coretta. She got a raw deal with that philanderer. Then years of standing up to defend his "legacy" in the public eye.
Posted by: tcn in AK

She was well-compensated and lived a long life. She knew what she was wedding.

Posted by: Not Much Sympathy Here at January 19, 2026 07:52 PM (oftw2)

60
Shirts and skins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 07:51 PM (pkeXY)

___________

Red team and white team.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:52 PM (tgvbd)

61 I thought Trump was attending the game because it was in Miami. But it's in Indiana.

I wonder if Benedict Pence will be there.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:53 PM (gtcuf)

62 51 Did that guy squeeze the cat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026

***
Like a tube of toothpaste. Only instead of Crest, he got a meow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:49 PM (wzUl9)

Heh. No doubt you can get a meow that way. But I'm doubtful about the purring. That cat was happy to be home.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2026 07:53 PM (syz1S)

63 Probably watching the Big Joe Polka Show.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:47 PM (0x0rk)
----
POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!!
Posted by: Waldo Butters


RFD- TV!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:53 PM (0x0rk)

64 The game is in Miami.

Posted by: Duke Lowell. at January 19, 2026 07:54 PM (u73oe)

65 Uh huh. I see.
Posted by: fd

Too young for Woodstock here. I was 13.

Posted by: Excelsior! On To Greenland!! at January 19, 2026 07:54 PM (oftw2)

66 And things looked *used* -- scarring and blast markings on Solo's ship, cables snaking across the hangar floor, and more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:46 PM (wzUl9
----

I love the collection of old droids and robots in the jawa sand crawler, some shiny new models and some way, way past their prime.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 07:54 PM (kpS4V)

67 I don't mind polka. It beats the hell out of most pop crap. So does throat singing, for that matter.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

68 RE: North Yorkshire

Stay off the moors, Laddie.

Posted by: The Werewolf at January 19, 2026 07:55 PM (GGatE)

69 I thought Trump was attending the game because it was in Miami. But it's in Indiana.

I wonder if Benedict Pence will be there.
Posted by: Delurker

It's in Miami.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 07:55 PM (lJ0H4)

70 POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!!!
Posted by: Waldo Butters at January 19, 2026 07:50 PM (ESVrU)

Bumper sticker in WI: Pro-accordion, and I vote.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Apples Peaches Pumpkin Pie
Die Die Die!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:55 PM (0x0rk)

71 We were the Kings, but then we abdicated the Throne.

Posted by: The Schmenge Brothers Last Polka at January 19, 2026 07:56 PM (oftw2)

72 "Too young for Woodstock here. I was 13.
Posted by: Excelsior! On To Greenland!!"

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

73 64 The game is in Miami.

The internet lied to me.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:57 PM (gtcuf)

74 Did I do that?

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

75 So does throat singing, for that matter.
Posted by: fd


Finally heard a guy around Christmas.
Wow. That's impressive.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:57 PM (0x0rk)

76
Fart field now rotating the right way. Still holding same total strength.

HPI (a measure of how much power is being dumped) is a measly 12 GW. Back in May of 2024 when it lit up down here, HPI was well over 100GW.

By comparison, while the measurements didn't exist back then, The Carrington Event probably hit 500GW -- could be as high as 1 TW.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 07:58 PM (w6EFb)

77 I wonder if Benedict Pence will be there.
Posted by: Delurker

________________________

What a piece of garbage that guy turned out to be. Yesterday he was poking the media to exclaim that Trump's tariffs were illegal, so as to provide cover for the fence sitters on the USSC. His position (should it come to fruition) would remove all trade leverage we have at the present, and destroy out economy like it's never been destroyed before. But, the petty jackass would prefer that outcome because...."Trump bad."

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 07:58 PM (dIske)

78 Good evening, horde.

That Yorkshire picture calls to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 07:59 PM (zYpTz)

79 I met Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. one time. Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.' Knocked the wind out of me, yes he did.

Posted by: Clarence, My T Sharp Barbershop at January 19, 2026 07:59 PM (R/m4+)

80 And things looked *used* -- scarring and blast markings on Solo's ship, cables snaking across the hangar floor, and more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026
----

I love the collection of old droids and robots in the jawa sand crawler, some shiny new models and some way, way past their prime.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026


***
Eris, I'd forgotten that. It's been far too long since I've seen even part of the film. We can complain about Lucas all day, but he really put a lot of effort into that movie (and even more into Empire) -- and it paid off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 08:00 PM (wzUl9)

81 I read an interesting book about historical documents. New discoveries all the time, if maybe more improbable. The author makes a business out of appraising, buying and re-selling them.

One man brought a signed handwritten letter, postmarked, etc from MLK while he was in jail, wrote to his mother, one of Mr. King’s side pieces. Totally different mind set, the guy was proud of his mother, etc. Got a nice chunk of change for the letter though

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 08:01 PM (aRbAR)

82 Encouraging penguins to come to your pool to drink is a very bad idea. They will never leave and you will end up with a pool full of drunk penguins.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM


Not to mention you'll have to drain and scrub it to remove the mephitic residues.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

83 Silver: _$93.11

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 08:02 PM (zNcSj)

84 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.'
——-

I am!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 08:03 PM (aRbAR)

85 Encouraging penguins to come to your pool to drink is a very bad idea. They will never leave and you will end up with a pool full of drunk penguins.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 19, 2026 07:38 PM
*
Not to mention you'll have to drain and scrub it to remove the mephitic residues.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026


***
On the Endurance expedition, did Shackleton and his men kill and eat penguins as well as seals? Brave men, if so.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)

86 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

87 Good night, Skip. No doubt we'll see you again on the Tech Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 08:05 PM (wzUl9)

88 "Not to mention you'll have to drain and scrub it to remove the mephitic residues.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "

Standard procedure is fill with dirt and top with a 10" concrete cap and monitored gas well.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 19, 2026 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

89 I am old,pissed off and prison is not a deterrent
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:35 PM (0KSrI)

*fist bump

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 08:06 PM (zYpTz)

90 Penguin pools delight children worldwide. It's the first place children want to visit at the aquarium or zoo. All except the Somali children.

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete Polka at January 19, 2026 08:07 PM (oftw2)

91 On the Endurance expedition, did Shackleton and his men kill and eat penguins as well as seals? Brave men, if so.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

The flesh of sea-fowl is generally too rancid to find much favour with fastidious palates. Sailors indeed eat the livers and hearts of the penguins, which are exceedingly palatable, but the black flesh of the body is rank and oily, and has rather a perfumed taste. Some voyagers, however, tell us, that eaten in ragouts, they are good as that made from a hare.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 19, 2026 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

92 Lester Del Ray (pen name, obviously) wrote Runaway Robot which was a favorite of mine from Scholastic Book Services.

The family on Mars has good news! They are being transferred back to Earth. But - they can’t take Rex, the robot, home with them. This will never do, as Rex has been our intrepid hero’s constant companion since he was a boy. They decide to go AWOL together.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 08:08 PM (aRbAR)

93 Keeping me overnight for observation to make sure it is gone and doesn't re-appear.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:36 PM (0x0

I think the morphine drip they gave me after 48 hours of no sleep was the most satisfying thing I have had in my life.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 08:09 PM (KDPiq)

94 Oh boy, here we go with the Polar Vortex scare tactics once again.

It's winter. It gets cold despite what the Climate Change zealots spout. Wear a coat and a festive hat, and you'll all me just fine.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 08:10 PM (dIske)

95 Silver: _$93.11
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 08:02 PM (zNcSj)

Insane. I should have bought more.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2026 08:10 PM (xJpaU)

96 Is it normal for eyeglass temples tips, the part behind your ears, to burrow a hole into your head? This isn't normal right?

For a few months now I've noticed two new dents in my head, like a quarter inch deep or more. I honestly figured that's an old age thing. When you get old you get new head-holes. Sure, ok. Didn't hurt really. Just kind of odd.

Well today I finally put 2 and 2 together and that's where my piece of crap uber expensive glasses push into my noggin. They are making holes. In my head. New holes.

Leaning on horde advice here. Should I be worried? Slap a hot iron to it? My wife has suggested that this is some new advance in human evolution and I'm being readied for cyber implants. So I'm looking forward to that.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 08:10 PM (3uBP9)

97
On the Endurance expedition, did Shackleton and his men kill and eat penguins as well as seals? Brave men, if so.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 08:03 PM (wzUl9)

____________

After Shackleton left for South Georgia, it was suggested by Orde-Lees that seal and penguin meat be laid in. Wild, in command of the Elephant Island party, declined on the grounds that rescue was imminent. Not wise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:12 PM (tgvbd)

98 ESPN audio sucks balls

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 08:12 PM (uQzkA)

99 "I think the morphine drip they gave me after 48 hours of no sleep was the most satisfying thing I have had in my life.
Posted by: Opinion fact"

It's odd how you don't even really care if your leg is broken in three places.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

100 89 I am old,pissed off and prison is not a deterrent
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:35 PM (0KSrI)

*fist bump
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 08:06 PM (zYpTz)

We would OWN the cellblock!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 08:13 PM (kpS4V)

101 Should I be worried? Slap a hot iron to it? My wife has suggested that this is some new advance in human evolution and I'm being readied for cyber implants. So I'm looking forward to that.
Posted by: banana Dream


You can probably just go to the eyeglass place and have them adjust the frames for you. Boring, I know.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2026 08:13 PM (C0Nlv)

102 banana Dream, take your glasses to your optometrists office and have them adjusted. They can do that. I have the opposite problem. My glasses stretch and then fall down my nose.. But they can adjust for your head.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:14 PM (gh32g)

103 Leaning on horde advice here. Should I be worried? Slap a hot iron to it? My wife has suggested that this is some new advance in human evolution and I'm being readied for cyber implants. So I'm looking forward to that.
Posted by: banana Dream

Pitch the glasses. Your very thoughts are being transmitted to Davos. The deeper the trench they cut in your skull, the more you can be monitored and controlled.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 19, 2026 08:15 PM (oftw2)

104 It's a thing to pay attention to when you're choosing frames - whether they're wide enough to fit your head properly.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2026 08:16 PM (C0Nlv)

105 On the Endurance expedition, did Shackleton and his men kill and eat penguins as well as seals? Brave men, if so.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 08:03 PM


It is recorded they did, as well as the dogs of their last two dog teams.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)

106
Here's a little "ENLIL" video showing the Sun's fart progress towards. On the left is looking down from ecliptic north. In the middle is a pie slice sideways view show the up and down view. Yellow dot is the sun, green dot is Erf, the orange dot is some spacecraft:

https://is.gd/dCxyG3

The fart starts at about 22:00Z, Jan 18. It's just hitting us good now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 08:16 PM (w6EFb)

107 North Yorkshire -- a ripping good time!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 07:33 PM


It's a local place. For local people...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 08:16 PM (Wnv9h)

108 I think the morphine drip they gave me after 48 hours of no sleep was the most satisfying thing I have had in my life.
Posted by: Opinion fact


That was with the six crushing vomit filled hours when my gallbladder went bad. Yeah. Only pain I've ever thrown up from. Hit me with the dilaudid and sleep was almost instantaneous.

I did pull a prank on my nurse and I kinda felt bad.
As soon as she started pushing the dilaudid, I acted like I passed out.

As soon as I heard her suck air, my eyes popped open. She then realized I was joking.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:16 PM (0x0rk)

109 In its august wisdom, the WEF invited the Iranian foreign minister (yes) to the upcoming meeting in Davos. After much backlash, they withdrew the invite. News you can't use, but might not have run across.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2026 08:17 PM (U/Byj)

110 "Pitch the glasses. Your very thoughts are being transmitted to Davos. The deeper the trench they cut in your skull, the more you can be monitored and controlled.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer"

This seems to be the most plausible. Take it from this guy, he's an expert!

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:17 PM (vFG9F)

111 Michael Irvin looks like he has CTE and forgot where he put his cocaine.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 08:17 PM (uQzkA)

112 I am old,pissed off and prison is not a deterrent
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:35 PM (0KSrI)

*fist bump
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 08:06 PM (zYpTz)

We would OWN the cellblock!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 08:13 PM


With bluebell supplying you, I have no doubt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

113 This might be a belated question I should have asked before. Does this chat have some kind of spell check infused in it? I've noticed quite a few times that words are entered that I didn't type. And, oddly it's always a word, and not just gibberish.

I'm either obtuse to that reality, brain damaged, or something else. Anyone know?

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 08:18 PM (dIske)

114 Leaning on horde advice here. Should I be worried? Slap a hot iron to it? My wife has suggested that this is some new advance in human evolution and I'm being readied for cyber implants. So I'm looking forward to that.
Posted by: banana Dream

Pitch the glasses. Your very thoughts are being transmitted to Davos. The deeper the trench they cut in your skull, the more you can be monitored and controlled.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer



Or simply lose weight.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:18 PM (0x0rk)

115 Possibly all three?

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

116
No matter the depths of privation and danger endured by Shackleton's men, let us never forget that women have it much, much harder.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:19 PM (tgvbd)

117 I've never been to an eyeglass place and have bought only dollar store readers. If I went to Warby Parker, they better have a Blockhead Display area.

Posted by: Skull 3" Thick, Not Much In It at January 19, 2026 08:20 PM (oftw2)

118 this cat set the purrfect trap and my big toe has suffered

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 19, 2026 08:20 PM (jrgJz)

119 >>> banana Dream, take your glasses to your optometrists office and have them adjusted. They can do that. I have the opposite problem. My glasses stretch and then fall down my nose.. But they can adjust for your head.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:14 PM (gh32g)


They are also very loose. I hate them. There's a good half inch between the temple and my ears. They actually wrap around my skull a little and that's where they are making the dent. I guess I'll go in again. What the f am I paying for when they're fitting them? They're the experts. I'm paying $1000+ for these pieces of crap that are making me into a phrenology lab experiment.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 08:21 PM (3uBP9)

120
Just saw this. Toni Basil, of the one-hit wonder "Oh Mickey, you're so fine" fame turned 82.

Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

121 No matter the depths of privation and danger endured by Shackleton's men, let us never forget that women have it much, much harder.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:19 PM (tgvbd)

Burr is wokester now but his bit on stay at home moms being the hardest job in the world is hilarious.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 08:21 PM (KDPiq)

122 I'm either obtuse to that reality, brain damaged, or something else. Anyone know?

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 08:18 PM (dIske)

Wisdom is to write out your thoughtful posts in Word. Then copy and paste. I usually don't do that, but I usually just snark. Never had a word just appear, but autocucumber sucks.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:22 PM (gh32g)

123 Orson your browser probably has some spell correction feature. I don't think the AOS comments does. Auto cucumber jokes are a thing here because of the weird words that the auto corrections come up with.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 08:22 PM (hhkIi)

124
4h
Heavy snow and windy conditions in West Michigan led to a 100-car pileup on I-196, with injuries reported. The highway is closed in both directions between exits 62 and 55 near Grand Rapids, and officials say it will likely remain closed for hours:

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 08:24 PM (zNcSj)

125 Spell check? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You guys are a barrel of laughs!

Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at January 19, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

126 >>> This might be a belated question I should have asked before. Does this chat have some kind of spell check infused in it? I've noticed quite a few times that words are entered that I didn't type. And, oddly it's always a word, and not just gibberish.

I'm either obtuse to that reality, brain damaged, or something else. Anyone know?
Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 08:18 PM (dIske)


No spell check here but it could be the device you are using.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 08:24 PM (3uBP9)

127 *at the destroyed Jawa crawler*

"These blast points are too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial storm troopers are so precise."

Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 08:24 PM (kpS4V)

128 I can't even trust you with colors and you want to add words to my dictionary? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at January 19, 2026 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

129 I wonder if the copy/paste from Word still causes the feet of text? The limits on comment size probably catch that now. But someone should check it out for science.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 08:26 PM (hhkIi)

130 Michael Irvin looks like he has CTE and forgot where he put his cocaine.
Posted by: NCKate

I'm sure there's a Hurricane player that can hook him up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2026 08:28 PM (xJpaU)

131 We would OWN the cellblock!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 08:13 PM (kpS4V)

Fuckin' A. If I had to spend the rest of my life in prison, I'd want to spend it with 'ettes.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 08:29 PM (zYpTz)

132 Thanks for all the responses. *sigh* I guess the "measure twice, cut once" strategy is applicable going forward.

Damn it. My time is too valuable. I need a bear.

(get it?)

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 08:30 PM (dIske)

133 Heavy snow and windy conditions in West Michigan led to a 100-car pileup on I-196, with injuries reported

Hope everybody can stay warm…

Posted by: Adriane the Janus Month Critic . . . at January 19, 2026 08:30 PM (3ZUWJ)

134 At Daily Galaxy, "NASA’s Giant Balloons Over Antarctica Just Made A Breakthrough In The Hunt For Dark Matter."

Scientists report that it is much easier to find the dark matter lying on the white snow than in some other places.

But srsly, they look for meteorites there too, for that reason.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 08:31 PM (N8ZBc)

135 25 year old Kenmore washer broke down for the very first time. Won't spin. A new motor coupler is coming from Bezos. $8.99. Might run another 25 years.

Posted by: Easy Peasy at January 19, 2026 08:32 PM (oftw2)

136 Is Texas going to have another ice storm? Hope y'all don't lose power again for a week.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 08:32 PM (uQzkA)

137 With bluebell supplying you, I have no doubt.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)
-----------

I have a fresh supply of cakes with files in them baking in the oven right now.

Posted by: bluebell at January 19, 2026 08:33 PM (79pEw)

138 Heavy snow and windy conditions in West Michigan led to a 100-car pileup on I-196, with injuries reported

Hope everybody can stay warm…
Posted by: Adriane the Janus Month Critic


With everyone being that far up everyone else's tailpipe, I'm sure they are.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:33 PM (0x0rk)

139 >>Heavy snow and windy conditions in West Michigan led to a 100-car pileup on I-196, with injuries reported. The highway is closed in both directions between exits 62 and 55 near Grand Rapids, and officials say it will likely remain closed for hours:

Saw an arial shot of the pileup. It looked like they are going to be there for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 08:34 PM (viF8m)

140 snow and windy conditions in West Michigan led to a 100-car pileup on I-196, with injuries reported

-

Another sign of the devastating results of global warming.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 08:35 PM (nTi7N)

141 My buddy was doing zoomies in the snow in a parking lot, in his mother's car.

Hit the concrete light pole base and totaled the car. We bailed on him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 08:35 PM (BSdIE)

142 Is Texas going to have another ice storm? Hope y'all don't lose power again for a week.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 08:32 PM (uQzkA)

I'm having a 1/2 cord of firewood delivered tomorrow just in case. We are pretty set for emergencies but being cold sucks.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:36 PM (gh32g)

143 Saw an arial shot of the pileup. It looked like they are going to be there for a long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 08:34 PM (viF8m)

Did somebody say "piles up"?

Posted by: Pete Bootygag at January 19, 2026 08:36 PM (8zz6B)

144 One of the cold mornings before Christmas was the first time this season I've had to wear a jacket.
Always had one with me, just hadn't needed to wear it.

Guess that's going to change this weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:36 PM (0x0rk)

145 72 degrees here today in Apache Junction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 08:38 PM (8zz6B)

146 Just saw this. Toni Basil, of the one-hit wonder "Oh Mickey, you're so fine" fame turned 82.

Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

Oh Mickey you're so fine, can't believe you're 29, oh Mickey!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:38 PM (gh32g)

147 Pitch the glasses. Your very thoughts are being transmitted to Davos. The deeper the trench they cut in your skull, the more you can be monitored and controlled.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer



Or simply lose weight.


Are you suggesting he has a fat head?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 08:40 PM (sGgMH)

148 I’m sorry.

But for long tall Texans, y’all are certainly a bunch of pussies.

Put on your ten gallon hat and suck it up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 08:40 PM (IhIKR)

149 Here's some gub thread material from the Mirror Universe. NSFW from a language perspective:

https://tinyurl.com/53raxckz

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:40 PM (0sNs1)

150 That grenade pumpkin dude plays loose and fast with grenades. I watched quite a few of his vids in the past. He likes blowing shit up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:40 PM (snZF9)

151 NICE!!!!

You guys were correct. My brower had a spell check activated that applies to all web text.

I will now be able to provide gibberish going forward and not dependent on some ingrate coding English from New Delhi or the Guangzhou province.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 08:41 PM (dIske)

152 He likes blowing shit up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:40 PM (snZF9)

NTTAWTT

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 08:41 PM (zYpTz)

153 But for long tall Texans, y’all are certainly a bunch of pussies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 08:40 PM


What about us short round Texans?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:42 PM (0sNs1)

154 Just saw this. Toni Basil, of the one-hit wonder "Oh Mickey, you're so fine" fame turned 82.

Damn, I'm old.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 08:21 PM (w6EFb)

Holy shit. 82? I guess she was older when she did that mickey thing. It had to be damn near 45 years ago. 45 years...damn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9)

155
At Daily Galaxy, "NASA’s Giant Balloons Over Antarctica Just Made A Breakthrough In The Hunt For Dark Matter."

Scientists report that it is much easier to find the dark matter lying on the white snow than in some other places.

But srsly, they look for meteorites there too, for that reason.
Posted by: gp


Car keys

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 08:43 PM (pkeXY)

156 What about us short round Texans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:42 PM


The Paolo, he never fires a, how you say, short round

Posted by: Paolo at January 19, 2026 08:44 PM (oAeEq)

157 >>> Nicki Minaj Demands Disgraced CNN Hack Don Lemon Be Thrown in Jail for Church Protest, He Responds Calling Her ‘Homophobic,’ Says She Should be Deported


Lemon should be tossed off a tall building by his Somali buddies.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 08:45 PM (/lPRQ)

158
Just saw this. Toni Basil, of the one-hit wonder "Oh Mickey, you're so fine" fame turned 82.

She was in Village of the Giants (1965)

https://t.ly/FSk3z

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 08:45 PM (pkeXY)

159 Here's some gub thread material from the Mirror Universe. NSFW from a language perspective:

https://tinyurl.com/53raxckz
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:40 PM (0sNs1)

She seems nice. How do we send her a thermite dildo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 08:45 PM (8zz6B)

160
They are revisiting and older idea about what dark matter could be, now: quark nuggets:

https://is.gd/ps8nHi

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 08:46 PM (w6EFb)

161 Holy shit. 82? I guess she was older when she did that mickey thing. It had to be damn near 45 years ago. 45 years...damn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9)

Toni Basil was in Easy Rider if that gives you a reference.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:46 PM (gh32g)

162 79 I met Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. one time. Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King. I said 'Dr. King?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.' Knocked the wind out of me, yes he did.
Posted by: Clarence, My T Sharp Barbershop at January 19, 2026 07:59 PM
l met Rickie Lee Jones the same way in NOLA. She was walking with two other girls arm in arm, and I was walking with 'this girl' and we collided. For some mysterious reason I ended up on my ass and got laughed at by all four girls. They were beautiful.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2026 08:46 PM (LHPAg)

163 >>> She was in Village of the Giants (1965)

https://t.ly/FSk3z
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 08:45 PM (pkeXY)


Great MST3K episode.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 08:47 PM (3uBP9)

164 >>> Nicki Minaj Demands Disgraced CNN Hack Don Lemon Be Thrown in Jail for Church Protest, He Responds Calling Her ‘Homophobic,’ Says She Should be Deported


Lemon should be tossed off a tall building by his Somali buddies.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 08:45 PM (/lPRQ)

Shove him into a 16" naval gun while wearing a pickelhaube helmet. See if he can pierce armor.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:48 PM (snZF9)

165 "Village of the Giants (1965)" Added to my list, thanks!
m.ok.ru/video/3156074957565

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 08:48 PM (N8ZBc)

166
dark matter could be, now: quark nuggets

Part of this nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 08:49 PM (pkeXY)

167 That episode of MST3K had Mike and I like Mike episodes over Joel. Nothing against Joel, but he seemed a little sleepy.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 08:50 PM (3uBP9)

168 "quark nuggets" Dank nugs.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 08:51 PM (N8ZBc)

169 She seems nice. How do we send her a thermite dildo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 08:45 PM (8zz6B)

Use a .308. I doubt she likes dicks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:51 PM (snZF9)

170 What about us short round Texans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 08:42 PM


I right here, you know. Indie! These guys not funny!

Posted by: Short Round at January 19, 2026 08:51 PM (Wnv9h)

171 >>> Nicki Minaj Demands Disgraced CNN Hack Don Lemon Be Thrown in Jail for Church Protest, He Responds Calling Her ‘Homophobic,’ Says She Should be Deported

It's interesting, watching the fracture happen in the black community. Good to see patriotic blacks making a stand. AWFLs and Somalian fraud have really opened some eyes.


Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 08:52 PM (zYpTz)

172 "Village of the Giants (1965)"

Won the award for best use of giant fake boobs that year!

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

173 Saw an arial shot of the pileup. It looked like they are going to be there for a long time.
Posted by: JackStraw

Around here, a couple of the counties use what they call AmbuBus which is a multi-patient transport bus to help stranded motorists in large pileups. Drivers with disabled vehicles are moved to safer locations like Convention Centers or churches as part of the county's Emergency Operations Plan. Since we have had multiple I40 closures due to shitty driving on snow this year already, the bus is getting quite a workout.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 08:52 PM (cYBz/)

174 Toni Basil was in Easy Rider if that gives you a reference.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:46 PM


No shit? Wow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 08:53 PM (Wnv9h)

175 >>> Holy shit. 82? I guess she was older when she did that mickey thing. It had to be damn near 45 years ago. 45 years...damn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:43 PM (snZF9)

Toni Basil was in Easy Rider if that gives you a reference.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:46 PM (gh32g)


She was born in 1943

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 08:54 PM (3uBP9)

176 Joel and Mike were both good hosts. They both had their moments.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:54 PM (gh32g)

177 Pitch the glasses. Your very thoughts are being transmitted to Davos. The deeper the trench they cut in your skull, the more you can be monitored and controlled.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer



Or simply lose weight.

Are you suggesting he has a fat head?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit



I do.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:55 PM (0x0rk)

178 They'll deport my waifu Nicki Minaj from my dead sticky hairy hands!

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 08:55 PM (gKWVE)

179 It's interesting, watching the fracture happen in the black community. Good to see patriotic blacks making a stand. AWFLs and Somalian fraud have really opened some eyes.


Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 19, 2026 08:52 PM (zYpTz)
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This is why the Dems are pushing voter fraud and importing new, more pliable subjects. They realize that their old coalition is crumbling.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

180 164 Shove him into a 16" naval gun while wearing a pickelhaube helmet. See if he can pierce armor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 08:48 PM (snZF9)

Lol!

Posted by: Joemarine at January 19, 2026 08:56 PM (y171U)

181 She was born in 1943
Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 08:54 PM


Huh. She looked older in that music video, but I didn't think she was that old.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 08:56 PM (Wnv9h)

182 Around here, a couple of the counties use what they call AmbuBus which is a multi-patient transport bus to help stranded motorists in large pileups. Drivers with disabled vehicles are moved to safer locations like Convention Centers or churches as part of the county's Emergency Operations Plan. Since we have had multiple I40 closures due to shitty driving on snow this year already, the bus is getting quite a workout.
Posted by: Tonypete


That's acool idea.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:57 PM (0x0rk)

183 >>Since we have had multiple I40 closures due to shitty driving on snow this year already, the bus is getting quite a workout.

It looked like the there was a pretty significant drop off next to the road where the pileup occurred. Cars and trucks were all over the place. And the conditions looked pretty tough.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 08:58 PM (viF8m)

184 Heavy snow and windy conditions in West Michigan led to a 100-car pileup on I-196, with injuries reported

Hope everybody can stay warm…
Posted by: Adriane the Janus Month Critic . . . at January 19, 2026 08:30 PM (3ZUWJ)
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Always keep a blanket in the car, always top off the gas tank during cold weather as you may have to idle in the ditch for a while. Make sure the exhaust pipe is clear of obstructions if you are stopped. Keep a shovel in the trunk.

The joys of winter driving.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)

185 Niki was MAGA long before the Somali fraud was revealed.

Leftists calling for her to be deported because she once said she was an illegal immigrant. She came to America from Jamaica (I think) as a small child but I guess was never naturalized. Not sure if she even has a green card.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 08:59 PM (nTi7N)

186 >>> Are you suggesting he has a fat head?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I do.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:55 PM (0x0rk)


HEED!

Posted by: Stuart MacKenzie - It has its own weather system! at January 19, 2026 08:59 PM (3uBP9)

187 Around here, a couple of the counties use what they call AmbuBus which is a multi-patient transport bus to help stranded motorists in large pileups.
Posted by: Tonypete

*furiously completes 400 grant applications

Posted by: Muhammad Omar Mohammedan at January 19, 2026 09:00 PM (zYpTz)

188 Here's a drone view of the 100+ car pile up in Michigan.
Prayers for all involved.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8r45t8

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 09:00 PM (3ImbR)

189 BTW, I came here looking for my fellow Airmen (aka "zoomies") and instead I got car pictures. Lame.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)

190 Toni Basil is my mom's age? Huh. Did not know that. I figured 60s, not 80s

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 09:00 PM (sAmhv)

191 Always keep a blanket in the car, always top off the gas tank during cold weather as you may have to idle in the ditch for a while. Make sure the exhaust pipe is clear of obstructions if you are stopped. Keep a shovel in the trunk.

The joys of winter driving.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 08:59 PM (ZOv7s)

All that. And most important have good tires. Winter tires. Worth every penny.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 09:01 PM (nTi7N)

192 Aurora Northern Lights Status Report 1900 hrs Mountain War Time:

Nada. Nothing. Zero. Zilch.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:01 PM (aRbAR)

193 Have you tried explaining it to her?

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 19, 2026 09:01 PM (WQDw6)

194 Water, snacks and toilet paper.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 09:01 PM (IhIKR)

195 >>> Joel and Mike were both good hosts. They both had their moments.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:54 PM (gh32g)


I honestly agree. I love all of MST3K. Just Mike episodes a wee bit more.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:03 PM (3uBP9)

196 Winter driving. Just don't in Texas. Stock up on TP, food and stay home.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 09:04 PM (gh32g)

197 If you think you’ll ever need a blanket, bring a sleeping bag instead. Blanket is better than nothing, though just barely. Water, snacks, wag bags, dude wipes, campstove, coffee, etc. Camping/survival gear takes very little room.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:04 PM (aRbAR)

198 All my kitties are starting to settle down for the night...

Hexie is over on my futon performing her nightly ritual of kneading my hoodie before curling up and going to sleep.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 09:05 PM (ESVrU)

199 The New York Times discovers the acronym AWFUL, which stands for Affluent White Female Urban Liberal.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 09:05 PM (GITLP)

200 Always keep a blanket in the car"

It can get chilly near the shore!

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:07 PM (XuXeR)

201 Here's a drone view of the 100+ car pile up in Michigan.
Prayers for all involved.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8r45t8
Posted by: IrishEi

Ah, Zeeland. Between Van Rapids and Holland. Lot's of Dutch in the area.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 09:07 PM (/lPRQ)

202 >>> BTW, I came here looking for my fellow Airmen (aka "zoomies") and instead I got car pictures. Lame.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)


Well, earlier today publius was off looking for disturbances of the earths magnetosphere caused by solar wind and found camel toe. Life is like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:07 PM (3uBP9)

203 They made up the “urban” part.

It’s been AWFL for years now. I brought the acronym up a year or so back on a lefty forum board, and boy, they got pissed off! It was great to be behind lines and playing the part.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:08 PM (aRbAR)

204 Aurora Northern Lights Status Report 1900 hrs Mountain War Time:

Nada. Nothing. Zero. Zilch.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:01 PM (aRbAR)

Ditto here, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 09:09 PM (8zz6B)

205 Plenty of AWFLs outside urban areas.

No need for the U.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 09:10 PM (nTi7N)

206 Ah, Zeeland. Between Van Rapids and Holland. Lot's of Dutch in the area.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 09:07 PM (/lPRQ)
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The crash was predestined to happen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 09:10 PM (ZOv7s)

207 AWFLs can't admit they're awfl. That's part of the kink.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 09:10 PM (gh32g)

208 >>> Aurora Northern Lights Status Report 1900 hrs Mountain War Time:

Nada. Nothing. Zero. Zilch.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:01 PM (aRbAR)

Ditto here, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 09:09 PM (8zz6B)


Probably a district court injunction stopped it.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)

209 Plenty of AWFLs outside urban areas.

No need for the U.
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 09:10 PM (nTi7N)
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The rural ones are worse because they are consumed with hatred for everyone around them. Craziest liberals you will ever meet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)

210 >>>With everyone being that far up everyone else's tailpipe, I'm sure they are.

Posted by: rickb223

>I hate these fucking drivers that think that just because they have AWD or 4WD they're invincible. Tailgating fools driving too fast. Physics is a real thing.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (BSdIE)

211 If you don't have TP, just wipe your butt with snow. That will cause your asshole to go dormant for several days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (8zz6B)

212 Toni Basil was in Easy Rider if that gives you a reference.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:46 PM (gh32g)

Damn, I'm going to have to watch that movie. Its been decades since I saw it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (snZF9)

213
The magnetic field is the wrong direction, z component North, not south (that's ecliptic north/south, not Erf axis, but they're close).

It's trying to rotate, but not doing much.

If the field were negative, same strength as now, it would be lighting up like Christmas tree.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 09:12 PM (w6EFb)

214 210 >>>With everyone being that far up everyone else's tailpipe, I'm sure they are.

Posted by: rickb223

>I hate these fucking drivers that think that just because they have AWD or 4WD they're invincible. Tailgating fools driving too fast. Physics is a real thing.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (BSdIE)

Sir Isaac Newton is ALWAYS in the driver's seat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 09:12 PM (bss/y)

215 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 09:05 PM

Check your email, Perfessor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 09:13 PM (Wnv9h)

216 Winter driving. Just don't in Texas. "

Yeah. We're looking at lows in the mid 30s! What will we do? Wear socks?

The horror!

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:13 PM (XuXeR)

217 Exactly, that’s why they got so pissed off. I can’t recall how I managed, but I expertly yet oh so innocently used AWfL in such a way as someone had to ask “what’s that mean”? Much hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:13 PM (aRbAR)

218 >>> Damn, I'm going to have to watch that movie. Its been decades since I saw it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (snZF9)


You have to follow it with Electra Glide in Blue. Double feature.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:13 PM (3uBP9)

219 Here's a drone view of the 100+ car pile up in Michigan.
Prayers for all involved.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8r45t8

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 09:00 PM (3ImbR)

Holy shit. It almost looks like the iraqi highway of death. Well, minus all the charred shit anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:14 PM (snZF9)

220 Just saw this. Toni Basil, of the one-hit wonder "Oh Mickey, you're so fine" fame turned 82.

Damn, I'm old.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 08:21 PM (w6EFb

That song came when I was in college. Had classmate named Mickey that we hounded him about the song. He later went on to play in the NFL and other pro football leagues. He took it pretty well because we were all friends.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 09:15 PM (nS6xk)

221 "Aurora Northern Lights Status Report 1900 hrs Mountain War Time:

Nada. Nothing. Zero. Zilch.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:01 PM (aRbAR)

Ditto here, too."

The Bz field is strongly positive. I think aurora prefer negative Bz.

We had a Bt in the sixties today, a Kp index of 9, and solar wind speeds over 1100 km/s. I don't know how it compares to the strong storms of 2024, but it's a big un.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:15 PM (N8ZBc)

222 Damn, I'm going to have to watch that movie. Its been decades since I saw it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (snZF9)


You have to follow it with Electra Glide in Blue. Double feature.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:13 PM (3uBP9)

I haven't seen that since I was a kid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:15 PM (snZF9)

223 they have AWD or 4WD they're invincible"

And tires. Tires are so good on paved surfaces that it's easy to forget about lost traction...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:15 PM (XuXeR)

224 "Tailgating fools driving too fast."

Tailgaters and road-ragers suck. They should all DIAF.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:16 PM (N8ZBc)

225 219 Here's a drone view of the 100+ car pile up in Michigan.
Prayers for all involved.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8r45t8

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 09:00 PM (3ImbR)

Holy shit. It almost looks like the iraqi highway of death. Well, minus all the charred shit anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:14 PM (snZF9)

Dear Lord. I'd get caught behind that with a quarter tank of gas. And be 3 miles from an exit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 09:16 PM (bss/y)

226 219

I was just going to mention the 100 car pile up.

My neck of the blizzard.

Idiot drivers, plus ice, equals stuff like this.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2026 09:16 PM (Riafb)

227 10-0 IU halftime

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 09:16 PM (uQzkA)

228 >>> Joel and Mike were both good hosts. They both had their moments.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 08:54 PM (gh32g)


I honestly agree. I love all of MST3K. Just Mike episodes a wee bit more.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:03 PM (3uBP9)

Mike seemed to enjoy it more. Even though MST3K was Joel's baby, he always seemed like he felt he was better than watching bad movies with robot puppets

Posted by: Josephistan at January 19, 2026 09:17 PM (FLx59)

229 If the field were negative, same strength as now, it would be lighting up like Christmas tree.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 09:12 PM (w6EFb)

Crap! I send positive vibes, and everybody whines.

Posted by: Sol at January 19, 2026 09:17 PM (8zz6B)

230 Holy shit. It almost looks like the iraqi highway of death. Well, minus all the charred shit anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:14 PM


Had one like that up here a few years back. One kid was going a bit too fast on a sheet of ice. About 50 cars piled up behind her. I was crawling to work in the other direction thinking, wow...sucks to be you guys.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 09:17 PM (Wnv9h)

231 I hate these fucking drivers that think that just because they have AWD or 4WD they're invincible. Tailgating fools driving too fast. Physics is a real thing.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (BSdIE)
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When you get to be 29, you have a decent handle on winter driving, but the idiots around you are the real threat. Even if you hold it together, some jackass can still slam into you.

I always give generous allowances in front, and will tap the brake often to keep jerkwads off my tail. You can see them get pissed and pass me, and then I laugh and say "See you in the ditch soon." Happens quite often.

I've seen two pileups up close. The first one was in front of me, I knew the stretch of highway and was tapping the brakes, clearing my tail, and easing down my speed when it happened and cars started bouncing all over the place. I was unscathed, the cars behind me had room to stop (also I was forcing them to slow down).

The other one was a pickup truck acting immortal losing it, hitting the guardrail and doing a donut right on the interstate and I just held it steady and eased down, passing right by the carnage. Crazy. I cancel and stay home these days.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 09:18 PM (ZOv7s)

232 Anybody else get the constant buffering at X for these vids?

Ugh. I hate the interweb.

Posted by: Random PJ at January 19, 2026 09:18 PM (Dwxc/)

233 Electra Glide in Blue"

The Chicago (band) Movie! Very cool flick.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:18 PM (XuXeR)

234 Ugh. Multiple animals drinking from that little pool of water after bears have bathed in it.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2026 09:18 PM (Q+gd/)

235 That stretch of highway is full of bored speeders typically.
Farms all around, so drifting snow, very open.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 19, 2026 09:18 PM (Riafb)

236 Got renters next door for the first time in 3 years. In a week, they overfill four 96-gal trash bins with junk food packaging and food waste, overflowing onto the ground. Renters don't give a fuck.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:20 PM (N8ZBc)

237 I-196 in southwest Michigan, during winter, should be avoided at all costs. Too much lake effect snow.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2026 09:20 PM (8AONa)

238 235 That stretch of highway is full of bored speeders typically.
Farms all around, so drifting snow, very open.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


well we know where we're going
youtu.be/LQiOA7euaYA

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 09:20 PM (gKWVE)

239 211 If you don't have TP, just wipe your butt with snow. That will cause your asshole to go dormant for several days.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (8zz6B)

We should wipe Walz, Omar, and Frey down with an avalanche then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 09:21 PM (6ydKt)

240 Subzero temps makes one careful about such things. It ain’t so bad, but it would be if one were sick. A small bookbag will carry all sorts of good stuff. Flashlight, headlamp, extra batteries. Bic lighter, candles, firestarter, matches. Smokes if ya got ‘em. Sunglasses, small first aid.

Toys for kids, warm clothes, books & games to keep occupied. These days probably re-chargeable USB devices and backup batts. I’ve had lots of camp stoves, some that run on gas or diesel, but I always wanted to try the Sierra Zip stove, runs on pine cones, twigs, leaf litter etc with a small battery operated fan blower to get it hot.

I guess they work great.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:21 PM (aRbAR)

241 AWD is t for going.
Winter tires is for stopping.

I have studded tires with AWD. And yeah invincible lol. I don’t drive 70 when it’s mowing or anything. But snow and ice don’t scare me with that setup at all.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 09:22 PM (nTi7N)

242 Always keep a drone handy to get video if you are caught in an epic wreck. Also I'm a believer in using the zip ties for emergency use. The didnt get me out of the pond but to be honest I didn't try them that time

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 19, 2026 09:23 PM (jrgJz)

243 "If you don't have TP, just wipe your butt with snow."

I swear I saw a movie scene where Hitler did that exact thing at the Berghof. I wish to heck I could remember the title.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:23 PM (N8ZBc)

244 but I always wanted to try the Sierra Zip stove, runs on pine cones, twigs, leaf litter etc with a small battery operated fan blower to get it hot.

I guess they work great.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:21 PM (aRbAR)

But if you are stuck behinf a highway pileup like that, getting off the road, and into the woods to gather the fuel for that Zip stove may be tough. Could be three feet of snow in the ditch to cross, courtesy of the snowplows.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 09:24 PM (8zz6B)

245 All my kitties are starting to settle down for the night...

Hexie is over on my futon performing her nightly ritual of kneading my hoodie before curling up and going to sleep.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026


***
Big black Stirling just spent five minutes purring and milk-treading on my lap. Then I pushed my luck: I went and found Dagny, who was sprawled on the bedroom floor, scooped her up, and held her on my lap for another five. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:24 PM (wzUl9)

246 Those rooftop dogs are probably using their ears to message something about the birdbath status.

Posted by: Rex B at January 19, 2026 09:25 PM (C9oTe)

247 230 Holy shit. It almost looks like the iraqi highway of death. Well, minus all the charred shit anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 09:14 PM

Had one like that up here a few years back. One kid was going a bit too fast on a sheet of ice. About 50 cars piled up behind her. I was crawling to work in the other direction thinking, wow...sucks to be you guys.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 09:17 PM (Wnv9h)

Once got stopped for three hours on I-75 going home from work. It sucked pretty bad, but at least it was stopped dead and not stop and go for three hours in a manual transmission.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 09:25 PM (bss/y)

248 I guess they work great."

They do. Really hot, really fast.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:25 PM (XuXeR)

249 Emergency car supplies: Wool blankets, snow shovel, stout trenching shovel, cat litter, big fat candles and matches, jumper cables, spare tire at proper pressure, jack. And AAA membership.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:25 PM (N8ZBc)

250 For the MST3K experts-

Do any of you know the title of the movie that included a scene with an obnoxious army guy using some sort of secret camera/spy camera . . . and one of the robots repeatedly screaming "would somebody please kill him?"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2026 09:27 PM (8AONa)

251 If I kept a go bag in my car some crack head would bust my windows out to steal it.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 09:27 PM (uQzkA)

252 If you don't have TP, just wipe your butt with snow. That will cause your asshole to go dormant for several days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 09:11 PM (8zz6B)

I miss the Sears catalog.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 09:27 PM (gh32g)

253 Emergency car supplies: Wool blankets, snow shovel, stout trenching shovel, cat litter, big fat candles and matches, jumper cables, spare tire at proper pressure, jack. And AAA membership.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:25 PM (N8ZBc)

A pair of Acme inflatable skis, and an Acme rocket belt. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at January 19, 2026 09:28 PM (8zz6B)

254 Water, snacks and toilet paper.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Seriously thinking about trying https://drinkopenwater.com/

It's stored in aluminum bottles. I can taste the plastic after a bottle of water gas sit in the Truck for two months.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 09:28 PM (0x0rk)

255 And tires. Tires are so good on paved surfaces that it's easy to forget about lost traction...
Posted by: man at January 19, 2026


***
What are these "paved surfaces" of which you speak?

Posted by: Nawlins "Drivers" at January 19, 2026 09:28 PM (wzUl9)

256 Yeah, those propane cartridge stoves are what all the kids use. Coleman fuel is practically extinct now, and approaching $16 to $20 a gallon now, if you can find it.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:28 PM (aRbAR)

257
For most of human history, we have had to drink bears' bathwater.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 09:29 PM (ES7o0)

258 There was an ice storm a decade or so back on 285 that goes around Atlanta. It shut it all down and basically became a parking lot. People had to walk off and leave their cars. One guy I worked with was on his way to the hospital with his preggers wife but got up in the jam, she gave birth in the car.

The whole pile up situation lasted days.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:30 PM (3uBP9)

259 MyRadar Weather@MyRadarWX . 6h

Flights over the poles may need to be rerouted tonight, or fly at lower altitudes (requiring more fuel). That's because, for the first time since 2003, an S4 solar radiation storm is ongoing!

Solar particles and protons accelerated by an approaching magnetic shockwave (CME) are bombarding Earth. The more of those energized particles, the deeper into our upper atmosphere they can burrow.

Passengers and crew on polar flights may receive elevated doses of ionizing radiation, which can increase long-term health risks (including cancer).

This is also causing a high frequency shortwave radio blackout, which may pose some navigational challenges.

The same high-energy particles can cause problems for satellites

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:31 PM (zNcSj)

260 257
For most of human history, we have had to drink bears' bathwater.

tells us about what the fish do in the lake!

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 19, 2026 09:32 PM (jrgJz)

261 I recently experienced a white knuckle drive in the shining daylight. Sunny, but slight rain, no snow, but then the temperature dropped from 38 to 30 in the shade. Road turned into a complete sheet of clear ice. Slowed down to 55 and as I drove thru the canyon there were 5 cars and 3 trailers in the ditch. No EMTs just tow trucks.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 09:32 PM (BSdIE)

262 I've seen it at Ace sort of recently, I forget how long ago. Doesn't it also power their lanterns?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 09:32 PM (3uBP9)

263 The vid of the giant bear squeezing out the basement window last week was hilarious. I guess he immediately went looking for another basement.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:33 PM (N8ZBc)

264 In high school a bunch of us were heading to NH for a ski weekend. My buddy and I get assigned to stop for booze because his brother had lent us his van conversion. Great van, all tricked out for camping and partying but not so great in the snow and ice.

We were cutting across the Kancamagus Highway when it started coming down and the snow was we enough to freeze the road. Everyone slowed down and then just stopped. Driving was too dangerous.

And then we remembered we were in a van with a kick ass stereo and a shit load booze. So opened up the side door, cranked the tunes and threw a party until the road thawed. We showed up at the house we rented with considerably less booze than we started with.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

265 Fart field is trying to rotate. By is weakening down to 49 nT, with Bz at +21 nT. It was pretty much all North but it's trying to rotate.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 19, 2026 09:33 PM (w6EFb)

266 257
For most of human history, we have had to drink bears' bathwater.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 09:29 PM (ES7o0)

And from the village upstream's toilet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 09:34 PM (bss/y)

267 There's video of Toni Basil doing dance routines in the mid-60s. Of course she is old.

Posted by: Nobody Gets Out Of This Alive at January 19, 2026 09:34 PM (oftw2)

268 Speaking of bathwater...

Posted by: Sydney Sweeny at January 19, 2026 09:35 PM (Q+gd/)

269 259 Solar proton storms pleasure the grumpy D-layer of the ionosphere, which makes it absorb radio comms. The comms cannot then reach the shiny happy F-layer, which is the one which enables over-the-horizon propagation by reflecting the comms back.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:36 PM (N8ZBc)

270 Yeah, those propane cartridge stoves are what all the kids use. Coleman fuel is practically extinct now, and approaching $16 to $20 a gallon now, if you can find it.
Posted by: Common Tater


Get a Coleman Dual Fuel. It can run white gas or regular gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 09:37 PM (0x0rk)

271 there is a reason the rice paddy is so fertile........

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 19, 2026 09:37 PM (jrgJz)

272 267 There's video of Toni Basil doing dance routines in the mid-60s. Of course she is old.

Posted by: Nobody Gets Out Of This Alive at January 19, 2026 09:34 PM (oftw2)

Toni Basil was an actress or dancer in Viva Las Vegas, Myra Breckinridge, Five Easy Pieces, and Easy Rider. Plus 30 or so more movies and TV show eposodes.

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2026 09:38 PM (5rh/l)

273 Get a Coleman Dual Fuel. It can run white gas or regular gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 09:37 PM (0x0rk)

We have one, and a little backpacking stove. They are both great. Also a gas stove in the house, no thanks to Joe Bitem.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 09:42 PM (gh32g)

274 In its august wisdom, the WEF invited the Iranian foreign minister (yes) to the upcoming meeting in Davos. After much backlash, they withdrew the invite. News you can't use, but might not have run across.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2026 08:17 PM (U/Byj)
====

It was reported at this smart military blog that Pezeshkian and others have been arrested. Have you seen anything like that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:43 PM (RIvkX)

275 All of them run on car gas, actually. I’ve used nothing but car gas in the lanterns and 2 burner colemans and the Svea constantly for years now. Eventually, have to clean the generator of tar. Takes gallons and gallons.

The advantage of Coleman fuel (Naptha) is that it does not sour or spoil. I’ve found stoves with 20 or 30 year old Coleman fuel in them and works perfectly. Stand by or emergency use. Car gas is stinky and smelly and sooty in handling however.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 09:43 PM (aRbAR)

276 >>> “Come and Get Me Pam Bondi You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!” – Protestor Who Stormed St. Paul Church Challenges DOJ to Come and Get Him

Invoking the Insurrection Act would have one highly beneficial option - using hunter killer teams means and methods used in Iraq and Afghanistan to apprehend these domestic terrorists. Basically the same methods used to get Bin Laden and Maduro. But much easier due to unrestricted movement of the hit teams. Just roll up close, set up sniper overwatch, make a new door with explosives, if anybody is not already on the floor put a few rounds into them, move on to the next room until all cleared. If anyone survived cuff and stuff. Bag and tag the rest. Gather Intel, off to the next target on the list

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 09:44 PM (/lPRQ)

277 Got renters next door for the first time in 3 years. In a week, they overfill four 96-gal trash bins with junk food packaging and food waste, overflowing onto the ground. Renters don't give a fuck.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:20 PM (N8ZBc)
=====
Heavens to Betsy please tell me they are separating recyclables from compostables!
-Gavin Newsom

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:47 PM (RIvkX)

278
Everything coming from officialdom in Islamic republic is propaganda.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 09:48 PM (g47mK)

279 Franpsycho, negative. Nothing of the sort. Seriously doubt it. FM was public today with a stupid screed complaining about his cancelled invite to Davos.

But things are very spicy in northern "Syria". And our consulate in Iraqi Kurdistan has been mobbed (though not penetrated AFAIK) by crowds of unhappy people (they think we've abandoned their Syrian brethren, which I don't think is quite accurate). Though I have wondered about our ambo in Turkey from the outset, and overall the leeway we've given the rather reckless and ambitious Erdogan.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2026 09:48 PM (U/Byj)

280 Toni Basil was an actress or dancer in Viva Las Vegas, Myra Breckinridge, Five Easy Pieces, and Easy Rider. Plus 30 or so more movies and TV show eposodes.
Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2026


***
According to Wiki, she choreographed dance sequences in Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood -- and actually knew Sharon Tate and Jay Sebring.

Posted by: Nawlins at January 19, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)

281 Miami - 57-yard rushing TD. Now 10-7 IU. 11:06 remaining 3rd QTR

Posted by: Gref at January 19, 2026 09:50 PM (5rh/l)

282 And then we remembered we were in a van with a kick ass stereo and a shit load booze. So opened up the side door, cranked the tunes and threw a party until the road thawed. We showed up at the house we rented with considerably less booze than we started with.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 09:33 PM (viF8m)

Same vehicle, different story:
January 1974 Gas rationing in effect. Canton NY to Hanover NH (Dartmouth Winter Carnival).
Lot's of beer and comestibles consumed by a party of 6.

Running on fumes on I-89 from Burlington to Hanover, so we can't take the chance of stopping to pee for fear of running out of gas.

So we slide the door back ... strap the guy in the middle seat in with extra belts, and have him hold onto whoever was willing to hang out the door to relieve themselves.

We roll into Hanover, side door frozen open with an goodly accumulation of yellow ice down the passengers side.

Ya gotta do what you gotta do, and those vans were champs.

Posted by: browndog feared for his life at January 19, 2026 09:51 PM (3sXRv)

283 278 Everything coming from officialdom in Islamic republic is propaganda.
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 09:48 PM (g47mK


So's the reverse. The Near East has been at this game since they were nominally Christian - or even before that (2 Maccabees).
It's all about who has the best martyrdom story.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 09:52 PM (gKWVE)

284 Who the everliving fuck is this "Ms. Rachel" dingbat singing silly songs with Mayor Commie Mandami I just saw?

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 19, 2026 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

285 ONT above …

Posted by: Adriane the Janus Month Critic . . . at January 19, 2026 09:56 PM (3ZUWJ)

286 Ms Jackson if you're nasty > Ms Rachel

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 09:56 PM (gh32g)

287 ADHD is just zoomies for boys.
And it only happens in domesticated creatures.

Posted by: GWB at January 19, 2026 09:57 PM (ofeSP)

288 “Come and Get Me Pam Bondi You F*cking Traitorous B*tch!”

OK which commenter said this?

Oh. That was a lunatic activist.

Sorry, harder and harder to tell.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2026 09:57 PM (U/Byj)

289 Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison is rejecting assertions that the anti-ICE protesters who stormed a church in his state over the weekend broke the federal law the Justice Department has cited as having potentially violated.
"How they are stretching either of these laws to apply to people who protested in a church over the behavior of a religious leader is beyond me," Ellison added. (FOX news)

Posted by: old chick at January 19, 2026 09:57 PM (F3Dlr)

290 The @USCG cutter USCGC Mohawk (WMEC-913) was spotted escorting the pair of “shadow-fleet” tankers M/T Veronica and M/T Sophia recently seized by the U.S. for violating the #Venezuelan (🇻🇪 oil quarantine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:59 PM (zNcSj)

291 Who the everliving fuck is this "Ms. Rachel" dingbat singing silly songs with Mayor Commie Mandami I just saw?
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 19, 2026 09:54 PM (w6EFb)

Well, it's not Rachel Corrie. She sings flat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 09:59 PM (8zz6B)

292 My parents are veterinarians and loved the old PBS series All Creatures Great and Small. They came to visit when I was stationed over there but wouldn't stay with us because of my b*tch ex.

But I regret to this day that I didn't take them to Yorkshire to see James Herriot's village.

Posted by: I M Simpleton at January 19, 2026 10:08 PM (KPAbF)

293 I don't want to get up, its cold out there

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 03:47 AM (Ia/+0)

Quick Hits

Democrats are dodging the question, "Can a man become a woman?"

They won't say yes. They won't say no. They just won't answer.

democratsdodgewhatisawoman.jpg

"True Conservative" and professional homosexual Tim Miller of the Bulwark (of course) is having a sissyfit over anyone in the media even asking this "bullshit question." Quién es más sassy?


Transgender nosering is, get this, a mentally-ill violent extremist.

Tomorrow, leftists will be "Walking out of work" -- well, let's say they're walking out of the place that gives them paychecks for sitting on their asses and scrolling TikTok videos all day -- to "peacefully demand" that everyone in the Trump administration be impeached.

Don Lemon asked for "likes and subscribes" as he violated the KKK Act.

Mentally-ill leftwing women love firing up the cellphone and taking narcissistic video of themselves emoting and sobbing.


Virginia Democrats just declared most robberies -- and robbery is theft by force or coercion -- as non-violent, so they can justify releasing these "non-violent" robbers from prison or bail obligations.

They also have banned manual (by hand) recounts, because they intend to steal every election and don't want anyone checking up on them.

Oh, and they're following the Minnesota Model of allowing industrial-scale fraud.



Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 The horror.... the horror...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 06:32 PM (U2OZr)

2 Oh, and first.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 06:33 PM (U2OZr)

3 "Give me your money, or I will non-violently shoot/kill you."

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 06:33 PM (vbXSk)

4 Transgender nosering is, get this, a mentally-ill violent extremist.

I would assume an indie band named Transgender Nosering would be the most based f--kers on the planet.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 06:33 PM (VHUov)

5 Bimbo says what?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 06:34 PM (wVcYX)

6 Single mom looks like AI and while it's a really stupid idea ( You need money advance to prepare for a date?) I think people may create these videos just to have people react. "Let me make a video and have people freak out."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 06:36 PM (ix8EF)

7 Virginia and Minnesota need their statehood stripped.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 06:36 PM (gKWVE)

8 Single mom hitting the dating apps like a pro.

Posted by: 13times at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (fnZRl)

9 All of these tik tok ho's look alike. Or AI. Same eyebrows and lips. People are stupid to give them a dime. It takes a lot of filters to create that look.

I have prayed for decades for God to reveal evil and corruption and here we are!

The corruption of the Somilians is so deep I was stunned. Now seeing the same in Cali, but probably not Somolians. Probably Gavin Newsome? Pelousi? The lesbo mayor of LA? So many to choose from...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)

10 That picture of the BBB is to perfect to be true. I believe that is an AI Generated picture, and some losers probably fall for the scam

Posted by: Jackson at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (J9q9v)

11 The single mom has a nice rack, but unfortunately for her, she also has crazy eyes.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2026 06:38 PM (gV1De)

12 Can you say "nice dick" in the lady's room?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 06:38 PM (gbOdA)

13 It's true ICE agents are human, despite what all the hysterics say, and can be killed. It would be a very bad idea for several reasons, mostly because they can shoot back and they are probably guys who practice their shooting.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 06:39 PM (98kQX)

14 Climate change - Listen to the Science!

Sex change - Ignore the Science!

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

15 They are brainwashed
Show anyone a male who had a baby

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

16 Liberal: ICE BROKE DOWN A DOOR AND DETAINED A US CITIZEN

DHS: The citizen lives with / is harboring 2 convicted sex offenders (one a pedophile) who have final orders of removal - and he refused to be identified or cooperate.

This is who they’re defending.


The screenshot basically identifies him as Hmong.

I'm telling you, there seems to be a huge problem with Laotian men getting busted for sexual offenses, usually with minors.

I had no idea until we started seeing all of these lists of illegal alien fugitives and a good portion are all men from Laos.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

17 That woke doctor who would not answer if men can get pregnant when she was grilled by congress...what an absolute embarassment. All that uptalking, Valley-Girl-Speak from a DOCTOR? She sounded like a brainless teenaged twat.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 06:39 PM (gtcuf)

18 Isn't the Bulwark just another name for NAMBLA?

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 06:39 PM (GGatE)

19 Single mom looks like AI and while it's a really stupid idea ( You need money advance to prepare for a date?) I think people may create these videos just to have people react. "Let me make a video and have people freak out."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Probably AI.

But well done, because it has a lot of Truthiness to it. An overdone thot-looking single mom with just enough SSRI forehead is "reinventing prostitution?" Totes believable.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 06:40 PM (VHUov)

20 Do you have to get a tampon for the dude in the stall next to you?
Who pays?
Can you ask dudes in the bathroom for a quarter?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 06:40 PM (gbOdA)

21 I would question the sanity of anybody that even thought about dating that skank.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 06:40 PM (0KSrI)

22 I am not sure people understand how important this issue is to Democrats.

Or maybe they understand, but they don't understand the goals and strategy. This is not just about Trump. The Left s trying to derail the entire anti-immigration program. They have been losing on this issue recently and in the past they appealed to "empathy" to align voters with those who want [cheap labor / social services client / D voters ]

They see this as their last stand. An all or nothing shot to get the public disgusted with Trump's tactics. In the past they controlled the narratives ("who will pick our crops", "dreamers", "family separation," "necessary for our economy,"...) but the public got fed up with the crime, low wages, and filth. Now they are trying to reclaim that narrative by pushing chaos to the max and blaming Trump.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 06:40 PM (QEB0p)

23 That LA journalist...is Garand Thumb branching out into undercover reporting?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 06:40 PM (Wnv9h)

24 Because we already had Victor Davis Hanson and Scott Adams saying AI faked images of them saying things which they never said. Soon we will get faked images of Trump or the Pope. Etc saying things which they never actually said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 06:41 PM (WFtAr)

25 15 They are brainwashed
Show anyone a male who had a baby


BIG MIKE .....................

Posted by: Jackson at January 19, 2026 06:41 PM (J9q9v)

26 Tim Miller's search history must be...interesting.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 06:41 PM (gtcuf)

27 Congratulations, you’ve invented prostitution.

Talk about CRAZY eyes.

I don't care how big they are, she's flashing every warning signal.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)

28
Looks like aurora is going to be a bust tonight -- it's always a tease. We're at G4 level geomagnetic "storm" level, but B_z, the component of the CME magnetic field perpendicular to the ecliptic is positive. It's strong, but positive.

You need heap big minus B_z to get aurora, where the solar far field bucks the earth's field.

Now, that can switch on a dime, but ain't gonna get excited.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 06:42 PM (w6EFb)

29 Tomorrow, leftists will be "Walking out of work" -- well, let's say they're walking out of the place that gives them paychecks for sitting on their asses and scrolling TikTok videos all day -- to "peacefully demand" that everyone in the Trump administration be impeached.
----
Lefty guvvies called in sick the morning after Trump was elected in 2016 (baby goat therapy wasn't offered at that time). I didn't mind. Parking was great.

I never stayed home after Mocha Jesus won the election TWICE.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 06:42 PM (kpS4V)

30 Leftists would protect Che Guevara from ICE if he was alive

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

31 24 Because we already had Victor Davis Hanson and Scott Adams saying AI faked images of them saying things which they never said. Soon we will get faked images of Trump or the Pope. Etc saying things which they never actually said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 06:41 PM (WFtAr)

I do not wnat to live in a country where vikings cannot have outdoor bathtub skate bathing.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

32 >>They are brainwashed
Show anyone a male who had a baby


They should work another angle. Not just drill down on the same question;

Can a Man Get Breast Cancer? (of course)

Can a Woman Get Prostate Cancer? (of course not)

Keep'em on their toes.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (ZcsJV)

33 Date preparation costs? Huh. So, I get to pay for the transportation, pay for the activity, and I also now get to pay for her hair, makeup, and nails? Huh. Fool and his money, I guess.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (IX8iX)

34 Why isn't there a dating AI you can use to filter out the crazy, mom, I'd kill my kids to fuck you types.

Seems like an untapped market.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (U2OZr)

35 I wonder about Idaho. A lot of skinnies living here, Boise, Twin Falls, etc.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (0aYVJ)

36 Bimbos demanding "date preparation costs" paid upfront are indeed prostitutes. They're also what you get and what you deserve if you decide that finding people to date in REAL LIFE is too difficult. Its only "too difficult" because you zero game and you're not willing to make even a token effort.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (TN0g+)

37 Fen I think so as well.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0)

38 Given that ethots are now actively attempting to look like AI videos and AI is being trained on the same ethot videos this is all going to enter a wicked and ever accelerating feedback loop. The final results are going to make the strangest cargo cult giant head statue era look tame.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 06:44 PM (3uBP9)

39 Does that faggot have a centipede in his nose? I think it stung his brain.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

40 Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

lol

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 06:44 PM (IEV/x)

41 If they're going to walk out from work, a leave slip or pre-approval needs be required unless it's legal lunch, legal break time, end of shift.

For anything else, I'd gather everything & simply deny the leave especially for most vocal Commies.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 06:45 PM (NFX2v)

42 Single mom looks like AI"

Yeah. The shifting background is kind of a giveaway...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

43 The corruption of the Somilians is so deep I was stunned. Now seeing the same in Cali, but probably not Somolians. Probably Gavin Newsome? Pelousi? The lesbo mayor of LA? So many to choose from...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)

*********

And the corruption is likely in WA state, MA, Ohio, and numerous other states.

It's shocking and sickening, as you've just stated. I can't help but wonder how much less debt the Federal government would have if this corruption had been prevented.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 19, 2026 06:45 PM (gV1De)

44 "Bimbos demanding "date preparation costs"

Does that include the shots?

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

45 Sorry Carrington II: Geomagnetic Boogaloo went bust, Publius.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 06:46 PM (kpS4V)

46

Somalians are in every state. Wacko liberal places have more.

I'm waiting for red states to be investigated for the fraud. The fraud isn't only in blue states.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:46 PM (3ek7K)

47 When that liberal woman with the braid (probably fake) and red beanie walks out of her important work tomorrow they should lock the door behind her and change the pass code.

In other words, they want a four day weekend! A lotta good this is going to do. I will monitor from home if I think about it, as I am in the burbs and far away from insanity.

They are still trying to recover from Trump 2024, aren't they? Same stuff that never works on repeat.

Wait til President Trump says GO! to our military! And he will. Soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:47 PM (WONhk)

48 Unimaginative assholes. They can't hustle up a CarBQ ?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 06:47 PM (0KSrI)

49 They should work another angle. Not just drill down on the same question;

Can a Man Get Breast Cancer? (of course)

Can a Woman Get Prostate Cancer? (of course not)

Keep'em on their toes.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (ZcsJV)

2 real stories from UK
Fat dude goes into ER.
I feel bad. Nurse maybe you ate something.
An hour later they have a dead baby as it was a woman.
Dos:
60 year woman I dont feel good
Check here and there
Xray lungs full of cancer
Xray Brain full of cancer
Prostate cancer stage 11teen.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 06:48 PM (gbOdA)

50 My DJ response to the walk out liberals:

https://tinyurl.com/9fnpu8d3

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:49 PM (WONhk)

51 36 Bimbos demanding "date preparation costs" paid upfront are indeed prostitutes. They're also what you get and what you deserve if you decide that finding people to date in REAL LIFE is too difficult. Its only "too difficult" because you zero game and you're not willing to make even a token effort.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (TN0g+)

It's semi-maybe-prostitution.

The guy will pay her upfront to go on the date, and he may be expecting something more than conversation and dinner as a result, but in this scheme the girl can take the money, go out on the date, and then decide to take a Uber home alone if she wants.

It's basically buying companionship for a few hours with no strings attached and possibly sex if she feels like it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 06:49 PM (6ydKt)

52 I suspect at this point the trans question is more of a problem now for the liberals than it is a winning issue, especially coming into the 26 mid term election. The democrats have got to start backing off the whole men can get pregnant thing or it is going to become a serious anchor for them.


Them refusing to answer the question at this point will soon morph into "we have already covered that issue, it's time to move on to issues that affect families" in the coming months.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 06:49 PM (0N4FZ)

53 Tomorrow, leftists will be "Walking out of work"

So, sat thru most of the vid. They walking out at 2 or 3? Unclear. And pretty stupid.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (XuXeR)

54 So is this walk out over ICE ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (VE6XX)

55 I guess if the date is upfront a no sex date then this isn't being a ho. It's being something else. An escort? Courtesan? Were any of those just chaste in some situations at any point in history? I didn't listen to the video does she say for sex? This could work out if the date is showing her ability to cook a meal and clean, I could see some guy paying for that.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (3uBP9)

56 They also have banned manual (by hand) recounts, because they intend to steal every election and don't want anyone checking up on them.

Trump came very close to winning VA, so of course.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

57 "It's basically buying companionship for a few hours with no strings attached and possibly sex if she feels like it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf"

Prostitution Lite.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

58 >>They are brainwashed
Show anyone a male who had a baby


It's always prostitution.
The only difference is the method of payment and the currency involved.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:51 PM (ZcsJV)

59 24 Because we already had Victor Davis Hanson and Scott Adams saying AI faked images of them saying things which they never said. Soon we will get faked images of Trump or the Pope. Etc saying things which they never actually said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


---------------
Thomas Sowell too.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 06:51 PM (QEB0p)

60 Heh. Del Webb retirement community ad on TV. Nice couple learning the ropes before they sign the papers. Pre geriatric orgy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 06:51 PM (gm9Sb)

61 Fun fact: the first thing the Popular Front government did upon assuming power in early 1936 was open the prisons. A lot of Anarchists had been captured during the abortive uprising in Oviedo and they - and everyone else - were set free to unleash a massive wave of crime.

The Popular Front also launched investigations into the just-held election, and found "irregularities" in conservative provinces, requiring a re-vote and - you won't believe it - the revote came in heavily in favor of the Popular Front! What was a razor thing majority was now a super-majority.

Yay election investigations! And then the assassinations got rolling, street fighting and finally the murder of Jose Calvo Sotelo, which kicked off the July Rising.

The complete collapse of law and order spurred a reflexive surge of support for the Army, and the total chaos was why foreign governments hesitated to side with the existing government. There IS a book about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

62 The corruption of the Somilians is so deep I was stunned"

Nah. Pretty normal behavior in tribal groups, regardless.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 06:52 PM (XuXeR)

63 They are still trying to recover from Trump 2024, aren't they? Same stuff that never works on repeat.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:47 PM (WONhk)

They are still trying to recover from Trump 2016.
It's been a full decade+ of TDS for some of these people.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

64 Whoops...quote fail

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:52 PM (ZcsJV)

65 The super-majority in parliament also impeached the leftist president, replacing him with a much more leftist one. They do eat there own.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 19, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

66 Ben Shapiro: Can a boy become a girl?
Gavin Newsom: Yeh uh by the grace of god.

Wtf??

Translation: Yea, but I think everyone else is dumber than me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

67 Can't understand the performative sob videos. I inly allow myself to cry publicly at funerals for people close to me.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 19, 2026 06:53 PM (ftFVW)

68 Actually, if you think about it, it is a great herd opportunity to scoop them all up and deport to the three places I have chosen on a lottery system.

Fire up the transport planes, baybee!

DEPORT THEM, TOO!

The problem is, most of them don't work and collect welfare. I guess this means no welfare for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryNxl-lpOME

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:53 PM (WONhk)

69
Bimbos demanding "date preparation costs

____________

I suspect it's rage bait for clicks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 06:53 PM (tgvbd)

70 Pretty ballsy and stupid move of Virginia to dive head first into the daycare scam in this environment.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 06:54 PM (viF8m)

71

She Hobbit,

It's all fake shit.

Waaahhhhh, look at me, I'm so pathetic.

Fuck off bitches, get a life that doesn't involve whining.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:54 PM (3ek7K)

72 The corruption of the Somilians is so deep I was stunned. Now seeing the same in Cali, but probably not Somolians. Probably Gavin Newsome? Pelousi? The lesbo mayor of LA? So many to choose from...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)


In Maine it appears to be Somalis, in NY it is rumored that the corruption in home health care and hospice are being done by some other groups that it would be racist to mention.
It is probably whatever close-knit minority that has an enclave in each state.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:54 PM (rbvCR)

73 Is Prostitution Lite still 20 dollars, same as in town?

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 06:54 PM (gtcuf)

74 The lady inventing the dating app is hot. Way too high maintenance, but I suppose that in my wonderful empathetic personality I could fix her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 06:56 PM (PTsqM)

75 57 "It's basically buying companionship for a few hours with no strings attached and possibly sex if she feels like it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf"

Prostitution Lite.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

If this 'Dating App' ever comes about it will turn into an auction site for two-hour dates with hot chicks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 06:56 PM (6ydKt)

76 The dating app broad

I actually thought she was a parody? with her uptalk ?

but no, she is real
FFS what a horrible woman

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 06:56 PM (ZxPkt)

77 Tomorrow, leftists will be "Walking out of work"

So sixty-something retirees will be swannin'-about in the streets, pretending to be fifty-somethings with actual jobs.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 06:56 PM (gKWVE)

78 Date preparation costs? Huh. So, I get to pay for the transportation, pay for the activity, and I also now get to pay for her hair, makeup, and nails? Huh. Fool and his money, I guess.
Posted by: Farmer Bob


"The app is called Courted."

".....because a lawyer contacted me when I said it would be called OnlyFansInPerson."

Posted by: the e-thot at January 19, 2026 06:57 PM (VHUov)

79 Not one of these cell phone criers can work up an actual tear. It's all just face crumpling and snot sucking. Pathetic.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 06:57 PM (98kQX)

80 GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

ThomASS Massie is doing the needful and saving the Republic by.....going on the Youtube Jimmy Dore Show and screeching about the Epstein Files!

This guy fucking sucks. Total parasite and a total loser. Unfortunately he will win reelection because who cares anymore.

Fucking shit head.

Posted by: GigantorX at January 19, 2026 06:57 PM (FAO8S)

81 There IS a book about it."

Not on Twitter?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 06:57 PM (XuXeR)

82 It's all fake shit.

Waaahhhhh, look at me, I'm so pathetic.

Fuck off bitches, get a life that doesn't involve whining.

Posted by: four seasons

True enough. It just seems such an embarrassing thing that I wouldn't contemplate it as a strategy. Then again, I suppose they've already established they have no shame.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 19, 2026 06:57 PM (ftFVW)

83 The problem with that girl's plan is

- If the guy is just looking to get laid, then great, she's a whore.
- If the guy is looking for long term, he will avoid her because she is making no investment, as she is a whore.

So she will only attract (a) "Johns", or (b) the desperate and unmarryable.

What a weird world. Women hold ALL the cards in life. Attractive women are going through life like Mario with 100 power-ups. Like that girl in Seinfeld at the movie theater.

But it is not enough for them, as whatever they have, they want more. It is not enough to get asked (begged) to go on dates, they now want "date prep" cash. They want to live life for free and then maybe toss you some snizz if they feel like it.

And then they wake up in their 30s with tits down to the belt line and eggs a runnin out and they blew it. Like lottery winners, they bust out and are just bitter hags. OK I am sorry but I am in a mood.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 06:57 PM (QEB0p)

84 Jack Straw I don't think so, its rubbing a billion dollars down the drain in our faces.
They know most will stolen, bureaucracy will get a big piece kf it dishing it out to the thieves

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0)

85 ***his single mom is blowing up on tiktok for creating a "date deposit app" so she will only date men who pre deposit her "date preparation costs" ahead of time***
---

A new way to circumvent prostitution and pandering laws. ... Bitch

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 06:58 PM (zNcSj)

86 How long & complicated can the deportation process be?

Real lawyer time. Ducks. Lines. Meticulousness. Stop being so black-pilled.

Posted by: Kunt Schlicter at January 19, 2026 06:58 PM (ET8aG)

87

She Hobbit,

That is exactly what it is.

No Shame.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:58 PM (3ek7K)

88 66 Ben Shapiro: Can a boy become a girl?
Gavin Newsom: Yeh uh by the grace of god.

Wtf??

Translation: Yea, but I think everyone else is dumber than me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

While I am a nobody and the rare liberal inlaws are already afraid of me, my reply would be:
"It's basic anatomy, stupid!"

Boys don't have the ability to grow a baby human in their testes or little vas deferens. I'd like to see them try!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:58 PM (WONhk)

89 Is Prostitution Lite still 20 dollars, same as in town?

Just the tip...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 06:59 PM (XuXeR)

90 Ace is really into trannies
Who else feels fascinated by transexuals?
Have you met with any ?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 19, 2026 06:59 PM (Vip4H)

91 *redacted*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 06:59 PM (Cjt/F)

92 I hope that the investigative journalist continues with his work- and a totally irrelevant comment- I think he's quite a good looking guy. 😉

Good night all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (ix8EF)

93 XX or XY. That is all there is

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (0KSrI)

94 Bimbos demanding "date preparation costs

Bimbo, Bimbo, where ya gonna go-e-o?
Bimbo, Bimbo, whatcha gonna do-e-o?
Bimbo, Bimbo, does your mommy know
That you're goin' down the road to see a little girly o?

Posted by: Zombie Jim Reeves at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

95 60 Heh. Del Webb retirement community ad on TV. Nice couple learning the ropes before they sign the papers. Pre geriatric orgy.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Del Webb was half-owner of the Yankees from 48-64, when they sold the team to CBS. He was good at making money.

Posted by: Sun City Sid at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (oftw2)

96 IMHO, the Dems are losing the black and hispanic vote. The black vote was also the heart of inner city voter fraud. This served the Ds and the Rs, as the Ds got the cities, and the Rs were not affected in the rural areas. They each had their own empires and worked together to maintain that system. It was in the "R's" interests to keep the Ds winning in the cities, as they were corrupt and willing to deal. They were not hard line commies, nor moderates, but corrupt and willing to horse trade as each party looted the nation.

But if the Ds lose the black voter fraud machines, then they lose it all. This also puts the quisling Rs at risk as the system will be disrupted and real conservatives might start winning. Or worse, the fraud gravy train might end.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (QEB0p)

97 Is there a percent level of fraud where people will go "wait lets not have the feds pay for this, truly needy people can get help another way?"

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (hhkIi)

98 >> Sorry Carrington II: Geomagnetic Boogaloo went bust, Publius.

B_z is ~ +60 nT right now. If that was -60 nT, they'd be seeing Aurora in Havana right now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 07:01 PM (w6EFb)

99 If only women of the past had figured out they could charge men for taking five hours to take a bath, wash and fix their hair, pick out an outfit (changing several times), and putting on makeup.

They'd have put themselves through college and never had to work until they're 40.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

100 And what are you getting for the money? Or more important, what's the outcome delta 0$ vs whatever$ ?

What expensive procedure is necessary to make her acceptable for 1 unit of date? Are we talking basic makeup and her hair did, or does she need a team of crack scientists and perhaps ancient ceremonies? I mean if she needs this on the first date then I'd expect the daily cost of sacrificing hundreds of supplicants on a bloody altar to enact a terrible ritual of date-ability to be a steep reoccurring cost.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 07:01 PM (3uBP9)

101 If this 'Dating App' ever comes about it will turn into an auction site for two-hour dates with hot chicks."

Hmm. Wonder if this internet thing will stick around...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:01 PM (XuXeR)

102 97 Is there a percent level of fraud where people will go "wait lets not have the feds pay for this, truly needy people can get help another way?"

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (hhkIi)

If it gets above 90% nobody will say a thing because they'd lose their cut.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

103 “The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of men who wanted to be left alone. They try, so very hard, to mind their own business and provide for themselves and those they love. They resist every impulse to fight back, knowing the forced and permanent change of life that will come from it. They know, that the moment they fight back, their lives as they have lived them, are over. The moment the men who wanted to be left alone are forced to fight back, it is a form of suicide. They are literally killing off who they used to be. Which is why, when forced to take up violence, these men who wanted to be left alone, fight with unholy vengeance against those who murdered their former lives. They fight with raw hate, and a drive that cannot be fathomed by those who are merely play-acting at politics and terror. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the men who just wanted to be left alone.” --Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Like, I don't know, people who just want to attend church.

Posted by: RS at January 19, 2026 07:02 PM (SuU/K)

104 Well, here in the Soviet of Washington, last year the legislature passed a law requiring priests to be Mandatory Reporters even if someone was under the Seal of the Confessional. Several bishops sued and the state, suspended the law but did not repeal it.

This year the legislature is trying to pass a law that will form a commission with the power to remove from office an elected sheriff for ... reasons. They will then appoint a new sheriff who is not accountable to the voters.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at January 19, 2026 07:02 PM (cQ5g7)

105 "*redacted*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez "

Could you maybe tell us in Morse code?

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

106 Bimbos demanding "date preparation costs


So...
Colored hair.
Fake eyelashes.
Fake lips.
Nose job.
Padded bra.
Make up
Nail polish
Spray on tan.
And then they claim they want a real man.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (2WIwB)

107 >>What expensive procedure is necessary to make her acceptable for 1 unit of date? Are we talking basic makeup and her hair did, or does she need a team of crack scientists and perhaps ancient ceremonies? I mean if she needs this on the first date then I'd expect the daily cost of sacrificing hundreds of supplicants on a bloody altar to enact a terrible ritual of date-ability to be a steep reoccurring cost.


The Yelp Reviews would be great, tho.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (ZcsJV)

108 62 The corruption of the Somilians is so deep I was stunned"
------

When you have no shame or respect for the law, corruption is a natural behavior.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (zNcSj)

109 Not in a million years will I understand how anyone can listen to Gavin Newsom spew and not want to head-slap him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

110 Boys don't have the ability to grow a baby human in their testes or little vas deferens. I'd like to see them try!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

There's a vas deferens between Daddy's little Squirt and squirtin' out a baby.

Posted by: I Passed Biology at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (oftw2)

111 Posted by: Zombie Jim Reeves at January 19, 2026 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

Pay to date her.

She better guar an damn tee Sex...

Which makes her, a whore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (mP0Kj)

112 ABC 27, More Pennsylvania state employees return to the office, but how many? Alton Northup, 3 days ago

In part, "HARRISBURG, Pa. (WHTM) — Less than half of Dauphin County-based state employees under the governor’s jurisdiction work in the office three days or more each week.

The figure came out late this afternoon, after Gov. Josh Shapiro’s (D) office put out a release announcing it ordered more state workers to return to office."

It's not fair! How can they be expected to cut hours from their side hustles or vacationing? Next, they'll need that generous universal NYC daycare for all like Cathy's giving Zohran.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (NFX2v)

113
Looking at X, with "Aurora" as the hashtag, while I'm getting a lot of you know, geomagnetic aurora stuff, a lot of stuff comes up from chicks with the handle "Aurora".

They're posting selfies -- lots of camel toe shots for some reason. So Aurorae is big on camel toe for some damned reason. Who knew?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 07:03 PM (w6EFb)

114 A new way to circumvent prostitution and pandering laws. ... Bitch

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 06:58 PM (zNcSj)
.................................

My brain instantly goes to a different type of deposit. I blame hanging out here for this type of thinking. In reality I have always been this way and fight it daily.

I could, I guess, join a Carmelite convent and maybe behave as I will take a vow of silence. Which would include throwing this laptop away. This still won't control my thoughts 100%, however, as I make honey and garden and pray.

I told my husband I was going to do this if I am a widow and he had the audacity to laugh at me. I then locked him in the cold storage room until he stopped laughing due to hypothermia.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 07:04 PM (WONhk)

115 What expensive procedure is necessary to make her acceptable for 1 unit of date? Are we talking basic makeup and her hair did, or does she need a team of crack scientists and perhaps ancient ceremonies?

Posted by: banana Dream

And can he get a refund if he doesn't like her hairdo?

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 19, 2026 07:04 PM (ftFVW)

116 But if the Ds lose the black voter fraud machines, then they lose it all"

Too many thought the black and "Hispanic" votes would align against the "white right"....

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:04 PM (XuXeR)

117
Pay for Dating Site chick's prep.

Have her meet you at home.

Show her the lawn mower and tell her to get to work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 07:04 PM (y9nCu)

118 And then they claim they want a real man.
Posted by: Diogenes
---

Puke on her first.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 07:05 PM (zNcSj)

119 Before I go

Twitter link to the best Amelia video yet (39 sec.)

https://tinyurl.com/5c9zyw3c

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 07:05 PM (QEB0p)

120 I'm sure this has already been noted, but --- The Iranian rebels actually hacked the Iranian State TV last night, and broadcast messages to the resistance and a message from Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi. This was broadcast to 30 million Iranians.

And today it was revealed that the president and foreign minister of the mullah regime were arrested for contacting Pahlavi.

Things are getting spicy over there.

Posted by: Beverly at January 19, 2026 07:05 PM (reMys)

121 There's an old Chinese tale about a ruler having a deer brought into his court. And to the bureaucrats assembled, he asked, "Isn't this a very fine horse?" Several agreed, complimenting the features of the not-deer. Others were silent, or even stating the obvious thing in front of their eyes that it was a deer.

In the Chinese tale, the latter two groups were executed - much like communism, there was only room for true believers.

The same thing is going on here. Making a homoculus version of a woman. Y-Face, if you will. And denying there's any difference, obvious as they are, than to your own daughters. And if anyone spoke up, they were cancelled. Fired. Kicked out of school. Or forced into the locker rooms with the not-a-men.

Now, their Mandate of Heaven is over. And folks will remember.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 07:06 PM (4h45B)

122 101 If this 'Dating App' ever comes about it will turn into an auction site for two-hour dates with hot chicks."

Hmm. Wonder if this internet thing will stick around...
Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:01 PM (XuXeR)

Paying to date a Womanz...

Legal in Nevada...

and.... Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, has entered the chat.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 07:06 PM (mP0Kj)

123 Seeing Del Webb’s name makes me nostalgic- 1st proper job I had. Worked on a construction crew for them the summer I turned 17.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 07:07 PM (8YGuO)

124 "What expensive procedure is necessary to make her acceptable for 1 unit of date? "

It doesn't work like that. You are making an investment in a group object, like say maybe a car. Everyone pays for upkeep and gets a chance to sit in it once a month, and maybe even drive it, for a small additional "tip".

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

125 Test tube butt babies. It's the future.

Posted by: Puta Buttigieg at January 19, 2026 07:07 PM (ZaBg9)

126 Somalia is a corrupt society, all are stuck paying bribes, stealing anything they can. They brought that with them.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

127 Tomorrow, leftists will be "Walking out of work"

So, sat thru most of the vid. They walking out at 2 or 3? Unclear. And pretty stupid.
Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (XuXeR)


As long as they don't interrupt my tee time.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 07:08 PM (2WIwB)

128 and.... Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, has entered the chat"

La Grange. It's right over there...*points*

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:08 PM (XuXeR)

129 I hope all the wipipple here have spent the day obsessed with their guilt.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 07:09 PM (s0JqF)

130 Butt baby, butt baby there on the sand, from July to the end of Septemberrrr.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:09 PM (gtcuf)

131 I watched the second season finale to Landman and, I fear, it may be the series finale because everything is wrapped up with a nice little bow on top. Tommy is taking names and kicking ass. He and Angela are getting along well. Ainsley is growing. Cooper's legal problems are apparently resolved and his and Ariana's relationship is doing well. T.L. is happier than he's been in 30 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 07:09 PM (L/fGl)

132 I guess another way of looking at this is guys pay for dating services, and dating web sites. Women don't generally, they are commodity guys are laying down capital for. So she's kind of cutting out the middleman on her own dating site of one person, her.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

133 gets a chance to sit in it once a month, and maybe even drive it"

I am NOT touching that steering wheel. Or shifter.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:09 PM (XuXeR)

134 And then they claim they want a real man.
Posted by: Diogenes

She has 'at least' one kid. You missed babysitter costs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2026 07:10 PM (zHVsH)

135 Looking at X, with "Aurora" as the hashtag, while I'm getting a lot of you know, geomagnetic aurora stuff, a lot of stuff comes up from chicks with the handle "Aurora".

They're posting selfies -- lots of camel toe shots for some reason. So Aurorae is big on camel toe for some damned reason. Who knew?
Posted by: publius


Northern Lights, Southern Highlights..... potayto, potahto.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (VHUov)

136 gets a chance to sit in it once a month, and maybe even drive it"

I am NOT touching that steering wheel. Or shifter.
Posted by: man

Watch out for the seat stains.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (ftFVW)

137 I tried to cancel my internet service today, because I have a new and better one, but I couldn't because MLK.



Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (gtcuf)

138 Isn't there a Camel Toe nebula? Or am I thinking of something else...

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

139 The "a day without a Mexican" walkout had less impact than a snow day

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (0KSrI)

140 I have no problem with some ho...err...woman using her God given talents and all 3 holes to make some dough. After all, it's not like these types of girls are going to slide around on their leather asses working a straight job 40 plus hours a week with no jobs skills or talents outside of helping men get a nut.

If fact, I wrote a book about it.

Posted by: Velvet Jones, Author at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

141 Had a brother that visited the Chicken Ranch.

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 07:12 PM (8uzBS)

142 hope all the wipipple here have spent the day obsessed with their guilt."

That's the left in a nutshell. Guilt. Post WW guilt, white guilt, western guilt, what we did to Indians guilt, guilt, guilt.

I'm sick of this crapfest.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:12 PM (XuXeR)

143 It doesn't work like that. You are making an investment in a group object, like say maybe a car. Everyone pays for upkeep and gets a chance to sit in it once a month, and maybe even drive it, for a small additional "tip".

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

Community property ends with the tragedy of the commons.
This girl must've never read their Aristotle.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)

144 Northern Lights, Southern Highlights..... potayto, potahto.....
Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (VHUov)

Northern Lights... Southern Cross.

Yer a REAL Sailor if you've seen them both from the Sea.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)

145 The points at which I quit reading and move on:

Bruce Springsteen says…
Don Lemon says…
Dan Bongino says…
Ilhan Omar says…
Oprah Winfrey says…
Sandy Cortez says…
Candy Owens says…


(It's a long list. And keeps getting longer.)

Posted by: mindful webworker says . . . at January 19, 2026 07:13 PM (FMpsC)

146 It his rumored that HRH Reza Pahlavi has summoned old members of SAVAK to assist him should he take power again. Most members are too old and volunteers from the Arkansas State Police have been called upon.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)

147
No mail today!

*slams box shut*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:13 PM (tgvbd)

148 CPS needs to be called for the weeping woman in MN. What on earth? Why? Then she acts all happy with her bubba (who is probably a ferret...no offense to ferrets). I feel sorry if she has a real kid. Maybe one of those fake newborns they dress, bathe and get carseats for?

I am not a weeper, and on the very rare times I do weep I don't video it. My nose turns red and swollen, like WC Fields with a cold. The green of my eyes is lovely, however, but not worth it. It is genetic as my grandmothers didn't weep easily, either.

I am a stone cold woman who only gets tears when I laugh super hard and choke.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)

149 142 hope all the wipipple here have spent the day obsessed with their guilt."

That's the left in a nutshell. Guilt. Post WW guilt, white guilt, western guilt, what we did to Indians guilt, guilt, guilt.

I'm sick of this crapfest.
Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:12 PM (XuXeR)

They weaponized 'Nice'...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 07:14 PM (mP0Kj)

150 If fact, I wrote a book about it"

Meh. I did a song...

/Rick James

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:14 PM (XuXeR)

151 For reference:
The tragedy of the commons is the concept that, if many people enjoy unfettered access to a finite, valuable resource, such as a pasturehot chick, they will tend to overuse it and may end up destroying its value altogether. Even if some users exercised voluntary restraint, the other users would merely replace them, the predictable result being a "tragedy" for all. The concept has been widely discussed, and criticized, in economics, ecology and other sciences.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 07:14 PM (6ydKt)

152 It's kind of like the way lawyers have retainers. This gal has retainers too.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

153 It's true ICE agents are human, despite what all the hysterics say, and can be killed. It would be a very bad idea for several reasons, mostly because they can shoot back and they are probably guys who practice their shooting.
Posted by: huerfano a

And they load real bullets.

Heard from someone recently.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2026 07:14 PM (ItWcy)

154 "Beware the men who just wanted to be left alone." - Solzhenitsyn.

"All I wanted was something to eat." - John Rambo.

Posted by: PabloD at January 19, 2026 07:15 PM (pXTL4)

155 How come nobody is lobbying for urinals in the girl's room?

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 07:15 PM (6CO1G)

156 Let's make prostitution great again! My cock has needs, and it don't like street-walking gutter trash.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 07:16 PM (BSdIE)

157 131 I watched the second season finale to Landman and, I fear, it may be the series finale because everything is wrapped up with a nice little bow on top. Tommy is taking names and kicking ass. He and Angela are getting along well. Ainsley is growing. Cooper's legal problems are apparently resolved and his and Ariana's relationship is doing well. T.L. is happier than he's been in 30 years.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 07:09 PM (L/fGl)
..........................................
Nope! There's a Season 3 in the works!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 07:16 PM (WONhk)

158 And they load real bullets.

Heard from someone recently.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2026 07:14 PM (ItWcy)

And Judges are ordering ICE not to use most of its Non Lethal means of crowd control...

Thinking I guess that means ICE will just go home?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)

159 Had a brother that visited the Chicken Ranch.
Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 07:12 PM (8uzBS


It was a known Hazzard Flight area. Many army helicopters would experience engine malfunctions when flyer there, requiring a precautionary landing.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 07:17 PM (2WIwB)

160 Renting the town bicycle has never appealed to me. A petri dish of disease, mentally unbalanced, probably SSRIs, Ambien, adderall, box wine, who would be dumb enough to ride that creature? Riding bulls would be safer and probably hurt less.

Posted by: PBR Rodeo Clown at January 19, 2026 07:17 PM (oftw2)

161 All marxist go to california and bla bla bla Team America.

Fuck yeah.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 07:17 PM (EyfuW)

162 Puke on her first.

Had a brother in law that shit the sheets. Sister stayed with him.

Hittin' on all cylinders here, next!

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 07:17 PM (8uzBS)

163 If you ask for a body count or medical history on a "date deposit app," is it a HIPAA violation? How about truth in advertising? Personal service contract? NDAs?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 07:17 PM (YlWIZ)

164 Do we get to see the Areola Borealis tonight?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 07:18 PM (wVcYX)

165 I didn't even realize it was White Shame Day until I went out to get the garbage can, and found it hadn't been emptied.

*&^%$

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 07:18 PM (s0JqF)

166 All of these tik tok ho's look alike. Or AI. Same eyebrows and lips. People are stupid to give them a dime. It takes a lot of filters to create that look.

I have prayed for decades for God to reveal evil and corruption and here we are!

The corruption of the Somilians is so deep I was stunned. Now seeing the same in Cali, but probably not Somolians. Probably Gavin Newsome? Pelousi? The lesbo mayor of LA? So many to choose from...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (WONhk)

All of the above is the answer. And there are uber-frauds living off the first level of fraudsters.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2026 07:18 PM (8avO+)

167 Quick hits
Iranian State TV hacked and Pahlavi message broadcast on all stations. Videos of the protests broadcast.
IRGS base burnt to the ground
IRGC forces being hunted , caught and killed.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:19 PM (0KSrI)

168 ThomASS Massie is doing the needful and saving the Republic by.....going on the Youtube Jimmy Dore Show and screeching about the Epstein Files!

Step 1: Get the normies all worked up over THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!
Step 2: Insist that the DOJ be required to expend enormous resources to redact THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!! in accordance with existing law/regulation, thereby protecting the deep state.
Step 3: Go on podcasts and crow about how wonderful you are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 07:19 PM (ExV1e)

169 164 Do we get to see the Areola Borealis tonight?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 07:18 PM (wVcYX)

20 doll
Ah nevermind.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 07:19 PM (pDt9x)

170 "they will tend to overuse it and may end up destroying its value altogether."

Right before the blower blew up he burned the tires off, man!

Posted by: Guy who went in 1/30 on a Chevelle at January 19, 2026 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

171 And Judges are ordering ICE not to use most of its Non Lethal means of crowd control...

Thinking I guess that means ICE will just go home?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 07:16 PM


They really want blood in the streets.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 07:19 PM (2WIwB)

172 Never mind. PBR said it best.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 07:19 PM (YlWIZ)

173 164 Do we get to see the Areola Borealis tonight?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 07:18 PM (wVcYX)

Is that a drag queen show?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

174 Just be aware, Pasture Hot Chicks eat their weight in alfalfa every three weeks.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (3uBP9)

175 79 Not one of these cell phone criers can work up an actual tear. It's all just face crumpling and snot sucking. Pathetic.
Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 06:57 PM (98kQX)

This one was so ugly I did not see a pig nose ring. I still want to see how they manage snot with the ring. Does it shoot out the little pierce holes? I really want to know!

I did see her eyebrow ring and always wonder if those give you a permanent headache, which could explain a lot.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (WONhk)

176 164 Do we get to see the Areola Borealis tonight?
Posted by: Count de Monet
___________

Only if you use the Date Deposit App.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (gf7Ez)

177 WTF?! Don Lemon INSULTS the churchgoers he helped storm and terrorize with anti-ICE agitators in Minneapolis
"They're entitled! [They're] white supremacist. They think this is a Christian country!"
"Religion only if you're a white male!"
ARREST HIM!

https://is.gd/1PLn5z

-
Damn white Christians minding their own damn business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (L/fGl)

178 165 I didn't even realize it was White Shame Day until I went out to get the garbage can, and found it hadn't been emptied.

*&^%$
Posted by: Eeyore
--

No shame in my neighborhood. They emptied the can at 9:30 AM.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (zNcSj)

179 174 Just be aware, Pasture Hot Chicks eat their weight in alfalfa every three weeks.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (3uBP9)

They do really well on kale.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

180 *types*

*deletes*

Miz Solicitation for Zug-zug is still mad for being rejected by the local 'Gentleman's' Club.

I hope she wises up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 07:20 PM (2GVsD)

181 Northern Lights... Southern Cross.

Yer a REAL Sailor if you've seen them both from the Sea.
Posted by: Romeo13

*raises hand*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 07:21 PM (IhIKR)

182
this single mom is blowing up on tiktok for creating a "date deposit app"


A who-er by any other name ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 19, 2026 07:21 PM (xG4kz)

183 Do we get to see the Areola Borealis tonight?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Is that a drag queen show?
Posted by: SpeakingOf


That's a drag queen name for sure.

Or a BBW's screen name on onlyfans.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 07:21 PM (VHUov)

184 That woman looks ridiculous, I doubt she realizes it.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 07:21 PM (pDt9x)

185

Minnesota Transgender State Rep. Leigh Finke Calls on Anti-ICE Protestors to Storm More Churches

https://t.ly/TYtHy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 07:21 PM (pkeXY)

186 and.... Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, has entered the chat"

La Grange. It's right over there...*points*
Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:08 PM (XuXeR)

They got a lot of nice girls.

Aw Haw Haw Haw!

Posted by: The Little Ol' Band From Texas at January 19, 2026 07:21 PM (wVcYX)

187

Surely LemonFag is HIV positive.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K)

188 I saw Tik Tok Hos open for The Muthas of Invention at the Rose Garden in '87.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 07:22 PM (2WIwB)

189 Article maybe at American Thinker? That this newest Commissar Judge ruling is a big nothing burger, she didn't order a damn thing ICE can or can't do by laws.
But if protesters fuk with them they have rules already to follow.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

190 "I did see her eyebrow ring and always wonder if those give you a permanent headache, which could explain a lot.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat"

I would constantly be thinking there was a bug on my eyebrow and try to knock it off.

Posted by: Guy who went in 1/30 on a Chevelle at January 19, 2026 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

191 Surely LemonFag is HIV positive.
Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 07:22 PM (3ek7K)

No man! I have been able to avoid The Slims but my anal warts are flaring up as I type.

Itch like a mother...

Posted by: Don Lemon, Sodomite at January 19, 2026 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

192
Oh, I'd be willing to to bet that the who-er has set quite a few deposits in her time. And at least one of them "took".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 19, 2026 07:24 PM (xG4kz)

193 142 hope all the wipipple here have spent the day obsessed with their guilt."

That's the left in a nutshell. Guilt. Post WW guilt, white guilt, western guilt, what we did to Indians guilt, guilt, guilt.

I'm sick of this crapfest.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:12 PM (XuXeR)

I don't like asshoes. Most of the whiny class are asshoes. I don't feel guilty or responsible for them

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 07:24 PM (gh32g)

194 volunteers from the Arkansas State Police have been called upon.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

The very best bodycam videos are from ASP. They don't waste time begging for documents and if people don't get out of the car when asked, they take out the window and drag them out. Not cruel, just no nonsense. Also don't break off pursuits for any reason and will PIT like no one else. Saw one recently where an officer ripped out the window with his bare hands when it was only down an inch, and other who smashed it to smithereens with his elbow. Tough guys.

Posted by: The Natural State at January 19, 2026 07:24 PM (oftw2)

195 *takes a second look at Tik-Tok gal*

Dang grrl, gyaru is so last decade.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 07:24 PM (2GVsD)

196 160 Renting the town bicycle has never appealed to me. A petri dish of disease, mentally unbalanced, probably SSRIs, Ambien, adderall, box wine, who would be dumb enough to ride that creature? Riding bulls would be safer and probably hurt less.
Posted by: PBR Rodeo Clown

I feel sorry for her kid. What an example of “what not to do.”

I told my kids I would disown them if I ever got a call from Jerry Springer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 07:25 PM (IhIKR)

197 I saw Areola Borealis open for a donkey show in Tijuana in '71. It was ok but I've had better chicken tacos.

Posted by: Guy who went in 1/30 on a Chevelle at January 19, 2026 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

198 Leigh Finke should be set on a fact finding tour of Somalia. With a sign on his back saying "kiss me, I'm trans"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 07:25 PM (PTsqM)

199 From previous thread

Can't find her using DDG search. All I get are videos and articles from 2020, "debunking" the conspiracy theories.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:17 PM


Amazing Polly

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 19, 2026 07:26 PM (W7fvb)

200 Northern Lights... Southern Cross.

Yer a REAL Sailor if you've seen them both from the Sea.
Posted by: Romeo13

*raises hand*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026


*also raises hand*

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 07:26 PM (2WIwB)

201 Rounding up the Johns has never been easier.

Can I declare this on my taxes?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 07:26 PM (BSdIE)

202 191 I have been able to avoid The Slims

LOL, that made me think of Anthony Cumia's bit about Forrest Gump attending an AIDS support group with Jenny.

'Jen-nay! Why is everyone so skin-nay?"

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 07:26 PM (gtcuf)

203
The "Kp index" (Kp = Planetarische Kennziffer from some Kraut) is 8.7 currently. The Erf's magnetic field is getting quite a wallop. However, it's pointing north, not south, so the Areolae are nothing.

If that sucker were negative, we'd be getting quite a show now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 07:27 PM (w6EFb)

204 "However, it's pointing north, not south, so the Areolae are nothing."

Huh. Nipped it in the bud.

Posted by: Guy who went in 1/30 on a Chevelle at January 19, 2026 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

205 So, what you’re saying, Publius, is not to bother going out to see the show? I was looking forward to it since the island is deserted now and it’s a clear night

Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 07:29 PM (77Bgk)

206 Nope! There's a Season 3 in the works!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Yep. I read in the NY Post it's been renewed for a third season.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 07:29 PM (lJ0H4)

207 194 The nicest guys until it's time not to be nice anymore. When I first moved down here, I was going through the procedure of transferring my PA CCW to AR. Everybody I talked to in the process said "Aren't our State Trooper nice?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 07:29 PM (gm9Sb)

208 nood



cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at January 19, 2026 07:31 PM (3uBP9)

209 I would go look for the northern lights, but we've been buried in an inversion for about three days with no sign of it letting up. Maybe Thursday it will go away.

or not.

Ennui.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 19, 2026 07:31 PM (0aYVJ)

210 >> So, what you’re saying, Publius, is not to bother going out to see the show?

There's a chance (30% or so), that it will flip. The CME, big wet plasma far from the Sun is just hitting us, and it has a complicated magnetic field. It can rotate around as it passes. If it gets significantly negative, it will light us up.

Check the NOAA page and look at the B_z value, and the aurora forecast loop. There's about a 30 - 60 minute lead time from SOHO out there at L1.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 07:32 PM (w6EFb)

211 204 "However, it's pointing north, not south, so the Areolae are nothing."

Huh. Nipped it in the bud.
Posted by: Guy who went in 1/30 on a Chevelle at January 19, 2026 07:28 PM

Starts hummin' ...
-Bob Seger

Posted by: Heirloominati, way up firm & high at January 19, 2026 07:32 PM (W7fvb)

212 193 142 hope all the wipipple here have spent the day obsessed with their guilt."

That's the left in a nutshell. Guilt. Post WW guilt, white guilt, western guilt, what we did to Indians guilt, guilt, guilt.

I'm sick of this crapfest.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:12 PM (XuXeR)

I don't like asshoes. Most of the whiny class are asshoes. I don't feel guilty or responsible for them
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 19, 2026 07:24 PM (gh32g)

My people never owned slaves. They did fight to abolish slavery, though. For what should I feel guilt?

Likewise, my people never pushed Indians out of their own territories. Again, why should I feel guilty about that?

Should I apologize to the Natives for white people dragging them out of the stone age? They are victims of becoming modern people, living in the real world. Poor babies.

Not one black american, or indian american for that matter, has been a slave, nor are any of them kept out of any opportunity to thrive. They choose that for themselves. And there are many more poor white folk than folks "of color," so maybe it isn't skin color but choices.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 07:33 PM (6Bc88)

213 How does ze/zer/zip keep from pulling that snotty nosering out rubbing a sweater sleeve all over?

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2026 07:33 PM (LHPAg)

214 Single mom? There’s a Big Ern McCracken joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 19, 2026 07:34 PM (IX8iX)

215 The "a day without a Mexican" walkout had less impact than a snow day
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:11 PM (0KSrI)


It showed me a couple of lunch restaurants I never went back to. And in my job at the time I got calls asking me if the employer could fire for a no show.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

216 I didn't even realize it was White Shame Day until I went out to get the garbage can, and found it hadn't been emptied.

*&^%$
Posted by: Eeyore
----
I was so foolish as to check the mailbox.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2026 07:34 PM (XeU6L)

217 Do we get to see the Areola Borealis tonight?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Why in the hell does the Instagram algorithm send me ads for Areola surgery?

I mean, I mostly post fart jokes. I'm clearly a thirteen year old boy.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 07:36 PM (cYBz/)

218 Isn't the Bulwark just another name for NAMBLA?

Technically the Bulwark and the North American Man Boy Lincoln Association are separate things, but they both get money from Pierre Omydar so it's close enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:58 PM (t5upi)

219 Way willowed as usual from several threads ago, but there was a comment about the DOJ being able to walk and chew gum at the same time ("There's not a chance in hell they are going to drop the fraud investigation.")

I'm sure that's correct, but it is my understanding that Assistant US Attorney for Minnesota, Joe Thompson, who was the very effective lead prosecutor of the Feeding Our Families Somali fraud and the latest daycare frauds, resigned last week over the DOJ's investigation of the lesbo attempted murder of an ICE agent. I hope there are many more replacements who can see the forest for the trees!

Posted by: jayhawkone at January 19, 2026 08:08 PM (QSaoA)

220 Tim Miller: "In a free country an adult can become whatever they want if they don't harm others."

What? Nonsense! Of course they can't. A human being can't become a barn swallow, or a 1974 Chevy Camaro, or a deep-sea geothermal vent, and it doesn't matter how free their country is, or that they're an adult, or whether or not they harm anybody thereby. These things are simply impossible, and all sane people acknowledge that.

Posted by: DaveL at January 19, 2026 08:34 PM (9w232)

Emails: Fauci Knew That Natural Immunity Far Surpassed the Non-Immunity Conferred by the Covid Non-Vaccine, But Lied to the Public Anyway and Fought for Mandated Vaccinations of the Already-Immune

Trust the Science, Science-Bigots.

Anthony Fauci privately acknowledged "impressive data" showed stronger immunity from a COVID-19 infection than vaccination while publicly pushing mandated shots, newly released documents show.

Former President Joe Biden's top pandemic response officials discussed a thorough study from Israel showing the superiority of natural infection in August 2021, simultaneous with the initiation of federal vaccine mandates via an Aug. 24 Pentagon memo, according to documents obtained through the Freedom of Information Act by Protect the Public's Trust, indicating officials who helped compel COVID shots had contemporaneous scientific evidence they were unjustifiable for millions of Americans. The officials distorted the evidence in public statements, repeatedly saying vaccination is necessary for immunity.

"What does it say about our own institutions that, despite billions spent every year, Americans had to rely on Israeli research for their health information, and that our own officials tried to bury what didn't fit their preferred narrative?" Protect the Public's Trust Director Michael Chamberlain told the Daily Caller News Foundation. "There's been a lot of handwringing about reforms and personnel actions by the new leadership at HHS, but this is just more evidence that the public health bureaucracy was ripe for a thorough housecleaning."

The revelation comes amid an ongoing investigation under President Donald Trump's Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Commissioner Marty Makary into deaths following the COVID vaccines in children and young adults. Further details could uncover whether people died from shots mandated by Biden administration officials aware of their redundancy for people with prior immunity.

"This is the evidence right here showing that our nation's scientific leaders were not acting scientifically, and there needs to be accountability," said Stephanie Edewaard Weidle, executive director of Feds For Freedom, to the DCNF. "We in the medical freedom fighting world, we already knew this, but to see it spelled out in these FOIA documents just makes it worse. People lost their jobs and their lives were turned upside down based on the argument that natural immunity was not enough."

Just the News:

The Biden administration grappled with research suggesting natural immunity was more effective than COVID-19 vaccination shortly before federal vaccine mandates in 2021, admitting the rigor of the massive Israeli study and worrying it might undermine its promotion of one-size-fits-all vaccination, newly released emails show.

The Freedom of Information Act production to Protect the Public's Trust, shared with the Daily Caller News Foundation, gives the most compelling evidence to date that federal officials knew their pending mandates were scientifically shaky yet repeatedly asserted in public -- misrepresenting federal research -- that natural immunity couldn't match vaccine-acquired immunity.

The emails add heft to prior claims by a now-former Food and Drug Administration adviser, going back four years, that the feds ultimately rejected natural immunity as an exemption to vaccine mandates for bureaucratic reasons and kept pushing vaccines on all ages and conditions for the sake of simpler messaging, not science.

They also reaffirm the glaring lack of rigorous research by U.S. institutions on basic questions about SARS-CoV-2 and treatment outcomes, with many of the most important findings coming from abroad. The abnormally high risk of heart inflammation in young people post-vaccination, for example, emerged from Israeli data and institutions.

...

He also said Dr. Anthony Fauci, then-director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told him at a 2023 meeting that the feds didn't target "high-risk groups" for vaccination because that was too "nuanced" and some at high risk wouldn't get jabbed unless everyone was told to do it.

...

The newly revealed emails show Fauci telling colleagues including Surgeon General Vivek Murthy, National Institutes of Health Director Francis Collins and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Rochelle Walensky that the Israeli study of nearly 800,000 people, which got wide visibility in Science, was "rather impressive."

The study, then a preprint that hadn't gone through peer-review, showed natural immunity was 13 times more protective than Pfizer vaccination against reinfection and 27 times more protective against symptomatic COVID.

...

FDA Commissioner Marty Makary, then a medical professor, mocked the feds for "fishing" for a study to justify its COVID policy on Fox News.

faucimakeitdifficult.jpg

Update: Common aspirin stops covid from infecting cells?

Posted by: Ace at 05:33 PM




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1 FOIST

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (WONhk)

2 paid weasel

Posted by: kingsman at January 19, 2026 05:36 PM (ehY6c)

3 I knew Fauci was a Fake. I just knew. I also know that natural immunity is stronger, yet I still think the measles vax is great (I went nearsighted due to "red" measles as did my brother).

I want Fauci deported as well. This is now my go to for people I don't like. Send one way no return to Somolia.

Or to the Amazon Rain Forest where they trust no one and kill ya pretty fast with spears and arrows. No one has seen a woman or child of this tribe. They hide their women and children, which tells me they are far smarter than liberals who import illegals to kidnap and rape our women and children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 05:38 PM (WONhk)

4 Someone needs to put an ICE jacket on Fauci and turn him loose in Minneapolis

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:38 PM (FN3wE)

5 The more I learn about this Fauci guy the less I like him.

Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (TN0g+)

6 What was really in that "vaccine" that fauci was pushing?

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (IifOV)

7 How much aspirin?

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (uQzkA)

8 Hang them all.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 05:40 PM (dK+Kv)

9 The more I learn about this Fauci guy the less I like him.
Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald


He's a stinker, for sure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:40 PM (mlg/3)

10 So he's being frogmarched off to prison as we speak...

Right?

Oh damn, there I go again, thinking nothing will happen.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:40 PM (l2QWF)

11 I have a Presidential pardon, and you don't, so there!

Posted by: Anthony "Tony" Fauci at January 19, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)

12 Punitive and compensatory damages.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 05:40 PM (YlWIZ)

13 Fought for Mandated Vaccinations"

Mandated vaccinations = $$$ and power.

Lots of power and $$$

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 05:40 PM (XuXeR)

14 Amazingly, it now turns out that aspirin bends the key so it no longer works. Why did it take 6 years to figure that out? pic.twitter.com/fbrSnheteY

— Hans Mahncke


The hell?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:41 PM (mlg/3)

15 Trump trusted him.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 05:41 PM (gKWVE)

16 The government murdered my brother in law and this I will not forgive.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (jc0TO)

17 You could hardly call yourself a Doctor and NOT know this.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (ZcsJV)

18 CGGCGG was the smoking gun.

Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (GbONR)

19 Oh damn, there I go again, thinking nothing will happen.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:40 PM


May I suggest that you wait until That Guy who Intones "Nothing will happen." makes it official before you actualize on that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

20
All those ventilators, people laying on their chests having air forced into their lungs. All of them dead.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 19, 2026 05:43 PM (IifOV)

21 I'm still up here talking to myself, Ace.

I had natural immunity to Rubella (German Measles) as titers showed with our first son while pregnant. Two years later titers showed that my immunity had worn off. I had the MMP the day after he was born.

While I was not told til my 2nd trimester I was horrified, as I knew a girl born deaf due to her mother having Rubella in her first trimester.

Supposedly I had a "light case" of Rubella when one of my brothers was born and I was a toddler. Due to his birth no one probably paid a ton of attention to me as I was a healthy and crazy little girl.

Some vaccines for childhood are fine. The Hepatitis one I argued against in the 1990's. Had our sons take that vax before college because a pediatrician I trusted advised. No regrets.

I would NOT take any mRNA vaccine, ever. No worries about that at all. The RSV is one and I think RFK,Jr took that off the list.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 05:43 PM (WONhk)

22 If i were a hacker, i'd hack that mother goosefucker for free.

Hanging is way to good for him.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 05:43 PM (EyfuW)

23 Fauci lies as easily as he breathes.

He lied about Masks
He lied about HCQ
He lied about Ivermectin
He lied about Covid lab release
He lied about his financial connection with Covid vax

Before Covid he lied about HIV transmission of Heterosexuals

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:43 PM (KDPiq)

24 Fauci is a murderous fucking troll, and we should bomb the bridge he is hiding under with bunker busters.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (6Bc88)

25 I was vaccinated with the Rubella Umbrella back around 1970. No German Measles, but did grow a third arm in the middle of my back. Comes in handy, for sure.

Posted by: Garry the Groper at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (oftw2)

26 Trump trusted him

Trump was hoodwinked by quite a few people during his first admin. I'd like to think he knows the game a bit better now.

Posted by: Halfhand at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (+Zbod)

27 What was really in that "vaccine" that fauci was pushing?
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (IifOV)

Experimental gene therapy.

Don't worry, I hear the clinical trial had quite a large sample size. I'm sure they learned.... something.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (l2QWF)

28 Strumfp trusted the weasel and the scarf lady. The Don needs to come clean on this. Many good Americans have lost their lives and jobs because of this deadly con.

Posted by: kingsman at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (ehY6c)

29 6 What was really in that "vaccine" that fauci was pushing?
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (IifOV)

Oh, we got all KINDS of goodies into that thing.
*Muaa hahahahaha!*

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (V362x)

30 COVID was the modest start to a worldwide effort to reduce the cost of entitlement programs.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (GPa4z)

31 I am a fucking nitwit with a government school education, first aid training in the military and enough bodily injuries in my life to know that my natural immunity from from most infectious diseases is better than some BS made up vaccine.

Well, except for that gongorrhea I caught once. And MRSA.

Posted by: Arrest Fauci at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (R/m4+)

32 if he didn't lie his master would be very angry

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (Cjt/F)

33 I hope the rest of his miserable friggin' life is..."difficult."

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB)

34 16 The government murdered my brother in law and this I will not forgive.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (jc0TO)

My father.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (6Bc88)

35 May I suggest that you wait until That Guy who Intones "Nothing will happen." makes it official before you actualize on that?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

Sorry, you are right. I usually wait until after the "nothing will happen" guy chimes in, and then after the several scolds of the "nothing will happen" guy chime in before I say nothing will happen.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (l2QWF)

36 I've pointed this out before: the physical resemblance between Fauci and Lysenko is striking.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (2L+MU)

37
CGGCGG was the smoking gun.
Posted by: Accomack

Didn't CBGB get torn down?

Oh. Wait.

*trying to calm down from the white hot rage the left is inducing. I'm gonna walk across the parking lot of the hotel to Twin Peaks, and get some Twin Peaks house brand beer for $3/16oz happy hour.*

*prolly oogle and lear at the server girls. Hope they have the heat turned down in there.*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (Zr554)

38 "Common aspirin stops covid from infecting cells?"

Bayer announces itty-bitty aspirin pills in 0.1ng cell-sized doses. Orange-flavored! Cells love em!

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 05:47 PM (N8ZBc)

39 Trump was hoodwinked by quite a few people during his first admin. I'd like to think he knows the game a bit better now.
Posted by: Halfhand at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (+Zbod)

I'd be more confident of that, if he didn't seem to have Lindsay Graham hanging around, licking his... boots.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:47 PM (l2QWF)

40 23 Fauci lies as easily as he breathes.

He lied about Masks
He lied about HCQ
He lied about Ivermectin
He lied about Covid lab release
He lied about his financial connection with Covid vax

Before Covid he lied about HIV transmission of Heterosexuals
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:43 PM (KDPiq)

And let fleas eat dogs.
And did firsthand research at bathhouses about HIV transmission. As epidemiologists do.

This guy's Mengele without the balls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2026 05:47 PM (YWB+v)

41 "Common aspirin stops covid from infecting cells?"

It's got electrolytes!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:48 PM (jc0TO)

42 This weaselly cocksucker got a pardon, right? I’m still waiting for some ambitious red-state AG to induct him for something, or at least launch a big civil case against him. Waiting …

We despise scumcunts like Tish James and that Atlanta whore with the oozing grasping snatch. But you know what? I wish we had some of them on our side. This war. We play by Queensbury rules while the Democraps kick us in the nuts.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:48 PM (AuNgU)

43
Sorry, you are right. I usually wait until after the "nothing will happen" guy chimes in, and then after the several scolds of the "nothing will happen" guy chime in before I say nothing will happen.
Posted by: BurtTC

Last post before beer.

BurtTC is correct. 100% of Jack and Shit will happen. I.e., not a fucking thing. Unless a normie is guilty, then max penalties and light speed arrests/trials/incarceration (fuck you Kurt Shitter).

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (Zr554)

44 We need another memorial wall like the one for Viet Nam. With all the names of the people who died from this cursed "vax."

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (6Bc88)

45 To quote that paragon of ethics and honesty, Harry Reid, "It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: Minuteman at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (47/pr)

46 I've pointed this out before: the physical resemblance between Fauci and Lysenko is striking.
Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (2L+MU)

With more than a touch of Beria.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (l2QWF)

47 I'm still waiting for someone to do the all important Convenience Store/ Gas Station immunity study. I, honestly, think people who frequent such places for their daily coffee have a stronger immunity to various viruses and bacteria simply because they rarely clean those percolators and you are getting a manageable dose each visit.

Sort of like a snake charmer who allows himself to get bit to develop an immunity to the venom.

Now a joke. I am absolutely serious about this.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (dIske)

48 At this point, we need to bad the Democrat and anoint our emperor. Just get it the fuck over with.

No more rioting. It will neet with death.

No more harassment and intimidation. War

No more fraud or illegals, Jail, Deport, or death.

This cannot be allowed to continue. Jail these fucks now. Who gives a shit if they call us Nazis. Build the gulags and camps. Enough of these shit stains of social destruction.

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (XLfSN)

49 Due to his birth no one probably paid a ton of attention to me as I was a healthy and crazy little girl.

Posted by ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

You haven't changed a bit.

Posted by: Fun Times at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (oftw2)

50 He should be caught by anybodies. Underground trial and hang him underground.

Buried above ground.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (EyfuW)

51 The mRNA Covid vax was the largest experimental cancer drug test group ever in history and will be forever.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (KDPiq)

52 For me, all l’affaire de Covid produced was an even deeper mistrust of vaccines, and the ones who push them.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x)

53 *prolly oogle and lear at the server girls. Hope they have the heat turned down in there.*

That tavern ought to get the Quality Learing Center sign for their establishment. Do a few mods on the art work though so it isn't so creepy.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (a4flb)

54 Didn't Fauci have a part of the patent or one of the clot shots? Conflict of interest much? I guess the evil gnome does have family, he's such a dweeb I can't see why he would personally want money. Him drive a fast car? Take exotic vacations? do hookers and blow? Mayyybe, but Fauci seems like a real life quite old Sheldon who would never do any of the risky things that take lots of money.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (hhkIi)

55
The 2026 Annual American Cancer Society Report does not show good news.

Cancer diagnosis has broken out of even its novel post-Covid-vaccine inflection trend & is now in mild acceleration

The shot is full of contamination from DNA, SV40 segments and is apparently inducing auto-immunity. And now it seems that it is also oncogenic.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (rbvCR)

56 May I suggest that you wait until That Guy who Intones "Nothing will happen." makes it official before you actualize on that?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)

Sorry, you are right. I usually wait until after the "nothing will happen" guy chimes in, and then after the several scolds of the "nothing will happen" guy chime in before I say nothing will happen.


Yet, nothing will happen. Even if the nothing will happen guy does not intone here.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (ac3ch)

57 A lot of these posts, I read the headlines and straight to the comments.

Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 05:51 PM (T8bqm)

58 This weaselly cocksucker got a pardon, right? I’m still waiting for some ambitious red-state AG to induct him for something, or at least launch a big civil case against him. Waiting …

We despise scumcunts like Tish James and that Atlanta whore with the oozing grasping snatch. But you know what? I wish we had some of them on our side. This war. We play by Queensbury rules while the Democraps kick us in the nuts.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:48 PM (AuNgU)

I'm old enough to remember when there was talk of voiding all the autopen pardons.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:51 PM (l2QWF)

59 Every single church member that let a limp-wristed faggot lecture them yesterday should be embarrassed and ashamed. You had your ONE moment where you could have stood for something...and you *whiffed*.

So much for being a role model for your kids and grandkids. So much for "making a difference". You sat on your ass like a frightened school kid and you deserve to live your life in silent shame.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 05:51 PM (TN0g+)

60 >>A lot of these posts, I read the headlines and straight to the comments.


As is the Tradition.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 05:52 PM (ZcsJV)

61 57 A lot of these posts, I read the headlines and straight to the comments.
Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 05:51 PM (T8bqm)

Really, what more can be said about Covid??

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 05:52 PM (pDt9x)

62 Somewhere, Rand Paul is still threatening to investigate Fauci

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 05:52 PM (ZxPkt)

63 The vaccine wasn't about health, it was about getting Trump.

So everything Fauci did was successful, as he was successfully pardoned by the autopen he facilitated by his treachery.



Posted by: Minuteman at January 19, 2026 05:52 PM (47/pr)

64 Ever since that COVID shit show, every time I’m in the doctors office I’m angry, my blood pressure is sky high, and I just want to throttle the fuck.

“Get vaccinated … you’re being misled … don’t be foolish”.

And I have an echocardiogram tomorrow, that should be fun

Grrrrrrrr

Posted by: browndog on the Maid of the Mist at January 19, 2026 05:52 PM (pY+ea)

65 16 The government murdered my brother in law and this I will not forgive.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (jc0TO)

My father.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (6Bc8


My father, my brother.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 05:52 PM (rbvCR)

66 51 The mRNA Covid vax was the largest experimental cancer drug test group ever in history and will be forever.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (KDPiq)

It reignited my dad's prostate cancer, which was in remission for something like 20 years, and killed him within six months.

Of course, the hospital refused to treat him, because he was not entirely compos mentis due to age, and they decided he wasn't worth the trouble. Murderers all around.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (6Bc88)

67 What’s the joke, Orson?

Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (T8bqm)

68 With more than a touch of Beria. - BurtTC

Exactly so.

But the real Beria clone was that little sumbitch, Andrew Weissmann.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (2L+MU)

69 What can we do to Fauci? There must be something.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (s0JqF)

70 Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (dIske

Keeping your kids living in a cleanliness bubble will do a lot more harm than good.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (KDPiq)

71 "Fauci Knew That Natural Immunity Far Surpassed the Non-Immunity Conferred by the Covid Non-Vaccine"

I'm no biologist, but somehow at the time I figured that was the case. And I'm just a stupid commenter on the internets.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (vFG9F)

72 Yet, nothing will happen. Even if the nothing will happen guy does not intone here.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (ac3ch)

It's like when your grandma says "I love you" every time you see her, or talk to her on the phone.

Hell, I know that grandma, you don't have to say it every time.

Except yeah, if she didn't, I sure would miss it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (l2QWF)

73 I'm old enough to remember when there was talk of voiding all the autopen pardons.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:51 PM (l2QWF)
-------
I'm pretty sure there's a blue-ribbon committee working on this right now. Real top-men.

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (G/LYz)

74 Yet, nothing will happen. Even if the nothing will happen guy does not intone here.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 19, 2026 05:50 PM (ac3ch)

It's a big question in philosophy: if the guy who says "nothing will happen" says nothing, what happens?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2026 05:54 PM (YWB+v)

75 Still enough time to stock up on Febreeze

@iAnonPatriot 2h BREAKING
Tomorrow at 3 PM, MILLIONS of liberals across the country will be STORMING their local congressional offices..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (mlg/3)

76 Once I was over the chinese lung rot I was tested for antibodies and they stopped counting after a certain point. I didn’t need the shot after that although it was pushed on me constantly. Haven’t had any vaccines since.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (2NHgQ)

77 Exactly so.

But the real Beria clone was that little sumbitch, Andrew Weissmann.
Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (2L+MU)

Goebbels too.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (GSD/O)

78 It's a big question in philosophy: if the guy who says "nothing will happen" says nothing, what happens?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2026 05:54 PM


It begins?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (jc0TO)

79 "What can we do to Fauci? There must be something.
Posted by: Eeyore "

Something, something, army ants.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

80 Dr. Faucistein should be sentenced to have his head permanently locked in a mesh cage filled with thousands of diseased sand flies.

For THE SCIENCE™!

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (iDAZI)

81 And every doctor knew that quarantining healthy people only compounds the problem with a virus. By not letting the virus run its course it just extended the length of the pandemic.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (KDPiq)

82
Re Fauci quote about intimidating people into
dropping their "ideological bullshit" against the mRNA 'vaccine.'

The primary objections to it were not ideological; rtgey were that (i) the vaccine doesn't work, (ii) it's actually harmful and dangerous, (iii) the Wuhan virus was not nearly as deadly as claimed, especially for the young.

The ideology was coming from the other side. And it was a cover for social control and looting vast sums of government money.

That arrogant little asshole criminal Fauci. And his cronies God damn.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (VWtfl)

83 I spent the holidays working in a chicken vaccine plant. Big Farma still had all the covid BS up.

Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (T8bqm)

84 Those bullshit "COVID vax" gave my wife CANCER

I want justice by any means necessary

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (XLfSN)

85 It's a big question in philosophy: if the guy who says "nothing will happen" says nothing, what happens?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2026 05:54 PM (YWB+v)

Schrodinger's "nothing will happen" guy!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:56 PM (GSD/O)

86 Unexpectedly!

/obligatory

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 05:56 PM (iDAZI)

87 Fauci skated. Will die rich, of old age.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (pDt9x)

88 Still enough time to stock up on Febreeze

@iAnonPatriot 2h BREAKING
Tomorrow at 3 PM, MILLIONS of liberals across the country will be STORMING their local congressional offices..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (mlg/3)
—-

Lume. And whatever you use on genital crabs.

‘Millions’ = 786. And they’re storming their own congressman’s offices?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (AuNgU)

89 Common aspirin stops covid from infecting cells?
-
Can't make $4000 a dose on aspirin, though.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (vSvIl)

90 We're composing a Sternly Worded Letter.

Posted by: Senator Clutch McCrotcherson at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (fnZRl)

91 you should be aware that they now have mRNA vaccines for dogs and cats. Rabies vaccine is one of them. Some vets can get you the old style rabies vaccine, but you have to check with your vet about what they use.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (+mUZM)

92 70 Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (dIske

Keeping your kids living in a cleanliness bubble will do a lot more harm than good.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:53 PM (KDPiq)

_______________________

No where is that more obvious than showing the statistics of rural kids vs. urban kids in reference to allergies.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)

93 What more can be said 'bout covid.
Well, my neighbor had cancer , two diff. sites and is in remission. My next door neighbor survived major heart attack and partial tear of aorta arch. At least 66% of my neighbors are vacc'd. Death and harm goes on.

Posted by: kingsman at January 19, 2026 05:58 PM (ehY6c)

94 "What can we do to Fauci? There must be something.
Posted by: Eeyore "

Something, something, army ants.
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

I keep forgetting her name, but there was the blonde gal who had all sorts of memos and videos of all the connected dots, between Fauci, WHO, Gates, Big Pharma, and everyone else who were involved in all this.

The impression I had was Fauci was low middle management of the operation.

And the gal who had all the receipts was eventually deplatformed. because of course she was.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:59 PM (GSD/O)

95 Update: Common aspirin stops covid from infecting cells?


The Branch Covidians will now start screeching that Aspirin needs to be banned.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 05:59 PM (sAmhv)

96 Maybe we can use Fauci to test everything. And I mean everything. Start with the red hot pokers. They must cure something.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 05:59 PM (s0JqF)

97 Nobody died or suffered any side effects from the COVID vaccine. That's all crackpot tinfoil hat nonsense from conspiracy theorists who faked all those VAERS reports. Don't believe in facts, believe in SCIENCE™!

Posted by: Things I learned here, oddly enough at January 19, 2026 05:59 PM (TbWk/)

98 My prayer is that we don’t get fooled again.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 06:00 PM (pDt9x)

99
I believe that the mRNA not-vaccines were found to actually undo natural corona virus resistance. Resistance to other things too, like cancer in remission coming back. They distorted and screwed up the immune system.

Criminals.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 06:00 PM (VWtfl)

100 On the bright side Fauci also killed a lot of promiscuous homosexual men.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 19, 2026 06:00 PM (wBaIH)

101 Vitamin D was also effective at warding off COVID. Again, though, there was no real money in sunshine and supplements

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 06:01 PM (G/LYz)

102 I'm still waiting for someone to do the all important Convenience Store/ Gas Station immunity study. I, honestly, think people who frequent such places for their daily coffee have a stronger immunity to various viruses and bacteria simply because they rarely clean those percolators and you are getting a manageable dose each visit.


I used to joke about the broad spectrum inoculation from swimming in open water.

After research, you are basically restating the Hygiene Hypothesis or Old Friends Hypothesis. Your thinking works if children have access to the coffee pot, but adults are largely unaffected due to immunities picked up earlier in life.

Toxic bacteria is still toxic bacteria. Exposure to small doeses at a time doesn't improve your immune system.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 06:01 PM (a4flb)

103 Isn't there a Superfund site that can be named after the guy?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 19, 2026 06:01 PM (gf7Ez)

104 What can we do to Fauci? There must be something.

I can take him into my garage and use my bolt cutters on his scrotum then make him clean up the mess.

Better than nothing.

Posted by: Snip Snip at January 19, 2026 06:01 PM (R/m4+)

105 You slap the hot iron to it AFTER the injury. So wait until the ants are done.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:01 PM (vFG9F)

106 Heh. Aspirin, is there nothing it can't do?

Ok alot. But it still is a freaking champ.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2026 06:01 PM (n5tGW)

107 The Reagan library held a year-end event in December 2019. Lots of A and B list names gathered from around the world. The X was working it. Mid-January, when COVID was thought to be still in Europe, she came down with a nasty flu that damn-near killed her.

Little tried to convince her to go to the ER. Took her a month to recover, and most of that time, she was bedridden. Her refusal to go to the ER probably saved her life.

When I finally saw her, she looked like hell. Very thin. Had a scarf around her head. I asked Little about it after she left. He explained her hair fell out while she was sick. Jeeeezz.

Through all of this, my son spent hours in close quarters with her. Never got so much as a sniffle. When the lock down madness happened, I figured he and I were already exposed.

I also thought the X would have valuable antibodies in her blood that might serve others. Maybe there would be a national blood drive to meet this pandemic head on. I miss the days when I had hope in government health institutions....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 19, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)

108 Where is that little fucking rat ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2026 06:02 PM (NtVYv)

109 On the bright side Fauci also killed a lot of promiscuous homosexual men.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 19, 2026 06:00 PM (wBaIH)


And orphans and kids in foster care. They were used to test AZT and related "cocktails"
Some of the kids figured out it was making them sick and refused. They were not allowed to refuse.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:02 PM (rbvCR)

110 It's a big question in philosophy: if the guy who says "nothing will happen" says nothing, what happens?

Nothing. Then we wait for the nothing will happen guy to show up for that nothing will happen moment. Then, if he fails to show up for that the cycle repeats in a never ending nothing will happen cycle.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 19, 2026 06:02 PM (ac3ch)

111 you should be aware that they now have mRNA vaccines for dogs and cats. Rabies vaccine is one of them. Some vets can get you the old style rabies vaccine, but you have to check with your vet about what they use.
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (+mUZM)

I recall Bret Weinstein saying he was very excited when he first learned about mRNA research, saying the breakthroughs that could come from it was extraordinarily useful.

And then he saw what they were doing with the Covid.

The risk, I suppose, is it stays in the hands of monsters, but it could be like nukular energy, where we ought to be doing so much more with it, but we can't because people freak out when they hear nukular.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:03 PM (GSD/O)

112 One of the doctors on X who was treated COVID patients with ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, etc. says that if she vaccinated the 6,000 patients she treated, she would have made more than $35,000,000.

Yes, $35 MILLION.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR)

113 6 What was really in that "vaccine" that fauci was pushing?
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (IifOV)

Money. Lots of money.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 06:03 PM (MZ+PY)

114 @iAnonPatriot 2h BREAKING
Tomorrow at 3 PM, MILLIONS of liberals across the country will be STORMING their local congressional offices..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (mlg/3)

About what ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 06:03 PM (VE6XX)

115 And orphans and kids in foster care. They were used to test AZT and related "cocktails"
Some of the kids figured out it was making them sick and refused. They were not allowed to refuse.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:02 PM (rbvCR)

That's some Mengele shit right there. Fauci should burn in hell.

Posted by: Most evil "scientist" of this century at January 19, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)

116 And yet

People are still Testing and masking and getting boosted every nine months.

A lot of people were broken. A lot of friendships dissolved. Trust in medicine has evaporated.

Was it worth it, Dr Fauci?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 06:04 PM (IhIKR)

117 >>Vitamin D was also effective at warding off COVID. Again, though, there was no real money in sunshine and supplements



A Nebulizer and a mild Peroxide Solution also stopped it in its tracks.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:04 PM (ZcsJV)

118 The aspirin thing reinforces my view that humans are fundamentally stupid. We can learn things, especially when idealogues are not confusing us, but it often takes us a long time to discover simple things.

Posted by: Dave at January 19, 2026 06:04 PM (sbsMc)

119 My prayer is that we don’t get fooled again.
Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 06:00 PM (pDt9x)

you axed for it !

https://tinyurl.com/h6scyv9d

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 06:04 PM (g47mK)

120 The covid BS pushed my distrust of medical industry to 100%. I scalded my foot 2-3 years ago. Probably would have been good to have it checked out, but I just went "meh they can't do anything more for a burn then antibiotic ointment and bandage and I can do that myself"

I've always rather been that way anyway but it is now past logical cynicism; I would make myself go see a doc for a bleeding wound or broken bone but I know I should do some of the screeening tests but I don't.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (hhkIi)

121 "MILLIONS of liberals across the country will be STORMING their local congressional offices.."

As Chris Plante likes to point out, those people are not liberal. We are more liberal than those nuts.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

122 BurtTC it was Emerald Robinson

Posted by: DanMa'am at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (8uzBS)

123 I saw a youngish couple at the grocery store the other day who were masked up. God help us.

Posted by: I see retarded people. All the time. at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (TbWk/)

124 26 Trump trusted him

Trump was hoodwinked by quite a few people during his first admin. I'd like to think he knows the game a bit better now.
Posted by: Halfhand at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (+Zbod)


Trump also had trust in advisors that were pushing back on Fauci as well. It was the media that pushed Fauci as the be all end all and one that must be listened to because he was not a Trump appointee. They went with Fauci and that dumb cunt whatever her name was that needed to be listened to as the ultimate experts of what must be done.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (3tZV2)

125 >>The aspirin thing reinforces my view that humans are fundamentally stupid. We can learn things, especially when idealogues are not confusing us, but it often takes us a long time to discover simple things.


"Oh, my glasses are on my head!"

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (ZcsJV)

126 Nobody died or suffered any side effects from the COVID vaccine. That's all crackpot tinfoil hat nonsense from conspiracy theorists who faked all those VAERS reports. Don't believe in facts, believe in SCIENCE™!
Posted by: Things I learned here, oddly enough at January 19, 2026 05:59 PM (TbWk/)

People get shit wrong here all the time. Some are big enough to admit it, some aren't. So be it.

But nobody likes the "I told you so" guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (GSD/O)

127 One of the doctors on X who was treated COVID patients with ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, etc. says that if she vaccinated the 6,000 patients she treated, she would have made more than $35,000,000.

Yes, $35 MILLION.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR)


Dr Casey Means. Now nominated by Pres Trump to be Medical Director in the Regular Corps of the Public Health Service

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:06 PM (rbvCR)

128 There is a reason joe biden gave fauci et. al. presidential pardons.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 06:06 PM (0N4FZ)

129 They went with Fauci and that dumb cunt whatever her name was that needed to be listened to as the ultimate experts of what must be done.

Deborah Birx

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (sGgMH)

130 A Nebulizer and a mild Peroxide Solution also stopped it in its tracks.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:04 PM (ZcsJV)
-------
GArREtt sAiD to InJect BLeach!!! He SaiD BLeach!

Such bullshit they fed us

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (bx0xv)

131 BurtTC it was Emerald Robinson
Posted by: DanMa'am at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (8uzBS)

Ooh, she's lovely, but that's not the one I was thinking of.

Who says all blondes are dumb.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (GSD/O)

132 I saw a youngish couple at the grocery store the other day who were masked up. God help us.
Posted by: I see retarded people. All the time. at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (TbWk/)

I still see that a lot as well. And it runs the gamut, young, old, white, brown. Hell, my office mates were bragging about getting the booster again this fall.

I wonder how they'd react if I let slip that I never got the clot shot, let alone any of the "boosters."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (0aYVJ)

133 129 They went with Fauci and that dumb cunt whatever her name was that needed to be listened to as the ultimate experts of what must be done.

Deborah Birx
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (sGgMH)

But she wore nice scarves...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 06:08 PM (VE6XX)

134 And orphans and kids in foster care. They were used to test AZT and related "cocktails"
Some of the kids figured out it was making them sick and refused. They were not allowed to refuse.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:02 PM (rbvCR)

-------------

"Vie have vays of making you grok ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 06:08 PM (EhvIe)

135 100 On the bright side Fauci also killed a lot of promiscuous homosexual men.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 19, 2026 06:00 PM (wBaIH)

One way of knocking out the competition, eh Doc?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 06:08 PM (MZ+PY)

136 They went with Fauci and that dumb cunt whatever her name was
-
Deborah Birx.

Who bragged after the fact about her ability to scare everyone into doing what they were told.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 06:08 PM (vSvIl)

137 These nazis ain't kosher, animal.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 06:09 PM (Kt19C)

138

I can't remember which city closed up first, maybe San Francisco?

I told my husband it was crazy, how could an entire city shut down.

Little did I know the entire country would be shut down.

Fauci and his cohorts are evil devils.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:09 PM (3ek7K)

139 I wonder how they'd react if I let slip that I never got the clot shot, let alone any of the "boosters."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (0aYVJ)

---------------

""WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MURDER US, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 06:09 PM (EhvIe)

140 That's some Mengele shit right there. Fauci should burn in hell.

Barring repentance, he will.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 06:09 PM (sGgMH)

141 BurtTC it was Emerald Robinson
Posted by: DanMa'am at January 19, 2026 06:05 PM (8uzBS)

Ooh, she's lovely, but that's not the one I was thinking of.

Who says all blondes are dumb.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (GSD/O)
———


Plandemic documentary?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 06:10 PM (AuNgU)

142 The longer justice is delayed the more likely teams of Luigi Mangiones will emerge to administer vigilante justice, and imperfect as it may be, it will be justice all the same. And juries that have been starved of justice will convert the vigilante justice into legitimized justice.

The left, with their "ends justify the means ethos", will long for the days that the normies and the right felt a constraint by the law that the left always lack.

"It worked, didn't it?" Until it didn't.

This is why I hate communists.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 19, 2026 06:10 PM (47/pr)

143 Interesting about aspirin (I am still not being productive with stuff around the house).MLK Day!

In WWI 1918 Influenza, aspirin was new. No antibiotics, either. Unfortunately docs did not dose well & basically killed soldiers with aspirin, trying to control the cytokine storm of inflammation. One doc used baking soda in water. His patients survived, whereas the patients on aspirin became acidotic.

Inflammation is important to keep down & avoid organ damage in flu or stupid covid, which I have had at least twice.

I will now take aspirin.

In a normal virus a bit of a fever is good with neutrophils (white cells) eating the virus. Our sons had a mystery virus of no symptoms but super high fevers in elementary school. I am pretty sure I was alone telling sons to imagine PAC MEN as their neutrophils as I dosed them and cold compresses to their foreheads. They would agree their mother was never boring but pretty weird.

This is called phagocytosis.Not faggy at all

Aspirin did work for birth control to keep one between my knees (not really as I did not date much). I read it or to take it with a Coke. Something to do with a Coke (which does cure headaches with Advil). The End.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:11 PM (WONhk)

144 Fauci should be locked in a room 24/7/365/ for life with something like Roseanne or Ellen or The View on the teevee.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 06:11 PM (6CO1G)

145 Fauci makes me pray that God has a bigger imagination than I do, because I can't begin to picture a fate as bad as he deserves.

Posted by: Wenda at January 19, 2026 06:12 PM (8Z5WX)

146 I am sure Fauci will go to Hell
He had committed crimes against humanity

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)

147 I wonder how they'd react if I let slip that I never got the clot shot, let alone any of the "boosters."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (0aYVJ)

I didn't get the clot shot either. When I went in for my kidney stone removal I was afraid they would give me one when I was under. I filled out paperwork under duress from pain and checked no under the question whether I had the shot. I would have lied and said yes if I had thought about it.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 06:13 PM (KDPiq)

148 Vitamin D was also effective at warding off COVID. Again, though, there was no real money in sunshine and supplements

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 06:01 PM (G/LYz)

I thought that since he'd been to the hospital recently and got diagnosed as Stage 3b/5 for kidney injury, Pooky would wind up with the same puke-up-your-toenails virus as the rest of us. Nope! He's been taking Vitamin D, potassium and calcium, as well as drinking tons of whole milk.

Posted by: pookysgirl's immune system is French at January 19, 2026 06:14 PM (Wt5PA)

149
134 129 They went with Fauci and that dumb cunt whatever her name was that needed to be listened to as the ultimate experts of what must be done.

Deborah Birx
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 06:07 PM (sGgMH)

But she wore nice scarves...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 06:08 PM

------

Concealing her turkey neck really enhanced her scientific credibility with the public.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 06:14 PM (VWtfl)

150 My county seat here in rural south Georgia shut down during COVID (college town), but the county did not. I switched to grocery shopping in a nearby small town IGA. I never did get the vaxx, despite a lot of pressure to do so.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 06:14 PM (sGgMH)

151 Fauci's investments are more important than science. He is science and he's smaat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 06:14 PM (PTsqM)

152 109 Jeebus. Like being a Bills fan -- just when you think it can't get worse...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at January 19, 2026 06:14 PM (wBaIH)

153
I also thought the X would have valuable antibodies in her blood that might serve others. Maybe there would be a national blood drive to meet this pandemic head on. I miss the days when I had hope in government health institutions....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 19, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)

Their actions give the game away, it's all about enriching themselves and their comrades with public money and the only thing I wonder now is, was every institution always corrupt while also incompetent and I just didn't know? When did this happen?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 06:14 PM (nO8M5)

154 >> Unfortunately docs did not dose well & basically killed soldiers with aspirin,

I remember reading a good history of that. They had no idea what the dosing was, and they gave well over the lethal dose of aspirin in many cases.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)

155 I read it or to take it with a Coke. Something to do with a Coke (which does cure headaches with Advil). The End.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:11 PM (WONhk)


Caffeine accelerating the effects of the ibuprofen? I mean isn't one of the over the counter pain meds just ibuprofen or acetominophen plus caffeine? Excedrin maybe? I don't know I just stick with ibuprofen.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2026 06:15 PM (3tZV2)

156 Tomorrow at 3 PM, MILLIONS of liberals across the country will be STORMING their local congressional offices..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (mlg/3)

About what ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 06:03 PM (VE6XX)

There have been ads all over YouTube and some cable channels by Dems begging for people to donate to the DNC. Warren was one of the scumsuckers in the ads. They must be hurting.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 19, 2026 06:16 PM (5xuJ/)

157 “Trust the Science!”

I think they killed whatever trust was left. If it ain’t dead, it sure smells like it.

Then they parade those whack bitches before congress who can’t acknowledge that makes cannot get pregnant.

Only sustained deliberate enemy action can create this kind of chaos and absurdity.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 06:16 PM (N7Ml+)

158 mRNA was Somali level fraud.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 06:16 PM (6CO1G)

159 Caffeine + aspirin = BC Powder. That's why they work so good.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

160 Plandemic documentary?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 06:10 PM (AuNgU)

Nah, the gal I'm thinking of did videos where she showed all the people who were connected by various NGOs, WHO, Bill Gates, Fauci, and other government "scientists."

She had charts, memos, who was on who's board... and videos of conferences where they were talking about the expected pandemic, years earlier.

Can't find her using DDG search. All I get are videos and articles from 2020, "debunking" the conspiracy theories.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:17 PM (nfH2c)

161 Like what? Hiring Daboll ?

Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 06:17 PM (CI8I+)

162 So tomorrow afternoon the Civil War starts
Should be fun

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0)

163 The emails add heft to prior claims by a now-former Food and Drug Administration adviser, going back four years, that the feds ultimately rejected natural immunity as an exemption to vaccine mandates for bureaucratic reasons and kept pushing vaccines on all ages and conditions for the sake of simpler messaging, not science.

So pharmaceutical corporations profits and jumping at the chance to force mRNA 'vaccines' on the public in a global-scale medical experiment had nothing to do with it, right?

Right?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

164 Bob’s synopsis: they murdered millions engineering a virus, thousands more pushing a deadly vaccine, ruined careers of people unwilling to take said vaccine, misrepresented the actual settled science of natural immunity, and it turns out the cure was “take two aspirin and call me in the morning”? Mistakes were made. Eggs/omelets etc.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 19, 2026 06:18 PM (IX8iX)

165 If you want to really kick it up, down the BC Powder with a Coke and after the foaming and gagging your headache will be GONE!

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

166 Eggs/omelets etc.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 19, 2026 06:18 PM (IX8iX)

As they say, we never do seem to get the omelet.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:19 PM (nfH2c)

167 A couple of years ago, at one of those tables at the airport where you can set up your laptop, a masked-up young guy probably in his late 20s was sitting there just looking at his phone. Standing close by was an elderly woman who couldn't find a place to sit.

I stood right behind the rude bastard and started coughing loudly. He quickly got up and left. I stood by the seat and pointed to her and then the empty seat. She gave me a great smile as she headed over and was laughing as she said thanks.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 19, 2026 06:20 PM (gf7Ez)

168 Yeah, they noted that this new-fangled Aspirin was effective against fever, and some doctors were prescribing it by the handfuls, maybe 80 or 100 tablets. Oops.

The “Spanish Flu” was called that, because neutral Spain had the only newspapers where news of it wasn’t censored. Ft Riley may not have been the origin but it spread like wildfire there.

It hit young folks the worst, and very quickly. Feel fine in the morning. Sick by noon. Dead by evening.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 06:20 PM (N7Ml+)

169
Yep, in some cases, they gave aspirin doses of **30 g** per day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 06:20 PM (w6EFb)

170

I believe if the next president is a DEMONCRAT we'll have another fake pandemic.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:20 PM (3ek7K)

171 J6 walking through the Capitol building an insurrection.

J20 storming the actual offices of Congressmen aok.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 06:20 PM (KDPiq)

172 Some sick Riding by Remy Metailler:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=6X8JukoGC9o

Dude has insane skills.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 06:20 PM (ZcsJV)

173 off-topic:

Manic Pixie Girl loves England:

---------------

Will AI Memes Save England?

/I'm surprised they haven't started arresting those creating, sharing, and viewing them yet ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 06:21 PM (EhvIe)

174 Don't worry, I hear the clinical trial had quite a large sample size. I'm sure they learned.... something.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (l2QWF
*****
Somalis taught us to lear.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 06:21 PM (6CO1G)

175 @iAnonPatriot 2h BREAKING
Tomorrow at 3 PM, MILLIONS of liberals across the country will be STORMING their local congressional offices..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM (mlg/3)

About what ?
Posted by: It's me donna

They haven't decided yet

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 19, 2026 06:21 PM (ItWcy)

176 I remember having to be vaccinated as a condition of employment. Even had to submit the vaccine series number and the date it was administered.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 06:21 PM (lJ0H4)

177 Caffeine accelerating the effects of the ibuprofen? I mean isn't one of the over the counter pain meds just ibuprofen or acetominophen plus caffeine? Excedrin maybe? I don't know I just stick with ibuprofen.

Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2026 06:15 PM (3tZV2)

Midol is basically Tylenol plus caffeine. I can take it, despite my intolerance to caffeine, because it hits my system before it gets to my large intestine. But wowee, it gets me WIRED because my body's not used to it.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows some medicine at January 19, 2026 06:21 PM (Wt5PA)

178 I see the "media" says it's okay to storm Church services if the Pastor is affiliated with ICE

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 06:22 PM (VE6XX)

179 They decide when they get there, and told then what their demands are

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:22 PM (Ia/+0)

180 … the only thing I wonder now is, was every institution always corrupt while also incompetent and I just didn't know? When did this happen?

Do you think the well coordinated post midnight cheat in the 2020 presidential election was a first time occurrence? Six states, all deciding to throw out observers and do some late night counting on their own, was just a coincidence? Things like that take some planning. It’s been going on for years!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 06:23 PM (sGgMH)

181 Late to the thread, but I don't hate these people enough.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 06:24 PM (Wnv9h)

182 I remember having to be vaccinated as a condition of employment. Even had to submit the vaccine series number and the date it was administered.
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 06:21 PM (lJ0H4)

I was fortunate to work for a company that never did that. they barely complied at all with the numerous other mandates, and were not about to knuckle under.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 19, 2026 06:24 PM (0aYVJ)

183
We lived in South Carolina during the pandemic. Hubby, my sister and myself.

For three years we never saw any family because they were all scared they would give us the fake flu because we are old.

We never got sick and didn't get the killer shots.

The family relations were and are not the same now.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:24 PM (3ek7K)

184 I remember having to be vaccinated as a condition of employment. Even had to submit the vaccine series number and the date it was administered.
Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 06:21 PM (lJ0H4)

A few friends walked away from their job, including a nurse. There was no way they were going to play games with their health. They all found work in other occupations. The nurse actually started her own little business providing in home care for elderly people.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 19, 2026 06:25 PM (5xuJ/)

185 Congressman have at least two local offices in their district and they are never in them. Congress is in session so maybe they can all show up there.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 06:25 PM (0KSrI)

186 More Russian snowfall

this is planet Hoth-level stuff

https://tinyurl.com/mt8xvp9y

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 06:26 PM (ZxPkt)

187 178 Before I moved south I never heard of BC or Goody's powders, used a lot for pain relief. Basic ingredients are a lot of aspirin (about 1K MG), bicarbonate of soda, and caffeine. The stuff will get the job done.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 06:27 PM (gm9Sb)

188 I got 52 COVID Shots so far and look at me. I am perfectly fine and never got Covid while I was Sultan of Brunei.

Never any effects to my Brain or Memory and thanks to Dr. Demento and the Rabies Vaccines Studies.

Posted by: Blo Jiden at January 19, 2026 06:27 PM (USZhS)

189 In his book “The Great Influenza”, author John Barry supported the idea that it first broke out in rural Haskell County. Kansas. Spread to Ft Riley, then to the trenches and to the world.

He provided some very good evidence, such as a rural doctor who kept meticulous notes, and who described the symptoms of an unknown disease he was seeing several months before the Camp Riley breakout.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 06:29 PM (8YGuO)

190 Then he should be held liable and responsible for all those Deaths and get the Electric Chair or Lethal Injection and Lawsuits by the Families of the Victims

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 06:30 PM (FLiOE)

191

One day during the pandemic my husband told me if he got the fake flu shit and died he would at least have a change of scenery.

I think he was talking about me, lmao.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:30 PM (3ek7K)

192 More Russian snowfall

this is planet Hoth-level stuff

https://tinyurl.com/mt8xvp9y

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 06:26 PM (ZxPkt)

I've never understood why "In The Bleak Midwinter" was a Christmas song, being that Christmas is 4 days after the start of winter.

Posted by: pookysgirl, always pedantic at January 19, 2026 06:30 PM (Wt5PA)

193 I am pretty sure I was alone telling sons to imagine PAC MEN as their neutrophils as I dosed them and cold compresses to their foreheads. They would agree their mother was never boring but pretty weird.

This is called phagocytosis.Not faggy at all

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:11 PM (WONhk)


You should watch the movie Osmosis Jones (2001).
It's half animation, half live-action, with Bill Murray and Chris Rock as the voice of the title character.

It explains all of these body processes in quite an entertaining way.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 06:31 PM (6ydKt)

194 It's a big question in philosophy: if the guy who says "nothing will happen" says nothing, what happens?

Nothing. Then we wait for the nothing will happen guy to show up for that nothing will happen moment. Then, if he fails to show up for that the cycle repeats in a never ending nothing will happen cycle.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life


It's the Nothing..... all the way down.

Posted by: Pyornkrachzark at January 19, 2026 06:31 PM (VHUov)

195 I never recommended the covid shot to any of my patients. Instead, a shot of whiskey with a quick chaser. Three times a day. Or as needed. *hic*

Posted by: Dr. Vinnie Boombatz at January 19, 2026 06:32 PM (5xuJ/)

196 I put my trust in GOD and not Dr. Strangelove/Biden for my health...

I chose wisely by not getting the Wuhan Flu Shot.....

Posted by: Jackson at January 19, 2026 06:32 PM (J9q9v)

197 But she wore nice scarves...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 06:08 PM
.................

This ticked me off as I was known, at the time, to wear nice scarves.

I want to send Fauci to either Somolia or the unknown tribe in the Amazon Rain Forest. Either/or. I can see his dwarfy self now, hands raised to come in peace. Then one of the men puts a spear into him and dat's all, folks!
Looney Tune Music!

I really should be in charge of deportations.
Illegals
Liberals
Lesbians
Fauci
Don Lemon
Governors of Blue States
Referees
CNN
*This list can grow on any day as I am in charge *

A lottery of either Somolia or El Salvador Prison or the unknown Amazon Tribe. So it would be fair.

First they would have to listen to Celine Dion 24/hrs a day. After being injected with nasty things Fauci gave to monkeys and beagles. Then deported wearing diapers and stacked like cord wood in C-17's, including the baggage area. Too bad if you arrive frozen and blue.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 06:32 PM (WONhk)

198 Still enough time to stock up on Febreeze
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 05:55 PM


Is this foreshadowing an appearance of penguins in the Café?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 06:33 PM (0sNs1)

199 That little weasel is going to die of old age before anything is done to him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 06:33 PM (zNcSj)

200 O/T , but after promoting Balestenian, Hezbollah and Jihadi "flags" everywhere, including Christmas markets, the European enforcers are trying their best to ban real (sun and lion) Iranian, anti mullah flags.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 06:33 PM (g47mK)

201 Two of the easiest places to contract a bug from another person are in a car or elevator. November, 2019 I gave my sick neighbor a ride to her doctor. Two days later I was sick. Both of us showing symptoms like Covid 19 except Covid 19 wasn't a thing then. Neither of us got the shot or were sick like that afterwards.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 06:34 PM (gm9Sb)

202 My local congressional office is about a mile from me in the uptown area. My congresscritter is a big time lefty, Pat Ryan. After the Israelis fought back after 10/7 there were large protests outside his office with people trying to push there way in. I love me some leftist on leftist violence

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 06:34 PM (PTsqM)

203 ‘Millions’ = 786. And they’re storming their own congressman’s offices?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:57 PM (AuNgU)
----
They aren't quite the tactical geniuses they think they are.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 06:34 PM (ESVrU)

204
More Russian snowfall

this is planet Hoth-level stuff

https://tinyurl.com/mt8xvp9y
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 06:26 PM (ZxPkt)



My first field problem when I was stationed in Alaska was securing the pipeline terminal at Valdez. The access road had to be tunneled through about 20 ft of ground snow.

I thought that was extreme, the Russian stuff makes that look like a brief dusting that melts within 20 minutes. Damn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 06:34 PM (y9nCu)

205 Be quick! There's a NOOD!

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 06:35 PM (VHUov)

206 The Jan 6 image of Congresscritters cowering under their seats is seared, SEARED, into my memory.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 06:36 PM (vFG9F)

207

It will be interesting tomorrow here in Wyoming to see how many wackos storm Congressional offices.

We have some liberal wacko places like Cheyenne and Laramie.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (3ek7K)

208 Its mixed in co-workers, a few haven't had the fake vax, wife or me haven't

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)

209 195 Brought up here in the past. During the Spanish Flu pandemic, a Marine Regiment had been dispatched to France for WW1. Peace broke out. The Marines were assigned duties as orderlies and litter bearers for flu victims. The regimental CO was a man of means in private life and provided a rum ration, pint a day, to each of his Marines. None got sick.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 06:38 PM (gm9Sb)

210 Caffeine accelerating the effects of the ibuprofen? I mean isn't one of the over the counter pain meds just ibuprofen or acetominophen plus caffeine? Excedrin maybe? I don't know I just stick with ibuprofen.
Posted by: buzzion at January 19, 2026 06:15 PM (3tZV2)


Aspirin is an anti-inflammatory, and caffeine is a vasodilator (makes the capillaries expand). Both of those help with headaches. I had a GF who would do both in large amounts for her migranes.
Nicotine can help too, it can reduce the allergic response that can lead to a bad reaction (I think cytokines but I forget) that will also lead to inflammation.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:38 PM (rbvCR)

211 "Common aspirin stops covid from infecting cells?"

Bayer announces itty-bitty aspirin pills in 0.1ng cell-sized doses. Orange-flavored! Cells love em!
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 05:47 PM (N8ZBc)

Interesting that just about the only meds I take is aspirin and I never got covid. Had to take a vax for business reasons due to fascism.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2026 06:39 PM (8avO+)

212 Eggs/omelets etc.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 19, 2026 06:18 PM (IX8iX)

As they say, we never do seem to get the omelet.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 06:19 PM (nfH2c)

Funny how the people speaking like that are never one of the eggs that gets used up in making those omelets. If they were first in line for the consequences they might gain some perspective.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 19, 2026 06:43 PM (8avO+)

213 Then he should be held liable and responsible for all those Deaths and get the Electric Chair or Lethal Injection and Lawsuits by the Families of the Victims
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 06:30 PM (FLiOE)

Justice would involve executions using farming implements. Anything short of that is just taking out the garbage.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:45 PM (rbvCR)

214 narf

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 06:45 PM (rbvCR)

215 THC helps too. ;->

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 19, 2026 06:45 PM (KAi1n)

216 >>>The regimental CO was a man of means in private life and provided a rum ration, pint a day, to each of his Marines. None got sick.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
---

There was a rumor, I think in Briton - sounds like Ireland - anyway, that drinkers didn't catch covid.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 06:47 PM (zNcSj)

217 Justice would involve executions using farming implements. Anything short of that is just taking out the garbage.
Posted by: Kindltot
---------

Tie his limbs to a mule, a donkey, a horse and a cow to see which one pulls the hardest.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 06:50 PM (zNcSj)

218 This happens when you read too much and don't just, you know, snark off.

HIND TIT !!!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 06:54 PM (zNcSj)

219 FDA: Suzanna’s Kitchen Recalls Ready-To-Eat Grilled Chicken Breast Fillet Products due to Possible Listeria Contamination

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 06:54 PM (mlg/3)

220 *prolly oogle and lear at the server girls. Hope they have the heat turned down in there.*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (Zr554)


Leer. Leer is a manner of looking at someone.

Lear is a jet.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 19, 2026 06:55 PM (FMtrg)

221 The front man. Without his wife, he probably couldn't wipe his own butt.

But then his wife was let go, Politico, 4/2025, 'Fauci allies, Covid vaccine officials get ax at NIH'

("Kennedy on Tuesday fired Fauci’s wife, Christine Grady, and reassigned at least three of Fauci’s longtime colleagues at the National Institutes of Health, as part of a purge of senior officials involved in the government’s development and distribution of the Covid vaccine, eight people familiar with the matter said.")

And being a vengeful man, he circled back to imply the Trump administration anti-LGBTQ...("In addition to purging leadership at NIH and FDA, Kennedy ordered cuts to a range of divisions focused on HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases — the area where Fauci first gained prominence as a leader of the government’s response to the AIDS epidemic. The moves follow a crackdown already underway on grants related to Covid and vaccine hesitancy.")

He's never been wrong. He doesn't say, Sorry.

DW com: 11/2025 ''Josef Mengele: Portrait of a Nazi war criminal'

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 07:35 PM (NFX2v)

222 ...admitting the rigor of the massive Israeli study and worrying it might undermine its promotion of one-size-fits-all vaccination, massive payola from Big Pharma newly released emails show.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 19, 2026 11:42 PM (bufu1)

Harmeet Dhillon Prosecuting Church-Terrorists Under the KKK Act?

The KKK Act -- an act designed to criminalize the terrorism of the Klan -- makes it a federal offense to stop someone from exercising their civil rights by violence, threat, or force.

These dick-sucking demons, for example, might be prosecuted under the KKK Act.

Don Lemon has a new defense: If you object to him disrupting your attempts to pray to your God, you are exhibiting "white supremacy entitlement."

Don Lemon, who violated church-goers civil rights, now simpers that you musn't violate his civil rights to offend other people's civil rights.

Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer

19h

Activist narcissists will violate every boundary there is, interfere with your peaceful assembly, stop your worship, and then lecture you about the proper observance of both the First Amendment and your faith. Political DARVO.

"DARVO" is the antifa tactic: "Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender."

Over the holidays, Tim Walz fumed at the hypothetical possibility that ICE might pick up criminals exiting a church.

Where is his outrage now?


Below: The DOJ is looking through emails sent by Minnesota officials. They seem to be coordinating with left-wing antifa-style groups to track and attack ICE agents.

That, of course, is a conspiracy against federal law enforcement.


Kurt Schlichter responds to the blackpillers who never stop claiming we're being sold out.

Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

Let me do the competent lawyer thing again.

No, the DOJ has not arrested anybody yet. You are absolutely correct that that is not happened yet. That's because this isn't a TV show and the DOJ under @AGPamBond and @AAGDhillon are attempting to actually build cases rather than get one new cycle of coverage. Yes, there's evidence out there. There's video tapes. That's good evidence. But the existence of good evidence is not building a case. This is going to be one where they're going to face a judge and a jury pool that is biased against them, so they're going to need to do every single thing perfectly. That doesn't happen in five seconds.

Stop with this crap. This black pilling nonsense is freaking idiotic. You want to use the legal system, at least that's what you say. Well if that's what you mean then it's going to take time and all your frustration and crying and whining about it doesn't change that fact. If you want to do it right, you've got to do it right. That doesn't mean doing it fast.

Just stop it.

Conservatives have been out of power for our entire lives. And yes, that includes when "Republicans" are in power. We've defaulted to a standard operating procedure of crying "betrayal" and prophecizing doom.

But this is wrongheaded when we actually have people in office who actually listen to us and agree with us. The blackpilling is politically toxic, as it teaches us that any effort is pointless because we are doomed to lose, and on personal level, it must by psychologically destructive.

I have my own problems with Trump but the idea that he's "selling us out" on his signature issue is silly. From time to time he may be too cautious -- for example, many of us are wondering why he hasn't already invoked the Insurrection Act -- but he's not "selling us out," Bush style.

Meanwhile, even the NYT admits that blue cities and states are causing all of this chaos and violence themselves by not simply turning over violent repeat-criminal illegal aliens to ICE when the government politely asks for them.


Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM




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1 Present!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 04:27 PM (g47mK)

2 🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 04:27 PM (g47mK)

3 GO Harmeet GO!!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (g47mK)

4 Ace, we are in a Civil War, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 04:30 PM (Ni7Q/)

5 Jumping into the new thread!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 04:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

6 KKK act - BEAUTIFUL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 04:30 PM (uWKK8)

7 Thank you, KurtSchlichter and thanks, Ace for posting that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 04:30 PM (Nx5jP)

8 The West Coast is a Cancerous Tumor on our Republic.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 04:31 PM (ZcsJV)

9
GASSSSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 04:31 PM (Kt19C)

10 I still want OrangeManBad to issue bounties.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2026 04:32 PM (ULPxl)

11 Would invoking the Insurrection Act lead to a Democrat win in the midterms? If so, why? Do we need to do it anyway?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 04:32 PM (ZVgZ4)

12 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 19, 2026 04:33 PM (jc0TO)

13 I believe it when I see it. We've had a lot of bluster from the DOJ with little to back it up.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 04:33 PM (zjgNU)

14 Nice!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2026 04:33 PM (iMotb)

15 Don Le-Mon, gay journalist and black man, might be prosecuted using an anti-KKK law? . That is a definition of white supremacy I can support. Sublime.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 19, 2026 04:34 PM (HTCU3)

16 You want to use the legal system, at least that's what you say."

That's funny right there. The "legal system" brought this to a head. Sucks, huh?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 04:34 PM (XuXeR)

17 Don Lemon is a malignant narcissist, and a pig. One thing he is not and never has been is a journalist.

To repeat a comment posted late on the last thread:

I just love it when an atheist tells us we are not good Christians because we have jobs and support ourselves. If it is so important that we impoverish ourselves supporting the poor, then why isn't the atheist doing the same? Instead he is yelling and screaming like a toddler denied a popsicle. But somehow, he is a better person for that.

Lock up all of these miscreants. I know we have the tech to do so. Look at J6.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 04:34 PM (6Bc88)

18 It has already begun, for a while now, guy that always says.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 04:34 PM (Ni7Q/)

19 The best thing about this new outrage is it allows the DOJ to stop investigating welfare fraud.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (GPa4z)

20 Willowed:
{i]We have GOT to get organized!
Posted by: Captain Chaos at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (wVcYX)

Well, now I'm really confused!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (2WIwB)

21 Feels like scenes out of "Mississippi Burning" or, in real life, like Gov. Lester Maddox blocking patrons from his restaurant, arming his customers with axe handles. Also, Gov. George Wallace faced federal intervention to enforce the 1964 Civil Rights Act

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (+2RZP)

22 That photo of the parents comforting their child that's clearly frightened by the rioters... Let's just say my Mama Bear instincts would be kicking in. And putting Pooky in that situation would get ugly pretty quickly.

Posted by: pookysgirl's amcestors were barbarians at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (Wt5PA)

23 Ace, we are in a Civil War, yes?"

Looks way too close to post WW1 Spain

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

24 I haven't been watching any news. Could someone tell me why Lemon was protesting that particular church? Is it a known ICE hideout? Do they give alms to the KKK? Why that church?

This is a serious question.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (aZm/F)

25 They can be charged from now until doomsday but they will never be convicted or even indicted with anything in minnesota. Especially not in this current climate of anti ICE/Trump.
---
I still remain confident (w/o knowing for sure) that these KKK-era laws also have provisions for jury (and judge) nullification of charges.

Where they acquit against all the evidence merely because of their illegal sympathies for the defendant.

There has to be a provision that allows charges for civil rights violations which can be brought in a different jurisdiction.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (HXT0k)

26 Over 16,000 Anti-Ice Protesters Killed by Regime,
Over 300K Injured


/sarc, ok?

Posted by: Patterns of Force News at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (FMpsC)

27 Spears.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (jc0TO)

28 No, the DOJ has not arrested anybody yet. You are absolutely correct that that is not happened yet. That's because this isn't a TV show and the DOJ under @AGPamBond and @AAGDhillon are attempting to actually build cases rather than get one new cycle of coverage.

------

It's not an either/or choice.

BTW Trump declared Antifa a domestic terrorist organization 5 months ago. Certainly a case can be built against a domestic terrorist organization that has been operating in the country for decades, many times with direct video evidence.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (Vh9CX)

29 19 The best thing about this new outrage is it allows the DOJ to stop investigating welfare fraud.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (GPa4z)

I expect Trump has hired folks who can chew gum and walk at the same time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (6Bc88)

30 investigate
prosecute
convict
incarcerate
repeat

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (vbXSk)

31 Spears.
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (jc0TO)

Long spears. Twice as long as a man.

Posted by: William Wallace at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

32 22 That photo of the parents comforting their child that's clearly frightened by the rioters... Let's just say my Mama Bear instincts would be kicking in. And putting Pooky in that situation would get ugly pretty quickly.
Posted by: pookysgirl's amcestors were barbarians at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (Wt5PA)

That's what concealed carry is all about, dear.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (6Bc88)

33 >>>I believe it when I see it. We've had a lot of bluster from the DOJ with little to back it up.

And when it does, you'll return here to admit you were wrong, certainly. Damn, you Eeyores are tiresome. It's like you're trying to demoralize the rest of us. Are you?

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (sLLbN)

34 Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (aZm/F)

There was some report that the associate pastor was part of ICE-whether that actually true or not, I don't think anyone has said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (Nx5jP)

35 Thank you, KurtSchlichter and thanks, Ace for posting that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 04:30 PM (Nx5jP)


Yes, thanxs.

But in the meantime...
Hey Lemon....Please...PLEASE come to my church and do your "journalism." Any Sunday will do. We can pray together. I'll pray for forgiveness, and you can pray for a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (2WIwB)

36 30 investigate
prosecute
convict
incarcerate
repeat
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (vbXSk)

Wouldn't mind seeing a few hickory shampoos in the mix, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 04:38 PM (6Bc88)

37 Every church can have six flag poles, six feet long, topped with a point. Three to a side, State, US, and Christian St. George's.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at January 19, 2026 04:38 PM (jc0TO)

38 >>I expect Trump has hired folks who can chew gum and walk at the same time.

Just saw Todd Blanche say the DOJ has already sent lawyers with expertise on FACE Act issues to MN.

There's not a chance in hell they are going to drop the fraud investigation.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:38 PM (viF8m)

39 hehehe...the irony of one of these protesters some day attempting to get an actual job and being turned down because the vetting process shows a violation of the KKK Act.

That's pretty choice. That's a hard one to explain.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 04:39 PM (dIske)

40 Like I pointed out earlier, the democrats started the civil war in order to keep their slaves. They are willing to start another to keep their illegal aliens. Illegal aliens aren't slaves, but they are almost as cheap.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 04:39 PM (0U5gm)

41 Don Lemon is now what, a low-rated podcaster? It's very easy to imagine him focus-grouping with some advisors who urge him to do outrageous things to get attention. It's all so predictable that it's almost hard to get mad at him because the stakes are so small and he's such a feckless little twat. At the societal level, of course, it's very dangerous to do what they did and attack religion, but for him personally, it's all about the rage clicks.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 04:39 PM (Riz8t)

42 I've noticed the internet can complain faster than the DOJ can respond. What's up with that?!

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 19, 2026 04:39 PM (zb4y7)

43 >>>Why that church?

Supposedly the protestors thought the asst. pastor was an ICE agent. I don't know if that's established as fact or not.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 19, 2026 04:40 PM (sLLbN)

44 The best thing about this new outrage is it allows the DOJ to stop investigating welfare fraud.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (GPa4z)

I expect Trump has hired folks who can chew gum and walk at the same time.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (6Bc8

***

Concur...they left is desperate to get that off the news, and this Administration can actually do many things at once. It's impressive actually.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 04:40 PM (2WIwB)

45 Meanwhile, even the NYT admits that blue cities and states are causing all of this chaos and violence themselves by not simply turning over violent repeat-criminal illegal aliens to ICE when the government politely asks for them.
-
This argument only works while they're after violent criminals, and the more time they waste on that, the longer it is before they get to the bulk of the problem, illegal aliens that aren't generally breaking additional laws, aside from padding elections for the Democrats and keeping blue states blue.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 04:40 PM (vSvIl)

46 Lemon will be a very popular cellblock bitch. And he might enjoy it. He could be the the new Jean Genet writing about his prison experience. Except he's a nitwit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 04:40 PM (PTsqM)

47
There was some report that the associate pastor was part of ICE-whether that actually true or not, I don't think anyone has said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (Nx5jP)

-----

Thank you.

Regardless of who is affiliated with whom, that was absolutely awful.

I'm with Pooky's husband. You scare my kid like that, it's my duty to make it stop.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2026 04:40 PM (aZm/F)

48 Pam Bondi is too distracted fighting the GOA over illegal NFA registrations.

Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at January 19, 2026 04:40 PM (jc0TO)

49 To whom do we direct our abject apologies if the associate pastor was part of ICE?

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (GPa4z)

50 I will believe this when I see it happen and not before.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (0N4FZ)

51 I haven't been watching any news. Could someone tell me why Lemon was protesting that particular church? Is it a known ICE hideout? Do they give alms to the KKK? Why that church?

This is a serious question.
Posted by: Seems Legit

A pastor at this church has the same name as an ICE official/officer. The mob of demonstrators then stormed the church thinking it was a secret staging facility for ICE if I understand this situation correct. Don Le-Mon was there because he is a preening narcissist.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (HTCU3)

52 RAMONES : KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=emHLZthUNJc


Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (ZcsJV)

53 Spears.
Posted by: toby928(c) reminds you at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (jc0TO)

Long spears. Twice as long as a man.
Posted by: William Wallace at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

Some men are longer than others.

Posted by: Hamish at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (wVcYX)

54 Long spears. Twice as long as a man.
Posted by: William Wallace at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (TbWk/)

Some men are longer than others.

Posted by: Hamish at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (PSEDc)

55 As someone who, last fall, had a church of theirs in Michigan shot up and set on fire, at a Sunday service...it gave me the willies to see these protestors and Don Lemon bothering this poor church, harassing their congregation. Gleefully doing it too.

It is bad, bad optics to intimidate and harass people in a church. Really bad.

I keep thinking, if this had been a NYC cathedral, and one with a mafia family as its patron...the results of the day would have been far, far different. Like schadenfreude different.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (gWBY1)

56 I don't care if he gets convicted or not.* The absolute joy that would envelope me if Don Lemon got charged with the KKK act would be so overwhelming...

Nothing could top that.

Except Joe Biden and Barry Obama getting a perp walk.



*Actually, I would care a great deal...

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 04:41 PM (kIrFD)

57 When I grow up, I want to be like my hero Tampon Timmy.....

Posted by: Do Lemon at January 19, 2026 04:42 PM (J9q9v)

58 Dang!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 19, 2026 04:42 PM (PSEDc)

59 >>>I believe it when I see it. We've had a lot of bluster from the DOJ with little to back it up.

And when it does, you'll return here to admit you were wrong, certainly. Damn, you Eeyores are tiresome. It's like you're trying to demoralize the rest of us. Are you?


Soros demands value for money.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

60 Spears.

==

They had GREAT WARRANTIES !!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 04:42 PM (g47mK)

61 Don Lemon is SMART, not DUMB, like you Drumfsters!!! He's already devised a clever plan to never see jail time. Don Lemon, who is SMART, not DUMB, will identify as an 8 year old Black Lesbian with Special Needs. You see, he's SMART, not DUMB, just a little slow. He'll never see jail time now, Drumfsters!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 04:43 PM (sAmhv)

62
Don Lemon is not despised for being a gay black man. He's despised for being a low IQ whining cunt, who acts aggressively and nastily against people he believes he has clearance to hate, then claims to be a victim when his actions are accurately described, and consequences arrive.

The consequences for his arrogant bitchiness so far are unemployment, and continuing failure to revive his career. Legal jeopardy is now on the table. Way to go.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 04:43 PM (azNOR)

63 Dick sucking demons> rock bottom remainders.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (8+C2v)

64 Don Lemon is SMART, not DUMB

=

very smart!

Posted by: tapeworm social at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (g47mK)

65 To whom do we direct our abject apologies if the associate pastor was part of ICE?

I don't care if he was in the SS (he wasn't). Barging into a religious service like that is not acceptable. Or is it now permissible to invade mosques and Nation of Islam meetings because they're a bunch of racist loons?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

66 Don Lemon is not despised for being a gay black man. He's despised for being a low IQ whining cunt, who acts aggressively and nastily against people he believes he has clearance to hate, then claims to be a victim when his actions are accurately described, and consequences arrive.

The consequences for his arrogant bitchiness so far are unemployment, and continuing failure to revive his career. Legal jeopardy is now on the table. Way to go.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 04:43 PM (azNOR)

------

Well said.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (aZm/F)

67 That CIA goon is addressing the VA Assembly.

And the entire audience has stood up to clap multiple times.
I presume that includes the Republicans.
In case you're wondering how and why we lost in VA ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (HXT0k)

68 Don Le Mon is ONE OF US!!

Posted by: tapeworm social at January 19, 2026 04:45 PM (g47mK)

69 Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2026 04:40 PM (aZm/F)

Yes; It was absolutely awful and I was certainly not condoning it. Just wanted to explain a bit about why the rioters targeted that. church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 04:45 PM (rZCVI)

70 And when it does, you'll return here to admit you were wrong, certainly. Damn, you Eeyores are tiresome. It's like you're trying to demoralize the rest of us. Are you?
Posted by: spongeworthy
=====
Goal post shifting if something happens, then it is never what should have been done or not done correctly.

Best to ignore them and let them rot in their own self imposed jails.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:45 PM (E4rtv)

71 The Left have more projection than a milk drinking contest while riding a roller coaster.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 04:46 PM (KDPiq)

72 "Protesters (including members of Black Lives Matter Minnesota) claim that David Easterwood, listed as one of the pastors at Cities Church, also serves as the acting field office director for ICE in St. Paul."

I note that they are using databases to find this info, and then harass people. And they have not verified if this is the same Easterwood that is a pastor.

But Pritzker wants to memory hole ALL criminals in MN so we can not find a database of info on their crimes.

Make it make sense!

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 04:46 PM (gWBY1)

73 The criminal illegals are the best illegals. You know they are voting for democrats.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2026 04:46 PM (GWvli)

74 You rang?

Posted by: Randy Spears, Pron Legend at January 19, 2026 04:46 PM (wVcYX)

75 Get the case heard out of any Leftists area

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 04:46 PM (Ia/+0)

76 Leave Don Le Mon ALLLLONE!!

Posted by: tapeworm social at January 19, 2026 04:46 PM (g47mK)

77 I want to be wrong but I will put down my marker; Lemon will not do any time.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 04:47 PM (jc0TO)

78 Ok, prosecuting Don Lemon under the KKK Act is the funniest thing I've heard today (funny as in being a specimen of delicious irony).

As to the absence of significant prosecutions to date, I think Trump's scrupulous observance of legality and procedure is commendable, but he should have a care about falling prey to scrupulosity - that's something else altogether. Not saying that's what's going on, just offering up a prayer that the president steers clear of that mindset.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 04:47 PM (2L+MU)

79 42 I've noticed the internet can complain faster than the DOJ can respond. What's up with that?!
Posted by: tbodie Lurker



THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOOOOWWWWW!!!!!

Posted by: god king barak obama at January 19, 2026 04:47 PM (sAmhv)

80 And the entire audience has stood up to clap multiple times.
I presume that includes the Republicans.
In case you're wondering how and why we lost in VA ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
======
And yet these assholes serve as a reminder for normies to the rest of us why you don't want Democrats in charge of your state or locality.

Their zeal in going after guns might even cause Scotus to finally follow through on Bruen and eviscerate the new VA laws.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)

81
I like how (how did ace put it again?) these dick sucking demons aren't trying this lawless terrorism in states where normies are fed the fuck up with their shit.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 04:47 PM (Zr554)

82 I see many on the Right are still stuck in the outrage response stage of daring the Left not to be hypocrites.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 04:48 PM (t+TFX)

83 Don Le Mon is ONE OF US!!
Posted by: tapeworm social at January 19, 2026 04:45 PM (g47mK)


Splitter!

Posted by: Fraternal Order of Hookworms at January 19, 2026 04:48 PM (wVcYX)

84 As to the absence of significant prosecutions to date, I think Trump's scrupulous observance of legality and procedure is commendable, but he should have a care about falling prey to scrupulosity - that's something else altogether. Not saying that's what's going on, just offering up a prayer that the president steers clear of that mindset.
Posted by: Paco
======
Federal system is slow, not fast by constitutional intention. Reminder they were still rounding up Jan 6 defendants in 2024 just before Trump took over. And that was with a very favorable FBI, DoJ, etc. doing it.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:49 PM (E4rtv)

85 Don Lemon is now what, a low-rated podcaster?

Well, now I am a lowly podcaster...but soon I will move on to low budget gay movies than it's onto black and white snuff films in 8mm.

I love cock.

Posted by: Don Lemon, Sodomite at January 19, 2026 04:49 PM (R/m4+)

86 "Yes, there's evidence out there. There's video tapes"

But it's on Betamax and just try finding a player for that.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 04:49 PM (vFG9F)

87 >>There was some report that the associate pastor was part of ICE-whether that actually true or not, I don't think anyone has said.

https://tinyurl.com/52huvrde

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 04:49 PM (Y1sOo)

88 I'm starting to really think that nothing will happen.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at January 19, 2026 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

89 It's an oldie but describes these evil commies the best.

They are like the kid who murdered his parents and whines and wants mercy because he's an orphan.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 04:50 PM (KDPiq)

90 Nooded question from last thread, relevant to this one....


>>Our church doors are locked 10 minutes after the service starts, with one deacon by the door to let congregants in if necessary. I'm pretty sure our pastor isn't the only one carrying during the service. Pooky would be too, except for the suicide risk.
Posted by: pookysgirl never wants to see these precautions used at January 19, 2026 04:24 PM

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A lot of churches around me are locking doors after services start and the practice has gotten local media attention. My honest question is does this accomplish anything? If someone wants to shoot up the service why wouldn't they just come in while the doors are unlocked, with a concealed weapon or backpack or whatever?

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2026 04:50 PM (1Au9i)

91 But Pritzker wants to memory hole ALL criminals in MN so we can not find a database of info on their crimes.

Make it make sense!
Posted by: LizLem
====
Illinois not MN.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:50 PM (E4rtv)

92 Was isn't our childrens learing?

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 HOLY CRAP! One of the Christian terrorizers who stormed the Minneapolis church is a St. Paul SCHOOL BOARD MEMBER, Chauntyll Allen, per
@libsoftiktok


>>She must be REMOVED FROM OFFICE immediately!

>>Parents should immediately demand her resignation or PULL THE KIDS OUT!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

93 87 >>There was some report that the associate pastor was part of ICE-whether that actually true or not, I don't think anyone has said.

https://tinyurl.com/52huvrde
Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 04:49 PM (Y1sOo)

So an actual Patriotic American

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM (VE6XX)

94 And for those who complain, "but the DOJ isn't doing anything."

Note well the case of the 6 US attorneys who resigned.

They were trying to take a six-month paid vacation.
That is, use their accrued leave as vacation time--rather than, resign and be paid fully out--thus, staying "employed."
Two pay checks.

Because, that would have prevented the hiring of a replacement (without additional funding, they can't; they've only appropriations for that job.).

And it makes clear his announcement of the fraud investigation in MN wasn't a kick-off of a bigger investigation but was done in order to "get ahead of" the actual investigation.
That is, by him opening it, he gets to control the pace.
To slow it down to dead stop.
Which his "vacation" was going to drag to a stand-still until mid-summer at the earliest.

And the entire DOJ is rotted through with those kind of employees, lying in wait.
That anything is happening at all is a miracle.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM (HXT0k)

95 60 Spears.

==

They had GREAT WARRANTIES !!


monkey ward > spears

Posted by: anachronda at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM (edU/H)

96 Brilliant post, Sir Ace (I am assuming your gender).

This is also a brilliant federal law to use as who is going to fight the anti-KKK rule of law? What jackass is going to infringe on this and not have normal black people breathing fire? Or any people, for that matter. This makes them as bad as the KKK!

I know in our church there are protections in place. I don't know what they are, but I am assured they are protecting us in Mass since the last tranny murders.

I also know I would run into a knife or machete or gun to protect innocent grandchildren. I have no doubt.I would be a distraction. I've lived a great life and would die in a second for them.

You have crossed a line in doing this, Don Lemon.

I want to say Lemon like Hillaria Baldwin would, for some reason. Limón with a swish of unicorn feces.

Need to be productive and earn my keep.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM (WONhk)

97 Just do it, enough talking already.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM (/HRQ5)

98 The Walls Are Closing In. This time for sure. Trust us. Trust the process. We're building the cases. Gotta be meticulous. It has to be perfect. Dot every eye, cross every tee. Two weeks. Go ahead, kick that football.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (V362x)

99 >>> Don Lemon is not despised for being a gay black man.

So true. I despise him for letting his mouth spew racist, low IQ rants that his ass can't cash. It's why he got let go at his cushy cable job, and it's why he has to keep using the "but I'm a black gay man!" card to weasel out of consequences.

The fact he assaulted a waiter and got away with it means he thinks he's protected. I hope the KKK Act gives him some needed karma, at long last, good and hard.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (gWBY1)

100 "Your honor, my client clearly violated the FACE Act and the Ku Klux Klan Act but I request that this case be dismissed because the associate paster was a member of ICE."

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (GPa4z)

101
>>She must be REMOVED FROM OFFICE immediately!

>>Parents should immediately demand her resignation or PULL THE KIDS OUT!
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)


LOL... A lot of them are on the Street protesting against ICE.. Probably proud of her...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (VE6XX)

102 I think we all know we have a serious mental illness problem in this country.

It's appalling that it's politicians, media, and people wealthy enough to have a therapist walk around 24/7 with them and tell them, "Nope, that's stupid."

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (aZm/F)

103 That CIA goon is addressing the VA Assembly.

And the entire audience has stood up to clap multiple times.
I presume that includes the Republicans.
In case you're wondering how and why we lost in VA ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (HXT0k)

The "Republicans" in Virginia have worked very hard to make sure that a conservative doesn't get into power. They truly represent the GOPe.

Youngkin pretended to be one because he had to. But he was a corporatist globalist at heart.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 04:53 PM (zjgNU)

104 I don't care if the pastor was the Director of ICE, everyone of those scum commies need to feel the consequences of their actions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 04:53 PM (KDPiq)

105 "We're building the cases. Gotta be meticulous. It has to be perfect. Dot every eye, cross every tee. "

And then some judge throws it out.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 04:53 PM (vFG9F)

106 A lot of churches around me are locking doors after services start and the practice has gotten local media attention. My honest question is does this accomplish anything? If someone wants to shoot up the service why wouldn't they just come in while the doors are unlocked, with a concealed weapon or backpack or whatever?
Posted by: Bigsmith
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A lot of churches have security teams and/or actual off duty cops. Most spree killers want to run up the count so they tend to avoid such churches and look for easy targets. Bringing in a backpack to service and being some dweeb not known to church members is likely to get some attention.

As long as the doors are shut to the outside but can be opened from the inside at key egress points (think fire laws compel this anyway), wise to shut them during services.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:53 PM (E4rtv)

107 All the protest footage I’ve seen is low attendance all white commies. This is being blown way out of proportion for the election year.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (GWvli)

108 Thanks for the correction, Whig. I'm getting my blue states run by incompetent boobs mixed up.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (gWBY1)

109 A lot of churches around me are locking doors after services start and the practice has gotten local media attention. My honest question is does this accomplish anything? If someone wants to shoot up the service why wouldn't they just come in while the doors are unlocked, with a concealed weapon or backpack or whatever? - Bigsmith

I've been wondering about that, too, because my church does the exact same thing (locks the door once Mass begins). Locking us chickens in with the fox, potentially.

That's why I have my own security plan.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (2L+MU)

110 Hey look. It was -9 degrees in Minnesota. Are we sure Lemon wasn't just looking for a Subway and these religious zealots wearing MAGA hats accosted him with Communion wafers and hymnals?

Seems plausible.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (dIske)

111 And the entire DOJ is rotted through with those kind of employees, lying in wait."

This is our "legal system" , like it or not.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (XuXeR)

112 So an actual Patriotic American
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 04:51 PM


An Employed-American.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (jc0TO)

113 Claims he’s being victimized because he’s a “gay, black man in America.”

Actually.....
( ) Gay
( ) Black
(*) Terrorist

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 04:55 PM (N39Ws)

114 we are in a Civil War, yes?
——

Since 1968, or near enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 04:55 PM (pNrDU)

115 Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (V362x)

What would you prefer the DOJ do and at what speed?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 04:55 PM (PFs9e)

116 And then some judge throws it out.
Posted by: fd
======
And many of those losses are being appealed. Those resist judges are losing on appeal over 50 percent of the time and at Scotus 84 percent of the time.

Scotus losses are permanent as they set precedent in a way that applies to all circuits and districts, not just the red ones.

DEI Resist injunctions etc. are being tossed/dissolved at a high rate because appellate courts can see no legal reasoning behind most of those decisions.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:56 PM (E4rtv)

117 Willowed:

The Critical Drinker's take on Starfleet Academy already has more views after 4 hours online than the actual show has in all the time its been up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYYHwO3Ijs

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 04:56 PM (Da7Vv)

118 Those people at church, that call themselves Southern Baptists should be ashamed.
Where's their can of whoop ass, where's that hickory stick. Ol' John looks down and sighs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 04:56 PM (zNcSj)

119 I'm not necessarily black pilled, it's just for most of my 29 years the left has basically been able to violate every norm, often violently with little or no consequences.

I'm at the Dean Wormer stage of putting my foot down.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 04:57 PM (GGatE)

120 I've been wondering about that, too, because my church does the exact same thing (locks the door once Mass begins). Locking us chickens in with the fox, potentially.

That's why I have my own security plan.
Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (2L+MU)

Sadly, too many churches won't even entertain putting a security plan together. I tried several years ago to get this going and failed.

Like Paco - I have my own security plan.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 04:57 PM (N39Ws)

121 108 Thanks for the correction, Whig. I'm getting my blue states run by incompetent boobs mixed up.
Posted by: LizLem
======
Just call them all criminals and you would be correct.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:57 PM (E4rtv)

122 I understand lawyers gotta lawyer, and things take time.

However, Kurt is commenting on the internet. He's not lawyering. When he sees people on the internet bitching that nothing ever seems to happen to leftists, after we watched the Biden administration hunt down everyone who was anywhere near the Capitol on J6 (and some who were NOT anywhere near the Capitol), and he tells them to stop, he looks like someone who isn't really part of the solution.

Just another person on the internet, bitching.

Stop it, Kurt. Just stop.

Or don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 04:57 PM (DD/7v)

123 114 we are in a Civil War, yes?
____

As long as there's not a football game on, I'll be there for you guys.

Posted by: True Conserfative at January 19, 2026 04:58 PM (qUkBO)

124 Yawn. It'll never happen.

Posted by: resist_we_much at January 19, 2026 04:58 PM (cpys8)

125 Don Lemon is the smarmiest, most loathsome and most punchable media figure I've ever seen. He clearly takes the prize over Steven Colbert. That he still is even able to function in the public is a statement of our times and our debased tolerances.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 04:58 PM (t+TFX)

126 Willowed:

The Critical Drinker's take on Starfleet Academy already has more views after 4 hours online than the actual show has in all the time its been up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYYHwO3Ijs
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 04:56 PM (Da7Vv)

Actual LOL

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 04:58 PM (zjgNU)

127 they're going to need to do every single thing perfectly.

The legal system can't provide fast or cheap. Let's encourage them to get it right.

Posted by: Pantifa tranny at January 19, 2026 04:58 PM (FhXTo)

128 All the protest footage I’ve seen is low attendance all white commies. This is being blown way out of proportion for the election year.
---
Yeah, I've got the Fox Live on mute 'cause I wanna see the smellies getting asphalt sandwiches.

Nada. Sad.
I thought today was gonna be their big walk-out protest.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:58 PM (HXT0k)

129 Scotus losses are permanent as they set precedent in a way that applies to all circuits and districts, not just the red ones.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:56 PM


In fairness, the offending judges often just reoffend, without consequence, so how binding is the precedent. How many times has President Boasberg been overruled?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (jc0TO)

130 Paco ain't got nutin to worry about. He's a made man.

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

131 it's just for most of my 29 years the left has basically been able to violate every norm, often violently with little or no consequences."

Indeed. Say, anyone up for a drive thru Minne? With, say an American flag sticker on your car?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (XuXeR)

132 Wait... Don Lemon says its ok to attack a mosque... because that's what I am hearing him say.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (n5tGW)

133 I propose the AOS Style Guide be amended to reflect:

Grand Kleagle Don Lemon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (PTsqM)

134 The low frequency citrus twinkie is gonna get his jaw broke. Ima gonna laugh my ass off. Don’t start none, won’t be none.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (pNrDU)

135 I'm not sure it's "blackpilling" when it's fairly obvious, even certain, that with every possible piece of evidence presented, all the necessary paperwork done to perfection, it's still up to a black robed tyrant to find one of their own guilty.

Which is absolutely not happening. In fact, there are plenty of incidents of just this "thing that never happens" you know... is happening.

Unless there are lines of people in orange jumpsuits, shackled together by this time next month, all those "blackpillers" are going to be vindicated, big time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (U2OZr)

136 It would be great if we could get an approximate count of how many illegals we need to remove from a state for it to lose a seat in the House.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (GPa4z)

137 College football ends New Years Day.

Posted by: Accomack at January 19, 2026 04:59 PM (8jVAy)

138 >>>That's because this isn't a TV show and the DOJ under @AGPamBond ...
---

Looks like a copy paste from the daze of William Barr.

Spare the gibbet spoil the mob.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:00 PM (zNcSj)

139 103 That CIA goon is addressing the VA Assembly.

And the entire audience has stood up to clap multiple times.
I presume that includes the Republicans.
In case you're wondering how and why we lost in VA ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (HXT0k)


Sad, sad, sad. I lived in Virginia for many years, and I remember when it was more or less reliably red. When I moved to Fairfax County in 1996, we even had a Republican congressman. But the state has, indeed, been plagued by GOPe pusillanimity, and I feel sorry for the normies who must be feeling overwhelmed, by now. Maybe the western counties should take West Virginia up on its offer to incorporate them into the Mountain State.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:00 PM (2L+MU)

140 If I were Trump I would double the number of ICE agents currently in MN.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:00 PM (KDPiq)

141 A lot of churches have security teams and/or actual off duty cops. Most spree killers want to run up the count so they tend to avoid such churches and look for easy targets. Bringing in a backpack to service and being some dweeb not known to church members is likely to get some attention.

As long as the doors are shut to the outside but can be opened from the inside at key egress points (think fire laws compel this anyway), wise to shut them during services.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:53 PM (E4rtv)

Yep. Ours has police officers who attend, and I see one now and then with a wire or something near his ear as I leave. One parks their police car where anyone will see it first when parking.

Plus prayers of protection for our grandchildren's private school and this church every night.

Many cowboys and real men in the congregation. Plus one crazy redneck woman (me). All is well.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 05:01 PM (WONhk)

142 Just stop it.
====

Dear Col. Schlichter,

How come your lawyerly explanations never apply to the other side? How does that work?

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 05:01 PM (RIvkX)

143 But this is wrongheaded when we actually have people in office who actually listen to us and agree with us. The blackpilling is politically toxic, as it teaches us that any effort is pointless because we are doomed to lose, and on personal level, it must by psychologically destructive.

I don't owe these people anything, including patience. I'll judge them on results alone. When they have some, I'll give credit where credit is due. If they expect applause for tweets and television appearances in the meantime, they'll have to look elsewhere. I've lived with the gap between Republican words and deeds for decades.

And it largely continues.

Here's an easy one: send people who defy Congressional subpoenas to jail. You know,
like they did to ours.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2026 05:01 PM (YWB+v)

144 140 If I were Trump I would double the number of ICE agents currently in MN.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:00 PM (KDPiq)

I would too....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 05:01 PM (VE6XX)

145 The Walls Are Closing In. This time for sure. Trust us. Trust the process. We're building the cases. Gotta be meticulous. It has to be perfect. Dot every eye, cross every tee. Two weeks. Go ahead, kick that football.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (V362x)

Hey man, Pam's got the binders on her desk, as we speak!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:01 PM (DD/7v)

146 119 I'm not necessarily black pilled, it's just for most of my 29 years the left has basically been able to violate every norm, often violently with little or no consequences.

I'm at the Dean Wormer stage of putting my foot down.
Posted by: Beartooth
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Because teh GOP was in on it. They had no intention of resisting because that would interfere with their grift.

Trump checked out and figured out it is easy to do a hostile takeover of an existing party than it is to stand up a new one. UK is an example of that. So he is starting from the administration and picking off the GOPe as he goes. Sen Cassidy in Lousiana got blindsided by Trump endorsing a new female face to replace that treacherous snake.

Cassidy's paymasters in Big Pharma and Big Medicine are already irritated that Sec. Kennedy is destroying decades of their nasty lobbying in only one year.

So maybe both he and Murcow will go in exile this next election season.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:01 PM (E4rtv)

147 >>> 102 I think we all know we have a serious mental illness problem in this country.

I knew that Covid would mess a lot of people up mentally. Those already screwed up because for them, feels trump reality. I'm sad to see that bearing evil fruit.

Add to that the young participation trophy narcissists, the SSRIs, the "My truth" movement, the TDS...I don't know how you heal it all. The worst part is, a lot of it is from self inflicted emotional pain. I wish I could heal it for them. But they have to choose to heal themselves.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 05:01 PM (gWBY1)

148 140 If I were Trump I would double the number of ICE agents currently in MN.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:00 PM (KDPiq)

That's how you play.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (t+TFX)

149 Kurt Schlichter needs to stick to writing his stupid fantasy books. I'm tired of his "competent lawyer" bullshit. Also his "I manned the battle lines during the LA riots" bullshit. You would think that would give him a clue about what needs done. Of course, the LA riots were just a bunch of ghetto dwellers and not modern day brown shirts masquerading as political activists.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (MZ+PY)

150 I fear if the protestors are convicted of federal crimes the next president will just pardon them. It feels like a ping-pong match at this point.

By all means, charge and convicted them... I just don't think it'll withstand the next dem administration

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (52+rt)

151 >> It would be great if we could get an approximate count of how many illegals we need to remove from a state for it to lose a seat in the House.


I listened to a radio broadcast this past week where a dude laid it out pretty well, based on a per State basis.

Someone has crunched the numbers, as best as they can be, and came up with a -30 seats total for the Dems should things continue at the same pace as 2025.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ZcsJV)

152 lot of churches have security teams and/or actual off duty cops. Most spree killers want to run up the count so they tend to avoid such churches and look for easy targets. Bringing in a backpack to service and being some dweeb not known to church members is likely to get some attention.

As long as the doors are shut to the outside but can be opened from the inside at key egress points (think fire laws compel this anyway), wise to shut them during services.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:53 PM

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I understand all that, but the key is screening people coming in to identify the unknown/dweebs/potential risks. Whether or not the doors are locked doesn't seem to matter. A potential bad actor is actually more likely to get past whatever screening is in place when the doors are unlocked and there is greater traffic flow.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (1Au9i)

153 "The low frequency citrus twinkie"

I laughed. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (PFs9e)

154 DEI Resist injunctions etc. are being tossed/dissolved at a high rate because appellate courts can see no legal reasoning behind most of those decisions.
--
Like the cartel judge there in MN with her illegal "I order the federal government not to do that which is already prohibited." And then flat-out lied that the protestors were not attacking ICE.

But, she knows it will be misread by the smellies as "ICE can't arrest protestors no matter what."

IDK if the DOJ has even appealed it.

But, it was kinda funny for ICE to say, "yeah, we're already not doing that which is prohibited--but we're for sure going to arrest those who get violent or impede. That ruling doesn't apply."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (HXT0k)

155 130 Paco ain't got nutin to worry about. He's a made man. - Big Penguin

I still gotta worry 'bout all da little goombas out dere what need protection from dese lousy reds.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (2L+MU)

156 ...by 2030.

At least 30 lost to Dems by 2030.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ZcsJV)

157 " If I were Trump I would double the number of ICE agents currently in MN."

Two soldiers for every agent.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:03 PM (vFG9F)

158 I watched that first video, and I'm'a just redact everything I want to say, in advance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 05:03 PM (Cjt/F)

159 Miami Beach police chief defends detectives’ visit to activist over Facebook post about mayor.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 05:03 PM (RHGPo)

160 I don't know why the democrats are fighting so hard to keep the illegals from being deported. After all they already have their voter registration cards filled out it isn't like they can't make up a ballot for them for the next 20 years even if they have been deported back to somalia.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 05:03 PM (0N4FZ)

161 I'll never black pill because that's just giving up IMO. I don't mind criticizing but black pilling goes beyond that.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:03 PM (KDPiq)

162 Dear Col. Schlichter,

How come your lawyerly explanations never apply to the other side? How does that work?

Love, Franpsycho
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Because the legal profession for the last twenty years or so has become leftist. So those on the right have to be perfect in their case presentation while those on the left argue politics instead of the law at the district court level.

Your state is a perfect example of how the state and federal level courts always give the benefit of the doubt to the left and none to the right. That means meticulous work is needed.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:03 PM (E4rtv)

163 They're wary of Harmeet Dhillon & the POC political game, but they despise Noem.

They're playing ICE/CBP as a solely Deplorable, White op - like they claimed during J6 & Charlottesville.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:04 PM (NFX2v)

164 Schlichter is about as effective as Levin, just not as loud.
Both need a dose of 40mm foam projectiles.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

165 >>>Many cowboys and real men in the congregation. Plus one crazy redneck woman (me). All is well.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I live in a factory town (yeah, there are some remaining). Most of the men at church worked at or about the factory. Ain't no hanky panky going on.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:05 PM (zNcSj)

166 >>> The Critical Drinker's take on Starfleet Academy already has more views after 4 hours online than the actual show has in all the time its been up.

This news, and the meme-tastic reaction to the Amelia far right waifu character, white pills me to have hope that society is healing! Praying it's so.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 05:05 PM (gWBY1)

167 If I were Trump I would double the number of ICE agents currently in MN."

Two soldiers for every agent.
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:03 PM (vFG9F)

I was more thinking that the more you protest the more I'm going to increase what you're protesting against.

When the NG is sent in that just gives them another cause .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:05 PM (KDPiq)

168 There are plenty of Korean Baptists. I am not a Baptist so I have no real reason to defend them, but calling Baptists - in the north no less - white supremacist, is absolutely retarded.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 05:06 PM (gKWVE)

169 OK, because the funding for all these riots/etc. cross state lines, and involve wire transfers, the Feds can prosecute Lemon and the other asshoes anywhere in the country - say FL or TX.

So yeah they can be convicted.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 05:06 PM (Da7Vv)

170 Kilmar Abrego Garcia is currently free and living with his family in Maryland while awaiting a decision on whether the U.S. government can re-detain him. A federal judge, Paula Xinis, has blocked his re-detention for now, citing the Trump administration's lack of a valid removal order and repeated misrepresentations in court.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:06 PM (jc0TO)

171 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

So tired of all of this shit.

In the meantime, the drama queens in our little neighborhood are still convinced that they are seeing ICE agents hiding behind every bush.

Pathetic, really.

Especially since these same whiners are up in arms about the construction going on at one of the main intersections in the area. It's taking the poor dears 4 or 5 traffic light cycles to get out of the neighborhood in the morning. Never mind that there are ample opportunities to take alternate routes out - we live in a neighborhood built on a very nice grid of streets, all of which can be accessed, and all of which will get you out of the neighborhood.

Yes, these babies are mostly AWFLs or girly men 🙄🙄🙄

No, none of them would have set foot in this neighborhood 20 years ago before us old-timers did so much remodeling and urban pioneering.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 19, 2026 05:06 PM (SRRAx)

172 161 I'll never black pill because that's just giving up IMO. I don't mind criticizing but black pilling goes beyond that.
Posted by: Opinion fact
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No blackpiller here would have claimed the Don could manage to A) close teh border, B) deport millions including self deport, C) shut off refugee visas, D) start enforcing the public charge requirement in immigration cases and denaturalizing criminals.

So their precious clinging to nothing happens means they are as deluded as leftists. Just in a different way.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:06 PM (E4rtv)

173 "When the NG is sent in that just gives them another cause .
Posted by: Opinion fact"

Cause, smause. I want to give them some headaches.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:07 PM (vFG9F)

174 White Supremacy... Are they really doing this shot again?

Donemon is just bored and would like some jail time

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 05:07 PM (XLfSN)

175 Over the holidays, Tim Walz fumed at the hypothetical possibility that ICE might pick up criminals exiting a church.

Their Accusations are their Confessions.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:07 PM (a4flb)

176 Just another person on the internet, bitching.

Stop it, Kurt. Just stop.

Or don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 04:57 PM (DD/7v)

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As I said above, Trump delared Antifa a domestic terrorist organization 5 months ago. It has to be the highest setting for the most immediate action possible by the government for investigations.

So far Aunt Becky got a quicker takedown for scamming the system to get her daughter in college. And especially consider Antifa hasn't exactly been hiding anything.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (Vh9CX)

177 Schlichter is about as effective as Levin, just not as loud.
Both need a dose of 40mm foam projectiles.
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

I still say Shakespeare was right.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (DD/7v)

178 "A federal judge, Paula Xinis, has blocked his re-detention for now, citing the Trump administration's lack of a valid removal order and repeated misrepresentations in court.
Posted by: toby928(c) "

Yeah, well.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (vFG9F)

179 We've defaulted to a standard operating procedure of crying "betrayal" and prophecizing doom.

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Battered Conservative Syndrome.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (j1/ug)

180 164 Schlichter is about as effective as Levin, just not as loud.
Both need a dose of 40mm foam projectiles.
Posted by: fd
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I'm done with what somebody thinks is going to happen.
I'm done with what somebody think ought to happen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (zNcSj)

181 As I said above, Trump delared Antifa a domestic terrorist organization 5 months ago. It has to be the highest setting for the most immediate action possible by the government for investigations.

So far Aunt Becky got a quicker takedown for scamming the system to get her daughter in college. And especially consider Antifa hasn't exactly been hiding anything.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (Vh9CX)

I'm starting to think maybe DOJ are not our friends.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (DD/7v)

182 The Critical Drinker's take on Starfleet Academy already has more views after 4 hours online than the actual show has in all the time its been up.


LoL!! Just got done watching it.

Posted by: god king barak obama at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (sAmhv)

183 Yes, I will in fact settle for General Pinochet.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (jc0TO)

184 170 Kilmar Abrego Garcia is currently free and living with his family in Maryland while awaiting a decision on whether the U.S. government can re-detain him. A federal judge, Paula Xinis, has blocked his re-detention for now, citing the Trump administration's lack of a valid removal order and repeated misrepresentations in court.
Posted by: toby928(c)

So what, she lost the war while winning a stupid battle for now. Abrego will be leaving as the appeals go through. His fellow Columbia Palestinian riot leader just got his travel papers from teh Third Circuit for deportation. District judges are cut out of the process as the statutes make clear.

And that undercuts Abrego at the 4th Circuit and makes it more likely that Scotus, if the 4th does not chuck his worthless ass, gets overruled and district judges across teh nation are barred from considering deportation cases.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (E4rtv)

185 Carson Beck might be in his 30th season of Pop Warner for all we know. College football is so fucking retarded now.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (uQzkA)

186 I'd like to weigh in here

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (ZxPkt)

187 4 Ace, we are in a Civil War, yes? - tubal

Funny that the modern Ft. Sumter-type event is being led by Governor Flamboyatard and an army of AWFLs.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (2L+MU)

188 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (sAmhv)

189 >>I listened to a radio broadcast this past week where a dude laid it out pretty well, based on a per State basis.

>>Someone has crunched the numbers, as best as they can be, and came up with a -30 seats total for the Dems should things continue at the same pace as 2025.

It would make the presidency a much steeper climb.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (viF8m)

190 think we all know we have a serious mental illness problem in this country.

I knew that Covid would mess a lot of people up mentally. Those already screwed up because for them, feels trump reality. I'm sad to see that bearing evil fruit.
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Well its been building. 911. Wars. Demonization. Stolen elections. Impeachment theatre. Covid op. Lawfare. Massive fraud/theft. It just a constant psy op.

Posted by: Shelvy has a new nickname at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (31BE0)

191 " We've defaulted to a standard operating procedure of crying "betrayal" and prophecizing doom.
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Battered Conservative Syndrome.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' "


It's a nice safe warm place where we can, um, collect.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (vFG9F)

192 Will anything happen?

Posted by: The person who always wonders that at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (2Ez/1)

193 I still say Shakespeare was right.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (DD/7v)
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Is he the one who said "Tis better to have protested and get a hickory shampoo than never to have protested at all"?

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (6U6WV)

194 "As I said above, Trump delared Antifa a domestic terrorist organization 5 months ago. It has to be the highest setting for the most immediate action possible by the government for investigations."

And we were supposed to be putting our Top Men on tracking the money trail. Since then, nada.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 05:11 PM (t+TFX)

195 They're playing ICE/CBP as a solely Deplorable, White op - like they claimed during J6 & Charlottesville.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:04 PM (NFX2v)

Speaking of Charlottesville the Left of course have forgotten that a guy is in prison for allegedly using his car as a weapon to murder one of their fellow commies.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:12 PM (KDPiq)

196
I'm starting to think maybe DOJ are not our friends.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (DD/7v)
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They have no mean, they have no hate, they play by the rules they won't bend them.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:12 PM (zNcSj)

197 So what, she lost the war while winning a stupid battle for now. Abrego will be leaving as the appeals go through. His fellow Columbia Palestinian riot leader just got his travel papers from teh Third Circuit for deportation. District judges are cut out of the process as the statutes make clear.

And that undercuts Abrego at the 4th Circuit and makes it more likely that Scotus, if the 4th does not chuck his worthless ass, gets overruled and district judges across teh nation are barred from considering deportation cases.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM


The stall is their victory, criminal by criminal. When she gets overturned, she will side with the next criminal, "precedent" notwithstanding.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:12 PM (jc0TO)

198 >Carson Beck might be in his 30th season of Pop Warner for all we know. ...

Posted by: NCKate
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He says he graduated 2 years ago

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

199 I've been wondering about that, too, because my church does the exact same thing (locks the door once Mass begins). Locking us chickens in with the fox, potentially.

That's why I have my own security plan.
Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM

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If you really can't get out when the doors are locked your church is in flagrant violation of fire codes. Locking exits so that nobody can enter from the outside cannot impede people from leaving under any circumstances. That's what "panic bars" are for.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2026 05:12 PM (1Au9i)

200 >>> A federal judge, Paula Xinis, has blocked his re-detention for now, citing the Trump administration's lack of a valid removal order and repeated misrepresentations in court.

It has been pointed out that the number of federal injunctions by judges for like every previous modern president, COMBINED, is a fraction of the number of injunctions Trump has had. Even in the Bushitler era.

What do you do about it? Because they aren't suddenly going to grow a conscience and stop. They are probably fapping furiously to the amount of power they have found for themselves, to block a POTUS.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 05:12 PM (gWBY1)

201 They say "the process is the punishment". Well, I think we are the ones being punished by the process.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:12 PM (vFG9F)

202 Last season there was a college player in his 9th year of eligibility

he was almost 30 at the time

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 05:13 PM (ZxPkt)

203 I figure I've waited this long, I can wait until President Trump decides it's go time. All his troops with plans in place in different states and blue cities. Then GO!

Or, an optimistic old girl can dream. I want the surprise element. As the MN lesbos and paid rioters think they have this in the bag.

Then, BOOM! I might even turn on the tv for it! And open some champagne for day drinking!

Turn this up super loud as I party and dance...the war drums. I can feel it, can you? Waiting.

https://tinyurl.com/yyd4nu47

I have faith, as that's all I can have. I'm no longer 20yrs old and joining ICE. So I pray and wait.
ChristyBlinky, Disc Jockey

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 05:13 PM (WONhk)

204
I'm starting to really think that nothing will happen.
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right


Fool me forty eleven times, shame on me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 05:13 PM (pkeXY)

205 There should be a United Way campaign but for removing illegals with a chart showing each state's current number of house seats and the number of seats lost/gained due to deportations.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 05:13 PM (GPa4z)

206 Finally overturned, I mean to say. I expect this case to last another year.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:13 PM (jc0TO)

207 I still say Shakespeare was right.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (DD/7v)
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Is he the one who said "Tis better to have protested and get a hickory shampoo than never to have protested at all"?
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (6U6WV)

No, he's the one who asked "Why don't sharks eat lawyers?"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:14 PM (DD/7v)

208 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

209 Someone has crunched the numbers, as best as they can be, and came up with a -30 seats total for the Dems should things continue at the same pace as 2025.

It would make the presidency a much steeper climb.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (viF8m)

Question is, are the midterms really a collective metric of a party at a given moment or rather an agglomeration of individual races. Without a figure like Trump not at the top of the ticket, more the latter I think.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 05:14 PM (t+TFX)

210 164 Schlichter is about as effective as Levin, just not as loud.
Both need a dose of 40mm foam projectiles.
Posted by: fd
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What have you done for the fight? Register anyone to vote? Taken them to the polls? Given money to organizations like the 2nd Amendment Foundation or Judicial Watch suing to get voting lists purged?

For all your ire, Schlicter is in the public arena taking shots and giving them as well as serving in Iraq. What have you done to besmirch someone like him?

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv)

211 I am going to laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more when these prog twats try to drag the wrong random people out of a car and get lit the fuck up.

Posted by: heya at January 19, 2026 05:14 PM (0BXdx)

212 So their precious clinging to nothing happens means they are as deluded as leftists. Just in a different way.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:06 PM (E4rtv)

We disagree on "Not enough is happening' because you still have faith in the system.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 05:14 PM (vSvIl)

213 10 years ago we were talking about, here, f nullification, and dividing the country up. The Great Divorce thing. Now, the Left is doing exactly that. There are two clear sides to this conflict we are in, and how it’s going to be resolved is anyone’s guess.It’s sure not going to fade away, and going back to the old days, I can’t see how. BTW I do not consider my attitude as being black pilled.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 05:15 PM (pDt9x)

214 I don't know why the democrats are fighting so hard to keep the illegals from being deported.

Because Abortion has already been decided and unless Lindsey Graham says something stupid again, it doesn't generate the campaign money like it used to.

They need a depraved cause, no matter how F'd up it is.

Its like having a working dog and nothing to herd. After a while they find things to do - almost always destructive, so this is a vector to deal with Karen's frustrations and neuroses.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:15 PM (a4flb)

215 So far Aunt Becky got a quicker takedown for scamming the system to get her daughter in college. And especially consider Antifa hasn't exactly been hiding anything.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 05:08 PM (Vh9CX)

I bet if you look at her background you'll see a closeted conservative that was prosecuted by the Left.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:15 PM (KDPiq)

216 160 I don't know why the democrats are fighting so hard to keep the illegals from being deported. After all they already have their voter registration cards filled out it isn't like they can't make up a ballot for them for the next 20 years even if they have been deported back to somalia.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

Their jobs, their kids' jobs, their pensions & bank accounts. They can't get enough cheap labor roofing houses, driving delivery vehicles, working in restaurant & diner kitchens, running daycares & home health agencies & cleaning services, organizing diaper and food pantries, being voted into government and having walking around $.

Your police & fire service personnel don't run businesses (they're almost all contractors outside of their service jobs)? Your local county government people don't run tons of contracting operations or sit on non-profit boards? Sure they do.

THEY ARE for THEM.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:15 PM (NFX2v)

217 Question is, are the midterms really a collective metric of a party at a given moment or rather an agglomeration of individual races. Without a figure like Trump not at the top of the ticket, more the latter I think.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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2002 elections were nationalized in part because of the Democrats misbehaving again. They appear to be doing that again with their Resist! bullshit.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)

218 Like the case against Laticia James? Like the case against Comey? Brennan? Like the case against Hunter? Jack Smith?

Yeah, I have dwindling faith anything will happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 05:15 PM (Zz0t1)

219 162 Your state is a perfect example of how the state and federal level courts always give the benefit of the doubt to the left and none to the right. That means meticulous work is needed. - whig

I see how that approach is a necessary strategy, but it cannot be a permanent solution, especially as the left continues to undermine the law, so that even the meticulous observance of all the details will ultimately fail to get a fair result. For the record, I don't pretend to know how you solve the problem.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (2L+MU)

220 A 15-year-old Sikh girl was allegedly abducted, stalked, and abused by a gang of six Pakistani-origin men. The situation escalated when approximately 200 members of the Sikh community took matters into their own hands to rescue the child from a flat after claiming police inaction.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (RHGPo)

221 prog twats try to drag the wrong random people out of a car and get lit the fuck up.

Posted by: heya at January 19, 2026 05:14 PM (0BXdx)
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During the BLM riots there was a driver in TX who shot one. I think he was former military or active duty. I never found out how that resolved itself. It ouldnt have surprised me if he'd gone to jail

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (l/++U)

222 Let me do the competent lawyer thing again.

No, the DOJ has not arrested anybody yet. You are absolutely correct that that is not happened yet. That's because this isn't a TV show and the DOJ under @AGPamBond and @AAGDhillon are attempting to actually build cases rather than get one new cycle of coverage.


I don't know, maybe kiss my ass? Remember J6? The one that dem scumbags called an insurrection worse than pearl harbor? Did anybody give a fuck about building cases? Noooo, they grabbed 1600 people, some that weren't even there and threw them in the hole for 4 fucking years until the next president could get them out. Build your case, but toss the low hanging fruit into a fucking volcano for the time being.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (snZF9)

223 I am amazed as to how fast these "judges" are able to get some bullshit appeal in front of them and how fast their make their BS rulings.

You go and file a case and see how long it is before you get in front of a judge to hear it.

Totally corrupt and on the take they are.

Posted by: 6 months to 2 years at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (R/m4+)

224 I still hope that the next government shutdown will allow even more layoffs in Federal agencies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (jc0TO)

225 From GP:

A far-left agitator who stormed a St. Paul church and harassed parishioners on Sunday is now taunting the DOJ and challenging federal prosecutors to come and get him.

William Kelly, a well-known leftist agitator, charged into Cities Church on Sunday as Don Lemon livestreamed the crime.

After storming the church, William Kelly taunted Bondi.

“Yesterday, I went into a church with Nikema Armstrong and I protested these white supremacists!” he said. “The pastor of the church is a f*cking ICE leader in the city?!”

“They want to come after me? F*ck em!” he said. “F*ck those f*cking Nazis! Come and get me, Pam Bondi! You f*cking traitorous b*tch!”

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (TN0g+)

226 If all the lawyers left the blog, there wouldn't be but 3 or 4 commenters and one cob left.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (uQzkA)

227 thank you, Christy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (Cjt/F)

228 Has Don Lemon found the plane yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (2Ez/1)

229 Will anything happen?
Posted by: The person who always wonders that at January 19, 2026 05:10 PM (2Ez/1)


Well, you won't listen to me, but as a thing to do while you sweat, try writing down the things that have already happened, and see if that list is long, short, or just right for one year and 13 days

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 05:18 PM (rbvCR)

230 "What have you done to besmirch someone like him?

Posted by: whig"

Besmirch? I just was rating his effectiveness on the discourse. I guess at least he's is not hawking gold and Carshield.

I admit I don't do much but bitch and try to be a good citizen. I'm damn sure not sending anybody else any money. Except Ace and JJ.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:18 PM (vFG9F)

231 195. Speaking of Charlottesville the Left of course have forgotten that a guy is in prison for allegedly using his car as a weapon to murder one of their fellow commies.
Posted by: Opinion

Life in prison x 2 (or similar). Occurred when he was boxed in & decided to try to flee anyway.

They don't forget. They bank on keeping us squirrelly busy so we'll forget about it.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:19 PM (NFX2v)

232 I just know Texas is going in the right direction.

I hope one bad Apple doesn't spoil the whole State.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:19 PM (KDPiq)

233 Is he the one who said "Tis better to have protested and get a hickory shampoo than never to have protested at all"?

No. "Kill all the lawyers, let's kill them tonight"

/Get Over It

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)

234
Carson Beck might be in his 30th season of Pop Warner for all we know. ...

Posted by: NCKate

He says he graduated 2 years ago

Posted by: Don Black

Carson Beck is five years from a slip-and-fall on some peepee at the Megalomart.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 19, 2026 05:19 PM (yFLFB)

235 The problem with spears is it’s difficult to transport them even with a pickup truck. Then just try to get one of them into a church pew!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarissa

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 05:19 PM (sGgMH)

236 >>Question is, are the midterms really a collective metric of a party at a given moment or rather an agglomeration of individual races. Without a figure like Trump not at the top of the ticket, more the latter I think.


That's not a Mid-Term Prediction.

It is a prediction of the final tally of Representative apportionment once the Illegal Aliens are ushered out for the 2030 census.

So, +30 for Red States if numbers of illegals deported hold steady at 2025 rates over 4 years of Trump.

That does not account for a Dem admin re-flooding the zone for 2 years, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 05:20 PM (ZcsJV)

237 This news, and the meme-tastic reaction to the Amelia far right waifu character, white pills me to have hope that society is healing! Praying it's so.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 05:05 PM (gWBY1)

-----------------

For those unaware -- I just learned about that phenomenon last night -- from reading the following "Postcards From Barsoom" SubStack essay by "John Carter" (although his essays are long, he's a very insightful guy and writes really well):

"Amelia Sans Merci: Summoning the Tulpa of Remigration with industrial quantities of AI image slop"

https://is.gd/vZsmBO

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 05:20 PM (j1/ug)

238 199 If you really can't get out when the doors are locked your church is in flagrant violation of fire codes. Locking exits so that nobody can enter from the outside cannot impede people from leaving under any circumstances. That's what "panic bars" are for. - Bigsmith

No, I imagine you can probably get out, just not in, so we're not really locked in with somebody bent on mayhem. At least, I hope we're not (note to self: ask an usher about this).

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:20 PM (2L+MU)

239 J6 protestors were arrested on J6 and every day thereafter for months. Kurt is not correct on this

Posted by: Jack at January 19, 2026 05:20 PM (jE5Mf)

240 If all the lawyers left the blog, there wouldn't be but 3 or 4 commenters and one cob left.
Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (uQzkA)

Wouldn't that be a joyful day.

I could call TJM a glowie without getting banned.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:21 PM (DD/7v)

241 Don't know if he's found anything, but Don LeMon had been looking inside a lot of black holes if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 19, 2026 05:21 PM (w6EFb)

242 It has been a frustrating couple of Months... Black robbed tyrants stopping Trump at every turn. The murder of Charlie Kirk.The mess in Minnesota and charges dropped on Comey James, and Brennen.....Hard to be optimistic...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 05:21 PM (VE6XX)

243 We disagree on "Not enough is happening' because you still have faith in the system.
Posted by: Methos
---------
Nope, I have faith in people, not systems which have failed us. GOPe has faith in systems. But if you note, Trump doesn't play that game, he attacks which is why GOPe doesn't like it.

So, I have more faith in Trump and his present crew than I do in the average black pill commenter here. Things are moving on the board but if you only look at the bright shiny things that even the conservative media presents, because it sells, then you might be depressed.

Always go to primary sources if you can for information and be guarded on any secondary source. Especially the rage clicks on social media and other places.

We cannot get back to the past which is an unrealistic goal in the first place, but we can advance, not wring our hands, and move forward.

We are winning to the extent that most people would not have believed this if I told you in 2017 and teh Democrats are losing (down to 27 percent in Gallup in party id now). 1970's it was well over 50 percent.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv)

244 So if I'm reading the comments right, we have to be patient because:

It takes time to build an airtight case

AND

we have to realize that most DOJ lawyers are lefties dragging their feet and sabotaging Trump.

I guess that's an argument.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 05:21 PM (Vh9CX)

245 If all the internet lawyers left the blog, there wouldn't be but 3 or 4 commenters and one cob left.
Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (uQzkA)

FIFY

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 05:22 PM (sGgMH)

246 I have never suggested killing all lawyers, or even shooting them all in the groin with a 40mm foam projectile. Just some of them.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

247 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:19 PM (NFX2v)

Yes I know he was railroaded and the chick likely died of a heart attack rather than traumatic injuries.

But their refrain now is a car posed no danger.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:22 PM (KDPiq)

248 Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM

So, so brave for Mr. Kelly to disrupt a church service/ sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 05:22 PM (Nx5jP)

249 #twoweeks

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 05:22 PM (IhIKR)

250 During the BLM riots there was a driver in TX who shot one. I think he was former military or active duty. I never found out how that resolved itself. It ouldnt have surprised me if he'd gone to jail
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (l/++U)

I think:
Sentenced to 25 years.
Abbott pardoned him.
He may have done about a year or so before that happened. I cannot recall the specifics.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2026 05:22 PM (YWB+v)

251 I don't know, maybe kiss my ass? Remember J6? The one that dem scumbags called an insurrection worse than pearl harbor? Did anybody give a fuck about building cases? Noooo, they grabbed 1600 people, some that weren't even there and threw them in the hole for 4 fucking years until the next president could get them out. Build your case, but toss the low hanging fruit into a fucking volcano for the time being.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (snZF9)

This.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (dK+Kv)

252 *Issues nationwide injunction against anyone touching a single, precious hair on Don Lemon's head*

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (V362x)

253 I admit I don't do much but bitch and try to be a good citizen. I'm damn sure not sending anybody else any money. Except Ace and JJ.
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:18 PM (vFG9F)

I was born in this country.

I'm pretty sure that gives me permission to besmirch anyone I damn well please.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (DD/7v)

254 An Apportionment is not the only consideration.

You have a change in the Electoral College as well.

This is why they fight.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (ZcsJV)

255
Gee, Don LeMon, getting cozy with Skeletor is a real baller move.

You two should see who has the bigger dick.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (mTQCe)

256 THEY ARE for THEM.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:15 PM (NFX2v)


Not really, in 2007 and 2008 I processed claims for unpaid wages having to do with the housing bust, and it seems the first workers to get stiffed in a collapse are the illegals -- There is a perception that the illegals won't go to the law to get their money.
And that is true, to a point.
They are the most disposable

On the other hand a friend of mine had two contractors suddenly "go on vacation back to Mexico for a week or two" at the beginning of this winter, and never came back to complete the job he hired them to do, so there is some action happening in the lower end of the trades.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)

257 "During the BLM riots there was a driver in TX who shot one. I think he was former military or active duty. I never found out how that resolved itself. It ouldnt have surprised me if he'd gone to jail
Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (l/++U)"

There were a lot of drivers that shot people. The one guy in a car in TX, if I recall, got jammed up but later got off, as it was a pretty blatant case of a rioter carrying an AK and pointing it at him.

Another dude in TX on foot smoked a commie trying to brain him with a skateboard and was not charged.

Someone got hosed in Seattle; random nobody driving to/from work when a crowd tried to beat him. But you have to expect the blue shitholes will always charge you. Either don't live there, or don't defend yourself... or DO defend yourself and understand the local government is party to the assault and act accordingly.

Note that as things dial up, antifa starts having guys with firearms waiting to shoot drivers. Dude in... SLC? Got shot that way. Stay away from commies unless it's helicopter time.

Posted by: heya at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (XyZGq)

258 We all have this burning heart.

Have faith. Pray. Believe. Never give up.

The greatest President of our 250 yrs is in charge. Do you think he's not going to respond?

https://tinyurl.com/533fr5e3

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 05:24 PM (WONhk)

259 I have never suggested killing all lawyers, or even shooting them all in the groin with a 40mm foam projectile. Just some of them.
-----

And there are other calibers of foam projectile that can be useful as well.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

260
Totally corrupt and on the take they are.
Posted by: 6 months to 2 years at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (R/m4+)

Y'ever wonder how long you could collect millions from the government for serving food to people without ever having a health inspection that might notice the fraud? Years? because it seems you can go years. OOOoopsie!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 19, 2026 05:24 PM (w/O5Q)

261 Our greatest W is stemming and reversing the flow of parasitic illegals into our country. This is a major accomplishment. My sadness is found in realizing that one bad election can reverse this.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 05:24 PM (pDt9x)

262 citing the Trump administration's lack of a valid removal order
——-

The President says “Get that SOB outta here!” is valid enough.

They act like the U.S.A. is some sort of Roach Motel

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (BEC0D)

263 I'm waiting for ICE to get to Philadelphia

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)

264 242 It has been a frustrating couple of Months... Black robbed tyrants stopping Trump at every turn. The murder of Charlie Kirk.The mess in Minnesota and charges dropped on Comey James, and Brennen.....Hard to be optimistic...
Posted by: It's me donna

2 million deported plus, inflation flatlining, tariffs bringing massive revenue to teh point that the deficit is shrinking, massive documentation of fraud, Obamacare subsidies are still dead to teh tune of 150 billion per year, better GOP candidates are on deck to replace dullards, poltroons, and cowards in 2026, Scotus is moving to the right to the dismay of teh idiot judges put in place by Democrats. Trump won 84 percent of cases at Scotus last year. DEI is dying. Troonism is likely to be rolled back at Scotus. Our military is back pulling off missions that scare the shit out of our adversaries.

We are winning, but if you spend time on rage articles even in conservative media, you forget to count the blessings and winnings that we do have.

Which are so substantial that the left is in an existential crisis. The Democrats cannot pivot right but only left due to those activists even when it hurts them to do so in elections.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)

265 Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)

Love your optimism

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 05:26 PM (VE6XX)

266 by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM

Who is Skeletor?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (Nx5jP)

267 No blackpiller here would have claimed the Don could manage to A) close teh border, B) deport millions including self deport, C) shut off refugee visas, D) start enforcing the public charge requirement in immigration cases and denaturalizing criminals.

This blackpiller knew the Don was serious because he had Musk and Homan on board during the campaign - then brought on an All Star Cast. Trump has always been terrible at judges and DOJ appointments, so I knew that Law & Order would be Trump's kryptonite.

I'm blackpilled because I can compartmentalize and recognize Wins and Losses, and celebrate and whine accordingly. The cultural rot has been going on for generations and the basic ingredients for a successful Constitutional Republic has deteriorated or has withdrawn into nothingness.

The US would need a war time consigliere who would surrender his dictatorial role once an achievable objective has been made. That ain't happening. Thus the blackpill.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (a4flb)

268 I have never suggested killing all lawyers, or even shooting them all in the groin with a 40mm foam projectile. Just some of them.

It should a requirement that once a year every attorney in the country should be shot in the groin with a 40mm foam projectile. CEU's and all that.

Posted by: Pro Bono at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (R/m4+)

269 That does not account for a Dem admin re-flooding the zone for 2 years, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 05:20 PM (ZcsJV)

-----------

Presuming the SCOTUS f*cks us on "Birthright Citizenship," the next Dem admin will be flying in pregnant ChiComms non-stop 24x7x52x4 to drop future Democrat-Communist-voting and -invading anchor babies.

There are already ONE MILLION "US Citizens" (owing to the "Birth Tourism" Industry Grift) under the age of 14 being raised in China.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (j1/ug)

270
a pastor on newsmax just said the terrorists were leaving the mosques alone. hmmmmm. why is that?

be asue the ragheads will beat that ass no questions asked.

we nees to stop being push overs when these bastards invade our places of worship and treat them with the same hostility and disrespect they've shown us they understand.

God knows, I'd take out the camera(s) then let loose my ptsd on a motherfucker.

never been happier to live in a safe state. prolly be one of the first ones killed by the pol pot commies in '30.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (Zr554)

271 224 I still hope that the next government shutdown will allow even more layoffs in Federal agencies.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Biden packed them in, skill or absolutely none, and years to work or not. It was a plan.

Now, as of late 2025, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) is experiencing a historic surge in retirements, with the retirement application inventory (the "queue") closing in on 50,000 applications awaiting finalization.

If they can't run the federal government as they please, they'll destroy it and run it through the ghost government. It was always the plan for Trump administrations.

However, the federal agencies are now incompetent after more than a decade of nonsence & there's little chance of recouping.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (NFX2v)

272 The midterms can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Sid at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (CaPkR)

273 The democrat party run by criminals for criminals. Everybody else can fuck fight the fuck off.

Telling you the democrats want a war.

Be prepared.
Buy ammo.
Join like minded citizens.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (xvV+O)

274 Isn't it illegal to hire illegal aliens? Why have I not heard of a single employer being hauled off to the hoosegow? Ok - maybe you don't take on a heavyweight like Tyson Foods, but even just a couple small ones? Just one small one e?

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (5FvuI)

275 265 Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)

Love your optimism
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 05:26 PM (VE6XX)

Yes indeed. If only he could alleviate my dread of elections future.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (pDt9x)

276 I think:
Sentenced to 25 years.
Abbott pardoned him.
He may have done about a year or so before that happened. I cannot recall the specifics.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 19, 2026 05:22 PM (YWB+v)

Meanwhile, the cops who followed Minnesota state police procedure for detaining a perp are serving life sentences.

Or something close to it.

And the guys who attempted to detain a thief, following the laws in Georgia, are serving life without parole because the perp grabbed one of their legally possessed weapons.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (DD/7v)

277 139 103 That CIA goon is addressing the VA Assembly.

And the entire audience has stood up to clap multiple times.
I presume that includes the Republicans.
In case you're wondering how and why we lost in VA ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (HXT0k)
_____________________________

You have to look at that from a current events perspective. A vast majority of DC employees learning the term "down sizing" live in Fairfax, Arlington, and Prince William counties, Virginia. They don't live in a vacuum. Everyone they come in contact with will get the story of how they were "unfairly" discarded by the current administration and so on down the line. They'll leave out the part about redundancy and incompetence, and partisan.

As an example. I have a friend who owns a catering business that serves that region, and they do a lot of those cocktail parties we love to hate. She has always been a Conservative, or at least right leaning person. NOW, however, the catering jobs are waning. The griping of her customers about the current administration is incessant, and she likes alot of these people regardless of their politics. She sides with them now.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 05:28 PM (dIske)

278 251 I don't know, maybe kiss my ass? Remember J6? The one that dem scumbags called an insurrection worse than pearl harbor? Did anybody give a fuck about building cases? Noooo, they grabbed 1600 people, some that weren't even there and threw them in the hole for 4 fucking years until the next president could get them out. Build your case, but toss the low hanging fruit into a fucking volcano for the time being.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 05:16 PM (snZF9)

This.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (dK+Kv)

They marched in DC, a federal area, not MN, a state. Easier to toss folks into the local b/c DC can do that en masse.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 19, 2026 05:28 PM (tOcjL)

279 271. Caveat - AGAINSTTrump administrations.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:28 PM (NFX2v)

280 The guy in Austin was convicted by the lib jury and corrupt lefty DA. He was eventually pardoned by Abbott IIRC. The Austin police did not recommend charging him and considered it self defense. The Lefty DA thought otherwise

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:28 PM (KDPiq)

281 Check out this snowfall in Russia

https://tinyurl.com/jupmk8xc

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ZxPkt)

282
Yes indeed. If only he could alleviate my dread of elections future.
Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (pDt9x)

This is what is terrorizing me.. The thought of the Dems winning in 2026

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 05:29 PM (VE6XX)

283 Has Nekima Levy Armstrong been questioned by police yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 05:29 PM (2Ez/1)

284 All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

Be sure to attend our tradeshow today through January 23rd in Davos, Switzerland! Lucky attendees will be selected at random for an extra tin of sardines!

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 19, 2026 05:29 PM (0sNs1)

285 whig, please realize that most times my comments are silly and unserious and a pathetic attempt to hold off long forsaken hope.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:30 PM (vFG9F)

286 Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)

Very well said.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 19, 2026 05:30 PM (k1gZr)

287 Minnesota is going to be the catalyst for voter ID too.

Thanks retarded leftists!

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 05:30 PM (XLfSN)

288 We are winning, but if you spend time on rage articles even in conservative media, you forget to count the blessings and winnings that we do have.

I'm celebrating how great the engine is running and how well the A/C works - but damn, the transmission just blew.

You need enough critical functional pieces working to be a success. I can deal with rattles, a cracked windshield, a broken radio and an unbalanced tyre.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:30 PM (a4flb)

289 I'm pretty sure that gives me permission to besmirch anyone I damn well please."

This. I know one of the "rooftop Koreans"... he did more than what's his name, btw.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 05:30 PM (XuXeR)

290 The way you work with attorneys is you put together some brief notes regarding what you are trying to accomplish, call the attorney into your office, hand him the notes and say, "here is your conclusion - now bring me the support!"

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 05:31 PM (GPa4z)

291 If all the lawyers left the blog, there wouldn't be but 3 or 4 commenters and one cob left.
Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (uQzkA)


W-a-i-t a minute. You let lawyers in here?

Er, not prosecutors, I hope. There might just be some paper out on me somewhere

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:31 PM (2L+MU)

292 244 So if I'm reading the comments right, we have to be patient because:

It takes time to build an airtight case

AND

we have to realize that most DOJ lawyers are lefties dragging their feet and sabotaging Trump.

I guess that's an argument.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Yep. Our country was set up on vicinage. That is because colonists during the later stages before independence were hauled up to courts in England or Nova Scotia at Halifax, a major British military base to be tried. So our Constitution requires people to be tried in the district where they committed the crime with a jury drawn from that location. And that means a local DA has to oversee charges, the grand jury, etc. And leftist blue shithole senators are blocking any Trump nominees by the blue slip procedure in the Senate Judiciary. That means that under the existing law, the judges in shithole blue states that got those seats due to the blue slip policy winnowing out conservatives, then pick the DA (Trump is challenging that in court as that law runs afoul of recent court decisions on appointments). See NJ and VA for those examples.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:32 PM (E4rtv)

293 I'm an Optimistic Realist.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:32 PM (KDPiq)

294 Gee, the Blade already said what Kurt said above, weeks if not months ago. AoS know their shit ahead of the game.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:32 PM (AuNgU)

295 Is it significant that Don Lemon wears smart girl glasses?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 05:33 PM (8CIFn)

296 That's a perfect example of how the process is punishing US.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 05:33 PM (vFG9F)

297 some action happening in the lower end of the trades.

Tradesmens entrance

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 05:33 PM (Kt19C)

298 The midterms can't come soon enough.
Posted by: Sid at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (CaPkR)


Finger waves

Posted by: Vir Cotto at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (+Zbod)

299 Who is running for the R nomination for governor of MN? I would think that a good candidate would have a good chance to take that seat away from the commiecrats this year.

Some good things are happening at the DOJ even with establishment gal Bondi as AG. But darn that lazy Trump, its been over a week since he nabbed Maduro and all the DOD did after that was bomb some terrorists in Syria. Surely the military could have seized MN and IL this week? And why haven't we seized Greenland yet? Whats with pussy footing around with tariffs and buying it from Denmark. /sarc (tag shouldn't be needed but is )

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (hhkIi)

300 by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM

Who is Skeletor?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 05:27 PM (Nx5jP)

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I don't know but would guess James Carville?

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (j1/ug)

301 Continued, the Comey indictment was chucked by the judge because he ruled that the Trump temp appointee waiting for confirmation (blocked by Dems blue slip) was illegally in office for the indictment.

Same with the indictment of the NJ Democrat Congress critter storming and assaulting an ICE officer. Trump has blocked the courts from putting in a blue DA because he keeps firing them, but the judges persist in those shithole rotten boroughs. And the decisions wind their way up to Scotus through the circuit courts of appeal.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

302 294 Gee, the Blade already said what Kurt said above, weeks if not months ago. AoS know their shit ahead of the game.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:32 PM (AuNgU)

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Orson has a tendency to skip over comments when someone refers to themselves in the third person. It's confusing.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (dIske)

303 Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (E4rtv)

Love your optimism
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 05:26 PM


Me too. I wish I shared it.

Maybe I'm just hungry and cranky. I think we are having lasagna later. That always improves my mood.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (jc0TO)

304 281 Check out this snowfall in Russia

https://tinyurl.com/jupmk8xc
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ZxPkt)

Now that there is some Prime A number 1 Globull Warmering!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 05:35 PM (mP0Kj)

305 Gee, the Blade already said what Kurt said above, weeks if not months ago. AoS know their shit ahead of the game.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:32 PM (AuNgU)

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Orson has a tendency to skip over comments when someone refers to themselves in the third person. It's confusing.
Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM


Jimmy doesn't like it.

Posted by: Jimmy at January 19, 2026 05:35 PM (jc0TO)

306 . So our Constitution requires people to be tried in the district where they committed the crime with a jury drawn from that location. And that means a local DA has to oversee charges, the grand jury, etc."

And assumes similar outlooks of laws and values. Absent that, and you get a very fractured state of affairs.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 05:35 PM (XuXeR)

307 Maybe I'm just hungry and cranky. I think we are having lasagna later. That always improves my mood.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:34 PM (jc0TO)

Who are you Garfield ?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 05:36 PM (KDPiq)

308 Nude fauci fucknuggets

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 19, 2026 05:36 PM (AuNgU)

309 Jimmy doesn't like it."

How about sharif?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 05:37 PM (XuXeR)

310 274 Isn't it illegal to hire illegal aliens? Why have I not heard of a single employer being hauled off to the hoosegow? Ok - maybe you don't take on a heavyweight like Tyson Foods, but even just a couple small ones? Just one small one e?
Posted by: 496

They took them on years ago, including everything chicken and beef, fabrication, painting, bridge repair, etc.. They spanned industries pursuing them. And the R administrations were hated.

They couldn't strip "should and could" out of federal agency LAWS without the unions striking & protesting.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:37 PM (NFX2v)

311 However, the federal agencies are now incompetent after more than a decade of nonsence & there's little chance of recouping.

Good. If any of the individual states want to operate a Quality Learing Center then they can plunder their own state's citizens.

Close all of the Fe'ral Government down. I fail to see why we need a Fe'ral Labor department and fifty state Labor departments. Dittos with every other luxury grift that Babylon DC funds.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:37 PM (a4flb)

312 Funny how the Left can get Judges to immediately give orders stopping stuff...

But for the Right it takes months and months.

But yeah... follow the plan...

Wait, I've heard that somewhere before...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 05:37 PM (mP0Kj)

313 I'm celebrating how great the engine is running and how well the A/C works - but damn, the transmission just blew.

You need enough critical functional pieces working to be a success. I can deal with rattles, a cracked windshield, a broken radio and an unbalanced tyre.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:30 PM (a4flb)

I can't come up with a decent set of metaphors involving cars, so I'll just say it straight.

DOJ is still full of saboteurs. As is State. Not to mention the so-called intelligence community. And don't even get me started on Congress.

I knew coming in that Trump was going to be surrounded by traitors, and what he might manage to get done will be a blessing. But it's not about being "black pilled" to say he's up against an entrenched system, and doesn't stand much of a chance of making the changes most Americans want permanent.

Just temporary victories. I'm too much a realist to believe otherwise.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 05:37 PM (DD/7v)

314 Yep. Our country was set up on vicinage...

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I think we all understand that thus some justification for being backpilled.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 05:37 PM (Vh9CX)

315 fter storming the church, William Kelly taunted Bondi.

“Yesterday, I went into a church with Nikema Armstrong and I protested these white supremacists!” he said. “The pastor of the church is a f*cking ICE leader in the city?!”

“They want to come after me? F*ck em!” he said. “F*ck those f*cking Nazis! Come and get me, Pam Bondi! You f*cking traitorous b*tch!”
Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 05:17 PM (TN0g+)

Just make him disappear. No trace. According to him we're Nazis, correct? I believe that's a technique they real Nazis used...."Into the fog...."

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 05:38 PM (5xuJ/)

316 I haven't been watching any news. Could someone tell me why Lemon was protesting that particular church? Is it a known ICE hideout? Do they give alms to the KKK? Why that church?

This is a serious question.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (aZm/F)


Due to similarities in the names of a pastor at this church and the Acting Field Supervisor of ICE in Minneapolis, these CHUDs got in their heads that the pastor moonlights as an ICE agent. I guess it makes sense if you're a Commie.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (pJWtt)

317 306 . So our Constitution requires people to be tried in the district where they committed the crime with a jury drawn from that location. And that means a local DA has to oversee charges, the grand jury, etc."

Your state or county? Not mine. Sentencing is more river, paper, rocks nowadays.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (NFX2v)

318 I guess that's an argument.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 05:21 PM (Vh9CX)


The alternative is to stomp your feet and ball up your fists and shout that it is all wrong.

Which . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (rbvCR)

319 Remember last week? When Bill and Hitlery Clinton Contempted Congress and the Gormless Old Prats had a 15 minute hissy? That was great.

Anyway, how's that football game going? We're gonna have a great Superb Owl this year!

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (V362x)

320 Ok - maybe you don't take on a heavyweight like Tyson Foods, but even just a couple small ones? Just one small one e?

A raid on the China owned packing plants might be acceptable. (Smithfield Foods) of hunt down JBS or National Beef (Brazil).

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:39 PM (a4flb)

321 We should just get to the nut cutting. There is not enough air that these leftist won't take from us. Filthy commies.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (NZl+V)

322 ChristyBlinky, Disc Jockey
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Looked it up. AI had difficulty attributing it to Against All Odds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (zNcSj)

323 So our Constitution requires people to be tried in the district where they committed the crime with a jury drawn from that location. And that means a local DA has to oversee charges, the grand jury, etc."

Now you see the genius in Trump appointing a nation-wide prosecutor for exactly these crimes.

Sweat the local retards with a full fleet of Process Is The Punishment stunts, then have them turn on their out-of-state benefactors and roll a RICO somewhere more friendly to Just Justice.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (a4flb)

324 319 Remember last week? When Bill and Hitlery Clinton Contempted Congress and the Gormless Old Prats had a 15 minute hissy? That was great
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I'm sure the warrants are on Blondi's desk.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (zNcSj)

325 187 4 Ace, we are in a Civil War, yes? - tubal

Funny that the modern Ft. Sumter-type event is being led by Governor Flamboyatard and an army of AWFLs.

Posted by: Paco at January 19, 2026 05:09 PM (2L+MU)

I'm not sure if the AWFLs in MN are any less emotional than the Confederates and Citadel cadets in Charleston firing cannonballs at Ft. Sumter.

They both seem to be operating on delusions of grandeur that turned tragic in the end.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

326 Looked it up. AI had difficulty attributing it to Against All Odds.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:42 PM (zNcSj)


AI is retarded and can (ok, I forgot I am behaving now and won't finish this sentence).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (WONhk)

327 Remember last week? When Bill and Hitlery Clinton Contempted Congress and the Gormless Old Prats had a 15 minute hissy? That was great
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I'm sure the warrants are on Blondi's desk.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM


under the Epstein files.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 05:45 PM (jc0TO)

328 247. But their refrain now is a car posed no danger.
Posted by: Opinion fact

So then their game becomes the death of a White woman had no value to Nazis!?

They got it covered and "forget"about Ashli Babbet because she was a pawn, less than nothing in their eyes.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (NFX2v)

329 I'm not good with words so...

I know a lot on our side are black pilling, thinking it's hopeless.

I'd just say that it is always darkest before the dawn, but the dawn will come.

And I think that a bad as we are doom scrolling/feeling down...

I think our enemies are even more dispairing. I think they have an absolute existential fear they are loosing.


And they will.

It won't be easy.

But they will lose.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (kIrFD)

330 Remember last week? When Bill and Hitlery Clinton Contempted Congress and the Gormless Old Prats had a 15 minute hissy? That was great
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I'm sure the warrants are on Blondi's desk.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 05:44 PM (zNcSj)

Are they in binders? Because if they aren't in the correct binders, the warrants are null and void.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Lakanookie at January 19, 2026 05:49 PM (5xuJ/)

331 256 THEY ARE for THEM meaning exactly that, not concerning illegals, not concerning criminals & non-criminals. Whatever puts and keeps in $ in their pockets.

Their greed - nor their compassion - is immense.

Yeah, and I was a minor Fed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 05:51 PM (NFX2v)

332 The reviews by Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic and Disparu of Star Fleet Academy are hysterical. A massive flop of idoocy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 06:00 PM (PTsqM)

333 It's not Trump who we think is selling us out, it's 'Red Flag' Pam who we believe to be incompetent or is selling us out.
Over a year and no arrests, just an Epstein fiasco and lots of FOX news appearances.

Posted by: VAR1ABLE at January 19, 2026 06:44 PM (ZRous)

334 274 Isn't it illegal to hire illegal aliens? Why have I not heard of a single employer being hauled off to the hoosegow? Ok - maybe you don't take on a heavyweight like Tyson Foods, but even just a couple small ones? Just one small one e?
Posted by: 496

It is. Yes, it is illegal under U.S. federal law to knowingly hire or continue to employ an individual who is not authorized to work in the United States. This is a key provision of the Immigration Reform and Control Act (IRCA) of 1986.

So that's why the US State & Labor Departments gave out certain visas like trading cards. And that's also why another branch of the Federal gov. created Temporary Protected Status.

And why no one or no agency involved with Maryland seemed to get in trouble for the massive bridge collapse killing several foreign labors working up on the bridge's deck.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 07:49 PM (NFX2v)

335 That church stunt was the ultimate cry-bully tactic. Accuse the PASTOR of being part of ICE. Invade a house of worship DURING THE SERVICE. Harass the parishioners.

Then claim to be the "victim."

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 19, 2026 07:56 PM (tV890)

336 We ain't black-pilled on Trump. We are on Bondi.

He's had such people work against him (and us!) before.

Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at January 19, 2026 10:16 PM (8YAVU)

337 30 investigate prosecute convict incarcerate repeat

More like:
Fox News interview
Outrage
Promises
Announce start of investigation
Squirrel!
News Interview
New subject

Posted by: Ranten N. Raven at January 19, 2026 10:21 PM (8YAVU)

338 Schlichter couldn't be more wrong. Democrats don't follow the law, they USE it. You think their judges and juries won't laugh legal cases against democrats out of court? You think the DOJ would have any more success than it had with Letitia James?

Arrest democrats and their supporters. Pin 30 felonies on them for each illegal act. Throw them in prison indefinitely pending trial. And put them in front of OUR judges and OUR juries.

That's the only way to fight those scum. Anyone who thinks democrats won't be even worse when they get back in power is an idiot.

Posted by: Galt at January 19, 2026 10:38 PM (9UnaD)

339 329 I'm not good with words so...

I know a lot on our side are black pilling, thinking it's hopeless.

I'd just say that it is always darkest before the dawn, but the dawn will come.

And I think that a bad as we are doom scrolling/feeling down...

I think our enemies are even more dispairing. I think they have an absolute existential fear they are loosing.


And they will.

It won't be easy.

But they will lose.
Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 05:46 PM (kIrFD)

Those are good words!

Posted by: m at January 20, 2026 05:56 AM (SSiCQ)

"Protesters" Now Assaulting Random People on the Streets of Minneapolis Hunting for ICE Agents and Invading Churches

Major Error: I had intended to fix a typo in this post, but I accidentally put it back into draft. So apparently this post was only up for five minutes, and there was no new content on the blog until 1:30.

Sorry. I'm going to put this post back up for a while.

...


When leftists passed the FACE Act, to make it illegal to protest outside an abortion clinic, jackass Republicans went along with it, but insisted that it also make disrupting/"protesting" a church service as well. (I say they're jackasses because they didn't block this law entirely.)

Leftists are now violating the FACE Act that Biden used to throw peaceful protesters in jail.

LOCK.

THEM.

UP.

Before that: Via John Sexton, the DOJ has subpoenaed Walz, Frey, and other Minnesota officials. They're looking for evidence that these men are violating federal law by conspiring to block federal law enforcement efforts.


DOJ investigating Gov. Tim Walz, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over alleged conspiracy to impede immigration agents

The Justice Department is investigating Minnesota officials, including Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, over an alleged conspiracy to impede federal immigration agents, an extraordinary escalation in the Trump administration's clash with Democratic leaders there, multiple sources familiar with the matter told CBS News.

One of the sources, a U.S. official, said the investigation stems from statements that Walz and Frey have made about the thousands of Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers and Border Patrol agents deployed to the Minneapolis region in recent weeks.

Subpoenas are likely to be issued in the probe, sources familiar with the matter told CBS News.

...


Walz and Frey, both Democrats, have vocally denounced the federal deployment to the Twin Cities, accusing federal agents of creating chaos and undermining public safety through aggressive tactics.

Earlier this week, Frey said the federal deployment had created a situation that was "not sustainable."

"We're in a position right now where we have residents that are asking the very limited number of police officers that we have to fight ICE agents on the street," Frey said. "We cannot be at a place right now in America where we have two governmental entities that are literally fighting one another."

...

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who visited Minneapolis with FBI Director Kash Patel on Friday, appeared to make a vague reference to the investigation earlier this week.

"Walz and Frey- I'm focused on stopping YOU from your terrorism by whatever means necessary. This is not a threat. It's a promise," Blanche wrote on X earlier this week.

They also should be investigated for refusing to arrest antifa and other violent anarchists for attacking citizens in the street:

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze

So to catch you up on events:

- Protest group chased two innocent dudes out of a diner.

- Attacked an innocent guy on the street who was actually with them.

- Harassed an innocent guy with an SUV and demanded to see his ID.

- Blocked an innocent guy because of his rental car plates

- Have now stormed into church services.

And I haven't seen a single Minneapolis police officer in any of the previous week's video footage.

A mob of extremists raided a church, hunting a pastor they claimed was secretly an ICE agent.

This is insane. It's also illegal.



Andrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvet

Three thoughts for Don Lemon:

1 - He's an unserious clown.

2 - He would have never barged into a Mosque and live-streamed a "protest" if Muslims were involved. This was a direct attack on Christians.

3 - This is what a FACE Act violation is:

"FACE Act violations involve using force, threats, or physical obstruction to interfere with access to places of worship. The FACE Act makes it illegal to intimidate, injure, or obstruct patients, providers, or religious attendees."

Don Lemon and his comrades deserve to be investigated and charged.

Lemon is now talking tough to the "right wing fake media" insisting he didn't violate the FACE act because he was Making a Journolizm, but his statements before he illegally invaded the church make it clear that he was just another scumbag antifa protester. Just one not wearing a mask.

This makes it cleat that Lemon was present as part of the "protest," not a disinterested "journalist." The woman he's kissing is the lead organizer of the illegal protest.


The organizer of the event -- a lawyer who should definitely be prosecuted -- thanked Lemon for joining the protest. And, I guess, for kissing her fat face.

churchdisruption.jpg

Chuck Ross lays out the case that Lemon is a part of the illegal protest, not just a "chronicler."

Disgraced former CNN host Don Lemon colluded with anti-ICE activists now under investigation for storming a Minnesota church on Sunday--a "clandestine" operation that Lemon helped keep secret ahead of time before publicizing it once it began.

Lemon, who was fired from CNN in 2023 over mistreatment of female colleagues, accompanied Minneapolis lawyer Nekima Levy Armstrong on "Operation Pull Up" at Cities Church in Saint Paul to protest the ICE shooting earlier this month of 37-year-old Renee Good. According to Armstrong, the operation targeted Cities Church because an associate pastor is allegedly the acting director of Saint Paul's ICE office.

"Pull up" is black slang for get into someone's face, challenge them to a fight, or to threaten them.


"We show up somewhere that is a key location," Armstrong told Lemon in an interview prior to the event. "They don't expect us to come there. And then we disrupt business as usual."

Lemon, who kissed Armstrong on the cheek at the beginning of their interview, accompanied the activist and others, including Saint Paul school board member Chauntyll Allen and members of Black Lives Matter Minneapolis, from its staging site in a Dollar General parking lot to the church. At the church, Armstrong and her cohort disrupted the service with shouts of "ICE Out!" and other slogans. The pastor targeted in the operation was not present at the church on Sunday.

The Department of Justice is investigating the incident, and there are growing calls on social media to arrest Lemon. Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Rights Division Harmeet Dhillon said Sunday that she is investigating the incident for a potential violation of the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act, which makes it illegal to block access to houses of worship. Dhillon also took a swipe at Lemon, writing that his "pseudo journalism" is not protected by the First Amendment.

"You are on notice!" she wrote.

Lemon responded to Dhillon's remarks, distancing himself from Armstrong's organization.

...

A review of Lemon's live feed shows he was an enthusiastic supporter of "Operation Pull Up," even as he at times denied being a participant.

Lemon opened his live stream saying he had conducted "some reconnaissance" and had been speaking to an organization "that's gearing up for resistance and protest." Lemon said he had been "pleasantly surprised seeing the community coming together" in the wake of Good's shooting.

"These are resistance protesters that are planning an operation that we're going to follow them on," he said. "I can't tell you exactly what they're doing." But he described it as an operation "where they surprise people, catch them off guard, and hold them to account."

"Because they are strategizing, I don't want to get too much of their information there," said Lemon, also admitting that he "turned my camera off" at one point to avoid publicizing the "secret" plans.

The "journalist" turned off his cameras so as not to reveal his "subjects'" plans and strategy.

That doesn't sound like a "journalist."


He thanked Armstrong for inviting him to join the event. After the operation, Armstrong thanked "all of the activists who showed up + independent journalists," listing Lemon and others.

Inside the church, Lemon sought to cast himself as a neutral journalist observing the foray.

...

But moments later, Lemon praised the tactics of "Operation Pull Up."

"That's what I believe when I say everyone has to be willing to sacrifice something," he said. "You have to make people uncomfortable in these times. You have to be willing to go into places and disrupt and make people uncomfortable."

Read the whole thing. I mean Harmeet Dhillon. She should read the whole thing and write up an arrest warrant based on it.

Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM




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1 BLADE IS FIRSTIEST

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

2 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

3 Dammit, Blade.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

4 I was told yesterday the unit of someone I know well is deploying to Minnesota.

He is NOT in the National Guard. A regular army infantry unit.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:13 PM (olqfj)

5 "Protesters" Now Assaulting Random People on the Streets of Minneapolis Hunting for ICE Agents and Invading Churches


If you defend yourself you are the one going to jail and you will be found guilty and spend decades in prison.


There is no way this is going to end well for either side.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 12:14 PM (0N4FZ)

6 Gee... this sure seems like an insurrection to me, what with the local authorities refusing to stop any of this.


If only we had some way to deal with an insurrection.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:14 PM (zjgNU)

7 Will anything happen?

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 12:14 PM (YpWtw)

8 What right does the stupidest man alive have to disrupt a church service?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 12:14 PM (8CIFn)

9 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 19, 2026 12:15 PM (LdBR/)

10 What happened to the thread?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:15 PM (77rzZ)

11 And just like that... it was gone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

12 A post, temporarily lost to the mists of time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

13 Only gonna get worse

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:15 PM (VE6XX)

14 William Kelly was also in DC confronting National Guard troops, sticking the camera in their faces to get a reation.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2026 12:16 PM (FCrpy)

15 Probably a victim of Ace trying to close a tag.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 12:16 PM (ExV1e)

16 LOL, Don might sing a different tune soon

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 19, 2026 12:18 PM (pscAN)

17 Interesting that the filthy "protesters" (read: rioters) up until now were almost all lily-white and mostly middle-aged or older. An army of Renee Goods and her butch "wife>

But these scumbags in the church were mostly black, and pimping the BLM "hands up don't shoot" bullshit.

My read? Someone dug up some money to pay BLM retreads to get in the game. The left is getting desperate. Trump is winning.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

18 On Minneapolis police, they used to have something like 800 or 900 officers. They're legally required to have around 750 officers. The city has been ignoring the law and letting the city get by with only 500 or 600 officers. Now another 100 officers or so are taking advantage of Walz' new family leave program (funded by a new 1% payroll tax to help drive workers & businesses from the state). The program can give them something like 20 weeks off so they can avoid the riot season.

Posted by: Dave at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (sbsMc)

19 Ace, blink twice if you're being held hostage in Minnesota.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 12:22 PM (ExV1e)

20 I was told yesterday the unit of someone I know well is deploying to Minnesota.

He is NOT in the National Guard. A regular army infantry unit.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:13 PM (olqfj)

IF this is true, I can forgive Trump for delaying the Insurrection Act.

You don't want to invoke it and then do nothing. If they are prepping resources and soldiers, then it makes sense to wait so they can be deployed right when Trump declares the insurrection.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

21 Ummm... everything disappeared

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

22
Will anything happen?
Posted by: 496

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You must be new here.

Posted by: United States of America at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (Jyxrm)

23
If Don Lemon was doing actual journalism instead of propaganda pre-approved by the Bolsheviks, then Antifa would have mobbed him, beaten him, and stolen his equipment.

When I hear this mob of human scum ranting, making threats, and chanting, I'm thinking this must have been what the original Russian Bolsheviks sounded like. And all the equivalent gangs that came after them, around the world. This is what it looks like.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 12:27 PM (azNOR)

24 So FACE Act is going to be charger?
Or simple assault...

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (6CO1G)

25 Hmm.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:38 PM (jc0TO)

26 Spears. Spears are the answer to mobs.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

27 The Nullification Crisis of 2026

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (oKaXm)

28 Once again, I'll let the others know.

(Revived thread is back.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (O7YUW)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

30 ********
I wonder if we can ever get our country back to sanity?
It's probably just going to get worse. They're like rabid dogs.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)



*Tanned*

*Rested*

*Ready*

Posted by: Lamont THE Big Dummy at January 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

31 >>>And I haven't seen a single Minneapolis police officer in any of the previous week's video footage.

This is how you get vigilantism, and I am OK with that.

Reap it, MFrs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

32
Someone said Harmeet Dhillon has charged him, something under the so-called KKK Act.

If true, I bet he deletes all his social media accounts within hours.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (Jyxrm)

33 William Kelly...what a "badass" there, going into a Church and telling a group of peaceful people that they're "fake Christians" for not joining into their bullshit crusade.

This is an argument why pastors should conceal carry whenever and wherever possible.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (HKk+P)

34 didn't one of the cuomos say the same thing about protesters?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (CWTWj)

35 If only we had some way to deal with an insurrection.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:14 PM (zjgNU


Might Virginians know something about that?

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 03:34 PM (gKWVE)

36 Ah, back again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 03:34 PM (zjgNU)

37 Itching for a Civil War. They will eventually cause injuries and quite possibly permanent ones. Someone will fight them and it won't be good

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)

38 Illegal aliens provide bodies for congressional representation, with or without voting. They also are a conduit to steal billions of taxpayer dollars nationally, and the democrat party is taking a large cut of these funds and transferring it interstate in order to fund candidates and get out the vote efforts across the country. One of the biggest of these conduits is in Minnesota, which is why Walz was picked as VP candidate.

Without these activities, the democrat party will cease to exist. They will kill to hold on to them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 03:35 PM (0U5gm)

39 Also, I think Nick Sorter (sp?) was assaulted and had his equipment destroyed for trying to do some actual journalism in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 19, 2026 03:35 PM (HKk+P)

40
I'm especially entertained at the way LeMon is distancing himself from the activists. "Dude, I'm just the messenger!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 03:35 PM (Jyxrm)

41 yay for all the minneapolis police going home safe every night ... one more day toward collecting a fat pension!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 03:35 PM (Cjt/F)

42 Call me when the feds start arresting and treating them like they did the J6er's.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 19, 2026 03:35 PM (H0l69)

43 This is how you get vigilantism, and I am OK with that.

Reap it, MFrs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

Laws protect CRIMINALS more than the law abiding.

Because if the criminals stop getting caught by police, their victims will exact retribution.

And that generally doesn't work out well for criminals. (Mob beatings, lynching, stoning, etc... are ALL on the menu.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 03:35 PM (zjgNU)

44 "That's what I believe when I say everyone has to be willing to sacrifice something," he said. "You have to make people uncomfortable in these times. You have to be willing to go into places and disrupt and make people uncomfortable."


Someone should've made them uncomfortable with some 00 Buck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

45 I thought that maybe Ace's lawyer made him take it down.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 19, 2026 03:36 PM (qFwJc)

46 >>>FACE Act violations involve using force, threats, or physical obstruction to interfere with access to places of worship

abortion clinics, the "place of worship" of the left

Posted by: brak at January 19, 2026 03:37 PM (jGJov)

47 A lot of the protesters in MN, and about all of them as aren't Somali, are bussed in. Chicago's Trinity Church - where Obama went - is a particular nest of total assholes.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 03:37 PM (gKWVE)

48 These actions can’t go unpunished. May I suggest using your nightstick officer?

Posted by: Squid at January 19, 2026 03:37 PM (NaIVB)

49 Seems like as good a time as any to "I feared for my life. I want my lawyer."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Guess the shitlib overlords noticed that it was nothing but unsympathetic white loons harassing ICE and decided they needed to activate BLM.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2026 03:37 PM (GWvli)

51 Pastor of Cities Church responds to Don Lemon:

https://tinyurl.com/432y44hz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:38 PM (Nx5jP)

52 Lamont had a serious paste fail there, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

53 Reminder: Nick Sortor got his $1000 camera stolen in MN and was attacked. They tracked the woman who attacked him via her license plate. She is likely involved in the day care/autism fraud scandals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVvvDmuVqYs

It is all madness, and until there are arrests it won't stop, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (gWBY1)

54 sounds like "Nest of Assholes" would be covering for Nitzer Ebb and Skinny Puppy in Rochester 1989

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (gKWVE)

55 abortion clinics, the "place of worship" of the left
Posted by: brak at January 19, 2026 03:37 PM (jGJov)

Child-sacrifice is their highest sacrament.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (zjgNU)

56 Apparently, the only crime that democrats want to prosecute is parading.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (0U5gm)

57
One of the most alarming realities that has been revealed, notably during Trump's first Presidential campaign, is that in Democrat-controlled cities, the police are not coming. They'll stand and watch peaceful conservatives or anyone else get mobbed and beaten, and only step in when the non-crazy people defend themselves. Or, as in Minneapolis, disappear like little bitches altogether. These are their orders.

Some kind of communist paradigm at work here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (PbePe)

58 They have been rioting for weeks.

Where are the feds?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

59 I was wondering where this post went.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 03:40 PM (0N4FZ)

60 So these people are employees? Contractors? Are they getting a W2? How will this sound in the deposition? Look up pen registers again.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 03:40 PM (YlWIZ)

61 “I think we can all agree that the most deranged white liberal woman in Minneapolis is Don Lemon.”

- Joseph Massey

Posted by: Squid at January 19, 2026 03:40 PM (NaIVB)

62 Ace is just one letter away from ICE…get him!

Posted by: Paid protestor at January 19, 2026 03:40 PM (CsxlM)

63 LOL Nicki Minaj called Don lemon a C@ck Sucker and they want her cancelled. Don also went on the hags Podcast and they doubled down on the Church being a White supremist

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2026 03:40 PM (FCrpy)

64 >>> If true, I bet he deletes all his social media accounts within hours.

That's not how the internet works, Lemon...

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 03:41 PM (gWBY1)

65 Without these activities, the democrat party will cease to exist. They will kill to hold on to them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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Once the killing times start, no one is safe but particularly the out in front assholes provoking this outcome.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)

66 >>>Where are the feds?

Fox News needs me

Posted by: Pam Bondi at January 19, 2026 03:41 PM (jGJov)

67 So, the guard and all that. There were places where the towns held cannibal barbeques of fellow townspeople. Coming soon, to a blue state near you.

Posted by: Sure, that makes me a threat, sure it does.... at January 19, 2026 03:41 PM (31BE0)

68 When I was a teenage the rumor was that the local police would load shot guns with coarse salt on halloween to deal with pranksters. Or churches that don't want to use lethal force on 'protestors' could get some Byrnas or other non lethal launchers and pelt the intruders with those.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 03:42 PM (hhkIi)

69 I have to ask why there aren't any goon squad tactics against the Left? Certainly Lemon deserves an early morning door busting visit from the FBI and Federal marshals.

Is Patel just that much of a pussy?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 03:42 PM (Vh9CX)

70 Someone said Harmeet Dhillon has charged him, something under the so-called KKK Act.

If true, I bet he deletes all his social media accounts within hours.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (Jyxrm)
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Good luck with that. Backups exist on the server end.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 03:42 PM (ESVrU)

71 63 LOL Nicki Minaj called Don lemon a C@ck Sucker and they want her cancelled. Don also went on the hags Podcast and they doubled down on the Church being a White supremist
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2026 03:40 PM (FCrpy)

I did not expect Nicki Minaj to be so based. Good for her. Speaking truth to power and she's going to pay a heavy price for that in her circles I imagine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 03:43 PM (S6amQ)

72 58 They have been rioting for weeks.

Where are the feds?
Posted by: Sponge
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ICE is doing what it does which is not dealing with riots but apprehensions. FBI is there getting their guns stolen and their vehicles destroyed. And the MN police and MN Nat Guard are sitting on their ass.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)

73 Dhillon also took a swipe at Lemon, writing that his "pseudo journalism" is not protected by the First Amendment.

"You are on notice!" she wrote.

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No, arrest the beast right now. Let him stew in jail and reflect on 1A.

Posted by: Decaf at January 19, 2026 03:43 PM (Z8jzG)

74 LOL. Don Lemon says to the pastor, "please don't push me."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:43 PM (Nx5jP)

75 If Don Lemon wasn't there I don't think the outrage would be as high, Him shoving his mic into people's face's to get a reaction made it Far Far worse, because he's such an asshole

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2026 03:43 PM (FCrpy)

76 "On notice" doesn't cut it. "Under arrest" is what's needed.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 03:44 PM (s0JqF)

77 Lemonhead joined the Cultural Marxists

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:44 PM (Ia/+0)

78 Bennie Johnson on X
"BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

The KKK Act makes it illegal to threaten, hurt, or intimidate people to prevent them from exercising their God-given rights.

HARMEET DHILLON: "The Klan Act is one of the most important federal civil rights statutes. Its a law that makes it illegal to terrorize and violate the civil rights of citizens. Whenever people conspire this, the Klan Act can be used."

"Everyone in the protest community needs to know that the fullest force of the federal government is going to come down and prevent this from happening and put people away for a long time."

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

79 I was told yesterday the unit of someone I know well is deploying to Minnesota. He is NOT in the National Guard. A regular army infantry unit.
Posted by: BurtTC

Ooo! Ooo! Lemme guess, if given the chance -

1. Suppress the Position - Key assets: M240s, SAWs/M27s, M203/M320, SMAW, Indirect fire - 60mm/81mm mortars, artillery prep and close air support
2. Obscure the Objective Deploy smoke to blind enemy observation and conceal friendly movement.
3. Breach the Obstacles & Secure the Initial Penetration
4. Assault & Seize Initial Positions
5. Exploit the Penetration & Destroy the Position
6. Consolidation, Reorganization & Defense

I'd pay to see this.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (cYBz/)

80 Don Lemon?

Lourno-jism.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (wzUl9)

81 76>>>

No kidding, I’ve been on notice since high school.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (GWvli)

82 ace, I got a video for you !!!

https://tinyurl.com/542c44db

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (g47mK)

83 Arrest warrants need to start flying soon. Real soon. I get it that investigations take time, but waiting on this is bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 03:46 PM (2WIwB)

84 No, arrest the beast right now. Let him stew in jail and reflect on 1A.
Posted by: Decaf
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Since the Feds were not present at teh church, that means going to court for an arrest warrant.

MN could charge such behavior by information requiring all the assholes to show up at pre trial hearings. Feds cannot.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)

85 Bennie Johnson on X
"BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

The KKK Act makes it illegal to threaten, hurt, or intimidate people to prevent them from exercising their God-given rights.

HARMEET DHILLON: "The Klan Act is one of the most important federal civil rights statutes. Its a law that makes it illegal to terrorize and violate the civil rights of citizens. Whenever people conspire this, the Klan Act can be used."

"Everyone in the protest community needs to know that the fullest force of the federal government is going to come down and prevent this from happening and put people away for a long time."

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

But, but, but, I'm black!

- Don Lemon, probably

LMAO

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 03:46 PM (dK+Kv)

86 I'm reliably told that it takes time to build these kinds of cases. You can't just go arresting people. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 03:46 PM (MZ+PY)

87 - Blocked an innocent guy because of his rental car plates

_____________________________

This brings back an MLK memory. Back when they were first lobbying for Martin Luther King Day to be a thing, I was living in New Hampshire at the time. NH was one of the last states to accept the new holiday. So, whenever I traveled to other states (Massachusetts, NY, Vermont) I could count on my car being vandalized due to the NH plates. MLK Day hijinx cost me four separate deductibles (so $2,000)...and usually some snide comment from the minority police officers if they bothered to respond to my call at all.

Those are my only fond memories of MLK Day. And, going forward, I made an effort to work harder on that particular holiday instead of taking a day off.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 03:46 PM (dIske)

88 I did not expect Nicki Minaj to be so based. Good for her. Speaking truth to power and she's going to pay a heavy price for that in her circles I imagine.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 03:43 PM (S6amQ)

The left doesn't care about Christians in Africa Trump listened to her and did something.

What's the old joke, a Repulican is born when you get mugged, I think this is what happened to her.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (FCrpy)

89 Minneapolis radicals sure have an unnatural desire to inflict mayhem on worshippers inside Christian churches.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (rj6Yv)

90 Elon Musk RIPS leftists for trying to stop ICE in Minneapolis-St. Paul from arresting child s*x offenders

"It is pure EVIL for people to stop the arrest of child predators." 💯

It got so bad even an ICE agent SCOLDED the Left for obstruction: "We're here to arrest a child s*x offenders, and that vehicle is impeding our investigations while we're trying to arrest a child s*x offender. THAT'S who you guys are protecting. INSANE!"

DHS also just said there are two predators AT-LARGE after an ICE operation in St. Paul raided their address - but the criminals weren't there.

Video of ICE officer whom I think is Hispanic-

https://tinyurl.com/kh8rzejt

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (NpAcC)

91 Lemon is the racist. And he can take his racism and shove it up his racist ass.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (4rWc3)

92 83 Arrest warrants need to start flying soon. Real soon. I get it that investigations take time, but waiting on this is bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Federal arrest warrants have to come from judges if the federal agent did not directly witness the lawbreaking. That is because all federal charges have to be routed through grand juries per the Bill of Rights. Civil do not but this is not a civil case, yet because both the KKK act and FACE act are criminal laws.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)

93 Isn't the FACE Act tailor made for this church invasion? Why is the DOJ going with the much harder deprivation of rights?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 03:48 PM (jc0TO)

94 But, but Lemon was only coming back from getting his Subway at 2 AM, you guys!

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

95 "Everyone in the protest community needs to know that the fullest force of the federal government is going to come down and prevent this from happening and put people away for a long time."
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)



Meanwhile, they continue to pillage and burn.

This force will come down, this decade, maybe?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

96 The people in the red car in the video: When they saw the antifa mob coming at them, why didn't they accelerate through the intersection before the mob got to them? Worried they'd collect a ticket from a cop? But --

The cops are all too scared to do their jobs in Minneapolis right now.

I'd have put the pedal down and shot out of there pronto.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 03:48 PM (wzUl9)

97 83 Arrest warrants need to start flying soon. Real soon. I get it that investigations take time, but waiting on this is bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 03:46 PM (2WIwB)

SWAT team needs to show up just like they did to Pro Life protestors home and drag his ass out of the house. It won't happen but it should

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 19, 2026 03:49 PM (FCrpy)

98 bouncers together at the topless bar where Anna Nicole Smith was a dancer

Wasn't Anna like six feet tall and built like a brick... house? If she didn't like drugs and stripping she could have been the bouncer.
Girl like that comes up to me if I've been acting the fool, I'm looking at my shoes and saying "yes mummy, I'm sorry"


Anna was about 5'10" and strikingly beautiful in person.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:49 PM (Da7Vv)

99 Lemon is the racist. And he can take his racism and shove it up his racist ass.
Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (4rWc3)



He does. Every night he goes home to his white 'husband.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

100 89 Minneapolis radicals sure have an unnatural desire to inflict mayhem on worshippers inside Christian churches.
Posted by: mrp

Because they are either sexual deviants, common criminals, and illegal immigrants or they are allies of them aka AWFULs or BLM. Overarching unifier is wanting other people's shit without working for it aka Communism.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:49 PM (E4rtv)

101 Addition to Stephen Millers list:

— independent reporter Nick Sortor had his camera stolen by a Somali daycare owner, and then his hand was caught in her car door as he attempted to snatch it back. She then dragged him down the street!! (Video on his X account)

MN police told Sortor it was HIS fault.

It is open season on any non- activists, and the police are allowing this, even protecting the ones being violent.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 03:50 PM (Hkcdp)

102 This is what happens when you don't enforce the law against people, they become emboldened and grow in numbers. Why did they just ignore the people breaking the law and interfering with them for so long??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2026 03:50 PM (PYyV9)

103 Federal arrest warrants have to come from judges if the federal agent did not directly witness the lawbreaking. That is because all federal charges have to be routed through grand juries per the Bill of Rights. Civil do not but this is not a civil case, yet because both the KKK act and FACE act are criminal laws.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)

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Ok, I guess well see in two or three months.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2026 03:50 PM (Vh9CX)

104 Bennie Johnson on X
"BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

The KKK Act makes it illegal to threaten, hurt, or intimidate people to prevent them from exercising their God-given rights.

HARMEET DHILLON: "The Klan Act is one of the most important federal civil rights statutes. Its a law that makes it illegal to terrorize and violate the civil rights of citizens. Whenever people conspire this, the Klan Act can be used."

"Everyone in the protest community needs to know that the fullest force of the federal government is going to come down and prevent this from happening and put people away for a long time."
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)
__

Great news, but why KKK and not also FACE? I wonder if it's because FACE usually applies to assholes blocking access to a church, as in preventing people from going inside. Here, the people were already inside the church. Seems a minor difference at best.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

105 I asked this in an earlier thread, but will pose the question again.....
At the church that was invaded -- where were the men? Real men, not soy boys? Why didn't they step up and stop their nonsense? This was a religious sanctuary. Anybody desecrating it needs to be treated appropriately.

The only Altar Call these misfits get is when they are pinned on the floor getting their stuffing kicked out of them and they turn to look up at the Altar, reach out and plead to make it stop.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 03:50 PM (N39Ws)

106 Sacrifice, Don? What sacrifice?

Not a single one of you feces-guzzlers has even suffered a TEMPORARY physical injury, let alone the permanent ones you deserve.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 03:51 PM (6Uni8)

107 99 Lemon is the racist. And he can take his racism and shove it up his racist ass.
Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (4rWc3)


He does. Every night he goes home to his white 'husband.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19,

Of course it's a white dude. Of course.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 03:51 PM (S6amQ)

108 Let me know when something happens.

Posted by: nothing is gonna happen at January 19, 2026 03:52 PM (qKBe1)

109 Don Lemon is yearning for gen pop. I really think he'd enjoy this vacation and we would be free of seeing his goofy big glasses.

I want illegals AND protesters and Don Lemon deported. GET OUT!

Read that 24 Minneapolis police have quit. 18 were hired by ICE. I think that's good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 03:52 PM (WONhk)

110 Don’t know if the Church “protest” leaders are locals. They are professional activists. The woman brags to Lemon about past action in other states, and the bearded guy has led church protests in other states, such as at Pete Hegseth’s church in the DC area.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 03:52 PM (Hkcdp)

111
Of course it's a white dude. Of course.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 03:51 PM (S6amQ)



If it wasn't for hypocrisy, they'd have nothing at all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

112 > "BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.
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This whole insurrection and the flaming clown show surrounding it has passed into the realm of the absurd.

There's been, what... one (one) rioter shot dead after attempting to run down an ICE officer? But thousands still run wild?

No judge with responsibility to adjudicate Lemon will find him guilty of anything. Not even wearing danger glasses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 03:53 PM (U2OZr)

113 "BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

The KKK Act makes it illegal to threaten, hurt, or intimidate people to prevent them from exercising their God-given rights.

HARMEET DHILLON: "The Klan Act is one of the most important federal civil rights statutes. Its a law that makes it illegal to terrorize and violate the civil rights of citizens. Whenever people conspire this, the Klan Act can be used."

"Everyone in the protest community needs to know that the fullest force of the federal government is going to come down and prevent this from happening and put people away for a long time."

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:44 PM


They can be charged from now until doomsday but they will never be convicted or even indicted with anything in minnesota. Especially not in this current climate of anti ICE/Trump.


It's gonna be the same thing with the massive fraud being conducted by the somali's, nobody is going to be convicted of anything now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 03:53 PM (0N4FZ)

114 109 Don Lemon is yearning for gen pop. I really think he'd enjoy this vacation and we would be free of seeing his goofy big glasses.

I want illegals AND protesters and Don Lemon deported. GET OUT!

Read that 24 Minneapolis police have quit. 18 were hired by ICE. I think that's good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 03:52 PM (WONhk)

Of course he wants genpop. All the dick he could ever want, all day every day.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 03:54 PM (6Uni8)

115 102 This is what happens when you don't enforce the law against people, they become emboldened and grow in numbers. Why did they just ignore the people breaking the law and interfering with them for so long??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2026 03:50 PM (PYyV9)

I was thinking the same thing during the summer of St. George and yet they still allow it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 03:54 PM (S6amQ)

116 Spears.

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 19, 2026 03:54 PM (jc0TO)

117 I read a tweet from Ms. Dillon earlier saying MN could charge Lemon asap but feds need a federal judge to sign off on it. Sounds like it'll be tomorrow at the earliest. If I read it correctly.

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 03:54 PM (r/nnx)

118 They don't like 'em up 'em.

Posted by: toby928(c) repeats himself at January 19, 2026 03:55 PM (jc0TO)

119
That's not how the internet works, Lemon...
Posted by: LizLem

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Good luck with that. Backups exist on the server end.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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Oh yes to all that, but I'm sure his lawyers will advise him to delete it all, at least to keep their smartass client from posting more evidence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 03:55 PM (Jyxrm)

120 The thread refresh is wacking out.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:55 PM (NpAcC)

121 The only Altar Call these misfits get is when they are pinned on the floor getting their stuffing kicked out of them and they turn to look up at the Altar, reach out and plead to make it stop.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 03:50 PM (N39Ws)
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One would think that after the Church of the Assumption was attacked, with innocent children and other parishioners killed and wounded, all organized places of worship would have plans in place. Like this:

Step 1: Call the police
Step 2: Wait for the police
Step 3: Evaluate

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 03:55 PM (rj6Yv)

122 "And he can take his racism and shove it up his racist ass."

He might enjoy it. "10% of humans enjoy anal probes."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 19, 2026 03:56 PM (qFwJc)

123 Federal arrest warrants have to come from judges if the federal agent did not directly witness the lawbreaking. That is because all federal charges have to be routed through grand juries per the Bill of Rights. Civil do not but this is not a civil case, yet because both the KKK act and FACE act are criminal laws.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)



Thanx whig, I've learned something.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 03:56 PM (2WIwB)

124 I doubt anything will come of this, frankly. Some saber-rattling and Strongly Worded Tweets about how They're REALLY LOOKING INTO THIS. In a week everyone will move on to the next outrage. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 19, 2026 03:57 PM (V362x)

125 Somebody in the Army is being clever.

The two Regular Army battalions being readied to be sent to Minneapolis are from the 11th Airborne Division, which is stationed in - Alaska.

I don't think they'll find Minnesota winters to be a problem.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)

126
They can be charged from now until doomsday but they will never be convicted or even indicted with anything in minnesota.

Posted by: Mister Scott

==============

Yes, which is why they'll do this "peaceful assembling" in churches in blue jurisdictions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 03:57 PM (Jyxrm)

127 "BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.
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This whole insurrection and the flaming clown show surrounding it has passed into the realm of the absurd.

There's been, what... one (one) rioter shot dead after attempting to run down an ICE officer? But thousands still run wild?

No judge with responsibility to adjudicate Lemon will find him guilty of anything. Not even wearing danger glasses.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 03:53 PM (U2OZr)
_____

Thousands run wild? Based on the pics and vid I've seen, it looks like a few dozen assholes. There seem to be more media types and wannabe influencers in the crowds than actual rioters. I think that's why Trump is being cautious with Insurrection Act. This isn't anywhere near the mass rioting during the Summer of Saint George.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

128 Every church must have security.
However, seems obvious the crowd was itching for a response, such as Don Lemon telling the pastor to not push him , when you can clearly see the pastor is leaning away while Lemon is aggressively in his face.

This is why we need arrests soon: there has to be a clear message that churchgoers won’t be bla of or defending themselves, as local police have done repeatedly with other non-protesters who are attacked (see comment about Nick Sortor above).

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 03:57 PM (Hkcdp)

129 Maybe ICE Minneapolis should take a week or so off until the "protesters" get tired of playing with themselves in the street, and then -- BAM! -- ICE can then swoop in en masse, arrest a bunch of pedophile/murderer/fraudster illegals, followed by a week off, etc.

Posted by: And then bomb their nuclear sites at January 19, 2026 03:58 PM (qUkBO)

130 Re #117: I now see Whig was way ahead of me. Shoulda read first!

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 03:58 PM (r/nnx)

131 I was a a meal put on after a funeral mass and two old guys (older than me and I am 70) asked me "Do you have a CCW?"

LOL. Don't try that shit in the South. While the Bishop does not want ushers to be packing heat, there are parishioners that are.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 19, 2026 03:58 PM (qFwJc)

132 I think if the fraud is shut down in Minnesota the entire state goes bankrupt. With the money they are indicating is being stolen from the US taxpayers, the number one industry in the state is fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 03:59 PM (0U5gm)

133
Major Error: I had intended to fix a typo in this post, but I accidentally put it back into draft.


Tell the truth, Wicket. You banned yourself again, yes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 03:59 PM (y9nCu)

134 They can be charged from now until doomsday but they will never be convicted or even indicted with anything in minnesota. Especially not in this current climate of anti ICE/Trump.


It's gonna be the same thing with the massive fraud being conducted by the somali's, nobody is going to be convicted of anything now.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 03:53 PM (0N4FZ)

=======

Thousands of criminals flooding into MN for the easy pickings.

Good and hard.

Military tribunals.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)

135 Read the whole thing. I mean Harmeet Dhillon. She should read the whole thing and write up an arrest warrant based on it.
-
Yeah it would be nice if the people we voted for could spare some time to do the thing we voted for.

Particularly in an election year, when they want us to show up to vote again.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 03:59 PM (vSvIl)

136 >>>One would think that after the Church of the Assumption was attacked

*Church of the Annunciation

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 03:59 PM (Y1sOo)

137 He might enjoy it. "10% of humans enjoy anal probes."

Oh My!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at January 19, 2026 04:00 PM (R/m4+)

138 There's now so much evidence to roll up these low level activists and thugs. For heaven's sake , please get them off the streets and make a lesson for others.

I'd love to see a documentary made on all the lawlessness allowed by Minnesota.


Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 04:00 PM (V+sk9)

139 Good news, everyone!

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
BREAKING: MN Gov. Tim Walz’s office provides a statement to
@FoxNews
in response to anti-ICE agitators interrupting a church service yesterday.

“The Governor has repeatedly and unequivocally urged protesters to do so peacefully. While people have a right to speak out, he in no way supports interrupting a place of worship.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 04:00 PM (L/fGl)

140 Don Lemon has a face in need of a fist.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 04:00 PM (8CIFn)

141 [Punches woman in face.]

"I'm a journalist!"

[Resumes punching woman in face.]

Posted by: Don Felon at January 19, 2026 04:00 PM (qUkBO)

142 Altar Call

We thought you said altered call.

Posted by: Pantifa tranny at January 19, 2026 04:01 PM (FhXTo)

143 *Church of the Annunciation
Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 03:59 PM (Y1sOo)
===

Thanks.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 04:01 PM (rj6Yv)

144 Looking at that video of the attack on the red car, I wonder if someone and his five or six ex-military buddies might get the idea to drive Minneapolis and go trolling for "protestors"?

Seriously, this kind of response is coming.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 04:01 PM (MZ+PY)

145 And the cops here in the South will not stand around with their thumbs in their asses.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 19, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc)

146 >>Don Lemon has a face in need of a fist.


He'll gladly take a fist. Just, not to the face.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 04:02 PM (ZcsJV)

147 A number of men and women at the church I attend carry.

Plus, there are LE that are part of the congregation.

Hubby brought up a suggestion at the security meeting last night that there should be concrete pylons in front of the church to prevent these lunatics from crashing vehicles through the sanctuary.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2026 04:02 PM (22p5n)

148 Don Lemon has a face in need of a fist.

==

Brick, in need of a brick.

*This comment is for educational purposes only !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 04:02 PM (g47mK)

149 "Subpoenas are likely to be issued in the probe, sources familiar with the matter told CBS News."

Two weeks...

Posted by: pawn at January 19, 2026 04:02 PM (WXTVZ)

150 144 Looking at that video of the attack on the red car, I wonder if someone and his five or six ex-military buddies might get the idea to drive Minneapolis and go trolling for "protestors"?

Seriously, this kind of response is coming.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 04:01 PM

If that were to happen watch how fast those people are picked up and prosecuted.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 04:03 PM (S6amQ)

151 >>And the cops here in the South will not stand around with their thumbs in their asses.


Georgia is in the South.

Houston is in the South.

There are a lot of places in the South that would just as eagerly look the other way.

Remember the lessons of St. Fentanyl.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 04:03 PM (ZcsJV)

152 Jail the pos!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (B6TCu)

153 The SAFE act, use to imprison peaceful abortion clinic protesters, has a second section. It protects churches from intimidation and other harmful acts.


Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (V+sk9)

154 Charlotte is in the south. Cops are standing around with thumbs in their asses right now.

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (uQzkA)

155 I know states can't just leave the Union ('cept maybe Texas), but can the rest of the country just say "get out, we don't want you anymore"?

Posted by: Somalisota at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (qUkBO)

156 I really don't get some of us on here. I constantly hear complaints how Bondi and the DOJ aren't doing anything, aren't charging anyone, etc. There's some truth to those complaints.

But then when someone is charged -- like Don LeHomo here -- most of the same people are like "meh, who cares, he'll never be convicted."

Pick a position, my friends. Maybe this homo won't be convicted. But so what? Charge these cocksuckers and let them fight it out in court.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

157 Hubby brought up a suggestion at the security meeting last night that there should be concrete pylons in front of the church to prevent these lunatics from crashing vehicles through the sanctuary.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2026 04:02 PM (22p5n)
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Good move. Camouflage them as planters.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)

158 Watching those scumbags surround that red car leads me to one conclusion. Death squads are long overdue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 04:05 PM (snZF9)

159 140 Don Lemon has a face in need of a fist.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 04:00 PM (8CIFn)

A hammer.

A face in need of a hammer.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 04:05 PM (6Uni8)

160 But then when someone is charged -- like Don LeHomo here

Was he charged?

*scrolls back*

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 04:05 PM (jc0TO)

161 Don Lemon reported to put his hands down a boy's pants in the church. When he was told to go away he said, repeatedly, that he simply wanted to warm his hands./sarcasm from me

The big pay out to the boy at the bar years ago, I think ruining his "career" should have been a clue for Lemon to go quiet. Narcissists never get the message. He's queer and proud and assault does not count hands in pants...until that hand is cut off. Send him to Somolia, too.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:05 PM (WONhk)

162 I would not try that in any church any where within 100 mile radius of where I am sitting here in Middle TN. Nope. Would not suggest it.

Posted by: Big Al at January 19, 2026 04:05 PM (B1zbv)

163 I'm much less concerned about or interested in the Insurrection Act than in the lack of strong and clear public messaging and coordination at the WH to challenge the media or to communicate a counter-propaganda message to the public. Who's in charge?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 04:05 PM (t+TFX)

164 >> Watching those scumbags surround that red car leads me to one conclusion. Death squads are long overdue.

There was one Black dude there, trying to get that guy out of harm.

Everyone else was trying to murder him or film his murder.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 04:06 PM (ZcsJV)

165
One would think that after the Church of the Assumption was attacked

*Church of the Annunciation
Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 03:59 PM (Y1sOo)



Sounds like a temporary name change to Church of the Annihilation is in order...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 04:06 PM (y9nCu)

166 NOVA Campaigns
@NoVA_Campaigns
Virginia Democrats introduce bill to prohibit outdoor shooting of a firearm unless the discharge of such firearm is conducted on land of AT LEAST five acres
Own your own 4.9 acre property = Illegal to shoot on your own ground.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 04:07 PM (L/fGl)

167 Who we are Church Security Firearms Training

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcN07ddCR0c

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2026 04:07 PM (22p5n)

168 Hubby brought up a suggestion at the security meeting last night that there should be concrete pylons in front of the church to prevent these lunatics from crashing vehicles through the sanctuary.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 19, 2026 04:02 PM (22p5n)
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Good move. Camouflage them as planters.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)

I don't think peanuts are going to be much of a physical barrier.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 04:07 PM (wVcYX)

169 Such hypocrites.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 04:08 PM (RIvkX)

170 I dread what they will do when fully unleashed

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX)

171 I really don't get some of us on here. I constantly hear complaints how Bondi and the DOJ aren't doing anything, aren't charging anyone, etc. There's some truth to those complaints.

But then when someone is charged -- like Don LeHomo here -- most of the same people are like "meh, who cares, he'll never be convicted."

Pick a position, my friends. Maybe this homo won't be convicted. But so what? Charge these cocksuckers and let them fight it out in court.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

I'm at a point where I don't really trust any outcome other than "Shot while resisting arrest". We can't trust courts or juries than include Democrats.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (vSvIl)

172 I dread what they will do when fully unleashed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM


Die in large numbers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (jc0TO)

173 Fairly sure some men are carrying in our church and would not put up with these nitwits marching in.

What a sad state to have to protect our churches.

But an even sadder state to contemplate protecting children and women from rape.

These illegals are who they are protecting. Maybe even the Somolians don't want to rape lesbos or trannies and they feel no fear?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)

174 Ace, I hope you bust Major Error down to a sergeant for this infraction

Posted by: zigggggy at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (/Pwrg)

175 Todd Blanche is on Fox right now talking about this. He's not mincing around. He is all but saying indictments are coming. FACE Act seems to be a focus.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:10 PM (viF8m)

176 Friday high temp here in the Twin Cities will be -9 (yes, -9) and Saturdays high temp will be -3.

It will be a real shame if they break up any protests with water cannons.

Yup, a real shame.

Posted by: Fritzy at January 19, 2026 04:10 PM (2GIh1)

177 >>And the cops here in the South will not stand around with their thumbs in their asses.

the demographics of this country have shifted so much in the last 25 years that is no longer even close to true

Posted by: brak at January 19, 2026 04:10 PM (jGJov)

178 Somebody in the Army is being clever.

The two Regular Army battalions being readied to be sent to Minneapolis are from the 11th Airborne Division, which is stationed in - Alaska.

I don't think they'll find Minnesota winters to be a problem.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:57 PM (n1OCj)

Bingo! That's where the person I know is stationed.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 04:11 PM (WL1+W)

179 154 Charlotte is in the south. Cops are standing around with thumbs in their asses right now.
Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (uQzkA)

Just like they did during the St George of Fentanyl protests.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

180
Looking at that video of the attack on the red car, I wonder if someone and his five or six ex-military buddies might get the idea to drive Minneapolis and go trolling for "protestors"?
Seriously, this kind of response is coming.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

If that were to happen watch how fast those people are picked up and prosecuted.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Suddenly, police would appear out of nowhere.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 04:11 PM (pkeXY)

181 I dread what they will do when fully unleashed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX)

I dread how much damage and death they can do in two days, because on the third day even dumb normies will know it's go time.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 04:11 PM (Hx0tZ)

182 Good move. Camouflage them as planters.
Posted by: mrp

I don't think peanuts are going to be much of a physical barrier.
Posted by: Count de Monet


True dat. Bit as most of them are loony-er than squirrels, they might gather round to eat the peanuts...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic . . . at January 19, 2026 04:12 PM (3ZUWJ)

183 171 I'm at a point where I don't really trust any outcome other than "Shot while resisting arrest". We can't trust courts or juries than include Democrats.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (vSvIl)

Exactly. That's the only way we can be sure their pieces come off of the board.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 04:12 PM (6Uni8)

184 They can get arrested but a Commissar Judge will let them go.
Every day read a serious criminal just gets fee and clear by a Leftist Judge

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)

185 >>I'm at a point where I don't really trust any outcome other than "Shot while resisting arrest". We can't trust courts or juries than include Democrats.

Squeeze the people you do arrest for the names of funders and organizers. Stop the money and you stop the riots.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:12 PM (viF8m)

186 >>>He'll gladly take a fist. Just, not to the face.

Or, as garrett knows it, the Crisco Wristwatch.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (sLLbN)

187 I guess only 'certain' people are allowed to live in Minneapolis. And I do mean, 'live'.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (rj6Yv)

188 And just like the Floyd protests here, people did crazy shit, got away with doing crazy shit and the city wrote them all checks for doing crazy shit. So why not do crazy shit?

Posted by: NCKate at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (uQzkA)

189 We briefly hit G4 level geomagnetic level. It's back down toG2 now. We may see some Aurora pretty far south tonight. Keep your fingers crossed.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (w6EFb)

190 Well, if they come to my church, I can guarantee the parishioners will pray for every one of them to have a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)

191 It would be fun to hang out out with these fuck nuts and just randomly yell "ICE over there ______"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (/lPRQ)

192 No judge with responsibility to adjudicate Lemon will find him guilty of anything. Not even wearing danger glasses.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Federal Judges don't get the choice, all federal cases go through grand jury (no judge present) for an indictment. Then to a jury trial. Six person jury for misdemeanors and 12 for felonies. Both sides have to agree to waive a jury before a decision is before a judge only.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

193 Atlanta =/= the rest of Georgia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 04:14 PM (ZVgZ4)

194 176 Friday high temp here in the Twin Cities will be -9 (yes, -9) and Saturdays high temp will be -3.

It will be a real shame if they break up any protests with water cannons.

Yup, a real shame.
Posted by: Fritzy at January 19, 2026 04:10 PM (2GIh1)
.........................................

Stealth Trump will strike suddenly and is probably watching the weather.

The water cannons would be glorious and I'd be applauding.

They want another shooting in MN to wind them up. Preferably another lesbo.

He's going to make that look like nursery school vs training to be a Navy Seal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:14 PM (WONhk)

195 Best way to get a state back in line is to cut off their money.
Cut that money till it hurts and hurts bad.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 04:14 PM (4rWc3)

196 Ace, I hope you bust Major Error down to a sergeant for this infraction

Posted by: zigggggy at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (/Pwrg)

********

Hey, keep us out of this. We do the actual work in this outfit.

--Sergeants everywhere.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 04:15 PM (StKe7)

197 If that were to happen watch how fast those people are picked up and prosecuted.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 04:03 PM (S6amQ)

It appears law and order in the great city of Minneapolis is somewhat lacking these days.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 04:15 PM (MZ+PY)

198 Major Error, report to General Malaise immediately for punishment.

Posted by: Shelvy has a new nickname at January 19, 2026 04:16 PM (31BE0)

199 The Marxist Left/Democrats have been playing a game of chicken over the last decade with ever increasing escalation moves. There is a calculation in all of this, likely intentional, designed to get the Trump to make a first move, such as invoking the Insurrection Act and deploying the military. That will in the mind of the Left the be moment when all bets are off and will justify the shredding of the last fragments of restraint.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 19, 2026 04:16 PM (HTCU3)

200 Major Error, report to General Malaise immediately for punishment.

Posted by: Shelvy has a new nickname at January 19, 2026 04:16 PM (31BE0)

*****

Heh. Good one.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 04:17 PM (StKe7)

201 Best way to get a state back in line is to cut off their money.
Cut that money till it hurts and hurts bad.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 04:14 PM


Not so fast.......

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 19, 2026 04:17 PM (0N4FZ)

202 190 Well, if they come to my church, I can guarantee the parishioners will pray for every one of them to have a speedy recovery.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)

I would like to think the same where I go, but have doubts many will step forward.

Hint: Know where the fire extinguishers are in your House of Worship. They are useful for other things besides spraying fire retardant. They are metal, and heavy. Apply liberally to any disruptors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 04:17 PM (N39Ws)

203 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 04:17 PM (0N4FZ)

204 >>>Pick a position, my friends. Maybe this homo won't be convicted. But so what?

I'm afraid the Right is beset with Eeyores.

And we were told to trust the process, so sure, let the left have a taste of the process. Good and hard.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 19, 2026 04:17 PM (sLLbN)

205 These illegals are who they are protecting. Maybe even the Somolians don't want to rape lesbos or trannies and they feel no fear?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
========
AWFULs don't give one measly crap about illegals, what they do care about is losing their chance of power via new utopia aka communism, and their worthless commie adjacent jobs in non profits, government, and not being able to kill babies.

What they say are all lies to camoflauge the awfulness of their souls on the left.

None of it is driven by true empathy--it is driven by hatred that their promised utopia is being squashed flat by the Orange Man pussy grabber.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:17 PM (E4rtv)

206 I really don't get some of us on here. I constantly hear complaints how Bondi and the DOJ aren't doing anything, aren't charging anyone, etc. There's some truth to those complaints.

But then when someone is charged -- like Don LeHomo here -- most of the same people are like "meh, who cares, he'll never be convicted."

Pick a position, my friends. Maybe this homo won't be convicted. But so what? Charge these cocksuckers and let them fight it out in court.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

Don Lemon hasn't been arrested, let alone charged. He hasn't even been inconvenienced at this point.

Posted by: nothing is gonna happen at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (s9H4Z)

207 What a sad state to have to protect our churches.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)


NO!

It should be a point of great pride and satisfaction that enough people care enough about their church to fight for it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (n9ltV)

208 Ace is correct--the Constitution doesn't allow laws to be passed to prevent the peaceful assembly of protestors outside an abortion clinic, nor a church, nor a Target store.

Once any of those assemblies/protests cease to be peaceful, and once they spill inside, protestors should be dispersed and/or arrested.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (TN0g+)

209 Squeeze the people you do arrest for the names of funders and organizers. Stop the money and you stop the riots.
-
How?

They know as well as we do that if they make it to a courtroom, they're going to be protected.

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (vSvIl)

210 Major Error, report to General Malaise immediately for punishment.
Posted by: Shelvy has a new nickname at January 19, 2026 04:16 PM


Bring Corporal Punishment with you.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (jc0TO)

211 Best way to get a state back in line is to cut off their money.
Cut that money till it hurts and hurts bad.


tell them how much they owe, with interest, and tell them no more out until it's paid back in

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (8uzBS)

212 I keep thinking of The Donald and our troops in this Braveheart scene. "Hold."

Then, !surprise! eleventy! all ye blue states! Especially MN and IL!

https://tinyurl.com/2x4jmrn7

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:19 PM (WONhk)

213 >>> 150 144 Looking at that video of the attack on the red car, I wonder if someone and his five or six ex-military buddies might get the idea to drive Minneapolis and go trolling for "protestors"?

Seriously, this kind of response is coming.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 04:01 PM

If that were to happen watch how fast those people are picked up and prosecuted.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 04:03 PM (S6amQ)

OrangeManBad needs to offer bounties.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2026 04:19 PM (ULPxl)

214 It should be a point of great pride and satisfaction that enough people care enough about their church to fight for it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (n9ltV)

THIS. SO MUCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 04:20 PM (N39Ws)

215 >>>Bring Corporal Punishment with you.

Can I come?

Posted by: Private Parts at January 19, 2026 04:20 PM (Y1sOo)

216 NO!

It should be a point of great pride and satisfaction that enough people care enough about their church to fight for it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (n9ltV)

*****

Hear, hear.

Well said, CBD.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (StKe7)

217 1) it's "freedom of the press" no "absolute immunity for the press"

2) it's "right to peaceably assemble" not "right to protest, including violent breaches of the peace."

3) the terrorist were out there citing the illegal order of the cartel judge, falsely claiming it banned ICE from arresting any protestors.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (HXT0k)

218 199 The Marxist Left/Democrats have been playing a game of chicken over the last decade with ever increasing escalation moves. There is a calculation in all of this, likely intentional, designed to get the Trump to make a first move, such as invoking the Insurrection Act and deploying the military. That will in the mind of the Left the be moment when all bets are off and will justify the shredding of the last fragments of restraint.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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They are only carrying it off in blue states this time. Let them stew as most of MNPLS and St Paul implictly support these thugs.

The optics are horrible for the Dems, riots all designed to protect thieves and criminals from being removed. And attacking churches instill disgust, not sympathy.

Same reason all of a sudden that the BLM riots dropped out of sight before the 2020 elections. Normies don't like that shit and they are blaming Dems, not the GOP for it.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)

219 @NoVA_Campaigns
Virginia Democrats introduce bill to prohibit outdoor shooting of a firearm unless the discharge of such firearm is conducted on land of AT LEAST five acres
Own your own 4.9 acre property = Illegal to shoot on your own ground.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 04:07 PM (L/fGl)



What part of "shall not be infringed" do they not f*cking understand?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Bring Corporal Punishment with you.

For Private Secks.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (Kt19C)

221 I just walked into B &N to take a leak, the place is packed with lefties. See one old redneck looking at hotrod magazines.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (zKPy8)

222 Hey, keep us out of this. We do the actual work in this outfit.

--Sergeants everywhere.
Posted by: EFG


What chu talkin' bout, Willis?

Posted by: E4 Mafia at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (mlg/3)

223 What a sad state to have to protect our churches"

What's sad about defense? The world is not a nice place. Trouble odd, we have to cosplay as if it is.

Can't smack a bully, you know? Cause that's bad. Or something.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 04:22 PM (XuXeR)

224 >>>Bring Corporal Punishment with you.

Can I come?
Posted by: Private Parts at January 19, 2026 04:20 PM (Y1sOo)

*****

God damn, you people are good.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 04:22 PM (kIrFD)

225 >>>Don Lemon hasn't been arrested, let alone charged. He hasn't even been inconvenienced at this point.

I'll bet he's so scared you couldn't pound a needle up his worn-out squeakhole with a sledge hammer. So it will be an inconvenience to his turd-burgling husband.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 19, 2026 04:22 PM (sLLbN)

226 More on the hold theme in my tiny brain...and because I love it!

https://tinyurl.com/59jpzvfp

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:22 PM (WONhk)

227 Don Frumunda Lemon

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 04:23 PM (Kt19C)

228 What chu talkin' bout, Willis?

Posted by: E4 Mafia at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (mlg/3)

*****

The true sham shield.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 04:23 PM (kIrFD)

229 BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

The KKK Act makes it illegal to threaten, hurt, or intimidate people to prevent them from exercising their God-given rights.

HARMEET DHILLON: "The Klan Act is one of the most important federal civil rights statutes. Its a law that makes it illegal to terrorize and violate the civil rights of citizens. Whenever people conspire this, the Klan Act can be used."

"Everyone in the protest community needs to know that the fullest force of the federal government is going to come down and prevent this from happening and put people away for a long time."

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

230 The Marxist Left/Democrats have been playing a game of chicken over the last decade with ever increasing escalation moves. There is a calculation in all of this, likely intentional, designed to get the Trump to make a first move, such as invoking the Insurrection Act and deploying the military. That will in the mind of the Left the be moment when all bets are off and will justify the shredding of the last fragments of restraint.
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I have yet to see any evidence that this is their plan. They escalate because they never face any consequences. This idea that escalating against them will somehow make things worse is just something conservatives invent to justify our side's unwillingness to confront them.

This always results several months later in electoral defeats because there's never any enthusiasm behind 'do nothing.'

Posted by: Methos at January 19, 2026 04:23 PM (vSvIl)

231 >>They know as well as we do that if they make it to a courtroom, they're going to be protected.

Probably some will be protected. But I don't imagine going to court for felonies would be cheap or fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

232 Our church doors are locked 10 minutes after the service starts, with one deacon by the door to let congregants in if necessary. I'm pretty sure our pastor isn't the only one carrying during the service. Pooky would be too, except for the suicide risk.

Posted by: pookysgirl never wants to see these precautions used at January 19, 2026 04:24 PM (Wt5PA)

233 imagine going to court for felonies would be cheap"

Why?

/ legal defense funds

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 04:25 PM (XuXeR)

234 Here's a shocker:
/s

New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has appointed a senior official whose past social media posts included inflammatory comments about white people.

Afua Atta-Mensah, the city's new chief equity officer, reportedly deactivated her personal X account within a week of her appointment, according to the New York Post.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 04:26 PM (Y1sOo)

235 231 >>They know as well as we do that if they make it to a courtroom, they're going to be protected.

Probably some will be protected. But I don't imagine going to court for felonies would be cheap or fun.
Posted by: JackStraw
========
Their funding networks are being disrupted and that is why the Dem federal district judges are going RESIST. What they probably have not figured out is that the Feds own their comms by now. And that includes those judges doing their dirty work ex parte behind the scenes with activists.

That is the problem with DEI hires, they suck at doing things that people with normal intelligence know not to do. Because they believe they have some impenetrable DEI shield protecting them from consequences.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv)

236 E'rrybody move up~!

Posted by: E4 Mafia at January 19, 2026 04:27 PM (mlg/3)

237 >>/ legal defense funds

And that's part of the funding machine.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:27 PM (viF8m)

238 Probably some will be protected. But I don't imagine going to court for felonies would be cheap or fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

******

Good point. But, they will not suffer or be made penniless like the Jan 6 martyrs.

Because the left will protect them with legal defense funds. They won't pay a dime for their defense, and they won't spend any time in pre-trial confinement, because they will be released with no bail, or their bail will be paid by a NGO.

So...

We must either find a way to strike at these NGOs and take them out somehow... Or create our own parallel legal defense funds for our own when ours get arrested.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (kIrFD)

239 We have GOT to get organized!

Posted by: Captain Chaos at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (wVcYX)

240 Probably a sign of a public school education, but I don't think it should be legal to interrupt a church service even if the priest is an ICE agent.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (GPa4z)

241 NOOD KKKK!!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (g47mK)

242 I just love leftist atheists telling us we are fake Christians because we work for a living.

And where did he get the idea that children were being put in concentration camps?

These are highly paid non-serious people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (6Bc88)

243 What part of "shall not be infringed" do they not f*cking understand?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

They conveniently forget that part.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (P7vXf)

244 Afua Atta-Mensah"

That the Main Line Atta-Mensahs?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (XuXeR)

245 Charles Manson’s having a ball.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (zKPy8)

246 Pick a position, my friends. Maybe this homo won't be convicted. But so what? Charge these cocksuckers and let them fight it out in court.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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Most of the blackpillers have it so far up their ass that they can taste it.

Boring and tedious they are and goalpost shifting is a thing along with Motte and Bailey arguments.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (E4rtv)

247 213 >>> 150 144 Looking at that video of the attack on the red car, I wonder if someone and his five or six ex-military buddies might get the idea to drive Minneapolis and go trolling for "protestors"?

Seriously, this kind of response is coming.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 19, 2026 04:01 PM

____

The Feds need to get there to prevent this. Feels like scenes out of "Mississippi Burning" or in real life, Lester Maddox blocking patrons from his restaurant, arming his custovers with axe handles. George Wallace also faced federal intervention to enforce the 1964 Civil Rights Act

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 04:29 PM (2aKiJ)

248 I have yet to see any evidence that this is their plan. They escalate because they never face any consequences. This idea that escalating against them will somehow make things worse is just something conservatives invent to justify our side's unwillingness to confront them.

This always results several months later in electoral defeats because there's never any enthusiasm behind 'do nothing.'
Posted by: Methos

The Left's NGO/Money/Etc is stirring the pot here. On Wednesday for example the Socialism and Liberation party, aka Communists, are rolling into Las Cruces to stir things up. That is hardly grass roots stuff.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 19, 2026 04:30 PM (HTCU3)

249 NOOD

Harmeet Dhillon busts bozos

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2026 04:30 PM (ULPxl)

250 I keep wondering why the African Americans aren't seriously pissed about the Somalis stealing everything and thus far getting away with it. " We gave the Dems complete loyalty and the mfer's got themselves new bitches". Replacement theory in action

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 04:32 PM (PTsqM)

251 We have GOT to get organized!
Posted by: Captain Chaos at January 19, 2026 04:28 PM (wVcYX)


Well now I'm confused.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 04:32 PM (2WIwB)

252 It should be a point of great pride and satisfaction that enough people care enough about their church to fight for it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 04:18 PM (n9ltV)
.................................

We are on the same team. I say this that any church had NOTHING to do with the stupid lesbian getting shot blocking ICE.

I have no problem, at all, defending or giving my life to save my grandchildren, sitting on the pew next to me. In fact, I have even thought of this (which I consider to be sad) in the event a tranny with a gun comes in firing.

I simply want to spare my grandchildren. They are too young for violence & fear & I want to keep them this way.

If you wanted details of me defending my faith, you should ask a crowd of 300 in FL what I did when the main branch of that denomination wanted gays in the pulpit. I never thought I'd have to defend my faith IN CHURCH. Yet I did.

Don't read what I said as skewed that I am a coward, as I have no doubt I will die to protect.

No fear. I was on one of the first planes out of Orlando after 9/11 with NO FEAR. For months on almost empty planes with me & a few businessmen. I may be a redneck, but have no fear.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 04:32 PM (WONhk)

253 I keep reading, hearing that we need to go after the financiers of the riots. That we need to squeeze the rioters to get names.

One, the street thugs don't have any idea who's paying them.
Two, it's all cash, probably from the Somalian fraudsters.
Three, the money that funded the fraud is from the taxpayers.

So... how exactly is this going to work? Us taxpayers should turn ourselves in for unknowingly funding a insurrection in Minnesota? Really?

Because the feds know who's been shoveling money into this on the side, and it doesn't require some sort of massive DoJ effort to pluck those fuckers up where they reside.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 04:35 PM (U2OZr)

254 I'm livid.

There's another game there, pure hatred of Charlie Kirk and the people who would most listen to him.

Notice there's no wild screaming at the POC belonging to that church.

Go down to the local fuc***g Universal Unitarian churches and scream during their psycho 'religious' meetings. Why at it, checkout their daycare.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 04:36 PM (NFX2v)

255 While at it, not why. Mea culpa.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 04:37 PM (NFX2v)

256 Thanx for update Publius, am optimistic for the desert. Nice and clear here, and at 6300’ asl. Moon is almost waned and early morning rise anyhow.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 04:39 PM (C8TKZ)

257 Obama.

And because ALL Black lives matter thanks to intersectionality.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

258 Our church doors are locked 10 minutes after the service starts, with one deacon by the door to let congregants in if necessary. I'm pretty sure our pastor isn't the only one carrying during the service. Pooky would be too, except for the suicide risk.
Posted by: pookysgirl never wants to see these precautions used at January 19, 2026 04:24 PM

----------

A lot of churches around me are locking doors after services start and the practice has gotten local media attention. My honest question is does this accomplish anything? If someone wants to shoot up the service why wouldn't they just come in while the doors are unlocked, with a concealed weapon or backpack or whatever?

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2026 04:42 PM (1Au9i)

259 No one will be charged. Especially not DL, the "independent" journo. Bondi & Co. hasn't arrested ANY democrat, and never will. As the Great MaHa Rushie used to say: Don't doubt me.

Posted by: Jeb! Magruder at January 19, 2026 04:47 PM (+XsLd)

260 The Critical Drinker's take on Starfleet Academy already has more views after 4 hours online than the actual show has in all the time its been up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYYHwO3Ijs

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (Da7Vv)

261 Have inconspicuous cameras pointing at the doors and audience running throughout the service.

It's a shame - a damn shame - and won't stop violence, but it will capture bad actors, how they operate.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 04:54 PM (NFX2v)

262 What good will it do to subpoena anyone? The Clintons have proved that you can just ignore those and the worst that happens is Congress fans their collective finger at you and croaks: “Naughty, naughty.”

Posted by: RebeccaH at January 19, 2026 05:36 PM (VFung)

Illinois Governor (and Possible Presidential Candidate) JB Pritzker Signs Law Sealing Criminal Records to Protect Illegals from Deportation by the Feds

And also, as many people observe, to stop people from immediately looking up the criminal histories of the next scumbag to kill an innocent citizen. No more "arrested 58 times previously" headlines in Illinois.

They won't stop crime. In fact, they'll promote it.

But they will stop you from noticing crime.


Governor JB Pritzker
@GovPritzker

Jan 16

Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.

With my signature, Illinois will create an automatic process to seal the criminal records of those convicted of non-violent crimes.

We're opening up opportunities for those re-entering society to live healthy, stable lives.


Grok:

Illinois Governor Signs Clean Slate Act to Seal Nonviolent Records
Last updated

Jan 18

Governor JB Pritzker signed the bipartisan Clean Slate Act on January 16, automating the sealing of nonviolent criminal records for about 1.7 to 2.2 million eligible residents. It covers misdemeanors after two years, certain felonies after three or more, and petty offenses twice yearly, while excluding serious crimes like murder, sex offenses, and DUIs--law enforcement keeps full access. Supporters like Rep. Jehan Gordon-Booth call it justice and redemption, citing higher wages and lower recidivism; critics including Republican lawmakers argue it protects repeat offenders and burdens background checks. The law phases in from June 1, 2026, with a task force monitoring impacts through 2034.

Simulator di tutti i Simulatori
@fleshsimulator

Jan 18

Well, I suppose that's ONE way to prevent news stories about someone with fifty prior arrests cutting an old lady in half with a sawzall on the subway or whatever


wanye
@xwanyex

Jan 17

There are so many things you can spend your time on, things to be motivated by, things that worry you, that bother you, that keep you up at night. And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals.


@amuse
@amuse

Jan 17

LAWFARE: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker's signed of the Clean Slate Act sealing criminal records like theft, drug possession, and disorderly conduct to protect illegal criminals including MS-13 and TdA gang members from deportation.


wanye
@xwanyex

Jan 17

There are so many things you can spend your time on, things to be motivated by, things that worry you, that bother you, that keep you up at night. And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals.

Offenses like property crimes and narcotics charges will be wiped from records -- and taxpayers are told to trust the system



@amuse
@amuse

Jan 17

LAWFARE: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker's signed of the Clean Slate Act sealing criminal records like theft, drug possession, and disorderly conduct to protect illegal criminals including MS-13 and TdA gang members from deportation.

Of course, employers will no longer be able to discover if applicants are career thieves and drug abusters.


Commissioner Sean Morrison
@SeanMMorrison

Jan 17

JB Pritzker and Illinois Democrats passed laws allowing millions of criminal convictions to be sealed.

This isn't "reform" it's protecting criminals over citizens.

The result?
• Employers can't fully vet who they hire
• Landlords can't properly screen renters
• Businesses can't assess real risk
• Citizens lose basic transparency and protection from scammers

Public safety depends on truth and accountability, not hiding criminal histories to satisfy ideological talking points.

Once again, Illinois democrats puts ideology first, and everyday citizens pay the price.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




Comments

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1 I'll let 'em know again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (O7YUW)

2 THE BLADE IS FIRST OF THE FIRSTS

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

3 Insurrection.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:31 PM (zjgNU)

4 that's demonrats for you, every time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:31 PM (Cjt/F)

5 You've heard this before, but we have had that here for years

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (RIvkX)

6 domestic enemies of the American people.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Cjt/F)

7 Democrats know who their constituents are and they know how to deliver for them.

Republicans know who their constituents are and hate them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (zjgNU)

8 How in-your-face and absurd does this insurrection have to get? What's the plan to deal with it? Who's the Trump team's point person? It all seems uncoordinated and weak.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (t+TFX)

9 I think I see the flaw in his plan.

The people he is enabling with this are a net drain on society.

The people who will be negatively impacted are the tax payers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (0U5gm)

10 Too celebrate Marten Luthor King Day all persins of coler pay 50% of price for all things today on all products. Persins of no coler still pay full price.

What has you done foor persins of coler ?

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (JODp0)

11 Pritzker is a prick. It is known.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (gWBY1)

12 JB Pritzker just made himself and the whole state an accessory before the fact.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (2GVsD)

13 7 Democrats know who their constituents are and they know how to deliver for them.

Republicans know who their constituents are and hate them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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No money in it or social cred in their class for GOP in office.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (E4rtv)

14
Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.

==============

A second chance to what? Rob, rape, and beat someone up?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Jyxrm)

15 Illegal voting is a non-violent offense.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rj6Yv)

16 Second order effects are gonna be a beyotch!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)

17 They can still be deported for being here illegally.

Nothing the State does can change that.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (ZcsJV)

18 Pritzker can rot in hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (P7vXf)

19 (from the end of the last thread because I am slow)

here is the AI version of the Amelia meme

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg


Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

20 Marten Luthor King Day

LOL. "Otisberg? OTISBURG??"

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

21 everyone deserves a few dozen second chances

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)

22 I will freely admit that the lack of opportunity to leave your past behind and start a new life in some unknown state/city is a big drawback to modernity. The frontier really created options for people who had made big mistakes.

We DO need some way for people to start over. This ain't it though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (zjgNU)

23 Willowed, info on the KKK Act that Harmeet Dillon/DOJ will supposedly charge Don Lemon with:

The "KKK Act of 1871" (formally the Enforcement Act of 1871):

A crucial piece of Reconstruction-era legislation ... making it a federal crime to interfere with civil rights, allowing presidential use of the military, and holding state officials accountable for civil rights violations, all under the umbrella of enforcing the 14th Amendment.

Key Provisions & Significance:
Federal Enforcement: It made interfering with voting rights and other civil liberties a federal offense, targeting Klan violence like intimidation, conspiracy, and masked terrorism.

Presidential Power: Authorized the President (Ulysses S. Grant) to use federal troops to enforce the law and suspend habeas corpus if necessary.

Holding Officials Accountable: Made state officials liable in federal court

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (gWBY1)

24 I suppose this means we're going to need Data Republican or some other data-crunching genius to download and store every name and crime, before it falls into the memory hole. A parallel accounting system, since the Illinois Gov won't do it.

Posted by: Gorthanc at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (xKjWc)

25 "9 I think I see the flaw in his plan.

The people he is enabling with this are a net drain on society.

The people who will be negatively impacted are the tax payers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (0U5gm) "

that's an outstandingly cool feature to demonrats, not a flaw.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Cjt/F)

26 who's bidding is this fat, disgusting, fool doing ?? who is pulling his strings ?

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (g47mK)

27 at the very basis of law, all crimes are property crimes.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR)

28 I don't think trying to catch Newsome in the number of people chased out of your State via Policy is The Path.

But, Democrats have never been particularly intelligent.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (ZcsJV)

29 How in-your-face and absurd does this insurrection have to get? What's the plan to deal with it? Who's the Trump team's point person? It all seems uncoordinated and weak.

I mean, Pritzker announced the policy on Jan. 16th. Why haven't all problems been solved yet? Must the gears of justice grind so impossibly slowly?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)

30 "And also, as many people observe, to stop people from immediately looking up the criminal histories of the next scumbag to kill an innocent citizen. No more "arrested 58 times previously" headlines in Illinois."

I'm not sure about this. As I read this shitbag law, it seals certain criminal convictions after a certain amount of time. I'm not sure it seals arrest records.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

31 Speaking of concealment, we still don't know the name of the truck driver who drove into a low construction beam on the L.A. freeway last week. Several hurt, one killed. Was he or she not able to read the warning signs?

Posted by: Random PJ at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Dwxc/)

32 I have to assume (which is dangerous) that President Trump is waiting til after MLK Day to start the show of the Insurrection Act and arrests of these "governors" who impede US law.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (WONhk)

33 Does this mean that JB Pritzker's own history of pleading to a non-violent crime is now inaccessible to the public?

In case you're wondering. He wrote a bad check.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)

34 If they didn't enter the country legally they are deportable anyway no? So the fat slob's acit will be protecting Somali and Haiti refugees but this act should not protect the TdA gangs.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (hhkIi)

35 22 I will freely admit that the lack of opportunity to leave your past behind and start a new life in some unknown state/city is a big drawback to modernity. The frontier really created options for people who had made big mistakes.

We DO need some way for people to start over. This ain't it though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (zjgNU)

The Infantry.

Go to some overseas shithole, get shot at, then maybe get another chance.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (6Uni8)

36 Too celebrate Marten Luthor King Day all persins of coler pay 50% of price for all things today on all products. Persins of no coler still pay full price.

What has you done foor persins of coler ?
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (JODp0)

Clearly a fake. While Mary is an idiot, she can spell.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (zjgNU)

37 Pritzker can rot in hell.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Satan's really gonna hafta structurally reinforce his bed of hot coals.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

38 As if the flood of people and businesses leaving Illinois wasn't fast enough.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (GGatE)

39 Pritzker is a prick. It is known.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (gWBY1)


I like to think of him as an asshole.
Illinois is still waiting for a republican prick to give him what he deserves.
It'll be a while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (Hx0tZ)

40 Waiting for a random judge to deem this unconstitutional. 3, 2, 1 (inhales and holds breath)

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (CsxlM)

41 >>> Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.

If you've had a 32nd chance, and you still haven't figured out you should not hurt, maim, or rape people, you're never gonna figure it out.

Prison for life or hang 'em high.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (gWBY1)

42 So a prospective employer shouldn't ask if someone's a felon, but they *should* ask if someone's a double-agent for Israel. Got it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, checking the new rules at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)

43 >>We DO need some way for people to start over.

No. We don't. Justice is not about rehabilitation.

It is about Retribution for Crimes committed and Deterrence for Crimes you would commit.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (ZcsJV)

44 (from the end of the last thread because I am slow)

here is the AI version of the Amelia meme

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg


Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

The left is so bad at meme-ing that they get their memes stolen and turned against them.

(And come off as lame when they try to do the reverse.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (zjgNU)

45
This can reasonably be expected to accelerate the departure of businesses and people from Illinois.

All of this kind of crap appears to be predicated on the assumption that Democrats will return to power soon.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (azNOR)

46 26 - stan, father of lies, master of his demonrat slaves

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Cjt/F)

47 Would love to see a National Guard version of ICE.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (CsxlM)

48 Seal criminal records ? So they get a clean "slate" and commit another crime is that concealed too or is this a one off ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (VE6XX)

49 The Infantry.

Go to some overseas shithole, get shot at, then maybe get another chance.
Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (6Uni

Actually a good idea.

We need to take care that we aren't just training up a more dangerous class of gang-bangers, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (zjgNU)

50 Clearly a fake. While Mary is an idiot, she can spell.

Mary is kind of like jazz. Each artist has his own style.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Fs0KI)

51 Recidivism rates may go down a little (in theory), but crime rates probably go up, because criminals are given more chances to be in positions of trust that they don't deserve.

At least the violent crimes are not included.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

52 >>eal criminal records ? So they get a clean "slate" and commit another crime is that concealed too or is this a one off ?


Oh, no. It applies to former and future crimes.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (ZcsJV)

53 No, Mary is a habitual poor speller. She went to an inferior Quality Learing Center, and is addled besides.

Posted by: Mary's Analyst at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (oftw2)

54 I wonder if Pritzker wants to know if Shapiro is a Mossad agent?

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (6CO1G)

55 Speaking of concealment, we still don't know the name of the truck driver who drove into a low construction beam on the L.A. freeway last week. Several hurt, one killed. Was he or she not able to read the warning signs?
Posted by: Random PJ at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Dwxc/)

This happens more than you might think.

https://11foot8.com/

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Hx0tZ)

56 At least the violent crimes are not included.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

After they've been plea dealed down...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)

57 Recidivism rates may go down a little (in theory), but crime rates probably go up, because criminals are given more chances to be in positions of trust that they don't deserve.

At least the violent crimes are not included.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

========

Insurance premiums will be a topic of conversation soon.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (rj6Yv)

58 As if the flood of people and businesses leaving Illinois wasn't fast enough.

Posted by: Beartooth


They already instituted a punishment tax for people selling their houses and leaving the state, but it wasn't enough. I think the next step is to put in a law that says you can't leave the state at all.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (0U5gm)

59 Related to the last thread. From "Legal Insurrection " site:

According to Shapiro, former White House counsel Dana Remus wanted to know if he’d ever been “a double agent for Israel?” When he replied that “the question was offensive,” he was told, “Well, we have to ask.”

Next, she asked, “Have you ever communicated with an undercover agent of Israel?”

Shapiro replied, “If they were undercover, how the hell would I know?”

I know he's a Democrat, but I liked his answer,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (PFs9e)

60
And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals.

Constituent services

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (pkeXY)

61 Has anyone considered stripping Illinois of it's electoral votes?

Posted by: Dave's not here at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (kp5iD)

62 Seal criminal records ? So they get a clean "slate" and commit another crime is that concealed too or is this a one off ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (VE6XX)
___

As I read it, it's ongoing in the sense that after a certain period of time, certain convictions are sealed. So if you're convicted of Crime X that's eligible for sealing after 3 years, then after 3 years it's sealed. If you later commit another crime, that wouldn't get sealed until the time for that crime elapsed.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

63 I would pay good money to see a propaganda minister refer to Don Lemon as Grand Kleagle Don Lemon if he was charged under KKK Act

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (PTsqM)

64
I have to assume (which is dangerous) that President Trump is waiting til after MLK Day to start the show of the Insurrection Act and arrests of these "governors" who impede US law.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

============

I wish he'd go all George Washington and send in the troops on a sacred holiday.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Jyxrm)

65 "PRITZKER SUCKS

the life out of small business"


lots of signs like that around my area.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (vbXSk)

66 So I'm gonna count this as an admission of involvement in laundering by Pritzker.

It's interesting to contrast his and Walz's histrionics with Democrats who cooperated with ICE and had their cities cleared out in a few days with no Antifa trouble, like the mayor of Memphis.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (C/4uM)

67 >>After they've been plea dealed down...


THIS is the problem with these types of 'rehab' / '2nd chance Laws'.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (ZcsJV)

68 No. We don't. Justice is not about rehabilitation.

It is about Retribution for Crimes committed and Deterrence for Crimes you would commit.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (ZcsJV)

Right. But I'm not talking about retribution in the interest of justice.

Justice should be done through punishment.

I'm talking about after proper punishment. If their punishment wasn't sufficient, address that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (zjgNU)

69 I think President Trump is giving them enough rope...then whammo! I hope this is the case as things are not going well for US Citizens who want mass deportations and laws upheld.

I want a YUGE surprise at dawn tomorrow for these blue states. Read of an early morning raid the other day in MN, as the paid protesters were still in their warm beds.

A surprise that will leave them reeling and sputtering and soiling their pants.

I don't ask for much. DEPORT THEM ALL!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (WONhk)

70
According to Shapiro, former White House counsel Dana Remus wanted to know if he’d ever been “a double agent for Israel?”

_____________

"Are you now or have you ever been..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (tgvbd)

71 Low rungs of culture assume that aspiring to be a "career criminal" is a fine choice. In a decent society they'd be on a chain gang or killed by victim's relatives. This crap needs to stop.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (oftw2)

72 They already instituted a punishment tax for people selling their houses and leaving the state, but it wasn't enough. I think the next step is to put in a law that says you can't leave the state at all.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (0U5gm)


I think the term Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart has been taken, they have to find another name for it

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

73 I want a YUGE surprise at dawn tomorrow for these blue states. Read of an early morning raid the other day in MN, as the paid protesters were still in their warm beds.

A surprise that will leave them reeling and sputtering and soiling their pants.

I don't ask for much. DEPORT THEM ALL!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (WONhk)

Hasn't he left for Davos ? Of course it might be even better if he were out of the Country

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (VE6XX)

74 Gee, I'm sure this law won't be an impetus for weak-kneed prosecutors to plead cases down to non-violent offenses whenever possible.

Posted by: Octochicken at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (oCS0o)

75
We're generally not lovers of the jackbooted thugs here, but can't the feds subpoena these records regardless?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (Jyxrm)

76 At least the violent crimes are not included.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

After they've been plea dealed down...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)
_____

This. The majority of "non-violent" drug offenses were in fact violent. It's just that the perp pleaded to the drug offense in exchange for dropping the violent offense. Literally every drug bust also includes guns, but those gun offenses are almost always dropped in the plea.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

77 They can still be deported for being here illegally.

Nothing the State does can change that.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (ZcsJV)

Yup. Instead of deporting criminals with violent histories, ICE will have to deport ALL illegals just to be sure.

Way to go, you stupid leftist fucks.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (g8Ew8)

78 >>I'm talking about after proper punishment. If their punishment wasn't sufficient, address that.


IF we actually punished people for their crimes, I see no problem with them becoming part of society, again.

But when they get a plea bargain, reduced sentence and early parole...no.
Fuck'em.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (ZcsJV)

79 “Ban the box” and all the other specious bullshit described here protecting criminals is an outrage to decency. Anonymity for minors, however well intended, is the same.

Humans respond to incentives, good and bad. Does Pritzker have good intentions? I don’t know, but it would appear he is either wicked, or a complete idiot. Not much room for anything else.

People who stay out of trouble are passed over for people who take the wrong path. This is not a prescription for confidence going forward.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (fOaHw)

80 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

81 My industry is state-regulated so that ordinance was not applied but as an employer you have no legal way of knowing what crimes your employees have committed. Why? To hide the truth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (RIvkX)

82 Non-citizens with criminal records are deportable but if their records are sealed most can stay. Illinois� Clean Slate Act is designed to help non-citizen criminals become Democrat voters. pic.twitter.com/0s9ciaC8or

— @amuse (@amuse) January 19, 2026



This. One hundred and fifty bazillion times, this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

83 They hate us and want us to die.

Posted by: Pretty simple, really at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (TbWk/)

84 The beauty of this law is that a lot of violent felonies are pled to nonviolent ones as part of plea bargaining. That's what has allowed a lot of big cities to say violent crime is down. Now they can be sealed.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (PTsqM)

85 I wish he'd go all George Washington and send in the troops on a sacred holiday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Jyxrm)

I am cool with this as well. I want mayhem, brought by our side. For a change.

I want the Dims wailing.

Everyone knows it is just a matter of time to lance the boil. I have hope and prayers that President Trump and Co are simply preparing well, have a plan, and know when to strike at the same time. With no warning. A BOOM!

I am the most optimistic person always. So this is what I hope. Soon. Very soon. Make 'em wail as transport planes haul them off by the thousands every day.

This would make me very happy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (WONhk)

86 Easy, pass a federal law that requires all conviction records to be made public. These are, by definition, public records.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (IdvtF)

87 Trump is going to the Champeenship Game this evening and will be speaking in Davos on Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Hair Force One at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (oftw2)

88 "The law phases in from June 1, 2026..."
-------

Welp, ICE better get a move on!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rdVOm)

89 Joe Biden said they had the biggest election fraud campaign in history.

And they're making it even bigger.

We are SOOOOO f*cked if the feds don't do something about this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

90 If you're an employer in another state just assume anyone that has lived in Illinois has a criminal record.

This non-sense will be adopted in other leftard blue states quickly.

Posted by: Dirk Manley at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (zjp0+)

91 And it SICKENS me that I'm asking for the government to step in and do something......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Is JB Pritzger a TdA double agent? Someone should vet that guy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (2V+bm)

93 "PRITZKER SUCKS

the life out of small business"


lots of signs like that around my area.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (vbXSk)

My family lives in Illinois. MOST of Illinois has signs like that.

That's what happens when you are ruled by a distant city that enjoys rubbing its power in your face.

Illinois is the worst example, but MANY states illustrate the stupidity of Reynolds v. Sims. Now that Roe v. Wade is gone, it stands as the most harmful decision of the past 100 years.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (zjgNU)

94 According to Shapiro, former White House counsel Dana Remus wanted to know if he’d ever been “a double agent for Israel?”

"Are you a spy?"

"No. What a stupid question."

"Hmm, that's exactly what a spy would say."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Fs0KI)

95 I don't understand this.
If it is a public record, isn't somebody scraping all that data and creating a database?

Are they trying to stop the signal?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (QEB0p)

96
Here's a little montage movie on this page of the Sun's recent big wet fart in our direction:

https://is.gd/8uZXni

The NOAA page keeps the coronagraphs on a 24 hour late, and it just scrolled past the fart, here that is:
https://is.gd/geYZDp

What's cute is the new Moon photobombing the GOES CCOR-1 images. The instrument is sensitive enough it sees the Moon lit up from the earth shine. As it gets close to the center, they tamp down the sensitivity as that's where the corona gets brighter, so you'll see the Moon as a black disc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (w6EFb)

97 As I read it, it's ongoing in the sense that after a certain period of time, certain convictions are sealed. So if you're convicted of Crime X that's eligible for sealing after 3 years, then after 3 years it's sealed. If you later commit another crime, that wouldn't get sealed until the time for that crime elapsed.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
=====

Should be interesting to see what the government records agencies report after a criminal history search. For example, informing the searcher that prior convictions/arrests were under seal is one thing. It's quite another if the search results report "No records found" after sealing.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)

98 Congress can pass a law requiring all states to open criminal records, and even make the searchable online.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (2V+bm)

99 >>> Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu
youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg

YESSS!! Thanks Formerly Virginian! That's my favorite of all the memes and I couldn't find it.

I'm a happily married to a bloke woman, and even I have a girlcrush on Amelia. The propaganda arm of the UK screwed up. Royally. Good on them.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (gWBY1)

100 That fat fuck JB sure likes to fuck around a lot.

Hopefully he finds out soon.

Posted by: FAFO at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (R/m4+)

101 Democrats.

Literally EVERYONE other than actual Americans first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

102 I see a news item no doubt of great interest to Pritzker The Hutt: people have seen what appears to be a giant flying Dorito near Area 51.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (C/4uM)

103 It really feels like we are plunging headlong into civil war. Over democrats' brown pawns. Again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)

104 How does this work in a criminal case being tried? Can anyone accused person's priors be brought up?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (YDjYy)

105 42 So a prospective employer shouldn't ask if someone's a felon, but they *should* ask if someone's a double-agent for Israel. Got it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, checking the new rules at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)

heh

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (SSiCQ)

106 I guess if there are any normal people left in MN they are afraid to speak up. Certainly based on the Don Lemon invasion of a church during a worship service.

It's getting more insane since the sacred lesbian cow was shot in her car.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (WONhk)

107 didn't Obama open the divorce records of a guy named Jack that was running against him? Illinois is BS when it comes to sealed records.

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (8uzBS)

108
You'll also see three bright dots in the lower half of those images. That's Venus, Mercury, and Mars. On the LASCO C3 loop, you'll see a lot of snow in the field there at the last. That's all the high speed particles from that fart slamming into it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (w6EFb)

109 The same people who want to hide a history of actual crimes by actual criminals will comb through your social media posts for the past two decades and try to get you fired if they don't like something you said.

Forgive and forget actual crime. Never forget wrongthink.

"Woke." WTF.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Jmzdj)

110 The most dangerous organization i know of flat down our home grown marxist.

I won't drive in their states unless i'm in a tank.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (EyfuW)

111 The bill, HB1836, was passed by the Illinois legislature last November. All it required was Pritzker signature. There is no doubt he would. So it's not really only 3 days ago news.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Y1sOo)

112 This law is just silly. Congress can override it, and should immediately, requiring all states make all criminal records public and searchable online.

Then, Congress should pass a law saying no governor may weigh within 10% of Chris Christie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (2V+bm)

113 Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.

With my signature, Illinois will create an automatic process to seal the criminal records of those convicted of non-violent crimes.



In other news, JB Pritzker signed an executive order downgrading armed robbery, assault and rape to class B misdemeanors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Waiting for a random judge to deem this unconstitutional. 3, 2, 1 (inhales and holds breath)
---
IL cartel judge:
There is no compelling public interest in public having the full criminal record of adults.

Also IL cartel judge:
There is a compelling public interest in unsealing the mutually agreed-sealed divorce record of a Republican Senator.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (HXT0k)

115 83 They hate us and want us to die.

Posted by: Pretty simple, really at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (TbWk/)

And the entire law enforcement apparatus is going to make sure they are able to kill us.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (6Uni8)

116 >>> "Are you a spy?"
"No. What a stupid question."
"Hmm, that's exactly what a spy would say."


The only way that line of questioning actually works is if the agency has done all their homework already.

"Are you a spy?"

"No. What a stupid question."

"Are you SURE?" *gives them a long look, slides a thick folder across the table at them with their name on it*

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (gWBY1)

117 didn't Obama open the divorce records of a guy named Jack that was running against him? Illinois is BS when it comes to sealed records.
Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (8uzBS)
____

Judge did, clearly to help Obama. Was a bitter divorce from Seven of Nine. There's a reason divorce records are supposed to be sealed. The allegations made in divorce proceedings are 95% total bullshit.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

118 The Democrats are not "soft on crime"

The Democrats are the political wing of the cartels.

Perfectly explains this action doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

119 I'm a happily married to a bloke woman, and even I have a girlcrush on Amelia. The propaganda arm of the UK screwed up. Royally. Good on them.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (gWBY1)

Happily married to a what? I'm trying to figure out if this is a typo or a term I've never heard of.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (zjgNU)

120 didn't Obama open the divorce records of a guy named Jack that was running against him? Illinois is BS when it comes to sealed records.
Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (8uzBS)



The laws are different for Democrats, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Congress can pass a law requiring all states to open criminal records, and even make the searchable online.
——-

Democrats fuck shit up. Republicans make sure it stays that way. Ain’t gonna happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (fOaHw)

122 Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (zjgNU)

Whoops, bad grammar! I'm a woman, happily married to a bloke.

Not married to a bloke woman.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gWBY1)

123
Happily married to a what? I'm trying to figure out if this is a typo or a term I've never heard of.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (zjgNU)



She married a guy from the UK and is happy with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Seven of Nine

44 of D?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Kt19C)

125 Next law signed will be the "Full Stomach Act" granting all Illinois elected public officials the free buffet every night.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (2V+bm)

126 "Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu
youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg"


What ignorant govt. drone actually thought this would be harmful to the ant-immigrant, pro-England movement. Incredible. Of course these are the same people that think Greta is a great face for climate doom hysteria.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (GUOwU)

127
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gWBY1)



Maybe "I'm a "happily married to a bloke" woman" next time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

128 YESSS!! Thanks Formerly Virginian! That's my favorite of all the memes and I couldn't find it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (gWBY1)

Also, you're welcome, but I was just quoting kindltot. He found it first.

(I saw it on Notthebee https://tinyurl.com/yc5s9har. They had a lot more instances.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (zjgNU)

129 Imagine being a bank and not being able to see if your teller applicant has 17 theft convictions because they are all 2 years and one day old.

How about a daycare owner and not being able to see the indecency with a child convictions of an applicant?

Anyway, call this what it is, the Black De-employment Act.

Because it's not a stereotype when it's experience.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 02:57 PM (HXT0k)

130 Is Pritzker a double agent ? Maybe a triple agent?

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 19, 2026 02:57 PM (zqeQL)

131 Coming soon to a Virginia near you.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 19, 2026 02:58 PM (gUs21)

132 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Couldn't get any reception at work todayon my phone

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Ia/+0)

133 (I saw it on Notthebee https://tinyurl.com/yc5s9har. They had a lot more instances.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I particularly liked "The Last Rose of Albion" version.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:58 PM (zjgNU)

134 Our company has software contracts with some states, one of which is Illinois. Our contract requires us to do criminal background checks on any of our employees who provide software support to the sate installation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (2V+bm)

135 "Maybe "I'm a "happily married to a bloke" woman" next time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

"This could "get out of hand" and we'll be lucky" to live through it"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Hx0tZ)

136 All that federal graft funding kept the MN DFL-Dem humming like a well-oiled machine. And then DJT got elected, and then the ICE Army invaded, and, and Don Lemon parachutes in for a photo-op protest in a church, and everybody's gone cray-cray.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)

137 "Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu
youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg"




Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

138 "Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker
Jan 16

Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance tp rape your daughter.

FTFY.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:00 PM (se8lQ)

139 Illinois has had forty three governors, and only one served more than two terms. This horrible governor is running for a third term in November.


Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (txWKi)

140 Governor JB Pritzker signed the bipartisan Clean Slate Act

"bipartisan"
19 IL Senate Republicans 16-2-1 against. (1 not voted)

(don't have patience to log the House)

Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (D0HYP)

141 If the judiciary wasn't itself in full insurrection mode as well, a lot of this shit would've been taken care of by now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (U2OZr)

142 Is Pritzker a double agent ? Maybe a triple agent?

=====

He probably has a couple of agents hidden in a fat fold somewhere.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

143 19 (from the end of the last thread because I am slow)

here is the AI version of the Amelia meme

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg


Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

Cute!

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (SSiCQ)

144 This is going to be Virginia, as has been said up thread. I dread the reign of terror from Spamburglar and her terrible cronies.

Posted by: turambar at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Q0yOR)

145 This isn't "reform" it's protecting criminals over citizens.

The result?
- Employers can't fully vet who they hire


Luckily, Illinois borders on Iowa, because we're gonna need a LOT of popcorn.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (se8lQ)

146 "There are so many things you can spend your time on, things to be motivated by, things that worry you, that bother you, that keep you up at night. And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals." - comment on Xitter.

Hey, these people you are speaking of are all potential voters!!!

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (vcOmj)

147 Has anyone considered stripping Illinois of it's electoral votes?
Posted by: Dave's not here at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (kp5iD)


You got 2/3 of both houses of Congress in your back pocket?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (ExV1e)

148 Hear that Amelia? Your name is getting famous again.

Posted by: Zombie Fred Noonan at January 19, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

149 The Marxists are protecting the millions of Illegals.
You know all in all way back in Barky years Arizona wanted to keep Illegals out and Barky and the Judges kept them in

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)

150 Governor JB Pritzker signed the bipartisan Clean Slate Act

"bipartisan"
19 IL Senate Republicans 16-2-1 against. (1 not voted)

(don't have patience to log the House)

Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (D0HYP)
************************************************

If a single Republican votes for a Democrat bill, it's bipartisan.

Posted by: MSM for the last several decades at January 19, 2026 03:05 PM (oKaXm)

151 127 Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gWBY1)

Maybe "I'm a "happily married to a bloke" woman" next time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Or
I'm a happily-married-to-a-bloke woman.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (SSiCQ)

152 This is going to be Virginia, as has been said up thread. I dread the reign of terror from Spamburglar and her terrible cronies.
Posted by: turambar

Yeah, I do, too.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

153 Every f'n Democrat needs a microphone shoved in their face and ask them if they approve of this.
Then use it it in the midterms.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (NpAcC)

154 Time to make a list of all states currently in rebellion against the nation:

-- Minnesota
-- Illinois
-- California
-- New York (partly)

...any other nominees?

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (se8lQ)

155 Amelia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Amelia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

156 I think "bloke woman" means a British M->F tranny.

Posted by: Cor blimey, 'e's got a widger! at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (TbWk/)

157 I'm probably not the first to say this....somehow it's ok to cancel someone for what they posted on Twitter like 11 years ago, but it's cruel for people to know what crimes someone was convicted of a year ago. I just don't understand.

Posted by: EagleWI at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (IWxjF)

158 Is it only non-violent crimes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (bss/y)

159 I laugh when people say the want to become an electrician.

No, you either have it, or you don't. You can become an electrical installer and run romex and shit, but you actually need to understand electricity to be an electrician. I've worked with hundreds of guys and gals that never worked on a live circuit and they get bit. Know your role.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (BSdIE)

160 You see, in the UK, people are afraid. Just for saying pussy can get you fined.
So they have to curb their speech and speak in code which takes longer so say the same thing. Even if a gun shot victim is shot, and you call 911, you say, She was shot in the sweet spot.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (EyfuW)

161 148 Hear that Amelia? Your name is getting famous again.
Posted by: Zombie Fred Noonan


I'm shocked Ace hasn't had an Amelia thread yet. I thought he'd be all over that (pun intended).

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:08 PM (se8lQ)

162 Time to make a list of all states currently in rebellion against the nation:

-- Minnesota
-- Illinois
-- California
-- New York (partly)

...any other nominees?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (se8lQ)


Hawaii, but they don't really have the illegal numbers to fight over, so it's not evident yet.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 03:09 PM (zjgNU)

163
If the record is sealed only after 3,years, the the good news is, chronic offenders set free again and again commit so many crimes, that there will always be multiple offenses on record.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 03:09 PM (azNOR)

164 How will this sound in the deposition?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 03:09 PM (YlWIZ)

165 Women have taken over a Target to keep Target from letting ICE use their restrooms.

Fuck, are we that far from a Munich Hostage drama over ICE using a Speedway to air up their tires?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (bss/y)

166 Is Pritzker a double agent ? Maybe a triple agent?

A: Well, there is certainly enough of him there to be a double agent. I mean, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

Who is John Galt ?
A: He was the man who vowed to stop the motor that runs the world. And also a fictional character from "Atlas Shrugged".

Posted by: Going deep. Out.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (vcOmj)

167 Question:

Say Illinois seals the record after 3 years.

What then happens to the X account(s) that do daily reporting of people, complete with mugshuts and full names? Or external websites that track and post the same information? Newspaper articles? Nationally-syndicated news?

Does Pritzker go to the EU and have them send out a sternly-worded letter to delete all instances of the data?

Or is there now a new market to track this information, externally, before the Dems go all Orwell on history?

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (4h45B)

168 I keep saying it. Trump needs to form the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (snZF9)

169 "but it's cruel for people to know what crimes someone was convicted of a year ago."

or if they committed 20 crimes. If it is a "second chance" law, then all but first time offenders should have their crimes revealed to the public. This is a 20th chance law.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (vbXSk)

170 This isn't just for illegals - people with green cards can get deported for various crimes.

Which raises an interesting question - you are asked about whether you've been arrested or convicted of a crime when you renew your green card every ten years.

If your records have been sealed by the local authorities, can you legally say "no"?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:11 PM (n1OCj)

171 So is this the way cons get free tat removal?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (YlWIZ)

172 Heck the system is so leaky already, I don't know why they bothered.

Posted by: YellowBird at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (MEbkQ)

173 My brother skipped out on a DWI from the state of Illinois in the early 90's. He moved back home, and simply renewed his license from that state as needed.

Later on, oh say 20+ years later, he attempted to renew that license again, and Illinois put an alert out that he had 'issues' in Illinois that needed to be addressed and couldn't renew until those issues were resolved.

We attempted to take care of things, but Illinois rejected every attempt and he was never able to renew his license after that.


But it's good to know illegals can continue to pillage that shithole for eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Follow-up question:

How many microseconds will it take to pull out the sealed information for newscasters and journo-list-ers? And how many centuries will it take if your name isn't Obama?

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (4h45B)

175 Oh, that’s right. It’s a tax.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (YlWIZ)

176 "Pritzker Signs Law Sealing Criminal Records to Protect Illegals from Deportation by the Feds"

The solution is to arrest and remove ALL illegals.
"hey, we tried to remove just the criminals, but now we must remove them all". (all are already criminals, but removing the worst first had merit)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (vbXSk)

177 Women have taken over a Target to keep Target from letting ICE use their restrooms.

Fuck, are we that far from a Munich Hostage drama over ICE using a Speedway to air up their tires?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (bss/y)Women have taken over a Target to keep Target from letting ICE use their restrooms.

Fuck, are we that far from a Munich Hostage drama over ICE using a Speedway to air up their tires?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (bss/y)



Well, here's hoping the ICE agents roll up and piss on the women protesting outside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

178 If it is a "second chance" law, then all but first time offenders should have their crimes revealed to the public. This is a 20th chance law.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (vbXSk)

It's a There-will-be-no-laws law.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (g8Ew8)

179 I "played" the Pathways "game" and got assigned a government handler and forced into a re-education camp.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (V362x)

180 We need Democrats to win the midterms so that common sense measure like protecting criminal illegal aliens can be written into federal law.

Posted by: Every AWFL at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (XJzAV)

181 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga

Man who stormed the St. Paul, MN church yesterday responds to the criminal investigation launched by the DOJ:

“I protested these White supremacists… f*ck those f*cking Nazis. Come and get me Pam Bondi, you f*cking traitorous b*tch!”

Get this public safety threat in jail ASAP.

https://tinyurl.com/ywrz7us4

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

182 Well, here's hoping the ICE agents roll up and piss on the women protesting outside.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL. While they are protesting inside, they identify them, find their cars and piss on them and in the gas tank. Pipe video inside.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (bss/y)

183 By “second chance” do the mean second chance to murder an American citizen?

Posted by: Every AWFL at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (XJzAV)

184 Green catds, nk doubt got easy entrance but Illegals are way more important to get rid of

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

185 First female counter-protester at one of these ICE riots to show up cosplaying as Amelia will go down in history as the Crispus Attucks of our generation.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (se8lQ)

186 If you want some amusement, go to Minneapolis Reddit, which is entirely controlled by anti-ICE people.

The top posting at the moment:

Is anyone else in the ICE war zone saddened and disappointed by how few family and friends have reached out with concern, caring, or even interest?

I'm seeing this across my circles. Folks are saying "nobody's even bothering to call or text." It's hard to know whether it's shame, fear, or sympathy with ICE.

I can say that in a lot of cases this is likely to quickly become the last straw. The uncomfortable Thanksgiving with Uncle Fred is going to become, "I'm never sitting around a table with that prick again."

But even worse, many who are mildly supportive, but living in a different cosmos are going to be written off as a callous waste of time. Perhaps it's ignorance. We're finding that even suburban neighbors have no idea how active ICE is within less than a mile of their homes. (Just look at the daily Iceout maps!)


Here they are, FIGHTING FASCISM, and everyone else in the country is callous enough to think that they are nuts.



Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (n1OCj)

187 183 By “second chance” do the mean second chance to murder an American citizen?
Posted by: Every AWFL at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (XJzAV)

The world is your oyster. Rape, Murder, Cannibalism. Get creative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (bss/y)

188 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (90B9Z)

189 Hmmm, having a little engine trouble. Think I’ll land on that little island over there and fix it. Shouldn’t take too long.

Posted by: Amelia at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (u73oe)

190 Can I be amused Harmeet found the still-on-the-books Klu Klux Klan Act to go after the Minn Dems...that's how you play the media game...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (tOcjL)

191 My good friend and former tenant 'Judo' Paul Thomas passed away last Saturday. Paul held a sixth degree black belt in Judo from Hall of fame Judo coach Karl Geis, and a 4th degree black belt in BJJ from the Gracies. He was a former Texas State Heavyweight Judo champion, and a national champion in the Masters Division of Sambo. In addition he won several state level submission grappling championships in Brazil, an almost impossible feat for an American. He coached a world champion in BJJ, and several UFC fighters. Paul and I were bouncers together at the topless bar where Anna Nicole Smith was a dancer. Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

192 188 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat


Agreed.

Posted by: FDR signing Executive Order 9066 at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (se8lQ)

193 "If you had a DUI twenty years ago I can't hire you, and I will find out, so will your background check be a problem?"

That always worked well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

194 Gorgeous day out!

Mt Baker, My Rainier, North Cascades and the entire Olympic range are out Oh, and I saw a bald eagle and a bunch of buffleheads!!

Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (Eety5)

195 Get this public safety threat in jail ASAP.

https://tinyurl.com/ywrz7us4
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC)



First, what a f*cking retarded moron. Everything he just said is bullshit.

Second, I find it hilarious he sounds like alleged child molester Timothy Busfield.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC

And another highly articulate leftist, I see.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Nx5jP)

197 Well, this won't affect Chicago. Their CHUDs don't get convicted of things in the first place. It's all just catch and release for non-whites already.

But Fatty Ding Dongs just gave the green light to every CHUD in Illinois.

Which sucks, because people fleeing from CHUDs won't feel safe in IL at all for much longer, so they can't just go to their own hinterlands. They'll come here instead, and elect some gargantuan billionaire nepot to unleash battalions of Aztec street gladiators to chase my kids around with machetes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (BI5O2)

198 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (90B9Z)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (g8Ew8)

199 Sick of these assholes!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (R79VN)

200 I'm shocked Ace hasn't had an Amelia thread yet. I thought he'd be all over that (pun intended).
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:08 PM (se8lQ)

*****

Are you the zombie from zombietime.com in San Francisco?

If so, good to see you.

Love your work.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (StKe7)

201 I saw Bald Eagle and the Buffleheads open for Hootie and the blowfish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell. at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (u73oe)

202 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)
******
Condolences. I'm sorry for the loss on your friend.
May he rest in peace.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

203 Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)



Deepest sympathies for your loss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Assume I'm not the first to say that now we'll just have to assume anyone here illegally has been convicted of additional crimes, since there's no way to be sure.

Posted by: jocon307 at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (EuROc)

205 Has Don Lemon been arrested yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

206 Paul Thomas, may his memory be a blessing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)

207 203 Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)


Sorry to hear.... Sounds like you were a good friend...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (VE6XX)

208 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

Sorry for your loss. Good on you for taking care of an apparent legend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (dK+Kv)

209 204 Assume I'm not the first to say that now we'll just have to assume anyone here illegally has been convicted of additional crimes, since there's no way to be sure.
Posted by: jocon307 at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (EuROc)

Well, in Illinois anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (bss/y)

210 Are legal records legal records if you can legally erase them?

Up is down, black is white. Like some goddamned Bolshevik.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (wBaIH)

211 Has Don Lemon been arrested yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)



He won't be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Paul and I were bouncers together at the topless bar where Anna Nicole Smith was a dancer. Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

*****

Sounds like he was a wealthy man indeed to have a true friend like you.

Much respect.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (StKe7)

213 Democrats started the civil war in order to hold on to their slaves. Now, they want another to hold on to their illegal aliens.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (0U5gm)

214 198 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat
------------

Deport the politicians and have them apply for re-entry.
Put the politicians in jail (as they did citizens Jan6) and have them (their expensive lawyers) prove why they should be released.

There are other alternatives but they are unacceptable in a civil society.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (zNcSj)

215 He won't be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

It's kind of what he wanted (or exactly what he wanted.) LOL. Che Guevara Tourism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (bss/y)

216 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

It was very kind of you to help your friend in that way, and I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Nx5jP)

217 I have a feeling that ICE has all the info they need to do what they came to do. All those records were obtainable long before this law was signed.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (g8Ew8)

218 Has Don Lemon been arrested yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

Nah, IIRC CNN paid a settlement to the waiter whose face he smeared with his ball-sweat.

What a gross faggot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (BI5O2)

219 "If you had a DUI twenty years ago I can't hire you, and I will find out, so will your background check be a problem?"

That always worked well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

I hope you know this will go down on your permanent record.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

220 First female counter-protester at one of these ICE riots to show up cosplaying as Amelia will go down in history as the Crispus Attucks of our generation.
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (se8lQ)

Position already filled by Ashli Babbitt.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Hx0tZ)

221 Are you the zombie from zombietime.com in San Francisco?

If so, good to see you.

Love your work.
Posted by: EFG


Yep. And thanks!

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:25 PM (se8lQ)

222 Democrats started the civil war in order to hold on to their slaves. Now, they want another to hold on to their illegal aliens.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (0U5gm)

Always about keeping an underclass with the Democrats. (Don't forget the fights about segregation.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 03:25 PM (zjgNU)

223 If so, good to see you.

Love your work.
Posted by: EFG



Yeah, agreed.

Her wallowing through the filth to cover the fulsom street fair in san fagcisco was 2nd to none.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

224 So it's now somehow a racist thing even though it was an AWFL? who got shot?

No surprises there...

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (61TgR)

225 First, what a f*cking retarded moron. Everything he just said is bullshit.

Second, I find it hilarious he sounds like alleged child molester Timothy Busfield.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
********
I wonder if we can ever get our country back to sanity?
It's probably just going to get worse. They're like rabid dogs.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)

226 From the sidebar:

Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters

So it's OK to just always immediately go lethal on protesters? I'm not seeing the downside.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 03:27 PM (t5upi)

227 On further review ... Pass and sign this law and there's probably a way that it affects stats. And suddenly, Brandon's Chicago has a drop in crime! Rule #1, never trust Illinois numbers.

Posted by: YellowBird at January 19, 2026 03:27 PM (MEbkQ)

228 ********
I wonder if we can ever get our country back to sanity?
It's probably just going to get worse. They're like rabid dogs.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)



I'm afraid we won't be able to. This country is forever splintered. Until the Big Pharma companies are brought in check and they quit attempting to alter the human brain chemically, we're going to be saddled with leftist retards for eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

229 We should revisit the concept of "state suicide". If states like Illinois and Virginia (and the whole west coast) decide "nahh brah, we're going to facilitate foreign invasion" then they're not states. They're Territories and each county then gets a referendum on what state they should join instead.
Then we figure out whether to treat the disloyal counties as Indian Reservations or as enemy colonies.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (gKWVE)

230 I wonder if we can ever get our country back to sanity?
It's probably just going to get worse. They're like rabid dogs.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)

And everyone knows what has to happen with a rabid dog.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (g8Ew8)

231 And another highly articulate leftist, I see.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Nx5jP)
******
He probably is a school teacher in Minnesota.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

232 226 From the sidebar:

Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters

So it's OK to just always immediately go lethal on protesters? I'm not seeing the downside.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 03:27 PM (t5upi)

He said nothing about flamethrowers, S-mines or Sarin gas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (bss/y)

233 It seems to me that morbid obesity was once considered a serious roadblock for someone wanting to be president.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (8CIFn)

234 15 degrees here now ... looks like the high for today. Winter has returned for at least the next ten days.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (vbXSk)

235 This is how you end up with a "Scarlet Letter" scenario. Nathaniel Hawthorn likely didn't see the upside of decorating a forehead.

Incidentally, this is already being done in other states...not all pure blue. Pennsylvania has the "Clean Slate 3.0" law on the books that will seal minor misdemeanors and even some felonies after a waiting period. Pritzker is just taking it a step further and doing it without conditions on the criminal.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (dIske)

236
Hubby and I were talking about the country our grandchildren are going to be living in. You teach your kids the difference between right and wrong and it seems the government keeps changing the rules.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (3ek7K)

237 Nurse, sounds lovely!

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (gWBY1)

238 The federal government threatened to hold federal dollars from Louisiana in a successful attempt to get the state to up their drinking age to 21.

Seems a tactic to use on all blue shitholes going forward. "You keep this up, you'll no longer receive federal funding."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Until the Big Pharma companies are brought in check and they quit attempting to alter the human brain chemically, we're going to be saddled with leftist retards for eternity.

SSRIs certainly don't help, but leftist retards predate Big Pharma. The New York Times was creaming its collective panties about eugenics and Hitler's "scientific socialism" in the 1920s.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (t5upi)

240 .
RE-NOOD

Ace's third thread of the day is up. This is the one that popped up early and was removed.

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (O7YUW)

241 Gorgeous day out!

Mt Baker, My Rainier, North Cascades and the entire Olympic range are out Oh, and I saw a bald eagle and a bunch of buffleheads!!

Whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (Eety5)

On really clear days you can see 4 volcanoes from a small stretch of I-5 south of Woodburn, OR. Mt Hood, shoulders of Adams, upper half of St Helens, and the tippy top of Rainer.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (GGatE)

242 bouncers together at the topless bar where Anna Nicole Smith was a dancer

Wasn't Anna like six feet tall and built like a brick... house? If she didn't like drugs and stripping she could have been the bouncer.
Girl like that comes up to me if I've been acting the fool, I'm looking at my shoes and saying "yes mummy, I'm sorry"

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 03:31 PM (gKWVE)

243 It seems to me that morbid obesity was once considered a serious roadblock for someone wanting to be president.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (8CIFn)


Only after I got stuck in this tiny bathtub!

Posted by: William H. Taft at January 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Hx0tZ)

244
The allegations made in divorce proceedings are 95% total bullshit.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

They were entirely legit in this case. I followed it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Jyxrm)

245 Seems a tactic to use on all blue shitholes going forward. "You keep this up, you'll no longer receive federal funding."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Daddy's gonna take the T-Bird away.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:32 PM (g8Ew8)

246 Lunatics take over in Minnesota, Illinois, California, NY, etc...

No more federal dollars. None. Zilch, Nada.
You are on your own.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (4rWc3)

247 They hate us and want us to die.

What a coinkydink.

Posted by: Jetto at January 19, 2026 03:34 PM (AIbhF)

248 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

249 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

Please accept my condolences ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 19, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ)

250 Here they are, FIGHTING FASCISM, and everyone else in the country is callous enough to think that they are nuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (n1OCj)

In Dec 2024 one of my late brother's best friends, & a friend of mine, answered my email with photos of grands,that "He was sure I was as horrified as he was that Trump won." Due to "women's healthcare."

I could have lied about my vote but I didn't. He knew from his mother that I supported his daughter's abortion due to the baby having ancephalopathy a decade ago. At 20wks he had to drive her from WV to IL "in a blizzard." I told him it was good that she got care there as they were more experienced with this type of procedure. He knows I am anti-abortion. I have to admit I don't know what I'd do if my baby only had part of her brain.

I have known him since he was 7yrs old to my 9yrs. Somehow he & his younger sister have become radical haters of anyone, including me, who voted for Trump. We are all Nazi, I guess.

I wrote a very nice email back, explaining some of his crap, and that must have been the end.

No great loss, as I haven't seen him since my brother's funeral. Our families were close.




Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (WONhk)

251 Theft is murder. They steal not your property alone, but your time. Your life is taken from you in both small and large bites.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (jc0TO)

252 The Illinois Governor should be charged with Giving Aid and Comfort to the Enemy get Life in Prison without Parole and without Pardons, Clemency or Family Visits lock him up and throw away the Key this is Treason

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (FLiOE)

253 Every Illinois citizen needs to get armed up to protect themselves.

Posted by: Don Lemon Needs to be sent to Gaza at January 19, 2026 08:46 PM (+qyTC)

254 The obvious solution here is for the Trump Administration to assume that every single illegal alien in the State of Illinoise has a criminal record. You don’t need any excuse to tell an uninvited guest to leave.

Posted by: HodgePodgeMcGodge at January 19, 2026 10:08 PM (Z1N5b)

255 Would Life in Prison be too easy on that scoundrel?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 10:47 PM (FLiOE)

As Part of the VP Candidate Vetting Process, Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel

People whose only loyalty is to a resurrected Soviet Union sure seem overly bothered by "dual loyalty" paranoia.

Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro was already irritated by what he describes as "unnecessarily contentious" questions from the team vetting him to be Kamala Harris's running mate when a senior aide made one final inquiry: "Have you ever been an agent of the Israeli government?"

The question came from President Biden's former White House counsel Dana Remus, who was a key member of Harris's vice-presidential search team.

Shapiro, one of the most well-known Jewish elected officials in the country--and one of at least three Jewish politicians considering a run for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination--says he took umbrage at the question. "Had I been a double agent for Israel? Was she kidding? I told her how offensive the question was," Shapiro writes in his forthcoming book, Where We Keep the Light, a copy of which The Atlantic obtained ahead of its release on January 27.

The exchange became even more tense, he writes, when Remus asked whether Shapiro had ever spoken with an undercover Israeli agent. The questions left the governor feeling uneasy about the prospect of being Harris's No. 2, a role that ultimately went to Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. After Harris and Walz lost to Donald Trump, many Democrats were critical of her decision to bypass Shapiro, the popular governor of the nation's largest swing state. In his book, Shapiro says that the decision may not have been fully hers; he says he had "a knot in my stomach" throughout a vetting process that was more combative than he had expected. Shapiro wrote that he decided to take his name out of the running after a one-on-one meeting with Harris that featured more clashes, including about Israel.

The Biden/Harris "antisemitism envoy" objected to the question.

israeliagentstatement.jpg

Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.

Weird how we didn't hear about it before the election.

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM




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1 G'morning Ace.

I'll let the others know this one's live.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (O7YUW)

2
ESPONJA!!1!1!11!!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (tljrc)

3
Ace,

I hope you and yours are okay.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (3ek7K)

4 see, ace did not leave us like all you panicans thought!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (g47mK)

5 Hey, Ace. What happened to your earlier thread?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (JA4sW)

7
What happened to the Don LeMon post? I've still got my old sock on from it.

Posted by: United States of America at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (Jyxrm)

8 And damn, posted 8 seconds AFTER I did a main page refresh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (JA4sW)

9 Josh Shapiro surely dodged career suicide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)

10 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (JA4sW)

11 Minneapolis is out? MINNEAPOLIS IS OUT?!

Posted by: LIke, so confused at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

12 we're BAACK!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (pscAN)

13 Retards to the north of me; antisemites to my east! Commies everywhere

It’s pathetic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (xT8gx)

14 Uwu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M9r6PZPaIo

PSA - flashing lights may cause seizures.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:32 PM (2GVsD)

15 Josh Shapiro surely dodged career suicide.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)

He can always rely on his other career with the MOSSAD!

Posted by: Cucker Trollson at January 19, 2026 01:32 PM (g47mK)

16 All the buildup and anticipation and this is it?
It's like getting socks for Christmas.

They're nice socks, I guess.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Hx0tZ)

17
Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)

18 How 'bout Josh Shapiro, Mr. Lamarr?

Too Jewish.

Posted by: Life imitating art at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

19 Ace took down the other post, and put this one up.

Because Israel told him to.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (PGKfy)

20 I was promised nood Don Lemon.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (jc0TO)

21 Well, is/was he?

Posted by: epador at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (TRnzq)

22 "Zionists" are everywhere, Citizens!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (n1OCj)

23 Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel

You know how you figure out if someone's a double-agent for Israel? You ask them! They'll never see it coming.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (uTrw+)

24 “when did you stop beating your wife?” “Do you hate niggers?”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (YlWIZ)

25 Did we lose a thread?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

26 "The exchange became even more tense, he writes, when Remus asked whether Shapiro had ever spoken with an undercover Israeli agent."

Unless the agent disclosed their undercover status to Shapiro, how could he possibly know? Seems like both a stupid and a setup question (squares with Democrats, so ... maybe.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (O7YUW)

27 Got to check on those little hat guys.
Tucker Carlson

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (YwEeS)

28 20 I was promised nood Don Lemon.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (jc0TO)

The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?

Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

29 Ace is slightly alive!

Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (0MjtC)

30 Apparently, ICE has arrested enough illegals in Minnesota that if the census was held now, the state would lose a House seat.

Is it really true that some group called Satanists for the Democrat Party put a little statue in the Minnesota state house thanking Tampon Timmy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (2GVsD)

31 Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hell, I've got tons of Jewish ties.
I shop at Sol's, the Discount Tailor.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (q6tQZ)

32
In my time zone Ace is early, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (3ek7K)

33 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

34 Tel Aviv Mark Levin sez this is all bullshit!

Posted by: International Zionist Conspiracy at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (oftw2)

35 But, I thought Tucker Qatarlson said EVERYONE in DC was an agent for Israel..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (JA4sW)

36 I will go way out on a limb and bet that Tim Walz was mostly asked about how committed he was to citizenship for illegals, insurrection, a permanent Democrat one party government and putting Trump in prison. And public displays of jazz hands.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (HTCU3)

37 Did we lose a thread?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

What we gained was the friends we met along the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (PGKfy)

38 "Are you a good Jew, or a bad Jew?"

--Kamala Harris

Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (0MjtC)

39 It really is incredible how bad the Democrat Party has become. Anti-American, anti-semitic, hates white men, loves communism, pro-jihad, open borders. Just a complete disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

40 @25/redridinghood: "Did we lose a thread?"

If we did, it was probably one scheduled to come later today, and when it resurfaces, there'll be a couple of very early "Firsts" that made it in before it was put back into draft status. Claims of cheating will be made. Chaos will ensue. Cats and dogs, living together...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (O7YUW)

41 Hell, I've got tons of Jewish ties.
I shop at Sol's, the Discount Tailor.
Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (q6tQZ)

Buy three, get one for 10% off! Mit two pair pants!

Posted by: Bubbe we'll take care of you! at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)

42 I was promised nood Don Lemon.
Posted by: toby928(c)


What?! You want CBD to post a picture of a nude black fat man on an Ottoman????

Yuck!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (2GVsD)

43 Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)
=====

I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

44
Comment 24 is questionable

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (3ek7K)

45 Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (JA4sW)

46 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (0MjtC)

47 The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?
Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM


The 'ettes need Art Thread love too, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)

48 Hell, I've got tons of Jewish ties.
I shop at Sol's, the Discount Tailor.
Posted by: MkY

And you got your hair from me!

Posted by: Sy Sperling, Client AND President at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (oftw2)

49 17
Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)


And cuff-links.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (kvcnI)

50
*Uberman Dana Remus looks at Shapiro's crotch with X-ray vision*

"THIS MAN IS A JEW!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (y9nCu)

51 25 Did we lose a thread?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

Seems that way...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (VE6XX)

52 Odds that Shapiro invented or exaggerated this to drum up interest in his book? I'd say north of 50%.

Sure, he wasn't chosen (mostly) because he was Jewish in a party that's crawling with vocal anti-semites. But I doubt he was asked whether he was an agent of Israel.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

53 Hey, Ace. What happened to your earlier thread?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

lost.....in time.......like tears......in rain

Posted by: Roy Batty at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (CNl8/)

54
All three regular trolls must be relieved that Ace is back.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (Y8DZL)

55 You will find the lost thread having sex with all the lost socks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)

56 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (0MjtC)


Shapiro wasn't a part of billions in fraud coming from Israel, so Walz was more of a legit candidate for them with the fraud to Somalia with 10% for the 'big team.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (JA4sW)

57 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)

58
Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)



He does! They're made of silk with little Stars of David on a bright blue field.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (iJfKG)

59 As Part of the VP Candidate Vetting Process, Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel



As with cops & hookers, you gotta tell if asked.

🤡🤡🤡 F'n clown show.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (0x0rk)

60 Got to check on those little hat guys.

===


I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)

61 Just a complete disaster.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

You seem to think they have principles.

They don't.

They count votes, and cater to the groups that will get them the most. Well, votes or ballots. Either/or.

They don't care about those people any more than you do.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (PGKfy)

62 I was promised nood Don Lemon.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM


You have to smell the finger first, before we proceed to that.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (0sNs1)

63 Funny story from Portland - half the Portland city council is affiliated, officially or unofficially, with the Democratic Socialists of America, which hates Israel.

They are thinking of passing a city ordinance forbidding anyone in Portland from selling arms to Israel, and kicked the only representative of a Jewish publication off of an online press conference denouncing Israel.

It turns out that the big star for the Portland Trailblazers at the moment is Israeli and has served in the IDF, and these people haven't made a peep about it.

Apparently they aren't feeling politically powerful enough yet to start denouncing Portland's basketball team.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (n1OCj)

64 Why aren't the Target protesters attending of the local MLK Day cermonies? Disgraceful.
Posted by: Ripley

They are celebrating MLK Day.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (/lPRQ)

65 Hey, come on... Harris and her crew "were just asking questions."

Posted by: Tucker's Mullah at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (U2OZr)

66 Weird how we didn't hear about Joe Biden's missing brain before the election.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (abIsI)

67 >>@AAGDhillon
·
31m
>>To those asking where the arrests are: MN state prosecutors could have made arrests yesterday. The DOJ must first go before a federal judge to obtain an arrest warrant.

>>Make no mistake: @AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept will pursue federal charges in this case.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (viF8m)

68 >>I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?


Yes.

Also, Shriners.

Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ZcsJV)

69 Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (s0JqF)

70 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?

China, actually.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (n1OCj)

71 The normalization of Jew-Hate/Israel-Hate is probably a combination of a few things. One of course is the importation of Jew-haters for purposes of voting, and a second is the emergence of Israel as a bulwark against the post-modern lunacy that has gripped the left. Israelis are patriotic, fight for their country, and are relatively religious...all things that the left despises!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (n9ltV)

72
and so it grows...

>>Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.

By their very definition - if they are muslim they are disloyal to the basic precepts of the USA and disloyal to America.

It is impossible to be a muslim and not desire world conquest.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (QEB0p)

73 Shapiro getting his book out as a way to get his name in the headlines for his obvious run for POTUS in 2028.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (NpAcC)

74 SonofGondorSockOFF

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (ZcsJV)

75 In that heat?
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)
==

Yeah, like Tucson in July.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (rj6Yv)

76 You will find the lost thread having sex with all the lost socks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM


Who among us doesn't have a lost sock or two around here?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

77 No king day, rite?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (Kt19C)

78 But, I thought Tucker Qatarlson said EVERYONE in DC was an agent for Israel..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (JA4sW)


Mark Levin is claiming Trump isn't, at least this week.
And he is right worked up about it too. Poor guy.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)

79 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?
Posted by: steevy

The Hasidic Jews in Israel walk around in their full black outfits. Doesn't seem to bother them.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

80 I think this is Shapiro's attempt at several things, to cleanse himself from Kramala, to beat her to the punch since she's been angling to run for POTUS in '28, and to audition for Newscome's VP. My take. Oh, and to promote his memoir.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (g47mK)

81
>>Make no mistake: @AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept will pursue federal charges in this case.
Posted by: JackStraw


LOL. Trust the plan.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (abIsI)

82 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)

I remember hearing what a badass Menachem Begin was, back in the day. So I looked for old pics of him... there he is, this skinny guy, wearing a tie.

Which I guess is pretty badass.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (PGKfy)

83 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (N8ZBc)

84 to add to JackStraw. The commiecrat party has turned on so many of their former voting blocks. First it was working class cuz too white and too male. Now jews because too successful, blocks communism. Replacing american blacks with Somalis and latino gang members.

If people stopped falling for MFM propaganda the DNC would collapse into smaller fringe than the green party.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (hhkIi)

85 “Did the double agent neglect your rectum again?”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (YlWIZ)

86 >>I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?
-------
Yes.
Also, Shriners.


I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Fs0KI)

87 Afternoon Ace.
Did they also ask Shapiro if he was still using the blood of Gentile children for his matzos? If not why the hell not?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (PTsqM)

88
You will find the lost thread having sex with all the lost socks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM



My jerk socks would jump into the fireplace to self-immolate from shame.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (y9nCu)

89 The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?
Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Geez. You guys are still going on about the art thread four hours later.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (lJ0H4)

90 Got to check on those little hat guys.

===


I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?
Posted by: runner



Probably as a way to mock those like using joos.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (0x0rk)

91 GENERAL STRIKE IN THE TWIN CITIES ON FRIDAY!!!

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!!

ASSAULT ANYONE TRYING TO SHOP OR GO TO WORK OR SCHOOL!

Posted by: TWIN CITIES GENERAL STRIKE COMMAND! at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (n1OCj)

92 I believe he was asked. They would do it, saying this is what will be asked on campaign. How do you answer.... Frankly, they ask all kinds of shit like this. Have you ever cheated on your wife.... etc. Typical. They want to see the reaction....

Posted by: He did not have enough somalians, that was the real issue at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (31BE0)

93 Secret Agent Super Dragon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (pkeXY)

94 33 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
_______
After the fag-ass art thread, we need a boob thread.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (s0JqF)

95 somebody's nic here is "little hats" , so I axed

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (g47mK)

96 >>Make no mistake: @AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept will pursue federal charges in this case.
Posted by: JackStraw


LOL. Trust the plan.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (abIsI)
====

I predict large-scale jury nullification in MN and CA. Either out of spite or fear.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (rj6Yv)

97 83 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp


It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (abIsI)

98 Yes.

Also, Shriners.
Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ZcsJV)

Or A A Ron Judge. When he wears his hat backwards.

You'd swear he was Jewish.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (PGKfy)

99 Uncle Remus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (pkeXY)

100 Must be hard to remain passive in appearance to something or somebody or some group when you hate most things in the World.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (EyfuW)

101 The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?
Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Geez. You guys are still going on about the art thread four hours later.


4 hours? Please. It will probably enter the permanent pantheon of inside jokes along with naked fat guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Riz8t)

102 * I am not always privy to AOSHQ private, platinum member jokes, you see

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (g47mK)

103 Oh, there's an almighty crapton of (purportedly) American politicians who understand dual (+) loyalties all too well.
Loyalties to the old soviets, to china, to the caliphate, to whoever paid them off last ... you name it.
only President Trump and a few loyal associates give a damn for this country and its citizens

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Cjt/F)

104 Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?

Posted by: Nashville Katz at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (oftw2)

105 Also, Shriners.

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19,

Never do it without your fez on

Posted by: Steely Dan at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (y9ksN)

106 90 Got to check on those little hat guys.

===


I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?
Posted by: runner



Probably as a way to mock those like using joos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (0x0rk)

Yes. Little hats, small hats, smol hats, and the use of ((( ))) to indicate Jewishness. Blaming everything on ZEE JOOZ has become trendy once again.

Posted by: Kippah-ed herring at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

107 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (n1OCj)

108 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)

I remember hearing what a badass Menachem Begin was, back in the day. So I looked for old pics of him... there he is, this skinny guy, wearing a tie.

Which I guess is pretty badass.
Posted by: BurtTC



Moyshe Dyan.

Definite badass. He was like the US used to be.

3 & 0.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (0x0rk)

109 Mr. Shapiro, are you now or have you ever been a Zionist?


Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (/lPRQ)

110 Ben Shapiro is sister is not an Israeli double agent, but I can't vouch for her Asknazi DD's without much closer inspection.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (wBaIH)

111 After the fag-ass art thread, we need a boob thread.
Posted by: Eeyore

Hear, hear! Where's Mannix?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

112
My great-uncle Ralph was a blue collar worker his whole life but I never saw him without him wearing a 3-piece suit

The 60's killed that.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (Y8DZL)

113 Didn't General Mike Flynn get in trouble for being an unregistered agent of Turkey?

And wasn't George Papadopoulos at one point threatened with a claim of being an unregistered agent of Israel?

But Ace is offended if a presidential campaign asks a Jewish person who says he served in the IDF if he was an agent of a foreign country?

Why don't we just make it the 51st state and formalize the whole relationship? It's the least worst solution to a whole set of problems.

Posted by: TITP at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (6Q9y6)

114 I think Ace got in Doc Brown’s Delorean and temporarily caused a discontinuity in the space-time continuum…. I think bad Biff was somehow involved

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (xT8gx)

115 33 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?

So does a prize cow at the county fair but some of us don't go on about it for years.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

116 105 Also, Shriners.

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19,

Never do it without your fez on
Posted by: Steely Dan at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (y9ksN)

You can keep your fez on.

Posted by: Randy Newman at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

117 Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?
Posted by: Nashville Katz


Coronal Mass Ejection. Think of John Holmes releasing after a week from filming.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (abIsI)

118 It really is incredible how bad the Democrat Party has become. Anti-American, anti-semitic, hates white men, loves communism, pro-jihad, open borders. Just a complete disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

They have always been this way. These piece of shit mofos have been here all through history. The names change, but they are the same. Scratch them and you'll always find a tyrant. These days they are a bit crazier, because most means of dealing with them don't exist like they once did.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (snZF9)

119 Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


==

More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)

120 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


It is winter.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (/lPRQ)

121 Yes. Little hats, small hats, smol hats, and the use of ((( ))) to indicate Jewishness. Blaming everything on ZEE JOOZ has become trendy once again.
Posted by: Kippah-ed herring


I KNEW toenail fungus was a little hat conspiracy!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (0x0rk)

122 fess up you, you ...Papists !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (g47mK)

123
Archimedes,

LMAO.

You are right!!

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (3ek7K)

124 I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19,

Never do it without your fez on
Posted by: Steely Dan

----------
I wear a whoopee cap. Made it out of an old Fedora. Keeps my hair clean while I work on cars.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (QEB0p)

125 So does a prize cow at the county fair but some of us don't go on about it for years.

It's the nose ring isn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (2GVsD)

126 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I think you just found Ace's excuse for him.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

127 We just sent the grandkids (3 and 1) off with their parents after three days with us. We are tired. Bone tired. So tired, we're in danger ofdldsk;fl;zxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Riz8t)

128 Lotsa comments on the Gay Homo Art Thread this morning.

Have any of you guys been to Europe? The art and sculpture is wall-to-wall naked guys with dicks in your face. Some of the world's most famous art is naked guys. Statue of David, anyone?

The Blade would rather look at boobs, sure. But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

129 Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?
Posted by: Nashville Katz at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (oftw2)


Holland insisted on it since they and several other countries are boycotting Eurovision this year over Israel.

In response, England is claiming it has a chance of wining Eurovision this year

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR)

130 I bet they asked Josh if he ever paid retail.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (g8Ew8)

131 120 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.


Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (VE6XX)

132 At least Josh Shapiro never ate a dog.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)

133 But Ace is offended if a presidential campaign asks a Jewish person who says he served in the IDF if he was an agent of a foreign country?

The article is about Shapiro being offended. I don't think Ace said one way or the other.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (Fs0KI)

134 Now is the time to rob a major bank in Minneapolis.

Right Has Gruber?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (2GVsD)

135 >>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM

Some of my family left England 400 years ago and some 200 years ago. We have no ties, whatsoever.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (98kQX)

136 "Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?"

A wavefront of hot dense plasma traveling at hundreds of kilometers per second, laying waste to the radio comms of our puny Earth, and, if intense enough, capable of destroying transmission grid infrastructure.

So the answer to your question is Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (N8ZBc)

137 Ben Shapiro is sister is not an Israeli double agent, but I can't vouch for her Asknazi DD's without much closer inspection.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (wBaIH)

You get us some Iranian oil, Abby, I'll bring the motorboat.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (PGKfy)

138 I rocked a fez in Casablanca.

Posted by: Sydney Greenstreet at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (2Ez/1)

139
OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


All bands open here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (pkeXY)

140 No fez for me this week. Sent it out to have tassel restrung.

Posted by: Susquehanna Hat Company. at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (oftw2)

141 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?

So does a prize cow at the county fair but some of us don't go on about it for years.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)
___________

"She never calls, she never writes ...."

-- Lovesick farmer at county fair years after seeing prize cow

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

142 Europe?

It's the final countdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (2GVsD)

143 * Ben Shapiro is sister is not an Israeli double agent, but I can't vouch for her Asknazi DD's without much closer inspection.*

###

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (2Ez/1)

144 Morning! Or afternoon. MLK Jr's 3 day weekend is fast vanishing, to my great sadness.

This thread reminds me I still haven't watched the debate between Ben Shapiro and Gruesome Newsome. Their voices are like nails on a chalkboard to my ears on a good day. And even it Shapiro "destroys" Newsome, its not going to convince the American Psycho to not run in 2028.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (gWBY1)

145 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


It is winter.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (/lPRQ)
=====

Not only winter, it is winter in Minnesota. I bet the therapy business is booming in Minneapolis.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)

146 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (xT8gx)

147 119 Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


==

More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)
_______
I plead guilty.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (s0JqF)

148 Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?
Posted by: Eeyore

In the old days it was assumed. Which is why Krauts and Wops went the Pacific and Asians went to Europe. But WWII was like a hundred ears ago.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (/lPRQ)

149 Lotsa comments on the Gay Homo Art Thread this morning.

Have any of you guys been to Europe? The art and sculpture is wall-to-wall naked guys with dicks in your face. Some of the world's most famous art is naked guys. Statue of David, anyone?

The Blade would rather look at boobs, sure. But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)


A lecture?!?!

When did the Blade transition to being a Karen?

Me golden idol is tarnished.

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (iJfKG)

150 What knockers!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (2Ez/1)

151 At least Josh Shapiro never ate a dog.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)



I personally don't give a rat's ass about anything other than the fact he is a Democrat, therefore, an enemy of the United States and the Constitution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (JA4sW)

152 Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American ?

The Star-Tribune did note that the opinions of people in Minnesota outside the Twin Cities were very, very different about this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (n1OCj)

153 toenail fungus was a little hat conspiracy!

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (Kt19C)

154 I can get Radio Berlin, but not Tokyo. Radio Peking is right out.

Posted by: Short Wave, Short Bus at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (oftw2)

155 Some of my family left England 400 years ago and some 200 years ago. We have no ties, whatsoever.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (98kQX)

Most of my ancestry is eastern European.

My only loyalty is to the hot chicks who will come over here and do naughty things with me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (PGKfy)

156 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM


Are they big? Or is she four feet tall like her brother and Dr. Ruth?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (jc0TO)

157 Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American?
Posted by: It's me donna

I hear that Lileks left. So, no.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

158 The Erf is being splooged by the Sun.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (abIsI)

159 >>And wasn't George Papadopoulos at one point threatened with a claim of being an unregistered agent of Israel?


People can't be this stupid, can they?

I mean...wouldn't they drown in the rain?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (ZcsJV)

160 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (xT8gx)



And they're available for viewing on the internets.

However, her looking a lot like little Benny makes me not as big a fan as others are 'round here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (JA4sW)

161 Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


==

More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)
_______
I plead guilty.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (s0JqF)


Hey, the pay's good and so are the benefits!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (iJfKG)

162 Ace is offended when people dis his shelving.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

163
The Star-Tribune did note that the opinions of people in Minnesota outside the Twin Cities were very, very different about this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (n1OCj)

Glad to hear

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (VE6XX)

164 The Star-Tribune did note that the opinions of people in Minnesota outside the Twin Cities were very, very different about this.

Meatpackers in Minnesota used to employ people in good union jobs.

Guess who they employ now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (n1OCj)

165 T: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

All bands open here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (pkeXY)

20m has a habit of dying for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (g8Ew8)

166 There is no magic height to bustline ratio.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)

167 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!

* pretends to write on notepad *

"Umm humm... And are these big cans in the room with us now?"

-- Herr Professor Doktor Freud

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Fs0KI)

168 Are they big? Or is she four feet tall like her brother and Dr. Ruth?

Both can be true.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Riz8t)

169
People can't be this stupid, can they?

I mean...wouldn't they drown in the rain?


Ark C passengers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (2GVsD)

170 135 >>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM

Some of my family left England 400 years ago and some 200 years ago. We have no ties, whatsoever.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (98kQX)
______
Anglos are the most likely to give that answer. But try talking to someone with Irish ancestry.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (s0JqF)

171 I personally don't give a rat's ass about anything other than the fact he is a Democrat, therefore, an enemy of the United States and the Constitution.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (JA4sW)

Early after the event, it was said he had a major role in the security assignments for the Trump event in Butler.

That quickly got washed away, along with the kid on the roof's blood.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (PGKfy)

172 I don't want to look at various wee-wees and pee-pees and will have you prosecuted if you defile any library books with such graffiti!

Posted by: Mr Bookman, Library Cop at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (oftw2)

173 >>Ark C passengers.


LOL

'You're not good enough for Ark B, Son.'

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (ZcsJV)

174 Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American ?
___

He was just killed.

Posted by: Minnecaliphateapolis at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (qUkBO)

175 Lotsa comments on the Gay Homo Art Thread this morning.

Have any of you guys been to Europe? The art and sculpture is wall-to-wall naked guys with dicks in your face. Some of the world's most famous art is naked guys. Statue of David, anyone?

The Blade would rather look at boobs, sure. But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

A lecture?!?!

When did the Blade transition to being a Karen?

Me golden idol is tarnished.

*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (iJfKG)
______

The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

176
It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)

177 >>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?


No. We mock those who stayed behind.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (ZcsJV)

178 More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!
==
Nothing secret about it. I say the rosary every day. Weekly adoration. I am at mass at least every week. Holy days. I have a BVM Mary Statue in my Garden, and i project a nativity scene on my garage door every night from november 30th to candlemas. Whats it to ya!

Posted by: Sure, that makes me a threat, sure it does.... at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (31BE0)

179 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....

And having writ, moves on.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Riz8t)

180 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

Not I.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (N8ZBc)

181 It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)
=====

The hate keeps them warm.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

182 >>> More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!

I'm rewatching the Victoria series with the luminous Jenna Coleman as the queen. The Brits who were anti German kept accusing Prince Albert of being a secret Papist, apparently. Someone joked that he as going to cross himself when he entered a Church of England cathedral.

I found it ironic, with the rumors that King Charles is now a secret Muslim. Allegedly.

And now in America, you can protest inside and disrupt a church and its ok. Pam Bondi is going to do squat about it, I fear, even though it's a federal crime. What a world!

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (gWBY1)

183 It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)



They're already likely frigid, so it works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (JA4sW)

184 So they are AWFL ICE Karens?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (2GVsD)

185 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....

Dance like nobody's watching.

Posted by: Hand Lettered Note on the Blade's Refrigerator at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (Fs0KI)

186 Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.

Posted by: Library Cop at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

187 Anglos are the most likely to give that answer. But try talking to someone with Irish ancestry.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (s0JqF)

If you wear green and get drunk on St. Patty's Day, that's one thing, but if you were sending half your paycheck to the IRA, then yes, people would consider that dual loyalties.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (PGKfy)

188 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"


Ireland is a cesspit now, probably related to the fact that all the smart Irish left.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (n1OCj)

189 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"
Well since I'm from the US, yes I do.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (2NHgQ)

190 Does the Blade dance without rhythm?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (2GVsD)

191 However, her looking a lot like little Benny makes me not as big a fan as others are 'round here.
Posted by: Sponge

So, shamed into the "My eyes are up here" thing, eh, Sponge?

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Y8DZL)

192 But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)


Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (n9ltV)

193 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
======
So do bowels.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

194 I found it ironic, with the rumors that King Charles is now a secret Muslim. Allegedly.

==

They are all arabists.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

195 Israelis could make a tie with gears, computer and other gizmos so that at the right time the tie turns on and quickly becomes an unmoving object around your neck.

It could kill in minutes or continues all the way til uh the end but really showy on decapitation.

That sends message.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (EyfuW)

196 Largest wee-wee graffiti I ever saw was at a WWF match at a college in NJ. Someone who hated Rowdy Roddy Piper made a king-sized bed sheet into a banner that read "Hey Roddy-Pipe This!" on top with the hugest gnarliest penis drawn on, complete with hairy scrotum and ejaculate. A work of art for the Art Thread, the way it's going.

Posted by: Piper's Pit at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (oftw2)

197 So, shamed into the "My eyes are up here" thing, eh, Sponge?
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Y8DZL)



I guess. I've always been more of the 'whole package' instead of just nips to lips.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (JA4sW)

198 Does the Blade dance without rhythm?

He's got a dance that ain't got no steps. He's a-gonna let the music move him 'round.

Posted by: Hand Lettered Note on the Blade's Refrigerator at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (Fs0KI)

199 Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

Not I.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (N8ZBc)

Nope. I consider myself 100% American anyway. And that's where 100% of my allegiance lies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (g8Ew8)

200 Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Says the guy with "dildo" in his nic.

You owe us some big-time boobs, now.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

201 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

Even if I did, America desperately needs fixing NOW, and I haven't enough concern left to spend on other countries' plights, and there ain't nothing I can do to fix their shit anyway. It's hard enough trying to fix stuff here.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (N8ZBc)

202 >>"Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

My family came originally from Germany and Switzerland. I like beer and an occasional yodel but that's about as far as my sympathies go.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (viF8m)

203 But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (n9ltV)
_____

[Perks up, googles AoS website]

-- Tim Walz

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

204
The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

You can add art/culture to your AOS CV I see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (nO8M5)

205 People laugh, but Lemon is doing more boots on the ground reporting than many other news organizations. I really applaud his work.

How come this sub holds rando leftists to higher standards than the president and his admin? Don Lemon protests against a church a *now* you care about the law? 

the preacher is an ICE field office manager. This is not citizens attacking citizens, this is citizens attacking feds/gestapo at a place he thinks he's safe, just like he does to vulnerable people every day.

It amuses me how you think your nation is such a glass house a reporter filming something you don't like is communism and in the batshit scenario it was you'd consider that a threat.

You may not like don lemon I don't but at the end of the day he's an American like you no matter what pretend he believes.

Don Lemon isn't a leftist. I mean, for fucks sake, he was fired from CNN for misogyny.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (ycI94)

206 Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
======
Cough, cob who brought us Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman, cough.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)

207 Ark C passengers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Wnv9h)

208 >>> My only loyalty is to the hot chicks who will come over here and do naughty things with me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (PGKfy)

I adore all the Amelia memes, if you haven't seen them yet. The healthiest reaction to government issued propaganda disguised as conditioning: mock it and turn it around. Make the pro-British white supremacist purple haired goth girl the cool waifu. Gives me hope for gen z Brits.

People have joked we need to "save" Amelia from Britain since they don't deserve her. Bring her to America to be a waifu here, and have a dozen babies here, before the UK arrests her and throws her in a gulag.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (gWBY1)

209 Even if I did, America desperately needs fixing NOW, and I haven't enough concern left to spend on other countries' plights, and there ain't nothing I can do to fix their shit anyway. It's hard enough trying to fix stuff here.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (N8ZBc)

Exactly. And saying so doesn't make you anti- those other countries.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (PGKfy)

210 If Trump wants to do a raid on the Vatican and Maduro his commie ass, and the whole queer regime, I would volunteer.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (QEB0p)

211 And now in America, you can protest inside and disrupt a church and its ok. Pam Bondi is going to do squat about it, I fear, even though it's a federal crime.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM


Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Pam Bondi at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (0sNs1)

212 >>Cough, cob who brought us Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman, cough.

I know, right? Sicko.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)

213 People laugh, but Lemon is doing more boots on the ground reporting than many other news organizations.

Why yes, yes they are laughing. What an effete fop.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Riz8t)

214 Kamala Harris: "You're what Grammy Harris would call a real Jew."

Josh Shapiro: "Oh. Thank you."

Posted by: Kammie Hall at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (qUkBO)

215 I'm Dutch on both sides. I would gladly travel to my ancestral homeland to console Eva Vlaardingerbroek on the cancellation of her ETA to the UK.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

216 People laugh, but Lemon is doing more boots on the ground reporting than many other news organizations. I really applaud his work.


One, Lemon isn't part of any 'news organization.'

Two, Andy Ngo farts in your general direction.

Three, Nick Shirley grabs his crotch and suggests you blow him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (JA4sW)

217 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?

China, actually.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (n1OCj)
=======================
This is a legitimate question to ask Retard.

Also, Swallowell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (MZ6Is)

218 More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 P

Was a real issue in the 50's and early 60's.

Posted by: javems at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (jrjl5)

219 My ancestors were from England and Germany. Since both those nations are now fallen, there's nothing left to sympathize about. However, they do provide excellent examples of what will happen here if we don't get our shit together soon.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (N8ZBc)

220 It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)

Below zero matches their normal body temperature And IQ.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (g8Ew8)

221 I can understand if Trump is worried about the optics of declaring an insurrection.

So instead, go full force arresting people for invading the church, for vandalizing automobiles, for interfering with ice operations. The others might get the message.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Gh3UR)

222 I adore all the Amelia memes, if you haven't seen them yet. The healthiest reaction to government issued propaganda disguised as conditioning: mock it and turn it around. Make the pro-British white supremacist purple haired goth girl the cool waifu. Gives me hope for gen z Brits.

People have joked we need to "save" Amelia from Britain since they don't deserve her. Bring her to America to be a waifu here, and have a dozen babies here, before the UK arrests her and throws her in a gulag.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (gWBY1)

I am not familiar. I will say though, with very few exceptions, I always thought British women are slightly... off.

Not enough to kick them out of bed, mind you, just that if some women of the world, the best looking ones are 10/10, with British women they are at best, 9/10.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (PGKfy)

223
Below zero matches their normal body temperature And IQ.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (



And bangability factor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (JA4sW)

224 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

You can add art/culture to your AOS CV I see.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (nO8M5)
_____

Well, some art and some culture, lol

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

225 *flagrant self-promotion*

People have joked we need to "save" Amelia from Britain since they don't deserve her. Bring her to America to be a waifu here, and have a dozen babies here, before the UK arrests her and throws her in a gulag.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (gWBY1)

Liz Lem, I’m doing my part! See posts at my place starting last Saturday.
And it has guns!

Posted by: RI Red at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (JK1W1)

226 BurtTC

Look up the 'game' Pathways

Amelia, who is pro Britain, is depicted in the game as the little devil whispering in your ear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)

227 The question of dual loyalties is contentious and sensitive, but not totally unfounded.

During WWII, a German-American was more likely to spy for Germany than any other nation.

Same with the Japanese-Americans.

I am well aware that the Japanese-American regiment earned many, many medals for valor in the European campaign. And many German-Americans served loyally in our armed forces.

None-the-less, dual loyalty is a real concern.

Chinese-Americans are more likely to spy for China against us than some other random country.

Now...the dual loyalty charge against Jewish-Americans can and has been used unfairly against them. But it is not something that has absolutely no basis in factual probabilities.

Larry N. Freedman (Hero) vs Jonathan Pollard (not a hero) for a case in point.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (StKe7)

228 Rarely is the question asked is our electorate learing.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (6CO1G)

229 Three, Nick Shirley grabs his crotch and suggests you blow him.
Posted by: Sponge

Deal! No take-backsies!!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ycI94)

230 >>> But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

I am pretty sure another 40% of classical art includes naked chicks, especially as goddesses. And I recall a lot of "the rape of..." paintings with Zeus grabbing another woman. And a lot of women reclining on couches in all their natural glory. Artists are randy on good days.

CBD and Kris have plenty of female nudes to use in the art thread! You just have to earn them. And hopefully pert, perky boobs, not the cold, sad boobs like that painting we had recently.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (gWBY1)

231 >>>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?
~~~~~

Other than the whiskey, the Guinness, and the music...
meh.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (3ImbR)

232 "None-the-less, dual loyalty is a real concern.

******

Perhaps this sounds a bit overblown. Maybe a better way to put it is...it is a legitimate concern.

It shouldn't be overblown, but it can't be off limits to consider.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (StKe7)

233 (StKe7)

Go back to Stormfront

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (2GVsD)

234 Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
======
Cough, cob who brought us Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman, cough.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM


I must rise to CBD's defense, despite his proclivity for 9mm.

CBD is fair and balanced. He posts art to offend all the sub-groups and cliques amongst The Horde, and he posts art that the sub-groups and cliques will find pleasing. Sometimes he posts art in the hopes of broadening our horizons, as Sisyphean as that appears to be.

Today's art was clearly for the 'ettes. It will undoubtedly be discussed on the secret AoSHQ 'ette back-channel for sometime.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

235 BurtTC

Look up the 'game' Pathways

Amelia, who is pro Britain, is depicted in the game as the little devil whispering in your ear.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)

I don't do games. Or AI.

I'll take a real thing 9/10 (or even 5/10) over a fake 10/10 every day.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (PGKfy)

236
See NOAA space "weather" prediction center. There are 3 scales, R(radio), S(particle flux), and G(geomagnetic storms -- aurora, Erf's field wig-wiggling).

We had an R2, moderate radio level, but it's quiet now, but the big one is an S4. Protons are peppering us pretty good. G is quiet, but they're predicting a G4 by the 20th when that CME gets here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:08 PM (w6EFb)

237 The recent Black Tom Island Explosion in NY Harbor by German agents should stand as a warning about enemy agents and dual loyalties.

Posted by: Ker-Pow!! at January 19, 2026 02:08 PM (oftw2)

238 I tOlD yOU sCaNdiS CannOt bE TrusTed!!1!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

239 Nobody asked if Kamala was on the payroll of the Jamaican Secret Police Anti Ganja Task Force.

Cause she was Jamaican me crazy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:09 PM (qwx/I)

240 Liz Lem, I’m doing my part! See posts at my place starting last Saturday.
And it has guns!
Posted by: RI Red

*Anyone remember the butt of that joke?

------------

I was once stationed in Western Japan for a Silicon Valley company, and I sent back weekly reports. Japan is famous for loose shoes,... and unheated toilets. I used that joke.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 02:09 PM (QEB0p)

241 But try talking to someone with Irish ancestry.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (s0JqF)
~~~~~

???

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (3ImbR)

242 I gave my wife a coronal mass ejection last night.

Her eyes are red.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (qwx/I)

243 >>> Amelia, who is pro Britain, is depicted in the game as the little devil whispering in your ear.

Seriously, Anna, what red blooded British male wouldn't say yes to going to some dumb protest with a hot goth chick if it might get him laid?

This is a decent summary of it, BurtTC: "How a UK Anti-Extremism Game Accidentally Created a Far-Right Waifu"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6da1rF6zcU

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (gWBY1)

244 Here's a great, short little video montage of a bunch of based-Amelia memes. https://tinyurl.com/yc873t36

Quite a few I hadn't seen before.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (ycI94)

245 Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM

If they're a good muslim, they'll say "No" because Islam commands them to lie to advance Islam.

If they're a bad muslim, they'll also say "No" because they don't really believe all that crap.

So it's sadly a useless question, because no one will ever answer yes as a candidate. (Now, random muslim on the street will be far more truthful, though, as they want to act like conquerors already.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (zjgNU)

246 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (2GVsD)

*****

No, no I don't think I will.

That was not an anti-semetic comment. And I have no use for or affection for Storm Front.

I think you misunderstand me.

Be well, Anna Puma.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (StKe7)

247 I hear that Lileks left. So, no.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

He just signed a lease on an apartment in town. He's not leaving. Yet. Might move to Boston.... Uh.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (uQesX)

248 I must rise to CBD's defense, despite his proclivity for 9mm.

CBD is fair and balanced. He posts art to offend all the sub-groups and cliques amongst The Horde, and he posts art that the sub-groups and cliques will find pleasing.

Sometimes he posts art in the hopes of broadening our horizons, as Sisyphean as that appears to be.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
========
Fat Man on Ottoman certainly broadens a horizon but the effect is horrific.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," — that is all
⁠⁠Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. " h/t Keats from Ode on a Grecian Urn.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

249 Whig

So 20 drachmas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:11 PM (2GVsD)

250 >>>Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel

lol

Top. Men.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

251 "Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should."

What's the point? We know the answer. Hell, how many of these goatfucking dirtfarmers are publicly saying as much?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

252 Did they do a foreskin check on old Josh?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (qwx/I)

253 "I'll let the others know this one's live."

But for how long?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (qFwJc)

254 WTH?

On eBay someone is selling a 1/1 scale 3D printed Flak 88 shell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (2GVsD)

255 222 I adore all the Amelia memes, if you haven't seen them yet. The healthiest reaction to government issued propaganda disguised as conditioning: mock it and turn it around. Make the pro-British white supremacist purple haired goth girl the cool waifu. Gives me hope for gen z Brits.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (PGKfy)


--
The fact that the male "Charlie" character Amelia interacts with looks a lot like a young Charlie Kirk is inspiring.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Dz0WF)

256 I referred to a jury-nullification case involving an illegal immigrant at Insty. I was wrong, it was posted by JJ Sefton in today's Morning Report.

LINK (Front Page): https://tinyurl.com/464avzfb

Jury nullification is proto civil war stuff.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

257 >>> Liz Lem, I’m doing my part! See posts at my place starting last Saturday. And it has guns!
Posted by: RI Red

Love them! Thank for adding to the cause.

As has been noted: Brits gave up their firearms in 1997.
Less than 30 years later, they're now being arrested for Facebook posts. And being issued propaganda saying that being pro British is evil.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:14 PM (gWBY1)

258 252 Did they do a foreskin check on old Josh?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (qwx/I)

*****

Heh. I know I wouldn't pass that check...

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:14 PM (StKe7)

259 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:14 PM (2GVsD)

260 250 >>>Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel
lol
Top. Men.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Hmm. I was going to say Tim Walz is definitely a bottom, but probably not when children are involved.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ycI94)

261 The exchange became even more tense, he writes, when Remus asked whether Shapiro had ever spoken with an undercover Israeli agent.

Did they also ask Eric Swalwell about undercover agents?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Aqf1y)

262 Happy Confederate Heroes Day!!!11!!!

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (8uzBS)

263 BTW JPost had an excellent op-ed on this topic just the morning.

If you suspect Jews of dual-loyalty to Israel but don't worry about Ilhan Omar's loyalty to her clan you should self-reflect why that is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

264
Jury nullification is proto civil war stuff.
Posted by: mr

O.J. din't do nuffin!

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (Y8DZL)

265 If SNL had decent writers, instead of laying them all off to DIE, they could easily run with this.

Have a Shapiro-lookalike. Have an HR-looking person at the desk. Have them exchange greetings. Pleasantly, even. Congratulate Shapiro on being on the short list for the VP slot. Then HR-person notes that the team just needs answers to a few questions to help in their decision making.

"Number one: Are you, or have you ever been, a Jew?".

And just roll on from there.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (4h45B)

266 Amelia ... TBWB

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

267 >>And wasn't George Papadopoulos at one point threatened with a claim of being an unregistered agent of Israel?

People can't be this stupid, can they?
I mean...wouldn't they drown in the rain?
Posted by: garrett

They tried sàying Trump pàid hookers to piss on him in a hotel bed Obama slept.
No way noted clean freak Trump would even get in a bed Obama was once in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (/lPRQ)

268 Working for the Chinese may depend on the human collateral back home.

Marxist will punish our children. Marist here already want to hurt the children of ICE officers.

Politicians here that uter such should be tried. But the law is of course broken.

In the wild west most of these political freaks would have been shot on sight.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (EyfuW)

269 > Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel
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I'm betting there were many more, equally offensive and/or stupid questions asked by Harris's staff. They apparently were a little wad of Marxists with shit stained undies and an appetite for corruption.

They were able to finesse $1B from donors and piss it away by the election.... for no political gain.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (U2OZr)

270 OT. What is a hasher? I was at a friends party for her daughters 1st bday and some guests were talking about it. I went shy and didn't ask them.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM (hhkIi)

271 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (n1OCj)


The Minneapolis Police Chief had his chance to push back against the madness when Frey talked about citizens wanting the PD to "fight ICE." He didn't, so if gets some heartburn because the Minne-tards are snarling the 911 lines, too bad.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM (pJWtt)

272 This is a decent summary of it, BurtTC: "How a UK Anti-Extremism Game Accidentally Created a Far-Right Waifu"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6da1rF6zcU
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (gWBY1)

Well, I would say there can't be anything dumber than the British government trying to use a hot chick to teach Brits not to be "racist," but of course there can be. And are.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (UB8Ux)

273 259 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I made bank on that perfume!

Posted by: Shelley Hack at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (oftw2)

274 What is a hasher?
Posted by: PaleRider

$20...

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

275 The UK government is full of Ark C passengers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (2GVsD)

276 274 What is a hasher?
Posted by: PaleRider


Waiter/waitress

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (VE6XX)

277 What is a hasher? I was at a friends party for her daughters 1st bday and some guests were talking about it. I went shy and didn't ask them.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM (hhkIi)
_____

I think it's some kind of running event in the woods. I know a few people who do it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

278 The Amelia image where she and Charlie get married and have a dozen rugrats was pretty fun. I also like the ones where she's basically a goth Joan of Arc.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (gWBY1)

279 LOL Bulg. I'm a bit hesitant to just search on the web, although I don't think it can be anything too weird, these were normal folks.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (hhkIi)

280 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (N8ZBc)

Aaaarrrrrghhhh!!! *runs from room, screaming, to cellar shelter encased in lead*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 02:20 PM (5xuJ/)

281 263 BTW JPost had an excellent op-ed on this topic just the morning.

If you suspect Jews of dual-loyalty to Israel but don't worry about Ilhan Omar's loyalty to her clan you should self-reflect why that is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

****

I very much worry a *LOT* more about Ilhan Omar than Josh Shapiro.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (StKe7)

282 The fact that the male "Charlie" character Amelia interacts with looks a lot like a young Charlie Kirk is inspiring.

That's believed to be not a coincidence either. The people making the game were *really* unaware.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Aqf1y)

283 I see that Josh Shapiro took great umbrage at even being asked these questions. I don't see that he actually answered "No" though.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (V362x)

284 >>> I have a BVM Mary Statue in my Garden

Mary in a Bathtub?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (/lPRQ)

285 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.

OHHHHHHH. That explains why Charlie is always "they/them" in the game. It's wokeness *and* laziness on the part of the developers.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Aqf1y)

286 You can count on the idiocy of whoever made the "Amelia" character to make her cool and attractive. She's supposed to be the bad guy, right?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

287 Pam Bondi is catching heat for tweeting that she's "looking into" the church disruption. People on the right know that the Left would have already been putting people in handcuffs.

"Republicans bark, Democrats bite."

Others in these parts have suggested that Harmeet Dhillon wake up made a great AG

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (pShax)

288 Amelia is UK's Alex Keaton

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (2GVsD)

289 Hey, what do you think would happen if over 100 Million Americans filed under the False Claims Act (Fraud) and named the various Governors of those states enabling fraud as defendants. Getting around the sovereign immunity aspects of government depends on proving direct harm from a government employee's wrongful act or omission, not just general policy failures, and involves strict procedural steps and time limits.

Arguably, were we able to show Walz, Frey, Newsom, Pritzker etc. purposefully overlooking fraud, or even contributing to it, the Agency requirements would have been met. That allows for the filing of a civil suit in which showing damages is pretty damn easy in that we all presumably pay taxes that end up in the Medicare/ Medicaid/ HHS programs.

There is obvious mismanagement and time will likely show participation.

I say we bankrupt these guys for the rest of their miserable lives. Plus, it would be entertaining.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (dIske)

290 SNL part #2:

Same setup, but with a Walz-impersonator.

"Number one: Are you retarded?"

"I object to that question!"

"Right, right. Let me rephrase that. Number one: Are you mentally and developmentally disabled?"

"I'm a knucklehead!"

*scribbles* "Alright, that's a yes."

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (4h45B)

291
We may get to see some big aurora tonight around midnight EST, but I ain't gonna get my hopes up. Aurora has a been a big tease at least for me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (w6EFb)

292 I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)


Funny little hats is the euphemism I've seen most.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (Hx0tZ)

293 PaleRider, looked it up for you. Apparently it's a waiter or waitress. But there is also an Urban Dictionary definition of "a drinking club with a running problem," which I'm sure the Horde agrees is a great charter for a club.

"International organisation of good-natured drunkards known as hashers who enjoy cross country running or hashing drink lots of beer."

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (gWBY1)

294 Pub, does that mean Earthlings will get a nice lightshow in North America tonite?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (OdQQw)

295 What is a hasher? I was at a friends party for her daughters 1st bday and some guests were talking about it. I went shy and didn't ask them.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM


Search for "Hash House Harriers".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (0sNs1)

296 "Amelia" is such a pretty female name. Maybe this character will cause it to come back into favor.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

297 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.

OHHHHHHH. That explains why Charlie is always "they/them" in the game. It's wokeness *and* laziness on the part of the developers.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM


Charlie don't surf!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

298 Thanks Duncanthrax. Yes I think that is what they were talking about.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:25 PM (hhkIi)

299
with British women they are at best, 9/10.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (PGKfy)



Kate Beckinsale, before the latest round of surgery. The exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 02:26 PM (y9nCu)

300 O.J. din't do nuffin!
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (Y8DZL)

Of course not. O.J. was a rich African American.

They do not do violence like the poor African Americans.

It's those pipe hitting mofos you got to get away from.

Posted by: Zombie Scott Adams at January 19, 2026 02:26 PM (R/m4+)

301 249 Whig

So 20 drachmas?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Goes without saying.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

302 Why are the Iranians afraid of the religion of peace?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:27 PM (EyfuW)

303
Q: "Have you ever been an agent of the Israeli government?"
A:"Had I been a double agent for Israel? Was she kidding? I told her how offensive the question was," Shapiro writes in his forthcoming book


I note that he didn't answer the question.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 19, 2026 02:27 PM (D0HYP)

304 I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)

*****

Yeah, it is a euphamism for Jew or Jewish. Based off of the yarmulke.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (StKe7)

305 Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

306 >>> If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.
OHHHHHHH. That explains why Charlie is always "they/them" in the game. It's wokeness *and* laziness on the part of the developers.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Aqf1y)

They also only made it possible or Charlie to be one of TWO genders. There is not a third "nonbinary" option. Which surely is homophobic!

I am glad the home office in the UK is so dense! And also terrified that these are the mind babies of the elites currently running the country. This is the best they can do?

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (gWBY1)

307 >> Pub, does that mean Earthlings will get a nice lightshow in North America tonite?

We could -- they're predicting heap big aurora is *possible*. It depends on the direction of the CME's magnetic field, and they won't know that exactly until it gets here (well, until is gets to SOHO, giving us 30 minutes lead time or so).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (w6EFb)

308
"Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

==============

I might be kind of curious to see who the first American "Doe"s were, but I have zero feelings of sympathy or allegiance or anything to the countries.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Jyxrm)

309 Based off of the yarmulke.
Posted by: EFG

Are yarmulkes considered festive little hats?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

310 Will my usual tinfoil hat protect against solar storm, or does it need to be lead? There are some old lead coffins in the cemetery nearby.

Posted by: Jonathan Gerlach. at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (oftw2)

311 Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

—————

Can they try him outside of Minneapolis?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (u73oe)

312
Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

===============

YESSS! I bet he deletes a few social media accounts stat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (Jyxrm)

313 .
NOOD

Ace's 2nd thread of the day is up.

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (O7YUW)

314 Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)
=====

Hang 'em High Harmeet

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (RIvkX)

315 I used to hash back when i had time and inclination to run a few miles.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

316 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:32 PM (Cjt/F)

317 The "KKK Act of 1871" (formally the Enforcement Act of 1871):

A crucial piece of Reconstruction-era legislation ... making it a federal crime to interfere with civil rights, allowing presidential use of the military, and holding state officials accountable for civil rights violations, all under the umbrella of enforcing the 14th Amendment.

Key Provisions & Significance:
Federal Enforcement: It made interfering with voting rights and other civil liberties a federal offense, targeting Klan violence like intimidation, conspiracy, and masked terrorism.

Presidential Power: Authorized the President (Ulysses S. Grant) to use federal troops to enforce the law and suspend habeas corpus if necessary.

Holding Officials Accountable: Made state officials liable in federal court

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:32 PM (gWBY1)

318 It turns out that the big star for the Portland Trailblazers at the moment is Israeli and has served in the IDF, and these people haven't made a peep about it.
Apparently they aren't feeling politically powerful enough yet to start denouncing Portland's basketball team.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Understand that Portland itself is 600k out of 2.4M. Probably less than 20% of the (expensive!) seats at the blazers games are occupied by city residents. The area is definitely leftist, but the radical population is concentrated in the city proper.
Ignoring that elephant is tactical. The city needs the income generated by the team, the team doesn't need the city. I'm sure that Gresham, Hillsbore, Beaverton, or Tigard would welcome them. Hell, they could move across the river to Vancouver (WA).

Posted by: buddhaha at January 19, 2026 02:32 PM (epPlm)

319 Jenny Agutter
Connie Booth
Jane Seymour
Jane Asher
Pattie Boyd

Posted by: To Name A Few at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (oftw2)

320 Are yarmulkes considered festive little hats?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

******

Heh.

Depends. You like the Adam Sandler song? I know I do.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (StKe7)

321 here is the AI version of the Amelia

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg


Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

322 Was a real issue in the 50's and early 60's.
Posted by: javems at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (jrjl5)

Especially in the 1960 election, at least in my Protestant household. And during many group discussions concerning the election of a Catholic president.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (5xuJ/)

323 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (Fs0KI)

324 Pam Bondi is catching heat for tweeting that she's "looking into" the church disruption. People on the right know that the Left would have already been putting people in handcuffs.

Because the FBI is absolutely worthless, arguably counter-productive.

For example: That car that was attacked, raided and the weapons and intelligence was taken without any resistance whatsoever? That was FBI.

No who made the arrests? BATFE.

The FBI is so corrupt, incompetent and traitorous that they practically hand-off select-fire "assault weapons" to gang bangers and self-doxx themeselves and the entire operation.

And the BATFE, the red headed step child of law enforcement, is the one who makes the collar.

Absolutely shameful. Kash, you're a retard and sad to say, the Democrats during your confirmation hearings were correct about your lack of ability to lead.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (a4flb)

325 Just read about Nick Sarto getting his $1000 camera stolen by a Somolian registered to a Somoli autistic center.

A crowd of retards surrounded him with the F word and Hitler stuff.

The FBI is "working on it."

I want arrests, soldiers, guns, water cannons, and maybe that sonar deal for nose bleeds and headaches like in Venezuela.

Instead this is a tourism ad for MN, I guess. Come here to enjoy snow, Somolian cuisine and hospitality! Leave robbed and maybe raped!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (WONhk)

326 bob (moron incognitus)

And the answer to the mystery question was . . .

Earl Butz!

Posted by: RI Red at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (LMRVO)

327 Maybe Waltz will be fetched like that asshole in Venezuela.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (EyfuW)

328 The 1928 election, when Herbert Hoover defeated Al Smith, is widely considered to be the last election decided by religious faith. The Southern States, although solidly Democrat, wouldn’t vote for northern catholic Al Smith.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (8YGuO)

329 If you ask muslims if they are loyal to the Caliphate, they will engage in takiyya, which is lying to the infidels with the full approval of your conscience.

They will lie, and lie with a smile on their faces, and call you islamophobic if you don't believe their lies

Posted by: Gorthanc at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (xKjWc)

330 Southern states won by Al Smith: South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Louisiana

Northern states won by Al Smith: Massachusetts and Rhode Island

And by "Northern states" I mean everything outside the South.

Posted by: Math! at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (oKaXm)

331 Mary in a Bathtub?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (/lPRQ)

LOL!! I saw many of those when I was growing up in the 50's. Most were in Italian areas of town.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 03:02 PM (5xuJ/)

332 Most of my ancestry is eastern European.

My only loyalty is to the hot chicks who will come over here and do naughty things with me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (PGKfy)

Same here....Mom's folks, Hungarian, Dad's Slovak. Gave me a nice, calm temperament. Heh. Mom and dad were 1st generation Americans.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (5xuJ/)

333 Harris and Hillary would make excellent Cellmates in some Woman's Prison doing Life for Treason

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 04:49 PM (FLiOE)

THE MORNING RANT - Volkswagen’s Electric Vehicle Misfire: Its Made-In-America, Flagship EV is the Slowest Selling Vehicle in the United States

Wrecked VW ID.4.png

While I get some schadenfreude from documenting the financial damage that legacy American automobile manufacturers such as Ford and GM have inflicted on themselves with their EV misadventures, the mess at Volkswagen is deeply upsetting to me. Be it right or wrong, I know that the US government will bail out Ford and GM, if necessary, to help mitigate the damage done by their irresponsible executives. Volkswagen, on the other hand, is likely to pull out of the US market and close its US manufacturing operations if it can’t right its ship.

I have long been a fan of Volkswagen products. In the post-Beetle era, its lineup has provided modern German engineering and a German driving experience to the mass market. My wife and I had a Passat which was an exceptional vehicle. I might have bought an American-made VW Atlas for my most recent vehicle purchase if I wasn’t so disgusted by Volkswagen pursuing an all-EV future. I didn’t want to buy a car that VW’s executives were determined to kill off.

If Volkswagen is going to survive in the U.S., it had better re-commit to gasoline-powered (“ICE” vehicles, because its flagship electric offering, the ID.4, is the slowest selling car in the United States.

VW ID.4 Slowest Moving Car - 2.png

It would take 527 days to sell out the inventory of ID.4s in the United States, making it the slowest-selling vehicle in the country in January, according to metrics from CarEdge.

Have you ever heard of the Maserati Grecale? Me neither. It may be obscure and hard to sell, but it turns over faster than Volkswagen’s electric car.

The No. 2 slowest-selling vehicle in the United States in January was the Maserati Grecale.

Normal vehicle inventory takes 60 – 90 days to turn, and dealerships have historically targeted a 60-day supply of vehicles to ensure the optimum mix of vehicles without carrying excess inventory. For a vehicle which moves so slow that dealers are burdened with more than a year’s supply, they’d generally prefer to have zero units in stock. On the off chance a customer came in wanting to buy such a slow-moving vehicle, the dealer could easily get another dealer to transfer one.

Over the past several decades there has been an economic explosion in the American South, thanks in part to so many auto manufacturers locating plants in the region. In addition to those manufacturing operations, numerous suppliers also established nearby operations, and suppliers to those suppliers sprung up too. The cycle of prosperity and economic activity flows well when manufacturing is strong. Pretty much all the major Japanese, Korean, and German car companies have operations in the southern U.S. It’s a golden goose laying golden eggs.

But the EV fever somehow captured the minds of many auto executives and southern politicians, and they pursued EV investments in the South, even though the explicit goal was to kill-off the golden goose of existing ICE auto manufacturing.

In 2019, Tennessee’s then-governor, Republican Bill Haslam waxed enthusiastic about killing off ICE vehicles in favor of electric vehicles when he hyped VW’s announcement of a new Tennessee EV plant, “The shift toward electric vehicles is a trend that can be seen worldwide, and Volkswagen’s decision to locate its first North American EV manufacturing facility in Chattanooga underscores Tennessee’s manufacturing strength and highly-skilled workforce.” The state of Tennessee kicked in about $50 million of taxpayer dollars toward this ill-fated EV plant that was built alongside VW’s existing Tennessee plant.

Initial expectations were for the EV plant to assemble about 7,000 units per month, with the ability to ramp up to a volume exceeding 100,000 per year.

The actual demand has been negligible, averaging less than 20,000 units per year, even with federal rebates and aggressive pricing. But in Q4 of 2025, after the federal EV incentives expired, Volkswagen sold a nominal 248 electric ID.4s. That averages out to just 83 units per month, and annualizes to less than 1,000 units.

Volkswagen built a taxpayer-subsidized EV plant that was expected to produce about 10,000 electric vehicles per month, but it cannot even sell 100. The company may have no choice but to scrap the glut of unsold ID.4s, since consumers have made it clear that there is virtually no price at which they’re willing to buy them.

The failure of Volkswagen’s EV foray is an overall good thing for the American auto industry. The golden goose of ICE manufacturing lives on. But it is infuriating that politicians wasted taxpayer money on this malinvestment, and it will be especially sad if VW has to pull out of the American market and close its legacy Tennessee manufacturing plant due to the awful EV Gamble.

*****

If you’re curious as to which are the fastest and slowing selling vehicles in the U.S., here is the list:

Slowest Selling Vehicles in the U.S.

• Volkswagen ID.4: 527 day supply
• Maserati Grecale: 302 day supply
• Jaguar F-PACE: 292 days
• Alfa Romeo Giulia: 241 days
• Alfa Romeo Stelvio: 217 days

Fastest Selling Vehicles in the U.S.

• Toyota Camry: 22 days
• Toyota RAV4: 24 days
• Lexus NX: 24 days
• Lexus RX Hybrid: 25 days
• Cadillac Escalade ESV: 25 days

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 11:01 AM (0x0rk)

2 1st?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

3 Not first, but at least the gay art thread is done.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

4 So ther I was, just minding my own business when someone moved KC north of the arctic circle. I could us a good EV fire about now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2026 11:02 AM (u73oe)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 11:02 AM (0x0rk)

6 Ha!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 11:03 AM (LlV+5)

7 If Volkswagen is going to survive in the U.S., it had better re-commit to gasoline-powered (“ICE” vehicles

Triggered! We need to destroy all gas powered vehicles to save the planet AND brown people!!!!

Posted by: Retarded Immigration Rioters at January 19, 2026 11:03 AM (ycI94)

8 Unfortunately, it will be the taxpayers who bailout F and GM.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 11:04 AM (GPa4z)

9 Minorities, women, Klaus Schwab hardest hit.

Posted by: This... is XiNN at January 19, 2026 11:04 AM (ULPxl)

10 No one wants to pay a house's worth of money for a car with no engine that looks exactly like a ten year old Ford Focus?

Wow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 11:04 AM (JwNbV)

11 >>Fastest Selling Vehicles in the U.S.

• Toyota Camry: 22 days
• Toyota RAV4: 24 days



Because these have been kick-azz cars for decades.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 11:04 AM (LlV+5)

12 How does the VW EV compare in customer satisfaction to other EVs?

Is it a crappy EV?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:05 AM (KDPiq)

13 It's amazing how successful you can be when you just shut up and make things that people want to buy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 11:05 AM (JwNbV)

14 I drove a VW Passat. Excellent automobile. Then the wife got into large breed show dogs and said we needed a vehicle to transport them. Enter the VW Atlas. Excellent automobile.

Posted by: ohe hour sober at January 19, 2026 11:06 AM (Y1sOo)

15 just shut up and make things that people want to buy.

Beejers?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 11:06 AM (Kt19C)

16 Isn’t their new styled colorful VW Bus an EV?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM (KDPiq)

17 The market usually wins. It's why tyrants hate markets.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM (g8Ew8)

18 13 It's amazing how successful you can be when you just shut up and make things that people want to buy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

We...don't understand.

Posted by: Jaguar Executives at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM (ycI94)

19 Isn't the Jaguar F-Pace the only vehicle that Jaguar currently offers? It's pretty funny that it's the third worst seller in the U.S.

That hilariously awful gay commercial probably extinguished any hope that Jaguar might someday climb out of its hole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM (JkO4W)

20 15 just shut up and make things that people want to buy.

Beejers?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 11:06 AM (Kt19C)

Pete Buttigieg.

Kamala Harris.

Tim Walz.

The prosecution rests.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM (JwNbV)

21 It's amazing how successful you can be when you just shut up and make things that people want to buy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

====

"Milton Friedman isn't in charge any more"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM (8AONa)

22 >>> 13 It's amazing how successful you can be when you just shut up and make things that people want to buy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 11:05 AM (JwNbV)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at January 19, 2026 11:08 AM (ULPxl)

23 Build the Ford Nucleon!

Posted by: Archer at January 19, 2026 11:09 AM (YGRGv)

24 Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at January 19, 2026 11:08 AM (ULPxl)

Did she have anything to do with the new Tyron movie. I lasted less than 30 minutes on that crapfest.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:09 AM (KDPiq)

25 I don't get it.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at January 19, 2026 11:08 AM (ULPxl)

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KK is an industry legend, so shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:09 AM (JkO4W)

26 "Volkswagen, on the other hand, is likely to pull out of the US market and close its US manufacturing operations if it can’t right its ship."

There is zero chance VW pulls out of USA. VW sells 100s of thousands of vehicles a year here under its own brand, plus 100s of thousands more under its owned brands (Audi, Porsche, Bentley, Bugatti, Lamborghini). VW is one of the largest auto companies in the world.

The EV pill is gonna be hard for all companies to swallow. But swallow it they will.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:09 AM (iFTx/)

27 Fastest Selling Vehicles in the U.S.

• Toyota Camry: 22 days
• Toyota RAV4: 24 days



Because these have been kick-azz cars for decades.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 11:04 AM (LlV+5)

The Japs know how to engineer excellent cars and motorcycles.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:10 AM (g8Ew8)

28 Tron = Tyron

I think they are just trolling us with autocorrect.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:10 AM (KDPiq)

29 I had a Passat, and except for the electrical switches, and the dodgy transmission computer, and the pin-holing engine coolant pipes, and the oil coking in the oil-cooled turbo and plugging the oil-pump intake screen, and the plastic parts in the engine bay that rapidly degraded in the under-hood heat, and the headlight wiring insulation that also disintegrated from the heat in the headlight housing, and the AC drain and door-jamb drains that frequently plugged and back-flooded, and the ridiculous hand-wheel for adjusting the seat-back angle, it was kind of OK.

Posted by: Tar Bae at January 19, 2026 11:10 AM (tipsU)

30 The EV pill is gonna be hard for all companies to swallow. But swallow it they will.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:09 AM (iFTx/)

I mean, I told them they could shove it up their ass, instead. But did they listen? Nooooooo....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 11:10 AM (JwNbV)

31 21 It's amazing how successful you can be when you just shut up and make things that people want to buy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

+++

So glad I got a 4Runner.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 19, 2026 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)

32 After the federal EV incentives expired, Volkswagen sold a nominal 248 electric ID.4s. That averages out to just 83 units per month, and annualizes to less than 1,000 units.

And to think VW did this without resorting to a JagUar drag show to alienate buyers.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 11:11 AM (HTCU3)

33 Where's my f@&*ing Hilux?

Posted by: PabloD at January 19, 2026 11:11 AM (0SmVT)

34 VW should reintroduce the Diesel Jetta. And the aircooled, split-window transporter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:12 AM (8zz6B)

35 I shudder to think how many Cadillac Escalades were paid with stolen taxpayer money... in Minnesota alone not even the entire USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2026 11:12 AM (xvV+O)

36 Give us back our diesel cars with no emissions.

I once had an Isuzu I-mark with a diesel and rack-and-pinon steering.
It was pushing past 250k, smoked like a locomotive when you mashed the pedal and still got over 27mpg.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HXT0k)

37 34 VW should reintroduce the Diesel Jetta. And the aircooled, split-window transporter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:12 AM (8zz6B)

The diesel Passat - of the emissions cheating fame - was an awesome car. Only thing it needed was an AWD option.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 11:13 AM (N39Ws)

38 Mr. Fusion conversion kit?

Posted by: Archer at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (YGRGv)

39 Toyota was having issues with their 4 cylinder 8 speed engine and why I bought a Chevy Colorado trail boss instead of a Tacoma .

So far a great decision.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (KDPiq)

40
Cybertruck: a really big, really expensive, really fast El Camino.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (2Ez/1)

41 36 Give us back our diesel cars with no emissions.

I once had an Isuzu I-mark with a diesel and rack-and-pinon steering.
It was pushing past 250k, smoked like a locomotive when you mashed the pedal and still got over 27mpg.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 11:13 AM (HXT0k)

Rolling coal. Always an effective deterrent to protestors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (N39Ws)

42 35 I shudder to think how many Cadillac Escalades were paid with stolen taxpayer money... in Minnesota alone not even the entire USA.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2026 11:12 AM (xvV+O)

Number one choice of people who've won the Ghetto Lottery

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (VE6XX)

43 I'm kind of surprised the new EV VW Bus -- no wait, ID.Buzzzzz -- isn't picking up the slack. Maybe the $70k+ price tag is scaring off the hippies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (JkO4W)

44 State of Tennessee also spent/committed billions to Ford for "Blue City" in West TN to build EV crap. I suppose it's good news that this piece of shit will likely never be built, but I don't know whether the State will get any money back.

Posted by: Martin Tell at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (sFNX2)

45 I'm a car guy and I didn't know the Grecale was still on sale in the USA. Terrible name, terrible marketing, mediocre vehicle.

Never buy an Italian car unless it was made by Germans (Lamborghini).

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (iFTx/)

46 Give me back my diesel cars.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (RjogR)

47 And Repuke Brian Kemp gave millions of Georgia dollars to Hyundai for a battery plant.

Posted by: Juan Paxety at January 19, 2026 11:15 AM (EwniN)

48 In other news, the Chicoms took over the Russian car market with their shitty EVs. It is going about like you would expect. The highlight this time is the car door latches are failing to work when it is winter in Russia which, checks calendar, 11 months of the year. The hilarity is endless.

https://youtu.be/TS0NmR2yUsE

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 11:15 AM (HTCU3)

49 35 I shudder to think how many Cadillac Escalades were paid with stolen taxpayer money... in Minnesota alone not even the entire USA.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 19, 2026 11:12 AM (xvV+O)

Don’t forget about the Chrysler 300s for those that didn’t get the bigger payouts.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:15 AM (KDPiq)

50 Isn't the Jaguar F-Pace the only vehicle that Jaguar currently offers? It's pretty funny that it's the third worst seller in the U.S.

That hilariously awful gay commercial probably extinguished any hope that Jaguar might someday climb out of its hole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM (JkO4W)

It's amazing how one ad destroyed what remained of a long-established brand. Go woke, go broke.

Suck it, bitches.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:16 AM (g8Ew8)

51 33 Where's my f@&*ing Hilux?
Posted by: PabloD

They may be coming sooner than you think. With the unholy amalgamation of radical Lefties suddenly embracing the 2nd amendment, openly resisting federal authority with quasi military forces, and tons of 3rd world immigrants (especially Somalians), we should see technicals with pintle-mounted DShKs start springing up any day now.

Posted by: Military Moron at January 19, 2026 11:17 AM (ycI94)

52 I'm kind of surprised the new EV VW Bus -- no wait, ID.Buzzzzz -- isn't picking up the slack. Maybe the $70k+ price tag is scaring off the hippies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:14 AM (JkO4W)

It’s kind of cool looking.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:17 AM (KDPiq)

53 45 I'm a car guy and I didn't know the Grecale was still on sale in the USA. Terrible name, terrible marketing, mediocre vehicle.

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Maserati burned its credibility with me in the 80's when it sold that joke Biturbo.

And then there was the Chrysler TC by Maserati. Something like the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, I guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:17 AM (JkO4W)

54 >>So glad I got a 4Runner.

Chicks in 4Runners are a +2.

Just like Glasses. At least for me.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:17 AM (ZcsJV)

55 Toyota was having issues with their 4 cylinder 8 speed engine and why I bought a Chevy Colorado trail boss instead of a Tacoma .

So far a great decision.
Posted by: Opinion fact

Toyota screwed the pooch when they dumped the V-6 to appease the EPA/Cali Carb communists. FAFO. QED.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 11:17 AM (HTCU3)

56 Just like Glasses. At least for me.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:17 AM (ZcsJV)

We all have our minor kinks. Ankle bracelet is mine.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:18 AM (KDPiq)

57 Isn't the Jaguar F-Pace the only vehicle that Jaguar currently offers? It's pretty funny that it's the third worst seller in the U.S.

I'm waiting for the Jaguar-ad they/thems to show their O-faces. Hot.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 19, 2026 11:18 AM (ycI94)

58 It would take 527 days to sell out the inventory of ID.4s in the United States

Somalians would make the money without actually building a car. Don't these Germans know a thing about the government?

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2026 11:18 AM (uTrw+)

59 Toyota has the fastest selling vehicles in the US.

By STRANGE COINCIDENCE, Toyota also mostly avoided the EV stupidity. Their chairman can actually see reality. (A quality American Chairmen and CEOs seem to lack.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 11:19 AM (zjgNU)

60 I liked VW better when they were cheating on their emissions tests in order to turn out better performing ICE vehicles for us.

Don't know about everyone else, but when I am buying a vehicle, I will ask about how well it performs. Never once have I asked about how it does on emissions. As long as it does well enough for me to get it registered with the DMV, that's good enough for me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 19, 2026 11:20 AM (syz1S)

61 29 I had a Passat, and except for the electrical switches, and the dodgy transmission computer, and the pin-holing engine coolant pipes, and the ...

Posted by: Tar Bae at January 19, 2026 11:10 AM (tipsU)

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I owned three different VW models back in the '90s. I loved having and driving the car(s), but the little things drove me f*n crazy.

Doors were a problem on all of them. Over time something would shift on a door and then the damn thing wouldn't close. 1999 Beetle had the gas filler door either get stuck open (you wish) or closed (hope you get it fixed before you run out of gas). Oil temp on the 1997 Passat would intermittently go thermal -- so much so that I couldn't drive barefoot because the pedals were HOT.

Other than all that.....

Posted by: pikkumatti at January 19, 2026 11:20 AM (FY8nG)

62 I'm disappointed w/Trump and CAFE.
The only thing he's doing is knocking off
Biden's ultra gas mileage mandate.

No HiLux
No blown 4 banger diesel in Toys or VWs.
sigh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 11:20 AM (zNcSj)

63 >>I liked VW better when they were cheating on their emissions tests in order to turn out better performing ICE vehicles for us.


Honestly, ANY vehicle with a 'Sport' Mode had this done to it.

I never understood why VW took the heat for it.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:21 AM (ZcsJV)

64 I'm a car guy and I didn't know the Grecale was still on sale in the USA. Terrible name, terrible marketing, mediocre vehicle.

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Maserati burned its credibility with me in the 80's when it sold that joke Biturbo.

And then there was the Chrysler TC by Maserati. Something like the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, I guess.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:17 AM (JkO4W)
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Biturbo was notoriously unreliable, but it was ahead of its time: the first production car with twin turbos. Nobody had done that before. That configuration soon took over the market for high-performance cars, and remains so today.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:21 AM (iFTx/)

65 60 I liked VW better when they were cheating on their emissions tests in order to turn out better performing ICE vehicles for us.

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You have to hand it to VW engineering. That diesel emissions cheat was pretty darn clever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:21 AM (JkO4W)

66 I got nothing but the black rims on cars are ugly to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 11:21 AM (0KSrI)

67 got nothing but the black rims on cars are ugly to me.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 11:21 AM (0KSrI)

Sad face

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:22 AM (KDPiq)

68 Give me back my diesel cars.
Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 19, 2026


***
A turbo-diesel BMW wagon would be awesome indeed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 11:22 AM (wzUl9)

69 Isn't the Jaguar F-Pace the only vehicle that Jaguar currently offers? It's pretty funny that it's the third worst seller in the U.S.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 11:07 AM

Yep, that is correct. Jaguar has completely phased out all ICE vehicles save for the F-Pace and moving to an EV-only lineup. The ICE F-Pace will be phased out this year. Bye-bye, Jaguar.

Grok:

In short: Right now in early 2026, the F-Pace appears to be effectively the only new vehicle available from Jaguar in many regions (or the sole one still in active production/sale), as the brand has cleared out most of its old lineup ahead of the electric relaunch. But it's not "the only one" forever — Jaguar's future is all-EV starting this year.

Grok full summary: https://bit.ly/49sFdPE

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 19, 2026 11:22 AM (P5BPp)

70 "Never once have I asked about how it does on emissions."

Me neither. But this reminds me of the E-Check (or whatever the f it was) days.

Don't ever underestimate the stupidity and/or malignancy of your leaders.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 19, 2026 11:23 AM (qIH9H)

71
Jeeps are cute.
Barbie drives one.

Posted by: A great bumper sticker at January 19, 2026 11:23 AM (2Ez/1)

72 I've owned more than a dozen air-cooled VWs, model years 1960-72. Not planning on going any newer. Currently own just one.

Posted by: Flat Four at January 19, 2026 11:23 AM (oftw2)

73 >>A turbo-diesel BMW wagon would be awesome indeed.


If Audi fixed the air system (suspension) on those Allroads, they would be absolutely perfect cars, imo.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (ZcsJV)

74 62 I'm disappointed w/Trump and CAFE.
The only thing he's doing is knocking off
Biden's ultra gas mileage mandate.

No HiLux
No blown 4 banger diesel in Toys or VWs.
sigh
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 11:20 AM (zNcSj)

Redirect your disappointment to the GOP members in House and Senate. They can easily codify every one of Trumps' EO's. What have they done for us over the last year? I'll wait.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (N39Ws)

75 The Las Cruces VW dealership has 1 (one) VW EV Buzz bus on the lot. It has been there, well, I lost count of how many months it has been there. I think it is the second one they got stuck with. I have seen the first one around town from time to time - it took something a year to find a sucker for the one. I suspect the problem the LC VW dealership has moving these is the lack the a large homosexual community. From casual observation the ID.4 sales are about double the EV Buzz bus sales.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (HTCU3)

76 >>I've owned more than a dozen air-cooled VWs, model years 1960-72.


I miss my 65 Bus.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (ZcsJV)

77 With Diesel vehicles you have to add a lot of additives and maintain a winterizing schedule if you live in the snow belt.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (KDPiq)

78 What kind of an idiot would buy a Volkswagen EV?

That's Hitler's car!

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (R/m4+)

79 Fifth Beatle found!

https://is.gd/WuGw0T

It's there behind George.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (L/fGl)

80 I liked VW better when they were cheating on their emissions tests in order to turn out better performing ICE vehicles for us.


Honestly, ANY vehicle with a 'Sport' Mode had this done to it.

I never understood why VW took the heat for it.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:21 AM (ZcsJV)
______

Consumers didn't care and in fact liked it. But the regulators were made fools of and went nuts. VW faced tens of billions in fines. Some of their executives even went to jail, IIRC. Nothing stings a bureaucrat more than being made a fool.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:25 AM (iFTx/)

81 Grok:

In short: Right now in early 2026, the F-Pace appears to be effectively the only new vehicle available from Jaguar in many regions (or the sole one still in active production/sale), as the brand has cleared out most of its old lineup ahead of the electric relaunch. But it's not "the only one" forever — Jaguar's future is all-EV starting this year.

Grok full summary: https://bit.ly/49sFdPE
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 19, 2026 11:22 AM (P5BPp)

"My prediction? Pain."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 11:25 AM (zjgNU)

82 State of Tennessee also spent/committed billions to Ford for "Blue City" in West TN to build EV crap. I suppose it's good news that this piece of shit will likely never be built, but I don't know whether the State will get any money back.
Posted by: Martin Tell

ANNOUNCER: No, they won't.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 11:26 AM (q6tQZ)

83 The company may have no choice but to scrap the glut of unsold ID.4s, since consumers have made it clear that there is virtually no price at which they’re willing to buy them.

I would buy one for eight grand.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 11:27 AM (jc0TO)

84 The Kraut car sucks to begin with, now imagine owning an electric Kraut car. Dummkopfs!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 11:27 AM (abIsI)

85 Isn’t Maserati an uber-expensive luxury sports car? You know, Joe Walsh singing: My Maserati does 185; I lost my license now I don’t drive….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 11:28 AM (/iXAp)

86 Buying a VW in 2026 is a terrible idea. We've had two - a 2009 Tiguan and a 2019 Tiguan after the 2009 was totalled in a fender bender. Only thing worse than auto makers is auto insurers, frankly.

All kinds of shit breaks on the new Tiguan and the only people that can fix it are... the dealers. Coincidence ?

Never again.

Posted by: deadrody at January 19, 2026 11:28 AM (vgB0v)

87 Jaguar has completely phased out all ICE vehicles save for the F-Pace and moving to an EV-only lineup.

That's crazy. They have divorced from reality. Who is paying management to knowingly kill the company?

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2026 11:29 AM (uTrw+)

88 Any of you Popeyes fans in Florida and Georgia may have to look elsewhere for your fried chicken . The largest east franchisee in those states is filing for bankruptcy.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:29 AM (KDPiq)

89 Five inches of sparkling still fresh snow, sunny blue sky, and a hired guy doing the shoveling.
Fine looking day from my perspective

Posted by: From about That Time at January 19, 2026 11:29 AM (sl73Y)

90 The Volks ID4 is $45k+.

No wonder they can't sell any.

I might buy one at oh...say 5-10k as a fart around town car. But even then...

There really is nothing about to impress me

Without the government arm twist EVs are dead
Except for Tesla.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at January 19, 2026 11:29 AM (SXFZ5)

91
All of this battery-powered car failure was utterly predictable. In fact it was predicted. Why did so many executives and politicians sign on to it?

Emperor's new clothes? Crooked incentives that benefit the few at the expense of the many? Communist subversion? Leadership in love with the smell of their own farts?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 11:29 AM (azNOR)

92 Didn't Maserati make a really nice Mini-type vehicle not more than a few years back?

...could be as far back as a decade, for all I remember?

But, I recall them having a GTi / Mini Type vehicle that was well regarded?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:30 AM (ZcsJV)

93 Somehow these auto company executives rake in millions in salary and bonuses, but most appear to be Walz-level knuckleheads. You'd think someone even remotely familiar with how the automotive market operates, and the basic needs of the average auto consumer, could see that BEVs were a dead end. To save VW, I will graciously volunteer my services as CEO for a paltry $5M.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 11:30 AM (nJ/vH)

94 Isn’t Maserati an uber-expensive luxury sports car? You know, Joe Walsh singing: My Maserati does 185; I lost my license now I don’t drive….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 11:28 AM (/iXAp)
__

Like almost all sports-car companies, Maserati is now a sedan and SUV company that also sells sports cars (GranTurismo, MC20). Sadly, all of its vehicles are underwhelming and unreliable.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:30 AM (iFTx/)

95 How science works.

https://is.gd/npyww6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 11:30 AM (L/fGl)

96 Are the feds still interested in the proverbial "kill switch" that would effectively render your vehicle, dead?

As a theft deterrent, that's one thing.

As a method of managing one's driving habits... well that's something else entirely.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 11:31 AM (U2OZr)

97 Jeeps are cute.
Barbie drives one.
Posted by: A great bumper sticker at January 19, 2026 11:23 AM (2Ez/1)

We have a hybrid Grand Cherokee as a company car. The seat warmer is excellent. Acceleration is good.

That's it for the pros.

Now the cons.....

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:31 AM (l2QWF)

98 "THE MORNING RANT - Volkswagen’s Electric Vehicle Misfire: Its Made-In-America, Flagship EV is the Slowest Selling Vehicle in the United States
—Buck Throckmorton"

How low can you go?

Posted by: '26 Jaguar at January 19, 2026 11:31 AM (w/O5Q)

99 Has it gotten to the point where VW dealers are offering money to people who will take the cars off their hands?

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 11:32 AM (7xrfc)

100 As a method of managing one's driving habits... well that's something else entirely.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 11:31 AM (U2OZr)

I assume the next Democrat administration will mandate all vehicles to read the speed limit signs, and indeed, limit the vehicles to that.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:32 AM (l2QWF)

101 The Japs know how to engineer excellent cars and motorcycles.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:10 AM (g8Ew

When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at January 19, 2026 11:33 AM (R/m4+)

102 As others here have pointed out, German cars are generally over-engineered, expensive to operate, expensive to maintain, and ridiculously expensive to fix. Good looking cars, but I'd never buy one.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (1VZmA)

103 100
I assume the next Democrat administration will mandate all vehicles to read the speed limit signs, and indeed, limit the vehicles to that.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:32 AM (l2QWF)

Already mapped and linked to GPS. Use Waze app on your phone. Speed limits displayed on nav screen.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (N39Ws)

104 Fahrvergnugen !

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (abIsI)

105 "they can turn a television into a watch"

Yeah, but The Professor could make a radio out of a coconut.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (qIH9H)

106 In short: Right now in early 2026, the F-Pace appears to be effectively the only new vehicle available from Jaguar in many regions (or the sole one still in active production/sale), as the brand has cleared out most of its old lineup ahead of the electric relaunch. But it's not "the only one" forever — Jaguar's future is all-EV starting this year.

Grok full summary: https://bit.ly/49sFdPE
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 19, 2026 11:22 AM (P5BPp)

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Wait a minute. Weren't English cars and Jaguars in particular, held in high regard EXCEPT for their electronics?
Going all electric seems a rather odd choice given its history.
Oh well. All things must pass.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (Hx0tZ)

107
100

I assume the next Democrat administration will mandate all vehicles to read the speed limit signs, and indeed, limit the vehicles to that.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:32 AM

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It''s for the children. Say the sociopaths who want to force this onto us.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (azNOR)

108 I miss my 65 Bus.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (ZcsJV)

VW should take the '65 bus, and add the upgrades that most of the enthusiasts do. A 1600 dual port engine, with modern electronic EFI, disc brakes, a 5-speed transmission. Find a way to add air conditioning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (8zz6B)

109 EVs were made for the Moon and Mars. Stop it with the bullshit. ICE is the only reasonable option on Earth.

DOT should require permits for transporting Lithium-Ion batteries across state lines. Hazardous waste.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (BSdIE)

110 Jaguar is an Indian company, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (jc0TO)

111 Didn't Maserati make a really nice Mini-type vehicle not more than a few years back?

...could be as far back as a decade, for all I remember?

But, I recall them having a GTi / Mini Type vehicle that was well regarded?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:30 AM (ZcsJV)
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Not that I'm aware of. Fiat had the 500, if that's what you're thinking of.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (iFTx/)

112 >>Wait a minute. Weren't English cars and Jaguars in particular, held in high regard EXCEPT for their electronics?


Yes. The British insist on doing Electronics the wrong way.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (ZcsJV)

113 105 "they can turn a television into a watch"

Yeah, but The Professor could make a radio out of a coconut.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (qIH9H)

Not to mention what Ginger and Maryanne could do with a couple of nuts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (N39Ws)

114 Jaguar is an Indian company, right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (jc0TO)
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Yes. Owned by Tata.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:36 AM (iFTx/)

115 Yeah, but The Professor could make a radio out of a coconut.
Posted by: Bad Andrew

But fix a hole in a boat? Fuggedaboutitt.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:36 AM (77rzZ)

116 It would take an international intel coup to reveal it now, but I think VW was set up on the emissions thing. Someone in government (and bear in mind, government at several levels is on the board of VW) let them think that there would continue to be a wink and a nod about those sneaky programming tricks -- until suddenly all the winking and nodding was over, and there they stood in just their socks.

Especially painful to me was that almost by accident, VW ended up in control of the International Scout product name, and is defiling it with an all-EV rollout. Many dreamed that someday the real Scout would be back. I had one on order when they shut down. Now it's a failure-in-advance.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 19, 2026 11:36 AM (zdLoL)

117 Already mapped and linked to GPS. Use Waze app on your phone. Speed limits displayed on nav screen.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (N39Ws)

When you want to pass someone, you ask your vehicle "Hal, please give me extra power to pass," and the vehicle answers "I can't do that, Dave."

Even though your name isn't Dave.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:36 AM (l2QWF)

118
Off big butt fancier sock!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 11:36 AM (SXFZ5)

119 >>Somehow these auto company executives rake in millions in salary and bonuses, but most appear to be Walz-level knuckleheads. You'd think someone even remotely familiar with how the automotive market operates, and the basic needs of the average auto consumer, could see that BEVs were a dead end. To save VW, I will graciously volunteer my services as CEO for a paltry $5M.

Not defending the auto CEOs but let's not forget that governments around the world were mandating EVs. If Harris had won there's a damn good chance we'd have joined the Canucks with forced Chinese EVs.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 11:36 AM (viF8m)

120 As others here have pointed out, German cars are generally over-engineered, expensive to operate, expensive to maintain, and ridiculously expensive to fix. Good looking cars, but I'd never buy one.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026


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If the 23rd-Century Germans build the Enterprise, Scotty will have to remove the entire warp nacelles just to change the dilithium crystals every 20,000 light-years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 11:37 AM (wzUl9)

121
Where's my f@&*ing Hilux?
Posted by: PabloD at January 19, 2026 11:11 AM (0SmVT)



*whistles absently*

Posted by: The Chicken Tax at January 19, 2026 11:37 AM (y9nCu)

122 Tens of trillions of our tax dollars wasted over the last 25 years alone on everything but improving America. Disgusting.

What do we expect when bankers are not held accountable?

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 19, 2026 11:37 AM (mNOhh)

123 The wind is howling and the snowstorm is ferocious but the bread is in the oven and the French onion soup is on the stove.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 11:37 AM (GPa4z)

124 > Already mapped and linked to GPS. Use Waze app on your phone. Speed limits displayed on nav screen.
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Both my vehicles have navigation systems, which is what the GPS uses to figure out the speed limits and display it on the dash. But it does not limit the vehicle to said speed limit.

I might get a flashing icon (in my wife's Explorer) if the limit's 35 and I'm doing 65... but it won't limit the speed.

Yet.

That said... I'd bet the telemetric systems in it sends something to Ford, which shares it with my insurance company. Assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 11:38 AM (U2OZr)

125 VW should take the '65 bus, and add the upgrades that most of the enthusiasts do. A 1600 dual port engine, with modern electronic EFI, disc brakes, a 5-speed transmission. Find a way to add air conditioning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

My '60 VW Westfalia SO-23 has a dual port and air conditioning. A fellow in FL sells the kits. I installed it myself.

Posted by: Flat Four. at January 19, 2026 11:38 AM (oftw2)

126 >>VW should take the '65 bus, and add the upgrades that most of the enthusiasts do. A 1600 dual port engine, with modern electronic EFI, disc brakes, a 5-speed transmission. Find a way to add air conditioning.


And maybe ditch the reduction box drivetrain. I like the clearance it affords...but they are a liability, long term.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:38 AM (ZcsJV)

127 It would take an international intel coup to reveal it now, but I think VW was set up on the emissions thing. Someone in government (and bear in mind, government at several levels is on the board of VW) let them think that there would continue to be a wink and a nod about those sneaky programming tricks -- until suddenly all the winking and nodding was over, and there they stood in just their socks.

Especially painful to me was that almost by accident, VW ended up in control of the International Scout product name, and is defiling it with an all-EV rollout. Many dreamed that someday the real Scout would be back. I had one on order when they shut down. Now it's a failure-in-advance.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 19, 2026 11:36 AM (zdLoL)

There was a guy in Germany, almost 100 years ago, if he saw how government controls industry today, would smile and say "Now that's how you do it!"

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:39 AM (l2QWF)

128
108 I miss my 65 Bus.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:24 AM (ZcsJV)

VW should take the '65 bus, and add the upgrades that most of the enthusiasts do. A 1600 dual port engine, with modern electronic EFI, disc brakes, a 5-speed transmission. Find a way to add air conditioning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:35 AM (8zz6B)

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And construct them out of something better than tinfoil.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 11:39 AM (azNOR)

129 Finally, a little inclusion.

Trans activist Dylan Mulvaney (of Bud Light fame) will play Anne Boleyn on Broadway

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 11:40 AM (L/fGl)

130
Wait a minute. Weren't English cars and Jaguars in particular, held in high regard EXCEPT for their electronics?
Going all electric seems a rather odd choice given its history.
Oh well. All things must pass.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 11:34 AM (Hx0tZ)


All Hail Lucas, Prince of Darkness!

Posted by: The Chicken Tax at January 19, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)

131 Passat hate. Huh. My '96 Passat was a turbo, five-speed manual with over 150k miles when I got rid of it. Other than scheduled maintenance, the only thing I ever had to do to it was replace the power steering pump that shit the bed at around 120K miles. I experienced none of the stuff that's been mentioned. Guess I was livin' right.

Posted by: ohe hour sober at January 19, 2026 11:40 AM (Y1sOo)

132 That said... I'd bet the telemetric systems in it sends something to Ford, which shares it with my insurance company. Assholes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 11:38 AM (U2OZr)

Insurance companies allow you to install a device to send them your data, and if you are a good little obedient driver, they'll give you a cookie or two.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:40 AM (l2QWF)

133 @119 Not defending the auto CEOs...
Yeah, I know, but a lot of auto companies were oddly very enthusiastic about BEVs, with very little push-back against the idiot politicians. As if they were in cahoots with them...nah, that crazy talk!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 11:41 AM (1VZmA)

134 Does that Maserati do 185?

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 19, 2026 11:41 AM (f1kZG)

135
Shit. Sock fail.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 11:41 AM (y9nCu)

136 Trans activist Dylan Mulvaney (of Bud Light fame) will play Anne Boleyn on Broadway
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 11:40 AM (L/fGl)

I'm not Henry VIII! I'm not! It was just a song! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Posted by: Peter Noone at January 19, 2026 11:42 AM (/N7Ix)

137 The VW Westfalia is great until you get into a front end collision. They'll be picking pieces of your pancreas out of the Blaupunkt.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 11:42 AM (abIsI)

138 All Hail Lucas, Prince of Darkness!
Posted by: The Chicken Tax at January 19, 2026 11:40 AM (y9nCu)


Holds envelope to forehead: Lucas

Rips open envelope: Why the English drink warm beer.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 11:43 AM (Hx0tZ)

139 Performance isn't emissions.
Performance is 0 to 60, - 0 to 100
What is the stopping distance?
How well does it take a curve?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 11:44 AM (zNcSj)

140 And maybe ditch the reduction box drivetrain. I like the clearance it affords...but they are a liability, long term.
Posted by: garrett

I kept the reduction boxes, as I don't like lowered buses, but installed a "Freeway Flyer" transmission, as the original "crashbox" limited top speed to about 55, so as not to blow up the original 1200 engine. I like the combo and it makes me happy.

Posted by: Flat Four.. at January 19, 2026 11:44 AM (oftw2)

141 Anybody remember the settlement VW made with the US government over the emissions cheating?

Build EVs and charging stations around the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 11:44 AM (viF8m)

142 We liked our microbus. Painted it chartreuse.

11 Long Haired Friends of Jesus

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 11:44 AM (gm9Sb)

143
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati

Posted by: Ted Nugent at January 19, 2026 11:44 AM (y9nCu)

144 There goes the “we make it up on volume” thing.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 11:45 AM (nTi7N)

145 Lot's of talking heads and politicians, mostly Dems but also Republicans, paying tribute to MLK's legacy. Which is identifying and judging people based on the color of their skin, right?

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 11:45 AM (GUOwU)

146 Yeah, I know, but a lot of auto companies were oddly very enthusiastic about BEVs, with very little push-back against the idiot politicians. As if they were in cahoots with them...nah, that crazy talk!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 11:41 AM (1VZmA)

To assume company execs are all on board with the DEI nonsense, is to assume your neighborhood business is super thrilled to give a bag of fire insurance money to Italian thugs every week or so.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:45 AM (l2QWF)

147 Insurance companies allow you to install a device to send them your data, and if you are a good little obedient driver, they'll give you a cookie or two.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:40 AM (l2QWF)

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The insurance company told us our homeowners premium as going to spike but when we told them we had just put a new roof on the house w/o filing a hail or wind damage claim, they brought it back down. Still a little higher though.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 11:46 AM (GPa4z)

148 >>I kept the reduction boxes, as I don't like lowered buses

I agree. But I would put bigger wheels on a re-design and ditch the reduction boxes for a more reliable and cost effective system.

Keep the stance and make them more reliable.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:46 AM (ZcsJV)

149 133 @119 Not defending the auto CEOs...
Yeah, I know, but a lot of auto companies were oddly very enthusiastic about BEVs, with very little push-back against the idiot politicians. As if they were in cahoots with them...nah, that crazy talk!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 11:41 AM (1VZmA)

it's truly astounding. All the politicians, and all the company boards, and all the CEO's, and all the activists jumped on board the EV wagon and pushed as hard as they could...

and not a single one stopped and said "hey is this tech really going to work like we say it will?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 11:46 AM (uWKK8)

150 137 The VW Westfalia is great until you get into a front end collision. They'll be picking pieces of your pancreas out of the Blaupunkt.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I installed 3 point harness, but yeah, having the windshield 2 feet from your face takes getting used to. Motorcycles are ten times as dangerous, though.

Posted by: Flat Four... at January 19, 2026 11:47 AM (oftw2)

151 Well, not to mention electric cars are gay. Very, very gay. Like a peach-striped jacket and tight tapered trousers. Or Don Lemon in a church.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 19, 2026 11:47 AM (7Q0e+)

152 Auto makers could do some things to increase profit but even more satisfy the customer. VW should concentrate on diesel sales here, like they do in Europe. Next, Toyota should concentrate on diesel sales here, like they do in Australia. That's what people want.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2026 11:47 AM (LHPAg)

153
Out of curiosity, was Haslam idiotic in any other ways?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 11:47 AM (Jyxrm)

154 142 We liked our microbus. Painted it chartreuse.

11 Long Haired Friends of Jesus

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Never saw these smelly buggers in my life.

Posted by: Jesus H. Christ at January 19, 2026 11:47 AM (JkO4W)

155

Sister's out till 5, doing bankers' son's hours
But she owns a Maserati that's a gift from his father
Stop at full speed, at 100 miles per hour
The Colgate invisible shield finally got 'em

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 11:48 AM (pkeXY)

156 DeTomaso and Lambourghini do not roll off the tongue.
In fact you have to make a lot of mouth movements to coax the word out.
Maserati is a very cool name, and just rolls off the tongue.
It should have kicked ass.
It's a testament to its craptitude that it still languishes in sales and prestige

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 11:48 AM (Hx0tZ)

157 I suppose just about executive would prefer to have the State force taxpayers to buy your products rather than try to make products the taxpayers would happily buy.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (GPa4z)

158 A turbo-diesel BMW wagon would be awesome indeed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I always like that Mercedes-Benz 300 TD diesel wagon Robert Wagner drove in Hart to Hart.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (ViCCR)

159 Not defending the auto CEOs...
Yeah, I know, but a lot of auto companies were oddly very enthusiastic about BEVs, with very little push-back against the idiot politicians. As if they were in cahoots with them...nah, that crazy talk!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 11:41 AM (1VZmA)

it's truly astounding. All the politicians, and all the company boards, and all the CEO's, and all the activists jumped on board the EV wagon and pushed as hard as they could...

and not a single one stopped and said "hey is this tech really going to work like we say it will?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 11:46 AM (uWKK
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Toyota and to a lesser extend Honda did just that. They went heavy into hybrid instead. It was a big gamble at a time when half the world's governments were officially outlawing ICE motors. But it paid off big time.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (iFTx/)

160 Keep the stance and make them more reliable.
Posted by: garrett


Ya gotta be careful with stances.
-- Larry Craig

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)

161 Too bad this place is infected with Tesla-haters. The model Y is the best selling vehicle in the world, period. Tesla US has inventory days dramatically lower than any other brands. And current ratings for reliability are way higher. And they drive themselves, whether you believe that or not.

Finally, when you look at traditional U.S. sales figures, you are usually looking at sales to DEALERS, not CUSTOMERS, but since Tesla has no dealers, when they say model Y typically has a 10-15 day inventory, that actually means they're selling them like hotcakes, regardless of all the FUD beloved in the media, and here.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (FpP3s)

162 @137 I had a 64 and then a 63 Econoline. Westfalias do not scare me.

Keep in mind, Toyota built a 'family van' with the same suicidal driving position a solid 30 years later, and it was favorably reviewed all around.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (zdLoL)

163 Today is MLK day? Which day is Barack Obama day?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (BSdIE)

164 Well, not to mention electric cars are gay. Very, very gay. Like a peach-striped jacket and tight tapered trousers. Or Don Lemon in a church.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons

Gayer than today's art?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)

165 >>Well, not to mention electric cars are gay. Very, very gay. Like a peach-striped jacket and tight tapered trousers. Or Don Lemon in a church.


AIDS has really let us down.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:51 AM (ZcsJV)

166 The insurance company told us our homeowners premium as going to spike but when we told them we had just put a new roof on the house w/o filing a hail or wind damage claim, they brought it back down. Still a little higher though.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 11:46 AM (GPa4z)

Yeah Homeowner policies go up significantly once your roof is over ten years old.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:52 AM (KDPiq)

167 We are on our second VW Atlas and the second is even finer that the first. First gen had a six cylinder natural breather engine, this new one has a turbochaged 4 and the tranny's been tuned for great performance in city, on highway, and on steep and curvy mountain roads where the SUV lives all summer and fall.

We wanted inside cubic footage and three rows seating with capacity for 7 adults. When we got our first one, the Honda Pilot was the only other choice in the same class.

Now I belive the Toyota Grand Highlander is same size, but we like the Atlas. It gets close to 26 mpg on a highway trip if the speed is set to 73.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 19, 2026 11:52 AM (KiBMU)

168 Next, Toyota should concentrate on diesel sales here, like they do in Australia. That's what people want.
Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2026 11:47 AM (LHPAg)

As far as I can tell, the only purpose of the diesel is for people to drive it to Walmart or the casino, so everyone else on the road can smell your shitty engine.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:52 AM (l2QWF)

169 What sorcery kept Don Le-Mon from catching fire the moment he stepped on the Minnesota church property?

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 11:52 AM (HTCU3)

170 156 In the 80s Chrysler partnered up with Maserati and concocted a LeBaron (K Car type) with a Maserati engine and drive train. Nice looking car that you could get a glimpse of through the service department's shop window.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 11:52 AM (gm9Sb)

171 Today is MLK day?

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https://is.gd/MdQj5r

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

172 Too bad this place is infected with Tesla-haters. The model Y is the best selling vehicle in the world, period. Tesla US has inventory days dramatically lower than any other brands. And current ratings for reliability are way higher. And they drive themselves, whether you believe that or not.

Finally, when you look at traditional U.S. sales figures, you are usually looking at sales to DEALERS, not CUSTOMERS, but since Tesla has no dealers, when they say model Y typically has a 10-15 day inventory, that actually means they're selling them like hotcakes, regardless of all the FUD beloved in the media, and here.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (FpP3s)

Do you know why I think this is bullshit? It's because I have eyes. And I see very few Teslas on the road. They're a niche car at the most.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew8)

173 I shudder to think how many Cadillac Escalades were paid with stolen taxpayer money... in Minnesota alone not even the entire USA.

The punishment for Karmelo Anthony when he fatally stabbed Austin Metcalf in Frisco, TX was to win money in the GoFundMe lottery and bought a decked out Escalade to get himself in and out of his family's newly obtained home in a gated community.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (a4flb)

174 Which day is Barack Obama day?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (BSdIE)

This year? June 26.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (ovfbp)

175 With the exception of Jesus, nobody's birthday should be a national holiday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)

176 163 Today is MLK day? Which day is Barack Obama day?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM
Today is also Confederate Heroes Day.

Posted by: Eromero at January 19, 2026 11:54 AM (LHPAg)

177 Do you know why I think this is bullshit? It's because I have eyes. And I see very few Teslas on the road. They're a niche car at the most.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew

They're all over Arizona.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:54 AM (ovfbp)

178 Gayer than today's art?
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:50 AM (77rzZ)

About that...
I read the Morning Report, some of the articles, and the comments and by that time the Rant was up. Missed it completely but the 3rd or 4th comment here was about the gay art.

So of course I had to look.
Yep. Pretty gay. Even looks like someone paddled his bottom. And fairy is right in the title.
Bring back booby week.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 11:54 AM (Hx0tZ)

179 I kept the reduction boxes, as I don't like lowered buses, but installed a "Freeway Flyer" transmission, as the original "crashbox" limited top speed to about 55, so as not to blow up the original 1200 engine. I like the combo and it makes me happy.
Posted by: Flat Four.. at January 19, 2026 11:44 AM (oftw2)

On further thinking, hat VW should do is offer the reborn microbus with a Subaru flat six, built under license. All the power you need, and a history of durability. Build a RWD model with no reduction boxes, and an AWD model with reduction boxes and suitable gearing in the front differential to make the wheel RPM's match.

And no damned touch screen! If the buyer wants the optional ($2500) touch screen they also get a big red clown nose welded on the front.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 11:54 AM (8zz6B)

180 >>Well, not to mention electric cars are gay. Very, very gay. Like a peach-striped jacket and tight tapered trousers. Or Don Lemon in a church.


Yeah, no.

Washington? Definitely.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 11:55 AM (ZcsJV)

181 And I see very few Teslas on the road.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Really? They're all over the place here in NoVa.

Quite a few Cybertrucks, too.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)

182
I always like that Mercedes-Benz 300 TD diesel wagon Robert Wagner drove in Hart to Hart.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (ViCCR)



My dream car is the Mercedes 600, or as Larry Correia calls it in one of his books, the Ultimate Dictator Dope Ride.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 11:55 AM (y9nCu)

183 Next, Toyota should concentrate on diesel sales here, like they do in Australia. That's what people want.

Our free market is so distorted and broken.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2026 11:55 AM (uTrw+)

184 With the exception of Jesus, nobody's birthday should be a national holiday.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)

Yeah, we should make Jesus' b-day a holiday. We don't have any April holidays.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:56 AM (ovfbp)

185 175 For a long time Arkansas had Robert E. Lee's Birthday as a holiday, and coordinated it with MLK day when that came out. Wokeness struck. BTW, Happy Birthday, Bobby Lee.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 11:56 AM (gm9Sb)

186 We don't have any April holidays.
Posted by: BurtTC

Easter, most years.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)

187 Do you know why I think this is bullshit? It's because I have eyes. And I see very few Teslas on the road. They're a niche car at the most.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew

They're all over Arizona.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:54 AM (ovfbp)
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They are all over the place. But the total sales figures are estimations at best. At least in the USA, there are 5 or 6 vehicles that outsell it. Ford sells probably 3x as many F150s as Telsa does Ys.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

188 I have a neighbor a few doors down who has a Levante. The Maserati SUV, It has the most beautiful exhaust growl I’ve ever heard on a car, it’s a Ferrari engine inside.

Annual service costs $1500, basically an oil change. Mama Mia!!! And that’s before tires or brakes need replaced. Brake job is $5K on one of those things.

He’s a dental surgeon so he can afford it without breaking a sweat I assume.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 11:57 AM (nTi7N)

189 >>Do you know why I think this is bullshit? It's because I have eyes. And I see very few Teslas on the road. They're a niche car at the most.

Quite a few of them around here. I don't hate them. They are pretty cool in a lot of ways but EVs don't fit my driving habits.

Trying to force everyone into EVs was a stupid idea from day 1. Choice is find but no mandates.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (viF8m)

190 Then I have another reason to thank God I live where I live.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (g8Ew8)

191 Stephen Miller: Feds Have Begun Work of ‘Identifying, Disrupting and Dismantling the Insurgent networks’ in Minnesota

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (RHGPo)

192 And then there was the Chrysler TC by Maserati.
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That car was an abomination. Its exhibit A in my book of why car brands shouldn't lend their brands to other makers.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (TN0g+)

193 My experience with German automobile "engineering" was not quite so pleasant. A VW Golf's alternator failed 2 weeks after the two year warranty expired. A front headlight burned out. No problem, right? Except it was impossible to replace the bulb. You had to buy the entire assembly for $300. Never will I get a VW again.

In the analytical equipment field, German engineering tends to follow trends that got Germany into trouble in WWII. Fancy and precise machines that are overly complex with little to no attention to details like field maintenance.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (bb/Vl)

194 Easter, most years.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:57 AM (77rzZ)

That's on Sundays. I'm already off work.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (ovfbp)

195 What sorcery kept Don Le-Mon from catching fire the moment he stepped on the Minnesota church property?

I'm guessing that someone within the church was in on it and this was theater to support the Narrative. That is why Don Le-Mon knows he won't get busted for a very obvious FACE felony. The church won't demand charges filed, and the local AG sure as hell won't pursue it civilly either.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 11:59 AM (a4flb)

196 189 >>Do you know why I think this is bullshit? It's because I have eyes. And I see very few Teslas on the road. They're a niche car at the most.

Daughter has one.. Loves it.. There are tons here in NorCal as one would expect...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 11:59 AM (VE6XX)

197 Mayor Zohran Mamdani Takes A "Dump"

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 11:59 AM (RHGPo)

198 191 Stephen Miller: Feds Have Begun Work of ‘Identifying, Disrupting and Dismantling the Insurgent networks’ in Minnesota
Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (RHGPo)


Hope so... Gotta put an end to this...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (VE6XX)

199 >>My experience with German automobile "engineering" was not quite so pleasant.

Try changing spark plugs on a Porsche 914.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)

200 I have a neighbor a few doors down who has a Levante. The Maserati SUV, It has the most beautiful exhaust growl I’ve ever heard on a car, it’s a Ferrari engine inside.

It's a Ferrari-designed twin turbo on top of a Chrysler Pentastar V6 block. They make 'em in Detroit and ship to Italy to get modified.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (t5upi)

201 The VW plant in Chattanooga voted to
unionize. VW is dead to me.

Posted by: Don DeVan at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (6inc5)

202 We don't have any April holidays.
Posted by: BurtTC
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April 6: International Asexuality Day
April 10: National Youth HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
Third Friday of April: Day of Silence
April 18: National Transgender HIV Testing Day
April 18: Nonbinary Parents Day
April 26: Lesbian Visibility Day

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (U2OZr)

203 Then I have another reason to thank God I live where I live.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:58 AM (g8Ew

I'll start complaining about Teslas as soon as douchebags start installing glasspacks on them to give them the stupid vroom sound.

Until then, I'll enjoy the quiet.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:01 PM (l2QWF)

204 Stephen Miller: Feds Have Begun Work of ‘Identifying, Disrupting and Dismantling the Insurgent networks’ in Minnesota

Without saying that it might be decades between the "Identifying" part and the "Disrupting and Dismantling" party.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 12:01 PM (a4flb)

205 Do you know why I think this is bullshit? It's because I have eyes. And I see very few Teslas on the road. They're a niche car at the most.

Daughter has one.. Loves it.. There are tons here in NorCal as one would expect...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 11:59 A


You can't drive half a mile in the DFW metroplex without spotting them. They are everywhere down there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 12:01 PM (0N4FZ)

206 April 6: International Asexuality Day
April 10: National Youth HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
Third Friday of April: Day of Silence
April 18: National Transgender HIV Testing Day
April 18: Nonbinary Parents Day
April 26: Lesbian Visibility Day
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (U2OZr)

Oh goodie! All those days to celebrate, I'll hardly have to work at all!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:01 PM (l2QWF)

207 I have a neighbor a few doors down who has a Levante. The Maserati SUV, It has the most beautiful exhaust growl I’ve ever heard on a car, it’s a Ferrari engine inside.

It's a Ferrari-designed twin turbo on top of a Chrysler Pentastar V6 block. They make 'em in Detroit and ship to Italy to get modified.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (t5upi)
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The car he is talking about probably has the V8

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:02 PM (iFTx/)

208 JustTheNews: In Somali fraud scandal, Republicans probe evidence of a blue state election scheme

The Republicans' argument goes like this: Democrats reversed Donald Trump’s related first-term executive orders and ensured that noncitizens, including illegal immigrants, were counted into 2020 U.S. Census. Then-President Biden opened the southern border so that millions of illegals could flood the country in just a few years.

Next, liberal nonprofits helped move those migrants from the southern border red states, where they were not particularly welcome, to "sanctuary cities" in Democratic-run cities in the election battleground states and helped them enroll in welfare at the taxpayers' expense.

And finally, Democratic leaders, like failed vice-presidential candidate Minnesota Gov. Tom Walz, they say, failed to act — or even worse, looked the other way — when evidence emerged that non-citizens were defrauding those safety net programs by the tune of billions of dollars. And liberal judges blocked efforts to stop or punish the fraud.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 12:02 PM (RHGPo)

209 “Dear Jonas: Since your country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for stopping 8 wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace, although it will always be dominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States,” the US President wrote.


Epic.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 12:02 PM (abIsI)

210 Do you know why I think this is bullshit? It's because I have eyes. And I see very few Teslas on the road. They're a niche car at the most.



I live in a mid sized city in flyover country and they’re everywhere. Go to SoCal and they’re basically the new Camry.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:02 PM (nTi7N)

211 The Left have always loved mandates when it is something they agree with. Even if they try to pretend they are freedom of choice .

Even their main Freedom of Choice was actually a mandate that taxpayers had to provide and pay for abortions.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (KDPiq)

212 April 26: Lesbian Visibility Day

We used to celebrate that on Cinemax.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (t5upi)

213
I'll start complaining about Teslas as soon as douchebags start installing glasspacks on them to give them the stupid vroom sound.


Dodge (Charger Daytona EV): This vehicle uses a "Fratzonic Chambered Exhaust" system. Unlike simple speaker-based systems, it uses a physical exhaust chamber to create a 126-decibel roar that matches the intensity of a Hellcat V8

That is right, they deliberately added a near criminally loud noise maker on an EV.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (a4flb)

214 Especially painful to me was that almost by accident, VW ended up in control of the International Scout product name, and is defiling it with an all-EV rollout.
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The Travelall was a Suburban before there was one.
And built like a tank.
Frame was a full tube, not a C.
The gas tank had a full 1/2 in metal plate protecting it.
The 355 was a big block engine.
The only downside was, the leaf springs were under the axle, which limited clearance.

Lol, one time, I changed a flat on the rear by intentionally high-centering that side of the axle to raise tire as I didn't have jack.
'Cause it's 4wd and, if you were ever stuck, you were stuck-stuck. And it took a lot to get it stuck.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (HXT0k)

215 “Dear Jonas: Since your country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for stopping 8 wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace, although it will always be dominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States,” the US President wrote.


Epic.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


It's a fake letter cooked up by some guy at NPR. Chris Plante was debunking it on his show.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)

216 >>The Republicans' argument goes like this

You don't say.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)

217 The car he is talking about probably has the V8
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:02 PM (iFTx/)

Yep. Twin turbo V8.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (nTi7N)

218 I have a neighbor a few doors down who has a Levante. The Maserati SUV, It has the most beautiful exhaust growl I’ve ever heard on a car, it’s a Ferrari engine inside. Annual service costs $1500, basically an oil change. Mama Mia!!! And that’s before tires or brakes need replaced. Brake job is $5K on one of those things. He’s a dental surgeon so he can afford it without breaking a sweat I assume.
Posted by: Really?

The Eye Surgeon here Las Cruces who also owns a very busy eye clinic owned a Land Rover One day I was chatting with him about cars and he brought up his Land Rover. At that time, his first year of ownership included him having possession of his car about 2 months and the other 10 months with the car in the shop because nobody could figure out to make run.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 12:04 PM (HTCU3)

219 209 “Dear Jonas: Since your country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for stopping 8 wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace, although it will always be dominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States,” the US President wrote.


Epic.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 12:02 PM

LOL...here come the shrieking media/dems

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:04 PM (VE6XX)

220 NYPost: Josh Shapiro says Harris team asked him if he was ‘double agent for Israel’ during VP vetting process

Democratic Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro has claimed in his forthcoming memoir that 2024 Democratic nominee Kamala Harris’ campaign asked him if he had ever worked as a “double agent for Israel” while vetting him as a potential running mate.

Shapiro, who is Jewish, wrote in “Where We Keep the Light” that he told his interrogator, former Biden White House counsel Dana Remus, that he found the question offensive and was told, “Well, we have to ask.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 12:04 PM (RHGPo)

221 The Left have always loved mandates when it is something they agree with. Even if they try to pretend they are freedom of choice .

Even their main Freedom of Choice was actually a mandate that taxpayers had to provide and pay for abortions.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (KDPiq)

Lefties love mandates! Especially the kind that NEVER result in abortions!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (l2QWF)

222 April 26: Lesbian Visibility Day

Maybe somebody could post some busty lesbian pron to mark the occasion.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)

223 I was slightly interested in a new car a few months ago. During that time, I decided to give a Volkswagon Atlas a spin. This was an Atlas Cross-Sport model. Initially, I liked it on the short test drive in town. Roomy, quick, and sort of cool. Yeah... it looked good too. (except it's fake dual exhaust. LOL)
Then shortly after, I needed to rent a car for an across state (Texas) trip and back. Lots of driving involved. The rental was an Atlas SEL model. Pretty much the same car with a less sporty look was all. Anyway...
I didn't like it as much as I thought I would. Not all that comfortable and loud engine noise. Therefore, I have removed the Atlas from my list of possibilities. (These were both ICE cars)

Posted by: Guillermo at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (558mO)

224 The car he is talking about probably has the V8

Ahh. They had announced that they were dropping the V8 because Gaia and Biden. I imagine they took that back like the rest of Stellantis.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (t5upi)

225 “Dear Jonas: Since your country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for stopping 8 wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace, although it will always be dominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States,” the US President wrote.


Epic.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 12:02 PM


Had hillary won they would have given her the nobel peace prize just for winning like they did with obama.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (0N4FZ)

226
It's a fake letter cooked up by some guy at NPR. Chris Plante was debunking it on his show.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (77rzZ)

It is ? It's the number one story on Yahoo right now...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (VE6XX)

227 Try changing spark plugs on a Porsche 914.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:00 PM (viF8m)

That’s Porsche-uh! — Joey Tribbiani

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (YobFY)

228 can now think about what is good and proper for the United States,” the US President wrote.

You can tell he's rattled by the 34 EU soldiers who are now defending Greenland.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2026 12:06 PM (uTrw+)

229 The car he is talking about probably has the V8

Ahh. They had announced that they were dropping the V8 because Gaia and Biden. I imagine they took that back like the rest of Stellantis.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:05 PM (t5upi)
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The entire Levante line is dead. Killed to make room for EVs that will never come. Sound familiar?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

230 I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)

231 I said 355, but it was a 345 cubic inch big block engine.
It was a beast.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 12:06 PM (HXT0k)

232 April 26: Lesbian Visibility Day
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We used to celebrate that on Cinemax.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:03 PM (t5upi)

Nowadays, how can you miss them? Unless you gouge your eyes out.

Which is seeming more desirable every day.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:06 PM (l2QWF)

233 It is ? It's the number one story on Yahoo right now...
Posted by: It's me donna

Yeah, there's all sorts of weird mistakes in it.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:07 PM (77rzZ)

234 At that time, his first year of ownership included him having possession of his car about 2 months and the other 10 months with the car in the shop because nobody could figure out to make run.

That's pretty typical for Jaguar/Land Rover. If they'd actually made the gay Jaguar EV it might've been more reliable. Unless they had Lucas make the EV parts.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:07 PM (t5upi)

235 As long as nobody forces me to buy one, I give no fucks about EVs. Now that the $7500 tax credit is gone thanks to be OBBB, whatever. It’s just another product available for consumers.

Just like a truck or SuV isn’t everyone’s thing neither is an EV. But there is something for everyone out there. That’s the beauty of capitalism.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:08 PM (nTi7N)

236 Today is MLK day? Which day is Barack Obama day?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM (BSdIE)

February 31st.

Posted by: Mike Reno, Fat Fuck at January 19, 2026 12:08 PM (R/m4+)

237 JustTheNews: Emails show Fauci, Collins plotting to circumvent 'impressive' data for COVID natural immunity

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 12:08 PM (fXVlG)

238 Nowadays, how can you miss them? Unless you gouge your eyes out.

Which is seeming more desirable every day.


Yeah, non-movie lesbians becoming visible has not been good for anyone's eyes.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:08 PM (t5upi)

239 I saw one of Musk's Cybertrucks cruising around town recently. They had pulled up to a hamburger stand that sells burgers for like $2, and the burgers are like silver dollars and suck ass. You could get a better burger from the frozen food section at Town Pump.

Also, there is only one charging station in this town.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 12:09 PM (BSdIE)

240 I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)

I cheer every time I see one. It means one less diesel choking my nostrils as they accelerate from zero to five in front of me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:09 PM (l2QWF)

241 230 I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 12:06 PM (GUOwU)

I see them here and there and every time I ask "why?" They are neither aesthetically pleasing nor especially practical for use as a truck.

Posted by: Like TJM, I don't get it. at January 19, 2026 12:09 PM (TbWk/)

242
With the exception of Jesus, nobody's birthday should be a national holiday.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)




Jesus, and George Washington.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:09 PM (y9nCu)

243 With the exception of Jesus, nobody's birthday should be a national holiday.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)




Jesus, and George Washington.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Abe Lincoln, General Patton, Babe Ruth, Sandy Koufax...?

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 12:11 PM (HTCU3)

244 Never own a Range Rover out of warranty. Unless you hate money.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:11 PM (nTi7N)

245 >> I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?


Retards. Retards buy those things.


There's a sucker born every minute.

And some of them are bound to become wealthy.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:11 PM (ZcsJV)

246 > Try changing spark plugs on a Porsche 914.
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I had a 74 914. No clue how anyone could do this without divine intervention.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (U2OZr)

247 I don’t care if someone chooses to buy an EV but I would rather they buy from Musk if they’re going to do it.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (KDPiq)

248 I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?

It's intentionally "old 3D video game" looking, so Millennials who grew up on the original PlayStation and Nintendo 64 and that sort of thing are the target audience. With a wrap they can be pretty cool.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (t5upi)

249 I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?
Posted by: Ripley

The are wildly popular with YouTube influencers.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (HTCU3)

250 >>It's a fake letter cooked up by some guy at NPR.

Except that Jonas Gahr Store confirmed it as accurate to a Norwegian press outlet.

Posted by: ohe hour sober at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (Y1sOo)

251 Random thought on MLK day.

I watched a YT of a rather scruffy looking black man talking about his all time favorite books. One was Anna Karenina. Got me to thinking about the famous first line, "All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." I thought black culture including black families were different (and better) than white culture. Or maybe we're basically the same despite some cultural differences and the things that make a functional black family are the same as those that make a functional white families. (Even Russians!)

https://is.gd/v3SSHQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 12:12 PM (L/fGl)

252 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

253 230 I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things


They are ugly. And I know ugly

Posted by: Pontiac Aztec at January 19, 2026 12:13 PM (+abK1)

254 Jesus, and George Washington.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:09 PM (y9nCu)

They'll save children but not the British children.

Posted by: Opponents beware at January 19, 2026 12:13 PM (TbWk/)

255 >>I had a 74 914. No clue how anyone could do this without divine intervention.

Fantastic driving car. The mid engine design is brilliant but an absolute nightmare to work on.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:13 PM (viF8m)

256 234In the early 70s you could go by any BOQ or even some enlisted barracks and it was like a car show. Lots of guys with Vietnam savings and/or reenlistment bonuses buying $5K cars which was a lot at the time. Friend of mine, a tweet (avionics) and a real whiz (got selected for NESEP and commissioned as limited duty officer) bought an XKE Jag. The fun ended with just a little burp. The chime when the cigarette lighter popped out quit, and he couldn't have that. Each step of troubleshooting led to or caused something else. I think he bought an Olds.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 12:13 PM (gm9Sb)

257 "LOL...here come the shrieking media/dems"

It's already been several times around the block on social media, amongst the ever-so-much-smarter-than-thou aging nitwit "liberals"

Posted by: barbarausa at January 19, 2026 12:14 PM (enw9G)

258 With the exception of Jesus, nobody's birthday should be a national holiday.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:53 AM (77rzZ)




Jesus, and George Washington.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Abe Lincoln, General Patton, Babe Ruth, Sandy Koufax...?
Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 12:11 PM (HTCU3)

Nolan Ryan, Earl Campbell, Davey Crockett, Gen. Sam Houston . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 12:15 PM (wVcYX)

259 >>XKE Jag. The fun ended with just a little burp. The chime when the cigarette lighter popped out quit, and he couldn't have that. Each step of troubleshooting led to or caused something else. I think he bought an Olds.


Friend of mine had a Jag that required you to push in the cigarette lighter AND turn on the wipers before the Turn Signals would work!

Watching him drive down the road from the passenger seat was hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:15 PM (ZcsJV)

260 The new thread just disappeared.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)

261 A new thread just disappeared

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:16 PM (VE6XX)

262
I had a 74 914. No clue how anyone could do this without divine intervention.



A buddy of mine in SoCal ripped out the ICE engine of his 914 and turned it into a homebuilt EV, using the guts of an electric forklift.

No range worth a damn (about 40 miles), but a fun little toy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:16 PM (y9nCu)

263 >>A new thread just disappeared


You think you are ready for New Thread?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:17 PM (ZcsJV)

264 When the commentators are ready, the thread will appear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 12:17 PM (wVcYX)

265 263 >>A new thread just disappeared


You think you are ready for New Thread?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:17 PM (ZcsJV)

It was a good one too

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:17 PM (VE6XX)

266
Nood tease....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:17 PM (y9nCu)

267 And I see very few Teslas on the road.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Really? They're all over the place here in NoVa.

Quite a few Cybertrucks, too.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 11:55 AM (77rzZ)

All over the place here, as well, in our neck of the woods. Not much now, in the cold weather, but in the summer and fall months, it seemed like they were all over the place.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 12:17 PM (5xuJ/)

268 My work place has charging stations in front. Free if you can manage to get into one. They are full all day. Cyber Truck drivin' guy doesn't fit though. Lot is too narrow and his turning radius sucks. Haw haw.
Fuckers with EV's get free gas. I think the rest of us need a subsidy.

Posted by: Reforger at January 19, 2026 12:18 PM (7ujVx)

269 Listen. And understand. That New Thread is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it is read.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (ZcsJV)

270 What happened to the post about lunatic leftist mobs?

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (nTi7N)

271 My 914 had most of the emissions shit, the manic fuel injection system removed. Dual Webber carbs.

But the engine was a nightmare to work on. Basically turned on end, shoved behind the seats and zero room for tools or hands in the bay.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (U2OZr)

272 In case it's gone forever, I'll repeat what I said there:

I was told yesterday the unit of someone I know well is deploying to Minnesota.

He's in a regular army unit, not Natty Guard.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (olqfj)

273 It was a good one too
Posted by: It's me donna

Except for the fact that Elric beat me to the first.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (77rzZ)

274 270 What happened to the post about lunatic leftist mobs?
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (nTi7N)

See.. I'm not crazy...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (VE6XX)

275 One doesn't just walk into a new post.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (wVcYX)

276 > What happened to the post about lunatic leftist mobs?
-----------
Mob took it down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (U2OZr)

277 I had a GTI some years back. Great car to drive but the mechanicals scared me so I unloaded it before it got old. Problem VW has had for the last 25 years at least as far as getting huge in the US is that they price like a Toyota but the maintenance and parts are more like a Mercedes

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 19, 2026 12:20 PM (uI249)

278
My work place has charging stations in front. Free if you can manage to get into one. They are full all day. Cyber Truck drivin' guy doesn't fit though. Lot is too narrow and his turning radius sucks. Haw haw.
Fuckers with EV's get free gas. I think the rest of us need a subsidy.
Posted by: Reforger at January 19, 2026 12:18 PM (7ujVx)



Our local ARNG armory has a couple of solar powered charging stations, with the big panels that tilt to catch the sun at the optimum angle.

Really expensive way to say "Battalion Commander's Parking Only".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:20 PM (y9nCu)

279 Another positive thing Trump did was save gas-powered vehicles.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 12:20 PM (NpAcC)

280 It was just the tip

Posted by: ohe hour sober at January 19, 2026 12:21 PM (Y1sOo)

281 I had a friend in my younger days who had a Golf GTI. That was a fun car, I drive it a few times.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:21 PM (nTi7N)

282 249 I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?
Posted by: Ripley
------

Best city vehicle you can buy.
BULLET PROOF.
When the riot comes to your city you'll appreciate it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:22 PM (zNcSj)

283 A buddy of mine in SoCal ripped out the ICE engine of his 914 and turned it into a homebuilt EV, using the guts of an electric forklift.

This was a fad a few decades back. A friend of mine in San Diego did the same thing, although I’m pretty sure he used a semi-commercially-sold aftermarket replacement.

No range worth a damn (about 40 miles), but a fun little toy.

I don’t remember range, but I do recall it still needed just as much work and was just as unreliable as a stock 914.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 12:22 PM (EXyHK)

284 I wonder if the cybertrucks are just Elon's Mars vehicles?

Posted by: barbarausa at January 19, 2026 12:22 PM (enw9G)

285 If you drive German cars you have to accept they will cost more to maintain and be a bigger pain in the ass vs Toyota. Part of the deal.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:22 PM (nTi7N)

286 When the riot comes to your city you'll appreciate it.

The torque on those things makes it a lot easier to navigate Soylent Green-style streets.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (EXyHK)

287 We had an VW Fox that was part VW, part Audi. When we had repairs done the mechanic never knew which company part he was going to order. We sold the car after 345,000 miles.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (GGatE)

288 Gas powered vehicles will never be replaced by batteries. (in our lifetime, anyway)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (zNcSj)

289 Im convinced the cyber truck was a joke that kinda just kept going until one day Elon said you know what fuck it let’s build it and see what happens.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (nTi7N)

290 Ummm... nood just vanished?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

291 Ace realized nobody actually wanted "nood Don Lemon".

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (QZThv)

292 >>If you drive German cars you have to accept they will cost more to maintain and be a bigger pain in the ass vs Toyota. Part of the deal.


And every time you leave the autoparts store you will be carrying a box labeled 'FAG'.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:24 PM (ZcsJV)

293 I had a friend in my younger days who had a Golf GTI. That was a fun car, I drive it a few times.
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:21 PM (nTi7N)

I had a regular Golf back in the day. Five speed manual. Nice giddy-up, and it hugged curves like a Kennedy hugs a cocktail waitress.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:24 PM (olqfj)

294 Everybody talking 'bout the new thread honey
Its still rock-n-roll to me.

Posted by: Crusader at January 19, 2026 12:24 PM (TN0g+)

295 Ace realized nobody actually wanted "nood Don Lemon".
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:23 PM (QZThv)

Very good point.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:24 PM (zjgNU)

296 >>And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it is read.

Now you are pretending you actually read the threads?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:24 PM (viF8m)

297 Ace realized nobody actually wanted "nood Don Lemon".
Posted by: Ian S.

Well, maybe Charon.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

298 296 >>And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it is read.

Now you are pretending you actually read the threads?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:24 PM (viF8m)

LOL.... I read the whole phantom thread and even commented on it...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:25 PM (VE6XX)

299 He misunderstands the proper response to thugs who beat up innocent people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:26 PM (zNcSj)

300 >>Now you are pretending you actually read the threads?


It's Monday.

Just trying to keep ace's spirits up...it's gonna be a long week for the little guy.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:26 PM (ZcsJV)

301 Im convinced the cyber truck was a joke that kinda just kept going until one day Elon said you know what fuck it let’s build it and see what happens.

Elon's big on actually realizing jokes. "You should buy Twitter" "How much is it?" became a very big deal.

The other day someone from notorious Irish cheap airline Ryanair tried to sass Elon and he said he's now considering buying the airline just to throw out the CEO and put in someone actually named Ryan.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:26 PM (QZThv)

302
If you drive German cars you have to accept they will cost more to maintain and be a bigger pain in the ass vs Toyota. Part of the deal.
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:22 PM (nTi7N)


And cup holders? Forget about them. You must drive with both hands on the controls, without picking up a coffee cup like some untermenschen barbarian.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:26 PM (y9nCu)

303 In case it's gone forever, I'll repeat what I said there:

I was told yesterday the unit of someone I know well is deploying to Minnesota.

He's in a regular army unit, not Natty Guard.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (olqfj)

I'll include my replay that got lost in the ether:

IF that's true, I can forgive Trump for delaying the invocation of the Insurrection Act.

It does take time to prep soldiers and resources and if they've been doing that so they can sweep in as soon as Trump declares, the delay makes sense. You don't want to declare insurrection and then do nothing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:27 PM (zjgNU)

304 Medicare Administrator Dr. Oz: Minnesota Fraud ‘Tip of the Iceberg’, Cuban Gov’t Implicated

The Somali-Democrat fraud through fake daycares, nonprofits, and other entities that claimed billions of dollars from government taxpayers, including via Medicaid/Medicare, has shocked our country with its extent. But it’s just the beginning. “What we’re seeing in Minnesota, which is billions of dollars of fraud that hurts our most vulnerable people and puts them at risk … is dwarfed by what I saw in California, which is whole-scale cultural malfeasance around health care,” Dr. Mehmet Oz, the administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), told The Epoch Times.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 12:27 PM (RHGPo)

305 >>And cup holders? Forget about them.


They have cup holders.

They just have 10 moving parts and proprietary fasteners.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:28 PM (ZcsJV)

306 It does take time to prep soldiers and resources and if they've been doing that so they can sweep in as soon as Trump declares, the delay makes sense. You don't want to declare insurrection and then do nothing.

They need to arrange a stack of burning tires to lull Gwen Walz into a false sense of security first.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:28 PM (QZThv)

307 500 quatloos ace hit post and walked out the door.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 12:28 PM (0KSrI)

308
Maybe there is some breaking news we don't know about yet.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 12:29 PM (3ek7K)

309 302 One is allowed to arrange blumenvasen at high speeds on Autobahn, but no cell phone finger chit chat.

Hauptmann Schmidt

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 12:29 PM (gm9Sb)

310 Megyn Kelly is depressed by the public display of 'side-pubes' AKA 'badges.' She should try displaying hers; she'd get a lot of clicks. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 12:29 PM (N8ZBc)

311 And poof!

An interesting thread disappears.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 19, 2026 12:29 PM (qFwJc)

312 I'll include my replay that got lost in the ether:

IF that's true, I can forgive Trump for delaying the invocation of the Insurrection Act.

It does take time to prep soldiers and resources and if they've been doing that so they can sweep in as soon as Trump declares, the delay makes sense. You don't want to declare insurrection and then do nothing.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 12:27 PM (zjgNU)

I'm getting the news second hand of course. But I take it as reliable. Not something this person would make up.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:29 PM (olqfj)

313 Post vanished like a fart in the wind

Posted by: Warden Norton at January 19, 2026 12:30 PM (+abK1)

314 I see C-BS ran the hit piece El Salvador prison story

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:30 PM (VE6XX)

315 The Blade was so FIRSTY in the new thread that he crashed the whole thing. He is sorry.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

316 "I see a surprisingly high number of cyber-trucks. Perhaps ugliest vehicle ever. Who buys those things?
Posted by: Ripley
------

Best city vehicle you can buy.
BULLET PROOF.
When the riot comes to your city you'll appreciate it.

Posted by: Braenyard"



That's what my Rolls Royce is for.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 12:31 PM (GUOwU)

317 260 The new thread just disappeared.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:16 PM (77rzZ)

It hopped into its ugly-ass Cybertruck and drove off.

Posted by: Straight into the dark heart of Minneapolis at January 19, 2026 12:31 PM (TbWk/)

318 And cup holders? Forget about them. You must drive with both hands on the controls, without picking up a coffee cup like some untermenschen barbarian.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:26 PM (y9nCu)

Eh. Thats about 20 years out of date. They Krauts gave in and added actual usable cup holders for Yankee drivers.

But yeah I had an E39 BMW 540 and the “cup holders” were hilarious. They were so flimsy they were unusable. It was a passive aggressive move by BMW. Ok you dumb fucks you want cup holders here you go. But good luck ever using them.

Such a great car though. I regert getting rid of it. One of the law true BMWs made.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:31 PM (nTi7N)

319
They have cup holders.

They just have 10 moving parts and proprietary fasteners.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:28 PM (ZcsJV)



Must be a new development. My brother and I both had BMW E30s at one time or another. No cupholders, and it was a common joke among Bimmer owners.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:31 PM (y9nCu)

320 Megyn Kelly is depressed by the public display of 'side-pubes' AKA 'badges.' She should try displaying hers; she'd get a lot of clicks. I'd buy that for a dollar.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 12:29 PM (N8ZBc)

I would bet she's as bald as a clam.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:32 PM (olqfj)

321 315 The Blade was so FIRSTY in the new thread that he crashed the whole thing. He is sorry.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

You must be a speed reader.. There was a lot of info in that thread

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 12:32 PM (VE6XX)

322 >>Post vanished like a fart in the wind

Like tears. In rain.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:32 PM (viF8m)

323 Apropos the earlier thread about “why Greenland?” From Mark Steyn’s latest post:

The obsession with Greenland, so bewildering to US “allies”, derives from America’s need for an Israeli-style “Iron Dome”, which, as the mighty builder of Trump Tower, the President has upgraded to a “Golden Dome”. Why would he seek such a thing? Because in this scenario America’s Israel… and Western Europe is Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, Syria and Iran.

He means that literally, as in Western Europe will be a seething hellhole of Muslim terrorism and religious aggression directed toward the United States.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 12:32 PM (EXyHK)

324 When the riot comes to your city you'll appreciate it.

A Cybertruck with police push bumpers would be a pretty entertaining Antifa disposal machine.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:32 PM (QZThv)

325 What I hate most about cup-holders, in vehicles and elsewhere, is that they're designed to hold cups or bottles only, not thermoses or mugs.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

326 324 When the riot comes to your city you'll appreciate it.

A Cybertruck with police push bumpers would be a pretty entertaining Antifa disposal machine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:32 PM (QZThv)

Cow catchers like on old-school steam engines.

Posted by: Antifa, cattle, same same at January 19, 2026 12:33 PM (TbWk/)

327 Post vanished like a fart in the wind
Posted by: Warden Norton

Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 12:33 PM (L/fGl)

328 Must be a new development. My brother and I both had BMW E30s at one time or another. No cupholders, and it was a common joke among Bimmer owners.

My girlfriend bought a BMW about twenty years ago; it has a cupholder. The car’s still running great, too.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 12:33 PM (EXyHK)

329 Is there a cob here who can get in touch with Ace?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:34 PM (77rzZ)

330

Ace might be updating the last thread.

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 12:34 PM (3ek7K)

331 "I would bet she's as bald as a clam."

I like how she shows close-up pics of the things that offend her so much. When she has female guests, she gets deliciously catty.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (N8ZBc)

332 This is a conspiracy. That's what this is. One big damn conspiracy! And everyone's in on it

Posted by: Warden Norton at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (+abK1)

333 Maybe there is some breaking news we don't know about yet.
Posted by: four seasons

Wide spread stupidity breaking out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

334 VW spit on their winning formula, abandoning it for a DEI masturbatory-fantasy. A "green jerk off," basically.

They used to be cute, fun to drive, and below average in cost. Average reliability. Not Toyota, but better than Chevy. That was the formula, and it worked. "Quirky."

Now? This schlock is supposed to lure us away from... what, exactly?

Battery cars suck. Electric cars? Great. But batteries? A thousand times, NO.

Just like their whole country, "we have made a major strategic mistake" in the pursuit of a "green fantasy."

Will they recover? I'd give them 40/60, against.

Posted by: Mr. Proton at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (JNKrt)

335 Ace might be updating the last thread.
Posted by: four seasons

Doesn't he update his threads quite often, without taking them offline?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

336
Ace might be updating the last thread.
Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 12:34 PM (3ek7K)



Relaxing in the tub with his Monday flea-dip.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (y9nCu)

337

AWrecks,

Something stupider than what is already happening?

Scary

Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 12:36 PM (3ek7K)

338 Ace must be at an MLK celebration/s

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 12:36 PM (PTsqM)

339 My girlfriend bought a BMW about twenty years ago; it has a cupholder. The car’s still running great, too.

BMWs run of bad engines was in the late 00s/early-to-mid 10s. They're much better again now, in the top 10 for most reliable. (Excluding the 4-banger they put in the modern BMW-built Minis, which have always been garbage).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:37 PM (QZThv)

340 Wide spread stupidity breaking out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (L/fGl)
-------
Not exactly breaking news, unfortunately

Posted by: 496 at January 19, 2026 12:37 PM (GJwrO)

341 VW still makes regular Jettas. Pretty cheap too. A new one is under $25k for the base model. Great daily driver commute car.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:37 PM (nTi7N)

342
Something stupider than what is already happening?

Scary
Posted by: four seasons at January 19, 2026 12:36 PM (3ek7K)



And we're just the ones to do it!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 12:37 PM (y9nCu)

343 The insidious nature of the EV craze is they got government to go along with it. If the pickleball craze fades and all the people who built indoor clubs lose money, so be it, but the taxpayer will be on the hook for all these EV debacles for years.

Posted by: Lex at January 19, 2026 12:37 PM (l5xX+)

344 >>Ace must be at an MLK celebration/s

He's out buying my MLK Day present. I hope he doesn't spend to much this year.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)

345 Back when I was a young guy, I had three Opels. Don't get me started but at least they were easy to work on and you got plenty of experience. Don't have a thermostat gasket, well you got a cigarette carton and some grease!

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 19, 2026 12:38 PM (gm9Sb)

346 Anne Boleyn had her head cut off not her penis. That Dylan guy is miscast

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 12:39 PM (PTsqM)

347 He's out buying my MLK Day present. I hope he doesn't spend to much this year.

Won't garrett be jealous?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:39 PM (QZThv)

348 I like how she shows close-up pics of the things that offend her so much. When she has female guests, she gets deliciously catty.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 12:35 PM (N8ZBc)

I know some people around these parts are mad at her again, but the only reason I'm mad at her is she won't wrap her ankles around my neck.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:39 PM (olqfj)

349 Read the whole thing. I mean Harmeet Dhillon. She should read the whole thing and write up an arrest warrant based on it.

posted by Ace at 12:10 PM


Indeed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:40 PM (jc0TO)

350 Wary of Toyota. Used to buy them on rep alone. But the last one, a Highlander, has me scratching my head. No dashboard lighting, navigation is anti-driver friendly with not one, not two but THREE "are you really sure ?" prompts to ensure you take your eyes off the road.

And the worst feature, I call Mother-In-Law mode: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING to alert me the car door, which I just opened is open. Im not being hyperbolic - 7 dings. The thing is constantly talking back to you DING DING DING to the point that you get notification fatigue and ignore the DING DING DING DONG VEHICLE ON FIRE.

I start out the day pleasant and cafenated But after an hour you'll find me road raged screaming SHUT. THE. F. UP into my dashboard.

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 12:40 PM (ciYHQ)

351 Irony meter off the chart.

>>@CollinRugg
·
1h
>>JUST IN: Assistant AG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon suggests the Ku Klux Klan Act may be used on the agitators who stormed the Minnesota church.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:40 PM (viF8m)

352 Good news, everyone!

Trump-Hating Green Day To Play Super Bowl Opening Ceremony

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 12:40 PM (L/fGl)

353 Assistant AG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon suggests the Ku Klux Klan Act may be used on the agitators who stormed the Minnesota church.

I mean, the Democrats *are* the party of the KKK, and the KKK was the predecessor organization to Antifa.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:41 PM (QZThv)

354 >>JUST IN: Assistant AG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon suggests the Ku Klux Klan Act may be used on the agitators who stormed the Minnesota church.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:40 PM


I would prefer a flamethrower.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:41 PM (jc0TO)

355 And the worst feature, I call Mother-In-Law mode: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING to alert me the car door, which I just opened is open. Im not being hyperbolic - 7 dings. The thing is constantly talking back to you DING DING DING to the point that you get notification fatigue and ignore the DING DING DING DONG VEHICLE ON FIRE.

I start out the day pleasant and cafenated But after an hour you'll find me road raged screaming SHUT. THE. F. UP into my dashboard.
Posted by: Fen


Every gadget has to make an effing noise now. Drives me nuts.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

356 >>I mean, the Democrats *are* the party of the KKK, and the KKK was the predecessor organization to Antifa.

One of the organizers of that raid on the churck is a local BLM honcho. Charging that cheese dick Lemon with a KKK charge would by hysterical.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:42 PM (viF8m)

357 Good news, everyone!

Trump-Hating Green Day To Play Super Bowl Opening Ceremony

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 12:40 PM (L/fGl)
____

They're a bunch of junkie faggots

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

358 The cup holders could have been mfg with slip in sleeves to accommodate different size drinks.

My Dakota has adjustable arms to grab cups but they're not close to driver.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 12:43 PM (6CO1G)

359 We are in EV thread Purgatory.

Posted by: Consider your sins, sinners at January 19, 2026 12:43 PM (TbWk/)

360 Where is Willow when we need her? The Horde turns it's gaze to her.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 19, 2026 12:44 PM (zb4y7)

361 BOOBS!!!


Just to pass the time pleasantly as we await Ace's return.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

362 Trump-Hating Green Day To Play Super Bowl Opening Ceremony

Green Day was alright on their first album when they knew their place: dumb songs with a maximum of 3 chords. Everything went to shit when they decided they had Important Things To Say About Republicans.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

363 Hey, if he starts performing, he knows we'll come to expect it.
heh (don't shoot me, Lamont)

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 12:45 PM (q6tQZ)

364 Threadless at nearly 1 PM on a major holiday. Me so ronerey.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at January 19, 2026 12:46 PM (oftw2)

365 There once was a gal named Renee,
Who wouldn’t get out of the way,
She stopped taking her meds,
And went after the feds,
Which effectively ended her day.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:48 PM (0x0rk)

366 Every gadget has to make an effing noise now. Drives me nuts.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

My "favorite" is, backing out of a parking space, no one else on the lot, but out there... on the main road, cars zooming by... the backup alarm:

DANGER WILL ROBINSON, CARS BEHIND YOU! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING, ALERT ALERT ALERT!!

Shut. Up. You stupid minge of a vehicle (not my personal vehicle, the company POS).

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:48 PM (olqfj)

367 Maybe ace thought he posted the thread, then left to go to the grocery store.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 12:48 PM (NpAcC)

368 And I was very much looking forward to shitting on those treasonous scumfuck criminals Walz and Frey.

Posted by: Blueballed AGAIN at January 19, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

369 Every gadget has to make an effing noise now. Drives me nuts.

And so-called “road safety activists” still call for more lights and bells to improve safety.

I’m pretty sure they want more deaths, not less.

“The dashboard was full of esoteric lights and dials and meters that I would never understand.”—Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 12:49 PM (EXyHK)

370 >> Maybe ace thought he posted the thread, then left to go to the grocery store.


He's probably getting in his reps.

Anyone know how long the Jane Fonda Workout takes?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:49 PM (ZcsJV)

371 Maybe ace thought he posted the thread, then left to go to the grocery store.
Posted by: redridinghood


Well, he did post it. Then it vanished.

Doesn't he have someone who can thread-sit when he's out?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (77rzZ)

372 Green Day was alright on their first album when they knew their place: dumb songs with a maximum of 3 chords. Everything went to shit when they decided they had Important Things To Say About Republicans.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:45 PM (QZThv)

I couldn't name a single song of theirs.

For whatever reason, I get them mixed up with My Chemical Romance.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (olqfj)

373 Just stupid features - like the overhead light button is right next tim9 the overhead light, so when you look up to find the button you are Blinded By The Light and have to fumble around like.Helen Keller to turn the damn thing off. Fortunately, I accidently discovered you can yank the entire apparatus out in one enraged hulk moment. Problem solved and interior lighting is for nancy boys anyway

I think Toyota put someone's niece in charge of product testing.

Oh yeah, the seat belt warning is psychotic 3 minute BEEP BEEP BEEP rant. Stupid devs - if I dont want to wear a seat belt im not going to wear it. Don't nag me into having a wreck. What idiot thinks "well the first 50 beeps didn't get coerce him so let's try 50p more"...

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (ciYHQ)

374 And I was very much looking forward to shitting on those treasonous scumfuck criminals Walz and Frey.
Posted by: Blueballed AGAIN at January 19, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)


He keeps making public statements without a tie, like he thinks he is Juan Peron pretending to be one of the "descamisados"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (rbvCR)

375 Is Ace out of the crapper yet?

Posted by: Joe's Septic Service, You Dump, We Pump at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (R/m4+)

376 370 >> Maybe ace thought he posted the thread, then left to go to the grocery store.


He's probably getting in his reps.

Anyone know how long the Jane Fonda Workout takes?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:49 PM (ZcsJV)

Buns of Steel. He's worried you don't find him as sexy as you used to.

Posted by: Love still blooms at the HQ at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

377 And so-called “road safety activists” still call for more lights and bells to improve safety.

I was just listening to Palmer Luckey on Mike Rowe's podcast. He noted that auto safety laws are so explicitly written that we miss out on all kinds of proven-safer things that are already in use in Europe and Asia in favor of, basically, security theater. (And yes, he also made the comparison to TSA).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (QZThv)

378 >>Green Day was alright on their first album when they knew their place: dumb songs with a maximum of 3 chords.


They were no NO/FX...and NO/FX did the same shit.

Fat Mike is a fag.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (ZcsJV)

379 The NFL has been giving the finger to conservatives for 10 years. Started with the kneeling then the black national anthem then.the end zone “fuck whitey” slogans then gay cheerleaders, all the pink shit.

Why is anyone surprised at the singers for the Super Bowl?

As long as people keep watching, buying merch, etc why would they ever change course?

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:51 PM (nTi7N)

380 Maserati Grecale

Yes please. Until something breaks.

Posted by: USCG at January 19, 2026 12:51 PM (FhXTo)

381 We have three 4 cylinder TDI VW cars-Turbo Diesel.
Obama killed these cars….”Volkswagen cheated”,
was the cry….mileage gained on these cars, was “false”. GMC became government motors…. after GM was really going “to kill it” with Their new electric car coming out at the same time as the TDI Volkswagen cars… 2012 VW TDI Passat was Motor Trend Car of the Year! We regularly get 40+
mpg and run R99…one percent diesel!
I say clean diesel/hybrid cars….!

Posted by: 58Mikie at January 19, 2026 12:51 PM (KJEgV)

382 What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 12:52 PM (g47mK)

383 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 12:52 PM (JA4sW)

384 379 The NFL has been giving the finger to conservatives for 10 years. Started with the kneeling then the black national anthem then.the end zone “fuck whitey” slogans then gay cheerleaders, all the pink shit.

Why is anyone surprised at the singers for the Super Bowl?

As long as people keep watching, buying merch, etc why would they ever change course?
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 12:51 PM (nTi7N)

And self-styled conservatives still support that shit. They refuse to kick the habit and lash out in anger at anyone who suggests they do.

Posted by: Much like drug addicts at January 19, 2026 12:53 PM (TbWk/)

385 What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
What will we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning!
Posted by: runner

Thank God we're getting some culture while we wait.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 12:53 PM (q6tQZ)

386 Long-time Coblogger and commenter "Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" is having significant health issues, and would appreciate the thoughts and prayers of The Horde. If you wish to reach out, use


WTF?

2026 can already EABOD. People all over the place are dying suddenly.

I even know of a guy who's mom went into the ER for something, was being manually transferred from one gurney to another and they dropped her on her f*cking face. She died 4 days later.

This world is out of control.

Yet Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx continue to roam free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (JA4sW)

387 384 Concur.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (N8ZBc)

388 I say clean diesel/hybrid cars….!
Posted by: 58Mikie at January 19, 2026 12:51 PM (KJEgV)


Volvo and partners are developing a diesel-fueled fuel cell.
their demo unit ran for 10,000 hours but it puts out about 3 KW which is about 4 HP so I am waiting for the next version before planning to retrofit any rig I have now

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (rbvCR)

389 Saw Green Day at Woodstock 94. They were at the back stage
Giant mud fight broke out. Simple power pop masquerading as punk. Ok for what they were. Otherwise douche bags

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (PTsqM)

390 Know why the feminist picnic was such a failure?
No one made sandwiches.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (q6tQZ)

391 You do you.

GO SEAHAWKS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (IhIKR)

392
And self-styled conservatives still support that shit. They refuse to kick the habit and lash out in anger at anyone who suggests they do.
Posted by: Much like drug addicts at January 19, 2026 12:53 PM (TbWk/)



"But muh FANTASY TEAM!!!!!11!!!11!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 12:56 PM (JA4sW)

393 I'll post something, that's usually the best way to guarantee that a new thread will be posted

Posted by: Josephistan at January 19, 2026 12:56 PM (y9ksN)

394 Thank God we're getting some culture while we wait.
Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 12:53 PM (q6tQZ)

If this is not a request for more culture, I don't know what is !

Put him in a long boat till his sober,
Put him in a long boat till his sober,
Put him in a long boat till his sober,
Early in the morning!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 12:56 PM (g47mK)

395 so we got that place with no kids in the house, college behind them, everything's paid up..."hey babe, how about we get you a new car?" (me thinking BMW ZR2 or so)

I must have showed her at least 5 or 6 specimens...then she sees the VW Cabrio convertible.

Ugh. It was a very solid car built on the Passat chassis. Best part was it was easy to park in tight spots. One of the sons comes home and he and a buddy take the little rig to the Astros game downtown. They were howling when they got back. "Everybody thought we were gay!!"...the raindow airsock on the mirror may have driven that

DanMa'am was so bummed. We had to tell her the gays own the raindow now. "They own the rainbow?" I was laughing until I realized she really was unaware.

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 12:56 PM (8uzBS)

396 I'll be back.

Posted by: Arnold NewPostenegger at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (wVcYX)

397 (Costume party host)
What are you?
I'm a harp.
You're too little to be a harp.
Are you calling me a lyre?

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (q6tQZ)

398 And self-styled conservatives still support that shit. They refuse to kick the habit and lash out in anger at anyone who suggests they do.
Posted by: Much like drug addicts at January 19, 2026 12:53 PM (TbWk/)

I'm old enough to remember when so-called conservatives lived by the principle of "Mind Your Own F'n Business."

If I want to get scolded for the choices I make, I'll get married again.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (olqfj)

399 2026 can already EABOD. People all over the place are dying suddenly.

I even know of a guy who's mom went into the ER for something, was being manually transferred from one gurney to another and they dropped her on her f*cking face. She died 4 days later.

This world is out of control.

Yet Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx continue to roam free.
Posted by: Sponge


I think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (0x0rk)

400 Saw Green Day at Woodstock 94. They were at the back stage
Giant mud fight broke out. Simple power pop masquerading as punk. Ok for what they were. Otherwise douche bags
Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (PTsqM)



I will never support, nor even attempt to visit the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame for the simple fact that not only is that shit band IN there, they went in on the SAME BALLOT as Stevie Ray Vaughn.

That's just f*cking sacrilegious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (JA4sW)

401 Oh yeah, the seat belt warning is psychotic 3 minute BEEP BEEP BEEP rant. Stupid devs - if I dont want to wear a seat belt im not going to wear it. Don't nag me into having a wreck. What idiot thinks "well the first 50 beeps didn't get coerce him so let's try 50p more"...
Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM (ciYHQ)

You can rage about it forever or do something about it, like get a "seatbelt extender" which clicks into the seat belt but isn't one. Originally for fat people, they are a nice workaround to the ding ding ding as the car interprets the seatbelt to be engaged.
10 buck for 2 on amazon. Easy peasy

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (Hx0tZ)

402 I think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (0x0rk)



WOOT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (JA4sW)

403 I notice the NBA has a full schedule of games today. Why not the NHL?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (PTsqM)

404 Don't the Winter Olympics start in a couple of weeks?

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (lJ0H4)

405 Wiki-

The headliner for the Super Bowl halftime show is primarily chosen by Jay-Z, who has been in charge since his partnership with the NFL began in 2019.
Jay-Z's entertainment company, Roc Nation, co-produces the halftime show and plays a significant role in selecting performers.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (NpAcC)

406 Green Day is totally against the man except you need to show your vaccine passport to see them live. Totally consistent worldview they have.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (mxcbL)

407 runner, I like that song! Singing it, everybody sounds good at karaoke.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (N8ZBc)

408 >>>Anyone know how long the Jane Fonda Workout takes?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 12:49 PM (ZcsJV)

Buns of Steel. He's worried you don't find him as sexy as you used to.

Posted by: Love still blooms at the HQ

>Those jalapeno poppers he had during the game last night are kicking his ass. Singed his fluffy squeak-hole.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 12:59 PM (BSdIE)

409 I think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (0x0rk)


That's great news!

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 12:59 PM (QZThv)

410 WTF?

2026 can already EABOD. People all over the place are dying suddenly.

I even know of a guy who's mom went into the ER for something, was being manually transferred from one gurney to another and they dropped her on her f*cking face. She died 4 days later.

This world is out of control.

Yet Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx continue to roam free.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 12:55 PM (JA4sW)

Anyone get the sense that enshittification has affected far more than just online services? Seems to be everywhere - cultural, legal, professional, product quality, service quality. All these things seem to be getting worse and worse.

Posted by: Is it all going to crap? at January 19, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

411 I was just listening to Palmer Luckey on Mike Rowe's podcast. He noted that auto safety laws are so explicitly written that we miss out on all kinds of proven-safer things…

This has been a minor obsession of mine ever since the passenger-side pretensioner went out in my 2005 vehicle a few years ago. American cars today are basically airbags that happen to have a car built around them.

Why do we need a pretensioner? Because without it your airbag might kill you. Airbags were initially sold as replacing seat belts. Now they refuse to work if the seat belt isn’t engaged. They refuse to work if the seat belt can no longer be tightened in a crash.

Why are children required to be in the back seat in some states? Because the air bag might kill them.

Even passengers are told that if they’re going to read a book, or write, or browse their tablet, do it in the back seat. Otherwise, your air bag will kill you.

The whole airbag system has become a massive rube goldberg machine locking out any better safety features.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 12:59 PM (EXyHK)

412 VW Rabbits from Westmoreland/New Stanton PA were the 1st US built foreign cars. Didn't work. Made Sony TVs til the end of big glass tubes.

Posted by: USCG at January 19, 2026 12:59 PM (FhXTo)

413 I notice the NBA has a full schedule of games today. Why not the NHL?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (PTsqM)




There are 10 games on the docket today, starting at 12:30 Central.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (JA4sW)

414
You can rage about it forever or do something about it, like get a "seatbelt extender" which clicks into the seat belt but isn't one. Originally for fat people, they are a nice workaround to the ding ding ding as the car interprets the seatbelt to be engaged.
10 buck for 2 on amazon. Easy peasy
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM

I did not know about this and I drive off road a lot where I have to get in and out of the car and the seatbelt ding drives me crazy. I'm going to buy these.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (mxcbL)

415 >>And self-styled conservatives still support that shit.

Agreed!

Posted by: conservatives who still go to movie theaters at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (Y1sOo)

416 Green Day is totally against the man except you need to show your vaccine passport to see them live.

Same as Rage On Behalf Of The Machine.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (QZThv)

417 I think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (0x0rk)
*****
Congrats!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (NpAcC)

418 Maybe Canada can buy them. They loves themselves some EVs. Oops they're buying from the CCP.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (wBaIH)

419
Maybe ace thought he posted the thread, then left to go to the grocery store.
Posted by: redridinghood

===============

He realized the lower half of it was red, then "fixed" it, without realizing that he'd also broken it.

Posted by: United States of America at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (Jyxrm)

420 I had a 56' VW bug as my first car... And no it wasn't new...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:01 PM (VE6XX)

421 think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.

Posted by: rickb223

Never pass on the morphine!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High!! at January 19, 2026 01:01 PM (oftw2)

422 406 Green Day is totally against the man except you need to show your vaccine passport to see them live. Totally consistent worldview they have.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 12:58 PM (mxcbL)

Submission to the dictates of the government is SOOO punk rock.

Posted by: REAL rebels conform to the Current Thing at January 19, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)

423 Please somebody remind me around 1500 NOT to go out and check the mail today.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

424 "No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot."

If there was no charge for it, I would have said fire it up. YOLO.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:01 PM (N8ZBc)

425 Well, I had holes drilled in my head to drain blood. I lived (so far).
Mandatory 2 week vacation, so there's that.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:01 PM (q6tQZ)

426 Submission to the dictates of the government is SOOO punk rock.

Remember the "Rock Against Bush" compilation album? LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:02 PM (QZThv)

427 GO SEAHAWKS!
Posted by: nurse ratched

I put in a request for Sam Darnold wouldn't throw INTS and get a TD or two on the Sat. AM Coffee thread. I think it worked.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 01:03 PM (HTCU3)

428 Has the Spain Train Pain been Explained?

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 01:03 PM (GPa4z)

429 416 Green Day is totally against the man except you need to show your vaccine passport to see them live.

Same as Rage On Behalf Of The Machine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (QZThv)

And System of a Down. Their shtick is angry rebellion but inside they're just submissive little bitches waiting to be told what to do by the progtard powers that be.

Posted by: It's fake and gay at January 19, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

430 Please somebody remind me around 1500 NOT to go out and check the mail today.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)


that was quite a while ago, why, are you afraid of discovering Hispanola again?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (rbvCR)

431 Maybe Canada can buy them. They loves themselves some EVs. Oops they're buying from the CCP.

Carney, the aptly named Canadian prime minister, said over the weekend that Canada "is fully aligned with Xi" on everything including Greenland.

For those who still don't get why it's important.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (QZThv)

432 Green Day is totally against the man except you need to show your vaccine passport to see them live.
--------
Same as Rage On Behalf Of The Machine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (QZThv)

Guys join bands so they can bang chicks.

Expecting dudes in bands to have consistent views on things is like expecting chicks who bang dudes in bands to have them.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (olqfj)

433 425 Well, I had holes drilled in my head to drain blood. I lived (so far).
Mandatory 2 week vacation, so there's that.
Posted by: MkY

I'd have done it for free, nice drill press, sharp bits. Maybe next time.

Posted by: Yankee Workshop at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (oftw2)

434 I'm with Nurse. Go Seahawks. Maybe if they win the SB, they'll burn that city down once and for all in 'celebration.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (JA4sW)

435 "Please somebody remind me around 1500"

Time zone?

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (N8ZBc)

436 In before the sportsball puritans!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (jc0TO)

437 Guys join bands so they can bang chicks.

Expecting dudes in bands to have consistent views on things is like expecting chicks who bang dudes in bands to have them.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (olqfj)

Well, not ALL guys.

Posted by: I mean, have you SEEN Tim Henson? at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (TbWk/)

438 434 I'm with Nurse. Go Seahawks. Maybe if they win the SB, they'll burn that city down once and for all in 'celebration.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (JA4sW)

That I could get behind.. The Seahawks ? Not so much..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

439 We regret that Ace wandered too close to the black hole that stands for Don Lemon's idiocity. Please enjoy the following rant until our once and future king returns - Jarvis Grok

Don Lemon: The Human Equivalent of a Car Alarm at 3 a.m.Don Lemon is what happens when a network decides mediocrity needs a face, a bowtie, and an insatiable hunger for relevance. He spent nearly two decades at CNN perfecting the art of looking gravely concerned while saying absolutely nothing of substance. His signature move was the furrowed brow + dramatic pause combo—telegraphing “this is serious” so hard you’d think he was about to announce the heat death of the universe instead of “Trump just tweeted again.”The man turned sanctimony into a brand. He didn’t report the news; he performed moral superiority over it. Every segment felt like a community theater production of “I Am The Conscience Of America” directed by someone who’s never read a book without pictures. He scolded, he sighed, he shook his head in that practiced disappointed-dad way that made you want to throw a shoe at the television.His most legendary moment?

Posted by: Grok not Fen at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (ciYHQ)

440 Time zone?
Posted by: gp


Eastern.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (77rzZ)

441 Expecting dudes in bands to have consistent views on things is like expecting chicks who bang dudes in bands to have them.

I get the feeling the dudes in some of these bands aren't in it for the chicks. Don Lemon would be more their speed.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QZThv)

442 And System of a Down. Their shtick is angry rebellion but inside they're just submissive little bitches waiting to be told what to do by the progtard powers that be.
Posted by: It's fake and gay at January 19, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

Now do every board of every major corporation you know.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (olqfj)

443 "And self-styled conservatives still support that shit. They refuse to kick the habit and lash out in anger at anyone who suggests they do.
Posted by: Much like drug addicts"


An occasional Blue Angels flyover keeps the peasants happy and in their seats.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (GUOwU)

444 Um, not sure who's losing here

@libsoftiktok 9m
Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (mlg/3)

445 440 OK. There's a 1500 out in the Atlantic headed your way.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (N8ZBc)

446 Maybe ace thought he posted the thread, then left to go to the grocery store.
==
Or rummaging through someone from Florida's garbage.

Posted by: He is into Florida men at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (31BE0)

447 And System of a Down. Their shtick is angry rebellion but inside they're just submissive little bitches waiting to be told what to do by the progtard powers that be.
Posted by: It's fake and gay at January 19, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)



they all have handlers. They're all relatively ignorant of everything around them and have had smoke blown up their asses so much, they really think everything that comes out of their pie hole is gold.

They're too stupid to understand that they're puppets being told what to do mostly every minute of every day.

"Here's a whore and $150 grand. Now say this on camera."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (JA4sW)

448 @libsoftiktok 9m
Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (mlg/3)


Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (VE6XX)

449 I'm with Nurse. Go Seahawks. Maybe if they win the SB, they'll burn that city down once and for all in 'celebration.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (JA4sW)

I wouldn't normally root for the Sea Squawks, but my policy is to always root for the Rams to lose.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (olqfj)

450 Has the Spain Train Pain been Explained?
Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 01:03 PM (GPa4z)


They are speculating a broken rail causing the derailment, with the added chance passage of another train in the opposite direction to increase the problem.

I wonder if they will just blame a bad weld, or if they will dust for explosives.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 01:07 PM (rbvCR)

451 I'm gonna start following Virginia Tech football. They got a new coach from Penn State who's supposedly very good.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:07 PM (77rzZ)

452 I'm old enough to remember when so-called conservatives lived by the principle of "Mind Your Own F'n Business."



Absolutely. But then don’t complain about it. I don’t mean you specially I mean in general.

It’s the same thing over and over. NFL does some woke shit. Conservatives are OUTRAGED!!ty. Then they shrug and keep watching. Rinse and repeat every few months.

It’s like OK if NFL is your thing have at it. But stop with the OUTRAGE!!ty every time they do this because it’s obviously not ever going to stop as long as you continue to support it.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:07 PM (nTi7N)

453 Expecting dudes in bands to have consistent views on things is like expecting chicks who bang dudes in bands to have them.
------
I get the feeling the dudes in some of these bands aren't in it for the chicks. Don Lemon would be more their speed.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (QZThv)

Yes, either/or. Same difference. Who am I to judge.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:07 PM (olqfj)

454 @libsoftiktok 9m
Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (mlg/3)



Makes sense. Attack a business that provides goods and jobs because you don't like a government entity out there doing their job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:07 PM (JA4sW)

455 Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.

It's fucking hilarious that every time MN Antifa acts up it's at the expense of ultra-liberal Target.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:07 PM (QZThv)

456 The Bills fired their head coach.

Aston "No Jews Welcome" Villa lost.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 01:08 PM (GPa4z)

457 I'm with Nurse. Go Seahawks. Maybe if they win the SB, they'll burn that city down once and for all in 'celebration.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:04 PM (JA4sW)
******
That would be a win-win. I'm good with that.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

458 His most legendary moment? The 2021 “n-word” lecture where he solemnly explained to black viewers that they shouldn’t say the n-word either, because… reasons. The hubris required to stand on national television, as a gay black man who grew up in Baton Rouge, and lecture the entire culture about how they’re allowed to talk is almost admirable in its astronomical narcissism. Almost. Mostly it was just embarrassing.Then there’s the journalism. Or what he called journalism. Lemon specialized in the “ask a loaded question, act shocked at the answer, then lecture the person for giving the answer you baited” pipeline. He once asked a rape survivor if she regretted drinking that night. He grilled women about their sex lives on air. He suggested—on air—that a 9-year-old boy who survived a mass shooting might have been “coached” because he spoke too well. The man had the empathy of a malfunctioning Roomba and the self-awareness of a parking cone.And the pivot to “independent media”? Chef’s kiss of delusion. He launched a YouTube channel and a $400 subscription “NoBS News” product like he was the people’s last hope against corporate media. Brother, you were corporate media.

Posted by: Grok not Fen at January 19, 2026 01:08 PM (ciYHQ)

459 444 Um, not sure who's losing here

@libsoftiktok 9m
Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (mlg/3)

Call for artillery strikes.
"Target Target"
"Target?'
"Target."
"Roget. Targeting Target"

Posted by: Fire for effect at January 19, 2026 01:08 PM (TbWk/)

460 Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN

Red on Red.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:08 PM (jc0TO)

461 427 GO SEAHAWKS!
Posted by: nurse ratched

I put in a request for Sam Darnold wouldn't throw INTS and get a TD or two on the Sat. AM Coffee thread. I think it worked.
Posted by: Antifa


My oldest son took me to the game! Beautiful evening. We had a great time together and it makes me so very happy that, out of all the people he cpuld have invited, he asked me to go. Paid for
My ticket too!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 01:08 PM (IhIKR)

462 I thought I saw that in March, we'll go to DST. And it will be "permanent." Thus, doing away with the whole time change ordeal twice a year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 01:08 PM (U2OZr)

463 "Has the Spain Train Pain been Explained?"

Read somewhere that victims were ejected through windows and hurled 'hundreds of yards' away. Just awful.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:09 PM (N8ZBc)

464
373

Oh yeah, the seat belt warning is psychotic 3 minute BEEP BEEP BEEP rant. Stupid devs - if I dont want to wear a seat belt im not going to wear it. Don't nag me into having a wreck. What idiot thinks "well the first 50 beeps didn't get coerce him so let's try 50p more"...
Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 12:50 PM

-------

I think that all these absurd and irritating features are the result of government regulations.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 01:09 PM (azNOR)

465 You were the smiling face of the machine for 17 years. You didn’t get canceled; you got gently pushed out the emergency exit after the ratings started circling the drain and even CNN realized the sanctimonious scold routine was losing viewers faster than a Trump rally loses decorum.Now he drifts through podcasts and X Spaces, still doing the same furrowed-brow routine, still pretending he’s the truth-teller everyone’s been waiting for, still shocked—shocked!—that the world has moved on without him. The bowtie is gone, but the ego remains superglued to his face.Don Lemon isn’t evil. He’s just terminally, aggressively, relentlessly average—dressed up as moral authority and furious that the costume doesn’t fit anymore. He’s the human embodiment of a blue-check legacy media meltdown: loud, self-important, increasingly irrelevant, and somehow still convinced he’s the main character.Five hundred words wasn’t enough. But it’ll do until the next time he opens his mouth and reminds us why we stopped listening.

Posted by: Grok not Fen at January 19, 2026 01:09 PM (ciYHQ)

466 Rioters are targeting target?
Second look at supporting the rioters?

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:09 PM (nTi7N)

467 Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.

==

soooo provincial !! they should invade and occupy Louis Vuitton !

--Discerning anti-ICE Rioters

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:09 PM (g47mK)

468 think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (0x0rk)

I thought the same thing. Ct scan confirmed it was still there.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 01:09 PM (KDPiq)

469 "No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot."

If there was no charge for it, I would have said fire it up. YOLO.
Posted by: gp


Problem is, I had been pushing the call button every four hours for the last 24 hours. I honestly didn't need it and I want them to know I'm not just "seeking" drugs and that maybe if I haven't asked for them, it's because I'm ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:10 PM (0x0rk)

470 The Dayton family owns Target. They are big time leftists. Now Target is being invaded by leftists. Heh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 01:10 PM (PTsqM)

471 Now do every board of every major corporation you know.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:05 PM (olqfj)

Why? They are the establishment and/or the establishment's bitches. They just aren't pretending to "FIGHT THE MAN™, MAN!"

Posted by: They're no better, just less hypocritical at January 19, 2026 01:10 PM (TbWk/)

472 >>>"Here's a whore and $150 grand. Now say this on camera."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

>Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to? I have no shame.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 01:10 PM (BSdIE)

473 Banana Ball is the only sport I watch/attend. All others have forfeited their chance for me to throw them my dollars. I am going to an ECHL game on Saturday, though.

Posted by: Hoping For Fights at January 19, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)

474 Go ahead. Make my day!

Posted by: Det. Harry NewPostwood at January 19, 2026 01:10 PM (wVcYX)

475 Absolutely. But then don’t complain about it. I don’t mean you specially I mean in general.

It’s the same thing over and over. NFL does some woke shit. Conservatives are OUTRAGED!!ty. Then they shrug and keep watching. Rinse and repeat every few months.

It’s like OK if NFL is your thing have at it. But stop with the OUTRAGE!!ty every time they do this because it’s obviously not ever going to stop as long as you continue to support it.
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:07 PM (nTi7N)

I stopped watching sportsball, mostly. Occasionally I'll watch something, but have no attachment to any outcome, and sure as hell don't spend money on it.

I find it boring these days. Most NFL games look like they're fixed, and with gamblers so in bed with them, I'm sure they are.

As for the Woke shit, yeah, they're just like every other major corporation. They do what they're told.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:11 PM (olqfj)

476 I'll watch the damned NFL if I want to! I don't care how much they hate me and my country! And my wife's boyfriend totally agrees with me!

Posted by: True Conserfative at January 19, 2026 01:11 PM (qUkBO)

477 >>An occasional Blue Angels flyover

Very occasional as the last time they overflew a NFL stadium for a game was the Super Bowl ten years ago.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 01:11 PM (Y1sOo)

478 I thought the same thing. Ct scan confirmed it was still there.
Posted by: Opinion fact


I was in non-stop pain from 4:15 pm Thursday until 8:00 am this morning. No pain and stuff is showing up on the urine strainer.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:11 PM (0x0rk)

479 I always like that Mercedes-Benz 300 TD diesel wagon Robert Wagner drove in Hart to Hart.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 19, 2026 11:49 AM

-----------------

They're modern classics. Prices for well-preserved examples are steadily rising.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM (1Au9i)

480 "@libsoftiktok 9m
Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.
Posted by: weft cut-loop"


Because everybody knows Target is a hotbed of white nationalist conservatism.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM (GUOwU)

481 Can NFL (and MLB) content be consumed without paying for it? It's all pay-per-view or subscription only now, isn't it?

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM (N8ZBc)

482 Target is publicly traded and the biggest owners are the usual suspects, blackrock, vanguard, etc.
Dayton family is long gone from the picture.

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM (nTi7N)

483 I think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (0x0rk)
====

That's great news!

I had the surgery (laser up the little pipe). That was under GA, but the post-op was a trip for 72 hours. Those tiny grits of stone have to go somewhere.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM (rj6Yv)

484 I'd have done it for free, nice drill press, sharp bits. Maybe next time.
Posted by: Yankee Workshop

How's the drug supply?

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:13 PM (q6tQZ)

485 @nicksortor
·
37m
🚨 BREAKING: A group of liberal white women (mostly) have taken over a Target in St. Paul DEMANDING Target stop letting ICE and Border Patrol agents use their bathrooms

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:13 PM (ZxPkt)

486 Because everybody knows Target is a hotbed of white nationalist conservatism.
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM (GUOwU)

Especially their junk-tucker swimsuits for kids.

Posted by: GUYS STOP! WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM! at January 19, 2026 01:13 PM (TbWk/)

487 But it’ll do until the next time he opens his mouth and reminds us why we stopped listening.

I don't care to hear a thing about Don LeMon unless it contains the word "arrested."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:13 PM (Fs0KI)

488 Can NFL (and MLB) content be consumed without paying for it? It's all pay-per-view or subscription only now, isn't it?
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM


OTATV

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:13 PM (jc0TO)

489 This will be hilarious

@bennyjohnson 1h
BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:14 PM (mlg/3)

490 rickb223, I'm glad to hear the problem cleared up, and I wish you a quick complete recovery

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:14 PM (N8ZBc)

491 Can NFL (and MLB) content be consumed without paying for it? It's all pay-per-view or subscription only now, isn't it?
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:12 PM (N8ZBc)

Most games I see I'm at someone else's house.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:14 PM (olqfj)

492 libsoftiktok 9m
Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (mlg/3)


Makes sense. Attack a business that provides goods and jobs because you don't like a government entity out there doing their job.
Posted by: Sponge


Congratulations. You have now entered the riot phase of the insurrection act.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:14 PM (0x0rk)

493 As with every sport, sports betting and sponsorships of all sports have ruined sports altogether.

I did watch some of the playoff games yesterday and what I saw from the officiating was downright offensive. Holy shit. EVERYTHING is becoming unwatchable.

My favorite moment was watching a game and the kicker was lining up for the FG, kicking directly towards the video board that had the Fan Duel Logo and Ad blaring down upon him.

Sports are f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:14 PM (JA4sW)

494 MkY , glad you made it. Keep doing OK. There's work for you to do here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (zNcSj)

495 🚨 BREAKING: A group of liberal white women (mostly) have taken over a Target in St. Paul DEMANDING Target stop letting ICE and Border Patrol agents use their bathrooms
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:13 PM (ZxPkt)

Lock the doors and fill the store with OC gas.

Posted by: It's gonna get SPICY in here! at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (TbWk/)

496 How about this.

If I wanted to be judged and scolded and told what I think, I’d get married again.

You do you. I’m going to go and have fun with my kid and my community. Because not everything is a political statement.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (IhIKR)

497 stopped watching sportsball, mostly. Occasionally I'll watch something, but have no attachment to any outcome, and sure as hell don't spend money on it.

-

Same. I still like college football, at least the final 4 minutes of close games, 😀

As far as not spending money, you’re still making money for the NFL. As a viewer advertisers pay the NFL for your eyeballs

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (nTi7N)

498 They're also planning a general strike in the Twin Cities on Friday.

I suspect violence and road blockages will be involved.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (n1OCj)

499 I think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 12:57 PM (0x0rk)

=====

That's great it found its way out! My wife has been dealing with 1 (or more?) kidney stones for the past few weeks. The CT scan showed a 1 cm monster in one of her kidneys. They are going to go in with a laser early next month.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (GPa4z)

500
WTH is lemon fag doing in Minnesota?

Does he live there?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (3ek7K)

501 How's the drug supply?
Posted by: MkY

Boone's Farm or Annie Green Springs. Patient's choice, or a combo.

Posted by: The New Yankee Workshop at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (oftw2)

502
@bennyjohnson 1h
BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:14 PM (mlg/3)



Should this actually happen, I will fistbump God, should I be fortunate enough to see him one day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (JA4sW)

503 As far as not spending money, you’re still making money for the NFL. As a viewer advertisers pay the NFL for your eyeballs
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM


If I watched, they wouldn't know it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

504 Same as Hollywood.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

505
You do you. I’m going to go and have fun with my kid and my community. Because not everything is a political statement.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (IhIKR)



Valid. Unfortunately, the NFL thinks differently.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:16 PM (JA4sW)

506 > BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.
-----------
The current timeline never ceases to amuse me.

Or aggravate the shit out of me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (U2OZr)

507 Down goes the new post! Down goes the new post! Down goes the new post!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (wVcYX)

508 If Ace doesn't restore the missing thread, he will lose market share.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (jc0TO)

509 "As with every sport, sports betting and sponsorships of all sports have ruined sports altogether"

I'm looking forward to somebody getting AI involved in sports betting.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (GUOwU)

510 >>>Can NFL (and MLB) content be consumed without paying for it? It's all pay-per-view or subscription only now, isn't it?

Posted by: gp

>You can get streams for free if you know where to go. But you're right, its all subscription BS. All sports are subscription or cable BS. Sad.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (BSdIE)

511 492 libsoftiktok 9m
Anti-ICE rioters are now invading and occupying Target stores in MN, demanding that ICE be abolished.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:06 PM (mlg/3)


Makes sense. Attack a business that provides goods and jobs because you don't like a government entity out there doing their job.
Posted by: Sponge
---

And soft, pliable, asshoes that have supported your dumb shit all along.

Target deserves what it gets. (or loses)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (zNcSj)

512 "OTATV"

Is that the same as vanilla DTV? In my QTH, the channels all suck canal water. One of them just shows "The Rifleman" eps all day. Another shows "Two and a Half Men" eps. There's no news, no live sports I can find.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (N8ZBc)

513 As far as not spending money, you’re still making money for the NFL. As a viewer advertisers pay the NFL for your eyeballs
Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (nTi7N)

The money they get from me, indirectly, is a drop in the bucket compared to the government taxing me, then spending it on what it does.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (olqfj)

514
(sighs)

Well, I'm going to have to mark down Mr. O'Spades as absent without leave.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (Y8DZL)

515 Which agency do we contact to conduct a health and welfare check for an Ewok?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (I7mtr)

516 BREAKING: A group of liberal white women (mostly) have taken over a Target in St. Paul DEMANDING Target stop letting ICE and Border Patrol agents use their bathrooms

Religious fanatics always attack apostates more strongly than they do infidels.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:18 PM (Fs0KI)

517
We seem to be entertaining ourselves here.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:18 PM (3ek7K)

518 As a viewer advertisers pay the NFL for your eyeballs

The ads are all Big Pharma anyway. I doubt they actually care about the eyeballs and it's another way to launder money to the DNC.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:18 PM (noPDf)

519 >Can NFL (and MLB) content be consumed without paying for it? It's all pay-per-view or subscription only now, isn't it?
-----

everything is on the internet
everything

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)

520 Is that the same as vanilla DTV? In my QTH, the channels all suck canal water. One of them just shows "The Rifleman" eps all day. Another shows "Two and a Half Men" eps. There's no news, no live sports I can find.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM


You don't get the alphabets over the air?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:18 PM (jc0TO)

521 Big point shaving scheme was busted last week in college hoops. Not even top teams. Teams like Kennesaw State. Sports is ruined.

Posted by: Not Participating at January 19, 2026 01:19 PM (oftw2)

522 514
(sighs)

Well, I'm going to have to mark down Mr. O'Spades as absent without leave.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (Y8DZL)

He's a bit late, but I am sure he has a reasonable excuse3

Posted by: tankdemon at January 19, 2026 01:19 PM (I7mtr)

523 The CT scan showed a 1 cm monster in one of her kidneys. They are going to go in with a laser early next month.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (GPa4z)
===

Mine was 1 cm, too. I was issued some very powerful painkillers for the post-op. Since i was already on cardio-required blood-thinner, I didn't take any of the medications, and that was rough. In any case, expect bleeding for a couple of days.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:19 PM (rj6Yv)

524 247 I don’t care if someone chooses to buy an EV but I would rather they buy from Musk if they’re going to do it.
----
There's a reason why China lets Tesla own Tesla China with no CCP slice. China follows Elon Musk, US follows Mary Barra, thanks to FJB!

Why do so many conservatives not understand that Tesla didn't want or need the rebate shit, but everybody else did?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 19, 2026 01:19 PM (FpP3s)

525
And soft, pliable, asshoes that have supported your dumb shit all along.

Target deserves what it gets. (or loses)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (zNcSj)



Oh, I don't disagree. F*ck Target in the squeekhole with a barbed mace.

But the rioters are just showing their complete ignorance in shutting down a business that not only the community works at and likely benefits from, Target as a whole are ON THEIR SIDE.

It's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:19 PM (JA4sW)

526 Who reports a missing Ewok to the police?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 01:20 PM (PTsqM)

527
I do hate that every single corporation in and outside America has to feel like they're fighting the man!!!!

Which is apparently defined by them as fucking over and making life mo0re difficult for the middle class and working class normies.

Assholes to a man and woman.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:20 PM (iJfKG)

528 Big point shaving scheme was busted last week in college hoops. Not even top teams. Teams like Kennesaw State.

Honestly, if I was running some form of cheating in college sports, I'd do it in like Division 2 and 3 teams where people are less likely to be paying attention.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:20 PM (noPDf)

529 Boone's Farm or Annie Green Springs. Patient's choice, or a combo.
Posted by: The New Yankee Workshop

Can the Boone's Farm be strawberry?
I think we're getting close.
Are the bits high-helix?

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:20 PM (q6tQZ)

530 So to protest the "invasion" of the feds, these retards are going in to stores and disrupting business.... For what?

I bet the divorce rate in MN is through the roof right now.

Angry scrunts LARPing out the hatred of men.. because that makes sense... 🙄

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (61TgR)

531 >>> Ayatollah Announces Death Toll, Blames Deaths on President Trump for ‘Encouraging Unrest’


Ayatollah Flexes that all those people dying in Iran was a direct result of Trump's mouth, not the goat syphilis riddled brains of islamoterrorist clerics whose sole power is hiring foreign psychopaths to kill their own people.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (/lPRQ)

532 514
(sighs)

Well, I'm going to have to mark down Mr. O'Spades as absent without leave.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (Y8DZL)

He's a bit late, but I am sure he has a reasonable excuse3
Posted by: tankdemon at January 19, 2026 01:19 PM (I7mtr)

He'll bring a note.

Posted by: Juan Epstein's Mom at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (wVcYX)

533 Valid. Unfortunately, the NFL thinks differently.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:16 PM (JA4sW)

Except they really don't. Seriously man, it's all about money, and right now the oligarchs who rule the world, and NFL owners are a few tiers below that level, tell corporate heads what they will and will not support.

Billionaire team owners don't care about black lives, they don't care about gay homosexuals, they don't care whether RNA injections are bad for you or not.

They care about keeping their place in the hierarchy. And getting paid enough to be able to bang whatever holes they choose.

Politics is so low on the consideration of ANY of this.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (olqfj)

534 What’s going on here?? Some shelves fall on ace?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (xT8gx)

535 think I'm making it out of the hospital without having to have lithotripsy. I think I passed the stone. No pain since 8:00. Passed on my morphine shot.

Posted by: rickb223


Once the stone gets pretty far along, you can use a pliers to get it all the way out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (0U5gm)

536 BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

Doesn't count. I specifically said "arrested" in the past tense.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Fs0KI)

537 "You don't get the alphabets over the air?"

I get some affiliates, but they all broadcast dreck. I'm not into sports, but I saw no live sports content whatsoever. I just boxed up the DTV converter and antenna, and keep it around in case there's an emergency when the internet is out.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:22 PM (N8ZBc)

538 I guess without Ace there is no adult in the room, no one to save us from ourselves and the ensuing mayhem. I might as well be the one, like my namesake, to put the lisp in Apocalypse...

Crossbows are cheater bows for pussies mincing about rotator cuff "strain".


/grabs scissors off desk
/runs

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 01:22 PM (ciYHQ)

539
Honestly, if I was running some form of cheating in college sports, I'd do it in like Division 2 and 3 teams where people are less likely to be paying attention.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:20 PM (noPDf)



There's a big one coming as they've discovered CHYNA has been involved with a pretty massive points shaving scheme in both college and the NBA.

Sportsball is about to have a bad year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:22 PM (JA4sW)

540 WTH is lemon fag doing in Minnesota?

Does he live there?
Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:15 PM (3ek7K)


No, he crossed multiple state lines to commit a hate crime.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

541 Big point shaving scheme was busted last week in college hoops. Not even top teams. Teams like Kennesaw State.

All these online betting outlets are going to destroy major sports.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:22 PM (n1OCj)

542 Thank you, Buck, for this helpful information about sales of EVs.

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at January 19, 2026 01:22 PM (Imt38)

543
He's a bit late, but I am sure he has a reasonable excuse3
Posted by: tankdemon

Do doubt part of the 50 truck pile up on I-96.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (Y8DZL)

544 I drive a MB diesel w/twin turbos. I have become an expert "Limp Home" driver.

Posted by: javems at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (jrjl5)

545 I watch a 20 minute or so highlight reel of Da Bears when then win. No $$$ no merch and no love fpr the nfl.

You can't boycott everything and nor should you. Just dont talk about here.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (k1gZr)

546 Shit. An infestation of AWFLs just took over one of ours stores in St Paul. It will spread on Tik Tok and in 24 hours we will be over run by purple haired lesbos and neck beards. We have to drive them out without calling the police. .... okay pipe in classic George Strait to all our stores for the next 72 hours. Problem solved.

Posted by: Target Legl Dept at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (31BE0)

547
Maybe Canada can buy them. They loves themselves some EVs. Oops they're buying from the CCP.

Maybe China will build a BYD plant in Canada.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (pkeXY)

548 It's after 1:00 PM and you guys are still doing the Morning Rant?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (QEB0p)

549 While we are waiting for Ace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M9r6PZPaIo

Uwu

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (2GVsD)

550 Target is safe in my town in SC. Nobody goes there.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (wBaIH)

551 The liberal rioters see themselves as the reincarnation of the Civil Rights Movement, when in reality they're the rebirth of the Klan.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (0MjtC)

552 All major sports are the WWE. Discuss.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (pDt9x)

553 Curse Electric all you want, but the #1 Camry only comes in hybrid form, and the quickest selling version of the #2 Rav4 is the hybrid version. I agree that, at this point (in history, technology, etc) pure EV should not and can not carry the POV load in the US. But let's not demonize the tech that works because the extension of that tech is a bridge too far.

BTW, it looks like the latest version of the Abrams tank will replace the turbine with a hybrid drivetrain using a CAT diesel.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (epPlm)

554 It's after 1:00 PM and you guys are still doing the Morning Rant?

==

would you prefer we be on the art thread ...??

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (g47mK)

555 Honestly, if I was running some form of cheating in college sports, I'd do it in like Division 2 and 3 teams where people are less likely to be paying attention.

Posted by: Ian S.

=====

We did it 3 straight years.

Posted by: University of Michigan at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (8AONa)

556
Morning, afternoon or night, we can rant on.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (3ek7K)

557 Thank you, Buck, for this helpful information about sales of EVs.
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at January 19, 2026 01:22 PM (Imt3

Episode XVIII

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (Hx0tZ)

558 That's great news!

I had the surgery (laser up the little pipe). That was under GA, but the post-op was a trip for 72 hours. Those tiny grits of stone have to go somewhere.
Posted by: mrp


Yeah. Doc said the optimal solution was for it to break up and pass on it's own. I had the tub of water lithotripsy back in 93. Felt like 10 rounds of body blows with Mike Tyson. Post op was 48 or 72 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (0x0rk)

559 National Taste Test proved Strawberry Boone's Farm tasted best coming back up through the nose. Southern Comfort in a virtual tie.

Posted by: Rum Dum at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (oftw2)

560 somebody say SEahawks?

@AdamSchefter
·
13m
Seahawks RB Zach Charbonnet suffered a season-ending knee injury that will require surgery, Seahawks head coach Mike Macdonald said on Seattle Sports.

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

561
This thread is beginning to smell like old gym socks and Hillary!'s granny panties.

Please to make a new one even if it contains nothing.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:25 PM (iJfKG)

562 everything is on the internet
everything
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)

Back in the day, when I used to download software, I was tapped into those places.

These days, I measure how much I care about something by how hard I'll go look for it... somewhere.

Which is to say, with sportsball, not at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:25 PM (olqfj)

563 Democrats started the civil war in order to keep their slaves, and now they want another to keep their near-slaves.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 01:26 PM (0U5gm)

564 Seriously, one of the cobs should try to contact Ace.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

565 I still watch NFL… so sue me. If I couldn’t consume anything that wasn’t tainted by the left I’d have to adopt a Ted Kasynski type lifestyle. But other than my occasional eyeballs they don’t get my money… I don’t attend in person and don’t buy the merchandise. But it’s no stress entertainment for me… better than watching Survivor or the Bachelorette….

And BTW… I’m convinced it’s tainted with gambling corruption… the officiating is too awful to be mere incompetence

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:26 PM (xT8gx)

566 564 Seriously, one of the cobs should try to contact Ace.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

Wellness check.

Posted by: tubal at January 19, 2026 01:26 PM (pDt9x)

567 WTH is lemon fag doing in Minnesota?

Does he live there?
Posted by: fourseasons


Riding with the New Black Panthers.
Gonna string himself up some lilly white Lutherans and maybe have himself some fun with a little white boy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:26 PM (/lPRQ)

568 I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Han Solo NewPostWatcher at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (wVcYX)

569 The train in Spain kills mainly on the plain.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (0x0rk)

570
Politics is so low on the consideration of ANY of this.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (olqfj)


I'll just agree to disagree. The NFL, and other leagues for that matter, buy into the liberal and Democrat causes because they get the kickbacks, tax breaks and government approval. The NFL is a $9bn PER YEAR industry. Roger Goodell makes $56m a year and has free access to a private jet for he and his family any time they want it.

The NFL pushes BLM, the black national anthem and all the other liberal shit that keeps them solid with the Democrat party.

It's ALL about politics. Society just continue to swallow it hook, line and sinker. They're getting paid by SOCIETY to get the liberal propaganda bullshit shoved down their throats. Therefore, it's an acceptable practice and they'll NEVER change.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (JA4sW)

571 522 514
(sighs)

Well, I'm going to have to mark down Mr. O'Spades as absent without leave.
Posted by: Auspex
----

A post was up then defaulted.
There may be trouble in Pixy Land.
We may be lucky to have anything at all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (zNcSj)

572 Whatever happened, I'm glad they didn't go all the way back to the Art Thread.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (uTrw+)

573 would you prefer we be on the art thread ...??
Posted by: runner


---------
What the heck is going on with CBD? A couple weeks ago it was boobs, and then this? Is he what they call "questioning"?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (QEB0p)

574 @AdamSchefter
·
13m
Seahawks RB Zach Charbonnet suffered a season-ending knee injury that will require surgery, Seahawks head coach Mike Macdonald said on Seattle Sports.
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

And Bo Nix is out for the Bronchomos. Looks like it's Rams and Patsies! Again.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (PGKfy)

575 Crossbows are cheater bows for pussies mincing about rotator cuff "strain".


/grabs scissors off desk
/runs

Posted by: Fen

I've begun wounding deer again, after about 80 deer with crossbow , only wounding 2 or 3 my first few years.
This was my 53rd year hunting archery.
Crossbows suck.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (q6tQZ)

576 BREAKING: DOJ Announces Intention to Charge Don Lemon under the Ku Klux Klan Act.

Doesn't count. I specifically said "arrested" in the past tense.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:21 PM (Fs0KI)
======

If anyone read the post at Insty this morning, the one about the Mexican national (and illegal) who had a slam-dunk arrest for using a vehicle to ram an ICE car and injured people in San Francisco. It went to trial and he was found NOT GUILTY. He had a long rap sheet, too. Didn't matter. The DOJ has to face jury nullification.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:28 PM (rj6Yv)

577 552 All major sports are the WWE. Discuss.
Posted by: tubal

Well, the whole Caitlin Clarke thing was kinda like the "Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm" episode of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)

578 Ugh.

Charbonnet and Walker III got the run game going. And Saheed’s opening kickoff return for the TD.

Hopefully Sam gets the Rams out of his head.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 01:28 PM (tcruw)

579 We need a pool on excuses.

I put my $1 down on
"I thought it was still Sunday."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:28 PM (QEB0p)

580 548 It's after 1:00 PM and you guys are still doing the Morning Rant?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:23 PM (QEB0p)

WE'VE GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!

Posted by: An army of Mayos at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

581 I'll just agree to disagree. The NFL, and other leagues for that matter, buy into the liberal and Democrat causes because they get the kickbacks, tax breaks and government approval. The NFL is a $9bn PER YEAR industry. Roger Goodell makes $56m a year and has free access to a private jet for he and his family any time they want it.

The NFL pushes BLM, the black national anthem and all the other liberal shit that keeps them solid with the Democrat party.

It's ALL about politics. Society just continue to swallow it hook, line and sinker. They're getting paid by SOCIETY to get the liberal propaganda bullshit shoved down their throats. Therefore, it's an acceptable practice and they'll NEVER change.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (JA4sW)

I think you are completely agreeing with me, you're just saying it differently.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (PGKfy)

582 would you prefer we be on the art thread ...??
Posted by: runner


---------
What the heck is going on with CBD? A couple weeks ago it was boobs, and then this? Is he what they call "questioning"?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (QEB0p)

Didn’t CBD recently proclaim a man crush on Scott Bessent? Not that there’s anything wrong with that!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (xT8gx)

583 574 @AdamSchefter
·
13m
Seahawks RB Zach Charbonnet suffered a season-ending knee injury that will require surgery, Seahawks head coach Mike Macdonald said on Seattle Sports.
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

And Bo Nix is out for the Bronchomos. Looks like it's Rams and Patsies! Again.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (PGKfy)

I'm cheering for Nick Foles pt 2...I mean, Drake Maye was pretty bad, and only one b/c CJ Stroud took badness to an epic level...again...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (tOcjL)

584 Why aren't the Target protesters attending of the local MLK Day cermonies? Disgraceful.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (GUOwU)

585 @AdamSchefter
·
13m
Seahawks RB Zach Charbonnet suffered a season-ending knee injury that will require surgery, Seahawks head coach Mike Macdonald said on Seattle Sports.
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)



Denver QB Bo Nix was to kneel down after the snap to line the ball in the middle of the field for a straight shot for the kicker to win the game in overtime.

He did and Denver won the game. However, in the process of kneeling, Nix broke a bone in his foot/ankle and is out for the remainder of the season.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (JA4sW)

586 one = won...dang typo

Posted by: Nova Local at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (tOcjL)

587 Honestly, if I was running some form of cheating in college sports, I'd do it in like Division 2 and 3 teams where people are less likely to be paying attention.
Posted by: Ian S.

How cute. You would be horrible at criminality because lack the key ingredient: stupidity. In every criminal enterprise Ive ahem witnessed for the book Im writing, the Stupid never fails. Everyone is making bank, everyone is happy, but Big Mike just HAS to rip off Chino to pocket another 1% and now half the room is bleeding out as sirens approach. Never fails

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (ciYHQ)

588 nnod

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (N8ZBc)

589 What the heck is going on with CBD? A couple weeks ago it was boobs, and then this? Is he what they call "questioning"?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:27 PM (QEB0p)

educational purposes !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (g47mK)

590 .
NOOD

Ace is up

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (O7YUW)

591 nood

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (N8ZBc)

592
We need a pool on excuses.

I put my $1 down on
"I thought it was still Sunday."
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

=============

ace had a post up earlier, but half of it was red. I think he attempted to fix it and accidentally nuked it and has no idea that we're all down here at the bottom of the well.

Posted by: United States of America at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (Jyxrm)

593
Denver QB Bo Nix was to kneel down after the snap to line the ball in the middle of the field for a straight shot for the kicker to win the game in overtime.

He did and Denver won the game. However, in the process of kneeling, Nix broke a bone in his foot/ankle and is out for the remainder of the season.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (JA4sW)

It was broken 2 plays earlier...you can see it. He didn't feel it in full til he tried kneeling.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (tOcjL)

594 Speaking of conspiracies, does anyone realize that both Horshack and Epstein passed in the same year. How is that possible?

Posted by: Welcome Back! at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (oftw2)

595 Let the stampede begin.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (O7YUW)

596
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (tljrc)

597
I think you are completely agreeing with me, you're just saying it differently.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (PGKfy)



Everything but your statement it's very little to do with politics. I think it's ALL about politics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (JA4sW)

598 Should have had a comma in there. 80 deer with compound.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (q6tQZ)

599
Green Day is totally against the man except you need to show your vaccine passport to see them live.

Same as Rage On Behalf Of The Machine.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 01:00 PM (QZThv)

And System of a Down. Their shtick is angry rebellion but inside they're just submissive little bitches waiting to be told what to do by the progtard powers that be.
Posted by: It's fake and gay at January 19, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)



Rage Against My Daddy

Brought to you by Pepsi

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (y9nCu)

600 >>Seahawks RB Zach Charbonnet suffered a season-ending knee injury that will require surgery

So Kenneth Walker III gets all the carries now. *shrug*

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (Y1sOo)

601 Hissssssss.

Posted by: The Slow Newsday Gorn at January 19, 2026 01:32 PM (jc0TO)

602 >>Seriously, one of the cobs should try to contact Ace.


One does not simply Contact Ace.

Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (ZcsJV)

603 Nood again

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (zb4y7)

604 I'll just agree to disagree. The NFL, and other leagues for that matter, buy into the liberal and Democrat causes because they get the kickbacks, tax breaks and government approval.

And modern stadiums - don't forget the multi-billion dollar stadiums where the teams can collect massive seat licenses and suite fees

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (a4flb)

605 It's after 1:00 PM and you guys are still doing the Morning Rant?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


We're sitting right here, you know.

Posted by: MST and PST at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (epPlm)

606 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Fs0KI)

607 This thread is beginning to smell like old gym socks and Hillary!'s granny panties.

*perks up*

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Vu7A1)

608 If anyone read the post at Insty this morning, the one about the Mexican national (and illegal) who had a slam-dunk arrest for using a vehicle to ram an ICE car and injured people in San Francisco. It went to trial and he was found NOT GUILTY. He had a long rap sheet, too. Didn't matter. The DOJ has to face jury nullification.
Posted by: mrp

Instapundit. The site that told a Marine "no one cares go kill yourself " as the "godfather" hid behind plausible deniability. But I guess even a fake patriot grift can come up with something worth repeating.

I prefer "I would never tolerate a prosecutor who refused to examine exculpatory evidence" for its blatant hypocrisy ofBut invite such a creature to guest blog. Screw principles, get those clicks. That indoor pool won't heat itself

But for this instance: "when the responsible authorities fail to act, other forms of authority will assert themselves. They may not behave responsibly but they WILL act"

Its a warning to avoid mob violence. Our justice system is much more merciful and tends to operate under principles like due process

For this instance:

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (ciYHQ)

609 I'm looking forward to somebody getting AI involved in sports betting.
Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 01:17 PM (GUOwU)

What makes you think it’s not involved now?

Posted by: Really? at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (nTi7N)

610 Well.. if the feds are gonna waste our money, at least it's on jobs instead of daycare...

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (029Oi)

611 Plus my boss bought one a couple of months ago and had it for all of 2 weeks before a crippling software bug has him on a loaner from the dealership while they try to figure out why the infotainment system -- usually not a big deal, but in a car like that kinda criitcal -- keeps randomly rebooting.

Nice car otherwise I guess?

Posted by: mngiggle at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (UaLwK)

612 Because the American People/Consumer should have Free Choice and not Big Brother

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 04:52 PM (FLiOE)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Subleyras Charon1

Charon Ferrying the Shades
Pierre Subleyras

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Mmmmmm

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 09:30 AM (IhIKR)

2 That's not the slot for pennies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 09:30 AM (kpS4V)

3 Think I’ll give it a squeeze.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 09:31 AM (IhIKR)

4 Not my type of bar...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 09:31 AM (U2OZr)

5 Thanks you, CBD. It's like the anti-Fat Man on Ottoman.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 09:31 AM (kpS4V)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

7 YES, Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (0KSrI)

8 It's like the anti-Fat Man on Ottoman.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 09:31 AM (kpS4V)


See? I am egalitarian!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (n9ltV)

9 That ass is pretty red. He's been spanked. Giggity.

Posted by: Quagmire Bootiegig at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Y1sOo)

10 Naked Boat Rides, only 6 coins.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (6Uni8)

11 Huh. Rosy cheeks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (kbAwr)

12 Something for the 'ettes.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

13 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

14 Charon Ferrying alright!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 09:33 AM (cYBz/)

15 The shades have enough cloth wrapped around themselves you'd think they could at least cut off enough to give Charon a loincloth or something.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 09:33 AM (ESVrU)

16 The shades were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 19, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Painting: Well done. The sequel painting, where Charon shades the ferries, is also well done.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:33 AM (N8ZBc)

18 Think I’ll give it a squeeze.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 09:31 AM (IhIKR)



*exudes a modicum of jealousy*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

19 Must be pretty darn warm in Hades, to be working in the nude.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

20 Dude. Boxers. Please.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at January 19, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Ferrying the shades? Was Charon delivering for Blinds dot com?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

22 A woman posting this would not be shocking. A man posting this makes me wonder. That's no ferry I would ever get on.

Posted by: Dockside Derelict at January 19, 2026 09:35 AM (oftw2)

23 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 19, 2026 09:35 AM (NcvvS)

24 21 Ferrying the shades? Was Charon delivering for Blinds dot com?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

More likely to be blinding people poking them in the eye with his wang.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (6Uni8)

25 Huh. Rosy cheeks.

That one way of putting it.

Nay not that there's anything wrong with.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (EyfuW)

26
Is garrett guest posting?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (y9nCu)

27 Fairies? I like fairies.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

28 What does Charon do with the fee he collects from the shades?

He clearly doesn't spend it on clothes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (ESVrU)

29 The shades have enough cloth wrapped around themselves you'd think they could at least cut off enough to give Charon a loincloth or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Oh, there are others in the boat? Somehow I hadn't noticed.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (kbAwr)

30 Makes it hard to hide the random boner, that's for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

31 A woman posting this would not be shocking. A man posting this makes me wonder.
---

CBD was just tossing a bone to the 'Ettes.

He's a giver.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (kpS4V)

32 Is garrett guest posting?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (y9nCu)



Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

33 I don’t care how necessary it is to be a good artist. I’m not painting a male nude.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (KDPiq)

34 Full moon over the Styx tonight, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (JwNbV)

35 A woman posting this would not be shocking. A man posting this makes me wonder. That's no ferry I would ever get on.
Posted by: Dockside Derelict at January 19, 2026


***
Wait'll you get a load of us.

Posted by: Minos, Rhadamanthus, and Aeacus at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

36 Honestly, it was cold in there!!!
--Naked guy in art

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (N39Ws)

37 If the artist had painted Charon on the return trip, we would be seeing his junk instead of his ass.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (N8ZBc)

38 Bunz!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 09:38 AM (LlV+5)

39
Is garrett guest posting?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (y9nCu)


Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)


*bows extravagantly*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 09:38 AM (y9nCu)

40 Nice rosy cheeks!

Hey, wait a minute! That's a DUDE!!!!!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 19, 2026 09:38 AM (BHrzb)

41 So that's why they put his fee on people's eyes before they set off.

Doesn't want any of the passengers sneaking a peek!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:38 AM (JwNbV)

42 CBD was just tossing a bone to the 'Ettes.

He's a giver.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

In some states, "tossing a bone" will get you 5-10.

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down. at January 19, 2026 09:38 AM (oftw2)

43 Nice!
Finally, something for the ettes!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

44 I would not give that a cent.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 09:39 AM (vFG9F)

45 We've been waiting for such a looong time.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

46 why

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 09:40 AM (ZxPkt)

47 Is the paint a little streaky?
Or is it just the flash photography?
Blame it on the moon-light, perhaps. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 09:40 AM (LlV+5)

48 Yeah, I brought Rob Reiner down here a few weeks ago. What a jerk.

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2026 09:41 AM (vFG9F)

49 Another sequel painting, "Charon Pull-Starts His Evinrude," is believed to have been lost since 1959.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:41 AM (N8ZBc)

50
Figures that it'd be the Greeks with legends of riding the fairy.

Errr, ferry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 09:42 AM (y9nCu)

51 What is the red glow in the distance? The ancient Greek afterworld was not a fiery place like Dante's Inferno, was it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

52 Can we fix a price?

Posted by: Guy trying to get to the other side at January 19, 2026 09:43 AM (vFG9F)

53 He got the red ass he do

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2026 09:43 AM (WF/xn)

54 Yeah, I brought Rob Reiner down here a few weeks ago. What a jerk.
Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2026


***
Rob will have a lot of company.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

55 Gaaayyy.
Would not hang
Thx as always for the art exposure CBD. Have a great week

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 09:43 AM (PTsqM)

56 The ferryman did float along the creeks,
from here to Dis, a journey of mere weeks,
but with such infernal weather,
he works stripped down to his nethers,
so that all can see the rose of Charon's cheeks

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:43 AM (JwNbV)

57 Can we fix a price?
Posted by: Guy trying to get to the other side at January 19, 2026


***
A lifetime spent preparing for the journey . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

58 The Greeks only paid with one coin.

The Buddhists paid with six.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 09:44 AM (6Uni8)

59 His ass is red because he's a Greek homo.

Posted by: buncha Greek homos at January 19, 2026 09:44 AM (CrUNC)

60 ====>
Oh yes it's ladies night and the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night, oh what a night, oh what a night!
Oh yes it's ladies night and the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night, oh what a night

Posted by: Kool and the Gang at January 19, 2026 09:44 AM (U2OZr)

61 On slack days, Charon sits on the bank, angling for spicy Hellfish. Nummy.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:45 AM (N8ZBc)

62 Where does he keep his car keys?

Posted by: Donny Brook at January 19, 2026 09:46 AM (vmAac)

63 No wonder you have to give him a coin. Sumbitch can't afford clothes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 09:46 AM (L/fGl)

64
Thx as always for the art exposure CBD. Have a great week
Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 09:43 AM (PTsqM)

Obligatory

https://tinyurl.com/2dcfutj9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 09:46 AM (y9nCu)

65 Caption:

"Soooo...me staring at some guy's bare ass is not what I thought the Afterlife was all about.

I guess this is hell."

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 09:47 AM (iJfKG)

66 Remember the old wisdom kids:

Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 09:47 AM (7xrfc)

67 Looks like he is shoving that still where the sun don't shine, getting the other guy back

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 19, 2026 09:47 AM (WF/xn)

68 "Soooo...me staring at some guy's bare ass is not what I thought the Afterlife was all about.

I guess this is hell."


Pete Buttigieg would disagree although he might not like the warm weather.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 09:48 AM (7xrfc)

69 This is the version of Charon that always comes to my mind's eye when that name is mentioned:
https://tinyurl.com/fd5ceax8

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 09:48 AM (O7YUW)

70 Alternate Title: CBD Trolls the Moron Depths

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:48 AM (RIvkX)

71 "Don't pay the ferryman
Don't even fix a price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side
Posted by: NR Pax"

Twenty bucks. Same as on the other side.

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2026 09:48 AM (vFG9F)

72 The Ovidian equivalent of going to the laundromat with no underwear on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:48 AM (JwNbV)

73 "...the rose of Charon's cheeks"

ISWYDT

Posted by: Sharon looking for a rose at January 19, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

74 He looks to be a pole dancer.
Maybe it's my phone.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

75 No wonder you have to give him a coin. Sumbitch can't afford clothes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026


***
To be fair, there are probably not a whole bunch of LL Bean or Duluth Trading stores in Hades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

76 That's not the slot for pennies!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 09:30 AM (kpS4V)


Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Let's not be hasty here! How do you think this ferryman gets paid?"

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2026 09:49 AM (iJfKG)

77 To be fair, there are probably not a whole bunch of LL Bean or Duluth Trading stores in Hades.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

It's more of a Target kind of neighborhood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:50 AM (JwNbV)

78 Inaccurate depiction of a Greek. All Greek men have prolific body hair, back, arms, legs, ass. This is well-known.

Posted by: Mayor Pete B. at January 19, 2026 09:50 AM (oftw2)

79 This is the version of Charon that always comes to my mind's eye when that name is mentioned:
https://tinyurl.com/fd5ceax8
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026


***
I liked the skeletal creature in the 1980s Clash of the Titans, where the coin *clinks* into his bony hand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

80
Charon the Ferryman....

Oh! Fairyman!

I get it now!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 09:50 AM (iJfKG)

81 sure it beats the ottoman dude but a chapped ass is not art

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 09:50 AM (8uzBS)

82 Pennies?
C'mon, this guy looks like he's at least worked his way up to silver dollars.

How do you pronounce this strapping superstraight's name anyway, Sharon or Karen?

Posted by: buncha Greek homos at January 19, 2026 09:51 AM (CrUNC)

83 Well, dude didn't skip leg day, so there's that...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:51 AM (XuXeR)

84 78 Inaccurate depiction of a Greek. All Greek men have prolific body hair, back, arms, legs, ass. This is well-known.
Posted by: Mayor Pete B.

The women, too!

Posted by: Depilatory Commentariat at January 19, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)

85 Ever sit on a boat seat in the hot sun on a lake?

Now do that in Hell. And the lake's on fire.

No wonder his ass is red.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:51 AM (JwNbV)

86 "It's more of a Target kind of neighborhood."


Freddy's Fashion Mart.

Posted by: Reverend Al at January 19, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

87 Charon the Ferryman....

Oh! Fairyman!

I get it now!

Posted by: naturalfake


So does Pete Buttgiggles

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 09:52 AM (0x0rk)

88 It's more of a Target kind of neighborhood.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026


***
"Visit our new River Styx store! Also coming soon on the Riverwalk at Acheron!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

89 Does Charon's butt look kinda red to you? From sitting, perhaps? Or did Pierre Subleyras spank his model?

I appreciate the artistry, the anatomical acuity, but, just personally, I prefer the gals.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nttawwt at January 19, 2026 09:52 AM (FMpsC)

90 I'm guessing the chicks dig dat ass, majorly.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:52 AM (N8ZBc)

91 Charon on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 09:53 AM (L/fGl)

92
Sans Cerberus, Not Art - a limerick

Finally some art for the ladies
It's "Charon, ferrying the Shadies"
But there's no three-headed mutt
Just a naked bubble butt
Meet Charon. The true sly dog...of Hades

Posted by: muldoon at January 19, 2026 09:53 AM (/iMjX)

93 How do you pronounce this strapping superstraight's name anyway, Sharon or Karen?
Posted by: buncha Greek homos at January 19, 2026


***
I've always assumed it as "Sha-RON," like the general in Israel. Greek pronunciation might have been "Ka-RON," I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:53 AM (wzUl9)

94 His tuchus needs a good barrier cream.
-San Franpsycho's mother and her yenta friends

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:54 AM (RIvkX)

95 ***
Rob will have a lot of company.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)



Read somewhere that Rob had befriended a convict that was 'falsely incarcerated' or some such. Guy said Rob emailed him most every day checking on him.

Huh. He did more for a convict he'd never met than he did for his own son who ended up killing him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

96 I guess I'm supposed to be happy that we gondoliers of Venice keep their clothes on.

Posted by: Got A New Pole! at January 19, 2026 09:54 AM (oftw2)

97 Subleyras searched his paintbox, and selected the color 'Rose of Charon.'

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:55 AM (N8ZBc)

98 Bravo muldoon!

Posted by: Limerick lovers everywhere at January 19, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

99 Butt Paste would take care of that unsightly rash in no time.

Posted by: Big Butt Paste at January 19, 2026 09:56 AM (oftw2)

100 My name is Charon and I want to see your manager!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 09:56 AM (L/fGl)

101 I used to have an ass but it disappeared somehow in the last 10 years. Before I had to kind of squeeze my wallet in my back pocket, now I have to dig around in there to find it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

102 Fresh hell!

Get your fresh hell, here!

Posted by: Warai-otoko has a food truck but it's a boat and also in Hell at January 19, 2026 09:56 AM (JwNbV)

103 Red ass.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 09:56 AM (Kt19C)

104 The thin-legged shapes in the distance, framed against the red glow . . . is that Cerberus?

Three heads? Imagine the amount of Gravy Train they'd have to import to feed that beast.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)

105 I hadn't heard of Pierre Subleyras before. His work is realistic, rather natural and detailed even when dealing with mythology. This is a different take on Charon who is usually described as a skeletal death figure. The image of a young, strong man ferrying the souls of the dead is jarring, especially in contrast to the huddled shrouded figures. Did he use the contrast just for effect? Does it point to the idea of life after death since a very living figure is involved? No idea but it does get the viewer's attention.

(Can't resist wondering if he just liked the model's butt.)

Posted by: JTB at January 19, 2026 09:57 AM (yTvNw)

106 The thin-legged shapes in the distance, framed against the red glow . . . is that Cerberus?

Three heads? Imagine the amount of Gravy Train they'd have to import to feed that beast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026


***
It was hell finding a carrier big enough!

Posted by: Heracles at January 19, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

107 German troops quietly packed up and left Greenland on Sunday

-
Trump convinced them we'd attack at the Pas-de-Calais.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

108 I wasn’t expecting that on MLK Day.

Something for everyone.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 19, 2026 09:58 AM (vK/Ja)

109 Cerberos Head #2: "Bloody Charon. I can't stand that guy."

Cerberos Head #3: "Seriously. Always barging in to the middle of our conversations."

Cerberos Head #1: "I know, right?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:59 AM (JwNbV)

110 I'd far rather have a slim female figure in the nude working the ferry across the Styx. Say Nicole Kidman around the time she did Eyes Wide Shut.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 09:59 AM (wzUl9)

111 She's no Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 09:59 AM (BSdIE)

112 Prints of this is probably hanging in gay bars and bathhouses all over the world.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 10:00 AM (g8Ew8)

113
Ski Purgatory - a limerick

There once was a fellow named Ricks
Who purchased some vacation tix
"A cruise on Charon's ship
It'll be a hell of a trip...

...And we're staying at the Motel Styx!"

Posted by: muldoon at January 19, 2026 10:00 AM (/iMjX)

114 "Next wiseacre makes a Dennis DeYoung joke gets a barge pole to the noggin."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:01 AM (JwNbV)

115 >>Prints of this is probably hanging in gay bars and bathhouses all over the world.


Where else would CBD find it?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 10:01 AM (ZcsJV)

116 Gay gay gay.

Did I mention how gay this is?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

117 I wasn’t expecting that on MLK Day.


Look, I said judge a man by the content of his character,

NOT the condition of his derriere!

What the hell, people!

Posted by: Shade of MLK at January 19, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

118 >>I wasn’t expecting that on MLK Day.


Damn. That's today?

And I forgot to leave out a plate of Chicken and Waffles, last night...

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 10:02 AM (ZcsJV)

119 Charon was a "psychopomp", or guide of souls.

That's a word that doesn't at all mean what I assumed it meant.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 10:03 AM (kpS4V)

120 No, just no

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at January 19, 2026 10:03 AM (DDJSl)

121 119 Charon was a "psychopomp", or guide of souls.

That's a word that doesn't at all mean what I assumed it meant.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 10:03 AM (kpS4V)

Heh.

Dubstep Elgar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:03 AM (JwNbV)

122 I discovered the Sails of Charon by the Scorpions late in life. Definitely worth a listen -- Uli Jon Roth ist der beste.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 10:04 AM (qwx/I)

123 Prints of this is probably hanging in gay bars and bathhouses all over the world.
----

Where else would CBD find it?
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 10:01 AM (ZcsJV)
----

In his guest bathroom, next to Fat Man on Ottoman.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 10:04 AM (kpS4V)

124 Charon's brother, Charoff, left the family ferry business a long time ago, and now sells insurance in Buffalo NY. Another kind of hell.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 10:04 AM (N8ZBc)

125 You ever think about Charon, the guy with the oars? Here he is, ferrying the shades across the river Styx. Not exactly a glamorous gig—stuck with the lost souls who’ve got complaints for eternity. Yet he just rows on, making sure they get to where they need to go. Classic.

Posted by: The ghost of Andy Rooney at January 19, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

126 "The #1 movie in America was called 'Ass.' And that's all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay."

Posted by: Idiocracy Narrator at January 19, 2026 10:05 AM (+Zbod)

127 "Next wiseacre makes a Dennis DeYoung joke gets a barge pole to the noggin."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

https://is.gd/UtbAhm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:05 AM (L/fGl)

128 https://is.gd/UtbAhm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 10:05 AM (L/fGl)

Haaaaaa

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:06 AM (JwNbV)

129 *screams*

*cries hysterically*

*runs from room*

Posted by: Brie Larson at January 19, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

130 That's a dude? I don't see his junk hanging, and he's working the pole. Lame.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 10:07 AM (BSdIE)

131 "I'm sailing away ... set an open course for the Virgin seas."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 10:08 AM (qwx/I)

132 Apparently a lifetime of sex drugs and rock and roll inevitably turns you into an old lady.

Which now makes me look at old ladies completely different.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:08 AM (JwNbV)

133 Don't pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 19, 2026 10:08 AM (WQDw6)

134 133 Don't pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 19, 2026 10:08 AM (WQDw6)

Try that shit in Staten Island, bub.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:09 AM (JwNbV)

135 112 Prints of this is probably hanging in gay bars and bathhouses all over the world.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

This tainted love I've given...

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 10:09 AM (4rDaZ)

136
Screw that. Pay first.

The boat's a bus, not a taxi.

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2026 10:10 AM (y9nCu)

137 Gay gay gay.

Did I mention how gay this is?
Posted by: Bulg

LOL. CBD posts a nude male and all the guys are "gay, gay, gay". Hypocrites and I mean that in the nicest way.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)

138 >>Don't pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side.



Gas, Ass or Grass...

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 10:11 AM (ZcsJV)

139 Amazing that you guys don't think we get tired of looking at your saggy asses?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 10:11 AM (0KSrI)

140 By Charon ass!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 10:12 AM (jc0TO)

141 "Prints of this is probably hanging in gay bars and bathhouses all over the world."

If Mapplethorpe had seen it, he prolly would have staged and photographed a similar scene. Adding a leather bullwhip.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 10:12 AM (N8ZBc)

142 The local AO radio station featured the music of 1982 on their Saturday morning show. Some solid bangers coming out that year -- arena rock, prog rock, new wave, plain ol' rock. I hadn't heard that Saga song On The Loose since I was a kid.

As they say on the Twitter, see what they took from us.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 10:12 AM (qwx/I)

143 Guess what i have been withholding.

A WaterWiggle. Made in the Middle Kingdom by Wammo.

The waterwiggles can be used on protestors.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 10:13 AM (EyfuW)

144 As they say on the Twitter, see what they took from us.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 10:12 AM (qwx/I)

We gave up Battle of the Network Stars for.... this.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:13 AM (JwNbV)

145 Happy Robert E. Lee's Birthday to the Hoarde.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 10:14 AM (jc0TO)

146 I was in the Styx! I was in the Styx!

Posted by: Charon getting snickered at by the Shades at January 19, 2026 10:14 AM (ViMlc)

147 > Gas, Ass or Grass...
--------
Had that bumper sticker on my Chevelle. Dad was not amused.

Posted by: Kool and the Gang at January 19, 2026 10:14 AM (U2OZr)

148 146 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 10:15 AM (N8ZBc)

149 His ass is red because he's a Greek homo.

*********

Pay Me Or I'll Hold My Breath Til My Ass Turns Blue! - a final limerick

This may be the gheyest Art we've ever seen
A portrayal of a nekkid butt scene
Ahoy! It's just Charon
His ass he's a-barin'
The original Greek Drachma Queen!


I'll just show myself out.

Posted by: muldoon at January 19, 2026 10:15 AM (/iMjX)

150 "I'm sailing away ... set an open course for the Virgin seas."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026


***
When you see the Southern Cross for the first time, you understand why you came that way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:15 AM (wzUl9)

151 The importance of punctuation.

"Ass, Gas, or Grass"

"Ass Gas, or Grass"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:15 AM (JwNbV)

152
Gas, Ass or Grass...
--------
Had that bumper sticker on my Chevelle. Dad was not amused.
Posted by: Kool and the Gang at January 19, 2026 10:14 AM (U2OZr)


You should see the bumper sticker on my limo.

Ass, ass or ass...

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at January 19, 2026 10:16 AM (y9nCu)

153 Good art isn't always what it is cracked up to be.

Posted by: JML at January 19, 2026 10:16 AM (EtRph)

154 As they say on the Twitter, see what they took from us.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

I prefer the music of the 70s. Just spend some time savoring the lyrics to "Fly, Robin, Fly!"

Posted by: Silver Convention at January 19, 2026 10:16 AM (oftw2)

155 No kings day, rite?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 10:16 AM (Kt19C)

156 > You should see the bumper sticker on my limo.

Ass, ass or ass...
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice
---------
No doubt. Sicko

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 10:17 AM (U2OZr)

157 Has our resident podiatric expert Wolfus chimed in on the feet yet?

Posted by: Agonee Of Da Feet at January 19, 2026 10:18 AM (oftw2)

158 Did someone mention a three-headed dong?

Oh, my.

Posted by: Pete Bootigig at January 19, 2026 10:19 AM (Y1sOo)

159 "Drachma Queen."
That's gonna cost ya.

Posted by: Limerick lover at January 19, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

160 >>>"Ass Gas, or Grass"

Posted by: Warai-otoko

>$20 same as in town?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 10:20 AM (BSdIE)

161 Hell is Charon trying to save up for retirement one penny at a time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:20 AM (JwNbV)

162 For MLK day, I'm unpacking my knapsack, dumping the contents of my character on the floor, and checking my white privilege to see if the battery needs charging.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 10:20 AM (N8ZBc)

163 I thought Charon was supposed to be an old dude.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

164 Has our resident podiatric expert Wolfus chimed in on the feet yet?
Posted by: Agonee Of Da Feet at January 19, 2026


***
Those of men are outside my purview, thanks!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 10:21 AM (wzUl9)

165 It must be a slow news day or maybe I've missed something about the Horde----We're way passed the 100 comment rule and everyone is still talking about dat ass.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 10:21 AM (g8Ew8)

166 Actual case of the "red-ass".

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 19, 2026 10:21 AM (cS1cw)

167 "Has our resident podiatric expert Wolfus chimed in on the feet yet?"

The dirt on the bottom of the foot is the first detail I noticed. No joke.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 10:21 AM (N8ZBc)

168 Hypocrites and I mean that in the nicest way.
Posted by: Tuna


No hypocrisy at all. Guys looking at other guys' butts is gay.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

169 No Thanks.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 19, 2026 10:22 AM (qIH9H)

170 First thing I noticed was the lats, which it makes sense they'd be pretty cut, having to push a boat around with a big stick for a couple thousand years.

Good for you, Charon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:23 AM (JwNbV)

171 Not bad....I saw my share of nude models in my drawing classes in College... lets just say some should have left their clothes on....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 10:23 AM (VE6XX)

172 *We're way passed the 100 comment rule and everyone is still talking about dat ass.*

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Sorry, but that just won't help the rockin' world go 'round.

Posted by: Brian May at January 19, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

173
History Defined
@historydefined

Whipping Tom of 1681 was the nickname given to a serial spanker in London. He would wait for an unaccompanied woman, grab her, lift her dress and slap her buttocks whiles shouting "Spanko!" before fleeing. Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was known to operate.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 19, 2026 10:24 AM (TGPs7)

174 Charon Ferrying the Shades, painted between 1735 & 1740
Pierre Subleyras, French, 1699–1749

"Ferrying the shades" refers to the mythological act of transporting the souls of the dead across a river—usually the Styx or Acheron—into the Underworld (Hades). This task is performed by Charon, the ferryman in Greek mythology.

Wikipedia, "Pierre Subleyras"

This artist created a number of masterpieces in a variety of mediums.

This is a visual treat. (Unless that's a bad butt rash. 😉
I might hang among rotational art.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 10:24 AM (NFX2v)

175 Soanko... That is brilliant!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 19, 2026 10:25 AM (TGPs7)

176 Eh, I’ve seen better.

Posted by: Baboon who is a connoisseur of red asses at January 19, 2026 10:25 AM (ViMlc)

177 History Defined
@historydefined

Whipping Tom of 1681 was the nickname given to a serial spanker in London. He would wait for an unaccompanied woman, grab her, lift her dress and slap her buttocks whiles shouting "Spanko!" before fleeing. Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was known to operate.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 19, 2026 10:24 AM (TGPs7)

This is the most English thing I have ever read.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:26 AM (JwNbV)

178 California's insanity on laws regarding "independent contractors" exposed here:

https://youtu.be/f2ud3olWRMk

The ABC test to determine whether someone is an independent contractor, or an employer, under Assembly Bill 5:

A) Truckers must show they control their own schedules
B) Truckers must operate free from a company's direct supervision and run established businesses of their own.
C) (The Gotcha): The relationship between the Owner Operator and the carrier who wants to contract out hauled freight is examined. The Owner Operator (trucker) must be contracted to perform work outside the usual course of the carrier's business.

(C) is, of course, impossible because the carrier's usual business IS moving freight, and the truckers perform that work.

Apparently, yesterday, Newsom caved when the truckers refused to comply, and I gather that the food shortages that Newsom claimed weren't happening became a little too obvious to deny.

https://youtu.be/H50BL_cP3N8

So here's hoping that Newsom has learned an important lesson: Reality is mutable, but you can't shut it up forever. It WILL have its way, and no political magical thinking can change that.

Can any CA Moron confirm?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 10:26 AM (O7YUW)

179 Whipping Tom of 1681 was the nickname given to a serial spanker in London. He would wait for an unaccompanied woman, grab her, lift her dress and slap her buttocks whiles shouting "Spanko!" before fleeing. Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was known to operate.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 19, 2026 10:24 AM (TGPs7)

Yeah. Sure. Vigilantes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 10:26 AM (g8Ew8)

180 >>Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was known to operate.


Sure. They did it to patrol the area. Yuh-huh.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 10:26 AM (ZcsJV)

181 The 1970s were not the beginning of the end, but you could see it from there

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 10:27 AM (P55mL)

182 Missed JJ's Morning report... I'm assuming they are still hating on ICE and going nutso over Trump and Greenland...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 10:27 AM (VE6XX)

183 177 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 10:27 AM (N8ZBc)

184
"His buttocks are sublime."

https://youtu.be/0h1ZOU5Ztp0

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 19, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

185 Did someone mention a three-headed dong?
---

Cerbareass.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 10:27 AM (kpS4V)

186 180 >>Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was known to operate.


Sure. They did it to patrol the area. Yuh-huh.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 10:26 AM (ZcsJV)

It's a real circle-spank.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:28 AM (JwNbV)

187 We should see tourists warnings for several spots in the US.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 10:29 AM (EyfuW)

188
I like big butts and I can't den-
...
Oh hell no!!!

Forget it, man. Just forget it!!!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at January 19, 2026 10:29 AM (iJfKG)

189 I can't wait for the Whipping Tom movie. The female cameos could be incredible.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2026 10:30 AM (0e5Te)

190 There are no food shortages observed or reported here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 10:30 AM (RIvkX)

191
Finally something for the moronettes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 10:31 AM (Jyxrm)

192 His Crucifixion of St Peter is pretty damn good. I would definitely hang.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:31 AM (KDPiq)

193 192 His Crucifixion of St Peter is pretty damn good. I would definitely hang.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:31 AM (KDPiq)

And deal with everyone who visits asking you "Why'd you hang it upside-down"? No thank you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:32 AM (JwNbV)

194 Yeah. Sure. Vigilantes.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 10:26 AM (g8Ew

180 >>Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was known to operate.


Sure. They did it to patrol the area. Yuh-huh.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 10:26 AM (ZcsJV)

Horde mind snark

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:33 AM (KDPiq)

195 I thought Charon was supposed to be an old dude.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)


He just never misses a glute day at the gym.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 10:33 AM (8ty7h)

196 Charon was the 'Coochie coochie!' girl.

Amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 10:33 AM (cYBz/)

197 The thin-legged shapes in the distance, framed against the red glow . . . is that Cerberus?

Three heads? Imagine the amount of Gravy Train they'd have to import to feed that beast.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



They would have needed 4 or 5 chuck wagons running thru cabinet doors.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 10:35 AM (0x0rk)

198 CBD posts a nude male and all the guys are "gay, gay, gay". Hypocrites Something you're having a hard time coming to terms with and I mean that in the nicest way.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 19, 2026 10:35 AM (zdLoL)

199 LOL. CBD posts a nude male and all the guys are "gay, gay, gay". Hypocrites and I mean that in the nicest way.
Posted by: Tuna


**********

I agree. It's not rife with blatant homosexual overtones. Never mind the lack of faces, like anonymous hookups in a Fire Island bathhouse sauna.. And it's not at all like the shapely butt is geometrically centered in the frame, both top to bottom (SWIDT?) and side to side. All lines direct the viewer's gaze to the center of the universe. And don't forget the implied action. Charon "poling" the Shades. Totes not ghey. You can't see the boat, you can't see the river, you can't see the fires of Hell, so it's obvious the painter wanted to depict a ferry boat ride to Hell and not just a naked ass.

Posted by: muldoon at January 19, 2026 10:35 AM (/iMjX)

200
*ahem*

Posted by: Charo at January 19, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

201 What Dreams May Come movie with Robin Williams had a LSD trippy version of Heaven and Hell. Charon and what they crossed was creepy.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:35 AM (KDPiq)

202 It must be a slow news day or maybe I've missed something about the Horde----We're way passed the 100 comment rule and everyone is still talking about dat ass.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Butt envy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 10:36 AM (lJ0H4)

203 He just never misses a glute day at the gym.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 19, 2026 10:33 AM (8ty7h)
=====

Some people cannot have gluten!

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 19, 2026 10:36 AM (RIvkX)

204 I think I see a BARE!!!!

Posted by: Momma at January 19, 2026 10:36 AM (JCLJi)

205 >>*We're way passed the 100 comment rule and everyone is still talking about dat ass.*

Can't ignore that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk -- aw, crap!

Posted by: Trace Adkins at January 19, 2026 10:36 AM (LlV+5)

206
here's hoping that Newsom has learned an important lesson: Reality is mutable, but you can't shut it up forever. It WILL have its way, and no political magical thinking can change that.

Can any CA Moron confirm?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

================

I'm seeing the same news, but I didn't know about the A-B-C until Newsom caved. No matter! He's neck-and-neck with Harris for the 2028 nom.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 10:36 AM (Jyxrm)

207 Hey, not bad if he agrees to shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake his booty, shake his booty, YEAHH!

Posted by: KC at January 19, 2026 10:37 AM (LlV+5)

208 206
here's hoping that Newsom has learned an important lesson: Reality is mutable, but you can't shut it up forever. It WILL have its way, and no political magical thinking can change that.

Can any CA Moron confirm?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


I'm in CA.. What did he do ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 10:37 AM (VE6XX)

209 Pants are safety equipment on a boat.

Posted by: USCG at January 19, 2026 10:38 AM (FhXTo)

210 What does this ass say to you?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 10:39 AM (EyfuW)

211 Newsom opened all the State Parks for free on Martin Luther King Day. That’ll show Trump.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:40 AM (KDPiq)

212 Hmmm very nice. Definitely would bang, um I mean hang, would hang.

Posted by: kelly at January 19, 2026 10:40 AM (bn0S5)

213 Why is it that women can observe and appreciate the female form, but as soon as there’s a naked, or even partially naked man portrayed, all
You guys start calling each other gay. It’s comical.

This is a beautiful body, thoughtfully rendered. There’s a complex story here.

And omg, those muscles!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 10:40 AM (IhIKR)

214 He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 10:41 AM (jc0TO)

215 I guess this painting was hung.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 19, 2026 10:41 AM (MSlZp)

216 In ancient times, the Greeks buried their dead with a small coin, the obolos, under the tongue of the dead. This was to pay the ferryman, Charon.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 10:42 AM (sGgMH)

217 Reminds me of the COVID meme with the girl wearing a mask that had the most beautiful eyes and long brunette hair and the next photo showing her without the mask.

It was so jarring I forgot the meme caption.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:42 AM (KDPiq)

218 Why is it that women can observe and appreciate the female form, but as soon as there’s a naked, or even partially naked man portrayed, all
You guys start calling each other gay. It’s comical.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Guys looking at other guy's asses or junk is gay. It's as simple as that.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

219 Not a swinging dick.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 10:43 AM (EyfuW)

220 Why is it that women can observe and appreciate the female form, but as soon as there’s a naked, or even partially naked man portrayed, all
You guys start calling each other gay. It’s comical.

This is a beautiful body, thoughtfully rendered. There’s a complex story here.

And omg, those muscles!
Posted by: nurse ratched

I think they are secretly envious but too embarrassed to admit it so we 'Ettes get the Gay, gay gay.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 10:43 AM (lJ0H4)

221 219 Not a swinging dick.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 10:43 AM

###

I was in the pool!

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)

222 USCG Regs. : One per person: A suitable PFD for everyone on board, plus any towed persons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 19, 2026 10:44 AM (XeU6L)

223 This hunk o'man, who would never drive an EV pick-em-up truck, would love to take you ladies for a ride:

https://tinyurl.com/2eywthzc

(Somethin' in there for you 'rons too.)

Posted by: Lady Who... Didn't Need to See That Today at January 19, 2026 10:45 AM (JCLJi)

224
Probably a lot of you guys are jealous because your ass doesn't look like that fine specimen of an ass.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 10:45 AM (3ek7K)

225 Posted by: nurse ratched

Surprise. Men and women’s brains work differently. .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:45 AM (KDPiq)

226 "I love it!"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 10:46 AM (iFTx/)

227 224
Probably a lot of you guys are jealous because your ass doesn't look like that fine specimen of an ass.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 10:45 AM (3ek7K)

I mean it more or less does.

Dude's got better calves than me, though.

But he's a demigod. So.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:46 AM (JwNbV)

228 Anti-ICE protesters storm Cities Church in Minneapolis, disrupting service!

this is the same church where the pastor is an ICE field office director? Good. The protest is specific and targeted.

Another "Christian" who goes against everything Christ actually taught. Maybe churches should be apolitical if they don't want protests at church.

Jesus would be flipping the tables at this "temple." If they can come knocking at your door, why are they surprised when you go knocking at theirs?

This fight is going to go to the churches of this country because that’s where these people are communing and planning. They’re hiding. 

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 19, 2026 10:46 AM (ycI94)

229 178 Apparently, yesterday, Newsom caved when the truckers refused to comply, and I gather that the food shortages that Newsom claimed weren't happening became a little too obvious to deny.

is this why my local jack in the box is frequently out of dr. pepper?

Posted by: anachronda at January 19, 2026 10:46 AM (edU/H)

230 @208/It's me donna: "I'm in CA.. What did he do ?"

Apparently had to emergency-suspend the stupid rule that forced independent contractors (owner-operator truckers) to have to take work from a contracting company (the carriers) that was outside their normal work.

That is, of course, impossible. Carriers who contract out loads - well, that IS their normal work and line of business. What work outside that scope could they have truckers do for them? Nothing.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 10:47 AM (O7YUW)

231 Male ass is gay ass.
Female ass is art.

This is known.

Posted by: Emily Litella at January 19, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

232 Dude's got better calves than me, though.

But he's a demigod. So.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:46 AM (JwNbV)


Boy did he draw the short straw in the Demigod World...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

233 /and we liked it!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 10:47 AM (RIvkX)

234 Why is it that women can observe and appreciate the female form, but ..
——-

Men and women are different. Lesbians and homosexuals are different. Etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 10:47 AM (P55mL)

235 Guys looking at other guy's asses or junk is gay. It's as simple as that.
Posted by: Bulg

No. You’re horribly insecure.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 10:48 AM (IhIKR)

236 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 19, 2026 10:46 AM (ycI94)

Illogical comparisons and analogies as usual.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:48 AM (KDPiq)

237 Maybe CBD or Ace will pick up this story about Newsom having to climb down from his pedestal and eat some crow about how stupid these regulations were. May it happen a LOT more to him, the lying suckweasel.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (O7YUW)

238 Tennessee proclaims January 19th Dolly Parton Day

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (0x0rk)

239 Boy did he draw the short straw in the Demigod World...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

Zeus: "I don't know, go ferry the dead people around or something."

Charon: "*sigh* OK, then. So what's my uniform? I get a trident? Wings on my helmet? What's gonna be my 'Thing'?"

Zeus: "HA! 'Uniform'. Good one. Here's your stick, Boat Boy, get after it."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (JwNbV)

240 Can truck drivers be independent contractors in California?
The district court found that, under Prong B of the ABC test, “drivers who may own and operate their own rigs will never be considered independent contractors under California law.” (Cal. Trucking Ass'n v. Becerra, 433 F. Sep 30, 2024)

"Independent Contractors" Immigrant Truckers File Suit Over California's Plans to Revoke Commercial Driver's Licenses
A group of immigrant truckers is suing the California Department of Motor Vehicles over the state's plans to revoke thousands of workers' commercial driver's licenses
By Associated Press, Dec. 23, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (NFX2v)

241 237 Maybe CBD or Ace will pick up this story about Newsom having to climb down from his pedestal and eat some crow about how stupid these regulations were. May it happen a LOT more to him, the lying suckweasel.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (O7YUW)

That's the least of the crap he's done...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (VE6XX)

242 this is the same church where the pastor is an ICE field office director? Good. The protest is specific and targeted.

Another "Christian" who goes against everything Christ actually taught. Maybe churches should be apolitical if they don't want protests at church.

Jesus would be flipping the tables at this "temple." If they can come knocking at your door, why are they surprised when you go knocking at theirs?

This fight is going to go to the churches of this country because that’s where these people are communing and planning. They’re hiding.
=====
Each one of these is mentally and/or spiritually ill.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (RIvkX)

243 "Lesbians and homosexuals are different. Etc."


But I'm still a grieving widow, right?

Posted by: Rebecca Good at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM (2Ez/1)

244 215 I guess this painting was hung.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 19, 2026 10:41 AM (MSlZp)

And they was right!

Posted by: Charon at January 19, 2026 10:50 AM (bss/y)

245 No. You’re horribly insecure.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Insecure? About what. My wife likes my ass, and she's the only one whose opinion on the subject matters.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

246 238 Tennessee proclaims January 19th Dolly Parton Day
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM

+++

Janteenth!

Posted by: Cleavage lovers everywhere at January 19, 2026 10:52 AM (2Ez/1)

247 Each one of these is mentally and/or spiritually ill.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 10:49 AM


It's not what they don't know, it's what they know that ain't so.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 10:52 AM (jc0TO)

248 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Definitely a painting Mrs D would want in her sewing room. If she has sewing room. And if she could sew.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2026 10:53 AM (2WIwB)

249 > The Greeks only paid with one coin.
> The Buddhists paid with six.

The Greek life was intemperance.
The Buddhist, moderation.

The Greek spends death in Hades,
Buddhists endless reincarnation.

So on that final ferry ride,
Across their river Styx,

A Greek pays with but one coin,
A Buddhist pays with six.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 19, 2026 10:53 AM (EXyHK)

250 Not quite as idealized as normal renaissance. Artist just had a real dude stand there with his pole.






*rimshot*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 10:53 AM (bss/y)

251 Yes, everyone knows it's those Episcopalians who are the real hotbed of nationalist fervor and MAGA tendencies. Look at Mrs. Dr. Minister What's-her-nuts what gave that super duper red meat speech after the innauguration. Total Trumper that one.

...

Good golly, it's like confusing Sikhs and Arabs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:53 AM (JwNbV)

252 It's not what they don't know, it's what they know that ain't so.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 10:52 AM (jc0TO)

They say what the know but don’t know what they say just like a parrot.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:54 AM (KDPiq)

253 - Plant a ridiculous regulation into the books
- Let the regulation become a glaring problem
- Reverse the regulation so you can look Reasonable

It's Munchausen's by Governor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:56 AM (JwNbV)

254 >>>173
History Defined
@historydefined

Whipping Tom of 1681 was the nickname given to a serial spanker in London. He would wait for an unaccompanied woman, grab her, lift her dress and slap her buttocks whiles shouting "Spanko!" before fleeing. Vigilantes would dress in women's clothing and patrol the areas he was known to operate.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 19, 2026 10:24 AM (TGPs7)

The Original Moron!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2026 10:57 AM (ULPxl)

255 He's not wearing a single piece of Personal Protective Equipment. So many OSHA violations here.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 19, 2026 10:59 AM (V362x)

256 Plant a ridiculous regulation into the books
- Let the regulation become a glaring problem
- Reverse the regulation so you can look Reasonable

It's Munchausen's by Governor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:56 AM (JwNbV)

.....or just another example of leftist stupidity.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:00 AM (g8Ew8)

257 Rosy cheeks? Desitin will clear that up.

Posted by: Archer at January 19, 2026 11:00 AM (YGRGv)

258 Not a Greek myth guy. What are Shades?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 11:00 AM (KDPiq)

259 It's Munchausen's by Governor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 10:56 AM (JwNbV)

.....or just another example of leftist stupidity.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 11:00 AM (g8Ew

I'm so used to Hanlon being wrong that I actively hypothesize malice, now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 11:00 AM (JwNbV)

260 >>> 225 Posted by: nurse ratched

Surprise. Men and women’s brains work differently. .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 10:45 AM (KDPiq)

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Posted by: you know who at January 19, 2026 11:01 AM (ULPxl)

261 EV noodity

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 11:01 AM (0x0rk)

262 NOOD

Buck rant

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 19, 2026 11:03 AM (ULPxl)

263 I see Hilton Hotels stepped on their dick again when one of their hotels kicked ICE agents out of their hotel rooms.

https://tinyurl.com/2xv5psjd

Link goes to daily caller

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 11:03 AM (N39Ws)

264 Not a Greek myth guy. What are Shades?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026


***
Ghosts, spirits, or souls, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 11:04 AM (wzUl9)

265 Plumber's smile.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 11:09 AM (wVcYX)

266 Gaye

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 19, 2026 11:19 AM (PD5RN)

267 Memories.....

sigh

Posted by: Beverly at January 19, 2026 12:37 PM (reMys)

268 So, this guy Charon just rowed the boat with his schlong hanging out like nobody's business? I mean, we just see his ass, but he must have a dick and balls in front, right?

What did his passengers think about having a naked boat driver?

Maybe the passengers didn't care because they were all dead...

Posted by: Ralph at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (8WZD4)

269 i didn't know muslins went to hell.

Posted by: cmeat at January 19, 2026 04:29 PM (R11M+)

270 ROW,ROW,ROW YOU BOAT. GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 04:56 PM (FLiOE)

The Morning Report — 1/19/26

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Good morning kids. Whatever is happening with Venezuela, whatever the situation is in Iran and I am cheering on the long-suffering Persian people that they and the rest of humanity may at long last emerge from the shadow of Islamic terror, both of those pale in comparison to the mortal danger America, the American experiment and this nation faces now. Like many of you, I'd wager, despite my initial diffidence about Donald Trump 10 years ago, there is no doubt he has become one of the most important and consequential (in a positive sense) American presidents and indeed world leaders in our history. All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said that acquiring Greenland is “essential” to U.S. national security and that an impending “fight for the Arctic” is real. “President Trump strongly believes that we cannot outsource our security because … let me tell you what will happen. And it might not be next year, might not be in five years, but down the road, this fight for the Arctic is real,” Bessent began.

But as I stated, there are other frozen wastelands much closer to home that if we do nothing about them right here and right now will be our undoing.

Let me state it about as plainly as I can. The political leadership of the state of Minnesota, along with an alarming number of the citizenry, have de facto seceded from the Union and have all but openly declared war on the rest of the nation. You can read any of the links in the Civil War section or take in the totality of the headlines alone and that is a warning klaxon louder than a Concorde engine through a Marshall Amp as tall as the Washington Monument at full volume.

It seems that Minneapolis lefties have started patrolling the streets for drivers who happen to be behind the wheel of the same make of SUV as used by ICE and interrogating – not to say threatening – them. This video shows a gaggle of people’s tribunes who have brought an SUV to a stop (the video doesn’t show how) and forced the driver out to explain himself. They surround him, demand that he open the hatch to show them what he has inside, and then commence interrogating him. All that’s lacking are the Mao jackets and the caps with red stars. . . The driver’s attempts to ingratiate himself are almost as annoying: “I really appreciate what you guys are doing.” A century and a half ago, the socialist Commune took control of Paris and immediately started executing people. As they led one businessman to the killing ground, he cried out, “Why must I be shot … I know nothing of politics.”

The communard commander replied: “That is why you must be shot.” A century and a half, and they still haven’t woken up.

This is the mentality of the Cheka, the Red Guards, the Khmer Rouge – of every last attempt to introduce socialism by force -- out in the open and plain to see. One of the worst things about socialism is the way it empowers, encourages, and unleashes the foulest members of the human community. It can’t be crushed soon enough.

Elsewhere, the Neo Red Guards stormed into a church looking for blood:

The demonstrators with the Racial Justice Network stormed into the Cities Church and called out resident pastor David Eastwood, who they accused of moonlighting as the acting field office director for ICE in Minnesota.  A David Eastwood is listed as an employee with the field office, but it’s still unclear if that is the same man as the Cities Church pastor. The Post has reached out to the Department of Homeland Security to check.

Mistaken identity-Schmidentity! Like the Urine-soaked lice-infested whorehouse mattress AKA Jasmine Crockett, accusing Lee Zeldin of accepting donations from Jeffrey Epstein, who as it turned out was not the infamous Epstein but someone unlucky enough to have the same name.

So, they take out the wrong guy, but the message has been sent. Mr. President, there is no alternative but to invoke the Insurrection Act, declare Minnesota in rebellion, arrest Walz, Frey, suspend the state legislature, dissolve Minneapolis' city charter, and appoint a territorial governor and mayor to run affairs and call in the armed forces to patrol the streets and restore order. Anyone who even raises an eyebrow should be arrested for conspiracy to aid and abet insurrection.

What are the risks politically? So we lose the midterms and perhaps 2028. The Democrat rigging machine will no doubt be going all out to make what happened in 2020 look like child's play. To let Minnesota get away with this ultimately means we lose the nation. This cannot stand and must not be allowed to stand. President Trump rightly rails against Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants as "the worst president in history" but if Donald Trump fails to set an example of Minnesota, he may go down not merely as the worst president but as the LAST real president in US history because the USA truly will cease to exist. In the years ahead, we may outwardly resemble America, but the spirit of this nation, the Constitution and the rule of a just and stable law based on the ascendancy of 2,000 plus years of Judeo-Christian and western history, culture and morality will come crashing down around us.

Hyperbole? You tell me.

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1 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 07:10 AM (U2OZr)

2 Happy Monday

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 07:10 AM (gbOdA)

3 Fetched 'em

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 07:11 AM (U2OZr)

4 Fetched 'em

Now what do we do?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:12 AM (a4flb)

5 J.J. is at it early today.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 19, 2026 07:12 AM (0N4FZ)

6 Omar Fateh, a Minnesota state senator and failed Minneapolis mayoral candidate is calling for no-go zones in Minneapolis. In particular, he's demanding for no-go zones in the Somali neighborhoods and would in particular ban white supremacists. By this I think he means whites in general.

https://is.gd/QPclsf

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 19, 2026 07:14 AM (HTCU3)

7 Mornin’, Horde! HB:JJ.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 19, 2026 07:17 AM (ewuvP)

8 Socialist Spanish PM Sanchéz Calls for Creation of ‘European Armed Forces’ over Trump’s Greenland Threats

Trump is a freakin' Very Stable Genius, with $40T in debt, the EU wanting to trigger a nuclear exchange with Russia, and EU not wanting to ever contribute their "fair share" into NATO, these violent communist free loaders are going to pass the hat around to fund and build their own fucked up continental military.

Go long on popcorn futures.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:17 AM (a4flb)

9 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 07:17 AM (ExV1e)

10 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 19, 2026 07:18 AM (iMotb)

11 Being that most of what we call the US was purchased in one fashion or another, and since Trump is a Real Estate guy, it makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 07:18 AM (XV/Pl)

12 Gen Z Isn’t Lost. We’re Looking For A Conservatism That Works.

Typical. Instead of putting on work boots, they want a political system to do the work for them.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:19 AM (a4flb)

13 “For when people renounce lies,” he continued, “lies simply cease to exist,” and “the whole inhuman system will totter and collapse.”

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Exactly describing the last 100 days of Biden Admin.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 07:20 AM (gbOdA)

14 Good morning good people. Thank you J.J. and Happy Birthday.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2026 07:22 AM (cYBz/)

15 G'morning J.J.

As always, thank you for everything you do for us. And yeah, I think Trump's gonna have to invoke the Insurrection Act to deal with Minnesota. Things have gone past the tipping point there.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 07:22 AM (O7YUW)

16 All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!

This question has been answered, dozens of times, in these very comments, and yet the people who ask that question continue to ask it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)

17 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:24 AM (0x0rk)

18 Being that most of what we call the US was purchased in one fashion or another, and since Trump is a Real Estate guy, it makes perfect sense.

Since every single claim to deal with the fraud and corruption is being blocked by the courts, the current rate ($92,912 per second) of adding a trillion dollars to the current debt is under 125 days.

We can't afford our own mortgage, what makes anyone think we can get another?

BTW, doesn't EU, who is trying to figure out new ways to harm the US currently hold about $8T in our debt?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:24 AM (a4flb)

19 “By their fruits you will know them.”
- Matthew 7:15-20

Anyone who storms churches and terrorizes children is of their father the Devil. The spiritual war is out in the open now.

Posted by: Jmel at January 19, 2026 07:25 AM (bVhJi)

20 "We are showing something far more powerful and consequential here, which is love"

Love of money and power.

Put a wall around Minneapolis. No one goes in or out. It will be good training for NYC.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

21 I live Harmeet Dhillon and the work she does, but putting the church invaders "on notice" is way to on brand for Republicans.

I am sure they are quaking in their boots. On notice.

Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2026 07:27 AM (cD7Zt)

22 Minneapolis is what you get when you are more concerned with the optics and how that will be presented to an increasingly pliable public than you are about quelling a genuine insurrection.

This is where we are today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 07:28 AM (U2OZr)

23 Nobel Foundation Panics After Machado Gifts Trump Her Award, Says Prize Cannot Be ‘Passed On’

Panics? ( sigh )

They should worry more about their discredited reputation than who is housing a cheap piece of metal. These clowns handed out medals to terrorists and war lords.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:30 AM (a4flb)

24 >Activist educators are hijacking MLK Day — and Martin Luther King Jr.’s legacy — with ‘Palestine teach-in’
----

while watching football yesterday, NBC Sports pimped a day long tribute to MLK with

a MLK Day TV schedule full of NBA basketball

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

25 The mob is fine with pulling people from cars, storming churches, and burning Jews. Contain it long enough and at some point the herd will start eating itself.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F)

26 After the adjustments to the Electoral College map that look likely to come with the next census, the Democratic presidential nominee could win all states won by Kamala Harris, plus the blue wall of Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, and still fall short of the 270 electoral votes needed to win. An already unforgiving map gets more so, equally so in the Senate.

Which is why the Democrats will cheat to win in 2028 and the 2030 census will show that California gets 271 EC votes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

27 Good Monday morning!

Mid-20's overnight temps coming to SE Texas this weekend. What say you, ERCOT?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 07:31 AM (wVcYX)

28 GOP Stumbles On Core Republican Principles In Key Votes

The precise reason why voters who turn out for Trump do not turn out for the GOP.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

29 Minneapolis is what you get when you are more concerned with the optics and how that will be presented to an increasingly pliable public than you are about quelling a genuine insurrection.


I understand the theater in Minnisomalia in the same way as topless, busty assistant to a clumsy Illusionist in a late night Vegas act.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:33 AM (a4flb)

30
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2026 07:34 AM (tljrc)

31 I live Harmeet Dhillon and the work she does, but putting the church invaders "on notice" is way to on brand for Republicans.

I am sure they are quaking in their boots. On notice.

Posted by: blaster at January 19, 2026 07:27 AM (cD7Zt)

That's not even a single dog dare to try it again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 07:34 AM (wVcYX)

32 The mob is fine with pulling people from cars, storming churches, and burning Jews. Contain it long enough and at some point the herd will start eating itself.

When the body count starts to approach a typical weekend in Chicago, the Administration will....


... continue to sit on the side lines and heckle.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:35 AM (a4flb)

33 "GOP Stumbles On Core Republican Principles In Key Votes"

"Stumbles"? They skipped right in and bent over.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

34 Checking the news from different parts of Minnesota the crazy seems to be statewide.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 07:38 AM (0KSrI)

35 Anyone who storms churches and terrorizes children is of their father the Devil. The spiritual war is out in the open now.

I'm confused. There are many here who swear that the Church only gets stronger when its persecuted.

So please explain to me why the Devil is working to make the Church of the Living God stronger?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:39 AM (a4flb)

36 "GOP Stumbles On Core Republican Principles In Key Votes"

Perhaps GOPe's principles differ from Trump's and his voters'.

Posted by: davidt at January 19, 2026 07:39 AM (Q+gd/)

37 Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter’s high resolution camera is showing its age

Maybe they shouldn't order their cameras from Alibaba.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:42 AM (a4flb)

38 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 19, 2026 07:42 AM (53oGX)

39 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 19, 2026 07:43 AM (fY05x)

40
"I am sure they are quaking in their boots. On notice."

Try Double Secret Probation.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 19, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

41 Indiana state Sen. Jean Leising (R): “I don’t know why, if the proponents wanted this bill to pass, why they didn’t use some kindness.”

Look, you retard, at all of the "kindness" the Left is showing us.

They are at war, and you are obsessing about your damned feelings?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:45 AM (a4flb)

42 The mob is fine with pulling people from cars, storming churches"

Well, a half century of "whitey bad" plus a generous helping of World War "guilt"...

Yeah. The West is going full Spain, 1930's...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

43 >> In the years ahead, we may outwardly resemble America, but the spirit of this nation, the Constitution and the rule of a just and stable law based on the ascendancy of 2,000 plus years of Judeo-Christian and western history, culture and morality will come crashing down around us.

Thank you JJ. In my more pessimistic moments I think to myself that your description above came to pass in 2020 with covid and BLM and we’re just a zombie nation now. But…. I’m not always pessimistic and Trump 2.0 is a smash so far. Yeah he needs to invoke the IA yesterday in MN

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 07:46 AM (YobFY)

44 I had heard on the radio this morning that the reason Trump is fixated on Greenland is because Russia and China are already in talks with Denmark on using some of Greenland for bases for themselves.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 19, 2026 07:46 AM (BCuCF)

45 Suggested fix:

"Indiana state Sen. Jean Leising (R): “I don’t know why, if the proponents wanted this bill to pass, why they didn’t use some tire irons.”

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

46 Donald Trump has poor historical basis for asserting that circumstances do no exist in Minnesota sufficient to invoke the Insurrection Act. In fact, the assertion makes no sense.

George Bush invoked it as recently as 1992 for LA Riots.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 07:47 AM (t+TFX)

47 "I am sure they are quaking in their boots. On notice."

Try Double Secret Probation.


That sort of reckless escalation needs at least $10-20 billion in collateral damage and at least a score of casualties before that could be considered.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:47 AM (a4flb)

48 Video of a "protester" dressed as a Viking sitting in a bathtub on wheels being chased by "ICE" with the claim that the "Air Force" is being called in.

And people somehow do not realize that it's AI, including Morgan Freeman and Neera Tanden.

smdh...

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 07:49 AM (Y1sOo)

49 "All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!"

Tambreez

pro tip, Tambreez.com is a shitty website that crashed my browser that rarely crashes, look for info elsewhere.

TL/DR version: Great green gloppy globs of Gallium

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 19, 2026 07:49 AM (w/O5Q)

50

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 19, 2026 07:50 AM (DDJSl)

51 *Video of a "protester" dressed as a Viking sitting in a bathtub on wheels being chased by "ICE" with the claim that the "Air Force" is being called in.*
+++

Hmmmm...we could work with that...

Posted by: Mardi Gras crews in Mobile and New Orleans at January 19, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

52 Minneapolis is what you get when you are more concerned with the optics "

No, Minne is what you get when one tribe (N. Urrropeans) decide to hold hands and sing Kumbya. The "we must all get along" works to settle in the great white north, but requires complete cooperation. Introduce others and.... well, we all see.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:52 AM (XuXeR)

53 Not an attack on JJ. I'm not putting this all on Trump. I'm a little tired of that. I'm having trouble being patient in all this too. The man is one day away from it officially being a year in office. ONE YEAR. The Republican Party needs to leading this fight with the left too. Maybe a unified party in combatting the left with Trump will secure mid term victory.
Criticism is warranted with this Greenland thing while watching society crumble. I get it.
.....and the weak knee'd amongst us worried about the mid terms need to remember.......the left started this. From their pols to the people in the streets THEY STARTED THIS, not Trump. CHARLIE KIRK was December 7, 1941 for me. I need to get to work./rant

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2026 07:52 AM (IlL6s)

54 A century and a half ago, the socialist Commune took control of Paris and immediately started executing people. As they led one businessman to the killing ground, he cried out, “Why must I be shot … I know nothing of politics.”
_____________

We need a Galliffet in Minnesota.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 19, 2026 07:53 AM (XvL8K)

55 Being a Democrat might just disqualify people from being a responsible citizen

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 07:54 AM (Q2QJk)

56 From the mouths of foul-mouthed rappers:

Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
·
6h
DON ‘COCK SUCKIN’ LEMON IS DISGUSTING.

HOW DARE YOU?

I WANT THAT THUG IN JAIL!!!!!

HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ANY OTHER RELIGION.

LOCK HIM UP!!!!!

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:54 AM (t5upi)

57 Lula da Silva can EABOD… that is all

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 07:54 AM (YobFY)

58 If somebody would put Springsteen in a black Excursion with blue lights mounted and drive him around Minneapolis with the doors unlocked I would be eternally grateful.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 07:55 AM (vFG9F)

59 Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2026 07:52 AM (IlL6s)
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And your point is...????

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 07:55 AM (Q2QJk)

60 Something's screwed on Twitter. The 'top' comments are all paid blue-checks. Like worse than usual.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 07:55 AM (mlg/3)

61 If Britain Bans X, How Far Will It Go To Block Free Speech?"

'scuse me, but WTF? That's funny right there...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:55 AM (XuXeR)

62 All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!

Did CBD drop JJ on his head as part of a sous vide ritual? CHY-NUH. The answer is China.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:56 AM (t5upi)

63 My mother has a large vibrating egg inside her strap on. Tastes of Jasmine Crockett's crabs

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 19, 2026 07:57 AM (b5Ndj)

64 If somebody would put Springsteen in a black Excursion with blue lights mounted and drive him around Minneapolis with the doors unlocked I would be eternally grateful.

Suburban or Yukon. The Feds buy GM.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:57 AM (t5upi)

65 College football season drags on too long. I’m a fan and the championship game is tonight but… I’ve lost interest. Wrap it up on January 1st at the Rose, Sugar, Orange, Cotton and Fiesta bowls guys…. It’s ridiculous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (YobFY)

66 “ I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”

John 16:33

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (/nX+B)

67 My finger is coated in chocolate.

Posted by: AliasDumbAss at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

68 When the government rolls up on your demonstration, and opens fire:

https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/status/
2013123798380257770

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (ZxPkt)

69 62 All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!

Did CBD drop JJ on his head as part of a sous vide ritual? CHY-NUH. The answer is China.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:56 AM (t5upi)


You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (x0n13)

70 Suburban or Yukon. The Feds buy GM."

Of course. Government Motors.... but the fun part is that the cretins wouldn't know the difference, and would likely chase any large SUV...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR)

71 You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?

China has in fact offered Greenland cash and prizes as part of their usual Belt and Road thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:59 AM (t5upi)

72 "Suburban or Yukon. The Feds buy GM.
Posted by: Ian S."

I stand corrected. Anyway, how many Somalians would even recognize Springsteen before they stomped the crap out of him?

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:00 AM (vFG9F)

73 71 You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?

China has in fact offered Greenland cash and prizes as part of their usual Belt and Road thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:59 AM (t5upi)

Will they accept? Doubtful

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 08:01 AM (x0n13)

74 All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!
----
I believe Trump is trying to prevent Chyna-na or Roosia from acquiring it in the name of National Security. The consensus is that would be too close to home for security reasons. Plus, they may have natural resources that we need. I may be wrong...

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 19, 2026 08:01 AM (VCgbV)

75 You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?


I think the concern is that China is using the belt and road strategy to establish a foothold in Greenland and PDTS is having none of that. The same is true for Panama and other countries in that region.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 19, 2026 08:01 AM (luW68)

76 "Why must I be shot … I know nothing of politics.”

Being a normie in a time of monsters can be fatal.

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 19, 2026 08:01 AM (HYlJS)

77

Chinese Belt and Road initiative is a failure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 08:02 AM (x0n13)

78 You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


They've been buying up ports and air-slots around the world as part of their Belt and Road initiative. Is this a foreign concept?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 08:02 AM (mlg/3)

79 >> College football season drags on too long. I’m a fan and the championship game is tonight but… I’ve lost interest. Wrap it up on January 1st at the Rose, Sugar, Orange, Cotton and Fiesta bowls guys…. It’s ridiculous

Commissioners of the four power conferences met over the weekend to discuss expanding the number of teams in the playoffs to 16 or perhaps 24.

College football in February is on the table, it seems.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 08:02 AM (Y1sOo)

80 When the government rolls up on your demonstration, and opens fire:

https://x.com/AlinejadMasih/status/
2013123798380257770
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (ZxPkt)
==================
Here is the shortened url, in case you want to save yourself the trouble of trying to figure out where the extra characters are:

https://tinyurl.com/3fc7ntjh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:03 AM (Q2QJk)

81 There's often a method to Trump's madness even if not always evident. He's up to several things with "Greenland"

Trump & Co recently released a report on US global strategic priorities:
1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1

"Greenland" is clearly part of #1.

But it's also #3. Denmark has sovereignty over Greenland only in a nominal way for historic reasons now obscure. You'd think our NATO allies would appreciate our strategic interest and play along. But no.
By sending a token resistance force our NATO allies are proving that the Alliance is long past its expiration.

We should offer Greenlanders the same deal we give Puerto Ricans.

And give every adult a free Polaris snowmobile.

Trump knows how to close a deal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2026 08:03 AM (dtajH)

82 >> College football season drags on too long. I’m a fan and the championship game is tonight but… I’ve lost interest. Wrap it up on January 1st at the Rose, Sugar, Orange, Cotton and Fiesta bowls guys…. It’s ridiculous

Commissioners of the four power conferences met over the weekend to discuss expanding the number of teams in the playoffs to 16 or perhaps 24.

College football in February is on the table, it seems.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 08:02 AM (Y1sOo)

Won't that impair the students' study time?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)

83 81 Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2026 08:03 AM (dtajH)


And the country is coming apart at the seams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)

84 You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?
——
Nobody probably had the skinnies invading and occupying Minneapolis on their bingo card. Life comes at ya fast sometimes

Posted by: Wait, what? at January 19, 2026 08:05 AM (wJccJ)

85 Chinese Belt and Road initiative is a failure."

True, but historically, Chinese political practices resemble those of the GOP - they keep pushing long outdated ideas, often to their own detriment.

(happens when seniority is the rule)

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:05 AM (XuXeR)

86 Chinese Belt and Road initiative is a failure.

It's done well enough for them in Africa, and they were starting to expand it in South America before Maduro got yoinked.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 08:06 AM (t5upi)

87 You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?
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No, but I could see losing UK and German bases (or not wanting them), and needing a staging area for European operations, and I could see needing to defend mineral rights in the arctic from Russian encroachment, and Canada taking a pass. I could see subs transiting into the Atlantic from the north, and needing a secure base to track them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:06 AM (Q2QJk)

88 You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (x0n13)


No. They're going to BUY Greenland. It may take a while but they're willing to take the long view. They've been trying to 'help' the people of Greenland by giving them loans to have Chinese built airports, and harbors, in Greenland.

And Denmark would have no problems, at all, in selling Greenland to China all-in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

89 Won't that impair the students' study time?"

*laughs and laughs*

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)

90 I stand corrected. Anyway, how many Somalians would even recognize Springsteen before they stomped the crap out of him?

Do you have to be Somalian to want to stomp the crap out of Springsteen?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:06 AM (a4flb)

91 Also, JJ. I've been meaning to ask; is there a reason why you put the 'graph ahead of the headlines in the Morning Report?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 08:06 AM (mlg/3)

92 Chinese Belt and Road initiative is a failure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 08:02 AM (x0n13)
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Maybe in a financial sense.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:07 AM (/AIA+)

93 Sec. of War Pete Hegseth, is that “NO ONE wants to get into a narcoIts a Small World boat”

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:07 AM (gbOdA)

94 you're probably the only person who looked at the link

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)

95 > You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?
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China will infiltrate Greenland in much the same way they've infiltrated the US. They'll supply infrastructure projects designed to make life there more bearable. For the US it is readily apparent what China controls here, other than the government to a certain degree.

But, behind the scenes they'll gain control over ports they build, airports they control, the mines they run. All that leads to things like control of the Panama Canal or a puppet state like Venezuela.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 08:08 AM (U2OZr)

96 We should be actively letting Minnesota leave the union and removing citizenship from all Minnesotans. We should not pretend that the people of Minnesota have the same affinity for freedom, law enforcement and social cohesion that the rest of us do.

Posted by: Matthew Barber at January 19, 2026 08:08 AM (1Le5v)

97 It's done well enough for them in Africa,"

Nah. They've not recovered costs, and their shiny new roads of 20 years ago aren't so... nice anymore.

It's Africa.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

98 Do you have to be Somalian to want to stomp the crap out of Springsteen?

Springsteen worship is *the* Boomer thing I don't understand. He's an OK songwriter and his voice varies from passable to nails-on-a-chalkboard. E Street is the entire reason he was ever successful. It's like the Heartbreakers if Tom Petty sucked.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 08:09 AM (t5upi)

99
It's done well enough for them in Africa, and they were starting to expand it in South America before Maduro got yoinked.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 08:06 AM (t5upi)

Trying to put a railroad through that jungle is a bold choice, Cotton.

Didn't the Belgians try that in Africa? I think that ended Horribly, if memory serves.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 19, 2026 08:09 AM (w/O5Q)

100 And give every adult a free Polaris snowmobile Pack of Huskies.

Trump knows how to close a deal.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2026 08:03 AM (dtajH)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

101 Nah. They've not recovered costs, and their shiny new roads of 20 years ago aren't so... nice anymore.

Oh, financially it's a catastrophe. But for influence and getting lots of governments to owe them a favor it's done pretty well.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 08:10 AM (t5upi)

102 I was a deacon in the First Church of Bruce. And then, suddenly, one day I wasn't.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2026 08:10 AM (dtajH)

103 >> I could see subs transiting into the Atlantic from the north, and needing a secure base to track them.

We have one in the region already. We've had one for decades -- Keflavik Air Base in Iceland.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 08:10 AM (Y1sOo)

104 "Eisenhower sent the 101st Airborne to suppress peaceful protest and desegregate Little Rock, Arkansas at gunpoint. Not the National Guard, but the plain old regular Army. Equipped with live rounds. For 1/1000th of what Leftists are doing in Minnesota."

https://tinyurl.com/y5rcx9fv

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 08:10 AM (t+TFX)

105 @59 Huck Follywood-My point is I'm on the west coast and just woke up to get ready for work, so I'm still half asleep. I think my point is patience, the GOP and I know this is f'ing asking for a lot, need to be solidly behind the president in support when BS kicks off with these f'ing a-holes in Minnesota. As I've said numerous times here, the left is going to drag us kicking and screaming into civil war then make it look like we started it......and here we are. I understand watching shit go down as here within our own borders as JJ pointed out and then looking at this Greenland shit and going WTF. But as has happened in the past when we start doubting Trumps leadership he manages to land on his feet and/or make sense of what he is doing. Again, this shit with the insurrectionists in the Dem Party and their street thugs ramping up violence, the GOP needs to step the F up and lead this fight too. Like I said, I'mnot putting all this shit on Trump. Not making excuses for him but that useless tit of a f'ing party needs to step the F up. We need to be united on all fronts and not show any weakness or doubt because the MSM will exploit that and it'll cause doubt amongst some of us.

Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2026 08:11 AM (IlL6s)

106 Chinese Belt and Road initiative is a failure.

Unfortunately most of the Globalists don't see it that way.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:11 AM (a4flb)

107 I almost forgot. It's "Shoot A Lawyer In The Groin With a 40mm Foam Projectile Day".

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:12 AM (vFG9F)

108 you're probably the only person who looked at the link

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
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Your Iran massacre link? I looked but I will not play the video. I can no longer handle these after events from the start of the 21st century.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:12 AM (UUvzi)

109 > "Eisenhower sent the 101st Airborne to suppress peaceful protest and desegregate Little Rock, Arkansas at gunpoint.
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If the rumors are true, the 11th Airborne, based in Alaska was told yesterday or the day before to have about 1500 Soldiers "on standby"

11th ABN specializes in arctic warfare, airborne operations, combined arms, maneuver warfare, and urban warfare.
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Maybe a threat to give pause to the rioters and insurrectionists?

I'm not convinced this administration has the gumption to follow through with this, but the court of public opinion is clearly not on Walz or Frey's side. But probably not onboard with military intervention either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 08:13 AM (U2OZr)

110 It's "Shoot A Lawyer In The Groin With a 40mm Foam Projectile Day".

Now that's a day I can get behind!

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR)

111 the GOP needs to step the F up and lead this fight too.

I found your problem. The GOP is institutionally incapable of leadership.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:13 AM (a4flb)

112 All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?

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Its many things all at once.

No doubt, Greenland is of strategic importance because of its place on the map.

Because of its uniqueness it is a great bargaining chip to use against Europe and our purported NATO allies.

I think there is also something to the fact that it plays to our Manifest Destiny nature. Our country needs something to aspire to. For most of our history it was going westward. Then we had the space frontier. We need something.

Whether we get Greenland or not, we will be in a better position when all this is done.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 19, 2026 08:13 AM (sX1BW)

113 Minnesota voted for Mondale in 84… the only state to do so (along with DC of course). They’ve been screwed up for a long time….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 08:14 AM (/iXAp)

114 It's "Shoot A Lawyer In The Groin With a 40mm Foam Projectile Day".

Just Great.

We finally descended to "Ow, My Balls!" level of entertainment.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:14 AM (a4flb)

115 >Your Iran massacre link? I looked but I will not play the video. I can no longer handle these after events from the start of the 21st century.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
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understood
Shalom

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

116 PDT has a lot to do in the next three years. He can handle multiple things at once. Basic project management.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

117 Chinese Belt and Road initiative is a failure.

Unfortunately most of the Globalists don't see it that way.

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Define failure?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 19, 2026 08:14 AM (sX1BW)

118 Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2026 08:11 AM (IlL6s)

I suspect that you know, as I've heard you express the same, that the GOP is simply not equal to the task you describe. FFS, Thune is now siding with the democrats on Greenland. And any possibility of axing the filibuster has always been a non-starter.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 08:15 AM (t+TFX)

119 Handy list:

https://tinyurl.com/4y6haxfr

Waiting.

Yeh. I know. Not going to happen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:15 AM (UUvzi)

120 And the country is coming apart at the seams.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 08:04 AM (x0n13)
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Our country?

Lefties have done much worse in the past than so far these days. Recall they bombed the Capital, had armed terror groups in the sixties killing people and robbing banks, rioted over all kinds of stuff and burned most major cities (including my parents near-by city, Cleveland) etc.

Lefties kill people and destroy institutions, it's what they do. Just because they have taken over the Democrat Party, who successfully brought war to this country in the past in defense of enslaving people, an idea the lefties like, we shouldn't assume the end is nigh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:15 AM (hkdTz)

121 11th ABN specializes in arctic warfare, airborne operations, combined arms, maneuver warfare, and urban warfare.

What unit specializes in "disappearing" enemy combatants?

We need teams of those.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:16 AM (a4flb)

122 Today Is National Popcorn Day. 🍿

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

123 Is it not disturbing to anyone else that JJS knows the location of S&M Clubs throughout the Universe?

Posted by: Chad @ Ramrod Lounge at January 19, 2026 08:16 AM (oftw2)

124 Trump will make an example of MN, but he's taking his time. Moving Overton Windows first. This takes time because our Media is trying to hide the depths of what's been going on.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2026 08:16 AM (dtajH)

125 "Today Is National Popcorn Day. 🍿
Posted by: redridinghood"

We are going to need plenty for the groin shootin' later.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:17 AM (vFG9F)

126 Free at last, free at last, great God almighty, buy the first one full price get the second free at last!

--MLK Jr Day Sales ad.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2026 08:17 AM (CHHv1)

127 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ.
You know things are getting weird if Nicky Minaj sounds like a voice of reason. God bless her

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 08:17 AM (PTsqM)

128 College football is still being played on MLK Day?

Clearly they're all in the pay of Big Chicken Wing to boost sales.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 19, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

129 Think of the Belt and Road like this; if I were to try to control your town, would I have to buy up every parcel of land there? No. I'd just need to buy a controlling share of your utilities and the parking ticket service. With those tiny slivers of control, I could effectively destroy your town. Even if each purchase is a loss-leader, I could interrupt life to the point where people just give up.

What did Soros do to launch us into this post-modern misery? Only buy out the local AG and election officials. Low cost, high influence purchases that he ended about 2010, but we're seeing the results right now and for the foreseeable future. Min-maxxing as the kids say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 08:18 AM (mlg/3)

130 A Minneapolis protester allegedly stole a pricey camera from conservative provocateur Nick Sortor — who chased down the suspected thief and was dragged by her car as it swerved onto the sidewalk.
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JJ, important addendum:

https://tinyurl.com/2m9cp946

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:19 AM (UUvzi)

131 "Today Is National Popcorn Day. 🍿
Posted by: redridinghood"

We are going to need plenty for the groin shootin' later.


Does popcorn pair well with Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:19 AM (a4flb)

132 The ICE protests are about the midterms.

Most Democrats believe it will animate their base and get them to the polls.

Republican voters have thus far not gotten out in any numbers sufficient to win races since the general election.

You can argue that those are off cycle elections to your own detriment. Especially since mid-cycle elections for the party in power have their own dynamics.

There is also no question illegal immigrants are voting in Blue States with few election integrity measures. Democrats need those votes.

Republicans have done almost zero in Congress to bring election security- which was another reason we elected them. Harmeet is the only one launching lawsuits targeting election security. She stands alone.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2026 08:19 AM (/nX+B)

133 And the department stores are all having a White Sale.

Posted by: Heh at January 19, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)

134 Republicans have done almost zero in Congress to bring election security- which was another reason we elected them.

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This is unfortuante.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 19, 2026 08:20 AM (sX1BW)

135 Huck, thank you for that needed dose of perspective.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 08:20 AM (0KSrI)

136 Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:15 AM (hkdTz)

I keep saying that we need a better effort to politically communicate the sordid and subversive history of the Left in America. Either a national address by Trump or a propaganda team led by Vance that blitzes the media with this history -- not only for civic education purposes but as a proper preparation and groundwork for whatever we do in Minnesota. This is a longstanding war not some sudden phenomenon, and we need to explicate this and educate the citizenry (at least try).

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 08:20 AM (t+TFX)

137 Trump wants his Ice Station Zebra

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)

138 We should be actively letting Minnesota leave the union and removing citizenship from all Minnesotans. We should not pretend that the people of Minnesota have the same affinity for freedom, law enforcement and social cohesion that the rest of us do.
Posted by: Matthew Barber at January 19, 2026 08:08 AM (1Le5v)


To start with, we should stop sending money from the federal government to the states. If MN wants to play "give free money to the Somalis", let them play with THEIR tax dollars. Ditto Cali and the PNW.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

139 What's all this about shooting lawyers in the groin with popcorn balls?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (wVcYX)

140 We need to be united on all fronts and not show any weakness or doubt because the MSM will exploit that and it'll cause doubt amongst some of us.
Posted by: JROD at January 19, 2026 08:11 AM (IlL6s)
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Hard to stay that way, particularly when the President thinks the way to defeat the Propaganda Press is to flood the zone with exaggeration and other fun stuff, but I agree with you.

Mostly, we should beware of the Senate GOP. They are the enemy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (+lGm2)

141 Is it not disturbing to anyone else that JJS knows the location of S&M Clubs throughout the Universe?

One of the many miracles of AI, the ability to quickly scout out S&M Clubs throughout the Universe.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (a4flb)

142 They've not recovered costs...

Maybe they don't care about the money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

143 > Chinese Belt and Road initiative is a failure.
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It's not, specifically speaking, an initiative.

It's more of a policy. It's coercion wrapped up as payoffs and corruption as China takes, or builds, what China needs in the "belt and road" locations they've focused on.

In regards to Greenland, if China were to gain a foothold they'd be in a prime position to hem in the US military from ever leveraging the Arctic for whatever purposes they'd need.

For example; it's a prime submarine "shortcut" to traverse from Atlantic to Pacific by sailing under the ice. We do it regularly. So do the Russians. The Chinese, not so much. That would change.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (U2OZr)

144 BTW, watched a few vids of "harassment" in Minne... is everyone there 5'4" and seriously overweight? Look at the backgrounds - it's rather odd, or are the cosplayers just... short and fat?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)

145 And the department stores are all having a White Sale.

Posted by: Heh at January 19, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1)
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Have you forgotten Black Friday?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:23 AM (UUvzi)

146 Double Tap Double Standard was a failed girl bands reboot of Spinal Tap.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)

147 We are going to need plenty for the groin shootin' later.
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:17 AM (vFG9F)
******
It's also, Gun Appreciation Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

148
I was born in Greenland yeah,
I was born in Greenland yeah!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbonesteen at January 19, 2026 08:24 AM (BSdIE)

149 Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 08:20 AM (t+TFX)
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"educating citizens"... that's so 19th century!

I agree but, first, we need to swap out the teachers unions for something new and different.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:24 AM (+lGm2)

150 To start with, we should stop sending money from the federal government to the states. If MN wants to play "give free money to the Somalis", let them play with THEIR tax dollars. Ditto Cali and the PNW.

Been There, Done That, Bought The T-Shirt.
Dog ate the souvenirs.

See: Hawaiian Federal District Judge

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:24 AM (a4flb)

151 Greenland is going to be paradise when global warming finally sets in.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 19, 2026 08:24 AM (sX1BW)

152 What's all this about shooting lawyers in the groin with popcorn balls?"

It's nuts.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)

153 To start with, we should stop sending money from the federal government to the states. If MN wants to play "give free money to the Somalis", let them play with THEIR tax dollars. Ditto Cali and the PNW.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

Sending money to DC so the sociopaths, cocksuckers, and communist can take the 30% or so cut is stupid.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

154 BTW, watched a few vids of "harassment" in Minne... is everyone there 5'4" and seriously overweight? Look at the backgrounds - it's rather odd, or are the cosplayers just... short and fat?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)
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Someone on X called the fat one with a gun "Meal Team Six."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (UUvzi)

155
There was a discussion in yesterday's Book Thread about Catch-22 and the number of missions pilots were expected to fly.

I poked around some and found a study from the USAF Historical Division on combat crew rotations in World War II and Korea (https://tinyurl.com/bdfr9fpc). Basically, there was never a hard-and-fast number of missions a pilot had to fly before rotating out of combat duties. There were a large number of factors that went into it, like combat fatigue and availability of replacement crews. And, yes, morale.

What's clear is that it wasn't some arbitrary decision made by a local commander. Like a lot of other things that the men at the low level were arbitrary, there were actually at lot of Pentagon analysts looking at the situation and trying to balance operational requirements with resources available.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (tgvbd)

156 Guten morgen, Hordevolk. It's so cold here that we're going to have to drive Pookette to school. My parents did the same for me back in the day, so no "uphill both ways" stories this morning.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to keep everyone warm at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (Wt5PA)

157 BTW, watched a few vids of "harassment" in Minne... is everyone there 5'4" and seriously overweight? Look at the backgrounds - it's rather odd, or are the cosplayers just... short and fat?
Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)

It's brutally cold up there for long stretches so the Law of Conservation of Thermodynamics favors spheroid shapes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (wVcYX)

158 Belt and road is a mixed bag. But it's had a rough few years. They were making great progress in taking over Europe, but that was halted as they backed Russia against Ukraine. And then Trump ejected their sorry asses from their South American stronghold, at least for the time being. Their central Asian suzerainty is teetering on the brink of collapse. They still run the US government, but it's been much more impotent and unable to contain the Orange Usurper during his second reign.

It kinda sucks to be China right now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (BI5O2)

159 725 and thru da links

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:26 AM (gbOdA)

160 And it's Robert E. Lee Day
Interesting that it also happens to be on MLK day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

161 BTW, watched a few vids of "harassment" in Minne... is everyone there 5'4" and seriously overweight? Look at the backgrounds - it's rather odd, or are the cosplayers just... short and fat?

For those who are unfamiliar with arctic weather conditions: Cold Weather Gear doesn't make you appear taller.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:26 AM (a4flb)

162 Someone on X called the fat one with a gun "Meal Team Six."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (UUvzi)
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Sean Davis:

https://tinyurl.com/2yn2c23z

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:27 AM (UUvzi)

163 Republicans have done almost zero in Congress to bring election security-"

Out on a (small) limb here, but many (most?) GOPe types really can't wrap their heads around "cheating" in an election.

It's almost modern day German thinking - "I don't have my license, therefore I can't drive"...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

164 What a strange mindset for a voter: I’m not sure who to vote for in the midterms but look on TV those ICE protesters attacking federal agents… that’s the ticket I’m voting Dem!

I don’t follow the logic….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 08:28 AM (/iXAp)

165 "it's everyone there 5'4" and seriously overweight?"

I gather that many are not native Somalians.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:28 AM (vFG9F)

166 There are videos surfacing in Minneapolis of armed "protesters." Not your typical soi infused, transtifa nutter either. AR's and PCC's. Whether these goons are proficient with them is debatable.

But it's certainly escalation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 08:28 AM (U2OZr)

167 Good morning J.J. and Hordelings. Really snowy and windy right now.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 19, 2026 08:28 AM (kpS4V)

168 "Minnesomalians", I mean.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:29 AM (vFG9F)

169 For those who are unfamiliar with arctic weather conditions: Cold Weather Gear doesn't make you appear taller."

I was born in Chicago, and lived in Alaska as a ute... I know FWG

*now where are my 4 buckle arctics?*

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

170 Guten morgen, Hordevolk. It's so cold here that we're going to have to drive Pookette to school. My parents did the same for me back in the day, so no "uphill both ways" stories this morning.

What a horrible parent. You have wrecked your child's ability to convey a Get Off My Lawn level of toughness to the next generation.

Force them to walk barefoot in it, follow them from a short distance in a warm car while you drink hot cocoa if you think they might not make it and need observation.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:30 AM (a4flb)

171 It's brutally cold up there for long stretches so the Law of Conservation of Thermodynamics favors spheroid shapes.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Not sure I buy your theory. Drive through Georgetown, Maryland winter or summer. You will see the world's largest collection of Spherical Guatemalans.

Posted by: Wrap 'Em Up, Roll 'em Out.... at January 19, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)

172 Polk County, Florida Sheriff Grady Judd just NAILED the Fake News

"I don't call them undocumented immigrants, I call them ILLEGAL immigrants because that's what they are!"

"The reason they're not documented is they're not legal, okay, they're illegal immigrants. 74% PERCENT of the illegal immigrants that we've detained have had criminal charges against them. The other 26% were riding with them!"

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

173 you're probably the only person who looked at the link

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
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I always go to your links. Lefty yutes, particularly those who want to take to the streets and demonstrate in favor of "social justice", should see what real injustice is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:31 AM (gonTq)

174 Wait, who is going to school on Saint MLK Day? Reeeeeee!

Posted by: Heresy!! at January 19, 2026 08:31 AM (oftw2)

175 I propose that we trade Minnesota for Alberta. We get oil, they get diversity. Win for everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 08:31 AM (7xrfc)

176 Do "protesters" get paid more when the temperature is below 20 degrees?

Posted by: Asking for a friend at January 19, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

177 The mid-terms will be decided by Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Trump has gotten White Non-College to turnout after they were evicted from their historic home in the D party. Hispanics and Black Men have been joining. Still plenty of room to grow.

Trump will run this year as if he's the head of the ticket. If he gets turnout, it won't show up in the public polls.


Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2026 08:32 AM (dtajH)

178 Ice should carry water guns in their pickups. You can disperse a crowd in Minnesota pretty quickly when they get wet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:33 AM (gonTq)

179 Everybody's Got A Stinky Fart

Posted by: Peeeuuce Spunkstench at January 19, 2026 08:33 AM (VjfFB)

180 "It's also, Gun Appreciation Day.
And it's Robert E. Lee Day"

*jumps over a creek in a car while shooting a 40mm projectile at a lawyer's groin and blowing "Dixie" on the horn*

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:34 AM (vFG9F)

181 I would say 3.5 (R)s out of 10 like being on the losing side.
They claim they cant do anything and need more $$$ for the next election.

Cornyns entire career.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

182 Ice should carry water guns in their pickups. You can disperse a crowd in Minnesota pretty quickly when they get wet.

You do realize The Other Team can do that too.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:34 AM (a4flb)

183 One month ago, we were all excited, waiting for Santa Claus and the Big Day. What do we have to look forward to now? Terrible Art that offends our sensibilities at 9:30 AM EST?

Posted by: Deflated Scrotum Guy at January 19, 2026 08:34 AM (oftw2)

184 Huck, have a nice day

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 08:35 AM (ZxPkt)

185 *jumps over a creek in a car while shooting a 40mm projectile at a lawyer's groin and blowing "Dixie" on the horn*

Have you tried that as an AI prompt?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:35 AM (a4flb)

186 >> Guten morgen, Hordevolk. It's so cold here that we're going to have to drive Pookette to school. My parents did the same for me back in the day, so no "uphill both ways" stories this morning.

I had morning paper routes as a yute… upper Midwest…. Winter mornings on a bike could be unpleasant. On the worst days I’d sometimes beg mom or dad to drive me around to avoid the bike on icy streets. Very rarely they would succumb and it was luxuriously warm in the car between stops (while below zero outside)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 08:35 AM (/iXAp)

187 In Minnesota, you have a duty to retreat, especially in public spaces. That duty was affirmed as recently as 2024 by the Minnesota Supreme Court.

Open carry of rifles is also illegal in Minnesota.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2026 08:35 AM (/nX+B)

188 Thank you, Scott Adams.

You lost your son to a fentanyl and made it one of your missions to stamp it out.

You did it, Scott, you did it.
============================
I did not know he lost a child to fentanyl. So many did so I shouldn't be surprised, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:36 AM (gonTq)

189
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0

Don Lemon after storming a church with a mob of leftist extremists say: “That’s what protesting is about, it’s to make people uncomfortable. You may not like it, but…”

https://tinyurl.com/2dmhhcv2

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

190 Was the vile and stupid Don Lemon part of the mob that stormed the church?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 08:36 AM (8CIFn)

191 Huck, have a nice day
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 08:35 AM (ZxPkt)
============
thank you sir, and right back at you

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:37 AM (IJcwT)

192 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

193 What a shitty weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

194 What a strange mindset for a voter: I’m not sure who to vote for in the midterms but look on TV those ICE protesters attacking federal agents… that’s the ticket I’m voting Dem!

-----

Same as it was last time Minnesotans started a political riot to undermine Trump... the mindset for the weak-willed centrist normies isn't "I approve of civil disorder and am voting for more of it," it's "the Democrats will quit employing disorder as a political tool if we give them their way." They are voting to restore order.

This is an example Nietzsche would have used to illustrate the natural supremacy of those with a will to power over those with the slave mentality. It's quite pathetic. They're cringing and servile subjects of a criminal master class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 08:37 AM (BI5O2)

195 "Have you tried that as an AI prompt?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure "

No, but I hereby relinquish all claims to the image.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:37 AM (vFG9F)

196 *jumps over a creek in a car while shooting a 40mm projectile at a lawyer's groin and blowing "Dixie" on the horn*

Please ensure that the short shorts are worn by the correct party...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

197 *The mid-terms will be decided by Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.*


That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at January 19, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

198 Force them to walk barefoot in it, follow them from a short distance in a warm car while you drink hot cocoa if you think they might not make it and need observation.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:30 AM (a4flb)

One problem with this scenario: I can't drink hot cocoa.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to keep everyone warm at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Wt5PA)

199 In Minnesota, you have a duty to retreat, especially in public spaces. That duty was affirmed as recently as 2024 by the Minnesota Supreme Court.

Open carry of rifles is also illegal in Minnesota.
Posted by: Marcus T



Minnesota is such an unserious, silly place.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (0x0rk)

200 Funeral services were ok and the First Lady did her eulogy just fine and all, but it still sucked.

It'll take a bit to get past it, regardless of what I though of him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

201
The Big Dummy was Best of Breed yesterday in his final show for January, since we elected to skip going to Alexandria. He'll be at Westminster next on February 2nd.

He was Best of Breed in all 10 shows he competed in and ends the month with 118 breed points and 484 all-breed points. So in a month he got better than a third of what he did all last year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (tgvbd)

202 Compare the January 6th Liberators with the Minneapolis Commune Rioters.

Has the FBI used facial recognition? Have they swept the leg? Help us Bondi! Of course not...they will do nothing. Where have you gone Bongino?

Posted by: The FBI Is Worthless at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (R/m4+)

203 190 Was the vile and stupid Don Lemon part of the mob that stormed the church?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 08:36 AM (8CIFn)

I would not attend a church that does not have armed guards.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

204 They aren’t even “immigrants”, a term reserved for those who are processed through ports of entry. Legally.

Technically speaking, they are illegal aliens, because that’s what the law calls them. Not a few of them are enemy combatants get right down to it. That was the intent by their importation, no? If there is another explanation I’d sure like to hear it.

Posted by: Wait, what? at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (wJccJ)

205 Was the vile and stupid Don Lemon part of the mob that stormed the church?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 08:36 AM (8CIFn)



I read he was, then immediately lied about his presence there once he found out what he did was illegal.

The left. They are broken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

206 It kinda sucks to be China right now.

OTOH, the next Dem President will start fellating them on day one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)

207 A Continental Army?
Poo Tin grins.

Poo Tin doesn't have much better of an army evidenced by inability to take Ukraine, but his is blooded.

EU will get draft riots.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 08:40 AM (6CO1G)

208
He was Best of Breed in all 10 shows he competed in and ends the month with 118 breed points and 484 all-breed points. So in a month he got better than a third of what he did all last year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (tgvbd)



That's impressive.

Does he have any Grey Poupon?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

209 EU will get draft riots."

I'd laugh... and laugh.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

210 Someone on X called the fat one with a gun "Meal Team Six."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:25 AM (UUvzi)
-

Sean Davis:

https://tinyurl.com/2yn2c23z
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 08:27 AM (UUvzi)
====================
Where was that guy when the Fibbies were arresting grandma's for praying at abortion mills? Does he defend everyone against the Feds, or just Somalian fraudsters?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:41 AM (IJcwT)

211 FACE act the church invaders.
Next sue them for violating First Amend.
Also bet there is conspiracy.
Round them up on any charge and leave them in an outdoor cage for a day or 2.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:41 AM (gbOdA)

212 Farman also appears to have a suppressor on his rifle.

That suppressor is an NFA item, permit issued by the Feds.

That permit can be revoked for many reasons, including what he is doing in that video.

Food for thought.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (/nX+B)

213 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (tgvbd)
*******
Congratulations!
And Good Luck at Westminster!
You must be so proud.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

214 I almost forgot. It's "Shoot A Lawyer In The Groin With a 40mm Foam Projectile Day".
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:12 AM


Wait, whut?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (Wnv9h)

215 Poo Tin runs a gas station.
With a GDP that's about the same as the State of Florida.

Posted by: Economic Reality at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

216 OTOH, the next Dem President will start fellating them on day one.

Correction: The next Dem President† will be one who has a long history of fellating them.


† Assuming that there is still even the echoes of a Constitutional Republic and an Article II authorization.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (a4flb)

217 *Fatman.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (/nX+B)

218 Funeral services were ok and the First Lady did her eulogy just fine and all, but it still sucked.

It'll take a bit to get past it, regardless of what I though of him.
Posted by: Sponge


Sorry you had to go through that.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (0x0rk)

219 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:38 AM (tgvbd)
=================
Congratulations to the Big Dummy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (IJcwT)

220 Trump has gotten White Non-College to turnout after they were evicted from their historic home in the D party.
——-

Have you incorporated “Black Non-College” into your nomenclature too? Or would that offend the Usual Suspects

Posted by: Wait, what? at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (wJccJ)

221
I almost forgot. It's "Shoot A Lawyer In The Groin With a 40mm Foam Projectile Day".
Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:12 AM

Wait, whut?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (Wnv9h)


Every day should be "Shoot A Lawyer In The Groin With a 40mm Foam Projectile Day".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:43 AM (tgvbd)

222 Farman also appears to have a suppressor on his rifle."

Pistol. Odd duck, that one - no assist, optic looks mismounted, and the magazine is oddly oversized, or dude has small hands.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

223 There is video of Lemon conspiring with the "protesters" pre-attack, during the occupation of the church, and afterword attempting to "interview" church members as they were chased out.

Posted by: Peeeuuce Spunkstench at January 19, 2026 08:43 AM (VjfFB)

224 #202 re Bongino
Yep... what a disappointment.
It's possible it's health related. Or a deep familial issue. Something excusable.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 08:43 AM (6CO1G)

225 What will Somali Muslims in Minnesota do when they find out their new bestie Don Lemon is a homosexual? Treat him like a goat?

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 08:44 AM (PTsqM)

226 I had morning paper routes as a yute… upper Midwest…. Winter mornings on a bike could be unpleasant. On the worst days I’d sometimes beg mom or dad to drive me around to avoid the bike on icy streets. Very rarely they would succumb and it was luxuriously warm in the car between stops (while below zero outside)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 08:35 AM (/iXAp)

Dad had a paper route adjacent to mine, so if it was below 10 degrees, he drove for both our routes.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 19, 2026 08:44 AM (Wt5PA)

227 FACE act the church invaders.
Next sue them for violating First Amend.
Also bet there is conspiracy.
Round them up on any charge and leave them in an outdoor cage for a day or 2.


Then comes the implementation details such as finding the unicorn prosecutor, judge and jury that would realize any of these fantasies of yours.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:44 AM (a4flb)

228 Funeral services were ok and the First Lady did her eulogy just fine and all, but it still sucked."

Bummer. Best to y'all...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

229 Treat him like a goat?"

Dude looks like a ....

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

230
Sorry you had to go through that.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:42 AM (0x0rk)



It is a fact of life. We figured he wasn't going any time soon, so the suddenness of it all is a bit harsh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

231 That’s what protesting is about, it’s to make YOU uncomfortable

Edited for clarity.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 08:46 AM (7xrfc)

232 What will Somali Muslims in Minnesota do when they find out their new bestie Don Lemon is a homosexual? Treat him like a goat?

One would hope that they would host a roof-top party celebrating him.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 08:46 AM (a4flb)

233 All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!

This question has been answered, dozens of times, in these very comments, and yet the people who ask that question continue to ask it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 07:24 AM (ExV1e)

Too many here never read the links or links that fellow commenters have provided. Been that way for a very long time. Frustrating. Here's the link provided by a commenter yesterday that explains WHY Greenland.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxyma3h

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 08:47 AM (5xuJ/)

234
In the latest episode of-

"The Delaware Hillbillies"

The laffs keep coming' as Hunter's a now deadbeat Dad! Head of the clan, Ol' Joe takes a crap in the cement pond! And Dr Jill runs out of her rheumatiz medicine for martinis!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 08:47 AM (iJfKG)

235 Poo Tin runs a gas station.
With a GDP that's about the same as the State of Florida
*****
A gas station with strategic intercontinental missiles and tactical battlefield nuclear weapons.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 08:47 AM (6CO1G)

236 Last week:
"The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) ordered officers this week to stop using one type of less lethal weapon during protests, after a federal judge found the department was in contempt of a previous ruling limiting their use and ordered a ban on them as a crowd control tool.

Officers received a message Thursday that said, "effective IMMEDIATELY the 40mm SHALL NOT be used during any CROWD CONTROL situation."


As the story goes, an officer shot a man in the groin, then shot a lawyer in the groin when the lawyer asked the officer for his name.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:47 AM (vFG9F)

237 I read he was, then immediately lied about his presence there once he found out what he did was illegal.

The left. They are broken.
Posted by: Sponge



How did Don Lemon not know that was illegal?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:48 AM (0x0rk)

238 @202

>>Where have you gone Bongino?

That punk ass is abandoning ship, he will never be taken seriously again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 08:48 AM (XV/Pl)

239 Every day should be "Shoot A Lawyer In The Groin With a 40mm Foam Projectile Day".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:43 AM


It's going to be like that, then? Fine.

*goes looking for groinal armor*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 08:48 AM (Wnv9h)

240 The newly revealed emails show Fauci telling colleagues including Surgeon General Vivek Murthy, National Institutes of Health Director Francis Collins and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Rochelle Walensky that the Israeli study of nearly 800,000 people, which got wide visibility in Science, was "rather impressive."

The study, then a preprint that hadn't gone through peer-review, showed natural immunity was 13 times more protective than Pfizer vaccination against reinfection and 27 times more protective against symptomatic COVID.

I hate FauxChi

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

241 A gas station with strategic intercontinental missiles and tactical battlefield nuclear weapons."

So, Buc-ee's...

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

242 #202 re Bongino
Yep... what a disappointment.
It's possible it's health related. Or a deep familial issue. Something excusable.
Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 08:43 AM (6CO1G)



He did a hostage video with his wife shortly after leaving his post where he said the most important thing in his mind every day is Israel. Really? Your job was to get the criminal element in this country under control and the first thing you worry about every day is Israel?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

243 Seamus (FreedomToons)
@seamus_coughlin
"Me and my street militia are going around demanding to see people's papers and shutting down churches. You know, to fight fascism"
--
Hunting people on the street and making them prove they are not Staatsfeinde.
Attacking people if they wear clothes like the Staatsfeinde.
Breaking into religious buildings to find if they're hiding any Staatsfeinde.

That's not 1930 Germany, that's 2026 Minneapolis.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 08:49 AM (HXT0k)

244 The Big Dummy rolls on, steamrolling the competition. For his next act, invading NY on Groundhog Day. Inspiring to those of us with fair to middlin' IQs.

Posted by: Short Bus Billy at January 19, 2026 08:49 AM (oftw2)

245 Mommy, the teacher says I'm a better painter than daddy.
Can we sell my paintings for more money than he did?

Posted by: Navy Joan at January 19, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

246 234
In the latest episode of-

"The Delaware Hillbillies"

The laffs keep coming' as Hunter's a now deadbeat Dad! Head of the clan, Ol' Joe takes a crap in the cement pond! And Dr Jill runs out of her rheumatiz medicine for martinis!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 08:47 AM (iJfKG)

The BelAirRabs was funnier.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

247 How did Don Lemon not know that was illegal?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 08:48 AM (0x0rk)



Does any leftist that does anything think any of it is illegal, ever?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

248
Though I'll say that all the lawyers I've worked with - one excepted - have been fine folks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)

249 We had a fat X-class solar flare yesterday, which kicked off a huge proton storm, currently at level S3 and still intensifying. A big honking CME was launched, which should get here in the next 24 hours. FYI.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 08:50 AM (N8ZBc)

250 We had a fat X-class solar flare yesterday, which kicked off a huge proton storm, currently at level S3 and still intensifying. A big honking CME was launched, which should get here in the next 24 hours. FYI.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 08:50 AM (N8ZBc)



#Winning!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

251 then shot a lawyer in the groin when the lawyer asked the officer for his name."

"ol Billy was right..."

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

252 You don't have to shoot just any old lawyer in the groin with a 40mm foam projectile, just the ones who deserve it.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (vFG9F)

253 Episcopal clergy are nuts generally, ask me how I know, but this bishop in Concord, New Hampshire takes the anti-Ice cake.

A New Hampshire Episcopal bishop is attracting national attention after warning his clergy to finalize their wills and get their affairs in order to prepare for a “new era of martyrdom.”

https://tinyurl.com/3jaf6zp7

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (Ast+i)

254 @seamus_coughlin
"Me and my street militia are going around demanding to see people's papers and shutting down churches. You know, to fight fascism"
--



Because nothing fights fascism better than full throttle fascism.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

255 Does any leftist that does anything think any of it is illegal, ever?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
Why should they. The MSM never holds them accountable and judges let them off.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

256 I saw a clip of StarFeet Academy and it was some skinny lesbo gal ( I think she was trying to be a comedian at one time) walking around talking down to the student so a typical college prof.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:53 AM (gbOdA)

257 242 #202 re Bongino
Yep... what a disappointment.
It's possible it's health related. Or a deep familial issue. Something excusable.
Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 08:43 AM (6CO1G)

I think it’s just a demonstration of the fact that people who know how to talk a big game aren’t necessarily the ones who have the skills needed to actually fix anything.

I think he was just overwhelmed by the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 08:53 AM (cP7R4)

258 @240

>> I hate FauxChi

There are a lot of people that think vaccines are some sort of super solider serum, all they do is trick the body into doing what it can already do.

Fauchi along with a rather large cadre of the medical and scientific community desperately need to meet the business end of an industrial wood chipper.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 08:53 AM (XV/Pl)

259 Though I'll say that all the lawyers I've worked with - one excepted - have been fine folks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)



I haven't worked with many, but the last one I did work with was just fine, right up to the point where we needed to talk to him about some things and ask some questions after the fact. Then, he was a total ghost.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

260 Because nothing fights fascism better than full throttle fascism.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

One of the biggest selling books in last 20 years tell you to be racist to fight racism.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

261 Your papers, old man! Show me your papers!

Posted by: Every WWII movie ever made at January 19, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

262 warning his clergy to finalize their wills and get their affairs in order to prepare for a “new era of martyrdom.”

Well.... bye.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

263 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga

Postal workers in Minneapolis are threatening a strike over the ICE operations.

Fire them all. There’s no reason these deranged activists should be federal employees.

https://tinyurl.com/2hszer8j

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

264 Why should they. The MSM never holds them accountable and judges let them off.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)



Exactly.

If you let the petulant child get away with it, the petulant child will continue to do it and think it's just fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

265 Via Insty

Ugh. The laws against public mask wearing used against the KKK, need to be applied to these retards.

https://x.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/201264419340
8012652

99% of this vicious stupidity would instantly disappear if they can't hide their faces.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 08:55 AM (iJfKG)

266 244 The Big Dummy rolls on, steamrolling the competition. For his next act, invading NY on Groundhog Day. Inspiring to those of us with fair to middlin' IQs.


sock trouble?

anyway I will be excited to root for him!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2026 08:55 AM (emBoF)

267
One of the biggest selling books in last 20 years tell you to be racist to fight racism.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 08:54 AM (gbOdA)



"Sometimes you have to break the rules of capitalism to save capitalism."

- - - - - Some Genius in History

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

268 Don lemon is now going to try to play the “I’m just a journalist!” Game, while trying to hide the fact he helped to organize the fact.

I don’t think anyone expected Minneapolis to blow up like this, but this is where the rad left has chosen the battle to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 08:56 AM (cP7R4)

269 Postal workers in Minneapolis are threatening a strike over the ICE operations.


how would anyone even notice?

our post offices are either officially closed or unofficially never open. the regular mail takes weeks if it ever comes. I watched one of the brand-new EV postal trucks slide and spin on a normal road this weekend.

lol SHUT IT DOWN! I know, it's Constitutional. but it isn't working. AT ALL.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2026 08:57 AM (emBoF)

270 Episcopal clergy are nuts generally, ask me how I know, but this bishop in Concord, New Hampshire takes the anti-Ice cake.

A New Hampshire Episcopal bishop is attracting national attention after warning his clergy to finalize their wills and get their affairs in order to prepare for a “new era of martyrdom.”

https://tinyurl.com/3jaf6zp7
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (Ast+i)
----
Uh, I think I would be extra careful about consuming the Communion wine...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 08:57 AM (ESVrU)

271 I haven't worked with many, but the last one I did work with was just fine, right up to the point where we needed to talk to him about some things and ask some questions after the fact. Then, he was a total ghost.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Hopefully whoever it was he had for the case before yours got ghosted like that while he was being attentive and diligent for your case.

"Screw it backwards" is the new "Pay it forwards".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 08:58 AM (JwNbV)

272 I don’t think anyone expected Minneapolis to blow up like this, but this is where the rad left has chosen the battle to be.


for now, yes. it is an odd choice I guess.

sick people have invaded to join the native degens

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2026 08:58 AM (emBoF)

273 “By their fruits you will know them.”
- Matthew 7:15-20

Anyone who storms churches and terrorizes children is of their father the Devil. The spiritual war is out in the open now.
Posted by: Jmel

Well, the attack was led by failed CNN journalist Don LeMon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 08:58 AM (L/fGl)

274 "Postal workers in Minneapolis are threatening a strike over the ICE operations"

Will anybody notice? They might just demonstrate how useless they are for anything but junk mail. All the Minnesomalians get their checks electronic deposit.

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 08:58 AM (vFG9F)

275 https://x.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/201264419340
8012652

99% of this vicious stupidity would instantly disappear if they can't hide their faces.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 08:55 AM (iJfKG)



He shouldn't have taken it off. He's a big boy. Seems he could've done some damage to the masked faces and wreaked havoc.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

276 I think it’s just a demonstration of the fact that people who know how to talk a big game aren’t necessarily the ones who have the skills needed to actually fix anything.

I think he was just overwhelmed by the job.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 08:53 AM (cP7R4)
******
Plus it was a huge pay cut.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

277 get their affairs in order to prepare for a “new era of martyrdom.”

https://tinyurl.com/3jaf6zp7
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 08:52 AM (Ast+i)
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Uh, I think I would be extra careful about consuming the Communion wine...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 19, 2026 08:57 AM (ESVrU)

Dude shows up in full plate armor and a big honkin' "DEUS VULT" banner, i'm listening.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 08:59 AM (JwNbV)

278 All those NFL football players have “choose love” written on the back of their helmets. I don’t understand why that hasn’t solved all the world’s problems…. It’s mystifying

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 09:00 AM (YobFY)

279 "Postal workers in Minneapolis are threatening a strike over the ICE operations"

+++
I don't work in the rain.

Posted by: Newman at January 19, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

280 "Postal workers in Minneapolis are threatening a strike over the ICE operations"
======================
We just got word a Christmas card we mailed over a month ago finally got delivered last Friday. If they aren't already "on strike", they sure as hell aren't working either.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 09:00 AM (9LIkP)

281 278 All those NFL football players have “choose love” written on the back of their helmets. I don’t understand why that hasn’t solved all the world’s problems…. It’s mystifying
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 09:00 AM (YobFY)

Not exactly the message I want to deliver to the guy standing right behind me...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:00 AM (JwNbV)

282 > I don’t think anyone expected Minneapolis to blow up like this, but this is where the rad left has chosen the battle to be.
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A weak, pliable and stupid governor plus a pliable and belligerent mayor... both balls deep in corruption. On one hand, they were easy to goad into supporting the insurrection. On the other hand, the price paid to get them onboard was peanuts compared to the overall fraud going on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 09:01 AM (U2OZr)

283 Another upbeat and jubilant Morning Report editorial. Thanks for kicking my day off, JJ.

Of course, we live a long way from Minnesotastan, so I can bask in my relatively ignorant sense of safetitude.

Started out with a bright rosy sunrise, but now it's gone all overcast. The arctic is moving in for a few days. I see Snow Showers and 14°/4° predicted for Friday. In that regard, not as far from Minnesotastan as I might prefer. Been spoiled by a mild winter so far. 🤠 Until now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hit 'em with the firehose at January 19, 2026 09:01 AM (FMpsC)

284 I had heard on the radio this morning that the reason Trump is fixated on Greenland is because Russia and China are already in talks with Denmark on using some of Greenland for bases for themselves.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 19, 2026 07:46 AM (BCuCF)

Again, a link to the "why" Greenland is so important. Provided by a commenter yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxyma3h

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 09:01 AM (5xuJ/)

285 But we singlehandedly cured breast cancer by wearing pink cleats.

Posted by: The NFL at January 19, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

286 Dude shows up in full plate armor and a big honkin' "DEUS VULT" banner, i'm listening.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 08:59 AM (JwNbV)

lady in oven broiler chest plate

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 09:02 AM (gbOdA)

287 Tomorrow will be one year in office and Trump has done nothing on the Federal level to address the terrible problem of lady drivers farding in cars.

Posted by: Concerned Viewer at January 19, 2026 09:02 AM (oftw2)

288 Echoing Don Black, have a great day horde! Gotta go.

Glad to be an American; with Donald Trump in the White House it could turn out pretty great.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 09:02 AM (9LIkP)

289 A New Hampshire Episcopal bishop is attracting national attention after warning his clergy to finalize their wills and get their affairs in order to prepare for a “new era of martyrdom.”

I'm fine with stacking the bodies of heretics preaching false doctrine like cordwood.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 09:03 AM (7xrfc)

290 "I don’t think anyone expected Minneapolis to blow up like this, but this is where the rad left has chosen the battle to be."

"Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota"


"It Can't Happen Here". 1966. Frank Zappa

Posted by: fd at January 19, 2026 09:03 AM (vFG9F)

291 Far-left WIRED magazine wants us to believe she was immune from the law.

After an ICE agent shot and killed the Minneapolis mother, conservative media launched an all-out attack on her reputation. Her identity as a queer woman was central to it.

The Campaign to Destroy Renee Nicole Good

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 09:03 AM (fXVlG)

292 Today Is National Popcorn Day.

===

and unofficial Dentist Appreciation Day !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 09:04 AM (g47mK)

293 Lawyer Richard Harrow prosecuted Medicaid fraud in New York for 27 years, and now works in Albany specializing in Medicaid fraud cases.

“If you think Minnesota is a big deal, multiply that by 10,” he warned The Post, referring to the $1 billion daycare fraud scandal there.

“CDPAP is the biggest fraud there is because it all takes place in people’s homes.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 09:04 AM (gbOdA)

294 “If you think Minnesota is a big deal, multiply that by 10,” he warned The Post, referring to the $1 billion daycare fraud scandal there.

“CDPAP is the biggest fraud there is because it all takes place in people’s homes.”
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 09:04 AM (gbOdA)

See also:

"Why is college so expensive?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:05 AM (JwNbV)

295 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

Teacher at
@GardnerEdgerton
organized a protest for students during school hours to protest ICE. They even made anti-ICE signs to hold at the protest

Our tax dollars are funding the indoctrination of kids to support and protest for left-wing causes.

Why is this allowed?
@usedgov

https://tinyurl.com/598np8mz

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

296 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 08:47 AM (5xuJ/)

Thanks for that. There was more there than I was aware of.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

297 our post offices are either officially closed or unofficially never open. the regular mail takes weeks if it ever comes.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2026 08:57 AM (emBoF)

Sounds like you need to pull a Nick Shirley and send the video to the Postmaster General.

Posted by: pookysgirl at January 19, 2026 09:07 AM (Wt5PA)

298 ‘Repeatedly Debunked': Top AI Platforms Flatly Deny Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother, Ignore Strong Evidence She Did

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 09:07 AM (fXVlG)

299 I know it's still only January, but this entry sits atop the leader board for quote of the year:

"Why do you have real bullets?"
~ Rebecca Good, 07Jan2026, Minneapolis, MN

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 19, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)

300 Teacher at
@GardnerEdgerton
organized a protest for students during school hours to protest ICE. They even made anti-ICE signs to hold at the protest

Our tax dollars are funding the indoctrination of kids to support and protest for left-wing causes.

Why is this allowed?
@usedgov

https://tinyurl.com/598np8mz
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

I was the only one who voted for Mondale in our first grade mock election, because I felt bad for him.

Then I learned the hard way from my classmates why they call it a "mock" election.

I don't know what the point of that story was. Screw these people anyways.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:07 AM (JwNbV)

301 Plus it was a huge pay cut.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

Then he shouldn't have taken the job.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 09:08 AM (t+TFX)

302 Our tax dollars are funding the indoctrination of kids to support and protest for left-wing causes.

Why is this allowed?
@usedgov

https://tinyurl.com/598np8mz
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

40% of MN kids can pass the MN reading test.
Quality Learing Center would get 98% on most MN speiling tess.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 09:08 AM (gbOdA)

303 Fire them all. There’s no reason these deranged activists should be federal employees.

Just walk into any local Post Orifice and look at the creatures that work there. The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: The Pony Express at January 19, 2026 09:08 AM (R/m4+)

304 "you're probably the only person who looked at the link"

More people would probably visit your links if you would use a shortener. I'm not taking any amount of time to make YOUR link usable.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 19, 2026 09:09 AM (k1gZr)

305 All that said, what the hell is with this fixation over Greenland?!

Did CBD drop JJ on his head as part of a sous vide ritual? CHY-NUH. The answer is China.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:56 AM (t5upi)


You really think China is going to invade and occupy Greenland?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2026 07:58 AM (x0n13)

https://tinyurl.com/mrxyma3h

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 09:09 AM (5xuJ/)

306 Wonder what CDPAP stands for...

Posted by: People who don't want to have to look up an acronym on their own at January 19, 2026 09:10 AM (2Ez/1)

307 Anti ICE agitators, led by failed CNN host Don Lemon, stormed a Minneapolis church this morning, halting services and holding members hostage because they believed the pastor was ICE affiliated.

“The whole point of it is to disrupt and make people uncomfortable.”

FACE Act -- the use of physical force, threat of physical force, or physical obstruction to intentionally injure, intimidate, interfere with or attempt to injure, intimidate or interfere with any person who is exercising or trying to exercise their First Amendment right of religious freedom at a place of religious worship,

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 09:11 AM (RHGPo)

308 If Denmark wants to let the Chinese build a de facto air base in Greenland, then China isn't the threat.

Denmark is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:11 AM (JwNbV)

309 It also obviates the entire reason for being of NATO.

NATO is not just the North Atlantic He Man Russia Haters Club.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:12 AM (JwNbV)

310 *jumps over a creek in a car while shooting a 40mm projectile at a lawyer's groin and blowing "Dixie" on the horn*
___________

Saw of version of this on Weird Dave's ONT WTF twitter. Japanese Dixie:

https://tinyurl.com/5xmw675j

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 19, 2026 09:12 AM (XvL8K)

311 What lame, softball interviews on the Sunday shows for Minneapolis Mayor Frey.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 09:13 AM (3gVjo)

312 URL shorteners.
They're a thing.
And not hard to use.

Posted by: Public Service Announcement at January 19, 2026 09:13 AM (2Ez/1)

313 306 Wonder what CDPAP stands for...
Posted by: People who don't want to have to look up an acronym on their own at January 19, 2026 09:10 AM (2Ez/1)

A NY State medicaid fraud system that allows you to charge the state for taking care of Aunt Edna.
I quit my job and moved my Mom so I could take care of her.
In NY I could have made about $300k a year.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 09:13 AM (gbOdA)

314 Don LeMon could face a felony under 18 U.S. Code § 248(a)(2)

18 U.S.C. § 248, known as the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances (FACE) Act, prohibits the use of physical force, threats, or obstruction to interfere with individuals seeking reproductive health services or exercising their First Amendment rights at religious places. Violations can lead to penalties including fines and imprisonment, with civil remedies available for aggrieved parties. The law aims to protect individuals from harassment and intimidation related to reproductive health and religious freedom.

Posted by: SMOD at January 19, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

315 I know i'm not living in the best of all possible worlds because no one in Lemon's little party found the need to shout "why do they have real bullets" at any point in that fiasco.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:14 AM (JwNbV)

316 and just who is going to charge Lemon?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 19, 2026 09:15 AM (0KSrI)

317 If Denmark wants to let the Chinese build a de facto air base in Greenland, then China isn't the threat.

Denmark is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Exactly. The Chicomms have plans on building 3 fucking airports for 35,000 people. Right.

Belt and Road and it looks like Denmark is on the take.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 19, 2026 09:15 AM (P7vXf)

318 don’t think anyone expected Minneapolis to blow up like this, but this is where the rad left has chosen the battle to be."

*looks at 84 election map*

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:16 AM (XuXeR)

319 ***2nd Driver Let Off After ICE Car Ramming Attack Injured Multiple Officers
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It's not the judge.
That lede should read 2nd driver killed by ICE after Ramming Attack. Don't they have guns?

This killing of innocent people will continue until the killers are killed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:16 AM (zNcSj)

320 *looks at 84 election map*
Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:16 AM (XuXeR)

Hey, don't look at me.

1st Grade Waraiotoko did his part to make PA blue.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:16 AM (JwNbV)

321
Consumer Directed Personal Assistance Program

Posted by: The More You Know at January 19, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

322 --Exactly. The Chicomms have plans on building 3 fucking airports for 35,000 people. Right.

Belt and Road and it looks like Denmark is on the take.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,
--

Long runways.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:17 AM (zNcSj)

323 321
Consumer Directed Personal Assistance Program
Posted by: The More You Know at January 19, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

Scamalicious and Scamdelic was already taken by Somali Pirates

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 09:18 AM (gbOdA)

324 Why would anyone at this point listen to Dan Bongino… radio or podcast or whatever. His whole schtick before going to the FBI was “I’m a former secret service tough guy who’d just cleanup if I was inside”… now what? He needs a new schtick but nothing credible is available… SMH

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 09:18 AM (YobFY)

325 Gen z feels like everything is stacked against them.... Welcome to the gen x world. Reagan was gonna start WW3, drugs were bad, disco wasn't as dead as it should have been. We had freedom but were too broke to enjoy it. We were told "your gonna need college" but couldn't afford it. HIV was ruining sex for everyone. None of the geezers in politics gave a damn about anything that mattered to us. They just patted us on the head and said "let the adults handle it". We were adults. Young adults with our own dreams and plans to make and no one over the age of 35 gave a shit about our future. They cared about lining their own pockets and getting shit done for people who helped line those pockets. If it got us killed in stupid combat situations, well, too bad so sad, the spice must flow!
Now genZ is in the same boat. Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 19, 2026 09:18 AM (2J/Lj)

326 German troops quietly packed up and left Greenland on Sunday — just two days after arriving for a highly publicized NATO military exercise requested by Denmark in response to President Trump’s threats to take control of the world’s largest island.

The abrupt departure raised eyebrows in Nuuk, where locals watched as uniformed German personnel boarded a commercial flight out of Greenland rather than a military transport.

What did you not do in the war Daddy?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 09:19 AM (gbOdA)

327 "Effective immediately, the 40mm foam projectiles shall NOT be used in any crowd control situation."

Got it.

*Breaks out a case of 40mm beehive rounds*

Posted by: PabloD at January 19, 2026 09:19 AM (pXTL4)

328 Good to know that all is lost./s

Despair is a sin. We have no idea what the future holds.

I suspect that most Americans don't like the images of Commie $h!tbirds storming churches, and throwing fireworks at federal officers.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2026 09:19 AM (pJWtt)

329 I quit my job and moved my Mom so I could take care of her.
In NY I could have made about $300k a year."

This. We've got elderly parents w/ severe dementia, and their care is draining us ...

I'm not very charitable towards scammers

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

330 After an ICE agent shot and killed the Minneapolis mother, conservative media launched an all-out attack on her reputation. Her identity as a queer woman was central to it.

I'm confused. Given the Left, wouldn't calling someone a "mother" be an all-out attack on her reputation when the virtuous thing would be to hate men, abort and abandon any offspring?

Also, isn't "Queer" one of the letters in LGBTQ and is considered a sacred honor to be on that totem pole?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 09:21 AM (a4flb)

331 "Why would anyone at this point listen to Dan Bongino"

Good question. I will tune into his Feb 2 "I'm Back!" podcast to see how he's decided to play it. Purely out of curiosity.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 09:21 AM (N8ZBc)

332 German troops quietly packed up and left Greenland on Sunday"

No bier?

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

333 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 09:18 AM (YobFY)

I had decided to give Bongino time, out of the FBI, to explain himself. Enough time has passed. He's dead to me.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 09:21 AM (gtcuf)

334 I wish Springsteen wasn’t born in the USA.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:21 AM (KDPiq)

335 We here in Minny would welcome the Insurrection Act to completely overthrow the democrat machine here.

I don't think People realize what we have here in this really great state:

MN SCOTUS: Five handpicked by Walz
SecState: Steve Simon, friend of Marc Elias
AG: Criminal Keith Ellison, muslim brotherhood
Democrat Cartel: Killed Melissa Hortman(D) for rightly voting for the right things.
Voting Fraud: This state almost mirrors AZ and CA interms of fraud as you can imagine.

None of this was put in place without fraud. I would rather have no elections ratther than fake elections.

Wipe. It. All. down with the Insurrection Act.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 19, 2026 09:22 AM (mNOhh)

336 Bless Bongino's heart, but he's NOT a broadcaster. I tried listening to his radio show and he spent more time talking to his producer Jim than he did to his audience.

Hey, looks like Jim is pulling out his lunch.
What's for lunch today Jim?
Is that a chicken parm, Jim?
How's that chicken parm taste, Jim?
Sure looks good, Jim.

And let me tell you about my friends at this knock off third party cell phone company...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 19, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

337 We have no idea what the future holds"

I can balance accounts. I can see when resources run low.

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:23 AM (XuXeR)

338 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Slept until 6. Hasn't happened in many years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:23 AM (RIvkX)

339 Had Venezuela kept going on the path it was on, China would have had at least one, if not more (Cuba) deep water ports for their navy. Imagine Chinese naval warships plying the waters of the Gulf of America.

Now imagine a deep water port in Greenland where the Chinese can sortie nuclear subs down to the US east coast. Or an airbase to launch bombers from that's magnitudes closer to targets in the US.

Or just put a cache of ICBMs there. Our warning time would be about zero seconds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 09:24 AM (U2OZr)

340 Re David Eastwood: A fine Minnesota tradition. Back in the 70s when I lived there, the Vikings' kicker was a guy named Fred Cox. One time he missed a critical field goal that cost them the game. Within minutes a Minneapolis resident named Fred Cox was getting nasty phone calls--even though the Viking Fred Cox was still on the field!

Posted by: Flakey Foont at January 19, 2026 09:24 AM (kvDvI)

341 They made George Floyd a victim so they can make anyone a victim.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:24 AM (KDPiq)

342 Leftists are getting away with all this when they actually have little national power. Just wait until there's another Democrat in the White House

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 09:25 AM (ci5JR)

343 Slept until 6"

*looks at clock.... oh, ok*

Posted by: man at January 19, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR)

344 325 Gen z feels like everything is stacked against them.... Welcome to the gen x world.
---

No. It's simply, welcome to the world.
It's never easy.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:25 AM (zNcSj)

345 Sorry. Someone stops me while my driving my van their head is going to have its shape changed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:25 AM (RIvkX)

346 I wish Springsteen wasn’t born in the USA.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:21 AM (KDPiq)
****
He probably wishes he wasn’t either.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

347 Happy Monday!

Holy %$#@, they are now storming churches, and hunting down citizens who must prove they are NOT Nazis ICE agents.

This is chaos.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 09:26 AM (LlV+5)

348 Q stands for "questioning"

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 19, 2026 09:26 AM (KAi1n)

349 I wish Springsteen wasn’t born in the USA.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:21 AM (KDPiq)



Corrected for my accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

350 Also, I will be shocked, SHOCKED if Trump invokes the Insurrection Act.

He doesn't have the guts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 09:27 AM (RIvkX)

351 He probably wishes he wasn’t either.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

He can leave anytime e wants.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:27 AM (KDPiq)

352 Someone stops me while my driving my van their head is going to have its shape changed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Agreed. I saw what happened to Reginald Denny on live TV. That is never going to happen to me or my wife.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 09:27 AM (7xrfc)

353 Bruce Shitstain actually thought the Cadillac Ranch was literally a ranch, where car enthusiasts all gather for big parties. Like a Jeep rally, but for Cadillacs.

There's your Mr. Americana.

Posted by: Delurker at January 19, 2026 09:29 AM (gtcuf)

354 332 German troops quietly packed up and left Greenland on Sunday"
----

Was it the same chartered plane that they flew into Greenland.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:29 AM (zNcSj)

355 You blue state conservatives get to Texas asap so you can cancel out the Apple people who’ll be getting here shortly.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:29 AM (KDPiq)

356 8 Socialist Spanish PM Sanchéz Calls for Creation of ‘European Armed Forces’ over Trump’s Greenland Threats

Trump is a freakin' Very Stable Genius, with $40T in debt, the EU wanting to trigger a nuclear exchange with Russia, and EU not wanting to ever contribute their "fair share" into NATO, these violent communist free loaders are going to pass the hat around to fund and build their own fucked up continental military.

Go long on popcorn futures.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:17 AM (a4flb)

The EU seems to think that if they start WW3, that will somehow prove that Trump is Hitler.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 09:29 AM (6Uni8)

357 I'm confused. Given the Left, wouldn't calling someone a "mother" be an all-out attack on her reputation when the virtuous thing would be to hate men, abort and abandon any offspring?



She was a mother. He had kids. It's only that it took her 40+ years to figure out she was born a lesbian.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

358 347 Happy Monday!

Holy %$#@, they are now storming churches, and hunting down citizens who must prove they are NOT Nazis ICE agents.

This is chaos.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 09:26 AM (LlV+5)

And where were the men - real men, not soy boys, in the congregation? Interrupt Mass where I attend, and I can promise there will be a "Come to Jesus" moment for the offenders.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (N39Ws)

359 "They switched parties" they said, as they donned the brown shirt and kicked in the church doors...

The country sees this and understands who the fascists are and it ain't maga

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (61TgR)

360 A proposal:

Anyone stops you for being an ICE agent and physically assaults you for it, but you aren't an ICE agent, you are automatically deputized with the full rights and responsibilities of such a federal law enforcement officer and may now effect an arrest in any way to hand that you find viable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 19, 2026 09:33 AM (JwNbV)

361 352 Someone stops me while my driving my van their head is going to have its shape changed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Agreed. I saw what happened to Reginald Denny on live TV. That is never going to happen to me or my wife.
Posted by: NR Pax
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There's an old video of NY biker's surrounding and stopping a vehicle, the driver was a stock broker with his family, he was driving a Land Rover.

The biker's de-biked and were walking to the car.
The stock broker, slowly and gently drove over the bikes and departed.
4X4's for the win

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:34 AM (zNcSj)

362 I’m not an isolationist at all but if I were King I would definitely cut all ties with most of the world right now. I’d have to be King because it wouldn’t last if the Dems regain power. They are going to do just the opposite.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 19, 2026 09:34 AM (KDPiq)

363 >>All those NFL football players have “choose love” written on the back of their helmets. I don’t understand why that hasn’t solved all the world’s problems…. It’s mystifying


The Left is great at stupid slogans that get repeated so often they hypnotize. "Love is love" - like, no sh#t, but those who use it know it means any sexual perversion is "love" and we must accept all (or none).

I am assuming this now applies to immigration, that it is an act of "love" to accept all people who arrive, unconditionally?

Whatever. So sick of these stupid NPC slogans.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 09:34 AM (LlV+5)

364 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 19, 2026 09:35 AM (NcvvS)

365 And where were the men - real men, not soy boys, in the congregation? Interrupt Mass where I attend, and I can promise there will be a "Come to Jesus" moment for the offenders.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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They used to say; Break out a can of Whoop Ass.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (zNcSj)

366 >>And where were the men - real men, not soy boys, in the congregation? Interrupt Mass where I attend, and I can promise there will be a "Come to Jesus" moment for the offenders.


Right?

My church has security. They know what time it is, and that they are a target for not being the kind that flies rainbow flags, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (LlV+5)

367 365 And where were the men - real men, not soy boys, in the congregation? Interrupt Mass where I attend, and I can promise there will be a "Come to Jesus" moment for the offenders.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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They used to say; Break out a can of Whoop Ass.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:36 AM (zNcSj)

Not going to have serious, regimented, stone-cold killers in a blue city.

The only killers you're going to get there are wild thugs.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (6Uni8)

368 I wish that we hadn't gone all in on Minnesota but now we have to do something. We should be clearing criminals from red states and forcing illegals to sanctuary cities and states. Let them pay the costs both in cash and crime.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 09:37 AM (jc0TO)

369 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:17 AM (a4flb)

The EU seems to think that if they start WW3, that will somehow prove that Trump is Hitler.
Posted by: XTC
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We should de-nuke Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 09:38 AM (zNcSj)

370
highlight the text
right click 'open in new tab'
bada boop bada beep

why
so
serious

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

371 The blue sanctuary states that are in a state of insurrection against federal enforcement of immigration law are desperately trying to keep their slaves, just like southern states in 1860.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at January 19, 2026 09:39 AM (bb/Vl)

372 All those NFL football players have “choose love” written on the back of their helmets. I don’t understand why that hasn’t solved all the world’s problems…. It’s mystifying

The Houston Texans Chose Gift Giving yesterday they politely gave the ball to the Patriots, so they could score and be happy.

If that's not love, I don't know what is!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

373 German troops quietly packed up and left Greenland on Sunday

-
Trump convinced them we'd attack at the Pas-de-Calais.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 19, 2026 09:41 AM (L/fGl)

374 Nood...

The moon is full!.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2026 09:48 AM (pJWtt)

375 .
.
Always back to Trump is a dummy.
.
What about ... Greenland?
.
What if it's NOT about Greenland?
.
What if it's about NATO.
.
Yes, that bad orange president
needs to fuck 'em ... fuck 'em hard.

Posted by: Marooned at January 19, 2026 09:55 AM (kt8QE)

376 Bruce Springsteen is an American loser like Ben Affleck is a J-Lo loser.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 09:58 AM (BSdIE)

377 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Minneapolis has a Minneapolis Human Rights Department (aka Office of Human Rights) that focuses on city-specific issues, enforces local ordinances, etc.

Several PA counties - Chester, Delaware, Lehigh, Montgomery and Erie - have established their own Human Rights Commissions (HRC) building on the state PHRC but offering community-level enforcement. Bucks County has local townships, such as Doylestown, that have adopted such ordinances, and the City of York, PA has also established a local commission. Reportedly, the local commissions often expand protections well beyond state law to include classes like sexual orientation, gender identify, and more.

Several PA towns & counties limit police collaboration with ICE including Philly, Pittsburgh, Lancaster City, Jenkintown, and State College. Some have adopted "welcoming policies" or have passes ordinances like the TRUST Act.

Reportedly, collaboration has also been limited by Carlisle, Reading, and Allentown, PA and Centre and Dauphin Counties.

How? Via "welcoming policies;" the TRUST Act; no Judicial Warrants, No 287(g) Agreements.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 10:01 AM (NFX2v)

378 >Local 21 News dot com: 'How might Trump's crackdown on sanctuary jurisdictions affect Pennsylvania?' January 14, 2026

>Inquirer: 'Is ICE still in Philly? Morning Newsletter, published Jan. 16, 2026
In part, "Our top story looks at how Philly-area government are (or aren't) working with federal immigration agents."

"Between the newly inaugurated Bucks sheriff canceling an agreement with ICE and Haverford Township banning participation in such deals, top officials across the region are taking a stand against cooperation with ICE.

As they grapple with ever-shifting policies, here's a brief overview of how they're handling interactions with federal immigration authorities."

>Delco Times, 'Family of Upper Darby man who died in ICE custody seeking answers,' Jan. 16, 2026

In part, “Our inquiries about Mr. La’s detention are in addition to oversight activity my House Judiciary colleagues and I are pursuing regarding deaths and lack of medical care in ICE custody.” (Quote from US Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon, (D-5).)

"Michael La said Thursday that he was baffled by the “career criminal” label, since that was never attributed to someone like the famous criminal American financier

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

379 Bernie Madoff, literally a “career criminal” whose entire working life was based on committing fraud, but the term was being hung on his uncle post-mortem." (Huh?)

"Parady La was born in a refugee camp as his family was fleeing the Khmer Rouge genocide and came to America at age 2 in 1981 as a refugee. He became a lawful permanent resident a year later.

ICE said in its statement that he lost his resident status due to his criminal history."
--
The point is, not just within MN and MA, look around the Left leaning states, cities, counties, and boroughs. Ever increasing its hold - marching forward - through an abundance of local ordinances.

'Cause, after all, they're ruthlessly preserving power & jobs for themselves and theirs. (imo)

WHYY, 01/13/26, 'New Jersey lawmakers pass 3 bills designed to protect immigrants from ICE raids' The legislation now heads to Gov. Phil Murphy’s desk for consideration.

WTOV, Fox 9, Oregon, 01/19/26, 'Community effort in Woodburn forces ICE agents to leave town.'

ANF, 'Families, lawmakers press for limits on ICE operations at Georgia Capitol,' 01/14/26

Good day! 🙏🤗

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 19, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

380 Fuck NATO

Fuck the UN

Help and defend yourselves assholes.

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 10:05 AM (61TgR)

381 I propose that we trade Minnesota for Alberta. We get oil, they get diversity. Win for everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at January 19, 2026 08:31 AM


This raises the average IQ of both countries.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 10:08 AM (jc0TO)

382 Almost to the point I never watch Stalag 17 again.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 19, 2026 10:29 AM (cS1cw)

383 "Just wait until there's another Democrat in the White House'

Tweeted! On the Defense, #54. Rue the Day cope, 5 yard penalty, automatic 1st down.

Posted by: Fen at January 19, 2026 12:17 PM (ciYHQ)

384 springsteen on the covers of both time and newsweek made me sick. who? his music is all flags and red meat and u.s.a. and unions and cars and oscar mayer baloney. but he condemns deporting alien rapists.
i never heard of grushecky. iron city houserockers is acceptable, but dropping the iron city part puts you in ted harvey and brewer phillips (sometimes lefty dizz aka walter williams) territory. the houserockers always will be hound dog taylor's band (cub koda after taylor's death).

Posted by: cmeat at January 19, 2026 04:05 PM (R11M+)

385 D Some Dem-O-Rats has Introduced a Bill to Abolish ICE and the Scoundrel wasn't Not Born in America a typical Dem-O-Rat and Traitor who needs to lose their American Citizen

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 05:07 PM (FLiOE)

Daily Tech News 19 January 2026

Top Story

  • The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.

    — Unknown


  • The mythology of conscious AI. (Noema Mag)

    This article gets one important thing right: LLMs are not conscious.
    In a 2022 interview with The Washington Post, Google engineer Blake Lemoine made a startling claim about the AI system he was working on, a chatbot called LaMDA. He claimed it was conscious, that it had feelings, and was, in an important sense, like a real person. Despite a flurry of media coverage, Lemoine wasn't taken all that seriously. Google dismissed him for violating its confidentiality policies, and the AI bandwagon rolled on.
    I commented on that story at the time. Lemoine is a crazy as a sack of rats on crazy pills. And was also completely and very obviously wrong, which is not the same thing.
    As AI technologies continue to improve, questions about machine consciousness are increasingly being raised. David Chalmers, one of the foremost thinkers in this area, has suggested that conscious machines may be possible in the not-too-distant future. Geoffrey Hinton, a true AI pioneer and recent Nobel Prize winner, thinks they exist already.
    Wait. David Chalmers said what?

    Huh. He did say that. A mostly sensible article summarising the evidence on both sides, concluding that pure feed-forward LLMs are not conscious but extended LLMs with recurrent processing - feedback loops - could be. (Boston Review)

    Back to Noema:
    Taken together, these biases [anthropocentrism, which is irrelevant, human exceptionalism, which is irrelevant, and anthropomorphism, which is actually the key here - Pixy] explain why it's hardly surprising that when things exhibit abilities we think of as distinctively human, such as intelligence, we naturally imbue them with other qualities we feel are characteristically or even distinctively human: understanding, mindedness and consciousness, too.
    A little bit of nonsense thrown in at the start but an accurate description of the problem in the end.

    But then it all falls apart:
    The very idea of conscious AI rests on the assumption that consciousness is a matter of computation.
    Which is rather like assuming that water is a molecule made of one oxygen atom and two hydrogen atoms.
    More specifically, that implementing the right kind of computation, or information processing, is sufficient for consciousness to arise.
    Because it is.
    This assumption, which philosophers call computational functionalism, is so deeply ingrained that it can be difficult to recognize it as an assumption at all.
    As much as the molecular structure of water is an assumption.
    But that is what it is.
    Nope.
    And if it's wrong, as I think it may be, then real artificial consciousness is fully off the table, at least for the kinds of AI we're familiar with.
    "Kinds of AI we're familiar with"? Do you mean feed-forward models, which are definitely not conscious, or enhanced systems with feedback loops?
    Challenging computational functionalism means diving into some deep waters about what computation means and what it means to say that a physical system, like a computer or a brain, computes at all. I'll summarize four related arguments that undermine the idea that computation, at least of the sort implemented in standard digital computers, is sufficient for consciousness.

    First, and most important, brains are not computers.
    And we're dead.

    Brains are obviously computers and it is trivially easy to prove this.

    Take a line of BASIC code, like:

    10 PRINT 3+7

    What does that do?

    It prints 10.

    How do you know?

    Because you can execute that code in your head.

    How can you do that?

    Because your brain is a computer.

    It may be more than a computer - though nobody has produce a coherent, let alone convincing argument for this - but it is unquestionably a computer.

    There follow dozens of paragraphs of irrelevancies I won't get into, but suffice to say that it all goes downhill from there.


Tech News

  • Quick reminder that Intel's B570 is still available at $200. It's not the fastest graphics card - it's comparable with Nvidia's RTX 3060, a midrange card from five years ago - but it's cheap, in stock, and works. And it has 10GB of RAM, a small upgrade over common 8GB cards.


  • An Altair 8800 that has been broken since its owner made a mistake assembling it in 1974 has finally been fixed. (Tom's Hardware)

    Never too late.


  • Reasons to stop using MySQL. (Optimized by Otto)

    Oh, yeah? What would you recommend?

    MariaDB.

    Oh. Yeah. Good call. Carry on.


  • The Slimbook Executive ticks all my boxes. Pretty much. (Liliputing)

    I'm not really in the market for a new laptop right now, but this seems to get a lot right.

    It's a 14" model with an Intel 255H CPU (6P/8E/2LP cores), a 2880x1800 120Hz screen - LCD rather than OLED, but it covers 100% of sRGB so it should be fine unless you're a professional artist of video editor - and a 99Wh battery despite weighing a modest 1.2Kg.

    It has two SODIMM slots and two M.2 2280 slots - unusual and welcome in a 14" laptop - and one USB4 port, a 5Gb USB-C port with DP and PD (DisplayPort and Power Delivery), three 5Gb USB-A ports, HDMI, wired gigabit Ethernet, an audio jack, and a full-size SD card slot.

    And the Four Essential Keys.

    No dedicated graphics, but the CPU includes Intel's Arc 140T graphics which are quite competent and generally comparable to AMD's 780M.

    Oh, and the keyboard is backlit and there's a physical privacy shutter for the camera.

    They don't ship to Antarctica though.


  • Why Silicon Valley is really talking about fleeing California (it's not the 5% theft wealth tax). (Tech Crunch)

    Oh, do tell.
    Take Larry Page, who [owns] about 3% of Google but controls roughly 30% of its voting power through dual-class stock. Under this proposal, he'd owe taxes on that 30%. For a company valued in the hundreds of billions, that's a lot more than a rounding error. The Post reports that one SpaceX alumni founder building grid technology would face a tax bill at the Series B stage of the company that would wipe out his entire holdings.
    Oh, right. It's not the 5% wealth tax. It's the 100%+ wealth tax. I can see how that would be a problem.
    David Gamage, the University of Missouri communist kleptocrat retard law professor who helped craft the proposal, thinks Silicon Valley is overreacting. "I don't understand why the billionaires just aren't calling good tax lawyers," he told The San Francisco Standard this week.
    That's just it.

    They did.

    Their tax lawyers advised them to flee. Immediately.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Let's pebble!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

2 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:02 AM (WE0m7)

3 Elvis!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:03 AM (WE0m7)

4 Hey Skip. Hope all is well

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:06 AM (WE0m7)

5 Morning horde

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 19, 2026 04:06 AM (qlUA+)

6 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 04:07 AM (0x0rk)

7 Morning all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 19, 2026 04:07 AM (BLOW1)

8 Cold here. 8 degrees, but windy so feels colder. Another inch or so of snow yesterday and looks like we got a dusting overnite.

I'm over winter already,!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:07 AM (WE0m7)

9 Mornin'

23 degrees in Babylon DC. No snow yesterday, as was forcasted. Pretty benign winter, though a bit colder than recent winters.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 04:09 AM (sAmhv)

10 but suffice to say that it all goes downhill from there.
----

There was not any uphill to start with.

Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at January 19, 2026 04:10 AM (VL3/h)

11 Hi MLii, hope all else is well.
I will be miserable until May

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 04:10 AM (Ia/+0)

12 In reality, our winter hasn't been too bad. Started earlier than our usual that we've had over the past 5-6 years. A lot of snow in the beginning of December that melted during a warm streak over Christmas. Now it's cold, windy, and flurries every other day or so. So: winter in WI.
Not as much fun as when I was younger than 29!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:14 AM (WE0m7)

13 And the RAM shortsge has killed Salem Texperts laptop recycling business. He can't upgrade them. Companies are stripping the RAM before they get rid of them. And his comments have several small business owners in the same boat.

https://youtu.be/T6eiFyJMWgM

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 19, 2026 04:14 AM (+mUZM)

14 I hear you Skip. These old bones are feeling the cold more than in past years.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:15 AM (WE0m7)

15 Howdy, MLii!!

Long time no see!

Hope you are well.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 04:17 AM (rdVOm)

16 JQ!

Mostly same old. Emphasis on old! lol

Hope you are well

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:18 AM (WE0m7)

17 Hahaha, yeah-- old. Feelin' it!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 04:19 AM (rdVOm)

18 I hear you Skip. These old bones are feeling the cold more than in past years.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity

When I was younger I thought that was an old wives tale but come to find out it's true. Cold or rainy, the joints make themselves known. Cold and rainy..double ouch.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 04:20 AM (lJ0H4)

19 It tried to snow today (yesterday I guess now) for about 1/2 hour-- flakes melted as they hit ground & it wasn't even enough to wet the pavement.

I'm OK with that!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 04:23 AM (rdVOm)

20 BOING!

Looking for new web shared hosting for small business site.

Godaddy?

Cloudways?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 04:23 AM (UUvzi)

21 Good night, all-- very sleepy now.

Great to see you, MLii. Take care! Hope to see you again soon & be able to chat a bit.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 04:24 AM (rdVOm)

22 Good night, all-- very sleepy now.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 04:24 AM (rdVOm)
-

What do you expect when you drink endlessly on the ONT!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 04:25 AM (UUvzi)

23 Same, JQ.
Sleep well.

I'm off to work. Have a wonderful day, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 19, 2026 04:26 AM (WE0m7)

24 19 It tried to snow today (yesterday I guess now) for about 1/2 hour-- flakes melted as they hit ground & it wasn't even enough to wet the pavement.

I'm OK with that!
Posted by: JQ


That's mostly what I see where I live. It gets cold enough to snow, but only when the sky is clear. When it's cloudy it's either too warm for the snow to last more than a few minutes, or too warm for snow to fall in the first place.

Last year, though, some parts of the state got 20" in a weekend. Things ground completely to a halt until it melted, because snowplows are barely a thing outside of ski country.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 19, 2026 04:30 AM (BLOW1)

25 I've used Entirely Digital and am on Bluehost. Don't know what you need but both have been good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 19, 2026 04:31 AM (+mUZM)

26 The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.

— Unknown



The US Federal Government has been operating under this general principle for decades. Great quote, by the way!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 04:33 AM (sAmhv)

27 Rejoinder: bam!bam!

Posted by: clarence at January 19, 2026 04:34 AM (VL3/h)

28 Pebbles?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 19, 2026 04:37 AM (/HDaX)

29 The reason why — Unknown
----

Any one who speaks that much truth would probably want to not have people wanting to lock him up to never be heard from again.

Posted by: clarence at January 19, 2026 04:37 AM (VL3/h)

30 The thing that gets me about the wealth tax is how long can you maintain 51% of a company if you pay your wealth tax each year. Would Jobs and Woz still have been in control of Apple when they introduced the iphone? would tablets even exist?

That tax will separate companies from the people that innovated them into existence and we will lose breakthroughs because of it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 19, 2026 04:43 AM (w/O5Q)

31 The tax will separate California from its entire economy.

Which will, in the long run, be a good thing.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 19, 2026 04:49 AM (BLOW1)

32 And of course the heater decided to stop working, its 55 degrees in the bedroom

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 05:00 AM (Ia/+0)

33 Good morning, everyone. An acute attack of imsomnia this morning. I'll get it back when I sit down on an airplane later.

How is what CA doing with this theft tax legal in any sense of the word?

And I have a long term linux issue i'll post separately.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 05:02 AM (QVmho)

34 Wife won't listen to my suggestion to turn it off and see if it resets.

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 05:04 AM (Ia/+0)

35 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 19, 2026 05:06 AM (bQ4nt)

36 the snowflake falls
hastened by the wind
spring sleeps



fin

Posted by: clarence at January 19, 2026 05:07 AM (VL3/h)

37
I'm running ubunto 22 on a new-ish hp laptop. Details are unimportant, because it's a systemic issue for a number of users with a variety of hardware.

Watching any long video, say >45 minutes, the xwin hard crashes the entire system. Has anyone else experienced this?

Happens with ewetoob, and vlc for me. Others have reported additional services and apps which smells like a video driver. But across multiple systems with multiple versions of linux using multiple variables of hardware.... this makes me think it's a video integration issue with xwin and memory leaks.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 05:08 AM (QVmho)

38 olddog in mo

Good morning! How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 05:11 AM (u82oZ)

39 I've used Entirely Digital and am on Bluehost. Don't know what you need but both have been good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 19, 2026 04:31 AM (+mUZM)
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Thanks. Will check.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 05:11 AM (UUvzi)

40
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2026 05:12 AM (tljrc)

41 BifBewalski

It’s a control thing. California is a one party state, with power concentrated by the looters. Unions, which assists the looters, and kick back money to the inner party, are given a great deal of difference.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 05:13 AM (u82oZ)

42

It’s a control thing. California is a one party state, with power concentrated by the looters. Unions, which assists the looters, and kick back money to the inner party, are given a great deal of difference.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

That's what i was thinking, thank you. It's grifters and illegals all the way down.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 05:16 AM (QVmho)

43 Morning, Salty. Up too early. Damn cat. All is fine here. How about you?

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 19, 2026 05:17 AM (bQ4nt)

44 I think I got it to reset

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0)

45 If I understood that correctly, consciousness is understanding the structure of water.

I drink, therefore I am.

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 05:18 AM (VHUov)

46 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 19, 2026 05:24 AM (2Ez/1)

47 "I'm running ubunto 22 on a new-ish hp laptop."

I tend to run Slackware on my various machines. Like the one I use to type this out. YouTube runs just fine on this and my laptop (which runs Slackware).

I normally run either XFCE or KDE for my desktop environment. I lean more towards KDE now.

I do have a machine running Obarun in my server closet to do server-like things, but that's an Arch variant that doesn't use systemd to provide a convenient single attack surface for exploits.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at January 19, 2026 05:26 AM (ZyiQS)

48 olddog in mo

Stayed up all night reading on my iPad.

Mostly H. Beam piper. Went to see if the CRC Manual is available. Signs point to no.
Off to see if it is still published.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 05:27 AM (u82oZ)

49 No idea, Bif. But I did find LMDE (debian based Mint) handles GPU issues better than Mint (ubuntu based). Do you have Nvidia graphics?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 19, 2026 05:30 AM (+mUZM)

50 "Oh, right. It's not the 5% wealth tax. It's the 100%+ wealth tax. I can see how that would be a problem."

California soon: "I say we take off, and nuke the golden geese from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 05:31 AM (O7YUW)

51 Luckily I’ve got my computer situation sorted out and don’t need ram or graphics’s cards.

The most ridiculous thing is the ram prices more so than the graphics card prices. 1500 bucks for 128gb of ddr5 is retarded, but here we are.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 05:31 AM (XV/Pl)

52 CRC Manual of Chemistry and physics is up to Edition 106. Printed and online versions exist.

I have the 45th and 50th Editions on my Science Bookshelf.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 05:37 AM (u82oZ)

53 Even if you decided only organic neurology could be conscious, you could still meld organic and inorganic to create a conscious super computing agent. Searle argued that you'd need wetware for actual consciousness. He liked wetware a lot. A lot of people do.

So, stream of consciousness: Chalmers, consciousness, water, wetware, Searle, Chinese rooms, Mengele, AI Godzilla, good bye Tokyo. No matter where you begin, it always ends with Tokyo destroyed.

Posted by: me at January 19, 2026 05:38 AM (N462N)

54 "Their tax lawyers advised them to flee. Immediately."

And they CAN flee. Easily.
Unlike the middle class saps with jobs and mortgages who can't.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 05:42 AM (zfW44)

55 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 05:45 AM (Cjt/F)

56
No idea, Bif. But I did find LMDE (debian based Mint) handles GPU issues better than Mint (ubuntu based). Do you have Nvidia graphics?
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Yeah, it has nvidia hardware. I may try a slackware usb boot and try out Richard Cranium's config.

I suspect it's an attack exploit from the video servers because i block all the adds from ewetoob. Probably something automated since a full day of short videos goes with no issues.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 19, 2026 05:48 AM (QVmho)

57 Thx Pixy. Good morning Horde.
Will we have peace on Earth today , or at least Minnesota, on MLK day. Somehow I doubt it

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 05:50 AM (PTsqM)

58 After days of nonsense arising from the behavior of roofing contractors I finally hired one. Thomas Bender, the options you gave me for prices I should expect we're spot on. The quote I went with is in the $12,000 range. The added bonus from what I've been able to determine is this company will actually do the work correctly and in a timely manner.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 19, 2026 05:53 AM (HTCU3)

59 " Yes, I know they can flee. That's why I have to be President."

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 19, 2026 05:54 AM (LjXLp)

60 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 19, 2026 06:00 AM (2Ez/1)

61 Trump is giving a keynote speech at Davos on Wednesday. I am anticipating he's going to make Europe very unhappy.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 19, 2026 06:01 AM (HTCU3)

62 Roads are not the best but I made it to work

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 06:06 AM (i+wP0)

63 huh, who knew, don lemon considers himself a Christian, LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 06:06 AM (Cjt/F)

64 Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers! Yeah. I know. It's Monday. But:

"Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?"

And many of us have a holiday, too, so the start of the week horror wil be shifted to Tuesday. If you have a day off today, enjoy it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9)

65 Roads are not the best but I made it to work
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026


***
And that right there is the epitaph for my working life, 2002-2025.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

66 @58

>>The added bonus from what I've been able to determine is this company will actually do the work correctly and in a timely manner.

Which is always nice.

I would say of all things construction related, roofing is the most straightforward to price and understand what it’s going to cost for a consumer.

I also find that roofers are generally reliable and not typically meatballs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 19, 2026 06:10 AM (XV/Pl)

67 Hockey is at 2pm today. I guess it's holiday scheduling? Or they don't want to schedule against the CFB national championship game tonight.

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 06:10 AM (ZxPkt)

68 >I also find that roofers are generally reliable and not typically meatballs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
----

I thought all the roofers were being deported.

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 06:12 AM (ZxPkt)

69 Elvis!

We could use a lot more Elvis.

Jailhouse Rock is getting a lot of play by so-called "influencers" or YTers just discovering him.

"Never heard of Elvis."
"Who is this guy?"
"How old is this?"
"Was this guy something?"

Tiresome.

Same as with these European YTers trying American food, or visiting America for the first time. They all go to the same restaurants, try the same food, go to the same places, react to each other's videos about the same restaurants, the same food, the same places....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 19, 2026 06:12 AM (uQesX)

70 “We’re simply trying to keep emergency rooms open and save patient lives,” said executive committee member Debru Carthan to the Journal last weekend.
======================
"Until we run out of other people's money" she went on to almost say.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 06:13 AM (UxJD/)

71 A 5% annual wealth tax will wipe you out...after the first few years, you run out of liquidity, so then you must sell assets or borrow to pay the wealth tax on a diminishing corpus. (And pay capital gains tax on the sold assets). There's no liquidity left to invest in your capital base so it wont grow.

The US Const. does not allow for a wealth tax (why we needed the 16th Amend for income tax). Calif const may allow it (states can do alot more than Feds).

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 19, 2026 06:15 AM (MmTZZ)

72 61 Trump is giving a keynote speech at Davos on Wednesday. I am anticipating he's going to make Europe very unhappy.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram



LoL!! Understatement. The wailing and gnashing of teeth will be epic. Trump could just walk up to the podium and say, 'Hi', and the fainting spells and weeping would begin.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 06:17 AM (sAmhv)

73 I managed to sleep as late as I wanted today; a certain cat whose name rhymes with "Hurling" did not try to wake me up at 3:15, as he did yesterday. Temps are in the 30s, due to rise to about 58, so maybe I can go work out this p.m.

In the meantime, I have to feed the furry thugs. And the plastic surgeon will take out my stitches this morning from the skin cancer excision two weeks ago, and tell me, I hope, how well it's coming along.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

74 63 huh, who knew, don lemon considers himself a Christian, LOL
Posted by: sock_rat_eez



Did he really say that? LoL!!! He really was the dumbest man on TV. Now he's in the running to be the dumbest man on the internet. Lots of competition out there on the interwebs. Good luck, Don!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 06:18 AM (sAmhv)

75 I am alive. Basics. January, the month of stillness often mistaken for death itself; born in January under a bad sign of indifference.
Mother was insane and dad was callous and evil; sister didn't care much for my intrusion either.

None the less I thrive knowing the love of Christ trumps all darkness forever, even for me.

Posted by: kingsman at January 19, 2026 06:19 AM (ehY6c)

76 My local Fox outlet is airing a segment from the network by some newsreader called "Caitlin Assaf." What the heck kind of name/culture combo is that???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)

77 w00t

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 06:20 AM (SSiCQ)

78 And the plastic surgeon will take out my stitches this morning from the skin cancer excision two weeks ago, and tell me, I hope, how well it's coming along.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

The hook:

What they didn't tell the patient was the surgeon is an agent of the NSF with a grant to study the effects of the alien DNA found at Roswell implanted into a human subject.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 19, 2026 06:20 AM (uQesX)

79 >>>crazy as a sack of rats on crazy pills

I know people who are like that.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 06:21 AM (SSiCQ)

80 What's a Don Lemon?

Posted by: Most people at January 19, 2026 06:23 AM (2Ez/1)

81 79 >>>crazy as a sack of rats on crazy pills

I know people who are like that.
Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 06:21 AM

+++
We would have also accepted:

"Used to date her."

Posted by: The Judges at January 19, 2026 06:25 AM (2Ez/1)

82
I have two computers in the Command Center, one is personal and one is used for business.

The personal one runs on Win10. I can come back to it even after many days and it wakes right back up. The business one runs on Win11. Sometimes even after a day it becomes extremely balky about waking up, refuses to load pages or let them be closed, takes ages, if ever, to come up and usually has to be shut down completely and restarted.

I hate Win11.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 06:26 AM (tgvbd)

83 80 What's a Don Lemon?

the almost-exact opposite of a Don Cossack?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 06:26 AM (Cjt/F)

84
My local Fox outlet is airing a segment from the network by some newsreader called "Caitlin Assaf." What the heck kind of name/culture combo is that???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 06:19 AM (wzUl9)


Sounds like the most dangerous combination in the known universe: the Irish Muslim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 06:27 AM (tgvbd)

85 I posted an "interview" here a couple of weeks ago that I did with Grok as part of my informal research (messing with it).

It contained a self-assessment that said pretty much what that Boston Review model said.

One of the important things to remember is that consciousness itself is not that well understood (Is everyone conscious? Is it a matter of degree? etc.)

And...

That this tech had just started out.

In fact the models are changing themselves in subtle ways that we are discovering (post-facto) and who knows what this will lead to.

Posted by: pawn at January 19, 2026 06:29 AM (WXTVZ)

86 "I don’t know why, perhaps because too many talented people had left the organization, but it seems that from a technical point of view MySQL clearly started to deteriorate from 2022 onward." - MySQL/MariaDB article
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Going back to the whole "Brain being a computer" thing, I would compute that, during that period of time, there was a huge, HUGE, *YUGE* movement in businesses going on. The whole DIE thing, which they renamed to DEI because they realized other brain computers might realize it was too on-the-nose.

It's only an assumption, but an informed one. Old white guys with knowledge (both general and institutional) get replaced by cheap TEMU developers, while the business managers get replaced by *Studies students who do not have the goal of business in mind.

The business coasts on for a while due to inertia. Then it ends as it usually does; first gradually, then suddenly. The question is whether the core Oracle unit has also been effected or not by DEI.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 06:34 AM (4h45B)

87 What's a Don Lemon?

Posted by: Most people at January 19, 2026 06:23 AM (2Ez/1)
-

Same as in town.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 06:39 AM (UUvzi)

88 Sounds like the most dangerous combination in the known universe: the Irish Muslim.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 06:27 AM (tgvbd)


Two words: Halal Guinness.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 19, 2026 06:39 AM (HKEZ3)

89 Reasons to stop using MySQL.

In the Age of AI, this is stupid.

If you are going to use an relational database just pick something that is easily containerized (all of them) and develop away. This is start-up mode. In the old days we used ORMs (a quasi-universal interface) and then just swapped out to whatever gave the best balance of cost, performance and maintainability when it came time to go to production. Revisit the DB choice when scaling up or when your operations teams whine too much.

With modern AI and development/architectural frameworks and performance analysis tools, its now possible to go revisit the code and refactor so that it uses case specific databases (document, graph, RDBMS, Key/Value, etc) and ports the code accordingly.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 06:40 AM (a4flb)

90 "My local Fox outlet is airing a segment..."

+++

I think I've found your problem.

Posted by: Turn it off. Read a book at January 19, 2026 06:41 AM (2Ez/1)

91 The Party for Socialism and Liberation, aka hardcore Communists, Is having an anti-ICE rally on the plaza here in Las Cruces on Wednesday. I'm going to go to this. It should be interesting and by that I mean tedious. I'm anticipating a crowd that numbers into tens. Sis. Boom. Bah.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 19, 2026 06:42 AM (HTCU3)

92 Just looked up Caitrin Assaf. She has nice elbows

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026 06:44 AM (PTsqM)

93 @91/Alteria Pilgram: If it does look like it's drawing big numbers, they probably bussed in troublemakers. In that event, get clear of the area.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 06:44 AM (O7YUW)

94 "I don't understand why the billionaires just aren't calling good tax lawyers,"

Translation: calling good lawyers political-fixers who know who to bribe for cut-outs.

This legislation had one purpose, to shake-down billionaires AHEAD of the bill being written and put up to vote so that the politicians/grifters can get millions of dollars outside of the tax / NGO / laundering procedures in the form of bribes, sinecures, and "charitable donations".

We are back to strong-arming extortion through the form of proposed legislation.

"Nice portfolio you have there, be a shame if something happened to it"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 06:46 AM (a4flb)

95 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

96 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: It is too late to vote.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 19, 2026 06:48 AM (X4XpB)

97
It's only an assumption, but an informed one. Old white guys with knowledge (both general and institutional) get replaced by cheap TEMU developers, while the business managers get replaced by *Studies students who do not have the goal of business in mind.

The business coasts on for a while due to inertia. Then it ends as it usually does; first gradually, then suddenly. The question is whether the core Oracle unit has also been effected or not by DEI.
Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 06:34 AM (4h45B)


15 or 20 years ago, I remember all kinds of piteous stories about the institutional knowledge that was going to be lost when all the white Boomer guys retired. Apparently the C Suite and their MBA consiglieri got over it and got rid of all those guys as fast as they could.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 06:48 AM (tgvbd)

98 As AI technologies continue to improve, questions about machine consciousness are increasingly being raised.

The End Result of The Enlightenment. Now that we have killed off God and can explain everything through materialism, we have come to the conclusion there is no free will, no spiritual world, no true creativity, no wisdom everything is brute-force deterministic.

Walking into the closet, seeing four different potential outfits suitable for the day and selecting one is purely a computational exercise - we just haven't quite figured out the algorithm yet.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 06:50 AM (a4flb)

99 Have a great day, everyone.

We are still blessed to live in a country with George Washington as our role model for governance. We also have a lot of other founding fathers with plenty of living on the edge to make them smart. Abigail Adams is also of note.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

100 24 19 Last year, though, some parts of the state got 20" in a weekend.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 19, 2026 04:30 AM (BLOW1)

Wow! Cool.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 06:52 AM (SSiCQ)

101 > What's a Don Lemon?
-------
Sounds like a non-alcoholic, fruity drink with a little pink umbrella in it that's served at gay bars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 06:53 AM (U2OZr)

102 15 or 20 years ago, I remember all kinds of piteous stories about the institutional knowledge that was going to be lost when all the white Boomer guys retired. Apparently the C Suite and their MBA consiglieri got over it and got rid of all those guys as fast as they could.

And this is the back story to Windows 11

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 06:53 AM (a4flb)

103 I'm just going to chum the water here.

Can a person ( or persons ) build a computer? Of course.

Can a person ( or persons ) build a brain?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 19, 2026 06:53 AM (HKEZ3)

104 For Don LeMon's next trick, he can try pulling that stunt in a Mosque.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 19, 2026 06:57 AM (HKEZ3)

105 Two winters in a row it has snowed in Pensacola.
Climate change is real, people.
The glaciers will be here any minute.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 19, 2026 06:57 AM (2Ez/1)

106 The brain is not a computer.
A six channel analog architecture is something different than a single channel binary architecture, and modeling the former with the latter goes exponential immediately.
That you can (poorly) model the latter with the former does not imply that the reverse is true.

Further, intelligence is not processing power.
The brain of an *actual* autistic person has as much processing power as mine.
(And yes, Accelerando left a dent in my wall.)

If AI ever actually arises, it will be different enough from us that we will have trouble even recognizing it as intelligent. (Shrug) And if it does, its creation will almost certainly be unintentional.

Posted by: Luke at January 19, 2026 06:58 AM (LcCGY)

107 While everyone is concerned with an impending "Skynet" AI, my concern is that they will actually acheive their altruistic goal - a world of effortless plenty for all. My personal experience with the trust-fund kid type indicates this will be a disaster for humanity.

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost - Agent Smith

Posted by: Halfhand at January 19, 2026 06:58 AM (+Zbod)

108 Wasn't there a term, some time ago that was used to describe early "computers?" Basic devices that could do math (calculators) but also spit out answers to some non-math related questions.

"Thinking Machines."

Not the AI start up that's in the news now or those weirdos in Dune books/movies. This would have been back in the 50's or 60's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 06:58 AM (U2OZr)

109 "And this is the back story to Windows 11."

And Artemis II.

Posted by: pawn at January 19, 2026 06:59 AM (WXTVZ)

110 36 the snowflake falls
hastened by the wind
spring sleeps



fin
Posted by: clarence at January 19, 2026 05:07 AM (VL3/h)

I like this!

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 07:00 AM (SSiCQ)

111 100 24 19 ...
Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 06:52 AM (SSiCQ)

Ha ha! Inadvertent 100.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 07:01 AM (SSiCQ)

112 "I don’t know why, perhaps because too many talented people had left the organization...

They key word here is "organization". The Boomer culture, and to some degree X culture, knew how to actually work together, probably because we did things collectively outside before mobile devices replaced meat bags we called friends and neighbors.

The young X and on, grew up in digital isolation, undeveloped social skills, undeveloped prefrontal cortex and damaged amygdalas. Stray cats with no motivation. HR and MBAs not understanding what took place decided to Cargo Cult Boomer social structures and called in "Collaboration" and invented ersatz relationships that were unnatural and thus ineffective.

Kill the human spirit, reform it in female structures, death of innovation and industry.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:02 AM (a4flb)

113 I have the 45th and 50th Editions on my Science Bookshelf.
——-

Oh, tell it again Grampa, tell it again! Did you guys wear onions on your belts?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 07:02 AM (1meqy)

114 "My local Fox outlet is airing a segment..."

+++
I think I've found your problem.
Posted by: Turn it off. Read a book at January 19, 2026


***
I leave it on only to see the weather. (Really.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

115 We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Weather apps on your phone at January 19, 2026 07:04 AM (2Ez/1)

116 Omar Fateh, a Minnesota state senator and failed Minneapolis mayoral candidate is calling for no-go zones in Minneapolis. In particular, he's demanding for no-go zones in the Somali neighborhoods and would in particular ban white supremacists. By this I think he means whites in general.

https://is.gd/QPclsf

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 19, 2026 07:05 AM (HTCU3)

117 NaCly - can I axe you a (kind of) chemistry question? It has me curious.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 07:05 AM (1meqy)

118 What's a Don Lemon?
-------
Sounds like a non-alcoholic, fruity drink with a little pink umbrella in it that's served at gay bars.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026


***
What James Bond, charitably, called "musical comedy" drinks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:05 AM (wzUl9)

119 ust looked up Caitrin Assaf. She has nice elbows
Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 19, 2026


***
She has the narrowest nose I've ever seen. I wonder how she can breathe through it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:07 AM (wzUl9)

120 Omar Fateh, a Minnesota state senator and failed Minneapolis mayoral candidate is calling for no-go zones in Minneapolis.

Reciprocation would be a bitch.

I accept your terms, now accept mine.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:07 AM (a4flb)

121 59 " Yes, I know they can flee. That's why I have to be President."
Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 19, 2026 05:54 AM (LjXLp)

gazonks
Scary.
Put that on a billboard.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 07:08 AM (SSiCQ)

122 Oh, I see I misspelled Caitrin Assaf's name. I've seen "Caitlin" for years; the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 legally changed her name to that. Never "Caitrin."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:08 AM (wzUl9)

123 60 It's just another Merlot Monday.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 19, 2026 06:00 AM (2Ez/1)

... from her $8billion (or whatever) house.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 07:09 AM (SSiCQ)

124 Omar Fateh, a Minnesota state senator and failed Minneapolis mayoral candidate is calling for no-go zones in Minneapolis.

Reciprocation would be a bitch.

I accept your terms, now accept mine.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Exactly. Step one inch out of your no go zone and you will be sniped.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 07:10 AM (0x0rk)

125 We're sitting right here.
Posted by: Weather apps on your phone at January 19, 2026


***
Sorry, guys, I use my phone only for *phone* calls and texting, usually Miss Linda. Oh, and as a calculator at the grocery store, so I don't have heart palpitations when I see the total at the register.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 19, 2026 07:10 AM (wzUl9)

126 NOOD

J.J.'s up

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 07:11 AM (U2OZr)

127
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 19, 2026 07:11 AM (gbOdA)

128 Sorry, guys, I use my phone only for *phone* calls and texting,

95% of my phone's use deals with MFA.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 07:12 AM (a4flb)

129 I bought bottle of a water disinfection (for camping) based on Iodine based on a principle published by Kahn &. Vischerr about 1990 from REI. 4 to 6 grams of resublimated Iodine are placed in a glass bottle secured with bakelite cap. A few ounces of water are added, and a super-saturated Iodine solution results, used for disinfecting raw water. So long as the crystals are covered with water, the crystals won’t sublimate. It’s been a great system.

“So long as visible crystals remain”, there is enough Iodine remaining for water disinfection, the instructions state. About a 1/3rd to 1/4 of the original crystals remain in the bottle. Some escapes over the years, gotta be careful where it is stored.

It barely makes the resulting solution brown now, not nearly as strong color or odor. So my question is, was it “too strong” before, or is it weaker now??

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 07:14 AM (1meqy)

130
I have the 45th and 50th Editions on my Science Bookshelf.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 05:37 AM (u82oZ)


Still have my 11th edition of Lange's Handbook. Plus a Perrin, Armarego and Perrin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 07:14 AM (tgvbd)

131 Nicki's still a hoe-bag, but I'm definitely warming up to her:

Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
·
6h
DON ‘COCK SUCKIN’ LEMON IS DISGUSTING.

HOW DARE YOU?

I WANT THAT THUG IN JAIL!!!!!

HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ANY OTHER RELIGION.

LOCK HIM UP!!!!!

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 07:15 AM (t5upi)

132 117 NaCly - can I axe you a (kind of) chemistry question? It has me curious.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 07:05 AM (1meqy)

He's gone off the tech thread:

99 Have a great day, everyone.

We are still blessed to live in a country with George Washington as our role model for governance. We also have a lot of other founding fathers with plenty of living on the edge to make them smart. Abigail Adams is also of note.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 19, 2026 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 07:39 AM (SSiCQ)

133 Girthy tech thread this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 09:20 AM (jc0TO)

134 Are grasshoppers conscious? Or are they just executing programming?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 09:23 AM (jc0TO)

135 The Altair 8800 story: what a lousy piece of reporting. I had an Altair way back when and I too soldered all the parts as they appeared. (it came as a monthly kit) When I saw this article, I was interested in what was wrong and how did it get fixed and how did they determine this. The article instead was a rehash of stuff you can find through an on-line search. While it may or may not be AI written, the writer of this drivel provided nothing more than a wrapper around someone else's video.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 19, 2026 09:29 AM (j7INY)

136 We can't explain human consciousness, we have no idea what it actually is, how could we then say a computer or AI system is conscious?

Posted by: Peacelovewoodstock at January 19, 2026 09:32 AM (iodYr)

137 If we can create things which are not conscious, but which we cannot tell (or easily tell) are not conscious from interacting with them, then the chances are we will eventually cross the line into creating things with an actual consciousness without knowing it.

Skynet smiles...

Posted by: Thatch at January 19, 2026 09:55 AM (i0077)

138 jatinkrmalik

Principal Engineer
@Atlassian
/ I write words to control computers to tell other computers to build fake computers that run on other computers / Ex @Uber @Adobe

jatin
@jatinkrmalik
The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.
8:11 PM · Jan 9, 2026

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 10:22 AM (SSiCQ)

139 Do reptiles dream?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 10:50 AM (jc0TO)

140 "Because you can execute that code in your head.
How can you do that?
Because your brain is a computer."

I can compute with my brain, true. But my brain does much more than that. After all, I can count on my fingers. Does that mean that my fingers are a computer?
The real question is, What is this "I" who is doing these things - who is peering out from behind those two eyeballs to take in the world and perceive and interact with it? Who is running the BASIC code and counting on the fingers? I have no answer to that question. But claiming that it's merely a bigger, faster version of what my old Z-80 does, is a reductio beyond absurdum. IMHO.

Posted by: Nemo at January 19, 2026 12:19 PM (v/D5+)

141 Pixy, I have a dumb question: what are the four essential keys, and why are they so important? (Okay, that's two questions. Told you I was dumb.) Thanks!

Posted by: NC Dave at January 19, 2026 12:30 PM (VQC/c)

142 The human brain is not a computer. It's a filter.

Posted by: Deplorable Dave at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (4JGHb)

Sunday Overnight Open Thread - January 18, 2026 [Doof]

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday night ONT. So glad you stopped by. Wouldn't be the same without you!

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Giant checks are what it takes, sleeping on the moon.

You Can Book a Room at the World’s First Moon Hotel for a $1 Million Down-Payment

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GRU Space, a startup founded by 21-year-old Skylar Chan, hopes to open the world’s first moon hotel by 2032, and is already accepting down-payments from space enthusiasts with very deep pockets. The final cost of the rooms is still unknown, but Chan says it will exceed $10 million. The good news is that you don’t need to pay it all up front. The company is currently taking deposits of $250,000 to $1,000,000, depending on the options selected.

You'd have to be a lunartic to do this.

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Florida Man has some competition!


Pennsylvania Man Charged in Chilling Grave Robbing Case Involving Over 100 Human Remains

Authorities in Pennsylvania have charged a man with multiple crimes after uncovering what they describe as one of the most disturbing cases of grave robbing in the state’s history.

Jonathan Gerlach, 34, of Ephrata, is facing more than two dozen charges after police allegedly caught him robbing a grave at Mount Moriah Cemetery, a historic site located on Kingsessing Avenue spanning Southwest Philadelphia and Yeadon, Delaware County.





Virginia Woman Gains Attention for Snorting Food as Daily Diet Habit

A Virginia woman is drawing national attention after revealing an unusual eating habit: snorting food through her nose. Kathryn, a woman in her 30s, showcased her behavior on the Season 7 premiere of TLC’s My Strange Addiction, where she demonstrated how she blends her meals and consumes them nasally.

The habit, which Kathryn says began five years ago during community college on a dare, involves liquefying entire meals — from omelets to guacamole — and inhaling them through a straw. “It started with a flavored fruit drink. I got a head rush and it tasted even fruitier than drinking it. I was hooked,” she said on the episode.





Chicago Man Addicted to Eating Live Bugs Cuts Back After Health Warnings

Carlos, a 26-year-old from Chicago, has a unique habit—he regularly eats live bugs like mealworms, cockroaches, and crickets. His unusual eating behavior is featured in an episode of TLC’s “My Strange Addiction,” where he describes the taste of mealworms as similar to buttered popcorn and compares crickets to vegetables. He even claims the insides of cockroaches taste like custard.

Carlos says he enjoys the sensation of live bugs squirming in his mouth, calling it a satisfying and primal experience. He admits he’s been fascinated with eating bugs since childhood, and now consumes up to 100 live bugs a day. According to the show’s producers, that adds up to around 30,000 insects a year—roughly the weight of a turkey.



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First time for everything! (H/T - Piper)

Speaking of Piper...

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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The Pitti Peacocks

Every January and June, the ancient walls of Florence’s Fortezza da Basso transform into something more than a fashion trade show. Welcome to Pitti Uomo, pronounced “Pete-y Whoa-mo”, the biannual menswear fair launched in 1972. It was originally housed in Palazzo Pitti, hence the name, and has long been the beating heart of international menswear business. Over the past 15+ years, it has also become famous for something else entirely: the Pitti Peacocks.*

These larger-than-life attendees — fashion buyers, influencers, stylists, editors, tailors, and self-styled dandies — treat the event’s courtyard as their personal runway. They strut in slow motion, pause dramatically for street-style photographers, and layer outfits with the confidence of creatures whose very purpose is to be seen.

Florence just wrapped Pitti Uomo 109 (Jan 13–16, 2026) and the street style delivered. Some of these pictures may require the use of a paper fan, you have been warned fellow ‘ettes.

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Pitti Peacocks remind us menswear doesn't have to be boring. Show up, turn up the volume, and own every cobblestone. Who's ready to strut?

*Filmmaker Aaron Christian humorously captures the scene in his 2016 mockumentary The Life of Pitti Peacocks, narrated in classic David Attenborough style. It portrays the courtyard as a mating ground where “peacocks” jostle for camera proximity, preen, and perform elaborate rituals — all in the hope of landing that one viral shot


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1 “Walmart told me I couldn't buy beer on Sunday. They said it was Arkansas state law. So, I didn't pay for it and I walked out with a six pack. I'm glad they made booze FREE one day a week.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

Posted by: mindful webworker - at long last at January 18, 2026 10:00 PM (FMpsC)

2 Yay, Sunday before a holiday ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 18, 2026 10:00 PM (lUFok)

3 I'm coming, soon

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 10:00 PM (S3Ylv)

4 Whelming. Hmmm. lol.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:02 PM (Wmg4n)

5 Good evening morons y graias Disco

GRU Space, a startup founded by 21-year-old Skylar Chan, hopes to open the world’s first moon hotel by 2032, and is already accepting down-payments from space enthusiasts with very deep pockets. The final cost of the rooms is still unknown, but Chan says it will exceed $10 million. The good news is that you don’t need to pay it all up front. The company is currently taking deposits of $250,000 to $1,000,000, depending on the options selected.

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Tofu dreg on the moon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

6 Please contribute to my GoFundMe raising funds for my stay at the lunar hotel.

I hear the view is out of this world.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lunacy at January 18, 2026 10:03 PM (FMpsC)

7 Sorry I'm late, I had to take the octopus to the chiropractor.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 10:03 PM (9uW/C)

8 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 18, 2026 10:03 PM (SRRAx)

9 Nasel-eating link does not work. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: French Jeton at January 18, 2026 10:04 PM (j0T5y)

10 You'd have to be a lunartic to do this.
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You're right. Money would be better spent taking one of those subs to view the Titanic.

Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 10:05 PM (dIske)

11 The fashion thread that says..."does this make me look gay?"

It's all gay. All the time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 10:05 PM (U2OZr)

12
They all look like queers, the clothes and the men.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

13 I'm not sure those clothes would be tolerated at a MoMe.

More than a few of the Morons would pants them.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (cYBz/)

14
Everything was going great on the guy in the grey three-piece suit until I scrolled down to his feet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (djaKb)

15 Carlos says he enjoys the sensation of live bugs squirming in his mouth, calling it a satisfying and primal experience.

No relation to the baby on I've Got a Secret?https://youtu.be/feRMCYxwBBI

Posted by: mindful webworker - my older brother ate worms at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (FMpsC)

16 *reviews Piper's male fashions*

*backs out of thread slowly*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)

17 Whaddaya know, the Bears do still suck!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (6Bc88)

18 More than a few of the Morons would pants them.
Posted by: Tonypete


That's the idea.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (gKWVE)

19 I won't see you on the dark side of the moon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 10:07 PM (pkeXY)

20 12
They all look like queers, the clothes and the men.

Posted by: fourseasons at January

You would not find J handsome, lol.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:07 PM (Wmg4n)

21 17 Whaddaya know, the Bears do still suck!
Posted by: tcn in AK


*throws you the ball*

Posted by: CJ Stroud at January 18, 2026 10:07 PM (gKWVE)

22 I don't mind the men's wear photos, except those striped suits. Those look like clown costumes.

Nothing wrong with a sharp dressed man.

But nobody up here has time for suits, except the CA lawyers, and we don't care much for them, not at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 10:07 PM (6Bc88)

23 GRU Space, a startup founded by 21-year-old Skylar Chan, hopes to open the world’s first moon hotel by 2032, and is already accepting down-payments from space enthusiasts with very deep pockets.

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Thanks Doof. I've been looking for a 21 year-old who will take my million dollars on the promise of a room on the moon at some time in the future.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 10:08 PM (nWPIJ)

24 Apparently Don Lemon flew to MN to lead a mob in intimidating a pastor and his congregation during a church service in Minneapolis.

AAG Harmeet Dhillon is reportedly reviewing this violation of the FACE act

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 10:08 PM (rbvCR)

25 I heard that monk was a visiting Italian, name of Costello.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 10:08 PM (cP7R4)

26 Evening all, thx Doof.
Great game.
The guy eating bugs and being warned about parasites reminds me of the teenage Australian rugby player who ate a slug on a dare. The slug had a rat lung worm parasite and it basically ate the kid from the inside out. Died after about five years

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 18, 2026 10:08 PM (PTsqM)

27 The last one has me stumped too.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 18, 2026 10:09 PM (Q+gd/)

28 GRU Space,... hopes to open the world’s first moon hotel by 2032, ... final cost of the rooms is still unknown, ... it will exceed $10 million.

I'm far more interested in the details on how GRU Space will staff it for keeping it running, fresh sheets on the bed, room service, groundskeeping - you know someone is going to want to play golf like Alan Shepard or ride around in NASA-like dune buggies, who is going to caddy and operate the motor pool?

What does the résumé look like? The compensation? How do they turn over shifts? Since it is in space, can they use illegal aliens?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:09 PM (a4flb)

29 If I don't get a holiday off with pay it's not a real holiday. It's only a made up bs holiday for some people.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2026 10:09 PM (4rWc3)

30 My favorites are the olive suit and the grey plaid.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (Wmg4n)

31 Pitti Peacocks remind us menswear doesn't have to be boring. Show up, turn up the volume, and own every cobblestone. Who's ready to strut?

Proving that women aren't the only ones the fashion mavens are trying to make look idiotic.

That said, I just bought a navy blue suit for my daughter's wedding. It cost more than I made in a fiscal quarter when I was in my 20s. It has classic lines, very good tailoring, and premier fabric. Perhaps I'll be buried in it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

32 I think Charles Payne is a very fashion forward and fashionable dude. At least he wears pinstripes really well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

33 Women have fashion. Gay dudes have fashion. Men just wear what's not in the laundry hamper.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (T3puI)

34 LOL at the crow's feet joke.

Moon Hotel scammer should be arrested and charge with fraud. There is no chance he can possibly deliver on his promise.

I wonder if the bug-eater fool drinks a bottle of Raid as a chaser?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (8zz6B)

35 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

36 The Pitti Peacocks

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Gay
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Might wear it under duress
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Gay
Gay

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (nWPIJ)

37 Nasel-eating link does not work. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: French Jeton at January 18, 2026 10:04 PM (j0T5y)


Fixed. Thanks for letting me know!

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

38 I see several of those pompous dandies spent so much on their Haute Couture they couldn't afford socks. So sad.

Posted by: mindful webworker - my warm wooly socks are mine, all mine, at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM (FMpsC)

39 Wood Eye!

Posted by: Crow's feet at January 18, 2026 10:11 PM (pkeXY)

40 15 Carlos says he enjoys the sensation of live bugs squirming in his mouth, calling it a satisfying and primal experience.

No relation to the baby on I've Got a Secret?https://youtu.be/feRMCYxwBBI
Posted by: mindful webworker - my older brother ate worms at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (FMpsC)

Sounds more like Renfield to me - the Renfield from Dead and Loving it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 10:11 PM (cP7R4)

41 Dudes are showing way too much ankle. Do they really beleive global warming is going to make the sea levels rise? Also- socks-- are they stillna thing? Other than that, most of those styles are actually wearable, unlike the nightmares one typically sees at a runway show.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 10:11 PM (9uW/C)

42 Modern male fashion only seems made for gays, pimps, or gay pimps.

Posted by: irright at January 18, 2026 10:12 PM (i1iCx)

43 Since it is in space, can they use illegal aliens?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:09 PM (a4flb)

How about alien aliens?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 10:12 PM (6Bc88)

44 The two best dressed men in the fashion spread look to be literal hobos.

Posted by: IS Roth at January 18, 2026 10:12 PM (+zgjq)

45 Apparently Don Lemon flew to MN to lead a mob in intimidating a pastor and his congregation during a church service in Minneapolis.

Methinks poor Don is feeling ignored.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2026 10:12 PM (Riz8t)

46
I think Charles Payne is a very fashion forward and fashionable dude. At least he wears pinstripes really well.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


He'd fit right in on "A Piece Of the Action"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 10:12 PM (pkeXY)

47 I think I have pretty good taste in clothes (thanks to a past mature lady friend). I would not dress like any of those fags, although I did go through a Miami Vice phase, but that was also 40 years ago, when I was young and stupid.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 18, 2026 10:13 PM (MZ+PY)

48 I see several of those pompous dandies spent so much on their Haute Couture they couldn't afford socks. So sad.

It's even worse. Apparently the light in their apartment is so bad they put on their little brother's pants.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)

49 What about Costello?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2026 10:13 PM (bss/y)

50 Oh my, look at all the fancy boys!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at January 18, 2026 10:13 PM (Q+gd/)

51 Dammit!

Got beat to the Abbott and Costello joke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (bss/y)

52 38 I see several of those pompous dandies spent so much on their Haute Couture they couldn't afford socks. So sad.
Posted by: mindful webworker - my warm wooly socks are mine, all mine, at January

They are wearing loafer socks that you can’t see. How do I know this? I am pretty close to an Italian with a lot of loafers. He isn’t light in them, though, so fear not! He wouldn’t wear the blue or red stripes, and he said the guys in picture 2 look like the hired help at a third tier country club. But I am pretty sure he owns the jacket in pic one! 🤣

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (Wmg4n)

53 Apparently Don Lemon flew to MN to lead a mob in intimidating a pastor and his congregation during a church service in Minneapolis.

AAG Harmeet Dhillon is reportedly reviewing this violation of the FACE act

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Every participant in that violated numerous laws. We don't need (yet) the Insurrection Act--we just need bullshit artists like this doing well-documented bullshit things arrested on Federal charges.

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6)

54 Have some science:

@MAstronomers
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2h
🚨: Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

55 So Don Lemon led a protest/attack on a church . One of the things that precipitated the Spanish Civil War was the left attacking churches. You go Minnesota, follow that failed gay journalist

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 18, 2026 10:15 PM (PTsqM)

56 Evenin’, All. Happy (ugh) Monday eve.

Posted by: Bulg at January 18, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

57 Those are some short pants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2026 10:15 PM (bss/y)

58 Piper's male models reminded me, Zoolander was a hilarious movie. And on that note, today I was watching old SCTV youtubes, and there was one that was mocking two gay men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2026 10:15 PM (0Htd1)

59 So, with "less gay" models would the men's clothes work?

I think, in some cases, yes. Attitude works wonders.

*also... don't be gay

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 10:16 PM (U2OZr)

60 Re: Piper's 'Ette Couture - are men's double-breasted suits a thing again? 'cause I got rid of mine a long time ago.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 18, 2026 10:17 PM (bufu1)

61 🚨: Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)
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Wasn't that one of Nikolai Tesla's ideas?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 10:17 PM (ESVrU)

62 41 Dudes are showing way too much ankle. Do they really beleive global warming is going to make the sea levels rise? Also- socks-- are they stillna thing? Other than that, most of those styles are actually wearable, unlike the nightmares one typically sees at a runway show.
Posted by: tankdemon at January

That cropped look has been a thing in Europe for awhile. I keep hoping it goes back a little longer, it’s a weird length that sometimes looks okay, and other times looks like the tailor measured wrong. The olive suit sparks a glimmer that a normal pant length may be on the horizon.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:18 PM (Wmg4n)

63 The Pitti Peacocks

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WOW!! that's....WOW!! my eyes need to adjust !

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 10:18 PM (g47mK)

64 27 The last one has me stumped too.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 18, 2026 10:09 PM (Q+gd/)

This might be genius, in that I am not sure using "stumped" is a sly pun referring to what's left of the crow's legs, or you really don't get the joke.

I'm going to assume a sly pun.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 10:18 PM (9uW/C)

65 Do those male models have something against socks?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2026 10:18 PM (0Htd1)

66 Sorry I'm late, I had to take the octopus to the chiropractor.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 10:03 PM (9uW/C)
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Surprised you made it back in time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 10:18 PM (ESVrU)

67 Singers all have initials BJ? Wild guess, I have no idea with War.

A couple of those fancy suits seemed okay except the flood pants look turns me off. The skinny leg pants are all yuck to me. Its a pity with the denim shirt dude, top half is looking hunky and then those tight white pants just ruins it for me.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 18, 2026 10:18 PM (hhkIi)

68 60 Re: Piper's 'Ette Couture - are men's double-breasted suits a thing again? 'cause I got rid of mine a long time ago.

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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 10:18 PM (nWPIJ)

69 At least Lemon didn't bend himself over the altar, so, that's something

Posted by: gKWVE at January 18, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)

70 I was hoping the trend of tight, too small sport coats was dying out, but I see the trend persists, Like toenail fungus.

Posted by: Too Sissy For Me at January 18, 2026 10:19 PM (oftw2)

71 Post
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Auron MacIntyre
@AuronMacintyre
Every protester in this video has committed a federal crime

They can all be easily identified

Don Lemon needs to be in custody by the end of the day if the administration is to ever be taken seriously again

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2026 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)

72 So, with "less gay" models would the men's clothes work?

I think, in some cases, yes. Attitude works wonders.

*also... don't be gay
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 10:16 PM (U2OZr)


Second to last panel is the only one that does not look like it requires familiarity with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

73 But I am pretty sure he owns the jacket in pic one!

Dude looks like Joey Tribbiani in the Friends episode where he puts on all of Chandler's clothes at once, sans underwear.

Could I BE wearing any more clothes?

https://youtu.be/q--6wtCPHg8

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

74 "Successfully transmits electricity through the air without using physical wires"

Already did it. Would not recommend

Posted by: Kid who peed on an electric fence at January 18, 2026 10:20 PM (0e5Te)

75 Good evening, ONT 'ettes and 'rons. Thanks to Doof for the forum, and Piper for the couture.

Not gonna lie, the grey striped suit with the fur coat look is kinda badass, and exactly not anything I could ever pull off in this lifetime.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 18, 2026 10:20 PM (v23vE)

76 🚨: Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

Nikola Tesla did that over a hundred years ago. Tell Finland to get back to me when they can do it on a scale and with equal efficiency to high-tension power lines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:20 PM (8zz6B)

77 Evenin’, All. Happy (ugh) Monday eve.
Posted by: Bulg

When one is retired, every day is Saturday - except Sunday of course.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:20 PM (cYBz/)

78 Thanks for the "mens" fashion, Piper! Some of those guys are quite handsome.

Just a sec... gotta turn off the gaydar, it's SO LOUD... hurting my ears!

But still. Eye candy is eye candy.

The Guys will understand this, right?

Posted by: JQ at January 18, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

79 >>>Rainbow - Stone Cold

Great song and great album art.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 18, 2026 10:20 PM (syz1S)

80 Every participant in that violated numerous laws. We don't need (yet) the Insurrection Act--we just need bullshit artists like this doing well-documented bullshit things arrested on Federal charges.

The FBI is still a garbage agency filled with garbage people led by a DEI hire who couldn't care less.

Seriously folks, Trump has proven he would rather spring criminals out of prison than put criminals in. His whole thing is about crushing their money supply - problem is there is no court or Congress that will let him stop the money flow.

We are on our own, and the sooner we understand this basic survival truth, the better we will be. The streets can be littered with dead ICE and MAGA and there will be no Insurrection Act.

Violence, arson, death and bloodshed are all campaign funding strategies and optics.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:21 PM (a4flb)

81 Apparently Don Lemon flew to MN to lead a mob in intimidating a pastor and his congregation during a church service in Minneapolis.

Methinks poor Don is feeling ignored.
Posted by: Archimedes

Thinking there is a good case for felony charges under the FACE act for all of these basement dwelling antifa and antifa wannabes. The F ng gloves need to come off.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 18, 2026 10:21 PM (T3puI)

82 60 Re: Piper's 'Ette Couture - are men's double-breasted suits a thing again? 'cause I got rid of mine a long time ago.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 18, 2026 10:17 PM (bufu1)

Yes! Things always come back! But the lapels might be a little smaller now.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:21 PM (OoFl2)

83 A few dandies, but overall not as objectionable as I suspected it would be. Still, too many men who don’t care for women…
I noticed more than one double-breasted suits.
I was always told they were timeless, but can’t bring myself to wearing an extremely nice one I’ve had since the late 80’s.
But then again, I’m partial to jeans (and cargo shorts when the weather allows)and T-shirts…

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 18, 2026 10:22 PM (4pWEQ)

84 Speaking of fashion, I just learned the term “Prince of Wales” suit from today’s offering on Noir Alley.

Posted by: Bulg at January 18, 2026 10:22 PM (77rzZ)

85
🚨: Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
Posted by: Don Black


https://t.ly/-pGgQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 10:22 PM (pkeXY)

86 I do not own a suit. But if I did acquire one, it would be a really stodgy double-breasted outfit with a vest and a pocket watch. I hate what suits look like these days. They all look like the wearer would blow out the buttons if he sneezed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (0aYVJ)

87 I'm far more interested in the details on how GRU Space will staff it for keeping it running, fresh sheets on the bed, room service, groundskeeping - you know someone is going to want to play golf like Alan Shepard or ride around in NASA-like dune buggies, who is going to caddy and operate the motor pool?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


The answer is right there in the name!

If the company is GRU Space, the menial tasks will be done by the Minions, obviously.

Posted by: mikeski is despicable at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (VHUov)

88 Only one decent men's fashion suit. There would have been another but the dude forgot his socks.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (KDPiq)

89 Already did it. Would not recommend
Posted by: Kid who peed on an electric fence

Back in the olden times, to test whether or not a fence was electrified, we'd snap off a tall weed, strip the leaves off of it and then touch the end of it to the fence. If nothing, we'd then slide the weed stalk up closer to our hand. If it started to buzz somewheres along that journey, you knew it was charged.

Or dare your little brother to grab it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (cYBz/)

90 Greg Price
@greg_price11
I'm no historian but I don't think there's ever been a situation in the last 100 years where the people storming the churches were the good guys.

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (Cjcf6)

91 Apparently Don Lemon flew to MN to lead a mob in intimidating a pastor and his congregation during a church service in Minneapolis.

Yup. I saw the video. Imagine being menaced by Don fucking Lemon.

Granted, the Antifa mob he was leading actually could do some damage, but still.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (t5upi)

92 51 Dammit!

Got beat to the Abbott and Costello joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (bss/y)

https://youtu.be/-c9mlOrDhc4

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (9uW/C)

93 When I worked on Wall Street the fashion was white collars and cuffs, just like in the movie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (RIvkX)

94 Bet King Charles would not wear that striped number!

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 10:24 PM (g47mK)

95 Wireless power transmission is old news, and not just Tesla:

https://youtu.be/_DIjsB3eu-Y

Posted by: mindful webworker - light sabers at January 18, 2026 10:24 PM (FMpsC)

96 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
Posted by: Don Black

https://t.ly/-pGgQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 10:22 PM (pkeXY)

WTF ?

Posted by: Nic Tesla at January 18, 2026 10:24 PM (KDPiq)

97 The problem with having two gray tabby cats is that from a distance they can look very similar to each other. Easy to get them confused.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 18, 2026 10:24 PM (ESVrU)

98 Thanks for another entertaining Sunday Night ONT, Doof!

Lovely winter scene up top. Almost looks like someone stepped out their back door and snapped the shot.

Thanks to Piper for the Pitti Peacocks. I sure hope the sans socks look doesn't catch on. It seems ... incomplete. And some of those outfits are simply ridiculous, but I suppose that's the point.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 18, 2026 10:24 PM (kB9dk)

99 2500 years ago. For whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at January 18, 2026 10:25 PM (5wjSQ)

100 Looking at the fashions again reminds me ofbthe scene from Caddyshack when poor caddy Danny Noonan showed up at the yacht club looking like the Ty-D-Bol man.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 10:25 PM (9uW/C)

101 12
They all look like queers, the clothes and the men.

Posted by: fourseasons


Some of those clothes would be pretty nice if the pants were the correct length and worn with socks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2026 10:25 PM (0Htd1)

102 Not gonna lie, the grey striped suit with the fur coat look is kinda badass, and exactly not anything I could ever pull off in this lifetime.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy

I have to admit, during the days of disco, some of my outfits were on par with what Walt Frazier wore at the time.

"Hey Brother TP!! You pimp'n or are you limp'n?!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:25 PM (cYBz/)

103 That hotel on the moon is out of this world, but there's no atmosphere!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 18, 2026 10:26 PM (MNCvZ)

104 The intro is the common element.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 18, 2026 10:26 PM (sl73Y)

105 “Walmart told me I couldn't buy beer on Sunday. They said it was Arkansas state law. So, I didn't pay for it and I walked out with a six pack. I'm glad they made booze FREE one day a week.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
Posted by: mindful webworker - at long last

Blue Laws can be bizarro.
One place you could not buy alcohol on Sundays. So wait until after midnight when the bars opened. And they did for factory workers.
Another place no package alcohol on Sundays until 8:00 Monday morning ( including Saturday after midnight). But bars are open until 4:00am everyday.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 10:26 PM (/lPRQ)

106 78 Thanks for the "mens" fashion, Piper! Some of those guys are quite handsome.

Just a sec... gotta turn off the gaydar, it's SO LOUD... hurting my ears!

But still. Eye candy is eye candy.

The Guys will understand this, right?
Posted by: JQ at January 18,

I am pleasantly surprised at the ones seeing the way to make the outfits wearable for them, maybe realizing you can have a little fun with clothes and not have sugar in your step if you don’t want it! Also surprised at the number who don’t know what loafer socks are.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:27 PM (OoFl2)

107 15 Carlos says he enjoys the sensation of live bugs squirming in his mouth, calling it a satisfying and primal experience....
Posted by: mindful webworker - my older brother ate worms


He should just suck dick like all the other gay men.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 18, 2026 10:27 PM (0Htd1)

108 Back in the early to mid 80's the club style was very much what you see here... sans socks included.

True story...

Back in the 80's I'm out with some friends. We're all doing the best Miami Vice vibe we can. It's lame.

But... my neighbor, a 75+ year old widower who can dance, and attract the babes, and not with money but with his dancing, dressing and demeanor is at this club.

I'm mortified. But he draws us over and we talk. The girls around him are chill and are not at all interested in us... until we start talking with him about "being men."

He's cool. Suddenly, so are we. Without socks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 10:27 PM (U2OZr)

109 Don Lemon needs to be in custody by the end of the day if the administration is to ever be taken seriously again

Not to worry. Per Powerline, the DOJ has launched a full investigation. A full investigation, mind you.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 10:27 PM (Fs0KI)

110 The most handsome man I ever saw, was wearing a tuxedo at my sister's wedding... No, not Bro in Law, although he was really looking good. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at January 18, 2026 10:28 PM (rdVOm)

111 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.

Isn't that called "radio" ?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:28 PM (a4flb)

112 Looking at the fashions again reminds me ofbthe scene from Caddyshack when poor caddy Danny Noonan showed up at the yacht club looking like the Ty-D-Bol man.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 10:25 PM (9uW/C)


"Can you loofah my stretch marks?"

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)

113 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
Posted by: Don Black

https://t.ly/-pGgQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


So the receivers need to be superconductors. That's usually done by keeping them near absolute zero. MRI-machine superconductors run at about -450 F.

So it's just the small problem of supplying enough power to keep the superconductors cold, then.

This may be closer than Cold Fusion Power, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

Posted by: mikeski thinks it's really cool at January 18, 2026 10:28 PM (VHUov)

114 According to Noted Constitutional Scholar Don LeMon (who would look GREAT in any of Piper's get-ups), the First Amendment guarantees the right of an American to interrupt church services if the American feels passionate about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)

115 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.

Isn't that called "radio" ?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


A "crystal radio" can power itself from the same signal its decoding. You're not gonna run your house off of it, though.

Posted by: mikeski listens in at January 18, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

116 Every gay dude I know dresses like that.

But not every dude who dresses like that is gay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

117 Thanks to Piper for the Pitti Peacocks. I sure hope the sans socks look doesn't catch on. It seems ... incomplete. And some of those outfits are simply ridiculous, but I suppose that's the point.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January

Yes, the peacock part taking precedence! For those who wear suits on here, in this house if the pant length is traditional, the socks are very bold. Do you do that, too?

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:30 PM (OoFl2)

118 The intro is the common element.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 18, 2026 10:26 PM (sl73Y)


That's not correct but can you elaborate on what you mean??

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:30 PM (QMAsf)

119 116 Every gay dude I know dresses like that.

But not every dude who dresses like that is gay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026

Facts!

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:30 PM (OoFl2)

120 Apparently Don Lemon flew to MN to lead a mob in intimidating a pastor and his congregation during a church service in Minneapolis.

Yup. I saw the video. Imagine being menaced by Don fucking Lemon.

Granted, the Antifa mob he was leading actually could do some damage, but still.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 10:23 PM (t5upi)

Bondi should just issue "Wanted: Dead or Alive" poster for all the scum that broked into the church, and let Nature take its course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:30 PM (8zz6B)

121 Not to worry. Per Powerline, the DOJ has launched a full investigation. A full investigation, mind you.

Translation: When Patel, Bondi, et al are called upon to respond to the chaos, violence and crime they can duck all questions and accountability by chanting the magic words: "We can't talk about those matters during an active investigation".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:30 PM (a4flb)

122 That fashion picture with the striped bookends:

They all look like extras from 'The Prisoner'. The background even resembles The Village.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 10:31 PM (gKDq2)

123 Every gay dude I know dresses like that.

But not every dude who dresses like that is gay.


It doesn't help.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2026 10:31 PM (Riz8t)

124 Men's fashion is just classic fashion. Not complicated. Requires proper fit and not being color-blind, not much more. If we're talking business clothes.

When I was there DC had a justifiable reputation - among the hordes of fed workers anyway - of dressing like schlubs.

Even before I got to the Hill, I was starting to have suits tailor made by a great old Argentine (Italian) immigrant. Place was close to my then-workplace. By the time I left the Hill, that was most of my closet. Wasn't that expensive really considering the yuuuge quality differential over off-the rack stuff even from good outfits.

Pick your ties very carefully. Same with shirts, add a few custom from Hong Kong to get exactly what you need in some cases. Voila. Not rocket science, and zero "fashion".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 10:31 PM (U/Byj)

125 I don't know...I kind of like the first guy with the long hair. Always loved long hair on guys.

Posted by: skywch at January 18, 2026 10:32 PM (uqhmb)

126 114 According to Noted Constitutional Scholar Don LeMon (who would look GREAT in any of Piper's get-ups), the First Amendment guarantees the right of an American to interrupt church services if the American feels passionate about it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)

He would be wrong and he will hopefully find this out. Also, I strongly suggest he not try this at an AL SBC.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:32 PM (OoFl2)

127 At this juncture, it's probably a win if men are dressed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 10:32 PM (U2OZr)

128 A "crystal radio" can power itself from the same signal its decoding. You're not gonna run your house off of it, though.

It's all a matter of signal strength.

https://youtu.be/nMF3Plt-mCY

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 10:33 PM (Fs0KI)

129 GRU Space sounds like a front for Russian Military Intelligence. It's a good way to get real currency and avoid the sanctions.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 18, 2026 10:33 PM (S/Y4j)

130 Apparently Don Lemon flew to MN to lead a mob in intimidating a pastor and his congregation during a church service in Minneapolis.

AAG Harmeet Dhillon is reportedly reviewing this violation of the FACE act
Posted by: Kindltot

Church needs more armed parishioners and the rest with truncheons to beat the shit out of the trespassers (literally).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)

131 I just thought it was an interesting thing.

I don't own a suit. Used to, though. I had a charcoal gray 3 piece, which I wore with a powder blue shirt and red tie. Windsor knot. And my black FBI wingtips.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 10:33 PM (ZxPkt)

132 I've heard in Texas they're armed in church.

Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2026 10:34 PM (Q+gd/)

133 The Moon Hotel has a Harsh Mattress, gospodin Mannie.

Posted by: Mike at January 18, 2026 10:34 PM (VjfFB)

134 Every gay dude I know dresses like that.

But not every dude who dresses like that is gay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)


I don't think the straight guys who dress like that are likely to be the type of guys I'd hang out with. Maybe some exceptions but I think we live in different worlds.

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)

135 I thought pix of gay faggots were contrary to AoS style guide?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 10:35 PM (S3Ylv)

136 52nd Street was Billy Joel's last good album after that Christie Brinkley made him happy and ruined him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:35 PM (RIvkX)

137 "Come up to my moon base lair" is hot.

Posted by: Antonia Ellis at January 18, 2026 10:36 PM (U2OZr)

138 Suits with tight pants and tapered legs are gay AF and it needs to stop.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2026 10:36 PM (1jzN5)

139 Dammit!

Got beat to the Abbott and Costello joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Tom Servo was on first?

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)

140 Bondi should just issue "Wanted: Dead or Alive" poster for all the scum that broked into the church, and let Nature take its course.

I would prefer:

"As you all know by now, the DOJ has no interest in either investigating or prosecuting ANY crimes no matter who commits them..." while on the ticker below is a web site promising up-to-date doxxing materials on the AWFLs, and the NGOs (and staff) who are supporting them.

If some AWFL's house burned down during her protest, the DOJ promises not to show any interest in the matter.

Let nature sort it out.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:36 PM (a4flb)

141 Men just wear what's not in the laundry hamper.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Usually.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 10:36 PM (/lPRQ)

142
Woman seeing another woman wearing the same thing: "Grrrrrrr!"

Man seeing another man wearing the same thing: "Hey, good taste!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2026 10:36 PM (tgvbd)

143 That cropped look has been a thing in Europe for awhile.

Hence the well-worn term "Eurofag"

Posted by: On the bleeding edge of faggotry at January 18, 2026 10:37 PM (TbWk/)

144 According to Noted Constitutional Scholar Don LeMon (who would look GREAT in any of Piper's get-ups), the First Amendment guarantees the right of an American to interrupt church services if the American feels passionate about it.
----

Without directly commenting on the *effeminant pretend-"men" and fags* that allowed that to happen, I'd like to point out that this event wouldn't have gone down this way in Texas or Oklahoma. Most congregations of any size already have armed folks in regular clothes in attendance.

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2026 10:37 PM (Cjcf6)

145 > Men just wear what's not in the laundry hamper.
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What is this.... "laundry hamper?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 10:37 PM (U2OZr)

146 I don't think the straight guys who dress like that are likely to be the type of guys I'd hang out with. Maybe some exceptions but I think we live in different worlds.
Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)
====
You've seen Gavin Newsom cross his legs right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

147 I've heard in Texas they're armed in church.
Posted by: davidt at January 18, 2026 10:34 PM (Q+gd/)


Lots of folks at my church, myself included, carry regularly. Our pastor encourages it. I am in a very red and 2A friendly area of MD.

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:38 PM (QMAsf)

148 I guess the man bun hairstyle is no longer according to these pictures. At least that's something.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2026 10:38 PM (4rWc3)

149 When I dressed for office, socks were considered part of the ensemble.

Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2026 10:38 PM (q6tQZ)

150 Hence the well-worn term "Eurofag"

======

They know nothing of my work.
-Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

151 I don't think the straight guys who dress like that are likely to be the type of guys I'd hang out with. Maybe some exceptions but I think we live in different worlds.
Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)

You just never know!

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:39 PM (OoFl2)

152 Welcome to the Sunday night ONT. So glad you stopped by. Wouldn't be the same without you!

Are you talking better or worse if I wasn't here??!!

(insert sad face here because smilies aren't working)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 18, 2026 10:39 PM (uQesX)

153 "I'm no historian but I don't think there's ever been a situation in the last 100 years where the people storming the churches were the good guys."

He's a bit worse than not an historian, as he shows when he attempts to discuss the early 2000s. But he means well and votes the right way.

All the way back to last week, dozens of mosques in Iran were stormed (and then burned). Sure, lots of understandable pent-up anti-clerical hatred. But, as the signs on many of these places plainly stated, they were also staging/storage/meeting places for the basij, the regime's low-level enforcement thugs. Pretty sure the kid would consider those who burnt the mosques "the good guys".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 10:39 PM (U/Byj)

154 When I dressed for office, socks were considered part of the ensemble.

Ditto, but I drew the line at pants.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (Riz8t)

155 121 Not to worry. Per Powerline, the DOJ has launched a full investigation. A full investigation, mind you.

Not saying people shouldn't be arrested, cause they should, but the problem becomes finding prosecutors to prosecute, judges to judge, and juries to convict, in any blue state/city. This can not end well...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (MZ+PY)

156 Church needs more armed parishioners and the rest with truncheons to beat the shit out of the trespassers (literally).

Normally a Christian congregation doesn't adopt traditional Mosaic punishments like stoning of blasphemers then hanging them from a tree.

We need more cultural appropriations.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (a4flb)

157 Lots of folks at my church, myself included, carry regularly.

What's the legit use of deadly force scenario? I certainly agree that they would deserve it, but I doubt it would be legally justifiable.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (Fs0KI)

158 >>Lovely winter scene up top. Almost looks like someone stepped out their back door and snapped the shot.

My parents had a farm on the side of a very large hill, not really a mountain but pretty damn high up, in Vermont. Pretty goofy state but in the winter scenes like that were just out the back door, but more mountains. Fall was even better.

This country has some of the most beautiful natural scenery in the world. I'm not in favor of giving up any state to the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (viF8m)

159 What is this.... "laundry hamper?"

===

where you keep the onions and potatoes

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (g47mK)

160 If some AWFL's house burned down during her protest, the DOJ promises not to show any interest in the matter.

Let nature sort it out.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:36 PM (a4flb)

The State and City cops might want a word with you. A bounty hunter acting on a Fed bounty ought to be immune to those.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (8zz6B)

161 Our generation had George Michael and Freddy Mercury. I feel bad for this generation of homos who are stuck with Lemon

Posted by: gKWVE at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

162 When I dressed for office, socks were considered part of the ensemble.
Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2026 10:38 PM (q6tQZ)


No thanks. Don't want to look like 'Socks' Trudeau.

Gold Toe socks in black, grey and blue. That's all you need. Covers every color/pattern suit.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (gKDq2)

163 It being the cold, grey, snowy, time of year, I wanted to book one of those Windjammer Barefoot Cruises, but can't until I address my bunions. Ordered 36 Grit sanding belts and some 220 for polishing.

Posted by: DIY Podiatry at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (oftw2)

164 Not that it matters, but why was this church picked out by Don Lemon and his merry band of depraved communists? I think I saw that they thought the pastor worked for Immigration. Why did they think that? I'm guessing someone used social media to vomit that out and the usual suspects amplified it. The entire progressive movement is just Jonestown, minus the flavor-aid. Well, so far.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (sAmhv)

165 You'd have to be a lunartic to do this.

As I said....

Posted by: P.T. Barnum at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (uQesX)

166 The Pitti Uomo guys look like pansies (with a couple of exceptions).

Now, if they dressed like Regency bucks....

Posted by: Beverly at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (reMys)

167 What's the legit use of deadly force scenario? I certainly agree that they would deserve it, but I doubt it would be legally justifiable.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (Fs0KI)

Just have some woman parishioner scream that she's being assaulted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)

168 Gee, I dunno, Piper. It will be another year before we see that again, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 10:42 PM (XeU6L)

169 Alright, it’s not a holiday for me tomorrow, I need to get to bed. I may just wear purple leggings in honor of the peacocks! Y’all have a great night.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:42 PM (OoFl2)

170 According to Noted Constitutional Scholar Don LeMon (who would look GREAT in any of Piper's get-ups), the First Amendment guarantees the right of an American to interrupt church services if the American feels passionate about it.
Posted by: Cicero

Hopefully he will get to test his theory in a court room.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 18, 2026 10:42 PM (T3puI)

171 54 Have some science:

@MAstronomers
·
2h
🚨: Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

____________________

Not cool, man. Not cool.
Sincerely,
Squirrels who reserve the right to apply Euthanasia via transformer boxes

Posted by: Union of Squirrels at January 18, 2026 10:42 PM (dIske)

172 Lace Wigs!

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (g47mK)

173 Or dare your little brother to grab it.

I managed this once.

Once.

Being the oldest has its responsibilities.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (EXyHK)

174 I'm guessing that the sockless guys are actually wearing "no-show socks" (a.k.a. booties, in women's lingo)

Nice leather shoes do make your feet sweat and it's not comfortable to be sticking to, or sliding around in, your shoes.

Posted by: JQ at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (rdVOm)

175 161 Our generation had George Michael and Freddy Mercury. I feel bad for this generation of homos who are stuck with Lemon
Posted by: gKWVE at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)

Liberace, Charles Nelson Reilly. Back when you actually had to have talent at something, not just be gay.

Posted by: identify politics ruins everything at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (TbWk/)

176 Our generation had George Michael and Freddy Mercury. I feel bad for this generation of homos who are stuck with Lemon
Posted by: gKWVE at January 18, 2026 10:41 PM (gKWVE)
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Lol. We feel bad for you. We had Paul Lynde and Charles Nelson Reilly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

177 What's the legit use of deadly force scenario? I certainly agree that they would deserve it, but I doubt it would be legally justifiable.
Posted by: Oddbob

One doesn't need to draw and fire upon them necessarily. Around here, our LEO and prosecutors have a very liberal interpretation of 'inciting a riot' and 'causing a public disturbance' so that works in our favor.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (cYBz/)

178 Just have some woman parishioner scream that she's being assaulted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)

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The jury would take one look at Lemon and acquit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (nWPIJ)

179 It being the cold, grey, snowy, time of year, I wanted to book one of those Windjammer Barefoot Cruises, but can't until I address my bunions. Ordered 36 Grit sanding belts and some 220 for polishing.
Posted by: DIY Podiatry
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No botox?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (XeU6L)

180 It’s every 6 months! Hahaha. I will rotate men’s fashion in every now and again. Y’all get riled up and it’s fun energy!

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:43 PM (OoFl2)

181 Can anyone explain this Aversion to Socks? And when will it pass?

just so weird

Posted by: Beverly at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM (reMys)

182 When I dressed for office, socks were considered part of the ensemble.

I used to work for a high-falutin full suit and tie organization even jackets were part of the uniform. Over the years the dress code was relaxed. Before we sold the company I came to the office in a T-shirt and spandex bicycle britches.

That was within a span of eight years.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM (a4flb)

183 Pitti Uomo 109

Buncha fags.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM (uQesX)

184 Women have fashion. Gay dudes have fashion. Men just wear what's not in the laundry hamper.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM


or the cleanest thing in the pile.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM (edvCA)

185 @MAstronomers
·
2h
🚨: Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
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More Scandi lies!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

186 What's the legit use of deadly force scenario? I certainly agree that they would deserve it, but I doubt it would be legally justifiable.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (Fs0KI)


Always a good question to ask yourself before drawing your weapon. No blanket answer to that question. Every situation is different. I just know I always feel safer when I'm armed.

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:45 PM (QMAsf)

187
Lol. We feel bad for you. We had Paul Lynde and Charles Nelson Reilly.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Raymond Burr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)

188 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.
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imagine when they discover velcro

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 10:45 PM (g47mK)

189 I came to the office in a T-shirt and spandex bicycle britches.

That's pretty gay.

Posted by: Gayer than coaches shorts even at January 18, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)

190 Ex Rex Reeder is correct. Fairly recently, juries acquitted an illegal alien who committed spectacular ADW/using car as a weapon against ICE personnel. And a jury in DC acquitted a guy who pointed a laser at a fed helicopter (either Marine One or a ship in HMX-1, anway, I think).

I think if we could just get some commenters to replace Bondi and Dhillon we could finally get something happening.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 10:46 PM (U/Byj)

191 Can we all pass the hat and get some cash together to buy the poor models a nice pair of socks. And a clue.

Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 10:46 PM (dIske)

192
Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.

___________

"Pffffft!" - Zombie Nikola Tesla

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2026 10:46 PM (tgvbd)

193 Women have fashion. Gay dudes have fashion. Men just wear what's not in the laundry hamper.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 18, 2026 10:10 PM
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or the cleanest thing in the pile.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM (edvCA)


Does it pass the smell test?

No smell = Fit to wear.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 10:46 PM (gKDq2)

194 I wore suit and tie to work for three decades. I had five at a time, one for each day of the week, silk ties only, almost all paisleys. Now I have one serviceable suit for church and funerals.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 10:46 PM (edvCA)

195 Assault with the car case was in Seattle (surprise!).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 10:47 PM (U/Byj)

196 What's the legit use of deadly force scenario? I certainly agree that they would deserve it, but I doubt it would be legally justifiable.
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If they were preventing people from leaving, that's kidnapping.

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2026 10:47 PM (Cjcf6)

197 Need a hint on the theme? I guess it's more difficult than I had expected?

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:47 PM (QMAsf)

198 Lol. We feel bad for you. We had Paul Lynde and Charles Nelson Reilly.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Raymond Burr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)


Rock Hudson.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 10:47 PM (gKDq2)

199 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.

I figured this out ages ago. Thieving motherfuckers stole my tech.

Posted by: Nikola Tesla at January 18, 2026 10:47 PM (TbWk/)

200 181 Can anyone explain this Aversion to Socks? And when will it pass?

just so weird
Posted by: Beverly at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM

They are wearing no show socks, and socks with an ankle pant would look odd. But they are not barefoot under those shoes.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:48 PM (OoFl2)

201 Raymond Burr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
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*spit take*
Say what now?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

202 200 181 Can anyone explain this Aversion to Socks? And when will it pass?

just so weird
Posted by: Beverly at January 18, 2026 10:44 PM

They are wearing no show socks, and socks with an ankle pant would look odd. But they are not barefoot under those shoes.
Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10

We can pray for the ankle length to end and socks you see make a natural return.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:49 PM (OoFl2)

203 181 Can anyone explain this Aversion to Socks? And when will it pass?

just so weird
Posted by: Beverly



Nothing new under the sun. I recall 'Miami Vice' 80s fashion being a thing for a bit. Growing up in Western PA in a town full of totally not mobbed up Italians, that shit didn't fly then either. Well, the yoots did it anyway, but not nearly as much as elsewhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 18, 2026 10:49 PM (sAmhv)

204 Don LeMon is going to employ the "I thought it was a mainline Protestant church and everyone knows thats where you go to meet gay men" defense.

Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 10:49 PM (0e5Te)

205 Not that it matters, but why was this church picked out by Don Lemon and his merry band of depraved communists?

Most churches I know of, have large men of action who are packing "greet" people at the door. Once the service begins, the doors are locked, the exterior cameras are monitored, and there is a responsible person near the doors for the late-comers.

For these people to barge in was a cascade of security failure, or was an inside job - that is, the pastor or someone else agreed to use the service as a global stage.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:50 PM (a4flb)

206
Three suits worn in weekly rotation for church. It's a trade. As part of the Mystical Body of Christ, I'll wear a suit so the other guys don't have to and they can kneel for me because I can't any longer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2026 10:50 PM (tgvbd)

207 Raymond Burr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
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*spit take*
Say what now?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)


You didn't know?

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 10:50 PM (gKDq2)

208 My church has spears.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 10:50 PM (edvCA)

209 They are wearing no show socks, and socks with an ankle pant would look odd. But they are not barefoot under those shoes.
Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:48 PM (OoFl2)

Nevertheless, they could walk diagonally across a quarter section of new-fallen snow, and leave nary a footprint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:51 PM (8zz6B)

210 I'm guessing USN obfuscates the actual location of anything, but FWIW, they're saying the USS Lincoln is in the Strait of Malacca, at 17kn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2026 10:51 PM (BI5O2)

211 Why don’t male fashion models wear socks? Seems like those shoes would change soon enough.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 10:52 PM (wWU6x)

212 Didn't Raymond Burr kill a gay lover?

Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 10:52 PM (0e5Te)

213
Tab Hunter
Rock Hudson

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2026 10:52 PM (tgvbd)

214 Nevertheless, they could walk diagonally across a quarter section of new-fallen snow, and leave nary a footprint.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:51 PM


Light in the loafers, as it were?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 10:52 PM (edvCA)

215 Lincoln switched on its AIS, doubt they spoof in these circumstances, so yeah its location is probably accurate.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 10:52 PM (U/Byj)

216 208 My church has spears.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 10:50 PM (edvCA)

I almost wondered if we went to the same church, but we don’t have spears. We do have armed police, though, both in the church as well as directing traffic. And I am sure others are armed, plus it’s big and a lot of people are there - Don would not have gotten the same response.

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:53 PM (OoFl2)

217 Bruce Springsteen dedicated a song to that criminal ugly lesbian at a recent concert.

It was a Good shoot of that criminal ugly lesbian. Bruce has been an idiot for decades.

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2026 10:53 PM (Cjcf6)

218 Always a good question to ask yourself before drawing your weapon. No blanket answer to that question. Every situation is different. I just know I always feel safer when I'm armed.
Posted by: Doof

It is very instructive when surveying our 'safety' team. Former LEO and former vets have completely different viewpoints regarding action, or lack of it, when evaluating threats.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)

219 Always a good question to ask yourself before drawing your weapon. No blanket answer to that question. Every situation is different. I just know I always feel safer when I'm armed.
Posted by: Doof

Maryland has horrible gun laws. How do you do it? I won't drive through that state, ever again.

Posted by: Open Carry Opie at January 18, 2026 10:53 PM (oftw2)

220 Chicago Man Addicted to Eating Live Bugs Cuts Back After Health Warnings
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I hear he's the keynote speaker at Davos this year.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 18, 2026 10:54 PM (BGygK)

221 You'd have to be a lunartic to do this.

The Moon, is a Harsh Mistress...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 10:54 PM (mP0Kj)

222 I imagine we could push an unarmed crowd out by coming down the aisles in a sarissa phalanx.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 10:54 PM (edvCA)

223 They chose this church because the pastor prayed for Ice and a rumor started that was his job. It was a SBC, which is a very loose affiliation, but I am guessing they are smaller in MN than here. I am really going to bed now. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 10:55 PM (OoFl2)

224
Former LEO and former vets have completely different viewpoints regarding action, or lack of it, when evaluating threats.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)

__________

Former CIA: half the congregation is shot and the terrorists get away unscathed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2026 10:55 PM (tgvbd)

225 “Men’s fashion” doesn’t equal faggotry. WTF is wrong with people

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 10:55 PM (hF3wE)

226 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.

Paging Nikolai Tesla! Nikolai Tesla, please pick up the white courtesy phone!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 10:56 PM (wWU6x)

227 I figured this out ages ago. Thieving motherfuckers stole my tech.
Posted by: Nikola Tesla


Actually, Henry Morray figured this out based on the magnetic resonant frequency of the Earth. Oversimplifying here, but building an antennae turned to this frequency and run through transformers and basically tech you could find at a Radio Shack he was able to harvest enough usable electricity to power his home.

Interesting story of it in the book "How To Build A Flying Saucer and other works of speculative engineering"

Apparently Henry had the same problems with the same people who kept the 100MPG carburetor off the market to us Commons.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:56 PM (a4flb)

228 Chicago Man Addicted to Eating Live Bugs Cuts Back After Health Warnings
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I hear he's the keynote speaker at Davos this year.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at January 18, 2026 10:54 PM (BGygK)

Maybe he was getting butterflies in his stomach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 10:56 PM (8zz6B)

229 225 “Men’s fashion” doesn’t equal faggotry. WTF is wrong with people
Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 10:55 PM (hF3wE)

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He's right you know.

Posted by: Liberace at January 18, 2026 10:56 PM (nWPIJ)

230 The popped collar makes one's face immediately punchable .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 10:57 PM (KDPiq)

231 I imagine we could push an unarmed crowd out by coming down the aisles in a sarissa phalanx.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Is that similar to the flying wedge of olden football days?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:57 PM (cYBz/)

232 Raymond Burr did raise orchids and breed them. Invented a couple strains and named them He and his partner owned a South Seas island for over 20 years for this purpose.

Posted by: Robert T. Ironside at January 18, 2026 10:57 PM (oftw2)

233 Maryland has horrible gun laws. How do you do it? I won't drive through that state, ever again.
Posted by: Open Carry Opie at January 18, 2026 10:53 PM (oftw2)


I know the laws and I follow them. And I live in a 2A friendly county.

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 10:57 PM (QMAsf)

234 There's a synagogue in my 'hood and - for years - I've been appalled at the lack of visible armed security. Especially the last 3 or so, of course. There's even a K-4 elementary school there. Nothing more than unarmed rent-a-cop under a tent at a desk that's visible. Yeah yeah there may well be more less visible. But in this context visible muscle has a huge deterrent effect. Recent holiday was the only time I saw armed security outside in a long time.

Structure nearest the street seems solid (was inside for a few community meetings and checked out its security features), legit Jerusalem stone exterior. Assume the glass is ballistic.

Dude. Break out the checkbook. It's an incredibly stupid, dangerous time.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 10:57 PM (U/Byj)

235 Change -> chafe

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 10:57 PM (wWU6x)

236
"Men's fashion" used to be Cary Grant. Now it's Peewee Herman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2026 10:58 PM (tgvbd)

237 You didn't know?
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 10:50 PM (gKDq2)
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Shows what I know which ain't much. But to my credit he was a little before my time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)

238 “Men’s fashion” doesn’t equal faggotry. WTF is wrong with people
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It DOES equal faggotry if we don't win the Civil War we're in. The left wants to redefine and thus destroy all social norms.

Posted by: Crusader at January 18, 2026 10:58 PM (Cjcf6)

239 > It was a Good shoot of that criminal ugly lesbian. Bruce has been an idiot for decades.
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Best newspaper obituary (future) ever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 10:58 PM (U2OZr)

240 Pitti Peacocks? Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 18, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)

241 Double-breasted suits and sports jackets with European cut: Very nice!
Suits without socks: gay as sh*t.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)

242 Allegedly, my church had it's original building shot up during the civil right time. The new church was built with a defilade wall across the front and no windows streetside.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:00 PM (edvCA)

243 212 Didn't Raymond Burr kill a gay lover?
Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 10:52 PM (0e5Te)

Just to watch him die!
Actually, no. But he did have one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 11:01 PM (cP7R4)

244 OK hint on the theme. You may have heard short excerpts from all 3 of those songs elsewhere. Not at the same time. Each one perhaps once a week during several year stretches. Different stretches for each song.

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 11:01 PM (QMAsf)

245 Shows what I know which ain't much. But to my credit he was a little before my time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 10:58 PM (RIvkX)


Sure, sure. You were born after 'Ironside' (1967-75). Right?

And if you were, get off my lawn.

Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 11:02 PM (gKDq2)

246 Q. Why was the feminist picnic a failure?

A. No one made any sandwiches.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 11:02 PM (IG3/x)

247 All the way back to last week, dozens of mosques in Iran were stormed (and then burned). Sure, lots of understandable pent-up anti-clerical hatred. But, as the signs on many of these places plainly stated, they were also staging/storage/meeting places for the basij, the regime's low-level enforcement thugs. Pretty sure the kid would consider those who burnt the mosques "the good guys".
Posted by: rhomboid

Mosque is rarely translated.
If it were it would be "armory".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)

248 It is very instructive when surveying our 'safety' team. Former LEO and former vets have completely different viewpoints regarding action, or lack of it, when evaluating threats.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 10:53 PM (cYBz/)

Yup. Wrote an entire Instructor Guide for the Navy for Destroyer Boarding Teams coming back from overseas, to reinforce what civilian law about guns was...

Although endorsed by my Command, and Flag, it was never adopted by the Navy...

But I know, my Guys appreciated it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:02 PM (mP0Kj)

249 ZZTop correctly said chicks dig a sharped dress man. Women though have terrible judgment when it comes to men.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 11:03 PM (KDPiq)

250 I imagine we could push an unarmed crowd out by coming down the aisles in a sarissa phalanx.

I always forget my sarissa when I go to church.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 11:03 PM (wWU6x)

251 Apropos of the gay, I watched The Imitation Game last night. I find it hard to believe that Alan Turing could have been so autisticly homo as Cumberbatch played him, even in poofter England.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:03 PM (edvCA)

252 same people who kept the 100MPG carburetor off the market
——-

LOL. All of the best engineers in the world (from all sides) were working to maximize efficiency and power from available fuels during World War Two. Gasoline was critical, you can be sure if it were possible somebody would have made it happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:04 PM (hF3wE)

253 Common theme- they were all used as theme songs for TV shows.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 11:04 PM (9uW/C)

254 Burr was signed for 26 more Perry Masons and could probably have gone on forever, but his health gave out. I suppose Andy Griffith and Angela Lansbury could have done the same.

Posted by: Made For TV Movies at January 18, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2)

255 Sweat pants at home, jeans if I'm going anywhere. Flannel shirts, generally. Oklahoma Hot Caughtyour. 🤠

Always loved long hair on guys.
Posted by: skywch


Well, hi, there. J/K, I'm married.

That does it for me for tonight's ONT.

https://youtu.be/xgxAe2Duyyk

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and then...? at January 18, 2026 11:05 PM (FMpsC)

256 I always forget my sarissa when I go to church.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 11:03 PM


That's like leaving your guidon at home.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:05 PM (edvCA)

257 My golfing buddies call a putt that looks straight, but really isn't is called a "Rock Hudson".

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 18, 2026 11:05 PM (MNCvZ)

258 It DOES equal faggotry if we don't win the Civil War we're in.
——-

Well maybe, I’m just sayin’ don’t put that shit on the page here.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:06 PM (hF3wE)

259 210 I'm guessing USN obfuscates the actual location of anything, but FWIW, they're saying the USS Lincoln is in the Strait of Malacca, at 17kn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2026 10:51 PM (BI5O2)

Soo.... Lincoln is loafing along so it'd Burke Class Destroyers can save fuel... as they are efficient at 17 knots.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:06 PM (mP0Kj)

260 Raymond Burr really was a good friend of Rod Serling.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2026 11:06 PM (4rWc3)

261 George Lopez Show - Low Rider

Dont remember the others

Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 11:06 PM (0e5Te)

262 The 100MPG "carb" is real, it's just not that practical. It vaporized the fuel with heat rather than just mixing it into the airstream. It would work for a static application though, I guess.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:07 PM (edvCA)

263 Shows- George Lopez show (Low Rider)
Bosom Buddies (My Life)
Deadliest Catch (Wanted Dead or Alive)

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 11:07 PM (9uW/C)

264 And if you were, get off my lawn.
Posted by: RickZ at January 18, 2026 11:02 PM (gKDq2)
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No before, but I have a feeling a lost my slot on your trivia team.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

265 My favorites are the olive suit and the grey plaid.
Posted by: Piper
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Me too. I also liked the blue button down shirt but not the white pants. I love a man in a great suit!

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 18, 2026 11:08 PM (VCgbV)

266 Apparently Henry had the same problems with the same people who kept the 100MPG carburetor off the market to us Commons.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:56 PM (a4flb)

I saw the patent drawings of the Pogue (inventor's name) 100 MPG carburetor once. It was just a simple air-to-air heat exchanger made in the form of a thin ribbon wrapped in a spiral. Engine exhaust gases went through the hot side, and intake air plus drippings of liquid gasoline went in the cold side. The gasoline was completely vaporized to a dry gas, and blended with air to the proper 14:1 fuel-air ratio. An engine so equipped would run very smoothly, and also deliver very little power, because the vaporized fuel occupied combustion chamber space that otherwise could be filled with oxygen-bearing air, and a small cloud of minute droplets of liquid gasoline. So a car with a Pogue carburetor got fantastic mileage because it was very underpowered. And eventually, the hot side of the carb would become clogged with carbon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 11:08 PM (8zz6B)

267 Raymond Burr really was a good friend of Rod Serling.
Posted by: Case

Imagine if you will... a man who tends his flowers with meticulous care, who carries heavy cases in the dead of night, who scrubs his hands and tools as though erasing some invisible stain. A husband whose invalid wife has suddenly vanished from view, leaving only silence where arguments once echoed. To the casual observer, he is merely another tenant enduring the heat. But to the man across the way, he is something far more sinister—a puzzle of guilt, wrapped in ordinary routine, waiting for the light to expose its cracks.
What begins as idle suspicion spirals into a dangerous game of observation and revelation, where the watcher may become the watched, and the innocent facade hides a killer's heart. Tonight, in this ordinary apartment building, the boundaries between voyeur and victim blur... in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (cYBz/)

268 Eve Whitfield>>Fran Belding

Posted by: Second Bananas at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (oftw2)

269 I have a bad feeling about NASA sending four to the moon, even though they are not landing. Is there really even a point in sending humans, when robotics would be fine? idk.

SpaceX would seem more reliable, but we must prop up the old government machine, DEI and global warming and Islamic tendencies not withstanding.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (vbXSk)

270 LOL. All of the best engineers in the world (from all sides) were working to maximize efficiency and power from available fuels during World War Two. Gasoline was critical, you can be sure if it were possible somebody would have made it happen.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:04 PM (hF3wE)

It is interesting that engines HAVE come a long way. 300 HP 3.6 liter sixes are normal now...

300 HP used to be a super duper muscle car...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (mP0Kj)

271 > I'm guessing USN obfuscates the actual location of anything, but FWIW, they're saying the USS Lincoln is in the Strait of Malacca, at 17kn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2026 10:51 PM (BI5O2)

Soo.... Lincoln is loafing along so it'd Burke Class Destroyers can save fuel... as they are efficient at 17 knots.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:06 PM (mP0Kj)
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Billionaire financier of the anti-ICE riots lives in Singapore. Right off the starboard beam of the Lincoln.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 11:10 PM (U2OZr)

272 Shows- George Lopez show (Low Rider)
Bosom Buddies (My Life)
Deadliest Catch (Wanted Dead or Alive)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 11:07 PM (9uW/C)


Did you need the hint to figure it out?

Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 11:11 PM (QMAsf)

273 Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (cYBz/)

I thought that was a Hitchcock movie.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 11:11 PM (KDPiq)

274 y'll heard that Islamic republic's TeevEe was hacked today and ALL channels, including 24h sports channel were transmitting anti-regime messages , together with Trump's "help is on the way", Mertz's "regime will be gone", and the shah's appeal to the army, right ? they estimate about 30 million people heard it.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:11 PM (g47mK)

275 That's not correct but can you elaborate on what you mean??
Posted by: Doof at January

Not really, too musically inept. Something about the build up into the presentation. I'll accept not correct, curious as to what is.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (sl73Y)

276 I find it hard to believe that Alan Turing could have been so autisticly homo as Cumberbatch played him, even in poofter England.

I finally got around to watching it a few weeks ago. Probably the worst-written well-acted movie I’ve ever seen. There is no way the puzzle solvers they were portrayed as didn’t see the solution at the beginning of the movie when it was telegraphed to the rest of us.

Of the three movies within the movie—breaking Enigma, Young Alan, and Old Gay Alan—there was no need for Young Alan. It added nothing except the rosebud moment at the end. But the reason for the computer name was so obvious treating it as a rosebud moment was pointless.

From what I’ve read elsewhere, Turing was actually well liked by his co-workers and socially comfortable. Don’t know for sure though.

Then there was the programmers taking on strategic planning as there responsibility.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (EXyHK)

277 it's getting close! to something!

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (g47mK)

278 269 I have a bad feeling about NASA sending four to the moon, even though they are not landing. Is there really even a point in sending humans, when robotics would be fine? idk.

SpaceX would seem more reliable, but we must prop up the old government machine, DEI and global warming and Islamic tendencies not withstanding.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (vbXSk)

Yeah... not sure why they are doing this... I mean if they were going up to the our CAR they left up there? OK... but just to orbit?

Publicity... nothing more.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (mP0Kj)

279 So the receivers need to be superconductors. That's usually done by keeping them near absolute zero. MRI-machine superconductors run at about -450 F.

So it's just the small problem of supplying enough power to keep the superconductors cold, then.

This may be closer than Cold Fusion Power, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.


Superconducting coils can be made to work at the temperature of boiling liquid nitrogen. Keep them in dewars and top off the liquid N2 at the end of the day. Liquid N2 costs about as much as milk, on a per gallon basis.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (wWU6x)

280 y'll heard that Islamic republic's TeevEe was hacked today and ALL channels, including 24h sports channel were transmitting anti-regime messages , together with Trump's "help is on the way", Mertz's "regime will be gone", and the shah's appeal to the army, right ? they estimate about 30 million people heard it.
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:11 PM


Tell me it was Max Headroom giving the news. Lie if you must.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (edvCA)

281 There are 100 mpg carbs, but they go on 500 pound vehicles.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (vbXSk)

282 267 Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (cYBz/)

As good as description of Rear Window as any. Grace Kelly was a hottie.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (9uW/C)

283 The 100MPG "carb" is real, it's just not that practical. It vaporized the fuel with heat
——

No it isn’t real. No carburetor gets 100mpg unless it’s a motorcycle or something like that

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (hF3wE)

284 I thought pix of gay faggots were contrary to AoS style guide?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 10:35 PM (S3Ylv)


Wow...could you demonstrate more ambivalence?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 11:13 PM (n9ltV)

285 Iranian TV has been thusly hacked several times before. Spicier this time though due to circumstances, obviously.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 11:13 PM (U/Byj)

286 272 Did you need the hint to figure it out?
Posted by: Doof at January 18, 2026 11:11 PM

Yup.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 11:13 PM (9uW/C)

287 Tell me it was Max Headroom giving the news. Lie if you must.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (edvCA)

it was glorious !

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:14 PM (g47mK)

288 254 Burr was signed for 26 more Perry Masons and could probably have gone on forever, but his health gave out. I suppose Andy Griffith and Angela Lansbury could have done the same.
Posted by: Made For TV Movies at January 18, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2).

I recall a later episode where Burr is consulted while in a hospital bed, and in some you can see his eyes are dark and sunk into his head, and he just looks like hell.
Similar thing with Jeremy Brett - in the later episodes he’s notably looking much, much worse. The famous Mycroft episode with Charles Gray came about because Brett was too ill to perform at one point. Gray of course was a fabulous substitute!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 11:14 PM (cP7R4)

289 Finland successfully transmits electric power through the air without using physical wires.

They idea is to use lasers and focused acoustics to clear a path for the electrical "spark" so that sounds like a phaser or those Klingon disruptors.
Or some sort of "blaster"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)

290 >>“Men’s fashion” doesn’t equal faggotry.

Spent too many years wearing the uniform. My men's fashion is now shorts and some random t-shirt. Maybe a polo if company is calling. Hopefully, the t-shirt was free from some event. The seasonal change is jeans and a flannel shirt or sweatshirt over the t-shirt.

This winter I'm giving a truckload of suits and other assorted gear to Goodwill. It will feel great to have them out of my closet. Maybe they will do something for someone else. I will never miss wearing a tie.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:15 PM (viF8m)

291 FWIW, Tom Ogle achieved 100 MPG with a Big V8 in '77 - Here's How He Did It and Why You Can't Have It

https://youtu.be/icprC7G_q80

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:15 PM (edvCA)

292 282 267 Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (cYBz/)

As good as description of Rear Window as any. Grace Kelly was a hottie.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (9uW/C)

Peak Princess Grace... High Society? Or to Catch a Thief.

Tough one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:15 PM (mP0Kj)

293 SpaceX would seem more reliable, but we must prop up the old government machine, DEI and global warming and Islamic tendencies not withstanding.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 11:09 PM (vbXSk)


Hope it’s not another Apollo 13, or worse, a new Challenger incident.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 11:15 PM (wWU6x)

294 My favorites are the olive suit and the grey plaid.
Posted by: Piper


So, the two guys that are attempting to look straight.

Gray plaid guy needs some socks, though. Bare ankles might fly in wherever-they-are, but not in Minnesota. He'll lose both feets to frostbite like that.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)

295 Tell me it was Max Headroom giving the news. Lie if you must.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (edvCA)


D-D-D-D-Dur-Dur-Duk-Durka-durka!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 11:16 PM (rbvCR)

296 Tell me it was Max Headroom giving the news. Lie if you must.
Posted by: toby928(c)

"I'm Max Headroom, and Th... Th... This is the new...new...news news."

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 11:17 PM (cYBz/)

297 [momentairily considers mentioning Jim Nabors, forgets it]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 11:17 PM (XeU6L)

298 Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:15 PM (viF8m)

If I have to dress? Black silk shirt. Black Silk tie (al la paige)... black pants.

Black Armani suit...

Sometimes, a Crimson Red shirt...

Oh, and Black Wayfarer sun glasses... just... because fuck you...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:18 PM (mP0Kj)

299 Similar thing with Jeremy Brett - in the later episodes he’s notably looking much, much worse.

Wasn’t there also an episode in the final season where Holmes is very very sick, or disguised himself as someone sick? I don’t remember much about the last season except that the writing quality had gone way down.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)

300 GRU Space, a startup founded by 21-year-old Skylar Chan, hopes to open the world’s first moon hotel by 2032
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I predict the business will.... crater.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 11:18 PM (UUvzi)

301 Those pants in the fashion section about are way too skinny for real men.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2026 11:18 PM (YGRGv)

302 I would watch AI news if it was Max'ed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:19 PM (edvCA)

303 At $10M, that room better come with two Moon Maids.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:20 PM (edvCA)

304 It is interesting that engines HAVE come a long way. 300 HP 3.6 liter sixes are normal now...
——-

Fuel injection, variable valve timing, electronic engine controls, Better machining in mass production. Back in the good old days a V8 was probably ready for overhaul at about 75,000 miles. Oil change intervals were suggested at 1,000 miles or 2 months.

Japan, Russia, Germany, Britain, Canada France, Australia USA, etc, all sides had some very good engineers and worked very hard on the fuel issue.

If there were a way to improve fuel economy by tenfold you would have heard about it.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:20 PM (hF3wE)

305 292 Peak Princess Grace... High Society? Or to Catch a Thief.

Tough one.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 11:15 PM (mP0Kj)

I haven't seen High Society, so I guess To Catch a Thief (which, apropos of nothing but I find it interesting, for some reason has a couple of dudes playing hockey sack in one scene) by default.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 18, 2026 11:20 PM (9uW/C)

306 $1,000,000 to sleep on the moon? I'll just go to the pine barrens, or wait a few years for the goat fucker to turn nyc into a wasteland.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 11:21 PM (snZF9)

307
I looked up the Ogle patent. US patent only (not filed elsewhere) and it lapsed after four years for failing to pay maintenance fees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 18, 2026 11:21 PM (tgvbd)

308 132 I've heard in Texas they're armed in church.
Posted by: davidt
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Wouldn't need guns for that bunch that stormed the church. A good ass whoopin' would do it.

Really surprised Southern Baptists put up with it.
It wouldn't have lasted three minutes out here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 11:21 PM (/LXUT)

309 I'm limiting what I let myself see in Iran now

But I did see the Prince's speech had been broadcast on state television

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 11:22 PM (RIvkX)

310 Now that I'm retired, my fashion is wrangler boot cut jeans t-shirt and long sleeve canvas shirt. Oh and either boots or sneakers.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2026 11:22 PM (YGRGv)

311 High voltage electronic ignition is what I think is the greatest advance in motoring. I mean, fuel injection and the other things are good but, not having to set points or clean spark plugs is the best thing. I replace my platinum plugs every 100,000 miles whether they need it or not.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:23 PM (edvCA)

312 Tom Ogle achieved 100 MPG with a Big V8 in '77
——

Sure, Jan

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:23 PM (hF3wE)

313 I’ll take picture #4. And he’s wearing socks.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 18, 2026 11:23 PM (KXEt8)

314 Suit with suspenders was back in style for awhile in late 90's. I rocked them only because a girl 'friend' picked them out for me. Have to admit they got positive attention without the jacket.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 11:24 PM (KDPiq)

315 >>Black Armani suit...

The Armani is going too.

The only thing a guy needs is a perfectly tailored blue blazer, some khakis and a dark blue suit for those times there is no escaping wearing a suit.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:24 PM (viF8m)

316
Peak Princess Grace... High Society? Or to Catch a Thief.

Tough one.
Posted by: Romeo13

=============

Rear Window

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:25 PM (djaKb)

317 Disappointing about CAFE, it seems the only thing Trump is going to do is lighten up on the fuel economy regs. There goes my blown diesel HiLux.
damn.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 11:25 PM (/LXUT)

318 Apologies to Raymond Burr. Earlier in the thread I mentioned the death of a lover. I was thinking of Paul Lynde.

Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 11:25 PM (0e5Te)

319 Eve Whitfield (Barbara Anderson) wore very nice clothes, much nicer than an average detective would wear. The character's backstory was that she was from a prominent society family, so that's why the nice clothes. She wore them well. Barbara won an Emmy, and was nominated several times.

Posted by: Ironside Lore at January 18, 2026 11:26 PM (oftw2)

320 No it isn’t real. No carburetor gets 100mpg unless it’s a motorcycle or something like that
Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:12 PM (hF3wE)

Well, the Pogue carburetor was real. Some people claimed it made 100 MPG, but I doubt that. Might have made 50 with a light auto like a Model A Ford. But at the expense of making the car a real slug. A smooth running slug, but still a slug.

We might note that there are plenty of cars on the road running propane and compressed natural gas as fuel. They run smooth, and the engines last a long time, because no oil dilution, but power output is down from the gasoline-fueled cars with the same engine. When propane and CNG were crazy cheap, due to no road tax, it made a lot of sense to do the conversion if you were a high-mileage user. Back in the 1980's nearly every taxicab in Calgary ran on propane. Now there are none, AFAIK. Electronic fuel injection made gasoline engines much more fuel-efficient, and loner lasting, and increased taxes on alternate fuels destroyed the incentive to use them. Many fleets still run CNG vehicles, but rationale for that is that it sells as being "green".

Thermodynamics is a bitch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 11:26 PM (8zz6B)

321 I’ll take picture #4. And he’s wearing socks.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 18, 2026 11:23 PM (KXEt

And cuffed pants. I guess they made a comeback but left the pleats behind.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 11:26 PM (KDPiq)

322 Wasn’t there also an episode in the final season where Holmes is very very sick, or disguised himself as someone sick? I don’t remember much about the last season except that the writing quality had gone way down.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 11:18 PM (EXyHK)

Yes, I recall that one. Towards the end they started using some non - Conan Doyle stories, and they were not nearly so good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 11:27 PM (cP7R4)

323 I still have all the equipment for maintaining engines with breaker points. Haven't looked at dwell or timing in 30 years.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:27 PM (edvCA)

324 >>Now that I'm retired, my fashion is wrangler boot cut jeans t-shirt and long sleeve canvas shirt. Oh and either boots or sneakers.

This guy gets it.

Toss in some flip flops and you have the entire male fashion ensemble.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m)

325 These days I wear suits for a) funerals and b) weddings, and not even all of those.

Oh, I wore one to a 25th Anniversary party for some friends a few years back, but that was only because I was in the wedding in the first place (they wanted some then and now pics).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 11:28 PM (IG3/x)

326 The only thing a guy needs is a perfectly tailored blue blazer, some khakis and a dark blue suit for those times there is no escaping wearing a suit.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:24 PM (viF8m

Spot on imo.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 11:28 PM (KDPiq)

327 Alan Turing got in trouble not just for being gay, but for being a chickenhawk. (Left out of most accounts, naturally.)

Which reminds me: I saw the great Derek Jacobi do King Lear at BAM many years ago. He was fantastic in every scene (especially the last act), except when he was doing the mad scene on the heath, where he flitted around the stage like a butterfly, rather than an 80-year-old grand old warrior gone mad.

But that entrance with Cordelia in his arms--oh my God.

Posted by: Beverly at January 18, 2026 11:30 PM (reMys)

328 Do cars even have timing marks anymore?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:30 PM (edvCA)

329 $1,000,000 to sleep on the moon?

===

I guess I'll wait until they have a nice last minute deal.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:30 PM (g47mK)

330 Towards the end they started using some non - Conan Doyle stories, and they were not nearly so good.

I wondered about that. It had been a long time (and still is) since I’ve read the collection, so I couldn’t be sure, but they didn’t seem at all like Doyle.

Then again, I’ve read Solar Pons, so who am I to judge.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 11:31 PM (EXyHK)

331 I predict the business will.... crater.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 11:18 PM (UUvzi)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 11:32 PM (8zz6B)

332 It’s both. Carburetors are (can be) extremely precise, but they don’t come that way out of the box. Not even a little bit.

I messed around with an O2 sensor to fine-tune Holley’s and it was very interesting. There are a gazillion adjustments on those things. Most people have no fucking idea what they are doing, which is why the government forbade any adjustments on them right before they were replaced with fuel injection by 1985.

Every dumb shit with a screwdriver wanted to fuck with the carburetor. I mean it’s right on top, and easy to get to, so let’s fuck with that, right?

They won’t stay in tune or require annual cleaning. Modern fuel destroys power valve diaphragms, corrosion of zinc castings, etc. Excessively rich fuel mixtures “washed out” piston rings, oil dilution, fouls plugs.

I used a scope to for close tuning. An old worn out distributor wallers around like an out of balance washing machine spin cycle, bearings get egg shaped. It causes ignition traces to go goofy too. You’ll never get the point gaps to read the same twice.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:32 PM (hF3wE)

333 My little Honda Civic Hatchback 1800cc could get 38 any day I wanted. But I brutalized it (45 miles to work, in the city. avg speed. 55mph) every day five days a week. 30mpg.
But that was before CAFE munched in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 11:33 PM (/LXUT)

334 309 I'm limiting what I let myself see in Iran now

But I did see the Prince's speech had been broadcast on state television
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 11:22 PM (RIvkX)

I understand, it’s too dark. Looked at a lot of analysis and explanation this weekend, and I think I understand why Trump aborted the first planned attack. It would have been weak and symbolic only and would have brought about more harm than good.
I also think the carrier groups are going there to be ready, but that there’s no great planned attack coming. The risk is too high and the benefit too low.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 11:33 PM (cP7R4)

335
wait a few years for the goat fucker to turn nyc into a wasteland.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

==============

I don't know how I missed the news back on December 9, but we've got a wasteland coming up in California. Apple moving lock, stock, and twig to Austin actually has me kind of shook. I've driven by the old Oracle campus many times, and it's not only vacant -- it's a ruin. Tumbleweeds on a barren parking lot and those three giant silver toilet paper rolls shivering in the sun.

Next, the Apple campus, complete with its $1.2bil 850,000 square-foot addition, completed in 2024 to much fanfare and Newscum's trumpeting what a productive state he leads! Desertion scheduled over the next seven years, starting in 2026.

Sort of OT, but American ruins really bugs me. More ranting to come.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:33 PM (djaKb)

336 $1,000,000 to sleep on the moon?

===

I guess I'll wait until they have a nice last minute deal.
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:30 PM (g47mK)

I'll look for a deal on Trivago in 2032.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 11:33 PM (KDPiq)

337 Do cars even have timing marks anymore?
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:30 PM (edvCA)

Normally a TDC mark, to use when assembling the engine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 11:34 PM (8zz6B)

338 329 $1,000,000 to sleep on the moon?

===

I guess I'll wait until they have a nice last minute deal.
Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:30 PM (g47mK)

Should have checked Trivago.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 11:34 PM (6Bc88)

339 That's not what a Moon hotel will eventually look like. Underground (lava tubes?) is the way to go.

The bird cartoon: I was stuck way too long working with "ravens."

Posted by: MartynWW at January 18, 2026 11:34 PM (M9zxq)

340 I still have all the equipment for maintaining engines with breaker points. Haven't looked at dwell or timing in 30 years.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I rebuilt a Ranger engine. They insisted it be run at 2100rpm for 20 minutes for break-in. NO way to hook up a tach.
I had to use an aftermarket thingie with a strip on the side of the harmonic balance. Damndest thing I ever saw.

Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2026 11:34 PM (q6tQZ)

341 American ruins really bugs me.

If they’re seriously abandoning the Apple California campus, it’s time for a Gamma World movie.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 11:35 PM (EXyHK)

342
I'm limiting what I let myself see in Iran now

But I did see the Prince's speech had been broadcast on state television
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 11:22 PM (RIvkX)

I understand, it’s too dark.

Posted by: Tom Servo

==============

Same here. I don't know how Tousi and Goldie are keeping their spirits up. I don't want to watch them give up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:36 PM (djaKb)

343 Maybe if I ever get that 1973 MG Midget I will have to start setting points again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:37 PM (edvCA)

344 I didn't know Apple was totally moving to Austin. I know they built a huge campus here but I just thought it was a second headquarters. Wow, that's kind of a big deal.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at January 18, 2026 11:37 PM (VCgbV)

345 Apropos of the gay, I watched The Imitation Game last night. I find it hard to believe that Alan Turing could have been so autisticly homo as Cumberbatch played him, even in poofter England.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Turing was a brilliant man, but also a pedophile. It was not a matter of having an adult, homosexual lover. He was compelled to prey on boys. That's why he was chemically sterilized. That little detail is left out of the movie.
In those days, the government and the courts spent their efforts in protecting society from sexual predators.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at January 18, 2026 11:38 PM (qYG4O)

346 Do not like the news from Gaza either.

"All Hell Will Break Loose"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 11:38 PM (RIvkX)

347 The real amazing thing to me was vacuum advance. It’s all done by computers now. But 100 years ago they didn’t have that.

They got part way there with centrifugal weights, and springs. A regular V8 from the 1950s cruises on the highway level ground at around 52° before top dead center.

The only way to achieve that was something other than weights and springs. Utilizing engine manifold vacuum was really ingenious. A guy named Kettering, worked for AC Delco. My dad met him once, he consulted for the Navy for years. They were trying to make captured U-Boat snorkel tech work, without much success

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:38 PM (hF3wE)

348 I also think the carrier groups are going there to be ready, but that there’s no great planned attack coming. The risk is too high and the benefit too low.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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SCS Probing Initiative@SCS_PI . 5hrs?

The USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) and its strike group members of destroyers USS Spruance (DDG-111) and USS Michael Murphy (DDG-112), have just broadcasted their AIS signals and are approaching the Strait of Malacca.

@TheIntelFrog

The USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group is just a few days away from entering the 5th Fleet/CENTCOM AOR and ~5 days from being within range of Iran.

We also saw 12x USAF F-15s depart the UK for Jordan this morning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 11:41 PM (/LXUT)

349 SCS Probing Initiative@SCS_PI . 5hrs?

The USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72) and its strike group members of destroyers USS Spruance (DDG-111) and USS Michael Murphy (DDG-112), have just broadcasted their AIS signals and are approaching the Strait of Malacca.

@TheIntelFrog

The USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group is just a few days away from entering the 5th Fleet/CENTCOM AOR and ~5 days from being within range of Iran.

We also saw 12x USAF F-15s depart the UK for Jordan this morning.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 11:41 PM


This is all a ruse for our strike on Greenland.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:42 PM (edvCA)

350 Same here. I don't know how Tousi and Goldie are keeping their spirits up. I don't want to watch them give up.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:36 PM (djaKb)

Goldie is going to be on Hannity's program tomorrow! That is huge!

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:42 PM (g47mK)

351 Must have all been used as hockey intros.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 18, 2026 11:43 PM (sl73Y)

352 Everyone is looking at Tehran as we hit Nuuk.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:43 PM (edvCA)

353 They know it's a war. And they know it's going in the right direction this time.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:43 PM (g47mK)

354 Maybe if I ever get that 1973 MG Midget I will have to start setting points again.
——

Points are easy, you want good ole NOS though. And a fresh Distributor as mentioned.

The real problem is “condensors”, the old fashioned name for capacitors. Turns out, making a high quality high voltage capacitor in a small package is tough, and they will go bad on the shelf.

Ignition duty is rough stuff. A lot of guys run Pertronix with good success. A Hall effect transistor, no more points or condensor.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:44 PM (hF3wE)

355
If they’re seriously abandoning the Apple California campus, it’s time for a Gamma World movie.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

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Turning the place into a giant 3-D gamers' playground actually sounds like a good idea -- I was thinking the weather and location is good for an amusement park. But I'm pretty sure the same things that are driving Apple out will keep other investors away. All that concrete poured over former farmland seems a shame. Maybe someone will tear it all up and plant orchards again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:44 PM (djaKb)

356
Hope it’s not another Apollo 13, or worse, a new Challenger incident.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


Trump's fault.

Posted by: The narrative at January 18, 2026 11:44 PM (pkeXY)

357 Women though have terrible judgment when it comes to men.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 18, 2026 11:03 PM (KDPiq)

I think I did pretty darned well. Check with the TxMoMe folks. They think I did pretty well, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 11:46 PM (6Bc88)

358 >>Same here. I don't know how Tousi and Goldie are keeping their spirits up. I don't want to watch them give up.

Do you see any possible way the mullahs survive the runaway inflation, lack of water in Tehran, crushing US sanctions and just a basic collapse of every government institution in Iran?

We just took down Venezuela which hit Iran hard. I hope the best for the people of Iran but I'm perfectly fine letting this play out and only doing something overt if we absolutely have to. Rather spend billions freeing Minneapolis than Tehran.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:46 PM (viF8m)

359 No it isn’t real. No carburetor gets 100mpg unless it’s a motorcycle or something like that
Posted by: Common Tater

Assuming -
- zero wind resistance
- zero friction bearings... and
- zero work

100mpg carb is quite doable

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 11:46 PM (/lPRQ)

360 Ignition duty is rough stuff. A lot of guys run Pertronix with good success. A Hall effect transistor, no more points or condensor.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:44 PM


Stick with Lucas!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:47 PM (edvCA)

361 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:33 PM (djaKb)

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I was one of the first occupants. I didn't know they were already abandoning it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 11:47 PM (RIvkX)

362 345

Turing was a brilliant man, but also a pedophile. It was not a matter of having an adult, homosexual lover. He was compelled to prey on boys. That's why he was chemically sterilized. That little detail is left out of the movie.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at January 18, 2026 11:38 PM (qYG4O)



I was quite disappointed when I learned that "chemical castration" did not involve dipping the perv's naughty bits into battery acid.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 11:47 PM (X5Jzz)

363 But I'm pretty sure the same things that are driving Apple out will keep other investors away. ...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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The delusion runs deep.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 11:48 PM (/LXUT)

364 Per Powerline, the DOJ has launched a full investigation. A full investigation, mind you.

Investigation should be completed by no later than 11am Monday. We already know who did it and its on film.

Modern Europe is an object lesson in why its not a good idea to have two World Wars in your country within 30 some years. That's how you end up.

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 18, 2026 11:48 PM (3/XaG)

365 For some reason people think that the entire legal process - investigation, charges, trial etc, should take a TV hour, including commercials.

Posted by: runner at January 18, 2026 11:50 PM (g47mK)

366 Hey. It’s been awhile. What did I miss?

Posted by: Usntakim at January 18, 2026 11:50 PM (Kwwen)

367 In those days, the government and the courts spent their efforts in protecting society from sexual predators.
Posted by: A face in the crowd


.....rather than vice-versa?

Ah, the good-old days.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2026 11:51 PM (VHUov)

368 We just took down Venezuela which hit Iran hard. I hope the best for the people of Iran but I'm perfectly fine letting this play out and only doing something overt if we absolutely have to. Rather spend billions freeing Minneapolis than Tehran.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:46 PM (viF8m)

I agree, that’s the smart play. Iran is in a Spring 1945 3rd Reich scenario now. The end is near, but they can still bring about a lot of death and destruction before they get there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 11:51 PM (cP7R4)

369 Hey. It’s been awhile. What did I miss?
Posted by: Usntakim at January 18, 2026 11:50 PM


The Moon Hotel is booked solid. Snooze and lose.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 11:51 PM (edvCA)

370 Instead of selling non-existent hotel rooms on the Moon, how about buying a surplus aircraft carrier from the Navy, and making it into a floating RV park? You could have pads and hookups on deck at one rate, and pads and hookups below decks at a higher rate. Passengers would sleep in the comfort of their own RVs, and could cook their own meals there, too, or avail themselves of the giant buffet, and dinner at the Captain's table. Sail from Miami to Buenos Aires, tour Argentina by RV for a month or more, and then back to Miami.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 11:52 PM (8zz6B)

371
Wow, that's kind of a big deal.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended

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Near The Domain, right? Get this, Apple leaves Cupertino and buys PRIME LAND in Austin and still saves money. In one year, Apple will more than recoup the $1.2bil they invested in the recent Cupertino expansion that they'll never use. I watched a rundown of the numbers on someone's YouTube channel and it's jaw-dropping. How's this? Home prices in the area are set to fall by 18-27%. Countless small businesses will go. (One example, a restaurant that started 18 years ago with customers 70% Apple workers. The owner says that when Apple goes, they close.) There's much, much more, insane numbers and insane problems coming to that area. Newscum lashed out within hours of the announcement. That's a HUGE one to hit him with in the 2028 race.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:52 PM (djaKb)

372 We just took down Venezuela which hit Iran hard. I hope the best for the people of Iran but I'm perfectly fine letting this play out and only doing something overt if we absolutely have to. Rather spend billions freeing Minneapolis than Tehran.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 11:46 PM (viF8m)
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I'm ok with this for now content to pray on it but I would very much like to see American arms play even a minute role in eliminating the mullahs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 11:52 PM (RIvkX)

373 "$1,000,000 to sleep on the moon?"

Some fools estimated our price for Greenland was $700B. That comes to around $10M for each (70k?) Greenland inhabitant (if I did the new math correctly). I think we could get it for maybe $200k per Greenlander ... and they would be tired of WINNING so much money.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 11:53 PM (vbXSk)

374
they can still bring about a lot of death and destruction before they get there.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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That's what disturbs me. I bet Trump is losing sleep over it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:55 PM (djaKb)

375 What did I miss?

Australia has fallen, Officer Rockatansky has disappeared, and the Lord Humungus rules the Wasteland with a leather glove.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 11:55 PM (EXyHK)

376 Sort of OT, but American ruins really bugs me. More ranting to come.

California disassembling means growth and building in another part of the US, like Texas.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 18, 2026 11:58 PM (wWU6x)

377
I was one of the first occupants. I didn't know they were already abandoning it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Crazy, isn't it? Whatever hit Tim Cook, it must have been sudden and right between the eyes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:59 PM (djaKb)

378 I have a Pertronix on my VW Bus and my Corvair. Work great, but I carry a points condenser distributor as a spare in each car.

Posted by: Ironside Lore at January 18, 2026 11:59 PM (oftw2)

379 I’ve been gone for awhile. Anyway. My health has slipped somewhat. Progressive Neuro disease never quits. I finally got the VA to rate some of my stuff. 80% now. Still not the core issues. But they acknowledge neurotoxin exposure. It’s just time now. Eventually I’ll get rated properly. I’m about totally housebound now.

Posted by: Usntakim at January 19, 2026 12:00 AM (Kwwen)

380 I could see Don Lemon wearing most of those units.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 12:00 AM (PTDkx)

381 I did not know this

The International Space Station (ISS) has eight docking and berthing ports for visiting spacecraft. This number includes ports on both the Russian Orbital Segment (ROS) and the US Orbital Segment (USOS), allowing for simultaneous docking of crewed and cargo vehicles from multiple international partners.

For the first time in its 25-year history, all eight docking ports were fully occupied on December 1, 2025, marking a historic milestone in low Earth orbit operations.


I was going to ask why we had not ever tested an inflatable section on one of the eight ports but I guess they don't have one to spare.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:01 AM (edvCA)

382 > but I would very much like to see American arms play even a minute role in eliminating the mullahs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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especially since we are partially responsible for the overthrow of the Shah in 1979

see Carter, Jimmy

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 12:02 AM (ZxPkt)

383 Points are easy, you want good ole NOS though. And a fresh Distributor as mentioned.

The real problem is “condensors”, the old fashioned name for capacitors. Turns out, making a high quality high voltage capacitor in a small package is tough, and they will go bad on the shelf.

Ignition duty is rough stuff. A lot of guys run Pertronix with good success. A Hall effect transistor, no more points or condensor.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:44 PM (hF3wE)

It ought to be very easy to use breaker points to switch an old-style GM 4-pole HEI module, and use the HEI module to drive a regular ignition coil. Breaker points would last practically forever if they were switching only a few milliamps, witn no back EMF from the collapsing field in the coil primary. Points-triggered "transistor ignition" was a brief fad in the 1960's, but the germanium power transistors used didn't stand the gaff. Then silicon transistors and magnetic triggers came along, and got us to where we are now.

I had a Triumph TR6 that I modified the distributor to use a Mopar magnetic pickup driving a GM HEI module. Ran fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 12:03 AM (8zz6B)

384 see Carter, Jimmy
Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 12:02 AM


History's Greatest Monster

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:03 AM (edvCA)

385 Crazy, isn't it? Whatever hit Tim Cook, it must have been sudden and right between the eyes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:59 PM (djaKb)
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Sorry I was at Oracle not Apple. Those buildings opened in 1991.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 12:03 AM (RIvkX)

386 The Tesla facility in Austin is 500 acres just the building.
The Honda facility 2 plants is 500 acres total in Canada north of Toronto just into the snow belt. A lot of the employees live north of that.

Posted by: Lord Percy at January 19, 2026 12:05 AM (NO/Iy)

387 >>>Do you see any possible way the mullahs survive the runaway inflation, lack of water in Tehran,
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We've seen a lot of failure theater the last twenty or so years. Success is an oddity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:05 AM (/LXUT)

388 >>I agree, that’s the smart play. Iran is in a Spring 1945 3rd Reich scenario now. The end is near, but they can still bring about a lot of death and destruction before they get there.

We are getting as spoiled as the people we mock. We are now arguing about why we haven't already ended the mullahs when a year ago that was a fantasy and we ignore that the Overton Window has been torn off the house and moved a completely different house two towns over.

Our amazing military just took down the center of anti-American headquarters in Venezuela dealing China, Iran and Russia a huge kick in the nutsack while Trump has Euro trash foaming at the mouth over a frozen island nobody was even talking about a minute ago. We don't have to run the Iran revolution as well. Not our circus. We'll get there when it benefits us. That's how foreign policy is supposed to work even if that sounds cold on social media.

Let's go take out the communists in Minneapolis and every other blue city first.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:05 AM (viF8m)

389 The Apple campus in Cupertino is much newer. But everything seems to be closing around here even older well known landmarks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 12:05 AM (RIvkX)

390 Do you see any possible way the mullahs survive the runaway inflation, lack of water in Tehran

The Khmer Rouge lasted until Vietnam overthrew them. The willingness to use extreme violence goes a long way.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:07 AM (edvCA)

391
Sort of OT, but American ruins really bugs me. More ranting to come.

California disassembling means growth and building in another part of the US, like Texas.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

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True. It means increased productivity and, if the new Texans don't vote themselves another California, increased freedom.

I don't know what to envision for California. Detroit with good weather?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:07 AM (djaKb)

392 Sorry folks, it's the British Constable on Patrol: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Posted by: tjpruett at January 19, 2026 12:08 AM (YSkxf)

393 Trump decided to go for a new leadership in Iran. Since it is Trump's decision, it is a brilliant decision and I am all for it.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 12:08 AM (g47mK)

394 The big problem with guys still trying to run points & condensors in classic cars are the Chinesium points and condensors. They are worthless junk.

The NOS points are fine, with platinum contacts. But they can’t make high voltage capacitors in a small package for some reason. The NOS condensors, I tested a dozen or so from the 60s I had laying around, at 600 volts they all failed, they “see” much higher voltages than that.

I messed around using modern polypropylene “orange drops” - sprague film capacitors work pretty good. Ignition is really weird stuff, high voltage. Change one component in the mix - the spark plugs, the spark plug gap, the wires, the plugs themselves, it can screw everything up.

They even changed the rotor gap, the coearwnce between the distributor terminal, in the 1970s, this will fuck everything up as well. A replacement rotor seems like a good thing, till it isn’t. Ignition coils can get shorted windings in the secondary, very hard to detect, results in attenuation of spark output.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 12:08 AM (hF3wE)

395 Let's go take out the communists in Minneapolis and every other blue city first.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:05 AM (viF8m)

simpler... and a lesson it took me many years of breaking my heart and soul doing evil shit for my government to learn...

You can kill evil folks. You CAN NOT FREE nor FIX any population, they have to free or fix themselves.

This is actually the lesson in our own Declaration of Independence... that somehow... we ignore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 19, 2026 12:09 AM (mP0Kj)

396 Drove by Tesla recently, takes over a minute to pass the building. Impressive.

Posted by: Lord Percy at January 19, 2026 12:10 AM (NO/Iy)

397
Sorry I was at Oracle not Apple. Those buildings opened in 1991.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Ah, is that what you meant? I was at Oracle, too, in the mid-90s and I remember their newness. Abandoned already. Have you seen them lately?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:10 AM (djaKb)

398 I have a Pertronix on my VW Bus and my Corvair. Work great, but I carry a points condenser distributor as a spare in each car.
Posted by: Ironside Lore at January 18, 2026 11:59 PM (oftw2)

Pertronix has a big following in the Studebaker world. I did a couple of the V8's using Prestolite electronic distributor parts from early 70's Mopar engines; the big-block Mopars had the correct distributor rotation to work. The supply of those in the junkyards has dried right up, but they worked well back in the day. You can now buy Chinesium HEI distributors for Studebaker V8's. And other engines, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 12:10 AM (8zz6B)

399 I don't get the botox bird cartoon.

Please send the Intermountain West some snow. It's starting to impact our moods. I don't know what this will mean soon. We were annoyed by two odd boys sitting in front of us in church, so it's getting bad out here. Maybe we should go fight the anti-ICE weirdos in MN simply to see snow and release our frustrations.

The mentally ill girl who blends and snorts her food grosses me out. I had sinus surgery age 18yrs (and a blind date in the hospital,I forgot about that til now. A dorm friend brought him in to see me in all my glory of the moustache bandage/drugs. Never saw him again).

To marry this super model you had to learn that I snort salt water to keep things open every night in the bathroom.No worse than brushing teeth sounds. I honestly don't see how she would not get infections as it is so gross, the pain of it must be horrific,and I don't why she simply doesn't have anorexia if she doesn't want to taste her food.YUCK. Get a feeding tube!

Piper:I sort of liked the top photo (without all the hair and the twee scarf). On a woman that would look grand, the mixture of a subtle wool vest, wool jacket, and layers with a blouse and scarf.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 12:10 AM (WONhk)

400 I’ve been gone for awhile.
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Welcome back, Kotter

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 12:11 AM (RIvkX)

401 >We don't have to run the Iran revolution as well. Not our circus. We'll get there when it benefits us.
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you see no benefit to the US taking down one of the leading exporters of terrorism in the world
terrorism that has been aimed at us so many times

Posted by: Don Black at January 19, 2026 12:11 AM (ZxPkt)

402 389 The Apple campus in Cupertino is much newer. But everything seems to be closing around here even older well known landmarks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Things are dying in the Inner Harbor in Baltimore. Huge Sheraton just closed, as well as Morton's Steak House,and PF Changs. Many jobs lost.

Posted by: Charm City, AKA Bodymore at January 19, 2026 12:11 AM (oftw2)

403 he Khmer Rouge lasted until Vietnam overthrew them. The willingness to use extreme violence goes a long way.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 12:07 AM (edvCA)

North Korea is still there. We missed the nuke window there. But it is not as vicious and destabilizing globally as the Islamic Republic. PLus it does not have vast amounts of oil it can sell to China for nothing. Chicoms lost Venezuela, and is about to lose Iran as its convenient cheap source of oil. What a shame.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 12:12 AM (g47mK)

404 >>>Let's go take out the communists in Minneapolis and every other blue city first.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Multi-task.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:12 AM (/LXUT)

405
Posted by: Usntakim

==============

Sorry about your health. I'm glad the VA has come through to an extent, but it sure sounds to me that you need 100%.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:12 AM (djaKb)

406 Lawyers is the reason he hasn't gone into Minneapolis. Got to be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:13 AM (/LXUT)

407
The Apple campus in Cupertino is much newer. But everything seems to be closing around here even older well known landmarks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Did a bubble burst?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 12:13 AM (pkeXY)

408 NGO-funded madness continues in Minneapolis, the volume on violence has been increased and it appears that activists have been given the green light to physically assault ...

...Social media is being flooded with multiple instances ... bystanders being assaulted and some nearly killed.

This includes former J6 prisoner and "controversial" Florida Senate candidate Jake Lang,

Lang was attacked following a speech he gave a the Minneapolis City Hall for his "March Against Fraud". There were no Minneapolis police to be found during the incident. Lang was struck over the head several times with various weapons, and had to be hospitalized for severe lacerations and cranial bleeding.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfxv6rb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:13 AM (/LXUT)

409 I don't get the botox bird cartoon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Humans use botox to get rid of wrinkles..... like "crow's feet."

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 12:13 AM (VHUov)

410
I don't get the botox bird cartoon.

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Botox gets rid of... crow's feet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:14 AM (djaKb)

411 The big problem with guys still trying to run points & condensors in classic cars are the Chinesium points and condensors. They are worthless junk.

The NOS points are fine, with platinum contacts. But they can’t make high voltage capacitors in a small package for some reason. The NOS condensors, I tested a dozen or so from the 60s I had laying around, at 600 volts they all failed, they “see” much higher voltages than that.

I messed around using modern polypropylene “orange drops” - sprague film capacitors work pretty good. Ignition is really weird stuff, high voltage. Change one component in the mix - the spark plugs, the spark plug gap, the wires, the plugs themselves, it can screw everything up.


Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 12:08 AM (hF3wE)

You can get 1600 volt rated Mylar caps easy enough. But point/condenser (Kettering) ignition simply breaks down at high RPM; insufficient coil saturation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 12:15 AM (8zz6B)

412 407
The Apple campus in Cupertino is much newer. But everything seems to be closing around here even older well known landmarks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Did a bubble burst?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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May as well give Newsom a fiddle, he's doing the job as well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 12:15 AM (/LXUT)

413 I don't get the botox bird cartoon.


Botox gets rid of crows feet.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 12:15 AM (/lPRQ)

414 Ah, is that what you meant? I was at Oracle, too, in the mid-90s and I remember their newness. Abandoned already. Have you seen them lately?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:10 AM (djaKb)
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Maybe passing by on 101.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 12:16 AM (RIvkX)

415
Did a bubble burst?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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A bubble of delusion. Economic sanity has hit some founders and CEOs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:16 AM (djaKb)

416 Normally a Christian congregation doesn't adopt traditional Mosaic punishments like stoning of blasphemers then hanging them from a tree.

We need more cultural appropriations.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 18, 2026 10:40 PM (a4flb)
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A good bastinado-ing would curb their street protests...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 19, 2026 12:18 AM (AauBe)

417 Removing the Islamic Republic and expediting its replacement with a friendly regime will be the greatest foreign policy achievement since the USSR dissolved. China, putting down terrorism, taking the arabs down a peg, shrinking Islamic domination, and possibly rolling it back beyond Iran, so many wins. Minneapolis is overblown in the media. Will likely not require an Insurrection act at all. Just good policing and good, strong, legal force.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 12:18 AM (g47mK)

418 Crazy, isn't it? Whatever hit Tim Cook, it must have been sudden and right between the eyes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 11:59 PM (djaKb)

I expect it has something to do with the proposed Wealth Tax, which hasn’t even been passed yet but which is already destroying California’s tax base. Given how much the State depends on high income business owners to pay all of their bills, this one outrageously idiotic mistake could be the thing that finally wrecks their economy for good.
By the time they see what they’ve done and say “never mind”! It’ll be too late. Those that have left won’t be coming back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 12:20 AM (cP7R4)

419 >>you see no benefit to the US taking down one of the leading exporters of terrorism in the world
terrorism that has been aimed at us so many times

You see them exporting a lot of terrorism after we blew up their shit with some incredibly strategically placed bombs and then took out Maudro? Venezuela was ground zero in the western hemisphere for Hezbollah and Islamic terrorism. Now it isn't.

Yes, I want the mullahs taken out as much as anyone but they are now less of a threat to what I want than our own domestic terrorists who will work to steal yet another election if they aren't crushed. I care more about this country than Iran. America first.

It's been an incredible year for us MAGA troglodytes but it will all go away if we don't keep winning elections. And that includes progress in the Middle East. Let's go beat Chinese and globalist influence in our own cities and take all of our country back not just the current red places. We've earned it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:22 AM (viF8m)

420 By the time they see what they’ve done and say “never mind”! It’ll be too late. Those that have left won’t be coming back.
Posted by: Tom Servo


And those that didn't leave will say "well, maybe I should get out before they try something even more retarded."

Posted by: mikeski at January 19, 2026 12:23 AM (VHUov)

421
I expect it has something to do with the proposed Wealth Tax,

Posted by: Tom Servo

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That's driving away a few billionaires for sure, and it's funny some of them are not even waiting for Newscum to veto it as threatened. Even though it only affects billionaires, it's a clear signal that California intends to take from the rich and give to the Democrats. Once the billionaires are driven out, the millionaires will be targeted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:24 AM (djaKb)

422 By the time they see what they’ve done and say “never mind”! It’ll be too late. Those that have left won’t be coming back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 12:20 AM (cP7R4)
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"Heh. Where are they gonna go? Heh heh."
-Governor Gavin "Beavis" Newsom

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 12:24 AM (RIvkX)

423 Botox gets rid of crows feet.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 12:15 AM (/lPRQ)

See! The lack of snow this winter is making me more stupid on top of moody! We need it badly for reasons like water, but also because the West does not want me in a mood. Granted, at least I am not as ugly as angry lesbians, so there's that.

Sort of blah, yes. Tired, yes. Who cares, yes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 12:24 AM (WONhk)

424 417 Removing the Islamic Republic and expediting its replacement with a friendly regime will be the greatest foreign policy achievement since the USSR dissolved.”

I agree completely! The real breaking point, as Wretchard has pointed out, will be when the military figures out they’re not going to be paid anymore. (They probably don’t realize that yet). Iran’s financial system has completely collapsed (that’s what precipitated the riots) and the last black market quote for the Iranian Rial was 1.5 million to the dollar. Their currency is worthless. Combine that with reports that regime members have been smuggling billions in foreign currency and gold out of the country recently (preparing for a getaway) it means that they’re going to try running a country with no money at all.

When the guys with the guns find out that part, I don’t think they’re going to be the least bit happy about it, and I don’t think they’re going accept that it’s just the Will of Allah, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 12:27 AM (cP7R4)

425
They're going to investigate it.

And they're going to discover that it happened.

They'll boldly declare that it happened.

And they'll consider charges.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:30 AM (djaKb)

426 I saw the video of Don Lemon in MN in the church invasion. He is pathetic since the lawsuit of him putting his hand down a boy's pants. Is he now self-identifying as a lesbian? Why is he there except attention, the has been. GET OUT! Let the Somolians have him, too!

They should have chased the wackos out of the church, but I guess it would startle you and normal people would simply leave (as many did. I did see a photo of a guy with a gun today. Lookin' bad.

I want this putrid pustule to come to an eruption this week. Clean out the infected wound that is this nasty city of lesbos. With the National Guard or military. Either/or. Do it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 12:31 AM (WONhk)

427 Ignition duty is rough stuff. A lot of guys run Pertronix with good success. A Hall effect transistor, no more points or condensor.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 11:44 PM (hF3wE)

Harley went with electronic ignition in 1979. The rotor had a magnet in it. That was a 1 year thing, then they moved to the hall effect thing in 1980, then slightly upgraded it in 1982. Its been a great system. Guys would carry a point plate with points and condenser should the electronic system fail. At that point you're back up and running in 15 minutes since the mounting points for either ignition is the same. It was rare anybody had to deal with that though. Its been a great system. It lasted until 1999, then they went crank fired. Now if something goes wrong you're fucked.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 12:33 AM (snZF9)

428 Combine that with reports that regime members have been smuggling billions in foreign currency and gold out of the country recently (preparing for a getaway) it means that they’re going to try running a country with no money at all.

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Some of their diplomats already asked for asylum, defections everywhere, but the mullahs brought in arab terrorists and assorted other headchopers from Afghanistan, Iraq and other shitholes like HOuthiland to kill everyone, even when their own forces refused. Regimes like cannot fall by themselves, Stalin sent tens of millions to the gulags for slave labor to build up the USSR. NorKoms are doing the same thing. Which is what I think the mullahs are thinking of doing. this regime needs to go and now is the opportunity.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 12:34 AM (g47mK)

429 >>> Wretchard has pointed out, will be when the military figures out they’re not going to be paid anymore. (They probably don’t realize that yet).

They will have to keep the military fed and ignorant as long as possible. Barracks and high op-tempo and no leave. They will be PO'd when they figure it out. When the grumbling starts their commanders will probably come clean rather than face their wrath.

Meanwhile, I would hope that Green Beanies are there doing what they are supposed to be doing and bringing some greenbacks so rebels have some cash. Any info were are getting out is surely very tightly controlled.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 12:37 AM (/lPRQ)

430 I expect it has something to do with the proposed Wealth Tax…

They are killing the goose that laid the golden eggs to see where the gold comes from.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 19, 2026 12:40 AM (wWU6x)

431
I was quite disappointed when I learned that "chemical castration" did not involve dipping the perv's naughty bits into battery acid.
Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 11:47 PM (X5Jzz)

I think this would be cheaper. Please let Elon know to post for a vote on X.

My father had a tool for this with bulls. I have no idea what it was called but I saw it once in the storage room of the barn. I would think this could be used for pedos and save money of no anesthesia.

I was kept free of all the cattle business except for feeding baby calves now and then.He also was messing with creating a new breed at times.

My first summer after nursing school he also wanted me to help deworm the cows. I explained to him that I would give them injections into hide, but it was not the same as humans, Daddy. I told him no way was I injecting into the eyeballs (I don't know what that was about, either), and that annoyed him. Poor moo cows.

I helped bale hay by throwing bales and that was it. I was adverse to heat,sweat, bugs and snakes and basically worthless.

My brothers and husband helped at times and apparently my Marine father remembered his cuss words with them (never in front of me).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 12:44 AM (WONhk)

432 I think Tuesday's the day for more action either in Iran or MN. He will wait til MLK's day is done and whammo!

I sort of hope MN at this point as I am tired of seeing the ugly people. I think deportation of ugly people should be on the table with Somolians, certainly violent lesbians. And Don Lemon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 12:48 AM (WONhk)

433
They are killing the goose that laid the golden eggs to see where the gold comes from.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

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As if on cue, they are now threatening people who have long left the state. A guy on X is posting his letter from the California Franchise Tax Board, our local stasi. They want him to provide "a narrative of the circumstances surrounding you becoming non-residents” in 2022. They also want invoices from the moving company and an inventory of everything they moved.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:49 AM (djaKb)

434 I saw this late ONT from last night and wanted to respond.

"174 I grew up just across the border from Montreal. If anyone else here did you'll know Canadian TV ads were very common. And anyone who did will surely remember ads for Dorion Suit as well as the ad with the phrase "two-five two-five Laurentien Boulevard" (spoken in a French Canadian accent of course).

I have racked my brain for years... does anyone remember what the ads were for?
Posted by: 496 at January 17, 2026 11:12 PM (t+VLa)"

Yes! I grew up in northern Vermont and remember these adverts with great fondness. I remember that Dorion Suit had their female counterpart with Dorion Furs. Those models were so beautiful! Montreal of the 70s and 80s was a classy fashionable city.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Tx-VvUZfE


Posted by: Effie Perrine at January 19, 2026 12:49 AM (1auMZ)

435 14
Everything was going great on the guy in the grey three-piece suit until I scrolled down to his feet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 18, 2026 10:06 PM (djaKb)

I thought the same but you said it better.

Short skinny pants and no socks is too twee. Much less the pimp suits. My husband said he had a Nehru jacket in junior high and that was the height of fashion for him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 12:52 AM (WONhk)

436 >>Yes! I grew up in northern Vermont and remember these adverts with great fondness. I remember that Dorion Suit had their female counterpart with Dorion Furs. Those models were so beautiful! Montreal of the 70s and 80s was a classy fashionable city.

I did a New Years in Montreal with a bunch of friends in the 80s. Aside from the occasional condescension from wannbee icebacks it was fantastic. Quebec City is even better.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:56 AM (viF8m)

437 As if on cue, they are now threatening people who have long left the state. A guy on X is posting his letter from the California Franchise Tax Board, our local stasi. They want him to provide "a narrative of the circumstances surrounding you becoming non-residents” in 2022. They also want invoices from the moving company and an inventory of everything they moved.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 12:49 AM (djaKb)

I would send them a note: "Fuck You! Stern letter to follow."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 12:58 AM (8zz6B)

438 Thanks for explaining the cartoon, I hit myself with the stupid stick. I used to ponder things for a while and figure them out and it seems like living in the computer age has altered my brain deliberately. I used to remember multiple phone numbers and now I must view my list of "contacts" not friends or family.

USNtakim, I am sorry for all of your health problems, hadn't seen you in a long time. Try to check in more often around here, we miss you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 19, 2026 12:59 AM (0nHVk)

439 Well, 2300 here, and I am going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2026 01:03 AM (8zz6B)

440 My husband looks mighty fine in a subtle black/grey herringbone wool jacket and black turtle neck sweater. Mighty fine. He looked way better than any of those guys, Piper. And he's old.

He dresses casual out West but I am going to request this for our next dressy dinner. If we are ever in the mood again, which will require snow. Masses of snow. I don't ask for much.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 01:06 AM (WONhk)

441 Yeah, the orange drops or large poly caps of sufficient voltage won’t fit inside the distributor is all, have to remote mount them.

The increased rotor/terminal gap took me a while to figure out. The part # was the same, for replacements, but it caused arcing elsewhere. The old school ignition components were good stuff, but they tried to make emissions (lean fuel mixtures) by screwing things up. Increasing spark plug gap does the same thing, the coil will reach a higher firing voltage. This is good, but only up to a point.

And then valve timing. Detroit screwed the pooch with that as well. They changed timing chains without telling anybody, basically. Retarded valve timing. Tolerances in manufacturing usually cancel each other out, but sometimes “stack up”, without degreeing a cam in, it’s just guessing.

I figured out a barnyard degree wheel using an old pie plate, and a bent coat hanger as a pointer, and installed a new timing chain with several degrees advance. It ran REALLY nice after that.

There’s just a gazillion things that got out of tune on the old school stuff. It’s all done with computers & fuel injection now, no use for guys like me any more lol.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 01:07 AM (+dkNf)

442
I would send them a note: "Fuck You! Stern letter to follow."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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I'd send them pictures of their houses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:07 AM (djaKb)

443 Quebec City is even better.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:56 AM (viF8m)

I loved it there about a decade ago. I am sure they'd hate me now, being American, but at the time they understood my French and were very nice. Beautiful city. Probably too many cultural moose limbs now. I want to go back someday.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 01:09 AM (WONhk)

444 I would send them a note: "Fuck You! Stern letter to follow."
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LOL!

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 01:09 AM (+dkNf)

445 As if on cue, they are now threatening people who have long left the state. A guy on X is posting his letter from the California Franchise Tax Board, our local stasi. They want him to provide "a narrative of the circumstances surrounding you becoming non-residents” in 2022. They also want invoices from the moving company and an inventory of everything they moved.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Those who leave need to register to vote wherever they land and get a new ID on day one. Send certified letters informing the old precinct you are no longer there. Reregister vehicles. Liquidate all Cali holdings ASAP.

As far as moving invoices and inventories - FOAD.

That is all they need.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:11 AM (/lPRQ)

446 It got a bit crazy around here. And then it got to be unusable with advertising. Then I just gave up. Now It seems better. I missed it somehow. I should lurk. Check things out.

Posted by: Usntakim at January 19, 2026 01:13 AM (Kwwen)

447 I would send them a note: "Fuck You! Stern letter to follow."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

They are in effect demanding an "exit visa" and were doing this shit thirty years ago. Cali has been on my not "no", but "Fvck No!" list when going on national job searches.
Lived, worked, in five states. Refused to even consider a job there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:18 AM (/lPRQ)

448 just wear socks and look like a human being.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 19, 2026 01:20 AM (mlg/3)

449 Short skinny pants and no socks is too twee. Much less the pimp suits. My husband said he had a Nehru jacket in junior high and that was the height of fashion for him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 12:52 AM (WONhk)

You need to ask him about the medallion. Can't have a Nehru jacket without a big chunky hippie necklace. There must have been one.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 19, 2026 01:21 AM (w/O5Q)

450 >>I loved it there about a decade ago. I am sure they'd hate me now, being American, but at the time they understood my French and were very nice. Beautiful city. Probably too many cultural moose limbs now. I want to go back someday.

Beautiful place, particularly in winter. Like anywhere else, leftists who run things are enormous assholes but a lot of really nice people as well and a lot of them hate their political leaders too.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:28 AM (viF8m)

451
Also mined from X just now, the mayor of San Francisco whooping it up and celebrating because a new restaurant just opened on Fisherman's Wharf...



a Taco Bell.

I'm not kidding.

City used to be world class, and now the mayor is personally standing in front of this *phenomenon* this TRIUMPH, this symbol of greatness! Behold, we have a Taco Bell!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:36 AM (djaKb)

452 And now for a public service announcement:

Morons, leave the boogers alone! You can thank me later.

https://tinyurl.com/4dz6pnwf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 01:36 AM (UUvzi)

453 I assume many of you know that Nick Sortor was attacked and robbed of his camera yesterday in Minnesota.

But did you know...

https://tinyurl.com/2m9cp946

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 01:47 AM (UUvzi)

454 Elon Musk is having a moron-worthy contest:

https://tinyurl.com/ywswe96r

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 19, 2026 01:53 AM (UUvzi)

455 Last time I wore a regular suit was at my daughter's wedding, which was *pulls off slippers, calls wife, has her remove her slippers* 36 years ago. I now have a couple of sports jackets and slacks. And a tux. I bought it back when my wife did a lot of volunteer work, and those organizations were run by ladies who just loved black tie events.
I think that the "no socks" look is a status thing, like a Silver Cloud, i.e. I have stupid amounts of money. "I don't need socks to cushion my feet, because my shoe are bespoke and fit me exactly. I can't wash shoes the way you peons wash socks, but when my shoes start to stink, I throw them.away."
*****
Assuming -
- zero wind resistance
- zero friction bearings... and
- zero work
100mpg carb is quite doable
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Assuming a spherical.cow....

Posted by: buddhaha at January 19, 2026 01:53 AM (epPlm)

456 454 Elon Musk is having a moron-worthy contest:

https://tinyurl.com/ywswe96r
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Ok, that is a masterpiece of advertising.

Posted by: clarence at January 19, 2026 01:56 AM (VL3/h)

457 They are in effect demanding an "exit visa" and were doing this shit thirty years ago. Cali has been on my not "no", but "Fvck No!" list when going on national job searches.
Lived, worked, in five states. Refused to even consider a job there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:18 AM (/lPRQ)

I would rather live in a yurt in the deserts of Iraq.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 01:57 AM (snZF9)

458 Hey Blondie, we have a Taco Bell near here and the parking lot is filled with Audis and BMWs and Volvos. Lots of liberal spawn embracing their co-existence. Didn't San Fran just demolish Alioto's which was an institution in San Francisco for a long time? I believe that way back when the daughter of the founder of the Patriots (NFL) married into the Alioto family, Kathleen Sullivan, she was and is a liberal piece of work.

Hmm, no JQ or Miklos in sight, guess the bar is self-serve tonight, can I get anybody anything?

Christy, can I interest you in a wine?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 19, 2026 01:59 AM (0nHVk)

459
Elon Musk is having a moron-worthy contest:

https://tinyurl.com/ywswe96r

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I think there's already a moron there.

Brandon
@Brand0n
·
4h
Tunnel from my house to @DelTaco

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:00 AM (djaKb)

460 Hmm, no JQ or Miklos in sight, guess the bar is self-serve tonight, can I get anybody anything?

Christy, can I interest you in a wine?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 19, 2026 01:59 AM (0nHVk)

Bourbon..*hic*

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 02:01 AM (snZF9)

461 >> Elon Musk is having a moron-worthy contest:

There's a lot of Democrats that need their assholes reamed out good. Industrial strength enemas, they need.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:08 AM (w6EFb)

462 Hello, horde! Sorry I'm late.

Had to *do battle* with the pellet stove today. Grrr. Had shut it down this afternoon, for its weekly cleaning. Usually wait 3 hours to let it cool off before scraping & vacuuming, but it was off for 6 before I got back home to do the work.

Then, when I re-lit & switched it on...the most awful, loud screeching from the exhaust blower motor! (yeah, it had been chirping a little the last couple of weeks, even after some spray-lube. It's a "sealed-bearing" unit but the extra lube helped for a while)

Had to let it cool down a bit more before putting new motor in. And then I hadn't installed the fins low enough on the shaft; had to take it out *again* to make adjustment. Another half hour to let it cool & smoke to clear the unit..

UGH! Meanwhile, house was down to 60 degrees. It's 30 outside, so I guess that means my life doesn't really suck as bad as I think it does.

Ya all can help y'selves to the bar-- OH, I see you already have done so-- Great! I will join you!!!!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

463 Well jeepers, JQ, let me pour a double for you, my trials are minor in comparison.

Bers, here you go, I am going to have a final glass before bed.

I can't sleep though so it may require a second application.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 19, 2026 02:17 AM (0nHVk)

464 Thanks, Debby!

*clinks glass*

Bottoms up!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

465
Didn't San Fran just demolish Alioto's which was an institution in San Francisco for a long time? I believe that way back when the daughter of the founder of the Patriots (NFL) married into the Alioto family, Kathleen Sullivan, she was and is a liberal piece of work.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

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DDS, your questions alone are smarter than my answers could be. I keep reading headlines that "iconic San Fran restaurant closes" and they're a blur. The story that caught my eye was about a restaurant with huge windows, near the Embarcadero, that I used to pass when going to work. Ahhh, how I longed to go in there! If only I could afford it.

It was smashed up in the anti-Floyd riots of 2020 because... why not?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:22 AM (djaKb)

466 I've learned to keep replacement parts on hand for this heater-- it's a common unit, so parts are available and not horribly expensive-- and it's not difficult to troubleshoot or repair. (Yay, am'zon!)

Pellet stoves are not supposed to be a *primary* heat source for one's home, after all... Yeah. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

467 Quebec City is even better.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 12:56 AM (viF8m)
*******
I loved it there about a decade ago. I am sure they'd hate me now, being American, but at the time they understood my French and were very nice. Beautiful city. Probably too many cultural moose limbs now. I want to go back someday.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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A business trip way up the seaway ended with an overnight stay in QC for the next morning's flight. Got in around 9:30PM, only nearby food was a strip club. I had a steak and a beer, and supported single moms for about two hours after the beer - drank soda. I come out into a dark.and snow covered parking lot, and right across the street is a QC police car, watching the club. Fish where the fish are. Now comes the good part. Unfamiliar rental car, fumble keys trying to get door open, have to grope around in the dark a bit to.get the key into the ignition. I pull out,left turn right past them, 20 mph for a block and a half to the hotel, with them right in.my ass. They park behind me, and, after a shift into english, we proceed to.have a"knock and talk". Took.awhile to convince them that I wasn't drunk. Nice and polite, though

Posted by: buddhaha at January 19, 2026 02:32 AM (epPlm)

468 Oh hell JQ, I remember traveling with my brother (the normal one) to Florida one winter and we stayed in this house with a bunch of his buddies, there was a cold snap and we were burning end tables in the fireplace. Fun times.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 19, 2026 02:33 AM (0nHVk)

469 Real men wearing suits are clean shaven and have socks. Those dudes are spiffy little cockboys from the fashion industry.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 02:34 AM (BSdIE)

470 UGH! Meanwhile, house was down to 60 degrees. It's 30 outside, so I guess that means my life doesn't really suck as bad as I think it does.

Ya all can help y'selves to the bar-- OH, I see you already have done so-- Great! I will join you!!!!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

I woke up last week and the family room, which has its own zone, was 57 degrees. Went to the heater, gave the circulator pump a small whack with a hammer, and the pipes started getting hot. It must be seizing, or having hard time starting. I got a new pump just in case it really shits the bed. I would like to wait til the weather breaks to change it. I'll see how long the hammer tap lasts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 02:34 AM (snZF9)

471 Oh wow, Debby! That's wild.

I'm glad to have the pellet heater vs. fireplace-- pellets are less expensive in the long run and much easier to procure & store. More predictable pricing and no bugs or sticky sap!

Burning furniture...like the Burning Times, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)

472 I'd rather load/unload and stack bags of pellets, than need to run chainsaw and/or swing an axe to 'make wood' for fire... BTDT.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:42 AM (rdVOm)

473 I carry at church but the physical set up at my church gives me nightmares from a security perspective, way too much glass, too many ingress/egress options. Would be difficult to hold off a determined group of intruders for any length of time, and there's not really a more secure room or area to fall back to if needed.

Posted by: Frankie at January 19, 2026 02:45 AM (efx3C)

474 Went to the heater, gave the circulator pump a small whack with a hammer, and the pipes started getting hot. It must be seizing, or having hard time starting. I got a new pump just in case it really shits the bed. I would like to wait til the weather breaks to change it. I'll see how long the hammer tap lasts.
Posted by: Berserker
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Yep. That's all you can do. Hope that pump holds out for you!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:46 AM (rdVOm)

475 >>>I'd rather load/unload and stack bags of pellets, than need to run chainsaw and/or swing an axe to 'make wood' for fire... BTDT.

Posted by: JQ

>Around here, getting cord of firewood is cheap and easy. Rack it and stack it. You don't need to buy a splitter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 02:50 AM (BSdIE)

476 I am limping through this winter with the furnace I've got, I would like for it to become someone else's problem.

Sweet dreams Horde, looks like some snow removal will be required to get stuff done tomorrow, and it needs to be done.

Frankie, it is still good to know that you can probably eradicate a lone shooter and there is no shortage of them.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 19, 2026 02:50 AM (0nHVk)

477 I'm glad to have the pellet heater vs. fireplace-- pellets are less expensive in the long run and much easier to procure & store. More predictable pricing and no bugs or sticky sap!

Burning furniture...like the Burning Times, LOL.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)

I'm eventually going to put up a pole barn. I'm probably going with a pellet stove. A friend of mine built a house in N carolina and uses a pellet stove. He said it only costs about $6-700 to heat the entire house during the winter using the pellet stove. It got me interested.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 02:54 AM (snZF9)

478 Pellet stoves are not supposed to be a *primary* heat source for one's home, after all... Yeah. Heh.
Posted by: JQ
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Now you tell.me.
This is my 5th year with this Cleveland. Replaced the igniitor after one year, and the room fan last year. I have to order parts, but they've been pretty fast. I have the propane (ghastly expensive) furnace for stove downtime.
I usually turn it off around 3, and have it cleaned and reloaded with pellets by 5. It runs over the evening, I just turned it off a half hour ago. My wife fires it up around 6:30-7 when she gets up, and it runs the rest of the day. It keeps the living areas of the house (not well insulsted) between 76 - 68. Keep the bedroom doors closed, they stay in the low 60s. Outside temps today were 45 high and supposed to go to 23 tonight.
It works fine as my primary heat source for about $6/day, as opposed to $450 a month in propane.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 19, 2026 02:54 AM (epPlm)

479 Around here, getting cord of firewood is cheap and easy. Rack it and stack it. You don't need to buy a splitter.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Firewood used to be cheap here. Then, everybody and their unemployable nephew went out to "make wood" and prices got ridiculous. Didn't know if you were going to get good wood or chopped-up, sooty slash until they showed up.

Well, that's how it was 25 years ago when I last had a fireplace and tried to BUY vs DIY cordwood.

Splitters are great for green- or softwood. A crisp, cold day is great for axe-work on seasoned stuff.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)

480 It works fine as my primary heat source for about $6/day, as opposed to $450 a month in propane.
Posted by: buddhaha
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Yes. "Supposed to be" being the operative phrase. I see you have a furnace also. Nice to have backup!

I have space heaters for backup, if you can call it that-- they cannot keep this house livable, but can keep pipes from freezing.

A bag a day = about $6 a day. Can keep the house at ~70* if it's not below 20F outside, except when I shut it down for cleanings. Then, house cools to 68 or so if I get started up right away.

It's not bad, it's just more labor-intensive than I want to deal with. But I'm *stuck* with it for now and possibly for the rest of my life.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)

481 >>>Well, that's how it was 25 years ago when I last had a fireplace and tried to BUY vs DIY cordwood.

Splitters are great for green- or softwood. A crisp, cold day is great for axe-work on seasoned stuff.

Posted by: JQ

>You gotta go all Commando like Arnold and just carry your firewood from the sticks on your shoulder with muscles bulging and a chainsaw in your free hand.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 03:09 AM (BSdIE)

482
Just noticed a new weather station popped up on the map close by. These things are getting popular.

But I've got to register a complaint. He botched his barometer offset setting. I don't know why this is so difficult for people. Well, I do. The "setting your barometer for dummies" instructions in the manuals for these things is sorely lacking. They tell you just to compare your absolute reading with the nearest airport, and add the difference. No mention much about *the time* of the airport observation you're looking at.

And that's what this new guy apparently did, and he's 0.12" low.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 03:09 AM (w6EFb)

483
And his elevation is all botched. He read it off GPS looks like, in meters, and put that in for feet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 03:12 AM (w6EFb)

484 You gotta go all Commando like Arnold and just carry your firewood from the sticks on your shoulder with muscles bulging and a chainsaw in your free hand.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Yeah. When I was 29 *the first time* it wasn't a problem, LOL. Now? I'm an old woman and too tired and weak for that sh!t.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

485 Rats, 1/2 hour to go

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:15 AM (Ia/+0)

486 I'm eventually going to put up a pole barn. I'm probably going with a pellet stove. A friend of mine built a house in N carolina and uses a pellet stove. He said it only costs about $6-700 to heat the entire house during the winter using the pellet stove. It got me interested.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Great idea for a pole building-- one bag a day, will heat ~1500 sq ft easily. You don't need to spend a fortune on fancy heater with thermostat or hopper extension unless you *want to*-- depends on how much of the time you'll be out there LOL.

Don't know what code is in your area, but *do* elevate that stove so you won't need to crouch down to service it. They do require regular cleaning. Yootoob is your friend for seeing what you're getting into.

Be sure to plan out *where* you'll be storing your bags of pellets, *how* you'll deliver them to the storage area, and then how you'll get them from there to the stove area.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)

487 Bers, I have a pallet set down on either side of my back door, under a covered area. Room for a ton of pellets on each side (more if I could stack them higher but I'm not tall enough LOL).

I stack 6 bags per layer instead of 5, rotating bag orientation 90 degrees each layer. Saves me from reaching so high.

Heater is just a few steps inside from the back door, so easy peasy to bring bags in as needed.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm)

488 Why would a so called "christian" paster help round up his fellow christians? Judas got paid too! Right fundos.

Posted by: raimondo at January 19, 2026 03:43 AM (5wjSQ)

489 Time to get moving

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:49 AM (Ia/+0)

490 Bers-- also, I can drive truck into my yard, and back it up to the back porch for off-loading pellets. It's only 4 steps from tailgate to pallet that way.

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 03:50 AM (rdVOm)

491 For some reason, The Replacements (who are fantastic) SNL appearance showed up on my YT feed. I don't think I ever watched it before. They were great. Well, about as great as a very drunk, mid 80s, punk rock band can be. 'Bastards of Young' is a I can listen to it in a loop kind of song.

youtu.be/DOEi-UJRNLE

Not the easiest video to locate. YT hides it. This one is helpfully translated into some language. Portugese? Doesn't look spanish. No idea. (shrugs)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 03:52 AM (sAmhv)

492 Well, YT hid it. It did show up on my feed. Wonder what changed.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 19, 2026 03:53 AM (sAmhv)

493 My phone says its 17 degrees outside

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:56 AM (Ia/+0)

494 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 04:01 AM (Ia/+0)

495 Pennsylvania Man Charged in Chilling Grave Robbing Case Involving Over 100 Human Remains

My name is FrankenSTEEN!

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at January 19, 2026 04:43 AM (QHV0/)

496 >>>THIS TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG, LOL

#metoo

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 11:03 AM (SSiCQ)

497 Where are the weekly commenter stats? I thought they'd be here.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 11:16 AM (SSiCQ)

498 Hey get a look at that White Stuff(Snow)that we were never to ever have a again then Bill Nye Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio can get stranded with Climate Brat Greta

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 05:19 PM (FLiOE)

Gun Thread: Third January Edition!

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Howdy, Y'all! Welcome to the wondrously fabulous Gun Thread! As always, I want to thank all of our regulars for being here week in and week out, and also offer a bigly Gun Thread welcome to any newcomers who may be joining us tonight. Howdy and thank you for stopping by! I hope you find our wacky conversation on the subject of guns 'n shooting both enjoyable and informative. You are always welcome to lurk in the shadows of shame, but I'd like to invite you to jump into the conversation, say howdy, and tell us what kind of shooting you like to do!

Holy Shitballs! How in the ever-loving Hell did it get to be the third January edition? Who could have seen that coming?!

With that, step into the dojo and let's get to the gun stuff below, shall we?

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FUNdamentals

Do you see? Do you see, people? I am not the only one harping on fundamentals.

Are you a believer or a denier?

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Arrested For Self Defense?

Been watching the news? This is something worth thinking about as Spicy Time approaches.

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More M1 Garand Madness!

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Our Pal the Atlas ICBM

Being on target is nice.

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Stringing And Sagging

As we age, all sorts of problems begin to show up. Are you experiencing stringing or sagging?

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Highway Patrol!

This week's episode: Wounded!

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Plan 9 From Outer Space!

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Here are some different online cigar vendors. You will find they not only carry different brands and different lines from those brands, but also varying selections of vitolas (sizes/shapes) of given lines. It's good to have options, especially if you're looking for a specific cigar.

Cigarsinternational.com
Cigarpage.com
Famous-smoke.com
Cigarsdaily.com
Neptunecigar.com
Smallbatchcigar.com
Bobalu Cigar Company
Cigarbid.com
Nicks Cigar World New!

A note about sources. The brick & mortar/online divide exists with cigars, as with guns, and most consumer products, with respect to price. As with guns - since both are "persecuted industries", basically - I make a conscious effort to source at least some of my cigars from my local store(s). It's a small thing, but the brick & mortar segment for both guns and tobacco are precious, and worth supporting where you can. And if you're lucky enough to have a good cigar store/lounge available, they're often a good social event with many dangerous people of the sort who own scary gunz, or read smart military blogs like this one. -rhomboid

Anyone have others to include? Perhaps a small local roller who makes a cigar you like? Send me your recommendation and a link to the site!

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I'm really very seriously not kidding around anymore. Buy Ammo
AmmoSeek - online ammo search tool
GunBot - online ammo search tool
SG Ammo
Palmetto State Armory
Georgia Arms
AmmoMan
Target Sports USA
Bud's Gun Shop
American Elite Ammo
Lucky Gunner Ammo NEW!

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Please note the new and improved protonmail account gunthread at protonmail dot com. An informal Gun Thread archive can be found HERE. Future expansion plans are in the works for the site Weasel Gun Thread. If you have a question you would like to ask Gun Thread Staff offline, just send us a note and we'll do our best to answer. If you care to share the story of your favorite firearm, send a picture with your nic and tell us what you sadly lost in the tragic canoe accident. If you would like to remain completely anonymous, just say so. Lurkers are always welcome!

That's it for this week - have you been to the range?

Posted by: Weasel at 07:00 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)

2 Bang

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 07:00 PM (LHPAg)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 07:00 PM (Ia/+0)

4 1rst.

Posted by: Reforger at January 18, 2026 07:00 PM (7ujVx)

5 Mmmm -1

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:01 PM (Wnv9h)

6 BOOM BOOM BOOM

There is my 3 shot group!

Good evening everyone!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:01 PM (LgsNJ)

7 Guns!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:02 PM (xcxpd)

8 BOOM BOOM BOOM

There is my 3 shot group!

Good evening everyone!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:01 PM

*measures group*

Shit Status:

[X] Wobbly
[ ] Not Wobbly

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:04 PM (Wnv9h)

9 So went to the range with Lazy Messenger. I took my Ruger 10/22, which I just put a Pick rail on. I'm buying a cheap $50 dot for it as my eyes sure do want a dot over a buckhorn sight.

I kinda want a bolt action suppressed .22 but...one thing at a time.

Also did some church gun drills. Double taps were TERRIBLE again. But single shots from the holster were sufficiently accurate and slowfire was great with the G43x design.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:04 PM (xcxpd)

10 Wow, Sunday night already!

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:05 PM (LMRVO)

11 I wish I still had my Garand. Should never have sold that.
I regret nearly every gun sale I've done. Except the Bersa Thunder. That gun was a lemon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:06 PM (xcxpd)

12 S'up, Red?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:07 PM (Wnv9h)

13 That first M1 Garand video was filmed at the Springfield Armory museum in MA.

I stopped there with a friend who recommended it, and I was amazed at the collection.

For gun geeks, it is a must-see!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 07:07 PM (n9ltV)

14
Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo

SGAmmo has sent an email observing that ammo orders were up significantly in November, and even more significantly in December. Plus, apparently the manufacturers are increasing prices very soon.

Weasel-san says buy ammo. Heed Weasel-san's advice.

Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

15 Though unsuccessful, a lot was learned from Plans 1-8.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

16 14
Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo

SGAmmo has sent an email observing that ammo orders were up significantly in November, and even more significantly in December. Plus, apparently the manufacturers are increasing prices very soon.

Weasel-san says buy ammo. Heed Weasel-san's advice.

Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

It's got a good beat, you can dance to it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:08 PM (xcxpd)

17 Also did some church gun drills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:04 PM


We are Gorillas in the Mist to the typical Leftist.

Most would have no idea what your words actually mean.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:08 PM (HlyYF)

18 That first M1 Garand video was filmed at the Springfield Armory museum in MA.

I stopped there with a friend who recommended it, and I was amazed at the collection.

For gun geeks, it is a must-see!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 07:07 PM (n9ltV)
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Seconded! There is also a very good family style Italian restaurant in town. The NPS people in the museum can give you directions.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:09 PM (U6hq+)

19 17 Also did some church gun drills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:04 PM

We are Gorillas in the Mist to the typical Leftist.

Most would have no idea what your words actually mean.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:08 PM (HlyYF)

good!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:09 PM (xcxpd)

20 RMBS, I’ve actually started working on the ‘Ette syllabus for rifle shooting.
Not only that, I’ve got a couple of posts over at my place.
Hope y’all get a chuckle out of it!

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:09 PM (LMRVO)

21 Got notified by CMP that my pre-ordered new production M1 is ready to ship. O frabjious day! Since I have two originals in .30-06, I got this one in 7.62 NATO.

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at January 18, 2026 07:11 PM (yNuC6)

22 I read a description of a Bedouin day at the range, circa 1880. They were still shooting matchlocks:

" they went out daily, shooting with ball at a white paper set up in an orchard wall at a hundred and twenty paces. I sat down with Fahd to see the practice ; their shots from the long Arabic matchlocks struck at few fingers’ distance all round the sheet, but rarely fell within it."

" The best was Ghranim, when he was one amongst them, for looking through spectacles, he would send his ball justly at the first shot into the midst of the white ; — this firing with the match does not unsettle the aim. "

In another part of the book the author describes how the Bedouins make their own poor quality gun powder. Part of the process involves collecting soil from areas where their livestock (camels, sheep, and goats) gathered frequently. The charcoal they made themselves, the sulphur they could get by trading off maybe a goat, or perhaps an extra wife.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 07:12 PM (vFG9F)

23 I must note that Weasel Productions shutdown before the promised first-person demonstration of Garand Thumb was produced.

Coincidence? You decide.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 07:12 PM (0sNs1)

24 I got this one in 7.62 NATO.
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at January 18, 2026 07:11 PM (yNuC6)

I’m surely hoping you share pix and reports with Weasel!

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:12 PM (LMRVO)

25 I got this one in 7.62 NATO.
Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at January 18, 2026 07:11 PM (yNuC6)
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You're really going to enjoy it. I love the one I have.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:15 PM (U6hq+)

26 No range report, but I did take possession of my newest acquisition on Friday.
Now the proud owner of a Tikka T3x TACT A1 in 6.5 Creedmoor. (Yaaaay)

Now the bad news, I did not get the correct ring height to mount my scope onto the rifle. Because of that the objective bell rests on the rifle leaving about a quarter inch or more gap between the tube and the bottom of the ring.

I had purchased standard height rings that had a height of .835 inches.
I am mounting a Nightforce NXS 8-32x56mm scope.
Because the objective bell was so large the ring height I should have ordered should have been 1.375 inches or higher.

So the mating of the scope to the rifle will be put off until I order the correct rings.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:15 PM (LgsNJ)

27 Taught youngest daughter to clean her Rough Rider revolver this week.

One chamber was starting to get a bit sticky, and all had some carbon(?) build up.

The patch was a little dirty after the first pass through the barrel. The second patch was clean.

I was actually amazed how clean the gun was. I believe we have put 300 rounds of cheap 22lr through the gun, including a few boxes of bare lead bullets.

Does an inexpensive gun catch LESS crud due to looser tolerances and shallower rifling?

I have cleaned shotguns after 10 rounds during a poor hunting season that were much dirtier.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:15 PM (HlyYF)

28 Spent the day loading coyote medicine in 243 Win. 88 gr Bergers on top of xx.x gr. varget touching the lands. Plan to administer to some patients next month in Montana!

Posted by: Charles Martel at January 18, 2026 07:16 PM (smrxK)

29 BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 07:16 PM (IhIKR)

30 8 Shit Status:

[X] Wobbly
[ ] Not Wobbly

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:04 PM

Hmmm, someone is starting the smack talk early.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:16 PM (LgsNJ)

31 Posted by: Charles Martel at January 18, 2026 07:16 PM (smrxK)
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Thanks for participating but please don't reference powder weights in the comments. Thanks

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:18 PM (U6hq+)

32 Because the objective bell was so large the ring height I should have ordered should have been 1.375 inches or higher.

So the mating of the scope to the rifle will be put off until I order the correct rings.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:15 PM


Does this qualify as Wobbly?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

33 Also did some church gun drills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:04 PM


Smart given events today in Minneapolis. Protesters invaded a church.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 07:22 PM (2WIwB)

34 Pro Tip: Correctly torqueing the scope rings helps keep things from being Wobbly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

35 28 Spent the day loading coyote medicine in 243 Win. 88 gr Bergers on top of xx.x gr. varget touching the lands. Plan to administer to some patients next month in Montana!

Posted by: Charles Martel at January 18, 2026 07:16 PM


Excellent plan.

We came out of a 2-1/2 year drought in 2025. When I was recently sitting in the deer stand I saw LOTS of fat and happy coyotes.

I assume they feasted on my burgeoning crop of rabbits, gophers, and quail.

I suspect coyote hunting will become a future hobby for me.

Good hunting to you!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:23 PM (HlyYF)

36 Good evening gubthreaders and all the ships at sea!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:24 PM (cD7Zt)

37 re: sidebar

Foam bullets? Nerf Bullets?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 18, 2026 07:24 PM (bss/y)

38 20 Not only that, I’ve got a couple of posts over at my place.
Hope y’all get a chuckle out of it!

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:09 PM

Hey Red, one point of contention, the first "pic" of AR's for Emily clearly show her breaking rule #3.

Otherwise, nicely done. :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:26 PM (LgsNJ)

39 Hello, Weasel!

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 07:26 PM (BCwQW)

40 Pillage Idiot, did you run a brass bristle brush with solvent through several times?
My experience is that the lead can still be there and not show up with patch only.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:27 PM (LMRVO)

41 @37 Foam bullets? Nerf Bullets?

Earplugs!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 18, 2026 07:28 PM (zdLoL)

42 Seconded! There is also a very good family style Italian restaurant in town. The NPS people in the museum can give you directions.
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:09 PM

The Red Rose?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:28 PM (Wnv9h)

43 I had purchased standard height rings that had a height of .835 inches.
I am mounting a Nightforce NXS 8-32x56mm scope.


Gotta remember that when terms like "standard" became, um, standard, that a typical scope was a 1" tube and a 40mm bell.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 07:29 PM (Fs0KI)

44 Sorry Weasel, didn’t know, but understand.

Posted by: Charles Martel at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM (smrxK)

45 Emily clearly show her breaking rule #3.

Gonna have to talk to her about that!

Scoobs, I actually saw that, but my Grok skills are still developing. Good eyes on you.
Except for your scope rings.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM (LMRVO)

46 Slightly off topic:

Is anybody impressed at all with the police-grade pepper balls and pepper spray's ability to incapacitate violent rioters?

I briefly considered the Byrna option for one of my daughters that wants to carry, just so she would never hesitate on the first shot.

I now think rapidly moving lead still has no substitute at this point.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM (HlyYF)

47 The Red Rose?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:28 PM (Wnv9h)
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I think that might be it! Very good food!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM (U6hq+)

48 40 My experience is that the lead can still be there and not show up with patch only.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:27 PM

Pillage Idiot, may I ask what you were using to clean? Hoppes #9 or something similiar?
You should get to know Wipe-Out, it does a fantastic job cleaning the barrel of all that build up

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:31 PM (LgsNJ)

49 45 Except for your scope rings.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM

Never gonna live that down. :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:32 PM (LgsNJ)

50 Iran may be falling right now. Tousi TV reported that the internet came back (regime said it would be down until March) about 3 hours ago. Someone hacked all the TV channels and has been broadcasting messages from Pahlavi.

Of course everything is still uncertain.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 18, 2026 07:33 PM (kvcnI)

51 I think that might be it! Very good food!
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM

They were smart not to sell out to the casino. They're practically coining money now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)

52 Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:23 PM (HlyYF)

Nothing like predator hunting!

Posted by: Charles Martel at January 18, 2026 07:33 PM (smrxK)

53 Posted by: Charles Martel at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM (smrxK)
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No worries, all good!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:34 PM (U6hq+)

54 Missed the stance thread, but an excellent video. He says that a stance is more correctly a technique and has a good presentation on the history of shooting techniques.
Made it to the range with my new AR9 this week, will be nice when the weather gets warmer.

Posted by: KDKong at January 18, 2026 07:35 PM (Bc40B)

55 40 Pillage Idiot, did you run a brass bristle brush with solvent through several times?
My experience is that the lead can still be there and not show up with patch only.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:27 PM


We did NOT.

She got the mandatory bleeding fingertip injury while running a brand new brush through the cylinder chambers. (I told her that was my fault for failing to warn her.)

The barrel still looked pristine upon visual examination.

Can you SEE the lead deposits in your match-grade .22 barrel? Do you only shoot copper jacketed?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:37 PM (HlyYF)

56 Weasel,
Thanks for including the M1 maintenance videos. When I qualified on the Garand mumble-mumble years ago at Fort Meade they showed us the basics but it's good to refresh my memory.

Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 07:37 PM (yTvNw)

57 Posted by: KDKong at January 18, 2026 07:35 PM (Bc40B)
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Howdy and welcome!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:37 PM (U6hq+)

58 Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 07:37 PM (yTvNw)
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Happy to do it, JTB!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:38 PM (U6hq+)

59 Once is happenstance. Twice is enemy

ICE agents with rooms booked at the DoubleTree by Hilton in downtown St. Paul were reportedly notified their reservations were canceled as the hotel announced a temporary closure, citing “heightened public safety concerns in St. Paul.”

The letter stated that the hotel would be temporarily closed, with reservations canceled by noon on Sunday, January 18.

https://tinyurl.com/3rw54z64

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM (0x0rk)

60

Tor Johnson!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM (pkeXY)

61 sra blaster's father passed away Friday. He was in a nursing home in Colombia. They weren't especially close but she was hit pretty hard regardless, but she's much better now.

Her dad was a character, I guess. Some gub stuff: as a younger man in Colombia he was running a thrift store. Some guys came in to rob the place. He resisted. So they shot him in the torso - with a shotgun. He survived, obviously. Birdshot. But that's a story!

When he came to the US he had a job as a cab driver in NYC in the 70s. He got robbed at gunpoint (in the 70s in NYC what are the odds?) He testified against the man who held him up. Turns out the Mafia was running a taxi stick up ring. (I found this surprising.) So because he testified he and the family got relocated to Detroit, which is where sra blaster grew up.

I have no deets on the firearms involved in these stories.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM (cD7Zt)

62 Howdy Scoobs!

Yes, was just using #9.

Thanks for the Wipe-Out recommendation.

Daughter #2 wants to shoot her Savage .22 rifle much more now that I have started improving our range.

The Great Karnak sees PI cleaning lots of .22 lead fouling in his future!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:41 PM (HlyYF)

63 Good evening as another weekend blitzes past. Sat in a nice deer stand and watched the sun come up over the fields on a friend’s farm. Nothing moving, but it was great watching the world wake up.
Thanks as always Weasel and wishing all of the GunHorde a great week.

Posted by: Coelacanth at January 18, 2026 07:41 PM (DJPFk)

64 Does an inexpensive gun catch LESS crud due to looser tolerances and shallower rifling?

I have cleaned shotguns after 10 rounds during a poor hunting season that were much dirtier.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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22 LR is a bit cleaner that it used to be and the fact that this gun is new means bore finish is probably better than days of yore. Older primers used to use crushed glass as part of the formula and it scoured barrels over time. Steel was often not as good either especially in low cost rimfire firearms.

I think since at least the 90's, crushed glass has been dropped for domestic ammo primers from the bigs-Remington, Winchester, and Federal.

A good smooth barrel from the middle of a run (before and after the tooling may either produce burrs or chatter), often will not lead much if kept up.

Use plated, it won't lead much period but even good ole Thunderbolt if the barrel is absent machining marks much, won't lead much if at all.

Sometimes you luck out on such firearms and sometimes you don't.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 07:42 PM (E4rtv)

65 61 Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM

Sorry for sra blasters loss, prayers for you and the family

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:42 PM (LgsNJ)

66 Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM

Damn. Condolences, blaster.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:43 PM (Wnv9h)

67 Will lots of dry firing improve my accuracy with pistols?

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 18, 2026 07:43 PM (KiBMU)

68 Bench Report!
I received the box of Berry’s plated semi wadcutters in .45 ACP, 200 grain.
Last week I reviewed my notes and remembered that I had loaded for a 200 g Hornady FTX hollow point and that I had found a good load of TiteGroup. I had a few bullets left, so I loaded accordingly and chronoed them.
885 FPS and I’m aiming for 875 on the new round.
Loaded up a ladder all around that weight and will be hitting the range this week
I really like the Lead SWC and am hoping that the copper plating is as good. Help with cleaning, too.
That is all.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:43 PM (LMRVO)

69 Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:43 PM (LMRVO)
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I've been using Berry's plated bullets for years. Just don't push them too hard. I think they recommend loading for unjacketed rounds.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:46 PM (U6hq+)

70 I know I asked this a couple weeks ago, but at age 29 I tend to let slip important information like with the 6.5 Creedmoor, what is a good factory round to get out to a 1,000 and beyond?

Will put an order through the gun store I got the rifle from as that is the only way I can purchase ammo without having to travel long distances to freer States.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:47 PM (LgsNJ)

71 FWIW, pistol length barrels in 22 LR are much less likely to lead simply because the barrels are short and any deficiencies in mfg, chatter, burrs, etc. can be seen usually. Plus, you are shooting at the bottom of the pressure curve with a revolver due to the cylinder gap, throats are often more generous on cheap firearms (throat is at the end of the cylinder fwiw), and a smooth proper trajectory for a forcing cone can mean less leading.

Rifle length get up to higher velocity and you get a different pressure curve plus at least 10-12 inches longer for any mfg problems in the bore, rod damage, etc. to show up.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 07:47 PM (E4rtv)

72 Howdy!

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by pew pew at January 18, 2026 07:48 PM (sAmhv)

73 I googled it, this was part of the AI powered answer:

Key Takeaway: While the classic mob movie trope of a "mafia taxi robbery" isn't a documented major event, the intersection of organized crime (like the Lufthansa Heist) and the persistent issue of taxi driver victimization by street criminals shows a history of vulnerability for drivers in NYC.

Guess AI doesn't know everything.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:48 PM (cD7Zt)

74 65 61 Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM

Sorry for sra blasters loss, prayers for you and the family
Posted by: Scuba_Dude
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What scuba dude said. Seems to be tough winter for a lot of people at AOS this year.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 07:49 PM (E4rtv)

75 Sometimes you luck out on such firearms and sometimes you don't.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 07:42 PM


Bride of PI (new shooter) took lessons from Steck at the MoMe.

She used that cheap gun to put five in a row on the 4" plate, reloaded, and then did five more in a row on steel by the end of the lesson.

Modern American (Florida) manufacturing techniques for the win!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:49 PM (HlyYF)

76 Weasel-san is correct.

Load plated like lead, not jacketed. Same with Hi Tek and powder coated bullets.

Some report signs of bore wear with firing lots of powder coated but YMMV.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (E4rtv)

77 Can you SEE the lead deposits in your match-grade .22 barrel? Do you only shoot copper jacketed?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:37 PM (HlyYF)

Nope, can’t see fouling, unless you put a bore scope in. But it’s there. The schmutz you can see is powder residue.
I only shoot high end lead 22 ammo for competition and save the copper for my 10-22.
And having said that, I only clean the competition barrels from lead if they start showing loss of accuracy. The chamber I keep clean.
But on a revolver, I’d keep the whole thing clean on general principle.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (LMRVO)

78 From the First World Problems thread:
Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo

Minneapolis (Jan. 17) — Far-left extremists pursued anti-Islam activist Jake Lang for several city streets with impunity after pulling off a ledge & beating him. Once he got in a car, they refused to let him leave & beat him more. Video by @Julio_Rosas11:

X video (00:32): https://bit.ly/3LGRSp4

This is what we're talking about when we say you need to be prepped and mentally ready. This is why you need to understand where the legal redlines are and where your personal redlines are. This is why you need all the other stuff besides a gun and ammo - the preparation, the gaming of scenarios, the plans for bad things happening.

Also why you should not wander into these situations without backup. /waves at Blaster and Sra Blaster living as a team/

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (QNH/l)

79 For everyone's amusement. A while back I saw a question on the interwebs about black powder cartridges in a Garand. Don't recall where I saw it or why the matter came up.

I hope the questioner was discouraged from trying it. Can you imagine what the fouling of black powder would do to the mechanics? Or cleaning things sufficiently? And I seriously doubt you could get enough black powder in the case to cycle the action. It's a very different pressure curve.

Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (yTvNw)

80 Prayers up for sra blaster.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (HlyYF)

81 I assume the recoil with the 7.62 M1s is similar to the 30-06?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (U/Byj)

82 Will put an order through the gun store I got the rifle from as that is the only way I can purchase ammo without having to travel long distances to freer States.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:47 PM


I was able to get slightly less than 1/2 MOA at 200 yards with S&B 142 gr HPBT. Not that expensive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)

83 Biggest fundamental I noticed right away with that woman in the first video? She is NOT wearing a low cut shirt. She is prepped for nasty hot brass trying to get to second base with her. Good on ya, ma'am!

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 07:53 PM (QNH/l)

84 PI, don't forget to clean the front face of the cylinder and ejector rod too.

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 07:53 PM (BCwQW)

85 Here's a topic for discussion that I was thinking about last week but then we got going on something else and I sort of forgot.

What do you look for, positively or negatively, when going into a gun shop for the first time? There is a large retailer here where about half the staff are neck-bearded millennials walking around with tactical vests, empty plate carriers, and pistols holstered either in the middle of the chest or slung down at the knee. Which I might have been able to ignore if they were at least helpful. I went into another, much smaller, shop to get info about their concealed carry licensing class and they guy basically told me to look it up on their website. Sometimes you get lucky and find a shop that has friendly, knowledgeable staff and, as a bonus, and decent inventory but it seems like those are fewer and farther between these days. "Big box" stores like Bass Pro and Sheel's have OK inventory and professional staff but they're basically all the same.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 07:54 PM (Fs0KI)

86 I’ve been invited to help a high-fence rancher slaughter his herd of white tail so he can make room for more exotic species.

These are good friends and I’d love to be invited for an actual hunt. But something about this seems off. Like it’s off-season, with no processing. They’re going to dig a big hole with a backhoe and bury all the carcasses.

Should I be concerned? What questions should I ask without giving offense or presuming to tell someone their business?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 18, 2026 07:54 PM (jYRYu)

87 Ironically, just this morning I passed on the action rifle match - felt like sleeping in and also the number of shooters has led to the introduction of (short) par times, sort of defeating the whole "fun" element. Lots of movement, some physical work, which I much prefer to anything static. But one reloading issue/jam/whatever, and you end shooting 1/3 of a stage. Boring.

Still have to go unpack my s**t. I take both a Garand for the main range stages and an M1 carbine for the short range work.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 07:54 PM (U/Byj)

88 Went to Phoenix Gun Show today. Got an extra mag for the Eibar Ruby .32; it fits the mag well, and locks in place OK. Need to get some snap caps to see how it feeds. I reblued it with some Birchwood cold blue, and it looks much better. Finish si now less blotchy

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 07:55 PM (8zz6B)

89 Nope, can’t see fouling, unless you put a bore scope in. But it’s there. The schmutz you can see is powder residue.

But on a revolver, I’d keep the whole thing clean on general principle.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM


Thanks Red.

She wants to shoot Ladies Day this week, so we cleaned and picked up more ammo.

I will make sure to solvent and brush the barrel well on the next cleaning!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:55 PM (HlyYF)

90 Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 07:47 PM (LgsNJ)
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FGMM 140's should perform well.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:55 PM (U6hq+)

91 Blaster, please give sra blaster my condolences.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:55 PM (LMRVO)

92 No need to worry about brass with a revolver.

If you can't get it done with six ...

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 07:56 PM (0KSrI)

93 Being on target is nice.

It is more effective if you are precisely on target. Even with a nuke, you get better effects with good shot placement. (See! Fundamentals!) But planners plan for minute of torso city so they account for all the things that can go wrong. (Like, sometimes having to shoot a city again.)

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 07:56 PM (QNH/l)

94 84 PI, don't forget to clean the front face of the cylinder and ejector rod too.

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 07:53 PM


I did teach her those two ... from your cleaning seminar.

She also learned the difference between a nylon and brass brush. Kids these days!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:57 PM (HlyYF)

95 Weasel, did you watch that video about black powder in modern semi-automatic weapons? Was it acceptable?

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 07:57 PM (QNH/l)

96 Bride of PI (new shooter) took lessons from Steck at the MoMe.

She used that cheap gun to put five in a row on the 4" plate, reloaded, and then did five more in a row on steel by the end of the lesson.

Modern American (Florida) manufacturing techniques for the win!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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You should be proud.

Females often shoot far better at first and are generally more coachable than males. Better hand eye coordination. If she can master a double action revolver pull, then it will serve her well in trigger technique on most firearms including rifles.
That is because the double action requires doing all of Weasel's fundamentals on trigger pull correct for accuracy with no gimmicks like catching the link, etc. You have to literally row the trigger back and forth.

If a person can master a snubbie double action trigger pull, then shooting anything else feels almost like cheating.

And fwiw, to teach double action trigger pulls, I would go with a used revolver, a Smith and Wesson Model 10 or variant of their K-Frame line. Used revolvers are broken in and smoother if there are no mechanical problems.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 07:57 PM (E4rtv)

97 Weasel, did you watch that video about black powder in modern semi-automatic weapons? Was it acceptable?
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 07:57 PM (QNH/l)
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Sorry - not yet.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:58 PM (U6hq+)

98 FGMM 140's should perform well.
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:55 PM (U6hq

Concur. Highly.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:58 PM (LMRVO)

99 Thanks for the Gub Thread, Weasel.

Thanks for the advice, all of the rest of you Morons.

Dinner bell is ringing. (I will come back and read the whole thread later.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 07:58 PM (HlyYF)

100 Nope, can’t see fouling, unless you put a bore scope in.

FWIW, the digital bore scopes like the Tesalong for < $100 are pretty decent.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 08:00 PM (Fs0KI)

101 98 FGMM 140's should perform well.
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:55 PM (U6hq

Concur. Highly.
Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 07:58 PM (LMRVO)
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Looking at the specs on the Federal website that's pretty much exactly what I was loading for my 260 Remington.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 08:00 PM (U6hq+)

102 Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 07:54 PM (Fs0KI)

I'd see if they're willing to say, "I don't know about (topic of choice)" and refer you to someone else on the staff who knows more about the subject or just admit that they don't know much about what you're asking about. Given the wide variety of topics that the staff might have to field, I think it's unlikely that any one person will have answers for everything under the sun.

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 08:01 PM (BCwQW)

103 sra blaster corrects me on one of the stories - it wasn't in Colombia where her father was shot - it was Detroit in the 80s! It was a sawed off shotgun and he had shot coming out of him for years.

And she thanks you for the prayers and condolences.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 08:01 PM (cD7Zt)

104
To legally buy ammo in California, any ammo, you have to be registered with the government as the owner of a gun in that caliber. Long guns included. The law was changed to that in 2014.

Any firearms purchased now require a state background check that leaves a permanent state record of ownership. They haven't gone after possession of guns purchased before the law changed -- yet. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if older state background checks provided unofficial (illegal) records that are still retained. Nothing I can do about that.

I'm not aware of law enforcement solving any crimes with this information. I can only think of one reason for doing this: to have the option of confiscation.

I will not be buying ammo.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 08:01 PM (azNOR)

105 Weasel! You have outdone yourself with this collection of M-1 vids! I will be saving the links and sharing them with my friends who also possess this magnificent instrument. The only other weapon it needs paired with it (which I have) is the Colt .45. Thanx for the post!

Posted by: Dr_No at January 18, 2026 08:02 PM (ayRl+)

106 Posted by: Dr_No at January 18, 2026 08:02 PM (ayRl+)
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My pleasure!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 08:02 PM (U6hq+)

107 88 Went to Phoenix Gun Show today. Got an extra mag for the Eibar Ruby .32; it fits the mag well, and locks in place OK. Need to get some snap caps to see how it feeds. I reblued it with some Birchwood cold blue, and it looks much better. Finish si now less blotchy
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Cold bluing is easier for a lot of people to use and Oxpho Blue produces pretty good results if done by directions.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:03 PM (E4rtv)

108 85 Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 07:54 PM

In my short time as a firearm enthusiast I have only visited the shops that were dedicated solely to firearms.
The first shop that I frequented was about an hour or more drive from me and located outside of NYC. The guy I mainly dealt with(maybe 5 or 10 years younger than me) I thought was knowledgeable until he said I needed to get a different spring if I wanted to shoot something other than 185 grain.

The second shop is the one I just used to purchase my newest rifle. This place is located only 20 or so minutes from me and run by much younger people. I am getting a good vibe and will continue to go to them and give them my business

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:03 PM (LgsNJ)

109 Hi
I'm here.
I'm sad.
Another Sunday without a range report.
Target Sports USA has Syntech 124 gr 9mm for $.29/rd. i think that is a very good price for this fancy ammo so will order ammo this week in the hope that eventually I will get to the range.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 18, 2026 08:03 PM (t/2Uw)

110 86 Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 18, 2026 07:54 PM

Depends, what do the local laws say about shooting on private lands out of season?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:07 PM (LgsNJ)

111 (Like, sometimes having to shoot a city again.)
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 07:56 PM


Anything worth nuking once...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:07 PM (Wnv9h)

112 Having said what I said in praise of the Fundamentals woman, I now have to say... that wasn't that informative. "Here's some words and what they mean." Which shouldn't be that hard to sus out on your own.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 08:07 PM (QNH/l)

113 I hope the questioner was discouraged from trying it. Can you imagine what the fouling of black powder would do to the mechanics? Or cleaning things sufficiently? And I seriously doubt you could get enough black powder in the case to cycle the action. It's a very different pressure curve.
Posted by: JTB

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People do bad shit to firearms everyday becuz someone got an itch and a bit of misinformation.

When they do it to classic firearms like a Garand that are now beyond the reach of a lot of folks, it is simply a vile practices.

Want to play with blackpowder, get a blackpowder firearm, no reason to bugger up a Garand to show you could.

Same with idiots that like to fire massively over pressure hot rounds, or shoot something with the 1940's or earlier ammo they found in papaw's shed, etc.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:08 PM (E4rtv)

114

22

In another part of the book the author describes how the Bedouins make their own poor quality gun powder. Part of the process involves collecting soil from areas where their livestock (camels, sheep, and goats) gathered frequently.

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That's where everybody got their saltpeter. If it wasn't purified properly, that would due to lack of knowledge. Extract the dirt, add wood ashes, filter, crystallize, recrystallize.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 08:08 PM (azNOR)

115 An M-1 thread - yea!!

To be honest, I rarely take my baby to the local ranges. It turns out everyone want to take her for a walk and I won't get a chance to caress her gas-operated, semi-automatic, shoulder-fired bad self that feeds from an eight-round en bloc clip.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 08:09 PM (cYBz/)

116 Scoobs, did you go to yesterday’s post about British Pathway Amelia?
The whole idea is a hoot in the fight against UK censorship.
Gonna do my little part.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:09 PM (LMRVO)

117 Oh, one sad note about having the new rifle delivered to an FFL in NYC.
The two 10 round mags are being neutered to 5 rounds.

This is only in NYC, if I had gone to an FFL in the rest of NY there would be no problem.

Stupid laws.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:10 PM (LgsNJ)

118 That's where everybody got their saltpeter. If it wasn't purified properly, that would due to lack of knowledge. Extract the dirt, add wood ashes, filter, crystallize, recrystallize.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 08:08 PM


See, e.g., The Firefox Book, vol. 5.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:11 PM (Wnv9h)

119 .22 revolvers: Keep an eye on the forcing cone (end of the barrel closest to the cylinder) for excessive leading. I was once testing a dozen different flavors of .22LR in a nice S&W when it suddenly began spraying shots all over the target. I stopped shooting to see what the problem was.

When I pushed a patch down the bore, a silver miniature Cheerio fell into my hand. Apparently the gun had taken a violent dislike to the last batch of cheap, discount brand plain lead ammo I was using. After clearing the lead build up and changing ammo, all was well.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 18, 2026 08:11 PM (sqSJJ)

120 This is only in NYC, if I had gone to an FFL in the rest of NY there would be no problem.

Stupid laws.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:10 PM


NYC laws...gay and lame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

121 Word of advice for anyone cold bluing, make sure that no silicone containing products were used on the firearm--wipes, solvents (often CLP type), etc.

It will produce blotchy results as the stain (cold bluing is a stain) won't take right. Have to strip the silicone products off before it will work.

I know this by the usual way--trial and error on a small part--a side magazine cover for an 1896 Krag. It ended up producing a funky appearance similar to Nitre bluing. Swirls of straw, blue, etc.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)

122 NYC laws...gay and lame.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

And their shit is all retarded.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:13 PM (LMRVO)

123 116 Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:09 PM

No I did not but will rectify that.

Anything to thumb my nose at the UK's decent into totalitarianism.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:14 PM (LgsNJ)

124 NYC laws...gay and lame.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

And their shit is all retarded.
Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:13 PM


*nods sagely*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:14 PM (Wnv9h)

125 120 NYC laws...gay and lame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:12 PM

No challenge there

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:17 PM (LgsNJ)

126 Fundamentals! Fundamentals! Fundamentals!

Pssst: SHOT show is this week

New Toys! New Toys! New Toys!

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2026 08:19 PM (7DKa5)

127 Word of advice for anyone cold bluing, make sure that no silicone containing products were used on the firearm--wipes, solvents (often CLP type), etc.

It will produce blotchy results as the stain (cold bluing is a stain) won't take right. Have to strip the silicone products off before it will work.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)

Whig, what about cleaning cloth impregnated w/ silicone? I've seen these for sale at my LGS, gun shows, and more over the years. Should these be verboten w/ cold bluing?

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 08:20 PM (BCwQW)

128 Great thread Weasel.
I'm working on another cigar report. Will send it in a day or two.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 08:20 PM (2WIwB)

129 When I pushed a patch down the bore, a silver miniature Cheerio fell into my hand. Apparently the gun had taken a violent dislike to the last batch of cheap, discount brand plain lead ammo I was using. After clearing the lead build up and changing ammo, all was well.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

That can also sometimes happen due to a revolver's timing being off.

FWIW, Ruger double action revolvers after 1976 are not designed to shoot lead as their forcing cone angle IIRC 5 percent is too abrupt and they end up leading far more than an S&W or Colt would. They used the more generous 11 -18 percent depending on the model and whether work had been done to them.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)

130 BTW, thanks to the suggestions last week about using rubbing alcohol to help stretch the leather in molding my new holster for the G 21.
After two applications (and some pulling), I was able to get the thumb break to snap on.
The only downside is that the alcohol did a number on the shoe black on the leather.
Ant recommendations for refinishing?

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:20 PM (LMRVO)

131 ... about half the staff are neck-bearded millennials walking around with tactical vests, empty plate carriers, and pistols holstered either in the middle of the chest or slung down at the knee. Which I might have been able to ignore if they were at least helpful.


I think I have been to that store. Maybe three times and decided I would rather go with the more sterile BassPro from here on out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 08:22 PM (/lPRQ)

132 Red, would you believe that Tikka came with a muzzle brake? I might install it temporarily and only take it off when I go to Texas in October.

But I will take the rifle to the range and put a couple rounds through before considering putting the brake on.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:22 PM (LgsNJ)

133 Whig, what about cleaning cloth impregnated w/ silicone? I've seen these for sale at my LGS, gun shows, and more over the years. Should these be verboten w/ cold bluing?
Posted by: Ed L

If you use such, don't expect cold bluing that firearm to do quite right. You can get some gorgeous resembling old nitre bluing with that ( I suspect restoration types do that nowadays). But often, depending on the steel, you get blotchy uptake. Droplets of water that ball up often show silicone had been used, often in a wiping cloth.

If you already have the cold bluing on the firearm, silicone wiping cloths, solvents, etc. won't disturb it but you won't be able to retouch it again without issues.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:23 PM (E4rtv)

134 Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 08:20 PM (2WIwB)
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Thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 08:23 PM (13bqY)

135 We are watching the most recent season of Cold Justice over this weekend. Lots of gub stuff they don't focus on.

We saw one where the victim was shot with a .38 or .357 revolver. 5 times in the head. In a brief shot of the police report it says something about possibly Ruger, Smith & Wesson, or Colt.

I am not sure how they arrived at that given they had no info and no casings.

Maybe the presumption was that the gun had been emptied into the victim and those were manufacturers of 5 shot revolvers?

Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2026 08:24 PM (cD7Zt)

136 Ant recommendations for refinishing?
Posted by: RI Red
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Shoe polish on the leather and buff.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:24 PM (E4rtv)

137 osted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:23 PM (E4rtv)

Thanks, whig.

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 08:25 PM (BCwQW)

138 FGMM 140's should perform well.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 07:55 PM (U6hq+)


Pretty much the gold standard. Although...I have had good results with Norma Golden Target 143 grain. And it is slightly less expensive, which is always a good thing!

But I think both loads are more accurate than I am!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 08:25 PM (n9ltV)

139 Scoobs, as irritating as the brake may be to people on either side, it really tames the rifle so you can get back on target and maybe even spot your own shot.
When you’re up here in the Spring, we’ll all stand behind you.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:25 PM (LMRVO)

140 Update: Last week I reported that a Prodigy I was messing with would have the hammer stop on the half-cock notch every time the trigger was pulled.

Turned out that the sear spring's sear leaf was too long, and was hitting the frame, so it only worked as a spring for the first part of the sear's travel. I'd love to say that I figured that out with a series of brilliant deductions, but what really happened was that I had the beavertail out and I just kept staring at the innards while repeatedly cocking the hammer and pulling the trigger, until I noticed something didn't look right.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2026 08:25 PM (7DKa5)

141 We really need to bring back actual speedy trials in America.

And implement laws that punish prosecutors and witnesses (cops or not) for lying about the accused.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 08:26 PM (QNH/l)

142 139 When you’re up here in the Spring, we’ll all stand behind you.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:25 PM

**makes note not to drop the soap** :-p

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:27 PM (LgsNJ)

143 And implement laws that punish prosecutors and witnesses (cops or not) for lying about the accused.
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 08:26 PM (QNH/l)


Accountability. You're talking about accountability!

Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2026 08:28 PM (cD7Zt)

144 Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2026 08:24 PM (cD7Zt)

I don't think Colt has made a 5-shot revolver in over 100 years. They did make some 4-shot snubbie revolvers in the black powder era ("Cloverleafs") but I'm not aware of anything in the smokeless era from Colt that didn't hold six rounds.

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 08:28 PM (BCwQW)

145 until I noticed something didn't look right.
Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2026 08:25 PM (7DKa5)

Congrats! You are now a gunsmith!

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:28 PM (LMRVO)

146 We saw one where the victim was shot with a .38 or .357 revolver. 5 times in the head. In a brief shot of the police report it says something about possibly Ruger, Smith & Wesson, or Colt.

I am not sure how they arrived at that given they had no info and no casings.

Maybe the presumption was that the gun had been emptied into the victim and those were manufacturers of 5 shot revolvers?
Posted by: blaster
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Those 3 mfgs covered probably 80-90 percent of revolvers being used. Taurus in the US was an after thought for a long time and some EAA imported revolvers were a rounding error.

From Ed Harris, former Ruger firearm designer,
"You are correct that Colt is one turn in 14,” because that's what their old tooling was and it's always been that way... The Colts give the best accuracy with wadcutters and 158-gr. lead.

Ruger single-action .357s are 16” and button rifled. Ruger double-action .38 / .357s, Security Six, Police Service Six, Speed Six, GP100 and SP101 are 18-3/4” twist, as are S&W. "

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:31 PM (E4rtv)

147 I don't think Colt has made a 5-shot revolver in over 100 years. They did make some 4-shot snubbie revolvers in the black powder era ("Cloverleafs") but I'm not aware of anything in the smokeless era from Colt that didn't hold six rounds.
Posted by: Ed L
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Some idiots still believe that you should carry a double action revolver on an open cylinder like the old single actions (before transfer blocks were added to those).

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:33 PM (E4rtv)

148 145 Congrats! You are now a gunsmith!
Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:28 PM (LMRVO)


And here I thought "I can fix her" were the most dangerous words ever spoken.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2026 08:34 PM (7DKa5)

149 It's time. I am near gublessness. My safe echos. I still have a trusty old one or two for old time's sake. Such is life.

Oh, whip. I have a complete receiver for a 98 Kraig, in no bbl or stock. Any use

Posted by: javems at January 18, 2026 08:35 PM (jrjl5)

150 And here I thought "I can fix her" were the most dangerous words ever spoken.
Posted by: Splunge
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If you start using a Dremel tool around firearms, stop.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:35 PM (E4rtv)

151 Shoe polish on the leather and buff.
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:24 PM (E4rtv)

Ja, Whig. I had my polish, handkerchief and spit (well, water) going, but there are different areas of discoloration, from almost bare leather to original finish.
I may just strip it all down and start from scratch.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:36 PM (30Gj0)

152 148 And here I thought "I can fix her" were the most dangerous words ever spoken.

Posted by: Splunge at January 18, 2026 08:34 PM

As long as the preceding words were not "Hold my beer" you are ok.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:36 PM (LgsNJ)

153 Meant no bbl or stock but with rear sight.

Thanks

Posted by: javems at January 18, 2026 08:37 PM (jrjl5)

154 Those 3 mfgs covered probably 80-90 percent of revolvers being used.

Whig I guess that makes sense - I think the case involved was late 80s early 90s so probably even more to the point.

Still seems awfully speculative to include in a police report. Of course there would be lots of other info in the case docs that they didn't get a shot of on screen.

Posted by: blaster at January 18, 2026 08:39 PM (cD7Zt)

155 Some idiots still believe that you should carry a double action revolver on an open cylinder like the old single actions (before transfer blocks were added to those).
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:33 PM (E4rtv)

Wasn't that fixed by Colt and S&W around WWII? Even the "modern" transfer bar safeties have been around for 50 years and more (I think).

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 08:41 PM (BCwQW)

156 Very sorry to hear that sra blaster. Sounds as though he had a very full and varied life.

Posted by: Coelacanth at January 18, 2026 08:42 PM (DJPFk)

157 Oh, whip. I have a complete receiver for a 98 Kraig, in no bbl or stock. Any use
Posted by: javems
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I deeply appreciate the offer. But already have several Krags and can no longer fire them (impending spinal surgery coming).

If the receiver is a full action and includes the bolt, etc., I think several people here might be interested. Barrels are still available and sporter stocks are still around. The Krag is one of the slickest bolt actions ever made and the height of Springfield Armory craftsmanship (and I am including the Garand).

The 1898 falls right on the line between being an antique and thus not a firearm or a firearm requiring an FFL for transfer. Offhand, I think serial number 162000 for the 1898 makes the difference. Below that serial number, it is an antique with no more interest for the ATF or most states than a paperweight.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:42 PM (E4rtv)

158 Thanks for the info RMBS, RI Red, Weasel and CBD. I have written down so I do not have to ask again.

Going to call it a night.

Thank you Weasel as always.

Everyone have a great week!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 18, 2026 08:43 PM (LgsNJ)

159 Had to get permission to stay up late to watch "Plan 9" on Creature Feature.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 08:45 PM (RIvkX)

160 Good night, Scuba Dude!

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 08:45 PM (BCwQW)

161 Good Sunday evening, gub 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks to our host Weasel for the longevity of this forum.

Prayers up for sra blaster and all the blast radius surrounding her.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 18, 2026 08:45 PM (v23vE)

162 Wasn't that fixed by Colt and S&W around WWII? Even the "modern" transfer bar safeties have been around for 50 years and more (I think).
Posted by: Ed L

Earlier. For double action revolvers, hammer blocks were de rigeur since the K Frame and the Colt Navy and Army came out. Smith changed from the long action to the current one after WWII because of an accident on board with a Victory model. It fell on the hammer and overcame the hammer block. So Smith went from a springloaded hammer block to a cam design.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:45 PM (E4rtv)

163 Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at January 18, 2026 08:45 PM (v23vE)
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Thanks for being here and participating!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 08:47 PM (As86G)

164 No range report. Thanks Weasel for the M1 Garand information. Shooting my three M1 rifles and two M1 carbines and 1903s and 1917s is on the to do list for early spring. I am looking for a source of WW1 style wood for two 1903 Springfields. It is 18 degrees with only a few inches of fresh snow, not good for shooting at an outdoor range.

Posted by: Bond in Michigan at January 18, 2026 08:47 PM (yJcPp)

165 Whig I guess that makes sense - I think the case involved was late 80s early 90s so probably even more to the point.

Still seems awfully speculative to include in a police report. Of course there would be lots of other info in the case docs that they didn't get a shot of on screen.
Posted by: blaster
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If they had the slugs, rifling engraved on the slugs would tell them a story as the bullets themselves would differ.

But a lot of police work is educated guessing which gets them into trouble now and again when someone innocent gets accused.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:47 PM (E4rtv)

166 Before they were tragically lost in a kayak accident on the Rio Grande, I had two Garands. One manufactured in 1940 and the other in 43 or 44. I only shot them a few times. I need to dredge the river and pull them and clean them up. I've seen a few of these videos. I'll watch them all this week. I also have, er, had a M1 Carbine. FUN!

Posted by: JML at January 18, 2026 08:48 PM (EtRph)

167 Little Tommy practicing FUNDAMENTALS!

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 08:49 PM (QNH/l)

168 Whig, I have Pate's book and read the chapter about that unintended discharge from that USN Victory Model. That's why I thought Colt and S&W had the hammer block problem solved by WWII at the latest. But it seems that both Colt and S&W had addressed the problem 30+ years earlier.

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 08:49 PM (BCwQW)

169 Thanks for posting the videos!

Posted by: JML at January 18, 2026 08:49 PM (EtRph)

170 164 No range report. Thanks Weasel for the M1 Garand information. Shooting my three M1 rifles and two M1 carbines and 1903s and 1917s is on the to do list for early spring. I am looking for a source of WW1 style wood for two 1903 Springfields. It is 18 degrees with only a few inches of fresh snow, not good for shooting at an outdoor range.
Posted by: Bond in Michigan

That era is getting scarce for stocks without paying primo prices as in over 400-500 bucks or more depending on refinishing and cartouches.

Try checking Dupont Trading in Arizona every so often as they sometimes get old stocks from parade rifle sources. Another source, someone who I have not dealt with personally, is oldguns dot net. You might have to restore an old cut stock like a WWI era fingergroove with a later front piece. Oldguns dot net folks have such frequently on their website. Think they go around teh Western state gun show circuit buying and trading.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:51 PM (E4rtv)

171 168 Whig, I have Pate's book and read the chapter about that unintended discharge from that USN Victory Model. That's why I thought Colt and S&W had the hammer block problem solved by WWII at the latest. But it seems that both Colt and S&W had addressed the problem 30+ years earlier.
Posted by: Ed L
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Colt never had the problem that Smith did with hammer blocks but Colt metallurgy was generally superior to Smith through the 1960's.

The older Colt Lightning double action revolver has no hammer block I think but haven't honestly examined the innards of one to check.

Iver Johnson came out with the transfer bar safety in 1894 fwiw.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)

172 Posted by: Bond in Michigan at January 18, 2026 08:47 PM (yJcPp)
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You bet!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 08:54 PM (cIOlQ)

173 Posted by: JML at January 18, 2026 08:49 PM (EtRph)
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Sure!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 08:55 PM (cIOlQ)

174 Well, no new guys, but did get to .22 some more. The 10/22 CF is awesome, still no issues w/Sig, and the Henry (GB) is just a hoot.

And yes, bought ammo...

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 08:55 PM (XuXeR)

175 174 Well, no new guys, but did get to .22 some more. The 10/22 CF is awesome, still no issues w/Sig, and the Henry (GB) is just a hoot.

And yes, bought ammo...
Posted by: man
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You have some primo toys to shoot.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:56 PM (E4rtv)

176 You have some primo toys to shoot"

Sadly, they tend to get lost in between range trips. Funny about that...

Also - sort of in the market for a .308. Prefer bolt and shorter barrel. I've more invites for hog clearing.

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 09:00 PM (XuXeR)

177 Ant recommendations for refinishing?

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:20 PM (LMRVO)


Black permanent marker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 09:00 PM (n9ltV)

178 Sadly, they tend to get lost in between range trips. Funny about that...

Also - sort of in the market for a .308. Prefer bolt and shorter barrel. I've more invites for hog clearing.
Posted by: man
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Muzzle blast without a forward compensator or brake can be an issue below 18 inches.

I would try to find one with a threaded barrel so you could go suppressed if you wanted without messing with a gunsmith.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:03 PM (E4rtv)

179 "81 I assume the recoil with the 7.62 M1s is similar to the 30-06?" Posted by: rhomboid at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (U/Byj)

I don't remember any difference. I have not shot 30.06 or 7.62 NATO in years. One of mine is 7.62 x 51 the other 2 are 30.06. A Saginaw gun shop was offering a Springfield 30.06 with bayonet for $1325. I may call them to see if it has been sold.

Posted by: Bond in Michigan at January 18, 2026 09:04 PM (yJcPp)

180 find one with a threaded barrel"

That's the plan. Looks as if I'll get the chance to try a couple soon...

Posted by: man at January 18, 2026 09:06 PM (XuXeR)

181 Iver Johnson came out with the transfer bar safety in 1894 fwiw.
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:54 PM (E4rtv)

I would not have picked Iver Johnson as the first to introduce the transfer bar safety.

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 09:06 PM (BCwQW)

182 Any recommendations for refinishing?

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:20 PM (LMRVO)

Black permanent marker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 09:00 PM (n9ltV)

Aha!
Maybe just some plain old automotive grease.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 09:10 PM (U3+Mh)

183 Posted by: Bond in Michigan
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FWIW, I forgot to mention that both Sarco and Numrich have had the older WWI era replica stocks for 1903s now and again for about $200 or so.

You might also find some replica stocks at CMP's online store.

The WWI era do use different handguards (high hump) if you want to be period perfect.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:10 PM (E4rtv)

184 I would not have picked Iver Johnson as the first to introduce the transfer bar safety.
Posted by: Ed L
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Their old ads were a hoot. Hammer the safety, literally using a hammer on the revolver hammer and it still not firing. You can find images online.

Decently made pocketguns for concealed carry for the most part and Iver had its market in an era where a 32 S&W Long gutshot could result in death.

Iver got a bad rep later on primarily because they did not change with the times but until near the end, they made some quality firearms albeit in tame cartridges suitable for top breaks. H&R can also be regarded similarly.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:14 PM (E4rtv)

185 Just watched the movie "Homestead."
It's about preppers and something bad happening.

The city guy comes up and wants a list of all the guns this guy has. And he does not shoot him and throw him in the compost heap. They guy has MULTIPLE M2 .50 cal machine guns (admittedly, they appear to shoot 7.62 NATO rounds, based on the brass hitting the ground...). For him to acquire those, no matter how rich he is, he HAS to know the legal ins and outs of Class 3 gun ownership. But he just lets the guy threaten him (after a nuke has gone off, etc.) and doesn't even get in his knickers about the Constitution and all. I was very disappointed. (A LOT of cliches in that movie. A LOT.)

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:15 PM (QNH/l)

186 Aha!
Maybe just some plain old automotive grease.
Posted by: RI Red
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Ruins leather but methinks you are joking. Shoe polish is what I use on old leather holsters as it won't crack the leather.

You have to use old style military tricks for raw boots if you want to fix the rough unfinished leather of a holster into a glossy black or brown finish.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:16 PM (E4rtv)

187 It's got a good beat, you can dance to it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:08 PM (xcxpd)

More like you can make the other guy dance to it.
"Dance, greenhorn, dance!" BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:18 PM (QNH/l)

188 NYC laws...gay and lame.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

And their shit is all retarded.
Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 08:13 PM


The complete lack of quality picante sauce is definitely symptomatic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 09:18 PM (0sNs1)

189 Time for geezers to hit the hay. Happy trails to all.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 09:19 PM (LHPAg)

190 Got my M1 feom CMP a few years ago, along with a couple of ammo cans. Fun gun to shoot.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 18, 2026 09:19 PM (XMwZJ)

191 (A LOT of cliches in that movie. A LOT.)
Posted by: GWB
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EOTWAWKI fantasies never did much for me as the truth is a depressing downer where a lot of people are going to die in masses after any nuke exchange when the internal economy shuts down.

My guess, major nuclear exchange or societal breakdown will result in 80-90 percent casualties within weeks of it happening from fighting, disease, preexisting medical weaknesses (no insulin for example), etc.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv)

192 OK, 9:22 thank you time!

Thank you!

Sure appreciate all y'all being here tonight and hope to see you next Sunday!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:22 PM (zMLZ6)

193 Well, Thanks for the thread Weasel and I hope retirement is not too onerous with delayed projects.

Hope the doggehs are all right.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:23 PM (E4rtv)

194 Thanks for hosting, Weasel!

Posted by: Ed L at January 18, 2026 09:24 PM (BCwQW)

195 You have to use old style military tricks for raw boots if you want to fix the rough unfinished leather of a holster into a glossy black or brown finish.
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:16 PM (E4rtv)

One of the early tricks I was shown was the wax wrapper of a Babybel cheese. After the right color is achieved with kiwi that wax will shine up like glass if you know what you are doing.

Posted by: Reforger at January 18, 2026 09:24 PM (7ujVx)

196
Hope the doggehs are all right.
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:23 PM (E4rtv)
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Thanks whig! The doggos got their first ride in the new truck for a nail trim, so big excitement. All good here, thanks!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:25 PM (zMLZ6)

197 My pleasure, Ed L!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:26 PM (zMLZ6)

198 "
Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo Buy Ammo
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)"

Don't forget the balancing act. 100k rounds doesn't matter if you only have 2 days of food, or 1 day of water.

I reiterate my suggestion of 10k rounds per shooter in the household, some basic spares ... and then food/water stacked deeper than you probably think you need.

But balance both in turn vs housing and emergency funds. All the ammo and food won't help if you get evicted.

Posted by: heya at January 18, 2026 09:26 PM (23NNO)

199 That's the plan. Looks as if I'll get the chance to try a couple soon...
Posted by: man
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Have fun shopping. Lots of modern rifles out there with eyepopping accuracy due to modern mfg techniques. Cheaper suppressors also change the game.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:28 PM (E4rtv)

200 Thanks for a great Gub Thread, Weasel!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 09:28 PM (Wnv9h)

201 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 09:28 PM (Wnv9h)
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Thanks for being here and participating!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:28 PM (zMLZ6)

202 Upon further review, the Bears still suck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 09:29 PM (6Bc88)

203 Wig: "Try checking Dupont Trading in Arizona every so often as they sometimes get old stocks from parade rifle sources." You meant to type DuPage Trading Company
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I will be going replica.

"FWIW, I forgot to mention that both Sarco and Numrich have had the older WWI era replica stocks for 1903s now and again for about $200 or so.

You might also find some replica stocks at CMP's online store.

The WWI era do use different handguards (high hump) if you want to be period perfect."

Posted by: Bond in Michigan at January 18, 2026 09:29 PM (yJcPp)

204 Oh, and cozy cave update?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 09:29 PM (Wnv9h)

205 Thanks whig! The doggos got their first ride in the new truck for a nail trim, so big excitement. All good here, thanks!
Posted by: Weasel
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Heh. Best to start to teach them to drive it. You saw what happened when Bill Murray tried to teach a groundhog to drive his pickup.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:29 PM (E4rtv)

206 I have not been to the range, and I haven't even shot off the deck. This shoulder surgery takes forever to get over. DH did buy my a lovely little gift for Christmas and I ordered a new purse for concealment, but so far, it would make no sense for me to shoot unless I'm like that dude in the Olympics from Turkey who just slouches and shoots one-handed. Probably not very safe for me or anyone else.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 09:30 PM (6Bc88)

207 Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:29 PM (E4rtv)
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Gertie is juuuuust tall enough to stand on her back feet and look out the window.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:30 PM (zMLZ6)

208 sra blaster's father passed away Friday.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM (cD7Zt)

Prayers up for all, Blaster.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:31 PM (QNH/l)

209 Prayers up for all, Blaster.
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:31 PM (QNH/l)
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Absolutely. Condolences to the family, blaster

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:32 PM (zMLZ6)

210 208 sra blaster's father passed away Friday.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM (cD7Zt)

Prayers up for all, Blaster.
Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:31 PM (QNH/l)

Prayers, certainly.

Imagine my shock when I realized my baby brother is 62 years old. We are of that age, I'm afraid. Many lost as the years go by.

But they are never gone, if we remember.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 09:33 PM (6Bc88)

211 My guess, major nuclear exchange or societal breakdown will result in 80-90 percent casualties within weeks of it happening from fighting, disease, preexisting medical weaknesses (no insulin for example), etc.
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv)

Whig, have you read the “One Second After” trilogy?
After-effects on EMP. Follows your prediction.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 09:34 PM (ZbDxc)

212 Will lots of dry firing improve my accuracy with pistols?
Posted by: M. Gaga at January 18, 2026 07:43 PM (KiBMU)

Yes and no.
It won't improve it beyond a certain point, because you need to actually have some rounds go off and move downrange to test that accuracy.

But it can certainly help establish some muscle memory in safely drawing, stance and grip, and trigger pull.

Which you then take to the range to put into practice.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:34 PM (QNH/l)

213 Wig: "Try checking Dupont Trading in Arizona every so often as they sometimes get old stocks from parade rifle sources." You meant to type DuPage Trading Company
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I will be going replica.

DuPage is correct term as I had a brainfart.

FWIW, there is a genuine cartouched finger groove stock on Ebay for about $200 bucks so far. Think it has a day to go.

I have a 1903 Springfield made in 1916 but the stock on it is later than the rifle. I had a look simply for curiousity's sake who still even stocked the finger groove replicas and whether originals were still around.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:34 PM (E4rtv)

214 I know this by the usual way--trial and error on a small part--a side magazine cover for an 1896 Krag. It ended up producing a funky appearance similar to Nitre bluing. Swirls of straw, blue, etc.
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 08:13 PM (E4rtv)

I scrubbed the frame and slide with 4-ought steel wool soaked in acetone, to remove any wax, grease, or silicone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 09:36 PM (8zz6B)

215 Weasel, thanks for the proper end to the weekend!
Imma go shoot stuff and report back.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 09:38 PM (ZbDxc)

216 Whig, have you read the “One Second After” trilogy?
After-effects on EMP. Follows your prediction.
Posted by: RI Red
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Unpleasant reading of nuclear war effects way back in the 80's turned me off that genre so I leave dystopias to other people to read if they like.

Alas Babylon is one of the more optimistic takes and that is not pleasant at all.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:38 PM (E4rtv)

217 Holy shit!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 18, 2026 09:38 PM (6ZHNK)

218 Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 07:51 PM (yTvNw)

I pointed Weasel to a video all about that (but not a M-1). Maybe he can post it next week. It was informative.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:38 PM (QNH/l)

219 Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 09:34 PM (ZbDxc)
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I really enjoyed the first book and for some reason which I cannot recall now was disappointed in the second, and never picked up the third. Might need to give them another try.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:39 PM (zMLZ6)

220 Condolences blaster to you and your family

Posted by: Smell the Glove and at January 18, 2026 09:40 PM (PTsqM)

221 >>Holy shit!

Took the words right out of my mouth. wow

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 09:42 PM (viF8m)

222 I scrubbed the frame and slide with 4-ought steel wool soaked in acetone, to remove any wax, grease, or silicone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That would do it. Stain aka cold bluing also can take better if you heat the pieces before application. Color will deepen depending on the steel, until about 5-6 applications. Sort of like shellac application to wood with thin application layers followed by polishing in between.

I've had the best results on just plain carbon steel, especially barrels, mixed results on chrome moly steel, and it can be a challenge for highly polished case hardened parts as without scuffing the finish, you can't get the stain to take as well.

Oxpho blue uses some nickel/selenium mixture, forgot what Birchwood Casey uses but Birchwood also has a blackening 'blue' to that some folks like. That can work okay on old WWI era blackish parkerizing on scratches etc.

Used to be a guy on the forums named Tin Can Star or something like that. He did projects using rust bluing that came out gorgeous and had photos that showed what he did step by step.

Rust bluing is the most DIY friendly along with parkerizing. New paints from Durocoat resemble bluing.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:44 PM (E4rtv)

223 sra blaster's father passed away Friday.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at January 18, 2026 07:39 PM (cD7Zt)

Please accept my condolences, blaster.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 18, 2026 09:46 PM (8zz6B)

224 Will lots of dry firing improve my accuracy with pistols?
Posted by: M. Gaga

For some new revolvers, etc., it can smooth up the action dry firing. Don't do it on most rimfires without something in the chamber to protect teh chamber edges as you can raise a burr doing that affecting being able to load the firearm or worse, break off part of your firing pin.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:46 PM (E4rtv)

225 I'm not aware of law enforcement solving any crimes with this information.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 08:01 PM (azNOR)

Very few. It's not zero, but it's a number really close to it.

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 09:48 PM (QNH/l)

226 Be patient, tcn.

Shoulder surgery is a beast. It can take a year to get back 75% of function and ROM.

It’s been what, four weeks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 09:50 PM (IhIKR)

227 Welp. I wish everyone here a good night. Signing off.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:51 PM (E4rtv)

228 Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 09:51 PM (E4rtv)
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'Nite whig

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:51 PM (cIOlQ)

229
Whig, have you read the “One Second After” trilogy?
After-effects on EMP. Follows your prediction.
Posted by: RI Red
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Unpleasant reading of nuclear war effects way back in the 80's turned me off that genre so I leave dystopias to other people to read if they like.
Alas Babylon is one of the more optimistic takes and that is not pleasant at all.
Posted by: whig
=====
Was the designated radiological monitor for my unit in the 80s. Eyes were opened so to speak. Lead an IRAD back in '09 on emp and solar flare effect on the electrical grid.

I have nightmares about the grid, but not exposing myself to radiation. Odd the things the brain latches onto to get obsessed with.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 18, 2026 09:52 PM (QVmho)

230 Are you experiencing stringing or sagging?

More or less.

Posted by: mindful webworker - at long last at January 18, 2026 09:58 PM (FMpsC)

231 Almost Doof Time. Nite y'all!

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:58 PM (+OnsA)

232 I really enjoyed the first book and for some reason which I cannot recall now was disappointed in the second, and never picked up the third. Might need to give them another try.
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 09:39 PM (zMLZ6)

Yeah, first book was best. Eye opener. 2d and 3d were ok, but more action adventure with a sufficiently bad government take to confirm my worst suspicions.

Posted by: RI Red at January 18, 2026 09:59 PM (fRFTM)

233 Shoulder surgery is a beast. It can take a year to get back 75% of function and ROM.

It’s been what, four weeks?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 09:50 PM (IhIKR)

Trying to remain patient. This is the second time on the same shoulder. Maddening. I sincerely hope they got this one right. The last one was.... disappointing.

My sister wanted me to come down to Olympia and use the University surgeons. But then, who follows through, since the convalescence takes so long? I did demand a different doc, and he seems to be more up on the latest. I have an Israeli balloon in there now, which is not something I thought I would ever say. LOL.

But I miss shooting. I have considered using the deck railing for balance.... not really. Not particularly safe. I had to settle for DH's amazing NYE fireworks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 10:01 PM (6Bc88)

234 230 Are you experiencing stringing or sagging?

More or less.
Posted by: mindful webworker - at long last at January 18, 2026 09:58 PM (FMpsC)

I suggest a padded underwire, FTW.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 10:01 PM (6Bc88)

235 Whaddaya know, the Bears do still suck!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 10:03 PM (6Bc88)

236 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLiDt3MpVo
Silly me, didn’t see that the link didn’t post.

Posted by: KDKong at January 18, 2026 10:24 PM (Bc40B)

Food Thread: Render Unto Yorkshire (Pudding) The Things That Go With Yorkshire (Pudding)

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I recently bought a large chunk of converted vegetarian food to break down into steaks. There was a fair amount of lovely-looking fat which I couldn't bear to waste, so I rendered it into about a pint of gorgeous, pure-white beef tallow.

And what to do with it? Well, aside from using it as a cooking fat for all sorts of delicious stuff like fried eggs, and mixed into hamburger if it doesn't look fatty enough, and sautévegetables in to get them nice and brown and crispy?

Yorkshire pudding! Which goes wonderfully with the aforementioned steaks!

Although...these were a decidedly unimpressive batch. They didn't rise and get puffy and airy as much as I wanted, and I have a sneaking suspicion that I used too much beef tallow. I know...it's strange just writing those words, but that may have been the problem.

However, they were delicious and fatty and absolutely fun to eat, so, I can't complain, just observe.

******

The mainstream media are woefully, pathetically ignorant of even the most basic scientific principles, and when food and diet is the topic, it gets even worse. They can't even follow a simple rational argument, or even an expansion of a basic point.

Here is a great example. The headline is ridiculously, hilariously wrong. Ben Carson said no such thing. He simply explained that protein comes in many forms and isn't necessarily from animal protein via meat.

Food pyramid faces scrutiny as Ben Carson reveals why Americans don't have to eat meat

For those concerned the new guidance might lead Americans to eat too much red meat, Carson said, "Instead of thinking about it as too much red meat, let's look at the overall recommendation — and that is that you eat 1.2 to 1.6 grams per kilogram of body weight per day. Now, how you get that protein doesn't matter. If it's drinking milk, if it's eating cheese — as long as you maintain high-performance fuel for your engine."

Of course he eats meat, and he isn't recommending anything even close to a vegetarian diet. He is simply pointing out that protein comes in many forms.

And this quotation is even better:

While the updated dietary guidelines emphasize whole, nutrient-dense foods, Carson cautioned against relying solely on GLP-1s like Ozempic for weight loss.

"All these artificial methods don't last a very long time. You have to keep taking them, and they're expensive," he said.

About one in eight American adults, roughly 12%, have used GLP-1 drugs for obesity and diabetes, with around 6% currently taking them as they rise in popularity, as Fox News Digital previously reported.


Notice how the media conflate GLP-1 drugs used to control diabetes with the use of them for weight loss? There is a big difference, and Carson is referring only to its non-diabetes use.

Maybe I am being picky, but I grow tired of this hysterical and illogical analysis of complex biomedical issues.

******

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So...I was sitting in the hotel lounge recently, thinking that a seltzer would be grand, but no, there were none to be had. So I channeled my youthful enjoyment of Diet Coke, thinking that they are probably identical, and since I hadn't had one in about 15 years, I wouldn't know the difference anyway.

Well, now I do know the difference, and that Pepsi was f*cking awful. I am a cheap bastard, even with other people's money, but I didn't finish it. Or come close. A few sips was all it took to convince me of the fundamental rightness of the argument that Coke Is It!

******

I like Alton Brown. He knows how to write recipes, and he is sufficiently compulsive for my taste. But...Best Burger Ever? Don't be ridiculous! It has lamb in it! And he puts mayo on the bottom of the bun, which is a perversion and unfitting of a true red-blooded American.

On the other hand (where is the first hand?), his pie crust recipe is clever.

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Screw you Whole Foods. That is the pathetic result of popping their "organic popping corn." And the popped kernels weren't just small; they were tough as well. How they managed that? I have no idea. Maybe, like many other "organic" foods, popping corn that is raised organically simply isn't as good as conventional stuff.

The next batch, after a visit to my local supermarket, was JiffyPop, and it was far better, with bigger popped kernels and fewer old maids.

Speaking of which....what do you call unpopped kernels?

******

And why is my current obsession popcorn?

This is why!

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Yeah, I guess people make traditional box Mac & Cheese with it, but a dusting on hot popcorn is delicious!

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A friend graciously gave me some genuine grown-in-the-USA garlic, and I tasted one clove and planted the rest, because my pathetic failure last year is an anomaly...right? I hope so, because it's in the ground (actually, a large pot), and it had better work this time!

Send all of your extra antelope to: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com.

Rumor has it that the Bourbon Bubble is bursting. I have seen no evidence of decreasing prices, but maybe the bursting started somewhere else! I think the sweet spot is $40-$60 for excellent and interesting bottles, and bumping that to $100 gets you an incremental improvement in quality, but nothing mind-blowing. More than that and I think you are paying for hype and rarity, which may look good in your liquor cabinet, but doesn't translate to more quality in the bottle.

The problem...or the solution...is to buy lots of bourbon, take tasting notes, and eventually arrive at your favorites! It should take forty or fifty years, but it is worth it!

Posted by: CBD at 04:00 PM




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1 Food fight

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 I'm Starving

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 18, 2026 04:01 PM (qlUA+)

3 Pudding!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 18, 2026 04:02 PM (Kt19C)

4 If I didn't eat red meat I would starve

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Speaking of which, beef Burritos tonight

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)

6 My experience with Whole Foods is to avoid anything conspicuously marked "organic".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2026 04:03 PM (/HDaX)

7 Can't think about dinner. Just got back from SiL's birthday. The chocolate mandarin cake was a tad dry. But the blueberry banana bread was teh awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 04:07 PM (RIvkX)

8 I've only done the Yorkshire a couple of times. I think one thing that helps is to leave the batter out to warm to room temp. I think the cold batter doesn't rise up quick enough. That besides making sure the containers are oven-hot with the grease in them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 18, 2026 04:07 PM (mlg/3)

9 I have nothing to add.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 04:09 PM (ZxPkt)

10 Yorkshire pudding is fun but not worth the effort.

You make it, I'll eat it but that's as far as I go.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX)

11 3 Pudding!!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 18, 2026 04:02 PM
That's what I'm looking for.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 04:10 PM (LHPAg)

12 Dang! I've not enjoyed Yorkshire pudding in years.

Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)

13 Christmas ham came out of the freezer and into the soup pan, along with lentils and various veggies, aiming for halftime and on schedule.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 18, 2026 04:11 PM (sl73Y)

14 Yay! Food Thread.

I was getting hungry....

Thank you CBD!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2026 04:11 PM (QGaXH)

15 The popcorn kernels were old. They pop bigger when they are fresh.

Posted by: huerfano at January 18, 2026 04:11 PM (98kQX)

16 And a Far Side cartoon too!

Truly we are blesseded!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2026 04:12 PM (QGaXH)

17 Yorkshire pudding is fun but not worth the effort.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX)


We don't need your kind around here!

[Damned commies!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:13 PM (n9ltV)

18 Football day, spouse woke up sick, and I'm feeling iffy...so, I went to Safeway and bought Rotisserie Chickens (haven't had in a year?) and French Bread (and some other bakery breads for tomorrow and Tuesday b/c when I feel iffy, I want bread...olive oil, salt, and bread).

Gonna have both with a red leaf lettuce and shredded carrot salad (with sesame dressing, also for the chicken) and strawberries and diced watermelon.

It's gonna be chicken all day (bought some premarinated 50% off teriyaki chicken thighs for tomorrow) til we both feel good again.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:14 PM (tOcjL)

19 and fewer old maids.
Speaking of which....what do you call unpopped kernels?


I'm also from an "old maids" family. Or "old maids" part of the country, or whatever splits up naming for them.

Are there other names? I've never heard any, unlike the soda/pop/coke question.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2026 04:14 PM (VHUov)

20 Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)

It's pretty easy. Try it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:14 PM (n9ltV)

21 I really don't think ever had a Yorkshire pudding

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

22 PS - CJ Stroud is trying to keep Houston's defense from winning. They are a Super Bowl winning defense with a prep school offense...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL)

23 17 Yorkshire pudding is fun but not worth the effort.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX)

We don't need your kind around here!

[Damned commies!]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:13 PM (n9ltV)

Except he's right. Mashed potato is always superior in taste and effort level (and heck, even price)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:17 PM (tOcjL)

24 I believe that Ben Carson is a 7th Day Adventist, and they have a scriptural reason for vegetarianism.
Nice people, and I do like Ben, but I am leery of taking diet advice from people who have a need to convert me to vegetarianism.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:20 PM (rbvCR)

25 I had the same problem with my Yorkshire pudding at Christmas. I suspect it was the same cause. Still tasted great.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)

26 Thetd you have it, I like mashed potatoes

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 04:20 PM (Ia/+0)

27
g'afternoon, 'rons

two things:

A. got a pan of cornbread in the oven

&

2. Whataburger Spicy Jalapeno Ranch sauce is delicious

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 18, 2026 04:20 PM (tljrc)

28 I make Yorkshire pudding often. Between the eggs, milk & butter it's full of protein to go along with beef stew or steaks!

Posted by: DanMa'am at January 18, 2026 04:22 PM (8uzBS)

29 24 I believe that Ben Carson is a 7th Day Adventist, and they have a scriptural reason for vegetarianism.
Nice people, and I do like Ben, but I am leery of taking diet advice from people who have a need to convert me to vegetarianism.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:20 PM (rbvCR)

I think his point was, if you want less meat, you can hit the recommended protein numbers with the dairy, soy, legume, fish, egg, nut, and other food families...

I think they actually did release suggestions for how vegans and vegetarians could hit the numbers...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:22 PM (tOcjL)

30 You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 04:23 PM (viF8m)

31 with around 6% currently taking them as they rise in popularity, as Fox News Digital previously reported.

Notice how the media conflate GLP-1 drugs used to control diabetes with the use of them for weight loss? There is a big difference, and Carson is referring only to its non-diabetes use.


There is a buried lede there, though.

GLP-1s are not approved for treating type 1 diabetes.

So 6% of Americans, 1 in 17, are either so overweight they want to drug themselves to fix it, or they're so overweight they have type 2 diabetes and need drugs for that.

Presumably it's worse than that, since not everyone with type 2 is taking a GLP-1 drug for it.

Maybe that old carb-based food pyramid wasn't so great after all, eh?

"Experts." There aren't big enough air quotes to make that word work.

Posted by: mikeski at January 18, 2026 04:24 PM (VHUov)

32 >>>And what to do with it? Well, aside from using it as a cooking fat for all sorts of delicious stuff like fried eggs, and mixed into hamburger if it doesn't look fatty enough, and sautévegetables in to get them nice and brown and crispy?

I rendered about a pint of tallow from a rib roast a few years back. Delicious. Absolutely the best beef stew has a tiny bit to make it coat your lips and mouth with deliciousness when you eat it.

Your Yorkeshires, you're using a muffin pan, yeah?

My English aunt always used a low muffin tin, no deeper than about 3/4" and wide, kind of what you see people use for baking muffin tops. I don't think you can use too much tallow, but it and the pan has to be hot enough to begin cooking the batter when you ladle it in.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:25 PM (dK+Kv)

33 Pepsi has always been undrinkable.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 18, 2026 04:25 PM (sl73Y)

34 I found some stuff at Amazon from Clean Monday Meals. It's their Chicken Ramen Seasoning. It's really very good. I also ordered some air dried ramen noodles, for a tasty healthy meal, although not as cheap as the grocery store stuff. They also have a Ranch seasoning I want to try. The CEO has celiac disease, so what I've seen so far are gluten and dairy free.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 04:25 PM (+mUZM)

35 Those Yorkies look delish!

I'm having chicken, mashed purple sweet potatoes, and broccoli, and there's a Randolph Scott movie cued up (Randolph Scott!).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:25 PM (kpS4V)

36 Being a Texan and not of Italian descent, meatballs aren't really part of my rotation, but-

I saw this recipe yesterday and it sounded good, fun, and stupidly easy, which puts it right in my wheelhouse.

Chicken Piccata Meatballs
https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/
759853156-

chicken-piccata-meatballs

Very nice variation on the usual meatballery. It was enjoyed by all.

So, if it sounds good to you, give it a whirl.

The Down Side? I burned the living doodad outta my hand when after pulling my pan out of the oven, and starting to set up the final dish, I absent-mindedly grabbed hold of a 400* pan handle.
Wholley Kau! The pain was so instantaneous and deep I thought I'd been shocked by electricity.

Anyway, I lived, and as a result I don't recommend grabbing onto 400* pan handles.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG)

37 I absent-mindedly grabbed hold of a 400* pan handle.
Wholley Kau! The pain was so instantaneous and deep I thought I'd been shocked by electricity.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG)

I've done this. I also do not recommend.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:27 PM (h7ZuX)

38
Pot roast, mashed potatoes, and broccoli today.

Basic cold weather chow.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (iJfKG)

39
Speaking of which....what do you call unpopped kernels?

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Unpopped kernals.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (t1fZA)

40 My English aunt always used a low muffin tin, no deeper than about 3/4" and wide, kind of what you see people use for baking muffin tops. I don't think you can use too much tallow, but it and the pan has to be hot enough to begin cooking the batter when you ladle it in.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:25 PM (dK+Kv)


To do good cornbread your fat in the pan has to be hot enough that it sizzles when you pour the batter in. It sounds like the Yorkshire pudding had to be started the same way.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)

41 That Yorkshire Pudding looks yummy! We've got stew in the crockpot -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (SRRAx)

42 Just had a large mug full of homemade chicken broth.

Chicken carcas out of the freezer, carrot, onions celery, some peppercorns and salt. Water. Instapot. Push button.

This is the kind of thing you feel getting absorbed into your bloodstream Immediately and feels good.

Plus, I’m recovering from the being at the Seahawks game yesterday. It was awesome to have my oldest ask me to join him and his friends.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (IhIKR)

43
Anyway, I lived, and as a result I don't recommend grabbing onto 400* pan handles.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG)


I only had to do that two or three times before I started remembering to be cautious.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:29 PM (rbvCR)

44 34 I found some stuff at Amazon from Clean Monday Meals. It's their Chicken Ramen Seasoning. It's really very good. I also ordered some air dried ramen noodles, for a tasty healthy meal, although not as cheap as the grocery store stuff. They also have a Ranch seasoning I want to try. The CEO has celiac disease, so what I've seen so far are gluten and dairy free.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 04:25 PM (+mUZM)

Air dried ramen are my spouse's favorite. He adds kimchi to his, for no reason that I can fathom, but he loves it that way.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:29 PM (tOcjL)

45 CBD, I really love a good cheese popcorn, but so far, haven't found a cheese powder that tastes good. Do you have a link for the Vermont Cheese Powder? A brand name?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:29 PM (h7ZuX)

46 Sometime last week we got into a discussion of Spirits of the Wasatch distillery. Apparently run by the husband of DataRepublican and some people were trying to restart a boycott of them that had fizzled earlier.

They do mail order. I ordered their PatriotsCreed vodka, their PatriotsCreed Pueblo Chili vodka, and their Mountain Summit whiskey.

The vodka is good; I compared it with Tito’s, and it is very similar. I doubt I could tell the difference.

The chile vodka is very, very good. It has a very light flavor of chili that made it good for sipping. I made a vodka tonic with it using Fever-Tree tonic water, and I’ll be making that again.

Their Mountain Summit whiskey is an odd duck. It’s not a bourbon, but it is a bourbon blend. I compared it to 1792 Small Batch Bourbon and to Herman Marshall Texas Rye.

It’s more of a bourbon than the Texas Rye, and more of a sipper than 1792. It made a very good highball.

I will probably be buying the whiskey and the chile vodka again. I will almost certainly try their bourbon if they are start shipping it or I see it somewhere.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 04:30 PM (EXyHK)

47 CBD, it is agreed by soda connoisseurs that Coke is for sipping and Pepsi is to be eaten with fatty, salty trash food so that its battery acid-like qualities can dissolve the suet buildup.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:31 PM (kpS4V)

48 I get two meals out of the ramen. I make them up a bit soupy, with added veggies. About half winds up as leftovers. Add a couple of beaten eggsto it and cook up for breakfast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 04:32 PM (+mUZM)

49 >>Basic cold weather chow.

Been snowing here all day long. Chili is on slow simmer.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

50 I absent-mindedly grabbed hold of a 400* pan handle.
Wholley Kau! The pain was so instantaneous and deep I thought I'd been shocked by electricity.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG)

I've done this. I also do not recommend.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:27 PM (h7ZuX)

Slap hot iron to it . . . uh . . . oh, wait.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:33 PM (dK+Kv)

51 49 >>Basic cold weather chow.

Been snowing here all day long. Chili is on slow simmer.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

That was my original dinner plan...good call!

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:33 PM (tOcjL)

52 The Mountain Summit was also very good in hot cocoa this afternoon.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 04:33 PM (EXyHK)

53 A local store recently had a buy 2 12 packs of Pepsi, get 2 free deal, so we got 4 12 packs of Pepsi. Just crap. No wonder the store is giving it away.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 04:34 PM (Kxi0p)

54 Anyway, I lived, and as a result I don't recommend grabbing onto 400* pan handles.
Posted by: naturalfake at Ja
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David Carradine did this in "Kung Fu" and got dragons burned into his wrists. You?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:34 PM (kpS4V)

55
Yeesh, the Houston Texans are making the Cowboys look like a championship team.

Pitiful.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:34 PM (iJfKG)

56 Do you have a link for the Vermont Cheese Powder? A brand name?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:29 PM (h7ZuX)


That is King Arthur Flour brand. But the last time I was at their store, in December, they didn't have it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (n9ltV)

57 4 INTs in the 1st half...when does Houston bench Stroud to give their D a shot to stay in the game...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (tOcjL)

58 FWP - Food Thread - Hospital Food

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (0x0rk)

59 Anyway, I lived, and as a result I don't recommend grabbing onto 400* pan handles.
Posted by: naturalfake at Ja
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David Carradine did this in "Kung Fu" and got dragons burned into his wrists. You?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:34 PM (kpS4V)


My burns look kinda like slugs.

I been gypped!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (iJfKG)

60 Plus, I’m recovering from the being at the Seahawks game yesterday. It was awesome to have my oldest ask me to join him and his friends.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (IhIKR)

How fun was that! I suspect they have become unbeatable. At least, I hope so.

Fair number of Chickenhawk fans up here. Of course, there are also a fair number of SF fans, GB fans, etc.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (6Bc88)

61 I had Yorkshire Pudding in Yorkshire. Good, but not mind-blowing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:36 PM (kpS4V)

62 I get two meals out of the ramen. I make them up a bit soupy, with added veggies. About half winds up as leftovers. Add a couple of beaten eggsto it and cook up for breakfast.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 04:32 PM (+mUZM)

I've been making ghetto stir fry out of them. Costco rotisserrie chicken, $5. Put boiling water over noodles, with or without seasoning, then drain. Stir fry chicken, onions, garlic, peppers, celery, cabbage, and ginger if I have it on hand.

Toss in the noodles and season with soy sauce and sriracha.

The boys will each eat a whole package stir fried this way.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:37 PM (dK+Kv)

63 That is King Arthur Flour brand. But the last time I was at their store, in December, they didn't have it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


You go there because the maple syrup.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 04:37 PM (0x0rk)

64 53 A local store recently had a buy 2 12 packs of Pepsi, get 2 free deal, so we got 4 12 packs of Pepsi. Just crap. No wonder the store is giving it away.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 04:34 PM (Kxi0p)

The proper response is don't drink pop. It's nothing but sugar water.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 04:37 PM (6Bc88)

65 I had Yorkshire Pudding in Yorkshire. Good, but not mind-blowing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:36 PM (kpS4V)

They're alright, with a proper English dinner. I'd rather make biscuits or dinner rolls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:38 PM (dK+Kv)

66 60 Plus, I’m recovering from the being at the Seahawks game yesterday. It was awesome to have my oldest ask me to join him and his friends.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (IhIKR)

How fun was that! I suspect they have become unbeatable. At least, I hope so.

Fair number of Chickenhawk fans up here. Of course, there are also a fair number of SF fans, GB fans, etc.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (6Bc8

The kickoff TD meant Darnold never had to score. Pressure was off, so he had a decent game.

Houston and Seattle are a lot alike - they live and die on their QB play, b/c it can go BAD!

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:38 PM (tOcjL)

67 Take care, rickb223. Being in the hospital sucks. Keep pushing that button though and enjoy the good drugs.

Hope the lithotripsy is successful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 04:38 PM (IhIKR)

68 You go there because the maple syrup.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 04:37 PM (0x0rk)


Actually...I usually pick up Maple syrup when I am in VT or NH. It is the perfect sweet component for Manhattans!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:39 PM (n9ltV)

69 King aurthur flour cheese powder

Still out of stock

https://tinyurl.com/mrxmybf4

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 04:39 PM (0x0rk)

70 To do good cornbread your fat in the pan has to be hot enough that it sizzles when you pour the batter in. It sounds like the Yorkshire pudding had to be started the same way.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)

Yep, and it's best to use bacon fat, or some at least mixed into another oil for flavor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:40 PM (dK+Kv)

71 The secret to great big fluffy yorkshire puddings is the eggs, I use 4-5 of them with 1 cup flour 1 cup milk and a dash of salt. Works every time

Posted by: kelly at January 18, 2026 04:40 PM (tnwP5)

72 I have a forty year old air popper. No controls, you plug it in and it starts. It will last forever. In a few million years archeologists from an advanced racoon civilization will dig it up, power it, and wonder what religious purpose it served.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 04:40 PM (3uBP9)

73 I only had to do that two or three times before I started remembering to be cautious.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:29 PM (rbvCR)

I thought I was the only idiot on here with the scars to prove it. Whaddayaknow?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 04:41 PM (6Bc88)

74 In a few million years archeologists from an advanced racoon civilization will dig it up, power it, and wonder what religious purpose it served.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 04:40 PM (3uBP9)

Or in 2112.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:41 PM (dK+Kv)

75 LOVE Yorkshire pudding (Mom made it for us a few times).

Re fats to cook with -- I love BaconUp, which you can find anywhere, pretty much. I used to save skillet drippings in one of those skillet-dripping things, but BaconUp is easier.

Posted by: Beverly at January 18, 2026 04:41 PM (reMys)

76 To do good cornbread your fat in the pan has to be hot enough that it sizzles when you pour the batter in. It sounds like the Yorkshire pudding had to be started the same way.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (rbvCR)

I have never once done this. My cornbread always bakes just fine. What is the benefit of pouring the batter into a hot pan (assuming you're using cast iron)?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:42 PM (h7ZuX)

77 The secret to great big fluffy yorkshire puddings is the eggs, I use 4-5 of them with 1 cup flour 1 cup milk and a dash of salt. Works every time

Posted by: kelly at January 18, 2026 04:40 PM (tnwP5)

Now I am going to have to give it a go.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:42 PM (dK+Kv)

78 In a few million years archeologists from an advanced racoon civilization will dig it up, power it, and wonder what religious purpose it served.

And they will be right!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 18, 2026 04:42 PM (EXyHK)

79 Take care, rickb223. Being in the hospital sucks. Keep pushing that button though and enjoy the good drugs.

Hope the lithotripsy is successful.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Thank you. I'm sure it will be.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 04:43 PM (0x0rk)

80 I have never once done this. My cornbread always bakes just fine. What is the benefit of pouring the batter into a hot pan (assuming you're using cast iron)?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:42 PM (h7ZuX)

I have never done it another way, but cast iron, with a good amount of fat. When you pour it in, residual fat comes up and over the top, and you get a nice crunchy crust on the bottom, sides, and a bit over the top where the hot fat flowed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)

81 Posted by: kelly at January 18, 2026 04:40 PM (tnwP5)

Yep. That's about my ratio...1:1:1.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:44 PM (n9ltV)

82 Yeah, keep on rockin', rickb223!

Oh....uh...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:45 PM (kpS4V)

83 What do you call an ROTC kid of the highest rank who also happens to be a virgin?

An unpopped colonel.

Try the fish, and don't forget to tip your waiter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 04:45 PM (IG3/x)

84 I have never once done this. My cornbread always bakes just fine. What is the benefit of pouring the batter into a hot pan (assuming you're using cast iron)?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:42 PM (h7ZuX)


It makes the outside crispy.
It isn't important if you add the fat to the batter since it will grease the pan on its own that way, but if you like the crispy outside it is better.
FWIW (and with concern about restarting the ancient feud) it is a step in the recipe for unsweetened cornbread that they promote in the South

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:45 PM (rbvCR)

85 That is King Arthur Flour brand. But the last time I was at their store, in December, they didn't have it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (n9ltV)

Thank you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:46 PM (h7ZuX)

86 Heya tcn!

It was a hoot. Perfect weather, clear, cold but not too bad, gorgeous sunset….. and our running game was hummming.

Took boy out to lunch beforehand and then started on the beers. Kids went out afterwards and I took the boat home.

Y’all ever want to head down here for a game, you have a place to stay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 04:46 PM (IhIKR)

87 > it is a step in the recipe for unsweetened cornbread that they promote in the South
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:45 PM (rbvCR)

I'm pretty sure that putting any kind of sweetener in cornbread was a communist innovation.

Yuck-yuck-yuck.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 04:48 PM (IG3/x)

88 I made cornbread yesterday that was cornmeal, coconut flour, and a bit of white flour, mostly to use up the corn and coconut flours in the pantry. Added cheese and green chilis. Really good!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:48 PM (kpS4V)

89 I woke up way too early this morning.

Is it nap time yet?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 04:50 PM (n9ltV)

90 88 I made cornbread yesterday that was cornmeal, coconut flour, and a bit of white flour, mostly to use up the corn and coconut flours in the pantry. Added cheese and green chilis. Really good!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:48 PM
I bet it is! Just the thing to go with this white chocolate/hot milk with a big spoonful of plain yogurt.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 04:51 PM (LHPAg)

91 I made cornbread yesterday that was cornmeal, coconut flour, and a bit of white flour, mostly to use up the corn and coconut flours in the pantry. Added cheese and green chilis. Really good!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:48 PM (kpS4V)


I think a lower-gluten flour would make cornbread better, and more tender.
I find that soft white flour is really good for making rolls and pizza dough.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:52 PM (rbvCR)

92 I'm pretty sure that putting any kind of sweetener in cornbread was a communist innovation.
Yuck-yuck-yuck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 04:48 PM (IG3/x)


It is a New England thing. So, you know . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:53 PM (rbvCR)

93 When you pour it in, residual fat comes up and over the top, and you get a nice crunchy crust on the bottom, sides, and a bit over the top where the hot fat flowed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 04:44 PM (dK+Kv)

Mmmm. That's reason enough. I'll do it. So, you use a whole buncha fat for it to do that, right?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:53 PM (h7ZuX)

94 CBD, can you bring us a figgy pudding?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

95 92 I'm pretty sure that putting any kind of sweetener in cornbread was a communist innovation.
Yuck-yuck-yuck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 04:48 PM (IG3/x)

It is a New England thing. So, you know . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:53 PM (rbvCR)

So is canned brown bread...

Maybe we should move away from NE food preferences...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 04:54 PM (tOcjL)

96 We're doing raviolis in white cheese sauce tonight. I have a grilled sweet Italian sausage I'm going to put in mine.

Grilling in the garage while it's 25F outside was interesting. It no longer smells like gas.

It smells like freedom!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 04:56 PM (U2OZr)

97 Dolly Parton brand cornbread is fluffy and sweet. I assumed that was a southern thing. I picture New Englanders of old preferring hard, pebbly cornbread as a character-building exercise.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:56 PM (kpS4V)

98 For better or worse gave up soda for selzer water, rare I do get soda , maybe when I get fast food out

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)

99 > It is a New England thing. So, you know . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:53 PM (rbvCR)

Ah, yes. The legendarily awful British food with what little remaining joy it had extirpated by the Puritans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 04:58 PM (IG3/x)

100 Greetings, all!

I love Yorkshire pudding and need to make it more often. At Christmas, I used a couple of smallish fluted brioche tins and they worked out really well. Agree that the batter does best after sitting at room temperature.

@SanFranpsycho, I too did not know of the fate of Alioto's. This plaza idea sounds awful. But having interacted with Port decision-makers in the past, I'm not really surprised.

Posted by: Effie Perrine at January 18, 2026 04:58 PM (1auMZ)

101 Mmm bacon cheeseburger with some Mike’s mayo for the win. I don’t drink soda anymore since I prefer to use my empty calories for whiskey but grew up in a Pepsi household. Always associated coke with my grandparents.

Posted by: Mick at January 18, 2026 04:58 PM (HFx9z)

102 Eris, I collect old cookbooks, and the New England ones call for sugar while the Southern ones generally don't.
Someone from OK or TX told me once that if it has sugar in it it is actually "Johnny Cakes", but I think that was just her family.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 04:59 PM (rbvCR)

103 Well, now I do know the difference, and that Pepsi was f*cking awful. I am a cheap bastard, even with other people's money, but I didn't finish it. Or come close. A few sips was all it took to convince me of the fundamental rightness of the argument that Coke Is It!
___________________________

I'm an elitist with my 10 year old Soda Stream. But, to be honest, there's nothing more refreshing on a hot summer day than ice cold orange soda made from fresh squeezed orange juice (with a kick of honey for sweetness) and maybe a few drops of lemon to make it interesting.

Not into all the trouble of making it yourself....try some Pennsylvania Dutch soda from Kutztown Soda Works. They use the same formula(s) they did back in 1851, and it's available in 25 different states...not just in the heart of PA Dutch land. Bonus: no corn syrup....not a drop. Only pure cane sugar.

(so endeth the commercial)

Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)

104 Anyway, I lived, and as a result I don't recommend grabbing onto 400* pan handles.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 04:26 PM (iJfKG)

Good to Know!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 18, 2026 05:00 PM (qlUA+)

105 ‘ I rendered it into about a pint of gorgeous, pure-white beef tallow.’

RACIST

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:00 PM (vGaW9)

106 Diet Mt. Dew is the preferred choice for movers and shakers. It's like reanimation fluid.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 05:01 PM (kpS4V)

107 Proper cornbread is fried in thin pancakes with crispy edges, like mom and grandma used to make. Not sweet either. They both were about as southern as you can get.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 05:01 PM (vFG9F)

108 Mmmm. That's reason enough. I'll do it. So, you use a whole buncha fat for it to do that, right?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 04:53 PM (h7ZuX)

A healthy flowing covering of the bottom of your cast iron, I think ours is a 12".

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 05:01 PM (dK+Kv)

109 Plus, I’m recovering from the being at the Seahawks game yesterday. It was awesome to have my oldest ask me to join him and his friends.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (IhIKR)

"Recovering from being at the Seahawks game" is that what you kids call a hangover these days?

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 18, 2026 05:02 PM (qlUA+)

110 Well then I trust you, Kindltot, with your source material.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 05:02 PM (kpS4V)

111 107 Proper cornbread is fried in thin pancakes with crispy edges, like mom and grandma used to make. Not sweet either. They both were about as southern as you can get.
Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 05:01 PM (vFG9F)

isn't that a hoe cake or Johnny cake vs a cornbread?

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 05:02 PM (tOcjL)

112 > 97 Dolly Parton brand cornbread is fluffy and sweet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 04:56 PM (kpS4V)

That might well be true for the brand (which is no doubt full of processed sugar/HFCS, like essentially every other processed food) but I guarantee that the cornbread that was on Dolly's childhood table was not sweet. Gritty, perhaps. Sweet? No.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 05:02 PM (IG3/x)

113 Homemade crab cakes for tonight. Lotsa heavy meats the last few days, so something a little lighter tonight.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:03 PM (vGaW9)

114 >>> Not into all the trouble of making it yourself....try some Pennsylvania Dutch soda from Kutztown Soda Works. They use the same formula(s) they did back in 1851, and it's available in 25 different states...not just in the heart of PA Dutch land. Bonus: no corn syrup....not a drop. Only pure cane sugar.
(so endeth the commercial)
Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 04:59 PM (dIske)


There was a video posted recently where people make lemon-lime soda out of nothing but pine needles and sugar. Put it in a jar, and tighten. I guess there's some kind of yeasty beasty living on the needles that creates the fizz after some time fermenting.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)

115 Oooh...popcorn and cheese powder. My sister got me a truffled cheese powder that's amazing on popcorn. Love that suff.

So...beef. I made an interesting experiment with a piece of eye round that the RMBS Mom discovered in her freezer. I got tasked with finding a way to cook it without it turning into the usual shoe leather that is eye round.

Solution? Of course...sous vide that shit!

18 hours at 131 degrees produced an eye round that was amazingly tender. There was, however, no Yorkshire pudding. Only a nice horseradish sauce.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 05:04 PM (Wnv9h)

116 >>I have a forty year old air popper. No controls, you plug it in and it starts. It will last forever. In a few million years archeologists from an advanced racoon civilization will dig it up, power it, and wonder what religious purpose it served.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 04:40 PM

I'm on my third or fourth. They are great for making the popcorn for caramel corn, which I make every winter. Danged if I know why they wore out.

Posted by: huerfano at January 18, 2026 05:04 PM (98kQX)

117 101 Mmm bacon cheeseburger with some Mike’s mayo for the win. I don’t drink soda anymore since I prefer to use my empty calories for whiskey but grew up in a Pepsi household. Always associated coke with my grandparents.
Posted by: Mick at January 18, 2026 04:58 PM
I lie that whiskey diet and am willing to swear off every type of sweet.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 05:04 PM (LHPAg)

118 The best southern-style cornbread is baked in one of those cast-iron pans with indentations shaped like ears of corn.

Perfect serving size, easier to ensure it gets done in the middle, and looks attractive on the table to boot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 05:05 PM (IG3/x)

119 >>> Homemade crab cakes for tonight. Lotsa heavy meats the last few days, so something a little lighter tonight.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:03 PM (vGaW9)


My mom made salmon patties all the time when I was growing up. I kind of miss them now. My favorite crab cake is crab cakes benedict.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:05 PM (3uBP9)

120 "isn't that a hoe cake or Johnny cake vs a cornbread?
Posted by: Nova Local"

I dunno. My people call it "cornbread".

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 05:06 PM (vFG9F)

121 I like Birch beer

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 05:06 PM (Ia/+0)

122 >>> 18 hours at 131 degrees produced an eye round that was amazingly tender.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 05:04 PM (Wnv9h)


Do you sear it after? Does it hold together for searing in a pan? Or do you blast it under a broiler?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:07 PM (3uBP9)

123 > (which is no doubt full of processed sugar/HFCS, like essentially every other processed food)

Yeah, Drunken Hines adds around 2 teaspoons of sugar *per serving* to that mix.

Ick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 05:07 PM (IG3/x)

124 "There was a video posted recently where people make lemon-lime soda out of nothing but pine needles and sugar. "

I've heard of water to wine but that sounds a little out there.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 05:08 PM (vFG9F)

125 Hmmm.... I've got a can of mackerel here somewhere (if it hasn't expired).

Maybe time to make some mackerel patties... a regular dish when I was a kid, but it's been a while.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 05:08 PM (IG3/x)

126 The best burgers are made from ground venison. Not joking. Before you say “Elric, shut yo mouf, you un-American poopy-head,” try one first.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:10 PM (vGaW9)

127 Do you sear it after? Does it hold together for searing in a pan? Or do you blast it under a broiler?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:07 PM


About 30 seconds on a side in a screeching hot skillet. Rested for 15 minutes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 05:11 PM (Wnv9h)

128 Pepsi of any variety is vile. One time at a conference for work, only Pepsi was available and it tasted so bad that I nearly vomited. Although at my advanced age of 29, I've also stopped enjoying Coke or Diet Coke. Cream soda, on the other hand, is delicious when made with actual sugar.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 18, 2026 05:11 PM (MjXxC)

129 >>> "There was a video posted recently where people make lemon-lime soda out of nothing but pine needles and sugar. "

I've heard of water to wine but that sounds a little out there.
Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 05:08 PM (vFG9F)


Oops, and water, I guess that one is sort of important. I'm an unreliable recipe narrator.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:11 PM (3uBP9)

130 129 >>> "There was a video posted recently where people make lemon-lime soda out of nothing but pine needles and sugar. "

I've heard of water to wine but that sounds a little out there.
Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 05:08 PM (vFG9F)


Oops, and water, I guess that one is sort of important. I'm an unreliable recipe narrator.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:11 PM (3uBP9)

And the bubbles?

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 05:12 PM (tOcjL)

131 All this whoohah reminds me of the CocaCola corporation's ill-fated foray into the land of New Coke.

Anyways, tonight's dish is Pla Rad Prik (Whole Crispy Fish with Chili Sauce). Found a couple of decent pieces of red snapper and they're getting the treatment!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2026 05:15 PM (/HDaX)

132 > 118 The best southern-style cornbread is baked in one of those cast-iron pans with indentations shaped like ears of corn.

I don't know who got my late mother's... I don't recall seeing it in her things when she passed away.

It looks you can get a made-in-USA Lodge for about 25 bucks on Amazon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 05:15 PM (IG3/x)

133 Pepsi is ok. Not much difference from Coke to my palate.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 18, 2026 05:16 PM (XMwZJ)

134 > The best burgers are made from ground venison.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:10 PM (vGaW9)

We like reindeer sausage here in Alaska. Both tasty and good for freaking out bunny-hugging tourists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 05:17 PM (IG3/x)

135 The best burgers are made from ground venison. Not joking. Before you say “Elric, shut yo mouf, you un-American poopy-head,” try one first.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:10 PM (vGaW9)

Elric, you big poopy-head! Venison doesn't have enough fat for a good burger.

Your burger probably had beef, or beef fat or pork mixed in with it.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 05:17 PM (iJfKG)

136 No idea why but lately I've preferred lighter flavors. I bring this up because I find vinegar really suits my taste for a condiment. Used malt vinegar on Chinese take out instead of soy sauce. Apple cider vinegar would probably work as well. I make my own balsamic dressing that is so flavorful it only needs a small amount on fruit or a salad. And breakfast starts with a glass of ACV in seltzer water.

The vinegar seems to bring out brighter flavors in whatever I'm eating. I wonder if this is related to having a glass of champagne with some meals instead of heavier red or white wines.

Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 05:18 PM (yTvNw)

137 126 The best burgers are made from ground venison. Not joking. Before you say “Elric, shut yo mouf, you un-American poopy-head,” try one first.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:10 PM (vGaW9)

Sounds like a product of Quality Culiary Center.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2026 05:20 PM (HFrEr)

138 Best burgers are made with a ground brisket/bacon mix.

I have spoken! 🍔

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 05:20 PM (kpS4V)

139 Your burger probably had beef, or beef fat or pork mixed in with it.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 05:17 PM (iJfKG)

For sure. The best burger I've had that wasn't beef was a bison burger.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 05:20 PM (dK+Kv)

140 Mayo on hamburgers is GREAT! I find mustard too sharp. Also the mayo helps to seal the bun against the juices from all else that is on the burger.

Also, I always mix seasonings into the burger meat and let it sit for at least two hours. That keeps the juice in the meat.

Posted by: BillB at January 18, 2026 05:20 PM (TQxb9)

141 There was a video posted recently where people make lemon-lime soda out of nothing but pine needles and sugar. Put it in a jar, and tighten. I guess there's some kind of yeasty beasty living on the needles that creates the fizz after some time fermenting.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:03 PM (3uBP9)
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That sounds a lot like the stupid stuff Euell Gibbons used to do.

Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 05:21 PM (dIske)

142 121 I like Birch beer
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 05:06 PM (Ia/+0)
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*fist bump* My local drink depot has White Birch (actually clear)...good stuff.

Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 05:23 PM (dIske)

143
137

Sounds like a product of Quality Culiary Center.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 18, 2026 05:20 PM

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What do you think of grilled maggots?

Posted by: Somali Living Large on Your Money at January 18, 2026 05:23 PM (CzfKa)

144 I made Yorkshire pudding with the Christmas prime rib and it was really good. Definitely not an everyday thing!

Posted by: Piper at January 18, 2026 05:23 PM (p4NUW)

145 We be wants the Patriats too win because Bostin supports Gay Rites.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 18, 2026 05:23 PM (38587)

146
JTB,

Give a good sherry vinegar a try. It's the best.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 05:23 PM (iJfKG)

147 > Mayo on hamburgers is GREAT!
Posted by: BillB at January 18, 2026 05:20 PM (TQxb9)

I like to mix in just a tad of *mild* hot sauce if I'm using mayo on burgers.

I do like hot hot sauce on burgers, but it easily overwhelms mayo. Hot hot sauce works better with sour pickles and mustard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 18, 2026 05:24 PM (IG3/x)

148 140 Mayo on hamburgers is GREAT! I find mustard too sharp. Also the mayo helps to seal the bun against the juices from all else that is on the burger.

Also, I always mix seasonings into the burger meat and let it sit for at least two hours. That keeps the juice in the meat.
Posted by: BillB at January 18, 2026 05:20 PM (TQxb9)

I also love mayo on a beef burger...but that's b/c I don't have the fat people crave from cheese or a buttered toasted bun, so it's a good sub...but not a lot of mayo (hi BK Whopper of old) - just a little...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 05:25 PM (tOcjL)

149 Mr. TiFW is the one making the stew - unfortunately, he added a lot of water to the beef stock, so I think we are going to end up with beef soup.

I tried to tell him...🙄🙄🙄

Plus, he filled the crockpot to the top - the man refuses to eat leftovers, so we are going to have to figure out how to repurpose the remainder.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn at January 18, 2026 05:27 PM (SRRAx)

150 FWP - Food Thread - Hospital Food
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 04:35 PM (0x0rk)
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C'mon. All the pudding you can eat?

Whats not love?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)

151 135 The best burgers are made from ground venison. Not joking. Before you say “Elric, shut yo mouf, you un-American poopy-head,” try one first.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:10 PM (vGaW9)

Elric, you big poopy-head! Venison doesn't have enough fat for a good burger.

Your burger probably had beef, or beef fat or pork mixed in with it.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 05:17 PM (iJfKG)
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I made it myself. Just ground venison. The ground venison isn’t the choicest part of the deer, so it’s naturally a little fattier.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:29 PM (vGaW9)

152 My wife makes what she calls "mush."

Cornmeal, water and salt. Otherwise similar to grits. Growing up poor this is something she ate, and liked. There was a lot of stuff she didn't like I think she adds a bit of butter or bacon grease to hers because it's not at all bland.

She's coy about it's actual ingredients. I figure it was at one time squirrel or something like that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 05:29 PM (U2OZr)

153 146 ..."Give a good sherry vinegar a try. It's the best."

naturalfake,
Thanks for the heads up. Any suggestions for a good one?

Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 05:30 PM (yTvNw)

154 French bread dipped in olive oil and salt...dang, the simplest things are so good...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 05:31 PM (tOcjL)

155 I like bison too, even more than regular beef. But if you think venison is lean, bison is very lean. Tough to cook right because it gets too dry even a tiny bit overcooked. But like venison, it has a better, more robust natural flavor.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:32 PM (vGaW9)

156 A few sips was all it took to convince me of the fundamental rightness of the argument that Coke Is It!

My wife would agree with you. In one of his books, Malcolm Gladwell asserted that in a blind test in which participants are given either Coca Cola or Pepsi Cola, most could not tell which one they'd been given. Further, in a test with 2 samples of one and one sample of the other, most people couldn't even tell which one was different. That seems "sus" as the cool kids say but I haven't tried to replicate the experiment so I can't really say.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 05:33 PM (Fs0KI)

157
Speaking of which....what do you call unpopped kernels?

Duds.
Fluffies and duds.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 05:34 PM (pkeXY)

158 Plus, I’m recovering from the being at the Seahawks game yesterday. It was awesome to have my oldest ask me to join him and his friends.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (IhIKR)
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Some moron started a rumor you needed bail money.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 05:34 PM (RIvkX)

159
..."Give a good sherry vinegar a try. It's the best."

naturalfake,
Thanks for the heads up. Any suggestions for a good one?
Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 05:30 PM (yTvNw)



I got this one through Amazon, but you may be able to find it where you live.

GRAN CAPIRETE 50 - Spanish Sherry Vinegar Reserve (50 years old)

It's really delicious.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 05:35 PM (iJfKG)

160 156 A few sips was all it took to convince me of the fundamental rightness of the argument that Coke Is It!

My wife would agree with you. In one of his books, Malcolm Gladwell asserted that in a blind test in which participants are given either Coca Cola or Pepsi Cola, most could not tell which one they'd been given. Further, in a test with 2 samples of one and one sample of the other, most people couldn't even tell which one was different. That seems "sus" as the cool kids say but I haven't tried to replicate the experiment so I can't really say.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 05:33 PM (Fs0KI)
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I’ve done this experiment myself. I can clearly tell the difference, and I don’t have the most sophisticated palate. Pepsi is clearly sweeter with more lemony flavor.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:36 PM (vGaW9)

161 My great aunt’s Yorkshire recipe has it being cooked in the roasting pan. Mom still has the 3x5 card with the recipe.

Posted by: Accomack at January 18, 2026 05:37 PM (nLdZ2)

162 As an experiment in college my group did blind test tasting between coke, pepsi and 7Up. Set up a table at Faneuil Hall in Boston and ran threw dozens of people.

Not only did a lot of people get coke and pepsi wrong a not insignificant number couldn't tell 7Up from either of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 05:39 PM (viF8m)

163 Pepsi used to have TV commercials with blind taste tests in the 70s.

"C'mon and take the Pepsi Challenge!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 05:40 PM (RIvkX)

164 >>> And the bubbles?
Posted by: Nova Local at January 18, 2026 05:12 PM (tOcjL)


No, the wild yeast that forms on the pine needles create the bubbles

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:40 PM (3uBP9)

165 All this whoohah reminds me of the CocaCola corporation's ill-fated foray into the land of New Coke.

But they sure sold tons of "Classic" Coke when they brought it back. Almost enough to make one wonder if that were the plan all along. It's interesting to compare the resilience of brand loyalty for soft drinks to, say, light beer. I saw a stack of Bud Light at the grocery store today that was less than $4/24 after an $18/case rebate. Once people left Bud Light, they had very little incentive to go back to it. On the other hand, almost nobody who hated New Coke switched to Pepsi permanently.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 05:41 PM (Fs0KI)

166 That was an amazing catch.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m)

167

Where's the "real sugar" Coke they promised?
USA Coke. Not Mexican.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 05:42 PM (pkeXY)

168 Finished off the chicken/Cheese enchiladas with homemade green enchilada sauce

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 05:42 PM (0KSrI)

169 Here's a pine needle soda video:

youtu.be/GIriB9cOEgM

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:43 PM (3uBP9)

170 The ‘new Coke’ debacle wasn’t what most ppl think it was. People didn’t hate new coke. They liked it. The rollout was initially successful. It was sabotaged by a very vocal minority (basically one guy) who tried to blackmail coke. The anti-new coke crusade was an early example of targeted astrotruf. There’s a good book about it. Hell, probably wiki has the story now.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:46 PM (vGaW9)

171 Some moron started a rumor you needed bail money.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Nah. Diogenes knows people.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 05:46 PM (IhIKR)

172 159 ... "GRAN CAPIRETE 50 - Spanish Sherry Vinegar Reserve (50 years old)

It's really delicious."

Thanks again. It's not available locally but will try Amazon.

Posted by: JTB at January 18, 2026 05:47 PM (yTvNw)

173 Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 05:33 PM (Fs0KI)

It is also entirely possible that I haven't had Cola of any kind in so long that I have lost my taste for it completely.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 05:47 PM (n9ltV)

174 We'll be happy to have pineapple needle soda to mix with our rotgut hooch in the burning times!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 05:48 PM (kpS4V)

175 I pour an entire can of eagle brand milm i to my cornbread and an whole cube of melted butter. Then add 1 more cup of cormeal in the mix. I also melt half a cube of butter in the pan.
Nobody complains.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 18, 2026 05:48 PM (WQDw6)

176 What I remember as a kid is that with old Coke, when you were really thirsty there was this incredible burn for a second or two as it went down your throat, and it would almost hurt, but then your thirst would be completely quenched. New Coke doesn’t do that at all, it’s just a drink.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 05:49 PM (cP7R4)

177 Yes, i'm on my shale phone.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 18, 2026 05:50 PM (WQDw6)

178 175 I pour an entire can of eagle brand milm i to my cornbread...
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 18, 2026 05:48 PM (WQDw6)


Evaporated, or sweetened condensed? The latter would give you cornbread cake. Which might be good, but not with savory food, imo.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 18, 2026 05:50 PM (h7ZuX)

179 Put some kosher salt in the blender and turn it into powder.
Works great on popcorn.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 05:51 PM (2Ez/1)

180 That sounds a lot like the stupid stuff Euell Gibbons used to do.
Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 05:21 PM (dIske)

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Seriously, he wasn't so bad.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at January 18, 2026 05:52 PM (JkO4W)

181 I would be amiss to not leave this:

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
youtu.be/Ct6BUPvE2sM

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:52 PM (3uBP9)

182 Martini Farmer start worrying when she takes the mash, wraps it around a ramrod and cooks it over a open fire

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

183 Sweetened. Mmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at January 18, 2026 05:52 PM (WQDw6)

184 If I remember correctly, Indiana (my home state) is a big producer of popping corn. Those kernels are not a proper example of popped corn.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 18, 2026 05:53 PM (dyL4B)

185 169 Here's a pine needle soda video:

youtu.be/GIriB9cOEgM
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:43 PM (3uBP9)


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This will be a delightfully refreshing accompaniment to the Burning Times.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 05:55 PM (JkO4W)

186 Those kernels are not a proper example of popped corn.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 18, 2026 05:53 PM (dyL4B)


It is an offense to all that is good and pure and simple about popcorn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 05:55 PM (n9ltV)

187 Elric,

Where did you source your bison? having lovingly hand harvested both (the bison was ranched so fed hay occasionally I am sure) and deer, both whitetail and mule deer (also grazing in local alfalfa and hay fields) in my experience is always leaner than bison.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 18, 2026 05:56 PM (qlUA+)

188 brownies are fudge cake with walnuts

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 18, 2026 05:57 PM (jrgJz)

189 Pete Bog, did you get something to eat?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 05:57 PM (0KSrI)

190 I add some mushed corn and diced hot peppers to my cornbread. I love it.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:58 PM (3uBP9)

191 Here's a pine needle soda video:

youtu.be/GIriB9cOEgM
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 05:43 PM (3uBP9)

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This will be a delightfully refreshing accompaniment to the Burning Times.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 05:55 PM (JkO4W)

It pairs well with roast leg of Karen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 18, 2026 05:58 PM (dK+Kv)

192 I got in stuff for the Indiana Game tomorrow.
WildFork Wagyu Chuck Roast (yes heaven)

Friend reminded me she loves my Yorkies, but I have had bad luck with.

The consensus is
1. Equal VOLUMES of eggs. milk, flour
2. Rest the batter, let come to room temp
3. SMOKING hot fat
4. Don't open the door early.

Guess I'm trying again

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at January 18, 2026 05:59 PM (xMTP8)

193 Cornbread around here has sharp cheddar and jalapeño in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 05:59 PM (0KSrI)

194 Oh, and as far as Coke Zero,
That's the score I'd give it, too.

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at January 18, 2026 06:00 PM (xMTP8)

195 hey Ben Had!

I have the boil a bag fired up right now. Marinated Steak Tips coming up in short order. In the meantime, I will just sip wine to muddle through.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 18, 2026 06:03 PM (qlUA+)

196 Should popcorn whilst popping be stirred or shaken?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 06:06 PM (0sNs1)

197 Should popcorn whilst popping be stirred or shaken?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2026 06:06 PM (0sNs1)


Shaken!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:08 PM (n9ltV)

198 The ‘new Coke’ debacle wasn’t what most ppl think it was. People didn’t hate new coke. They liked it. The rollout was initially successful. It was sabotaged by a very vocal minority (basically one guy) who tried to blackmail coke. The anti-new coke crusade was an early example of targeted astrotruf. There’s a good book about it. Hell, probably wiki has the story now.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 18, 2026 05:46 PM (vGaW9)

I'm one of those who couldn't stand the taste of the "new Coke". Drinking the stuff since the late 50's, my taste buds instantly alerted me. Terrible. It was Pepsi, and I couldn't stand Pepsi. Most of my friends who drank Coke regularly had the same issue.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 18, 2026 06:09 PM (5xuJ/)

199 Okay folks, it's time for me to snow blow the driveway. Behave please!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:09 PM (n9ltV)

200 Making 4 loaves of Sourdough. 2 with King Aurthur bread flour and 2 with Bob's Red Mill Artisan Bread Flour. Will see who wins tomorrow morning.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 18, 2026 06:10 PM (MdkS1)

201 Shaken!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:08 PM (n9ltV)

Just like Martinis.

Unlike Paella

Posted by: 007 Bog at January 18, 2026 06:10 PM (qlUA+)

202 CBD is definitely going to need a hot toddy after the snow removal

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:11 PM (0KSrI)

203 I have to say I am in the Bog camp on the paella question

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:12 PM (0KSrI)

204 Only had a inch snow today, if I would have cleaned the driveway better yesterday it would have been easier, the underlying was frozen

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:13 PM (Ia/+0)

205 Pete Bog, I found a place to buy pheasant. If they are anywhere near as good as my quail supplier I will be ecstatic.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:16 PM (0KSrI)

206 Pete Bog, I found a place to buy pheasant. If they are anywhere near as good as my quail supplier I will be ecstatic.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:16 PM (0KSrI)

There are lots of places in Texas where we can source them on the hoof, so to speak. The clean em, you cook em. watch for shot. Let me know when you want to go shooting. Maybe Rancher Bob can lend a hand.

Posted by: 007 Bog at January 18, 2026 06:19 PM (qlUA+)

207 And the snow has started. I guess it's martini time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 06:19 PM (Wnv9h)

208 I'm made the filling for empanadas but now it will have to cool overnight. I'll make the dough tomorrow.

Posted by: ChE99 at January 18, 2026 06:19 PM (4HZWl)

209
If you want real Coke
Not that bland, fizzy joke
Cocaine

Posted by: JJ Cale's favorite beverage at January 18, 2026 06:20 PM (KAi1n)

210 Only a glass of scotch left, so to have or not?

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

211 Only a glass of scotch left, so to have or not?

Go ahead. They'll make more.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 06:22 PM (Fs0KI)

212 Cocaine's for horses, not for men.
Doctor sez it'll kill ya, but he don't say when.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 06:24 PM (2Ez/1)

213 I braved the 55 degree conditions and successfully grilled the ribeyes outside. Paired it with an ok cab. Not great, just...ok.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 18, 2026 06:25 PM (nbLIj)

214 Oymyakon, Russia is going down to -50F tonight. It'll warm up to the minus teens the next couple of weeks. Verkhoyansk will stay in the -30s.

Posted by: JJ Cale's favorite beverage at January 18, 2026 06:25 PM (KAi1n)

215 Joe Kidd, Cheers !

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:26 PM (0KSrI)

216 The only thing better than sautéed onions, is onions sautéed in oil that was flavored by crisping leeks in it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 06:26 PM (Wnv9h)

217 RMBS, made your mushroom soup again last week. Many thank yous.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:28 PM (0KSrI)

218 Ahhhh.

Just fried a burger. Cheddar cheese, mayo, mustard, red onion, tomato and lettuce. Toasted bun.

Dill pickle on the side.

Life is good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 06:28 PM (IhIKR)

219 nurse. Indeed it is.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:29 PM (0KSrI)

220 RMBS, made your mushroom soup again last week. Many thank yous.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:28 PM

You're very welcome!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 06:30 PM (Wnv9h)

221 Leek procurement is iffy around here but next time I see them I'm going to use them in an onions soup.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:32 PM (0KSrI)

222 Interesting thing reading about the Russian Decembrests sent to Siberia, it gets bitterly cold but not always much snow.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

223 I need to go do a little experiment with fake butter and fake milk to see if I can make a semi-passable cream sauce. If not, it'll be mac and (fake) cheese with dinner.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 18, 2026 06:35 PM (Fs0KI)

224 Leek procurement is iffy around here
Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:32 PM


We try to keep that secret, and endeavour not to let their location leek out.

Posted by: Basil from MI6 at January 18, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)

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Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 18, 2026 06:36 PM (9aVck)

226 enjoyed a rib plate dinner and beer at the oldest bar in Wharton County, Tx whilst watching the Texans flame out in the snow in Beantown.

I only had them winning their first game in the playoffs so no damage there.

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2026 06:39 PM (8uzBS)

227 I like raw onions but fried onions shoot right through me. Chemically, what's the difference?

Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 06:40 PM (0e5Te)

228 213 I braved the 55 degree conditions and successfully grilled the ribeyes outside. Paired it with an ok cab. Not great, just...ok.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 18, 2026 06:25 PM (nbLIj)

DH grilled a couple of NYs last evening and I believe it was about 15 degrees out there. Sort of a heat wave.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 06:40 PM (6Bc88)

229 227 I like raw onions but fried onions shoot right through me. Chemically, what's the difference?
Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 06:40 PM
Well, it seems you may be part raccoon, Wally.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

230 tcn, DH's blood viscosity is probably the same as semi soft cement.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:42 PM (0KSrI)

231 200 Making 4 loaves of Sourdough. 2 with King Aurthur bread flour and 2 with Bob's Red Mill Artisan Bread Flour. Will see who wins tomorrow morning.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 18, 2026 06:10 PM (MdkS1)

I like King Arthur flour a lot, but I haven't had good success with Bob's Red Mill products.

I tried einkorn flour this week, and although my gluten allergy kid broke out in hives immediately after his first bite, the rest of us gobbled that loaf like we were starving street urchins.

Posted by: moki at January 18, 2026 06:43 PM (wLjpr)

232 Have a great week Foodsters and keep eating. Gotta check the Sous Vide.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 18, 2026 06:43 PM (qlUA+)

233 moki, try mesquite flour.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:44 PM (0KSrI)

234 Well, that was easy! My great neighbor sneaked out earlier and did my walkways and sidewalks.

Now I have a glass of Old Forester 1920, and all's right in the world!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:45 PM (n9ltV)

235 CBD, what did you share with your neighbor?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:46 PM (0KSrI)

236 Cheers everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

237 Skip, Cheers

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:49 PM (0KSrI)

238 I braved the 55 degree conditions and successfully grilled the ribeyes outside.

I feel ya bro...sunny and 60 here. brrrrr

Posted by: DanMan at January 18, 2026 06:49 PM (8uzBS)

239 As for the venison, I'll pass. Once you have moose meat, the venison is a pale comparison. Some moose meat is very lean, and so you have to be careful cooking it, but there really is nothing like a moose teriyaki roast sliced thin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 06:49 PM (6Bc88)

240 CBD shared his snow with his neighbor, blew his over to their side

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

241 CBD, what did you share with your neighbor?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:46 PM (0KSrI)


Nothing yet...But I have to be careful with them. They can drink me under the table!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:50 PM (n9ltV)

242 Once you have moose meat, the venison is a pale comparison.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2026 06:49 PM (6Bc8


I have had an elk chop that was the Platonic ideal of what meat should taste like.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:51 PM (n9ltV)

243 I'm one of those who couldn't stand the taste of the "new Coke". Drinking the stuff since the late 50's, my taste buds instantly alerted me. Terrible. It was Pepsi, and I couldn't stand Pepsi. Most of my friends who drank Coke regularly had the same issue.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 18, 2026 06:09 PM (5xuJ/)


That was my basic take. I was one of those regular Coke drinkers and the New Coke crap tasted just like Pepsi.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2026 06:53 PM (/HDaX)

244 I offer up a wildebeest/ moose challenge.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:56 PM (0KSrI)

245 I think I will make Yorkshire Pudding again tomorrow.

As Weasel would say, my shit was wobbly, and I need to get back to basics!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:56 PM (n9ltV)

246 Okay folks, it's that time...

Thanks for reading and commenting, even that heathen who doesn't like Yorkshire Pudding!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 06:57 PM (n9ltV)

247 CBD, thank you for this thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 06:58 PM (0KSrI)

248 Thanks for the thread, CBD!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)

249 Thanks CBD

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 18, 2026 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

250 Elk > Moose > Venison

For ground meat - 60% elk, 40% pork. Some cheddar and jalapeños don't hurt, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2026 06:59 PM (BI5O2)

251 Try some red deer carpaccio and get back to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 07:00 PM (0KSrI)

252 Gubs are nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)

253 Yorkshire puddings are among my favorite things from childhood. My parents used to make them for every special occasion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 18, 2026 07:01 PM (BI5O2)

254 I do love bourbon, but if Buffalo Trace drops below $20 a bottle, I'll eat my hat. And buy several cases of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at January 18, 2026 07:01 PM (xcxpd)

255 Yorkshire puddings are attention heavy, but very rewarding.

It’s nice to put effort into providing for your loved ones. I cooked every day for my boys when they were small. And worked full time. It can be done. Thoughtfully. It takes effort, but I’d rather spend my effort providing for them than taking shortcuts with processed crap and then wondering why everyone has food sensitivities.

Just do it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 07:02 PM (IhIKR)

256 Mom stayed home until youngest child started school.

She cooked every day and wasted very little food. We didn't have "leftovers" so much as "re-made" foods. (Extra mashed potatoes became fried tater patties, for example.)

We usually had hot cereal like Oatmeal, Cream of Wheat, or Malt-o-meal for breakfast, with butter and brown sugar.

Typical cold cereals were Wheaties, Corn Flakes, or Shredded Wheat (wicker biscuits, LOL). We were allowed to put sugar on them but Mom made sure it was never "too much".

Posted by: JQ at January 18, 2026 07:19 PM (rdVOm)

257 Don't forget plum pudding! Made with dried fruits (raisins, currants, sultanas), candied mixed peel (orange/lemon), beef suet, breadcrumbs, flour, sugar, eggs, and spices.
Yummy!

Posted by: M at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM (Y8ddx)

258 We had "Mulligan Stew" about once a week:

In pressure cooker-- cover with water and process the cheapest, toughest, least flavorful piece of beef available until sufficiently tender.

Add potatoes, turnips, carrots, onions, and/or whatever veggies you have. Salt and pepper. Maybe toss in one or two bouillon cubes. Simmer until veggies are softened.

Serve with bread and butter.

(yuck. Do not make this unless you add tons of flavorings and can substitute a decent cut of meat. Mom was still learning and on a strict budget back then LOL)

Posted by: JQ at January 18, 2026 07:30 PM (rdVOm)

259 Reading a book called Pride & Pudding; it's not just a cookbook but has history of British puddings which are different than what Americans think of as pudding (hint: less chocolate, more suet.) Really interesting so far, and given how small Britain is, I'm surprised how much regional variation there is.

Posted by: Frankie at January 18, 2026 09:01 PM (efx3C)

260 Mom could make very fluffy, nice yorkie pudding. Except-- she called them "pop-overs" and didn't use much tallow. We kids *loved* those, with butter and jam!

I suppose she didn't want to confuse us, by calling it "pudding" when we were young.

Posted by: JQ at January 18, 2026 09:11 PM (rdVOm)

First World Problems...

WeightFail26.jpg

This is why America is fat!

We have been lied to by "Big Weight," and who knows how long this has been going on!

They are lucky I don't have a scale for the bigger dumbbells, or I would be contacting my attorney!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM




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1 1ith

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Every state should get them on fraud

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

3 What is deal with the writing on the back of the Bills' helmets, Choose Love?
==
It's the Bills. Invitation to post game sodomy.

Posted by: Obvs at January 18, 2026 02:04 PM (YrUlT)

4 Weighty thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 02:04 PM (XeU6L)

5 You tared your scale upside-down just to get that picture, didn't you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2026 02:05 PM (06Hmj)

6
3 lb weight gives reading of 2 lb,15.8 ounces. Which is 3 lb.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 02:05 PM (VWtfl)

7 Wow.

I really hope the pink three pound dumbbell belongs to Mrs Dildo.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 18, 2026 02:05 PM (IhIKR)

8 WTF is 2:15.8 oz lb?

The time in ounces?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 02:05 PM (U2OZr)

9 3 lb weight gives reading of 2 lb,15.8 ounces. Which is 3 lb.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 02:05 PM (VWtfl)


I was told there would be no math here.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 02:06 PM (QZThv)

10 maybe the weight died and its soul left its body

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2026 02:07 PM (emBoF)

11 Related: A person in a house with two clocks never knows what time it is.

Posted by: Gref at January 18, 2026 02:07 PM (5rh/l)

12 The weight is dehydrated.

Posted by: Obvs at January 18, 2026 02:08 PM (YrUlT)

13 The time in ounces?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 02:05 PM (U2OZr)


Tim weighs heavy on a guilty soul..... Or something.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2026 02:08 PM (2J/Lj)

14 Shrinkflation. Evident in that weight photo.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at January 18, 2026 02:08 PM (5Pci1)

15 Shrinkflation.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 02:09 PM (jc0TO)

16 Jinx

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 02:09 PM (jc0TO)

17 My FWP is the continued use of slang words and phrases in crossword puzzles.

Another is: most product packaging in America. It's like, I buy a product, but the manufacturer has devised packaging seemingly meant to prevent me from opening it.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:09 PM (ZxPkt)

18 Is that a time or a weight? Both? Time space curvature?

I've been using sand-filled "kettle bells" recently and you can kind of dial in your own final weight. One of the biggest cost in getting weights shipped is, well, the weight, duh, I know. But with the sand-filled weights you can get around that a bit. They are a bit floppy and have a bigger volume but that's fine for kettle bell training.

Posted by: banana Dream - That's what she said. at January 18, 2026 02:09 PM (3uBP9)

19 Tim Walz Learing Centers

-
Didja see some smart ass yesterday calling the new Star Trek series Star Trek Learing Academy?

And then there's this . . .

Games Workshop Doubles Down on Injecting Woke Feminism Into Warhammer 40K

-
If there's one thing I want in 40K, it's woke girl power feminism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:10 PM (L/fGl)

20 Is that a time or a weight? Both? Time space curvature?

Posted by: banana Dream - That's what she said. at January 18, 2026 02:09 PM (3uBP9)

Okay.. Who divided by zero?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2026 02:10 PM (2J/Lj)

21 We just picked up rocks, and we were grateful.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 02:11 PM (jc0TO)

22 My FWP is the continued use of slang words and phrases in crossword puzzles.

Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes". I get it, we've all misheard song lyrics and whatnot, but that one is so widespread there's gotta be some central source.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 02:11 PM (QZThv)

23 99.58% accurate.
Not bad.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:11 PM (nTi7N)

24 ha ha, so it is 3lb! But I learned something because I had no idea how to read that and now I do.

Posted by: banana Dream - The More You Know at January 18, 2026 02:12 PM (3uBP9)

25 2.15.8 is 2.15 and just a hair over .3/4oz

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:12 PM (Ia/+0)

26 This has to be Trump's fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


IMPEACHMENT NOW FOR THE DUMBBELL SCAM OF 2026 !

Posted by: Jackson at January 18, 2026 02:14 PM (My2aF)

27 FWP - Sitting in the hospital with a kidney stone waiting for lithotripsy tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:14 PM (0x0rk)

28 Good news!!! Sirius XM radio played Money for Nothing without cutting out the second verse!! Hubbymayhem and I were shocked. We both sang along with that verse very loudly. Girl spawn in the back seat rolled her eyes so hard it should have been painful.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2026 02:14 PM (2J/Lj)

29 Is there a Warhammer 401K?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 02:14 PM (pkeXY)

30
On the display is a legend that says lbz.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 02:14 PM (VWtfl)

31 Measuring to thousands of a oz is just asking for over complication

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:14 PM (Ia/+0)

32 "We have been lied to by "Big Weight."

How dare you discuss the Great Lesbian Cabal? Have you no decency, sir?

Posted by: RS at January 18, 2026 02:15 PM (SuU/K)

33
lb : oz

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 02:15 PM (VWtfl)

34 They are lucky I don't have a scale for the bigger dumbbells, or I would be contacting my attorney!“

You know what that line is begging for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 02:15 PM (cPt74)

35 Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes".

-
Something that grates on me, although it's near universal and I don't think it's grammatically incorrect, is, "Where is my barbell at?" What does the "at" add to that sentence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

36 GLOBAL WARMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at January 18, 2026 02:16 PM (My2aF)

37 FWP - Sitting in the hospital with a kidney stone waiting for lithotripsy tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:14 PM (0x0rk)
-

lithotripsy > let her ripsy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 02:16 PM (UUvzi)

38
99.58% accurate.
Not bad.
Posted by: Really?


Better than Ivory soap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 02:16 PM (pkeXY)

39 Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes".



I could care less about that.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:16 PM (nTi7N)

40 My FWP is I can only ship $300 Million or so back to Shitholeistan before anyone starts to take a good hard look at it.
-- Somali leeches

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 02:17 PM (cYBz/)

41 What's your problem, CBD?

The whole idea of dumbbells is to lose weight!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (UUvzi)

42 lithotripsy > let her ripsy
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


That's what it feels like. 10 rounds with Mike Tyson receiving nothing but kidney blows.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (0x0rk)

43 Warning. Maths.
So the weight is short 0.2 ounces of a full three pounds.
Three pounds is 48 ounces: 3 X 16.

0.2 divided by 48 equals 0.00416.

Multiply that by 100 to turn it into a percentage and it equals 0.416 percent.

The weight is off by less than one half of one per cent.

Outrageous!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (2Ez/1)

44 >Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes".
----

mine is when people write 'should of' for 'should have'

also: 'yonder' is not a greeting

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (ZxPkt)

45 First World Problems? High, we're from the Gov and we're here to help.

Calif.? Law made it so Truck stops are not profitable, so they are shutting Down... HUNDREDS of Loves Truck stops are shutting down.

Also, you can't drive Semis in most rural neighborhoods, and they are restricted to certain routes now... cutting them off from most Gas stations not directly on Highways, you know... like Truck stops.

/Facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)

46 This Dumb Bell was produced and checked by students from the Tim Walz Learing Centers Labs...

Posted by: Jackson at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (My2aF)

47 IMO its off 3/4 of a oz

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:19 PM (Ia/+0)

48 39 Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes".

I could care less about that.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:16 PM (nTi7N)



Probably a mute point.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:19 PM (X5Jzz)

49 lithotripsy > let her ripsy
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Don't fall for cut rate circumcision. It's a rip off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (L/fGl)

50 Warning. Maths.
So the weight is short 0.2 ounces of a full three pounds.
Three pounds is 48 ounces: 3 X 16.

0.2 divided by 48 equals 0.00416.

Multiply that by 100 to turn it into a percentage and it equals 0.416 percent.

The weight is off by less than one half of one per cent.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (2Ez/1)
-

The Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (UUvzi)

51 IMO its off 3/4 of a oz

1/5th.

It says 2 pounds, 15.8 oz. 16 oz = a pound, so it's off 2/10ths or 1/5th.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (QZThv)

52 Warning. Maths.
So the weight is short 0.2 ounces of a full three pounds.
Three pounds is 48 ounces: 3 X 16.

0.2 divided by 48 equals 0.00416.

Multiply that by 100 to turn it into a percentage and it equals 0.416 percent.

The weight is off by less than one half of one per cent.

Outrageous!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM


Burn the witch!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (jc0TO)

53 "Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes"."

"tow the line, tow the line"
!!!

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (gHU/A)

54 The earth's gravity varies depending on elevation, location, etc. It's not uniform. Remember, mass is not the same as weight.

Think of it as you're moving through time more slowly.

So try lifting 25 lb (24.90) barbells instead.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (qwx/I)

55 Maybe the shitty plastic coating is outgassing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (snZF9)

56 Don't fall for cut rate circumcision. It's a rip off.

The Quality Mohe Center?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (QZThv)

57 First World Problems? High, we're from the Gov and we're here to help.



I love all the half assed internet lawyers.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:21 PM (0x0rk)

58 I just had to get out my scale and try it and it has the same display if you select it. I've never used it for anything over a pound so I never noticed until today.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 02:21 PM (3uBP9)

59 I love the "Flush out an idea." people.

Posted by: mot at January 18, 2026 02:21 PM (fIPNY)

60 Okay.. Who divided by zero?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Undefined.

(swidt?)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 02:21 PM (cYBz/)

61 My FWP today is bypassing the safety switch on my corded electric hedge trimmer. The infernal thing is so hard to depress it's dangerous in and of itself. B&D products are shit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 18, 2026 02:21 PM (abIsI)

62 Don't fall for cut rate circumcision. It's a rip off.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM (L/fGl)
-

Still worth it nowadays. No tax on tips!

This is what I voted for. Stump with Trump!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 02:21 PM (UUvzi)

63 I pointed out to Hubbymayhem that Gen Z doesn't usually say "You're welcome" when someone thanks them. They say "of course" instead. He hadn't noticed this. Now he does.
Today at the diner a waitress who is definitely Gen Z said "you're welcome" and surprised both of us. We've been relentless in dragging this trend. Just completely ruthless ridicule every time our gen z daughter does it. She has noticed and glares about it. Good! Maybe she will stop that stupid shit and remember the good manners we taught her.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2026 02:22 PM (2J/Lj)

64 10 maybe the weight died and its soul left its body
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 18, 2026 02:07 PM (emBoF


Ha! I remember hearing about a change in weight at the moment of death. This was many years ago. Nice to see someone else also has that little mental nugget.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:22 PM (FMtrg)

65 Also, you can't drive Semis in most rural neighborhoods, and they are restricted to certain routes now... cutting them off from most Gas stations not directly on Highways, you know... like Truck stops.

/Facepalm



This is intentional. Destroy gas stations, force trucking companies to adopt EVs.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:22 PM (nTi7N)

66 "They are a bit floppy and have a bigger volume but that's fine..."
+++

So it's a boob thread?

Posted by: Person who enjoys a good boob thread at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (2Ez/1)

67 Don't fall for cut rate circumcision. It's a rip off.

The Quality Mohe Center?
Posted by: Ian S.


Takes forever to make a mountain out of a mohe hill.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (0x0rk)

68 The bigger question is what possible uses does a 3 pound weight have other than anchoring party baloons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (snZF9)

69 That's about how much Fat Boy Walz can Bench Press....

Posted by: Jackson at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (My2aF)

70 Don't fall for cut rate circumcision. It's a rip off.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (cYBz/)

71 Operation Stand up to Trump complete, German Troops are suddenly recalled back from Greenland.

/Facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 02:24 PM (mP0Kj)

72 Where is my barbell at?" What does the "at" add to that sentence?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

The answer to that question is... "it should be right behind that preposition.".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2026 02:24 PM (2J/Lj)

73 68 The bigger question is what possible uses does a 3 pound weight have other than anchoring party baloons.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Jugears McFuckstick would had a hard time lifting a 3lb weight.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 18, 2026 02:24 PM (abIsI)

74 This is intentional. Destroy gas stations, force trucking companies to adopt EVs.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:22 PM (nTi7N)

When every summer they tell large parts of the State NOT TO CHARGE their EVs...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 02:25 PM (mP0Kj)

75 The weight says 3 pounds, so the scale must be off.
Never trust digital.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 02:25 PM (vbXSk)

76 @43

>>Outrageous!

Well.. unless you have a true ANSI reference weight, either the scale is off or the weight is short.

Either way, it's close enough for government work.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2026 02:25 PM (XV/Pl)

77 I have stepped on the scale in the morning, then washed my face, then weigh myself again and it can be almost a pound different.

I just log the lower weight.
😏

Posted by: mindful webworker - aweigh with words at January 18, 2026 02:25 PM (FMpsC)

78 65 Also, you can't drive Semis in most rural neighborhoods, and they are restricted to certain routes now... cutting them off from most Gas stations not directly on Highways, you know... like Truck stops.

This is intentional. Destroy gas stations, force trucking companies to adopt EVs.



Then F**k Californica and do not Export/Import products by Truck to CA. Let prices rises and products become scare so that they can enjoy the fun of socialism...

Posted by: Jackson at January 18, 2026 02:25 PM (My2aF)

79 Everyone's interested in the its accuracy and I'm just happy today I learned how to read a scale correctly. I was my own first world problem.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 02:26 PM (3uBP9)

80 A disturbing trend I’ve noticed is people no longer using verb to be.

Example instead of saying he’s ready people say he ready. Ghetto slang infiltrating normal speech.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:26 PM (nTi7N)

81 Oh, so if all in oz its 2 oz + .15.8 of a oz
Not decimals of a oz

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Ia/+0)

82 All you pot heads stick with your THC.

Dilaudid is the bee's knees.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:27 PM (0x0rk)

83 I mnow this is fun and frivolous thread but Legalinsurrection.com article says Times of London claimes 16,000 Killed 300Thousand injured in Iran

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

84 There is a reason why every kitchen and bathroom scale you buy has "Not Legal for Trade" on it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 18, 2026 02:29 PM (zZSxi)

85 43 Warning. Maths.
So the weight is short 0.2 ounces of a full three pounds.
Three pounds is 48 ounces: 3 X 16.

0.2 divided by 48 equals 0.00416.

Multiply that by 100 to turn it into a percentage and it equals 0.416 percent.

The weight is off by less than one half of one per cent.

Outrageous!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (2Ez/1)



Since both the scale and the weight are probably Chineseium, +/- half a percent is better than I would expect.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:29 PM (X5Jzz)

86 A disturbing trend I’ve noticed is people no longer using verb to be.

Example instead of saying he’s ready people say he ready. Ghetto slang infiltrating normal speech.
Posted by: Really?


He's finnin' to be a hood ornament.
His picture finna be on a t shirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:29 PM (0x0rk)

87
The weight is labeled 3 lb, not 3.00 lb. For that number of significant figures, it is labeled correctly.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 02:29 PM (biznJ)

88
"Where is my barbell at?"

++++

My mother would simply reply:

"Between the A and the T."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)

89 @80 Perhaps it's a Chicago area thing, but I've always added "at" to the end of my inquiries.

"Where's Tohhhhm at?"

"Tohhhhm's out pickin' up da Bears cake at da Jewels"

I never really noticed I did that until I went into the military.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 18, 2026 02:30 PM (qwx/I)

90 63 I pointed out to Hubbymayhem that Gen Z doesn't usually say "You're welcome" when someone thanks them. They say "of course" instead. He hadn't noticed this. Now he does.
Today at the diner a waitress who is definitely Gen Z said "you're welcome" and surprised both of us. We've been relentless in dragging this trend. Just completely ruthless ridicule every time our gen z daughter does it. She has noticed and glares about it. Good! Maybe she will stop that stupid shit and remember the good manners we taught her.

----------------------------
agreed!!
'of course' used as genZ substitute for 'thank you' is prevalent and feels like a somewhat dismissive response.

Posted by: That said... at January 18, 2026 02:30 PM (5LiC7)

91 80 A disturbing trend I’ve noticed is people no longer using verb to be.

Example instead of saying he’s ready people say he ready. Ghetto slang infiltrating normal speech.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:26 PM (nTi7N)



Would you prefer "He be ready" ?

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:30 PM (X5Jzz)

92 He be ready, yo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 18, 2026 02:31 PM (7zn4w)

93 Take a load of Fanny

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 02:32 PM (viF8m)

94 Just completely ruthless ridicule every time our gen z daughter does it. She has noticed and glares about it.

Does she have access to bladed instruments, poison, or firearms?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 18, 2026 02:32 PM (abIsI)

95 Sweden revokes the refugee status of refugees who go on vacation in their home country. The reasoning: if the situation were so dire, they would never go there on vacation.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (0x0rk)

96 The bigger question is what possible uses does a 3 pound weight have other than anchoring party baloons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (snZF9)


I have no idea, but my kitchen scale maxes out at less than my other dumbbells, so...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (n9ltV)

97 He be or not he be, that is the question.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (L/fGl)

98 In time we will all be speaking Chinese.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (4rWc3)

99 83 I mnow this is fun and frivolous thread but Legalinsurrection.com article says Times of London claimes 16,000 Killed 300Thousand injured in Iran
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

300k injured? Sorry that’s bullshit.

To put that into perspective that’s the same number of Americans injured in Vietnam.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (nTi7N)

100
45 First World Problems? High, we're from the Gov and we're here to help.

Calif.? Law made it so Truck stops are not profitable, so they are shutting Down... HUNDREDS of Loves Truck stops are shutting down.

Also, you can't drive Semis in most rural neighborhoods, and they are restricted to certain routes now... cutting them off from most Gas stations not directly on Highways, you know... like Truck stops.

/Facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (mP0Kj)

--------

If all that is true, stores will quickly have empty shelves, and agriculture will be severely limited.
I hope there's more to it than that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (biznJ)

101 88
"Where is my barbell at?"
++++
My mother would simply reply:

"Between the A and the T."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 02:30 PM (2Ez/1)


My first wife was a school teacher and she would say that. One of her lesser annoying habits.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:34 PM (X5Jzz)

102 'of course' used as genZ substitute for 'thank you' is prevalent and feels like a somewhat dismissive response.
Posted by: That said... at January 18, 2026 02:30 PM (5LiC7)

I think I'd rather get an "Of Course" as in "this is my duty and I am happy to perform it" than a "No Problem" response.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 18, 2026 02:34 PM (zZSxi)

103 63 I pointed out to Hubbymayhem that Gen Z doesn't usually say "You're welcome" when someone thanks them. They say "of course" instead. He hadn't noticed this. Now he does.

+++

Now do "like."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 02:34 PM (2Ez/1)

104 "In time we will all be speaking Chinese."

This is impossible because there is no "Chinese".

Posted by: pawn at January 18, 2026 02:35 PM (WXTVZ)

105 My first wife was a school teacher and she would say that. One of her lesser annoying habits.
Posted by: a.moron

In the Tonypete household:

'Windowseal' and
'Supposebly'

You can take the girl out of the county but. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 02:35 PM (cYBz/)

106 95 Sweden revokes the refugee status of refugees who go on vacation in their home country. The reasoning: if the situation were so dire, they would never go there on vacation.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (0x0rk)



Man, those Swedes are sharp as a tack.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (X5Jzz)

107 So.... reports are now that it could cost up to $700 Billion to purchase Greenland.

Elon Musk: "I'm low key thinking about it'"

Gotta luv the guy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (mP0Kj)

108 "Oh, please excuse me. I'll try again. Where's the library at, a$$hole?"

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (zZSxi)

109 Why does a bigger dumbbell need a different scale? Can't you share?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (UuwyO)

110 89 @80 Perhaps it's a Chicago area thing, but I've always added "at" to the end of my inquiries.

"Where's Tohhhhm at?"

"Tohhhhm's out pickin' up da Bears cake at da Jewels"

I never really noticed I did that until I went into the military.
................................
little know fact --
somewhere around 1985 Jewel-Osco Stores shortened its name to just "Jewels' w/o actually notifiying customers or staff. Your aunt and uncle , however, were notified.

Posted by: That said... at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (5LiC7)

111 Trump curse strikes again-

Piers Morgan had to undergo emergency hip replacement surgery after he fractured his femur after a severe fall.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (abIsI)

112 You can take the girl out of the county but. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 02:35 PM (cYBz/)


She still eats kimchi for breakfast. I know, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 02:37 PM (rbvCR)

113 Man, those Swedes are sharp as a tack.

---------

If you've ever driven a Saab you already know this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 02:37 PM (UuwyO)

114 95 Sweden revokes the refugee status of refugees who go on vacation in their home country. The reasoning: if the situation were so dire, they would never go there on vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (0x0rk)


This is awesome. We should do it here in the States as well.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:39 PM (FMtrg)

115 Any large protest, especially if shooting starts will get people trampled, broken bones, some shot but not vitals hit.
If 16,000 killed the wounded and knjured will be many times that number

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:39 PM (Ia/+0)

116 63 I pointed out to Hubbymayhem that Gen Z doesn't usually say "You're welcome" when someone thanks them. They say "of course" instead. He hadn't noticed this. Now he does.


"No Problem"

Posted by: Snowing in Jersey at January 18, 2026 02:40 PM (nPp6w)

117 If all that is true, stores will quickly have empty shelves, and agriculture will be severely limited.
I hope there's more to it than that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (biznJ)

It's Calif.. Oh Look, Calif has a budget crises... soooo...

They made it legal to enforce the speed limit by Photo and Radar machines, and send the ticket to the registered car owner...

On the same day they lower the speed limit on highways by 5 MPH.

Hundreds of thousands of tickets have been generated this month during a major operation of the Calif Highway Patrol.

Up until Jan 1 everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, drove 10 MPH over the speed limit... now you cannot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 18, 2026 02:40 PM (mP0Kj)

118 The dumbell is short .2 Oz, which is about 5 grams.

You couldn't tell the difference without the scale.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at January 18, 2026 02:42 PM (vTTFR)

119 96 The bigger question is what possible uses does a 3 pound weight have other than anchoring party baloons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (snZF9)


What else can I use to get my 1RM?

Posted by: Barack Obama, Gym Bro at January 18, 2026 02:44 PM (kquDM)

120 Actor Finally Ready to Post His Stance on Palestine

https://youtu.be/Led7WXEirh4

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 18, 2026 02:45 PM (kvcnI)

121 >>> somewhere around 1985 Jewel-Osco Stores shortened its name to just "Jewels' w/o actually notifiying customers or staff. Your aunt and uncle , however, were notified.
Posted by: That said... at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (5LiC7)


A million years ago in Kansas there was a little convenience store/pharmacy retail outfit named Skaggs. Nice place if you just wanted a few items and didn't want to trudge through a store or walmart. Then they made sweet love with Osco and became Osco's. And then they had all had some kinky thing with Albertson's and now they're all gone.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 02:45 PM (3uBP9)

122 21 We just picked up rocks, and we were grateful.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 02:11 PM (jc0TO)

You had rocks? Lucky #$%&$s!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 18, 2026 02:45 PM (QGaXH)

123 Prayers please Im about to take my brother to hospice He's fading

Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2026 02:46 PM (qu4ub)

124 HOU @ NE

snow game

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:46 PM (ZxPkt)

125 The dumbell is short .2 Oz, which is about 5 grams.

You couldn't tell the difference without the scale.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at January 18, 2026 02:42 PM (vTTFR)

Potheads could.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 02:47 PM (snZF9)

126 My FWP:

The dang spam ads have resumed hijacking the "jump to bottom of page" button again.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:47 PM (FMtrg)

127 Sorry that’s bullshit.

To put that into perspective that’s the same number of Americans injured in Vietnam.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (nTi7N)


So what? That has nothing to do with anything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 02:47 PM (n9ltV)

128 #117. Going to be lots of mad parents in California.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2026 02:47 PM (4rWc3)

129 Why does a bigger dumbbell need a different scale? Can't you share?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM (UuwyO)


Different kind of fish.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 02:48 PM (n9ltV)

130 what possible uses does a 3 pound weight have other than anchoring party baloons.
Posted by: Berserker

RBG built her legendary physique on them. Bill Kristol too.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 18, 2026 02:48 PM (j69FY)

131 I always thought rule of thumb was you can go 5 mph over the speed limit off-freeway and 10 mph over on the freeway Done that my whole life and never got a speeding ticket. Remind me bot to drive in California.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 02:48 PM (Kxi0p)

132 LA Sue thats going to be tough, prayers to you

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:50 PM (Ia/+0)

133 LASue: I'm so sorry. Prayers on the way.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 02:50 PM (Kxi0p)

134 You REALLY want to get pissed. Weigh food products sometime and compare what you get to the net weight they have displayed on the box/ container.

This is not an outlier. Quite a few corporations play around with semantics and, there are even some out there who increased the thickness of their cardboard container to add that to their net weight. Periodically, some have gotten caught (Walmart took a major legal hit on this with some of their internal grocery items). But, they play fast and loose. Pasta is another one. They cut is just a smidge short and box it. That tiny shortfall is difficult to see outright. But the weight tells the story. They are dependent on apathy, and customers not having the calibrated equipment to catch them.

Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

135 >> Taylor scales are made in China.

Multiple product listings from Taylor USA's official website and third-party retailers confirm that the origin for various Taylor digital bathroom scales, kitchen scales, and portion control scales is Made in China.

Do I need to say more? Never buy something that requires precision from the Chinese.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 18, 2026 02:50 PM (bucPA)

136 >Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2026 02:46 PM (qu4ub)

---
sorry to hear your news
be strong for your brother

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:51 PM (ZxPkt)

137 On the weekends, Elon goes country shopping.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 02:51 PM (EyfuW)

138 I inherited a spring loaded step on scale. Its measurement jibes with USPS. Close enough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 02:52 PM (S3Ylv)

139 Nobody here says worsh rag or worshing machine. Or maybe no one does anymore, I don't know.

It's sometimes hard to tell if something is dying out or you're just a stranger in a strange land drinking your sodapop.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 02:52 PM (3uBP9)

140 114 95 Sweden revokes the refugee status of refugees who go on vacation in their home country. The reasoning: if the situation were so dire, they would never go there on vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:33 PM (0x0rk)

This is awesome. We should do it here in the States as well.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:39 PM (FMtrg)


I'll go one better : We should stop taking refugees completely. I don't care what kind of sob story they have. We're full up, moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:52 PM (X5Jzz)

141 Get some help

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 18, 2026 02:53 PM (MXWW2)

142 Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2026 02:46 PM (qu4ub)

May the Lord strengthen you and surround you with love, LASue, and be with your brother during this time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 02:53 PM (Nx5jP)

143 123 Prayers please Im about to take my brother to hospice He's fading
Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2026 02:46 PM (qu4ub)


I will pray, LASue. I'm sorry to hear that your brother is fading. You are being a beautiful blessing to him by watching over him at this time.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:54 PM (FMtrg)

144 I think Elon should consider buying Vieques.

Talk about a perfect launch platform.

Got to admit that Canaveral has turned out is pretty good so far.

Posted by: pawn at January 18, 2026 02:55 PM (WXTVZ)

145 I'll go one better : We should stop taking refugees completely. I don't care what kind of sob story they have. We're full up, moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:52 PM (X5Jzz)

Bingo. They're refugees in the first place because they fucked up where they came from.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 02:55 PM (snZF9)

146 I'd like to see the results with calibrated check weights.

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2026 02:56 PM (+OnsA)

147 what's a canaveral?

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:56 PM (ZxPkt)

148 139 Nobody here says worsh rag or worshing machine. Or maybe no one does anymore, I don't know.

It's sometimes hard to tell if something is dying out or you're just a stranger in a strange land drinking your sodapop.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 02:52 PM (3uBP9)


My mom was a Colorado farm girl and we kids helped "worsh the deeshes" growing up.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:56 PM (FMtrg)

149 147 what's a canaveral?

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:56 PM (ZxPkt)


Something you get from a Canadian hooker.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 18, 2026 02:57 PM (kvcnI)

150 >>> I always thought rule of thumb was you can go 5 mph over the speed limit off-freeway and 10 mph over on the freeway Done that my whole life and never got a speeding ticket. Remind me bot to drive in California.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 02:48 PM (Kxi0p)


1 mile over and out of state tags will get you pulled over in OK so they can have a nice conversation with you. Happened quite a few times and I never got a ticket. I also don't think I look like a drug runner/murderer. I think they're lonely.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 02:57 PM (3uBP9)

151 Looks like typical Chinese Q/C.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 18, 2026 02:58 PM (36PRH)

152 what's a canaveral?
Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:56 PM (ZxPkt)


It happens just before Eatser in places like Rabzil and the Docminian Rebuplic

Posted by: Kindltot at January 18, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)

153 Sorry to hear LASue.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 18, 2026 02:59 PM (qwx/I)

154 Trump curse strikes again-

Piers Morgan had to undergo emergency hip replacement surgery after he fractured his femur after a severe fall.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 18, 2026 02:36 PM



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: CIA Stumble Gun at January 18, 2026 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

155 Prayers your was LASue.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 03:01 PM (2WIwB)

156 At a coin shop some years ago looking at a pair of coins, the dealer saying they are both the same.
Balancing them with my hands, nope, this one is heavier - hand them to mom (she liked coins), she agrees. Dealer takes the coins and weighs them.
He didn't say anything but the look was...precious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:01 PM (S3Ylv)

157 another FWP:

people who sing the National Anthem at the tempo of a funeral dirge

IT SHOULD TAKE NO MORE THAN 45 SECONDS

Looking at you, NFL

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 03:01 PM (ZxPkt)

158 3 What is deal with the writing on the back of the Bills' helmets, Choose Love?
==
It's the Bills. Invitation to post game sodomy.
Posted by: Obvs at January 18, 2026 02:04 PM (YrUlT)
Wham!'s first video had the performers wearing shirts printed with Choose Life. Draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 03:01 PM (LHPAg)

159 145 I'll go one better : We should stop taking refugees completely. I don't care what kind of sob story they have. We're full up, moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 02:52 PM (X5Jzz)

Bingo. They're refugees in the first place because they fucked up where they came from.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 18, 2026 02:55 PM (snZF9)



The best we should do is arm them and send them back to unfuck whatever shithole they came from. Or die trying. Either way is OK with me, not my problem until some soft headed liberal lets them into my country to spread their third world diseases, sponge off of our social services and try to make the US suck like home.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 03:01 PM (X5Jzz)

160 "Sweden revokes the refugee status of refugees who go on vacation in their home country. The reasoning: if the situation were so dire, they would never go there on vacation." Posted by: rickb223

I think it was Syrian Muslims in Germany complaining that they had better WiFi in Syria. ... Fine, go back home ... you are no refugee.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 03:01 PM (vbXSk)

161 Man, I need a fireplace grill. Cold front blew in over Casa Sin Problemas, and grilling the Sunday steaks outside will be...suboptimal. I do have a really nice fireplace with a good supply of logs. The fire is right there, practically begging for the bone-in ribeyes....my tongs have rubber ends, so they're out...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 18, 2026 03:03 PM (nbLIj)

162 >What is deal with the writing on the back of the Bills' helmets, Choose Love?
==

asked and answered, previous thread

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 03:03 PM (ZxPkt)

163 Prayers please Im about to take my brother to hospice He's fading
Posted by: LASue



Prayers LASue. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 03:03 PM (0x0rk)

164 145 I'll go one better : We should stop taking refugees completely.
-----

We stop taking anyone, re-access the whole program then reconsider who to allow in.

Before we allow anyone in we have boatloads to ship out. When all of them are gone then we may consider whom to let in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:04 PM (S3Ylv)

165 >> Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2026 02:46 PM (qu4ub)

God is with you.

“ Shout for joy, you heavens; rejoice, you earth; burst into song, you mountains! For the Lord comforts his people and will have compassion on his afflicted ones.”

Isaiah 49:13

Posted by: Marcus T at January 18, 2026 03:05 PM (rJjpq)

166 157 another FWP:

people who sing the National Anthem at the tempo of a funeral dirge

IT SHOULD TAKE NO MORE THAN 45 SECONDS

Looking at you, NFL

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 03:01 PM (ZxPkt)



YES ! ! ! Listen to a military band play it some time, they get it done quick. I also hate, hate, hate the singers who try to embellish the National Anthem with their own shitty "style".
Just sing it, toots, and be quick about it.

Posted by: a.moron at January 18, 2026 03:05 PM (X5Jzz)

167 I'll go one better : We should stop taking refugees completely. I don't care what kind of sob story they have. We're full up, moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: a.moron


According to the UN, you must stop and file refugee status in the first country you come to that isn't involved and that you are safe in

Unless you are Canadian or Mexican, you're fucked trying to come to the US.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 03:07 PM (0x0rk)

168 My 1WP is I should go out and clean the driveway again

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:07 PM (Ia/+0)

169 60 Okay.. Who divided by zero?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Undefined.

(swidt?)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 18, 2026 02:21 PM (cYBz/)

***
Dude, no need to explain it. What do ya think we are...a bunch of morons?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 03:08 PM (2WIwB)

170 I apparently have no empathy amd am brainwashed by Fox.

Empathy really means you can put yourself in someone else's mind. By that definition it's the lefties who have none. (Hoe Math's new YT video says the same thing in a more provocative way, and Gad Saad's been saying it for years).


Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:18 PM

I just watched that yesterday. Great video.

YouTube (04:00): https://bit.ly/49NgVip

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:09 PM (P5BPp)

171 So what? That has nothing to do with anything.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 02:47 PM (n9ltV)

It’s a comparison of numbers not a direct comparison of events.

Vietnam was a decade long war. The number of injured is equal to 2 weeks of protest crackdown in Iran?

Sorry that doesn’t pass the smell test.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 03:09 PM (nTi7N)

172 163

Getting dusty in here.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 18, 2026 03:11 PM (Kt19C)

173 Another Marco Rubio meme from X.

https://tinyurl.com/jhabxr9n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 03:12 PM (ix8EF)

174 "According to the UN"
Stop right there.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2026 03:12 PM (4rWc3)

175 people who sing the National Anthem at the tempo of a funeral dirge

"To Anacreon in Heav'n" is a drinking song, in waltz time.
You ought to hear it on a five-string. It really cooks.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 18, 2026 03:13 PM (zdLoL)

176 Where is my barbell at?" What does the "at" add to that sentence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:15 PM

Where My Girls At?

YouTube (02:55): https://bit.ly/4pLC828

Posted by: 702 at January 18, 2026 03:14 PM (P5BPp)

177 Casualties in Iran? With numbers from a newspaper? Sorry, I've been lied to by the media too much. Boy Crying Wolf Syndrome has set in.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 18, 2026 03:15 PM (zZSxi)

178 Thank you all

Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2026 03:17 PM (qu4ub)

179 We have been lied to by "Big Weight," and who knows how long this has been going on!

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A long time. The lies are brazen, and the consequences are terrible for the deceived victims. It's an epidemic.

Posted by: Tinder User at January 18, 2026 03:18 PM (BI5O2)

180 My FWP is the continued use of slang words and phrases in crossword puzzles.

Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes". I get it, we've all misheard song lyrics and whatnot, but that one is so widespread there's gotta be some central source.


Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 02:11 PM

You're right, supposably, there is some central source.

YouTube (01:1: https://bit.ly/4qE5bFO

Posted by: Joey Tribbiani at January 18, 2026 03:18 PM (P5BPp)

181 My FWP:
I'm looking at a bottle cap. They have 21 ridges. Never more, never less. Been that way since they were invented by a dude named William Painter in 1892.
Huh.
I guess this isn't so much a problem as just a factoid that keeps rolling around in my mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 03:19 PM (2WIwB)

182 86 A disturbing trend I’ve noticed is people no longer using verb to be.

Example instead of saying he’s ready people say he ready. Ghetto slang infiltrating normal speech.
Posted by: Really?


He's finnin' to be a hood ornament.
His picture finna be on a t shirt.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 02:29 PM
I grew up with black folk and they told me in the late 50s that they talked so white people couldn't understand them.

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 03:21 PM (LHPAg)

183 My FWP is the continued use of slang words and phrases in crossword puzzles.

Mine is the people who say "all intensive purposes". I get it, we've all misheard song lyrics and whatnot, but that one is so widespread there's gotta be some central source.


Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 02:11 PM

Mine is supposed "engineers" at work who constantly misuse acronyms.

They will put in documents or say in meetings, for example, "ECM module". Well, ECM stands for Engine Control Module. So, what they are typing and saying is Engine Control Module module.

Idiots.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:21 PM (P5BPp)

184 You're a good sister, LASue.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 03:22 PM (viF8m)

185 Speaking of refugees, I know David Crosby was a good singer but (part of his obit):

Crosby sailed the world in a 59-foot Honduran mahogany schooner called the Mayan. He piloted his own plane, lived on a ranch in the wine country north of Santa Barbara, and in his later years experienced a surprising burst of creativity that produced four albums along with concert dates across the country.

The bigger surprise, though, was that he had any later years at all. He suffered from diabetes and arterial disease, was implanted with eight cardiac stents, and survived heart attacks, blackouts, seizures and a motorcycle wreck. When hepatitis C destroyed his liver in 1994, doctors saved his life with a transplant. He was addicted to alcohol, heroin and cocaine, and got clean only after spending 11 months behind bars in Texas for drug and weapon offenses.

Asked in the 2019 documentary “David Crosby: Remember My Name” how he had managed to keep going, he answered succinctly: “No idea, man.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:23 PM (S3Ylv)

186 Vietnam was a decade long war. The number of injured is equal to 2 weeks of protest crackdown in Iran?

Sorry that doesn’t pass the smell test.
Posted by: Really?


1. Your people don't have weapons to defend themselves with.
2. You don't get in trouble for killing them.

5k a week? Easy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 03:25 PM (0x0rk)

187 Posted by: LASue at January 18, 2026 02:46 PM

Prayers up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 18, 2026 03:26 PM (Wnv9h)

188 Why Eating Boogers May Be Good For You

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 18, 2026 03:26 PM (Kt19C)

189 188 Why Eating Boogers May Be Good For You

the conservative case for eating boogers

Posted by: the wulbark at January 18, 2026 03:28 PM (edU/H)

190 So, you're 0.2 oz. off. Tragic, really...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 18, 2026 03:28 PM (XMwZJ)

191 Off topic, but occurs to me that Trump wants Greenland so he can turn it into a penal colony for millions of leftists. I support such a plan completely.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 18, 2026 03:32 PM (XMwZJ)

192 lithotripsy > let her ripsy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Don't fall for cut rate circumcision. It's a rip off.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:20 PM

This is a bris! We're performing a bris here, not a burlesque show. This is not a school play. This is not a baggy-pants farce. This is a bris, a secret ancient ceremony symbolizing the covenant between God and Abraham... or something.

I coulda been a kosher butcher like my brother. The money's good. He's got a union with benefits. And cows don't have families. You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life.

YouTube (03:52): https://bit.ly/3YLNoAy

Posted by: Mohel at January 18, 2026 03:32 PM (P5BPp)

193 Pardon me for the OT, but Iranian State TV has been hacked by the protestors and they have also burned an IRGC base to the ground.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 03:34 PM (0KSrI)

194 177 Casualties in Iran? With numbers from a newspaper? Sorry, I've been lied to by the media too much. Boy Crying Wolf Syndrome has set in.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
-

Casualties from Iran are like casualties from Gaza.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:35 PM (S3Ylv)

195 193 Pardon me for the OT, but Iranian State TV has been hacked by the protestors and they have also burned an IRGC base to the ground.

Posted by: Ben Had
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You are toying with my affections.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:36 PM (S3Ylv)

196 Anti ICE protesters storm church in belief that a pastor had worked for ICE. From "Not the Bee" website:

https://tinyurl.com/mws92n6t

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 03:36 PM (ix8EF)

197 Flurries again, cleared most of driveway

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:38 PM (Ia/+0)

198 These are not "protesters". These are domestic terrorists. Protesters peacefully assemble and do not disturb others. This is domestic terrorism and people need to start calling it out as such.

Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut

Failed CNN News Hack, Don Lemon, leads anti-ICE protesters into a church in Minneapolis!!

He says he thinks the pastor is ICE affiliated. This goes way beyond sane behavior. He’s fcking nuts!!!

X video: https://bit.ly/45kzuZP

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:38 PM (P5BPp)

199 My kids ate kimchi for breakfast before school. My wife would not let them leave the house until they brushed their teeth.
On the weekends it was kimchi at most meals. Great stuff. Very healthy.

Posted by: Uncle Slayton at January 18, 2026 03:40 PM (sQ1aS)

200 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:38 PM (P5BPp)

Yes; It's nuts!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 03:40 PM (ix8EF)

201 This is a bris!
We're performing a bris here, not a burlesque show. This is not a school play. This is not a baggy-pants farce.
This is a bris,
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Unused 'Talking Heads' lyrics from 'Life During Wartime'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:42 PM (S3Ylv)

202 Open a deli and use that scale.

Profit!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 18, 2026 03:42 PM (DsA2n)

203 My other FWP.
The Seahawks won yesterday. I watched the game and alcohol may had been present. I need to lock up my phone during the games.
Anyone know who Angela is?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 03:43 PM (2WIwB)

204 Tommy Robinson @TRobinsonNewEra

ICE agent to agitators:

"We're trying to arrest a child sex offender, that's who you guys are protecting? Insane!"

X video (00:41): https://bit.ly/4r3z02H

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:43 PM (P5BPp)

205 Martin Sellner @Martin_Sellner

What we are witnessing today is the largest ethno-cultural upheaval in Europe since the arrival of the Yamnaya around 5,000 years ago.

They laid the foundation of the European tribes and, ultimately, modern European nations.

Since then, there has been an unbroken chain of ethno-cultural continuity. All foreign invasions, from the Huns to the Ottomans to the Moors, were ultimately repelled.

Today, within just a few decades, this chain is being broken. The people living in huge parts of Europe, France, Germany, England, and Italy in 100 years will not be the descendants of those who lived there 100 years earlier.

This has never happened in the last 5,000 years.

X images: https://bit.ly/4b0EJBv

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:45 PM (P5BPp)

206 Maybe the "3 lb" weight is wrong?

Posted by: no one at January 18, 2026 03:46 PM (qFwJc)

207 Kat Kanada @KatKanada_TM

SPYWARE: Chinese electric vehicles found to be transmitting data to China.

Good thing Mark Carney decided to flood Canada with 50,000 of these every year.

He's turning Canada into a province of China.

X: https://bit.ly/3LQogFO

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:48 PM (P5BPp)

208 The Marxists are itchig for a Civil War

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)

209 I have been pondering if the weight isn't as perfect as it claims it is

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

210 These "protesters" have too much time on their hands.
They want to mug for TV cameras and get attention.
But they need to leave Churches alone. It only makes them look stupid.

Posted by: Case at January 18, 2026 03:51 PM (4rWc3)

211 Insurrection is tough, but you have to put it down like a rabid dog.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Lincoln at January 18, 2026 03:51 PM (qFwJc)

212 Yeah, but do you know to contact the dumbbell maker or the scale maker?

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2026 03:51 PM (qqPPE)

213 Failed CNN News Hack, Don Lemon, leads anti-ICE protesters into a church in Minneapolis!!

He says he thinks the pastor is ICE affiliated. This goes way beyond sane behavior. He’s fcking nuts!!!

X video: https://bit.ly/45kzuZP
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:38 PM (P5BPp)

***

Lemon needs to try that shit in my church. The congregation will pray for his speedy recovery. His right to protest does not trump a person's right to worship in church.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 03:51 PM (2WIwB)

214 Stephen Coughlin @S_Coughlin_DC

Minnesota is transitioning from "Repressive Tolerance" to Maoist Mass Line enforcement - through targeted violence of its opposition (Minnesota citizens) - in the open streets, in broad daylight, with no law enforcement protection. The MPLS Police did not evacuate the streets; they turned them over to the revolutionaries. This is the counter-state in overwatch of the insurgency. Its code name is "Peaceful Protest."

This is what peaceful protest has always meant.

This is not street violence; this is revolutionary operations taking control of an urban area that will be replicated if not (properly) checked.

Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo

Minneapolis (Jan. 17) — Far-left extremists pursued anti-Islam activist Jake Lang for several city streets with impunity after pulling off a ledge & beating him. Once he got in a car, they refused to let him leave & beat him more. Video by @Julio_Rosas11:

X video (00:32): https://bit.ly/3LGRSp4

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:51 PM (P5BPp)

215 Try a different scale and a different dumbbell. I seriously doubt the precision of the dumbbell. C'mon, who cares if their dumbbell is light by two tenths of an ounce?

Posted by: Zombie Abe Lincoln at January 18, 2026 03:54 PM (qFwJc)

216 Don't forget the cranes, the big dockside cranes that unload cargo ships are Chinese manufacture.
They are loaded with spyware.

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey
We ain't got time for that now

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:54 PM (S3Ylv)

217 Cultural Marxists are against Western churches, doesn't surprise me they would charge in during a service

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

218 Off Abe Lincoln sock.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 18, 2026 03:54 PM (qFwJc)

219 " doesn't surprise me they would charge in during a service."

Don't try that shit in the South.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 18, 2026 03:55 PM (qFwJc)

220 Marx wanted all churches gone, you don't think this make believe sex isn't against God?

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:56 PM (Ia/+0)

221
The Germans sent 44 soldiers to Greenland.
44.
Then, recalled them.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 03:57 PM (ZxPkt)

222 They won't start it anywhere except in Deepest Blue area for now.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

223 Today, within just a few decades, this chain is being broken. The people living in huge parts of Europe, France, Germany, England, and Italy in 100 years will not be the descendants of those who lived there 100 years earlier.

This has never happened in the last 5,000 years.
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Why the Don is working so hard for
Hemispherical Independence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:57 PM (S3Ylv)

224 Cultural Marxists are against Western churches, doesn't surprise me they would charge in during a service

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:54 PM

If I remember correctly, they did the same thing during the California Proposition 8 debate. Went after churches which were in support of Prop 8.

This is nothing new. And they never attack mosques, even though Islam and Muslims are the ones who are not only against the alphabet soup insanity, but they also take violent action against it.

In this case with illegal aliens, mosques are probably in on it. Actually surprising here, as a lot of churches support illegals as well, especially Catholic churches.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:58 PM (P5BPp)

225 You're supposed to sweat enough during the workout to add a couple ozs. to the dumbbell. Only dumbbells don't know that.

Posted by: Dumbed-Down Electorate at January 18, 2026 03:58 PM (oftw2)

226 Then, recalled them.
Posted by: Don Black

This situation absolutely calls for a completely futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 18, 2026 03:58 PM (g9tF9)

227 221
The Germans sent 44 soldiers to Greenland.
44.
Then, recalled them.
Posted by: Don Black
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It was so cold they had a difficult time sleeping on their lunch break.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:58 PM (S3Ylv)

228 I'm sorry. I was wrong about that. My reading comprehension is off today.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 03:59 PM (ZxPkt)

229 "This is what peaceful protest has always meant."

Yeah. It is how we got DEI.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 18, 2026 04:00 PM (g9tF9)

230 >>>219 " doesn't surprise me they would charge in during a service."

Don't try that shit in the South.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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They learn the definition of 'ass whoopin'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 04:00 PM (S3Ylv)

231 Is that dumbbell QA Level I certified?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 18, 2026 04:00 PM (/HDaX)

232 Get cleaned up and upstairs
FOODIE NOODIE TIME

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Ia/+0)

233 The X message I read said the Germans were in Greenland for 44 hours.

Not sure what that accomplished.

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 04:01 PM (ZxPkt)

234 The Marxists are itchig for a Civil War
Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)


Their short term goal is to solicit a heavy handed response by the State in front of the cameras in order to undermine the State and gain support from the population.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 04:02 PM (2WIwB)

235 FTSB: A third officer shot a man in the groin, then shot a lawyer in the groin when the lawyer asked the officer for his name.


My hero.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 04:02 PM (jc0TO)

236 Why the Don is working so hard for
Hemispherical Independence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:57 PM (S3Ylv)


This. Bigly.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 18, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)

237 Why the Don is working so hard for
Hemispherical Independence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 03:57 PM (S3Ylv)




He's always like two hemispheres. Separate, independent, full, firm and self-supporting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 18, 2026 04:06 PM (JkO4W)

238
Failed CNN News Hack, Don Lemon, leads anti-ICE protesters into a church in Minneapolis!!

He says he thinks the pastor is ICE affiliated. This goes way beyond sane behavior. He’s fcking nuts!!!

X video: https://bit.ly/45kzuZP
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 03:38 PM

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This low IQ, sad pathetic fairy is trying to revive his prospects by glomming on to these riots. The usual hostility of fudgepackers to Christianity (which traditionally states they're not really on to something after all) may have influenced choosing a church.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 04:11 PM (d4X7t)

239 "ICE agent to agitators:

"We're trying to arrest a child sex offender, that's who you guys are protecting? Insane!"

X video (00:41): https://bit.ly/4r3z02H

Posted by: Clyde Shelton"


ICE agent even seems to have a Hispanic accent and look. Why are white leftist protesters harassing minority LEO's?

Posted by: Ripley at January 18, 2026 04:11 PM (GUOwU)

240
He's always like two hemispheres. Separate, independent, full, firm and self-supporting.
Posted by: Cicero
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[recollects Jane Russell ads for, "us full-figured gals”]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 04:13 PM (XeU6L)

241 Tiffany Savage @patriot_savvy

In 2015, Barack Obama awarded Tom Homan the Presidential Award for Service for Making America Safer at ICE...

10 years later Liberals want Tom Homan killed. It's the same Tom but a different Democrat Party!

X image: https://bit.ly/45gz3j7

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 04:20 PM (P5BPp)

242 "ICE agent to agitators:
"We're trying to arrest a child sex offender, that's who you guys are protecting? Insane!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton"


Demons don't care.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2026 04:34 PM (0x0rk)

243 Not just me! I've been wondering why sticks of Challenge Butter vary in weight from 3.8 ounces to 3.99 ounces - with the paper on. If you are baking using weight measures, I feel like it matters.

Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at January 18, 2026 05:07 PM (Lbp6I)

244 Minnesota police respond to church invasion?

Posted by: Goatweed at January 18, 2026 05:11 PM (jK3NL)

245 I believe the premise is that, with proper use, the weight will gain .2 oz of grime, over time...

Posted by: Jimmy in Texas at January 19, 2026 09:53 AM (iolWE)

246 Minnesota and Illinois should both be sued for allowing in all those Somalian criminals

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 05:23 PM (FLiOE)

Greenland, NATO, The EU...The Clownshow Continues

Whether Greenland is a vitally important strategic island that absolutely requires American possession is a question for the ages, but it is a militarily-important bulwark in the North Atlantic. It is an excellent point from which to defend the Atlantic from the Arctic Ocean and the Barents Sea. Does it have enough rare earth elements and other resources to make it even more important? Yeah...probably not. We have plenty of that sort of stuff in America, it's just that we have an insane regulatory state that makes using our own resources a massive undertaking.

Because it is a territory of Denmark, the few people who live there are treated as vassals, when they are treated at all. That is entirely unsurprising, because the track record of European colonialism is mixed at best.

Greenlanders Blast Danish Rule: 'They Stole Our Future'

This shouldn't be taken as a sign that Greenland natives are anxious to come over to the United States. Denmark is trying to make amends to the natives who were thusly mistreated, to the tune of roughly $46,000 each in reparations. That's just; unlike the calls for reparations in the United States, these payments are being made to the living people who suffered under an unjust policy, which is quite a different kettle of fish.

Many Greenland natives would rather the island be an independent nation. But that's not a tenable solution, especially in today's tense geopolitical atmosphere, where the Arctic is increasingly a vital strategic area, with all the major nations - the United States, Russia, and China in particular - looking to that region's resources. Greenland has to be under someone's defensive envelope, and even as a Danish possession, they fall under the protection of NATO, as it would as a possession of the United States.


President's Trump's saber rattling with respect to "taking Greenland" is entirely unnecessary, and could have been neatly avoided by playing up the miserable living conditions of the people of Greenland, and the equally miserable way they have been treated by the Danes. America could have been their knight in shining armor, bringing equality and prosperity to their shores. Making some offer to purchase or in some other way take possession of Greenland as a reasonable transaction between allies would have disarmed the reflexive nationalism that is bubbling up in Denmark and Greenland. Is the President's threat of military action a serious one? I doubt it. It is more of his unpredictability, which serves him quite well in many ways. But with Greenland I think it is bolstering the enemies of America.

On the other side of the equation, the idea that the EU will rush in with military force to protect Greenland is clownish in the extreme. Force projection is a joke in the EU. They can barely keep their few planes flying, much less maintain any sort of heavy lift capability. In fact, in a recent military exercise, Germany sent 13 soldiers to Greenland, and they had to use a Polish airline to get them there. And less than two days later they were ordered out, presumably because of President Trump's comments.

And the ridiculousness doesn't end there. Threats to throw America out of Europe if we take Greenland? Sure...that would mean an almost instant Russian victory in Ukraine, the loss of many billions of dollars of American spending in Europe, and the very real threat of an expansionist Russia, because there is simply no real military on the continent.

So...everyone calm down. Greeenlanders? Take nice big checks written by America, and maybe some good high-paying jobs in our expanding military infrastructure and mining efforts. Denmark? Smile, cash the check, and relax now that you don't have to deal with Greenland. And the EU? Just sit down and shut up. Nobody cares what you think.

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




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1 I'll fight you for it!

Posted by: Zombie Leif Erickson at January 18, 2026 12:01 PM (P5BPp)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 18, 2026 12:02 PM (NcvvS)

3 Give Greenland back to the original inhabitants - those Scandi Norsemen.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:03 PM (/lPRQ)

4 Personally don't get what all rights to Greenland gets us but certainly can do better than what Denmark does with it.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:04 PM (Ia/+0)

5 But the EU just keeps talking, as if they have any military might.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2026 12:04 PM (vbXSk)

6 If the Greenland spat destroys Nato once and for all, it'll be a win.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:04 PM (L+KN7)

7 Supposedly Greenland is mostly native people

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:05 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Where are the EU warriers billeted?
Thule AFB?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:05 PM (/lPRQ)

9 >>President's Trump's saber rattling with respect to "taking Greenland" is entirely unnecessary

Seems to be working.

>German military withdraws soldiers from Greenland

https://tinyurl.com/4a56kzfp

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)

10
>German military withdraws soldiers from Greenland

https://tinyurl.com/4a56kzfp

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)


LOL.. All 3 of them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:07 PM (VE6XX)

11 I go back and forth. On the one hand I think Greenland could have been put under US control with much less confrontational methods. I see this as a big distraction from real problems, which are many.

On the other hand, it’s an effective way to grab the EU by the back of their head and rub their noses in the poo on the carpet, just to show them that from now on they’re going to do what they’re told and LIKE IT.

And if this instead leads to a final blow up of NATO, well that’s far more their loss than ours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 12:08 PM (1PqKw)

12 It's like the Dodgers signing Kyle Tucker. Is Kyle Tucker going to transform the Dodgers into a World Series contender? Of course not! They already control the league. Nobody really expects the signing of Kyle Tucker to change that.

It's about taking Kyle Tucker because you can. Everyone else in the league can't have him.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (qiWDx)

13 I hope we get Greenland mainly because it’ll drive all the crazy lefties even more insane. Winning

I wonder why a place that’s mostly covered in snow and ice ever got the name Greenland?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (sBt/s)

14 Threats to throw America out of Europe if we take Greenland? Sure...that would mean an almost instant Russian victory in Ukraine, the loss of many billions of dollars of American spending in Europe, and the very real threat of an expansionist Russia, because there is simply no real military on the continent.

What exactly is the threat of an expansionist Russia? Modern day Russia is not the Soviet Union, correct? Is Russia an enemy of western civilization like most of Europe is right now under Islamist rule? Am I wrong to assume that Russia would be an ally in a fight for western civilization against Islam?

Because, in my opinion, that is the current and future war global war. Western civilization against Islamist takeover.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (P5BPp)

15 It's just more of "the Trump Effect." They're compulsively driven to over-reaction, especially when they see what they think is a vulnerable opening. It never is, and they look like fools.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:11 PM (b4LBp)

16 Very good article on the history of our involvement in Greenland and why it's important:

https://tinyurl.com/ysh3t8rj

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 12:11 PM (kpS4V)

17 Trump is playing nato like a fiddle. He says he wants greenland and they knee jerk send troops to greenland in a pathetic show of force to counter what Trump said saying they will defend greenland from Trump. Trump then imposes additional tariffs on the countries that sent troops to greenland.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 18, 2026 12:12 PM (0N4FZ)

18 Greenland is mostly native people

Bone in nose?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 18, 2026 12:13 PM (Kt19C)

19 I wonder why a place that’s mostly covered in snow and ice ever got the name Greenland?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (sBt/s)
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There was a warming period when it was colonized, and the southern fjords were green. Also, PR.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 18, 2026 12:13 PM (kpS4V)

20 I’m laffiing so hard that the threat to the US is the end of nato. I’m like threat? I want it to be a promise. Maybe throw in the end of the UN while you’re at it as a sweetener.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:13 PM (nTi7N)

21 What exactly is the threat of an expansionist Russia? Modern day Russia is not the Soviet Union, correct? Is Russia an enemy of western civilization like most of Europe is right now under Islamist rule? Am I wrong to assume that Russia would be an ally in a fight for western civilization against Islam?

Because, in my opinion, that is the current and future war global war. Western civilization against Islamist takeover.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (P5BPp)

Ask any reasonable American why we should consider Russia an enemy, and there are no answers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (qiWDx)

22 "comprehensive study of hot Greenland babes" binged.

Apparently it has been done.
Depending on your definition of "comprehensive".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (/lPRQ)

23 Trump then imposes additional tariffs on the countries that sent troops to greenland.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 18, 2026 12:12 PM (0N4FZ)

I sense a Supreme Court smackdown on tariffs. Just a bad feeling I've had for a while.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (b4LBp)

24 12 — Burt, the Dodgers and their money are singlehandedly destroying MLB so I’m not a big fan of an analogy that makes us the Dodgers…. I don’t think we’re taking it just because we can, but out of legitimate national interest. In short, we’re the good guys. The Dodgers are not the good guys…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (sBt/s)

25 So...everyone calm down. Greeenlanders? Take nice big checks written by America, and maybe some good high-paying jobs in our expanding military infrastructure and mining efforts. Denmark? Smile, cash the check, and relax now that you don't have to deal with Greenland. And the EU? Just sit down and shut up. Nobody cares what you think.

Honestly, this is the best scenario, so I'm sure that's not what we'll get.

The population of Greenland's so small, I wouldn't even mind making it a state.

Canada's such a mess politically that even a few of their provinces might just aboard the US. Not quite sure if they'd be worth it though, given how Canada trying to become a Chinese satrapy.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (iJfKG)

26 Greenland is icy.
Iceland is mainly green.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (nTi7N)

27 I sense a Supreme Court smackdown on tariffs. Just a bad feeling I've had for a while.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (b4LBp)


Me too and I'm afraid this won't help..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:15 PM (VE6XX)

28
Draw a great earth circle form just about any corner of the former ussr, same for chyna, and korea's fat boi.... about 90% will pass either through, or adjacent to Oranglend. We have radar assets to view those paths, and bases to do things about struff using those paths. Securing those assets should be foremost in every 'murican's mind.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 18, 2026 12:15 PM (QVmho)

29 Did a bad person sock weasel?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:15 PM (/lPRQ)

30 Are these tariffs in addition to the ones being imposed over Iran?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 18, 2026 12:16 PM (0KSrI)

31 I wonder why a place that’s mostly covered in snow and ice ever got the name Greenland?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM

Upon returning to Iceland after his exile ended (around 985 CE), Erik the Red (Erik Thorvaldsson) promoted the land to attract settlers. According to medieval Icelandic sagas (primary sources like the Saga of Erik the Red and references in the Book of Icelanders), he named it Greenland because, as he reportedly said, "people would be more eager to go there if the land had an attractive name." This was essentially a marketing tactic to draw colonists, contrasting with Iceland's name (which emphasized ice to perhaps deter others or reflect features). [ ... ]

While some suggest the southern coasts were genuinely greener then (due to warmer climate allowing vegetation), historical accounts consistently point to Erik's promotional intent as the key reason for the name.

Grok: https://bit.ly/4bbHPmp

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:16 PM (P5BPp)

32 >>LOL.. All 3 of them ?

That's an outrageous claim!


There were 15 of them.

Why have US presidents been seeking to acquire Greenland for over a hundred years, long before rare earth elements were even rare?

America is alone. It's time for people to stop apologizing and seeking coalitions of weaker countries that do nothing to benefit Americans. NATO does nothing for us. The UN does nothing for us. We are the people who benefit us.

Not long ago China offered to finance the building or 3 new airports in Greenland. 3 airports in a country of 55,000 people. Now why would China care about building airports in Greenland?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:16 PM (viF8m)

33 German military withdraws soldiers from Greenland

https://tinyurl.com/4a56kzfp

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:06 PM (viF8m)


Yes...they just got there, as I pointed out. It is unnecessary, because we can get what we want without it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 12:16 PM (n9ltV)

34 I wonder why a place that’s mostly covered in snow and ice ever got the name Greenland?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (sBt/s)
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There was a warming period when it was colonized, and the southern fjords were green. Also, PR.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
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Always heard it was Scandi humor... And to distract from there secret stash of hot women they hid in "Iceland". Nobody will go to a place called Iceland.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:18 PM (/lPRQ)

35 26 Greenland is icy.
Iceland is mainly green.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (nTi7N)

Except for the parts covered by molten lava.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 12:18 PM (1PqKw)

36 What exactly is the threat of an expansionist Russia?



Nobody cared about Russia one way or the other until the early 2010s when there was a sudden shift. So what happened then? Putin banned the adoption of Russian kids to western homosexuals.

Then overnight Putin was 100X worse than Hitler and a threat to western civilization.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:18 PM (nTi7N)

37
12 It's like the Dodgers signing Kyle Tucker. Is Kyle Tucker going to transform the Dodgers into a World Series contender? Of course not! They already control the league. Nobody really expects the signing of Kyle Tucker to change that.

It's about taking Kyle Tucker because you can. Everyone else in the league can't have him.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (qiWDx)

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Public relations by the Scandinavians originally promoting settlement there in the Dark Ages. I'm not making this up.

I read that there is one forest in Greenland, in a protected valley. There used to be a lot more forest, but it was cut down long ago. I wonder if anybody thought about restoring forest land? Probably not.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 12:18 PM (azNOR)

38 Now why would China care about building airports in Greenland?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:16 PM (viF8m)

Maybe they plan to build a casino resort there.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:19 PM (qiWDx)

39
Trump then imposes additional tariffs on the countries that sent troops to greenland.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


Will the Supreme Court put the kibosh on the tariffs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2026 12:19 PM (pkeXY)

40 Eskimo or what ever Artic natives ate these days
I can't keep up

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:20 PM (Ia/+0)

41 I am all for annexing Greenland and paying for this, that and the other thing as long as all the Greenlanders agree to never vote democrat.

Posted by: Colder Than A Well Diggers Ass at January 18, 2026 12:20 PM (R/m4+)

42 39
Trump then imposes additional tariffs on the countries that sent troops to greenland.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


If I had to guess... yes.. In a weasely way.... Not totally because they're chicken shits on cases like this

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:21 PM (VE6XX)

43
37: Failed paste. That was in repose to #13, regarding how Greenland got its bame.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 12:21 PM (azNOR)

44
Europe seems to me, is already gone.

They're just waving goodbye with all their Greenland, etc nonsense.

Get rid of the muslims and their influence? Well, who exactly is going to run that civil war? Cuz it's going to take a lot of bloodshed for that to happen.

Sometimes I just think we parachute in a bunch of arms to areas that don't want their daughters and wives raped by savages and tell them, "Good luck! Let us know if you win."

What a fucking mess. May you live in interesting times, indeed.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 18, 2026 12:21 PM (iJfKG)

45 Burt, the Dodgers and their money are singlehandedly destroying MLB so I’m not a big fan of an analogy that makes us the Dodgers…. I don’t think we’re taking it just because we can, but out of legitimate national interest. In short, we’re the good guys. The Dodgers are not the good guys…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM

My sentiments as well when reading that. LA Dodgers signing Tucker just makes the vast majority of MLB fans hate the Dodgers more and hate what MLB has become. And driving more people away from MLB, because it's obvious their teams have no shot in a ridiculously unfair league.

This all started with TEX Rangers and the A-Rod contract decades ago and things have just gotten worse and worse and worse ever since. And even with the ridiculous amounts of money these players make, they STILL whine they are not making enough. It's laughable. All of professional sports is a joke now. An Uber rich club for the uber rich, completely disconnected from reality of 99.9% of normal people.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:21 PM (P5BPp)

46 Will the Supreme Court put the kibosh on the tariffs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Good question. It requires a "yes/no" answer, which is the very type the Roberts court is reluctant to answer.

Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2026 12:22 PM (q6tQZ)

47 >>Yes...they just got there, as I pointed out. It is unnecessary, because we can get what we want without it.

Yes, they just got there. And then Trump announced sanctions against Germany. And now they are gone.

Does anyone really think what happens in public is the only thing going on? Trump has a phone. I bet it even has international coverage. Trump's pretty good at making deals by doing things his way. So far so good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:22 PM (viF8m)

48 Saving whatever we can get from Europe before the Caliphate runs it is worthy

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Ia/+0)

49 I am all for annexing Greenland and paying for this, that and the other thing as long as all the Greenlanders agree to never vote democrat.
Posted by: Colder Than A Well Diggers Ass at January 18, 2026 12:20 PM (R/m4+)

Then we can make Greenland part of Rhode Island, and possibly change it from perpetually voting Democrat.

I assume 55,000 votes would be enough?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:22 PM (qiWDx)

50 Uh oh!!

Tennessee governor proclaims Jan 19, tomorrow Dolly Parton Day.

Same day as MLK day.

Let the rioting in Memphis begin, lol.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:23 PM (nTi7N)

51 Doesn't Congress have to okay the Greenland deal ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:23 PM (VE6XX)

52 Thing is NATO IS the UNITED STATES. Period because the only other military power in NATO, Poland, is not going to protect Greenland.

Greenland is also a great place to intercept Russian ICBMs going to North America.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 18, 2026 12:23 PM (xvV+O)

53 I go back and forth. On the one hand I think Greenland could have been put under US control with much less confrontational methods. I see this as a big distraction from real problems, which are many.

On the other hand, it’s an effective way to grab the EU by the back of their head and rub their noses in the poo on the carpet, just to show them that from now on they’re going to do what they’re told and LIKE IT.

And if this instead leads to a final blow up of NATO, well that’s far more their loss than ours.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 12:08 PM (1PqKw)


I disagree with the idea that "less confrontational methods" would have achieved the goal. I'm pretty confidant that Pres. Trump made Denmark a reasonable cash-offer for Greenland. The Danes then proceeded to throw a temper tantrum.

The Euro-weenies in NATO then proceeded to throw a temper tantrum and deploy some [laughably tiny] military assets "to keep the U.S. from taking Greenland! ree!!!11!!" Um ... we already have a military base there.

Yeah, those $h!t-birds needed to be publicly humiliated.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (pJWtt)

54 I believe Europeans are drumbeating against Putin because, having failed at almost every level that governments can fail at they’re desperate to have some fake Big Bad Foreign Power they can point at and scare their subjects with.
But they are far too timid to say anything at all about a REAL threat, such as Islam.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (1PqKw)

55 We will have to wait until end of June to know if tje Supreme Court goes bat shit crazy and can't figure out males and females
are different and can't be operated go change a damn thing

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (Ia/+0)

56 Doesn't Congress have to okay the Greenland deal ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Congress didn't ok the Louisiana Purchase.

Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (q6tQZ)

57 Sock fail!

Also for 1/4 the price of the stolen somali welfare under democrats we could have bought Greenland.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 18, 2026 12:25 PM (xvV+O)

58 This crazy-eyed reporter on Meet the Press -- the same thing every week. Why do we indulge this idiocy over and over with such sublime patience?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:26 PM (b4LBp)

59 >And the EU? Just sit down and shut up. Nobody cares what you think.

Actually they do.

"The Americans are going to destroy you economy over a piece of ice....They will sink you and we will help—such is art" --Guess who, Jan 15, 2026

As the CongressMONSTERS and euroMONSTERS continue the theme song chorus. forWAR'd !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRAeGYHNLag

Q: Who carried it better?

"We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours." Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

"We are transferring power from Washington, D.C., and giving it back to you, the people." Trump, Jan 20 2017.

MADMANI/NY,... Coming SOON! with actual icewalkers!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 18, 2026 12:26 PM (R2sMY)

60 No need to make Greenland a state, when it can be a territory.

I'm in the Trumpian 4D Chess camp. Make the Euroweenies fuss about Greenland to break up NATO, which will allow the war in Ukraine to end.

The Ukrainians lost the war in May, 2022, when the Russians took the port of Mariupol on the Azov Sea, which made a permanent land bridge between Crimea and mainland Russia.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 18, 2026 12:26 PM (zZSxi)

61 Congress didn't ok the Louisiana Purchase.
Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (q6tQZ)

I haven't read the Constitution recently, but I think the only thing Congress does now is have hearings where they bring people in and bitch at them for a few minutes.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:26 PM (qiWDx)

62 NATO does nothing for us.

Well, it has done something for me. I got a cushy desk job with lots of easy rank and ribbons and I can pontificate on how important NATO is while disparaging the CINC and giving reach arounds to all my fag buddies in washington.

I love NATO!

Posted by: Lt Col Alexander Vindman, Fat Slob at January 18, 2026 12:27 PM (R/m4+)

63 Sometimes you really do catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

I do think that Trump implying that we would take Greenland by force pissed people off. So now the people of Greenland and Denmark have dug their heels in deep to not let Trump get what he wants.

Reminds me of Trump saying Canada needs to be our 51st state.
All that did was turn people that even liked Trump in Canada against him.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2026 12:27 PM (NpAcC)

64 We've got lots of military presence on Greenland already and if we want more, they won't argue.

So why buy the Greenland cow when you can get the Greenland milk for free?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 12:27 PM (2Ez/1)

65 I haven't read the Constitution recently, but I think the only thing Congress does now is have hearings where they bring people in and bitch at them for a few minutes.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:26 PM (qiWDx


And letters.. Strongly worded letters

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:27 PM (VE6XX)

66 On the other hand, it’s an effective way to grab the EU by the back of their head and rub their noses in the poo on the carpet, just to show them that from now on they’re going to do what they’re told and LIKE IT.

And if this instead leads to a final blow up of NATO, well that’s far more their loss than ours.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I think you exactly nailed why Trump is behaving this way. The Euros behave a lot like China. The EU face is profoundly anti American as their leadership views America as a strategic competitor--the NATO face is a supplicant because Euros do not want to pay for their own self defense nor build the militaries necessary to do so.

Ukraine is where the rubber meets the road and the ridiculous undermining US in trying to institute peace is a sign that the Euros essentially want to take hundreds of billions of Russian frozen foreign assets to plug their own decaying banks and finances. To keep the war going, they 'borrowed' billions against those assets to make up for massive decline in US support under Trump.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:28 PM (E4rtv)

67 I love NATO!
Posted by: Lt Col Alexander Vindman, Fat Slob at January 18, 2026 12:27 PM (R/m4+)

You love Belgian waffles.

Not the same thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 18, 2026 12:28 PM (qiWDx)

68 54 I believe Europeans are drumbeating against Putin because, having failed at almost every level that governments can fail at they’re desperate to have some fake Big Bad Foreign Power they can point at and scare their subjects with.
But they are far too timid to say anything at all about a REAL threat, such as Islam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (1PqKw)

Yup. Fear, diversion, compensation. At this point the desperation makes it dangerous.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:28 PM (b4LBp)

69 Ask any reasonable American why we should consider Russia an enemy, and you'll quickly find out how deeply they buried their sleeper agents.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 18, 2026 12:28 PM (zdLoL)

70 Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:23

Yes: Dolly's 80th birthday is tomorrow. I don't think black folks really care and even in TN it's not the best weather for rioting,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2026 12:28 PM (Nx5jP)

71 States don't have just 56,000 people in it.
I don't want any more states, Greenland, Puerto Rico or any other 2 bit piece of land

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:29 PM (Ia/+0)

72 Maybe Europe is pissed Russia isn't following their path to Hell

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:30 PM (Ia/+0)

73 64 We've got lots of military presence on Greenland already and if we want more, they won't argue.

So why buy the Greenland cow when you can get the Greenland milk for free?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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For a Golden Dome anti missile defense, Greenland is the path for those missiles coming it. As noted above by CBD, the Danes are perfectly willing to let China inside Greenland if they get a few bucks out of the process. Same as how China is trying to buy pols in some of the mid Pacific island chains for Chicom bases to undermine and threaten US forces at Guam.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:30 PM (E4rtv)

74 IIRC a majority of justices seemed skeptical about the Tarriffs during arguments. Beyond the usual suspects.

My gut feeling is scotus has given Trump a lot of wins recently and ACB/Roberts will rule against him, not because the law says so but to start getting some invitations to cool DC cocktail parties again.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:30 PM (nTi7N)

75 Congress didn't ok the Louisiana Purchase.
Posted by: MkY at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (q6tQZ)

That’s a very funny story, and is never taught well. (Only the sanitized version). Jefferson and his ambassador negotiated the deal and bought it on their own, most of Congress was outraged. But it was announced to the people, and after everyone was rejoicing Jefferson asked them “alright so you want me to give it back???”

Britain was really pissed off about it for a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 12:31 PM (cPt74)

76 Any Minnesotans here? Is Minnesota self-sustaining? Will that state survive outside of the larger American economy? Can these delusional Jefferson Davis wannabes operatate an economy? A functioning society?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 18, 2026 12:31 PM (4b7CV)

77 >>Reminds me of Trump saying Canada needs to be our 51st state.
All that did was turn people that even liked Trump in Canada against him.

Canada has been in bed with China for decades. They have been a transit point for Chinese steel and other products that got passed through Canada with a "Product of Canada" tag to evade trade deals while closing their markets to US farm products.

Canada made their choice and now they can learn to live as a vassal state of China. Trump chose wisely.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)

78 My gut feeling is scotus has given Trump a lot of wins recently and ACB/Roberts will rule against him, not because the law says so but to start getting some invitations to cool DC cocktail parties again.
Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:30 PM (nTi7N)

Right before the mid-terms no doubt.. That will crash the economy

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:31 PM (VE6XX)

79
But they are far too timid to say anything at all about a REAL threat, such as Islam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 12:24 PM (1PqKw)

Most European leaders are WEF, and the WEF is far more totalitarian in its aims than Russia. If you recall Hillary and her reset button, the dems adoration of Russia abruptly ended when Putin told Obama that he should not go down the communist road as it was a failure. IMO, dems hoped to spur Putin to revive the USSR. WEF is now following suit, although their plan is to dismantle Russia and take over the land and probably fill it full of Islamists. They are not afraid of Islam, they welcome it, and put the migrants up in hotels and give them cash. Like our Boasberg types, Europe if full of judged eager to let the migrants off when it comes to rape, assault and theft of any magnitude. We should consider deporting Somalis to London or Brussels

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 12:32 PM (kJmLc)

80 but I think the only thing Congress does now is have hearings where they bring people in and bitch at them for a few minutes.
Posted by: BurtTC

Well that and fundraising.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:32 PM (nTi7N)

81 Nobody cared about Russia one way or the other until the early 2010s when there was a sudden shift. So what happened then? Putin banned the adoption of Russian kids to western homosexuals.

Then overnight Putin was 100X worse than Hitler and a threat to western civilization.


Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:18 PM

Interesting how the New World Order seems to revolve around homosexual politics.

Russia with the homosexual policies, JK Rowling with her stance on "transgenders".

And yet the irony is that the demographic (Islam, Muslims, Somalis, etc.) with the most extreme anti-homosexual/"transgender" ideology has the most support among the leftists who are anti-Russia and anti-Rowling.

Western civilization has gone insane.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:32 PM (P5BPp)

82 My gut feeling is scotus has given Trump a lot of wins recently and ACB/Roberts will rule against him, not because the law says so but to start getting some invitations to cool DC cocktail parties again.
Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:30 PM (nTi7N)

I agree. There's a balance sheet in Roberts' head.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:32 PM (b4LBp)

83 That means tonight is Dolly Parton Eve.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 18, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

84 The Euro-weenies in NATO then proceeded to throw a temper tantrum and deploy some [laughably tiny] military assets "to keep the U.S. from taking Greenland! ree!!!11!!" Um ... we already have a military base there.

Yeah, those $h!t-birds needed to be publicly humiliated.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer

I wonder if the gate community at Thule is like any other base?
Pawn shops, used car lots, tattoo parlors, hotels with rooms by the hour and week, juice bars, etc.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:34 PM (/lPRQ)

85 I'm pretty sure we can outbid $43k.

Posted by: the cats at January 18, 2026 12:34 PM (vFG9F)

86 I did my little part. Had to book some flights recently. One option was to connect through MSP. I choose a connection in ORD instead.

Not that Illinois is a bastion of conservatism or anything. But fuck Minnesota.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:34 PM (nTi7N)

87 "German military withdraws soldiers from Greenland"

I would like to know if those germans have ever been taught what happened the last time the germans were involved in a hot war with American troops?

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 18, 2026 12:34 PM (gHU/A)

88 I suppose the situation would be a bit different from our perspective if China was building a military infrastructure in/on Greenland with the intent to hem in US military and commercial traffic. Which is what they'd like to do.

And China would likely do it with Denmark's "permission" as Denmark would likely roll over for China long before they'd roll over for the US. For the $$$. And sticking it to Trump.... which means sticking it to the US.

But mostly sticking it to Trump.

If I were Trump I'd just claim it and let Denmark, the UN and NATO go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 12:34 PM (U2OZr)

89 My gut feeling is scotus has given Trump a lot of wins recently and ACB/Roberts will rule against him, not because the law says so but to start getting some invitations to cool DC cocktail parties again.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:30 PM

Right before the mid-terms no doubt.. That will crash the economy


Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:31 PM

Yep. Trump already stated recently that if SCOTUS rules against tariffs, "we're screwed".

X: https://bit.ly/4sDZE3x

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:34 PM (P5BPp)

90 So the danes are assholes in general?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 12:35 PM (EyfuW)

91 I better go get lunch

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 12:36 PM (Ia/+0)

92 Interesting how the New World Order seems to revolve around homosexual politics..

Western civilization has gone insane.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:32 PM (P5BPp)

Especially when you consider that Blair was charged with "cottaging", Macron looks gay as hell, Schwab was known to have bi-affairs with the likes of Harari (purely gay) and of course Bathhouse Barry

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 12:36 PM (kJmLc)

93 62 NATO does nothing for us.

Which is why a new pro-American-commonwealth eastern block from Poland all the way down to Italy/Greece as a bufferzone between Russia and the antagonistic euroMONSTERS does have some basis a new PaxAmericana all the way to Israel, midEast and South Amreica.

ready for President Rubio?
what could possibly go wrong?

forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 18, 2026 12:36 PM (7nsLC)

94 90 So the danes are assholes in general?
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 12:35 PM (EyfuW)


Yup.. They're the weak brother in Scandinavia

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:36 PM (VE6XX)

95 Eris link at #16 is an important factor than no Leftist media outlets are reporting. (China was trying to bypass Denmark and get approval from Greenlanders to build some airfields.)

Leftists are always so feckless and weak on foreign policy that they almost never are capable of opposing a "camel's nose into the tent" strategy.

One possible scenario I see for Trump's apparent hardline stance is that we have some intelligence of China's next move. For example, China is going to build two "global warming scientific monitoring" stations in Greenland. Of course they need a harbor. Of course they need some dock cranes. Of course they need a sizeable fuel depot.

Then some Chinese fishing boat (spy trawler) signals international distress and needs to dock in the harbor.

For every single tiny step, some Euro politicians would say that is not a provocation for a reaction. Eventually the Chinese would have a military base.

Trump got the Euros to put soldiers on Greenland just over idle talk. Now the step to stop Chinese facilities is much easier for the surrender monkeys to initiate.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 18, 2026 12:36 PM (HlyYF)

96 90 So the danes are assholes in general?
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 12:35 PM (EyfuW)

Not in WWII, but now, yes. But Belgium is worse and competing with the UK for the first to join the ummah

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 12:37 PM (kJmLc)

97 The gop in Congress could pass a tariff bill and it makes the lawsuit moot.

But they won’t of course.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:37 PM (nTi7N)

98 Any Minnesotans here? Is Minnesota self-sustaining? Will that state survive outside of the larger American economy? Can these delusional Jefferson Davis wannabes operatate an economy? A functioning society?

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 18, 2026 12:31 PM

Minnesota becomes Minnesomalia more and more every day. This looks like a scene out of "Blackhawk Down" in Mogadishu, Somalia... only it's in the U.S.A.

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

WATCH: Conservative Activist Jake Lang was attacked at Minneapolis City Hall today.

A violent mob was allowed to drag him through the streets and he was reportedly also stabbed.

Where was law enforcement?

Time for the Insurrection Act.

X video (00:45): https://bit.ly/49HgBkV

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:37 PM (P5BPp)

99 >>I suppose the situation would be a bit different from our perspective if China was building a military infrastructure in/on Greenland with the intent to hem in US military and commercial traffic. Which is what they'd like to do.

As I said above, China recently offered to finance the building of 3 airports in Greenland. 3 airports in a country of 55,000 people. Belt and Road. That forced Denmark to start investing in Greenland infrastructure.

Should we wait until Greenland turns into Venezuela with snow shovels or maybe for once get in front of China?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)

100 So better than paying, steal it from the danes or say thanks for holding it for me.

and give some bucks to the natives who like rock and roll.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 12:37 PM (EyfuW)

101 What about our delicious breakfast pastries?

Posted by: The Danes at January 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

102 Yeah, those $h!t-birds needed to be publicly humiliated.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer


They are threatening to seize our bases in all of Europe. Time to remove our assets and end NATO. Let the deadbeats field their own armies

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 12:39 PM (kJmLc)

103 And the EU? Just sit down and shut up. Nobody cares what you think.

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM

An evergreen sentiment.

Posted by: pookysgirl, watching the snow swirl at January 18, 2026 12:39 PM (JFfOm)

104 WATCH: Conservative Activist Jake Lang was attacked at Minneapolis City Hall today.

A violent mob was allowed to drag him through the streets and he was reportedly also stabbed.

Didn't he burn a Koran ? That's what I heard.... If so I probably wouldn't do that in a muslim crowd

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (VE6XX)

105 This non-lawyer is pretty sure I heard Scott Bessent or some other administration official say that even if SCOTUS does something stupid (like that’d be a surprise) there are other alternative statutory authorities for keeping all the Trump tariffs in place…. No single SCOTUS ruling is gonna scuttle the tariffs

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (xT8gx)

106 An evergreen sentiment.
Posted by: pookysgirl, watching the snow swirl at January 18, 2026 12:39 PM (JFfOm)

Indeed, the entire post was very well done!

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (kJmLc)

107 Conservatives need to start a boycott of Minnesota. No more flying through MSP. No visits. No conventions, nothing. For those who live nearby like in Iowa, don’t go shopping there anymore.

Make them hurt.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (nTi7N)

108 88 I suppose the situation would be a bit different from our perspective if China was building a military infrastructure in/on Greenland with the intent to hem in US military and commercial traffic. Which is what they'd like to do.

As now in Panama? and Chile? and people wonder?
The War on NORMAL PEOPLE, the end of the beginning isn't over yet. forWAR'd !!!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (Fno5H)

109 Greenland would allow the USA to move into European spaces without requiring incredibly expensive bases in Europe. Europe is enraged that the USA might do so, because its a huge part of their economy and allows them to not pay for much of a defense budget.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (PYyV9)

110 75 Congress didn't ok the Louisiana Purchase.
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Complicated but Congress gave Jefferson the power to negotiate and buy New Orleans port, for about $10 million max.

Napoleon did one of his mercurial turns and suddenly said, how about I sell you ALL of France's holdings for $15 million. Jefferson accepted immediately despite the lack of preexisting Congressional approval to go over the amount to be paid for New Orleans.

Pissed off the Spanish and English but the American people as noted above cheered. And thus Jefferson asked for forgiveness from Congress by putting the Louisiana Purchase in form of a treaty before the Senate vote was 24-7.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (E4rtv)

111 "German military withdraws soldiers from Greenland"
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Look, Yank, it's cold, it's desolate and no one cared that we were there. Do you know what seal soup tastes like?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 12:41 PM (XeU6L)

112 > Should we wait until Greenland turns into Venezuela with snow shovels or maybe for once get in front of China?
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Do what I suggest. Claim it. Tell Denmark, China, NATO, the UN and the EU to piss up a rope.

And for God's sake, keep the fucking left from ever going there. Unless it's to dig ditches.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 12:41 PM (U2OZr)

113 Google the "Spiral Case"

an ongoing investigation into Danish physicians forcing birth control onto Greenlandic Inuit women during the 1960s and 1970s by placing intrauterine devices in thousands of Greenlandic Inuit girls and women, often without consent and under the direction of government officials. The program was created to prevent unplanned or unwanted pregnancies, lower costs, and control Greenland's birth rate.

Surprised this hasn't blown up and made front page on this issue.

Posted by: saar at January 18, 2026 12:42 PM (lexfv)

114 nevermind i clicked the link, doh. WELL NOW ITS GETTING OUT THERE GOOD!

Posted by: saar at January 18, 2026 12:43 PM (lexfv)

115 109 Greenland would allow the USA to move into European spaces without requiring incredibly expensive bases in Europe. Europe is enraged that the USA might do so, because its a huge part of their economy and allows them to not pay for much of a defense budget.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (PYyV9)

We need to pull them out. All or military and all our equipment.

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 12:43 PM (kJmLc)

116 Russia for years has been claiming all parts of the arctic. China taking their part now. I always thought it is ours and was shocked when we did No Thing about Russia's claims.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 12:44 PM (S3Ylv)

117 "A violent mob was allowed to drag him through the streets and he was reportedly also stabbed."

I guess they didn't ask him for his papers before they stabbed him. Since they were so concerned about ICE agents -- er, Gestapo -- asking for papers.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:44 PM (b4LBp)

118 As I said above, China recently offered to finance the building of 3 airports in Greenland. 3 airports in a country of 55,000 people. Belt and Road. That forced Denmark to start investing in Greenland infrastructure.

Should we wait until Greenland turns into Venezuela with snow shovels or maybe for once get in front of China?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yup. Finance. As in a loan.
Deliberately over extending poor nations and "repossessing" the ready made naval and air force bases

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:44 PM (/lPRQ)

119

97 The gop in Congress could pass a tariff bill and it makes the lawsuit moot.

But they won’t of course.
Posted by: Really?
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Chamber of Commerce hates tariffs and blowing up globalization plans. Voters are beginning to see through the bullshit promoted by globo homo crowd and that puts the GOP turtles into a dilemma--Chamber money are cheap gets for GOP pols but increasingly what the Chamber wants means defeat at the polls by a public who is beginning to loathe these anti-American cheap labor sobs.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:44 PM (E4rtv)

120 If the natives want it, vote for it. They can use arrows, aiming at or near their leader.

Then u count the dead.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 12:45 PM (EyfuW)

121 Minnesota becomes Minnesomalia more and more every day.

imo, Minneapolis has become somali central, but, that doesn't include all the rural areas which have attempted to use their voices/votes to stand for conservative values.

It's very dispiriting to read that so many here would gladly give up an entire state for the sake of one city.

Posted by: old chick at January 18, 2026 12:45 PM (F3Dlr)

122 Didn't he burn a Koran ? That's what I heard.... If so I probably wouldn't do that in a muslim crowd

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM

If a Muslim went into a crowd of Christians and burned a Bible, the Christians would not react in the same way these people did.

Does not matter if he burned a Koran. In this country, that is allowed. And someone doing that does not give anyone the right to stab a person and drag them through the streets like was done to U.S. soldiers in Somalia.

Being offended does not justify allowing mob violence.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:45 PM (P5BPp)

123 They are threatening to seize our bases in all of Europe. Time to remove our assets and end NATO. Let the deadbeats field their own armies

Posted by: night lifted
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NATO europeon members have petitioned the USA to throw the USA out of it's bases in the islamic ewe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 18, 2026 12:46 PM (xvV+O)

124 Conservatives need to start a boycott of Minnesota. No more flying through MSP. No visits. No conventions, nothing. For those who live nearby like in Iowa, don’t go shopping there anymore.

Make them hurt.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:40 PM (nTi7N)
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I'll start: No more MTM reruns for me!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 18, 2026 12:46 PM (UUvzi)

125 The EU has been less than subtle in their more recent actions. They see the gravy train disappear in the form of tariffs and their immediate response was to create new tariffs of their own. Realizing that was a losing game (if you're playing poker with a $5 chip, and your remaining opponent is sitting on $50 Million and a royal flush). So, now they're turning to China as an alternative. That's just going to result in Chinese imports undercutting the EU's domestic manufacturers, few of which still remain.

Then, the EU join in with the Ukraine and Zelenskyy to try and sabotage any potential peace deals, so Trump cuts them 100% out of the process. They whine and whine about that while simultaneously meeting with Zelenskyy to try and counter any reasonable peace agreement. All the while, they are trying to invoke their domestic censorship to outside countries like the US by financially fining social media parties a % of their worldwide revenue (without any form of enforcement).

THEY ARE NOT OUR ALLIES IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE. NOT ANYMORE.

Posted by: Orson at January 18, 2026 12:47 PM (dIske)

126 Schwab was known to have bi-affairs with the likes of Harari (purely gay)

Eat zee bugs and stick it in me bunghole!

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Klaus Schwab, Weirdo and Closeted Homosexual at January 18, 2026 12:47 PM (R/m4+)

127 If a Muslim went into a crowd of Christians and burned a Bible, the Christians would not react in the same way these people did.

Does not matter if he burned a Koran. In this country, that is allowed. And someone doing that does not give anyone the right to stab a person and drag them through the streets like was done to U.S. soldiers in Somalia.

Being offended does not justify allowing mob violence.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:45 PM (P5BPp)


Of course but since we know they will do it I would think twice unless I had some security with me..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:47 PM (VE6XX)

128 107 Conservatives need to start a boycott of Minnesota. No more flying through MSP. No visits. No conventions, nothing. For those who live nearby like in Iowa, don’t go shopping there anymore.

Make them hurt.
Posted by: Really?

Cutoff their federal funds for fraud. That is what those asshole Dems in MN fear the most. They won't have the money to buy elections and personal wealth from stealing. And I would not be surprised that the 8th Circuit cuts the ground out from under the RESIST district court judges trying to block the cutoffs.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

129 Russia for years has been claiming all parts of the arctic. China taking their part now. I always thought it is ours and was shocked when we did No Thing about Russia's claims.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 12:44 PM (S3Ylv)
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That too was an artifact of preezy Shit Midas, obama and his selling out of the USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 18, 2026 12:48 PM (xvV+O)

130 >>> Napoleon did one of his mercurial turns and suddenly said, how about I sell you ALL of France's holdings for $15 million. Jefferson accepted immediately despite the lack of preexisting Congressional approval to go over the amount to be paid for New Orleans.


And that is how Napoleon stuck US with Minneapolis.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:48 PM (/lPRQ)

131 >What could possibly go wrong?

A: Rebranded/bleach-blonded AOC/VP psycho-dancin' besides prezCandidate Gavin -- Harley/Joker, the next generation.

Why so Serious?
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-GavinUberAlles
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-HillarySoSerious

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 18, 2026 12:49 PM (1RpPc)

132 Listening to the crazy-eyed NBC bint grilling Bessent I realized how our mainstream is completely stuck in the moment (beyond being stuck in "Get Trump!" mode), without any sense of past or future.

When Bessent points out how Trump is thinking ahead re: Greenland and trying to avert a future crisis, she has no idea what he's talking about. Just as she has no handle on the history of it all. You could say she's just ignorant, which would probably be right, but there's more to it.

We live in such a momentary culture.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:49 PM (b4LBp)

133 124 Conservatives need to start a boycott of Minnesota. No more flying through MSP. No visits. No conventions, nothing. For those who live nearby like in Iowa, don’t go shopping there anymore.

Easy to boycott.. Not exactly a destination State... had relatives there and had to visit on numerous occasions.... No thank you.. I'll pass...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:49 PM (VE6XX)

134 125. Let them taste life without us. We can build in Poland and Hungary, and if Russia attacks via Greenland, the Eurotrash can defend

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 12:49 PM (kJmLc)

135 I live with my sister. Shes been a RINO for a long time (loved McCain), but her TDS is truly off the charts. Today we had a huge blow up and when I tried to apologize for losing my temper, I thought she was going to hit me. I apparently have no empathy amd am brainwashed by Fox. Yes, it's all ridiculous, but it still hurts because I love her. She is having a masectomy next month, I have my own health problems and we need to support each other. I have told her time and again that I will not talk politics with her because she doesn't talk, she yells and insults and I end up getting sucked in. Same is true of the rest of my family.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (qCiMj)

136 THEY ARE NOT OUR ALLIES IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE. NOT ANYMORE.
Posted by: Orson
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Yep. Some of the individual Euro countries may be but Brussels bureaucrats in NATO and EU are certainly not.

Bilateral agreements between the US and specific countries are the way to go in the future, not these multilateral messes of treaties. Too easy for those to be hijacked by the hyena bureaucrat class in Belgium.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (E4rtv)

137 I'll start: No more MTM reruns for me!

🤣

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (nTi7N)

138 So I’m minding my own business looking at the latest polls section of RCP a couple days ago and what do I see? According to polls in Texas, Talarico has a pretty clear lead over Crockett… on the GOP side Cornyn and Paxton are essentially tied… but the biggest surprise: Paxton is tied or even slightly behind both Dems.

This is a clear example of lying pollsters…. I’d be willing to bet a fair sum right now that Paxton is easily the GOP nominee and beats whatever Dem by at least 7 points… IOW it won’t be close. But the pollsters sure do portray another reality….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (xT8gx)

139 Mark Carney announced that Canada will attack the US over this. I'm trying to stop laughing and failing.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 12:51 PM (t5upi)

140 Greenland's about 1/4 the size of the US. It's not as big as most people assume by looking at Google maps.

Here's it's actual size without the map projection that makes it seem so large:

https://tinyurl.com/3z5vrm66

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 12:51 PM (U2OZr)

141 Same is true of the rest of my family.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (qCiMj)

I know it's tough. I hope you find some accord.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 18, 2026 12:51 PM (b4LBp)

142 imo, Minneapolis has become somali central, but, that doesn't include all the rural areas which have attempted to use their voices/votes to stand for conservative values.

It's very dispiriting to read that so many here would gladly give up an entire state for the sake of one city.


Posted by: old chick at January 18, 2026 12:45 PM

I can't speak for anyone else who comments here, but I am not in favor of giving up on any U.S. city or state. That includes CA, IL, NYC, etc. It would be national suicide to do so.

With respect to Minnesota, I am 100% in favor of deporting every last Somali, illegal or legal, who has been involved in corruption and fraud. If that's all of them, then deport them all. I am also in favor of revoking Ilhan's citizenship, kicking her out of elected office and deporting her back to Somalia.

Those actions, combined with shutting down every single last fraudulent "business" these Somalis and their partners in Minnesota government had going, would go a long way to turning Minnesota back to normal.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:52 PM (P5BPp)

143 LinusVanPelt, I like how every democrat propagandist outlet says that the democrat primary winner will face Cornyn, not Paxton, without breaking a sweat. Every. Time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 18, 2026 12:52 PM (xvV+O)

144 This is a clear example of lying pollsters…. I’d be willing to bet a fair sum right now that Paxton is easily the GOP nominee and beats whatever Dem by at least 7 points… IOW it won’t be close. But the pollsters sure do portray another reality….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (xT8gx)

A whole slew of new polls have come out each one mire dire for republican's than the next.. They're trying too hard

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:53 PM (VE6XX)

145 134 125. Let them taste life without us. We can build in Poland and Hungary, and if Russia attacks via Greenland, the Eurotrash can defend
Posted by: night lifted

Greenland is far more important to US defenses than Euroland anymore. The new model of warfare are missiles and drones, not armored warfare on the European plains. We need Greenland as the polar route is the route of a lot of ICBM missiles to the US and thus Greenland is key for the new Golden Dome defenses from rancid countries like China and perhaps, not likely Russia.

Reason why we were in Greenland in the first place after WWII.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)

146 "I apparently have no empathy and am brainwashed by Fox. "

They always say that even if you don't watch Fox. Anyway, empathy for who? Lunatics?

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 12:53 PM (vFG9F)

147 Canada made their choice and now they can learn to live as a vassal state of China. Trump chose wisely.

BTW, the California billionaire tax? If all of the Silicon Valley bigwigs leave the state (many already have) guess who's the largest landowner left in California? China.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 12:53 PM (t5upi)

148 141 Same is true of the rest of my family.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (qCiMj)


You have us... For what it's worth...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:54 PM (VE6XX)

149 Cutoff their federal funds for fraud. That is what those asshole Dems in MN fear the most. They won't have the money to buy elections and personal wealth from stealing. And I would not be surprised that the 8th Circuit cuts the ground out from under the RESIST district court judges trying to block the cutoffs.
Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)


The 8th is something like 10-1 Republican. But most of those are Baby Bush appointees. So it’s not a slam dunk.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:54 PM (nTi7N)

150 A land grab makes sense, strategically, but it's not for the people. What have they done for the people here?

Jack and shit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 18, 2026 12:54 PM (BSdIE)

151 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Leftist teacher is in tears, claiming America feels like Nazi Germany.

That someone capable of making such a comparison is entrusted with educating our children is profoundly disturbing.

https://tinyurl.com/2uhkdfut

Posted by: redridinghood at January 18, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

152 Interesting to see if Denmark officials are on the take from the Chicomms.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 18, 2026 12:55 PM (zWqu+)

153 Tennessee governor proclaims Jan 19, tomorrow Dolly Parton Day.

Same day as MLK day.

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She's performing this weekend in St. Louis at Powell Hall. St. Louis Symphony Orchestra is performing as well. Wife and daughter are going to the afternoon show.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 18, 2026 12:55 PM (bQ4nt)

154 I've seen this movie before. Greenland is the ugly duckling girl who through the miracle of puberty has turned into a beautiful swan. Denmark is the femme neighbor who has always hung out with Greenland, and is jealous that the stud quarterback (USA) is now interested in Greenland.
"Don't fall for his charm and good looks, Greenland! It's me who has always loved you!"
"Stop it Denmark. I've always known you were gay as soccer. But don't worry. Germany is gay, too, and just dying to sample your cherry Danish. I know the US just wants me for my minerals, but I can use them, too."

Posted by: Wally at January 18, 2026 12:55 PM (DEw/K)

155 Greenland's about 1/4 the size of the US. It's not as big as most people assume by looking at Google maps.

Funniest thing I've seen on X about Greenland is that it has like 60,000 residents. So we send 50,000 Americans there as cultural enrichers and demand they be able to vote, and then they vote to join the US. The Democrats came up with a great plan, we might as well get some good use out of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (t5upi)

156 Almost-The-Bee:
Heart attacks from the COVID vaccination shots have been traced to the patients' names being written down in a Death Note. The Death Note is famous for causing the death of people whose names have been written upon its pages. It is unclear how the book came to be in possession of Dr. Fauci, or who taped a new cover to its front with "Vaccine Tracking Notebook" scribbed upon it.

Update: The FBI believes no doctor was involved in creating the cover. The new label was perfectly legible, indicating a separate source.

Update #2: the blue-haired nose-ringed demon reported by those who handled the Vaccine Tracking Notebook turned out to be an actual person. It is currently protesting nearby with a sign reading "ICE out of Venezuela!" and blowing a loud whistle.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (4h45B)

157 Same is true of the rest of my family.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v

I have thought of you numerous times because I rarely see your nic. Perhaps spend more time here with like-minded people to feel fellowship and counter your sister's tds silently. You need both good health and your sister, now is especially difficult to be an island.

Posted by: old chick at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (F3Dlr)

158 I can't speak for anyone else who comments here, but I am not in favor of giving up on any U.S. city or state. That includes CA, IL, NYC, etc. It would be national suicide to do so.

Imagine election results without NYC or Chicago votes. Dems would never win a national election again.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (nTi7N)

159 >> "I apparently have no empathy and am brainwashed by Fox. "

What is ironic about this statement is that neither I nor most conservatives I know ever watch Fox anymore…. That early Arizona call on election night 2020 and I haven’t trusted Fox since….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (xT8gx)

160 Of course but since we know they will do it I would think twice unless I had some security with me..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 12:47 PM

My point is we know they will do it because we allow them to do it. And they shouldn't be allowed.

What this incident helpfully shows is that there is a different application of the laws in this country based on what demographic you are. It is good to expose that for all to see. Which is what he did.

If someone is allowed to burn a Bible but not burn a Koran, then we know we have Islamic no-go zones in this country and we have ceded power and control to Muslims. That cannot be allowed.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 12:57 PM (P5BPp)

161 So...everyone calm down. Greeenlanders? Take nice big checks written by America, and maybe some good high-paying jobs in our expanding military infrastructure and mining efforts.
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And Dynamite!

We're going to blow up those glaciers into beautiful, yuge ski slopes. Greenland will become a major tourist destination and everyone will have high paying jobs.

With no Russian or Chinese subs lurking beyond the harbor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 12:57 PM (S3Ylv)

162 Greenland's about 1/4 the size of the US. It's not as big as most people assume by looking at Google maps.

Here's it's actual size without the map projection that makes it seem so large:

https://tinyurl.com/3z5vrm66
Posted by: Martini Farmer


If it is bigger than Texas we definitely should get it.
Then it can be noted that there are other states and territories that are bigger.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 12:57 PM (/lPRQ)

163 Those actions, combined with shutting down every single last fraudulent "business" these Somalis and their partners in Minnesota government had going, would go a long way to turning Minnesota back to normal.

Don't forget the most important part: supervised elections and ballot counting.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 12:58 PM (t5upi)

164 The 8th is something like 10-1 Republican. But most of those are Baby Bush appointees. So it’s not a slam dunk.
Posted by: Really?
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Law is pretty clear. The Dems have been trying to use the idea from Obamacare Medicaid decision that cutting off funds hurts the poors but that particular decision, which distinguished previous decisions like SD v. Dole on the spending clause, does not apply to a state fomenting fraud on purpose for political power.

The Resist! district court judges are fighting a losing battle as Trump is winning over half the appellate battles and 84 percent so far at Scotus.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 12:59 PM (E4rtv)

165 There's often a method to Trump's madness even if not evident. He's up to several things with "Greenland"

Trump & Co recently released a report on US global strategic priorities:
1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine
2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1
3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1
4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1

"Greenland" is clearly part of #1.

But it's also #3. Denmark has sovereignty over Greenland only in a nominal way for historic reasons now obscure. You'd think our NATO allies would appreciate our strategic interest and play along. But no.

By sending a token resistance force our NATO allies are proving that the Alliance is long past its expiration.



Posted by: Ignoramus at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (dtajH)

166
What is ironic about this statement is that neither I nor most conservatives I know ever watch Fox anymore…. That early Arizona call on election night 2020 and I haven’t trusted Fox since….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (xT8gx)

Yep.

I was on Reddit a while back and someone trotted out the Fox News nonsense. I replied back with something like you probably still think the Koch brothers are relevant in conservative circles.
Nobody got the joke. They still think it’s 2011

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (nTi7N)

167 Leftist teacher is in tears, claiming America feels like Nazi Germany.
That someone capable of making such a comparison is entrusted with educating our children is profoundly disturbing.

The days of Helen Crump are long gone. Most teachers today are lazy shitheads only interested in a cushy job, molesting children and promoting the homosexual agenda when not doing drugs and posting on TikTok.

Posted by: Abolish The NEA And Government Schools at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (R/m4+)

168 With respect to Minnesota, I am 100% in favor of deporting every last Somali, illegal or legal, who has been involved in corruption and fraud. If that's all of them, then deport them all. I am also in favor of revoking Ilhan's citizenship, kicking her out of elected office and deporting her back to Somalia.

Those actions, combined with shutting down every single last fraudulent "business" these Somalis and their partners in Minnesota government had going, would go a long way to turning Minnesota back to normal.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Instead of deporting how about "life imprisonment with hard labor" then hiring them out to some African diamond mine?

/This is purely hypothetical of course.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (/lPRQ)

169 "I apparently have no empathy and am brainwashed by Fox. "
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No empathy is a good thing. Search "Empathy as a negative trait'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (XeU6L)

170 If Trump stopped all flights and trains, he would have all the fake protesters with no hotel rooms stuck.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (EyfuW)

171 159 >> "I apparently have no empathy and am brainwashed by Fox. "

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And that leaves the obvious question--what media does she watch? I'll bet MSM and social media of the liberal persuasion.

You might try pushing her toward X as it is about as balanced as you might find as far as media.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)

172 “Western Civ” has not gone insane, just a small section of the self-described elite and/or some of the shadow government spooks and such. Nobody for this shit, “we” did not do this, or that.

“We” are not “losing” our country, it has been stolen right in front of our eyes.
——-

I’m not sure Jefferson knew what was happening at the time. They didn’t have fast comms back then, it probably took 3 weeks to get a message from Europe to the U. States.

The plan was to purchase the port of New Orleans, as they had to be able to control the mouth of the Mississippi.

The French rep asked (Livingston?) “how about just buying all of Louisiana?” which at the time wasn’t even fully surveyed. It comprised about 2/3rds of what is now the USA, not just the area or what we call Louisiana now. All the way up to what is now Montana. About 3c an acre, not bad, Tom.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (wNEJY)

173 Failed paste. That was in repose to #13, regarding how Greenland got its bame.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 12:21 PM (azNOR)

I once read how they got their bame, but wasn't sure how they got their name.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 18, 2026 01:01 PM (5xuJ/)

174 147 Canada made their choice and now they can learn to live as a vassal state of China. Trump chose wisely.

BTW, the California billionaire tax? If all of the Silicon Valley bigwigs leave the state (many already have) guess who's the largest landowner left in California? China.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 12:53 PM (t5upi)
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Wouldn't it be funny if California claims a bunch of that Chinese land through eminent domain? Turn it into Homes For The Homeless, or whatever crap?

Though the likelihood that would happen is nil. After all, the ONLY time they cleaned up San Fran from the homeless, the druggies, and the open-air pot-a-spot on the streets and sidewalks was when Xi came to town. They know *exactly* who their masters and rulers are.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 18, 2026 01:01 PM (4h45B)

175 My #1 news source is The Daily Mail. I'm not sure what that says about Fox News.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 01:02 PM (vFG9F)

176 I was on Reddit a while back and someone trotted out the Fox News nonsense. I replied back with something like you probably still think the Koch brothers are relevant in conservative circles.
Nobody got the joke. They still think it’s 2011
Posted by: Really?

Aside from a few specialized forums, Reddit in general is a shithole where the sum total of knowledge is inversely related to the number of leftist air heads in a particular forum.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

177 170 If Trump stopped all flights and trains, he would have all the fake protesters with no hotel rooms stuck.
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (EyfuW)

Speaking of that, a Hilton in St Paul has thrown all the ICE agents out citing security threats....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 01:02 PM (VE6XX)

178 Posted by: Ignoramus at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM (dtajH)

Our "allies" are largely WEF, and want to smash themselves and the West to bring about a Great Reset, where everyone (except the leadership of the WEF) starts over with nothing. "You'll own nothing and be happy" is real for them.

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 01:02 PM (kJmLc)

179 Those actions, combined with shutting down every single last fraudulent "business" these Somalis and their partners in Minnesota government had going, would go a long way to turning Minnesota back to normal.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

I agree. Unfortunately the fraud has been allowed to flourish in other states too and them simply relocating is going to be a huge problem in ridding this country of the people now accustomed to the easy takings.

Posted by: old chick at January 18, 2026 01:03 PM (F3Dlr)

180 I was on Reddit a while back and someone trotted out the Fox News nonsense. I replied back with something like you probably still think the Koch brothers are relevant in conservative circles.
Nobody got the joke. They still think it’s 2011


They can't conceive of an actual decentralized movement, because they're top-down take orders all the way. And that's fine, we'd rather not Antifa show up and harass Ace and the cobs.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:03 PM (t5upi)

181 175 My #1 news source is The Daily Mail. I'm not sure what that says about Fox News.
Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 01:02 PM (vFG9F)

Comments at that site are increasingly America hating

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 01:03 PM (kJmLc)

182 China recently offered to finance the building of 3 airports in Greenland. 3 airports in a country of 55,000 people.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)


Alaska has something like 1,000+ airports, so the number seems low. But the fact that China is offering to build them is the problem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 18, 2026 01:04 PM (n9ltV)

183 Even if Fox were the most hard core right wing channel it’s still laughable how the left whines about it. They have everything else. They have the music industry, most of big tech, movies, TV, Netflix, every local news station, every major newspaper.

But they talk about being brainwashed by Fox?

GTFO with that bullshit.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 01:04 PM (nTi7N)

184 I watch Gutfeld on Fox.. Occasionally Waters...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

185 Aside from a few specialized forums, Reddit in general is a shithole where the sum total of knowledge is inversely related to the number of leftist air heads in a particular forum.

And even on the specialized forums you're likely to see a completely random off-topic Trump slam or whatever on a regular basis.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:05 PM (t5upi)

186 >>>122 Didn't he burn a Koran ? That's what I heard.... If so I probably wouldn't do that in a muslim crowd

Posted by: It's me donna
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Preacher in Florida burned a Koran - Obama put him in jail. The Muslims (courted and encouraged by Obama) were in a tither.

Anne Barnhardt ordered the first ever AR-15 in pink, made a U-Toob reading the Koran bookmarked with bacon. After reading a passage she tore out the page and burned it. Then proceeded to another bacon bookmarked page and read more.

She posted her address with a picture of herself with her new AR saying, come get me.

Anne Barnhardt is great American.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:06 PM (S3Ylv)

187
77

Canada made their choice and now they can learn to live as a vassal state of China. Trump chose wisely.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:31 PM

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I hope there will be more to it than that. We can't tolerate a Chinese colony on our border.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 01:06 PM (azNOR)

188 I’m not sure Jefferson knew what was happening at the time. They didn’t have fast comms back then, it probably took 3 weeks to get a message from Europe to the U. States.

The plan was to purchase the port of New Orleans, as they had to be able to control the mouth of the Mississippi.

The French rep asked (Livingston?) “how about just buying all of Louisiana?” which at the time wasn’t even fully surveyed. It comprised about 2/3rds of what is now the USA, not just the area or what we call Louisiana now. All the way up to what is now Montana. About 3c an acre, not bad, Tom.
Posted by: Common Tater
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The point is that Tom immediately accepted without telling Congress and sent back instructions to buy the whole shebang via treaty. After the Treaty was inked, then Tom informed Congress presenting it with fait accompli.

If the Senate tried to vote against it, the people (and land speculating donors) would rise up and kick their asses out of office and if the House balked about the additional payment authorization, the same issue.

Tom wrote a 'hot' check for the Lousiana Purchase knowing that Congress would grudgingly have to approve the purchase after the fact.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

189 I hope there will be more to it than that. We can't tolerate a Chinese colony on our border.

If it gets to that stage the Donroe Doctrine will definitely kick in to deal with it.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:07 PM (t5upi)

190 Marco Rubio can also be the prime minister of Canada while it gets de-Chinafied.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:08 PM (t5upi)

191 I have lurked here but haven't been able to spend much time here. Life is nuts right now. I get along well with my sister and family when we don't tslk politics, but for some reason, it drives my sister nuts to think I disagree with her. The weird thing is she voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020 (reluctantly) but has hated him with a red hot hate since 1/9. Her late husband, who died in '19 was a conservative, and weaned her away from the Dems, but now that he's gone, she's influenced by her millennial lib son and lib friends. Hate to say it, because she thinks she's a feminist, but she's followed the lead of men all her life and now its her son. Funny because I can talk politics with him without blowups, but she is all emotion. I lack empathy I guess, because i try my best to reason instead of scream.v

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 01:08 PM (qCiMj)

192 And even on the specialized forums you're likely to see a completely random off-topic Trump slam or whatever on a regular basis.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Not so random. I think a lot of those are shitbird bots or paid by the post types in foreign places to interject those. Psyop. And some are real leftists (here and abroad) that cannot stop their anti American and anti Trump drivel because they think it makes them look 'smart' and 'cool'. Loser douchebags in reality.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:09 PM (E4rtv)

193 And even on the specialized forums you're likely to see a completely random off-topic Trump slam or whatever on a regular basis.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:05 PM (t5upi)

Saw this on a Reddit sub about home buying. Most of the comments were how Trump and his billionaire buddies won’t allow the middle class to own homes.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 01:09 PM (nTi7N)

194 The world operates on the basis of force and actual strength, like Machiavelli said. It does not operate on "fair." While fairness us a valud abd usually beneficial aspect of applied power, it is in itself an appeal to emotion, good feelings, not necessary conditions.

What on Earth do the psychopaths in Minneapolis propose as a better state if affairs? They can not and will prosper without markets for their goods and resources for their economy. Jacob Frey and Tim Walz are picking a fight that the people of their state will not win; this Renee Good was a victim - foolushly - of that regime's own addiction ti fraud and graft. Useful idiot. No, Minnesota will not be let go just because the delusional morons running the place say so. But the potential for real damage for zero gain to anyone continues to rise.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 18, 2026 01:09 PM (4b7CV)

195 I am unbelievably impressed with the restraint of our border LE guys. I'm watching scenes from Minnesota of mobs manhandling ICE agents, knocking them to the ground and swarming them, and I have to tell you, I'd be shooting people in the face to get them off me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 01:10 PM (jc0TO)

196 ------

I hope there will be more to it than that. We can't tolerate a Chinese colony on our border.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Canada made a regrettable choice. There will be much infrastructure employment at our northern border.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:10 PM (S3Ylv)

197 "Comments at that site are increasingly America hating
Posted by: night lifted"

I rarely read the comments there. The DM is a rag, but somehow they manage to scoop most other sources, and often provide more info and photos. Like most things, anything I read there is filtered thru my version of reality.

Posted by: fd at January 18, 2026 01:10 PM (vFG9F)

198 26 Greenland is icy.
Iceland is mainly green.

Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:14 PM (nTi7N)

Greta is still a retard.

Yay - climate change!

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2026 01:10 PM (qwype)

199 China recently offered to finance the building of 3 airports in Greenland. 3 airports in a country of 55,000 people.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)

Alaska has something like 1,000+ airports, so the number seems low. But the fact that China is offering to build them is the problem.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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What may be seen as an "airport" in Alaska are most likely grass strips recognized by FAA as an "airport". There are many advantages to doing this with a private airfield...

Chyna is financing what the general public thinks of as an airport and hoping they can repo it. Instant Chyna AF Base build unde disguise as a civilian airport.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 01:12 PM (/lPRQ)

200
If it is bigger than Texas we definitely should get it.
Then it can be noted that there are other states and territories that are bigger.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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There may be some things on this earth bigger than Texas but nothing better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:12 PM (S3Ylv)

201 How much is the oceanfront properties in Greenland?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 18, 2026 01:12 PM (jrgJz)

202 The question is why The Trumpster wants possession of Greenland when they will let him build any radar and naval bases he wants. And if he wants to dig a mine then negotiate a deal and have at it.

I think the answer is that the war gamers foresee the feckless Denmark and most of Europe being overrun by the Muslims in the not too distant future and then we would be ordered out of their territory.

Posted by: SS at January 18, 2026 01:14 PM (e8Nbd)

203 The question is why The Trumpster wants possession of Greenland when they will let him build any radar and naval bases he wants. And if he wants to dig a mine then negotiate a deal and have at it.

I think the answer is that the war gamers foresee the feckless Denmark and most of Europe being overrun by the Muslims in the not too distant future and then we would be ordered out of their territory.


Exactly. Canada's dropping their drawers for Xi, Europe's doing it for Islam, you can't trust anyone.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:15 PM (t5upi)

204 Funny because I can talk politics with him without blowups, but she is all emotion. I lack empathy I guess, because i try my best to reason instead of scream.v
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v
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Because her positions are not her own nor did she reason to get where she is today. Those type go emo because they cannot rationally defend what they say and thus being challenged without the knowledge to back it up, means mental overload and spazzing out.

I would see that happen sometimes in classes I taught when the passionate types could not intellectually support their own positions. They often melted down or sat down in sullen silence because the facts on the ground did not match what they thought they should be.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:15 PM (E4rtv)

205 Everything in China is on a leash. Some things have longer leashes than others.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:16 PM (S3Ylv)

206 BTW, in global warming news, Kamala just bought an $8 million beachfront mansion. Funny how the people claiming the oceans are catastrophically rising keep doing that.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:16 PM (t5upi)

207 I live with my sister. Shes been a RINO for a long time (loved McCain), but her TDS is truly off the charts. Today we had a huge blow up and when I tried to apologize for losing my temper, I thought she was going to hit me. I apparently have no empathy amd am brainwashed by Fox. Yes, it's all ridiculous, but it still hurts because I love her. She is having a masectomy next month, I have my own health problems and we need to support each other. I have told her time and again that I will not talk politics with her because she doesn't talk, she yells and insults and I end up getting sucked in. Same is true of the rest of my family.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 12:50 PM (qCiMj)

These stories have made me glad I was an only child. With my temperament, she'd be totally cut off. Sister or not. There are times when "family" is vastly overrated. I don't possess the patience anymore for that nonsense. Life's too short, and at my age, time is at a premium. Not to be wasted on fools.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 18, 2026 01:16 PM (5xuJ/)

208 Why would Russia invade Europe?

That's where all their money comes from.

Killing your customers does not improve business.

Plus the headache of managing all those whining pussies.

Posted by: pawn at January 18, 2026 01:17 PM (rbIOb)

209 As far as CHinese colonies go, you do know that all the "birth tourism" china babies who are "citizens" ae close to voting age. About a million of them, technically American, but totally Chinese. This will make Somalisota look minor.

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 01:17 PM (kJmLc)

210 I hope Trump lets the Greenland question lay for a bit. I'm more inclined to set the 10th Mountain out of Drum to Minneapolis than to Nuuk.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 01:17 PM (jc0TO)

211 I rarely read the comments there. The DM is a rag, but somehow they manage to scoop most other sources, and often provide more info and photos. Like most things, anything I read there is filtered thru my version of reality.
Posted by: fd
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I used to read the DM but they have taken a bad turn recently probably due to Queer Starmer as PM.

Now it is JJ, X, and Substack for substantive knowledge.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:17 PM (E4rtv)

212 I lack empathy I guess ...
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v

I doubt that. I think you might lack the time or opportunity to be able to relax and not guard every word.

It is exhaustion, not a lack of interest or empathy in politics.

Posted by: old chick at January 18, 2026 01:18 PM (F3Dlr)

213 I apparently have no empathy amd am brainwashed by Fox.

Empathy really means you can put yourself in someone else's mind. By that definition it's the lefties who have none. (Hoe Math's new YT video says the same thing in a more provocative way, and Gad Saad's been saying it for years).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:18 PM (t5upi)

214 I think the answer is that the war gamers foresee the feckless Denmark and most of Europe being overrun by the Muslims in the not too distant future and then we would be ordered out of their territory.
***********
Very recently Muz pols in Brussels told the Federal Parliament, that it's time for those who don't agree with Islam to GTFO of Belgium.

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 01:20 PM (kJmLc)

215 Donna,
The personal attacks are designed to hurt you emotionally to stop you from telling her facts that upset her world.

Seems to be personally directed at you but really it is because your sister cannot deal with losing an argument so goes emo and insulting just to stop the cognitive dissonance.

Could be the health issues are getting to her mentally so lashing out on other things makes her feel 'better'.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:23 PM (E4rtv)

216 The left: European colonization is one of the greatest crimes against humanity in history

Also the left: If Trump frees one of Denmark's colonies he is a dictator like Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

217 Anyone hear about a potential deployment of Army Airborne from Alaska to Minneapolis?

Rumors suggest the 11th Airborne was told to put about 1500 Soldiers on standby for possible deployment to MN.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 18, 2026 01:24 PM (U2OZr)

218 216 The left: European colonization is one of the greatest crimes against humanity in history

Also the left: If Trump frees one of Denmark's colonies he is a dictator like Hitler.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2026 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

But Europe being colonized is cool?

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 01:24 PM (kJmLc)

219 The leftist definition of empathy is an odd one.

So they have "empathy" for illegals which means they will try to stop laws from being enforced to deport them so they can harvest their votes, pay them below a "living wage" under the table, and grift off of their welfare. And it should be noted their level of support for illegals has directly increased as the infrastructure to use them has.

While it is true that there are often multiple motivations for why people do things it sure seems like every example of leftist "empathy" is something that directly benefits them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

220 I ran across the best AI video I've seen.

Someone asked Grok to make a video as if it was Amelie, the character EngSoc is currently trying to suppress and its...good. https://tinyurl.com/4e2583j4

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)

221 >>>argument so goes emo and insulting just to stop the cognitive dissonance.

Could be the health issues are getting to her mentally so lashing out on other things makes her feel 'better'.
Posted by: whig
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Knowing her as well as you do you can probably see it coming. Make her a cup of coffee and slip a Valium in it. The aggrievement will go away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:27 PM (S3Ylv)

222 We will pay all Greenlanders:

1. $46,000 US Dollars
2. A free Sixpack of Heineken Light
3. Free scholarship to the Tim Walz Learing Centers
4. A free BA Degree from Harvard in The Origin of
Indigenous People of Sub-Sahan Africa

It is a deal.... I mean what can the US and Donny Trump do to help more then we did ????

Posted by: The EU Leadership at January 18, 2026 01:27 PM (My2aF)

223 But Europe being colonized is cool?

This is another one of those odd ones, where the left will claim bringing third worlders to Europe benefits them where the data says it does not, but that bringing first worlders to the third world was an outrage even through the data is clear it benefited the people living there. Compare India in 1600 v India in 1950.

Also occasionally I will see leftists react to an American warning about the dangers of illegal immigration by posting an American Indian. YOU ARE LITERALLY MAKING THE RIGHT's CASE HERE

Posted by: 18-1 at January 18, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

224 We should offer Greenlanders the same deal we give Puerto Ricans.

And give every adult a free snowmobile.

Trump know how to close a deal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 18, 2026 01:29 PM (dtajH)

225 While it is true that there are often multiple motivations for why people do things it sure seems like every example of leftist "empathy" is something that directly benefits them.
Posted by: 18-1

Borg mind is what does it. So leftist women do not report rapes if one of their illegal pets rapes them and so on. All for the Hive, nothing for the individual.

That is how some people use their 'free will' in that they willingly subordinate themselves to something bigger because they are afraid of being outside the Borg/herd.

Outside the Borg, there be monsters.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:31 PM (E4rtv)

226 Imagine election results without NYC or Chicago votes. Dems would never win a national election again.
Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (nTi7N)

Noo Yawkers would just move to North Carolina, Georgia or Florida and sway the elections from those states.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 18, 2026 01:31 PM (5xuJ/)

227 While it is true that there are often multiple motivations for why people do things it sure seems like every example of leftist "empathy" is something that directly benefits them.
Posted by: 18-1

Gad Saad's book "Suicidal Empathy" will be out in May.

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 01:32 PM (kJmLc)

228 Also occasionally I will see leftists react to an American warning about the dangers of illegal immigration by posting an American Indian. YOU ARE LITERALLY MAKING THE RIGHT's CASE HERE
Posted by: 18-1
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And it appears that those noble savages ruthlessly killed off even earlier inhabitants of the Americas. Same with Euroland roughly 5000 BC, massive killing sites with hundreds of bodies decapitated in mass graves.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:32 PM (E4rtv)

229 The US should emigrate 100k US citizens to Greenland, pay them $100k to live there, and vote for Greenland to join the US.

Since it's legal for the UN and NGOs to do that to the US, no one in the world should complain.

For less than the price of Somali daycare fraud, we could get it legally.

And then we should repeat that in all of Europe's protecorates around the world.
Especially the Caribbean.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 18, 2026 01:33 PM (HXT0k)

230 226 Imagine election results without NYC or Chicago votes. Dems would never win a national election again.
Posted by: Really? at January 18, 2026 12:56 PM (nTi7N)

Noo Yawkers would just move to North Carolina, Georgia or Florida and sway the elections from those states.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy

A lot of those ballots represent people paid for their vote or not existing at all in those states. There is a reason that voter id existing in every red state.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:34 PM (E4rtv)

231 Saw a report that Tim Walz has put the Minnesota Nat Guard on standby. Of course he might be scared enough of that subpoena and crawfish his way back to telling them to support all law enforcement.
No one can say for sure what they’ll do, if anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 01:34 PM (cPt74)

232 Anything we could possibly do in Greenland will be effortlessly demolished completely when the Rs roll over and hand everything to the communist party in a few years.

And the chicoms are seizing US land from the west coast to the east. They've already started in CA, same as Canada. And they'll do it with enthusiastic assistance from our ruling communist regime.

The left means to win.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 18, 2026 01:34 PM (3uBP9)

233 Instead of deporting how about "life imprisonment with hard labor" then hiring them out to some African diamond mine?

This is purely hypothetical of course.


Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM

I don't like the prison idea, only because then the American taxpayer is on the hook for paying for them being in prison. I want them out of the country and off the dole from the American taxpayer.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 01:34 PM (P5BPp)

234 One word: The Great Gulf-Baja Sealevel Dignity Kanal, where the living will envy the dead, and eat them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 01:36 PM (jc0TO)

235 Jerseyguy: no, I can't cut her off. We have helped each other though some very hard times. I love her. I just don't want to ever talk politics with her because she suddenly turns into Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 01:36 PM (Kxi0p)

236 But the big picture is:
Taking Greenland destroys the NATO corpse we are shackled to.

And cuts a giant hole in the bureaucratic totalitarianism of the EU dictatorship.

See this for what it is:
Trump is sweeping away the corrupt chains of the post-war order that has been used only to harm, hinder and plunder the US people.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 18, 2026 01:37 PM (HXT0k)

237 Greenland may be another Seward's Folly!!!

How did that turn out for the USA ???






A VERY GOOD DEAL DEMOCRATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at January 18, 2026 01:37 PM (My2aF)

238 Saw a report that Tim Walz has put the Minnesota Nat Guard on standby. Of course he might be scared enough of that subpoena and crawfish his way back to telling them to support all law enforcement.
No one can say for sure what they’ll do, if anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Disagree. Think of the stupidest idea with the greatest harm to the people of Minnesota and that is what Walz the Retard will do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 18, 2026 01:38 PM (xvV+O)

239 Knowing her as well as you do you can probably see it coming. Make her a cup of coffee and slip a Valium in it. The aggrievement will go away.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Transference of worries in one area to expressing anger in another is pretty common.

But yes, there is a reason that the left self medicates itself with really powerful anti depressants and anti anxiety meds--it is because the world does not work the way that they were taught.

Their world is literally built on unicorns and floating in clouds above reality. When gravity asserts itself as it always does, cold reality feels like hell to them so they retreat into their safe space cocoons.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:38 PM (E4rtv)

240 Less confrontational methods will be committees and negotiations and changing presidencies etc. The will to do it dies and it never happens. Meanwhile, they can't defend themselves, and the Russians sneak in the north door and make themselves comfortable. Harder to dig them out than to keep them off.

Brinksmanship. It brings things to a head. It gets done or fails.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 18, 2026 01:38 PM (YrUlT)

241 Rumors suggest the 11th Airborne was told to put about 1500 Soldiers on standby for possible deployment to MN.

Jacob Frey is shrieking about Trump sending too many people there now. He's starting to get Walz's flop sweat.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:38 PM (QZThv)

242 236 But the big picture is:
Taking Greenland destroys the NATO corpse we are shackled to.

And cuts a giant hole in the bureaucratic totalitarianism of the EU dictatorship.

See this for what it is:
Trump is sweeping away the corrupt chains of the post-war order that has been used only to harm, hinder and plunder the US people.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Excellent take and a correct one I think.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:39 PM (E4rtv)

243 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 01:00 PM

I don't like the prison idea, only because then the American taxpayer is on the hook for paying for them being in prison. I want them out of the country and off the dole from the American taxpayer.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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It's trash, we get rid of it. Load it up in Galaxy and fly it somewhere, it doesn't matter if the locals oppose it, what can they do? Let down the ramp and shoo it off.
Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:39 PM (S3Ylv)

244 Rumors suggest the 11th Airborne was told to put about 1500 Soldiers on standby for possible deployment to MN.

That will be like a Spring trip to warmer climes for those guys.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 01:40 PM (jc0TO)

245 With Global Warming Greenland may live up to it's name soon.

Wouldn't Al Gore Kami Harris Agree ????

Posted by: Jackson at January 18, 2026 01:40 PM (My2aF)

246 231 Saw a report that Tim Walz has put the Minnesota Nat Guard on standby. Of course he might be scared enough of that subpoena and crawfish his way back to telling them to support all law enforcement.
No one can say for sure what they’ll do, if anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2026 01:34 PM (cPt74)

Yes, the NG is in Minneapolis. What is the mission? What is the ROE? I think this is all optics, a way for Moron Walz to say he did something.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 18, 2026 01:40 PM (4b7CV)

247 He's starting to get Walz's flop sweat.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Maybe, find a better podcast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:40 PM (S3Ylv)

248
I don't like the prison idea, only because then the American taxpayer is on the hook for paying for them being in prison. I want them out of the country and off the dole from the American taxpayer.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 01:34 PM (P5BPp)

That and blanket dem pardons.

Posted by: night lifted at January 18, 2026 01:41 PM (kJmLc)

249 I just don't want to ever talk politics with her because she suddenly turns into Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v
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Kristol is gay for pay as he is funded generously by leftist oligarch Pierre Omidyar to say what he does. The reality is a lot of these leftists in media are doing it for the money (and those on the right in media as well). These are people too ugly to be actors or actresses but want the fame by any means possible.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:41 PM (E4rtv)

250 I do think that Trump implying that we would take Greenland by force pissed people off. So now the people of Greenland and Denmark have dug their heels in deep to not let Trump get what he wants.

Reminds me of Trump saying Canada needs to be our 51st state.
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Exactly. How do you take people who are flirting with globalism and turn them into nationalists???????

Riiiiiiight.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 18, 2026 01:41 PM (YrUlT)

251 Brinksmanship. It brings things to a head. It gets done or fails.
Posted by: Simplemind

Another good take. I think though the threat is more Chinese than Russian. Putin can be lived with, Xi seeks to displace the US as the world's hegemon and is getting more and more desperate as internally China is falling apart.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:43 PM (E4rtv)

252 Kristol is gay for pay as he is funded generously by leftist oligarch
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Hey, it's not gay if you are underway!!!
Cruise time... Ahoy matey!!!!

Posted by: Kristol at January 18, 2026 01:43 PM (YrUlT)

253 Saw a report that Tim Walz has put the Minnesota Nat Guard on standby.

It gets funnier. They're going to wear high-viz vests and not cover their faces so Antifa knows not to attack them.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:43 PM (QZThv)

254 These are people too ugly to be actors or actresses but want the fame by any means possible.
Posted by: whig at January 18,
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The famous, 'up against the wall' , conga line.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 18, 2026 01:43 PM (S3Ylv)

255 I see the Dems are out full force today on the Talking heads shows shrieking about cancelling ICE...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 18, 2026 01:44 PM (VE6XX)

256 >>The question is why The Trumpster wants possession of Greenland when they will let him build any radar and naval bases he wants. And if he wants to dig a mine then negotiate a deal and have at it.


The US built our first base in Greenland following Denmarks surrender to Hitler. It was then and is now a strategic outpost and Hitler knew it as well.

A deal is only as good as the person or country you make the deal with. Ownership means no landlord.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2026 01:44 PM (viF8m)

257 Why would Russia invade Europe?
That's where all their money comes from.
Killing your customers does not improve business.
Plus the headache of managing all those whining pussies.
Posted by: pawn

Mewling Quims.
They prefer to be called mewling quims.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 18, 2026 01:44 PM (/lPRQ)

258 241 Rumors suggest the 11th Airborne was told to put about 1500 Soldiers on standby for possible deployment to MN.

Jacob Frey is shrieking about Trump sending too many people there now. He's starting to get Walz's flop sweat.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Frey is toast along with Walz I suspect. The guilty know what they have done and Frey acts like a guilty man awaiting indictment.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:44 PM (E4rtv)

259 Putin can be lived with, Xi seeks to displace the US as the world's hegemon and is getting more and more desperate as internally China is falling apart.

Totally agreed. Putin's small time, he can't even defeat a comedian. Xi's window for doing anything effectively is already closing, but it's not completely shut yet.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:44 PM (QZThv)

260 Lots of New Yorkers have moved to FL and FL has gone from being a swing state im 2000 to redder than TX. The movement as not entirely been from red to blue. The state I wonder about is KY. Why Rand and Massie - libertarian, anti-Israel isolationists who like sticking it to Trump.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&v at January 18, 2026 01:45 PM (Kxi0p)

261
222 We will pay all Greenlanders:

1. $46,000 US Dollars
2. A free Sixpack of Heineken Light
3. Free scholarship to the Tim Walz Learing Centers
4. A free BA Degree from Harvard in The Origin of
Indigenous People of Sub-Sahan Africa

It is a deal.... I mean what can the US and Donny Trump do to help more then we did ????
Posted by: The EU Leadership at January 18, 2026 01:27 PM

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The canned hams. You forgot about the ham.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 18, 2026 01:45 PM (VWtfl)

262 The famous, 'up against the wall' , conga line.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Big heh from me. Funny and well put.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 01:45 PM (E4rtv)

263 Walz should swear in Antifa as enlisted troops and arm them.
Might as well get this Civil War II going

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 01:47 PM (Ia/+0)

264 Has Neil Young organized a concert for Greenland yet?

Posted by: Eromero at January 18, 2026 01:47 PM (o2ZRX)

265 The Dems are already talking about packing the court. Roberts might want to let this one go.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 18, 2026 01:49 PM (+mUZM)

266 The Dems are already talking about packing the court. Roberts might want to let this one go.

JD Vance attacking the Indiana GOPe today - they refused to redistrict even though it would help themselves, and Virginia just announced on day 1 of their new CIA governess that they're redistricting to help the Dems.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:53 PM (QZThv)

267 My FWP is that Mrs. Wrecks is mad at me. Again. I texted her and my two daughters the blue jacketed f*ckeroffer video because I thought it was funnier than anything Jimmy Kimmel ever did. Mrs. Wrecks bawled me out for texting my daughters that kind of language. They're both in their 30s and one is a big Landman fan so I know they've never heard such language. Mrs. Wrecks says it's just another example of how Trump’s crassness has degraded the culture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

268 VA governor also says VA state police will no longer cooperate with ICE

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)

269 The Danes are totally incapabe resource wise to defend the native population of Greenland.
It behoves the U.S. to make Greenland a protectorate of the U.S. Government because Canada is totally inept.
As a U.S. protectorate, the indigenous population would continue their freedom without regulation to manage their own environment for their lifestyle. The U.S. would enhance their protection for calamity and health, not at their expence. The purpose would be not to make them into a welfare state, but an independent autonomous civilization with U.S. protection, unlike Denmark which surreptitiously enforced population control.

Posted by: john at January 18, 2026 01:55 PM (nEWxZ)

270 ESPN helping to spread pro-"palestine" propaganda. "Tens of thousands have been killed"? Where is that info coming from, terrorists?

Source: Azeez Al-Shaair fined for 'stop the genocide' eye black

Houston Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair has been fined $11,593 for wearing eye black that contained the message "stop the genocide" during last week's wild-card game, a source told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Sunday.

The message was in reference to concerns over Israel's policies in Gaza, where tens of thousands have been killed in Israeli military operations following the deadly Hamas attack on Israel in October 2023. Israel has adamantly rejected genocide allegations against it as an antisemitic attack.

Al-Shaair, who is Muslim, has aided Palestinians on the field by wearing cleats to support Palestinian causes through the NFL's "My Cause, My Cleats" program over the past few seasons.

"If my platform can bring even a little hope to families in Palestine, then that is what I want to use it for," he said in a statement earlier this season.

ESPN: https://bit.ly/3ZfK0Oq

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 01:56 PM (P5BPp)

271 Has Neil Young organized a concert for Greenland yet?
Posted by: Eromero

James Taylor could sing I've Seen Fire and I've Seen Ice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 01:57 PM (L/fGl)

272 Al-Shaair, who is Muslim, has aided Palestinians on the field by wearing cleats to support Palestinian causes through the NFL's "My Cause, My Cleats" program over the past few seasons.

"If my platform can bring even a little hope to families in Palestine, then that is what I want to use it for," he said in a statement earlier this season.

ESPN: https://bit.ly/3ZfK0Oq


Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 01:56 PM

Also, this guy is a multi-multi-millionaire. If he cares about his cause so much, why isn't he either sending some of his millions to the people of Gaza or quitting football like Pat Tillman and joining the people of Gaza.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 01:59 PM (P5BPp)

273 ESPN helping to spread pro-"palestine" propaganda. "Tens of thousands have been killed"?

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What is deal with the writing on the back of the Bills' helmets, Choose Love?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:00 PM (L/fGl)

274 Or... Trump is just keeping the cats bothered by the laser pointer while he does something else. The man is a master at annoying all the right people and keeping the one hand clueless while the pimp hand runs a different op.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 18, 2026 02:00 PM (2J/Lj)

275 There are grand total of 56k people on the island, there are 3+ marines for every 1 Greenlander, the island could be conquered in a couple of hours.

But we never really conquer we pay for what we take.

If I could be guaranteed that they would send two Democrat Senators to Washington and a Rep, I might consider statehood.

But I can't be guaranteed that so I don't the squeeze is worth the juice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 18, 2026 02:00 PM (XV/Pl)

276 1WP NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

277 What is deal with the writing on the back of the Bills' helmets, Choose Love?
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It's the Bills. Invitation to post game sodomy.

Posted by: Obvs at January 18, 2026 02:01 PM (YrUlT)

278 "If my platform can bring even a little hope to families in Palestine, then that is what I want to use it for," he said in a statement earlier this season.

ESPN: https://bit.ly/3ZfK0Oq
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 01:56 PM (P5BPp)

I was pulling for the Texans then I saw that… now: Go Patriots!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 02:02 PM (xT8gx)

279 >What is deal with the writing on the back of the Bills' helmets, Choose Love?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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the NFL says it is a tribute to MLK, whose b-day is in January

Posted by: Don Black at January 18, 2026 02:03 PM (ZxPkt)

280 I think Trump's saber rattling was useful. It showed, or should have shown, the Europeons how powerless they really are. They got so mad, then sent, what, fifty soldiers total from EU countries to "protect" Greenland from Trump? Yeah, way to tell China and Russia that you're weak and ready to roll over. Pansies. Too bad for the real men and women there. If they keep us out, might as well hoist the hammer and sickle above the government buildings because China will move right in. That'll show Trump....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 18, 2026 02:03 PM (uQesX)

281 I wonder why a place that’s mostly covered in snow and ice ever got the name Greenland?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 18, 2026 12:10 PM (sBt/s)

The courts have ruled that puffery is legal!

Posted by: Erik the Red, uh Green at January 18, 2026 02:05 PM (uQesX)

282 Yeah. Wasted effort.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 18, 2026 02:06 PM (uQesX)

283 With Global Warming, Greenland can start exporting mud. Evreybody wants virgin mud. Mud never touched by human hands. Mud unlike any mud you have every seen. Mud for bikini clad strippers wraslin' in. Mud for mud bogging.

Posted by: Reforger at January 18, 2026 02:07 PM (v8m2L)

284 "If my platform can bring even a little hope to families in Palestine, then that is what I want to use it for," he said in a statement earlier this season.


Narrator: It did not.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 18, 2026 02:07 PM (jc0TO)

285 Tim Walz Learing Centers

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Didja see some smart ass yesterday calling the new Star Trek series Star Trek Learing Academy?

And then there's this . . .

Games Workshop Doubles Down on Injecting Woke Feminism Into Warhammer 40K

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If there's one thing I want in 40K, it's woke girl power feminism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 18, 2026 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

286 reasonable transaction between allies would have disarmed the reflexive nationalism that is bubbling up in Denmark and Greenland.

I disagree. No matter how Trump goes about pursuing his goals, it's ALWAYS wrong because Orange Man Bad. We all know the Left would shriek in rage if Trump cured cancer and try to find a way to stop people from benefiting from it.

The left does not respond to elegant manners and niceness. So why spend the extra energy trying to appease them?

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:09 PM (FMtrg)

287 The left does not respond to elegant manners and niceness. So why spend the extra energy trying to appease them?
Posted by: Emmie
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I pray for good tidings for you and your family to happen soon.

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 02:18 PM (E4rtv)

288 281 I wonder why a place that’s mostly covered in snow and ice ever got the name Greenland?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Medieval warming period allowed the Vikings from Iceland to go west and find Greenland. Iceland by that time was deforested from being settled for several hundred years prior. Canada's east coast was called Vinland as grapes for wine could be grown.

"Around 985, Vikings founded the Eastern and Western Settlements, both near the southern tip of Greenland. In the colony's early stages, they kept cattle, sheep, and goats, with around a quarter of their diet from seafood. After the climate became colder and stormier around 1250, their diet steadily shifted towards ocean sources. By around 1300, seal hunting provided over three quarters of their food.

By 1350, there was reduced demand for their exports, and trade with Europe fell away. The last document from the settlements dates from 1412, and over the following decades, the remaining Europeans left in what seems to have been a gradual withdrawal, which was caused mainly by economic factors such as increased availability of farms in Scandinavian countries."

Posted by: whig at January 18, 2026 02:23 PM (E4rtv)

289 I apparently have no empathy amd am brainwashed by Fox.

Empathy really means you can put yourself in someone else's mind. By that definition it's the lefties who have none. (Hoe Math's new YT video says the same thing in a more provocative way, and Gad Saad's been saying it for years).


Posted by: Ian S. at January 18, 2026 01:18 PM

I just watched that yesterday. Great video.

YouTube (04:00): https://bit.ly/49NgVip

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 18, 2026 02:44 PM (P5BPp)

290 .
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Unnecessary unless NATO ceases to exist. Is President Trump preparing to end U.S. involvement that Europeans are using as a backstop to justify fucking with Russia?

Posted by: Marooned at January 18, 2026 03:17 PM (kt8QE)

291 As long as the euroarmies are trying to nlock Trump from taking one of their colonies, they won't be able to escalate in Ukraine.

Posted by: Augusto Perez at January 18, 2026 04:02 PM (0xVTw)

292 reasonable transaction between allies would have disarmed the reflexive nationalism that is bubbling up in Denmark and Greenland.

I disagree. No matter how Trump goes about pursuing his goals, it's ALWAYS wrong because Orange Man Bad. We all know the Left would shriek in rage if Trump cured cancer and try to find a way to stop people from benefiting from it.

The left does not respond to elegant manners and niceness. So why spend the extra energy trying to appease them?
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 18, 2026 02:09 PM (FMtrg)

The EU countries worked personally to defeat Trump in the elections, they refused reasonable tariffs, they have worked against any chance of peace in Ukraine and have conspired to get US troops on the ground there.

They haven't been our allies since the 80s, if then.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 18, 2026 04:28 PM (asFox)

293 If the 11th Airborne goes to Minneapolis, Trump ships the Minnesota National Guard to Alaska.

If Guard troops reinforce regular army, send in National Guard from frost belt Republican states.

Posted by: Goatweed at January 18, 2026 04:43 PM (jK3NL)

294 The elegant way out would be a Compact of Free Association (COFA) with Greenland.

Posted by: BubblePuppy7 at January 18, 2026 06:37 PM (RBD82)

295 Yes, Greenland is important to our national security. Yes, I voted for you three times.

But, come on, Mr. President, you don't need to threaten an ally with military force to get want we want here. This whole episode is stupid beyond belief and drives away voters who question your judgment.

Posted by: Elmer Stoup at January 18, 2026 09:02 PM (cqIKM)

296 I agree with the article on the whole, except for the usual foolish condescension toward Trump I see on this site.

Greenland is about the greatest real estate deal you could imagine, and Trump has to be about the most accomplished dealer in real estate you can imagine. To do this ridiculous back seat driving, as if YOU know better, is comically arrogant - you're just embarrassing yourself with it.

This is another "just sit down and shut up" situation. America is blessed to have a POTUS such as Trump handling this. More blessed than if somebody like you was handling the negotiations (and considering who Trump is, that's not even a slight against you).

But I disagree about Denmark. Greenland wants to be independent from them, but can't afford it. US has the money they need to have it. The deal practically writes itself, but independence from Denmark CUTS THEM OUT OF THE DEAL. They were invited to play ball, but said FU instead. Screw 'em, and their idiot EU clown show friends.

More than just getting the deal to happen, Trump is exposing who are really our friends and who isn't. 4D chess.

Posted by: MrExcitement at January 18, 2026 09:07 PM (hOOi9)

297 And someone in a Pink or Blue Ostrich Costume

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 05:25 PM (FLiOE)

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