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The Morning Report — 9/ 25 /26

Once again, England is demonstrating itself to be the dystopian Orwellian parody of what they warned us to defend ourselves against. It would be hilarious were it not for the fact that time and again much of what happens over in Blighty travels across the pond and spreads over here. Case in point.

British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence, aimed at countering alleged foreign disinformation and “information attacks.” The center will collaborate with intelligence agencies, law enforcement, and social media platforms to address what the government characterizes as threats, using Russia as the main pretext...Reform UK party leader Nigel Farage likened the move to a “Ministry of Truth,” while the Big Brother Watch organization raised concerns over potential targeting of lawful domestic speech under the guise of countering disinformation.

Of course only a few short years ago Biden Sponge-Brain Shits Pants attempted the same shit over here by establishing the Disinformation Governance Board and appointing the repulsive Democrat/Lectist operative/propagandist Nina Jankowicz as its disinformation Czarina.


Moving back over to England, we have this glittering jewel of Orwellian repression, the BBC, to underscore it all, per friend and friend of the blog Christian Toto...

Now, it’s the BBC’s turn. The British broadcasters’ blatant censorship of classic comedy feels straight out of the Summer of Love era.

The BBC confirmed earlier this week that jokes featured in David Mitchell and Robert Webb’s show [“That Mitchell and Webb Look”] had been cut ahead of it being restored to iPlayer for its 20th anniversary.

As many as 11 sketches were removed, including a self-referential skit in which Mitchell and Webb joked about the appropriateness of Blackface while in Blackface. This wasn’t just”blackface” references like the ones Tina Fey personally erased in 2020. This involves several skits now deemed unacceptable to the far-Left BBC.

So comedy legend John Cleese railed against the decision. “If the BBC could prioritise making great programmes ahead of social engineering they might be worth the licence fee,” he wrote.

Here's a subject that one better be careful in the way its addressed lest one be labeled Xenophobic, Islamophobic or worse, a supporter of those who commit genocide. That is the Jooz!

Massachusetts Man Sentenced to Almost 10 Years in Prison for Threatening to Injure Congressman Randy Fine and His Children

Orlando, Florida – Edwin Guerrero (26, MA) has been sentenced by U.S. District Judge Anne-Leigh Gaylord Moe to 9 years and 11 months in federal prison and a $15,000 fine for making interstate threats to injure the person of another. Guerrero pleaded guilty on March 23, 2026. United States Attorney Gregory W. Kehoe made the announcement...“Looks like I’m taking a little field trip to brevard county Florida let’s play a game @VoteRandyFine” from an IP address in Spain. Attached to the post was a photo of an individual holding what appears to be a firearm.
“@VoteRandyFine when he steps out in Florida don’t worry your 2 little precious. Jewish boys will suffer the same fate.” from an IP address in Spain. Attached to the post was a photo of a deceased male with significant head trauma.
“This is gonna be Randy Fine very very soon … see you in Florida !” from an IP address in Spain. Attached to the post was the same photo of a deceased male with significant head trauma.“Why don’t you show us where you’re at? @VoteRandyFine your scared of getting your brains blown in ? Don’t worry we’ll make sure your sons watch …” from an IP address in Spain.

Well, speaking of the evil genocidal Jooz, Mamdani had his chance to slap the cuffs on Bibi Netanyahu in NYC, so what happened?!

For many American Jews, Zohran Mamdani’s pledge to arrest Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if he entered New York did not sound like another campaign promise. It sounded like a perilous threat.

Had the statement been uttered in isolation, it might have been dismissed as political theater. It was not heard in isolation. It came after nearly two years in which the October 7 massacre was followed, not by a sustained moral reckoning with Hamas, but by an extraordinary wave of hostility directed toward Israel and, increasingly, toward Jewish communities themselves. University campuses became sites of intimidation. Synagogues and Jewish institutions strengthened security.

Bibi didn't have to fear a damn thing, but like Randy Fine and so many other ordinary Jews, all over the world, Mamdani's blather are in fact marching orders!

Early Wednesday morning, a man wielding what appears to be a knife chased an identifiably Jewish yeshiva student down a Crown Heights residential street after threatening him and throwing trash cans in his direction. Security footage posted by Crown Heights Shmira Patrol (CHSP) shows the student reaching the safety of his doorway before the assailant, who can be heard shouting, "Now I know where you live" and "Heil f***ing Hitler!," is able to physically assault him. He did, however, allegedly slash the tires of bicycles on the property, according to a COLlive report. NYPD officers eventually arrested the suspect after he had managed to escape from them by jumping over fences. In another incident on Wednesday, a rabbi was not fortunate enough to avoid physical assault, this time in Boro Park, which, like Crown Heights, has a large Hasidic population. The Boro Park Shomrim neighborhood watch group released video of a man beating the rabbi with his fists. The man was later arrested.

Lest you think I'm focusing in on this merely because of the Jewish aspect of it, the Democrat Socialites and the Democrats in general have got every single normal American in their crosshairs. You will bend to their will or be liquidated. Meh, they're hell bent on the liquidation as the means to their end — absolute power, forever.

Hear me now, believe me later.

We should have had a national conversation about Democrat violence back in 2017, when an Illinois Democrat and Bernie Sanders supporter attempted to assassinate an entire baseball team of Republican members of the U.S. House and Senate.  While the would-be assassin failed to murder anyone before being neutralized, he did manage to shoot four people, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, who was one of two critically injured.  The mass murder attempt could have easily been much worse.  Twenty-four Republican congressmen were on the field that day, and had the Democrat assassin been successful, he would have substantially shifted the balance of power in Congress.  It was an unprecedented attack on one of the three branches of the federal government.

Instead of acknowledging the seriousness of Democrat violence, Establishment Republicans and Democrats joined hands and pretended that the assassination attempt was the fault of “both parties.”  Former Republican Senator Jeff Flake lectured the country to “tone it down” because “discourse” had “gotten out of hand…on all sides” — which was his way of blaming newly-inaugurated President Trump for saying things that might provoke a Democrat to murder two dozen Republican congressmen. . . The FBI’s ludicrous efforts to cover up the partisan nature of the attack reflected Establishment Washington’s similarly ludicrous framing of the assassination attempt as a natural and justified response to President Trump’s political rhetoric.  Unofficially, D.C.’s “ruling class” seemed to be saying that President Trump and his MAGA supporters deserved to be attacked.  

And on this horrid note, we have this tragic news to report this morning.

Jim Copenhaver, 76, a spectator shot at the July 13, 2024 Trump rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, reportedly died on Wednesday. Copenhaver was critically wounded on July 13, 2024, during the assassination attempt of President Donald Trump at the rally... Copenhaver was sitting in bleacher C, two seats away from fellow shooting survivor David Dutch when the shooting started. Corey Comperatore, the 50-year-old volunteer firefighter who was killed shielding his family, was seated in a separate section to the left of the podium. One of the bullets grazed President Trump’s upper right ear, “less than a quarter of an inch from entering his head,” according to former White House physician Ronny Jackson.

God bless his memory and RIP.

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1 Happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

3 Nooded. Thanks, JJS.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)

4 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

5 JJS and the Morning Report! Wonderful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:33 AM (PFC1v)

6 British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence
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Uh! Uh uh! Ohhhh! Ooooh ohhh!

Posted by: Nina Janky at September 25, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

7 BIDEN'S DOG: Have a blessed Sukkot.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 07:34 AM (JNTt1)

8 Morning, all! It's a late start today because my wife had a late performance with a German band. So I'm at home for a little bit. Just need to fill the coffee mug and make myself get out the door.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 07:34 AM (/k3in)

9 OK I give

How can you be for both Drag Queen and Trans Women?
First is making a total joke of women like a clown jokes about fireman or police.
Second believe they are an actual woman.
It is impossible to hold both ideas as real.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur)

10 We should have had a national conversation about Democrat violence back in 2017, when an Illinois Democrat and Bernie Sanders supporter attempted to assassinate an entire baseball team of Republican members of the U.S. House and Senate. While the would-be assassin failed to murder anyone before being neutralized, he did manage to shoot four people, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise...
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That's just not who we are, you big meanie.

Posted by: Steve Scalise at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

11 I think today I'll avoid posting from an IP address in Spain.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (PFC1v)

12 I remember being 26. I remember disliking certain political animals. I don't remember thinking that sending death threats would be a great idea.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 25, 2026 07:37 AM (/k3in)

13 Disinformation Governance Board and appointing the repulsive Democrat/Lectist operative/propagandist Nina Jankowicz as its disinformation Czarina.

The Singing None

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)

14 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (I43vL)

15 10 Posted by: Steve Scalise at September 25, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

I thought we had a national conversation about Democrat violence between 1860 and 1865. I guess nobody listened/earned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (x0n13)

16 We Need to Talk about Democrats
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Yeah, no. Time for talking is over.

Time to realize that opportunity has been lost.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

17 You will bend to their will or be liquidated.
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JJ, I think the Democrats mean for you to use "and" in this sentence.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:40 AM (PFC1v)

18 13 Disinformation Governance Board and appointing the repulsive Democrat/Lectist operative/propagandist Nina Jankowicz as its disinformation Czarina.

The Singing None
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)



Dominate uh Dominate!!!!! >>Dominique

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

19 I had lunch in the sukkah yesterday, it was 70 and sunny and a great blessing to be with a dear colleague.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

20 19 I had lunch in the sukkah yesterday, it was 70 and sunny and a great blessing to be with a dear colleague.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

A mitzvah indeed!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

21 >Using the samples brought back from the rubble pile asteroid Bennu
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so did they ever say what was in the sample?

Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 07:44 AM (ZxPkt)

22 In 1976, Brennan voted for the Stalinist Gus Hall of the Communist Party USA, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Soviet Union. Brennan never should never have got in the CIA door but in 1980 the agency hired him and in 2013 the president formerly known as Barry Soetoro made him CIA director. Brennan believed in “the Islamic teaching that jihad is a holy struggle in pursuit of a moral goal,” so no surprise that the CIA, like the FBI and Department of Homeland Security, failed to prevent Islamic terrorist attacks at Fort Hood (2009), the Boston Marathon (2013), San Bernardino (2015) and Orlando in 2016, when Brennan was still in control.
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I believe that about covers it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:45 AM (PFC1v)

23 Half of Jewish Senate Dems Back Bill to Sanction Water Pipes in Israel

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For the life of me, I will never understand the vast majority of Jews who think like they do and vote like they do. I. Will. Never. Understand.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

24 21 >Using the samples brought back from the rubble pile asteroid Bennu
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so did they ever say what was in the sample?
Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 07:44 AM (ZxPkt)


Elton John's Benu and the Jets...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2026 07:46 AM (x0n13)

25 What happened to Marcus's blessing?

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:47 AM (NcvvS)

26 Brennan never should never have got in the CIA door but in 1980 the agency hired him...

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Around the same time they told me I did too many drugs to be hired. говно!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

27 We Need to Talk about Democrats

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The Democrats and their voters are getting more and more violent in their words and actions. Yes, it's startling and frightening and that's not hyperbole for effect. We've entered a very dangerous period. I don't know how this will end, but half this country are raving, violent lunatics...or at the very least, support raving, violent lunatics to get what they want. All to the ruination of this once-great nation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI)

28 “ May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit.”

Romans 15:13

May the love of our Lord Jesus Christ and the God of Abraham be with you this day.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (DKFMq)

29 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 25, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Apparently Texas is banned. Lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:49 AM (DKFMq)

31 Nazdar

I am content with Rosasharn's twirling.

But you are right. Maybe he is late.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

32 Yonder Horde

Chilly morning here in Bourbon Country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 07:50 AM (2Cry5)

33 I just finished the article about Bishop Sheen. I like stashing away little fun facts and found one there. Ramon Estevez, looking for a stage name, chose Martin Sheen as a sign of respect for the Bishop.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 25, 2026 07:51 AM (gm9Sb)

34 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Is it a very vocal minority? A silo of group-thinkers? I avoid all of them in my life.

I see these people who want to impose their failed-before ideas on us as not resilient enough to succeed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

35 Troll, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

36 Burnham is just a slight step behind Iran. The IRGC cyber police are deactivating sim cards for anyone that even comes close to criticizing the regime.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 07:54 AM (DPPrP)

37 Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?

I've been spending significant energy and effort looking for a good partner. It's difficult, in large part, because I live in the Northern Virginia area and 'I'm a lefty' is now a deal-breaker for me.

I don't believe WOMEN are to blame, though. I believe the LEFT is to blame. Lefty women, in particular, have spent two generations screaming that everything wrong with men is because men are poor humans but everything wrong with women is because of variables beyond the control of any individual.

Men have agency and choose bad things. Women have no agency and are merely products of their environment. But also, Grrrlll Power!

One section from this article his particularly hard:

"One sex is routinely told that maturity means mastering itself; the other is increasingly encouraged to understand and love itself as is.

"Male failure is moralized: grow up, work harder, stop watching porn, control your anger, earn more, become useful. Female failure is often therapeuticized: understand your trauma, honor your emotions, enforce your boundaries, protect your peace, consider how the system failed you."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 07:54 AM (gLYp7)

38 Paul, the dog fellator, excretes his filth once again.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 07:55 AM (JNTt1)

39 Lindsay Clancy's attorney needs to be strung up by his feet, covered in honey and lowered into a red ant pile. What a POS in the truest sense of the phrase. Disgusting behavior.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

40 British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence, aimed at countering alleged foreign disinformation and “information attacks.”

Further more he added, "The updated Room 101 at the Ministry of Love will be expanded to house an additional 1000 visitors".

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

41 NaCly Dog,

It was up, it disappeared, and now it's back. All's well.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (NcvvS)

42 Bonecrusher

Let his name be unspoken. He is a blot on our path to good puns, understanding, and reading of Rosasharn twirlings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

43 “I love you, Lord, my strength.
The Lord is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer;
my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge,
my shield and the horn of my salvation,
my stronghold.”

Psalm 18:1-2

Read Psalm 18. The whole thing. It is a prayer for our time.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (DKFMq)

44 You know what Burnham will do next? Issue daily doses of Soma, that's what. Following the guidebook, "1984".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:58 AM (4hx56)

45 Yeah, no. Time for talking is over.

Time to realize that opportunity has been lost.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX)

Absolutely. You don’t hold round table discussions with people who want to kill you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 07:58 AM (mFL56)

46 British Prime Minister Andy Burnham announced the creation of a National Centre for Information Defence, aimed at countering alleged foreign disinformation and “information attacks.”

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Free speech is truly dead in Great Britain. How do you get it back once it's lost? And it is lost.

Underground pamphleteers will be the people's only way to voice their disgust with the gov't. That, or revolution. They are well and truly up a creek.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

47 Salty
It is a stain on humanity. I think it is safe to assume that the thing in question is a 'tare' as in the parable of the Wheat and the Tares.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (JNTt1)

48 I appreciated the article ( Well, I always appreciate your work, J.J.) on what might be Noah's ark. I guess the point is that they're doing new investigations , because I recall reading about them finding something like this decades ago in Turkey.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (JrHfD)

49 Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

Tonypete's advice is to go to a right to life group.

I remember the days of dating in Reston, in the center of control-freak Northern Virginia.
Glad I am not there now. Got stories.

I am walking, not stalking with widows who had, with one exception, good marriages. They are not embittered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

50 Woke 2 was crazeeee!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at September 25, 2026 08:00 AM (4hx56)

51 Absolutely. You don’t hold round table discussions with people who want to kill you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 07:58 AM (mFL56)
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They are not loyal opposition.

They are treasonous domestic enemies of the Constitution and should be dealt with on that basis.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

52 > Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?
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My son's 31 and hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance. He lives with his mother, my ex-wife. This alone might have caused him pause when contemplating a relationship.

It might also be because she's a witch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (2Cry5)

53 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (MRO4A)

54 Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 07:57 AM (DKFMq)

Very nice. Thanks. Spouse and I read a psalm every morning during our devotional time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD)

55 ”Massie: Trump’s ‘Comeuppance Will Happen on Election Day’

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Says the guy that got his comeuppance on election day. Kinda funny, huh?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

56 Twice As Many Men Are Single Than Married Today. Are Women To Blame?


Yes.

'Ettes excepted.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:03 AM (MRO4A)

57 Good morning Horde and thanks, JJ!

Posted by: Buck at September 25, 2026 08:03 AM (z6ONu)

58 >> Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD)

Amen ma’am. Amen.

May the Lords blessings be upon all who are here this day.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2026 08:03 AM (DKFMq)

59 Bonecrusher


Agree. But any mechanism to end that, in our hands, would lead to worse issues. I leave them behind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

60 My son's 31 and hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance. He lives with his mother, my ex-wife.

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Jr. Black is almost 30. He hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance either. It is a trend with young men, imo. Young women are nuts, but I'm still hoping he finds a nice girl one day. Hope springs eternal, as long as he never comes home with a chick sporting a nose ring, neck and sleeve tattoos and orange hair.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

61 Marcus T

Thank you for pointing out Psalm 18.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

62 Netanyahu’s speech was incredible. CNN hosts were aghast at the way he called out Mamdani. And it was good to hear him say openly that “we didn’t tell the Americans about the strike on Nasrullah in Lebanon because Nasrullah would have been warned instantly.”

He didn’t mean Trump; just pointing out the obvious fact that the US government is still packed full of leakers and Islamic sympathizers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 08:06 AM (mFL56)

63 *starts the clock on Paul getting vaporized...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:07 AM (gLYp7)

64 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hadn't even typed in my comment before he got smoked.

Nice work, JJ.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:07 AM (gLYp7)

65 For the life of me, I cannot understand why we continue to participate in, let alone fund the UN.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 08:08 AM (3Ope8)

66 Netanyahu’s speech was incredible
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Literally just finished watching it. My favorite part was calling out the hypocrisy of the Turks and Erdogan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

67 I generally do not like finding beard hair, or any hairs for that matter, in my Pecan Praline 'n Cream.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (wVcYX)

68 I have a son who doesn't date. It's because he's introverted and has difficulty striking up conversations. Aside from online people ( and a lot of those seem to be scam artists) where do young people met and talk to each other? Things were easier before the ubiquitous internet and HR coming down like a ton of bricks on men for what might be considered inappropriate remarks. I met my husband at work. ( My son- at the moment anyway- works alone ) I will say that the Anglican Church in North America has a lot of young people but that's because it's in a college town .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (JrHfD)

69 CrotchetyOldJarhead

Because some Mandarins in the Intel community hoover up all the information in it. So they can guide governmental actions and policies.

Stop laughing. It is their truth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

70 I generally do not like finding beard hair, or any hairs for that matter, in my Pecan Praline 'n Cream.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (wVcYX)

My beard has the nicest hair...

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 25, 2026 08:10 AM (gLYp7)

71 My son's 31 and hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance. He lives with his mother, my ex-wife.
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My son is 35. Home schooled. He's been dating the same woman for four years. He told her he wouldn't marry her until she paid off her student loans and credit card debt. She sold her house and paid it off.

They're getting married in Las Vegas the day after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 08:10 AM (q5dfb)

72 Oh, yes, the RCC in a local community has monthly or more get togethers, but I think you have to be RC to attend-obviously.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:11 AM (JrHfD)

73 65 For the life of me, I cannot understand why we continue to participate in, let alone fund the UN.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 08:08 AM (3Ope

I do see one reason; if we weren’t in it with a Veto power, there’s no telling how much trouble it could cause, down to trying to start a World War. So the US stays in to ensure that the organization stays useless and ineffectual.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 25, 2026 08:12 AM (mFL56)

74 Aside from online people (and a lot of those seem to be scam artists) where do young people met and talk to each other? Things were easier before the ubiquitous internet and HR coming down like a ton of bricks on men for what might be considered inappropriate remarks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 08:09 AM (JrHfD)

This is a real problem.

I'm done with the bar scene. Work is not a safe environment. The internet is - at best - risky.

I've started striking up random conversations at the grocery store or Home Depot or the dog park. Meeting people in the wild is usually fun anyway, and I enjoy making new single-serving friends, even if we don't trade information or speak ever again.

We're social creatures, humans. We weren't built to be alone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 25, 2026 08:12 AM (gLYp7)

75 The isolation and atomization you are describing about young men avoiding women, is a feature not a bug of the current crisis.

Keeping people apart, alone, and afraid serves their purposes and suits their plans.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

76 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

77 I have a son who doesn't date. It's because he's introverted and has difficulty striking up conversations. Aside from online people ( and a lot of those seem to be scam artists) where do young people met and talk to each other? Things were easier before the ubiquitous internet and HR coming down like a ton of bricks on men for what might be considered inappropriate remarks.

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This is Jr. Black to a T, Fen. He is introverted and isn't the kind to go out "partying" to meet others his age. He's a semi-loner, even though he's not a recluse. I wonder what he'd be like if it weren't for the advent of the internet and how it's become so central to everyone. We here grew up in a totally different world. It's no wonder it's had effects on his generation in ways I can't understand.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 25, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)

78 Why the actual fvck is Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed is wearing two watches and bracelets like a 13 year old girl?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

79 Jr. Black is almost 30. He hasn't had a girlfriend of any significance either. It is a trend with young men, imo. Young women are nuts, but I'm still hoping he finds a nice girl one day. Hope springs eternal, as long as he never comes home with a chick sporting a nose ring, neck and sleeve tattoos and orange hair.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Their entitlement is otherworldly. Seriously. They think the answer to "what do I bring to the table" is,
"I am the table".

No, sugar. You have more red flags than Red Square on May Day. They expect the man to pay for everything and receive nothing.

Huge point - men agreed to be monogamous after marriage. Not celibate.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2026 08:14 AM (MRO4A)

Daily Tech News 25 September 2026

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Tech News


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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

2 >>>Training AI on AI output rapidly leads to something called model collapse. It's the computer equivalent of drinking your own urine.

ewww

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 25, 2026 04:33 AM (sAmhv)

4 G'Day everyone
Lets try again, TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:35 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Urine good form this morning, Pixy !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (3ZUWJ)

6 Molasses cookies and fresh coffee are on the sideboard. Help yourself.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (DPPrP)

7 or, something like that ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:39 AM (3ZUWJ)

8 Used to watch anime at my last job. Worked with a guy who liked it. The music selection above. That anime was one of them. It was oddly watchable. What was it called? Can't remember. Space Dandy or something. Drawing a blank.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 25, 2026 04:40 AM (sAmhv)

9 5 Urine good form this morning, Pixy !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (3ZUWJ)

haha!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)

10 Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

11 Well, after an hour and a half of good sleep, i'm wide awake....

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 25, 2026 05:01 AM (Fv808)

12 6 Molasses cookies and fresh coffee are on the sideboard. Help yourself.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 04:38 AM (DPPrP)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

13
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 25, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

14 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 05:11 AM (V0/Sp)

15 >>> The Australian government of course didn't know anything about it.

Is it a regular practice to check the logs to check if someone (or something) that doesn't belong has been in the environment?

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 05:15 AM (V0/Sp)

16 Good morning, everyone. I hope you have a wonderful day. Here is a hymn by the prolific hymn writer , Charles Wesley: " And can it be that I should gain."

https://tinyurl.com/mu2u666p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:21 AM (JrHfD)

17 I think I might have posted this yesterday. If so, I apologize . A trumpet at a ball game fails and the musician sings the National Anthem himself:

https://tinyurl.com/yme7xefk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:25 AM (JrHfD)

18 Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

You too, Skip.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:28 AM (JrHfD)

19 Mornin', Horde. 51 degrees, going up to 74 in Kentuckiana today. Lousy sleeping night so already done with the ONT comments & caught up here. Been to the gym, rest of this day is going to be movin' kinda slow.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 05:35 AM (NcvvS)

20 "It's the computer equivalent of drinking your own urine."

Or cloning your clone (c.f., Multiplicity).

Posted by: Clone of a clone of a clone I own at September 25, 2026 05:38 AM (EXdVF)

21 Shelter dogs pick their favorite toys:

https://tinyurl.com/kk2k3tsa

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 05:38 AM (JrHfD)

22 Just wait until the Founders hire the Breen to run the Vorta clone farms.

History will point to us and say "all of the movies and books about robots taking over and you did this anyway?"

Posted by: Kittens! at September 25, 2026 05:43 AM (LOZbR)

23 Evening and morning, all! 'Tis Friday at last, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

78 F. here at 4:30 am and no heat index? In September in Da Swamp? I've stumbled through a dimensional portal. Come on now, really. Where am I?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

24 Another day and on this day the vibe coding script kiddies have used their l33t haxxor skillz on *spins wheel* Australia.

Posted by: Nato at September 25, 2026 05:53 AM (yJO5H)

25 Dreamed something about walking through the library building at my old employer. I was at work on Christmas Eve, which never happened, and wondering if I could sneak out by noon. Then, planning to pick up some books for the Xmas break, I went through the doors to the stacks -- or what I *thought* was the stacks. There was nothing but a big grassy sunny field with people wandering around in it.

I gaped, and asked a girl next to me, "Where's the library?" She squinted and said, "I heard they moved it to the Field House." Which out here in the real world hasn't existed for some years, I think, but in any case was half a mile's walk away. Then I woke up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 05:55 AM (wzUl9)

26 The IRGC cyber police are deactivating sim cards of anyone even suspected of posting anti regime messages on social media.

Burnham won't be far behind in the UK.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 05:56 AM (DPPrP)

27 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at September 25, 2026 06:04 AM (PzBTm)

28 I was mistaken: The "Field House" I dreamed about has existed on my former employer's campus since 1933. That shows you how often I went to that end of campus and how little I cared about sports.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9)

29 Morning, Rosasharn!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

30 @22/Kittens!: { History will point to us and say "all of the movies and books about robots taking over and you did this anyway?" }

Tech company: "At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:07 AM (O7YUW)

31 >>> I gaped, and asked a girl next to me, "Where's the library?" She squinted and said, "I heard they moved it to the Field House." Which out here in the real world hasn't existed for some years, I think, but in any case was half a mile's walk away. Then I woke up.

For you, Wolfus:

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=c7rTirqJnmM

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:07 AM (V0/Sp)

32 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Houston, we've had a problem.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 25, 2026 06:09 AM (amcLV)

33 Oay. Time to change, stretch, and hit the workout trail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 06:09 AM (wzUl9)

34 Windows Central: Microsoft has quietly sent the term "Copilot+ PC" to marketing Siberia where it is hoped it will join other marketing fiascos, such as tranny Bud Light, New Coke, and the Cracker Barrel makeover, buried under sheets of ice. The only people that seem to have noticed this is the tech press hacks, while the rest of us are left going what was a Copilot+ PC?"

This calls for a moment of silence.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 25, 2026 06:11 AM (VyD10)

35 Dang, now I've got the WKRP tune as an earworm.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 25, 2026 06:11 AM (aKh6S)

36 @31/fluffy: Maybe a character got trimmed from that video code? I'm getting a 404 on that link.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:12 AM (O7YUW)

37 Broken URL fixed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rTirqJnmM

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:13 AM (V0/Sp)

38 @31/fluffy:

Fixed link:
https://youtu.be/c7rTirqJnmM

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:14 AM (O7YUW)

39 Okay, you figured it out (the missing "?"). I was off trying things until I also fixed it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:14 AM (O7YUW)

40 @31/fluffy: Maybe a character got trimmed from that video code? I'm getting a 404 on that link.

Yes, the original link was for a playlist, which exceeds the character limit here. While cleaning it up I mistakenly deleted '?' which should precede the 'v'

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:16 AM (V0/Sp)

41
Good morning, Hordians.

Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good. Switched from dark roast to French roast the other day. Quite a bit better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:19 AM (eRlcH)

42 NERDS!!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 25, 2026 06:19 AM (g8Ew8)

43 @42/Dr. Pork Chops & Bacon:

That's practically a tautology around here.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 25, 2026 06:22 AM (O7YUW)

44
Slept from 10:00 to 5:00, which is better. I'd been waking up between 4:00 and 4:30 and for me to wake up is to get up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:23 AM (eRlcH)

45 Some iPhone 18 Pro units are freezing and rebooting when using Face ID to open certain protected apps. The ever inclusive Apple determined this only happens to non rainbow people and and their allies. Apple's response was a terse "you look wrong to it, you should get a Samsung."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 25, 2026 06:25 AM (VyD10)

46 22 Just wait until the Founders hire the Breen to run the Vorta clone farms.

History will point to us and say "all of the movies and books about robots taking over and you did this anyway?"
Posted by: Kittens! at September 25, 2026 05:43 AM (LOZbR)

Momentary disconcertedness, here, reading your post ("... History will point to us....) and then reading the poster-nic "Kittens!"

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 06:32 AM (odBC9)

47 Good morning Horde thx Pixy.
Actually 50° out, 47°when I when I went to the store earlier. But we're all going to die in the noreaster this weekend. Expecting only 2-4inches of rain here.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2026 06:34 AM (NGWpV)

48 I saw the twirl
did you see it?
I saw it

Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 06:34 AM (ZxPkt)

49 27 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*
Posted by: Rosasharn at September 25, 2026 06:04 AM (PzBTm)

YAY!!!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 06:34 AM (odBC9)

50 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 06:39 AM (RIvkX)

51 24 Another day and on this day the vibe coding script kiddies have used their l33t haxxor skillz on *spins wheel* Australia.
Posted by: Nato at September 25, 2026 05:53 AM (yJO5H)

I have become at ease with many of these techy words here at AoSHq.

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 06:41 AM (odBC9)

52 >>> Momentary disconcertedness, here, reading your post ("... History will point to us....) and then reading the poster-nic "Kittens!"

The internet is made of cats.

Posted by: fluffy at September 25, 2026 06:43 AM (V0/Sp)

53 Galloping Gus -otherwise known as Millard the kitten -comes to greet me when I'm come in the door.My husband doesn't do that . 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:43 AM (JrHfD)

54 It has rained 3 days in a row in Las Cruces, New Mexico. The local governmenta have issued strict shelter in place orders for the entire population. There have been rumors of toilet paper riots breaking out at the three Walmarts. It's a seemingly dire situation here.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 25, 2026 06:44 AM (VyD10)

55
Galloping Gus -otherwise known as Millard the kitten -comes to greet me when I'm come in the door.My husband doesn't do that . 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:43 AM (JrHfD)


Wifely remarks on departure

To dog
"I love you"
"Here's a kiss"
"We'll cuddle when I get back"
"I'll miss you"

To husband
"Bye"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:47 AM (eRlcH)

56 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 25, 2026 06:48 AM (Hbeqj)

57 Colllege Christian group sings a song I was not familiar with- but it's lovely, "You are my all in all"
It's nice to see young people excited by their faith:

https://tinyurl.com/4k9mmnxh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:48 AM (JrHfD)

58 I believe it was Will Smith in 'I Robot' which I haven't watched in years, need to watch it again. Robots have been a part of Scifi forever. Now the time has come when we might have a Space Odyssey 2001 moment where Hal makes all the decisions for you.

Posted by: Colin at September 25, 2026 06:49 AM (CiQE7)

59 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 06:47 AM (eRlcH)

lol.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 06:50 AM (JrHfD)

60 Fenelon and Hadrian,

You both made me bust out laughing. Thanks for getting my Friday off to a good start!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 25, 2026 06:50 AM (3AwA+)

61 Earworms?

LOL. I get a soundtrack that lasts all day. Usually hymns. But yesterday it was the music from "The Rise of Merlin."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 25, 2026 06:54 AM (36x1j)

62 I’ve actually taken to buying memory and nvme and ssd off of eBay because of the preposterous price of memory.

Gotten some good deals relatively speaking.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 25, 2026 06:54 AM (XV/Pl)

63 Watching Milei's speech to the UN

He went after the UK pretty hard about the Malvinas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)

64 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 25, 2026 07:11 AM (VyBeY)

65 {{{Rosasharn}}}

Huzzah! And she is twirling!

*Does Happy Dance to Vince Guaraldi. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

66 LOL, good, I am all in favor of Milei beating the uk like a rented mule and taking the Malvinas if he wants them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 25, 2026 07:14 AM (VyBeY)

67 I saw a snippet of the President of Colombia and he went after the UN pretty hard too. He said they would be aligned with the US and the west.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2026 07:17 AM (DPPrP)

68 Hadrian the Seventh

Uh ...

Hope that is not true, but I can believe it.
Sometimes spousal maintenance is hard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

69 I really really really want to visit Buenos Aires

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

70 Hope that is not true, but I can believe it.
Sometimes spousal maintenance is hard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)
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When people ask how long I've been married, I say, "I'll know when I get home today and the key still fits the lock."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

71 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for posting the group singing "You are my all in all" .

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

72 Good morning! Currently 73 outside headed for 90. Summer is gasping and fall is closing in. Time to start renovating flower beds and cleaning out the pond. Gonna put an aerator in this year and upsize the lily pots.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (3Ope8)

73
Hope that is not true, but I can believe it.
Sometimes spousal maintenance is hard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)


Believe me, it is true. Their lives are shorter and there's plenty of time for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:21 AM (eRlcH)

74 Loony lefties at a cat rescue won't let MAGA adopt:

https://tinyurl.com/37fj79c7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 07:21 AM (JrHfD)

75
Loony lefties at a cat rescue won't let MAGA adopt

Too bad. "At last! Meat!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:22 AM (eRlcH)

76 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

You're most welcome.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2026 07:23 AM (JrHfD)

77 Watching Milei's speech to the UN

He went after the UK pretty hard about the Malvinas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:10 AM (RIvkX)
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I loved the speech, he also spent some time on the UN itself, and the Orwellian world response to Covid. The Falklands/Malvinas issue is something the Brits will no doubt negotiate. I mean, look at the Chagos deal, they'll give away anything.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:24 AM (PFC1v)

78 San Franpsycho

Well, after one six month deployment in the Mediterranean, one of the sailors in another engineering division came back to an locked house. His wife had moved out, sold what she could of his stuff, changed the lock, and not told him. He found out the hard way he was soon to be single.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

79 Trans-identifying males have stolen over 2,293 gold medals from women and girls in the United States, pushing each rightful champion down to second place.

Trans-identifying male athletes have stolen over $501,498 in prize money from women in professional sports.

ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

80 Well, after one six month deployment in the Mediterranean, one of the sailors in another engineering division came back to an locked house. His wife had moved out, sold what she could of his stuff, changed the lock, and not told him. He found out the hard way he was soon to be single.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)
=====

Let's hope she was worth it...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

81 r hennigantx

Trans enablers hate women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

82
Time for my Rosary. Back later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH)

83 San Franpsycho

We look back on the '80s as a golden time. But I saw a lot of sad stuff during my ocean-going days.

I used to joke that if the ship moved to another pier, some sailors needed to find a new girlfriend. Because the phone lines were disconnected for several hours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

84 JJS.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS)

85
JJS is here

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 25, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur)

86 J.J. Sefton; Runway 090.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

87 JJ is up and at 'em

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2026 07:33 AM (PFC1v)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - September 24, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. On time, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Tomorrow is 9/25 - Celebrate Dolly Parton Day

Get it? Nine To Five. Of course you did!

'Dolly Parton Day' to be celebrated in Nashville and in California on September 25, aka 9/25

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California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed off a state bill to officially recognise September 25, aka 9/25, as a day to celebrate the life, music, philanthropy and legacy of Dolly Parton.

The bill to honour the late late country legend was co-authored by Democratic Senator John Laird, and by Republican Senator Shannon Grove.

"Dolly Parton sparkled on every stage she ever stood on," the pair said in a joint statement, "but her brightest sparkle was the literacy legacy she built through the Imagination Library.

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The city of Nashville has also declared September 25 as Dolly Parton Day, and has scheduled a day of celebratory events. Other US cities are also planning celebrations.


Ohio is in on it too

Local farm honors Dolly Parton with sunflower field design open to public

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CINCINNATI (WKRC) - A local farm is honoring Dolly Parton with a larger-than-life tribute carved into a sunflower field.

Burwinkel Farms has cut a design into its sunflower field featuring Parton’s name, a guitar, titles of her popular songs, and a heart. Bob Burwinkel created the design using only a lawnmower.

Video at the link.

Did you notice the call letters for the TV station? WKRC. In Cincinnati. That almost rings a bell for some reason...


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Weird Al joins Dolly (and Freddie Mercury)

Asteroid Will Hereafter Be Known as 'Alyankovic'

"Weird Al" Yankovic has joined a new club: that of iconic musicians granted astronomical immortality. The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has approved an asteroid designation honoring the parody singer known for songs including "Yoda" and "Slime Creatures from Outer Space," Space.com reports. Previously identified as 14331, a mile-wide space rock discovered in 1981 in the main asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter will hereafter be known as Alyankovic. Planetary scientist Allison McGraw led the push for the name and surprised Yankovic with a commemorative plaque backstage before his show in Tucson on Sunday, the Arizona Daily Star reports.

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Good stuff at Wrigley


Close up of the ball


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Cool throwback video of old time NFL football


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Daredevil stinkbug

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Yo, browndog - can you grab me one of these?

Beer Sabres presented by Labatt to be available at every home game in 2026-27

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The Beer Sabre is back.

We’re happy to announce that Beer Sabres, presented by Labatt, will be available at every regular-season home game during the 2026-27 season, while supplies last.

Beer Sabres cost $29 and include a pour of Labatt Blue or Labatt Blue Light. Fans will be permitted to purchase one per person (must be 21 or older)

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

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Good news, shroomers

Psilocybin may help the brain recover from concussion, new study shows

A concussion is often described as a “mild” traumatic brain injury. Yet repeated blows to the head rarely feel mild and the impacts — including changes in movement, memory, mood and brain function — may last for months or years.

Athletes, military personnel, people involved in vehicle collisions, older adults who experience falls and people experiencing intimate partner violence are all especially susceptible to repeated head injuries. And these are associated with an increased risk of neurodegenerative conditions, including chronic traumatic encephalopathy and Parkinson’s disease.

There is no approved drug that repairs the underlying brain damage from concussions. This therapeutic gap has prompted interest in an unconventional candidate: psilocybin, the psychoactive compound found in “magic mushrooms.”

Would you try this remedy?

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1 From the middle of the last century——

"If woman aspires literally to enjoy all of man’s rights, then, sooner or later, pitiless and emotionless competition will certainly replace that chivalry and special consideration which many women now enjoy, and which they have so recently won from men."

Naw. Could never happen.🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (11R8D)

2 early, but last by Ricky Bobby standards

Posted by: Rona Jaffe at September 24, 2026 09:54 PM (r7+Q7)

3 Cafe critters whistled for.

Posted by: mindful webworker - notificationally at September 24, 2026 09:55 PM (11R8D)

4 I'm here.

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 24, 2026 09:56 PM (CqZOC)

5 Maybe the Rockies should throw green dildos at the stands.

Posted by: can't be slower than their pitching at September 24, 2026 09:58 PM (88C+u)

6 After the money for beers ball, a bunch of bleacher creatures signed a ball for Ian Happ and threw it back to him today for his probable last regular season game at wrigley.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 09:58 PM (YZ0Fo)

7 Walkin' with my baby, she's got great big feet,
She long lean and lanky and ain't had nothin' to eat!
But she's my baby and I love her just the same,
Crazy about that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name.

Caldonia!
Caldonia!
What makes your big head so hard? Huh!
I love you, love you just the same,
I'll always love you baby 'cause Caldonia is your name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR6pHtiNT_k

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:00 PM (+UcOf)

8 Sorry I'm late, I was compiling an online database of mob hit men and their exploits.

I'm going to call it Whackapedia.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (OA/mm)

9
Dolly corn mazes were planned out this summer nationally, before her passing.

Robinette's in Grand Rapids has a massive one, overflow crowds today and expected through the weekend.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (Y8DZL)

10 The stink bug was funny.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

11 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (GP7ZF)

12 The vintage football game footage is oddly compelling. We look at low scoring games, but there is a lot of physicality and also a lot less rules about breaking up passes. Receivers have to be truly wide open, which is why grinding it on the ground was so popular.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)

13 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?


The Beer Barrel?

No, those are everywhere.

The Beer Croc?

Too many holes.

The Trebeerchet?

Hope you can drink fast.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

14 University of Detroit stadium . . .

Our running joke was " the Jesuits decided they needed a parking lot more than they needed school spirit," but we were young and dumb and didn't know how expensive a football program was, if you weren't a big school drawing hundreds of thousands.

Ironically, the parking lot got torn up, and now it's a soccer stadium.

And the nuns at Mercy, who managed their money competently, bailed out the Jesuits, who didn't. So now its a hyphenated school.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (4HoLg)

15 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (3ZUWJ)

16 Is the beer sabre just a plastic sword along with a beer? OK.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)

17 The stink bug was funny.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (ZdaMQ)


Feeling better?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf)

18 Did you notice the call letters for the TV station? WKRC. In Cincinnati. That almost rings a bell for some reason...

well, that's because WKRP is W-crap...LOL. Part of the joke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (l3cgK)

19 I was kind of surprised at the lack lefties dancing on Dollie's grave.

Maybe it happened and I just missed it.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (BeyMP)

20 Is the beer sabre just a plastic sword along with a beer? OK.
Posted by: LRob in OK


Looks like a tube for beer containment.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

21 17 The stink bug was funny.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

Feeling better?
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf

I am getting there, finally. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 Is the beer sabre just a plastic sword along with a beer? OK.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)


The sabre holds the beer!!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)

23 Naw. Could never happen.🙄
Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (11R8D)
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We are re-paganizing. Women are turning away from the example of the Blessed Virgin Mary and embracing Cybele and Magna Mater, the devouring mother who consumes her children. Nothing is new under the sun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (ZOv7s)

24 Brooklyn Dodgers vs. Detroit Lions

I give it to the guys with bats.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:05 PM (l3cgK)

25 Feeling better?
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (QMAsf

I am getting there, finally. Thank you.


So we should call off the corn maze mowing? I'll get the word out!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

26 >> Planetary scientist Allison McGraw led the push for the name and surprised Yankovic

I looked her up. She's got pink danger hair. Likely a woke lunatic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)

27 19 I was kind of surprised at the lack lefties dancing on Dollie's grave.

Maybe it happened and I just missed it.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:03 PM (BeyMP)

the speed bumps give 'em trouble.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (l3cgK)

28 Nothing is new under the sun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:04 PM (ZOv7s)

That, right there, is one of the greatest pearls of wisdom that there ever was.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (BeyMP)

29 Good evening, Horde. Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

No movement on nuttin today, job-wise. There's always tomorrow, right? Sigh.

Prayers for M's grandmother (who lives with M), please - a fall tore a ligament, is the details I have so far.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (aJQbY)

30
The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)

31 I looked her up. She's got pink danger hair. Likely a woke lunatic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (w6EFb)
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I'm old enough to remember when weird hair meant you were a freak. I now see old women doing this and I'm like "You're not transgressive, you're a loser. That was daring 20 years ago."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:09 PM (ZOv7s)

32 the speed bumps give 'em trouble.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:06 PM (l3cgK)


LOL.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:09 PM (BeyMP)

33 30
The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)

I got to see my local team make it once, get smashed by SF, then leave a decade or so later for Los Angeles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

34
"If woman aspires literally to enjoy all of man’s rights, then, sooner or later, pitiless and emotionless competition will certainly replace that chivalry and special consideration which many women now enjoy, and which they have so recently won from men."

Naw. Could never happen.🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (11R8D)

There is a car in our neighborhood with one of those virtue signally stickers. One of the "virtues" is "women's rights are human rights." What, exactly constitute these "women's rights" that women do not already enjoy today? The only thing I can think of is the right to k*ll their baby/child whenever they want, and IMHO, that would seem to interfere with the human right of that baby/child. I could be wrong, and it's something else, but I've never felt like I didn't have the same rights as my husband.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (wLjpr)

35 I was kind of surprised at the lack lefties dancing on Dollie's grave.
Maybe it happened and I just missed it.
Posted by: LTG


They're trying to figure out how to do it without being transphobic. Dolly was once in a drag-show Dolly Parton Lookalike Contest.

.....which she lost.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

36 The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around
Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)
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With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:12 PM (ZOv7s)

37 36 The Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

specially since the whole NFL gambling grift won't be around
Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Y8DZL)
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With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:12 PM (ZOv7s)

Not yet...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)

38 And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?


Dearborn has to be in the running.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (Jr+re)

39 I'm old enough to remember when weird hair meant you were a freak. I now see old women doing this and I'm like "You're not transgressive, you're a loser. That was daring 20 years ago."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


I do not get it. And neither does my pussy.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

40 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

Your choice of a beer crossbow or beer longbow.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (wLjpr)

41 39 I'm old enough to remember when weird hair meant you were a freak. I now see old women doing this and I'm like "You're not transgressive, you're a loser. That was daring 20 years ago."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I do not get it. And neither does my pussy.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

Same with tats and body piercings...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)

42 With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


You mean, since Sodom?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

43 40 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

Your choice of a beer crossbow or beer longbow.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (wLjpr)

Beer cannon!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

44 Evening greetings.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

45 42 With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

You mean, since Sodom?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

Good point...American city?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

46 You're right!

Thanks for another swell ONT, Doof.

Great photo up top. So sad the leaves have to fall but they sure do brighten things up while they are on display.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 24, 2026 10:14 PM (D/6p1)

47 >>>Detroit Lions in the Superbowl won't happen in my grandchildren's lifetime.

Getting into the Superbowl is kind of a low-bar.

You want win it.

My team, got into the Superbowl once and won it.

It actually can happen.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (BeyMP)

48 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - seasonal dino at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (cCn4/)

49 You mean, since Sodom?
Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)
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Obviously. I quit the NFL when Barry Sanders did. That guy was amazing. When he lost heart, so did I.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (ZOv7s)

50 I got knocked out once. Fell, ice skating. I have no memory of it, just what family members told me.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

51 The Trebeerchet?
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Good one!

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (hajF2)

52 With God, anything can happen. And has any city experienced greater chastisement than Detroit?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Gary, IN ...

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (3ZUWJ)

53 Bloody 'ell. There's a war goin' on and you Yanks are watch Sunday football!!!

Posted by: Winston C at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (R0XxO)

54 50 I got knocked out once. Fell, ice skating. I have no memory of it, just what family members told me.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:17 PM (ZxPkt)

Every time I have a major surgery or procedure they knock me out...One or two lumps?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (l3cgK)

55 All friends, my staying up has reached its end, I am heading to sleep. Good night!

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

56 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

The Val-u-rite vodka claymore.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (t/Q8n)

57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.

Now you might assume he was selling to cheap medical schools/research labs.

But no

He was selling them to...private collectors. People that want random body parts. But nothing to see here right? Harvard people are just like you and I and not demon worshiping vampires.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (sKqQm)

58 56 The Beer Sabre is back.

What would the AOSHQ version of this be?

The Val-u-rite vodka claymore.

Go big or go home.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 10:18 PM (t/Q8n)

The exploding kind? Face towards your Face...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (l3cgK)

59 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (dPOOv)

60 57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.

Now you might assume he was selling to cheap medical schools/research labs.

But no

He was selling them to...private collectors. People that want random body parts. But nothing to see here right? Harvard people are just like you and I and not demon worshiping vampires.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM (sKqQm)

Or have an open Mike night...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

61 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

62 Oh, wait, it ws about a decade further back. Speaking of lost time...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:21 PM (aJQbY)

63 Good evening morons und danke Disko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)

64 Billy Joel is always a.good.listen.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB)

65 61 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

Oh, I was knocked out once...in first or second grade running at full speed, supposedly UNDER the monkey bars, but apparently I'd grown...when I opened my eyes, I was on the ground and kids were all around me...
Funny, don't remember going to the nurse afterwards...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

66 I remember when I was a yute seeing white haired ladies with a bluish tint. I thought, well, that's it. We've sunk as low as we can sink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (ndZc7)

67 Doof, my brother ...

If the Sabes are in fact offering the Beer Sabre at EVERY GAME, I'll make it happen.

There is still some debate as to whether the organization will commit to having them available for purchase at every game.

Last year they only offered them at two ... maybe three games.

As I'm not a season ticket holder, I only get to 3 or 4 games in person. So they need to be available all season long for me to make it happen ... but if they do, I will!

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (oCio0)

68 66 I remember when I was a yute seeing white haired ladies with a bluish tint. I thought, well, that's it. We've sunk as low as we can sink.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (ndZc7)

There is no bottom to how low people can go...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

69 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 10:23 PM (sAmhv)

70 Dang, Falcons are bitchslapping the Packers. 24-7, 3rd Q

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:23 PM (ZxPkt)

71 Evening all. Thx Doof.
The football vid was great. Football was rounder making passing more difficult. Punts rolled further however . Given no facemask no tackles were made with the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (NGWpV)

72 70 Dang, Falcons are bitchslapping the Packers. 24-7, 3rd Q

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 10:23 PM (ZxPkt)
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Falcons? Wake me.up when it's 28-3

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (ZYF5J)

73 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)

I lost about 20 minutes. Was on my bike after an overnight shift at the Safeway, and got hit by a car. In my defense the traffic light signal had abruptly change, and I had no clue of this change.

I woke up in an ambulance. EMT told me I was trying to get back on my bike, which had been bent in half, muttering "I gotta get home, I gotta get home."

I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

74
Mrs. Slocombe and Hyacinth Bucket. May the rest in peace.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb)

75 Apparently, I owned slaves for 400 years but I have no memory of it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (ndZc7)

76 Obviously. I quit the NFL when Barry Sanders did. That guy was amazing. When he lost heart, so did I.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:16 PM (ZOv7s)

Barry Sanders was the one of the most compelling running back of all-time.

Right up there with Jim Brown and OJ.

The best running back ever, of course, was Walter Payton.

Who is, arguably, the greatest football player of all-time.

Mike Ditka thought so.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (BeyMP)

77 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (qlLNh)

78 71 Evening all. Thx Doof.
The football vid was great. Football was rounder making passing more difficult. Punts rolled further however . Given no facemask no tackles were made with the head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (NGWpV)

Rounder....LOL, reminds me of a story about our deceased horny black cat.
He found a Teddy bear that became his...love toy. He'd do it to the poor Teddy bear multiple times a day...face-to-face, reversed, on it's back...all different sorts of positions. One day my wife saw how beat up and low on stuffing said Teddy bear was, so she restuffed it and sewed it back up...
First time cat tried after that, Teddy was too plump, and he fell off...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (l3cgK)

79 I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)
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Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

80 "Psilocybin may help the brain recover from concussion, new study shows"

High(er) dose Creatine helps with concussion recovery as well.

My youngest was treated with high dose creatine after his back to back concussions while in college.

Of course he missed all of his sophomore year due to the after effects of the concussive trauma, and never regained his full aptitude at higher mathematics, and had to change majors.




Posted by: browndog says woof at September 24, 2026 10:28 PM (oCio0)

81 Prayers for M's grandmother (who lives with M), please - a fall tore a ligament, is the details I have so far.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:08 PM (aJQbY)
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Done

Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:28 PM (ZYF5J)

82 I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

Back when I was still on dialysis, I'd be driving and suddenly realize I was far from where I thought I was...I'd lost some time. I was "conscious", but just didn't have a memory of how I got from point A to point B...happened a few times...a bit disconcerting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:28 PM (l3cgK)

83 There was a case maybe 20 or 30 years ago when a medical school employee picked up a box of preserved human heads and left them in his car while he took care of other errands.

The box was stolen while he was gone.

It was found sitting on the sidewalk a couple of blocks away. I still amuse myself by imagining what the thief's face must've looked like when he realized what he had.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (qlLNh)

84 Just had some kind of mushroom and my mind is moving low.

Posted by: Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (Fn+3X)

85 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

So we might get to live Terminator AND Gattaca? Unless we reach Mad Max first, I guess.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (ftFVW)

86 77 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:25 PM (qlLNh)

I dun got this one really problematic gene...but too late now...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (l3cgK)

87 Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

No. Shoes were intact. Kind of a miracle that car did not hit me, just the rear wheel of my bike. My only injuries were asphalt chunks in my knees, a slight concussion, and that super achy muscle pain that happens when your body braces for impact.

At least the nurse debriding my knee pebbles was cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

88 Some of you Morons have only been unconscious once or twice?

What the hell have you'all been doing? Or not doing?

Speaking of lost time, a dear friend called the other day that I hadn't spoken to in 50 years. 50 years. How the hell did that happen? Interestingly enough, we talked as if we had never been apart.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:31 PM (GP7ZF)

89 85 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

So we might get to live Terminator AND Gattaca? Unless we reach Mad Max first, I guess.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 24, 2026 10:29 PM (ftFVW)

And on that farm AI had humans, AI-AI-ooh...

Posted by: Your AI Ovelords at September 24, 2026 10:31 PM (l3cgK)

90 Greetings Horde, another good one Herr Doof

I've mentioned it before RandomDave but the Census Bureau is hiring. They are absolutely hounding me to come back for another round. The early hires stay thru the actual upcoming census so it's a long term gig if so desired.

The goverment pay is awesome and the expectations are... minimal in my experience.

Good luck!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (K7v1x)

91
Young Mrs. Slocombe (Molly Sugden):

https://t.ly/9l4w6

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (w6EFb)

92 87 Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

No. Shoes were intact. Kind of a miracle that car did not hit me, just the rear wheel of my bike. My only injuries were asphalt chunks in my knees, a slight concussion, and that super achy muscle pain that happens when your body braces for impact.

At least the nurse debriding my knee pebbles was cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

Wife told me her story when she was 7 or 8 and got hit by a car...
She came to in the hospital, and realized her jaw was dislocated, and was pissed at what the driver had done to her jaw...while the doctors were still looking her over...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

93
Bloody 'ell. There's a war goin' on and you Yanks are watch Sunday football!!!
Posted by: Winston C


That's not cricket!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (Cqx++)

94 87 Did you lose your shoes in the accident? I hear that's a thing when one is hit by a car. I'm fascinated by it
Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 10:26 PM (ZYF5J)

No. Shoes were intact. Kind of a miracle that car did not hit me, just the rear wheel of my bike. My only injuries were asphalt chunks in my knees, a slight concussion, and that super achy muscle pain that happens when your body braces for impact.

At least the nurse debriding my knee pebbles was cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:30 PM (0aYVJ)

the nurse that took care of me after my tonsillectomy was cute...well, I was about 5, she was about 20...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (l3cgK)

95 I lost about 20 minutes. Was on my bike after an overnight shift at the Safeway, and got hit by a car. In my defense the traffic light signal had abruptly change, and I had no clue of this change.

I woke up in an ambulance. EMT told me I was trying to get back on my bike, which had been bent in half, muttering "I gotta get home, I gotta get home."

I hate that there is a blank spot in my memory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)

I got hit on my bike when I was 7. No blank spot here. I remember the horn, the sound of metal crunching, the world spinning as I sailed over the car, and me clearing the street and landing in the woods.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (S41Gd)

96 What would the AOSHQ version of this be?
________________

We don't skimp:

The Double D Cup Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder;
The fully insulated "Double D" costs 3 restroom tokens and includes a double pour of Chris Bowen's Killer Kölsch Ale. There, thankfully, is no light version of this real beer. Fans will be permitted to purchase one per person (must be 29 or younger).

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)

97 And on that farm AI had humans, AI-AI-ooh...
Posted by: Your AI Ovelords

With a "click click, here!"

Posted by: Candace O at September 24, 2026 10:34 PM (R0XxO)

98 Japanese scientists have managed to remove the extra chromosome from Down Syndrome cells using CRISPR.

https://tinyurl.com/p9hr49d2

Just in the lab so far, but as I understand it there's no reason a CRISPR system couldn't be used to edit all the cells in your body.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


The article mentions one: your immune system recognizes your own cells. Thus transplant rejection happening.

Not sure I want my immune system rejecting every last cell in my body. I'll leave that to women.

Posted by: mikeski dangerfield at September 24, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

99 She came to in the hospital, and realized her jaw was dislocated, and was pissed at what the driver had done to her jaw...while the doctors were still looking her over...
Posted by: jim

I always find it interesting when you come to on the exam table and 6-7 strangers are looking down at you and someone says "Hey! Look who's back with us!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:35 PM (GP7ZF)

100 Speaking of lost time, a dear friend called the other day that I hadn't spoken to in 50 years. 50 years. How the hell did that happen? Interestingly enough, we talked as if we had never been apart.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:31 PM (GP7ZF)

50 years wow.

I do at times wish to I could talk to long lost friends.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:36 PM (BeyMP)

101 Or have an open Mike night...

I bet they'd knock'em dead

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)

102 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!)

Any evidence of an anal probe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (ndZc7)

103 Sorry I'm late, I was compiling an online database of mob hit men and their exploits.

I'm going to call it Whackapedia.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 10:01 PM (OA/mm)

An active hit man might Whack the editor of Whackopedia. Be careful.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

104 And on that farm AI had humans, AI-AI-ooh...
Posted by: Your AI Ovelords


At least they haven't started breeding Replicants ... yet ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bladerunner Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (3ZUWJ)

105 I think my unconsciousness count is four. Twice playing baseball, once playing softball and once going over the handlebars of my last motocross bike at some speed wide open in third gear. The first three weren't very important but the last one had me seeing stars for about 4 days. None of those . . . affected . . . me . . . very . . . much.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (Jr+re)

106 99 She came to in the hospital, and realized her jaw was dislocated, and was pissed at what the driver had done to her jaw...while the doctors were still looking her over...
Posted by: jim

I always find it interesting when you come to on the exam table and 6-7 strangers are looking down at you and someone says "Hey! Look who's back with us!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 10:35 PM (GP7ZF)

They had me nekkid for my hernia surgery. They strated attaching me to this platform that could spin all around...and next thing I know, I'm in a hospital bed post-surgery...
Anesthesia does that...wipes out your short term memory. I know I saw more than what I remember from each surgery or procedure, but that memory is poof!, gone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:39 PM (l3cgK)

107 102 I lost a few seconds (I hope it was just a few seconds) in my car accident 9, nearly 10 years ago. Still creeps me out, that lost time.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!)

Any evidence of an anal probe?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (ndZc7)

colonoscopies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (l3cgK)

108 Joe Mannix was knocked out 93 times in the course of the series, sometimes in the first 30 seconds of the show, yet Mike Connors lived to be over 90.

Posted by: What A Guy! at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (Fn+3X)

109 101 Or have an open Mike night...

I bet they'd knock'em dead

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:37 PM (sKqQm)

It was standing room only, except for Mike...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (l3cgK)

110 I watched WKRP back in the day. It was a good sitcom.
To this day I think the Thanksgiving show is the most hilarious show I've ever seen on television. When Carlson and Herb threw those turkeys out of the helicopter and Les(your on the spot reporter) told the audience about what happened. And at the end of the show Carlson said-"as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly". I laughed so hard my sides were hurting.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (xJpuh)

111 Joe Mannix was knocked out 93 times in the course of the series, sometimes in the first 30 seconds of the show, yet Mike Connors lived to be over 90.
Posted by: What A Guy! at September 24, 2026 10:40 PM (Fn+3X)

And he still does weekly posts every Wednesday.

A god on earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)

112 Had about all the hand-spittin', black flag-hoistin', and throat-slittin' I can handle for today.

Delurker on the last thread mentioned and linked to The Donnas "Skintight" — so, naturally, YouTube thinks I need to hear more of them. In case you do, too:

https://youtu.be/vCDlHuLSdlo

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - officially at September 24, 2026 10:42 PM (11R8D)

113 jim in K, I had a chat with the anesthesiologist before major surgery I had about 14 years ago and he told me the loss of memory was from another drug that was supposed to "relax" you. I asked him if it was required, he said no, so I skipped it. Had a nice chat with the surgical team before they knocked me out.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:43 PM (Jr+re)

114 50 I got knocked out once. Fell, ice skating. I have no memory of it, just what family members told me.
Posted by: Don Black

The same thing happened to me when I was a kid, but it was falling off a horse onto a gravel road. Except I don't think I had been unconscious. I just found myself in an emergency room cubicle with a nurse asking me what day it was, and what was yesterday. It was the Friday after Thanksgiving, and I didn't even remember that. I didn't remember that I'd been horseback riding. It was very bizarre.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

115 >> yet Mike Connors lived to be over 90.

And with hair second only to Jack Lord.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

116 Well, I got a little less than half way through my e-mail contact list, and ran up against Proton Mail's anti-spam message limit. Will try to continue tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (dPOOv)

117 Lemme see...
Fainted once from a very high fever...standing with a soda one moment, on the floor the next remembering a weird distorted metallic sound (can hitting floor).
Knocked out when I ran full speed into Monkey bars...woke up with kids all around me and a throbbing headache almost immediately after.
All the rest were procedures and surgeries...6? surgeries, 3 or 4 colonoscopies...and I'm not even 60.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (l3cgK)

118 EXCLUSIVE: James Talarico’s Pastor Says Jesus Didn’t Die For Sins, Slanders Virgin Mary

“We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

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Now, Karl Marx, he existed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (ndZc7)

119 Search Assist

Top football player in 1939 made ~$5000 (pre season were freebees) equivalent to $115,734 today

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (+UcOf)

120
Avoid the Census people during the off years from the real census. They have make work for the people.

They have been harassing hubby and I for 18 months.

Very intrusive questions which is none of their business.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (/QHx4)

121
Mannix got shot a bunch of times too. He'd just walk it off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (w6EFb)

122 Mannix got shot a bunch of times too. He'd just walk it off.


Or rub dirt on it.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:47 PM (Jr+re)

123 110 I watched WKRP back in the day. It was a good sitcom.
To this day I think the Thanksgiving show is the most hilarious show I've ever seen on television. When Carlson and Herb threw those turkeys out of the helicopter and Les(your on the spot reporter) told the audience about what happened. And at the end of the show Carlson said-"as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly". I laughed so hard my sides were hurting.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (xJpuh)

That's the best one. Another one that was good was when the Japanese business men came to the station, Mr. Carlson, trying to remember the Japanese he learned in WW2, said something to the Japanese guys, who looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and raised their hands in the air...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)

124 Dolly Parton was probably the last genuinely amazing star we will ever see on this planet. RIP. Damn, RIP.

(Yes, Liz, it was always meant as a compliment and NOT just a boob size comparison.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

125 118 EXCLUSIVE: James Talarico’s Pastor Says Jesus Didn’t Die For Sins, Slanders Virgin Mary

“We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

-
Now, Karl Marx, he existed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:45 PM (ndZc7)

Josephus mentions Jesus. The Talmud does too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (l3cgK)

126
You can thank Lucy for Mannix (as well as Star Trek). The first season of Mannix, with Intertek and the computers didn't do too well. You'd be forgiven for thinking Mannix was Quinn Martin, but it was Desilu.

Lucy personally retooled it and gave us the Mannix we know and love.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (w6EFb)

127 2 on the diving board
1 on the bicycle

The bicycle was fun because I was talking completely independently of my brain, like my mouth had a mind of it's own.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

128 110 I watched WKRP back in the day. It was a good sitcom.
To this day I think the Thanksgiving show is the most hilarious show I've ever seen on television. When Carlson and Herb threw those turkeys out of the helicopter and Les(your on the spot reporter) told the audience about what happened. And at the end of the show Carlson said-"as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly". I laughed so hard my sides were hurting.
Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 10:41 PM (xJpuh)

Based on an actual incident.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2026 10:50 PM (Zy186)

129 Shrooms? Only thing I ever got from shrooms was a stomach ache. Did take acid about 200 times and enjoyed that.

Posted by: Blue Boy.. at September 24, 2026 10:50 PM (Fn+3X)

130 The Double D pudding cup.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2026 10:50 PM (n5tGW)

131 All this talk about losing a few minutes of memories. I lost weeks once, while I was in the ER and ICU. Nearly died. Another time my airway was fully blocked, and I blacked out. I still don't know how long that lasted, or whether I was dead for a small period of time.

Lost memory from shock after a traffic accident. Highway hypnosis in Iowa. Intentionally skipping memories while flying (phobias). Getting hit by a ball in gym class.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:51 PM (qx7Zg)

132 33 I got to see my local team make it once, get smashed by SF, then leave a decade or so later for Los Angeles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

Stan Humphries and Natrone Means with 1994 San Diego Chargers in SB 29.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 24, 2026 10:51 PM (y171U)

133 “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

---------

Fucking Babs

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (wpRMV)

134 Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists:

trib.al/kX7S2I6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (+UcOf)

135 127 2 on the diving board
1 on the bicycle

The bicycle was fun because I was talking completely independently of my brain, like my mouth had a mind of it's own.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

People say the darndest things when recovering from anesthesia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:54 PM (l3cgK)

136 132 33 I got to see my local team make it once, get smashed by SF, then leave a decade or so later for Los Angeles...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

Stan Humphries and Natrone Means with 1994 San Diego Chargers in SB 29.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 24, 2026 10:51 PM (y171U)

A-yup.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (l3cgK)

137
Coming soon to our country. It is already happening on a small scale but it is going to get worse.


Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (/QHx4)

138 stepfanie tyler
@stepfanie
·
2026-09-15
Sydney Sweeney is the funniest stress test feminism has ever encountered bc I was taught that tHE PaTriArChY reduces women to their bodies, denies them individual agency and imposes rules on female sexuality based on what everyone else thinks women ought to be. Meanwhile Sydney is independently wealthy, produces her own projects, owns businesses, chooses to monetize her own sexuality, gains power from doing it and appears completely uninterested in anyone’s permission. And somehow the feminist response is thousands of women materializing to explain that her body is AcksHuAllY a collective political resource and she has a responsibility to use it in ways they approve of bc otherwise she’s “setting women back 100 years” (fucking LOL)

So congratulations ladies! You defeated the patriarchy by becoming an enormous decentralized committee of women policing another woman’s sexuality, scolding her for appealing to men and reminding her that her individual choices must remain subordinate to what is best for Women As A Class.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

139 Perhaps the funniest part is that the men supposedly enforcing this grand patriarchal system are mostly standing off to the side like “Sydney seems great, let her cook” while the Feminist Liberation Committee is furiously drafting new regulations for what she’s allowed to do with her own gigantic knockers.

Incredible operation. You guys are fucking killing it. Extremely boss babe. Very liberation. No notes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (rbvCR)

140 133 “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.
--------
Fucking Babs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
---

I'm turning the corner. Want these people to run with it. Hard.
Drive it home so that every mush head in town knows exactly what they think.

The clock is ticking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (+UcOf)

141
And nobody could jump out of a moving car, roll, and come up shooting like Mannix.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

142 Very intrusive questions which is none of their business.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 10:46 PM (/QHx4)
====

You have been selected for the American Community Survey. It's like jury duty. A pain but legitimate.

Might as well surrender. They will never give up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

143 Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists:
trib.al/kX7S2I6
Posted by: Braenyard


* ponders Ilhan Omar *

I'll keep my food.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 10:56 PM (VHUov)

144 Dolly Parton was probably the last genuinely amazing star we will ever see on this planet. RIP. Damn, RIP.

(Yes, Liz, it was always meant as a compliment and NOT just a boob size comparison.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

Yeah, Dolly was someone the Left didn't want to attack frontally.

They realized it would be a losing proposition.

The Left revels in death.

I'm sure it enraged them that they couldn't openly celebrate Dolly's demise.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (BeyMP)

145 Apparently the Sweeney character in "The Housemaid" lives in room 80085.


Ah, I miss pocket calculators.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (qlLNh)

146 Smells like a skunk farted in here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (dPOOv)

147 In the middle of the turkey drop, Les said "Oh the humanity"! That whole bit was funny.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (Jr+re)

148 >>>Bloody 'ell. There's a war goin' on and you Yanks are watch Sunday football!!!

Posted by: Winston C

>We got it covered. Folks will just whine and complain while the communists and muslims just tear shit up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (5C90x)

149 The Beer Sabre is back.
What would the AOSHQ version of this be?


The Beer Blunderbuss, obviously. (Way too hard to drink out of a 24" 6.5 Creedmoor barrel.)

Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2026 10:58 PM (kU0PQ)

150 Told the story about dad bouncing off the bottom of the lake till he shed that wool coat.
The other half of the story is a brand new Browning shotgun on the bottom.
Yeah, the went out there with big magnets, homemade rakes, whatever they could think of. Right, nada damn thing but mud.
_canoe lovers beware

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:59 PM (+UcOf)

151 I'm still amazed how the commie kids love them some Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, Mao, Che Guevara, and a host of others. Almost like they completely ignore the hundreds of millions of lives taken by Communism in the 20th Century alone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:59 PM (l3cgK)

152 133 “We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed,” Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church says in NEW undercover video obtained by @realDailyWire.

---------

Fucking Babs
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (wpRMV)

I'm nowhere near **THAT** desperate!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (qx7Zg)

153 Weird Al joins Dolly (and Freddie Mercury)

You dick, for a second I thought he'd died.

Posted by: We need Weird Al more than ever! at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (0iQE1)

154 Are there skunks in Alberta? There are none here in Coastal NC. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel is the divider. Skunks on the Eastern Shore, but not here.

Posted by: Breathes Sigh Of Relief at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (Fn+3X)

155 156 Weird Al joins Dolly (and Freddie Mercury)

You dick, for a second I thought he'd died.

Posted by: We need Weird Al more than ever! at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (0iQE1)

I was waitin' for a Spicoli sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

156 Do I guess St Andrews Presbyterian "Church" is really just a lefty social club that meets in a place with a pointy roof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (wpRMV)

157 It's like the headline, "Ike Turner beats Tina to Death"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

158 This is why television is so awful these days. The writing is terrible. Everything has to be politically correct. They took the fun out of television. About everything they put on is unwatchable. I had rather watch the old shows than today's awful lineups.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (xJpuh)

159 > All this talk about losing a few minutes of memories. I lost weeks once, while I was in the ER and ICU. Nearly died. Another time my airway was fully blocked, and I blacked out. I still don't know how long that lasted, or whether I was dead for a small period of time.
----
Luxury.
I once fell out of a plane and landed on somebody's gas grill. Then their dog attacked and bit off my right ear. Riding the ambulance to the hospital, we got hit by a cement truck and I was thrown from the vehicle and caught fire. It really tucked.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (ZxPkt)

160 Some feminutbar on X was arguing that Sweeney "isn't really pretty" by posting a picture of her without makeup.

Is she as inhumanly beautiful IRL as she is after being painted up by world-class experts for a couple of hours, then illuminated and photographed by other world-class experts?

Of course not.

But to my eyes she's still quite cute even without makeup. For one thing, she doesn't have RBF.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:02 PM (qlLNh)

161 I hate typoos

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:02 PM (ZxPkt)

162 Are there skunks in Alberta? There are none here in Coastal NC. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel is the divider. Skunks on the Eastern Shore, but not here.
Posted by: Breathes Sigh Of Relief at September 24, 2026 11:00 PM (Fn+3X)

Oh yeah, we have skunks. I saw an entire family of them crossing the highway near the town of Beiseker, once. Never seen or smelled one around here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:03 PM (dPOOv)

163 There's a "minister" who goes by "Babs"?

Okay, then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:03 PM (qlLNh)

164 162 > All this talk about losing a few minutes of memories. I lost weeks once, while I was in the ER and ICU. Nearly died. Another time my airway was fully blocked, and I blacked out. I still don't know how long that lasted, or whether I was dead for a small period of time.
----
Luxury.
I once fell out of a plane and landed on somebody's gas grill. Then their dog attacked and bit off my right ear. Riding the ambulance to the hospital, we got hit by a cement truck and I was thrown from the vehicle and caught fire. It really tucked.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:01 PM (ZxPkt)

https://youtu.be/EYMjvXdrZIw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:04 PM (l3cgK)

165 The Dipshit from Dhaka checking at top of the hour

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)

166
Sweeney shows love to boyfriend in new lingerie photos.

Fox has the pictures

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)

167 Might as well surrender. They will never give up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
---

Some people may no know that you are joking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:05 PM (+UcOf)

168 I've mentioned it before RandomDave but the Census Bureau is hiring. They are absolutely hounding me to come back for another round. The early hires stay thru the actual upcoming census so it's a long term gig if so desired.
The goverment pay is awesome and the expectations are... minimal in my experience.
Good luck!
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 24, 2026 10:32 PM (K7v1x)


I know a guy who retired from the state and went to work for the census bureau, and worked year round because he was one of the hires that actually would work, and ask for more. There is some overhead like driving your own car, but he went out in the boonies to talk to people.
He finally retired from that as well, because he in now in his early 70's

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (rbvCR)

169 I'm still amazed how the commie kids love them some Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, Mao, Che Guevara, and a host of others. Almost like they completely ignore the hundreds of millions of lives taken by Communism in the 20th Century alone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Similar reply to John Cheese.

John Cleese
@JohnCleese
This is where the Arabs were ahead of us
By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations

John Smith
@JohnSmith1wcs
Replying to @JohnCleese
You’ll find — if you weren’t such a pig ignorant wanker — that the castration of slaves was forbidden under Islamic law and was typically done before their sale to the Arabs. Often by Jewish slavers.
Dickhead.

-
Damn Jews! Always slandering the Muslims!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (ndZc7)

170 Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists:

trib.al/kX7S2I6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:52 PM (+UcOf)

*deletes long post about "feminists" and the fact that they do NOT speak for all women*

So, how bout them Hawkeyes?

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to let things go at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (Wt5PA)

171 Smells like a skunk farted in here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (dPOOv)

Are Skunks farts more pungent than their sprays? I thought we were supposed to be more fearful of the latter.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (BeyMP)

172
The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

173 175
The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

Those are some impressive boulders...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:08 PM (l3cgK)

174 I'm a little confused with John Cleese sounding based. Wasn't it just a year ago when he went off on the white pensioners who opposed the invasion of their country by barbarians?

Someone knocked him down several notches on Twitter with a masterful rant about his stupid hypocrisy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:09 PM (wpRMV)

175
Regarding the census woman who kept showing up and calling and texting.

She texted that she would not meet her quota if we did not participate. Then the BIG BOSS started calling us and leaving messages.

*uck you, find a real job.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:09 PM (/QHx4)

176 >>>But to my eyes she's still quite cute even without makeup. For one thing, she doesn't have RBF.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
---

Yeow! Everything written tonight indicates that she's high on the bell curve and she's a normal (in a good way) human being.
Good for her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:10 PM (+UcOf)

177 The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

Funny how many asteroids and meteorites seem to show indications of having been formed in a significant gravitational field.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:10 PM (dPOOv)

178 Hope everyone is having a great Thursday eve. As for me, the alcohol is back.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 11:12 PM (CHHv1)

179 Some people may no know that you are joking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:05 PM (+UcOf)
=====
I'm not joking. They can't coerce you to respond but they do everything short of coercion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

180
Seriously, that's not the Dollyparton asteroid, but some double-lobe "contact binary" that a Japanese probe made of close flyby of.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

181 Folks will just whine and complain while the communists and muslims just tear shit up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
---

Ain't it the truth?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (+UcOf)

182 177 The is asteroid Dollyparton:

https://t.ly/y-RcV

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

Funny how many asteroids and meteorites seem to show indications of having been formed in a significant gravitational field.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:10 PM (dPOOv)

Possibly remnants of collisions between planet-sized bodies. Others are just concretions of dust, sand, and gravel that when hit, throw up a huge dust plume into space...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (l3cgK)

183 She texted that she would not meet her quota if we did not participate. Then the BIG BOSS started calling us and leaving messages.

*uck you, find a real job.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:09 PM (/QHx4)

Build a little pyramid in the back yard, invite a bunch a friends over and all dress as Aztec priests. Then invite the Census lady. "Hey gang, the sacrifice is here!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:13 PM (dPOOv)

184 I'm a little confused with John Cleese sounding based. Wasn't it just a year ago when he went off on the white pensioners who opposed the invasion of their country by barbarians?

Someone knocked him down several notches on Twitter with a masterful rant about his stupid hypocrisy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Old and busted: Ministry of Silly Walks

New and cool: Ministry of Silly Talks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (ndZc7)

185
Lol AOP

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (/QHx4)

186 One of the most successful propaganda achievements of the left was to make Hitler the epitome of evil.

It conveniently leaves out the leftist regimes that are accountable for the vast majority of the atrocities in the last one hundred plus years.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (BeyMP)

187 As someone who respects honest data collection and analytics especially for making good policymaking, I admire their persistence.

I have used ACS data frequently.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:15 PM (RIvkX)

188 Cheese is on the outs with some of his MP friends because of his red-pilling..

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:15 PM (ZxPkt)

189 making good policymaking

LOL, Imma have another shot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

190 186 One of the most successful propaganda achievements of the left was to make Hitler the epitome of evil.

It conveniently leaves out the leftist regimes that are accountable for the vast majority of the atrocities in the last one hundred plus years.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:14 PM (BeyMP)

Notsees and Commies...most of the war and starvation related deaths in the 20th century. How many Ukes were killed by Russians through starvation?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (l3cgK)

191 Very willowed: Left wing people trying to find out whose fault it is that left wing people make themselves so insufferable to be around

People need to read Dostoevsky's The Demons.

Posted by: frammish at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (rcENI)

192
Some small asteroids are basically just rubble piles. They have a very small gravity field which just barely holds them together.

Those "contact binaries" were likely two smaller ones orbiting each that slowly spiraled in. The relative velocity of impact was so low they basically just sort of stuck together.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

193 Cleese dammit

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:17 PM (ZxPkt)

194 "contact binaries"


Is that what the kids are calling them now?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 11:18 PM (Jr+re)

195
Just to clarify.

We have no problem with the real census.

However, we are not answering intrusive questions about our financials and other intrusive questions.

Also they want to come to our home once a month for four months.

Nope not happening.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:18 PM (/QHx4)

196 This damn tablet kept changing it to Cheese

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:19 PM (ZxPkt)

197 Not even Ethan Stinkbug will be able to escape YD's daughter, though.

Posted by: far cry at September 24, 2026 11:20 PM (AqMkH)

198 How many Ukes were killed by Russians through starvation?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:16 PM (l3cgK)

No way to know.

What did Stalin say about tragedy and statistics?

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:20 PM (BeyMP)

199 This damn tablet kept changing it to Cheese
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Sorry right out. But we have Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:20 PM (dPOOv)

200 Cleese dammit
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:17 PM (ZxPkt)


His father's name was Cheese until he changed it

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

201 I spent part of the day dumping brush and cutting firewood. Some of it is too damp to burn, but I am hoping by the time I run out of the dry wood, this batch will be dry enough to give some heat.
I am not sure if I am out of shape or just getting old. I used to get more of this stuff done years ago, before I had a desk job.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:24 PM (rbvCR)

202 Game over
Goodnight youse mooks

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:24 PM (ZxPkt)

203 California has spent at least $11 billion subsidizing illegal immigrants through its welfare system in the last fiscal year, with noncitizens accessing health care, rental assistance, college grants, tax credits, and subsidized cell phones funded by taxpayers, according to the City Journal.

A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)

204 A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)
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Tell me again all about settler-colonialism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

205

Braenyard,

They are probably spending way more than that.

They are liars.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:28 PM (/QHx4)

206 200 Cleese dammit
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:17 PM (ZxPkt)

His father's name was Cheese until he changed it

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

Was his first name Roquefort? Maybe Cheddar?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:30 PM (l3cgK)

207 203 California has spent at least $11 billion subsidizing illegal immigrants through its welfare system in the last fiscal year, with noncitizens accessing health care, rental assistance, college grants, tax credits, and subsidized cell phones funded by taxpayers, according to the City Journal.

A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)

Well, sheeeit, I've been doing it wrong the last 3 years...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (l3cgK)

208 > His father's name was Cheese until he changed it

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

Was his first name Roquefort? Maybe Cheddar?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:30 PM (l3cgK)



Richard.

"Dick" for short.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (qlLNh)

209 After Dad retired, he worked for the Census. Loved it! He was a *people-person* and said it was the most fun, easiest money he'd ever made.

He didn't push, if people were resistant. Just moved on to the next.

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (rdVOm)

210 204 A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)
====

Tell me again all about settler-colonialism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

Only counts if you're White or Jewish...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:31 PM (l3cgK)

211 Well, sheeeit, I've been doing it wrong the last 3 years...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Me too, jim. Feel like such a fk'in CHUMP!

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 11:32 PM (rdVOm)

212 We have no problem with the real census.

However, we are not answering intrusive questions about our financials and other intrusive questions.

Also they want to come to our home once a month for four months.

Nope not happening.

Posted by: four seasons
----

They have little boxes they want filled.
I filled there little boxes.
Between you and me, other than my basic driver license information, it's none of their damn business. But I filled
out the boxes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (+UcOf)

213 I may have self medicated on psilocybin once or twice since being disabled out with head (among other) injuries fifteen years ago.
Too bad i couldn't have got myself funded.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (sl73Y)

214 Maybe driving out all the middle class taxpayers was a bad strategy for California. It looks like they're going to need that money.

"The trouble with socialism is, eventually you run out of other people's money."

-- M. Thatcher

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (wpRMV)

215 Those asshoes don't understand how far they are driving this country to not having a Congress anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:34 PM (+UcOf)

216 Tell me again all about settler-colonialism.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:26 PM (RIvkX)

The immigrants are better treated than the remnant.

This isn't debatable.

Will there be a "backlash."

My guess is only when it's too late.

By then the die will be cast.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:35 PM (BeyMP)

217 They have little boxes they want filled.
I filled there little boxes.
Between you and me, other than my basic driver license information, it's none of their damn business. But I filled
out the boxes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:33 PM (+UcOf)

Census taker: "What's your name?"
man: "Oral"
Census taker: "What do you do for work?"
man: "Oral"
Census taker: "Why are you answering Oral to everything?"
man: "You asked me to answer everything Orally."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (l3cgK)

218 A few years back Cleese was touring for a book, I think, and some friends invited me to go hear him. "Can't make that night".

I'd somehow become aware of the idiocy he was spouting on actual important issues, and my One Strike Rule was applied.

Same rule has taken out a prominent WWII historian I've actually met and corresponded with (even helped him a bit), and I'm hoping to get through the 3rd book of a trilogy by another WWII historian who just beclowns himself repeatedly with ridiculous (in context, which as an historian is his job to set) observations about US forces' behavior in the Pacific, plus the eye-roll-inducing obligatory references to "African-Americans" in the theater.

Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

219
And yesterday, the 23rd, was the 180th anniversary of the discover of Neptune. With 165 year orbit, Neptune has just made a little over one complete orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

220 219
And yesterday, the 23rd, was the 180th anniversary of the discover of Neptune. With 165 year orbit, Neptune has just made a little over one complete orbit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

221 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

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Don't know, but they say it required both hands.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:38 PM (wpRMV)

222 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

Once MAGA lol discovered his anus, he could not stay out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:39 PM (dPOOv)

223 I saw John Cheese open for Edam and the Roqueforts at The Cow Palace in Kenosha in 1983.

Posted by: Kiss My Dairy Air at September 24, 2026 11:39 PM (Fn+3X)

224 223 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:37 PM (l3cgK)

Once MAGA lol discovered his anus, he could not stay out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:39 PM (dPOOv)

His head fits quite easily. I believe his "activities" have left him with some prolapse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:40 PM (l3cgK)

225 57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM
(sKqQm)

When we were kids we had a fully articulated skeleton of a human hand I don't know where it came from- perhaps the medical school was getting rid of a damaged specimen.
I look back now and I think " damn, that was kind of grotesque."

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:40 PM (f+FmA)

226 Hilarious post on YouTube. I can't seem to save/bookmark community posts, so let me encourage you all to see it while you can. Let's just say it combines NY Dems (maybe DSA) and Admiral Ackbar... https://tinyurl.com/huxh4y47

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (t19vo)

227
So much shit happening is because of political correctiveness.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (/QHx4)

228 His father's name was Cheese until he changed it
Posted by: Kindltot


What kind of cheese? Red Leicester, Tilsit, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Gruyere, Norwegian Jarlsberg ???

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (3ZUWJ)

229 225 57 Was reading about the Harvard morgue case where Cedric Lodge morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was selling body parts to people.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:19 PM
(sKqQm)

When we were kids we had a fully articulated skeleton of a human hand I don't know where it came from- perhaps the medical school was getting rid of a damaged specimen.
I look back now and I think " damn, that was kind of grotesque."

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:40 PM (f+FmA)

We had one in a bio class in HS...the things they did to that poor skeleton. We dissected crayfish...next class, there was a crayfish in its mouth. Later someone took one of the large erasers, put it in the skeleton's crotch, and had both its hands holding the eraser. The teacher was FURIOUS and threatened to give us all detention if she didn't find out who did it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:43 PM (l3cgK)

230 What kind of cheese? Red Leicester, Tilsit, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Gruyere, Norwegian Jarlsberg ???

----------

Alexander I kissed Bonaparte's ass at Tilsit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:43 PM (wpRMV)

231
Uranus was discovered officially on Mar. 13, 1781 by William Herschel. He wanted to name it Georgium Sidus, after George III. That thankfully didn't fly outside of Britain. Of course, George III was a big asshole, so....

It's period is about 84 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)

232 226 Hilarious post on YouTube. I can't seem to save/bookmark community posts, so let me encourage you all to see it while you can. Let's just say it combines NY Dems (maybe DSA) and Admiral Ackbar... https://tinyurl.com/huxh4y47

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 11:41 PM (t19vo)

He has the same bulge in his dress that Big Mike does when she wears a dress...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:44 PM (l3cgK)

233 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

University "educated" I'm sure.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:45 PM (BeyMP)

234 233 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

University "educated" I'm sure.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:45 PM (BeyMP)

Their brains are squeaky clean after going through the process...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:46 PM (l3cgK)

235 Good night, all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2026 11:46 PM (qlLNh)

236 Nite, Rodrigo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:47 PM (dPOOv)

237 That unemployed actress who played She-Hulk says that if you have a big megaphone, it's your moral duty to spout off on politics whether you know anything or not.

Just the big megaphone.

Unemployed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:47 PM (wpRMV)

238 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. Obviously, our troll hasn't begun anything.

Posted by: Wandering Stars,To Whom I Reserved The Blackness Of Darkness Forevers Reserved the at September 24, 2026 11:47 PM (Fn+3X)

239 An active hit man might Whack the editor of Whackopedia. Be careful.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

They'll never find out who the editor is. (Unless the Whackopedia has a mole.)

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 11:48 PM (OA/mm)

240 210 204 A family of five in California with two illegal-immigrant parents, two U.S.-born children, and one illegal-immigrant grandparent can receive public services worth more than $100,000 annually, according to a City Journal investigation of four Southern California public-services offices.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:25 PM (+UcOf)
__________________

Isn't that a kick in the teeth? My guess is that the illegal parents and grandmother are getting state generated benefits while the two kids (citizens by law, illegality and deceit) get the federal benefits like SNAP, Cash Assistance, and Section 8 housing.

So, my taxes are paying for the anklebiters who shouldn't even be here. Thanks SCOTUS, for prolonging this legalized extortion.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:49 PM (dIske)

241 Well, I have had a busy day. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:50 PM (dPOOv)

242
Hipparchus (Ancient Greek Homo, of some repute) most likely saw Uranus and thought it was a star. Flamsteed saw it several times, and thought it was star which he named 34 Tauri.


And Galileo likely spotted Neptune in his telescope in Dec and Jan of 1612 and 1613. He noted it seemed to have moved, but didn't follow up on it at all.

And William Herschel's son observed Neptune in 1830, but thought it was a star.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

243 179 Some people may no know that you are joking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:05 PM (+UcOf)
=====
I'm not joking. They can't coerce you to respond but they do everything short of coercion.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 11:12 PM (RIvkX)

They'll stalk the fuck out of you. They don't feel pity or remorse or fear. And they absolutely will not stop - ever - until you answer the goddamn questions. I was proud of myself for ducking the phone calls and stakeouts for as long as I did...then one fateful day I got ambushed outside my house so I gave name rank and serial number and punted on pretty much everything else.

Posted by: Relentless they are at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (TbWk/)

244 239 An active hit man might Whack the editor of Whackopedia. Be careful.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 10:38 PM (qx7Zg)

They'll never find out who the editor is. (Unless the Whackopedia has a mole.)

Posted by: tankdemon at September 24, 2026 11:48 PM (OA/mm)

Hahaha...Whack-a-mole...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (l3cgK)

245 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

Rhomboid, this kind of sounds to me like the Rest is History podcast. Not sure if thats what you are talking about.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:51 PM (BeyMP)

246 233 Also, another WWII podcast with Brits, idiots just couldn't help but make their arrogant, incorrect, illiterate, and in the circumstances hilariously ironic little digs involving current "politics". Don't believe in "shut up and sing", rather these people just cease to exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2026 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

University "educated" I'm sure.
Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 11:45 PM (BeyMP)

______________________________

Do what I do. Make some relevant comment reflective of the video, but always finish up with....Hey, how about that primadona, Montgomery...what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the British command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (dIske)

247 It's period is about 84 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
----

Uranus has a period that cycles every 84 years?
Wow, really bitchy. Do astrologers track it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (+UcOf)

248 Do what I do. Make some relevant comment reflective of the video, but always finish up with....Hey, how about that primadona, Montgomery...what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the British command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (dIske)

How about that de Gaulle? what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the Free French command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:53 PM (l3cgK)

249 Uranus has a period that cycles every 84 years?
Wow, really bitchy. Do astrologers track it?


---------

They say it's period has synched up with Neptune and Saturn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 11:53 PM (wpRMV)

250 Mr. S is working on the reconstruction of the 1890 Census- the one that was mostly destroyed by a flood in the building where it was stored in 1923.

It ranks high on the list of thankless Sisyphean tasks.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:54 PM (f+FmA)

251 247 It's period is about 84 years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Uranus has a period that cycles every 84 years?
Wow, really bitchy. Do astrologers track it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (+UcOf)

In HS Calculus class, a girl was being helped on her assignment, and she started saying, "And this is my amplitude...and this is my period...", to which some boy started chuckling...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (l3cgK)

252 It ranks high on the list of thankless Sisyphean tasks.
Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:54 PM (f+FmA)

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So the Corinthian census?

Posted by: King Sisyphus at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (wpRMV)

253 250 Mr. S is working on the reconstruction of the 1890 Census- the one that was mostly destroyed by a flood in the building where it was stored in 1923.

It ranks high on the list of thankless Sisyphean tasks.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:54 PM (f+FmA)

Fire then flood, right? Almost completely destroyed. So who had something to hide?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (l3cgK)

254 Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Pepsi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)

255 254 Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Cleeseburger Pepsi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (Cqx++)

If you turn the Pepsi logo upside down, it says "isded"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (l3cgK)

256
They will leave a flyer on the door when we don't answer the doorbell. Then they park down the street to see if we open the door to get the flyer.

The last flyer they left stayed on the door for three weeks, lol.

Hey dumbasses, you park in the driveway, we see your vehicle and you then park a couple of houses down the street.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 11:56 PM (/QHx4)

257 So the Corinthian census?
Posted by: King Sisyphus at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (wpRMV)

Nah, some county in TX. It's mostly scouring the tax rolls, which unlike today, were not long on details.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 11:58 PM (f+FmA)

258 I like the Rest is History podcast, but they do take frequent potshots at Trump and have the usual leftist myopia.

I found their treatment of MLK to be predictability clueless.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:00 AM (BeyMP)

259 So the Corinthian census?
Posted by: King Sisyphus at September 24, 2026 11:55 PM (wpRMV)

Nah, the one when Quirinius was governor of Syria

Posted by: Oh those wacky Romans at September 25, 2026 12:01 AM (TbWk/)

260 Babysitting the new dishwasher on it's first run. It's so quiet, I keep checking to see if the light is still on. And the handle is recessed, so I can now open the drawer beside it all the way.
Nice.

Posted by: sal at September 25, 2026 12:01 AM (f+FmA)

261 Do what I do. Make some relevant comment reflective of the video, but always finish up with....Hey, how about that primadona, Montgomery...what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the British command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 11:52 PM (dIske)

How about that de Gaulle? what a horse's ass. He was more a hindrance to the allies as was most of the Free French command. But, we won anyway, thankfully.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 11:53 PM (l3cgK)

Between Montgomery, de Gaulle, and a random Muslim, it seems the Muslim is best at planning naval invasions... at least in the last century.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2026 12:14 AM (qx7Zg)

262 >>I can now open the drawer beside it all the way.

LOL. My dishwasher is near a corner, so that I can't open the other- side- of- corner drawer unless dishwasher door is also open.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

263 blessed are the cheese makers

Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 12:23 AM (88C+u)

264 Between Montgomery, de Gaulle, and a random Muslim, it seems the Muslim is best at planning naval invasions... at least in the last century.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2026 12:14 AM (qx7Zg)

Muslims are largely derivative, they mostly attack things that are better than them.

That pretty much explains the Isreal Muslim conflict since 1948.

Posted by: LTG at September 25, 2026 12:25 AM (BeyMP)

265 147 In the middle of the turkey drop, Les said "Oh the humanity"! That whole bit was funny.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 24, 2026 10:57 PM (Jr+re)

Les was echoing the radio news person who was covering the arrival of the Hindenburg in 193? as he witnessed the explosion and ensuing disaster.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)

266 A Naperville police officer turned a statewide camera grid into a personal tracking app, ran a man’s plate about 150 times, and then retired like the file never existed.

https://tinyurl.com/23zbce7w

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:28 AM (+UcOf)

267 Between Montgomery, de Gaulle, and a random Muslim, it seems the Muslim is best at planning naval invasions... at least in the last century.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 25, 2026 12:14 AM (qx7Zg)

The thing that saved us in WW2, was that Hitler, who was incompetent, overruled his competent Generals.

Otherwise, we might not have won.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 12:28 AM (mP0Kj)

268
I like the Rest is History podcast, but they do take frequent potshots at Trump and have the usual leftist myopia.

I found their treatment of MLK to be predictability clueless.
Posted by: LTG

================

Dang. I heard a little anti-Trump snark but let it go, thinking it might be an all-purpose dig at whoever's in charge. I'll stick to their more distant history.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2026 12:35 AM (mmrXZ)

269
And good evening!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2026 12:35 AM (mmrXZ)

270 Hi, Blondie!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)

271 I passed out as a kd, probably just stood up too fast. I woke up thinking "what a weird place to lie down". 6 or 7 years old?

Posted by: Funsize at September 25, 2026 12:37 AM (3j87q)

272
California's oldest winery filed for bankrupcy, $ 37 million in debt.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:43 AM (/QHx4)

273 " loss of memory was from another drug that was supposed to "relax" you."

Propofol

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 25, 2026 12:44 AM (Fv808)

274
Hiya Blonde. Kinda quiet here tonight.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:44 AM (/QHx4)

275 Visegrád 24@visegrad24 · 13m

Sri Lankan Tamil migrant worker Sivarasa Anojan has been sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia over a Facebook comment deemed insulting to Islam and the Prophet Muhammad.

The case began after a video circulated in Sri Lanka showing a Muslim man kicking a stray dog named Subramaniam that had accompanied Hindu pilgrims.

Anojan posted a Facebook comment during the dispute that was subsequently reported to Saudi authorities ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:46 AM (+UcOf)

276 I was pushed out of a plane from 3,000' and hobbled away with a sprained ankle.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 25, 2026 12:47 AM (Fv808)

277
Dark,

Is your ankle any better now?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:48 AM (/QHx4)

278 Quiet? The crickets are sleeping. There is nothing, no thing on the net.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:48 AM (+UcOf)

279
Did he kick the dog because he did not want to be screwed by the filthy muzzie?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:51 AM (/QHx4)

280 Yeah, it's a blah night. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)

281 Continued protests tonight in several cities in Venezuela.

People demand swift democratic elections, the return of Maria Corina Machado and an end to the decades of economic mismanagement.
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Didn't know that there were protests in Venezuela.
If I don't see it here I don't know it happened.
I'll go look.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:54 AM (+UcOf)

282
Muslims are opening a boys only school on Longg Island. Big building. Are there that many muzzies on Long Island?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 12:54 AM (/QHx4)

283 On losing time due to unconsciousness: don’t we do that every night when we go to sleep? You may dream, but often you wake with no memory of any dreams and eight hours gone.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2026 12:56 AM (WBi0X)

284 How long has it been since Uranus was discovered?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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The Rings around Uranus were discovered in 1977. I remember the news vividly. There were 5 engineers in the car going out to lunch when we heard the news announcer on the car radio: "They've discovered rings around your anus". Everyone in the car cracked up, the driver hard enough that he almost rear ended the car in front of us at a light.
In somewhat related news...
Pluto was discovered Feb 18, 1930. I know this because we just visited Lowell Observatory in Flagstaff last month. The scope used is decommissioned, but open as a monument.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 25, 2026 12:59 AM (BTtRr)

285 Les Nesman-WKRP reporter. Oh my God they are turkeys! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! People running away! Mother's grabbing their children....

If anyone has not seen that episode, they should look it up.

TV is lousy these days but movies are worse. If you are lucky you get maybe one good movie a year. We will never have anything close to a Blazing Saddles or even an Airplane! again. Hollywood just won't make them.

Posted by: Case at September 25, 2026 01:02 AM (xJpuh)

286
Politcal Correctness has ruined fun stuff.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:05 AM (/QHx4)

287 On losing time due to unconsciousness: don’t we do that every night when we go to sleep? You may dream, but often you wake with no memory of any dreams and eight hours gone.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


There's an xkcd for that.

https://xkcd.com/203/

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2026 01:06 AM (VHUov)

288 One of hubby's friends gave us a box full of DVDs. Movies that she (while house-bound for several years) had bought, or her kids had given to her... It's a huge tote box! Have only watched a few of them, but there they are whenever I'm ready.

Also got another small box of movies & tv DVDs from a neighbor that moved away. Stuff that didn't sell in the yard sale. Not many duplicates of previous box.

Wish I had enough spare time to watch it all. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:09 AM (rdVOm)

289
Optics have advanced enough now that amateurs can capture the rings around Uranus now. They still can't see Neptune's rings, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)

290 12 The vintage football game footage is oddly compelling. We look at low scoring games, but there is a lot of physicality and also a lot less rules about breaking up passes. Receivers have to be truly wide open, which is why grinding it on the ground was so popular.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)


I subscribe to the hypothesis that football has always been a proxy for war. The idea is that it trains courage and discipline at the high-school level, then tactical mindset at the college level, while the pro level reflects back the public's popular expectations about war dynamics.

So as maneuver warfare became more prominent in the '40s, football rules were adjusted to reflect it; likewise with air power in the '90s. So now the question is, how in the world will it adjust to drone war, or will the hypothesis fail?

It may be a silly theory that has already been disproven, for all I know. I'm still not used to being able to just ask AI anything.

Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 01:14 AM (ke3zm)

291 Hi Horde, happy Thursday. I have been battening down the hatches dur to an impending Nor'easter this weekend. High winds and much precipitation. It is never good when I lose power. I am getting very close to the one year anniversary of a very large tree hitting my house, fortunately it actually just nicked the house and damaged the garage.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:16 AM (ibDUx)

292
Hi Debby!

I hope the storm is not bad.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:17 AM (/QHx4)

293 Hi, Debby!

Hope the storm is more hype than horror.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

294
Most things today are hype.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:19 AM (/QHx4)

295 Dr. Idris Evans, 46, a pediatric critical care physician and medical director at UPMC Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh, died after the horrifying early-morning attack inside his family home in Edgewood, Pennsylvania, on Thursday.
...
Police have charged 32-year-old Elijah Hemingway with criminal homicide, aggravated assault, burglary and criminal trespass over the attack.
...
His wife told authorities she remembered her husband addressing the attacker as 'Elijah' during the struggle, raising questions over whether the two men knew one another. (No, he saw Elijah, imprinted on the knife blade, dumbass)
...
Police said [Elijah] Hemingway later claimed during an interview that Evans had invited him to the house several hours earlier and alleged Evans and his wife attacked him. _DM
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There are missing parts to this murder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (+UcOf)

296
There is some fascinating evidence that Erf itself may have developed a ring system in the ancient past, particularly during the Ordovician period.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

297
The media sucks. Gotta keep the peasants skeered.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:21 AM (/QHx4)

298
Braenyard,

Read that story today. It is strange.


Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:24 AM (/QHx4)

299 There are missing parts to this murder.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (+UcOf)

/sings...

Elijah.... Elijah...
My Hearts been pierced by... Elijah...

Giddy up... oh oh oh oh oh oh...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 01:24 AM (mP0Kj)

300 Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 01:14 AM (ke3zm)

Now do smear the queer... oh wait... we can't talk about that anymore...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 01:25 AM (mP0Kj)

301 I listened to it, so you have to as well:

@EndWokeness
Kamala Harris just attempted to explain AI & social media algorithms
x.com/EndWokeness/status/2103350624536416678

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2026 01:29 AM (HeG1i)

302 I just shut down my computer. I'll get the ticker name for you tomorrow.

Posted by: Reforger at September 25, 2026 01:29 AM (QU0Nz)

303
Romeo,

WTH can we talk about?
I think a lot of people don't say how they feel about stuff because they will be doxed.

Freedom of Speech. Where is that now?

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:30 AM (/QHx4)

304 Now I am going to have to look up the Ordovician period, thanks publius!

There is lots of hype about the storm, the problem is that it is supposed to linger, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It is supposed to be hitting New Jersey now I think. Maybe Bers will check in with a weather update.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:33 AM (ibDUx)

305 There is some fascinating evidence that Erf itself may have developed a ring system in the ancient past, particularly during the Ordovician period.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

If we can get Pinochet Aerospace up and running we can build a new ring system.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 01:34 AM (S41Gd)

306 There is lots of hype about the storm, the problem is that it is supposed to linger, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It is supposed to be hitting New Jersey now I think. Maybe Bers will check in with a weather update.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:33 AM (ibDUx)

We don't have shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 01:34 AM (S41Gd)

307 DDG Search Assist couldn't find it.
Chat AI GPT-5.6 Luna couldn't find it.
But Daily Mail found it at the top of the search list, entry, 'Venezuela'.
Hundreds protest for return of Nobel peace laureate Machado to Venezuela By AFP Published: 12:18 EDT, 24 September 2026

Hundreds of protesters demanded the return of exiled opposition figure and Nobel Peace Prize laureate Maria Corina Machado to Venezuela, AFP observed at a demonstration in Caracas on Thursday.
...
Protester Douglas Mata, 65, questioned why Machado had been prevented from coming home.

"It's not possible that they receive Delcy Rodriguez like a queen in the United States, yet they won't let Maria Corina enter her own country," he said.
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Either the people want her back or something is stirring up trouble.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:38 AM (+UcOf)

308
Video on what if the Erf had rings, that's pretty good:
https://t.ly/9vO2P

The climate effects would be quite pronounced. Basically, it would make summers hotter and winters colder. On the Sun side, you get reflected light, but filtered light on the bottom side.

The Ordovician is not the only ring period, there may have been one or two more, and glaciations and stuff are associated with them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 01:39 AM (w6EFb)

309 Bers, you have no ides how happy I am to hear this. Perhaps it has drifted further out to sea and we'll just get a few showers. People in Nantucket were fighting to get off the island today. We still have a high wind advisory, is it all breezy where you are?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:40 AM (ibDUx)

310
When I read about some big storm coming I wonder what the asshole media is using that to divert us from some big news story.

Of course batten down the hatches, they might be right. Doubtful though.

Posted by: four seasons at September 25, 2026 01:40 AM (/QHx4)

311 266 A Naperville police officer turned a statewide camera grid into a personal tracking app, ran a man’s plate about 150 times, and then retired like the file never existed.

https://tinyurl.com/23zbce7w

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 12:28 AM (+UcOf)


That modernity.com article reads like a genAI product, which is not cool -- not because it's poorly crafted, but because it starts to grate when so many different writers all sound like they're secretly the same guy.

Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 01:42 AM (ke3zm)

312 Here's the Storm. It doesn't look like much at the moment.
Maybe re-curving back out to sea.

https://tinyurl.com/43s44st5

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:44 AM (+UcOf)

313 >>>it starts to grate when so many different writers all sound like they're secretly the same guy.

Posted by: SciVo
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I don't like it either but the accuracy of the content is more important.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 01:51 AM (+UcOf)

314 ""Hipparchus ..... saw Uranus and thought it was a star. Flamsteed saw it several times, and thought it was star ....
And William Herschel's son observed Neptune in 1830, but thought it was a star.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr.""

(Music)
Every body is a star. . .
I can see it when they shine on me . . .

https://youtu.be/3-1s2gqDs_U

Posted by: Late-Night Lurker at September 25, 2026 01:53 AM (lWeje)

315 JQ, I would get absolutely nothing done if I has a couple of boxes of movies that I hadn't seen a long while. I can get lost in a book and a good movie too.

Thanks for that Braenyard!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:56 AM (ibDUx)

316 You're a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be

youtu.be/Zu9a29UR2dU

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

317 Sri Lankan Tamil migrant worker Sivarasa Anojan has been sentenced to death in Saudi Arabia

And they think we're harsh for just kicking them out of the country.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 01:57 AM (C0Nlv)

318 Bers, you have no ides how happy I am to hear this. Perhaps it has drifted further out to sea and we'll just get a few showers. People in Nantucket were fighting to get off the island today. We still have a high wind advisory, is it all breezy where you are?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 01:40 AM (ibDUx)

Not really doing anything. It was mostly sunny today. The weather channel says we're not supposed to get rain until the wee hours tomorrow.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 01:58 AM (S41Gd)

319 LOL, Debby. I'm almost afraid to watch any of those movies-- I might never leave the den!

Many are movies I've not seen before, so will wait until dark winter to view them. Don't want to interfere with chores, and there's just too much still to do outside right now.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)

320
Timekeeping at night would be easy with rings. The earth's shadow would be a marker, moving across the rings from east to west matching the sun's apparent movement underneath us.

And, it would probably wouldn't get too dark at night. Depending on how reflective, it could be like twilight all night.

But in the winter, the Sun would then dip behind the rings. It would be wild sight to see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 02:02 AM (w6EFb)

321 I was trying to link a song by the Manhattans's, Shining Star, but I could not shorten it enough, this is my deficiency, but I always liked that song a lot.

Bers, I am assuming that I shall see you and the wonderful Mrs. B soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:09 AM (ibDUx)

322 It's supposed to get breezy here tomorrow. Need to roll up one of the gazebo blinds-- I've been leaving it down to block afternoon sun.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

323 So publius, from my tiny pea sized brain it would be kind of like a sky sundial?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:11 AM (ibDUx)

324 Here ya go, Debby--

youtu.be/I_sxBUOR0Kk

Haven't heard that one for many years! Nice tune.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

325 316 You're a shining star
No matter who you are
Shining bright to see
What you could truly be

youtu.be/Zu9a29UR2dU

Posted by: JQ
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First time I heard them I was shocked. So professional and rocked.
Not since the Tower of Power. Lionel Richey and his group too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:17 AM (+UcOf)

326
In the Joe Scott video I posted above, go to about 8:30 in, and they have a little graphic of what it would look like a night, from higher latitudes.

Just as the Sun sets, you see all of the rings. Then the earth's shadow would rise in the east and block out a section. That blocked out section would then arc across the sky westward and set just as the Sun rose again in the east.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

327 Bers, I am assuming that I shall see you and the wonderful Mrs. B soon.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:09 AM (ibDUx)

Not sure about that. Not looking good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 02:21 AM (S41Gd)

328 The map is showing the Nor’easter center heading across Long Island into lower New England and Boston then taking a southwest track and heading back down into NYC over the course of the weekend before heading north again.

The wind isn’t going to be fun at all but the rain is where the real action will be, They are forecasting a month’s worth of rain in three days. Two to five inches depending on location.

It looks like an unorganized tropical storm on the radar right now, but you can see the counter-clockwise spin clearly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 02:22 AM (6ydKt)

329 >>>Don't want to interfere with chores, and there's just too much still to do outside...

Waited till 30 minutes before dark, fired up the mower and cut the front yard. Good thing the moon was bright, not one tree was damaged. Yea, team.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 02:29 AM (+UcOf)

330 First time I heard them I was shocked. So professional and rocked.
Not since the Tower of Power. Lionel Richey and his group too.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yeah. The 70s had some awesome music, before disco.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:37 AM (rdVOm)

331 Waited till 30 minutes before dark, fired up the mower and cut the front yard. Good thing the moon was bright, not one tree was damaged. Yea, team.

Posted by: Braenyard

Go, you!
I should've done the same. Meh. Tomorrow. And the breeze will blow dust clouds away so I won't choke on them-- winning!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

332 Bers, I am sorry to hear that, I will miss you both.

SpeakingOf, if I don't lose power the two sump pumps in the basement can keep up with the rain. If a fallen tree cuts off power I could encounter some problems. At any rate, it is beyond my control and there is no sense worrying too much. My hubs and I never got the generator that we discussed many times, it was just too expensive back then and it hasn't gotten any cheaper.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:41 AM (ibDUx)

333 Computer has been behaving well for the last few hours. Hmm. Wonder if it'll conk out again overnight? I generally leave it on until update requires restart.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 02:44 AM (rdVOm)

334 Bers, I am sorry to hear that, I will miss you both.


Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:41 AM (ibDUx)


Well, there's always the Christmas party. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM (S41Gd)

335 Computer has been behaving well for the last few hours.

Throws salt over shoulder...

Sprinkles Holy Water ...

Whispers "Klaatu barada nikto", just in case ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM (3ZUWJ)

336 Well sweet dreams Horde, I am off to sleep.

I miss Eddie the 8th ever since he ran off with that Darleen Wallis Simpson woman.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM (ibDUx)

337 I think disco and rap were corporate inventions. Musically they are of little to no value. A commenter mentioned the concurrent demise of NGO, USAID and rap. Interesting theory.

In another venue Sinatra started Reprise records because he thought there were good performers that were not given the opportunity to present. - Altruism and Sinatra don't go together but that's the story. Maybe the craft is the one thing he cared about.

Anyway

-wiki: One of the label's founding principles under Sinatra's leadership was that each artist would have full creative freedom, and at some point complete ownership of their work, including publishing rights. This is the reason why recordings of early Reprise artists (Dean Martin, Jimi Hendrix, the Kinks, etc.) are (in most cases) currently distributed through other labels.
etc

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:00 AM (+UcOf)

338 85 mph winds in the Aleutians, gonna slam into western AK, make its way across the state into Fairbanks shortly. Anchorage will get about 40 mph, heaven only knows what we will get here. First big storm of fall. It should blow about half the leaves off the trees. This crap comes up from the Pacific, blasts over the Aleutians, picks up cold crap in Bristol Bay and then floods everything until it wears itself out over land.

In the Lower 48, this would be panic time. Here, we put on our X-tra Tuffs and get back at it. Might stay indoors a bit more than I had planned.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM (gm+z0)

339 SpeakingOf, if I don't lose power the two sump pumps in the basement can keep up with the rain. If a fallen tree cuts off power I could encounter some problems. At any rate, it is beyond my control and there is no sense worrying too much. My hubs and I never got the generator that we discussed many times, it was just too expensive back then and it hasn't gotten any cheaper.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 25, 2026 02:41 AM (ibDUx)


If you made it through the 1993 Nor'easter/Great Blizzard and Hurricane Sandy this one should be a piece of cake.

I'd tie everything down that you can, bring in lawn furniture, and pray you don't get all of the rain in your area.


Yeah, those home generators start around $10,000 installed. I'd like one, too, but that ain't happening anytime soon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:05 AM (6ydKt)

340 In the Lower 48, this would be panic time. Here, we put on our X-tra Tuffs and get back at it. Might stay indoors a bit more than I had planned.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM (gm+z0)

I wonder if the El Nino in the Pacific would make these storms stronger this year in Alaska.

Seems like it would at least make the storms bigger before they come your way.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:10 AM (6ydKt)

341 Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 02:55 AM

LMAO! Thanks! I'll be shopping for a new setup this weekend.

May or may not make it to the HQ, the next few nights.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

342 Night, Debby. Hope you don't lose power!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

343 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM

Prayers up for your safety!

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

344 Pollo in the southwest, Pacific storms in Alaska, Nor'easter in the Northeast.

The only thing missing for the full on assault this weekend/week is a hurricane hitting Florida or the Gulf.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:17 AM (6ydKt)

345 343 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:01 AM

Prayers up for your safety!
Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

Not to worry. We will be fine. Alaskans don't do prepping, it is just standard to have plenty of everything on hand. One missed supply barge and the stores are empty. So, we plan ahead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:18 AM (gm+z0)

346 I wonder if the El Nino in the Pacific would make these storms stronger this year in Alaska.

Seems like it would at least make the storms bigger before they come your way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 03:10 AM (6ydKt)

I honestly don't know that El Nino affects anything this far north. I'm thinking more Japanese current. That's what keeps our port open year around. Otherwise we would freeze up solid.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 25, 2026 03:19 AM (gm+z0)

347 Braenyard, I have no idea whether disco & rap were some "corporate invention" but they had their time & place, IMO.

70s coke-snorting dance-party crowd needed a *beat* to move to. Disco was mindless, but not destructive.

90s urbanites needed a release for their pent-up hatred of...everything. A bitch session in 3 minutes.

Now? Disco is gone, and (c)rap drives racial hatred. This later garbage may or may not be deliberately cultivated.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:25 AM (rdVOm)

348 tcn - think Bastardi alluded to the possibility of 4 big one's in the Pacific this year. Don't think he was talking about that far north. Paying little attention I was.
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JQ don't know your needs but my Beelink is selling ~$200
(Amazon) Working for 2yrs w/no problem. Don't know if it will handle Microstuff. Running Linux Mint (updates take about 2 minutes & they don't foul the OS) here which covers common
things. AOP can speak clearly about does and doesn't on that.

I had two used Apple systems picked out but the memory shortage kicked in before I went back to buy one. They are no longer in stock.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:25 AM (+UcOf)

349 Was thinking it was maybe 01,:30, it can be time to get up

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 03:28 AM (Ia/+0)

350
Temp is now 58. Fall-like weather came here right at the equinox, but it's going to warm up again in a couple of days.

The above prompted me to look it up. El Nino has very little effect on AK. Some, but not all that much. It can cause slightly warmer than usual winters.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 03:28 AM (w6EFb)

351 Braenyard, did your Beelink come with Linux pre-installed?

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:29 AM (rdVOm)

352 I'm supposed to get up tomorrow. Have a good evening, see y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 03:32 AM (+UcOf)

353 Phone says 53 degrees, and its pretty accurate

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 03:36 AM (Ia/+0)

354 Can't stay up for the techie thread. Bummer.

Night, horde.

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2026 03:50 AM (rdVOm)

355 What I would give for a rotary phone so I could call up the KOL AM radio request line.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 25, 2026 03:59 AM (VyD10)

356 Stove top oatmeal with raises and dates

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

357 Stove top oatmeal with raises and dates

plus 1/2 scoop of chocolate protein powder for the diabetic amongst us ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bouzouki Critic. . . at September 25, 2026 04:06 AM (3ZUWJ)

358 Just raisins, dates, cinnamon, milk and oatmeal

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 04:15 AM (Ia/+0)

359 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

Mountinous Cafe

fujidownmystreet.jpg
Mount Fuji, just down the street
via @yuya0240


Italy: A pretty girl, a bakery, and two dogs on the roof.

A ball pit for a puppy. But will he like it?

The "death track" in the Thagas Valley, Pakistan. This isn't the mountains of Afghanistan but it's adjacent to it. I say that because when you see the sheerness of these mountains, you'll have a greater appreciation for the special operators who fought the Taliban there.

Aw: Bear kept in cage all his life still walks within the boundaries of the cage despite now being free.

This gang of animals was put together by a mid-eighties action movie casting agent. As you know, criminal gangs are infamously multiethnic.

Cow skips in excitement for a donut.

Very neat scene. I like dramatic skies.

Store allows aggressive beggars. As long as they're cute.

Stray cat was so crusted over with filth he could barely walk but he's a pretty boy now.

Pittie siblings were adopted by neighbors but still go crazy when they see each other.

A dog raised by cats.

Old-time cartoons were super-creepy. "Skeleton Dance" still triggers me.

When I was young, I had to get an operation (I think a hernia removal) and when they gassed me out I had a dream/nightmare about being stuck on a conveyor belt where at each station someone performed a surgery on me. Just like the old Looney Tunes cartoons, of course set to Powerhouse.

There were a bunch of cartoons featuring the conveyor belt. And even more featuring "Powerhouse."

I thought "Duck Tracy" had a Powerhouse scene, but it doesn't. It's just scary and weird for other reasons.




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (yqwEa)

2 Happy SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!


It’s also FAT BEAR WEEK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (yqwEa)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (hG5L0)

4 Trifecta!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (yqwEa)

5 Darnit

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (yqwEa)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

7
*sits at Café table*
*snaps fingers imperiously*

Garçon!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:17 PM (eRlcH)

8 Do the dogs think they are birds?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

9 I was born and raised in west Texas and we used to raft down the Rio Grande at Big Bend. Really something.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (l26NL)

10 Do they not have flying insects in the Italian Alps?

Thats what I think of seeing the gal pondering the donuts since I cant see her bosom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

11 Kirsche finds more cursed lore. Vore. She is not handling it well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

12 Looks like I need to move to the Italian Alps and become addicted to fresh baked bread and playing with border collies on roofs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

13 Growing up in Montana with bright, sparking blue rivers I can't see the beauty of brown or green rivers. They just look dirty to me.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 07:20 PM (KWbVO)

14 That wingsuit was intense.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 07:22 PM (S41Gd)

15 Kirsche finds more cursed lore. Vore. She is not handling it well.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

Yeah. The cafe thing. Thats another kink I do not get.

I mean, it seems like an odd one to have developed. Its like a cannibal fetish, but backwards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

16 The cat and the other little bird, I can understand, but why that dog is following the stork, too, is beyond me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:23 PM (6ydKt)

17 Well then.

>>The American Storm@BigJoeBastardi · 1 hour

>>I wonder if the NYPOST knows forecasted max wave heights on the east coast are more than twice that of what they are saying Polo will drive into SCA

Posted by: Braenyard

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 07:23 PM (viF8m)

18 Re: The shack on cliff edge.

Aren't the Alps noted for their earthquakes? Hate to be in that shack when a tumbler happens

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 07:25 PM (KWbVO)

19 "Skeleton Dance" still triggers me.
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Walt Disney Studios is responsible for some of the creepiest movies I've ever watched. Especially when I was young.

Something Wicked This Way Comes (based on a Ray Bradbury story)

The Watcher in the Woods

(and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

20 'Gorgeous brown green color' aka this author is full of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

21 mateomassoni is way too into emoticons.

One or two I can understand, but this guy acts like he’s writing a children’s book and needs all the big words to have illustrations.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)

22 I was today years old when I realized The Donnas are all in their late 40s now. Holy fark does that make me feel old! My early-aughts band opened for them a couple of times. Wonderful young ladies, and they treated us fantastically. Real good times hanging with them.

https://tinyurl.com/33juueu5

The Donnas "Skintight"

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (2Drhq)

23 WTF?

Guy wearing the bottom half of a rubber cow suit, utter and all, is mounting a giant inflatable seal?

SMOD, why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:27 PM (2GVsD)

24 (and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

USS Cygnus is still an awesome ship. And the setup and story is dynamite- it's just the execution that goes sideways.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

25 That Eiger chalet, wasn't it used in a Bond film?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)

26 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:28 PM (4NO2D)

27 (and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

Near as I can tell the inside of a black hole is literally Hell.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:29 PM (6ydKt)

28 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:28 PM (4NO2D)

Just do not do it at TwitchCon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

29 Growing up in Montana with bright, sparking blue rivers I can't see the beauty of brown or green rivers. They just look dirty to me.

Concur. I like the milky white streams and rivers you see in alpine regions like Iceland and...the Alps. It's apparently due to suspended mineral particles in the water. The bluer tint of the famous Blue Lagoon is due to suspended silica particles.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (Riz8t)

30 It’s also FAT BEAR WEEK!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM


Bear fat is good eats.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (4NO2D)

31 The ball pit was the highlight of TwitchCon...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

32
The term black hole is rayciss.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

33 The ball pit was the highlight of TwitchCon...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

I don't think for anyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

34 IIRC the Powerhouse music was featured on the cartoon with the chipmunks who have their garden replaced by a new mechanized canning factory.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Activist Housekeeper at September 24, 2026 07:31 PM (wqBfv)

35
Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ


(There's a longer one that has more of the Snow White.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:32 PM (mmrXZ)

36 I have always wanted to go see the Eiger

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 07:32 PM (jrgJz)

37 James Copenhaver, man shot at Trump Butler rally, dies of complications from injuries

And they still show Crooks pic from 8th grade.

It is all 100% BULLSHIT

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:33 PM (/+uur)

38 My superpower is procrastination.
Guy at work said Animals was his favorite Pink Floyd album. I thought for a moment and agreed. Their best rock album.

Posted by: Accomack at September 24, 2026 07:33 PM (GbONR)

39 Ace gots no spell check?

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 07:34 PM (q6tQZ)

40 My superpower is procrastination.

Never put off to tomorrow what you can put off until next week.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:34 PM (4NO2D)

41 If you think the rivers outside of Montana look gross, don’t check out the rivers in India and China because they make the Mississippi look like a pristine mountain stream in comparison.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

42 What percentage of wing suit flyers go SPLAT?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

43 Ace gots no spell check?
Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 07:34 PM (q6tQZ)
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You'll have to upgrade to a premium AoSHQ membership to view that version...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:36 PM (FZ29D)

44 I tried to watch the skeleton cartoon but got this:

"Our systems have detected unusual traffic from your computer network. This page checks to see if it's really you sending the requests, and not a robot."

Then it wanted me to find all the busses. Fk that I don't care enough to jump thru your stupid hoops.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 07:38 PM (SAHhM)

45 You'll have to upgrade to a premium AoSHQ membership to view that version...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Slides cardboard ID back into left hip pocket.

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 07:38 PM (q6tQZ)

46 At the apartment, we had several notices (printouts, texts, emails) saying we were going to have the parking lot resurfaced and we all needed to have our cars out of here.

So I got up at 7, left, did some errands, etc, kept looking at my phone for a text/email saying "All done, you can come back now."

Needless to say, the work had been cancelled. How did they tell us this? A printout on each of our doors. After we'd left the complex.

"Genius" fails to adequately sum up their solution.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 24, 2026 07:39 PM (CHHv1)

47 Aetius

You mean there was actually other stuff there?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:39 PM (2GVsD)

48 What percentage of wing suit flyers go SPLAT?

Ask Wylie Coyote, Super Genius.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

49 Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ


It's a mashup of Sesame Street, Timothy Leary, and Charles Manson.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Riz8t)

50
Walt Disney Studios is responsible for some of the creepiest movies I've ever watched. Especially when I was young.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

================

The skeletons sticking their hands through bars in the dungeon of Snow White's stepmother. She kicks the skull and the bones all fall apart as she runs down stone steps laughing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:41 PM (mmrXZ)

51
It's a mashup of Sesame Street, Timothy Leary, and Charles Manson.
Posted by: Archimedes

================

Yeah, what sucks is, those people all claimed to be more effed up than Disney's actual artists. "No WAY did they do Fantasia unless they were on assid!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:43 PM (mmrXZ)

52 Then it wanted me to find all the busses. Fk that I don't care enough to jump thru your stupid hoops.

Posted by: fd
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There are many new unannoying verification systems available.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:43 PM (+UcOf)

53 Those old Betty Boop (and contemporary) cartoons could be colossally psychedelic.
The "Cuphead" game nailed that aesthetic.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 07:44 PM (88C+u)

54 The normal output of today's Protestant theology schools is starting to arrive at the pulpit. Talarico is part of this emerging consensus.


Saw this in the post below from somebody named Wesley Yang. It's a very large net he's throwing. Protestants aren't just Episcopalians. The Episcopal's aren't even Christians anymore. What's a 'Protestant Theology School'? Which one's? I'm familiar with several and NONE of them are pushing 'rainbow' depravity.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 07:44 PM (sAmhv)

55 Kirsche, "I've seen enough. I wish to have a hunting permit."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:44 PM (2GVsD)

56 ACE (as if he were still lurking) might appreciate this bit i found about some crows 'returning the favor.'

https://bit.ly/crows-helping

Posted by: mindful webworker - caw at September 24, 2026 07:45 PM (11R8D)

57 (and let's not forget The Black Hole, which has a very weird ending...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)


I have heard an argument that The Event Horizon was a gritty horror remake of The Black Hole.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)

58 The vore cafe, Black Hole or the Pornstar's broken back?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)

59 PAGING HEZBOLLAH opens nationwide October 30.

And I thot Fist Full of Yen was the greatest movie ever.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur)

60 The skeletons sticking their hands through bars in the dungeon of Snow White's stepmother. She kicks the skull and the bones all fall apart as she runs down stone steps laughing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:41 PM (mmrXZ)


The wicked queen’s mirror has more functions than a Swiss army knife.

The cartoonists must’ve been stoned Salvador Dali fans.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:48 PM (6ydKt)

61 I have heard an argument that The Event Horizon was a gritty horror remake of The Black Hole.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)

You could make the argument that the ships both have the gotic feel of Warhammer 40k and the warp is obvious in event horizon and is the black hole in Black Hole. Tone is different for Black Hole until the end when it gets weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

62 argument that The Event Horizon was a gritty horror remake of The Black Hole

or "Forbidden Planet" or "Heart of Darkness" or "Apocalypse Now" or...

Posted by: we're all just retelling The Tempest at September 24, 2026 07:50 PM (88C+u)

63 Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 07:32 PM (mmrXZ)
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The storyboarding session for that must have been epic, with everyone trying to outdo everyone else for weirdness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:50 PM (FZ29D)

64 We have highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 50's. I'm good with that. It was a long wait till fall, but it's here and really helps my mood.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 07:50 PM (xJpuh)

65 Here's the most freaky-ass old cartoon I've ever seen. Cab Calloway and Betty Boop on "The Saint James Infirmary Blues," about a guy who goes to ID his dead girlfriend and then contemplates the remainder of his own life and death, mashed up with Snow White.

youtube.com/watch?v=4sZFk52reLQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:51 PM (+UcOf)

66 For total anime weirdness, Osamu Tezuka's 1969 movie Cleopatra.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

67
One of the best analogies to see why (in the simple current GR Schwarzschild non-rotating black hole) escape is impossible once you cross the horizon.

One you cross, space and time get warped and flipped. The singularity, what appears outside as a point in space becomes a point in time.

Once you've crossed the horizon you can no more avoid that than you can runaway from tomorrow. You can run around all you want anywhere you want, but you can't avoid your future.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 07:52 PM (w6EFb)

68 Didja see this?

New York Post
@nypost
NYC kitten rescue defends 'NO F-KING MAGA' adoption policy as PETA calls for it to be abolished

-
Wait. There's a F*cking MAGA? How do I sign up?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 07:54 PM (ndZc7)

69 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyYwEn-UV0

Sammy Terry ruled saturday night from 11:30 to 2 am

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 07:54 PM (jrgJz)

70 Fall sure got here quick.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

71 One you cross, space and time get warped and flipped. The singularity, what appears outside as a point in space becomes a point in time.

So, time dilation as if we are approaching the speed of light?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:55 PM (2GVsD)

72 La Villa Strangiato.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2026 07:55 PM (w9oI/)

73 72 La Villa Strangiato.

Air guitar heaven.

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 07:56 PM (2Drhq)

74 And, with a little luck tomorrow night, it will be a 100% week! What a great way to close out Otter and Fat Bear Awareness Weeks!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 07:58 PM (0sNs1)

75 73 72 La Villa Strangiato.

Air guitar heaven.
Posted by: Delurker

I was hoping someone got the Powerhouse reference.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 24, 2026 07:58 PM (w9oI/)

76 One you cross, space and time get warped and flipped. The singularity, what appears outside as a point in space becomes a point in time.

Once you've crossed the horizon you can no more avoid that than you can runaway from tomorrow. You can run around all you want anywhere you want, but you can't avoid your future.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 07:52 PM


Madness takes its toll.

Posted by: Riff Raff at September 24, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

77 42 What percentage of wing suit flyers go SPLAT?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)


100%, eventually.

Posted by: a.moron at September 24, 2026 08:00 PM (X5Jzz)

78 And they still show Crooks pic from 8th grade.

It is all 100% BULLSHIT
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:33 PM


It's a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:01 PM (0sNs1)

79 Iran complaining that we attacked them is pretty funny. Well, not funny funny but ludicrous kind of funny.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:01 PM (SAHhM)

80 Qatar says its aid did not fund Hamas, and if it did, ‘Israel is responsible’
_TimesOfIsrael


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:02 PM (+UcOf)

81 >> Madness takes its toll.

From another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, well secluded, I see all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 08:02 PM (w6EFb)

82 Evening, Ace, and cafe layabouts!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:03 PM (dPOOv)

83 Madness takes its toll.

Unlike David Bowman ending up in a nice hotel room; you end up in Hillary Clinton's bedroom.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 08:05 PM (2GVsD)

84 I really hate AI slop images.

F-100F Super Saber flying over jungle to imply it's a real photo from Vietnam. But the helicopter, in matching SEA camouflage, is a UH-60 Blackhawk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 08:07 PM (2GVsD)

85 Wait. There's a F*cking MAGA? How do I sign up?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 07:54 PM (ndZc7)

It comes with the Platinum Plan.

*checks register*

You are still Cardboard.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:08 PM (gm+z0)

86 Ha ha ha. That is what you get for letting me book your reservation.

Posted by: HAL at September 24, 2026 08:09 PM (SAHhM)

87 First they scream NO KINGS!

Then they scream NO F*KING!

Do they ever say yes to anything?

Pinch faced scolds.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:10 PM (gm+z0)

88 At the UN, Sharaa says peace with Israel possible, but vows Golan will remain Syrian.
---

I see a problem here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:11 PM (+UcOf)

89 I hated Joe and the dogeater but you didn't see me go buttfuking crazy about it. These people are dangerously mental and will stab you in your sleep.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (SAHhM)

90
F-100F Super Saber flying over jungle to imply it's a real photo from Vietnam. But the helicopter, in matching SEA camouflage, is a UH-60 Blackhawk.

Posted by: Anna Puma
---

One day there will people who only know things AI says there is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (+UcOf)

91 >> So, time dilation as if we are approaching the speed of light?

Think of it as a boundary in time. We can easily imagine a boundary in space. Imagine you're inside a box. There are walls, which are boundaries in space. You can move around inside the box, and not hit the walls.

Now, imagine a boundary in time. A wall in timeyou're going to hit no matter what, as you're compelled to move forward in time, following time's arrow. It's nowhere you can see in space. It's in your future, no matter what you do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (w6EFb)

92 *checks register*

You are still Cardboard.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:08 PM


Has the register been updated since the last Commentator Semi-Annual Review?

Asking for The Horde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

93 But where was the Picture of Mount Fuji taken ???
: -))

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0iwzujZFusk

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (3ZUWJ)

94 An Iranian flight tried to fly to Tajikistan and was refused air space. Tried a second route and was rebuffed again.

The reach of the USA is long.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (DPPrP)

95 But where was the Picture of Mount Fuji taken ???
: -))

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0iwzujZFusk
Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (3ZUWJ)

Imma go out on a limb, and say, "Japan".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:16 PM (dPOOv)

96 Unlike David Bowman ending up in a nice hotel room; you end up in Hillary Clinton's bedroom.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 08:05 PM


Complete with a 1/24 scale SB2C? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

97 Has the register been updated since the last Commentator Semi-Annual Review?

Asking for The Horde.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

Are you assuming that we have staff to take care of these things? Once in, always in.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:17 PM (gm+z0)

98 Imma go out on a limb, and say, "Japan".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


You can also say "Japan" from the comfort of your own home!

Posted by: Adriane the Travel Agent Critic. . . at September 24, 2026 08:18 PM (3ZUWJ)

99 "At the UN, Sharaa says peace with Israel possible, but vows Golan will remain Syrian."

Islamists are all liars are there is no reason to give credence to anything they say.

Ditto for the Chinese. They are not constrained by any religion or moral code.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:20 PM (SAHhM)

100 They are not constrained by any religion or moral code.
Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:20 PM


* nods approvingly *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 24, 2026 08:22 PM (0sNs1)

101 Wingsuiting scares me very much🫠 The combination of a new exit and being at a high altitude led me to be quiet intimidated 🙈 But wow

Can't rely on Google GPS up there, you just have to try the "new exit" to know if you can make it.

Posted by: Nanshy Peloshi at September 24, 2026 08:24 PM (3s43i)

102 Wingsuiting does not scare me at all, because there is no damned way I would try it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:27 PM (dPOOv)

103 Just had a Chick-Fil-A chicken and waffle sandwich. Bonus..it has bacon on it and comes with maple syrup. Messy eating but very tasty. Had a peach milkshake to top it off.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM (lJ0H4)

104 Mexico has the high ground. I did not know that.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM (sl73Y)

105
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:51 PM (+UcOf)

===================

We're locked on your coordinates.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 08:29 PM (mmrXZ)

106 Now is a good time for the USA to invade Canada. Our defence department has a much more pressing problem on its hands:

blacklocks.ca/found-too-many-dirty-jokes/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:30 PM (dPOOv)

107 Wingsuiting scares me very much

The more I see of Amazing and Dangerous Human Tricks, especially the ones that are clearly not AI, the more glad I am to remain an observer rather than a participant. At the ripe old age of 29, I am happy to try to extend my lifespan and health as much as possible. Just stepping out of the shower is high-risk enough for me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - leaping to conclusions is my favorite exercise at September 24, 2026 08:31 PM (11R8D)

108 106 Now is a good time for the USA to invade Canada. Our defence department has a much more pressing problem on its hands:

blacklocks.ca/found-too-many-dirty-jokes/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:30 PM (dPOOv)

Wait, define "too many." Around here that might just mean we are just getting started.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:32 PM (gm+z0)

109 Just stepping out of the shower is high-risk enough for me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - leaping to conclusions is my favorite exercise at September 24, 2026 08:31 PM (11R8D)

I consider driving Knik-Goose Bay Road plenty exciting and risky enough. Between legal weed, tweakers, and just plain idiots, I have had enough close calls. I'm considering installing an air horn in my car.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:33 PM (gm+z0)

110 Now is a good time for the USA to invade Canada.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:30 PM


I dunno. It might not just be Britain coming to Canada's aid this time, the EU could, too!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

111 Mr. Fuji love to torture American wrestler.

Posted by: You Remember Pearl Harbor, McMahon? at September 24, 2026 08:34 PM (Fn+3X)

112 I dunno. It might not just be Britain coming to Canada's aid this time, the EU could, too!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

Not to worry. EU defense consists of US troops and a few Frenchmen. I think the Frenchmen are the cooks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:36 PM (gm+z0)

113 Flying squirrel suit dude over Dolomites was passing gas big time, or at least that's how it sounded to me. Of course I would probably done more that pass gas.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 08:37 PM (LHPAg)

114 I consider driving Knik-Goose Bay Road plenty exciting and risky enough. Between legal weed, tweakers, and just plain idiots, I have had enough close calls. I'm considering installing an air horn in my car.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:33 PM (gm+z0)

I went to the post office today to get my freshly-renewed passport, and as I sat in the car, door open, I caught huge whiff of skunk weed as somebody sauntered past. Pot shop is right across the street.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:40 PM (dPOOv)

115 103 Just had a Chick-Fil-A chicken and waffle sandwich. Bonus..it has bacon on it and comes with maple syrup. Messy eating but very tasty. Had a peach milkshake to top it off.
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM (lJ0H4)
I did not need to know that, but.........Chik-Fil-A is 10 minutes from here.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 08:40 PM (LHPAg)

116 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I've been playing a bit of Lord of the Rings Online this evening.

I'm now following two hobbits who are lost in Fangorn Forest...

Fangorn Forest is not quite as oppressive as Mordor, but it's no walk in the park, either.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM (FZ29D)

117 Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, thanked President Milei for his steadfast and unconditional support for the State of Israel, and congratulated him on receiving the "Defender of Israel" award from the Darchei Torah Yeshiva in New York.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:44 PM (+UcOf)

118 I'm considering installing an air horn in my car.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:33 PM (gm+z0

the flea market purchase I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 08:44 PM (VyBeY)

119 Fangorn Forest is not quite as oppressive as Mordor, but it's no walk in the park, either.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM (FZ29D)

Is it an Enchanted forest? Bad things lurk there:

https://youtu.be/LdL-R4xMG2g

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:45 PM (dPOOv)

120 Wingsuiting does not scare me at all, because there is no damned way I would try it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was married to a redhead - two separate times.

I fear nothing after that.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (GP7ZF)

121 Is it an Enchanted forest? Bad things lurk there:

https://youtu.be/LdL-R4xMG2g
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:45 PM (dPOOv)
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As I recall, Merry and Pippen often referred to it as "queer" but not in an LGBTQ+ sort of way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (FZ29D)

122 “As he has done time and again, Prime Minister Netanyahu used his speech to repeat baseless lies meant to sanitize his genocide of Palestinians. Yet no lie can change the fact that he remains the subject of an International Criminal Court arrest warrant alleging war crimes and crimes against humanity,"
_NYC Mayor, Borehole Mamdani

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (+UcOf)

123 I'm now following two hobbits who are lost in Fangorn Forest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM


Given they stop six times a day to eat, and all of Sunday morning to peruse the Book Thread, isn't it kind of slow going?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (0sNs1)

124 the flea market purchase I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

That would be awesome. People would be jumping out of their skin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 08:47 PM (2pORR)

125 >>>I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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It would take a big tank but imagine being at an intersection.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:48 PM (+UcOf)

126 I'm now following two hobbits who are lost in Fangorn Forest...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:41 PM

Given they stop six times a day to eat, and all of Sunday morning to peruse the Book Thread, isn't it kind of slow going?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (0sNs1)
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I don't believe I ever actually encounter Merry and Pippen, just follow their tracks. They are long gone by the time I get to Fangorn. I do get to chill out with Gandalf, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 08:48 PM (FZ29D)

127 Ah .. Juicy Fruit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

128 Had a peach milkshake to top it off.
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 08:28 PM


Their peach shakes are seasonal; ya gotta get while the gettin' is good.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 08:49 PM (0sNs1)

129 I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.
Posted by: Tonypete

Same one?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 24, 2026 08:49 PM (Fv808)

130 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.
Posted by: toby928(c)


https://xkcd.com/150/

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

131 “As he has done time and again, Prime Minister Netanyahu used his speech to repeat baseless lies meant to sanitize his genocide of Palestinians. Yet no lie can change the fact that he remains the subject of an International Criminal Court arrest warrant alleging war crimes and crimes against humanity,"
_NYC Mayor, Borehole Mamdani

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:46 PM (+UcOf)

If the Nazis were as incompetent at genocide as the Israelis appear to be, there would have been 40 million more Jews in Europe in 1945 than there were in 1939.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:50 PM (dPOOv)

132 You'd think Japan would be wireless by now.

Posted by: Fletcher at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (hyQrc)

133 Mamdani is a secret Jew. Nothing else explains him protecting Bibi from the crazies.


Pass it on.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (4NO2D)

134 the flea market purchase I most regret passing up was the set of air horns off an Amtrak diesel locomotive - 5, 4, and 3 feet long.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 08:44 PM (VyBeY)

I bet they would look awesome on top of my Ford Flex.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (gm+z0)

135 At an intersection yesterday, turn light stuck, woman in front, went through three (3) complete changes with no lft turn signal.

Que air horns

Yes, I beeped politely, then consecutively then I went around her and made the turn. After completing the turn I glanced, she was still sitting there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (+UcOf)

136 133 Mamdani is a secret Jew. Nothing else explains him protecting Bibi from the crazies.


Pass it on.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (4NO2D)

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (gm+z0)

137 Being honest, I wouldn't mind having a ball pit to dive into.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Every ball in that pit has kid snot on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (dPOOv)

138 Those pitts are morbidly obese. People who feed their pets like humans. Shame.

Posted by: Fletcher at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (hyQrc)

139 I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.
Posted by: Tonypete

Same one?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


More specifically, the same body and the same personality?

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 08:54 PM (VHUov)

140 Que air horns

Yes, I beeped politely, then consecutively then I went around her and made the turn. After completing the turn I glanced, she was still sitting there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:52 PM (+UcOf)

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:54 PM (gm+z0)

141 I did not need to know that, but.........Chik-Fil-A is 10 minutes from here.
Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 08:40 PM (LHPAg)

We have no Chik-Fil-A up here. Please consider opening one. Would be a gold mine.

Also, Culvers.

Either or both.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (gm+z0)

142 The Arabs were smarter than us.

John Cleese
@JohnCleese
This is where the Arabs were ahead of us
By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (ndZc7)

143 If the Nazis were as incompetent at genocide as the Israelis appear to be, there would have been 40 million more Jews in Europe in 1945 than there were in 1939.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They've been "committing genocide" for 80 years on a region slightly smaller than Rhode Island, using first-world military gear.

So I understand Mamdani calling it that; that's a level of competence he can only dream of.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)

144 129 I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.
Posted by: Tonypete
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I dated a red headed Mexican.
Oy, arriba, andale.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 08:58 PM (+UcOf)

145 ......
That would be awesome. People would be jumping out of their skin.


********

Have a trio of train-like horns on my 1/2 ton truck. "Hornblasters". Have to plan ahead, hit a switch for the compressor, wait a moment, then scare the livin hell out of really bad driver.

Posted by: Fletcher at September 24, 2026 08:58 PM (hyQrc)

146 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTYFoknUFQ0


ISLE OF MAN TT 2026

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 08:59 PM (jrgJz)

147 >>I was married to a redhead - two separate times.
I fear nothing after that.

And you ended up here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 08:59 PM (viF8m)

148 Evenin’, All.

Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

149
Evening All

Weiners!!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:03 PM (/QHx4)

150 And you ended up here.
Posted by: JackStraw

Funny that, isn't it? Upon further review, if my Dad became suddenly quiet, that was cause for paralyzing dread. My idiot sister never did catch on to that.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 09:04 PM (GP7ZF)

151 We had someone sneak attack us and kill over 2000 and we ended up dropping two atomic bombs on them.

Palestinians/Hamas should feel fortunate.

Posted by: polynikes at September 24, 2026 09:05 PM (KC5Lt)

152 We have no Chik-Fil-A up here. Please consider opening one. Would be a gold mine.

Also, Culvers.

Either or both.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (gm+z0)

Not a fan of Chik-Fil-A but love Culver's.

Posted by: polynikes at September 24, 2026 09:08 PM (KC5Lt)

153 Evening All

Weiners!!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:03 PM


I'm right here!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 24, 2026 09:09 PM (0sNs1)

154
Hot diggity dog!!

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (/QHx4)

155 I was married to a lovely, tall, educated, redhead lady for forty years. We never had an argument, or even raised our voices to each other, except maybe in jest. We were uniquely suited to each other and had a great life together. Two children and now, seven grandchildren. Yesterday was the anniversary of her passing away in 2020 from amyloidosis. I never looked at another woman and still don't. She was a unique treasure.

Posted by: Blessed Beyond Measure at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (Fn+3X)

156 Polls? Here's your fucking polls.

Polymarket@Polymarket ·

BREAKING: J.D. Vance widens his lead over Marco Rubio in the 2028 GOP presidential nomination odds, as Carlson & DeSantis trail behind.

51% chance Vance is the nominee.
---

Carlson? Carlson Who?
hahahahahah
Stupid fucking polls.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:11 PM (+UcOf)

157 >>Funny that, isn't it? Upon further review, if my Dad became suddenly quiet, that was cause for paralyzing dread. My idiot sister never did catch on to that.

I think your Dad knew my Dad. He wasn't chatty, but quiet was ominous. And when he did what we called The Grit, trouble was coming. Usually for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 09:11 PM (viF8m)

158 Yesterday was the anniversary of her passing away in 2020 from amyloidosis. I never looked at another woman and still don't. She was a unique treasure.
Posted by: Blessed Beyond Measure at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (Fn+3X)
=====

May her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

159 155 You are indeed blessed, My Friend. May her memory be a blessing to you.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:13 PM (77rzZ)

160 Every ball in that pit has kid snot on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 08:53 PM (dPOOv)

That's not snot, and it's not from a kid.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2026 09:14 PM (vE0+H)

161 We have no Chik-Fil-A up here. Please consider opening one. Would be a gold mine.

Also, Culvers.

Either or both.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 08:57 PM (gm+z0)

Not a fan of Chik-Fil-A but love Culver's.
Posted by: polynikes at September 24, 2026 09:08 PM (KC5Lt)

To me, those are the two best two fast food organizations.

Granted, I haven't been able to try some of the other ones that are frequently mentioned, like, In-N-
Out.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:17 PM (BeyMP)

162 @155.-Blessed

That's really nice. And you are truly blessed to have those memories.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 09:19 PM (xJpuh)

163 New York Post@nypost·

Women in Gaza are being traded for food, forced to marry their rapists: UN trib.al/kX7S2I6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:19 PM (+UcOf)

164 Hey, LTG. Sorry I lost my temper at you the other day.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)

165
Trans nurse charged with four counts of child abuse for harming a premature baby girl in the neonatal intensive care unit at a hospital in a Grand Rapids.

Baby has broken bones and multiple bruises including bruising of the tongue.

It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)

166 On the one hand, what Cleese said was antilife and generally evil.
On the other hand, the people involved should be working harder to prove him wrong.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 09:22 PM (88C+u)

167
Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)

Yeah a turkish prison

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:23 PM (vE0+H)

168 Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack

Never forget when LeBron James tried to doxx and threaten the life of a white police officer for killing a black woman before he had any facts about what actually happened.

Then the bodycam footage came out and showed that the officer heroically SAVED the other black woman’s life that was about to be stabbed to death
---

LeBron's a genius, there's a clip of the governor singing we love you LeBron or some dumb...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:23 PM (+UcOf)

169 I was married to a lovely, tall, educated, redhead lady for forty years. We never had an argument, or even raised our voices to each other, except maybe in jest. We were uniquely suited to each other and had a great life together. Two children and now, seven grandchildren. Yesterday was the anniversary of her passing away in 2020 from amyloidosis. I never looked at another woman and still don't. She was a unique treasure.
Posted by: Blessed Beyond Measure at September 24, 2026 09:10 PM (Fn+3X)

As you said, you were blessed to have those times.

Glad that you are able to appreciate what you were, well, blessed with.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:23 PM (BeyMP)

170 It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)

The electric chair was invented for a reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (dPOOv)

171 Had supper today at Culver's. Crispy Chicken Samich Basket and a large Chili Supreme. How many fast food places bring your food to your table for you?

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (Q+gd/)

172
It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons
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It needs a millstone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (+UcOf)

173
Yep
It is lovely. Picture at Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:25 PM (/QHx4)

174 Granted, I haven't been able to try some of the other ones that are frequently mentioned, like, In-N-
Out.
Posted by: LTG

We're getting an In-N-Out just up the street from Chik-Fil-A. It's taken forever to build. They're working on the landscaping now so it shouldn't be long. I've heard good things about it.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 09:25 PM (lJ0H4)

175 165
Trans nurse charged with four counts of child abuse for harming a premature baby girl in the neonatal intensive care unit at a hospital in a Grand Rapids.

Baby has broken bones and multiple bruises including bruising of the tongue.

It needs to be sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:21 PM (/QHx4)



Saw that story earlier, missed the "trans" part. Maybe that was left out of the story I saw. Wonder why that could be? Life in prison is the least sentence that it should get. In a just world, the punishment would match the crime, and it would be beaten to death by pissed off mothers and fathers. Slowly.

Posted by: a.moron at September 24, 2026 09:26 PM (X5Jzz)

176 I just saw a video of an ex employee who is very obviously having a mental breakdown. She posted it on FB first reasons known only to her, and the fitness community is small, so it’s making the rounds. Ugh, it’s heartbreaking. I pray she gets the help she needs.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

177
Starbucks is closing down hundreds of stores.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:26 PM (/QHx4)

178 Hey, LTG. Sorry I lost my temper at you the other day.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:20 PM (77rzZ)

I can't say how unnecessary that apology is, but thanks.

It's really easy for a format like this to lead to "misunderstandings."

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:28 PM (BeyMP)

179 Evenin’, All.
Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg


Some classic boobs for you
https://bit.ly/yvonne-joyce-craig

🐈‍⬛

Posted by: mindful webworker - Hubba^3 at September 24, 2026 09:28 PM (11R8D)

180
I know what should happen to it. Too bad it won't happen.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:28 PM (/QHx4)

181 Beginning to see a connection between all of the anti AI in the media and a certain political group...

--- > An anti-AI protest outside Google’s offices today. Note the presence of a Palestinian flag. Can someone please explain the alignment between the Palestinian and anti-AI protestors?

https://t.co/cp8OrulU3y

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:29 PM (+UcOf)

182 The electric chair was invented for a reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 09:24 PM (dPOOv)

So you could set it to sizzle and just leave him in it a couple hours at a time randomly every day for the next 40 years?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:29 PM (vE0+H)

183 Hi, Piper. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

184 Hi Bulg - well I am awake, so that is a start! Hopefully a sign I am on the upswing.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

185 178 LTG, agreed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:31 PM (77rzZ)

186 "Can someone please explain the alignment between the Palestinian and anti-AI protestors?"

A lunatic often enjoys the company of other lunatics?

Posted by: Will Robinson at September 24, 2026 09:32 PM (rje/a)

187 Piper, how is/was your cold?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:33 PM (77rzZ)

188 So you could set it to sizzle and just leave him in it a couple hours at a time randomly every day for the next 40 years?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:29 PM (vE0+H)

That would work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 09:33 PM (dPOOv)

189 Speaking of those surviving red-headed wives (if I am recalling correctly), I really miss iron grampa.

Posted by: mindful webworker - this is the greatest nation at September 24, 2026 09:35 PM (11R8D)

190 Instead of Arresting Netanyahu, Mamdani Plants an Olive Tree With Palestinian Families From Gaza

… because “Black oLives Matter”

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 09:36 PM (gWCxi)

191
Priest stabbed to death during Mass in Poland by an Ukranian refugee.

I did not know Poland allowed hundreds of thousands of them in their country.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:36 PM (/QHx4)

192 Don't know how long I'll be here tonight-- computer keeps shutting itself off... it's *old*...

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 09:38 PM (rdVOm)

193 >>>An anti-AI protest outside Google’s offices today. Note the presence of a Palestinian flag. Can someone please explain the alignment between the Palestinian and anti-AI protestors?

There is a paid leftist protest industry.

It moves frequently from issue to issue.

Climate Change has been relegated for the moment, so, Isreal "genocide" and AI are today's outrage de jure.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:38 PM (BeyMP)

194 16m
"The Ministry of Foreign Affairs, on behalf of the Government of Colombia, announces that, as of September 19, 2026, it formally severed diplomatic relations with the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:40 PM (+UcOf)

195 187 Piper, how is/was your cold?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:33

It was the flu, I wish it was a cold! I ate something for the first time today and it stayed down. The flu is brutal. I have not been sick like this in a very, very long time.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

196 Re: Culvers

Pork tenderloin. Lettuce, onion and mayo.

Regular cheese curds. Marinara.

Large coke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

197
Beautiful fall afternoon. Much settled with the brain trust while quaffing marzen.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 09:41 PM (Y8DZL)

198 Almost sounds like food poisoning, Piper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)

199
I have wondered if protesting accomplishes anything except that people are assholes. Probably most of them are sucking the government teat.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:41 PM (/QHx4)

200 Redheaded wives are the best!

For those who can handle them.

*buffs knuckles on sleeve*

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:42 PM (77rzZ)

201 Hey, Bulg. How are things?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:43 PM (ZOv7s)

202 Sorry, Piper. Hope you get well soon.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

203 198 Almost sounds like food poisoning, Piper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September

It almost felt like that! Except for the body aches, congestion, cough and testing positive for the flu. But yeah, ice chips weren’t staying down for awhile. My doctor was threatening me with admitting me because of dehydration fears, but finally got ice chips down. The food I ate tonight is staying down, I really have no desire to eat at the moment, though.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

204 President Trump and First Lady Melania greet the arrival of
Chairman Xi and his wife, Peng Liyuan.

https://tinyurl.com/4b3yx8aj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (+UcOf)

205 The food I ate tonight is staying down, I really have no desire to eat at the moment, though.

Posted by: Piper
---

Didn't know you were sick. Glad you are getting better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:46 PM (+UcOf)

206 President Trump and First Lady Melania greet the arrival of
Chairman Xi and his wife, Peng Liyuan.

https://tinyurl.com/4b3yx8aj

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:44 PM (+UcOf)
---
IIRC, their daughter lives in the US. Which is deeply weird if you think about it. He's going to attack Taiwan knowing the the US will almost instantly take his kid hostage ("interned").

I'm working on Part 7 of my Taiwan invasion series, btw, and this one focuses on trying to establish a beachhead.

Spoiler alert: Dieppe is part of the discussion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

207 201 Hey, A. H.! Things are decent. I am basically retired, though not officially. Still trying to figure out what God means for me.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)

208 I have wondered if protesting accomplishes anything except that people are assholes…
Posted by: four seasons


One thing mobs of protesters have always accomplished for me, going back many decades: whatever it is makes them like that, I want no part of it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - whatta we want? PEACE AND QUIET! When do we w... wait, what? at September 24, 2026 09:47 PM (11R8D)

209
mindful,

I agree

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:48 PM (/QHx4)

210 192 Don't know how long I'll be here tonight-- computer keeps shutting itself off... it's *old*...

Posted by: JQ
---

Battery?

Little Beelink is going for ~2. Had this one for 2 years with no problem from it. Mint OS.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 09:48 PM (+UcOf)

211
President Trump and First Lady Melania greet the arrival of
Chairman Xi and his wife, Peng Liyuan.


Is Peng short for Penguin?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:48 PM (Cqx++)

212 Hey, A. H.! Things are decent. I am basically retired, though not officially. Still trying to figure out what God means for me.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:47 PM (77rzZ)
---
By all means email me if you want to chat. I know it seems weird to say "got to my site" to get my email but I'm trying to throw off the bots and such.

Today was my wife's birthday and I got her Klondike bars and flowers. Also some tasty Ethiopian food (it's actually really good). Little wins. They add up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

213 Didn't know you were sick. Glad you are getting better.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Thank you! And just in time, I think J is over nursing duties. It was the first night he watched TV outside instead of in here since I got sick, pretty sure it was to escape. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

214

Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)

215 Today was my wife's birthday and I got her Klondike bars and flowers. Also some tasty Ethiopian food (it's actually really good). Little wins. They add up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September

Good for you! And yes, Ethiopian food is very good.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

216

He is delusional. Oh and evil.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 09:52 PM (/QHx4)

217 212 A. H., your e-mail?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:52 PM (77rzZ)

218 89 I hated Joe and the dogeater but you didn't see me go buttfuking crazy about it. These people are dangerously mental and will stab you in your sleep.
Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:12 PM (SAHhM)

Still trying to wrap my mind around the hate.
Everything they hate about President Trump... I love.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (y171U)

219 Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)

Innit something that just two short years ago Democrats were complaining that they lost the election because they needed "podcasts" and "masculine energy" and "young people". And just like magic - *poof* - here we are.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:53 PM (vE0+H)

220 >>Battery?

Don't know.

This box is over 10 years old, originally win8.1, upgraded to win10 with a win7 "skin" because hubby HATED the original *cellphone screen* look of it...

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 09:54 PM (rdVOm)

221 Doof has dropped the NOOD ONT already. Hie thee hence.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=421520

Posted by: mindful webworker - go forth and comment at September 24, 2026 09:54 PM (11R8D)

222 Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)
---
The scary thing is that he's probably not all that wrong. The Boomer ADL types have spend the last, oh, 40 years hyperventilating over David Duke (is he even alive at this point) and screaming that Dispensationalist Protestants are Nazis so that their credibility is completely worthless.

That's why all this retarded anti-Jewish stuff is getting legs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

223 >>And yes, Ethiopian food is very good.

I had it on good authority (Mom), for years, that there's no food in Ethiopia and all those kids are starving! 😉

Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 09:57 PM (rdVOm)

224 Hasan Piker compares himself to Rush Limbaugh "but for Zoomers."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 09:50 PM (Cqx++)

I really have no idea how influential Piker is with todays kids, but, I'd be stunned if it comes anywhere close to Limbaugh's impact on young conservatives in the nineties.

Posted by: LTG at September 24, 2026 09:58 PM (BeyMP)

225 If they had food they wouldn't be so skinny.


Retarded Jewish stuff has legs because the Main Streaming Media produces it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 10:09 PM (+UcOf)

226 >>>Mountinous Cafe

Mountanous
Mountenous
Mountinous
Mountonous
Mountunous

hmm

Posted by: m at September 25, 2026 01:45 AM (odBC9)

Quick Hits

A man who was gravely injured in the Butler Assassination attack has just died, two years after his wounding.

"We are deeply saddened by the passing of Jim Copenhaver, who was gravely wounded in the horrific shooting in Butler, Pennsylvania," House Republicans posted on X. "Jim endured unimaginable hardship with strength and perseverance.

"We join his family and loved ones in mourning his loss and praying for them during this difficult time," the post continued. "May he rest in peace."

Copenhaver, who was 76-years-old at the time of his death, was shot in the triceps. Another bullet was lodged in his body after it took chunks of his colon, leaving him with nerve damage, according to CBS News.

The so-called "Reality Based Community" continues to hint or flat-out assert that this assassination was fake.

The feds have arrested an illegal alien for voting in both the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections. I assume he's innocent, because the communist media tells me this never happens.

Agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) arrested a legal immigrant in New Jersey last week for allegedly voting in multiple federal elections, including the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections, Breitbart News has learned.


Sanata Coulibaly, a legal immigrant from Senegal, was arrested on September 17 and charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien.

According to prosecutors, Coulibaly first entered the United States in September 1993 and was given a green card by the Obama administration in November 2009. In 2018, 2020, and 2024, Coulibaly allegedly voted illegally in each of the elections.

"This alien from Senegal has been charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien after allegedly voting in three general elections in New Jersey," Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin said.

Leading Report
@LeadingReport

Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.

Yes, she pretty much says that, saying "Republicans are cheating by purging the voter rolls." She also slurs a word because, as usual, she drank her lunch.


I never heard this-- or if I did, my almost-29 year old brain forgot it.

Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson

18h

I'm just gonna put it out there: Colin Kaepernick sat on the bench for the national anthem--not kneeling, sitting on the bench, away from his teammates--at the exact time his teammates hated him (a recently demoted backup QB) for dating his teammate's (Aldon Smith's) ex-girlfriend.

It was only after one reporter asked--after his third straight game sitting by himself on the bench during the anthem --why he was doing that, that he came up with the answer about taking a stand against America's "racism."

That transformed him overnight from a spiraling backup QB whose teammates hated him to a left-wing icon.

This is all true you can look it up.


MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele to attack conservatives with every breath.

If you're an actual citizen, you're a second-class citizen:

Tim Anderson
@AssocAnderson

Arlington's Commonwealth's Attorney testified that her office has a DUI policy specifically for DACA recipients. In a small number of cases, prosecutors have considered changing a DUI to a different first-degree misdemeanor so the defendant can renew DACA status. (We don't have first-degree misdemeanors - they are called Class 1 misdemeanors - surprised an elected prosecutor doesn't know that).

She says the defendant is still held accountable and the original DUI charge remains visible. But DACA status is a factor in the plea resolution, one that an American citizen charged with the same offense cannot invoke.

Should immigration status affect which crime appears on a defendant's record?

Source: Dehghani-Tafti deposition, p. 89, lines 6--22.

It's racist to question Hasan Piker's pro-terrorism, pro-murder, pro-"blood in the streets" calls to violence.

Or, of course, to ask his wingman Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed about it.

Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt

"I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."

Hamas Piker just flat out admits he wants to imprison and kill democrats in a literal communist revolution. These are animals.

This highly-normal, not-at-all-a-weird-pervert Democrat state senator writes Dungeons and Dragons lesbian porn fanfic.

On Tumblr.


Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, according to documentation provided to Breitbart News. Malone was elected in a special election in 2025 after serving as Mayor of East Petersburg since 2017.

Malone won by approximately 500 votes in the district despite President Donald Trump winning by 15 points in the 2024 general election.

...

Since at least October 2023, Malone has been writing and publishing on Tumblr a sexually charged lesbian romance story set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons. He has since deleted the account once Breitbart News began investigating.

In October 2023, Malone posted a "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.

Brylint work cuddled up in Zamkk's arms, content and warm. After their time at the Tavern, they had a bath and more, working out there tenuous partnership. *This will work out well, for now.*, Brylint thought to herself. With the light filtering in from the window, she could see her surroundings with clarity. The relatively large area of the room was taken up by the pillows she and her red haired companion were cuddled in....

As she rose, Zamkk grabbed her arm. "It's early.", she said groggily. "I must use the chamber pot and perform my devotions.", Brylint said not unkindly. Zamkk nodded, gently rubbed Brylint's arm then settled back to snoozing. Brylint did her business and cleaned up. She performed her rituals of devotion and stretched a bit.


In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk experiencing "no small amount of arousal" from "a firm wack on the rear."

...

Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."

...

In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk "nibbling" each other's ears.

...

In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk engaged in "a rather exuberant session" of "intimate time."
...

Shapiro harbors presidential ambitions in 2028 after being considered to run with Kamala Harris in 2024. He also received backing from Democrat National Committee Chairman Ken Martin and socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Malone also stated his disappointment with a "Drag Queen Story Hour" event's cancellation in 2024, stating, "It is sad that this event got negative presentation on it," he said. "This kind of come-if-you-want event can provide kids with a broader experience of life in general."

The event was set to take place at a public library in Lancaster County for an all-ages audience.

Yikes on bikes, that's awful.


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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM




Comments

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1 A man who was gravely injured in the Butler Assassination attack has just died, two years after his wounding.


That sucks!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 06:01 PM (I43vL)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (hG5L0)

3 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (uipH1)

4 Chicken fajita soup was a success.

Sounds tasty! They sell these flavored tortilla strips you can put on soups and salads, they'd be good on that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (nIKjK)

5
I think the term is "priestette"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:05 PM (eRlcH)

6 CRT-

Very tasty especially with fresh avocados and some habanero cheese.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (uipH1)

7 This highly-normal, not-at-all-a-weird-pervert Democrat state senator writes Dungeons and Dragons lesbian porn fanfic.

On Tumblr.


Lol. Obviously the egregious part of this is posting the fic on Tumblr.

But I'm sure that if this political gig doesn't work out, he can have a lucrative second career writing game modules for Hasbro's Wizards of the Coast division.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (vJrRc)

8 In October 2023, Malone posted a "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.
----
I guarantee you at least one of those characters is a Tiefling (half-demon).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (FZ29D)

9 What a nutty clergy person. However. She might call herself a Priestette, but the Episopal priests I know call themselves priests.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (JrHfD)

10 Salon: James Talarico’s campaign could do lasting damage to the GOP
The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
By Amanda Marcotte

White evangelicals have been the backbone of the GOP for decades not because they love tax cuts for the rich and environmental degradation, but because they have been told, repeatedly, that Democrats are demonic and there is no such thing as a liberal Christian.

For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

This is why there’s a growing panic in the Republican ranks over the campaign of James Talarico...Win or lose, Talarico — a seminary student-turned-politician — embodies an existential threat to the right’s long-standing myth that to be Christian must necessarily mean voting Republican.

Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (5HGTQ)

11 It's racist to question Hasan Piker's pro-terrorism, pro-murder, pro-"blood in the streets" calls to violence.
---

I don't question it. I announce it. I denounce it.
But I certainly don't question it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (+UcOf)

12 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

13 I assume he's innocent, because the communist media tells me this never happens.

Yup. Never happens hundreds of thousands of times...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)

14 I think the term is "priestette"


That suggests something not quite as ugly as you see in the video.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)

15
For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (+gK6I)

16 Tumblr still exists?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (/OKHJ)

17 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Maybe there's some house rule in the local version of the Bro Code?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (vJrRc)

18 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (5HGTQ)

WTF are these people huffing?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)

19 Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.
---

Whores say the funnyist things.
_ghost of Art Linkletter

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (+UcOf)

20 I'd like to identify as black, but I can't stop using proper grammar.

"You know what I am saying." ----Butters

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (dIske)

21 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...
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This is 100% true. What's her point?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (FZ29D)

22 May Jim Copenhaver's memory be for a blessing. I don't recommend gut injuries absolute 0/10.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

23 I guarantee you at least one of those characters is a Tiefling (half-demon).

If I ever ran D&D there would be no half-races or Tieflings. Ever. Such a blight on gaming.

Although the Tiefling girl in the D&D movie was really cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (nIKjK)

24 Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe

Unless he identifies as a lesbian, he's doing cultural appropriation...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

25 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Maybe there's some house rule in the local version of the Bro Code?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (vJrRc)


I thought they had tattoos for that. Lower arm or forehead, mostly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)

26 ‘ at the exact time his teammates hated him (a recently demoted backup QB) for dating his teammate's (Aldon Smith's) ex-girlfriend’

That was the looney-tunes wacko leftist mid-at-best bitch? Of so, how did this Ghetto Whore 4 land not one, but two millionaire ballers?

Men are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (RDoCE)

27 >>Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."

Perhaps we are being too judgmental. Let the man finish.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (viF8m)

28 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

29 >>No one wants to hear it but the answer to this decades-long assault on Jews in Brooklyn is for a few of these assailants to get shot in the face.


Violence is almost always the answer.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (q7KFe)

30 >>Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."


"Bad, Naughty, Wicked Zoot! She must have a spanking!"

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (q7KFe)

31 21 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...
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This is 100% true. What's her point?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (FZ29D)

Yeah. That’s a given.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (Gqar8)

32
Present company excepted, female clergy are a catastrophe. It has been long noted, and the mind of man runneth not to the contrary, that women will find some justification for doing whatever it is they want to do. Individually, it's not a big deal. But when one is in a position of teaching and authority, it's dreadful. The Bible now isn't a guide that should direct your life, it's a convenient resource for kidding yourself that it's all right to do the wrong thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

33 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian

Yeah, that's not the problem Christians have with Democrats. We know they hate us but we're kinda used to that from most of the world. Its that Democrats blatantly hate God and everything He teaches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (nIKjK)

34 22 May Jim Copenhaver's memory be for a blessing. I don't recommend gut injuries absolute 0/10.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

As someone who has lost a small piece of large intestine and two small pieces of small intestine to an abscess-turned-fistula, I can tell you it's not fun. It's worse when it happens because you've been shot, I would have to assume.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

35 I have summoned a demon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

36 They're letting Piker say this shit. This is Overton Window stuff.

They are re-re-remobilizing their insane crazies who are already insane and have been driven further insane for 15 years.

You think this guy is some brave lone wolf telling it like it is and how he sees it and Democrats really don't want him talking, you really need to revisit the way you look at shit.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)

37 Self gassing Christians do exist. The Christian part is in quotes.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

38 Sad Jim died after a long complicatio.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)

39 I posted earlier that I wouldn't be surprised to see a jihadist do something murderous on 10/7. Watching that video I'm beginning to think it's likely

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:14 PM (NGWpV)

40 Police is reviewing the video.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (Cqx++)

41
He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

__________

He gives off the vibes of someone under a court order not to be within 1000 feet of a school.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (eRlcH)

42 Also: Christianity is not conservative. Or liberal. Anyone who appends their faith with a political term is at best confused.

Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

43 How busty are the lesbian elves?

Asking for a friend. A gay friend. A furry, gay friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

44 28 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

45 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru

Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

46 43 How busty are the lesbian elves?

Asking for a friend. A gay friend. A furry, gay friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

Rule 34 applies to Anime and Manga/Manwha too...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

47 >>How busty are the lesbian elves?


Let's just say that their elbows are pointier than their ears.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (q7KFe)

48 42 Also: Christianity is not conservative. Or liberal. Anyone who appends their faith with a political term is at best confused.

Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

God is not an American. Should I hide now?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (Gqar8)

49 And yet the normies are made to suffer the insufferables.

Posted by: We don't have to live like this at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (TbWk/)

50 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

51 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

presumably she wasn't ex at the time.

I heard she was the one who got him all political too. Aldon dodged a bullet there. Before that all I can recall was his turtle and a bit about him having Miami Dolphin T Shirts instead of 49ers.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

52 How busty are the lesbian elves?

In western tradition, elves are slender and lithe, but in Japan anything goes. Elves with zeppelin boobs are common in manga.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (nIKjK)

53 She says the defendant is still held accountable

I've heard this is some sort of magic phrase. If you 'accept' being 'held accountable', the issue is settled- you owe a debt. That's all. You don't have to do anything after that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (3s43i)

54 "The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
By Amanda Marcotte"


Haven't hears anything form Marcotte in many years, thankfully. I assume she is now living with her cats.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (PTDkx)

55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

56
Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett


That's not what the bumper sticker says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)

57 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru
Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

cursed loot! but so reliable.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

58 56
Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett

That's not what the bumper sticker says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)

I'm still trying to visualize whirled peas.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

59 Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

He shows us the path- we have to try to walk it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

60 How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

That was the whole point of the Gospel of Thomas.
Take away all that annoying Pauline theology, downplay the Cross and Resurrection as far as possible, and end with some absolutely insane crap about women needing to become male.
I'm no fundamentalist, I'll admit this, but the scriptures we got are parsecs better than the "scriptures" our Church Fathers flushed down the loo.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (88C+u)

61 Wiilowed

203 >>> 197
Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

__________

Also to ask where his dinner is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (eRlcH)

Isn't Mr Piper an Italican? Can't he fix up some pasta dish for himself???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (+fdRY

He has stepped up, I think I really scared him. He even took the kid to get teeth extractions today in her braces adventure. She was asleep on the couch, I was asleep in our room. He came to take the dog out and said “my entire house is down right now!” He just made a watermelon smoothie for her and is making her mashed potatoes for dinner.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

63 This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.

https://x.com/GORMTHEOLD25/
status/2102794932834451864

Trust me on this one. Trump and JD.

Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (LAwjE)

64 Jesus said “ if you love me you will keep my commandments”. Yes, he had them.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (Gqar8)

65 Prismatic Spray shoots right out of elf nipples when they are aroused. Do. Not. Want.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (sAnBa)

66 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)


I considered saying that but then I decided that a better way to describe the matter is that Jesus is on His own side and that he is prepared to welcome all of us to that side if we choose to join him. But it's still his side.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

67 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru
Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

cursed loot! but so reliable.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)
----
I bet they are ecstatic when they get the old Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

68 >>> 12 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

How did she *become* an ex?

Was the QB buggering the LB's girl while the LB thought the girl was still involved with him?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (+fdRY)

69 Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett
——

‘Yea, no shit. I write a whole fucking scene about this.’

— Robert Heinlein

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (RDoCE)

70 I love how the propaganda is that Christians can be liberals.

Not that liberals an be Christians.

LOL you can't make these people up.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (vE0+H)

71 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

72 55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Yes. That is the crux of the matter.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Gqar8)

73 In the county a Freinds ( read Quakers) school has sign out front
War is not the answer

I really want to put another next to it
Depends on what the question is.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

74 You think this guy is some brave lone wolf telling it like it is and how he sees it and Democrats really don't want him talking, you really need to revisit the way you look at shit.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)

Its standard Dem - let the crazies collect the voters, but not let them take over the decision making part. Well, now they are in danger of even more crazies in the decision making part, so they need to carefully purge out the party....if they can.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

75 I bet they are ecstatic when they get the old Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

Sounds like an "Oglaf" cartoon.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (88C+u)

76 62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

What we need are Jack Chick fortune cookies.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sAnBa)

77 >>This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.

The pinacle of AI might have already been reached.

Assuming of course that this is in fact AI:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=xgzWjWlTIOA

I can't tell.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (q7KFe)

78 Remember... that "Coexist" horseshit the left peddles is that they want you to coexist with them, on their terms.

Or die.

Your choice.

And the overlap between them and the Islamists running for office is complete. There's no daylight between them. Only a dress code.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (2Cry5)

79 Its like when JOshua met the Captain of the Lord's Armies (Jesus, preincarnate);

Joshua: Whose side are you on, ours or theirs?
Captain: No.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (nIKjK)

80 Smith wasn't on the 49ers that year. I dont doubt that all Kaepernick's teammates hated him, but I dont know that the girlfriend thing played into it.

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (h5mnP)

81 >>>This is all true you can look it up.

heh. Really? There is a resource I can use that only shows me the true stuff?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (8mulE)

82 Well, now they are in danger of even more crazies in the decision making part, so they need to carefully purge out the party....if they can.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

The usual pattern is that they take power first and then do the purge.

Posted by: national socialists do this too at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (88C+u)

83 Let's be pragmatic about this. We've all seen the standard prototype for a MALE elf. They're all effeminate. Lesbian elves are going to matriculate by mere necessity.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)

84 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

Too many pillows, not enough slaying. Fake DnD.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

85 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.
---
I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

He's the white Candace Owens; tune in tomorrow and he's going to reveal more Nazis who are funding the conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (3cUTc)

86 I heard she was the one who got him all political too. Aldon dodged a bullet there. Before that all I can recall was his turtle and a bit about him having Miami Dolphin T Shirts instead of 49ers.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

If I’ve got the story straight, she is a black, Muslim, socialist radio DJ from Oakland.

And, yes, apparently she screwed Kapernick’s head up about as quickly as Megan did to Harry.

It wasn’t too long before he grew the bubble head afro and started kneeling.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

87 Watermelon smoothies and kale?

No wonder you're sick. Eat real food woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)

88 84 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

Too many pillows, not enough slaying. Fake DnD.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

Well it's just documenting the downtime of hot lesbian elves. The slaying happens on the table.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (s1VwS)

89 >>> 63
==
Trust me on this one.
==
Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (LAwjE)

No.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (+fdRY)

90 And every major news org show a 7th grade picture of a dude we have ZERO records on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (/+uur)

91 The guy has a few Trump and JD videos on his feed. but the Mexican one I linked above seems to be a standout.

https://x.com/GORMTHEOLD25

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (LAwjE)

92 The resurrected Christ Jesus is the first fruits from the dead. The rest of us join him later in the gathering together (or in the Resurrection of the Just, or the Resurrection of the Unjust). But our new bodies will be neither male nor female. That does not mean we will be trans.

"26For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians

I'd have to review, but even now our position in the body of Christ is not male or female, and will not be in the new body. But the body we now still drag around with us, obviously male and female. JC was born real male.

God is Holy Spirit, never male nor female. Just Almighty God. God is the Father of (born again) Christians and they receive holy spirit. JC is the Christian's brother, the only one with the new body, afaik. But JC is no longer male or female (and not trans).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (vbXSk)

93 > How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus?

There are plenty of Cultural Christians who want no responsibilities. They just want everyone to be nice, according to their definition of nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (mkw2N)

94 Not a very good news day today.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (xJpuh)

95 I would fuck a hot lesbian elf. And a hot lesbian teifling. Actually, I would fuck pretty much any hot lesbian character class in D&D.

Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (RDoCE)

96 76 62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

What we need are Jack Chick fortune cookies.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sAnBa)

I'd enjoy those

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (s1VwS)

97 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.
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He gives off creep vibes...
Sadly many will fall for his "christian" schtick because they don't understand Christianity.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (9AdGW)

98 Was the QB buggering the LB's girl while the LB thought the girl was still involved with him?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (+fdRY)


I'm betting the girl started looking at the, at the time, starting QB as an upgrade to LB.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

99 All that is required is embracing heresy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...
Posted by: jim

Marcotte has you two pegged (no, not like that...unless you're into it...)

The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Trump-loving evangelical podcaster Eric Metaxas insisted that Talarico’s faith is a left-wing hoax. “They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”

evangelical podcaster Allie Beth Stuckey’s show was perhaps the most inflammatory: “James Talarico is More Demonic Than You Think.” Stuckey, who has attacked empathy as “toxic,” warned viewers and listeners that “Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Satan looks good. He sounds good.” Talarico, she said, is “evil disguised as goodness.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

100 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic. Was it ace or someone else who ginned up a fake press release/quote purporting to be penned by her when she was briefly hired by the Gore campaign advocating that Al open an abortion clinic in his spacious residence?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (sAnBa)

101 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

I'm glad none the men want to do their own thing! / s. I went to seminary?practically before the abacus was invented when seminary was fairly mainstream
I shudder to think what they are like now

And no, it's pointless for me to debate women's ordination. I will change nobody's mind and they won't change mine. I am a sinner in need of God's grace always, and imperfect as a pastor , but nobody in any of the churches I have served has suggested I wasn't orthodox ( small "o" ) in my theological views and the ideas promulgated by the clergy woman above are bizarre and repellent to me

I'm not feeling great. Good night everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (JrHfD)

102 Moni Giorgia@GiorgiaMeloni · 6 o'clock

Today we approved the decree on schools in the Council of Ministers.

A 30% class limit for students who don't adequately know Italian, more tools to learn our language, and a ban on burqas and niqabs in school.

Common-sense tools that don't divide, ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (+UcOf)

103 Fundamentalist was used as a pejorative by the humanist materialists in opposition to Christians, and then when out of fashion the term Evangelical was mocked and derided. If some other term comes along they will do the same. They hate Christianity, in other words.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Gqar8)

104 Slightly off topic rant:

I liked the D&D movie, it was entertaining and some neat stuff in it. But it was long, and it felt long. It didn't really feel like fantasy RPGs either, it had no real dungeon crawl for that matter. I did not care for them having to give every single character a long, complicated character story that was resolved in the movie.

And it occurred to me that this is what Critical Role did to gaming. Its not about the adventure, heroism, or having fun in a wild setting, its bout the egotistical character story, its drama kid stuff now. The adventure takes a back seat to the backstory of the characters, their feelings, how they interact, and the drama they play out, in the guise of roleplaying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (nIKjK)

105 I dont doubt that all Kaepernick's teammates hated him, but I dont know that the girlfriend thing played into it.
Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (h5mnP)


Another possibility is that he's an annoying fuck. Starting QBs can get away with that. Not starting QBs... not so much.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

106
I think it pretty clear that what Democrat St. Louis Alderwoman Sharon Tyus meant when she said that she'd she'd put a bullet in his head is-

that she would gently and playfully insert a bullet delicately lubed with butter in that person ear hole.

Preeeeety sure, that's what she meant.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (YSUhf)

107 I'm still trying to visualize whirled peas.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK



Think "Hummus" and go from there.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR)

108 63 This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.
Posted by: masturbating United passenger

Sounds like it might be disappointing.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (88C+u)

109 He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I've got a few illegal procedure penalties to deal with.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (XvL8K)

110 I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

Paxton's ex-wife has said that everyone should vote for him cuz Talarico be crazy and shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ExV1e)

111 Regardless of the story, Kaepernick had to draw attention away from the fact he was a shitty player. Hope his parents were OK with him throwing them under the bus.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (/k3in)

112 I'll put it this way:
You're more likely to go to heaven as a practicing, devout muslim than as a member of Talarico's church.

The muslim is a pagan who worships a demon.
But they don't know better.

The Talarico church member is a blaspheming apostate who knows the Truth and is perverting it for their own ends.
The flames of Hell encircle them even now, as they preach their evil to deceive and draw men away from God.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (3cUTc)

113 The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

That's because my first exposure to him was to hear him quoting Gnostic heretics, and since they were a thing about 1100 years before Protestants started up I assumed they agreed that it was heretical too.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (uhVAy)

114 87 Watermelon smoothies and kale?

No wonder you're sick. Eat real food woman.
Posted by: JackStraw

Agreed. Woman is real food!

Posted by: Daniel Rakowitz, Butcher of Tompkins Square Park at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (5HGTQ)

115 If for some reason I was out of town on a Sunday and decided to pop into a church for a service and I saw some broad with half her head shaved at the pulpit I'd sprint away from that building like Jesse Owens while praying that the coming lightning bolt spares me.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (oqH4h)

116 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)


Um...OK.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (SwyyQ)

117 Marcotte has you two pegged (no, not like that...unless you're into it...)

...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

Homie don't play dat game.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)

118 103 Fundamentalist was used as a pejorative by the humanist materialists in opposition to Christians, and then when out of fashion the term Evangelical was mocked and derided. If some other term comes along they will do the same. They hate Christianity, in other words.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Gqar

Christian Nationalist

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (/+uur)

119
I'm not feeling great. Good night everyone!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (JrHfD)

___________

*tips hat respectfully*

I believe I said present company excepted. And I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (eRlcH)

120 I saw Bubble Head Afros open for The Last Poets at the Palladium in 1970.

Posted by: Musica Para Tu at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (Fn+3X)

121 116 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

Um...OK.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (SwyyQ)

https://tinyurl.com/ye73bupr

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)

122 I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

Paxton has real baggage, lots of drawbacks but compared to the creepy weird Talarico and his sick politics and statements... there's not really any other choice. You can replace Paxton in the primary but you cannot let Howdy Doody with his carefully protected phone search history into power.

Paxton is kinda sleazy but Talarico is the creepy assistant pastor who wants to spend way too much time with the youth group, encouraging them to one on one counseling, especially that cute 13 year old boy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (nIKjK)

123 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

She's one of the reasons I shared the article, but I overestimated how many people would recognize/remember her. She's from the before times.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (5HGTQ)

124
MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele



You misspelled "Obvious Donk mole in the GOP"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (y9nCu)

125 ballistic I would be right behind you running away

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

126 They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

If I tell people that my identity is that of a 6'8" billionaire supermodel (male), I would fully expect people to discredit that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (ExV1e)

127 The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Trump-loving evangelical podcaster Eric Metaxas insisted that Talarico’s faith is a left-wing hoax. “They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”

evangelical podcaster Allie Beth Stuckey’s show was perhaps the most inflammatory: “James Talarico is More Demonic Than You Think.” Stuckey, who has attacked empathy as “toxic,” warned viewers and listeners that “Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Satan looks good. He sounds good.” Talarico, she said, is “evil disguised as goodness.”

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This is a very accurate representation. Also, Metaxas is a true evangelical.

What's their problem?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (+UcOf)

128 The Talarico church member is a blaspheming apostate who knows the Truth and is perverting it for their own ends.
The flames of Hell encircle them even now, as they preach their evil to deceive and draw men away from God.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (3cUTc)
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"For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths."

-- 2 Timothy 4:3-4 (NIV)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D)

129 How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)
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The same way lots of "Jews" don't really exhibit many of the tenets of Judaism. They're leftists and leftism is their true religion. They just masquerade themselves as faithful to God when it's convenient.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (oqH4h)

130 Michael Benedict Steele

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

131
Tortillas : A Brylint and Zamkk Short Story

It's fajita night at Brylint and Zamkk's Hovel!

Brylint: Zamkk, my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Zamkk: Yes, Brylint, my dragon's dew drop.

Brylint: (picking something from between her teeth) Can we not make tortillas this way anymore? That's the tenth curley I've had to pick out of my teeth.

FIN

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (YSUhf)

132 >>>“They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”
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That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

133 This is a very accurate representation. Also, Metaxas is a true evangelical.

What's their problem?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (+UcOf)

If Talarico was serious, the DU crowd would be leading the charge to destroy him. Hell, do they even allow black preachers in that party anymore?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (uhVAy)

134 MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele

Don't forget about us! We TRUE conservatives love our guest appearances on MSNOW. Please....PLEASE invite us back soon!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol, Tim Miller, David Frum at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (5HGTQ)

135 132 >>>“They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”
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That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

I would say master instead of savior...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

136 Over at Legal Insurrection Bill Jacobson has a post about Hasan Piker speaking tonight at Cornell. Should be a hot time tonight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NGWpV)

137 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

138 137 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

I'm amazed that an inanimate object can hate...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (l3cgK)

139 55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Don't you love it when people create a Jesus in their own image? I'm pretty sure He who created the universe is not particularly amused by this. I can almost hear Him saying, "Well, bless yer heart, darlin'. Now please, come home already."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (gm+z0)

140 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

141 140 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

Maybe she eschews laundry...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

142 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

I just looked her up and she's almost 50. Before times indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

143 Maybe she eschews laundry...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

I freely admit I have eschewed laundry today. It's still sitting there in a nasty dirty pile, accusing me of the laziness I exhibit.

It will be there tomorrow as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:40 PM (gm+z0)

144 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

To me the plastic baskets seem a close design match for baskets made when women designed and made them all by themselves. So not seeing the misogyny.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

145 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)
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Why, so can I, and so can any man - but do they come when you do call for them?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 06:42 PM (amcLV)

146
Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

Creepy AI uncanny valley Boy Scout.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:43 PM (Cqx++)

147 The so-called "Reality Based Community" continues to hint or flat-out assert that this assassination was fake.

___

Does Alex Jones want to comment on this

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2026 06:43 PM (p5G+S)

148 The Satanic Panic and Tom Hanks in the tunnels was bad enough. We do not need getting lumped in with Democrats writing bad fanfic.

Posted by: Sam at September 24, 2026 06:44 PM (7jMef)

149 Pittsburgh area. Wife in critical condition. Psychotic black man out on no cash bail, broke into the house at night.

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Anthony Cumia
@AnthonyCumia
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37m
Holy fuck. Just a terrible story.
When the fuck is enough, enough!??
Quote

Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
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57m
🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a White doctor who saved CRITICALLY ILL CHILDREN was st*bbed to de*th IN HIS BED WHILE HIS OWN CHILDREN WERE SLEEPING...

...by a VIOLENT BLACK MAN WHO WAS OUT ON CASHLESS BAIL!!!!

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

150 >>Why, so can I, and so can any man - but do they come when you do call for them?

Did you not see garrett appear?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:46 PM (viF8m)

151 I'm sure AOC and Crockett and all the others will get right on this case of a black-on-white lynching.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:47 PM (88C+u)

152 We had hard frost here last night. I have one week to get the potatoes in and processed. Also, huge storm hitting Western AK tonight into tomorrow. Winds in the 65 mph range, from Adak to Fairbanks (eventually), torrential rain and flooding. In the Lower 48, this would be panic time. Up here, it's just autumn. Strap on the X-Tra Tuffs and get back to work.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (gm+z0)

153 The same way lots of "Jews" don't really exhibit many of the tenets of Judaism. They're leftists and leftism is their true religion. They just masquerade themselves as faithful to God when it's convenient.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (oqH4h)

You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)

154 Cultural Marxists want a race war to stir up their ground troops

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

155 Oh noes! James Talarico just told me his fundraising is falling behind in this critical race. Yet he still pays to show me ten or twenty ads per day. Nobody audits these failed campaigns, do they?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 06:49 PM (r7+Q7)

156 Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
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57m
🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a White doctor who saved CRITICALLY ILL CHILDREN was st*bbed to de*th IN HIS BED WHILE HIS OWN CHILDREN WERE SLEEPING...

...by a VIOLENT BLACK MAN WHO WAS OUT ON CASHLESS BAIL!!!!
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

I'm sure the DA will get in front of a microphone to take full responsibility and then commit hari-kiri on live TV.

I'm sure that will happen.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:49 PM (gm+z0)

157 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)

IDK, if yer Mom is Catholic, you will be too, even against your will, at least until you are 18.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:50 PM (gm+z0)

158 My cousin’s first wife did not wash clothes for the first few years of their marriage.
Her parents had some money so they had a maid.
She had never cooked, cleaned, or washed clothes in her life.

The girl would go out and buy more clothes rather than wash her own, while my cousin washed his.

They got divorced several years later, after having two kids, mostly over financial issues and hating each other.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

159 148 The Satanic Panic and Tom Hanks in the tunnels was bad enough. We do not need getting lumped in with Democrats writing bad fanfic.
Posted by: Sam at September 24, 2026 06:44 PM (7jMef)

Paid for my first house didn't it?

Posted by: Rona Jaffe at September 24, 2026 06:52 PM (r7+Q7)

160 The girl would go out and buy more clothes rather than wash her own, while my cousin washed his.

They got divorced several years later, after having two kids, mostly over financial issues and hating each other.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

When I went to college, I was asked by other, richer, and more spoiled students, how this laundry thing worked. I was also asked how to use an iron, how to fold clothes, and other basic life skills. My freshman year, I cooked Thanksgiving dinner for everyone who was stuck in the dorm instead of going home. People were amazed that I could do that "without professional training!"

IDK who these moms were, but they did their kids no service whatsoever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (gm+z0)

161 In lighter news, Instapundit has a link about McDonald's planning to invest 13.5 BILLION dollars in improvements over the next decade. The article quotes an executive named Tiffanie, and amongst the imnprovements are an AI-based ordering system ("of course", writes the author) but there is no mention of returning to beef tallow to cook the fries, let alone fixing the %^#(%&)*(&^ ice-cream machines.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (+fdRY)

162 I wonder how good I'd be writing lesbian porn fanfic?

I'm probably have to practice a bit since I don't know what it is but still . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 06:54 PM (GP7ZF)

163 I suppose putting your potatoes in after the last hard frost is a different time up there than down here.
I already dug my taters in July and planted bush beans on the hope that I would get some for canning before the first frost.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 06:55 PM (rbvCR)

164 161 In lighter news, Instapundit has a link about McDonald's planning to invest 13.5 BILLION dollars in improvements over the next decade. The article quotes an executive named Tiffanie, and amongst the imnprovements are an AI-based ordering system ("of course", writes the author) but there is no mention of returning to beef tallow to cook the fries, let alone fixing the %^#(%&)*(&^ ice-cream machines.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (+fdRY)

Me: "I'd like a Big Mac meal, supersize the fries and drink"
AI: "I'm sure you would."

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:55 PM (l3cgK)

165 At my parents house and PBS News is on. It's the one where they claim everything is racist and Trump is a poopy head.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (SAHhM)

166 Laundry is not my favorite task but its not that big a deal. A few minutes loading and unloading machines, then what ten, twenty minutes separating and folding? The whining and complaining people get up to over having to do laundry baffles me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (nIKjK)

167 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue

One of our parish priests was born and raised Jewish, was initially ordained as a Baptist minister and, is now, one of our parish priests.

He crushes our Comparative Religion classes.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 06:57 PM (GP7ZF)

168 IDK who these moms were, but they did their kids no service whatsoever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (gm+z0)

They are even worse today.
Finding a young woman who can cook is like finding a unicorn. And most hate household chores.

Then they complain about $20 burritos coming from DoorDash.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

169
Not only do we have people laundry at Schloss Hadrian, we also have dog laundry, with a separate washer and dryer. Her Majesty does hers, I do mine and the dog stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:59 PM (eRlcH)

170 , then what ten, twenty minutes separating and folding? The whining and complaining people get up to over having to do laundry baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What is this 'separating' you speak of?
-- Man whose clothing are all wrinkled, faded, and a bit grey and pink.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (GP7ZF)

171

The Senate voted against a resolution Thursday that symbolically called for President Donald Trump to end the conflict in the Middle East with Iran, despite additional Republicans unofficially calling for the president to do so.

Four Senate Republicans voted with most Democrats to pass the resolution, including North Carolina Sen. Thom Tillis and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, while Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman voted against the resolution.

The final vote tally was 49-50.

The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)

172 I have found that there is rarely a chore that takes more than one side of a record to complete. Meaning under 17 minutes and you are done.

Hard to procrastinate when you realize you are avoiding something that take 10-15 minutes to complete.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 07:01 PM (q7KFe)

173 He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

He kinda does though. The kind like Alec Baldwin's scout master in the old SNL "Canteen Boy" sketches. Only effeminate.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (9ZFZd)

174 Garret, it can be done.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (KGj36)

175
Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Don't you love it when people create a Jesus in their own image? I'm pretty sure He who created the universe is not particularly amused by this. I can almost hear Him saying, "Well, bless yer heart, darlin'. Now please, come home already."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (gm+z0)

Amen and amen! I want that priest to read the verses where even the demons call Jesus "Son of the Most High." Dang, girl, when the demon you really worship contradicts you, you may want to rethink your platform.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (wLjpr)

176 I do my laundry on Wednesdays (towels/whites) and Thursdays (the rest of the clothes).

The machines do all of the work.
It takes me about 30 minutes total to load and fold/hang.

It’s the household chore I dislike the least it’s so easy. If I had to do an entire family’s laundry I’d be irritated but one or two people’s laundry per week is not terrible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)

177 The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

This measure called for that a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 07:04 PM (88C+u)

178 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM



and a brain injury.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 07:04 PM (4NO2D)

179 Where will the 2028 DNC Convention be held because I want to have continent and an ocean between me and them.

Because it sounds like a lot of them are going to be shooting the traitors to the cause.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

180 >>Hard to procrastinate when you realize you are avoiding something that take 10-15 minutes to complete.

Cleaning dishes was one of my constant chores as a kid so of course I came to hate it. Then I had a job in high washing dishes at a fancy country and really got to hate. Chef was a psycho who yelled at me to hurry up and yelled louder if I banged a pan in the huge SS sink which pretty much happened constantly.

Now I can't stand to see dirty dishes. Done in a snap and the kitchen looks so much better. And no yelling.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 07:06 PM (viF8m)

181 This is not an "emerging consensus".
The emerging consensus is that the liberal mainline protestant churches are dying, and this is one of the symptoms. Look at some membership numbers over the last few years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 07:07 PM (tkYd0)

182 Paxton has real baggage, lots of drawbacks
--

Oh, please... He ex-wife endorsed him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:07 PM (+UcOf)

183 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.
underage kids and going full P Diddy on them.

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:08 PM (2GVsD)

184 ---

That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

I would say master instead of savior...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia)
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Yep. I stand corrected.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:08 PM (+UcOf)

185 I'm ashamed to admit that I was taken in by Michael Steele back when he was pretending to be a conservative Republican. I took him as a hopeful sign that blacks were finally breaking away from the Democrat plantation and starting to think for themselves.

Posted by: a.moron at September 24, 2026 07:10 PM (X5Jzz)

186 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)
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I get that, but if your mom is Jewish that doesn't mean you have to go out announcing yourself as Jewish...while simultaneously voting for obviously anti-Jewish politicians and policies. Just keep your mouth shut and be a leftoid and avoid the self-hate and hypocrisy.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (oqH4h)

187 Four Senate Republicans voted with most Democrats to pass the resolution, including North Carolina Sen. Thom Tillis and Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul, while Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman voted against the resolution.

The final vote tally was 49-50.

The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)
It was straight up kabuki.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (LHPAg)

188 Talerico - Gimp for Satan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:11 PM (2GVsD)

189 The final vote tally was 49-50.

The measure would not have gone to the president for his signature if it had passed, but rather reflects the view of Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (Cqx++)
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Giving aid and comfort to an enemy that wouldn't hesitate to use WMD on us and our allies if they had half a chance to do so.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 07:12 PM (rj6Yv)

190 I really need to stop watching sad movies

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (Ia/+0)

191
The emerging consensus is that the liberal mainline protestant churches are dying, and this is one of the symptoms. Look at some membership numbers over the last few years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 07:07 PM (tkYd0)

__________

My TLM parish has gone from 120 families when I joined in 2017 to over 800 today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

192 What is this 'separating' you speak of?
-- Man whose clothing are all wrinkled, faded, and a bit grey and pink.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 07:00 PM (GP7ZF)

*shifty eyes*

*puts phone in Faraday ba-

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

193 I'll be the first to admit that I don't like Ken Paxton and don't trust him any farther than I can throw him. He's knifed his way through Texas politics for decades and he's every bit the asshole it would take to do that both personally and professionally.

However, I would drag my bare scrotum over broken glass to vote for him to keep the obvious kid-toucher Talafreako out of office.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 07:14 PM (oqH4h)

194 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

More like gay scoutmaster vibes on the boys’ first overnight camp.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2026 07:15 PM (F7P5/)

195 Did someone call Cafe Nood?

Because the Cafe is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

196 Nood cafe

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (yqwEa)

197 U.S. Sen Edwin W. Brooke III Republican of Mass was more conservative than these current rinos.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (LHPAg)

198 There are bodies Wherever Talerico is living.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (2GVsD)

199 Over at Legal Insurrection Bill Jacobson has a post about Hasan Piker speaking tonight at Cornell. Should be a hot time tonight
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NGWpV)
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I expected he would want to attend.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

200 >>I really need to stop watching sad movies

Thanks for reminding me, Skip.

Tonight is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Sad and happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 07:16 PM (viF8m)

201 My Protestant church is growing, including by the congregants marrying and having children, but we are very much “hard shell” in our doctrine.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2026 07:18 PM (F7P5/)

202 I'll be the first to admit that I don't like Ken Paxton and don't trust him any farther than I can throw him. He's knifed his way through Texas politics for decades and he's every bit the asshole it would take to do that both personally and professionally.

can you give us an example of Paxton knifing his way through Texas politics?

Posted by: DanMan at September 24, 2026 07:19 PM (8uzBS)

203 The American Storm@BigJoeBastardi · 1 hour

I wonder if the NYPOST knows forecasted max wave heights on the east coast are more than twice that of what they are saying Polo will drive into SCA

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:20 PM (+UcOf)

204 Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)


Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 24, 2026 07:24 PM (F7P5/)

205 193 I'll be the first to admit that I don't like Ken Paxton and don't trust him any farther than I can throw him. He's knifed his way through ...

Posted by: ballistic
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...Obama and Biden very well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 07:24 PM (+UcOf)

206 Brooklyn needs a vigilante rabid animal patrol that puts down rabid dogs who pretend to be human. Odd that "Bitch nigger" is a slur to that dog bitch nigga!

Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 24, 2026 08:25 PM (tKtie)

New York Times Reveals that Democrat Senate Candidate Mary Peltola Abuses Staff, Cursing Them and Calling them "F*ggots"

LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

Points for honesty, but that's forbidden by Mao's Little Red Book of Speechcrimes.


peltolafbomb.jpg

Breitbart, quoting from a New York Times profile:


Alaska Democrat Senate candidate Mary Peltola was the subject of a devastating New York Times profile on Wednesday, September 23 which described a pattern of angry outbursts, physical abuse, and slurs for years while serving in the U.S. House of Representatives.

Peltola is now running against Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan in November in a contest polling shows continues to be close.

According to the explosive story, former aides describe "angry and profane outbursts." In one instance she is said to have shoved an aide according to a former staffer who was present and two others who were told about it at the time. Additionally, four former staff members said they directly heard her use the word "faggot" over the years, even about her own staff members, which her campaign has denied. She also used the word "retarded," according to former aides and text messages viewed by the newspaper.

The report talked to a total of nine former staffers who were granted anonymity.

Her office amassed one of the highest turnover rates in Congress during her term, and she has missed hundreds of votes throughout her time in elected office.

The campaign issued a statement in response to the story, attributing her behavior to personal tragedy. Peltola's mother and husband died in 2023...

So she's admitting it, with the excuse Muh Hormones and Feelings.


The report states Peltola shoved a male staffer in her office over a missing meeting memo, "causing him to stumble backward, according to a person who was there and two others who heard about the incident soon after, as well as text messages sent at the time." The unnamed aide departed the office soon after.


In another instance, Peltola wrote, "FUCK THOSE BITCHES" about Planned Parenthood after her vote on a defense bill. "I hope Planned Parenthood knows that if we don't win it's more their loss than ours," she added.

She also wrote in a text referring to a woman serving on the board of a local Planned Parenthood chapter, "I hope she dies of a botched abortion." The pro-abortion organization has not endorsed her 2026 campaign.

Peltola additionally texted, "Fuck that retard" after a selfie photo was posted by a commercial fisheries executive with the former representative. She has attempted to make local fishing interests a key part of her campaign despite not sponsoring a single bill related to fishing during her one term in Congress.

...

Senate Leadership Fund Executive Director Alex Latcham said in a statement on the story, "Mary Peltola's closest aides describe a routine history of physical violence, explosive anger, and utter disdain for Alaskans, which makes her entirely unfit for the U.S. Senate. Peltola's deeply offensive and disturbing comments do not represent the Alaska way and she must publicly apologize to her staff and the people of Alaska."

Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin.

A new poll says she's up three.

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) leads Democrat Troy Jackson by 3 points in her bid for a sixth term, according to a new poll.

The New York Times/Siena University survey found Collins leading Jackson, the former president of the Maine Senate, with 49 percent support to the Democrat's 46 percent.

The incumbent's edge was within the roughly 5 point margin of error, while another 5 percent of the 619 respondents were undecided, the results show.


Eric Swalwell's Hotel Prostitute Wingman Reuben Gallego has also been accused of abusing staffers. And banging them. He says the Peltola accusations are no big deal.

Nicholas Wu
@nicholaswu12

Asked Sen. Gallego about the NYT Peltola story on staff mistreatment, who tells reporters: "when I was 25, I had a really bad boss. He made me run across an open fucking field of raking machine gun fire to breach a door. So, yeah, life's tough sometimes"

In more news of Democrats unmasking, Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC, even when asked by a refugee who says his family was hunted and murdered by that terrorist-designated group.


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 UPDATE: In a SHOCKING incident, a young Iranian-American tells MI Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed that his family was hunted and k*lled by the Islamists in Iran -- and asks Abdul to CONDEMN the IRGC...

...Abdul refused IN HIS FACE.

"WE'RE DYING."

"You said you didn't want to comment on Ayatollah Khamenei's death...that silence left a GAPING HOLE IN OUR COMMUNITY. Do you renounce the people that held vigils that supported this TERRORIST? Do you stand against the Islamic Republic of Iran that killed 50,000 protestors? Please!"

ABDUL: My worry is when one decides we go in and take out the leadership of foreign government... *word salad against Trump's Iran intervention*

STUDENT: YOU STILL HAVEN'T SAID IT. WE'RE DYING.

ABDUL: I want to be careful.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!

Abdul is an Islamist...he is MORE WORRIED about upsetting radical Islamic voters so he can win the election than standing with the civilians.

You know why? Because he knows that it nets him more votes.

If he tries to stand with the Iranian civilians, the Left would paint him as sympathizing with Trump. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

He hates Trump so much he's willing to stand with the IRGC. Vote for Mike Rogers!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:54 PM




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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:54 PM (N1DT3)

2 Hypocrisy is the Democrats bread and butter.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:54 PM (N1DT3)

3 In addition to being hypocrites, the Democrats are also all moral degenerates.

So they've got that going for them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:55 PM (N1DT3)

4 She seems nice ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 04:55 PM (vbXSk)

5 They're Democrats. Wouldn't being called a faggot be like love talk?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (ExV1e)

6 Abdulrahim Muhammad El Sayed is a terrorist.

And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.

We can't share a country with people like that.

Partition.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)

7 Eric Swalwell's Hotel Prostitute Wingman Reuben Gallego has also been accused of abusing staffers. And banging them. He says the Peltola accusations are no big deal.

Ken Paxton having an affair OTOH... that's a bridge too far.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

8 crap

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (ZOv7s)

9 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (AOZtW)

10 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

Are they?

Posted by: Dalton at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (r7+Q7)

11 "Her office amassed one of the highest turnover rates in Congress during her term, and she has missed hundreds of votes throughout her time in elected office."


Yet no one thought to investigate and find out why this was happening until now?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (I43vL)

12
"Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin."


It gets so lonely in the state of Maine.

Posted by: Cagey Cretins at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (SAHhM)

13 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (ExV1e)

14 LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

I like her already.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (guGkK)

15
Ho hum. Staffers are there to be abused. Principals can't take it out on colleagues and they can't take it out on donors. Lyndon Johnson just about horsewhipped his staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:02 PM (eRlcH)

16 What kind of a name is Meatball for a lizard?

Posted by: Meatball Ron at September 24, 2026 05:02 PM (OT3gL)

17 Alaska is taking another shot at repealing RCV. Two years ago it failed by about 1000 votes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (/OKHJ)

18 >>LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

One of us. One of the crew.

Honestly, I already like her more than Murkowski.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (viF8m)

19 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (AOZtW)
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Probably gay staff ratted her out, and NYT can't take the hit if the staffer goes elsewhere and says "They knew she used gay slurs and tried to bury it."

Victim hierarchy always wins.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)

20 New Johnny Depp trailer just dropped: "Day Drinker."

I don't want to blow the margins with a link.

I won't spoil anything but the movie is not what it appears to be at first. Looks very, very interesting.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (SwyyQ)

21 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM


They don't want her to win because she dissed kamala harris and would not accept her endorsement.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (I43vL)

22 >>> She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

Lady, that's a nice effort, but I'm still not going to vote for a Democrat.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (8mulE)

23 Poker the other night with 10 people. I asked them has any been polled by any company or media company in last few years, all said no.

Who in the hell does the pollsters get people to respond?

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (AOZtW)

24 My philosophy on all this internal infighting suggests that it's meaningless. The politiican might be a complete self-absorbed jackass.

But, guess what? He staff are exactly the same. And, when you put that mentality in close proximity you are ALWAYS going to have a bunch of miserable, self-important f*cks who just can't wait to play the "victim card" whenever they don't get their way.

It's like putting a bag of chips in a room full of monkeys. No one is going to be happy or rational.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (dIske)

25 LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

You ain't seen an explosion yet.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 24, 2026 05:05 PM (guGkK)

26 Wait... HOLD THE PRESSES!!!

She calls them faggots and retards?

A Democrat who tells the TRUTH????

Truly, the End Times have begun.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:05 PM (mP0Kj)

27 To be fair to Peltola , her staff probably are faggots

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 05:06 PM (NGWpV)

28 Wouldn't being called a faggot be like love talk"

Does he have his own jet airplane?
Is he a millionaire?

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:06 PM (pfXMo)

29 14 LOL. She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards" and calls Planned Parentood harpies "BITCHES."

I like her already.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (guGkK)

No, you really don't. She lies. All the time. All of her ads and those funded by Lower 48 dark money are attack ads on Sullivan, claiming all sorts of nonsense. The ads started over a year ago and are ubiquitous. So much so that Sullivan finally put up a website called "Mary Lies."

She claims to be a fisherwoman out of Bethel, but she lives in a mansion in south Anchorage and she only goes out to Bethel to go fishing on her family's boats. She fishes subsistence rules, which she is not qualified for, but since she's Native nobody says boo.

Finally, Sullivan's wife, who is also Native, called her out in an ad for lying about the Sullivan family finances. She attacked him for inheriting stocks from his dead parents. Downright ghoulish, and she mischaracterized the entire thing.

Mary is an ignorant useless scrunt, mostly a Murkowski twin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (gm+z0)

30 17 Alaska is taking another shot at repealing RCV. Two years ago it failed by about 1000 votes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 05:03 PM (/OKHJ)

Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

31 And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.
...
Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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First off, 40% would mostly be straight ticket. Lots of LIVs going in and vote the Dem, especially if they are senile and someone else is filling out the ballot.

But partition is impractical. It has never worked. Not once. People urging "national divorce" are delusional. The left portion would immediately attack the rest, seeking to subvert and undermine it.

We stand or fall as one, and if the GOP actually holds on, you are going to see a massive exodus because a lot of illegals are waiting to see if a Dem congress can deliver for them. But if the House and Senate hold, they will scoot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)

32 Alaska a small state, this will be big news up there

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (AOZtW)

33 Abdulrahim Muhammad El Sayed is a terrorist.

And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.

We can't share a country with people like that.

Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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Partition? Hell, no. The rules made in 1865 still apply today.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

34 This daft twat is a Democrat, so in her defense most of her staff are probably retarded faggots.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (oqH4h)

35 >>They don't want her to win because she dissed kamala harris and would not accept her endorsement.

I don't even know who the guy is but I saw a Kansas Senate Democrat asked if he would like Harris to come campaign for him.

I don't remember exactly what he said but it was something like "Fuck no! Stay away, you will only hurt me.".

I laughed so hard a little might have leaked.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (viF8m)

36 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

This is when you let women in the workplace. It changes the entire dynamic from Get Shit Done, to "Where can I get a mimosa before my yoga session before lunch?"

So shit isn't getting done, and some virago lets loose with words that are kind and gentle compared to when Men did business. I fondly remember occasions of fist fights at the delivery entrance at an office building, then the participants would wipe off the blood and grime and go to lunch together and talk smack about sports—then hit the office that PM with their strategy in alignment.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (a6PrB)

37 I see I'm late with the joke.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)

38 What did Petolta do to get turned on by the liberals?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

39
Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

__________

So having done what they can to drive the rich out, now they're doing what they can to drive the middle class out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (eRlcH)

40 21 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM


They don't want her to win because she dissed kamala harris and would not accept her endorsement.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (I43vL)

I think it may have to do with Mary's illegal use of campaign funds, and her animosity toward Planned Parenthood because they didn't fund her automatically. She's all in on abortion, but she got mad and "nothinged" PP. I expect Nancy Pelosi finds her a liability, not a net gain. Otherwise, I can't imagine why the NYT would print this hit piece.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (gm+z0)

41 "when I was 25, I had a really bad boss. He made me run across an open fucking field of raking machine gun fire to breach a door. So, yeah, life's tough sometimes"
-------

!?

Waves 'False-Equivalent Deflection' flag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (XeU6L)

42 Who in the hell does the pollsters get people to respond?
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (AOZtW)
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It's an info op these days. They try to create a fake wave to push the electorate. The key is to watch what the candidates actually do, not what people claim is the polling.

Harris is coming to Michigan to campaign for El-Sayed. That means he's in deep trouble and needs help keeping his base. She's coming to buff her far left credentials with the DSC types for 28, shoring up her left flank.

That's why El-Sayed won't moderate because he knows he's going to lose, he's just doing this to raise his profile and of course grift more effectively.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (ZOv7s)

43 Funny, these Lefties never mention the "faggots" allegation...

Alaska lib fisherman here: this will help. Sorry to offend but Alaska liberals talk like this in the bush, carry handguns and wear "eat the rich" t-shirts. We aren't like you

"Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." Beats sexual harassment!

These stories about a Democratic politician being a big meanie ring pretty hollow given that the President is the biggest bully in the entire country.

I’m pretty sure this type of smear has been written about every woman candidate ever.

Every Black, Brown or indigenous woman

If her staff is going to leak stuff like this on the eve of the election, then maybe she should have been even meaner to them. And anyone involved in leaking this information to the NYT is blacklisted from Democratic Party politics and campaigns forever.

Al Franken should resign over Mary Peltola’s texts

The FBI literally opened an investigation against Hillary right before people started voting and the news ran with it hard. Big brother was always Republican 

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (5HGTQ)

44 Sayed is only like 5'-nothing, so why would he take his cues from Beto and start crouching on stage to make himself 3'-nothing?

Does he believe the people in the audience are all dogs and he needs to bend down to their level so they won't see him as a threat?

Spaztic, Islamo-communist, retard here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:11 PM (6ydKt)

45 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

Are they?
Posted by: Dalton at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (r7+Q7)

College educated Democrats so, yeah.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:11 PM (uhVAy)

46 32 Alaska a small state, this will be big news up there
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (AOZtW)

Correction: Alaska is a huge state but a small town.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:11 PM (gm+z0)

47 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"
------

Even a stopped clock...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (XeU6L)

48 "Additionally, four former staff members said they directly heard her use the word "faggot" over the years, even about her own staff members, which her campaign has denied. She also used the word "retarded," according to former aides and text messages viewed by the newspaper."

---

Yes, but was she right?

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (3VDCT)

49 you are going to see a massive exodus because a lot of illegals are waiting to see if a Dem congress can deliver for them. But if the House and Senate hold, they will scoot.

I'm trying to imagine the uproar and riots that would occur if somehow this true message made it into a television campaign advert.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (nAS9C)

50 Probably the only honest Democrat in the race. She should actually run on that. "I won't promote any retards and as for faggots, keep that thing away from productive staff."

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 05:12 PM (88C+u)

51 This story made me remember "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO33oUawM8

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (/OKHJ)

52 >hen hit the office that PM with their strategy in alignment.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (a6PrB)

I'm sorry, the handbook clearly states the proper nomenclature is 'synergize the new paradigm'. Please circle back when you completed your attestation of the company handbook. Thank you.

Posted by: Accenture drone at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (GTqXr)

53 I see I'm late with the joke."

Late humor, like revenge, is best served cold.

Or something.

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (pfXMo)

54 >>The FBI literally opened an investigation against Hillary right before people started voting and the news ran with it hard. Big brother was always Republican

Literally

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (viF8m)

55 Abdul was not going to answer the question from the Christian Persian young man wearing a cross.

It's as simple as that. Islam would not allow it and the infidel should die if he left the religion of the rock.

Continued prayers for Persian Christians in Iran. Or any Christians who have to hide their religion.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (hzuYO)

56 41 "when I was 25, I had a really bad boss. He made me run across an open fucking field of raking machine gun fire to breach a door. So, yeah, life's tough sometimes"
-------

!?

Waves 'False-Equivalent Deflection' flag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (XeU6L)


It was his job and his boss's job to do that.
He acts like he wasn't paid for that exact job.

Nobody takes a job so they can be mentally and physically abused by a psychotic boss in the office.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (6ydKt)

57 Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (mP0Kj)

__________

So having done what they can to drive the rich out, now they're doing what they can to drive the middle class out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:09 PM (eRlcH)

They do this every two years or so ever since it was passed the first time. There are groups watching for things that would break Prop 13 with more than religious fervor.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (uhVAy)

58 I laughed so hard a little might have leaked.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (viF8m)
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A lot of these Dem candidate know they won't win. Internal polling and fundraising, volunteers, etc. tell them that. They are really just making some quick money by fleecing the rubes. Talerico is the best at this, and because the media wants to hope against hope, they're going to pretend that it's all real, because a close race boosts ratings.

I find it amazing that so soon after Harris' bogus polls came out, people are treating them as real yet again.

Any conservative who says we need to panic is a grifter. Or stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (ZOv7s)

59 "Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." Beats sexual harassment!
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Forcing staff to commit cricketcide. Brutal.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (rj6Yv)

60 Love how Abdul worries about corporate self interest having a stake in democracy. When the kid tells him about the price paid by his family for having a stake in democracy.

More Malort, please, make it a.double.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (bX16E)

61 Mary Peltola is the Criss Angel of Indian Butter Cookies.

Posted by: Colonel Corn at September 24, 2026 05:15 PM (7Q0e+)

62 Please circle back when you completed your attestation of the company handbook. Thank you.
Posted by: Accenture drone "

Here, catch this stapler...

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:15 PM (pfXMo)

63 That peltola chick

She sounds nice.


Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 05:15 PM (R+X/W)

64 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC

Speaking of faggots and retards, with a little goat fu*king thrown in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (0Htd1)

65 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

That is her constituency described in two words Right There.

There may have been something lost in communication, she was trying to get all her staff to assemble by yelling "All you faggots and retards... get over here." Which is better than trying to remember the staffer's names without accidentally dead-naming more than one.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (nAS9C)

66 https://tinyurl.com/5n8ucayd

More insight into "Nice Mary" Peltola

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (gm+z0)

67 So having done what they can to drive the rich out, now they're doing what they can to drive the middle class out"

So they're making it mandatory?

Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (pfXMo)

68 Alaska lib fisherman here: this will help. Sorry to offend but Alaska liberals talk like this in the bush, carry handguns and wear "eat the rich" t-shirts. We aren't like you

Other than the handguns and working for a living you seem to be just like them, gayngler.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:16 PM (6ydKt)

69 A lot of these Dem candidate know they won't win. Internal polling and fundraising, volunteers, etc. tell them that. They are really just making some quick money by fleecing the rubes. Talerico is the best at this, and because the media wants to hope against hope, they're going to pretend that it's all real, because a close race boosts ratings.

I find it amazing that so soon after Harris' bogus polls came out, people are treating them as real yet again.

Any conservative who says we need to panic is a grifter. Or stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM


I have only seen one real poll reported for the paxton-talerico race and it has them tied. Most of the polls being reported are junk surveys from austin asking registered voters who they will vote for. At this point the only real polls are ones polling likely voters and there are very few legitimate ones.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (I43vL)

70 59 "Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." Beats sexual harassment!
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Forcing staff to commit cricketcide. Brutal.
Posted by: mrp

Meatwad > Meatball the chameleon

Posted by: Callback to last thread at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (5HGTQ)

71 Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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Partition? Hell, no. The rules made in 1865 still apply today.
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

the parasites get driven out, they don't get a leg.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)

72
Pertola has post-pardem depression so she is going to take one staffer at a time into the nursery and strangle them with an exercise band.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 05:17 PM (OkYzo)

73 Does Mary’s Little Faggot have his own Jet Airplane?
Is Mary’s Little Faggot a Millionaire?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Gqar8)

74 Bet she has a
No H8 Here sign out front,

Or is that so old they finally owned up they live on H8?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)

75 My personal favorite is her wishing one of the women at PP die by a botched abortion.

She's a peach.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gm+z0)

76 Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin.

Look I am opposed to premarital sex and its kinda weird to want to bang your family members but in terms of genetics and potential offspring your second cousin is basically a random stranger. If you didn't even know you were related, it wouldn't matter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (nIKjK)

77 "If her staff is going to leak stuff like this on the eve of the election, then maybe she should have been even meaner to them. And anyone involved in leaking this information to the NYT is blacklisted from Democratic Party politics and campaigns forever."
=====

"The crickets will continue to be devoured until morale improves!"

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (rj6Yv)

78 Calif is trying to repeal Prop 13... gonna be interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13
.......

I've got to teach my 95 year old mom how to shoot.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (UjdFS)

79 6 Abdulrahim Muhammad El Sayed is a terrorist.

And he's going to get, AT MINUMUM, 40% of the vote in Michigan.


Well, it is a blue state, and he isn't a male, white Christian, so, a little terrorist support is no biggie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (0Htd1)

80 73 Does Mary’s Little Faggot have his own Jet Airplane?
Is Mary’s Little Faggot a Millionaire?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (Gqar

Maybe got a blister on his thumb.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (gm+z0)

81 Why are so many of these women like this?

Yeah, Reddit, they say it about every Dem female candidate because they're all like this.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (zYpTz)

82 I'm sorry, the handbook clearly states the proper nomenclature is 'synergize the new paradigm'. Please circle back when you completed your attestation of the company handbook. Thank you.
Posted by: Accenture drone at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (GTqXr)


Seriously. We need to triangularize this back into the ideas fridge, and leave the re-tiling the Taj Mahal for another day's approach.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (rbvCR)

83
She married?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (eRlcH)

84 10 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"
Are they?
Posted by: Dalton


It isn't name calling if it's true.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (0Htd1)

85 Look I am opposed to premarital sex and its kinda weird to want to bang your family members but in terms of genetics and potential offspring your second cousin is basically a random stranger. If you didn't even know you were related, it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (nIKjK)

That might mean his second "first cousin" given how the press covers things.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

86 76 Susan Collins' opponent in the Maine Senate race, Troy Jackson, also has a history of abusing staffers. And banging his second cousin.

Look I am opposed to premarital sex and its kinda weird to want to bang your family members but in terms of genetics and potential offspring your second cousin is basically a random stranger. If you didn't even know you were related, it wouldn't matter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (nIKjK)

Yes, but Family Reunions might be a bit awkward.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar8)

87 10 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"
Are they?
Posted by: Dalton

It isn't name calling if it's true.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (0Htd1)

During Pride Month? Or differently abled month?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

88 Mary's ads rage against the "billionaires" in Congress. Envy is an ugly thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (gm+z0)

89 New York Times Reveals that Democrat Senate Candidate Mary Peltola Abuses Staff, Cursing Them and Calling them "F*ggots"

I thought the truth was an absolute defense

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (nIKjK)

90 More Malort, please, make it a.double.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 05:14 PM (bX16E)
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El-Sayed has a brand, and that's what sustains him. Tacking to the center is smart politics but it is toxic to his brand. He will be seen as weak, and his base will desert him.

He rightly understands that he is very likely to lose, and it isn't worth the risk. Michigan has been writhing under Dem rule for 8 long years and there is a long-standing cycle of change here. It goes back forever.

That means whatever Trump effect is out there is up against the normal cycle where people just want new leadership. El-Sayed terrifying Bloomfield Hills isn't going to boost his turnout.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (ZOv7s)

91 "I hope she dies of a botched abortion."
.......

Hmm. I'd say the feeling is mutual, but that would be mean.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (UjdFS)

92 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (JrHfD)

93 This daft twat is a Democrat, so in her defense most of her staff are probably retarded faggots.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (oqH4h)

I read that as registered faggots and thought they have a registry for democrat faggots?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (KWbVO)

94 81 Why are so many of these women like this?

Yeah, Reddit, they say it about every Dem female candidate because they're all like this.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I like how the comment immediately following was about BIPOC women having it worse. Always have to keep that victim hierarchy reinforced!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (5HGTQ)

95 83
She married?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (eRlcH)

Repeatedly.

Her last husband Buzzy Peltola overloaded his plane and crashed it, so she tried to sue the airplane manufacturer, for his error.

She also has been living in his mansion in Anchorage, but apparently just put it up for sale, for $200K more than he paid for it.

I think that was her third marriage but the count could be higher.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (gm+z0)

96 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah



So is her opponent.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 05:22 PM (0U5gm)

97 willowed, again

Posted by: Cow Demon
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You didn't look at the clip did you?
Where have I said America only?
You make much noise and straw men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (+UcOf)

98 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (JrHfD)

You really think that explanation is even remotely related? I'd check if they even died, this is a Democrat and the press we are dealing with.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

99 I'm trying to figure out why she'd keep a chameleon in Alaska.
Seems kinda cruel to a large, cold-blooded, tropical, lizard.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

100 A man called Buzzy, crashing his plane. Bad, even for a Hallmark tearjerker.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (Gqar8)

101 Well, it is a blue state, and he isn't a male, white Christian, so, a little terrorist support is no biggie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2026 05:18 PM (0Htd1)
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A blue state that voted for Trump twice, and the third time was obviously, transparently fake.

It's a swing state and it is swinging to the right. For once the state GOP has decent, boring candidates and it's the Dems who went with a slate of lunatics.

Oh, and I will remind everyone that DoJ published a memo that state officials can be charged with crimes if they do not stop fraud. Benson is the queen of fraud, and October is coming.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZOv7s)

102 Yes, but was she right?

She had to be right. If she didn't hire faggots and retards she would be in violation of the Left's preference for DEI hiring - and they would call her out for recruiting enough faggots and retards.

Damned if you do...

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (nCgQz)

103 ...and she has missed hundreds of votes throughout her time in elected office
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Call me old fashioned, but it seems like that thing by itself should be a disqualifier.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

105 It seems like it doesn't matter how awful candidates are on the left. They still get voted in with an overwhelming majority. Look at Texas, Talacreepo just now leading in all the polls and all the predictive gambling sites. Not sure if that means anything, but it's still a scary thought.
Ugh!!😣

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)

106 98 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:21 PM (JrHfD)

You really think that explanation is even remotely related? I'd check if they even died, this is a Democrat and the press we are dealing with.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

She didn't take a leave of absence, she just didn't show up for many votes. She was the most absentee of any member of Congress. Same when she held state offices.

Said she had to go fishing or some damned thing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (gm+z0)

107 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Rip Van Piper!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (Gqar8)

108 Piper,
Have you been sick?

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (VCgbV)

109 Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)

Try not to get upset by the polls, lin-duh. I think a lot of them are push polls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (JrHfD)

110 I'm trying to figure out why she'd keep a chameleon in Alaska.
Seems kinda cruel to a large, cold-blooded, tropical, lizard.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

Why would you let, much less force your staffer to feed your pet?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

111 Now Mary is running ads with three guys claiming to be Republicans but voting for Mary this year, because....

But having looked these guys up, only one is actually from Alaska, and he was a registered Independent, so that's a lie, too.

She has exactly no shame.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (gm+z0)

112 Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (h5mnP)

113 Talacreepo just now leading in all the polls and all the predictive gambling sites. Not sure if that means anything, but it's still a scary thought.
Ugh!!😣
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)
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The prediction markets are known to be rigged. You bid it up and then cash out before the election to limit your losses. It's basically a campaign donation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)

114 108 Piper,
Have you been sick?
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:25

The flu. I do not recommend this. It has been brutal. I rarely get sick, thank goodness, but this has beat my tail.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

115 Polls - Gloom, Despair, and Agony on Me!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (Gqar8)

116 107 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Rip Van Piper!!
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (Gqar

Wait, were you asleep, or dead?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (gm+z0)

117 Yes, but Family Reunions might be a bit awkward.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:20 PM (Gqar
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Kissing cousins is a Maine tradition. The second-largest city in Maine is Bang 'er, after all.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (rj6Yv)

118 She didn't take a leave of absence, she just didn't show up for many votes. She was the most absentee of any member of Congress. Same when she held state offices.

Said she had to go fishing or some damned thing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (gm+z0)

"fishing". Sure. Carry a bucket into the cloakroom honey.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (uhVAy)

119 Why would you let, much less force your staffer to feed your pet?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)
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Because you're a bully and enjoy bullying people. A huge chunk of people enter politics to be able to bully other people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)

120 116 107 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Rip Van Piper!!
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:25 PM (Gqar

Wait, were you asleep, or dead?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM (gm+z0)

Well, there IS precedence for that.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:28 PM (Gqar8)

121 Now Mary is running ads with three guys claiming to be Republicans but voting for Mary this year, because....

But having looked these guys up, only one is actually from Alaska, and he was a registered Independent, so that's a lie, too.

She has exactly no shame.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (gm+z0)

So she's cheap as well? I'd probably made such a statement for 1000 bucks or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

122 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC
-----

He's on of them in spirit--he's never going to do anything but celebrate them. In a better world, he'd go missing.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (TN0g+)

123 104 Hi everyone! I feel like I have been asleep for 72 hours. Because I pretty much have been.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (ZdaMQ)


You must be absolutely gorgeous after all of that beauty sleep.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

124 "I don't get it. What's wrong with calling them "little bundles of sticks?" Seems kinda cute and endearing, that she cares about them."

/s/ media spin, because they know their readers want to be lied to.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (3cUTc)

125 She explodes at her staffers and calls them "faggots" and "retards"

Are they?
Posted by: Dalton at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (r7+Q7)

Smart money would not bet against that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (dPOOv)

126 Harris is going to help the winner. SayEd was a total power move. All but the “fuck you”. I am convinced that they wanted Trump to win and Harris knew that going in. She agreed only if she is the ‘28 nominee and The Cheat is on.
Anyways, windy as all out, some flooding and no rain.

Posted by: Accomack at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (GbONR)

127 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed refused to condemn the IRGC
-----

He's on of them in spirit--he's never going to do anything but celebrate them. In a better world, he'd go missing.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (TN0g+)

What flavor of Muslim is Sayed. It isn't like they all love each other over there. The IGRC even shot a missile at Mecca the other day.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)

128 He's on of them in spirit--he's never going to do anything but celebrate them. In a better world, he'd go missing.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 05:29 PM (TN0g+)
=====

His sidekick sez the US deserved 9/11.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (rj6Yv)

129 I've been forced to work with faggots and retards. Believe me, it's no picnic!

Posted by: Above The Fray at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (Fn+3X)

130 Talacreepo just now leading in all the polls and all the predictive gambling sites. Not sure if that means anything, but it's still a scary thought.
Ugh!!😣
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:24 PM (VCgbV)
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The prediction markets are known to be rigged. You bid it up and then cash out before the election to limit your losses. It's basically a campaign donation.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:27 PM


Prediction markets were actually paying out on a hillary win two weeks before the election in 2016, just sayin.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL)

131 >>Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Have you seen the Democrat Party recently? The only other choices were deep sea creatures and space aliens.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)

132 I am sorry about her husband and her mother dying, which sounds very hard but she should have taken a leave of absence from the Senate and not taken out her anger and grief on her staff.

Having experienced a nearly comical degree of tragedy and death in my life in the past 10 years, I can definitely attest that it can make you emotionally unstable and testy. Unwilling to tolerate who I'd put up with in the past, etc.

But yes, you take time off, you don't take it out on fellow workers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (nIKjK)

133 Harris is going to help the winner. SayEd was a total power move. All but the “fuck you”. I am convinced that they wanted Trump to win and Harris knew that going in. She agreed only if she is the ‘28 nominee and The Cheat is on.
Anyways, windy as all out, some flooding and no rain.
Posted by: Accomack at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (GbONR)

Like they would honor any such deal. LOOOOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

134 Why would you let, much less force your staffer to feed your pet?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

Power play?

Could be she's scared of touching her own pet.
It is a big ugly lizard, after all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

135 I'm graduating in one more term
Because I haven't any time to burn
Repeating taste of high-heeled shoe
An eel is waiting under the train
Being chased around
By the neighbor's cat
Well, it's so lonely in the state of Maine

Posted by: Cagey Cretins at September 24, 2026 05:32 PM (SAHhM)

136 Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy

Granted the press is completely unreliable, but I don't need to check, as I don't live in Alaska
My Republican Rep to Congress
missed months of votes which he never explained but then said he was was dealing with mental health issues.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:32 PM (JrHfD)

137 The second-largest city in Maine is Bang 'er, after all.

In my defense regarding your daughter, sir, the city ordered me to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (nIKjK)

138 >>Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Have you seen the Democrat Party recently? The only other choices were deep sea creatures and space aliens.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)

The Deep Ones are pretty rock ribbed Republicans. Watch the returns from Innsmouth, we are taking that area back!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

139 Had to put jeans on for the first time since May, today.

Never got above 73, overcast and occasionally rain and wind.

It'll warm back up a few more times before Halloween, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

140 @zerohedge
·
2h
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (+UcOf)

141 138 >>Forget whether it's PC or not. Why is she hiring so many faggots and retards?

Have you seen the Democrat Party recently? The only other choices were deep sea creatures and space aliens.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)

The Deep Ones are pretty rock ribbed Republicans. Watch the returns from Innsmouth, we are taking that area back!
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

All you have to do is look at one, to know a Democrat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar8)

142 What flavor of Muslim is Sayed. It isn't like they all love each other over there. The IGRC even shot a missile at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)
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I assume he is Sunni, but in the US the distinction isn't as important, it's sort of an United Islamic Front that will fight over the carcass of the country after they get it.

And I don't know where people think he's going to win. The polls are a joke. This guy got the nom because to liberal women split the normie vote. Why would independents vote for him? He's promising socialist revolution!

Do people think Nessel's "Jews should just accept we're all going to be gassed, but Trump is worse" doesn't make sense in a state Trump carried convincingly. And bringing in Harris is a desperation move to save the down-ballot races.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)

143 "Faggot" and "retarded" I can accept -- but feeding crickets to Meatball??? THIS SHALL NOT STAND!

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)

144 For a hundred years the Princess slept, long, long, ago...

Posted by: Groggy My Own Self at September 24, 2026 05:35 PM (Fn+3X)

145 Sen. Gallego actually said something reasonable. Wow.

Posted by: Harun at September 24, 2026 05:36 PM (IuIym)

146 I am shocked that the NY Times went after a Democrat
--
Recall their "hit" piece on Platner?

Which was just a clumsy "catch and kill" attempt?

Imagine how much more they are hiding on her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 05:36 PM (3cUTc)

147 140 @zerohedge
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2h
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (+UcOf)


I can't see how anybody could write an entire book about racist white paint unless ChatGPT and Jason Arday were involved somehow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

148 If the NYT is printing this story it's because someone much more inimical was about to break it, probably with even worse stuff, because the Times would do anything to help Demoncrats, especially including front-running a bad news dump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (ntjRb)

149 The NY Slimes took a big shit on a Democrap senate candidate at a time when they are desperately jerking themselves off over taking the Senate?

No way. I assume this is a coordinated op to get all this damaging info out there now, in the best possible spin, before it inevitably drops. Then the abusive twatette can claim it’s all old news.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (RDoCE)

150 147 140 @zerohedge
·
2h
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (+UcOf)


I can't see how anybody could write an entire book about racist white paint unless ChatGPT and Jason Arday were involved somehow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

The Plan - outlaw the color Orange!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)

151 Do people think Nessel's "Jews should just accept we're all going to be gassed, but Trump is worse" doesn't make sense in a state Trump carried convincingly. And bringing in Harris is a desperation move to save the down-ballot races.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)
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Nessel and Harris are like gin and tonic.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)

152 142 What flavor of Muslim is Sayed. It isn't like they all love each other over there. The IGRC even shot a missile at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)
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I assume he is Sunni, but in the US the distinction isn't as important, it's sort of an United Islamic Front that will fight over the carcass of the country after they get it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:34 PM (ZOv7s)


He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

153 If the NYT is printing this story it's because someone much more inimical was about to break it, probably with even worse stuff, because the Times would do anything to help Demoncrats, especially including front-running a bad news dump.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (ntjRb)
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That was my take give upthread. Some other source would break it and at the same time say NYT knew about the anti-gay language which would expose them to a backlash for not protecting the queers.

And so close to Pride Month!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

154 An assist rom the NYTimes?

Just checked outside-- the sun is still setting in the West.

On the other hand, a lot of Nimoy lookalikes are wandering around with short goatees.

I guess we're in the Liminal Space between our world-cone and some jive-ass worldcone.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

155 The NY Slimes took a big shit on a Democrap senate candidate at a time when they are desperately jerking themselves off over taking the Senate?

No way. I assume this is a coordinated op to get all this damaging info out there now, in the best possible spin, before it inevitably drops. Then the abusive twatette can claim it’s all old news.
Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (RDoCE)

More likely its a message about not following the party line and insulting Planned Parenthood. No real cost as she's likely to lose in AK.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

156 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8)

157 An assist rom the NYTimes?

Just checked outside-- the sun is still setting in the West.

On the other hand, a lot of Nimoy lookalikes are wandering around with short goatees.

I guess we're in the Liminal Space between our world-cone and some jive-ass worldcone.
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

I do suddenly have an 'Agonizer' somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:40 PM (uhVAy)

158 Hell, given Peltola's choice words for Planned Parenthood, she'd get my vote over a shitweasel like Murkowski.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (pE12i)

159 He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)
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Make sense. Anyway, he's not actually trying to win, because if he was, he would be tacking to the center, and today's clip shows that. He could very easily have tried to thread that needle: "The reports aren't clear, but if that was the case, than I condemn it completely!"

But he could not risk blowing up his permanent gig.

Detroit, Flint, etc. will NOT turn out for this guy. Bank on it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

160 156 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar

When they're not banging little boys and goats, sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)

161 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM


Pretty sure it's these guys....

(Gqarhttps://tinyurl.com/yv4uncjz

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2026 05:41 PM (3Ope8)

162
I hope this horrible person is stopped. She's been climbing in politics since the age of 25 and she's obviously got her eye on the top. I'm guessing the Times wants her flushed out before she reaches the Senate and starts causing major embarrassment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (mmrXZ)

163 He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

So Egypt, they have little love for the IGRC due to having to deal with Gazans too. So he's American-pretend Muslim anti Jew in outlook.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)

164 Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

I think that the Democrats should gather gallons of white paint and have a struggle session on the floors of Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (JrHfD)

165 "Honestly, I already like her more than Murkowski."
________________

Exactly. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (pE12i)

166 Saudi prince, Abdel Mohsen Bin Walid Bin Abdulaziz and four others were detained by airport security, nabbed in Beirut with 2 tons of drugs
Lebanon makes record drug bust at Beirut airport; authorities bag 40 suitcases filled with Captagon, cocaine
_TimesofIsrael


---Captagon is a type of amphetamine that is often misused as a recreational drug. It is known for its stimulant effects and is commonly associated with drug trafficking issues in the Middle East

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:43 PM (+UcOf)

167 Shi’ites are the ones that bang their heads with boards, yes?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar
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They cut their heads to commemorate their defeat in the struggle for the Caliphate. Shi'a is more clerical, with ranks and orders, very hierarchical (probably Christian in origin) as opposed to Sunni.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

168 When I'm feeling optimistic, I have a gut feeling that none of these "toss-up" races are actually close, and that anywhere its possible that a MAGA-friendly candidate will win in November, he (or she) will indeed win. That the "we're still a divided country" narrative is nothing but a psyop, and that Trump-mania continues to triumph.

When I'm feeling pessimistic, I'm still reminded that although this might all be true, the Democrats' Cheat-Machine is still operative and has not been dismantled, so they could steal enough races to take back congress.

Gotta keep poppin' happy-pills til election day.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

169 Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

I think that the Democrats should gather gallons of white paint and have a struggle session on the floors of Congress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (JrHfD)

Time to cut the Fifth Column University Complex cancer out entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy)

170 He's Egyptian so probably Sunni.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

All comes down to the color of the goats they fuck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (dPOOv)

171
Exactly. Beat me to it.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick


You should probably use a sock when making a statement like that.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (/TiS1)

172 When they're not banging little boys and goats, sure.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Hey! Banging little girls is fun, too! Or a bunch of hung black strangers in the desert at night...

Posted by: False Prophet Muhammed, who had sex with his favorite wife when she was 9 at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (5HGTQ)

173 Dear Eric Daugherty:

You do good work and I usually agree with you. But STOP THE FUCKING ALL-CAP ATTENTION-WHORING BULLSHIT.

Thank you,

The Blade

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (RDoCE)

174
Another thing about climbers like Peltola, the way they lose at a lower office so they run for a higher office. That doesn't happen in the world where I work and earn a wage.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (mmrXZ)

175 When I'm feeling pessimistic, I'm still reminded that although this might all be true, the Democrats' Cheat-Machine is still operative and has not been dismantled, so they could steal enough races to take back congress.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)
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The machine has been badly damaged. The courts have ruled that losing candidates have standing to sue over the result. That was not the case before.

These are federal offices, federal jurisdiction and DoJ will have boots on the ground in key locations. The cost of doing fraud is now much higher than it was, and state election officials will be powerless here. Indeed, as DoJ has repeatedly stated, than can be prosecuted for permitting fraud.

Very different landscape.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

176 When I'm feeling pessimistic, I'm still reminded that although this might all be true, the Democrats' Cheat-Machine is still operative and has not been dismantled, so they could steal enough races to take back congress.

Gotta keep poppin' happy-pills til election day.
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

Trump hasn't been doing his huge rallies and he even likes doing them, I suspect he feels he has the situation well in hand.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy)

177 So Egypt, they have little love for the IGRC due to having to deal with Gazans too. So he's American-pretend Muslim anti Jew in outlook.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:42 PM (uhVAy)

He's protecting his flank in Dearborn from the radicals there who don't care much who is doing it as long as infidels & Jews are getting what's due them.

Madmani, on the other hand, is a Shi'a, so this year has not been good for him either.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)

178 So both Piper and The Blade returned from the Dead?

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd..... at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (Fn+3X)

179 >>Make sense. Anyway, he's not actually trying to win, because if he was, he would be tacking to the center, and today's clip shows that. He could very easily have tried to thread that needle: "The reports aren't clear, but if that was the case, than I condemn it completely!"

You know your state better than but I honestly don't think he could.

After being projected win his primary he won by 1 point over that clown woman who sounded like Chris Farley when he was trying to sound like a maniac. His votes came almost entirely from muslims and college towns. They demand he be radical. I don't think they would tolerate tacking right even if it made political sense.

Unless Rogers steps on his crank I've always thought he should win pretty easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (viF8m)

180
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25m
Macron says France is sending troops and air defense systems to Saudi Arabia to reinforce protection around the kingdom’s key Yanbu oil export facilities amid Houthi attacks
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Thought they would ask India. Guess winter freeze predictions motivated Macron.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (+UcOf)

181 Hey! Banging little girls is fun, too! Or a bunch of hung black strangers in the desert at night...

Posted by: False Prophet Muhammed, who had sex with his favorite wife when she was 9 at September 24, 2026 05:45 PM (5HGTQ)

They've changes somewhat since ol' Mo.

"Girls are for babies, boys are for fun."

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

182 Madmani, on the other hand, is a Shi'a, so this year has not been good for him either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:46 PM (6ydKt)

With him, the main issue is he actually is expected to be a Mayor.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (uhVAy)

183 Oh, and I'm also wondering what would happen if the Post Office just went ahead and stuck bar codes on ballots anyway. They barcode everything now. You can see your mail before it arrives. You think they can't put trackers on ballots? I mean they even have their own cops.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)

184
You must be absolutely gorgeous after all of that beauty sleep.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24

Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

185 Dems really can't lose Maine. Collins does just.as much for them or more than any of their own candidates could.
I don't know what is wrong with Maine Republicans, they're idiots.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (sl73Y)

186 So what if your second cousin is really hot? How far down the cousin tree can you before it’s acceptable?

Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2026 05:49 PM (sMR9H)

187
I see I'm late with the joke."

Late humor, like revenge, is best served cold.

Or something.
Posted by: man at September 24, 2026 05:13 PM (pfXMo)




Horde SOP is to say something funny, and then beat that joke like a rented mule.

But Teh Ewok really IS a furry midget extraterrestrial. And Scandis are dirty snowbillies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

188 Thought they would ask India. Guess winter freeze predictions motivated Macron.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (+UcOf)


He's watching the price of diesel keep going up because of Hormuz and Ukraine attacking Russian refineries.

Then he's calculating that, if things keep getting worse, Trump might ban the export of diesel in the U.S. to stabilize prices here while Macron watches prices double in France.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)

189 AES supporting the IRGC is interesting because he is a Sunni Egyptian...supporting a Shiite Persian regime.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 05:50 PM (sKqQm)

190
Columbia Professor Wins Award For Book On 'White Paint' Being Racist

___________

People like this are luxury items when the Great Burning comes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (eRlcH)

191 In a SHOCKING incident,


The problem with the start of that post is, it isn't SHOCKING at all. In fact, I kind of expect it now. The shocking part is if he loses the election. VA AG threaten to murder the families of his political opponents. Still won.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (sAmhv)

192 Israel’s UN ambassador offers the Starlink device to Iran’s representative…[to allow their citizens access]

https://tinyurl.com/ythpxbz4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (+UcOf)

193 I like this gal.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 05:51 PM (KGj36)

194 Piper,
Ugh, the flu is no fun! It's been since before covid since I got the flue but I was out for a good week. Covid killed me for 2 weeks.
I hope you're all better soon! 😍

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (9AdGW)

195 25m
Macron says France is sending troops and air defense systems to Saudi Arabia to reinforce protection around the kingdom’s key Yanbu oil export facilities amid Houthi attacks
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Thought they would ask India. Guess winter freeze predictions motivated Macron.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:47 PM (+UcOf)
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France has a history of protecting Saudi holy places against Iranian terrorists.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (rj6Yv)

196 >>> 186 So what if your second cousin is really hot? How far down the cousin tree can you before it’s acceptable?
Posted by: JROD at September 24, 2026 05:49 PM (sMR9H)

First cousin is the Danger Will Robinson Zone; don't get any closer than that. Although people will probably look at you funny if you schtupp your second cousin.

.... why do you ask?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (+fdRY)

197
Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

__________

Also to ask where his dinner is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (eRlcH)

198 Repeatedly.

Her last husband Buzzy Peltola overloaded his plane and crashed it, so she tried to sue the airplane manufacturer, for his error.

She also has been living in his mansion in Anchorage, but apparently just put it up for sale, for $200K more than he paid for it.

I think that was her third marriage but the count could be higher.
Posted by: tcn in AK


I will never understand how crazy abusive bitches like this can manage to entice multiple men to marry them (for a while at least).

In fact it makes me kind of bitter if I let myself think about it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (vJrRc)

199 I worked for a guy who married his first cousin (legal in NY). They had an agreement not to have biological kids and adopted a boy. They were very happy together.

Posted by: Tales From Arthur Avenue at September 24, 2026 05:54 PM (Fn+3X)

200 First cousin, you had a grandparent in common.
2nd cousin, you had a great-grandparent in common.
Not real close.
I'm not sure I could even name one of my 2nd cousins.

Posted by: MkY at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (q6tQZ)

201 94 Piper,
Ugh, the flu is no fun! It's been since before covid since I got the flue but I was out for a good week. Covid killed me for 2 weeks.
I hope you're all better soon! 😍
Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (9AdGW

Thank you. It’s been creative covering the studio, but man did my staff step up. I owe them.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 You do good work and I usually agree with you. But STOP THE FUCKING ALL-CAP ATTENTION-WHORING BULLSHIT.
-----------
This is so self-referential, I think that spacetime bent.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (amcLV)

203 >>> 197
Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

__________

Also to ask where his dinner is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (eRlcH)

Isn't Mr Piper an Italican? Can't he fix up some pasta dish for himself???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (+fdRY)

204 VA AG threaten to murder the families of his political opponents. Still won.

And the governor candidate that said she hated the people off the state won.

I think there is room to question the validity of these elections, one has to question what, exactly would disqualify a candidate to the Democrats.

I knjow, Democrats say that about MAGA voters (accused of rape, found liable for sexual assault 46 charges etc) but all of those are at best questionable. A guy straight up saying -- repeatedly eve when given a chance to dial it back -- that he wants to kill an entire family for disagreeing with him politically is not disqualifying??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (nIKjK)

205 You do good work and I usually agree with you. But STOP THE FUCKING ALL-CAP ATTENTION-WHORING BULLSHIT.

Where is Ben Roethlisberger when you need him? Or wait, is that him? My brain hurts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:57 PM (nIKjK)

206 Repeatedly.

Her last husband Buzzy Peltola overloaded his plane and crashed it, so she tried to sue the airplane manufacturer, for his error.

She also has been living in his mansion in Anchorage, but apparently just put it up for sale, for $200K more than he paid for it.

I think that was her third marriage but the count could be higher.
Posted by: tcn in AK

I will never understand how crazy abusive bitches like this can manage to entice multiple men to marry them (for a while at least).

In fact it makes me kind of bitter if I let myself think about it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (vJrRc)


Hmmm.

She's a Chik-Fil-A 4 at best.

I gotta assume that screws like a rabid weasel on meth.

Other than that, I got nuthin'

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 05:58 PM (YSUhf)

207 I worked for a guy who married his first cousin (legal in NY). They had an agreement not to have biological kids and adopted a boy

The odds of problematic birth with cousins is actually pretty low unless you make a tradition of it like the Habsburgs. I certainly had some gorgeous cousins I wouldn't have minded kissing. Never did, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (nIKjK)

208 He can't denounce the IRGC and pretends he's being asked about regime change. What a tool.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (lCppi)

209 Finally settled down for evening

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

210 Chicken fajita soup was a success.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:00 PM (uipH1)

211 Nood Butler

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:01 PM (vJrRc)

212 =======

France has a history of protecting Saudi holy places against Iranian terrorists.

Posted by: mrp
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Yanbu oil, the holy of holies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:03 PM (+UcOf)

213 I worked for a guy who married his first cousin (legal in NY). They had an agreement not to have biological kids and adopted a boy

The odds of problematic birth with cousins is actually pretty low unless you make a tradition of it like the Habsburgs. I certainly had some gorgeous cousins I wouldn't have minded kissing. Never did, though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 05:59 PM (nIKjK)

or Queen Vicky's family and the Hemophilia.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

214 I feel bad for that Persian student. Sayed basically told him to go f***k off and a bunch of the students applauded.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (9ZFZd)

215 Partition.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (N1DT3)
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Partition? Hell, no. The rules made in 1865 still apply today.
Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM


The communists get to keep their part of America, all six feet of it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (4NO2D)

216 Sen Gallego compares being a Marine in a war to being a boss in a Congressional office?
I guess he expects staff to die at his command, or just attack and kill his enemies?
His comment needs some follow up.

Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 24, 2026 08:29 PM (tKtie)

Dozens of Muslim Delegates Walk Out as Netanyahu Addresses UN

The BBC. Note the spin.

Dozens of United Nations delegates walked out of the hall Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was due to deliver a speech in.

Addressing the UN's General Assembly in New York, Netanyahu described those walking out as "moral cowards". Those who remained and felt similarly should leave, he said.

...

The war was triggered by the Hamas-led attack on southern Israel on 7 October 2023, in which about 1,200 people were killed and 251 others were taken hostage.

Israel responded by launching a military campaign in Gaza, during which more than 73,920 people have been killed, according to the territory's health ministry.


They say "according to the territory's health ministry" to avoid saying "according to the Hamas health ministry."

Netanyahu said that many of those walking out are liars -- behind the scenes, they applaud Israel's attack on Iranian nukes.

"You want to hear the ultimate irony? In defending itself, Israel is also defending many of the countries whose delegates just left this hall. In fact...many of their leaders even thank us privately for taking out Iran's nukes! It's hard to imagine more mind-blowing hypocrisy."


Netanyahu roasted the Communist Jihadi Theater Kid Zorhan Mamdani, who had previously promised to arrest him if he set foot in NYC:

Mamdani has FAILED to block Netayahu from NYC

"Mr. Mamdani, you tried to STOP ME from coming here. You tried to silence me. Well, you CAN'T silence me! You can't silence the truth!" *Applause*

"Mr. Mamdani...it's no wonder, you praise criminals convicted of supporting Hamas, you count as friends people like Hasan Piker who said America deserve 9/11!"

"And here's the simple truth -- Israel didn't commit genoc*de. Israel prevented genoc*de! That's what Mamdani's Hamas buddies would've done to us had we not stopped them. They would've k*lled every last one of us."

This comes after Mamdani CAVED on his arrest warrant push for Netanyahu.

Mamdani never had any authority WHATSOEVER to block any foreign leader from New York City, NOR to arrest them. That authority rests entirely with President Trump and Marco Rubio

Which Marco DID do by blocking the "Palestinian" delegation

LOL.

He roasted the UK and France for accusing Israel of "colonialism."

"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

He noted the op launched by unnamed countries:

He reminded terrorists that Israel is in their pagers:

Maybe this is viral marketing for a new documentary explores Israel's "Grim Beeper" operation. It's called, humorously, "Paging Hezballah."

It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM




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1 first ish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (CWTWj)

2 rnik6ermikr6

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

3 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (iulL+)

4
I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

5 i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

6 First?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (t/Q8n)

7
>>Mamdani has FAILED to block Netayahu from NYC

===============

Heh. I wonder how he'll dimple his way out of that one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (mmrXZ)

8 I love that he pulled out a pager and taunted them with it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (mkw2N)

9
Walk to the airport assholes. Get out of our country.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (/QHx4)

10 F' the UN... Out of the US ...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:41 PM (+gK6I)

11 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

========

Arabs did it first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

12 F Ham ass

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (y2Cpc)

13 OH NO!

... anyway.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (N1DT3)

14 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

========

There's always room for Jello.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (I7axw)

15 Embalm Pilot

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

16 The lies are getting deep. But it will get worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (iulL+)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

18 BASED Netanyahu is the best Netanyahu.

We need more people like him and Milei, willing to tell the truth bluntly.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

19 old and busted: canaan will be free

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

20 Good, they are just showing everyone who the real enemy is. Sadly the un won't take that lesson to heart and do something about the terrorist supporting countries.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 03:45 PM (I43vL)

21 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

This is obviously a plot by Big Step, in an op to force everyone on the planet to buy a pedometer.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (t/Q8n)

22 Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

OH COME ON, let's not bicker about who killed and enslaved entire races of people across 3 continents....

IT'S THE JEWS FAULT!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

23 From the river to the sea
Palestine will never be

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (/5hFq)

24 >>>genoc*de

Why? Do people censor the word themselves because they know that X won't allow it? What stops them from just saying genocide?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (8mulE)

25 Hopefully they left for good

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

26 South Park could do a segment on the Grim Beepers.
They did the "we don't want to speculate on who did these murders .... aaaand ... it's a Muslim." bit, so Grim Beepers would be a follow up? Muslim terrorism redux?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (vbXSk)

27
22 Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

OH COME ON, let's not bicker about who killed and enslaved entire races of people across 3 continents....

IT'S THE JEWS FAULT!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

=======

Also, you are personally responsible for the enslavement of black slaves in America, the only place in the world where enslavement happened ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (I7axw)

28 It’s FAT BEAR WEEK!

And

SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

You’re welcome, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (SIPhV)

29
Loser societies protesting a successful one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (eRlcH)

30 21 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

The Saudis too ? After they asked Israel for help against the Houthis ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

31 This is obviously a plot by Big Step, in an op to force everyone on the planet to buy a pedometer.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (t/Q8n)

Jokes on them. My pocket eavesdrop device counts my steps too!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (N1DT3)

32 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (08p1u)

33 He roasted the UK and France for accusing Israel of "colonialism."

Jews have lived in Israel since before recorded history. Muslims showed up 3000 years later and colonized it.

Meanwhile in the UK and France, Muslims showed up 30 years ago and will have fully colonized them in another generation or two

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

34 >>>Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

The next step is to get everyone to walk out at once, then shutter the place.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (CwhoI)

35 29
Loser societies protesting a successful one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (eRlcH)

=========

All of geopolitics since the end of WWII in one pithy sentence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (I7axw)

36 rnik6ermikr6

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)



This is a breastfeeding thing, isn't it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (ccf/V)

37 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

========

There's always room for Jello.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM



and rape.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (4NO2D)

38 Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)

Pretty sure they’d argue Alexander the Great beat then to colonialism, and they’d be right, but even he wasn’t first, just the most well known.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

39 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

========

Arabs did it first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (I7axw)
_________

The reality is that everything supposedly malicious and evil about Europe and the whites was earlier done on mass scale by non-whites.

Slavery? Existed since caveman times.

Colonialism? Mongols, Arabs, and to a lesser extent Asians were doing this long before Europe got into the act.

Raiding, raping, and pillaging? Invented long before recorded history.

Europeans were just better at most of these things than other races and cultures. And slavery almost doesn't count because whites were merely the last cog in the chain of the slave industry.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

40 Bibi should have shouted at their backs, "Don't worry guys, if we need you, we'll page you."

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (sAnBa)

41

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

42 Shame Bibi can't come speak there every day for a year, and any votes are taken after he is done talking

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (Ia/+0)

43 Also, you are personally responsible for the enslavement of black slaves in America, the only place in the world where enslavement happened ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (I7axw)

Sadly, an entire generation of schoolchildren believe that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (N1DT3)

44 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (t/Q8n)

The German delegation were too busy watching scat porn to notice what was going on.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (08p1u)

45
The Saudis too ? After they asked Israel for help against the Houthis ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

___________

The Saudis permitted Israel to do something for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (eRlcH)

46
Madge is disturbed by the amount of conspiracy theory I'm soaking in.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (Y8DZL)

47 Muslims showed up 3000 years later and colonized it.

Maths. How do it work?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)

48 From Did Sonny Hostin Lie:

I just went to a town meeting to try to stabilize rent for mobile homes and the amount of people using their keywords like socialism and communism but never actually making a point was a shock to me. One guy even threatened the select board with a lawsuit calling them thieves through taxation. I dont live in a wealthy town, and the price of housing has more than doubled in the last five years.

Anyway, the rent stabilization ordinance was shot down.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)


"It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible." -- Millennial Woes, Twitter/X, February 22, 2025

Those silly Redditards! Words mean things. Rent control is socialism, and socialism is slavery, which is bad. Therefore, rent control is bad. QED

But for non-leftists, who don't pretend to not understand, just saying "Socialism!" is, in fact, enough.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (ke3zm)

49 Arabs did it first.

Everywhere Islam expanded it did it by the sword.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

50 So, I think this bacon tomatillo chili is gonna work - ended up using 4 cans of beans (2 pinto and 2 black) with the 1lb of bacon b/c I wanted it even (so if anyone else makes it for a lower group, maybe 1/4lb bacon with 1 can of beans...and b/c the last chili upset my digestive system on my new meds, I left out jalapenos, fresh green chilis, and any major heat, sticking to just ancho chili powder (I thought ancho would be nice with bacon), regular chili powder, cumin, coriander, salt, black pepper (more than usual), and garlic. I've had beans since and they were okay, so tonight is the test to see if beer with beans is okay (b/c beer is in the chili) - didn't want to have jalapenos or anything hotter in the chili when I'm testing for the beer. Spouse knows he's got a hot sauce bottle if he needs it. Kept 1/2 the crispy bacon for topping (and tossed the rest in with a dying Aldi's bag of their real bacon bacon bits)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (tOcjL)

51 Loser societies protesting a successful one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (eRlcH)

=========

All of geopolitics since the end of WWII in one pithy sentence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (I7axw)

Spot on.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (N1DT3)

52 It’s FAT BEAR WEEK

Noooooooo!

Posted by: Andrei Kuzmenko at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (iulL+)

53 49 Arabs did it first.

Everywhere Islam expanded it did it by the sword.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

========

False.

Britain, France, Germany, and the Netherlands gave up without a fight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (I7axw)

54 Colonialism goes hand in hand with Empires, and they have been around for many thousands of years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

55 Colonialism goes hand in hand with Empires, and they have been around for many thousands of years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)



STOLEN LAND!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

56 One guy even threatened the select board with a lawsuit calling them thieves through taxation.

Most people would agree that if pulled a gun on you and demanded half your paycheck that it was robbery.

If instead I hire people, call them tax collectors, and give them guns to go take half your paycheck how is this different?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

57 The Saudis too ? After they asked Israel for help against the Houthis ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

___________

The Saudis permitted Israel to do something for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM (eRlcH)
___________

Almost all the Muslim countries at least turned a blind eye to our attacks on Iran and its proxies. We were flying well into Muslim airspace to attack Iran, and the response was basically "hey, our radar is down, that's odd."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

58 There are swarms of mohammedans all over the place, throwing out smears via bots, and blaming the Jews for everything. There is a lot of money being thrown around.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (0U5gm)

59 Screw them and their camel.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (iE9pX)

60 Catalpas, you need Catalpa trees and Sycamore trees.
Those are the trees to plant.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (+UcOf)

61
It seems Mamdani's supporters aren't too happy with this.

Nerdeen Kiswani
@NerdeenKiswani
·
1h

This is the exact opposite of what Mamdani ran on.

He promised to arrest Netanyahu. Now Netanyahu is escorted to the UN by his NYPD while that same NYPD arrests people protesting him, including politicians endorsed by Mamdani.

And we’re supposed to treat their arrests as resistance without asking the obvious question: why is Mamdani’s NYPD arresting them in the first place? What are they doing to hold him accountable for that publicly?

Mamdani chose to keep Jessica Tisch. If his administration opposes these arrests, he has power over NYPD policy and leadership. Demand that he use it.

Instead, people keep peddling this fiction that Mamdani is powerless and his hands are tied. If his own supporters preemptively excuse him from using the powers he does have, what incentive is there to fight to fulfill the promise they elected him on?

[there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)

62 Arabs did it first.

Everywhere Islam expanded *PRIOR TO THE 21st Century* it did it by the sword.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

========

False.

Britain, France, Germany, and the Netherlands gave up without a fight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (I7axw)

Happy now!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

63 I dont live in a wealthy town, and the price of housing has more than doubled in the last five years.

4 years of ~25% Bidenflation led to a 100% increase in house prices AND taxes and people are surprised that means rent goes up?

Sorry but when you voted for Bidenomics you voted for your rent to increase. You got exactly what you voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)

64 57 Almost all the Muslim countries at least turned a blind eye to our attacks on Iran and its proxies. We were flying well into Muslim airspace to attack Iran, and the response was basically "hey, our radar is down, that's odd."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Diplomacy is all theater.

Muslims walking out of Bibi's speech is theater, and the only question is who is the audience?

It's not us.

It's related to domestic politics in their own countries, all while the nations continue to strengthen diplomatic and military ties with Israel behind the scenes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (I7axw)

65 >>"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?
Among others, people in Britain and France.

>>For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept -- their colonies stretched across the entire world.

>>Colonialism? Please, give us a break!"

Needs a Batman *Kapow*

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (viF8m)

66 Most people would agree that if pulled a gun on you and demanded half your paycheck that it was robbery.

If instead I hire people, call them tax collectors, and give them guns to go take half your paycheck how is this different?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (sKqQm)

"Because government is just a word for the things we chose to do together!"

"I didn't choose for them to take my money"

"WE CHOSE FOR YOU"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (N1DT3)

67 61 This is the exact opposite of what Mamdani ran on.

He promised to arrest Netanyahu. Now Netanyahu is escorted to the UN by his NYPD while that same NYPD arrests people protesting him, including politicians endorsed by Mamdani.


Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)

========

They should storm on the mayoral mansion and exact revolutionary justice on the counter-revolutionary who allowed these things to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (I7axw)

68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.

If they had no connection to Africa, India, or Pakistan they'd be in a much better place right now

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

69 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)
______

It's almost like The Blade was right from the beginning, that this guy is a preening gay clown who won't do anything more than love to hear himself talk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

70 62
Happy now!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

=======

NEVER!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (I7axw)

71 He said, you terrorists still hold 40 prisoners. Give them to us and the war will end today and you will live. Do not give us the prisoners;
'we will hunt you down'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (+UcOf)

72 Western Leftists: "Colonialism is an evil practice where invaders take over places from the pre-existing people."

Also Western Leftists: "The Jews are evil colonizers displacing the peaceful Muslims."

Historical literate normal people: "Islam started around 622 AD, so you believe there were no Jews, Christians, Zoroastrians, Yazidis, etc. in the region prior to that time? You are retarded!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (HlyYF)

73 Anyway, the rent stabilization ordinance was shot down.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

"It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible." -- Millennial Woes, Twitter/X, February 22, 2025

Those silly Redditards! Words mean things. Rent control is socialism, and socialism is slavery, which is bad. Therefore, rent control is bad. QED

But for non-leftists, who don't pretend to not understand, just saying "Socialism!" is, in fact, enough.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 03:49 PM


The only time anything like rent control or wage and price freezes should be implemented is during a no $hit national crisis like WWII. Anytime else is just angry people bitching because they made bad choices and are angry at the man because has has more money than they do.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (I43vL)

74 There are swarms of mohammedans all over the place, throwing out smears via bots, and blaming the Jews for everything. There is a lot of money being thrown around.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 03:51 PM (0U5gm)

I'm sitting here all the time saying it's all TEH JOOOS!!!! fault and I'm not getting a single dime.

Where's my check!?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:55 PM (N1DT3)

75
"Because government is just a word for the things we chose to do together!"


Occasionally I'll respond to this with something along the lines of, "oh like deporting illegals right?"

The responses near fail to amuse

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

76 RUSSIAN olive trees were introduced to the flyover states during the "dust bowl" era. It can get colder there than it does in NYC.

Turns out that the damn trees are now considered invasive in many states.


They are all over eastern Washington, but not in an invasive way, just scattered along the roadside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (nIKjK)

77 73,920 people have been killed, according to the territory's health ministry.

Is that the Hamas Accountability Department??

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (p3pWU)

78 69 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)
______

It's almost like The Blade was right from the beginning, that this guy is a preening gay clown who won't do anything more than love to hear himself talk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

========

He didn't even make World Cup tickets free.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (I7axw)

79 Is the State Department imposing limits on Iran's entourage and possible shopping spree the first time the US has actually leveraged the UN being on its soil? It feels like the first time to me, but I might be too much of a young'un.

Posted by: pookysgirl will get off your lawn at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (Wt5PA)

80 4 years of ~25% Bidenflation led to a 100% increase in house prices AND taxes and people are surprised that means rent goes up?

Sorry but when you voted for Bidenomics you voted for your rent to increase. You got exactly what you voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)


Probably didn’t help that he also brought in around ten million illegals who needed housing, paid for by the rest of us, which drove supply down and prices up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

81 Screw them and their camel.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (iE9pX)

Well, they already took care of the camel themselves.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (N1DT3)

82 Shows Mamdani is all talk and no Bolshevik

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

83 80 Probably didn’t help that he also brought in around ten million illegals who needed housing, paid for by the rest of us, which drove supply down and prices up.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

=======

Ironically, the home building industry responded to the increased supply by overbuilding.

By 2028, we're going to be in heated debates about bailouts for Lenar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (I7axw)

84 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Is exactly what somebody sitting on a big story would say- probably something involving Sydney Sweeney's breasts.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

85 I'd like to see the US formerly demand the return of Constantinople and western Anatolia to Greece.

Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

86 >>BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.

>>If they had no connection to Africa, India, or Pakistan they'd be in a much better place right now

Imagine if they had just stop fucking with the 13 colonies.

We ended the empire. Took a while to fall over but we gave George the kill shot.

You can't lose to a bunch of unwashed peasants and rule the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)

87 Dozens of Muslim Delegates Walk Out as Netanyahu Addresses UN

,-
Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 24, 2026 03:58 PM (sgPbN)

88 Sounds like the bears have been eating plenty of otters.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

89 As a three time Trumpvoter I again declare: Behold! The masks are off.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (wxsGM)

90 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)
______

It's almost like The Blade was right from the beginning, that this guy is a preening gay clown who won't do anything more than love to hear himself talk

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

========

He didn't even make World Cup tickets free.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:56 PM (I7axw)
_________

"Ha! We got ours for free!"

-- Yacht Girls

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

91 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

You want to talk slow news day, NBC ran a report on how if you keep your refrigerator and freezer doors closed it helps keep the food cool.

I kid you not

https://tinyurl.com/386a8wzh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (nIKjK)

92 4 years of ~25% Bidenflation led to a 100% increase in house prices AND taxes and people are surprised that means rent goes up?

Sorry but when you voted for Bidenomics you voted for your rent to increase. You got exactly what you voted for.

Posted by: 18-1
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And the available one's have been bought up en masse by out of town corporate, given a lick and a promise, then sold at inflated prices.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:00 PM (+UcOf)

93 Probably didn’t help that he also brought in around ten million illegals who needed housing, paid for by the rest of us, which drove supply down and prices up./i]

This is another fun one to get into with leftists who take on "the rent is too damn high" line.

Do you believe immigration is a right? Yes
You understand those people need homes as well? Yes
And you understand increasing demand without increasing supply raises costs right? THAT'S RACIST

As a bonus you can also run down this same thought pattern with leftist complaining their quaint town is becoming a city and they never voted for that....but you did vote for Biden right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

94 [there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ)

NERDEEN? Her name is NERDEEN? That alone should be reason to ridicule.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:00 PM (gm+z0)

95 Were these the sam Moslem Delegates stuffing the g strings at the gay leather bar?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (wxsGM)

96
"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.



Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (y9nCu)

97 I'd like to see the US formerly demand the return of Constantinople and western Anatolia to Greece.

Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

I think you have to call the fall of Constantinople just a conquest and not a colonialization. They made the city the capital, not a dependency.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)

98 Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

They have been occupying half of Cyprus for decades but nobody seems to care about that one because it’s Muslims vs Greeks and there are no Jews to blame.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (6ydKt)

99 NERDEEN? Her name is NERDEEN? That alone should be reason to ridicule.

This kind of thing is unfair. I could write a book with a character named Nerdeen and people would attack me for having a stupid fake name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (nIKjK)

100 88 Sounds like the bears have been eating plenty of otters.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

Ya gotta love a bracket where you can vote for a huge dude named Chunk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (gm+z0)

101 You want to talk slow news day, NBC ran a report on how if you keep your refrigerator and freezer doors closed it helps keep the food cool.
......

Plus, it's good for de erf.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

102 fight to fulfill the promise they elected him on?

[there's MUCH more, but pixy says character limit]
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He's still got that whale prosecutor that's (I think) under indictment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (+UcOf)

103 OT: If you need news Ace, you can get China and the US laughing over Biden's autopen pic together (everyone, including Trump and Xi are laughing)...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (tOcjL)

104 They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism.

Euro leftists accuse the USA of colonialism which is just baffling to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (nIKjK)

105 This kind of thing is unfair. I could write a book with a character named Nerdeen and people would attack me for having a stupid fake name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:02 PM (nIKjK)


I know right?

Also why do people get so mad about sand?

Posted by: George Lucas at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

106 Ya gotta love a bracket where you can vote for a huge dude named Chunk.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Does he do the Truffle Shuffle?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

107 95 Were these the sam Moslem Delegates stuffing the g strings at the gay leather bar?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (wxsGM)

And drinking like fish when they are away from home.

It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

108 Among others, people in Britain and France.



Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (y9nCu)

The locals with perhaps a smidge of Russian support booted them out of most of West Africa a few years back. Even I was shocked at how cheap they were taking Uranium out of there with zero local development. It also blocked a supposed pipeline from Nigeria to the Med for natural gas for Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

109 Islam is a religion designed to make its head a warlord. So of course despots love it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

110 107 95 Were these the sam Moslem Delegates stuffing the g strings at the gay leather bar?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (wxsGM)

And drinking like fish when they are away from home.

It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

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They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I7axw)

111 They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism.

Euro leftists accuse the USA of colonialism which is just baffling to me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (nIKjK)

We did have a colony, the Philippines.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

112 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM


Every day is a slow news day from my perspective. I read a lot of LitRPG webnovels, including of course the System Apocalypse sub-sub-genre. So, every day that goes by without an MMORPG-like System integrating Earth, resulting in monsters spawning and billions of humans dying before they can level their skills enough to protect their neighbors and themselves, is a good day.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (ke3zm)

113 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.



Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM


Great Britain created the state of Israel in 1947 along with a whole nother boatload of bull$hit countries with the British mandate, they own it just like Herr Doktor Frankenstein owned his monster and now they are bitching about their creation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I43vL)

114 Well, it sounds as if between Trump, Javier Millei (sp?) and Bibi, the UN is getting pounded. Good!
Was anybody there to listen?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

115 Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The French would have fared better by not treating them as slaves.
*see haiti
they still have African babies digging rare earth minerals

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (+UcOf)

116 108 It also blocked a supposed pipeline from Nigeria to the Med for natural gas for Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

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This was a subplot in an episode of Ted Lasso.

Dear lord that show got fucking political in season 3.

Season 4, about Lasso coaching a women's team, is...shockingly, far less political.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (I7axw)

117 They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.

They are more like sex slave genies.

Honestly Islamic heaven sort of sounds like the Realm of Slaanesh which is funny because Muhammed would have made a great Herald of Khorne

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

118 For goodness sake, they are the ones who invented this concept --

Point taken, but that's just not true. Every empire had colonies. Heck, even minor kingdoms did.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (HeG1i)

119 Ex Sen Sinema's boy toy went nuts trashing her house before police took him away. He's already out. She's building a wall around her property.

Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (LEOpm)

120 They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I7axw)

It is less clear what they get out of raping little boys and goats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (gm+z0)

121 >>>
"They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?
Among others, people in Britain and France.


Vietnam applauded most vigorously.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (7uQFL)

122
We did have a colony, the Philippines.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

Courtesy of Spain.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (dmtbP)

123 122
We did have a colony, the Philippines.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

Courtesy of Spain.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (dmtbP)

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Named after King Philip.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (I7axw)

124 I kid you not

https://tinyurl.com/386a8wzh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (nIKjK)

I guess the retards of today never had a mom or dad who would yell something along the lines of:

“Nothing has changed in that fridge since the last time you looked in there. Close the door, I’m not paying electric bills so you can watch the dew form on the milk jug while you figure out what you want to eat!”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

125 It is less clear what they get out of raping little boys and goats.

One of the many problems I have with Shrub is when he disciplined a soldier for stopping one of our allies from raping a boy...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:06 PM (sKqQm)

126 Ex Sen Sinema's boy toy went nuts trashing her house before police took him away. He's already out. She's building a wall around her property.
Posted by: torabora at September 24, 2026 04:05 PM (LEOpm)

RACIST!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 04:07 PM (N1DT3)

127 We did have a colony, the Philippines.

Technically we took over a Spanish colony, but yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:07 PM (nIKjK)

128 It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

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And the slave girls, don't forget the slaves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (+UcOf)

129 Muslims operating away from "home" act exactly like any other politician who's on a junket and has a fist full of cash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (2Cry5)

130 I've been reading a book about the unhelpful role GB, and to a much lesser extent, France, played in China's Taiping Rebellion. They were primarily interested in protecting their silk, tea, and opium trade, so what's 20-30M dead?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (Riz8t)

131 On hot days I like to stand in front of my open fridge naked.
Call me crazy.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

132 97 I'd like to see the US formerly demand the return of Constantinople and western Anatolia to Greece.

Modern Greece is governed by useless Euro-turds but I think making the EU explain why Turkish colonialism is good would be entertaining
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

I think you have to call the fall of Constantinople just a conquest and not a colonialization. They made the city the capital, not a dependency.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)

Just call for the rebounding of the Byzantine Empire and be done with it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (dmtbP)

133 I've been reading a book about the unhelpful role GB, and to a much lesser extent, France, played in China's Taiping Rebellion. They were primarily interested in protecting their silk, tea, and opium trade, so what's 20-30M dead?
Posted by: Archimedes

Local crime story.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (YZ0Fo)

134 128 It's not like the actually believe all this Muslim crap. They just like the beheading part.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (gm+z0)

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And the slave girls, don't forget the slaves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (+UcOf)

They all know Mohammed was a degenerate epileptic, but they like the perks, so they stick with it. Hiding women in black baggies is just part of the kink.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (gm+z0)

135 131 On hot days I like to stand in front of my open fridge naked.
Call me crazy.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

Maybe not crazy, but I do pity your lettuce.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (gm+z0)

136 And the slave girls, don't forget the slaves.

I remember seeing a video of some ISIS guys celebrating their victory over the Yazidis.

They'd captured a bunch of women and were deciding how to split them as sex slaves among the group. One guy kept making a big show over giving his share to someone, anyone else.

At first I thought he was doing the normal pompous Arab thing of promising extravagant gifts but I do wonder if he actually had a personal problem with enslaving someone and couldn't think of another way to get out of it.

Or maybe he was gay.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

137 On hot days I like to stand in front of my open fridge naked.
Call me crazy.


Protip: One can achieve the same effect by getting in the pool.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t)

138
Meep! Meep! Hezbollah!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (GUILE)

139 134 They all know Mohammed was a degenerate epileptic, but they like the perks, so they stick with it. Hiding women in black baggies is just part of the kink.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:09 PM (gm+z0)

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"If I even see a woman's eyes, I will rape them."
-rando Muslim on Cueta beach

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (I7axw)

140 "They accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism. And who is doing the accusing?

Among others, people in Britain and France.

Ironic, since the Frogs are still trying to build a French Empire in Africa. They're almost as bad as the ChiComs and their Belt and Road scam.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:01 PM (y9nCu)
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Doubly ironic since both France and the UK are now colonized by the Ummah.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (FZ29D)

141 While I think its a horrible show, Rick and Morty does have one good line:

"Your boos mean nothing to me, I have seen what you cheer"

This is what I think when Muslims complain or walk out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (nIKjK)

142 hey accuse Israel -- little Israel -- of colonialism.

Euro leftists accuse the USA of colonialism which is just baffling to me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:03 PM (nIKjK)

We did have a colony, the Philippines.
Posted by: Oldcat


The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (7uQFL)

143 A very subtle message. Look at the suit and tie that Trump wore yesterday. Now, look at what Netanyahu is wearing today.

What a coincidence.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (dIske)

144 Whatever happened to the fight Bibi was having with Israel's judiciary? I remember it was a big item maybe 2 years ago?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

145 >>They have been occupying half of Cyprus for decades but nobody seems to care about that one because it’s Muslims vs Greeks and there are no Jews to blame.

Look south from Cyprus. The Leviathan oil field.

George Papadopoulos was one of if not the first casualties of the Russia hoax other than Manafort. He was arrested after a trip to Cyprus and then Israel. He was on Trump's 2016 campaign as an oil and gas expert.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (viF8m)

146 142 The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (7uQFL)

=======

I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

And one from when he was president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (I7axw)

147 I have shut up so many Pali sympathizers with a simple history lesson.

In 1948, in the middle east, there was a two state solution proposed and executed, one state for the Jews, and one for the Arabs. These two states are called Israel and Jordan. Some Hashemites in Jordan tried to assassinate the king, and were thrown out of the country. Those terrorists are now called palestinians.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (0U5gm)

148 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (+gK6I)

149 The Philippines weren’t all that great as a colony for us. Spent years fighting a revolution there, wanted to get out and use it for nothing but a base, then WWII came along and after that we got out while the getting was good. It was only ever useful as a Naval base and check on Japan and China.

It’s not like we import a whole lot from the Philippines to this day, other than Filipinos.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

150 68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.

If they had no connection to Africa, India, or Pakistan they'd be in a much better place right now
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

That doesn’t explain us.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

151 A very subtle message. Look at the suit and tie that Trump wore yesterday. Now, look at what Netanyahu is wearing today.

What a coincidence.


Also coincidental - both Trump and Netanyahu let their BSDs out for their addresses to the UN.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

152 Of those self counted casualties, a disproportionate amount of the deaths are males of military age. And since we know that Hamas routinely killed its own people, there's no proof that some of them were not killed by them. Also note that the Hamas fighters had bomb shelters, and the women, children and old people did not, they were human shields for Hamas.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)

153 5 i noodled
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)


Unless you're trained in and practicing jazz, you will likely see more skill progress from intentional practice of actual songs than from aimless noodling.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (ke3zm)

154 149 The Philippines weren’t all that great as a colony for us. Spent years fighting a revolution there, wanted to get out and use it for nothing but a base, then WWII came along and after that we got out while the getting was good. It was only ever useful as a Naval base and check on Japan and China.

It’s not like we import a whole lot from the Philippines to this day, other than Filipinos.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

Indeed, we were to pull the plug on the Philippines in 1944. Which became 1946. Thanks to Japan.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (dmtbP)

155 127 We did have a colony, the Philippines.

The most pro-America spot you can visit on Earth.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

156 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

You'll feel better if you remember that Tillis is gonzo, Murk may well be in her next election, Collins is the best we can do in Maine, and Paul, well, sometimes he's just a d***.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

157 The BBC recently did a report on the increase of violence and sexual assaults on women in Gaza. They buried the lede (its being done by palestinian men), of course.

This is the kind of man who becomes a Muslim. Rape, slavery, molestation, beatings, pedophilia, torture, murder, theft, conquest, all not just legal and religiously permissible but encouraged by Islam. Its a thuggish scumbag's dream. Even heaven is eternally raping underage girls who are always a virgin again.

There is such a thing as "toxic masculinity" and Islam built an enire civilization around it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (nIKjK)

158
Named after King Philip.


King Philip the Swishy. He was a mincing ponce.

Not everything mentioned in those two sentences was necessarily true.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:15 PM (GUILE)

159 Is exactly what somebody sitting on a big story would say- probably something involving Sydney Sweeney's breasts.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

What about her flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands? *shrug*.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 24, 2026 04:15 PM (oPFtC)

160 148 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (+gK6I)

Do we have 535 CinCs or just one?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:15 PM (dmtbP)

161 I've said this before but doesn't the DOJ have enough seized cocaine to get Murky voting with us?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

162 156 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

You'll feel better if you remember that Tillis is gonzo, Murk may well be in her next election, Collins is the best we can do in Maine, and Paul, well, sometimes he's just a d***.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

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Also, the vote is meaningless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (I7axw)

163 142 The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM (7uQFL)

Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (uhVAy)

164 Israel is a Decolonizer. Kicked the colonizing Muslims out (many kicked themselves out to avoid the coming chaos of the original From the River to the Sea that didn't come to fruition) and kept them out.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (zINbG)

165 Almost all UN members walk out for Benjamin Netanyahu's speech. Netanyahu calls them 'moral cowards'

Who stayed?

Argentina's Milei, to no one's surprise. And probably Ed Sheeran.

He is right on both accounts. They are moral for walking out and coward for not punching him.

It is important for the USA to take note when he spoke about Iran. Saying attacking Iran “was one of the easiest decisions I’ve ever had to make.” Your country flounders while Israel has healthcare, free education… all on your back while you foot the bill for his wars and genocide.

The fact this asshole was allowed to speak is what I have a problem with. Trying to garner the worlds sympathy for a genocide and pretend Israel is “defending itself”, while calling anyone who criticizes them antisemitic ismorally reprehensible.

Sad to see Jews turning from victim into perpetrator.

Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth

He's low key been supporting Hamas for ages to undermine the PA and Palestinian statehood in general. Dude is *awful.*

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (5HGTQ)

166
Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (I7axw)

For now....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (+gK6I)

167 165 The fact this asshole was allowed to speak is what I have a problem with. Trying to garner the worlds sympathy for a genocide and pretend Israel is “defending itself”, while calling anyone who criticizes them antisemitic ismorally reprehensible.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (5HGTQ)

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Translation:

"10/7 didn't happen, and it's good that it did."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (I7axw)

168 I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

And one from when he was president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

The best I can do is $800.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

169
The Philippines weren’t all that great as a colony for us. Spent years fighting a revolution there, wanted to get out and use it for nothing but a base, then WWII came along and after that we got out while the getting was good.

__________

Actually in 1935 Congress passed a bill to give them their independence in 10 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (eRlcH)

170 166
Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (I7axw)

For now....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (+gK6I)

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Would Trump ever sign it?

Would the Senate and House pass it with veto proof majorities?

No.

Seriously, people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (I7axw)

171 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth


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Bullcrap - leftists were cheering on the murderers.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

172 I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

How do you get that fat eating bananas and rice??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (nIKjK)

173
Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.


Many of GB's colonies were acquired because they wanted to have naval support systems in place on the way to India. They wanted India because of textiles and...um...Vindaloo.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

174 150 68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

_____________________________

Rome is another good example.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (dIske)

175 "If I even see a woman's eyes, I will rape them."
-rando Muslim on Cueta beach
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:10 PM (I7axw)

In a just world people in Ceuta that simply strolled across the border to get there would be mowed down and the Spanish would open fire on the intruders until the guns melt white hot on their mounts.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (dmtbP)

176 168 I have a collection of letters signed by William Howard Taft when he was colonial governor of the Philippines.

And one from when he was president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

The best I can do is $800.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at September 24, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

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Most presidential signatures aren't that expensive. I inherited these from my grandfather, but the most I ever spent on one was Madison for $500. It's a patent (I looked it up on the patent office's website, it's a type of pilot's wheel for a boat).

Cheapest was Jimmy Carter. $20. He signed a lot of books.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (I7axw)

177 The Philippines was never close to what most think of as a
colony. Acquiring it was an odd sidebar to the Spanish American War. An accident of luck. Mass emigration there (colonizing) never happened. Nor much, if any, financial exploitation.

Butt-loads of language teachers. And that is about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2026 04:11 PM


Don't forget the catholic priests, spain left a bunch there and we sent over another boat load of them when we were gifted the islands. With the exception of the island of mindanao which is nearly 100% muslim most of the rest of the PI is 80% catholic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (I43vL)

178 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth
......

Because everybody loves Hamas so much.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (UjdFS)

179 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth

Yeah, this is lame revisionism The world hated Israel and it just became cool to do so publicly after the Arabs flooded the world with millions to fund it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (nIKjK)

180 Now...Washington or Jefferson or Adams signatures, those really far back and well known...

You're spending thousands of dollars for a single word getting cut out of a letter. The idea of someone cutting up a letter written by Washington to sell in pieces kind of sickens me, but it's common enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (I7axw)

181 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth

Yeah, this is lame revisionism The world hated Israel and it just became cool to do so publicly after the Arabs flooded the world with millions to fund it.


Also, we deserved 9-11!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

182 There is such a thing as "toxic masculinity" and Islam built an enire civilization around it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (nIKjK)

It's all good so long as you lift your ass to heaven five times a day. Can you imagine the smell in those mosques with dudes sniffing each other's asses? It's bad enough at yoga class, but that pose alone would release toxic green clouds of poison.

Might explain the constant rage, after all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (gm+z0)

183 Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.

Many of GB's colonies were acquired because they wanted to have naval support systems in place on the way to India. They wanted India because of textiles and...um...Vindaloo.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

I'll give you that for the Cape Colony. In the early colonial period they tended to give back colonies taken in wars probably so they could steal them back when they won.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (uhVAy)

184 "Israel should have responded proportionally to 10/7!"

"Okay, so we can kill a few thousand women and children?"

"No! That's not proportional! What would be proportional would be freeing Palestinian terrorists from Israeli prisons for just being innocent freedom fighters who didn't do nothing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (I7axw)

185
BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

_____________________________

Rome is another good example.
Posted by: Orson


Pffft!

-- 20th Century Italy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (GUILE)

186 “Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth“

PM Netanyahu is based AF. A hard nosed realist with no time or tolerance for bullshit. I like him.

Just as I support Israel. A modern day West Berlin - an island of sanity in a sea of insanity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:21 PM (dmtbP)

187 A handful of fun speeches at the UN this last week:

Trump's was as expected
Bibi's was as expected
Javier Gerardo Milei, however, had the time of his life shitting on the UN.

And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

188 Most colonies in the 19th century were similar useless land grabs to look good on a globe rather than something the host nation could make money at.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:16 PM (uhVAy)

One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (6ydKt)

189 The vid of the guy in the grocery store getting his balls blow off by his exploding pager is a thing of beauty.
Having said that I get a bad feeling that some jihadist is going to try something on 10/7 this year . Hope our intel community is on the ball

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (NGWpV)

190 178 Isreal had the world's sympathy after 7th Oct and this guy managed to make Israel the most hated country on earth
......

Because everybody loves Hamas so much.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:19 PM (UjdFS)

And Israel gave some much needed love to Hamas commander Mahmoud Abd al-Fattah Awad. He was responsible for 7 woman hostages in tunnels during the war.

The IDF eliminated him this past weekend in airstrikes. Sure hope he is warm enough where he is now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (N39Ws)

191 187 And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

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Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (I7axw)

192 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

193
Yep, things aren't going to change in this state:


Rob Schmitt
@SchmittNYC
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1h
You could literally run a turd with a (D) next to it in California. What a depressing electorate.

New York Post
@nypost
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2h
Alarming new poll shows gap widening even further between Steve Hilton and Xavier Becerra https://trib.al/SSblVq5

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

194 Many of GB's colonies were acquired because they wanted to have naval support systems in place on the way to India. They wanted India because of textiles and...um...Vindaloo.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

Bombay Vindaloo?

Posted by: Dream Theater at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (dmtbP)

195 Now...Washington or Jefferson or Adams signatures, those really far back and well known...

You're spending thousands of dollars for a single word getting cut out of a letter. The idea of someone cutting up a letter written by Washington to sell in pieces kind of sickens me, but it's common enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:20 PM (I7axw)

I remember a bookshop in Chicago having for sale one of the copies of a Vicksburg 'newspaper' begun during the siege by the locals and finished up by Yanks with news that they'd taken the city. It was printed on wallpaper, the frame was double sided glass to show it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

196 It's a slow news day you guys. You gotta believe me here.

Where's the Gorn?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (l3cgK)

197
They get a paradise of sex with virgins if they kill infidels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:04 PM (I7axw)



Shows how fucked up the mohammedans are. It's like they've never even met a teenaged girl, not understanding that one of Ambrose Bierce's definitions of a Witch applies. A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

And they want 72 of these wicked succubi in their bed?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (y9nCu)

198 I have a lesson for the Palistinians.

Shut the fuck up.
Get the fuck out.

The ancient Egyptians, in their language called it Palestine.
The Romans transliterated it to Palestinia. Then the Brits anglicized it into Palestine.
All of it happened, until the Brits, before there was such a thing
as islam.
OK, I'm going to count to three.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (+UcOf)

199 King Phillip's War nearly ended the fledgling colonies that became the United States of America before it even started. And almost nobody knows about it because Hollywood invented Indians in the west.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)

200 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

201 Muslims walked out, but maybe a herd of goats or 12yo English girls they went out for?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

202 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)

that was actually a wholly owned operation of the Belgian king himself.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)

203 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

204 Can you hang around for a few minutes while I call my guy? He knows all about this stuff.

Posted by: Rick Harrison at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (UjdFS)

205 150 68 BTW, Britain is a prime example of how colonialism is bad for the home country.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:12 PM (dmtbP)

Actually, Britain had the largest empire known to Man, just 100 years ago.

They fell apart when they STOPPED colonialism. A series of weak monarchs could not hold the empire together... and is probably a cautionary tale about Suicidal Empathy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (mP0Kj)

206 203 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

Well, there is a number to names in Hebrew and Latin...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (l3cgK)

207 192 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes

Too soon!

Posted by: Congolese Diamond Thief at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (5HGTQ)

208 200 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

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IT WAS $300 BILLION AND IRAN GOT IT THE SECOND THEY SIGNED THE MOU! DIDN'T YOU READ THE MOU?!

I DIDN'T READ IT, BUT I KNOW THAT THERE WERE NO GUARDRAILS OR EXPECTATIONS ABOUT IRAN'S BEHAVIOR IN ORDER TO GET THE $300 BILLION AND IT WAS JUST AN INSTANT WIRE TRANSFER BECAUSE PANICANS ON X WHO ARE NEVER WRONG EXCEPT ALL THE TIMES THAT THEY ARE WRONG TOLD ME SO!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (I7axw)

209 I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

Come again?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (gm+z0)

210 207 192 One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes

Too soon!

Posted by: Congolese Diamond Thief at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (5HGTQ)

has Michelle Fields chimed in yet?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (l3cgK)

211 Never apologize, Ace.

I think it's a pretty big news day to see Sonny and Candace mocked.

I enjoyed these stories as much as the masked lesbian bar news. The fact that the sole owner is living in her car and working 4 jobs (what I don't know) to keep that place going...welp. Pathetic. One of the other owners quit to go to clown school (I laughed).

Then they turn on themselves at their little zoom meeting, in a calming breath circle around a stripper pole, was reading I enjoyed last night in the NY Post.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (hzuYO)

212 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

213 Fly the overly friendly skies!

Tommy Tuberville: "Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (sgPbN)

214 The Germans got in late and ended up with Namibia. One of the most barren countries in the world. Of course the Germans killed a lot of natives. Very German like

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (NGWpV)

215 Let me tell you about what happens when you're exploring the boundaries of pleasure for eternity.

Posted by: Uncle Frank at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (88C+u)

216
Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (GUILE)

217 191 187 And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

Too busy trying to join the EU.

Check out that idiot Premier Eby in BC. Wanting to take advantage of disarray in his opposition, he called a snap election for Oct 24. Only two years into his term. In his speech opening the election campaign, he mentioned Trump a dozen times and whined about defending Canada’s sovereignty. Hey dummy, what of PM Carney wanting to join the EU? A threat to your sovereignty or nah?

Posted by: Dream Theater at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (dmtbP)

218 200 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A tactical move as part of our strategy of hemispherical independence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (+UcOf)

219 Off sock…

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (dmtbP)

220 Did Canada notice this?
Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (dIske)

Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

"I think you have a responsibility in these roles to look at extreme tail risk," Carney told the Times. "That's just risk management. That's not a base case, but it would be irresponsible not to" prepare.

Carney is much more comfortable taking it from the EU on one end and the CCP on the other.

I think I’ll start calling him Spitroast Carney from now on.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (6ydKt)

221 And Israel gave some much needed love to Hamas commander Mahmoud Abd al-Fattah Awad. He was responsible for 7 woman hostages in tunnels during the war.

The IDF eliminated him this past weekend in airstrikes. Sure hope he is warm enough where he is now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Where all the white women at?!?

Posted by: Zombie Mahmoud Abd al-Fattah Awad at September 24, 2026 04:28 PM (5HGTQ)

222 Talk about the US relationship to Israel has taught me that this $7 billion loan is not a loan but is just a gift to Argentina without any preconditions, and is the largest spending in American history on anything ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:22 PM (I7axw)
___________________________

American Procurement: Companies must use funds to buy U.S. equipment.

U.S. Contractors: Firms must hire U.S. companies for project execution.

Railways, Pipelines, Ports, Power and digital networks

That's a lot of revenue for US industry.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (dIske)

223 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)
~~~~~

Fiddy fo

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (3ImbR)

224 >>Never apologize, Ace.

Do you know how many times that dick calls me a drug addict?

My mother might be reading this stuff. Probably not but still.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)

225 209 I mean we just handed Iran 300M$ this summer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

Come again?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:26 PM (gm+z0)

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He's playing on the idea that the MOU led to a massive cash transfer to Iran, which people were saying would happen.

What actually happened was the MOU outlined a ceasefire arrangement where Iran acted like a normal country during negotiations, and if they were good, they got unfrozen assets from Gulf States ($12 billion) plus an investment fund of $300 billion to rebuild the country, funded by Gulf states in order to bring the region together economically.

People intentionally misread it while listening to Iranian propaganda that said it immediately transferred the funds the second the MOU was signed.

No funds were ever transferred because Iran was attacking third party ships within 48 hours of the signing, Bessent has just frozen more funds, and not even Saudi Arabia had any idea how the $300 billion would come together.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (I7axw)

226 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM


Pretty sure it was WWI that started the clock ticking on the end of the british empire, WWII just put the last nails in the coffin lid as it were.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (I43vL)

227 Wha? Mandami is all turban and no fuckable goat?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (bX16E)

228
One of the last colonial endeavors to make some profit was in the Congo, and that went over so well the Belgians still can’t live it down.

That's true until the hand-off.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:23 PM (Riz8t)



ISWYDT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (y9nCu)

229 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip


It was already on the way out. India had had enough of the Brits, and without India, the rest of the empire seems kind of pointless. Mostly, though, the Brits were tired of it all.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

230 203 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

Nothing wrong with a name like ‘54’.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

231 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (nIKjK)

232 Actually, Britain had the largest empire known to Man, just 100 years ago.

They fell apart when they STOPPED colonialism. A series of weak monarchs could not hold the empire together... and is probably a cautionary tale about Suicidal Empathy.

Posted by: Romeo13
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Exactly

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (+UcOf)

233 162 156 I see Tillis, Murkowski, Collins, and Paul voted with the Dems to limit Trump's war powers...

You'll feel better if you remember that Tillis is gonzo, Murk may well be in her next election, Collins is the best we can do in Maine, and Paul, well, sometimes he's just a d***.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

======

Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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House is out of session until after the elections. So yeah, meaningless.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)

234 WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip

WWI and WWII. I increasingly see the two as a single conflict, with the Russian Revolution and Civil War part of it as well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

235 King Phillip's War nearly ended the fledgling colonies that became the United States of America before it even started. And almost nobody knows about it because Hollywood invented Indians in the west.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)

Well like most colonial wars, it was a bit dicey at first but once things got organized it was a landslide. Same thing happened when the Military suffered the largest US disaster versus the Indians in Ohio under Washington as President. Aside from a few raids on the new towns on the riverbank areas they could do nothing, and a little bit later "Mad Anthony Wayne" led an expedition towards their homelands. There's a chain of cities and towns that were the Days march forts northward to protect the supply line, and the result of the treaty to end the war was England abandoning its forts in US Territory.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)

236 Ah hates mooslims. They all smells like my week-old britches after a Tijuana hoo-haw.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (7Q0e+)

237 233 Also, the vote is meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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House is out of session until after the elections. So yeah, meaningless.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)

======

And Johnson wouldn't pass it, and Trump wouldn't sign it.

It's Thune allowing GOP senators some independent votes to flaunt to voters back home without affecting anything. And Tillis is an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:31 PM (I7axw)

238 212 WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

The NHS did. The UK decided the government exists to pamper and baby people. Governments that coddle their citizens and promise them a perpetual adolescence can’t do that and have a massive overseas empire.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (dmtbP)

239

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Sen. JOHN FETTERMAN (D-PA) just crossed over and voted with Republicans to DEFEAT the anti-Trump Iran War Powers resolution, 49-50

Thankfully, despite being a Democrat, Fetterman knows being an IRGC apologist is NOT good for America!

Now stop wasting time on these useless votes that don't actually accomplish anything.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

240 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (nIKjK)

Its true enough. And the colony was his private property.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

241 226 WWII killed the British empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM


Pretty sure it was WWI that started the clock ticking on the end of the british empire, WWII just put the last nails in the coffin lid as it were.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:29 PM (I43vL)

Balfour Declaration in 1926... declared that all entities of the Brit Empire were equal... which meant self rule of all the ex colonies... which led to the breakup of the empire.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (mP0Kj)

242 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)

Nothing wrong with a name like ‘54’.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at

7
-George Costanza

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

243 216
Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (GUILE)

!!! "Mexicans get get pretty fucking brown in the summer!!!"

Lol.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (gm+z0)

244 nd Johnson wouldn't pass it, and Trump wouldn't sign it.

It's Thune allowing GOP senators some independent votes to flaunt to voters back home without affecting anything. And Tillis is an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:31 PM (I7axw)

Okay, okay I get it....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (+gK6I)

245 231 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I think it is more to the point that the Belgians did not stop the tribal groups from killing each other and opening up transportation routes simply made that easier to kill the other tribes. Same issue in Rwanda even recently, the Belgian troops stood aside and let the Hutus do the Tutsis until the Tutsis kicked Hutu asses and reassumed control of Rwanda.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)

246 Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

Yeah she's had her fill of ungrateful and cheating Indian and Pakistani clients. Hard to blame her, based on what she lists off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (nIKjK)

247 244 nd Johnson wouldn't pass it, and Trump wouldn't sign it.

It's Thune allowing GOP senators some independent votes to flaunt to voters back home without affecting anything. And Tillis is an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:31 PM (I7axw)

Okay, okay I get it....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (+gK6I)

======

That's an explanation for like 99% of GOP crossing the aisles votes at this point.

The final 1% are Murkowski is just a Democrat and retiring GOP senators are assholes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:33 PM (I7axw)

248 Video killed the radio star.

Posted by: The Buggles at September 24, 2026 04:33 PM (UjdFS)

249 7
-George Costanza


"thats GENIUS!!"
--writers of Stranger Things

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (nIKjK)

250 212 WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Ia/+0)

The NHS did. The UK decided the government exists to pamper and baby people. Governments that coddle their citizens and promise them a perpetual adolescence can’t do that and have a massive overseas empire.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (dmtbP)

They were pretty exhausted by the wars, but embracing Euro-Socialism was what kept them from getting better after the wars. NHS was a symptom of that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

251 248 Video killed the radio star.
Posted by: The Buggles at September 24, 2026 04:33 PM (UjdFS)

________________________

Hormones

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (dIske)

252 The UK had to make a choice in the late 1940s - India and the rest of the colonies, which were expensive to maintain, or socialism at home with free healthcare and all of the rest of the welfare state.

They chose socialism and now they are being colonized by their former colonies.

I’d say there is a lesson in there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (6ydKt)

253 Video killed the radio star.

Video didn't kill the radio star, but it killed the ugly musician star:/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (nIKjK)

254 And while this is all going on, the US just floated a $7 Billion loan to Argentina to get to work on developing their oil and rare minerals industry. Did Canada notice this?

Canada is working on a deal with the EU for a subsidized purchase of genuine Danish Butter Cookies on a scale the world has never seen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (guGkK)

255 Twas beauty that killed the beast.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

256
Canada is working on a deal with the EU for a subsidized purchase of genuine Danish Butter Cookies on a scale the world has never seen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (guGkK)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (+gK6I)

257 Yeah she's had her fill of ungrateful and cheating Indian and Pakistani clients. Hard to blame her, based on what she lists off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (nIKjK)

"And they smell! A little spray now and then...."

Lol

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (gm+z0)

258 Well like most colonial wars, it was a bit dicey at first but once things got organized it was a landslide. Same thing happened when the Military suffered the largest US disaster versus the Indians in Ohio under Washington as President.

Yea, but there was no Washington. He wasn't even born yet.

There were just a bunch of colonial outposts. If it hadn't been for the Mohawks we'd all be speaking Narragansett. Or worse, English.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (viF8m)

259 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
=======
I think it is more to the point that the Belgians did not stop the tribal groups from killing each other and opening up transportation routes simply made that easier to kill the other tribes. Same issue in Rwanda even recently, the Belgian troops stood aside and let the Hutus do the Tutsis until the Tutsis kicked Hutu asses and reassumed control of Rwanda.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (E4rtv)

I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

260 214 The Germans got in late and ended up with Namibia. One of the most barren countries in the world. Of course the Germans killed a lot of natives. Very German like
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The native Askari under General Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck were incredibly effective in WWI. Grok's summary:

Lettow-Vorbeck’s force only surrendered on 25 November 1918 after learning of the Armistice, still intact with roughly 155 Europeans, 1,168 Askari, and thousands of followers. They never received meaningful resupply from Germany and tied down an estimated 300,000 Allied troops over the course of the war while remaining undefeated in the field.

Posted by: Military Moron at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (5HGTQ)

261 255 Twas beauty that killed the beast.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (YZ0Fo)

Ya gotz a gun named Beauty?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)

262 It was already on the way out. India had had enough of the Brits, and without India, the rest of the empire seems kind of pointless. Mostly, though, the Brits were tired of it all.

Posted by: Archimedes
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Leadership degenerated; They forgot how to do it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (+UcOf)

263 I have not studied it but the Congolese love to claim that some Belgian king killed a jillion people there which strikes me as implausible, since that would make the colony less profitable for no good reason

Leopold II. He was a good guy, except for all the left hands he hacked off the natives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:37 PM (guGkK)

264 Ya gotz a gun named Beauty?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)

Had. Horrible canoe accident.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:37 PM (gm+z0)

265 They were pretty exhausted by the wars, but embracing Euro-Socialism was what kept them from getting better after the wars. NHS was a symptom of that.
Posted by: Oldcat

It's all basic human rights! I want perpetual childhood, with all my needs and wants provided, and no responsibilities!!!!

Posted by: American DSA members at September 24, 2026 04:37 PM (5HGTQ)

266 Canada is working on a deal with the EU for a subsidized purchase of genuine Danish Butter Cookies on a scale the world has never seen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (guGkK)
____________________

Dirty little secret. Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA....and good grief, the videos of their cooking facilities is horrendous. You can see rodents running around in the "kitchens".

So, as the holiday approaches...always look at the small print on those tins. If it says India...put it back in the stack. Also, they might list the import company (which is a place down in Maryland with some Americanized name). In short, do some homework before buying those things....or you have a shot at the plague.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (dIske)

267 Let's see: Cuba walked out on Trump's speech, the US walked out on Iran's and now the Muslims walk out on Bibi.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


Sounds like a lot of walking. Healthy activity. I'm sure most of the delegates could benefit from that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (vJrRc)

268
Ya gotz a gun named Beauty?

Posted by: Romeo13
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Beauty is a metaphor for a stupid distraction. A shiny thing.
A trinket.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (+UcOf)

269 I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.

Yeah I am not gonna say the guy was good or that nobody was killed but they claim its the biggest genocide in human history, the number gets bigger every time they tell the tale.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (nIKjK)

270 the detail i find the most interesting is the m00hamedans going to water over Israel yet when china was making organ donors out of the Ughars not a peep out of the world

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (jrgJz)

271
WWII killed the British empire
Posted by: Skip

WWI and WWII. I increasingly see the two as a single conflict, with the Russian Revolution and Civil War part of it as well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)



And the Franco-Prussian War. Three campaigns in the Great German War of Unification. The Limeys and Slavs got dragged in (willingly) in 1914, but it all came down to deciding the place of the German-speaking people in Europe.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (y9nCu)

272 253 Video killed the radio star.

Video didn't kill the radio star, but it killed the ugly musician star:/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (nIKjK)

Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

You can have UGLY Rockstars, as long as there are Hawt Womenz in the videos.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)

273 There were just a bunch of colonial outposts. If it hadn't been for the Mohawks we'd all be speaking Narragansett. Or worse, English.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:35 PM (viF8m)

They had guns and forts, and could replenish their ammo. Once the colonial towns, which had walls, organized their militias it was all over but chasing down the other side.

I even have a wargame of the war

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)

274 Takes another shot of Jeppson's Malort. Any liquor.whose motto is These Pants Won't Shit Themselves is.a.necessary tonic in these trying times.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (bX16E)

275 Dirty little secret. Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA

Wait, you get cookies in those things? I thought they were just sewing kits

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (nIKjK)

276
They were pretty exhausted by the wars, but embracing Euro-Socialism was what kept them from getting better after the wars. NHS was a symptom of that.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)

___________

Correlli Barnett wrote a series of books on the subject. British industry was already uncompetitive before the war. Instead of ditching the unsustainable pretense of being a great power and investing in improving their industries, they indulged in the NHS, nationalization and housing, while Germany rebuilt rapidly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (eRlcH)

277 Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

Lemmy from Motorhead was one of the ugliest men alive too. There were exceptions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (nIKjK)

278 Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:27 PM (GUILE)
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She speaks the truth. I've met a handful of Indians that I don't mind, but as a group I'd rather they all fuck off and go shit in the streets of Mumbai.

They are notoriously cheap and conniving, and they will take any opportunity to fuck over people their shitty-ass ingrained caste system bullshit tells them they are "superior" to. Their culture sucks. Don't get me started on the quality of "work" they do.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (oqH4h)

279 FUN FACT: The conditions in the Belgian Congo were so bad that they sparked the first large scale humanitarian activist campaigns ever to hit the mass media.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (guGkK)

280 Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA....and good grief, the videos of their cooking facilities is horrendous. You can see rodents running around in the "kitchens".


I'm pretty sure that the video which purported to show the Indian manufacture of danish butter cookies was not of danish butter cookies, but of something for a local festival.

You do have to look for danish "butter" cookies made with butter flavoring, instead of butter, though.

Whoever thought that was a good idea used the same Butter flavor as they put on movie theater popcorn. Which is fine on popcorn, but is utterly wrong in Danish butter cookies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (vJrRc)

281 I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.
Posted by: Oldcat

Mortimer Dalrymple and Kim DuToit would disagree with you regarding Africa. Basically all the colonial powers could do given the disparity of numbers is pick and choose which tribe was the least dysfunctional and the least likely to try to massacre the colonials. And they used that tribe to keep the others at bay.

Asian colonies did not have the same dysfunctional tribal system that Africa did with the barbarians on the periphery of settled cities. In Africa, it was everywhere. A quick glance at colonies regressing after independence or the fall of Rhodesia and South Africa makes clear that African tribalism is not conducive to good governance. Latin America, Asia, etc. have problems but not to that extent.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)

282 >>I even have a wargame of the war

Check out the Great Swamp Fight. It's right next door.

Rhode Island was basically a war zone.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (viF8m)

283
Gas the video of the Mexican-American owner of a cleaning service unloading on Indians and South Asians generally surfaced here yet? She delivers full volleys with every sentence.

https://x.com/info_maiden/status/2101755676015899066
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

===================

I love the way she "won't name the nationality" and then does this dead-on imitation of pajeets.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)

284 Lettow-Vorbeck was awesome. He despised Hitler, but he was such a hero in Germany that Hitler didn’t dare touch him.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)

285 So, give the Indian Danish Butter Cookies to the people you hate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (guGkK)

286 Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

Posted by: Romeo13
_________

And Rick Okasek.
And Tom Petty.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (XvL8K)

287 Sorry, this is disproven by the ZZ Top theory.

You can have UGLY Rockstars, as long as there are Hawt Womenz in the videos.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)
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You can be ugly, you just have to be good and above all, COOL. ZZ Top was fucking cool.

There is a long line of pug-ugly musicians that women still soaked their drawers over.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

288
FUN FACT: The conditions in the Belgian Congo were so bad that they sparked the first large scale humanitarian activist campaigns ever to hit the mass media.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:40 PM (guGkK)

___________

Led by Sir Roger Casement, who would later be executed by the Brits for his role in the Irish Rebellion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:43 PM (eRlcH)

289 I love the way she "won't name the nationality" and then does this dead-on imitation of pajeets.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I was cracking up at her impressions.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 04:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

290 I'm not big on the details but if you own the place, you need to govern it. No free pass.
Posted by: Oldcat

Mortimer Dalrymple and Kim DuToit would disagree with you regarding Africa. Basically all the colonial powers could do given the disparity of numbers is pick and choose which tribe was the least dysfunctional and the least likely to try to massacre the colonials. And they used that tribe to keep the others at bay.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)

This is hardly unique, all colonialists need local support. You just need to have your locals be less atrocity prone, if they indeed did it "unbeknownst" to you.

It wouldn't be the first time a king put a butcher in charge of an unruly district, let him run wild then have him executed for 'oppressing the citizenry'

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

291 Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (E4rtv)

Real problem with colonial Africa was malaria and disease.

It was almost ungovernable because Euro Whites mostly could not survive there... so it became Pick a Tribe Lotto.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (mP0Kj)

292 239

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Sen. JOHN FETTERMAN (D-PA) just crossed over and voted with Republicans to DEFEAT the anti-Trump Iran War Powers resolution, 49-50

Thankfully, despite being a Democrat, Fetterman knows being an IRGC apologist is NOT good for America!

Now stop wasting time on these useless votes that don't actually accomplish anything.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

So our elected officials can vote repeatedly on this stupid issue - even when it is guaranteed to fail -- yet we can't get the SAVE act vote?

Right. Vote harder.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

293 242 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)
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LIV is married to LX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (+UcOf)

294 293 242 Imagine how confused a Roman would be with the name LIV
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:25 PM (nIKjK)
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LIV is married to LX.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (+UcOf)

And Chinese President XI?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (mP0Kj)

295 Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

Posted by: SpeakingOf


You know what he should do? He should start fortifying Canada's southern border to stymie a ground invasion.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (vJrRc)

296 Casement was executed for being a fag.

Don’t get me wrong. He did some positive things. But his faggoness got him killed. Well, that his sucking Imperial German dick.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

297 292 So our elected officials can vote repeatedly on this stupid issue - even when it is guaranteed to fail -- yet we can't get the SAVE act vote?

Right. Vote harder.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:45 PM (N39Ws)

========

In a majority of 53, with Senators like Murkowski (Democrat), Tillis (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Mitch (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cassidy (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cornyn (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), and Ernst (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), how do you convince a majority of the whole chamber to vote for the SAVE Act?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (I7axw)

298 Everywhere Islam expanded it did it by the sword.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)

--------------

Not today, they are spreading with the connivance of socialists who don't seem to remember what happened in Iran after they brought back ayatollah.

Posted by: Decaf at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (ZNpJk)

299 I'm pretty sure that the video which purported to show the Indian manufacture of danish butter cookies was not of danish butter cookies, but of something for a local festival.

FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:41 PM (vJrRc)


First the technique:

https://tinyurl.com/ms5xxcjs


Now the proof:

https://tinyurl.com/mt2zpyh3

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (dIske)

300 Dirty little secret. Those Danish Butter Cookies that come in the tin....MADE IN INDIA

We like to call those "future Brits". Indians make the best British citizens, you know.

Posted by: Andy Burnham at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (5HGTQ)

301 The moslams lie.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (4w69i)

302 Namibia?
Just you wait until the Germans figure out how to turn sand into gold bullion and seal rookeries into canned tuna.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (UjdFS)

303 A little off topic, but Democrats do not infuriate me like spineless GOP weasels trying to jump ship again. Just like 2016, 2020, and 2024

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (AOZtW)

304 I'm pretty sure that the video which purported to show the Indian manufacture of danish butter cookies was not of danish butter cookies, but of something for a local festival.

Probably the annual Typhus Festival.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (guGkK)

305 Danish butter cookies taste like crap, and I am part Danish. I don't know why people buy them, can't you get a block of sand to chew on for cheaper?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (nIKjK)

306 What a traitor Rich Baris has become

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (AOZtW)

307 Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

You know what he should do? He should start fortifying Canada's southern border to stymie a ground invasion.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 04:46 PM (vJrRc)

I read an article on the war plans of Canada versus the US and the US versus Canada between WWI and WWII. the Canadian one was some raids down various river basins in the East and West, but even when they had a well set up Army they knew they couldn't do much. Now? Pfft.

Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)

308 IT'S OFFICIAL: Sen. JOHN FETTERMAN (D-PA) just crossed over and voted with Republicans to DEFEAT the anti-Trump Iran War Powers resolution, 49-50

You ask for a miracle, Ace, on a slow news day?

Posted by: Hans Gruber at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (5HGTQ)

309 A little off topic, but Democrats do not infuriate me like spineless GOP weasels trying to jump ship again. Just like 2016, 2020, and 2024
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (AOZtW)

Traitors first before the enemy. Always a good rule.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)

310 Anyone interested in a snippet of colonial Africa should read "Three Sips of Gin" by Tim Bax.

That dude saw some SHIT and managed to write a book that takes some harrowing experiences and present them in a wildly light-hearted manner. Highly recommend.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:50 PM (oqH4h)

311 Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.

Yeah it gives guys warming chairs in the Pentagon something to do all day

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (nIKjK)

312 You aren't voting for Mitch, the Coke Bear and useless pieces of shit. You are voting against limp dick idiots like Sid, Paul and Abdul.

Our team mostly sucks and won't do shit we want. The other side wants us dead.

Go vote. Let's stay alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

313 One time, entering Canada, the CBSA was giving me a good grilling. One agent asked what I did for a living. “I’m in the Air Force”. She demanded to know what I did for them. “I’m a logistics officer.” She demanded to know that that was. So I explained, finishing off with an explanation of logistics plans, closing with “I can plan the invasion of Canada in the back of an envelope.”

I got a six month visa in my passport for the trouble. So she couldn’t have been that pissed off.

With the idiot PM Carney in power? I might not make the same comment… : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (dmtbP)

314 In a majority of 53, with Senators like Murkowski (Democrat), Tillis (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Mitch (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cassidy (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), Cornyn (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), and Ernst (asshole, Democrat, and not running for re-election), how do you convince a majority of the whole chamber to vote for the SAVE Act?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM (I7axw)

you tell them you will hound them to the ends of the earth unless some of them do. If they do, they get some benefits. It's called log-rolling, old as the hills.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (uhVAy)

315 We like to call those "future Brits". Indians make the best British citizens, you know.

Posted by: Andy Burnham at September 24, 2026 04:47 PM


They certainly made the best citizens during the fighting in the early parts of the North African campaign during WWII. Colonial troops (Indian, Australia and New Zealand, East Africa and others) outnumbered actual British units until about 1943 in north africa.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (I43vL)

316 ___________

Correlli Barnett wrote a series of books on the subject. British industry was already uncompetitive before the war. Instead of ditching the unsustainable pretense of being a great power and investing in improving their industries, they indulged in the NHS, nationalization and housing, while Germany rebuilt rapidly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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They forgot how they got there.
Degenerative leadership.
Eisenhower, Kenedy, LBJ, Nixon, Carter, *Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Biden, Clinton.

*see my link on Reagan. He was for the exportation of US jobs and importing cheaper foreign goods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (+UcOf)

317 312 You aren't voting for Mitch, the Coke Bear and useless pieces of shit. You are voting against limp dick idiots like Sid, Paul and Abdul.

Our team mostly sucks and won't do shit we want. The other side wants us dead.

Go vote. Let's stay alive.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

Truth, and this IS a turnout election. We can’t be lazy either.

First thing I am doing after the MoMe is early voting at the county courthouse.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (dmtbP)

318 310 Anyone interested in a snippet of colonial Africa should read "Three Sips of Gin" by Tim Bax.

That dude saw some SHIT and managed to write a book that takes some harrowing experiences and present them in a wildly light-hearted manner. Highly recommend.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:50 PM (oqH4h)
____________________________

I wonder how many people are aware of the over 250 Canadian Mining operations in Africa currently. There have been numerous accusations of confiscating water supplies, destroying private farmland, and even indentured servitude of residents.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (dIske)

319 There is a long line of pug-ugly musicians that women still soaked their drawers over.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 04:42 PM (oqH4h)

This is about Steven Tyler, isn't it? He made a particularly ugly elf as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (gm+z0)

320 Anyone interested in a snippet of colonial Africa should read "Three Sips of Gin" by Tim Bax

While listening to "Rhodesians Never Die" in the background, on loop.

Posted by: Military Moron at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (5HGTQ)

321 So when do we get the Hagia Sophia back if colonization is so terrible?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (ZOv7s)

322 309. Spot on Old cat. FOX and any Red State Rino just makes me vomit

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (AOZtW)

323 Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.


This is funny since the Salvation army, on an off day, could kick Canada's ass right now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (N39Ws)

324 I will walk over broken glass to vote, even though I sadly live in a Blue State.

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:54 PM (AOZtW)

325 So when do we get the Hagia Sophia back if colonization is so terrible?So when do we get the Hagia Sophia back if colonization is so terrible?

Shhh you're not supposed to notice Arabic colonization.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:55 PM (nIKjK)

326 Wait until a Russian Sub is spotted near Vancouver. Carney will shit his pants , and wail for the US Navy

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (AOZtW)

327 The thing is, every ugly musician you can name had a career established before MTV. New acts didn't have much of a shot once video took over. Cute acts could have a career despite being pretty bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (nIKjK)

328
Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)

__________

It's a useful exercise for staff officers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (eRlcH)

329 Pre WWII, we had war plan Red (UK and Canada), Orange (Japan), Gold (France), Black(German Empire), Green (Mexico)...and dozens of others.

As we got closer they combined them into Rainbow with a few variants depending on the real situation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (uhVAy)

330 Everyone was war plans on everyone, its hardly noteworthy.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)
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It isn't even the contingency thing, it's that to plan you have to have practice. Because people get their noses out of joint, we now do plans against "zombies" and of course that is breathlessly report as if it's a real thing.

Journalists are so stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)

331 Shhh you're not supposed to notice Arabic colonization.

Arabic? We're TURKS.

Posted by: The Ottomans at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (guGkK)

332
Carney is ib the news today because he made it known that his office had considered a U.S. invasion of Canada as a possible scenario.

___________

The Gun Thread can overrun Canada.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (eRlcH)

333 Go vote. Let's stay alive.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

Truth, and this IS a turnout election. We can’t be lazy either.

First thing I am doing after the MoMe is early voting at the county courthouse.

Posted by: Cow Demon

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (+UcOf)

334 314, You tell them no family or friend will get a gubmint job or contract, until at least Jan 2029. No lobbying either

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (AOZtW)

335 303 A little off topic, but Democrats do not infuriate me like spineless GOP weasels trying to jump ship again. Just like 2016, 2020, and 2024
Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2026 04:48 PM (AOZtW)

I stopped at Murkowski's booth at the State Fair this year. I asked the ladies there if Lisa still considered herself a Republican, since she always sides with the democrats. They said, of course she does, she has always been a Republican. I asked how that squared with the Alaska Republican Party kicking her out over the Joe Miller fiasco. I believe the answer involved, "Have a nice day."

She doesn't hide it. She is a selfish, miserable scrunt.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (gm+z0)

336 "The Grim Beeper". I like that.

Nice post right after listening to Wanda Jackson's "Fujiyama Mama" for the first time. I liked that, too.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (rj6Yv)

337 This is funny since the Salvation army, on an off day, could kick Canada's ass right now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 04:53 PM (N39Ws)
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This is also old news. It was spun up when the Liberals were going all Elbows Up to rally Anti-American hate.

That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)

338 The Gun Thread can overrun Canada.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 04:57 PM (eRlcH)


MoMee Group Center will lead the attack on Ottawa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (guGkK)

339 The Socialists killed Britain empire

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (Ia/+0)

340 *see my link on Reagan. He was for the exportation of US jobs and importing cheaper foreign goods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (+UcOf)

You want America to be a hermetically sealed autarky. If the country is impoverished, so be it.

I like having the choice of evil foreign goods. Competition is good I also like that evil foreigners come over here and employ our people. The BMWs you see on the road were most likely made in SC, for example.

I also refuse to live in intense FEAR of the Outside World. I see danger there but also vast opportunity.

By the way, if you want more jobs here, government has to be more business friendly, and the schools you pay extortionate funds for should crank out literate people who can add and subtract, and maybe not focus so much on who or what they fuck. And US companies should make quality goods. You’ll never see me wearing anything other than New Balance. For a reason.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (dmtbP)

341 That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.

It could work. Do they have kitchen utensils?

Posted by: The Imperial Japanese Army at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (guGkK)

342 They certainly made the best citizens during the fighting in the early parts of the North African campaign during WWII. Colonial troops (Indian, Australia and New Zealand, East Africa and others) outnumbered actual British units until about 1943 in north africa.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 04:52 PM (I43vL)

In WWI, the colonial troops were pretty much the elite which was why they were out front in some of the nastiest operations that went badly. Most UK divisions were not too noteworthy.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

343 Von Lettow- Vorbeck fought in East Africa and drove the Brits crazy. In the 30s when Hitler asked him to run the military he said no . After he died a reporter cashed his nephew if it was true that he told Hitler to go fuck himself. The nephew said " yes, but it was probably less polite '

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (NGWpV)

344 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

345 MoMee Group Center will lead the attack on Ottawa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (guGkK)

That's a long march from Corsicana. Probably better get Pete Bog on the chuckwagon.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (gm+z0)

346 This is also old news. It was spun up when the Liberals were going all Elbows Up to rally Anti-American hate.

That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)

I badly wanted that idiot BC Premier Eby to roadblock the ALCAN. He threatened to do that soon after Trump 2.0 began. That would have been fun to watch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 05:01 PM (dmtbP)

347 That's when it "leaked" that they planned a massive guerilla war...with an unarmed population. Pure idiocy.

It could work. Do they have kitchen utensils?
Posted by: The Imperial Japanese Army at September 24, 2026 05:00 PM (guGk

if you 'fade' into the wilderness in Canada, well we can just leave you there to starve. There's a reason something like 90 percent of the country lives within 100 miles of the US border.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

348 You want America to be a hermetically sealed autarky. If the country is impoverished, so be it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 04:59 PM (dmtbP)
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I think this is a false dichotomy. We can be a player in the global markets while maintaining our autonomy and also not deliberately outsourcing all of our manufacturing to foreign shores and then allowing those shitty products to undercut everything made at home.

We also don't have to allow unfettered access to our huge consumer market without tariffs or fees out of the goodness of our hearts. Cheap TVs don't make a lasting nation.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (oqH4h)

349 MoMee Group Center will lead the attack on Ottawa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 04:58 PM (guGkK)


Group NorthEast can do overwatch. We are fat and slow, but we can shoot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 05:07 PM (k5CNB)

350 We also don't have to allow unfettered access to our huge consumer market without tariffs or fees out of the goodness of our hearts. Cheap TVs don't make a lasting nation.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 05:04 PM (oqH4h)

you also want to protect / keep alive production you need for defense and national survival like farms.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

351 you also want to protect / keep alive production you need for defense and national survival like farms.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)


This is vital, and something that President Trump understands. There is a reason that JP Morgan is directing something like $1T in investments to their Strategic Resiliency group. And BofA has something similar (but smaller).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 05:10 PM (k5CNB)

352 fuck. And US companies should make quality goods. You’ll never see me wearing anything other than New Balance. For a reason.

Posted by: Cow Demon
---

You didn't look at the clip did you?
Where have I said America only?
You make much noise and straw men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 05:19 PM (+UcOf)

353 IMHO Israel has replaced Britain as the weaker but still useful main ally of American interests. Which is why the anti-American contingent both here and abroad bashes them 24\7.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 24, 2026 05:37 PM (3/XaG)

Did Sonny Hostin Lie About Being the Holdout Juror in the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park Case?

Earlier this week, Sonny Hostin bragged that she was the lone holdout that allowed the literal cannibal killer called "The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park" -- a man who murdered someone and then cut up the body and gave it to homeless people to eat to dispose of the evidence -- to beat a murder rap.

But now it emerges that she was not the holdout juror -- an unemployed man was.


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Andrew Kolvet
@AndrewKolvet


This is the funniest thing on the internet this morning.

Turns out Sunny Hostin was lying about being the lone holdout juror who got The Butcher of Tompkins Square Park off on murder charges.

The holdout was an unemployed guy who wanted the $15/day juror stipend to continue, and Hostin is quoted as being upset he got off:

"He knew what he was doing."

Earth to Sunny, the truth makes you look far better than the lie!

Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew

1h

Unreal. This should drive her off the program.

She blatantly lied about her role as a juror in this case.

She claimed she was a holdout juror who convinced the other 11 who wanted to convict to change their minds.

But this article written at the time reveals her to be lying.

Grok confirms her true name prior to changing it was "Asunción Cummings."

Nicolas Fondacaro of MRC says the evidence isn't as clear as that NY Daily News article makes it seem. He says that Sonny Hostin was reported by one outlet as being one of the two holdout jurors.

But... even so, she would not be the lone holdout as she says, and also, it seems that the unemployed man was the main holdout, and if she eventually voted with him, it was just to reach a "compromise" with him.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:34 PM




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1 New

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (KWbVO)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

3 NOOD has been lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

4 SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (53oGX)

5 She spews TRUTH over FACTS!!!!


What's YOUR truth?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V)

6 Did Sonny Hostin Lie About Being the Holdout Juror in the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park Case?

She was there! I saw her from Iraq while I was dodging bullets.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (l3cgK)

7 SPONGE!
Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (53oGX)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V)

8 Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU)

9 Alternate title: Attention Whore Whores for Attention; Gets Busted Being a Whore

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V)

10 She lied???
Imagine my surprise.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (2WIwB)

11 This weaksauce story (annoyingly) popped up on my feed while I was away.

I paid little attention to it, but my instant reaction was that this cunt was 100% full of shit, and that it would be exposed quickly.

Gee, it turns out I was right.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

12 not the holdout juror

Her mouth was moving again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (NnhvP)

13 I got nuthin' on this topic.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (ZxPkt)

14 When you think about it, aren't we ALL holdout jurors in a famous cannibal murder case? In our own way?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (YWUqf)

15 Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU)

Because she can.

Posted by: And it gets attention at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

16 I've never listened to one second of CandyO, nor SunnyH. I must be racist. Or a misogynist. Or both.

Posted by: Beneath Contempt at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (Fn+3X)

17 In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)

18 Raise your hand if you were caught lying publicly and kept your job.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (KWbVO)

19 Did Sonny Hostin Lie

Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (sIUuR)

20 I can't keep all these media hacktards straight.

Which one is Sunny Owens and which is Candy Hostin?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (GD2xa)

21 Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
1h

Unreal. This should drive her off the program.


—-

I wouldn’t bet any real money on that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (6ydKt)

22 a hat tip maychance?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2)

23 Why lie about it? Is she (and the rest of that coven) so desperate for LIKES and audience approval that they will say anything? I she selling the words out of her mouth for a nice paycheck? Does that make her an actress or a whore?
Ya know, I just don't care.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB)

24 Her lips are moving so its a given that she's lying.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Q/FnY)

25 Did she think no one would check?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2UnvF)

26 I taught Elvis how to gyrate.

Posted by: Forest Gump at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (wVcYX)

27 Rakowitz was a lovely fellow. Fed the homeless, don't you know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (NGWpV)

28 23 Why lie about it? Is she (and the rest of that coven) so desperate for LIKES and audience approval that they will say anything? I she selling the words out of her mouth for a nice paycheck? Does that make her an actress or a whore?
Ya know, I just don't care.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB)

Actresses and whores...the difference is sometimes the amount of money they'll ask for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK)

29 Raise your hand if you were caught lying publicly and kept your job.

::Raises hand::

Posted by: Every Democrat Everywhere at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (vRYMt)

30 Why lie about it?

this is the question I asked this morning.

why lie? it can be checked?

I think they live in fantasy land. she made up a story in her head with part reality and part fiction but to her it's all real

it's bizarre

Diogenes if anyone should understand why people act like this, it's probably you

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)

31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU)

32 24 Her lips are moving so its a given that she's lying.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Q/FnY)

Even Kumala Whorris?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

33 I guess negative attention to an attention whore is still attention for an attention whore.

Posted by: nckate at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (enNUy)

34 31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU)

To many dirty judges, DAs, cops...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK)

35 21 Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
1h

Unreal. This should drive her off the program.

Why? The whole show is lies and propaganda.

Posted by: It's not like they trade in truth and integrity at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

36 In the clip she boasts of being cited in the NYT. I've been quoted in the Times also, back when it was a real newspaper.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (bX16E)

37 "Nicolas Fondacaro of MRC says the evidence isn't as clear as that NY Daily News article makes it seem. He says that Sonny Hostin was reported by one outlet as being one of the two holdout jurors."

I read the link. What she said at the time was this:

We don't think he intended to kill her," said a juror, Asuncion Cummings [Sonny Hostin]. "But once he did, he dismembered her body in an effort to commit the perfect crime."

That statement has nothing to do with any insanity defense. She's basically saying he knew exactly what he was doing, but guilty of some lesser offense than murder. Even if she was holding out on that basis, she's still lying now by claiming she was holding out because he was legally insane.

Bottom line: Stank Bitch Speaketh With Forked Tongue.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

38 I got nuthin' on this topic.
Posted by: Don Black

It's overrated, anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)

39 Breaking. Oxford English Dictionary has made holdout juror in a cannibal murder case the 2026 Word of the Year.

Holdout Juror In a Cannibal Murder Case (n)
A person who remembers the past fondly and accurately and also as a "teachable moment"

ex.
1. This cereal is so good it reminds me of the time I was a holdout juror in a cannibal murder case.°

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (YWUqf)

40 Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (TN0g+)

41 In the clip she boasts of being cited in the NYT. I've been quoted in the Times also, back when it was a real newspaper.

I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU)

42 All the leftists on TV are going to turn into the embellishment guy from Saturday Night Live, aren't they.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

43 Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Dan Rather, Hardbitten Newsman at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (wVcYX)

44 Was she even on the jury? Or in town for the trial?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D)

45 Kind of sucks. Everyone gets to sit in on all these sensational jury pools and the only time I sat on a jury was for some lady who was siphoning funds from a used car dealer. The trial was without sesationalism, however. She cried so hard the top row of her false teeth skirted out and slid off the table.

Let this be a lesson, everyone. Don't do Meth.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:46 PM (dIske)

46 Leftist want so badly to be evil that they lie and pretend to be evil, even when they're good.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5)

47 The holdout was an unemployed guy who wanted the $15/day juror stipend to continue,

Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!

Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)

48 I have only been on two juries that concluded. A third started then settled. One was a case where someone got into a car accident and missed a bunch of work, and one was a dad molesting his daughter. That second one was really tough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (KyEAU)

49
Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)



FREE MY WILLY!

Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

50 Did she think no one would check?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2UnvF) .

The Left lies about checkable shit every waking breath. They never apologize, never back down, and what's more they never stop repeating the lie.

Why do we think this is new? This is now a National Conversation and that is literally the only thing that matters to them.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (YWUqf)

51 I was interviewed on TV as a volunteer working on building a city children's park.

I was very pleased that they edited out 90% of my idiotic comments before the broadcast and kept me from looking like a special needs kid.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (4NO2D)

52 39 Breaking. Oxford English Dictionary has made holdout juror in a cannibal murder case the 2026 Word of the Year.

Holdout Juror In a Cannibal Murder Case (n)
A person who remembers the past fondly and accurately and also as a "teachable moment"

ex.
1. This cereal is so good it reminds me of the time I was a holdout juror in a cannibal murder case.°

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (YWUqf)

I could see that added to Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)

53 Why is Sunny Hostin lying about being the hold out juror?

Lying is safer. Telling an unguarded truth can get them in trouble.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (3s43i)

54 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too.

It will go out 10/24, though.

I have something else for 10/3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (I7axw)

55 Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (TN0g+)

That's literally what she makes millions a year to do.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (YWUqf)

56 Speaking about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood from the precious thread...combining it with my squirrel thoughts on the Butcher of Tompkins Park...

Looked up what happened to the Butcher of Tompkins... found not guilty by reason of insanity for the 1989 murder and dismemberment. A jury in 2004 found him no longer dangerous, but a judge, thank heavens, ruled he still suffers from a dangerous mental disorder and requires continued retention, and he still remains under institutionalized psychiatric care. Hopefully for life.

What if the judge was an activist and said he was cured? He would be free now.

One of the Manson cult chicks found guilty was eventually let free.

Andrea Yates could petition to be set free, but she apparently chooses to stay in the facility and waives her right to a sanity review.

All murderers, serial killers, baby killers, human butchers are clearly insane. At what point do woke feminist Karens say yes, they're insane, but also incredibly guilty? To protect society, lock them up? That's no longer the default due to activism. I feel like the Clancy case eroded that, and more and more evil psychopaths will go free.

Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7)

57 I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU)

So 20 years ago.

Posted by: BREAKING NEWS at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (nvKZ7)

58 Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
-----

In our defense, the plane was full.

Posted by: United Airlines at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (TN0g+)

59 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too

dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)

60 49
Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)


FREE MY WILLY!

Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

Free Willy Returns!

Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (l3cgK)

61 34 31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU)
__________________________________

Do you think she said that for good reasons, or to protect her own posterior relative to the case she said she sat on? Keep in mind, someone with that sort of ego would think she's relevant in that regard despite how long ago it occurred.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

62 Got called as a witness in a drunk driving case once. The guy pled out just before the trial was going to start.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (iIyc0)

63 Hostin's a legend, in her own mind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (2Cry5)

64 62 Got called as a witness in a drunk driving case once. The guy pled out just before the trial was going to start.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (iIyc0)

I initially misread that as "The guy bled out"...

Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)

65 Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u)


FREE MY WILLY!
Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

That really was the actual me on screen.

Posted by: Mr. Long Dong Silver, retired at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (wVcYX)

66 59 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too

dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU)

=======

Hammer time fills me with rhythm, man. When you talkin' 'bout the Hammer, you're talkin' 'bout a show that's hyped and tight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (I7axw)

67 dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

His relationship with the Addams Family.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

68 Do you think she said that for good reasons, or to protect her own posterior relative to the case she said she sat on?

I am not sure she has an original thought in her head at any time so probably got it from someone else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (KyEAU)

69 I love this for her!!! LIAR!

Flyin' high as the King of Ortho at the university said my dude's MRI was "over read" for doom by the radiologist (surgery and six weeks of crutches). PT for 12 weeks and muscle strengthening.

I read last night that 1 out of 3 radiologists over read reports.

This Doc (who is the doc of professional teams) normally only sees patients under 50yrs for sports medicine stuff. I told him I wished he had a hotline for retired neurotic RN's. His assistant told me that she was the hotline based on my note of him being a former elite runner...she got him in. I thanked her.

Thanks to any who prayed as that was a comfort and I might sleep normally again vs my 4am stress alarm going off for a month. Thankful.

Now to read about crazy Candace below. Wow...Weinstein, Candy? Really???

Love y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (hzuYO)

70 I think we've reached peak woke when we have celebrities lying about letting cannibal murders go...I mean it must be right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

71 Was she even on the jury? Or in town for the trial?

She's a survivor. She had the potential of being called to jury duty.

Posted by: David Hogg at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (3s43i)

72 >>> According to this article, Asunción "Sunny" Cummings Hostin is actually upset with the holdout juror, saying she believed the cannibal defendant was aware of his actions.

She misremembered in her mind?

She and her son are NOT good at getting their stories straight. Why was he REALLY by those train tracks in a bad part of town at night?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (Toos7)

73 Grok confirms her true name prior to changing it was "Asunción Cummings."

_____

Asuncion junction , what's your function.... Working out lies and fibs and assumptions

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (p5G+S)

74 I initially misread that as "The guy bled out"...
Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK)


Considering how he crashed into someone, I'd have been okay with that.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (iIyc0)

75 off wit this sock

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 02:53 PM (l3cgK)

76 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (hzuYO)

Awesome CB!!!

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:53 PM (YWUqf)

77 It wasn't cannibalism-cannibalism.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at September 24, 2026 02:54 PM (/OKHJ)

78 Afternoon.

Crazy bitches yo the left of me, crazy bitches to the right. Islam right in front of me looking better by the day.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (p71VW)

79 think we've reached peak woke when we have celebrities lying about letting cannibal murders go...I mean it must be right?
Posted by: 18-1

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (+mpku)

80 I knew she was lying as soon she said one of them threw a chair at her. Projection.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (ort2b)

81 Let he who has not lied about setting a cannibal murderer free cast the first stone.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YWUqf)

82 ChristyBlinky,

How did your reunion with your fellow nurses go?

Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (yGX8n)

83 I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (+mpku)

LMAO seriously

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YWUqf)

84 There was that episode of criminal minds where the killer served the dead people in a soup to the volunteers that were looking for the missing person.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

85 Speaking of free willies, I just stumbled onto Beckster's post here -

@shannonrwatts
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.


I hope the woman doesn't take that money because that - literally - makes her a whore. If that's the baseline then any creep can just whip it out and go for it.
Oh, it also makes United staff into pimps. They're the ones paying the women on their planes for creeps to spank it at them.
I am glad she reported it thus saving her honor. Not so much United's.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (88C+u)

86 willowed - again

263 No but everyone knows how the system works, and its coercive and evil. As the Eagles put it:

"Come sit down here beside me, honey. Let's have a little heart to heart. Now look at me and tell me, darlin', how badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice? And are you willing to be real nice?"
--The King of Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----

Actors and performers should be segregated from civil society as they were from the beginning of time until the latter part of the 20th Century.
Weinstein, as far as any correction of that system goes is nothing.
He is a sacrificial distraction from the corruption of Hollywood and the law.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (+UcOf)

87 Flyin' high as the King of Ortho at the university said my dude's MRI was "over read" for doom by the radiologist (surgery and six weeks of crutches). PT for 12 weeks and muscle strengthening.

Wonderful news. You can do a workout video like Jane Fonda!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (KyEAU)

88 Hey, Wenda's here! Hi, Wenda!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

89 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

I gotta fly too you know

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

90 >>> Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.

And she's married to a doctor worth millions...who she almost didn't marry because he's shorter than her. So she's dumb AND shallow.

I wonder if her husband looks a her and their son is and is like, please, just STOP already. But he was involved in a case himself in 2024, with 200 other doctors in NYC, with RICO charges against him about fraudulent insurance claims. But it looks like the case was later dropped.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (Toos7)

91 There was that episode of criminal minds where the killer served the dead people in a soup to the volunteers that were looking for the missing person.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo)


Sounds like Cartman in South Park.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (iIyc0)

92 If the cannibal don't eat, you must acqueat!!!

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cochrane at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (YWUqf)

93 I don't know why I like vtubers so much. I don't even play vidyer games.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3kF__CbMz-E

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (C1zcE)

94 Netanyahu is at the UN.

What's up with that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (+UcOf)

95 but a judge, thank heavens, ruled he still suffers from a dangerous mental disorder and requires continued retention, and he still remains under institutionalized psychiatric care. Hopefully for life.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7)

______________________

Oh wow, so the guy is still alive. LET HIM OUT!!! We'll see if Sonny still holds the same views when this guy finds out there is a juror playing fast and loose with the truth on something that incarcerated him for decades. I think she'd change her tune if some wild looking lunatic with a history of cannibalism showed up at her door carring a George Foreman Grill.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (dIske)

96
Sounds like Cartman in South Park.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (iIyc0)



He served Ass Burgers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

97 @70 it wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (NGWpV)

98 54 My Hammer essay is complete.
Posted by:The James Madison

So, what was the verdict: Estwing, Craftsman, Dewalt, Vaughan, or Milwaukee? Looking forward to the reveal.

Posted by: Tool Time Tommy at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (Fn+3X)

99 I don't know why I like vtubers so much.

Some of them are kinda fun I guess, but you know if they were hawt in real life they'd be on camera showing off the cleavicles, not using a cartoon fox

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (KyEAU)

100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

101 wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Woke 1.0 was crazy, man.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

102 LOL... called this yesterday...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (mP0Kj)

103 Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7)

The actual killers would have been convicted, probably, It’s debatable in regards to Manson, as Bugliosi had to spend a lot of time and energy to come up with the Helter Skelter theory to prove Charlie ordered the murders and was as responsible as the kids who did the deeds.

I could see some slick lawyer today get a not guilty for Charlie. The only Family member who testified against them was Linda Kasabian and a good defense lawyer could throw some doubt on her due to her being an addict and probable prostitute.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (6ydKt)

104 it wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure

TBH, "lesbian bar adventure" sounds way more fun then "cannibal murderer trial"

Especially if you can add busty to the first story...

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

105 Netanyahu is at the UN.

The usual Jew-hating suspects are raging that he hasn't been tackled by international cops for having an international arrest warrant on him internationally, much less shot on sight.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU)

106 100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

107 Ever here of this guy. Nicolas Claux, known as the "Paris Vampire," is a French killer and cannibal who was released from prison in March 2002 after serving over seven years of a 12-sentence.

Those wacky French.

If I remember correctly, the guys defense was "it was consentual."

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske)

108 "Asunción Cummings."

I changed it because the kids on the playground called me Ass Cummings for short.

Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (w6EFb)

109 I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU)

Newspaper photographer wanted to snap a picture of me and the wife from behind. Her hair went down to her ankles back then, and it was fall in NJ, so we were both wearing long coats. She nixed it, so it didn't happen. I could tell the guy was crushed. He and I knew it would have been a great pic...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (08OqX)

110 > Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure

That whole story is hilarious. They're going insane over removing the mask mandate one day a week. You can still mask up if you want on that day. Every other day of the week masks are mandatory.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N)

111 Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (NGWpV)

112 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too
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dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?


Trust him. He knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs)

113 Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.

Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (Tjq5Z)

114 Even at my young horniest I couldn't whip it out in a crowded airplane and do the deed, I do not understand that kind of attitude. Mr Happy gets shy in a crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU)

115 Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?

Just need a defense attorney to argue he was just killing rich white people that needed killing and one woke juror so...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

116 >>> United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Apparently there is a trend of people gooning in Dollar Trees on the merchandise. Gross. Crowder showed a clip of a man whose mom stumbled across a guy who had whipped it out in a Dollar Tree to get off on the merchandise, and he grabbed the man and was beating on him.

Society is broken, logging more evidence into the record.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (Toos7)

117 He served Ass Burgers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)


Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0)

118 Why would Sunny Hostin lie?

Because she can get away with it and her colleagues will help.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (dmtbP)

119 How severe is your "hero syndrome" when you have to co-opt the actions of someone else ... to still be the hero of your own story?

I think constant TDS must also rot other centers of their brains.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (HlyYF)

120 So if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

121 Breaking:

WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased.

Dr. Steve Turley has the story -
https://youtu.be/KYWggmofFWk

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

122 Masturbating flight
Sunny Hostin cannibal
Full and full of lies

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

123 120 So if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)
__________________

You'd be the Headliner.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (dIske)

124 if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?
Posted by: 18-1 at

As long as you couldn't pay the cover.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

125 Always wanted a geologist hammer. Never got one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (KGj36)

126 82 ChristyBlinky,

How did your reunion with your fellow nurses go?
Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (yGX8n)

******
It was fun, altho there were only 4 of us from my class out of the 40 people there. The others looked like Karens.

Two of the "girls" lived above me in an old historic (because I lived there) duplex. Hadn't seen them since graduation and we yapped for hours.

I showed them photos of bf/husband with our grands and they couldn't believe the lunatic casanova bf settled down to be a good man. I lucked out.

I did not go on the tour of the college or hospital or see the teaching mannequins as I didn't care. I also knew I'd mess with the mannequin and be inappropirate.

Good to see you!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (hzuYO)

127 Jury nullification by protected class? What else is up for grabs?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (wxsGM)

128 106 100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

+12 if it's a haiku

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (jrgJz)

129 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Zer looks like zee could be Big Mike Obama's younger brother

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

130 Hostin lied, people dies.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (E2K/A)

131 Some of them are kinda fun I guess, but you know if they were hawt in real life they'd be on camera showing off the cleavicles, not using a cartoon fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (KyEAU)

This is what TJM needs to transition his channel into. More people would watch a video of Jack Titty or whatever his name is if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (+TdeV)

132 I could tell the guy was crushed. He and I knew it would have been a great pic...

Photographers see the world differently than you or I, they see the isolated bit of what we see the whole of, the part that will make up an amazing image. That's what they are doing when they do that goofy fingers in a square shape thing: isolating a section to confirm its value.

Of course these days since you can reel off 999,000 pictures and don't have to worry about film there's no point in checking first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU)

133 Why would Sunny Hostin lie?
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Because she can get away with it and her colleagues will help.


See also: John 8:44.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 03:06 PM (vTZFs)

134 if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM


Calling Anna Puma, Anna Puma to the white courtesy phone..

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D)

135 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf)

and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj)

+12 if it's a haiku
-----

I did it--see post at #122.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (TN0g+)

136
Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0)



Huh. Musta missed that one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)

137 This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.

After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (N1DT3)

138 Jerking off in a Dollar Tree. We're not there yet, but we're getting closer to peak.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (+mpku)

139 Even at my young horniest I couldn't whip it out in a crowded airplane and do the deed, I do not understand that kind of attitude. Mr Happy gets shy in a crowd.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU)

Not an attitude. He gets off on it.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:08 PM (YWUqf)

140 Why would you, uh, flog the dolphin in a dollar tree over in the parking lot like a normal pervert?

I mean people used to have standards

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

141 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased.

Dr. Steve Turley has the story -
https://youtu.be/KYWggmofFWk
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

___________________________

She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (dIske)

142 Masturbating flight
Sunny Hostin cannibal
Full and full of lies

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

Nice.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (YWUqf)

143 136
Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0)


Huh. Musta missed that one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)

======

"Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."

"Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (I7axw)

144 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.

Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased.



They were big leaguing. "Don't you know who we are?" "WE GOT HER!!!" Like that means dick after she commits assault......

The entitlement generation........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V)

145 She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.
Posted by: Orson at

Some are more equal than others.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

146 More people would watch a video of Jack Titty or whatever his name is if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.

There is a guy vtuber that has a girl with cat ears and big glasses. He doesn't even bother disguising his voice. Its very odd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (KyEAU)

147 I did it--see post at #122.

Posted by: Crusader

It is a good haiku.....I offer you a laurel and hearty handshake

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (jrgJz)

148 She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.

I'm so old I remember when the FNM told me protestors pushing cops on J6 in DC was grounds for them to be shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

149 Of course these days since you can reel off 999,000 pictures and don't have to worry about film there's no point in checking first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU)

Depends on the subject(s).
Still life, fashion, architectural, and product shots still need good lighting and setups, so you put a lot of time into composition beforehand.

Most everybody else; photojournalism, sports, paparazzi, etc. just hold down the button and get as many pics as flash and media storage allows, then pick and choose the best shots later.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (6ydKt)

150 148 She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.

I'm so old I remember when the FNM told me protestors pushing cops on J6 in DC was grounds for them to be shot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

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Attacking the Praetorian Guard is akin to attacking democracy.

Attacking some cop in backwater Florida is no big deal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (I7axw)

151 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (KGj36)

152 Only thing I have to contribute is one Hammer Toe.

Posted by: Podiatrically Speaking at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (Fn+3X)

153 "Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."

"Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again."


It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)

154 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead

We're not that lucky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (+mpku)

155 WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery

Only males in Dallas get to be the Felons, their WNBA players have to settle for Misdemeanors.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (88C+u)

156 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

157 151 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (KGj36)

_______________________

If one or more of the players isn't officially named "Ebola" I'd be surprised.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske)

158 There is a guy vtuber that has a girl with cat ears and big glasses. He doesn't even bother disguising his voice. Its very odd
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (KyEAU)

Rev Says Desu! He's married to another VTuber named StrawB. An actual all original parts female. They had a kid just recently.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KX5f0)

159
153 "Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."

"Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again."

It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)

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Pretty sure the Simpsons already did it, Professor Chaos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (I7axw)

160 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM


Which one is she?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (sIUuR)

161 As her name suggests, "Sonny" Hostin used to be a male, and was unemployed at the time of the trial.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (vbXSk)

162 Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)

Ah. Woke 1.0 vs Woke 2.0

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (YWUqf)

163 156 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

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Yeah. New season is named South America because Trump is renaming everything.

Last episode I watched was their feature length episode about influencers from 2-3 years ago.

It was alright.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (I7axw)

164 And now (OT) a story about kindly teens from
MA who helped a stranded motorist. " Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7mxy9z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (JrHfD)

165 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Yeah. Every once in a while the do one that's not about hating Trump. Its pretty well universally agreed that they have reached late season Simpsons quality of writing and ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (KyEAU)

166 The South Park video games (The Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole) are the last real gasp of quality from the franchise, and they're years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (I7axw)

167 165 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?

Yeah. Every once in a while the do one that's not about hating Trump. Its pretty well universally agreed that they have reached late season Simpsons quality of writing and ideas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (KyEAU)

=======

"Simpsons did it!"
-General Disarray

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (I7axw)

168 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)



They just got paid $1bn to jump to Paramount and make more episodes. They didn't have the balls to make fun of Owebama or O'Biden, but boy howdy are they stronk in their Trump hate......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

169 Complaining about relaxing mask mandates five years after covid is woke 1.0. Lying about getting cannibal murders off for no apparent reason is woke 2.0.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (YWUqf)

170 One of my favorite South Park moments:

https://tinyurl.com/General-Cartman-Lee

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (TN0g+)

171
Sunny doesn't need to "lawyer" her way out of this lie. She can just "View" her way out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)

172 What the left has not grasped yet is Trump is renaming stuff not out of insanity but to mock the left's need to rename everything from the past. Its why he's on about wiping JFK stuff out as well: their erasing the past. Everything he does now is a huge finger to the crazed stuff the left has been doing for decades. Partly out of revenge, and partly to make a point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (KyEAU)

173 She is a Deranged Cunt. Why would she not lie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (dPOOv)

174 It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU)


Parker and Stone described Cartman as the sludge at the bottom of everyone's soul.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (iIyc0)

175 She is a Deranged Cunt. Why would she not lie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (dPOOv)



You shouldn't hold back. Let it out.......


And you have POO in your hash.

Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)

176 There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u)

177 Everything he does now is a huge finger to the crazed stuff the left has been doing for decades. Partly out of revenge, and partly to make a point

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (KyEAU)

It's more than that. Their power to rename is the power to reshape history. He is reshaping it back.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (YWUqf)

178 They just got paid $1bn to jump to Paramount and make more episodes. They didn't have the balls to make fun of Owebama or O'Biden, but boy howdy are they stronk in their Trump hate......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)


Boy, no shit. I tried watching a couple of the newer episodes and changed channels.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (iIyc0)

179 I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (sAnBa)

180 Hey, Sunny!

Rakowitz is still alive and willing to smoke that joint with you (even though you were an imaginary juror)!

Try not to arrive with condiments.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (hzuYO)

181 There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u)



Don't care. They're hypocrite assholes who wore their welcome out YEARS ago.

I've got nothing for them and will likely never watch another episode ever again.


How's their restaurant doing where they were going to pay everyone $20+ an hour? It still thriving?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)

182 And the "serving dead relatives in a stew" is a tale as old as Atreus and Thyestes.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (88C+u)

183 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (2Ez/1)

184 Bitch is whack, esé

Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (dK+Kv)

185 182 And the "serving dead relatives in a stew" is a tale as old as Atreus and Thyestes.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (88C+u)

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"Made you eat your children, nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."
-Titus Andronichus

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (I7axw)

186 There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u)

Which means they're not planning on running against him for 2028. Like they once did with Bush in 2008 with McCain's gracious traitorous help.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (YWUqf)

187 Out: Woodrow Wilson Bridge

In: Donald Trump Bridge

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (wVcYX)

188 No comment -

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
·
51m
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.

May peace be our future.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)

189 I am shocked at all of you racists for putting a woman of color under a microscope like you do other women of color who lie continually. You do it to white women who also lie but they deserve it because slavery or something!

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (oiNtH)

190 The Hill: Collins leads Maine Senate race by 3 points in The New York Times/Siena University survey.

What are you doing Maine? She hates you guys

There’s a lot of dudes in lifted trucks paying 250 bucks a week in gas that can’t get over the fact that there might be a trans person playing women’s basketball somewhere in the country.

These are the kinds of polls we need to see. Showing Republicans have a chance means nobody can be complacent in going to vote.

I just went to a town meeting to try to stabilize rent for mobile homes and the amount of people using their keywords like socialism and communism but never actually making a point was a shock to me. One guy even threatened the select board with a lawsuit calling them thieves through taxation. I dont live in a wealthy town, and the price of housing has more than doubled in the last five years.

Anyway, the rent stabilization ordinance was shot down.

really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

191 @NYCMayor
·
51m
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.

May peace be our future.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)




What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

192
Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:23 PM (/QHx4)

193 190
really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

========

"Collins doesn't have a chance. Maine is finally getting rid of her. She hasn't led a single poll."
-Reddit, October 2020

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:23 PM (I7axw)

194 Bulg,
I'm doing well. I had 3 minor eye surgeries in the past 2 months---all successful, but staring into the bright lights of a monitor has been painful. So I've been limited.

But I keep track of you all. Transgressions will be noted.

Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (yGX8n)

195 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

Posted by: four seasons

Not likely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (+mpku)

196
But I keep track of you all. Transgressions will be noted.
Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (yGX8n)




shhhhhhhtttttttt.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (ccf/V)

197 161 As her name suggests, "Sonny" Hostin used to be a male, and was unemployed at the time of the trial.
Posted by: illiniwek

Look how they massacred my boy!

Posted by: Vito Corleone at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (5HGTQ)

198
Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove

================

I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)

199 Well if she was murdered and I am on the jury at least I know how the verdict should go.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (Ia/+0)

200
Look how they massacred my boy!
Posted by: Vito Corleone at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (5HGTQ)




I think you mean mascaraed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (ccf/V)

201 really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ)

Maine voters are dumber than a bucket of crabs.

In fact, Maine voters are a bucket of crabs. But dumber than normal crabs.

Intellectually disabled crabs.

There are no humans in Maine.

Posted by: tinfoil hat enjoyer at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (sAnBa)

202 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

you'd have to wrap it when it gets below freezing I think

mine is coming on in when it starts to freeze at night

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (j+aD2)

203 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge


The only kind of terro-muslim that other muslims can't stand.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (HeG1i)

204 8 Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU)

137 This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.

After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (N1DT3)


Boy, am I glad I did a search before answering CRT! Yes, what FV said.

Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (ke3zm)

205
May peace be our future.




Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (ccf/V)

206 Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
·
51m
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.

May peace be our future.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)
________________________________

If I were a Republican residing in NYC, I would immediately go to the NY Parks department and ask to see a copy of Mamdani's tree planting permit. Because, I happen to know that in Manhattan, that is a requirement.

Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

207 There’s a lot of dudes in lifted trucks paying 250 bucks a week in gas that can’t get over the fact that there might be a trans person playing women’s basketball somewhere in the country.

There’s a lot of tiny girls whose parents pay good money to equip, coach, and pay the fees for their daughter to play against dudes paying 250 bucks a week for hormone treatments so they can pretend to be women and dominate girls in sports.

But you don’t give one shit about the girls because your main objective seems to be to piss off dudes in trucks due to irrational hatred and otherism.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (6ydKt)

208 Of course she lied. Otherwise, she would have been crowing about this from the moment the Clancy trial ended. It just took her that long to come up with the lie, and then flesh it out. She really is a mental midget, not figuring out that folks can look up the truth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (gm+z0)

209 206 Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)

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For nobodies, sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (I7axw)

210 If I were a Republican residing in NYC, I would immediately go to the NY Parks department and ask to see a copy of Mamdani's tree planting permit. Because, I happen to know that in Manhattan, that is a requirement.

Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both
Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske)




Seems you don't know who he is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (ccf/V)

211 I believe her

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (KaLR8)

212 Think could get some of Mamdani's olives on a salad made at a Jewish deli?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (KX5f0)

213 LOL.

Which is worse?

"I am the stupidest dumbfuck with the most deranged moral compass in any given room" OR "I am lying about being the stupidest dumbfuck with the most deranged moral compass in the room, because I want the stolen valor that comes from being the biggest 'tard in this grimy citadel of degenerate dumbfucks?"

It's really hard to say.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (+oUFo)

214 "what's a Palestinian"? This woman claims that she is one. What makes it worse, IMO, is that she's actually Jewish . "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/33jzw4ch

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (JrHfD)

215 I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)

Well, she conned gullible people out of their money. She's only a risk to any people dumb enough to do business with her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (dPOOv)

216 Heh, Netanyahu at the UN:

"If there are any other moral cowards who haven't left this hall, please do so now,'

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (SAHhM)

217 A pillar of The View, the very pillar of news reporting truths, dissimulating? I shan't believe it!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1)

218 They didn't say WHERE the tree was planted, however, if it's outside, it will be dead by Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

219 179 I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.

Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV.

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq)

220 For nobodies, sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (I7axw)
____________________

That's one of the problems with the GOP. We aren't rabble rowsers. We should throw every over regulated, control mechanized law that THEY passed right back in their faces, even if it doesn't have a prayer of landing.

Their rules.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (dIske)

221 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?

Is in a pot so maybe the plan is to pull it in for the winter months.

If I were a New Yorker I would want a mayor more concerned about my city than some connection to Mediterranean plants, but that's just me I guess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (KyEAU)

222 Olives are like almonds, right? They want wet feet but dry air.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (4NO2D)

223 I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.

Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV.
Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq)



I can do a pretty good Meatwad impression......I'd have to watch some episodes as I have no idea what he actually says, but.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (ccf/V)

224 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

225 Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I got genuinely enraged when I saw previews of that. It was so transparently and blatantly a crass commercial decision to craft a show deliberately meant to appeal to millennials with minimal effort to logic or design and the cheapest animation possible. "Kids will love this crap no matter how reasty and disgusting it is! We can make them cheer for the most horrible, obvious pandering imaginable!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (KyEAU)

226 224 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

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Why are Arabs taking white people names for their land like Palestine? Romans came up with that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (I7axw)

227 Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove

================

I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ)
______

Eh. Yes, she was a total fraud. But the fraud was barely concealed. She was clearly pimping snake oil that any reasonable diligent investor would have spotted.

But people are irrational and greedy and believe what they want to believe. Plus, her story was right out of Hollywood: young, attractive lady invents radical new medical test.

So she and the company were hyped to the moon. But it was patently obvious bullshit. Fools are soon parted with their money, and all that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

228 Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

Wasn't Golda Meir originally Russian?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:34 PM (KX5f0)

229 Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0)

Wasn't Golda Meir originally Russian?
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:34 PM (KX5f0)
________

Kiev!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

230 Looking it up, she was born in Kyev.

I'm sorry. KEEEEEEEEEEEV!

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (KX5f0)

231 "Wondering"........that's a tough one:



Liz Collin

@lizcollin
·
38m
Submitted: A $250,000 grant from the Minnesota Department of Education to the Bloomington school district to find and retain non-white teachers.

“We’re wondering if this is legal,” a district employee asked
@AlphaNews
.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (kX27y)

232 This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.

After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the holdout juror in every court case.

Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (VHUov)

233 Born into a Ukrainian-Jewish family in Kiev, Russian Empire, Meir immigrated with her family to the United States in 1906, later graduating from the Milwaukee State Normal School and found work as a teacher. While in Milwaukee, she embraced the Labor Zionist movement. In 1921, Meir and her husband immigrated to Mandatory Palestine, settling in Merhavia, later becoming the kibbutz's representative to the Histadrut. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D)

234
Amazon Prime has a show called Fatal Fraud. Started watching it last night. It is amazing how greedy people are.

Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (/QHx4)

235 Speaking of lying scrunts:

https://tinyurl.com/2kax4tks

Must be a hit put out by Chuckie or Nancy if the NYT is going after a democrat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (gm+z0)

236 Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV.
Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq)

Carl can be a guest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:37 PM (iulL+)

237 233 Born into a Ukrainian-Jewish family in Kiev, Russian Empire, Meir immigrated with her family to the United States in 1906, later graduating from the Milwaukee State Normal School and found work as a teacher. While in Milwaukee, she embraced the Labor Zionist movement. In 1921, Meir and her husband immigrated to Mandatory Palestine, settling in Merhavia, later becoming the kibbutz's representative to the Histadrut. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D)

I was wrong here. I guess it was just her passport. But her point was that calling someone Palestinian was misleading at best.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (gm+z0)

238 Milwaukee?

I wonder if the parents of the Red Letter Media guys knew her?

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (KX5f0)

239 I got genuinely enraged when I saw previews of that. ...We can make them cheer for the most horrible, obvious pandering imaginable!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---

Dumb is good, Think is sad; Be happy
Dumb is malleable like metal,
Think is brittle like glass
Be metal, Be happy, don't break

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (+UcOf)

240 Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?


About as long as the promised peace with the "Palestinians".

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (+gK6I)

241 Late to the party but OMG, how embarrassing.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving talking head and I love this for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (kg+tO)

242 Well, that guy definitely looked insane, so I can see why he went for the insanity defense.

Posted by: pookysgirl, judging a book by its cover at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (Wt5PA)

243
the fraud was barely concealed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

================

This is true, but I doubt that was the basis for her appeal. Also, she harmed a few patients, and her intent, holy fvck. She was knowingly putting bad diagnostics for lethal conditions out there in the public. Too bad she wasn't prosecuted for that, but I'd keep it in consideration in sentencing her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

244 On earlier topic - the WH pool reporting provided by Real America's Voice was outside the corporate news cartel, thus unacknowledged by the cartel. The judge ruled to restore the cartel's position. Down with the cartel!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (zINbG)

245 Meh.

Anyone who looked at that skeevy muppet Sam Bank-Fraud and his greasy meth-monster paramour and said "shut up and take my millions" DESERVED to be robbed.

But it's still a serious felony crime nonetheless, and so was Holmes' fraud, and it's made much worse by the fact that the people who invested nothing but believed that they were receiving real blood tests she used to perpetuate the scam didn't deserve it.

She should rot in prison.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (+oUFo)

246 new thread youse guys

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

247 Nothing will happen.

It's racist to notice a woman of color is lying.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (GUOwU)

248 I was wrong here. I guess it was just her passport. But her point was that calling someone Palestinian was misleading at best.

Posted by: tcn
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Think the Romans named the area Palestine when there were no arabs or islamists there. WAIT.
They named it Palestine when there was no islam.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (+UcOf)

249 RUSSIAN olive trees were introduced to the flyover states during the "dust bowl" era. It can get colder there than it does in NYC.

Turns out that the damn trees are now considered invasive in many states.

OTOH, who thinks Mamdani was smart enough to plant an olive tree fit for the NYC climate rather than a Mediterranean cultivar?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (HlyYF)

250 "Eh. Yes, she was a total fraud. But the fraud was barely concealed. She was clearly pimping snake oil that any reasonable diligent investor would have spotted."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM
++++++++++++

Is this about us?

Posted by: Walgreens Board of Directors at September 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1)

251 NOOD

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (iIyc0)

252 Catalpas, you need catalpa trees and Sycamore trees.
Those are the trees to plant.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (+UcOf)

253 I knew it! LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy)

254 Out: Woodrow Wilson Bridge

In: Donald Trump Bridge
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (wVcYX)

Wilson was a huge racist and a pillar of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

255
No one is above the law, beeyotch. How about telling the truth -- is no one above that, too?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 04:08 PM (GUILE)

Did Candace Owens Take $1.75 Million from Harvey Weinstein to Defend Him and Taint the Jury Pool So That He'd Be Acquitted?

The evidence is suggestive.

Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein groveled for "mercy" during his sentencing in a Manhattan courtroom Wednesday -- where prosecutors revealed his alleged plot to pay a podcaster $1.75 million to "instill fear" in his victims.

The decrepit 74-year-old ex-Miramax mogul had no visible reaction as Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Curtis Farber slapped him with 15 years behind bars, calling Weinstein a "sexual predator" who took advantage of his "insatiable appetite for sexual dominance."

...

Weinstein hired private investigators to track her [the victim he was imprisoned fro raping] after she came forward with her allegations, causing her to live with constant paranoia and "questioning every encounter I have," she added.

Prosecutors alleged during the hearing that they had recordings of Weinstein offering a podcaster $1.75 million in a jailhouse phone call to release videos to help his defense by "contaminating the jury pool and reaching the seated jurors before and after the trials."

Weinstein engaged in a "scheme to disrupt the trial and instill fear in his victims," Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Nicole Blumberg alleged.

Blumberg did not identify the podcaster, but Candace Owens released a podcast series in 2025 called "Harvey Speaks," which featured videos of Weinstein at the notorious city lockup.

Efforts to reach Owens directly Wednesday were unsuccessful. A spokesperson for Owens, Mitchell Jackson, said Wednesday that she was never paid by Weinstein.

Well, that's enough for me. Cavernous Nostrils has never lied or grifted or race-hustled in her entire life.

A Weinstein spokesman denies he paid a podcaster to tamper with a jury -- but does not deny that he paid a podcaster to get his side of the story out to the public.


Weinstein spokesperson Juda Engelmayer denied the jury tampering allegations.

"That characterization is patently untrue. Harvey never offered or paid anyone $1.75 million to influence a jury, and there was no such agreement," Engelmayer said.

"Talking with friends about media coverage or expressing frustration is a very different thing from paying someone to contaminate a jury pool or intimidate witnesses. No money was paid, no such deal was made, and portraying these conversations as a criminal-style 'scheme' is inflammatory and misleading," he said.

Is Candace Owens a "friend," then?

Guys, she really wants to take down the "Epstein Class."

Once she gets done shilling for Harvey Weinstein.

She'll have explosive evidence about Epstein, you guys, in tomorrow's big show. Stay tuned, dum-dums!

Well, she sure did let Harvey Weinstein broadcast his claims of innocence to a large audience:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 Red letter day?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (2Cry5)

2 Based on the same standard of evidence Candace applies to others:

GUILTY!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

3 Fixed...until Ace resaves.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (k5CNB)

4 How did Tucker miss out on this grift? It pays!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (Riz8t)

5 Candace never lies.

She's always 100% true.

That's why the French-Israeli assassins are still a threat against her life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (I7axw)

6 Guys, she really wants to take down the "Epstein Class."

======

She could target Steve Bannon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (I7axw)

7 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (JrHfD)

8 I wonder what else Candy had to do for Harvey to get that money…

Posted by: Open Channel D at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (gYnrv)

9 Cute how she hates a Jews but will happily take $1.75M from one. It’s almost as if everything she says and does is a giant grift.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (jmRo5)

10 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (60zL1)

11 Also, I nooded

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)

12 Totally different stein

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (YWUqf)

13 10 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (60zL1)

=======

She was reportedly like this in high school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (I7axw)

14 Ace, do you fly United?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (W132F)

15 BTW is anyone under 70 years old and not a liberal boomer missing the MSM’s coverage of the White House? I mean also besides airport and waiting room captives?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (wn0/z)

16 candy O pretty much only does three things. Imply she has some inside line on a big story, muddy the narrative on any edge story, and give permission for gormless idiots who are filled with incoherent anger to hate specific things.
This is what she does, and apparently it is lucrative. Whether or not she does it for money is an interesting question. I don't care enough to find out but I wonder if she is for or against data-centers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)

17 When you can be bought, you are not picky about who buys you.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (YWUqf)

18 Has Candace peaked?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (rJ48h)

19 Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Pays Subtle Nod to Chinese Tradition in McQueen Suit
https://shorturl.at/je5hB
Brietbart

Spoiler Alert:
The suit doesn't have a damn thing to do with Steve McQueen. Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)

20 I don't care enough to find out but I wonder if she is for or against data-centers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (rbvCR)

She is for or against whatever you want her to be for or against.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (YWUqf)

21
If they start locking up Hollywood execs for being "sexual predators" who take advantage of their "insatiable appetite for sexual dominance," there won't be a soul left in town.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (eRlcH)

22 I wonder if she is for or against data-centers.

Posted by: Kindltot

Whichever side pays better.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:28 PM (jmRo5)

23 >>>12 Totally different stein

Accurate.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2026 01:28 PM (1wjle)

24
19 Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Pays Subtle Nod to Chinese Tradition in McQueen Suit
https://shorturl.at/je5hB
Brietbart

Spoiler Alert:
The suit doesn't have a damn thing to do with Steve McQueen. Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)

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There is a man making movies today whose name is Steve McQueen.

He is a black, British filmmaker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (I7axw)

25 I mean, eve Steve Bannon pretty much has a career by claiming he has some secretive inside info on a big story, and then muddying the narrative, and giving out dire warnings as to who needs to be targeted.

Actually a lot of podcasts are like this. I can think of about five right off

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)

26
Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)


A drug-addicted homosexualist who killed himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (eRlcH)

27 She hates Jews but she doesn't hate their money.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (YWUqf)

28 Also, I Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (RIvkX)

That's hot!

Posted by: masturbating United passenger who is totally not gay at all at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (J4Dwc)

29 And all the Hollywood Pedos say, look at Harvey, look at Harvey.

And all the Hollywood Pedos say, look at Harvey, look at Harvey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (+UcOf)

30 And the girl in the picture seems like she wants to get ahead. Wonder if she would accept a position? Maybe a maid?
-any rich demo

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (LHPAg)

31 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I thought they had a couple of kids.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

32 Whatever it is, I'm against it!

Posted by: Julius Marx at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (Fn+3X)

33 Just a reminder that Harvey Weinstein’s balls rotted in the 90s and his testicles had to be moved closer to his inner thighs because his scrotum is all fucked up and large portions of it removed. This distinct appearance and scarring of his genitals was recounted and accurately described by his victims. It was not public knowledge and could only be known by someone with direct contact with his genitalia. It was key evidence to establish that sexual contact took place that his victims were able to recall his fucked up Frankenstein junk with accurate detail.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 01:30 PM (5HGTQ)

34 25 I mean, eve Steve Bannon pretty much has a career by claiming he has some secretive inside info on a big story, and then muddying the narrative, and giving out dire warnings as to who needs to be targeted.

Actually a lot of podcasts are like this. I can think of about five right off

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (rbvCR)

========

He became best buddies with Jeffrey Epstein in Epstein's final years and tried to actively reanimate Epstein's image.

And absolutely no one who says that they care about Epstein as an animating issue gives a flying shit about Bannon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:30 PM (I7axw)

35 Candice is making bank on clicks with her nuttery. People either believe her or they think she's insane, but in both cases they can't stop clicking on those links to see what she has to say.

The fact she whores herself out for pay doesn't seem to be relevant to them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 01:30 PM (2Cry5)

36 Well this is awkward

Posted by: Huge Fan of CandyO at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (YWUqf)

37 36 Well this is awkward

Posted by: Huge Fan of CandyO at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (YWUqf)

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Dude, it's da JOOOS, I mean...the Zionists!

Case closed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (I7axw)

38 So Harv.didn't pay off Candy, but did sell out to Qatar and Saudi?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (bX16E)

39 willowed:
295 VDH on Ronald Reagan's corporatist bent favoring the exportation of traditional American enterprise.

https://youtu.be/U9o-68M0bCU?t=2665

I'll never think the same of Reagan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:31 PM (+UcOf)

40 Weinstein spokesperson Juda Engelmayer denied the jury tampering allegations.

I hope she's well-paid because that's the last thing she'll ever put on her resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (guGkK)

41 The suit doesn't have a damn thing to do with Steve McQueen. Apparently there is some fashion designer named Alexander McQueen.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 01:27 PM (8mulE)

Damn, I was hoping she showed up with a mare's leg on her hip.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (/OKHJ)

42 33
So Harvey had a bad case of old man balls and had it Botched?
Now that's funny.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)

43 I thought they had a couple of kids.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

Yes; She is pregnant with her fifth child.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (JrHfD)

44 Speaking of insane women lying for money and clout, apparently Sunny Hostin lied about being the lone holdout juror in that cannibal case.

http://tiny.cc/ig1b101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 01:33 PM (mkw2N)

45 Yes, yes she did.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)

46 mean, eve Steve Bannon pretty much has a career by claiming he has some secretive inside info on a big story, and then muddying the narrative, and giving out dire warnings as to who needs to be targeted.

Actually a lot of podcasts are like this. I can think of about five right off
Posted by: Kindltot a

Every political podcast is like that. It’s like cable news was 15 years ago when people still paid attention to it.

Reality is not that much happens day to day that’s important. But the podcast machine has to keep churning out 2-3 hours of content daily. So they find the smallest insignificant thing and make it an 11. Trunp will be totally destroyed by this thing. Like he was yesterday. And last week.

What I don’t get is how people don’t get tired of being manipulated like that and keep coming back.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (jmRo5)

47 45 Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)

anytime I feel ready to gloat over the View, I remind myself of Candy and Tucker.

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Int1s)

48 I saw Frankenstein Junk open for The Edgar Winter Group at The Troubadour in '89.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (guGkK)

49 Candace Owens is slicker than dog shit on wet grass, and twice as slimy than after the snails slid over it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (AaEou)

50 Apparently Candace will do whatever it takes to prove that Jew money trope.

Posted by: Clay at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (B1iUz)

51 I'm waiting for Candace to blame the Joooos for associating her with Weinstein.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (/s6hB)

52 See what happens when Hollywood stops making westerns? - everything goes fake and gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (KGj36)

53 Weinstein is smart enough to put $1.75 million to better use than Owens. He could have bought the judge or the jury for that money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (+UcOf)

54
She's still mourning Charlie Kirk, 'cause they were tight, not like that Erika woman that directed the Mossad hit against him.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (Y8DZL)

55 hope she's well-paid because that's the last thing she'll ever put on her resume.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM (guGkK)

That’s not how it works in the PR biz. Much like how a lawyer who defends the worst of the worst never runs out of clients.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (jmRo5)

56 anytime I feel ready to gloat over the View, I remind myself of Candy and Tucker.

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (Int1s)

Why? Pretty obvious they're all run by the same shitty actors.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (YWUqf)

57 The problem with Cavernous Nostrils as a nickname is too many syllables. It doesn't roll off the tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

58 31 Candace Owens married a British simp mimbo whose inability to please her as a result of being a soy soaked gay balls turned her into a karen bitch witch
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

I thought they had a couple of kids.
Posted by: Bulg

That doesn't mean sex occurred.

Posted by: Candace, in the dining room, with a turkey baster at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (5HGTQ)

59 53 Weinstein is smart enough to put $1.75 million to better use than Owens. He could have bought the judge or the jury for that money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:35 PM (+UcOf)

=======

Did you see how well tainting the jury pool worked for Lindsay Clancy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (I7axw)

60 Yes; She is pregnant with her fifth child.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hmmm. Not sure if that's a good thing (population growth) or a bad thing (because she's a nut).

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:37 PM (77rzZ)

61 The problem with Cavernous Nostrils as a nickname is too many syllables. It doesn't roll off the tongue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (guGkK)

You would need a full day to roll a tongue off those things.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (YWUqf)

62 See what happens when Hollywood stops making westerns? - everything goes fake and gay.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Uh...Brokeback Mountain was a western.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (77rzZ)

63 That’s not how it works in the PR biz. Much like how a lawyer who defends the worst of the worst never runs out of clients.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

I'm looking for additional representation for my retrial, and possibly lawsuits against those disparaging me...

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (5HGTQ)

64 Posted by: sven

What they do?

https://tinyurl.com/4hrhd8ta

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (viF8m)

65 56 Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:36 PM (YWUqf)

perhaps now but that is after being bought...even their "greatest hits" back in the day were eye-rolling...

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (Int1s)

66 ee what happens when Hollywood stops making westerns? - everything goes fake and gay.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Uh...Brokeback Mountain was a western.
Posted by: Bulg at September

As is The Power of the Dog

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

67 Guys, she really wants to take down the "Epstein Class."

The people who talk about the Epstein class all seem to argue that prosecuting a tranny for grooming kids makes you literally Hitler

Odd that no?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

68 66 As is The Power of the Dog

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

========

Rebuttal:

No one has seen The Power of the Dog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:39 PM (I7axw)

69 64 Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:38 PM (viF8m)

quite which actually makes them worse than the Shrews...the shrews never bite the left hand...

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 01:40 PM (Int1s)

70 Bulg, BBM proves my point.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:40 PM (KGj36)

71
Didn't one of the Obama girls work for Harvey?

Saw a clip of Moochelle praising him like he was baby Mohammed.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:41 PM (Y8DZL)

72 Rebuttal:

No one has seen The Power of the Dog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm sure Benedict's mom did.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:41 PM (YZ0Fo)

73 Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:40 PM (KGj36)

How ya doin', by the way? Enjoying retirement?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

74 "A spokesperson for Owens, Mitchell Jackson, said Wednesday that she was never paid by Weinstein."

Old lawyer trick. "She" wasn't paid "by Weinstein." That's a very narrow denial that would cover only direct payments to her personally from Weinstein himself personally.

Great! What about the probable dozen companies and affiliates that Candy Ovens has set up and the probably 100s of companies and affiliates that Fat Harv has set up?

There are many many ways to transfer money that don't involve direct payments from Person X to Person Y.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

75 Holdout Juror Fights Back After Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Seeks His Phone Records — Spokesperson Says OTHER Jurors Were on Phones and Posting During Deliberations

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

76 Did Candace Owens Take $1.75 Million from Harvey Weinstein to Defend Him and Taint the Jury Pool So That He'd Be Acquitted?
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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You are just asking questions, right?

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

77 7 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Does past redemption cover future sin?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:43 PM (+UcOf)

78
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Did you see how well tainting the jury pool worked for Lindsay Clancy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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Mania is a quality all its own.
And it works both ways.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (+UcOf)

79 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (KGj36)

80 Holdout Juror Fights Back After Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Seeks His Phone Records — Spokesperson Says OTHER Jurors Were on Phones and Posting During Deliberations

As I was saying before there is a very good chance the man that voted guilty in the trial of an admitted child murder will possibly face worse consequences then the child murderer herself

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

81 If there is one thing that keeps showing up over and over again, it's attaching your belief system to anybody else. Sure, listen for ideas, but don't jump the shark.

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

82 Does past redemption cover future sin?

Posted by: Braenyard

Just do a good deed to put one in the bank. Duh.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

83 Does past redemption cover future sin?


About 50% of the time publicly exposing the woke religion will give you a free pass on theft, rape, or murder...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

84 "Stay tuned, dum dums," heard in Harvey Korman's voice as the Grand Gazoo is the high point of this post. Because the rest of the characters are, well, the thing.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (wxsGM)

85 As I was saying before there is a very good chance the man that voted guilty in the trial of an admitted child murder will possibly face worse consequences then the child murderer herself

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

His crime?

Deliberating While Black

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:46 PM (YWUqf)

86 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yeah, I can imagine. I've sometimes had that experience since I was laid off.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

87 79 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Not if you're doing things correctly!

Posted by: Old retired dude in Thailand popping viagra constantly at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (5HGTQ)

88
Meanwhile.......

David Harsanyi
@davidharsanyi
·
7m


Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
·
1h
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

89 If there is one thing that keeps showing up over and over again, it's attaching your belief system to anybody else. Sure, listen for ideas, but don't jump the shark.

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

Or...

Put not your faith in mortals

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (YWUqf)

90 Was Candy Ovens one of his ficus trees?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (iKpE5)

91 79 Bulg, the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is.

Posted by: Pudinhead
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Brave Browser comes up with Time and Date!
cross reference that with your weekly pill dispenser


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (+UcOf)

92 88Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
·
1h
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

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Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)

93 “ It is mine to avenge; I will repay. In due time their foot will slip; their day of disaster is near and their doom rushes upon them.”

Deuteronomy 32:35

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (hwv1/)

94 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.


Okay I don't feel sorry for Ellen Page anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (guGkK)

95 Speaking of taint, what's the latest with Kevin and Lindsey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (iKpE5)

96 the hardest thing about retirement is remembering what day it is

Saturday. Every day is Saturday.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (Y8DZL)

97 Gays hating Jews but loving Islamists is Peak 2026

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (YWUqf)

98 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?

Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?

Posted by: Elliot Page at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)

99 7 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No. The media class attracts the worst class of individuals--high levels of sociopathy and narcissism comparable to politicians. Tucker is someone that has been paid to influence policy for decades now. Owens started as a sociopath with her Social Autopsy website and basically made every employer fire her for misbehavior before becoming independent.

And she too sells influence. Both decided their grifting career would be based on selling their audience on whatever garbage that foreigners wanted to inject into the US public and to do that trick--they must have enough followers to get paid.

Thus, they have to continually gin up fake and gay conspiracies for their social media addicted viewers.

It is best for common folks to simply ignore their existence, let Ace and a few others enjoy using them as a butt of jokes but frankly anyone that believes anything those two (and many other grifters online or in broadcast media like Karl Rove) deserves whatever they get.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (E4rtv)

100 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster

Quick! Light the Rachel Corrie beacon!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (5HGTQ)

101 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

The left then: Jews stay out of our places like fancy boarding schools

The left now: Jews stay out of our places like NYC

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

102 Two faux females and a faux actress walk into a bar...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (iKpE5)

103 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

What's a movie?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (77rzZ)

104 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (KGj36)

105 >BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN
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Two trannies and a granny

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (ZxPkt)

106 Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?
Posted by: Elliot Page

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (5HGTQ)

107 Yes but did Candace play with Harvey's deformed knob?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (NGWpV)

108 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Swing low sweet chariots.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

109 104 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

2 fried eggs nailed to a wrinkled wall

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (6qaAp)

110 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

She probably wouldn't let you do it unless you donated four cans of food first.

Posted by: Chandler Bing at September 24, 2026 01:52 PM (wBRco)

111 Wasn't there something slightly redeeming about Candace Owen's in the past? Tucker Carlson as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Not a fucking thing.

Tucker made funny faces while interviewing people and Candy had a patented smug million yard stare while being interviewed by anyone. Neither were ever really "there" and I mostly said so at the time.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (YWUqf)

112 Beacon?

Crank up the Rachel Corrie Memorial D-9.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (iKpE5)

113 So does Ellen Page have

A- a peepee
B- a hoohah
C- neither
D- both

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)

114 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?

You could use them to sharpen a shaving razor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:53 PM (guGkK)

115 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (KGj36)

Can't tell. Something is blocking my view.

Posted by: Susan Sarandon's navel at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (/OKHJ)

116 So does Ellen Page have

A- a peepee
B- a hoohah
C- neither
D- both

Posted by: Don Black

A hoopee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (+mpku)

117 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Guessing you could play a fair game of Telephone with them.

But damn was she freaking hot at one time. Until she opened her mouth.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (YWUqf)

118 >>The left now: Jews stay out of our places like NYC

National Socialism never changes. Just the freaks who believe it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (viF8m)

119 How this annoying gadfly manages to survive being crop-dusted with actual facts is beyond me.

Posted by: Paco at September 24, 2026 01:54 PM (2L+MU)

120 >Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
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like 2 bananas gone bad

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (ZxPkt)

121 95 Speaking of taint, what's the latest with Kevin and Lindsey?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Asshole lawyer is trying to pursue his white whale while fighting all sorts of disciplinary actions from the bar like mishandling client funds, etc. on top of the vicious attempts to 'investigate' the holdout juror.

Lindsey is still in a wheelchair and as the facts continue to dribble out, I think her peak of public sympathy is well behind her and the nasty facts dribbling out into the public now makes it more and more clear that she intentionally murdered her three kids.

And the husband is so tied up in trying to win a lawsuit that he more or less has ignored justice for his kids in order to do that.

No one with any authority is speaking on behalf of the dead kids including that idiot prosecutor.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (E4rtv)

122 Candace Owens told Myron Gaines in January that people from Harvey Weinstein’s "team reached out to me"
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Anytime I see 'reached out' I begin to discount whatever follows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

123 But damn was she freaking hot at one time. Until she opened her mouth.
Posted by: ...

I never thought she was hot.

Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

124 Jew Go Home!

Posted by: Susan Sarandon and Ellen Page and the Other One at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (YWUqf)

125 Afternoon.
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Okay I don't feel sorry for Ellen Page anymore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 01:49 PM (guGkK)

She had a cute little ass in X-Men 3. Bummer what happened, although she was aging into a weird looking woman anyway.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (90D/B)

126 Oliya Scootercaster @ScooterCasterNY
NOW: HUNDREDS Blocked road in front of UN, protesting against Netanyahu Visit to United Nations General Assembly
https://t.co/QaronBrtaU
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Don't see hundreds but the one's shown are wearing identical shirts carrying pre-printed signs. (cheerleader in front)

How much did this cost Chairman Xi?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (+UcOf)

127 113 So does Ellen Page have

A- a peepee
B- a hoohah
C- neither
D- both

Posted by: Don Black
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Three holes in her head where apparently her brain leaked out.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:56 PM (E4rtv)

128 Let's put the MRAP to good use.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (+mpku)

129 Sarandon used to be a smoke show, like many Hollywood actresses. But, time is cruel, and no one is spared.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (ZxPkt)

130 What I don’t get is how people don’t get tired of being manipulated like that and keep coming back.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 01:34 PM (jmRo5)


You mean, there might be people who need to be told what to know and who to hate, and like the feeling of being part of the special in-group?

I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)

131 Ace, do you fly United?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:26 PM (W132F)

Ace, do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (N1DT3)

132 Oh, before I forget...

Congratulations on the new jarb, TJM!

Maybe the pay be generous, may your PTO be abundant and may the office wives have big, bouncing jugs.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (90D/B)

133 Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.
Posted by: Bulg

Ghostbuster's line, "Take me now, subcreature" must have got you all hot and bothered.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 01:57 PM (E4rtv)

134 Susan Sarandon

Sean Penn

Dead Man Waking

The crazy didn't start with Tik Tok. The left has always been batshit insane.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)

135 >I never thought she was hot.

Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.

Posted by: Bulg
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Would you say Sarandon is overrated?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 01:58 PM (ZxPkt)

136 104 Susan Sarandon is still alive? What do her tits look like?
Posted by: Pudinhead

For someone turning 80 in a week, she looks pretty good. https://tinyurl.com/357yujum

She was a little before my time, but this photo of her popped up in my search supposedly during her mid-late 20s https://tinyurl.com/5n9ahny5

Maybe boobs were her thing? Must have been, because even then her face looked a little rough lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 01:59 PM (5HGTQ)

137 What's a movie?

Posted by: Bulg
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Exactly


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (+UcOf)

138 88Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
·
1h
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

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Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)
______

The vids of this bukkakefest are actually encouraging in that it's 100% pure paid-for astroturf. The matching shirts and protest paraphernalia are cute.

These are the same rent-a-mob hyper-losers that show up at all these staged events.

The takeaway is that they had to pay people to show up to protest Bibi. There's no grassroots, organic opposition who care enough to get off their weed-infused asses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

139 Patrick and Lindsay are individually suing the same doctors and medical establishments.

I hope their suits get tossed and they have to pay all legal fees.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iKpE5)

140 Would you say Sarandon is overrated?
Posted by: Don Black

She did play a great baseball Annie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

141 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)


Do the Academy a solid. Use a D-6.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (rbvCR)

142 I'll believe that Ellen Page is serious if she tears off her sewed on penis and throws it at Netanyahu's SUV

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (NGWpV)

143 Now, Sigourney Weaver on the other hand...Rowrrrr.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

Never let Bulg hire the stripper for a MoMee.

Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (90D/B)

144 138 The vids of this bukkakefest are actually encouraging in that it's 100% pure paid-for astroturf. The matching shirts and protest paraphernalia are cute.

These are the same rent-a-mob hyper-losers that show up at all these staged events.

The takeaway is that they had to pay people to show up to protest Bibi. There's no grassroots, organic opposition who care enough to get off their weed-infused asses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

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And the ability to spend to pay for rent a mobs feels limited.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (I7axw)

145
Probably dressed in a hajib, burka or abaya, except for Elliot 'cause he's a dude now instead of an old whore actress screaming for attention.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (Y8DZL)

146 If I didn't see Ellen Page's name here I wouldn't know she exists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (+UcOf)

147 Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?
Posted by: Elliot Page at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)


Peter Dinklage promised to practice wearing lifts for that role, so . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

148 BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning.
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Only missing Greta Thunberg.

Just when I thought 'Chelsea' had faded away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (XeU6L)

149 147 Do you know someone with a good juicy role for a 5'1" male action star?
Posted by: Elliot Page at September 24, 2026 01:50 PM (guGkK)

Peter Dinklage promised to practice wearing lifts for that role, so . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

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"Lifts?!"
-that one episode of Seinfeld where Mickey wore lifts because the child actor he was doubling had a growth spurt

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (I7axw)

150 Candace Ownens may have put herself in a compromising position for Harvey Weinstein. Tittilating!

Posted by: Paladin at September 24, 2026 02:03 PM (wFTcq)

151 Anytime I see 'reached out' I begin to discount whatever follows.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Fuck you, buddy.

(Reach out) Come on, girl, reach on out for me
(Reach out) Reach out for me
Hah, I'll be there with a love that will shelter you
I'll be there with a love that will see you through

Posted by: The Four Tops at September 24, 2026 02:03 PM (5HGTQ)

152 A story told with moving pictures and synched audio.

But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Victor Vector at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (q+18k)

153 >>> BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

Macklemore wasn't free? Couldn't take time from his busy schedule dressing up as Jewish stereotypes and glazing Palestine?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (Toos7)

154 Peter Dinklage promised to practice wearing lifts for that role, so . . . No.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

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"Lifts?!"
-that one episode of Seinfeld where Mickey wore lifts because the child actor he was doubling had a growth spurt
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Maybe he could wear Timberlands.
-That one episode where George was up 2" in those things

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

155 On one of my local Western stations, they just started showing 'Wanted: Dead or Alive' on TV about the time I get home from work. I put it on while I scurry around the house. Those Steve McQueen eyes stop me every time. Wow.

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (oiNtH)

156 The vids of this bukkakefest are actually encouraging in that it's 100% pure paid-for astroturf. The matching shirts and protest paraphernalia are cute.

These are the same rent-a-mob hyper-losers that show up at all these staged events.

The takeaway is that they had to pay people to show up to protest Bibi. There's no grassroots, organic opposition who care enough to get off their weed-infused asses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

=======

And the ability to spend to pay for rent a mobs feels limited.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (I7axw)
_________

Yea. This is the biggest city in the country with almost 9 million people. 20+ million in a 50-mile radius.

This is the most hated head of state in the world (after Trump) on a very high-profile gig.

And the best they could do was assemble a minor grundle of trannies, geriatrics, losers, fuglies, and fart eaters.

Weak.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

157
BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)




If ever three people needed a dose of pepper spray followed by a hickory shampoo and a helicopter ride...

Just to illustrate how much of a miserable commie cocksucker Sarandon is, rumor was that she broke up with Tim Robbins because he wasn't commie ENOUGH for her.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (y9nCu)

158 Greta von Thule is still trying to sail to Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (iKpE5)

159 147 Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)

Rorschach in Ed Wood's remake of Watchmen....

Posted by: sven at September 24, 2026 02:05 PM (Int1s)

160 I saw Minor Grundle open for...

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

161 154 Maybe he could wear Timberlands.
-That one episode where George was up 2" in those things

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:04 PM (YZ0Fo)

========

He painted them black!
-it was the backwards episode where they went to India for a wedding out of spite

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:06 PM (I7axw)

162 I saw Minor Grundle open for...
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)
_________

Major Penis?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

163 Bradley Manning is still a criminal so he can't flee to Canada.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (iKpE5)

164 He painted them black!
-it was the backwards episode where they went to India for a wedding out of spite
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He Schnaaped me!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (YZ0Fo)

165 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert

I used to feel the same, but as I've gotten older, I find it appreciate her look more and more. She's not the normal bombshell (Kate Upton, Sydney Sweeney, etc), but fit, fun, and with a great face. Dunno, but I appreciate it more and more.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (5HGTQ)

166 146 If I didn't see Ellen Page's name here I wouldn't know she exists.

Posted by: Braenyard

I curate my X timeline so they don't exist. Same with whatever nonsense equivalent to cat's hairballs that some internet 'influencer' tries to make a 'thing'.

The shame on X is the real good sources don't make squat, the pieces of human slime and AI bots stealing from the good sources make bank. And as a result, many of the good sources end up quoting noxious slimeballs to debunk them in part to drive up their own traffic.

Apply muting and blocking generously to stop from viewing slimeballs and/or Democrats.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:08 PM (E4rtv)

167 158 Greta von Thule is still trying to sail to Gaza.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Look, that poor young girl just needs a good schtupping from a strong, loving man.

Any volunteers? For the good of the planet?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (5HGTQ)

168 Dunno, but I appreciate it more and more.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
======
You are not known for your standards in pulchritude.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (E4rtv)

169 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (90D/B)

Galaxy Quest?

Posted by: Sjg at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (i8HNq)

170 Fart Eaters 😂

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (oqH4h)

171 169 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:01 PM (90D/B)

Galaxy Quest?

Posted by: Sjg at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (i8HNq)

=======

Her getting into the space suit at the end of Alien.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (I7axw)

172 88Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNY
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BREAKING: Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN to protest Netanyahu Visit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:47 PM (kX27y)

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Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting sucking off a producer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (dK+Kv)

173 172 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting sucking off a producer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:48 PM (I7axw)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (dK+Kv)

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Fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (I7axw)

174 Time Webzine says that Republicans are panicking over the coming blue wave. Lmfao.

Run for your lives, you guys.

The commie op designed to make you think Democrats are your overlords and it’s inevitable, continues. Lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (ASAPZ)

175
Any volunteers? For the good of the planet?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (5HGTQ)




Sorry, I'm boarding my United flight in a few minutes...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (y9nCu)

176 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert

I used to feel the same, but as I've gotten older, I find it appreciate her look more and more. She's not the normal bombshell (Kate Upton, Sydney Sweeney, etc), but fit, fun, and with a great face. Dunno, but I appreciate it more and more.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 24, 2026 02:07 PM (5HGTQ)
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SW falls more in the "sexy" column than the "beauty" column. She was deliberately dowdy and unglamorous in the Alien films, but still sexy.

Contrast this with SS, who was deliberately dowdy and unglamorous in the Dyke Boxing Film, and not sexy or even attractive at all.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

177 158 Greta von Thule is still trying to sail to Gaza.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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And she would thoroughly deserve what the Gazans would do to her if she ever made it.

Another tiresome 'activist' whose brain damaged tantrums as a child have not improved with adulthood. All to the bankbook advantage of her predatory parents. I think the other sister of Greta is doing pron or something more honorable than being an 'activist'

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

178 Why yes, I am an attention whore. Fat bitch out front should have told you.

Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (nvKZ7)

179 Her getting into the space suit at the end of Alien.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:10 PM (I7axw)

Slow pan into the cargo lifter mech suit at the end of Aliens.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (dK+Kv)

180 It's Thursday. Food shopping and garbage day. I hate chores.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (UjdFS)

181 174 Time Webzine says that Republicans are panicking over the coming blue wave. Lmfao.

Run for your lives, you guys.

The commie op designed to make you think Democrats are your overlords and it’s inevitable, continues. Lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (ASAPZ)

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"I know that polls consistently, every year, overstate Democrat positions in competitive races, especially before final polls, but they fixed everything this year, guys."

"There have been several major polling misses in the last 2 months."

"Everything's fixed, guys."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:12 PM (I7axw)

182 Her getting into the space suit at the end of Alien.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I was too distracted by her unrealistic panties to appreciate her beauty.

Posted by: Totally Not Gay Guys at September 24, 2026 02:12 PM (5HGTQ)

183 Speaking of other cases with suggestive evidence...

a new NYT article blames the old gerrymandered map for Utah on THE PATRIARCHY, and hints that Hagen, a woman justice, was unfairly fired for being a woman.

She CHOSE to step down. NYT acts like it was a false smear campaign against a woman, with no evidence. They conveniently leave out that her husband had texts between her and her BFF attorney guy friend she was allegedly sleeping with, that also happened to be an attorney on the redistricting case, oopsie. (Their "friendship" rekindled as her marriage was imploding.) The texts according to the husband hint at an affair. But he can never reveal them due to legalese in their divorce decree. So when a committee was looking into evidence of her alleged affair, to decide whether to drop her as a court justice, there was no evidence to submit. It's all behind a legal wall. So they found her not guilty, but she still left the job, probably because it was too messy.

That is NOT muh patriarchy, that is chummy relations between judge and attorney on cases she rules on, that call into question her judgment.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:13 PM (Toos7)

184 Harvey Weinstein is the nicest, kindest, sweetest, most caring person I know.

Posted by: Candace Owens, eyeing her fattened bank account at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (wVcYX)

185 BROWN SUGAR HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD!

Posted by: Harvey 'Jailbait' Weinstein at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (YVxq2)

186 >>It's Thursday. Food shopping and garbage day. I hate chores.

Son of a bitc....

How the hell do you forget potatoes?

Elvis, go get the car. Good boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (viF8m)

187 "I know that polls consistently, every year, overstate Democrat positions in competitive races, especially before final polls, but they fixed everything this year, guys."

"There have been several major polling misses in the last 2 months."

"Everything's fixed, guys."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I am looking forward to the investigations of those pollsters placing bets in the prediction markets using their information to move the markets. Same shit as financial analysts have been doing on the downlow for years as has Congress critters.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

188
Slow pan into the cargo lifter mech suit at the end of Aliens.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 02:11 PM (dK+Kv)



Best love scene in a scifi film: Hicks introduces Ripley to his "personal friend", the M40A Pulse Rifle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

189 Shouldn't the first two be on a movie set somewhere acting sucking off a producer?

What, are they transphobes!?!?! I can give head for roles too you know!!!

Posted by: "Ellen" Paige at September 24, 2026 02:15 PM (5HGTQ)

190 >> Everything's fixed, guys."

We are already seeing the tightening you predicted in July. We are now getting walk backs, like Rove in the WSJ this morning, that little weasely, fatman, flabby, dick juggler.

I see more signs of Dems growing concerned. One article said Republicans blew their money advantage by starting too late and letting things be defined and settled in early.

I laughed so hard I puked.

There is a lot of ground between now and November and some fairly big “undecided” margins that I personally believe are the pollsters new fudge factors.

There is no way, like they said last week, that Republicans will lose every toss up race. No way.

If we can motivate people to get out there and vote, our edge in registration will pull us over the finish line.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ASAPZ)

191 The woman I think is beautiful makes the woman you think is beautiful look like something the cops would fish out of a river.

It's science.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:17 PM (ZxPkt)

192 187 I am looking forward to the investigations of those pollsters placing bets in the prediction markets using their information to move the markets. Same shit as financial analysts have been doing on the downlow for years as has Congress critters.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:14 PM (E4rtv)

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It is the single best explanation for polling industry behavior since 2024.

Even beyond, "they're just bad at it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:17 PM (I7axw)

193 The woman I think is beautiful makes the woman you think is beautiful look like something the cops would fish out of a river.

It's science.
Posted by: Don Black

Science is overrated.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

194 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ccf/V)

195 I am looking forward to a pollsters Jonestown. I’ll bring the cool aid. Cherry flavored. I’m tired of those fuckers running an op for Democrats every cycle.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ASAPZ)

196 >It's Thursday. Food shopping and garbage day. I hate chores.

Posted by: wth
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that's uncanny
I did both of those in the last hour

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (ZxPkt)

197 Hey ace!

It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

198 Yeah, I'm not tuning into a "Candace Owens Investigates:" segment........


Grifting whore.

I say whore because I don't know if she is a slut, but she certainly sells herself out to the highest bidder.....or most bidders, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (ccf/V)

199 2 Based on the same standard of evidence Candace applies to others:

GUILTY!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)
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My very first thought. Once again, we are two brains united by a single thought.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uyuYG)

200 >> It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

Nobody bend over.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (ASAPZ)

201 good one

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (ZxPkt)

202 Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uyuYG)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

203 It is the single best explanation for polling industry behavior since 2024.

Even beyond, "they're just bad at it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything. Thin markets generate junk whether penny ante stocks, sportsball betting on weird stats, or political predictions markets.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)

204
Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert



On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (y9nCu)

205 >>> Contrast this with SS, who was deliberately dowdy and unglamorous in the Dyke Boxing Film, and not sexy or even attractive at all.

I finally watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and she has a blink-and-you-miss-it part as one of the Manson cult chicks. She was, um, definitely different looking without makeup and the boobs not being highlighted! Still girl next door pretty, but it was a stark transition to her recent ads.

Lena Dunham also played a Manson chick. She did not have to act much with the crazy cult persona, it was already there! Some of the girls, especially the one Brad's character flirts with in the car, were definitely dialed into the crazy/hot matrix and had the crazy eyes on lock.

She just adopted a baby via surrogate. Someone needs to tell her she can't rehome it, like she did her dog, if it pees on her carpet and she drives it insane. She always scoffed at things like trad marriage with a white dress and family, yet clearly yearned for them in a passive aggressive, resentful way. God bless that little child, may it somehow emerge ok.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (Toos7)

206 Galaxy Quest?
Posted by: Sjg at September 24, 2026 02:09 PM (i8HNq)

She had a little work done, but yes, her tits looked nice.

Speaking of Galaxy Quest I got myself a cheap copy on bluray and rewatched it for the first time in...25 years?

I actually enjoyed it this time. Very fun. It's not a Stat Trek satire in the slightest, it's actually about Hollyweird. But I really liked it. I will no longer say it's massively overrated. I have upgraded this movie to slightly overrated but a very fun time.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:22 PM (ewwgA)

207 I love that the prediction markets are largely driven by a few large accounts. It’s all pay like it’s a fixed op or something.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 02:23 PM (ASAPZ)

208 Just asking questions.

Isn't that her schtick?

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 02:23 PM (lCppi)

209 On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Yeah, I never got the Uma thing, either. She made that movie with Jeanine Garofalo in the late 90s, and Jeanine was definitely more appealing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

210 Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2026 02:20 PM (uyuYG)


YAY!

A bluebell sighting!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:24 PM (ccf/V)

211 204
Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert



On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Shitty attitudes mean more in analysis of beauty than physical attributes. A genuine smile (including the eyes btw) from almost everyone but especially women can up their attractiveness significantly.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

212 Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN....
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One has-been and two never-was's. They don't make protests like they used to.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:25 PM (TN0g+)

213 Maybe boobs were her thing? Must have been, because even then her face looked a little rough lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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She played a woman well.
The Hunger
Bull Durham

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:25 PM (+UcOf)

214 207 I love that the prediction markets are largely driven by a few large accounts. It’s all pay like it’s a fixed op or something.
Posted by: Vengeance
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It is the more dishonest equivalent of a carny game with a crane or throw the hoops over the milk bottle.

But it seems too many people want something for nothing and will end up getting nothing for something.

Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (E4rtv)

215 A genuine smile (including the eyes btw) from almost everyone but especially women can up their attractiveness significantly.
Posted by: whig

Yep. Sydney Sweeney's odd features go away when she smiles.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

216 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert



On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (y9nCu)
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I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person. I wouldn't say beautiful. Somewhat odd looking, in fact. But striking and sexy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

217 It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

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That reminds me I need to dig out my winter hat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (2UnvF)

218 204
Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"
Posted by: Robert
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She looks a lot like a person.
If she were only a better actress.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (+UcOf)

219 >She played a woman well.
The Hunger
Bull Durham

Posted by: Braenyard
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early in her career she was typecast as a woman
could never escape it

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (ZxPkt)

220 I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person. I wouldn't say beautiful. Somewhat odd looking, in fact. But striking and sexy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And how was she in the sack?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

221 I question whether or not Epstein was guilty of all the stuff he was convicted for and at least some of the accusations were just women who hated themselves after deliberately and intentionally sleeping with this toad. But he's definitely a scumbag who did a lot of awful stuff.

The depressing part is that he was apparently the Dutch kid with his thumb in the wall holding back the crap the left wanted to inject into movies, because the overall quality of film from Hollywood has taken a near-vertical dive since he was turfed out.

On the other hand you have Uma Thurman who I've often described as either the ugliest beautiful woman or the most beautiful ugly woman in the world.

She could be attractive in her youth but she's long since crossed that line. Same with Cameron Diaz who looks like a dude half the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (KyEAU)

222
Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)



The combination of gambling and Fantasy Sports has already ruined the game, no matter what sport or league. As soon as gambling money started chasing fantasy teams, players started focusing on putting up personal stats rather than the teamwork necessary to actually win games and championships.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (y9nCu)

223 In the 1960s, Tex Schramm asked Tyler native Dee Brock to form a cheer squad. What she created became an icon recognized around the world. The founding director of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has died at 96.


R. I. P.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (y2Cpc)

224 These people are repugnant.

Posted by: Just super gross at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (TbWk/)

225 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)

226 A genuine smile (including the eyes btw) from almost everyone but especially women can up their attractiveness significantly.
Posted by: whig

Yep. Sydney Sweeney's odd features go away when she smiles.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

Same with Mayim Bialik. Homely and a weirdo, but she has a wonderful smile.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (PSEDc)

227 I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person. I wouldn't say beautiful. Somewhat odd looking, in fact. But striking and sexy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And how was she in the sack?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:27 PM (77rzZ)
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Don't know about that. But she's tall and quite fetching in a black leather jacket. And surprisingly cool about some rando touching her at a butterfly exhibition at the Museum of Natural History. No idea what her politics are, but she seemed pretty normal and chill.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

228 >>> Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything. Thin markets generate junk whether penny ante stocks, sportsball betting on weird stats, or political predictions markets.

Whig, there was an article in the Atlantic, of all places, that had a good take on this. They gave a reporter a $10K retainer to gamble and test out the betting markets for a story. (He is a straightlaced Mormon so he doesn't gamble. He sought out advice from his bishop before taking on the story. His bishop gave him warnings he later admitted came true.) He found it eventually affected everything he did in negative ways. His family, his stress. He attended gambling anonymous group meetings as part of the story, and realized he was def jonesing for it by the end. He said it was frightening how online sports betting can suck you in.

He actually brought up Chesterton's fence, and said that maybe when earlier generations banned gambling, it was for a good reason. How the 2018 Supreme Court ruling may have inadvertently torn down a protective fence we didn't realize society needed. And now the wolves are entering and eating up the lambs.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (Toos7)

229 Support a terrorist today tour!



Macklemore
@macklemore
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4h
What happened to me is bigger than one artist or one stage. When the billionaire class can decide which voices are allowed on stage and which ones are too dangerous to hear, everyone should be paying attention.

So we're going on tour. All proceeds will benefit organizations supporting the Palestinian people and movement.

Sign up at http://macklemore.com

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (kX27y)

230 Yeah, I never got the Uma thing, either. She made that movie with Jeanine Garofalo in the late 90s, and Jeanine was definitely more appealing.

She was cute when she was young but she always had that "I hate you and think you are pond scum" look on her face when she wasn't pretending to be friendly. Not RBF but genuine contempt for all humanity. Her comedy act was basically "everyone in my audience is subhuman scum and I hate you. I have perioids."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (KyEAU)

231 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)



Perineum!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

232 Gambling is likely to destroy college and professional sportsball leagues as well with this idea one can bet on anything.
Posted by: whig at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (E4rtv)



The combination of gambling and Fantasy Sports has already ruined the game, no matter what sport or league. As soon as gambling money started chasing fantasy teams, players started focusing on putting up personal stats rather than the teamwork necessary to actually win games and championships.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 02:28 PM (y9nCu)

Commercial timeouts and massive sponsorship deals for "amateur" sportsballers ruined the "sport" a long time ago. It's only gotten worse over time.

Posted by: Just super gross at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (TbWk/)

233 "That characterization is patently untrue. Harvey never offered or paid anyone $1.75 million to influence a jury, and there was no such agreement," Engelmayer said.

So many ways this sentence can be true, and yet Weinstein still tried to influence the jury. Damn Lawyers and Politicians.

Too bad they're not more honest...
https://youtu.be/wpjX4q5ZWQc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (l3cgK)

234 Sigourney Weaver, Gillian Anderson.

I don't get the appeal. I guess there is no accounting for taste, mine included.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (wVcYX)

235 Weinstein never dragged a girl behind a bush or held a knife to her throat. Every girl who had sex with him knew exactly what she was doing and why. It was a business transaction that she actively participated in. Harvey didn't do anything illegal. The US judicial system needs to stop persecuting men for being men.

Posted by: jwest at September 24, 2026 02:31 PM (BwWDk)

236 It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)


Do the sea otters know this? the ones I saw seems pretty clueless.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (2WIwB)

237 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)


Perineum!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

That's a type of decorative tree isn't it?

Posted by: The perineum needs trimming at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)

238 Some of the girls, especially the one Brad's character flirts with in the car, were definitely dialed into the crazy/hot matrix and had the crazy eyes on lock.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (Toos7)

Margaret Qualley
Andie MacDowell’s daughter.

She did a good job with her small role as Cliff Booth’s jailbait temptation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (6ydKt)

239 The combination of gambling and Fantasy Sports has already ruined the game, no matter what sport or league.

100%. Coverage, stats, even drafting and team play have all ben corrupted by gambling. Baseball was the first casualty but its spread through all of them. Football has been corrupt forever but its gotten even worse lately.

Literally running gambling ads during games and having ESPN do fantasy league shows is just shocking to me. But lets keep Shoeless Joe and Pete Rose out of the hall of fame forever!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (KyEAU)

240 236 It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

BEST WEEK OF THE WHOLE YEAR!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 02:19 PM (W2Pud)


Do the sea otters know this? the ones I saw seems pretty clueless.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (2WIwB)

Is it sea otters or river otters I have to watch my ass around?
Eh, I'll watch it around all otters I guess...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (l3cgK)

241 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm sure she's very pleasant, but I've never looked at her and thought "oooo la la!"

Sigourney Weaver was made to look hot in Ghostbusters (1 or 2? Who remembers?). Which only goes to show that even a weird-looking chick can look hot with the focused efforts of enough highly-paid makeup professionals, hair stylists and lighting experts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 02:33 PM (guGkK)

242 Elliot Page, Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Manning are among those blocking the road outside of the UN....
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One has-been and two never-was's. They don't make protests like they used to.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:25 PM (TN0g+)

***

Chicago '68.
Those were the days.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:33 PM (2WIwB)

243 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

244 OK Macklemore, whoever the fuck you are, who are the billionaires silencing you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (2UnvF)

245 237 Wow...Harvey Weintein and taint in the same sentence.
And it's not even Friday yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:29 PM (2WIwB)


Perineum!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:30 PM (ccf/V)

That's a type of decorative tree isn't it?

Posted by: The perineum needs trimming at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (TbWk/)

One year, my niece (when she was maybe 3) found a tampon in her mom's purse and hanged it on the Christmas tree like an ornament...next to a Mario (from Super Mario Brothers)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (l3cgK)

246 238 Some of the girls, especially the one Brad's character flirts with in the car, were definitely dialed into the crazy/hot matrix and had the crazy eyes on lock.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:21 PM (Toos7)

Margaret Qualley
Andie MacDowell’s daughter.

She did a good job with her small role as Cliff Booth’s jailbait temptation.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:32 PM (6ydKt)



Casting couches or nepotism. Gotta swallow the right sperm or be conceived from the right sperm.

Posted by: Luck or suck at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

247 Charlie’s Angels = Peak Cameron Diaz.
Drew Barymoore, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

248 Weinstein never dragged a girl behind a bush or held a knife to her throat.

No but everyone knows how the system works, and its coercive and evil. As the Eagles put it:

"Come sit down here beside me, honey. Let's have a little heart to heart. Now look at me and tell me, darlin', how badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice? And are you willing to be real nice?"
--The King of Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:35 PM (KyEAU)

249 Sea Otter Awareness Week detracts from the attention due to the pervasive Anti-Penguite sentiment from a small, mouthy minority on here. Shunned like CandyO and Tucker they should be.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at September 24, 2026 02:35 PM (Fn+3X)

250 Hey, how about the Commander’s Gumby QB? Three years in a row he dislocated his throwing arm. He be Gumby damn it! Top acquisition.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (KGj36)

251 Gee, Candace. At least whores get paid. You just slop it around for free?

Posted by: Croaker at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (1jzs8)

252 >>> I met UT in person and even accidentally put my arm around her. She's striking in person.

She was good in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. They purposely covered her character up in long sleeves and flowy clothes because her character, while a model, has an abusive boyfriend and is very neurotic and self conscious. They played down her looks and she was still gorgeous.

Oh, and speaking of Uma and a Tarantino film...OMG, so many images of women in bare dirty feet in Once Upon a Time! Margot Robbie takes her feet out of her boots in the theater, the Manson chick with her feet on the dash, etc. He really let his foot fetish fly in that film. It could have been a drinking game.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (Toos7)

253 102 Two faux females and a faux actress walk into a bar...
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 01:51 PM (iKpE5)

...when suddenly a story flaming garbage truck drops on top of them like a hammer from heaven. Everybody cheers!

The end.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (6+ehB)

254 Uma Thurman lived about 15 miles from me up in Woodstock
She was married to Ethan Hawke at the time. Her daughter who's now an actress played with a friend's granddaughter. Uma is tall, but a little odd looking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (NGWpV)

255 "There ain't much there, but what's there is choice."

-Spencer Tracy, about Katherine Hepburn

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (ZxPkt)

256 Sigourney Weaver is just weird looking. At least for Hollywood

::hides behind couch::

Posted by: Shelley Duvall at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (vRYMt)

257 Charlie’s Angels = Peak Cameron Diaz.
Drew Barymoore, too.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

You are incorrect. Peak Cameron Diaz was The Mask. Thereafter she got all anorexic looking.

Posted by: Upon this hill I shall die at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (TbWk/)

258 Oh, and speaking of Uma and a Tarantino film...OMG, so many images of women in bare dirty feet in Once Upon a Time! Margot Robbie takes her feet out of her boots in the theater, the Manson chick with her feet on the dash, etc. He really let his foot fetish fly in that film. It could have been a drinking game.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (Toos7)

Hmm. I didn't even notice tbh. I always look forward to that last scene where he takes the manson family apart with dog, a can of dog food, and well...not really a good way to describe what happened to the redhead. Great scene though.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (6+ehB)

259 So Harvey had a bad case of old man balls and had it Botched?
Now that's funny.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:32 PM


Can you thrown them o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier...

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (4NO2D)

260 ...not really a good way to describe what happened to the redhead. Great scene though.
Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM


she was put on hold.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)

261 She was a little before my time, but this photo of her popped up in my search supposedly during her mid-late 20s https://tinyurl.com/5n9ahny5

Maybe boobs were her thing? Must have been, because even then her face looked a little rough lol.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Closer to 45

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (+UcOf)

262 two in a row. There must be a new thread.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (4NO2D)

263 No but everyone knows how the system works, and its coercive and evil. As the Eagles put it:

"Come sit down here beside me, honey. Let's have a little heart to heart. Now look at me and tell me, darlin', how badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice? And are you willing to be real nice?"
--The King of Hollywood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Actors and performer should be segregated from civil society as they were from the beginning of time until the latter part of the 20th Century.
Weinstein, as far as any correction of that system goes is nothing.
He is a sacrificial distraction from the corruption of Hollywood and the law.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (+UcOf)

264 Totally happy that Candace got caught in this. It makes sense in her greed and need to be in the spotlight.

Her need for clicks to say the opposite (Kirk murder) of anyone else.

I love this for her, to be connected to Weinstein and a pay out.

Regarding who he helped, look at "his" women who got Oscars from their first movie. I can think of two right now.

Then look at "his" women who never said a bad word against him in the #MeToo. There are several.

Bloated toad of a "man." You have to give it all for the Oscar. Those who did not I admire more.

As I have said before, I would know better than to go to his hotel room alone. Second, when he opened the door in his robe I would leave. Third, either an ambulance or a coroner van would arrive if I was stupid enough to go in his room. There would be a lot of blood and it would not be mine.

My mother kept me from two "modeling" photoshoots in CA from supposed scouts in college. I did not even have to ask her as I knew she'd say no. Parents were over 1k miles away and I knew better and thought more of myself.

Markle's ladder climb.. She, it is said, let the Weinstein hog do anything to her. He later bragged he slept with her. Trash.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (hzuYO)

265 A whore and her money. And she shot JFK

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 24, 2026 03:53 PM (iE9pX)

Of Course: Liberal Judge Rushes in to Save CNN and MSNOW

Just the News:

A federal judge ordered President Donald Trump early Thursday to restore White House access to CNN, MSNOW and Politico, temporarily blocking his bid to ban them from accessing the executive mansion.

U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly, a Trump appointee, said the news outlets had met the "high bar" for a preliminary injunction and that White House must "immediately return, reinstate, and restore" their access.

The legacy media outlets, including Fox, protested Trump by refusing to carry the White House pool reporting and footage that all other media rely on. I actually can understand Fox joining the embargo, because -- and strangely the leftwing media has forgotten all about this for some reason -- Obama repeatedly threatened to ban Fox from the White House. Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wouldn't count on that. Very much 2003 thinking. These are communists and the only thing that matters to them is the revolution and then the sweet, sweet purges thereafter.

But I understand their thinking.

Real America's Voice and Just the News have been undermining this boycott by doing the pool coverage themselves.

President Donald Trump's ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House grounds last week did more than pick a fight with three newsrooms. It exposed how easily the country's main picture of the presidency can go dark.


...

After the White House blocked CNN from its assigned turn in the five-network television pool, ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox News declined in solidarity to fill the slot.

As a result, there was no shared network video of Trump boarding Air Force One.

Additionally, at a South Lawn ribbon-cutting for a new Marine One helipad, helicopter noise swallowed his remarks on the White House livestream.

...

But one conservative network, Real America's Voice, a partner of Just the News, is stepping into the void to create competition and a backup plan.

The White House listed RAV as secondary TV crew for the New York trip to the United Nations General Assembly gathering and on Wednesday, RAV said it would offer its pool camera as a free, unbranded feed to any outlet.

"When the traditional television pool chose to stand down, somebody still had to show up, turn the cameras on, and make sure the American public had access to the President," Parker Sigg, RAV's vice president, told Just the News. "RAV was ready to do exactly that. We have the crews, the infrastructure, and the ability to distribute this coverage far beyond our own network.

Hello. Looks like a slow news day.

Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 Yawn.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

2 It's amazing that the journalists think they are the only games in town.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (BpO1e)

3 Does it really matter who has "Whtie House Access"? No.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

4 Everything's a Hot Link!

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (R2gO3)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

6 fuck em

Posted by: doug at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (B1+sW)

7 what next? will a judge order the president to call on cnn reporters?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (CWTWj)

8 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

9 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (sIUuR)

10 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM

That story gets crazier the more I read about it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

11 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)

12 Also, this is what I get for reading the content like a noob.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

13 3 Does it really matter who has "Whtie House Access"? No.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (Av6i5)

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It's about who has access to offices that allow for easier relationship building between media figures and government officials.

The media really doesn't want to lose that, and they REALLY don't want themselves replaced by, say, Breitbart who can get off the record interviews with WH officials more easily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (I7axw)

14 I think the White House said fuck you and the judge gave them til 12:30 today to explain what fuck you means.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

15 Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wish I could say I care what happens to Fox, but I don't. They decided their interests were with the other dinosaur propagandists, so screw 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

16 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)

17 15 Fox thinks, probably wrongly, that if they join with the liberal media in solidarity in boycotting Trump, then they will rush in and boycott a Democrat president when he bans Fox.

I wish I could say I care what happens to Fox, but I don't. They decided their interests were with the other dinosaur propagandists, so screw 'em.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

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Guild before anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (I7axw)

18
So the Courts are now telling the Golden Scalp Weasel that the press must be allowed into his home? Sounds like a MAJOR 3rd Amendment overreach to me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (iqcvy)

19 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM


I'm sure there are websites full of them, but...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (sIUuR)

20 I only watch RAV, as they always cover every word out of the President's mouth live. You should too.

Posted by: He Exhorted! at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (Fn+3X)

21 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:18 PM



Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!


Fret not! Taylor Lorenz has your back!!!


https://shorturl.fm/u2oA8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (ccf/V)

22 juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.
Busty lebsian

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (xDXWF)

23 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.

Into a waiting, spooled-up helicopter.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

24 How long since the last flaming skull and or pudding cup? Ages, I think.

Posted by: The Sheep of Piddington at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZEDPq)

25 I think the Journalistic Left wants to gin up a 'Constitutional crisis'.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

26 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)

The legacy media is moribund. It grasps at the semblance of what it once was and convinces itself that it still has the same power.

All while crying about the fact it doesn't have the power it once had.

They are great at doublethink.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (N1DT3)

27 What a perfect way to re-direct press attacks on the war, 'affordability' and all the other issues they use to demean and insult Trump.
There's nothing more important to the press than themselves.
They really believe that they embody the First Amendment. They don't.
But give them a chance to grasp their pearls and proclaim outrage at the way they are being disrespected, and that's all they'll talk about.
Once again, Trump lives rent free in their heads.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (MNCvZ)

28 President Donald Trump's ban of CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House grounds last week did more than pick a fight with three newsrooms. It exposed how easily the country's main picture of the presidency can go dark.

...

After the White House blocked CNN from its assigned turn in the five-network television pool, ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox News declined in solidarity to fill the slot.

As a result, there was no shared network video of Trump boarding Air Force One.

Additionally, at a South Lawn ribbon-cutting for a new Marine One helipad, helicopter noise swallowed his remarks on the White House livestream.



They're banned from the press room or the entire grounds?

Because if the grounds, that's f*cking hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

30 Ace, you could do a Hollywood post about the incredibly awful new Tom Crusie film "Digger," which is an attempt to make a Climate Change Comedy that's so unfunny even the lefties can't summon a chuckle:

https://www.hollywoodintoto.com/ tom-cruise-digger-climate-change-oscar-chances/

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (Av6i5)

31 28
They're banned from the press room or the entire grounds?

Because if the grounds, that's f*cking hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

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It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

32 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)
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Put them in kindergarten chairs and see how long they last.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (amcLV)

33 "Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today."

Well, you could always make one up, Ace, and put as many juicy details as you like. If CNN can completely fabricate stories, I don't see why you can't occasionally for a bit of fun.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (JrHfD)

34 29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

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He'll never win the presidency now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

35 Fret not! Taylor Lorenz has your back!!!


https://shorturl.fm/u2oA8


From the end of the link:

This editor's wife was diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder (lupus erythematosus) years ago, but even she gave up the mask when everyone else did and stopped after the first booster. There are too many photos of Lorenz not wearing a mask to believe she uses one of these SIPmasks. We really believe the lesbian bar had an ulterior motive for keeping people's faces covered.

I guess this is a gentler way of saying "you ugly".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t)

36
Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.



Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

37 And thank you all for the continued prayers offered in the previous thread.

Seems we've needed them a lot.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

38 Afternoon Ace.
The merger between Paramount and Warner cannot come fast enough. "Your honor, CNN is withdrawing from this case because our news division no longer exists"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (NGWpV)

39 Just cancel all WH press briefings. These babies need to be thrown out with the polluted bathwater.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (XvL8K)

40 Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)
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Put them in kindergarten chairs and see how long they last.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (amcLV)
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Make them wear silly hats and force them to make their notes using pens that are big floppy plumes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (amcLV)

41 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (N1DT3)

42 Getting sick and fucking tired of these cunt judges pieces of shit

Andrew Jackson their bony pissant asses already

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (UPRxU)

43
Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.


Biden, I think.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)

44 Does the press core have security clearances? If not why not start requiring them of all WH press core?

That should easily limit the available press traitor's access.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (NnhvP)

45 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
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Yep. If its a 100 foot room, put them 85 feet back with zero rows of chairs intervening. Congrats, you're in the room. Put one or two "friendlies" in chairs 10 feet from the podium. Tell the judge to go back to doing...whatever it is that he says he does there.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (TN0g+)

46 There is a simple solution to the White House Press access.

Shut it down.

The press can submit questions via an online form, after confirming their identity with rigorous MFA, of course. Responses will be distributed via mailing list.

That's it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (FZ29D)

47 Reinstate them and hold no press briefings.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (DPPrP)

48 So is it this judge's claim that everyone who claims to be a journalist be granted access to the WH? No limit?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (2UnvF)

49 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.


Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Biden, I think.


Is everything clear now?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

50 Give them their creds back.

Stop doing pressers.

Release official statements to the media.

There's no law stating the Administration must do press room briefings every day.

F*ck them.......where they live.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ccf/V)

51 Didn't Hillary have roped-off areas for the press at her campaign events? Like sheep in a pen?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (ZxPkt)

52 Heya Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (pdYbP)

53 It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You must know that area is needed for a backup helipad!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (NnhvP)

54 It's my understanding that it's related to a series of offices on the White House grounds built for media to have convenient work spaces.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)
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Move them all to the janitor's closet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (FZ29D)

55 >>Yikes on bikes

Please stop.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (Zkdh8)

56 SMH, big hug to both of you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (DPPrP)

57 ok, so Judge steps in as predicted to shut it down; give them back WH access. Ok. Here is a nice room to sit in. You can text your questions to this Assistant to the Press Secretary's assistant and we'll pass it over to this circular file.
Left likes process as punishment? Give them malicious compliance. They have WH access now. No one said where they would have access too and no one promised them questions. Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.

Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (6+ehB)

58 Didn't Hillary have roped-off areas for the press at her campaign events? Like sheep in a pen?
Posted by: Don Black

Chocolate Jesus locked them in a room.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (h6CE+)

59
Fart cushions and stinger seats.

on the back row

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (+UcOf)

60 I don't get why anyone in particular would have such a right of access. As Edward Coke would have observed, seems fake and gay.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (sAnBa)

61
Is everything clear now?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)



LMMFAO.


I guess they don't remember this gem......


https://shorturl.fm/z1mAL

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

62 Note, this a J6 judge that gave the Proud Boy guy 20 years.
That allowed an insane, new legal standard for conspiracy, over the old requirement that required an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.
That is, an actual act or verbal agreement to undertake the conspiracy.

No more:
His new, improved--just for J6--standard was, "well, it can be a wink. Or a nod. Or neither if you want to imply it from the context. Whatever--just convict him."

So yeah, the left can fuck right off with the "Trump appointed" judge bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

63 Trump knew this would happen of course. I don't know what that means. Maybe some kind of OODA thing or maybe like an improv bit he threw out there. Maybe red meat for the base.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (TO3+g)

64
You must know that area is needed for a backup helipad!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:28 PM (NnhvP)

___________

The Donald J. Trump Latrine and Vomitorium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (eRlcH)

65 Trump should declare a constitutional right to cameras at SCOTUS.

Posted by: HowardDevore at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (H/Jxx)

66 I get that the legacy media is shit. They stir shit. Report shit. It's not a right to have access to the White House and/or the staff there, let alone the president.

But, in the grand scheme of things, this issue isn't.

Kill the press pool. Do it by e-mail, Zoom, or put a daily briefing up on the White House website. There's zero justification for the time and money spent on... this shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (2Cry5)

67 Why would a Democrat ban Fox? That's yet more 2003 thinking.

Fox is on board with them and in the henhouse.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (YWUqf)

68 My sympathy for these cretins died off years ago. But it's kind of interesting how they insist on their importance while the world moves on.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (BpO1e)

69 >>Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget


Obama did that on several occasions.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (q7KFe)

70 Yep. If its a 100 foot room, put them 85 feet back with zero rows of chairs intervening. Congrats, you're in the room. Put one or two "friendlies" in chairs 10 feet from the podium. Tell the judge to go back to doing...whatever it is that he says he does there.
Posted by: Crusader

You need a 1" Thick double wall Lexan glass shield too

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (NnhvP)

71 Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.
Posted by: Nelly at September 24, 2026 12:29 PM (6+ehB)
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There's a jockstrap storage room in the White House?? Man, they think of everything.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (amcLV)

72 29 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

Perhaps. Trump does have an unerring instinct for hijacking the news cycle and getting what he wants the discussion to revolve around taking place. The more the press talks about this tempest in a teapot is the less they shout about their other priorities.

Besides, this latest controversy will be forgotten about in two weeks, and it will be onto the next one.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2026 12:31 PM (0CU3H)

73 Hoover told the press corps to eat shit and die, and forced them to submit written questions that frequently received no reply, or a form letter.

This would be my policy as President, except without the written questions.

These swine would get their news the same way everyone else did. By watching the consequences of my actions.

Zero communication. Any leaks to media punishable by immediate firing and probable prosecution.

Acta non verba.

The President has no requirement to communicate a motherfucking thing to the swine of the media. None.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (+oUFo)

74 63 Trump knew this would happen of course. I don't know what that means. Maybe some kind of OODA thing or maybe like an improv bit he threw out there. Maybe red meat for the base.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 12:30 PM (TO3+g)

=======

The dominant strain of the Trump 2.0 legal efforts is at establishing precedent. Every major move hasn't been first about winning the particular issue, but on working through the system to create precedent on a larger scale.

It was the point of the firing of federal employees, of every immigration move, and of things like tariffs.

His admin is very forward looking, not looking for quick wins but establishing precedent that should outlast this presidency.

It doesn't always work, but it is the overarching philosophy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (I7axw)

75 The press has a right to be in the White House but the People don't have a right to be in the Capitol? 🤔

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (YWUqf)

76 OK, they can attend, they just can't take cameras in. Security reasons.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (r7+Q7)

77 Oy -

Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts

United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)

78 Give them access to the press room and a third tier power point presentation while RAV is present on the lawn as President walks to helipad. That's where he's at his best.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (+UcOf)

79 Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav
The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

80 Liberally spray the rooms down with buck rut.

Allow full access.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (sAnBa)

81 PDJT apparently finally stopped listening to judges.

the press passes were withheld.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (j+aD2)

82 >>United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.


I don't know about this guy...but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (q7KFe)

83 Next presser--

"Mr. Trump, is it true that the r.."

"I know what you are asking, is it true that I deserve to be on Rushmore. Well of course. Look at my accomplishment......"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Zkdh8)

84 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
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You know what else was full?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (YWUqf)

85 Have the Bridgekeeper from Monty Python & The Holy Grail do screening of all who wish to enter

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

86 From the previous thread:

{271} If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:

https://tinyurl.com/56vcnz32

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (O7YUW)

87 So five large corporations are coordinating operations to attempt to control the market?

Posted by: Button_Pushing_Monkey at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (h5qFn)

88 63 Trump knew this would happen of course.

********

Around the same time he did this he announced Trump TV which would provide alternative coverage of his daily briefings

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (UPRxU)

89 Trump may have stepped on his johnson with this episode.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ZxPkt)

=======

He'll never win the presidency now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (I7axw)

The wheels are closing in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (g8Ew8)

90 The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

I tried warning you, in great detail no less. But you wouldn't listen.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

91
The new radical leftist Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth" to control news media and eliminate news or opinions that the government disagrees with.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

__________

You see? This is how Democracy operates.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (eRlcH)

92 Every week he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Zkdh8)

93 store jockstraps in.
Posted by: Nelly

Used highschooler.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 12:34 PM (NnhvP)

94 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (G4zM/)

95 Coffee, tea, or Astroglide?

Posted by: United flight attendant at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (h6CE+)

96 >> The press has a right to be in the White House but the People don't have a right to be in the Capitol? 🤔

Bigot.

Posted by: SCOTUS at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (UMWMT)

97 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

98
Trump won't issue press passes??? Well, in that case I'm voting for Talarico!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (eRlcH)

99 >I don't know about this guy...but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

Posted by: garrett
----

and I need some serious elbow room
hard to find on a passenger plane

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (ZxPkt)

100 >>>because the flight was full.

So was my prostate. What was I supposed to do?

Posted by: the masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (J4Dwc)

101 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
Posted by: beckster

United would have given her more, but it was her husband.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (5DOmj)

102 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

Posted by: beckster
----------

United it ready when your are.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (+UcOf)

103 Trump needs a hockey "bruiser" lawyer to show up.

A guy who is at the end of his career and don't give a shit about pissing off the judge, mocking his threat of sanctions.

Like how Trump used to brag about Bolton, "this guy is a madman, I'd just bring him to meetings and have him stand there, scare the shit of them."

Have the guy deliberately walk in just late enough that the judge can't rule.
Refuse to apologize for being late, just say, "Oh, you started without me?"
And interrupt the judge, talk over him, goad and mock him, "Oooh, look at the judge talking like he's important."
Yell back at the judge.
That kind of shit.

Because Trump doesn't know how sacred these assholes hold their phony-ass decorum and respect rules.
And how they're using that against him.
And they don't have a good way to deal with someone who doesn't fear a judge yelling at them or sanctions.
And this will destroy the very process they are using to illegally block Trump.

Sand in the gears of the Bullshit Machine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (3cUTc)

104 There is no legislation that governs White House access for media, it is all entirely in the provenance of the unitary executive.

This is wild and outrageous judicial overreach of the most grotesque nature.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2026 12:36 PM (pIwiO)

105 98
Trump won't issue press passes??? Well, in that case I'm voting for Talarico!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (eRlcH)

=======

"I was okay with Trump and the pussy tape, the Charlottesville fine people comment, his Muslim ban, his giving everything to Russia, his Epstein connections, him being controlled by Israel, and his lack of movement on deportations, but this is the bridge too far."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (I7axw)

106 This was never going to stand, and I assume Trump knew that but he just enjoys tweaking the enemy propagandists and provoking the predictable outrage from millions of left-wing lunatics. If he really wanted to freeze out the anti-American leftists that dominate the US media landscape, he could have done so more effectively and quietly. That's just not his style.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (CYakq)

107 Smith-Mundt Modernization cuts both ways, and that's fundamental.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (wJXLk)

108 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

This would have never happened in First Class.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

109 My brother told me a funny story about Sam Houston. Houston hated the press. When he was on his deathbed, he asked for two reporters to come into his room, which everyone thought was really strange. When the two reporters were brought into the room, Houston asked for one of them to stand on one side of his bed, and one on the other side of the bed. Because, he told them, he wanted to die like Jesus (i.e., between two thieves).

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

110
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)



If I had a dollar for every time I masturbated because my flight was full, I'd be able to afford my own G-IV, complete with busty nymphomaniac flight attendants with a fetish for pudgy middle aged men.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (iqcvy)

111 Psst, ace!

Lesbians do have long Covids.

Wide, too.

Pass it on.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (TezPK)

112 37 And thank you all for the continued prayers offered in the previous thread.

Seems we've needed them a lot.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

Hope you took my comment about the matter in the spirit I made it in. I pray that your daughter comes out older and wiser.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (Gqar8)

113 Yikes on bikes
I long for dykes
Whose cafe woes
I post for likes

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (8Q86n)

114 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)
=====

This is terrible news ... for the Commies.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (rj6Yv)

115 what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Best I can do:

Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated Activists are calling for more research and government support to address troubling health disparities.

Compared to 5% of cisgender men and 9% of cisgender women, 15% of trans adults say they are currently experiencing long COVID symptoms. Meanwhile, 12% of bisexual adults in the U.S. are living with post-COVID conditions, compared to 7% of straight, gay, and lesbian adults.

“Of course trans people have higher rates of long COVID,” says JD Davids, co-founder of The Network for Long COVID Justice group. “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."

Long COVID’s effects can be arduous. Whitehead, who once enjoyed playing soccer with friends, is now physically disabled and uses a mobility scooter.

Jessica Olson, a 45-year old bisexual living with type 1 diabetes and long COVID, feels the government has not put up enough money to care for people with the chronic illness. “The government needs to be spending 1000 times as much as it is to provide care for people with long COVID."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (t19vo)

116 Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)


Unexpectedly??

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (KaLR8)

117 No such thing as a CNN Judge or an MSNBC Judge.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (YWUqf)

118
Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated

__________

No, it's simple. They're mentally ill.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (eRlcH)

119 I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)

120 Coffee tea or Vaseline?

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (ZxPkt)

121 I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)
===

Yeah, right next to Otto Pilot.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

122 Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

That is funny. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (JrHfD)

123
I guess they could have let her sit in the cockpit.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)

__________

Never let an airline pilot near a white woman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (eRlcH)

124 More like Rusty Lesbians, amiright?

Posted by: fly gal at September 24, 2026 12:40 PM (5bi6r)

125 I just realized, Trump can do some funny here.

Give them back their passes.

At the back of the room.

Behind a brand-new partition.

With a video screen playing Trump campaign commercials.

Just loud enough to not bother the front of the room but loud enough they can't hear anything.

Done and done:
Malicious compliance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

126 115 Them.us: Long COVID Is More Common in Bisexual and Trans People. The Reasons Why Are Complicated Activists are calling for more research and government support to address troubling health disparities.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026

======

Theory:

They're far leftists who are just generally unhealthy and mired in conspiracy theories about COVID's efficacy and danger who blame their general bad health conditions on a condition with amorphous symptoms and questionable existence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (I7axw)

127
Hope you took my comment about the matter in the spirit I made it in. I pray that your daughter comes out older and wiser.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM



All is well.

The only thing that should happen today is the court formally declares the charges and the lawyer enters her plea. Not sure that anything else will happen.

The good thing is after that, the lawyer can now attempt negotiations with the AG and see if they can get a deal to end this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

128 > United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.

Obviously that's bad, but I'm wondering what actual alternatives there were. I suppose you could make an announcement, "This pervert's masturbating on the plane, are there any jacked bros who are willing to sit next to this asshole and make him behave?"

But then what happens if the jacked bro breaks his little pecker off? You're liable, right?

Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

129 Trump should treat CNN and MSNOW like Milton Waddams in Office Space. "Here, you can ask questions from the furnace room"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (NGWpV)

130 Long COVID Justice Group. Just what we need.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (h6CE+)

131 I wouldn't mind some long covid.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (7Q0e+)

132 United has become a shit airline. They are the same ones who protested that ICE was pulling people off the boarding lines.

BTW Federal indecency laws apply on airline flights, making what that jerkoff did a federal crime. He was subject to arrest and investigation by the FBI. The flight crew likely knew that and did nothing. There should have been law enforcement waiting for him upon landing. They did nothing.

Posted by: SCOTUS at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (UMWMT)

133 JUST IN: U.S. weekly jobless claims plunge to 197,000, nearing 57-year lows.
9:05 AM · Sep 24, 2026
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

Unexpectedly??
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (KaLR

Elect us... We promise to bring back unemployment !

Posted by: The Dems at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)

134 I think Trump gets reports each week:

"Sir, it looks bad, the Chinese and communists are gearing up for a big push this week with Xi's visit. They plan to blanket the media with talks about..."

"Yeah, let's kick some of them out of the WH -- they'll talk about that for a week. And call the lesbians, we need more stories about crazy lesbians. Everybody like poking fun at lesbians."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (Zkdh8)

135 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

This would have never happened in First Class.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.

Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)

136 i wonder what this judge thinks about what nick shirley does

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (CWTWj)

137 seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
------

He'll never get over macho grande.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (YWUqf)

138
I'm sure fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, Morgellons and chronic fatigue syndrome are more common in bisexual and trans people too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (eRlcH)

139 It still counts for the Mile High Club, though, right?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (r7+Q7)

140 My penis is 12 inches long. I have named it covid. I will be more than happy to give you long covid......

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (ccf/V)

141 Free Press headline is: EXCLUSIVE: ‘The New York Times’ Sued by Shareholders Over Biased Israel Coverage

The article lede is: "Shareholders of The New York Times filed a lawsuit against the paper’s parent company on Wednesday morning, arguing the paper has failed to meet its obligation: to tell readers the truth and correct itself in a timely fashion when it doesn’t."

The rest of it is behind a paywall


https://tinyurl.com/yc7e3d45

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (rbvCR)

142
Elect us... We promise to bring back unemployment !
Posted by: The Dems at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)



Don't you mean FUNemployment?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

143 My penis is 12 inches long. I have named it covid. I will be more than happy to give you long covid......
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (ccf/V)


I would tell you to go suck it, but I am told you have already done that

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:44 PM (rbvCR)

144 Had that happened on one of my flights, I would've instructed the lead FA to find the burliest guy in the cabin, explain the situation to him and have him switch seats with the young lady.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (J4Dwc)

145
In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.
Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)



I've seen that movie.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

146 Ace checks his sources
for Lesbian long Covid
Alas, seems fake and gay

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (TN0g+)

147 I'm still wondering in this day and age of AI and the Internet, why is there still a press pool?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (2Cry5)


It is like a title of nobility, and cannot be removed from the Ancien Regime

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (rbvCR)

148 United has become a shit airline

**********

Become? They’ve been a shitshow in the 10 years that I’ve been forced to fly them. From either losing baggage to posting the wrong times for flights to an hour layover turning into 8 hours

But hey the important thing is that their pilots are diverse and have 33 pronouns

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (UPRxU)

149 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".

But first, give Harvey Weinstein a few minutes alone with the plants.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

150 The whole episode is inconsequential. Why buck the judiciary on something that doesn't matter? Why not on one of the immigration issues... like Maryland Man who's still around, and not parked in some Central American prison as he should?

Tell the judge who foisted that on us to go fuck hizself.

That, by itself would have been of consequence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (2Cry5)

151 Forget about unemployment. What about the temporary rise in gas prices!! OMG!!

Vote Democrap

Posted by: Democrats and the media at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (f4oEt)

152 The female passenger was apparently quoted as saying "I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane."

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (YWUqf)

153 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Make it fun by installing a penalty box. Get out of line, you are ushered into the box to become a spectator for the remainder of the press conference.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (EY29e)

154 I'm sure fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, Morgellons and chronic fatigue syndrome are more common in bisexual and trans people too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:43 PM (eRlcH)



Bogus diagnoses to prescribe pharmaceuticals to keep Big Pharma happy and slowly kill off the population.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (ccf/V)

155 Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (YWUqf)

Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

156 Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

You remembered

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (YWUqf)

157 Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

Find out if there's anyone from the WH press corps on the plane, and then make them move next to Mr. Happy. They'd probably enjoy the experience. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

158 United sucks big time. They have exclusivity over flights into places like Houston. They absolutely rake people over the coals. Then they have a seating scheme that calls regular seats “premium” and they charge higher prices for them.

Posted by: Democrats and the media at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (f4oEt)

159 Happy Punctuation Day, Man!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

You remembered
Posted by: ...

Sorry, didn't have time to get you a card or a gift. But I'll raise a glass in your honor when I have my evening cocktail.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

160 “Of course trans people have higher rates of long COVID,” says JD Davids, co-founder of The Network for Long COVID Justice group. “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."
----
This is one of the most bizarre lines of reasoning I've ever seen.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (FZ29D)

161 The whole episode is inconsequential. Why buck the judiciary on something that doesn't matter? Why not on one of the immigration issues... like Maryland Man who's still around, and not parked in some Central American prison as he should?

Tell the judge who foisted that on us to go fuck hizself.

That, by itself would have been of consequence.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (2Cry5)
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DC federal judges are bored. No one to ask them to sign "gag orders". No MAGATs to imprison. All they can do is sign anti-administration injunctions and rule on building codes.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (rj6Yv)

162 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.

Put them in the back and ignore them completely. And if they start interrupting and yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (W2Pud)


I would much rather have a rule that press passes and white house clearances are only provided to individuals for three months out of each calendar year to allow a clear and open cycling of members of the press through the system to promote fairness to the individuals in the press, robustness to the pool, and to avoid a sense that the position in the press pool is a personal possession or some mark of nobility to specific reporters.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (rbvCR)

163
49 Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:25 PM (iqcvy)

Obama.

Was it Biden or Obama who had the Secret Service shove the press into a literal broom closet? I forget.

Biden, I think.

Is everything clear now?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2026 12:27 PM

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I remember that. It was Biden's people that did it. It was a fundraiser. There was one reporter there, and he was put in the closet so he couldn't hear what Biden said.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (HLgI3)

164 If the hack judge orders Trump to let the journalists back in, then Trump should remove a number of rows of chairs from the room and strategicly place a number of heavy pots with tall, leafy plants between the row or two of chairs reserved for the real journalists and the standing room only section for the CNN etc. "Journalists ".
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Make them sit on Hippity-Hop toys

LOL, remember those?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (3cUTc)

165 ----
This is one of the most bizarre lines of reasoning I've ever seen.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:49 PM (FZ29D)



Based on zero scientific fact whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

166 Yes, it must be a slow news day when we're wondering if Sunny Hostin REALLY lied about being the hold-out juror in the cannibal case.

https://x.com/RealJasonNelson/status/2103012060745670898

Posted by: KT at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (1RGZ5)

167 In first class the stewardesses give you handjobs.
Posted by: Maybe that's only on Emirates at September 24, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)


I've seen that movie.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)
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I must have missed that deleted scene in Airplane! (Extended Director's Cut!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (FZ29D)

168 Still waiting for Trump to just yawn and ignore these judges.

But I don't think he's wired that way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 12:51 PM (s1VwS)

169 “We have lower rates of being treated as humans."

The trannnies dehumanize themselves. One's sex is a central component of one's humanity. Once you deny that, you've gone a long way toward denying your humanity.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

170 Is long covid a feeling?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (YWUqf)

171
!!!!

Once again the horde grey boxes have found a solution!

White house just needs to hire masturbating United passenger, and sit him down next to CNN in the press room.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (Zkdh8)

172 ----
I must have missed that deleted scene in Airplane! (Extended Director's Cut!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 12:50 PM (FZ29D)



It was right there next to the bouncing boobs. The boobs and the jerk were in perfect sync!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

173 Theory: They're far leftists who are just generally unhealthy and mired in conspiracy theories about COVID's efficacy and danger who blame their general bad health conditions on a condition with amorphous symptoms and questionable existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The pro-trans article put it more delicately and positively.

Another reason queer, trans, and bisexual adults might be overrepresented among people with long COVID is that they’re more likely to recognize what long COVID is in the first place. That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

174 The United passenger who was rubbing one out -- was his name Pete?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (KaLR8)

175 Dang, TACO--Trump let them in just a bit ago.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)

176 Pretty sure Trump knew this wouldn't stand.. I think he was trying to call out the lies... He doesn't have to call on them .

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (+gK6I)

177 >>>Prime Minister in Britain, Andy Burnham, has announced his plans to create a "Ministry of Truth"
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Saw that in a movie. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (+UcOf)

178 Couldn’t that be dykes on bikes?

Posted by: working_man at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (43OWJ)

179 Do you think lesbians grow on trees?

Posted by: PG at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (S5uGP)

180
That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

_________

You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
The government needs to come to your aid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (eRlcH)

181 173 Another reason queer, trans, and bisexual adults might be overrepresented among people with long COVID is that they’re more likely to recognize what long COVID is in the first place. That’s because queer people are used to responding to health emergencies like the HIV/AIDS epidemic, which created a network of advocates who used their experience responding to that crisis in the wake of COVID-19, including by disseminating knowledge about acute and chronic COVID infection.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:52 PM (t19vo)

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Oh, advocates telling them that they're victims?

Wow...unbelievable!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (I7axw)

182 "I remember that. It was Biden's people that did it. It was a fundraiser. There was one reporter there, and he was put in the closet so he couldn't hear what Biden said."

Actually, it was probably more like they didn't want him to hear *how* Biden said it.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (GMWTj)

183 >>>Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

I've been binging Jimmy Carr heckler videos. He's a pretty funny guy.

https://youtube.com/shorts/og6sQg7H9pQ

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (W132F)

184 I too have named my penis Covid.....

Posted by: The Paolo at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)

185 The United passenger who was rubbing one out -- was his name Pete?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 12:54 PM (KaLR

No the guy on the plane said he didn't mind Jews existing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (YWUqf)

186 180 You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're a victim.
The government needs to come to your aid.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:55 PM (eRlcH)

========

And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)

187 How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that Melania is required to show proof of citizenship because some liberal fag claims she isn't a citizen, and until that proof is verified, she must return to her country of origin?

How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that Trump Tower in NY needs to be closed because some liberal asshat claims to have proof there are rats in the stairwells?

How long before some fu*king federal judge declares that all Trump golf courses must be ploughed under because they are using too much fertilizer to keep the grass green because some fu*king commie democrat claims to have proof that fertilizer is disruptive to the environment?

Pull your heads out of your asses judges...America is NOT a Judiciocracy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

188 I'm sure the fact that I'm dead wouldn't stop Ron from trying to put his pecker in me. I passed in 2018 at the age of 58.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (7Q0e+)

189 Wash your mask, wear your hands
Trump said pussy
AI is going to kill us all

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (UjdFS)

190 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)

191 And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)
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Special treatment for the first person to stop clapping and sit down.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (rj6Yv)

192 Boss.

>> Argentine President Javier Milei:

"The United Nations has become a useless organization whose entire function is to feed a caste of arrogant parasites masquerading as well-intentioned officials.

Those who claim to defend human rights have backed bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets.

They systematically voted against Israel while staying silent in the face of Islamist terrorism and the murder of Christians in Africa."

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (f4oEt)

193 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.
......

Did I miss a good one?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

194 yelling, have them escorted out.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Create new press room in the sump room. Access via very long walk with unfriendly Secret Service.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (FhXTo)

195 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)



Seems he's suffering from dementia and was released to a private residence in 2023. He was ruled unable to stand trial.

Posted by: s at September 24, 2026 12:59 PM (ccf/V)

196 WTF was THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

197 Only Liberal Judges are told about the double-secret Article VIII of the US Constitution.

"The White House Correspondents Association shall solely select the members of the press the White House must admit to everywhere on the premises."

Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (5rh/l)

198 "Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today."

I saw The Juicy Lesbians open for Melissa Etheridge.

But not at a concert.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (Q+gd/)

199 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

____________________________

Best place to look.... WNBA. You know, Dykes in Nikes.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)

200 192 Boss.

>> Argentine President Javier Milei:

"The United Nations has become a useless organization whose entire function is to feed a caste of arrogant parasites masquerading as well-intentioned officials.

Those who claim to defend human rights have backed bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets.

They systematically voted against Israel while staying silent in the face of Islamist terrorism and the murder of Christians in Africa."

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 12:58 PM (f4oEt)

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There was a time when John Bolton was a dull version of this.

Oh, how times have changed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (I7axw)

201 His admin is very forward looking,

I think he looks forward to slamming the media.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (FhXTo)

202 Is the Hedgehog still in jail?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 12:57 PM (h6CE+)


Seems he's suffering from dementia and was released to a private residence in 2023. He was ruled unable to stand trial.
Posted by: s

Who's this?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (77rzZ)

203 One of the many hallmarks of communism and part of the playbook is to make your opponent feels any resistance is futile.

It is the playbook Democrats are using for the midterm elections.

Do not believe anything you hear from the media.

Get out. Vote. Win. Save the country from these maniacs.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (f4oEt)

204 Politico has no.White House.access?I guess that would.make too obvious that they make.shit up.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (bX16E)

205 Who's this?
Posted by: Bulg

Ron Jeremy

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (h6CE+)

206 And destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

But mostly destroy those who don't clap enough for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:56 PM (I7axw)
====



Ruuvry!!!

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (ccf/V)

207 WTF was THAT?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

Here? You're going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (W132F)

208 > Pull your heads out of your asses judges...America is NOT a Judiciocracy.
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Sadly, it already is. And it's squarely aligned with the left. They make the laws, enforce the ones they agree with and ignore the ones they don't. Put in prison people they think should be there and set free the ones they don't.

The judiciary is a full state of insurrection. Nobody seems to know what to do about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (2Cry5)

209 but I can't jerk off on a plane that isn't at full capacity.

With fuel prices rising you have to be efficient.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (FhXTo)

210
Here? You're going to have to be more specific.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:01 PM (W132F)



I had a nick fail......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

211 Remember that one of the many devious and destructive things Democrats have promised if they win is to fully reengage in the UN and restore every program and dollar the current administration has exited or withdrawn.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (f4oEt)

212 Do you think lesbians grow on trees?
Posted by: PG
......

They prefer bushes.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

213 Long COVID’s effects can be arduous. Whitehead, who once enjoyed playing soccer with friends, is now physically disabled and uses a mobility scooter.

Jessica Olson, a 45-year old bisexual living with type 1 diabetes and long COVID, feels the government has not put up enough money to care for people with the chronic illness. “The government needs to be spending 1000 times as much as it is to provide care for people with long COVID."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 12:38 PM (t19vo)

Terrible disease. The government should give them all free phosgene inhalers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (dPOOv)

214 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.

--

Mile High Club, V2.0?

What kind of sick degenerate would do something like this on a plane? Anyone want to tell me this country isn't on the rocks morally? The vile crap I seem to read nearly every day would not be believed by anyone 20 years ago.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (qBdHI)

215 >>>Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Sorry. Best we can do is Mass lesbo bar no longer requiring masks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (W132F)

216 I had a nick fail......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)

In other words Tuesday

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (YWUqf)

217 OT- There is a new movie coming about the exploding pagers . It's called "Paging Hezbollah":

https://tinyurl.com/53wxedku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (JrHfD)

218 he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)


1/2", just the front legs.

They'll need chiropractic care in a month.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (FhXTo)

219
In other words Tuesday
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (YWUqf)



Valid, really, any day of the week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (ccf/V)

220
What kind of sick degenerate would do something like this on a plane? Anyone want to tell me this country isn't on the rocks morally? The vile crap I seem to read nearly every day would not be believed by anyone 20 years ago.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:03 PM (qBdHI)

___________

I am seeing more signs in a variety of businesses saying not to abuse the staff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (eRlcH)

221 Trump kicked over a lot of rice bowls and derailed a lot of gravy trains.

The gangsters want their crooked scams and schemes back.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (Q+gd/)

222 153 Just because the goons are allowed into the press room doesn’t mean they get front seats or called upon.
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Britain, In the dock, isn't that an elevated area where testimony is given? Four elevated seats high above the others move them there so that all may observe their superiority.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (+UcOf)

223 Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

How about just clobbering the fucker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dPOOv)

224 Democrats killed the XL pipeline and cheered. Then they spent the entire Biden Administration trying to kill the oil and gas industry. They bogged down the permitting process with red tape, increased fees and inspection to slow it down, stopped issuing offshore permits and many other things. Their stated goal was to raise the price of gas so high their green garbage would look good.

This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (f4oEt)

225 I am seeing more signs in a variety of businesses saying not to abuse the staff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Heh. ISWYDT.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (77rzZ)

226 he should have facilities cut 1" off the legs of every chair in the press room.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

1/2", just the front legs.

They'll need chiropractic care in a month.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (FhXTo)

Give them assigned seating in those little tiny kindergartener chairs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (W132F)

227 I didn't know you can't stop people from masturbating in public. Must have been a Hawaiian Judge ruling.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (YWUqf)

228
Had that happened on one of my flights, I would've instructed the lead FA to find the burliest guy in the cabin, explain the situation to him and have him switch seats with the young lady.
Posted by: one hour sober

==================

Either that or the flamingest fag on the plane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (mmrXZ)

229 There was a time when John Bolton was a dull version of this.

Oh, how times have changed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:00 PM (I7axw)


I am currently reading a meaty essay on how the adoption of utilitarian and "evolutionary" thought turned the classical liberal philosophy into a dull statist movement willing to compromise for "efficiency" over personal freedom and liberty. In that manner, Bolton is a leading light.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)

230 Ron achieved conditional release. So he's back at home receiving "treatment".
Cry dementia and let slip the neurons in decline.

Posted by: Debbie Lee Carrington at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (7Q0e+)

231 OT- There is a new movie coming about the exploding pagers . It's called "Paging Hezbollah":

https://tinyurl.com/53wxedku

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:04 PM (JrHfD)

By the Bee? That's a quality title.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (W132F)

232 Like someone said up thread, doing that act on an aircraft is a violation of federal law with pretty severe penalties. This is a giant fail on the part of United, who sucks anyway.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (f4oEt)

233 Were only in it for the money. (And fake polls).

Posted by: Martha MacCallum FOX NEWS at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (nvKZ7)

234 I didn't know you can't stop people from masturbating in public. Must have been a Hawaiian Judge ruling.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (YWUqf)

Don't get any funny ideas. A comment section is one thing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (W132F)

235
Well, at least the algorithm is giving me beagle puppy videos.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (eRlcH)

236 Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

A very 2026 way to go out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (h6CE+)

237 You are kidding yourself if you still believe that Fox is anything more than "conservative flavored" media to get the large market share that all other mainstream media actively and obviously tries to offend. They are the GOPe senator that poses with flags and has his picture taken on a horse holding a shotgun in the country and then votes with the Dems against Trump whenever he thinks he can get away with it.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (3/XaG)

238 Maybe the dude just needed some emotional support hand.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

239 This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (f4oEt)


I bet part of the thought is that fuel prices will go down once the EU conquers the Russian oil fields and takes the Russian refineries.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (rbvCR)

240 Yikes on bikes what I wouldn't give for a juicy Lesbian Long Covid story today.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

After reading this statement, Deep shag carpet and the word "Moist" popped into my head. Weird.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (OkYzo)

241 And Ace said it was a slow news day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)

242 229 I am currently reading a meaty essay on how the adoption of utilitarian and "evolutionary" thought turned the classical liberal philosophy into a dull statist movement willing to compromise for "efficiency" over personal freedom and liberty. In that manner, Bolton is a leading light.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:06 PM (rbvCR)

========

It seems to me that classical liberalism's changes over the last century are because the philosophy actually has no limiting principles. It's atomizing to the individual while rejecting anything like organizing structures which then makes it a requirement to open up any cultural space to those who wish to destroy it.

So, it's an ideology built to self destruct because no, you can't tell the communist that he's not allowed in America because that's his atomized right to be wrong. And no, you can't bar the communist from government because that his atomized right to seek office in America. And no, we can't use the power of government to stop the communist from rounding us up in boxcars because that's in violation of our principles of not telling other people what to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (I7axw)

243
You are kidding yourself if you still believe that Fox is anything more than "conservative flavored" media to get the large market share that all other mainstream media actively and obviously tries to offend

____________

It's like being a Trotskyite in Stalin's Russia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (eRlcH)

244 Maybe the dude just needed some emotional support hand.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)



He was feeling unclean and had read on the internet somewhere that jizz was a cleansing agent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

245 Excuse me miss. That's NOT hand sanitizer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (W132F)

246 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:07 PM (W132F)

This a great name. So is "Grim Beeper" but I think this is a legit movie, not some humor from
"Babylon Bee".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (JrHfD)

247 And Ace said it was a slow news day.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:09 PM (W132F)


I wonder if he will discuss any of the speeches or apparent machinations at the UN

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

248 He didn't want to get 'backed up'.

Posted by: Seinfeld Reference at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (Q+gd/)

249 Man, these judges wield power like birthright Kings. I knew I should've been a lawyer. Who appoints Hawaiian Tropic Appellate Judges anyway? Is that state or local?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 01:11 PM (r7+Q7)

250 See? That story is tailor-made for AoSHQ.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (W132F)

251
Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

_________

Now if Bears forward Kuzmenko's father was mauled to death by penguins...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (eRlcH)

252 Don't get any funny ideas. A comment section is one thing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:08 PM (W132F)

Listen you're a sexy commenter what can I say.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (YWUqf)

253
Pretty easy ....if your neighbor on the plane is master baiting....let every passenger on the plane know who is jerking it live ...you are allowed to walk around when seatbelt signs are off...also ...lawyer up on touchdown ...the airline is gonna get a lot of bad publicity....or ....pay you off eventually ...my two cents

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (hgTEZ)

254 I saw Yikes On Bikes open for Big Twin Evo at Bobby's birthday party in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (ccf/V)

255 Watch the commodities market and the WTI price. What’s going on right now is deliberately trying to keep the bbl price up. It is in no way reflective of demand. The real bbl price based on available oil and consumption should based on historical supply-demand should be in the low $70’s. Meanwhile it’s $94. They can’t sustain that forever and either before or directly after the election it’s going to fall.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (f4oEt)

256 He didn't want to get 'backed up'.
Posted by: Seinfeld Reference

A friend of mine in the Navy had a term "DSBU," which stood for "dangerous semen backup."

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

257 Grim beeper is good. Four Horseman of the Motorolapocalypse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:13 PM (W132F)

258 >>Or what happens if nobody volunteers to sit next to the pervert?

There is one person on the aircraft who can make the request no longer a request. Then again, unless a passenger's behavior is a safety-of-flight issue, most captains are content to not care and let the cabin crew handle it.



Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (J4Dwc)

259 Retards -


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
9m
The
@RutgersU
Women's Rugby Team just changed their name to the "Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Your tax dollars are funding this university and its woke agenda to erase women

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (kX27y)

260 If I can't masterbate on a plane, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (bX16E)

261 Tinker, Tailor, Beeper, Die.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

262 hehehehe, let the cabin crew handle it, hehehehe...

Posted by: Butthead at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Q+gd/)

263 Do your rumor mongering bullsh*t reporting from this room we store jockstraps in.

Maybe it's just me, but I got the image of Kaitlan Collins acting like Kim Cattrall's character in Porky's

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (Iwv3U)

264 Note the Left hasn't been aching to dox THIS guy.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (YWUqf)

265 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full.
......

What movie was he watching?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (UjdFS)

266 Listen you're a sexy commenter what can I say.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:12 PM (YWUqf)

My eyes are up here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (W132F)

267 @libsoftiktok
·
9m
The
@RutgersU
Women's Rugby Team just changed their name to the "Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Your tax dollars are funding this university and its woke agenda to erase women
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (kX27y)



Bring in the Aussie trannies to join the team. Lets just take this full f*cking monty and watch the bodies pile up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

268 So, it's an ideology built to self destruct because no, you can't tell the communist that he's not allowed in America because that's his atomized right to be wrong. And no, you can't bar the communist from government because that his atomized right to seek office in America. And no, we can't use the power of government to stop the communist from rounding us up in boxcars because that's in violation of our principles of not telling other people what to do.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:10 PM (I7axw)


Once you become utilitarian, this is true, because utilitarian has no solid basis other than "what is best" which can be finessed into statism and then to deep state while mouthing open markets and laissez faire, since there is no basis.

originally classical liberals where like Andrew Jackson or George Whitfield. Then they became like Jeremy Bentham and William Jennings Bryan and started agitating for central banks, the administrative state, transnationalim, fiat currencies and wars. Since those things were "more efficient"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:16 PM (rbvCR)

269 If I can't masterbate on a plane, the terrorists win.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:14 PM (bX16E)

I'm tired of these mfing trouser snakes on this mfing plane.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:17 PM (W132F)

270 Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"
-------

Meanwhile the real Left laughs. It's like the joke about the guy pissing all over his own bar.

"We'll make them put an x through their own identity and they will laugh and brag about it!"

Imagine Republicans putting an X through the word women.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:17 PM (YWUqf)

271 Hello. Looks like a slow news day.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Maybe a slow news rest of the year.

I, for one, welcome the silence of the mean girz news networks and pray this judges' ruling gets them all crushed and thrown out of the White House forever.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (Y8DZL)

272 224 Democrats killed the XL pipeline and cheered. Then they spent the entire Biden Administration trying to kill the oil and gas industry. They bogged down the permitting process with red tape, increased fees and inspection to slow it down, stopped issuing offshore permits and many other things. Their stated goal was to raise the price of gas so high their green garbage would look good.

This is who people are counting on to lower the price of gas? lol.

Posted by: Vengeance
------

Shut down coal fired plants, some of our cheapest and most efficient energy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (+UcOf)

273 Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father was killed while on a fishing trip. He was mauled to death by a bear.

--

Eeeesh. I'd probably rank being mauled to death by a bear right near the top of ways I wouldn't want to perish.

That...and being buried alive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

274 My eyes are up here.
But your tits are down there.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (0JAw6)

275 My eyes are up here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:15 PM (W132F)

See??

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (YWUqf)

276 Eeeesh. I'd probably rank being mauled to death by a bear right near the top of ways I wouldn't want to perish.

That...and being buried alive.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

Being mauled to death by penguins would be worse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (dPOOv)

277 270 Womxn's Rugby Team" in order to be more "inclusive"

Men in Women's Rubgy is going to end in some real serious injuries and possible deaths.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)

278
Shut down coal fired plants, some of our cheapest and most efficient energy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (+UcOf)



To be fair, Owebama did that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (ccf/V)

279 Who the fuck does this judge think he is giving orders to the White House? I think they should tell all judges below SCOTUS to horse fuck. Maybe SCOTUS too….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (I/6jQ)

280 Democrats have been running on raising the cost of energy for two full decades.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (YWUqf)

281 The Man From Nantucket flies United?

Posted by: Not My Bucket at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (Fn+3X)

282 That...and being buried alive.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 01:18 PM (qBdHI)

Burned alive.

Stuck in a tunnel or sunken ship.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (W132F)

283 https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2103166514215940232

Good graph about polling misses.

But, remember, the not final polls right now are 100% correct because the final polls 2 years ago were 60% correct, and bringing up polling misses from not final polls in previous cycles is cope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (I7axw)

284 The Man From Nantucket flies United?

Posted by: Not My Bucket at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (Fn+3X)

Someone light the Muldoon lamp.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (W132F)

285 Men in Women's Rubgy is going to end in some real serious injuries and possible deaths.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)


I was told that the Women's rugby league in Portland OR pretty much died out because of the Trannies being allowed to play.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (rbvCR)

286 Nood Candy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

287 269 Ha! Although I believe its melon farming trouser snakes on the Monday to Friday plane...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (bX16E)

288 Being mauled to death by penguins would be worse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Coming soon to a Province near you!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (Fn+3X)

289 My eyes are up here.
But your tits are down there.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 01:19 PM (0JAw6)

Fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (W132F)

290 The one thing all polll trolls have in common is disappearing or changing their handle on the day after the election.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:22 PM (YWUqf)

291 Death by Karen Gillan snu snu.

Just trying to balance things out

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (YWUqf)

292 Nood Candy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

Now's the time to short-stroke it folks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2026 01:23 PM (W132F)

293 FOX staff are almost certainly doing this in a bid to be considered "serious news" by the other outlets - you know, the people who told us that Trump was a secret Russian Spy for three years, that COVID was caused by a bat and a pangolin dating in a wet market, and that Joe Biden was "sharp as a tack."

I have reviewed the First Amendment yet again and I fail to see the part that says "people from legacy media outlets are allowed to go wherever they want in order to lie for partisan purposes." I might see the point if Trump, you know, abridged their right to scribble their lies and distribute them to the masses (which they did for the day they were "banned.")

Further, a touch of irony here - Judge Kelly (who daily conducts public government business) almost certainly puts strict limits on whether and which Press outlets can collect news in his Courtroom.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 24, 2026 01:24 PM (ssz2a)

294 This threads getting pretty full, and I gotta say I'm getting a chubby....

Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 01:24 PM (Zkdh8)

295 VDH on Ronald Reagan's corporatist bent favoring the exportation of traditional American enterprise.

https://youtu.be/U9o-68M0bCU?t=2665

I'll never think the same of Reagan.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:25 PM (+UcOf)

296 Funny how these things can get an injunction in an hour, but a case on violation of citizen rights won't be heard at all or only years later.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 01:29 PM (uhVAy)

297 You forget that Fox is run by liberals like the Murdoch kid. They are embarrassed by Sean Hannity, Gutfeld, and before that Tucker and O'Reilly.
They added to their board Amnesty Paul Ryan.

Posted by: MikeN at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (SN8/4)

298 .
Trump: U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly does NOT have standing to regulate the U.S. Federal Executive Branch. His ruling is dismissed with prejudice.

Posted by: Marooned at September 24, 2026 04:38 PM (W2rvL)

The Morning Rant

punk-monkey.jpg

The latest lunacy in western Massachusetts sounded like a parody of the worst excesses of the self-absorbed LGTBBQ activist set that takes literally every human interaction and views it through their own, deeply disturbed lens.

But it was real, and it was spectacular! They couldn't help themselves! They dialed it to 11 and signaled to the rest of the country that the woke left is still around, still bat-shit crazy, and still dangerous.

It is actually important that these disturbed and strange people continue to voice their post-modern blather enough that it goes public. It's the quiet ones working behind the scenes who are dangerous, but their useful idiots like the patrons of this bar simply can't shut the f*ck up about their psychoses, and it keeps the danger in the spotlight.

Lesbian bar mask madness shows ‘woke 1.0’ never really died — and ‘woke 2.0’ is even worse

Remember when everyone wrote woke’s eulogy?

“It’s a vibe shift,” they said.

“Woke 1.0 was craaaazy,” AOC said, laughing off teens getting destroyed for smirking.

For a brief minute it looked like the normies had wrested control of the culture back from the crazies.

I regret to inform you, we did not.

If you thought Woke 1.0 was crazy, Woke 2.0 is psychotic.


I think we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

Their quiet work in the schools was exposed during the Covid debacle, when parents across the country finally got a glimpse of what was really being taught to their kids. And the wannabe Mengeles in our medical establishment became a little too vocal about what they were doing to our children, and what they wanted to do, and they got caught!

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis said, "Sunlight is the best disinfectant," And continuing to expose these anti-American, anti-freedom, anti-Western-culture fiends is vitally important. The worst thing that can happen is if they shut up and continue their work to dismantle our culture, destroy our families, and usher in the supposed nirvana of the progressives.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. If you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow us it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




Comments

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1 They've always been crazy. Woke is just a new name for them.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (lBlv7)

2 Not sponge

Posted by: Heirloominati at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (erhDr)

3 "What Woke 1.0 positions do you now disavow?"

Questions the 'unbiased' media will never ask.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (ccf/V)

5 On the bright side, we can point and laugh at them.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (BpO1e)

6 Lesbian bar mask madness shows ‘woke 1.0’ never really died — and ‘woke 2.0’ is even worse


It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

7 LGTBBQ activist

Didn't even see the BBQ browsing the content.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (FhXTo)

8 Link:

https://shorturl.fm/7QUvT

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)

9 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (2Cry5)

10 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.



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Soooo Burkas?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (lBlv7)

11 3 "What Woke 1.0 positions do you now disavow?"

Questions the 'unbiased' media will never ask.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

Maybe the pronouns but they are up to their necks in trans, DEI, and open borders so.. Basically Woke 1.0 the sequel

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

12 Today I will smile and laugh because it costs me nothing and to the left it is like the Mother of all Bombs.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (LHPAg)

13 What would we do without the legacy media?

NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

14 I don't think the question is what new craziness will the left come up with that constitutes Woke 2.0, it's will they be able to impose the formal and informal rules of Woke 2.0 on normal people, and will normal people follow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (I7axw)

15 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V

-------

Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)

16 It's fun to watch the cannibals eat each other.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (GD2xa)

17 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

So she takes that straw, that's been marinating in Covid Air, and then shoves it through her mask and into her mouth...

Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)

18
Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)



I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

19 Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (gLYp7)



But, you see, she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

20 Listen to Javier Millei's speech at the UN. He absolutely roasts the UN, globalism, the Deep State, whatever you call it. He held nothing back.

He's a politician, so someday no doubt he will disappoint. But right now, he is bringing the fire.

https://tinyurl.com/488wnzra

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (jyC3p)

21 Social media, unfortunately, is exacerbating the situation because people silo off into their various echo chambers where everyone thinks like they do.

So people have a VASTLY overrated sense that THEY are the normal ones because everyone they interact with online is just like them, no matter how bizarre their behavior.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (FZ29D)

22 The lesbian masque bar and the Cult of Clancy The Baby Strangler are all part of the same continuum of crazy. It's not even mental illness, just a bunch of narcissistic broads with main character syndrome.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (7v6hH)

23 Most company web sites continue to tout their DEI policies.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (2ap+5)

24 Maybe the pronouns but they are up to their necks in trans, DEI, and open borders so.. Basically Woke 1.0 the sequel

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

I just think every single Democrat trying to pretend they're not batshit crazy by handwaving away Woke 1.0 should be confronted with that question.

Which part of W1.0 do you now recognize was too far? Which aspect of the first edition was unreasonable and have you now backed away from?

But none of them will. Because none of them have backed away from ANY of the 1.0 doctrine.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (gLYp7)

25 19 But, you see, she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

=====

She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)

26 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

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Intravenously?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (FZ29D)

27 Cue the "Taylor Lorenz is so old that . . ." jokes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)

28 Link:

https://shorturl.fm/7QUvT
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ccf/V)
====================
Taylor Lorenz is an AI parody of a human being.

Great link, Sponge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (jyC3p)

29 Great job, Lorenz. Maybe if she focused less on the 'vid and more on 'not being a raging, ancient harridan,' she'd have a stable and reliable partner, supporting and making her a happier woman.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Well, she keeps outliving her husbands...

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (77rzZ)

30 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)

31 Rosa makes a pilgrimage.

Rosa DeLauro
@rosadelauro
getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here

-
P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)

32 How many masked lesbians does it take to quaff an overpriced mocktail

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

33 =====

She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)



I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

34 26 It's OK you guys.....Taylor Lorenz explained how lesbians can drink at a bar wearing a KN-95 mask, so all is well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

---
Intravenously?


suppositorially

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (v3pYe)

35 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026


***
Eastern MA = paranoid schizophrenic

Western MA = schizoid symptoms, but on meds

?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (wzUl9)

36 Through their ears?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 24, 2026 11:07 AM (ChZJD)


I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

That explains all the shit inside their skulls.

Posted by: A literal butthead at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (TbWk/)

37 -
P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)



LOL! First response......

Dawn
@LEDZEPP1969
Sep 21
You're a fucking Retarted fuck stain

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

38 32 How many masked lesbians does it take to quaff an overpriced mocktail

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (v3pYe)

39 Isn't western MA close to Brattleboro?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (2ap+5)

40 Cue the "Taylor Lorenz is so old that . . ." jokes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:11 AM (wzUl9)



In before dirt.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (ccf/V)

41 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)


I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (k5CNB)

42 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Another modern term I have no desire to look up

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (wzUl9)

43 I live 10 miles south of the VA line and will never cross it again. The entire Northeast needs to be written off. Everyone is crazy up there. Shunned, boycotted, ignored.

Posted by: Gentleman of the South at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (Fn+3X)

44
I think we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

__________

Animals are most violent when they're wounded.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (eRlcH)

45 P.S. Rosa celebrates her new ink.

https://tinyurl.com/33nebj3m
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026


***
Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)

46
I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:15 AM (k5CNB)



Because avoiding the liver is ALWAYS a smart choice....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

47 I did have to butt-chug my opiates a couple times when I couldn't keep food down.

Posted by: Cooter Brown at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (Fn+3X)

48 Isn't western MA close to Brattleboro?

Its just across the border. If you are ever in the area check out the Bennington Battle Monument it is pretty impressive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (sKqQm)

49 I met a Stanford medical student many years ago who said that the trend at school was to do alcohol enemas to get drunk but avoid some of the hangover issues.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

50 25 She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.

living in a pod should a peas her.

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (v3pYe)

51 A lot of the left is funded by woke politics so they are not going to let any of it go peacefully

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)

52 ***
Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)



She's in charge of you, dontchaknow......

House Rep for Connecticut......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ccf/V)

53
Too frightened of dying to live. We're none of us called before our time.

I am neither a disease vector or a potential victim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (eRlcH)

54 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

55 The "1.0" is serving the same exact psychological leverage as "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

It's packaging the craziness up into a parcel people can digest and not feel bad about.

Basically trying to convince everyone that they knew what they were doing all along. Which they and Trump both absolutely did except *their* "knowing what they are doing" is deceptive, whereas Trump's is competence. I

It's honestly dizzying. I almost wish I couldn't see it. Bottom line the Left are scum.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (YWUqf)

56 Its just across the border. If you are ever in the area check out the Bennington Battle t it is pretty impressive.
Posted by: 18-1


If Mary Cloggenstein hasn't led a woke mob to tear it down. Because, you know, the patriarchy and white supremacy.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (77rzZ)

57
Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

__________

??? I thought she was dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:19 AM (eRlcH)

58 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Cora, Dawson and Callan at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (YWUqf)

59 she's immunocompromised so she HAS to be on top of all these things or SHE'LL DIE!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Hang on....nope. Not having an issue with that.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (BpO1e)

60 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)



Suicide. Black on black crime. Liberal shitholes refuse to enforce laws and this is what's happening.

Fix your own house and stop f*cking the rest of us, c*ntwad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (ccf/V)

61 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:14 AM (ccf/V)

IMO, Dawn is an example of people using the "f" word so often, it has lost its effectiveness, and I'm not In support of either the politics or the look of Rosa De Lauro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (JrHfD)

62 >>The worst thing that can happen is if they shut up and continue their work to dismantle our culture, destroy our families, and usher in the supposed nirvana of the progressives.


Yup!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 11:20 AM (rOKnE)

63 NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)


A new study shows that regular breathing CAN prolong your life.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

64 Ughhh, the Nolan Wells thing is such a scam. Young black guys (who can't swim) drown every time the tide comes in at beaches around here.

Posted by: Near-drownings In Water Parks, Even. at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (Fn+3X)

65 Your totally awesome internet video of the day



https://tinyurl.com/ycx7x8vn

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)

66 I have been to Brattleboro and it does seem a little weird, but I went to school in Athens, Ohio, so am fairly desensitized to weird "time signatures".

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (2ap+5)

67 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.

Blacks get more abortions than any other ethnic group. How about we address that?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (BpO1e)

68 She should live in the pod, own nothing, and be happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (I7axw)


I find your terms acceptable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

First two anyway. She doesn't deserve the third.

Posted by: Eat zee bugz at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (TbWk/)

69 A lot of the left is funded by woke politics so they are not going to let any of it go peacefully

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (sKqQm)

They have zero intention of letting it go.

What they're really trying to do is *ramp it up*.but in a way that must be swallowed the Kamala way by their intended victims (us). In other words, just more gaslighting.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (YWUqf)

70 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM


To be fair, that's the Northampton area, north of the Tofu Curtain. South, I couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a gun club, and the Trump flags were yuuge and luxurious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (sIUuR)

71 See right on que, a Commissar Judge puts the Communist News Network back into the White House news pool

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (uPbDh)

72 I believe the kids call it "butt chugging."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Roger Miller revival?

Chug-a-butt, chug-a-butt
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know?
Chug-a-butt, chug-a-butt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (ndZc7)

73 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)
===================
North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (jyC3p)

74 Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

Oh without question.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (YWUqf)

75 Your totally awesome internet video of the day



https://tinyurl.com/ycx7x8vn
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ZxPkt)



Who has that many disposable trucks lying around?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

76 74 Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)


Also helps with weight loss

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (2ap+5)

77 Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
___

Now focus on the young black boys in Chicago and other cities that are gunned down on any given weekend by other young black boys.

Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

78 To be fair, that's the Northampton area, north of the Tofu Curtain. South, I couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a gun club, and the Trump flags were yuuge and luxurious.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026


***
"You leave the cat alone!" -- Leftist

"I never touched the cat!" -- Gun Club member

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (wzUl9)

79
Blacks get more abortions than any other ethnic group. How about we address that?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:22 AM (BpO1e)



#Winning

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (ccf/V)

80 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM


By other blacks. Get your own dysfunctional culture in order before you come bitching to me, Wilson.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (sIUuR)

81 The Nolan Wells thing is going to get rolled into the Smiley Faced Killer

The latter is a theory that young men are being murdered by drowning and the killer is leaving a smiley face symbol in the area as a vague notice he/they did it.

It is almost certainly wrong - unfortunately young men, specifically drunk ones, sometimes drown if their path home takes them by water and smiley faces are everywhere as stickers, carvings into trees, etc (just look for it the next time you are out and about)

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

82 60 @RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)


Number 1, Wells was not murdered and 2, black boys that are murdered are murdered by other blacks so... LIAR

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:25 AM (+gK6I)

83 Who has that many disposable trucks lying around?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)
___

We have a neighbor that has that many, if not more.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (pdYbP)

84 Ughhh, the Nolan Wells thing is such a scam. Young black guys (who can't swim) drown every time the tide comes in at beaches around here.
Posted by: Near-drownings In Water Parks, Even. at September 24, 2026


***
His family was just trying to win the ghetto lottery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (wzUl9)

85 ***
His family was just trying to win the ghetto lottery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (wzUl9

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (+gK6I)

86 and Holyoke is looney tunes too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM


OK...you're not wrong about the shithole that is Holyoke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (sIUuR)

87 Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.

Ah, there it is. Black Deaths Matter.

Of course.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (YWUqf)

88 And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (pdYbP)

89 North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

There is a red line of towns that goes from CT to NH in Western MA (just past Worcester) that voted for Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)

90 We have a neighbor that has that many, if not more.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:26 AM (pdYbP)



Do they run?

Oh, and *hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)

91 nd Holyoke is looney tunes too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:23 AM
*
OK...you're not wrong about the shithole that is Holyoke.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026


***
When did MA go from the cradle of liberty we were taught in school that it was in 1776, to today's free-range insane asylum?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (wzUl9)

92 Fist bump, RMBS!

We are not all crazy here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (ibDUx)

93 Do they run?

Oh, and *hugs*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (ccf/V)
___

*hugs*

Some do. Most are junk.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (pdYbP)

94 Western MA is generally saner then Eastern MA.

Think about that for a minute...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:12 AM

Higher male to female population ratio I'm guessing.

Posted by: But it's Massachusetts still so... at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (TbWk/)

95 My lesbian cousin (by marriage) used to be a town official in North Adams, a wild leftist herself, and yet she was not crazy enough for the voters of North Adams. She had a little falling out with a bull dyke motorcycle gang, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)

96
Some do. Most are junk.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (pdYbP)



The non-running ones are very hard to launch into a brick silo......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (ccf/V)

97 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (JNTt1)

98 Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)

And 99% of the time, the murderer is another "young black boy". The problem's on your end, honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (dPOOv)

99 Who is, or was, that skeletal creature?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (wzUl9)


She's in charge of you, dontchaknow......

House Rep for Connecticut......

She reps the New Haven area, you know Yale and all that. I grew up in that area and she was my rep for years before I escaped to the deep south. Met her once when she was touring the plant where I worked. She's even more hideous in person.

Posted by: USMCMGB at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (SMgCc)

100 Now focus on the young black boys in Chicago and other cities that are gunned down on any given weekend by other young black boys.

Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.
Posted by: SMH

By any means possible, pit groups of people against each other.

Posted by: Pirates fans at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (h6CE+)

101 She had a little falling out with a bull dyke motorcycle gang, iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)




https://shorturl.fm/3rgib

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)

102 When did MA go from the cradle of liberty we were taught in school that it was in 1776, to today's free-range insane asylum?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM


Somewhere around the 60s, I'm guessing. When I was a kid we actually had a (kinda sorta) functional Republican party. Now it's gerrymandered to the point where it's almost impossible for a Republican to win.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sIUuR)

103 Most company web sites continue to tout their DEI policies.

A mental experiment:

There is a significant segment of the population that is too low-IQ to have any marketable value. Society still has no plan on what to do with that growing contingent.

Much of the enshittification of companies has been due to cutting costs (effectively enslaving third parties) as regulations and taxes rise. DEI hiring has also added to the incompetence and the costs of incompetence into a business' margin.

The cuts to regulation have been meager, enslavement has reached its greatest point so that cutting the incompetent (DEI) from the ranks is one of the options between further enshittification or profitability.

• what happens when the DEI is on the streets and unmarketable joining the retards as a social question mark?
• what happens when the Demonic Party comes to power and dumps on whole new economy destroying regulations and taxes?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (a3CJ+)

104 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026


***
Never forget the old saw:

"Politics is Hollywood for ugly people."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (wzUl9)

105 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

106 There is a red line of towns that goes from CT to NH in Western MA (just past Worcester) that voted for Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:28 AM (sKqQm)
=================
One of my kids friends works in north central Mass, and that area is very pro-Trump too (I am told).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (Lhncr)

107 North Adams is not saner than any place, ever, so I take a little issue with this claim. and Holyoke is looney tunes too.

So you are saying she just couldn't take a licking?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)

108 > The non-running ones are very hard to launch into a brick silo......
---------
I'm sure there's some enterprising rednecks out there that could make hay with those. As long as they roll, they can be launched.

Somehow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (2Cry5)

109 THat Rosa Delauro dude is one ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (JNTt1)




My money's on vegan.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (ccf/V)

110 Fist bump, RMBS!

We are not all crazy here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM


*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sIUuR)

111 Speaking of odd yard accoutrements - SMH, do you have any bathtub Marys over in your AO?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Gqar8)

112 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)
=================
maybe out of habit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (Lhncr)

113 we ARE wresting control back from the crazies, but they aren't going to give up without a fight, because they are part and parcel of the left, and they never, ever give up.

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (TezPK)

114 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)



She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:32 AM (ccf/V)

115 So you are saying she just couldn't take a licking?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (sKqQm)
=================
I'm telling her this joke. She'll laugh right along with me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:33 AM (Lhncr)

116 105 btw on X they found evidence that Sunny Hostin was NOT the holdout juror - there was a whole article talking about the ACTUAL one holdout guy and what a travesty it was, with Asuncion (Sunny) quoted as being pro-conviction

why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

======

Because she's a narcissistic psychopath and attention whore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (I7axw)

117 Here are the 2024 results for MA: https://tinyurl.com/58pvuudw

The area around Boston is just insane.

There is some sanity in the western and southern parts and this tiny sliver that runs from the Boston burbs up to NH.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

118 https://shorturl.fm/3rgib
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:30 AM (ccf/V)
=====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)

119 117 Here are the 2024 results for MA: https://tinyurl.com/58pvuudw

The area around Boston is just insane.

There is some sanity in the western and southern parts and this tiny sliver that runs from the Boston burbs up to NH.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

=====

Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (I7axw)

120 =====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)



It's the nipple pinch that REALLY sets it off.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

121 I'm sure there's some enterprising rednecks out there that could make hay with those. As long as they roll, they can be launched.

Somehow.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (2Cry5)
___

Lots of hills here in the Ozarks.

Pretty sure that has been done.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (pdYbP)

122 Oh, that's right, they're only important if white folks are somehow involved.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:24 AM (pdYbP)

And even then they're not important. Only their deaths matter.

Ah, there it is. Black Deaths Matter.

Of course.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:27 AM (YWUqf)

And even then they only matter when bottom-feeding race grifters like Ben Crump and Joy Reid can get something out of it. Otherwise, zero fucks are given.

Posted by: Wholesale slaughter in Chicago? Yawn. at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)

123 And 99% of the time, the murderer is another "young black boy". The problem's on your end, honey.

--

You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

124 Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM

Yup. The immediate area, infected as it is with more colleges and universities than necessary, is well and truly f*cked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sIUuR)

125 Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.

Boston itself is held by foreign interests just like in 1775...

Unfortunately this time we are unlikely to see some Patriots set up cannons over the city to make Wu and co leave

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)

126 MA related:

"@johnkonrad

15h
Overheard at my local liberal-elite Massachusetts coffee shop:

A dad and grandfather were staging what sounded like a full-blown intervention for a teenage boy who had apparently told another kid, "Trump isn't that bad"

They spent what felt like half an hour explaining their concerns before finally asking:

"Do you have anything to say for yourself, young man?"

The kid shrugged.

"I didn't say I loved him. I just meant he isn't Hitler."

Dad seemed willing to accept that. Grandpa was not.

"Before you leave this coffee shop, you need to decide which side of history you want to be on."

The kid looked him dead in the eyes and said:

"The not gay side."

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)

127 why lie about this?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 11:31 AM (j+aD2)

Why is the sky blue?

They get off on it PLUS The View is 100% a script with small amounts of leeway here and there. This is part of the endless mindfuckening of anyone in any way exposed to their bs, including us.

What they would tell you it's they are "starting a conversation". What they're really doing is a psy op.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (YWUqf)

128 ======

Because she's a narcissistic psychopath and attention whore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (I7axw)



*puts left index finger on nose*

*points at TJM with right index finger*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (ccf/V)

129 120 =====================
Holy shit...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:34 AM (Lhncr)


It's the nipple pinch that REALLY sets it off.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

Ackbar worthy.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (Gqar8)

130 Is Fredricka the one who wears the cowgirl hat?

Sorry, I often get my Aunt Ester-type shrieking shrews serving in congress mixed up -- Waters, Jackson-Lee, Fredricka...

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 11:37 AM (J4Dwc)

131 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.

The left: We need to stop sending young black men to prison. It is racist!

Also the left: We need to do something about the people murdering young black men...it is racist that we don't send those people to prison!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (sKqQm)

132
Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)



There really needs to be a Judgement Day........soon......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (ccf/V)

133 Was Sunny lying or was the New York Daily News? The New York Daily News from 2/23/91:

One juror won a battle of wills by holding out for an insanity verdict. Another juror accused this panelist, an unemployed man, of wanting to extend his $15-a-day juror's fee.
. . .
Juror Valerie Holmes said he was "very determined, very manipulative," and "didn't mind how long he stayed here."

https://tinyurl.com/37tbphys

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (ndZc7)

134 126

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (I7axw)

Love that last part!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (Gqar8)

135 Does the dyke bar have a land acknowledgement?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Dad seemed willing to accept that. Grandpa was not.

========

Boomer libs, man.

They suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:38 AM (I7axw)

137 NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)

A new study shows that regular breathing CAN prolong your life.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)
----
I can't wait for the NBC expose on the perils of drinking dihydrogen monoxide!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (FZ29D)

138 Most of us are pretty hard right and many are really partisan Republicans...and many are grandparents.

If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)

139 "The not gay side."

Dad and Grandpa looked like they were facing the headlights of a train but the gay barista nearly snorted coffee through his nose laughing."


Ryan Long has a skit where he notes the man-o-sphere types tell young men: get fit, get rich, get women while feminists instead argue: stay fat, stay poor, and respect women and they are shocked young men are more interested in the man-o-sphere types

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)

140 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:06 AM (ndZc7)



Please tell me there are people shitting all over their Xcrement feed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

141 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (sIUuR)

142 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)

143 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?

Biden was very bad but I wouldn't call him Hitler.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (sKqQm)

144 Biden was Temu Hitler.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (Gqar8)

145 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

Post-modernist anti-Enlightenment thinking. There are no objective facts, no actual truths, only narrative in support of power - theirs in particular.

Posted by: It's all fake and gay at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (TbWk/)

146 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

--

I'm sorry, but who in the ever lovin' H-E-double hockey sticks leaves their fridge and freezer open after getting out what they need? What an asinine post.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (qBdHI)

147 Massachusetts was the first state to try and secede from the Union.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
____________

And to protect business at that. How times have changed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (XvL8K)

148
"Woke 1.0" is just a blow-off term to say hey, things happened, let's just move on.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (Y8DZL)

149 "Before you leave this coffee shop, you need to decide which side of history you want to be on."

The kid looked him dead in the eyes and said:

"The not gay side."
__

lol!!!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (pdYbP)

150 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)



The guys from Roadkill went there and did that once.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

151 Shit (his pants) ler

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (YWUqf)

152 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026
*
She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Bandwagon, onboarding, some assembly required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

153 @NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

--

I'm sorry, but who in the ever lovin' H-E-double hockey sticks leaves their fridge and freezer open after getting out what they need? What an asinine post.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM (qBdHI)
___

I've been wondering the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (pdYbP)

154 152 why lie about this?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026
*
She's a libtard. It's what they do. And the 'famous' ones must do what ever they CAN to make themselves part of the story to gain attention. There's never enough attention.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026

***
Bandwagon, onboarding, some assembly required.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:42 AM (wzUl9)

======

How many girls turned regretful sex into rape during #MeToo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (I7axw)

155 Thx CBD
The Republicans should make campaign commercials featuring the lesbian bar and their customers. The final lie;
Elect the Dems and you will be governed by these people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (NGWpV)

156 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)

157 Two things that are evergreen true every single election:

1) Republican voters gripe and moan about how the party hasn't done enough; this, that or the other issue wasn't perfectly solved and now there's no reason to vote for the Republican ever again.

2) Early polls into late October always overstate Dem numbers; rarely if ever over-state R numbers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3cUTc)

158 You could show that idiot every single statistic that substantiates this. Yet, she (and way too many other blacks) will never admit it. They absolutely refuse to see the truth. Then they'd have to look inward and that will never, ever happen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:36 AM (qBdHI)

Inward has no money or microphone time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (g8Ew8)

159 Check out the vehicle launch activity they hold in Alaska every 4th of July. They basically rig a vehicle up with a wire attached to the steering wheel, a brick or whatever on the gas, and launch them off a cliff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UpE4FNv30
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 11:40 AM (2Cry5)
___

That does look like fun, I have to admit.

Though how it measures up to running over a vehicle with a tank remains to be seen.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (pdYbP)

160 Bible Study Corner.

Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

161 Closing your eyes is the best way to fall asleep.

Posted by: At NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (2Ez/1)

162 So she takes that straw, that's been marinating in Covid Air, and then shoves it through her mask and into her mouth...

Funny how these anti-phallists are willing to shove an object in their mouth and suck on it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (N39Ws)

163 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)

They probably figure if they tell some very obvious truth people will tend to think they aren't lying sacks of shit.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (YWUqf)

164 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:41 AM



Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (ccf/V)

165 160 Bible Study Corner.

Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)

=======

"Scripture means whatever, and you can justify any belief with it by saying whatever."

"Sounds like I don't need to come to church because the Bible says that I can do whatever I want."

"Great! Also, donate to keep our lights on."

"The Bible says I don't have to. I'm going to cut my son's dick off instead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (I7axw)

166 @NBCNews
Turning on a light at night is the best way to see in the dark.

/s
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (qBdHI)
___

@NBCNews

Swallowing your food is the best way to digest it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (pdYbP)

167 Think about it - memes start flying about NBC making obvious true statements. When is the last time these assholes said ANYTHING true?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (YWUqf)

168
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM (ndZc7)



Tell me you've never read one word in The Bible without telling me you've not read one word in The Bible.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (ccf/V)

169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.

Posted by: At Sign NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (2Ez/1)

170 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)

He's too stupid to be Hitler. But his handlers aren't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (dPOOv)

171 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026
*
Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
A senile commissar is what he was

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)

172 169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.

Posted by: At Sign NBC News at September 24, 2026 11:47 AM (2Ez/1)

=======

"Fuck you, buddy."
-Suspender manufacturer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (I7axw)

173 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7)

174 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:45 AM


I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (sIUuR)

175 157 Two things that are evergreen true every single election:

1) Republican voters gripe and moan about how the party hasn't done enough; this, that or the other issue wasn't perfectly solved and now there's no reason to vote for the Republican ever again.

2) Early polls into late October always overstate Dem numbers; rarely if ever over-state R numbers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 11:44 AM (3cUTc)

Lesson - ignore the polls and vote like every election is your last shot at voting...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (tOcjL)

176 ***
A senile commissar is what he was
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (wzUl9)



So, he's what that 'Der Kommissar' song was all about?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)

177 If a grandchild said, "I don't think Biden is Hitler," would you have a freak out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:39 AM (I7axw)
___

My granddaughters have zero interest in politics.

Want to keep it that way for as long as possible.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (pdYbP)

178 This is governmental and institutional rot since 1945. Some even longer. This doesn't get fixed overnight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (h6CE+)

179 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (BpO1e)

180 So Jesus's entire purpose on Earth was to become a tranny. That is certainly a take.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (YWUqf)

181 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (ZxPkt)

182 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

https://tinyurl.com/4vwzs2vb
----

This is the only expected outcome when you allow people who are unrepentant about their sins to pursue leadership positions in the church.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (TN0g+)

183 Biden was Temu Hitler.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026
*
Biden was Temu 'the lady who's fallen and can't get up' but shit her pants while down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026


***
Or maybe a senile version of Castro, with more folksy bedside manner?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (wzUl9)

184 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7)
___

The soy is strong in that one.

He's more than welcomed to come to my AO.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (pdYbP)

185 So, he's what that 'Der Kommissar' song was all about?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
_______

We'll miss Jill and Joe
And all their funky friends

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (XvL8K)

186 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax


The fact that she wasn't burned at the stake for saying that shows how far we have fallen.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (y2Cpc)

187 This is the only expected outcome when you allow people who are unrepentant about their sins to pursue leadership positions in the church.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 11:50 AM (TN0g+)

I think that is true but deeper.

They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

188
"Fuck you, buddy."
-Suspender manufacturer
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM (I7axw)



I'm not your buddy, guy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (ccf/V)

189 187 I think that is true but deeper.

They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

========

"What do you mean?"

"Jesus didn't rise from the dead."

"Oh, I see what you mean."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (I7axw)

190 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


I'm the little dick sucker's huckleberry.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (y2Cpc)

191 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 11:29 AM (Lhncr)

I went to a wedding in Deerfield (just south of where the bar is) a few years ago, and it was pretty much as nutty as the bar!

I kept my mouth shut because I am not a boor, but my wife and I laughed and laughed afterward.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (k5CNB)

192
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (iqcvy)

193 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (vTZFs)

194 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (vTZFs)



I think I got a Talarico text a while back, but blocked and reported as spam......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

195 So Jesus's entire purpose on Earth was to become a tranny. That is certainly a take.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:49 AM (YWUqf)
___

S'tan and his minions are creative, gotta give 'em that.

The Great White Throne Judgment is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (pdYbP)

196 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)


This!

They see the pulpit as a place from which to preach their political philosophy and affect change.

By the way, reform Judaism is filled with these vile simulacrums of humans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (k5CNB)

197 How many girls turned regretful sex into rape during #MeToo?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 11:43 AM (I7axw)
========================
You sir are a racist colonialist patriarchal white power advocate!

Posted by: Amber Heard's lawyer at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (INNA5)

198 @NBCNews
Swallowing your food is the best way to digest it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:46 AM (pdYbP)
==

You'll need to add the "chewing" step in there. These are NBC News viewers after all.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (JaLZi)

199 173 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?


Oh please try. I'll even skip my coffee for two days to make sure I put up an even better fight.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)

200 200

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)

201 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (36x1j)

202 The Great White Throne Judgment is gonna be LIT.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (pdYbP)

LIT af

I wonder which Saint will be handing out marshmallows. You haven't lived until you've had one zapped by Pure Wrath and slathered on a graham cracker.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (YWUqf)

203
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)

204 They should wear full face masks. Black ones that you can't see through from the outside.

To protect us from the ugly.



--

Soooo Burkas?

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 11:05 AM (lBlv7)
==
Perhaps a redeeming quality of islam?

Posted by: Black JEM at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (7/DDO)

205
200 200
Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 11:55 AM (BpO1e)



m hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

206 As has been said many times, there's absolutely no reconciliation with leftists. And they only know one language. It's the same language as islam.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (g8Ew8)

207 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar8)

208 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)



Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

209 Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax


The fact that she wasn't burned at the stake for saying that shows how far we have fallen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 11:51 AM (y2Cpc)

The only surprise is it's not a Methodist priestess.

Posted by: Unitarians are a gimme at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (TbWk/)

210 I went to a wedding in Deerfield (just south of where the bar is) a few years ago, and it was pretty much as nutty as the bar!

I kept my mouth shut because I am not a boor, but my wife and I laughed and laughed afterward.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM (k5CNB)

I don't know if I'd use the word "nutty".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (N39Ws)

211 You'll need to add the "chewing" step in there. These are NBC News viewers after all.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

And tell them to sit. No way they handle both at the same time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (h6CE+)

212 196 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 11:52 AM (YWUqf)

This!

They see the pulpit as a place from which to preach their political philosophy and affect change.

By the way, reform Judaism is filled with these vile simulacrums of humans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 11:54 AM (k5CNB)

Metastatic Unbelief.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:57 AM (Gqar8)

213 203
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show. He defeated one class dog who was there for practice, but we will take them where they come from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (eRlcH)

A win is a win. Congrats!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2026 11:58 AM (N39Ws)

214 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

"F*ck you. Er, I mean, f*ck you Your Honor."

See, that took hardly any time at all.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

215 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis D. Brandeis said, "Sunlight is the best disinfectant,"

Therefore, we should strive for shooting them into the sun.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (zIokw)

216 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
- Matthew 7:15

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (pdYbP)

217 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I think that St'an, while not the cause of my tendencies toward depression, definitely knows how to take advantage of them. Mental illness is one of his tools.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

218 214 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM

"F*ck you. Er, I mean, f*ck you Your Honor."

See, that took hardly any time at all.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (vTZFs)

He needs to step on this little pissant.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (Gqar8)

219 Judge says Trump has til 1230H EDT today to explain himself re: WH access for the MSM


They've already explained it. Access to the Press Room is a PRIVILEGE, not a right, and no law was passed preventing them access.

F*ck right off with that nonsense.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (ccf/V)

220 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar
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Good to know.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (pdYbP)

221 Aurora Tests Autonomous Semi Truck in Texas, With Goal of Replacing Human Drivers

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Even our beloved illegal aliens?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (ndZc7)

222 Back in the day, it was the responsibility of the civil authorities to administer punishments, including death.

Nowadays, the heretics are the civil authorities.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (36x1j)

223 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.
- Matthew 7:15
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (pdYbP)




"LULULULULULULULU!!!!!"

- - - - - - - islham

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (ccf/V)

224 217 There is mental illness and there is demonic possession.

But it's hard to tell the difference because they present themselves identically.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

I think that St'an, while not the cause of my tendencies toward depression, definitely knows how to take advantage of them. Mental illness is one of his tools.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

Evil Spirits are always testing our weaknesses. Doubt and discouragement are favorite targets.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

225 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
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TX R's and NC D's have mine.

Lots of texts from TX Rs this year; the tranny stuff is hurting Talariko (by the way that's most of the texts)

2024, lots of texts from both sides.

0 texts from the NC Dems this year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (3cUTc)

226 Mental illness does not present the same as demonic possession.

Someone mentally ill will not always be disposed toward evil.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:01 PM (YWUqf)

227 220 Mizzou in Columbia Mo is Missouri’s herpes blister.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar
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Good to know.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:00 PM (pdYbP)

It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar8)

228 coffee - double consonants and double vowels what could be better?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (+UcOf)

229 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.
Posted by: ...
___________

I quit the Lutheran church after a green new deal sermon. I was there for saving my soul, not mother earth.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (XvL8K)

230 @205/Sponge: "m hardest hit."

Maybe if he were here today. I haven't seen a comment from him yet. (I've been watching.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (O7YUW)

231 It's like how the Left always claim to be mistaken.

No one is mistaken in the same direction 35 million times in a row.

You would accidentally get something wrong in a way that hurts your cause. They never do.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (YWUqf)

232 229 They are non-believers. Wolves in sheep's clothing.
Posted by: ...
___________

I quit the Lutheran church after a green new deal sermon. I was there for saving my soul, not mother earth.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (XvL8K)

Sounds like ELCA.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (Gqar8)

233 Aurora Tests Autonomous Semi Truck in Texas, With Goal of Replacing Human Drivers

Then let us use the rails, if you're done with them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (zIokw)

234 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (1utmP)

235
Maybe if he were here today. I haven't seen a comment from him yet. (I've been watching.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:03 PM (O7YUW)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (ccf/V)

236 It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar
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God willing, I won't ever have to set foot there.

Most of my VA appts are in Rolla.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (pdYbP)

237 Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech

https://tinyurl.com/5n6w9sme
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:48 AM


Now that lad looks like he cooks with dick fat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (sIUuR)

238
Now that lad looks like he cooks with dick fat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (sIUuR)



Straight from the source.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

239 Sounds like ELCA.
Posted by: tubal
_______

Yes. We've got a Missouri Synod not too far off that I thought about checking out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

240 54 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Rep. Frederica Wilson
@RepWilson
Meet the parents of Nolan Wells today at our forum, where we will honor them and other parents of murdered young boys.

Our young black boys are being murdered, and nobody seems to care.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:18 AM (ndZc7)
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How about starting at stopping other young black yutes from murdering them. . . .just sayin.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (JNTt1)

241 If you are wondering, the soy boy identifies as transgender and goes by "Chloe." His real name is Carter.

He is part of a LARPing gun group called "Lesbian Sleeper Cell," which looks to be an extension of Trantifa, or militant transgender militia groups that are forming all over the nation.
___

Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

242 236 It is. If you ever go there be prepared for Woke Immersion.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:02 PM (Gqar
___

God willing, I won't ever have to set foot there.

Most of my VA appts are in Rolla.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:04 PM (pdYbP)

Praise God. Columbia has the evil Triad. Huge state university, vast medical industry and nearly total job dependencies on both of them.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (Gqar8)

243 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood


That's almost "Bart Simpson is stealing your girlfriend" level of incompetent propaganda

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (vJrRc)

244 Rails are most efficient with single product, heavy loads, cross country. Coal from north to south. Produce from CA to the east coast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (+UcOf)

245 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM


Be thankful. It makes targeting easier.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:08 PM (sIUuR)

246 239 Sounds like ELCA.
Posted by: tubal
_______

Yes. We've got a Missouri Synod not too far off that I thought about checking out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

Sister and her husband are Missouri Synod Lutherens.Wonderful church, very conservative, expository Biblical preaching every Sunday. Recommend.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (Gqar8)

247 If you are wondering, the soy boy identifies as transgender and goes by "Chloe." His real name is Carter.

He is part of a LARPing gun group called "Lesbian Sleeper Cell," which looks to be an extension of Trantifa, or militant transgender militia groups that are forming all over the nation.
___



He will be part of a mass shooting event. He will not be on a watch list by the local police or FBI. They will be stunned when he attacks.

Yet another preventable incident will destroy the lives of several people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (ccf/V)

248 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM (rJ48h)

249 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Register for credit next time.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (SSJW5)

250 243 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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All kinds of Phishing out there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (+UcOf)

251 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM


To say nothing of the smell...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)

252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar8)

253 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vTZFs)

254
To say nothing of the smell...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)



3 day old fish tacos when NBC News's life saving information wasn't followed and the fridge was left open......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

255 252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar

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$100.

Send to my Paypal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (I7axw)

256 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

Who but the gay and retarded would bring about the End Times

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (YWUqf)

257 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
Posted by: tuba


Forget the dues, I want to know what the perks are.

And when do we get membership cards?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (vJrRc)

258 253 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (vTZFs)

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Or, most likely, not actually from a Republican source but from a Democrat PAC trying to turn the base against voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (I7axw)

259 Republicans despise MAGA

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (YWUqf)

260 $100.

Send to my Paypal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM


Best to send me $200. To cover all modalities.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (sIUuR)

261 255 252 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar

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$100.

Send to my Paypal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (I7axw)

Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8)

262 Yeah, because lame threats are always the way to shore up support. The question is whether the tone-deafness is accidental or intentional.
Posted by: Oddbob


I think you need to consider that the texts aren't actually from Republicans at all, but are instead from some bot farm in Hyderabad.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (vJrRc)

263
These commie cocksuckers are NOT mentally ill. Calling them mental actually excuses much of their behavior, mitigates their actions against the retribution that they most sorely need.

They are actively evil. Not possessed by demons evil either, they know the difference between right and wrong perfectly well, and they have freely chosen evil. True evil requires the decisions and actions of a human being. Stan and his minions are just not that strong, which is why they have such a hard on for humans. Stan KNOWS that he's a pathetic piece of shit, and he's jealous of the strength of the human spirit, a glorious gift from The Creator. The most that Stan can do is whisper in one's ear, and reinforce the evil that some men embrace.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (iqcvy)

264 Lord, why do the end times have to be so gay and retarded?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:07 PM (pdYbP)

Who but the gay and retarded would bring about the End Times
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:11 PM (YWUqf)
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I did not have "gun-toting gay furries of indeterminate sex" on the roster for the End Times.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)

265 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
Posted by: tubal

If you are already a member of the Trump, you can convert to MAGA at no charge. You've already got the gold robe and matching fez, so they don't need to shell out money for a new uniform.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

266 >>>but we will take them where they come from.

Thanks for being honest about it. So many times I see on Facebook "My special Zoe [or whatever] took Best of Breed today!"

And then you go to Info Dog a day or so later and find out Zoe went up against a single 9-month old class dog.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

267 261 Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar

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That's only for platinum members.

$1000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (I7axw)

268 Trump Cult, dammit.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

269 My least favorite non-medical word has become

"Subscription"

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:14 PM (YWUqf)

270 > What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
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You gotta play the blues, man.

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:14 PM (ZxPkt)

271 If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:

https://tinyurl.com/56vcnz32

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (O7YUW)

272 Okay. Do I get a festive little MAGA hat?
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar
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I think you have to apply to Comrade Lysenko for those.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (amcLV)

273 O/T


First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

274 Trump Cult, dammit.
Posted by: Bulg


I think you initial phrasing was more accurate to how "Kevin" in Shenjing would write it

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (vJrRc)

275 First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM


What?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (sIUuR)

276 I did not have "gun-toting gay furries of indeterminate sex" on the roster for the End Times.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)
___

Nor did I.

But it does make identifying the enemy a bit easier, as RMBS has reminded me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (pdYbP)

277 Will say a prayer sponge

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (YWUqf)

278 273 O/T


First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

Good?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (Gqar8)

279
Episcopal priestess says Mary assigned Jesus male at birth, but He "transitioned" at the Resurrection

Kindling, torch, heretic. Some assembly required.
Posted by: NR Pax

____________

Not just Catholics, but Christians should be outraged by this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (eRlcH)

280 First Daughter has her court arraignment this afternoon. She doesn't have to be there as the lawyer will take care of it, but she's incredibly nervous, nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge

Oh dear. I thought that that whole business had already been wrapped up. I will say a prayer for her.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)

281 Prayers up, Sponge.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (pdYbP)

282
What?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM (sIUuR)



She got a DWI back in April.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (ccf/V)

283 But it does make identifying the enemy a bit easier, as RMBS has reminded me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:16 PM


You have to look on the bright side.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (sIUuR)

284 169 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.
Posted by: At Sign NBC News

Add suspenders and I'm on board.

Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (Fn+3X)

285 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM

Oof. Prayers up that things go well for her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (sIUuR)

286 Not just Catholics, but Christians should be outraged by this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (eRlcH)
___

Believe me, some of us are.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (pdYbP)

287 Wearing a belt is the best way to keep your pants from falling down.
Posted by: At Sign NBC News

Add suspenders and I'm on board.
Posted by: Uncle Joe, Movin' Kinda Slow at September 24, 2026 12:17 PM (Fn+3X)
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And keep some string in your pocket!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 12:18 PM (amcLV)

288 >>coffee - double consonants and double vowels what could be better?

a consonant sandwich --> bookkeeper

Posted by: the accountant at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (J4Dwc)

289 I get sort of threatening-sounding texts from the Republicans, telling me my "MAGA membership is being audited".

-
OMG! They're not going to change the secret handshake, are they?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)

290 I just noticed something this morning. The Texas Democrats have my phone number (even if for some reason, they think it's my son's) and I don't think I've gotten a single pro-Talarico spam all year.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 11:53 AM


Oh, boy. I get spams every week from them. Just got one yesterday, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (aTl7+)

291 271 If forced to let the clown-show media types back into the White House Press room, show them to their special seats:
---

Remote operated fart cushions with seat vibrator/shock selector switches.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (+UcOf)

292 What?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Can you change the venue to Massachusetts?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 12:19 PM (SSJW5)

293 What are the dues for the MAGA membership?
----
You gotta play the blues, man.
-----

And you know it don't come easy.

Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (TN0g+)

294 Sponge, I had a DUI back in the day. I paid some consequences for it, and in my case it left a mark, in that I stopped doing that. I hope, and pray, that she has the same result.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (Gqar8)

295 >She got a DWI back in April.

Posted by: Sponge
----

maybe she'll get PBJ

that's what I did, back in the distant past

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (ZxPkt)

296 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 12:20 PM (NcvvS)

297 >And you know it don't come easy.

Posted by: Crusader
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exactly
this guy gets it

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (ZxPkt)

298 All kinds of Phishing out there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (+UcOf)

Yes. Phishers represent themselves to be some party that you do business with.

We need the death penalty for phishing scammers. If they are offshore, just send a hit team to whack them, no trial needed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:21 PM (dPOOv)

299 So Stunning. MUCH Brave: Bill Nye Compares Trump to Hitler

-
That's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 12:22 PM (ndZc7)

300
And then you go to Info Dog a day or so later and find out Zoe went up against a single 9-month old class dog.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

__________

It would be nice to get huge breed wins, but here in TX-OK the numbers just aren't there. The other problem is that while The Big Dummy is a handsome boy, he's phlegmatic and only gives what's asked of him. Lacey and Delilah had charisma to burn. They'd explode into the ring, saying, "Here I am!" Attitude means a lot too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 12:23 PM (eRlcH)

301 We've had good experiences at PCA (not PCUSA) and Evangelical Free churches. Also interdenominational, but that church was very good about mutual accountability and seeking God's guidance in everything.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 24, 2026 12:24 PM (qkSXg)

302 I was going to compare Representative DeLauro to the Hansel and Gretal Ginger Bread Witch but the witch threatened to put a vile curse on me if I were to besmirch her name in this way.

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Blackwell at September 24, 2026 12:26 PM (G4zM/)

303 251 The comorbidities in that bar must be exponential.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 24, 2026 12:09 PM

To say nothing of the smell...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 12:10 PM (sIUuR)
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OR the slug trails

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 12:46 PM (JNTt1)

304 Lesbians in masks hides herpes until they are deep in your bizness

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 12:53 PM (bX16E)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Carpaccio Passion1.jpg

The Meditation on the Passion
Vittore Carpaccio

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

2 Look at my shoe!

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:31 AM (2Drhq)

3 Ballsy

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

4 yorek

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

5 Tunic or not tunic - that is the question.

Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (2Drhq)

6 skipped leg day, ferda!

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

7 That is not a good look for Jesus...

Who are His sidekicks?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

8 Did their membership at Planet Fitness expire?

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

9 Alternate title:

"Peter Is Pissed That No One Has Yet Noticed His New Manolo Blahnik Sandals"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (YSUhf)

10 Not really liking the way Jesus is depicted.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

11 Gloom, Despair, and Agony, oh my!

Posted by: Count de Monet remembers Hee Haw at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (wVcYX)

12 Lousy cartoon. R. Crumb is far superior. Pass on this tripe.

Posted by: Art Maven Is Not Impressed at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)

13 Who are His sidekicks?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Tommy Chong and Gabby Johnson.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (h6CE+)

14 Kind of depressing. The old guys look , well , old.
Don't think I'd hang this
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (NGWpV)

15 The meditators were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

16 Phew, I'm stoned!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (2bTgT)

17 Meh. Would not hang.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (g8Ew8)

18
Worst depiction of the Passion evah!

Jesus snoozes while the apostles stay awake.

Has CBD embraced The Gospel of Talarico?

Say it ain't so!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:37 AM (YSUhf)

19
Vic Carapazza >>> Vittore Carpaccio

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:37 AM (eRlcH)

20 Interesting choice in footwear.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Venusian School>>Venetian School

Posted by: Outta Space!! at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

22 these boys need to talk to big hurt and cfl boy.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

23
I'm sure there's a message here. I don't get it or want to.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2026 09:38 AM (Y8DZL)

24 Date created: Circa 1490
Oil and tempera on wood
Dimensions: Overall: 27 3/4 x 34 1/8 in.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

25 It's no Four Yorkshiremen bit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:39 AM (wVcYX)

26 Jesus' legs look bad

Scurvy, maybe rickets

I like Jesus as much as the next guy, but this painting isn't doing Him any favors. It's kind of ugly. No hang.

IMO, YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

27 Dunno about this one CBD.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 09:40 AM (Gqar8)

28 Passion, or boredom?

None of them look particularly jazzed to be there.
Paint faster!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:40 AM (rOKnE)

29 ran out of khat, infrastructure suffers.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

30 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

31 Poor grooming, all around, the fashions too, not something to celebrate or imitate.

Posted by: Beau Brummell at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Fn+3X)

32 The interwebz say that's Job on the left and Saint Jerome on the right, who evidently wrote a commentary on the Book of Job.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

33 Vittore wrestled with his decision weeks before he started this painting. It was either this or Dogs Playing Poker.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (g8Ew8)

34
Writing on the back of the chair: "Mets Lose, 7-4, Fall Into Last Place"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (eRlcH)

35 Meditating? Jesus looks like he's napping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (h6CE+)

36 Creepy

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (yEz+x)

37
No good barbershops in the area, I see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (eRlcH)

38 Looks like the artist loved painting landscape elements which, I this painting, are more interesting than the human figures.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (lJ0H4)

39 I believe Carpaccio is mixing the account of the Crucification with that of the Transfiguration, which would make the two companions Moses on the left, and Elijah on the right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (Ua/Bh)

40 28 ennui.
remove the subjects and you've got some really interesting weird shite going on. roll away the stone? thawing ahi fillets draped around. contorted filbert is a nice touch. and every painting deserves an acacia.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

42 Meditating? Jesus looks like he's napping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:43 AM (h6CE+)


I think he is dead. Isn't that part of the point?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (k5CNB)

43 > The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
----------
Handicapped Only

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (2Cry5)

44 30 "you can't park there!"

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

45
*drums fingers on tabletop*

Awaiting Wolfus commentary on the feet painted here.

Any time now.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

46 Somebody get that fella some pants

Posted by: Kittens! at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (LOZbR)

47 ran out of khat, infrastructure suffers.
Posted by: cmeat

Heh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (h6CE+)

48 Dat Jesus?

Looks like he left on the left leg when going in for the dunk. That right leg is lacking........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

49 30 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

Kilroy was here.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 09:46 AM (sAnBa)

50 How long after the nuke was that picture taken?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:46 AM (ccf/V)

51 32 the "o" is a diamond.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

52 Carpaccio's style was pretty raw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 09:47 AM (sIUuR)

53
I think he is dead. Isn't that part of the point?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:45 AM (k5CNB)


Stigmata? Check.
Wound in side? Check.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:47 AM (eRlcH)

54 Was hoping for a rebound on the Art Thread, but Dreck Week has taken a turn for the worse.

Posted by: Headed Off To A More Vibrant Art Thread at September 24, 2026 09:47 AM (Fn+3X)

55 From the NY Met site:

This remarkable picture is a meditation on death and resurrection. Christ’s dead body is displayed on a broken throne inscribed in pseudo-Hebrew. A bird, a symbol of the soul, flies upward. The landscape—contrastingly barren and lush—alludes to the themes of death and life, as do the animals. The Old Testament prophet Job sits on a block inscribed in pseudo-Hebrew while opposite is Saint Jerome (ca. 347–420), who wrote a commentary on the book of Job. The turbaned figures in the background would have been familiar to Venetians through their trade with the Middle East and Egypt.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (XvL8K)

56 I've got enough depression.....I don't need this hanging on my wall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

57
32 The interwebz say that's Job on the left and Saint Jerome on the right, who evidently wrote a commentary on the Book of Job.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

If that were the case, then Job would be the one with no clothing. But Jerome was always depicted with a quill and a book, to show he was a writer, and I don’t see that here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (Ua/Bh)

58 I can't make out what the inscription says.

Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)


Sort of Hebrew letters, but they don't mean anything. It looks like Carpaccio didn't write Hebrew.

That's Job sitting on top of it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

59 30 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

867-5309 For A Good Time Call Jenny

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (wVcYX)

60 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:48 AM (Ua/Bh)

You are correct. Job is on the right, Jerome is on the left.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 09:49 AM (k5CNB)

61 I've seen a lot of religious art over the years, including an interesting collection of religious modern art at the Vatican.

This one is not a favorite ☹️

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 09:49 AM (Stst3)

62 And no, the NY Mets are not doing art commentary.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)

63 > I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM

Eat your Ovaltine.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

64
And no, the NY Mets are not doing art commentary.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)


There's a billion dollars of curators out there and no one can make a comment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:51 AM (eRlcH)

65 Alternate title:

"Jesus and Da Boyz Hang Out On Jerusalem's MLK Blvd"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (YSUhf)

66 Job had shoes? Luxury!

Posted by: Guy without shoes at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

67 The only Jerome I know is Jerome Lester Horwitz, AKA Curly Howard.

Posted by: Son Of Brooklyn, Like Me at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (Fn+3X)

68 And no, the NY Mets are not doing art commentary.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)



They kicked the crap out of the Rangers last night, hitting a grand slam in the top of the 9th.

The Rangers simply needed to win 4 of 6 to make the playoffs, so they Amber Heard and lost their next 3.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)

69 Guy on the right knows how to do this meditation shit.
Other's are just pikers.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (sl73Y)

70 Looks like a rough day at the retirement home.

Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (Ve/HL)

71 I guess I really should go read the Book of Job so I can remember that things could be worse........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (ccf/V)

72
The Rangers simply needed to win 4 of 6 to make the playoffs, so they Amber Heard and lost their next 3.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)


Nobody wants to win the AL West

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (eRlcH)

73 Jerome and Job are planning a Weekend at Bernie's thing, aren't they?

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM (J4Dwc)

74 If this is what resurrection looks like, I want no part of it.

Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM (Ve/HL)

75 chrome don't get ya home, jerome.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

76 The AL West is a joke.

And the Matiners stink. Dan Wilson is gone in October.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2026 09:55 AM (yEz+x)

77 70 Looks like a rough day at the retirement home.
Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM

Ice cream machine is busted.

Posted by: Just like McDonald's at September 24, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

78 Only one more helping of Art for the week to redeem the travesty. Not getting hopes up here.

Posted by: Poses Provocatively On Ottoman at September 24, 2026 09:56 AM (Fn+3X)

79 I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:42 AM
*****
"I know that my redeemer liveth"

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:56 AM (NpAcC)

80 I prefer his painting of "The flight into Egypt":

https://tinyurl.com/26jraan3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 09:56 AM (JrHfD)

81 "Maybe we shouldn't have gone with Barabbas."

Posted by: Thought bubble at September 24, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

82
Nobody wants to win the AL West
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:53 AM (eRlcH)



Seems to happen every year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:57 AM (ccf/V)

83 The skull looks pretty good and maybe some of the rocks.

Posted by: All The Praise I Can Muster at September 24, 2026 09:58 AM (Fn+3X)

84 Caption:

"All's I'm saying is...Isn't Transcendental Meditation more of a Hindu dealio or something?"


Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (YSUhf)

85
Looks like a leopard and a deer in the background. That won't end well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (eRlcH)

86 First in war.
First in peace.
Last in the National League East.

Posted by: The Washington Nationals at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

87 Nice that their pet lion is hanging out with them.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (sl73Y)

88 J1: Who’d a thought thirty years ago we’d all be sittin’ here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

J2: Aye. In them days, we’d a’ been glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea.

J3: A cup ‘ COLD tea.

J1: Without milk or sugar.

J2: OR tea!

J3: In a filthy, cracked cup.

J1: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

J2: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (Ve/HL)

89 Looks like a leopard and a deer in the background. That won't end well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (eRlcH)



The deer doesn't have that projectile shitting defense mechanism the rhino has.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

90 The Rangers simply needed to win 4 of 6 to make the playoffs, so they Amber Heard and lost their next 3.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)


I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)

91 "I just noticed that my index finger looks like a small penis."

~ Job

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (J4Dwc)

92 I'd be the first guy to rip open his leg on that jagged piece of blue stone. Accident prone.

Posted by: gp at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

93
I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)


Yankees fan?

*snickers cruelly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 10:02 AM (eRlcH)

94 Bitch, bitch, bitch.

Posted by: Pirates fans at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (h6CE+)

95 Astros cheat and steal! They are as bad as Gypsies! Ptui!

Posted by: Leutonian Supremacist at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (Fn+3X)

96
Looks like a leopard and a deer in the background. That won't end well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 09:59 AM (eRlcH)


"And the Leopaard shall lay down with the Deer-

and make cute, little Leopodeers!"

- The Gospel of Talarico

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (YSUhf)

97 Not sure what the writing on the throne behind Christ is. Not Hebrew, not Greek.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 10:03 AM (Ua/Bh)

98 I see Yorck on the right hand side under that guy's legs...

This is like one of those "find this in the image" things they have in kids magazines

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:04 AM (sKqQm)

99 J1: Who’d a thought thirty years ago we’d all be sittin’ here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

J2: Aye. In them days, we’d a’ been glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea.

J3: A cup ‘ COLD tea.

J1: Without milk or sugar.

J2: OR tea!

J3: In a filthy, cracked cup.

J1: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

J2: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
Posted by: red speck at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (Ve/HL)

Excellent!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 10:05 AM (wVcYX)

100
I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)



The people here are so much happier when the local teams do good.

I'm hoping one day soon, they'll just accept the disappointment and adopt a "there's always next year!" mentality.

Cowboys: Haven't won a championship since 95
Stars: Haven't won a Stanley Cup since 99
Rangers: Have only one championship won in 2023
Mavericks: On top of making the worst trade in sports history, they only have one championship won in 2011

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

101 Saw that. Is Aramaic a separate written language?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar8)

102 Nice that their pet lion is hanging out with them.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 10:00 AM (sl73Y)

Secondhand?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (wVcYX)

103 Yankees fan?

*snickers cruelly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_______

But still sick of them. Baseball needs revenue sharing and a salary cap like football. Parity is way better than NY, LA and Boston getting 90% of the air in baseball on 20% of the population.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (XvL8K)

104 This is elegant work. The man with the cane is looking at us. The guy in the ballet slippers is taking them through the passion point by point. The Cheetah is probably going to win its race with the deer. Lots going on.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (2ap+5)

105 Lessee, Job lived about 2100 BC, Jerome around 400 AD. How could they be depicted on this Earth together? This is just silly.

Posted by: Vittore Was Nuts! at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (Fn+3X)

106 In all seriousness, curious if the text on the... throne back, and on the blue block, actually says anything or is just random (greek?) characters.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (aJQbY)

107 18-year old Texas high school football player Aiden Craig tragically died after suffering a medical emergency during a physical fitness test while training to become a U.S. Marine.

Craig had recently graduated from Wylie High School, where he was a two-year varsity football player. The defensive end recorded 50 tackles, four sacks, six QB pressures and six tackles for loss during his senior season, earning Second Team All-District honors.

Just weeks after graduation, Craig enlisted in the Marine Corps. He was 47 days into recruit training when he suffered the medical emergency on August 1. He was hospitalized and died four days later on August 5. The Marine Corps posthumously awarded him the title of Marine.

His family is now honoring his memory by establishing an educational endowment through the Wylie ISD Education Foundation, hoping Aiden’s name and legacy will continue helping students in his community.

Thoughts and Prayers to Craig's family. Rest in peace.


Vaya con Dios, Marine.
We'll take it from here.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (y2Cpc)

108 Just weeks after graduation, Craig enlisted in the Marine Corps. He was 47 days into recruit training when he suffered the medical emergency on August 1. He was hospitalized and died four days later on August 5. The Marine Corps posthumously awarded him the title of Marine.

His family is now honoring his memory by establishing an educational endowment through the Wylie ISD Education Foundation, hoping Aiden’s name and legacy will continue helping students in his community.

Thoughts and Prayers to Craig's family. Rest in peace.


Vaya con Dios, Marine.
We'll take it from here.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:07 AM (y2Cpc)



He sounds vaccinated.


Godspeed, Marine. Your mission here is done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

109 Kinda surprised the artist didn't include a smoking factory chimney, or a sternwheeler on the river.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:10 AM (dPOOv)

110 Is Aramaic a separate written language?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar


The Aramaic in Judaism is written with Hebrew letters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (k5CNB)

111 I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)
*******
😱
Nooooooo!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (NpAcC)

112 110 Is Aramaic a separate written language?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:06 AM (Gqar

The Aramaic in Judaism is written with Hebrew letters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (k5CNB)

Thank you.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:11 AM (Gqar8)

113 100 if anyone had more fun plowing through every team all season and in the playoffs/ series than '05, i'd listen. but would politely disagree.
and until '16 the northside red/ blue was the most consistent team in the history of the game. but unlike '05, which was absolutely dominant, '16 was unbelievably gay. re: 2hr rain delay featuring useless batter heyward motivational speech. lame.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:12 AM (Bep7s)

114 Jerome and Job are planning a Weekend at Bernie's thing, aren't they?
Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:54 AM


It could have happened that way!

Posted by: Talarico's pastor at September 24, 2026 10:12 AM (sIUuR)

115 102 staid.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:12 AM (Bep7s)

116 I was rooting for the Rangers! I despise the Astros and consider them worse than the Black Sox, so any team that can take them down is my second favorite team.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)
****
It supposedly says: " I know that my redeemer liveth."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 10:13 AM (NpAcC)

117 Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.

The White House turned away at least two reporters on Thursday, even after the judge reinstated access to the banned outlets.

Still, a Politico reporter's credentials were confiscated on Thursday after the ruling allowing re-entry took effect, the outlet reported.

An MS NOW reporter also had their credentials taken and was denied access, the outlet reported.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (J4Dwc)

118 No enforcement of the 100 comment rule today. Even CBD knows how bad this "art" is.

Posted by: Selective Prosecution at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (Fn+3X)

119 Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.


About damn time!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:15 AM (y2Cpc)

120 At least none of them are sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: So there's that at September 24, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

121 yeah, but they oughta, man.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:17 AM (Bep7s)

122 At least none of them are sitting on an ottoman.
Posted by: So there's that at September 24, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

It was 30 A.D. Ottomans didn't exist yet. But one shouldn't sit on them. Stomp on 'em, with baseball cleats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (dPOOv)

123 Like it or not, I do say that the painting made me look closely at it.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar8)

124 >>if anyone had more fun plowing through every team all season and in the playoffs/ series than '05, i'd listen.

1984 Detroit Tigers, through 40 games, were 35-5, finishing at 104-58.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:20 AM (J4Dwc)

125 I'm seeing more and more articles, posts, and videos about Brits not wanting to fight for their country.

And I am amused. They've replaced perhaps 25% of their country. There is no more Britain. Just a bunch of Indians, Pakis, Poles, and the oppressed heritage population.

And they are surprised these people and the native population they are ethnically cleansing don't want to fight for the regime?!? In a war of choice in Ukraine?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 10:21 AM (sKqQm)

126 Canadian Euthanasia Deaths Surpass U.S. Gun Homicides Annually.

-
But the Canadian deaths are accomplished with love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:21 AM (ndZc7)

127 These are some skinny old guys.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:22 AM (wzUl9)

128 Maybe that lady who repainted Jesus into a "Ecce Mono" would improve this one...

Well, she's dead, but...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:23 AM (l3cgK)

129 124 that must have been a blast. i was still on a suzuki. i think that was the year cubbies choked to san diego.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)

130 The background -- the broken stones, the skull and jawbone on the ground at the right, the hills and the volcano, and the stone steps leading up to the Talosians' surface elevator -- is more interesting than the human forms.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:25 AM (wzUl9)

131 Yes, it was a great year to be a Tigers fan.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

132 The guy on the right is sitting on a blue stone that's cracked and has writing on it. I can't make out what the inscription says.
Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026


***
Well, it does look like Hebrew.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:26 AM (wzUl9)

133 Well, we have had a couple private showings of the house and have some interest. One broker who basically has till Monday at 5 PM to get the money he wants out of the deal, or we have another offer slightly higher that will be in play after that.

We're not making the money we could, but that would've taken us doing lots of things over the last few years we just didn't have opportunity to do. We'll be Ok with what we've been offered and it will get us toward were we want to be alright.

Next week will be interesting and we'll find out where we stand after that.

All things considered, getting to the TxMoMe might be a chore this go-around. But, we still plan on being there, of course. SpongeBro as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

134 Awaiting Wolfus commentary on the feet painted here.

Any time now.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026


***
That half of the human race, my half, is way out of my wheelhouse. Pass.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (wzUl9)

135 Like it or not, I do say that the painting made me look closely at it.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar

That it did do to me as well.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (wVcYX)

136 Maybe that lady who repainted Jesus into a "Ecce Mono" would improve this one...

Well, she's dead, but...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 10:23 AM (l3cgK)




https://shorturl.fm/gto6O

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:29 AM (ccf/V)

137 if anyone had more fun plowing through every team all season and in the playoffs/ series than '05, i'd listen.

1984 Detroit Tigers, through 40 games, were 35-5, finishing at 104-58.
Posted by: one hour sober
__________

76 Reds were 102-60, swept the hated Yankees in the series. 75 team was 108-54, but took 7 to beat Boston.

01 Mariners were 116-46. That'll probably never happen again.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 10:29 AM (XvL8K)

138 > Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.
---------
Interesting, if unimportant cause to get behind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 10:29 AM (2Cry5)

139 Well, it's light enough to see details, a plus over the last two days. 😜

And what a wealth of details there are. I scanned it closely and kept wondering, what does that mean? what does this mean? Like, the chunk off the block on which the old man on the right is sitting: what's that about? Also, who are those geezers?

Guess I'll peruse comments and see what the art geniuses think.

Gooood morn.🌅😁

Posted by: mindful webworker - art idiot at September 24, 2026 10:31 AM (11R8D)

140 Posted by: Selective Prosecution at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (Fn+3X)

Maybe you can stop being a douchebag for a little while...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:32 AM (k5CNB)

141 130 you forgot the tuna. but yeah, dumbwaiter.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:33 AM (Bep7s)

142 Looks kind of crumbly, almost Dali-esque.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 10:33 AM (MDua2)

143 Thanks to Trump’s reckless war stocks are crashing. How bad is it?

S&p500 is up 12% for the year. Nasdaq is up15%. That’s how bad it is!!! He’s destroyed everyone’s 401k.

Wait what?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (jmRo5)

144 All things considered, getting to the TxMoMe might be a chore this go-around. But, we still plan on being there, of course. SpongeBro as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)


Y'all BETTER be there!!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (KaLR8)

145 Like it or not, I do say that the painting made me look closely at it.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 10:19 AM (Gqar


Cool!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (k5CNB)

146 Donald Trump's White House has defied a federal judge and seized reporters' press passes just hours after a court ordered them let back in, marking an extraordinary escalation in the dispute over 'Fake News' coverage.

As he should. Their response was perfect. Judge rules it is LIKELY unconstitutional. However, that bullshit doesn't hold up as NO LAW has been passed preventing them from accessing the media room. They've just had their privilege removed because they are asshoe.

Access to the press room, which wasn't really a thing until modern day, is a PRIVILEGE, not a constitutional RIGHT.

Judge can FOAD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

147 Before I disappear into the woodwork, I've had this sitting around a while, thought the Art Students might be interested:


How Could This Be Painted 600 Years Ago?
How did Jan van Eyck paint microscopic detail centuries before modern tools?* (15:52)
Under The Pigment
https://youtu.be/s1xMkCP4LBU

*Spoiler: Possibly, 'modern' optics tools.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the web, must be real at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (11R8D)

148 A funny thing happened on the way to the dispensary.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM (S41Gd)

149 Ohhh . . . there's the lion. He looks kinda cub-sized, though.

And the rocks extending upward next to the steps on the left look sorta like fingers -- the second, third, and fourth, anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

150 Sponge, please!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 10:35 AM (DPPrP)

151
Y'all BETTER be there!!
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM



SpongeBro is without a vehicle at the moment and if we actually do move, we'll be 3 hours away from him, so the logistics might be a bit challenging. BUT, we have all the intentions in the world of doing whatever it takes to make it happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (ccf/V)

152 A funny thing happened on the way to the dispensary.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 10:34 AM


Comedy or tragedy?

Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (sIUuR)

153 While I think the painting is excellent, it doesn't arouse a spiritual feeling in me. Abbey in the Oakwood, on the other hand, really makes me feel close to God and eternity.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (2ap+5)

154
Maybe you can stop being a douchebag for a little while...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:32 AM (k5CNB)



Those that live in the bag of douche find it increasingly difficult to escape.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

155 I got it! I got it!

It's ZZ Top, commemorating the recent passing of drummer Frank Beard (the one without the beard).

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2026 10:37 AM (MDua2)

156 Comedy or tragedy?
Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel

Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight!

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

157 The baby male lion is intriguing. Male lion cubs don't develop their manes for a while, as I understand it, so a lion cub with a mane is very unlikely.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)

158 Sponge, please!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 10:35 AM (DPPrP)



Come Hell or high water........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

159 The baby male lion is intriguing. Male lion cubs don't develop their manes for a while, as I understand it, so a lion cub with a mane is very unlikely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:38 AM (wzUl9)



What if they have that disease that ages you at 10x the normal rate! HUH? You ever think of THAT?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

160 Where's the lion?

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (77rzZ)

161 137 amazing numbers, but rose and bench; the '01 team only tied the 1906 cubs and had superstar pitching.
'05 had pretty much nobody, which made it fun.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

162 Well, my Starlink is working fine, finally. But it does not provide email services. I have been using ISP-provided email since forever. What is a good free e-mail provider? Anything from google, ms, or apple is a non-starter. I setup an account with Proton Mail, but their free accounts don't play with my e-mail client on the machine, and I have to download an encryption engine (Proton Bridge) to use one of their paid accounts. Too much monkey business...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (dPOOv)

163 SpongeBro is without a vehicle at the moment and if we actually do move, we'll be 3 hours away from him, so the logistics might be a bit challenging. BUT, we have all the intentions in the world of doing whatever it takes to make it happen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:36 AM (ccf/V)


Tell him to hitch-hike!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM (KaLR8)

164 138 he's ~pissed~ that they focused on his new aide rumors.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM (Bep7s)

165 The first time the Nazi war machine lost in World War II

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The linked article identifies the Second Battle of El Alamein as the turning point which is only partially true. Before the battle, the Nazis were advancing on all fronts. In addition to the battle, October 23—November 11, 1942, the Americans landed behind the Nazis in North Africa on November 8 - 16, 1942, and the Russians completed their encirclement of the Nazis at Stalingrad on November 19, 1942. So the month between October 23 and November 19 clearly put the Germans on the defensive all across the various fronts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM (ndZc7)

166 Where's the lion?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


***
Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM (wzUl9)

167 I setup an account with Proton Mail, but their free accounts don't play with my e-mail client on the machine, and I have to download an encryption engine (Proton Bridge) to use one of their paid accounts. Too much monkey business...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026


***
I go to Protonmail in my Brave browser. Is there an advantage to a separate email client?

Years ago, before my employer insisted on MS Outlook, I used Eudora. Wonder if it's still around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

168 Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Can't see it. Oh well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

169 I go to Protonmail in my Brave browser. Is there an advantage to a separate email client?

Years ago, before my employer insisted on MS Outlook, I used Eudora. Wonder if it's still around?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:43 AM (wzUl9)

I want to download and store my incoming e-mails locally. You need an e-mail client for that, as I understand it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (dPOOv)

170 160 Where's the lion?
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM

Beside the witch. And in front of the wardrobe.

Posted by: CSL at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1)

171 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_________

Why wouldn't the repulse/retreat at Moscow in 41-42 be considered a major loss? Or the Battle of Britain in 40?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (XvL8K)

172 OK, I see it now.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

173 155 so, he just left chicago?

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (Bep7s)

174 Virginia steps up!

Arlington's Sanctuary Rules: No ICE Detainers, No DWI Convictions for Illegals, No Problem

https://tinyurl.com/yc2n6ddv

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

175 >>Where's the lion?

Just waking up from sleeping in the jungle.

A-weema weh
A-weema weh
A-weema weh

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (J4Dwc)

176 Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
Can't see it. Oh well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


***
He's right between the tan pillar with the chain hanging down and the tall rock, or unfinished sculpture. It's like he's peeking out to see who wants to play.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (wzUl9)

177 Hiding in the shadows just to the right of the guy in the bluish-white tunic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:41 AM


*embiggens picture*

I found the kitty!

Posted by: Zombie Zero Mostel at September 24, 2026 10:46 AM (sIUuR)

178 157 he started mane lioning early, stunted his growth.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

179 Off, comic sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 10:47 AM (sIUuR)

180 160 back of the terlet.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

181 Looking at this one, which I like btw, but thinking "We need Kris."
The Job and Jerome choices really add to it, once they're ID'ed.
The figure of Christ and the Van Eyck mention reminds me of an insane theory of how the Shroud of Turin was faked.
It involved a corpse, a camera obscura, linen cloth, a vat of urine and a bright sunny day.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:48 AM (f+FmA)

182 I want to download and store my incoming e-mails locally. You need an e-mail client for that, as I understand it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:45 AM (dPOOv)


Have you tried Thunderbird email client?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:48 AM (KaLR8)

183 Very odd rendering of the passion. I see no passion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (5C90x)

184 He's right between the tan pillar with the chain hanging down and the tall rock, or unfinished sculpture. It's like he's peeking out to see who wants to play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I did finally find him. Had to get on my phone and really embiggen it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

185 162 i've been with "mail2world" for decades. they are all mail2 and then you have your choice hundreds of, what are those, urls? the suffix part. domain? whatevs, mine is hell, they offer alcohol and many others. works ok.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (Bep7s)

186 He's right between the tan pillar with the chain hanging down and the tall rock, or unfinished sculpture. It's like he's peeking out to see who wants to play.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
I did finally find him. Had to get on my phone and really embiggen it.
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


***
He looks cuddly, like a Maine Coon kitten.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:50 AM (wzUl9)

187 Why wouldn't the repulse/retreat at Moscow in 41-42 be considered a major loss? Or the Battle of Britain in 40?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Both were very significant but in both cases the Nazis were able to rally and resume the offensive. After the three mentioned battles, the Nazis were never again on a successful the strategic offensive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

188 I'm sorry but they all look stoned...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (+gK6I)

189 Have you tried Thunderbird email client?
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:48 AM (KaLR

That's what I have been using since forever.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (dPOOv)

190
Tell him to hitch-hike!
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:40 AM



You may have to come pick him up after you land. We're currently only about 12 miles north of DFW Airport.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

191 Very odd rendering of the passion. I see no passion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 10:49 AM (5C90x)


Because it isn't the Passion. It is a meditation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (k5CNB)

192 Have you tried Thunderbird email client?
Posted by: Doof


I quit Thunderbird in the 80's. Oh, wait.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:54 AM (y2Cpc)

193 182 i should put tbird back. last hd melt left me 'puterless for years. just couldn't care. but this place... inspired.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

194 192 brass monkey.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

195 Classic Eudora is available still via the Wayback Machine, says the Wiki article; and there is also a link to Pandora Mail, a client designed to replicate Eudora's functionality.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)

196 what's the word ? what's the cos ?

Posted by: grass monkey at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM (eP4XR)

197 Is the President in charge of access to the White House, ie the house of the Unitary Executive?

If he is not in charge of access to his house, then he doesn't have a house and he isn't the unitary executive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM (pIwiO)

198 You may have to come pick him up after you land. We're currently only about 12 miles north of DFW Airport.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)


If he's able to make it work timewise, I can do that. Standing by.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM (KaLR8)

199 TCM today- Leslie Caron all day and two Kubrick movies tonight. Never seen "The Shining"- don't like horror, but should probably check it off the list. Ditto "Jaws".

The Film on Film series on Friday nights have been really good. I reccomend.

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:57 AM (f+FmA)

200 if you use eudora and pandora simultaneously, you get endora.

Posted by: brown paper bag at September 24, 2026 10:57 AM (Bep7s)

201 Time I thought about brunch. My breakfast after working out was some yogurt with honey and an English muffin with peanut butter, as I didn't feel like a heavy breakfast right after exercising. Now I'm starting to get hungry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (wzUl9)

202 should have socked agnes.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

203 I'm sorry but they all look stoned...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (+gK6I)



islham wouldn't be a thing for several years yet.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

204 Classic Eudora is available still via the Wayback Machine, says the Wiki article; and there is also a link to Pandora Mail, a client designed to replicate Eudora's functionality.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 10:55 AM (wzUl9)

I have used Thunderbird for years and years; it has been updated, and still works fine, and comes built into many Linux distros. I open TB, it goes to the mailserver, and downloads any new messages automatically. Done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 10:58 AM (dPOOv)

205
If he's able to make it work timewise, I can do that. Standing by.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 10:56 AM



I'll mention it and see if we need to take it to the text chat group.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

206 201 saw a nitwit yesterday put a water bottle in the pringles holder on his treadmill.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)

207 You may have to come pick him up after you land. We're currently only about 12 miles north of DFW Airport.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:53 AM (ccf/V)

Aww, our old location- northern suburb of Dallas.
Do not miss, though. Green Acres is the place to be...

Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (f+FmA)

208 what's the word ? what's the cos ?
Posted by: grass monkey


Woke up the next morning after an after hours beach party at the riding stables west of 61st Street on Galveston Island. Seven empty bottles of Thunderbird sitting on the dash.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (y2Cpc)

209 TCM today- Leslie Caron all day and two Kubrick movies tonight. Never seen "The Shining"- don't like horror, but should probably check it off the list. Ditto "Jaws".

The Film on Film series on Friday nights have been really good. I reccomend.
Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026


***
Are they running Father Goose w/ Leslie Caron and Cary Grant? Lots of fun.

I have never cared for Kubrick's The Shining. Jaws on the other hand is superb stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:00 AM (wzUl9)

210 I'm sorry but they all look stoned...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 10:52 AM (+gK6I)

Everybody must get stoned!!

Posted by: Bob Dylan at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (hmYU4)

211 MONKEY!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (gLYp7)

212 Are they running Father Goose w/ Leslie Caron and Cary Grant? Lots of fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Love the opening theme to that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

213
I quit Thunderbird in the 80's. Oh, wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 10:54 AM (y2Cpc)



I saw a sweet Thunderbird convertible yesterday. Of the early 60's variety in really good shape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (ccf/V)

214 209 the shinning is dumb.

Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

215 I like Carpaccio - the painter and the entree!

I think he is under recognized as a genre painter. Lots of stuff going on in his works. I love his painting of St. Augustine in his Study...

..and hurray for Blessed Bishop Fulton Sheen, newly beatified.

Posted by: vivi at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (7esJd)

216 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (wzUl9)

217 Aww, our old location- northern suburb of Dallas.
Do not miss, though. Green Acres is the place to be...
Posted by: sal at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (f+FmA)



That's where we're headed.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 11:01 AM (ccf/V)

218 I'll mention it and see if we need to take it to the text chat group.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)


10-4

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2026 11:02 AM (KaLR8)

219 209 the shinning is dumb.
Posted by: cmeat at September 24, 2026


***
It's a great story, but Kubrick muffled it with poor casting. King himself said, "I handed Kubrick a live hand grenade, and he heroically threw his body on top of it."

There's a TV miniseries version from 1997 with Rebecca DeMornay which is much closer to the novel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 11:03 AM (wzUl9)

220 What would we do without the legacy media?

NBC News
@NBCNews
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 24, 2026 11:04 AM (ndZc7)

221 2 Look at my shoe!

cast off the shoe! follow the gourd!

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2026 11:10 AM (v3pYe)

The Morning Report — 9/ 24 /26

XIWHIZUPS.jpg

Good morning kids.


Once again the highest court in the land strikes. No not the Supreme Court of the United States but the Ultra Super Duper Supremely Superior Court of Mount Kilauea has decreed its status as the Almighty arbiter of what is the Law of the Land.

A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional. In a major setback for Trump in one of his biggest battles with the media, US District Judge Tim Kelly issued his order in a lawsuit that the news organizations filed contesting the ban that the Republican president announced on Sept. 18. Kelly ordered the Trump administration to immediately return the outlets’ press passes and blocked officials from enforcing the ban for 14 days.

Judge Buch M. Danno shall not be disobeyed!

“The President concluded that [the banned outlets] have failed to maintain basic minimum ‘standards of professionalism and decorum expected of those given access to the White House Complex, including’ by ‘publishing sensitive or classified information… In response, the President has preliminarily revoked their continued access to White House grounds… After all, access to the White House is a privilege—not a right.” – DOJ filing

Yeah, that'll really show 'em! To borrow a quote from Democrat Socialist Numero Uno Joe Stalin How many divisions does the Judiciary have?! If only President Trump and indeed all of us took that to heart and made it our slogan.

Especially in an instance such as this which is making my blood simmer...

A Florida history teacher allegedly tried to “cancel” an eighth-grader enrolled at one of the state’s elite schools for his conservative beliefs – and now she’s facing calls to be fired. 

Liz Ballard, a teacher at Pine View School in Osprey, Fla., is accused of singling out the boy as the “conservative perspective” in her classes before describing him as a “misogynist” and spreading the slur around the school, Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier said in a letter on Monday.

Ballard allegedly “harassed, disparaged and deliberately tried to ‘cancel’ an eighth-grade student for his conservative views” during her debates — even though he had previously warned her “his parents expressly forbid him to take part,” according to Uthmeier’s letter. She “singled out this student and in defiance of his parents’ express instructions, pressured him to defend political positions… in front of his classmates,” the pol said, engaging in what he described as the “reputational destruction of a child.” Ballard has been the subject of “multiple” HR investigations and at the center of parents’ complaints, according to Uthmeier, who has called for her to be dismissed if the claims are legitimate. 

The investigation into the teacher has spanned several months, Jason Means, the President of the Sarasota Classified Teachers Association, said, according to WFLA. . . In 2023, the school was named a National Blue Ribbon School by the Department of Education — an award that recognizes excellence or schools that close achievement gaps among students. 

Blue RIbbon? Meh this degenerate slag and everyone like her deserves a noose and the nearest lamp post rhetorically speaking of course wink-wink...

And that goes most especially for Randy Weingarten and the evil unions.

So, what are these unions doing with all that money they collect if not fighting to fulfill their stated missions?

Turns out, they are far more interested in getting Democrats elected and pushing far-left causes. Add it all up, and you have organizations that extort money from taxpayers to finance a protection racket for themselves, their Democratic patrons, and various far-left causes (which few taxpayers would support), while engaging in fraud by pretending to be looking out for the interests of public-school students

We’re not lawyers, but we’d say that classifies as a criminal racket under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act.

I know I had this a day or so ago but evil like cancer never rests. We cut it out or we die.

Elsewhere the red carpet was rolled out for Xi Jinping and the Chi-Coms.

Trump, on the other hand, has cost China dearly.  He has radically reduced China’s inroads into the Western Hemisphere, ousting its agents from Venezuela and the Panama Canal.
With the Cuban dictatorship apparently unable to keep the lights on, and China now permanently shut out of Greenland, Beijing’s losses in the Americas appear certain to keep piling up.
Add to this Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s “Economic D-Day” sanctions on Iran.
These are disrupting China’s financial ties with the Islamist regime, even as Iran’s attacks on shipping in the Strait of Hormuz and its threat of tolls hammer Beijing’s energy imports: China already pays $25 a barrel more for oil than the rest of the world. China’s leader also has major headaches back home — anemic consumer spending, a collapsing real-estate market, rising unemployment levels, an aging population and a national debt three times larger than our own (thanks, in part, to Trump’s tariffs). 

Well, with a different perspective . . .

Negotiating with Communists and terrorists (but I repeat myself) only ends one way. As the Xi meeting is being hyped, the People’s Republic of China is taking great care not to offend the United States of America by taking any drastic steps like… openly stealing our military hardware. Chinese authorities are reportedly in possession of F-35 stealth fighter parts after components of the aircraft were “inexplicably diverted to Hong Kong.”

Shipping giant UPS was sending a cockpit canopy and weapons bay door to the U.S. from Australia in late May when it was diverted, Bloomberg reported on Thursday, citing sources Both parts were coated with a radar absorbing material that enhances their stealth capabilities, the sources said, and it was not clear why the shipment was diverted to Hong Kong. Inexplicably! Were there any Mainland Chinese citizens in the decision loop working at UPS?

This is the problem with having normal commercial relations with a bandit state that takes every possible opportunity to rob everyone else. Looping them into a global commercial system just allows them to do things like this.

Meh, What can BROWN do for us that our own Postal Service isn't doing, like being the bag man for Democrat Election Thievery...

The case underlines concerns about the handling and security of mail-in ballots, particularly when large numbers of ballots are entrusted to individual postal workers. With investigators still determining whether affected voters were able to cast replacement ballots, the incident could fuel broader scrutiny of election-related mail procedures and ballot safeguards ahead of future elections.

On all this repulsiveness I nevertheless bid you all to

Have a good day.

    CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

  • The hackers claim to have breached the FBI by exploiting Oracle’s Peoplesoft platform.
    Hacking Group ‘ShinyHunters’ Claims Massive FBI Breach, Theft of Agents’ Personal Data
  • She's being called a “Palestinian Rachel Dolezal," in reference to the white woman who faked being black to take advantage of affirmative action programs.
    A White Teacher of Wealth and Privilege Faked Black and 'Palestinian' Ancestry for Years
  • A grand jury has determined there is no evidence of criminal wrongdoing in the tragic death of 18-year-old Nolan Wells. Of course, that didn’t stop the left from dragging three white boys through the mud.
    Yet Another Race Baiting Narrative Busted
  • Many of the Democrats running this year aren’t the usual squishy socialists we’re used to. They are people who hate Americans, the U.S., and the Constitution.
    When Democrats Tell You Who They Are, Believe Them
  • Defeating democratic socialists is imperative.
    Individualism Versus Collectivism is on the Ballot in November
  • The real danger to this country right now is not any single plot.
    The Fog Bezmenov Warned About Has an American Address
  • The greater good must come before everything, even if people get hurt.
    The cult of the left takes no prisoners, only sacrifices — including their kids

    "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY

  • The state spends billions on housing, health care, and other benefits.
    California’s Shadow Welfare System for Illegal Immigrants
  • Briseno’s deportation underlines the Trump administration’s determination not to allow illegal immigrants to live in the open, flouting deportation orders without consequences.
    Mexican Illegal Deported After Publicly Complaining About Son’s Arrest for Obstructing ICE.

    THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)

  • Who’s winning this war, anyway?
    Iran Continues to Dictate Terms
  • The Iranian president accused the U.S. and Israel of attacking Iran while insisting Tehran will not surrender its nuclear rights
    America Walks Out During Iran’s Speech At U.N.
  • In the cleanest tell yet that Iran is on the ropes, a senior Iranian official just put a number on the table Tehran has never put there before.
    Iran Is Projecting Weakness, Not the Strength It Wants You to See
  • The calculation that might change reluctant minds in Cairo.
    Will Egypt Strike Yemen’s Houthis?

    * * * * *

  • Three GOP Senate candidates break with the White House as Republicans stare down bleak poll numbers with just 41 days until Election Day.
    Endangered GOP Senate Candidates Take Sudden Turn On Iran War

    ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY

  • ...Following the murder of a Jewish father on Yom Kippur eve, Amb. Yechiel Leiter’s son suffered life-threatening injury in a terrorist attack Wednesday.
    BREAKING: Palestinian Terrorist Shoots Israel’s U.S. Ambassador’s Son
  • The time will come when Norwegians will regret their government's hostility toward Israel.
    Norway Considers Prison for Those Who Violate Boycott of Israeli ‘Settlements’

    * * * * *

  • Says canine technique was also used by Nazi war criminal (Soros gonna be pissed - jjs)
    Kristof Humiliates Himself and Harvard With Israel Dog-Rape Libel

    DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

  • The lawsuit was spearheaded by New York Attorney General Letitia James, who has a history of targeting Donald Trump during his time as an individual citizen and as president.
    Court Dismisses Democrat States’ Lawsuit Against DOGE’s Treasury Access
  • Congratulations to the homeless, the rats and the politicians.
    LA Celebrates 7 Years of a Medieval Disease

    FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH

  • The dispute could have broader implications for the relationship between the Trump administration and corporate media organizations, with Fox News joining liberal networks in a television pool boycott in support of CNN, MS NOW, and POLITICO. The administration has launched “Trump TV” in response, providing Americans with direct coverage of the presidency.
    Trump DOJ Hits Back at Corporate Media Lawsuit Against White House Bans: ‘Access is a Privilege, Not a Right.’
  • Oh my god….
    Sunny Hostin Brags She Stopped a Guilty Verdict for NYC Cannibal Killer
  • ...the headline on the “analysis” piece was “How Trump Has Cracked Down on Dissent Since the Killing of Charlie Kirk.”
    People Noticed Democrats Enjoying Violence. New York Times Says It’s Just ‘Free Speech’
  • The implication was clear: a black woman found hanging is a symbol of racism and that the South is racist.
    The AP Won’t Let Facts Get In The Way Of A Lynching Narrative
  • If ProPublica’s two key subjects including a criminal and a man with repeated history of targeting Republicans was not enough to cast a shadow of doubt on the credibility and bias of this story and outlet, let’s not forget the outlet has spent years running anti-Republican propaganda.
    Discredited Activists At ProPublica Cite Other Discredited Activists To Concoct Susan Collins Hit Piece
  • The annoying habits of partisan media.
    ‘Free Speech’ isn’t the Same as Liberal Speech

    * * * * *

  • Merely wanting to make some photocopies at work in the old Soviet Union raised Brezhnev's considerable eyebrows, and actually getting them made was like something out of a Kafka story.
    Hey, Xi — Good Luck Keeping AI on a Communist Leash

    9/11/01 25 years on

  • The plaintiffs allege that the coordination began to take shape months earlier than the dramatic revelations over the past week.
    Lawsuit Alleges Anthropic, OpenAI, SpaceXAI and Google Made Illegal Agreement for AI ‘Pacing’

    WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM

  • . . .a year after the 2025 Yom Kippur synagogue attack in the same city.
    Counter Terror Police Say They Foiled ‘Imminent’ Yom Kippur Attack in Manchester

    OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS

  • AIPAC and donor Michael Sacks have “the power,” Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson said.
    Failing Mayor Brandon Johnson Lashes Out at AIPAC In Re-Election Speech (Meh, subhuman degenerate schvarzyorim. If Jooz have the power then why'd they got you elected, schmuck! - jjs)
  • Every day, there’s more diversity to celebrate.
    Pennsylvania Man, Inspired by ISIS, Planned Attacks on Jews and Synagogues

    SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

  • Margot Cleveland: New details indicate high-level political appointees in the Biden administration’s DOJ actually knew of — and allowed — prosecutors’ plans to subpoena records from congressional Republicans.
    BREAKING: New Docs Indicate Biden Junta Okayed Subpoenas Of Republicans’ Phone Records

    AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS

  • "People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience,"
    A Part of the Population Will Always Live in COVIDville

    THE ECONOMY, STUPID

  • Don’t get cocky, though. This non-presidential election cycle will come down to pure partisanship and voter turnout. The party with the energy will win.
    The Economy Won’t Win The Midterms For Democrats
  • Even as manufacturing jobs decline, Alaska offers lucrative work for men without college degrees.
    America’s Shifting Blue-Collar Landscape

    RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM

  • Companies have spent millions on forest credits to satisfy state mandates, only for the woods themselves to ignite.
    California’s Climate Offsets Go Up in Smoke
  • California has gone far beyond merely encouraging residents to abandon gasoline and natural gas in favor of electricity. In time, it aims to make state residents solely dependent on the electrical grid.
    Mandating Grid Dependency

    EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT

  • Ballard allegedly “harassed, disparaged and deliberately tried to ‘cancel’ an eighth-grade student for his conservative views” during her debates — even though he had previously warned her “his parents expressly forbid him to take part,” according to Uthmeier’s letter.
    Florida history teacher Liz Ballard ‘deliberately tried to cancel’ 8th grader ‘for his conservative views’
  • Just like with the last conference in 2019, organizers warn of threats to democracy and how they affect racial minorities.
    Seattle U. To Host ‘People of Color’ Law Conference
  • 'Solidarity with those who break prison walls,' Emmaia Gelman, founder of the Institute for the Critical Study of Zionism, wrote one day after Hamas's terror attack
    Radical Academic Who Celebrated Oct 7 as Breach of 'Prison Walls' Slated To Appear at UNC's Global Education Center
  • Hannah-Jones’ ideology did not just ruin her own daughter’s academic potential by choice; it also poisons by force the educations of countless other students who attend the schools where the ideology has free rein.
    The Failing School Where Nikole Hannah-Jones Sent Her Daughter Used The 1619 Project
  • The latest results from an internationally administered achievement test are deeply troubling.
    Scores on PISA Are Leaning the Wrong Way

    ABORTION

  • Maura Healey, the Democrat governor of Massachusetts, would have you believe she is focused on ordinary governance, but lately she seems to be dabbling in obstetrics and childcare.
    From the Womb to the Welcome Family Mat 

    THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH

  • The case underlines concerns about the handling and security of mail-in ballots, particularly when large numbers of ballots are entrusted to individual postal workers. With investigators still determining whether affected voters were able to cast replacement ballots, the incident could fuel broader scrutiny of election-related mail procedures and ballot safeguards ahead of future elections.
    USPS Worker Indicted for Discarding Over 300 Mail-In Ballots.
  • The lawsuit seeks to uncover how noncitizens were added to voter rolls and whether they were removed following discovery. Congressional investigators are also probing these issues, raising broader concerns about election integrity and transparency ahead of the 2026 midterms.
    RNC Sues State Election Officials for Withholding Voter Rolls.
  • Don’t believe the hype about the Supreme Court ending Trump’s effort to clean up mail-in ballots. He’s got every bureaucrat nervous and careful—and you can help.
    Trump’s Executive Order Has Election Officials Terrified

    DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY

  • ...perhaps, Jesus’s conquest over death should not be taken literally.
    James Talarico’s Pastor and Mentor Doubts Resurrection of Jesus in Easter Message: ‘Maybe Jesus Rose from the Dead, but Maybe Not’

    POLITICS

  • Kansas Democrat nominee for governor Cindy Holscher said at a recent debate, “I am no socialist,” yet spent the following day campaigning with a candidate who calls himself a “Democratic Socialist taking on the Topeka establishment.”
    Kansas Democrat Cindy Holscher Says She Isn’t a Socialist, but Campaigns with One the Next Day
  • In other words, California is a state where, as Hilton put it, "if you do the right thing, you're punished and if you do the wrong thing, you're rewarded."
    After 16 Years of Democrat Rule, Is Hilton’s California Wake-Up Call Too Late?

    FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL

  • The agreement strengthens U.S. defense capabilities in the Arctic region, ensuring greater security against potential threats from Russia and China. It also underscores Greenland’s growing importance in global geopolitics and secures long-term cooperation with Denmark.
    Trump Secures Arctic Security Agreement With Greenland and Denmark, Two New Bases Planned.
  • Shady figures linked to Berlin’s Arab crime world and 'Palestinian' terrorism showed up to celebrate the party’s victory, chanting “Free Palestine!”
    Germany’s Far-Left Linke Party Wins Berlin City-State Elections
  • The United States remains Canada’s gravitational center, whether they like it or not.
    Canada Has No Real Alternative To Taking Trump’s Trade Deal, But It’s Sabotaging Itself To Pretend Otherwise
  • But voters are divided on UN's ability to prevent or end violent conflicts.
    Americans Still Mostly Back U.N., Despite Corruption Claims, Fiscal Crisis: I&I/TIPP Poll

  • Negotiating with Communists and terrorists only ends one way.
    China Preps for Trump Meet By Stealing F-35 Stealth Parts
  • So what did Xi do to deserve this unusual honor? A better question: Why is Trump flattering Xi’s ego by treating him as the world’s most important visiting dignitary?  A decade ago, such ceremonial pomp might have been taken as a sign of American weakness and Chinese strength.  
    Don’t be fooled — Trump’s red-carpet rollout for Xi is a strategic coup
  • “GMMTV and its competitors constructed a new business model...This sort of thing also used to happen in Western popular culture...Are BL dramas ‘queer’?”
    How ‘Boys Love’ Conquered Asia

    DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS

  • The US project to harness laser power has been 50 years in the making and outstrips the capabilities of any other military on Earth.
    US military spending $500M on ‘war-ready’ laser weapons — and zapping drones in Iran, along US border: experts

    HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE

  • The scale of Canada’s MAID program is likely to intensify debate over the country’s approach to assisted suicide, particularly as lawmakers consider whether eligibility should expand further. The figures are also likely to fuel scrutiny of safeguards and the circumstances under which Canadians can access MAID, especially for people with disabilities or other vulnerabilities.
    Canadian Euthanasia Deaths Surpass U.S. Gun Homicides Annually.
  • Why is the Department of Labor trying to steal the spotlight on Pharmacy Benefit Management reform with an unnecessary new batch of rules?
    Why Is The Department Of Labor Undercutting PBM Reform?

    FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY

  • These agreements mark a significant step in the Trump administration’s effort to curtail childhood gender transitions nationwide, with ongoing investigations signaling further actions against other providers.
    Trump DOJ Forces Six Major Hospitals to Stop Child Sex-Change Procedures.

    CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE

  • The far-left has been on a tirade since Monday when news broke that Paramount settled a lawsuit with the state’s radical, left-wing Attorney General. Hollywood critics are blasting Bonta as a “traitor” and a “coward” for settling the lawsuit and clearing the way for Paramount to complete its acquisition of Warners.
    Mark Ruffalo’s Antisemitic Attack on Paramount Helped Convince Calf. AG Bonta to Drop His Merger Lawsuit
  • Christian Toto: Red State superstar goes all-in on Climate Change while 'Digger' fades
    Did Tom Cruise Sell Out to Progressive Hollywood for Nothing?
  • Peter Pan had Neverland. Today's adults have an entire toy industry helping them avoid growing up.
    We’ve Got A Generation Of Peter Pans. Guess Who’s Cashing In.
  • The urgency of turning around this destructive trend.
    Why the Marriage Deficit is a Catastrophe

    HITHER & YON

  • ...the book does an excellent job of describing a number of very fascinating off-beat British missions behind enemy lines to gain reconnaissance or to sabotage German operations. In two cases the missions got access to German facilities by having Free-French soldiers pose as prisoners, and Jewish Palestine refugees from Germany act as their German captors.

    The first time the Nazi war machine lost in World War II

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    1 BOING!

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2026 07:30 AM (Oj3Pf)

    2 Good morning!

    Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

    3 Finished putting up our Sukkah.

    Need a rest, then a swim, then grill a ton of chicken.

    Maybe l8r.

    Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2026 07:31 AM (Oj3Pf)

    4 Happy Thursday

    Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur)

    5 Everyone check out the POLLS Lately? HOOCHIE MAMA.

    Blue wave we are all gonna die.

    But seriously seems like an op to depress turnout. Too coordinated. But at the same time I do believe the Senate MAY be in play or may be a nail biter.

    Ohio governor race.....I hate Vivek.

    Posted by: GigantorX at September 24, 2026 07:32 AM (O6wt0)

    6 3. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2026 07:31 AM (Oj3Pf)


    Good Yuntif and enjoy!

    Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2026 07:32 AM (x0n13)

    7 Judges are not democracy.

    Posted by: Slogans-R-Us at September 24, 2026 07:36 AM (Q+gd/)

    8 Nooded.

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 07:37 AM (NcvvS)

    9 Had a pleasant dinner with NotSoThoreau in Western Kansas yesterday. 3.25 hours each way.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

    10 PDTS should just tell the judge no. Let'em escalate it.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (3Ope8)

    11 Good morning again morons and happy birthday JJ

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

    12 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.

    They should put these judges on Amazon for an easier shopping experience.

    Posted by: Halfhand at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (vRYMt)

    13 thank you, JJ!

    cancer, spot on!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (VyBeY)

    14 I confess to not even knowing who the press secretary is now, but can't they just not call on those lying bozos during press conferences?

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:42 AM (qBdHI)

    15 5, no, I totally ignore all polls, viewing them, as you say, as an op to destroy morale. why would I want to do that?

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:44 AM (VyBeY)

    16 Just ban all the media from the White House.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (SAHhM)

    17 exactly, LiB! Coventry!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (VyBeY)

    18 I see there is a new "poll" out that has talerico 5 points ahead of paxton. I put poll in parenthesis because it is a survey of registered voters, not an actual poll.


    At this point we can't trust anything the media says. Real polls at this point are polling likely voters not registered voters. The only real poll I have seen so far is from emerson from two weeks ago and they had talerico up by 1.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (I43vL)

    19 {{{Lady in Black}}}

    Probably already don't call on them. But they shout.

    How about seats under a coolant leak? I have no problem with those losers getting dripped on my fluorocarbons.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

    20 by fluorocarbons.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

    21 “Inexplicably.”
    I do not think that word means what you think it means.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 07:47 AM (Ua/Bh)

    22 The WH could base media access upon ratings, so as to reach as many of The People as possible, but that would raise the old question, "Who counts the ratings?"

    Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2026 07:47 AM (Q+gd/)

    23 Don’t get cocky, though. This non-presidential election cycle will come down to pure partisanship and voter turnout. The party with the energy will win.
    The Economy Won’t Win The Midterms For Democrats

    --

    The midterms will be based on one thing, and one thing only, imo. Hatred of Trump by the Democrats. All they are voting on is their seething hatred of him, and you can be assured they will crawl through fire to vote. I can only hope and pray our side is truly cognizant of what's at stake and that they take the time to go to the polls to counter the left's utter madness.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

    24 Harmeet Dhillon on video speaking about the outrageous racism she is combatting at UCSF. She is a real life superhero.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

    25 How about seats under a coolant leak? I have no problem with those losers getting dripped on my fluorocarbons.

    --

    {{{Salty!}}}

    That's a great idea. There's no constitutional "right" for them to be comfortable.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

    26 PDTS should just tell the judge no. Let'em escalate it.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2026 07:41 AM (3Ope
    ====

    Absolutely.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

    27 Press access first got rolling at the White House in a big way during World War II, understandably. If I remember history correctly they simply boarded over FDR’s swimming pool and made an impromptu press room.

    I’ve long since believed they should remove the entire press access from the White House itself. No need for it any longer, and frankly it’s a security risk. Not worth the trouble.

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 07:50 AM (GC8wC)

    28 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico,
    saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.


    With no due respect, until you can come up with something more firmer than "likely", kindly go fuck yourself.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (y2Cpc)

    29 Went to Midwest Chick, and there is a funny meme about Iron Man contest.

    A commenter led me to see the Wiki article on Extreme ironing. It is very silly.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

    30
    James Talarico’s Pastor and Mentor Doubts Resurrection of Jesus in Easter Message: ‘Maybe Jesus Rose from the Dead, but Maybe Not’

    So we've gone from Sola Scriptura to Sine Scriptura. The Bible isn't there to tell you how you should live your life, it's there to justify how you want to live your life.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (eRlcH)

    31 BREAKING: New Docs Indicate Biden Junta Okayed Subpoenas Of Republicans’ Phone Records

    --

    My, how times have changed from the Watergate years. Nary a peep from the MFM about this incandescent violation.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

    32 Trying something new today...bacon and tomatillo chili...the internet has no recipes, but I'm thinking a basic bean and tomato chili with the adds (with some bacon added in and some saved for topping and some of the fat used to saute the onions and peppers).

    This will have no beef.

    Got both super cheap, so figured I'm not losing much, and the kids just love chili almost any way I make it...we'll see if this holds true today.

    1lb of bacon with probably 3lbs of beans - still deciding what type, but got gifted expiring pinto beans, so those are also looking to show up - with Great Northern or black is still TBD (I do love bacon on a black bean burger, so I'm leaning that way)...

    Hmmm, maybe I'll call this a bacon and black bean burger chili...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 07:53 AM (tOcjL)

    33
    Trump should go back to the way it was before WWII. All questions submitted in advance.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 07:54 AM (eRlcH)

    34 "it’s a security risk. "

    It really is and it's a perfectly good reason to exclude all media from the White House. How many attempts have been made Trump' life? Who's to say the next one won't come from some deranged reporter?

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 07:54 AM (SAHhM)

    35 Kristof, who doubled down on his unverified fantasy that Israel is using a trained dog to rape Palestinian prisoners. Kristof said this had happened to "numerous" prisoners, though he also said he couldn’t say how many.
    ============================
    Is there anyone more disgusting than Nicholas Kristof? He may as well co-author a new "Elders Of Zion" with T. Carlson.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:54 AM (lWDMz)

    36 Florida history teacher Liz Ballard ‘deliberately tried to cancel’ 8th grader ‘for his conservative views’

    --

    Kaye Ballard >> Liz Ballard

    If I were that kid's parents, I'd be sure to figuratively rip that teacher's face off for treating my child in that manner.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

    37 Lady in Black

    Control issues dominate totalitarian's actions.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

    38 fd

    President Trump has had seven assassination attempts, that we know of.

    Queen Victoria only had six attempts on her life.

    USA wins!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

    39 Yonder Horde

    Trump tried to ban Jim Acosta during his first term. That ended more or less exactly like this current attempt to ban networks.

    Disband the press pool. All of it. Send out an e-mail missive daily instead. Then, fight that in the courts. He might win that one.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (2Cry5)

    40 Chili beans with Bacon is OK. Sometimes make that for a variation. I think it would be better though made with both Beef, primarily and a small-er amount of Bacon.

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (GC8wC)

    41 Can the judge please tell us how close reporters get to be to the President? No rules? OK, Trump should build a new press briefing room. Maybe in Kansas.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (lWDMz)

    42 It is a Communist plot that a shipment of model plane parts I ordered keep cycling between Clinton, MS, Jacckson, MS, and Memphis, TN.

    But these are American communists of the USPS union.
    So that is different.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD)

    43 Huck Follywood

    Not Kansas. Please.

    Minot, North Dakota or Thule, Greenland are preferable.

    Yes, I know they renamed Thule. I can't spell it, however.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

    44 1lb of bacon with probably 3lbs of beans - still deciding what type, but got gifted expiring pinto beans, so those are also looking to show up - with Great Northern or black is still TBD

    --

    Pintos, Great Northerns and Navy beans are some of G*d's greatest inventions. Sadly, my tum tum doesn't do too well with them anymore. I sure do miss them.

    Perfectly cooked pintos with some diced, raw onion and shredded cheddar cheese on top...yum!

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

    45 New White House Press Room?

    Deep in the bowels of Langley and it will be Zoom.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (2GVsD)

    46 69 So, will Hurricane Polo hit California?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:19 AM (2GVsD)

    If the current track holds it will hit Baja California early next week and keep moving northeast into northern Mexico weaker than it is now.

    NHC has it dropping from major hurricane status by Tuesday at landfall. So Southern California will probably get some wind and rain, but Polo will likely weaken some more after going across Baja.

    It's still several days away so if I was in San Diego and surrounding areas I'd be paying close attention come Sunday.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (6ydKt)

    47 FIRST!!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:00 AM (ccf/V)

    48 SpeakingOf

    When the US Navy sorties out of San Diego is when I would worry. Otherwise, free water for the lawn.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

    49 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional. In a major setback for Trump in one of his biggest battles with the media, US District Judge Tim Kelly issued his order in a lawsuit that the news organizations filed contesting the ban that the Republican president announced on Sept. 18. Kelly ordered the Trump administration to immediately return the outlets’ press passes and blocked officials from enforcing the ban for 14 days.


    Likely? LIKELY?!?

    F*ck right off with that noise. That's not how this works. If you're going to apply Constitutional muster, you better apply it, provide evidence and PROVE it's not constitutional. You don't just get to say "Well, I think this is against the law of the land, so I think I will decline it, just because I feel like it."

    Impeach this f*cker. He forgot his role.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:01 AM (ccf/V)

    50 With no due respect, until you can come up with something more firmer than "likely", kindly go fuck yourself.
    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 07:51 AM (y2Cpc)

    Just so people understand why the Judge used the word “likely”: that’s the legal standard which allows a judge to grant an injunction, unless overruled by a higher court.
    In practice it means that any judge who can construct a semi-plausible argument can do anything he wants.

    Our system grants judges far too much power.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:02 AM (Ua/Bh)

    51 40 Chili beans with Bacon is OK. Sometimes make that for a variation. I think it would be better though made with both Beef, primarily and a small-er amount of Bacon.
    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 07:57 AM (GC8wC)

    I'm sure it would be better, but in the great land of feeding 6 with a food budget right now, bacon ($3.99/lb thick cut) and beans (80 cents a can and free) win out over beef, which had no sale this week at any of my 3 shopped stores (and I used enough for the youth dinner I'm not swimming in it in my freezer)...so, we adapt and see if something great can be made sans the beef...

    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    52 44 1lb of bacon with probably 3lbs of beans - still deciding what type, but got gifted expiring pinto beans, so those are also looking to show up - with Great Northern or black is still TBD

    --

    Pintos, Great Northerns and Navy beans are some of G*d's greatest inventions. Sadly, my tum tum doesn't do too well with them anymore. I sure do miss them.

    Perfectly cooked pintos with some diced, raw onion and shredded cheddar cheese on top...yum!
    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

    Yeah, I have avocados for me for topping (although kids can have, too) and the cheddar for the kids...I do love avocado on a black bean burger so figure it's gonna work here, too...and those were also way cheap this week...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (tOcjL)

    53 51
    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    Do you serve cornbread with your chili? That is a good ecomomical add on.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (Gqar8)

    54 I'm gonna git you, Sukkah!

    Posted by: The Sukkah Store at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (Fn+3X)

    55 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico,
    saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.


    Where in the Constitution does it say explicitly that CNN, MS NOW and Politico have greater access to the White House than Tiger Beat, Penthouse, Russia Times, Kat's Korner, The New American (John Birch publication), National Enquirer and Al Jazira, all who have greater publication numbers than those three dead-beat DNC/DSA propaganda operations?

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (a3CJ+)

    56 If Pllo takes a more northeastern turn once it's in Mexico the storm will move away from Cali and become Arizona and New Mexico's problem.

    It'll have weakened a lot by then and will feel like a very strong monsoon to the Southwest.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (6ydKt)

    57 53 51
    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    Do you serve cornbread with your chili? That is a good ecomomical add on.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (Gqar

    Sometimes - today, no b/c kids asked for the Aldi's tortilla chips (which aren't pricey - under $2/bag). I skip them. Today, the chili will probably served with apples and grapes (both are SO cheap right now) in some way...both are under $1/lb here...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (tOcjL)

    58 Morning, Horde!

    Hoping for an interview today. Praying for some movement on any of the rest of things.

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)

    59 Good morning horde!

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

    60 Another amazing Morning Report. I'm always amazed at how far down in the shit pit this country has fallen.

    The USA, the final miracle of western thought and invention being totally torn apart by a bunch of greasy dumbasses, third-world satanists, and hysterical, spoiled-brat little girls.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (g8Ew8)

    61 > Our system grants judges far too much power.
    -----------
    I think the judges took that power upon themselves.

    The judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. They're in a state of insurrection with the current administration. It's a problem that cannot be resolved by typical means and will require something other than elections or legal moves to correct.

    Probably something violent.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (2Cry5)

    62 Good morning again Horde, thx JJ. Great report.
    Reading about the panic at CNN is schadenfreude on steroids. The only reason that network exists given their ratings is elite leftist vanity.
    Can't collapse quickly enough

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 08:10 AM (NGWpV)

    63 What if they held press conferences but nothing happens? The reporters just sit there for a few hours until they get tired and go home.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:10 AM (SAHhM)

    64 Happy Birthday JJ!

    Thank you for what you do.

    I certainly pray that you and the missus are faring well and health is better by the day.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V)

    65 A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.

    I'm gonna need you to point where, in the Constitution, it says that the President HAS to give access to, or communicate with, any press group.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

    66 This will have no beef.

    You have α-gal syndrome (AGS)?
    There can be no other rational explanation.

    This existential tragedy should move right to the top of Saturday's prayer list.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (nCgQz)

    67 When the US Navy sorties out of San Diego is when I would worry. Otherwise, free water for the lawn.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

    Yeah, I wouldn't panic on this one if I was in SoCal.
    Pollo has a lot of land to plow through before it hits the Golden State.

    If... the track holds.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (6ydKt)

    68 57 53 51
    I mean, total protein (bacon and beans) in a chili to feed 6 (and probably 8-10 at my houses) should only cost me $6.50-7 in this - so that's win...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:03 AM (tOcjL)

    Do you serve cornbread with your chili? That is a good ecomomical add on.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:05 AM (Gqar

    Sometimes - today, no b/c kids asked for the Aldi's tortilla chips (which aren't pricey - under $2/bag). I skip them. Today, the chili will probably served with apples and grapes (both are SO cheap right now) in some way...both are under $1/lb here...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (tOcjL)

    Ah. We regularly feed our churches Young Adult group ( on a totation with some others). Can be as many as 50 or so. Always looking for economical food solutions! Aldis and Dollar General are frequent stops. Have some pork butts laid by in the freezer. Bought several back when they were on sale for under 2 bucks per pound.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (Gqar8)

    69 Good luck RandomDave

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

    70 66 This will have no beef.

    You have α-gal syndrome (AGS)?
    There can be no other rational explanation.

    This existential tragedy should move right to the top of Saturday's prayer list.
    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (nCgQz)

    I have AGS. Not a good thing. It is RAMPANT where I live.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM (Gqar8)

    71 Another judge who doesn't understand "freedom of the press" does not mean "special guild privileges over the rest of the country". Seriously, stuff like this, and other "regardless of so-called precedent, what does the Constitution/law *actually say*" questions, should be part of a special "do you get to be a judge" test applied every five years or something, and failing the test or failing to uphold that basic comprehension test, should automatically trigger impeachment/etc.

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM (aJQbY)

    72 Good morning, J.J.
    Good morning, Horde.

    Good luck, RandomDave.

    Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (53oGX)

    73 I think the judges took that power upon themselves.

    The judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. They're in a state of insurrection with the current administration. It's a problem that cannot be resolved by typical means and will require something other than elections or legal moves to correct.

    Probably something violent.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (2Cry5)



    The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)

    74 Ah. We regularly feed our churches Young Adult group ( on a totation with some others). Can be as many as 50 or so. Always looking for economical food solutions! Aldis and Dollar General are frequent stops. Have some pork butts laid by in the freezer. Bought several back when they were on sale for under 2 bucks per pound.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:12 AM (Gqar

    Yeah, this week I did a reverse bean and beef burrito - made the filling (60% beef/ 40% refried bean) and let them fill their own tortillas with it and put on their own toppings - I have done beef both months (I make their dinner 1x/month and their dessert and fruit every weekend), so the freezer is a little bare...

    Next month, I have the bonfire meal, so no cooking for me - just hot dogs and condiments with smores ingredients and a homemade fruit and veg tray...I'm not even cooking anything!

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:15 AM (tOcjL)

    75
    I have AGS. Not a good thing. It is RAMPANT where I live.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM



    Another man made gain of function load of shit we have to put up with because they want population control, I'm sure.

    F*ck Fauci........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

    76 It'll have weakened a lot by then and will feel like a very strong monsoon to the Southwest.
    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 08:07 AM (6ydKt)

    Which would be wonderful! None of those places have been suffering from Too Much Rain lately.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (Ua/Bh)

    77 Nice account about Trump and one of the members of the Secret Service:

    https://tinyurl.com/mr2ez896

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)

    78
    Hoping for an interview today. Praying for some movement on any of the rest of things.
    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)



    Godspeed, sir.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V)

    79 The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)

    A while back Chief Justice Roberts responded to calls for impeachments of judges by saying that it was the Supreme Courts job to discipline rogue judges, not that of Congress.

    And since then he has proceeded to do jack shit about it.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:19 AM (Ua/Bh)

    80 Time to pull a Hoover.

    Tell them "POTUS will not stand and be questioned like a chicken thief by men whose names he doesn't even know," and then tell them there will be *no* press conferences going forward, and to submit all questions in writing, and don't bet any big money on getting a reply.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 08:19 AM (+oUFo)

    81 Refried Beans are the lowest form of Peasant Food. Looks like something I ate and lost. They are NOT served at the French Laundry.

    Posted by: Thurston Howell III at September 24, 2026 08:19 AM (Fn+3X)

    82 She “singled out this student and in defiance of his parents’ express instructions, pressured him to defend political positions… in front of his classmates,”

    -

    Nothing new there. The same thing happened to me years ago. But, I had several fellow students agreeing with me.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (0U5gm)

    83
    Nice account about Trump and one of the members of the Secret Service:

    https://tinyurl.com/mr2ez896
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)


    I read a book about the Secret Service White House detail. Republican presidents treated the agents respectfully, while Democratic presidents (and especially their wives) treated them like trash.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (eRlcH)

    84 75
    I have AGS. Not a good thing. It is RAMPANT where I live.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:13 AM


    Another man made gain of function load of shit we have to put up with because they want population control, I'm sure.

    F*ck Fauci........
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

    Vector here is the white tailed deer. They are everywhere, shedding lone star ticks. I personally know dozens of people with Alpha Gal, including little kids who now can’t have any dairy.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (Gqar8)

    85 Morning, news folken! JJ continues his stellar work of informing us of the REAL news. Depressing stuff, most of it, but that's where we are.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (wzUl9)

    86 Nice account about Trump and one of the members of the Secret Service:

    https://tinyurl.com/mr2ez896
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)



    Compare that to stories that came out about Hillary during the BJ years........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:21 AM (ccf/V)

    87
    Refried beans. Yum.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 08:22 AM (eRlcH)

    88 Why is an eighth grader debating politics? Shouldn't be doing like book reports on dinosaurs? There's a shady history about the t-rex that has yet to be explored and needs to be revealed.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 08:22 AM (5C90x)

    89 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    How supervisors and leaders treat their staff and protectors is a big tell on their personal character.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

    90 AGS is transmitted by ticks. Lone Star ticks in particular. Something in their saliva triggers it in humans. Been around for a long time, but only recently did the big brains find the cause.

    My ex-wife has it. From a tick bite. Years ago in the Smoky Mountains where she and my son would go with some friends several times a year. Lots of ticks there.

    And this past year was an absolute infestation of them here in KY. Deer ticks. They don't transmit AGS.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:23 AM (2Cry5)

    91 Shipping giant UPS was sending a cockpit canopy and weapons bay door to the U.S. from Australia in late May when it was diverted, Bloomberg reported on Thursday, citing sources.

    There is a doc signed by a person.
    There is a person that read the doc and moved the parts.
    Someone put those parts on the wrong plane.

    PDT needs to declare every one of those people and spy and send then directly to Hell.

    Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 08:23 AM (/+uur)

    92 After 16 Years of Democrat Rule, Is Hilton’s California Wake-Up Call Too Late?

    Hilton in California is typical magical thinking. Putting a Republican Governor in place where the Legislature has Democrat supermajorities in both houses and thinking that the Governor is going to fix the mess that the Democrats have made is madness.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

    93 Hey, I treat the female SS agents to a really good show, swimming nude in front of them. The ones that change my Depends get an eye and noseful, too.

    Posted by: My Butt's Been Wiped Joe B. at September 24, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)

    94 Vector here is the white tailed deer. They are everywhere, shedding lone star ticks. I personally know dozens of people with Alpha Gal, including little kids who now can’t have any dairy.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM



    And the government won't allow for the deer to be harvested because no one is allowed to hunt and nothing was ever done with the mysterious 'tick boxes' that were being found in various areas throughout the northeast.........

    They are doing everything to kill humanity off because the globalists think there are too many people. And very little is being done to stop them.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

    95 Movies! has on a potboiler from 1948, The Amazing Mr. X, with Turhan Bey (he of one of the Universal "Mummy" flicks) and Richard Carlson. I've finally been able to distinguish between Carlson and his lookalike, actor Hugh Marlowe. On screen he is firmer and more authoritative, for one thing.

    Marlow played famous detective Ellery Queen on TV in the '50s. I think Carlson would have made a much better EQ. Turns out he started out to be an academic (rather Ellery-like right there), got the acting bug, and not only wrote short stories but also screenplays, and directed a few movies too.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:25 AM (wzUl9)

    96 AGS is transmitted by ticks. Lone Star ticks in particular. Something in their saliva triggers it in humans. Been around for a long time, but only recently did the big brains find the cause.

    My ex-wife has it. From a tick bite. Years ago in the Smoky Mountains where she and my son would go with some friends several times a year. Lots of ticks there.



    There was a doc online somewhere that had a concoction of meds that would supposedly reverse the disease. I didn't do any research on it however, so I can't provide any details. I'm sure it's searchable.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

    97 I think the judges took that power upon themselves.

    The judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. They're in a state of insurrection with the current administration. It's a problem that cannot be resolved by typical means and will require something other than elections or legal moves to correct.

    Probably something violent.
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:09 AM (2Cry5)


    The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


    When their order is bullshit, just disregard it.
    How many divisions do they have?

    Force the supremes hand. Make them make a ruling.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (y2Cpc)

    98 88 Why is an eighth grader debating politics? Shouldn't be doing like book reports on dinosaurs? There's a shady history about the t-rex that has yet to be explored and needs to be revealed.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

    T-Rexs and most dinosaurs were gay, which is why they died out. Same thing happens to human poofters.

    Posted by: The Dead End Kids at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

    99 Hey, I treat the female SS agents to a really good show, swimming nude in front of them. The ones that change my Depends get an eye and noseful, too.
    Posted by: My Butt's Been Wiped Joe B. at September 24, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)



    Where I'm sure he knew all their names as 'Bitch,' 'Whore,' and 'Slut.'

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (ccf/V)

    100 Birdbath status?

    Posted by: Just Wondering at September 24, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

    101 I think whites should stop referring to themselves as "white" or "American."

    Our peoples have been in this land longer than any of the native tribes were at discovery in the 1600s. Those tribes moved all over, spit off--none of them were where they were found 250 years before.

    They've no greater claim than us now.

    We are the Native American Tribe: Saxon Ofersaetheod; Saxon people who went over the sea.
    Or just the Ofersaetheod Tribe.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (3cUTc)

    102 How about seats under a coolant leak? I have no problem with those losers getting dripped on my fluorocarbons.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)


    Give everyone assigned seating. Put theirs at the back. Have a rule that shouting gets you barred for 48 hours, raise your hand to be acknowledged and ask a question. Never call on them.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

    103 Why is an eighth grader debating politics? Shouldn't be doing like book reports on dinosaurs? There's a shady history about the t-rex that has yet to be explored and needs to be revealed.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026


    ***
    In my eighth grade, I was learning about English grammar and syntax, math (with some exposure to algebra), American history (including memorizing the Preamble to the Constitution), and studying the ancient Greek deities and learning the stories of The Iliad and The Odyssey. No politics, which would have bored me to the point of Extreme Unction.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (wzUl9)

    104 There is a doc signed by a person.
    There is a person that read the doc and moved the parts.
    Someone put those parts on the wrong plane.“

    The inspector looks up the signatures and finds:
    Sum Ting Wong
    Seau Seau Solly
    U Gho Nou

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (Ua/Bh)

    105 "People like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience,"

    Are we still talking about Canada?

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:29 AM (SAHhM)

    106 "saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional."

    Oh, hey; the "was likely" cause overrules everything. Maybe he should try proving it actually is before making that ruling.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 08:30 AM (BpO1e)

    107
    T-Rexs and most dinosaurs were gay, which is why they died out. Same thing happens to human poofters.
    Posted by: The Dead End Kids at September 24, 2026


    ***
    My library gives away tote bags reading "Dinosaurs Didn't Read. Now They're Extinct!"

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:30 AM (wzUl9)

    108 I'm gonna need you to point where, in the Constitution, it says that the President HAS to give access to, or communicate with, any press group.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

    They're hanging everything on that 'congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom... of the press..."

    I don't see a Congressional law, so they're clearly extrapolating out from the 'text of' to the 'spirit of' the 1st Amendment.

    Of course, these exact same people don't give a single shit about 'shall not be infringed' appearing in the same document, and less than a quarter inch below the text in question...

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 08:31 AM (gLYp7)

    109 So about the masking at the lesbian bar. How can you be eugenicist against people that won't reproduce? Aren't they already self selecting out of the gene pool?

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 08:31 AM (BpO1e)

    110 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

    Gotta admit, that's a hell of a good slogan for a library.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ)

    111 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:32 AM (77rzZ)

    112 Tell them "POTUS will not stand and be questioned like a chicken thief by men whose names he doesn't even know," and then tell them there will be *no* press conferences going forward, and to submit all questions in writing, and don't bet any big money on getting a reply.

    Being that the black robed activist tyrant imposed an arbitrary fortnight of full restoration, this is actually a great plan. For two weeks, this new plan is put into place—without explaining why. Everyone knows exactly why, but can't pin the actual words on the White House and must lie, like they always do, about the White House.

    Don't give them receipts.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:32 AM (9s47C)

    113 When Wolfus was in 8th grade, The Odyssey and The Iliad were covered under Current Events.

    Posted by: Weakly Reader at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (Fn+3X)

    114 Headscratcher question.... Why is "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college" a question on a bank's job application form? How can this possibly matter to... anything?

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (aJQbY)

    115
    Of course, these exact same people don't give a single shit about 'shall not be infringed' appearing in the same document, and less than a quarter inch below the text in question...
    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 08:31 AM (gLYp7)



    The Constitution is a living, breathing document, silly.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

    116 When I was in the 8th grade teachers complained I kept calling them "crypto-fascists."

    So that was fun.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

    117 Headscratcher question.... Why is "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college" a question on a bank's job application form? How can this possibly matter to... anything?
    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (aJQbY)



    It means you come from a poor family and aren't high falutin' enough to work in a bank.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

    118 Oh, hey; the "was likely" cause overrules everything. Maybe he should try proving it actually is before making that ruling.
    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 08:30 AM (BpO1e)

    This was my point earlier. Our legal system is constructed so that he doesn’t have to.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (Ua/Bh)

    119 So about the masking at the lesbian bar. How can you be eugenicist against people that won't reproduce? Aren't they already self selecting out of the gene pool?

    Q: What do lawyers use for a prophylactic?
    A: Their personality

    Same joke, different McGuffin.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (9s47C)

    120 A judge orders... Is there some reason why "No." doesn't work anymore?

    Posted by: Billy Shears at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (ZJEzT)

    121 The supreme court can put these federal judges in their place, no? Seems they mostly suck and are letting the feral rogue judges take power they don't have, unabaited.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)


    Well... harrumph... orders and procedures. The district judge would need to issue a permanent injunction, and then the circuit court would have to choose to hear an appeal, and then the circuit court would need to hear an en banc appeal, and THEN we, on SCOTUS, could consider the matter. I suspect that we might be able to get to in fall of 2029. -- Chief Justice John "It's a tax" Roberts

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

    122 >>>And the government won't allow for the deer to be harvested because no one is allowed to hunt and nothing was ever done with the mysterious 'tick boxes' that were being found in various areas throughout the northeast

    >When we harvest deer, the first thing is to gear up. Complete coveralls, gloves, boots and headgear. Kill, gut, and then skin. Cut off the hooves and head, bag it all and toss it in a dumpster. Hose down the carcass and hang. Ticks and fleas are nasty business. Venison is tasty.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (5C90x)

    123 Wall Street Apes-

    WOAH 1,000 Muslims per day are being registered to vote in Houston, Texas

    Yes, this is real

    The Islamic Society of Greater Houston confirms they are registering roughly 1,000 voters a week at mosques across the city of Houston

    The Muslim leaders say they will defeat Republicans and mobilize their voters for Democrats:

    “I can guarantee you, if you all go out and vote this time, Muslims’ vote will make a difference in Houston and Harris County” - President Emran Gazi

    This is the Islamic Takeover of America. Muslims will use the Democrat Party to take over our country and

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

    124 Gotta admit, that's a hell of a good slogan for a library.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Pretty good library, too. It's the branch which offers the "Any Book Club" once a month, with a different genre -- not just one book -- each time. I usually discuss an older book I've already read, like Ringworld for SF or Josephine Tey's The Singing Sands for cozy mystery.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9)

    125 Good morning!

    Posted by: Zillow at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

    126 The Constitution is a living, breathing document, silly.

    Who needs an amendment process when you have unelected, unaccountable federal judges?

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:35 AM (9s47C)

    127 So about the masking at the lesbian bar. How can you be eugenicist against people that won't reproduce? Aren't they already self selecting out of the gene pool?


    It's ok, everyone. Taylor Lorenz did some post somewhere about how lesbians drink with KN-95 masks on, so everything is fine.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

    128 When Wolfus was in 8th grade, The Odyssey and The Iliad were covered under Current Events.
    Posted by: Weakly Reader at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Yeah, I kept looking for stories in the local paper about Achilles, Ajax, and Telemachus. No luck.

    (Oddly, we do have a street here named Telemachus)

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

    129 I had a few epic debates with teachers in junior high and high school. But I was a liberal in those days, debating conservative teachers.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

    130 Saw some pics of the Lesbian bar denizens. They should mask. Everywhere.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Gqar8)

    131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

    132 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)



    NAZIS!!!!

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

    133 I learned to keep my mouth shut in school because teachers didn't like my smart ass.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (SAHhM)

    134 I had a few epic debates with teachers in junior high and high school. But I was a liberal in those days, debating conservative teachers.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)
    =====

    I tried hard to educate my teachers but they were strangely resistant.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

    135 Everyone check out the POLLS Lately? HOOCHIE MAMA.

    Blue wave we are all gonna die.
    --
    here's a data point:
    Trump approval widely swings some 24 points, from like 8 to 32 underwater.
    yet those same pollsters will have the generic ballot all clustered around +8 Dem.

    So either a whole lot of Trump-dissatisfieds are still voting R.
    Or the polls are off on one/both of those.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (3cUTc)

    136 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026


    ***
    That'll put a period to grammar discussions.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (wzUl9)

    137 >>A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.


    LOL. Was it unconstitutional when the WHCA refused to send anyone to cover events these past few days?

    Oh wait - they are not obligated to participate in anything, but the POTUS must? LOLGF

    And where were these stunning and brave journos when Obama shut out all photographers and only provided the protos from his ow in-house WH photographer?

    Posted by: Zillow at September 24, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

    138 Sock off!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE)

    139 131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood

    Cool Lets eat Grandma

    Posted by: Period Piece at September 24, 2026 08:40 AM (Fn+3X)

    140 Remember the kids in class who would wave their arms off when the teacher asked the class a question?

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar8)

    141 "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college"
    ----------------

    Actually, yes. My masters program had a calculus requirement I couldn't take on the University's schedule so they allowed me to take the course at a CC and transfer the credit.

    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (rsxnj)

    142 114 Headscratcher question.... Why is "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college" a question on a bank's job application form? How can this possibly matter to... anything?
    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 24, 2026 08:33 AM (aJQbY)

    Have you gone to a temp agency to be placed working - sometimes that's the easiest way to get hired on for that type of job in the current environment...they like you and they keep you...

    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (tOcjL)

    143 >>Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    >>That'll put a period to grammar discussions.


    All fun and games until it goes INTEROBANG!?

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:42 AM (rOKnE)

    144 I had a history teacher who informed the class that if Reagan was elected, he would take away women's right to vote and reinstate slavery.

    This shit's been going on for a very long time.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:42 AM (2Drhq)

    145 I did actually wonder sometime after looking at the picture of the women at the "Last Ditch" bar whether there was some kind of party because of a special event, because the several women had facial hair and I don't think most lesbians put on facial hair unless are men and fake transgenders. It's really odd. So is the masking up.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 08:42 AM (JrHfD)

    146 The Constitution is a living, breathing document, silly.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


    I think they handed it to Lindsay Clancy.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (y2Cpc)

    147 141 "Have you ever attended a community college or taken classes/certifications at a community college"
    ----------------

    Actually, yes. My masters program had a calculus requirement I couldn't take on the University's schedule so they allowed me to take the course at a CC and transfer the credit.
    Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 24, 2026 08:41 AM (rsxnj)

    I have two JC Associates degrees. Unrelated areas. Fast tracked the four year degree.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (Gqar8)

    148 So either a whole lot of Trump-dissatisfieds are still voting R.
    Or the polls are off on one/both of those.


    Public release polls come in two varieties:
    • to encourage campaign donations
    • to add volatility to the on-line gambling prediction markets

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (rgGn5)

    149 Saw some pics of the Lesbian bar denizens. They should mask. Everywhere.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (Gqar

    They probably want to keep the masks on so others can't see how butt ugly they are.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 08:44 AM (g8Ew8)

    150 I learned to keep my mouth shut in school because teachers didn't like my smart ass.
    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:39 AM (SAHhM)


    I kept my mouth shut. Then I was in the Navy. Then I went back to school. I no longer kept my mouth shut.

    I will say that the most raging leftist professor I ever had, a community college history professor, who spent most of every single class shrieking at me, gave me an A and offered to write me a recommendation to any four year university I chose.

    Things were different then.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

    151 140 Remember the kids in class who would wave their arms off when the teacher asked the class a question?
    Posted by: tubal

    Oooh, Oooh, Mr. Kotter!

    Posted by: Horshack at September 24, 2026 08:44 AM (Fn+3X)

    152
    I think they handed it to Lindsay Clancy.
    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (y2Cpc)



    How about that Sunny Hostin twat admitting that she was the lone holdout juror in the case against the guy who murdered, cooked and served a human to others because Hostin BELIEVES in the insanity defense.........

    You cannot live with these people anymore........

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

    153 The Trump folks should advise this judge that, since they already cancelled the WH pass of these news entities, they have to issue new ones--the old ones won't work.
    Process must be followed.

    and the estimated time to re-issue the card is 6 months as the printer is broken.
    So sorry, working fast as we can here, boss.

    F the judge.
    F his ruling.
    No one voted him king.
    Lie right to his face and dare him to do something about it.
    Because he knows he can't--these statist dick-suckers value the process as high-holy scripture.
    And when you tell them you can't change the process, breaking that is like Moses coming down the mountain with the second set of stone tablets.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:45 AM (3cUTc)

    154 The semicolon ;

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)

    155 Oh wait - they are not obligated to participate in anything, but the POTUS must?

    Didn't judges rule during his first term that he couldn't black anyone on social media, cuz he's President, but the platform could ban him at any time, cuz freedom of association - I guess?

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

    156 The semicolon ;
    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 08:46 AM (wVcYX)



    This, is the inside of my semicolon.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

    157 >>Didn't judges rule during his first term that he couldn't black anyone on social media, cuz he's President, but the platform could ban him at any time, cuz freedom of association - I guess?


    Yes, and these same journos cheered for it.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)

    158 Both Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein died in 2012. I always found that very suspicious.

    Posted by: And Convenient For TPTB at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (Fn+3X)

    159 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (wzUl9)

    160 Trump should simply fill the press room with internet bloggers, independent media and others and just tell the others "Press Room's full. Security out front should've told ya."

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

    161 >>How about that Sunny Hostin twat admitting that she was the lone holdout juror in the case against the guy who murdered, cooked and served a human to others because Hostin BELIEVES in the insanity defense.........

    You cannot live with these people anymore........



    Yeah, that is bananas.
    Truly vile.

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE)

    162 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026

    Cool:

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (g8Ew8)

    163 I have two JC Associates degrees. Unrelated areas. Fast tracked the four year degree.
    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 08:43 AM (Gqar


    I did my general education requirements at a community college. Way cheaper, the credits transferred, and the course were bureaucratic bullshit anyway since I've never needed multicultural philosophy since I finished that class and knowing the basis of the Mayan religion hasn't, noticeably, made me a more well-rounded person. Kolaches did that.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

    164 158 Both Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein died in 2012. I always found that very suspicious.

    I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (2Drhq)

    165 >>A federal judge ordered US President Donald Trump on Thursday to restore White House access for ‌journalists from CNN, MS NOW and Politico, saying his ban on the three media outlets was likely unconstitutional.

    It's right there in the Good and Plenty clause!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (wVcYX)

    166 >>Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .


    Must be from Oxford

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (rOKnE)

    167 The lesbian bar story is still being talked about on Facebook and X. The insanity of it is the apex of "woke".

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (NGWpV)

    168 I am Joe's Semicolon.

    Posted by: Readers Digest at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (Fn+3X)

    169
    I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.
    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (2Drhq)



    OH sure. Blame the black guy. Racist.......

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

    170 You cannot live with these people anymore........

    This has been true forever; our ancestors knew and that is why this cuntry started out with just white male adult property owners who would pay a tax at the polls.

    Then weak men capitulated to the Destroyers and here we are.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (pawvM)

    171 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    My favorite day. Period.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (2Drhq)

    172 158 Both Arnold Horshack and Juan Epstein died in 2012. I always found that very suspicious.

    I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.
    Posted by: Delurker

    Gabe Kaplan was at the poker table and Travolta was at the bath house.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 08:50 AM (h6CE+)

    173 The lesbian bar story is still being talked about on Facebook and X. The insanity of it is the apex of "woke".
    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 08:49 AM (NGWpV)



    Has anyone commented "I guess you're telling me the masks don't work, then?"

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

    174 169 OH sure. Blame the black guy. Racist.......

    I haven't ruled out Hotsy Totsy as a suspect.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (2Drhq)

    175 >>Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .



    Where's elipses commenter this morning?
    It's his day!!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

    176 Many of the Democrats running this year aren’t the usual squishy socialists we’re used to. They are people who hate Americans, the U.S., and the Constitution.
    --------

    LMAO. They always were. The other ones were, get this, lying. And only barely.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:52 AM (YWUqf)

    177 Leftys are only concerned about what is Constitutional when it's to their advantage.

    Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 08:52 AM (SAHhM)

    178 I *like* using the Oxford comma. It adds to clarity.

    One of the people in my former writing group hated it and made it clear that he would ignore any correction on his manuscripts putting it in, so I let that go -- there were bigger battles to be won.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (wzUl9)

    179 Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .
    Posted by: Lizzy

    Ha! ~ Bravo!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

    180 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    My favorite day. Period.


    May I quote you on that?

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (pawvM)

    181
    I haven't ruled out Hotsy Totsy as a suspect.
    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (2Drhq)



    I'm blaming Mr. Kotter's inexplicably hot wife.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

    182 Where's elipses commenter this morning?
    It's his day!!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:51 AM (rOKnE)

    Leave it to me to be late on punctualation day!

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (YWUqf)

    183 I'd like to know Freddy "Boom-Boom" Washington's whereabouts on that fateful day.
    Posted by: Delurker

    Hotsie Totsie died in 2005, so it wasn't her.

    Posted by: Principal Woodman at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (Fn+3X)

    184 Good morning folks –

    Finally got a break from my new job and wanted to say hi.

    I figure a few folks are interested in my thoughts on the election coming up, so here goes…

    First of all, I could be wrong. If I am wrong, then it would be massively wrong, and you should seriously worry about the future of the country because the voters are insane. But I don’t think I am.

    Polls – The are wrong this year again. They are so wrong that people who try to be reasonable pundits are now resorting to my -unskew the polls- methods from 2012 (which people still beat me up for). Some of the people doing this include professional pollsters. It is truly amazing to watch. I’m not going to bother trying to make any rational sense of it all, but I think there are 3 problems that are making every poll (and I mean every one of them, including people trying to get it right) wrong.

    -cont-

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (7lYvC)

    185 >>I am Joe's Semicolon.


    Slash forward, buildings crumbling. . .

    "Where is my mind?. . ."

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

    186 China: The republican party has been enamored with these guys for a hundred years, at least Trump is tariffing them to recoup their theft.

    China learned the lessons from the globalist theft of Russia in the 90s and is Sovereign. Same with Russia. Trump is trying to return our sovereignty from the globalist bankers and their debt and theft.

    Posted by: Danimal28 at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (vGw+K)

    187 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    My favorite day. Period.
    Posted by: Delurker
    --------
    He exclaims!
    Wait...is that redundant?

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (XeU6L)

    188 In this day and age of Zoom, texting and whatnot... why is there even a need for an "in person" press office and/or press pool?

    Like I've been saying... issue a daily e-mail missive of the day's events with some commentary and be done with it.

    The idiots in the "press" will trash it regardless whether it's in person or electronic.

    Or....

    Demo the press room and when a judge tells the President to stop that... stop it mid-demo and still do no in person press shit.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (2Cry5)

    189 So, 'likely' means kinda sorta maybe ?

    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (Oy/m2)

    190 >>Leave it to me to be late on punctualation day!


    Heh, then don't you dare dash out early!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

    191 1) Trump negatives – Most of the pollsters are emotionally tied to showing Trump as unpopular, and their samples are starting from the point of getting a -Trump 34%- result. This is polluting their results.
    2) White Urban Liberal over representation – The white vote in samples is heavily biased toward the urban vote.
    3) Working Class/Rural under representation – The pollsters are not getting enough from this demographic that lean hard toward the GOP. In some cases they can’t even adjust because they are getting NO sample.

    So given that the polls are trash, what can we look at?

    1) Registration – Since 2024, which was a good year for the GOP, their registration advantage has continued to grow, especially in important states like North Carolina.
    2) Redistricting – The GOP won this battle and effectively moved swing districts from states with low election integrity (CA) to states with high integrity (TX and FL).
    3) Money – The GOP has a lot more money and is spending it. That money comes from people who believe the GOP is going to win. The GOP is on track to outspend the Dems by about $1B.

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (7lYvC)

    192 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

    Just give them "access" to an empty cell in the WH. Whatever they can find out in there, they can print.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (YWUqf)

    193 Heh, then don't you dare dash out early!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September

    I might if my colon won't cooperate!

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (YWUqf)

    194 ...

    Now I am wondering about the hidden infrastructure of getting themes for every day of the year?

    Who decides? Who pays off whom?

    I await a report from CNN, MSNow, and Politico.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

    195 4) Candidates – Dems are running people who are bad fits for normal voters. A guy who thinks God is non-binary and has a favorite drag queen running against a guy who has won multiple statewide races in Texas, for example.
    5) Message – The Dems are running on who can impeach Trump the fastest. That isn’t an exaggeration. I heard the debate for the NH-1 Dem primary, and that was the platform of both candidates. Meanwhile the GOP is running on a massively long list of campaign promises that Trump has kept.

    Here is my gut feel on what will happen. I’m not alone here, David Marcus, a reporter who is on the ground talking to voters is pretty much on the same page I am.

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (7lYvC)

    196 Leftys are only concerned about what is Constitutional when it's to their advantage.

    That is not true. They declare things "Constitutional" or "Unconstitutional" because those are Magic Words that elevate their stupid opinions and attempt to shut down any argument

    For the most part, declaring something on the basis of its alleged Constitutionality usually works—except for men during domestic disputes.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (pawvM)

    197 Trump should allow hundreds more journos in so they are forced to pack in like sardines.

    Posted by: Commodore at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (V6W16)

    198 The Blaze-

    Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez while speaking in Spanish: “We are going to abolish the Department of Homeland Security so our people will no longer have to live in fear.”

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

    199 Maine – Collins wins easily against the incest guy
    NH – Toss up could go either way right now
    MI – Rogers will beat the jew hating muslim communist
    MN – While the GOP has a shot against a terrible candidate, the Somalis steal everything, including elections. I’m not getting my hopes up.
    OH – Easy win against Brown
    IA – Easy win for Hinton
    AK – I was unsure on this 3 days ago, but after the oppo dump yesterday I think Sullivan wins. The RCV there is always such a wildcard.
    NC – Close but people really underestimate Whatley, I think he wins by 2 or 3.
    GA – I just am not sure. Fundamentals favor Collins and Bottoms is going to be a huge drain for the Dems. But a couple people I know in GA are critical of the Collins strategy. Toss up in my mind right now.
    TX – Easy Paxton win. Talerico is a terrible candidate for that state. They would have had a better chance with Crockett.

    Senate will be GOP 53-55

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (7lYvC)

    200 Principal Woodman whacked them. The excuses, the laugh - he had enough.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (h6CE+)

    201 The cartel judge said the ban violates their due process.
    Due process only applies to life, liberty and property.
    Which of those interests is there in "access to the press poll at the White House?"

    He's saying the media has a property interest in reporting the news--from the White House specifically.

    Do you understand how radical this is?
    He's saying, like how you own your house, the media "owns" a right to be in the Press Room.
    Not you, not the President, not the public, not the government--the media!

    They own it and it can't be taken away without due process.

    This asshole just created a whole class of nobility above the people, the Constitution and the government--granting them a property right found no where in common law or the Constitution.

    "But, but, but! We must have differing viewpoint news!"

    Ok, then you're saying the actual Nazis at Nazi News Now should have a press pass?
    Oh, just the views you agree with, then?

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (3cUTc)

    202 Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez while speaking in Spanish: “We are going to abolish the Department of Homeland Security so our people will no longer have to live in fear.”
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)



    This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

    203 In the house, the election comes down to about 25 swing districts where the GOP already is in 22 of the seats. GOP is starting from a 203-201 base. A lot of money will be spent in these districts directly, which the Dems can’t match because they are on defense in the Senate and wasting millions in Texas. These districts are also ones that have a higher level of election integrity, so Dem cheating is limited. I think the GOP ends up taking 17 of the 25 (basically holding 17 of the 22 they currently hold) and end up at 220. Note that I also think that our best outcome for 2028 is the Dems taking a 2 or 3 seat edge in the House.

    Anyway my thoughts, YMMV.

    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (7lYvC)

    204 Comma comma comma comma, Comma Chameleon . . .
    Posted by: Lizzy
    --------

    "Only godless savages eschew the series comma"

    --Benjamin Dreyer

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (XeU6L)

    205 181 Yeah, young Bulg had a thing for Mrs. Kotter. She kinda had a Jan Smithers thing going on.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

    206 I am Joe's Semicolon.


    Who shit my pants?
    Posted by: Slow Joe

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:58 AM (y2Cpc)

    207 She kinda had a Jan Smithers thing going on.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)



    Agreed. However, she looked better with long hair. I wasn't a fan of her going with the 'dyke' look.

    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

    208 I'm reminded of all of these macho hunters regaling me with tales of how they would take the whole deer carcass, toss it of their shoulder, and pack it down to the vehicle like fucking Daniel Boone. Good luck with all of the critters that a jumping into your skivvies, you'll be picking them out later.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (5C90x)

    209 Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:53 AM (7lYvC)

    !!

    Good to see you, Dave. Truly.

    Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (gLYp7)

    210 Principal Woodman whacked them. The excuses, the laugh - he had enough.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



    I'll bet he called ICE on Epstein's mom also.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 08:59 AM (y2Cpc)

    211 Dave_in_Fla, Thank you for that report.
    I still see a +5 R gain in the House.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (DPPrP)

    212 Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (7lYvC)

    Thank you, Dave_in_Fla. I do like reading your comments.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)

    213 This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    Sure does. Where's our guy? You know the one,,,

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (h6CE+)

    214 Taylor Lorenz did some post somewhere about how lesbians drink with KN-95 masks on

    I will always laugh when I remember that old woman interviewing Chaya from Libs of Tik Tok who was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Taylor crying.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (BpO1e)

    215 Senate will be GOP 53-55
    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:56 AM (7lYvC)

    You sound confident about this.

    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (Oy/m2)

    216 Trump took over the middle and forced Democrats to own the margins.

    It left the Democrats two choices. Try to "moderate" and win an America they don't even want to exist anymore, and in the process, probably lose to some people who actually still do.

    Or go insane and just appear strong and virile like ox in their insanity. Guess which path they have chosen.

    And yes it is a choice. Democrats don't do anything by happenstance.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:01 AM (YWUqf)

    217 This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

    Sure does. Where's our guy? You know the one,,,
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


    In before the Nothing Will Happen guy.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2026 09:01 AM (y2Cpc)

    218 205 181 Yeah, young Bulg had a thing for Mrs. Kotter. She kinda had a Jan Smithers thing going on.
    Posted by: Bulg

    She was slim, not busty. Did you have different standards then?

    Posted by: Cup Size Challenge at September 24, 2026 09:01 AM (Fn+3X)

    219 3) Working Class/Rural under representation – The pollsters are not getting enough from this demographic that lean hard toward the GOP. In some cases they can’t even adjust because they are getting NO sample.”

    Nice to see you back, Dave! This point is what i suspect is making Texas polling so bad - pollsters concentrate on the 4 highest population counties, which are all Leftist strongholds.
    But Texas has 254 counties, so that leaves 250 that aren’t a part of the polling results at all.

    I’ve noticed that Texas Tribube (iirc) runs a regular poll that should be titled “what the left in Austin wants.”

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:02 AM (Ua/Bh)

    220 Dave_in_Fla

    Thank you for your cogent analysis.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ)

    221 thanks Dave!

    and good morning guys

    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 09:03 AM (j+aD2)

    222 The press has a right to be in the White House, but citizens have no right to be in the Capitol.

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (YWUqf)

    223 This seems treason.......Openly calling for the invasion and overthrow of the United States.
    Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)
    ******
    Yeah, it does. Unfortunately, I am seeing more and more people that want to totally transform this country.
    Vote like your life depends on it, because it literally does.

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

    224 3) Money – The GOP has a lot more money and is spending it. That money comes from people who believe the GOP is going to win. The GOP is on track to outspend the Dems by about $1B.
    Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM (7lYvC)

    This is where I diverge from the usual campaign spin. Messaging has become much more valuable than money in the last few major elections.

    How much money did the dems spend in the last prez election vs the Repubs? And this trend has shown up in some of the special elections since.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (g8Ew8)

    225 Dave IS here, man.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (wVcYX)

    226 I'm feeling positive about the election but I'm always wrong, so...

    I give the polls zero credence, and the prediction "markets" even less.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

    227 I'll bet he called ICE on Epstein's mom also.
    Posted by: rickb223

    Puerto Ricans are citizens and can come and go as they please.

    Posted by: Can't Vote Them Off The Island at September 24, 2026 09:05 AM (Fn+3X)

    228 218 It was before I hit puberty and discovered the wonder of boobs. I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage. Still do, many times — thus my Nicole Kidman thing.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:05 AM (77rzZ)

    229 Return them to the White House. Nobody says there has to be a Press Secretary or briefing. Let them sit their dumb asses in an empty room.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:06 AM (DPPrP)

    230 Well I've scrolled thru the links and read some of the comments, and I would have to say

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt)

    231 Polls – The are wrong this year again. They are so wrong that people who try to be reasonable pundits are now resorting to my -unskew the polls- methods from 2012 (which people still beat me up for). Some of the people doing this include professional pollsters. It is truly amazing to watch. I’m not going to bother trying to make any rational sense of it all, but I think there are 3 problems that are making every poll (and I mean every one of them, including people trying to get it right) wrong.
    --
    Unskew the polls still burns.

    But yeah, this stuff this year is so crazy.
    Like, 2024, you could tell they were lying for Harris.
    2020, the polls felt right, but I was hoping they'd be wrong.

    Now? they are wrong in every way, so broken, just useless for reading for anything.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:07 AM (3cUTc)

    232 The Texas Tribune leaned left 30 years ago. Hate to see it now.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:07 AM (h6CE+)

    233 {{{Ben Had}}}
    🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

    NotSoThoreau gave me a package to deliver to you in a certain October weekend.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

    234 Punctuation Day ‽

    Posted by: The interrobang at September 24, 2026 09:08 AM (XeU6L)

    235 Dave in Fla , good to hear from you and good analysis.
    I would love to see Tafoya flip Minn. It would serve the Dems right

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 09:08 AM (NGWpV)

    236 131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

    ".!~,?-';:

    Posted by: Gref at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (5rh/l)

    237 The interrobang

    What is the character number for that?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

    238 NaCly, I will have a return package for her.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (DPPrP)

    239 I got it, maybe:

    1 take all the chairs out of the Press Room. Make 'em stand the whole time.

    2 Have the press gaggles outside. Still no chairs, and now they're exposed to the elements. OK maybe a tent for rain and stuff

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

    240 I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage. Still do, many times — thus my Nicole Kidman thing.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Same here, Bulg. Jan S. was not a very busty lady either.

    Come to think of it, neither the first Mrs. Wolfus nor the second was truly busty.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:10 AM (wzUl9)

    241 interrobang, the ? comes first, then the !

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:11 AM (ZxPkt)

    242 There’s a code for the interrobang? Where’s Muldoon?

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:11 AM (77rzZ)

    243 What is the character number for that?
    Posted by: NaCly Dog
    ---------
    & # 8253;

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 09:11 AM (XeU6L)

    244 I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage. Still do, many times — thus my Nicole Kidman thing.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026

    ***
    Same here, Bulg. Jan S. was not a very busty lady either.

    Come to think of it, neither the first Mrs. Wolfus nor the second was truly busty.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Though Mrs. W No. 2 knew well how to use what she did have!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

    245 Mike Hammer,

    Thanks. Added to my list.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

    246
    Are either of these actually legit?!
    Are either of these actually legit!?

    Both seem silly.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (5C90x)

    247 >Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    -----


    It's going to take more than a day to correct America's apostrophe problem.

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt)

    248 3) Working Class/Rural under representation – The pollsters are not getting enough from this demographic that lean hard toward the GOP. In some cases they can’t even adjust because they are getting NO sample.
    --
    TX is a good example of this.
    Almost no "non-college" response.

    And IDK if it's always been this, but sample sizes are less than 1,000 people, as low as 600.
    For a Senate race?
    In a state of 20 million?

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)

    249 According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (jmRo5)

    250 "Hotsie Totsie," Debralee Scott was an indirect 9/11 victim, one could say. Her fiance was a Port Authority cop who died that fateful day. She went into a down-spiral of drinking after his death, and died of cirrhosis of the liver in 2005.

    Posted by: Demon Rum at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (Fn+3X)

    251 Now? they are wrong in every way, so broken, just useless for reading for anything.
    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:07 AM (3cUTc)


    They're candy for the doomers on X.

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

    252 >>It was before I hit puberty and discovered the wonder of boobs. I valued a beautiful face over pronounced hooterage.

    Right. Had a thing for Season Hubley way back when

    Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:15 AM (J4Dwc)

    253 >>I might if my colon won't cooperate!

    Just drink slowly, don't # down the beverages!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (rOKnE)

    254 TX is a good example of this.
    Almost no "non-college" response.

    And IDK if it's always been this, but sample sizes are less than 1,000 people, as low as 600.
    For a Senate race?
    In a state of 20 million?
    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (3cUTc)

    Texas population is currently estimated at 32.1 million, and still growing rapidly. Which makes your point even more emphatically.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (Ua/Bh)

    255 Jan Smithers did have a nice body. Combined with her lovely face, it put her way ahead of Loni in my book.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

    256 Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:09 AM (DPPrP)

    Hi lovely, I answered you last night but maybe too late.

    We are waiting on MRI for Brit Lass to see if this is nothing or serious. Even if it's nothing she has to have a minor surgery.

    The wait is killing me and probably her to, but she is a tough bitch rest assured. Still needs me but only barely, I'm sure. I think she's ok but it's all still a worry. Thanks for asking. 😊

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:17 AM (YWUqf)

    257 According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (jmRo5)


    Not so! They must be REAL journalists. From organizations of which I approve. Good, real, centrist, organizations like MS-THEN, of the Communist Daily. -- the judge

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

    258 Rasmussen had 6/7 battleground states correct in 2024.

    They have the senate as a toss up right now.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (jmRo5)

    259 The judge was a Trump appointee.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (h6CE+)

    260 According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:13 AM (jmRo5)

    Everybody is LARPing up in here!

    Posted by: Count de Monet, now with "PRESS" card in fedora hatband at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (wVcYX)

    261 BTW, early vote requests are starting to trickle in.

    And folks like data_republican are swarming.

    But, still too early.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (3cUTc)

    262 >>It's going to take more than a day to correct America's apostrophe problem.


    Hold my beer!

    Posted by: They/Them at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (rOKnE)

    263 Right. Had a thing for Season Hubley way back when
    Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026


    ***
    I remember her from a couple of episodes of Family. She was married to Kurt Russell for a time before he took up with Goldie Hawn, I think.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

    264 "Treason"

    The word gets a fair amount of play these days. Sadly, the right won't do anything about it whereas the left surely will.

    I think there's a fundamental misunderstanding among many on the right about just were the left wants the country to go. It'll be a rude awakening for them if it goes down.

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (2Cry5)

    265 211 Dave_in_Fla, Thank you for that report.
    I still see a +5 R gain in the House.
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:00 AM (DPPrP)

    I'm with the lovely and talented Had on this one - but it's based on Teh Feelz, and not any analysis. A good friend of mine (and fellow Moron) heard from his sister and BiL who came back from AK that Sullivan is toast, but he didn't say anything about the oppo dump on the opponent, so that probably didn't factor in the prediction.

    It really ticks me off that the media is downplaying the gains on the economy. Bloomberg, for instance, after saying for weeks before the Fed raise that Warsh needed to hike for 'credibility' purposes, now says that they're not sure that hikes will do anything. Meanwhile they still want hikes in the midst of what they say is a very strong economy. They won't say out loud that they want to sabotage Trump, but of course they want to do that. I'm glad that Rs are playing it up.

    I am, of course, running in deep blue CT, so I have to be careful about broadcasting my Trumpism. Not going to deny him, but don't want to wave a red cape in front of a Dem bull. They seem to think the Rep seat is in the bag for now.

    Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (0CU3H)

    266 Jan Smithers did have a nice body. Combined with her lovely face, it put her way ahead of Loni in my book.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Superb feet, too, I've found out in recent years.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (wzUl9)

    267 >>According to a “judge” everyone has a constitutional right to be in the White House if they call themselves a journalist.


    Except not - the WHCA cartel has been more than happy to shut out independent media bloggers, Youtubers, etc..

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (rOKnE)

    268 I'm excited about National Punctuation Day exclamation point However comma I have some concerns ellipsis

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)

    269 Just drink slowly, don't # down the beverages!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:16 AM (rOKnE)

    You're a star! Tilday, tomorrow, every day! And that's no pipe dream. The sky is delimit!

    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 09:20 AM (YWUqf)

    270 I got something weird in the mail. It was supposedly from the gop. A request for an absentee ballot card with my county’s address preprinted.

    Seems kinda sketchy.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (jmRo5)

    271 "Hotsie Totsie," Debralee Scott was an indirect 9/11 victim, one could say. Her fiance was a Port Authority cop who died that fateful day. She went into a down-spiral of drinking after his death, and died of cirrhosis of the liver in 2005.
    Posted by: Demon Rum at September 24, 2026


    ***
    I recall her as Mary Hartman's younger sister on that Norman Lear parody of soap operas.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (wzUl9)

    272 Prepare yourselves for.....

    THE ADVENT OF THE ORANGEVERSE!!!
    Saturday, Sept 26, 2026 at 11AM

    Ao, much Yuge and Luxurious Orange-osity, you can't believe it! When-

    Muh Burnt Orange Texas Longhore play The Tennessee Big Orange Satsumas in the presence of

    President of the United States of America, Donald J Trump...Bad Man Orange hisseelf!!!

    The Orangeverse is nigh, people. Believe!!!

    Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (YSUhf)

    273 Heh, then don't you dare dash out early!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September

    I might if my colon won't cooperate!
    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 08:55 AM


    I don't think I'm going to make it tilde end of the day with all of these puns.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (sIUuR)

    274 I remember her from a couple of episodes of Family. She was married to Kurt Russell for a time before he took up with Goldie Hawn, I think.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

    First saw her on an episode of The Partridge Family. She played a European princess or something.

    Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (J4Dwc)

    275 Everyone knew the removal of CNN, MSNOW and Politico wasn't gonna stand... Trump did it to make a point... He just needs to ignore their "questions" from now on .

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (+gK6I)

    276 259 The judge was a Trump appointee.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 09:18 AM (h6CE+)

    As far as current law goes, I think he’ll be upheld. Trump and his people tried to do this the quick and dirty way, but it requires a more comprehensive solution. Do away with the White House press room, and arrange for a series of small ad hoc meetings with those who are supportive as the situation calls for. Online meetings with various podcasters would be very refreshing to see.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (Ua/Bh)

    277 You're a star! Tilday, tomorrow, every day! And that's no pipe dream. The sky is delimit!
    Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Spoken like a true programmer! Excel-lent!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (wzUl9)

    278 >>You're a star! Tilday, tomorrow, every day! And that's no pipe dream. The sky is delimit!


    Back @ ya!

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (rOKnE)

    279 Darrell Harris, you have my most grateful respect for stepping up and working to make a difference.

    Well Done, Good Sir.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (DPPrP)

    280 Thanks for the morning report JJ.

    Posted by: Bchasm Phone at September 24, 2026 09:23 AM (kYfaK)

    281 >>Spoken like a true programmer! Excel-lent!


    Word to your mutha

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:24 AM (rOKnE)

    282 Has anyone mentioned the Oxford comma?

    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026 09:25 AM (Oy/m2)

    283 My cautious optimism for the election is based on what happened in 2022. All the polls said GOP red wave. Everyone hates Biden and inflation right? So the masses will revolt and vote GOP.

    Didn’t happen.

    2026 could be a mirror of 2022.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:25 AM (jmRo5)

    284 I never really caught on; pity.

    Posted by: The Princeton Semicolon at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

    285 266 Heh. Wolfus and the ladies’ feet.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

    286 282 Has anyone mentioned the Oxford comma?

    Many times, up above, in the comments.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (2Drhq)

    287 >>It's going to take more than a day to correct America's apostrophe problem.


    Hold my beer!
    Posted by: They/Them at September 24, 2026 09:19 AM (rOKnE)

    My 12th grade English / Grammar / Composition teacher, Mrs. White, would have their hash all straightened out in under 2 hours. She was the Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of HS English teachers. You learned and retained stuff in her class.

    Posted by: Count de Monet remembers diagramming sentences, endlessly at September 24, 2026 09:26 AM (wVcYX)

    288 Has anyone mentioned the Oxford comma?
    Posted by: dantesed at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Lizzy at 166, and me at 178.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:27 AM (wzUl9)

    289 Word? Perfect.

    Posted by: WayBack When at September 24, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)

    290 266 Heh. Wolfus and the ladies’ feet.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Nicole is a champ in that department too.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:27 AM (wzUl9)

    291 semicolons and single quotemarks need to get their acts together and stop half-assing it.

    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 09:28 AM (2Drhq)

    292 272 The Orangeverse is nigh, people. Believe!!!
    Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 09:21 AM (YSUhf)

    Funny you should mention that; a good friend of mine (UT Austin alum) just sent me Trump’s post where he’s saying “the fake news media has ranked Texas 1 but I think Faizon and the Vols will win Biggly”. Said friend isn’t amused.

    Posted by: TxAnn at September 24, 2026 09:29 AM (SjAWL)

    293 semicolons and single quotemarks need to get their acts together and stop half-assing it.
    Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026


    ***
    Yes! What is this nonsense now of using single quotes where a double is the standard and correct choice?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 09:29 AM (wzUl9)

    294 As far as current law goes, I think he’ll be upheld. Trump and his people tried to do this the quick and dirty way, but it requires a more comprehensive solution. Do away with the White House press room, and arrange for a series of small ad hoc meetings with those who are supportive as the situation calls for. Online meetings with various podcasters would be very refreshing to see.
    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 09:22 AM (Ua/Bh)

    Correct. There are several ways of getting around this judgement. BUT, the judge never gave a firm lawful reason to his edict. "Likely unconstitutional" is not unconstitutional.

    Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (g8Ew8)

    295 >>semicolons and single quotemarks need to get their acts together and stop half-assing it.

    "Totally!!"
    -- N-dash

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (rOKnE)

    296 If your vote is based on what someone says about college football you’re kinda retarded.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (jmRo5)

    297 Lots and lots of umlauts.

    Posted by: Bigly at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)

    298 wikiFeet is an excellent resource to peruse celebrity ladies lower appendages.

    Posted by: Arch Criminal at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Fn+3X)

    299 Impeach the judge!


    Lock up the criminal Dems!


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    You'll get nothing and like it.

    Posted by: That Guy at September 24, 2026 09:31 AM (Cjger)

    300 >>wikiFeet is an excellent resource to peruse celebrity ladies lower appendages.


    *ahem*

    Posted by: Steven Tyler at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (rOKnE)

    301 wikiFeet is an excellent resource to peruse celebrity ladies lower appendages.
    Posted by: Arch Criminal at September 24, 2026 09:30 AM (Fn+3X)

    Gnarly!

    Posted by: Spicoli at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

    302 Obligatory post to reach 300.

    Posted by: Anonymouse at September 24, 2026 09:32 AM (Fn+3X)

    303 Noodus gratia artis

    Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

    304 Art is up.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

    305 131 Today Is National Punctuation Day!
    Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)


    Does the celebration include grocer's apostrophes? (Or should I say apostrophe's?)

    Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 24, 2026 09:33 AM (OlzlW)

    306 >>Word? Perfect.
    Posted by: WayBack When

    To everything (Kern, kern, kern)
    There is a season (Kern, kern, kern). . .

    Posted by: Lizzy at September 24, 2026 09:35 AM (rOKnE)

    307
    " is direct quote
    ' is paraphrasing

    Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

    308
    Hmmm, maybe I'll call this a bacon and black bean burger chili...
    Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2026 07:53 AM (tOcjL)
    =====
    No beef means not chili.

    Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 24, 2026 09:44 AM (JNTt1)

    309 Had a pleasant dinner with NotSoThoreau in Western Kansas yesterday. 3.25 hours each way.
    Posted by: NaCly Dog

    Around the corner for you flyover folks, isn't it?
    Guy from forty minute border to border state

    Posted by: From about That Time at September 24, 2026 09:51 AM (sl73Y)

    310 the school was named a National Blue Ribbon School by the Department of Education

    ... and that should "open a whole new can of fraud"

    Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 09:52 AM (RHGPo)

    311 "The time will come when Norwegians will regret their government's hostility toward Israel."

    The time will come when even normies realize that "Israel is our greatest ally" is perhaps one of the most successful in history marketing slogans in history.

    Posted by: agape realm at September 24, 2026 10:14 AM (7d+DK)

    Daily Tech News 24 September 2026

    Top Story



    Tech News

    • VSCode's SSH agent is bananas. (Fly)

      Oh, that's from last year. Maybe it's been fixed.

      Nope.

      The thread at Hacker News is a mix of idiots proclaiming their undying love for the regurgitated dog's breakfast that is VSCode and its SSH agent and despairing sysadmins and people with half a clue generally noting that not only will VSCode fork bomb the remote server, it allows the remote server to do the same to the client.

      And it gets worse from there.


    • Got Nethack Hack ported to my 1980s 10-bit home computer. It didn't fit, though. The binary was 170k on a VAX - I found an original Usenet post reporting that - but compiled to 280k on my microcomputer architecture, and the emulator only gives it 256k. The VAX wasn't particularly fast which is why it was later eclipsed by RISC architectures, but the code was concise.

      So I tried reinventing the UCSD p-System to see if that could solve the problem and it shrank the binary to just under 100k. So now I'm building a Pascal compiler written in Pascal that runs in the emulator and produces virtual instructions that are interpreted by a runtime on the emulated processor.

      I did say I was going to give Claude Opus 5.5 a try, and this is what I'm doing with it.


    Extended Musical Interlude Because There's No News




    Bonus Bonus Musical Interlude I Guess
    For those not swimming in this stuff, P(doom) is the probability that AI is going to kill us all. So this bright and cheerful mostly AI-generated song is... Not.



    Disclaimer: Not a new.

    Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




    Comments

    (Jump to bottom of comments)

    1 "Nothing happened. Then, after a while, nothing continued to happen."

    And no link for that so that's consistent...

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 04:34 AM (O7YUW)

    2 all of the good bands out there and you had to post motley fool

    Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 04:34 AM (jrgJz)

    3 G'Day everyone

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:37 AM (Ia/+0)

    4 Nothing happened. Then, after a while, nothing continued to happen.

    A watched pot never boils.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:38 AM (6ydKt)

    5 Guten morgen, horde.

    Posted by: clarence at September 24, 2026 04:44 AM (dyStT)

    6 Bonus Bonus Musical Interlude I Guess

    wtf did I just watch?

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:50 AM (6ydKt)

    7 'what the cat drug in' needs to go see Dr. Feelgood.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:53 AM (6ydKt)

    8 @6/SpeakingOf: "wtf did I just watch?"

    AI slop.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 04:55 AM (O7YUW)

    9 Mornin'

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 04:56 AM (sAmhv)

    10 I'll be upping my P Doom as well

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

    11 First assumed it was Japanese, then blew it up on phone that it was in English with English subtitles

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 04:58 AM (Ia/+0)

    12 Good morning, All.

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 05:02 AM (RYmEM)

    13 Surprised CBD hasn't brought up the FWP about toothpaste tubes, the old ones were metal based you could roll up. Now seem to be vinyl and are impossible to get everything out of one

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 05:03 AM (Ia/+0)

    14 Have a great day horde

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 05:06 AM (Ia/+0)

    15
    g'mornin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2026 05:09 AM (AMvSw)

    16 Good morning, folks!

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:13 AM (JrHfD)

    17 Now seem to be vinyl and are impossible to get everything out of one
    Posted by: Skip

    If you're diligent, you can get most of it. Dexterity helps.

    Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 24, 2026 05:16 AM (Fv808)

    18
    *clicking teletype in background*

    Good morning, Hordians.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:47 AM (eRlcH)

    19 Surprised CBD hasn't brought up the FWP about toothpaste tubes, the old ones were metal based you could roll up. Now seem to be vinyl and are impossible to get everything out of one
    Posted by: Skip

    I sometimes end up cutting the bottom of the tube off to reach the last of the toothpaste.

    Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 05:56 AM (lJ0H4)

    20 A more recent hymn 1982 -"Heal me hands of Jesus"

    https://tinyurl.com/yvp4xk5b

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 05:56 AM (JrHfD)

    21 A happy Thor's Day evening and morning to the late toilers and early risers! Second day of fall, innit?

    Pixy, I'm pleasantly startled by your musical interludes today. I've never seen Annie Lennox with, you know, *hair*; without that severe short haircut she's quite attractive. "Big Love" I only discovered recently from hearing on my local '80s oldies station. Apparently I missed it on Top 40 radio when it was new, or perhaps my long-time local AM station, which was starting to play about 25% oldies, didn't have it on their playlist.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 06:00 AM (wzUl9)

    22 Mornin', Horde. 64 degrees, going up to 72 in Kentuckiana. Nice change from last week's mid-to-upper 90s.

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 06:01 AM (NcvvS)

    23 And it gets worse from there.
    ****

    Same as it ever was.... (sigh)

    Posted by: clarence at September 24, 2026 06:04 AM (dyStT)

    24 A little less humidity starting today, says the Fox outlet weather maven. I stuck my hand outside the door and drew it back feeling as if I'd dipped it in warm slime, so maybe that "little less" is not here yet. Or their idea of "a little less" is a drop from 80% humidity to 78%.

    Still, I need to work out. Maybe just a slow mile today.

    The furry hogs are doing well; I didn't lock anybody in a closet last night, and I think they both slept with me part of the time.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

    25 64 going to 79 here in Nashville land. Finally out of the 90's thank goodness.

    Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2026 06:05 AM (lJ0H4)

    26 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

    Posted by: olddog in mo at September 24, 2026 06:05 AM (Hbeqj)

    27 Surprised CBD hasn't brought up the FWP about toothpaste tubes, the old ones were metal based you could roll up. Now seem to be vinyl and are impossible to get everything out of one
    Posted by: Skip


    ***
    It takes the strength of a Hulk or a Mr. Incredible -- and you're right, they don't roll up.

    Not to mention the brands we grew up with like Pepsodent and Colgate are $4-5 even at Walmart. I buy the Aim brand which is still $1.00. Dollar Tree used to carry some brands not made in China, but they're $1.25 now for a smaller tube than the Aim.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

    28 After watching the latest video from ElectroBoom on YouTube about him trying to fix his pressure washer, the end of the video had an unrelated section where he talked about getting that spray filler foam all over his hands and it wasn't coming off, even when trying to use acetone.

    So that got me wondering if anyone had ever used that sticky nasty filler foam to vandalize flock cameras.

    One quick search later... Yep. Apparently so.

    https://tinyurl.com/bdhmhzy9

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 06:11 AM (O7YUW)

    29 During WWII metals of all kinds were in short supply, and rationed along with everything else. I read in order to purchase a tube of toothpaste, you had to return the empty tube in exchange. I think they were made of soft tin or lead. Those with long memories might recall shampoo supplied in glass bottles. What could go wrong?

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 06:12 AM (PbQyP)

    30 I had such a nice time getting my hair cut the other day. I didn't get to see my regular stylist ( whom I really appreciate, and is a dear, and whom I have gone to for over 25 years) because it takes a while to get an appointment and it needed to be cut NOW. The woman at one of those cheaper places told me her mother liked old movies and so she named her after Scarlett O'Hara. We had a great talk about wonderful old movies.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:12 AM (Aqpmr)

    31 Speaking of Walmart, I drove out to an exurban one just for fun. That parish's non-food sales tax is now 10%!!! It's 5% for food, yes, but a lot of what I buy is non-food like toilet paper, cat food, shampoo, etc. And here I thought the 9.78% near me was bad. No more runs out to that store for sure.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

    32 From Mr. K: In other words, the public wants a say, and it wants at least some controls in place.
    ****

    And he jumps on the regulatory capture train.

    Posted by: clarence at September 24, 2026 06:14 AM (dyStT)

    33 On the good side here, no more annual "brake tag" auto inspection, which costs $25. Cops have been directed not to give any more tickets if you don't have the sticker or it's expired; the city has paused the issuance of stickers; and they say they will mail you a QRC based on your registration which you can affix to your car yourself.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 24, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

    34 @31/Wolfus: You're going to see a lot more of that (taxes going up.) Governments everywhere are already so far in debt that if they were private entities, they'd have already been forced into chapter 13 bankruptcy and liquidated. The fact that they're not says a lot about how lawless they really are.

    So, while they continue to operate while they're functionally insolvent, they will show signs of desperation for revenue, and increased taxes, fees, and fines are some of those signs.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 06:19 AM (O7YUW)

    35 Morning, one and all. So it looks like Winnie does have pancreatitis. We're going to change her diet a bit and follow up in a month to see if there are improvements.

    Domo's blood draw went well. Especially because everyone fussed over him.

    As for Winnie, she played therapy dog to a guy who looked like he was having a very bad day. And she saw an English Bulldog which really puzzled her.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 06:19 AM (BpO1e)

    36 Dollar Tree, etc. make their money on tiny quanitites.

    Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 24, 2026 06:20 AM (36x1j)

    37 A few years ago on a hobby forum discussion group one of the members allowed he was fined $120 for putting the garbage can out on the wrong day in his burg. State of New Jersey, somewhere. The entire model of local government was set up a long time ago based upon an economic model that has been killed and eaten.

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 06:24 AM (PbQyP)

    38 Low 50s in the burbs of Babylon DC. I might golf later today. Or not. Haven't golf much this year. I love golfing, just don't do it enough.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2026 06:24 AM (sAmhv)

    39 Consequently they no longer have the revenue coming in to support all these antique or legacy government entities or programs. So to compensate they have to be very aggressive on stupid things like garbage cans. Hotel taxes and and speed traps will only go so far. It would seem to setup a very antagonistic relationship between the taxpayers.

    “What do you do for a living, Bob?”

    “Well I drive around town and look for garbage cans placed out on the street on the wrong night and other code violations” Sleep well, gang! They are on it.

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 06:28 AM (PbQyP)

    40 They used to make a plastic roller in a case. You slid the end of the toothpaste tube into the slot. Then you could roll it up as you go. Would let you get most of the stuff out of the tube. I still have one, bought at a garage sale.

    Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 24, 2026 06:29 AM (bkuEU)

    41 @40/Notsothoreau: I remember those. Useful little devices.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 06:37 AM (O7YUW)

    42
    Her Majesty and The Big Dummy are in McDonald, TN, outside of Chattanooga, for shows starting today. These will be the final shows with us for TBD; he returns to his Ohio home afterwards.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:37 AM (eRlcH)

    43 SpeakingOf

    No, I don't need to see it/that/them

    Posted by: Kittens! at September 24, 2026 06:42 AM (LOZbR)

    44 G'mornin all y'all
    God is good.
    Pass it on.

    Posted by: Okjohn at September 24, 2026 06:46 AM (Rwdkj)

    45 You've got to grab the new toothpastes and flatten them out, squeezing all the remaining toothpaste to the top.

    Then, after you've worked your way up to the very top squeeze really hard with your fingers right in the center of the tube below the top part and then push your fingers upwards towards the tube opening and the last bit will come out.

    I've been working on my current toothpaste tube for about a week like this trying to get the last bit.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:46 AM (6ydKt)

    46
    Consequently they no longer have the revenue coming in to support all these antique or legacy government entities or programs.

    I live in a town that was once very small (pop. 800) but an enormous housing development was put in a few years ago a couple of miles north of us and now there's some 8000 people. A huge Palais de Justice and fire/police station were built.

    But for us country cousins, things haven't changed. There aren't any street lights at corners. To get to our house at night is almost impossible because none of the signs can be read.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:46 AM (eRlcH)

    47 I had a fun fight with the county when we were renting. The county refused to pick up my recycling and left me a nastygram about trash being in there.

    "If we see trash, we aren't going to pick up the bin."
    "Let me get this straight. I am supposed to stand guard all night over my bin to make sure no one throws any trash in the recycling. Try again."

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 06:46 AM (BpO1e)

    48
    As for Winnie, she played therapy dog to a guy who looked like he was having a very bad day.

    They may be stubborn and oblivious at times, but there's nothing more empathetic than a sighthound. When we tragically lost our puppy Phoenix, Diana never left Her Majesty's side.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:49 AM (eRlcH)

    49
    "If we see trash, we aren't going to pick up the bin."

    Then they'll take it to the landfill and dump it with the rest of the trash.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:51 AM (eRlcH)

    50 Leaf collection has turned into a huge money pit.

    A nice fall ritual. Rake leaves into a pile. Burn them. Done.

    Now? Huge pain in the ass, fleets of specialised trucks, crews, containers. Clown world

    Posted by: Common Tater at September 24, 2026 06:53 AM (PbQyP)

    51 >>They used to make a plastic roller in a case. You slid the end of the toothpaste tube into the slot. Then you could roll it up as you go. Would let you get most of the stuff out of the tube. I still have one, bought at a garage sale.

    There's a device, 2 plastic bars held closely together. You slide the end of the toothpaste tube into it and squeeze the tube as you use it up.

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 06:58 AM (NcvvS)

    52 Dogs know when things aren't right.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 07:03 AM (O5BzH)

    53 Good Morning.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 07:03 AM (O5BzH)

    54 G'mornin' everyone!

    "Nothing happened. Then, after a while, nothing continued to happen." best news I've heard all day!

    P-code! LOL!
    back in the first days of the IBM 5150 the available languages were UCSD Fortran and UCSD Pascal ... we bought both.
    Both shipped as empty boxes; they weren't quite ready yet.

    so I wrote the first program for it (a Teletype emulator) in Basic.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:05 AM (VyBeY)

    55 I'm not sure what was going on with the man and I didn't want to ask. He sounded like he was ready to break down. He saw Winnie and said he loved Greyhounds but he knew not to get close since they are timid.

    I said "According to who? Come on over." Winnie went right up to him and demanded petting.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 07:07 AM (BpO1e)

    56 Good morning morons

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:07 AM (RIvkX)

    57 - @44 Okjohn

    Amen!!!

    Posted by: TeeJ at September 24, 2026 07:08 AM (vLMbp)

    58 Good morning! Summer is gasping here in Cowtown. A little breezy and warm this morning, headed for the mid 90s with triple digits tomorrow then dropping off daily for a week or so, might even hit 70 in the next 10 days or so.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 24, 2026 07:08 AM (3Ope8)

    59 Morning all. Thx Pixy
    43° when I walked to store at 5 AM. We may get a noreaster starting Friday evening. Or we won't. The forecasters don't have a clue of the track yet

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 07:08 AM (NGWpV)

    60 Hi Franpsycho, my name is Connie Chan, and I’m running for Congress to stand up for our families, and for our city. I’m a working mom. I’m an immigrant. And I’m proud to be endorsed by teachers, nurses, firefighters, and congressional leaders like Ro Khanna, Nancy Pelosi, Pramila Jayapal, and Jared Huffman. We’ve got seven days until ballots drop, can I count on your support?

    Check out our new video here: https://www.conniechansf.com/people-power

    Paid for by Connie Chan for Congress. Stop to quit
    ======

    Commie bitch. This person has been elected to the board of supervisors twice and has done JACK SH*T in office except help bring this city down.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:09 AM (RIvkX)

    61 @60 SF, is she going to beat Weiner ?

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 07:12 AM (NGWpV)

    62 Commie bitch. This person has been elected to the board of supervisors twice and has done JACK SH*T in office except help bring this city down.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:09 AM (RIvkX)
    ---
    In her worldview that's a feature, not a bug.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 07:12 AM (FZ29D)

    63 "Criminal liability" for AI criticism? And data centers too?

    All of rural Ohio, please report to the nearest prison.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:13 AM (4WxOo)

    64 Commie bitch. This person has been elected to the board of supervisors twice and has done JACK SH*T in office except help bring this city down.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    That hardly distinguishes her from the rest of them.

    Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 24, 2026 07:13 AM (Fv808)

    65 Good morning Horde. May I hang around with you?

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 07:13 AM (Gqar8)

    66 I can't imagine she will win but we still lose.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

    67 Annie Lennox is a pretty adept knitter, it turns out.

    Come the HQ, learn stuff.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:16 AM (4WxOo)

    68 Connie Chan is the Supervisor for my district. She is invisible, useless, and simply a union shill for the Party. She is not American.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

    69 So, will Hurricane Polo hit California?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2026 07:19 AM (2GVsD)

    70 My wife and I went to a Fleetwood Mac tribute performance a wekk ago. They were extremely good, did 15 or 20 songs. We felt like it was the 80’s again for a couple of hours. A nice break.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 07:19 AM (Gqar8)

    71 67 Annie Lennox is a pretty adept knitter, it turns out.

    Come the HQ, learn stuff.
    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:16 AM (4WxOo)

    Really? That is my wife’s thing. Extremely good at it.

    Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 07:20 AM (Gqar8)

    72 I remember an essay from a lady who is a devout Democrat and lives in SF. She complained about the crime and wanted things to be cleaned up but she knew it would mean not voting for a dem.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 07:21 AM (BpO1e)

    73 reminds me of living in Chicago, SFp, commies were a little more reticent in those days, but I had more than one for an alderman.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:21 AM (VyBeY)

    74 ****
    N Y A E N
    E O L R D
    V U E G A
    E U T O N
    R P Y N D
    G N O N D
    O E U A E
    N V D R S
    N E O U E
    A R W N R
    G G N A T
    I O N R Y
    V N E O O
    E N V U U

    Posted by: clarence at September 24, 2026 07:22 AM (dyStT)

    75 As expected the commie tools (CNN etc) got a judge to order Trump to let them back into the White House. It was nice while it lasted.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:26 AM (+8YuZ)

    76 Neither candidates' campaign goes any farther than "they hate me because..."

    Scott Weiner has a legislative record, but he is hiding all the great work he has done for p3dophiles and child abusers.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2026 07:27 AM (RIvkX)

    77 Lol

    Posted by: Okjohn at September 24, 2026 07:27 AM (Rwdkj)

    78 I am still reading "True Grit" along with a helpful book by a Christian therapist, "What the Bible says about managing stress" and the book about growing up from the 1930's on by the daughter of the man who was the patriarch of our church.

    This bit from "True Grit" made me laugh- Mattie Ross says:

    "Rooster talked all night. I would doze off and wake up and he would still be talking. Some of his stories had too many people in them and were hard to follow but they helped to pass the hours and took my mind off the cold."

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 07:27 AM (JrHfD)

    79 74: Took me a moment.

    Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 07:29 AM (BpO1e)

    80 75, yup, right on schedule.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 24, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)

    81 AI and data center spending is either a critical investment in the future or the biggest tulip bulb craze in history.

    Place your bets, ladies and gents.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:31 AM (Zv3V4)

    82 That's EXACTLY how the doom will happen Pixie. With bright cheery songs (though more likely to be naked AI women than sunflowers) telling us how to kill ourselves. And the AI believers will throw the switch because a computer can't be wrong. Right?

    Ooh, look at the pretty flash on the horizon....

    Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2026 07:34 AM (kU0PQ)

    83 JJS.

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 24, 2026 07:36 AM (NcvvS)

    84 Also, daaaaang, Pixie. Look at you remaking the bit world in your fashion.

    Posted by: GWB at September 24, 2026 07:36 AM (kU0PQ)

    85 AI reminds me of the personal agent from Asimov's Foundation, the talking house that was used to research other citizens, set up appointments, order food deliveries and all sorts of tasks. Probably, Asimov would recognize lots of aspects of modern life.

    Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2026 07:42 AM (paOhA)

    86 Nothing from m today... Nor in JJ's thread, nor in the art thread, nor in the rant up till now.

    Hrm.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 11:16 AM (O7YUW)

    87 This month (September 2026) marks the 70th anniversary of the first commercially available hard disk drive, the IBM Type 350 Disk File. Weighing more than a tonne, it incorporated 50 24-inch diameter aluminium disks stacked on a cantilevered spindle rotating at 1,200 rpm, with data recorded in 100 concentric tracks on each side of each disk. This arrangement provided 5 million 7-bit characters of data storage, a much higher capacity than any similar storage device of the time.

    Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2026 09:22 PM (gWCxi)

    Wednesday Night ONT - September 23, 2026 [TRex]

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    Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order.

    Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

    If you're a troll, go away.

    This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please. The monkey doesn't want to hear it.

    Top photo: Hear no evil. Speak no evil and see no evil were unavailable at the time of the photo]

    ***

    ONT Department of Life Advice

    The risk of triple airborne Ninja cat attacks in Japan may be low, but is never zero.

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    You have been warned.

    ***

    I have questions, but not sure I really want the answers

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    ONT Department of Petrol Nostalgia

    Where and when?

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    ONT Department

    Record heatwaves in France set to make champagne stronger

    Champagne lovers may find themselves getting tipsy more quickly after French producers have been given the go-ahead to raise the alcohol content in a bottle of bubbly for the first time following this summer's record heatwave.

    Winemakers can temporarily produce champagne with an alcohol content of up to 15% - above the 13% cap, industry officials have said.

    The extreme heat and drought produced grapes with exceptionally higher sugar levels. Yeast converts sugar into alcohol during fermentation.

    The temporary increase in champagne's alcohol content is only expected to affect a small number of wines, a spokeswoman for the Comite Champagne told the BBC.

    During the second fermentation process, which gives champagne its bubbles, "a very small number of wines from this harvest could have slightly exceeded the regulatory limit of 13%, reaching around 13.1% or 13.2%."

    "Therefore a decision was made to exceptionally and temporarily increase the regulatory limit to 15% - only for this year," she said.

    I shouldn't be surprised but I did not know that French regulations set the max for Champagne. That being the case, I'm also surprised at the decision. Only a small number that might possibly go over by a tenth or two, so let's raise the limit by two percent. If you're going over, might as well go big!

    Reader warning: reporting from BBC, so caveat emptor.

    ***

    ONT Department of Flying Sharks

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    ONT Department of Road Trips

    Bookmark this and save it for later when you have proper time to watch.

    ***

    Mandatory Metallica

    Orion live from 2018:

    You're welcome.

    ***

    ONT Department of Flashbacks

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    Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

    Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Project Farm. Todd is the YouTube modern day version of Consumer Reports. He takes a product segment, buys the products, evaluates them and shares the results.

    The YouTube genre of product comparisons is crowded. "Buy this!" "Avoid this!" "Epic comparison of XYZ tools!" Most come across as shallow and clickbait. Todd has a formula that is not shouty, consistent, and infuses science and objective measures to reach concrete conclusions.

    He started nine years ago with videos that mostly asked and answered "Does this work?" type questions. He accepts no sponsorships or promotional items from manufacturers. He relies on YouTube and Patreon for funding.

    His niche is the shop and home - hand and power tools, lubricants, batteries, cleaners, flashlights, engine additives, paper shredders, etc. He tries brand names and no-names across the range from expensive to cheap.

    The channel has over 3.93 million subscribers. Video counts vary by product, but often approach and exceed a million views each. He typically posts one new video a week.

    This review of AA batteries is representative:

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    Pittsburgh Scanner

    The Pittsburgh police scanner is an internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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    Bad Leroy Brown for the big ONT finish:

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    Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly sorted and processed. Are you lurking ????

    Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




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    1 45gvw5vytw4vyw

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

    2 Howdy, beloved Horde!

    Posted by: Emmie at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (OlzlW)

    3
    I had that queued up in notepad.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

    4 Top 5?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (wzUl9)

    5 Ugh!

    Posted by: lin-duh at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (VCgbV)

    6 Damn dirty ape!

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (Cqx++)

    7 I’ll never think, as I have in the past, the same about Ronald Reagan


    https://youtu.be/U9o-68M0bCU?t=2665

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (Pee1E)

    8 Evenin'

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 10:02 PM (sAmhv)

    9 Good evening morons en bedankt Dino

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

    10 Where and when?"

    Is that you, Ethyl?

    / yeah, I know

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:03 PM (pfXMo)

    11 Thanks for the ONT.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

    12
    When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the wayyyy, except when you look like a Shark!

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:04 PM (mmrXZ)

    13 Metallica died with Cliff.

    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 23, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

    14 Evening, Horde...

    How goes it?

    I finished my book just before the ONT, so now I need to find something else to read.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 10:04 PM (FZ29D)

    15
    Actually, jets look like sharks. How ironic for the boys of the West Side.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (mmrXZ)

    16 The Southland gas station picture: The car on the right is a '57 Chevy, but the one on the road looks more like a pre-1965 Ford. So no earlier than late '56 and probably not later than '70, though gas prices like those were still around in the very early '70s.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (wzUl9)

    17 Hey, I'll feed you in my U haul. Also, help me with this couch.

    Posted by: Buffalo Bill at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (6hdc0)

    18 Jim Croce. There's a guy who died too young.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:06 PM (wpRMV)

    19 I have questions, but not sure I really want the answers"

    I'm guessing a wipe chopper/macerator?

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:06 PM (pfXMo)

    20 I have questions, but not sure I really want the answers

    Macerating toilet?

    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)

    21 I have problems with Duracel batteries leaking.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 10:08 PM (Cqx++)

    22 The Southland gas station picture"

    Doesn't "southland" = 7-11?

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:08 PM (pfXMo)

    23 I watched both Sesame St and Mr. Rogers with sons in their playroom.

    The Lady Elaine Fairchilde puppet creeped me out but they never said anything. She's exactly how my 9th grade algebra teacher looked who flunked me (I had my parent's permission to retake the class as she was rude to my mother mid-term).

    The best Mr. Rogers, ever, was when he was doped up in a hospital gown for his tonsils removal. I laughed as he almost flashed us all getting on the gurney. Toddler son had no idea what the deal was and the other boy was an infant. Mama gone crazy.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (hzuYO)

    24 I have questions, but not sure I really want the answers

    -------

    Boat heads have macerators. Think garbage disposal, but for shit.

    Okay, maybe don't think.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (wpRMV)

    25 Maybe some sort of propeller to prevent clogs?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

    26 Jim Croce. One of my favorite singers. He wrote and sang some really good ones. Taken from us way to soon. He was a such a nice guy, hard to believe he was from Philadelphia.

    Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (xJpuh)

    27 I've got Jim Croce on my playlist but not that one.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

    28 Jim Croce was something out of the ordinary. "You Don't Mess Around With Jim," "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown," "Operator," and others were not enough.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:09 PM (wzUl9)

    29 45gvw5vytw4vyw

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

    Not quite as catchy as covfefe...

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (vE0+H)

    30 I haven't listened to Jim Croce in a long time. Part of my youth.

    Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

    31 I was thinking late 50s for the cars myself. So probably around 1960 for the actual year.

    Evening, Horde! Theoretically at some point I'll have that interview but today was not that day!

    Oh well. Time to do my pre-bed rituals and hope for a good night's sleep and a more productive tomorrow.

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (aJQbY)

    32 ONT Department of Flying Sharks


    Sharknado origin story looks kinda fun

    Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (r7+Q7)

    33 I remember seeing Mr. Rogers the first time and thinking, "who's the pushover in the funny sweater?"

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

    34

    Mr. Rogers vs. Julia Child

    youtu.be/e0Pfj4MVUZE

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)

    35 Whoever designed that Southland sign couldn't decide if it was going to be a hanger or a standup.

    Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2026 10:13 PM (Q+gd/)

    36 Good evening good people.

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 10:14 PM (GP7ZF)

    37 I have questions, but not sure I really want the answers

    Macerating toilet?
    Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 23, 2026 10:07 PM (ExV1e)

    InPoopErator brand.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2026 10:14 PM (wVcYX)

    38 The Southland gas station picture: The car on the right is a '57 Chevy, but the one on the road looks more like a pre-1965 Ford. So no earlier than late '56 and probably not later than '70, though gas prices like those were still around in the very early '70s.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026


    ***
    Rethinking that: If the car on the left is a '63 or '64 Ford, as I think it is, this pic must be from no earlier than late 1962, when the first '63s hit showrooms. So, between August, say, of '62 and late '73. The first oil crisis erupted in early '74 and prices such as .29/gallon were a memory.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)

    39 Hump Day !!!

    Posted by: Adriane the Camel Critic. . . at September 23, 2026 10:15 PM (3ZUWJ)

    40 Yay, ONT!

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 23, 2026 10:15 PM (+9wcF)

    41 Like the pine trees lining the winding road
    I've got a name, I've got a name
    Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
    I've got a name, I've got a name
    And I carry it with me like my daddy did
    But I'm livin' the dream
    That he kept hid
    -Jim Croce

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

    42 The Dino is temporarily unavailable. Likely chasing down some sauropods. He will be along eventually. Probably.

    Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 10:17 PM (41CYW)

    43 Maybe some sort of propeller to prevent clogs?"

    Especially in parts of the world where wipes are commonly used, and there's not much hot water...

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 10:19 PM (pfXMo)

    44 Happy WONT! Thanks, TRex!

    What happened to *the fourth monkey*? You know, the one with hands over crotch: "spread no evil"...

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 10:19 PM (rdVOm)

    45 Another swell Wednesday ONT, T Rex!

    Great nostalgia trips herein.

    And thanks for the fine folks of Pittsburgh for once again providing entertainment of the head shaking variety!

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 23, 2026 10:19 PM (D/6p1)

    46 The Dino is temporarily unavailable. Likely chasing down some sauropods.
    Posted by: scampydog

    My Theory of Dinosaurs and mine alone:

    (Clears throat)

    “All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end.”

    Thank you very much!

    Posted by: Anne Elk at September 23, 2026 10:21 PM (GP7ZF)

    47 Jim Croce. There's a guy who died too young.

    And Maury Muehleisen who IMO is one of the most tragically underappreciated guitarists of the era.

    Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 10:22 PM (vTZFs)

    48 mmrXZ)

    16 The Southland gas station picture: The car on the right is a '57 Chevy, but the one on the road looks more like a pre-1965 Ford. So no earlier than late '56 and probably not later than '70, though gas prices like those were still around in the very early '70s.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:05 PM (wzUl9)

    I agree - in fact with those round taillights, I think the road car is a ‘64 Ford Galaxie. So agree with you, my guess would be late 60’s for the pic.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 10:22 PM (Ua/Bh)

    49
    *parks car on front yard*

    Good evening, Hordians.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 10:24 PM (eRlcH)

    50 *parks car on front yard*

    Good evening, Hordians.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
    -------------
    Damnit H7, you better have fixed that oil leak.

    Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 10:25 PM (41CYW)

    51 Jim Croce's son AJ is a songwriter in his own right. He's currently doing a tour featuring the songs of his father.

    https://youtu.be/PTbyM0dpqXY

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 10:25 PM (08OqX)

    52 100th anniversary for Route 66 this year. I was lucky enough to drive the section from Amarillo to Albuquerque this year. I've probably driven about 75% of it over the years. I'll probably never finish it all. No desire to visit LA or Chicago.
    Lots of great scenery and interesting things to see along the way. It's kind of sad seeing all the old falling down motels and gas stations and thinking about what it was like many years ago.

    Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 23, 2026 10:25 PM (Lo97M)

    53 Good evening folks. No alcohol tonight for some reason. Didn't get any work done though.

    Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2026 10:26 PM (CHHv1)

    54 California’s oldest continuously family-owned winery announces Chapter 11 bankruptcy after 168-year run
    By Erica Andrews
    Published Sep. 23, 2026, 4:40 p.m. PT

    California’s oldest continuously family-owned winery has survived earthquakes, Prohibition, wildfires and a pandemic — but a crushing pile of debt has finally forced the 168-year-old Sonoma institution into bankruptcy court.

    Gundlach Bundschu Winery announced that it has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection as the sixth-generation family behind the historic estate scrambles to restructure its finances and potentially bring in a new investor.
    ======

    Thanks, Gavin!

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)

    55 53 Good evening folks. No alcohol tonight for some reason. Didn't get any work done though.

    ---------

    I think I see the problem here.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:27 PM (wpRMV)

    56 I absolutely LOVED Croce as a teenager.
    Had a chance to meet his wife once at her restaurant in San Diego.

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 10:27 PM (2Ez/1)

    57 Southland Corp. got it's start in Dallas much earlier than that gas station photo.

    Posted by: Big Bite Benny at September 23, 2026 10:27 PM (Fn+3X)

    58 JQ, LS, and others: TRex is offline for a bit. Which means we can pick on him at will. Last I heard he had watched King Kong and was inspired to try to climb the Empire State Building (short arms causing some troubles). Apparently instead of scrambling the airplanes, they're rolling in the tanks to deal with him on the ground.

    Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 10:29 PM (41CYW)

    59 56 I absolutely LOVED Croce as a teenager.
    Had a chance to meet his wife once at her restaurant in San Diego.

    ----------

    Did you hit on her? Be honest.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:29 PM (wpRMV)

    60

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMG-Mi9I0-k


    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:29 PM (Pee1E)

    61 As for the location, the 'Net says that Southland Oil is headquartered in Yazoo City, MS. Thus this pic could have been taken somewhere in the American South . . . except that further research says that Southland filed for incorporation in November of '83. Maybe there was an earlier company by that name?

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:29 PM (wzUl9)

    62 We grow our grapes and tend our vines,
    To make the finest tasting wines.

    Posted by: Ernest and Julio at September 23, 2026 10:29 PM (Fn+3X)

    63 Route 66.
    For a year I lived between Barstow and the glass tree place. Helendale. Nice little place, great golf course, awesome.pizza joint, shitty cell service.

    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

    64 *parks car on front yard*

    Good evening, Hordians.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

    This note is to remind you fines of $100 per day may be levied.

    Posted by: HOA Karen at September 23, 2026 10:30 PM (oq9dX)

    65
    Virginia makes wine.
    Napa makes auto parts.

    Posted by: Bumper sticker at September 23, 2026 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)

    66 There's a report that Paramount may bring Elon Musk in as an investor, which would result in him being part owner of CNN (among other things). That would be the new funniest thing ever to have happened if true.

    Regarding the gas station picture, I'd guess mid 60s, and wasn't Southland a predecessor of 7-11 or something?

    Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2026 10:31 PM (4ObTi)

    67 circa '62 Ford in the background
    ~ 57 Chevy at the pump
    ---

    Two hotties of the times.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:31 PM (Pee1E)

    68
    57 Southland Corp. got its start in Dallas much earlier than that gas station photo.
    Posted by: Big Bite Benny at September 23, 2026 10:27 PM (Fn+3X)

    I looked up that for fun, since the station has “Southland Oil Co” on it. Turns out that there was a Southland Oil Co for a while, based in Georgia, who’s was distinct from the Southland Corp.

    So I’m gonna guess “somewhere in Georgia” for the where.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 10:32 PM (Ua/Bh)

    69 63 Route 66.
    For a year I lived between Barstow and the glass tree place. Helendale. Nice little place, great golf course, awesome.pizza joint, shitty cell service.
    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 10:30 PM (2WIwB)

    ---------

    I think I spotted you when I was blasting through on the way to Vegas.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:32 PM (wpRMV)

    70 100th anniversary for Route 66 this year. I was lucky enough to drive the section from Amarillo to Albuquerque this year. I've probably driven about 75% of it over the years. I'll probably never finish it all. No desire to visit LA or Chicago.
    Lots of great scenery and interesting things to see along the way. It's kind of sad seeing all the old falling down motels and gas stations and thinking about what it was like many years ago.
    Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 23, 2026


    ***
    I've been on Route 66 where it parallels I-40 to visit the Cadillac Ranch site in Amarillo, and on Central Avenue in Albuquerque, but that's about it. From what I've read, though, 66 was no picnic to drive on -- it wasn't always smoothly paved and could be dangerous in the dark.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:32 PM (wzUl9)

    71 Look Fat, sure champagne has bubbles. No great feat! I make bubbles in the pool and bathtub every day!

    Posted by: Longtime Senator From DE at September 23, 2026 10:32 PM (Fn+3X)

    72 Thanks for the T Rex update, scampydog. There's nothing to compare when it comes to a dinosaur on the loose! Hope he makes it back home safely, and soon.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 23, 2026 10:33 PM (D/6p1)

    73 The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety.

    * checks top pic *

    I believe tonight's shenanigans will be preempted by monkeyshines.

    Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

    74 What a bizarre Japanese sign. It actually reads:

    Neko tobidashi chūi (Beware of cats darting out).

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 10:34 PM (dIske)

    75 WTF?! That s**tstain had KNOTS in his rope?!? We didn't have that kind of help when I was in school.

    Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:34 PM (kU0PQ)

    76 Not quite as catchy as covfefe...

    Posted by: ...
    ---

    She said 45 is OK but 454 is better.
    Code up.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:35 PM (Pee1E)

    77 I believe tonight's shenanigans will be preempted by monkeyshines.
    Posted by: mikeski

    And followed by tomfoolery.

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 10:35 PM (GP7ZF)

    78 Metallica has many great songs, Orion may be the best exemplar of their total mastery of the genre.

    Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 23, 2026 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)

    79 Evenin yall. Back from the hospital. Dad had a fall and it took 8 f'n hours to get x-rays. They had no rooms so they had him on a gurney in a hallway. Unreal the things you see there. Lots of illegals in the emergency room too. You can't tell me most of them are not.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:36 PM (SAHhM)

    80 The gas prices of 29.9 and 32.9 in the Southland station pic are something. I drove across ND today and saw $4.19 - $4.29 for unleaded and $6.09 to $6.49 for diesel.

    Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 10:36 PM (41CYW)

    81 Hated the ropes. Who wants ropeburns on their thighs? That shit hurt.

    Posted by: PE is PU! at September 23, 2026 10:36 PM (Fn+3X)

    82 A kind of mellow one from The HU:

    https://youtu.be/wSkSEvROssU

    Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 10:37 PM (kU0PQ)

    83 Who wants ropeburns on their thighs? That shit hurt.
    Posted by: PE is PU!

    That what she said!!

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 10:37 PM (GP7ZF)

    84 What a bizarre Japanese sign. It actually reads:

    Neko tobidashi chūi (Beware of cats darting out).
    Posted by: Orson
    .......

    Slow cats playing?

    Posted by: wth at September 23, 2026 10:37 PM (oq9dX)

    85 >>>Where and when?

    Looks like the photo was posted to a Facebook account that has since been terminated.

    The description at the link I found is:

    "Paul Warmack and his Gully Jumpers Robertson County VICTOR 40009
    Nashville, TN Wednesday, October 3, 1928 Charles Arrington, f; Paul Warmack, md; Roy Hardison, bj; Bert Hutcherson, g."

    But trying to follow the link gets the terminated notice.

    Looks like the account was for some oldie band that posted the photo.

    And Google AI says:
    "This vintage photograph shows a classic mid-20th-century Southland Oil Co. gas station located in Dickson County, Tennessee, which was torn down in the early 1970s."

    But then it says:
    Location: Dickson County, Tennessee
    Brand: Southland Gasoline and Motor Oil
    Era: Mid-1950s (featuring classic vintage gas pumps and a teal/white mid-50s car)

    Soooo...
    Either 1928 or mid '50s. But everything seems to say Nashville.

    Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 23, 2026 10:38 PM (syz1S)

    86 JQ, LS, and others: TRex is offline for a bit. Which means we can pick on him at will. Last I heard he had watched King Kong and was inspired to try to climb the Empire State Building (short arms causing some troubles). Apparently instead of scrambling the airplanes, they're rolling in the tanks to deal with him on the ground.
    Posted by: scampydog


    And how does "scampydog" know this?

    .....well, I, too, have played Rampage, "Ralph."

    Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

    87 fd,

    Prayers up for you and your Dad. Sorry for the excessive ER wait time, which is frustrating.

    Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 23, 2026 10:39 PM (D/6p1)

    88 Virginia makes wine.
    Napa makes auto parts.
    Posted by: Bumper sticker at September 23, 2026 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)

    Chateau O'Brian at Northpoint about an hour out of DC on I-66. Absolutely the best in Virginia.

    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

    89 That pic is neither 20s or 50s. Early to mid 60s maybe.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:41 PM (SAHhM)

    90 Gas Station...I'll go with 1957, Georgia

    Based on gas hanging around 28 cents a gallon between 1952 and 1960. The car looks like a mid to late 50's . And Southland Oil Corporation started up in Savanna, GA. They served the southeast, but took a turn rather quickly to a differen focus other than service stations which started around 1952.

    So, yeah. 1957 Georgia.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 10:42 PM (dIske)

    91 .....well, I, too, have played Rampage, "Ralph."
    Posted by: mikeski
    ---------
    George and Lizzie unavailable for comment.

    Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 10:42 PM (41CYW)

    92 I remember gas prices of 19.9 around 1960. Slice of pizza .15. Pack of smokes .25. Ride the NYC subway or bus .15.

    Posted by: Old Yeller at September 23, 2026 10:42 PM (Fn+3X)

    93 Thanks Legally Sufficient. "Emergency Room" seems to be a misnomer. More like "Sit Suffer and Wait Room".

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:42 PM (SAHhM)

    94 Location: Dickson County, Tennessee
    Brand: Southland Gasoline and Motor Oil
    Era: Mid-1950s (featuring classic vintage gas pumps and a teal/white mid-50s car)


    ***
    A '63 or '64 Ford would not have been around yet in the mid-1950s. AI is interesting, but you have to check its answers. I asked Qwant about a street here in town, hoping to find out who it was named for. The AI Flash Answer gave me several paragraphs of "facts," all of which were dead wrong.

    Similarly, during the Book Thread this past Sunday, I wondered what detective series novel a particular quote came from. Someone came back with a title . . . but I have that book, and I can't find that quote anywhere in it.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:44 PM (wzUl9)

    95 Winemakers can temporarily produce champagne with an alcohol content of up to 15% - above the 13% cap, industry officials have said.

    --------

    I have this $400 bottle of Cristal that I've been waiting for a special occasion to drink. I don't think this will have any effect on it.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 10:44 PM (wpRMV)

    96 66 There's a report that Paramount may bring Elon Musk in as an
    investor, which → 🎯 💣

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:45 PM (Pee1E)

    97 Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:36 PM

    Prayers up for your dad! Hope he's ok.

    (Yeah, just makes ya want to shout out "¡La Migra!" doesn't it?) Ugh.

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm)

    98 'Bout time I headed off to bed, all. Exercise on my schedule in the morning, and then? Something will occur to me. In the meantime, play nice, and if you can't do that, at least don't get caught!

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 10:47 PM (wzUl9)

    99 Jack Benny bought gas for his Maxwell a gallon at a time.

    Posted by: Don Wilson For Candygram at September 23, 2026 10:48 PM (Fn+3X)

    100 "Hope he's ok."

    Thanks JQ. Nothing broken but his knee is very sore and he can't walk. He doesn't remember falling though.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:48 PM (SAHhM)

    101 '62 Galaxy driving away,southland gas probably in the South somewhere, so I guess 1965 Eastern Tennessee.

    Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 10:49 PM (sl73Y)

    102 I'm here! Sorry I'm late but tankdemon cleaned out the box of excuses before I got one.

    Big thanks to Doggo for ONT duty tonight. Much appreciated.

    Posted by: TRex - travelin' dino at September 23, 2026 10:49 PM (VNTAN)

    103 "Jack Benny bought gas for his Maxwell a gallon at a time.
    Posted by: Don Wilson For Candygram"

    The Dems get back in power and we all will be doing that. Champagne will be cheaper than diesel.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:50 PM (SAHhM)

    104 Why did nobody ever put bubbles in Night Train Express?

    Posted by: Rum dum at September 23, 2026 10:51 PM (Fn+3X)

    105 fd a prayer for his complete and speedy recovery

    Please do keep an extra eye on him the next day or two, the ER does a notoriously poor job reading x-rays on demented elders. If you notice swelling, bruising, pain, or his limbs don't "look right" call the doctor right away.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

    106 I live near a town on Route 66. Lot's of people stopping to take a picture with the Gemini Giant.

    Posted by: ChE99 at September 23, 2026 10:51 PM (wOLGy)

    107 The warning about sharp objects in the toilet was inspired by Metallica. METAL UP YOUR ASS

    Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 10:52 PM (XUHiS)

    108 "Please do keep an extra eye on him the next day or two"

    I'm staying at my parents house for the next couple of days. Tomorrow I will need to find a wheelchair.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:52 PM (SAHhM)

    109 Assuming that gas price is mid 60s, say 1965.

    Median hh income in 1965 was $6900.

    Today median hh income is $87K.

    1965’s 30 cents is the equivalent of $3.79 relative using the same ratio of income to a gallon of gas. Which is not far from what a lot of the country is paying for gas right now.

    Things were not that much cheaper back in “the good olds days” after all.

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 10:53 PM (jmRo5)

    110 Pittsburgh Scanner: Caller says somone is offering food and a good time to anyone who joins him in his U-Haul.
    -----------
    Really nothing suspicious about this. The U-Haul really separates the offer. It's a nice touch, brings it all together. Who has the dolly? Or the Dolly?

    Posted by: scampydog sees a Dateline episode at September 23, 2026 10:53 PM (41CYW)

    111 Uh-oh. TRex is back.

    Everyone, quick!-- Act natural-- smile and make like nothing weird is going on...

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

    112 93 Thanks Legally Sufficient. "Emergency Room" seems to be a misnomer. More like "Sit Suffer and Wait Room".
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:42 PM (SAHhM)

    If you go to one with severe breathing issues you get express service.

    Soon a scold will appear talking about how I am revealing my intimate personal medical history on AoS.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 10:54 PM (XUHiS)

    113 Surely ace can afford more pixels for the ONT pics.

    None the less, it's a 1957 Chevy Bel Air, 283 V8 with a 2bbl carburetor.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:55 PM (Pee1E)

    114 111 Uh-oh. TRex is back.

    Everyone, quick!-- Act natural-- smile and make like nothing weird is going on...
    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 10:53 PM
    ***
    Got any cold root beer in the fridge for a tired dino?

    Posted by: TRex - tardy dino at September 23, 2026 10:55 PM (VNTAN)

    115 Where and when?

    ---

    $0.32 gallon gas. '56 Chevy in the station but a 64 Galaxy on the road. The Galaxy isn't brand new, so I'm sayin' 1969

    Southland? never heard of it but I'll guess its in the south and since there are rolling hills in the background I'm gonna say Arkansas.

    Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2026 10:56 PM (9FfUF)

    116 I’m all about see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. And I look cooler.

    Posted by: Vic Rattlehead at September 23, 2026 10:56 PM (XUHiS)

    117 I'm staying at my parents house for the next couple of days. Tomorrow I will need to find a wheelchair.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:52 PM (SAHhM)
    ====
    Unsolicited advice: If he can't walk he should be referred to a PT who can prescribe the properly fitted one and billed to Medicare.

    But if he can walk or get around with a cane or walker he should not be in a wheelchair. No need to use that before it is truly necessary.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

    118 Got any cold root beer in the fridge for a tired dino?
    Posted by: TRex - tardy dino

    You got it, buddy! Want a scoop of ice cream in it?

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 10:57 PM (rdVOm)

    119 A guy came in with his thumb all wrapped up. He said he cut it with a chainsaw. He was there for several hours before they got to him.

    Maybe a good thing to do would be bring a quart of blood with you and pour it on the floor where you are sitting in the emergency room. That might get their attention.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:57 PM (SAHhM)

    120 I will be swept away soon, along with Snake Spirits.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 10:57 PM (XUHiS)

    121 Front wheel walker with brakes.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:58 PM (Pee1E)

    122 Emesis and uncontrolled bowel movements also work well.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)

    123 I'm here! Sorry I'm late but tankdemon cleaned out the box of excuses before I got one.

    Big thanks to Doggo for ONT duty tonight. Much appreciated.
    Posted by: TRex - travelin' dino
    -------------
    The Dino has returned. Stand down everyone. The teasing of him is officially suspended until further notice.

    Posted by: scampydog sees a Dateline episode at September 23, 2026 10:59 PM (41CYW)

    124 Would think they could have harvested earlier to get the grapes at close to the normal sugar level. When things get within shouting distance of it all they're out there measuring sugar content twice a day. But (sadly) I'm not a winemaker, so what do I know.

    Speaking of wine, bummer about Gundlach-Bundschu. Haven't been there in more than a decade, but it was always the 2nd stop when going to Sonoma (Buena Vista, I think the oldest continuously operating winery in CA, nearby, was the first stop). Good juice.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 10:59 PM (U/Byj)

    125 118 Got any cold root beer in the fridge for a tired dino?
    Posted by: TRex - tardy dino

    You got it, buddy! Want a scoop of ice cream in it?
    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 10:57 PM
    ***
    Do we have enough for everyone?

    Posted by: TRex - 31 flavors dino at September 23, 2026 11:00 PM (VNTAN)

    126 If you go to one with severe breathing issues you get express service.
    Posted by: Cow Demon

    Heart issues will also get you moved up to the front of the line.

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 11:00 PM (GP7ZF)

    127 13 Metallica died with Cliff.
    Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 23, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)
    I don’t disagree. But…

    …And Justice For All was my first Metallica album. Loved it. )Senior year I had to write a critical analysis of a British book of lit. I chose 1984, and opened it with the title track from …And Justice For All and closed it with “Eye of the Beholder”.)

    The Black Album was good. Not great. Good.

    I checked out at Load of Shit.

    Posted by: Cow Demon at September 23, 2026 11:00 PM (XUHiS)

    128 Champagne region, like many part of France, is regulated.
    Unlike Germany, potty times are not posted in public spaces.
    Watering is not allowed. Grapes are picked by maidens, pure of heart, but available by the hour after picking completed.
    Co-ops, small family concerns and megacorp all will take your money. Just remember,
    Tiny bubbles, in the wine, make me happy, make me feel fine.
    P.S. for Trekkies, there is a Picard champagne. Collard-Picard and Jacques Picard. Sadly, my time machine is broken so not sure which is related to Jean-Luc. Collard-Picard is a small family business with wonderful champagne and great tour and lunch if you are ever in the area.
    I am blessed to have been there.

    Posted by: The Middle Rules Them All at September 23, 2026 11:01 PM (tKtie)

    129 A guy came in with his thumb all wrapped up. He said he cut it with a chainsaw. He was there for several hours before they got to him.

    Maybe a good thing to do would be bring a quart of blood with you and pour it on the floor where you are sitting in the emergency room. That might get their attention.
    Posted by: fd


    I'm concerned that you expect people to just have a quart of blood handy.

    Am I under-prepared?

    Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)

    130 "But if he can walk or get around with a cane or walker he should not be in a wheelchair. No need to use that before it is truly necessary.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho"

    We have avoided it until now. Dad is almost 90, diabetic and has Parkinsons. Using a walker was difficult before. He already has PT twice a week but hates it.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 11:01 PM (SAHhM)

    131 Isn't "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" about how mean the dogs at concentration camps were?

    Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at September 23, 2026 11:03 PM (Pb4AW)

    132 I saw a number of fallow and untended vineyards this summer.

    Millennials and Gen Z are not drinking wine.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

    133 I'm concerned that you expect people to just have a quart of blood handy.

    Am I under-prepared?
    Posted by: mikeski

    It doesn't have to be yours.


    Just saying.

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 11:03 PM (GP7ZF)

    134 Anyone who has the chance and hasn't done it should tour a winery that makes bubbly using the methode champenoise. It's pretty simple, but very cool. Especially impressive is that back in the old days they did it without modern tech or processes (or liquid nitrogen).

    Back to Sonoma, Korbel is a good place to do it if you go there. Haven't been there in a while, but they were one of the few to make a sparkling red wine, sold only there. Was a great and unusual accompaniment for certain foods.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 11:05 PM (U/Byj)

    135 I may bring Trump wine to the MoMe.
    No promises.

    Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 23, 2026 11:05 PM (2Ez/1)

    136 Whoever designed that Southland sign couldn't decide if it was going to be a hanger or a standup.
    Posted by: davidt


    Heh, good catch.

    I was wondering who decided "Southland" had to be printed that big, despite the size of the sign. Fitting it inside the black and red rings wasn't an option?

    Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 11:05 PM (VHUov)

    137 Speaking of wine, bummer about Gundlach-Bundschu. Haven't been there in more than a decade, but it was always the 2nd stop when going to Sonoma (Buena Vista, I think the oldest continuously operating winery in CA, nearby, was the first stop). Good juice.
    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 10:59 PM
    ***
    Wow. That's awful. Sorry to see.

    Posted by: TRex - fermented dino at September 23, 2026 11:06 PM (VNTAN)

    138 Emesis and uncontrolled bowel movements also work well.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    Not *that* well...

    I once drove myself & checked in to ER with (what I suspected was) a UTI. Very painful and getting worse by the minute. Had chugged a quart of water as I left the house. After giving info at the reception desk, felt the urge to puke. Oh, yeah, like I turned inside out, into the trash can.

    Still took an hour before they let me in. And I was the *only* person in the waiting area! At 4 a.m. on a weekday. Was unable to give urine sample, because the problem actually was a freaking kidney stone, blocking me.

    Was 10 a.m. before they offered anything for pain, and 10:30 when they MRI'd me. (and puking again from the pain med)

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 11:06 PM (rdVOm)

    139 Another guy was in the Emergency room loudly complaining about his pains. He had a bunch of them but I never saw him get any help. When we left he was camped outside with all his possessions around him, like he lived there.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 11:06 PM (SAHhM)

    140 Speaking of blood, was surprised to hear how the Army during the Luzon campaign used 24,000 (?) units of blood. Just read it today. The refrigeration and logistics of WWII weren't just massive, parts of them were surprisingly "modern" or advanced.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 11:07 PM (U/Byj)

    141 It doesn't have to be yours.


    Just saying.
    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 11:03 PM (GP7ZF)

    ---------

    StrategicHemoglobinReserve.com

    Ask for the monthly sample pack program.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 11:07 PM (wpRMV)

    142 Pittsburgh Scanner
    Allentown. Eureka Street. Caller says that the neighbors are having a full blown concert in the back yard.


    Wow. Even the bassist got a groupie?

    .....

    What? Just a missing hyphen?

    Never mind!

    Posted by: mikeski litella at September 23, 2026 11:09 PM (VHUov)

    143 A guy came in with his thumb all wrapped up. He said he cut it with a chainsaw. He was there for several hours before they got to him.

    Maybe a good thing to do would be bring a quart of blood with you and pour it on the floor where you are sitting in the emergency room. That might get their attention.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 10:57 PM (SAHhM)

    You could have asked your dad "Dad, you need any ICE?", yelling the last word.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 23, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

    144 Do we have enough for everyone?
    Posted by: TRex - 31 flavors dino

    Of course! We're "fully stocked", remember? 😉

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 11:09 PM (rdVOm)

    145 Franpsycho, you're right. Actually (and I should know buy my olympian indolence has prevented keeping up) I think alcohol consumption by the youngin's is down noticeably across the board, not just wine. Makes one concerned for the future.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 11:09 PM (U/Byj)

    146 Discovered that a major hospital has an EmergCare facility tucked away in a strip center adjacent to an exclusive neighborhood.
    Doc sent me there. Didn't wait 5 minutes.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:16 PM (Pee1E)

    147 145 Franpsycho, you're right. Actually (and I should know buy my olympian indolence has prevented keeping up) I think alcohol consumption by the youngin's is down noticeably across the board, not just wine. Makes one concerned for the future.
    Posted by: rhomboid
    -----------
    This is how it starts... No crippling regrets. Nothing to rebel against. Sensible decisions. The youth are failing to participate in the ancient tradition of making poor decisions after midnight. Clearly the "Wellness Industrial Complex" is to blame (I hate those bastiges). OTOH, more for some of us.

    Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 11:16 PM (41CYW)

    148 ONT Department of Petrol Nostalgia - Where and when?

    The image shows a mid-20th century Southland Oil Co. gas and service station with visible glass-globe or visible-cylinder style gas pumps and classic signage for Ethyl and Regular gas. According to THE GOOGLE this station was located in Dickson County, Tennessee and was torn down in the early 1970s.

    Rubbish. It was destroyed by Jonathan Winter who was short changed after buying fuel by the station manager whose ass was still chafing by what Winters did to the gas station in It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World movie.

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 11:16 PM (VyD10)

    149 This a a reasonable way to del with a thief.

    https://youtu.be/idGyUUHEMZU?t=24

    The clip is about 10 seconds.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 23, 2026 11:19 PM (qx7Zg)

    150 The image shows a mid-20th century Southland Oil Co. gas and service station with visible glass-globe or visible-cylinder style gas pumps and classic signage for Ethyl and Regular gas. According to THE GOOGLE this station was located in Dickson County, Tennessee and was torn down in the early 1970s.
    --

    It was replaced by Uncle Pete's Restaurant and Truck Stop at I40, Exit 239 (US route 70). Hell of a place - good food, clean enough, walls and walls of coffee mugs, and a crowd that just is trying to make a living and get home. It's a Greek-Indian(dot not feather)-Redneck place. No kidding.

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 11:20 PM (GP7ZF)

    151 If I can't put my hand in the toilet how am I supposed to wipe?

    Posted by: Barry Soetoro from Jakarta at September 23, 2026 11:21 PM (oq9dX)

    152 'Clean enough'

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 11:22 PM (zZu0s)

    153 The inscription on the Japanese cat sign translates to “Cats Flying Out”.

    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2026 11:22 PM (F7P5/)

    154 My butt's been wiped!

    Posted by: Pres. 46 at September 23, 2026 11:24 PM (Fn+3X)

    155 The inscription on the Japanese cat sign translates to “Cats Flying Out”.
    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


    Also the name of the jazz club down the street.

    https://youtu.be/lHtZr8PE_Io

    Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

    156 My butt's been wiped!
    Posted by: Pres. 46

    Like with a cloth?

    Posted by: Candidate Hitlery at September 23, 2026 11:25 PM (GP7ZF)

    157 Rubbish. It was destroyed by Jonathan Winter who was short changed after buying fuel by the station manager whose ass was still chafing by what Winters did to the gas station in It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World movie.

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram -
    ---

    He then chased me across the white desert sand, closer he came,
    then appeared a round, blue pool of water with a telephone pole, dead center middle of it. Closer to the pool I saw a long 2x6.
    Grabbed the 2x6 and placed one end on the top of the pole,
    made a ramp; ran up the ramp and pulled the board up behind me.
    Safe from Jonathan I am Balanced on the board atop the pole.
    But, now there's a jumping alligator in the pool, jumping higher and higher trying to knock me off the balance board. He's hungry.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 11:26 PM (Pee1E)

    158 What else might you dangle in the toilet that the sharp blade might damage?

    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 23, 2026 11:27 PM (F7P5/)

    159 Re: The toilet sign. The curious part of me wants to meet the person that made that sign necessary.

    Posted by: scampydog at September 23, 2026 11:27 PM (41CYW)

    160 What else might you dangle in the toilet that the sharp blade might damage? Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

    A small outboard motor?

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 11:29 PM (VyD10)

    161 What else might you dangle in the toilet that the sharp blade might damage? Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

    A small outboard motor?
    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 11:29 PM (VyD10)

    If you're a dinosaur, perhaps your tail....

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 23, 2026 11:30 PM (qx7Zg)

    162 One of the places we stayed in Portugal had a toilet and a bidet. No TP. Took me a while to explain it to the grandkids. They were not thrilled.

    Posted by: wth at September 23, 2026 11:32 PM (oq9dX)

    163 What else might you dangle in the toilet that the sharp blade might damage?
    Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


    Bummer that they don't allow "whites only" signs anymore.

    Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

    164 I bought a wheelchair for $50 at Goodwill about 12 years ago. A nice narrow one, as I'm tall, but not fat by today's standards. So many wheelchairs these days are wide because there are a lot of Two-Ton Timmy and Tessie's out there. A narrow chair is much easier to maneuver in a house. I am still mobile, but it's in the garage if I need it.

    Posted by: Handy Capable at September 23, 2026 11:33 PM (Fn+3X)

    165 The Project Farm battery video got me thinking...

    From Psychology Today: "Why Is Lithium Good for Both Batteries and Bipolar Disorder?"

    This sent me to wondering if a person had an iron plate in their head and was on lithium medication could that person wirelessly charge their cell phone?

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 11:38 PM (VyD10)

    166 I was so glad that I hadn't yet gotten rid of Dad's rollator/walker, when hubby first started having mobility issues! I could take him with while running errands and he could enter stores & walk until he got tired, and then I could simply push him while he sat. The unit is lightweight and folds easily, fits neatly into back of the SUV.

    Now, he's wheelchair bound but in a facility. No way could he get around this house in a wheelchair!

    I'm keeping the rollator-- I may need it one day.

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 11:39 PM (rdVOm)

    167 I saw a meme this morning that triggered this. If you want proof that my mind is strange, this might do it.

    How much support would Lindsey Clancy have lost if she killed a kitten and a puppy along with her kids? Would that have been too much for the AWFLs?

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 23, 2026 11:42 PM (qx7Zg)

    168 Good even', y'all.

    I watched the Rt 66 video, the Oklahoma stretch. A professional videographer this guy is not. His delivery is stilted and some mispronunciations were like speed bumps pot holes. Give him this: He pronounced the name of Miami (my-am-uh) correctly. Lots more he could have covered, maybe have some humans interviewed, but I guess he was in a hurry, and anyway, what he covered was a real trip. Thanks for posting it, TRex.

    And that's all you'll get outta me tonight. I was going tro leave with the obvious relevant song boogie woogied up
    https://youtu.be/vifUaZQL8pc

    but then I ran across this odd dusty love song
    https://youtu.be/x8ZRokJ8EVM

    G'nite, y'all.💤

    Posted by: mindful webworker - th th th that's all, folks at September 23, 2026 11:43 PM (11R8D)

    169 I grew up in Dallas in the 1960's. I don't remember any Southland gas stations around there. I do remember 7-11 stores around but they didn't sell gas back then.

    Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 11:43 PM (xJpuh)

    170 One comment about wheelchairs. If you were mobile with a walker before entering a rehab unit/facility, and want to be when you leave, do **not** tell them you have a wheelchair. If you do, that's all the farther they'll get you before sending you home - to use a whee.

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 23, 2026 11:46 PM (qx7Zg)

    171 The 7-11 we went to, back in grade school, didn't have gas pumps either. It was next door to an Enco station.

    The chinese lady cashier, would always try to rip us off. She'd count out our penny candies so quickly, and say we had too many for a quarter. I'd stop her and slide my candies slowly across the counter, 5 at a time, and prove her wrong. She hated me. Fk her!

    Of course, I was unaware at the time that one of our friends was filling his pockets instead of paying for all of his candy.

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 11:48 PM (rdVOm)

    172 @171-JQ

    Oh, I remember Enco stations. My Dad owned one.

    Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 11:57 PM (xJpuh)

    173 they lost their load into the car behind them

    Not as fun as it sounds.

    Posted by: Johnny Depp at September 23, 2026 11:59 PM (88C+u)

    174 Enco. Formerly "Esso" or was it the other way around? So long ago...

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm)

    175 Well, well, well! My Starlink suddenly turned on. Anybody's guess if it stays up for any length of time.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:00 AM (dPOOv)

    176 AOP, do you still have any other wifi router in the house? May be interfering with the s-link one.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

    177 We grow our grapes and tend our vines,
    To make the finest tasting wines.
    Posted by: Ernest and Julio at September 23, 2026 10:29 PM (Fn+3X)


    They also used to buy a lot of wine out of Oregon to blend in too. It was a good deal for the Willamette valley wineries because it guaranteed an income when the industry was still getting up and running.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:03 AM (rbvCR)

    178 AOP- did you get the portable Starlink ?

    Posted by: Free tibet at September 24, 2026 12:04 AM (1wtUm)

    179 Constant Ukrainianian drone strikes on Russian refineries have forced the Kremlin to stop all diesel exports (12% of world exports) and retain their existing supply for the population and the war effort.

    Why diesel prices have been hit hard since July, Russian export cuts...
    ----

    I'm sick of the war, sick of that gimp that is in charge of Ukraine, disappointed in the Ukrainian people for not hanging him by the heels, and pissed at Trump for continuing the supply of American arms to them.

    Donald, Stop It!

    Trump talking about ending the war is BullShit.
    Ukraine gets no American arms, MUSK turns of Starlink
    and the war is over. It's simple.


    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:08 AM (Pee1E)

    180
    174 Enco. Formerly "Esso" or was it the other way around? So long ago...
    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm)

    Enco and Esso coexisted for quite a while, depended which state you were in as to which you saw. (Long story as to why)

    In 1971 the corporate parent decided that was nonsense, and rebranded all of their stations and products as Exxon.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2026 12:09 AM (Ua/Bh)

    181
    The turd burgler in that toilet is armed.

    And dangerous.

    Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2026 12:11 AM (Zn+mZ)

    182 174 Enco. Formerly "Esso" or was it the other way around? So long ago...
    Posted by: JQ
    --

    Didn't Humble buy Esso (isn't that the famous Mussolini sign?) and that turned into Exxon?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:12 AM (Pee1E)

    183 Donald, Stop It!

    Trump talking about ending the war is BullShit.
    Ukraine gets no American arms, MUSK turns of Starlink
    and the war is over. It's simple.


    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:08 AM (Pee1E)


    You forgot Lil' Z needs a little attitude adjustment.

    https://youtu.be/FNkpIDBtC2c

    Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 24, 2026 12:12 AM (qx7Zg)

    184 This sent me to wondering if a person had an iron plate in their head and was on lithium medication could that person wirelessly charge their cell phone?
    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 11:38 PM (VyD10)


    At 1.5v? Don't be silly.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:13 AM (rbvCR)

    185 @174.-JQ

    Yeah, it's kinda confusing. It use to be Standard Oil but the government broke the company up for some reason. Some parts of the country stations became Enco, some other stations in other parts of the country became Esso, still others became Humble and some remained Standard. Years later they all came back together under the name Exxon. I was just a kid at the time but that's what my Dad told me.

    Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 12:14 AM (xJpuh)

    186 Was going in to the ladies' room at work one day, just as one of the plumbers (long-time acquaintance) was leaving. He cursed & muttered something about wimmen flushing paper towels.

    I said "Well, they're softer than the damned TP in there!" and we both had a good chuckle.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:15 AM (rdVOm)

    187 AOP, do you still have any other wifi router in the house? May be interfering with the s-link one.
    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

    I do, but the problem was in getting the account set up. A real clusterfuck.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:15 AM (dPOOv)

    188 Hmm. Plumber humor I guess.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 12:16 AM (wpRMV)

    189
    I do, but the problem was in getting the account set up. A real clusterfuck.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
    ---

    Musk want to know all your bidness?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:17 AM (Pee1E)

    190 AOP- did you get the portable Starlink ?
    Posted by: Free tibet at September 24, 2026 12:04 AM (1wtUm)

    Yes, Starlink Mini, with their "Roam 100" plan. $75/mo, in Loonie dollars.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:18 AM (dPOOv)

    191 I went out and cut firewood, and then came home and made a scratch pizza.
    I didn't get much firewood, but the pizza was very good. My starter was made from spelt, and I had pre-heated the oven by making a focaccia which may or may not be good.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:18 AM (rbvCR)

    192 >>the problem was in getting the account set up. A real clusterfuck.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
    ---

    Too bad. Have been considering a switch over to starlink.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:19 AM (rdVOm)

    193 Musk want to know all your bidness?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:17 AM (Pee1E)

    One, they wanted a Google + code for my rural address. I'm like WTF is that?

    By the time I got that sorted out, and entered my credit card info, the one hour free setup time had expired.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:21 AM (dPOOv)

    194 "Gurgle plus" code? Indeed-- WTF is that?

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

    195 Soooo...
    Either 1928 or mid '50s. But everything seems to say Nashville.
    Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 23, 2026 10:38 PM (syz1S)


    Such descriptions of old photographs are commonly transcribed from a dead relative's terrible handwriting, so 1928 could've been 1958.

    Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 12:25 AM (ke3zm)

    196 75 loonies (CAD) is approximately 53.05 USD.
    Not bad.

    In order to achieve that Google address was it necessary to sign up in any way with Google?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:25 AM (Pee1E)

    197 From a friend just now:

    "The Finnish term for spending the day drinking at home in your underwear with no intention of going out is kalsarikännit, which translates roughly to "pantsdrunk".

    What is Kalsarikännit?
    The Definition: It combines kalsarit (men's underwear) and kännit (intoxication or getting drunk).

    The Vibe: It is treated as a cozy, deliberate form of self-care and relaxation rather than a wild party.

    The Rules: You stay home, wear very little clothing, enjoy your favorite drinks, and let go of the pressure to socialize."

    I'M FINNISH! BRING ME A REINDEER AND A SNIPER RIFLE!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: Dale at September 24, 2026 12:27 AM (f45WX)

    198 I have that Kalsarikännit video copied in my system, but it had the TikTok close and name cut off for some reason.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:31 AM (rbvCR)

    199 Sorry, YouTube. @angryfinnishgirl

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 12:33 AM (rbvCR)

    200 In order to achieve that Google address was it necessary to sign up in any way with Google?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 12:25 AM (Pee1E)

    No, just went to Gurgle Maps, found my local town, and kept increasing the resolution until I found my house on the sat pic. Click on that, and it spews out lat and long. The google plus code is basically just lat and long, encrypted. PITA. Alberta has a perfectly cromulent rural address system based on grid road numbers and distance from the intersection. Nails your location to the nearest meter.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:33 AM (dPOOv)

    201 I play bass, use a reeves amp, no use for lars

    Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 12:36 AM (jrgJz)

    202 Rethinking that: If the car on the left is a '63 or '64 Ford, as I think it is, this pic must be from no earlier than late 1962, when the first '63s hit showrooms. So, between August, say, of '62 and late '73. The first oil crisis erupted in early '74 and prices such as .29/gallon were a memory.
    ------
    It's a 63.
    60s had fin and the 61s had little residual fins. 62s had the rear bumper curved underneath the round taillights, and the taillights on the 64 were much larger, with the backup light in the center.

    Posted by: buddhaha at September 24, 2026 12:38 AM (BTtRr)

    203 Happy Wednesday Horde. Very nice ONT, lots of good content and funny comments.

    Cheers!

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 12:39 AM (ibDUx)

    204 Project farm is the shit. I watched dozens of his vids. When he says "we're gonna test that" the manufacturers quake in their boots. lol

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 12:40 AM (S41Gd)

    205 It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World movie.

    Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 11:16 PM (VyD10)
    -------
    "YOU SHUT UP!"

    -Ethel Merman

    Posted by: 496 at September 24, 2026 12:41 AM (mwGzm)

    206 Kalsarikännit sounds like... a way of life! LOL

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:41 AM (rdVOm)

    207 Hi, Debby! There's plenty of Chivas...

    *pours*

    Cheers!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:44 AM (rdVOm)

    208 Reindeer and sniper rifle-- don't go out without them!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

    209 JQ - please send a round on the house to anyone still at the wobbly table this evening. Thx

    Posted by: TRex - root beer infused dino at September 24, 2026 12:50 AM (pl65R)

    210 Woot! Now I have Starlink on my desktop. I just plugged in a USB wifi adaptor, and it worked right out of the box. Linux Mint found it, and if it needed a driver, it was there. Easy as pie! Now I can shut down the laptop.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:50 AM (dPOOv)

    211 Their were a large number of Finns who settled in a town near mine before I was even born. I think the last Finnish bath house closed a while back, they started attracting the wrong element if you know what I mean.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 12:51 AM (ibDUx)

    212 Well hey, TRex, nice to see you here so late, thank you dor the drink.

    Congrats AOP.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 12:55 AM (ibDUx)

    213 JQ - please send a round on the house to anyone still at the wobbly table this evening. Thx
    Posted by: TRex - root beer infused dino

    OK.

    Wobbly Table-- Represent!

    Drinks, comin' up...

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 12:55 AM (rdVOm)

    214 Their were a large number of Finns who settled in a town near mine before I was even born. I think the last Finnish bath house closed a while back, they started attracting the wrong element if you know what I mean.
    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 12:51 AM (ibDUx)

    Bunch of Finns settled near here, too. There was a Finn Hall about 8 miles from here, and a friend of mine had a Finnish sauna built by his grandfolks. I was in it a time or two.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:57 AM (dPOOv)

    215 Please ignore my typos, my hands are cold, well that and the Chivas.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 12:58 AM (ibDUx)

    216 That Starlink wifi is pretty wimpy. It is a full 9 feet from the dongle on the back of this desktop, direct line of sight, and this computer says the signal is only 42%.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:59 AM (dPOOv)

    217 I was friends with a Finnish guy, years ago. We worked together in Japan. Wonder whatever happened to him? Eh. We were both married to others at the time, but I think he was considering divorce. (not because of me)

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)

    218
    The youngest yet infant exoplanet has been discovered:

    https://t.ly/ODeEI

    This thing is less than a million years ago, and is already the size of Jupiter. And the planet formation models (these are very complex things indeed) are out the window. This thing is much bigger too early for the current models.

    No problem, the models will be tweaked based on real world data.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 01:01 AM (w6EFb)

    219 I think a lot of the Finns worked at the shipyard which was quite busy during wartime. I believe that they were considered to be good strong men of good character. They were legal immigrants and they were not a burden on society.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 01:03 AM (ibDUx)

    220 Debby, is it *that cold* there?

    Was about 80F here today & looking at almost 90 tomorrow. Ugh, summer is hanging on!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

    221 If Finnish was JRRT's basis for Quenya, did the Elves sing like this?

    https://youtu.be/hqthspSKZV8?list=RDhqthspSKZV8

    Posted by: Dale at September 24, 2026 01:08 AM (f45WX)

    222
    And that planet's star, Elias 2-24 (there are so many known objects, the naming system is a yuge mess) is a pre-main sequence T-Tauri protostar, very young itself. It hasn't yet started fusing H. This whole system is baby solar system just being formed.

    There have been several other such infant stellar systems that have been found, including one where the disk was just starting to condense into solid clumps.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 01:08 AM (w6EFb)

    223
    Good lord, Elizabeth Holmes approved for transfer to a halfway house. Did Trump give her early release?

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 24, 2026 01:10 AM (mmrXZ)

    224 JQ - please send a round on the house to anyone still at the wobbly table this evening. Thx
    Posted by: TRex - root beer infused dino

    OK.
    Wobbly Table-- Represent!
    Drinks, comin' up...
    Posted by: JQ


    I'm surprised Weasel allows that.

    Posted by: mikeski's table is stable at September 24, 2026 01:10 AM (VHUov)

    225 It is not freezing JQ, about 55 outside with a strong breeze. I tend to chill easily.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 01:11 AM (ibDUx)

    226 I'm surprised Weasel allows that.
    Posted by: mikeski's table is stable

    We're drinking, not at the firing range... so, wobbly sh*t isn't forbidden.

    Besides, Weasel is probly asleep by now. Heh.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

    227 Understood, Debby. I get chilled too, once it's in the 50s and windy!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:15 AM (rdVOm)

    228 It is not freezing JQ, about 55 outside with a strong breeze. I tend to chill easily.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 01:11 AM (ibDUx)

    Its 57 here. Got the windows cracked open. Its nice sleeping weather.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 01:16 AM (S41Gd)

    229 65* here. Got the patio door open & fan on low. Will close it up before bedtime.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

    230 Its 57 here. Got the windows cracked open. Its nice sleeping weather.
    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 01:16 AM (S41Gd)

    I had to run the heater in the convertible on the way home from Wing Nite in Elnora. Top was up, too. Convertibles are drafty, heh.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:18 AM (dPOOv)

    231 If anyone needs a new toilet brush:

    https://tinyurl.com/39tzhwu2

    Posted by: Public Service Announcement at September 24, 2026 01:22 AM (2Ez/1)

    232 >>If anyone needs a new toilet brush:
    ----------

    Only if that SOB *doesn't* get any royalties!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

    233 https://tinyurl.com/39tzhwu2
    Posted by: Public Service Announcement at September 24, 2026 01:22 AM (2Ez/1)

    It's Colon Krapperbrush!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:25 AM (dPOOv)

    234 It's Colon Krapperbrush!
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

    More useful than HE is.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

    235
    That baby star will become a K5 star when it settles on the main sequence, at about 0.8 solar masses.

    Only 30 years ago, we had no proof of exoplanets, that is, if there were planets around other stars. Couldn't see them. And then the tech improved and we started seeing them. There's about 6000 known exoplanets now. When Nancy Grace is through, that number should rise to well over 100K.

    That sample of 6000 is very piss poor, not representative. It's only the ones we can see with the current detection methods. Nancy Grace should change that and we should get a better sample.

    The question is how typical is our solar system and the planets therein. Are we just run of the mill, or are we some kind of outlier. It seems we should have some "super earth" type planets, which we don't, and that's sort of an ongoing mystery.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

    236 Project Farm and Jim Croce are both amazing. Roller Derby Queen is one of my favorite Croce songs.

    Posted by: Nerd Herd at September 24, 2026 01:27 AM (NZPfR)

    237 Well, my rum and cola has gone dry, and I do not want another. Getting tired, anyway, so it's off to the rack for me. Nice to be back on line. Night, Horde.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 01:30 AM (dPOOv)

    238 Dang it. I'm hungry but it's too late for me to eat anything. Bummer.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)

    239 Night AOP

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)

    240 81F here, portent of frost Jan. 18th.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:32 AM (Pee1E)

    241 Has shrimp but it wasn't enough. Got some Velveeta and RoTel with corn chips. It'll work.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:35 AM (Pee1E)

    242 There's plenty to eat here. Just can't have it now or I'll have acid reflux overnight.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:36 AM (rdVOm)

    243 I am going to snuggle up under a blanket, sweet dreams Horde.

    Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 24, 2026 01:37 AM (ibDUx)

    244 I put 2~3 pillows under upper body/shoulders/head, an angle to cause things to roll downhill.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:41 AM (Pee1E)

    245
    About the missing super-earths. Some ideas have them being ejected due to some "Grand Tack" ideas about Jupiter and Saturn.

    And now there's a crazy theory that the Sun actually swallowed a super-earth very early in the solar system history. And there is some evidence to support it. And that would go along with the Grand tack thing.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 01:41 AM (w6EFb)

    246 Night, Debby!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

    247 I put 2~3 pillows under upper body/shoulders/head, an angle to cause things to roll downhill.
    Posted by: Braenyard

    Hubby's Dr. recco'd that we elevate the head of bed, so we did that for a long time. Put risers under the head end. Kept sliding down & it became very uncomfortable-- we'd both wake up with our feet hanging over the bottom end!

    It helped with our reflux issues, but it was much better to just stop eating within a few hours of bedtime and not feel like we'd slide out of bed while sleeping. LOL.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:47 AM (rdVOm)

    248 I wonder if prog blogs have anyone reading here and reporting back quotes, like our own Intrepid AoS Liaison does with his Intercepted Reddit Transmissions.

    Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 01:48 AM (ke3zm)

    249
    That would be something to see. A planet of a few earth masses just crashing into the sun.

    As wild as it sounds, there are some anomalies with the Sun, little oddities in all the various details about it's composition and structure. Well, anomalies against some rather complex models of stellar structure and behavior, of course. Sample of one problem again. However, those models do work really well for what can be observed about all the other stars we can see.

    At any rate, that super-earth crashing into the Sun seems to nicely account for those anomalies.

    Until somebody comes along and finds the flaw in it, maybe. Who knows.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 01:48 AM (w6EFb)

    250 Hello, SciVo! Yeah, I'll bet they do. And they probably snark at our comments, same as we do to theirs. Whatever, right?

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)

    251 216 That Starlink wifi is pretty wimpy. It is a full 9 feet from the dongle on the back of this desktop, direct line of sight, and this computer says the signal is only 42%.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 12:59 AM (dPOOv)

    Will Starlink work with a better wifi router/booster?
    Then you just plug Starlink into the new router, turn the Starlink wifi off, and use the new system.

    At least, that’s how it works on my fiber connection where AT&T’s unit sucks at wifi if you need more coverage.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 01:51 AM (6ydKt)

    252
    I just stumbled on to the term "main character syndrome". That explains a lot of the narcissist-like behavior.

    The Karens and the other various nutjobs see themselves as the main character in a movie or TV show. The Clancy jury would be an example.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 01:52 AM (w6EFb)

    253 Fall sure showed up fast

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 01:53 AM (Ia/+0)

    254 I haven't slid off the bed yet. Although I did forget where I was and rolled off the side of the bed to the floor. lol


    As far as that hungry sun, hope it's satiated for the next couple of millennia.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 01:53 AM (Pee1E)

    255 I'm having trouble picturing them having the self-control to avoid just trolling and flaming instead. The real high-functioning sociopaths that indoctrinate chumps and set institutional direction would not even think of bothering, and the rest are programmed to respond {click}-{whrrrr} to triggers.

    Maybe I'm not giving them enough credit. There could be some that are neither masterminds nor NPCs.

    Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 01:54 AM (ke3zm)

    256 "247 I put 2~3 pillows under upper body/shoulders/head, an angle to cause things to roll downhill.
    Posted by: Braenyard

    Hubby's Dr. recco'd that we elevate the head of bed, so we did that for a long time. Put risers under the head end. Kept sliding down & it became very uncomfortable-- we'd both wake up with our feet hanging over the bottom end!

    It helped with our reflux issues, but it was much better to just stop eating within a few hours of bedtime and not feel like we'd slide out of bed while sleeping. LOL."

    For my reflux, I tried some apple cider vinegar nightly, which I do believe helped up my pH and digestion, but I mainly think it forced me to think about what I ate and when I ate it and when I went horizontal, etc. Rarely give myself reflux nowadays, vinegar or no.

    Posted by: Dale at September 24, 2026 01:54 AM (f45WX)

    257 Should have read down further, AOP already hit the hay.

    ——


    I think they put the pole under the hanging Southland sign because they got tired of the thing swinging back and forth during windstorms.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 01:54 AM (6ydKt)

    258 >>...it forced me to think about what I ate and when I ate it and when I went horizontal, etc.
    ---------

    This is the way!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 01:56 AM (rdVOm)

    259 Desperate dump talking to cabinet members about declaring marshall law for nov.3 election to stop mail in ballots. Sen tupperware S-head alabami wants him to arrest democrat leaders for being furries. Schumer and jefferies had no response as they are to busy sticking their heads up aipac's butt.

    Posted by: raimondo at September 24, 2026 02:00 AM (LxCNp)

    260 Drinking milk can help acid reflux for some people, also drinking water might help.

    Famotidine pills help too.
    They are sold generic in drugs stores, on Amazon, etc.

    They are good because if you know you’re going to eat something that will give you trouble you can take the pill 15 minutes ahead of time and it will prevent bad reflux.

    It doesn’t work for everybody, though.
    Some people have stomach issues beyond the help of a tiny pill.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:00 AM (6ydKt)

    261 Martial Law.
    Thank you for confirming to me that you are one of those people who hears words a lot but have no clue how to spell them.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:03 AM (6ydKt)

    262 It's ok, thanks for everyone's input!

    I don't *need* to eat this close to bedtime, LOL.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

    263 It's time, enjoyed it. We need an update from AOP tomorrow.
    It may be a cheap dongle.
    Ya'll have a good one.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:05 AM (Pee1E)

    264 Rainman doesn't speek gud engrish. It's a foreign bot.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:06 AM (rdVOm)

    265 Fall sure showed up fast

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 01:53 AM (Ia/+0)

    Man, no shit. My asshole brother bought 2 harleys these week. One for him, one for his wife. Nice clean used ones dirt cheap with almost no miles. I said uh..dude, have you checked the weather? I mean yeah, now is when they give them away, but there were some nice deals when it was warmer.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 02:06 AM (S41Gd)

    266 >> As far as that hungry sun, hope it's satiated for the next couple of millennia.

    You don't have anything to worry about on the hundreds of million year time scales. Probably.

    The stability of the solar system is one of the big theoretical topics. The solar system is chaotic and has a chaotic time scale somewhere on the order of few million years. They call that the Lyapunov time or something like that.

    All you can do is look at probabilties of bad things hapenning. I think there is some small, but non-zero chance of one of the inner planets being ejected or colliding with another one or the Sun on some billion year time scale, before it becomes a red giant.

    So, don't lose any sleep over it.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 02:06 AM (w6EFb)

    267 Night, Braenyard

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:07 AM (rdVOm)

    268 Project farm is the shit. I watched dozens of his vids. When he says "we're gonna test that" the manufacturers quake in their boots. lol
    Posted by: Berserker
    -----
    The show is great, but... that voice.
    He sounds like he's working in a 70% helium atmosphere.

    Posted by: buddhaha at September 24, 2026 02:08 AM (BTtRr)

    269 Project farm is the shit. I watched dozens of his vids. When he says "we're gonna test that" the manufacturers quake in their boots. lol
    Posted by: Berserker
    -----
    The show is great, but... that voice.
    He sounds like he's working in a 70% helium atmosphere.

    Posted by: buddhaha at September 24, 2026 02:08 AM (BTtRr)

    Its amazing how he organizes the tests. He is one scientific mofo. The other thing I like is he has no fucks to give. He'll blow a ton of shit up torture testing it. Lets buy $1000 worth of crap and ruin it. lol

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2026 02:12 AM (S41Gd)

    270 Did everybody leave?

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:28 AM (QGaXH)

    271 Hi, ARiK!

    Just had a couple chores to do...

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:29 AM (rdVOm)

    272 Starts rummaging around looking for key to the beer shed.....

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:30 AM (QGaXH)

    273 Hi JQ!

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:30 AM (QGaXH)

    274 *slides a beer down the bar for ARiK*

    Welcome!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

    275 Gulp Gulp Gulp

    Thank's JQ....

    Wipes mouth on sleeve, belches loudly.....looks around with great satisfaction....

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:33 AM (QGaXH)

    276 Well my work here is done.....

    Good Night....

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:36 AM (QGaXH)

    277 There was talk earlier, of "kalsarikännit" which *almost* described my day... I didn't drink until late, but was in an *emotional shut-down* and went nowhere until evening, and only because I needed to run an errand.

    I didn't visit hubby today. Yesterday was.. difficult.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)

    278 Night, ARiK

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

    279
    I thought I remembered something. Back in 2023, there was some big paper on years of research on the Solar System Stability question.

    Some crazy complex math of the chaos that involved an abstract 18 dimensional space (which sort of modelled points of the all the various configurations).

    The orbits of the inner planets are chaotic on a say 10 million year timescale. Yet, they've persisted for billions. They showed that short-time scale chaos is just confined to the positions of the inner planets along their orbits. The shape of the orbits themselves are much more stable. But still, they go wonky over several billion year timescales.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 02:40 AM (w6EFb)

    280 277 I didn't visit hubby today. Yesterday was.. difficult.
    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:38 AM (rdVOm)

    Hi JQ

    I went thru similar situation with parents except had to manage from 3000 miles away.

    You need an occasional me day. It was tough with parents, I can only imagine how hard it is with a spouse. Stay strong and don't beat yourself up over real or imagined ed shortcomings. We're all only human and we try the best we can. Stay focused on your mission and don't beat yourself up hard on yourself.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:46 AM (QGaXH)

    281 Isn't "some small, but non-zero chance" sort of redundant?

    Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 24, 2026 02:47 AM (Fv808)

    282 I see I should have proofed my post but thimk you get the gist of my thoughts...

    ARiK out.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:48 AM (QGaXH)

    283 Thanks, ARiK. Hubby was agitated and started hollering at me the moment I arrived yesterday. CNAs all said he'd been fine that morning.

    Figured I should step back. It's just so bewildering for both of us.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

    284 >> Isn't "some small, but non-zero chance" sort of redundant?

    It's sort of a way to say, this is so small it might as well be zero, but don't forget that is is non zero. Vanishingly small, but non-zero might be a better way to say it.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 02:51 AM (w6EFb)

    285 282 I see I should have proofed my post but thimk you get the gist of my thoughts...

    ARiK out.
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:48 AM (QGaXH)

    They get that way. One of my last memories of my mom is her being furious with my dad for no good reason. This comes with the territory. I don't think it's personal.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:51 AM (QGaXH)

    286 Correction:

    283 Thanks, ARiK. Hubby was agitated and started hollering at me the moment I arrived yesterday. CNAs all said he'd been fine that morning.

    Figured I should step back. It's just so bewildering for both of us.
    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm

    They get that way. One of my last memories of my mom is her being furious with my dad for no good reason. This comes with the territory. I don't think it's personal.

    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 24, 2026 02:54 AM (QGaXH)

    287
    Newton himself wondered about this stability. This was centuries before modern chaos, but he noticed the N-body problem was a bit difficult to say the least, and he couldn't guarantee things wouldn't go awry. But he reasoned that God would just step in and fix it.

    Leibniz used this to attack Newton, saying he must be of so little faith to imagine God would create something so unstable that he'd have to fix it from time to time.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 02:54 AM (w6EFb)

    288 This comes with the territory. I don't think it's personal.
    Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
    --------

    Yeah... I know it, but that somehow doesn't make it hurt any less. Just sucks.

    G'night and thanks again.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

    289
    You've just got to remember it's not them. This is not the real person they were, they are no longer really there.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 03:03 AM (w6EFb)

    290 Thanks, publius. He's not always *all gone*. But not always *all there*.

    Hubby's like a box of chocolates-- never know what I'm gonna get!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:08 AM (rdVOm)

    291 *takes deeeeeep breaths*

    Yep, I'm ok. It's gonna be alright.

    Thanks, horde. You all help soooo much!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:11 AM (rdVOm)

    292 Sorry about the interruption... Back to the regularly scheduled astro-physics...

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:22 AM (rdVOm)

    293 >> Back to the regularly scheduled astro-physics...

    I'm actually distracting myself with this, something I love, to get my mind of my mother's situation here.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 03:26 AM (w6EFb)

    294 Understood, publius! Distractions are great.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)

    295 How's Mama lately, publius?

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:30 AM (rdVOm)

    296 >> How's Mama lately, publius?

    I guess the sun is setting is the way to put it. Don't know how long, but this is the end stage. Things are just slowly shutting down.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 03:32 AM (w6EFb)

    297 Sorry to hear that, publius. Hard road.

    Prayers up for easy transition!

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:34 AM (rdVOm)

    298 Hubby could hang on for ??? who knows... I need to get with lawyer and make arrangements in case he outlives me. Ugh.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:35 AM (rdVOm)

    299
    I guess the sun is setting is the way to put it. Don't know how long, but this is the end stage. Things are just slowly shutting down.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September

    -----

    May I ask, are you still able to communicate with her?

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 03:36 AM (RYmEM)

    300 >> May I ask, are you still able to communicate with her?

    She's still here in reality, and knows us all, but her dreams sort of blend in with the real world now. She'll doze off for a while, dream, and then wake up and sort of blend that dream with reality.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 03:42 AM (w6EFb)

    301 Thought it was about time to get up a couple minutes ago

    Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:46 AM (Ia/+0)

    302 Good Morning.

    I think I will make some molasses cookies.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 03:47 AM (DPPrP)

    303 Mornin' Ben Had. Mmm, molasses cookies....

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:48 AM (rdVOm)

    304 JQ, it's that or tear the starter out of the lawnmower. I'm going to opt for the cookies. Things are so dry here the mower can wait another day.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 03:52 AM (DPPrP)

    305 302 Good Morning.

    I think I will make some molasses cookies.
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 03:47 AM (DPPrP)

    What in heck are you doing up at this hour? I'm headed to bed soon...

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:53 AM (O/twJ)

    306 Looks like hard frost tonight. The weather station predicts 33 degrees, but it smells like frost out there. Southcentral Alaska has a certain scent in the fall and you can tell how far along we are by the changes. It was plenty sweet smelling this afternoon in the sun, but by sundown it was more sour.

    Yeah, it's weird. I closed up the greenhouse anyway, and turned on the heater. Once we have hard frost, I have a week to bring in and process the potatoes.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:55 AM (O/twJ)

    307 tcn, Hi, darlin. I'm on summer schedule for a while longer. Early to bed , Early to rise is no joke!

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 03:57 AM (DPPrP)

    308 Excellent choice, Ben Had!

    I'd rather bake cookies than pull a starter, too!

    But ain't it great, to know how to do *both*? LOL

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 03:59 AM (rdVOm)

    309 307 tcn, Hi, darlin. I'm on summer schedule for a while longer. Early to bed , Early to rise is no joke!
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 03:57 AM (DPPrP)

    I expect that's why I still have no livestock on my little piece of ground. They do expect promptness and I'm lazy!

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:00 AM (O/twJ)

    310 Leibniz used this to attack Newton, saying he must be of so little faith to imagine God would create something so unstable that he'd have to fix it from time to time.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 24, 2026 02:54 AM (w6EFb)

    So Leibniz never read about Noah and the flood?
    Seems God was trying to correct the instability of men at that point.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:03 AM (6ydKt)

    311 JQ, it is indeed. I send a hug of comfort for all you are dealing with.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:03 AM (DPPrP)

    312 I'd like to see a hard frost here; kill the darned ticks that get on the dogs. Early yet

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 04:03 AM (RYmEM)

    313 I get it about the scents of seasons & weather, tcn!

    Hubby always gave me the *tilted-head, confused-doggy look* when I told him: "it smells like snow" (on an evening before snowfall)

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 04:05 AM (rdVOm)

    314 Thanks, Ben Had.

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 04:06 AM (rdVOm)

    315 tcn, I get all my stuff done early on heavy lesson days so that my customers don't have to ride in the heat.
    I have perfected the 'art of the nap'.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:07 AM (DPPrP)

    316 Good news on the election cycle, for once. It appears Mary Peltola (D-dirtbag) is being taken out by the powers that be in the Democrat party in Congress. NYT hit piece on her bad behavior came out, detailing how toxic she is to her own staff, how she uses slurs and insults freely, and generally how differently she behaves in public (nice Mary) and not so public.

    I cannot imagine the NYT would ever put out a hit piece on a Democrat without Chuckie or Nancy blessing it first.

    I wonder what she did to piss them off so badly. I know she's a liar and she cheats with campaign cash, but I didn't realize she had become such a liability. It's good news for Alaska and for the Senate.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:07 AM (O/twJ)

    317 JM, I use Bravecto and it does a great job in keeping my guy tick free.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:09 AM (DPPrP)

    318 I have perfected the 'art of the nap'.
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:07 AM (DPPrP)

    Wise woman.

    I'm headed to bed. I'm sure I won't be getting up early tomorrow. Lol.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 04:10 AM (O/twJ)

    319 Night, horde. Time to sleep...

    Posted by: JQ at September 24, 2026 04:10 AM (rdVOm)

    320 I can tell fall/winter is coming just from the drop in dew points.
    We get about five months of low humidity here and if it wasn't for getting shocked touching anything metal when it's crisp out I'd enjoy every minute of it.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:11 AM (6ydKt)

    321 tcn, it is fun watching some of these dems self-immolate.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:11 AM (DPPrP)

    322 Ben Had, I will search out Bravecto. Thank you.

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 04:15 AM (RYmEM)

    323 She's still here in reality, and knows us all, but her dreams sort of blend in with the real world now. She'll doze off for a while, dream, and then wake up and sort of blend that dream with reality.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

    That's how my mother is.

    Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 24, 2026 04:17 AM (Fv808)

    324 Never had a chance to ride a horse, yet.
    My grandfather had one on his farm, but "Prince" was getting old, and would only let certain people ride him, usually women, so I never even tried.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 04:18 AM (6ydKt)

    325 JM. it a flea and tick control. Comes in a chewable tablet and lasts 3 months. I use a dose of ivermectin for heartworm control instead of the damn expensive pills.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:18 AM (DPPrP)

    326 Ben Had, choices. Do you use the shot or Chews? The shot sounds great; once a year?

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 04:20 AM (RYmEM)

    327 >>>Seems God was trying to correct the instability of men at that point.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf

    >The hubris of man. The penchant for chaos is baked into the nature of the beast, same as a crocodile or shark. There is no likely evolution.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 24, 2026 04:25 AM (5C90x)

    328 Ben Had, you read my mind! I'll have to use up my current tick, medicine and $$ heartworm pills. Ivermectin; i got some once during Covid, but then they stopped selling to non-farmers. Maybe I can get some now. What dose do you use? Thank you

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 04:27 AM (RYmEM)

    329 JM, I use the chewable for the reason that I only have to use it for one dose. I had not had any fleas in years until a stray stopped in and brought them with him.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:27 AM (DPPrP)

    330 JM, dosage is dependent on weight and overdosing by a little is no problem. You can give a 30lb dog a 50lb dose safely.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:30 AM (DPPrP)

    331 JM, if you can't get the ivermectin let me know and I will send you some. My address is in the left side bar for the MoMe.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:31 AM (DPPrP)

    332 Ben Had, Ivermectin dose? It's a wonderful drug and it's so safe

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 04:32 AM (RYmEM)

    333 Tech Thread is live.

    NOOD!

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 24, 2026 04:34 AM (O7YUW)

    334 Ben Had, i should quit typing and wait for the you -- the mind reader! Thanks!

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 04:35 AM (RYmEM)

    335 JM, you are most welcome.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 24, 2026 04:38 AM (DPPrP)

    Inception Farm Cafe

    inceptionfarm.jpg


    Sci-Fi Archives
    @SciFiArchives

    Photography by Aydın Büyüktaş. A surreal landscape created by stitching multiple aerial photographs into a single impossible perspective.

    Flashback: "Raygun's" iconic Olympic breakdancing routine, along with braggadocious entrance.

    Some dogs have their own agendas.

    A 275 foot tall tree, 2,200 years young.

    Diving in a flooded forest in Europe.

    Wolves welcome a long-lost member back into the pack.

    The muntjac, or "vampire deer."

    A dog's Hunger Operating System slowly boots up.

    Lizard enjoys his emotional comfort ball.

    Sharing a drink with a monkey-friend.

    Woman attempts to use a cat as a bug zapper. Experiment failed, alas.

    Uber for a stray dog.

    The maned wolf of South America is apparently the kind of wildlife that Jack Straw would enjoy.


    Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:35 PM




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    1 Nooded, and g'night all y'all!

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:35 PM (NcvvS)

    2 Hola

    Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 23, 2026 07:35 PM (hG5L0)

    3 And SPONGE!!

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:36 PM (NcvvS)

    4
    Ringworld

    Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 07:36 PM (Y8DZL)

    5 Truly now, good night, all Horde!

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:37 PM (NcvvS)

    6 Huh. Twitter links seem toxic to brave for some reason.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

    7 I see an emu. I shouldn't but I do.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:38 PM (vE0+H)

    8 Good evening everyone

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

    9 'Baby seal just chilling' is far better than 'baby seal, just chilling.'

    I read it the second way the first time.

    I keep waiting to find some ewetub animal video that just turns into a horror show.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

    10 It’s SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

    they are the sweetest creatures on the planet.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:40 PM (W2Pud)

    11
    A melancholy day. It's the 11th birthday of our Smudge x Carmen litter. Of the eight, only Dot is still with us. We lost five - Finn, Val, Dan, Sonny and Dutchess - this year.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:40 PM (eRlcH)

    12 Huh. I was waiting for a shark to snatch the seal in a bloody frenzy.

    Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 23, 2026 07:40 PM (hG5L0)

    13 dog booting up is so funny!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:41 PM (VyBeY)

    14 Anybody know that death toll on the Red Bull Rampage?

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 07:44 PM (RYmEM)

    15 Brendan Fairclough on the Red Bull Rampage

    Not in a million years.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 07:45 PM (isOGd)

    16 That is a farm alright. Got the hay rolled up and everything.
    Nice place. Notice no bums sleeping on the side of the road.
    Gots to go to the big city to see that.

    Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 07:48 PM (xJpuh)

    17 That Red Bull stupid shit is why women live longer than men.

    I hope none of those guys have wives or families or children.

    Kind of an asshole thing to do.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:49 PM (W2Pud)

    18 Better late than never????

    Elizabeth has no more fucks to give🇺🇸💛💚🤍💜
    @ElizabethGiddi1
    ·
    17h
    Why are Somalis shooting up both Wilmar and Edina in the same day? These towns are 100 miles apart from each other.
    Why are Somali gangs operating throughout the entire state and nobody is doing anything about it?
    Why can’t we denaturalize and deport these bastards tomorrow?
    I’m done.
    Absolutely Done.
    We shouldn’t have to live like this.
    I’m seriously in favor of any naturalized citizen convicted of a violent crime being denaturalized and deported now.
    9 years ago, believe it or not, I was marching against Trump’s Muslim immigration ban, if that tells you anything about how open borders, far left policies, and failing to adequately prosecute violent criminals have woken me up and changed my mind.
    Now, I’m pissed and my empathy is gone and I have zero tolerance for any of this nonsense.

    Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:51 PM (kX27y)

    19 Deport? You mean like a non native species? Tree huggers please advise!

    Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2026 07:52 PM (wxsGM)

    20
    g'early evenin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 07:53 PM (AMvSw)

    21 We shouldn’t have to live like this.
    I’m seriously in favor of any naturalized citizen convicted of a violent crime being denaturalized and deported now.
    9 years ago, believe it or not, I was marching against Trump’s Muslim immigration ban, if that tells you anything about how open borders, far left policies, and failing to adequately prosecute violent criminals have woken me up and changed my mind.
    Now, I’m pissed and my empathy is gone and I have zero tolerance for any of this nonsense.

    Good...goooood. Feel the hate flow through you.

    Posted by: Emperor Palpatime at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (6hdc0)

    22
    That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)

    23 Evening, Ace and cafe patrons.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (oTHyh)

    24 That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


    Could be a ring habitat on a space station

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 07:55 PM (vJrRc)

    25
    ElizabethGiddi,

    No fun when it bites you in the ass.

    Fuck you, it is to late because of dumbshits like you.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 07:55 PM (/QHx4)

    26 Nichole Hannah-Jones doubles down!

    https://tinyurl.com/36ke2pj9

    Posted by: She Hobbit at September 23, 2026 07:56 PM (ftFVW)

    27 There's a documentary on Raygun on Netflix. I haven't watched it yet but it seems like it might be interesting.

    Posted by: Moonbeam at September 23, 2026 07:56 PM (Lzhdy)

    28 >>>Some dogs have their own agendas.

    At least he wasn't a police dog.

    Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 07:57 PM (8mulE)

    29 Clearly that's a farm inside an O'Neill Cylinder.

    Posted by: Big D at September 23, 2026 07:58 PM (IUAH1)

    30 Hadrian, Yes, a most melancholy day. All your dogs are beautiful and blessed to have you and Her Majesty as family.

    Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 23, 2026 07:58 PM (yTvNw)

    31
    Doug Embrey has left the marriage.

    Karmala is more obviously impaired than Joey.

    She's doing sit downs with hamas.

    Dude...

    Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (Y8DZL)

    32 That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)
    ---
    Flat Erfers hardest hit.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (FZ29D)

    33 I read Milei's speech to the UN. Brutal and truthful.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (6hdc0)

    34 Red Bull people are crazy

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

    35 That would be a very cool dive.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)

    36 Nothing says spastic white mish eater like Rayguns performance.

    Posted by: Chubby the cat at September 23, 2026 08:03 PM (LP2n9)

    37 18, and 25, you're both right ...

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:03 PM (VyBeY)

    38 That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

    Could be a ring habitat on a space station
    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 07:55 PM (vJrRc)

    Inside a hollow earth surface gravity would be essentially 0 and there would be little or no light.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (uhVAy)

    39
    That Red Bull stupid shit is why women live longer than men.

    I hope none of those guys have wives or families or children.

    Kind of an asshole thing to do.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:49 PM (W2Pud)

    ___________

    *polite cough*

    Men have been doing stupid shit that might get them killed for time immemorial. Sailors, polar explorers, mountaineers, test pilots. It's how we advance.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)

    40 I better get to bed
    Have a good night everyone.

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

    41 39, true, H7!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 08:06 PM (VyBeY)

    42 >> Inside a hollow earth surface gravity would be essentially 0 and there would be little or no light.

    Physics isn't real according to these types, it's all just mumble, mumble....

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:07 PM (w6EFb)

    43 >> Flat Erfers hardest hit.

    Speaking of that, everybody's favorite Flerfer, CC from Westchester County with the fabulous hair is now going on about the "giant trees". Devil's Tower is a giant tree stump, of course.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)

    44 We're at 60%! 100% is within sight!

    But not smell, because at 100%, there'll be no smell!!

    Posted by: Duncanthax at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

    45 Men have been doing stupid shit that might get them killed for time immemorial. Sailors, polar explorers, mountaineers, test pilots. It's how we advance.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)

    How else are we supposed to get the chicks?

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (QfE5e)

    46 Speaking of that, everybody's favorite Flerfer, CC from Westchester County with the fabulous hair is now going on about the "giant trees". Devil's Tower is a giant tree stump, of course.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)

    Made of rock?

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (uhVAy)

    47 An impossible perspective?

    Not if you took the brown acid.

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (GP7ZF)

    48 Why is it a melancholy day for Hadrian? Did something happen?

    Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:12 PM (FGA9/)

    49 Speaking of fossils, I saw an amazing one on the weekend. Guy has a huge boulder as a gatepost. Embedded in one side is a fossil of Champsosaurus, a critter similar to a crocodile, that managed to survive the great K-T extinction. Impression of the hide, skull, and teeth is there.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (oTHyh)

    50 Speaking of that, everybody's favorite Flerfer, CC from Westchester County with the fabulous hair is now going on about the "giant trees". Devil's Tower is a giant tree stump, of course.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)
    ----
    Yeah, I watched SciManDan's take on it.

    CC "Chris from Westchester County" has completely gone off the deep end.

    Seems mostly harmless, but he has zero grasp of reality.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (FZ29D)

    51 Why is it a melancholy day for Hadrian? Did something happen?
    Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:12 PM (FGA9/)

    Post 11

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (uhVAy)

    52 Red Bull Challenge?

    Sheeeeeeeet!

    I'll have you know I stood on one leg this morning while putting on my 'wears after showering. I live on the wild side - oh yeah!!

    Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2026 08:13 PM (GP7ZF)

    53
    hey AOP, got your ears on?

    quick question: in you opinion, is it possible to replace the lower control arm bushings on a '15 F-150 on the driveway with modest tools, leverage, & profanity?

    thx

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (AMvSw)

    54 Tecumseh, See comment 11.

    Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (yTvNw)

    55
    Tony,

    Your penis held you up?

    Impressive.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (/QHx4)

    56 "Woman attempts to use a cat as a bug zapper."

    Links to dead X post, alas.

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (O7YUW)

    57 Men have been doing stupid shit that might get them killed for time immemorial. Sailors, polar explorers, mountaineers, test pilots. It's how we advance.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)

    How else are we supposed to get the chicks?
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM (QfE5e)
    ----
    As Futurama put it (more or less), "All of human civilization was created as an attempt to impress the opposite sex. Sometimes the same sex."

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (FZ29D)

    58 Anybody know that death toll on the Red Bull Rampage?
    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 07:44 PM (RYmEM)

    Not enough

    Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (P4Pk9)

    59 ElizabethGiddi...

    Cool and all but then in another post she is posting about being mad at the Mayor of St Paul because she didn't give her the time of day when her and her friends got all upset about what to do about their "trans identified children"

    Gimmie a fuckin break, lady!

    Posted by: GigantorX at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (lG8pE)

    60 Mike was running from some men when he fell into the harbor. He climbed out remembering only that he was running and the phrase "coronet blue". As the show continued from week to week, Mike tried to piece together clues to his identity as individuals he referred to as "Greybeards" seemed to be intent on killing him.

    Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2026 08:15 PM (gWCxi)

    61 Oldcat, thank you. I thought I read all the previous comments.

    I second what MrsJTB said. Hadrian's dogs are blessed and so well cared for.
    I'm sorry this day brings sadness to you, Hadrian.

    Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 23, 2026 08:16 PM (FGA9/)

    62 quick question: in you opinion, is it possible to replace the lower control arm bushings on a '15 F-150 on the driveway with modest tools, leverage, & profanity?

    thx
    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:14 PM (AMvSw)

    I don't know how 2015 f150 is put together. I would recommend you search youtube, and see if anyone has posted a video to show how it's done. If you have coil springs there, there can be tremendous forces pent up, waiting to whack your hands.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:18 PM (oTHyh)

    63
    My two dogs have an agenda. Eat everything they can find and take naps.

    What a good life.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:19 PM (/QHx4)

    64 I was dumbfounded to learn today that there exists a USA county named "Koochiching." Does anybody know upon which syllable the accent resides?

    Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

    65
    Accent depends on how the illegals pronounce it.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (/QHx4)

    66 I wonder what the model number is

    @disclosetv 20m
    NOW - Zuckerberg announces Meta's first pair of VR glasses with an AI agent embedded into the OS: "It is a glimpse of the future."

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (HeG1i)

    67 14 Anybody know that death toll on the Red Bull Rampage?
    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 23, 2026 07:44 PM (RYmEM)

    It sure as hell wouldn't include me.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:25 PM (O/twJ)

    68 64 I was dumbfounded to learn today that there exists a USA county named "Koochiching." Does anybody know upon which syllable the accent resides?
    Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

    Kootch-itching? Sounds like VD to me.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:26 PM (O/twJ)

    69
    Lol tcn

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (/QHx4)

    70
    One of the best amateur shots of the ring around Uranus:

    https://t.ly/uX_H9

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

    71 I was dumbfounded to learn today that there exists a USA county named "Koochiching." Does anybody know upon which syllable the accent resides?
    Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

    Kootch-itching? Sounds like VD to me.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:26 PM (O/twJ)

    Sounds like an outlet for being and accessories. You know, like vajazzling, tonneau covers, tie downs.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (QfE5e)

    72 Men have been doing stupid shit that might get them killed for time immemorial. Sailors, polar explorers, mountaineers, test pilots. It's how we advance.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH)

    It usually to meet girls.

    Grandpa joined the Cavalry (real horses) in 1937. He joined the army because he was one of 7 kids. He joined the cavalry because he thought it was a good way to meet girls. Met Grandma (a Queens native) at the 1938 Worlds Fair.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

    73 is it possible to replace the lower control arm bushings on a '15 F-150 on the driveway with modest tools, leverage, & profanity?"

    Ah... no. Unless you can fit a press in there. Very easy to just swap out arms. Had a 15 Lariat w/V8....

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (pfXMo)

    74 Meta's first pair of VR glasses with an AI agent
    ****

    I thought meta's vr glasses dropped dead, fell over, rolled into the sea and were swallowed by a dyspeptic albino mammal.

    Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (dyStT)

    75 That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 07:54 PM (w6EFb)


    Ringworld.

    And that's Louis Wu's ranch house.

    Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (iIyc0)

    76
    Washed my anus today. No ring here.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (/QHx4)

    77 Meta's first pair of VR glasses with an AI agent
    ****

    I thought meta's vr glasses dropped dead, fell over, rolled into the sea and were swallowed by a dyspeptic albino mammal.
    Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (dyStT)

    Now you can see six fingers on everyone with them.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (uhVAy)

    78 >>One of the best amateur shots of the ring around Uranus:


    Gonna take a pass on that.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 08:30 PM (viF8m)

    79 amateur shots of the ring around Uranus"

    Well, I'm told there are places on the interwebz....

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:30 PM (pfXMo)

    80 Brendan Fairclough on the Red Bull Rampage

    Oh, hell to the f*ck to the NO. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

    Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (vTZFs)

    81 I think this is a bad idea:

    Trump will be the 'guest picker' on ESPN Gameday this Saturday

    he will also attend the Texas @ Tennessee game ( I think this is fine)

    Posted by: Don Black at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (ZxPkt)

    82
    I don't know how 2015 f150 is put together. I would recommend you search youtube, and see if anyone has posted a video to show how it's done. If you have coil springs there, there can be tremendous forces pent up, waiting to whack your hands.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:18 PM


    thx...it's coil over strut and I think I have a plan to keep things in check, spring-wise

    the "standard wisdom" on the inter-web net tubes is to replace the whole control arm, but that seems a little excessive

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (AMvSw)

    83 OK, a dubious AI sez that "Koochiching" is Ojibwa for 'word that must not be pronounced.' Which makes the whole accent syllable question moot. A tidy solution.

    Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

    84 76
    Washed my anus today. No ring here.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM (/QHx4)

    TMI?

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (O/twJ)

    85 How else are we supposed to get the chicks?
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM

    "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (84gkw)

    86 but that seems a little excessive"

    Not really.

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (pfXMo)

    87
    tcn,

    No worse than some of the shit we see here, lol.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (/QHx4)

    88 NOW - Zuckerberg announces Meta's first pair of VR glasses with an AI agent embedded into the OS: "It is a glimpse of the future."
    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (HeG1i)
    ---
    Just wait until the AI agent starts editing out ACTUAL objects from your vision.

    You'll never see that truck when it hits.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:33 PM (FZ29D)

    89 87
    tcn,

    No worse than some of the shit we see here, lol.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (/QHx4)

    I try to avoid the shit. But, yeah.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:33 PM (O/twJ)

    90
    Ah... no. Unless you can fit a press in there. Very easy to just swap out arms. Had a 15 Lariat w/V8....

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:29 PM


    thx

    swapping out the whole control arm still presents the spring issue, plus getting the front end re-aligned

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (AMvSw)

    91 the "standard wisdom" on the inter-web net tubes is to replace the whole control arm, but that seems a little excessive
    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (AMvSw)

    Might be that you need a hydraulic press, and suitable pushers and receivers to change the bushings. Which might be an easy job if you have that stuff, and not so easy if you don't. Maybe the "loaded" control arm cots little more than the bushings?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (oTHyh)

    92
    I wish Pixy would change the whatever he has to change, lol, with the commenter name before the comments.

    Best way to avoid reading troll droppings.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (/QHx4)

    93
    He also got a shot of the ISS in frame with Jupiter:

    https://t.ly/WiuiM

    That took some impressive timing.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

    94 swapping out the whole control arm still presents the spring issue, plus getting the front end re-aligned
    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM (AMvSw)

    If the initial alignment was done with new bushings in the control arm, then a new arm with new bushings should restore that initial alignment.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:38 PM (oTHyh)

    95 That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.
    Posted by: publius

    Flat Erfers hardest hit.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


    What? Obviously, the inside is flat, too. How could it not be?

    Posted by: Flat Erfers at September 23, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov)

    96 Koochiching County Board meetings open with a formal Vocabulary Acknowledgement, apologizing for the words stolen from the indigenous word-weavers.

    Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

    97 95 That top photo was obviously taken inside the Hollow Earth.
    Posted by: publius

    Flat Erfers hardest hit.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

    What? Obviously, the inside is flat, too. How could it not be?
    Posted by: Flat Erfers at September 23, 2026 08:39 PM (VHUov)

    Um... Huh?

    Lol

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 08:41 PM (O/twJ)

    98 Just wait until the AI agent starts editing out ACTUAL objects from your vision.

    You'll never see that truck when it hits.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


    Literally how most of the hacking tricks in Ghost In The Shell work. Add or subtract from your personal reality.

    Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (VHUov)

    99 So if the earth is flat, how thick do they think it is?

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

    100
    So, if Michelle Fields got a new control arm she might get a new bush???

    Science is amazing.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (/QHx4)

    101 Devil's Tower is a giant tree stump, of course.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


    I like that theory! That would be such a cool spec-fic or weird tales setup

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (C0Nlv)

    102
    Starship's test Flight 14 is tentatively scheduled for Monday. They're doing some wet dress rehearsal tomorrow at Starbase. So, if that goes well...

    This will be the first orbital flight, and it will carry some operational Starlinks, the first real payload.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (w6EFb)

    103 Peon Land Acknowledgement:

    This is my land. My tribe stole it from your tribe, fair and square. So fuck off.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (oTHyh)

    104 Peon Land Acknowledgement:

    This is my land. My tribe stole it from your tribe, fair and square. So fuck off.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:43 PM (oTHyh)

    Those are the rules the natives used with each other, after all.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:45 PM (uhVAy)

    105 I am in Chat Hell with Starlink customer service, trying to get my unit activated.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:45 PM (oTHyh)

    106 I am in Chat Hell with Starlink customer service, trying to get my unit activated.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:45 PM (oTHyh)

    107 Inside a hollow earth surface gravity would be essentially 0 and there would be little or no light.

    Physics isn't real according to these types, it's all just mumble, mumble....
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


    Ah see, that's where my pet theory (there's no such thing as gravity, because gravity just mean "heaviness" and what kind of scientific force is that? It's all magnetism and static cling) comes in.

    Since it's a hollow-earth type of thing, you could add centrifugal force to keep people on the ground on the inside of the sphere.

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:46 PM (C0Nlv)

    108 Devil's Tower is a giant tree stump, of course.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)

    Made of rock?
    Posted by: Oldcat


    Petrified, obviously

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (C0Nlv)

    109
    AOP,

    There are meds that can help your unit.


    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (/QHx4)

    110 >> So if the earth is flat, how thick do they think it is?

    They have no model of anything, they can't even agree on a surface map. When they try something concrete, of course, the flaws immediately come out, so they like to keep things vague.

    Some of this crowd are grifters, some are just yanking chains, and some are True Believers, and it's hard to tell the difference some times.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 08:48 PM (w6EFb)

    111 Petrified, obviously
    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (C0Nlv)

    We've all heard of the Petrified Forest. But is there a Slightly Apprehensive Forest?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (oTHyh)

    112 Just wait until the AI agent starts editing out ACTUAL objects from your vision.

    You'll never see that truck when it hits.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

    And if you thought having your "beer goggles" on at the bar led you into some unfortunate situations, just think what will happen when your AI glasses get hacked.

    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (jBMxb)

    113 So if the earth is flat, how thick do they think it is?
    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

    In a similar vein but not identical I remember an SF story about a world surrounded by a huge wall erected around it. The people had no idea why, then one day one guy determined to find out what was on the other side. He built a huge scaffold, got to the type and set off walking toward the sun. The farther he got the dimmer the sun seemed to be but he kept going. Then it started to grow lighter again and lighter still and he finally got to the edge of the wall and found the top of his scaffold and the team he had left behind. The wall had no other side.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (uhVAy)

    114 Wary woodlands.

    Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

    115 swapping out the whole control arm still presents the spring issue, plus getting the front end re-aligned"

    No, just support the arm until disconnected. The two mounting points are oval cutouts, so use a marker around the fitting- that should get you pretty close if not in spec.

    I used TRK video - with good tools it's not a hateful job...

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (pfXMo)

    116
    Thick as liberals brains. Nothing will penetrate it.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (/QHx4)

    117 Petrified, obviously
    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:47 PM (C0Nlv)

    We've all heard of the Petrified Forest. But is there a Slightly Apprehensive Forest?
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (oTHyh)

    Maybe one of weeping willows.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (uhVAy)

    118 OK, a dubious AI sez that "Koochiching" is Ojibwa for 'word that must not be pronounced.' Which makes the whole accent syllable question moot. A tidy solution.
    Posted by: gp at September 23, 2026 08:31 PM (Jr5Lq)


    Right. Pronounced, "Hastur"

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 08:52 PM (rbvCR)

    119 Pellucidar.

    Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/)

    120 It Hastur be you...

    Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 23, 2026 08:54 PM (amcLV)

    121 Koochiching Koochiching Koochiching!!

    Posted by: Charo at September 23, 2026 08:55 PM (Q+gd/)

    122 And if you thought having your "beer goggles" on at the bar led you into some unfortunate situations, just think what will happen when your AI glasses get hacked.
    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (jBMxb)
    ----
    The "ladies" at The Last Ditch might finally get some action!

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:56 PM (FZ29D)

    123
    Might be that you need a hydraulic press, and suitable pushers and receivers to change the bushings. Which might be an easy job if you have that stuff, and not so easy if you don't. Maybe the "loaded" control arm cots little more than the bushings?

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:36 PM


    yeah, if you have to take the whole control arm off to press in the new bushings on the bench, might as well just pull the old of and replace it with a new control arm

    which presents a different set of problems, but is probably easier in the long run

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 08:56 PM (AMvSw)

    124 In a similar vein but not identical I remember an SF story about a world surrounded by a huge wall erected around it. The people had no idea why, then one day one guy determined to find out what was on the other side. He built a huge scaffold, got to the type and set off walking toward the sun. The farther he got the dimmer the sun seemed to be but he kept going. Then it started to grow lighter again and lighter still and he finally got to the edge of the wall and found the top of his scaffold and the team he had left behind. The wall had no other side.
    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:50 PM (uhVAy)
    ----
    Ah, yes, a classic Arthur C. Clarke short story.

    Turns out the world was topologically unique.

    Almost like a Moebius strip.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 08:57 PM (FZ29D)

    125 Ah see, that's where my pet theory (there's no such thing as gravity, because gravity just mean "heaviness" and what kind of scientific force is that? It's all magnetism and static cling) comes in.

    Since it's a hollow-earth type of thing, you could add centrifugal force to keep people on the ground on the inside of the sphere.
    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 08:46 PM (C0Nlv)

    In the true hollow earth theory book (yes, I read the 19th century original) they just draw a line on the shell and call it 'where gravity comes from'. Of course this doesn't work with Newton's law. Spinning the earth fast enough for gravity to work would flip everything on the *outside* off into space, followed by the shell destroying itself.

    He posits a little mini sun in the center for light, which shines some light out the holes at the poles which is the aurora borealis. Not sure when the real explanation for the aurora came out.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 08:58 PM (uhVAy)

    126 Don't say Hastur a third t

    Posted by: Yyrog the Lost at September 23, 2026 08:59 PM (88C+u)

    127 trying to get my unit activated.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

    Pix of Sydney Sweeney can help with that.

    Posted by: 88C+u at September 23, 2026 09:00 PM (88C+u)

    128 What happens if you say Linday Clancy's name three times?

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)

    129 might as well just pull the old of and replace it with a new control arm"

    That's what my son and I did. Bought new hardware as well.

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 09:01 PM (pfXMo)

    130 Linday Clancy's name three times?"

    Beetlejuice?

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 09:02 PM (pfXMo)

    131 >> (there's no such thing as gravity, because gravity just mean "heaviness" and what kind of scientific force is that? It's all magnetism and static cling) comes in.

    Don't laugh. That's what a lot of the Flerf logic is. Gravity is static cling. Or it's "density" (heavy objects sink, light objects rise). Of course, when point out you need an actual external force to do that, one that defines which way is "up" vs "down", well.....

    And one of them was actually reviving an ancient notion of gravity vs "levity".

    The Ancient Greek Homos had that somehow. Ironically, the knew the earth was a sphere, but had this geocentric model. Gravity was "heavy things" wanted to go the center, and "levity", or light things, want to go away from the center.

    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 09:07 PM (w6EFb)

    132 The Ancient Greek Homos had that somehow. Ironically, the knew the earth was a sphere, but had this geocentric model. Gravity was "heavy things" wanted to go the center, and "levity", or light things, want to go away from the center.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2026 09:07 PM (w6EFb)

    The answers can all be found in Leviticus, said AOP, gravely.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:09 PM (oTHyh)

    133 And if you thought having your "beer goggles" on at the bar led you into some unfortunate situations, just think what will happen when your AI glasses get hacked.
    Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 23, 2026 08:49 PM (jBMxb)
    ---
    Presumably the other senses would also kick in. As in "Why does this Christie Brinkley chick have a waist greater than I can reach, is heavier than a Subaru and smells like a fish cannery?"

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)

    134 the concurrent force to gravity is levity. When you drop something on your foot, I laugh

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 09:12 PM (rbvCR)

    135 What happens if you say Lindsay Clancy's name three times?
    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)
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    You summon a demon.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)

    136 Presumably the other senses would also kick in. As in "Why does this Christie Brinkley chick have a waist greater than I can reach, is heavier than a Subaru and smells like a fish cannery?"
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)

    It's been nice knowing you, sir.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:13 PM (oTHyh)

    137 Men have been doing stupid shit that might get them killed for time immemorial. Sailors, polar explorers, mountaineers, test pilots. It's how we advance.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

    And women have always frowned at our antics...
    May it ever be so!

    Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 23, 2026 09:13 PM (NnhvP)

    138 Molly Ringwald.

    Posted by: Hairy Porter and the Half-Read Comments at September 23, 2026 09:14 PM (baA/K)

    139 101 Devil's Tower is a giant tree stump, of course.
    Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

    I like that theory! That would be such a cool spec-fic or weird tales setup
    Posted by: FeatherBlade



    Aliens.....

    Posted by: Roy Neary at September 23, 2026 09:15 PM (sAmhv)

    140 It's been nice knowing you, sir.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:13 PM (oTHyh)
    ---
    Oh, it's survivable. Like Indiana Jones running out of the temple to the waiting aircraft while a roly-poly lesbian tries to crush him in her odious embrace.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

    141 Vacillating moors.

    Posted by: Heathcliff at September 23, 2026 09:17 PM (baA/K)

    142 I did not know that "Fatal Attraction" was a how-to guide...

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

    143
    Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026

    man at September 23, 2026

    thanks for your help

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 09:18 PM (AMvSw)

    144 Oh, it's survivable. Like Indiana Jones running out of the temple to the waiting aircraft while a roly-poly lesbian tries to crush him in her odious embrace.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

    Oh, I meant that Christie Blinky will administer a lethal "Bless your heart!"

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:19 PM (oTHyh)

    145 getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here

    Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:20 PM (baA/K)

    146 145 getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here
    _____

    trip cancelled, no one wanted to mask

    Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (baA/K)

    147 FAMILY DRAMA!

    There were a lot of stories today people shared in an earlier thread about inheritances.

    I'm having my last beer day today. I was taking a break from caregiving. I've been carrying Ralphy, 44 pounds, up and down so many steps 24-7. For months. I was so tired but I'm back baby.

    Doorbell.

    My 'brother' Steve.

    The stoicism videos I've been watching haven't fully kicked in. I have forgiven him, for me.

    But still, I hollered like an AWFL,, 'Get the fuck off my property. I'm calling the police!'

    Yeah, after taking care of Mom and Dad for 14 years, never wanting more than 50% and being thanked by not even giving me a year to get a life together.

    And my biggest worry. Ralphy. My last care-giving duty.

    Not a duty. Honour.
    He was by Mom forever.

    I had a few tired days

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (Sco7b)

    148 Saw the General Sherman tree back in '65. Smaller then, iirc.

    Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (sl73Y)

    149 Oh, I meant that Christie Blinky will administer a lethal "Bless your heart!"
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:19 PM (oTHyh)
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    I think she will find it rather funny.

    Being somewhat serious for a moment, the fact of the matter is that all the senses have a role to play. This is lost on Generation Screens, which have only sight and sound. No sense of touch, and even in terms of sound, it's largely overprocessed.

    But for those of us who live in the real world, there is a delightful interplay of feel, taste and smell, three senses lost to the online world. There used to be jokes about "Smell-O-Vison" but smell is actually the most powerful of all the senses, which is why perfume/deodorant is such a huge industry.

    Put simply, IYKYK.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)

    150 The Bob Dole can help get your unit activated.

    Posted by: Bob Dole at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (0sNs1)

    151 Saw the General Sherman tree back in '65. Smaller then, iirc.
    Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (sl73Y)

    I remember when it was just a Corporal.

    Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (oTHyh)

    152 Hah

    @TheBabylonBee 3h
    To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (HeG1i)

    153 Evenin’, All.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:25 PM (77rzZ)

    154 trip cancelled, no one wanted to mask
    Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (baA/K)
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    I'd only have gone there at MOPP 4.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)

    155 gluB!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:27 PM (oTHyh)

    156 155 Hey, PoA!

    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:30 PM (77rzZ)

    157 The Bob Dole can help get your unit activated.
    Posted by: Bob Dole at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (0sNs1)
    ---
    Jerry Roe, the delightful old codger who was the inspiration for Maxim Darius in the Man of Destiny Series, used to do a riff back in the early Aughts.

    He would go deadpan serious.

    "You know, Viagra really has made a difference for me. It helped me a lot. I reached a point where I could only go one or two times a night, but Viagra got me back up to three or four, just like my old self!"

    Legend.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:30 PM (ZOv7s)

    158 Evenin’, All.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:25 PM (77rzZ)
    ---
    Hello!

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)

    159 Evening, cafe patrons!

    Woden's Day is winding down here. Miss Linda is not feeling well so has stayed home, and I'm here with the furry thugs and Young Frankenstein on Movies! I stocked up on chow and supplies today. Tomorrow I plan an early morning workout, and if some drier air really does arrive by Friday, another then, maybe a bit longer.

    The story about the ultra-mask lesbo bar (where else but in Mass.? Well, ture, it could be California) is schadenfreudenly delightful. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of nitwits.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:31 PM (wzUl9)

    160 smell is actually the most powerful of all the senses

    Put simply, IYKYK.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM


    We know.

    Posted by: Big Penguin and their toadies at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (0sNs1)

    161 getting a group together to visit the weird lesbian bar in western mass dm if interested, can’t talk here

    Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 23, 2026 09:20 PM (baA/K)

    They don't like men.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (S41Gd)

    162 A prayer for immediate and complete healing for Neria Dov ben Chana the son of Israel's ambassador to the U.S. in critical condition after being shot by an Arab.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (RIvkX)

    163 Saw the General Sherman tree back in '65. Smaller then, iirc.
    Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:22 PM (sl73Y)

    I remember when it was just a Corporal.

    Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at September 23, 2026 09:24 PM (oTHyh)


    Pelosi remembers it as a sapling.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 09:33 PM (S41Gd)

    164 They don't like men.
    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 09:32 PM (S41Gd)
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    That's what Pussy said, but I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.

    Posted by: James Bond at September 23, 2026 09:34 PM (ZOv7s)

    165 85 How else are we supposed to get the chicks?
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 08:10 PM

    "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 08:32 PM (84gkw)

    ______________________

    $20 same as in town.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 09:34 PM (dIske)

    166 General Sherman tree is 2200 years old.... Does that mean that the Civil War era Gen Sherman was named after a tree?

    The Redwood tree named Hyperion is over 100ft taller than that Giant Sequoia.

    Posted by: Rex B at September 23, 2026 09:35 PM (R0XxO)

    167 Hey, A. H. Lloyd. I hope that you and your Missus are well. I hope that she is recovering swiftly and fully,

    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)

    168 Background music to that bike ride should be "Don't Fear the Reaper." One of my favorite songs and a video set to a hwy patrol speeding through the desert. I watched that youtube many, many times as it was how I drove as a teen.

    The bear with bubbles... I hope Mama Bear is elsewhere.

    Waiting for son and DIL to come home to pack as their flight is early tomorrow. Lunatics did not do laundry. We are going to bed early so they can do their thing. She went to grad school here and they are busy visitors vs expecting me to entertain them, which is fine.

    Y'all have a good night. Thanks for listening to my mosquito whines.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 09:37 PM (hzuYO)

    169 Hey, A. H. Lloyd. I hope that you and your Missus are well. I hope that she is recovering swiftly and fully,
    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:36 PM (77rzZ)
    ---
    She is doing well, thanks. Chemo is an up and down kind of thing, and after the first dose, we have a better idea of what to expect. As I told her, one down, 11 to go!

    Posted by: James Bond at September 23, 2026 09:39 PM (ZOv7s)

    170 LOL, silly sock

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

    171 Background music to that bike ride should be "Don't Fear the Reaper." One of my favorite songs and a video set to a hwy patrol speeding through the desert. I watched that youtube many, many times as it was how I drove as a teen. . . .

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026


    ***
    The bike video . . . I can't imagine doing that willingly or sober.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:41 PM (wzUl9)

    172 A. H. Lloyd, I would like to communicate with you personally.

    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

    173 I am actually getting chilly here. Sitting in the pub at Elnora Hotel. Had chicken wings and beer, while using wifi, trying to get my Starlink activated. Front door is open. My convertible is parked outside, top up. Heater works!

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (oTHyh)

    174 The Redwood tree named Hyperion is over 100ft taller than that Giant Sequoia.
    Posted by: Rex B at

    Not as bulkie. I wonder if thete is a volume comparison out there somewhere.
    Oh, Grok....

    Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (sl73Y)

    175 Bronco Billy is on the Outlaw channel. Seems at least once a week.

    It's like Beastmaster on TBS back in the day.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:45 PM (6hdc0)

    176 @disclosetv 20m
    NOW - Zuckerberg announces Meta's first pair of VR glasses with an AI agent embedded into the OS: "It is a glimpse of the future."
    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 08:24 PM (HeG1i)
    ________________________

    It's a toss up as to what these glasses will be nicknamed in the future. Either they will be called "Cheat Googgles" (notice my clever play on Google) which means wealthy school kids will be wearing during tests.

    Or worse:

    They will be called "Pedo Specs". Because two knuckleheads at Havard (AnhPhu Nguyen and Caine Ardayfio) have integrated facial recognition and AI into Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses to identify strangers in real time. Large language models parse the data to pull names, occupations, phone numbers, and home addresses, sending the profile to the user's phone in seconds. So, cruising the neighborhood schools and playgrounds with your "Pedo Specs" saves time and effort.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (dIske)

    177 The bike video . . . I can't imagine doing that willingly or sober.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:41 PM (wzUl9)
    ----
    If you assume that the guy walked the course, worked out angles, maybe even previewed portions of it before his run, and of course that this is his job, it's not as crazy as it seems.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (ZOv7s)

    178 There’s a HUUUUUGE difference between the risks that explorers took, sailing into the unknown, space exploration, deep sea exploration…. And dipshit single track peak riding jumping and bullshit. Those bike riders aren’t exploring. They’re adrenaline junkies seeking approval from the internet.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (yEz+x)

    179 Raygun should also be featured at the special Olympics. Her confidence and commitment are inspiring.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (5C90x)

    180 A. H. Lloyd, I would like to communicate with you personally.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)
    ---
    If you go to ahlloyd.com, and hit the "about" tab, my email contact is listed. Happy to talk with you.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:48 PM (ZOv7s)

    181 162 A prayer for immediate and complete healing for Neria Dov ben Chana the son of Israel's ambassador to the U.S. in critical condition after being shot by an Arab.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    Absolutely.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:48 PM (yEz+x)

    182 >>They’re adrenaline junkies seeking approval from the internet.

    Not really. It's what males have always done to one degree or another.

    Testosterone, aka the Hold My Beer hormone, is the reason men do crazier shit than women. It's in our DNA.

    Aggression, dominance, Hey watch this, all of it. Same throughout the animal kingdom. Human males might invented crazy new ways to let it play out, opposable thumbs, but it's the same source.

    We aren't bad, we were just drawn this way.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (viF8m)

    183 Bronco Billy is on the Outlaw channel. Seems at least once a week.

    It's like Beastmaster on TBS back in the day.
    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026


    ***
    Outlaw is listed for me locally on the OnTVTonight website, but my TV says "Channel Not Found." I recall when I first heard about it a couple of years ago, I could tune it in, but it was never a steady image and kept breaking up. Now, even after recent rescans, it's not there at all.

    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)

    184 Googled rather than grokked, I'm so old fashioned.
    And GS, the largest Sequoia, has over twice the volume of the largest Redwood. Fat boys, they are.

    Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (sl73Y)

    185 Or worse:

    They will be called "Pedo Specs". Because two knuckleheads at Havard (AnhPhu Nguyen and Caine Ardayfio) have integrated facial recognition and AI into Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses to identify strangers in real time. Large language models parse the data to pull names, occupations, phone numbers, and home addresses, sending the profile to the user's phone in seconds. So, cruising the neighborhood schools and playgrounds with your "Pedo Specs" saves time and effort.
    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (dIske)
    ---
    But do they convey immunity from tire-iron wielding fathers? Because that is the important point.

    (Obligatory Insomniac reference)

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

    186 There’s a HUUUUUGE difference between the risks that explorers took, sailing into the unknown, space exploration, deep sea exploration…. And dipshit single track peak riding jumping and bullshit. Those bike riders aren’t exploring. They’re adrenaline junkies seeking approval from the internet.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:46 PM (yEz+x)

    True, dat. They were properly prepared, and did what they could to mitigate the risks as they knew them. Leastwise, the ones that survived. Me, not so much.

    Posted by: zombie Stockton Rush at September 23, 2026 09:51 PM (oTHyh)

    187 Ace and all of you...read this about the lesbian mask bar by the NY Post. Hilarious.

    I would pay to see the 3.5hr meeting!!! It's as bad as the CHAZ election of officers!

    https://tinyurl.com/572n3bkt

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 09:52 PM (hzuYO)

    188 172 A. H. Lloyd, I would like to communicate with you personally.
    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

    ---------

    ITS A TRAP!

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 09:52 PM (wpRMV)

    189 180 Thanks!

    Posted by: Bulg at September 23, 2026 09:52 PM (77rzZ)

    190 We aren't bad, we were just drawn this way.
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (viF8m)
    ---
    I'm all about men doing stupid things to prove masculinity, but it is also true that they script things to achieve social status.

    I think that is why college sports are so fascinating because whether or not they are paid, this are young men who are out there having what may be their one moment of glory, and we deeply respect that.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)

    191 We aren't bad, we were just drawn this way.
    Posted by: JackStraw


    You’re dumbasses.
    But we still stand by you and love you.

    My boys are dumbasses sometimes. It’s fine. Until it isn’t.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 09:56 PM (yEz+x)

    192 ---
    But do they convey immunity from tire-iron wielding fathers? Because that is the important point.

    (Obligatory Insomniac reference)
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (ZOv7s)

    Object identified: Dirt being shoveled onto your face

    Posted by: Smart Glasses at September 23, 2026 09:56 PM (r7+Q7)

    193 Object identified: Dirt being shoveled onto your face
    Posted by: Smart Glasses at September 23, 2026 09:56 PM (r7+Q7)
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    TIRE IRON ACTIVATED. MAXIMUM EFFECT.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)

    194 Ray gun is a national treasure. Good thing it's not MY nation though

    Posted by: 496 at September 23, 2026 09:58 PM (fh6Zf)

    195 Outlaw is listed for me locally on the OnTVTonight website, but my TV says "Channel Not Found." I recall when I first heard about it a couple of years ago, I could tune it in, but it was never a steady image and kept breaking up. Now, even after recent rescans, it's not there at all.
    Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 23, 2026 09:50 PM (wzUl9)

    It's on air cable. I don't know who broadcasts it.

    It's a decent channel, though.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 09:58 PM (6hdc0)

    196
    Those bike riders aren’t exploring. They’re adrenaline junkies seeking approval from the internet.
    Posted by: nurse ratched

    =================

    Sometimes they help by serving as human crash-test dummies.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 09:59 PM (mmrXZ)

    197 Okay, getting late. Good night! God bless you!

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 09:59 PM (ZOv7s)

    198 >>You’re dumbasses.
    But we still stand by you and love you.

    Kind of the whole point of why men can't cut off their junk and become women and the other way around. Also why idiotic "transition" drugs of hormones are a thing. They don't work but those are the building blocks which is why they are used.

    A wild stallion and a wild mare they are completely different in behavior. All species are like this to one degree or another. You guys are the ying to our yang. And we kind of like you too.

    It's almost like our creator had a plan.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (viF8m)

    199 Shutting down the laptop, and going home. Later, Horde.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (oTHyh)

    200 I know I am going to be willowed, but the lesbian bar has a bulletin board:

    Trans Aslylum Seekers Network!

    It's a goldmine!

    I would honestly go there and infiltrate if I lived nearby. Once all of my stress is gone.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 10:01 PM (hzuYO)

    201 >>I'm all about men doing stupid things to prove masculinity, but it is also true that they script things to achieve social status.

    That would be the dominance part. You might have noticed a lot of women are attracted to guys who do crazy shit.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 10:02 PM (viF8m)

    202 Meta Goggles?

    Neal Stephenson called it in the '90s. Gargoyles.

    Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2026 10:10 PM (2GVsD)

    203 U+1F4A3

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:41 PM (Pee1E)

    204 💣

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 10:42 PM (Pee1E)

    205 106 I am in Chat Hell with Starlink customer service, trying to get my unit activated.
    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 08:45 PM

    ------

    I'm really surprised at the problems with customer service. It's not like they're some underfunded startup. Sheesh! Good luck.

    Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 24, 2026 02:25 AM (RYmEM)

    Quick Hits

    These are reportedly the founders of The Last Ditch lesbian/covid panic bar. And yes, this is real. Reportedly. I didn't take the picture myself so I can't be 100% certain.

    yikesonbikes.jpg

    Yikes on bikes! These are Suburu Service Center 1's.

    I don't even know if they deserve a 1-10 rating. What rating would I give to a bushbaby? Or a lawn rake?

    But apparently this is what the one on the left looked like in the 2000s. Leftism is progressive mental and physical disease.


    Is this Pride-colored UFO over Iran some kind of previously-unknown B-1B variant? The Gay Lancer?

    Marco Rubio remains tight-lipped.

    The feds are cracking down on that thing that never happens.

    Feds arrest, indict hundreds in Trump voter fraud crackdown: 'Catching it all over the country'

    The Justice Department says its crackdown on noncitizen voting and election fraud has already produced more than 200 arrests and indictments, with that number possibly doubling soon and state election officials themselves now facing potential charges for looking the other way.


    Since the Trump Justice Department warned state and local election officials that they could be charged with allowing fraudulent voting activities, more than 200 arrests and indictments have been secured in a crackdown on election fraud and noncitizen voting, and that number could double soon, a top official revealed to Just the News.

    "I think there are a lot of nervous election officials because I think some of them know that they've been looking the other way when this is happening, and we're catching it all over the country," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon said Monday night in an interview on the Just the News, No Noise television show.

    Dhillon also hinted at further developments in the coming weeks, suggesting her department has developed evidence calling into question New Jersey's claim that a computer glitch allowed thousands of foreigners to register to vote in that state and about 400 to actually cast ballots in violation of law.

    "I'm not sure we have the correct numbers from New Jersey. They're not really cooperating with us, and so we will get to the bottom of what happened there. And you know, New Jersey tried to blame a vendor for a mistake or a glitch, quote unquote. But you know, I think there'll be another side to that story," she said.

    The software vendor Dhillon referred to is IDEMIA, which told Just the News in July that it was the responsibility of New Jersey officials to verify voter registration.

    ...

    Dhillon further stated that in the past several weeks, her office has indicted or convicted 67 individuals for election-related crimes, while the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has made more than 160 arrests.

    ...

    Left-wing organizations, including the Brookings Institution, the Brennan Center for Justice, and the American Immigration Council, among others, have all claimed that noncitizen voting is either not happening or is incredibly rare.

    Recent data suggests otherwise.

    Over the weekend, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin told Fox News that his agency is investigating 1,620 cases of voter fraud involving noncitizens and has made 151 arrests. He said his department is also looking into an additional 300,000 cases based on states' voter rolls.

    "We're scrubbing them. We're comparing them to those that are in the country illegally, those that are legal permanent residents and those that are citizens" Mullin told Fox News contributor and former White House spokeswoman Kayleigh McEnany.

    Much more at the link.

    I shan't believe it. All I know is that America has the most secure elections in history, at least when Democrats win. When they don't win, Jake Tapper writes books titled: Down & Dirty: The Stealing of the Presidency.

    And I know nothing about Swedish election procedures, but I know it must be the case that this is the Most Secure Election in History because someone from the Global South/Red-Green Alliance won.

    PeterSweden
    @PeterSweden7


    Swedish election update.

    There's now the possibility of a NEW ELECTION in the affected area after authorities are investigating possible ELECTION FRAUD.

    A man from Somalia who got Swedish citizenship 7 months ago was elected to parliament for the Left.

    It's reported that people were given money and pre filled ballots and were driven to voting location.

    The constituency of Dalarna could see a rerun of the election take place with around 223,000 eligible voters.

    Investigators are looking into John Brennan's role in the RussiaGate foreign op against the president.



    With the confirmation that former CIA Director John Brennan received a subpoena to testify in the ongoing "grand conspiracy" weaponization probe based in Florida, prosecutors appear to be zeroing in on how the ex-spy was at the beginning, middle, and aftermath of the Trump-Russia collusion narrative.

    ...

    According to the filing, government prosecutor Kurt Olsen told Brennan's counsel the probe is "far-reaching" and includes "issues at Mar-a-Lago and beyond." It is aimed at assessing whether Trump's civil rights were violated. The prosecutor reportedly told Brennan's lawyer he was also the "subject" of a separate investigation for alleged false statements to Congress.

    ...

    Brennan's fingerprints were on the opening of the federal probe that became the Crossfire Hurricane investigation into Trump and his campaign. Brennan previously testified to Congress in 2017 that the U.S. Intelligence Community had gathered evidence of contacts between the Trump campaign and the Russian government by July 2016 to initiate an investigation. It was at that point, he told lawmakers, that the CIA set up a special group with both the FBI and the NSA to probe alleged Russian efforts to interfere in the 2016 election.

    ...

    What Brennan did not tell congressional investigators at the time was that he was personally made aware of intelligence that same month that then-Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton personally approved a project to gin up a bogus Russia scandal against her GOP opponent, according to Special Counsel John Durham. Durham had probed the handling of the Trump-Russia investigation. Brennan even briefed President Barack Obama and senior administration officials on Clinton's plan, but, not only did Obama's team fail to stop it, it allowed the FBI to push the investigation into the same allegations raised by the campaign, Durham noted.

    Durham ultimately concluded in his final report that the FBI had no verified intelligence or evidence when it opened the Crossfire Hurricane probe of President Donald Trump's campaign in the summer of 2016. Durham also found the FBI and Justice Department failed to follow their own standards and allowed the probe to persist with a questionable basis under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

    More at that link, too.


    Oh no, Converse and Nike have lost a celebrated athlete and major consumer of sportswear with their not-racist-at-all Korean pop star ad.

    Another one of those Doctor/Engineer/Space Biologists that western civilization will just collapse without.

    James Talarico's pastor says, on Easter of all days, that Jesus did not literally come back from the dead, which essentially nullifies all of Christianity. Except for the part about having to accept unlimited immigration because Joseph and Mary were Illegal Immigrants, didn't you know that, Bigot?



    Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




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    1 Yep

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (iulL+)

    2 She has a fuller mustache than Hasan.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

    3 I nood'd

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uipH1)

    4 Arrrgg...My eyes!

    Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2026 06:34 PM (VMFAF)

    5 A man from Somalia who got Swedish citizenship 7 months ago was elected to parliament for the Left.
    ----
    That's a pretty good grift if you can get citizenship and then be elected to high government office almost immediately.

    How many times has that happened in THIS country?

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (FZ29D)

    6 It's Aunt Bunny!

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (uipH1)

    7 Why do these people at Talarico's church even call themselves a church? . They don't believe in God the Father. They don't believe in the literal resurrection of Jesus. You apparently can be an atheist to join as long as you love humanity and nature.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (JrHfD)

    8 Except for the part about having to accept unlimited immigration because Joseph and Mary were Illegal Immigrants, didn't you know that, Bigot?


    Illegal immigrants? Bullshit. They were Roman subjects and paid their taxes to Rome.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (I43vL)

    9 How many people died insisting to their very last moment that Jesus came back? Why would they do that if it wasn't true? I'm not really religious in the practicing sense but something happened back then.

    Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (SwyyQ)

    10 that story is just .. it's amazing

    it's lore

    aliens are going to read that thing and destroy us out of sympathy

    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (j+aD2)

    11 All publicity is great!

    *looks at content*

    Errrrr....

    Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (9ArQp)

    12 Yes, I remember a reporter asking what the vehicle markings we used to identify them as friendly to our air force in the 1990 war looked like in a press conference.

    Traitors all.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (uhVAy)

    13 You're just fucking with us, aren't you Ace.

    Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (X5Jzz)

    14 btw free way to read the lesbian bar story:

    https://archive.ph/IWYc8

    I do recommend it is AMAZING

    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (j+aD2)

    15 So tired of people claiming to be Christian and not believing anything written in God's Word. They wouldn't have any "platform" were they to leave.

    Same is true of half-assed Catholics, who are into abortion rights, or want homosexual marriages blessed. If they actually left the Church because they are no longer Catholic, then they wouldn't have a platform to rage from.

    The all need to believe in their own convictions and fuck right off to fuck off mountain.

    Or learn humility and discover that maybe, just maybe, Jesus wasn't kidding.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (vSaT+)

    16 Jonathan Richman is NOT dancing in that "bar"

    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (j+aD2)

    17 "I think there are a lot of nervous election officials because I think some of them know that they've been looking the other way when this is happening, and we're catching it all over the country," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon said
    =====

    Ditch-digging will relieve their anxiety.

    Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

    18 /huge sock off

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

    19 It's just the MSG.

    @Michael7ucci
    Norwegian researchers locked a Chinese EV in an underground mine. It kept calling China.

    90% of its encrypted data transmissions went to servers in China, violating EU privacy safeguards.

    Assume this is all CCP EVs. We must keep them out of America.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (HeG1i)

    20 10 that story is just .. it's amazing

    it's lore

    aliens are going to read that thing and destroy us out of sympathy

    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (j+aD2)


    Either that, or jump back into their space ships and GTFO ASAP, before they get infected by whatever we have.

    Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (X5Jzz)

    21 James Talarico's pastor says, on Easter of all days, that Jesus did not literally come back from the dead, which essentially nullifies all of Christianity. Except for the part about having to accept unlimited immigration because Joseph and Mary were Illegal Immigrants, didn't you know that, Bigot?
    ----
    Four-and-a-half minutes of pure, unadulterated 100% blasphemy and heresy.

    He's no Christian.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (FZ29D)

    22 The bar is so in debt that the owner is sleeping in her truck and people are accusing her of “pushing people out of spaces” by making masks optional in a town that hasn’t had a covid case in two months.

    I'm a lesbian and this is not just a thing in this community. It's a thing in our community at large. The annual Boston Dyke March still requires masking, even though it's held entirely outdoors. I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community. I don't see emphasis being put on other methods of infection control.

    It seems to be driven by an effort to be accepting of everyone, but over time it warps to exclude people who don’t have the exact preferred ideology.

    "by the time of Last Ditch’s monthly community meeting on September 11, only one of the original founders, Matellian, is still involved. The two others stepped back from the daily operation months before, Matellian says, citing various pressures and health issues. One had enrolled in clown school."

    This could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)

    23 I will never listen to anything coming out of the mouth of a muslim unless he's counting my change from the cash register.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:42 PM (5C90x)

    24 LOL the top photo! No wonder they wear masks!!! Is the darkly bearded thing a female? Have mercy!

    The little red Hitler moustache leader cracks me up. Chaz could teach them a thing or two about facial hair growing.

    Wear masks or don't. Who cares? I read their little rainbow note of one day that masks are optional and it was addressed to "divas." Right, right, right.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:43 PM (hzuYO)

    25 Glad they ate Lesbians because I would pity any guy who was with them

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

    26 Spot-on, Ace!

    1 - 10 ratings only apply within our species.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (VyBeY)

    27 I've seen England and I've seen Spain
    They're spectacular - but so's Maine

    Posted by: Jonathan Richman at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (U/Byj)

    28 Assume this is all CCP EVs. We must keep them out of America.
    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (HeG1i)

    hell our EVs burst into flame way too often. Hate to see what a TEMO EV does.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)

    29 I can't tell whether the woman on the far left has some kind of whiskers or whether that's just weird shadows on the photo. If it's just weird shadows she's the most normal looking, but I can understand why they might want to wear masks so as.to not show their faces, although apparently the hoopla was all about Covid masking nonsense, yes?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (JrHfD)

    30 No! aye Caramba...

    No ze Gay Lancer... it's Zorro, ze Gay Blade!

    Posted by: George Hamilton at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)

    31 who?

    Kara Swisher has reached a breaking point with one of the biggest media deals of the year.

    The Bay Area tech journalist and podcaster says she plans to leave CNN rather than work under David Ellison once the merger between Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery is complete.

    Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (CWTWj)

    32 Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”
    ___________

    This was dumb. His only hope for 28 is to position himself as a "sane" alternative to the DSA wing.

    Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (XvL8K)

    33 25 Glad they ate Lesbians because I would pity any guy who was with them
    Posted by: Skip

    You know who else would eat lesbians?

    Posted by: Cannibal Killer Sunny Hostin refused to convict at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (UirZC)

    34 The bar is so in debt that the owner is sleeping in her truck and people are accusing her of “pushing people out of spaces” by making masks optional in a town that hasn’t had a covid case in two months.

    ----------------------------------------------

    Nice story bro. Why not sleep in the bar in a back room?

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

    35 Her is a weirdo. From Alpha News:
    ------------------------

    BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
    The lawsuit alleges Her twice touched Chief Axel Henry's upper thigh, referred to herself as a "MILF," made sexually suggestive remarks and created altered photos depicting police officials shirtless with "prominent bulges" in their crotch areas.

    Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

    36 I wonder why the lesbos call their bar, "The Last Ditch" vs "The Last Bitch?"

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hzuYO)

    37 "his could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC) "

    a redditor making sense? what strange timeline is this?

    *looks around nervously to see if dogs and cats are living together*

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (VyBeY)

    38 Remember most of the medical community and the entirety of the "health" establishment, local state and federal, exhibited no more intelligence or competence or integrity than the idiot bar people here*.

    * a few notable exceptions, but still

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (U/Byj)

    39 Kara Swisher has reached a breaking point with one of the biggest media deals of the year.

    The Bay Area tech journalist and podcaster says she plans to leave CNN rather than work under David Ellison once the merger between Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery is complete.
    Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (CWTWj)

    Bet she takes the severance package.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)

    40 But apparently this is what the one on the left looked like in the 2000s.


    Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.


    Link goes to this, Ace.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (sAmhv)

    41 https://archive.ph/IWYc8

    I do recommend it is AMAZING
    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (j+aD2)
    =====

    Any chance these girls ride Harleys?

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

    42 Well, the top photo does explain why they all wanted to wear masks for eternity.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

    43 26 Spot-on, Ace!

    1 - 10 ratings only apply within our species.
    Posted by: sock_rat_eez

    Maybe that's what "non-binary" means? They're so hideous they don't warrant consideration on the 0-1 would/wouldn't bang binary scale?

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (UirZC)

    44 Four-and-a-half minutes of pure, unadulterated 100% blasphemy and heresy.

    He's no Christian.
    -----

    I don't think "he" is a he either.

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

    45 Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”

    --

    Except for the young women who have to put up with weenies in locker rooms, and the trannies who are stealing their sports.

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)

    46 Quick hits indeed. Two top IRGC commanders killed by the good guys today.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)

    47 That thing over Tehran...I'd wager that the Iranians put it up...and it's not an aircraft. It's not a drone. It's an LED Kite.

    It could have a number of purposes....such as air defense testing by tracking capabilities, reaction times, and sensitivity of their own local air defense systems without risking expensive assets. It could be an overt attempt to keep potential coup leaders wary by implying a watchful presence. It was right over Tehran. Likely not a US asset.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (dIske)

    48 Anyone serving as police chief, or joining the force, in Mpls/St Paul area reminds me of the "hikers" going to Afghanistan in the 90s. Darwin Award candidates.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U/Byj)

    49 This could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)


    That right there is funny, I don't care who you are !

    Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (X5Jzz)

    50 Any chance these girls ride Harleys?
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    Subaru has never manufactured or sold production motorcycles. The company has not entered the two-wheeled market, and any references to a "Subaru motorcycle" are either custom builds, concept designs, or outdated rumors.

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (UirZC)

    51 Quick hits indeed. Two top IRGC commanders killed by the good guys today.
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)

    We need to find out what the next rank down is in the IRGC, they are probably out of commanders.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (uhVAy)

    52 >>>>>>>>>Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”
    ************
    No. Some need to be thrown under the bus and then backed over to be sure.

    Posted by: Cosda at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (uDR/b)

    53 >>I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community.

    I'm not.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)

    54 You missed the time Magazine 1974 article about the coming Ice Age...

    But apparently then Total Doom was not worth a cover.

    Posted by: George Hamilton at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (mP0Kj)

    55 This could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)

    That right there is funny, I don't care who you are !

    Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (X5Jzz)

    I'm convinced there is a few right wing ringers in there with them.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)

    56 I'm a lesbian and this is not just a thing in this community. It's a thing in our community at large. The annual Boston Dyke March still requires masking, even though it's held entirely outdoors. I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community. I don't see emphasis being put on other methods of infection control.
    =====

    I'd estimate 10% on the bus wearing masks.
    50% of dykes and queers
    75% of Chinese elders

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (RIvkX)

    57 Figures it was a tranny trashing the women.

    Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (GbONR)

    58 53 >>I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community.

    I'm not.
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)

    Yeah, have you seen what they look like with NO Mask?

    Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (mP0Kj)

    59 See, its Cultural Marxists pushing Trannies

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

    60 The lawsuit alleges Her twice touched Chief Axel Henry's upper thigh, referred to herself as a "MILF," made sexually suggestive remarks and created altered photos depicting police officials shirtless with "prominent bulges" in their crotch areas.

    Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

    She seems fun.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

    61 I only go into the last ditch because they have cheap beer.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (5C90x)

    62 Quick hits indeed. Two top IRGC commanders killed by the good guys today.
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)
    ====

    *clinks champagne flutes*

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

    63 Someone needs to infiltrate the Last Ditch to see what goes on in there. Everyone welcome it says! Unless homophobic or racist and I forget what else.

    I could fake it for 30min and check it out with a mask, but I don't live, thankfully, in Western MA.

    Plus they'd hit on me and run me off with the icks.

    I was hit on once in college by a normal looking lesbian and didn't know til my then bf/husband told me. I thought she was normal (and I'd had a few beers). I still got it.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)

    64 >>Yeah, have you seen what they look like with NO Mask?

    Might I suggest bags?

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)

    65 Halfhand, as a follow up:

    Previous el niños like this in western Oregon were "lots of snow with risks of mid-winter Chinooks to melt the accumulated snow" but not so many 17F nights. We might get an ice storm or two also.
    Get that extra cord of firewood and make sure you can switch to batteries or propane for a couple of days.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (rbvCR)

    66 "Last Ditch" because nobody else will go out with them?

    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (qBdHI)

    67 39 Bet she takes the severance package.

    you know who else took a package in severance?

    Posted by: lorena bobbit at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (v3pYe)

    68 45 Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”


    Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)

    ________________________

    Getting on record to stir the base. A few years from now when he is the Democrat nominee for President in 2028 he's deny saying any such thing.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dIske)

    69 The only one of the lesbos that looks f'able is this one:
    https://x.n0g.xyz/pic/orig/media%2FHS6igxTWgAACl14.jpg

    And she is pretty cute. Even has a man in her pic, so she was at least trying to be normal at one point.

    What a waste.

    Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (8mulE)

    70 BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
    Posted by: beckster


    This pronoun thing is getting outta control.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (HeG1i)

    71 The lawsuit alleges Her twice touched Chief Axel Henry's upper thigh, referred to herself as a "MILF," made sexually suggestive remarks and created altered photos depicting police officials shirtless with "prominent bulges" in their crotch areas.

    Posted by: beckster

    "I bet your wife doesn’t have these cannons"?

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (UirZC)

    72 The oil spills caused by Iran are washing up to shore and killing off their shrimp industry.

    * toasts San Franpsycho*

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (UdrMW)

    73 68 Getting on record to stir the base. A few years from now when he is the Democrat nominee for President in 2028 he's deny saying any such thing.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dIske)

    ========

    A boring white dude with no national profile becoming the Dem nominee in 2028?

    Hilarious.

    Do you do standup?

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (38W+X)

    74 BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
    Posted by: beckster

    This pronoun thing is getting outta control.
    ----

    *golf clap*

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

    75 I wonder what the house drink is called.

    I am having massive stress for my dude's ortho appt tomorrow.

    Drinks would make it worse so not going that route.

    I used to joke that I had him tied up in the basement and if he has surgery he won't be tied up but would probably be in the basement apt. Golly. I should stop joking for the rest of my life.

    He's fine, my King of Incidental Findings. I'm convinced the head ortho doc wants him as a case study for residents. I'm going to crack up soon, not that anyone could tell the difference.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)

    76 top pic, one in the middle: mustache or nose hairs?

    Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (CWTWj)

    77 For the most part, Lesbians are just ugly women who want to be loved and can’t get a man. They are ugly on the inside and out. Most men are repelled by that.

    Sorry, not sorry.

    Posted by: Czech Chick at September 23, 2026 06:57 PM (rg/w7)

    78 A boring white dude with no national profile becoming the Dem nominee in 2028?

    A white Obama. Makes more sense than Biden.

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UirZC)

    79 I'd call that 'The Three Baggers* bar.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UdrMW)

    80 wants him as a case study for residents. I'm going to crack up soon, not that anyone could tell the difference.
    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

    This is most certainly true.

    Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (Fn+3X)

    81 78 A boring white dude with no national profile becoming the Dem nominee in 2028?

    A white Obama. Makes more sense than Biden.

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UirZC)

    =======

    Biden was Obama's VP. Biden made a whole lot more sense than Beshear does now.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (38W+X)

    82 Every time I see the guy?thing on the right I want to laugh. The glasses. The DYI bangs. The beard.

    I'll bet her nickname is Flea or something like that.

    Honcho Villa.



    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (hzuYO)

    83 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)

    I'm sorry. I missed what is going on with your husband.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD)

    84 76 top pic, one in the middle: mustache or nose hairs?
    Posted by: gnats local 678
    ****

    I know it's the horde mind in action.... but, damn son, you went there.

    Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (dyStT)

    85 Her is definitely not a MILF.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (KC5Lt)

    86 Jesus didn't really come back. That was just a lie by the Jews. Wait a minute.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

    87 How are we going to win a war when we have Generals who used a comma instead of a semicolon in a report they wrote as a Major?????

    Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 07:03 PM (47/pr)

    88 87 How are we going to win a war when we have Generals who used a comma instead of a semicolon in a report they wrote as a Major?????

    Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 07:03 PM (47/pr)

    =======

    "War?"
    -Canadian military

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (38W+X)

    89
    I'm sorry. I missed what is going on with your husband.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD)
    **********
    Nothing major I don't think. A torn muscle in his hip. AI says he's old and other muscles are supporting or something. No limp or pain. Found looking for something else.

    I just freak out at the unknown and it's taken almost a month as the King of Ortho was out of town. I chose him as he's the best. He normally only sees patients up to 50yrs an professional athletes.

    We have no idea why my dude was not booted off to a lesser man or sports medicine.

    IF he has surgery, based on AI, he would be on crutches for 6wks. We have lots of stairs, which is why I have chosen the basement for him.

    It is not a big deal, I just don't deal well with waiting or the unknown.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)

    90 The annual Boston Dyke March still requires masking, even though it's held entirely outdoors. I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community. I don't see emphasis being put on other methods of infection control.

    It seems to be driven by an effort to be accepting of everyone, but over time it warps to exclude people who don’t have the exact preferred ideology.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


    Hey looks like some outside information is slowly percolating in!

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc)

    91 Might I suggest bags?
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)

    I don't see any shortage of those.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

    92 Oh, and Fen, my 95yr old mother is having issues in another state. Therefore I will soon break out in hives and join the lesbians.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

    93
    For the most part, Lesbians are just ugly women who want to be loved and can’t get a man. They are ugly on the inside and out. Most men are repelled by that.

    _________

    We know one who has handled our dogs when HM is in the Midwest. Nice lady and quite attractive.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (eRlcH)

    94 The lesbians really look like they have business acumen

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (I6R/i)

    95 So the whole lesbian trapped in a man's body thing is no longer a laugh

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

    96 @Ace: "But apparently this is what the one on the left looked like in the 2000s." { Link goes to dead post on X }

    Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (O7YUW)

    97 >>>These are reportedly the founders of The Last Ditch lesbian/covid panic bar. And yes, this is real. Reportedly. I didn't take the picture myself so I can't be 100% certain.

    If it is real, it looks like a joke. Like it was Halloween or they lost a bet or something.

    Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (8mulE)

    98
    Yep!

    Jack Mac

    @JackMac
    ·
    1h
    The Lesbian bar in Western Mass causing a queer civil war thanks to lifting their mask mandates in 2026 is the story of the year.

    You could sit down 10 of the best comedians and not come up with what this article gave us.

    Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (kX27y)

    99 I will say a prayer ChristyB. You will get through.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

    100 94 The lesbians really look like they have business acumen

    ahem! acuwomyn.

    Posted by: chamber of lesbian commerce at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

    101 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

    I'm sorry. I will pray that rough places are made smooth for both your husband and mother.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD)

    102 76 top pic, one in the middle: mustache or nose hairs?
    Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (CW
    **********
    I think she/he/it kept shaving those little patches for years to grow a sexy Hitler moustache. Otherwise no clue.

    I don't think nose hairs...or that could be the huge reason for masks. Let us hope there is no septum ring.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (hzuYO)

    103 The Lesbian bar in Western Mass causing a queer civil war thanks to lifting their mask mandates in 2026 is the story of the year.

    Begun, the Crone Wars have.

    Posted by: Based Yoda at September 23, 2026 07:09 PM (UirZC)

    104
    I understand the rate of domestic violence among lesbians is really something. I guess any study will never be allowed to see the light of day.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:09 PM (eRlcH)

    105 I understand the rate of domestic violence among lesbians is really something. I guess any study will never be allowed to see the light of day.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


    How do you think U-Haul stays in business?

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (HeG1i)

    106 ***state election officials themselves now facing potential charges for looking the other way
    ----

    JAIL THEM
    let them spend the night in the tank - minimum - even if an innocent one is caught up in the sweep he will, in the future, not want a cheater next to him.

    The cheating won't stop until the one's running the show face punition.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (AJWch)

    107 I'm sorry. I will pray that rough places are made smooth for both your husband and mother.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD

    *********
    Thank you. I am just being a nitwit as after a month of waiting I get loco.

    Mother's stuff started this week and my brother is there. She's ok (I think). Back stuff at 95yrs old and she may be not so independent in the future. It's only a matter of time. I don't multi stress well anymore.

    I'm praying a lot that this will pass and I can go back to regularly scheduled insanity.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:11 PM (hzuYO)

    108 How do you think U-Haul stays in business?
    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (HeG1i)
    ----
    Price gouging people who are fleeing Dem hellhole cities?

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (FZ29D)

    109 Nice lumberjack shirt. I think I saw one like it at Frederick's of Hollywood.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (guGkK)

    110
    BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
    Posted by: beckster

    This pronoun thing is getting outta control.
    ----


    Her's on first?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

    111
    JAIL THEM

    _________

    Prison bitches! Oh, we're not talking about lesbians?

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

    112 Something interesting just came out of the oven...bbl

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

    113 Man. The more I see of Sydney Sweeney, the more I like her.

    Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2026 07:14 PM (2L+MU)

    114 Is it true that Brennen is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood?

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 07:14 PM (AJWch)

    115 Before I go, I'd like to share this story ( From "Sunny Skyz" ) about an animal rescue in MS which has a boot camp for orphaned baby raccoons. Hope you have a peaceful night, all:

    https://tinyurl.com/msww2ctf




    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:15 PM (JrHfD)

    116 Cream cheese chocolate chip cookies.

    Like a mini cheesecake.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

    117 I see somebody shops at Big, Tall and Butch.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (guGkK)

    118 thanks, you too FS!

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (VyBeY)

    119 112 Something interesting just came out of the oven...bbl
    Posted by: San Franpsycho

    Too soon!!!

    Posted by: Mariah Thomas (put 1 month child in oven) at September 23, 2026 07:17 PM (UirZC)

    120 >>>I didn't take the picture myself so I can't be 100% certain.

    >Ace doesn't take his phone when he's noodling.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (5C90x)

    121 99 I will say a prayer ChristyB. You will get through.
    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)
    *********

    Thank you. This is NOTHING except I don't handle stress well anymore.

    In the past when stuff was every really, really bad I do well. Someone could bleed in front of me and I'm still calm. But make me wait and I become a loon.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)

    122 113 Man. The more I see of Sydney Sweeney, the more I like her.
    Posted by: Paco

    Well, you can see just about all of her in her new ads!

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (UirZC)

    123
    How does one mistake the oven for a crib.

    She had to be on drugs.

    Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (/QHx4)

    124 Is that a lesbian or Oliver Hardy in a wig?

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)

    125 Cream cheese chocolate chip cookies.

    Like a mini cheesecake.
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)
    ---
    Even from where I'm sitting 2000 miles away, they smell divine.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)

    126 But make me wait and I become a loon.
    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)

    Waiting sucks but for me uncertainty is worse. If or once you know he's having it you can prepare.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)

    127 Is that a lesbian or Oliver Hardy in a wig?
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)

    Yes.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:21 PM (vE0+H)

    128 ChristyBlinky a prayer for his complete and speedy recovery

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:21 PM (RIvkX)

    129 Somalians committing voter fraud in land populated by Nordics? I shan’t believe it.

    Whats next Stockholm Learing Centers?

    Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (jmRo5)

    130 ..., How is Brit Lass doing?

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (DPPrP)

    131 ""Yikes on bikes! These are Suburu Service Center 1's.""


    Ghastly, just fucking ghastly.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (S41Gd)

    132 "Somalians committing voter fraud in land populated by Nordics"

    just like minnesota

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)

    133 @128...thank you.

    He "should" be limping weirdly or having pain based on the tear and retraction. He's doing neither, which is why I think he will be a case study.

    I do hope no surgery and brand new pain for him (he has back pain due to long distance running and arthritis from his parents).

    I will be a good nursie for him altho I hated ortho in school. Let's hope it does not come to surgery, and if it does he says it will have to be compelling before he will agree to it.

    Maybe there's magic that AI doesn't cover. He'd go for stem cell injections or PRP out of pocket. No problem for those.

    I'd go for a strong gin martini right now but will wait til Friday.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:25 PM (hzuYO)

    134 How does one mistake the oven for a crib.

    She had to be on drugs.


    Or trying to climb aboard the Linsey Clancy popularity train. I mean, even if the crib is large and white, it doesn't have dials and switches.

    Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vTZFs)

    135 I don't think a lesbian civil war would be that pleasant. Friends who are cops or prison guards tell me there is nothing worse than lesbians fighting.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 07:26 PM (I6R/i)

    136 Cheesecake cookies seem like they should have been a thing decades ago.

    Now I want one (dozen).

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

    137 Oh jeez, this is getting really stupid. From the CA Post:

    A board member of a gay media empire was seemingly pushed out his role after an employee uproar over his expression of support for President Donald Trump on social media.

    Jay Katari resigned from the board of equalpride, a parent company that owns prominent LGBTQ magazines and outlets such as The Advocate, Out, and Them after journalist Kevin Ortega-Rojas dug up a photo of the Utah-based businessman sporting a read hat reading “Trump” and “Keep America Great.”

    Katari was tapped as a “Strategic Advisor, Growth & Innovation” just two weeks earlier, according to The Advocate, one of equalpride’s magazines — but his name has since been scrubbed from the LGBTQ-focused media firm’s website.

    Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (kX27y)

    138 The moustachioed redhead is starting to morph into Bret Baier so I guess I need to make dinner.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

    139 Why do these people at Talarico's church even call themselves a church? . They don't believe in God the Father. They don't believe in the literal resurrection of Jesus. You apparently can be an atheist to join as long as you love humanity and nature.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (JrHfD)

    Because it's the Church of What's Happening Now, just like the United Church of Canada (spit).

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (oTHyh)

    140 114 Is it true that Brennen is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood?

    Posted by: Braenyard



    The traitor John Brennen is a traitor who deserves a traitors fate. He's a communist. Probably a muslim brotherhood fan boy too. Could be a convert. He's definitely a communist and a traitor.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (sAmhv)

    141 Or trying to climb aboard the Linsey Clancy popularity train. I mean, even if the crib is large and white, it doesn't have dials and switches.
    Posted by: Oddbob

    Of course it did! It had a busy box mounted on it!
    https://tinyurl.com/56r2tps6

    I'm suing Fischer-Price for failing to warn me of the dangers their product created!!!

    Posted by: Mariah Thomas (put 1 month child in oven) at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (UirZC)

    142 Right in my neck of the woods:

    In a press release, the FAA stated: "A MK-58 Hawker Hunter crashed into the Pacific Ocean near San Luis Obispo, California, around 6:50 p.m. local time on Tuesday, Sept. 22, after the pilot reported an engine issue. Only the pilot was on board. The FAA will investigate."

    Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:32 PM (kX27y)

    143 Nood Cafe!

    Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

    144 ..., How is Brit Lass doing?
    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (DPPrP)

    Hiya BH don't know if this will make the thread before it ends but thanks for checking in it's appreciated.

    We're waiting for an MRI to see if it's mild or something much more serious. At a minimum she needs minor surgery. And yes the wait is killing me. But she's a tough bitch so she's doing ok. But I know her and so I know she needs me just the same.

    Tearing hair out but whatever. We'll get there.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:35 PM (vE0+H)

    145 Being bi or lesbian here in Seattle is part of living here if you’re a 20 something girl. And they’re not all fat and ugly.

    A lot of these girls say they’re lesbians just because they kissed another girl at a party. And it’s their badge of progressive values which are manditory here.

    Many of them will settle down with a guy by the time they’re 30.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:36 PM (W2Pud)

    146 @140-
    He's definitely a communist and traitor.

    So, a Democrat. It's OK, you can say it.

    Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 07:39 PM (xJpuh)

    147 Some of that vote fraud stuff hit home for me today. The Feds arrested a postal worker who, in my town, apparently just dumped 300 ballots into a dumpster rather than deliver them during the July primary earlier this year. Flat out trashed them. No one found out until some of the 300 started complaining they hadn't got their ballots and eventually someone noticed a large number of complaints from one precinct.

    The postal worker said it wasn't political, he was just lazy and he dumped that mail at the beginning of his shift. Given the laziness of government drones, it might even be true!

    Posted by: SimoHayha at September 23, 2026 07:42 PM (IeYnM)

    148
    g'early evenin', 'rons

    Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 07:49 PM (AMvSw)

    149 ‽

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2026 09:07 AM (XeU6L)

    For 20 Years, Climate Alarmists Have Been Claiming That "Global Warming" Made Hurricanes More Numerous and More Severe.
    For the First Time in Over 100 Years, We've Had a Hurricane-Free Summer.

    For the first time in more than a century, there has been not one single hurricane by September 21st.

    Chris Martz
    @ChrisMartzWX

    Sep 22

    For the first time in 112 years, there have been ZERO Atlantic hurricanes by this point in the calendar year.

    The last time this happened was in 1914, two years after the R.M.S. Titanic sank. 1914 was the year that my great-grandmother was born. It was also the year World War I broke out, and when the Panama Canal officially opened to traffic. Charlie Chaplin directed his first film, Caught in a Cabaret, that year too.

    Year-to-date accumulated cyclone energy (ACE), an integrated metric that accounts for tropical cyclone frequency, intensity, and duration, is lowest on record in the satellite era (since 1966) with 6.3 units generated. Overall since 1851, North Atlantic ACE is lowest year-to-date since 1929 (although pre-satellite era data should be taken with a grain of salt).

    To have a TOP FIVE end-of-year total overall, Atlantic ACE must remain below 18.1 units. To have a TOP FIVE satellite-era end-of-year total, ACE must remain below 34.4 units. The latter is almost certainly doable I think. A top five finish since 1851 is going to be hard to accomplish, but is possible. October will ultimately decide our ranking.

    Interestingly and perhaps unsurprisingly, of the top ten lowest year-to-date ACE totals, all were either El Niño or ENSO netural.

    You'd think the media would be talking about this, because they love stories about weather anomalies, but no, it's mostly just Fox and conservative outlets reporting the story.

    The climate mongers are of course absolutely silent about this.

    Michael Schellenberger notes that the leftist "climate scientists" have been torturing the data until it confesses what they want it to say for a long, long time.


    Michael Shellenberger
    @shellenberger

    Climate change makes hurricanes more frequent and intense, they said. But for the first time in 112 years, the Atlantic hasn't produced a single one. On storms, sea level, and droughts, manipulated models can show, under equally valid assumptions, the exact opposite trends.

    For two decades, scientists have said that human emissions have made hurricanes stronger, seas rise faster, and droughts more severe.

    "This combined PDI has nearly doubled over the past 30 yr," said the 2005 Nature paper by Kerry Emanuel of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, with PDI being his index of storm power. Warming raised the odds that a storm reached major hurricane strength by "about 8% per decade," said the 2020 paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS) by James Kossin of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). Climate change made a storm like Hurricane Melissa more frequent "by a factor of about 5," said the Nov. 6, 2025 report by World Weather Attribution (WWA).

    The seas would rise "0.5 to 1.4 meters above the 1990 level" by 2100, said the 2007 Science paper by Stefan Rahmstorf of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research.

    The atmosphere's thirst had "made droughts 40% more severe across the globe," the University of Oxford said in June 2025 of a paper in Nature, which the journal retracted on Sept. 2. "It is likely that the global proportion of major (Category 3-5) tropical cyclone occurrence has increased over the last four decades," the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) said in 2021.

    But in every case, the instruments directly measuring the phenomenon in question (storm strength, tide gauges, and rain gauges) show no trend, or no acceleration, beyond natural variability.

    Atlantic hurricane counts rose across the 20th century only because ships and satellites found storms that earlier detection methods had missed, and the recorded increases "are consistent with changes in observing practices and not likely a true climate trend," concluded the 2021 Nature Communications paper by Gabriel Vecchi of Princeton and Chris Landsea of the National Hurricane Center.

    Meanwhile, 2026 is the first year since 1914 that the Atlantic has produced six named storms and no hurricanes.

    In terms of sea level rise, "There is no evidence for an apparent acceleration in the past 100+ years that is significant either statistically, or in comparison to values associated with global warming," found a 1992 study by Bruce Douglas.

    That remains the case today. "In both datasets, approximately 95% of the suitable locations show no statistically significant acceleration of the rate of sea level rise," said an August 2025 paper by Hessel Voortman and Rob De Vos, which ran the test at 204 stations in one global network and 39 in another.

    "Meteorological droughts do not show any substantial changes at the global scale in at least the last 120 years," concluded a 2022 review by Sergio Vicente-Serrano of the Spanish National Research Council, who co-wrote the Oxford paper. "We find no significant acceleration of drought trends across ~99% of quasi-global land area under either PET type," said a September 2026 paper in Communications Earth & Environment by Jiameng Xu, Kaighin McColl of Harvard and seven co-authors, PET being the atmosphere's potential to evaporate water.

    Know-nothing Democrat propagandist Jake Tapper, as non-expert as a non-expert can be in all matters, has been pushing the climate hoax all his life.

    When I said the climate mongers were silent, I meant they weren't reporting on the first hurricane-free summer in 112 years.

    But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.

    More from Martz here, where he points out that hurricane intensity has actually been falling and hit a record low in 2021.

    Non-Scientist Bill Nye the "Science" Guy has nothing to say about this, but now becomes a History Expert, and says Drumpf is Hitler. He's pored over the data and can now confirm this.

    Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:32 PM




    Comments

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    1 Global warming has destroyed hurricanes! We must do something!

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (0U5gm)

    2 Yep

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (iulL+)

    3 "People aren't panicking! We have to do something!"

    Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (aJQbY)

    4 "97% of scientists agree that climate change is making hurricanes stronger..."

    -

    1. Since when do we vote on science?
    2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)

    5 SRV weather

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1u_oHpSTKs

    Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (FhXTo)

    6 Where is Greta Horse Face????

    Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

    What about the fish and the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (jGtoG)

    7 Hadn't something like this happened within living memory?

    I'm sure back when Katrina and Gustav were doing their thing to the Gulf coast, that we had a year with the most hurricanes ever (I think they ran out of alphabet, or were near to it). The fear mongers insisted that that was the way it was always going to be from there on out, and then there were none the following year.

    Maybe it was none that made landfall?

    Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (vSvIl)

    8 This proves that the Brattleboro FART Tubes are working !!

    Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 23, 2026 05:37 PM (hWyO8)

    9 Sure wouldn't throw a tropical storm out of bed right now. Need some rain . Last one's remnants went on either side of my area.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (KC5Lt)

    10 The general public is so bored by the Climate Change hoax that it doesn't even register any more as something people don't care about.

    Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

    11 I'm surprised the Leftists are doing a misdirection and pointing out the Pacific activity.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)

    12 I'm sure back when Katrina and Gustav were doing their thing to the Gulf coast, that we had a year with the most hurricanes ever (I think they ran out of alphabet, or were near to it). The fear mongers insisted that that was the way it was always going to be from there on out, and then there were none the following year.

    Maybe it was none that made landfall?

    Posted by: Methos,



    It doesn't really matter, because global warming will destroy the earth by 2012.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (0U5gm)

    13 I've read that since Trump renamed the Gulf of America - no hurricane has the cojones to attack us.

    Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (oiNtH)

    14 Aren't =are

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (KC5Lt)

    15 We just need to tweak our models.

    Posted by: The Experts at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (MWfyi)

    16 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

    Sweden opined that they should keep her

    as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat

    Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)

    17 Heck, even Greta Thunberg stopped caring about the Climate Change hoax, and that should tell you something.

    Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Av6i5)

    18 For the first time in more than a century, there has been not one single hurricane

    Will you look at that, climate change went away and I didn't do a darned thing. Maybe that was the key.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (UlN4g)

    19 Obama lowered the oceans with such a dramatic effect that here we are a whole decade later still reaping the benefits of his gifted touch. /sarc /puke

    Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (qwype)

    20 >>>For the First Time in Over 100 Years, We've Had a Hurricane-Free Summer.

    So . . . climate is changing?

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (QfE5e)

    21 They are as interested in this as they are in the 2019-20 Flu Data.

    Because Science.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (q7KFe)

    22
    The weather must serve the Revolution.

    Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Y8DZL)

    23
    About time for another Ebola outbreak.

    Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (qwype)

    24 >>SRV weather


    Judges would have accepted Scorpions, as well.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (q7KFe)

    25 Celebration!

    *Lights pole of tires*

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (iulL+)

    26 Cause and effect is not the Left's strong suit.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (KC5Lt)

    27 Huh. We changed just one variable in the model and now there's an ice age coming.

    Posted by: The Experts at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (MWfyi)

    28 Yeah, when Oprah, the Obamas, and the rest of the Hollywood and political elite were snatching up mansions at sea level, you were assured this was all bullshit. Just like during COVID when these same shit-bags were caught mask-less at restaurants, night clubs, etc. partying like it was Studio 54 during the '70's.

    Posted by: Cheri at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

    29 The correct term is climate weirdening. No matter what happens, it's some kind of weird. To fix it, we must stop using carbon based fuels. And no nukes. And no dams. Etc.

    Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8mulE)

    30 "...they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon..."

    They keep repeating on the California news station, "This is the strongest El Nino in recorded history!!!"

    And then you see at the bottom of the chart that "recorded history" only goes back to when they have satellites capable of measuring seawater temperatures -- i.e. the 1980s.

    Ooops.

    For all we know, this is a typical El Nino patterm.

    Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Av6i5)

    31 As someone that lives in Florida... shhhhhhhh Don't curse it.

    Posted by: Ann at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (SHHm+)

    32 The correct term is climate weirdening. No matter what happens, it's some kind of weird. To fix it, we must stop using carbon based fuels. And no nukes. And no dams. Etc.

    Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (8mulE)

    Climate queering.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)

    33 The weather machines seemed to run on USAID, didn't they? I think the real reason we had no hurricanes is that Donald Trump didn't want any.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (UlN4g)

    34 Out of curiosity.... what's the solar max and minimum right now? Comparatively speaking.

    It's not like the sun has any influence on Earth's weather.

    I get so tired of this shit...

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (2Cry5)

    35 Edge of a Nor'easter here, wind blowing 30-40MPH. Panicking, think the power is going ou....

    Posted by: Powerless To Resist at September 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Fn+3X)

    36 OT: X is full of doom pron about the mid-terms. I mean, they could be right but I suspect this is yet another op. Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing is what caught my attention to it. Otherwise I just skip the Doomers.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (sAmhv)

    37 In a sane world, we'd be 100%, absolutely thrilled to get a break from hurricanes. But there's a little part of me that knows that every little area of calm just gives more cover to the morons in the world (and the oil company liars.)
    "Oh, we're supposed to get worse weather??? Well, how come we have fewer storms than ever, brainiac??? You guys keep crying wolf, all part of your liberal agenda."

    Hurricanes reduce ocean heat content. In the absence of hurricanes, ocean heat content will rise, causing greater sea level increases. And the additional ocean heat content will accelerate hurricane intensity when they next emerge.

    Hurricanes are vital for replenishing underground aquifers and lakes.

    The el Nino will indeed be ridiculously strong. Another once in a lifetime event I get to live through!

    There's also been a lot of Sahara dust this season. It also slows down the formation of hurricanes.

    We may have no hurricanes, but my kid has been weather delayed 3 times in the past two weeks due to lightning storms. There were zero delays *last year*.

    There sure seems to be a lot of unprecedented events happening lately.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (UirZC)

    38 I think everyone here is forgetting that science to democrats is whatever they want it to be at that moment. It has a fluid definition depending on what type of grift/fraud they are trying to perpetuate at that time.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:47 PM (I43vL)

    39 Deport all non native species. Screen for non native species at city limits, county lines and park entrances. It works for bugs, nutria, mussels and trailing arbutus. Right? Glassy winged sharpshooter anyone? Mediterranean fruit fly? Hanta virus? West nile virus? But measles, leprosy, HIV, HPV, AIDS no problema. I mean don't be a H8er.

    Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 23, 2026 05:47 PM (wxsGM)

    40 Might golf tomorrow. Took an extra day off this week so I could get some golf in but kLImAte ChANge got in the way. Chilly and rainy pretty much the whole week. Suppose to be not raining tomorrow. Just cool and cloudy. I can golf in that.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)

    41 We may have no hurricanes, but my kid has been weather delayed 3 times in the past two weeks due to lightning storms. There were zero delays *last year*.....

    This person was allowed to breed.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (KC5Lt)

    42 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

    Sweden opined that they should keep her

    as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat
    Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)

    ***

    HEY!!!
    We have standards too ya know.

    Posted by: The Sharks at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)

    43 Climate queering.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)
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    Climate sodomy.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (ZOv7s)

    44 Weather machine? I just want them to turn on the Bubble Machine.

    Posted by: Lawrence Welk Fan. at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Fn+3X)

    45 "...they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon..."

    They may have used a fictional character on purpose.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (UlN4g)

    46 Well, okay, we will have a storm pretty soon, but first, you will blow me.

    Posted by: The Wind at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (vSaT+)

    47 Don't fall into this Catch 22 spitting contest. This is how it works.

    El Nino strong this year. So, Pacific based storms are plentiful due to goblal climate change.

    El Nino strong this year due to climate change and the wind shear is disallowing Atlantic storms to form

    Next year when El Nina increases, and Atlantic storms go back to normal they will say exactly the opposite.

    It's a no lose situation for the Climate alarmists, and they always set themselves up with a contradictory position. It's just best not to play the game.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)

    48 Might golf tomorrow. Took an extra day off this week so I could get some golf in but kLImAte ChANge got in the way. Chilly and rainy pretty much the whole week. Suppose to be not raining tomorrow. Just cool and cloudy. I can golf in that.
    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (sAmhv)


    I golfed yesterday with the Geezers. A bit of drizzle to start but sun broke out at the turn. Had a good round.

    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (2WIwB)

    49 42 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

    Sweden opined that they should keep her

    as long as her body isn't found I don't care what the sharks eat
    Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (jrgJz)

    ***

    HEY!!!
    We have standards too ya know.
    Posted by: The Sharks at September 23, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)

    Yeah, I suspect she would be tough and mostly poison.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (vSaT+)

    50 Climate change is real. Man made climate change is an op.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)

    51 OT: X is full of doom pron about the mid-terms. I mean, they could be right but I suspect this is yet another op. Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing is what caught my attention to it. Otherwise I just skip the Doomers.
    Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (sAmhv)
    ---
    It is an op. A very obvious one. They do it every election year. Watch what they do, not what polls say.

    El-Sayed is actually bringing Harris to campaign with him. He must be down by 10 points in internal polling.

    He's the top of the ticket, so they are going to try to prop him up to prevent down-ballot annihilation.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (ZOv7s)

    52 43 Climate queering.
    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (QfE5e)
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    Climate sodomy.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd



    Yummy!! That's HOT!!

    Posted by: Pete Butigiegiggity at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (sAmhv)

    53 Cliff Mass is a professor of atmospheric science at the University of Washington. He was fired from the University affiliate NPR station for questioning man caused global warming and the “climate“emergency”

    He has a blog. Google him. He’s worth a read.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (W2Pud)

    54 It's a no lose situation for the Climate alarmists, and they always set themselves up with a contradictory position. It's just best not to play the game.
    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)

    If we ever figure out how these fuckwits can hold diametrically opposing notions at the same time, maybe we can start to cure the disease.

    I know it boggles my mind.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (vSaT+)

    55 Is there anything the halfwits, and I'm generous with the half part, at Reddit aren't experts in?

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m)

    56 We are now... with weather and other natural events... primordial apes with cell phones.

    *insert 2001 ape motif here*

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (2Cry5)

    57 Climate change is real. Man made climate change is an op.
    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (KC5Lt)
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    Global warning is real and it's spectacular. Without it my house would be under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Yay warming!

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

    58 Our sample size of data fucking sucks for an open system as co.plex as weather and climate. This has always been the problem.

    Can't tell that to relative retards who do not have sense enough to just fucking say 'I don't fucking know.'

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (zZu0s)

    59 Actual quote from a Nebraska Newspaper:

    "I don't ever recall it being this windy before they put those Wind Farms up in Eastern Colorado." - noted one local resident.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (q7KFe)

    60 >>Hurricanes reduce ocean heat content. In the absence of hurricanes, ocean heat content will rise, causing greater sea level increases. And the additional ocean heat content will accelerate hurricane intensity when they next emerge.
    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (UirZC)

    --------------
    Ah. Makes perfect sense. All good news is really bad because it means we really have to worry more. Murder rate down? --- that's bad because it means more people alive to be killed. Wife not cheating? -- that's bad because she wants to even more...

    Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (wb0lP)

    61 It's worse than a hoax. It was and is a systematic program to destroy Western economy and induce neo-aristocracy domination and serfdom. It's not just a trans-national scam, it's evil.

    Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (HeG1i)

    62 I'm going out on a limb here but it's been my opinion all along that they were BS shakedowns to grift taxpayers.

    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Q/FnY)

    63 The "climate" idiocy is just a redundant, though dramatic and incredibly destructive, confirmation that much of the population and most of the "educated" population isn't really educated, can't think critically, and in too many cases simply aren't intelligent enough to make decisions affecting other people.

    It's all absurd, on its face, and always has been. What was the great physicist Feyman's observation: "the greatest scandal in scientific history" (though he didn't experience the The Great Idiocy of 2020).

    And in the specific case in question, of course, there's no reason a "warming" climate would necessarily result in more, or more powerful, tropical storms. Not how it works. Jeebus.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (U/Byj)

    64 Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing...

    George Will?

    Posted by: Confused Moron at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (UirZC)

    65 I get so tired of this shit...
    Posted by: Martini Farmer


    I found a very interesting cheapie paperback book at a thrift store: It was the first volume of what was intended to be an annual series, titled something like "Wild Earth: A Compendium of the year's most extreme natural phenomenon: 1972 edition," (forget exact wording of title), which turned out to be exactly that: 300 pages detailed all the crazy weather that happened that year, around the world.

    And -- it was indeed "wild"! All sorts of crazy-ass shit happened all over the globe. In 1972. And if that had been in the internet era, each and every incident would have been touted as "proof" that "Climate Change" was happening.

    And this of course goes on every year, since the beginning of time -- there is ALWAYS crazy weather SOMEWHERE in the world. That's not "change," that's saying the same. Real
    Climate change" would be a year of nothing happening, no extremes and no trends.

    But then they'd invent a new crisis:

    Climate Stasis!

    Panic everyone -- nothing is happening! Without weather, we'll all die!

    Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Av6i5)

    66 Cliff Mass is a professor of atmospheric science at the University of Washington. He was fired from the University affiliate NPR station for questioning man caused global warming and the “climate“emergency”

    He has a blog. Google him. He’s worth a read.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 05:51 PM (W2Pud)
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    We are going to see a lot of universities closing in the next few years and the baby bust has its long-delayed effect. Boutique majors are going to bust first, and without government subsidies "climate change" will also collapse.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (ZOv7s)

    67 But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.

    Climate scientists (real ones) have understood the El Nino and La Nina effects for a long time.

    El Nino causes more wind shear in Atlantic basin, which is deadly to the formation of hurricanes because they need calm wind to enable circulation.

    In the Pacific the opposite happens and they get less wind shear and more hurricanes. Since this has been an exceptionally large and warmer El Nino this year the Western Pacific has been getting hammered with major hurricane after major hurricane all summer.

    The opposite effects occur during La Nina events when the waters in the equatorial Pacific cool down instead of warm up.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)

    68 Leftists catastrophizing everything and ignoring facts when the facts don't support their zombie-like march toward global communism?

    Color me shocked!

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (oqH4h)

    69 59 Actual quote from a Nebraska Newspaper:

    "I don't ever recall it being this windy before they put those Wind Farms up in Eastern Colorado." - noted one local resident.
    Posted by: garrett

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    Again, impeccable logic. I did a study and wind farms tend to be the windiest placed in the country -- Coincidence???!??

    Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (wb0lP)

    70 Non-Scientist Bill Nye the "Science" Guy has nothing to say about this, but now becomes a History Expert, and says Drumpf is Hitler. He's pored over the data and can now confirm this.

    Is there a double-blind study? Because that's the gold standard.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

    71 Wife not cheating? -- that's bad because she wants to even more...
    Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (wb0lP)

    This is... how you say? Unsurprising.

    Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s)

    72 greta the doom goblin squealed that the joos had kidnapped her

    Shhh....you had me at "Greta squealed."

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (UirZC)

    73 I'm afraid that Michigan has its cheat machine turned to eleven in the urban centers. I don't know what the GOP is doing to monitor that given.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (KC5Lt)

    74 Were I Prime Minister of Canada, I would be cheering and hoping for man-made climate change. It would make a significant percentage of their tundra wastelands fertile farming areas. I'd institute "Wasteful Wednesdays" where I'd encourage citizens to go out and start their cars and keep them running all day just to help things along.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (dIske)

    75 Global warning is real and it's spectacular. Without it my house would be under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Yay warming!
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)


    You'd better clear that with your HOA.

    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (2WIwB)

    76 The weather....

    It brings down to Africa.

    Posted by: Toto at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (2Cry5)

    77 Again, impeccable logic. I did a study and wind farms tend to be the windiest placed in the country -- Coincidence???!??

    It's like how all the deer know to cross at the deer crossings. A mystery of nature.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

    78 4 "97% of scientists agree that climate change is making hurricanes stronger..."

    -

    1. Since when do we vote on science?
    2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.
    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)

    Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

    79 Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing...

    George Will?
    Posted by: Confused Moron at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (UirZC)

    No, this is a different baseball cuck: BaseballCrank.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)

    80 61 It's worse than a hoax. It was and is a systematic program to destroy Western economy and induce neo-aristocracy domination and serfdom. It's not just a trans-national scam, it's evil.
    Posted by: weft cut-loop

    And gay.

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (UirZC)

    81 We are now... with weather and other natural events... primordial apes with cell phones.

    *insert 2001 ape motif here*
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (2Cry5)
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    Mel Brooks' version where they all jerk off is much more appropriate.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

    82 Out of curiosity.... what's the solar max and minimum right now? Comparatively speaking.

    It's not like the sun has any influence on Earth's weather.

    I get so tired of this shit...

    Posted by: Martini Farmer



    Max was a little over a year ago.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)

    83 It's like how all the deer know to cross at the deer crossings. A mystery of nature.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

    In my experience, moose can't read and don't care about those signs.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

    84 Accuweather keeps referencing "Super El-Niño" this and that... Ermegerd, it's apocalyptic!!!

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (rdVOm)

    85 Aetius, exactly, and just one of the obvious fundamental flaws in the entire outlandish hypothesis (that's all it is).

    Put in a comparable context, you couldn't get approval for a veterinary cosmetic medicine with the sample size and direct observations used to promote the outlandish hypothesis. Yet much of the world economy is saddled with this enervating, destructive mass looting.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (U/Byj)

    86 Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?


    Next thing you'll tell me is that 4 out of 5 dentists don't really recommend sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (guGkK)

    87 >>Panic everyone -- nothing is happening! Without weather, we'll all die!

    We have a nice nor'easter bearing down us. Assuming a tree limb doesn't fall on my house I'm looking forward to it.

    If any of you are worried about me, I set up a GoFundMe beer account.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m)

    88 So, you're saying we *used* to have hurricanes, and now we don't? OMG THAT'S CLIMATE CHANGE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

    Posted by: Dipshit McGee at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (baA/K)

    89 >>'I don't fucking know.'


    My absolute favorite answer. No other answer makes me half as happy to use.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (q7KFe)

    90 It's a no lose situation for the Climate alarmists, and they always set themselves up with a contradictory position. It's just best not to play the game.
    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)

    If we ever figure out how these fuckwits can hold diametrically opposing notions at the same time, maybe we can start to cure the disease.

    I know it boggles my mind.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (vSaT+)
    ---
    Double-think is real, but it ain't spectacular.

    Unless you mean spectacularly awful at perceiving reality.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (FZ29D)

    91 In my experience, moose can't read and don't care about those signs.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

    To be fair, who's going to argue with them? Not this guy. *two thumbs to chest*

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s)

    92 But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.


    Godzilla is a wimp!!!

    Posted by: Ramtha at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)

    93 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!

    Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2ap+5)

    94 I'm afraid that Michigan has its cheat machine turned to eleven in the urban centers. I don't know what the GOP is doing to monitor that given.
    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (KC5Lt)
    ---
    The feds will be here, just like in the primaries, probably more of them. I mean, Trump carried the state, and the GOP took the House, so some parts work.

    Benson might be indicted in October. There are rumblings of clerks preserving records and feds digging stuff up the Biden's people tried to bury. We shall see.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

    95 "97% of scientists agree that climate change is making hurricanes stronger..."

    -

    1. Since when do we vote on science?
    2. If we have that many stupid scientists, perhaps we should be shutting down some universities.
    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (0U5gm)

    Who counted the scientists? Did they get them all? Or was it just Fred downstairs polling the custodians?

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vSaT+)

    I am going to go out on a limb here and suggest that just maybe they were making it all up.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (QfE5e)

    96 83 It's like how all the deer know to cross at the deer crossings. A mystery of nature.
    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 05:55 PM (guGkK)

    ___________________

    I have a decades old deer trail that goes directly through the middle of my property (which I love). But, down the road, my neighbor absolutely hates them. I believe he might actually have a phobia....and the hilarious thing is that the deer trail continues down to his property. He puts out pie plates on trees and all kinds of other nonsense, and they just plow through there anyway. It's wonderful.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske)

    97 Baseball Cuck doing his cuck thing...

    George Will?
    Posted by: Confused Moron

    No, this is a different baseball cuck: BaseballCrank.
    Posted by: Aetius451AD

    I'm surprised Will is still active. Latest X post?

    Weighing the ‘disastrous, cascading consequences’ if China takes Taiwan

    So...still a neocon warhawk.

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (UirZC)

    98 Just remember that we're about three elections away from the left throwing virgins into volcanoes to appease their Weather Gods.

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (oqH4h)

    99 It was sunny here in northern AZ this am but is now it's raining. Should I be terrified?

    Posted by: Duke at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (hyQrc)

    100 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!
    Posted by: Tom Friedman at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2ap+5)
    ---
    Global buggering! Or, since Ace is on a lesbian bender of late, global scissoring!

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (ZOv7s)

    101 62 I'm going out on a limb here but it's been my opinion all along that they were BS shakedowns to grift taxpayers.
    Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Q/FnY)

    Has anything like that ever happened before?

    Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (dXMch)

    102 wishcasting instead of forecasting

    Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Wkrcf)

    103 Willowed (no nood given)

    227 Uh...what? -

    United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

    https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)

    104 Climatemaxxing, just accused of rape.

    Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (YcOeP)

    105 Heard today we here in se Pa are in a cooler than normal Sept

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)

    106 But they are predicting that the routine and recurring El Nino weather pattern, now called a "Godzilla-level phenomenon," is just building up in strength to deliver Super-Hurricanes later on in the season.


    Godzilla is a wimp!!!
    Posted by: Ramtha at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)
    ---
    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (FZ29D)

    107 In the 60's in Anchorage, we routinely got a good six feet of snow, and it piled up everywhere. Then in the 80's, we got some snow, but nothing like that. OMG!! Globull Warmening!! Except that a couple years ago, we had those six feet snows again, and you would think that would shut 'em up, but no.

    Also, there are photos of Anchorage in February in the 1950's without a lick of snow.

    How could that be?

    Oh, yeah, every year "climate" varies. Huh.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (vSaT+)

    108 My absolute favorite answer. No other answer makes me half as happy to use.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (q7KFe)

    I hate to use or hear it. It says (as a postscript) 'i also fo not care much.' Ill usually say 'Ill find out' or 'I don't know right now.' When people use it on me, I once said 'then what is the point of you?'

    But in this case, I don't know.

    Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (zZu0s)

    109 I'm surprised Will is still active. Latest X post?

    Weighing the ‘disastrous, cascading consequences’ if China takes Taiwan

    So...still a neocon warhawk.
    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 05:59 PM (UirZC)
    ---
    Maybe, but I'm neither and I have a muti-part series of posts at my blog (link in nic) examining how it might happen how it might turn out.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

    110 Game delays due to lightning storms are more a product of scaredy-cat league rules than weather. The SEC has postponed games for an hour or more because of lightning strikes as far as8 miles from the stadium. Doesn't matter that the system's passed and is moving away.

    Back in the day I attended games played in monsoons, with Zeus throwing bolts all over the place.

    Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (NYInA)

    111

    What does Neil deGrasse Tyson have to say about it?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Cqx++)

    112 98 Just remember that we're about three elections away from the left throwing virgins into volcanoes to appease their Weather Gods.

    Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?

    Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)

    113 I was wondering why I'm seeing clips about a big storm in the Pacific down by Peru or something.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy)

    114 We have a nice nor'easter bearing down us. Assuming a tree limb doesn't fall on my house I'm looking forward to it.

    If any of you are worried about me, I set up a GoFundMe beer account.
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:57 PM (viF8m


    Probably a good idea to store the beer at my place.
    Tots secure!!!

    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

    115 ...He puts out pie plates on trees....
    Posted by: Orson

    *****

    How does he know they prefer to eat cake?

    Posted by: Duke at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (hyQrc)

    116 111

    What does Neil deGrasse Tyson have to say about it?

    He's in a holding pattern, still waiting on the USAID NGO check that was supposed to be in the mail.

    Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (Wkrcf)

    117 Hunga tonga anyone? "The most recent eruption, in January 2022, triggered a tsunami that reached the coasts of Japan and the Americas, along with a volcanic plume that soared 58 km (36 miles) into the mesosphere. It was the largest volcanic eruption since the 1991 eruption of Mount Pinatubo and the biggest explosion recorded in the atmosphere by modern instrumentation, far surpassing any 20th-century volcanic event or nuclear bomb test.[3] NASA determined that the eruption was "hundreds of times more powerful" than the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima.[4] It is believed that the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa is the only eruption in recent centuries that rivaled the atmospheric disturbance it produced.[5] The January 2022 eruption is the largest volcanic eruption in the 21st century.[6]"

    Posted by: Max K at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (F1PEw)

    118 Game delays due to lightning storms are more a product of scaredy-cat league rules than weather. The SEC has postponed games for an hour or more because of lightning strikes as far as8 miles from the stadium. Doesn't matter that the system's passed and is moving away.

    Back in the day I attended games played in monsoons, with Zeus throwing bolts all over the place.
    Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (NYInA)

    You'd think some lighting rods would reduce any chance of a strike inside a stadium. They certainly keep church steeples safe.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

    119 "Must be somethin' wrong with this heer weather model."

    *shakes monitor*

    Posted by: Climate Scientist No. 2 at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (guGkK)

    120 Second time Fenway Park has avoided.any chance of hurricane damage. Hope they got a break on their insurance.
    And should I have invested in property insurers last spring. They are clearing a bundle. Dividend time?

    Posted by: From about That Time at September 23, 2026 06:03 PM (sl73Y)

    121 227 Uh...what? -

    United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

    https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh
    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)

    Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (vSaT+)

    122 Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
    Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
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    Lots of virgins on the left, but mostly men.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

    123 Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Dv3i1)

    An attorney can get her way more than $100.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (KC5Lt)

    124 It really says something about humans that we can look back at so many terrible mistake in history, and conclude that we are past that. No more lobotomies, no more water treatment, or witch trials, or leeches. No more evil invaders or child sacrifice.

    Humans are now perfect, but only if brown, gay, and Democrat.

    Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (wb0lP)

    125
    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

    Def Leppard Woo Hoo!

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:04 PM (Cqx++)

    126 Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
    Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)

    ========

    The no kings protests were majority virgin. Post-menopausal, memory home resident virgin. The weather gods are asking the left for virgins with a monkey's paw.

    Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (2ap+5)

    127
    Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
    Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)
    -----

    *waves hand at legions of neckbeards with cheeto-stained penises*

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)

    128 93 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!

    It's the Weirding Way. The Kwizatch Haderach will have awakened!

    Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)

    129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)

    130 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

    Not even $100 and a poncho?

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (guGkK)

    131 Probably a good idea to store the beer at my place.
    Tots secure!!!
    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

    I see how it is. Beware of morons offering to help.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (vSaT+)

    132 If humanity, with all it's awesome shit, can't keep the rain off the fucking roads...

    ... I just don't know what to think.

    Other than some serious blood letting is in order.

    Seriously... this is an argument. Every time here in KY we have a torrential rain... there's accidents. And there's a bunch of; "global warming" idiots that flood the feed.

    Yes.. bots... but where are the "sane bots"?

    Posted by: Toto at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (2Cry5)

    133 >>Probably a good idea to store the beer at my place.
    Tots secure!!!

    Your generosity is noted but I prefer a shorter walk to the fridge.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (viF8m)

    134 *waves hand at legions of neckbeards with cheeto-stained penises*
    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
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    Don't forget David French and Jonah Goldberg. Neither have known the warmth of a woman.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

    135 122 Does the left have any virgins? Let me rephrase this: Does the left have anyone who identifies as virgins?
    Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at September 23, 2026 06:01 PM (Wkrcf)

    ______________________________

    Judging by the bitter, obese, power glasses, flourscent haired, snarling menagerie of a selection pool, I'd be willing to guess that the Left has an over-abundance of virgins, and that's part of the reason they are so angry all the time, and willing to cancel those they envy at the drop of a hat.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)

    136 *insert 2001 ape motif here*
    Posted by: Martini Farmer

    I much prefer the 2001 Tim Burton Planet of the Apes! https://tinyurl.com/mr3kjcpa

    Well, just the parts with Estella Warren. It was crap otherwise. 2001 a Space Odyssey was just a sausage fest.

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (UirZC)

    137 134 *waves hand at legions of neckbeards with cheeto-stained penises*
    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:05 PM (oqH4h)
    ---
    Don't forget David French and Jonah Goldberg. Neither have known the warmth of a woman.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

    Puts me in mind of an earlier comment here: Last time that dude smelled pussy he was being shot out of one.

    Disgusting terminology, but accurate description.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (vSaT+)

    138 It's not global warming. It's global weirding!

    It's the Weirding Way. The Kwizatch Haderach will have awakened!
    Posted by: Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)
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    The global fappening.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (ZOv7s)

    139 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)

    The rod is a 'better' place to strike than your average 6 foot dude on the field if mounted on the roof. The pointed shape increases the charge faster, making it a more probable place for the strike to hit.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (uhVAy)

    140 If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)


    The Paolo, he smiles to himself.

    Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (2WIwB)

    141 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
    ----
    Takes "skyjacking" to a whole new level.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)

    142 Well, just the parts with Estella Warren. It was crap otherwise. 2001 a Space Odyssey was just a sausage fest.

    You have to admit that one Russian woman on the space station was pretty hot.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (guGkK)

    143 It appears Javier Milei tried to one up Trump with his UN speech. He gave them both barrels.

    Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (KC5Lt)

    144 Well, just the parts with Estella Warren. It was crap otherwise. 2001 a Space Odyssey was just a sausage fest.
    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (UirZC)

    You missed the cute stewardess on the flight to the moon.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

    145 "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

    Damn...I was WAY off.

    Posted by: Ash at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (UirZC)

    146 They are now talking about a Category 6 in the Pacific, with Hurricane Polo growing stronger. So the climate hoaxers can start talking about that soon.

    Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (vbXSk)

    147 When I was very young, my area had some very bad snowstorms. Then as a pre-teen, there was not a lot of snow. I thought "wow, things can change from year to year." Then as a teen, we had bad snowstorms again. I understood that climate shifts. I looked in history books and read about the Delaware freezing, etc.

    Something changed in the society -- maybe we lost contact with the land and farming, but people have to have a villain to everything that happens. They want to control the world, and when they can't they blame Trump, or corporations, or Jews... there always has to be something.

    Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (wb0lP)

    148 129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
    -----

    Or a 1-iron.

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)

    149 I can usually refrain from jacking off until the plane lands.

    Posted by: Iron Will at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (Fn+3X)

    150 66 We are going to see a lot of universities closing in the next few years and the baby bust has its long-delayed effect.

    this right here is why we need to import more third-world scholars!

    Posted by: university regents at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (v3pYe)

    151 They are now talking about a Category 6 in the Pacific, with Hurricane Polo growing stronger. So the climate hoaxers can start talking about that soon.
    Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (vbXSk)
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    China has been getting wrecked by storms, lots of flooding, huge dam failure, bridges washed away, but it make communism look bad, no it must not be talked about.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

    152 Emperor Trump has calmed all the storms

    Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)

    153 "Are there any seats left in non-wanking?"

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)

    154 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:06 PM (MWfyi)
    -----

    Or a 1-iron.
    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)

    ***

    Naaaa. Even God has a tough time hitting a 1-iron.

    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (2WIwB)

    155 Milei at the UN

    https://tinyurl.com/2wfmzfnf

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1)

    156 Judging by the bitter, obese, power glasses, flourscent haired, snarling menagerie of a selection pool, I'd be willing to guess that the Left has an over-abundance of virgins, and that's part of the reason they are so angry all the time, and willing to cancel those they envy at the drop of a hat.
    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)

    Leftism is based entirely on envy. How dare someone else be successful while I make the morning coffee for a bunch of overdressed lawyers? How dare real men want to date women who dress like women and behave with manners and morals? Why am I not a millionaire when I really want to be but can't get out of bed to go to work? Why am I not paid a high salary for my empowering women's studies advanced degree? Why don't the members of the WNBA make the millions that the men of the NBA do?

    It is all envy, by fuckwits, who cannot figure out how to get ahead without being a complete slug and drain on the national economy. They really haven't a clue about how the world works.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vSaT+)

    157 Or a 1-iron.
    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (oqH4h)


    Great Lee Trevino line!

    Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (2ap+5)

    158 I still remember Hurricane Agnes, I think 1972, it was a once in a lifetime event here.

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (Ia/+0)

    159 When I was very young, my area had some very bad snowstorms. Then as a pre-teen, there was not a lot of snow. I thought "wow, things can change from year to year." Then as a teen, we had bad snowstorms again. I understood that climate shifts. I looked in history books and read about the Delaware freezing, etc.
    =====

    Same thing with inflation.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (RIvkX)

    160 >>United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

    Fly the friendly skies with United.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

    161 Seriously... this is an argument. Every time here in KY we have a torrential rain... there's accidents. And there's a bunch of; "global warming" idiots that flood the feed.

    Matt Jones enters the chat. Right before he has another stroke or seizure.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (1/wqL)

    162 141 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
    ----
    Takes "skyjacking" to a whole new level.
    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)
    ______________________________

    Why would she just stand up and say, "Hey, scooter here sitting next to me thinks it's A-OK to rub one out on this airplane. I'm looking for biggest, meanest, most intimidating man to switch seats with me. Any takers?"

    I question the veracity of the 25 year old's claims.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)

    163 I would not depend on a lightning rod to protect me on the ground from a strike. The best thing to do is get inside a building or car. The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

    164 Emperor Trump has calmed all the storms
    Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)

    I heard the claim that since it has been named Gulf of America, the storms can't get in anymore. Note no hurricanes in Lake America either.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

    165 129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
    Posted by: fd

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    ugh. I had an EM fields proof who would put this crap on the test after not covering it at all.

    From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited. Like at most a radius equal to the height of the rod. the main benefit is the cable down to earth that avoids pipes and wires and structures inside the house.

    Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (wb0lP)

    166 152 Emperor Trump has calmed all the storms
    Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 06:11 PM (Ydd86)

    Obozo promised, but Trump delivered.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (vSaT+)

    167 It is all envy, by fuckwits, who cannot figure out how to get ahead without being a complete slug and drain on the national economy. They really haven't a clue about how the world works.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vSaT+)
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    Envy, greed, pride and wrath.

    Toxic brew.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

    168

    The dispute over Missouri's new congressional map returned to the Supreme Court for the third time, with justices considering whether the state can use the GOP-backed map in the midterm elections.

    People Not Politicians, the group opposing the redrawn congressional map, filed an emergency motion with the U.S. Supreme Court on Sept. 22 after the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit ruled that using the 2022 map in the Nov. 3 general elections would be unconstitutional, as the state had already used the redrawn 2025 map in the August 2026 primaries.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)

    169 Not a single climate change /global warming prediction has come true. But those are just anecdotes, climate change caused by humans is real.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:14 PM (I6R/i)

    170 Andrew Jackson cured our inflation problem and it stayed cured until 1913.

    Posted by: Oglebay at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (2ap+5)

    171 The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

    Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vSaT+)

    172 Hurricanes reduce ocean heat content. In the absence of hurricanes, ocean heat content will rise, causing greater sea level increases. And the additional ocean heat content will accelerate hurricane intensity when they next emerge.

    So... fewer hurricanes causes more hurricanes? Joseph Heller bows. "That's some catch, that Catch-22."

    Hurricanes are vital for replenishing underground aquifers and lakes.

    Damn you, Donald Drumpf!!! Give us back our hurricanes!!

    Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vTZFs)

    173 gunter glieben glauchen globen.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

    174 The year I took an environmental studies course (fall of 1973), the prof gave us typed handouts, because there were no books available for the syllabus. The prevailing "fear" was global cooling (which was news to me).

    Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (w6EFb)

    175 "From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited. Like at most a radius equal to the height of the rod."

    The cone of protection. It's not very wide.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:16 PM (MWfyi)

    176 These precedented events are making me feel a bit whelmed.

    Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 23, 2026 06:16 PM (VtGHd)

    177 "The alleged 'defenders of human rights' have sheltered bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets!"

    "Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings."

    "Those who were supposed to guarantee collective security and human rights failed in their task. Instead, they allowed chaos, violence and international terrorism to flourish."
    -Javier Milei
    =====

    Love this man.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

    178 Why would she just stand up and say, "Hey, scooter here sitting next to me thinks it's A-OK to rub one out on this airplane. I'm looking for biggest, meanest, most intimidating man to switch seats with me. Any takers?"

    I question the veracity of the 25 year old's claims.
    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (dIske)

    By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)

    179 The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

    Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (vSaT+)


    A lightening strike close enough is gonna scare the crap outta you anyway so might as welk be ready.

    Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (2WIwB)

    180 Weather isn't Hurricanes!

    i mean.... Hurricanes aren't Climate!

    i mean... uhh... Shut up!

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (aKiSo)

    181 $100 travel credit
    ____

    Usually it's $20, same as in town.

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (Dv3i1)

    182 I would not depend on a lightning rod to protect me on the ground from a strike. The best thing to do is get inside a building or car. The second best is get to the lowest place you can and squat with your feet together.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MWfyi)

    When I was about to go off to college my brother and I were walking the fields to the mall when we saw a thunderstorm coming with lightning so we turned back. It caught up with us walking along a tree line towards a metal shed about 20 foot away. Then a stroke hit a tree branch behind us even closer, setting the branch on fire. We took off to the house across the yard and one stroke hit behind us and one hit the TV antenna of the house and it glowed white. The people in the house let us in until the storm passed a bit later.

    So lighting may not hit the same place, but it can get pretty damn close.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

    183 Disgusting terminology, but accurate description.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:08 PM (vSaT+)
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    I had always heard it as the slightly less gross redneck version: "That boy ain't had pussy since pussy had him."

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (oqH4h)

    184 173 gunter glieben glauchen globen.
    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

    ________________________

    Heh...I had a high school teacher who used throw that in when doing attendance every time he got to the "G's".

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (dIske)

    185 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning.

    Absolute bullshit. Complete, and total, bullshit. Ignores everything known about how to install grounding for anything.

    Lighting happens because, for the sake of simplicity, a voltage develops in those clouds and the ground. The literally fucking ground.

    An arc happens. It goes where it goes. Not always in big enough values to bother with the least resistive path. Its a wave event.

    In that instance ? A lightning rod is ABSOLUTELY like sticking a golf club in the air. A dumb damn idea.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (1/wqL)

    186 https://youtu.be/nhSdljm909Y

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (6ydKt)

    187 173 gunter glieben glauchen globen.
    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:15 PM (6ydKt)

    Uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (vSaT+)

    188 "Is that so you are ready to take a quick dump when the lightning gets close?
    Posted by: tcn in AK "

    No, it's to prevent voltage passing thru your body because of a potential difference between your feet. It's called "step voltage".

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (MWfyi)

    189 By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)

    Ask for some ice water, spill it on his lap.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (uhVAy)

    190 By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)
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    Gen X women would have offered commentary so loud the whole plane could have heard it.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

    191 A lightening strike close enough is gonna scare the crap outta you anyway so might as welk be ready.
    Posted by: Diogenes

    ----------
    and a one, and a two, and a three.....

    Posted by: Larry at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (wb0lP)

    192 165 129 Lighting rods don't attract lightning, they just protect objects that are struck by lightning. If you have something sticking way up in the air that is likely to be hit, then a rod is a good idea.
    Posted by: fd

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    ugh. I had an EM fields proof who would put this crap on the test after not covering it at all.

    From what I recall, the protective effect is very very limited.
    Posted by: bob

    For CONVENTIONAL lightning rods, sure. In the former Yugoslavia (and elsewhere in the Soviet sphere, probably), factories and critical infrastructure were protected by rods tipped with radioactive Cobalt 60, which was supposed to attract lightning due to their ionizing rays or something. I guess they kind of worked, but having exposed chunks of radioactive material everywhere was a problem, especially after governments fell, factories were abandoned, and lightning rods started falling over or getting scavenged for metal...

    Posted by: Military Moron at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (UirZC)

    193 My only experience with lightning was a ball lightning event on a flight from Orange County in a thunderstorm.

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (RIvkX)

    194 The preposterous nitwit Newsom's announcement of a weather emergency included the absurd claim that El Nino intensity has been increasing since the Industrial Era, due to the "climate warming". A meaningless (and dubious) factual claim with an incorrect claim tossed in after. Just what the airhead population that buys this nonsense is used to - and laps up.

    Oh, the claim about El Nino trends was from the journal Science. Come on folks, the journal is called "Science". You simply must accept whatever's in there. Including ridiculous articles about the origins of SARS-COV-19, for example. Lol.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (U/Byj)

    195 I still go back to the sun's influence on weather.

    We've documented... perhaps poorly, but probably not, that the sun has a huge influence on our climate.

    We should use "climate" and not "weather" to con the rubes....

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (2Cry5)

    196 By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.
    Posted by: tcn in AK

    That's the hottest part!!!

    Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (UirZC)

    197 Lighting happens because, for the sake of simplicity, a voltage develops in those clouds and the ground. The literally fucking ground.


    The pointed shape creates an intense field at the point which makes it an attractive location relative to other areas. It is also higher. When it gets hit, the charge is sent through the ground through the ground wire instead of a path that will burn or explode.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

    198 Gen X women would have offered commentary so loud the whole plane could have heard it.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

    I only travel with DH. He would have taken care of it for me. But had it been only me, I would have announced it to the damned world. Humiliation usually works wonders.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (vSaT+)

    199 >>By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.


    He has Hormones, too. It's not like he's killing three babies next to her.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (q7KFe)

    200 In that instance ? A lightning rod is ABSOLUTELY like sticking a golf club in the air. A dumb damn idea.
    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:18 PM (1/wqL)
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    Calm down, Beavis.

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (oqH4h)

    201 "Absolute bullshit. Complete, and total, bullshit. Ignores everything known about how to install grounding for anything."

    The object is to provide a safe ground when lighting does strike, which it usually does to the highest object around, regardless of whether it has a rod on it or not.

    That's not to say lighting won't strike a lower object too, it often does.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (MWfyi)

    202 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full
    ----------

    Is a full flight really that sexy?

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (vE0+H)

    203

    SoCal Beach Homes Are Already in Danger and Another Hurricane Is on the Way

    https://t.ly/vmqRv

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (Cqx++)

    204 Why the woman didn’t just start calling a play by play in a rather loud voice, is beyond me.

    I would have shamed that bastard.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (W2Pud)

    205 Imma be prezident!
    *gesticulates wildly*

    Posted by: Gavin Newsom at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

    206 Gen X women would have offered commentary so loud the whole plane could have heard it.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

    ______________________

    That's why I'm not buying the story. A flight attendant is not going to ignore such behavior. Neither are the people sitting around the guy.

    I'm going with Ms. 25 year old being a Karen, and perhaps even having an ulterior motive.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)

    207 Is this where we frog march that sweaty, stinky fuck, Al Gore, out to the gallows pole? First, they stole his election, then they stole his global scam.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:23 PM (5C90x)

    208 By the time a woman is 25, she had a pretty good idea how to kill a boner. If a dirty look doesn't suffice, she could always point and laugh.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:17 PM (vSaT+)

    My guess is he's not turned off and on by expected things.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:23 PM (vE0+H)

    209 Eromero is our resident expert on lightning and being struck by it,

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:23 PM (UdrMW)

    210 Maybe the poor guy had a really important decision to make when he arrived at his destination and he was just seeking some Clarity?

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (q7KFe)

    211 That's why I'm not buying the story. A flight attendant is not going to ignore such behavior. Neither are the people sitting around the guy.

    I'm going with Ms. 25 year old being a Karen, and perhaps even having an ulterior motive.
    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)
    ---
    "If you don't refund my flight, I shall tell on you."

    "Get bent."

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

    212 Ask for some ice water, spill it on his lap.
    Posted by: Oldcat

    Yeah-- "cold cock" him! LOL

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (rdVOm)

    213 207 Is this where we frog march that sweaty, stinky fuck, Al Gore, out to the gallows pole? First, they stole his election, then they stole his global scam.
    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

    They can have my Chakra when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

    Posted by: Al Gore at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (UirZC)

    214 Why the woman didn’t just start calling a play by play in a rather loud voice, is beyond me.

    I would have shamed that bastard.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (W2Pud)

    Pretty likely he would have got off on that. Then what do you do other than slug him in the fucking face.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (vE0+H)

    215 204 Why the woman didn’t just start calling a play by play in a rather loud voice, is beyond me.

    I would have shamed that bastard.
    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 06:22 PM (W2Pud)

    Oh, honey, I would pay money to hear that.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (vSaT+)

    216 181 $100 travel credit
    ____

    Usually it's $20, same as in town.


    shrinkflation.

    Posted by: anachronda at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (v3pYe)

    217 >>Is a full flight really that sexy?


    I bet she wouldn't have complained if he was a Billionaire Minotaur.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (q7KFe)

    218 There is a lot of debate in the lighting protection field about whether those fancy rods, globes, stream emitters, etc are any better than a plain on copper Franklin rod. From what I have seen they are not any better and a lot of times get blown up.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (MWfyi)

    219 Isn't that what those little rooms in the back of the cabin are for?

    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

    220 Milei really is amazing. Latin America has produced him, Bukele, and we'll see, possibly promising new leadership in Ecuador, Chile, Bolivia. Seems Europe doesn't even try (Meloni's OK by recent standards I guess).

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (U/Byj)

    221 ...accumulated cyclone energy (ACE)
    ----

    Ah, I always wondered whether "Ace" was a nickname--instead its an acronym.

    Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (TN0g+)

    222 Aren't you scared Luke? Aren't you scared of dying?

    Posted by: Dragline at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (wb0lP)

    223 I recently wasted 20 minutes watching a video about what the "Super El Nino" would mean for the part of Oregon I live in. The conclusion by the meteorologist was "we're not sure"

    "Science"

    Posted by: Halfhand at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (CHq+B)

    224 Ask for some ice water, spill it on his lap.
    Posted by: Oldcat

    Yeah-- "cold cock" him! LOL
    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (rdVOm)
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    I think hot tea or coffee would produce an immediate cessation.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)

    225 China has been getting wrecked by storms, lots of flooding, huge dam failure, bridges washed away, but it make communism look bad, no it must not be talked about.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

    Pretty much Chinese influence is wrapped around the entire political and media to the extent that asshole members of those institutions and their miserable grifting families are selling out their native countries just to get a buck. Apparently the defense contractors and many of the senior flag officers were in on it too until Hegseth.

    Witness how Lockheed just recently sent ultra top secret F-35 parts to Australia via Chinese owned logistics company--the goods never arrived for the Australians. Or Los Alamos and other nuclear research labs opening themselves up wide to bring in Chicom visiting profs and grad students.

    Basically the US ruling class is so resistant to Trump because they have been pimping Uncle Sam to all of our country's strategic and economic rivals so they can take turns screwing us.

    I don't think we have ever seen such a group of asshole ruling class folks in the West--even before WWI as they were just stupid, not corrupt and evil.

    Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)

    226 We've documented... perhaps poorly, but probably not, that the sun has a huge influence on our climate.

    How could that be? It's, like, a hundred miles away.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (isOGd)

    227 Remember that guy who got caught crankin' it on the plane and claimed he spilled Tabasco Sauce on himself?

    That was like 10+ years ago.

    Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (q7KFe)

    228 The pointed shape creates an intense field at the point which makes it an attractive location relative to other areas. It is also higher. When it gets hit, the charge is sent through the ground through the ground wire instead of a path that will burn or explode.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)


    And ... bullshit.

    Any arc big enough to bridge that air gap ? Like, you know, lightning ?

    It doesn't stop just because it hit the ground. Because it had a bunch of potential just to arc to the ground.

    The only effective thing I've seen against lightning ... and John Q Homeowner ain't going to pay for it ... is a very spider-web like grid of ground bars. With welding cable thick conductors to shit bonded to structural steel.

    And even then. Transients fuck everything up. Because lightning is, by definition, a transient event.

    Yet folks on the internet try to apply whatever they learned in high school. Loudly. With confidence.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (1/wqL)

    229 Climate alarmists:

    "It's a trap! There will now be hurricanes in the winter!"

    Or, "This is building up to next season where there will be 4x the number of CAT 5's!!11!!

    The ice is melting! Where is Greta Thundermug?

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (hzuYO)

    230 There is a lot of debate in the lighting protection field kink community about whether those fancy rods, globes, stream emitters, etc are any better than a plain on copper Franklin rod.

    One minor change and the statement may still be true.

    Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (UirZC)

    231 219 Isn't that what those little rooms in the back of the cabin are for?
    Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

    Well, they sure as heck aren't big enough for anything else.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (vSaT+)

    232 Remember when Hurricane Sandy hit NYC and some people got their shoes wet and it was a national catastrophe?

    But when American citizens were forced to spend the winter in tents in North Carolina, it was "fuck those guys, these illegal aliens need that FEMA money more."

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (3cUTc)

    233 In the former Yugoslavia (and elsewhere in the Soviet sphere, probably), factories and critical infrastructure were protected by rods tipped with radioactive Cobalt 60, which was supposed to attract lightning due to their ionizing rays or something. I guess they kind of worked, but having exposed chunks of radioactive material everywhere was a problem, especially after governments fell, factories were abandoned, and lightning rods started falling over or getting scavenged for metal...
    Posted by: Military Moron at September 23, 2026 06:20 PM (UirZC)

    The decay emits a Beta two gamma rays. The Betas momentum will strip off electrons from the air, and perhaps the gamma might too. I suppose it might make it a better target than average. The cloud chambers you might have seen in physics class use supersaturated air to form water droplets around these ionized atoms as the beta rips past them, making a visible track at each decay. Pretty cool.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy)

    234 Oh, honey, I would pay money to hear that.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (vSaT+)

    So would he, I'm guessing.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (vE0+H)

    235 218 There is a lot of debate in the lighting protection field about whether those fancy rods, globes, stream emitters, etc are any better than a plain on copper Franklin rod. From what I have seen they are not any better and a lot of times get blown up.
    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (MWfyi)

    ___________________________________

    To avoid lightning strikes...just don't stand next to Roy Sullivan....who was hit by lightning seven times. Including while sitting in his back yard, and while driving his truck. Of course, Roy is now deceased....but it wasn't the lightning that got him.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (dIske)

    236 What, exactly is the alure of beating off on a plane?

    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (2Cry5)

    237 gunter glieben glauchen globen.

    Pyromania was the first cassette I bought. 10 years old.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (iulL+)

    238 rhomboid. Milei's speech was a thing of beauty.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (UdrMW)

    239 202 United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full
    ----------

    Is a full flight really that sexy?
    Posted by: ...
    ---------
    Incurable pron addict or exhibitionist. But tell me, was the pron busty lesbian pron that was instigating this--might he have been an Ewok perchance? Was he dressed in hobo pelts?

    Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)

    240 Here's the the IEEE has to say about lighting attracting contraptions:

    "Theoretical models, including those based on leader propagation dynamics, demonstrate that the fundamental assumptions underlying ESE technology are inconsistent with established principles of atmospheric physics and high-voltage engineering."

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (MWfyi)

    241 Well, they sure as heck aren't big enough for anything else.
    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:27 PM (vSaT+)
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    Heh, well, yes, The Paolo, he knows this too from unhappy experience.

    Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

    242 236 What, exactly is the alure of beating off on a plane?
    Posted by: Martini Farmer

    Look, I'm joining the Mile High Club with or without assistance!

    Posted by: Dedicated Perv at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (UirZC)

    243 Yet folks on the internet try to apply whatever they learned in high school. Loudly. With confidence.
    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (1/wqL)

    Well the stoppage of church steeples being burned out in the 1750s and after must have just been God, then. Good to know.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)

    244 Lightning hit my house when I was a kid. The floodlight outside on a tree, which led to the breaker box in the basement.

    Us kids were down there playing right near the box, and I guess crack made my cousin drop his lollipop. Then the break box 'sploded. Must have been the breaker, as it blew open the door.

    We thought his lollipop blew up

    Posted by: Dragline at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (wb0lP)

    245 a man who was masturbating because the flight was full

    Wouldn't he stop if the seat were empty? I guess they wanted him to finish.

    Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (isOGd)

    246 236 What, exactly is the alure of beating off on a plane?
    Posted by: Martini Farmer
    ========
    Welp, the airlines have already screwed you coming and going and I guess that gets some people up for more action.

    Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (E4rtv)

    247 The only effective thing I've seen against lightning ... and John Q Homeowner ain't going to pay for it ... is a very spider-web like grid of ground bars. With welding cable thick conductors to shit bonded to structural steel.

    And even then. Transients fuck everything up. Because lightning is, by definition, a transient event.

    Yet folks on the internet try to apply whatever they learned in high school. Loudly. With confidence.
    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:26 PM (1/wqL)

    I think you are likely to be full of crap on this topic. I designed plenty of lightening protection systems on military bases, and those systems are engineered and tested, and they work.

    I don't know what axe you need to grind, but honestly, if it were fake, I doubt we would have spent the money on it.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (vSaT+)

    248 Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:29 PM (E4rtv)

    No no it said he was masturbating because the flight was full. Nevermind...

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)

    249 225 China has been getting wrecked by storms, lots of flooding, huge dam failure, bridges washed away, but it make communism look bad, no it must not be talked about.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
    ____________________________

    You know that world's longest and highest suspension bridge they just opened and are so proud of in China. Just wait. It is smack dab in the middle of earthquake territory. I give it two years tops.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

    250 "Theoretical models, including those based on leader propagation dynamics, demonstrate that the fundamental assumptions underlying ESE technology are inconsistent with established principles of atmospheric physics and high-voltage engineering."

    No shit. Because when it comes to lightning ? Its an analog world. Wood is a conductor with enough voltage. So is concrete. And on and on.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (1/wqL)

    251 Phone battery is dying

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

    252 Ask for some ice water, spill it on his lap.
    Posted by: Oldcat

    Yeah-- "cold cock" him! LOL
    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:24 PM (rdVOm)
    ---
    I think hot tea or coffee would produce an immediate cessation.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)

    Yes, but that could be considered assault and get the woman in trouble.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (uhVAy)

    253 Nood

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:31 PM (iulL+)

    254 Forget the ice water-- won't leave a mark.

    Forget the hot coffee/tea-- don't want any injury lawsuit.

    A glass of tomato juice! Guaranteed to stain the trousers front (and back, since he's sitting). Fifty bucks to reimburse and the jerk has to wear it publicly until he can change clothes.

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (rdVOm)

    255 The only effective thing I've seen against lightning ... and John Q Homeowner ain't going to pay for it ... is a very spider-web like grid of ground bars. With welding cable thick conductors to shit bonded to structural steel.

    Oh, there's a specific group of tiny hat wearing people that can VERY effectively control lightning!!!!

    Posted by: Candace Owens at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (UirZC)

    256 236 What, exactly is the alure of beating off on a plane?
    Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2026 06:28 PM (2Cry5)

    I suppose some people can never raise themselves up from their animal urges, even to just keep it to themselves. So much for advanced behavior in primates.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (vSaT+)

    257 In what way is what Al Gore doing any worse than what Tony Fauci did? A firing squad is almost too good for them.

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (5C90x)

    258 I think you are likely to be full of crap on this topic. I designed plenty of lightening protection systems on military bases, and those systems are engineered and tested, and they work.

    Then why are you here ? Because every data-center in the country is paying big, big money to do exactly what you apparently already perfected.

    Go get paid.

    And tell us, how did you prevent the back-current from ground potential coming right into the house ? I'd love to hear this.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (1/wqL)

    259 Forget the ice water-- won't leave a mark.

    Forget the hot coffee/tea-- don't want any injury lawsuit.

    A glass of tomato juice! Guaranteed to stain the trousers front (and back, since he's sitting). Fifty bucks to reimburse and the jerk has to wear it publicly until he can change clothes.
    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:32 PM (rdVOm)

    Where are you going to get that on a plane?

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)

    260 I've spent some time doing lighting protection and you can do effective protection with just rods, cables, and good grounds. There are some basic rules to follow that have been around for 100 years.

    Mark Twain wrote a short story about having lighting rods put on his house. It's pretty funny if you want to look it up.

    Posted by: fd at September 23, 2026 06:34 PM (MWfyi)

    261 Where are you going to get that on a plane?
    Posted by: Oldcat

    Don't they make bloody marys on flights?

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (rdVOm)

    262 Military Moron, there was an expression back in the Glorious Days of Soviet Power - "Russians, nuclear energy - children, matches".

    As nutty as some of the immediate post-war ideas in the US were for using nuclear power and explosives, the Soviets walked the walk. I recall when the word went out that we might need to help them find remote weather stations scattered around the former USSR (powered by fuels suitable for dirty-bomb applications). And of course the long sad record of Northern Fleet health outcomes.

    I remember guys involved in scouting out candidate factories for our defense conversion aid program in the 90s talking about how they wore their dosimeter badges under their shirts. One time they came out of a former light industry factory with their badges maxed out, and they were having fun trying to decide where in the building the "stuff" was.

    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (U/Byj)

    263 Glass of Clamato would make him smell, too...

    Posted by: JQ at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (rdVOm)

    264 @141...why didn't the 25yr old laugh and point like I would have? I would have arranged tours to witness. "Row 16, your turn!"

    Granted, if he was a stinky old illegal from Haiti there might have been some freak out and asked for zip ties and gloves to take care of things myself.

    Why didn't the flight attendants talk sternly to him? Were there any burly men on the flight? I would have found a few to have a discussion with the perv.

    I need to see a photo of the offended as she may have made it up.

    I find this difficult to believe.

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (hzuYO)

    265 Of course, Roy is now deceased....but it wasn't the lightning that got him.
    ----

    No, his heart stopped.

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

    266 I'd especially love to hear this because, for quite some time, a ton of folks have tried to figure out how to put active devices ... simple as a diode and more complex ... on that ground.

    The problem is ... as soon as you isolate that ground ? You've got a floating system. Which was done, in American Industry, for decades.

    Which worked well until thing become locally not-grounded. Bonded is the word. And then some poor fuck touches the box.

    I really, really want to hear this "I designed the anti-lightning" shit. I really do.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (1/wqL)

    267 There are sick people out there

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

    268 United should stop showing in flight pron

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 06:42 PM (I6R/i)

    269 Milei really is amazing. Latin America has produced him, Bukele, and we'll see, possibly promising new leadership in Ecuador, Chile, Bolivia. Seems Europe doesn't even try (Meloni's OK by recent standards I guess).
    Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (U/Byj)


    Milei is from a completely different school of economics, and has the benefit of 80 years of failed mainstream economics to both show what to avoid and to give the Argentinians enough desperation to avoid doing what they always have done (Peronism).
    Bukele was accused early on with having secret advisors who were chased out of Venezuela by Chavez, and enough desperation to try what had never been done before
    Both El Salvador and Argentina are both rich countries, but the governments have stolen that wealth to buy votes and never gave anything back for running the country. They are an example to the rest of the West - it might work since most of South America is rich in resources and labor - and it looks like it might work.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (rbvCR)

    270 I recently wasted 20 minutes watching a video about what the "Super El Nino" would mean for the part of Oregon I live in. The conclusion by the meteorologist was "we're not sure"

    "Science"
    Posted by: Halfhand at September 23, 2026 06:25 PM (CHq+B)


    Previous years like this in western Oregon were "lots of snow with risks of mid-winter Chinooks to melt the accumulated snow" but not so many 17F nights. We might get an ice storm or two also.
    Get that extra cord of firewood and make sure you can switch to batteries or propane for a couple of days.

    And sandbags if you are down near the river in Portland.

    Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (rbvCR)

    271 No no it said he was masturbating because the flight was full. Nevermind...
    Posted by: ...

    Full of what? Perverts? Scientologists? Amish? Questioning minds want to know. Or at least Qatarlson might have a podcast on the problem and come out on the side of the person who is no longer Master of his Domain.

    Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (E4rtv)

    272 And sandbags if you are down near the river in Portland.

    Still a great idea. If you live anywhere near Portland. For who knows what reason.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (1/wqL)

    273 268 United should stop showing in flight pron
    Posted by: Smell the Glove

    Why, was United showing Cuties reruns? or Nickelodeon/Disney kids' shows?

    Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (E4rtv)

    274 All those Al Gore Carbon Credits have paid off finally .........

    My $200K investment in carbon credits is saving the world

    Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (jGtoG)

    275 Hahaha

    From X


    Bad Kitty Unleashed 🦁 💪🏻
    @pepesgrandma
    ·
    28m
    Candace Owens and Harvey Weinstein deal? Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein groveled for “mercy” during his sentencing in a Manhattan courtroom Wednesday, where prosecutors revealed his alleged plot to pay a podcaster $1.75 million to “instill fear” in his victims. The New York Post thinks that podcaster is Candace Owens.

    “Prosecutors alleged during the hearing that they had recordings of Weinstein offering a podcaster $1.75 million in a jailhouse phone call to release videos to help his defense by “contaminating the jury pool and reaching the seated jurors before and after the trials.”

    “Blumberg did not identify the podcaster, but Candace Owens released a podcast series in 2025 called “Harvey Speaks,” which featured videos of Weinstein at the notorious city lockup. She didn’t return requests for comment Wednesday.”

    Posted by: whig at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (E4rtv)

    276 Convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein groveled for “mercy” during his sentencing in a Manhattan courtroom Wednesday, where prosecutors revealed his alleged plot to pay a podcaster $1.75 million to “instill fear” in his victims.

    This is on Weinstein. If you can't convince Manhattan to pardon you ?

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (1/wqL)

    277 I believe it's caused by deportations. By limiting the population of brown people, we have more even dispersed the population across the globe, thereby reducing the hurricane threat.

    What? It's as plausible as Gore's bullshit.

    Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 24, 2026 08:20 AM (gQsiO)

    278 Hey! Come on!
    Global Warming has been replaced by Climate Change.
    Global warming is solar cycle dependent (they deny that), Climate change is always. The climate is always changing due to our solar system's imposition upon Earth's ever changing climate. We have no Earth weather model that includes all of the independent factors that cause our Earth's atmospheric progression. Thus, we claim some butterfly in Japan causes a tornado in the Mid-West (Chaos Theory). There is no 'chaos theory'! It is a smear (averages) to model 2nd, 3rd order, and beyond affects that physically influence the atmospheric environment that envelopes our Earth.

    Posted by: John at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (9NUKl)

    I Voted for This: Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare

    All medical fraud requires a "patient" whose name can be used to bill the government for fake services rendered.

    Cleaning up the rolls of fake enrollees who are easily used as "Straw Patients" will save billions more in addition to the $2.2 billion which will be saved directly by ending these fraudulent accounts.

    And deporting the illegal aliens signed up for the fraudulent Obamacare accounts will save even more money.

    Vice President JD Vance and other Trump administration officials said Tuesday they plan to remove 760,000 Affordable Care Act enrollees from public healthcare exchanges, alleging that the individuals were fraudulently enrolled in the program, or simply do not exist.

    Vance said the discovery and canceled subsidy payments for hundreds of thousands of people from the exchanges, part of an administration-wide crackdown on fraud, would result in $2.2 billion in cost savings.

    "We're actually making sure that the people receiving Obamacare subsidies are actually entitled to receive them," said Vance, who leads a government task force to eliminate fraud. He was flanked by Dr. Mehmet Oz, the administrator for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, or CMS, and other administration officials.

    Vance said the cancellation of approximately 315,000 enrollments covering 760,000 people was done in part because the government was not checking whether people enrolled were eligible. Vance said another 419,000 enrollments will get additional verification to make sure they are eligible for the benefit.

    The Trump administration also announced a six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage, who officials say commit a disproportionate amount of the fraud they uncovered.

    ...

    Premiums doubled or tripled for many enrollees, prompting millions to downgrade their plans or exit the program entirely after the Republican-led Congress allowed the subsidies to expire this year.

    The Government Accountability Office suggests fraud risks in the advance premium tax credit do exist - however it's unclear at what scale. The GAO conducted covert testing using fictitious ACA applicants enrolled in 2024 and 2025. A report released in December showed that the federal marketplace approved subsidized coverage for almost all of the GAO's 24 fake enrollees.

    Democrats immediately demanded Trump reinstate the fraudulent accounts -- proving that they're all about the fraud as a means of paying off their (often illegal) voters and then later receiving kickbacks from them.


    Democratic lawmakers criticized the move to remove enrollees from ACA coverage.

    Richard E. Neal, a Massachusetts Democrat and ranking member of the Ways and Means Committee, said "Republicans have already created the worst healthcare crisis ever, but every decision by the Trump Administration is designed to keep making it worse."

    "As if making coverage harder to access through skyrocketing premiums and more red tape wasn't painful enough, they're doubling down to take it away entirely," Neal said.

    From fraudulent enrollees, who are illegal aliens, who you claim aren't eligible for Obamacare and aren't on it.


    Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:34 PM




    Comments

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    1 Me too

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (08OqX)

    2 Biggest health care bills I've ever gotten came from the IRS.

    So this notion that we should just inflate the currency and expand the debt to pay for healthcare for illegals is not just wrong, not just morally wrong, but f*cking offensive.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

    3 Kamala would have done this.

    We must punish the GOP for not doing enough by not voting for more conservative members of the Senate to replace people like Mitch, Cassidy, Cornyn, Ernst, and Tillis, all of whom are retiring.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (38W+X)

    4 Called em..

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (08OqX)

    5 MSNow - 760,000 people
    Me - it's a good start

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (Sco7b)

    6 You know, you don't have to remove anyone from Obamacare if you repeal it. Remember all that talk, GOP? If these simps think they're gonna bring up Obamacare to me in any context, with any details, and get me to clap, they're bat guano crazy.

    Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)

    7 Could we please just deport all these people, or their home countries won't take them?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (JrHfD)

    8 It is our shame that we lavish assistance and payments to non-citizens, while paying a pittance to those who subsist on SS.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (3Ope8)

    9 Remember Biden doubled the budget and all that money was stolen. All of it.

    Much was giving money to illegals and getting kickbacks...just like this...

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

    10 one children rule: no matter how much fraud there is it's worth it so one sick child can still get the treatment he needs. like another covid shot

    Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (CWTWj)

    11 I'm still amazed how a political debate about how much welfare we should give to American citizens as now morphed into "we must give welfare to every non-American citizen in the world"

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

    12 blue states are sucking money out of the feds this way

    PA is huge here!

    they would be in deep shit without the medicare and medicaid fraud!

    Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (j+aD2)

    13 It really is insane the amount of fraud that is encouraged by our government.

    Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (FAUyE)

    14 one children rule: no matter how much fraud there is it's worth it so one sick child can still get the treatment he needs. like another covid shot

    Or an exercise band!

    Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

    15 To just drop that many, i bet there's easily double or triple that but they just needed to first only eliminate the most obvious, low hanging fruit.

    Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (FAUyE)

    16 6 You know, you don't have to remove anyone from Obamacare if you repeal it. Remember all that talk, GOP? If these simps think they're gonna bring up Obamacare to me in any context, with any details, and get me to clap, they're bat guano crazy.

    Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)

    =======

    The ACA got too popular during COVID.

    It went from negative approval to +35 approval. Largely because of the temporary subsidies that the OBBB failed to extend.

    Remember when the GOP was going to lose the midterms because the ACA was getting too expensive? It was like 12 narratives about the GOP losing the midterms ago, before Goode and Pretti were murdered and all immigration enforcement stopped.

    Trump made the move to make the ACA unpopular again by ending the artificial price tags that people were seeing that made it seem so cheap. The political will may or may not develop after that to repeal it. We'll see.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (38W+X)

    17 > 50,000 THOUSAND

    Wait, is that 50 million, or a redundant thousand?

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (mkw2N)

    18 Amazing that no past administrations ever even mentioned the word fraud.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (UdrMW)

    19 Who are those people on stage with the VP?

    Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:42 PM (LHPAg)

    20 Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare.

    That number is too low.

    Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 04:43 PM (Oy/m2)

    21 anyway it's in the penumbra of animation. some judge said so

    Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:43 PM (CWTWj)

    22 one children rule: no matter how much fraud there is it's worth it so one sick child can still get the treatment he needs. like another covid shot
    Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 04:41 PM (CWTWj)
    ---
    Hot irons are a lot cheaper. Just sayin'.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)

    23 Could we please just deport all these people, or their home countries won't take them?

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke



    What are those countries going to do, shoot down our aircraft? Just airdrop the illegals back home. I might even throw in a parachute.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (0U5gm)

    24 The problem with Obamacare is too many in the middle class now get the subsidies.



    We had a window to get rid of it several times as it was previously, deeply unppopular.

    Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FAUyE)

    25 It really is insane the amount of fraud that is encouraged by our government.

    I'd be shocked if it wasn't being rerouted to some kickback organization. I'd bet the economy of several countries would collapse if US government fraud were meaningfully reduced.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3Ope8)

    26 Money saved. Where will that money go?

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (5C90x)

    27 24 The problem with Obamacare is too many in the middle class now get the subsidies.



    We had a window to get rid of it several times as it was previously, deeply unppopular.

    Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (FAUyE)

    ======

    We did end the temporary COVID subsidies by not extending them.

    The GOP was going to lose the midterms because of it, and then everyone just forgot about it.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (38W+X)

    28
    Got friends that'd rather see Rubio, but Vance is my U.S. Grant.

    Posted by: Auspex at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Y8DZL)

    29 This is what I voted for too!
    And yet people want to put the Democrats back in power.
    It shouldn't make sense, but when the
    MSM continues to hide the good that the Republicans do, it does.

    Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (NpAcC)

    30 >>Money saved. Where will that money go?

    Paying down the debt would be nice.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (viF8m)

    31 Shouldn’t they have to PROVE fraud before fucking with people’s lives?

    Their plan is to break things first, and let the courts take so long catch up that it's too late to fix it. In this case, they hope enough people die that it's a moot point by the time the courts step in.

    These fucking morons do understand that a good portion of these people are MAGA, right?

    Be assured they likely compared the lists against voter rolls so only Dem voters are affected. Leave the majority of the MAGA on there since they've essentially shutdown the majority of rural hospitals - where most MAGA live - they won't use the ACA either, then.

    The worst part is they are going after ppl that are on ACA but never had had to use their services. Those are the people you want on ACA, they are low cost and have the ACA as insurance *if* they need it (exactly how insurance is supposed to work)

    What does it mean to save the country $2billion when they spend so much on the endless Iran war? Their priorities are fucking messed up.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)

    32
    >>six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage

    ==================

    That's the sort of thing that's needed. Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute. We need to tear down these programs. And that will require a miracle, or a couple of generations of MAGA leadership. Trump/Vance needs to start softening the ground now.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (mmrXZ)

    33 I've noticed a growing trend of people finding how that health care is cheaper if you don't have insurance.

    And...this should be obvious. See you as a person with insurance have to make up for all the people with no money/no insurance.

    Why its almost like the insurance model for routine healthcare is a terrible, terrible idea...

    Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)

    34 When you're stuck on the plantation the company store is where you go.

    Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (LHPAg)

    35 I Voted for This: Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare


    That's a start.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (I43vL)

    36 Damn that Bad Orange Man!

    He kicked our entire viwership of the welfare!

    "MSNow - 760,000 people"

    Posted by: ms Now at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (rje/a)

    37 The problem with Obamacare is too many in the middle class now get the subsidies.

    Nope. That was the problem decades ago. When it pissed you off when an English Speaker paid for groceries with Food Stamps.

    The problem now, obviously, is that the vast majority of money paid in social welfare doesn't go to American Citizens.

    That problem must be fixed before we even worry about the earlier problem.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (1/wqL)

    38 26 Money saved. Where will that money go?

    Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (5C90x)

    ======

    Just not spent.

    The last three quarters of GDP have seen government spending go down about 2% over that time (-5.6% Q4, +4.4% Q1, -1% Q2).

    All while overall GDP has increased.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (38W+X)

    39 It really is insane the amount of fraud that is encouraged by our government.

    I'd be shocked if it wasn't being rerouted to some kickback organization. I'd bet the economy of several countries would collapse if US government fraud were meaningfully reduced.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:44 PM (3Ope

    Of course it is, many of them, hundreds of them and all of them give kickbacks to the officials in charge.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)

    40 Big, beautiful monuments

    Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (TezPK)

    41 Why its almost like the insurance model for routine healthcare is a terrible, terrible idea...

    Posted by: Some Clancy Girl at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (sKqQm)


    Thank ... Reagan.

    EMTALA. You are welcome. Nothing is free.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (1/wqL)

    42 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

    Fuck that kind of thinking. Sounds like job security to me. Do your job or get out of the way.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (3Ope8)

    43 Democratic lawmakers criticized the move to remove enrollees from ACA coverage.

    Richard E. Neal, a Massachusetts Democrat and ranking member of the Ways and Means Committee, said "Republicans have already created the worst healthcare crisis ever, but every decision by the Trump Administration is designed to keep making it worse."


    Sorry but democrats own obamacare lock, stock and barrel. It passed without a single republican vote.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (I43vL)

    44 Completely OT, but interesting:

    @OANN
    U.S. Attorney for the District of Utah Melissa Holyoak says a federal grand jury indicted a former postal worker accused of discarding more than 300 mail-in ballots ahead of Utah’s June 2026 primary.

    Holyoak says the investigation began after voters reported not receiving their ballots and county officials identified unusually low voter participation in the area.

    https://x.com/OANN/status/
    2102498566363341095

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (38W+X)

    45 Last time I went to the ER it was all non-english speakers.

    Do I know they were illegals? No...but english fluency is pretty common among actual citizens.

    On the plus side I speak a little Spanish so I got to learn the correct words for pretty much every drug you can OD on...

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

    46
    We did end the temporary COVID subsidies by not extending them.

    The GOP was going to lose the midterms because of it, and then everyone just forgot about it.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison

    ==

    I dont think we've yet to have a midterm election with the Covid subsidies ending.

    They officially ended Jan of this year

    But the reality is, even without Covid subsidies, it's basically "free" healthcare if you make like under $70k a year.

    Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (FAUyE)

    47 760,000. CNN wishes they could get numbers like that.

    Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (24ti1)

    48 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

    Bullshit. The same as those that scream "Conspiracy Theory".

    He, and many like him, just can't stand the consequences. As in major reform. Temporary chaos. On and on.

    Pretty typical.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (1/wqL)

    49 We will know that the enrolments were fraudulent by the silence from all those kicked off the lists. If there were genuine cases who are removed the media would be presented front and center. The silence is proof.

    Posted by: Decaf at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (ZNpJk)

    50 West Bank genocide!

    Son of Israel's ambassador to US seriously injured in ramming attack in the occupied West Bank

    The son of Israel’s ambassador to the United States was gravely injured in a ramming attack in the occupied West Bank on Wednesday.

    Neria Leiter, a reservist in Israel’s military, “needs a miracle,” Ambassador Yechiel Leiter said in a social media post. Leiter’s older son, Moshe Yedidya Leiter, who also served in Israel’s military, was killed in Gaza just days after the Hamas-led Oct. 7, 2023 attack, which triggered the war in Gaza.

    According to the military and law enforcement, a Palestinian man rammed his car into a security checkpoint Wednesday afternoon near the settlement of Beit Horon, seriously wounding the officer.

    Israeli forces at the scene then “opened fire at the terrorist as he attempted to flee” and killed him. More military forces were deployed in the area in the aftermath.

    https://tinyurl.com/36xfux4y

    -
    I don't know why nobody likes them. Well, nobody but the media and the left (but I repeat myself).

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (ndZc7)

    51 46
    I dont think we've yet to have a midterm election with the Covid subsidies ending.

    They officially ended Jan of this year

    But the reality is, even without Covid subsidies, it's basically "free" healthcare if you make like under $70k a year.

    Posted by: Leupold at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (FAUyE)

    ========

    There are so many reasons the GOP is losing the midterms, that the GOP should REALLY lose the midterms.

    If the Democrats barely take the House and fail to take the Senate, that'd be totally weird considering all the reason the GOP had to lose the midterms.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (38W+X)

    52 Who gets money if the enrollee is fake? Enrollees don't get cash, do they? The insurance company, maybe? Trying to figure out the cash flow diagram on this one.

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:50 PM (Dv3i1)

    53 Sorry but democrats own obamacare lock, stock and barrel. It passed without a single republican vote.
    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 04:48 PM (I43vL)
    --------

    Let's not get hasty and start asking for Democrats to take responsibility or accountability for literally anything here, bro.

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (oqH4h)

    54 EMTALA. You are welcome. Nothing is free.
    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations

    Western European Countries have free healthcare, free education, free public transportation...we could have it to if it weren't for stupid old Boomer white people! Damn I hate you Dad!!!

    Posted by: DSA Voters at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (UirZC)

    55 1/2 of Healthcare cost hast to be fraud

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

    56 If they cannot scam the system, then how do they earn a good living ????

    Trump is mean and hates small furry animals too !!!!!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (jGtoG)

    57 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

    Bullshit. The same as those that scream "Conspiracy Theory".

    He, and many like him, just can't stand the consequences. As in major reform. Temporary chaos. On and on.

    Pretty typical.
    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:49 PM (1/wqL)

    Even if true, you blackball and de-list all companies doing the fraud, the attorneys and such they used, and any contacts they have.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

    58 These fucking morons do understand that a good portion of these people are MAGA, right?
    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)

    No. What we understand is that they are not people at all. They're ghosts. Imaginary.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM (zYpTz)

    59 I received a mailer today that said "90%" of Texans dont vote by mail.

    I am working on the exact wording to put on it but something in the vein of '90% of us don't want fraudulent elections.'

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM (UdrMW)

    60 760,000. CNN wishes they could get numbers like that.
    Posted by: Stu Podaso

    Brian Stelter
    @brianstelter
    >> @JakeTapper: "It is disappointing how few voices there are in conservative media who are protesting President Trump on any of this."

    -
    Speaking truth to power and, pfffft!, nothing!

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (ndZc7)

    61
    Fuck that kind of thinking. Sounds like job security to me. Do your job or get out of the way.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

    ================

    I think he's got a case. There are so many people involved, and they are so nimble -- switching names, businesses, addresses, programs to take advantage of -- that you can't catch them with our current resources.

    The problem is the programs -- riddled with security holes and administered by crooks from the intake clerk to the director. They need to be rolled back, business process re-engineered, everyone fired, and then MAYBE reintroduced. I'm sure half of them could be trashed anyway.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (mmrXZ)

    62 31 What does it mean to save the country $2billion when they spend so much on the endless Iran war? Their priorities are fucking messed up.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:46 PM (UirZC)

    ========

    The total cost of the Iran war so far is like minutes of Medicaid funding.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (38W+X)

    63 Sorry but democrats own obamacare lock, stock and barrel. It passed without a single republican vote.

    And ... bullshit. John McCain didn't cast the deciding vote to defund ObamaCare. He just made the ceremonial gesture.

    You think all them fucks didn't talk about it before the vote ? Really ? You think Hawg Jaws "McConnell" didn't know what was coming ? The Weak Susan ? And so on ?

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:53 PM (1/wqL)

    64 Richard Neal has been in the House for 37 years. Apparently he so senile he can't remember this is Obamacare.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (I6R/i)

    65 1/2 of Healthcare cost hast to be fraud
    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

    More. It cost me 10K for an ambulance trip and sitting without care in a few rooms in a hospital for three days once. The charged bills all had even higher costs then the insurance marked them all down by a huge percentage.

    I didn't even get food or water for over a day.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)

    66 52 Who gets money if the enrollee is fake? Enrollees don't get cash, do they? The insurance company, maybe? Trying to figure out the cash flow diagram on this one.
    Posted by: Chuck Martel

    A skeptical Redditor answered:

    the way it allegedly works is that an unscrupulous broker signs someone up for ACA insurance. They set it up so that they qualify for $0 premiums and the government pays the insurance companies. The insurance companies then pay the brokers a commission.
    Another thing they're all hot and bothered about is people who live in states that didn't expand Medicaid, but don't make enough to qualify for ACA coverage. They're supposedly over-estimating their income to just high enough to qualify for either $0 premiums or very low cost coverage.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (UirZC)

    67 Has the Hawaiian Judge been mentioned yet?

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

    68 You know what would keep your health care costs down?
    Have you considered a MAID program?

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

    69 66 the way it allegedly works is that an unscrupulous broker signs someone up for ACA insurance. They set it up so that they qualify for $0 premiums and the government pays the insurance companies. The insurance companies then pay the brokers a commission.
    Another thing they're all hot and bothered about is people who live in states that didn't expand Medicaid, but don't make enough to qualify for ACA coverage. They're supposedly over-estimating their income to just high enough to qualify for either $0 premiums or very low cost coverage.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:54 PM (UirZC)

    ========

    Translation:

    "Fraud is good."

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:55 PM (38W+X)

    70 Even if true, you blackball and de-list all companies doing the fraud, the attorneys and such they used, and any contacts they have.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)


    Yes. But again ... and I've got into this with folks constantly ... the idea of "they do it too". Well sure they do. So if its not a perfect net that catches everyone, it isn't fair ?

    Fuck fair. Take a few heads.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (1/wqL)

    71 "a six-month suspension on new agents or brokers who sign up enrollees for healthcare coverage"

    About time these agents/brokers are punished. Now go after the attorneys who push thru citizenship to illegals.

    Posted by: sidney at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (Uy/WF)

    72 James: my point in the previous thread was, the left creates fake issues to distract the populace from real ones.

    Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (gHSfI)

    73 Translation:

    "Fraud is good."


    I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.

    Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

    74
    To be clear, Joe Thompson PROSECUCTED the Feeding Our Future fraud and got dozens (around 80?) charged and tried. Around 70 convicted.

    At the end of the FOF prosecutions, he made a remark about fraud in general -- there is so damn much of it in Minnesota, we simply can't chase it all down.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (mmrXZ)

    75 Yes. But again ... and I've got into this with folks constantly ... the idea of "they do it too". Well sure they do. So if its not a perfect net that catches everyone, it isn't fair ?

    Fuck fair. Take a few heads.
    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:56 PM (1/wqL)

    You put these people who arrange this on a list and not let them profit by government anymore, its gonna sting.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)

    76 73 I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.

    Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

    ========

    "Fill out these forms in this way to receive money you don't deserve."
    -NGO

    "Okay."
    -but in Somali

    "Genius!"
    -Reddit

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (38W+X)

    77 I know a guy who doesnt have employer insurance because hes a contractor so he has to use obamacare since his job offers fuck all

    His preferred insurance is now pulling out of the state because of radical abortion and troons laws forcing carriers to cover baby killing and breast slicing, which has become so exhorbitant they opted to check out rather than cover

    The remaining options left are shitty ass regional HMOs who hiked premiums from something like $800 to $1100 a month for one person, which im sure all of it will be blamed on Trump

    Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (fapp/)

    78 Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.
    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

    No, it just showed that Democrat operatives are organizing it for them.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

    79 73 Translation:

    "Fraud is good."

    I saw a bunch of leftwingers argue this in regards to the Somali daycare fraud.

    Amusingly it wasn't from the traditional line the left argues: Because of muh slaveries and racissms!...instead they argued that massive Somali fraud showed they were NOT 68 IQ morons like the right claims.
    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

    The Quality Learing Center Somalis?

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 04:58 PM (Gqar8)

    80 You put these people who arrange this on a list and not let them profit by government anymore, its gonna sting.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)


    An odd phrasing of "treason and gallows". But Hell ... I'll not let Perfect be the enemy of Good either. I support trying your way. Until nothing changes.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (1/wqL)

    81 I think he's got a case. There are so many people involved, and they are so nimble -- switching names, businesses, addresses, programs to take advantage of -- that you can't catch them with our current resources.

    Then the only alternative is to scrap the existing system and start from scratch. Everyone who wants a payment shows up in person and proves income and citizenship before any consideration for any payment is given.

    And like someone else said, blacklist every agency, lawyer and bank who can be demonstrated as participating in the fraud. Then pursue legal action.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (3Ope8)

    82 POTUS coming to Knoxville on Saturday to watch TN play Texas. I saw an account on X telling fans to head to the stadium now to get in their seats in time for the game. 😂

    Posted by: Jmel at September 23, 2026 04:59 PM (3TlS+)

    83 You know, you don't have to remove anyone from Obamacare if you repeal it. Remember all that talk, GOP? If these simps think they're gonna bring up Obamacare to me in any context, with any details, and get me to clap, they're bat guano crazy.

    Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (sAnBa)
    ==
    It was effectively dead once the premium support disappeared. There is still some viability for some low income people but most of them are medicaid eligible and are being funneled that way.

    I wish McCain wouldn't have been an ass on his death bed but the ACA is for the most part dead, and cleaning up the fraud from it will make it even more mostly dead.

    No need to further rile up the left wing wackos for those who are already easily riled. Let them say stupid stuff like this democrat politician who gets to defend fraudsters sucking assets out of the system. He looks stupid.That's what we want.

    Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (7/DDO)

    84 Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

    The reincarnated Willy Sutton says...

    Why rob the Government? Because that's where the money is.

    Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (mP0Kj)

    85 The Five is on with Emily!!
    AI crap.

    But Emily!

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Sco7b)

    86 There are so many reasons the GOP is losing the midterms, that the GOP should REALLY lose the midterms.

    -
    Chris Bray: Republicans Are Allowing the Election to Be About Nothing

    -
    What's the deal with midterms anyway? Are they midterms? Are they elections? Choose one!
    - GOP Congressman Seinfeld

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ndZc7)

    87 Part of me cringes whenever Trump goes to these highly exposed public venues.

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

    88
    Shouldn’t they have to PROVE fraud before fucking with people’s lives?

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

    =================

    Hmm, the headline I'm reading says "Trump Administration Set to Remove 760,000 Fraudulent Enrollees in ObamaCare"

    That would be FRAUDULENT enrollees.

    So, FRAUD has been proven.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:02 PM (mmrXZ)

    89 Wait, have we already lost the midterms? Was there a snap election I did not hear about?

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Gqar8)

    90 Here we go... Taking health care away from citizens !

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (+gK6I)

    91
    Then the only alternative is to scrap the existing system and start from scratch. Everyone who wants a payment shows up in person and proves income and citizenship before any consideration for any payment is given.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

    =================

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (mmrXZ)

    92 86 Chris Bray: Republicans Are Allowing the Election to Be About Nothing

    -
    What's the deal with midterms anyway? Are they midterms? Are they elections? Choose one!
    - GOP Congressman Seinfeld

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:01 PM (ndZc7)

    =========

    The GOP is individualizing races against opponents, focusing on GOTV efforts combined with massive ad spends that define the Democrats as crazy and dangerous.

    It's an effort at base turnout (and depressing the Democrat base) that understands that midterm turnout is mostly about getting soft partisans to the polls.

    A national message isn't necessary because there's no one national race. You don't run the same campaign against Roy Cooper and James Talarico and El-Sayed.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (38W+X)

    93 POTUS coming to Knoxville on Saturday to watch TN play Texas.

    The Donald is not going to understand anything he sees. Arch running the ball. Tennessee never doing a huddle.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (1/wqL)

    94 89 Wait, have we already lost the midterms? Was there a snap election I did not hear about?

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (Gqar

    =======

    Yes, we lost it when there was that 1 day pause in discretionary car chases by ICE which signaled to everyone that deportations were completely over.

    Which was weird, because deportations were already all over after Goode and Pretti died 4 months earlier.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (38W+X)

    95 And ... bullshit. John McCain didn't cast the deciding vote to defund ObamaCare. He just made the ceremonial gesture.

    You think all them fucks didn't talk about it before the vote ? Really ? You think Hawg Jaws "McConnell" didn't know what was coming ? The Weak Susan ? And so on ?
    -----

    Yeah, and Nancy Pelosi should have been dragged into the streets when she taunted "You'll have to pass it to know what's in it."

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (TN0g+)

    96 In fact, I'd go a little further and do the same thing for ALL federal agencies. Forensic audit. Demonstrate your balance sheet publicly (with certain agencies exempted from that) and account for every dollar allocated and spent. No more money disbursed until you do.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (3Ope8)

    97 Report: California spends $10 billion YEARLY on homes, food, phones, tuition, healthcare, and insurance for illegal aliens

    -
    And they've created a New Eden!

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)

    98 You say that like it's a bad thing.

    I mean it sincerely and hope for it earnestly.

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (3Ope8)

    99 94
    Yes, we lost it when there was that 1 day pause in discretionary car chases by ICE which signaled to everyone that deportations were completely over.

    Which was weird, because deportations were already all over after Goode and Pretti died 4 months earlier.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:04 PM (38W+X)

    So all of the angst here was really about naught. We could have been talking about movies and Sydney Sweeney and recipes??

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar8)

    100 Yeah, and Nancy Pelosi should have been dragged into the streets when she taunted "You'll have to pass it to know what's in it."

    And John Roberts deciding it was a tax.

    ObamaCare was not, by any stretch, a Democrat thing. Not by a long-shot.

    You don't think Big Biz wasn't hoping and praying to get corporate health insurance off the books ?

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1/wqL)

    101 I queried copilot to get some sense on who benefitted -

    Summary -
    If multiple rings operated at scale, used fake identities, and exploited switching bonuses - given the size of the CMS cleanup (760,000 people), the multi-year duration, and the known commission structures, fraud rings almost certainly made hundreds of millions — and possibly crossed the billion-dollar mark.

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Dv3i1)

    102 The worst part is they are going after ppl that are on ACA but never had had to use their services. Those are the people you want on ACA, they are low cost and have the ACA as insurance *if* they need it (exactly how insurance is supposed to work)

    I get the "advance premium tax credit" because I's po'.

    The thing that gets me is if I had to pay the Obamacare premiums myself, I wouldn't be able to afford them (They're about a quarter of my monthly income), and if I had enough money to afford them, I wouldn't need the insurance, because I could just put that money aside myself and pay out of pocket.

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (vJrRc)

    103 I read today that there are 55 million visa holders in the US.
    1 in 7? Jeebus. That kind of matches the illegals!
    No wonder stuff is so expensive.
    Revoke every visa while we're doing everything else.

    Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (q6tQZ)

    104 In fact, I'd go a little further and do the same thing for ALL federal agencies. Forensic audit. Demonstrate your balance sheet publicly (with certain agencies exempted from that) and account for every dollar allocated and spent. No more money disbursed until you do.
    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2026 05:05 PM (3Ope

    That's what DOGE did for a lot of them. Ditto for Tulsi sweeping up some trash in the intelligence area.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

    105 99 So all of the angst here was really about naught. We could have been talking about movies and Sydney Sweeney and recipes??

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar

    =======

    But that's all nothing.

    We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)

    106 I received a mailer today that said "90%" of Texans dont vote by mail.

    I am working on the exact wording to put on it but something in the vein of '90% of us don't want fraudulent elections.'

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:52 PM


    That's weird, I just got an email encouraging me to vote by mail because I am over 65 and "it's the law". Someone is pushing the vote by mail stuff here in Texas but it ain't republicans.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (I43vL)

    107 Feel good story:

    US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report

    ...The vast majority -- around 20,000 -- were sent to Mexico, (awww, that's not what I voted for!) but the rest were dispersed to 27 other countries across Latin America, Africa, and the Pacific, and agreements have been finalised with seven more.

    An AFP investigation earlier this year found Washington is using visa bans and restrictions on African countries to strongarm them into accepting deportees.

    The US is back to selling slaves again...yay. This time we’re playing both sides, so that we always come out on top.

    and the chucklefucks defend this fascism. we can vote to end this nonsense, November is right around the corner guys

    You don't have to go home but you can't stay here. If you want to pick where you go then I would suggest self deportation. Get fucked, bitches! (I may have added that last part)

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (UirZC)

    108 Medicare for all will eliminate fraud, right?

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Cqx++)

    109 We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)

    Gas prices ! Eleventy !

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (+gK6I)

    110 105 99 So all of the angst here was really about naught. We could have been talking about movies and Sydney Sweeney and recipes??

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Gqar

    =======

    But that's all nothing.

    We REALLY lost the midterms when Trump didn't end the Ukraine war on day 1.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (38W+X)

    We TOLD him that America will Not Tolerate a Months Long War where people get hurt!!

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar8)

    111 ObamaCare?

    More like Cloward-PivenCare -- amirite?

    (In other words -- it was DESIGNED to bankrupt the government ON PURPOSE.)

    Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Av6i5)

    112 104 That's what DOGE did for a lot of them. Ditto for Tulsi sweeping up some trash in the intelligence area.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

    ========

    Reminder:

    DOGE isn't dead. It got "absorbed into the bloodstream of the federal government."

    DOGE employees got hired by other departments when their temporary government contracts ended and currently work in places like SSA (Big Balls went there).

    https://x.com/derzum_/status/
    2102427198518911279

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (38W+X)

    113 I think part of the op is to plant stories and polls in the media that are negative for Republicans. It is on blast this election cycle. None of the positive on the economy is highlighted or made relatable to people’s every day life. Even Foxnews and the WSJ stories and now editorials are noticeably negative on Trump and Republicans every single day. They don’t have a single good thing to highlight except issues that are abstract. It’s all laced with a negative under current and you don’t need to read to far to read it. They continually play on gas and food prices without giving people a basic understanding about why things are that way and how they are cyclical. For example, I guarantee you by election time gas prices will drop. After the election they will return to normal. That not an accident. It’s on purpose. The other part is they never highlight negative about Democrats nor do they posit how they will govern based on what they say now and how they did it in the past.

    There is a huge effort to try and convince people of the inevitability of Democrat majorities in the House and Senate. They truly believe of they keep pushing that people won’t show up.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Y3swt)

    114 Apparently, a significant number of brokers were doing this:

    Flagged brokers submitted "statistically implausible rates" of applications for the 2026 coverage year that completely lacked mandatory data, such as Social Security numbers or verified citizenship documentation.

    They were, also, screwing over the properly enrolled participants by creating "ghost files" and changing the coverage limits to increase premiums without the applicant's knowledge.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:11 PM (dIske)

    115 ObongoCare.

    What a cluster fuck. Next up...Medicare for all.

    What another cluster fuck.

    Posted by: Hope and Change at September 23, 2026 05:11 PM (ALGqY)

    116 107 The US is back to selling slaves again...yay. This time we’re playing both sides, so that we always come out on top.

    and the chucklefucks defend this fascism. we can vote to end this nonsense, November is right around the corner guys

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (UirZC)

    ==========

    1. It's not secret. It's public policy and enabled by Congressional statute.

    2. Are the people we deport ending up as slaves? Who's getting a cut on the sale? That feels like a big story. Probably should provide some names.

    3. Fascism does not mean deporting illegal immigrants to third party countries because their home countries don't want them. I don't know what they think fascism means.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (38W+X)

    117 113

    There is a huge effort to try and convince people of the inevitability of Democrat majorities in the House and Senate. They truly believe of they keep pushing that people won’t show up.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:10 PM (Y3swt)

    Well, collectively, people are often stupid, and easily led.

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Gqar8)

    118 As Ace so presciently points out there is a direct correlation between the amount of government(Dem) funded fraud and the amount of election cheating.
    Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.


    Posted by: Voter theater. at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (FCPbW)

    119 Oh and BTW Democrats are pulling out all the stops on election fraud. Their mail in ballot and harvesting ops are in full swing. They are paying operatives to gather ballots. There is money to be made and that’s why you see people getting caught. The effort is so ubiquitous it’s unreal.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y3swt)

    120 You don't think Big Biz wasn't hoping and praying to get corporate health insurance off the books ?

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1/wqL)
    ==
    Yeah, but then they saw the tax consequences for off loading their employees, and the revelation that the coverage was crap, and any employer who pushed their employees to the Marketplace was looking for an employee relations disaster, they wish it was never introduced.

    I tried, was in DC for meetings with our congress critters. Essentially got thrown out of a dem reps office when I suggested my CFO and I would be thrown in jail if we had a program financed and costing like this one was. That was after an "all due respect" line from the LD. I threw it right back because no one in any of those offices knew what they were talking about. And they still don't.

    Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (7/DDO)

    121 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

    Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.

    Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)

    122 Fascism does not mean deporting illegal immigrants to third party countries because their home countries don't want them. I don't know what they think fascism means.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (38W+X)

    Fascism = "stuff I don't like by people I don't like"

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

    123 110 We TOLD him that America will Not Tolerate a Months Long War where people get hurt!!

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Gqar

    =======

    Worst defeat in American history.

    Iran is stronger than ever.

    They are just choosing to shoot missiles that fall into the ocean and only firing on cargo ships that docked in Iran because they are masters of restraint and just waiting for the US to collapse completely from oil prices that sometimes spike to $105 every couple of months but mostly stay in the $80-90 range.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (38W+X)

    124
    US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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    I wish this was true, but that number looks like liberal garment-rending.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)

    125 Other things that should be cleaned up.

    If you're hard of hearing there's a government program to give you a free phone with captions.

    And if that program wasn't available, you need it, save up and buy it.

    The Five - Dem influencer network exposed. Sorry, I love Emily. And Kayleigh is there and Gutfeld and Watters have some brains.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (Sco7b)

    126 119 Oh and BTW Democrats are pulling out all the stops on election fraud. Their mail in ballot and harvesting ops are in full swing. They are paying operatives to gather ballots. There is money to be made and that’s why you see people getting caught. The effort is so ubiquitous it’s unreal.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Y3swt)

    =======

    If only they had tried this in 2024, they might have retained power in the imperial presidency.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (38W+X)

    127 Mamdani at least is against fraud...

    Posted by: Harun at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (IuIym)

    128 ObamaCare? More like Cloward-PivenCare -- amirite?

    I have never, ever thought so. Anymore than FDR thought he was crashing the system with Social Security.

    Obama really was a transformational guy. He was a dick, for sure. But he also thought he was the middle-man between a guaranteed fund for insurance and all these nasty insurance corporations that just had to charge more because "capitalism".

    And Barry isn't the only thinker like that. Half or more of the people you shop or drink or eat around think the same way. Fools.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (1/wqL)

    129 You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

    -
    Have a nice day just don't have it here.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (ndZc7)

    130
    124
    US has deported 25,000 to third countries under secretive deals: report

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

    ==================

    I wish this was true, but that number looks like liberal garment-rending.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)

    ======

    I think it's over 35,000, actually.

    But, really, it amounts to criminal aliens that the home countries refuse to take or countries like Cuba that won't take anyone back from us at all.

    They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (38W+X)

    131 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

    Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
    Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)

    There's an SF story "A Study in Still Life" where a spacer detailed to the bureaucracy proposes a form to track forms to his boss who isn't interested until it requires more people in his department to bump him up to a new pay grade.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)

    132 Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.
    Posted by: Voter theater

    I'll reserve judgement on whether it has been "dealt with" pending a few thousand convictions for voter shenanigans and/or noticeable changes in voting patterns.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (UirZC)

    133 We need to go back to when health insurance wasn't an employment benefit.

    Stupid Dems and their stupid wage-freezes and their stupid "employer provided health insurance isn't taxable compensation"

    Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (vJrRc)

    134 Oh, and your catalogs from Pueblo, Colorado.
    Yeah, I grew up in Canada but we did get American tv.

    I think the story of that entire thing would be interesting.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (Sco7b)

    135 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.

    -

    Idiot. Nothing is too big to prosecute, and the bigger it is, the more vital it is to prosecute.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 05:16 PM (0U5gm)

    136 They can drop off the Illegal Felons into the Barents Sea for all Imcare.

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (Gqar8)

    137 >> If only they had tried this in 2024, they might have retained power in the imperial presidency.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:14 PM (38W+X)

    They’ve been encouraged to grow that operation by the courts, who will allow nothing to stop election fraud before the vote, and do everything to protect it once the vote is in.

    I think even you will be surprised after the election. There is going to be a lot of counting until we win in Democrat areas.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (R9CG3)

    138 Trump's killing the Not-there!!

    How will the Not-there pay for their Not-there childrens' medical expenses?!!

    MAGA doesn't care.

    It's a Not-there genocide!

    Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (XMAAx)

    139 You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

    -
    Have a nice day just don't have it here.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (ndZc7)

    Get 'em TFO! And take their coats!

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (QfE5e)

    140 We need to go back to when health insurance wasn't an employment benefit.

    Then we go back prior to WW-II. Before wage freezes.

    I'm all for it. I don't think most really are.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (1/wqL)

    141 I think it's over 35,000, actually.

    But, really, it amounts to criminal aliens that the home countries refuse to take or countries like Cuba that won't take anyone back from us at all.

    They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:15 PM (38W+X)

    And like with the El Salvador prison, most of the encouragement is just some money and promises of a relationship. To us the money they want is like a tip in DC levels of spending to keep a dude in a work camp or something for a while.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (uhVAy)

    142 What. But Foxnews told me that Hispanics who vote or lean Republican overwhelmingly believe the president has gone too far on immigration. Whatever that means.

    Oh and that Salazar dunce.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (R9CG3)

    143 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

    Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.

    Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Av6i5)
    ==
    There is too much government. Way too much. They are the reason costs are exploding, almost completely their fault.

    Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (7/DDO)

    144 They can go to Canada and be illegal immigrants there, if they want. Canada will probably buy them a house.
    -----

    Yep. Canada will have to ramp up the imports with all of their own people they're busy MAIDing.

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (TN0g+)

    145 Flabby pallid leftist: "I want to be as unhealthy as possible."

    Laissez-Faire libertarian: "Fine by me -- to each his own. Go for it."

    Flabby pallid leftist: "Oh, did I mention - I want YOU to pay for my lifelong medical bills caused by me being unhealthy. Fork it over, you privileged fuck."

    (Laissez-Faire libertarian quickly does a Transformer-like transmogrification to a Based MAGA Conservative.)

    Frsehly-minted Based MAGA Conservative: " Die, hippie, die!"

    Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

    146 Ugh --off "Barry O" sock.

    Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

    147 What. But Foxnews told me that Hispanics who vote or lean Republican overwhelmingly believe the president has gone too far on immigration. Whatever that means.

    Oh and that Salazar dunce.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:18 PM (R9CG3)

    I wouldn't believe one thing Fox says about polling.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

    148 137
    They’ve been encouraged to grow that operation by the courts, who will allow nothing to stop election fraud before the vote, and do everything to protect it once the vote is in.

    I think even you will be surprised after the election. There is going to be a lot of counting until we win in Democrat areas.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:17 PM (R9CG3)

    =======

    If only they had done that when the Democrat Party had control of the DOJ.

    Seriously...people act like literally nothing has changed since 2024 and, in fact, that the Democrat Party has only gotten stronger.

    It's literally insane.

    DOJ has been pulling back on Democrat cheating efforts for more than 18 months. Laws have been passed at the state level in places like OH that make cheating significantly harder.

    Does that mean that CA won't do cheating? Of course not. But CA doing cheating doesn't mean that Jon Ossoff has undone DNI monitoring Fulton County in GA.

    And it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

    149 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

    150 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

    Their polls are terrible and have been for a decade.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:21 PM (uhVAy)

    151 149 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

    ======

    Fox News polling is one of the worst polling outfits, is outright run by Democrat operatives, and has been consistently wrong for a very long time.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:21 PM (38W+X)

    152 149 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

    FOX has the notoriously worst polling group.. Never right...

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (+gK6I)

    153 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

    Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
    Posted by: Barry O

    I remember a liberal friend in college trying to convince me that "free" government healthcare for all was the sensible solution. "Government is so much more efficient! You reduce all the overhead for profit, business taxes, etc." When I asked if he was in favor of dropping business taxes on health insurance companies then, to help them be more efficient, all the deflections came out. "No, because the saving will go to the CEOs, and not lowering premiums. It's not that much anyway. They have to pay their fair share."

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (UirZC)

    154 Medicare for all will end up paying for 1 Billoon people

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

    155 There is too much government. Way too much. They are the reason costs are exploding, almost completely their fault.

    Posted by: Black JEM at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (7/DDO)

    The grift is the purpose.

    The prospect of invidental medical care is mostly happenstance.

    Health care grift is a human right.

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (QfE5e)

    156 I mean seriously. Foxnews has every “toss up race” going to Democrats, especially in the senate. They’ve basically told Republicans to give up on NC.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (R9CG3)

    ======

    Fox News polling is one of the worst polling outfits, is outright run by Democrat operatives, and has been consistently wrong for a very long time.

    -------

    Are you sure? That doesn't seem like something Fox would do?

    Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (TN0g+)

    157
    Those Latin American deportees who got sent to Liberia, you gotta laugh. I don't see them grabbing their crotches and yelling "Fuck Joseph Nyuma Boakai!" They seem more subdued in their new DEI-compliant surroundings.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

    158 I thought "single payer" was the communist's buzzword. I checked my bingo card and I don't have "medicare for all"........

    I need a new card

    Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (jrgJz)

    159 146 Ugh --off "Barry O" sock.

    Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

    Said so many Dem male teens.
    Not in the same way.

    Great influencer segment. Wow, Dems are evil.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Sco7b)

    160 156 Are you sure? That doesn't seem like something Fox would do?

    Posted by: Arizona, 2020 at September 23, 2026 05:22 PM (TN0g+)

    ========

    Harvard-Harris is where it's at.

    Maybe.

    Still suspicious. Polling firms suddenly go wrong all the time.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (38W+X)

    161 Does that mean that CA won't do cheating? Of course not. But CA doing cheating doesn't mean that Jon Ossoff has undone DNI monitoring Fulton County in GA.

    And it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

    Even CA on full cheat mode takes months to claw back one or two seats here or there which means nothing overall.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

    162 nd it always comes back to "Democrats will cheat to victory, but they just kind of didn't feel like it in 2024 for reasons." Yeah, they cheated, but all it took was a little outside pushback from the RNC to stop it from taking the presidency.

    Because we've never seen it inside a state. We all saw the fat fucking union guy push observers out of the way while putting the butcher paper over the windows in Philly.

    Until I see it ? I haven't seen it.

    Until then ? I just assume the officials will fuck over whomever plays Notre Dame in South Bend. Because they always do.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (1/wqL)

    163 Every anchor baby on the planet, including hundreds of thousands Chinese will be eligible for universal health care

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)

    164 The only reason a Republican won a Senate seat in PA was because of increased RNC focus on down ballot races as much as the presidency. Even Philadelphia. ahem

    the DOJ has already announced they will be sending out over 1000 poll watchers to specific areas around the country this election. Democrat fraud is beatable. The RNC just has to have the will.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)

    165 >> Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

    Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

    Short answer is nothing material.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)

    166
    Posted by: Barry O at September 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Av6i5)

    ================

    Haha! That would be a good set of prompts for an AI animator.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (mmrXZ)

    167 161 Even CA on full cheat mode takes months to claw back one or two seats here or there which means nothing overall.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

    ========

    Waves materialize unevenly.

    A blue wave will see massive upswings in blue districts while red districts move slightly to the left.

    If we're in a wave, the effects of redistricting in 2020 and this year means that the furthest a blue wave could crest would be about 225 seats for the Democrats, and that's assuming they get every toss up.

    Senate races make things more complex. The GOP won a net of 2 senate seats in 2018 in a D+9 environment. They drive up turnout to presidential levels in the states that have them. So, they tend to reflect presidential performance in the last general than anything else.

    Trump won TX by 14 in 2024.

    Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (38W+X)

    168 121 Problem: There are too many middlemen in the healthcare industry, driving up costs.

    Solution: MOAR MIDDLEMEN.
    Posted by: Barry O

    More AI research (I hate Obamacare even more than I thought!)-
    Why brokers exist even though Healthcare.gov is self‑serve:

    The ACA is complex
    People want help
    Brokers are free to consumers
    Insurers want brokers to bring in customers
    Brokers get paid only if they enroll you
    Commissions create incentives (good and bad)

    The Marketplace is self‑serve, but the ACA ecosystem is not self‑explanatory.

    Commissions are the #1 driver of both legitimate broker behavior and ACA fraud.

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (Dv3i1)

    169 The RNC just has to have the will.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)


    But do you have the will to light up a pinner and listen to the Amazing Rhythm Aces ? I can make you a pretty good play-list pretty quick.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (1/wqL)

    170 I mean, don’t be ridiculous. “The DoJ won a few court cases and will send out more election monitors. That will help us uncover mail in ballot fraud where people walked around and filled out ballots for other people or created them out of thin air.

    Yeah I’m sure they give a fig.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (R9CG3)

    171 I couldn't get my head around how brokers could just ignore application obligations like SS# and proof of citizenship, but now I know (after looking up the process).

    The Fed Govt allowed what is called EDE (Enhanced Direct Enrollment). This allowed private brokers and web based platforms to create their own software to build customized entryways into Healthcare.gov. These dicey brokers just excluded the indentification obligations from their own customized program. Then they bulk loaded thousands of applications, many of which were non-existent applicants. Then they fabricated the financial status of the applicant to get the sweetest premium.

    In short, I'm sure there were illegal immigrants taking advantage of the program, but the real fraud falls likely with dishonest insurance brokers and less to do with immigration. Weak government oversight without consideration for abuse is the culprit. And, this was set up this way so that they could expedite enrollments to show a necessary government program.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (dIske)

    172 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

    Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

    Short answer is nothing material.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)

    That's Foolish, CA steals the same seats every election, its treading water. Meanwhile we have created new red seats in FL,TX, MO, and other states that will stick. And I can't help but see the disarray in the DNC having an effect on their operation.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (uhVAy)

    173 The polls are out there to demoralize us... Don't let them

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (+gK6I)

    174 The RNC just has to have the will.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
    ---
    But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.

    Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.

    Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)

    175 >> Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.

    Yeah but Paxton is behind or within the margin of error.
    - Every shithead pollster.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)

    176 Their polls are terrible and have been for a decade.
    Posted by: Oldcat

    Damn straight! I was doing an inverted aerial for Bret Baier last year when the pole broke and I fell. Ruptured my left implant!!!!

    Posted by: Candy at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (UirZC)

    177 You can't hate the Republican party enough.

    Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (XMAAx)

    178 165 >> Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:20 PM (38W+X)

    Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

    Short answer is nothing material.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)

    ========

    We're probably going to lose the House, but barely. Turnout differentials are a thing. Not even Obama's vaunted campaign team, who were lauded as the future and the best ever, could undo that, and they lost two midterms really, really badly.

    And then Jeffries can try to run impeachment theater where his majority of 5 has 9 House members from Trump+5 districts.

    All while OBBB fully funded and appropriated ICE through 2028 and Trump can just deport everyone still.

    But, massive wave because cheating will make it so that we're losing senate seats in TX, OH, AK, and IA?

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (38W+X)

    179 Trump won TX by 14 in 2024.

    Talarico isn't getting close to a win, for instance.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:25 PM (38W+X)

    Here's my indication - the DNC is broke, the RNC isn't. That isn't showing a blue wave.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

    180 I saw Jefferies crying today that some Dem from Maine endorsed Lawler. BTW there is no way Lawler loses to a DSA candidate they dropped in from out of the district. But she’s a vet or something. Sure thing, guys.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (R9CG3)

    181 >>Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

    >>Short answer is nothing material.

    One big thing has changed is awareness. Even in 2020 when the fraud was blindingly obvious there many people on our side who claimed that Trump somehow lost to a guy who barely left his basement and even less frequently could complete a single sentence without fucking it up. Yep, Joe fucking Biden got more votes than any president in US history.

    Now way more people don't just think but know Democrats cheat. They fight every election integrity project that comes up. And people are angry about it. Knowing the problem exists has to come first before you can monitor, fight back against it and ultimately fix it.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:29 PM (viF8m)

    182 Fox News polling may be run by Democrat operatives, but the choice to employ them instead of other outfits is made by establishment R's that want to return the party to the pre MAGA days. If that happens, the party will split instead. Not sure they care.

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)

    183 170 I mean, don’t be ridiculous. “The DoJ won a few court cases and will send out more election monitors. That will help us uncover mail in ballot fraud where people walked around and filled out ballots for other people or created them out of thin air.

    Yeah I’m sure they give a fig.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:26 PM (R9CG3)

    ======

    Mail in requests are actually really down this year compared to both last election and 2022.

    https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
    2102788016196452620

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (38W+X)

    184 Joe Thompson, the fed who prosecuted the Feeding Our Future fraud in Minnesota, said the fraud is too big to prosecute.


    Then outsource the prosecution to volunteers. No need for courts or activist judges, incompetent prosecutors and fickle jurors. Will give Caterpillar and the lime business a shot in the arm.

    In turn, the Quality of Life for those not engaged in fraud will improve as parks, roads, and public venues become less crowded; utility demand drops, housing and food prices ease due to less pressure demand; insurance rates across all modalities should drop as risks are removed...

    There is more Winning there than PDJT ever promised during his campaign.

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (pUU4E)

    185 Don't even pay attention to the polls

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

    186 174 The RNC just has to have the will.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
    ---
    But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.

    Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.

    Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)

    =======

    All it took was firing Ronna McDaniel, and suddenly the RNC was more interested in winning elections than flower orders.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (38W+X)

    187 The RNC just has to have the will.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (viF8m)
    ---
    But, alas, it is uncharacteristic of them.

    Probably a good majority of DC can't wait for Trump to leave office as they hope they can go back to politics-as-speeches.
    Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2026 05:27 PM (XMAAx)

    trump's people run the RNC now, they are the ones that blocked fraud in PA in 2024. AND did voter outreach to the Amish that gave us a big slug of new support. I expect more of that this time.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

    188 I dunno. I have no idea what will happen. But I also know in places like NY Blakeman is closing the gap for governor. You can tell they’re getting nervous.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (R9CG3)

    189 Yeah but Paxton is behind or within the margin of error.
    - Every shithead pollster.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)
    -----
    Yeah, Talafreako running around walking back all of his gonzo lunatic positions to try and con the rubes this close to the election tells me that their internal polling says he's cooked.

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

    190 Where is Greta ????

    Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

    What about the fish and the children !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (jGtoG)

    191 >>There is more Winning there than PDJT ever promised during his campaign.

    Wait until you see the PMI numbers that were released today.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

    192 >> Mail in requests are actually really down this year compared to both last election and 2022.

    What about states where they mail them to everyone?

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (R9CG3)

    193 Tell me what’s changed with mail in ballots in places like NY, NJ, CA, etc. Those are states where we need to win House seats.

    Short answer is nothing material.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:24 PM (R9CG3)
    _____________________

    NY and CA...nothing...you are correct. NJ, on the other hand removed (I think as of now over 30,000) illegal immigrants from the roll. This doesn't sound like much unless you understand how ballot dumping works. They take a residence and then misrepresnt it as an apartment (which adds residences via apartment numbers that don't exist). They they use those addresses for registrations. For every single illegally registered individual with a residence, there is the potential for about 50 to 100 other votes from non-existent addresses. Most of these illegal immigrants probably don't even know it's occurring in their names.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (dIske)

    194 Fox News polling may be run by Democrat operatives, but the choice to employ them instead of other outfits is made by establishment R's that want to return the party to the pre MAGA days. If that happens, the party will split instead. Not sure they care.
    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)

    They're mostly dead men walking. Increasingly even the establishment peeps will die of old age and their staffs will want MAGA jobs and get on the program.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

    195 192 >> Mail in requests are actually really down this year compared to both last election and 2022.

    What about states where they mail them to everyone?

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:32 PM (R9CG3)

    ========

    There are no competitive races in CA, WA, or CO, so I don't see your point.

    Your argument was that Democrats are going to blow the lid off cheating and win everything.

    You're falling back to "Democrats will cheat a lot in places they control totally." Which is...what they did in 2024. Which is my point.

    They will do what they can, but what they can is reduced from 2024.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (38W+X)

    196 Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

    Yeah the idiot IRGC did hit a cargo ship today from India killing 2 crewmembers...

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (+gK6I)

    197 Wait until you see the PMI numbers that were released today.
    ____

    Wow, good thing Fed raised the rates, wouldn't want the economy getting to heat up too much before the mid-terms!

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

    198 182 Fox News polling may be run by Democrat operatives, but the choice to employ them instead of other outfits is made by establishment R's that want to return the party to the pre MAGA days. If that happens, the party will split instead. Not sure they care.
    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)
    ------

    There aren't enough old-line establishment GOPers left to mount any sort of challenge to the MAGA side of the party at this point. The ones that are still upright spend their time cuckily shouting into the void when they're not sucking the last dollars out of the Chamber of Commerce dick.

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (oqH4h)

    199 Too big to fail, to big to prosecute
    Sure

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)

    200 Yeah but Paxton is behind or within the margin of error.
    - Every shithead pollster.
    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:28 PM (R9CG3)
    -----
    Yeah, Talafreako running around walking back all of his gonzo lunatic positions to try and con the rubes this close to the election tells me that their internal polling says he's cooked.
    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 05:31 PM (oqH4h)

    Beto for 2 cycles and Talafreako this time are just ways for TX to steal contributions from people in the other 49 states. Their positions are comically unsuited for Texas in particular.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

    201 They're mostly dead men walking.
    __

    Mitch McConnell?

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Dv3i1)

    202 200 Beto for 2 cycles and Talafreako this time are just ways for TX to steal contributions from people in the other 49 states. Their positions are comically unsuited for Texas in particular.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

    =======

    But Democrat primaries in TX are dictated by Austin progressives, so this problem will only get worse for them.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (38W+X)

    203 >>Mitch McConnell?

    Dead man rolling.

    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

    204 203 >>Mitch McConnell?

    Dead man rolling.
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

    Being rolled

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (+gK6I)

    205 But Democrat primaries in TX are dictated by Austin progressives, so this problem will only get worse for them.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 05:35 PM (38W+X)

    Yes, increasingly the Dems can't find candidates who can fool anyone that they aren't insane leftists who are going to implement insane leftist programs.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

    206 >>Mitch McConnell?

    Dead man rolling.
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

    Being rolled

    Posted by: It's me donna at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (+gK6I)

    Can we push grandma off the cliff already?

    Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2026 05:38 PM (QfE5e)

    207 Discussing Fox News and their bias towards Democrats, well it is a subject of conversation for what now, twenty years? We know, or should know their game,

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8)

    208 >>Mitch McConnell?

    Dead man rolling.
    Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 05:36 PM (viF8m)

    I'd just say he's out of the picture now, and his staffers will have to find a new home or be out of the DC picture.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (uhVAy)

    209 Texas can't find blue hair, tats up their arms women to run for office?

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)

    210 >>
    Your argument was that Democrats are going to blow the lid off cheating and win everything.

    That’s not my argument. My thesis based on evidence is they are trying to ramp up that process. In some cases they are already being caught. But there has been very little incentive for Dems to slow the building of that operation.

    Posted by: Vengeance at September 23, 2026 05:40 PM (R9CG3)

    211 I wonder what their thinking is, to reanimate the McConnell corpse?

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)

    212 As Ace so presciently points out there is a direct correlation between the amount of government(Dem) funded fraud and the amount of election cheating.
    Pity that it took this long to address the rampant Dem funded voter fraud.


    Posted by: Voter theater. at September 23, 2026 05:12 PM


    Guarantee you that if usaid wasn't cut off the democrats would not have had to mortgage their dnc headquarters building in DC to cover their debts.

    Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (I43vL)

    213 I gave up on Fox long ago

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:41 PM (Ia/+0)

    214 The polls are out there to demoralize us... Don't let them

    At this point, I submit that polls exist to drive "trades" at prediction market gambling sites.

    The vig is made in the volatility

    Posted by: Community Notes at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (/TiS1)

    215 The worst part is they are going after ppl that are on ACA but never had had to use their services. Those are the people you want on ACA, they are low cost and have the ACA as insurance *if* they need it (exactly how insurance is supposed to work)
    ———————
    God they’re just so dumb.

    Silly Vance! Why would you cancel enrollment of people who don’t pay or use the service? The insurance company bills the government and there are no claims at all! It’s perfect!

    Oh wait.

    Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (ZwKpZ)

    216 Remember they called for the Auto-Pen President out of their ass

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)

    217 Palate cleanser -

    Argentina President Javier Milei just walked up to the mic at the United Nations and RIPPED THEM TO THEIR FACES

    "It's become a USELESS organization whose only purpose is to sustain a caste of fatefully arrogant PARASITES masquerading as well-intentioned bureaucrats!"

    "The alleged 'defenders of human rights' have sheltered bloodthirsty dictatorships and regimes that stone women in the streets!"

    "Good people do not think about controlling the lives of their fellow human beings."

    "Those who were supposed to guarantee collective security and human rights failed in their task. Instead, they allowed chaos, violence and international terrorism to flourish."

    Vid at link (X) - https://tinyurl.com/2wfmzfnf

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)

    218 Honest elections are sort of a Unicorn, or perhaps a Grail now, in the Blue States.

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Gqar8)

    219 207 Discussing Fox News and their bias towards Democrats, well it is a subject of conversation for what now, twenty years? We know, or should know their game,

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:39 PM (Gqar8

    I like to check out the crazies. Me and reddit guy try to fill out ace's kick-ass reporting.

    One hilarious thing I saw on Kos was their belief in all media is right wing. We truly are in different realities.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

    220 Fox News’ leftist tilt (the network might lean right but their journalists and staff are just as left wing as every other new organization) was quite apparent during Trump’s first term as ever anchor on during the day could barely contain their TDS during the Russia Russia Russia hoax, the impeachments, and COVID, like every other channel.

    The 2020 Arizona call should have left no doubt about Fox’s true nature.

    They also foisted Tucker on us.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

    221 Fox throws a few Right(ish) news readers to the viewers from time to time - but it’s establishment Left.

    Posted by: tubal at September 23, 2026 05:46 PM (Gqar8)

    222 The 2020 Arizona call should have left no doubt about Fox’s true nature.

    They also foisted Tucker on us.

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

    Ahh the year all trust in all institutions died.

    It was cute how filled up I was on hopium waiting for the Supreme Court to step up.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Sco7b)

    223 Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1)

    Thank you.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

    224
    Iran is hitting ships with projectiles, and they are leaking chemicals into the Strait of Hormuz ..

    What about the fish and the children !!


    But Trump bombed a school of fish.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

    225 Try telling your average Dem sheep that Fox is actually left leaning is a lost cause. "Faux News" is ingrained in their DNA.

    Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 05:53 PM (I6R/i)

    226 But Trump bombed a school of fish.

    Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

    And he said pussy.
    We keep forgetting the huge atrocities.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 05:54 PM (Sco7b)

    227 Uh...what? -

    United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.

    https://tinyurl.com/2cdw63rh

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 05:58 PM (Dv3i1)

    228 Nood
    Don't know when

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b)

    229 5:32?

    Did i miss a nood?

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 06:02 PM (Sco7b)

    230 I have pored over the evidence, and can now confirm that Bill Nye the Pseudoscience Bitch likes a big black bull sodomizing him from the rear, while he in turn sodomizes a two month old boy.

    Posted by: Ken at September 23, 2026 06:10 PM (aVf49)

    Boston Globe Op-Ed: The "Trans Genocide" Is a Lie

    And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder, as we have seen in the case of the "Ziz" transgender murder cult and, despite what simpleton narcissist Candace Owens says, the assassination of a Charlie Kirk by a gay trans-loving furry avenger.

    The media attacks every "right wing conspiracy theory" they claim might lead to violence, while affirmatively pushing left-wing conspiracy theories like the "lynching" trend that does not exist.

    But so what if some normies get murdered. The important thing is that we jack up Democrat voting enthusiasm.

    It's a bit unexpected to see the liberal David Mastio writing about the "trans genocide" fiction in the ultra-lib Boston Globe, so I'll award Hufflepuff one credit.

    Note, however, Mastio and the Globe cannot admit the truth -- that in fact transgenders experience violence at lower rates than normal people, which is pretty amazing considering they tend to work in dangerous fields like prostitution -- and still pretend that this is a big problem.


    In Trump's America, violence against transgender people isn't going up -- it's going down

    The data contradicts the popular narrative.

    The notion that transgender people face soaring levels of violence is so ingrained in the public discourse, it gets little scrutiny even in the reddest and most trans-rights skeptical areas of the country -- like my hometown.

    In a front page story this summer on the local Pride march, the Omaha World-Herald uncritically quoted a trans rights activist claiming that a proposed state ballot measure that would restrict transgender girls' and women's participation in school sports "won't actually protect" biological women and girls and "will increase violence" against LGBTQ people.

    Stigmatizing transgender people, the argument goes, leads to attacks.

    ...

    But despite a hostile Trump administration and a barrage of anti-trans legislation across the country, the number of violent deaths the group documents has fallen nearly 50 percent from 53 in 2023 to 27 in 2025.

    Advocacy groups insist the data is incomplete and shouldn't be used to draw any conclusions about the prevalence of anti-trans violence. That's due, they say, to the bigotry of families and authorities who misname and misgender the victims, making it hard to discern from public records how many transgender people are dying.

    "The numbers show that trans people are not killed in higher rates than other groups, but for Reasons We're Making Up Right Now we should be allowed the 'real' number to be much higher."


    Still it's hard to imagine that as awareness about the transgender community has grown, misgendering and pronoun-swapping have become more common in police reports and news accounts than they were a decade ago, when another prominent LGBTQ organization, the Human Rights Campaign, began publishing its own numbers on violence against transgender people. The HRC tallies, too, find a declining number of violent transgender deaths to mourn. The group found a peak in 2021 of 47 deaths falling to 27 last year. HRC described that 40 percent drop as an "ongoing onslaught of violence."

    Federal FBI hate crimes data also shows a decline in the abuse of trans people between 2024 and 2025.

    One hate crime is one too many, but for all the backlash against transgender people, an analysis by the conservative Manhattan Institute shows they actually have a lower murder rate than does the population as a whole.

    Oh they do admit it late in the article. That's something, I guess.


    I offered the Human Rights Campaign's key researcher, the transgender woman Charleigh Flohr, or anyone else with the organization an opportunity to rebut the Manhattan Institute finding, but they didn't reply to me. And I can find no evidence that they have disputed the report in the months since its publication.

    Meanwhile: Here's the reality.

    Wesley Yang
    @wesyang

    US Democrats have declared forbidding any woman from drawing a boundary between herself and any man who says he is a woman to be the "civil rights movement of the 21st century. They join the center-Left parties across the Western world and Anglosphere in their unswerving commitment to this principle.

    In the US, it meant allowing a convicted sex offender to loiter naked in a Fairfax County girls changing room for hours. In Australia, it means allowing a man who filmed a video of himself raping a five year-old girl to enter any female bathroom or changing room.

    Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:37 PM




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    1 Yep

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:37 PM (iulL+)

    2 What is the reverse statistic, I wonder?

    How many murders or crimes are trans people responsible for committing?

    Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (wb0lP)

    3 "Note, however, Mastio and the Globe cannot admit the truth -- that in fact transgenders experience violence at lower rates than normal people, which is pretty amazing considering they tend to work in dangerous fields like prostitution"

    I like surprises.
    But there are limits.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 03:39 PM (Sco7b)

    4 small jump to the bottom

    Posted by: DanMan at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (8uzBS)

    5 Charleigh Flohr

    pronounced as "Carly Floor"...

    Famous porn name? IDK i it would be safe to google that.

    Posted by: s_tenhoff at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (2waQ7)

    6 The Boston Globe is gonna get firebombed by the non-violent trans-genocided people who are all dead because not enough people clapped and erased their existence.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (38W+X)

    7 US Democrats have declared forbidding any woman from drawing a boundary between herself and any man who says he is a woman to be the "civil rights movement of the 21st century. They join the center-Left parties across the Western world and Anglosphere in their unswerving commitment to this principle.

    They do know how to make themselves popular with the masses, don't they.

    Posted by: Archimedes at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM (Riz8t)

    8 Sure seems to me the Conservatives theories have been 100% accurate

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (Ia/+0)

    9 The Boston Globe is gonna get firebombed by the non-violent trans-genocided people who are all dead because not enough people clapped and erased their existence.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM


    You say that as if it were a bad thing.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)

    10 I suspect anti-trans violence will rebound off the current bottom.

    Posted by: mr tmz at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)

    11 The number 1 killer of trannies is trannies.

    But you know that.

    Because suicide is excluded as part of the "trans genocide" lie.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (3cUTc)

    12 9 The Boston Globe is gonna get firebombed by the non-violent trans-genocided people who are all dead because not enough people clapped and erased their existence.
    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:40 PM

    You say that as if it were a bad thing.

    Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2026 03:41 PM (bFu5X)

    =======

    "Root for injuries? Root for injuries? Root for injuries? Yup, we're all here to root for injuries."

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (38W+X)

    13 Can we call a man who pretends he's a woman so he can go into a woman's bathroom a loser??

    Posted by: dantesed at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Oy/m2)

    14 Cutoff his Slausson!

    Posted by: Recycled Material at September 23, 2026 03:42 PM (Fn+3X)

    15 Did you see that? That guy *looked* at me funny! It's literally genocide! I can't breathe!

    Posted by: Furry Von Heshe, DSM-5-TR at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (xu0AY)

    16 Why are dems so perverted?
    Why can't the Left just be normal?

    Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (EGSGm)

    17 "But despite a hostile Trump administration and a barrage of anti-trans legislation ..."

    Men aren't (supposed to be) allowed to beat up women in sports, nor to enter into their bathrooms and changing rooms to ogle them. Isn't that "Pro Woman", not "anti-trans"?

    Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (vbXSk)

    18 15 Did you see that? That guy *looked* at me funny! It's literally genocide! I can't breathe!

    Posted by: Furry Von Heshe, DSM-5-TR at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (xu0AY)

    =======

    "Tom Brady won't hit on me in the office now that I'm a sexy lady. That's trans-genocide."
    -6'8 linebacker in a wig

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (38W+X)

    19 Of course, transgenders are killed more often by their intimate partners.

    When you select for people that will have sex with a mental health afflicted transgender, you are picking a group that are themselves unstable with mental health conditions.

    Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (HlyYF)

    20 Tell a "trans woman" "no," and the man will come out.

    There's still a genocide because fake women aren't allowed in every female-only space on earth.

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)

    21 I will admit that I would probably get kinda violent if some hulking tranny tried to film me in a dressing room. Other than that, I can't imagine I would care if George wants to wear a dress and heels. If these attention whores would just shut the hell up and go about their business, nobody would have the slightest issue with them, but their in-yer-face bullshit gets mighty old fast.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:44 PM (vSaT+)

    22 "And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder"...


    That is exactly correct and why that kind of propaganda should be actionable. In the same way that "Trump is Hitler" should be actionable.

    Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (4X4Y+)

    23 "And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder, as we have seen in the case of the "Ziz" transgender murder cult and, despite what simpleton narcissist Candace Owens says, the assassination of a Charlie Kirk by a gay trans-loving furry avenger."

    -----------------

    And how many trannies have shot up schools and killed kids? Nashville is at least one...

    Posted by: bearski at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (Bhsk7)

    24 > Why can't the Left just be normal?

    They're revolutionaries. Everything "normal" is their target.

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (mkw2N)

    25 16 Why are dems so perverted?
    Why can't the Left just be normal?
    Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 23, 2026 03:43 PM (EGSGm)

    Because then they wouldn't be lefties, would they.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:45 PM (vSaT+)

    26 10 I suspect anti-trans violence will rebound off the current bottom.
    ___

    Sounds spicy!

    Posted by: Don Lemon AKA LeRoy Bottom at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (xu0AY)

    27 "Why are dems so perverted?
    Why can't the Left just be normal?"

    Because they are commies, intent on overthrowing The West, and all old fuddy duddy cultural norms that have worked well. Plus, destroying is so much easier than building.

    Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2026 03:46 PM (vbXSk)

    28 Out of that 27, I'd wager at least 26 were domestic violence.

    Posted by: Joe Mama at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (TezPK)

    29 The whole national conversation derailed for how long over a relative handful of looney toons so far fucked up they can't even look at their own crotch without getting confused.

    I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)

    30 The notion that transgender people face soaring levels of violence is so ingrained in the public discourse

    By "public discourse" they mean their own propaganda. I have literally never heard someone talk about violence against trannies IRL.

    Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)

    31 How can the pedophile in the article NOT be put on the sex offender list?

    If the pedophile re-offends on a little girl that has a father in the home, the judge better increase their security ten-fold.

    *** I am not advocating for violence. I am merely predicting how a civilized society will eventually respond to a deliberate failure to protect little girls.

    Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (HlyYF)

    32 Women, trans, gay, blacks... they are all losing favor with the Left and don't even know it yet. They will still be used when needed, it's part of the kink. But certain truths will be allowed out.

    See: The Left's newest best buds

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (/9X1x)

    33 Darlene Graham's picture is going on milk cartons now.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (iulL+)

    34 the number of violent deaths the group documents has fallen nearly 50 percent from 53 in 2023 to 27 in 2025.

    Even the large number is fewer than die from bee stings annually and nobody is trying to change national laws and policies for that.

    Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (vTZFs)

    35 Why are dems so perverted?
    Why can't the Left just be normal?
    Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport


    Normal is so... middle class. *distainful sniff*

    Posted by: Your local Leftist, being completely honest at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (vJrRc)

    36 Talarico "moderated" his position on trannies.
    Of course, everyone knows that is a lie.
    Even his own "pastor" said it was a lie just to get elected.
    And he privately confirmed it was just a lie for the Fox News rubes at a recent fundraiser in Houston.
    That he's still all-in on all the radical trannie lies.

    Anyway, the thing about these lies about trannies is not that they are lies, it's that those who believe them WANT to be lied to.
    They want the lie.
    As justification to excuse what they already believe.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)

    37 In their retarded brains, anything short of celebrating their delusion qualifies as "violence," so the bar is basically in hell.

    I'm just all out of fucks to give about these fucking lunatics.

    Posted by: ballistic at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (oqH4h)

    38 33 Darlene Graham's picture is going on milk cartons now.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 03:48 PM (iulL+)

    =======

    She's actively campaigning.

    https://tinyurl.com/255hr9z8

    Don't let news editorial choices tell you what is or isn't happening in the world.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (38W+X)

    39 > "And a deadly one, I'd add, because the vicious propaganda of a "trans genocide" is used to rile up the mentally ill to commit murder"

    I was thinking about this yesterday in the context of the Converse ad. The left goes hammer and tongs against any perceived propaganda, even going so far as to hallucinate propaganda. If the right had the balls to do this against every single propaganda effort from the left, we might be in a better position culturally.

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

    40 "Ahh who put this dick here" is the kind of thing that would get you locked up, at the very least, if not just thrown into a sack with a big rock and chucked into the river just so you weren't a fucking liability to everyone else.

    Now you live in a society that is fine enough with saying "Yeah, wow, uh... you do you I guess, whatever", and it's mUh GeNoCiDe.

    Shut the fuck up, you useless speds.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (aKiSo)

    41 Why are dems so perverted?
    Why can't the Left just be normal?
    Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport

    If they were normal they wouldn't be the Left

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (/9X1x)

    42 Where are the fathers?

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (W2Pud)

    43

    My nipples explode with delight!

    Posted by: Hunter Bidet at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (XjbVE)

    44 36 Talarico "moderated" his position on trannies.
    Of course, everyone knows that is a lie.
    Even his own "pastor" said it was a lie just to get elected.
    And he privately confirmed it was just a lie for the Fox News rubes at a recent fundraiser in Houston.
    That he's still all-in on all the radical trannie lies.

    Anyway, the thing about these lies about trannies is not that they are lies, it's that those who believe them WANT to be lied to.
    They want the lie.
    As justification to excuse what they already believe.

    Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)

    ======

    Most importantly, it's a signal to exurban Texans that Talarico is weird.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (38W+X)

    45 ...I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)



    I'm certain that many past generations have thought that the end times are near but there really is something demonic going on right now with everything that is right and just being called evil and everything evil and demonic being called right and just.

    Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (4X4Y+)

    46 I saw a bunch of comic con people once going to lunch downtown and now wonder if it was a furry convention.

    I would never get violent against them without a hazmat suit due to fear of smegma in fake fur. Plus I am now a sovereign citizen. When arrested for clubbing them I will pull out my sovereign citizen card I downloaded.

    Which means, like Clancy, I can do anything and no one can send me to prison.

    I think the trans movement will eventually fade away like Numerology; and half of men kill themselves after their fake vaginas. It's good they can't reproduce!

    Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (hzuYO)

    47 So civil rights of one human can mean cancelation of another humans rights

    Ok

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)

    48 Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

    We did it for a while. Getting mad at all kind of stupid shit like illegal takeovers of 1/3 of the economy, people geting set up and killed in Benghazi, men wigs waving their dicks in little girls' bathrooms, the Left jailing the innocent, spying on opponents, killing babies after birth, and lighting up buildings to celebrate.

    And what did the Left do?

    They sent all their attack dogs out to accuse us of "constant outrage".

    They don't talk much about outrage anymore. Wonder why.

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 03:53 PM (/9X1x)

    49 Shorter Boston Globe: The dogs aren't eating the dog food.

    Posted by: toby928(c) at September 23, 2026 03:53 PM (4NO2D)

    50 > My nipples explode with delight!

    THEY CAN DO THAT!?!

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:54 PM (mkw2N)

    51 Here's the thing: In order to commit an act of violence against a tranny, you have to get up close and personal with one of them.

    And who needs that?

    Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 03:54 PM (8mulE)

    52 The really awful issue with men pretending to be women is that they get a sexual kick out of it. They aren't going to cut off their man parts because then they wouldn't get the sexual high of imagining themselves as women with dicks. They prance around constantly aroused and put themselves in public to do so. They are using every single woman near them for their pathetic nauseating sexual kink. It is why they demand to be let into bathrooms and changing rooms. They need the women to notice them in order to get off.

    I don't have the option of NOT participating in their sick delusions, and that makes me very angry. Not enough to commit violence, but angry nonetheless.

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:55 PM (vSaT+)

    53 I'm certain that many past generations have thought that the end times are near but there really is something demonic going on right now with everything that is right and just being called evil and everything evil and demonic being called right and just.
    Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 23, 2026 03:50 PM (4X4Y+)

    Maybe part of it is that most humans became comfortable enough, and busy enough doing interesting things other than bare tooth-and-nail survival, that we simply stopped feeling the need to "correct" the freaks. We ignored them, and they disappeared into obscurity. One here, one there. Our life goes on. But that just created a huge dissolved moiety of freaks on our planet, and then the advent of Everyone Can Talk To Literally Everyone over the dawn of the 21st century made all that dissolved Weberian freak juice crystallize out of solution and now it's front and center in everyone's face, perfectly convenient for post-Marxist ontoclasts to shanghai into their little army of retards.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:55 PM (aKiSo)

    54 The mayor of Anaheim allegedly called her chief of staff a “dirty Mexican” and questioned her sexuality during a lunch at Disneyland, according to a leaked letter.

    Democrat Ashleigh Aitken’s chief of staff, Berenice Ballinas, made the damning allegations in a Sept. 11 note sent to the city attorney, signed by her lawyer, and reviewed by TimesOC.

    Her lawyer says Aitken, who is running for her second term, made the slur while Ballinas was driving her home, which she sometimes did since beginning her work with Aitken in 2022.

    “On various occasions when Ms. Ballinas was forced to drive Mayor Aitkin home, Mayor Aitkin [sic] exclaimed that she did ‘not want her car driven by a dirty Mexican,’” employment attorney Lawrence Lennemann wrote in his mediation request to Anaheim City Attorney Robert Fabela.

    Posted by: Mark1971 at September 23, 2026 03:56 PM (/OKHJ)

    55 In Trump's America, violence against transgender people isn't going up -- it's going down

    The data contradicts the popular narrative.
    ________________________________

    The laughing is going up. The ridicule is going up. I thought those were acts of violence. Some blue haired, septum ring wearing, Berkenstock sporting, armpit haired screecher insisted on such. And then she game me a homemade gummie shaped like a cross dressing Noam Chomsky. It was necessarily large.

    Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)

    56 The whole national conversation derailed for how long over a relative handful of looney toons so far fucked up they can't even look at their own crotch without getting confused.

    I really can't think of any true parallel in all of human history. Current Year Western Earth is truly unique, isn't it?
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 03:47 PM (aKiSo)

    Plenty of governments have either claimed their opponents were riddled with perversion or got support because the claims were true -- Weimar Germany, Hitler's purge of the SA, pretty much all Roman Emperors, Rasputin...

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)

    57 ***The only way for women & girls to ensure they are not in this situation is self
    ---

    Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
    She saw him lunge toward her.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (iLKq8)

    58 I was thinking about this yesterday in the context of the Converse ad. The left goes hammer and tongs against any perceived propaganda, even going so far as to hallucinate propaganda. If the right had the balls to do this against every single propaganda effort from the left, we might be in a better position culturally.

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N)

    The left has a very large pool of mentally ill people who desire to undertake such efforts. Normal, content people are never going to be as invested in doing that.

    Posted by: Sjg at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (i8HNq)

    59 Fauci gets a pardon after two million Americans (and five million others, at least!) dead, but we need to worry about (checks title) Trans Genocide?

    What about the normal Genocide that actually happened?

    Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (gHSfI)

    60 The Trans Crazies still need to worry about the heroes that walk among us. Heroes who ensure a just outcome when the Troonies harm kids.

    Marianne Bachmeier.

    Jay Maynor.

    Aaron Spencer.

    Gary Plauche.

    And others.

    Sometimes Vigilante Justice becomes the only justice available.

    Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (47/pr)

    61 57 ***The only way for women & girls to ensure they are not in this situation is self
    ---

    Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
    She saw him lunge toward her.
    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 03:57 PM (iLKq

    1911

    Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (vSaT+)

    62 It is amusing to me how something that we have known for YEARS, is 'suddenly' news, because a News outlet finally admits some truth.

    It's like all the Covid stuff that made news a couple months ago... that... oh... led to no consequences at all... at least not yet...

    We knew all that crap more than 5 years ago.... oh... wait... 5 years, the Fed Statute of Limitations...

    What a Co Ink E Dink

    Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 03:59 PM (mP0Kj)

    63 59 Fauci gets a pardon after two million Americans (and five million others, at least!) dead, but we need to worry about (checks title) Trans Genocide?

    What about the normal Genocide that actually happened?

    Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 23, 2026 03:58 PM (gHSfI)

    =======

    Does ace not making every post about covid bother you?

    He did a covid thread yesterday.

    Should every thread be about covid to satisfy you as a reader?

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (38W+X)

    64 In the US, it meant allowing a convicted sex offender to loiter naked in a Fairfax County girls changing room for hours.
    ____

    Why do Virginia Democrats hate women and girls?

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

    65 64 In the US, it meant allowing a convicted sex offender to loiter naked in a Fairfax County girls changing room for hours.
    ____

    Why do Virginia Democrats hate women and girls?

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

    ======

    Because the revolution demands it.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:00 PM (38W+X)

    66 The data contradicts the popular narrative.
    -------

    Yeah just like with that other thing...

    What's the other thing called.......

    Oh yeah....

    Every other shitfuck thing!!

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:01 PM (/9X1x)

    67 57 ***The only way for women & girls to ensure they are not in this situation is self
    ---
    Or 18" of 1/2" galvanized pipe swung in defense.
    She saw him lunge toward her.
    ----

    That's why women used to go in pairs. This generation doesn't understand fighting back. Two generations ago a man goes into a woman's facility - he's gang banged - and not in a fun way.

    Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 04:02 PM (iLKq8)

    68 I mentioned that I'm listening to a lot of stoicism lectures.a

    I do think that their desire to control everyone's thoughts and opinions doesn't help their sanity.

    We're never going to stand up and applaud your Kirk and Spock sex fan fiction. And you can ambush us but most of us will still go 'EEEeeww!' when we see guys kiss. It's never going to be romantic and change my world view.

    And they want that. But it's never going to happen. They can only control their reaction. And they don't do that well.

    But I will have a softer view for lipstick lesbians.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (Sco7b)

    69 This guy fascinates me. His haircut is straight out of a Wallace and Gromet cartoon. He's wearing a decent suit. He's got a chin that almost disappears into his wide, long neck.

    Then he stands up from his meal of oysters and shows surprisingly quick and capable punching technique.

    His confidence is admirable.

    http://tiny.cc/2nza101

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (mkw2N)

    70 There outta be a law that troons can be legally beaten on sight.

    Nip it in the bud.

    Posted by: Pray and Beat The Gay Away at September 23, 2026 04:03 PM (ALGqY)

    71 Plus I am now a sovereign citizen. When arrested for clubbing them I will pull out my sovereign citizen card I downloaded.
    Wow, I need one of those. Where did you download it from?

    Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:05 PM (LHPAg)

    72 From Monday?

    🚨BREAKING: Ericka Lomick, the Democratic nominee for Texas House District 93, has suspended her campaign after her criminal record surfaced.

    Federal court records from North Carolina show she pleaded guilty in 2011 to mortgage-fraud conspiracy, bank fraud, and money-laundering conspiracy. She was sentenced to 63 months in prison — more than five years.

    She ran as Ericka Lomick. The case lists her as Ericka Flood. A PAC put the file in public view on September 17. By Monday she was out.

    Her campaign said questions about eligibility made her step aside so the district would not spend the fall on her past.

    Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2026 04:06 PM (oRRIp)

    73 Watching the ' Minions' movie in spanish. You think they are funny in their version of english try it in another language.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:07 PM (UdrMW)

    74 When an institution that claims to be dedicated to decreasing something (global warming, gun violence, violence against trannies, world poverty, etc), instead of rejoicing, reacts in a hostile or dismissive way when given proof that that thing isn't as bad as they thought, you know that they're just grifters.

    and these groups never rejoice

    Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2026 04:07 PM (0MjtC)

    75 Watching the ' Minions' movie in spanish. You think they are funny in their version of english try it in another language.
    Posted by: Ben Had

    The A-Team in Turkish. Mr T is a hoot.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 04:09 PM (iulL+)

    76
    >>One hate crime is one too many

    ===============

    Take a closer look at those "hate crimes" and you'll see that they're routine partner-on-partner or sex worker killings.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)

    77 Wow, thought a Criminal record for a Democrat was a badge of courage

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

    78 What's worse, women's voting or.opening the asylums?

    I say both are sides of the same coin.

    Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (bX16E)

    79 77 Wow, thought a Criminal record for a Democrat was a badge of courage

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:10 PM (Ia/+0)

    Beat me to it. Good job.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)

    80 The main change seems to be that transsexual people become more histrionic.
    For them, their change is of momentous importance, like a rebirth, so everyone else must be suitably impressed.

    Posted by: PG at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (0Ifjz)

    81 They get murdered less because even murderers try to avoid troons... they can't get the attention they're seeking from *anybody.*

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (4x8xD)

    82 Any inmate who offs one of these pedophiles, either while in county jail or prison, is a hero to me.

    Posted by: Seems Legit at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (fgSb9)

    83 >>One hate crime is one too many
    -------

    But one regular crime is what, totes amazing? Society's fault? The white man's fault......

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:12 PM (/9X1x)

    84
    Federal court records from North Carolina show she pleaded guilty in 2011 to mortgage-fraud conspiracy, bank fraud, and money-laundering conspiracy. She was sentenced to 63 months in prison — more than five years.

    _________

    So, a mainstream Democrat.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 04:13 PM (eRlcH)

    85 Boston Globe Op-Ed: The "Trans Genocide" Is a Lie

    Ladies and Gents ... we've lived a lie longer than pretty much all of us have been alive.

    We've lived a lie since Affirmative Action. Since Kaiser Aluminum couldn't give a simple test to pick applicants. Since Disparate Impact and all this other nonsense.

    The lies started in the 60s.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:13 PM (1/wqL)

    86 I think we’re just seeing the beginning. But let’s not pretend like genocide isn’t the goal. Look at the settlement and agreement between the Cleveland clinic and the federal gov. (Link to Justice Dept Article: Justice Department Secures Resolution with Cleveland Clinic to End Pediatric “Gender-Affirming Care”

    the language used in that report is disgusting:
    > federal law in connection with sex-rejecting procedures on minors (often euphemistically referred to as “gender-affirming care”
    Trump and anyone supporting him *will* burn in hell

    I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago...

    Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice (over doubles suicide rates) intended to partially destroy the group. And ICE agents are forcing detained trans people into conversion therapy against their will. So yes, there is a genocide according to its definition in the 1948 Genocide Convention.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (UirZC)

    87 In Trump's America, violence against transgender people isn't going up -- it's going down The data contradicts the popular narrative.

    In an America where not using tranny pronouns and playing along will get you cancelled and maybe arrested the notion that they are targeted for violence is absurd.

    Look at it this way, if you went back to the 50s were maybe you would get into trouble for being obviously gay people hid it. They didn't run around and demand the right to twerk in the face of toddlers and make you talk about how awesome being gay was.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

    88 Troops are afraid of the bad attention they're getting. In the last several weeks, I've started seeing posts from transgenders pointing out that they're just 1% of the population, so why are you being so meeean to us?

    To which my reply is, how is 1% of the population enough to create a political movement that bullies the other 99% to comply with their delusions? How is 1% grooming 1 in 30 teenagers to identify as trans?

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (zYpTz)

    89 Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice

    Genocide involves killing people in an attempt to end their bloodline/ethnicity.

    Amusingly, banning tranny genital mutilation is the opposite of that.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

    90 86 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago...

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 04:14 PM (UirZC)

    =======

    People who believe this should flee America and renounce their citizenship.

    https://tinyurl.com/59cxhmj6

    It's only $450 and you can completely sever your ties to this fascist, oligarchal, capitalist, imperialists, racist, shithole forever.

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (38W+X)

    91 FoxNews just aired a commercial with a hell of a lot of colourful letters spelling 'MISSISSAUGA'

    A cultural canvas.

    Which I hear about on the news a lot. Not in a good way.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)

    92 Dash, because all the other grievance topics don't register anymore.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (UdrMW)

    93 Roots in Norwegian is a treat.

    Posted by: Per fra Oslo at September 23, 2026 04:16 PM (Fn+3X)

    94 They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago..
    -------

    And who has increased the violence?

    Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (/9X1x)

    95 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago

    25 years ago EVERY MAJOR POLITICAL FIGURE IN AMERICA OPPOSED "transexual rights"

    Hell, in the debates on gay marriage it wasn't uncommon for opponents to argue it was a slippery slope that would lead to things like "transexual rights" and that would be deemed a strawman by the left because NO ONE wanted "transexual rights"

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

    96
    89 Forced conversion therapy of trans people is a genocidal practice

    Genocide involves killing people in an attempt to end their bloodline/ethnicity.

    Amusingly, banning tranny genital mutilation is the opposite of that.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

    =======

    "By ‘Genocide’ they mean, roughly speaking, something cruel, unscrupulous, arrogant, obscurantist, anti-liberal and anti-working-class. Except for the relatively small number of Genocide sympathizers, almost any English person would accept ‘bully’ as a synonym for ‘Genocide’. That is about as near to a definition as this much-abused word has come."

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:17 PM (38W+X)

    97 I'm still confused about "genocide" in the context of eliminating trannies.

    By definition, they cannot reproduce, so they are effectively genociding themselves out of existence.

    The only way they can create more of them is by corrupting the minds and bodies of the next generation of normal people.

    Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (FZ29D)

    98 Ironically, at the same time genocide BY trans perverts is way up.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (0U5gm)

    99 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away. They increased pressure and violence against vulnerable minorities steadily over the course of 25 years, from 1920 to 1945. Trump was first elected 10 years ago...

    Its the "screaming woman" thing.

    Any woman that is REALLY scared ? She doesn't open that mouth one bit in opposition to the husband. Or anyone else bigger. Which is pretty much 90% plus of all men. More in the South. Less in the NorthEast and WestCoast.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (1/wqL)

    100 the language used in that report is disgusting:
    > federal law in connection with sex-rejecting procedures on minors (often


    The most accurate term is child sexual mutilation.

    And we should send anyone that does it to prison.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

    101 That's due, they say, to the bigotry of families and authorities who misname and misgender the victims, making it hard to discern from public records how many transgender people are dying.

    Yes, it's the hate of transgenders that lowers the violence against transgender. You go with that. /eyeroll/

    Posted by: GWB at September 23, 2026 04:20 PM (kU0PQ)

    102 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away.

    Two things to consider

    1) During COVID a majority of leftists believes pure bloods should be sent to concentration camps

    2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

    103 Charleigh Flohr

    pronounced as "Carly Floor"...

    Famous porn name? IDK i it would be safe to google that.
    ------

    I'm just going to assume that he looks like something out of Admiral Ackbar's links.

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)

    104 102 I cannot stress enough that Nazis didn't "just round German citizens up and put them in death camps" right away.

    Two things to consider

    1) During COVID a majority of leftists believes pure bloods should be sent to concentration camps

    2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

    =======

    "What made the Nazis terrible was hating Jews. Also, hating Jews is okay because Israel."
    -the modern left

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (38W+X)

    105
    The really awful issue with men pretending to be women is that they get a sexual kick out of it. They aren't going to cut off their man parts because then they wouldn't get the sexual high of imagining themselves as women with dicks.

    Posted by: tcn in AK

    =================

    In the past, law enforcement was trained to respond to a man in a woman's bathroom as unreservedly nefarious. There was never any legitimate reason to be considered. Start from that basis and then find out what else he's done or intending to do, search his stuff, etc.

    That has eroded into no response at all, or a consideration of his identity, a gentle questioning, and a "Have a nice day."

    It's gone from criminal/criminal intent to harmless self-expression.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (mmrXZ)

    106 Troons are 1% of the population?

    LOL.

    Unless you're counting all the histrionic, unfuckable mutants with boutique email signatures who have latched onto this dumbass trend in an attempt to gain some sort of social presence in our ruthlessly conformist youth generations, it's maybe 0.1%.

    Stop trying to church it up, losers.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (4x8xD)

    107 88 Troops are afraid of the bad attention they're getting.

    Troons. Should have been troons.

    Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (zYpTz)

    108 That's due, they say, to the bigotry of families and authorities who misname and misgender the victims, making it hard to discern from public records how many transgender people are dying.

    So a law requiring anyone reporting on a transexual to identify him/her as such and note his/her sex at birth would be ok then?

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

    109 A well placed punch to the nuts and walk away.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:23 PM (UdrMW)

    110 In the past, law enforcement was trained to respond to a man in a woman's bathroom as unreservedly nefarious. There was never any legitimate reason to be considered. Start from that basis and then find out what else he's done or intending to do, search his stuff, etc.


    Also, we have decades of teen sex comedies where invariably one of the young men would come up with some absurd plan to sneak into the women's bathroom/shower to ogle them.

    But somehow in 2015 or so young men all collectively decided that is something they would no longer do I guess?

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

    111 In the last several weeks, I've started seeing posts from transgenders pointing out that they're just 1% of the population, so why are you being so meeean to us?
    -----

    Now do 13% and the proportion of all murders and violent crimes.

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (TN0g+)

    112 111
    Now do 13% and the proportion of all murders and violent crimes.

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:24 PM (TN0g+)

    ========

    "Not us. We are 50% of the population."
    -black perception of their proportion of the US population

    Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (38W+X)

    113 I think we should offer all of our trannies a free trip to enlightened Europe. For the cost of giving up US citizenship we'd give them a one way ticket to the European country of their selection...

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (sKqQm)

    114 In 5 years, 90% of """troons""" will have adopted a new fake identity. Maybe they'll be Muslims. I dunno. But it won't be this stupid thing. It'll be some new thing. They're just conformist losers looking for a group to immerse themselves in, because they have no inner life.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (4x8xD)

    115 2) The Dems ran a candidate for the house this cycle that argued for sending Jews to concentration camps. She did lose, but she got 40% of the vote.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

    I expect Abdul to get at least 30%

    30% - people who loathe you and will never change.
    20% - people who disagree with you but may be won over.
    20% - your side but don't trust them
    30% - our side.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (Sco7b)

    116 Even the my blue state I don't really see people who are trying to pass themselves off as transgender. Several years ago in the supermarket there were two older men wearing hats and dresses and white gloves and they looked like something from the 1950's. Haven't seen them since Also an overweight guy in his 60's was trying to pass himself off as a woman and was a school
    Bus driver, but either the parents or kids complained and he's gone now. Haven't seen any "transgender" women in the bathrooms of the supermarket or churches I visit either. Maybe I'm just fortunate.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:27 PM (JrHfD)

    117 In 5 years, 90% of """troons""" will have adopted a new fake identity. Maybe they'll be Muslims.

    Switching to Islam as a man could make sense from a pragmatic, none religious perspective, but the problem is Islam already has too many low status men. So going from loser Joe Smith to loser Malik Akbar isn't going to help you.

    For women? Honestly Islam is a healthier choice then tranny (talk about low bars) but then why not just convert to Christianity? You won't become a mere man's possession and you might just save your soul...

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

    118 They are trucking in aliens to England faster than Biden was into the US now.

    I am waiting for the day that the invaders are told that today is the day to kill all of the white Europeans they can find.

    Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (0U5gm)

    119
    ICE agents are forcing detained trans people into conversion therapy against their will.

    Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

    ================

    If we're doing that, it's awful -- I am 100% against wasting that much money on illegal aliens.

    Of course we know that what's happening is ICE isn't fetching their exogenous hormones, wigs, makeup, packers, chest binders, tape, all that shyte they use that eats up more Medicaid and insurance money.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:28 PM (mmrXZ)

    120 Question: ‘Will The Blade return tomorrow?’

    Answer: ‘Signs point to yes’

    Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (6MMvL)

    121 Even the my blue state I don't really see people who are trying to pass themselves off as transgender.

    You see what you wish to see. And you don't see what you don't.

    Even here. In Redneck Rural Indiana. We now have numerous school board members who really, really think all the kids should just piss in the bathroom of their choice.

    And if we have it here ? You have it there.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/wqL)

    122 TransFirst!

    Posted by: CTHillary at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (5j2t4)

    123 Just saw this today.

    From Netflix, coming soon:

    The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth

    https://youtu.be/RjEZaUBbUvU
    - first trailer

    Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

    124 Blonde Morticia, ding, ding, ding. You nailed that one.

    Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (UdrMW)

    125 I have said that before, even worked on college campus and really didn't see a trannie trying to pull off their brain malfunction

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (Ia/+0)

    126 Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/w


    Well, I don't go to the school, Scogg, I'm
    Not saying it's not there. I'm saying that in the general public it seems to be less.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (JrHfD)

    127 I see trannies occasionally.

    And one of my coworkers is a "lesbian" because of it.

    See she's XX and married an XY with whom she had a couple of kids. But now the XY claims to be a woman so my coworker is now a "lesbian".

    I mean I have to try not to laugh. No idea if the XY got the cut or he's just a DIAD

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

    128 They are trucking in aliens to England faster than Biden was into the US now.
    -----

    I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g+)

    129 I have said that before, even worked on college campus and really didn't see a trannie trying to pull off their brain malfunction

    So you've never seen somebody cross-dress ? Or an obvious fag in a dress ? Everybody is just straight and narrow where you are ?

    Bullshit. This crap is everywhere. Every. Damn. Where.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (1/wqL)

    130 Even here. In Redneck Rural Indiana. We now have numerous school board members who really, really think all the kids should just piss in the bathroom of their choice.

    And if we have it here ? You have it there.
    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:30 PM (1/wqL)

    That doesn't mean they are trans, they are enablers trying to curry favor with the party leaders. Like a dude in a Soviet village miles out in the sticks parroting the Pravda line.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)

    131 Creepiest tranny I ran into was at a previous company.

    He was a dumpy, balding 40 year old guy.

    Now he's a dumpy, balding 40 year old that wears garish makeup and dresses like a school girl.

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

    132 Nood - Trump gets more dead weight off of Obamacare.

    Posted by: Thrawn at September 23, 2026 04:34 PM (oPFtC)

    133 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

    Brits are still more afraid of being called racist then being raped or murdered.

    Doesn't help that the nominal opposition party the Tories was every bit as big on replacing native Brits as the leftwing parties are

    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

    134 See she's XX and married an XY with whom she had a couple of kids. But now the XY claims to be a woman so my coworker is now a "lesbian".

    This is even more fake and gay than normal.

    Is someone getting it in the butt in this equation?

    Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sAnBa)

    135 Not saying it's not there. I'm saying that in the general public it seems to be less.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:32 PM (JrHfD)


    Got told three months ago by the Goth Fat Girl running the register at the outdoor section at Home Depot. "I'm a boy. Not a miss."

    To which I said "as long as you look like a miss to me, you're a miss."

    But sure, this shit has tip-toed around New Jersey. Being the bastion of morality and all.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (1/wqL)

    136 14 In 5 years, 90% of """troons""" will have adopted a new fake identity. Maybe they'll be Muslims. I dunno. But it won't be this stupid thing. It'll be some new thing. They're just conformist losers looking for a group to immerse themselves in, because they have no inner life.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2026 04:25 PM (4x8xD)
    Won't be muslims, cause if a demand for a genuine vajayjay or son comes up, the jig will be up so to speak.

    Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (LHPAg)

    137 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

    Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g

    Maybe I'm optimistic. I can see 30% eventually saying 'Screw it!' and going to town.

    Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (Sco7b)

    138
    It's funny, the trannies I've seen were literally in Hollywood and San Francisco -- cliche but true! The Hollywood guy was just a guy packing groceries, maybe earning a living while hoping for bigger things in the industry. Or maybe just living his best life packing groceries, who knows?

    The other was a guy heading to work at PG&E in his wig, dress, heels, etc. I feel kinda sorry for his coworkers, probably have to call him "Ellie" or something and refer to him as she/her.

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (mmrXZ)

    139 NOOD

    Obamacare fraudsters

    Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 23, 2026 04:37 PM (08OqX)

    140 Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:36 PM (1/wqL)

    Sorry, Scogg. I don't have anymore time to listen to the daily insults you engage in to let off stress.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (JrHfD)

    141 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them.

    Michigan says hi !!! So does Maine. Hell, so does about anywhere that was strongly Lutheran a decade or two ago.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (1/wqL)

    142 I've read several of those stories and its amazing--there are rural towns of 400 Brits that are having 1,500 moslem men foisted upon them. I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

    Brits are still more afraid of being called racist then being raped or murdered.

    Doesn't help that the nominal opposition party the Tories was every bit as big on replacing native Brits as the leftwing parties are
    Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2026 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

    The UK is a different case, because the elites and the new rich don't see the middle class and lower class English as part of their country at all. Even the Dems haven't quite reached that point so they have to invent pseudo moral failings in their opponents to persecute them.

    In the UK it was tradition not to care about lower classes.

    Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)

    143 Then don't Fen. Instead of following me around ? Just ... don't.

    Posted by: Greetings and Salutations at September 23, 2026 04:38 PM (1/wqL)

    144 I go to a few comic and cos-related things every year. You can find a lot of trannies there. Obviously, some of that is just the cosplay, but many are full-time troons
    It's not a coincidence that these events also draw a lot of people on the spectrum. The troon community preys on the autistic.

    Posted by: Wally at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (h5mnP)

    145
    I can't imagine why there isn't more outright fight against their government (other than the lack of ammo).

    Posted by: Crusader

    ===============

    In the case of that Piddington, it's in a district that voted Labour overwhelmingly -- which means no borders. Woops. Woopsie!

    Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mmrXZ)

    146 Read the English immigration service is run by Indians, and they are pouring in Asians

    Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (Ia/+0)

    147 > Even the my blue state I don't really see people who are trying to pass themselves off as transgender.

    I've only seen a few in the wild. I saw several in Kansas City for some reason. I've seen a couple in SLC.

    Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2026 04:39 PM (mkw2N)

    148 Even here. In Redneck Rural Indiana. We now have numerous school board members who really, really think all the kids should just piss in the bathroom of their choice.
    ___

    French Lick?

    Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 23, 2026 04:45 PM (Dv3i1)

    149 Jeepers,

    I have to work with troons. I have patients who are troons.

    They are scary crazed lunatics. I make sure my pepper spray is handy and I don’t let them get between me and the door. Ever.

    Of course they have no idea what my
    Opinion of them is. And I don’t play the pronoun game either. They are either referred to as patient or by their first name or cow worker.

    You get used to it.

    Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 04:47 PM (W2Pud)

    150 I call on Trump for a free Proboscidean NOW !!!!

    The Proboscidean people have suffered enough !!!!!

    Posted by: Jackson K. at September 23, 2026 05:03 PM (jGtoG)

    151 there's also the point I read that MOST tranny murders and assaults are, just like straight people, by their partner, not some bigoted transphobe as they would have it, but by their 'husband' (or 'wife')

    Posted by: docweasel at September 23, 2026 05:56 PM (IuCAX)

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