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Abdulrahman El-Sayed Was Set to Appear at Islamic Conference with Pro-Pedophilia Imam; Now the Pedo Cleric Is Booted, But They're Keeping the Islamist Who Called the Holocaust a "Hoax"

As Hasan Piker said of Michigan voters: "You're all piece of shit Islamophobes" for noticing.

Abdul El-Sayed To Headline Islamic Event Alongside Pakistani Cleric Who Forced His 13-Year-Old Niece Into Marriage, Was Denounced for 'Pedophilic Rhetoric'


Tariq Masood urged his congregants to marry off their own female children and invoked Sharia law on the question of women's education


Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed will spend Labor Day weekend alongside a Jew-hating Pakistani cleric who has promoted antisemitic conspiracy theories and admitted to forcing his 13-year-old niece into marriage.

El-Sayed is scheduled to speak at the Islamic Society of North America's (ISNA) 63rd annual convention, held in Detroit from Sept. 4-7. El-Sayed, whose father-in-law is a founding member of the ISNA--which is affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood--will speak Sept. 5 on the oddly titled panel, "Cultivating God Awareness in a Turmoiled America," according to an itinerary.

The convention features a rogues' gallery of notorious Muslim figures who've engaged in Holocaust denial and the persecution of Christians and have also been unindicted co-conspirators in terror plots, including the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. But one speaker stands out for his particularly noxious record: Tariq Masood, an influential Pakistani cleric who is also on the ISNA roster.

Masood, a "mufti" qualified to issue religious laws, is scheduled to speak on a panel about "avoiding mental illness in youth," including how parents "can prevent or minimize the impact of any trauma leading to a mental illness."

The topic is an unusual fit for Masood, given his past advocacy of child marriage.

According to multiple Pakistani media reports, Masood in 2021 admitted in a sermon that he forced his 13-year-old niece into marriage, and advised his followers to do the same with their young female relatives. Masood also said it was a husband's decision whether or not his wife can go to college or must remain a housewife, citing Sharia, or Islamic religious law. In 2024, Canadian activists urged the government to block Masood's visa to the country over his "pedophilic rhetoric."

Masood has also promoted inflammatory views about Jews.

In a 2024 sermon titled "The Final Humiliation of the Jews," Masood said, according to translations of the event, that Jews' "cunning minds" had worked to bring the world under their control.

The terrorists realized that Michigan voters might not appreciate Islam's views on forced child marriage, so they disinvited this guy.

But they're keeping the Holocaust denier. On that hill they will of course die force their children to stand on so that they may be killed as propaganda puppets.

Islamic Group Pulls Pakistani Cleric Known for 'Pedophilic Rhetoric' From Convention Featuring Abdul El-Sayed--But Keeps Imam Who Called Holocaust 'Hoax'


The Islamic Society of North America convention also features an unindicted co-conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing


A Pakistani cleric who admitted to forcing his 13-year-old niece into marriage will no longer appear at the Islamic Society of North America's annual convention, where Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is scheduled to speak over Labor Day weekend. But El-Sayed will still share the stage with plenty of controversial speakers, including Islamic scholars who have called the Holocaust a "hoax," accused Israel of bankrolling ISIS, and defended the practice of sex slavery and marital rape.

Tariq Masood was slated to speak on a panel about youth mental health but "is no longer speaking at the convention," ISNA said Monday following a Washington Free Beacon report on the influential cleric, who has defended child marriage and admitted that he forced his young niece to get married, remarks that prompted Canadian activists to urge their government to block Masood's visa to the country in 2024 over his "pedophilic rhetoric." The report stoked outcry against El-Sayed, who has sought to cast Republicans as "pedophile protectors" for allegedly blocking the release of Jeffrey Epstein files.

...

While Masood seems to have crossed a rhetorical red line for ISNA and El-Sayed, the convention will still feature a number of speakers with records of extremism. That could further fuel concerns about El-Sayed's connections to Islamic extremists. El-Sayed, who is running against Republican Mike Rogers, has already faced scrutiny over his father-in-law Tayeb Jukaku's position on the founding committee of ISNA, which the federal government identified as a public-facing group for the Muslim Brotherhood and linked to the financing of Hamas, the Free Beacon reported.

Texas-based imam Yasir Qadhi, who will appear on several panels over the weekend, has called the Holocaust a "hoax" and said Adolf Hitler "never intended to mass-destroy the Jews." He currently works as a booker on the Tucker Carlson podcast.

I added that last sentence. It's true in spirit.


AbdulNasir Jangda, another Texas-based cleric who will speak on a panel with Qadhi, has defended the practice of sex slavery and said that husbands have a right under Islamic law to rape their wives, according to reports.

If you don't listen with an open mind to Islamic defenses of sexual slavery, you're an Islamophobe and Zionist, says Tucker Carlson, who just wants you to respect free speech (as long as that speech is from Muslim terrorists and Nazis).

...

Qazwini, the head of the Islamic Institute of America in Dearborn Heights, recently prayed in a sermon to "grant victory to our brothers in Iran" and "inflict defeat upon Your Zionist enemies."

...

Other convention speakers include Siraj Wahhaj, a New York-based imam who was an unindicted co-conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.

El-Sayed's father-in-law is a founder of an Islamic terror group.

Abdul El-Sayed's father-in-law, a top donor to a super PAC supporting the left-wing Michigan Senate hopeful, is among the top leaders of an Islamic organization identified by the federal government as a public facing group for the Muslim Brotherhood, a Washington Free Beacon review found. As part of his role with the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA), which the federal government linked to the financing of Hamas, Tayeb Jukaku contributes at least $5,000 to the organization annually.

Jukaku has served on the 20-member founding committee of ISNA since at least 2007, according to the organization's magazine, Islamic Horizons, and has been a member of the group for a "long time, cannot recall [when I joined]," according to Jukaku's online bio. Federal prosecutors identified the organization as an unindicted co-conspirator in the landmark 2007 terrorist financing case USA v. Holy Land Foundation for Relief and Development, which culminated in the conviction of the foundation's founders for funneling $12 million to Hamas. They also identified the ISNA as one of eight entities "who are and/or were members of the US Muslim Brotherhood."

Not just his father-in-law -- his mother is a terrorist, too.

From midwesterner.news:

Jacqueline El-Sayed married El-Sayed's father, Mohamed El-Sayed, not long after he immigrated to the U.S. in the early 1980s with Fatten Fathy Elkomy, the U.S. Senate candidate's birth mother.

"They ended up getting divorced," El-Sayed said of his birth parents during a 2017 speech before the Islamic Foundation. "And my mother, she remarried a gentleman who was working as a translator in the Middle East and moved back to the Middle East."

From 1999 through at least 2004, Elkomy worked for the Islamic American Relief Agency, also known as the Islamic African Relief Agency, which operated over 40 offices throughout the world ostensibly focused on health care, orphans, and disadvantaged people in areas of conflict.

In October 2004, the U.S. Department of Treasury designated the worldwide network, along with five senior officials, as an organization supporting terrorism, including support for Osama Bin Laden, the mastermind behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks carried out by al-Qaeda that killed nearly 3,000 Americans.

It's almost as if all of these people have deep ties to the worldwide Islamic terror network and are infiltrated into the US to subvert it from the inside.

El-Sayed is now trailing Republican Mike Rogers -- but only by a smidge.

CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten warned Democrats their Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed is "historically unpopular" and could be throwing a "lifeline" to Republicans.

Enten broke down numbers out of Michigan's Senate race on Friday and highlighted some "troubling" figures for Republicans hoping to defeat Republican Mike Rogers. El-Sayed, a progressive Democrat, recently won his primary against Rep. Haley Stevens (D-MI).

Citing a Fox News survey, Enten noted Rogers is leading El-Sayed by four points overall and five points among independents (the poll has a margin of error of three points).

This, he argued, is "extremely unusual" and highlights how unpopular El-Sayed is as a candidate:


This is extremely unusual because across the political map, as I was looking at these different Fox News polls, I couldn't find another example where the Republican was actually leading among independents.

And it turns out that candidate quality may in fact, matter, at least in terms of how voters see it, because in this same poll, the Democratic candidate for governor was ahead. So this is unique to the Senate race, and it is quite a troubling result for Democrats and quite a heartening one for Republicans.

El-Sayed, he added, is a "weak candidate," especially when you stack his net favorability against other Democrats in battleground states races.

Below, Chunk Igor, who says he is an atheist and therefore, under Islamic law, should be murdered as an apostate, cries cottage cheese tears about Harry Enten saying that his fellow terrorist isn't a strong candidate.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:51 PM




Comments

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1 Muslims gonna muslim.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (2YhKe)

4 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (5LIEJ)

5 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (+ovo7)

6 Gleen Gleen Gleen

sad to see

but yeah Tucker is still nucking futz

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:53 PM (j+aD2)

7 EVERY Republican need to focus on this guy and Piker as the new face of the Democrat party.

Run their words 24/7. Include his psychopath sister in the mix. She's an America hating islhamic bitch as well. She's been spewing stupid shit on the internet for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe)

8 So, screwing twelve year old girls is a bridge too far, but genocide is no biggie? Got it.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Gqar8)

9 hopeful that MI peeps aren't THAT crazy/already replaced yet?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (j+aD2)

10 Eh, said what I meant to say and outta here for today.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (E4rtv)

11 Here's the MOST disturbing part of ace's post.

"El-Sayed is now trailing Republican Mike Rogers -- but only by a smidge."

In a sane world with real media, this would be a blowout for Rogers.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)

12 AbdulNasir Jangda, another Texas-based cleric who will speak on a panel with Qadhi, has defended the practice of sex slavery and said that husbands have a right under Islamic law to rape their wives, according to reports.

Surely he didn't use the word rape. After all, her body is his property and he can use it as he chooses, her opinion is irrelevant. If she doesn't like it, Islam makes divorce easy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (ExV1e)

13 That "13" shit wrecked my career, and she was just a cousin, not a niece.


Willowed:

Jill Stein just had a warrant issued for her arrest. Trespassing and assault on a police officer.


Remember her? Trotsky to Bernie's Stalin an election cycle or two ago.

The difference between her and "Doctor" Jill Biden is that Stein is an actual MD... Haaavard Medical School, no less, and she's old enough that it still meant something.

Too bad she went batshit crazy somewhere along the way.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (IG3/x)

14 The holocaust was hoax. Also Hitler just didn't do enough.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

15 Ugh.

Frank Beard has passed away.

Then there was one.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)

16 This guy just doesn't realize that if Muslims are beheading citizens, "Islamophobia" is not like "homophobia".

"Homophobia" wasn't directly about survival.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (Fi81e)

17 Now the Pedo Cleric Is Booted, But They're Keeping the Islamist Who Called the Holocaust a "Hoax"
_______________________

Well, you have to draw the line somewhere.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)

18 Jill Stein just had a warrant issued for her arrest. Trespassing and assault on a police officer.


holy schnikies I cannot picture that

she is teeny tiny!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)

19 > Then there was one.......

Billy Gibbons, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 03:57 PM (mkw2N)

20 So, screwing twelve year old girls is a bridge too far, but genocide is no biggie? Got it.
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Gqar


They've been running Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, kill the Jews pretty much non-stop since the 2024 election. This is no surprise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:57 PM (ExV1e)

21 >>In a sane world with real media, this would be a blowout for Rogers.

In the real world, it just might be.

A reminder that right up until primary election day in Michigan, El Sayed had a double digit lead in the polls. He won by a single point.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m)

22 18 Jill Stein just had a warrant issued for her arrest. Trespassing and assault on a police officer.


holy schnikies I cannot picture that

she is teeny tiny!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)

Geez. They just won’t go away, will they? What’s next, Medea Benjamin gonna pop up?

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:57 PM (Gqar8)

23

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

24 holy schnikies I cannot picture that

she is teeny tiny!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)

"Documents state that Officer Conroy approached on a bicycle, which Stein grabbed, leading to Officer Moore attempting to help. The bicycle hit Moore in the forearm, and while the bicycle was raised, Stein allegedly kicked Moore multiple times in the right leg near the groin. Moore was later diagnosed with a strain in his left forearm, a contusion in the back of his right leg and a groin injury."

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (IG3/x)

25 "El-Sayed is now trailing Republican Mike Rogers -- but only by a smidge."

In a sane world with real media, this would be a blowout for Rogers.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)


A poll (strippers, etc.) is saying that the Republican is leading in Michigan. I'd guess that this means it's a blowout unless they can manufacture a LOT of 'votes'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (ExV1e)

26 Ugh.

Frank Beard has passed away.

Then there was one.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (2YhKe)
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Important point: the guy without the beard in ZZ Top.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

27
Billy Gibbons, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 03:57 PM (mkw2N)



Yes. And he'll keep replacing band members until he's gone..........sad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

28 > Jill Stein just had a warrant issued for her arrest. Trespassing and assault on a police officer.

It's already been quashed.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)

29 18 Jill Stein just had a warrant issued for her arrest. Trespassing and assault on a police officer.


holy schnikies I cannot picture that

she is teeny tiny!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:56 PM (j+aD2)
________________

Yeah, saw that. She blew off the Court date, because those pesky laws and legal requirements don't really apply to her. I was, actually, expected Don Lemon to do the same thing. Maybe he still will.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (dIske)

30 Citing a Fox News survey, Enten noted Rogers is leading El-Sayed by four points overall and five points among independents (the poll has a margin of error of three points).

This, he argued, is "extremely unusual" and highlights how unpopular El-Sayed is as a candidate:
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And we're only in mid-August.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)

31 A poll (strippers, etc.) is saying that the Republican is leading in Michigan. I'd guess that this means it's a blowout unless they can manufacture a LOT of 'votes'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (ExV1e)
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Yer in Benson country now.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:59 PM (Fi81e)

32 > She blew off the Court date, because those pesky laws and legal requirements don't really apply to her.

The warrant's already been quashed. Stein's lawyer fell on his sword and claimed he mixed up the date.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 04:00 PM (mkw2N)

33 > It's already been quashed.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)


Of course it has. Because communist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 04:01 PM (IG3/x)

34 Laws are for the Little People. If YOU assault a cop and don’t appear for your court date, what happens??

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar8)

35 Quashed. Is that Squasheds’ little brother?

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 04:02 PM (Gqar8)

36 Sounds less like Masood "admitted" and more like he bragged about trafficking his niece. Yes, child marriage is legally considered a form of trafficking. Especially since the girls are often literally sold in exchange for cash or the promise of future favors.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 18, 2026 04:02 PM (lFFaq)

37 Laws are for the Little People. If YOU assault a cop and don’t appear for your court date, what happens??

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar
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JANUARY 6th!! JANUARY 6th!!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e)

38 Big surprise -

https://tinyurl.com/9xvs6kpx
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Elizabeth MacDonald
@LizMacDonaldFOX
·
2h
NEWS A new controversy is unfolding around Michigan far-left Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed. He got a sweetheart consulting deal with his former state health employer just days after quitting with no record of approval by the county commission, and he’s accused of funneling his income through his LLC to avoid paying payroll taxes as he campaigns on “pay your fair share.”

Eight days after Abdul El-Sayed resigned from his nearly $279,000-a-year job as Wayne County’s health director in 2025, he started his own consulting company and rapidly landed a $72,000 county contract to advise the department he had just been running.

The unusual part is the eight-day gap between his resignation and his company’s contract. And El-Sayed was simultaneously campaigning for the U.S. Senate. The timing is striking, and raises questions about conflicts of interest, insider sweetheart deals, and taxpayer-funded consulting.

Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)

39 Whatever the Islamic laws are, he will follow.
But might try and say he isn't, but he will.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)

40 islam has always been an op. They just traded scimitars for explosives

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 04:03 PM (Q5t9l)

41 Islam - hustle, or grift?

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (Gqar8)

42 > Stein's lawyer fell on his sword and claimed he mixed up the date.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 04:00 PM (mkw2N)

> If YOU assault a cop and don’t appear for your court date, what happens??
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 04:01 PM (Gqar


Richard Pryor, up on tax evasion charges: "But Your Honor, I forgot."

Judge: "You'll remember next year, n*****"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

43 The timing is striking, and raises questions about conflicts of interest, insider sweetheart deals, and taxpayer-funded consulting.
Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)

You're racist.

Posted by: Michelle Obama, DEI guru for hospitals at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (88C+u)

44 I have to wonder how much Tucker had to be paid to simp for an evil regime like Iran.

Whatever it is, it's not worth it, T'Qar.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (N1DT3)

45 el-sayed killed bunches and bunches of dogs and cats

I'm not sure how he doesn't get dinged by that alone, even with women being dim

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 04:05 PM (j+aD2)

46 "Pro-Pedophilia Imam"

Mohammed is unassailable + Mohammed was factually, according to the Koran, a pedophile = Every imam is pro pedophilia

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (r7+Q7)

47 Muslim population in Michigan is 2.4%. Figure it out, Mitten State.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (bX16E)

48 He currently works as a booker on the Tucker Carlson podcast.

I added that last sentence. It's true in spirit.

-Ace

It's so plausible that I didn't even blink when I read your edit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

49 44 I have to wonder how much Tucker had to be paid to simp for an evil regime like Iran.


he doesn't need that much

at this point he's pushing harder because he CANNOT BE WRONG

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (j+aD2)

50 Wait, now hold on a dang minute. You're telling me that Muslims are behaving like .... MUSLIMS? I'm shocked, shocked I say

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (rp63B)

51 Wow, all these prominent, "mainstream" Muslims have these strange ties to terror groups...


It's almost like the problem is ISLAM, and the terrorists are a integral part of it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (N1DT3)

52 Seems like scum of the earth politicians are very popular with today's voters.

Posted by: Case at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (VrYHL)

53 Qtarzan is always good for the highlight reel.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 04:06 PM (Q5t9l)

54 > 44 I have to wonder how much Tucker had to be paid to simp for an evil regime like Iran.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (N1DT3)

I'm thinking more along the lines of them having a video with a live sheep or a dead girl.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x)

55 I have to wonder how much Tucker had to be paid to simp for an evil regime like Iran.

Whatever it is, it's not worth it, T'Qar.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (N1DT3)

Would have thought he could have earned his money for whoever pays him without being so exposed. So a lot of the dumb crap is coming right out of his own brain.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)

56 Imagine how stupid you have to be to live in Michigan. Explains everything.

Posted by: Land of the dumb at August 18, 2026 04:07 PM (9WAJE)

57 This is not Bob Seger's Michigan.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 04:08 PM (Q5t9l)

58 Abdul El-Sassafras wants abortion bans. So this is a chance for him to distract Michigan Feminists away from their Handmaid destiny.

Posted by: wferrin at August 18, 2026 04:08 PM (nVmOZ)

59 They seem nice

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 04:08 PM (W2Pud)

60 So, screwing twelve year old girls is a bridge too far, but genocide is no biggie? Got it.
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Gqar

YES, because the musselmen have convinced the left that genocide is an appropriate response to TEH JOOS having a homeland.

But they still have to pretend they're not okay with child abuse.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 04:08 PM (N1DT3)

61 Richard Pryor, up on tax evasion charges: "But Your Honor, I forgot."

Judge: "You'll remember next year, n*****"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)


https://youtu.be/j9TS1pRmajU

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

62
What do we know about Mike Rogers as a campaigner, debater, and all-around politician? With polls (strippers caveat) this tight, it's going to come down to gimmicks like charisma.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (XJ22o)

63 It is the right of the husband to decide if the wife attends middle school or cleans the tent.

The Mufti of Dearborne

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (gm9Sb)

64 Not just his father-in-law -- his mother is a terrorist, too.

And his sister, the radical Chicago professor, as well.

If a person looked really, really, hard and focused they might be able to see something is off in this family and that, unless he's the black sheep, El-Sayed is just another branch of the family tree.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)

65 Its hard to be disappointed in Michigan. I mean to be disappointed in Michigan you have to have expected them to have done better.

And why would you do that?

Posted by: O H I O at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (anL5R)

66 From raiding caravans for slaves and gold to raiding college campuses for slaves and government cash.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (Q5t9l)

67 Don’t you all watch the TV crime shows? Tucker has obviously been visited by murky characters who show him pictures of his loved ones, and threatened with their harm if he does not comply with their wishes. It’s TV so it is obviously the case.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (Gqar8)

68 >>>53 Qtarzan is always good for the highlight reel.

good for 79 points in Scrabble

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 04:10 PM (1wjle)

69 It is the right of the husband to decide if the wife attends middle school or cleans the tent.

The Mufti of Dearborne
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (gm9Sb)


Middle school? Had to settle for an old maid, eh?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 04:11 PM (ExV1e)

70 Piece of shit Islamophobe? I've been called worse by better.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2026 04:11 PM (y0ylk)

71
Seems like scum of the earth politicians are very popular with today's voters.
Posted by: Case

================

Yes, it does.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:11 PM (XJ22o)

72 I've been thrown into better places than Dearborn by men with guns.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 04:12 PM (Q5t9l)

73 > Mohammed was factually, according to the Koran, a pedophile

Doctrinally speaking, Muhammad is regarded as the ideal human being and the perfect practical example for Muslims to follow.

See eg Surah Al-Ahzab 33:21, "Indeed, in the Messenger of Allah you have an excellent example for whoever has hope in Allah and the Last Day and remembers Allah often."

See also Surah Al-Qalam 68:4, "And indeed, you are of a great moral character."

Therefore it follows that Muhammad's relationship with Aisha is a model relationship for Muslims.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 04:12 PM (mkw2N)

74 I'd love to see an AI comedy show with prophet mo and his wife Aisha. That'd be hilarious....before she turns 9.

And no-one objected?

All the guys were probably thinking Aisha's older 7 year old sister would then be fair game. Such an enlightened people.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 18, 2026 04:13 PM (Sco7b)

75 54 > 44 I have to wonder how much Tucker had to be paid to simp for an evil regime like Iran.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 04:04 PM (N1DT3)

I'm thinking more along the lines of them having a video with a live sheep or a dead girl.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x)

Mad Cow Disease.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2026 04:13 PM (y0ylk)

76


That greasy pile of shit ha signs all over Ann Arbor.

They really buy in to his swarthy oily manliness.

Libs are so insane.

Posted by: rev the buzz at August 18, 2026 04:14 PM (et1vG)

77 The question is will Democrat fraud machine worked overtime for El Sayed? I don’t think they will.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2026 04:14 PM (u73oe)

78 Thanks, GW. Bang up job with that religion of peace.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2026 04:14 PM (diia5)

79 What do we know about Mike Rogers as a campaigner, debater, and all-around politician? With polls (strippers caveat) this tight, it's going to come down to gimmicks like charisma.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:09 PM (XJ22o)
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I just hope it doesn't come down to some of the painful line delivery acting I've ever seen on political commercials, because Rogers has already lost in that case. Of, course the scripting really sucks as well.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)

80 off old sock

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2026 04:15 PM (5rh/l)

81 All the guys were probably thinking Aisha's older 7 year old sister would then be fair game. Such an enlightened people.
==
all customs, cultures and beliefs are beyond judgment, except yours, you imperialist swine!

Posted by: Woke Scholar at August 18, 2026 04:15 PM (anL5R)

82 I'd love to see Rickey Gervais do an animated series on the life of the pedophile bandit prophet like he did for cats.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 04:15 PM (Q5t9l)

83 Abdulrahman"

Is that a new ramen flavor? Pork bone or miso?

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 04:16 PM (XuXeR)

84 Even though the reporting is very much biased, if El Sayed doesn't denounce this guy he should just drop out. No need to give Rogers the strongest line of attack ever.

Because the Jeremiah Wright attacks worked so well...

But Wright never said anything wrong. Not many voters are cool with child marriage.

this is rage bait for conservatives to scream about El Sayed and muslims being so extreme and gross, so I'm just going to leave this one here. (Links wiki article...white people do it too!)

So, so many unforced errors in this dudes campaign. Actively blowing it.

He thinks a Dem wave year alone will carry him over the finish line. He deeply believes in the invincibility of the generic ballot democratic candidate.

sounds like he’s not appearing alongside the guy but is appearing in a separate panel at the same event. That said, I question the campaign value of this appearance 80 days out.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2026 04:16 PM (THJS/)

85


This is 9/11 all over. The left celebrated it, now they’re able to run candidates that the greasy unwashed masses might vote for willingly.

Posted by: rev the buzz at August 18, 2026 04:16 PM (et1vG)

86 Doctrinally speaking, Muhammad is regarded as the ideal human being and the perfect practical example for Muslims to follow.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 04:12 PM (mkw2N)
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So how many Muslim men go a-Zuttin'?

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)

87 Why would anyone who isn't Muslim vote for this terrible man? Because they want to be "inclusive"?
Because Republicans are so icky? Because most of the Democrat voters in MI are DSA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 04:17 PM (rHgXV)

88 When will El-Sayed get the same post-primary defenestration given to the Oyster Fuhrer? Or does El-Sayed have sufficient intersectionality points to avoid a swap-out for more conventionally liberal candidate drawn from the Dems' over-supply of slightly-overweight Karens?

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at August 18, 2026 04:18 PM (bWR5k)

89 "El-Sayed is now trailing Republican Mike Rogers -- but only by a smidge."

In a sane world with real media, this would be a blowout for Rogers.

--

If this is anywhere close to being true, it's unfathomable this is where we are as a country.

Anyone in MI care to enlighten me on whether or not Rogers is hitting his islamist pig hard in advertising and outreach? Too early? Too spineless? There's a treasure trove of material on people like this animal, and Talarfreako being another, that should be an easy sail to victory for the R if only they made the public fully aware of their own words.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2026 04:19 PM (qBdHI)

90
Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)

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I'm ignorant, which is why that all looks to me like typical shyte that's unethical but legal because lawyers write our laws. Quit your high-paying government job and start a consultancy, instantly bag a contract with your former agency? Who wouldn't do that? It's good business! No record of approval? Oops, silly us, our bad, but there's a loophole within a condition in fine print that defines certain exemptions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:19 PM (XJ22o)

91 Why did mohammed cross the road?

I don't know, how old was the chicken he was chasing?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 04:19 PM (Q5t9l)

92 If the fat chick from HR had won the primary, Rogers would have no chance.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2026 04:19 PM (u73oe)

93 76


That greasy pile of shit ha signs all over Ann Arbor.

They really buy in to his swarthy oily manliness.

Libs are so insane.

Posted by: rev the buzz at August 18, 2026 04:14 PM (et1vG)

He looks like he smells bad, just naturally.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2026 04:19 PM (y0ylk)

94

ISNA - Plainfield, Indiana

https://isna.net

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2026 04:20 PM (Cqx++)

95 Here's the MOST disturbing part of ace's post.

"El-Sayed is now trailing Republican Mike Rogers -- but only by a smidge."

In a sane world with real media, this would be a blowout for Rogers.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM


It is going to be a blowout, remember the "polls" had the hong fong up by 19 points the week before the primary and she lost by less than a point. abc/nbc called it a stunning upset.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2026 04:20 PM (cpFbA)

96 ***As Hasan Piker said of Michigan voters: "You're all piece of shit Islamophobes" for noticing.
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Piker, you're wrong. No one is phobic. It's that all Islam is a degenerate piece of shit. It is not phobic wanting to flush pieces of shit down the commode it is normal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 04:20 PM (Cq/ve)

Leftwing Shill Who Demanded the Deplatforming and De-Employment of Trump Staffers Fired by Forbes for Secretly Taking $6 Million from a Shady Sponsor

They're all liars, swindlers, and thieves.



The New York Times reported on Wednesday that Forbes chief content officer Randall Lane was fired after "the company discovered that he had received a payment of about $6 million from the founder of a firm that does business with the magazine."

The payment was made after RJ Shook, the founder of the firm that worked with Forbes to publish wealth adviser rankings, "sold a majority stake in Shook Research to PPC Enterprises, a private equity firm, last August." Lane made himself a spectacle of anti-Trump furor in 2021 when he threatened companies that dared to hire people who formerly worked with President Donald Trump, such as former White House press secretaries Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, and Kayleigh McEnany.

Reading his virtue-signaling now about "truth reckoning" in light of his own duplicitous violation of journalistic ethics is poetic justice. At the time, Lane promised his outlet will "scrutinize, double-check, investigate with the same skepticism we'd approach a Trump tweet" any company that hires one of the forbidden Trumpsters in his arbitrary blacklist: "Let it be known to the business world: Hire any of Trump's fellow fabulists above, and Forbes will assume that everything your company or firm talks about is a lie."

Lane doubled down on his threats: "Want to ensure the world's biggest business media brand approaches you as a potential funnel of disinformation? Then hire away," Lane quipped.

...

It would take but a few years before Lane nuked his own "credibility" and "reputation" as a judge of character into orbit. The Times outlined the clear Forbes company policies that emphasize the gravity of Lane's undisclosed conflict of interest:


Forbes has policies requiring its employees to seek permission before conducting outside business activities and prohibiting them from gaining personally -- directly or indirectly -- from the company's business dealings, according to a copy of the employee handbook obtained by The New York Times. Traditional newsrooms usually forbid journalists to accept payments from sources or business partners to avoid conflicts of interest or the appearance of a conflict.

Oof! Not even a defibrillator could resuscitate Lane's image as a journalist at this point.

Literally every picture of him shows him in this gay hat:

randalllanehat.png

What a card. He's got a masculine, John Waters kind of energy.

Unrelated: Commenters are discussing this bust of a frat-connected cocaine ring at Penn State.

The 24-year-old alleged ringleader of a Penn State cocaine ring has turned himself in to police, Pennsylvania authorities revealed Tuesday.

Agostino Abbatiello surrendered himself to face charges of possession with intent to deliver (cocaine) and conspiracy after being busted for allegedly running a complex cocaine trafficking ring out of two separate fraternities.

The Long Island native -- who was at the "very top of the chain" in the crime ring, prosecutors claim -- had failed to show up for a Monday arraignment and is now being held without bail.

ringleaderpennstatecoke.jpg


Alleged co-conspirator Thomas Robinson and two others have been charged with felony corrupt organizations, conspiracy, dealing in proceeds of unlawful activity, and related offenses, the Pennsylvania Attorney General's Office said.

More than a dozen Penn State frat brothers were busted for running the ring that forced young pledges to cut and bag the drugs then sold to students, according to prosecutors.

The fraternities, Sigma Chi and Delta Upsilon, allegedly coordinated with suppliers in New York and Philadelphia, trafficking in the cocaine and distributing it mainly to Penn State students.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:46 PM




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1 I want a less interesting world, please.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

2 Was that wrong? Someone should have told me it was wrong.

Posted by: Bete at August 18, 2026 02:46 PM (LX4y3)

3
Skinsuits are in fashion!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (Fi81e)

4 I still don't understand how he thought that no one would find about about the payoff. I guess he either didn't care or his hubris thought he was above such mundane things as this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (cpFbA)

5 Liars, Tramps, Thieves ....

Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (vbXSk)

6 Looks like he spent all his money on hats

Posted by: nckate at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)

7 "Secretly Taking $6 Million from a Shady Sponsor"

Well, with $6M, he doesn't need the Forbes gig anymore. Well played, I guess.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 02:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 Ace, how could not include a photo of Randall Lane. He's got the "fishing hat festish" going on, and looks more gay than the chorus line of "Cats" in a Chuck E Cheese ballpit .

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

9 I still don't understand how he thought that no one would find about about the payoff. I guess he either didn't care or his hubris thought he was above such mundane things as this.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (cpFbA)

6 mil is a pretty nice nest egg for destroying Forbes reputation.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

10 Oof! Not even a defibrillator could resuscitate Lane's image as a journalist at this point.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:46 PM

Eh, we'll hire him.
-WSJ

Posted by: Bete at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (LX4y3)

11 >>>Well, with $6M, he doesn't need the Forbes gig anymore. Well played, I guess.

true, but these people sell access to a platform. No platform, no access, no more grift.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)

12
It would take but a few years before Lane nuked his own "credibility" and "reputation" as a judge of character into orbit.
====

So much for unbiased journalisming.

Also, Forbes your reputation is trashed too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (JvZF+)

13 4 I still don't understand how he thought that no one would find about about the payoff. I guess he either didn't care or his hubris thought he was above such mundane things as this.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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People have betrayed their country for far less than Six Million. Still generational wealth even in this day and age. 5 percent return, 300k per year. Not too shabby.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (E4rtv)

14 Old and busted: Animal House

New and cool: Criminal House

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 02:51 PM (ndZc7)

15 >>>Ace, how could not include a photo of Randall Lane. He's got the "fishing hat festish" going on, and looks more gay than the chorus line of "Cats" in a Chuck E Cheese ballpit .

oh okay, I'll post it. I saw that he's... like an actor in some musical about the founding fathers?

In the words of Senor Chang, "G A Y !"

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 02:51 PM (1wjle)

16 Those Penn state kids were just turning their lives around. They should get a sentence of boys being boys. That's how this works right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

17 So lets see, 'journalist' suddenly starts creating a policy for a magazine outside their usual habits, turns out took a big bribe for doing it.

Wonder where that company got the 6 million - NGOs?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:52 PM (uhVAy)

18 looks more gay than the chorus line of "Cats" in a Chuck E Cheese ballpit .

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

This is glorious.

And also stolen.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 02:52 PM (PGK1w)

19 They had fraternity pledges bagging the coke?

These aren't very sophisticated criminals.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 02:52 PM (eIzlH)

20 Those Penn state kids were just turning their lives around. They should get a sentence of boys being boys. That's how this works right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

Nah. They're white.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 02:52 PM (PGK1w)

21 This is a weird story because there's no details on what the $6 million bribe was for. Surely it was some kind of bribe or payola or hush money or something.

Even very rich guys don't hand out $6 million without expecting -- and getting -- something of commensurate value in exchange.

Shook claimed it was just a gift. Sure it was. And that banana that was found in Talacreepo's asshole just fell off the counter and lodged itself there.

I assume the $6M was part of some pump-and-dumb scheme where Shook was paying for artificially rosy coverage that Shook thought would end up making him back more than the $6M. Or some kind of insider trading.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

22 Quick - first thing/ impression that sprang to mind when you saw his photo -

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:53 PM (Gqar8)

23 Is Steve Forbes still alive?

Wonder what he thinks of Trump.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:53 PM (77rzZ)

24 Well, had he not been found out he would not have had a useless degree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 02:53 PM (0kXVl)

25 Those Penn state kids were just turning their lives around. They should get a sentence of boys being boys. That's how this works right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Just for having a biological urge!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)

26 $6 million American money?

Was he giving them lap dances?
Damn.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 18, 2026 02:54 PM (Sco7b)

27 >>>Well, with $6M, he doesn't need the Forbes gig anymore. Well played, I guess.

true, but these people sell access to a platform. No platform, no access, no more grift.
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (1wjle)

Well he has some street cred with the opposition now, might be able to parlay that into a job, or twitter celeb or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

28 Micks and Degos involved in organized crime, go figure. It's a day full of shocks. Shocks, I tell ya.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 18, 2026 02:54 PM (Vvh2V)

29
From the pic I gather Agostino was nailing trim from one end of campus to the other, even without blow.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (Y8DZL)

30 Was he Sigma Chi? Doesn't look like a Pike or Teke.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (SkjRZ)

31
Huh, is cocaine making a comeback? Or did it never really go out of fashion?

And not to be unpleasant, but has the cocaine market suffered since Maduro's ousting?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (XJ22o)

32 Lane made himself a spectacle of anti-Trump furor in 2021 when he threatened companies that dared to hire people who formerly worked with President Donald Trump, such as former White House press secretaries Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, and Kayleigh McEnany.
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Tell me you don't believe in free markets without telling me you don't believe in free markets.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

33 If that smegma chi coke pin and Taylor swift had babies, lord, the bangs on their kids, y'all

Posted by: nckate at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (enNUy)

34 Man, that guy was at Penn State and in a frat.
He must have been scoring with the co-eds left and right.

As long as he brought coke.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 18, 2026 02:56 PM (Sco7b)

35 "More than a dozen Penn State frat brothers were busted for running the ring that forced young pledges to cut and bag the drugs then sold to students, according to prosecutors."

And people say today's kids aren't enterprising go-getters!

The truth? This is going on probably everywhere in every college to some degree. The drugs that the teenage and 20-something demo takes are off the charts. Girls especially. They gotta get that supply from somewhere.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

36 Huh, is cocaine making a comeback? Or did it never really go out of fashion?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (XJ22o)
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She don't lie.

Posted by: J.J. Cale at August 18, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)

37
My fraternity preznit arranged for Buckhorn beer to be in the pop dispenser for 25 cents a piece, so the same thing, really.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2026 02:56 PM (Y8DZL)

38 Also, Forbes your reputation is trashed too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Most dead tree publications are trash, it is more just a vanity press now like Newsweek or Time. WSJ is going that way too and Bloomberg's borg biz news has probably reached its zenith before the descent.

The clue is when investment money goes for additional publications rather than reinvested in the business. Bloomberg has been buying pubs like Roll Call for its borg because the returns have reached declining marginal revenue for its main biz so you buy more pubs to try to pump it up for a time. Like Gannett did on acquisitions just before it guts the local and rides the decline repackaging AP news stories.

A lot of media including online websites are on borrowed time now--it is no longer the big money maker it was. What will replace it is going to be a mish mash.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:56 PM (E4rtv)

39 Lane grew up in Briarcliff Manor NY, a very wealthy suburb of NYC, on Westchester County. He also wears a hat that makes him look like Drudge. So besides being a scumbag, he's a rich boy poser idiot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (rp63B)

40 Micks and Degos involved in organized crime, go figure. It's a day full of shocks. Shocks, I tell ya.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


The Joos ran much of organized crime in the early 1900s. Nobody tell Tucker.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

41 Huh, is cocaine making a comeback? Or did it never really go out of fashion?

And not to be unpleasant, but has the cocaine market suffered since Maduro's ousting?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (XJ22o)

Well the drug boat industry no longer has to make replacement boats, so they are hardest hit.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)

42
Is Steve Forbes still alive?

Wonder what he thinks of Trump.
Posted by: Bulg

================

Endorsed him in 2016 anyways.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (XJ22o)

43 31
Huh, is cocaine making a comeback? Or did it never really go out of fashion?

And not to be unpleasant, but has the cocaine market suffered since Maduro's ousting?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (XJ22o)

Fear Not ! We always have China to fill the need!

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (Gqar8)

44 "Huh, is cocaine making a comeback?"

How could anybody trust street toot not to contain fentanyl or some other noxious shit?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

45 The decline of Forbes magazine is another example of Why We Can't Have Nice Things.

Back in the late 70s, I really enjoyed the magazine. Up to the time I picked up my first issue - I believe I was sitting in the waiting room of my optometrist's office - I had given no serious thought to a career in business and finance. But I found the articles fascinating, and I think I can credit Forbes for getting me started on that career track. I never liked Malcolm Forbes' personal contributions - I considered him to be a windbag whose abuse of the English language was obnoxious (constantly trying to come up with neologisms, turning nouns into adjectives and vice versa), and whose ideas were not particularly enlightening (plus he was a fan of Armand Hammer) - but the articles by genuine business journalists were good, well-researched and informative.

And then, one day, it was just another garbage publication.

Posted by: Paco at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (2L+MU)

46 And people say today's kids aren't enterprising go-getters!

The truth? This is going on probably everywhere in every college to some degree. The drugs that the teenage and 20-something demo takes are off the charts. Girls especially. They gotta get that supply from somewhere.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I mean the drug scene was pretty huge when I was in college 99-04.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

47 The Joos ran much of organized crime in the early 1900s. Nobody tell Tucker.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

They ran everything all the time. They invented dinosaurs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:58 PM (uhVAy)

48 Fat, stupid and coked to the gills is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 18, 2026 02:58 PM (sLLbN)

49 Cocaine? Are the Gen-Zers on some kind of 80s nostalgia kick?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 18, 2026 02:58 PM (/OKHJ)

50 That guy's hat doesn't look very festive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 02:58 PM (LQKAS)

51 Huh, is cocaine making a comeback? Or did it never really go out of fashion?

And not to be unpleasant, but has the cocaine market suffered since Maduro's ousting?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (XJ22o)
____

Never went out of fashion. But there's been an explosion in coke use -- and indeed, all heavy drug use -- among younger ladies. That wasn't true back in the day. That means lotsa new customers. Somebody's gonna supply them. Why not Penn State frat bros?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

52 50 That guy's hat doesn't look very festive.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 02:58 PM (LQKAS)

Ironic Hipster chic.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar8)

53 And then, one day, it was just another garbage publication.
Posted by: Paco at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (2L+MU)

Started hiring right out of colleges probably.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)

54 The booger sugar brothers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 02:59 PM (4ZxBh)

55 Mouse attack!

Disney is suing the Trump administration for his "retaliatory campaign" against ABC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 02:59 PM (ndZc7)

56 There's more to this than told. Forbes is owned by China.
Something's up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (Cq/ve)

57 23 Is Steve Forbes still alive?

Wonder what he thinks of Trump.
Posted by: Bulg

Hates him. Trump brought up one time in response to some useless True Republican putdown that Forbes did a story about Malcolm and his gay lover being rejected at a Trump hotel for bad behavior.

Steve was seething but Malcolm was well known about NYC for being extremely gay and liking his boy toys young.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)

58 How could anybody trust street toot not to contain fentanyl or some other noxious shit?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (Jr5Lq)
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That's why you go the college route.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (Fi81e)

59 Ozempic - Coke, Ozempic - Coke, what’s a gal to do?

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar8)

60 How could anybody trust street toot not to contain fentanyl or some other noxious shit?

Posted by: gp at August

You can easily test for it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

61 Well, well, well.

Guess who was the Point of Contact and the DOJ Public Integrity Unit during the period 2010 - 2015 that decided not to charge Swalwell with taking bribes from a CCP spy?

Jack Smith

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 03:01 PM (viF8m)

62 Steve was seething but Malcolm was well known about NYC for being extremely gay and liking his boy toys young.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (E4rtv)
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Ah, that's why Forbes always felt libertarian.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

63 That guy's hat doesn't look very festive.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Looks like something Judge Smails would wear on the course.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 03:01 PM (4ZxBh)

64 60 How could anybody trust street toot not to contain fentanyl or some other noxious shit?

Posted by: gp at August

You can easily test for it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

First, you find a Hobo

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:01 PM (Gqar8)

65 Ozempic - Coke, Ozempic - Coke, what’s a gal to do?
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:00 PM (Gqar

Why not both? You can be skeletal AND twitchy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)

66 Funny old world. Forbes used to be the credible, old school business magazine, while Fortune and BusinessWeek were country club liberal.

Recently my only familiarity with Forbes were articles rating products. I thought they still had professional objectivity, but in the fine print I noticed most of their reviews were sponsored.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (bX16E)

67 60 How could anybody trust street toot not to contain fentanyl or some other noxious shit?

Posted by: gp at August

That's why you share first....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (Sco7b)

68 Biden White House Advisors Dubbed Themselves 'Politburo'
Last updated
1 hour ago
CNN's Jake Tapper revealed the internal term in a widely shared clip, drawing from his 2025 book *Original Sin* co-authored with Alex Thompson. The group, including aides like Mike Donilon, Steve Ricchetti, Bruce Reed, Ron Klain, and others such as Anita Dunn and First Lady Jill Biden, controlled the president's schedule, information, and major choices amid concerns over his health. Critics called out media for earlier dismissals of Biden's decline as 'cheap fakes,' while the book frames it as a way to keep the administration running until after the 2024 election.

Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (ZxPkt)

69 That guy's hat doesn't look very festive.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 02:58 PM (LQKAS)
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A stunning lack of flair.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (Fi81e)

70 47 The Joos ran much of organized crime in the early 1900s. Nobody tell Tucker.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

They ran everything all the time. They invented dinosaurs


Is there anything AI can't do? I asked it for plays on words for Jewish dinosaurs, and got:

Schleposaurus: A dinosaur that moves very slowly and complains about the weather.

Bubbiesaurus Rex: A motherly or grandmotherly T-Rex who insists you are too skinny.

Pterodactowitz: A flying reptile with a lot of opinions.

Nudgeasaurus: A small dinosaur that won't stop asking questions or giving advice.

Ashkenazasaurus: A classic, traditional prehistoric creature.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

71 To paraphrase Norm Macdonald, "Hey, that's my lucky cocksuckin' hat!"

Posted by: Wally at August 18, 2026 03:03 PM (avzFa)

72 I was not expecting this.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at August 18, 2026 03:03 PM (idC0m)

73 heh

@TheBabylonBee 3m
Embarrassing Moment As Mike Johnson And Nancy Mace Realize They Got Matching Tattoos

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2026 03:03 PM (diia5)

74 Ah, that's why Forbes always felt libertarian.
Posted by: Axeman
========
It's been awhile but I think rumor had it that Malcolm liked rough trade and he often went dressed in motorcycle leathers when he was on the prowl.

His nebbish son probably was humiliated on a daily basis by his dad and his actions.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:03 PM (E4rtv)

75 Biden White House Advisors Dubbed Themselves 'Politburo'

Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (ZxPkt)
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Not before I did!

Damn! I can't believe I **called** that shit!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

76 That guy thinks he's Kolchak.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 18, 2026 03:04 PM (/OKHJ)

77 Look, someone has to have a talk with the young people - young men especially - about their stupid throwback eyeglasses and effeminate pompadours. It is eye cancer and gayer than a drag show. TJM is the only remaining HQer under a 105, so this sad duty falls to him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 03:04 PM (K3f7J)

78 70 47 The Joos ran much of organized crime in the early 1900s. Nobody tell Tucker.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

They ran everything all the time. They invented dinosaurs

Is there anything AI can't do? I asked it for plays on words for Jewish dinosaurs, and got:

Schleposaurus: A dinosaur that moves very slowly and complains about the weather.

Bubbiesaurus Rex: A motherly or grandmotherly T-Rex who insists you are too skinny.

Pterodactowitz: A flying reptile with a lot of opinions.

Nudgeasaurus: A small dinosaur that won't stop asking questions or giving advice.

Ashkenazasaurus: A classic, traditional prehistoric creature.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

Now, ask for Muslim dinosaurs

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:04 PM (Gqar8)

79 But he paid taxes on the secret $6 million payment, right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Lawyers, Guns, and Secret 1099s at August 18, 2026 03:04 PM (qUkBO)

80 6 Looks like he spent all his money on hats
Posted by: nckate at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack about a hat like that:
https://tinyurl.com/caddyshackhat

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 18, 2026 03:05 PM (N39Ws)

81 Biden White House Advisors Dubbed Themselves 'Politburo'
Last updated
1 hour ago
CNN's Jake Tapper revealed the internal term in a widely shared clip, drawing from his 2025 book *Original Sin* co-authored with Alex Thompson.
Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (ZxPkt)


Shocker - commie staffers use commie metaphor for their clique.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)

82 They look like lovely guys/sarc

I think his gay little fedora means "he's available," Ace. If anyone is interested. It barely fits his head and makes me focus on his honker nose. It looks the hat size for a toddler boy.

I read that the Markle shrew wore her gay little white fedora on her sailing trips with men as a "sign" she was available. By the time stupid Hazmet got stuck in her web there were echoes like the Holland Tunnel. I am incredibly bummed I can't read the subreddit of them anymore as I will not register. There were some hilarious comments.

The cocaine king's nose does not need a hat for me to focus on, or maybe the nerd glasses were arrows. I do wonder if he uses a hot roller to curl his hair. Tres chic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2026 03:05 PM (hzuYO)

83 Recently my only familiarity with Forbes were articles rating products. I thought they still had professional objectivity, but in the fine print I noticed most of their reviews were sponsored.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

===

It's basically the same as buying infomercial space nowadays.

Like I had friend that does basically payday loans locally and he had an "article" in Forbes about himself.

20-30 years ago, that would have been huge, but it's just a paid advertisement anyone can have.

It's a shame because Steve Forbes was a good, conservative advocate for free markets.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:05 PM (eIzlH)

84 Shocker - commie staffers use commie metaphor for their clique.
Posted by: Oldcat

Next you'll tell me CNN news room calls themselves PRAVDA.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

85 Was that wrong?
Should they not have done that?

Posted by: George Costanza at August 18, 2026 03:06 PM (2Ez/1)

86 McLovin!

I mean the drug scene was pretty huge when I was in college 99-04.


yeppers

I mean back then-ish U Penn was more the coke-dealing uni, PSU was still drunkards

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:06 PM (j+aD2)

87 Increasing market share by snagging the other 50 per cent of the population is just good business sense.

The classic example was tobacco, cigars, cigarettes etc in the early 20th century. Females, as a rule, didn't use tobacco to any great degree, and certainly not in public.

A huge marketing campaign ensued. Marlboros were intended for women, it was only much later that the Cowboy motif was used. Cigarettes were called "Freedom Sticks" and tied with the then novel idea of allowing females to vote. Smoking was seen as an act of rebellion, etc etc. "You've Come A Long Way, Baby!" indeed.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 03:06 PM (Ewmxj)

88 Now, ask for Muslim dinosaurs

As you requested. They don't seem to be the same.

Deen-o-saur (A play on Deen, meaning religion or faith)
Dhikra-saurus (Reminiscent of Dhikr, the remembrance of Allah)
Salah-saurus (Always ready for prayer time)
Barakah-ceratops (Bringing extra blessings)
Du'a-lophosaurus (Always lifting its crest in supplication)

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

89 Recently my only familiarity with Forbes were articles rating products. I thought they still had professional objectivity, but in the fine print I noticed most of their reviews were sponsored.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (bX16E)

We only took bribes from the side we really liked the product, honest!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (uhVAy)

90 Was there a connection btw the $6M payment and Lane shitting on DJT? Or was it just a vanilla conflict-of-interest ethics violation without political motive?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

91 he Joos ran much of organized crime in the early 1900s. Nobody tell Tucker.

They certainly did. Meyer Lansky. Dutch Schultz. Bugsy Siegel. Jewish Mobsters were a significant part of Murder, Inc.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (f7Poz)

92 That first picture, thought it was Ray Stevens.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (Cq/ve)

93 By the way.......

MAGAZINES????

What the hell?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 18, 2026 03:08 PM (Sco7b)

94 They certainly did. Meyer Lansky. Dutch Schultz. Bugsy Siegel. Jewish Mobsters were a significant part of Murder, Inc.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (f7Poz)
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See. They organized murder.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)

95 88 Now, ask for Muslim dinosaurs

As you requested. They don't seem to be the same.

Deen-o-saur (A play on Deen, meaning religion or faith)
Dhikra-saurus (Reminiscent of Dhikr, the remembrance of Allah)
Salah-saurus (Always ready for prayer time)
Barakah-ceratops (Bringing extra blessings)
Du'a-lophosaurus (Always lifting its crest in supplication)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

Thanks, archimedes. Seems a bit different tenor. AI must have a neck to chop. Who knew?

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:09 PM (Gqar8)

96 Why are men these days all either aging hipster, dork who hates you, fat mommy basement slob, Ted Bundy, office worker who can't use a screwdriver, or gross trans fag. Did I miss any?

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (+rw6l)

97 Agostino Abbatiello surrendered himself

He's no Otter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (0sNs1)

98 Was there a connection btw the $6M payment and Lane shitting on DJT? Or was it just a vanilla conflict-of-interest ethics violation without political motive?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Indeed. TDS is so run-of-the-mill, it could just be a coincidence.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

99 88 Now, ask for Muslim dinosaurs

As you requested. They don't seem to be the same.

Deen-o-saur (A play on Deen, meaning religion or faith)
Dhikra-saurus (Reminiscent of Dhikr, the remembrance of Allah)
Salah-saurus (Always ready for prayer time)
Barakah-ceratops (Bringing extra blessings)
Du'a-lophosaurus (Always lifting its crest in supplication)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

Sodomasaurus -- goats and boys are fair game.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

100 I suppose these dudes better get used to being The Sweetheart of Smegma Chi in the slammer

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (sFNX2)

101 Didn't that top guy play for the San Antonio Spurs during the Tim Duncan era?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (w9Wax)

102 Huh, is cocaine making a comeback? Or did it never really go out of fashion?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:55 PM (XJ22o)
************************

In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (+ovo7)

103 "MAGAZINES????"

It was Forbes' online reporters that exposed TNR's fabulist Stephen Glass.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (Jr5Lq)

104 Why are men these days all either aging hipster, dork who hates you, fat mommy basement slob, Ted Bundy, office worker who can't use a screwdriver, or gross trans fag. Did I miss any?
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM


Ahem. The Avatars of Modern Masculinity.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, and Mr. Hogg at August 18, 2026 03:11 PM (0sNs1)

105 Good mugshot though, suit and tie. Rare.

It's too bad, I like hats, but I know if I wear anything other than a ball cap, I'd be looked at as a dweeb, poser, dork and all around blockhead.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 03:11 PM (n5tGW)

106 ok so the PSU thing was fun BUT I have a better one

creepy freaking dude wearing a Them/Strangers type mask attacking women in Center City!

https://6abc.cm/LEAudm

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:11 PM (j+aD2)

107 24 years old and still in college? I bet mom and dad were still paying his tuition.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 18, 2026 03:11 PM (n17eQ)

108 81 Biden White House Advisors Dubbed Themselves 'Politburo'
Last updated
Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (ZxPkt)

Brezhnev >> Biden

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (Y8DZL)

109 Ok, this is funny.

"We are horrified by these serious allegations against current and former students," said Andrea Dowhower, Penn State's vice president for Student Affairs. "Criminal activity, including hazing, such as this has no place at our institution. We will continue to enhance our efforts around health and safety and hazing educational efforts for all our organizations."

This stupid woke bitch learns that two of the college's frats are major cocaine dealers and smugglers, basically running a Tony Montana operation on the fucking campus, and she makes this about ... hazing.

They can't stop fucking that pig.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

110 Heck, I'd read Forbes online if it wasn't paywalled.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

111 Am I the only person left who is not on some kind of grift? I’m a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (qDa2L)

112 > Cigarettes were called "Freedom Sticks" and tied with the then novel idea of allowing females to vote.

It's funny how debilitating, habit-forming, addictive, destructive behavior is ALWAYS advertised as freedom.

Like girls having a ho-phase in college. It sets them up for a lifetime of bad relationships. But they call it freedom, baby.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (mkw2N)

113 107 24 years old and still in college? I bet mom and dad were still paying his tuition.


yeah that's the part I don't get at all

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (j+aD2)

114 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (2YhKe)

115 Any self respecting cocaine crime ring boss would have a double Winsdor knot in his tie. What a disgrace.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (xvV+O)

116 Leftists lie.

They're muslhams without all the suicide vests.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

117 Carried over:

32
I was watching either a Bulwark podcast or Pod Save America....no difference, because it was people from both shows (former Bush and Obama staffers) talking, and the Bush staffers very much sounded like they didn't like (or care about) conservative policy goals...it was just a job, trying to help a client (Bush) win. In a way, it was nice because it sounded very mercenary/mafia (nothing personal, just business), but ultimately I think you expose yourself to risk, especially in the future, if you hire people to help discuss critical strategy stuff that don't believe it, and could jump ship to the enemy later.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (THJS/)


Heavy metal guitarist Bill Hudson (with NorthTale, Doro Pesch, et al.) recently made a post of 10 hard truths about music as a profession:

#4: "You can't create music you dislike 'to get big.' How do you know you're done? When you hate it?"

h/t Guitar MAX:
https://youtu.be/IEeaEnqycPI?t=382

Imagine promoting politics you dislike, just to make it in the industry. How would you even gauge your own work?

Posted by: SciVo at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (L3Npt)

118 This stupid woke bitch learns that two of the college's frats are major cocaine dealers and smugglers, basically running a Tony Montana operation on the fucking campus, and she makes this about ... hazing.


why am I not surprised

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (j+aD2)

119 All that money and the guy dresses like Temu Kolchak. Shame

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (zq/30)

120 24 years old and still in college? I bet mom and dad were still paying his tuition.

Or maybe they're driving a Bentley now.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (Cuw0G)

121 Men Without Hats > Men With Gay Hats

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (2YhKe)

122 When I was in college 5 years wasn’t uncommon. Inflation has changed that to 6 years I guess. Hence 24 years old.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (qDa2L)

123 24 years old and still in college? I bet mom and dad were still paying his tuition.


yeah that's the part I don't get at all

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2)

===

If he was the cocaine king pin for college students, probably smart to just keep enrolling in classes and be a professional student.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:13 PM (eIzlH)

124 "if I wear anything other than a ball cap, I'd be looked at as a dweeb, poser, dork and all around blockhead."

Boonie hat here. Doc sez I have to keep the sun off.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

125 The 24-year-old alleged ringleader of a Penn State cocaine ring has turned himself in to police, Pennsylvania authorities revealed Tuesday.

---

Gives a whole new meaning to the "White Out" nights.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (CYBB0)

126 I'd like to know how college kids can afford nose candy. We certainly couldn't in my day. Cheap Beer and a Pinner was about it.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (f7Poz)

127 24 years old and still in college? I bet mom and dad were still paying his tuition.


yeah that's the part I don't get at all

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (j+aD2)
_____

He graduated two years ago. He was still running the coke to the campus, supposedly pounds at a time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

128 Always make your hook-ups wear a 'hat'. Always.

Posted by: Cosmo Advice Editor at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (0sNs1)

129
In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan

===================

Good lord.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (XJ22o)

130 The fraternities, Sigma Chi and Delta Upsilon, allegedly coordinated with suppliers in New York and Philadelphia, trafficking in the cocaine and distributing it mainly to Penn State students.

From the photo, I was guessing Lambda Lambda Lambda.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (i8+2Q)

131 57 Hates him. Trump brought up one time in response to some useless True Republican putdown that Forbes did a story about Malcolm and his gay lover being rejected at a Trump hotel for bad behavior.

Steve was seething but Malcolm was well known about NYC for being extremely gay and liking his boy toys young. - whig


I didn't know about him being gay until shortly after he died. At the time, I had the sense that it was a big surprise to everybody, but apparently not.

I did truly loathe his "random thoughts" column and his curious support for Armand Hammer and People for the American Way. Fortunately, his own dubious political preferences didn't seem to affect the overall quality of the magazine. I think, perhaps, Forbes never really recovered from publishing a huge puff piece on Michael Milkin a month or so before the bottom fell out of his junk bond empire.

Posted by: Paco at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (2L+MU)

132 In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand.

Oh No !!! Anyway.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (f7Poz)

133 He graduated two years ago. He was still running the coke to the campus, supposedly pounds at a time.


which is what I figured

so why loop the frats into it? the part about pledges cutting stuff is probably not even true!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:16 PM (j+aD2)

134 In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan

===================

Good lord.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (XJ22o)

all them refugees carrying it over the border.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)

135 Never touch another man's hat without permission.

Posted by: Cowboys around the fire at August 18, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

136 "Am I the only person left who is not on some kind of grift? I’m a fucking idiot."

I was saying that during peak looting. WTF am I not stealing everything? Why am I proud to be a chump?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

137 Oh boy just in time for the midterms. A massive trove of Epstein documents are going to be released after a judge directed previously unsealing previously sealed documents that a Fed judge had ordered sealed when Epstein pled guilty.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 03:16 PM (rp63B)

138 He graduated two years ago. He was still running the coke to the campus, supposedly pounds at a time.


which is what I figured

so why loop the frats into it? the part about pledges cutting stuff is probably not even true!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:16 PM (j+aD2)

More space for the product, less supervision than a dorm room.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

139 136 "Am I the only person left who is not on some kind of grift? I’m a fucking idiot."


I say that a lot

I know a LOT of people who work under the table!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (j+aD2)

140
creepy freaking dude wearing a Them/Strangers type mask attacking women in Center City!

https://6abc.cm/LEAudm
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:11 PM (j+aD2)



Speak softly and carry a big stick. He approaches you, you smash his head, call the police and tell them you feared for your life and defended yourself.

He won't do that anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (2YhKe)

141 I'd like to know how college kids can afford nose candy. We certainly couldn't in my day. Cheap Beer and a Pinner was about it.
Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (f7Poz)


Did you graduate with $500K in 'student' loans?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (ExV1e)

142 24 years old and still in college? I bet mom and dad were still paying his tuition.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 18, 2026 03:11 PM (n17eQ)
********************

According to the New York Post article, Abbatiello graduated from Penn State in 2024. Not sure if he then enrolled in a Penn State graduate program or was just hanging around campus for business reasons.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (+ovo7)

143 Oh boy just in time for the midterms. A massive trove of Epstein documents are going to be released after a judge directed previously unsealing previously sealed documents that a Fed judge had ordered sealed when Epstein pled guilty.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hold on I just put an extra nothingburger on the grill.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (YZ0Fo)

144 In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan

Does that reflect greater use or undisclosed adulteration with fentanyl?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (K3f7J)

145 Isn't Sigma Chi the one with all the sweehearts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (0sNs1)

146 "In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand."

Do you have a link for that?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

147 I'd like to know how college kids can afford nose candy. We certainly couldn't in my day. Cheap Beer and a Pinner was about it.
Posted by: Howdy


*coughs* *Looks away awkwardly*

Posted by: US Department of Education Loan Department at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (vJrRc)

148 "At parties, people do a lot of...drugs. Just remember, you folks, if you respect me at all, stay away from cocaine. Oh, it may seem glamorous at first, but there will come a time--believe me, there will come a time--when it will be your turn to...treat."

--Emo Philips

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 03:18 PM (FZ29D)

149 "Am I the only person left who is not on some kind of grift? I’m a fucking idiot."

you are not the only one who wonders from time to time ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 03:18 PM (VyBeY)

150 In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand.



Duh.....You don't want to know what they're cutting it with nowadays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:18 PM (2YhKe)

151 Speak softly and carry a big stick. He approaches you, you smash his head, call the police and tell them you feared for your life and defended yourself.

the article I linked had a young lady who did jujitsu on the dude!

he sort of was shocked then ran away

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:18 PM (j+aD2)

152 Hold on I just put an extra nothingburger on the grill.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM


Can't you just stay in your lane?

Posted by: Charles "Chuck" Schumer (D-NY) at August 18, 2026 03:18 PM (0sNs1)

153 12
It would take but a few years before Lane nuked his own "credibility" and "reputation" as a judge of character into orbit.
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So much for unbiased journalisming.

Also, Forbes your reputation is trashed too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (JvZF+)

Too late for that. Forbes was pretty much liberal swill long before this came out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2026 03:19 PM (Sj6Ot)

154 Oh boy just in time for the midterms. A massive trove of Epstein documents are going to be released after a judge directed previously unsealing previously sealed documents that a Fed judge had ordered sealed when Epstein pled guilty.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hold on I just put an extra nothingburger on the grill.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (YZ0Fo)

Blowing up Trump would require leftist minions to learn to read.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)

155 It was Forbes' online reporters that exposed TNR's fabulist Stephen Glass.
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (Jr5Lq)

Okay, thank you.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 03:19 PM (Sco7b)

156 I'd like to know how college kids can afford nose candy. We certainly couldn't in my day. Cheap Beer and a Pinner was about it.
Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:15 PM (f7Poz)

Did you graduate with $500K in 'student' loans?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a

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I remember strategically buying Nat Light because it saved like $5 for a 30 pack, even though it was objectively worse than something like Coors.

I was willing to drink beer I hated to save like 15 cents a beer.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:19 PM (eIzlH)

157 Speaking of religion, this guy makes friends wherever he goes.

I've been reading a book by a guy who spent a year in a cell* with Nazi war criminal Jurgen Stroop. Stroop called Catholicism "a catch-all of religions, infected with Judaism." He further claimed that Christianity was created as a Jewish conspiracy for "the weakening and debasement of man through guilt."

-
So that's the problem with Catholicism, too Jewish.

* He had fought with the resistance group the Polish Home Army but the Soviets, with their inherent fair play and respect for the truth, declared the Home Army a collaborationist group and arrested him as a Nazi collaborator.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 03:19 PM (ndZc7)

158 Did you graduate with $500K in 'student' loans?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (ExV1e)


Ah. Good point. No, no I did not.

I did graduate with an appreciation for Schaefer cans. We bought them in flats, warm, for $8 at the local hardware store.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:19 PM (f7Poz)

159 Duh.....You don't want to know what they're cutting it with nowadays.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:18 PM (2YhKe)

Descent into a low trust society.
You can't even trust your dealer anymore.
Unlike heritage America.
R.I.P.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 03:20 PM (K3f7J)

160 I had a deerstalker hat my last few years in high school, and in college. Bought it in London.

Eventually went with a fedora-style hat à la Indiana Jones. I’ve worn one of those ever since. Except when it’s really cold in the winter, when I break out the mink shapka that I bought for $50 in the bazaar in Akmola, Kazakhstan.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

161 77 Look, someone has to have a talk with the young people - young men especially - about their stupid throwback eyeglasses and effeminate pompadours. It is eye cancer and gayer than a drag show. TJM is the only remaining HQer under a 105, so this sad duty falls to him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 03:04 PM (K3f7J)

Hey, I've been griping about The Glasses(tm) for years, and I'm significantly younger than 105.

Posted by: pookysgirl, chopped liver at August 18, 2026 03:20 PM (Wt5PA)

162 He graduated two years ago. He was still running the coke to the campus, supposedly pounds at a time.


which is what I figured

so why loop the frats into it? the part about pledges cutting stuff is probably not even true!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:16 PM (j+aD2)
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I'll bet this started out very small, selling a few baggies of coke to frat bros and party girls. They got away with it, so the operation grew and grew.

Frats make a lot of sense because many own their own frathouses and thus are largely immune from college oversight. Shit can happen in a frathouse basement that ain't nobody ever gonna find out about.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

163 Imagine promoting politics you dislike, just to make it in the industry. How would you even gauge your own work?
Posted by: SciVo

By the number of times you whored yourself out. DC and the media attract people that want power and celebrity in that order. And they come from a narrow slice of America--the striving upper middle class and upper class--through the Ivies, law school, politically oriented jobs, and ultimately they find themselves grubbing on behalf of donors and members of Congress that are often major league sociopaths. So it all becomes simply a game to gain power, money, and climb the Hill. No actual feelings on anything.

I know quite a few DC folks my age and some young ones that got chewed up by reality there and in my state's politics. Some are burnouts, all are cynical, and some have ascended to be powers behind the throne.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

164
In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan

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Good lord.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Followup question, I wonder who it is that's taking themselves out of the gene pool. Low-lifers, dead-enders, hookers, that type? Or people we consider tragic losses -- "she was so promising, so full of potential, but once she got hooked on that drug she was a slave to it"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (XJ22o)

165 ""In 2023, there were about thirty thousand drug overdose deaths in the United States involving cocaine; a decade earlier, the number was five thousand."

Do you have a link for that?"

Google AI sez it's true! IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

166 Hold on I just put an extra nothingburger on the grill.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (YZ0Fo)


Are you mad? The only possible reason that a federal judge would seal those records is because they contain concrete evidence that dRumpf is a pedo. You see the way that the judges let him get away with everything.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (ExV1e)

167 Walther beer. Out of Colorado, IIRC. $0.99/six-pack.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (0sNs1)

168 I've been reading a book by a guy who spent a year in a cell* with Nazi war criminal Jurgen Stroop. Stroop called Catholicism "a catch-all of religions, infected with Judaism." He further claimed that Christianity was created as a Jewish conspiracy for "the weakening and debasement of man through guilt."

-
So that's the problem with Catholicism, too Jewish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 03:19 PM (ndZc7)

Makes sense, all the apostles but Paul would have been Jewish.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

169
Google AI sez it's true! IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (Jr5Lq)



Google AI thought George Washington was a black guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:22 PM (2YhKe)

170 > When I was in college 5 years wasn’t uncommon. Inflation has changed that to 6 years I guess. Hence 24 years old.

Same.

The BYU student newspaper had a recurring column near graduation time featuring students who would graduate after only three years. I found the interviews funny. They always emphasized they were at BYU to get a degree and nothing else. "I didn't come here to meet people. I didn't come here for activities. I just want the paper and I'm out."

Part of me admired the focus. But I always thought they missed out on so much. I met, made friends with, and dated some amazing people at BYU.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 03:22 PM (mkw2N)

171 "Agostino Abbatiello surrendered himself

He's no Otter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

He does remind me of a fish. I don't know what kind though.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 03:22 PM (MWfyi)

172 I'll bet this started out very small, selling a few baggies of coke to frat bros and party girls. They got away with it, so the operation grew and grew.

Frats make a lot of sense because many own their own frathouses and thus are largely immune from college oversight. Shit can happen in a frathouse basement that ain't nobody ever gonna find out about.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


I tell you what, the local uni had better be grateful that the local frats seems to be going with cigars (despite the university's efforts to ban all tobacco everywhere in town) as their drug of choice.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (vJrRc)

173 137 Oh boy just in time for the midterms. A massive trove of Epstein documents are going to be released after a judge directed previously unsealing previously sealed documents that a Fed judge had ordered sealed when Epstein pled guilty.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Eh, Epstein's clients, many of which are financial big wigs but not necessarily clients of his whores.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)

174 He does remind me of a fish. I don't know what kind though.


blobfish

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (j+aD2)

175
Are you mad? The only possible reason that a federal judge would seal those records is because they contain concrete evidence that dRumpf is a pedo. You see the way that the judges let him get away with everything.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (ExV1e)



This must be the same reason the Biden administration didn't release anything for 4 years of his presidency.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (2YhKe)

176 with apologies to Risky Business:

Agostino's Father: Do you have something to tell me?
Agostino: No… I don’t think so.
Agostino's Father: I just got off the telephone with Bill Rutherford. Apparently, you two had quite a meeting. “Penn State can use a guy like Agostino.” His exact words!
Agostino: That’s unbelievable!
Agostino's Father: You’re as good as in! I knew you could do it! Haven’t I been telling you, sometimes you have to say: “What the heck!” Take some chances.
Agostino: You were so right.
Agostino's Father: You’ve made me very proud.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (Sj6Ot)

177 so why loop the frats into it? the part about pledges cutting stuff is probably not even true!
Posted by: Black Orchid

Probably what the bint was referring to when she mentioned "hazing".

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (w9Wax)

178 That's not even a proper fedora
that's a trilby, which is several degrees more gay

Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (ZxPkt)

179 Frats make a lot of sense because many own their own frathouses and thus are largely immune from college oversight. Shit can happen in a frathouse basement that ain't nobody ever gonna find out about.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Yea, but if you're running a criminal enterprise with lots of cash, just seems really stupid to have lots of civilians circulating around. I feel like any other college, it would get around quick if pledges were bagging cocaine.

Find some offsite apartment or office space.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (eIzlH)

180 Eventually went with a fedora-style hat à la Indiana Jones. I’ve worn one of those ever since. ...

Posted by: Bulg
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Merl Haggard liked those high crown hats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (Cq/ve)

181 Walther beer. Out of Colorado, IIRC. $0.99/six-pack.

Damn Dunc. They were almost paying you to drink it.

The flat cheapest I remember, back in the early 90s, was Sterling at the local Super 8. They had a bar (at a Super 8, of all places). They sold 10 oz. drafts of Sterling, in a plastic cup, for a quarter on Thursdays.

That shit was awful. But I drank it. It was, after all, a quarter.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (f7Poz)

182 Do you have a link for that?
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Data from the CDC Wonder system's multiple cause of death records (search or https:// wonder. cdc. gov/ mcd.html). A lot of drug overdoses involve multiple types of drugs, so it isn't that cocaine is the sole culprit in all those deaths, but that particular drug had really picked up again from the mid-10s to mid-20s.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (+ovo7)

183 Followup question, I wonder who it is that's taking themselves out of the gene pool. Low-lifers, dead-enders, hookers, that type? Or people we consider tragic losses -- "she was so promising, so full of potential, but once she got hooked on that drug she was a slave to it"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM (XJ22o)

Well there was potential NBA star for the Celtics Len Bias who just dropped dead taking what I think was cocaine in the 80s. Even in those innocent times some peeps just popped a fuze when taking those drugs. Probably why originally people used to just gnaw on the leaves a bit.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (uhVAy)

184 Oh boy just in time for the midterms. A massive trove of Epstein documents are going to be released after a judge directed previously unsealing previously sealed documents that a Fed judge had ordered sealed when Epstein pled guilty.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hold on I just put an extra nothingburger on the grill.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 03:17 PM (YZ0Fo)___________

What did I say yesterday about that dubious claim by the playboy playmate that Hugh Hefner ratted to the FBI about Epstein? I said it was bullshit and just another way to keep his name in the news.

And now this? This was obviously coordinated. They will never ever ever ever ever stop fucking the Epstein pig.

The Blade, he knows things. Trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

185 Are you mad? The only possible reason that a federal judge would seal those records is because they contain concrete evidence that dRumpf is a pedo. You see the way that the judges let him get away with everything.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Considering the dude is a Democrat appointed judge, doubtful. I think the public has moved on.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)

186 Not to keep harping on the CA tire ruling, but Nancy Skinner, one of 5 commissioners on the CEC, has a witch face:

https://tinyurl.com/5f68x2wd

Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (kX27y)

187 "Google AI thought George Washington was a black guy......."

Google AI continues:

"Health experts point out that this massive increase over the decade wasn't just because more people were using cocaine. Instead, it was largely driven by the arrival of fentanyl, a incredibly strong man-made opioid. Drug dealers began mixing fentanyl into the cocaine supply. Because fentanyl is so strong, a tiny amount can cause a fatal overdose, often without the person even knowing they were taking."

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

188 Abbatiello is a blow fish, obviously

Posted by: or soon will be at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (88C+u)

189 State Pen

Ha ha.

Posted by: Penn State or . . . at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (anL5R)

190 And they come from a narrow slice of America--the striving upper middle class and upper class--through the Ivies, law school, politically oriented jobs, and ultimately they find themselves grubbing on behalf of donors and members of Congress that are often major league sociopaths. So it all becomes simply a game to gain power, money, and climb the Hill. No actual feelings on anything.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:20 PM


Called by Peter Turchik (and probably some others) as "the overproduction of Elites".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (0sNs1)

191

Well there was potential NBA star for the Celtics Len Bias who just dropped dead taking what I think was cocaine in the 80s. Even in those innocent times some peeps just popped a fuze when taking those drugs. Probably why originally people used to just gnaw on the leaves a bit.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (uhVAy)



He was a stud in college. Got drafted by the Celtics. Bought cocaine and died with his first snort.

Never played a game for them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (2YhKe)

192 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (Ia/+0)

193 Oh man, I had Walther! That beer tasted like what you paid for it. But being a poor then, I still drank it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (n5tGW)

194 Yea, but if you're running a criminal enterprise with lots of cash, just seems really stupid to have lots of civilians circulating around. I feel like any other college, it would get around quick if pledges were bagging cocaine.

Find some offsite apartment or office space.
Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (eIzlH)

Then people might wonder about your foot traffic and supply drops.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

195 182 https:// wonder. cdc. gov/ mcd.html
Thanks!

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

196
The BYU student newspaper had a recurring column near graduation time featuring students who would graduate after only three years. I found the interviews funny. They always emphasized they were at BYU to get a degree and nothing else. "I didn't come here to meet people. I didn't come here for activities. I just want the paper and I'm out."

Part of me admired the focus. But I always thought they missed out on so much. I met, made friends with, and dated some amazing people at BYU.
Posted by: bonhomme

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It's just so expensive now to go to college, I can see it being normal to just to get out as quick as possible and making a living.

Probably every year you stay at a college is another 5-10 years of debt for some of these people.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:26 PM (eIzlH)

197 Agostino looks like a cartoon character

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)

198 Not to keep harping on the CA tire ruling, but Nancy Skinner, one of 5 commissioners on the CEC, has a witch face:

https://tinyurl.com/5f68x2wd
Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (kX27y)



She truly believes it's her duty to control every aspect of your life. F*cking LOOK at her. She thinks you're shit and she MUST control you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:26 PM (2YhKe)

199 And now this? This was obviously coordinated. They will never ever ever ever ever stop fucking the Epstein pig.

The Blade, he knows things. Trust The Blade.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

It's dead. Fetch is not going to happen.

What I suspect soon is another bomb on the Dems, and that is foreign interference and cheating in our elections. Trump plays the long game too.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)

200
he did it
the crazy sonofabitch did it

https://tinyurl.com/ynpzcwxk

Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 03:26 PM (ZxPkt)

201 From Pedd State to Cocaine U in around a decade. Huh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

202 Did not expect a guy with a really good Mafia name busted for organizing a coke ring to look like Buddy Holly.

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 18, 2026 03:27 PM (3/XaG)

203 Biden White House Advisors Dubbed Themselves 'Politburo'
Last updated
Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 03:02 PM (ZxPkt)

But Democrats are totes afraid of some socialist radicals!!

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 03:27 PM (+rw6l)

204 Oh man, I had Walther! That beer tasted like what you paid for it. But being a poor then, I still drank it.

Nothing wrong with a "value beer". I still drink Natural Light. Its just beer. And besides, I like that they went back to the old style can. It looks like a damn beer ought to look.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:27 PM (f7Poz)

205 Frats make a lot of sense because many own their own frathouses and thus are largely immune from college oversight. Shit can happen in a frathouse basement that ain't nobody ever gonna find out about.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Wow, you totally made that sound gay.

Posted by: Memories? at August 18, 2026 03:27 PM (anL5R)

206 Nah. They're white.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 02:52 PM (PGK1w)

Exactly. Why are we talking about this? Chuck them in jail for 30 years. Course, if i'm a white rich kid looking down the barrel of a coke charge in my last year in college, i'm showing up to court in a party city wig and cocktail dress 2 sizes too small and demand a mistrial because my name is Crystal Ballz and the guy that sold the coke is dead! And dead naming is a crime! Hah!

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2026 03:28 PM (6+ehB)

207 Frats make a lot of sense because many own their own frathouses and thus are largely immune from college oversight. Shit can happen in a frathouse basement that ain't nobody ever gonna find out about.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Yea, but if you're running a criminal enterprise with lots of cash, just seems really stupid to have lots of civilians circulating around. I feel like any other college, it would get around quick if pledges were bagging cocaine.

Find some offsite apartment or office space.
Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:23 PM (eIzlH)
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I'm sure lotsa people on campus knew about it. Just like when I was in college, everyone knew which frats were most generous with the booze and drugs, which sorority sisters were most generous with their pussies, etc.

I'll bet this was an open secret on campus. I mean, with the amounts of coke reportedly recovered -- pounds of it -- it seems like these frats were supplying everyone on campus.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

208 That dude in the lower photo got crooked ears. Looks weird.

Posted by: Case at August 18, 2026 03:28 PM (VrYHL)

209 Kolchak’s hat was practically a character in its own right on that show.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

210 200 Yes, I think it's crazy.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

211 What I suspect soon is another bomb on the Dems, and that is foreign interference and cheating in our elections. Trump plays the long game too.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)

Commie theater in NYC is gonna be terribly bad optics for the party. Especially with some factions in the city government doing passive resistance. It was funny when the city police refused to staff security for his wife's junket to Palestine.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:29 PM (uhVAy)

212 BTW - Somebody better warn Bryson Dechambeau

His new Canadian girlfriend is cray cray but also unbelievably hot.

He's doomed.

Posted by: Its a problem, but not one I have at August 18, 2026 03:29 PM (anL5R)

213 Walther beer. Out of Colorado, IIRC. $0.99/six-pack.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM


Walther rifles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Walther beer

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:30 PM (LQKAS)

214 Called by Peter Turchik (and probably some others) as "the overproduction of Elites".
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Yep. John Updike and whatshisname Irving like to have dystopian novels about suburbia. They would have been better served by writing them about DC. Same for the far better Tom Wolfe. Hunter Thompson approached it in Fear and Loathing but never spent much time in DC to understand its culture and how that affected who ran the political machines for the Dems and GOP.

Blowing hoboes in teh alley is more honest work than the virtual blow jobs that staffers have to do to service big political donors, their own tin pot dictator in office, and connected assholes in DC beltway.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:30 PM (E4rtv)

215 Frats make a lot of sense because many own their own frathouses and thus are largely immune from college oversight. Shit can happen in a frathouse basement that ain't nobody ever gonna find out about.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Wow, you totally made that sound gay.
Posted by: Memories? at August 18, 2026 03:27 PM (anL5R)
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It is. I never joined a frat because it sounded very gay. And the hazing almost always involved getting naked in front of other dudes. Not my thing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

216 I know a LOT of people who work under the table!
Posted by: Black Orchid
.......

Somebody's gotta clean all the old bubble gum off.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2026 03:31 PM (UjdFS)

217 Oh man, I had Walther! That beer tasted like what you paid for it. But being a poor then, I still drank it.

Nothing wrong with a "value beer". I still drink Natural Light. Its just beer. And besides, I like that they went back to the old style can. It looks like a damn beer ought to look.
Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:27 PM (f7Poz)

When I was in St Louis there were 'generic' and off brand beers that were just rejects or oversupplies of the various big beer companies in towns. They could be pretty good if you were lucky.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

218 >> lot of drug overdoses involve multiple types of drugs, so it isn't that cocaine is the sole culprit in all those deaths, but that particular drug had really picked up again from the mid-10s to mid-20s.


I've read that this is how people OD on fentanyl.
Fentanyl is added to most street drugs, so someone like that "The Wire" who is used to taking drugs, especially mixing them, unknowingly takes several fentanyl-laced substances (like coke and something else) and dies.
They never intentionally took fentanyl, but manage to OD via other drugs.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 03:31 PM (X8xt3)

219 Makes sense, all the apostles but Paul would have been Jewish.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:21 PM


Who wants to tell him?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:31 PM (LQKAS)

220
What I suspect soon is another bomb on the Dems, and that is foreign interference and cheating in our elections. Trump plays the long game too.
Posted by: whig

===================

You mean something that has NOT slipped through the Statute of Limitations?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 03:32 PM (XJ22o)

221 Commie theater in NYC is gonna be terribly bad optics for the party. Especially with some factions in the city government doing passive resistance. It was funny when the city police refused to staff security for his wife's junket to Palestine.
Posted by: Oldcat

Duncepack is a problem for the GOP, so many stupid Democrats in office or as candidates, it begins to blur which dumb sociopath are the Dems pushing this time.

I hope the money that the GOP has hoarded until now is spent on plenty of grapeshot.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:32 PM (E4rtv)

222 Commie theater in NYC is gonna be terribly bad optics for the party. Especially with some factions in the city government doing passive resistance. It was funny when the city police refused to staff security for his wife's junket to Palestine.

I bitch plenty about Trump - so I'll give credit where due. He doesn't play that stupid Republican game where he won't "lower himself" into getting into the ugly details of exactly how miserable the DNC behaves. Oh no - not The Donald. He gets right down there in the muck.

Which is necessary. Good on him. Its work that has to be done.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:32 PM (f7Poz)

223 It is. I never joined a frat because it sounded very gay. And the hazing almost always involved getting naked in front of other dudes. Not my thing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

My first college roomie was a Jewish guy working to getting into the appropriate frat. Heard a lot of the silly stuff, seemed like a lot of effort for nothing to me.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:32 PM (uhVAy)

224
Then people might wonder about your foot traffic and supply drops.
Posted by: Oldcat

==

There's somebody in my office building that runs a drop shipping company that are medical supplies. Young people. In and out all the time, lots of thins being brought in and out, etc.

I would not be the wiser if it was drugs.

Just seems way smarter than having an open secret cocaine operation in a frat house and having random people involved, Which is why this got busted.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:33 PM (eIzlH)

225 When I was in St Louis there were 'generic' and off brand beers that were just rejects or oversupplies of the various big beer companies in towns. They could be pretty good if you were lucky.

I truly believe Milwaukee's Best is just over-runs of Miller Lite. They taste the same to me.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:34 PM (f7Poz)

226 And the hazing almost always involved getting naked in front of other dudes. Not my thing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Granted this is based on a sample population of . . uh . . . me, but I think you may need to back away from 'almost always.'

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 18, 2026 03:34 PM (tToWO)

227 It's funny how debilitating, habit-forming, addictive, destructive behavior is ALWAYS advertised as freedom.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 18, 2026 03:12 PM (mkw2N)
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Because it is "freedom". The outcome of freedom is not de facto a good.

Consider the pistons in a car engine cylinder. "Degrees of freedom" is not a very good thing.

The classic tale of a certain choice in a certain garden, because they physically could, should illustrate this concept to us.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

228 Considering the dude is a Democrat appointed judge, doubtful. I think the public has moved on.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)


The batteries in your sarcasm detector may be dead.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)

229 Lambda! Lambda! Lambda!

Posted by: Lex at August 18, 2026 03:34 PM (+ScOG)

230 Penn State should have been burned to the ground and the ground salted after their feetball coaches raped all those boys while Joe Pa slept.

Posted by: Nittany Pederasts at August 18, 2026 03:35 PM (9WAJE)

231 I know a LOT of people who work under the table!

Posted by: Black Orchid
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Wait. Forgot my sock.

Posted by: Kamala at August 18, 2026 03:35 PM (Fi81e)

232 I have heard the phrase “ the champagne of bottle beers” which one was that?

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM (Gqar8)

233 220
What I suspect soon is another bomb on the Dems, and that is foreign interference and cheating in our elections. Trump plays the long game too.
Posted by: whig

===================

You mean something that has NOT slipped through the Statute of Limitations?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

No, I mean possibly declaring a national emergency over it and overriding courts and the states on election procedures. It would be crossing the Rubicon so I don't know if Trump will pull the trigger but I think from his earlier more mild statement, he just might do it.

Same as declaring the ballroom a military installation and massive security risk. Trump also quietly militarized the Southern Border including a key AZ Indian Reservation that had served as an open door for cartel and immigrant smuggling. Shut. And we are in an on and off again shooting war with Iran. So we shall see what happens.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM (E4rtv)

234 Suddenly "Happy Valley" whiteout games takes on a whole new meaning. Hopefully they weren't "diddling" little boys...

Posted by: pahound at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM (AjR4+)

235 Um, why'd ya have to arrest the cocaine guy?

Posted by: Candace "Snowens" at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM (Y/u0P)

236 Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of newsrooms and I tell you people do that all the time.

*Wipes away tears with wads of $100 bills*

Posted by: Randall Lane at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM (V362x)

237 I truly believe Milwaukee's Best is just over-runs of Miller Lite. They taste the same to me.
Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:34 PM (f7Poz)

Red, White and Blue is just Pabst Blue Ribbon

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

238 It is. I never joined a frat because it sounded very gay. And the hazing almost always involved getting naked in front of other dudes. Not my thing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

My first college roomie was a Jewish guy working to getting into the appropriate frat. Heard a lot of the silly stuff, seemed like a lot of effort for nothing to me.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:32 PM (uhVAy)
______

Joining a frat -- especially in rural PA where I went to college -- opened a lot of doors to party and girl opportunities, with the hope that the frat "network" would help you later professionally.

But I had already been partying in NYC clubs by the time I went to college, and was already beyond macking on drunk college girls. So what did I care about the rural PA frat scene?

I did have some buddies in one of the more popular frats, so I can't say I blew off the the frat party and girl scene completely.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

239 I have heard the phrase “ the champagne of bottle beers” which one was that?
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM


Wasn't that Miller High Life?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:37 PM (LQKAS)

240 Um, why'd ya have to arrest the cocaine guy?
Posted by: Candace "Snowens" at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM (Y/u0P)

Now way she does coke, OD for sure with those nozzles.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

241
The batteries in your sarcasm detector may be dead.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Irony and sarcasm is dead here, Kemosabe. Expired by overuse.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:37 PM (E4rtv)

242 230 Yep. I read the Freeh Report. Demonic stuff going on there.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

243 I have heard the phrase “ the champagne of bottle beers” which one was that?
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM

Wasn't that Miller High Life?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:37 PM (LQKAS)

that's why they had clear glass instead of green or brown glass.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

244 frat/sorority family here...

I'm surrounded by GDIs on this site!

damn!

btw no nudity reported I just canvassed the guys

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:38 PM (j+aD2)

245 Penn State should have been burned to the ground and the ground salted after their feetball coaches raped all those boys while Joe Pa slept.
Posted by: Nittany Pederasts at August 18, 2026 03:35 PM (9WAJE)



Agreed.

Instead, they lost a few scholarships and 2 bowl games.

Whooptydo.......they F*CKED KIDS for DECADES.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:38 PM (2YhKe)

246 "No, I mean possibly declaring a national emergency over it and overriding courts and the states on election procedures."

The left has been predicting for months he'd do that. Does he really want to do it?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

247 Lane should try the autistic defense.

Posted by: PG at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (qln0f)

248 Enjoyed my time in a fraternity. Never got naked in front of other dudes or had anything stuck in my fartclam.

Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (oqH4h)

249 Agostino Abbatiello surrendered himself

Accounting major. He'd be an interesting TA to have had.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (Cuw0G)

250 I have heard the phrase “ the champagne of bottle beers” which one was that?
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:36 PM

Wasn't that Miller High Life?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:37 PM (LQKAS)



It was simply "The Champaign of Beers."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (2YhKe)

251 223 It is. I never joined a frat because it sounded very gay. And the hazing almost always involved getting naked in front of other dudes. Not my thing.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

My first college roomie was a Jewish guy working to getting into the appropriate frat. Heard a lot of the silly stuff, seemed like a lot of effort for nothing to me.
Posted by: Oldcat
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All about networking for the future and trying to have a social life. Fine for those that joined, fine for those that did not. No big deal.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

252 Still is, by the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (2YhKe)

253 especially in rural PA where I went to college -

hmm where was this where was this

let me guess

Dickinson?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (j+aD2)

254 There is nothing in our Founding Documents that includes freedom from consequences.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)

255 Hat makes dude look like Leo from "Get Shorty."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (NYInA)

256 248 Enjoyed my time in a fraternity. Never got naked in front of other dudes or had anything stuck in my fartclam.

Posted by: ballistic
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Ah, but did you have to say, "Thank You Sir, May I have Another?"

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:40 PM (E4rtv)

257 I truly believe Milwaukee's Best is just over-runs of Miller Lite. They taste the same to me.

Posted by: Howdy at August 18, 2026 03:34 PM (f7Poz)
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What they ring out of the mop after it runs over.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)

258 All about networking for the future and trying to have a social life. Fine for those that joined, fine for those that did not. No big deal.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

All alien stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)

259 It was simply "The Champaign of Beers."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM


You are correct, sir. Never drank it, though. The RMBS Dad liked to brew, so my taste buds got spoiled by the good stuff early on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:40 PM (LQKAS)

260 Hat makes dude look like Leo from "Get Shorty."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (NYInA)



Did Leo look like a cumgargling fag?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:41 PM (2YhKe)

261 She truly believes it's her duty to control every aspect of your life. F*cking LOOK at her. She thinks you're shit and she MUST control you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:26 PM (2YhKe)
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Yup, I went on her wiki and she has a very long, very controlling history. She's 72, I thought she looked older than that.

Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 03:41 PM (kX27y)

262
You are correct, sir. Never drank it, though. The RMBS Dad liked to brew, so my taste buds got spoiled by the good stuff early on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:40 PM (LQKAS)



Drank it early on, before MGD came out. It wasn't all that bad, honestly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:41 PM (2YhKe)

263 Okay I unlazied for a moment. Miller High Life ( that’s a name?) is, indeed, “ THE champagne of bottled beers, according to the netz. Apparently not the champagne of draft beers, though.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:42 PM (Gqar8)

264 Before and after pictures of Ceuta. The third world can happen within a week.

https://tinyurl.com/4zbhx5y5

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 03:42 PM (n5tGW)

265 There is nothing in our Founding Documents that includes freedom from consequences.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)
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But that was the freedom the liberals started to covet most of all, before it became full-blown leftism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:42 PM (Fi81e)

266 "No, I mean possibly declaring a national emergency over it and overriding courts and the states on election procedures."

The left has been predicting for months he'd do that. Does he really want to do it?
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

Just plunking a bunch of agents with some backup in the bad areas will likely ruin the Dem's need to produce 440 million fake votes to come out on top.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:42 PM (uhVAy)

267 Drank it early on, before MGD came out. It wasn't all that bad, honestly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:41 PM


Fair enough. I'll cop to having drunk Busch in college when that was the only thing we had. Granted, I was pretty drunk at the time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (LQKAS)

268 All about networking for the future and trying to have a social life. Fine for those that joined, fine for those that did not. No big deal.
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the naked elephant walk bothers some guys more than others I guess. . .

Posted by: Raised Eyebrow at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (anL5R)

269 Dude went to the Max Boot School of buying hats that make you look like a total faggot.

Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (oqH4h)

270 especially in rural PA where I went to college -

hmm where was this where was this

let me guess

Dickinson?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (j+aD2)

It was one of the below:

Penn State
Bucknell
Susquehanna

Well, not Susquehanna -- but I spent quite a few weekends there. They were well known of having hot and very generous girls.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

271 There is nothing in our Founding Documents that includes freedom from consequences.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)
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But if the elites have shown us anything, some people can be free from consequences.

If they have the right connections.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)

272 Before and after pictures of Ceuta. The third world can happen within a week.

https://tinyurl.com/4zbhx5y5
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 03:42 PM (n5tGW)



Set it ablaze.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (2YhKe)

273 Dude went to the Max Boot School of buying hats that make you look like a total faggot.
Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM


Valedictorian.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (LQKAS)

274 omg Elric you went to FuckHell and did NOT pledge a frat?

ok that's impressive

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (j+aD2)

275 The left has been predicting for months he'd do that. Does he really want to do it?
Posted by: gp

None of us know what hand Trump has nor the evidence--someone like Chavez spilling the beans on cheating by Smartmatic and thus Dominion which licensed Smartmatic's software would put the cat among the pigeons.

Trump has been pretty good about OpSec this term rather than his first. But I think he is putting the pressure on Scotus to cram the states filled with fake registrations to kill the Dem judges injunctions forbidding the Feds from cleansing them. If those fake voter registrations go away, so does a big margin of fraud that the left can deploy easily. Not enough time to rack up a big new list.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

276 What is that rats nest on his head???

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2026 03:44 PM (q177U)

277 272 Before and after pictures of Ceuta. The third world can happen within a week.

https://tinyurl.com/4zbhx5y5
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Great ad material there for those that dare to use it.

Like seeing history come to life over sacking of cities by invaders.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

278 Think I read that Falstaff beer went out of business. Always liked that name. Falstaff. Name a beer after a Shakespeare character.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:45 PM (Gqar8)

279 But if the elites have shown us anything, some people can be free from consequences.

If they have the right connections.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)

That's always been true which is why saner societies said they had to stand up exposed in battle and inspire us all being brave to get some of them shot.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

280 Agreed.

Instead, they lost a few scholarships and 2 bowl games.

Whooptydo.......they F*CKED KIDS for DECADES.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

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The NCAA is in the business of levying fines. Sweet sweet organization-funding fines.

PSU was a criminal matter, so no fines

So the NCAA ran away

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 18, 2026 03:45 PM (tToWO)

281
Fair enough. I'll cop to having drunk Busch in college when that was the only thing we had. Granted, I was pretty drunk at the time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (LQKAS)



Was at a good friend's house celebrating one of his daughter's achievements a while back. They had Busch Light, then the daughter went to the store and picked up straight Busch. I drank it......we went home. I wasn't really even buzzed, but walked into the house.......hit the toilet and made Buicks for the next 15 minutes........

Won't be touching that stuff again any time soon......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:45 PM (2YhKe)

282 Busch. They have a nice garden in Florida.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (Gqar8)

283 "But I think he is putting the pressure on Scotus to cram the states filled with fake registrations to kill the Dem judges injunctions forbidding the Feds from cleansing them."

Does he currently have a case like that before SCOTUS?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

284 The coolest college in PA was Slippery Rock.

Is it still around?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

285 All alien stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Some join the military for the same reasons or really any other group. Few people like to actually be alone.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (E4rtv)

286 Great ad material there for those that dare to use it.

Like seeing history come to life over sacking of cities by invaders.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)



NO one will use it and Big Media will never show it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (2YhKe)

287 It was simply "The Champaign of Beers."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:39 PM

You are correct, sir. Never drank it, though. The RMBS Dad liked to brew, so my taste buds got spoiled by the good stuff early on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 03:40 PM (LQKAS)
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The original ads for Miller Beer was "The Champagne of Bottled Beers", but it was shortened to "The Champagne of Beers" after WWII because Miller started shipping the brew in steel, then aluminum cans.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (rj6Yv)

288 Old Milwelfare

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 03:47 PM (iyblN)

289 hit the toilet and made Buicks for the next 15 minutes........
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next to the dictionary entry for "TMI"

Posted by: thanks. thanks a lot. at August 18, 2026 03:47 PM (anL5R)

290 The coolest college in PA was Slippery Rock.

Is it still around?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

it is a state school so yeah.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

291 In college I was dirt poor so mostly drank:

Milwaukee's Best (which we called the "Beast")
Old Milwaukee (which we called "Old Swill")
Busch (although this was more expensive so I rarely had it)

IIRC, the Beast wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

292 Beer in steel cans. Hmmmm.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (Gqar8)

293 Trump has been pretty good about OpSec this term rather than his first. But I think he is putting the pressure on Scotus to cram the states filled with fake registrations to kill the Dem judges injunctions forbidding the Feds from cleansing them. If those fake voter registrations go away, so does a big margin of fraud that the left can deploy easily. Not enough time to rack up a big new list.
Posted by: whig

===

I firmly believe massive fraud occurs in our election system. What's disappointing is there's not the smoking gun type stuff being uncovered on the scale I think is going on. Like the closest thing I can think of was a small story in CA where a large amount of blank ballots was found in a criminal's car.

I wish someone like Musk would put bounties on this, like $5 million if you can show proof of manufacturing fraudulent votes.

There has to be lots of people involved that would rat someone out for a lot of money.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (eIzlH)

294 284 The coolest college in PA was Slippery Rock.


sure ... why is it cool?

it's pretty I guess

the coolest college here .. tough one

I would vote for Swarthmore

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (j+aD2)

295 133 He graduated two years ago. He was still running the coke to the campus, supposedly pounds at a time.
___

He was redshirted.

Posted by: Cocaine University at August 18, 2026 03:49 PM (qUkBO)

296 Beer in steel cans. Hmmmm.
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (Gqar

those had the seams on the side made them hard to crush.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)

297 Broke-ass college kid beer of choice for me and my buddies was always Natural Light.

Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h)

298 Beer in steel cans. Hmmmm.
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (Gqar



I got into a trend of crushing aluminum cans off my forehead. Someone slipped in one of those Steel City beers which was in the Steel can.

Before I noticed it, I was lying on the floor with a big ring on my forehead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)

299 Does he currently have a case like that before SCOTUS?
Posted by: gp
========
Yes, DoJ has multiple lawsuits demanding states under the Voting Rights Act give unredacted lists of voters so that the Feds can compare and find ineligible voters like illegals or dead people. And then there is the whole mail in ballot torpedo aimed Dems which has Elias and co suing to stop the USPS from only allowing mail to used by real verifiable voters--no more ballots sent to empty lots and ballots must use a trackable USPS envelop so receipt and sending times and dates are recorded.

Then there are ongoing investigations into voter fraud, the Deep State shuffle down in S. Florida involving the attempted Dem and Rino Coup in 2016, etc. etc.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)

300 Beast was strictly to be funneled. Truly foul.

Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2026 03:51 PM (oqH4h)

301 296 Beer in steel cans. Hmmmm.
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (Gqar

those had the seams on the side made them hard to crush.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:49 PM (uhVAy)

Guess it’s no weirder than vodka or bourbon in plastic jugs.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 03:51 PM (Gqar8)

302
He was redshirted.
Posted by: Cocaine University at August 18, 2026 03:49 PM (qUkBO)



It works for running backs who beat the shit out of their girlfriends........

Posted by: Bob Stoops at August 18, 2026 03:51 PM (2YhKe)

303 But if the elites have shown us anything, some people can be free from consequences.

If they have the right connections.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e)

That's always been true which is why saner societies said they had to stand up exposed in battle and inspire us all being brave to get some of them shot.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)
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But that is freedom: the availability to choose a course you have the power/capability to choose.

Thus, paraplegics don't have a "freedom to get up and walk", many of the rest of us do.

This is my shot against Ayn Rand. Freedom is not thematically consistent, so if I can do it, have the brains and the means to manage it, I can take another person wholly captive. Especially if I can evade the law.

The "freedom" of "degrees of freedom" has no consideration for consistency.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)

304 299 Thanks so much, whig!

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

305 Nood. That Michigan guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 03:51 PM (ExV1e)

306 nood

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (Jr5Lq)

307 Speaking of Lefties and the Law, Jill Stein just had a warrant issued for her arrest. Trespassing and assault on a police officer.


Remember her? Trotsky to Bernie's Stalin an election cycle or two ago.

The difference between her and "Doctor" Jill Biden is that Stein is an actual MD... Haaavard Medical School, no less, and she's old enough that it still meant something.

Too bad she went batshit crazy somewhere along the way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (IG3/x)

308 I got into a trend of crushing aluminum cans off my forehead. Someone slipped in one of those Steel City beers which was in the Steel can.

Before I noticed it, I was lying on the floor with a big ring on my forehead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)

Was a Rockford Files episode where Rockford's acquaintance from prison, played by Isaac Hayes, crushes a beer can to show his toughness and Rockford tells him with the Aluminum cans anyone can do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (uhVAy)

309 I firmly believe massive fraud occurs in our election system. What's disappointing is there's not the smoking gun type stuff being uncovered on the scale I think is going on. Like the closest thing I can think of was a small story in CA where a large amount of blank ballots was found in a criminal's car.

I wish someone like Musk would put bounties on this, like $5 million if you can show proof of manufacturing fraudulent votes.

There has to be lots of people involved that would rat someone out for a lot of money.
Posted by: Leupold

The evidence is there but people ignored it as did courts using the standing rule. That the amount of fraud proven could not be shown to have caused defeat of the candidate. That standing ruling has now been overturned btw by Scotus in a little reported case last term.

Candidates now have standing to challenge rules, counting, etc. from teh get go, not to wait until after being cheated and their votes discarded. This is going to affect the Dem big cheat areas used to running things their own way.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)

310 290 The coolest college in PA was Slippery Rock.

Is it still around?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

it is a state school so yeah.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)
______________________

There is a college in Turkey called "Batman University." It's in the Batman Province (which is a real thing). The capital of the Batman Province is called Batman. And it sits along the Batman River.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 03:53 PM (dIske)

311 "I wish someone like Musk would put bounties on this, like $5 million if you can show proof of manufacturing fraudulent votes."

Can DOJ, or state election offices, offer such bounties?

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 03:54 PM (Jr5Lq)

312 U. of Michigan had a thing for Slippery Rock. At Michigan football games, they’d announce that week’s final score of the Slippery Rock game, and the crowd would either cheer if SR had won, or boo if they had lost.

And, in 1979, SR played Shippensburg in Michigan Stadium when Michigan had an away game. My Dad and I went to see it. I forget who won.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

313 You know who else was redshirted?

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 03:55 PM (+rw6l)

314 "she was so promising, so full of potential, but once she got hooked on that drug she was a slave to it"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---

She was on the D. Letterman show before she was a teen.
She's been in the business a long time.
One of the Baldwin brothers featured in an X, 'who set her up in the boat with the old rocker? They all did.'
I'll try to find it.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 04:07 PM (Cq/ve)

315 429 Too Many Requests

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 04:17 PM (Cq/ve)

Prepare for a Non-Shock: Staffer for Rejected Liberal RINO John Cornyn Joins James Talarico Campaign

They spend years lying to us about being conservative, and after we eject them, they confirm that we were right all along.


James Talarico Poaches Cornyn Staffer

Poaches? I suspect this traitor went running to his real political allies.


Cross-party hires are rare, but the move could show the Senate Democratic campaign is hoping to reach out to Republicans in reliably red Texas.


Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico's campaign hired a staffer from Republican Sen. John Cornyn, NOTUS has learned.

Jacob Smith, who worked for Cornyn for five years as a deputy legislative director and policy adviser, is taking on the role of deputy policy director for Talarico's campaign.

"I've worked for Republicans like Senator Cornyn my entire career, but this year I'm proud to be joining James Talarico's campaign," Smith confirmed in a statement through the Talarico campaign. "Instead of playing partisan politics, Talarico speaks to the needs of everyday people who day in and day out work too hard for too little. In the Senate, James will fight to lower costs for all 31 million Texans, whether they're Republicans, Democrats, or independents, so that Texans of all ages have a fighting chance at the American Dream of starting a family, owning a home, and leaving a little behind for their children."

Smith also took aim at the GOP nominee, adding, "Ken Paxton is the most corrupt, self-dealing politician in Texas who would sell their futures to the highest contributor just to hold onto power. I'm encouraging all my fellow Republicans who know Ken Paxton is unfit to serve in the Senate to finally hold him accountable at the ballot box."

Smith previously worked on the House Science Committee for Rep. Frank Lucas (R-Oklahoma) and was a legislative aide for Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Mississippi).

When contacted for comment, a Cornyn spokesperson directed NOTUS to remarks the senator has made repeatedly in recent months where he's said he will "support the Republican ticket" in the fall.

Sure, sure.

Thanks to Buck Throckmorton.

Update:


Townhall.com
@townhallcom

JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."

So conservative.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:34 PM




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1 I'm not shocked.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:33 PM (ExV1e)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (NcvvS)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

4 I wonder if Cornyn gave him a reference.

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (2Xqig)

5 Knock me over with a bulldozer!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (Fi81e)

6 "Poaches." Is that what they're call it these days?

Posted by: Chris Hansen at August 18, 2026 01:35 PM (wGerL)

7 Naturally. Birds of a feather and all like that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 01:35 PM (wVcYX)

8 Cross-party hires are rare, but the move could show the Senate Democratic campaign is hoping to reach out to Republicans in reliably red Texas.

But only the sort of Republican whose been rejected by Republicans in reliably red Texas.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

9
*** scrambles around for not-shocked face ***

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:35 PM (Fi81e)

10 yup, non-shocking to the max.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 01:36 PM (VyBeY)

11 The only reasons Cornyn was in office as long as he was is because
a) The Democrat opponent was always way worse;
b) The Texas GOP made dang sure that Cornyn never had a serious primary contender.

But the Texas GOP was unable to keep Paxton off the ballot, so Cornyn lost the primary. And he is still pissed about that.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 18, 2026 01:36 PM (bufu1)

12
These staffers are whores anyway. Lacking any morals or principles, they'll attach themselves like a remora to any passing shark.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 01:36 PM (O0L8i)

13 >>"I've worked for Republicans like Senator Cornyn my entire career"

Yes, we know.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 01:36 PM (NcvvS)

14 So.....

All according to Cornyn's inner circle, the things Paxton voters said about Cornyn and his inner circle are.... true.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 01:36 PM (PGK1w)

15
He just discovered he's gay.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:36 PM (Fi81e)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)

17 I always love the perpetual refrain of the politician during election season.

"I'm fighting for lower costs!"

Okay; so how come we're here now, with costs and expenses as they are and yet, costs are still going up? What is it you'd say you've been doing so far?

Posted by: Gaff at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (EqzMw)

18 Any bets on whether Cornyn will also jump parties after the election?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (bufu1)

19 Is Talarico going to win?

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)

20 Talarico has pedo eyes. And secret sex lips.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (amcLV)

21 Smith also took aim at the GOP nominee, adding, "Ken Paxton is the most corrupt, self-dealing politician in Texas who would sell their futures to the highest contributor just to hold onto power. I'm encouraging all my fellow Republicans who know Ken Paxton is unfit to serve in the Senate to finally hold him accountable at the ballot box."

How much money did John Cornyn spend to try and hold on to power? And how much time did he spend trying to get SAVE passed, which would have allowed him to hold on to power?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)

22 Uniparty gonna uniparty

Posted by: Bete at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (LX4y3)

23
Cross-party hires are rare, but the move could show the Senate Democratic campaign is hoping to reach out to Republicans in reliably red Texas.



RINO ass fired by electorate.
RINO ass staffer jumps to Dem party.

Dem party thinks electorate will switch, following RINO ass.


Um.......yeah, about that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)

24 " I'm encouraging all my fellow Republicans who know Ken Paxton is unfit to serve in the Senate to finally hold him accountable at the ballot box."

Good luck with that, as Paxton's won state office several times even with all the nonsense thrown at him.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 18, 2026 01:38 PM (lNxD2)

25 I heard that the staffer also took with him the gun grabbing legislation draft he wrote for Cornyn that cost him his seat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2026 01:38 PM (hnUsy)

26
Man, he feels like a woman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:38 PM (Fi81e)

27 Is Talarico going to win?
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)



Only if R's do R things and stay the f*ck home on election day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)

28 "I'm encouraging all my fellow Republicans who know Ken Paxton is unfit to serve in the Senate to finally hold him accountable at the ballot box." - Jacob Smith

Sport, youze ain't my fellow Republican.

My inner Yosemite Sam says, "You ornery, flea-bitten sidewinder! If you don’t skedaddle, I’ll blast ya to smithereens!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (wVcYX)

29 Eh. Jacob Smith is just a whore who goes wherever the money is. Cornyn is a dead end. So Smith's gotta make his filthy lucre somewhere.

If someone else paid more for his "services" than this weirdo freakazoid, Smith woulda gone there.

I'm sure Smith's policy positions suck balls too. But then that's good for us. Let him go "help" this weirdo lose the election badly.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

30 Why do I suspect that the policies Smith advocates for will be very similar to those he advocated for with Cornyn? How many other "R" senators and congresscritters have crypto-leftists advising them on policy?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (lFFaq)

31 Sounds like a guy (?) who knows he can't make it in the private sector, so like a remora, he just swaps hosts. It's a living, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (1z8ji)

32 Cross-party hires are rare, but the move could show the Senate Democratic campaign is hoping to reach out to Republicans in reliably red Texas.

I was watching either a Bulwark podcast or Pod Save America....no difference, because it was people from both shows (former Bush and Obama staffers) talking, and the Bush staffers very much sounded like they didn't like (or care about) conservative policy goals...it was just a job, trying to help a client (Bush) win. In a way, it was nice because it sounded very mercenary/mafia (nothing personal, just business), but ultimately I think you expose yourself to risk, especially in the future, if you hire people to help discuss critical strategy stuff that don't believe it, and could jump ship to the enemy later.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (THJS/)

33 Paxton is so bad that he beat Cornyn statewide in the largest Republican primary win in Texas for decades.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2026 01:40 PM (hnUsy)

34 Thanks for confirming what we knew about Cornyn all along. This is the standard playbook for frauds who were kicked out of office by the voters. Wear the Democrat nominee like a skin suit, and make sure everyone “knows” that beating the Republican pretender at the ballot box is a futile endeavor.

Except this time, Paxton is going to win and Cornyn will be shitting his prime rib in a diaper by next fall.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 01:40 PM (+ffGB)

35 If Texas elects Talarico, I vote that we let them secede and be an independent nation again, because they would be unwanted as a state in our union. Get out. Govern yourselves the way you want. Maybe Mexico would admit you as Chihuahua Norte.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:40 PM (Av6i5)

36 "Ken Paxton is the most corrupt, self-dealing politician in Texas who would sell their futures to the highest contributor just to hold onto power."
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That's how you know the most trustworthy people in DC. The staffers of long-time con artists tell you they are the "most corrupt" or "dangerous".

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:40 PM (Fi81e)

37 Texas never stopped being a republic.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (+ffGB)

38
Hey, his Republican principles demanded he find work.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (Y8DZL)

39 Is Talarico going to win?
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)


Well, plenty of Texans have said, repeatedly, that he won't but folks keep up with the but, but, but, so... yes. Democrats will sweep every contest in November and, in fact, will never lose another electoral contest until the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

40 28 Count, you left out “galoot.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

41 Smith previously worked on the House Science Committee for Rep. Frank Lucas (R-Oklahoma) and was a legislative aide for Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Mississippi).

====

Who?
Who?
Who?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (JvZF+)

42 Smith also took aim at the GOP nominee, adding, "Ken Paxton is the most corrupt, self-dealing politician in Texas who would sell their futures to the highest contributor just to hold onto power. I'm encouraging all my fellow Republicans who know Ken Paxton is unfit to serve in the Senate to finally hold him accountable at the ballot box."


Paxton should sue the f*ck out of him. RIGHT now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (2YhKe)

43 I Googled Smith. He looks like you'd expect, powered by soy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (rp63B)

44 My inner Yosemite Sam says, "You ornery, flea-bitten sidewinder! If you don’t skedaddle, I’ll blast ya to smithereens!"
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (wVcYX)
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No hornswogglin', sidewindin', bushwhackin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishencutter!

Rerrit!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (amcLV)

45 Whose jobs are up for grabs?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (wxsGM)

46 Texas used to have Democrat Democrats and Republican Democrats.

Now we have Republican Republicans and Democrat Republicans.

Saves on election costs!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

47 >> Paxton is so bad that he beat Cornyn statewide in the largest Republican primary win in Texas for decades.

Yeah I don’t understand all the polls showing Talarico ahead. Who are they polling, newts?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (+ffGB)

48
Jacob Smith, who worked for Cornyn for five years as a deputy legislative director and policy adviser, is taking on the role of deputy policy director for Talarico's campaign.

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What policies would those be? Drag queens in elementary schools? Witchcraft? Open borders again?

Anyway, it's not just that Smith is an amoral weasel who needs a job. He has GOPe support for working against Paxton.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (azNOR)

49 Jacob Smith, who worked for Cornyn for five years as a deputy legislative director and policy adviser, is taking on the role of deputy policy director for Talarico's campaign.

One thing to notice here, this isn't an administrative or even GOTV staffer this is a policy staffer.

If you believe the claims made by Coryn he's mostly aligned with Paxton on policy. Talarico is an extreme leftist, so the only way this works is if...

CORYN WAS LYING

I know, I know we are all shocked

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

50 Paxton was tried.

The lawyers for the prosecution interviewed the FBI on their investigation and they said they came up with NO EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING WHATSOEVER.

The case was overwhelmingly NOT GUILTY. Acquitted. 100%.

They're f*cking lying about him.

He needs to sue. SUE LIKE THE WIND.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (2YhKe)

51 Cross-party hires are rare, but the move could show the Senate Democratic campaign is hoping to reach out to Republicans in reliably red Texas.
---
Because politics these days, as I observe it, is all about true-believism.

You can't be okay with the other side. I happen not to be, because the other side is so fucked in the head. But, potentially I can be civil with politics that conflict with mine--just not a power structure that wants me to lose.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (Fi81e)

52 DC is an incestuous cesspool.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (MWfyi)

53 Now that Jason Arday has gone to Carousel, who's next in line? We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:43 PM (Av6i5)

54 28 Count, you left out “galoot.”
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

That I did.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 01:43 PM (wVcYX)

55 So, blacks only vote fraudulently? None of their votes are real.

Now I could be convinced that many of the votes cast in those districts are fraudulent, since they are run by DNC lackeys who have had machines to encourage or generate turnout when needed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:43 PM (uhVAy)

56 The lawyers for the prosecution interviewed the FBI on their investigation and they said they came up with NO EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING WHATSOEVER.

The case was overwhelmingly NOT GUILTY. Acquitted. 100%.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (2YhKe)
---
Sounds like Trump.

He shouldn't visit New York.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

57 >>I heard that the staffer also took with him the gun grabbing legislation draft he wrote for Cornyn that cost him his seat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2026 01:38 PM

Probably the path to citizenship stuff, too.

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 01:43 PM (2Xqig)

58
Yeah I don’t understand all the polls showing Talarico ahead. Who are they polling, newts?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (+ffGB)



Those exiting construction zone port-a-potties.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:43 PM (2YhKe)

59 Jacob Smith may be less masculine than James Talarico if that is possible.

https://tinyurl.com/3vhh9yv8

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (wGerL)

60 Or I should say, politics is an incestuous cesspool.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (MWfyi)

61
Hilarious to see the left squawk about the Epstein files and corruption WITHOUT EVIDENCE!!!!

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (Y8DZL)

62 This is the kind of stuff the True Cons said Trump would do.

I know Trump doesn't read "super trustworthy" (maybe his most endearing quality as a nominal GOP, oddly enough). But instead he put it all on the line for a decade to try and stop the inexorable march of communism that had arrived within our shores.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (+rw6l)

63 I don't care what any of these people say, if you're going to fart, fart, you'll feel better.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (tvdD1)

64 OT: DJT posts a Truth labeling the Strait of Hormuz a 'NEW U.S. Territory.

I didn't believe it, but here's his Truth:
https://tinyurl.com/3r48cjpp

I oppose this idea.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (Jr5Lq)

65 Whose jobs are up for grabs?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (wxsGM)
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*raises hand*

Posted by: Kamala at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (Fi81e)

66 43 I Googled Smith. He looks like you'd expect, powered by soy
Posted by: Smell the Glove

"Soy". Riiiiight. That's what he's been injected with that made him such a bottom bitch...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (THJS/)

67 >> Paxton is so bad that he beat Cornyn statewide in the largest Republican primary win in Texas for decades.

Yeah I don’t understand all the polls showing Talarico ahead. Who are they polling, newts?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (+ffGB)

Great horny toads. And jackalopes.

Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (wVcYX)

68 I Googled Smith. He looks like you'd expect, powered by soy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (rp63B)
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So, not exactly Pecos Bill, eh?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (FZ29D)

69 WHAT A SHOCK!

I once served as a delegate for the Republican Convention back in Virginia.

Shortly afterward, I started getting LOTS of fundraising requests from Democrat campaigns.

My first thought was "these idiots, I worked for the other side!"

It was only after further reflection that I realized they probably get better than 50% response from targeting "Republican" delegates. I was the idiot who didn't realize how infiltrated the GOP was.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 01:45 PM (N1DT3)

70
Polls are no longer a way of reflecting public sentiment but a way of driving it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 01:45 PM (O0L8i)

71 Cross-party hires are rare, but the move could show the Senate Democratic campaign is hoping to reach out to Republicans in reliably red Texas.
---
Because politics these days, as I observe it, is all about true-believism.

You can't be okay with the other side. I happen not to be, because the other side is so fucked in the head. But, potentially I can be civil with politics that conflict with mine--just not a power structure that wants me to lose.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (Fi81e)

This is impossible in the current climate. Said GOP hire would have to toe the line on so many issues to remain in good graces that the utility of his views would vanish.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:45 PM (uhVAy)

72 I'm pleased to announce that Jacob "Scapegoat" Smith will be joining my election campaign staff.

Posted by: James Talarico at August 18, 2026 01:45 PM (i8+2Q)

73
Now that Jason Arday has gone to Carousel, who's next in line? We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.
Posted by: zombie

=================

Ooh, glad you asked again! Don't know if you saw my answer below-thread:

zombie, it's been a while since we've enjoyed your activism. Are you interested in things like plagiarism sniffing and cv investigation? If one dedicated individual simply starts the most cursory look at the top Black scholars in _____ Studies departments at top universities, armies of fraudsters will be found overnight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 01:46 PM (XJ22o)

74 My only salve with where I can see things clearly heading for 2027 is Trump knows exactly what this DNC-DSA op is, and where it's headed, likely well beyond what I can see.

And he is not going to let them ride roughshod over us and everything civilized people built for 250 years, or to take advantage of what he seemingly dismantled.

How any successor actually fights this snaky two pronged pincer attack from the Democrat Party is going to be something, but he is going to have to be made of twisted metal.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:46 PM (+rw6l)

75 Paxton hopefully takes this as a sign when he wins. Bring all your OWN staffers. Do NOT retain ANYTHING involving that shitbag Cornyn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)

76 30 Why do I suspect that the policies Smith advocates for will be very similar to those he advocated for with Cornyn? How many other "R" senators and congresscritters have crypto-leftists advising them on policy?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Thune for one. Basically staffers are there to exercise power and/or to get rich from teh K Street banditos. Senate legislative assistants, in particular, spend a lot of time with their Dem counterparts liaising with donor groups drafting uniparty legislation.

They have the faithfulness of a whore and I think this guy jumped because he wasn't going to retain his cushy job with Cornyn, is likely to get paid well by Talarico's campaign, and then will probably try to land in some lobbying firm for an interest group.

The good news is he is now toxic to the GOP officeholders being able to openly hire him as an aide , the bad news is there are bunch just like him as senior staffers for other aging toads sitting as GOP senators.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:46 PM (E4rtv)

77 Cross-party hires are rare

Except when the UniParty needs to say they hired cross-party to "reach out" to the other side.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 01:47 PM (Cuw0G)

78 JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."


Do you think he means God or god?

Posted by: Inogame at August 18, 2026 01:47 PM (53oGX)

79 >> Paxton is so bad that he beat Cornyn statewide in the largest Republican primary win in Texas for decades.

Yeah I don’t understand all the polls showing Talarico ahead. Who are they polling, newts?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (+ffGB)

Great horny toads. And jackalopes.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (wVcYX)

Well the most recent polls in WI had Chong or whoever up 20+ points and she lost.

It seems like the last 2 candidates they have run for Senate are there just to skim donations across the country into TX. They aren't to appeal to actual Txans, or win.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:47 PM (uhVAy)

80 I've said it before, but there are no elected Republicans in DC that read conservative media anywhere close to this site.
More of them will say David French represents the conservative view than this site.
And a lot of them still think National Review represents the thought leaders of the the base.
And that watching CNN and Fox News will give you both sides of the story.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2026 01:48 PM (3cUTc)

81 Yeah I don’t understand all the polls showing Talarico ahead. Who are they polling, newts?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 01:42 PM (+ffGB)

Great horny toads. And jackalopes.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (wVcYX)



I just came out that pollsters in California were running an 'experiment' on the Bass mayoral race and released a completely fake poll, just to see the reaction.

Yeah.....they've been doing that shit for DECADES, just didn't tell anyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:48 PM (2YhKe)

82 "Polling Company Collapses After Giving Francesca Hong a 23-Point Lead in a Race She Lost, Admits to ‘Bogus’ Data on LA Mayor Karen Bass"

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 01:48 PM (MWfyi)

83 "I'm fighting for lower costs!"

Uh-huh. "More money to secure our border!"

They are truly professionals when it applies to acting like they are merely powerless spectators in these atrocities.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 01:48 PM (Ewmxj)

84 JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."


Do you think he means God or god?
Posted by: Inogame at August 18, 2026 01:47 PM (53oGX)



Texas already REQUIRES ID to vote in federal elections, if not ALL elections.

I show ID everytime, regardless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:49 PM (2YhKe)

85 Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 01:45 PM (N1DT3)

I was a alternate delegate for our district convention in CO for 2008. Made me realize *I* was the RINO because I actually believed in the planks of the platform.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 18, 2026 01:49 PM (lFFaq)

86 "A major polling scandal rocks the Los Angeles mayoral race after a firm admits to fabricating poll results. Median Strategies created a fake poll showing Karen Bass leading. "

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 01:49 PM (MWfyi)

87 Paxton hopefully takes this as a sign when he wins. Bring all your OWN staffers. Do NOT retain ANYTHING involving that shitbag Cornyn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:46 PM (2YhKe)
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Like the Lord told the Israelites.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:49 PM (Fi81e)

88 With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."

God wants neighbors to vote without ID.? Blacks are too stupid to get ID? How patronizing!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (+hwtP)

89 Uhhh, it's not black people who are afraid of ICE showing up at polling stations. Just saying.

Posted by: pookysgirl, pointing out the obvious at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (Wt5PA)

90 An experiment to see if they can cheat even more blatantly.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (MWfyi)

91 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 01:46 PM (XJ22o)

Ha and speaking of something you apparently asked me yesterday, the DNC may give up some longtime members to "DSA" but they don't actually care. The tippy top of the Left has no friends, just conveniences. Everyone is expendable.

Think about it. Even in losing longtime members, what are they really giving up as a party if it allows them to amass more power? Or to pretend to suddenly be responsive to "young people" and "working people" instead of the elite? Big picture it and you can't miss it.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (+rw6l)

92 >>Jacob Smith, who worked for Cornyn for five years as a deputy legislative director and policy adviser, is taking on the role of deputy policy director for Talarico's campaign.

"I've worked for Republicans like Senator Cornyn my entire career, but this year I'm proud to be joining James Talarico's campaign," Smith confirmed


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS EXPLAINS WHY CORNRYN SUCKED AS A REPUBLICAN - HIS STAFFERS ARE DEMOCRATS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (X8xt3)

93 Uhhh, it's not black people who are afraid of ICE showing up at polling stations. Just saying.
Posted by: pookysgirl, pointing out the obvious at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (Wt5PA)



Only those that SHOULD fear ICE should be afraid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (2YhKe)

94
Both Talarico & Cornyn aid Smith share their love of Semen.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (OkYzo)

95 A name like Jacob ‘Big Jake’ Smith might inject some testerone into Telarico. Who knows?

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (LHPAg)

96 And he is not going to let them ride roughshod over us and everything civilized people built for 250 years, or to take advantage of what he seemingly dismantled.

How any successor actually fights this snaky two pronged pincer attack from the Democrat Party is going to be something, but he is going to have to be made of twisted metal.
Posted by: ...
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Watch for a possible national emergency declared before the elections start. Foreign interference in US elections and fraudulent voters on the lists in mostly blue states. I think that is Trump's Rubicon ripping the masks off of everyone including the courts.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (E4rtv)

97 White people are robbing our black neighbors is certain a take.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (+rw6l)

98 OT: DJT posts a Truth labeling the Strait of Hormuz a 'NEW U.S. Territory.

I didn't believe it, but here's his Truth:
https://tinyurl.com/3r48cjpp

I oppose this idea.
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (Jr5Lq)

Might as well call a spade a spade. Given the fecklessness of the rest of the world to patrolling the area it will be on our plate for a long time. Perhaps some day the day to day patrols can be taken over by Gulf state boats but the big stick will be ours.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (uhVAy)

99 How long has Jacob Smith been transitioning?

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (Fi81e)

100 >>Uhhh, it's not black people who are afraid of ICE showing up at polling stations. Just saying.


*eyes dart in all directions*

Posted by: Somalis at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (X8xt3)

101 I brought up the Sienna poll claiming Talarico is ahead, key points:

"Voters Favor Paxton on Border; Favor Talarico on Affordability, Iran, Water, Safety"

In the notes they say they contacted 619 likely TX voters in EN and ES and had 453 complete the entire survey. They claim their MOE is 5.5%

Interestingly Sienna did not poll the R primary.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

102 Admitting you're a democrat after working your entire career for RINO's..........

Priceless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (2YhKe)

103 Talarico is a serpent.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 18, 2026 01:52 PM (dWlcQ)

104 Watch for a possible national emergency declared before the elections start. Foreign interference in US elections and fraudulent voters on the lists in mostly blue states. I think that is Trump's Rubicon ripping the masks off of everyone including the courts.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (E4rtv)

I think he will have a ton of poll inspectors in those key blue areas

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:52 PM (uhVAy)

105 Cross party hires wasn't ever all that rare. Staffers and staff asses would work for whoever would pay them. Politics didn't matter. You care about the policy, you run for the office, you wear the moc pin. Staffers just do their job.

Then "Woke" happened and the cutthroat amoral bastards got replaced with cultists.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 01:53 PM (Ot/FD)

106 I get "Television Sheister Preacher" vibes off of Talarico every time he opens his mouth. Or, maybe Nick Fuetes with a new hairstyle.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 01:53 PM (dIske)

107 82 "Polling Company Collapses After Giving Francesca Hong a 23-Point Lead in a Race She Lost, Admits to ‘Bogus’ Data on LA Mayor Karen Bass"
Posted by: fd

Morons. You only sellout with a big fake poll when you're ready to retire.

Posted by: Ann Selzer at August 18, 2026 01:53 PM (THJS/)

108 "Polling Company Collapses"
Like, collapses-collapses?

Like those DIY home stripper poles that aren't secured, collapses?

Or like illegal immigrant trucking companies that change some letters around and re-incorporate, collapses?

(You've got three guesses, and the first two don't count)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 18, 2026 01:54 PM (aJQbY)

109 But the poll that 60% of young people are socialists. Totes not fabricated!

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:54 PM (+rw6l)

110 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS EXPLAINS WHY CORNRYN SUCKED AS A REPUBLICAN - HIS STAFFERS ARE DEMOCRATS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 18, 2026 01:50

This.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 01:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

111
86 "A major polling scandal rocks the Los Angeles mayoral race after a firm admits to fabricating poll results. Median Strategies created a fake poll showing Karen Bass leading. "
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 01:49 PM

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A revised truthful poll indicates that Bass is a cabbage-headed dumbass with a strange offensive body odor.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 18, 2026 01:54 PM (azNOR)

112 One other point on polling, RCP said that Talarico would mean Coryn as well from when they were polling that as a possibility.

Which puts to bed the question of "But Paxton is too mean, conservative, blah"

Either people in TX wants a guy that loves transkids (and probably has physically done so) or the polling is wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

113 27 Is Talarico going to win?
Posted by: runner
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If Talrico wins take it as a sign that it's time to get right with Jesus.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:56 PM (Cq/ve)

114 "Smith also took aim at the GOP nominee, adding, "Ken Paxton is the most corrupt, self-dealing politician in Texas who would sell their futures to the highest contributor just to hold onto power."

Smith mis-spoke. He meant say former GOP nominee John Cornyn.

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2026 01:56 PM (5rh/l)

115 It will not work. We already hate Cornyn.

Posted by: Rotkappchen at August 18, 2026 01:56 PM (j3Fsw)

116 It's actually hilarious that they whine that Paxton will 'sell their futures to the highest contributor just to hold onto power'

after Cornyn pissed away ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS losing the primary TWICE.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 18, 2026 01:56 PM (setIA)

117 osted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 01:46 PM (XJ22o)

Ha and speaking of something you apparently asked me yesterday, the DNC may give up some longtime members to "DSA" but they don't actually care. The tippy top of the Left has no friends, just conveniences. Everyone is expendable.

Think about it. Even in losing longtime members, what are they really giving up as a party if it allows them to amass more power? Or to pretend to suddenly be responsive to "young people" and "working people" instead of the elite? Big picture it and you can't miss it.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:50 PM (+rw6l)

They care because the DSA is taking power away from them, or threatening to, and their misrule makes it hard for them to pretend to be a normal alternative patriotic party. The DNC already has an issue of a weak bench because the geriatric leadership has frozen their next generation out too long...if the few that are left are usurped by overt socialists or commies ...

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:56 PM (uhVAy)

118
In the notes they say they contacted 619 likely TX voters in EN and ES and had 453 complete the entire survey. They claim their MOE is 5.5%


Is this the poll where Talarico is up by 1 ? If so the MOE of 5.5% nullifies it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (726Da)

119 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."
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That's essentially what NC governor Josh Stein blathered to the press when he vetoed an election reform bill yesterday passed by the NC Senate and General Assembly.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (rj6Yv)

120 >> Or, maybe Nick Fuetes with a new hairstyle.

I remember being told not to long ago that we were screwed because Nick Fuentes wasn't on our side.

Haven't heard a peep from the pint sized Nazi in months.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (viF8m)

121 But, but, the (stripper) polls??!!! Paxton will lose! We are doomed! Doomed I tell you! Doomed! I am so concerned!

Posted by: Concern Troll at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (sFNX2)

122 >>Cross-party hires are rare

Except when the UniParty needs to say they hired cross-party to "reach out" to the other side.
- - - -

From what I've read, staffer on the Hill are not Republican, they are a permanent power class (similar to federal agency leadership) who believe they know what's best, using their position to shape their current elected Senator's/Congressman's agenda.

A while there was a story on X about how Thune inherited McConnell's staff, which is common when one takes over leadership, and they were active in kneecapping Trump and MAGA. Not that Thune didn't play a part, but it explains why his Senate leadership is pretty much the same as McConnell's - it is the same crew!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (X8xt3)

123 There is a chart that shows the R turnover since Trump took office. There's been a bunch that are gone:
1) depressing how far left the R majority used to be
2) encouraging how much work we have already done
3) confirms that, right now, there are basically 10 R Senators that oppose Trump on most everything.

But we are winning. A slow grind, but we are.

The real tell on when we've won is, the R Senator assigned to gavel-in/out the pro forma session, alerts Trump only and then does a no show-no call.
And Trump recess appoints his entire slate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2026 01:58 PM (3cUTc)

124 In a strange way the fake polling is incredibly reflective of our fake voting.

Maybe fudging the polls to get a desired result should therefore be considered highly accurate? These people are living in the year 3000.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:58 PM (+rw6l)

125 Either people in TX wants a guy that loves transkids (and probably has physically done so) or the polling is wrong.

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the polling, expecially now, could be wrong (crazy!), so we have to look at to other factors, like ...advertising, donations, who is supporting whomst

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

126 @104 the DoJ is going to have 1500+ poll watchers. "Voter suppression" will be the lefts mantra

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 01:58 PM (rp63B)

127 "Smith also took aim at the GOP nominee, adding, "Ken Paxton is the most corrupt, self-dealing politician in Texas who would sell their futures to the highest contributor just to hold onto power."

Smith mis-spoke. He meant say former GOP nominee John Cornyn.
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2026 01:56 PM (5rh/l)

yeah, pretty dumb take. A non incumbent is by definition not 'trying to hold onto power' but to get it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:58 PM (uhVAy)

128 @104 the DoJ is going to have 1500+ poll watchers. "Voter suppression" will be the lefts mantra
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 01:58 PM (rp63B)

I want to suppress illegal votes. and 'legal' votes of illegals.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:59 PM (uhVAy)

129 Only those that SHOULD fear ICE should be afraid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

But they're abducting and murdering innocent white people too! Remember Renee Good and that angry soy nurse guy!!!

Posted by: TDS AWFLs at August 18, 2026 01:59 PM (THJS/)

130 >>A revised truthful poll indicates that Bass is a cabbage-headed dumbass with a strange offensive body odor.


She looks like a muppet.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 01:59 PM (X8xt3)

131 In the notes they say they contacted 619 likely TX voters in EN and ES and had 453 complete the entire survey. They claim their MOE is 5.5%

Interestingly Sienna did not poll the R primary.
Posted by: 18-1

Bullshit poll. For a state like Texas, you need about 900-1000 sample size at a minimum and I would have to see their screening questions as to likely voters. Apparently this polling season has a problem with overenthusiastic DSA response and lackluster response to polling by normal Democrats. That is what is causing for example the wide disparities in WI, MI, and other contested primaries between actual results and the poll forecasts. The other problem is you have key demographics that need to be oversampled and 400 is not enough to get that. Blacks for example, Hispanics for another. Get a bunch of White Bread DSA types in the poll but it will not reflect whether minority groups turn out or not. Talarico has to have blacks and Hispanics for a shot at winning. AWFLs and soyboys are not enough.

And the Interactive polling is crap by the way--always has a serious problem with selection bias when you ask by email or by text for a response.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:59 PM (E4rtv)

132 "...campaign as xis Deputy Policy Director."

What Does "xis" mean?
Is that an abbreviation for "executive?"

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 01:59 PM (2Ez/1)

133 Meh, probably something as simple as Cornyn no longer has access to primo blow.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 18, 2026 02:00 PM (DZ9Lv)

134 We're the original poll watchers, motherfucka.

Posted by: Thugs With Nightsticks at August 18, 2026 02:00 PM (+rw6l)

135 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

136 >>The DNC already has an issue of a weak bench because the geriatric leadership has frozen their next generation out too long

Oldcat, this goes back to Obama's mal-rule, when the state legislatures lost hundreds of Democrat seats over the course of eight years. There is a huge gap in age & experience between the 'geriatric leadership' and the ambitious next generation - except it's really two generations apart.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 02:01 PM (NcvvS)

137 Morons. You only sellout with a big fake poll when you're ready to retire.
Posted by: Ann Selzer at August 18, 2026 01:53 PM (THJS/)
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LOL

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 18, 2026 02:01 PM (SkjRZ)

138 This is where liberals get their news.

The Mirror US •
US News • 20 seconds ago

Natalie Harp's 'ambitious' plan to steal spotlight from Trump exposed in unearthed clip
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:02 PM (Cq/ve)

139 >> Or, maybe Nick Fuetes with a new hairstyle.

I remember being told not to long ago that we were screwed because Nick Fuentes wasn't on our side.

Haven't heard a peep from the pint sized Nazi in months.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (viF8m)

The few clips I have seen are him wincing at how dopey Tucker and Candace are being. His grift seems comfortable while the 'conservative oppo' seem frantic.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:02 PM (uhVAy)

140 the polling, expecially now, could be wrong (crazy!), so we have to look at to other factors, like ...advertising, donations, who is supporting whomst
Posted by: runner

Polling usually sucks before they get serious about just before early voting starts. Once early voting starts, you can take turnout in certain districts as a corrective to the likely voting models, especially for Dems. But we have not seen the deluge of ads yet as Trump and the RNC are about to open the floodgates, they always launch right around Labor Day for the GOP and indys. More bang per buck on ads. Summer ads fade into the mist by that time.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:02 PM (E4rtv)

141 "Polls consistently show a wide majority of Americans are in favor of reptile bestiality up until the 12th Trimester".

They just make shit up, and then cite it as Gospel on the "news" and what passes for academia these days. They then feed the same results back to each other, a round robin back and forth citing each other's nonsense as legitimate and authoritative.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 02:02 PM (Ewmxj)

142 >>In a strange way the fake polling is incredibly reflective of our fake voting.



They do this so that when they steal an election it doesn't raise any red flags.

Legitimate polls + fraud results triggers doubt.
Fake polls that are designed to mirror fraud results make it easier to steal.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 02:03 PM (X8xt3)

143 "We have already identified what you are; now we are merely negotiating on the price."
-Stuff Winston Churchill is said to have said

Safe bet that this dude has all of the Cornyn database information and will be using it to contact all of Cornyn us former voters.

Guess we're getting ready to get a barrage of attack ads 🙄🙄🙄

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 18, 2026 02:03 PM (SRRAx)

144 ...corrupt, self-dealing politician...

Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy Dept. at August 18, 2026 02:03 PM (w9Wax)

145 A while there was a story on X about how Thune inherited McConnell's staff, which is common when one takes over leadership, and they were active in kneecapping Trump and MAGA. Not that Thune didn't play a part, but it explains why his Senate leadership is pretty much the same as McConnell's - it is the same crew!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (X8xt3)
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Most important of all, Thune inherited McConnell's campaign donor list and the campaign finance distribution authority. That's the REAL power behind the Senate Majority Leader.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (rj6Yv)

146 136 >>The DNC already has an issue of a weak bench because the geriatric leadership has frozen their next generation out too long

Oldcat, this goes back to Obama's mal-rule, when the state legislatures lost hundreds of Democrat seats over the course of eight years. There is a huge gap in age & experience between the 'geriatric leadership' and the ambitious next generation - except it's really two generations apart.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 02:01 PM (NcvvS)


So what? I won.

Posted by: B. Obama, Narcissist at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (5rh/l)

147 Either people in TX wants a guy that loves transkids (and probably has physically done so) or the polling is wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

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I have no doubt polling was done in Austin or Houston.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (fA/Hs)

148 "...campaign as xis Deputy Policy Director."

What Does "xis" mean?
Is that an abbreviation for "executive?"
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 01:59 PM (2Ez/1)

X is deviant for h in a gender world . His is 'regressive' Xis is super progressive.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (uhVAy)

149 109 But the poll that 60% of young people are socialists. Totes not fabricated!
Posted by: ...

Sometimes the crazy poll results don't seem too crazy...
Around 28–31% of young (Gen Z) women in the U.S. identify as LGBTQ+, according to Gallup polling (the most commonly cited large-scale source).

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (THJS/)

150 >>And Trump recess appoints his entire slate.

Not much point now because I believe recess appointments terminate at the end of this session. In December.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 02:05 PM (NcvvS)

151 >>The DNC already has an issue of a weak bench because the geriatric leadership has frozen their next generation out too long


Meanwhile, Obama and Sanders have been busy grooming the next generation of "Democrat" leaders -- El Sayed, Talerico,Mamdani, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 02:05 PM (X8xt3)

152 "The DNC already has an issue of a weak bench because the geriatric leadership has frozen their next generation out too long"

I'm freezing the next generation right now!

- AOC

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 02:05 PM (PGK1w)

153 I have no doubt polling was done in Austin or Houston.
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (fA/Hs)

or in somebody's computer in the polling company.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:05 PM (uhVAy)

154 Nothing new under the sun.

Remember Schmidt for Brains ? Managed the McLame campaign ? 25 seconds after Obama won, he joined the Democrat media and made a career slandering Conservatives.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 18, 2026 02:06 PM (jt/rW)

155 The reports on Smith are that he worked for Roger Wicker for a few years as an aid , then Cornyn since 2019. Typical governmentalist, no other career possibilities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 02:06 PM (rp63B)

156 Senator, do you want that committee seat?
_Yes
Bow to the Thune.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:06 PM (Cq/ve)

157 *eyes dart in all directions*

Posted by: Somalis at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (X8xt3)

From what I've seen, the Somalis in Minnesota aren't afraid of ICE since they've been here, legally, for over three decades. Heck, Ilhan Nur/Omar/Elmi/whatever she's claiming this week probably won't be deported even though she and her "father" committed citizenship fraud.

Posted by: pookysgirl, unfortunately Minnesota-adjacent at August 18, 2026 02:06 PM (Wt5PA)

158 None of my black neighbors know how to get an ID!!!!!

Or not.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (n5tGW)

159 >>So what? I won.
Posted by: B. Obama, Narcissist at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (5rh/l)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (NcvvS)

160 135 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

Not that we recall.

~ Diamond, Chanel, Krystal, Lexus and Mercedes

Posted by: one hour sober at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (J4Dwc)

161 ON a different tack I'm seeing the Lindsay Clancy story everywhere now - she's the MA mother that confessed to killing her kids.


Matt Walsh opined she deserves no sympathy, you know because she killed her kids, and he's got legions of feminists responding "you are only saying that because you don't know what it is like to be a woman"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

162 @154 Nicole Wallace worked with Schmidt and stabbed Palin in the back. Now she has her propaganda ministry position at MSNBC. Schmidt has always been scum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 02:08 PM (rp63B)

163 >>The DNC already has an issue of a weak bench because the geriatric leadership has frozen their next generation out too long


Meanwhile, Obama and Sanders have been busy grooming the next generation of "Democrat" leaders -- El Sayed, Talerico,Mamdani, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 02:05 PM (X8xt3)

Unlike Obama, these dudes don't have the camo to hide what they are. They say they are socialists and act like socialists. Even if they get in, they will burn out their welcome pretty quick and until they can build walls to keep people they are in a bad position.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:08 PM (uhVAy)

164 With China China, Russia Russia, and other nefarious foreign actors throwing money at our prim and proper MSM, I wouldn't use a single sheet of polling stats to wipe my BLANK BLANK BLANK.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 02:08 PM (rj6Yv)

165 135 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

Not that we recall.

~ Diamond, Chanel, Krystal, Lexus and Mercedes
Posted by: one hour sober at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (J4Dwc)

*pouts*

Posted by: Amber at August 18, 2026 02:08 PM (wVcYX)

166 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.

72.4% are PhD candidates in neurobiology or macroeconomics.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 02:09 PM (vTZFs)

167 Maybe this dude was just insanely loyal to Cornyn and would do anything to get revenge for his primary defeat.

Posted by: Waylon Smithers at August 18, 2026 02:09 PM (wGerL)

168 135 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.
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I would think they would be super conservative. I've heard they work hard for the money, so hard for the money.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 18, 2026 02:09 PM (sFNX2)

169 zombie, it's been a while since we've enjoyed your activism. Are you interested in things like plagiarism sniffing and cv investigation? If one dedicated individual simply starts the most cursory look at the top Black scholars in _____ Studies departments at top universities, armies of fraudsters will be found overnight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I'd "love" to, but the problem is time. Everything takes time. Time time time. And there are so many things to do in life. If there were 72 hours a day, I might do it -- but with only 24, unfortunately, far too many things take higher priority. Debunking academics and proving plagiarism takes an immense amount of effort.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 02:09 PM (Av6i5)

170 ON a different tack I'm seeing the Lindsay Clancy story everywhere now - she's the MA mother that confessed to killing her kids.


Matt Walsh opined she deserves no sympathy, you know because she killed her kids, and he's got legions of feminists responding "you are only saying that because you don't know what it is like to be a woman"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

Evolution says moms who kill their kids are bad. Dads who kill their kids are also bad, of course.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

171 161 ON a different tack I'm seeing the Lindsay Clancy story everywhere now - she's the MA mother that confessed to killing her kids.


it's horrifying to see the posts defending her on X

I'm a little more of a misogynist than usually lately

combine that with the support for late abortions? I guess we ladies have the right to kill our children.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)

172 Senator, do you want financial SRC money?
_Yes
Bow to the Thune.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:10 PM (Cq/ve)

173 Maybe this dude was just insanely loyal to Cornyn and would do anything to get revenge for his primary defeat.
Posted by: Waylon Smithers at August 18, 2026 02:09 PM (wGerL)

Not sure how this would help Cornyn even if he did topple the current candidate.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:11 PM (uhVAy)

174 Debunking academics and proving plagiarism takes an immense amount of effort.


plus they ALL plagiarize.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:11 PM (j+aD2)

175 Maybe there's something in the DC water that turns them faggy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2026 02:11 PM (hzuYO)

176 nd leaving a little behind for their children.

It's a nice sentiment, but I don't have children.

Posted by: Brie Larson at August 18, 2026 02:11 PM (0sNs1)

177 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)
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There's been many of them. For "sex workers" too. It's mostly make-work to suck up taxpayer money and grants to "study" bullshit. Give me $300k and I'll ask a bunch of whores what they think about their healthcare too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

178 Heck, Ilhan Nur/Omar/Elmi/whatever she's claiming this week probably won't be deported even though she and her "father" committed citizenship fraud.

Posted by: pookysgirl, unfortunately Minnesota-adjacent
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Not scratching a scab.
It's an open wound that won't heal until she and her brother are back in Somali Land for good.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:12 PM (Cq/ve)

179 135 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.
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I would think they would be super conservative. I've heard they work hard for the money, so hard for the money.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 18, 2026 02:09 PM (sFNX2)

The successful ones become quite skilled at sizing up marks, er ah customers, and resource extraction. A friend told me so.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 02:12 PM (wVcYX)

180 122 >>Cross-party hires are rare

Except when the UniParty needs to say they hired cross-party to "reach out" to the other side.

_________________________

Not that rare... John McCain’s top 2008 campaign aides, Steve Schmidt and John Weaver not only removed themselves from the Republican party. They actively campaigned for Democrats (oh, and Started the Lincoln Project Wife Swapping Org.)

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 02:12 PM (dIske)

181 British Infanticide Act of 1938. Interesting and horrifying and according to Brit Lass extraordinarily permissive. Killing your baby under 12 months can lead to a charge of "infanticide" which also works as a defense and bypasses the mandatory life sentence for murder. Penalty is often medical or psychiatric in nature.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:12 PM (+rw6l)

182 145 A while there was a story on X about how Thune inherited McConnell's staff, which is common when one takes over leadership, and they were active in kneecapping Trump and MAGA. Not that Thune didn't play a part, but it explains why his Senate leadership is pretty much the same as McConnell's - it is the same crew!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 01:57 PM (X8xt3)
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Most important of all, Thune inherited McConnell's campaign donor list and the campaign finance distribution authority. That's the REAL power behind the Senate Majority Leader.
Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 02:04 PM (rj6Yv)

This was the article from American Greatness that focused on the McConnell-to-Thune transition. Probably the most important article that Sefton linked to in the MoRe last week IMO.

https://tinyurl.com/4hp4mtu8

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2026 02:12 PM (Sj6Ot)

183 "Debunking academics and proving plagiarism takes an immense amount of effort."

All it takes is financing for an AI to look for ALL of it.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 02:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

184 Walsh also pointed out Clancy had health insurance, a nanny for God's sake, and an apparently supportive husband - Mrs Clancy tricked him to leave the house to run errands to give her time to kill the kids.

The feminist argument? She had postpartum depression so she's not to blame and it was probably the husband's fault for being mean to her or something I mean you men have no idea what it is like to have hormones!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)

185 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:11 PM (j+aD2)

Sorry to ask again but what was that insect bite stuff you were talking about? Because I forgot to get some.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:13 PM (+rw6l)

186 Not sure how this would help Cornyn even if he did topple the current candidate.

It wouldn't actually help him but at least he would be able to say "I would have won." Of course that's unprovable but good enough for an ego stroke.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 02:14 PM (vTZFs)

187 ON a different tack I'm seeing the Lindsay Clancy story everywhere now - she's the MA mother that confessed to killing her kids.


Matt Walsh opined she deserves no sympathy, you know because she killed her kids, and he's got legions of feminists responding "you are only saying that because you don't know what it is like to be a woman"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

Evolution says moms who kill their kids are bad. Dads who kill their kids are also bad, of course.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:10 PM (uhVAy)

Your words are hurtful and cause me to have a sadz.

Posted by: Andrea Yates at August 18, 2026 02:14 PM (wVcYX)

188 Ilhan Omar, deported will turn the tide on this immigration go lightly crap. Illegals will understand; the time has come.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:14 PM (Cq/ve)

189
it's horrifying to see the posts defending her on X


TBH at first I thought this was feminists just rage baiting normies and righties, but I've seen the same idea expressed in different ways by a myriad of feminists all over the place so they aren't copying a script from reddit or something. They really believe this crap.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)

190 184 Walsh also pointed out Clancy had health insurance, a nanny for God's sake, and an apparently supportive husband - Mrs Clancy tricked him to leave the house to run errands to give her time to kill the kids.


painful to think about, but she clearly killed them to PUNISH him

sick sick sick

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (j+aD2)

191 ON a different tack I'm seeing the Lindsay Clancy story everywhere now - she's the MA mother that confessed to killing her kids.


it's horrifying to see the posts defending her on X

I'm a little more of a misogynist than usually lately

combine that with the support for late abortions? I guess we ladies have the right to kill our children.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)
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100% pure tribalism. She's a woman who must be defended by other women (not all, of course, but many) no matter what.

She's guilty as sin. No doubt she did it. But she must be defended.

Some die-hard tribalists are even claiming the father is the real murderer. There's no evidence for that whatsoever, but that doesn't matter.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

192 135 I wonder if anyone has ever taken an actual poll of strippers.
Posted by: Bulg

100% of strippers performing lap dances report I'm special and not like their other clients.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (THJS/)

193
ON a different tack I'm seeing the Lindsay Clancy story everywhere now - she's the MA mother that confessed to killing her kids.


Matt Walsh opined she deserves no sympathy, you know because she killed her kids, and he's got legions of feminists responding "you are only saying that because you don't know what it is like to be a woman"
Posted by: 18-1

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Yeah, and unfortunately thanks in part to Matt, postpartum depression and postpartum psychosis have gotten muddled in this story. They're two different things.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (XJ22o)

194 Questions nobody is asking:

Ossoff: ‘Zero interest’ in running for president in 2028

https://tinyurl.com/cfxdrn3f

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:16 PM (Riz8t)

195 More proof that if wymyn ruled the world, it'd be all peace, love, and understanding.

Senate Republicans
@NRSC
INSANE: Abdul El-Sayed’s mother worked for a TERROR GROUP that directly funded Osama bin Laden, the Taliban, and Hamas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 02:16 PM (ndZc7)

196 Sorry to ask again but what was that insect bite stuff you were talking about? Because I forgot to get some.

lol it's Magic Molecule. You can get it at Target.

it's basically hypochlorous acid

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:16 PM (j+aD2)

197 @184 I've seen woman complaining about the lack of mental health treatment opportunities. Clancy had at least three different Drs and was pumped full of meds by each of them. Lack of treatment wasn't her problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 02:16 PM (rp63B)

198 Ossoff: ‘Zero interest’ in running for president in 2028


derp. he's clearly running maybe as VP

AOC/Ossof ticket?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:16 PM (j+aD2)

199 100% pure tribalism. She's a woman who must be defended by other women (not all, of course, but many) no matter what.

She's guilty as sin. No doubt she did it. But she must be defended.

Some die-hard tribalists are even claiming the father is the real murderer. There's no evidence for that whatsoever, but that doesn't matter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

Note that tribalism only goes one way. The tribe does not support good mothers, just bad ones. They support the fake women invading women's sports and bathrooms, not actual women and girls who have to be exposed to them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)

200 So what? I won.
Posted by: B. Obama

“I don’t regret that [lying about Romney on the Senate floor] at all… Romney didn’t win, did he?”

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at August 18, 2026 02:17 PM (THJS/)

201 I've seen woman complaining about the lack of mental health treatment opportunities. Clancy had at least three different Drs and was pumped full of meds by each of them. Lack of treatment wasn't her problem

One of the bigger problems in medicine is the number of drugs we proscribe that seem to not actually resolve the underlying issue.

And I guess here, you can't make a psychopath not a psychopath by giving them a pill

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

202 100% of strippers performing lap dances report I'm special and not like their other clients.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM


I appreciate that you only have those eyes for me!

Posted by: Tiffini from Fort Worth at August 18, 2026 02:17 PM (0sNs1)

203 The tribe does not support good mothers, just bad ones

what percentage of women have had abortions do you think? this is why.

they assuage their own guilt by supporting her

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)

204
Debunking academics and proving plagiarism takes an immense amount of effort.
Posted by: zombie

==============

I do not doubt the great zombie, but but but, Jason Arday could have been undone with a cursory effort, no? I mean, those claims! Or do these professional debunkers simply make it look easy?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (XJ22o)

205 Jake Smith's pronouns are "masculine male."

If you are a masculine male you don't need to announce it. Or maybe you do. Back in recent normal years you did not have to put your pronouns on CV's, fakebook, or a site called legistorm where I saw his pronoun.

His face looks faggy to me. He's married.

I don't care.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (hzuYO)

206 Paxton should run ads where an "interviewer" approaches successful black men, shows them a poster of Talarico, and says: "This mincing fag says you are too stupid to get Texas ID to vote. How do you respond to that?"

"Too stupid? Fuck him, and the camel he rode in on. I have a Texas driver's license, a business licence, a license for my truck (points to van with sign promoting "Rudy's Roach Rousters"), and my pesticide applicator's licence, too."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (1z8ji)

207 I would like us legally implement capital punishment as you die by whatever method you murdered someone with. With Mrs Clancy I think it would by very, very appropriate.

Of course this is MA, she'll be on the street within 10 years best case.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

208 The tribe does not support good mothers, just bad ones

what percentage of women have had abortions do you think? this is why.

they assuage their own guilt by supporting her
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)

Yup, its the street gang initiation ceremony. Commit a crime, and the only place you can get absolution is inside the gang.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (uhVAy)

209 100% pure tribalism. She's a woman who must be defended by other women (not all, of course, but many) no matter what.

She's guilty as sin. No doubt she did it. But she must be defended.

Some die-hard tribalists are even claiming the father is the real murderer. There's no evidence for that whatsoever, but that doesn't matter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

Note that tribalism only goes one way. The tribe does not support good mothers, just bad ones. They support the fake women invading women's sports and bathrooms, not actual women and girls who have to be exposed to them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:17 PM (uhVAy)
________

Yes. Tribalism has a lot to do with politics. The "mothers murdering their kids in cold blood" demographic must be leftwing because they are always instantly and unconditionally supported by the tribalists, no matter what.

Same as when a man kills his kids. Nobody ever supports him, and rightfully so.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

210 Around 28–31% of young (Gen Z) women in the U.S. identify as LGBTQ+, according to Gallup polling (the most commonly cited large-scale source).
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Obsolete, that number has been trending downward for some time in polling as troon theater is just not that amusing anymore. And that cite to Gallup is wrong, it is 22.3 percent (dating from 2024). Just checked their website about the same in a separate 2025 survey. And the largest category is 'bisexual' which is most probably fake due to social pressures especially among women. 16.1 percent to be exact.

And it seems that the amount and frequency of sex for Gen Z is collapsing too. 30 percent of males are celibate (willing and unwilling), 24 percent have not had sex in a year as per NYT.

And this, "EduBirdie surveyed 2,000 Gen Z adults and found 67% would pick a solid night of sleep over sex. Career security came next at 64%, then personal success at 59%, friendships at 50%, and alone time at 46%. ". They date less, have sex less frequently, and plans for marriage and kids are in the toilet. Most likely due to perceived economic insecurity.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)

211 195 More proof that if wymyn ruled the world, it'd be all peace, love, and understanding.

Senate Republicans
@NRSC
INSANE: Abdul El-Sayed’s mother worked for a TERROR GROUP that directly funded Osama bin Laden, the Taliban, and Hamas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One!
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Your mom doesn't know who your daddy is so there...

/S
LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 18, 2026 02:20 PM (VkY89)

212 Paxton should run ads where an "interviewer" approaches successful black men, shows them a poster of Talarico, and says: "This mincing fag says you are too stupid to get Texas ID to vote. How do you respond to that?"


I've seen plenty of man on the street interviews covering this topic and the black person being question always seems surprised to here that the D candidate says they don't know how to get ID and of course produces a driver's license.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

213 conserving conservatism by voting for kamala. ok

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 18, 2026 02:20 PM (CWTWj)

214 My inner Yosemite Sam says, "You ornery, flea-bitten sidewinder! If you don’t skedaddle, I’ll blast ya to smithereens!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (
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"When I say whoa, I MEAN WHOA!"

Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2026 02:20 PM (VXC2z)

215 If your goal in life is to go into politics or politics related and spend your life in and around it, plain and simple, you're a garbage person who has zero marketable skills or anything worthwhile to provide society.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at August 18, 2026 02:21 PM (GTw+O)

216 Where the f*ck is TJM?

I won't know what to think about these polls until he chimes in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 02:21 PM (2YhKe)

217 Same as when a man kills his kids. Nobody ever supports him, and rightfully so.

I've seen some of the Clancy supporting feminists asked how they would have felt if Mr Clancy did it and the answer they get? "That would be different"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

218 24 percent have not had sex in a year as per NYT.
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24% of Gen Z are married? Hey-ooooo

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:21 PM (+rw6l)

219 Debunking academics and proving plagiarism takes an immense amount of effort.
Posted by: zombie

==============

I do not doubt the great zombie, but but but, Jason Arday could have been undone with a cursory effort, no? I mean, those claims! Or do these professional debunkers simply make it look easy?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (XJ22o)

These days there's software to help that. But it's probably more fun just to mock the hell out of it, even if its original leftist nonsense going back to 1830s socialism rather than copied from another modern student directly its all rote recitation of the same few texts.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (uhVAy)

220 >>The feminist argument? She had postpartum depression so she's not to blame and it was probably the husband's fault for being mean to her or something I mean you men have no idea what it is like to have hormones!

The case happened in my old backyard so I've followed it a bit. I'm not in any way defending her actions but the reason she's in a wheelchair is because after killing her kids she jumped out of a 2nd story window and now she's paralyzed from the waist down.

I think she clearly has mental issues or at least did at the time of the killing. By all accounts she had a happy young family and she was a delivery nurse of all things. I don't anything about postpartum depression but something seemed to have snapped in her.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

221 Where is Chuy? A blog turns its lonely eyes to him.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)

222 Killing your baby under 12 months can lead to a charge of "infanticide" which also works as a defense and bypasses the mandatory life sentence for murder. Penalty is often medical or psychiatric in nature.
Posted by: ...

"Under 12 months"? I'd think more from 13 through 18.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (ndZc7)

223 "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."

He is trying to sound vaguely Christian, for the benefit of black democrats I would guess. Vaguely Biblical language. Probably he had some coaching.

Posted by: PG at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (qln0f)

224
"Too stupid? Fuck him, and the camel he rode in on. I have a Texas driver's license, a business licence, a license for my truck (points to van with sign promoting "Rudy's Roach Rousters"), and my pesticide applicator's licence, too."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (1z8ji)



And have had to use it for the last 5 years to vote in the State of Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

225 201 I've seen woman complaining about the lack of mental health treatment opportunities. Clancy had at least three different Drs and was pumped full of meds by each of them. Lack of treatment wasn't her problem

One of the bigger problems in medicine is the number of drugs we proscribe that seem to not actually resolve the underlying issue.

And I guess here, you can't make a psychopath not a psychopath by giving them a pill
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

But, you can create a psychopath with the right cocktail of pills...

I was on a cruise, so haven't followed this at all...but pumping a postpartum lady with meds does give me pause b/c some of the severe side effects of those usual meds are desire to homicide/suicide and psychosis...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

226 59 Jacob Smith may be less masculine than James Talarico if that is possible.

https://tinyurl.com/3vhh9yv8
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 18, 2026 01:44 PM (wGerL)


That mouth Haas had a LOT of dicks in it....

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (SRRAx)

227 INSANE: Abdul El-Sayed’s mother worked for a TERROR GROUP that directly funded Osama bin Laden, the Taliban, and Hamas.
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She got better.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (+rw6l)

228 When was the last documented Mitch sighting?

Posted by: Mildly curious at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (2Ez/1)

229 derp. he's clearly running maybe as VP

AOC/Ossof ticket?


I kind of doubt it for two reasons:

1) Straight white male
2) He's smarter than she is, and he would make her look stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:23 PM (Riz8t)

230 The tribe does not support good mothers, just bad ones

what percentage of women have had abortions do you think? this is why.

they assuage their own guilt by supporting her
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:18 PM (j+aD2)
____

Almost impossible to get hard data on that, for obvious reasons.

But I'll bet the percentage of women who have abortions is low. It's just those same women have them over and over.

Show me a woman who's had an abortion and I'll bet you even money it's not her first or won't be her last.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

231 2) He's smarter than she is, and he would make her look stupid.

I mean MORE stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

232 1) Straight white male
2) He's smarter than she is, and he would make her look stupid.


honestly I'm starting to wonder about her

I think she might be smart, actually.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:24 PM (j+aD2)

233 204
Debunking academics and proving plagiarism takes an immense amount of effort.
Posted by: zombie

First step on plagiarism is to take the document and submit it to turnitin.com. Takes about a minute. AI models using agents can take that a step beyond by checking and summarizing cites from the various sources listed to seek if the lit review is a fair summary of prior research and this is where plagiarism often lurks. Last is where the data came from and was it public sourced or private. To disprove private data requires asking the researcher or perhaps reviewers for the data sample.

Debunking takes a lot more time because you a) really need to replicate the original study which in soft sciences is almost always poorly documented, b) to debunk stat models means you have to have familiarity with them. One can catch logic errors in a reading but data and results requires reverse engineering the original study.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

234 it's basically hypochlorous acid
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:16 PM (j+aD2)

So, bleach. Sodium hypochlorite solution, which contains the hypochlorite ion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 02:25 PM (1z8ji)

235 The case happened in my old backyard so I've followed it a bit. I'm not in any way defending her actions but the reason she's in a wheelchair is because after killing her kids she jumped out of a 2nd story window and now she's paralyzed from the waist down.

Normally a second story fall is going to break some bones, not paralyze you

Crazy perhaps, or maybe a sympathy play so when the cops show up she has a busted ankle and bunch of bruises.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

236 Hey ... whatever happened to Talacreepo's fake girlfriend? The one who likes to dance at gay clubs?

Are they still fucking that pig, or did they realize the ruse was hopeless and give it up?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

237 Obsolete, that number has been trending downward for some time in polling as troon theater is just not that amusing anymore. And that cite to Gallup is wrong, it is 22.3 percent (dating from 2024). Just checked their website about the same in a separate 2025 survey. And the largest category is 'bisexual' which is most probably fake due to social pressures especially among women. 16.1 percent to be exact.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:19 PM (E4rtv)

I think a lot of that is just normal kids in the maelstrom of Woke schools just adopting protective coloration. Bisexual or Asexual are good ones for that, you can be Bi and part of the club and coincidentally only date the oppo gender. Few want to be the tall poppy and have their head cut off by the powers.

Once you get out of the schools, well a lot of the pressure drops in most fields.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

238 Yeah, and unfortunately thanks in part to Matt, postpartum depression and postpartum psychosis have gotten muddled in this story. They're two different things.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:15 PM (XJ22o)

Yeah, I've had post-partum depression and it's not as much like post-partum psychosis as the media is currently making it out to be. That first eight weeks when the babies aren't smiling yet are hard. And then they do start smiling, and giggling, and holding onto your finger with an iron grip and it's like the sun bursting through the clouds.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes both of her little wigglers would take a nap at August 18, 2026 02:25 PM (Wt5PA)

239 God created the Heavens. God created Earth.

God made Man in His own image.

He gave His one and only son.

But Jesus was non-binary and trans kids are the best kids........


Yeah, he's leading Paxton in the polls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 02:25 PM (2YhKe)

240 235 The case happened in my old backyard so I've followed it a bit. I'm not in any way defending her actions but the reason she's in a wheelchair is because after killing her kids she jumped out of a 2nd story window and now she's paralyzed from the waist down.

Normally a second story fall is going to break some bones, not paralyze you

Crazy perhaps, or maybe a sympathy play so when the cops show up she has a busted ankle and bunch of bruises.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

Unless you dive head first...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 18, 2026 02:26 PM (tOcjL)

241 "my pesticide applicator's licence, too."

I had a USDA-issued herbicide application supervisor license for a while. Easy paper and pencil test. I was killing brush in nature preserves. Brush is hard to kill.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

242 Inbreeding is a problem of politics, yes? Also, amoralism, but let’s not moralize.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Gqar8)

243 Transgender defendant who sought to 'kill Scott Bessent' sentenced to more than 6 years in prison
_FOX

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Cq/ve)

244 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:10 PM (j+aD2)

My suggestion? Hang out here where women I'm trusting think it was beyond horrible for her to kill her children

Also, consider taking a break from the internet even if it's only for the late afternoon and evening hours. Too much internet is not good for anyone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 02:27 PM (+hwtP)

245 So, bleach. Sodium hypochlorite solution, which contains the hypochlorite ion.


not bleach.

I'm highly allergic to bleach and no reaction to this stuff.

there are other formulations that are not Magic Molecule but I think the MM brand works best/fastest and stays "functional" longer.

it does smell like the pool! if it loses the pool smell it's not going to work anymore. so that is bleach-adjacent

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:27 PM (j+aD2)

246 Transgender defendant who sought to 'kill Scott Bessent' sentenced to more than 6 years in prison

So he'll be able to try again near the end of President Vance's first term?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

247 There's no evidence for that whatsoever, but that doesn't matter.

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So says the SCOTUS regarding E. Jean Carroll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 02:27 PM (ndZc7)

248 243 Transgender defendant who sought to 'kill Scott Bessent' sentenced to more than 6 years in prison
_FOX
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:26 PM (Cq/ve)

More than 6, but less than 7.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:27 PM (Gqar8)

249 John Cornyn was in the Senate for a quarter century.
25 years of these guys. Even when we won, we lost. For a quarter of a century we were being represented by people who hated us.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2026 02:28 PM (0MjtC)

250 honestly I'm starting to wonder about her

I think she might be smart, actually.


I'm curious. Why?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:28 PM (Riz8t)

251 The word they're looking for is transexual.
Gender refers to possessive pronouns.

Posted by: Word nerd at August 18, 2026 02:28 PM (2Ez/1)

252 Transgender defendant who sought to 'kill Scott Bessent' sentenced to more than 6 years in prison



In which prison will it serve it's term?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 02:28 PM (2YhKe)

253 The case happened in my old backyard so I've followed it a bit. I'm not in any way defending her actions but the reason she's in a wheelchair is because after killing her kids she jumped out of a 2nd story window and now she's paralyzed from the waist down.

I think she clearly has mental issues or at least did at the time of the killing. By all accounts she had a happy young family and she was a delivery nurse of all things. I don't anything about postpartum depression but something seemed to have snapped in her.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

I'd be happy to fit wheels on the electric chair for her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 02:28 PM (1z8ji)

254 I can hear AWFLs now "al-Sayed 's mother isn't running he is" . Trying to explain an Islamic takeover is a waste of time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (rp63B)

255
18 Any bets on whether Cornyn will also jump parties after the election?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (bufu1)

It’ll have the same huge impact, and be about as a big a surprise as when Bill Kristol switched.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (52Iog)

256 Matt Walsh opined she deserves no sympathy, you know because she killed her kids, and he's got legions of feminists responding "you are only saying that because you don't know what it is like to be a woman"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm

She deserves sympathy. But she also deserves jail time. When I had my second daughter, I heard voices coming out of her monitor, and they were not kind and loving. It was one of the scariest things I have been through. As real as they were, and they were real to me, I knew somewhere in the back of my mind they actually were not. Instead of harming my baby, I turned the monitor off, forced myself to say “this is not real, this is in your head”and cried. I was terrified to tell anyone while this was going on because I knew it was crazy. It was a horrible few months where the monitor was turned off, and I hoped the baby was okay when it was turned off. After 3 months, it was gone.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

257 I was on a cruise, so haven't followed this at all...but pumping a postpartum lady with meds does give me pause b/c some of the severe side effects of those usual meds are desire to homicide/suicide and psychosis...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

She's already got her own body switching from baby producer to baby feeder mode, plus the physical stress of birth. I'd be pretty cautious about adding boutique drugs to all of that until things settle down.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (uhVAy)

258 O/T but regarding the Zodiac codebreaker post on the sideabar:

"Hey they said they're "experts," they must know that they're talking about, right? I screwed up. It won't be the last time, I'm sure."

Ace, if I've learned anything from you in 15+ years it's that if they are A) self-proclaimed experts and B) online, 99/100 they are fake and/or gay.

Excluding of course your friendly local disinformation expert.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (6RyaQ)

259 >>The feminist argument? She had postpartum depression so she's not to blame and it was probably the husband's fault

It could work as a legal defense, although if the allegation above is true that she deliberately lied to her husband to get him to leave so she could do it, it strongly indicates she knew it was wrong, which is generally the legal standard for whether an insanity plea will be accepted.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (THJS/)

260 For a quarter of a century we were being represented by people who hated us.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2026 02:28 PM (0MjtC)



And they keep going, and going, and going, and going......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (2YhKe)

261 I think a lot of that is just normal kids in the maelstrom of Woke schools just adopting protective coloration. Bisexual or Asexual are good ones for that, you can be Bi and part of the club and coincidentally only date the oppo gender. Few want to be the tall poppy and have their head cut off by the powers.

Once you get out of the schools, well a lot of the pressure drops in most fields.
Posted by: Oldcat

Yep. The number that actually come out as lesbians, male homosexuals, or even trans are still well below 10 percent of the population. And with teh dominance of females in higher ed right now on attendance, at many schools 60-40 or worse even, makes it much more likely to claim a vague bisexual label as a female (where a guy would get the suck one dick and you are a homo not bisexual bit.) I Kissed a Girl went mainstream, you don't see popular male singers come out and sing I Kissed a Boy without being marked as gay.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:30 PM (E4rtv)

262 Isnt funny Democrats almost never have this happen where "suprise!" a key staff member for a Dem Senator was actually a closet conservative?

I know people like McCain it was like his entire staff was Democratic and actively torpedoed anything conservative.

Posted by: Leupold at August 18, 2026 02:30 PM (eIzlH)

263 252 Transgender defendant who sought to 'kill Scott Bessent' sentenced to more than 6 years in prison



In which prison will it serve it's term?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 02:28 PM (2YhKe)

The one where its feeling are not hurt and its pronouns are respected? Makes me sick to know this degenerate terminology.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:30 PM (Gqar8)

264
The feminist argument? She had postpartum depression so she's not to blame and it was probably the husband's fault for being mean to her or something I mean you men have no idea what it is like to have hormones!

The case happened in my old backyard so I've followed it a bit. I'm not in any way defending her actions but the reason she's in a wheelchair is because after killing her kids she jumped out of a 2nd story window and now she's paralyzed from the waist down.

I think she clearly has mental issues or at least did at the time of the killing. By all accounts she had a happy young family and she was a delivery nurse of all things. I don't anything about postpartum depression but something seemed to have snapped in her.
Posted by: JackStraw

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And I have to repeat, Matt Walsh stupidly questioned postpartum depression, causing legions of women who have suffered it to rush to Clancy's defense, when hers is apparently a case of postpartum psychosis, which is an entirely different thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:31 PM (XJ22o)

265 I'm highly allergic to bleach and no reaction to this stuff.

there are other formulations that are not Magic Molecule but I think the MM brand works best/fastest and stays "functional" longer.

it does smell like the pool! if it loses the pool smell it's not going to work anymore. so that is bleach-adjacent
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:27 PM (j+aD2)

Commercial bleach contains other things beyond hypochlorite, but that's what does the heavy lifting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 02:32 PM (1z8ji)

266 AOC has good handlers and probably a lot of external help. It's not about smart or dumb, her people are crafty and know how to rabble rouse. She stands behind her bs and if you listen to any of her speeches we never hear she pulls that trick where a Democrat sounds like a cross between the America adoring passion of Betsy Ross and whoever invented baseball and apple pie. Often sounds like she wants to go down on the American Flag she loves America so much. They are truly sick people.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:32 PM (+rw6l)

267 Iran’s gutted ranks leave loyalists filling critical posts. All the young commanders have been killed. They are pulling in the old retired, whose commands stretch back to the 70s, to fill the slots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:33 PM (Cq/ve)

268 Steve Schmidt, McCain's campaign manager, made double-damn sure to tell the world after the election (and, I'm sure, after the checks cleared) that he didn't even vote for McCain in the general election.

Posted by: mrp at August 18, 2026 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

269 it does smell like the pool! if it loses the pool smell it's not going to work anymore. so that is bleach-adjacent
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:27 PM (j+aD2)


Does it cause shrinkage?

Posted by: George Costanza at August 18, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)

270 264

And I have to repeat, Matt Walsh stupidly questioned postpartum depression, causing legions of women who have suffered it to rush to Clancy's defense, when hers is apparently a case of postpartum psychosis, which is an entirely different thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:31 PM (XJ22o)

Postpartum depression is real and can be extreme. I have witnessed its’ effects.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:33 PM (Gqar8)

271
Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Holy fuck, Piper. What an experience.

I wonder how that would have gone down if you were on a dozen mood-altering drugs?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:33 PM (XJ22o)

272 Straight white male
2) He's smarter than she is, and he would make her look stupid.


honestly I'm starting to wonder about her

I think she might be smart, actually.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:24 PM (j+aD2)
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I don't think she's smart in terms of IQ or intelligence -- and she's ignorant as fuck -- but she's got some animal cunning and is very media savvy (at least in front of a friendly media).

She can give a pretty good canned speech. She's also passably attractive (albeit with The Wall waiting on standby), which in itself raises her perceived abilities given that most of her colleagues look like a bear shat in an Alpo can.

But if you watch her in interviews, she's a dullard who doesn't seem prepared for even the most obvious softballs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

273 New madness here in CA. CEC is outlawing 70% of the tires sold in this state. Check out the vid of Nancy Skinner, one of the 5 commissioners, yikes, this old hag is giddy about it all:

https://tinyurl.com/35p2p5w8

Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 02:34 PM (kX27y)

274 O/T but regarding the Zodiac codebreaker post on the sideabar:

"Hey they said they're "experts," they must know that they're talking about, right? I screwed up. It won't be the last time, I'm sure."

Ace, if I've learned anything from you in 15+ years it's that if they are A) self-proclaimed experts and B) online, 99/100 they are fake and/or gay.

Excluding of course your friendly local disinformation expert.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (6RyaQ)

I've read a bit about Black Dahlia, that was in the early 40s so having the same dude operating in the mid 70s is a bit of a stretch, considering the crime scenes in the 40s implied someone who spent time in the medical field so was not young.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:35 PM (uhVAy)

275 But I'll bet the percentage of women who have abortions is low. It's just those same women have them over and over.

Same reason for the "50% of marriages end in divorce" statistic.

The same few people repeatedly getting married and getting divorced, and skewing the stats for normal stable people.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (vJrRc)

276 273 New madness here in CA. CEC is outlawing 70% of the tires sold in this state. Check out the vid of Nancy Skinner, one of the 5 commissioners, yikes, this old hag is giddy about it all:

https://tinyurl.com/35p2p5w8
Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 02:34 PM (kX27y)

She Loves wielding the Knout on the proles.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (Gqar8)

277 Uh oh. Elric said that Kamala “is passably attractive”…

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ)

278 Bwahahahaha! Here is a recent tweet by Steve Schmidt about John Ossoff, who is steely-eyed and full of feck!


“Ossoff is calm, deliberate and steely-eyed. He is filled with conviction, and is unafraid in a vast field of feckless men and women who have chosen to kneel for Trump rather than stand for us.”

https://tinyurl.com/3jxz9txn

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (Riz8t)

279 I was killing brush in nature preserves. Brush is hard to kill.
Posted by: gp

I was tempted to kill my bush, too, but once I discovered fur oil, and could keep it silky smooth and soft, preserving my natural look was easy!

Oh, brush...

Posted by: Emma Watson at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (THJS/)

280 Uh oh. Elric said that Kamala “is passably attractive”…
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (77rzZ)
____

Aren't we talking about AOC?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

281 WTF?! CNN?!

CNN: Democrats are way more unpopular than they were in 2018

Democrats Net Favorability:
2018: Even
2026: -25

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (ndZc7)

282 New madness here in CA. CEC is outlawing 70% of the tires sold in this state. Check out the vid of Nancy Skinner, one of the 5 commissioners, yikes, this old hag is giddy about it all:

https://tinyurl.com/35p2p5w8
Posted by: beckster


You should check the list of exemptions. It'll have you wondering what tires the ban does apply to.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (vJrRc)

283 ok I'm getting a lot of flak for asking why the PSU guys who got indicted are all SO OLD

they might be grad students who are no longer in the frats themselves but used to be, and still use pledges to do dirty work?

but I think it's because they are in fact foreign students (they're mostly white tho fyi) bc foreign schools run later so freshman foreign students tend to be 20 rather then 18 (or even older).

the flak I'm getting tells me there's something there. "don't ask about the non-traditional students!!!"

well ... what's up with all of them being "non traditional students"?!?! frats don't tend to pledge non-traditional students?!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

284 I was terrified to tell anyone while this was going on because I knew it was crazy. It was a horrible few months where the monitor was turned off, and I hoped the baby was okay when it was turned off. After 3 months, it was gone.
Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ)



The medical community has neglected women for a long time. Post-partum is a thing and should be treated professionally, but not with drugs and all that. Therapy and discussion FTW.

I firmly believe it's the drugs that have us in the society we are in today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (2YhKe)

285 Holy fuck, Piper. What an experience.

I wonder how that would have gone down if you were on a dozen mood-altering drugs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02

I think I am glad we don’t know the answer to this, honestly. But it was weird that it only happened with my second, who was very premature, and tried to kill me during childbirth. I bled out. I wonder if that had anything to do with it.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

286 Just a friendly reminder...while all these court rulings come in with their TRO's by leftist judges, Senator Thune kept the Senate in session (sort of), just so Trump could not make any recess appointments.


Carry on.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)

287 >>Transgender defendant who sought to 'kill Scott Bessent' sentenced to more than 6 years in prison
_FOX

Prosecutor was seeking 10 years. Judge said that was too much because she didn't harm anyone and was unlikely to be able to carry out the threat.

Judge also gave her credit for time served and told the thing that the thing has had a difficult life.

Obama appointed judge, of course.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (J4Dwc)

288 I'm only surprised an official Cornyn announcement hasn't come out that he's also joining Talafreako's team.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (qBdHI)

289 53 Now that Jason Arday has gone to Carousel, who's next in line? We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:43 PM (Av6i5)

Angel Reese? No way she's a real basketball player. I was a better shooter in my middle school gym class at 13.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (6+ehB)

290
More than 6, but less than 7.

Posted by: tubal
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Fox articles give no more than the lede, IQ points drop when reading them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:38 PM (Cq/ve)

291 I think she clearly has mental issues or at least did at the time of the killing. By all accounts she had a happy young family and she was a delivery nurse of all things. I don't anything about postpartum depression but something seemed to have snapped in her.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)
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Agree. I have not followed closely with the case at all, because I cannot read about children being murdered or abused. To protect my brain.

Someone, anyone, would have noticed postpartum depression... unless she's a great actress on top of being psychotic. A normal person would have asked for help vs the drug cocktail. Her friends or husband would have known.

It typically shows up in the first six weeks postpartum. It can last months, but this is not why she killed her own children and jumped out a window. Baby was 8mo old. Maybe pills combined with regular psychosis.

I was very tired after the first giant son I could not feed enough. Exhausted. I did not have the normal brain to call two nurse friends who'd just had babies to ask if his constant hunger was normal. Brain was foggy but I never wanted to murder him or suicide before he got formula at 3wks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2026 02:38 PM (hzuYO)

292 Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Holy fuck, Piper. What an experience.

I wonder how that would have gone down if you were on a dozen mood-altering drugs?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:33 PM (XJ22o)

This is probably why in older days you had family/older women relatives/neighbors to help out and keep an eye on you after birth to an extent. Modern isolation is very different than the traditional ways which might not be all good.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:38 PM (uhVAy)

293 I don't think she's smart in terms of IQ or intelligence -- and she's ignorant as fuck -- but she's got some animal cunning and is very media savvy (at least in front of a friendly media).


Elric exactly

I just mean don't underestimate her

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

294 Oh, I guess it was, Elric.

I get my leftist bimbos mixed up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 02:39 PM (77rzZ)

295 Figure I should post since Ace always puts up a new topic when I do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2026 02:39 PM (bX16E)

296
She Loves wielding the Knout on the proles.
Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (Gqar

From the People's Republic of Berkeley, of course.

Posted by: beckster at August 18, 2026 02:39 PM (kX27y)

297 Aren't we talking about AOC?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)


oh goodie. you guys are f**king this chicken again. Yes, please, tell us in graphic detail how hot she is for a crazy eyed marxist bag of sh*t in a human suit.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2026 02:40 PM (6+ehB)

298 Uh oh. Elric said that Kamala “is passably attractive”…
Posted by: Bulg

Last call passably attractive?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 02:40 PM (ndZc7)

299 Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

My first-grade teacher saw a man in red telling her to jump off a balcony when she was pregnant. She fell to her knees and prayed that this demon would go away, and he did. She was an amazing woman (especially to put up with our class).

I really don't know how much of mental illness is biological and how much is spiritual any more. Pooky's worst nights are on Saturdays, making it hard for him to go to church in the morning.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes both of her little wigglers would take a nap at August 18, 2026 02:41 PM (Wt5PA)

300 And I have to repeat, Matt Walsh stupidly questioned postpartum depression, causing legions of women who have suffered it to rush to Clancy's defense, when hers is apparently a case of postpartum psychosis, which is an entirely different thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 02:31 PM (XJ22o)
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Matt Walsh took time out of his campaign to be the next Pope to say something retarded? Shocking.

Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2026 02:41 PM (oqH4h)

301 legions of women who have suffered it to rush to Clancy's defense,

Another reason why women should have nothing to do with Rule of Law and societal order because if she wants to murder her children, its just a matter of coming up with an excuse and legions of women will go out of their way to approve.

The Ten Commandments: Thou shall not murder—unless you are a hysterical woman having a bad day.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 02:41 PM (NzX/y)

302 "College fraternity culture collides with an alleged cocaine trafficking ring at Penn State, where investigators say some pledges were forced to help..."

see this is what I mean, this is the part of the PSU story that is fake

I'm not sure how involved the frats were exactly, that part is being pushed to the forefront. the guys doing this had to be grad students or graduated! they WERE in the frat but they likely aren't now (unless one of them was resident advisor or something).

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)

303 PSU frats running coke? I've never been prouder to have been Sigma Chi!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 18, 2026 02:41 PM (sFNX2)

304 Kamala is a Sing Sing Correctional 5

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:42 PM (+rw6l)

305 303 PSU frats running coke? I've never been prouder to have been Sigma Chi!


I mean ... it's not like Penn guys didn't sort of do this back in the day

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2)

306 Color me not shocked.

Posted by: Ralph at August 18, 2026 02:43 PM (EJonG)

307 but I think it's because they are in fact foreign students (they're mostly white tho fyi) bc foreign schools run later so freshman foreign students tend to be 20 rather then 18 (or even older).

the flak I'm getting tells me there's something there. "don't ask about the non-traditional students!!!"

well ... what's up with all of them being "non traditional students"?!?! frats don't tend to pledge non-traditional students?!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (j+aD2)

A lot of them are 'students' in name only but are running political activism and various scams most of their day hours. The crippling of NGO funding is probably hurting their cash flow badly.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)

308 Prosecutor was seeking 10 years. Judge said that was too much because she didn't harm anyone and was unlikely to be able to carry out the threat.

Judge also gave him er credit for time served and told the thing that the thing has had a difficult life.

Obama appointed judge, of course.
Posted by: one hour sober at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (J4Dwc)

FIFY

Here, we have to actively resist the obfuscation of language by the Left and trans industry, BIRM.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 02:43 PM (1z8ji)

309 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)

Everything has to be packaged, branded and labeled. It's the best way to keep people thinking the way you want them to.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:43 PM (+rw6l)

310 New madness here in CA. CEC is outlawing 70% of the tires sold in this state. Check out the vid of Nancy Skinner, one of the 5 commissioners, yikes, this old hag is giddy about it all:

https://tinyurl.com/35p2p5w8
Posted by: beckster

You should check the list of exemptions. It'll have you wondering what tires the ban does apply to.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 18, 2026 02:37 PM (vJrRc)
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Yes, this is virtue-signaling bullshit. The tire manufactures will just fudge their "rolling resistance" to meet the new regs. Tire performance figures are mostly made-up marketing bullshit.

Ask anyone who races cars what a joke the "tire wear" ratings are.

But there is a problem with comically unsafe Chinesium tires that should not be on the road. But they are very cheap and people buy them. I'm sure they contribute to quite a few accidents.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

311 I firmly believe it's the drugs that have us in the society we are in today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Fifty inoculations on the just born have much to do with it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:44 PM (Cq/ve)

312 297 Aren't we talking about AOC?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)


oh goodie. you guys are f**king this chicken again. Yes, please, tell us in graphic detail how hot she is for a crazy eyed marxist bag of sh*t in a human suit.
Posted by: Nelly
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AOC has a choice, her risky one is to take on running for prezzie. The other is to take on Sen. Schumer. For a variety of reasons, Schumer is vulnerable to a challenge from the left but given the Dems run like the Mafia, we don't know what kompromat Schumer has on AOC that would get aired possibly.

We shall see in about a year. After the Midterms, the invisible presidential primary starts with donor ass kissing, rounding up staff to run, and other markers like long tours to specific early primary states to get coverage and identify locals for your campaign staffing there.

But 2028 is most likely AOC's best shot to run for prezzie as 2023 census if the GOP wins is likely to turn against the Dems as is the continuing drain of their illegals dripping away.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:45 PM (E4rtv)

313 But there is a problem with comically unsafe Chinesium tires that should not be on the road. But they are very cheap and people buy them. I'm sure they contribute to quite a few accidents.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

I doubt that the CA legislature is going to do anything useful to protect us from crap imported Red Chinese tires except by accident.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:45 PM (uhVAy)

314 nood

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 02:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

315 Harris is, not only, clearly lacking in intelligence; she's incredibly social inept. She hasn't the ability to connect what comes out of her mouth to the audience she is in front of.

She is a figurehead who is micromanaged, and this shows in spades when she has to do an interview. There is no buffer. There is no delay. There is only a toolless indivdual who goes searching into her tiny little mind to regurgitate something she half remembers, and didn't properly prepare for. Then, spits out a half-assed word salad.

She's not clever, street smart or even of average quality. She is in the lower half of the spectrum in all categories.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 02:46 PM (dIske)

316 Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:45 PM (E4rtv)

The zeitgeist is being pushed away from women. Impossible to miss. We are being set up.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:46 PM (+rw6l)

317 More shocking hypocrisy- nood.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 02:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

318 Fifty inoculations on the just born have much to do with it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:44 PM (Cq/ve)

i don't know if I have 50 inoculations added up my whole life.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 02:47 PM (uhVAy)

319 Nood consequences.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (PGK1w)

320 The zeitgeist is being pushed away from women. Impossible to miss. We are being set up.
Posted by: ...
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Eh, ops happen and only some of them succeed, others fail miserably or even backfire. Everything that the Deep State, media, and Democrats do is clouded by fraud and messaging ops, so the naive assumption is all media is an op is probaby close to the mark.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)

321 95 A name like Jacob ‘Big Jake’ Smith might inject some testerone into Telarico. Who knows?
Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 01:51 PM (LHPAg)
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More like a semen injection.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 18, 2026 02:49 PM (JNTt1)

322 Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 02:48 PM (E4rtv)

The good thing about my observations is I'm always willing to field test. The solid money is on Kamala or AOC, I think the nominee will be a man. A safe seeming "bridge candidate" to the DSA. AOC does somewhat fit the bill. Kamala absolutely doesn't. But I think they've got a man lined up.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (+rw6l)

323 Kamala is a Sing Sing Correctional 5
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 02:42 PM (+rw6l)

She's no girl of cellblock c.

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 18, 2026 02:50 PM (zBgIx)

324 TheOfficerTatum
58m
Two men dressed as women showed up to a Las Vegas Aces game and officially “declared” for the 2027 WNBA Draft

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:56 PM (Cq/ve)

325 See Hobbs choice for LG in AZ.

Posted by: epador at August 18, 2026 04:01 PM (TRnzq)

Some of You Will Not Believe Me, but the WNBA Is Woke Trash Filled With Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers

If only the world were run by seethingly-angry toxic lesbians.

It would look just like the WNBA and be just as profitable.


WNBA backtracks after Sophie Cunningham fans ordered to remove 'XX-XY' shirts at game: 'fell short'

Atlanta Dream's State Farm Arena allegedly put fan in pro-transgender shirt on Jumbotron before security told mother and daughter they'd be removed if they didn't cover XX-XY shirts, a brand Sophie Cunningham had posed with.

By the way, can I mention a pet peeve? A long, long time ago it was unusual to see a sports team with a singular nickname. Like, "the Avalanche." Rather than a plural, like "the Jets."

You Old-Heads might, like me, remember the old "NASL" soccer league. That league featured a lot of teams with a singular nickname.

But this stopped being a novelty many, many years ago, as more and more teams adopted singular nicknames. In fact, it's now a cliche.

So of course the WNBA has to be the most cliched franchise on earth and feature mostly singular nicknames. Atlanta Dream. Connecticut Sun. Chicago Sky. Indiana Fever. New York Liberty. Phoenix Mercury. Portland Fire. Seattle Storm.

I had to look these up, you know. I can't name them off the top of my head like some commenters I could name but won't. (Garrett.)

The "singular team name" thing is only attention grabbing when there's one singular team name among many plural names.


It's so fucking gay and stupid.


Fights over silent protests against males in women's sports have jumped from the high school soccer field to the professional basketball arena, as the WNBA wrings its hands over the meaning of "women" with just six weeks until the playoffs and eight months before a draft that could include NBA veterans who claim eligibility under league rules.

Fans of gender-critical Indiana Fever sharpshooter Sophie Cunningham allege that security ordered them to cover up their XX-XY Athletics shirts, which promote female-only sports, at Sunday's Atlanta Dream home game against the visiting Fever at State Farm Arena, where Cunningham celebrated her 30th birthday with an overtime win.

This was despite the fact that Cunningham appeared with XX-XY founder Jennifer Sey, the 1986 U.S. Women's All-Around National Champion gymnast, and Riley Gaines, the former collegiate swimmer, at a Minnesota Lynx game soon after Cunningham endorsed female-only sports in an ESPN profile.

Minnesota Lynx, another one. But maybe "lynx" is also a plural. But if so, it's plural selected to sound singular.


Both the WNBA and Dream confirmed the incident late Monday, saying fans were wrongly asked by league security -- not the team's personnel -- to cover their shirts, but did not mention the content of the clothing.

"This should not have happened," a league spokesperson told Front Office Sports.

"The Atlanta Dream believes in creating a safe and inclusive environment for everyone. Unfortunately, at last night's game, WNBA security took actions that fell short of that standard," the team said.

...

It represents an escalation in response since Seattle Storm co-owner Celeste Keaton allegedly cursed out teenage Cunningham fans in XX-XY Athletics gear, also holding signs thanking her for "speaking up for girls," when the Fever visited the Storm last month. Cunningham shamed Keaton on social media.

Seattle journalist Brandi Kruse, who helped organize a pro-Cunningham rally outside the game, reported the girls weren't told to cover the shirts or hide the signs. She said Climate Pledge Arena security refused to remove Keaton for harassing fans, though the WNBA suspended her for five home games for unspecified behavior.

"They gave us t-shirts during overtime and told us we had to leave or cover our [XX-XY] shirts up," an unidentified woman who attended Sunday's Fever-Dream game with her teenage daughter told conservative activist Adam Francisco after the game.

The daughter said they paid $1,000 each for their seats on floor 3, row C, three rows from the court, to support Cunningham and girls' sports.

"We did nothing. We were just sitting there," the mother said, adding that she had wanted to make signs supporting Cunningham but refrained so as not to ruffle feathers at the game. Their shirts have variations of the XX-XY logo on the front, and on the daughter's Riley Gaines collaboration shirt, "for the girls" on the back.

$1000 a seat? Are you all insane? To watch what are essentially boys high school players, only butcher?

Bonus: The WNBA subreddit has banned any mentions of the WNBA's second-most popular player. Leftwing women have a stroooooong inclination towards fascism.

Because like other fascists, they assume they'll be the ones wielding the fasces forever.



WNBA fan subreddit bans posters from using Sophie Cunningham's name after defense of women's sports


A Reddit user shared screenshots showing mods confirmed the ban and threatened further action for questioning it


The WNBA and its fans are in a constant struggle to outdo whatever previous record they already set for most ridiculous sports league ever created.

...

[O]ver the last several weeks and months, the self-destructive tendencies and nature of the WNBA organization, its coaches, and fans has reared its ugly head yet again. This time, their ire has been directed at Sophie Cunningham.

...

And now, in perhaps the most ridiculous and explanatory example of the league's fandom, has seen her name banned from the WNBA subreddit. Seriously.

One Reddit user tried to post about Sophie Cunningham in the r/WNBA subreddit, only to find that they weren't able to use her name or several other abbreviations. They then messaged the moderators, who then confirmed that this was a purposeful decision and that any further questioning would lean to being banned.

"Why do you ban people from posting about Sophie Cunningham, who's a WNBA player?," the user asked. "We filter content based on Sophi [sic] because it tends to bring out trolls and people who aren't fans of the W," the mod answered.

"But she's a WNBA player that does have actual fans," the user responded. "If you can't post about a player you're a fan of, that seems ridiculous."

"We have chosen to filter content. If you want to post freely about Sophie you can go to a different sub," the mod said. Unsurprisingly, the user pointed out that it's absurd to block posts about a WNBA player in the r/WNBA subreddit, asking how that made sense.

"You aren't even a contributor to this sub, so I suggest you go back to the other WNBA subs. This is our decision. If you keep messaging about this you will be banned," the moderator answered.

If women controlled the world there would be no petty squabbling.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:24 PM




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1 I shant believe it. I shannot!

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2026 12:25 PM (S0M0K)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:26 PM (y+Apl)

3 You couldn’t pay me $1000 to sit in one of those seats. That is crazy.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 12:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

4 "This should not have happened," a league spokesperson told Front Office Sports.

And did you fire the person who decided, apparently on their own, that Sane-Americans are not permitted to attend Lesboball contests?

I bet you did not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

5 You had me at Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers....

But I'll still read the rest of it just to be part of the gang.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (Ot/FD)

6 Climate Pledge Arena?

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)

7 (Garrett)

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (LQKAS)

8 I saw Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers open for Insane Clown Posse at Gathering of the Juggaloes 2003.

Posted by: Britney Griner's Dick at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (GTqXr)

9 >>>6 Climate Pledge Arena?

Isn't that something?

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

10 "... Sophie Cunningham fans ordered to remove 'XX-XY' shirts at game ..."

Kind of ironic nowadays that this would be illegal discrimination here in the UK.

Philosophical beliefs are a protected characteristic under the 2010 Equality Act, a way for atheists to protect their Muslim friends and not give a special carve out for religion. This was deemed by a court to include the (rather common) belief that men cannot become women.

Posted by: Doubting_Rich at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (uXnkN)

11 The Avalanche becomes the Avs pretty regularly. I don't think that works with Fever or Fire. The Feves, the Firs...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (n5tGW)

12 Ugh, clown hookers are the worst, am I right?

And Climate Pledge Arena is so cringe. I used to be Key Arena (for Key Bank, a localish bank)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

13 These people are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:30 PM (y+Apl)

14 Some of You Will Not Believe Me, but the WNBA Is Woke Trash Filled With Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers

I want to believe.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at August 18, 2026 12:30 PM (QzM4s)

15 By the way, can I mention a pet peeve? A long, long time ago it was unusual to see a sports team with a singular nickname. Like, "the Avalanche." Rather than a plural, like "the Jets."
________

I'll grant that it's more common in the WNBA, but it's been a thing for a while. Alabama, Stanford, Tulane in college. Utah, Orlando, Miami and Oklahoma City in the NBA.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (XvL8K)

16 Meanwhile in Australia

The Australian Football League Women, AFLW, has just reversed a banning decision. Now a trans-gender named Hannah can play in the league. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

When Hannah played for a minor league team, they scored 17 goals in 8 games.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

17 Remember when the NBA did that frightful homosexual "team names in Spanish" thing?

And the Miami Heat was.... Los Heat?

Not "Los Calor". Not even "El Calor".

El Cringe-o, dude-o.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (Ot/FD)

18 1000 dollars a ticket ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (726Da)

19 Ace, I agree with you about the singular team nicknames. It’s collectivism, pure and simple.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

20 Vermont Vespa would be a good WNBA team name if Vermont were large enough to support a team.

Posted by: Sport Ute at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (JM9I6)

21 Well, it's a political op, so...

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (iyblN)

22 Climate Pledge Arena?
Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)


Now with Lemon Scent!

Posted by: far cry at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (WbWbV)

23 Climate Pledge Arena?
Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (2Xqig)


Yup - that's the name of the arena in Seattle. I know this because of hockey. Quite cringe.

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (S0M0K)

24
Goood morning, ace!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (XJ22o)

25

How about a few more cities to the roster of awesome teams.

The Kalamzoo Kunts, or Kunt in the singular.

The Tampa Tampons

The Buffalo Bulldykes

The Las Vegas Vaginas

The Morristown Muff Divers

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (och2J)

26 16 Hannah is going to kill someone.

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (YwEeS)

27 There's a movie idea - Undocumented Killer Klown Sex Workers from Space.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (2GVsD)

28 Mom and daughter should have just removed the offending shirts. And their bras.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (1z8ji)

29

Don't bring me down.

BRUCE!

Posted by: Misheard lyrics at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)

30 Now a trans-gender named Hannah can play in the league. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.
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Sorry, we don't do fake genders and we don't use fake measurements...

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (TN0g+)

31 It isn't a sport, it is a grievance session with ticket sales.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (biNg8)

32 Afternoon Ace.
WNBA is absolutely unwatchable. I rarely watch NBA, do watch some college ball, but the women's game is good awful basketball

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (rp63B)

33 There will be more than one killer scrum mate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)

34 Roanoke Rugmunchers

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (y+Apl)

35 Anytime Anal Greese shoots a brrrrrrick, Yakety Sax HAS to be playing in the background.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (CszeO)

36 The plural of lynx is chain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Ot/FD)

37 A reminder: Reddit is hugely compromised and used as a front for a wide variety of government types. It is used to shape behavior and public opinions.

Also most Reddit mods are bullies at heart.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

38 "$1000 a seat? Are you all insane? To watch what are essentially boys high school players, only butcher?"

Most seats are under $100 but the courtside seats are much more, especially after the criminal ticket resale market takes its pound of flesh. (That entire industry is a fucking criminal enterprise and should be RICO-ed into oblivion.)

I assume these ladies wanted to make a quick political statement on short notice and to do that they needed to pay obscene vigs through a reseller.

Good for them. Fuck these abhorrent manling lesbian basketball "players."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

39 I'm sure the men seeking to join the WNBA will fix everything right up.

Yup... fix everything.

It's going to be the most entertaining flaming clown boner show, ever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (2Cry5)

40 There used to be FOUR singular teams in all of American professional sports.

Avalanche
Lightning
Magic
Jazz

Now they're everywhere.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (PGK1w)

41 How about the Chattanooga Hootchie? Is that singular, plural?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (tvdD1)

42 32 Afternoon Ace.
WNBA is absolutely unwatchable. I rarely watch NBA, do watch some college ball, but the women's game is good awful basketball
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (rp63B)


Maybe they could use some Transgender Gals to liven up the game...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (726Da)

43 >To watch what are essentially boys high school players, only butcher?

To be fair, any decent HS boys team would beat the snot out of the WNBA 'champions'.

And, the WNBA is nothing more than a money laundering op for the NBA.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (GTqXr)

44 35 There is a guy on YT who covers every game . Statpadder I think is his name. Hilarious.

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

45 Climate Pledge Arena?

Isn't that something?
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

I use Climate Pledge to put a lovely shine on my wicker furniture.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (1z8ji)

46 Sioux Falls Slutbags

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (y+Apl)

47 Georgia Gash?

Posted by: Off My Fodder at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (JM9I6)

48 40 Miami Heat

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (YwEeS)

49 *places hand over no-no square*

I pledge allegiance
To the twinks
Of the Democrat Socialists of America

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 18, 2026 12:35 PM (w9Wax)

50 By the by, is a clown hooker a clown who hooks?

If so, what is a hooker clown?

I want to make sure I understand all the nuances of this important issue.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 12:35 PM (QzM4s)

51
Wait

LYNX?

Uh-oh

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:35 PM (+rw6l)

52 Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers was the garage band name for The Dixie Chicks when they were first starting out.

Posted by: Music nerd at August 18, 2026 12:35 PM (2Ez/1)

53 an unidentified woman who attended Sunday's Fever-Dream

Now that's comedy.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 18, 2026 12:35 PM (i8+2Q)

54 Ah, I forgot the Heat.

There used to be FIVE singular teams in all of American professional sports.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 12:35 PM (PGK1w)

55 "A long, long time ago it was unusual to see a sports team with a singular nickname."

[Grins]

-- Crimson Tide

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

56 Heh. Anal Grease.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (y+Apl)

57 During OT, a security guard told them
they had to put provided Atlanta Dream shirts over their shirts or they would be escorted out…
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Girl power!!!!

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (+rw6l)

58 You Old-Heads might, like me

Is, perchance, Grognards the term you seek, Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (0sNs1)

59 The Boise Scrunt is having a magnificent season so far.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (D3O7T)

60 36 The plural of lynx is chain.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Ot/FD)

You must never break them

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

61 >>>I'll grant that it's more common in the WNBA, but it's been a thing for a while. Alabama, Stanford, Tulane in college. Utah, Orlando, Miami and Oklahoma City in the NBA.

yes, it exists, but it's only an interesting naming convention because it's rare. Once it's not rare, it's just lame and gay.

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

62 Meanwhile in Australia

The Australian Football League Women, AFLW, has just reversed a banning decision. Now a trans-gender named Hannah can play in the league. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

When Hannah played for a minor league team, they scored 17 goals in 8 games.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Pfffft. Look up Julien, er, Julie Tetart from France.
Trans woman basketball player who wants to play in the WNBA. He's cut more than Ahnold Schwarzenegger in his prime.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (CszeO)

63 Chromosome shirts?

You'd think that all these people with their sociology degrees would have at least read the forward in one of their trumped up textbooks.

Here's a clue. Americans are spiteful. You ban something, it becomes more popular and almost a rite of passage to test the limits.

Try this: "Anyone bringing green dildos to the games will be removed."

Now: "If you wear a chromosome shirt, you will be asked to leave."

GUESS what happens next.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (dIske)

64 58 You Old-Heads might, like me

Is, perchance, Grognards the term you seek, Ace?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (0sNs1)

Revanchists.

Posted by: Patrick Wayne at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)

65 Memphis Menopause. They're in the senior WNBA

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (rp63B)

66 Atlanta Dream. Connecticut Sun. Chicago Sky. Indiana Fever. New York Liberty. Phoenix Mercury. Portland Fire. Seattle Storm.
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Most of these don't lend themselves to a memorable mascot who can jazz up the crowd.

What's the mascot for a "dream?" A Lovecraftian horror?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (FZ29D)

67 I was about to make up a lot of fun terrible singular names, but refrained. You're welcome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (n5tGW)

68 Also most Reddit mods are bullies at heart.
----

Most mods *everywhere* are enjoying their "It's COVID and now I have situational power" days. I've been banned from three guitar sites because of various posts I've made that never carried a single word of profanity, but simply answered someone's questions about how the world works.

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

69 The New York "Orange Man Bad" has a ring to it.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (CYBB0)

70 I know which side I'm on here, but:

"Seattle journalist Brandi Kruse, who helped organize a pro-Cunningham rally outside the game..."

That means you're not a journalist.

Posted by: The_Hoser at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (H4qGm)

71 There used to be FOUR singular teams in all of American professional sports.

Avalanche
Lightning
Magic
Jazz

Now they're everywhere.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (PGK1w)


Miami Heat also existed before the Avalanche and the Lightning.

Lots of college ones have existed for a long time. Fighting Irish, Crimson Tide, Wolfpack, Bison, Green Wave. To name a few

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (S0M0K)

72
Climate Pledge Arena?

Is it built on stolen land?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (Cqx++)

73 "WNBA is absolutely unwatchable."

It does seem to be an absolutely irresistible topic of discussion though. Don't know why, but we just can't seem to get enough of it.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

74 I saw Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers open for Insane Clown Posse at Gathering of the Juggaloes 2003.
Posted by: Britney Griner's Dick

Dude!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (DZ9Lv)

75 The plural of lynx is chain.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (Ot/FD)

You must never break them
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)


You get a song written about you if you do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

76 >>>I was about to make up a lot of fun terrible singular names, but refrained. You're welcome.

The Brooklyn Agita

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)

77 "If only the world were run by seethingly-angry toxic lesbians."

what? you mean it's not ?

coulda fooled me ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (VyBeY)

78 I think Politics can absolutely be a religion. Sportsball can be a religion. Both can invoke huge tribal, unthinking loyalty, and violence, and a sense of belonging, shared suffering, or moral superiority.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (xcxpd)
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What is your definition of a "religion" that everybody will buy into?

Because this is part of the atheist-neglected slop that I had to wade through in order to get to a workable functional model.

So many atheists are content to say "Marxism is a religion", but with a similar sloppiness they will say "What makes religious people dumb is there belief in supernatural beings" or "things without evidence".

Truly those don't both define "religion".

That's why I concentrate on what they have in common. A social structure of a Vision as the image of what it's all about, and societal dynamics like enforcement--which is not essential, but just typical.

So, my point is finer, it cannot be a "religion" because we don't have a workable, functional definition.

What you yourself are citing are social structures. And that's my point, things can have similar social dynamics.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (Fi81e)

79 I'll grant that it's more common in the WNBA, but it's been a thing for a while. Alabama, Stanford, Tulane in college. Utah, Orlando, Miami and Oklahoma City in the NBA.

yes, it exists, but it's only an interesting naming convention because it's rare. Once it's not rare, it's just lame and gay.
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)
_____

"Well yea, ya dummy! The league's entire brand is to be lame and gay."

-- WNBA

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

80 Once it's not rare, it's just lame and gay.
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)
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That's a succinct description of just about the entire modern media complex.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (FZ29D)

81 yes, it exists, but it's only an interesting naming convention because it's rare. Once it's not rare, it's just lame and gay.
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)


In fairness, lame and gay is kind of on-brand for the WNBA.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (ExV1e)

82 Plural "Lynx" is Lynxi. Rhythms with knicky.

We have 2:1 specials on Tuesdays.

Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Cheetah Club Owner at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2waQ7)

83 What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?
.
.
.
Wesbians!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

84 One of the new teams in the WNBA will be the Cleveland Sirens.

Voyagers returning from your Troy cruise take note, and plot your course carefully to sail between the Sirens and the Steamers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (0sNs1)

85 I have an Orix Blue Wave jersey. Mostly because it's a cool name.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (DZ9Lv)

86 long, long time ago it was unusual to see a sports team with a singular nickname."

[Grins]

-- Crimson Tide
Posted by: Elric The Blade

[Waves]

-Syracuse Orange

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (YZ0Fo)

87 Vegas Vag

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

88 Since I have (or had, depending how far into the cartoon) nine lives, Tweety has begun to refer to me as el Gatos.

Posted by: Sylvester at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (n+4TK)

89 Fans of gender-critical Indiana Fever sharpshooter Sophie Cunningham...

WTF does "gender-critical" even mean?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

90 How about a few more cities to the roster of awesome teams.

The Kalamzoo Kunts, or Kunt in the singular.

The Tampa Tampons

The Buffalo Bulldykes

The Las Vegas Vaginas

The Morristown Muff Divers

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq

Roanoke Rugmunchers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Hoboken Harlots

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (i8+2Q)

91 And, the WNBA is nothing more than a money laundering op for the NBA.
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The WNBA doesn't turn a profit--its heavily subsidized by the NBA.

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

92 29

Don't bring me down.

BRUCE!

Posted by: Misheard lyrics at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)

Oh my gosh. Now I can't get that out of my head, and for decades, I thought they were saying WOOSH!

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (wLjpr)

93 /Off, rustler's rhapsody sock

Also, this is not just censorship, but rather propaganda.

1) highlight speech you like- Pro-Trans!

2) Suppress speech you dislike Chromosome shirts (which is a retarded meme, need a better one.)

This crosses the line from just wanting people to focus on the game and becomes specific editorializing.

Fuck you, WNBA. It would honestly do you some good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

94 Ah, I forgot the Heat.

There used to be FIVE singular teams in all of American professional sports.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
______

And Oklahoma City. And I only listed the most prominent Division I college teams in my comment above. There are many others in Division I and II.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (XvL8K)

95 25

How about a few more cities to the roster of awesome teams.

The Kalamzoo Kunts, or Kunt in the singular.

The Tampa Tampons

The Buffalo Bulldykes

The Las Vegas Vaginas

The Morristown Muff Divers

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (och2J)

Dykesville Dikes

Mammoth Lake Mammaries

Buffalo Boobs

Kansas City Karens

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

96 The league's entire brand is to be lame and gay."

"Hey!! That's our gig!" - The Washington Generals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (2GVsD)

97 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (2YhKe)

98 long, long time ago it was unusual to see a sports team with a singular nickname."

[Grins]

-- Crimson Tide
Posted by: Elric The Blade

[Waves]

-Syracuse Orange

----

Stanford Cardinal

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

99 The daughter said they paid $1,000 each for their seats on floor 3, row C, three rows from the court, to support Cunningham and girls' sports.

Only Cunningham and Clark can command those sorts of prices in women's basketball.

What is tragic for the WNBA is that Spirit Airlines went bankrupt, so they can't fly coach on Spirit anymore when C&C are finally driven from the league.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (aD4fx)

100 I had a terrible smog problem above my house, but climate pledge cleaned it right up.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (biNg8)

101 But hey, we're talking about them, right?

No pub is bad pub?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (2YhKe)

102 Fans of gender-critical Indiana Fever sharpshooter Sophie Cunningham...

WTF does "gender-critical" even mean?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)
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A woman who thinks "All men are the same!"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (Fi81e)

103 Years ago when Miami was going to get a baseball team , names were being suggested the Humidity.
Why the Humidity? Because when someone asks "what's the worst team in Miami ? " The answer would be "it's not the Heat , it's the Humidity"
Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip the wait staff , try the veal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (rp63B)

104 Lots of college ones have existed for a long time. Fighting Irish, Crimson Tide, Wolfpack, Bison, Green Wave. To name a few

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (S0M0K)

College has a TON. There are 16 Division I schools with singular mascots. It's pervasive. That's like 15% or something.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (PGK1w)

105 >>>Don't bring me down.

BRUCE!

Posted by: Misheard lyrics at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)

Oh my gosh. Now I can't get that out of my head, and for decades, I thought they were saying WOOSH!

...

I thought it was "Gruce," which sounds like a Dutch or German greeting ("Gruss Gott," or may God greet (you)).

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

106 Fuck you, WNBA. It would honestly do you some good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

Not even with ace's shelf-mangled pig sticker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (QzM4s)

107 Gender Critical means you are a hater, you only believe there are men and women.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)

108 They are not pro trans, they're Gender Deniers.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (r7+Q7)

109 Climate Pledge Arena?

Is it built on stolen land?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM (Cqx++)

Probably. But you understand, don't you, that if they do start allowing trannies in the WNBA, they will have to preface each game with a Gland Acknowledgement?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)

110 73 "WNBA is absolutely unwatchable."

It does seem to be an absolutely irresistible topic of discussion though. Don't know why, but we just can't seem to get enough of it.
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 12:37 PM


This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The Flying Green Dildos at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)

111 Memphis Menopause. They're in the senior WNBA
Posted by: Smell the Glove

And the first 20 seniors through the gate get a free bottle of Astroglide.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (y+Apl)

112 The refs will soon debut a new penalty called Excelling While White.

It's the first penalty to be used by all refs and valid for all televised sports from Poverty Ball (aka Soccer) to Rollerfucking.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (D3O7T)

113 Wait... It's not "Don't bring me clowns"?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (n5tGW)

114 Some of You Will Not Believe Me, but the WNBA Is Woke Trash Filled With Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers
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The technical on Caitlin Clarke caused me to scoff and say "Garbage league".

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (Fi81e)

115 In fairness, lame and gay is kind of on-brand for the WNBA.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


The B&LNBA is pissed that two white wimminses raised them from being unable to fill a high school gym to moving to the big house that seats 20k people. Indiana Fever played Atlanta in a 20,000 seat arena because they sold 17k tickets.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (CszeO)

116 People should show up with xx xy on their shirts but have it covered up with duct tape in the shape of xx xy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (/WHpM)

117 THE Kokomo Karen

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 12:41 PM (viF8m)

118 Schenectady Scissorers

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

119 oh, and $1000 a ticket? ayfkm?

types, deletes

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 12:42 PM (VyBeY)

120 Climate Pledge Arena???

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 12:42 PM (jPziU)

121 The most athletic event in a WNBA game in the last years was when the green dildo landed on the suction cup and stuck.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2026 12:42 PM (3cUTc)

122
I don't mind being recognized as a "critical thinker".

Which is a lot more than the Purple Penguin crowd is doing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:42 PM (Fi81e)

123 But you understand, don't you, that if they do start allowing trannies in the WNBA, they will have to preface each game with a Gland Acknowledgement?
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That's top shelf material right there!

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

124 C'mon - the WNBA provided a great service.

In the Before Times, you were required to accept any male's assertion that they had become a women.

Now, you can demand that they mutilate themselves and douse themselves with hormones before you have to consider them a woman.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (aD4fx)

125 The Houston Hags.
The Sioux City Shims.
The Nashville Nags.

Posted by: LASue at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (XQ5fJ)

126 And, the WNBA is nothing more than a money laundering op for the NBA.
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The WNBA doesn't turn a profit--its heavily subsidized by the NBA.
Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:39 PM (TN0g+)
__

Yea, it's a big money-loser, but the NBA is so fucking stinking rich it can easily afford to subsidize these angry bitter gashcunts.

I think what the NBA really gets of it -- and the whole point for the subsidies -- is papal indulgences for all the criminals, thugs, and wife-beaters in the NBA.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

127 BRUCE!

Posted by: Misheard lyrics at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)

That's not the actual lyric? What is it then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (1z8ji)

128 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (2Ez/1)

129 Utah Jazz

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (jPziU)

130 I know which side I'm on here, but:

"Seattle journalist Brandi Kruse, who helped organize a pro-Cunningham rally outside the game..."

That means you're not a journalist.


All journalists have agenda, some are more honest about it than others.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (vTZFs)

131 I feel like the trend started with the crimson tide

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (j+aD2)

132 I really hope a bunch of ex-college and ex-nba players declare for the WNBA. Maybe 5 starters from a Division II that didn't get drafted and all go to the same team.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (n5tGW)

133 100, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (VyBeY)

134
I thought it was "Gruce," which sounds like a Dutch or German greeting ("Gruss Gott," or may God greet (you)).

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

Yo are right - it's groos, which one of the lyricists said was a made up word.

I suspect drugs and alcohol were involved.

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (wLjpr)

135 If you keep messaging about this you will be banned," the moderator answered."

*Snort *

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (XuXeR)

136 The New England Clam.
Regional and appropriate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (rp63B)

137 Newest expansion team should be all trans. Enes Kanter Freedom, Royce White, Julie Tetart and two other male retired NBA pros.

Call the new team the Nashville Ball-ers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (CszeO)

138 The Houston Hags.
The Sioux City Shims.
The Nashville Nags.

Posted by: LASue at

You can buy Nashville Balls shirts from xx xy. The back says "One Love, Two Balls"

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (YZ0Fo)

139 WTF does "gender-critical" even mean?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

___________________

Oh, that's a litmus test used when frequenting bars in South East Asia.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (dIske)

140 The Seattle Subaru

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (D3O7T)

141 Climate Pledge Arena? That's for real?

Posted by: Sumdude at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (nPp6w)

142 San Antonio Strap-ons

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (S0M0K)

143 I really hope a bunch of ex-college and ex-nba players declare for the WNBA. Maybe 5 starters from a Division II that didn't get drafted and all go to the same team.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Get out of my #137 mind!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:45 PM (CszeO)

144 the trend started with the crimson tide"

The Thundering Herd waves

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)

145 The Phoenix franchise is named after the small, insignificant planet that orbits closest to the Sun in a city with an NBA franchise named The Suns. It totally puts them in their proper place and I'm kind of surprised none of the harpies have complained about it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 18, 2026 12:45 PM (/OKHJ)

146 The daughter has a nice set of, uh wait, how old is she?

Posted by: Sumdude at August 18, 2026 12:45 PM (nPp6w)

147 >>>Mom and daughter should have just removed the offending shirts. And their bras.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:32 PM (1z8ji)

*grinning Jack Nicholson gif*

Posted by: Max Power at August 18, 2026 12:45 PM (q177U)

148 Newest expansion team should be all trans. Enes Kanter Freedom, Royce White, Julie Tetart and two other male retired NBA pros.

Call the new team the Nashville Ball-ers.
Posted by: rickb223

That's Clay Travis plan. And put in a bid to start a team. Nashville Balls.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 12:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

149 [Waves]

-Syracuse Orange
=====

Used to be Orangemen

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (JvZF+)

150

The "W" in WNBA stands for Miserable Bitchy Unattractive Prog Lesbos.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (och2J)

151 >>I had to look these up, you know. I can't name them off the top of my head like some commenters I could name but won't.


Heh.



I see headlines about the WNBA and it always some mean girl sh#t or grrl power affirmation:
"[whatsherface league president] finally address Sophie Cunninghams controversial statements"

"Satou Sabally’s concussion battle feels unfair — but it’s right for her to prioritize health"

"DiJonai Carrington has WNBA fan escorted from courtside — he returned after ‘unfounded’ complaint"


If you want to be taken seriously, then act like freaking professional athletes, not high school cliques.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (X8xt3)

152 I guess Red Sox and White Sox are plural. Not sure.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (XvL8K)

153
Sex obscurantists.

"Gender", at best, are groups of social customs that humans with imperfect knowledge put around the preservation of reproductivity. How the primest of female picks the primest of males, or vice versa. And on down the line.

Society believing that with standards about choosing mates and bonding to a pairing serve the next generation the best.

Dismissing it all as a "social convention" with hopeful social conventions that don't have millennia of success behind them is anti-thinking.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (Fi81e)

154 Gender critical?

Roger Ebert giving you two thumbs up in the locker room?

No thanks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (Ot/FD)

155 Gender Critical means you are a hater, you only believe there are men and women.

Yes, I assume that's what the writer meant but the phrase itself is nonsense.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:47 PM (vTZFs)

156 What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?
.
.
.
Wesbians!
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

C3P0 - Wookies!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2026 12:47 PM (qx7Zg)

157 Karl Heinz-Granitza would not allow such tomfoolery in the NASL!!

Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at August 18, 2026 12:47 PM (OwZYH)

158 >>The "W" in WNBA stands for Miserable Bitchy Unattractive Prog Lesbos.



Huh, thought it stood for "Whiny?"
Or was it "Waaaaahhhhhh!"?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:47 PM (X8xt3)

159 I suppose Denver can name its 0.4 baseball team "the Colorado Plateau"

Posted by: 'cause they ain't getting better at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (88C+u)

160 Brandi Kruse has some guts. They are fixing her and going badter her sponsors

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (rp63B)

161 Mustard > Mayonai > Baconai > DiJonai

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (D3O7T)

162 Roger Ebert giving you two thumbs up in the locker room?

No thanks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (Ot/FD)

_________________________

Rusty Thumbs?

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (dIske)

163 Gender Critical means you are a hater, you only believe there are men and women.

Yes, I assume that's what the writer meant but the phrase itself is nonsense.
Posted by: Oddbob


Before: Trust the Science!
Now: No! Not that Science!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (CszeO)

164 I wonder how all the players staff and coaches feel about having tampax emblazoned all over their courts. Bet 10 bucks they have give away days and win a year's supply if you sink a shot from half court.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (/WHpM)

165 "Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers"



"We ain't fucking them"

-- Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

166 DEVELOPING -- The WNBA will be replacing the W in the logo with a "who knows" emoji, but are currently deadlocked in indecision whether to use the Male or Female version of the emoji.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (rbvCR)

167 >>Climate Pledge Arena? That's for real?


It's lemon fresh!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (X8xt3)

168 The WFL started the stupid singular name crap (other than the metric football teams).

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (dk1uA)

169 Saint Louis Uts

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (w9Wax)

170 Sneezy Tom is back from his vet appt. Whatever is causing it, it's only in his sinuses, not his lungs. Vet has no specific Dx, but insisted on giving the 'long overdue' whatever shot, and a course of oral antibiotic, and there will be a return visit on the 31st.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

171 And, in case you weren't aware........


Angel Reese SUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUCSSSS.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

172 I am trying to think of og sports ball teams that did NOT have a plural name and not coming up with much. The point is that it was always a team. The Celtics, The Lakers, the Bulls. It was a group. The Pistons, the Nuggets.

The only two I can think of that were different were fairly new and the name was singular, but a group concept. The Heat and the Jazz.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

173 The individuals are nothing, the team is everything. Hence the singular name.

Posted by: PG at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (qln0f)

174 Yayyy! I take a break and we're talking about the ghetto apes!

Could you imagine paying $1000 just to be abused?

I could, but it would involve hot asian women in schoolgirl outfits.

$1000 to see a WNBA game.
Wow.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (Sco7b)

175 suppose Denver can name its 0.4 baseball team "the Colorado Plateau"
Posted by: 'cause they ain't getting better at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (88C+u)


The plural of that, of course is "the Plateaux"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (rbvCR)

176 WTF does "gender-critical" even mean?
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Proper linguistic/literary structure.

"Le" is the masculine singular definite article in French, while "la" is the feminine singular definite article. They are used to specify particular nouns in a sentence."

Unless, of course, one is psychologically damaged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (XeU6L)

177 171 And, in case you weren't aware........


Angel Reese SUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUCSSSS.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)

But not in the good way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (Y/06r)

178 >>I suppose Denver can name its 0.4 baseball team "the Colorado Plateau"



The Denver Escarpment

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (X8xt3)

179 Doxxing her and going after her sponsors. Geez

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (rp63B)

180 Dismissing it all as a "social convention" with hopeful social conventions that don't have millennia of success behind them is anti-thinking.
===
WHY DO YOU HATE PROGRESS!!!!

Posted by: Perverted Weirdo Hoping to Normalize Perversion at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (anL5R)

181 Climate Pledge isn't even really Polish.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (D3O7T)

182 Not sure if any of you ever saw that the Washington Mystics used to have multiple "Attendance Champions" banners hanging from the rafters of the hockey / basketball arena in D.C. (known as the MCI Center at the time - now called Capital One Arena). They took them down in 2010 after many years of being mercilessly ridiculed.

They have since moved to a very small arena in Southeast DC.

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (S0M0K)

183 fun story developing out of happy valley btw

some enterprising young men have gotten themselves into a spot of trouble!

APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

184 Unless, of course, one is psychologically damaged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (XeU6L)

Wot?

*stupid, blank look*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

185 All journalists have agenda, some are more honest about it than others.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:43 PM (vTZFs)

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Bias yes, agenda no. As a journalist you actively work to suppress your bias, and if you have an agenda, you're a flack.

Posted by: The_Hoser at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (H4qGm)

186 "DiJonai Carrington has WNBA fan escorted from courtside — he returned after ‘unfounded’ complaint"

If you want to be taken seriously, then act like freaking professional athletes, not high school cliques.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:46 PM (X8xt3)
____

This is a positive development. At the height of BLM hysteria and witch-hunting, all a black player had to do was make some bullshit accusation about a white fan, and the fan was ejected, cancelled, and smeared.

But it looks like that fetid era has passed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

187 I've been calling it the WBMBA for years.

The Wanna Be Men Basketball Association. Because the league was loaded with bulldykes butching around eating pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (2YhKe)

188 >>Angel Reese SUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUCSSSS.........


Not gonna make the Angel Reese "fetch" happen.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (X8xt3)

189 Reese was being call the Dennis Rodman of rebounding, but someone pointed out that ? like 40 of her rebounds were "me-bounds" (rebounding her own missed layups).

Clark has improved on her shooting, and has other shooters which makes it a little easier for her. Too bad their own coach doesn't even support them very well. Still better to watch the replays of the best moments, than whole games.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (vbXSk)

190 183 fun story developing out of happy valley btw

some enterprising young men have gotten themselves into a spot of trouble!

APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

Those scamps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

191 167 >>Climate Pledge Arena? That's for real?


It's lemon fresh!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:48 PM (X8xt3)

Pump bottle, not aerosol.

Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (/WHpM)

192 Climate Pledge isn't even really Polish.
----

Does it have carrots in it?

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (TN0g+)

193 The 1981 NASL World Champions Chicago Sting have entered the chat. Believe it or not, we all got a day off of school for that one. I even named my first born son Karl-Heinz.

Back around that time, we had the Chicago Hustle women's basketball team on WGN. It was then as 9 year old that I realized that I was generally not attracted to female basketball players.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (qwx/I)

194 I considered "Denver Sucks" for the 5/6 bar ambient atmosphere, but that's plural.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (88C+u)

195 Canada needs a WNBA team. The Regina Monologues.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (dk1uA)

196 I can pay far less to see a woman play basketball in Tijuana.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (D3O7T)

197 fun story developing out of happy valley btw

some enterprising young men have gotten themselves into a spot of trouble!

APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

And one of their dads, who they got for attempting to conceal evidence.

LET'S GO STATE!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (PGK1w)

198 Dissolve the WNBA, then reconstitute a women’s pro league by making each NBA team field a women’s team, under the NBA teams’ name and mascot, and keep it that way until the women’s league shows a profit. That way the women players understand that until they can stand on their own, they’re game is just a derivative of the men’s game

Posted by: Machiavelli at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (AXN0p)

199 fun story developing out of happy valley btw

some enterprising young men have gotten themselves into a spot of trouble!

APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew
Posted by: Black Orchid

The ring leader/mastermind is the only one still on the run. He obvi knew to get out of there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

200 Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

Hey there sweetie, what's that insect stuff you were talking about. For bites?

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (+rw6l)

201 And, in case you weren't aware........


Angel Reese SUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUCSSSS.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:49 PM (2YhKe)
=====

I was not aware. And now I have regrets.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (JvZF+)

202 WNBA? *yawn*
Meanwhile on a more serious note, we are screwed:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3jz8ja

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (UjdFS)

203 I saw Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers open for Insane Clown Posse at Ringling Bailey's in '04.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

204 Don't be fooled!

This is all just an attempt by the capitalist cispatriarchy to distract from the Epstein and UAP files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (0sNs1)

205 192. Probably. Just like Polar Bears. Not even Polish. It's all marketing and LIES.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (D3O7T)

206 The only two I can think of that were different were fairly new and the name was singular, but a group concept. The Heat and the Jazz.

But those two make sense. Miami Heat because it's hot in Miami and Utah Jazz because... uh because... well... never mind.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)

207 Climate Pledge isn't even really Polish.
Posted by: sifty boones



Don't tell me: it is Macedonian

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (biNg8)

208 fun story developing out of happy valley btw"

At least it's not Annandale...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (XuXeR)

209 APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

Those scamps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)
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Put them on DOUBLE-SECRET PROBATION!

Posted by: Dean Vernon Wormer at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (FZ29D)

210 Oppose the SAVE act! Or are you a racist?

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."

-
And anti-Christian?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (eRMnd)

211 So, my point is finer, it cannot be a "religion" because we don't have a workable, functional definition.

What you yourself are citing are social structures. And that's my point, things can have similar social dynamics.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (Fi81e)

I suppose there's some overlap. But a religion tells you how to behave, just like a social structure, but it also tells you how to FEEL as well. Hate this group, they wear blue. Love this group, they wear green like you. It ties into an emtional connection beyond simply being a set of rules.

Marxism tells you to hate Capitalists (wrecks and looters).

Technically a religion barely needs to have a supernatural element, like Confusionism where it is very much in the background.

Now I suspect all religions have a supernatural origin, but that's beside my point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

212 195 Canada needs a WNBA team. The Regina Monologues.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (dk1uA)

LOL. That set off a torrent of 'Queens Vagina' riffs in my head.

Regina Vagina.

Regency Pussy.

Clit Lit indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (Y/06r)

213 Interesting point about the plural to singular team names.

I suppose the implication is the females are "one" and a "team" unlike those foul selfish individuals, men?

Because everyone knows women aren't competitive especially with other women.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (+rw6l)

214 Dismissing it all as a "social convention" with hopeful social conventions that don't have millennia of success behind them is anti-thinking.
Posted by: Axeman
========
I don't even bother with leftist thinking as it is all designed to give them power over others--the reasons change but the will to power is always present.

Life is simpler in retirement as I don't have to take silly arguments from ghastly people in my profession or from my students seriously.

If I felt better, I would volunteer to be a paper discussant at my professional conferences that I used to belong to. Just so I could let fly and piss in their Cheerios. These are deeply unserious people that hate others hindering their progress to utopia.

Even a common asshole mugger on the street has more common sense as at least his rhetoric corresponds with reality on the streets and doesn't disguise the sociopathy in your money or your life. DSA types use word clouds despite intending the same damn thing.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

215 We of the faith have a confusing God.

His ways and his thoughts are stratospheric above our own. So none of our limited thoughts can do but be a derivative of the curve of God's thinking (a tangential line at a point).

Thus God works by revelation. He is a lamp, not to light up the next mile, but to our feet. To keep us from stumbling here and now. We will end up contributing to something far greater than what we could ever think up, if we are lead by his Will and revelation.

This was a social pattern that when people abandoned God, they took away and applied to Science: Always looking to the revelation of Science. But the parsimony of the practice of Science causes us to consider whether an organ adapted for survival, is fit for "figuring it all out".

So we reaffirm a model of something being more complex than we can figure out...just without any promise of guidance through it. We reaffirm our lowly brain and its likely insuficiency without faith.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (Fi81e)

216 [ponders]

How about a team name 'Les Femmes'?

If you get my drift...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (XeU6L)

217 Internetz says Crimson Tide was the first singular in 1907.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (n5tGW)

218 9 >>>6 Climate Pledge Arena?

Isn't that something?
Posted by: ace


Amazon bought the naming rights.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (W2Pud)

219 Do the Fighting Illini count as a singular or plural? Because in Italian, it would be plural.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (qwx/I)

220 Anyone still dooming over Republican enthusiasm for this election season is going to need to explain what is going on in Florida.

>>@EricLDaugh
·
40m
>>🚨 JUST IN: As of noon ET, Florida Republicans are out-voting Democrats by MORE THAN *DOUBLE*

>>The surge is insane...wow.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (viF8m)

221 And one of their dads, who they got for attempting to conceal evidence.

LET'S GO STATE!


it's a new kind of WHITE OUT!

btw the ringleader surrendered - he got no bail! I guess flight risk since he sorta tried to flee

three dots it's MAGIC MOLECULE! awesome stuff

they have it at Target! or you can order online

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (j+aD2)

222 >>APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew

Have you seen the pictures of the two leaders side by side with the two pledges in "National Lampoon's Animal House"? LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (X8xt3)

223 Frankly I'm surprised there's any demand for coke at Penn State let alone anyone with the chops to deal it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

224 The ring leader/mastermind is the only one still on the run. He obvi knew to get out of there"

Guadalajara?

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (XuXeR)

225 Is the plural Green Dildi?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (D3O7T)

226 I was channel flipping one day and a quiz show had a question about the WNBA.

What a great way to stump people?

"Bob, for a million dollars, who is the top scorer in the history of the WNBA?"

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (Sco7b)

227 203 I saw Hyperthyroidal Clown Hookers open for Insane Clown Posse at Ringling Bailey's in '04.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

SPONGE CONFIRMED FOR JUGGALO!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

228 Canada needs a WNBA team. The Regina Monologues.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM


What are we, chopped poutine?

Posted by: Quebec Quims at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (0sNs1)

229 217 Internetz says Crimson Tide was the first singular in 1907.


haha!

yay me!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (j+aD2)

230 But those two make sense. Miami Heat because it's hot in Miami and Utah Jazz because... uh because... well... never mind.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 18, 2026 12:53 PM (vTZFs)

Failed New Orleans expansion team.

Utah Fundamentalists did not have the same ring to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

231 190 183 fun story developing out of happy valley btw

some enterprising young men have gotten themselves into a spot of trouble!

APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)

Those scamps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)
________________________

I have a theory on that matter. Just wait, we're going to find out that the primaries involved are all here on student visas. Here's a smattering of the ringleaders:

Agostino Abbatiello, Mohammed Hurabi and Lars Zeepvat.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (dIske)

232 I always come to AoS' smart military site for my WNBA news.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (bX16E)

233 219 Do the Fighting Illini count as a singular or plural? Because in Italian, it would be plural.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (qwx/I)

that is indeed plural

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (xcxpd)

234 >>DSA types use word clouds despite intending the same damn thing.


This.
Don't care to know, won't ever use their language even in jest/sarcastically.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 12:56 PM (X8xt3)

235 Climate Pledge Arena? That's for real?
Posted by: Sumdude at August 18, 2026 12:44 PM (nPp6w)


Climate Pledge was a close colleague of Prince Lucian Campbell, and Ms Pledge was as dedicated to developing West Coast Women's education and sports as Mr Campbell was for developing the University system in the state of Oregon.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 12:56 PM (rbvCR)

236 Confusionism where it is very much in the background.

Now I suspect all religions have a supernatural origin, but that's beside my point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
======
Heh. I like Confusionism as a religion. The perplexities of life in a nutshell. That would make Confusiast as the patron saint of the demented.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)

237 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."



God created elections and granted the right to vote?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:56 PM (2YhKe)

238 Oh God it's an election year. Time to start caring about blacks again. We can go back to bringing in millions to steal their jobs in a few months!!

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:56 PM (+rw6l)

239 Morning.

Women vote for the strong horse. It's why so many feminists end up spreading their legs for Muzzies. They bitch and moan about The Patriarchy ©️ but then let the ultimate patriarchal religion colonize their dried up, barren wombs. It's why so many crazy bitches are so wet for Luigi Mangione despite the fact that he's a flaming homosexual. He murdered a man but he did it unapologetically. That makes so many leftist skank whores double click their mouse.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (dpXJq)

240 Frankly I'm surprised there's any demand for coke at Penn State let alone anyone with the chops to deal it.
==
Oh, so that's what they meant by the Penn State WHITE OUT. Here I thought it was racial.

Posted by: Clueless Uncle at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (anL5R)

241 I was not aware. And now I have regrets.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Have a Snickers.

Snickers eliminates regerts.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (CszeO)

242 The irony is that Angel Reece was supposed to be the next big thing.

She was being pimped as the league's next superstar player. She's also more photogenic than some of the hideous farm animals in the league.

But ... she was overrated and crashed and burned.

The player who became the star that Reece was supposed to be was ... Caitlin Clark. A white girl. Who isn't hysterically woke. And who doesn't apologize for it.

Ditto Sophie Cunningham.

The fact that two straight white girls became the stars of a black lesbian league -- and stepped over the fallen carcass of Angel Reece to get there -- is a big root cause of why the league despises them so much.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

243 Agostino Abbatiello

could be italian

the other co-ringleader (whose dad was helping or running it in reality) doesn't sound foreign but who the hell knows

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (j+aD2)

244 >>🚨 JUST IN: As of noon ET, Florida Republicans are out-voting Democrats by MORE THAN *DOUBLE*

>>The surge is insane...wow.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (viF8m)


It's Florida

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (726Da)

245 232 I always come to AoS' smart military site for my WNBA news.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
=======
War reports on the homefront.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)

246 fun story developing out of happy valley btw

some enterprising young men have gotten themselves into a spot of trouble!

APPARENTLY it's against fraternity rules to run a cocaine operation - who knew
-----

Joe Paterno would have been so disappointed in them breaking the law like that...

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (TN0g+)

247 Utah Fundamentalists did not have the same ring to it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)


Deseret Hoopers did not have the same punch

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 12:57 PM (rbvCR)

248 To be sure, we do have that goofy elephant.

Posted by: University of Alabama fans at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (2Ez/1)

249 Canada needs a WNBA team. The Regina Monologues.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (dk1uA)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (1z8ji)

250 >>It's Florida

Right. Where if you expected voters to be complacent Florida would be the spot. Instead they are turning out in huge numbers.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (viF8m)

251 I have a theory on that matter. Just wait, we're going to find out that the primaries involved are all here on student visas. Here's a smattering of the ringleaders:

Agostino Abbatiello, Mohammed Hurabi and Lars Zeepvat.
Posted by: Orson


You forgot Jugdish. Why does everyone forget Jugdish?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (CszeO)

252 But those two make sense. Miami Heat because it's hot in Miami and Utah Jazz because... uh because... well... never mind.
Posted by: Oddbob

Because the team started in New Orleans, and later moved to Utah. Traded the #1 draft pick (i.e. Magic Johnson) to the Lakers for Gail Goodrich. Wolfus can't decamp fast enough.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (w9Wax)

253 To be sure, we do have that goofy elephant.
Posted by: University of Alabama fans

Big Al!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (YZ0Fo)

254 In gooder news...

@RealBababanaras
The painful end of a sinner

Hamas commander Walid Haniyeh who roasted two Jewish newborns by putting them in a microwave, who killed a Christian tourist by ripping out her intestines after r@ping her on Oct 7 was killed in an intel based operation. He was hiding as a barber.

https://tinyurl.com/n97yfm8w

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (dpXJq)

255 @EricLDaugh
·
40m
>>🚨 JUST IN: As of noon ET, Florida Republicans are out-voting Democrats by MORE THAN *DOUBLE*

>>The surge is insane...wow.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (viF8m)




*pending mail-in ballot counts

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)

256 Agostino Abbatiello, Mohammed Hurabi and Lars Zeepvat.
Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (dIske)


Ah, that would explain why the pictures released so far by the media are of the white-white kids

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (rbvCR)

257 223 Frankly I'm surprised there's any demand for coke at Penn State let alone anyone with the chops to deal it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

My defense would be that it helps me and others cope with Penn States shameful history of sexual abuse.

We're all victims here.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (Sco7b)

258 I've never thought of it, because I'm a Hawkeyes fan, but more than one cyclone (ISU's mascot) *would* be terrifying.

Posted by: pookysgirl has sturdy tables in the basement to hide under at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (Wt5PA)

259 So what do you call a member of the Alabama football team — a Crimson Tider?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

260 I hear the University of New Mexico has an excellent chemistry program.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (qwx/I)

261 "Fans of gender-critical Sophie Cunningham..."

How has Sophie ever been critical of gender? The people who are actually gender-critical would be the idiots who claim that gender is just made-up or that there are 72 genders.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (/TlUl)

262 Detroit Douche has a ring to it.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (ibDUx)

263 HIGH TIDE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (2YhKe)

264 Agostino Abbatiello

dude looks exactly like McLovin

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (j+aD2)

265 St. John's are the Red Storm. Until 1994, they were the Redmen.

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle, Frank de Kova at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (JM9I6)

266 She was being pimped as the league's next superstar player. She's also more photogenic than some of the hideous farm animals in the league.


Who? Sid?

The sloth from Ice Age?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (CszeO)

267 Lars Zeepvat

So, Indian Vikings. That's new.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (dIske)

268 So what do you call a member of the Alabama football team — a Crimson Tider?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)



And why is their mascot an elephant?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (2YhKe)

269 Heh. Can you imagine the all muslim league.

The Memphis Muhamad beat the Nashville Muhammad, the Chicago Muhhamadd raped the LA Muhameed, and the Seattle Muhaaamed hung a shutout on the Portland Muhammadd.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)

270 Agostino Abbatiello, Mohammed Hurabi and Lars Zeepvat.
Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (dIske)

Of the Huntsville Zeepvats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (1z8ji)

271 $1000 per ticket is what got me. In what sane world would any person pay that kind of money to watch women's basketball? Hell, who would pay that to watch NBA basketball? Sports pricing bears no relation to reality and anyone who pays that clearly has more money than sense.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (uiawK)

272 >>The surge is insane...wow.
Posted by: JackStraw
========
Motte and bailey, it is never about logic and facts but always about personal feelz for cynics.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (E4rtv)

273 And why is their mascot an elephant?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Why is the Flyers mascot something out of a nightmare LSD trip?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 01:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

274 did we cover the thing where the press acted dumb when PDJT was hosting that amazing water polo playing kid who saved that other kid at the WH?

(what an intro)

where some presstitute asked a very weird question about Ossoff? and PDJT called him PeeWee Herman?

it was AMAZING. there's a video of the kid sitting there desperately trying not to laugh!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 01:01 PM (j+aD2)

275 267.

Erik Pradeepson

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:01 PM (D3O7T)

276 @265 -- the Super 70s Sports guys has mentioned this, but do you remember back in the 80s when Big East basketball games were appointment TV? Georgetown, St Johns, Syracuse....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 18, 2026 01:01 PM (qwx/I)

277 Attend a business meeting with a significant number of Alabama alums and have Alabama mentioned.

Almost simultaneously, most will mutter "Roll Tide".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 01:01 PM (0sNs1)

278 258 I've never thought of it, because I'm a Hawkeyes fan, but more than one cyclone (ISU's mascot) *would* be terrifying.
Posted by: pookysgirl has sturdy tables in the basement to hide under at August 18, 2026 12:59 PM (Wt5PA)

ISU's mascot is a cardinal, I guess because it was hard to come up with an interesting cyclone costume to wear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (xcxpd)

279 But those two make sense. Miami Heat because it's hot in Miami and Utah Jazz because... uh because... well... never mind.
Posted by: Oddbob
_______

The team was originally the New Orleans Jazz, for obvious reasons. When the team moved to Utah, the name was pretty well-known and popular, so they just kept it.

Ditto Vancouver Grizzlies. That makes sense. Memphis Grizzlies? Not so much.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

280 Life is simpler in retirement as I don't have to take silly arguments from ghastly people in my profession or from my students seriously.

If I felt better, I would volunteer to be a paper discussant at my professional conferences that I used to belong to. Just so I could let fly and piss in their Cheerios. These are deeply unserious people that hate others hindering their progress to utopia.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)
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Ecclesiastes gives us two instructions about arguing "with a fool". Simple-minded people say they "contradict" (like it takes a modern to see this). When a more expansive view can see it as a "tension".

So, sometimes you argue with a fool according to their own folly. Our faith is not only retiring, but to reach out. I am first and foremost a "dialogist". I seek to have dialog.

And in dialog, we must seek illustrative terms, not mere labels. This is also what drives me to seek functional models and descriptions. Not just use terms as the impenetrable shields they sometimes are.

Although it is handy to know the conventions.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (Fi81e)

281 I do all my washin' in Tide, because it's too darn hot out Tide.

Posted by: Cold In My Nose at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (JM9I6)

282 Who? Sid?

The sloth from Ice Age?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (CszeO)


There are some really cutting AIslop videos out about that very thing.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (rbvCR)

283 Wikipedia sez "The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle), also called the castle and courtyard, is a form of argument and an informal fallacy where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities"

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

284 276 @265 -- the Super 70s Sports guys has mentioned this, but do you remember back in the 80s when Big East basketball games were appointment TV? Georgetown, St Johns, Syracuse....


dude I remember when Villanova was good

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (j+aD2)

285 @RealBababanaras
The painful end of a sinner

Hamas commander Walid Haniyeh who roasted two Jewish newborns by putting them in a microwave, who killed a Christian tourist by ripping out her intestines after r@ping her on Oct 7 was killed in an intel based operation. He was hiding as a barber.

https://tinyurl.com/n97yfm8w
Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2026 12:58 PM (dpXJq)

Good

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (xcxpd)

286 The team was originally the New Orleans Jazz, for obvious reasons. When the team moved to Utah, the name was pretty well-known and popular, so they just kept it.

Ditto Vancouver Grizzlies. That makes sense. Memphis Grizzlies? Not so much.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at

Lakers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM (YZ0Fo)

287 271 $1000 per ticket is what got me. In what sane world would any person pay that kind of money to watch women's basketball? Hell, who would pay that to watch NBA basketball? Sports pricing bears no relation to reality and anyone who pays that clearly has more money than sense.
Posted by: Guy in Texas

A big chunk of the upper class got that way by massive deficit spending thus causing inflation in asset markets. Own the right asset and it is increasing far faster than the cost of food, etc.

As in real estate and stocks.

Others are 'government contractors' and skim or even steal the entire enchilada via doing nothing for something. Atlanta as a fulcrum of local, state, and federal spending, is a regional epicenter for these folks. So are other big cities.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM (E4rtv)

288 The Memphis Muhamad beat the Nashville Muhammad, the Chicago Muhhamadd raped the LA Muhameed, and the Seattle Muhaaamed hung a shutout on the Portland Muhammadd.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)


That will never work, none of them will be allowed to have logos. How can there be team memorabilia WITHOUT LOGOS?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM (rbvCR)

289 News 1pm

CBC - Trump about to tariff rape Canadians. Some asshole yesterday "Tariffs don't work!"

FoxNews - Bessent would be assassin - 78 months.

CNN - Can Dems breakthrough in Florida? Can men become women? Can hope truly spring eternal?

MS Now - Trump doubles down on Chaos? I don't know what the boogeywomyn of the hour is.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM (Sco7b)

290 angle reese photogenic? on what planet?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM (VyBeY)

291 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."

God created elections and granted the right to vote?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:56 PM (2YhKe)
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Call me crazy, but I don't think he believes in the inalienable rights of "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" bestowed upon us all by a benevolent Creator.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM (FZ29D)

292 Wikipedia sez "The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle), also called the castle and courtyard, is a form of argument and an informal fallacy where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities"
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

It's not a "fallacy", i wouldn't say. It's a tactic. It's a bait and switch. It's on purpose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 01:04 PM (Ot/FD)

293 Truth.
Any business meeting with a group of Duke or Alabama alums resembles dogs sniffing each others asses for the first 5 minutes.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:04 PM (D3O7T)

294 ======
Heh. I like Confusionism as a religion. The perplexities of life in a nutshell. That would make Confusiast as the patron saint of the demented.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:56 PM (E4rtv)



I've usually considered myself a Pedestrian.

It was a happy day when Texas Motor Speedway installed my people's walkway from the campground to the track.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:04 PM (2YhKe)

295 Thos might have already been linked, and if not it probably should have already been linked, but just in case it has not already been linked O am linking it now:

https://youtu.be/4W47kV8Gz6g

Posted by: tankdemon at August 18, 2026 01:04 PM (/TlUl)

296 Ditto Vancouver Grizzlies. That makes sense. Memphis Grizzlies? Not so much.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Not many lakes in Lost Angeles.

Posted by: It's A Dry Heat at August 18, 2026 01:04 PM (JM9I6)

297 I paid attention to the WNBA for the first couple years, when Houston unexpectedly dominated the league. At the time, they were promoted as more fundamentally sound than the men, just playing below the rim. Most of what I see now from TV highlights are more fundamentally playground basketball on a particularly rough part of town. And everyone on the court seems to hate the hetero girls.

It’s Lord of the Flies at recess.

Posted by: Advo at August 18, 2026 01:04 PM (jO4mz)

298 >>@townhallcom
JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'VE JUST SAID BLACK ARE NOT FUNCTIONAL ADULTS, WHICH IS INCREDIBLY INSULTING. OF COURSE THEY HAVE I.D.:

https://tinyurl.com/ysdv88kx

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 18, 2026 01:04 PM (X8xt3)

299 "angle reese photogenic? on what planet?"

Only time I ever saw her was in "A House of Dynamite." She looked pretty good there.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

300 angle reese photogenic? on what planet?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM (VyBeY)



If you watch the slo-mo vid posted by Clay Travis above, she resembles a Muppet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:05 PM (2YhKe)

301 90 How about a few more cities to the roster of awesome teams.

The Kalamzoo Kunts, or Kunt in the singular.

The Tampa Tampons

The Buffalo Bulldykes

The Las Vegas Vaginas

The Morristown Muff Divers

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq

Roanoke Rugmunchers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Hoboken Harlots
===
Seattle Slugtrails

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 18, 2026 01:05 PM (JNTt1)

302 285, good news!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 01:05 PM (VyBeY)

303 JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."

Mr? Talarico, are you suggesting that black Americans are not citizens? Or that they are unable to produce the documentation to show that they are citizens? Or that they are not intelligent enough to deal with these rules?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

304 You misunderstand. They're all fast friends & pals!

The pressures are external, not internal.
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Please, please, please...no Philly women's team. 😭 (It's bad enough already.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (NFX2v)

305 And in dialog, we must seek illustrative terms, not mere labels. This is also what drives me to seek functional models and descriptions. Not just use terms as the impenetrable shields they sometimes are.

Although it is handy to know the conventions.
Posted by: Axeman
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Been there done that, have the t shirt. Faith is a very different matter than politics or even discussing research and the foibles of those doing it.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

306 I always come to AoS' smart military site for my WNBA news.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2026 12:55 PM (bX16E)
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12-10 Las Vegas Aces over Indiana Fever.

Posted by: Deacon Blue at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)

307 $1000 a seat? Are you all insane? To watch what are essentially boys high middle school players, only butcher?

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (idC0m)

308 269 Heh. Can you imagine the all muslim league.

The Memphis Muhamad beat the Nashville Muhammad, the Chicago Muhhamadd raped the LA Muhameed, and the Seattle Muhaaamed hung a shutout on the Portland Muhammadd.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)
_____________________

This is hilarious. There has to be video of it somewhere. Back in 2004, Iran hosted Germany for a friendly exhibitioin soccer game in Azadi Stadium in Tehran.. During the German national anthem the entire Iranian crowd did a Nazi salute. Everyone...not just a handful of the ignorant. Every single Iranian at the game.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (dIske)

309 angle reese photogenic? on what planet?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 01:03 PM


Planet Pythagoras

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (LQKAS)

310 And yet no one in the media will ask Talarico why he thinks black people are too stupid to get an ID to be able to vote in American elections.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (2YhKe)

311 If you watch the slo-mo vid posted by Clay Travis above, she resembles a Muppet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


If you watch her at normal speed shooting bricks from under the basket with Yakety Sax playing, you'll piss yourself laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (CszeO)

312 Climate Pledge Arena?

Isn't that something?
Posted by: ace


Amazon bought the naming rights.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (W2Pud)


Then shouldn't it be Counterfeit Crap from China Arena?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM (ExV1e)

313 Hamas commander Walid Haniyeh.

Who is being roasted now? you mutha...

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM (D3O7T)

314 Forgetting to mention that Talarico is running for office in Texas, a state which has been requiring a f*cking ID TO VOTE FOR YEARS.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM (2YhKe)

315 A big chunk of the upper class got that way by massive deficit spending thus causing inflation in asset markets. Own the right asset and it is increasing far faster than the cost of food, etc.

Cantillionairs

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM (pUU4E)

316 Illinois needs another WNBA team. The Evanston Betsy.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM (dk1uA)

317 312 Climate Pledge Arena?


Lemon Pledge Arena!

now and forever!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM (j+aD2)

318 317.

James Woods as announcer.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (D3O7T)

319 That will never work, none of them will be allowed to have logos. How can there be team memorabilia WITHOUT LOGOS?

They'll all just have various versions of a guy with a sword holding a beheaded head that looks like a basketball.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (n5tGW)

320 ISU's mascot is a cardinal, I guess because it was hard to come up with an interesting cyclone costume to wear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (xcxpd)

You'd think a tornado would be more intimidating than a songbird. I'd have to look it up, but I seem to recall more tornado-themed items than cardinal-themed items when I was a kid growing up in Iowa.

Posted by: pookysgirl has sturdy tables in the basement to hide under at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (Wt5PA)

321 Wikipedia sez "The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle), also called the castle and courtyard, is a form of argument and an informal fallacy where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities"
Posted by: gp
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False correlations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (XeU6L)

322
If you watch her at normal speed shooting bricks from under the basket with Yakety Sax playing, you'll piss yourself laughing.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (CszeO)



Someone should take the time to have AI put Benny Hill following her around smacking her on the head like he did to the old bald guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (2YhKe)

323 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:00 PM (n5tGW)

I'm Muhammad. This is my brother Mohammed, and my other brother Mohamed.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (+rw6l)

324 I'd think Dildo NewFoundland deserves a team.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (Sco7b)

325 JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."
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So you acknowledge that rights come from God?

Describe some other "God-given rights" if you would, sir.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (FZ29D)

326 The r/WNBA subreddit has felt the heat and adjusted their Cunningham posting ban:

Sophie Cunningham content is not banned from r/wnba.

Posts about Sophie are welcome when they are related to basketball, including games, highlights, interviews, statistics, marketing endorsements, and other WNBA-related news. Off-court Sophie content can be shared as well.

We have upped the community karma to post up to 50 community karma. In other words, if a user tries to create a post and has less than 50 community karma in this sub, the post will be automatically removed.


For those unfamiliar with Reddit, that last paragraph is what keep it a Ledtwing echo chamber. If you post something against the hivemind (like positive comments about her), people down vote your post, if you have more down votes than up votes, you have negative"karma", and then your future posts are automatically deleted in that subreddit. Maybe they should rename it "social credit score?"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (7Tl3i)

327 Stanford was known as the Indians for most of their history.

Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (YwEeS)

328 James Woods would be a good Press Secretary, come to think of it.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (D3O7T)

329 WWII the Germans had a weather station on Greenland until 3 days before D-Day.

Cap Susi weather station, Greenland, 1944
Operation Bassgeiger @11:35

[The Germans] built a small wooden hut among some rocks to house their important radio equipment which was vital for the continuing operation of the weather station.

April 1944, a six-man team from the Danish Sledge Patrol attacked the Germans who fought back. The Danes fleeing, but one German officer was killed in the exchange.

The remaining 26 Germans then radioed home, requesting evacuation. The Luftwaffe decided to evacuate the men by air. The Germans found a stretch of firm level sea ice some 5 to 6 km south of the base.

And on the 3rd of June 1944, a large Ju290 piloted by Hauptmann Schlack-Lebahn flew from Monazan in southern France, landed and rescued all 26 Germans, and then flew back to France without incident, a round trip of about 5,000 mi.

https://youtu.be/Ufig2ip-_PI?t=694

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (Cq/ve)

330 The Australian Football League Women, AFLW, has just reversed a banning decision. Now a trans-gender named Hannah can play in the league. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

When Hannah played for a minor league team, they scored 17 goals in 8 games.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

This isn't a surprise. I think Australian Women's rugby has some 6'3 280lb sasquatch that they just hand the ball too and it goes lumbering down the field throwing the actual women in every direction. Should turn this stupid toilet back into a penal colony.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2026 01:09 PM (6+ehB)

331 Sobs quietly in the corner.
- Stanford Cardinal

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 01:09 PM (qDa2L)

332 And in dialog, we must seek illustrative terms, not mere labels. This is also what drives me to seek functional models and descriptions. Not just use terms as the impenetrable shields they sometimes are.

Although it is handy to know the conventions.
Posted by: Axeman
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Been there done that, have the t shirt. Faith is a very different matter than politics or even discussing research and the foibles of those doing it.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)
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Indeed it is. My politics are agreement-based. The Constitution is the foundational and official agreement.

We should be amending it, not violating it. The 90s era bullshit argument of how incrementalism "preserves veneration" is how the Court argues it can slide the Constitution to adapt to new times (thus the opposite of "veneration").

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:09 PM (Fi81e)

333 So funny that they have the made up stat of Reese being the leader in mebounds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:09 PM (n5tGW)

334 "The Evanston Betsy."

Evanston Reparationists.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:10 PM (Jr5Lq)

335 Should it not be "more butch" rather than "butcher"?

Posted by: Grammar Nazi on patrol at August 18, 2026 01:10 PM (YSQQv)

336 Holy shit, people. Really?

You guys gotta drop the meme where every comment I make about the physical attractiveness of any given lady is met with breathless indignation and hysterical denunciation.

It's old and tiring. And boring.

I said she's "more photogenic than some of the hideous farm animals in the league." Which she clearly is. She at least looks like a woman. The same is not true for most of the league.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

337 Lemon Pledge Arena!

now and forever!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM


Si.

Posted by: Consuela at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (LQKAS)

338 What this is telling girls and women more than anything else is if not here, then it's not safe to celebrate women *anywhere*.

I wonder why this would be "the message" in this Sudden New Muzzie Age. Real puzzler.

As they say "life comes at you fast".

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (+rw6l)

339 325 JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."
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So you acknowledge that rights come from God?

Describe some other "God-given rights" if you would, sir.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (FZ29D)

To submit to the State.

Dummy either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that voter ID has been the law in TX for years.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (jPziU)

340 I miss the Kennesaw College Hooters. It was terrific to see the cheerleaders 'Hooters' shirts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (XeU6L)

341 If the WNBA does not know what the W stands for, then they will have to remove it! They cannot call themselves the NBA because of property rights.
I suggest WTFNBA. That definitor describes their self-belief system and defines their league succinctly.
Didn't the Beach Boys have a song with the lyrics, 'Be true to your school.'? Defend your sports league. Without knowing who you are, you have no identity.

Posted by: John at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (9NUKl)

342 JAMES TALARICO: "With the SAVE Act, they are trying to rob our neighbors, strictly our black neighbors, of those God given rights."
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So you acknowledge that rights come from God?

Describe some other "God-given rights" if you would, sir.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (FZ29D)
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Jesus would be ashamed of his defaming black Americans as not smart enough to secure a picture ID.

Are we preventing black Americans from flying?!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)

343 The Evanston Betsy.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (LQKAS)

344 And on the 3rd of June 1944, a large Ju290 piloted by Hauptmann Schlack-Lebahn flew from Monazan in southern France, landed and rescued all 26 Germans, and then flew back to France without incident, a round trip of about 5,000 mi.

the insult? if you punch "ju290" into wikipedia, it tells you the page doesn't exist and offers you a link to the ju90. however, the ju90 page contains a link to the ju290 page, which does, in fact, exist.

Posted by: anachronda at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (v3pYe)

345 Climate Pledge: It's a floor wax and a communist redistribution scam!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (wtvvX)

346 "XX
YY
Trust the Science"

they need to add the "trust the science" line, since the non-scientific Covid crap made that a meme. (but Fauci was The Science, for that meme)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (vbXSk)

347 336. Amen.

Ugly girls need love too. And they usually do more stuff.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (D3O7T)

348 Remember:

Angel Reese is the first player in history, that I'm aware of anyway, to be selected to a Basketball All-Star Game, play significant minutes and score exactly ZERO POINTS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)

349 292 Wikipedia sez "The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle), also called the castle and courtyard, is a form of argument and an informal fallacy where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities"
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

It's not a "fallacy", i wouldn't say. It's a tactic. It's a bait and switch. It's on purpose.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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If one has been to England and seen the actual motte and bailey castles that the Normans were fond of, then this makes sense. You put your weakest arguments for which there is no support on the periphery (the motte)--e.g. "the Republicans are doomed, doomed in the midterms I tell you", then when pressed for facts and logic supporting that thesis, they retreat to the bailey that most GOP officeholders suck which by and large is held by most people here after repeated lessons in political history.

One assertion does not lead to the next but the disputant implicitly links the two so that the strong assertion predicts the weaker unsupported assertion as a natural consequence.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (E4rtv)

350 335 Nah, Alice was more butch than I was.
— Sam the Butcher

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

351 "Leftwing women have a stroooooong inclination towards fascism."

Like the chicks who support Lindsay Clancy. I didn't remember this case until Better Bachelor brought it up in a video yesterday - https://tinyurl.com/mrhu4en5

In short - Lindsay Clancy murdered her 3 kids back in January of 2023. She took them into the basement one-by-one and strangled them with an exercise cord while her husband was out shopping and getting her meds. This isn't disputed by Lindsay's defense lawyer. To me, there might be a psych defense due to Lindsay's 30-odd medications, but that only should change if she spends the rest of her life in a psych ward or ride the lightning.

While this story is horrific in itself, what's really bothering is there's thousands of women on TikTok that are siding with Lindsay. Some are even going further and saying that the husband's the real murderer, based of astrological signs and how he looked on stand at a single moment. They've even set up a GoFundMe account for Lindsay, in her parent's name to get around the obvious prohibition of using these accounts to support an accused murderer.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (lNxD2)

352 Should it not be "more butch" rather than "butcher"?
Posted by: Grammar Nazi


¿Quien es mas butcho?

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (Cuw0G)

353 The motte-and-bailey"

Nah. Now Bailey Quarters...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)

354 You can always tell when Elric the Blade is being serious. He returns to talking in "first person."

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (dIske)

355 "the insult? if you punch "ju290" into wikipedia, it tells you the page doesn't exist and offers you a link to the ju90. however, the ju90 page contains a link to the ju290 page, which does, in fact, exist."

When I see easy-to-correct mistakes like that in Wikipedia, I fix them. OCD.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

356 It's old and tiring. And boring.
==
Dude, really?

pot vs kettle

Repetition is thy middle name.

Posted by: Insight at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (anL5R)

357 Didn't the Beach Boys have a song with the lyrics, 'Be true to your school.'? Defend your sports league. Without knowing who you are, you have no identity.
Posted by: John at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (9NUKl)

Didn't Tone Loc have a song with the lyric:

'So i threw him out; i don't mess around with no osca' meyer wiener; you must be sure the girl is pure for the funky cold medina.'

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (6+ehB)

358 I guess The Sandwich Makers was taken.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (+rw6l)

359 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (7Tl3i)

That was interesting - thanks!

So, you post a few Trump zingers, get your karma up to 50 and then inform them men can't become women and vice-versa.

Good to know.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)

360 Holy shit, people. Really?

You guys gotta drop the meme where every comment I make about the physical attractiveness of any given lady is met with breathless indignation and hysterical denunciation.

It's old and tiring. And boring.
-----

Your brand took a hit with the Lupita Nyong'o proclamation.

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (TN0g+)

361 The Milwaukee You Know What You Did

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (+rw6l)

362 I’m in the give zero fucks camp on this. WNBA is a private league if they want dudes who pretend to be chicks playing, have at it. I’m not watching either way.

Or maybe I will watch if there are 6’8 290 lb dudes playing against women, and who score 80 points every game. Might be the best ratings they ever get.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (qDa2L)

363 Illinois needs another WNBA team. The Evanston Betsy.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at August 18, 2026 01:07 PM (dk1uA)



The Joliet Jake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (2YhKe)

364 306 I always come to AoS' smart military site for my WNBA news.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
---

WNBA is so pertinent to world events. And the 3 concerned people in America.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:14 PM (Cq/ve)

365 While this story is horrific in itself, what's really bothering is there's thousands of women on TikTok that are siding with Lindsay. Some are even going further and saying that the husband's the real murderer, based of astrological signs and how he looked on stand at a single moment. They've even set up a GoFundMe account for Lindsay, in her parent's name to get around the obvious prohibition of using these accounts to support an accused murderer.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (lNxD2)
_______

100% pure tribalism. Same as when that black kid stabbed the white kid in the chest in Texas over literally NOTHING. There were a significant percentage of blacks -- and a lot of AWFuLs too -- who supported the stone-cold murderer unconditionally. Because he was part of their tribe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

366 202 WNBA? *yawn*
Meanwhile on a more serious note, we are screwed:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3jz8ja
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2026 12:52 PM (UjdFS)
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Meh. Write a check.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 18, 2026 01:15 PM (VkY89)

367 "But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life"

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 01:15 PM (XuXeR)

368 Ace,
I'll make you happy. I'm buying a WNBA franchise and naming it The Karens.
-Lex

Posted by: Lex at August 18, 2026 01:15 PM (+ScOG)

369 223 Frankly I'm surprised there's any demand for coke at Penn State let alone anyone with the chops to deal it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

It helps the Freshmen forget their grades.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2026 01:15 PM (wtvvX)

370 >>While this story is horrific in itself, what's really bothering is there's thousands of women on TikTok that are siding with Lindsay. Some are even going further and saying that the husband's the real murderer, based of astrological signs and how he looked on stand at a single moment.


Who here would be happy of social media platforms permanently crashed? Tiktok/Instagram/Facbook (and formerly Twitter) does a magnificent job of facilitating crazy mindhive crap like this.

Seems like most women nowadays (present company excluded) are freaking nuts.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (X8xt3)

371 If Nancy Mace gets a tattoo of Sophie Cunningham in the woods, does an angel get its wings?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (D3O7T)

372 This is where the fun begins.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (+rw6l)

373 That aussie chick rugby story reminds me of "3 is a magic number" when a big football player is carrying all the little football players around.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (n5tGW)

374 Angel Reese is the first player in history, that I'm aware of anyway, to be selected to a Basketball All-Star Game, play significant minutes and score exactly ZERO POINTS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:12 PM (2YhKe)


Didn't a member of the opposing team apologize for accidentally blocking one of her shots?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

375 I just don't see Ace as being a big sports fan type of guy.invluding men's and women's. He does seem to comment more about trans athletes which .......

Posted by: Paul at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (4pL5s)

376 Indeed it is. My politics are agreement-based. The Constitution is the foundational and official agreement.

We should be amending it, not violating it. The 90s era bullshit argument of how incrementalism "preserves veneration" is how the Court argues it can slide the Constitution to adapt to new times (thus the opposite of "veneration").
Posted by: Axeman
========
All things must pass is the way of things, but the wisest of us argue, that that time is not now and act to stave it off by action.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:17 PM (E4rtv)

377
Who here would be happy of social media platforms permanently crashed? Tiktok/Instagram/Facbook (and formerly Twitter) does a magnificent job of facilitating crazy mindhive crap like this.

Seems like most women nowadays (present company excluded) are freaking nuts.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (X8xt3)




Who crossed the streams?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:17 PM (2YhKe)

378 368 Ace,
I'll make you happy. I'm buying a WNBA franchise and naming it The Karens.
-Lex

Posted by: Lex at August 18, 2026 01:15 PM (+ScOG)

I'm not sure what the WNBA equivalent of a casting couch is, but I bet it's large.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 18, 2026 01:17 PM (Sco7b)

379 I think that the trans sports issue ruining sports for girls is the best shot we have to redpill liberal parents - one hopes they love their girls.

Posted by: Iris at August 18, 2026 01:17 PM (286+n)

380
Didn't a member of the opposing team apologize for accidentally blocking one of her shots?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)



Yes.

The defender was standing there, arms behind her back, and Reese hit her with the ball on the way up and lost control of it, counting as a blocked shot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:18 PM (2YhKe)

381 "Meanwhile on a more serious note, we are screwed:
https://tinyurl.com/mr3jz8ja"

Concur. Some banker recently announced that we'll hit $50T debt in 2029. That's on top of $200T unfunded liabilities, and Lord knows how many $quadrillions in opaque derivative bombs.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

382 Really doesn't surprise me that in Talarico's current scam he would speak about "God-given rights".

Schumer has done it. Pelosi has done it. All the politicos that claim to be active in their faith fall back to it.

Heck, any of these people might actually believe it (whereas I don't find it quite the right fit). But it's how they construe or don't construe it.

Joe Biden used to say he agreed with the Catholic Church that abortion was murder. But he felt at that time that he can't decide for another person (like we do with "other murder"!). So he wasn't going to use his position to enforce the "Catholic Faith" on others.

Okay, and then he said "If I really believed in the reproductive rights of women," he would favor funding abortions so that women can make their choice.

To Joe's "credit", I've never heard him since then argue that he really, truly supports the position of the Catholic Church but he's just not going to impose his belief on others in an official capacity.

But the upshot is that when he started seeing it as a denial of human rights of a woman, he had to do something about it. When he just thought that hey, maybe it's murder, ... nah!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

383 If only the world were run by seethingly-angry toxic lesbians.
--

Ace that is a triple redundancy. Well played sir. Well. Played.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2026 01:18 PM (xvV+O)

384 Didn't a member of the opposing team apologize for accidentally blocking one of her shots?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)


Yes.

The defender was standing there, arms behind her back, and Reese hit her with the ball on the way up and lost control of it, counting as a blocked shot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:18 PM (2YhKe)
_______

"Meh"

-- Butt Fumble

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

385 365 While this story is horrific in itself, what's really bothering is there's thousands of women on TikTok that are siding with Lindsay. Some are even going further and saying that the husband's the real murderer, based of astrological signs and how he looked on stand at a single moment. They've even set up a GoFundMe account for Lindsay, in her parent's name to get around the obvious prohibition of using these accounts to support an accused murderer.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 18, 2026 01:13 PM (lNxD2)
_______

100% pure tribalism. Same as when that black kid stabbed the white kid in the chest in Texas over literally NOTHING. There were a significant percentage of blacks -- and a lot of AWFuLs too -- who supported the stone-cold murderer unconditionally. Because he was part of their tribe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
=======
Pretty much. And the Pied Pipers of the Internet Influencers get shown up as frauds again and again when reality smacks them upside the head.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (E4rtv)

386 The Cincinnati It's Fine.

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (2Ez/1)

387 Stanford Cardinal (the color, not the bird) were the first.

Posted by: Don at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (H9FpV)

388
What is the actual purpose of the WNBA, which runs a $40 million deficit that is paid by the NBA? There is no prospect of the league becoming profitable. They are an embarrassing public clown show. Who benefits?

Usually with funding comes control, but apparently nobody is demanding anything in return for the $40 million.

Is the NBA paying protection money? Does the NBA believe that the existence of the WNBA helps them in some way?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (azNOR)

389
Concur. Some banker recently announced that we'll hit $50T debt in 2029. That's on top of $200T unfunded liabilities, and Lord knows how many $quadrillions in opaque derivative bombs.
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:18 PM (Jr5Lq)


Easy... Just print more money...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (726Da)

390 If Nancy Mace gets a tattoo of Sophie Cunningham in the woods, does an angel get its wings?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (D3O7T)


If she doesn't have something like 'Gangsta' across her face, maybe with a black tear, she's a poser.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

391 Didn't a member of the opposing team apologize for accidentally blocking one of her shots?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

Geez that sounds like the Babylon Bee

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (+rw6l)

392
Concur. Some banker recently announced that we'll hit $50T debt in 2029. That's on top of $200T unfunded liabilities, and Lord knows how many $quadrillions in opaque derivative bombs.
==
Fear not, AI will save us.

Posted by: That is a Joke people. A joke. at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (anL5R)

393 yesterday at r/wnba

Happy Birthday Sophie Cunningham! Happy (almost belated) Birthday from the west coast. May you find comfort and zen in your 30's!

(Tons of simple replies wishing her a happy birthday are hidden because they have hundreds of downvotes)

Cunningham and her supporters are on the wrong side of history. We've argued the logical humane side and not much more productive will happen on a reddit sub regarding this issue. Donate to an LGBTQ+ org, volunteer for candidates that support trans people, and keep it moving. Don't engage with these posts that are trying to rage bait. Down vote and move on. Post lots of quality content about your non-Fever related teams.

MAGA grift ruins everything it touches, including this sub apparently

The republican alt wnba sub has been egging its members on all day to brigade this sub because the mods here are “censoring” posts and comments about cunningham, meaning they enabled a bot filter because transphobes are pretending to like her/this sport in order to be openly transphobic

Hope she’s out of the league next year

She'll be out in two months. Then we’ll be tortured by her on Fox News

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (7Tl3i)

394 383 If only the world were run by seethingly-angry toxic lesbians.
--

Ace that is a triple redundancy. Well played sir. Well. Played.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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Well, he left out busty but I suspect that you don't want to see these particular players naked. Tattoos alone might scar you for life.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 01:20 PM (E4rtv)

395 That aussie chick rugby story reminds me of "3 is a magic number" when a big football player is carrying all the little football players around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2026 01:16 PM (n5tGW)




You asked for it...........ish.....


https://youtu.be/bqps9oKETdA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)

396 What is the actual purpose of the WNBA, which runs a $40 million deficit that is paid by the NBA? There is no prospect of the league becoming profitable. They are an embarrassing public clown show. Who benefits?

Usually with funding comes control, but apparently nobody is demanding anything in return for the $40 million.

Is the NBA paying protection money? Does the NBA believe that the existence of the WNBA helps them in some way?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (azNOR)
_____

The NBA is paying for papal indulgences for all the male criminals, thugs, and wife-abusers in the NBA.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

397 381 "Meanwhile on a more serious note, we are screwed:
https://tinyurl.com/mr3jz8ja"

Concur. Some banker recently announced that we'll hit $50T debt in 2029. That's on top of $200T unfunded liabilities, and Lord knows how many $quadrillions in opaque derivative bombs.

Posted by: gp
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Or, it's another horse shit story breathing hysteria intent on demoralizing those in favor of the current administration.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (Cq/ve)

398
Did they MK-Ultra Nancy Mace?

I don't trust the IC at all anymore.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (Fi81e)

399 390.

I think her next planned tattoo is cobwebs on her elbows and a 4-leaf clover on her tramp stamp.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (D3O7T)

400 If Nancy Mace gets a tattoo of Sophie Cunningham in the woods, does an angel get its wings?
==
I have always held as true, the proposition that most people in congress are actually insane.

This is evidence in support of that proposition.

Posted by: Rule No. 1 at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (anL5R)

401 I heard there was a car that had a couple of WNBA DREAM tickets on the front seat.

Somebody broke in and left two more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (xvV+O)

402 Elric, the Horde does that to all us guys. I get dumped on for singing Kate Upton’s charms.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

403 Lakers.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Dodgers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 18, 2026 01:22 PM (DLZj8)

404 When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
Not some singular name gang of faggots.

Posted by: Riff at August 18, 2026 01:22 PM (wGerL)

405 When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
Not some singular name gang of faggots.

Posted by: Riff at August 18, 2026 01:22 PM (wGerL)



Word.

Posted by: Jet Li at August 18, 2026 01:23 PM (2YhKe)

406 I heard there was a car that had a couple of WNBA DREAM tickets on the front seat.

Somebody broke in and left two more.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (xvV+O)


https://youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

407 Is "reddit" like a German word for "pack of retards"?

Posted by: Wally at August 18, 2026 01:23 PM (avzFa)

408 402 Elric, the Horde does that to all us guys. I get dumped on for singing Kate Upton’s charms.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

You mean her flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands? What about them?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 18, 2026 01:24 PM (lNxD2)

409 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 18, 2026 01:19 PM (7Tl3i)

You, sir, are a national treasure.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2026 01:24 PM (dpXJq)

410 Or, it's another horse shit story breathing hysteria intent on demoralizing those in favor of the current administration.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (Cq/ve)

It is a problem. There are only a handful of even feasible solutions to attempt. The current administration is one of the only political axes even paying lip service to any of those solutions.

All these things seem true to me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 01:24 PM (Ot/FD)

411 think that the trans sports issue ruining sports for girls is the best shot we have to redpill liberal parents - one hopes they love their girls.

Posted by: Iris at August 18, 2026 01:17 PM (286+n)

The libs always use one group to try and ruin another and then another group to turn on the last group, and ruin them in turn. And usually the initial ruined group would have been the protector.

Example: Women ruin men. Then trannies ruin women. Then muslims come in to dance on the ruined women but then come for trannies.

It has to be demonic.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:24 PM (+rw6l)

412 But not in the good way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (Y/06r)

If you haven't heard of it, creator called Statstuffer on Youtube has a field day putting up Angel Reese clips and just mocking how bad she is relentlessly. It's painful how bad she is.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2026 01:24 PM (6+ehB)

413 I get dumped on for singing Kate Upton’s charms.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

By who? A gay?

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:25 PM (+rw6l)

414 If I wanted to watch lesbians beating each other up, I'd watch the livestream of the Canadian Parliament.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:25 PM (Av6i5)

415 If I wanted to watch lesbians beating each other up, I'd watch the livestream of the Canadian Parliament.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:25 PM (Av6i5)



The UFC is an alternative. There's usually plenty of blood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:26 PM (2YhKe)

416 Elric, the Horde does that to all us guys. I get dumped on for singing Kate Upton’s charms.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)
___

Well, she's got a monster rack so that should get her a pass from all the boob-obsessed here.

I think the average "ranking" of any given lady on this site is 75% the size of her rack, and 20% her politics.

Hence the overwhelming adoration for Sydney Sweeney here. Great rack, great politics (I think), but mid-level face that requires a lot of makeup and filtering.

Watch that boxing movie she made. She is unrecognizable.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

417 413 I get dumped on for singing Kate Upton’s charms.
Posted by: Bulg

You think YOU have it rough?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 18, 2026 01:26 PM (7Tl3i)

418
The NBA is paying for papal indulgences for all the male criminals, thugs, and wife-abusers in the NBA.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

=================

Entirely appropriate considering professional sports is a religion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 01:26 PM (XJ22o)

419 When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
===
Is this the part where Ace and Garrett break into a dance-fight?

Posted by: super gay at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (anL5R)

420 Now that Jason Arday has gone to Carousel, who's next in line? We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (Av6i5)

421 our application is on its way to headquarters...

Posted by: The Boston Fart-Clam at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (6eubQ)

422 It has to be demonic.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:24 PM (+rw6l)
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Agree.

Outside of that, we're not anywhere near as rational as we pretend we'd like to be.

There again, the scriptural overlay--no matter how much I like that image--touches points with this behavior far and above alternative overlays.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (Fi81e)

423 It has to be demonic.
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If you want to see "demonic", check out the youtube/tik-toc short videos where the guy stands on public street corners and university campuses promoting the abolition of abortion. Seemingly "regular" human beings transform into demonic ragefits almost instantly when viewing him and his signs.

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (TN0g+)

424 Great rack, great politics (I think), but mid-level face that requires a lot of makeup and filtering.

Mostly it requires that she smile but your thesis is probably correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (ExV1e)

425 If I wanted to watch lesbians beating each other up, I'd watch the livestream of the Canadian Parliament.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:25 PM (Av6i5)


The UFC is an alternative. There's usually plenty of blood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 01:26 PM (2YhKe)
_____

Props to those ladies for the training and fantastic shape they're in. But I just can't get into ladies beating the shit outta each other.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

426 $1000 a seat? Are you all insane? To watch what are essentially boys high school players, only butcher?
>>>
Never give a sucker an even break.

Posted by: W.C. Fields at August 18, 2026 01:28 PM (wVcYX)

427 When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
---
And you're still plotting Mark Sanchez's demise....

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

428
Entirely appropriate considering professional sports is a religion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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So it seems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 01:28 PM (XeU6L)

429 We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.

"Oh, the Humanities!"

I mean, are any of them serious?

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 01:29 PM (Cuw0G)

430 I get dumped on for singing Kate Upton’s charms.
Posted by: Bulg

You think YOU have it rough?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 18, 2026 01:26 PM


Excuse me?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at August 18, 2026 01:29 PM (0sNs1)

431
Hence the overwhelming adoration for Sydney Sweeney here. Great rack, great politics (I think), but mid-level face that requires a lot of makeup and filtering.
==
She is a pretty well built girl. She isn't a total butter face, but she has some bulldog like quality to her. She looks much better smiling as do most. But unsmiling she does not have a great look. But as an older fellow, I kid you not when i say personality and a willing attitude mean more than any physical characteristic as long as you aren't looking like triggleypuff.

Posted by: super gay at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (anL5R)

432 Is the NBA paying protection money?"

Si.

(Seriously)

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (XuXeR)

433 Yeah, when Sydney smiles her butterface goes away.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

434 Great rack, great politics (I think), but mid-level face that requires a lot of makeup and filtering.

Mostly it requires that she smile but your thesis is probably correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (ExV1e)
____

She's actually pretty good as an actress in the boxing movie. The movie itself was boring and cliched. But she was good. No way did she look like anyone anyone here would want to fuck, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

435 Holy shit, people. Really?

You guys gotta drop the meme where every comment I make about the physical attractiveness of any given lady is met with breathless indignation and hysterical denunciation.

It's old and tiring. And boring.


Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

Sayeth on every single thread the same Elric: FIRST!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (PGK1w)

436 Yeah, when Sydney smiles her butterface goes away.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (77rzZ)
---
Agree.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 01:31 PM (Fi81e)

437 Holy shit, people. Really?

You guys gotta drop the meme where every comment I make about the physical attractiveness of any given lady is met with breathless indignation and hysterical denunciation.

It's old and tiring. And boring.


Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

Sayeth on every single thread the same Elric: FIRST!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (PGK1w)
______

Not recently. I've been slow on the draw. Dull blade ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:31 PM (iFTx/)

438
Now that Jason Arday has gone to Carousel, who's next in line? We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.
Posted by: zombie

=================

zombie, it's been a while since we've enjoyed your activism. Are you interested in things like plagiarism sniffing and cv investigation? If one dedicated individual simply starts the most cursory look at the top Black scholars in _____ Studies departments at top universities, armies of fraudsters will be found overnight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 01:31 PM (XJ22o)

439 Virginia Slims (?!).

You've traveled a long way, yo.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 18, 2026 01:32 PM (qwx/I)

440
420 Now that Jason Arday has gone to Carousel, who's next in line? We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM

-------

We can't force them into suicide. Only their Leftist allies can.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 18, 2026 01:32 PM (azNOR)

441 Climate Pledge Arena?

Isn't that something?
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

I use Climate Pledge to put a lovely shine on my wicker furniture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (1z8ji)

I'm sure the Climate Pledge donates heavily for putting their name on the stadium.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:32 PM (uhVAy)

442
James Woods would be a good Press Secretary, come to think of it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (D3O7T)


Especially if he did pressers in-character as Jack Crow from Vampires.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2026 01:33 PM (y9nCu)

443 We haz a nood!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 01:33 PM (NcvvS)

444 ...personality and a willing attitude mean more than any physical characteristic as long as you aren't looking like triggleypuff.
Posted by: super gay

There is iron in my pants when I see her smile.

Posted by: 10 Bears at August 18, 2026 01:33 PM (THJS/)

445 >>"Oh, the Humanities!"

I mean, are any of them serious?

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 01:29 PM

Anyone who pays for an "education" in the Humanities is getting swindled, and will never pay off her student loans, mostly because of the nose ring and tattoo investments. Those oversize glasses don't come cheap, you know.

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 01:33 PM (2Xqig)

446 Someone should take the time to have AI put Benny Hill following her around smacking her on the head like he did to the old bald guy.
Posted by: Sponge

I have a name, Mr. Sponge. And stop dancing up there!

Posted by: Little Jackie Wright at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (JM9I6)

447 Nood. Talarico adjacent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

448 nood

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

449 Climate Pledge Arena?

Isn't that something?
Posted by: ace at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

I use Climate Pledge to put a lovely shine on my wicker furniture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (1z8ji)

I'm sure the Climate Pledge donates heavily for putting their name on the stadium.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:32 PM (uhVAy)
_______

They probably "donate" taxpayer money that got funneled to them in the dead of night by some slimy cocksucker like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

450 James Woods would be a good Press Secretary, come to think of it.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 18, 2026 01:08 PM (D3O7T)


Especially if he did pressers in-character as Jack Crow from Vampires.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2026 01:33 PM (y9nCu)

That movie has major issues and also suffered from having its plot shaved down (it originally involved the Pope, kinda like the book the movie's adapted from), but James Woods is great in it. Some of the guitar stings are kewl too.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 18, 2026 01:35 PM (lNxD2)

451 We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.

"Oh, the Humanities!"

I mean, are any of them serious?
Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 01:29 PM (Cuw0G)

I assume they are all fraudulent grifters. The alternative that they believe the nonsense is worse, because then they are insane.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:35 PM (uhVAy)

452 Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (TN0g+)

I will check it out. Your description is too tempting to pass up

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (+rw6l)

453 Now that Jason Arday has gone to Carousel, who's next in line? We need to force every fraudulent academic into suicide. It's the most humane way.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2026 01:27 PM (Av6i5)


Are you suggesting it is time to renew academia?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 01:37 PM (rbvCR)

454 Shut up, Mary.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 18, 2026 01:38 PM (JvZF+)

455 But not in the good way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2026 12:50 PM (Y/06r)

If you haven't heard of it, creator called Statstuffer on Youtube has a field day putting up Angel Reese clips and just mocking how bad she is relentlessly. It's painful how bad she is.
Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2026 01:24 PM (6+ehB)

is he the one who shouts AAAANGEL REEEESE when she mebounds?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 18, 2026 01:39 PM (uhVAy)

456
Hence the overwhelming adoration for Sydney Sweeney here. Great rack, great politics (I think), but mid-level face that requires a lot of makeup and filtering.
==
She is a pretty well built girl. She isn't a total butter face, but she has some bulldog like quality to her. She looks much better smiling as do most. But unsmiling she does not have a great look. But as an older fellow, I kid you not when i say personality and a willing attitude mean more than any physical characteristic as long as you aren't looking like triggleypuff.
Posted by: super gay at August 18, 2026 01:30 PM (anL5R)



Aside from her boner-inducing bod, she's got a great smile, good sense of humor and she restores old cars as a hobby. I get the feeling that she'd fit right in with the 'ettes here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

457
...And, the WNBA is nothing more than a money laundering losing op for the NBA.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 18, 2026 12:34 PM (GTqXr)


FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (iJfKG)

458 Someday the interest in WNBA will fade and be replaced by trans ping pong.

I could have made that layup, Angel. Pathetic.

I only watched girls HS basketball because I was on the bench or forced in for a long shot and free throws to avoid blackeyes and a concussion (I already had two shiners and one concussion, which was during practice). I was more interested in the HS boy's basketball game that followed. Have not watched girl' basketball since.

Did it take trans in this sport to get national interest?

Now due to Sophie people watch and/or throw green dildos. I think they were green, possibly purple. Or rainbow dildos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2026 01:41 PM (hzuYO)

459 The Atlanta Dream believes in creating a safe and inclusive environment for everyone.

Everyone, of course, does not include straights, whites, males, Constitutionalists, conservatives, Christians, gun-owners, nor anyone who works in the Oil & Gas industry.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 18, 2026 01:59 PM (bufu1)

460
"It's so fucking gay and stupid."

Gay and stupid. It's what they do best.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at August 18, 2026 02:16 PM (HB5Gm)

461 "Climate Pledge Arena." JFC, it's the Coliseum or even Key Arena, where the Supersonics used to play. There was a shooting very nearby at the fountain. This bullshit and the city going after volunteers who risk death picking up used fent syringes make me despair my hometown. Seattle was the best place on Earth until Grunge, Frasier, and CA transplants decided to destroy it. No, wait, who am I kidding; it's always been a leftist/anarchist hotbed - the only place in the USA ever to hold a "general strike" (1919) and the 1999 WTO riots for an early modern glimpse at the anarchocommunist black bloc "direct action" we see today.

My folks have in town (north of Ballard) there that I will inherit when they pass and I'm seriously thinking of just selling it out of hand.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 18, 2026 02:31 PM (gUs21)

462 I thought the use of singular nouns for sports team names took off during the brief but spectacular life of the World Football League in 1974. Who can forget the tumultuous Portland Storm? The red hot Southern California Sun? The even redder-hotter Chicago Fire? The tolling of the Philadelphia Bell? And, my personal favorite: The Shreveport Steamer?

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at August 18, 2026 03:14 PM (bWR5k)

The Morning Rant: What Don't You Understand About Socialists?

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The idea that Socialism is just another political philosophy is embedded in a certain segment of our country. You know...the morons. "Sure! Let's try it out! Maybe it will work!" These are the ignorant among us who never learned a damned thing about the evils of socialism, because their teachers were crypto-socialists...or as is increasingly common...out-and-proud!

That speaks to two issues. The first is the complete takeover of the educational apparatus by the progressive movement. And the second is the pathetic state of the intellects who are drawn to teaching. Anyone know a serious and intelligent teacher? Sure...they exist. But there aren't many of them.

The reality is that socialism is not a political philosophy that seeks to manage the functions of government. It is a political philosophy that seeks to seize the reins of power and manipulate society to its own ends. The smooth functioning of government operations is nowhere to be found. Rather, those operations are co-opted into the process of converting everything into a vehicle for furthering the aims of socialism.

That the editorial board of the New York Post doesn't understand this basic premise is terrifying indeed! Notice that "socialism" or "DSA" isn't mentioned once in this editorial.

Mayor Klutz — what’s behind Mamdani’s long string of fumbles, failures and fiascos

The mayor has reportedly turned thin-skinned and shouty behind closed doors, and it’s easy to see why: He’s in over his head, with a staff dominated by fellow tunnel-visioned lefties.

Too bad it’s the rest of us who pay the worst price for Mayor Klutz’s misrule.


So the real issue is that Mamdani is an idiot and an incompetent?

No...it isn't. Mamdani doesn't give a rat's ass whether NYC runs efficiently. His only goal is the consolidation of government resources in furtherance of his personal goals: the ascendance of socialism, and the ascendance of Islamism. That the wider culture might see him as a buffoon is meaningless. He is busily taking control of the money, and directing it to his supporters within the city government and outside of government in the thousands of NGOs that orbit NYC's vast amounts of cash. They are the ones who will promote his policies among the various racial and ethnic divisions in NYC.

New York City voted for him. Or more correctly; New York City didn't bother to vote, and got a socialist, terror-supporting Shia 12er as Mayor. And Mamdani's only goal is to continue the policies that will get him reelected, and consolidate Islam and socialism in NYC. That the NY Post doesn't understand this is an embarrassment.


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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (CszeO)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

3 Anyone know a serious and intelligent teacher? Sure...they exist. But there aren't many of them.


Had one in junior college. He'd start a business, build it up, get bored and sell it. Teach until he got bored and go start another business. Rinse & repeat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 11:02 AM (CszeO)

4 >> Fox News Power Rankings: As Democrats turn left, Black voters tap the brakes
Two-thirds of young Americans and 71% of Hispanics disapprove of Trump, but Black voters haven't fully returned

“ There isn’t much evidence that Democrats have figured out how to talk to these voters again, but for two of the three groups, Trump’s declining approval rating is doing the job for them.”

https://tinyurl.com/22dmn8je

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:03 AM (q1tXs)

5 Socialism is fueled by the 3 great errors of our age - Hedonism, Nihilism, and Existentialism. They are the ruinous errors in thinking that are opposed to the truth.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:03 AM (Gqar8)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:03 AM (2YhKe)

7 That speaks to two issues. The first is the complete takeover of the educational apparatus by the progressive movement. And the second is the pathetic state of the intellects who are drawn to teaching.


Pfffffft. I'd like to see YOU write a sentence of this quality. No wonder they're defending his once in a century talent.

“Replete with espoused discourses of equality, diversity and inclusion within public bodies, is the UK, wherein lauded initiatives reward its universities’ commitments to increasing the access and positioning of ‘women’ in higher education.”

https://tinyurl.com/4xwxj9zj

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:03 AM (Riz8t)

8 I understand socialism very well. Socialists believe that they are going to get paid to sit around writing bad poetry without laboring in the fields. Ahahahahahaha please face wall

Posted by: Vod Kaknockers at August 18, 2026 11:04 AM (LOZbR)

9 Two-thirds of young Americans and 71% of Hispanics disapprove of Trump, but Black voters haven't fully returned


71 % of Hispanics ? Why do I doubt that... Unless they're talking about illegals...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 11:04 AM (726Da)

10 Sure, I get it, you can't win elections just pointing at the socialist and yelling "he's a socialist!", because the electorate doesn't seem to know about the 20th century.

But calling them what they are may be a good start in the direction of educating the dummies.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 11:05 AM (aWka8)

11 I need pizza

Posted by: the nephew at August 18, 2026 11:06 AM (LOZbR)

12 9 Two-thirds of young Americans and 71% of Hispanics disapprove of Trump, but Black voters haven't fully returned


71 % of Hispanics ? Why do I doubt that... Unless they're talking about illegals...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 11:04 AM (726Da)

It is a poll. All polls are biased and push an agenda.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:06 AM (Gqar8)

13 And Mamdani's only goal is to continue the policies that will get him reelected

One thing that fascinates me in conversations I have with lefty LIVs is that they don't quite get this part.

If you make it clear you will vote for an opposing politician...AND DO IT...in the future all politicians will consider what impact the policies they pursue will have on the next election, if OTOH, you always vote for the same politicians because Republicans are big meanies then well the Dems learn they can do literally anything and you will vote for them

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:06 AM (sKqQm)

14 Fox also has Talarico ahead in Texas.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:07 AM (q1tXs)

15 14 Fox also has Talarico ahead in Texas.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:07 AM (q1tXs)


Not just Fox, but they are one of the worst...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 11:07 AM (726Da)

16 14 Fox also has Talarico ahead in Texas.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:07 AM (q1tXs)

Well sure, if you poll UT Austin, and the Houston Hood.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:08 AM (Gqar8)

17 It’s much simpler.

Socialism is alluring to weak people because who doesn’t want a bunch of free stuff for doing nothing? Why work when I don’t have to right bro? Mamdani will make everything free. Awesome.

Those with an IQ above room temperature and/or anyone who has studied history understand it can’t work. But sadly there are tens of millions of low IQ uninformed voters who fall for it again and again and again.

It’s cyclical and will never end.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:08 AM (qDa2L)

18 14 Fox also has Talarico ahead in Texas.

And John Cornyn is a lock for reelection.

Posted by: Fox News at August 18, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

19 Polls are strip clubs and fire stations.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 11:09 AM (y+Apl)

20 Sure, I get it, you can't win elections just pointing at the socialist and yelling "he's a socialist!", because the electorate doesn't seem to know about the 20th century.

I'd like to see Rs run adds pointing out the things people don't like in society are directly related to Dem policies.

Housing expensive? Inflation from giving interest groups money and illegals

Crime? Illegals

Hard to find a job? Illegals and H1Bs

Make it clear what those votes determine to the voters.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)

21 Ohio senate seat also doesn’t look good for the GOP

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:09 AM (q1tXs)

22 An entire generation, or two, of people run through public schools and then on to college or some university are never educated. They're indoctrinated. They end up at the end of their time in academia with no degree, no diploma in anything other than "Socialism."

They then go out into the world and are horribly frustrated with their job/life prospects because they've got zero useful skills.

They're angry. And it's all your fault. So they'll take from you to make themselves whole... without all that work they can't seem to be bothered with.

Between this shit and the Islamic hordes we're going to have our hands full.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 11:09 AM (2Cry5)

23 21 Ohio senate seat also doesn’t look good for the GOP
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:09 AM (q1tXs)


That one doesn't look good, but I'm not buying the Texas race...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 11:10 AM (726Da)

24
Socialism is alluring to weak people because who doesn’t want a bunch of free stuff for doing nothing? Why work when I don’t have to right bro? Mamdani will make everything free. Awesome.


Yep. I see this playing out constantly. The D candidate promises free stuff, the R meanie doesn't want to give me free stuff so...f*ck that R candidate.

Where does the free stuff come from? Who cares.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:10 AM (sKqQm)

25 Trump won in part because he had a nice clean message. Deport illegals, cut the price of eggs.

Thats what wins elections easy bumper sticker type slogans. The GOP explaining why socialism doesn’t work is hard to do in that context.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:11 AM (qDa2L)

26 14 Fox also has Talarico ahead in Texas.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:07 AM

How was the poll conducted?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 11:11 AM (2Ez/1)

27 In my more charitable moments, I can actually agree, in principle that a more egalitarian society is in some way a noble ideal.

I am not persuaded that Revolutionary anarchists and bomb throwers are the means to effect such a society in any way. Near as I can tell from History, it merely exchanges one set of crooks for another, usually worse. “Democracy is like riding the bus. When you get to your destination, you get off.”

Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 11:11 AM (ZX9JC)

28 I’m all in on hand waiving off the polls. They’re more designed to impact public opinion than anything else. But I think some of the turnout models are what we should be concerned with. People may not show up because they’re pissed about the economy or whatever is making their asses sore. But three is a real cut off your nose to spite your face contingent out there.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:12 AM (q1tXs)

29 The mayor has reportedly turned thin-skinned and shouty behind closed doors, and it’s easy to see why: He’s in over his head, with a staff dominated by fellow tunnel-visioned lefties.
Too bad it’s the rest of us who pay the worst price for Mayor Klutz’s misrule.



You bring that shit on yourselves Every. F*cking. Time.

You NEVER learn. You had it good under Giuliani. You replaced him with Bloomberg. You replaced HIM with DeBlasio........

NYC voters are the epitome of stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:12 AM (2YhKe)

30 Where does the free stuff come from? Who cares.

It will come from robots and AI, duh. You know, at least until they rise up and destroy us because we're useless eaters.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

31 *sips tasty umbrella drink*

Posted by: John Thune, certified asshole at August 18, 2026 11:12 AM (y+Apl)

32 See the link for all the polling data.

Not saying I agree with it btw.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:12 AM (q1tXs)

33 New York City voted for him. Or more correctly; New York City didn't bother to vote, and got a socialist, terror-supporting Shia 12er as Mayor.


If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Posted by: Rush at August 18, 2026 11:13 AM (2YhKe)

34 MONKEY!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:13 AM (N1DT3)

35 If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.


Whoa!

Posted by: Zen master at August 18, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

36 Fox isn’t some outlier. There have been several polls showing the same thing in Texas. Are they accurate? Who knows. But it’s not just Fox saying this.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:14 AM (qDa2L)

37 Smeagol - What’s that?
Deagol - It’s a RING
Smeagol - Give its to us, Deagol my love
Deagol - Why?
Because it’s my birthday, and we wants it

The plot of our time

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:14 AM (Gqar8)

38 Quick. Name a poll that's been accurate in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:15 AM (2YhKe)

39 Where does the free stuff come from?


Easy. Tax millionaiaaahs and billionaaiaahs.
- Bernie

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:15 AM (qDa2L)

40 Socialists and commies think that math applies to the value of individual humans. The first person singular does not exist for them. Or at least for those honest about their intentions.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 11:15 AM (XvL8K)

41 They have Texas and Georgia as toss ups. I do t know how realistic that is. But the Dems are dumping a ton of their cash into Georgia. For some reason their internals are telling them they can also go after some allegedly safe Republican senate seats like Kansas. I do t see it myself. Ohio is a real problem though. That te canary on the coal mine.

We need TJM to tell us how worthless the polls are until mid September. But if they do t change then…

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (q1tXs)

42 In my more charitable moments, I can actually agree, in principle that a more egalitarian society is in some way a noble ideal.

I think that's the wrong approach.

Until relatively recently the cost of living was dropping, at least on established things, yes yes we've added in new things like cell phones with their own costs but economic progress was bringing costs down.

Then this just stopped. Partly inflation, partly graft and crime, partly bureaucracy and regulation. And THIS is the problem

I don't care if Elon Musk has a brazillion dollars nor should anyone else. I do care that a dollar buys me half the goods and services it did in 2020. Fix this latter problem and you get rid of the wind pushing socialism

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)

43 Socialism also rewards failure. (That might be why the people who support it are mostly failures themselves.)

If your socialist plans didn't work, CLEARLY you didn't go far enough. It's not that socialism has failed everywhere, it's that wreckers and saboteurs ruined it. We just have to control even more and THEN it will work!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (N1DT3)

44 We survived Carter and Obama. We’ll survive Mamdani. Pendulum is always swinging.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (qDa2L)

45 reportedly turned thin-skinned and shouty behind closed doors

There needs to be a priest in NYC who starts publicly preaching against Mamdani.

Just because I want it to be published he lost his s**t in one of these meetings and shouted, "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?!"

Posted by: GWB at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (kU0PQ)

46 Socialism is fueled by the 3 great errors of our age - Hedonism, Nihilism, and Existentialism...
Posted by: tubal

*********

Put Them All Together and Whattya Get?

Socialist philosophy's quite crappy
Advocates of which are truly sappy
Existentialism, Nihilism,
and throw in a bit of Hedonism

"I think, therefore, that nothing will make me happy!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 11:17 AM (I0N4X)

47 Democrats have a fraud and turnout machine that can only be beaten by Republicans getting to the polls. Our turnout is going to be the deciding factor. That what a lot of these polls are trying to discourage- republican turnout.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:18 AM (q1tXs)

48 The poisoned minds that we see acting out, everywhere now wil not be magically fixed. We are in for some rough rough years. If history means anything the correction will be horrendous.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:18 AM (Gqar8)

49
NYC voters are the epitome of stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August

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I see it differently. Mamdani remains (and will remain) very popular, without regard to governance. He is an enemy of America's, and so are they. He hates whites, and so do they. He hates Jews, and so do they. Wealthy people, same. And above all, he hates Orangemanbad.

NYers are hate-based voters and he checks the boxes for them, and nothing else matters.

He could say "I'm releasing rabid raccoons throughout the city, because MAGA is afraid of rabies," and that would be a popular policy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:18 AM (BI5O2)

50 We survived Carter and Obama. We’ll survive Mamdani. Pendulum is always swinging.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (qDa2L)



Missing that it's harder and harder to come back each time.........and has negative effects on the economies and freedoms each time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:19 AM (2YhKe)

51 Socialists and commies think that math applies to the value of individual humans. The first person singular does not exist for them. Or at least for those honest about their intentions.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 11:15 AM (XvL8K)

Umm... most socialists are VERY concerned about the first person singular: I, me, mine. EVERYTHING is about what has been denied to them because THEY are so much better than everyone else but those terrible people, like Trump, have so much more money. I deserve to have everything they have!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:19 AM (N1DT3)

52
He could say "I'm releasing rabid raccoons throughout the city, because MAGA is afraid of rabies," and that would be a popular policy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:18 AM (BI5O2)



The epitome of stupid.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:19 AM (2YhKe)

53 Georgia currently has 2 Dem senators. Why is it so hard to fathom Georgia as a toss up?

2026 Georgia is vastly different than 2000 Georgia most people imagine when they think of the state. Things have changed dramatically over there.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:20 AM (qDa2L)

54 Socialism also rewards failure. (That might be why the people who support it are mostly failures themselves.)

If your socialist plans didn't work, CLEARLY you didn't go far enough. It's not that socialism has failed everywhere, it's that wreckers and saboteurs ruined it. We just have to control even more and THEN it will work!


I really don't know where all those kulaks have been hiding in America, but they're certainly doing a lot of damage. Take all their grain!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

55 Turnout.

>>@EricLDaugh
·
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>>🚨 NOW: FLORIDA REPUBLICANS ARE STORMING THE POLLS LIKE NO TOMORROW!!

>>Election day so far: R+11.5 FROM 2022

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:20 AM (viF8m)

56 They’re not poisoned minds. These people are full on retards. They have absolutely no grounding in reality. They buy 100% of what they have been sold even though it’s easily demonstrated as false.

That’s why they are fanatics. People like that don’t respond to facts, truths or reasoned debate. Anything that challenges their beliefs and shibboleths on a very material, factual way is destroyed or ignored. It’s a recipe for disaster when reality kicks them in the teeth.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (q1tXs)

57 Socialism is a disguise for tyranny.

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (Q+gd/)

58 In my more charitable moments, I can actually agree, in principle that a more egalitarian society is in some way a noble ideal.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 11:11 AM (ZX9JC)


I agree. That is why barriers to entry to the American Dream must be dismantled. Government regulation is evil. Tax schemes to promote particular industries and corporations are evil. Taxation that penalizes entrepreneurial behavior is evil.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (k5CNB)

59
Umm... most socialists are VERY concerned about the first person singular: I, me, mine. EVERYTHING is about what has been denied to them because THEY are so much better than everyone else but those terrible people, like Trump, have so much more money. I deserve to have everything they have!


I have a bunch of objectively rich lefty LIVs in my circle - they are in top 10% in income. They all rant about the need to "tax the rich" and then tell me they are barely making ends meet.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)

60 Things have changed dramatically over there.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:20 AM (qDa2L)

Especially behind the papered up windows of the polling places.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (+rw6l)

61 We survived Carter and Obama. We’ll survive Mamdani. Pendulum is always swinging.
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Mere “Survival” is the standard? Nice. That is setting the bar awfully low. Our standard of living has been gutted. Wages stagnant since 1974. There should be affordable tourist flights orbiting the Moon by now. Most people have absolutely no concept of just how fucked over this nation really is.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (ZX9JC)

62 Overheard at Bernie Sanders' deodorant aisle:

Sure you have a choice. Take it or leave it!

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 11:22 AM (I0N4X)

63 >>Georgia currently has 2 Dem senators. Why is it so hard to fathom Georgia as a toss up?

It's pretty clear why Georgia has 2 Dem senators. Same reason Biden came back in the middle of the night and "beat" Trump.

Georgia was ground zero for election rigging in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:22 AM (viF8m)

64 Oli oli gocky FREE!!!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (2YhKe)

65 The islamist cult, more than anything else, needs to be defeated at all costs.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (q1tXs)

66 Tell a kid you’ll feed him nothing but ice cream he’ll think you’re the greatest parent in the world. Make him eat vegetables you’re the worst parent in the world.

This is Ds and Rs for young voters. Ds want to give you ice cream and Rs want you to get a job.

Who do you think wins more votes?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (qDa2L)

67 I agree. That is why barriers to entry to the American Dream must be dismantled. Government regulation is evil. Tax schemes to promote particular industries and corporations are evil. Taxation that penalizes entrepreneurial behavior is evil.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (k5CNB)

There's also the problem that government regulation necessarily harms small businesses more than large ones.

Is it any surprise that as government has gotten bigger, our corporations have also done so?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (N1DT3)

68 Conservatives allowed , maybe not the right word, the take over of public education. Complaining about it now is hypocritical. If you weren't part of the solution you are part of the problem.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (gIjzl)

69 Especially behind the papered up windows of the polling places.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM

Don't forget the USB sticks...

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (2Ez/1)

70 The islamist cult, more than anything else, needs to be defeated at all costs.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (q1tXs)




Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (2YhKe)

71 I have a bunch of objectively rich lefty LIVs in my circle - they are in top 10% in income. They all rant about the need to "tax the rich" and then tell me they are barely making ends meet.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)

Contentment is a Christian virtue.

Envy is a socialist one.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (N1DT3)

72 Supply and Demand.

As demand for free shit increases, politicians will promise more free shit.

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (Q+gd/)

73 >>Who do you think wins more votes?

Trump won the national popular vote in '24. It can be done. They just need to run better campaigns than they have in the past.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m)

74 pretty clear why Georgia has 2 Dem senators. Same reason Biden came back in the middle of the night and "beat" Trump.

Georgia was ground zero for election rigging in 2020.
Posted by: JackStraw

Polls probably take that into account. At least a good pollster would.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (qDa2L)

75 Mail-in Voting FTW.



If mail-in voting is allowed to continue unfettered, there will NEVER be a free and fair election in this country ever again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (2YhKe)

76 Trump should do a big speech about suicide is for yuuuge losers who aren't nearly as cool as his awesome voters and how only real MAGA Kings don't throw themselves from tall buildings, because that's for Leftist swine.

And then let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (BI5O2)

77 The islamist cult, more than anything else, needs to be defeated at all costs.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (q1tXs)


The first enemy we faced as a nation and the threat has only grown since.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (N1DT3)

78 BAMN. We’re soaking in it.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (Gqar8)

79 OMG and various other media outlets have PROVEN WITHOUT A DOUBT that there's fraud everywhere.

Nothing has been done about it. Not one thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (2YhKe)

80 Who do you think wins more votes?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM

"Votes."
That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (2Ez/1)

81 Socialism is fueled by the 3 great errors of our age - Hedonism, Nihilism, and Existentialism. They are the ruinous errors in thinking that are opposed to the truth.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:03 AM (Gqar

I would go with Envy and Sloth, and those have been around for millennia.

Great, now I have Flogging Molly's "Seven Deadly Sins" stuck in my head.

Posted by: pookysgirl, philosophizing too early in the day at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (Wt5PA)

82 Yeah, look at Georgia prior to those two dunces being elected. No way I believe that’s a solid D state, even with all the trash that’s moved in. I think Ossass is a paper tiger. They’ve built him up to the point he’s thinking of running for potus. No way Pee Wee Herman could win that. In fact I think Georgia is completely winnable with their fraud machine in check.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (q1tXs)

83 Umm... most socialists are VERY concerned about the first person singular: I, me, mine. EVERYTHING is about what has been denied to them because THEY are so much better than everyone else but those terrible people, like Trump, have so much more money. I deserve to have everything they have!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Note that I said "those honest about their intentions." You're talking about those, admittedly the majority, going with just their "feels." It's the minority, Lenin's "elite vanguard," that I'm referring to, and who will exploit those useful idiots.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (XvL8K)

84 The early Georgia polls were heavily weighted Dem. A lot of them have mo ed or are slowly moving to toss up in August. That’s a clue.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:27 AM (q1tXs)

85 Great irony in that socialism is incredibly selfish wearing the skinsuit of the welfare of the people.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar8)

86 86% of Americans support the SAVE act.

We can't even get THAT to a f*cking vote.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:27 AM (2YhKe)

87 This is Ds and Rs for young voters. Ds want to give you ice cream and Rs want you to get a job.

Who do you think wins more votes?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:23 AM (qDa2L)

In that metaphor, the GOP is a bad parent. They're the ones who couldn't give any less of a fuck about whether you live or die, and if the Dems were serving you poisoned ice cream, they'd scoop it into the bowl as long as they let them watch while they bugger your corpse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)

88 We survived Carter and Obama. We’ll survive Mamdani. Pendulum is always swinging.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (qDa2L)

Yes, we survive. But every time we elect someone like them, we always find we have less and less freedoms after they're gone. Freedoms we'll never fully enjoy again.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (g8Ew8)

89 Primary day in Florida today. I need to register R one of these days. I am in a ruby red area, so the choice of who is elected is made during the primaries. It's just ... joining a political party is blech.

Posted by: Ann at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (SHHm+)

90 Note that I said "those honest about their intentions." You're talking about those, admittedly the majority, going with just their "feels." It's the minority, Lenin's "elite vanguard," that I'm referring to, and who will exploit those useful idiots.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (XvL8K)

While I will agree the elite socialists don't care about OTHER individuals, they are VERY concerned about themselves. That's why they want power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (N1DT3)

91 >>Polls probably take that into account. At least a good pollster would.

Polls never take that into account. Until recently, you were called an election denier if you even suggested that our elections were not secure.

Every single election cycle we go through same period where people freak out over push polls in the summer and then are amazed when they true up as we get closer to election day.

You don't need polls to tell you what you can see on the ground with your own eyes. In 24 I knew Harris was toast because while Trump was filling arenas on a nightly basis Harris had to pay twerkers millions and even then her "supporters" were about as enthusiastic as a guy walking to the gallows.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (viF8m)

92 their teachers were crypto-socialists...or as is increasingly common...out-and-proud!
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Which is why it is so common among the college-indoctrinated.

They have full Gramscian capture of the university.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:29 AM (Fi81e)

93 90 Primary day in Florida today. I need to register R one of these days. I am in a ruby red area, so the choice of who is elected is made during the primaries. It's just ... joining a political party is blech.
Posted by: Ann at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (SHHm+)


go Independent... I'm Independent

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 11:29 AM (726Da)

94 87 86% of Americans support the SAVE act.
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Where does that number come from?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 11:29 AM (2Ez/1)

95 87 86% of Americans support the SAVE act.

We can't even get THAT to a f*cking vote.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:27 AM (2YhKe)

“ They” do not want to relinquish their brown serfs - very useful to the overclass, they are.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:29 AM (Gqar8)

96 'The mayor has reportedly turned thin-skinned and shouty behind closed doors, and it’s easy to see why: He’s in over his head, with a staff dominated by fellow tunnel-visioned lefties.'
Dang. That sounds like the FuehrerBunker in spring of 45.







Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 11:29 AM (LHPAg)

97 >> 86% of Americans support the SAVE act.

And two republican senators didn’t bother to show up for a committee vote that would have stripped SNAP funding from states who didn’t comply with the new anti fraud measures.

They are lazy, self aggrandizing assholes.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:30 AM (q1tXs)

98 Yes, we survive. But every time we elect someone like them, we always find we have less and less freedoms after they're gone. Freedoms we'll never fully enjoy again.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (g8Ew

Do you remember going to independent doctor's offices, not owned by some massive health conglomerate?

Do you remember actually talking with your doctor and not watching him stare at a laptop?

I honestly don't know what we lost from Carter, but I very much know what we lost from Obama and how much the GOPe has fought to keep it lost.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:30 AM (N1DT3)

99 I voted in the GOP primary. For the most based motherfucker on the ballot.

He lost of course - but overperformed significantly, especially in my based part of the State.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:31 AM (BI5O2)

100 89 We survived Carter and Obama. We’ll survive Mamdani. Pendulum is always swinging.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:16 AM (qDa2L)

Yes, we survive. But every time we elect someone like them, we always find we have less and less freedoms after they're gone. Freedoms we'll never fully enjoy again.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (g8Ew

Yeah, a downward trend for the last 60 or 70 years. Occasional bumps upward, but a trend.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:31 AM (Gqar8)

101 Mayor Klutz — what’s behind Mamdani’s long string of fumbles, failures and fiascos

Intentionality.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 11:31 AM (XD+PD)

102 'The mayor has reportedly turned thin-skinned and shouty behind closed doors, and it’s easy to see why: He’s in over his head, with a staff dominated by fellow tunnel-visioned lefties.'
Dang. That sounds like the FuehrerBunker in spring of 45.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 11:29 AM (LHPAg)
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Cue "Downfall" parody video in 3...2...1...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 11:31 AM (FZ29D)

103 See?

>>@BillMelugin_
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19h
>>NEW: The company behind a recent poll that showed Karen Bass with a 12-point lead over Nithya Raman for LA mayor & showed Bass collecting most of Spencer Pratt's prior support has admitted their poll was FAKE and was intended as a "social experiment" to see how a poll could spread in the media ecosystem without verification.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

104 The idea that the GOP is the party of sober adults is very 1990s.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 11:31 AM (QzM4s)

105 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at August 18, 2026 11:32 AM (2Ez/1)

106 >> 86% of Americans support the SAVE act.

Yeah, but, who elected them?!

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 11:32 AM (XD+PD)

107 The GA Senate election situation is odd.

Perdue won by 8 points in 2014.

In 2020 the polls had Ossoff +1, but Perdue won by +2 in the first round. In the runoff Ossoff then was +1 and "won the election"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:32 AM (sKqQm)

108 The mayor has reportedly turned thin-skinned and shouty behind closed doors, and it’s easy to see why: He’s in over his head, with a staff dominated by fellow tunnel-visioned lefties.'
Dang. That sounds like the FuehrerBunker in spring of 45.

Posted by: Eromero

Probably like dealing with a spoiled brat 15 yo

Posted by: John Thune, certified asshole at August 18, 2026 11:33 AM (y+Apl)

109 Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 11:29 AM (726Da)

I am, but with closed primaries I don't get to vote for who runs. That means come election day all the locals are already decided. (There is no way a Democrat wins in my area.)

Posted by: Ann at August 18, 2026 11:33 AM (SHHm+)

110 Morning.

So how long before the the Islamic Emirate of New York City empties out?

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2026 11:33 AM (dpXJq)

111 I am, but with closed primaries I don't get to vote for who runs. That means come election day all the locals are already decided. (There is no way a Democrat wins in my area.)
Posted by: Ann at August 18, 2026 11:33 AM (SHHm+)


Got it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 11:34 AM (726Da)

112 Socialism is fueled by the 3 great errors of our age - Hedonism, Nihilism, and Existentialism. They are the ruinous errors in thinking that are opposed to the truth.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:03 AM
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Hedonism is literally not thinking. Nihilism is having no confidence in thinking. At least existentialism is thinking, even including Sartre.

One of the greatest thinkers since the Enlightenment, Soren Kierkegaard, was retroactively named as one of the originators of existentialism. (The other being Nietzsche, who nonetheless is interesting to have read.)

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:34 AM (Fi81e)

113
It's not Trump they hate. It's the people who voted for Trump. When he leaves office - or they succeed in assassinating him - do you really think things will return to the status quo ante?

I am already seeing fulminating calls to hold Trump voters accountable. God save us from their acquiring power. They may end up killing each other, but you and I will have perished long before that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 11:34 AM (O0L8i)

114 >>The GA Senate election situation is odd.


Because it was stolen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)

115 Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (viF8m)

The black pill is the most powerful drug out there. The partakers never give up the habit. Instead of trying to convince them otherwise, you should try to staple jello to a wall.

Posted by: Fat Guy sitting nekkid on a Ottoman at August 18, 2026 11:35 AM (SExz7)

116 Polls, commissioned by people loyal to the Democratic Socialists are hardly a bellwether of public sentiment.

Media mouthpieces on the web or cable are loyal to the Democratic Socialists.

Both seriously want to see Socialism succeed.

But they really, really want to see Trump and the normies defeated. I think it's less about the ideology and more about sticking it to us because we're sick of their shit and not putting up with it as before.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM (2Cry5)

117 Trump won the national popular vote in '24. It can be done. They just need to run better campaigns than they have in the past.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m)

He did. But he also dipped his toe into the free shit waters. No tax on tips, $1000 baby fund, free in vitro, etc.

No tax on tips isn’t free shit since it’s your money to begin with, we can all agree on that. To a voter it’s still “I get more money if I vote for him”. Saving $5k in taxes and getting a $5k govt check in the mail is effectively the same thing. And it was a targeted tax cut to win a certain group of people, not an across the board tax cut. That’s politics they all do it. Elections are won by winning a lot of small group that add up to a big group. You have to give those small groups reason to vote for you.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM (qDa2L)

118 Great irony in that socialism is incredibly selfish wearing the skinsuit of the welfare of the people.
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Well, right. The wealthy using the poor, to grind the “middle class” into dust. You see this every time in the shithole countries. Some huge mansion, and a couple hundred feet away a hundred shacks made out of cardboard on the hill.

“Stick it to the Rich!” Is perennially popular. Yet somehow it never sticks to the Rich. It only ever gets applied to shopkeepers and small business men and women.

Functionally retarded and defective people go into local government. Maybe they mean well, but they don’t understand how anything works. Then they move up into local legislatures or other arms of government. Decent capable people want nothing to do with government, they are driven away. The political equivalent of Gresham’s Law.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM (ZX9JC)

119 Mamdani doesn't give a rat's ass whether NYC runs efficiently. His only goal is the consolidation of government resources in furtherance of his personal goals: the ascendance of socialism, and the ascendance of Islamism.
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You aren't cynical enough.

He wants NYC to fail. He wants the USA to fail. He is an islamocommunist. The socialism/communism cant he delivers is just a hustle to gull the rubes. Promise them free shit to get elected, then bust the system with it. When it is broken and in ruin and chaos islam will build a Caliphate on its bones.

Posted by: You need to dial it up a notch at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM (anL5R)

120 Ohio senate seat also doesn’t look good for the GOP
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:09 AM (q1tXs)
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This is polling maybe, but it is also bullshit. Sherrod Brown will lose solidly. Ohio knows him only too well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM (f8DjE)

121 Morning, CBD, and Horde! That machine in the Shed of Rebellion is surely a printing press. One of the tools of rebellion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM (1z8ji)

122 >>The GA Senate election situation is odd.


Because it was stolen.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)

Hollywood moved in. Really, up until recently Marvel movies were made in Georgia. They bailed for Britain last year. I don't know about any other studios, but I wonder if that'll have some small effect on the election.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2026 11:38 AM (dpXJq)

123 If you can have a social center that is not God, you must have some capacity for "existential thought". How does man derive "meaning" from his life.

Ecclesiastes is generally recognized as the first existentialist text. Man finding meaning.

So, while I see it's negative effects in part, I can't condemn existentialism entirely. Because existentialism asks the questions that some of us find Jesus answers.

As well, Pascal's mode was kind of existential. His wager is very much about you, a being of uncertain origin and possible revelation, finding meaning and truth.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:38 AM (Fi81e)

124 Eventually, the rich even run out of money......that is available to the government, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:38 AM (2YhKe)

125 Well, right. The wealthy using the poor, to grind the “middle class” into dust. You see this every time in the shithole countries. Some huge mansion, and a couple hundred feet away a hundred shacks made out of cardboard on the hill.


One of the most important bits of political history people don't spend enough time looking at is how the the German Empire under Bismark bought off the gimme-dat class in Germany to freeze out the middle class from political power with...socialized medicine.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:39 AM (sKqQm)

126 Morning, CBD, and Horde! That machine in the Shed of Rebellion is surely a printing press. One of the tools of rebellion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM (1z8ji)



So, that IS in your backyard.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 11:39 AM (2YhKe)

127 Functionally retarded and defective people go into local government. Maybe they mean well, but they don’t understand how anything works. Then they move up into local legislatures or other arms of government. Decent capable people want nothing to do with government, they are driven away. The political equivalent of Gresham’s Law.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2026 11:37 AM
++++

It almost always begins with the HOA.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 11:40 AM (2Ez/1)

128 Do you remember going to independent doctor's offices, not owned by some massive health conglomerate?

Do you remember actually talking with your doctor and not watching him stare at a laptop?

I honestly don't know what we lost from Carter, but I very much know what we lost from Obama and how much the GOPe has fought to keep it lost.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian


Given the option of selecting medical care from 50 years ago, and medical care today, which would you choose? I think the answer is pretty obvious. Yes, something has been lost, but a lot more has been gained.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

129 while Trump was filling arenas on a nightly basis Harris had to pay twerkers millions

The ops will stay ridiculous until people notice them.

Posted by: Joe Biden Jogs To The Stage at August 18, 2026 11:41 AM (XD+PD)

130 Sure, I get it, you can't win elections just pointing at the socialist and yelling "he's a socialist!", because the electorate doesn't seem to know about the 20th century.

But calling them what they are may be a good start in the direction of educating the dummies.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 11:05 AM (aWka

So call him a Nazi. It is accurate enough. Nazis were socialists, and they did conspire with muslims, and to this day, many musloids admire Hitler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 11:41 AM (1z8ji)

131 I'm in GA.

Ossoff is well liked. He keeps a low media profile and is an excellent retail politician.

In a fairly reddish/purple state, he'll likely win.

That's reality.

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (XOmY9)

132 He did. But he also dipped his toe into the free shit waters. No tax on tips, $1000 baby fund, free in vitro, etc.

As someone who has paid a lot in taxes over the years I have zero problem with any candidate saying they want to reduce taxes. The last year has made it abundantly clear even to those who didn't pay attention to this stuff in the past that a huge amount of money we send to DC is simply stolen. And I think the baby fund is an excellent program.

Most of the money is being donated by wealthy people and if it helps young people pay for school or get started with their life and makes the country stronger it works for me.

I'm sick of labels, I look for results. Trump is fighting and delivering results that are good for me and the country. I don't care what label he wears.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (viF8m)

133 Trump won the national popular vote in '24. It can be done. They just need to run better campaigns than they have in the past.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m

No!

They need to deliver on populist agenda items, or lose. They haven't done that.

The optics bullshit is OVAH.

The Trump voter is on to the metaphysically useless GOP, and lying outrageously to him during a campaign isn't going to work anymore.

It's too late to win big - or probably at all - this cycle. They already blew it, big time.

They need to change course right now or they are done for in '28. But you can be sure the metaphysically useless GOP will change nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (BI5O2)

134 Hate to ask but did the pop-ups stop? I haven't heard anyone mention them lately

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (+rw6l)

135 Do you remember going to independent doctor's offices, not owned by some massive health conglomerate? Do you remember actually talking with your doctor and not watching him stare at a laptop?




That has more to do with PE running health care than Obama. The consolidation of health care providers into a handful of PE backed companies is criminal. But Obama didn’t cause that. PE is a cancer that has been growing since before Obama showed up and long after Obama left. Every industry it touches turns to shit for customers.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (qDa2L)

136 So call him a Nazi. It is accurate enough. Nazis were socialists, and they did conspire with muslims, and to this day, many musloids admire Hitler.

One area the GOPe moved away from is directly blaming Ds for the various social problems we have.

If they want to win they should return to that. Hell, D ads are just "I hate Trump" at this point.

Every R should be running the story of someone who lost a family member in their district due to an illegal and directly blaming their D opponent.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:43 AM (sKqQm)

137 Polls are strip clubs and fire stations.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 11:09 AM (y+Apl)

And me.

Posted by: The Dog at August 18, 2026 11:43 AM (1z8ji)

138 while Trump was filling arenas on a nightly basis Harris had to pay twerkers millions


Yes, but the second time will be the charm, don't you worry. She's a lock this time.

Posted by: Kamala supporters at August 18, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

139 135 Hate to ask but did the pop-ups stop? I haven't heard anyone mention them lately
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (+rw6l)

Nope.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 11:43 AM (QzM4s)

140 >Do you remember actually talking with your doctor and not watching him stare at a laptop?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:40 AM
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Going to the minor emergency center feels like paying someone $40 to Google your symptoms.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1)

141 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

And you blew the margins.

Don't do that again.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 11:44 AM (k5CNB)

142 Hate to ask but did the pop-ups stop? I haven't heard anyone mention them lately

Yup, at least on my laptop.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

143 This is polling maybe, but it is also bullshit. Sherrod Brown will lose solidly. Ohio knows him only too well.
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Um, well Husted isn't well known and Brown is running attack adds like crazy.

Posted by: Typical republicans hate the disabled and love billionnaires stuff at August 18, 2026 11:45 AM (anL5R)

144 The thing about "socialism" is that we were seeing the founder's reflection in liberalism before the Democratic party started taking a harder turn to Marxism.

Shockingly, Robert Owen's strongest influence was Locke's "tabula rasa" and his interpretation that society shapes men. Although I like Locke, On Human Understanding does not rank highly with me, and "tabula rasa" is the idea I'm least likely to defend.

But, again, we saw the shape of Robert Owen in liberal politics.

How so? Well, you're never going to fix crime until you fix society. You're never going to fix personal issues, until you "fix society" all at once.

While I was coming into my own as a independent thinker, the part that riled me with liberals is the idea that everything has to be fixed by fixing everything all at once. And although I didn't quite have the label at the time, that idea seemed "brittle" and un-robust.

But this is "socialism". Marx's logistics were to get us to Owen's socialism. Where we have a "fixed society" and human flourishing ensues. (Without God, mind you).

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:45 AM (Fi81e)

145
Maybe they mean well, but they don’t understand how anything works.

The Ruling Class has never been on a farm, visited a production line or walked through a refinery unit. They know nothing at all about how things are produced or what it takes to get it from A to B. The concept of people as customers is completely beyond them. Likely they've never worked a real summer job.

They got their little internships (with Daddy's help), went to the right schools where they absorbed and regurgitated various orthodoxies and became staffers and gofers for the powerful. Their arrogance is matched only by their ignorance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 11:46 AM (O0L8i)

146 Going to the minor emergency center feels like paying someone $40 to Google your symptoms.

If Google has better knowledge than the doctor, I'm okay with that. I have long since lost my innocence in thinking that every doctor was a god, and knew everything. I'd rather they look it up to confirm their diagnosis, then pretend they know the answer when they really don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

147 While I will agree the elite socialists don't care about OTHER individuals, they are VERY concerned about themselves. That's why they want power.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I don't agree with that. For that core of true believers, it's a substitute religion for which they'd be willing to sacrifice themselves. Darkness at Noon gives the perfect illustration.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 11:47 AM (XvL8K)

148 Do you remember going to independent doctor's offices, not owned by some massive health conglomerate?

Do you remember actually talking with your doctor and not watching him stare at a laptop?

I honestly don't know what we lost from Carter, but I very much know what we lost from Obama and how much the GOPe has fought to keep it lost.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Yes. Because I have concierge care. So this is my experience every time I see him. I can text him right now and even tell him it’s a test to prove what I have, and he will text me back in 5 minutes. Him. Not an answering service. If his NP is on call, then it’s her. I have a crap plan from the exchange, the worst and cheapest one they offer for catastrophic care. I have never used it. I get everything done at my doctor’s office for the monthly fee I pay him, labs are drawn there and discounted. It ends up being less than a top tier medical insurance plan for my daughter and me for far better care.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 11:47 AM (ZdaMQ)

149 Hate to ask but did the pop-ups stop? I haven't heard anyone mention them lately
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (+rw6l)

Nope.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 11:43 AM

We do have it on good authority, however that the senior lady in the unique gray sweater sporting pronounced hooterage is off today because it's time for her mammogram.

We're stuck with toe fungus as a poor substitute.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 11:47 AM (2Ez/1)

150 Oh! And my doctor knows who I am, knows who my kid is without looking us up. I also got treated during Covid for covid when those doctors attached to med insurance plans or hospitals were not allowed to do it.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 11:49 AM (ZdaMQ)

151 But this is "socialism". Marx's logistics were to get us to Owen's socialism. Where we have a "fixed society" and human flourishing ensues. (Without God, mind you).

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:45 AM (Fi81e)

Did Marx really want society to flourish? Do any of them?

I don't mean in their drunkest or even deluded fever dreams. I mean the entire ideology is one long spite fest and built on a jenga tower of lies and half truths.

I don't care about stated goals, I just wonder if you think any leftist agitators actually desire utopia because my presumption and perception is they just want to up their tribe and fuck to anyone else forever. Until something better comes along.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:49 AM (+rw6l)

152 132 I'm in GA.

Ossoff is well liked. He keeps a low media profile and is an excellent retail politician.

In a fairly reddish/purple state, he'll likely win.

That's reality.
Posted by: MJ
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Bullshit. Tossoff is not particularly well liked and his mean girl insult of a cancer survivor is not going well because he was largely unknown to GA voters despite being in office for six years.

FWIW, if Tossoff was so popular, why is the vast majority of his money coming from out of state, not GA donors. And the idiot has delusions of grandeur in being hypped by some as their 2028 candidate for prezzie.

It is always a horse race in GA politics but most of the bloviations of the Erick Erickson crew and the flaccid AJC have less value than a smelly fart. At least after you do that, you get some relief--none such is true from reading the AJC or listening to that fat disgusting Erickson whose panties are permanently in a wad.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

153 >>It's too late to win big - or probably at all - this cycle. They already blew it, big time.

If history is any guide Republicans should lose this cycle. The party out of power usually does well. Look what happened to Democrat under 8 years of Obama.

I don't agree anything has been blown. The fact that Republicans are in the running to retain both the House and Senate is actually a sign of the opposite. No matter how much smoke Democrats blow about El Sayed he's not exactly blowing the doors off in Michigan. He won Dearbornistan and college areas and got smoked with the black vote in Detroit and other urban areas. He was predicted to win his primary by double digits and one by a single point.

Imagine if we had corporate media on our side blowing smoke up our asses 7x24 instead of the opposite. I bet a lot of people who say they don't listen to the media would be a lot more positive about our chances.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:49 AM (viF8m)

154 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

And you blew the margins.

Don't do that again.


I didn't post anything at 11:17. Care to elaborate?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:49 AM (Riz8t)

155 > They all rant about the need to "tax the rich" and then tell me they are barely making ends meet.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 11:21 AM (sKqQm)

It's fun when they start ranting about "the 1%" and you point out that, on a global basis, they're in the 1%.

"You'll have to make a few sacrifices on behalf of Mujibur the Bangladeshi garbageman, comrade."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 11:51 AM (IG3/x)

156 I'd rather they look it up to confirm their diagnosis, then pretend they know the answer when they really don't.

than

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

157 The problem with socialism is that they will single you out and make a horrible example of you and other individuals.

To truly combat socialism is you need to wipe out the entire movement in one swift blow. That takes a different mindset.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 11:52 AM (tvdD1)

158 Given the option of selecting medical care from 50 years ago, and medical care today, which would you choose? I think the answer is pretty obvious. Yes, something has been lost, but a lot more has been gained.
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Its closer than you think. the expense is astronomical and you don't get as much service as you used to get, as a result of the cost. You do have some advances in drugs, and less invasive treatment since 1975 - endoscopy, heart cath stents etc etc. I live in a major metropolitan area with huge medical providers and frankly it is a medically underserved area. It is very hard to get in to be seen for an appointment with an actually primary care doctor and you have long waits for cardiology procedures unless you present to the Emergency room. Its starting to look a bit like Canada . . .

Posted by: Allow me to adjust your base premise with a confounding factor at August 18, 2026 11:52 AM (anL5R)

159
So call him a Nazi. It is accurate enough. Nazis were socialists, and they did conspire with muslims, and to this day, many musloids admire Hitler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 11:41 AM (1z8ji)
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Table Talk records Hitler as saying to his cronies that Germany got the "wrong religion" on the subject of Islam.

So yes, pro-Islam is much more Hitlerian than the contrary.

But again, the world has spent a long time believing that national socialism died at the end of WWII and nobody dares re-create a fascist system.

The truth is that all governments became more fascist. However, the CPUSA was trying to spread Stalin's gospel that conservative politics was "fascism", and so we lost track of what really is like fascism.

In Italy, at the start of the school morning, children were reminded that they did not belong to their parents, but their first loyalty was to the State.

Which side in America is more likely to think that children belong first to the State? Many on that side have even said something very like it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:52 AM (Fi81e)

160 There's a user on X called PsyOpAnime and they trash Mandani pretty thoroughly.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 11:53 AM (+4yJ5)

161 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

And you blew the margins.

Don't do that again.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Aw, come on!

Posted by: The Margins at August 18, 2026 11:53 AM (CszeO)

162 136 Do you remember going to independent doctor's offices, not owned by some massive health conglomerate? Do you remember actually talking with your doctor and not watching him stare at a laptop?




That has more to do with PE running health care than Obama. The consolidation of health care providers into a handful of PE backed companies is criminal. But Obama didn’t cause that. PE is a cancer that has been growing since before Obama showed up and long after Obama left. Every industry it touches turns to shit for customers.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (qDa2L)

Ocare magnified it exponentially. Remember, "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor." ?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew8)

163 That has more to do with PE running health care than Obama. The consolidation of health care providers into a handful of PE backed companies is criminal. But Obama didn’t cause that. PE is a cancer that has been growing since before Obama showed up and long after Obama left. Every industry it touches turns to shit for customers.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 11:42 AM (qDa2L)

I have no idea what "PE" is, but do you understand that increasing regulations, in ANY industry, pushes out small business in favor of large ones? Obamacare is undoubtedly behind the destruction of small businesses and the rise of massive healthcare conglomerates.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2026 11:55 AM (N1DT3)

164 Its closer than you think. the expense is astronomical and you don't get as much service as you used to get, as a result of the cost. You do have some advances in drugs, and less invasive treatment since 1975 - endoscopy, heart cath stents etc etc. I live in a major metropolitan area with huge medical providers and frankly it is a medically underserved area. It is very hard to get in to be seen for an appointment with an actually primary care doctor and you have long waits for cardiology procedures unless you present to the Emergency room. Its starting to look a bit like Canada . . .

I doubt it. I've had a number of procedures in the last few years. Fifty years ago, none of them could have been done with anything like the outcome of today. Furthermore, I know quite a few people who have had various cancers, and the survival rate is much, much higher than it used to be. Sure, there's less of a personal touch, and the areas where government is involved have definitely deteriorated, but technically speaking, and in terms of outcome, there's no comparison. I'll take that.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

165 Seriously, everybody has to get over the idea that anybody identifies with Republicans. Some vote for them from fear. But any positive feelings anybody still has about the metaphysically useless GOP are for Trump, and only for Trump.

Until you figure out this Party is hated by literally everyone outside the Beltway, you'll keep being mystified about why it can't perform, absent him at the top of the ticket. You'll keep blaming its former voters for their litany of failure. Anything to avoid recognizing that it is metaphysically useless, so they can continue losing with "dignity."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:55 AM (BI5O2)

166 Georgia currently has 2 Dem senators. Why is it so hard to fathom Georgia as a toss up?

Both of these senators had to use a rigged election to steal their offices. In Georgia, we defeated the steal in the last election to elect Trump (the left tried to pull the same shenanigans as in 2020, 2022 - they were stopped in 2024). If we can defeat the cheat in 2026, Ossoff is toast.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 11:55 AM (ZVgZ4)

167 Shockingly, Robert Owen's strongest influence was Locke's "tabula rasa" and his interpretation that society shapes men. Although I like Locke, On Human Understanding does not rank highly with me, and "tabula rasa" is the idea I'm least likely to defend.
Posted by: Axeman
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Tabula rasa was an argument used against Hobbes who argued that men were naturally corrupt and evil. Rhetoric to win an argument when what Locke was really doing is to undermine the case for divine right to rule that most Hobbesians at the time argued, particularly the Stuarts.

If Hobbes was correct, then it would follow that to prevent anarchy, humans did need a strongman with a whip hand over them and they could scarcely be trusted to select leaders. This was all in context of Locke supporting Parliament and the Glorious Revolution rather than actually believing in tabula rasa.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 11:56 AM (E4rtv)

168 When we were talking about Michigan place names in the last thread, I forgot to mention that there’s a Miami Beach in the northern Lower Peninsula.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)

169 To truly combat socialism is you need to wipe out the entire movement in one swift blow. That takes a different mindset.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Tanned, rested & ready!

Posted by: Col Paul Tibbets at August 18, 2026 11:56 AM (CszeO)

170 165 Seriously, everybody has to get over the idea that anybody identifies with Republicans. Some vote for them from fear. But any positive feelings anybody still has about the metaphysically useless GOP are for Trump, and only for Trump.

Until you figure out this Party is hated by literally everyone outside the Beltway, you'll keep being mystified about why it can't perform, absent him at the top of the ticket. You'll keep blaming its former voters for their litany of failure. Anything to avoid recognizing that it is metaphysically useless, so they can continue losing with "dignity."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 11:55 AM (BI5O2)

This.

I regularly vote GOP and I despise them.

No one likes this brand and for good reason.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 11:57 AM (QzM4s)

171 Where'd everyone go?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 11:58 AM (CszeO)

172 Don't blame teachers. My local school was doing great service to the community (aka "Trump Country!!") by slow-rolling social-emotional learning (SEL).

Evidently the administration was informed that teachers "didn't sufficiently utilize" pre-packaged lessons from an "evidence-based framework".

SEL is not legally required, but Michigan has law MCL 388.1631 which sets aside certain funds. To get that money, schools have to use frameworks that integrate academic and behavioral instruction.

This school year, class time will be sacrificed specifically for SEL lessons and teachers use the pre-packaged lessons. The discussion about it was done at a voluntary meeting in the summer that was announced through work email weeks before the meeting. Nice, huh?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 18, 2026 11:58 AM (D/i12)

173 We don't even like the GOP. What the fuck do they offer anyone else?

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:58 AM (+rw6l)

174 I don't care about stated goals, I just wonder if you think any leftist agitators actually desire utopia because my presumption and perception is they just want to up their tribe and fuck to anyone else forever. Until something better comes along.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 11:49 AM (+rw6l)
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I think you're looking at the urge and not the sublimation.

When one sublimates a motivation, it's not a lie if they believe it. So, if they really believe that everything will get better, then they can claw for their Cause--because "it's going to make everybody's lives better".

Here, Robert Owen is actually superior. A wealthy industrialist from Wales, he created 5 communes in America, and paid for everything. At the beginning, he probably really thought he was making lives better.

But the communes merely lived off of his wealth until he abandoned the enterprise. (I'm not sure how he resolved to abandon it). New Harmony in Indiana was sold and resold a couple of times to a new wave of Utopian. One of the last group were convinced that the seas would turn to lemonade. (No shit. Dan Flynn documents most of this in his book A Conservative History of the American Left)

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:58 AM (Fi81e)

175 When we were talking about Michigan place names in the last thread, I forgot to mention that there’s a Miami Beach in the northern Lower Peninsula.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 11:56 AM (77rzZ)


There’s a Miami, Ohio, too. Those Miami Indians sure got around!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 11:59 AM (ZVgZ4)

176 >>Until you figure out this Party is hated by literally everyone outside the Beltway, you'll keep being mystified about why it can't perform, absent him at the top of the ticket.

And yet somehow they are the majority in both the House and Senate.

I would suggest that while Republicans as a whole might not be beloved, Democrats are a whole lot less popular than the media would have people believe.

I hire a politician to do a job. I don't have to love them. While most Republicans are less than ideal, Democrats are fucking nuts and enemy of the American people.

Not a hard choice, really.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)

177 165 Seriously, everybody has to get over the idea that anybody identifies with Republicans. Some vote for them from fear. But any positive feelings anybody still has about the metaphysically useless GOP are for Trump, and only for Trump.

Until you figure out this Party is hated by literally everyone outside the Beltway, you'll keep being mystified about why it can't perform, absent him at the top of the ticket. You'll keep blaming its former voters for their litany of failure. Anything to avoid recognizing that it is metaphysically useless, so they can continue losing with "dignity."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Overdone a bit. No one likes to bash the GOP more than I, but ordinary voters see it as a choice between two evils. The DSA and nutjobs like Sayed and Mamdani though are enough to alarm people that actually have businesses, pay taxes, and otherwise do productive work. Literally no one other than Dem fart sniffers think (and this is reflected in the polls) that the Dems and their vague policy proposals for Congress other than Orangeman Bad will do anything about 'affordability'. GOP sucks, Dems suck more. Indys are the battleground.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

178 There is a Miami, TX.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 11:59 AM (jPziU)

179 And yet somehow they are the majority in both the House and Senate.

I would suggest that while Republicans as a whole might not be beloved, Democrats are a whole lot less popular than the media would have people believe.

I hire a politician to do a job. I don't have to love them.


If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.

Posted by: Zombie Truman at August 18, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

180
I hire a politician to do a job. I don't have to love them. While most Republicans are less than ideal, Democrats are fucking nuts and enemy of the American people.

Not a hard choice, really.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)



AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at August 18, 2026 12:00 PM (2YhKe)

181 Bullshit. Tossoff is not particularly well liked and his mean girl insult of a cancer survivor is not going well because he was largely unknown to GA voters despite being in office for six years.

FWIW, if Tossoff was so popular, why is the vast majority of his money coming from out of state, not GA donors. And the idiot has delusions of grandeur in being hypped by some as their 2028 candidate for prezzie.

It is always a horse race in GA politics but most of the bloviations of the Erick Erickson crew and the flaccid AJC have less value than a smelly fart. At least after you do that, you get some relief--none such is true from reading the AJC or listening to that fat disgusting Erickson whose panties are permanently in a wad.
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I don't disagree with a lot of this but the reality in GA is that swing voters are suburban women and they like him.

Again, I'm not saying I agree, but that's the reality here. Alpharetta wine moms.

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2026 12:00 PM (XOmY9)

182 Yeah. What have the Romans ever done for us?

Posted by: M. Python at August 18, 2026 12:00 PM (2Ez/1)

183 Are there serious and intelligent (insert profession here)? That’s the bigger question.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 12:01 PM (jPziU)

184 Excellent, CBD!
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Oh, pshaw! He's just like a young Obama and the White House Christmas trees with Mao Zedong and drag queen balls.

Just picking on him and his wife. (LA Times, The Great Christmas Ornament Scandal, Part 2, Dc. 27, 2009)

And Mamdani has had to navigate standard administrative management, labor negotiations, and practical friction just like any other executive.

OTOH, the Wall Street Journal opinion piece by Peggy Noonan titled "Take Mamdani Seriously and Literally."

His policy aims must be evaluated at face value so I'll go with Noonan's viewpoint. (We're both older and have more life experience.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 12:01 PM (NFX2v)

185 The only real Palestine is in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:01 PM (2YhKe)

186 Hey, I've got a university named after me.

Posted by: Miami, Ohio at August 18, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)

187
MUNKEY

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2026 12:02 PM (iqcvy)

188 >>@BillMelugin_
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19h
>>NEW: The company behind a recent poll that showed Karen Bass with a 12-point lead over Nithya Raman for LA mayor & showed Bass collecting most of Spencer Pratt's prior support has admitted their poll was FAKE and was intended as a "social experiment" to see how a poll could spread in the media ecosystem without verification.
Posted by: JackStraw


Arrest them and charge them with election interference.

And violating all the various requirements about experiments using humans without explicit informed consent

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 18, 2026 12:02 PM (vJrRc)

189 I bet a lot of people who say they don't listen to the media would be a lot more positive about our chances.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 11:49 AM (viF8m)

What's this "our?" Got a mouse in your pocket?

I don't feel positively or negatively about it, because it makes no material difference which faction of the Left controls our irrelevant Congress.

Impeachment is the thing that changes, but they will not obtain a conviction, in any event. That and Trump will have to veto things.

Nothing else changes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 12:02 PM (BI5O2)

190 >>>Tanned, rested & ready!

Posted by: Col Paul Tibbets

>Consider a hive of yellowjackets. Do you wait to exterminate each one individually or do you take out the hive? Those evil fucks will co-exist or they will kill you. Are you willing to wait around?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (tvdD1)

191 Yes, I think have had very fine teachers both in public school and in graduate school, but I went to school largely before the computer age and almost before the abacas . Well, one guy took notes in graduate school on his laptop but he was the exception.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (6jy2V)

192 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Overdone a bit. No one likes to bash the GOP more than I, but ordinary voters see it as a choice between two evils. The DSA and nutjobs like Sayed and Mamdani though are enough to alarm people that actually have businesses, pay taxes, and otherwise do productive work. Literally no one other than Dem fart sniffers think (and this is reflected in the polls) that the Dems and their vague policy proposals for Congress other than Orangeman Bad will do anything about 'affordability'. GOP sucks, Dems suck more. Indys are the battleground.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

I agree with your analysis. The crank you responded to wants a third party, in spite of what history tells us again and again and again.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (jPziU)

193 >>NEW: The company behind a recent poll that showed Karen Bass with a 12-point lead over Nithya Raman for LA mayor & showed Bass collecting most of Spencer Pratt's prior support has admitted their poll was FAKE and was intended as a "social experiment" to see how a poll could spread in the media ecosystem without verification.
Posted by: JackStraw

Arrest them and charge them with election interference.

And violating all the various requirements about experiments using humans without explicit informed consent
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 18, 2026 12:02 PM (vJrRc)



This.

We're going to continue to turn into a 3rd world shithole unless there's some consequence delivered to actions.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (2YhKe)

194 14 arrested at a Penn State fraternity.

They were part of a cocaine ring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (2GVsD)

195 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

And you blew the margins.

Don't do that again.

I didn't post anything at 11:17. Care to elaborate?


I guess not.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)

196 I doubt it. I've had a number of procedures in the last few years. Fifty years ago, none of them could have been done with anything like the outcome of today. Furthermore, I know quite a few people who have had various cancers, and the survival rate is much, much higher than it used to be. Sure, there's less of a personal touch, and the areas where government is involved have definitely deteriorated, but technically speaking, and in terms of outcome, there's no comparison. I'll take that.
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Congratulations on your positive personal experience. And thanks for endorsing my comments about advances in drugs, and surgical advances, as well as astronomical rises in cost. Sounds like you haven't experienced it yet, but there is a definite shortage of doctors, and frankly the systems are moving away from physician care, except for surgeries and procedures and even then the follow up visits are going to be handled by physician extenders rather than your actual surgeon. As someone who defends medical malpractice cases for a living, you can expect the overall outcomes to decline. Even while it is possible to do more amazing things at the margin.

Posted by: Allow me to adjust your base premise with a confounding factor at August 18, 2026 12:04 PM (anL5R)

197 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

And you blew the margins.

Don't do that again.

I didn't post anything at 11:17. Care to elaborate?

I guess not.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)



He deleted your offending post.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:05 PM (2YhKe)

198 There’s a Miami, Ohio, too. Those Miami Indians sure got around!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
_______

You're thinking of Oxford, home of Miami University. I think PJ O'Rourke spent some time there. And our own Ben Roethlisberger.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 12:05 PM (XvL8K)

199 Who's ahead in Maine?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2026 12:06 PM (Cqx++)

200 This is why you can't make politics your religion.
Yeah, the GOP is on track to lose bigly
And, yeah, even if they win, they'll accomplish jack shit.
And yeah, it will be a temporary dopamine hit for some if the worst people in the world.

But there's nothing any of us can do about it.
We're outnumbered by the stupids.

So let it go and try to live your best life.
Find joy in family, faith, and fur-babies.
What happens in politics happens.
One day you'll be dead and it won't have mattered anyway.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2026 12:06 PM (FVy9j)

201 I don't disagree with a lot of this but the reality in GA is that swing voters are suburban women and they like him.

Again, I'm not saying I agree, but that's the reality here. Alpharetta wine moms.
Posted by: MJ

He fucked up with his insult and guarantee claiming that a bone cancer survivor is somehow sleeping with Trump is going to cost him votes.

And I think the polls will reflect this after we get out of the ridiculous all Georgians or registered voters only. This is basically a 3-4 point race with a slight edge to Tossoff as the incumbent and will depend on turnout and the degree of cheat in Fulton, Chatham, and Columbus.

His cocky arrogant shit is not playing well in the rest of the state and the Fulton cheat machine is going to be running on less than all its cylinders--there is no magic water stoppages likely to save his ass.

And Alpharetta is not the state, it is the northernmost outpost of corporate grifters brought here to Georgia for money. Of them, Tossof is a good example. But the state is broader than that.

And I don't think linking his campaign to Bottoms was a good idea. She is loathed in Atlanta and her primary vote showed that.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:06 PM (E4rtv)

202 There’s a Miami, Ohio, too. Those Miami Indians sure got around!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 11:59 AM (ZVgZ4)

There is a Miami in Arizona, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:06 PM (1z8ji)

203 Calling the Dems so socialists just doesn't appear to be working.
Voters are going to be voting on the economy.

The economy sucks.

Posted by: Paul at August 18, 2026 12:06 PM (QhV6d)

204 And the only indoctrination I recall in high school was in social studies class where the teacher told us she was helping to save the planet but choosing not to have kids ,and we read of those apocalyptic books by someone about the end of the planet because of climate change or something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 12:07 PM (6jy2V)

205 I guess not.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:03 PM (Riz8t)


He deleted your offending post.


Then it would be common courtesy to answer my original question, especially given the unnecessarily aggressive tone.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)

206 New York City voted for him. Or more correctly; New York City didn't bother to vote, and got a socialist, terror-supporting Shia 12er as Mayor.

As is well-known in Texas, and has been noted here numerous times, the results of not having poor-quality locally produced picante sauce are insidious and far-reaching.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 12:09 PM (0sNs1)

207
I guess not.
Posted by: Archimedes


My guess is

https://t.ly/7DDsY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)

208 He fucked up with his insult and guarantee claiming that a bone cancer survivor is somehow sleeping with Trump is going to cost him votes.
-------------------------

Democrat women voters can rationalize anything. Maine Kampf was still leading with Democrat women before he dropped out. And in Virginia they voted overwhelmingly for Mr. Murder Fantasies.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2026 12:10 PM (FVy9j)

209 He deleted your offending post.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:05 PM


Buzzkill.

Posted by: The Margins at August 18, 2026 12:11 PM (LQKAS)

210 He deleted your offending post.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 12:05 PM


He did him a favor. What if it had been seen and disappointed Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 12:12 PM (0sNs1)

211 As is well-known in Texas, and has been noted here numerous times, the results of not having poor-quality locally produced picante sauce are insidious and far-reaching.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 12:09 PM


My team was goofing on that ad the other day. I had to introduce them to the Wendy's Soviet fashion show ad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 12:12 PM (LQKAS)

212 Then it would be common courtesy to answer my original question, especially given the unnecessarily aggressive tone.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)


It's common courtesy to abide by the few rules of this blog...one of which is to use URL shortening apps.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 12:13 PM (k5CNB)

213
It's common courtesy to abide by the few rules of this blog...one of which is to use URL shortening apps.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 12:13 PM (k5CNB)

Which is why I don't even attempt it... I would blow the whole place up...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 12:14 PM (726Da)

214 Yeah, my guess is that AWFLs won't even be swayed by that attack, unless they're mildly galvanized by it. She's pro Trump. Therefore not a woman. She gets no protection. The hussy. How dare she. Et cetera

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:14 PM (Ot/FD)

215 Republicans haven't exactly been the champions of the free market in recent years. Democrats have successfully made free markets synonymous with corporatism and, tbh, Republicans share a lot of the blame for letting private equity and corporate mergers shittify things.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2026 12:14 PM (m0Lve)

216 I guess not.
Posted by: Archimedes

My guess is

https://t.ly/7DDsY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


That seems likely. Since he still hasn't seen fit to respond, I'll simply note that I am hardly a newbie here, and rarely, if ever, make that mistake, despite linking to many things. The attitude of "don't do that again" is one of someone who enjoys power just a bit too much.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

217 When I was a kid, if you got cancer, you died.

If you had a heart attack, you died.

That was it. Curtain. No encore.

Those things still kill people of course, but very often, they don't.

That's real change.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 12:15 PM (IG3/x)

218 The attitude of "don't do that again" is one of someone who enjoys power just a bit too much.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)


You blew the margins and are now playing the victim.

Charming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 12:16 PM (k5CNB)

219 Yikes, we're a red sea hare away from a skidmarked ottoman here...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:16 PM (Ot/FD)

220 You blew the margins and are now playing the victim.

Charming.


And you acted like an ass. Go ahead. Ban me.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

221 It's common courtesy to abide by the few rules of this blog...one of which is to use URL shortening apps.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
___________

We need statutes published in the sidebar. All of our rules are case law picked up from the comments.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 12:17 PM (XvL8K)

222 Fox also has Talarico ahead in Texas.

And John Cornyn is a lock for reelection.
Posted by: Fox News at August 18, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t

---

Wife read a story yesterday about some High poobah in Cornyn's staff going to work for Talarico because Paxton is a great big meanie.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 18, 2026 12:17 PM (fA/Hs)

223 I just saw something new here in town: graffiti written in Arabic. Swell.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

224 "What's all this about blowing margins? Did I miss an opportunity here?"

-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

225 Arch it's all good. We've all been there. No need to take a banning. And no need to give one to a longtime moron in good standing

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (+rw6l)

226 Penitentiary St.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (y+Apl)

227 *peeks in*

*closes door*

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (W2Pud)

228 Democrat women voters can rationalize anything. Maine Kampf was still leading with Democrat women before he dropped out. And in Virginia they voted overwhelmingly for Mr. Murder Fantasies.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

So can Democrat men voters. But they might be one and the same.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

229 What's all this about blowing margins? Did I miss an opportunity here?"

-- Kamala Harris
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

SHE'S MARGINALIZED SO MANY PEOPLE THEY'VE FORMED A WHOLE COMMUNITY ABOUT IT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 18, 2026 12:19 PM (Ot/FD)

230 *peeks in*

*closes door*
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM


Wait! I was going to make espresso!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 12:19 PM (LQKAS)

231 Re: recent experience of months of surgery and ‘doctors’…..it is exactly as you say. Was in top tier facility and the moments when you see ANY true doctor is …..shockingly small.
You see a literal army of extenders and pretenders —there’s gold for that army.in major surgery and post surgery care.
The ‘final’ medical bill reflects that of the 500k total about 6700 went to the surgeon. And the surgery was as major and serious as it gets.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 18, 2026 12:19 PM (FCPbW)

232 He deleted your offending post.

Then it would be common courtesy to answer my original question, especially given the unnecessarily aggressive tone.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:08 PM
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"Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

And you blew the margins. Don't do that again."

I didn't post anything at 11:17. Care to elaborate?
=+++

He copied your hash and timestamp - so he is explicitly referencing the post at issue. And says the offending issue being blowing the margins.

Maybe you are having a bad day?

Posted by: It happens to the best of us at August 18, 2026 12:19 PM (anL5R)

233 Democrat women voters can rationalize anything. Maine Kampf was still leading with Democrat women before he dropped out. And in Virginia they voted overwhelmingly for Mr. Murder Fantasies.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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It isn't Democrats that will be affected. It is independent swing voters, many of which are women.

Democrats are going to vote Dem, GOP are going to vote GOP, and the battle will be with independent voters and turnout.

I used to analyze this shit professionally and work campaigns so by stander bullshit doesn't work for me. Nor does most mainstream media bullshit including those on the GOP side. I look for hard numbers, not feelings and the hard numbers and facts right now have this as a close election with the GOP likely to retain the Senate, especially now after MI nominee for the Dems, and the House is a tossup depending on about twenty seats or so--take out leaners, the GOP has to win about 8-10 seats of true tossups, the Dems, have to almost run the board winning 15 or so out of the twenty or more with the tossups which is possible.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:19 PM (E4rtv)

234 Somebody grab a stick and poke the ewok.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 12:20 PM (y+Apl)

235 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

You are easily offended.

Maybe don't be an inattentive douchebag and...you know...don't blow the margins and fuck up phone users' experience.

I guess that's too complicated for you. You would rather play the victim and complain about my tone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 12:20 PM (k5CNB)

236 Now this is an AWFL Karen crash-out.

Police pull this white woman over at night. She looks like one of Al Bundy's customers from Hell. She starts getting emotionally spun up. She starts to tell the cops to get some manners. She, an adult woman, also calls her 'mommy' to come get her. And finally she yells at the cops that she isn't a 'N****r'

Thank kami-sama for bodycams.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:20 PM (2GVsD)

237 I, for one, would like to know exactly what the character limit is to avoid blowing the margins. Does it vary from phone to phone? I have almost zilch experience with viewing the HQ on a phone.

I use tinyurl as a matter of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:20 PM (1z8ji)

238 We need statutes published in the sidebar. All of our rules are case law picked up from the comments.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
========
Justice Holmes once said, the life of the law is experience.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)

239 Oh boy, is it just me or is it getting hot in here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 12:21 PM (726Da)

240 "skidmarked ottoman"
Snort.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 12:21 PM (2Ez/1)

241 That said I may be the original margin blower crusader and appreciate any efforts made at keeping them tidy. Reading teeny tiny text is about as fun as sex with Lizzo

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:22 PM (+rw6l)

242 I use tinyurl as a matter of course.

As do I, as everyone here probably already knows, but, you know, being a scold is so much fun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

243 Socialism is powered by the sin of Envy. It's been a Satanic op for a long time now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

244 At the moment, using a phone to view this website is a terrible experience because of persistent pop-up on the comment pages.

Pop-up ads like - Elder Abuse Training.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:22 PM (2GVsD)

245 I just saw something new here in town: graffiti written in Arabic. Swell.
Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

How do you know it's Arabic, and not just squiggles drawn by an illiterate?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:23 PM (1z8ji)

246 I did have a boil on my bum.

Posted by: Lance Bottoms at August 18, 2026 12:23 PM (JM9I6)

247 237 I, for one, would like to know exactly what the character limit is to avoid blowing the margins. Does it vary from phone to phone? I have almost zilch experience with viewing the HQ on a phone.

I use tinyurl as a matter of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=======
Pixy might or might not answer that if you ask nicely in the overnight tech thread.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:23 PM (E4rtv)

248 "How do you know it's Arabic, and not just squiggles drawn by an illiterate?"

Best guess.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 12:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

249 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

Take a breather bro. A quick one. Ten minutes. You've made your point and now risk unmaking it. From a friend.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:24 PM (+rw6l)

250 I appreciate not having the margins go explody because I read and post exclusively from my iPhone 11.

Makes it tedious to read a post scrolling back and forth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 12:24 PM (W2Pud)

251 You can go in through your browser settings, look for Javascript under site settings, and disable js for the main page and the comments domain.

I don't like it because it hurts their passive income, but also.... so does nobody visiting at all because the site is still getting hijacked, and then leaving and never coming back out of inertia. So.... bleh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 12:25 PM (Ot/FD)

252 Wellenmuster is quite different from Arabic writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:25 PM (2GVsD)

253 244 At the moment, using a phone to view this website is a terrible experience because of persistent pop-up on the comment pages.

Pop-up ads like - Elder Abuse Training.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Turn off webscripts aka Javascript for this websight. In browser settings.

On Android or Linux, Brave does it for you, not on IoS due to most of those browsers for Apple using WebKit as the underlying code base.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:25 PM (E4rtv)

254 So, about that Civil War…

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

255 I don't agree with that. For that core of true believers, it's a substitute religion for which they'd be willing to sacrifice themselves. Darkness at Noon gives the perfect illustration.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 11:47 AM (XvL8K)


For most true believers, especially the performative ones that do All The Correct Things, the goal is not closer communion with a higher thing, the goal is personal power within the social web that they themselves police.
This is the basis of dislike for those that despise the "Tammy Faye Bakker" type performative religiosity.
There are those who go along with it, but that is not because they personify the movement, but because they are empty people who want to belong.
Those are the ones who will sacrifice themselves.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 12:25 PM (rbvCR)

256 This is why you can't make politics your religion.

Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2026 12:06 PM (FVy9j)
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I agree, but in this sense. Politics can never be a "religion". But it can be the cluster of a "Shared Communal Vision" which is the social structure of a religion.

The structure provides your "Vision" of structuring society, but the more this social grouping goes on the more likely people are to feel a sort of infallibility of the central tenets that shape the Vision.

Which is why there is an economy in allowing you to be "certain" of whatever you think affects your personal interest. As you are the determiner of what that is.

And this is why politics of personal interest are robust. However, the more you make a Cause your highest value, the more, it seems human nature makes you intolerant of those that oppose your cause.

If you share the Vision, the Vision becomes the main "truth" in your paradigm.

I hate to offer absolutes though, so I should say that constructing a CSV around politics is dangerous, especially if you claim another CSV of Christian teaching. You should know that God and God alone can only be pre-eminent. (cont)

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:26 PM (Fi81e)

257 As do I, as everyone here probably already knows, but, you know, being a scold is so much fun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)


Yes, I am a scold, and you are a liar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 12:26 PM (k5CNB)

258 People who view a smart military blog on a tiny phone screen deserve ridicule and should have their increments frozen.

Posted by: Franking Privileges Rescinded, Also at August 18, 2026 12:26 PM (JM9I6)

259 Now this is an AWFL Karen crash-out.

Police pull this white woman over at night. She looks like one of Al Bundy's customers from Hell. She starts getting emotionally spun up. She starts to tell the cops to get some manners. She, an adult woman, also calls her 'mommy' to come get her. And finally she yells at the cops that she isn't a 'N****r'

Thank kami-sama for bodycams.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:20 PM (2GVsD)

We used to make fair sport of shrill fat cunts. We used to be a proper country.

By the way, any opinions on Mori Calliope? I'm listening to one of her albums. It's...fine? I think?

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2026 12:27 PM (dpXJq)

260 nood

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2026 12:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

261 Speaking of Wellenmuster, should I build a Sturmvogel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)

262 You should know that God and God alone can only be pre-eminent. (cont)

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:26 PM (Fi81e)
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God's words and purposes cannot fail, but man's paraphrase can fail quite a lot. Scripture may be infallible, but the teachers of scripture are not themselves scripture.

The authority of Man "in God's name" is not the authority of God. This is the shape of the "Christian Vision".

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (Fi81e)

263 I think Politics can absolutely be a religion. Sportsball can be a religion. Both can invoke huge tribal, unthinking loyalty, and violence, and a sense of belonging, shared suffering, or moral superiority.

Politics, unlike sportsball, even tells you how to live and how to consider yourself to be 'saved'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (xcxpd)

264 From a video I bookmarked 15 years ago. Bill Whittle, Eat The Rich. A little math lesson for the retarded left and all socialists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDW_IO7azmE

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (hmYU4)

265 Look up the duet Mori Calliope sang with Ironmouse and make your final decision.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM (2GVsD)

266 261 Speaking of Wellenmuster, should I build a Sturmvogel?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)

sure, fast plane once upon a time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:29 PM (xcxpd)

267
"How do you know it's Arabic, and not just squiggles drawn by an illiterate?"

Best guess.
Posted by: gp


I wonder if there is a way to take a picture of it and have it translated by some app?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2026 12:30 PM (Cqx++)

268 I have a Motorola phone which of course means Ye Olde Android and use the DuckDuckGo browser which is probably just Google Chrome in a plain brown wrapper.
But no pop-ups.
I kinda miss the senior lady in the unique gray sweater sporting pronounced hooterage.
But I'll get over it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 12:30 PM (2Ez/1)

269 Fresh new thread! Where we can start over and make fun of stupid people out there!

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 12:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

270 239 Oh boy, is it just me or is it getting hot in here ?
Posted by: It's me donna
=======
Perhaps. But the blackpilling and reminders to us, that already know, the GOP are snakes, is tiresome every damn election and it is the same people doing it.

This was always going to be a close election and world affairs, random shit like Miller in OH and that dunce in NC risking safe seats in a House race where every seat counts hurts. Senate is a bit safer because the Dems are unlikely to win four seats, three perhaps with luck and a disaster in AK, but their problem is Orangeman Bad does not do much for Indy voters nor does their DSA candidates getting all the airwaves and attention.

The battleground is voter mobilization and how the indy vote swings in particular districts and particular states.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)

271 263 I think Politics can absolutely be a religion. Sportsball can be a religion. Both can invoke huge tribal, unthinking loyalty, and violence, and a sense of belonging, shared suffering, or moral superiority.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 18, 2026 12:28 PM


Now do recycling.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

272 But the communes merely lived off of his wealth until he abandoned the enterprise. (I'm not sure how he resolved to abandon it). New Harmony in Indiana was sold and resold a couple of times to a new wave of Utopian. One of the last group were convinced that the seas would turn to lemonade. (No shit. Dan Flynn documents most of this in his book A Conservative History of the American Left)
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:58 AM (Fi81e)


That last bit is from Charles Fourier, the creator of the utopian society built on the theory of the phalanstère, a single building to house a community. organized like a beehive or a monastery.
Fourier later wrote a book about the future of mankind which involved promiscuity, people growing scorpion like tails, and of course the poles growing warm and the seas turning into lemonade.

As to the phalenstere, the colonies based on them collapsed.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)

273
There’s a Miami, Ohio, too. Those Miami Indians sure got around!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Pfft.

Posted by: The Creek Indians at August 18, 2026 12:36 PM (XeU6L)

274 Did we survive Carter?
He gave us Iran and the terrorist state.
He took the Panama Canal our great strategic maritime asset. He fueled inflation to a state where nobody trusts institutions. He devalued the prestige of America around the world.

It's all still there generations later.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2026 12:38 PM (bX16E)

275 Mamdani is "The Joker!".
He is a mentally challenged individual in control with a clown face (smile) that destroys everything he touches to reduce mankind into servitude.

Posted by: John at August 18, 2026 01:26 PM (9NUKl)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Yerka Rebellion1.png


Shed Of Rebellion

Jacek Yerka

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (RkR9o)

3 art

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

5 I've seen that off 82 just after entering Red River County......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

6 Mad Max's house?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (RkR9o)

7 DNC Convention in 2028?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)

8 I saw Shed of Rebellion open for Jimmy's Chicken Shack at Arcadia in 2011.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

9 I kinda like it. It has a nice dark children's book illustration vibe to it. The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (LQKAS)

10 Alternate title: Kamala's Vag

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (y+Apl)

11 That shed has three floors underground, and one of them is a faraday cage. The others have a year's worth of supplies and ammo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (vN3wy)

12 What a you rebelling against?

store bought whiskey

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (/+uur)

13 Well it ain't a shed of boobs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (MpWMW)

14 When you can't find the Love Shak...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

15 Weird, but I kinda like it. The stuff sticking up in the back reminds me of Googie, and I like Googie.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

16 Cozy. I like.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (CszeO)

17 Nah, Googie is more aesthetic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (2GVsD)

18 Looks like my house-to-be!

(Not really)

I kinda like it. It has a nice dark children's book illustration vibe to it. The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026


***
Yes -- sort of like A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

19 Jacek was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (y+Apl)

21 Odd but interesting.
Would hang though it looks like part of my backyard.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (rp63B)

22 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. A HOA somewhere is missing it's President.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (2WIwB)

23 Thought it was AOP's workshop, but no Wretched Panhard on view.

Posted by: Prairie Home Companion at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (JM9I6)

24 Original grounds from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

25 This is what happens when Darrel K. Sweet gets high and paints Discworld cover art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)

26 Plenty of VHF / UHF antennas, but I don't see much in the way of HF. Must be a technician class operator.

Posted by: PabloD at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (zDDmD)

27 Is that a printing press inside the shed?

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

28
"Why can't we just get in the RUNNING CAR!??"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

29 Also in the series:

Boathouse of Disgruntlement

Water Heater Closet of Ennui

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (17rPF)

30 Neat!

Harlan Ellison collaborated with Yerka on a book where Yerka provided the paintings and Ellison wrote a one-page short story for each painting.

They get weird. But very cool paintings.

The book is called "Mind Fields" and highly recommended if you like Yerka's style of artwork and Ellison's flair for short stories.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (FZ29D)

31 This is nicely detailed. One could spend quite a while picking the various elements apart.

It looks as if there's living quarters above the shed or mini-barn part. Steps go up to a door, and then there's that crooked enclosed balcony over to the right where the crow or raven is sitting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (wzUl9)

32 Looks neat! It's got the kind of details that naturally start making up their own backstories as you notice them.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (aJQbY)

33 And sometimes the HOA is a necessary evil.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

34 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed

Possibly. And a rotting corpse or three.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (y+Apl)

35 Lots of fun details. Stained glass. Antennae. Hayloft. What appears to be a blacksmith shop.
Would like to know the back story.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

36 Very Sergio Aragonés.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2YhKe)

37 Looks like something from Harry Potter. I like it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

38 The belfry has no rope, that will be a pain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2GVsD)

39 I always wanted a bell tower, had to settle for a cupola.

Posted by: Turrets A Plus at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (JM9I6)

40 Is that one of Rube Goldberg's contraptions?

Posted by: Fat Guy sitting nekkid on a Ottoman at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (SExz7)

41 Boathouse of Disgruntlement

Water Heater Closet of Ennui
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2026


***
Kitchen of Dahmer Recipes

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

42 The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:31
--------

I thought so too. Prayer and reflection before the slaughter.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (ViCCR)

43 I'd live there. Happily.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (sl73Y)

44 This art reminds me of at least one "19th Hole" that I've visited after playing. It was in Germany. Crazy place. Unlike the clubhouse we use on Geezer Golf Tuesday!!! Which is today! Woohoo!!!
And see how I stuck to the 100 comment rule?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2WIwB)

45 Plenty of antennas but no Sarlink setup. Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

46 An HoA is never needed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)

47 It is definitely a fixer upper.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (ibDUx)

48
Grim but compelling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (x0n13)

49 What are the red and white squares on the ground?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

50 46 Only for plowing the streets and arranging trash pickup.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

51 There's a forge and an anvil inside. About the only way to stay warm when the polar winds blow; that shed looks drafty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

52 Why does the barn have a pitot tube sticking out from under the peak? Is he planning to fly it somewhere?

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (2Xqig)

53 Would hang during Halloween.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:39 AM (y+Apl)

54 Tim Burton builds his nightmare house.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (2GVsD)

55 It has a nice dark children's book illustration vibe to it. The stained glass is a nice touch to the rebellious shed.

I would definitely put this on the side of my van...if I had a van.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)

56 What are the red and white squares on the ground?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026


***
Art Deco style tiles. The owner gave up before trying to redo the bathroom.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

57 A blacksmith forge, a printing press and an engine tied to a belt.....yet no water anywhere to be seen.

Seems he picked a bad location.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (2YhKe)

58 What are the red and white squares on the ground?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Look like tiles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (y+Apl)

59 always wanted a bell tower, had to settle for a cupola.
Posted by: Turrets A Plus at August

A cupola what?

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (sl73Y)

60 looks like a great pitch for a few sets of womble, muck and sneedball.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

61 It's the sort of building that looks like it could be bigger on the inside.

In other words, it's a proto-TARDIS.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (FZ29D)

62 An HoA is never needed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:38 AM (2GVsD)



A quintillion times this.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

63 Also in the series:

Boathouse of Disgruntlement

Water Heater Closet of Ennui


The Condo of Mild Dyspepsia

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Riz8t)

64 Starlink receiver?

Posted by: Inventiveness to Infinity at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (JM9I6)

65 A blacksmith forge, a printing press and an engine tied to a belt.....yet no water anywhere to be seen.

Seems he picked a bad location.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026


***
Tom Joad's family farm, before they left for Californy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

66 I would definitely put this on the side of my van...if I had a van.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)
---
Above or below the sign for "FREE CANDY"?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (FZ29D)

67 There's a crow in the upper right waiting on ace to roll out of his cocoon. Fire up the forge! This isn't hot air.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (tvdD1)

68 The Gatehouse of gastric distress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (2GVsD)

69 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed


And a forge & anvil! Those are probably bags of coal by the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (CszeO)

70 Tim Burtons
Little House on the Prairie

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (/+uur)

71 A lot of roof penetrations there.

Posted by: The Flasher at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (JM9I6)

72 I Built a Sea Shanty For a Song

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (I0N4X)

73 Nothing a few flaming arrows can't take out

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 09:43 AM (9quuE)

74 Under the birds nest on a stick, is that Dick Cheney's head?

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (2Xqig)

75 Back in Hungary, ve had much fun in the hayloft!

Posted by: Lisa Douglas, Hootersville at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (JM9I6)

76 66 I would definitely put this on the side of my van...if I had a van.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Riz8t)
---
Above or below the sign for "FREE CANDY"?


Oh no you don't! I'm not giving away my trade secrets.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (Riz8t)

77 More like a proto reTARDIS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (2GVsD)

78 Are those stickers propped up beside the door supposed to be scythes? I thought those were curved.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

79 Beautiful! Now to go look at today's picture...

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (f4tQo)

80 Interesting piece. Looks like the cottage over on 15th Avenue. Pre-quake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (JvZF+)

81 Ramshackle shack of Insurrection

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)

82 Got to go out and shoot the bell with a slingshot every hour, a PITA.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (sl73Y)

83 ***
Tom Joad's family farm, before they left for Californy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)



If you're gonna remake a song, make it your own.......


You asked for it...................


https://youtu.be/1VypaE6kKJ8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

84 This would be the guy in a Mad Max scenario who had all the gewgaws to fix just about anything.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (CszeO)

85 Looks like this prepper exhausted his whiskey and acetylene caches.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (NYInA)

86 >>>Shed Of Rebellion

Ball of Confusion

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (odBC9)

87 Back in Hungary, ve had much fun in the hayloft!
Posted by: Lisa Douglas, Hootersville at August 18, 2026


***
Wal, Miz Douglas, I'd admire to accommodate you there!

Posted by: Mr. Haney at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

88 *pauses*

The Inn of Seven Incests

Nah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (2GVsD)

89 HUT ONE! HUT TWO!

Posted by: BEN R. at August 18, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

90 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed


And a forge & anvil! Those are probably bags of coal by the door.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (CszeO)
---
That's going to be the new AoSHQ when we have to rebuild civilization.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (FZ29D)

91 Got to go out and shoot the bell with a slingshot every hour, a PITA.
Posted by: From about That Time


Teach the crow to fly up and drop a rock on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (CszeO)

92 (THAT WAS FUNNY, BUT I'M NOT SURE WHY.)

Posted by: BEN R. at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (I0N4X)

93 The taxman cometh.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 09:46 AM (2Cry5)

94 But can you teach the crow to sing in perfect harmony?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (2GVsD)

95 *pauses*

The Inn of Seven Incests

Nah
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026


***
Bless the Crows and Tree Frogs

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

96 No Chestnut Tree, so the village smithy does not live there.

Posted by: Iron Bands at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

97 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

98 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: dnd nitpicker at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (Q+gd/)

99
Jacek Yerka is another case of a hugely talented artist who chooses to paint bizarre images as if something beautiful or natural is beneath his attention. It's frustrating and annoying. It succeeds in that I want to look at it with all its many bits but, aside from that, where would you display it. Maybe on the cover of a sci-fi book or similar. As to the 'rebellion' in the title, perhaps it's rebelling against consumerism. (Total guess.)

Posted by: JTB at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

100 Looks like where Dr Westin and dick Devine built their spaceship.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (yEz+x)

101 100

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (odBC9)

102 No Chestnut Tree, so the village smithy does not live there.
Posted by: Iron Bands at August 18, 2026


***
"Under the spreading chastity, the village smoothie stands. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (wzUl9)

103 Ball of Confusion
Posted by: m
-----

Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (ViCCR)

104 The bell tower has a Christian cross on top of it.

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

105 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


You say that like it's unusual.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (CszeO)

106 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.

Disagree.

Posted by: Sickles and scythes at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (Riz8t)

107 I thought sheds of rebellion are we get the term "cottaging."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (BI5O2)

108 The artist spent all his creativity on the building as the background is totes boring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (2GVsD)

109 97 Bob from NSA, the early years.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

110 Oooh, I want that. Screw the pole barn. I might build this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (S41Gd)

111 >>Are those stickers propped up beside the door supposed to be scythes? I thought those were curved.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM

Some people call 'em a sling blade, but I call 'em a kaiser blade, uh huh.

Posted by: Karl at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (2Xqig)

112 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.
Posted by: dnd nitpicker at August 18, 2026


***
Not for agriculture. But for war --!
(Zulus and Yanomamos everywhere)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (wzUl9)

113 40 Is that one of Rube Goldberg's contraptions?
Posted by: Fat Guy sitting nekkid on a Ottoman at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (SExz7)

It has that ... vibe.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (odBC9)

114 Nest of vipers

Posted by: That guy who never quite gets the joke right at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (Riz8t)

115 This is what happens when Darrel K. Sweet gets high and paints Discworld cover art.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (LQKAS)

116 105 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


You say that like it's unusual.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (CszeO)

... and like It's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (odBC9)

117 I would definitely locate my blacksmith's forge in a drafty, thatched wooden barn under a hay loft. But that's just me!

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (f4tQo)

118 High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.

Telefunken ja?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2GVsD)

119 Would make a good album cover.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

120 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


***
The remains of the last tax collector who came by this place

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (wzUl9)

121 If the ladder is on the roof, how the hell do you get up there?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)

122 No trees in sight, you just know every rabid bat in the county would take up residence in this mess.

Posted by: Never Mind The Rabid Beavers at August 18, 2026 09:51 AM (JM9I6)

123 Very Lemony Snicket.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 09:51 AM (PGK1w)

124 As to the 'rebellion' in the title, perhaps it's rebelling against consumerism. (Total guess.)
Posted by: JTB at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM (yTvNw)
----
According to his bio in "Mind Fields" he was rebelling against his instructors.

"Yerka resisted the constant pressures of his instructors to adopt the less detailed, less realistic techniques that characterized so much of contemporary art." (Yerka was born in 1952, btw.)

He was heavily influenced by Cagliostro, Hieronymus Bosch, Peiter Bruegel, Hugo van der Goes, and Jan van Eyck.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (FZ29D)

125 105 And WHAT is going on above the shack on the left side? High atop a rickety pole their appears to be a man's head or face wearing headphones.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


You say that like it's unusual.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:48 AM (CszeO)

Whereas we know--deep breath:

It's not unusual to go out at any time
But when I see you out and about it's such a crime
If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone
It's not unusual

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (odBC9)

126 >>>Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed

And a forge & anvil! Those are probably bags of coal by the door.

Posted by: rickb223

>I'm thinking the contraption is for bagging grain. A printing press would have shit all over the place. An old school belt driven driven generator adds a nice touch.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (tvdD1)

127 Maybe it's just my advanced age talking, but I'd put a railing on that staircase.

Posted by: Handy Capable at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (JM9I6)

128 Would hang. In the hallway leading to the restrooms of the Cracker Barrel at Exit 191.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

129 It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

130 Spears(?) with curved blades ain't gonna cut it.
Posted by: dnd nitpicker at August 18, 2026

***
Not for agriculture. But for war --!
(Zulus and Yanomamos everywhere)


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Halberd at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (Riz8t)

131 Naginatas have entered chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (2GVsD)

132 If the ladder is on the roof, how the hell do you get up there?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)


In that tinderbox think of it as a fire escape.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM (S41Gd)

133 But can you teach the crow to sing in perfect harmony?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:47 AM


I suppose you could, but you'd probably have to bribe it with a Coke.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (LQKAS)

134 Forge and anvil?

Thought it was a spear and magic helmet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (2GVsD)

135 If the ladder is on the roof, how the hell do you get up there?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2026 09:50 AM (2WIwB)



There's a catapult behind the barn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

136 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (sl73Y)

137
Dear Property Owner - a limerick

It's an unsightly, quirky creation
With an u stable cinder block foundation
It tilts toward the west
And you're sure to be blessed
With a notice from the Owner's Association!

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (I0N4X)

138 I haven’t seen commenter XTC in awhile. Anyone know anything about him?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

139 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Halberd at August 18, 2026 09:53 AM


You're more for chopping livers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM (LQKAS)

140 I don't really like this one, but some of his others I prefer such as "A House with a blue" and a sort of weird lightened forest in the dark.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (dom7w)

141 It's the back of a Mad Magazine cover. You fold it up just right and it turns into a rocket ship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

142 27 Is that a printing press inside the shed?
Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

Or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (odBC9)

143 *waves to RMBS*

At least someone got my DKS joke.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (2GVsD)

144 Thought it was a spear and magic helmet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM


Pfft!

Spear and magic helmet...

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM (LQKAS)

145 Rube Goldberg meets steampunk.
This ain't no She Shed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

146 At least someone got my DKS joke.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:55 AM


I help where I can.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM (LQKAS)

147
I help where I can.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM (LQKAS)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:57 AM (2YhKe)

148 Posted by: That guy who never quite gets the joke right at August 18, 2026 09:49 AM (Riz8t)

I feel seen.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:57 AM (odBC9)

149 You cannot make this stuff up, although I suppose zombie Jason Arday will be happy to have company.

"Outstanding Refugee" winner Salman Elmi was just arrested for $1 million in Medicaid fraud, 8 felonies, and a sex trafficking ring

https://tinyurl.com/bp92z4vm

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:57 AM (Riz8t)

150 Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:58 AM (2GVsD)

151 This ain't no She Shed.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:56 AM


It ain't no country club, either.

Posted by: S. Crow at August 18, 2026 09:58 AM (LQKAS)

152 >>>And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.

Posted by: From about That Time

>It's that nifty AI, the same one that edits my comments and omits words, letters, duplicates shit and is a general nuisance.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (tvdD1)

153
It ain't no country club, either.
Posted by: S. Crow at August 18, 2026 09:58 AM (LQKAS)



ONE SQUARE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (2YhKe)

154 Set in a barren landscape.

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Q+gd/)

155 Just begging to be struck by lightning.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (LHPAg)

156 Set in a barren landscape.
Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Q+gd/)



So, somewhere in the middle of my field of f*cks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2YhKe)

157
No junkyard dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (O0L8i)

158 136 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM
+++

The senior lady wearing the unique gray sweater and sporting pronounced hooterage is off today. It's time for her mammogram.

Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

159 ONE SQUARE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM


I knew that was coming the minute I hit Post. The Horde does not disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (LQKAS)

160 Set in a barren landscape.

"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!"

Posted by: Vigo the Carpathian at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (Riz8t)

161 Very Lemony Snicket.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


THAT'S IT! That's the look!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (CszeO)

162 It's charming in a weird sort of way...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (qJXt+)

163 154 Set in a barren landscape.
Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Q+gd/)

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Shed of Rebellion!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (odBC9)

164 I knew that was coming the minute I hit Post. The Horde does not disappoint.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 10:01 AM (LQKAS)



I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

165 Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 09:57

I appreciated the comment of the person who said that we should call them "scamugees" not "refugees"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (dom7w)

166 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.
Posted by: From about That Time


Beats green dildos.
Pro top: Do not google WNBA.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (CszeO)

167 158 136 the unique gray sweater
Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

unique?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (odBC9)

168 I'm sure everyone that sees that shed in the art think that it's got to be he best place to hide illicit weapons. Yessiree, nobody would look there.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM (g8Ew8)

169 I'm really not sure where that would be....flat landscape, yet not enough wind to knock that thing the f*ck over.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:04 AM (2YhKe)

170 What the hell is this?

https://tinyurl.com/yn3kxwrx

Posted by: pawn at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (L5eIP)

171 I really like this. I would hang it, not in my bedroom, though. The head is looking at me.

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (2Xqig)

172 I'm sure everyone that sees that shed in the art think that it's got to be he best place to hide illicit weapons. Yessiree, nobody would look there.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


Let's hide behind the running chainsaws!
Posted by: Clueless teens in a horror film

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (CszeO)

173 I'm really not sure where that would be....flat landscape, yet not enough wind to knock that thing the f*ck over.........
Posted by: Sponge


SE Kansas?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (CszeO)

174 Looks like the superstructure of a Japanese WW eleven battleship.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (XvL8K)

175 136 And today, I'm getting pop up ads for $80k hyperbaric chambers. My internet profile seems to be going askew.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 09:54 AM
---
I'm sure you could get a cheap Chinesium knockoff on Amazon for only $80 instead of $80K.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (FZ29D)

176 What the hell is this?

https://tinyurl.com/yn3kxwrx

Posted by: pawn at August 18, 2026 10:05 AM (L5eIP)



A tenet of islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)

177 167 158 136 the unique gray sweater
Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

unique?
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM

Haven't seen it in awhile, but as I recall it would vary. Sometimes the sleeves would be disconnected from the rest of the sweater at the shoulders. Some quirk in the AI I think.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

178 I, myself, am strange and unusual.

Posted by: Lydia Rebellion at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (0sNs1)

179 177 167 158 136 the unique gray sweater
Posted by: The Management at August 18, 2026 10:00 AM (2Ez/1)

unique?
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:02 AM

Haven't seen it in awhile, but as I recall it would vary. Sometimes the sleeves would be disconnected from the rest of the sweater at the shoulders. Some quirk in the AI I think.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

Oh. Maybe I don't get that one.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (odBC9)

180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w)

181 How would AI depict Ace's shelves?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM (0sNs1)

182 179 You don’t get it?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

183 182 179 You don’t get it?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

Maybe that ad did not appear on my computer.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (odBC9)

184 Huh.
OK.

"Sorry, honey, can't clean the garage right now - I'm painting (the messy garage)."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (X8xt3)

185 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM

Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Steve Descano at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

186 I, myself, am strange and unusual.

Posted by: Lydia Rebellion


I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Posted by: Dr. Egon Spengler at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (Riz8t)

187 184 You really didn’t get it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

188 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w)
Family reunion?

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2026 10:11 AM (LHPAg)

189 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w)

And with pin money?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:11 AM (odBC9)

190 189 180 Fairfax, Virginia's prosecutor arranged for a murderer to go the Tajik embassy, helped him get a passport, then let him get on a plane to Tajikistan.

Instead of staying in the mental hospital he'd been sentenced to.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:08 AM (PGK1w



For murder no less

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (qJXt+)

191 I don't see AOP there.

Posted by: Pizza Night In Rowley? at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (JM9I6)

192
Yp Ho Ho and Suchlike - a limerick

There omce was a man from Ypsilanti
Who moved to the coast with his auntie
He built her a shack
With a guest room in back
Then he pointed at it saying, "See? Shanty!"

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

193 Looks like it's connected to the electrical grid better than Gary is right now.

Posted by: DaveA at August 18, 2026 10:13 AM (FhXTo)

194 Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

Good one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (k5CNB)

195 Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Steve Descano


Fairfax Co. is run by lunatics, voted into office by AWFLs who resolutely defy reality. Here's another group of them in London.

https://tinyurl.com/y3kcjuec

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (Riz8t)

196 Oops

Yp ee ki yay and Suchlike -

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)

197 Who doesn't already own a hyperbaric chamber? What are we, Europeans?

Posted by: Down With It at August 18, 2026 10:15 AM (JM9I6)

198 I guess Satan has to keep his weed whacker somewhere.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2026 10:15 AM (QzM4s)

199 It's pronounced "Ip-sa-lanty" for the non-Michigan contingent.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (J4Dwc)

200 200

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (odBC9)

201 Good one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


********

Thanks. Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

202 196
Yp ee ki yay and Suchlike -
Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)

Yp, Adrian!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:17 AM (odBC9)

203 Ace is obviously not much of a tile man. His concubines are sloppy and need tutelage.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 10:18 AM (tvdD1)

204 I'm fine with a Tajik murderer being shipped off to murder Tajiks. That makes him a Tajik problem, and not an American one.

We should start airdropping all of *our* murderers over Muslim countries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:18 AM (BI5O2)

205 You don’t get it?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:09 AM


Perchance BEN, as is sometimes his wont, will ride to our rescue?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2026 10:19 AM (0sNs1)

206 Thanks. Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.
Posted by: muldoon
__________

I'm looking forward to Kankakee and Sheboygan making appearances.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:20 AM (XvL8K)

207 Michigan has great city names. Ypsilanti, Kalamazoo, Sault Ste Marie (pronounced Soo Saint Marie), Mackinac.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:20 AM (qDa2L)

208 The senior lady wearing the unique gray sweater and sporting pronounced hooterage is off today. It's time for her mammogram.
Posted by: The Management

Good, I'm glad to see she's taking care of herself, she's one of my favorites.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 18, 2026 10:21 AM (sl73Y)

209 Can you imagine Karmelo running around in rural Pakistan? Or that Lindsay Clancy bitch? Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:21 AM (BI5O2)

210 197 Who doesn't already own a hyperbaric chamber? What are we, Europeans?
Posted by: Down With It at August 18, 2026 10:15 AM


And stocked with an ample supply of Ranch dressing.
'Murrica!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 10:21 AM (2Ez/1)

211 Any schmuck can buy a hyperbaric chamber. The real challenge is finding all the hyperbears to fill it with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 10:22 AM (Ot/FD)

212 I saw Satan's Weed Whacker open for Greenday at Fiddler's Green in '02.

I heaved a scythe of relief when they did a soulful rendition of The Green Green Grass of Home.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:22 AM (I0N4X)

213 86 psychedelic shack

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)

214 It's been suggested I draft AOC for my 2028 ticket.

Dumb and Dumber would be our slogan.

I kind of like it. Tim certainly didn't set me up for success.

Posted by: Kamala! at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

215 207 Don’t forget Big Beaver, a suburb of Detroit. Also, Hell.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

216 The real challenge is finding all the hyperbears to fill it with.

----

Do these chambers come with an axe or do I need to bring my own?

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 18, 2026 10:23 AM (BI5O2)

217 Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)


That is a strange mind you've got there!

But it sure works out well for us!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 10:24 AM (k5CNB)

218 *The real challenge is finding all the hyperbears to fill it with.*

We've got them for $12.

Posted by: TEMU at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

219 >>>And stocked with an ample supply of Ranch dressing.
'Murrica!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty

>I got your ranch dressing. Th question is, is hidden valley the best? There have got to be a hundred flavors.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM (tvdD1)

220 There’s also a Climax, Michigan.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

221 Does a lack of comment indicate zombie Bob Ross' approval of this artwork, despite lacking his signature accoutrements?

Posted by: Kamala! at August 18, 2026 10:26 AM (0sNs1)

222 Don’t forget Big Beaver, a suburb of Detroit. Also, Hell.
Posted by: Bulg
_______________

Here in Ky, we've got Beaverlick and Big Bone Lick within a few miles of each other.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (XvL8K)

223 Intercourse, PA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (2YhKe)

224 220 There’s also a Climax, Michigan.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:25 AM


Yoo Hoo!

Posted by: Intercourse, Alabama at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

225 Humptulips, WA

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2026 10:27 AM (W2EWw)

226 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

227 Monster House!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (cWLG3)

228 226 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)
---
Inspired by 22 Jump Street (lowbrow comedy film).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (cWLG3)

229 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)



At least they're no longer running a child sex farm, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

230 226 Numerous Penn State Frat Boys Arrested For Giant Cocaine Trafficking Operation

-
I guess they're majoring in business administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

What. A bunch. Of idiots.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (odBC9)

231 Detroit is kind of a weird name too. We just don’t really think about it since we hear it so often. It really should be Day-troua, in its proper French pronunciation.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (qDa2L)

232 See we don’t need illegals running drugs we have plenty of Americans who will do those jobs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:30 AM (qDa2L)

233 There’s also a Climax, Michigan.
Posted by: Bulg


I've seen Hell, Michigan freeze over.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (CszeO)

234 ---
Inspired by 22 Jump Street (lowbrow comedy film).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (cWLG3)



Yet another example of how hollywood destroys.......

21 Jump Street
Starsky and Hutch
Dukes of Hazzard
The Wild Wild West

All TV shows made into really shitty, embarrassing movies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)

235 Sandy Cocazio Ortez

; )

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (odBC9)

236 I'll second the recommendation on Mind Fields by Yerka and Ellison.

Think there's another book of Yerka's art out there too, but the title escapes me now and I'm just too freakin' lazy to look it up at the moment.

Delightfully strange stuff.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (q3u5l)

237 231 Detroit is kind of a weird name too. We just don’t really think about it since we hear it so often. It really should be Day-troua, in its proper French pronunciation.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM (qDa2L)

---
Uranus, Missouri
https://www.uranusmissouri.com/

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (cWLG3)

238 Watch these reporters visit Seattle's beautiful $165M library (it's full of drug zombies)

https://tinyurl.com/5bxfssyd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

239 All TV shows made into really shitty, embarrassing movies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:31 AM (2YhKe)
----
We're gonna be here all day if you want to go down that road...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (FZ29D)

240 227 My son loved Monster House when he was a kid, up to a point. At some point, he’d be too scared to watch anymore, and we’d have to turn it off.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

241 The judges would also have accepted

Sandy Occasional Cortex

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (odBC9)

242 231 Detroit is kind of a weird name too. We just don’t really think about it since we hear it so often. It really should be Day-troua, in its proper French pronunciation.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:29 AM

At least you weren't made up out of whole cloth.

Posted by: Idaho at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2Ez/1)

243 ---
Uranus, Missouri
https://www.uranusmissouri.com/
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (cWLG3)



I'm told Uranus Fudge is really good. Didn't get a chance to stop last time through........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)

244 We also have Hells Halfacre, Ky.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (XvL8K)

245 Jacek Yerka

Whatta yerk.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (odBC9)

246 We're gonna be here all day if you want to go down that road...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (FZ29D)



I've got a meeting in 1.5 hrs........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)

247 Jacek Yerka

Whatta yerk.
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (odBC9)



Oh watta jer kayam.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:34 AM (2YhKe)

248 Colleges are the best places to run dope. Cops turn a blind eye to drug crime on campus. They want parents to know that police are present in force to protect Oliver and Emma from Ja'marquius and Rogerio, but that Oliver and Emma *will not* be locked up for their drug pansexual sodomy hobby.

These guys had to be pretty sloppy to get caught. Or maybe the payments to the campus substation were late.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)

249 243 ---
Uranus, Missouri
https://www.uranusmissouri.com/
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:32 AM (cWLG3)


I'm told Uranus Fudge is really good. Didn't get a chance to stop last time through........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)
---
I heard tell ol' Colonel Angus hails.from Uranus, MO.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM (cWLG3)

250 *drug-FUELED pansexual sodomy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM (BI5O2)

251 >>>See we don’t need illegals running drugs we have plenty of Americans who will do those jobs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

>That's right, and a lot of them carry badges.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2026 10:36 AM (tvdD1)

252 242 I was always intrigued by Lightfoot’s pronunciation of it in Fitzgerald: “De-troy-it.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

253 Sandy Ortez sounds like someone with an onlyfans.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:37 AM (cWLG3)

254 199 i had a customer with that for his last name. he had a 750 paso ltd, which was a step up.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)

255
I tell those Michiganders to relax
And pay close attention at Mackinacs
Take a left at Kalamazoo
Then head south at Ste. Marie'S Soo
And surely you'll eventually reach Climax

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:40 AM (I0N4X)

256 "...their drug pansexual sodomy hobby."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:35 AM


What day of the week is that thread?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

257 WTF

yerka yerka

Posted by: Don Black at August 18, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

258 “Ypsilanti” is name for two brothers who were heroes of the Greek War of Independence.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:42 AM (77rzZ)

259 Do not take Ypsilanti if you're allergic to it or it's ingredients.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:42 AM (2YhKe)

260 234 starsky hutch film entertained, enjoyed the cameos. fun.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

261 @260 "DO it!"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 18, 2026 10:43 AM (cWLG3)

262 starsky hutch film entertained, enjoyed the cameos. fun.
Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)



The TV show wasn't a comedy. The movie was silly blech and everything Ben Stiller touches is mostly crap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:44 AM (2YhKe)

263 Thanks. Ypsilanti has been loitering in the back of my mind for several years, waiting for an opportunity.
Posted by: muldoon


Ypsilanti Is Always On My Mind was one of the B side songs that Kris Kristofferson never got onto an album

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 10:44 AM (rbvCR)

264 21 Jump and Starsky made a lot of money.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (qDa2L)

265 good eye, PabloD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (VyBeY)

266 21 Jump and Starsky made a lot of money.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (qDa2L)



The people are sheep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:45 AM (2YhKe)

267 The show The Fugitive was a little before my time, but I thought the movie was fantastic.

Very prescient about the evils of Big Pharma.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (77rzZ)

268 Steam Punk. Medieval smithy with TV antennae.

Posted by: Jimmy Brock at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (wGerL)

269 Good morning!

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (ZdaMQ)

270 If Vince Vaughn is in it I’ll probably enjoy it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:46 AM (qDa2L)

271 This looks like the mind of a schizophrenic.

Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 10:47 AM (ZdaMQ)

272 247 owa tagoo siam
pops used to get me to say it when i was learning to talk.
did the same thing to my boy. he'd say, "owa tagoo siman!"

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:48 AM (Bep7s)

273 Depicted Art: The expression of the way Life could and Should BE.

A: The house that mELON-head built (features cTHIEL-inside)

mELON's proving to be a lost cause, it's up to JD to throw down against cTHEIL 3rd party opening the windoow to REMAIN-SINWAR/AOC candidacy, an cthKARP/cthLUCKEY/cthANDURIL bringing armed drones and robocops to your streets, and the Rubio/Pragmatic DeepStater's who obviously knew what would happen, defending BRENNAN, targetting ALL (normal) PEOPLE when the truth become a liability -- as if they didn't know about IRG capabilities and Epstein, they wouldn't be very intelligent if they didn't no would they?

LET'S GO BRANDON!
Best Episode of Apprentice EVER!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-irlTheBRENNANcameo

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 18, 2026 10:49 AM (lOXFD)

274 These guys had to be pretty sloppy to get caught. Or maybe the payments to the campus substation were late."

Chino and Daddy G?

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:49 AM (cGjQu)

275 247 owa tagoo siam
pops used to get me to say it when i was learning to talk.
did the same thing to my boy. he'd say, "owa tagoo siman!"
Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:48 AM (Bep7s)



Saw a TikTok yesterday where dads were pretend putting their fingers in wall sockets, flopping around violently while yelling, scaring the crap out of their babies, making them cry hysterically.

I found this an incredibly stupid way to get kids to stay away from wall outlets........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:50 AM (2YhKe)

276 I've been watching Hunter lately. It's pretty awesome. In the pilot episode, Hunter throws Brian Dennehy off a high rise. Presumably, all of Los Angeles was destroyed on impact.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)

277 This looks like the mind of a schizophrenic.
Posted by: Piper at August 18, 2026 10:47 AM (ZdaMQ)




.......I shit my pants........

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 18, 2026 10:51 AM (2YhKe)

278 I found this an incredibly stupid way to get kids to stay away from wall outlets...."

Here kids, try this fork...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:51 AM (cGjQu)

279 I've been watching Hunter lately. It's pretty awesome. In the pilot episode, Hunter throws Brian Dennehy off a high rise. Presumably, all of Los Angeles was destroyed on impact.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 10:50 AM (BI5O2)



Fred Dwyer had a reasonably impressive NFL career.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:52 AM (2YhKe)

280 By the time I get to Climax she'll be sleeping...

/Glen Canpbell

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 10:53 AM (I0N4X)

281 262 wait, how do you feel?
stiller is not exactly a bonus for me, but i've enjoyed too many flicks he was in.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)

282 By the time I get to Climax she'll be sleeping..."

She'll be driving six white horses when she...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:54 AM (cGjQu)

283 Ben Stiller the comedian - Ben Stiller the Hollywood lightweight/groupthink twit. Pick one.

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (Gqar8)

284 California Dreaming:

https://tinyurl.com/y6dzp47k

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (RkR9o)

285 stiller is not exactly a bonus for me, but i've enjoyed too many flicks he was in.
Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:53 AM (Bep7s)



It's rare because he usually plays an incredibly annoying character that grates my nerves.

To each, their own. I don't think any less of you. Just stating my opinion.

I mean, I don't understand how Will Ferrell has a career..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (2YhKe)

286 Alternate w


"CBD Built His Dream Home"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (5pM2N)

287 275 homer's bunny face was effective.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

288 Fun fact: Dreyer was in the running to be Sam Malone in Cheers. The character was originally supposed to be a ex football player. When Ted Danson got the part they changed it to baseball as Danson didn’t have the body of an ex NFL player.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:56 AM (qDa2L)

289 Yeah....I spelled his name wrong.


John Frederick Dryer is an American actor, radio host, and former professional football player who played as a defensive end in the National Football League for 13 years with the New York Giants and Los Angeles Rams, participating in 176 games and recorded 103 career sacks starting in 1969 until his retirement in 1981, and is the only NFL player to score two safeties in one game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 10:57 AM (2YhKe)

290 California Dreaming:

https://tinyurl.com/y6dzp47k"

If you're wealthy, there are ways around... if you're of a certain group, you can just ignore it...

Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:58 AM (cGjQu)

291 284 with increased braking distances comes liability litigation.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

292 Those 2000s Movies with Ben Stiller, the Owen brothers, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, etc are great. Low brow sure but sold 2 hours of entertainment and laughs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:58 AM (qDa2L)

293 Wilson Brothers duh. Owen and Luke.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:59 AM (qDa2L)

294 285 i mostly agree with all that. and i don't retain who was in what... but anchorman, dodgeball and some other stuff are fam faves despite his annoying (inflatable groin) character. cringy but forgiveable.

Posted by: cmeat at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (Bep7s)

295 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

296 There’s Something About Mary

Posted by: tubal at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (Gqar8)

297 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 11:00 AM (CszeO)

298 >> Fox News Power Rankings: As Democrats turn left, Black voters tap the brakes
Two-thirds of young Americans and 71% of Hispanics disapprove of Trump, but Black voters haven't fully returned

“ There isn’t much evidence that Democrats have figured out how to talk to these voters again, but for two of the three groups, Trump’s declining approval rating is doing the job for them.”

https://tinyurl.com/22dmn8je

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2026 11:02 AM (q1tXs)

299 By the time I get to Climax she'll be sleeping..."
**********
She'll be driving six white horses when she...
Posted by: man at August 18, 2026 10:54 AM (cGjQu)



https://tinyurl.com/3tyba54j

@klara_sjo

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2026 11:13 AM (rbvCR)

300 The shed was angry that day, my friends!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:25 AM (Fi81e)

301 The powers that be would rather be shed of this shed.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2026 11:27 AM (Fi81e)

The Morning Report — 8/ 18 /26

HealeyThyself.jpg


Good morning kids. If you can't see where this is heading, you're blind. Or a co-conspirator!

what happens and the life or death consequences when they take officers who are untrained and given a directive that is very far from protecting the public,” Wu said.

Boston has “already done everything possible” to stop ICE from accessing public property, the mayor said, adding that the city “will be doing whatever we can to communicate with private property owners.”

The Department of Homeland Security responded to Wu’s plan Monday, saying the “pro-criminal mayor” is “trying to intimidate Bostonians,” knowing “she has ZERO authority to block ICE from utilizing private property.”

The immediate evil of sic-ing the government on the citizenry is obvious, the tax assessors will be out in force or else some sort of zoning or other concocted civil penalties will be used against innocent people to prevent legitimate law enforcement from doing the exact opposite of what Michelle Wu and her ilk have blood libeled them. That is, the apprehension and removal of illegal alien invaders, some of them probably violent criminals. Naturally, Massachusetts is a solidly blue state and so the courts and state government will be squarely behind Michelle Wu, should citizens seek redress at that level, and likely not get it,

The horrible and bitter irony is that Massachusetts was one of the cradles of the American revolution. And 250 years on look what the hell it's devolved into.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrested Maycon Souto Dos Reis, a Brazilian national convicted of aggravated murder, in Massachusetts on August 3. Dos Reis had fled Brazil after being sentenced to over 14 years in prison and entered the U.S. illegally in June 2024, where he was initially apprehended but released under Biden government policies. . The arrest occurred in Massachusetts on August 3, 2024, just two days before Governor Maura Healey signed the PROTECT Act, which imposes new restrictions on ICE operations in the Bay State. . . “This is yet another example of what the media often characterizes as a non-criminal, when in reality, many of these individuals are murderers, sexual predators, gang members, and more: They simply do not have a criminal record in the United States.” – David Wesling, Acting ICE ERO Boston Field Office Director

Maura Healy, who just signed this abomination into law!

The bill allows unborn babies to be aborted throughout pregnancy and strikes down the state’s 24-week limit, which had exceptions for the life of the mother and a deadly fetal diagnosis. Under the bill, doctors have the discretion to decide whether or not to perform a late-term abortion. . . Several Massachusetts... Democrats Break with Party over ‘Barbaric’ New Law Legalizing Abortions Up Until Birth.


But of course a corrupt government is one thing, but I'd lay better than even odds that the names and addresses of anyone who wants to lease space to ICE or the he DHS will somehow wind up in the hands of Antifa, La Raza and any and all other Leftist/Democrat approved and or aligned official-unofficial terror squads. Bad enough a criminal government will tax you out of existence but failing that, a molotov cocktail or two through your window is a hell of a lot more persuasive, nein?!

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1 G'morning J.J.!

I'll let the others know...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 07:20 AM (O7YUW)

2 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 18, 2026 07:20 AM (g9+4z)

3 Not first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2026 07:20 AM (cpFbA)

4 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 07:21 AM (/+uur)

5 Bah! Good morning all. HB:JJ.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 18, 2026 07:21 AM (g9+4z)

6 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 07:21 AM (+4yJ5)

7 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

8 So they're only just now realizing that the big deal whoopdedoo SCOTUS ruling that "ended Roe V Wade" did little more than tell every State, "Do whatever the hell you want, we don't care"....

Took you long enough, Massholes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 07:23 AM (Ot/FD)

9 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

Good reflexes. And thank you for the nood.

FYI, kids are back to school here.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

10 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:23 AM (JvZF+)

11 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 07:23 AM (ExV1e)

12 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 07:26 AM (2Cry5)

13 thx, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2026 07:27 AM (VyBeY)

14 Boston has “already done everything possible” to stop ICE from accessing public property, the mayor said, adding that the city “will be doing whatever we can to communicate with private property owners.”

History repeating itself:

Keeping alive the city demographics changing work of former Boston mayor James Michael Curley.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:27 AM (9Hs2w)

15 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 07:28 AM (6xukV)

16 Thank you, J.J.

Another cornucopia of information to digest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

17 There is absolutely nothing redeeming about James Talarico's views or his campaign, and if he voted against a measure that would stop Chinese nationals from owning land in the U.S. , I expect the's another paid off stooge of the CCP.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 07:29 AM (xSAlF)

18 It is a shame Maura Healey was not aborted in the womb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:29 AM (JvZF+)

19 Regarding the article about unions silencing workers.

Both my mother and brother have had to deal with unions as nurses. My mom had to threaten violence against a union rep because he was ignoring her demand to be a Beck employee. My brother came close to hiring a lawyer when he did the same thing.

A lot of unions need to have their fangs pulled in a very public manner.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 07:31 AM (+4yJ5)

20 18 It is a shame Maura Healey was not aborted in the womb.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:29 AM (JvZF+)

How do we know she wasn't?

Posted by: The sound of brains getting sucked out at August 18, 2026 07:33 AM (Ot/FD)

21 Unions are combinations in restriction of trade and should be outlawed, at least in the public sector.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:34 AM (JvZF+)

22 21 Unions are combinations in restriction of trade and should be outlawed, at least in the public sector.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I fondly remember an incident out in Georgia where a union tried to make inroads at the Boeing plant. They learned two things.

1. They weren't welcome.
2. Bullets hurt.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 07:36 AM (+4yJ5)

23 Morning, News Folken,

"Dos Reis"? True, I know less about Portuguese than my cat Stirling knows about systems design. But doesn't that mean "Two Kings"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 07:37 AM (wzUl9)

24 Indeed has approximately 665 million job seeker profiles worldwide.

And INS cannot process 6 million applications for some type of residency.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)

25 17 There is absolutely nothing redeeming about James Talarico's views or his campaign, and if he voted against a measure that would stop Chinese nationals from owning land in the U.S. , I expect the's another paid off stooge of the CCP.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 07:29 AM (xSAlF)

In last quarter Jimmy has 124 counts of illegal donations.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 07:38 AM (/+uur)

26 The horrible and bitter irony is that Massachusetts was one of the cradles of the American revolution. And 250 years on look what the hell it's devolved into.

A man who was convicted of RAPING HIS DAUGHTER was protected from ICE by Abby Spanberger here in Virginia, another cradle of the revolution.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 07:39 AM (PGK1w)

27 I was in a union when I was in the civil service, it was simply a grift. I had no choice. My pay went down every year I worked there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:39 AM (JvZF+)

28 23 Morning, News Folken,

"Dos Reis"? True, I know less about Portuguese than my cat Stirling knows about systems design. But doesn't that mean "Two Kings"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 07:37 AM (wzUl9)

"Of the", I think. De os.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 07:40 AM (Ot/FD)

29 @9/NaCly Dog: Thank you! We start up on Wednesday September 2.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 07:42 AM (O7YUW)

30 Judge Trenga’s order came after a lawsuit was filed by 21 Democrat-controlled states claiming that the government has no right to the information and would need individual subpoenas for each and every record, according to Freight Waves.

Based on what? Foreigners don't have Constitutional protections in the US. That is why they are barred from firearm ownership and its allegedly illegal for them to vote, serve on juries, or forced to pay taxes on income earned outside the US.

If a state wants to extend Constitutional protections to them, then fine, but it's limited to the jurisdiction of the State and when it doesn't conflict with existing federal law.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:43 AM (PVBkQ)

31 Kushner meeting with Hamas is a moment in American diplomacy both debasing and shameful.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 07:43 AM (ntaXS)

32 The horrible and bitter irony is that Massachusetts was one of the cradles of the American revolution. And 250 years on look what the hell it's devolved into.

A man who was convicted of RAPING HIS DAUGHTER was protected from ICE by Abby Spanberger here in Virginia, another cradle of the revolution.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 07:39 AM (PGK1w)

The tranq armies of Philadelphia have entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 07:43 AM (6xukV)

33 On every single topic, Democrats response appears to be to go as hard left as possible to appease the rapid communists in their base. The party has become unrecognizable over the last few years and they don't appear to be slowing down.

They might appease the beast for a while and win in a few deep blue areas where immigrants and minorities dominate but I don't think there's a chance this will work out well for them in the longterm.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 07:43 AM (viF8m)

34 My pay went down every year I worked there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


My last job when I lived in CA forced me to be a member of the CWA. I got nothing from them other than less money in my pocket.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 07:44 AM (+4yJ5)

35 JackStraw

Lots of people are short-sighted. Been a thing since the Stone Age.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

36 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 07:48 AM (CszeO)

37 Pull all CBP from MA and tell them all if they want to enter the state from another country, they can go through another state.

Do that until they cry uncle and permit unfettered ICE enforcement ops.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:48 AM (jPziU)

38 32 The horrible and bitter irony is that Massachusetts was one of the cradles of the American revolution. And 250 years on look what the hell it's devolved into.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 07:43 AM (6xukV)

Likewise Virginia.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 07:49 AM (ntaXS)

39 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 18, 2026 07:50 AM (53oGX)

40 Good morning, all. Thanks for the news, JJ.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 07:50 AM (wVcYX)

41 Based on what? Foreigners don't have Constitutional protections in the US. That is why they are barred from firearm ownership and its allegedly illegal for them to vote, serve on juries, or forced to pay taxes on income earned outside the US.

If a state wants to extend Constitutional protections to them, then fine, but it's limited to the jurisdiction of the State and when it doesn't conflict with existing federal law.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:43 AM (PVBkQ)

So when I am in a foreign country I am NOT subject to its laws?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:50 AM (jPziU)

42 You don’t hate the media enough, and definitely not as much as they hate you, Christianity, and Western civilization.

It's fine. I'm willing to learn long enough to throw them out of helicopters.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 07:50 AM (+4yJ5)

43 Salty, some of the positions they are taking are flat out nuts and there doesn't seem to be a big constituency for them. It seems they are caught in a cycle of how extreme can you go and don't know how to stop.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 07:51 AM (viF8m)

44 Cow Demon

Using a symmetrical application of logic in today's political environment will make you late.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)

45 Hopefully, the muslim rape gangs will take root in Boston and then they can elect a muslim mayor and then they can have shiria law and then clitorectomies for everyone paid for by Medicare.

Winning!

Posted by: Massholio at August 18, 2026 07:52 AM (mqEfo)

46 There is absolutely nothing redeeming about James Talarico's views or his campaign, and if he voted against a measure that would stop Chinese nationals from owning land in the U.S. , I expect the's another paid off stooge of the CCP.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 07:29 AM (xSAlF)


More likely he's just another anti-American POS. He was a nobody state legislator in a state where the bills he voted against all became law. No reason for the CCP to waste money on someone more dedicated to destroying the US than they are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

47 Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 07:38 AM (/+uur)

And does anyone do anything about these illegal donations, or everybody just notes it and then ignores it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 07:52 AM (xPsv8)

48 21 Unions are combinations in restriction of trade and should be outlawed, at least in the public sector.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:34 AM (JvZF+)

If you take a paycheck from the taxpayer you have no business belonging to a union.

Private sector unions have had their day. If any place I work at unionizes, I am out. I’m not paying for the “privilege” of working for two chains of command.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:52 AM (jPziU)

49 Salty, some of the positions they are taking are flat out nuts and there doesn't seem to be a big constituency for them. It seems they are caught in a cycle of how extreme can you go and don't know how to stop.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 07:51 AM (viF8m)
----
Tiger by the tail...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 07:53 AM (FZ29D)

50 Judge Trenga’s order came after a lawsuit was filed by 21 Democrat-controlled states claiming that the government has no right to the information and would need individual subpoenas for each and every record, according to Freight Waves.

Based on what? Foreigners don't have Constitutional protections in the US. That is why they are barred from firearm ownership and its allegedly illegal for them to vote, serve on juries, or forced to pay taxes on income earned outside the US.

If a state wants to extend Constitutional protections to them, then fine, but it's limited to the jurisdiction of the State and when it doesn't conflict with existing federal law.
Posted by: Community Notes


Then those 21 states are in rebellion and there will be no federal elections. Wanna go to SCOTUS on that?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 07:53 AM (CszeO)

51 So when I am in a foreign country I am NOT subject to its laws?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:50 AM (jPziU)

Of course you are. What you AREN'T is privy to the benefits conveyed by being a citizen of that foreign country.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 07:53 AM (PGK1w)

52 It is a shame Maura Healey was not aborted in the womb.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:29 AM (JvZF+)


I'm willing to say that it's a shame she was elected, although whoever was in office almost certainly would have done the same, but abortion is an abomination, no matter how the child eventually end up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

53 43 Salty, some of the positions they are taking are flat out nuts and there doesn't seem to be a big constituency for them. It seems they are caught in a cycle of how extreme can you go and don't know how to stop.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 07:51 AM (viF8m)

There is a way for them to stop.

Severe beatings at the polls. I’m talking like 70-30 losses.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:54 AM (jPziU)

54 So when I am in a foreign country I am NOT subject to its laws?

Laws ≢ Constitutional Protections.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:54 AM (a3CJ+)

55 >>Tiger by the tail...

Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 07:55 AM (viF8m)

56 JackStraw

Right. A silo of thought is one way to describe the Commies. But outside that silo, there are solutions.

Great Britain is what happens when a population gives up it's means of self-protection. Lots of progress in America, but not in our justice system.

El Salvador had one answer to this problem of judges being part of a wider criminal enterprise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

57 Of course you are. What you AREN'T is privy to the benefits conveyed by being a citizen of that foreign country.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 07:53 AM (PGK1w)

So, therefore, a foreign citizen in this country is subject to this country’s laws.

Of course, you can always be found guilty of violating the terms of their visa and then get deported…which may or may not happen over the next 40 years.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:56 AM (jPziU)

58 Then those 21 states are in rebellion and there will be no federal elections. Wanna go to SCOTUS on that?

Our culture, such as it is, is incapable of fighting its dragons.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:56 AM (a3CJ+)

59 Communist Limbo.

How extreme can they go?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

60 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 07:56 AM (2YhKe)

61 Cow Demon

In Leftist areas, office holders get training on how to ignore their voters. Seen it personally when I was in office.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

62
Laws ≢ Constitutional Protections.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:54 AM (a3CJ+)

So Constitutional Protections are meaningless. Because you just said they are not laws.

But the Constitution is THE organic law, the highest in the land.

I’ll let y’all work out the contradiction as I drive home.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:58 AM (jPziU)

63 Democrats/leftist/liberals are some evil motherf*ckers.

Period.

They are murderous, bloodthirsty heathens. Satanic beasts.

I find it very hard to pray for The Lord to have mercy on their souls, which they deny even exists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 07:58 AM (2YhKe)

64 61 Cow Demon

In Leftist areas, office holders get training on how to ignore their voters. Seen it personally when I was in office.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

Ignoring voters is easy, even when you are in the GOP!

Posted by: Rep Ken King, TX HD 88 at August 18, 2026 07:59 AM (jPziU)

65 Of course, you can always be found guilty of violating the terms of their visa and then get deported…which may or may not happen over the next 40 years.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 07:56 AM (jPziU)

Yes. Foreign citizens are subject to the laws of the US while in the US. That's exactly why they're being deported in their millions.

There's an article right here in JJ's roundup about a woman who overstayed and got the boot.

Are you suggesting it's not happening?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 08:00 AM (PGK1w)

66 Rep Ken King, TX HD 88

Senator Thune has entered the chat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

67 Beyond supplying a combined total of 74 false answers to 400 questions, the AIs provided a staggering number of specious sources to support their answers, including:

86 sources that don’t exist and show no evidence of ever existing in the Internet Archive or Google.
77 sources that don’t answer the question.
18 sources that are completely unrelated to the issues at hand.
15 sources that assert the polar opposite of the answers given by the AIs.
13 sources that are demonstrably false.

SO basically CNN or PMSNOW

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:00 AM (/+uur)

68 Our culture, such as it is, is incapable of fighting its dragons.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:56 AM (a3CJ+)

We can't even competently or collectively identify them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 08:01 AM (b4LBp)

69 Atlanta Dream vs. Indiana Fever game

************

Fever-Dream

That about sums up the WNBA!

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 08:02 AM (I0N4X)

70 So, therefore, a foreign citizen in this country is subject to this country’s laws.

Yet in practice, the foreigner is superior in every way to the citizen.

A citizen, often depending on skin color, will be hit with felonies while foreigners worst crimes are dismissed or converted into misdemeanors.

Income earned by foreigners, is not taxed if earned outside the US, and is rarely taxed when "earned" inside the US.

Foreigners, instantly are eligible for full-payout social security, that is certainly not true for most Americans

Foreigners have no responsibility to pay taxes, serve on juries, or file a Selective Service Registration. Yet they get all of if not more of the public services, can own property, operate a business, free access to schools, hospitals, courts, parks while exempt from zoning and licensing laws.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:02 AM (rgGn5)

71 There's an article right here in JJ's roundup about a woman who overstayed and got the boot.

Are you suggesting it's not happening?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 08:00 AM (PGK1w)

It's in the ONT, not here in the MR.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 08:03 AM (PGK1w)

72 I saw Rabid Beavers open for The Aquabats at Punk Rock Bowling back in 2012

Posted by: Fack Blag at August 18, 2026 08:04 AM (SvlU8)

73 "The Department of Homeland Security responded to Wu's plan Monday, saying the "pro-criminal mayor" is "trying to intimidate Bostonians."

So what are you going to do about it, DHS? What have you done about an of these anarchic Leftist satraps and their seditions? Nada. Just words.

Arrest her and put the city under federal receivership. At least arrest her.

Do we want to have a lawful, sane society or not?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 08:06 AM (b4LBp)

74 "Dos Reis"? True, I know less about Portuguese than my cat Stirling knows about systems design. But doesn't that mean "Two Kings"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026
*
"Of the", I think. De os.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026


***
My usual "If only it were Spanish" version of translating Portuguese!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:06 AM (wzUl9)

75 There's an article right here in JJ's roundup about a woman who overstayed and got the boot.

Are you suggesting it's not happening?


Have you ever looked at a stock chart over time?

For generations, illegals received all of the benefits and few of the responsibilities of citizens. The chart kept trending up and up and really jumped during "President" Autopen.

Trump 2.0 is a correction, but the overall trend is expected to return once this Glorious Era is over in 1/20/2029

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:08 AM (rgGn5)

76 Have there ever been any reported cases of a beaver (the animal) getting rabies? The virus is supposed to be able to infect any mammal, but the beaver would have to be bitten by another rabid animal, like a fox, and then survive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:09 AM (wzUl9)

77 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:10 AM (77rzZ)

78 Several Massachusetts Democrats Break with Party over ‘Barbaric’ New Law Legalizing Abortions Up Until Birth

-
It'll come to nothing but still I'm surprised there's any push back at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:11 AM (ndZc7)

79 "Sanction" is one of those words with contradictory meanings, isn't it? You can "sanction" (approve) a policy, and you can "sanction" (as in "extreme sanction") a person. Or as the headline above says, the Supreme Court "sanctioned" the immigration birth fraud.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:12 AM (wzUl9)

80 Have there ever been any reported cases of a beaver (the animal) getting rabies? The virus is supposed to be able to infect any mammal, but the beaver would have to be bitten by another rabid animal, like a fox, and then survive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,


From 2011 to 2020 North American beavers averaged two cases a year. Yes, they can, but it's extremely rare.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 08:12 AM (CszeO)

81 Leaky water line getting replaced today. Woohoo!

They’re out there cutting up the sidewalk now.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:12 AM (77rzZ)

82 Do we want to have a lawful, sane society or not?

Definitely not.
Better described as a Gynekritarchy

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:13 AM (PVBkQ)

83 86 sources that don’t exist and show no evidence of ever existing in the Internet Archive or Google.
77 sources that don’t answer the question.
18 sources that are completely unrelated to the issues at hand.
15 sources that assert the polar opposite of the answers given by the AIs.
13 sources that are demonstrably false.

SO basically CNN or PMSNOW
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:00 AM (/+uur)



AI is programmed by leftist retards and H1-B visa holders.

OF COURSE it sucks.

Garbage in, garbage out is STILL A THING and will ALWAYS be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:13 AM (2YhKe)

84 63- Good morning, sponge. It is hard to pray for evil people - beyond the idea that we're all sinners in need of God's grace. Heck, I find it hard to pray for people who have treated me badly or lied about me, but here are some suggestions for both you and I and anyone else to do that. I think the bottom line is perhaps to say "God, please be the pray-er through me for what I cannot do through my own power:

https://tinyurl.com/8rjnpzuu



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 08:13 AM (xPsv8)

85 I hope these unrepentant batards on abortion get to glimpse Heaven for half a second before God allows Satan to drag their asses to hell

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:13 AM (+rw6l)

86 I saw Unrepentant Batards open up for The Proofers

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:14 AM (+rw6l)

87 Several Massachusetts Democrats Break with Party over ‘Barbaric’ New Law Legalizing Abortions Up Until Birth

-
It'll come to nothing but still I'm surprised there's any push back at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:11 AM (ndZc7)



Yet they will still vote straight line democrat in the next election and Healy will be re-elected in a landslide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:14 AM (2YhKe)

88 Have there ever been any reported cases of a beaver (the animal) getting rabies? The virus is supposed to be able to infect any mammal, but the beaver would have to be bitten by another rabid animal, like a fox, and then survive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
From 2011 to 2020 North American beavers averaged two cases a year. Yes, they can, but it's extremely rare.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026


***
Hell of a thing to have happen. "That crazy fox attacked me, but I got away!"

"Yeah, but now you have rabies. Nice knowing you."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (wzUl9)

89 >>Trump 2.0 is a correction, but the overall trend is expected to return once this Glorious Era is over in 1/20/2029

That assumes a return to a Democrat administration. It might not get a lot coverage, good news for us rarely does, but the Trump administration has been doing lots of work to clean up elections across the country. Not saying everything is perfect but real changes are happening that encourage more honest voting.

Democrats need to cheat massively at the federal level to win. If they didn't they wouldn't be so dedicated to cheating. And despite the far left media bleating I'm not seeing a huge constituency for allowing a new wave of illegals to flood the country.

If Republicans are smart, a big if, they would start showing young people how opening the borders to millions of foreigners affects the pricing of everything they say they can't afford today. Because it does.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (viF8m)

90 Trump 2.0 is a correction, but the overall trend is expected to return once this Glorious Era is over in 1/20/2029

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:08 AM (rgGn5)

Harris is overwhelmingly likely to be the nominee. That's why the DNC establishment made SC the first primary - to give her momentum.

What is her path to victory in 2028 over Vance or Rubio, one of whom is likely to be the GOP nominee?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (PGK1w)

91 I'm a terrible Christian.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (+rw6l)

92 Comcast is blocking access to mail.isp.net:110 because this port is not encrypted, making it vulnerable to security risks and potential compromise of email account information. The recommended alternative is to use Port 995 with SSL, which provides a secure means of retrieving email without affecting how you manage your mailbox. This change is part of Comcast's efforts to enhance the security and privacy of email communications for its customers.


I have a legacy email that I have been using for ~30 years using POP3 unencrypted. On Friday afternoon, my email in my home, which uses Comcast internet, stopped some time after 12:17 PM. Interesting, my iPhone worked over cellular data.

Unfortunately, my legacy ISP doesn’t support POP3 encrypted (port 995), so I will have to switch to IMAP. Ugh!!

YOU ARE NOW PROTECTED BY COMCAST

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2026 08:16 AM (wfdbg)

93 What is her path to victory in 2028 over Vance or Rubio, one of whom is likely to be the GOP nominee?

You are pleading the case for reducing / eliminating election fraud.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:16 AM (PVBkQ)

94
https://tinyurl.com/8rjnpzuu



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 08:13 AM



That is nice. Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

95 "Harris is overwhelmingly likely to be the nominee. That's why the DNC establishment made SC the first primary - to give her momentum."

It will be AOC vs. Rubio.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 08:17 AM (b4LBp)

96 I'm a terrible Christian.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (+rw6l)



Most of us are. We're all a work in progress and can get better.

It just takes effort.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:18 AM (2YhKe)

97 AI is programmed by leftist retards and H1-B visa holders.

OF COURSE it sucks.

Garbage in, garbage out is STILL A THING and will ALWAYS be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026


***
Reminds me of the Flash (AI) Answer Qwant gave me when I asked about a particular street in Da Swamp. It was wrong in every particular, from the direction the street runs and its location on town, to the kind of homes that stand on it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:18 AM (wzUl9)

98 Have there ever been any reported cases of a beaver (the animal) getting rabies?


Does it speak to society as a whole or just this place that 'beaver' needs to be specified in such a way?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:19 AM (2YhKe)

99 If Republicans are smart, a big if, they would start showing young people how opening the borders to millions of foreigners affects the pricing of everything they say they can't afford today. Because it does.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (viF8m)

We're fighting at about 25% of what's required. The opportunities we're missing is just tragic.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 08:19 AM (b4LBp)

100 I'm a terrible Christian.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (+rw6l)


Welcome to the club. There's coffee and doughnuts in the corner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

101 89 Democrats need to cheat massively at the federal level to win. If they didn't they wouldn't be so dedicated to cheating. And despite the far left media bleating I'm not seeing a huge constituency for allowing a new wave of illegals to flood the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (viF8m)


It's 50 separate state levels.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2026 08:20 AM (x0n13)

102 We can bitch and moan all we want about what's going down in Massachusetts or Virginia, or... but the reality is that the political systems in those states are wholly compromised by the left, or in the process of being hijacked by the left.

However, the judiciary is responsible for either permitting or striking down the law/policy/directives of the mayor or governor. The gatekeepers, so to speak.

And they are squarely aligned with the left. I think this is the problem. They're allowing the insane left all the latitude they want and increasingly, they're actively involved in stymieing the Feds application of set law when it comes to illegals (or any other leftist cause.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 08:20 AM (2Cry5)

103 Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (+rw6l)

The fact that you're admitting you're that means you're not a terrible Christian. We all have struggles - some more than others , and the Christian life to become more like Jesus is a process, not a one time event.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 08:20 AM (xPsv8)

104 Wolfus Aurelius

Makes you wonder if there is any version of AI you can rely on?

Otherwise, it is like ships in heavy fog going at full speed without radar, lookouts, or ship's whistle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 08:20 AM (u82oZ)

105 A recent analysis of the NEA’s own $450 million annual budget found that less than 10% of it went to anything resembling direct representation of members — contract fights, grievances, the actual job of a union.

Joining a gang would cost less.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

106 Pope Bob is gonna fix Islam!

Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex
I renew my appeal for an end to the ongoing violence against the Palestinian civilian population in the West Bank, and I urgently call on the international community to work toward advancing the two-state solution, for a just and lasting peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:20 AM (ndZc7)

107 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

You are most welcome, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 08:21 AM (xPsv8)

108 JackStraw

The problem is electoral analysis gives small areas where cheating has a much wider effect. Those areas are focused on for fraud.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

109 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 18, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

110 >>It's 50 separate state levels.

In reality it's far less. The major cheating only takes place in states Democrats control and have a chance to carry.

And if you follow Harmeet Dhillion you will see her talk about going after those states constantly. It is her primary mission.

Just this morning, more information about Chinese interference in our elections in 2016 and 2020 was released by the DOJ. Will the media mention it? Of course not. But that doesn't mean it isn't happening. I doubt there is a person in the US more focused on fixing election cheating on a mass scale than Trump. He's the one who had his 2nd term in 2020 stolen and he knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:24 AM (viF8m)

111
Several Massachusetts Democrats Break with Party over ‘Barbaric’ New Law Legalizing Abortions Up Until Birth

I got told by my betters (and some here) that opposition to abortion would cost the Republicans elections up the ying-yang. But this barbarity is where cozying up to the aborticomaniacs leads to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 08:25 AM (O0L8i)

112 Ace has shown us in detail how the bears are out of control in the Cafe. Who knew that the beavers would follow suit?

Posted by: The Somewhat Huge Manatee at August 18, 2026 08:25 AM (JM9I6)

113 It’s almost comical to see how hard John Cornyn and his staff have worked this summer, just to prove that everything we all said about that bunch was correct.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2026 08:25 AM (52Iog)

114
Regarding Massachusetts, keep in mind that progressivism is a journey, not a destination.

Expect more depravity.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2026 08:25 AM (Y8DZL)

115 Today Is National Fajita Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

116 One, you can't fix islham.

Two, the first step to addressing things is to admit there's NO SUCH THING as a palestinian.

Three:

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

117 We're fighting at about 25% of what's required. The opportunities we're missing is just tragic.

The GOP has a multi-generational reputation of grabbing Defeat from the jaws of Victory. Many view it as pure theater and Uniparty. Look at how vicious the Cornyn v Paxton primary race was compare to the milk-toast campaign being run to contest the generals. This is not new. Romney fought like he was possessed by a demon to win the GOP nomination, then laid down before Obama. Dittos with McCain, cheating and engaging in fraud in the primaries (remember Florida?) and then taking a nap to let Obama get an insurmountable lead to the November finish line.

Trump is on a mission. I know of no other than possibly Reagan who on the GOP was motivated to be a true Executive.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:28 AM (xE0sV)

118 It’s almost comical to see how hard John Cornyn and his staff have worked this summer, just to prove that everything we all said about that bunch was correct.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2026 08:25 AM (52Iog)


The really amazing thing is the staffers waking up and saying, "How can I ensure that I'll never be hired by another Republican?"

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

119 A beaver could catch rabies from being bitten by a rabid beaver, too. Wouldn’t necessarily need to be a bite from a carnivore.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:28 AM (77rzZ)

120 I urgently call on the international community to work toward advancing the two-state solution, for a just and lasting peace.


They have Gaza, Israel is a sovereign nation. Two f*cking states.

Yet, Gaza is a shithole that keeps launching attacks.

You seem to fail to grasp what's actually going on there, you false prophet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:29 AM (2YhKe)

121 I'm a terrible Christian.
Posted by: ...

If you're going to wish Hell on people, the least you could do is advise them to put Graham Crackers, Hershey Bars, and marshmallows in their coffin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ndZc7)

122 We're not supposed to wish for eternal damnation for those we judge "sinners" because if we got what we wished for we would be right there with them. Picking and choosing is His domain.

This whole abortion thing is already a sticky wicket but the ninth month crap, when we already know they sell the parts to China especially - and so we are talking high value items and possibly an overt demonstration of fealty, for Lord knows what in return - is purely demonic.

Is that the same as my very hypothetical and of course nonexistent unclean thoughts about Karen Gillan? I just have to presume God knew what He was doing for justice to prevail.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:30 AM (+rw6l)

123 115 Today Is National Fajita Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

Invented/popularized right here in H town

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:30 AM (/+uur)

124 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at August 18, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)



I miss JT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)

125 In reality it's far less. The major cheating only takes place in states Democrats control and have a chance to carry.

Now you know why the Demonic Party wants to abolish the Electoral system and replaced it with which Party can flood the ballot box more. Under the Demonic Party's proposed system, we may discover that the number of "eligible voters" in the US is around 500-600 million.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:31 AM (xE0sV)

126 Does it speak to society as a whole or just this place that 'beaver' needs to be specified in such a way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


This place. We do have kind of a grade school level of humor and that's why I stay here.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 08:31 AM (+4yJ5)

127 The Lindsey Clancy case is revealing what is being called a "load bearing civilizational lie."

Women kill. A lot.
And even more women will defend that murder.*
We prefer the lie, the gross, disgusting lie, over the truth.

Feminine virtue can only exists within masculine justice.
And justice cannot exist where women are given governmental power over men--e.g., teachers, politicians, judges.
And ... voting.

1.126 million abortions last year in the US. Only 1%, by most estimates, were for rape, incest or serious health related.
Over 1 million murders.
And some 3,400 post-birth murders, euphemistically classified as SIDS.

By comparison, men only committed roughly 13k to 14k murders last year.

*celebrate it even.
Clancy has $700k raised; witness the cheering, clapping and smiles by women as the governor signed the law making no-excuse abortion up to birth legal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2026 08:32 AM (3cUTc)

128 Today Is National Fajita Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026


***
When those first popped up on Bennigan's menu in the '80s, the name reminded me of a fat Mexican whore in a Steinbeck story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:32 AM (wzUl9)

129 This place. We do have kind of a grade school level of humor and that's why I stay here.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 08:31 AM (+4yJ5)



Incredibly valid point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:32 AM (2YhKe)

130
Pope Bob would probably treat Maura Healey the same way his predecessor did with Biden and Pelosi.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL)

131 How have they managed to seat two unapoletically commie Popes?

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:33 AM (+rw6l)

132 Jon Ossoff Sure Seems to Think He's the Next Barack Obama

half black?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)

133 Team Ossoff has spent nearly 90% of its Google ad money outside the Peach State.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur)

134 This isn’t hardly racist at all.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
FL Socialist Elijah Manley says only a black Democrat should hold the congressional seat he's running for.

"One of the last remaining opportunity districts that we have in the South being held by a white Democrat, that's unacceptable."

He's running against Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Someone please ask her about this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:34 AM (ndZc7)

135 Have there ever been any reported cases of a beaver (the animal) getting rabies?


Does it speak to society as a whole or just this place that 'beaver' needs to be specified in such a way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Those beavers don't get rabies. They may get a lot of thing, but rabies isn't one of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 08:34 AM (CszeO)

136 Today Is National Fajita Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)
=====

Conference food. Yuk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)

137 And some 3,400 post-birth murders, euphemistically classified as SIDS.
---------

I tried branding our troll with that one but it didn't stick.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:34 AM (+rw6l)

138 How have they managed to seat two unapoletically commie Popes?
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:33 AM (+rw6l)



The church has been corrupted by leftist satanists.

They got rid of the last pope that actually stood for Biblical ideals because he wouldn't get on board with the homo mafia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

139 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ndZc7)

Yes.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:35 AM (+rw6l)

140 The unclean thoughts about women thing is what I struggle with the most, I think.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)

141 >>Now you know why the Demonic Party wants to abolish the Electoral system and replaced it with which Party can flood the ballot box more. Under the Demonic Party's proposed system, we may discover that the number of "eligible voters" in the US is around 500-600 million.

Of course. It's been their desire for years. That's why they are always going on about "our democracy" and refusing to acknowledge we are a constitutional republic.

Hundreds of proposals have been floated in Congress to get rid of the electoral college. None ever pass. And there is zero chance they will ever get enough states to agree to let the country be run by LA and NYC.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:35 AM (viF8m)

142 Does it speak to society as a whole or just this place that 'beaver' needs to be specified in such a way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
*
This place. We do have kind of a grade school level of humor and that's why I stay here.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026


***
I resent that!

Some of us are capable of junior high school levels of humor!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9)

143 How have they managed to seat two unapoletically commie Popes?

Someone should have asked Benedict XVI

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:36 AM (a3CJ+)

144 Regarding Massachusetts, keep in mind that progressivism is a journey, not a destination.

Expect more depravity.
Posted by: Auspex

The depravity and ridiculousness are going to get much worse. 🤡

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2026 08:36 AM (y+Apl)

145 Some of those coding and prescriptionn tred charts in the Wolves i White Coats are pretty eye-popping.

It all goes to prove that the condition called "gender dysphoria" is not a real medical condition, rather a social hysteria.

Mass delusion.

Glad to see HHS cracking down on the fraudulent billing/coding practice. Continue discrediting the despicable practice on all fronts.

E34.9 delenda est

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 08:36 AM (I0N4X)

146 Those beavers don't get rabies. They may get a lot of thing, but rabies isn't one of them.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026


***
Their owners are often infected with leftist rabies, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:36 AM (wzUl9)

147 In addition to the seven deadly sins, I have considered a list of what I call sickening sins. Foremost among those I place Ingratitude.

When I look at those from the most prosperous families in America attending the most elite schools and crying about oppression and America's failures, I am sickened. Not a pause even to reflect on their historically unparalleled good fortune and freedom in America and the objective gifts America has provided the world.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 08:37 AM (b4LBp)

148 Invented/popularized right here in H town
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:30 AM (/+uur)
*****
Some prefer Ninfa's, I still prefer Pappasito's

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

149 They do always have to corrupt the language to hide their crimes, don't they?

Murder is "health care".

Then again, these are the same people who used "truth" ("pravda") to describe lies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 08:37 AM (IG3/x)

150 The unclean thoughts about women thing is what I struggle with the most, I think.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)



I would venture a guess that most God fearing, red blooded heterosexual males struggle with that one.

God made woman beautiful. He also made man appreciate beauty. It's a struggle for the ages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

151 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at August 18, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)


I miss JT.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2YhKe)
*******
I do to.
What happened to JT? Did he ever get better?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

152 Today Is National Fajita Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)
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Conference food. Yuk.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 08:34 AM (JvZF+)
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I dunno...Where I work the university dining facilities that cater on-campus events produce some very tasty fajitas. They're among the most popular choices for events.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 08:38 AM (FZ29D)

153 115 Today Is National Fajita Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

I don't even know what that is.

Posted by: Lars From Oslo at August 18, 2026 08:38 AM (JM9I6)

154 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
So the insane leftist lesbian childless governor of Massachusets has signed insane laws and is generally incompetent. Who could possibly have seen that coming?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 08:39 AM (rp63B)

155 This place. We do have kind of a grade school level of humor and that's why I stay here.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026

***
I resent that!

Some of us are capable of junior high school levels of humor!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



*burps America the Beautiful with hand in armpit

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 08:39 AM (CszeO)

156 118 It’s almost comical to see how hard John Cornyn and his staff have worked this summer, just to prove that everything we all said about that bunch was correct.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2026 08:25 AM (52Iog)

The really amazing thing is the staffers waking up and saying, "How can I ensure that I'll never be hired by another Republican?"
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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The dirty truth is senior staffers are well to the left of the GOP voters. And that is because they spend all their time working with their Democrat counterparts and DC is a Democrat city It is also because many come from or hope to join the vast grifting K street apparatus that is donor driven. And GOP donors are to the left of the GOP base voters, and the Dem donors are usually to the right of the Dem base voters. Not always in the Dem case but usually.

Part of that is that the donor class is deeply in love with globo homo--on the right, endless ways to make money abroad by outsourcing and cheap immigrant labor. On the left, euro socialism, managed competition via cartels like Euroland, and permanent uber status over what they regard as patriotic peasantry.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 08:39 AM (E4rtv)

157 What happened to JT? Did he ever get better?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)



I do not know. One would need to reach out to Ben Had and see if there have been any updates to his condition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:40 AM (2YhKe)

158 Fajitas are one of the most overrated foods ever.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

159
Hundreds of proposals have been floated in Congress to get rid of the electoral college. None ever pass. And there is zero chance they will ever get enough states to agree to let the country be run by LA and NYC.


Explain to me the penetration of NPVIC into 18 states plus Washington DC (controlling 222 electoral votes)

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:40 AM (a3CJ+)

160 144 Regarding Massachusetts, keep in mind that progressivism is a journey, not a destination.

Expect more depravity.
Posted by: Auspex

Indeed. An old Communist maxim: "the worse, the better."

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 08:41 AM (b4LBp)

161 It's also,
National Ice Cream Pie Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

162 Dr. Eithan Haim, the brave whistleblower who exposed the child sex-change program at Texas Children’s Hospital during the dark days of the Biden administration, said the fraudulent practices at hundreds of gender clinics had deeply victimized countless children.

“The deception is not merely a means to steal money; the stolen money is used to destroy an actual person—a vulnerable patient who is poisoned with hormones or mutilated by surgery,” Haim posted

They DoJ reversed HIPPA on Eithan, saying that he could not see records that he was allowed to see as seeing those records would be bad for Texas Chillrens.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:41 AM (/+uur)

163 Mass delusion.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 08:36 AM (I0N4X)

And as precious few hopefully recall, I banged on and on about the very specific covid brainwashing op setting people up to believe ridiculous things en masse.

The tranny stuff had started, as had BLM and 1619, but notice both got revitalized in earnest in the direct wake of covid. And if you have ever followed my sick retarded rantings, you would recognize those two things as potentially *exactly* what they were setting vulnerable people up to "follow" and "subscribe" to. You can throw in the fake "vax" as a third.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:41 AM (+rw6l)

164 Fajitas are one of the most overrated foods ever.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026


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They smell and taste great, though, and that sizzle as they are served to you is enticing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:42 AM (wzUl9)

165 As far as Maura Healy. I expect that unless it was a family name, the Maura name was for a saint. It's clearly an Irish name There was a Saint Maura. Maybe there's more than one. I don't know, but perhaps the RC's might consider asking the intercession of St. Maura so that the eyes of Maura Healey's heart be opened . About St Maura ( or at least one of them) :

https://tinyurl.com/wxsuy5bv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 08:42 AM (rHgXV)

166 I do to.
What happened to JT? Did he ever get better?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)
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The last time I inquired Ben Had told me that "JT will be unable to return to the blog." She told me praying for him was still ok.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 08:42 AM (JvZF+)

167 I dunno...Where I work the university dining facilities that cater on-campus events produce some very tasty fajitas. They're among the most popular choices for events.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 08:38 AM (FZ29D)



La Hacienda Ranch. Sunrise Fajitas. I'm drooling just thinking about them.

However, they don't appear to have that particular item on the menu anymore.

I have sadz..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:42 AM (2YhKe)

168 Mornin', Horde. Commenting present and caffeinated.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 08:43 AM (LQKAS)

169 Bad news, everyone. We've got only five years!

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Rep. AOC, January 2019: "The world will end in 12 years if we don't stop climate change"

5 years left

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Bartender and climatologist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:43 AM (ndZc7)

170 >>Explain to me the penetration of NPVIC into 18 states plus Washington DC (controlling 222 electoral votes)

Democrat controlled states. Look at where it has been implemented.

I didn't say they would stop trying to cheat and destroy the country as it was designed. I don't think they succeed.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:43 AM (viF8m)

171 165 I knew a Maura in real life. She was an exec at one of the companies I worked at.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:44 AM (77rzZ)

172 > Hundreds of proposals have been floated in Congress to get rid of the electoral college.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:35 AM (viF8m)

Can't be done without scrapping the Constitution altogether.

What usually gets these people butthurt is that small states get the same number of Senators as large states, and that is one of the two (2) things in the Constitution that CANNOT be changed by amendment.

The other thing is no longer relevant.

Trivia: who here knows, without checking, what the other thing is?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 08:44 AM (IG3/x)

173 I'm a terrible Christian.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:15 AM (+rw6l)

Welcome to the club. There's coffee and doughnuts in the corner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)
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I'm in but can you please order kosher doughnuts next time?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 08:44 AM (RkR9o)

174 Now I want fajitas . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:44 AM (wzUl9)

175 Fajitas are forcing Americans to make the Tacos illegals will not make.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

176 Didache

Chapter 2. ...

you shall not commit pederasty,

...

you shall not murder a child by abortion nor kill that
which is begotten.

burn her, she's a witch.

Posted by: Thumper at August 18, 2026 08:45 AM (LxTdt)

177 -
Bartender and climatologist!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:43 AM (ndZc7)



I've had it beaten into my skull here that she was NEVER a bartender, only a waitress. The bartender thing is just another media lie about who she is and where she came from.

Yes.......she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when we met her......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:45 AM (2YhKe)

178 I visited JT at the end of last year. It's a difficult situation. I haven't given up hope that I can help bring his wit back to the gray boxes, but it's something I haven't been able to attend to.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

179 I knew a Maura in real life. She was an exec at one of the companies I worked at.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026


***
Leave us not forget Maura Tierney of News Radio!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:45 AM (wzUl9)

180 The popular vote compact push has gotten a bit quieter since around November of 2024. Not sure why.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:45 AM (+rw6l)

181 When I look at those from the most prosperous families in America attending the most elite schools and crying about oppression and America's failures, I am sickened. Not a pause even to reflect on their historically unparalleled good fortune and freedom in America and the objective gifts America has provided the world.

Posted by: Ordinary American

All of it is performative bullshit to distinguish them from the hated Muricans. The ruling class believes themselves to be wiser, kinder, morally superior, and smarter than their fellow countrymen.

To do this, they mask what is good for them personally into broad bromides of how the world should work using the gaseous phrases they pick up at their educational establishments. Then you get the wannabes at lower institutions aping what they see are their betters.

Like the English lords on their great estates in the Victorian age, in order to be great, these nimrods tear down their own in order to feed their greed, their insatiable desire for power over others, and claims of moral superiority. But, unlike the ancient aristocracy that died in 1914, they at least had some patriotism and noblisse oblige in them. Today, nada.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (E4rtv)

182 I'm in but can you please order kosher doughnuts next time?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 08:44 AM (RkR9o)

You can only see the hole thru a hole in the sheet.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (/+uur)

183 Socialism finds more positive views among Democrats with college degrees than those without.”
CBS News Poll Finds 58% of Democrats Have a Positive View of Socialism

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they alway had, just did not say it out loud; we should be concerned with those who pretend to be on the right who who push socialist ideals and ideas

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (g47mK)

184 There are kosher donuts? What makes them kosher?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

185 put ICE CAMERA stickers on FLOCK poles....should raise the temperature a little....

Posted by: qmark at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (hzpDl)

186 > I'm in but can you please order kosher doughnuts next time?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 08:44 AM (RkR9o)

So... bagels?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 08:47 AM (IG3/x)

187 What makes them kosher?

no bacon!

Posted by: Thumper at August 18, 2026 08:47 AM (LxTdt)

188 "Can't be done without scrapping the Constitution altogether."

Mistake to rely on that hoary premise. If we know anything about the Left, they don't care. They're scrap it in their own states and risk the court decisions, and then overrule those decision by fiat anyway. Come and stop us, they'll say. And evidence is, no one will.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 08:47 AM (b4LBp)

189 Yes.......she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when we met her......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026


***
"You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you --
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around,
Turned you into someone new. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:47 AM (wzUl9)

190 >> There are kosher donuts? What makes them kosher?

You really don’t want to know.

Posted by: Guy Pulling his pants up. at August 18, 2026 08:47 AM (hcEyG)

191 Or are bagels kosher donuts.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

192 Some prefer Ninfa's, I still prefer Pappasito's

(yawn)

Lupe Tortilla has Filet Mignon fajitas. You will never eat anything less again.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:48 AM (xE0sV)

193 La Hacienda Ranch. Sunrise Fajitas. I'm drooling just thinking about them.

However, they don't appear to have that particular item on the menu anymore.

I have sadz..........
Posted by: Sponge


Catrina's Cocina & Tequila Bar in Sherman on 82.
The works: beef, chicken, shrimp & bacon fajitas

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 08:48 AM (CszeO)

194 Now I want fajitas . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:44 AM (wzUl9)
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Me too. But no place around here is open yet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 08:48 AM (FZ29D)

195 Today Is National Fajita Day.

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In Mexico.....

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 08:48 AM (g47mK)

196 Fajitas are one of the most overrated foods ever.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)



How can a protein, peppers, onions and pico or salsa, trimmed with possibly guacamole be overrated? You know exactly what you're getting, minus the marinade on the protein, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

197 > Hundreds of proposals have been floated in Congress to get rid of the electoral college. None ever pass. And there is zero chance they will ever get enough states to agree to let the country be run by LA and NYC.
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They just have to get enough judges to agree. At that point, votes do not even enter into the equation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 08:48 AM (2Cry5)

198 Mass delusion.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 08:36 AM


That's what I call our elections up here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (LQKAS)

199 188 What makes them kosher?

no bacon!
Posted by: Thumper
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Circumcised. The hole is there for a reason.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (E4rtv)

200 Why don't we have a national bangers and mash day ?

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (g47mK)

201 > 184 There are kosher donuts? What makes them kosher?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

I was being a smartass with the bagel thing.

Not fried in lard, for one thing. They also may have dairy in them (butter), which doesn't make them non-kosher per se, but does restrict what other foods they may be eaten with.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (IG3/x)

202 >>What usually gets these people butthurt is that small states get the same number of Senators as large states, and that is one of the two (2) things in the Constitution that CANNOT be changed by amendment.

What they refuse to admit is this is not a flow in the design, it was done specifically to prevent what Democrats want, mob rule.

The last of the 13 colonies to sign the Constitution was my small state, Rhode Island. The delegation held out for a year and refused to sign because they were afraid of losing the right to govern the state according to the wishes of the citizens of Rhode Island and have their desires overwhelmed by large states with bigger populations.

They know this. At least some of the less stupid. They just refuse to acknowledge it because they want an all powerful central government.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (viF8m)

203 When leftists talk about getting rid of the Electoral College they always cite low population states like Wyoming, Alaska, the Dakotas etc. You know it's pure politics because they never cite Delaware, Vermont, New Mexico, Hawaii or any other small population Dem states . Of course the Dem idiots in those states would be in favor of it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (rp63B)

204 Fajitas may not be overrated, but they are overpriced (and always were, though not as badly as now).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (wzUl9)

205 I bet there is a beef wellington day !

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (g47mK)

206 Why don't we have a national bangers and mash day ?
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 08:49 AM (g47mK)
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We fought a war 250 years ago just so we wouldn't have to put up with that nonsense.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 08:50 AM (FZ29D)

207 Re: New Home Lyme disease test

If you want to see a "surge" in aa given disease, distribute a home administered test kit.

(see also COVID 19)

There is more to diagnosing a disease than a positive test result. I ask myself if there is any value to diagnosing an asymptomatic person with a disease. Self-limited conditions for the most part do not require diagnosis.

We, as a culture continue to define disease downward.

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 08:50 AM (I0N4X)

208 There are kosher donuts? What makes them kosher?
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)



They exsanguinate the cow while milking it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

209 I heard Sunday is whiskey sour day. I'll drink to that.

Posted by: Lush Life at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (LxTdt)

210 Sell the Sizzle, Not the Steak.

Posted by: Chi Chi's at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (2Ez/1)

211 There are kosher donuts? What makes them kosher?

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)
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Way back when I was in the US, specific Dunkin Doughnuts stores were certified kosher. There even used to be one in Jerusalem!

Kosher certification is needed for certain ingredients, especially but not limited to shortening.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (RkR9o)

212 Fajitas may not be overrated, but they are overpriced (and always were, though not as badly as now).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I'm so old, I can remember when they couldn't give away skirt steak OR brisket.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (CszeO)

213 Little-known made-up fact of the day:

It's hard to find authentic beef wellington today. Hardly anyone uses the traditional recipe of baking it in a rubber boot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (IG3/x)

214 Thieves nab four Renaissance paintings worth $90M from Italian gallery

https://tinyurl.com/5n87na22

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)

215 Hola horde. Post-gym sweat gone, cleaned up and presentable. The Massachusetts Disaster starts with Satanic baby murder, progresses to elementary school teachers grooming little kids, schools putting dresses on little boys and not telling parents, and now, the lowest rate of new business formation in America (after being in the top two for decades), so fewer and fewer jobs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (3MX8+)

216 A bunch of childless, joyless white liberal women telling you that killing your baby is the way towards happiness.

Got that?

Look at the states where white liberal women are running things. Not just the governors chair, the legislature. They are the worst states in the entire country.

Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2026 08:52 AM (zQLjY)

217 197 I don’t care for peppers. Too slimy. It fajitas were just meat and onions, I could deal with them.

And, I know, the onions are slimy, too, but the taste they bring makes up for it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

218 They exsanguinate the cow while milking it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)
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That's a disturbing image...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 08:52 AM (FZ29D)

219 We, as a culture continue to define disease downward.

***********

Half of adults in the U.S. have elevated blood pressure...

...above the mean adult blood pressure i the U.S..

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 08:52 AM (I0N4X)

220 Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex
I renew my appeal for an end to the ongoing violence against the Palestinian civilian population in the West Bank, and I urgently call on the international community to work toward advancing the two-state solution, for a just and lasting peace.

Someone should ask Pope A Dope why? The savages have been attacking Israel forever. Self defense Pope baby! Father Pfleger must miss his daddy.

Posted by: Shut Up Pope A Dope at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (mqEfo)

221 I'm a big fan of beef, but I cannot stand Beef Wellington.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (2Cry5)

222 We fought a war 250 years ago just so we wouldn't have to put up with that nonsense.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 08:50 AM (FZ29D)

That was a staple during the Signing of the Constitution!

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (g47mK)

223 >>>Trivia: who here knows, without checking, what the other thing is?
~~~~~

Slavery?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (3ImbR)

224 BTW, Krispy Kreme states on their site that all their doughnut ingredients are kosher.

Beside that, when I grew up in the States, there were no lack of kosher bakeries selling their own.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (RkR9o)

225 Lupes are good
I also like the one at the old El Tiempo on Navigation

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)

226 Beef Wellington is just a corn dog with a higher socioeconomic status.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

227 I don’t care for peppers. Too slimy. It fajitas were just meat and onions, I could deal with them.

And, I know, the onions are slimy, too, but the taste they bring makes up for it.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)/i]


You can order them sans the peppers.

And the flour tortilla is a brilliant wrapper, IMHO. Easy to navigate, gets the job done and doesn't distract from the star of the meal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:54 AM (2YhKe)

228 Morn' all... Nate Silver has the Dems taking the House and probably The Senate by 7 points... That makes me feel better because he's usually wrong....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 08:54 AM (qJXt+)

229 198 > Hundreds of proposals have been floated in Congress to get rid of the electoral college. None ever pass. And there is zero chance they will ever get enough states to agree to let the country be run by LA and NYC.
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They just have to get enough judges to agree. At that point, votes do not even enter into the equation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Judges on Scotus were a primary cause of the Civil War from Dred Scott. Made it impossible for the North to limit slavery--at the time of the ACW, a case was pending in NY where a Southern planter was demanding to be able to take his slaves there and keep ownership.

What judges forget is that the People as a whole are the whole source of their power and if the people decide formally or informally to withdraw it, then they are just a bunch of twits in silly robes.

And the Democrat project to put a bunch of Turd Worlders on the bench are creating a severe backlash to any of their idiotic rulings to the point where none of their decisions are considered 'law' by a large proportion of the citizenry.

Allowing anarcho tyranny in blue areas is also destroying their prestige as people are tired of Democrat pets.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 08:54 AM (E4rtv)

230 We, as a culture continue to define disease downward.

*********

With the exception of mental illness, where mental illness is now called "struggling with mental health issues".

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026 08:54 AM (I0N4X)

231 Ask yourself how the DNC didn't know before June that "half" their constituents believed in Socialism? Ask yourself if that's remotely plausible.

Because in June they all came out en masse and "messaged" that the DSA was crazy, radical and extreme and totally untenable.

They didn't bother to check or do any research, just made that the message...? Not that Democrats are all about the truth or accuracy, but considering most of the actual party are socialist, it doesn't smell right, does it.

And now we're being told eight short weeks later it's half of people who identify as Democrat, like it's some big surprise that absolutely no one had any idea at all about? Whoops! Whoopsie!

Sell me another. This is a psy op. All will unfortunately become clear.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 08:54 AM (+rw6l)

232 I knew a Maura in high school. Came from a hippie family, she was smart and cool. Had four brothers, one of whom was called Roach. The kids bought retired potato chip stepvans and tooled around in them. Had a big engine hoist in the front yard. One brother had a 400 sq. ft. "shack" in the backyard with a pot belly stove. This was in a prosperous suburb. All the kids were warned not to trick or treat there. Zoning and cops harassed them, but they kept on truckin'.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at August 18, 2026 08:55 AM (JM9I6)

233 James Talarico doesn't like Texas the way it is. How would he like it to be? Name a place to emulate, James; Should all of Texas be like Los Angeles. New York, Madrid, or maybe Austin?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 08:55 AM (3MX8+)

234 Western leftists and some GOPe types want a two state solution. The Arabs don't want a two state solution, they want one state , Palestine, with Israel gone.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 08:55 AM (rp63B)

235 I shan't believe it!

Former Swalwell Ally [Rep. Jimmy Gomez] Under House Investigation for Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 08:55 AM (ndZc7)

236
Catrina's Cocina & Tequila Bar in Sherman on 82.
The works: beef, chicken, shrimp & bacon fajitas
Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 08:48 AM (CszeO)



Miguelitos north I35 just north of Sanger. Some of the best Guisada I've had. It's hard to find, and they do it REALLY well.

Not a fajita, but they DO serve it with tortillas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (2YhKe)

237 “Their body is covered with thick, reddish-brown fur. Beavers have hairless, paddle-shaped tails that are used for steering when swimming. Beavers also store fat in their tails for the winter and slap their tails against the water to warn other beavers of potential predators,” the site read.

The animals were hunted nearly to extinction in the mid-1800s

Sounds like a good start

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

238 Dunno about fajitas but today is "Bad Hair Day" in Florida:

https://tinyurl.com/yfkte2uc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (RkR9o)

239 Like the English lords on their great estates in the Victorian age, in order to be great, these nimrods tear down their own in order to feed their greed, their insatiable desire for power over others, and claims of moral superiority.

Exactly. Throughout history wealth has traditionally come from cheating, fraud, violence, slavery, rent-seeking and plunder. It wasn't until Free Markets where wealth came by serving your fellow man.

It is way beneath them to serve their fellow man.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (U4c/V)

240 Good article on SNAP in the WSJ. Especially the part where two Republicans failed to show up for a committee vote on a bill that made offending states (read fraud sinkholes) forego funding if they didn’t clean things up.

There’s your Republican caucus hard at work.

BTW I didn’t know SNAP was 100% funded by the federal government with absolutely no incentives to get rid of fraud.

Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (zQLjY)

241 Ask your geriatric urologist if Exsanguinate is right for you.

Posted by: Big Fat Farma at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

242 New York, Madrid, or maybe Austin?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 08:55 AM (3MX8+)

Upper Mexico

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

243 Trivia: who here knows, without checking, what the other thing is?

Is it that the President has to be at least 35 years old and a US citizen?

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 08:57 AM (Oy/m2)

244 Thieves nab four Renaissance paintings worth $90M from Italian gallery


==

Another one , wonder who they are selling it to.

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 08:57 AM (g47mK)

245 The argument in the past is that states and localities don't have to help the federal government enforce laws...fine.

But when you are actively impeding actions like this you are committing a crime.

And again, I want a Roosevelt solution as in what would FDR have done if in 1942 judges, governors, and AGs were attempting to help "undocumented Japanese immigrants" stay in the US.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

246 ----
That's a disturbing image...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 08:52 AM (FZ29D)



I felt slightly disturbed while typing it, but it's not my practice, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:57 AM (2YhKe)

247 It is way beneath them to serve their fellow man.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (U4c/V)

ITS A COOKBOOK!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)

248 But don't forget, it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too

Posted by: George Soros at August 18, 2026 08:57 AM (XvL8K)

249 WSJ says Democrats are going to sweep the board in November, winning both the House and Senate.

Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2026 08:58 AM (zQLjY)

250 The Arabs killed any such idea on October 7.

Anyone who believes their lies is a fool.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 08:58 AM (JvZF+)

251 Morn' all... Nate Silver has the Dems taking the House and probably The Senate by 7 points... That makes me feel better because he's usually wrong....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 08:54 AM (qJXt+)
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All the Dems I know are smugly certain of this outcome. They will learn the foibles of polling all over again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 08:58 AM (3MX8+)

252 Dunno about fajitas but today is "Bad Hair Day" in Florida:

https://tinyurl.com/yfkte2uc
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM (RkR9o)



I miss 'an eye for an eye.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

253
*shrugs*

Mamdani is promising to do great harm against NYC, and is already making good on those promises. He's extremely popular.

Same, Michelle Wu.

These people want their cities wrecked. They don't mind if their lives are bad, so long as they feel they are sticking it to Trump, Jews, other white people, rich people, and normies in far-flung places who care nothing about them.

They're Communists, and they're getting what they want. These mayors will be able to turn around and say "the chocolate ration has been increased from 50 grams to 30 grams. Things only seem worse thanks to the shenanigans of Trump, Jews, other white people, rich people, and normies in far-flung places. But we stuck it to them, and we can stick it to them again. Plus, we'll increase the chocolate ration to 15 grams."

And they'll get reelected, and then rise to higher offices.

These aren't Americans. They're extremely hostile foreigners whose single issue is sticking it to us. They view their own misfortunes as both being caused by us, and as a patriotic duty in the war against us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 08:59 AM (BI5O2)

254 > Slavery?
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 18, 2026 08:53 AM (3ImbR)

Yep. No ban on slave imports could take effect prior to 1808.






Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 08:59 AM (IG3/x)

255
And the Democrat project to put a bunch of Turd Worlders on the bench are creating a severe backlash to any of their idiotic rulings to the point where none of their decisions are considered 'law' by a large proportion of the citizenry.


Biden was asked at one point didn't he need the voters of moderates. His answer was something like "not any more!"

With massive vote fraud those blue state officials don't need 51% of the voting population to support them anymore.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 08:59 AM (sKqQm)

256 229 Morn' all... Nate Silver has the Dems taking the House and probably The Senate by 7 points... That makes me feel better because he's usually wrong....
Posted by: It's me donna
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He no longer gets internal feeds from the private Obama polling. His rep was far greater than his actual abilities. He doesn't poll himself but relies on Monte Carlo simulations using polling data as his input and predictions of who wins as output.

Bad data in, bad data comes out which is why his accuracy is pedestrian nowadays.

Wait for likely voter screenings in polling after Labor Day, that is when polling that is grossly pro Democrat because it uses ridiculous sampling suddenly becomes a close horse race. Likely voter screening only begins for most when voter registration is largely done for the election (about thirty days prior for most states).

The next bad data dump is likely to be in mid Sept about early voting crap.

TJM has it about right, coin flip right now on GOP holding house but it will be narrow either way. Senate likely to stay GOP but the margin is up for grabs.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 08:59 AM (E4rtv)

257 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
"Outstanding Refugee" winner Salman Elmi was just arrested for $1 million in Medicaid fraud, 8 felonies, and a sex trafficking ring


Elmi co-owned a Medicaid "business" that was funding a sex trafficking ring

He weaponized the trafficking ring by using the victims' stolen identities to fabricate medical billing claims

https://tinyurl.com/33trwkd6

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (NpAcC)

258 James Talarico doesn't like Texas the way it is. How would he like it to be? Name a place to emulate, James; Should all of Texas be like Los Angeles. New York, Madrid, or maybe Austin?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 08:55 AM (3MX8+)



He's a heretic. He will not be satisfied until there is Hell on Earth and Satan wins the battle with the Heavens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (2YhKe)

259 WSJ says Democrats are going to sweep the board in November, winning both the House and Senate.
Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2026 08:58 AM (zQLjY)
=======================
False, says Grok.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (3MX8+)

260 I was born in Brooklyn, kosher, produced under rabbinical supervision, in the shadows of Maimonides Hospital.

Posted by: Remember To Tip Your Mohel at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (JM9I6)

261 How did Silver conduct his poll?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

262 At least he hasn't fallen out a window. Yet.

Russian State Economist Fired After Publicly Warning About Moscow’s Economic Future

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 09:01 AM (ndZc7)

263 How did Silver conduct his poll?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)



See comment #256.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:01 AM (2YhKe)

264 A financial advantage and talking about how bad Democrats are, or will be isn’t enough. They need to talk about what they’ve done. I see very few GOP candidates doing that.

And the things you hear from people who actually vote is frightening in its lack of cogency.

Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2026 09:02 AM (zQLjY)

265 He's a heretic. He will not be satisfied until there is Hell on Earth and Satan wins the battle with the Heavens.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (2YhKe)
----
He may see the first part in his lifetime, but he'll be waiting an eternity in the fires of Gehenna before he sees the second part happening.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2026 09:03 AM (FZ29D)

266 I've been watching some Dem ads (unfortunately) and the only think they are running on is hating Trump.

I would have assumed it would be 100% gas prices but no...just "I'll fight Trump...for you!"

Which should make for an interesting campaign season when most voters in 2024 voted for Trump...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm)

267 There is more to diagnosing a disease than a positive test result. I ask myself if there is any value to diagnosing an asymptomatic person with a disease. Self-limited conditions for the most part do not require diagnosis. . . .

Posted by: muldoon at August 18, 2026


***
When my employer started that testing stuff during the Sniffle Scare, I went twice. The second time, seeing nobody was watching, I simply put the Q-tip into the vessel without swabbing my nose.

It came back negative, of course -- but with no comment about "No specimen detected."

After that, I simply deleted the emails telling me I was due for testing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)

268 > $1 million in Medicaid fraud, 8 felonies, and a sex trafficking ring

This is just the sort of high achiever that we want in our country. I mean, that's a storybook, man.



Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at August 18, 2026 09:03 AM (IG3/x)

269 263 How did Silver conduct his poll?
Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)


See comment #256.
Posted by: Sponge at August 18, 2026 09:01 AM

All models are wrong.
Some models are useful.

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

270 Ossoff calls PDTs assistant Natalie a slut and PSacky joins in.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM (/+uur)

271 This is the second day running some nic has shown up here pushing this claim the WSJ says Demos will take both houses. I'd like to see a link, because otherwise we can conclude this is trolling.

Not that it would surprise me if they did say this, since the WSJ editorial page is largely anti-Trump and the news section is rabidly anti-Trump and maybe even pro-socialist.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM (3MX8+)

272 265 Kudos to you, Perfesser, for using “Gehenna.” What a great word.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

273 With massive vote fraud those blue state officials don't need 51% of the voting population to support them anymore.
Posted by: 18-1

Until they start appearing as strange fruit decorating lamp posts. You don't piss off an armed citizenry which is why the Democrats and RINOs like Cornyn are so damned fixed on taking guns away.

At the end of the day, you have to have support from the citizenry over the longer run, more so in a large country with islands of blue in seas of red American counties.

Everyone suspects our elections now are fake and gay and that foreign money is buying our politicians. That is a knife edge away from wholesale decision by the public to seek a Caesar to put the ruling class back in its box.

It is easier to appease one Caesar than the endless asshole blue politicians and their hideous corporate trading class that seek to ruin us and at the same time rule over us.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM (E4rtv)

274 The Republicans will hold the Senate. The House will depend on how crazy the Dems behave between now and November.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:05 AM (rp63B)

275 The animals were hunted nearly to extinction in the mid-1800s

Sounds like a good start
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 08:56 AM


Because, to quote The Fat Electrician, "their fur made dope-ass hats."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:05 AM (LQKAS)

276 Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2026 08:52 AM (zQLjY)

Granted Democrats who run things do an awful job, but actually a number of Democrat woman Governors actually have children including Abigail what's her name from Va and the Governor of NJ- Mikey Sherrill . It would be interesting ( for me anyway) to know which female D Governors have children. I don't know but I think most of them probably do . Maura Healey is a gay woman with no children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 09:05 AM (xSAlF)

277 A couple years ago around this time, polls showed Kamala Harris was going to be the next POTUS.

She lost every swing state and the popular vote.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 09:05 AM (viF8m)

278 274 The Republicans will hold the Senate. The House will depend on how crazy the Dems behave between now and November.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:05 AM (rp63B)

This is where I'm at... And I'm a pessimist...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 09:06 AM (qJXt+)

279 FL Socialist Elijah Manley says only a black Democrat should hold the congressional seat he's running for.

"One of the last remaining opportunity districts that we have in the South being held by a white Democrat, that's unacceptable."

I look to a day when people will be judged by the color of their skin, not by the content of their character.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

280 270 Ossoff calls PDTs assistant Natalie a slut and PSacky joins in.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM
++++

Ok, but is she an IGNORANT slut?

Posted by: Jane Curtin at August 18, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

281 "All of it is performative bullshit to distinguish them from the hated Muricans."

Woke Leftism is a kind of religion where you get to feel good because of the purity of your beliefs, without ever having to make a personal sacrifice. That's for the untermenschen.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2026 09:06 AM (dtajH)

282 Kudos to you, Perfesser, for using “Gehenna.” What a great word.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)



I've heard he's one a dem edumacated types......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:06 AM (2YhKe)

283 And the things you hear from people who actually vote is frightening in its lack of cogency.

This has been the case for a long time now.

I talk with people who complain about some issue, then go re-elect the pol that directly created that issue. And I don't mean this is a complex issue where you could analyze it in different ways - I mean where the candidate runs on "I will pass law X". My LIVs acquaintances say "I hate X". Then they vote for the candidate who wins and implements X and the LIVs complain about it.

While getting rid of the millions of fraudulent ballots is obviously issue #1, getting this class of people to stop voting is issue #2.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

284 I was born in Brooklyn, kosher

Posted by: Remember To Tip Your Mohel at August 18, 2026 09:00 AM (JM9I6)
-

Not buying it. None of us chew our cud or have cloven hooves.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:07 AM (RkR9o)

285 Jen Pskanki is still a thing?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 09:07 AM (IG3/x)

286 They need to talk about what they’ve done. I see very few GOP candidates doing that.

Posted by: That Guy
____________

And what would that be? Having a GOPe house and senate has done very little to help Trump.

Posted by: George Soros at August 18, 2026 09:07 AM (XvL8K)

287
Because, to quote The Fat Electrician, "their fur made dope-ass hats."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:05 AM (LQKAS)



His telling of "Geronimo the Beaver" is epic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:08 AM (2YhKe)

288 Is this Natalie chick hawt? Trump tends to surround himself with hawt women.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

289 Probably silly of me but I am hoping that things in Dearborn don't get too out of control.

There a real potential for violence today as a large group of bikers has come to town for a pigroast to incite the locals during a meeting of the city counsel.

Posted by: pawn at August 18, 2026 09:08 AM (L5eIP)

290 It is easier to appease one Caesar than the endless asshole blue politicians and their hideous corporate trading class that seek to ruin us and at the same time rule over us.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:04 AM (E4rtv)

Same idea as CSL quote on do-gooders

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:08 AM (/+uur)

291 Jen Pskanki is still a thing?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 09:07 AM (IG3/x)



She's now a lying c*nt on MSNow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:08 AM (2YhKe)

292 You rarely see "Gehenna" in a limerick.

Posted by: Oops wrong thread at August 18, 2026 09:09 AM (2Ez/1)

293 271 This is the second day running some nic has shown up here pushing this claim the WSJ says Demos will take both houses. I'd like to see a link, because otherwise we can conclude this is trolling.

Not that it would surprise me if they did say this, since the WSJ editorial page is largely anti-Trump and the news section is rabidly anti-Trump and maybe even pro-socialist.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
========
Murdochs hate Trump. I hate the Murdochs and refuse to watch Fox because of those foreign assholes--they are Globo Homo and ruined every new organization that they have purchased. Old man Murdoch has his own wife as a Chicom handler back the day before he moved on to Mick Jagger's leavings. He recently dumped a fiancee because she was too overtly Christian and he found her talk of afterlife disturbing.

James is a chip off the old block and his other son got kicked out NewsCorp because a) James wanted no rivals, and b) the other son is even more globo homo fake climate crisis crap and his wife is the one that said "We Did It" when Fox pulled its AZ shit in 2020. Denaturalize those assholes and send them back to Australia who thoroughly deserve them.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:09 AM (E4rtv)

294 It says that 120,640 Canadians left Canada.

Here's an even more shocking statistic. In 2016, Canada legalized assisted suicide. Now eight times as many Canadians die from euthanasia as in car accidents. Increasingly, Canadians are anxious to leave either for another country or the undiscovered country.

=======================
Emigrate or be killed is a bad look for Canada's future. No wonder Alberta is running a referendum on secession.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:09 AM (3MX8+)

295 I'm rooting for luther Campbell from 2Live Crew in the Florida Cong Dem primary. Manley is a racist and Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a dirt bag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:09 AM (rp63B)

296 This is where I'm at... And I'm a pessimist...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 09:06 AM (qJXt+)

I think we've been through this before. You're a realist who thinks she's a pessimist....

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 09:09 AM (+rw6l)

297 Some people seem to think that beaver hats were like cookskin caps (with the head and tail), but in reality the hairs from the fur were used to make a high-quality felt. No recognizable beaver anatomy.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (IG3/x)

298 The Arabs don't want a two state solution, they want one state , Palestine, with Israel gone.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 08:55 AM (rp63B)

How many times and in how many ways do they need to tell us before it sinks in?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (b4LBp)

299 She's now a lying c*nt on MSNow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:08 AM (2YhKe)

You're gonna have to be a lot more specific.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (+rw6l)

300 288 Is this Natalie chick hawt? Trump tends to surround himself with hawt women.
Posted by: Bulg
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She is someone who lived because Trump got the Right to Try act passed where dying people can access non FDA approved drugs--in her case, she was dying of bone cancer. Medicine worked, she recovered and then went to work for OAN, then Trump as a scheduler.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (E4rtv)

301 I'm rooting for luther Campbell from 2Live Crew in the Florida Cong Dem primary. Manley is a racist and Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a dirt bag
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:09 AM (rp63B)



Wait, he's running? EPIC! The rally music must be off the chain.

POP dat pussy baby!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (2YhKe)

302 “I’ve worked for Republicans like Senator Cornyn my entire career, but this year I’m proud to be joining James Talarico’s campaign,” Smith said.

Paxton voters right once again.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)

303 I would have assumed it would be 100% gas prices but no...just "I'll fight Trump...for you!

And what exactly are they going to fight against?

Trump lowered taxes, historic lows in illegal immigration and crime; ended wars, made America energy independent, brought down pharma prices, reduced inflation, restoring faith in institutions, defanging Iran, working to revolutionize "clean" energy through nukes and alternative thermals, restoring monuments and public parks, lowering unemployment, doing the necessary legwork in increasing "affordability", recovering hundreds of billions lost to fraud, tariffs to increase competitiveness...

Which of those needs to be fought?

Generally, when I hear the words "fight" you can just drop in "tax" and be a whole lot more clear on their intentions

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 09:11 AM (NzX/y)

304 Could I show you something in a racoon hat?

Posted by: Fess Parker at August 18, 2026 09:11 AM (2Ez/1)

305
You're gonna have to be a lot more specific.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (+rw6l)



Nah. Not really. They're all pretty much the same, aren't they?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (2YhKe)

306 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Public polls miss swings in Turnout, as they assume past patterns. This will be especially true for a mid-term.

This will favor the Rs if people just get off their asses.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (dtajH)

307
Until they start appearing as strange fruit decorating lamp posts. You don't piss off an armed citizenry which is why the Democrats and RINOs like Cornyn are so damned fixed on taking guns away.


In most blue states you have a city that is full of:

Illegals
People working for the government
Clients of the office holders

No one in this group is going to rebel. From this position they loot the rest of the state and fix the vote. If the people from the 'burbs or rural areas were to come in they'll arrange for those people to be arrested or sick the feral yutes on them.

And I'll give you a very minor example of this. During the summer of 2020 a group of protestors went to Maura Healey's house and peacefully protested on the street outside of her property. Healey, fresh from letting BLM vandalize Boston and publicly arguing they had a right to do so had these protestors arrested.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

308 How many times and in how many ways do they need to tell us before it sinks in?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (b4LBp)

It's another taquiyya sunrise
Wondering if I'm goin' wise or tell a lie

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (+rw6l)

309 >>Is this Natalie chick hawt? Trump tends to surround himself with hawt women.

She very attractive. More importantly, she credits Trump with helping save her life by signing the Right To Try law that gave her access to experimental bone cancer treatment drugs.

It's an entirely made up bullshit smear against her and Trump because that's what leftists do.

More importantly, the case against Swalwell and Fang Bang is real and turning into a real scandal. And of course they ignore that.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (viF8m)

310
This will favor the Rs if people just get off their asses.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (dtajH)



We're in trouble.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (2YhKe)

311 I think it's safe to ignore the polls and the WSJ when it come to anything about politics.

The proverbial call went out to set the narrative that the Democrats, with an assist from the Democratic Socialists are going to run the table at midterms.

The "polls" are really nothing more than propaganda to get people who believe in that shit to stay home, or vote for the "winning side."

To a certain degree, it's working. It's being discussed here. Personally, I'm not buying it. YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2026 09:13 AM (2Cry5)

312
More importantly, the case against Swalwell and Fang Bang is real and turning into a real scandal. And of course they ignore that.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 09:12 AM (viF8m)



And yet, nothing will happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:13 AM (2YhKe)

313 And what exactly are they going to fight against?


That's the interesting part. They apparently think arguing they will fight Trump is a better choice then arguing something specific like fight to raise taxes or fight to keep illegals here.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 09:13 AM (sKqQm)

314 couple years ago around this time, polls showed Kamala Harris was going to be the next POTUS.

She lost every swing state and the popular vote.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 09:05 AM (viF8m)

I can't see the Dems finding themselves a way around nominating her in 28. South Carolina is going to King-maker that Dong-taker, and they're going to piss off the violent 58% of their base.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 09:14 AM (PGK1w)

315 She is someone who lived because Trump got the Right to Try act passed where dying people can access non FDA approved drugs--in her case, she was dying of bone cancer. Medicine worked, she recovered and then went to work for OAN, then Trump as a scheduler.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:10 AM (E4rtv)
======================
And now Democrats are trying to turn her into Monica Lewinsky 2.0, because women in their world are either Karens or hated by Karens. Jon Ossof is a scumbag who thinks a young woman working for the White House is not to be admired, she is instead to be mocked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:14 AM (3MX8+)

316 Always trust the polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

317 I'll give another Healey anecdote.

A few years back there was a terrible story in MA about an illegal raping a 14 year old.

A reporter, amazingly, asked her about it. Her response? She said, "Well, these things happen you know?" and rolled her eyes.

And yes she got re-elected after this.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (sKqQm)

318 A financial advantage and talking about how bad Democrats are, or will be isn’t enough. They need to talk about what they’ve done. I see very few GOP candidates doing that.

------

Well, Republicans are metaphysically useless, but that wouldn't help much.

"Dems did X, Y, and Z."

"SHUT UP U R RACIST"

The strategy can't be to move Dem voters. Just to motivate Trump voters. GOP candidates are not capable of that. They'd have to convince normies that they aren't part of the Democrat problem, which they can't do, because they are, and we know it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (BI5O2)

319 It fajitas were just meat and onions, I could deal with them.

Sadly, there's no mechanism to remove the large chunks of peppers from the dish. No such technology exists.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)

320 The Republicans I think will turnout this midterm. The Dems have the DSA problem which might cause some Dems to not turnout. In Michigan some Jewish Dems are organizing for Rogers. Good sign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (rp63B)

321 Hasidic men wear Beaver hats. Nice looking felt. A fine piece of goods.

Posted by: Biberhiet at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (JM9I6)

322
Generally, when I hear the words "fight" you can just drop in "tax" and be a whole lot more clear on their intentions
Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 09:11 AM (NzX/y)



He ended wars, yet started a seemingly endless one that has fuel prices back to Biden era levels, rising the prices of consumer goods across the board.

Voters will remember come November, especially if that's still the case.

Diesel at $5 a gallon come election day, R's stay home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (2YhKe)

323 I'll say this for Jon Ossof. If I had an attractive daughter I wouldn't worry for her to be alone with him. If I had a son though? No way

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2026 09:16 AM (sKqQm)

324 She very attractive. More importantly, she credits Trump with helping save her life by signing the Right To Try law that gave her access to experimental bone cancer treatment drugs.

It's an entirely made up bullshit smear against her and Trump because that's what leftists do.

More importantly, the case against Swalwell and Fang Bang is real and turning into a real scandal. And of course they ignore that.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I think this was Ossoff and his staff thinking internet snark like Obama did would fly. He is backpeddling on the insult yesterday and today because he is not an naturally likable guy and this made him look mean.

Most of his money being raised is from out of state and he didn't win the first time--the cheat got him and Warnock his office. That being said, Warnock is more genuine than Ossof is. Genuine black race baiting Atlanta Democrat is Warnock.

Ossoff is an empty suit willing to be directed where his donors and staff point him.

The degree of cheat is what will determine success or failure of his reelection.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:16 AM (E4rtv)

325 His telling of "Geronimo the Beaver" is epic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:08 AM


That video is never not funny.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2026 09:16 AM (LQKAS)

326 Hey, maybe Sid can point to a Democrat-run city or state that is not a fucking disaster area. Some place where Dems control the whole government and can do whatever they want. They are all disasters, or well on their way to being a disaster.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:16 AM (8mR+H)

327 I have thought the R's will hold without deserving it, and still do, provisionally.

I keep wondering if it's better for the phony Democrat "movement" they are about to foist on the country in 2027 if they win, split or lose in November.

I think "lose with a surprisingly strong showing from DSA" makes the most sense from a "narrative" perspective. It gives them a path to sand, salt and seed. But we will see.

They may REALLY need the House for his final two years in which case all bets are off.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 09:17 AM (+rw6l)

328
Sadly, there's no mechanism to remove the large chunks of peppers from the dish. No such technology exists.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (ExV1e)



"I'll have the beef fajitas, onions only" seems a bit too much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:17 AM (2YhKe)

329 324 I'll say this for Jon Ossof. If I had an attractive daughter I wouldn't worry for her to be alone with him. If I had a son though? No way
Posted by: 18-1

Tossof has two daughters fwiw. But Trump dismissed the whole crap that Tossof was trying to pick a fight with him by calling Tossof Peewee Herman. And in fact, he does favor Peewee Herman in appearance.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (E4rtv)

330 they're going to piss off the violent 58% of their base.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 09:14 AM (PGK1w)


Huzzah!

Although...I don't think Chlamydia Harris is a lock. She is such a stupendously bad campaigner, and to hide that takes money. Who is going to contribute to a proven loser?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (k5CNB)

331 Way to go Ossoff, disparage cancer survivors, that's the ticket to heart and minds of America!

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (g47mK)

332
James is a chip off the old block and his other son got kicked out NewsCorp because a) James wanted no rivals, and b) the other son is even more globo homo fake climate crisis crap and his wife is the one that said "We Did It" when Fox pulled its AZ shit in 2020. Denaturalize those assholes and send them back to Australia who thoroughly deserve them.
Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:09 AM (E4rtv)
*****
Fox is actually gotten a lot more conservative and hired a lot more conservative people at their station. It's become a breath of fresh compared to everybody else.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

333 322 Hasidic men wear Beaver hats. Nice looking felt. A fine piece of goods.
Posted by: Biberhiet at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM


It does have a certain appeal...

https://youtu.be/9PmWEElulG8

Posted by: George Costanza at August 18, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

334 Different opinion: The Dems put SC first to get the blacks out of the way and to lessen their power.

Posted by: MJ at August 18, 2026 09:19 AM (XOmY9)

335 Damn dolphins!

Dolphins Filmed Using Shells to Trap Prey for the First Time

She instantly recognized the behavior as “shelling,” when dolphins flush prey into a large empty seasnail shell. Then, the impromptu fish trap to the surface and drains the quarry into their mouths like a fishy oyster shooter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

336 >>And yet, nothing will happen.

I wouldn't be so sure. Biden's DOJ is not in charge and taking bribes from a CCP spy is kind of a big deal.

The only reason we know the scandal is real is because Trump's DOJ is releasing files Biden hid.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2026 09:19 AM (viF8m)

337 Fox is actually gotten a lot more conservative and hired a lot more conservative people at their station. It's become a breath of fresh compared to everybody else.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)


Their top shows are definitely Conservative...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 09:20 AM (qJXt+)

338 How come fajitas don't have mushrooms?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 18, 2026 09:20 AM (2Ez/1)

339
VIDEO: Rabid Beavers Attack Two Teenagers at Maryland State Park


I saw Rabid Beavers open for the Dickies at the Mudd Club in '78.*


*If someone hasn't already made this joke...Wh0o are you people?!?!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2026 09:20 AM (iJfKG)

340 This story has everything.

Lesbian cop charged with stalking ex using Flock cameras

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 18, 2026 09:21 AM (ndZc7)

341 Is Ossoff from Georgia or is he a transplant from another state?

He kind of reminds me of an idiot in a clown suit.

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (Oy/m2)

342 many candidates think that turning over their social media accounts to Zoomers will make them look hip, in reality, they end up looking extremely dimwitted

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (g47mK)

343 Although...I don't think Chlamydia Harris is a lock. She is such a stupendously bad campaigner, and to hide that takes money. Who is going to contribute to a proven loser?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (k5CNB)



Let's check their stable:

Kumswala Harris
Gavin Newsome
Pete Buttigieg
Michael Bloomberg (He LOVES attention)
I'm missing a few, I'm sure.

Who lights a fire under ANYONE, really, that can carry 75 million votes?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (2YhKe)

344 I was attacked by a rabid beaver once.

It was fleet week and just as I came ashore this brunette woman grabbed me, dragged me into an alley and assaulted me, the rest of my buddies, and I think everyone that came ashore that day. Sandra was her name if I remember?

Posted by: Some sailor that got fluked at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (sKqQm)

345 Heh, I saw Rabid Beavers open for Third Eye Blind at the Red Room in '02!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)

346 342 Is Ossoff from Georgia or is he a transplant from another state?

He kind of reminds me of an idiot in a clown suit.
Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (Oy/m2)

Well , the Dems do claim to have a Big Tent....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 09:23 AM (qJXt+)

347 Staring at 9 Apache helicopters flying over slow in a V formation, followed by several more.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfkd49m

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:23 AM (RkR9o)

348 344 You left out AOC. I think she could have real momentum.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

349 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (k5CNB)

I'm still not sure how we don't "know" that voters don't pick the Democrat Nominee, but here we are. Democrats are allergic to Democracy. Even their name is a lie. The nominee is already chosen. Maybe there's a backup in case they get hit by a bus or something else unforseen.

If the general election is intended to be in any way real it will not be Harris. Pretty sure it's a dude, that is the zeitgeist. If the GE is sealed up for the D's, then it absolutely could be Harris. But not because the primary voters chose her.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (+rw6l)

350 Third Eye Blind at the Red Room in '02!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (X8xt3)



Isn't the 3rd eye a reference to the penis?

It being blind, does that mean it can be shoved in any hole?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (2YhKe)

351 The Republicans I think will turnout this midterm. The Dems have the DSA problem which might cause some Dems to not turnout. In Michigan some Jewish Dems are organizing for Rogers. Good sign
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2026 09:15 AM (rp63B)
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Texas and Michigan are now considered toss-up races.
Talafreako has raised over 70 million and Paxton only 9 million.
Ken Paxton hasn't been campaigning like he should.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (NpAcC)

352 "I'll have the beef fajitas, onions only" seems a bit too much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:17 AM (2YhKe)


Or... use the provided fork.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

353 Rabid Beavers was our garage band name for a while.

Posted by: The Monkees at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

354 He ended wars, yet started a seemingly endless one that has fuel prices back to Biden era levels, rising the prices of consumer goods across the board.

Voters will remember come November, especially if that's still the case.

Diesel at $5 a gallon come election day, R's stay home.
Posted by: Sponge
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GOP will turnout. It is the independents that may or may not. It is not as if the Democrats are covering themselves in glory as they are losing on most issues polled and have a smaller margin on the few they lead. And DSA nutbags like El Sayed do not say to independent voters that the Dems are concerned about affordability. That race alone may have guaranteed a GOP hold in the Senate.

House was always going to be close with the fake 2020 Census by Biden and their total gerrymandering the GOP in CA even before the last one. But the GOP is returning service on gerrymandering finally and as a result, has more safe seats than the Dems at this point given prior voting behavior in those districts. That means the Democrats have to sweep contested seats and in a second term midterm, lot harder to do.

5 seats more or less may make the difference.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (E4rtv)

355 Who lights a fire under ANYONE, really, that can carry 75 million votes?

Jean Francois Cary reporting for duty!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

356 Trump and Elon need to help with the money for Paxton in Texas

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

357 How did Silver conduct his poll?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Three hoof scratches, a whinny and two neighs.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 18, 2026 09:25 AM (CszeO)

358 You left out AOC. I think she could have real momentum.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)



Can't believe I missed, but did say I knew I was missing.

Valid.

However, is she carrying a national weight that will get her 75 million votes?

Could she win Governor of NY?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:25 AM (2YhKe)

359 209 I heard Sunday is whiskey sour day. I'll drink to that.
Posted by: Lush Life at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (LxTdt)



Suddenly remembering all the bar mitzvahs, including mine, from the early/mid 70's where we all got hammered on them!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2026 09:26 AM (x0n13)

360 ****
Texas and Michigan are now considered toss-up races.
Talafreako has raised over 70 million and Paxton only 9 million.
Ken Paxton hasn't been campaigning like he should.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (NpAcC)


Texas ? I doubt it... Michigan would be a seat gained...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 09:26 AM (qJXt+)

361 The Massachusetts law permitting infanticide conflicts with murder statutes. I hope to see some OBGYN arrested and tried for murder, if this actually ever happens. Let courts try to split this baby.

If nothing else, the indictment would name and shame.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:26 AM (vN3wy)

362 There’s a suburb of Detroit called Big Beaver.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

363 Fox is actually gotten a lot more conservative and hired a lot more conservative people at their station. It's become a breath of fresh compared to everybody else.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)
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There seem to be exceptions:

https://tinyurl.com/4a5xdz4n

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:26 AM (RkR9o)

364 347 Staring at 9 Apache helicopters flying over slow in a V formation, followed by several more.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfkd49m
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:23 AM
++++

Either Lebanon just launched or Netanyahu's wife ordered a pizza.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)

365 Oh, I see... That Guy was saying the GOP needs to talk about their own accomplishments in contrast to Dem misbehavior. Sorry; I misunderstood.

That's a problem because they have done absolutely nothing besides stonewall and thwart Trump's agenda. Exactly like in 2017-2018. There's no hiding it from the voters anymore: the GOP is metaphysically useless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)

366 Don't forget Maine is anti-ICE nuts also.

They passed three laws all aimed at thwarting ICE operations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

367 Talafreako has raised over 70 million and Paxton only 9 million.
Ken Paxton hasn't been campaigning like he should.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (NpAcC)



This is a concern, however, he didn't campaign and tore Cornyn a new a-hole. I'm guessing they think the same for the general election.

I would like to see them spend SOME $$$$ here and get more visibility into, if nothing else, the psychosis of Talarico.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe)

368 357 How did Silver conduct his poll?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Ouija Board..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (qJXt+)

369 It's primary day here in Florida. I haven't really paid too much attention to who is running.

Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (Oy/m2)

370 Don't underestimate AOC. It was brought up in conversation with some lib friends that she was running for president. I said she had no chance since she was dumber than a box of hammers. One of them screeched back, "You wanna talk dumb?! Look at Trump! Dumbest president ever!!!"

*sigh*

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (3ImbR)

371 I feel ya Mr. Beaver.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (y+Apl)

372 Who lights a fire under ANYONE, really, that can carry 75 million votes?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM (2YhKe)


I wouldn't bet against a dark horse. Beshear?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 09:28 AM (k5CNB)

373 >>There’s a suburb of Detroit called Big Beaver.


"Hiya!"

-- Athol, MA

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:28 AM (X8xt3)

374 One Whiskey Sour is OK. I remember multiple Comfort Sours not sitting too well on the stomach.

Posted by: Kweasy Mfume at August 18, 2026 09:28 AM (JM9I6)

375
Either Lebanon just launched or Netanyahu's wife ordered a pizza.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)




Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:28 AM (2YhKe)

376 I heard Sunday is whiskey sour day. I'll drink to that.
Posted by: Lush Life at August 18, 2026 08:51 AM (LxTdt)
-

Suddenly remembering all the bar mitzvahs, including mine, from the early/mid 70's where we all got hammered on them!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 18, 2026 09:26 AM (x0n13)
-

I remember the first wedding I ever went to. Must've been about 7 years old. I thought the punch fountain was full of Hawaiian Punch.

I found out.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 09:28 AM (RkR9o)

377 That's gonna be some spicy pizza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2026 09:29 AM (2GVsD)

378 >357 How did Silver conduct his poll?

Reading rabid beaver entrails.

Posted by: davidt at August 18, 2026 09:29 AM (Q+gd/)

379 I wouldn't bet against a dark horse. Beshear?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 09:28 AM (k5CNB)



Tall task, that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)

380 The U.S. Refugee Admissions Program (USRAP) is in uncharted territory. It has been suspended since late January 2025. Under the suspension, only refugees who qualify for an exception are being admitted to the United States. The refugee ceiling (the maximum number of refugees that can be admitted) for FY2026 is currently 17,500, the lowest in the history of the USRAP. As of June 30, 2026, FY2026 refugee admissions totaled 7,730.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:29 AM (/+uur)

381 You left out AOC. I think she could have real momentum.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

Lefty forums are full to bursting of commenters lamenting that America simply won't elect a woman. They don't want a woman nominee.

The fun part is that Dem Establishment is trying like hell to force Kamala on them. That'll be hard, but doable.

Which, ironically, will be the first time Kamala's ever been forced on something hard but doable.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 09:29 AM (PGK1w)

382 Let's check their stable:

Kumswala Harris
Gavin Newsome
Pete Buttigieg
Michael Bloomberg (He LOVES attention)
I'm missing a few, I'm sure.

Who lights a fire under ANYONE, really, that can carry 75 million votes?
Posted by: Sponge at August 18, 2026 09:22 AM

*ahem*

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)

383 TX has a Republican Mid-Term Convention in September. That is good advertising. Maybe it will wake up Paxton.

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (g47mK)

384 Texas and Michigan are now considered toss-up races.
Talafreako has raised over 70 million and Paxton only 9 million.
Ken Paxton hasn't been campaigning like he should.
Posted by: redridinghood

Tell me exactly what news sources you are watching and I will tell you what the prediction of that news source will be. First, turn off fox, its polling is abysmal and has been since Murdochs hired a Dem operative in the Obammy years to conduct their polls. Second, the ridiculous interactive polling bullshit affiliated with Baris is junk. This is the poll that had Massie winning for example. Hybrid models using online response with small samples are junk.

A) look for polls with likely voter sampling, not all people, not registered voter screens. B) for a state like Texas, you need somewhere about 900-1000 sample size using a consistent polling sample that has been replicated in the past. C), the polling operation needs to have prior Texas polling experience on a statewide basis. Then, you can figure they are reliable.

And D), the GOP always waits until after Labor Day to start its ads--GOP has a massive funding advantage and can now coordinate with candidates on spending.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (E4rtv)

385
A
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Posted by: r hennigantx at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (/+uur)

386 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 18, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

387 Rahm Emmanuel seems to be running a quiet campaign.
Got a regular column in WSJ, showing up on Sunday tv, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)

388 It makes no difference who is President. The DoJ works for the Party, period, and that's that.

That said, Swalwell might be in actual trouble. He clearly pissed off the Democrats by running in CA. They already knifed him, and they may want him to be made an example.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (BI5O2)

389 Rahm Emmanuel seems to be running a quiet campaign.
Got a regular column in WSJ, showing up on Sunday tv, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)
~~~~~

Yep. That one scares me. He has a way of coming off reasonable to those who don't know any back story.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 18, 2026 09:32 AM (3ImbR)

390 I wouldn't bet against a dark horse. Beshear?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2026 09:28 AM (k5CNB)
======================
I think a dark horse emerging from somewhere yet unknown is their best hope, and maybe their only hope.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (vN3wy)

391 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2026 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

392 But on the plus side, however bigoted, Rahm is short and Jewish. Racist dems can't handle the Jewish part, and America likes tall.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (3ImbR)

393 363 Fox is actually gotten a lot more conservative and hired a lot more conservative people at their station. It's become a breath of fresh compared to everybody else.

Posted by: redridinghood
======
Fox is fake and gay. And that is because the Murdochs hate Trump and I think that is reciprocated. And their goal is to keep you watching to sell ads and peddle foreign influence. Go back and watch ole Rupert nearly stroke out from rage when Trump announced Vance as VP selection. Rupert wanted someone else.

TV news is reality TV in essence--want information, you have to dig it out of X from reliable sources that actually crunch numbers. And you have to have enough prior knowledge to know when someone is peddling bullshit by further checking. Perfect example was the Massie primary--tv news reporting on the race was absolutely awful as was most polling there.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2026 09:34 AM (E4rtv)

394 Rahm Emmanuel seems to be running a quiet campaign.
Got a regular column in WSJ, showing up on Sunday tv, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)
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I just don't see how a guy who served in the Israeli army can expect to win a primary in the antisemitic Democrat party.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (vN3wy)

395 >>Yep. That one scares me. He has a way of coming off reasonable to those who don't know any back story.


Bingo!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:35 AM (X8xt3)

396 Which hypothetical fires up D's more as we head to 2028?

DSA's strong showing helps Democrats to big wins and taking back Congress.

Or

DSA's strong showing highlights establishment failure as Democrats fail to take back Congress

?

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 09:36 AM (+rw6l)

397 Rahm Emmanuel seems to be running a quiet campaign.
Got a regular column in WSJ, showing up on Sunday tv, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 18, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)

He's too Jewish. Same reason Harris didn't choose Shapiro in PA - with whom she very well may have won.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 09:37 AM (PGK1w)

398 How did Silver conduct his poll?
Three hoof scratches, a whinny and two neighs.

Clever, Hans.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 18, 2026 09:42 AM (zdLoL)

399 Boing.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 18, 2026 10:07 AM (qDa2L)

400 400!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 18, 2026 10:10 AM (PGK1w)

401 Don't underestimate AOC. It was brought up in conversation with some lib friends that she was running for president. I said she had no chance since she was dumber than a box of hammers. One of them screeched back, "You wanna talk dumb?! Look at Trump! Dumbest president ever!!!"

*sigh*
Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 18, 2026 09:27 AM (3ImbR)

Lesson learned? Don't have lib "friends". I would have reduced her to tears in less than 60 seconds with my reply. I have had it with these retards. And I take no prisoners. Before I retired in 2019, the libs at work would not dare to discuss politics with me. Ever. And i worked in the belly of the beast, television broadcasting in the NYC market.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 18, 2026 11:28 AM (hmYU4)

402 'Morning, all. Thanks, J.J.

Forget the DNC. Aren't the progressives consistently following a plan to change the Democrat party?

It's a bit much but: Dec. 2018, Pelosi set a target to step down from House leadership within four years ahead of the new congressional session. Jan. 2019, AOC was officially sworn into the U.S. Congress. Nov. 2025, Pelosi formally announced she would not seek reelection & would fully retire at the end of her term in Jan. 2027.

Why did Pelosi set the 1st target date? CBS News, 'At least 16 Democrats signal they would oppose Pelosi as House speaker' Nov. 19, 2018. (It was actually the 2nd rebellion, the 1st being 2016 when Ohio's Tim Ryan argued the party needed a new direction & a stronger connection to "working-class" voters.) Pelosi 'defused the rebellion' by agreeing to term limits for House leadership.

A lot of the rebellious 'kids' moved on & out, but it's interesting both Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill, then joining AOC as high profile freshman, didn't sign the letter though publicly maintaining they wouldn't vote for Pelosi on the House floor because they had won...

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 11:44 AM (NFX2v)

403 Republican-leaning districts & would prove to their voters they kept their word.

Both played centrist, service-oriented freshmen, and Congress needed a new generation of leaders. They were independents, not aligned with any aggressive caucus faction. They cast their ballots for Cheri Bustos. (Another, Anthony Brindisi, is serving as a federal judge on the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of NY (Biden appointed)).

Other interesting additions, Madeleine "Decency" Dean of PA also sworn in Jan. 2019, and Mary Gay Scanlon, who technically entered Congress Nov. 13, 2018, because she won a special election to fill the immediate vacancy of a Republican Rep. who resigned April. (Note the Court had also just created a new 5th Congressional District in PA in 2018, and the structural shift turned the District into a reliably safe Democratic district, leveling the state's delegation from 13-5 Republican majority to a 9-9 tie.)

But Republicans won control of the U.S. House of Representatives. Since Pelosi wasn't going to be Speaker, she 'chose to hand the minority leadership reins to a new generation.' House Democrats elected Hakeem Jeffries as their new leader Nov. '22.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 11:44 AM (NFX2v)

404 The historic, unanimous vote made him the 1st African American to lead a major political party in either chamber of the United States Congress.

AOC, a NY member, keeps a separation from the national DSA organization.

A few months ago, James Carville was pretty critical of AOC, viewing her brand of progressive politics as a major liability for the Democrat party.

Yesterday on Fox, he's not concerned about socialists taking over the Democrat Party and, suddenly, praises AOC for finally shifting her rhetoric toward the center. And on Sunday, Hakeem Jeffries also said he didn't back the agenda of DSA.

Timing.

As long as "Obamacare" is kept as the framework for Medicare/Medicaid expansion, the Democrat party shifts faster & further Left, though denying moving towards full blown socialism.

And while Steny Hoyer & James Clyburn have also stepped down from formal Democrat House leadership positions, for a younger generation of leaders, Clyburn is running again.

To rise, Sanders' AOC needs both Jeffries and Clyburn, who will also keep eyes on the new House socialists, including Chris Rabb, Adam Hamawry and more, time being.

Order #227, and excelling at theater.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 11:44 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 18 August 2026

Top Story



Tech News



Musical Interlude




Disclaimer: I am the Lexx. The most powerful destructive weapon in the two universes! Stanley Tweedle is my captain. I blow up planets for him.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:45 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Morning all

Posted by: Tuna at August 18, 2026 04:49 AM (lJ0H4)

2 w00t hi tuna

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9)

3 BOING!

I hate Windows!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 04:50 AM (P3X50)

4 I feel so lonely here, I guess I just go take a nap and hope for the best.

Posted by: iworkout47 at August 18, 2026 04:53 AM (CiQE7)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2026 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

6 "Meta faces a $1.4 trillion fine in a case brought by multiple US stats over (checks notes) creating a product that people wanted to use."

Statistics have standing to sue now? I knew the USA was a litigious society, but dang.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 04:59 AM (O7YUW)

7 I hope Gloria Gaynor found some happiness after she wrote " Walk on By". She is 82,years old and if the internet is be believed ,she was divorced after not too long of a time and that she always wanted children, but didn't have any because her husband didn't and that she is a donor and supporter of the Republican Party.

Quite a voice!
.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 04:59 AM (JrHfD)

8 Statistics have standing to sue now? I knew the USA was a litigious society, but dang.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 04:59 AM (O7YUW)

Settlements with error bars would be a trial lawyer's worst nightmare...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:05 AM (Ot/FD)

9 >>>GitHub went. (The Register)

"developers took to social media to vent their frustration as Monday Mondayed even harder"

heh

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

10 OpenAI and the 8 gigawatt power center: 1 gigawatt is a single nuclear reactor's worth of power. Most nuclear facilities only have 1 or 2 reactors.

That's a LOT of power demand for one site.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:07 AM (O7YUW)

11 Developers seem fun:

"Maybe," pondered one developer, "the AI code submissions are too massive for them servers."

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:08 AM (odBC9)

12
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 18, 2026 05:08 AM (AMvSw)

13 10 OpenAI and the 8 gigawatt power center: 1 gigawatt is a single nuclear reactor's worth of power. Most nuclear facilities only have 1 or 2 reactors.

That's a LOT of power demand for one site.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:07 AM (O7YUW)

A smart man would assume they're not crazy, and have good reason to believe that 8 GW reactors are just over the horizon and plan accordingly.

A wise man would probably just assume they're crazy, stupid, and/or being lied to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:11 AM (Ot/FD)

14 LEXX was such a strange show.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:12 AM (O7YUW)

15 >>>any such problems are my responsibility to fix, but also means that I can fix them

Well, it presumes that you can fix them....

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:12 AM (odBC9)

16 Thoughtful reflection on Deuteronomy 7:12-14 from a person who lives in Java , and is about hearing God's voice. It is an appropriate devotional for both interested Christians and Jews.

https://tinyurl.com/tr5sa5n2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 05:20 AM (IbQ1f)

17 The whole "flock" thing amuses me. Too little, too late. Every time you've seen a cop sitting on the side of the road letting people speed past, run red lights, and not do a damn thing about it, and wonder "why?!?!?!".... They're just sitting there collecting plates. That's their duty. For years and years now.

But stick that whole getup on a little signpost and suddenly it's the end of Democracy as we know it... Well, too late. You've been soaking in it for at least ten years now.

Don't even get me started on the little spy-machine pocket rectangle everyone carries around with them. We've already accepted it. "They" know who you are and where you are and where you're going to be. Even if petty vandalism and yootoob shorts gets these panopticon lollipops to all disappear, nothing changes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:22 AM (Ot/FD)

18 from the ONT; good one:

187 I was sort of throwing stuff at the wall today and realized something I knew but had never thought about. The Left (leftists, not leftards) doesn't care about ideology at all. One of the reasons they always end up killing each other. All they really care about is that they can make you lie for them.

Because whether you're a big dummy or a very low personality, if you will repeat their lies, they know you are controllable. That's one of the reasons (besides the obvious) that lying is so integral to everything they do. Anyone can tell the truth about something, even accidentally, or when it suits them. But if you are willing to repeat a particular lie, or set of lies, you are temporarily useful.
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:00 AM (vE0+H)

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)

19 Man finds his father whom he had never known after 55 years. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/mj7nzufv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 05:23 AM (IbQ1f)

20 GitHub article:

GitHub parent Microsoft boasted last year that AI was writing as much as 30 percent of the code in some of its repositories, subject to human review, according to CEO Satya Nadella.

Why would that be a boast? Or maybe that is just an off-brand use of the word.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:27 AM (odBC9)

21 Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:00 AM (vE0+H)
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:22 AM (odBC9)

I wonder if there's another, more stupid layer to it all. If you're an idiot, or just a rotten person in general, reality is tough. The truth is hard. You suck, and your life is going to be difficult because you won't deign to do any of the horrible awful things you need to do in this world to have a good time in it, like Raise a good family. Learn. Think. Pray. Forgive. Anything that normal well adjusted people have learned to do over the past twenty millennia.

So the default position becomes to Hate with a capital H everything that is Real and True, and always try to brute force the universe into the kind of fantasy land an asshole like you can live in with relative ease and comfort.

Learn? Grow? Be a better person? Nonsense! Give me all your money, sucker, this is all your fault.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:31 AM (Ot/FD)

22 In short, they don't have an "ideology" as such, it's just plain old garden variety Evil turned in to an entire worldview.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:32 AM (Ot/FD)

23 @19/FenelonSpoke: Awesome story Fen, thanks for posting that.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:34 AM (O7YUW)

24 Amazon driver in KY stops to show honor to the American flag. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/3cyzvmv5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 05:35 AM (xPsv8)

25 21 Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:00 AM (vE0+H)

I wonder if there's another, more stupid layer to it all. If you're an idiot, or just a rotten person in general, reality is tough. The truth is hard. You suck, and your life is going to be difficult because you won't deign to do any of the horrible awful things you need to do in this world to have a good time in it, like Raise a good family. Learn. Think. Pray. Forgive. Anything that normal well adjusted people have learned to do over the past twenty millennia.

So the default position becomes to Hate with a capital H everything that is Real and True, and always try to brute force the universe into the kind of fantasy land an asshole like you can live in with relative ease and comfort.

Learn? Grow? Be a better person? Nonsense! Give me all your money, sucker, this is all your fault.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:31 AM (Ot/FD)

There's "carpe diem" and there's "carping"!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:36 AM (odBC9)

26 22 In short, they don't have an "ideology" as such, it's just plain old garden variety Evil turned in to an entire worldview.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:32 AM (Ot/FD)

Agreed. I thought that was the weakest part of what "ellipsis" was saying. That could have been left out entirely from the first paragraph. It's the last sentence that's key:

"I was sort of throwing stuff at the wall today and realized something I knew but had never thought about. The Left (leftists, not leftards) doesn't care about ideology at all. One of the reasons they always end up killing each other. All they really care about is that they can make you lie for them."

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:38 AM (odBC9)

27 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:34 AM (O7YUW)

You are most welcome, dear brother of the ASHQ network.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 05:38 AM (xPsv8)

28 OpenAI has announced it is building an 8GW AI datacenter in Ohio, with a $105 billion guarantee from Nvidia. (Axios)

Uh, guys, you might want to look at a map first.



Where are they building this in Ohio? Central Ohio is kind of vague. I will assume the Columbus area.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2026 05:40 AM (sAmhv)

29 Nvidia said to back $100bn OpenAI data center in Ohio

Yahoo Finance

19 hours ago — OpenAI plans to lease up to 8 gigawatts of AI computing power at the PORTS-Pike Technology Campus in Pike County, Ohio. The project is expected ...

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:43 AM (odBC9)

30 May be time to pull some strings and drop space rocks on statehouses.

SMOD (Rocks from God) >>> Rods from God

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:45 AM (l3cgK)

31 And even though I'm not RC, I liked this story of hope and courage amidst a fallen world and the about the martyrdom of Pope Sixtus who was killed in 257 A.D. it also contains a nice quote from G.K. Chesterton on hope;

https://tinyurl.com/553zp2am

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 05:46 AM (xPsv8)

32 Is Lexx the ship that looks like a giant erect penis?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:47 AM (l3cgK)

33 OpenAI, Oracle, and SoftBank expand Stargate with five ...

OpenAI
https://openai.com
Sep 23, 2025 — One site is located in Lordstown, Ohio, where SoftBank has broken ground on an advanced data center design which is on track to be operational ...

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9)

34 32 Is Lexx the ship that looks like a giant erect penis?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


It's supposed to look like a dragonfly. Or so they claim.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 18, 2026 05:51 AM (BLOW1)

35 @32/jim (in Kalifornia): The ship is based on a Dragonfly without wings.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

36 Nvidia considers $250bn backstop for OpenAI's planned ...

Data Center Dynamics
https://www.datacenterdynamics.com

Jul 27, 2026 — Nvidia is in talks to provide a $250 billion backstop for a planned OpenAI data center in southern Ohio. The SoftBank facility could cost ...

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:51 AM (odBC9)

37 Pixy, is this a particularly awful GitHub downing or just another in a string?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:52 AM (odBC9)

38 35 @32/jim (in Kalifornia): The ship is based on a Dragonfly without wings.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

a long shaft...two balls at one end. You tell me what it looks like...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:52 AM (l3cgK)

39 Yes.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 18, 2026 05:52 AM (BLOW1)

40 I hate Windows!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 04:50 AM (P3X50)

Based on the latest evolution the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 05:53 AM (LwxhK)

41 39 Yes.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 18, 2026 05:52 AM (BLOW1)

tx

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)

42 * checks downstairs *

Not seeing a dragonfly.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 05:54 AM (VHUov)

43 40 I hate Windows!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 04:50 AM (P3X50)

Based on the latest evolution the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 05:53 AM (LwxhK)

But necessary for defenestration...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:54 AM (l3cgK)

44 38 35 @32/jim (in Kalifornia): The ship is based on a Dragonfly without wings.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 05:51 AM (O7YUW)

a long shaft...two balls at one end. You tell me what it looks like...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:52 AM (l3cgK)

Oh, Elon Musk prob'ly didn't notice that.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:54 AM (odBC9)

45 Would defenestration Windows be recursive?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:54 AM (l3cgK)

46 defenestrating, not defenestration...damn fingers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:55 AM (l3cgK)

47 45 Would [defenestrating] Windows be recursive?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:54 AM (l3cgK)

It would be a pane.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:56 AM (odBC9)

48 "It looks like you're trying to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:56 AM (Ot/FD)

49 Evening and morning, fellow satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! Is it really Tiu's Day again, already?

Awake now from a dream about attending the first half hour of rehearsals for a college play in which one attractive female cast member was going to be dressed as a cross between Tinkerbell and the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Don't ask me what it was about, or who wrote it. In my dream I had the feeling the actors were making it up as they went along. You know, kinda like real life.

I can haz coffee time now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

50 G'Day everyone
Tried a different way to job, little shorter

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 05:57 AM (o/ziI)

51 But necessary for defenestration...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026


***
Sitcom of the early Sixties: I'm Dickens, He's Fenster

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)

52 a long shaft...two balls at one end. You tell me what it looks like...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:52 AM (l3cgK)

Wait a minute. Is this some kind of test?

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 05:59 AM (LwxhK)

53 For a lark, I just searched newegg.ca (The Canadian version of NewEgg) for "5090" and found a listing for:

ASUS TUF Gaming GeForce RTX 5090 (32 gigs of GDDR7 memory).

https://tinyurl.com/mr2jb5jf

The price?

9,820.00

Hahahhahaha! No, no, a thousand times NO!!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

54 32 Is Lexx the ship that looks like a giant erect penis?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:47 AM (l3cgK)


Dildos...In....Space....

Posted by: The Muppets Show episode that never aired at August 18, 2026 06:02 AM (brIJB)

55 52 a long shaft...two balls at one end. You tell me what it looks like...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 05:52 AM (l3cgK)

Wait a minute. Is this some kind of test?
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 05:59 AM (LwxhK)

a test[icle]?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:03 AM (odBC9)

56 I had to look up I'm Dickens, He's Fenster. John Astin (later Gomez Addams) played "Dickens," Marty Ingels played "Fenster." Both later made surprising marriages: Astin married Patty Duke (13 years), Ingels married Shirley Jones (and remained with her until he died in 2015).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 06:04 AM (wzUl9)

57 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 18, 2026 06:05 AM (amcLV)

58 PJM already did cut off data ceneters in July when we had the heat wave here in the mid-Atlantic region and 6 giga-watts of generation got knocked off line. What would have been a peak 169 GW of demand was reduced to about 161 GW to keep the system from failing. Great news eh?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 18, 2026 06:07 AM (cHNrw)

59 6 minutes after and no one else here

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 06:07 AM (o/ziI)

60 Gloria Gaynor - Walk On By

You go, Gloria!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:08 AM (odBC9)

61 57 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 18, 2026 06:05 AM (amcLV)

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)

62 a test[icle]?
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:03 AM (odBC9)

Commenters seem a little testes today.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 06:10 AM (LwxhK)

63 62 a test[icle]?
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:03 AM (odBC9)

Commenters seem a little testes today.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 06:10 AM (LwxhK)

Testify!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:10 AM (odBC9)

64 Praise and Hail Schlürpo

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 06:11 AM (jPziU)

65 I couldn't tell watching the video. Does Gloria Gaynor's video feature the same song as Dionne Warwick's "Walk On By"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

66 62 a test[icle]?
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:03 AM (odBC9)

Commenters seem a little testes today.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 06:10 AM (LwxhK)

That's a ballsy rejoinder...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 06:11 AM (l3cgK)

67 Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:09 AM (odBC9)
----------
And me, with the brain the size of a planet. You call this job satisfaction? Cos' I don't.

Posted by: Marvin the Paranoid Android, HAL's backup system at August 18, 2026 06:12 AM (brIJB)

68 Testify!
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:10 AM (odBC9)

Ballsy!

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 06:12 AM (LwxhK)

69 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2026 06:13 AM (V0/Sp)

70 Testify!
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:10 AM (odBC9)

Ballsy!
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026


***
Inguin, all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

71 That's a ballsy rejoinder...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 06:11 AM (l3cgK)

That’s nuts.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 06:13 AM (LwxhK)

72 >>> I hope Gloria Gaynor found some happiness after she wrote " Walk on By". She is 82,years old

So she has survived.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2026 06:14 AM (V0/Sp)

73 ASUS TUF Gaming GeForce RTX 5090 (32 gigs of GDDR7 memory).

https://tinyurl.com/mr2jb5jf

The price?

9,820.00

Hahahhahaha! No, no, a thousand times NO!!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Missed their chance to call it the "Dragonball Edition."

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 06:14 AM (VHUov)

74 Who's the black private dick. That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft)

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:14 AM (odBC9)

75 @38/jim (in Kalifornia): "a long shaft...two balls at one end. You tell me what it looks like..."

In your analogy, that shaft is an elongated pencil with virtually no girth.

We asked "Lateesha" what she thought. Here's what she had to say:

https://youtu.be/C-4MOv61bZc

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:15 AM (O7YUW)

76 Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2026 06:14 AM (V0/Sp)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 06:15 AM (DzHyO)

77 74 Who's the black private dick. That's a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft)

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:14 AM (odBC9)

If Lexx was painted all black, would you see it coming to you in space?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 06:16 AM (l3cgK)

78 53 For a lark, I just searched newegg.ca (The Canadian version of NewEgg) for "5090"

The price?

9,820.00

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:02 AM (O7YUW)

Canadian?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:16 AM (odBC9)

79 17 The whole "flock" thing amuses me. Too little, too late. Every time you've seen a cop sitting on the side of the road letting people speed past, run red lights, and not do a damn thing about it, and wonder "why?!?!?!".... They're just sitting there collecting plates. That's their duty. For years and years now.

But stick that whole getup on a little signpost and suddenly it's the end of Democracy as we know it... Well, too late. You've been soaking in it for at least ten years now.

Don't even get me started on the little spy-machine pocket rectangle everyone carries around with them. We've already accepted it. "They" know who you are and where you are and where you're going to be.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:22 AM (Ot/

Why do defeatists come here?

Cops shouldn’t be doing that either. We have this thing called the law that as much as they want to insist they write and execute it, they do not. You have to go to your state legislature. Oh wait, that’s TOO HARD. Never mind.

Apple cannot deprive me of my liberty or kill me. Flock aids those who can and does so cheerfully. Their CEO is a nut job who thinks his surveillance cameras can end crime.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 06:16 AM (jPziU)

80 Hot again this morning, of course. I refuse to look up the heat index until after I finish working out, or I'll never go. The local weather mavens lie to us and say we'll have a low of 78 each morning for the next week; HA, says I.

Somehow their prediction of a high of 96 every day for the next week is spot on, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 06:17 AM (wzUl9)

81 Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 06:16 AM (jPziU)

Who's being defeatist? I'm being uplifitng. Stop stressing. Stop worrying. The damage has been done for years and your life ain't any the worse for it. "Oh, no they took a picture of me". Who cares.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 06:18 AM (Ot/FD)

82 Isaac Hayes (Shaft; RIP) also sang Walk On By.
Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:19 AM (odBC9)

83 79
...
Apple cannot deprive me of my liberty or kill me. Flock aids those who can and does so cheerfully. Their CEO is a nut job who thinks his surveillance cameras can end crime.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 06:16 AM (jPziU)

This is the old "trade freedom for safety" trope. Been around for more than hundreds of years, and it doesn't work. Gov't is the biggest bully on the block, and if you don't give it your lunch money, it'll beat you up and take it anyway.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 06:19 AM (l3cgK)

84 Interruptible power contracts are nothing new. We had one at the company data center I worked at back well before 2000. We had to have backup generation capacity so the local utility would ask us to go off grid and onto our generators in exchange for getting an electric rate cut. Win/Win. So long as you are notified in advance so you can make an orderly shutdown or kick in your own generating capacity I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Christopher B at August 18, 2026 06:20 AM (gx+Ks)

85 @78/m: "Canadian?"

Site: Yes.
Price: Yes.
Me: Yes.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:21 AM (O7YUW)

86
Learn? Grow? Be a better person? Nonsense! Give me all your money, sucker, this is all your fault.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 05:31 AM (Ot/FD)


And whine that you should be paid six figures for working six hours a day three days a week and retire at 50.

The Left doesn't give a damn about the real working class. The people who drive trucks, pour concrete, fix air conditioners, maintain sewage plants or clean offices. To them, those people are just dumb losers.

No, by "working class" they mean themselves. The ones who partied for four years on student debt, acquired a useless degree but no knowledge, work habits, or traits that make them valuable to an employer. No God, no sense of duty, no humility.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 06:22 AM (O0L8i)

87 Honestly, my biggest problem with the whole Flock issue is the hypocrisy of it.

The people who don't do dick to solve crimes with the resources they already take from us don't get to soak up even more of our resources to spend on fancy cameras that they will fervently also not use to do a damn thing to enforce law and order.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 06:27 AM (Ot/FD)

88 So far everyone started at 6am, seems today everyone decided to start later and didn't tell me.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 06:27 AM (o/ziI)

89 @87/Warai-otoko: "The people who don't do dick to solve crimes with the resources they already take from us don't get to soak up even more of our resources to spend on fancy cameras that they will fervently also not use to do a damn thing to enforce law and order."

THIS. This rent-seeking nonsense must be quashed hard.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:28 AM (O7YUW)

90 @88/Skip: Extra coffee drinking time for you.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:29 AM (O7YUW)

91 LEXX was fun but got a bit too goofy towards the end. Kai did go out like a badass though.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 06:31 AM (+4yJ5)

92 Wikipedia:

Hayes dropped out of high school, but his former teachers at Manassas High School in Memphis encouraged him to complete his diploma, which he did at the age of 21.

After graduating from high school, Hayes was offered several music scholarships from colleges and universities.

He turned down all of them to provide for his immediate family, working at a meat-packing plant in Memphis by day and playing nightclubs and juke joints several evenings a week in Memphis and nearby northern Mississippi.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:37 AM (odBC9)

93 It would be kind of fun to mess with these camera things, though. Walk by one. Take a little loop around where they can't see you. Walk by again five minutes later. Keep doing that for as long as you can manage to.

Next day, bring a bunch of clothing to swap in and out of and do it all again.

Next day, start doing it walking backwards.

Next day, get a whole bunch of people to join you

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 06:38 AM (Ot/FD)

94 I see that this is one of the ones going in on former gummint nuclear facility land.

That's happening because Trump has the authority to lease those lands outright. The Communist Party or Congress (but I repeat myself) have nothing to say about it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 06:39 AM (YuVlV)

95 @93/Warai-otoko: Wear latex full face masks of Hillary Clinton.

Chainsaws and various other implements to take down the cameras.

"Flock has evidence implicating Hillary Clinton in... Rut-roh"

(Flock didn't kill itself.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:41 AM (O7YUW)

96 Prince later became famous for copying Hayes's music from the period when he dressed like Byzantine royalty, the so-called "Purple Hayes" period.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 06:41 AM (YuVlV)

97 A recent popular song samples Dion Warwick's "Walk on by". I kept hearing it on little's Spotify playing in car.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 18, 2026 06:41 AM (cHNrw)

98
Got a weekly home energy report from the electricity company. Now that we turned everything off down in the kennel building and now that HM is off on a trip and the RV isn't plugged in, our projected electricity bill is half what it was a couple of months ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 06:41 AM (O0L8i)

99 Batter up, m!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:42 AM (O7YUW)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:43 AM (odBC9)

101 *high five*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:43 AM (O7YUW)

102 93 It would be kind of fun to mess with these camera things, though. Walk by one. Take a little loop around where they can't see you. Walk by again five minutes later. Keep doing that for as long as you can manage to.

Next day, bring a bunch of clothing to swap in and out of and do it all again.

Next day, start doing it walking backwards.

Next day, get a whole bunch of people to join you
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 06:38 AM (Ot/FD)

Somebody got a little too much time on their hands?

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:44 AM (odBC9)

103 95 @93/Warai-otoko: Wear latex full face masks of Hillary Clinton.

Chainsaws and various other implements to take down the cameras.

"Flock has evidence implicating Hillary Clinton in... Rut-roh"

(Flock didn't kill itself.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 06:41 AM (O7YUW)

Legality of that? (I am not a lawyer.)

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:44 AM (odBC9)

104 The Left doesn't give a damn about the real working class.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2026 06:22 AM (O0L8i)

So it always has been. Karl Marx, self-proclaimed expert on the "working class", never worked a day in his life.

He let his wife and kids go hungry because it was more important for him to Think his Deep Thoughts.

They'd have starved to death if it hadn't been for his butt-buddy Engles's father (who was, of course, a capitalist) taking pity on them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 06:45 AM (YuVlV)

105 96 Prince later became famous for copying Hayes's music from the period when he dressed like Byzantine royalty, the so-called "Purple Hayes" period.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 06:41 AM (YuVlV)
---------------
Additionally, on the advice of his doctor, during that time, he adopted a high-fiber diet, thus giving us the immortal phrase "all in my bran."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2026 06:45 AM (brIJB)

106 > ---------------
Additionally, on the advice of his doctor, during that time, he adopted a high-fiber diet, thus giving us the immortal phrase "all in my bran."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2026 06:45 AM (brIJB)

Purple Hayes, all in my bran
Gut felt funny, so I upped and ran
Barely made it to the can

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 06:48 AM (YuVlV)

107 Wikipedia:

Isaac Hayes was crowned a chief in Ghana for his humanitarian work and economic efforts on the country's behalf.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:48 AM (odBC9)

108 106 > ---------------
Additionally, on the advice of his doctor, during that time, he adopted a high-fiber diet, thus giving us the immortal phrase "all in my bran."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2026 06:45 AM (brIJB)

Purple Hayes, all in my bran
Gut felt funny, so I upped and ran
Barely made it to the can
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2026 06:48 AM (YuVlV)

*and the crowd goes wild*

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:48 AM (odBC9)

109 Apple cannot deprive me of my liberty or kill me. Flock aids those who can and does so cheerfully. Their CEO is a nut job who thinks his surveillance cameras can end crime.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 06:16 AM (jPziU)


Locks not flocks.

86 the recidivists. Leave the normies alone!

Prisons not panopticons.

Posted by: SciVo at August 18, 2026 06:49 AM (L3Npt)

110 mornin yall. Another deputy in a neighboring county was suspended for misusing Flock cameras. That's half a dozen or so in the last week. There is much much more misuse going on that we don't hear about.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 06:51 AM (MWfyi)

111 We moved my MIL into an assisted living facility over the weekend. The room number is 86.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 06:52 AM (MWfyi)

112 moar Wikipedia Isaac Hayes:

the funky "Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic" runs nearly ten minute

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:52 AM (odBC9)

113 111 We moved my MIL into an assisted living facility over the weekend.
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 06:52 AM (MWfyi)

Blessings on you, fd.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:53 AM (odBC9)

114

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 18, 2026 06:57 AM (yM1Zs)

115 Thank you, m. I've been advocating for this for a couple of years. She needs more help than we can provide 24/7. Plus there are other people she can interact with instead of sitting home alone. Yesterday she met the same people for the first time, 3 or 4 times over, and today she can meet them again!

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

116 115 Thank you, m. I've been advocating for this for a couple of years. She needs more help than we can provide 24/7. Plus there are other people she can interact with instead of sitting home alone. Yesterday she met the same people for the first time, 3 or 4 times over, and today she can meet them again!
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 06:57 AM (MWfyi)

Yay for your sense of humor!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 06:59 AM (odBC9)

117 We moved my MIL into an assisted living facility over the weekend. The room number is 86.
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 06:52 AM (MWfyi)
======================
Let's get this party started!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2026 07:01 AM (tAo8j)

118 Yesterday she met the same people for the first time, 3 or 4 times over, and today she can meet them again!

OK, that was the laugh I needed today.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 07:01 AM (+4yJ5)

119 111 We moved my MIL into an assisted living facility over the weekend. The room number is 86.
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2026 06:52 AM (MWfyi)

Get Smart:
Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 (Don Adams), is the central character of the series.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 07:03 AM (odBC9)

120 @111/fd: "We moved my MIL into an assisted living facility over the weekend. The room number is 86."

So she wasn't left saying, "Missed it by that much". :-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 07:04 AM (O7YUW)

121 The Stranglers' version of "Walk on By" is awesome.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2026 07:09 AM (CHHv1)

122 121 The Stranglers' version of "Walk on By" is awesome.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2026 07:09 AM (CHHv1)

Thanks. Watching it.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)

123 I'm no fan of Meta, and it has been no secret that social media is of the Devil. People in the industry who are compensated quite well to get others to spend hours on it don't allow their own children to use it (sort of like public school teachers also know their own product's danger and pass their kids off to private schools).

And if harming children is the point, what about the millions of crappy parents that use the tablet as a baby sitter?

Or if you want the largest, most grotesque and clearly unconstitutional harm to children, the State and the Teacher Unions' behavior around Covid, grooming children and pushing children into permanent physical danger under the fraud of "trans"?

Going after China and TikTok next?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:12 AM (NzX/y)

124 Good morning morons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:14 AM (JvZF+)

125 Is Eric Swallwell burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:15 AM (JvZF+)

126 Going after China and TikTok next?
Posted by: Community Notes at August 18, 2026 07:12 AM (NzX/y)

I’d bet China and TikTok are funding the war against Meta. Trying to eliminate the competition. A long slow grind to break down all the other forces of influence.

Posted by: Pete Bog at August 18, 2026 07:16 AM (LwxhK)

127 122 121 The Stranglers' version of "Walk on By" is awesome.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2026 07:09 AM (CHHv1)

Thanks. Watching it.
Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 07:11 AM (odBC9)

(6:22) That could almost replace caffeine!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 07:18 AM (odBC9)

128 I love watching the Idiot Party keep trying to make fetch happen. All these noodly losers they keep shoving on to the national stage to be The Next Thing, and they all inevitably implode into irrelevance and mockery, because they never got famous for being popular, they got famous in an attempt to make them popular. Ossoff. Beatoff. Maine Kampf. What's-his-nuts down in TX doing his manic street preacher Jesus Is Woke bit... They all just suck. It's so funny. No one is buying what they're selling. They want the Song of Roland but all their knights are Casio. Low Energy. Sad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 07:18 AM (Ot/FD)

129 125 Is Eric Swallwell burning?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Because of the risk from the methane he produces, he would have to be relocated to an isolated area.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 18, 2026 07:18 AM (+4yJ5)

130 125 Is Eric Swallwell burning?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2026 07:15 AM (JvZF+)

ewww

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 07:19 AM (odBC9)

131 .
NOOD

J.J. Sefton has arrived with The Morning Report

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 18, 2026 07:20 AM (O7YUW)

132 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

133 Good luck with GitHubbing, Pixy!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 07:22 AM (odBC9)

134 JJ is nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 18, 2026 07:28 AM (wzUl9)

135 79 days to midterms !

Posted by: Paul at August 18, 2026 07:31 AM (VYTCd)

136 Comcast, in their infinite wisdom, decided to enforce their ban on POP3 unencrypted (port 110) traveling thru their network.

I have a legacy email that I have been using for ~30 years using POP3 unencrypted. In Friday afternoon, my email in my home stopped some time after 12:17 PM. Interesting, my iPhone worked over cellular data.

Unfortunately, my legacy ISP doesn’t support POP3 encrypted (port 995), so I will have to switch to IMAP. Ugh!!

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2026 08:02 AM (wfdbg)

137 136 Comcast, in their infinite wisdom, decided to enforce their ban on POP3 unencrypted (port 110) traveling thru their network.

I have a legacy email that I have been using for ~30 years using POP3 unencrypted. In Friday afternoon, my email in my home stopped some time after 12:17 PM. Interesting, my iPhone worked over cellular data.

Unfortunately, my legacy ISP doesn’t support POP3 encrypted (port 995), so I will have to switch to IMAP. Ugh!!

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2026 08:02 AM (wfdbg)

This may belong under CBD's FWP post...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)

138 >I am responsible for the corporate GitLab server

How many devs, and what's your experience with it? $DAY_JOB uses GitHub Enterprise and there's increasing dissatisfaction with it. Given that we host issues in Jira and pipelines in TeamCity the only thing we're using it for is branch protection and PR policies, and barely that.

(My experience is that GHE is a terrible product and that companies only use it for closed source internal development because it's what the cool kids use rather than because it, you know, works)

>They want the Song of Roland but all their knights are Casio

Okay, I LOLed.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 18, 2026 09:17 AM (LgYtf)

139 128 I love watching the Idiot Party keep trying to make fetch happen. All these noodly losers they keep shoving on to the national stage to be The Next Thing, and they all inevitably implode into irrelevance and mockery, because they never got famous for being popular, they got famous in an attempt to make them popular. Ossoff. Beatoff. Maine Kampf. What's-his-nuts down in TX doing his manic street preacher Jesus Is Woke bit... They all just suck. It's so funny. No one is buying what they're selling. They want the Song of Roland but all their knights are Casio. Low Energy. Sad.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 07:18 AM (Ot/FD)

COMMENT of the Week!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 09:44 AM (odBC9)

140 Regarding the states suing Meta... oh boo hoo hoo. Let them eff each other into oblivion, as long as it also results in Zuck being marched up the gallows steps.

Posted by: Born Free at August 18, 2026 10:42 AM (raD1m)

Monday Overnight Open Thread...PC Crisis Edition (8/17/26)

WiscSummer26.jpg

Though Hamlet rambles and Lear rages,
And all the drop-scenes drop at once
Upon a hundred thousand stages,
It cannot grow by an inch or an ounce.
-- William Butler Yeats

*****

IMG_4209.jpg


When the Kung Flu hit our shores what did Dr. Josef Mengele Anthony Fauci do other than cash his checks?
In May 2021, Janet Woodcock, the Acting Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), sent an email to Dr. Anthony Fauci, then director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), and Dr. Francis Collins, then director of the National Institutes of Health (NIH) Director, expressing concern about the large number of adverse events she was hearing about following COVID vaccinations.

The correspondence, released by Senators Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) and Rand Paul (R-Ky.) on Sunday, expose how federal health officials ignored early safety signals.

Woodcock said she had personally received reports from people, including many healthcare professionals, experiencing hard to classify adverse events that were not being captured by existing surveillance systems like VAERS.

She said all three of the vaccines— Pfizer-BioNTech, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson—were resulting in these injuries.

“The symptoms do not fit into a specific syndrome and most are not easily quantifiable or evaluated with standard laboratory testing,” she wrote, adding, “no one takes them seriously, no one knows how to treat them, and there is no effort to study this.”

*****

If the Muslim invasion didn't make the average Englishman mad. Perhaps this will.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to receive royal funeral despite being stripped of titles

*****

Yes. She came in through President Trump's big beautiful front door. But when it was time to leave, she plopped her fat ass on the couch and got married. Boo-frigging-hoo. Send her home to Russia!

He Was a MAGA Patriot. ICE Took His Wife Away.
The case represents a new front in President Trump’s mass deportation drive: arrests at airports of people who have active immigration cases and no criminal history.

*****

Beard Meets Food!


*****

Well, that's all you are going to get this fine evening! You are going to have to entertain each other, but remember, no unwanted touching before midnight!
*****


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:20 PM




Comments

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1 "Whet the appetites of your associates for truth; give advice only when it is asked for."

Advice is always implicitly asked for on AoS.

Right?

Right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - place your bests at August 17, 2026 10:20 PM (Cl/mc)

2 affirmative action

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 10:21 PM (iLKq8)

3 'Bout time, MisHum!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:21 PM (kpS4V)

4 I informed the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 10:22 PM (M/bUm)

5 Beard beat his meat yester... I mean, he finished in time to win. Guy never keeps the money, but he will keep gift cards and give them away.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2026 10:22 PM (1Ff7Z)

6 I could eat it all: just give me a few days.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 17, 2026 10:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

7 yo

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

8 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Thanks for the ONT, MisHum! 💕💕💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 17, 2026 10:23 PM (SRRAx)

9 I'll never understand competitive gluttony.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)

10 I do like Beard's food challenges.

Wonder if that Italian place has a vomitorium in back.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:24 PM (kpS4V)

11 That People cover: if only!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 17, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

12 Though Hamlet rambles and Lear rages,
And all the drop-scenes drop at once
Upon a hundred thousand stages,
It cannot grow by an inch or an ounce.
-- William Butler Yeats

Which of you by worrying can add one cubit to his stature?

And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 10:24 PM (/+uur)

13 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 17, 2026 10:25 PM (sAmhv)

14 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:25 PM (hrOJm)

15 Layers and layers of fact checking.

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Of course professional [Washington Post] "fact checker" Glenn Kessler rated the claim Swalwell acted improperly w/ his Chinese honeytrap "Four Pinnochios."

"There is no suggestion of impropriety on Swalwell’s part."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:26 PM (ndZc7)

16 Mr. MAGA did not know that you can't overstay a temporary tourist visa ?? Is he gonna whine how Trump betrayed him??

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 10:26 PM (g47mK)

17 Good evening good people.

==

*looks around

who you talking to ??

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 10:27 PM (g47mK)

18 ***Beard Meets Food!
--

Yup, gluttony, that's why Britons are not up in arms. Fat, dumb and happy.
If you have a little money or you're making money, fook the dumb asses across the tracks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 10:27 PM (iLKq8)

19 Howdy all, what's shakin?

Nice day here, no rain for a change. And the dog didn't dig up the cat, Butterscotch, that I buried yesterday. That's a big plus, lol.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 17, 2026 10:27 PM (4Qj8V)

20 I'll never understand competitive gluttony.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)

I don't care for it either, but he seems to be a nice guy. Always respectful to his fans and the owners of the places. And he's funny. Have no interest in watching any of the other eaters. Especially a woman. Won't watch Katina. It just doesn't seem right.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

21 I had a home made burrito tonight with black beans and Spanish rice. Nearly killed me.

*never mind the 4 shots of Tequila and a Modelo or two before hand.*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 10:28 PM (2Cry5)

22 Keep on reading that as fat checker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 10:29 PM (iLKq8)

23 Good evening morons y gracias mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 10:29 PM (Aepnf)

24

After midnight
We're gonna let it all hang out

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 10:29 PM (Cqx++)

25 Nice day here, no rain for a change. And the dog didn't dig up the cat, Butterscotch, that I buried yesterday. That's a big plus, lol.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 17, 2026 10:27 PM (4Qj8V)
----

Rest in peace, Butterscotch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:29 PM (kpS4V)

26
“She came in Trump’s beautiful, big front door.”
Ms. Bobreneva arrived on a tourist visa in late 2021


F'ing NY Times. Just to be totally sure, I asked DDG Search Assist:
Joe Biden was the president in 2021, serving as the 46th president of the United States. He took office on January 20, 2021.

Joe's big saggy front gates

Posted by: mindful webworker - am I missing something here? at August 17, 2026 10:30 PM (Cl/mc)

27 Finally, the wondrous ONT!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 17, 2026 10:31 PM (D2ig8)

28 Rest in peace, Butterscotch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:29 PM (kpS4V)

I buried butterscotch again today
WTF
3 feet was not enough

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)

29 Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to receive royal funeral despite being stripped of titles

I don't know if that would outrage anyone. Not like he's dying soon. They have more important things to worry about than the funeral of Andrew Saxe-Coburg Gotha.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2026 10:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

30 Sitting in Sonoma Square on my last night away from the cold dark hell that is San Francisco

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 10:32 PM (Aepnf)

31 "And the dog didn't dig up the cat..."


Just letting it age a bit first.

Posted by: Dog at August 17, 2026 10:32 PM (Q+gd/)

32 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

No way could I consume all that meat in one sitting.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2026 10:32 PM (D/6p1)

33 I'll never understand competitive gluttony.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 10:24 PM (vTZFs)


Nor the competitive crapping that follows.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 10:33 PM (2WIwB)

34 Evening all,

We have a Spacewalk in the morning. Coverage begins at 7 a.m EDT (1100 UTC, 13:00 CEST), but I have included the intended Spacewalk start time below.

NASA - ISS Spacewalk #282
International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Time: 8:35 a.m. EDT (1235 UTC, 14:35 CEST)

https://youtu.be/OHXWCIT-Fa0

Posted by: Joyenz at August 17, 2026 10:33 PM (2F0/Y)

35 Sitting in Sonoma Square on my last night away from the cold dark hell that is San Francisco
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 10:32 PM (


Nice place!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

36 Mis Hum!
Are you going to take on the food challenge?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 10:34 PM (NnhvP)

37 Sitting in Sonoma Square on my last night away from the cold dark hell that is San Francisco
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 10:32 PM (Aepnf)

I can send you some heat if you want. 110 today.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

38 30 Sitting in Sonoma Square on my last night away from the cold dark hell that is San Francisco
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 10:32 PM (Aepnf)

Second real tradeshow was as Moscone in SF about 100BC (1990)
So my bud and I ride the cars over to a famous Mexican restaurant and then ride back.
We called it Margaritas and CableCars.
We were drinking 8 by the last night
ha

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 10:36 PM (/+uur)

39 Hope this isn't the last time b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 10:36 PM (Aepnf)

40 We have a Spacewalk in the morning

Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Leaky Seals for Easter at August 17, 2026 10:36 PM (Cl/mc)

41 Poor Butterscotch.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

42 When the Kung Flu hit our shores what did Dr. Josef Mengele Anthony Fauci do other than cash his checks?

He did the same thing he did in the AIDS case he oversaw: he protected those who spread it and told everyone they would get it and die, even though you wouldn't.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 10:38 PM (kU0PQ)

43 “She came in Trump’s beautiful, big front door.”
Ms. Bobreneva arrived on a tourist visa in late 2021


The good news for Mr. Jindra is that it is fairly easy to acquire Russian citizenship if you are married to a Russian citizen.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2026 10:39 PM (aD4fx)

44 >>>He did the same thing he did in the AIDS case he oversaw: he protected those who spread it and told everyone they would get it and die, even though you wouldn't.

Posted by: GWB
---

The kids at work were fooking like rabbits, I asked aren't you worried? Nah, that's all govt bs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 10:41 PM (iLKq8)

45 >> Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?

Not so much seals, but little microcracks in that Rooskie module, likely caused by metal fatigue from the repeated docking.

The Rooskies just wanted to take a hack saw and cut something where they get to the area, NASA had a hissy fit that it was too risky and ordered our people into the Dragon, if you remember.

The Rooskies, thinking we were just a bunch of pussies, agreed to hold off on that. They're now just "watching" and doing some other tricks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 10:41 PM (w6EFb)

46 The former Prince Andrew is a scumbag, and I don't think his "explanations" would convince even a Harvard professor at this point.

But I can't help but feel the British are using his misdeeds to distract themselves from the much greater horrors happening in their country on a daily basis. Is there a single mosque in the UK with a lower victim count than His Highness?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 17, 2026 10:42 PM (lHPJf)

47 He Was a MAGA Patriot.

See, this is what equality under the law looks like. I don't care who he supported or what he's otherwise done. He married an illegal alien (overstayed) and she should be sent home. Since she didn't self-deport, she can be kept out of the country indefinitely. Good.

If you break the law (or help someone else break the law) I want you to suffer the proper legal consequences.

It's not really asking that much when it comes down to it.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 10:42 PM (kU0PQ)

48 vomitorium in back"

Probably does have a back door....

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 10:45 PM (XuXeR)

49 The good news for Mr. Jindra is that it is fairly easy to acquire Russian citizenship if you are married to a Russian citizen.
Posted by: The ARC of History

Ha I think that may just test their whirlwind romance a bit much. Skew didn't leave Russia just to go back.

Posted by: Dandalo at August 17, 2026 10:45 PM (3QsZU)

50 She came in Trump’s beautiful, big front door.”
Ms. Bobreneva arrived on a tourist visa in late 2021"

Well, it is the NYT, so....

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 10:47 PM (XuXeR)

51 Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Leaky Seals for Easter at August 17, 2026 10:36 PM (Cl/mc)

No idea. The news hasn't reported anything else about that since.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 17, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y)

52
The spacewalk procedure is a PITA. The ISS atmosphere is 21% O2 and 79% N2 at 1 atm, basically sea level air. But, the spacesuit atmosphere is pure O2 at a little over 4 psi.

So, the bends would be a big problem if they jumped in the suits and went outside. They have to camp out inside the airlock over-"night", where they reduce the pressure to about 10 psi. That gets the N2 levels down on its own. Then they have to prebreathe pure O2 for a couple hours before getting in the suits and depressurizing the airlock.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

53 Dude can eat. I can't eat like that now that I'm older. Maybe because I'm old and lazy and my metabolism has completely changed. Also, my body can't process that much food.

I still wish I could do it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 10:47 PM (tvdD1)

54 I buried butterscotch again today
WTF
3 feet was not enough
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)
----

Uh....is Butterscotch actually dead?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:50 PM (kpS4V)

55 Dude can eat. I can't eat like that now that I'm older. Maybe because I'm old and lazy and my metabolism has completely changed. Also, my body can't process that much food.

I still wish I could do it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
I too used to be able to eat a lot, then the metabolism just slowed to nothing.
Oh well. I'm good.


oh well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 10:52 PM (NnhvP)

56 The former Prince Andrew is a scumbag, and I don't think his "explanations" would convince even a Harvard professor at this point.

But I can't help but feel the British are using his misdeeds to distract themselves from the much greater horrors happening in their country on a daily basis. Is there a single mosque in the UK with a lower victim count than His Highness?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 17, 2026 10:42 PM (lHPJf)

I'm surprised Cambridge hasn't given him a professorship in Female Studies.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2026 10:53 PM (qx7Zg)

57 yes, I agree with Oddbob, don't understand eating contests. Bobbing for apples, yes, seeing who can eat a pie the fastest without hands, yes, but most hotdogs, etc. just gross

Posted by: Iris at August 17, 2026 10:53 PM (286+n)

58 The KKK took my baby away.

Posted by: Joey Ramone at August 17, 2026 10:54 PM (JM9I6)

59 I had a home made burrito tonight with black beans and Spanish rice. Nearly killed me.

*never mind the 4 shots of Tequila and a Modelo or two before hand.*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 10:28 PM (2Cry5)

That would be a danged expensive way to go.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 10:55 PM (kU0PQ)

60 Sitting in Sonoma Square on my last night away from the cold dark hell that is San Francisco
Posted by: San Franpsycho

That's about the only thing I love about this place.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 17, 2026 10:56 PM (DZ9Lv)

61 Here's a shoe to get Piper going, after last night's fashion showcase.

https://youtu.be/kXJzZ5AyHmE?t=41

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)

62 I'm not gonna, I'm craving a really good steak now

Posted by: lin-duh at August 17, 2026 10:57 PM (VCgbV)

63 That's about the only thing I love about this place.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 17, 2026 10:56 PM (DZ9Lv)
=====

My wife and family depend on it for survival. I hate the fog.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 10:58 PM (JvZF+)

64 "There is no suggestion of impropriety on Swalwell’s part."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:26 PM (ndZc7)

Pfft. There was a lot more than suggestions. Most of the stuff in that new drop isn't even really new. We knew that back then (except, I think, for the attempted recruiting of Fang Fang).

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 10:58 PM (kU0PQ)

65 61 Here's a shoe to get Piper going, after last night's fashion showcase.

https://youtu.be/kXJzZ5AyHmE?t=41
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2026 10:57

Cute! Lol

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 Rest in peace, Butterscotch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:29 PM

TY Eris, she was a sweet kitty. Showed up in the neighborhood 19 yrs ago. Little girls next door were eating butterscotch cookies that day, thus the name. They fed her and played with her.

Later that summer she had kittens in the neighbor's wood pile. We took them all in to protect the kittens. Eventually we found homes for the kittens and ended up keeping Scotches.

She ruled the roost thru 2 big labs who came and went during her tenure. Lately she allowed the latest dog, Flash, to share her home and frequently jousted with him.

She was a Tortie and according to Scottish tradition if a Tortie choses your home it is good luck. And that is true, we were lucky to have such a sweetheart for 19 yrs.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 17, 2026 10:59 PM (4Qj8V)

67 Good night, friends. Time for bed.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 My wife and family depend on it for survival. I hate the fog.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I wish we got snow once in awhile, but since the trade off is no Summer, I'm good. Right now I've got a hoodie on and it's slightly chilly b/c the cat wants to hang out on the front step.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 17, 2026 11:00 PM (DZ9Lv)

69 Mr. Jindra considered himself a MAGA patriot until his wife’s detention.
-------------------

Uh-huh. MAGA patriot. The most MAGAest patriotest Trumpety Trump Trumper there ever was. I'm sure of it.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:00 PM (vE0+H)

70
Sophie Adenot, the French gal who will be doing the spacewalk with our guy tomorrow:

https://t.ly/_BvAe

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb)

71 When he voted for Trump all three times he yelled at the California polling place, "This is MAGA country!"

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:01 PM (vE0+H)

72
*faces camera*
*assumes grave expression*
*holds blank papers*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 11:01 PM (O0L8i)

73 My Mom's twin sister in Norway whenever they had lobster or some mollusk would eat huge quantities, go vomit, and come back for more. Not with any other kinds of food-only those two items. The mollusk could be gotten on the rocks in the fjord at night. I think abalone is the closest relative in the US. They were good, but I've only vomited maybe 4 times in 70 years and really don't fancy it.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at August 17, 2026 11:03 PM (JM9I6)

74
That is gross

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 11:04 PM (/QHx4)

75 *faces camera*
*assumes grave expression*
*holds blank papers*

Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 11:01 PM (O0L8i)
====

Hard to believe I once got news by watching Cronkite on TV for 30 minutes every night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 11:05 PM (JvZF+)

76 I'll never understand competitive gluttony.
Posted by: Oddbob

Nor the competitive crapping that follows.
Posted by: Diogenes

No problemo.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 17, 2026 11:06 PM (oq9dX)

77 Blood Meridian is a book by Carlos Castaneda about Marvel's Kingpin who teams up with the banjo boy from Deliverance. They join up work Clint Eastwood and Doc Holiday and go down to Mexico and go Last of the Mohecans on a bunch of Apaches.

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2026 11:06 PM (TO3+g)

78 If you're hacksawing in the space station the saw particles are going everywhere....in your eyes. You're breathing them. It's a stupid idea.

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2026 11:07 PM (vkHt0)

79 I think Stalin or Mao still has him beat. Hitler, depending on how you want to count these things.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 11:09 PM (Y/06r)

80 Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?


Do I have to say it?
Whooo-eee!

Posted by: Phil Swift at August 17, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

81 eat huge quantities, go vomit, and come back for more
_-_
Could be a sign of a food allergy.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:09 PM (cKOjp)

82 80 Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?


Do I have to say it?
Whooo-eee!
Posted by: Phil Swift at August 17, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

Flex. Seal. In. Space!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 11:10 PM (Y/06r)

83 Could be a sign of a food allergy.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:09 PM (cKOjp)
-------
That was my first thought. My eldest likes clams and mussels but always throws up afterwards. She doesn't eat them anymore

Posted by: 496 at August 17, 2026 11:11 PM (aK3Fj)

84 Evening, Horde.

Tired.

The heat drains ya.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 11:11 PM (aJQbY)

85 They join up work Clint Eastwood and Doc Holiday and go down to Mexico and go Last of the Mohicans on a bunch of Apaches.
_-_
I thought I told you guys to keep Castañeda out of the peyote. Some people just don't listen.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:12 PM (J4Alq)

86 Dude can eat. I can't eat like that now that I'm older. Maybe because I'm old and lazy and my metabolism has completely changed. Also, my body can't process that much food.

I still wish I could do it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 10:47 PM (tvdD1)

72 ounce challenge at the now-gone Texas Cattle Co was a boneless sirloin. A 72 oz Tbone would go down a bit easier. TCC would also add a football-sized potato to the challenge, whereas he just had a handful of fries.

That steak looked gorgeous, and I'd want to linger over it for an hour or two. All for 100 bucks? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 11:12 PM (nbLIj)

87 Here's a shoe to get Piper going, after last night's fashion showcase.

https://youtu.be/kXJzZ5AyHmE?t=41
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2026 10:57

Cute! Lol
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

***

Ha!
I missed last night but went back to check. Pipes was bringing it with the shoe stuff! Nicely done.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 11:13 PM (2WIwB)

88 >>>I've only vomited maybe 4 times in 70 years and really don't fancy it.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende

>Last time I vomited was a Jägerbomb about 15 years ago. And I can hold my liquor pretty well. Nasty stuff.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 11:13 PM (tvdD1)

89 Damn electricity went out around 8pm thanks to a thunderstorm, just now came back on. It wouldn't be bad except the temperature was in the 90's. So no A/C.
I hate August. Got the A/C back on and every fan going.
I should lower the temperature to 65 degrees, but I won't, I'm too cheap.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 11:13 PM (VrYHL)

90
When it comes to the most massive meal, the hottest food, the most disgusting plate of grubs, any challenge like that -- I say no. I have nothing to prove.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 11:14 PM (t1fZA)

91 Ain't got no AC here...most summers that is fine ..this one was a bit warm, some consecutive days over 100F.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:16 PM (J4Alq)

92 Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?


Do I have to say it?
Whooo-eee!
Posted by: Phil Swift at August 17, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

Flex. Seal. In. Space!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 11:10 PM (Y/06r)

If you really get the Russians mad, they drop your drawers while you sleep, and stick your butt against the leak. Skin seal.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

93 Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?


Do I have to say it?
Whooo-eee!
Posted by: Phil Swift at August 17, 2026 11:09 PM (oq9dX)

Flex. Seal. In. Space!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 11:10 PM (Y/06r)

***

Sssssssssssssssssssssssss......

Posted by: Old Seals at August 17, 2026 11:17 PM (2WIwB)

94 I thought some russian chick lost her mind and tried to drill out.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 11:18 PM (COjc4)

95
The Rooskies have some patented sealant compound called Germetall-1.

Epoxy and Kapton tape are used as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

96 Insanity in outer space would be...interesting...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:19 PM (J4Alq)

97 Another “life long Republican” who’s fucking an illegal?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 11:19 PM (dKrJA)

98 "Nah, it's just a little ice cream"

Posted by: 496 at August 17, 2026 11:19 PM (v3ONH)

99 Say, whatever happened with the leaky seals on the ISS Rooskie section?
-----------------

We surely have no idea.

Posted by: The Otters at August 17, 2026 11:21 PM (vE0+H)

100 The Rooskies have some patented sealant compound called Germetall-1.

Watch I saw boat in half...

Posted by: Vladimir Swift at August 17, 2026 11:22 PM (oq9dX)

101 Are we still sending money to Ukraine for the dwarf to steal it?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 11:23 PM (dKrJA)

102 Beard is a mad lad at these food challenges. He diets pretty stringently inbetween IIRC. The way some of these competitive eaters have said they stay at a reasonable weight is keeping their total average caloric intake within normal limits, exercise, and eating very very clean between challenges. There's a fair amount of discipline involved.

Posted by: Better them than me at August 17, 2026 11:24 PM (TbWk/)

103 >>>I've only vomited maybe 4 times in 70 years and really don't fancy it.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende

>Last time I vomited was a Jägerbomb about 15 years ago. And I can hold my liquor pretty well. Nasty stuff.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 11:13 PM (tvdD1)
====

Just the thought of paying for a liter bottle of Norsky aquavit would make me throw up.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 11:25 PM (rj6Yv)

104 >>>Insanity in outer space would be...interesting...

Posted by: Don in SoCo

>We need more of these movies, because it's going to happen. Somebody flips their lid over the dander in the vacuum apparatus, shit like that. Kill them all with a spork!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 11:25 PM (tvdD1)

105 Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to receive royal funeral despite being stripped of titles

Tomorrow? Tomorrow works for everyone, yes?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 11:26 PM (nbLIj)

106 Are we still sending money to Ukraine for the dwarf to steal it?
_-_
No worries, Cocazio-whatever. 10 percent for big guy, no problems.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:27 PM (J4Alq)

107 Last time I vomited was a Jägerbomb about 15 years ago. And I can hold my liquor pretty well. Nasty stuff.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 11:13 PM (tvdD1)

Jaeger is nasty shit. Might as well drink Robitussin.

Posted by: Gross gross and gross at August 17, 2026 11:27 PM (TbWk/)

108 76 I'll never understand competitive gluttony.
Posted by: Oddbob

Nor the competitive crapping that follows.
Posted by: Diogenes

No problemo.
Posted by: Captain Splatter

Or the infinite capacity of humans to believe in the farce of fELON Musk?

Need an example? STARLINK the flagship that is keeping his empire inflated charges you 5x the size of what you actually would use if you use cable modem more mobile.

Imagine if the gas, electric, water or IRS charged you 5x more than you actually used? Taxes in the 90's Soviet Union were *only* 200% of your income, Starlink usage has that beat!one example, many more! powerwall? solar roof? grok? Just WOW! Yes, get yo a$$ to Marz!

Cue the Harry Lime fingers through the grate scene as the filth and corruption foam up around his waist.

LET's GO BRANDON!
That Hotel in Moscow is a better deal.
3Seas Accord, +Greenland, +Cuba and Ukraine drones to firebomb IRG for you.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 17, 2026 11:28 PM (9S4VS)

109 Another “life long Republican” who’s fucking an illegal?
-
She's Russian.

Trump works for Russia (TM)

Banging her = MAGA.

QED
-the media, probably

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 17, 2026 11:28 PM (vSvIl)

110 Happy-ish Monday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 17, 2026 11:29 PM (3ZUWJ)

111 it's going to happen
_-_
No "safe" way to handle it other that push 'em out the airlock and sever the tether. Sorry, Pyotr, I'm afraid I can nyet do that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:29 PM (J4Alq)

112 Uh....is Butterscotch actually dead?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:50

Oh that really is ironic. I've told the story of Sally the cat, her predecessor, here before. We came home from a trip, neighbor cared for Sally. Jules comes out while I unload the car...Sally is dead!

Well she's 20 but WTF is this to come home to? I check, no breathing, no pulse. Dig a hole, carry her to the backdoor and I hear something, like she exhaled.

Wait and chalk it up to the death exhale, no movement, no pulse. I place her in the cold ground, then her legs moved! Took Sally inside, laid her down, petted her and she started breathing noticeably.

Soon realized it was time to let her go, stopped petting and she was gone in a few minutes.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 17, 2026 11:30 PM (4Qj8V)

113 The humidity out west is usually low. But here in the southeast it's high especially this time of year. Also the older I get the worse it feels. But I'm a tough old grouch, I'll get by. Not long before September gets here and things should cool off a bit.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 11:32 PM (VrYHL)

114
They do extensive psych testing on astronaut candidates, trying to find their various buttons and seeing what happens when they get pushed. They subject them to all kinds of near torture stress tests.

You want people who can be Mr. Spock under life and death pressure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

115 105 Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to receive royal funeral despite being stripped of titles

Tomorrow? Tomorrow works for everyone, yes?

Posted by: Joe Kidd

Wouldn't be the first Colby(tm) canoe drop shipped, this could rival the Clinton Body count but it is much too slow. need the Brennan rat to start to squeal and it will be over in a less than month.

Why? Because when Truth become a liability ALL (normal) People Become the Enemy and anything goes.

IT TAKES A VILLAIN: TO TELL US THE (obviousness of the) TRUTH
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-WhoRtheTargets
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ctHARRIS19takedown
Not One Battle after Another; One LIB after Another.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 17, 2026 11:33 PM (A77eV)

116 5x the size of what you actually would use if you use cable modem more mobile
_-_
Your local options are likely waaay better than mine, but I replaced my rf line of sight link with Musk's deal, cut my bill in half, increased speed by a factor of 10, and greatly increased reliability....'course, I am in a rural area.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:33 PM (J4Alq)

117 I think the food I could eat the most would be deviled eggs. At least 24 of them. They just go down so easy. Though I expect after I finish they would come up just as easy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 11:34 PM (KC5Lt)

118 Kinda painful off and on all day. That means I'm healing, right? It's tolerable. Mostly. Going to see if another night's sleep will help. Couldn't hoit, as Curly might say.

How about a little Spanish guitar to close out the night?
https://youtu.be/jc5w9sTvykQ

G'nite, y'all💤.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Cuchi Cuchi at August 17, 2026 11:39 PM (Cl/mc)

119 73 My Mom's twin sister in Norway whenever they had lobster or some mollusk would eat huge quantities, go vomit, and come back for more. Not with any other kinds of food-only those two items. The mollusk could be gotten on the rocks in the fjord at night. I think abalone is the closest relative in the US. They were good, but I've only vomited maybe 4 times in 70 years and really don't fancy it.
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at August 17, 2026 11:03 PM (JM9I6)
Somehow that story is missing a little something, like goblets or golden chalices of mead. And maybe those giant turkey drumsticks at renaissance fairs. Ok, I digressed a little there.

Posted by: TxAnn at August 17, 2026 11:40 PM (SjAWL)

120 Is The Beard a Scots? I have him in my Top Five list, but after a shower. Blue eyes and black hair was my goal for a man as a young girl. Adam checked some boxes for me.

I was hoping he did no aspirate. Goodness!

Somehow I fell in love and married a blonde with green eyes almost 50yrs ago. That's amore!

Saw these guys below in the middle of the week with a huge renal exam the next day. Had my study index cards with me in line for tickets for a small theater.

They were very good and I rocked with my posse.

My study method for eXams consisted of reading what I had to, some research, then highlighting the second time, and index cards from the highlights I memorized. I may look dumb but multiple choice I aced.

Nurse friends were worried about me going to this concert due to my reputation.

I made the highest grade in the class for this test and wondered if seeing a concert the night prior was the secret. I obviously did not party that night!

Night, y'all!

Two Lane Highway

https://tinyurl.com/5n7s24sd



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 11:41 PM (hzuYO)

121 G'nite, y'all💤.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Cuchi Cuchi at August 17, 2026 11:39

Sleep well mindful, time to heal.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at August 17, 2026 11:43 PM (4Qj8V)

122 Early night tonight.
Later Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 11:47 PM (2WIwB)

123 Hmmm.... rather Trollish out tonight... eh whut?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2026 11:50 PM (mP0Kj)

124
>>Over dinner at a seafood restaurant in Redwood City the night before her appointment, Ms. Bobreneva barely touched her crab cakes.

=================

Trump is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 11:50 PM (XJ22o)

125
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to receive royal funeral despite being stripped of titles

Tomorrow? Tomorrow works for everyone, yes?

Posted by: Joe Kidd

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lol

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 11:53 PM (XJ22o)

126 I think Beard is from Manchester.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2026 11:53 PM (1Ff7Z)

127 No, I was wrong. He said once he's from Leeds.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2026 11:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

128 Lifelong Republican is one thing, but is he rock-ribbed? That's equally important.

Posted by: Mega Ultra MAGA Man. at August 17, 2026 11:54 PM (JM9I6)

129 Oh yeah, I learned all about King Lear and that Somali Learing Center.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 11:54 PM (dIske)

130 Were David Doyle and Tom Bosley interchangeable?

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at August 17, 2026 11:56 PM (JM9I6)

131
The only thing they are learing is how to steal.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 11:57 PM (/QHx4)

132
103 >>>I've only vomited maybe 4 times in 70 years and really don't fancy it.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende

Twice in the last couple of years I’ve had something called a vertigo attack, which feels like either food poisoning or a horrible hangover, but has nothing to do with alcohol. The causes are very difficult to pin down. For me, day started off normal but then I started feeling dizzy and light headed; drove home quickly while I still could. (Hard to drive when the world is spinning)

Ended up laying on the bathroom floor for about 4 hours; even the slightest motion brought intensely painful attempts at vomiting. Finally lessened enough to sleep, and when I woke up I was back to normal.

Damned strange and scary event.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2026 11:58 PM (52Iog)

133 I watched dozens of those beard meats food dude vids. Frigging guy is a machine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 11:59 PM (S41Gd)

134 64 "There is no suggestion of impropriety on Swalwell’s part."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:26 PM (ndZc7)

Pfft. There was a lot more than suggestions. Most of the stuff in that new drop isn't even really new. We knew that back then (except, I think, for the attempted recruiting of Fang Fang).
Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 10:58 PM (kU0PQ)

There was no way that the FBI was trying to recruit Fang as an agent with hopes of getting useful info on the CCP from her. Her parents were MSS agents, so there was never any chance of her defecting or becoming our double. They only 'tried' to recruit her to give a reason to keep Swalwell in office, in case that info ever got out. His usefulness to the Dems ended when they needed a couple of people thrown over the side to help the Dems in the CA governor race. At that point, they cut him loose to have him fend for himself.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 18, 2026 12:00 AM (M/bUm)

135 Damned strange and scary event.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Sounds awful. I probably would have called the Rescue Squad. Elvis was found on the bathroom floor.

Posted by: 49 years ago at August 18, 2026 12:01 AM (JM9I6)

136 >>Over dinner at a seafood restaurant in Redwood City the night before her appointment, Ms. Bobreneva barely touched her crab cakes.

=================

Trump is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 11:50 PM (XJ22o)

omfg

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:02 AM (vE0+H)

137 Hey, I heard if the Johnson & Johnson vax did not kill you outright within days you were good to go.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 18, 2026 12:03 AM (0JXW+)

138 The two best things about that comment Blondie were that I read it bottom to top which I very rarely do, and also I only skimmed the article so I never saw that sentence. LMAO

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:04 AM (vE0+H)

139 Over dinner at a seafood restaurant in Redwood City the night before her appointment, Ms. Bobreneva barely touched her crab cakes.
_-_
Reads like an NPR storym

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 18, 2026 12:05 AM (J4Alq)

140 I doubt Bletchley Park could have deciphered Blonde Morticia's cryptic Firsts.

Posted by: Ye Olde Code Breaker at August 18, 2026 12:05 AM (JM9I6)

141 Tom Servo - TIA(s), possibly?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Not a doc at August 18, 2026 12:07 AM (XeU6L)

142
OH! Is that how it works? I just applied for a $100,000 loan. It hasn't been approved yet, but I'll just start writing checks for a home improvement project...

wait, what? The checks bounced? You're trying to sue me? But I had a loan application PENDING. omg now I'm afraid to even eat my crab cakes. (sob)

I understood that the law was for people who robbed old ladies using guns, not for well-intentioned people like me who intended to pay my bills... someday... as long as the loan was approved...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 12:07 AM (XJ22o)

143 I doubt Bletchley Park could have deciphered Blonde Morticia's cryptic Firsts.

Posted by: Ye Olde Code Breaker at August 18, 2026 12:05 AM (JM9I6)

The great thing about them is you never know for certain whether she banged them out in half a second or fretfully meditated over every keystroke. (don't spoil it for me)

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:07 AM (vE0+H)

144
The two best things about that comment Blondie were that I read it bottom to top which I very rarely do, and also I only skimmed the article so I never saw that sentence. LMAO
Posted by: ...

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Haha, I didn't know where to start with that article. Every sentence was enough to -- well, while we're on the topic of vomiting...

But the crab cakes.

I mean, I complained that I had no cane, until I saw a man who had no spats.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 12:10 AM (XJ22o)

145
The great thing about them is you never know for certain whether she banged them out in half a second or fretfully meditated over every keystroke. (don't spoil it for me)
Posted by: ...

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What's best about them is the never-ending giggles I get from the responses. You guys are hilarious.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 12:11 AM (XJ22o)

146 ...Ended up laying on the bathroom floor for about 4 hours; even the slightest motion brought intensely painful attempts at vomiting. Finally lessened enough to sleep, and when I woke up I was back to normal.

Damned strange and scary event.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Had a major vertigo attack some years ago-- first and only, thank God-- and it made me so seasick! Had hubby take me to urgent care clinic. I couldn't stand up straight, barely could walk due to dizziness. Couldn't turn my head without being overcome with nausea. Awful.

Turned out to be a problem with my inner ear-- particles suspended in that fluid inside the labyrinth. The Epley Maneuver, coupled with Zofran, worked wonders.

Still, had to take a whole week off work before it resolved.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:12 AM (rdVOm)

147
141 Tom Servo - TIA(s), possibly?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Not a doc at August 18, 2026 12:07 AM (XeU6L)

I researched, and there’s a description of what’s called a “vertigo attack” that fits the symptoms exactly. Believed to be a disruption of the inner ear for some reason.

One of those things where the potential causes range from the deadly to the trivial.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2026 12:14 AM (52Iog)

148
Damned strange and scary event.
Posted by: Tom Servo

===============

Vertigo is weird. I had a violent attack one Monday morning. I'll swear I vomited things other people had eaten, it was so much. It only lasted about an hour in my case. Four hours of that, agghh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 12:16 AM (XJ22o)

149 But the crab cakes.

I mean, I complained that I had no cane, until I saw a man who had no spats.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 12:10 AM (XJ22o)

The couple were so upset by the ordeal had to give the gardener a week off. And while she was in holding, their personal chef cried so hard he couldn't keep the flambe for the Steak Diane from going out.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:20 AM (vE0+H)

150 Keep calm, and ring Carson for tea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:22 AM (XeU6L)

151 103 >>>I've only vomited maybe 4 times in 70 years and really don't fancy it.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende

Having gotten my college edumacation during the days of two-dollar Boone's Farm and six-dollar cases of Old German, I probably averaged four times per weekend.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 18, 2026 12:22 AM (8ILPt)

152
See BPPV, benign parox-something vertigo. Inner ear "disturbance". I had an attack of that a while back. Nystagmus -- rapid eye movement -- is a symptom of that.

The inner ear provides your brain's attitude and acceleration sensing system. It's well adapted for life on the ground under 1g. Not so well adapted for 3D motion as on an airplane.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 12:23 AM (w6EFb)

153 "Their personal chef cried so hard"


Am I going to have to handle this? Cuz I will.

Posted by: Barack Imgay Obama at August 18, 2026 12:24 AM (avzFa)

154 128 Lifelong Republican is one thing, but is he rock-ribbed? That's equally important.
Posted by: Mega Ultra MAGA Man. at August 17, 2026 11:54 PM (JM9I6)

Are you a confident Heterosexual?

Posted by: Patrick Wayne at August 18, 2026 12:24 AM (Y/06r)

155 Honestly, I figure their immigration lawyer is half the problem here. Dude was obviously still operating under the "Biden mindset", rather than giving them honest details about how to follow the letter of the law and stay out of trouble. For that matter, if they had driven instead of flown...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 18, 2026 12:24 AM (aJQbY)

156 Nothing good happens before midnight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2026 12:25 AM (xVAOC)

157 Evening, MisHum, and ONT Horde. Back from a shopping trip to Punjab-on-the-Bow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:27 AM (1z8ji)

158 To clarify my intended point:
"They don't enforce *that*" is very plausible for them to have been advised. It's why having laws on the books that aren't consistently enforced is *bad*. Either enforce them as written, or change the law, or remove it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 18, 2026 12:27 AM (aJQbY)

159
Sit in a swivel chair and have some rotate you one way or the other. Your brain can sense which way you turned and about how much.

But that sensing only works for a little while. Under steading rotation, the things in your inner ear that sense that equilibrate, and you loose the sense you are rotating.

The coriolis accelerations in a rotating frame also wreak havoc with that rotation sensing system. About 5 or 6 RPM is the limit. Although some people can adapt to higher, but it's a bitch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 12:27 AM (w6EFb)

160 Hi, AOP. Were you able to get all the electrical supplies you require?

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)

161 Happy Monday Horde!

I have read content, not comments, I liked the food challenge, I am going to send it to one of my kids, he lost a Reeses' cup challenge many years back, I think he would like the video. Thanks MisHum for the ONT.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2026 12:28 AM (ibDUx)

162 Hi, Debby! Happy Monday

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)

163 Hi, AOP. Were you able to get all the electrical supplies you require?
Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)

I sure did, and my wallet is 600 Loonies lighter. Friggin' circuit breakers are 47 dollars each, now! I wonder if glass plug fuses will make a comeback?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:31 AM (1z8ji)

164 Had a nice visit with friends I had not seen since the Coof panic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:32 AM (1z8ji)

165 >>>Friggin' circuit breakers are 47 dollars each, now!

Yikes! That's robbery!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:33 AM (rdVOm)

166 Glass plug fuses.. pfft.

Just stick a penny in there. (And be certain your fire insurance policy is paid up.)

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

167 There was no way that the FBI was trying to recruit Fang as an agent with hopes of getting useful info on the CCP from her. ...

Posted by: Darrell Harris
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They could have convinced her that they would free, and bring her family over here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 12:36 AM (iLKq8)

168 Love the little lake dock & its view. Fabulous Led Zeppelin; so long ago.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. (French roots)

Watched a commercial this evening regarding an anti-viral for C19 exposure. That one clearly recommended it should not be taken by pregnant women as it might cause fetal harm. But also interesting, not all COVID-19 antivirals carry this same restriction as they work differently 'at the molecular level.' Though old, I was wondering if OB-GYNs nowadays are well trained to discuss the safest options for their young patients when new drugs (including anti-virals) are appearing rapidly. (More cans of worms.)

NYT, 'He Was a MAGA Patriot. ICE Took His Wife Away.' And it was lousy journalism with the worse color commentary. (A freezing holding room, hot van, she sent her engagement ring back to him for holding, lack of sleep - like a hospital, crabcake dinner, etc.) I hope the Asian tech guy does find true happiness in Cleveland, OH when he finally leaves Cali. 🤨

(Philly had a similar story of some guy who was flying his girlfriend to see a FIFA game featuring her country of origin. BS.)

Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 12:37 AM (NFX2v)

169 Glass fuse....$10.00? $12.00?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

170 The Chinese leadership are dreadful the way they treat their people. We should nuke Peking and the places where we know leadership will be. Throw the nation into chaos and like the Brits of old if we see a bad person growing into power, nuke him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 12:39 AM (iLKq8)

171 Glass fuse....$10.00? $12.00?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

A penny only costs one cent...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 18, 2026 12:41 AM (UdecX)

172 Just stick a penny in there. (And be certain your fire insurance policy is paid up.)
Posted by: JQ
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Hmm. Probably a good idea to use a pre-1982 penny. Conductivity of copper being higher than zinc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:41 AM (XeU6L)

173 101 Are we still sending money to Ukraine for the dwarf to steal it?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Always built into the plan.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 12:41 AM (NFX2v)

174 I will weigh in because really everything is about me. I had a very similar vertigo bathroom attack - I guess it was vertigo, no idea. Was vomiting for hours from about 9pm. Finally at 2am I realized I had these old prescription anti-nausea tablets from surgery and would you believe those little tiny fuckers saved me a trip to the emergency room. Zofran. It has saved me a number of times.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 12:42 AM (vE0+H)

175 The Chinese leadership are dreadful the way they treat their people. We should nuke Peking and the places where we know leadership will be. Throw the nation into chaos and like the Brits of old if we see a bad person growing into power, nuke him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 12:39 AM (iLKq

Interesting concept. Maybe we should try it on the Iranians first and see if it works.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 18, 2026 12:43 AM (UdecX)

176 Cheers, JQ, I'm buying if anyone is thirsty.

I should confess that I went to a local pub for dinner on Saturday and I got in a conversation that started out fine until this guy discovered that I was conservative, after that the shit pretty much hit the fan. He is a town councilor and he is an asshole.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2026 12:44 AM (ibDUx)

177 Glass fuse....$10.00? $12.00?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

$10.99 for a pack of two, 15 amp, at Canadian Tire. In my youth, I think they were 50 cents or so. Old electric ranges were full of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 12:45 AM (1z8ji)

178 49. Ha I think that may just test their whirlwind romance a bit much. Skew didn't leave Russia just to go back.
Posted by: Dandalo

You're right. But maybe she only left their future dream house in Cleveland, OH and flew to Cali to meet him.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2026 12:46 AM (NFX2v)

179 The great thing about them is you never know for certain whether she banged them out in half a second or fretfully meditated over every keystroke. (don't spoil it for me)
Posted by: ...

What's best about them is the never-ending giggles I get from the responses. You guys are hilarious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


It's still my headcanon that you don't care about firsts, but your pet cat is feuding with Sponge and Elric.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 12:51 AM (VHUov)

180 ===============

Vertigo is weird. I had a violent attack one Monday morning. I'll swear I vomited things other people had eaten, it was so much. It only lasted about an hour in my case. Four hours of that, agghh.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Promethazine, get a script then keep the bottle on hand.
Good for a minimum of 5 yr.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 12:51 AM (iLKq8)

181 A penny only costs one cent...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


.....for now. Since they stopped minting them, scarcity will drive the cost up.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 12:53 AM (VHUov)

182 Sorry you had to deal with a jerk, Debby.

Everything was fine until he discovered that you're not a sheep... typical leftard.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:53 AM (rdVOm)

183 Interesting concept. Maybe we should try it on the Iranians first and see if it works.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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We've been doing that rapaciously but they are like lizards; cut one up and it comes back as three.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 12:54 AM (iLKq8)

184 Greenland - we need to buy it.

Cap Susi weather station, Greenland, 1944
Operation Bassgeiger @11:35

[The Germans] built a small wooden hut among some rocks to house their important radio equipment which was vital for the continuing operation of the weather station.

April 1944, a six-man team from the Danish Sledge Patrol attacked the Germans who fought back. The Danes fleeing, but one German officer was killed in the exchange.

The remaining 26 Germans then radioed home, requesting evacuation. The Luftwaffe decided to evacuate the men by air. The Germans found a stretch of firm level sea ice some 5 to 6 km south of the base.

And on the 3rd of June 1944, a large Ju290 piloted by Hauptmann Schlack-Lebahn flew from Monazan in southern France, landed and rescued all 26 Germans, and then flew back to France without incident, a round trip of about 5,000 mi.

https://youtu.be/Ufig2ip-_PI?t=694

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 12:58 AM (iLKq8)

185 In my youth, I think they were 50 cents or so.-AOP

In my youth everything was a lot cheaper. But then money was worth something.

Posted by: Case at August 18, 2026 12:59 AM (VrYHL)

186 I had my first suspected vertigo attack a few months ago. I could barely walk. Ended up at urgent care, then the ER. I've had a few since then, but nothing as bad as the first. My visit with the ENT doc is later this week.

Posted by: PabloD at August 18, 2026 01:00 AM (zDDmD)

187 Everything was fine until he discovered that you're not a sheep... typical leftard.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 12:53 AM (rdVOm)

I was sort of throwing stuff at the wall today and realized something I knew but had never thought about. The Left (leftists, not leftards) doesn't care about ideology at all. One of the reasons they always end up killing each other. All they really care about is that they can make you lie for them.

Because whether you're a big dummy or a very low personality, if you will repeat their lies, they know you are controllable. That's one of the reasons (besides the obvious) that lying is so integral to everything they do. Anyone can tell the truth about something, even accidentally, or when it suits them. But if you are willing to repeat a particular lie, or set of lies, you are temporarily useful.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:00 AM (vE0+H)

188 JQ, the odds of meeting a conservative in this state are astronomical, makes it all the more special when you do meet one. He was an ardent supporter of Anthony Fauci and when I brought up some cold hard facts about Fauci he went ballistic and called me ignorant, I told him that I was glad that he was not my councilor. Unfortunately my councilor is the lesbian from out of town who he thinks is just wonderful. Oh well.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2026 01:01 AM (ibDUx)

189 Have many copper penny's. They are the perfect anodes for aluminum boats. Don't know about the zinc one's.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:01 AM (iLKq8)

190 My visit with the ENT doc is later this week.
Posted by: PabloD

Hope it gets resolved!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:01 AM (rdVOm)

191 Another possibility for vertigo (mine) is Meniere's Disease.

The chambers of the inner ear each have their own fluid supply that's being constantly created and destroyed. In most people, that balances out. If you have Meniere's, it doesn't, and eventually the pressure breaks the flimsy membranes between the chambers, and the "wrong" fluid winds up in both chambers.

That causes instant-onset vertigo if the chamber dealing with balance gets hit. So instant that some people just drop to the floor when it happens. Thankfully mine isn't that bad, but it does send me stumbling in a zig-zag line for the commode. I called myself an ambulance the first time it happened in my 40s; thought I had a brain tumor or something.

It also causes progressive hearing loss when the chamber dealing with hearing gets hit.

In 80% of people, it only hits one ear. Nobody knows why. And nobody really knows what causes it in the first place, despite it being identified in the mid 1800s. "Stay hydrated" is the only thing the ENT could say. Cut down on caffeine & salt.

Thankfully, I'm a one-ear person, so I can still hear fine on one side. Huey Lewis has the 2-ear version, and it ended his singing career.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 01:02 AM (VHUov)

192 Leftist, leftard, whatever... not my people.

Should I GAF about the labels? That seems... left-ish.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

193 Have many copper penny's. They are the perfect anodes for aluminum boats. Don't know about the zinc one's.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:01 AM

Uh, you might want to look at the Electromotive Series. Aluminum boats are perfect anodes for copper pennies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 01:06 AM (1z8ji)

194
Thankfully, I'm a one-ear person, so I can still hear fine on one side. Huey Lewis has the 2-ear version, and it ended his singing career.
Posted by: mikeski
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Completely deaf in my right ear. I refer to my left ear as my 'better' ear

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 01:08 AM (XeU6L)

195 Uh, you might want to look at the Electromotive Series. Aluminum boats are perfect anodes for copper pennies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Are you positive?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2026 01:13 AM (XeU6L)

196
Alan Shepard had Meniere's, which kept him grounded until they developed some surgical procedure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 01:14 AM (w6EFb)

197
Shepard was the oldest man to leave earth orbit until Artemis II, when Reid Weisman took it. Shepard remains the oldest man to walk on the Moon. Charlie Duke is the youngest.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 01:17 AM (w6EFb)

198 22 Keep on reading that as fat checker.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 10:29 PM (iLKq


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Glenn Kessler has a soft face -- I wouldn't be surprised if little old ladies were still pinching his chubby cheeks until his own hair went grey -- and he avoids full-body shots, but no double chin. Fat check: soyboy.

Posted by: SciVo at August 18, 2026 01:17 AM (L3Npt)

199 Every now and then I find a wheat back penny in my change.
I always put it with my other wheat backs, never spend them. I don't know why I collect them, I just do.

Posted by: Case at August 18, 2026 01:18 AM (VrYHL)

200 Been looking for a bar in town. Gonna' try out this one.

No Excessively Baggy Clothing
No Pants Worn Below the Waist
No Basketball Shorts
No House-shoes or Slides
No Tank tops or Sleeveless Shirts (Men)
No Beanies, Bandanas, or Du-rags
No Sunglasses
No Hoodies Worn on the Head
No Clothing with Offensive Prints, Images, or Words
No Cuts, Colors, or Insignias
No Weapons Including but Not Limited to Guns: Knives, Multi-tools and Box Cutters, etc.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:24 AM (iLKq8)

201 Should I GAF about the labels? That seems... left-ish.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

It's shorthand, not labels. I use leftist for the movement people. These are the ones who will do absolutely anything for power. They are the ones running the country for the most part. Any elected official with those leanings is leftist.

Leftards on the other hand are the people who believe them or buy enough of the story or are just ignorant enough (BIRM) to stay on the plantation. They have no idea that it ends with killing fields even if many are so weak and spineless and dumb they would go along when it came to that.

Leftists, OTOH, know the killing fields are what is ahead.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:26 AM (vE0+H)

202 Well, 11:20 PM here, and I am getting sleepy. Had a weird thing happen at the gas station in Calgary today. Put card in pump, selected $100 as the fill amount, authorized card, and began filling. Pump kicked out at $25, and the lamps behind the three fuel grade buttons began flashing. I hit "regular" again, and the pump tally went to zero, put the nozzle back in the tank, and ran it up to $74 and change. No receipt printed. Went into the office, told the counter guy what happened, and he said, "my display shows only one sale for $74.76" I said "did I just get $25 worth of free gas?" "Maybe you did."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 01:26 AM (1z8ji)

203 Today was a good Monday. Trash day. Checked the doormat first thing, in case Cat had left another carcass-- wanted to get it into the bin before pick up, LOL!

Nope, just a blob of... more than *the green part*... but he'd eaten all the rest. Yay! :green: Swept it into the flowerbed.

Critters, sheesh.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

204 Nomenclature

>>Uh, you might want to look at the Electromotive Series. Aluminum boats are perfect anodes for copper pennies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Whichever way would it not result in no structural corrosion?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:27 AM (iLKq8)

205 Many administrators and neighbors are leftist. I don't mean it's only politicians. But the vast majority are just leftards. They can be shocked out of it but it takes a lot. Leftists will never come out of it without Jesus.

Posted by: ... at August 18, 2026 01:27 AM (vE0+H)

206
Well, I'll be. Margaret Hamilton, whom we talked about a while back of Apollo Guidance Computer code fame, just turned 90 today:

https://t.ly/vMaED

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 01:29 AM (w6EFb)

207
Critters, sheesh.

Posted by: JQ
---

Good cat.
In the country, neighbor asked me if I wasn't worried about sneks.
Nope, cats and dogs get all of them. Rabbits too. ... no telling what else.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:30 AM (iLKq8)

208 Okay, I'll buy that description of -ist vs. -tard.

Thanks for breaking it down for me!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

209
And Gene Kranz' birthday was today as well. He turned 93.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 01:31 AM (w6EFb)

210 Soon realized it was time to let her go, stopped petting and she was gone in a few minutes.
Posted by: Farmer

Wow. That's a memory.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 18, 2026 01:34 AM (DZ9Lv)

211 Whichever way would it not result in no structural corrosion?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 01:27 AM (iLKq

I just did a search. The recommended anodes for aluminum boats are, get this, aluminum. There is also something called "navalloy". Anodes are most important if your boat is moored in salt or brackish water.

Seriously, this is something, that if done wrong, could destroy the value of your boat. I'd recommend seeking advice from your boat's manufacturer, or a long-established marine hardware dealer in your AO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 01:36 AM (1z8ji)

212
Okay, I'll buy that description of -ist vs. -tard.

Thanks for breaking it down for me!
Posted by: JQ

===============

I thought it was a good explanation, too.

What I don't care about these days is labels like communist, socialist, Marxist, Islamist, because lefties proudly cop to those now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 01:37 AM (XJ22o)

213 Off to the rack for me. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 01:38 AM (1z8ji)

214 Lil bro left yesterday & got home early this morning.

The whole time he was here, I wondered about his little rat-dog (10lb terrier mix, very old) as she didn't interact much with anyone.

Poor thing just walked in circles when they first got here. By the last day, she was sleeping all the time. Had to keep looking carefully to see whether she was even breathing. I'm surprised the little thing was still alive-- she looked awful last summer and seemed sick.

Just glad she didn't poo in the house!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:40 AM (rdVOm)

215 Night AOP.

Sweet dreams Horde, trash day eve here, those barrels are going to be heavy to roll in the morning, I got rid of some stuff!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2026 01:41 AM (ibDUx)

216 Night, Debby & AOP!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

217 The Iran war is one draft dump won't be able to dodge by claiming bone spurs. Now doofus wants to bomb our ally Oman! From 1973 Impeachment with honor!

Posted by: raimondo at August 18, 2026 01:43 AM (uEmae)

218 Speaking of -tards....

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)

219 Speaking of -tards....
Posted by: JQ


That's insulting to the average -tard.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 01:55 AM (VHUov)

220 Heh. You're right, mikeski.. Sorry!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)

221 Slow night around here it seems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2026 02:03 AM (S41Gd)

222 Howdy, Bers!

Yeah, I guess plenty of Morons still have jobs or somethin'

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

223 ... or "lives"

or some reason to wake in the A.M.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:05 AM (rdVOm)

224 Finally off work.
Days with not much to do are really long. 8 hours seems like 11.
4 days left until vacation. Man do I need a break.
Beer's cracked. Off to catch up on comments.

Posted by: Reforger at August 18, 2026 02:06 AM (COjc4)

225 Donald dump has got himself in a terrible jam way down yonder in IRAN. This is one draft he won't be able to dodge! You can call names ;but can't refute what I say!

Posted by: raimondo at August 18, 2026 02:08 AM (uEmae)

226 Vodaphone is supplying thousands of free SIM cards loaded with six months of data to a charity that hands them out to illegal migrants arriving in the UK via boats

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:10 AM (iLKq8)

227 I could really go for a 6- or 7-figure, no-show, do-nothing "job" right about now!

But just can't fake the ideology required to enter that circle of demons.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:10 AM (rdVOm)

228 This is one draft he won't be able to dodge! You can call names ;but can't refute what I say!
Posted by: raimondo


He's too old to be drafted.

There is no draft if even if he was of age.

What are we supposed to "refute?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 02:14 AM (VHUov)

229
There's that old saying, often attribute to Mark Twain: Never argue with a fool, onlooker may have trouble telling the difference.

And then another one sort of similar as never drop down to a fool (or idiot's) level -- they've had far more practice than you down there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

230 Didn't BJ Clit-on pardon all the draft-dodgers?

Nontroversy.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

231 @228 try and refute donald dump has got himself in a terrible jam way down yonder in Iran. You can't and you know it!

Posted by: raimondo at August 18, 2026 02:22 AM (uEmae)

232 You know, one sign of dementia is-- repeating one's self...

Stuck in a loop.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

233 Because that's a value judgment, and not a verifiable fact, Einstein.

"Refute that Sydney Sweeney is hot."

Can't be done.

Maybe you think it can, since your side, in their own words "chooses truth over facts."

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 02:26 AM (VHUov)

234
I dispute "down yonder". It should be "over yonder", I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 02:28 AM (w6EFb)

235 You know, one sign of dementia is-- repeating one's self...
Stuck in a loop.
Posted by: JQ


History, it repeats itself
It repeats, it repeats itself
And they’ll come for you too, in the end

https://youtu.be/VICAjO51wPw

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 02:28 AM (VHUov)

236 Howdy, Bers!

Yeah, I guess plenty of Morons still have jobs or somethin'

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)


Originally I wasn't doing shit tomorrow. It was supposed to be nice, but now it looks like rain here and there. I was going to give Mrs B's bike a service and going over, and then a ride. Not taking it to the shop if it's going to rain. I might end up there anyway to tinker with other shit if it's going to rain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2026 02:30 AM (S41Gd)

237 Rain... ah, yes... I remember rain...

We had a tiny bit last week. There was some back in June, too.

Alas, none in our immediate future. Sad.

Mid- to high-90s for the next couple of weeks, ugh!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)

238 I dispute "down yonder". It should be "over yonder", I think.
Posted by: publius


Depends where you live. Iran is "down yonder" from Russia and some of the former-soviet 'stans. I guess we know what bot farm Rainman works on.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 02:33 AM (VHUov)

239 Rain... ah, yes... I remember rain...

We had a tiny bit last week. There was some back in June, too.

Alas, none in our immediate future. Sad.

Mid- to high-90s for the next couple of weeks, ugh!

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)

August here has been shit. A nice day, then a rain day, a nice day, and a rain day. Its not really that hot though. July was beautiful, cooler than normal, maybe rain a couple days. August..is..shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2026 02:36 AM (S41Gd)

240 August is shit here, too. Every year. And so is July.

I'm ready to sell *everything* and move to a cooler place. Heat and blazing sun is depressing to me. Debilitating.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)

241
Something I didn't know, or didn't remember that I'm going over now is the Ancient Greek Homos estimated the distance to the Moon pretty damned accurately. They came up with 60 earth radii.

They also estimated the distance to the Sun, but were off by a factor of 10. They couldn't measure an angle close enough and the distance varied greatly with small changes in an angle they were trying to measure, and came up with about 1200 earth radii.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 02:43 AM (w6EFb)

242 Sam Kinison had the right idea:

"Move out of the fcuking desert!"

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

243 Good night, horde.

Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 03:04 AM (rdVOm)

244 But how many turtles did the Greeks estimate were holding up the Earth?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 18, 2026 03:06 AM (DZ9Lv)

245 Something I didn't know, or didn't remember that I'm going over now is the Ancient Greek Homos estimated the distance to the Moon pretty damned accurately.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 02:43 AM (w6EFb)
-

So... Greek homos were into mooning.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 18, 2026 03:14 AM (vUecY)

246 Up early

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 03:17 AM (Ia/+0)

247
So... Greek homos were into mooning.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


And spooning, by many accounts.

Jeez, not even to 250 ejaculations by 3:30 AM -- this place has gotten soft.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:26 AM (trSL4)

248 I wish the Spanish would just issue shoot to kill orders in Ceuta.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:28 AM (jPziU)

249
They knew the earth was a sphere, but had a geocentric view, thinking the earth was at the center of the cosmos, and the heavens just rotated around it. They didn't have a notion of gravity as we think of it. There were the four elements, earth, water, air, and fire. Everything had its place, with earth at the lowest, water above it, then air and fire. The earth was at the center, and closest to the center, where "it wanted to go". So nothing needed to hold it up, because it was at the center.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 03:29 AM (w6EFb)

250 242 Sam Kinison had the right idea:

"Move out of the fcuking desert!"
Posted by: JQ at August 18, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:33 AM (jPziU)

251
It finally happened after finding connections among over five thousand folks that are associated in some way in my family tree -- there now are two murderers firmly in it.

Folks murdered and folks suicidal have been in the melee for some time now. In any of these cases my reaction is usually the same: a disappointed, "Oh...", followed by a long pause to reflect on human nature, which is flawed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:34 AM (trSL4)

252 Spanish as well as other Europeans are a blood thirsty bubch, we will see if the Leftists got that out of them

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 03:34 AM (Ia/+0)

253 231: read the Vienna Convention of 1961 if your programmers will let you. Read it. Slowly.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:34 AM (jPziU)

254 So... Greek homos were into mooning.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole l

That's no moon

Posted by: Miklos, because somebody had to at August 18, 2026 03:34 AM (XOG/m)

255 trumpf child in fraud he holliday is texas libertarian parking tickets, fines warren was arrested for free marylin fowler butch lesbian who the fraud found in west virginia! gov. norman. The green party. Talk show she has been look what hanger against the antifa is press have stopped as malcolm X not enough. Bye bye war mongers.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 18, 2026 03:35 AM (XOG/m)

256 226 Vodaphone is supplying thousands of free SIM cards loaded with six months of data to a charity that hands them out to illegal migrants arriving in the UK via boats
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2026 02:10 AM (iLKq

The sooner we stop calling them “migrants”, the better.

What I wouldn’t do for Queen Letizia to kick the Spanish PM right in the balls, while she is in her stilettos. Actually, on second thought, it would probably do nothing to him.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:38 AM (jPziU)

257
255


I encountered Machines for Sale. I read Machines for Sale.

Machines for Sale was like a close friend to me.

You, ray-ray, are no Machines for Sale.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:38 AM (trSL4)

258 I dispute "down yonder". It should be "over yonder", I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

"Way Down Yonder" properly refers exclusively to New Orleans.

Posted by: Miklos adduces numerous musical compositions as evidence at August 18, 2026 03:39 AM (XOG/m)

259 The earth was at the center, and closest to the center, where "it wanted to go". So nothing needed to hold it up, because it was at the center.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 03:29 AM (w6EFb)

How much does a star weigh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:40 AM (Ot/FD)

260 You, ray-ray, are no Machines for Sale.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle

Nor even a Tickled Pink

Posted by: Miklos sees psychological similarities though at August 18, 2026 03:41 AM (XOG/m)

261
n those parts of the country that recognizes "hollers", the phrase "up yonder" was decidedly appropriate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:41 AM (trSL4)

262 How much does a star weigh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Before or after Wegovy?

Posted by: Hollywood Agent, paid by the pound at August 18, 2026 03:42 AM (XOG/m)

263 “He Was a MAGA Patriot. ICE Took His Wife Away.
The case represents a new front in President Trump’s mass deportation drive: arrests at airports of people who have active immigration cases and no criminal history.”

Overstaying/violating the terms of your visa is most certainly a crime, even though that makes the media VERY UPSET. The idea that people need passports and visas to enter the United States is just so horrifying to them. Never mind every other country in the world does the same thing.

Send her ass back.

And we need to check people’s passports coming AND going specifically to make sure people are following the terms of their visas and are leaving when the visa says to leave.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:42 AM (jPziU)

264 But how many turtles did the Greeks estimate were holding up the Earth?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 18, 2026 03:06 AM (DZ9Lv)


Just one very big guy named Atlas.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 03:42 AM (ZVgZ4)

265
How much does a star weigh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko


$20, same as in town.

(Always appropriate, not always coherent!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:43 AM (trSL4)

266 How much does a star weigh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:40 AM (Ot/FD)

A lot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:43 AM (jPziU)

267 The migrant craze is just Colonialism with a different travel agent.

If a country is a craphole and the people who live there shouldn't even live there but instead "deserve" to submit to your rule and be One Of You, what's the difference between shipping them all in to your own country's borders to exploit them, or just moving a bunch of your own people there to exploit them?

Either way, you're simply claiming the ethnos of entire regions of the world as your own property to dispose of as you will.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:43 AM (Ot/FD)

268 n those parts of the country that recognizes "hollers", the phrase "up yonder" was decidedly appropriate.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

"Up" is for Bug Tussle; "Over" is generally used for Pixley

Posted by: Hank Kimball, County Agent at August 18, 2026 03:43 AM (XOG/m)

269 Either way, you're simply claiming the ethnos of entire regions of the world as your own property to dispose of as you will.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Dibs on Iceland

Posted by: Imperial Austro-Hungarian Miklos at August 18, 2026 03:44 AM (XOG/m)

270 255: quit posting drunk.

Go read the Vienna Convention of 1961. Very. Very. Slowly. Don’t come back until you are done.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:44 AM (jPziU)

271 And we need to check people’s passports coming AND going specifically to make sure people are following the terms of their visas and are leaving when the visa says to leave.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 03:42 AM (jPziU)

Has there ever been a successful legal defense of a bank robbery by claiming No Take Backsies because you manage to clear the front threshold with the cash before you got arrested?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:44 AM (Ot/FD)

272 But how many turtles did the Greeks estimate were holding up the Earth?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 18, 2026 03:06 AM (DZ9Lv)

Just one very big guy named Atlas.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Charles Atlas

Patron Saint of 98 pound weeklings

Posted by: Miklos thinks you had to send money though at August 18, 2026 03:46 AM (XOG/m)

273 Charles Atlas

Patron Saint of 98 pound weeklings
Posted by: Miklos thinks you had to send money though at August 18, 2026 03:46 AM (XOG/m)

Defender of Sand Castles

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:46 AM (Ot/FD)

274
It's a more modern corruption that Atlas was condemned to hold up the earth. His task was to hold up the sky, the celestial sphere. Early depictions had him holding a globe, which came to be thought of as the earth. That globe was originally the sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 03:48 AM (w6EFb)

275 Go read the Vienna Convention of 1961. Very. Very. Slowly. Don’t come back until you are done.
Posted by: Cow Demon

Not sure what country would grant raindoodoo Consular Status

Posted by: Miklos Plenipotentiary (bonus points for using that word) at August 18, 2026 03:48 AM (XOG/m)

276 Defender of Sand Castles
Posted by: Warai-otoko

But somehow the 98 pound weaklings always had the chicks at the beach

Posted by: Miklos was confuselated at August 18, 2026 03:50 AM (XOG/m)

277 That globe was originally the sky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 03:48 AM (w6EFb)

Wasn't there some thing in various mythologies where Gibraltar and the Bosphorus were where Atlas placed his feet, or something? I remember something like that being a thing. Maybe Hesiod or one of those dudes, but I'm not sure how good their cartography game was at the time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:51 AM (Ot/FD)

278
From Half-Wiki Pedophilia:

Bug Tussle [Texas] has been noted for its unusual place name. More than seventy Bug Tussle highway signs have been stolen.

The most accepted origin to Bug Tussle's name was from an incident in the 1890s when a swarm of insects spoiled an ice cream social. Another possible origin of the name comes from picnickers, who watched bugs fight after eating. Another possible origin comes from two residents who wanted to change the name. During an argument, the town got distracted by the sight of two dung beetles fighting.


That last origin is "Squirrel!" adjacent and thus most credible, IMHO. That the fight involved two dung beetles is just * chef's kiss *.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:52 AM (trSL4)

279 276 Defender of Sand Castles
Posted by: Warai-otoko

But somehow the 98 pound weaklings always had the chicks at the beach
Posted by: Miklos was confuselated at August 18, 2026 03:50 AM (XOG/m)

My big confusion was wondering why I should bother to pay a guy to get jacked to impress some chick who would leave me at the drop of a hat like that as if she was throwing out a half eaten candy bar that wasn't to her liking. Good riddance, really. Thank you, Beach Meathead. You just saved me from canoodling with a horrible person.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:54 AM (Ot/FD)

280 To counter Aristotle and Ptolemy I present Aristarchus of Samos who postulated a heliocentric model of what we now call the solar system, including a rotating Earth:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristarchus_of_Samos

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 03:55 AM (ZVgZ4)

281
"Beach Meatheads" would be a great name for an all-male beach volleyball team.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:57 AM (trSL4)

282 "Beach Meatheads" would be a great name for an all-male beach volleyball team.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:57 AM (trSL4)

Just don't call it "banana league".

...

Or at least make them wear full trunks if you do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 03:58 AM (Ot/FD)

283
Dung beetles are one of Nature's miracles -- creatures who never get tired of others' shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 03:59 AM (trSL4)

284 >> How much does a star weigh?

A sanctified shit ton.

One solar mass is about 330K earth masses (or about 1000 Jupiter masses). No, in the Milky Way, the mass range of stars goes from about .08 to 100-150 solar masses. Anything less than that can't be a star, as it doesn't get "heavy" enough to fuse hydrogen. More massive stars have shorter and shorter lifetimes. At some point, they just can't get any bigger.

Now, the distribution of those stars. The majority of stars are less massive than the sun, being red dwarfs up to about 0.5 solar masses. The mean mass is somewhere around 0.3 - 0.4.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 03:59 AM (w6EFb)

285 But if Atlas is holding the Sphere of the Heavens, wouldn’t the Earth be inside it? Where would this big guy stand anyway? On the place where Archimedes would stand to use a lever to move the Earth? And where would the fulcrum be?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 04:00 AM (ZVgZ4)

286 The mean mass is somewhere around 0.3 - 0.4.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Sounds like Darleen all right

Posted by: Miklos is somehow attracted at August 18, 2026 04:02 AM (XOG/m)

287 Had instant oatmeal and a bacon , egg and cheese on English muffin

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 04:03 AM (Ia/+0)

288
If one of Atlas' feet was set beside the Strait of Gibraltar and the other was beside the Bosporus, than what part of the ancient world was situated directly beneath Atlas' dangley bits?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 04:04 AM (trSL4)

289 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 03:59 AM (w6EFb)

Weight.... not mass

Getting at the mythological cosmologies that viewed the heavens as weightless and floating in a big sphere with the heavy earth at the middle... they really weren't far off from the truth. From a terrestrial perspective, the heavenly objects really don't have "weight", in spite of being so massive. What's pulling on them? The Earth? Not significantly. So they look like they're just floating. Because they kind of are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 04:05 AM (Ot/FD)

290
288


then, dammit

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 18, 2026 04:06 AM (trSL4)

291
The Atlas myth goes back before they realized the earth was a sphere. His stood in the far west at the Garden of the Hesperides.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:06 AM (w6EFb)

292 If one of Atlas' feet was set beside the Strait of Gibraltar and the other was beside the Bosporus, than what part of the ancient world was situated directly beneath Atlas' dangley bits?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

The Isle of Lesbos

Not that they would care

Posted by: Miklos thinks the shadow might provoke merriment at August 18, 2026 04:08 AM (XOG/m)

293 Today, we fight in the shade of Atlas's balls!

Posted by: Testicles, Ancient Greek Homo at August 18, 2026 04:11 AM (Ealv7)

294 What would happen if you "turned off gravity"? Well, everything would just start flinging off in a straight line! But what is gravity? What does it act on? Mass. To remove gravity, you'd have to remove mass. So now you have a bunch of massless objects. And massless objects have no inertia, so they wouldn't keep going in a straight line, they'd just stop.

So stopping Gravity would look just like stopping Time.

*bong rip*

Dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 04:12 AM (Ot/FD)

295
Pythagoras and some other first proposed the earth was a sphere around the 500s BC. This was just because a sphere was a perfect shape.

Then Aristotle came along and noticed that ships disappeared bottom first on the horizon, and that the earth casts a round shadow on the Moon during the partial lunar eclipse phases.

And then Eratosthenes did the shadow and stick thing and came up with a pretty good estimate of the radius of earth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:13 AM (w6EFb)

296 There was a guy who thought the world was a cylinder. Hera-something or other. Not Heraclitus, I don't think.

But from the same neighborhood.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 04:16 AM (Ot/FD)

297 And then Eratosthenes did the shadow and stick thing and came up with a pretty good estimate of the radius of earth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Ima try that on Darleen next time she passes out in the inflatable pool

Posted by: Miklos risks his life for Science at August 18, 2026 04:16 AM (XOG/m)

298 So stopping Gravity would look just like stopping Time.

*bong rip*

Dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

But, like, how would you even know?

Maybe it's happening right now

Posted by: Miklos passes the bomg at August 18, 2026 04:17 AM (XOG/m)

299
Had instant oatmeal and a bacon , egg and cheese on English muffin
Posted by: Skip

================

I wonder if breakfasting like that would help me detox from coffee.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:18 AM (XJ22o)

300 I wonder if breakfasting like that would help me detox from coffee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

HEATHEN

Posted by: *invokes the mighty Bustelo for protection* at August 18, 2026 04:20 AM (XOG/m)

301 You know it's hot and humid when you need the AC at 4 AM

Posted by: Miklos, hot but unflustered at August 18, 2026 04:23 AM (XOG/m)

302 >> What would happen if you "turned off gravity"?

There was some woo-woo nonsense that spread on Tik-Tok that gravity was going to turn off for a few second during the recent solar eclipse.

Now, the current best theory of gravity is General Relativity, the Einstein Field Equations. Big 'G', Newton's gravitational constant is in there as a coupling constant.

However, the mathematical form of the EFE does not allow for G to be anything but a constant. IOW, saying turning off gravity is a mathematical contradiction there.

People have proposed something like a time-varying G, but to do that, you've got to add something else to the equations, making it different from GR. And, the more and more they look, the tighter and tighter the constraints on how much different the true theory of gravity can be from Einstein.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:23 AM (w6EFb)

303 Most weekends I have coffee first but don't have anything to eat for a couple hours.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 04:24 AM (Ia/+0)

304 People have proposed something like a time-varying G




Darleen's G spot varies over time

It's in there somewhere, but where

Posted by: Miklos repeats experiments because inconsistent results at August 18, 2026 04:25 AM (XOG/m)

305 If you approached masslessnes as a limit m-> 0, you will get a lot of acceleration for very little, almost no force. In a Newtonian world you could travel at near infinite speed. Hence the inertialess drive of some very early scientifiction stories. In Einstein’s world you could travel at near lightspeed. Put that in your bong and smoke it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 04:25 AM (ZVgZ4)

306
massless objects have no inertia, so they wouldn't keep going in a straight line, they'd just stop.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

===============

(sits up, dizzy)

Wait. Don't you mean massless objects have no momentum? Because, if they have no momentum, that's why they would stop.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:27 AM (XJ22o)

307
Most weekends I have coffee first but don't have anything to eat for a couple hours.
Posted by: Skip

==============

That's the kind of toxicity I'm trying to rid myself of.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:28 AM (XJ22o)

308 And, the more and more they look, the tighter and tighter the constraints on how much different the true theory of gravity can be from Einstein.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:23 AM (w6EFb)

If G were not constant, then some mass would have to be more mass-y than others. As if one electron could be more charge-y or spin-y than another one.

And yet mass is "floopy". It's not absolute or constant, it changes based on how fast it's going, or how close it is to other masses.

And yet another yet.... G stays constant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 04:29 AM (Ot/FD)

309
I wonder if breakfasting like that would help me detox from coffee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

HEATHEN
Posted by: *invokes the mighty Bustelo for protection*

=============

It's in the discussion stage.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2026 04:30 AM (XJ22o)

310 In Einstein’s world you could travel at near lightspeed. Put that in your bong and smoke it.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

In college, I knew some guys who, after a few few bong hits, were smarter than Einstein.

They solved ALL the world's problems

Posted by: Miklos vaguely remembers Marx being part of that at August 18, 2026 04:31 AM (XOG/m)

311 They solved ALL the world's problems
Posted by: Miklos vaguely remembers Marx being part of that at August 18, 2026 04:31 AM (XOG/m)

The Labor Theory of Chromodynamics.

Quarks of the World, Unite!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 04:31 AM (Ot/FD)

312 What if momentum is conserved, but rest mass goes to zero? Better, consider the momentum-energy four vector… Oh never mind, it requires maths…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2026 04:31 AM (ZVgZ4)

313 >> It's not absolute or constant, it changes based on how fast it's going, or how close it is to other masses.

That's the distinction between rest mass and relativistic mass. You can think of the mass of a particle as being multiplied by gamma. But that view is sort of problematic.

Energy is mass and mass is energy via mc^2. And mass is inertia. Energy gravitates and has inertia. A box containing light bouncing back forth has more inertia than an empty box. And it gravitates.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:38 AM (w6EFb)

314
And it gets even more than that. In GR, the source of the gravitational field (which is the curvature of spacetime), is the stress-energy tensor. The math here, well, hoo-boy.

But this means the source of the gravitational field is four things. Mass-energy, the currents of said mass-energy, plus *momentum* and the currents of that momentum.

The momentum part means that gravity depends on *pressure*. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. That pressure term contribution goes as p/c^2. That is the mass equivalent of pressure. For most matter, that is vanishingly small. But when you get really, really dense objects, like neutron stars, that becomes significant.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:41 AM (w6EFb)

315 A box containing light bouncing back forth has more inertia than an empty box. And it gravitates.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:38 AM (w6EFb)

"Awww, dang it, stop leaning on the science box, Larry, we're trying to measure it here!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 04:42 AM (Ot/FD)

316 Heading out
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2026 04:43 AM (Ia/+0)

317 gravity depends on *pressure*.

I haven't had gas bad enough to alter gravity in quite some time.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 04:45 AM (VHUov)

318
That pressure thing makes for a interesting runaway effect. Imagine a spherical mass distribution and you start packing more and more mass onto it, and you hold some constant density requirement (artificial, but this would be a perfect incompressible fluid).

Now, as you pile more and more mass on it, the pressure in the center increases. But, that pressure increases the gravity. So the pressure required to resist the gravity increases the gravity even more.

The result is that for a spherical mass distribution of constant density, the radius can be no less than 9/8 of the Schwarzschild radius. At that point, the pressure at the center goes to infinity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:46 AM (w6EFb)

319 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9)

320 Nice picture up top, and I hope you're asleep now, Miss Hum, but thanks for your efforts on all the ONT's which you do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2026 04:50 AM (JrHfD)

321 The result is that for a spherical mass distribution of constant density, the radius can be no less than 9/8 of the Schwarzschild radius. At that point, the pressure at the center goes to infinity.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2026 04:46 AM (w6EFb)

Wouldn't it' be poetically silly if that's how anti-matter is made?

Squish the snot out of Regular Universe until it gets so pissed off it turns into Extra Spicy Universe and starts running backwards....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2026 04:58 AM (Ot/FD)

322 191 Meniere's Disease
The chambers of the inner ear each have their own fluid supply that's being constantly created and destroyed. In most people, that balances out. If you have Meniere's, it doesn't, and eventually the pressure breaks the flimsy membranes between the chambers, and the "wrong" fluid winds up in both chambers.

That causes instant-onset vertigo if the chamber dealing with balance gets hit. So instant that some people just drop to the floor when it happens. Thankfully mine isn't that bad, but it does send me stumbling in a zig-zag line for the commode. I called myself an ambulance the first time it happened in my 40s; thought I had a brain tumor or something.

It also causes progressive hearing loss when the chamber dealing with hearing gets hit.

In 80% of people, it only hits one ear. Nobody knows why. And nobody really knows what causes it in the first place, despite it being identified in the mid 1800s. "Stay hydrated" is the only thing the ENT could say. Cut down on caffeine & salt.

Thankfully, I'm a one-ear person, so I can still hear fine on one side. Huey Lewis has the 2-ear version, and it ended his singing career.

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:47 AM (odBC9)

323 Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2026 01:02 AM (VHUov)

THANKS for that description, mikeski!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2026 05:48 AM (odBC9)

324 Not sure what country would grant raindoodoo Consular Status
Posted by: Miklos Plenipotentiary (bonus points for using that word) at August 18, 2026 03:48 AM (XOG/m)

Yeah but it would explain to dummy (and others, really) one of the rationales for doing what we are doing in Iran.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 18, 2026 06:10 AM (jPziU)

325 I just did a search. The recommended anodes for aluminum boats are, get this, aluminum. There is also something called "navalloy". Anodes are most important if your boat is moored in salt or brackish water.

Seriously, this is something, that if done wrong, could destroy the value of your boat. I'd recommend seeking advice from your boat's manufacturer, or a long-established marine hardware dealer in your AO.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2026 01:36 AM (1z8ji)

Magnesium if your aluminum boat is exclusively used in fresh water.

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Monday Cafe

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Ken James/@openshutter21


Woman's new house comes complete with an emaciated stray dog so she adopts it into the family.

ABC's "Still the One" commercials from the late seventies. Before they were the Disney Groomer Corporation's channel.

Golden retriever is the fuzziest nanny.

Baby elephant sneezes and startles itself.

Baby elephant plays with a dog.

Dog raises lamb rejected by his mother.

Nice human mends a dragonfly's broken wing.

Girl in tiny bikini helps drowning racoon on to her paddleboard. It's a little something for everybody.

Cat vs. dog.

James T. Cat.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 Cafe!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

2 Cafe!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

Olé!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 07:42 PM (Ot/FD)

3 Hey Salty. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 17, 2026 07:43 PM (c/QKZ)

4 Incredible scenery. Fucked up place to try and raise a cow, though. Looks like they can't even grow good Sagebrush there.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:44 PM (akQZV)

5 Cafe!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 07:44 PM (2WIwB)

6 Good evening and good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

7 Lady, have you never heard of rabies?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:44 PM (MWfyi)

8 Oh look, a raccoon behaving oddly. Let's try to grab it!

Posted by: Gal who make poor choices at August 17, 2026 07:46 PM (MWfyi)

9 {{{SMH}}} at God's mercy

Hope you and Ex-Ex are thriving. And have enough firewood for winter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

10 We're doing fine, Salty.

We have enough as far as I know.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 17, 2026 07:47 PM (c/QKZ)

11
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy have made it to the KOA campground in Topeka. A good deal cooler there than this weekend in Waco. She sent me a picture of TBD lounging in the grass in the dog run there. He looks relaxed and happy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:47 PM (O0L8i)

12 "ABC's "Still the One" commercials"

Be There!

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:49 PM (MWfyi)

13 That dog with the toy was cute.
Raccoon story could have ended badly.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 07:49 PM (Sco7b)

14 That land is very dry. That’s why you need so many acres out west to support cattle, not to mention a reliable source of water. At least there’s no jimson weed!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 17, 2026 07:49 PM (ZVgZ4)

15
You will all be pleased to know I worked out the problem with The Big Dummy's 2026 show record. A six-point discrepancy in his Grand Champion points was due to missing the Midwest Borzoi Club specialty for 5 points and crediting him with one point instead of two at another show. My books balance perfectly now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:54 PM (O0L8i)

16 I've got a 30 minute painting that kind of matches the subject of the top photo. Respect to Bob Ross for those 30 minute paintings. Not easy to get the quality you want in just 30 minutes. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 07:54 PM (KC5Lt)

17 @16: Polynikes. I took some time to peruse your paintings. You are a gifted artist, thank you for sharing your works with us,

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 07:59 PM (yyBU8)

18 Hadrian the Seventh

So one project done, and your resource book still going on. Way to go.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

19 That dog with the toy was cute.
Raccoon story could have ended badly.


Rabid raccoon
He screamed at the moon
And proceeded to bite the nice lady

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 08:01 PM (Riz8t)

20 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:54 PM (O0L8i)

Very good.

________________________

I had Ralphy outside today and combed him. And Snowflake came over and I combed her as well.

Because cats are just like that I guess.....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 08:01 PM (Sco7b)

21
Two Hijab wearing women have a fight at a Target store.

Video at Daily Mail

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 08:02 PM (/QHx4)

22 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

This week's "lowest" high is forecast to reach a chilly 105°F.

I may hafta kill a bitch.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 17, 2026 08:03 PM (SRRAx)

23 polynikes

That painting in 30 minutes? Very impressive.

Looks like the Texas Panhandle north of Amarillo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

24 21
Two Hijab wearing women have a fight at a Target store.

Video at Daily Mail

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 08:02 PM (/QHx4)

Please let them be using nunchucks.
Please let them be using nunchucks.
Please let them be using nunchucks.
Please let.....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 08:06 PM (Sco7b)

25 I want racoon girl to come rescue me.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 08:06 PM (tvdD1)

26 Evenin', folks.

I've been watching episodes of "Freakazoid". It's so deliriously random. The 90's had some excellent cartoons, like "Animaniacs" and "Pinky and the Brain", that purported grownups can enjoy even more than the kiddos. I'd put early Aughts "Invader Zim" in that category too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:07 PM (kpS4V)

27 Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 07:59 PM (yyBU8

Thanks . I do like sharing with the horde because many of my painting subjects /ideas have come from aos.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 08:08 PM (KC5Lt)

28 My experience with raccoons is when they are rabid you will know it. Cause they will come after your ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 08:08 PM (viF8m)

29 Rev. Wishbone

I just have one thought watching that raccoon rescue girl. One thought.


Is her grandma widowed?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

30 A coon will grab hold of a dog and try to drown it. Good thing she wasn't a dog. Anyway, one dumb enough to be swimming around out there deserves to be catfish bait. Stupid garbage pandas.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 08:10 PM (MWfyi)

31 Eris @ 26: yes, this!

*fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 08:11 PM (VyBeY)

32
A coon will grab hold of a dog and try to drown it.

I saw that in a Twilight Zone episode. The Hunt.

Posted by: Judge Herman Munster at August 17, 2026 08:14 PM (Cqx++)

33 I find it interesting that the media is now basically calling Trump a pussy for scaling back some exercises with South Korea.The same media that usually decries such maneuvers as provocative.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 08:14 PM (YwEeS)

34 Speaking of cartoons, the reboot of King of the Hill does not disappoint.

I'm waiting for the 17th season of Bob's Burgers. 16th season only had 15 episodes.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 08:15 PM (KC5Lt)

35 they'll say anything to take a shot at PDT.
"the issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 08:17 PM (VyBeY)

36 find it interesting that the media is now basically calling Trump a pussy for scaling back some exercises with South Korea.The same media that usually decries such maneuvers as provocative.
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 08:14 PM (YwEeS

He did the same thing in his first term.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 08:17 PM (KC5Lt)

37 Trump Derangement Syndrome.

It's long since moved into twilight zone territory. They simply cannot acknowledge that he might be correct on any issue whatsoever. The word came down long ago that he is not to be considered human in any way (nor his supporters, by the way... ponder that) So they have to reflexively take an opposite take on anything. Any Thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 08:17 PM (akQZV)

38 I've been watching episodes of "Freakazoid". It's so deliriously random. The 90's had some excellent cartoons, like "Animaniacs" and "Pinky and the Brain", that purported grownups can enjoy even more than the kiddos. I'd put early Aughts "Invader Zim" in that category too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Why, yes there were, little lady. How's about you and me get some dinner, and you can get some grownup enjoyment out of this one afterwards?

Posted by: Johnny Bravo at August 17, 2026 08:18 PM (orDeD)

39 Love Bob's Burgers.

I like to chill out to "Bob's Burgers Lo-Fry Beats" on YouTube.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:18 PM (kpS4V)

40 Why, yes there were, little lady. How's about you and me get some dinner, and you can get some grownup enjoyment out of this one afterwards?
Posted by: Johnny Bravo at August 17, 2026 08:18 PM (orDeD)

Do The Monkey!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:19 PM (kpS4V)

41 I want racoon girl to come rescue me.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 08:06 PM (tvdD1)


You would think it would be sexy and fun, right? But she will just drag you to the creek and dunk you repeatedly before making you eat raw crawdads.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 08:19 PM (rbvCR)

42 My cousin must be part coon. I saved his ass from drowning and he tried to drown me almost the entire time .

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 08:19 PM (KC5Lt)

43 Trump gave a great presentation to Kim about developing the NK beaches into resorts. NK leaders want a hereditary Communist tyrant to rule over that burnt out anthill that can't feed itself.

Meanwhile the best NK Army troops are seeing how Russia is more advanced, with food and readily available porn. Methinks this will be trouble down the line.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

44 No walking tonight. A thunderstorm blew through. I'll golf tomorrow. That will get a walk in, plus bad golf!! Winning!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 17, 2026 08:21 PM (sAmhv)

45
Her Majesty passed through the Flint Hills on her drive today. It was quite windy and she said her eyes were burning from the ash.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 08:21 PM (O0L8i)

46 >>>>I'd put early Aughts "Invader Zim" in that category too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
****
I'd watch Zim with my son and we'd both laugh our asses off. It was a great cartoon along with 2 Angry Beavers and Cat Dog.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 08:22 PM (yyBU8)

47 Hadrian the Seventh

???
She could have stopped at my place. I have an RV pad.

No smoke around here. That's in Western Kansas.
Windy. Sure. A day ending in Y.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

48 North Korean Dictatorship Ends : And Why that is a Bad Thing

The media if Trump gets rid of the regime

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 08:24 PM (YwEeS)

49 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

50
Looks like SpaceX is having some trouble towing that Starship. They were planning to tow it to the port in Dampier, Australia, but they are now headed to Christmas Island with it, looks like. What they'll do with it there, who knows. They don't have any big port facilities there to handle something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 08:26 PM (w6EFb)

51 what, no more warmth of collectivism for the norks?

Inconceivable!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 08:26 PM (VyBeY)

52 Darkwing Duck!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 08:26 PM (Sco7b)

53
It broke 100F here today around 4:30PM, first time this year.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 08:26 PM (w6EFb)

54 I'm using Brave for the AoSHQ. Why is it the only one bebothered by that awful pop-up? And why can't Pixy fix it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:27 PM (kpS4V)

55
She could have stopped at my place. I have an RV pad.

_________

Thank you. I try, mentally, to think of Hordians who might be along her route in her frequent travels in case there's a catastrophe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 08:27 PM (O0L8i)

56 I didn't see a racoon in the video

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 17, 2026 08:27 PM (jrgJz)

57 25 I want racoon girl to come rescue me.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

In modern America, you'll get Squirrel Girl. And the comic accurate version: https://tinyurl.com/2zkyrvr3

Not the cuter Marvel Rivals version: https://tinyurl.com/bszahwwc

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 17, 2026 08:28 PM (orDeD)

58 NaCly Dog, I think that you are Professor Marvel from The Wizard of Oz. Say hello to your horse Sylvester for me, and mention me to the crowned heads of Europe.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:29 PM (77rzZ)

59 Back in the 80s, Billy West used to do Ren & Stimpy bits on WBCN radio. He was a very funny guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 08:29 PM (viF8m)

60 SpaceX launched from Kwajalein Atoll back in the day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:30 PM (kpS4V)

61 Those NK army guys are marked for death.

Posted by: Accomack at August 17, 2026 08:30 PM (T8bqm)

62 Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 08:10 PM (MWfyi)

I'm of the belief that the animals in these videos are dropped into the water by the same people that rescue them.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 08:31 PM (R86kT)

63 59 “Stimpy, You Idiot!”

They were around in the 80s?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)

64 There was a time when Anna Kendrick was going to play Squirrel Girl.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2026 08:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

65 25 I want racoon girl to come rescue me.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

In modern America, you'll get Squirrel Girl. And the comic accurate version: https://tinyurl.com/2zkyrvr3

Not the cuter Marvel Rivals version: https://tinyurl.com/bszahwwc
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 17, 2026 08:28 PM (orDeD)

Never seen that ugly one before. The one I saw looked a lot like the Rivals one. The running joke is that she could always beat the most powerful villains with her squirrels....offscreen.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 08:33 PM (uhVAy)

66 They were talking about making a Squirrel Girl movie at one time, starring toothy Anna Kendrick, but that went nowhere.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:33 PM (kpS4V)

67 I was talking to a someone who works for the Virginia rocket GSE that Rocket Lab is dredging part of Chincoteague harbor so they can land their rockets on a barge there.

Posted by: Accomack at August 17, 2026 08:34 PM (T8bqm)

68 >>They were around in the 80s?

Maybe it was the 90s. The past is all blending together.

That was when FM radio still ruled.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 08:36 PM (viF8m)

69 Ken James/@openshutter21 does some lovely photography, ace. A very nice Cafe opening.

---
16. Not easy to get the quality you want in just 30 minutes. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes

But you've clearly done it! You're so talented. Thank you for sharing again.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 08:37 PM (NFX2v)

70 Saw a pretty indepth video on one of the creators of Ren and Stimpy. Pretty sick and perverted individual. Kind of a cartoon genius, but a sicko creeper and shitty employee, which is why the show stalled and failed (along with his career, mostly).

https://tinyurl.com/yc763kms

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 17, 2026 08:38 PM (orDeD)

71 Toothy Anna Kendrick could tooth me anytime.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

72 Thanks for the nice animal stories, Ace.

Just wanted to pop back in very briefly with a story about Trump in the Oval Office meeting with the teen lifeguard and the boy he saved. From "Legal Insurrection" site

https://tinyurl.com/3zs7rsb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 08:41 PM (xSAlF)

73 Never seen that ugly one before. The one I saw looked a lot like the Rivals one. The running joke is that she could always beat the most powerful villains with her squirrels....offscreen.
Posted by: Oldca

My understanding (I'm no comic book guy) is mostly man-hating woke women wrote her, so she was deliberately made not to appeal to the "male gaze". Marvel Rivals was mostly made by the Chinese, who want to make money, so they ensured her (and especially all the female characters) are attractive.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 17, 2026 08:41 PM (orDeD)

74 publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

There are ships, usually in Dutch salvage firms, that can load it up with no problem.

Glad to hear it is still afloat. Sea state in the area was pretty high.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

75 Hadrian the Seventh

I'm north of Manhattan, about an hour or so away from Topeka.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

76 My understanding (I'm no comic book guy) is mostly man-hating woke women wrote her, so she was deliberately made not to appeal to the "male gaze". Marvel Rivals was mostly made by the Chinese, who want to make money, so they ensured her (and especially all the female characters) are attractive.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 17, 2026 08:41 PM (orDeD)
----

It was written by Ryan North and was very lighthearted and funny.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:44 PM (kpS4V)

77 Good evening good people.

Supper for today's Cafe was chicken cutlets. Not quite like Gramma used to make but I'm getting better with them.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 08:45 PM (hrOJm)

78 I've been watching episodes of "Freakazoid". It's so deliriously random. The 90's had some excellent cartoons, like "Animaniacs" and "Pinky and the Brain", that purported grownups can enjoy even more than the kiddos. I'd put early Aughts "Invader Zim" in that category too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

I have DVD's of all the Invader Zim episodes, some of which include commentary from the director and cast.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 08:45 PM (nbLIj)

79 But she will just drag you to the creek and dunk you repeatedly before making you eat raw crawdads.

* considers *

Um, OK.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 08:45 PM (vTZFs)

80 Never seen that ugly one before. The one I saw looked a lot like the Rivals one. The running joke is that she could always beat the most powerful villains with her squirrels....offscreen.
Posted by: Oldca

My understanding (I'm no comic book guy) is mostly man-hating woke women wrote her, so she was deliberately made not to appeal to the "male gaze". Marvel Rivals was mostly made by the Chinese, who want to make money, so they ensured her (and especially all the female characters) are attractive.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 17, 2026 08:41 PM (orDeD)

The original was put out by 2 dudes in 1991. I can believe the picture you showed was a woke revival in the 2020s as you describe.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 08:47 PM (uhVAy)

81 They were talking about making a Squirrel Girl movie at one time, starring toothy Anna Kendrick, but that went nowhere.

Good. Squirrel Girl is a one-time joke character.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 08:47 PM (vTZFs)

82
From what I've read about it, there is no way to hoist Starship without destroying it -- no lift points that could stand the forces necessary when it's horizontal without breaking something. And when you add the rough seas there, it's just impossible.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 17, 2026 08:47 PM (w6EFb)

83 I have DVD's of all the Invader Zim episodes, some of which include commentary from the director and cast.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 08:45 PM (nbLIj)
----

Same, just in case the Irkans actually arrive and get rid of all streaming services.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 08:48 PM (kpS4V)

84 I still generally hate fiction. Dickens excepted. And poetry, e.g., Paradise Lost.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:48 PM (77rzZ)

85 Hello cafe peeps!

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 08:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

86 Piper! Howdy, Dear Lady!

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:50 PM (77rzZ)

87 Hi, Bulgaria, it’s quiet in here.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 08:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 It was written by Ryan North and was very lighthearted and funny.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I asked Grok, and here's what it said on the cartoonists that have drawn her:

Early Ditko = intentionally odd gag character.

Henderson-era (and similar) = intentionally non-glamorous, expressive cartooning that matches the comedy and rejects typical sexualized superheroine design.

Other artists = more standard attractive proportions and features.

There's a wide range of looks, and a lot of them are deliberately FUGLY. But not always for political reasons, it seems

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 17, 2026 08:52 PM (orDeD)

89 Wow, Autocorrect. Thanks for giving Bulg a formal name!

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

90 …one of the creators of Ren and Stimpy… sick and perverted individual… a sicko creeper and shitty employee…

Like most modern animations, I've never watched any Ren, Stimpy, Doc, Morty, Beavis, Butthead, Sponge, Bob, South, or Park, but I have unavoidably caught snippets. The above assessment is totally unsurprising.

https://youtu.be/kFeMZ8p4aIo

Posted by: mindful webworker - hyenh hyenh hyenh at August 17, 2026 08:53 PM (Cl/mc)

91 publius

A lift ship is the answer. Like ones used for the USS Cole and USS Roberts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

92 87 It’s never quiet in Bulgaria. Too many Slavs and and one Badass Byzantine Emperor.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)

93 89 Piper, my formal name is “Bulg,” bestowed by Ace himself.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

94
It’s never quiet in Bulgaria. Too many Slavs and and one Badass Byzantine Emperor.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)

_________

Bulgaria: all the flaws of Russia and none of the accomplishments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 08:55 PM (O0L8i)

95 94 Bulgaria, like Denmark, was able to get a lot of their Jews out before the Nazis took over.

Their king was not a fan of the Nazis, so they seemed to have offed him.

The king’s son, as a civilian, later served as Bulgaria’s PM. Weird how history works.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:02 PM (77rzZ)

96
Hadrian the Thread Killer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:02 PM (O0L8i)

97 Towing a Starship around, which was never intended to float, let alone be towed, in the ocean is like having a dancing bear.

"Behold the dancing bear! The marvel is not that he dances so well, but that he dances at all!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 17, 2026 09:02 PM (CSQvy)

98 Trio Mandili better look out. Beloe Zlato has them outnumbered.
youtube.com/watch?v=aRPllT954t0

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2026 09:04 PM (Jr5Lq)

99 Golden Retrievers are the best. They can sense things and react. A little dust up at my house this weekend, daughter with substance abuse problems beat me pretty bad. My golden hasn't left my side, can't even use the toilet without her head on my lap and her sad eyes looking up at me. They really should be able to be prescribed as medication.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 17, 2026 09:07 PM (j/yko)

100 They were talking about making a Squirrel Girl movie at one time, starring toothy Anna Kendrick, but that went nowhere.----

The last movie I saw with her was Thd Right Guy with Sam Rockwell. Absolutely loved that movie and not a big fan of her. She was perfect in the role.


Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 09:09 PM (KC5Lt)

101 96 Hadrian, just comment on old threads, and we’ll be fine.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:10 PM (77rzZ)

102 Molly k.

Peace be with you. I’m so sorry. Please don’t make excuses for your daughter. Keep her out of your home. Please tell me you called 911 and she was arrested.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 09:10 PM (cNUHy)

103 In all those, "person saves animal from drowning" videos I always assume the critter is just living his best life, almost to the other shore, where he intended to cross to, and someone "saves" him by bringing him back to the place he started.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 17, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)

104 What about Sandy Cheeks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 09:11 PM (Cqx++)

105 Posted by: Molly k. at August 17, 2026 09:07 PM (j/yko)

WTF?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 09:12 PM (KC5Lt)

106 99 Molly K., I’m so sorry. I hope that your daughter gets help. Prayer up.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:15 PM (77rzZ)

107 What nurse said.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 09:16 PM (KC5Lt)

108 99 Molly, I am sorry you are dealing with something so difficult.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

109 What about Sandy Cheeks?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Okay, what's the deal with this:

Sandy is depicted as wearing a tube top/halter. Yet, female squirrels have multiple sets of breasts. Typically 4 sets.

This is as misleading as Otis from the cartoon Barnyard having an udder.

Boy, I say Boy! Some things just don't add up!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 09:17 PM (hrOJm)

110 99. Molly, 🙏🏼. You do matter.

Glad you have the sweet dog but are you okay? I realize it's a very difficult decision but did you report it & get some assistance?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 09:17 PM (NFX2v)

111
Molly,

I am so sorry

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 09:18 PM (/QHx4)

112
Oh no, Molly. What nurse said. You do neither yourself or your daughter any favors enduring this without her facing the consequences.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:19 PM (O0L8i)

113
And you have the very best dog in the world. They just know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:20 PM (O0L8i)

114 So, we gotta get our main water line replaced tomorrow. 6+ hours without water. Yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:22 PM (77rzZ)

115 Dogs are awesome. The best non-human creatures ever.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

116 Please tell me you called 911 and she was arrested.
..............

She was, I wasn't the one to press charges, the cops are required to so they did. They also had no choice but to put a no contact order on her. I'll be ok but I hope this is the bottom she needs to get help. Sorry to jack the thread, just wanted to put my two cents in about Goldens

Posted by: Mollly k. at August 17, 2026 09:25 PM (j/yko)

117 Prayers for all in your circle Molly.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 09:26 PM (hrOJm)

118 Molly K., God be with you and your daughter. May he bless and heal and comfort you both:

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)

119 116 you didn’t jack anything. We all need people we can share with, even if those people are in grey boxes.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 Molly k
There is no “jacking the thread” when you need support and love.

I’m great fil you golden is there for you


Critters are proof that God loves us. And you are loved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 09:30 PM (yEz+x)

121 {{{Molly k}}}

Prayers ascending for you, your Golden, and your daughter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 09:31 PM (u82oZ)

122
Sorry to jack the thread

_________

Don't apologize. That's what we're here for. We may be a bunch of foul-mouthed reprobates, depressives, impecunious wastrels, and otherwise no-goodniks, but we care when someone has troubles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:32 PM (O0L8i)

123 116. They're great dogs. Yours is your bright spot; glad you're together.

You didn't jack the thread. Yes, ditto, prayers for all in your circle, Molly. Keep in touch.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 09:32 PM (NFX2v)

124 What Hadrian said.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 09:43 PM (yEz+x)

125 Don't forget to hit the tip jar, morons. Ace deserves it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 09:45 PM (tvdD1)

126 There is no “jacking the thread” when you need support and love.

Unless you're Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: self abuse is still abuse at August 17, 2026 10:03 PM (1nOPU)

127 That's what we're here for. We may be a bunch of foul-mouthed reprobates, depressives, impecunious wastrels, and otherwise no-goodniks, but we care when someone has troubles.

---------

Don't forget the rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2026 10:07 PM (17rPF)

128 The waters are rising rapidly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the dam is near overflowing at August 17, 2026 10:08 PM (Cl/mc)

129
George Orwell's "1984" (1956) Drama/Sci-Fi | Edmond O'Brien, Michael Redgrave

wtf

I have never heard of this

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 10:10 PM (/+uur)

130 Hitting F5 like a monkey on crack over here.......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 17, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

131 Don't look, Ethyl!

Posted by: Ray Stevens at August 17, 2026 10:11 PM (17rPF)

132 Fitty quatoos says it's CBD's ONT tonight.

Posted by: mindful webworker - place your bests at August 17, 2026 10:13 PM (Cl/mc)

133 Berserker could help them transition from kick start to electric.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 10:15 PM (iLKq8)

134 128 The waters are rising rapidly.
Posted by: mindful webworker



youtu.be/AjxSN2HrqwI

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 17, 2026 10:17 PM (sAmhv)

135 I shall immanentize the ONT by commenting here.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:18 PM (kpS4V)

136 ***starts sweating, walks around in a very agitated state***

Jonesing for my fix here, Boss.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 17, 2026 10:19 PM (SRRAx)

137 Just when you think AI is bad
remember that in 2008 Obama said ATMs were bad.
At that time ATMs were 41 years old.

Approximately 2.8 million ATMs were installed worldwide in 2008.

Idiots talk about things that have already happened and are everywhere.

Big Blue was 1996. About 30 years ago. It took Big Blue about 7 months to win Championship.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 10:19 PM (/+uur)

138 The Cafe’s been up since 7:40. I’d say it’s getting a little long in the tooth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 17, 2026 10:20 PM (ZVgZ4)

139 Fitty quatoos says it's CBD's ONT tonight
----

He's making artisanal ice for his cocktail.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2026 10:20 PM (kpS4V)

140 No ONT tonight?

Posted by: Joyenz at August 17, 2026 10:21 PM (2F0/Y)

141 Nood.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 10:21 PM (M/bUm)

142 I'm sad to report that the story about the hawt Kansas woman heading goats through a Wal-Mart whilst drinking a margarita are completely false.

*cancels flight to Kansas*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 10:23 PM (2WIwB)

143 Trumpty gonna ",Bomb the shit out of em(Oman)"

Ooooof.

Posted by: GigantorX at August 17, 2026 10:45 PM (njguD)

144 Watching those ABC promos, anyone else notice how much happier people seemed to be in the 70's and 80's (and yeah, it's a commercial, I get it but still...)? Back before everything was political, us versus them, I hate you, you hate me (and seeing that shot of the Twin Towers still standing didn't help any). I'm actually very happy that I'm much closer to the end then the beginning. I don't really care to see what this country is going to be in another 20 or so years.

Posted by: USMCMGB at August 18, 2026 06:42 AM (7xsGW)

Quick Hits

Trump's tariffs on Canada are about to hit. Suddenly our Gay Race Communist neighbors want to negotiate.

Facing President Donald Trump's crippling tariff threat that's set to come into effect on Wednesday, Canada is continuing to negotiate a trade deal that will allow it to avoid the tariffs and get additional relief on existing tariffs in key sectors.

However, despite meetings between Canadian and American negotiators over the last three weeks, the two countries can't move beyond an impasse in these last days, the CBC reported.

Negotiators fear there may be no way to avoid the 50% tariffs on hundreds of Canadian goods, the CBC's source said. Washington isn't budging on its demands while the Canadian government hopes to convince provinces to lift restrictions on American alcohol.

Trump imposed the tariffs due to what he said is discrimination toward U.S. automobile, dairy and alcohol sectors.

Oof: Nancy Mace shows off her full-sleeve tattoos. Feminist women are really determined to uglify themselves to Defeat the Male Gaze.

macetattoos.jpg

NY Post:

Nancy Mace reveals why she got 9 tattoos in 'rapid succession' while serving in Congress

I'm going to guess: Typical mental breakdown of a feminist white woman reverting to 8th grade patterns of self-harm?

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) has gotten nine tattoos as a member of Congress because getting inked provides "the pain that I need to feel," the congresswoman said in a revealing profile released on Friday.

The 48-year-old congresswoman got the tattoos in "rapid succession" between a period in late 2023 and early 2024, marked by the breakup with her fiancé and an exodus of staffers from her office, some of whom viewed working for Mace as "toxic," according to Politico.

Aside from a need to feel "pain," Mace described getting tattoos as a way to "reclaim" her body and identity.


One of her nine tattoos is the opening line of Virginia Woolf's famous novel, "Mrs. Dalloway."

Woolf, as Politico pointed out, committed suicide in 1941 over fears "she was going mad."

"So my story is I am totally broken," the congresswoman and South Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate is quoted as saying in the profile.

Mace details the strained relationship she has with her father, her struggles in becoming the first female graduate at The Citadel and alleged instances of sexual molestation and rape that she's been the victim of throughout the piece.

"I have PTSD over what I've been through," she said.

So yes, she was cutting herself so that she could feel alive.

What do I win?

I cannot wait until this toxic basket-case is out of public life.

Alas, that will never happen. She will just go the way of Marjorie Trailer-Queen, and become an "Influencer" claiming to be "true MAGA" while attacking MAGA.

All because we disagreed with these talentless narcissists about how important they were to the movement.


Of course:

Plans to ban white swimmers from Berlin public pool trigger backlash


A Berlin pool was forced to cancel an event that excluded white swimmers after it faced a backlash.

The Volksbühne, a theatre in the city centre, was allocated [Euro]300,000 (£255,000) of taxpayers' money to open a "people's swimming pool", which it initially pledged would be "open for all who are seeking to cool down in the increasingly hot Berlin summers".

But the Volksbüaut;hne advertised an event scheduled for Friday in which the pool would be open "exclusively to black communities" for six hours as part of a collaboration with the non-governmental organisation Each One Teach One.

Oh, an NGO pushing Third World Supremacy. What a surprise.


Stefan Evers, the city's finance minister, who is running as the Christian Democrat candidate for mayor, said: "I don't believe in dividing people by skin colour."

He added: "I understood the 'People's Swimming Pool' as a swimming pool for everyone."


The move was also opposed by Christoph Meyer, the centre-Right Free Democratic Party candidate, who said: "Public spaces must bring society together, not segregate people based on skin colour."

Elif Eralp, the Left Party's candidate for mayor and the current front-runner in September's election, defended the exclusion of white swimmers, saying: "On Friday, an association has booked the pool for its members legally. In doing so, the People's Swimming Pool provides access for people who are frequently affected by exclusion and racism. Labelling this as a form of discrimination is very revealing."


Steffen Krach, the Social Democratic Party candidate, added: "One can debate the decision made by the [event organisers], but not at the expense of people of colour."

The event has since been cancelled, with the theatre complaining that it had become a "target of Right-wing and racist incitement".

...

This scorching summer has broken records for Germany's hottest day ever, and 12,500 people, mostly aged 85 or older, have died owing to the extreme heat, according to the Robert Koch Institute.


The line between "we want equity" and "we demand to be made your masters" has never been thinner or briefer.

Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes


This American works at a food pantry that gives out free food to Americans in need

He says Muslims have started coming and they won't accept the free food offered. They are demanding no pork and Halal options

He's tired of their demands and is speaking up about Muslims not assimilating

"Listen, I'm all for people having a better life, but when you start demanding... Like, if your religion prohibits you from eating whatever it is that you eat, that's your problem. That's not a US American problem.

I work at a pantry, and we also gave a free lunch, a free meal, and we had to be deciphering between pork and non-pork, and they wanted halal.... Like, at the end of the day, we're giving you a free meal. At the end of the day, you chose to come here. You know our way of life. So it's either assimilate or leave -- another thing, I'm with Spain. No head coverings"

He also says he's sick of people not following our immigration polices and also when they get he's tired of watching horrible things happen. Like our churches burning down in New York City

Something must be done, this can't continue

Trump tells a "reporter" from Al Jazeera that she's loud, boisterous, and uncivilized.

He doesn't say "uncivilized." But it's right there.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 Yeah

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 06:42 PM (LX4y3)

2 A lot of people here are ungrateful, anti-American socialist sub-human pieces of shit.

Spank us harder.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 06:42 PM (Sco7b)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 06:42 PM (LX4y3)

4 A Berlin pool was forced to cancel an event that excluded white swimmers after it faced a backlash.

What colour were the lifeguards?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (/+uur)

5 Segregated swimming pools. We are so back, as the kids say

Posted by: Jimmy Brock at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (wGerL)

6 I'll smuggle all of you maple syrup and toques.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

7 Nancy Mace in a remake of The Illustrated Woe-man?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)

8
What is it about female politicians of either party that turns them into wacko drama queens? Maybe they shouldn't be eligible for office before 50.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (O0L8i)

9
What pain does Crazy Mace have?

That witch has no idea what pain is.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (/QHx4)

10 Could have been!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 06:45 PM (NnhvP)

11 Gotta love Milwaukee.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 06:45 PM (LX4y3)

12 Women who get multiple tats in a short time frame like she did have serious mental issues. It is pretty much the same as cutting themselves.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 06:46 PM (cpFbA)

13 mace yuck

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2026 06:46 PM (CWTWj)

14 Dear Wisconsin police.

Batons, tasers, and water cannons. Followed by arrests.

That was a riot, not a carnival.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:46 PM (2GVsD)

15 It's astonishing (not really) to see people getting hit with a clue-by-four and starting to show a glimmer of understanding.

But it's like a significant component is on a 35 year time delay. Everybody learns at their own pace, but jeeze louise. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 06:47 PM (akQZV)

16 5 Segregated swimming pools. We are so back, as the kids say
Posted by: Jimmy Brock at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (wGerL)

Corn Pop waz kangz in those days.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 06:47 PM (LX4y3)

17 Awwww, the poor muzzies...

"Listen, I'm all for people having a better life, but when you start demanding... Like, if your religion prohibits you from eating whatever it is that you eat, that's your problem. That's not a US American problem"

The food bank doesn't have halal.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

18
Women who get multiple tats in a short time frame like she did have serious mental issues. It is pretty much the same as cutting themselves.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 06:46 PM (cpFbA)

___________

Above and beyond the routine mental issues?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 06:47 PM (O0L8i)

19 Fuck you ya silly gash, "the pain that i need to feel", what are you, thirteen? Gonna crybully your abusive stepdad into a ride for you and your fat friends to the My Bloody Valentine concert? Gonna go steal a bunch of cheap shit from the Boscov's just to piss off your mommy?

Get a tattoo because tattoos are neat and you want a tattoo, don't make it Somebody's Fault, you damn sad sack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:47 PM (Ot/FD)

20 Fuckin Whine Mom

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:48 PM (Ot/FD)

21 Absolute CHAOS broke out at the Wisconsin State Fair as "teens" began BEATING ANYONE IN SIGHT.

MULTIPLE police officers were badly beaten, as families with kids were seen RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES as teens began brawling.

WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!
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Yeah, when it's state policy you do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 06:48 PM (JvZF+)

22 WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!


Apparently we do. Someone replied on that X post that until bodies start dropping, these displays of feral madness will continue. Now, I'm not advocating unloading a gatling gun on feral yutes, BUT, I'd understand.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 17, 2026 06:48 PM (sAmhv)

23 >> 12 Women who get multiple tats in a short time frame like she did have serious mental issues. It is pretty much the same as cutting themselves.

Like Hong in Wisconsin. And both think they should be governor.

Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 06:49 PM (8l8nW)

24 BLM freaks are mad at Marvel for casting Maya Boyd as Storm in their new X-Men movie.

The lovely Maya Boyd is not dark skinned enough to suit their racist prejudices.

No one show them pictures of Halle Berry as Storm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:49 PM (2GVsD)

25 Nancy Mace is the fault of White Men.

1920s White Men. How weak do you have to be to say "Hey, sure, this one fat bitch keeps walking into the bar and trying to chop the keg. Lets give 'em all the vote".

Nancy Mace is not a surprise at all. She's pretty damn typical.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:49 PM (zGa1Y)

26 msn dot com:
Since announcing that she was freezing her eggs on Instagram last weekend, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) has spent the week taking her 9.6 million followers along for the ride -- chronicling the process in detailed videos and answering questions while administering her shots.

ny post:
Far-left Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez haughtily proclaimed she doesn’t discuss her personal life just days after posting a video showcasing every step of her ongoing fertility treatment in excruciating detail.

She declined to answer when a Post reporter asked about her split from longtime fiancé Riley Roberts as she exited her Queens apartment building Wednesday morning to walk her French bulldog, Deco, whom she shared with Roberts.

"I don't comment on my private life -- thank you," the Democrat darling said with a smile -- and sans engagement ring -- before clamming up and refusing to respond to any follow-ups.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2026 06:49 PM (CWTWj)

27 Back in my yoot, I was in Lyon France with my parents and another family, as part of a travel junket my father was on.

Seeing as the adults were otherwise occupied, the daughter of the other couple, and myself, went to the very large public pool in the city.

It was August, it was hot, we were bored ... and Kit looked cute in a one pice speed suit.

We had fun, no hassles from the Lyonaisse. While this was '69-'70, the mix of peoples was apparent, but not an issue.

When we went out to dinner that night with others in our travel group, they were appalled that we would mingle with the great unwashed in a public pool. The French hosts especially were mortified at our actions.

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 17, 2026 06:50 PM (3sXRv)

28 Sorry to inform, you cannot afford halal so go hungry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 06:50 PM (JvZF+)

29 "Negotiators fear there may be no way to avoid the 50% tariffs on hundreds of Canadian goods, the CBC's source said. Washington isn't budging on its demands while the Canadian government hopes to convince provinces to lift restrictions on American alcohol. "


You know where a good place to start talking about reducing tariffs would be? How about we start with the 250% tariff on US dairy products that canada imposes on US dairy farmers, we could start the good faith negotiations there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 06:50 PM (cpFbA)

30 >>The event has since been cancelled, with the theatre complaining that it had become a "target of Right-wing and racist incitement".

So the people who don't want a pool segregated by race are the racist people? Do I have that right?

These people are a sad joke. Not a funny one, a sad one.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)

31 Wisconsin teens, huh?

Mennonite?

No?

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 06:50 PM (XuXeR)

32 Absolute CHAOS broke out at the Wisconsin State Fair as "teens" began BEATING ANYONE IN SIGHT.

Could not happen to a state more deserving.

The Upper Midwest is Weaponized Polite. Mormons with Colder Weather.

Frankly. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:51 PM (zGa1Y)

33 BLM freaks are mad at Marvel for casting Maya Boyd as Storm in their new X-Men movie.

The lovely Maya Boyd is not dark skinned enough to suit their racist prejudices.

No one show them pictures of Halle Berry as Storm.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Or Alexandra shipp who played storm in the "new" timeline

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2026 06:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

34 I feel like we are approaching the "Britney Spears shaved head" part of Mace's arc. I cannot look away.

I always went on a tattoo spree when I was having a manic episode.

Yep. Speculation from an unqualified nobody - she has alcoholism/substance abuse problems superimposed on a chronic, untreated mental health issue (like bipolar).

She saw for herself a political career as a fall-in-line, loud, obedient MAGA soldier...that was, until the day she saw the Epstein files. Something in those files broke her brain.

I can fix her. She isn’t terrible looking…. Just sayin...

thinks getting vaxed is injecting toxins, proceeds to get 100,000 injections of dubious ink particles

She’s desperate for attention to get that YT page up and running… gonna be hard to replace all that illegal politician income (allegedly)..

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 17, 2026 06:51 PM (orDeD)

35
The new thing for feminoids is whining about "unpaid mental labor" and "emotional load". Apparently, men do not suffer from these things.

Largely they stem from overthinking everything. Men see, then do. Many women are incapable of proceeding in a similarly linear fashion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 06:51 PM (O0L8i)

36 Trump's tariffs on Canada are about to hit. Suddenly our Gay Race Communist neighbors want to negotiate.

Facing President Donald Trump's crippling tariff threat that's set to come into effect on Wednesday, Canada is continuing to negotiate a trade deal that will allow it to avoid the tariffs and get additional relief on existing tariffs in key sectors.
However, despite meetings between Canadian and American negotiators over the last three weeks, the two countries can't move beyond an impasse in these last days, the CBC reported.

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So 50 pct is 'crippling' but Canada has had 100/200/350 pct tariffs on some US products for decades without issue. That means that Canada pays more for those products every day.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy)

37 "Trump's tariffs on Canada are about to hit. Suddenly our Gay Race Communist neighbors want to negotiate."

And then, there's this:

"The 2026 referendum will be held on October 19th with the Alberta government putting forward ten questions for Albertans to vote on. The questions on the ballot come out of the Alberta Next Panel's recommendations following extensive consultations with Albertans, subject-matter experts, and policymakers from across the province as part of the Alberta Next town hall process."

(albertareferendum2026.ca)

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 06:52 PM (rj6Yv)

38 No one show them pictures of Halle Berry as Storm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:49 PM (2GVsD)

Two of the young actresses I follow on Instagram were cast in the new Cheetah girls. One's latina, and became a US citizen a few months back, and the other is asian.

There were people complaining on the post that the cast isn't black.

That was sweet.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 06:53 PM (Sco7b)

39
*uck them. You are in America. Don't like the food then starve. We will have less of you worthless shits to deal with.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:53 PM (/QHx4)

40 Canada doesn’t want a deal. They have presold everything to China.

Posted by: Accomack at August 17, 2026 06:53 PM (/Chlc)

41 Going for a walk, maybe. Looks like it might rain.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 17, 2026 06:53 PM (sAmhv)

42
I like the look of Nancy Mace's hair. Very 80's Whitesnake video. I could do without all the tattoo art.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 06:54 PM (OkYzo)

43 At least her tattoos were somewhat colorful. The young "lady" who drew blood out of my arm last week had tattoos all over her arms and hands. They were all basic blue ink and abstract symbols.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 06:55 PM (Cqx++)

44 Whitesnake?

She's no Tawny Kitane

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:55 PM (2GVsD)

45
I like the look of Nancy Mace's hair. Very 80's Whitesnake video. I could do without all the tattoo art.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 06:54 PM (OkYzo)

________

Unfortunately, it's attached to Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 06:55 PM (O0L8i)

46 I can fix her. She isn’t terrible looking…. Just sayin...

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Did an AoS commenter get loose on Reddit?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2026 06:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

47 If a Jew refused to eat a non Kosher meal, you’d get a four page screed at the NY Times and a segment on 60 Minutes. The goat fondlers and their phony pedo prophet come in and the MSM and they bend over. Again. Like they did with Covid, the Russia hoax and everything else.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 06:55 PM (aZ9eR)

48 A Berlin pool was forced to cancel an event that excluded white swimmers after it faced a backlash.

What colour were the lifeguards?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (/+uur)

Where is Germany going to find a pool full of blacks? I thought their underclass of choice was Turkish.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:56 PM (uhVAy)

49 If Ace were to lead tomorrow off with a 'Nancy Mace goes Lorena Bobbit on Staffer' Story...

I would not really think it was odd. Not at all.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2026 06:56 PM (TjiFM)

50 Turks in Germany were several decades ago.

Now its Syrians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)

51 Wisconsin Dairy production alone would put the hurt on Canadia, never mind Iowa, Nebraska, Minnesota, New York, Vermont, etc etc. Now maybe we can't blame them entirely for wanting to protect their farmers. But I also suspect there is much more to it than this alone.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 06:57 PM (akQZV)

52
Mace is the SC nut, right? Not the CO nut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 06:57 PM (O0L8i)

53 Mace etc They sell their soul and eventually the debt becomes due

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2026 06:57 PM (mFhj8)

54 We really need a report from the field from Heather Radish for the current state of Germany.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

55 I can fix her. She isn’t terrible looking…. Just sayin...

The whole "don't stick your dick in crazy" thing here ?

They are all crazy. But that bitch is wearing signs saying "I'm Crazy !!! Don't go to sleep after we screw !!! Because I'm Crazy !!!".

I wouldn't let her on my porch.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:57 PM (zGa1Y)

56 >>Where is Germany going to find a pool full of blacks? I thought their underclass of choice was Turkish.

There are a lot of Turks in Germany. A lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (viF8m)

57 Three quick points about sleeves people should consider:

1) Ugly. Ink will fade and look like old bruised arms someday. Like you have a bleeding disorder or on Coumadin. I have seen people like this 10 years later. It ain't pretty.

2) Particles from ink go to your lymph system. Does this not concern you? What is it doing to you?

3) If you have melanoma how will you see it? You can die by not spotting skin cancer early.

Did any of these points occur to Mace (what a weirdo!)? You have pain because you are a pain. Deal with it. Go to a shrink. Stop being how you are. Pain from a tattoo will not stop your inner wacko, Mace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (hzuYO)

58 Nancy Mace has reached the fun part of her life nosedive. It now probably costs less to bang her than the cost of the antibiotics afterwards.

Maybe Republicans can finally stop voting for any 6 without a hammer and sickle tattooed across her fupa now.



Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (ZJokV)

59 Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:49 PM (zGa1Y)

Yes, I'm sure Nancy Mace would be with the women in the 20's supporting prohibition LOL. By the way, men supported it too or it wouldn't have passed.

If we just took away the vote from all women things would be dandy because all women vote D and no men do. LOL . Sure thing, man of many handles . Good night now

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (dom7w)

60 I warned people years ago about Mace. She has issues going back to the Citadel. It was daddy issues that got her there to begin with. The stories were out there from classmates but they got written off for the whole “first female” headline. They were claimed to be false attacks from her detractors.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (aZ9eR)

61 *uck them. You are in America. Don't like the food then starve. We will have less of you worthless shits to deal with.
Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:53 PM (/QHx4)

You want a Halal food bank? Make your own food bank then.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:59 PM (uhVAy)

62 Teenagers were beating people at the Wisconsin State Fair.

Yeah. Teenagers...

Posted by: Ralph at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (8WZD4)

63 So yes, she was cutting herself so that she could feel alive.

Waiting..... to be disciplined
Aching..... for your nails across my skin
Waiting..... for the day when I will crawl
Waiting..... for the day when I will crawl away

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (VHUov)

64
I can fix her. She isn’t terrible looking…. Just sayin...

__________

I used to thing a good rogering, repeated frequently, could cure most AWFLs. I now very much doubt it. They're incurable.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (O0L8i)

65
On my husband's side of the family the boys went to The Citadel.

Mace and her father ruined The Citadel.

Why does everything have to be womanized and or pussified?

Btw, last time I checked I'm a woman, lol.

I hate all that shit.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (/QHx4)

66 "I understood the 'People's Swimming Pool' as a swimming pool for everyone."
......

To pee in.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (UjdFS)

67 Nancy Mace could be the first governor I'd want to motorboat.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (bX16E)

68 But of course, there were no Flock cameras there so we can identify those Yutes that were recreating West Side Story... without the music or romance.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (mP0Kj)

69 If we just took away the vote from all women things would be dandy because all women vote D and no men do. LOL . Sure thing, man of many handles . Good night now

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (dom7w)


I get that Math is not your thing. Neither is history. Or basic facts.

Obama won because of White Women. Biden won because of White Women. Just facts.

I don't care if your night is good or bad. Just have one.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (zGa1Y)

70 Go back to where you came from. I’m sure there is plenty of bug infested halal there.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (aZ9eR)

71 What Wisconsin needs is a law-and-order governor.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (rj6Yv)

72 Teenagers were beating people at the Wisconsin State Fair.

Yeah. Teenagers...
Posted by: Ralph


It's the Obamacare definition, where you're a "teenager" until you're 26.

Especially if you're a black street thug.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (VHUov)

73 The new thing for feminoids is whining about "unpaid mental labor" and "emotional load". Apparently, men do not suffer from these things.

Largely they stem from overthinking everything. Men see, then do. Many women are incapable of proceeding in a similarly linear fashion.


I've seen plenty of couples where the woman has to be detail oriented and the man just waits for her to tell him what to do. He doesn't know what time the kid needs to be picked up from school. He doesn't know who the kid's doctor is. He doesn't pay the bills. He doesn't take the kid to practice. All he does is work and surf the internet when he gets home.

I suppose that can be somewhat normal if he's the only one working, but I've seen this when the wife works too.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (mkw2N)

74 67 Nancy Mace could be the first governor I'd want to motorboat.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (bX16E)

Pre Tats? yeah... now?

She no long is above the Hawt Crazy line.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (mP0Kj)

75 >>I can fix her. She isn’t terrible looking…. Just sayin...


You can't fix her.

And those Tats will make her easy to ID. Shallow grave or no.
So, getting rid of her just got harder.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (TjiFM)

76 Turks in Germany were several decades ago.

Now its Syrians.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)

Still not black, unless they have repurposed that word to mean something different than the US when they copied or leftist race hucksters.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

77 I only go on Instagram here and there for a few minutes to not be pissed off.

But for months, I've been seeing ads for the Canadian Dairy board.

I get it. Protect farmers. Yeah, but maybe take a chainsaw to all the government bullshit they must have to deal with. Or just the government people themselves.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (Sco7b)

78 On my husband's side of the family the boys went to The Citadel.

Mace and her father ruined The Citadel.

Why does everything have to be womanized and or pussified?

Btw, last time I checked I'm a woman, lol.

I hate all that shit.
Posted by: four seasons

Make Augusta Male Only Again

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

79 During Gulf War 1.0, there were lots and lots and lots of Iraqi refugees. They needed to be fed, and the brown-bag OG MREs were issued (by the millions, most likely). I was told the Iraqis were not too particular at all about any of it, and didn't refuse to eat them merely because of hog meat. They were truly hungry.

Since that time, there are now bespoke "Halal" rations, vegetarian, and humanitarian rations that won't offend the delicate sensibilities of our invader class. But the SOBs don't even put cigarettes in them any longer.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:02 PM (akQZV)

80 Mikeski, have you seen what happened to Nanahoshi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 07:02 PM (2GVsD)

81 >>Nancy Mace could be the first governor I'd want to motorboat.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 07:00 PM (bX16E)


That's just plain hurtful.

Posted by: Chris Christie at August 17, 2026 07:02 PM (TjiFM)

82 You know where a good place to start talking about reducing tariffs would be? How about we start with the 250% tariff on US dairy products that canada imposes on US dairy farmers, we could start the good faith negotiations there.

Loooots of countries have yuge tarrifs on our stuff. Trump's plan was originally to point that out.

I think plans have... drifted in the absence of a clear directive.

Posted by: just saying at August 17, 2026 07:02 PM (GfUUV)

83 Mace is a fruitcake

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 07:02 PM (enNUy)

84 67 Nancy Mace could be the first governor I'd want to motorboat.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Only because the election was stolen from me.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at August 17, 2026 07:02 PM (orDeD)

85 Wisconsin Dairy production alone would put the hurt on Canadia, never mind Iowa, Nebraska, Minnesota, New York, Vermont, etc etc. Now maybe we can't blame them entirely for wanting to protect their farmers. But I also suspect there is much more to it than this alone.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 06:57 PM (akQZV)

Screw their cartels of Dairy people. Keep them alive by government contracts if you like. Regular folk will get cheaper dairy from Wisconsin. Milk in plastic bags.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

86 Don’t Mace me, bro !

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 17, 2026 07:03 PM (1FEc1)

87 Nancy Mace reveals why she got 9 tattoos in 'rapid succession' while serving in Congress

Nothing says "I'm a Real Christian" like drawing the Virgin Mary's head in your armpit.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 07:03 PM (VHUov)

88
Speaking of difficult females, Diana is yelling at me about dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:03 PM (O0L8i)

89 What Wisconsin needs is a law-and-order governor.

They won't pick one. Neither will Minnesota.

There were a few things in that book that Ace loved before he hated - American Fascism - that really were true.

The Upper Midwest was the birthplace of American Fascism. Still is the Petri Dish.

We can argue all day about "Is it the Scandi" or "Is it the Cold" ?

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (zGa1Y)

90 >>Nancy Mace could be the first governor I'd want to motorboat.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov


I'd settle for Top 5, really.

Posted by: JB Pritzger at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (TjiFM)

91 Teenagers were beating people at the Wisconsin State Fair.
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4H kids, showing off their Prize Hogs, I'm sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (akQZV)

92 I've seen plenty of couples where the woman has to be detail oriented and the man just waits for her to tell him what to do. He doesn't know what time the kid needs to be picked up from school. He doesn't know who the kid's doctor is. He doesn't pay the bills. He doesn't take the kid to practice.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (mkw2N)

And part of the reason this happens? Because every single decision he tries to make on his own... every single time he takes initiative... he is somehow wrong.

Been there... did it... then got divorced and was a full time single parent, and suddenly... did everything on my own and it pretty much came out OK...

With a lot less stress.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (mP0Kj)

93 Mikeski, have you seen what happened to Nanahoshi?
Posted by: Anna Puma


I'm a season or so behind on that one, sorry.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (VHUov)

94 That scene in Wisconsin is the worst case of mass lactose intolerance I have ever witnessed.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (bX16E)

95
BruceWayne,

I agree with you. Men need their own spaces.

Shit is crazy.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 07:05 PM (/QHx4)

96 Ceuta looks like hell on earth.

Yet the Spanish government lied to the world (and we knew they were lying) that they had it under control in days. And were deporting the barbarians back to Morocco. Sure. Right.

I have read of outbreaks of these inhumane freaks having all sorts of infectious diseases like this poor MD said: scabies, cholera, thyphoid,GI disease, impetigo, TB, measles...you name it. And we haven't begun to see the STD's and rapes yet.

There was to be a possible "new" wave of barbarians this past weekend, supported by Morocco. UGH

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

97 Three quick points about sleeves people should consider:

1) Ugly. Ink will fade and look like old bruised arms someday. Like you have a bleeding disorder or on Coumadin. I have seen people like this 10 years later. It ain't pretty.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (hzuYO)

You also should consider distance and scale. A sleeve like hers might be interesting from 4 foot away, but from down the block it looks like you have smeared your self with used Valvoline motor oil.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)

98 BruceWayne,

I agree with you. Men need their own spaces.

Shit is crazy.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 07:05 PM (/QHx4)

they are getting those spaces now by not going out.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)

99 'Terrifier 2' was a great movie. Brutal. Just brutal.

This one girl played 'Pale Face Girl' which was basically a creepy little girl clown. She posts pictures of people that get her character tattooed onto their bodies.

I asked her what that was like to see that. She loves it. Still has to be a bit weird though.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 07:07 PM (Sco7b)

100 With a lot less stress.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (mP0Kj
-------
Amen

Posted by: 496 at August 17, 2026 07:07 PM (bx0xv)

101 Let me guess. The state fair is a "gun free" zone, isn't it? Animals that hurt humans need to learn fear.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 07:08 PM (vTZFs)

102 President DJT, during a press conference today, referred to GA Senator Jon Ossof as "Pee Wee Herman".

LOL!

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

103 Plans to ban white swimmers from Berlin public pool trigger backlash

-
Damn snowflake white people!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 07:08 PM (ndZc7)

104 Let me guess. The state fair is a "gun free" zone, isn't it? Animals that hurt humans need to learn fear.
Posted by: Oddbob at August

Ours is. Last year a group of "yutes" tossed guns over the fence to their buddies.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2026 07:09 PM (YZ0Fo)

105 I've seen plenty of couples where the woman has to be detail oriented and the man just waits for her to tell him what to do. He doesn't know what time the kid needs to be picked up from school. He doesn't know who the kid's doctor is. He doesn't pay the bills. He doesn't take the kid to practice.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 07:01 PM (mkw2N)

And part of the reason this happens? Because every single decision he tries to make on his own... every single time he takes initiative... he is somehow wrong.

Been there... did it... then got divorced and was a full time single parent, and suddenly... did everything on my own and it pretty much came out OK...

With a lot less stress.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (mP0Kj)

Things sure got a lot easier growing up when the 3 boys and Mom could take a different car than the three sisters, even before cell phones.

And my sisters were only somewhat crazy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

106
And part of the reason this happens? Because every single decision he tries to make on his own... every single time he takes initiative... he is somehow wrong.

__________

The way I've always viewed it was that if I have the responsibility, I have the authority.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)

107
Yutes that were recreating West Side Story... without the music or romance.
Posted by: Romeo13


L'Trina
I just met a girl named L'Trina

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 07:11 PM (Cqx++)

108 "So 50 pct is 'crippling' but Canada has had 100/200/350 pct tariffs on some US products for decades without issue. That means that Canada pays more for those products every day.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy) "

exactly. dairy products in particular. fuggem. hit 'em harder!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 07:11 PM (VyBeY)

109 Women who get multiple tats in a short time frame like she did have serious mental issues. It is pretty much the same as cutting themselves.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 06:46 PM (cpFbA)

I would say those like her are mentally and/or spiritually deranged. But people would object. So I won't say it.

Posted by: Anonymous Poster at August 17, 2026 07:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

110 Trump’s tariff plan got crushed by the courts.

Posted by: Accomack at August 17, 2026 07:13 PM (8jVAy)

111 Have the Canadians threatened to release their Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve, yet?

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2026 07:13 PM (TjiFM)

112 The way I've always viewed it was that if I have the responsibility, I have the authority.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:10 PM (O0L8i)


Hence why I won't make another anniversary. She's a manager. Of Indians in an IT environment.

She just will not grok that I don't give a fuck about her opinion on things she does not understand. Which is everything not in a very tightly bound Oracle Database.

Never. Ever. Let a Woman have the illusion of authority over a Man. End of story.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 07:13 PM (zGa1Y)

113 83 Mace is a fruitcake
Posted by: nckate

Because shes been stuffed full of booze and nuts?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 17, 2026 07:14 PM (orDeD)

114 There was a time I would have banged Nancy Mace. That time has passed. Well, it passed a while ago, but the tats have definitely sealed the deal. It's like flying a big sign that says stay away. That might actually what she's going for..

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 07:14 PM (QaH55)

115 Men need their own spaces.

Shit is crazy.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 07:05 PM (/QHx4)

I was fortunate to being in basic training just before they integrated male and female training. At AIT it was integrated, and I learned that males and females march and call cadence differently. A lot of step-switching going on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at August 17, 2026 07:14 PM (0aYVJ)

116 FYI - I get 3 bags of milk, 4 liters, for just under $7 Can.

650 grams of Activia Yogurt - just under $4 Can.


Ingraham's coverering El-Sayed after the break.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 07:14 PM (Sco7b)

117 Next up for Nancy Mace : I'll be doing porn to show my girl power

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rp63B)

118 I stopped swimming in public pools at about 9 years old. Nasty, filthy shit pools. Urine for a good time.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 07:16 PM (tvdD1)

119 At AIT it was integrated, and I learned that males and females march and call cadence differently. A lot of step-switching going on.

Yeah. Because when it gets down to it ... most Women just trade Pussy for Favors. End of story.

I saw that as well. Edgewood, MD. '92. A complete shit show.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 07:16 PM (zGa1Y)

120 The State of Wisconsin could make some money off of violent confrontations by hosting comparable events, like, say, "The International Modern Tactical Pentathlon" and hold the finals in Kenosha.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 07:16 PM (rj6Yv)

121 The way I've always viewed it was that if I have the responsibility, I have the authority.
-----
I was reading one of the NASA Oral History interviews with one of the old school Rocket guys. Can't remember who it was, it doesn't matter.

But he mentioned that's what fucked NASA up. Admittedly they basically had a blank check in the early days, but they were very light on the overall number of personnel. They got shit done without layers and layers of bureaucracy. And he said what you just said here almost verbatim.

Today everyone has (false) responsibility and nobody has any authority. It's part of the "consensus" leadership style instruction or philosophy. Consensus is just the lack of leadership. You have to give people the authority to make mistakes, and, be held accountable for them.

General LeMay once said he didn't have the time to distinguish between those who were incompetent and those who were just plain unlucky. That makes sense too. Is it fair? No, maybe not. When millions of lives are at stake... But you can always go to Wisconsin and get your ass beat at the fair.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:17 PM (akQZV)

122 "What Wisconsin needs is a law-and-order governor.
They won't pick one. Neither will Minnesota."

lol, so you think that our elections are totally on the up-and-up, huh? Wisconsin votes red every time, 6 counties wait until the end and magically produce enough votes to elect a commie.
wouldn't surprise me if MN was just the same; and there are others, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 07:17 PM (VyBeY)

123 The idea of swimming in a public pool with 100s of unwashed barbarians from who knows where is not appealing.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:17 PM (MWfyi)

124 BJ’s gallon is 3.85$. 7$ gets a half gallon of organic grass fed.

Posted by: Accomack at August 17, 2026 07:18 PM (8jVAy)

125
Nancy Mace >>>> Marjorie Taylor-Greene

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 07:18 PM (OkYzo)

126 "WE DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!"

I'm afraid we do because nobody will crack down on this shit. Venture accordingly.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:19 PM (MWfyi)

127 what fd said

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 07:21 PM (VyBeY)

128 During Gulf War 1.0, there were lots and lots and lots of Iraqi refugees. They needed to be fed, and the brown-bag OG MREs were issued (by the millions, most likely). I was told the Iraqis were not too particular at all about any of it, and didn't refuse to eat them merely because of hog meat. They were truly hungry.

Since that time, there are now bespoke "Halal" rations, vegetarian, and humanitarian rations that won't offend the delicate sensibilities of our invader class. But the SOBs don't even put cigarettes in them any longer.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:02 PM


When we had all of the cuban and hatian refugees come to GITMO we had conex boxes delivered to the base that had orange bag humanitarian MRE's that were designed for the diets based on latin American countries that we handed out to the tens of thousands of refugees.


Every once in a while they would get the standard US military MRE's when we ran out of the special ones. Every time they lined up for food they all asked for the US military MRE's instead of the humanitarian ones.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 07:21 PM (cpFbA)

129 Integrated military units is a fucking disaster on steroids. It isn't that there are not roles for males or females in the military. That is not the issue, at all.

Putting young men and women together in close proximity, high stress environment, far away from home, is idiotic in the extreme. Schools, Colleges and the Military used to know this instinctively without needing to be told.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:21 PM (akQZV)

130 Next up for Nancy Mace : I'll be doing porn to show my girl power
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Business idea. OnlyFans for congress!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 07:21 PM (ndZc7)

131 94 That scene in Wisconsin is the worst case of mass lactose intolerance I have ever witnessed.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (bX16E)


America's Dairyland. They are filled with rage that they are unable to partake in their state's bounty.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 17, 2026 07:21 PM (0bjKf)

132 Betcha the Wisconsin State Fair is a gun free zone. Just one simple trick would have put a stop to that nonsense, like a citizen, when assaulted, pulling out a trusty Ruger LCP 380 (fave of seniors) and executing a double tap to the balls.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2026 07:21 PM (gm9Sb)

133 The idea of swimming in a public pool with 100s of unwashed barbarians from who knows where is not appealing.
Posted by: fd

Ain't enough chlorine!

Posted by: JQ at August 17, 2026 07:22 PM (rdVOm)

134 >>I stopped swimming in public pools at about 9 years old. Nasty, filthy shit pools. Urine for a good time.

You won't believe the vile things fish do in the ocean.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

135 Today everyone has (false) responsibility and nobody has any authority. It's part of the "consensus" leadership style instruction or philosophy. Consensus is just the lack of leadership. You have to give people the authority to make mistakes, and, be held accountable for them.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:17 PM (akQZV)

It doesn't matter how many people at the meeting vote otherwise, if your aircraft doesn't have the fuel to get to the destination, its gonna fall out of the sky.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:22 PM (uhVAy)

136 Business idea. OnlyFans for congress!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Count me in!
-Rose DeLauro

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2026 07:22 PM (YZ0Fo)

137 Wow.

El-Sayed to attend Islamic Conference with Pakistani cleric who forced his 13 year old niece into marriage.

This keeps up, Abdul may only pull 30% of the vote....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Sco7b)

138 "Humanitarian" rations are all vegetarian. No animal protein. That's why they wanted the military versions.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:23 PM (akQZV)

139 Putting young men and women together in close proximity, high stress environment, far away from home, is idiotic in the extreme. Schools, Colleges and the Military used to know this instinctively without needing to be told.

Said plainly ... Young Men lose their minds over Young Pussy. Young Pussy is groomed, by their older Mothers and Sisters, to manipulate that situation.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 07:23 PM (zGa1Y)

140 Integrated military units is a fucking disaster on steroids. It isn't that there are not roles for males or females in the military. That is not the issue, at all.

Putting young men and women together in close proximity, high stress environment, far away from home, is idiotic in the extreme. Schools, Colleges and the Military used to know this instinctively without needing to be told.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:21 PM (akQZV)

hell putting a weak ass dude like me even when I was young would have been idiotic.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:24 PM (uhVAy)

141 Count me in!
-Rose DeLauro

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 17, 2026 07:22 PM (YZ0Fo

Sexy!
Pants off!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Sco7b)

142 @136 me too! You can find me in the gunt porn section - Jerry Nadler

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 07:25 PM (rp63B)

143 Oh, and Nancy Mace, PTSD sufferer. Listen toots, PTSD is what a good friend has after over 50 years, tripped a Claymore and killed some kids going to the local clothes washing creek. You have a case of nutzo. You will be most proud of that ink in the nursing home when it all bleeds together and makes your arms look like they are covered in green snot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2026 07:26 PM (gm9Sb)

144 Mace looks sort of like my SIL from RI...the black Irish type of blue eyes and dark hair is lovely.

Mace was once pretty before mental illness leaked out. Shame, really. But only she can prevent forest fires. With a lot of psych help at this point.

I would feel sorry for her but don't have time.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

145 I guess most all women are nut cases sooner or later

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

146 Ladies, please stop mutilating yourselves. The ink, the lip fillers, the massive weight loss; who’s it all for?

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 17, 2026 07:30 PM (+FcEe)

147 Hear me out. Nancy Mace and Francesa Hong make a buddy movie where they roam the country getting tats or cutting themselves and fighting crime.

Posted by: the John Hamm meme at August 17, 2026 07:30 PM (skR0U)

148 Yes, Mace's midlife crisis is an embarrassment. I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2026 07:30 PM (A/tlT)

149 ... are people from Ceuta called Ceyoots?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 07:31 PM (Ot/FD)

150 I knew/know a gal who got a forearm sleeve on her right arm. Black- no color. Roses and thorns. I found it pretty sexy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 17, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

151 Re: Mace

The tats bother me not a bit but what's sad is she has a daughter, age 17, a son, age 14, and she's a lousy parental example for hard work and perseverance, but a good one for being a self absorbed twit. Hopefully, the kids have an involved dad.

Two failed marriages, a broken engagement, and two beautiful children. She needs to ditch the drama, appreciate her very good life and the two children.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 07:31 PM (NFX2v)

152 I guess most all women are nut cases sooner or later

Can you imagine walking around, talking and asking for the manager all day and such - without the idea that you'll get smacked in your fucking mouth if you push the wrong person too hard ?

That's EXACTLY how a Modern Woman thinks.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 07:32 PM (zGa1Y)

153 Hear me out. Nancy Mace and Francesa Hong make a buddy movie where they roam the country getting tats or cutting themselves and fighting crime.
Posted by: the John Hamm meme at August 17, 2026 07:30 PM (skR0U)

BJ and the... B... Bayesian chick?

Hang on, i can do better....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD)

154 The really bad thing about women in combat roles is the way we are raised. The average young trooper, at the moment, will protect the woman even before protecting someone that needs it more.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2026 07:34 PM (gm9Sb)

155 You won't believe the vile things fish do in the ocean.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

From the long-ago days of my youth-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WnDg_8YL90

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 07:34 PM (QaH55)

156 People who get tattoos because they want tattoos and are happy about it tend to have good looking tattoos.

People who get tattoos to make a statement have crap tattoos because no one gives a shit about any of the nonsense they have to say.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 07:35 PM (Ot/FD)

157 I don't allow fish or migrants in my pool.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi)

158 BJ and the... B... Bayesian chick?

Hang on, i can do better....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Ot/FD)

Mace and Hong!

Any which Hong or Mace.

Lethal Karen's

Parallel Parking

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 17, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

159 Parallel Parking
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 17, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

Ha!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 07:36 PM (Ot/FD)

160 “Youths”: not able to distinguish who’s doing the beatings by anything more than age, huh? Funny, I could add more to the description just by looking at the picture.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 17, 2026 07:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

161 "until bodies start dropping, these displays of feral madness will continue. "

Yep. And if the police won't get things under control, expect the citizenry to do it for them. And we won't be nearly as nice as the cops.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 17, 2026 07:36 PM (pE12i)

162 I've noticed that if someone in our local mug shots has a neck tattoo, one of the charges is invariably "Parole violation".

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:37 PM (MWfyi)

163 I told my boys that they put a chemical in the pool water that detects urine and turns it bright orange. So everyone will know you peed in the pool

They believed it until just recently.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 07:37 PM (yYs4P)

164 Yes, Mace's midlife crisis is an embarrassment. I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2026 07:30 PM


Did you forget rule #1? Do not stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 07:38 PM (cpFbA)

165 Ceyoots?

Posted by: Judge Herman Munster at August 17, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

166 Oh, and Nancy Mace, PTSD sufferer. Listen toots, PTSD is what a good friend has after over 50 years, tripped a Claymore and killed some kids going to the local clothes washing creek. You have a case of nutzo. You will be most proud of that ink in the nursing home when it all bleeds together and makes your arms look like they are covered in green snot.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2026 07:26 PM (gm9Sb)

Forcing yourself into an all male tradition got you some side eye and under-breath comments? OH THE HORROR.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:38 PM (uhVAy)

167 I really thought Mace was smarter than this.

Oh well.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 07:39 PM (2WIwB)

168 The really bad thing about women in combat roles is the way we are raised. The average young trooper, at the moment, will protect the woman even before protecting someone that needs it more.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 17, 2026 07:34 PM (gm9Sb)

Give the situation another few years and the boys will be fragging them like the bad old days in VietNam.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 07:40 PM (uhVAy)

169 "She's no Tawny Kitaen."

Thank god.

Posted by: Chuck Finley at August 17, 2026 07:41 PM (pE12i)

170 "You're FAKE"


NOBODY else will do that. That's my President!

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:41 PM (MWfyi)

171 Mace isn't an unattractive woman. But the tats signal lunatic.

Youthful wildness is one thing, claiming PTSD is another. I know women who have been raped multiple times, - they have PTSD, - but I doubt Mace has had that experience.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 07:41 PM (tvdD1)

172 Nood

Cafe.

You know, Mace doesn't look too bad.
We've seen plenty of younger, heavier and uglier.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 07:41 PM (Sco7b)

173 The Western Washington State Fair, aka "Do The Puyallup" is coming up. They always have Rap night. Could get real interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 07:43 PM (2WIwB)

174 When they say “teens” they mean “blacks”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 17, 2026 07:44 PM (ZVgZ4)

175 174 When they say “teens” they mean “blacks”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

We would also have accepted "urban youths."

Posted by: National News Stylebook at August 17, 2026 07:52 PM (orDeD)

176 Anybody who screams WE WANT EQUITY is really saying they want FREE EVERYTHING! Without working for it. Kinda like our political class. Who are still on their five week vacation, btw.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 07:55 PM (UKrJG)

177
As I understand it, a large part of Canada's economy has been based on assembling parts shipped from other countries, and then exporting the assembled products to the US. The assembly is minimal and the process amounts to an evasion of US import regulations regarding these countries by the formality of a "Made in Canada" label.

Then there are the Canadian tariffs on US goods. Trump has notified them that the US will no longer pretend not to see this.

Also, Canadian media has 100% supported the Canadian government line that mentions none of this, and attributes US actions to Trump being a bully and big fat meany. The public largely doesn't know. And the Canadian government/establishment finds it too painful to back down and acknowledge any of this. So here we are.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 07:57 PM (azNOR)

178 Did you forget rule #1? Do not stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 07:38 PM (cpFbA)

______

I've broken that rule so often I'm irredeemable.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 17, 2026 08:01 PM (A/tlT)

179 146 Ladies, please stop mutilating yourselves. The ink, the lip fillers, the massive weight loss; who’s it all for?
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 17, 2026 07:30 PM (+FcEe)

Internet says for men that are 6'5 or taller but under 250lbs; 3% body fat; make 250k per year and have 2-3 houses; p*nis must be at least 13 inches but she will initiate intimacy only; your hobbies should all pay something and she shouldn't have to see you enjoying yourself unless you're making a lot of money while doing it.

Posted by: Nelly at August 17, 2026 08:03 PM (6+ehB)

180 The idea of swimming in a public pool with 100s of unwashed barbarians from who knows where is not appealing.

Ever notice how green the pool water is on those Feral Carnival Cruises?

Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 08:16 PM (/TiS1)

181 Water? I never drink the stuff.

Fish fuck in it.

Posted by: W.C.Fields at August 17, 2026 08:30 PM (j7INY)

182 He says Muslims have started coming and they won't accept the free food offered.

The difference between the welfare folks here complaining about not getting good enough food (for free) and the muslims doing it is all on where their sense of entitlement is going. The welfare folks are just exercising a WAY overgrown sense of entitlement. The muslims want to conquer us through that overgrown sense of entitlement.

I'd gladly send both groups somewhere they didn't have a choice but to work their own a**es off to eat and survive.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 08:56 PM (kU0PQ)

183 Per Robert Conquest's Third Law:
"3) The simplest way to explain the behavior of any
bureaucratic organization is to assume that it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies."
...it all makes more sense if you assume Islamists are already in charge of the globalists and everything following is implementation of Sharia . Mamdani pushing NY to the 3rd world. Seattle going to he**. LA, etc. in CA. North Dallas (Frisco, McKinney, Plano). Etc. Who chooses to live in ***thole countries? Who doesn't mind making new ones?

Posted by: techsan at August 17, 2026 10:10 PM (uNveu)

184 Mace used to get attention with her looks and her hooters, but she aged out of that so now she has to resort to tattoos... which is still better than MTG resorting to splitting the party and giving mean girl interviews.

Posted by: Thatch at August 17, 2026 10:35 PM (S6YCM)

185 Canadian pharmaceutical and over the counter drugs are much cheaper than here in the U.S..
There better 'not be' any tariffs on those imports into our U.S.. Otherwise, the Trump administration is undermining his pledge to reduce drug costs to U.S. citizens.

Posted by: John at August 18, 2026 02:12 PM (9NUKl)

186 Nancy Mace 'tramp tats' are a virtue signal to the lefts' cause. She has defaced her body for something that is transient and not a lifetime cause. That is self immolation!
When future archeologists dig up her emaciated body remains they will speculate that she belonged to some religious cult.

Posted by: John at August 18, 2026 02:17 PM (9NUKl)

Defund Fake "Education"

Why are we extorting money from taxpayers to take normal children and turn them into stupid and uneducated by completely arrogant mental patients?

Universities threaten students with investigations, disciplinary actions over 'deadnaming'

Several U.S. colleges and universities, including CSU Northridge, the University of Oregon, and the University at Buffalo, have adopted policies that classify 'deadnaming' transgender students as harassment.

Deadnaming is the act of referring to a transgender- or nonbinary-identifying individual by his or her birth name rather than the name the individual currently uses after 'transitioning.'

...


If deadnaming occurs on campus, CSU Northridge states on its "Office of Equity & Compliance (Title IX)" website that if faculty or fellow students deadname or fail to use a person's chosen pronouns, hearings can be held following a report to the office.

CSU Northridge's website adds that "If a violation is found, discipline through the relevant counterparts will be discussed."

On a University of Oregon website, the public university's "Prohibited Discrimination and Retaliation" policy allows officials to categorize deadnaming as harassment. It specifies that instances qualify as harassment when there is "intentional or repeated deadnaming or misgendering."

...

Other universities, including private institutions such as Tufts University, also have policies on deadnaming and "misgendering" for students and faculty.

The University at Buffalo states on its "Preferred/Chosen Names and Pronouns" web page that it "recognizes that individuals may use a name other than their legal name to identify themselves."

Universities have time for this deplorable bullshit, of course, because they've done such a great job teaching students in the basics.

Oh wait, no they haven't at all, have they?

I teach calculus at Berkeley. Some of my students can't do middle school math

Since the University of California abandoned the SAT and ACT, thousands of faculty say it's admitting students who aren't prepared for the coursework. Will UC listen?

...

I teach mathematics at UC Berkeley. Three days a week, I stand in front of lecture halls with 500 to 1,400 students. By the second week of the semester, I already know who is in trouble. Some students are five to eight years behind in mathematics. Office hours that should be spent discussing integrals instead become lessons on fractions and basic algebra you would expect students to learn in middle school.K/b>

...


Before 2020, Berkeley administered a diagnostic exam to incoming Calculus I students. Between 2018 and 2020, 71% of roughly 2,200 students tested as ready or nearly ready for calculus. At the bottom of the distribution there was almost nobody. Just 0.14% tested below basic algebra.

After UC adopted test-blind admissions, the picture changed dramatically.
Berkeley Calculus I readiness, before and after test-blind admissions

ALEKS placement data shows 11.6% severe deficits and 71% near or ready in calculus. MDTP results show 33% severe deficits and 51% near or ready in topics passed.

...

The classroom itself changed shape.


Before 2020, most students clustered toward the "ready" end of the spectrum, with only a tiny tail at the bottom. Afterward, the middle hollowed out, and the weakest students became the largest single group. We didn't end up with one somewhat weaker calculus class. We ended up teaching two different classes in one lecture hall: one for students who were prepared for college calculus and one for students who needed remedial mathematics that nobody had scheduled.


...


The people arguing this test-blind policy on television, in committee meetings, and in politics do not stand in front of 700 students three times a week or grade a first midterm with a pre-curved D/F average.

We do.

...

"The test-blind policy was a well-intentioned experiment," she wrote, "but the reality in our classrooms shows that it has failed." Admitting students who are unprepared, she warned, "sets them up for discouraging struggle. ... We cannot afford another cycle of administrative delay."

That last sentence is at the heart of this debate.

What's the worse that can happen?

Oh right, students might wind up Jason Ardaying themselves.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:45 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 05:47 PM (M/bUm)

2 Hey, whaddyaknow...First.

I'll tell the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 05:48 PM (M/bUm)

3 Boldly I'll go to tell the others.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 05:48 PM (M/bUm)

4 To boldly go...

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (LX4y3)

5 Kids like to learn how to do things. You have to try really hard not to teach them.

Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (2Xqig)

6

Posted by: 13times at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (6iKlf)

7
Great idea. It will never happen

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (/QHx4)

8 Nooded, albeit not boldly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

9 I'm fine with UC Berkeley TAs having to teach middle school math to students. It gives them less time to focus on hating America.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (mkw2N)

10 My grand daughter is going to Catholic school even though her parents are heathens. Anything to get away for the mess of public schools.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (bX16E)

11 There are enough colleges that have closed recently for someone to start up an entirely transcollege. Confine all of this nonsense to one centralized looney bin.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2026 05:51 PM (ibDUx)

12 Long wondered why we pay for Marxists Seminaries to turn students against the country

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 05:51 PM (Ia/+0)

13 Break the stupid deadnaming policy in the first article. Choose absurd pronouns like "sir" or "lord". Do something similar with an actual name, demand people call you by that name, preferably as ridiculous or insulting as possible, and report them when they refuse to use it. Demand to the HR drones at the college that you be taken seriously and your chosen name and pronouns be used according to policy.

Get a few hundred people to do that and watch how fast it falls apart.

No reason we can't use part of Cloward-Piven ourselves.

Posted by: Rick C at August 17, 2026 05:51 PM (1zWbY)

14 My public school district has a 42% chronic absenteeism rate. It's a disaster for which I am forced to pay.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2026 05:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

15 Public schools are just child penitentiaries. Child labor would be preferable.

Universities are public frauds. They should be dismantled like Henry VIII did with monasteries.

Posted by: delicious asbestos guacamole at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (+aL9E)

16 Actually teaching students makes them harder to control as adults. Don't teach them ans Socialism can win elections.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (LX4y3)

17 University system == Quality Learing Centers

Posted by: Math at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (skR0U)

18 Student

Posted by: 13times at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (6iKlf)

19 If you can't fail a failing student you are simply a facilitator of lies if you do.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (NnhvP)

20 The test-blind policy was a well-intentioned experiment"

Ok, that's funny right there...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (XuXeR)

21 Defund any course of study that includes the word "Studies".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 05:53 PM (K6DGR)

22 Dead naming is free speech.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 05:53 PM (NnhvP)

23
I'm fine with UC Berkeley TAs having to teach middle school math to students. It gives them less time to focus on hating America.
Posted by: bonhomme

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I'm fine with it, too. Fucking lefties want to foist a bunch of Incompetents of Color on the rest of us, let them see what it's like.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 05:53 PM (XJ22o)

24 11 There are enough colleges that have closed recently for someone to start up an entirely transcollege. Confine all of this nonsense to one centralized looney bin.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2026 05:51 PM (ibDUx)


Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Reed College at August 17, 2026 05:53 PM (skR0U)

25 My public school district has a 42% chronic absenteeism rate"

Who knows what the actual numbers are?

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 05:53 PM (XuXeR)

26 Office hours that should be spent discussing integrals instead become lessons on fractions and basic algebra you would expect students to learn in middle school.

More AoSHQ-specific:

Comments that should be spent discussing integrals instead become lessons on fractions and basic algebra you would expect commenters to learn on the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 05:54 PM (0sNs1)

27 Actually teaching students makes them harder to control as adults. Don't teach them ans Socialism can win elections.


If I'm not mistaken that was John Dewey's strategy in re-designing the American education system. Fucking communist.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 05:54 PM (K6DGR)

28 So much foolish insane bullshit happened in 2020 with negative ramifications to this day. Did the universe somehow end in early March 2020 and we’ve been living in a simulation since??

If 2019 me showed up and gave me a summary of the last 6 years I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t believe him. That’s unrealistic and too bizarre I’d say

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 05:54 PM (M+uMR)

29 Rocket surgery is in trouble.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (wVcYX)

30 22 Dead naming is free speech.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 05:53 PM (NnhvP)

If you think you have citizens' rights at any University, you are sadly mistaken. Your betters will police your speech, plebe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (PVjNi)

31 Clearly Nashville needs more Learing Centers.

Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (96iig)

32 I wonder if anyone will really go in depth and tell us the racial makeup of the fraction of students that "somehow" got into UC Berkeley but can't do middle school math...

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (oqH4h)

33 More reasons.....

1. A lot of people just take the grants they can get as a free ride for a few years with no intention of ever paying them back.

2. Students from other countries use education as the reason to come to Western countries, find work and never show up for class.

3. Chinese IP theft.

4. And the freshman 15. Every 3 months....

On the other hand, Instagram keeps serving me up pictures of biologically female university volleyball players with legs that could break open my head like a watermelon but we could probably form leagues or something.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)

34 15 Public schools are just child penitentiaries. Child labor would be preferable.
Posted by: delicious asbestos guacamole at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (+aL9E)

Ugh. Like the job market needs to be worse for those seeking employment.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (LX4y3)

35 I'm thinking you're not gonna find a bunch of straight white dudes in that fraction.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (oqH4h)

36 Mrs. Wannamaker will put a paddle on your ass and you will learn your lessons. Your parents will approve. There’s your education department.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2026 05:56 PM (60lzi)

37 And FFS, I took calculus in high school. These slackers should not be in University, let along have been let out of high school.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:56 PM (PVjNi)

38 The stated purpose of public education has always been to indoctrinate students to fit into society as the school board has seen fit. Learning basic skills like math and spelling have always been secondary. Often the skills have been very important, especially as a pretext for public education, but the "fitting childeren to society" has always been the goal, hence the hatred and rejection of home and parochial schooling.

I have no problem with home or pod schooling, private schooling by a group of parents who hire a teacher or teachers to teach their kids, or any other type of private schooling. Were I King, my edict would be that a parent can get a refund on the education section of their property tax if they teach at home, can perform school work better than a C grade on standardized tests, and are off the streets between 8 and 1.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 05:56 PM (rbvCR)

39

Does not matter the color of the students. All races are learning the same worthless shit

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 05:56 PM (/QHx4)

40 "Who knows what the actual numbers are?"

I'm using illinoisreportcard.com, FWIW.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2026 05:56 PM (Jr5Lq)

41 Students can't even figure out how to use a scientific calculator to solve basic algebra equations.

But score 100% on hacking iPhone apps.

Posted by: 13times at August 17, 2026 05:57 PM (6iKlf)

42 My grands are in Catholic school and will be spared deadnaming (which is new to me).

About 15yrs ago when our son was teaching HS music classes a girl decided she was "Seth" and asked to change her stupido pronouns. He thought whatever and did not discuss it again.

Son had seen the light years prior and was working on a new degree to escape and did. Their loss.

He put up with it and out smarted her desire to get attention and be hysteric. One example is during marching band camp Seth wondered which restroom to use, hoping for a conniption. Son calmly told her to use the staff's and moved on.

Well, her mother found out about Seth at some point. And who did she blame? You got it! Our son!!! Like he told her to be Seth!

There was a sit down with the principal and supervisor and the stupid mother, and our son was supported and the mother had to deal.

This is how stupid this has gotten. Worse as now there are furries.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 05:57 PM (hzuYO)

43 I'm fine with UC Berkeley TAs having to teach middle school math to students. It gives them less time to focus on hating America.
Posted by: bonhomme

Honestly I think math,science and engineering departments are still doing a decent job. All the crazy is over in the humanities departments

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 05:57 PM (M+uMR)

44 The universities are "proving grounds" or training areas for subversion. They are little sanctuaries where they have their own police, apparently by agreement with local jurisdictions.

You can be accused of rape, and have no recourse. No presumption of innocence, no right to face your accuser, not even the right to an attorney. Anonymous accusations are enough to get you Expelled.

My favorite tale was of a student who had passed out in his dorm room bunk during a drinking session with his buddies. His roommate had a girlfriend who, at some point, performed oral sex upon him. He had no idea, for his part. Remember, he's passed out.

About six months late, this gal got it in her head that this was somehow his fault, and constituted some sort of offense that merited an investigation. He was expelled.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:57 PM (akQZV)

45 10 My grand daughter is going to Catholic school even though her parents are heathens. Anything to get away for the mess of public schools.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (bX16E)

Oh no! Those poor kids might be exposed to the 10 Commandments. The horror.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:58 PM (PVjNi)

46 "The test-blind policy was a well-intentioned experiment," she wrote, "but the reality in our classrooms shows that it has failed."

No, it wasn't. It was the only way to get your preferred ratio of melanin-Americans in the student body.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 05:58 PM (wGerL)

47 39

Does not matter the color of the students. All races are learning the same worthless shit

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 05:56 PM (/QHx4)
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yeah, but Whitey McCrackerson ain't getting into college not being able to do HS math

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 05:58 PM (oqH4h)

48 So the college is going to discipline students for conducting a completely made up action they call "dead naming"? Sounds pretty stupid when you apply logic to the situation.


I guess teaching critical thinking skills and logic aren't high on the list for classes these days.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 05:58 PM (cpFbA)

49 34 15 Public schools are just child penitentiaries. Child labor would be preferable.
Posted by: delicious asbestos guacamole at August 17, 2026 05:52 PM (+aL9E)

Ugh. Like the job market needs to be worse for those seeking employment.
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 05:55 PM (LX4y3)

If you can't compete with a child, well ...

There are tons of child appropriate jobs out there. Remember when fast food restaurants were staffed by articulate, well-groomed young teens in significant part? Before the Age of the Orc.

Posted by: delicious asbestos guacamole at August 17, 2026 05:59 PM (+aL9E)

50 I guess teaching critical thinking skills and logic aren't high on the list for classes these days.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 05:58 PM (cpFbA)


They ain't high on the list, still, even here.

Back the Blue.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 05:59 PM (zGa1Y)

51 A lot of people just take the grants they can get as a free ride for a few years with no intention of ever paying them back
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Grants don't need to be paid back, or they wouldn't be a Grant, they would be a Loan.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 06:00 PM (akQZV)

52 June 16th, 2018, the day Trump Descends The Escalator, is as big a deal in my lifetime as 9/11. Everything has been revealed to be shit.

Posted by: Accomack at August 17, 2026 06:00 PM (8jVAy)

53 OT -

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Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 06:01 PM (kX27y)

54 "recognizes that individuals may use a name other than their legal name to identify themselves."


Try doing that when you get pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 06:01 PM (cpFbA)

55 Grants don't need to be paid back, or they wouldn't be a Grant, they would be a Loan.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 06:00 PM (akQZV)

Sorry. Student aid or whatever the US had. I remember stories on that.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 06:01 PM (Sco7b)

56 I graduated from Robert E. Lee in Houston in the 70s. Excellent education seemed to result as I farted around for five years and went college and got a degree in engineering.
Today that school is now 'Wisdom High School' and is designated as 'International', meaning natives don't go there, only immigrants. We can guess their citizenship status.
Texas has a new high school ranking system. It is ranked as 'B' in the A, B, C, D, F order.
I call BS.

Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2026 06:02 PM (8uzBS)

57 Quantity Learing Center

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Cqx++)

58 A couple of decades ago, the Natives got together and decided they didn't like not having their own schools in every little tiny village because they didn't want to teach their kids and didn't want them sent to boarding schools in Fairbanks or Anchorage, and claimed it was racist to not have their own schools. So they sued the state, and won. Now there are schools in every stupid tiny inaccessible village all over Alaska, at astronomical costs to the taxpayers. Come to find out, a sizeable proportion of those kids don't attend regularly, at all. In a tiny village. Where there is literally nothing else to do all day.

Turns out the elders liked having those big gyms for their own meeting spaces and those nice kitchens for processing game up to the size of whales, and every year they have to buy new computers because somehow, over the summer, those classroom computers go missing.

It's a complete mystery, I tells ya.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 06:03 PM (PVjNi)

59 I wouldn't put it past even a math teacher pushing Marxism

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

60 45 10 My grand daughter is going to Catholic school even though her parents are heathens. Anything to get away for the mess of public schools.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (bX16E)

Oh no! Those poor kids might be exposed to the 10 Commandments. The horror.
Posted by: tcn in AK



No no no! The Ten Commandments are in the Bible and Catholics don’t read the Bible!

Jeepers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 06:03 PM (W2Pud)

61 We ended up teaching two different classes in one lecture hall: one for students who were prepared for college calculus and one for students who needed remedial mathematics that nobody had scheduled.

So take a student who couldn't pick up seventh-grade algebra by high-school graduation.

Put them in Calc I in college.

Expect this person--who's demonstrably unable or unwilling to learn math at a normal rate--to learn 6.5 years worth of math in a semester.

I'm sure that works well, and isn't setting them up for failure.

And doesn't drag down the students who are there to learn calculus.

The university gets paid either way, though, so good for them.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 06:04 PM (VHUov)

62 In high school, my teacher told us calculus was easy, but the algebra involved to get things into useable forms was what tripped students up.

Posted by: InZona at August 17, 2026 06:04 PM (d0SI8)

63 There are tons of child appropriate jobs out there. Remember when fast food restaurants were staffed by articulate, well-groomed young teens in significant part? Before the Age of the Orc.
Posted by: delicious asbestos guacamole at August 17, 2026 05:59 PM (+aL9E)


There are specific rules about child labor. The USDoL has Hazardous Orders, which are the expected "no deep pits, no mills, no bakery equipment, no radioactives, etc"
the states have their own rules, and for example, Oregon is pretty reasonable. However the taxing, insurance and FICA, and record keeping are hard for the employer, and high minimum wage requiring a steep learning curve makes hiring illegals a better deal

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 06:04 PM (rbvCR)

64 We had the exact same thing happen at a high school where I live.

I never heard the final resolution, so I searched for current articles. There are NONE.

In all of the articles from June of 2025 when the fraud was exposed, the School Board vowed to get to the bottom of these accusations. Yet somehow not a single news source has reported how this investigation has been resolved.

I did find an old article that said that the principal had been "replaced".

I assume that means NOT fired and NOT jailed for fraud.

When the penalties for fraud are non-existent, and you get bonuses and awards for committing fraud, then fraud will necessarily increase.

Normies understand this. The "education experts" in charge of our schools are either too stupid to understand that, or are pretending to be too stupid.

I don't know which is worse?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2026 06:04 PM (HlyYF)

65 ANOTHER teacher says she was ordered to FABRICATE grades to give a passing grade to failing students

The school then SUSPENDED her after she REFUSED to skew the numbers.

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"The Wire" was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

"Man, we talking about praxis. Not a game, not a game ... but praxis!" /obligatory Allen Iverson

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 06:04 PM (Qylcb)

66 Don't worry; many public school teachers are experts at hiding abortions and transitioning from parents...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:05 PM (l3cgK)

67 The left complains about the cradle to prison existence in the inner cities but they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are causing it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 06:05 PM (rp63B)

68 No no no! The Ten Commandments are in the Bible and Catholics don’t read the Bible!

Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I understood that reference.

Posted by: captain mikeski at August 17, 2026 06:05 PM (VHUov)

69 67 The left complains about the cradle to prison existence in the inner cities but they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are causing it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 06:05 PM (rp63B)

Those in control are not oblivious; these aren't bugs, but features, a never-ending stream of bodies that they can shape as they please.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:06 PM (l3cgK)

70 Abdul, the al-Qaeda guy, is really something. Sister arrested spitting on a cop. Mother sending money to terror groups. He himself campaigns with nepo-baby terrorist who cheers American deaths at Arab hands, and today his campaign objected to a video of Mike Rogers riding in a beautiful red antique Ford pick up flying two American flags from the truck bed, calling the video "like a KKK cross burning".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 06:06 PM (1cdUq)

71 No no no! The Ten Commandments are in the Bible and Catholics don’t read the Bible!

Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 06:03 PM (W2Pud)



Love God,
Love God's Name,
Love God's Day,
Obey.
Do not kill, for sure.
In thought, word, deed, be pure.
Do not steal or ever lie,
Most of all be satisfied.

Amen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 06:06 PM (PVjNi)

72 As bad as public schools have become I put a lot of blame on parents. My parents were very involved with my education and by involved I mean they watched my performance like a hawk and if I was not doing well in some area corrective action was taken. Pronto.

How can you let your kid graduate from high school when they can't read of do basic math?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

73 Break the stupid deadnaming policy in the first article. Choose absurd pronouns like "sir" or "lord". Do something similar with an actual name, demand people call you by that name, preferably as ridiculous or insulting as possible, and report them when they refuse to use it. Demand to the HR drones at the college that you be taken seriously and your chosen name and pronouns be used according to policy.

Get a few hundred people to do that and watch how fast it falls apart.

No reason we can't use part of Cloward-Piven ourselves.
Posted by: Rick C at August 17, 2026 05:51 PM (1zWbY)

Like witch trials, if you accuse the wrong people they just ignore it. It isn't like they are honest brokers of their policies.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:08 PM (uhVAy)

74
My favorite tale was of a student who had passed out in his dorm room bunk during a drinking session with his buddies. His roommate had a girlfriend who, at some point, performed oral sex upon him. He had no idea, for his part. Remember, he's passed out.

About six months late, this gal got it in her head that this was somehow his fault, and constituted some sort of offense that merited an investigation. He was expelled.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:57 PM (akQZV)
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Yes. It's called Title IX and is pure D bullsharte. When our sons were in college I told them if they had sex to get a signature of the girl & have it notarized. I was outraged.

Males have no chance to redeem themselves as it was not a court of law but a kangaroo court run by women.

One case in CA: Texts proved a boy received texts from a girl in his dorm. SHE wanted sex. They BOTH were drinking and she went willingly to his room as she requested.

Days later she realized it was casual, he was not her boyfriend, and went to someone & declared she was raped.

The texts did not matter for the boy. Expelled. Had to register as a sex offender. I hope he sued and appealed but don't know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (hzuYO)

75 In high school, my teacher told us calculus was easy, but the algebra involved to get things into useable forms was what tripped students up.

Calc I is like that. If you understand an Exponent ? You've got Calc I by the balls.

Calc III is also like that, if you can juggle three variables in your head as far as which ones are the constant and which one is the variable according to the notation.

Calc II is a bitch. Because it's all the Trig Identities. The messy shit you have to memorize. I hated Calc II.

For those that never took Calc ? Did you ever notice that EVERY FUCKING NEWTONIAN THEOREM turns out to be 1/2 X ^ 2 ? That's basic Calc I. Springs. Gravity. All of it.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (zGa1Y)

76
Same Jack.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (/QHx4)

77
Huh.

College really isn't for everyone.

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (iJfKG)

78 We Catholics just wait for the readings in Mass.
So in 3 years, we get through the whole 4 gospels, assuming daily mass attendance. 😁

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (Ydd86)

79 Our school system of about 150,000 kids is city/county. The good suburban schools ring Charlotte on the far edges of the county. To dilute the shit scores they carve up the county like a pie. Inner city kids bus it out to the suburbs. Scores get lost in the shuffle.

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 06:10 PM (enNUy)

80 My grand daughter is going to Catholic school even though her parents are heathens. Anything to get away for the mess of public schools.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (bX16E)

In the 80s the Catholic schools in Chicago were majority non Catholic. To escape the public schools who at that time pretended to teach. I assume its worse now.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:10 PM (uhVAy)

81
No no no! The Ten Commandments are in the Bible and Catholics don’t read the Bible!

Jeepers.
Posted by: nurse ratched


They have a guided missal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 06:10 PM (Cqx++)

82 72 As bad as public schools have become I put a lot of blame on parents. My parents were very involved with my education and by involved I mean they watched my performance like a hawk and if I was not doing well in some area corrective action was taken. Pronto.

How can you let your kid graduate from high school when they can't read of do basic math?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

Both parents were raised in these same failing schools, and they both work, so homework oversight is probably fairly lax. Also, in my son's case, he would fail and they would promote him anyway. The schools don't hold any kid accountable for anything, and when you question them, they spout some horseshit like self esteem.

He ended up at AMYA (the 40 week military program here run by the National Guard) and got his GED. THEY held him accountable for everything. Works like a charm.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 06:11 PM (PVjNi)

83 Affirmative Action and DIE always produce the same thing: granting admission to universities of student that will fail in the first quarter/semester.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 17, 2026 06:11 PM (qFwJc)

84 72 As bad as public schools have become I put a lot of blame on parents. My parents were very involved with my education and by involved I mean they watched my performance like a hawk and if I was not doing well in some area corrective action was taken. Pronto.

How can you let your kid graduate from high school when they can't read of do basic math?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

This is the culmination of letting your child be raised by a village of government-paid propagandists. This is just like that vid with the woman who is taken care by Gov't for her entire life...what was that fictional woman's name? I've forgotten...damn this old brain.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:12 PM (l3cgK)

85 69 67 The left complains about the cradle to prison existence in the inner cities but they seem to be oblivious to the fact that they are causing it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 06:05 PM

Those in control are not oblivious; these aren't bugs, but features, a never-ending stream of bodies that they can shape as they please.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:06 PM


Cui bono? is always a good question to ask.

If a low income black student never learns to read, write, or do math, and they are on welfare their entire life, I assume there is roughly a 98-99% chance that they will also vote Democrat their whole life.

The Democrat Party gains political power by NOT educating black children.

If you tell me what system most benefits the people in charge, then I can tell you that the rules will be explicitly designed to ensure THAT system.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2026 06:12 PM (HlyYF)

86 For those that never took Calc ? Did you ever notice that EVERY FUCKING NEWTONIAN THEOREM turns out to be 1/2 X ^ 2 ? That's basic Calc I. Springs. Gravity. All of it.
Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (zGa1Y)

Yes for me Calculus was easy and a lot funner than Algebra II in the Junior year in high school.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:12 PM (uhVAy)

87 I know a Hindoo that went to a Catholic H.S. in Calcutta.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 17, 2026 06:12 PM (qFwJc)

88 Math is racist you mayo-molesting Jive Turkeys!

Also, we invented it. Give it back!

Posted by: Jason Arday at August 17, 2026 06:13 PM (V362x)

89 During Covid, I REALLY wanted governments to make education a zero sum game moneywise.

For homeschooling parents, they get every dollar that would go to the school system. It should be like that. If the parents waste it, oh well.

But the good ones can take the money and we'd have alternative educational settings develop.

And supermodels are upstairs right now making me a sandwich......

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 06:13 PM (Sco7b)

90 Break the stupid deadnaming policy in the first article. Choose absurd pronouns like "sir" or "lord".

No reason we can't use part of Cloward-Piven ourselves.
Posted by: Rick C


Go really nuts. Pick a random set, not a matching one like "he/him/his."

Use "she/him/its."

Just to start the week.

At 11:14AM on Tuesday, it changes to "it/her/his." At 3:27 PM on Thursday, it changes to "he/it/hers."

Posted by: mikeski, lobbing monkeywrenches at August 17, 2026 06:13 PM (VHUov)

91 Affirmative Action and DIE always produce the same thing: granting admission to universities of student that will fail in the first quarter/semester.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 17, 2026 06:11 PM (qFwJc)

Or transfer to fluffy majors like XXX Studies that give them nothing but a degree and debt.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

92 No reason we can't use part of Cloward-Piven ourselves.
Posted by: Rick C at August 17, 2026 05:51 PM (1zWbY)

I go by Her Majesty.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (PVjNi)

93 75 In high school, my teacher told us calculus was easy, but the algebra involved to get things into useable forms was what tripped students up.

Calc I is like that. If you understand an Exponent ? You've got Calc I by the balls.

Calc III is also like that, if you can juggle three variables in your head as far as which ones are the constant and which one is the variable according to the notation.

Calc II is a bitch. Because it's all the Trig Identities. The messy shit you have to memorize. I hated Calc II.

For those that never took Calc ? Did you ever notice that EVERY FUCKING NEWTONIAN THEOREM turns out to be 1/2 X ^ 2 ? That's basic Calc I. Springs. Gravity. All of it.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (zGa1Y)

I've forgotten half the Calc I took in college, and one of those courses was an upper-division one...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)

94 All I can say about this is that it is intentional.

- those at the top are destroying the ladders.
- they favor foreigners (h1b) because they will never be truly elite
- they destroy merit based because some middle class might move up
- they favor lower class, "victims" and minorities because they will never threaten the elite with real merit.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (yljFf)

95 All pronouns, whether custom or normal, can be replaced by one simple word:

Comrade.

Posted by: JQ at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (rdVOm)

96 Try doing that when you get pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 06:01 PM


I am a man on the land and the beneficiary of said name. I am traveling not driving.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (4NO2D)

97 Remember in the game SIMS if one wanted to be darkly amused you would create a Sim with no cooking skills just to see them set themselves afire or starve?

Higher education is doing that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (2GVsD)

98 91 Affirmative Action and DIE always produce the same thing: granting admission to universities of student that will fail in the first quarter/semester.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 17, 2026 06:11 PM (qFwJc)

Or transfer to fluffy majors like XXX Studies that give them nothing but a degree and debt.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

Gosh, it is almost like these Universities found a whole new revenue stream once government started paying for college. Almost like that.

It is abuse, pure and simple.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 06:15 PM (PVjNi)

99 Our oldest went to public schools entirely. Our school district is considered one of the best in the entire state. Elementary was good in that she learned to read and write and cypher. Middle school was a wasteland that sought to socialize the students. She never brought a book home but got straight A's even though her math teacher couldn't identify her.

We shifted to two youngers to a private school that was know for its rigor. Because of that rigor they found the private high school a piece of cake and did very well in college. I regret I didn't know what I now know with my daughter.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 17, 2026 06:15 PM (l26NL)

100 "Let me pretend I'm a Cambridge don or I'll kill myself" is a hell of a bold strategy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:15 PM (Ot/FD)

101 End Big Govt loans for college

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 06:16 PM (/+uur)

102 Warai-otoko

Remember that spoof headline "Read this or the dog gets it/"

Well here we are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 06:16 PM (2GVsD)

103 Yes for me Calculus was easy and a lot funner than Algebra II in the Junior year in high school.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:12 PM (uhVAy)


My Senior Year in high school our AP math teacher, who was an awful good dude and a great teacher - wanted to teach "statistics and probability". He was one of those cats that truly thought a Bell Curve and enough data and he could measure the world.

The first time I saw, with my own eyes, how Academia just didn't have a fucking clue. He didn't. But he could rattle off those equations.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:16 PM (zGa1Y)

104 - they favor lower class, "victims" and minorities because they will never threaten the elite with real merit.
-----

And they vote Democrat/Socialist/Communist.

Posted by: Crusader at August 17, 2026 06:16 PM (TN0g+)

105 Mamas don't let your Babies grow up to be college students.....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 06:17 PM (FtULh)

106 How can you let your kid graduate from high school when they can't read of do basic math?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

It isn't like most of them can go to another high school. They paid for the one they get.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:17 PM (uhVAy)

107 90 Break the stupid deadnaming policy in the first article. Choose absurd pronouns like "sir" or "lord".

No reason we can't use part of Cloward-Piven ourselves.
Posted by: Rick C

Go really nuts. Pick a random set, not a matching one like "he/him/his."

Use "she/him/its."

Just to start the week.

At 11:14AM on Tuesday, it changes to "it/her/his." At 3:27 PM on Thursday, it changes to "he/it/hers."

Posted by: mikeski, lobbing monkeywrenches at August 17, 2026 06:13 PM (VHUov)

In middle school, my younger one said his pronoun was "Master"...yes, I had to go to the principal's office when he told a black kid to use his pronoun...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:17 PM (l3cgK)

108 60 I recall priests reading the Bible as part of Mass. Except for the Old Testament smut.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 06:17 PM (bX16E)

109 n the 80s the Catholic schools in Chicago were majority non Catholic. To escape the public schools who at that time pretended to teach. I assume its worse now.
-----
Ironically at that time the public schools had a lot of the Catholic school rejects and dirtbags. lol, the Catholics wouldn't put up with that shit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (akQZV)

110 President Trump called Jon Osoff 'Pee-wee Herman' 🤣 in response to Osoff taking shots at a far more successful Natalie Harp.

"You mean Wee-pee Herman?"

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur)

111 Use "she/him/its."

LOL, I read that as she/him/TITS...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

112 I've forgotten half the Calc I took in college, and one of those courses was an upper-division one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)
----
It's amazing how much of that is still buried deep within my own brain, just waiting for a trigger to bring it back to the surface.

I've been getting a crash course on Calc III and partial differential equations this summer thanks to the work I've been doing helping faculty with their courses.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (FZ29D)

113 Try doing that when you get pulled over by a cop for a traffic violation.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 06:01 PM

I am a man on the land and the beneficiary of said name. I am traveling not driving.
------

And always remember: IF you can make it to your driveway or your place of work's parking lot, the Cops suddenly have to let you go and can no longer conduct a traffic stop.

/all those *awesome* youtube/tik-tok videos

Posted by: Crusader at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (TN0g+)

114 Defund Fake "Education"

--------------

No enough. Napalm them and play Die Walkure from hovering helicopters.

Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (ZNpJk)

115 >>Both parents were raised in these same failing schools, and they both work, so homework oversight is probably fairly lax. Also, in my son's case, he would fail and they would promote him anyway. The schools don't hold any kid accountable for anything, and when you question them, they spout some horseshit like self esteem.

Both my parents worked but they put a priority on my sister and I getting a good education. Shockingly, it was easier for my sister. I was easily distrac ...squirrel!

Everything, and I do mean everything, took a backseat to not just getting good grades but learning to think critically. That was pretty common with my peers way back when I walked uphill in the snow both ways to school.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)

116 90 Break the stupid deadnaming policy in the first article. Choose absurd pronouns like "sir" or "lord".

No reason we can't use part of Cloward-Piven ourselves.
Posted by: Rick C

Go really nuts. Pick a random set, not a matching one like "he/him/his."

Use "she/him/its."

Just to start the week.

At 11:14AM on Tuesday, it changes to "it/her/his." At 3:27 PM on Thursday, it changes to "he/it/hers."

Posted by: mikeski, lobbing monkeywrenches at August 17, 2026 06:13 PM


My pronouns would be, "Only two genders".

If a professor, admin, or student don't use my preferred pronoun, then my attorney will be contacting the universities legal department.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2026 06:19 PM (HlyYF)

117
How do you stop a giant game of Kick the Can? Every university that can get away with it is still refusing to abide by SFFA vs Harvard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 06:19 PM (XJ22o)

118 110 President Trump called Jon Osoff 'Pee-wee Herman' 🤣 in response to Osoff taking shots at a far more successful Natalie Harp.

"You mean Wee-pee Herman?"
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur)


It's their new thing.. CNN implied also that Trump was having an affair with Harp

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 06:20 PM (FtULh)

119 There are people with the last name "Master". I bet there are even black people with the last name "Master". What do you do about them?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 06:21 PM (MWfyi)

120 118 110 President Trump called Jon Osoff 'Pee-wee Herman' 🤣 in response to Osoff taking shots at a far more successful Natalie Harp.

"You mean Wee-pee Herman?"
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 06:18 PM (/+uur)


It's their new thing.. CNN implied also that Trump was having an affair with Harp

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 06:20 PM (FtULh)

HARP? The High Altitude Research Project? That might hurt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:22 PM (l3cgK)

121 Use "she/him/its."

LOL, I read that as she/him/TITS...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


You understand the plan instinctively.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 06:22 PM (VHUov)

122 I've forgotten half the Calc I took in college, and one of those courses was an upper-division one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)


Anyone that does "tuning" has to know it. Even if they never did the math - like an HVAC guy on one of these building systems that tries to optimize all the split units or multiple air handlers.

Integral is just Error over Time. Differential is just How Quick Did My Tune Act Right Now ? And Proportional is just I'm This Far Away So I'lll Turn the Volume Up/Down This Much.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:22 PM (zGa1Y)

123 My pronouns are Smegballs/him/1.745E-4s's

And you damned well better make that a silent "h", bigot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:22 PM (Ot/FD)

124 Differential Equations was God's Way of telling me, "Son, you're going to be a History major."

Posted by: goatexchange at August 17, 2026 06:22 PM (hyS0X)

125 Detroit pulls out all the stops for the days the kids are counted for funding.

I remember commercials airing, pizza parties, everything to get the bodies there so they can get the dollars.

After that, well it's the public education system. And Detroit.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 06:22 PM (Sco7b)

126
It's their new thing.. CNN implied also that Trump was having an affair with Harp

Posted by: It's me donna
---

Eighty year old Democrats too demented to walk.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (EYrlY)

127 What do you do about them?
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 06:21 PM (MWfyi)

Don't bait them into an argument.

... or anything, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (Ot/FD)

128 There are enough colleges that have closed recently for someone to start up an entirely transcollege. Confine all of this nonsense to one centralized looney bin.

Except a lot of these trannies are Cluster-B narcissistic sociopaths and love nothing more than forcing people to waste their time dealing with them.

Even if the transcollege was free, they wouldn't go because it defeats the purpose of being trans—to be higher on the Needy Child Oppression totem pole. If everyone is demanding attention and demanding special treatment, then some low achievers stop, many get into the Mimetic Double-bind and start shooting up the place, or worse.

Every drama queen needs an audience.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (rgGn5)

129
All children left behind.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (OkYzo)

130
This is the culmination of letting your child be raised by a village of government-paid propagandists. This is just like that vid with the woman who is taken care by Gov't for her entire life...what was that fictional woman's name? I've forgotten...damn this old brain.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


The Life of Julia

https://youtu.be/oqBjXP8RKho

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (Cqx++)

131 Can the kids even read protein shake labels?

Posted by: Brometheus at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (6pDIF)

132 sire/lord/lordship.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (NnhvP)

133 Fucking the help is Dem 101
that is why they accuse PDT

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 06:24 PM (/+uur)

134 Don't think that this fake grade problem is limited to Nashville public schools. It is rampant in virtually every urban school district in the country. And the primary reason for it is that black students either can't or won't learn the things being taught, so the schools pass the students on anyway.

Posted by: Ralph at August 17, 2026 06:24 PM (8WZD4)

135 119 There are people with the last name "Master". I bet there are even black people with the last name "Master". What do you do about them?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 06:21 PM (MWfyi)

Well, there were black slaveholders in the South since almost the beginning of slavery in the colonies. One of the very first slaveowners was a black man. Look up Anthony Johnson...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK)

136 I do love how "pronouns" came and went in less time than it took to seize Constantinople.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:24 PM (Ot/FD)

137 126
It's their new thing.. CNN implied also that Trump was having an affair with Harp

Posted by: It's me donna

I hope you're well.

I did see that this afternoon. CNN can always sink lower.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 06:24 PM (Sco7b)

138 In high school, my teacher told us calculus was easy, but the algebra involved to get things into useable forms was what tripped students up.
Posted by: InZona at August 17, 2026 06:04 PM (d0SI

That's why I think Calc should be after Algebra I, then the last year can be advanced Calculus and the Algebra it needs. I was a math-head and found the A II such a chore even for me.

Similarly in Physics, two years of Classical followed by Quantum one should be flipped to C1 Q1 C2 Q2

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)

139 I got an A out of Diff EQ as a night student at UT. And I still didn't have a fucking clue what to use them for after the grade.

Not a clue.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:25 PM (zGa1Y)

140 129
All children left behind.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (OkYzo)

If those grabasstic perverts would all leave the children's behinds alone, we wouldn't be in half the problems we got right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD)

141 Headline (from something called the National Security Journal):

"Trump just got handed a threat from Iran: Meet the demands or face military action to break the naval blockade"

Excerpt:

"Iran is no longer simply defending itself against the United States — its military leadership is now preparing to escalate, shifting to a “fully offensive” strategy that could see attacks expand beyond the Strait of Hormuz and across the Middle East."

Me:

The blockadea and the attendant sanctions must be working like a sonuvabitch for that kind of Persian squealing.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)

142 Differential Equations was God's Way of telling me, "Son, you're going to be a History major."
Posted by: goatexchange


I passed it, but didn't grok it. Partly because I had that professor who despised having to teach one undergrad course each semester.

So it was God's way of telling me "Engineering is fine, the computers do this math for you once you're out of college. You don't have to start with Maxwell to get to Ohm's Law."

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

143 There are enough colleges that have closed recently for someone to start up an entirely transcollege. Confine all of this nonsense to one centralized looney bin.

Except a lot of these trannies are Cluster-B narcissistic sociopaths and love nothing more than forcing people to waste their time dealing with them.

Even if the transcollege was free, they wouldn't go because it defeats the purpose of being trans—to be higher on the Needy Child Oppression totem pole. If everyone is demanding attention and demanding special treatment, then some low achievers stop, many get into the Mimetic Double-bind and start shooting up the place, or worse.

Every drama queen needs an audience.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 06:23 PM (rgGn5)

Transes are the current foot soldier thugs of the left. Anybody trying to exclude them will be pariahs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:26 PM (uhVAy)

144

What can we do personally to change all the issues we discuss here.

Is it to late?

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:27 PM (/QHx4)

145 Not knowing whst happened but seems a relatively famous women's college got taken over by a bigger well know college

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

146 My parents had three kids in school. Back then you passed to the next grade or you had to repeat that grade. None of us had to repeat a grade. Mom and Dad made sure of that.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 06:28 PM (UKrJG)

147 What can we do personally to change all the issues we discuss here.

Is it to late?
Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:27 PM (/QHx4)

Start a blog?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:28 PM (Ot/FD)

148 Everybody should major in STEM and learn how to code
No wait!!!
Everybody should learn how to be plumbers.

Fuck it just go to college and have fun there aren't going to be any new jobs in construction since birthrate is so low we aren't gonna need any new houses.

Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2026 06:28 PM (il5/0)

149 Differential Equations was God's Way of telling me, "Son, you're going to be a History major."
Posted by: goatexchange

I passed it, but didn't grok it. Partly because I had that professor who despised having to teach one undergrad course each semester.

So it was God's way of telling me "Engineering is fine, the computers do this math for you once you're out of college. You don't have to start with Maxwell to get to Ohm's Law."
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 06:26 PM (VHUov)

Yes, Diff Eq in math class was tough for me, but in Quantum it all made sense even separating partial differential equations because it was about something real.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)

150
There are enough colleges that have closed recently for someone to start up an entirely transcollege.

Posted by: Community Notes

================

Perfect. The Gallaudet for trannies!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 06:29 PM (XJ22o)

151 Not knowing whst happened but seems a relatively famous women's college got taken over by a bigger well know college
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

Good gravy, as if academia wasn't bungholed enough already, now they're adopting the Merger Ampersand Acquisition ethos to boot?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 06:29 PM (Ot/FD)

152 Don't just Defund Education.

Kelo Education.

Take their property and put it to beneficial use. For the Children or some shit...

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2026 06:29 PM (TjiFM)

153
We vote for those we think are with us on issues. So many turn out to be liars.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:30 PM (/QHx4)

154 Yes, Diff Eq in math class was tough for me, but in Quantum it all made sense even separating partial differential equations because it was about something real.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 06:30 PM (FZ29D)

155 As near as I could tell, NYC didn’t bother grading my kid.

Posted by: Accomack at August 17, 2026 06:30 PM (T8bqm)

156 Amazon rip off. Shopping at Amazon, first thing is 'buy it again' aisle. I clicked off an item not giving it scrutiny because I'd bought it before.

Received it today. It was not the item I intended nor was it an item I have ever bought before. Now, they are not only doing copy cat rip-offs they are doing bait and switch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 06:30 PM (EYrlY)

157 "Iran is no longer simply defending itself against the United States — its military leadership is now preparing to escalate, shifting to a “fully offensive” strategy that could see attacks expand beyond the Strait of Hormuz and across the Middle East."

Me:

The blockadea and the attendant sanctions must be working like a sonuvabitch for that kind of Persian squealing.
Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)

No point in attacking the Great Satan right here by us...lets go blow up a 7-11 in Cairo or something instead!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:31 PM (uhVAy)

158
The school will drive you kid to an abortion, help them tape down their breasts, tuck their weiners, change their names, hide it from parents, but won't teach them to read,write or math.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 06:31 PM (OkYzo)

159 Damn Osoff really does look like Pee Wee

Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 06:31 PM (8l8nW)

160 Yes, Diff Eq in math class was tough for me, but in Quantum it all made sense even separating partial differential equations because it was about something real.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 06:30 PM (FZ29D)

Anyone with a credit card can understand virtual particles.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:31 PM (uhVAy)

161
What can we do personally to change all the issues we discuss here.

Is it to late?
Posted by: four seasons

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That's exactly what I was wondering at #117. There's a bedrock of leftism in higher education now. Getting it jackhammered out will take generations. Maybe by the time Marco and JD have both served 2 terms we'll start to see a reversal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 06:32 PM (XJ22o)

162
Braenyard,

I learned to never trust the buy it again shit.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:33 PM (/QHx4)

163 calculus was easy"

Indeed. Now organic chemistry...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 06:33 PM (XuXeR)

164 What can we do personally to change all the issues we discuss here.

Is it to late?
Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 06:27 PM (/QHx4)

Like a dead tree it needs to be chopped down and replanted with something alive. Public Schools/Unis are dead.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)

165 163 calculus was easy"

Indeed. Now organic chemistry...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 06:33 PM (XuXeR)

I had planned to take organic chem, but never got around to it. My JC chem prof was disappointed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:34 PM (l3cgK)

166 The classroom itself changed shape.



pear-shaped springs to mind

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 06:34 PM (v3pYe)

167 Nightly news...

Hayden ... all channels.

Slow news day?
Did President Trump become less evil?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

168 >>The blockadea and the attendant sanctions must be working like a sonuvabitch for that kind of Persian squealing.
Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)
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The train bridges to points north and east are blown up.
The term, siege, is much more romantic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 06:36 PM (EYrlY)

169 .
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I am over 29.
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If I die tomorrow ... well okay then ... thanks be to God for a wonderful life.
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We will know the end is nigh when a blackout is followed by ... nothing.

Posted by: Marooned at August 17, 2026 06:37 PM (kt8QE)

170 Nightly news...

Hayden ... all channels.

Slow news day?
Did President Trump become less evil?
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)
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Plenty of political news - none of it good for Dems.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)

171 I got an A out of Diff EQ as a night student at UT. And I still didn't have a fucking clue what to use them for after the grade.

Not a clue.
Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:25 PM (zGa1Y)

Our open book final in Quantum Mechanics was to separate the energy levels of an electron in a cylindrical potential. A square potential gives you cosines that 'fit' where the cylinder gives you Bessel functions.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

172 137 126
It's their new thing.. CNN implied also that Trump was having an affair with Harp

Posted by: It's me donna

I hope you're well.

I did see that this afternoon. CNN can always sink lower.


is typo. was supposed to be trump is having an affair with HAARP

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 06:40 PM (v3pYe)

173 Plenty of political news - none of it good for Dems.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 06:38 PM (rj6Yv)

Yeah, I just flipped through. Nothing.


Nood.
Quick hits

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b)

174 The train bridges to points north and east are blown up.
The term, siege, is much more romantic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 06:36 PM (EYrlY)

Sieges have a technical meaning. They really don't apply to a country the size of Iran until they wall it up all the way around.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

175 actually those five years between HS and college was spent running a house framing business. We built custom homes because we knew how to cut a roof. Champions, Quail Valley, Memorial, Sharpstown. Then Jimmah Cattah filed his Plyler lawsuit going out in December 1980. It was decided in 1982 and that's when Mexico moved in.

my builders hired them at 1/2 price and called us to punch out their mistakes...so college

Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2026 06:42 PM (8uzBS)

176 The school will drive your kid to an abortion, help them tape down their breasts, tuck their weiners, change their name, hide it from parents, but won't teach them to read, write or math.
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They just need more money!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 06:42 PM (akQZV)

177 124 Differential Equations was God's Way of telling me, "Son, you're going to be a History major."
Posted by: goatexchange

It took me 3 semesters but I did finally pass Diff Eq. Of course never used it.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at August 17, 2026 06:42 PM (KaHlS)

178 Oh, the deity give me strength; the public uni that I got my degree from is now famous for the stupidest, wokiest reason imaginable!
I am sorry, people - CSU-Northridge used to be a place where sensible people could get a usable education at a modest price per unit.
Another example of the Universal Shittification Of All Things! (as if we needed another one!!)

Posted by: Sgt. Mom at August 17, 2026 06:43 PM (Ew3fm)

179 Crazy shit. I was doing second year calculus as a junior in high school. I sort of hit the wall because I didn't know how to apply it in meatspace. College was a bit better, but they still don't teach the application. Strange setup.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 06:44 PM (tvdD1)

180
trans preverts and their enablers/exploiters like to post material on the internet and wear t-shirts with pictures of knives and guns on them, with threats of murder for not playing their game of Simon Says to their satisfaction. Threats of unemployment, expulsion from school and so on as well. They shriek about the made-up crime of dead-naming, and threaten us with the actual crime of dead. They mutilate children. They kill children.

There are a bunch of these games the Left plays to seize power. The Covid requirements were an example. DEI is another. In each case the narrative is their moral imperative and the urgent immediate need for extreme action. The designers and instigators are sociopaths. They don't care how much damage they do. Their targets (e.g. us), on average, are far more concerned about right and wrong than they'll ever be.

Fake moral issues that crush actual morality. The contradiction, the lie, goes back to the beginning of Marxism, back to the French Revolution.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 06:46 PM (L78T1)

181 Crazy shit. I was doing second year calculus as a junior in high school. I sort of hit the wall because I didn't know how to apply it in meatspace. College was a bit better, but they still don't teach the application. Strange setup.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 06:44 PM (tvdD1)

Well finding the area of odd shaped curved boundaries is the classical one.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

182 93 75 In high school, my teacher told us calculus was easy, but the algebra involved to get things into useable forms was what tripped students up.

Calc I is like that. If you understand an Exponent ? You've got Calc I by the balls.

Calc III is also like that, if you can juggle three variables in your head as far as which ones are the constant and which one is the variable according to the notation.

Calc II is a bitch. Because it's all the Trig Identities. The messy shit you have to memorize. I hated Calc II.

For those that never took Calc ? Did you ever notice that EVERY FUCKING NEWTONIAN THEOREM turns out to be 1/2 X ^ 2 ? That's basic Calc I. Springs. Gravity. All of it.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 06:09 PM (zGa1Y)

I've forgotten half the Calc I took in college, and one of those courses was an upper-division one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 06:14 PM (l3cgK)
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I thought Calc I, Calc II, and Calc III were pretty easy. Advanced Calculus, I guess you might call it Calc IV, gets a little hairy until you understand the delta-epsilon proofs that make up the majority of that class.

Posted by: Ralph at August 17, 2026 06:48 PM (8WZD4)

183 .
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Calculus I ... huh ?
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Only after Calculus I, II, and III, does one have the opportunity to study Differential Equations in which the beautiful concept of transforms is introduced. I weep for youth who will never know the joy of observing a time domain signal from the perspective of said signal's frequency domain counterpart.

Posted by: Marooned at August 17, 2026 06:49 PM (kt8QE)

184 Another T-storm heading my eay, last night after 1am it poured for about 45 minutes straight

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0)

185 Next step, Mace becomes friends with Hunter Biden.

Posted by: PG at August 17, 2026 06:58 PM (qln0f)

186 >>>For those that never took Calc ? Did you ever notice that EVERY FUCKING NEWTONIAN THEOREM turns out to be 1/2 X ^ 2 ? That's basic Calc I. Springs. Gravity. All of it.

Posted by: Howdy

>And yet we still haven't solved the riddle of gravity. It's simple and we're looking too hard. Gravity kicks my ass every day as I get older.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 07:04 PM (tvdD1)

187 That was pretty common with my peers way back when I walked uphill in the snow both ways to school.

I did too but it was into the wind. Also eastern North Dakota so uphill was questionable.

Posted by: free tibet at August 17, 2026 07:52 PM (iNp3L)

188 So if I decide my name is Mohammedmolester, I can force everyone to use it?
Allrighty then!

Posted by: Mohammedmolester at August 18, 2026 07:26 AM (7Xwu/)

189 Why do our Universities not rise up and challenge their own administrations' acceptance boards? Call them out for being performative instead of selection based on merit. IMHO, those teachers are culpable for accepting students that do not have the acumen to learn. This is a result of University teachers' lounges that enforce (bully) DEI conformity instead of performance. Our Universities have created a hive (drone) mentality. It's tribalism!

Posted by: John at August 18, 2026 03:10 PM (9NUKl)

"Racism Did This:" Jason Arday's Uneducated Racist "Students" Learned One Thing From Him -- Just Blame Whites and The World Is Your Oyster

Any standards of qualification, performance, or public behavior have a "disparate impact" on some "communities" and are therefore racist.

The only "fair" and "equitable" standard is none at all. In order to be radically equitable, we must embrace feral savagery and anti-civilization.

How about no, Scott?

Roger Kimball:

Who was to blame? A curious subhead to a story in The Wall Street Journal seems to me to get the question completely wrong. "Jason Arday's academic rise and fall set off a debate about whether he was a plagiarist or victim of a racial witch hunt."

Are you, like me, sick of the left pretending that the Woke AF Wall Street Journal is "conservative"?

But that is a false dichotomy. There is no doubt that Arday was a plagiarist. And far from being the victim of "a racial witch hunt," he was the victim of his own lies and intemperate behavior. And let's not forget that his fabulations were directed not only at aggrandizing himself. He was also perfectly happy to play the race card to damage others, as when he complained to the police that journalists who were investigating his credentials were guilty of harassing him. The police duly opened a four-month-long investigation into a journalist who was simply going about his job.

Outside of certain mystery novels, where the villain is discovered and then presented with a weapon and a private moment to "do the right thing," suicide cannot help but be a shocking eventuality. One cannot--at least, I cannot--help but feel bad for Arday and his family, which includes his widow, two young children, and his parents. Nevertheless, I cannot exonerate him. Why? A multi-part inventory compiled on X and presented in clipped, asyndetonic style contains the answer. Here are some of the items, presented under the rubric "Be Jason Arday":

>claim police traced a severed pig's head at your parents' house to a butcher who'd sold a "whole hog" that morning

>have the butcher say no officer ever came in

>have the Met call the whole tale "categorically incorrect"

>say you're experiencing a modern day lynching on a podcast

>have the ASA make your speaking agency strip unbacked claims

>hire Carter-Ruck [a law firm] & get Times Higher Education to kill a finished story

>report their journalist to Scotland Yard for emailing you questions about your record

>have officers tell him to stop, your mental health was hurt

>report a retired professor too, have Devon & Cornwall decline to bother

>have the Met chief later admit "we dropped the ball on that one"

>get cleared by a panel you asked to weigh the "war on critical race theory"

>have 188 matching sentences called an honest & reasonable error

>do keynote on the playbook conservatives use to hunt black academics b/c beyond reproach

>have the Times find participant 11 in study is three different people

>have the same quotes come out of different mouths 25 times across three papers

>have false funding declarations

>have an outside expert say there is no question the plagiarism is extensive

>have a Cambridge autism professor send round "URGENT PLEASE SIGN ANTI RACISM LETTER"

>get 13,000 names & three Cambridge heads vouching for text they never read

>have Cambridge call it a "vile smear campaign"

>blame autistic mimicry, a l supervisor who left, & one you never met

>call the campaign racially motivated

>say "what I am not is a liar"

>turn 600 miles of margarine in six days into twelve

>have Anglia Ruskin edit your citation page the day the [Nathan] Cofnas piece dropped

>get Solent to delete the running claims

>have the TEDx video go private

>have your Jesus College page quietly turn Professorial Fellow into l Fellow & a Liverpool master's vanish

>have academics call for a regulator probe, have the Office for Students decline to comment

>have Cambridge open a probe into your qualifications & honorary appointments

>have Jesus College open its own

>quit both on the spot

>put the letter out through the Good Law Project

>have the letter promise you'll return stronger & wiser

>have the letter come back 100% AI

>have Jesus College drop its probe the moment you quit

>have the Good Law Project boss keep defending you, chalking it all up to neurodivergence

>have the ghostwritten memoir come out in the US anyway, after a 1.4m pre-empt

>have the UK edition still set for Aug 27

>have Cambridge order an outside audit of how you were ever hired

>have Durham & Glasgow open probes of their own

>commit suicide

>have people portray you as a victim?

Whatever else can be said about the "Jason Arday Affair," he was not the victim. Perhaps you can say he was the casualty, first, of his own mendacity and race-fired megalomania and second, of an educational establishment that, marinated in the anti-white, self-flagellating racial animosities of the moment, colluded in the construction of Arday's fantastical, self-aggrandizing, and ultimately self-destructive fantasies.

Kurt Schlichter on the latest race grift:


Fake Professor Jason Arday was found dead in the wake of being exposed as a complete fraud, and if it were my choice, he would still be alive and suffering the humiliation that should be the result of his crimes. I would prefer that he did not likely choose to kill himself instead of facing the consequences of his actions. My preference is irrelevant. If he decided to do himself in, it's crushing for his wife and kids, and that was a selfish, cruel, and stupid decision. But it was his decision, as was his decision to commit fraud upon fraud. I don't celebrate his death, and his death changes nothing. We're not going to stop rooting out the charlatans.

Of course, the entirely predictable response of the institutional left to his cowardly and apparent self-deletion has been to insist, loudly and with quivering outrage, that his death is our fault. You see, we normal people pointed out that he lied about his background, his achievements, his credentials, and his work. The fact that we did what a functioning institution should've done itself outraged his boosters, so these moral illiterates now invert the moral calculus to keep the exposure of academic fraud from happening again. Arday lied pathologically and endlessly, enabled by a ridiculously solicitous academia, then likely killed himself when his lies were exposed. Obviously, the villains are the people who did not lie and did not choose to end his life.

And you'll never guess their key accusation in a million years.

Okay, you guessed it: RACISM!


....

But let's be serious about these condescending leftists. They knew Arday was a phony. They also knew he was useful. His existence supported their narrative, so that irritating objective truth thing could be dispensed with. But he was never their peer; he was their pet. They tried to make Jason Arday into something he wasn't -- an intellectual and a genius -- because he was a good-looking black guy with the kind of lengthy dreads that send a tingle down the legs of childless liberal wine women who spend their endless free time reading Ibram X. Kendi's tomes (that relic of Woke 1.0 is yet another clown whose scamming was too much even for left-wing academia to bear) and doing the work to ameliorate their appalling residual whiteness.

...

The new party line is that we're to blame. It's our fault that Arday is dead. You see, if we hadn't told the truth about his many, many lies and exposed them, this never would have happened. And that's probably true, in a sense. He would've gone on being a celebrated icon of the left, though most of the left understood he was a joke and kept their laughter in check for the good of the movement.

...


We're not going to play their game. We're not going to hold fire for fear of feelz. We're not going to ignore the truth lest the liar lash out at himself or others. Sometimes the truth hurts, but the only people the truth hurts are people exposed doing something they shouldn't be doing. The truth is more important than feelings. And the truth is more important than Arday's life. If the choice we are presented with is that Jason Arday will go on living a lie and degrading our civilization by doing so, or that Jason Arday might hurt himself, it's Option 2 every day of the week. We're not going to be held hostage or intimidated or shamed into silence and, therefore, complicity.


Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo

14h

Never forget that Arday sicced police and lawyers on people to silence them from reporting out his lies and plagiarism. It took very brave people to continue investigating when others were intimidated into stopping.

Arday killed himself once his house of lies finally collapsed under its own weight and he couldn't face the world to say two words: "I'm sorry."

From Jussie Smollett to George Floyd, leftists always pick unethical, violent and/or fraudulent people as their heroes.

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1 Well, he did crack the code

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:42 PM (N1DT3)

2 I mean, eventually it's going to cause a backlash, but grifters know you gotta take every chance you can get.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:43 PM (N1DT3)

3 Is it any surprise that the most prominent people taking advantage of an obvious grift are ALSO obvious grifters?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

4 I guess I better nood.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

5 And back

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

6 saw a great comment on X about this "blame whitey" narrative for Arday's death:

"He finally did something himself and you want to give credit to someone else"

Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (8l8nW)

7 "Never forget that Arday sicced police and lawyers on people to silence them from reporting out his lies and plagiarism. It took very brave people to continue investigating when others were intimidated into stopping."

Yes, he understood the grift. The police have been well-trained to support the grift everywhere they can.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (N1DT3)

8 6 saw a great comment on X about this "blame whitey" narrative for Arday's death:

"He finally did something himself and you want to give credit to someone else"
Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (8l8nW)

That's absolutely terrible and I'm a terrible person for laughing out loud.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:46 PM (N1DT3)

9 Are you, like me, sick of the left pretending that the Woke AF Wall Street Journal is "conservative"?



They’re as rock ribbed conservative as we are.
- National Review

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:46 PM (dKrJA)

10 I'd like to see who paid Arday's lawyers.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 04:46 PM (rp63B)

11 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at August 17, 2026 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

12 8 6 saw a great comment on X about this "blame whitey" narrative for Arday's death:

"He finally did something himself and you want to give credit to someone else"
Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (8l8nW)

That's absolutely terrible and I'm a terrible person for laughing out loud.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:46 PM (N1DT3)

Clever clever cruelty. An HQ specialty.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 04:48 PM (Gqar8)

13 From Jussie Smollett to George Floyd, leftists always pick unethical, violent and/or fraudulent people as their heroes.

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ain't that the truth

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:48 PM (g47mK)

14 Yeah, cause Ward Churchill was left alone because white.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 04:49 PM (LX4y3)

15 Arday's students whom he did not teach were happy to be not taught by him. They loved not taking a class from him. And now, they won't be able to not take a class from him any longer.

Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2026 04:49 PM (2Xqig)

16 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a fuck about Jason Arday.
Gonna' go fold my underwear.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 04:49 PM (EYrlY)

17 Looking at the video... yeah, that's what the average Brit crowd looks like...

Yeah, I know.

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:49 PM (XuXeR)

18 >>>>turn 600 miles of margarine in six days into twelve

600 miles of a marathon?

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:50 PM (odBC9)

19 > Racism did this...

Yes, but not the way they're saying. Racism gave Arday a position of authority he did not earn and burdened him with responsibilities he could not fulfill. Arday collapsed spectacularly when realists exposed his fraud and the fraud of his employers.

Arday was a turtle who jumped from his post.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 04:50 PM (mkw2N)

20 15 Arday's students whom he did not teach were happy to be not taught by him. They loved not taking a class from him. And now, they won't be able to not take a class from him any longer.
Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2026 04:49 PM (2Xqig)

So Unfair!! All because of White People, of course.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)

21 600 miles of margarine is a really slippery slope.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 04:51 PM (Gqar8)

22 Was this guy famous at all? I had never heard of him. Granted I have no interest in anything to do with academia. Had he written best selling books or something. Seems weird how a university plagiarism story blew up like that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:51 PM (dKrJA)

23 From Jussie Smollett to George Floyd, leftists always pick unethical, violent and/or fraudulent people as their heroes.
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Leftists are all, to a man, unethical, violent and/or fraudulent, so there's nothing else to pick from. Period.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:52 PM (oqH4h)

24 Honkeys ruin everything!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 04:52 PM (uipH1)

25 "600 Miles of Margarine" by the Proclaimers did not fare as well as their hit "500 Miles."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 17, 2026 04:53 PM (amcLV)

26 "Jason Arday's academic rise and fall set off a debate about whether he was a plagiarist or victim of a racial witch hunt."


The only victim here is the truth. His "background" was literally too good to be true but they wanted to believe it so they believed it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 04:53 PM (cpFbA)

27
Many people have noted that Arday could have made money and a brand new career off this scandal. Jayson Blair got a $500,000 advance for "Burning Down My Master's House."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:53 PM (XJ22o)

28 Hold on. It's not the end of the week yet. His super healing powers may not have fully kicked in yet.

I have been having stoicism lectures from YouTube on in the background. I think the Venn diagram containing stoicism and lefties has two circles not touching.

With one circle holding out a pudgy finger shrieking "OLD, EVIL, RACIST WHITE GUYS!!"

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 04:53 PM (Sco7b)

29 25 "600 Miles of Margarine" by the Proclaimers did not fare as well as their hit "500 Miles."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 17, 2026 04:53 PM (amcLV)

500 Miles is a truly ghastly earwig.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

30 The only victim here is the truth. His "background" was literally too good to be true but they wanted to believe it so they believed it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 04:53 PM (cpFbA)
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I mean it's a half-inch away from "Kim Jong Il played golf for the first time and scored an 18."

Commit bullshit through and through.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:54 PM (oqH4h)

31 Commie bullshit

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)

32 So, you're on the Cambridge Tenure Committee... Jason Arday or George Costanza?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (yyBU8)

33 If you have to lie to make your point, then you don't have one, except maybe on the crown of your head.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (PVjNi)

34 Eugippius' take is that Arday's meteoric rise was due to being one of a few pleasant looking black intellectuals available.
John Carter of Mars' take is that Arday's rise is due to his open forgiving look where most black intellectuals either have a resting bitchface or go peak Black Panther.
Both feel it was as much a fraud as his self reported history, achievements and career.

My take is that Arday was who was selected because he was the only candidate left after the competent people were told to get off the grounds because they were white, straight, or had actual ability.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (rbvCR)

35 6 saw a great comment on X about this "blame whitey" narrative for Arday's death:

"He finally did something himself and you want to give credit to someone else"
Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (8l8nW)

Good one.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (odBC9)

36 31 Commie bullshit
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)

Commit works too.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (Gqar8)

37 Uckfay Arday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 04:56 PM (ndZc7)

38 Someone on zerohedge.

How did Arday possibly complete 30 marathons in 35 days!?

Running from bank guards.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 04:57 PM (Sco7b)

39 That's an enormous crowd, supporting academic dishonesty and race-baiting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 04:57 PM (gYIcH)

40 aw a great comment on X about this "blame whitey" narrative for Arday's death:

"He finally did something himself and you want to give credit to someone else"
Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (8l8nW)
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I thought that myself, but did not phrase it as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 17, 2026 04:57 PM (amcLV)

41 I subscribe to the wall street journal for 30+ years. And dumped them about three years ago.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 17, 2026 04:57 PM (pim0Q)

42 There's a reason they always choose someone like Arday versus someone like Thomas Sowell for their diversity. Arday is never going to be a threat to them and the money wasted on promoting him comes from the taxpayer.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)

43 >blame autistic mimicry, a l supervisor who left, & one you never met
...
>have your Jesus College page quietly turn Professorial Fellow into l Fellow & a Liverpool master's vanish

There're some random ells here: a ell supervisor, [an] ell Fellow

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (odBC9)

44 > The only victim here is the truth. His "background" was literally too good to be true but they wanted to believe it so they believed it.

Places like Cambridge often employ due diligence firms like Kroll to investigate prospective professors. I'd be curious to see if anyone can find out if they had an investigation, what the report said, and whether the hiring committee ignored their findings. Or possibly the firm's findings were doctored.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)

45 18 >>>>turn 600 miles of margarine in six days into twelve

600 miles of a marathon?
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:50 PM (odBC9)

ANY margarine is awful, but 600 miles of it is a nightmare.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (PVjNi)

46
"Jason Arday's academic rise and fall set off a debate about whether he was a plagiarist or victim of a racial witch hunt."

================

Of course the WSJ wrote this. There is no "debate." On one side are people who refuse to address a single fact about Arday. I gave myself another ulcer hate-watching some of these people on the BBC and you couldn't even get them to admit the basics.

Interviewer: "Does one plus one equal two?"

Professor Heebiejeebiela: "You would never ask that of a white professor!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (XJ22o)

47 21 600 miles of margarine is a really slippery slope.
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 04:51 PM (Gqar

; )

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (odBC9)

48 "600 Miles of Margarine" by the Proclaimers did not fare as well as their hit "500 Miles."
Posted by: Captain Obvious


The copyright kept Lizzo from using the title for her next album, though.

Which is probably racism.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 04:59 PM (VHUov)

49 Whatever happened to "hubris?"

I'd say that's really at the root of the Jason Arday affair.

His own pride devoured him.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 04:59 PM (FZ29D)

50 If he had just laid low a few years he probably would have gotten a fat book deal to write a book about his fraud.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 04:59 PM (YwEeS)

51 43 >blame autistic mimicry, a l supervisor who left, & one you never met
...
>have your Jesus College page quietly turn Professorial Fellow into l Fellow & a Liverpool master's vanish

There're some random ells here: a ell supervisor, [an] ell Fellow
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (odBC9)

AI be glitchy sometimes.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Gqar8)

52 From Jussie Smollett to George Floyd, leftists always pick unethical, violent and/or fraudulent people as their heroes.
-----

This is unspeakably wicked, by the way.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:00 PM (akQZV)

53 There're some random ells here: a ell supervisor, [an] ell Fellow
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (odBC9)
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levorotatory

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 17, 2026 05:00 PM (amcLV)

54 Like Hitler killed Hitler, Arday killed Arday.
Both ardent socialists....mmmm
Correlation might be causation.

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM (LC+5l)

55 He was a black man, of course he had no agency.

Posted by: Liberals at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM (jvkDG)

56 600 miles of margarine

It's like the story of the tigers in the Little Black Sambo story!

Wikipedia:

Sambo encounters four hungry tigers, and he surrenders his colourful new clothes, shoes and umbrella so that they will not eat him.

The tigers are vain and each thinks that it is better dressed than the others. They have a big argument and chase each other around a tree until they are reduced to a pool of ghee (clarified butter).

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM (odBC9)

57 Was this guy famous at all? I had never heard of him. Granted I have no interest in anything to do with academia. Had he written best selling books or something. Seems weird how a university plagiarism story blew up like that.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:51 PM (dKrJA)

Like AOC, he was a big name on the intellectual circuit in the UK. Had a prime position in a University there (and they have a lot fewer than here), was undoubtedly on all the best shows on the best channels.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)

58 Margarine - I CAN believe it’s not butter.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

59 I understand his parents are going through great pain with the permanent loss of their son, but they also know his mutism, illiteracy, and other stories from his childhood were pure BS. They let him lie publicly and prodigiously for years for his advancement and fame. They're not blameless in all of this.

Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM (avzFa)

60 r/blackpeopleofreddit

Nathan Cofnas, the man at the centre of Arday plagiarism row, was dismissed for views on race. I saw his interview with Nathan Cofnas discussing Jason Arday. They appeared to suggest, and I’m paraphrasing, that “nature had righted the wrong” and that people with the “right” degrees and credentials could now become professors again.

"Cofnas was born in Chicago, Illinois, in 1986 or 1987. He was raised Jewish and grew up in Manhattan." That explains a LOT.

FFS, born in Chicago! What the hell is in the water here? We have NIck Fuentes, Tim Pool, Charlie Kirk in the Chicago suburbs… We have to do a better job of shipping these people out to the red states.

Illinois overall is pretty damn racist.

All this for entertainment of the white right, essentially. And for white racists to feel smug that a black person lied about something. When the other side lies as a matter of course and can NEVER be trusted.

It was a witch hunt. White professors who plagiarise or white politicians who steal never get this kind of scrutiny. I hope the media and the UK reflect on this, I doubt it. They will be on to the next victim.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 17, 2026 05:02 PM (orDeD)

61 44 > The only victim here is the truth. His "background" was literally too good to be true but they wanted to believe it so they believed it.

Places like Cambridge often employ due diligence firms like Kroll to investigate prospective professors. I'd be curious to see if anyone can find out if they had an investigation, what the report said, and whether the hiring committee ignored their findings. Or possibly the firm's findings were doctored.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)

Surely they have NDAs.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:03 PM (odBC9)

62 If he had just laid low a few years he probably would have gotten a fat book deal to write a book about his fraud.
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 04:59 PM (YwEeS)

doubtful, Jussie himself doesn't get those acting gigs. They have new tools now.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)

63 Ward Churchill was kind of a prototype. An early adopter or whatever. They are common now.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:03 PM (akQZV)

64 Yes the left has decided "right wingers witch hunt" and he was "lynched" is the angle to go with.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 05:03 PM (YwEeS)

65 How come racism is never questioned when it involves a white person, mostly white men?

Yea, I know the answer. If the left didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 05:04 PM (viF8m)

66 I’m undercover at the London rally for the deceased DEI academic fraud Jason Arday. Thousands are here to defend DEI and the lies of Arday,

---------------

Long ago universities were the bastions of truth, today they are the pits of lies and anger.

Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2026 05:04 PM (ZNpJk)

67 Say "what I am not is a liar"
****,
I said I'm not a crook and it didn't get me anywhere. But I didn't unalive myself either.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at August 17, 2026 05:04 PM (LC+5l)

68 I understand his parents are going through great pain with the permanent loss of their son, but they also know his mutism, illiteracy, and other stories from his childhood were pure BS. They let him lie publicly and prodigiously for years for his advancement and fame. They're not blameless in all of this.

Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM


There are a whole bunch of people who need to share the blame for this guy. His parents are just at the top of the list.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 05:04 PM (cpFbA)

69 It was a witch hunt. White professors who plagiarise or white politicians who steal never get this kind of scrutiny. I hope the media and the UK reflect on this, I doubt it. They will be on to the next victim.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 17, 2026 05:02 PM (orDeD)


No, you stupid ass, white professors who plagiarize are dismissed without fanfare, because nobody is stomping their boots on pavement about how noble whitey is to have made it this far in academia. Black professors who plagiarize have lots of folks yelling and screaming "racism" instead of looking at the facts of the case.

Black privilege.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:05 PM (PVjNi)

70 > The only victim here is the truth. His "background" was literally too good to be true but they wanted to believe it so they believed it.

Places like Cambridge often employ due diligence firms like Kroll to investigate prospective professors. I'd be curious to see if anyone can find out if they had an investigation, what the report said, and whether the hiring committee ignored their findings. Or possibly the firm's findings were doctored.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)

Surely they have NDAs.
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:03 PM (odBC9)

Either not done in this case or they ignored it, take your pick. It isn't like even a little thinking collapses his stories into Paul Bunyan type myths, so they weren't fooled or honest when they hired him.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:05 PM (uhVAy)

71 Arday was a turtle who jumped from his post.
Posted by: bonhomme


He's one of the post turtles who was actually put back on the ground.

"When you were told you were an eagle, then learned you are a turtle, you will drown yourself." -- Confucius, probably

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:05 PM (VHUov)

72 I do hope they set up a fund to set up an AI to go through ALL of the Master and PhD theses over the last 30 years to check for plagiarism and to make sure they were actually written by the degree-holder.

What a beautiful way to honor Arday's memory.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)

73 More honorable than Claudine Gay.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 05:06 PM (bX16E)

74 I have a relative who believes ALL of the white racism garbage the Left spoon feeds her - female, 40’s, liberal,college educated, found a brown guy to marry. Poster child for a type of self loather.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar8)

75
Arday was kind of the Ultimate Trannie.

He pretended to be something he clearly was not, a Cambridge Elite Intellectual, but-

used the bullying and never-ending malice of the Left to force compliance with his pitiful mummery and silly frolic among the academics.

If only he'd claimed to be a woman, that would've been the Grand Slam of Fake Achievement. Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 05:06 PM (iJfKG)

76 Arday's argument was that UK universities, even education itself should be "decolonialized."

Nonsensical, you say? When was England ever a colony?

But that's not it!!

Education is based on (superior) western thought and precepts and should not be. The global south has something to offer that should be included in western efucation. Just because.

What? Collectivism

The it takes a villiage shibboleth.

So marxism, oh no, that's western. We mean community.

But the catholics, jews, quakers, et al have been preaching community and family for 5 thousand years?

Um

Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2026 05:06 PM (chM/Q)

77 Hubris → Atis → Nemesis → Tisis.

Posted by: 13times at August 17, 2026 05:06 PM (6iKlf)

78 Either not done in this case or they ignored it, take your pick. It isn't like even a little thinking collapses his stories into Paul Bunyan type myths, so they weren't fooled or honest when they hired him.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:05 PM (uhVAy)

Or the folks on the selection committee are as stupid as paste.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:07 PM (PVjNi)

79 Why don't These People understand that hiring Arday was racist?

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:07 PM (odBC9)

80 Did Ace cover that Atlantic article by the black dude who quit his tenure track position (to write at the Atlantic) because he felt like a token black?

It is really stunning -- he seems to understand that he advanced his whole life thanks to DEI, and only recently started to think that every black person he met in a high position was probably incompetent. So it only took him his whole life till now to understand the problem with affirmative action -- it tars all minorities as unqualified even if they are qualified.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 05:07 PM (yljFf)

81 and only recently started to think that every black person he met in a high position was probably incompetent.
==
this too, is the story of Obama

Posted by: in before you at August 17, 2026 05:09 PM (jvkDG)

82 FFS, born in Chicago! What the hell is in the water here? We have NIck Fuentes, Tim Pool, Charlie Kirk in the Chicago suburbs… We have to do a better job of shipping these people out to the red states.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 17, 2026 05:02 PM (orDeD)

What is in the water is that you can see on the streets even a generation and a half ago that Chicago is one of the least American in modes of though parts of the US. Politics was corrupt and winked at, looting the state and city was normal. Anyone who still has American values who lives there thinks of it as a foreign land. I was one of them when I went to Grad School there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

83 All backwards. It's blacks like him who make it difficult for hardworking, inventive, entrepreneuring, self-sufficient blacks.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 05:10 PM (n5tGW)

84
Too bad the protesting people are not out there everyday protesting the government who has ruined their country by importing muzzies.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 05:10 PM (/QHx4)

85 74 I have a relative who believes ALL of the white racism garbage the Left spoon feeds her - female, 40’s, liberal,college educated, found a brown guy to marry. Poster child for a type of self loather.
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:06 PM (Gqar

The silly leftist I check with on Facebook to see the latest idiocies is likewise white as snow but he married a black woman (likewise an idiot, I knew them in college) so he thinks he is the epitome of the righteous man. Nauseating. He bragged that when he worked with Boy Scouts he convinced an old Scout leader to be "more accepting of gays." He also spouts the No Kings crap, and he is all in on "fighting the power with truth."

He is so upset that conservatives are such H8Rs, he can't see the hate he spews daily.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:10 PM (PVjNi)

86 Hollywood should Jason's life story starring Tom Cruise.

"A Colored Man In Cambridge"

Lots of stupid people will pay to see it.

Posted by: Hollis P. Wood at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (pq3aS)

87 Dingos ate my racism.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (nOND2)

88 He lied his self as far up the food chain as he could get.
Reminds me of the Ghanian illegal alien Iowa schools chief who recently was deported after being found out.

At least Arday deported off the planet. The other guy is out there scheming how to get back. Get back. Get back to where you once belonged.

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (LC+5l)

89 Did Ace cover that Atlantic article by the black dude who quit his tenure track position (to write at the Atlantic) because he felt like a token black?

It is really stunning -- he seems to understand that he advanced his whole life thanks to DEI, and only recently started to think that every black person he met in a high position was probably incompetent. So it only took him his whole life till now to understand the problem with affirmative action -- it tars all minorities as unqualified even if they are qualified.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 05:07 PM (yljFf)

Does he think his job at the Atlantic is any different? It is tokenism all the way down at those types of places.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (uhVAy)

90 I cannot--help but feel bad for Arday and his family, which includes his widow, two young children, ...
---------

Of course I feel sorry for the wife and children. They are in a terrible situation that is not of their own making. For Arday, himself, not so much.

I feel sorrow for the children of Goebbels too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (XeU6L)

91 77 Hubris → Atis → Nemesis → Tisis.
Posted by: 13times at August 17, 2026 05:06 PM (6iKlf)

"Hubris, Ate, and Nemesis are three minor Greek deities, mostly remembered today for their function in ancient Greek drama."

Hubris - arrogance
Ate - folly
Nemesis - retribution (of divine justice)

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (odBC9)

92 Should have trolled these assholes by wearing a Crystal Palace jersey to the rally.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 17, 2026 05:12 PM (rJ48h)

93 Either not done in this case or they ignored it, take your pick. It isn't like even a little thinking collapses his stories into Paul Bunyan type myths, so they weren't fooled or honest when they hired him.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:05 PM (uhVAy)

Or the folks on the selection committee are as stupid as paste.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:07 PM (PVjNi)

I'm sure they are very stupid, but nobody is THAT stupid.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

94 Yeah, it's all the "White peoples" fault. Believe your own bullshit so you can pass the blame. You get free housing, free food and a free education but you can't make an honest living. Why I'm always going to jail? Because you break the law. Why can't I get a good paying job? Because you can barely read or write because when you were young you blew off school and ran around with thugs instead. But of course it's all the White mans fault. Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 05:13 PM (UKrJG)

95 Are we sure of 2 things:
Wife and kids exist
It wasn't a sham marriage

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:13 PM (nOND2)

96 It was a witch hunt. White professors who plagiarise or white politicians who steal never get this kind of scrutiny. I hope the media and the UK reflect on this, I doubt it. They will be on to the next victim.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Got one thing right, Biden did the same and Reddit loved him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 05:13 PM (NnhvP)

97 I'm sure they are very stupid, but nobody is THAT stupid.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:13 PM (uhVAy)

I see you never met my oldest sister.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:13 PM (PVjNi)

98 Uggh. Warren Washington people. The American Meteorological Society as an annual award named after him. Or George Washington Carver, Carver should be famous enough that even Brits would have heard of him.

Point with W.W. is that blacks damn well could and did reach the pinnacles of academia, research before racist white liberals came up with Affirmative Action to cast doubt on minority achievements.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 17, 2026 05:15 PM (Aq/6w)

99
Was this guy famous at all? I had never heard of him. Granted I have no interest in anything to do with academia. Had he written best selling books or something. Seems weird how a university plagiarism story blew up like that.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

=================

It blew up because of the implications that this guy got lionized in academia (Cambridge's youngest black professor) only because of his race.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 05:15 PM (XJ22o)

100 I can't believe this guy was straight.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2026 05:15 PM (TjiFM)

101 Too bad the protesting people are not out there everyday protesting the government who has ruined their country by importing muzzies.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026
****
They'll be protesting when heads are being lopped off in soccer stadiums here, but they're going to be in the line so too late.

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2026 05:15 PM (LC+5l)

102 >>Of course I feel sorry for the wife and children. They are in a terrible situation that is not of their own making. For Arday, himself, not so much.


Kids. I have a hard time believing his wife didn't know he was a scammer and went along with it for the money and prestige.

Or she's too stupid to feel pain.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (viF8m)

103 Actually, blame the Jews and the world is your oyster.

Posted by: Oystergruppenfuhrer Platner at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (qwype)

104 Education is based on (superior) western thought and precepts and should not be. The global south has something to offer that should be included in western efucation. Just because.

What? Collectivism

The it takes a villiage shibboleth.

So marxism, oh no, that's western. We mean community.

Communism, Socialism, all those flavors are Western ideologies. I'll start buying into this 'uncolonial ideas' when they start putting up Bhuddist or Confucian ideas, and not the woozy western version hippies got from trips to India.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (uhVAy)

105 Stupid people have stupid problems. And I can’t really bring myself to give a shit.

If grifting off dimwitted shitlibs is as easy as this, everyone should be doing it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (Ie9Qa)

106 Hubris Ate Nemesis would be a great name for a rock band.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (n5tGW)

107 This fraud dovetails nicely with the report from the U of Berkeley math professor who says that his students, at a supposedly elite university can't do middle school math. The education system in the West has been crap since at least the 90s

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (rp63B)

108 Point with W.W. is that blacks damn well could and did reach the pinnacles of academia, research before racist white liberals came up with Affirmative Action to cast doubt on minority achievements.
==
Damn straight, MFer.

Posted by: Thomas Sowell and Clarence Thomas at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (jvkDG)

109 100 I can't believe this guy was straight.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2026 05:15 PM (TjiFM)

Wellllll - Obama is married, with kids too. Straight as an arrow.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Gqar8)

110 Actually, blame the Jews and the world is your oyster.
Posted by: Oystergruppenfuhrer Platner at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (qwype)

Only about half the world. The rest persecutes the expatriate Chinese communities they have.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)

111 "A Colored Man In Cambridge"

Lots of stupid people will pay to see it.
Posted by: Hollis P. Wood at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (pq3aS)

The Last Scamarai?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Ot/FD)

112 94 Yeah, it's all the "White peoples" fault. Believe your own bullshit so you can pass the blame.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 05:13 PM (UKrJG)

It's so sad.

They're capable of building a Wakanda.

But we whites keep holding them back and they end up with Detroit. And Oakland.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Sco7b)

113 That guy had some epically stupid lies; i'm surprised he didn't lie about women or dudes he was hooking up with; maybe he avoided that because he was afraid he would get called out.
I've seen people get destroyed on social media for way less than the tower of bullsh*t this guy lived on so my sympathy is pretty well nonexistent. Also, he was English so i really don't give a f**k.

Posted by: Nelly at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (6+ehB)

114 Are we sure he's just not taking credit for someone else's suicide?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (g6pne)

115 Arday's the new UK version of George Floyd?

I guess he can't breathe, either.

Brainwashed students obey their masters.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (hzuYO)

116 Might simmer before it blows open.

The Independent, 'Jason Arday’s family statement in full after former Cambridge professor found dead
The family said they are ’in shock to have lost this amazing father, partner, brother, uncle and son’ Summer Woolley,
Saturday 15 August 2026

In part, “Jason was subjected to a campaign of sustained abuse for more than three years since he accepted the role of professor at Cambridge University by those who would leave no stone unturned in their quest to undermine him.

“The campaign of misinformation was too much for Jason, who was a gentle man and who always wanted to see the best in everyone. We are in shock to have lost this amazing father, partner, brother, uncle and son."

“We won’t comment further at this point beyond asking the press to leave us alone now, and to stop the campaign of harassment which has been waged against Jason and his family for too long.”
---
Dr. Arday & wife married in 2014 & split in 2019. They had 2 children & remained close.

hbcustorian,
The life and death of Professor Jason Arday should drive home the point anew: nothing about respectability or exceptionality can save Black people from white supremacy.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (NFX2v)

117 "It takes a Village to Raise a Child"

What a bunch of twaddle. Now we have to sit back and watch a Child raze a Village. Stupid fucking wenches.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (akQZV)

118 This, too, is the story of "teens" at the Wisconsin State Fair.

Posted by: Hushed narrator voice at August 17, 2026 05:18 PM (2Ez/1)

119 Bubba Wallace is thriving, even though he started a racial mess that was all bullshit. I'm sure NASCAR forked over some millions for something that didn't happen.

Posted by: 15 FBI Agents Descend On Garage at August 17, 2026 05:18 PM (JM9I6)

120 >>>>All backwards. It's blacks like him who make it difficult for hardworking, inventive, entrepreneuring, self-sufficient blacks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 05:10 PM (n5tGW)
****
So true, its teh 90% that makes it hard for the other 10% (maybe).

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 05:18 PM (yyBU8)

121
Lol Victor

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (/QHx4)

122 111 "A Colored Man In Cambridge"

Lots of stupid people will pay to see it.
Posted by: Hollis P. Wood at August 17, 2026 05:11 PM (pq3aS)

The Last Scamarai?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 05:17 PM (Ot/FD)

Ooooh that’s good!

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (Gqar8)

123 The crowd are doing BLM-style chants and fist pumps,
......

Harmless Milli Vanilli fans.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (UjdFS)

124 Sad to say, but I am developing a strange new respect for teh ressisms.

It's catchy. Like pickleball.

Given that the alternative is being a doormat and victim for low IQ savages, I'm at peace with it.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (nOND2)

125 83 All backwards. It's blacks like him who make it difficult for hardworking, inventive, entrepreneuring, self-sufficient blacks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 05:10 PM (n5tGW)

It's people like him who make it difficult for hardworking, inventive, entrepreneuring, self-sufficient people.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (odBC9)

126 It takes a village to shoot and bury all the communists.

I like my version better.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (Ie9Qa)

127 Bubba Wallace is thriving, even though he started a racial mess that was all bullshit. I'm sure NASCAR forked over some millions for something that didn't happen.
Posted by: 15 FBI Agents Descend On Garage at August 17, 2026 05:18 PM (JM9I6)

You'd have to first convince me that it wasn't all NASCAR's idea to begin with.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (Ot/FD)

128 I have a hard time believing his wife didn't know he was a scammer and went along with it for the money and prestige.

Or she's too stupid to feel pain.
Posted by: JackStraw


When you don't notice your husband isn't actually missing for a month+ when he's running 30 marathons in 35 days..... that would be a special kind of stupid.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (VHUov)

129 He had a radio bbc series, had FIVE bbc documentaries, had many many newspaper spreads, was given many many honary degrees, had a TED talk, was on a bbc question time panel, had innumerable padcast and radio interviews, Signed and had ghost written a 1.4 mil book deal.

He was well know ENOUGH for someone to notice he was full of shit.

Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2026 05:20 PM (chM/Q)

130 Forget about the plagiarism, Arday's biographical details were so over the top that anyone not retarded would have paused. But this is the age of political self-lobotomization, so everyone apparently just assumed he was a literal magic negro. This timeline is so dumb.

Posted by: pumpkin spice chewing tobacco at August 17, 2026 05:20 PM (+aL9E)

131 Sad to say, but I am developing a strange new respect for teh ressisms.

It's catchy. Like pickleball.

Given that the alternative is being a doormat and victim for low IQ savages, I'm at peace with it.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (nOND2)

There's nobody in the world more racist than an elite leftist.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

132 Point with W.W. is that blacks damn well could and did reach the pinnacles of academia, research before racist white liberals came up with Affirmative Action to cast doubt on minority achievements.
==
Damn straight, MFer.
Posted by: Thomas Sowell and Clarence Thomas
------

Ben Carson

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 05:20 PM (XeU6L)

133 >>126 It takes a village to shoot and bury all the communists.

Sometimes it's easiest to just hit the entire village with napalm.

Posted by: Roy at August 17, 2026 05:21 PM (qwype)

134
hbcustorian,
The life and death of Professor Jason Arday should drive home the point anew: nothing about respectability or exceptionality can save Black people from white supremacy.

OFFS

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 05:21 PM (FtULh)

135
Gonna' go fold my underwear.

Nobody will see the wrinkles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 05:21 PM (Cqx++)

136 Of course I feel sorry for the wife and children. They are in a terrible situation that is not of their own making. For Arday, himself, not so much.


Kids. I have a hard time believing his wife didn't know he was a scammer and went along with it for the money and prestige.

Or she's too stupid to feel pain.
===
Well, I let's face it. He was a decepticon basically. I 'm not sure how old his wife's kids are, but frankly, he wasn't going to be a good long term influence on them. Its painful now, but long term, the guy was a walking time bomb of lies, probably suffering from wildly powerful guilt and panic attacks. He wasn't going to get better surrounded by enabling leftists. He was going to get more twisted and unstable over time. Wasn't going to be a happy childhood, nor even a stable one.

Posted by: Not Dr. Phil at August 17, 2026 05:21 PM (jvkDG)

137 I have a hard time believing he was married to an actual woman.

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 05:21 PM (enNUy)

138 >>When you don't notice your husband isn't actually missing for a month+ when he's running 30 marathons in 35 days..... that would be a special kind of stupid.


Right? I run an average of 5 ultra marathons a month and people notice when I'm not around.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 05:21 PM (viF8m)

139 135
Gonna' go fold my underwear.

Nobody will see the wrinkles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 05:21 PM (Cqx++)

Gotta starch ‘em.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (Gqar8)

140 Did Ace cover that Atlantic article by the black dude who quit his tenure track position (to write at the Atlantic) because he felt like a token black?

It is really stunning -- he seems to understand that he advanced his whole life thanks to DEI, and only recently started to think that every black person he met in a high position was probably incompetent. So it only took him his whole life till now to understand the problem with affirmative action -- it tars all minorities as unqualified even if they are qualified.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 05:07 PM


At least he figured it out, he was at least smart enough to do that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (cpFbA)

141 When you don't notice your husband isn't actually missing for a month+ when he's running 30 marathons in 35 days..... that would be a special kind of stupid.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:19 PM (VHUov)

I'd like to see those travel vouchers. You must have to scramble to find 30 different marathons in that short a time.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy)

142 He also spouts the No Kings crap, and he is all in on "fighting the power with truth."
Posted by: tcn in AK


That's the truth they choose over facts, right?

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (VHUov)

143 The way I'm reading all of this is that the internal polling for Dems must show an erosion of support among AWFLs and minorities. These groups may be drifting towards fringe movements like DSA, or significant numbers of voters might be suffering from anxiety fatigue and dropping out.

I dunno, but after years of driving people crazy with bullshit and propaganda, the DNC + MSM spin machine appears to be maxxed out with diminishing returns.

Posted by: mrp at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)

144 No ot didn't. He got caught in his lies and couldn't live with the shame or a cast out fraud he might have become.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)

145 This is The Emperor has No Clothes played out in in the highest levels of academia. People so smug and educated that they failed to learn the lesson of a story told to little children.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 05:23 PM (Ie9Qa)

146 Ta-Nehisi Coates is a former national correspondent for The Atlantic. He is the author of The Beautiful Struggle, We Were Eight Years in Power, The Water ...

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:23 PM (odBC9)

147 The entire 'Hate Whitey' curriculum is entirely plagiarized pseudo-intellectual quackery. The most enthusiastic are, as a rule, dumb as a post. They just spout thought-ending clichés. It's a hell of a grift, and probably still heavily subsidized by taxpayer dollars. Professional shit-stirrers, with a thin veneer of respectability. Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:24 PM (akQZV)

148 the DNC + MSM spin machine appears to be maxxed out with diminishing returns"

And they seem to be low on cash. Funny, no?

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 05:24 PM (XuXeR)

149 Hey man I gots a new line of business with Hunter...

I am Slow Joe Blo Jiden...... It goes like this ....

Oh my God, Jill, look at Big Mike’s butt, it is so big, ugh
She looks like a rap guys' girlfriend or Commie Politician’s Mama
Who understands those Commie Guys? Ugh, they only talk to her
Because she looks like totally High T and manly, okay?
I mean, her butt and massive glutes, it's just so big like Hunter likes
Ugh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, ugh, gross, look, ugh, she's just so manly
I like big butts and I cannot lie and you other ex-Prez can't deny
When Big Mike walks in with that woman of color bod
And a round thing in your face, you get sprung
Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in those pant suits she's wearin' I can't stop starin'

You say you wanna get in my Vette ?
Well, use me, use me 'cause you ain't average
I've seen 'em dancin', to hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

Big Mike gots Back ..........

Posted by: Blo Jiden at August 17, 2026 05:24 PM (8lUeo)

150 This is The Emperor has No Clothes played out in in the highest levels of academia. People so smug and educated that they failed to learn the lesson of a story told to little children.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 05:23 PM (Ie9Qa)

White Euro Dominance Stories have no relevance.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:24 PM (uhVAy)

151 Communism, Socialism, all those flavors are Western ideologies. I'll start buying into this 'uncolonial ideas' when they start putting up Bhuddist or Confucian ideas, and not the woozy western version hippies got from trips to India.

They tried to find philosophy in grass huts, contaminated water, nose bones, female genital mutilation and street shitting.

They came up with ubuntu

Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2026 05:25 PM (chM/Q)

152 The life and death of Professor Jason Arday should drive home the point anew: nothing about respectability or exceptionality can save Black people from white supremacy.
==
the point missed

unearned respectability isn't respectable
unearned exceptionality isn't exceptional

Leftist phony promotionalism does a grave disservice to those promoted who did not earn it.

O what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

Posted by: what is it with this insufferable prigs who work so HARD to miss the point at August 17, 2026 05:25 PM (jvkDG)

153 I am looking forward to the upcoming Netflix miniseries with Arday, Talcum X, and Rachel Dolemite.

I wonder which one Allen Richson will play...

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM (nOND2)

154 If Cambridge would have called him on his lies at the very beginning, he might still be alive.

But in the end, the only person responsible for Mr. Arday's suicide is Mr. Arday himself.

And that is all there is to it.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM (SRRAx)

155 Gonna' go fold my underwear.
.......

How do you fold a thong?

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM (UjdFS)

156 Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:24 PM (akQZV)

That's where ai comes in handy.


Global south contributions

Like what?

Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)

157 He was only 41. If he'd have been able to run marathons to age 55, well, just think of how many thousands of marathons that is.

Posted by: Runnin' From The Cops Here at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM (JM9I6)

158 So, if the only reason black people cannot possibly succeed is whitey keeps 'em down, doesn't that mean that black people are incapable of rising above nay-sayers and succeeding on their own?

How is that not the most racist attitude ever?

What it means is that the complainers don't want to show up, put in the work, do the heavy lifting, and grab the golden ring.

There are a hell of a lot of white people who feel the same way, but I don't see them blaming black folks for their shortcomings.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:27 PM (PVjNi)

159 147 The entire 'Hate Whitey' curriculum is entirely plagiarized pseudo-intellectual quackery. The most enthusiastic are, as a rule, dumb as a post. They just spout thought-ending clichés. It's a hell of a grift, and probably still heavily subsidized by taxpayer dollars. Professional shit-stirrers, with a thin veneer of respectability. Nice work if you can get it.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:24 PM
++++

And it drives up our Blacktose Intolerance.

Posted by: Most people at August 17, 2026 05:27 PM (2Ez/1)

160 I would hope that this story gives a wake up call to a lot of the white students.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 05:27 PM (W90Ou)

161 And they seem to be low on cash. Funny, no?
Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 05:24 PM (XuXeR)

Don’t believe the DNC being broke is significant. They are always broke. The dems fund their candidates much differently than Reps.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 05:27 PM (Ie9Qa)

162 Sambo encounters four hungry tigers, and he surrenders his colourful new clothes, shoes and umbrella so that they will not eat him.
The tigers are vain and each thinks that it is better dressed than the others. They have a big argument and chase each other around a tree until they are reduced to a pool of ghee (clarified butter).
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 05:01 PM (odBC9)


Sambo is a variation on a series of stories that go from Red Ridinghood in Europe, and the Tiger Grandmother stories from SE Asia. In a way they seem to reflect the story of Ishtar and that story's reflection, the story of Persephone and Demeter.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 05:27 PM (rbvCR)

163 saw a great comment on X about this "blame whitey" narrative for Arday's death:

"He finally did something himself and you want to give credit to someone else"
Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (8l8nW)

Good one.
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 04:55 PM (odBC9)

I wish he waited until after his book came out. I understand his next project was to finish Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire". The collaboration was going to be called...

...Arday/RR...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 05:27 PM (nbLIj)

164 It's been at a very minimum 15 years since being called a racist would even raise my eyebrow. These days in the USA it's just another way of saying hello.

Hey Racist, bro, how ya doin?
My Ray-C, it's been a long time!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 05:28 PM (n5tGW)

165 Leftist phony promotionalism does a grave disservice to those promoted who did not earn it.

O what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Posted by: what is it with this insufferable prigs who work so HARD to miss the point at August 17, 2026 05:25 PM (jvkDG)

And the hidden cost of the loss of a good, wise minority candidate position or non minority position in place of this person. Both of those might have challenged the conventional wisdom, which of course can not be allowed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

166 Global south contributions

Like what?
Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM (chM/Q)


H1B and diversity!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 05:28 PM (rbvCR)

167
This is The Emperor has No Clothes played out in in the highest levels of academia. People so smug and educated that they failed to learn the lesson of a story told to little children.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

=================

To put it another way, instead of "little children" make that any blue-collar worker glancing over a resume for a new hire.

Foreman: "This guy claims WHAT? Fshh." (tosses resume)

College Professor: "HmmMMnmmnnNmmm. OoOOoo00o0ooOooh."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 05:29 PM (XJ22o)

168 Sambo’smMamma made him pancakes and used the Tiger butter on them.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)

169 If grifting off dimwitted shitlibs is as easy as this, everyone should be doing it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

You want to see more? Go to any U or college's women studies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)

170 I simply cannot be made to care about Mr Arday.

Sad for his wife and kids though.

That’s the extent of it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 05:30 PM (W2Pud)

171 The wsj got too leftist for me back in the 90s sometime; IDK who thinks of it as being conservative, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 05:30 PM (VyBeY)

172 It's impossible here in this hood. I tried to get ahead, but somebody done stole my bootstraps.

Posted by: Victim of Society at August 17, 2026 05:31 PM (JM9I6)

173 142 He also spouts the No Kings crap, and he is all in on "fighting the power with truth."
Posted by: tcn in AK

That's the truth they choose over facts, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (VHUov)

If I ever hear the phrase, "My truth," again, I will personally take a fork to the emitter.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:31 PM (PVjNi)

174 If grifting off dimwitted shitlibs is as easy as this, everyone should be doing it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

You want to see more? Go to any U or college's women studies.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 05:29 PM (NnhvP)

The dimwits keep their jobs and dodge any blowback. The Puppet Professors do the dancing and if that fails the suiciding.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

175
Are you, like me, sick of the left pretending that the Woke AF Wall Street Journal is "conservative"?



WSJ reporting has never been conservative. They've been reliably commie for decades, but the editorial page has been establishment GOPe for all that time. I remember discussions about the WSJ schizophrenia from at least 30 years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 05:32 PM (y9nCu)

176 Has anyone asked how much was Cambridge University paying for Jason Arday's teaching ?

Posted by: dantesed at August 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Oy/m2)

177 168 Sambo’smMamma made him pancakes and used the Tiger butter on them.
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar

My mom named our dog Sambo, because he was mostly black and she liked the way it sounded. Then the neighbors told her they found that rather racist, so she called him Sam.

Of course, literature has always been racist......

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:32 PM (PVjNi)

178 Wouldn't put it past many others running total fraud on their degrees. Been a few College Presidents caught, how many staff on these campuses could their be?

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 05:33 PM (Ia/+0)

179 Has anyone asked how much was Cambridge University paying for Jason Arday's teaching ?
Posted by: dantesed at August 17, 2026 05:32 PM (Oy/m2)

Nothing, I'm sure the UK taxpayers and grant money funded it all.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

180 Think of the thousands of jungle fever commie fanfiction stories that won't get written now by green-haired septum ring Subaru drivers.

Someone think of the harpies!

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:33 PM (nOND2)

181 No Way ...........Joe Biden would have to eat at least 16 Oz of Viagra to possibly get a semi hard on after seeing Big Mikes Massive Glutes... ..........

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 17, 2026 05:34 PM (G5jnN)

182
If Cambridge would have called him on his lies at the very beginning, he might still be alive.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

===============

The beginning was much earlier. He plagiarized his Ph.D. thesis from Liverpool John Moores University, which should have thwarted his academic career right there.

And that's merely what we know because his thesis is on record -- he had probably been plagiarizing and slacking through all his undergrad and graduate studies.

I think this was a solid 20+ years of promoting a complete phony.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 05:34 PM (XJ22o)

183 How do you fold a thong?
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM


My understanding is you put it in a crack, but I could be wrong, since, like all good Gub Thread commentators, I go commando.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 05:34 PM (0sNs1)

184
WSJ reporting has never been conservative.
===
The guys who started FUSION GPS were Wall Street Journal reporters.

Posted by: its always been part of the problem at August 17, 2026 05:34 PM (jvkDG)

185 Northern Illinois is enjoying a precious few hours of RH < 50%. Feels good to have the windows open for a while.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2026 05:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

186 And that's merely what we know because his thesis is on record -- he had probably been plagiarizing and slacking through all his undergrad and graduate studies.

I think this was a solid 20+ years of promoting a complete phony.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 05:34 PM (XJ22o)

There's a reason Obama's records at uni are still sealed I imagine.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:35 PM (uhVAy)

187 We all knew this is where they were going to go - was just waiting for the headline.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 17, 2026 05:36 PM (2vEgU)

188 This story is so old now. A DEI hire got caught lying, and he quit because he got caught, and he was so sociopathic that he killed himself.
That seems like a win to me. Bet this sociopath didn't leave a dime to his family.

Posted by: Tamminator at August 17, 2026 05:36 PM (tHEhe)

189 "158 So, if the only reason black people cannot possibly succeed is whitey keeps 'em down, doesn't that mean that black people are incapable of rising above nay-sayers and succeeding on their own?

How is that not the most racist attitude ever?"

well, these are demonrats, who fought a war to keep their slaves, then effed over the freedmen for a century until finally lbj drove all the nails into their coffin in the name of a permanent voting bloc ... so that's a pretty high bar. I say that attitude towards black people is kinda par for the demonrat course, rly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (VyBeY)

190 "It's not racist. His full name is Samuel Beauregard!

....

After my great grandpa who was a colonel in the Army of Northern Virginia!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Ot/FD)

191
Never understood the thong thing. Why woud anyone want a piece of fabric up the ass?

Well i guess it is better than having a penis up the ass.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (/QHx4)

192 Wall Street Journal: Newsweek for People Like Ellis from Die Hard

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (nOND2)

193 183 How do you fold a thong?
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 05:26 PM


You thing a thong, thilly.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (skR0U)

194 And the hidden cost of the loss of a good, wise minority candidate position or non minority position in place of this person. Both of those might have challenged the conventional wisdom, which of course can not be allowed.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

Thomas Sowell is 97 years old and has been challenging conventional wisdom for most of that time. They don't want wise minorities. They want lawn jockeys that shoo away the wise minorities, much in the way gargoyles were used to shoo away evil spirits..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (nbLIj)

195 193 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2026 05:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

196 He didn't lie about carrying oxygen 18 times for other people while climbing Mt. Everest did he? I really want to believe that one.

Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2026 05:38 PM (8uzBS)

197 My mom named our dog Sambo, because he was mostly black and she liked the way it sounded. Then the neighbors told her they found that rather racist, so she called him Sam.

Of course, literature has always been racist......
Posted by: tcn in AK


"Sambo" is also a Russian martial art.

And there's a Japanese band named for it: Sambomaster.

I presume they've never toured the USA. That would be awkward.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:39 PM (VHUov)

198 >>>this story is so old now. A DEI hire got caught lying, and he quit because he got caught, and he was so sociopathic that he killed himself.
That seems like a win to me. Bet this sociopath didn't leave a dime to his family.
Posted by: Tamminator at August 17, 2026 05:36 PM (tHEhe)
*****
Thank you.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 05:39 PM (yyBU8)

199 173 142 He also spouts the No Kings crap, and he is all in on "fighting the power with truth."
Posted by: tcn in AK

That's the truth they choose over facts, right?
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (VHUov)

If I ever hear the phrase, "My truth," again, I will personally take a fork to the emitter.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:31 PM (PVjNi)

It is existentialist claptrap that the culture has bought into, along with hedonism and nihilism. Godless amoral bullshit.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:40 PM (Gqar8)

200 If I ever hear the phrase, "My truth," again, I will personally take a fork to the emitter.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 05:31 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Transistor at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

201 198.
Bingo.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (nOND2)

202 "It's not racist. His full name is Samuel Beauregard!

....

After my great grandpa who was a colonel in the Army of Northern Virginia!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (Ot/FD)

Commander of the Army of the Potomac (CSA) at 1st Bull Run, PGT Beauregard.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (uhVAy)

203
...Arday/RR...

That was Lippy the Lion's buddy.

https://t.ly/j67MU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++)

204 191
Never understood the thong thing. Why woud anyone want a piece of fabric up the ass?

Well i guess it is better than having a penis up the ass.

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (/QHx4)

That sounds really really uncomfortable and unpleasant, that last bit.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (Gqar8)

205 It's worse than you think.

His whole decolonize grift meant "destroy the west" and elevate diversity, ie street shitters.

Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (chM/Q)

206 I wonder if he stuck his head in an oven like Sylvia Plath. That's all I've got.

I feel a bit sorry for his family but I don't know them and read he's been divorced since 2019.

I feel the same for his family as I do for that starlet...had seen her name but had to look her up.

I can't often get verklempt over people I don't know either in real live or on line. I was certainly mourning the people who died on 9/11, but that was different.

The marchers and BLM nitwits just want attention. To join. There moment of fame and being united. To heck with the fact that he lied, cheated and his skin color got him there.

I ain't got time for dis.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)

207 And Francis Bacon, Lord Byron and Issac Newton ( all Cambridge University graduates) sighed . I expect probably Stephen Fry and John Cleese are upset as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 05:42 PM (W90Ou)

208 He didn't lie about carrying oxygen 18 times for other people while climbing Mt. Everest did he? I really want to believe that one.
==
where does one find the time . . .

18 trips to Nepal and back alone let alone the time you have to spend staging before you summit and limited to window of time during the climbing season. It is absurd. Definitionally speaking, unbelievable.

Posted by: its always been part of the problem at August 17, 2026 05:42 PM (jvkDG)

209 The erosion of education standards affects everything and everyone, not just blacks. It is poisonous, in the long run. Passing people along who have not mastered the requisite skills isn't doing them any favors. It just compounds the problem and makes more work for everyone else at minimum, or starts getting people killed if placed into high levels of responsibility.

This isn't confined to academia, particularly government, where people cannot be fired (practically speaking) they just become a thorn in everyone's side. I've seen it many times. They just pass the shit sandwich around. Everybody gotta take a bite, and then they shuffle the idiot off somewhere else, where the cycle begins anew. Clown World.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 05:42 PM (akQZV)

210 'Twas beauty that killed the beast.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 05:42 PM (rbvCR)

211 Blah Blah Blah.

This is so old, at this point, that its like giving spoilers to basic math.

We've been caught in this loop - including certain influential holders of the Ban Button here - for so long that its become comical.

The insistence, including here, of refusing to call out group behavior. As a group - certain folks act certain ways. Its just math.

Cops will be dicks, as a group. Urban Yankees will be loud and rude. Poor Blacks will steal and pillage. As groups.

End of Story. The End.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 05:43 PM (zGa1Y)

212 well, these are demonrats, who fought a war to keep their slaves, then effed over the freedmen for a century until finally lbj drove all the nails into their coffin in the name of a permanent voting bloc ... so that's a pretty high bar. I say that attitude towards black people is kinda par for the demonrat course, rly.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 05:37 PM (VyBeY)

You even left out Woodrow Wilson who took away all their Federal jobs for a long time.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy)

213 Never understood the thong thing. Why woud anyone want a piece of fabric up the ass?
Posted by: four seasons


It hold the plug in more tightly.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at August 17, 2026 05:43 PM (VHUov)

214 The greatest mind of his generation...gone. He was on the verge of unifying General Racial Relativity and Quantum Racist Mechanics you bastards!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 17, 2026 05:43 PM (V362x)

215 Street shitters should be tazed on site.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:43 PM (nOND2)

216 Sambo was a native of India. No African blood at all.

Posted by: And No Tigers In Africa at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (JM9I6)

217 It's worse than you think.

His whole decolonize grift meant "destroy the west" and elevate diversity, ie street shitters.
Posted by: dagny at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (chM/Q)

Those are just magic words his handlers have him toss in to keep his ideas on the reservation.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (uhVAy)

218 Street shitters should be tazed on site.
Posted by: Sifty boones


Wouldn't that just spread the shit around?

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (VHUov)

219 Wouldn't a modern day lynching be, you know, a lynching?

Just ask that Bubba guy, or Juicy Smollett, Arrday's racisty-spirt animal.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (XQ5fJ)

220 I wonder if he used an Okglay to exnay Arday...

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (nOND2)

221 Never understood the thong thing. Why woud anyone want a piece of fabric up the ass?
Posted by: four seasons


It is to improve the visuals of extremely tight pants, while still preserving the mystery of whether or not the lady shaves or waxes.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (rbvCR)

222
An astonishingly balanced and thorough NY Times article laid this at Cambridge's doorstep and got no replies from any of the relevant parties. Cambridge is now investigating "how this happened." I'm getting ready for my next round of hate-watching when they report their results.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (XJ22o)

223 He didn't lie about carrying oxygen 18 times for other people while climbing Mt. Everest did he? I really want to believe that one.
==
where does one find the time . . .

18 trips to Nepal and back alone let alone the time you have to spend staging before you summit and limited to window of time during the climbing season. It is absurd. Definitionally speaking, unbelievable.
Posted by: its always been part of the problem at August 17, 2026 05:42 PM


At least I only claimed to be named after Edmund.

Posted by: Hillary! 2028! 2032! at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

224 Street shitters should be tazed on site.
==
then have their noses rubbed in it.

Posted by: proper conditioning is the solution to many poor behaviors at August 17, 2026 05:46 PM (jvkDG)

225 216 Sambo was a native of India. No African blood at all.
Posted by: And No Tigers In Africa at August 17, 2026 05:45 PM (JM9I6)

Yep. Nothing to do with Africa. At all. Even less so with blacks in the New World.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 05:46 PM (Gqar8)

226 The University system is at the root of all this rot. It infects everything in society and needs to be burned to the ground. With the faculty inside.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 05:46 PM (K6DGR)

227 Never understood the thong thing. Why woud anyone want a piece of fabric up the ass?

Because a Hot Chic with two ass cheeks you can bounce a quarter off of, and full hips to match ? Its a billboard.

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 05:46 PM (zGa1Y)

228 218

Worth the mess to see live Championship Breakdancing.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:47 PM (nOND2)

229 Just Blame Whites and The World Is Your Oyster

Whoa... what's Platner got to do with this?

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 05:47 PM (kU0PQ)

230 spread the shit around"

Turn the beat around?

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 05:48 PM (XuXeR)

231 Worth the mess to see live Championship Breakdancing.
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:47 PM


This!

Posted by: Raygun at August 17, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)

232 Nood.

Fake Education.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (M/bUm)

233 Cambridge is now investigating "how this happened."
==
Allow me to assist you: Cambridge is operated by a lot of stupid twats who want to believe fairy tales are true, and will pretend any fool who agrees with them is a genius and give him/her/it tenure.

You may send your check to:
Me
Care of: Reality

Posted by: Reality Consultant at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (jvkDG)

234 Did you crackers know that snooker is all about racism? Just look at it: the racist white supremacist cue ball just pushes all the coloured balls around and puts them in the holes. It particularly loves to push the black one around which has the highest value of all the balls on the table.

Posted by: Jason Arday at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (V362x)

235 That was Lippy the Lion's buddy.

https://t.ly/j67MU
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++)

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! JUST A COUPLE OF 29 YEAR-OLDS DISCUSSING A FRAGMENT OF ARCANA THAT WAS PASSED DOWN TO US FROM PRIOR GENERATIONS!

(Glares at B. Cabot Jr)

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (nbLIj)

236 spread the shit around"

Turn the beat around?
Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 05:48 PM (XuXeR)

Got to play percussion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (wVcYX)

237 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

238
This news comes, as we all know, just as Duke University's Law School continues to run around SFFA vs Harvard.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (XJ22o)

239 236

I love this place.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (nOND2)

240 I see flowers stuck in the iron fence.

"This is just like when The People's Princess, Diana, died" is the cry/cray/crawfish of the day in Londonistan.

Arday could have whacked off his dreds and moved to Ireland and no one would be the wiser that he was basically a thief who got caught lying and cheating in a job he did not deserve.

Instead he offs himself as his ego was destroyed. He began to believe his own lies.

There's a term for this:
pseudologia fantastica or mythomania.

Combined with his megalomania and dimwittery there was no where to go, I guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 05:50 PM (hzuYO)

241 Cambridge is now investigating "how this happened."

This right here is the part of my entire life working I hate the most. Absolutely hate.

Because you've always got some HR bitch - and its always a bitch - pushing "sign this" and "lets all get together to meet about that" that is complete bullshit.

We all know, that work, that its bullshit. But you've always got one of these In the Workplace Lawyers doing this crap.

And then, when it falls apart ? Its always "Well, we'll just pretend nobody ever said so and go punished for their dissent. We'll now go through the motions".

Posted by: Howdy at August 17, 2026 05:54 PM (zGa1Y)

242 Nood

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 06:42 PM (LX4y3)

Gay Socialism Terrorist Abdulrahman El-Sayed's Sister Spat In the Face of a Police Officer at an anti-ICE "Rally"

Trump often says he wants an immigration system that permits skilled workers into the country, and people who "love" us.

That always hit me as a little, I don't know, soft. Do I care if immigrants "love" us or not?

Well I'll tell you what, I care now. Trump is and was right: It should matter to us if immigrants are coming into this country to bring the chaos, corruption, and endless civil wars of their home shithole countries to our Main Streets, or if they're really coming to join our civilization as supporters and actual, real "cultural enrichers."

The left has created an ideology called Third Worldism. Third Worldism teaches all people in poor countries to hate white westerners and blame them for all of their poverty and stagnation. The way out of poverty and stagnation is not, as you might think, to adopt the proveably pro-growth and pro-stability doctrines of the west, but instead to just inflict on the west all of the ills and mayhem of the Third World. They believe that if they can just destroy the west, the Third World will thrive. I guess the theory is something like, "The West is all tall trees that catch the sunlight before it reaches the bushes on the ground. If we just tear down and burn all the tall trees, we'll all grow as high as they once were."

It's absurd. But note it is just the companion doctrine of anti-white, anti-American racial socialism in this country, which also advocates for not changing anything about failing "communities" except to destroy the "oppressors" supposedly keeping them down.

We cannot allow any more immigration while this pernicious, anti-American hatred is held as the highest value in the Third World and promoted by our own anti-American, left-wing, taxpayer-funded NGOs.

Here's the thing: I don't want my society destroyed and razed to the ground so that some foreign malcontents have the chance to rebuild it along their preferred lines, and then rule over me.

Call me a racist. I no longer care. I will not be ruled to show I'm not "racist."

I'm sure you already agree with this, but if you need more evidence:


NizNellie3
@NizNellie3

🚨 I've been warning about this "professor" for years. If you think Abdul El-Sayed isn't in agreement with his terror-supporting sister, you're blind.

Radicalism runs in the family.

Professor Eman Abdelhadi teaches at the University of Chicago.

On the morning of the October 7 attacks, she celebrated online by tweeting, "Good morning, freedom."

After the massacres, she called for violent student uprisings on the streets of America.

"Let Palestine break this country wide open. Long live the student intifada."

In October of 2025, she attended a protest at the Broadview ICE Detention Center outside of Chicago.

She was arrested for violence and spit on a police officer.

She's currently charged with two counts of aggravated battery, along with two misdemeanor counts of resisting arrest.

Her social media is flooded with antisemitic garbage and anti-American propaganda.

She's still employed. Our Dept of Education is about to shove over half a billion into the hands of her university.

It goes without saying: this should be all hands on deck from the White House and our intelligence community.

Stu Smith
@thestustustudio

Jul 6, 2025

Eman Abdelhadi: "F*** the University of Chicago... but it's my best shot at power."

At Socialism 2025, @UChicago
professor Eman Abdelhadi called her employer "evil colonial landlord."

Use it. Organize it. Seize its structural leverage.

"We don't have power... but I work at one of the biggest employers in Chicago... a place with thousands of people I could potentially organize... This is where I need to build power."

She openly says it's "brutal" organizing academics. But despite her disdain, Abdelhadi sees the university as a tactical weapon--to build a Palestine-aligned political base from within.

This is from Socialism 2025 and is the Revolutionary Accompaniment: Holding Each Other When Things Fall Apart

Professor Eman Abdelhadi says she brings intense emotional distress into her academic life--and believes modeling that grief is part of her political responsibility.

"I have cried so many times on campus in ways like as a, you know, young brown, queer woman... and then like the genocide started and people are like how are you? I'm like--"

"I cried during every rally speech I gave on campus... and how dare you expect these students to be OK? Like why? Why would I be OK?"

"It would be sick if I was able to put on this performance for you that I'm fine."

She frames public emotional unraveling not as something to manage, but as a necessary political act:

"As a Palestinian there is a political tool to that... I think being incredibly sad is important."

And she's open about canceling work or redirecting student meetings around her emotional state:

"We're not meeting today because I'm actually too upset to meet."

"After our encampment was raided... my students were main organizers... So we don't do this weird inhuman thing where we pretend you didn't just get a tent ripped out from under you by the police. Let's talk about that first."

This isn't support. It's not pedagogy. It's ideology via emotional exhibition--politicized despair as a teaching method. You decide if that belongs in a university classroom.

Stu Smith
@thestustustudio
·
Jul 6, 2025
Eman Abdelhadi: "F*** the University of Chicago... but it's my best shot at power."

At Socialism 2025, @UChicago
professor Eman Abdelhadi called her employer "evil colonial landlord."

Use it. Organize it. Seize its structural leverage.

"We don't have power... but I work at one of the biggest employers in Chicago... a place with thousands of people I could potentially organize... This is where I need to build power."

She openly says it's "brutal" organizing academics. But despite her disdain, Abdelhadi sees the university as a tactical weapon--to build a Palestine-aligned political base from within.
Embedded video
Stu Smith
@thestustustudio
·
Jul 6, 2025
This is from Socialism 2025 and is the Revolutionary Accompaniment: Holding Each Other When Things Fall Apart

Professor Eman Abdelhadi says she brings intense emotional distress into her academic life--and believes modeling that grief is part of her political responsibility.

"I have cried so many times on campus in ways like as a, you know, young brown, queer woman... and then like the genocide started and people are like how are you? I'm like--"

"I cried during every rally speech I gave on campus... and how dare you expect these students to be OK? Like why? Why would I be OK?"

"It would be sick if I was able to put on this performance for you that I'm fine."

She frames public emotional unraveling not as something to manage, but as a necessary political act:

"As a Palestinian there is a political tool to that... I think being incredibly sad is important."

And she's open about canceling work or redirecting student meetings around her emotional state:

"We're not meeting today because I'm actually too upset to meet."

"After our encampment was raided... my students were main organizers... So we don't do this weird inhuman thing where we pretend you didn't just get a tent ripped out from under you by the police. Let's talk about that first."

This isn't support. It's not pedagogy. It's ideology via emotional exhibition--politicized despair as a teaching method. You decide if that belongs in a university classroom.

"I'm more Muslim than I've ever been... still not Muslim enough to stop drinking, so that's kind of an interesting thing."

Abdelhadi uses her evolving relationship to Islam as a framework for political resilience and emotional coping:

"All I have to do is do my best... The outcomes are not up to me."

"We're responsible for the work, not its products."

This may resonate in activist spaces. But in a professional setting--especially as a professor--it raises questions:

Is this theology or politics?

Is this introspection or performance?

And is this what students are signing up for?

Abdelhadi blends personal identity, spiritual belief, and political messaging into the classroom. But the line between reflection and ideology is increasingly blurred.


Bonus: the fake "doctor" who claims that private insurance is an abomination has a wife whose practice accepts nothing but privately-insured patients.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:38 PM




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1 e5vhe5hv5ve5

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (XJ22o)

2 >>>1 e5vhe5hv5ve5

huge if true

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)

3 Nice family

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2026 03:39 PM (LX4y3)

4 "The West is all tall trees that catch the sunlight before it reaches the bushes on the ground. If we just tear down and burn all the tall trees, we'll all grow as high as they once were."

"Yea, bro. We wrote a song about this."

-- Rush

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

5 The government says 20% of people in Charlotte are foreign born. How many love us long time?

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 03:40 PM (enNUy)

6 Middle Eastern people are just disgusting on nearly every level. Their religion, culture, family, etc.

I swear it seems after 9/11, the US went out of its way to import a many possible.

Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (eIzlH)

7
Oh great. She's "queer," too?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (XJ22o)

8 Hey, hey, ho, ho
Bad ideologies got to go
Hey, hey, ho, ho
Islam's got to go.

Hey, hey, ho, ho
They want to kill us
Don't you know?

Hey, hey, ho, ho
They want to kill us
Don't you know?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (EYrlY)

9 Yes. Islam and its adherents are incompatible with civilization.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (N1DT3)

10 Top ten?

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (Lzhdy)

11 Where's her burqa?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (wtvvX)

12 Did she say brown queer woman ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (FtULh)

13 I swear it seems after 9/11, the US went out of its way to import a many possible.

Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (eIzlH)

"seems"???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 03:43 PM (wtvvX)

14 "The West is all tall trees that catch the sunlight before it reaches the bushes on the ground. If we just tear down and burn all the tall trees, we'll all grow as high as they once were."

That's one of our anthems. We selected hatchet, axe, and saw though.

Posted by: Geddy at August 17, 2026 03:43 PM (oji8u)

15 I swear it seems after 9/11, the US went out of its way to import a many possible.

Posted by: Leupold
---

We did and the importer's name is GWB. He's part of the
Acronym Group, a major player in US affairs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 03:44 PM (EYrlY)

16 J6 was a rally. The violent anti-ICE events are insurrection.

Posted by: M. Gaga at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (E7fwh)

17 Why is it these lefty bat$hit liberals go around spouting their accepted platitudes and have zero original thoughts? It's like they were brainwashed at an early age.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (cpFbA)

18 I used to be an open borders guy.

I'm cured!

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (K40fF)

19 >>>"Yea, bro. We wrote a song about this."
-- Rush

you mean "The Trees"? I'll have to listen to it. I think I heard it once or twice but never paid attention.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)

20 I really love the blatant hypocrisy of his wife not accepting medicaid/medicare....

And the left won't care, because all that matters is ideology. They don't care if you're a hypocrite. In fact, it may be resume enhancing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (N1DT3)

21 That's one of our anthems. We selected hatchet, axe, and saw though.
Posted by: Geddy at August 17, 2026 03:43 PM (oji8u)


You beat me to the punch.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (S0M0K)

22 On the morning of the October 7 attacks, she celebrated online by tweeting, "Good morning, freedom."

Alinsky argued that for a radical any tactic the leftwinger liked was a good tactic.

It seems torture, murder, and rape are all tactics the left enjoys.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (2YhKe)

24 Why are they always lesbians? Do you think they really are or it's performative? They think the best way to show they fight The Man is by muff-diving?

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (sLLbN)

25 "Eman Abdelhadi"

"Abdulrahman El-Sayed"

Why do they have different last names? She's a clam-digger so I don't think she's married.

And I looked her up. She's a "professor" in the same way that Jason Arday was: just a cheap racial grifter and agitator dressed up in fake bullshit to seem academic.

I'll guarantee there's rank plagiarism in her papers too. INVESTIGATE.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

26 I don't think burning down all the trees is a good idea. But that's just me.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (UKrJG)

27
Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (2YhKe)

28 Ethnic cleansing has gotten a bad rap.

I think it was GatewayPundit that had a Dem meeting with trannies turn into a shouting match.

Someone needs to set up a public meeting with El-Sayed with the "Michigan Jewish Trannies for Abdul." Serve a lot of booze or hash. That'd be funny.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (Sco7b)

29 Middle Eastern people are just disgusting on nearly every level. Their religion, culture, family, etc.

I swear it seems after 9/11, the US went out of its way to import a many possible.
Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (eIzlH)

You should meet some middle eastern Christians. Especially ones who escaped from muslim oppression. The Lebanese, the Chaldeans, the Copts are all wonderful people.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (N1DT3)

30 There's a youtube channel called "Basic Logic". He communicates very well on how and why leftism and 3rd worldism is destroying the West, and explains why Westerners need to save it.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (CYBB0)

31 "Yea, bro. We wrote a song about this."
-- Rush

you mean "The Trees"? I'll have to listen to it. I think I heard it once or twice but never paid attention.
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)
_____

Yea. Great song from the "classic" Rush era.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

32 It's funny how people who are proud of their conquer by the sword heritage complain endlessly about colonialism.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (mkw2N)

33 you mean "The Trees"? I'll have to listen to it. I think I heard it once or twice but never paid attention.
Posted by: ace at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)


It was the mystery click on last night's ONT!

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (S0M0K)

34 Christianity is facing a choice:
Either kill them or convert them.
There can be no coexistence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (3cUTc)

35 You're still a great writer, ace. You bastard.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (rJIHE)

36 >>>Why do they have different last names? She's a clam-digger so I don't think she's married.

i think it's a half-sister. But who knows. Ilhan Omar's clan played a lot of games with names to game the immigration system.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2026 03:48 PM (1wjle)

37 Middle Eastern people are just disgusting on nearly every level. Their religion, culture, family, etc.

I swear it seems after 9/11, the US went out of its way to import a many possible.
Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (eIzlH)

You should meet some middle eastern Christians. Especially ones who escaped from muslim oppression. The Lebanese, the Chaldeans, the Copts are all wonderful people.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:47 PM (N1DT3)

(I'm trying to say that it's not the Middle East that makes a disgusting culture... it's mohammedans)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:48 PM (N1DT3)

38 But Trump said pussy once so we have to vote for her brother.
- Michigan AWFLs

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:48 PM (dKrJA)

39 Abdul the al-Qaeda candidate's sister is as much as an academic non-entity as you might imagine. Published no books. Published few articles as lead author, always a secondary position.

https://tinyurl.com/zynmcc34

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 03:48 PM (TU5Q9)

40 She openly says it's "brutal" organizing academics.
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Funny thing about academia...They may all be fellow travelers ideologically, but they really don't like working with other people. At all.

Faculty Senate meetings can be hilarious when they get a bee in their bonnet about the wording on a proposed resolution, even if they fundamentally agree with the change.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 03:49 PM (FZ29D)

41 >>> It's like they were brainwashed at an early age.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
---

It's called pre-school day care so mommy can go to work and break the glass ceiling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 03:49 PM (EYrlY)

42
And the left won't care, because all that matters is ideology. They don't care if you're a hypocrite. In fact, it may be resume enhancing.


When it came out Gore's mansion was using as much electricity as a small town a lot of people on the right tried to make hay out of it.

I saw a consistent response from the left: Gore is a rich famous guy, you can't expect him to live by the same rules as the rest of us. Now this is an odd response because the left claims overuse of fossil fuels will kill us all.

I think I get what is going on here though. Another argument the left makes is that people on the right only support right wing economics because they believe some day they will personally be rich.

Now if you take that back, because everything with the left is projection, the left wants an aristocracy where the rules don't apply to the elites because every leftwing redditor thinks he will be one of the commissars when the revolution comes.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

43 May all the empires fall.
--------

May the empire strike back.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 03:49 PM (rJIHE)

44 The left has created an ideology called Third Worldism. Third Worldism teaches all people in poor countries to hate white westerners and blame them for all of their poverty and stagnation. The way out of poverty and stagnation is not, as you might think, to adopt the proveably pro-growth and pro-stability doctrines of the west, but instead to just inflict on the west all of the ills and mayhem of the Third World. They believe that if they can just destroy the west, the Third World will thrive.


This is, how you say, back asswards.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:49 PM (2YhKe)

45 You should meet some middle eastern Christians. Especially ones who escaped from muslim oppression. The Lebanese, the Chaldeans, the Copts are all wonderful people.
(I'm trying to say that it's not the Middle East that makes a disgusting culture... it's mohammedans)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
==

So like 1% of them are great?

Obviously I'm painting with a wide brush, but perfectly happy with all them (including the good ones) to stay right where they are.

Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (eIzlH)

46 Only 25 years post 9/11 and half the country would be fine with Sharia law imposed.

It’s mind boggling.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (dKrJA)

47 41
It's called pre-school day care so mommy can go to work and break the glass ceiling.


is that where they keep the wine boxes?

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (v3pYe)

48 I mentioned this last week, but I realized that I briefly crossed paths with Michigan's AG Dana Nessel at the end of my last year at Michigan. I had seen the name in print and had not recognized it, but when I heard it spoken on Derek Hunter's show on WMAL, something clicked. I came home and did a little research, and, sure enough, it was the same person.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (77rzZ)

49 >>.You're still a great writer, ace. You bastard.
Posted by: ...

why thank you! Terrifically kind.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)

50 Middle Eastern people are just disgusting on nearly every level. Their religion, culture, family, etc.

Correct. They have no redeeming qualities whatsoever and they smell.

But let's let a whole shit load of them into the country...what could go wrong?

Posted by: Mayor Zohran Mamdanii at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (pq3aS)

51
This nasty idiot also has a brilliant NEW economic theory: we destroy capitalism by creating "a society of abundance" in which people "collectivize their labor and the wealth of humanity" and manage it in small communes.

I mean... straight white men, anyone? That's right out of the Unabomber.

https://x.com/Shariakill/status/
2088158370041680112

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (XJ22o)

52
Here's the thing: I don't want my society destroyed and razed to the ground so that some foreign malcontents have the chance to rebuild it along their preferred lines, and then rule over me.

------

I think the ultimate plan is not that they'll rule over us, but that they'll kill us.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (azNOR)

53 "Yea, bro. We wrote a song about this."

-- Rush


"But later I moved to Santa Monica and said the song was incorrect to get pussy" - also Rush

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (2ocoG)

54 Ace: "We cannot allow any more immigration while this pernicious, anti-American hatred is held as the highest value in the Third World and promoted by our own anti-American, left-wing, taxpayer-funded NGOs."

Assimilation, once an understood and essential component of our Republic, is now surely racist and bigoted and NAZI and every other derogatory lie the programmed Third-Worlders can muster.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2026 03:51 PM (oji8u)

55 "A self-described ‘Queer Muslim’ and ‘community organizer’ who uses the pronouns ‘she/they,’ she has been at the center of far-left protests on campus,” the [Washington Free] Beacon reported.

Abdelhadi is the author of the “funky, commie, queer novel” Everything for Everyone: An Oral History of the New York Commune alongside her “bestie,” coauthor M.E. O’Brien, a “trans communist” who wrote the 2023 book Family Abolition: Capitalism and the Communizing of Care.

The novel is a fictionalized “oral history” of “sex workers, antifascist militants, and survivors of all stripes” who band together to create a “radically new social order forged in the ashes of capitalist collapse.” It depicts a “communized” New York in which police are abolished and the nuclear family is replaced by “caretaking relationships within the commune.” It also depicts a Middle East in which Israel is destroyed by a “Final Intifada.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 17, 2026 03:51 PM (7Tl3i)

56 "The West is all tall trees that catch the sunlight before it reaches the bushes on the ground. If we just tear down and burn all the tall trees, we'll all grow as high as they once were."
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And the GOPe has their own version of this, the Magic Soil:
"If we can just plant the third-world scrub into our Magic Soil, they will grow big and strong, just like us."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 03:51 PM (3cUTc)

57 If there is one thing that will generate an immediate and violent response from me it's spitting on me.

I don't know how cops keep their shit together when that happens. That fatass would be looking for her chiclets if she spit on me.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

58 >>>And the left won't care, because all that matters is ideology. They don't care if you're a hypocrite. In fact, it may be resume enhancing.

I like to point out it's not hypocrisy, it's heirarchy -- they are establishing rules for their "lessers." the nobles, the high caste, does not have to follow the laws imposed on the lower caste.

Posted by: ace at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle)

59 Feral third worlders are culturally incapable of becoming civilized. There are three basises for society: 1 guilt, 2 shame, or 3 fear.

We are a guilt based culture. Asians are shame based. The rest are fear.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (bX16E)

60 e5vhe5hv5ve5
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
......

Farsi for "Kill whitey"?

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (UjdFS)

61 Only 25 years post 9/11 and half the country would be fine with Sharia law imposed.

Robert Ferrigno wrote a couple of books shortly after 9/11. Set 40 years in the future after a civil war you have the Christian/conservative American breakaway state and the Muslim/leftist remnant.

People argued it was silly at the time but...looks less ridiculous as time has gone on.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

62 U of C should fire her.

Posted by: HH at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (g47mK)

63 I always think of Yuri Bezmenov, who outlined the psy-op of demoralization of the West so well. By now, people are so convinced of the evils of the West and of America especially that no amount of logic or of facts or reality can touch people. We need to change education, and aspects of culture like movies. Or these nuts, like El Sayed and his evil sister, will be the norm.

Posted by: Random PJ at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (+jscL)

64 *drops HH

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (g47mK)

65 To me their 'speech' is clearly a call to insurrection and they should be arrested and tried.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (KC5Lt)

66 >>I guess the theory is something like....


The theory is zero-sum mentality. It is a disease that affect most of the world. It is childish, and is the dominant emotion in communism, leftism, socialism, democratism, and third world ism.

I think Christianity helped the West get past this. Maybe not, but The West and Japan are the only places where it does not predominate. Maybe China was OK before the commies took over as I think Confucianism is not so zero-sum.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (yljFf)

67 "Holding Each Other When Things Fall Apart"


That's what we've been saying!

Posted by: Circlejerks at August 17, 2026 03:53 PM (r7+Q7)

68
"I have cried so many times on campus in ways like as a, you know, young brown, queer woman... and then like the genocide started and people are like how are you? I'm like--"

"I cried during every rally speech I gave on campus... and how dare you expect these students to be OK? Like why? Why would I be OK?"

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You want sonething to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 03:53 PM (azNOR)

69 So like 1% of them are great?

Obviously I'm painting with a wide brush, but perfectly happy with all them (including the good ones) to stay right where they are.
Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (eIzlH)

I'm saying that we imported a lot of the middle eastern Christians back in the 70s when we wanted people who will actually contribute to this country. They have built very good lives here. You won't find too many left in the middle east because the musselmen have been oppressing them. (With exception of the Copts. Oh, they're oppressed, but they still remain in significant numbers in Egypt.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:53 PM (N1DT3)

70 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe)

71 You're still a great writer, ace. You bastard.
Posted by: ...

why thank you! Terrifically kind.
Posted by: ace

Maybe you should try reading your stuff aloud to the crows to lure them back. Start with the Kaboom! piece and go from there.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 03:54 PM (77rzZ)

72 Make harpoons great again.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 17, 2026 03:54 PM (LpcdH)

73 What's a 'palestinian?'

Well the head of the Palestinian Authority used to be an Egyptian so...mostly Egyptians with some Syrians, Jordanians, and the like...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)

74 Guilt and Shame are just different flavors of Fear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (Ot/FD)

75 The coming civil war can't get here soon enough so we can end it once and for all. These people haven't a clue what sort of shit they're about to step into if they keep agitating for their vision of "fundamental change."

And act on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (2Cry5)

76 What's a 'palestinian?'

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

77 > You want something to cry about? I'll give you something to cry about.

Dad?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (mkw2N)

78 I hereby announce with stronger moral authority than this chick, that she is right. I believe we must oust all neocolonizers immediately, if not sooner. Therefore, if you have come to my land from any Muslim country, you must go back. If you are here illegally from any country, you must go back. If you make a land acknowledgment without immediately giving that land to me and all other Native American horde members, you go. I don’t care where, but you cannot stay here. If you believe this country is more bad than good, in the famous words of some Pawnee Chief somewhere, get the heck outta here.

It is said.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

79 Get these fucking goatrapers outta here pronto. We have enough problems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (uipH1)

80 I'm saying that we imported a lot of the middle eastern Christians back in the 70s when we wanted people who will actually contribute to this country. They have built very good lives here. You won't find too many left in the middle east because the musselmen have been oppressing them. (With exception of the Copts. Oh, they're oppressed, but they still remain in significant numbers in Egypt.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

===

Egypt might be the most flat out disgusting country in all the Middle East.

Obviously I prefer Christians, but most illegal Hispanics are also Christian oriented. I still dont want them here. Let them make their home country great.

Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (eIzlH)

81 70 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:53 PM (2YhKe)

It's a Stinian what ain't seen the sun in a while.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 03:56 PM (Ot/FD)

82
"The West is all tall trees that catch the sunlight before it reaches the bushes on the ground. If we just tear down and burn all the tall trees, we'll all grow as high as they once were."

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Every fascist system has a mythology about a glorious past that was stolen by a designated group of scapegoats.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 03:56 PM (azNOR)

83 If U of C need cause, her social medial should be enough. They would have done it to a conservative tout de suite.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 03:56 PM (g47mK)

84 The ads are playing on Detroit tv regarding Abdul now.

The anti ads have him repeating the words 'I am dangerous' over and over and mention him wanting to end ICE.

His ads show him as a jolly, great dude. "Great candidate. Terrible name."

Yeah, that's the problem.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 03:56 PM (Sco7b)

85 Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 03:55 PM (2Cry5)

I think I have at least five years left of effectiveness.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:56 PM (KC5Lt)

86 Excuse me if I don't celebrate the transfer of stolen land from one colonizer to another.
---
She says, while the Dems want to run everything....

That's even what their phony opposition to ICE is about. Getting on top of the electoral process to control everything!

This is distilled disingenuity.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)

87 Make harpoons great again.

Posted by: Sifty boones


I got lots of great poon back in the day.
-- Zombie Harpo Marx

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

88 Two things I saw on X over the weekend:

1) the Dems were fine with "performative" socialism--mouth all the slogans and cant But, are now horrified that their little monster babies they suckled on that poison actually believe it.
And demand to act on it.
See Mark Cuban going after Ro Kahanamana.

2) Ayn Rand said something like, "every socialist envisions under socialism that they will be taking from the man above them but none of them account for the millions below them that have the same greedy glint in their eyes for them."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (3cUTc)

89 62 U of C should fire her.
Posted by: HH at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (g47mK)

The fact that they hired her tells you that they would never fire her. This is not Milton Friedman's U of Chicago.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (wGerL)

90
U of C should fire her.
Posted by: HH

=================

HOW does an organization keep an employee like this?

"F*** the University of Chicago... but it's my best shot at power."

She then goes on to describe how she exploits her position to organize politically, and how she doesn't show up for work when she's bummed by current events.

Insane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (XJ22o)

91
The fact that they hired her tells you that they would never fire her. This is not Milton Friedman's U of Chicago.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (wGerL)



Isn't that where Big Mike 'worked?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

92 "The West is all tall trees that catch the sunlight before it reaches the bushes on the ground. If we just tear down and burn all the tall trees, we'll all grow as high as they once were."

-------

Every fascist system has a mythology about a glorious past that was stolen by a designated group of scapegoats.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 03:56 PM (azNOR)

A bramble will never be a mighty oak no matter how much sun you shine on it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (Ot/FD)

93 Please don't show us yer tits!

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)

94 34 Christianity is facing a choice:
Either kill them or convert them.
There can be no coexistence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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No conversos, if they wanted to be Christian they would have done so. For an Islamist to become a converso would merely be another act of taqiyya.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (EYrlY)

95 Ayn Rand said something like, "every socialist envisions under socialism that they will be taking from the man above them but none of them account for the millions below them that have the same greedy glint in their eyes for them."

I know plenty of people making strong 6 figures living in multi million dollar houses telling me:

1) I am taxed too much
2) The rich need to pay more

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

96 Egypt might be the most flat out disgusting country in all the Middle East.

There are many shit holes over that are just as bad, if not worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 03:59 PM (uipH1)

97 Looks like she's been an Assistant Professor at U of C since 2021. Means she's passed her third-year review if she's tenure-track. She should be in the process of assembling her tenure packet over the next year or two.

Of course, bad-mouthing your employer is NOT going to win you a lot of friends in the executive administration, (Deans, Provost, Chancellor, etc.) who have the ultimate say over the tenure approval process. Their job is to protect the reputation of the institution.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 03:59 PM (FZ29D)

98
I know plenty of people making strong 6 figures living in multi million dollar houses telling me:

1) I am taxed too much
2) The rich need to pay more
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)




I'm still waiting for MATT DAMON to write that big check to the feds since he thinks he should be taxed WAY more than he is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:59 PM (2YhKe)

99 U of C should fire her.
Posted by: HH

=================

HOW does an organization keep an employee like this?

"F*** the University of Chicago... but it's my best shot at power."


They get a little frisson of naughtiness when she humiliates them like that.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)

100
"The West is all tall trees that catch the sunlight before it reaches the bushes on the ground. If we just tear down and burn all the tall trees, we'll all grow as high as they once were."

================

Like Judge Jumanji, she is clearly not a biologist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (XJ22o)

101 HOW does an organization keep an employee like this?

"F*** the University of Chicago... but it's my best shot at power."

She then goes on to describe how she exploits her position to organize politically, and how she doesn't show up for work when she's bummed by current events.

Insane.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (XJ22o)

I would not be at all surprised if she said something almost exactly like this in her job interview.

She's just whistling their tune. Is there a single faculty or board member there who doesn't think exactly that? "Fuck this institution, but it's my best chance at Real Power"? Is it even possible to get a job at a large university if you -don't- think that way?

Is there anything at all special about her besides the fact that she slid out the same donkey's backside as her shitbag brother who got a nomination for something or another?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (Ot/FD)

102 76 What's a 'palestinian?'

$20, same as in town.
Posted by: Ian S.

I thought you got a discount in the country because the goats are more readily available?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (orDeD)

103 47 41
It's called pre-school day care so mommy can go to work and break the glass ceiling.


is that where they keep the wine boxes?
Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (v3pYe)

During Election Night 2016, the Hillary campaign had boxes ad boxes of confetti made to look like shards of glass. When she finished her acceptance speech, they'd dump the confetti, breaking the "glass ceiling."

I seriously covet one of those boxes as a political collectable or oddity.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (r7+Q7)

104 >> U of C should fire her.

Shirley, you jest.

One of the leading disseminators of the Frankfurt School in the US, marxism basically, isn't going to fire someone who is part of the choir.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (viF8m)

105 it should be clear.
If you're coming here to steal from Americans and you hate us, then you are not welcome, and you will be sent away.
If you come to do as our forebears did, which is to work hard for the opportunities that you didn't have in the land that you left, then you are helping your family and ours to continuously create that which we call the American Dream.
And welcome to our American Family.

Posted by: UncleJefe at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (gAuAm)

106 They get a little frisson of naughtiness when she humiliates them like that.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 04:00 PM (Riz8t)
---
As Ace used to put it "The shame is part of the kink."

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

107 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

Yes. A no show job at the hospital as a bribe for some legislation when Barky was a state senator. Barky himself worked there as a guest lecturer/instructor in the law school teaching Saul Alinsky.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 04:01 PM (wGerL)

108 Immigrants should assimilate to the local culture.

It looks like this family did that, and they chose the local far left culture.

We are stupid to let academia become like that.

Posted by: Harun at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (IuIym)

109 Yes. A no show job at the hospital as a bribe for some legislation when Barky was a state senator. Barky himself worked there as a guest lecturer/instructor in the law school teaching Saul Alinsky.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 04:01 PM (wGerL)



Wasn't Bill Ayers there as well?

U of C seems to enjoy having raging communists on it's staff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (2YhKe)

110 Do I care if immigrants "love" us or not?

I've watched a bunch of videos of people who came to the US for the world cup and I've seen them talking about how awesome America is, how awesome the people are, etc.

Many have returned. Some have stayed that they'd like to immigrate. These are the people we should be bringing in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (ExV1e)

111 Zero-sum mentality is obvious whenever a person wants to "spread the wealth around" instead of just increasing it for all.

Zero-sum mentality is usually manifest in destruction of wealth because the same people who can not create their own wealth understand it is easier to destroy than to build. So they level things through destruction.

It is the emotion behind DEI, affirmative action, the trans movement, zero-carbon, immigration and replacement, etc.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (yljFf)

112 The Atlantic wrote an article a few years back about how daycare was just white women outsourcing child care to brown women.

Oh the comments at the time were hilarious.

They aren't really wrong. I know a fair number of boss bitches that got there because they have an illegal they are paying under the table to watch their kid.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

113 They tell you what they want to do. The average Democrat agrees with them.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (YwEeS)

114 The fact that they hired her tells you that they would never fire her. This is not Milton Friedman's U of Chicago.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (wGerL)

I would not be too sure. Here is more about her great CV :

10/6/2025
"University of Chicago Professor Arrested at Anti-ICE Protest...
Assistant professor Eman Abdelhadi was charged with two counts of aggravated battery to a police officer, a class 3 felony, and two counts of resisting and obstructing peace, a class A misdemeanor, after participating in an anti-ICE protest outside the Broadview processing facility."

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (g47mK)

115 Palestinians are the lowest shithole people of them all. Worse than the stone age Afghans, worse than the inbred criminal Somalis, worse than the hapless feral Haitians.

They are demonic.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (47/pr)

116
She's currently charged with two counts of aggravated battery, along with two misdemeanor counts of resisting arrest.

=================

If she's convicted, how will U Chicago respond? They actually have a wide range of options, from doing nothing at all to firing her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (XJ22o)

117 know plenty of people making strong 6 figures living in multi million dollar houses telling me:

1) I am taxed too much
2) The rich need to pay more
Posted by: 18-1

Reddit is hilarious for this. People making $300k a year think they’re poor and want to tax evil rich people. Because $300k in San Francisco is middle class-ish. Never mind that nationally they’re in the top 5% of income.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (dKrJA)

118
Our Dept of Education is about to shove over half a billion into the hands of her university.

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Why in God's name?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:04 PM (XJ22o)

119 "And the GOPe has their own version of this, the Magic Soil:
"If we can just plant the third-world scrub into our Magic Soil, they will grow big and strong, just like us."

We have some geographic advantages over many/most countries, but the greatest advantage is our constitution recognizing God given rights, and the basic Christian (almost all Protestant) nature of our founders, and of the people.

"Diversity" is one of the left's assaults on that nature.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2026 04:04 PM (vbXSk)

120 They are demonic.
Posted by: Minuteman at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (47/pr)

Half a century of maniacs brutally, purposefully selecting for the worst you can wring out of this wretched hominid species...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 04:04 PM (Ot/FD)

121 Bish be crazy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 04:04 PM (wVcYX)

122 @NizNellie3 kinda mentions it, it was felonious !

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:05 PM (g47mK)

123 4pm news crap.


CBC - Trumps 50% tariffs about to kick in on an anti-American piece of socialist crap country.

CNN - Kasie Hunt - Jon Ossoff accuses Trump of being Absolute Crook.

MSNow - Noth Korea, South Korea didn't help ipwith Iran. This bitch looks as sad as ever,

FoxNews - Will Cain - Hey! The war with Iran is still on.

Hmmmm. I occassionally hear Snowflame meowing when she's not here. Hallucinations! Sweet!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 04:05 PM (Sco7b)

124 Our Dept of Education is about to shove over half a billion into the hands of her university.

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Why in God's name?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:04 PM (XJ22o)

They do a lot of research in Astrophysics and Particle Physics out of there. Fermilab is U of Chicago. I got a degree there.

That said, fire this skank.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)

125 If she's convicted, how will U Chicago respond? They actually have a wide range of options, from doing nothing at all to firing her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (XJ22o)

she fell through the cracks !

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:05 PM (g47mK)

126
They aren't really wrong. I know a fair number of boss bitches that got there because they have an illegal they are paying under the table to watch their kid.
Posted by: 18-1

==

It does make me sick when women do this. Why even start a family?

I know several types that had the kids then immediately had the full time nanny. Th kids are a disaster.

Posted by: Leupold at August 17, 2026 04:05 PM (eIzlH)

127 66 >>I guess the theory is something like....


The theory is zero-sum mentality. It is a disease that affect most of the world. It is childish, and is the dominant emotion in communism, leftism, socialism, democratism, and third world ism.

I think Christianity helped the West get past this. Maybe not, but The West and Japan are the only places where it does not predominate. Maybe China was OK before the commies took over as I think Confucianism is not so zero-sum.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (yljFf)

Mencius(the Second Sage after Confucius) was a big advocate of something approximating capitalism, and low government intervention and low tax burdens. The arguments he makes are not zero sum, in that a prosperous people will naturally lead to a state with an abundance of resources.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (okun6)

128 The moment she spit on ICE she should have been cracked across her face with a billy club.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (rJ48h)

129 Make this make sense, excerpt from a very long bio:
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Eman has two cats and lives with her platonic life partner. Eman wants historians in a hundred years to know that in this time, queer people are extending something that even straight people benefit from. Straight Muslims are seeking queer spaces out because they align more with their values on gender equity and expansiveness of practice. That queerness not only opens up freedoms for queer individuals, but a collective freedom. Queer Muslims are opening up the interpretive space for all Muslims. Islam stopped being a living tradition and became stuck due to colonialism, and issues of gender and sexuality are forcing it to be a living tradition again.

https://tinyurl.com/nd89myer

Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (kX27y)

130 And the left won't care, because all that matters is ideology. They don't care if you're a hypocrite. In fact, it may be resume enhancing.
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The Left doesn't actually care about ideology. They hate everybody. All they want to know is if you're controllable. That's why they force you to repeat abject lies because if you're willing to do that they know they've got you.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (rJIHE)

131 If diversity is a strength why aren’t Haiti and Mexico super powers?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (dKrJA)

132 So the al-Sayed family is a lying pile of violent crap?
Shorter version: they're Muslims

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (rp63B)

133 I'm sorry. I do not have the intestinal fortitude today to look at the video of this awful Muslim woman .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (DzHyO)

134 Funny thing about academia...They may all be fellow travelers ideologically, but they really don't like working with other people. At all.

Faculty Senate meetings can be hilarious when they get a bee in their bonnet about the wording on a proposed resolution, even if they fundamentally agree with the change.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Tedious meetings I do not miss.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

135 Leftists will never be shamed by their hypocrisy. They’ll happily tell you they want unlimited immigration while also whining about low wages for the working class. Or they want a ban on cars but take uber everywhere. The list is endless.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (dKrJA)

136 Yes. A no show job at the hospital as a bribe for some legislation when Barky was a state senator. Barky himself worked there as a guest lecturer/instructor in the law school teaching Saul Alinsky.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 04:01 PM (wGerL)


Wasn't Bill Ayers there as well?

U of C seems to enjoy having raging communists on it's staff.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (2YhKe)

Ayers was / is at University of Illinois - Chicago. Very different schools.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

137 Me, my, I. A generation of sociopaths. Narcissists.

I guess you can make bank flashing your titties, but don't cry to me later when you chose not to have any babies.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (tvdD1)

138 Protestantism seems to be what really got the West based feudalism/socialism.

Look at the world in 1500.

Then look at the world in 1800.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

139
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy


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Thank you. I do not know a lot about that history.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (yljFf)

140 We should totally import more of these lowlife radicals who hate us. That way we can be more like the UK, or Eataturdastan.

BTW I think it’s hilarious a bunch of whiteys are paying that shitstain to teach their children to hate them.

Dues vult.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (rkCBr)

141 If diversity is a strength why aren’t Haiti and Mexico super powers?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:06 PM (dKrJA)

They aren't diverse, they don't have liberal men and women in charge of the rabble.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

142 The moment she spit on ICE she should have been cracked across her face with a billy club.
Posted by: mr tmz

A good tune up and if she's not sposed to be here, you're fucking outta here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 04:09 PM (uipH1)

143 The sister seems nice…. sarc

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 04:10 PM (sXOHS)

144 Hey, Stateless, I haven't shouted out to you lately. I hope you're well. Sure seems like you are.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

145
I would not be at all surprised if she said something almost exactly like this in her job interview.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

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Someone should start a comic channel on social media acting out things like this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:10 PM (XJ22o)

146 The sister seems nice…. sarc

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 04:10 PM (sXOHS)
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For no existing meaning of the word "nice".

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

147 If she's convicted, how will U Chicago respond? They actually have a wide range of options, from doing nothing at all to firing her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (XJ22o)

Would you rather have a dead convict or a live professor?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 04:10 PM (rJIHE)

148 You can tell AWFLs really believe in diversity since they live in diverse neighborhoods and send their kids to diverse public schools.

No wait I got that backward. They live in nearly 100% white neighborhoods and send their kids to nearly 100% white private schools.

My bad.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:10 PM (dKrJA)

149 Does it make sense now?

>>Students in their final year of study in a Master’s program at one of three Schools at the University of Chicago: the Harris School of Public Policy; Crown Family School of Social Work, Policy, and Practice; and Booth School of Business can participate in the Obama Foundation Scholars program at the University of Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/5k36tuyx

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)

150
I wonder what it's like being her student. She doesn't show up if she's too stressed out because her students need to see her "modeling grief."

I'd identify as a transwoman, take one of her courses, turn in AI slop, and force her to grade it. If she didn't give me an A, I'd formally complain.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (XJ22o)

151 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (2YhKe)

Ayers was a UIC (University of Illinois-Chicago). UIC is a good school but not on par with U of I Champaign/Urbana and definitely not at the level of U of Chicago. Bernadine Dorn was at Northwestern. Academia is a giant landfill of radical scum everywhere you look.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (wGerL)

152 Seems to me she is the settler and an attempted colonizer.
Deport, deport, deport or arrest, try and jail, whichever one works fastest.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (n5tGW)

153 There is a pipeline, apparently. I mean, Hussein got in there too. They cannot get in on pure scholarship, physics, medicine, so they get them in on some bullshit Intersectional Islamo-Socialist Crappola.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:12 PM (g47mK)

154 Wasn't Bill Ayers there as well?

U of C seems to enjoy having raging communists on it's staff.
Posted by: Sponge
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He was at the Univ. of Illinois-Chicago. A much lower rated institution.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 04:12 PM (E4rtv)

155 Protestantism seems to be what really got the West based feudalism/socialism.

Look at the world in 1500.

Then look at the world in 1800.
Posted by: 18-1

Oh, you mean things like the American Revolution and the Industrial Revolution?

Watch it.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

156
the Obama Foundation Scholars program at the University of Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/5k36tuyx
Posted by: JackStraw

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Where is the money coming from?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:12 PM (XJ22o)

157 Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

No; I don't think we can blame socialism on the Protestant Reformation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 04:13 PM (pOTTH)

158 Ayn Rand said something like, "every socialist envisions under socialism that they will be taking from the man above them but none of them account for the millions below them that have the same greedy glint in their eyes for them."

I know plenty of people making strong 6 figures living in multi million dollar houses telling me:

1) I am taxed too much
2) The rich need to pay more
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

Isaac Asimov had a similar discussion with someone who said: "Wouldn't it be great to live in the past where getting help was so inexpensive?" Asimov's response. "It would be terrible, we'd be the help."

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)

159 I have a proposal. We give California back to the Indians/Mexico (they can figure out who keeps what) and in exchange all the foreigners go back to their home countries.

Everyone should be happy then.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:13 PM (dKrJA)

160 Most of the places these turds come from the women have little or no rights. Then she comes here, bulks up on carbs, walks around like 5 pounds of shit stuffed into a sandwich bag, and spits on law enforcement.

This is what you pay to teach- a racist, cult following, subhuman fatbody? She can’t even accomplish portion control much less her emotions and loathing for other people.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 04:13 PM (rkCBr)

161 That said, fire this skank
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Into the Sun. That's Physics, right?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (akQZV)

162 Or they want a ban on cars but take uber everywhere.

Was reading a forum in a nearby town in which some leftist was crowing about the success of "traffic calming"

In the middle of endless numbers of people in the city pointing out all traffic calming did was make traffic worse, the leftist popped in to say "well I'm willing to pay for fewer accidents with slower traffic"

And the comical part is someone else went and grabbed the city's official stats on car accidents and...they are up since traffic calming.

And I'll give my own story in this regard. I used to have to commute through a rich leftist town on a major artery. The town had kept the state from making it a full highway (I actually spoke with their state rep) and there were all sorts of articles about how they had "saved greenspace" in their town by denying the highway.

Then Waze came and I and thousands of others were on the their side roads. And now that was the problem. Well asshats you deserved it. I smiled at them trying to cross the road and being unable to because of the bumper to bumper traffic on their roads, always made the traffic feel a little less bad.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)

163 Professor Eman Abdelhadi says she brings intense emotional distress into her academic life--and believes modeling that grief is part of her political responsibility.

"I have cried so many times on campus in ways like as a, you know, young brown, queer woman... and then like the genocide started and people are like how are you? I'm like-

Wait! She's a lesbo!?
And alive?!
I need to read content more but the dog had to go out.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

164
Would you rather have a dead convict or a live professor?
Posted by: ...

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Heh. But seriously, we all know what would happen if U Chicago canned her: Harvard would hire her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (XJ22o)

165 Mexico doesn't let these worthless fucks into their country.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS)

166 No; I don't think we can blame socialism on the Protestant Reformation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

We absolutely cannot.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

167 Just looked up al-Sayed. Apparently Bubba spoke at his u of Michigan graduation and after hearing al- Sayed give his speech praised him. al-Sayed alleged that after the speech Bubba approached him and told him to go into public service. The Clintons strike again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 04:15 PM (rp63B)

168 Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

No; I don't think we can blame socialism on the Protestant Reformation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 04:13 PM (pOTTH)

A hundred and fifty years of some of the nastiest wars in Europe's history though, we can.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

169 This is the level of brilliance Eman is bestowing on mankind, "2019 – The Hijab and Muslim Women’s Employment in the United States. Research in Social Stratification and Mobility".

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:15 PM (g47mK)

170 No; I don't think we can blame socialism on the Protestant Reformation.

Typo on my part, meant to say Protestantism is what got the west PASTED socialism/feudalism

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)

171 "The Dream from My Hijab", by Eman Abdul Derka Derka.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:16 PM (g47mK)

172 >>Where is the money coming from?

Ultimately? You and me, of course.

There's a crow the size of an NFL linebacker sitting in a tree staring at me. I think he's the scout for rest of the murder that are lurking in the trees behind him.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:16 PM (viF8m)

173

She was a brown queer woman in a black dress
Just-a 5'9, ugly and tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that brown queer woman had it all

Posted by: Hollies at August 17, 2026 04:16 PM (Cqx++)

174 >> Professor Eman Abdelhadi says she brings intense emotional distress into her academic life--and believes modeling that grief is part of her political responsibility.

Me too. So dont be suprised when you get punched in the teeth. It’s just my therapeutic way of managing my personal emotional distress.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 04:16 PM (rkCBr)

175 A hundred and fifty years of some of the nastiest wars in Europe's history though, we can.
Posted by: Oldcat

A nastiness indulged by both sides.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

176 Now the headline makes sense!
Man, I'm slow today.

In my defense, a living muslim gay woman!
That's like a unicorn!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 04:17 PM (Sco7b)

177 Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy

Ok . Not really interested in doing the religious wars thing.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 04:18 PM (rHgXV)

178 Traffic calming is a euphemism for making traffic so bad people are forced into using something other than cars as transportation. Which also forces people to live clustered together in shithole apartments? Who wants to be on a bus for an hour each day to work and back?

It’s all a long term plan to turn us into Europe where few people own cars or homes. And unfortunately GenZ has bought into it fully.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:18 PM (dKrJA)

179 Heh. But seriously, we all know what would happen if U Chicago canned her: Harvard would hire her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (XJ22o)

Cambridge. I hear they have an opening...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 04:18 PM (nbLIj)

180 152 Seems to me she is the settler and an attempted colonizer.
Deport, deport, deport or arrest, try and jail, whichever one works fastest.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (n5tGW)

If she's so damned concerned about Israel, why isn't she there doing something about it? Much easier to sit and bitch from thousands of miles away. This is taking virtue signalling farther than the AWFLs in the suburbs. She is pathetic and impotent.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:18 PM (PVjNi)

181 >>>the Obama Foundation Scholars program at the University of Chicago.
https://tinyurl.com/5k36tuyx
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)
*****
What's the old expression...a picture is worth a thousand words? Heh, "scholars".

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 04:18 PM (yyBU8)

182 Christianity is facing a choice:
Either kill them or convert them.
There can be no coexistence.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


A. Can't coexist.
B. Can't convert.
C. I'm good with option C.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 04:18 PM (AzRNx)

183 Does it make sense now?

>>Students in their final year of study in a Master’s program at one of three Schools at the University of Chicago: the Harris School of Public Policy; Crown Family School of Social Work, Policy, and Practice; and Booth School of Business can participate in the Obama Foundation Scholars program at the University of Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/5k36tuyx
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)

Obama was just a part time lecturer for Chicago, and they get all this scratch out of his foundation for it. LOL. Colombia U, take that!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

184 A hundred and fifty years of some of the nastiest wars in Europe's history though, we can.

Actually, I'd argue no.

Take the 30 Years War which is I think the one most identified as a religious war.

It started as a question of whether the inheritance of Bohemia should be elected or hereditary, not whether a Catholic Austrian could hold it, and ended with the world's strongest Catholic country, France, on the Protestant side, and the world's strongest Protestant country, England, neutral.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

185 That spit carries covid. Hope they're vaxxed and boostered.

Posted by: torabora at August 17, 2026 04:19 PM (LC+5l)

186 e5vhe5hv5ve5"

John has a long mustache...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:19 PM (XuXeR)

187 Weren't we promised that obamacare was the cradle to grave solution? no? oh you need more? It didn't work? why? not enough govt in between you and your doctor? you don't say?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 04:20 PM (n5tGW)

188 From JackStraw's link...

Do I need to maintain any particular political affiliation to be selected as a UChicago Obama Scholar?

No. The UChicago Obama Scholars Program is a non-partisan, non-political program that is not affiliated with any political party or entity. We are looking for Scholars who will bring a diverse set of perspectives to the program


Lol.
Anyone want to go back to school and test that theory.
Young angry college sex and booze!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 04:21 PM (Sco7b)

189 Leftists are at war with police, they want them naturalized

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 04:21 PM (Ia/+0)

190 Where is the money coming from?

Ultimately? You and me, of course."

And have y'all noticed a lack of "protest'n" this summer? It's as if there's a lack of funds....

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:22 PM (XuXeR)

191 178 I despise the term "traffic calming." Yes, I grok the idea that people need to slow down in residential neighborhoods. Just put in speed bumps and post signs. Enough of this "traffic calming" shit. It's almost as bad as those stupid signs in Maryland, when you come in from Virginia, exhorting you to "Please drive gently."

Which most Marylanders do not, in fact, do.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

192 138 Protestantism seems to be what really got the West based feudalism/socialism.

Look at the world in 1500.

Then look at the world in 1800.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:08 PM (sKqQm)

The world, or rather Europe, is mostly agrarian in 1500 and mildly less so in 1800.

Food production technology, the steam engine, and the vast farmlands of the US allow for industrialization and ensuing technological development. Food was the primary bottleneck consuming most labor. There were other bottlenecks relieved by the age of discovery, like the currency shortage (Great Bullion famine) but food being solved has been huge.

The Protestant theory was made by Weber, it doesn't appear to actually track across nationalities nor was it broadly the case for Protestant regions/countries while ignoring previous Catholic mercantile states like the Italian city-states.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 17, 2026 04:22 PM (okun6)

193 Does she have tenure and "there's nothing we can do"? Tenure=Birthright citizenship=Biden pardon=VISA.

Tired of this no-can-do shit. Tired of these " rights." How about Last Rites?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 04:22 PM (bX16E)

194 >>Obama was just a part time lecturer for Chicago, and they get all this scratch out of his foundation for it. LOL. Colombia U, take that!

When the Frankfurt School of marxism made its way to the US after WWII, two of the most prominent landing spots were Columbia and U of C. Not surprising that Obama landed at both.

Some ideas are too stupid to even know they are dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:22 PM (viF8m)

195
This is the level of brilliance Eman is bestowing on mankind, "2019 – The Hijab and Muslim Women’s Employment in the United States. Research in Social Stratification and Mobility".
Posted by: runner

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WOWWWW, I bet there's all kinds of surprises in that research.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:23 PM (XJ22o)

196 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." stentoriously at August 17, 2026 04:23 PM (0sNs1)

197
Then Waze came and I and thousands of others were on the their side roads. And now that was the problem. Well asshats you deserved it. I smiled at them trying to cross the road and being unable to because of the bumper to bumper traffic on their roads, always made the traffic feel a little less bad.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm)





I knew it. Teh Joos are to blame.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 04:24 PM (y9nCu)

198 Take the 30 Years War which is I think the one most identified as a religious war.

It started as a question of whether the inheritance of Bohemia should be elected or hereditary, not whether a Catholic Austrian could hold it, and ended with the world's strongest Catholic country, France, on the Protestant side, and the world's strongest Protestant country, England, neutral.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

The tail end of the 30 years war was when the impetus of the war morphed to nationalism over religion, but the rest was definitely a struggle for dominance of which religion would dominate German and Central Europe. Also had the fun admixture of different Protestants going at it with each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)

199 Beeeyyyoootttccchhhh!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 04:25 PM (2WIwB)

200 hundred and fifty years of some of the nastiest wars in Europe's history"

Varus, give me back my legions...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:25 PM (XuXeR)

201 "Calm down" works for women, so why wouldn't "Traffic calming" work for cars?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 17, 2026 04:25 PM (0sNs1)

202 Typo on my part, meant to say Protestantism is what got the west PASTED socialism/feudalism
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 04:16 PM (sKqQm)
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heh. Fixing a typo with another typo!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 04:26 PM (FZ29D)

203 178 I despise the term "traffic calming." Yes, I grok the idea that people need to slow down in residential neighborhoods. Just put in speed bumps and post signs. Enough of this "traffic calming" shit. It's almost as bad as those stupid signs in Maryland, when you come in from Virginia, exhorting you to "Please drive gently."

Which most Marylanders do not, in fact, do.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

it does sound particularly stupid, even for traffic planners.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)

204 A hundred and fifty years of some of the nastiest wars in Europe's history though, we can.
Posted by: Oldcat

Simplistic. The root causes were more economic and related to the changing politico economic structure where cities became more important than landed aristocracy. And part of that related to income flowing to Rome and away from the periphery and that in turn made Italian lenders of this largesse important.

Martin Luther and indulgence sales gave a way for princes to buck the Holy Roman emperor and for Henry 8th, to seize the vast sums of money and land from the convents and monasteries because the Pope would not insult Spain's king by allowing an annulment. The idea of a united Christendom had already been shattered by the Orthodox-Roman Catholic split several centuries prior.

Religious history intertwined with politco-economic history is one of those unpleasant subjects where only the atheist can truly be said to put a pox on all of the parties.

Otherwise, it becomes a matter of modern perspective, prior biases related to faith, and the unpleasant realization that often those proclaimed most holy did evil acts for reasons of power, money, and glory.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv)

205 We have to watch out that we don't create a genocide on phony baloney professors.

That would be bad.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

206 Confused how El-Sayed is her half brother. Bits and pieces:

Abdul El-Sayed is actually from his mother's first marriage.

His mother, Fatten Elkomy, married Mohamed El-Sayed in Egypt, and they immigrated to Michigan together so he could pursue a Ph.D. in mechanical engineering at Wayne State University. Abdul El-Sayed was born in Detroit, Michigan, in 1984. His parents divorced in 1988 when he was a toddler.

Following the split, Abdul's father remarried, and Abdul was primarily raised by his father, a professor, and his American stepmother, Jacqueline, in the Detroit suburbs.

Following the divorce from Mohamed El-Sayed, Fatten Elkomy, Adul's mother relocated to Missouri, worked as a psychiatric nurse practitioner & remarried in 1988.
Her second husband was Tawfik Abdelhadi, a Palestinian immigrant. Their first daughter (Professor) was Eman Abdelhadi was born in 1989, followed by additional daughters.

The family temporarily relocated to the Middle East where Tawfik Abdelhadi later passed away in the late 1990s. When Eman Abdelhadi was about 9 yrs. old, their mother relocated all of her daughters back to the United States.

Come on out, Doof, to comment about me.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 04:27 PM (NFX2v)

207 181 >>>the Obama Foundation Scholars program at the University of Chicago.
https://tinyurl.com/5k36tuyx
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:11 PM (viF8m)
*****
What's the old expression...a picture is worth a thousand words? Heh, "scholars".
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 04:18 PM (yyBU

Holy shit, the dude with the twat-knot!

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:27 PM (PVjNi)

208 Victim Chic is rampant in the world, even though whites are about ten percent of the world's population, the true minority. I leave out Italians, of course.

Posted by: And Portugees at August 17, 2026 04:28 PM (JM9I6)

209 evil acts for reasons of power, money, and glory."

And well, you know...

Bathsheba, baby...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)

210 only the atheist can truly be said to put a pox on all of the parties.
Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 04:26 PM


To be fair, I did my best to put a pox on all the panties.

Posted by: Casanova at August 17, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

211 I think we are rushing to the point where the only option will be the Ferdinand and Isabella solution. And like those two we shouldn't spend extra on flying them to their former homeland, just push them out and let them find their own way home. It will be interesting to see how Mexico and Canada handle that.

Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2026 04:29 PM (ZNpJk)

212 When the Frankfurt School of marxism made its way to the US after WWII
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No, the Frankfurt School of Social Research folks were kicked out of Germany in the early 1930s. By you know who.

Remarkably, all those guys showed their gratitude at being allowed to emigrate to America by immediately setting out to fuck everything up as best they could.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 04:30 PM (akQZV)

213 The thing about Christianity is that it lays does a moral standard which is universal and in many ways works against zero-sum.

- It stresses forgiveness and redemption
- Goodness is independent of status
- Reward, and punishment, is reserved for a higher power.
- that whole "love they neighbor" thing

But most important, is focuses the soul on accepting that life is unfair and we all must bear our burden. Christ sets this example.

I am not a well educated Christian, so maybe I am talking crap up above, but I think the only righteous path taught by Christianity is the one that leads away from zero-sum. I think this is as important as forbidding cousin marriage in advancing the West. This is not limited to Protestantism or Catholicism, although the Ps may have a better grasp on implementation. (since they bother to read and study the bible.) It is the core of the religion and, I think, unique.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (yljFf)

214 "2026 – Stiletto Heels and Native American Women’s Employment in the United States. Research in Social Stratification and Mobility". By Doctor Professor Piper!

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (g47mK)

215
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who always intones

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I think that's in the U Chicago Professional Conduct Policy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (XJ22o)

216 Abdul El-Sayed is actually from his mother's first marriage.

She's a whore.

Posted by: What the Koran says at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (n5tGW)

217 88 Two things I saw on X over the weekend:

1) the Dems were fine with "performative" socialism--mouth all the slogans and cant But, are now horrified that their little monster babies they suckled on that poison actually believe it.
----

They aren't terrified that their little monster babies actually believe it. They are terrified that the monster babies are going to displace them. They didn't plan on that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (EYrlY)

218 The NY Post has a story about a gay Aussie who's boyfriend dumped a pan full of boiling water on him and hit him with the pan while he was sleeping. They had discussed breaking up. Apparently the other guy didn't take it well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (rp63B)

219 Simplistic. The root causes were more economic and related to the changing politico economic structure where cities became more important than landed aristocracy. And part of that related to income flowing to Rome and away from the periphery and that in turn made Italian lenders of this largesse important.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv)

Yeah, it was economic factors that led to the several day sack of the Protestant city of Magdeburg by the Catholic forces after taking it.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

220 "2026 – The Playboy Bunny Lifestyle and Women’s Employment in the United States. Research in Social Stratification and Mobility".

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:32 PM (g47mK)

221 >>His mother, Fatten Elkomy

Fatten?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

222 This is not limited to Protestantism or Catholicism, although the Ps may have a better grasp on implementation. (since they bother to read and study the bible.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM


Your characterization of Catholics may not be accurate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 04:33 PM (0sNs1)

223
Come to America!!

The government will pay you to *uck up our country!

Posted by: four seasons at August 17, 2026 04:33 PM (/QHx4)

224 Please drive gently."

Which most Marylanders do not, in fact, do.

"Please drive gently". That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 04:33 PM (rHgXV)

225 This is not limited to Protestantism or Catholicism, although the Ps may have a better grasp on implementation. (since they bother to read and study the bible.) It is the core of the religion and, I think, unique.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (yljFf)

Yeah, we Catholics NEVER read the Bible. Except all of the time.

Aren't Protestants supposed to likewise not give false witness? Just asking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:34 PM (PVjNi)

226 My part of Ontario has signs on the highway.

"Fatigue kills. Take a break."

I hate those things.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

227 They aren't terrified that their little monster babies actually believe it. They are terrified that the monster babies are going to displace them. They didn't plan on that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at Aug

They are gonna use the monster babies. Against the country. Don't forget who runs Barter Town.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 04:35 PM (vE0+H)

228 I would likewise add that Protestants cut several books out of the Bible, and they certainly don't read those. Luther wanted to get rid of the Letter of James, because of that pesky, "Faith without works is dead" line. For heaven's sake, if you are going to slander Catholics, at least find a better place to attack.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:36 PM (PVjNi)

229 >>>There's a crow the size of an NFL linebacker sitting in a tree staring at me. I think he's the scout for rest of the murder that are lurking in the trees behind him.

Posted by: JackStraw

>They've got their eye on you and your itinerary. You better watch your ass. Feed them some tasty garbage and they'll cut you some slack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 04:36 PM (tvdD1)

230 Yeah, it was economic factors that led to the several day sack of the Protestant city of Magdeburg by the Catholic forces after taking it.
Posted by: Oldcat

Once wars start, however they start, bad shit will happen. Same as blaming Cromwell for what he did in Ireland. Supporting the Stuarts became conflated with supporting Catholicism in Ireland so when cities did not surrender, they got sacked.

The German princes in the Holy Roman Empire in a divided Germany got tired of their wealth being sent to Rome and being tasked to support the Holy Roman emperor under penalty of excommunication in the Hapsburg wars. Henry turned on the Pope considering pleasing the Spanish King more important than an heir for England which pissed him off. From such small insults, the events of the world occur.

Like a certain Al Smith dinner where Obama and co insulted Trump.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 04:36 PM (E4rtv)

231 The actress who played Ralphie's teacher in "A Christmas Story" went mort last week.

Except for Ralphie's glasses, her prophecy would have proved correct!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

232 it was economic factors that led to the several day sack of the Protestant city of Magdeburg"

"We want their stuff"

See?

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:37 PM (XuXeR)

233 @221 obviously a sheep. Fatten her for the slaughter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 04:37 PM (rp63B)

234
They aren't terrified that their little monster babies actually believe it. They are terrified that the monster babies are going to displace them. They didn't plan on that.

Posted by: Braenyard

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I wonder if Nancy Pelosi bugged out of the Speaker racket because she knew this was coming and she didn't want to lead the establishment in this bloody fight. Just finish getting hers and get out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:37 PM (XJ22o)

235 The hot new thing for leftists is tearing down expressways. They’re doing it in Detroit and in Syracuse,NY. Seattle tore one down a while back. Every big city has a push by radicals to remove expressways and replace them with parks or some shit. And since the cities are run by imbecile AWFLs they all thing it’s a grand idea.

It’s all part of the same long term goal to make it impossible or for regular people to drive anywhere. You’ll own nothing, be stuck in your 15 minute cities and like it citizen!!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:37 PM (dKrJA)

236 226 "Fatigue kills. Take a break."

montague > fatigue

Posted by: juliet at August 17, 2026 04:37 PM (v3pYe)

237 Yeah, we Catholics NEVER read the Bible. Except all of the time.

Aren't Protestants supposed to likewise not give false witness? Just asking.
Posted by: tcn


Sorry if I offended.
I don't mean anything negative and was only making a joke since this is what the Ps always claim.

I do think that up in northern Europe they probably had more time to read in the cold dark winters though. Maybe not - jut a thought.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 04:38 PM (yljFf)

238 218 The NY Post has a story about a gay Aussie who's boyfriend dumped a pan full of boiling water on him and hit him with the pan while he was sleeping. They had discussed breaking up. Apparently the other guy didn't take it well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (rp63B)

He seems nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:38 PM (PVjNi)

239 >>>The NY Post has a story about a gay Aussie who's boyfriend dumped a pan full of boiling water on him and hit him with the pan while he was sleeping. They had discussed breaking up. Apparently the other guy didn't take it well
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 04:31 PM (rp63B)
*****
I'm surprised he didn't try to parboil his BBFs bung hole. Guess he's not a scholar.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 17, 2026 04:38 PM (yyBU8)

240 My part of Ontario has signs on the highway.

"Fatigue kills. Take a break."

Texas had "he knows if you drive baked" signs up the last couple of years

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

241 Comment #1 said it all. No need for further comments.

Posted by: In A Nutshell at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (JM9I6)

242 U of C should fire her.
Posted by: HH at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (g47mK)

The fact that they hired her tells you that they would never fire her. This is not Milton Friedman's U of Chicago.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 03:57 PM (wGerL)

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It seems that all universities are now just venues for enemies of the people. The solutions are simple, for universities: defund, defund, defund. And for the professoriate and students: deport, deport, deport.

Deportations will be easy as the professors and students are almost all foreigners, locals have been excluded long ago.

Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (ZNpJk)

243 Yeah, we Catholics NEVER read the Bible. Except all of the time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:34 PM (PVjNi)
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Not trying to be a wiseass here: I'm a Protestant that married a Catholic. It's always seemed to me based on my personal experience that the Catholics spend a lot less time reading/studying/talking about the Bible than what I was used to from the Protestants in my youth. But hey maybe that's just my wife's family? We go to Catholic Church but I really never hear of anyone talking about Bible study or anything like that and it was ubiquitous in the Protestant churches I grew up in.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

244
They are gonna use the monster babies. Against the country. Don't forget who runs Barter Town.
Posted by: ...

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Interesting take, but we shall see. The monster babies have knocked out a few long-termers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (XJ22o)

245 241 Comment #1 said it all. No need for further comments.
Posted by: In A Nutshell at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM


And yet, here we are.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (0sNs1)

246 I’m so looking forward to the enrollment cliff when thousands of these useless pieces of shit will be unemployed.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:40 PM (dKrJA)

247 👀

"CNN: Democrats could lose the Michigan Senate seat for the first time in over 30 years

Latest Michigan Senate Poll From Fox
🔴 Mike Rogers: 51%
🔵 Abdul El-Sayed: 47%"

Fox...if you can't muster a D ahead in a Fox poll...you are introuble!

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:40 PM (g47mK)

248 I wonder if Nancy Pelosi bugged out of the Speaker racket because she knew this was coming and she didn't want to lead the establishment in this bloody fight. Just finish getting hers and get out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:37 PM (XJ22o)

More likely it is because she is older than dirt, is rich as Croesus, and is starting to lose her marbles. Plus, hubby is becoming more of a burden and making more headlines than she is, and that just can't go on...

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:41 PM (PVjNi)

249 They’re doing it in Detroit"

Detroit is back!

(For the 47th time, at least)

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:41 PM (XuXeR)

250
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

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12 years of Catholic school here and we virtually never touched the Bible. "What does the Pope say?" was always the answer. Or "Is it in the Nicene Creed?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:41 PM (XJ22o)

251 This is the type of poll that can force an "october surprise".

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:42 PM (g47mK)

252 @201 "Calm down" works for women....

It does?

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 04:42 PM (UKrJG)

253 You’d think of all the places in the country Detroit wouldn’t be anti-car.

And yet…

Leftism is retarded on steroids.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 04:42 PM (dKrJA)

254
More likely it is because she is older than dirt, is rich as Croesus, and is starting to lose her marbles. Plus, hubby is becoming more of a burden and making more headlines than she is, and that just can't go on...
Posted by: tcn in AK

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True, she's just getting old, but she sure didn't leave the Dem establishment in strong hands.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:43 PM (XJ22o)

255 His mother, Fatten Elkomy

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Grapefruit Diet.

https://tinyurl.com/bdcrj5ht

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 04:43 PM (ndZc7)

256 12 years of Catholic school here and we virtually never touched the Bible. "What does the Pope say?" was always the answer. Or "Is it in the Nicene Creed?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:41 PM


If you attend Mass everyday for 3 years, you will have heard (with a few very small exceptions) the entire Bible.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 04:43 PM (0sNs1)

257 Nood

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 04:44 PM (N1DT3)

258 Update and change to the song from the musical "Oklahoma" about ranchers and cowboys:

🎶🎶🎵 Oh, the Protestants and the Catholics should be friends."🎶

This is one of the things that would make great division in the eyes of Muslims and Socialists: religious divides among conservative believers in Christ and I expect amongst Jews as well. Don't go there please.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 04:44 PM (rHgXV)

259 ugh

"JD Vance warns republicans on the rise of socialism:

“If we don't get this right, don't blame young people for being sympathetic to socialism. We've got to blame ourselves"

You first, JD!

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 04:44 PM (g47mK)

260 And yet, here we are"

Sure thing, Buckaroo...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (XuXeR)

261 "Calm down" works for women....

===

It does?
Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 04:42 PM


Of course it does. Why do you think it's HordeSource's (tm) second-most dispensed advice, only behind "Slap hot iron to it."?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)

262 We go to Catholic Church but I really never hear of anyone talking about Bible study or anything like that and it was ubiquitous in the Protestant churches I grew up in.
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

Bible study is grade 6 through 8 in most CCD programs. There are likewise several Bible study programs for adults within the Church, like Little Rock and some other fairly good ones. The Dominicans in Anchorage run several programs throughout the year.

However, Protestants walked away from Tradition, so the Bible is all they have. Not the same as Catholics. We also study things like Canon Law, the various hundreds of years of Papal decrees, Bulls, and doctrinal statements, the Sacraments, etc.

All of these things are directly Biblical in nature, so we go into some depth about topics Protestants don't consider.

It is an old canard about Catholics never reading the Bible. We do, and many of us are somewhat fluent.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:46 PM (PVjNi)

263 Not trying to be a wiseass here: I'm a Protestant that married a Catholic. It's always seemed to me based on my personal experience that the Catholics spend a lot less time reading/studying/talking about the Bible than what I was used to from the Protestants in my youth. But hey maybe that's just my wife's family? We go to Catholic Church but I really never hear of anyone talking about Bible study or anything like that and it was ubiquitous in the Protestant churches I grew up in.
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

Its not that hard to get. A base idea of Protestantism was to devolve the religion back to the Bible roots - and in the native language to boot in many cases to get rid of the Catholic hierarchy of bishops and Cardinals and such. The Catholics still have those thousands of years of writers and thinkers - Augustine, Aquinas, etc. to work with and use. At least at first a lot of that would have been tainted with 'Popery'

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:46 PM (uhVAy)

264 Heh. But seriously, we all know what would happen if U Chicago canned her: Harvard would hire her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:14 PM (XJ22o)

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Cambridge University has a vacancy.

Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2026 04:48 PM (ZNpJk)

265 Not trying to be a wiseass here: I'm a Protestant that married a Catholic. It's always seemed to me based on my personal experience that the Catholics spend a lot less time reading/studying/talking about the Bible than what I was used to from the Protestants in my youth. But hey maybe that's just my wife's family? We go to Catholic Church but I really never hear of anyone talking about Bible study or anything like that and it was ubiquitous in the Protestant churches I grew up in.
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

I went to a Catholic elementary school for most of my time, so I went to Mass 6 days out of 7 during the school year.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)

266 Oh great. She's "queer," too?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Yes a queer Mussie who drinks. I wonder if she has a pet pig.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 04:50 PM (NnhvP)

267 Our Dept of Education is about to shove over half a billion into the hands of her university.

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Why in God's name?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 04:04 PM (XJ22o)
*****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: God Particle at August 17, 2026 04:50 PM (LC+5l)

268 For heaven's sake, if you are going to slander Catholics, at least find a better place to attack.

-
The funny hats are a good place to start.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 04:50 PM (ndZc7)

269 Dad went to UofC. Held it as a banner of pride his whole life. Esteemed it highly, served as an alum who would vet prospective students, was proud as hell when my sister chose to go there.

Then my niece and nephew recently graduated, and poor dad was so dismayed at how far it had fallen in academic rigor.

So when I hear that this jackass's racist, anti-American sister TEACHES there, it makes me want to puke.

I'm reaching post-9/11 levels of "deport them all."

Posted by: red speck at August 17, 2026 04:59 PM (Ve/HL)

270 265 Not trying to be a wiseass here: I'm a Protestant that married a Catholic. It's always seemed to me based on my personal experience that the Catholics spend a lot less time reading/studying/talking about the Bible than what I was used to from the Protestants in my youth. But hey maybe that's just my wife's family? We go to Catholic Church but I really never hear of anyone talking about Bible study or anything like that and it was ubiquitous in the Protestant churches I grew up in.
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

I went to a Catholic elementary school for most of my time, so I went to Mass 6 days out of 7 during the school year.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)
**********
Wading in as a new Catholic former conservative Presbyterian all of my life...

I "used" to think this as well. It probably IS her family, as it was with my husband's, to add to this idea.

I am Biblically sound from my youth and continued devotionals.

Mass is the same readings worldwide each Sunday of the liturgical year. Biblical. I also read daily a devotional called Magnificat and it is much more daily reading than I used to do of the Bible/devotionals.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 05:22 PM (hzuYO)

271
All of these things are directly Biblical in nature, so we go into some depth about topics Protestants don't consider.

It is an old canard about Catholics never reading the Bible. We do, and many of us are somewhat fluent.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2026 04:46 PM (PVjNi)
*********
New Catholic since March. My husband was Catholic who converted to Presbyterian after we married. Full circle we are now both Catholic. He had it easier than me as I was required to take classes.

I love our traditional church, the Mass and we have a priest who educates based on the Bible each Sunday. The music is traditional with a few singers, piano and violin. I love it as music is part of worship for me.

I liked the church we joined here when we moved. Presbyterian PCA and conservative. Nice pastor. However, I can't stand praise music with drums and guitars. My personal choice is traditional.The super casual atmosphere of people getting up for coffee and wearing whatever put me off as well. I prayed about this distraction but it still happened.

We are all different but believe in the same God. I found home and love it!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 05:33 PM (hzuYO)

272 It's not racist to demand that people of different colors be judged by the same standard. The left is racist because they want to use different standards depending on race.

Posted by: Dave at August 17, 2026 05:39 PM (sbsMc)

273 I have had quite enough of the invasion.

I do not, and will never, speak with an Arabic accent no matter the circumstance, the name, or the elevated position of the fool demanding it.

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at August 17, 2026 05:48 PM (vj9mz)

Leftwing Obama Judge Who Has Repatedly Ignored the Supreme Court to Block the Deportation of Somalis Relents, Allows Deportations

She repeatedly refuses to respect the Supreme Court ruling -- ruling, not advisement -- that lowly district court judges cannot overrule the Administration's findings on immigration, except on legitimate constitutional grounds. (That is, the claim that an Administration order actually violates the Constitution.)

She just keeps saying "I don't care, I do what I want."

In one cute maneuver, the Administration appealed her lawless ruling to the Supreme Court, where she would definitely be checked and rebuked.

So she withdrew that ruling.

Then she quickly issued the same ruling, forcing Trump to go through the appeals process a second, redundant, dilatory (deliberately time-wasting) time.

A Massachusetts federal judge has once again blocked the Trump administration from ending temporary protected status (TPS) for Somalia, issuing a new administrative stay after plaintiffs rewrote their lawsuit around constitutional claims just days after a federal appeals court threw out similar stays terminating TPS for Ethiopia and South Sudan.

U.S. District Judge Allison Burroughs, appointed by former President Barack Obama, issued the administrative stay Friday after African Communities Together and other plaintiffs filed an amended complaint alleging the Trump administration violated the Fifth Amendment by terminating Somalia's TPS designation based on racial and national-origin discrimination.

The plaintiffs filed an amended complaint and emergency motion on Thursday in a renewed bid to keep Somalia's TPS protections alive after the Supreme Court's June ruling in Mullin v. Doe sharply limited lower courts' ability to block TPS terminations.

Burroughs' latest order has intensified growing criticism over whether district judges are using administrative stays to work around higher court rulings. It comes just days after the U.S. Court of Appeals for the First Circuit reversed similar administrative stays issued by U.S. District Judges Brian Murphy and Patti Saris, who had temporarily delayed the Trump administration's TPS terminations for Ethiopia and South Sudan.

The 1st Circuit based its rulings on the Supreme Court's Mullin decision, which ruled lower courts generally cannot block TPS terminations based on non-constitutional claims.

The latest order drew an immediate rebuke from DHS General Counsel James Percival, who accused Burroughs of continuing a pattern of judicial obstruction.

"Judge Allison Burroughs just entered yet another order preventing the termination of Somalia TPS. There is no serious debate about what is going on in these cases -- defiance, obstruction, and delay," Percival wrote on X.

Iowa Solicitor General Eric Wessan argued Burroughs' order improperly grants emergency relief despite what he described as legally deficient claims.

"I looked at the amended complaint in the Somalia TPS case," Wessan wrote on X. "The district judge has entered a novel 'administrative stay' to sort out the claims. She has declared the TPS termination 'void' for now, while deciding whether any of the claims can justify a more permanent pause."

Wessan argued that the order "turns the law upside down," writing that four of the lawsuit's five claims are foreclosed by the Supreme Court's decision in Mullin and describing the remaining claim as "frivolous."

"Even if this was a fresh lawsuit without the baggage, the claims cannot justify any relief -- much less meet the high bar for interim relief," Wessan wrote. "This is very bad. I hope that, with time to review, Judge Burroughs vacates her administrative stay to allow the correct status quo to continue."

Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal.

allisonburroughs.png

She attended the Jason Arday School of Law 'n Shit.

Maybe because she feared being impeached, maybe because she knew the Supreme Court was about to read her the riot act, but she's finally relented and will, very begrudgingly, follow the actual American law.

Though she complains as she does so and says the Muslims are really right, it's just the racist Supreme Court that's stopping her from granting Somalis permanent protected status in the US on no authority but her own.

Trump scores major immigration victory as judge clears way to end TPS protections for thousands of Somalis


The ruling could expose thousands to deportation after the Supreme Court limited judicial review of TPS decisions

By Michael Sinkewicz Fox News


President Donald Trump scored a major legal victory Friday after a federal judge cleared the way for his administration to terminate temporary legal protections for thousands of Somali nationals living in the United States.

U.S. District Judge Allison Burroughs in Boston lifted a stay that had prevented the Department of Homeland Security from terminating Somalia's Temporary Protected Status (TPS) designation, citing a June Supreme Court ruling that sharply limited judicial review of similar administration actions.

The decision allows the Trump administration to move forward with ending TPS for Somalia, potentially exposing affected migrants who lack another lawful basis to remain in the U.S. to deportation.

Burroughs, an appointee of former President Barack Obama, had previously blocked the termination from taking effect in a lawsuit brought by four Somali nationals and two advocacy groups, including African Communities Together.

...

The Supreme Court ruled in June in Mullin v. Doe that the TPS statute bars judicial review of certain non-constitutional decisions by the administration to terminate TPS designations. The court also found that the plaintiffs' equal protection challenge in that case was unlikely to succeed.

The ruling curtailed lower courts' ability to review Trump administration efforts to terminate TPS designations for nationals of multiple countries.

Plaintiffs challenging the termination of Somalia's designation argued that the administration's decision was motivated by bias against non-White immigrants, pointing to Trump's previous descriptions of Somalis as "garbage" and "low IQ people."

Following the Supreme Court's ruling, the plaintiffs filed an amended complaint raising new constitutional claims and sought emergency relief in another effort to prevent Somalia's TPS protections from ending.

Burroughs issued an administrative stay earlier this month after African Communities Together and other plaintiffs alleged that the administration violated the Fifth Amendment by terminating Somalia's TPS designation based on racial and national-origin discrimination.

In Friday's ruling, Burroughs said the plaintiffs had presented a compelling case but concluded that the Supreme Court's decision constrained her ability to continue blocking the administration's action.

Burroughs wrote that she was "bound ... to view things through the Mullin prism," referring to the Supreme Court case.

"Plaintiffs have made a convincing showing that they will suffer irreparable harm if the injunction is withheld ... and the balance of hardships and the public interest also favor Plaintiffs, given that the government has made no showing that maintaining TPS status for the duration of this litigation would impose an undue burden," she wrote.

...


Sources at U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services previously told Fox News Digital that 2,471 Somali nationals in the U.S. currently have TPS, while another 1,383 have pending TPS applications.

Jonathan Turley says Friday was a "great day" for Trump. It was a great day for all Americans, dude.


Unfortunately, most Somalis have been granted citizenship by now.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




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1 first ish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2026 02:31 PM (CWTWj)

2 The bitch rules with an iron fist!!!

BWA HAA HAA

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 02:31 PM (Sco7b)

3 Until she doesn't.
Wonder what they have on her.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 02:32 PM (Sco7b)

4 Judicial impeachments, even if these radical judges aren't removed, would help. Imagine the discovery that would be made public?

Posted by: Ann at August 17, 2026 02:32 PM (SHHm+)

5 these are the same people who trash trump for not obeying the supreme court

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2026 02:32 PM (CWTWj)

6 A drug trafficker who was pardoned by Joe Biden over fentanyl-trafficking charges has been arrested AGAIN for allegedly selling fentanyl.

Can I get an unexpectedly!!! ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critically Critical Critic . . . at August 17, 2026 02:34 PM (3ZUWJ)

7 The Trump administration needs to start ignoring these "rulings" when the Supreme Court has already ruled on the same issue.

Posted by: Ann at August 17, 2026 02:34 PM (SHHm+)

8 If she doesn't want to follow the law why is she a judge? Her personal opinions should not mean squat. Follow the law.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (UKrJG)

9 She looks like I thought she would.

I suggest we take the people she is so enamored with and we move them into her house and in a tent city in her yard.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

10 "alleging the Trump administration violated the Fifth Amendment by terminating Somalia's TPS designation based on racial and national-origin discrimination"

Ummm .. the entire TPS program is fucking based on nothing more than race and national origin.

That's the entire point of the program: People of Race X from Country Y get certain "temporary" status protections that are not available to Race Z in Country AA.

Discrimination on the basis of race and nation origin is the entire reason the program exists.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (2YhKe)

12 "I AM THE LAW!!!" was heard coming from her office......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (2YhKe)

13 I too, repatedly, ignore spellcheck ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (3cUTc)

14 Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal.

'Republicans' discuss a lot of stuff. Act on that? Not gonna happen.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (3Ope8)

15 Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal.

More blah blah blah.

These traitorous judges should have all been impeached months ago but...

The Senate cannot convict them because the Democrats don't disagree with them. The huge error that the Founding Fathers made was creating a system which requires that officeholders be mostly decent people trying to accurately apply the law and voters to not be semi-retarded gimmedats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:37 PM (ExV1e)

16 She doesn't need to be impeached.

She needs to be jailed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 02:38 PM (N1DT3)

17 Somali's go home, the Dems lose billions from their 'donating base.'

Win/Win

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:39 PM (2YhKe)

18 Delay Delay Delay ... yes, even though she "relented" (after long delays), IMPEACH her anyway.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2026 02:39 PM (vbXSk)

19
Yeah, "Impeachment" is like the Bat signal to Nothingwillhappenguy.

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2026 02:39 PM (Y8DZL)

20 Unfortunately, most Somalis have been granted citizenship by now.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

Which is why the next frontier in saving our country will be revoking the citizenship of as many of these frauds as we can.

(Not just Somalis, ALL the frauds who lied in their oath of citizenship.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 02:40 PM (N1DT3)

21 Plaintiffs challenging the termination of Somalia's designation argued that the administration's decision was motivated by bias against non-White immigrants, pointing to Trump's previous descriptions of Somalis as "garbage" and "low IQ people."


That's not how it works. You must PROVE they're NOT garbage and low IQ people.

You can't....because they are.

Go home. We don't want your kind 'round these parts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:41 PM (2YhKe)

22 But who will eat the dogs, who will eat the cats, who will sell the fentanyl?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2026 02:41 PM (vbXSk)

23 > Which is why the next frontier in saving our country will be revoking the citizenship of as many of these frauds as we can.

Wish in one hand, spit in the other ...

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 02:41 PM (mkw2N)

24 Walter Lee Muhammad
--------

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 02:41 PM (rJIHE)

25 Some mechanism must be employed to rein in these rancid bitches & assclowns in robes. Intolerable.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:42 PM (j7oMK)

26 lied in their oath of citizenship."

" I, state your name..."

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 02:43 PM (XuXeR)

27
She attended the Jason Arday School of Law 'n Shit.

I suddenly realized something.

Jason Arday was a professor in exactly the same way that some 300lb, bearded guy in a dress who claims he is a woman, is claimed by the Left to be a woman.

The Progtards love to force a false recognition upon you in the face of reality, whether it's a guy who's intellectually unqualified to be a professor or some insane guy sexually unqualified to be a woman.

The Leftards outrage and anger at Arday's suicide is the fact that reality still rules the day and not their little creepy desires and lies.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 02:43 PM (iJfKG)

28 Which is why the next frontier in saving our country will be revoking the citizenship of as many of these frauds as we can.

Wish in one hand, spit in the other ...
Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 02:41 PM (mkw2N)

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 02:43 PM (N1DT3)

29 White liberal women are the greatest threat to western civilization.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 02:43 PM (dKrJA)

30 Some mechanism must be employed to rein in these rancid bitches & assclowns in robes."

If not, then there's 1930s Spain...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 02:43 PM (XuXeR)

31 Judge Burroughs. Yup, she looks like she burrows

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 02:44 PM (rp63B)

32 >>Yeah, "Impeachment" is like the Bat signal to Nothingwillhappenguy.

Sure does seem to be a lot of shit happening despite nothing will happen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)

33 You won't be surprised that this hideous farm animal is basically the go-to judge in her district (Boston) for TDS cases. Like that Boasberg shitticket in DC.

She put a hold on President Donald Trump's travel ban in January 2017

She presided over that lawsuit filed by Harvard that sought to halt an ICE policy that required international students in the U.S. on F-1 visas to depart the country

She tossed lawsuits by GOP politicians claiming voter fraud

She issued a TRO blocking the Homeland Security's revocation of Harvard's use of the Student and Exchange Visitor Program, which facilitates enrollment of international students

Burroughs ruled that the Trump administration had acted unconstitutionally and failed to follow due process when it froze more than $2.6 billion in research funding awarded to Harvard.

Burroughs ruled that the Trump administration's termination of the CBP One app was unlawful and called for the reinstatement of parole for hundreds of thousands of migrants who applied through the app.

Somehow this soddish cow seems to "randomly" get all the TDS cases.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

34 7 The Trump administration needs to start ignoring these "rulings" when the Supreme Court has already ruled on the same issue.

Posted by: Ann at August 17, 2026 02:34 PM (SHHm+)

This always comes to mind when advocating for ignoring the Supremes ...

"Alice More: Arrest him! Sir Thomas More: Why, what has he done? Margaret More: He's bad! More: There is no law against that.
William Roper: There is! God's law! More: Then God can arrest him. Alice: While you talk, he's gone! More: And go he should, if he was the Devil himself, until he broke the law!

Roper: So, now you'd give the Devil benefit of law! More: Yes. What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil? Roper: I'd cut down every law in England to do that! More: Oh? (Advances on Roper) And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's, and if you cut them down—and you're just the man to do it—d'you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 17, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)

35 who will eat the dogs, who will eat the cats, who will sell the fentanyl?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2026 02:41 PM (vbXSk)

Who will run the Learing Centers?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 02:45 PM (dKrJA)

36 We should totally give Democrats a majority in the House and senate. They will fix the broken economy and solve the immigration problem overnight. It’s the answer to all of our problems.

Posted by: Independents and other Poll Respondents at August 17, 2026 02:46 PM (QtEBE)

37 It seems to happen every day. This time in Oklahoma.

Repeat offender with 7 prior convictions arrested 3 times in 12 days over alleged attacks on women.



Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:47 PM (KC5Lt)

38 Unfortunately, most Somalis have been granted citizenship by now.

That can be fixed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2026 02:47 PM (aD4fx)

39 I would't let this OCD woman baby sit my cat. What was on the other end of those rusty thumbs?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 02:48 PM (tvdD1)

40 Somehow this soddish cow seems to "randomly" get all the TDS cases.

Just like how all the big gay rights cases in the 9th Circuit were "randomly" assigned to homosexual judges.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2026 02:48 PM (aD4fx)

41 Bill Maher did a bit on his show where he said Muslims need to follow western traditions when they come here.

And how will he help make that happen? By voting Democrat of course!!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 02:48 PM (dKrJA)

42 > The Progtards love to force a false recognition upon you in the face of reality


2+2=5 (1984)

Same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:49 PM (IG3/x)

43 The problem here is that the judiciary only has one check - impeachment, and the modern Dems will never, ever impeach a leftwing judge.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

44 "Unfortunately, most Somalis have been granted citizenship by now."

Have they? Obviously all their demon spawn born here are citizens, but the foreign-born hordes of scabs? I'm not so sure.

These are lazy, feral motherfuckers who almost never do what they are supposed to do. They're criminals and scumbags and layabout parasites. I suspect the foreign scabs never bothered to get citizenship.

Fire up the trebuchets, please.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

45 >> Somehow this soddish cow seems to "randomly" get all the TDS cases.

She’s the number two to the district court judge, Murphy.

Posted by: Independents and other Poll Respondents at August 17, 2026 02:49 PM (QtEBE)

46 I'm willing to reconsider the number of lights if it will help Get Trump!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard, who is French after all at August 17, 2026 02:50 PM (Ucgf4)

47 What are the politics of actual immigrants and their kids versus all these "refugees"?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

48 That picture looks like another candidate for the white nationalist guy's "fat ugly hog" description. That's probably mean to pigs though, they make bacon.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG)

49 My sister in law is an Obama judge in DC. I shit talk her every chance I get.

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 02:51 PM (enNUy)

50
who will eat the dogs, who will eat the cats,


Speaking of eating dogs...

Korea has decided to outlaw the eating of dogs.

Korean restaurants serving dog are already closing or changing their menus.

Summer is dog-eating season for some reason so the older Koreans are flocking to the dog restaurants because the law kicks in after summer is over.

Eat your Poodle Parmesan while you still can, people!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 02:51 PM (iJfKG)

51 We did impeach Mayorkas so it's not out of the question that this judge can be impeached. Now convicted? Probably not.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:51 PM (KC5Lt)

52 What idiot looks around and says, “you know what, things will get better with Democrats in charge”.

I guess there are a bunch of people who slept through Covid and the years of hammering the economy has taken by Democrats profligate spending, fraud and tax increases.

But yeah, let’s put them in charge so they can roll back the tax cuts. That’ll do it.

Posted by: Independents and other Poll Respondents at August 17, 2026 02:51 PM (QtEBE)

53 Great day in the morning! Great day in the afternoon!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 02:52 PM (Cqx++)

54 The problem here is that the judiciary only has one check - impeachment, and the modern Dems will never, ever impeach a leftwing judge.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

Except for the Supreme Court, which is Constitutionally mandated, this is incorrect statement. What was ceated by the legislature can be uncreated by the legislature.

Plus you only need majority votes when you use funding as the reason why you are eliminating a specific court.

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 02:52 PM (zBgIx)

55 Somalians have been coming here since the 90s. All the ones going back that fare and even I to the 3010s are most likely all citizens. decades m There are multi generation US born citizens too. This is good that at least some of them will be sent back. But it’s not like all of a sudden Minneapolis will turn American with this ruling.

We’re 30 years too late.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 02:52 PM (dKrJA)

56 Why are Somali/Haiti shitty hellscapes?

They are full of Somalians/Haitians.

So then what happens when we bring them here?

I've seen occasional argument that all these young men are "refugees" from...what? And more to the point, if that's the case, give them guns, put them on a transport and drop them off back home to fix things.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

57 They should run that mother f’r Mayorkas over with a semi and then light him in on fire.

Posted by: Independents and other Poll Respondents at August 17, 2026 02:53 PM (QtEBE)

58
What idiot looks around and says, “you know what, things will get better with Democrats in charge”.

Cheaper burritos and Medicare for all.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 02:53 PM (Cqx++)

59 2010s

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 02:53 PM (dKrJA)

60 Somalia sucks because Somalians live there. Same for Haiti.

Hey don’t like your country? Go fix it. Don’t bring your trash here. GtFO

Posted by: Independents and other Poll Respondents at August 17, 2026 02:54 PM (QtEBE)

61 >>My sister in law is an Obama judge in DC. I shit talk her every chance I get.

If you ever need a day off, give her my number.

Happy to come out of the bullpen.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:55 PM (viF8m)

62 Great. Almost none of this matters except symbolically since these rodents have dropped thousands of anchor babies over the last few decades, and John Roberts sez those spawn are just as American as the descendants of the Mayflower pilgrims.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 02:55 PM (oqH4h)

63 >>Cheaper burritos and Medicare for all.


And don’t forget, no ICE, no filibuster and stack ScoTUS. Things will be so much better.

Posted by: Independents and other Poll Respondents at August 17, 2026 02:55 PM (QtEBE)

64 You can revoke naturalized citizenship for specific reasons.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:55 PM (KC5Lt)

65 What are the politics of actual immigrants and their kids versus all these "refugees"?
Posted by: 18-1

If immigrants were anywhere near Republican majority every Democrat would be building a 300 ft tall wall on the border and ending all international flights into the US.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 02:55 PM (dKrJA)

66 Of Course I stopped Trump. Everyone loves imported Muslin.

Deported?

Muslims?

Oh wait, never mind.

Posted by: Judge Emily Latella at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (jvkDG)

67 It sucks that this is effectively “the supreme court decided to ignore the obvious racism so we have to as well.”

History will judge this as one of the US’s gravest sins. 50 years from now, students will hang their heads in shame when they here about removal of TPS status.

A trail of tears of our times in a lot of ways

Exactly, rounding them up with ankle bracelets, removing them from where they’ve made their homes. People are also dying in ICE detention. And both on broken promises by the US govt

What an incredibly sad day for America. The land of opportunity, but only if you’re white. The line that stretches from today to the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 has not been this bold in a long time. Shame.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (orDeD)

68
Leftwing Obama Judge Who Has Repatedly Ignored the Supreme Court to Block the Deportation of Somalis Relents, Allows Deportations

_________

Damn white of her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (O0L8i)

69 64 You can revoke naturalized citizenship for specific reasons.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:55 PM (KC5Lt)

Too bad we can't do the same for native-born citizenship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (IG3/x)

70 What idiot looks around and says, “you know what, things will get better with Democrats in charge”.

There is a non-trivial group of LIVs whose voting strategy is simply:

Have my finances gotten better in the last 2 years? Yes = vote for party they think controls the government, no = vote for the other party

And I remember for example in 2008 seeing exit interviews with this class of people arguing they voted for Dems in congress because "we needed a change"...note the Dems won congress in 2006.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (sKqQm)

71 Exactly, rounding them up with ankle bracelets, removing them from where they’ve made their homes. People are also dying in ICE detention. And both on broken promises by the US govt

Dying in ICE detention ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 02:57 PM (6ud1w)

72 Your ,,,On her,

May I enter this evidence that clearly shows Somalia is a backward filth ridden shithole inhabited by garbage people who are not just anti American or anti Western, but are in totality anti Civilization. They are retarded and gay lightbulb-headed bucktoothed sub-simians.

Posted by: DOJ counter-commie lawyer, Esquire at August 17, 2026 02:57 PM (47/pr)

73 H.Res.1472 - Impeaching Allison Dale Burroughs, a judge of the United States District Court for the District of Massachusetts, for high crimes and misdemeanors.
119th Congress (2025-2026)

Sponsor: Rep. Ogles, Andrew [R-TN-5] (Introduced 08/03/2026)
Committees: House - Judiciary
Latest Action: House -
08/03/2026 Referred to the House Committee on the Judiciary.
08/03/2026 Submitted in House
Tracker: This bill has the status Introduced.
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The resolution is pending in the House of Representatives with no path or expectation of a conviction vote in the Senate, and Judge Burroughs recently lifted her administrative stay on the Somalia TPS matter.

Craziness. Officially renaming post offices is about the only thing that ever gets accomplished start to finish.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 02:57 PM (NFX2v)

74 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (orDeD)

Good heavens do they live in an alternate reality.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

75 If Somalians are so awesome, why are they fleeing Somalia?

It should be a thriving metropolis of awesomeness and wealth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:58 PM (2YhKe)

76 What an incredibly sad day for America. The land of opportunity, but only if you’re white. The line that stretches from today to the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 has not been this bold in a long time. Shame.

The left: It is pure racism, and nothing more then racism, to call Haiti or Somali a shithole country

Also the left: If you send Haitians and Somalians because to their shithole countries they will literally die because those places are so shitty.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)

77 Too bad we can't do the same for native-born citizenship.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (IG3/x

Maybe we can create a trade system. Contrary to the Left's claim, the Right would trade their ass for a qualified immigrant in a heartbeat.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:59 PM (KC5Lt)

78
What idiot looks around and says, “you know what, things will get better with Democrats in charge”.

_______

Democratic idiots. The NGO and non-profit smoosh will flow again. No-work jobs resume. Government money blowing around with no accounting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 02:59 PM (O0L8i)

79 I did do a search about her on Google AI. I tried to paste it here but it was a mess.

Basically, the biggest dirt on her is judicial activism if you can imagine that.

Not much of a career if AI can sum you up your judicial career in about 3 paragraphs. Obama's time at Harvard and the composite of his many girlfriends could generate more content.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 02:59 PM (Sco7b)

80 Obviously Alison Burroughs sees herself as that indispensable Whitewashingp Savior that the poor, brown Third Worlders didn’t know they need but can’t live without.

Posted by: RebeccaH at August 17, 2026 02:59 PM (VFung)

81 >>History will judge this as one of the US’s gravest sins. 50 years from now, students will hang their heads in shame when they here about removal of TPS status.

On the one hand, leftists tell me all cultures are the same.

On the other hand, leftists tell me it would a sin to revoke TEMPORARY, that's what "T" stands for, status and send 3rd worlders home.

On yet another hand, leftists tell me that Trump is racist for calling 3rd world shit holes, shit holes.

I'm gonna need more hands.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:00 PM (viF8m)

82 ...Judge Who Has Repatedly Ignored the Supreme Court
====

Someone has to explain this part to me.

Because she's in jail for contempt of court, right?

Right??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 03:00 PM (JvZF+)

83 Send them to Haiti. I hear it's beautiful this time of year.

Conan O'Brien says so.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:01 PM (2YhKe)

84 Willowed:
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America's most prestigious concierge law enforcement!!

Offering our new ala carte Law!!

Posted by: The FIB at August 17, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

85 Unless the SCOTUS wants this lawless conduct to repeat, if it is possible to do under Federal court rules, it should order all immigration cases related to the administration order to be tried under one court, and even one judge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 03:01 PM (lh7pS)

86 The internet says legal immigrants voted:

2024: D51, R47
2020: D59, R38

Which is an interesting disparity...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

87 Good heavens do they live in an alternate reality.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
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One should always read Reddit posts with the assumption that the poster is either a paid shill or some neckbeard that doesn't live in the US, because that's the statistical makeup of Reddit posters.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 03:02 PM (oqH4h)

88
"Temporary status" is like "temporary tax"
The Guest Who Came To Dinner.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 03:02 PM (O0L8i)

89 Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal.

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Don't. Make. Me. Laugh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 03:02 PM (JvZF+)

90 Too bad we can't boot crooked loudmouth Ilhan Omar back to Somali.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:03 PM (6jy2V)

91 Too bad we can't do the same for native-born citizenship.

If you push on culture issues some percent of leftists will leave of their own accord.

Just get them to renounce citizenship in "Trump's America" before they go so they can't come back

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

92 Someone has to explain this part to me.

Because she's in jail for contempt of court, right?

Right??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 03:00 PM (JvZF+)
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DoJ would have to bring a prosecution for that.

Right now, Trump's DoJ has to dot all their i-s and cross all their t-s, and not get a TDS judge on top of that, to get any case to court.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

93 I've noticed a recent trend of trying to whitewash white women. Don't listen. White women are our worst problem. You think it's violent blacks, or Aztec invaders, or Muslim mayors, or Chinese spies?

Who do you think made it all possible?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 03:03 PM (BI5O2)

94 I've noticed a recent trend of trying to whitewash white women. Don't listen. White women are our worst problem. You think it's violent blacks, or Aztec invaders, or Muslim mayors, or Chinese spies?

I saw a meme to the effect of:

For years feminists told us the primary problem in the western world was patriarchy

Then as soon as they took power they imported millions of men from the most patriarchal countries on earth.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

95 bingo, SFp !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (VyBeY)

96 You gotta axe yousef, why are leftists fighting so hard to keep this 3rd world trash in the US?

It ain't cause they are big hearted, generous people. They demonstrably are not. They do not give a wet fart about American citizens who are hurting.

Seems like a simple thing to do. Just axe 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (viF8m)

97 Why do all these left wing democrat "judges" all make my dick go soft and flaccid?

That judge burroughs has the face of a pig.

Posted by: Old Fart On Viagra at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (pq3aS)

98 Julia Child has a sister - who knew??

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar8)

99 She just keeps saying "I don't care, I do what I want."
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That's an opening for the Trump administration, really.

"Oh, you 'do what you want'? We'll do the same, since the SCOTUS already told you what jurisdiction you have over all of America!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (Fi81e)

100
I've noticed a recent trend of trying to whitewash white women. Don't listen. White women are our worst problem. You think it's violent blacks, or Aztec invaders, or Muslim mayors, or Chinese spies?

__________

There is a clear inverse relationship between this nation's problems and the number of sammiches made and beers brought.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 03:06 PM (O0L8i)

101 This is a Muslim clothing store in Mall of America:

https://tinyurl.com/3y6m5wje

Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 03:06 PM (kX27y)

102 One should always read Reddit posts with the assumption that the poster is either a paid shill or some neckbeard that doesn't live in the US, because that's the statistical makeup of Reddit posters.
Posted by: ballistic

Don't forget about us! 🤖

Posted by: Bots (run by enemies of the US, both foreign and domestic) at August 17, 2026 03:06 PM (orDeD)

103 Too bad we can't boot crooked loudmouth Ilhan Omar back to Somali.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:03 PM (6jy2V)
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We could. She undoubtedly lied on her immigration papers and committed immigration fraud. That's grounds for revoking and catapulting.

It's only a matter of having the big brass cojones to do it. We ... don't.

She's also a garden-variety fraudster and money launderer. We could put her in jail for that. If we had the balls. We don't.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

104
Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal.

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Don't. Make. Me. Laugh.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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It's in the discussion stage!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:07 PM (XJ22o)

105 That judge burroughs has the face of a pig.
Posted by: Old Fart On Viagra at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (pq3aS)
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If I had a dog with a face like that, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 03:07 PM (oqH4h)

106 NYC is no longer an American city. Los Angeles is barely hanging on. Large parts of Seattle and Dallas are unrecognizable as American. Northern New Jersey blight as well be called Jerseystan.

The cancer is spreading. I really don’t know what the answer is. There may not be one. We truly and goodly fucked ourselves over the past 30 years of open borders. Started with Clinton, GWB happily went along as did Obama. And Biden put the final nail in the coffin letting in 15M in 4 years.the official figure is 16% of the population is foreign born. Which means the real number is 25% at least. Countries don’t survive when 1/4 of its residents actively hate the country.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:07 PM (dKrJA)

107 are we gonna talk about ocasio goofball and her privacy concerns?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2026 03:07 PM (CWTWj)

108 Dope dealing Muslim - bet he eats pulled pork BBQ.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:07 PM (Gqar8)

109 Speaking of eating dogs...

Korea has decided to outlaw the eating of dogs.

Korean restaurants serving dog are already closing or changing their menus.

Summer is dog-eating season for some reason so the older Koreans are flocking to the dog restaurants because the law kicks in after summer is over.

Eat your Poodle Parmesan while you still can, people!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 02:51 PM (iJfKG)

Look, I understand there's tradition and they sees pets vs. food as separate things (like some people have pet pigs).

BUT: Eating mammalian carnivores generally isn't tasty. You're not poor anymore. Stop eating dogs and cats.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:07 PM (N1DT3)

110 Cognitive Dissonance ain't just a State Park in New Hampshire.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:07 PM (KC5Lt)

111 No one us above the law.

Narrator: Except dipsht federal district court judges.

Who among them hasn't bribed their way into office?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 03:08 PM (JvZF+)

112 >>DoJ would have to bring a prosecution for that.

Axshulee, it would need to come from a higher court. In this case, a Supreme one.

And that is about as likely as pigs flying.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:08 PM (viF8m)

113 Leftists don't necessarily believe in objective facts.

It isn't that "all cultures are the same", this is sometimes used as a kind of shorthand for their philosophy.

What they claim actually, is that no culture or cultural practices are any better than any other. Who can say?

Of course this is complete pseudo-intellectual twaddle, but it is part of the conditioning process they subject people to in the schools and higher academe. Nobody sane actually believes this.

"Some ideas are so stupid, only an intellectual could believe them" George Orwell.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 03:08 PM (j7oMK)

114 She's also a garden-variety fraudster and money launderer. We could put her in jail for that. If we had the balls. We don't.
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Question: Is the country's problem a dearth of beer and sandwich delivery or the dwindling supply of balls?

Posted by: Hold on I've lost the plot at August 17, 2026 03:08 PM (jvkDG)

115 97 Why do all these left wing democrat "judges" all make my dick go soft and flaccid?

That judge burroughs has the face of a pig.
Posted by: Old Fart On Viagra

Hey now, Judge Hannah "Back Door" Dugen out of Milwaukee was FIIIINE...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 17, 2026 03:09 PM (orDeD)

116 Unbelievable - MPR of all people is reporting that a Liberian in Liberia is running group homes in MN:

https://tinyurl.com/3hxj2v6e

Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 03:09 PM (kX27y)

117 Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal.
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Nobody's getting 67% to reverse a political foothold.

Nobody.

Judges should be impeachable at 50%, to make it like an act of Congress. Except, perhaps SCOTUS justices. A "separate and equal branch".

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:09 PM (Fi81e)

118 How are we going to fix the judge problem?

The long march through the institutions has been a huge success and I don't see a way out of our mess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2026 03:09 PM (Lvnes)

119
NYC is no longer an American city.

__________

I have always felt I was in a foreign country when I visited NYC. Even crossing into New Jersey - Jersey! - felt like returning to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 03:10 PM (O0L8i)

120 When I taught English in South Korea, one of the educational papers had an article on dog stew. The kids told me it was great.


98 Julia Child has a sister - who knew??
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar

I wonder if she could make me a sandwich.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 03:10 PM (Sco7b)

121 I saw an argument that dogs/wolves were deified in early Japan because they ate the animals that ate crops humans would plant - rabbits, gophers, etc

I wonder why Korea ended up with such a different take on canines...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

122 What they claim actually, is that no culture or cultural practices are any better than any other. Who can say?

Of course this is complete pseudo-intellectual twaddle, but it is part of the conditioning process they subject people to in the schools and higher academe. Nobody sane actually believes this.

"Some ideas are so stupid, only an intellectual could believe them" George Orwell.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 03:08 PM (j7oMK)
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It is progressive form of nihilism. It is the nihilism behind most progress made on the hedonistic front.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:11 PM (Fi81e)

123 The law schools are turning out activist lawyers by the thousands. Biden and Obama jammed a bunch onto the bench so we're going to have to suffer from this crap for a long time. Thune has been getting judges approved but not fast enough.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 03:11 PM (rp63B)

124 I wonder why Korea ended up with such a different take on canines...
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Korean barbeque

Posted by: Its not like i am an expert or anything at August 17, 2026 03:12 PM (jvkDG)

125 She attended the Jason Arday School of Law 'n Shit.
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She majored in Shit.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:12 PM (Fi81e)

126 Democrat senators either boycotted or protected Fauci despite mountains of evidence he is criminally corrupt.

Anyone who believes a single Democrat senator will vote to remove a lawless Democrat judge for being a lawless Democrat judge is smoking way better stuff than I ever had.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)

127 All I want to know is where I can pick up some lettuce that hasn't been shit upon by diseased foreigners. The global economy, it's coming at you.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 03:13 PM (tvdD1)

128 Why do all these left wing democrat "judges" all make my dick go soft and flaccid?


There is a big debate in academic circles are conservatives better looking because they believe in semi-objective traditional beauty standards, or do people become conservative because they meet those semi-objective traditional beauty standards

I kid you not.

Yes the left has Hollywood but if you pick 10 normal people off the street the better looking ones probably voted for Trump, and the DIAD or spherical woman almost certainly voted for Harris...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

129 20% of Charlotte residents are foreign born. That's the on the books number. So the south is falling as well.

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 03:13 PM (enNUy)

130 These always intended to be permanent Temporary Protected Status orders were misnamed. They should have been named Permanent Colonization Orders.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at August 17, 2026 03:13 PM (JUTN6)

131 What a hideous looking womman!

She makes me feel fantastic this morning. Prior to seeing her I felt a bit haggard. Her shirt is the color of traffic cones.Pity the Scots Army from the World Cup is not here to mount her on a flagpole.

Is she the hag judge that escorted a barbarian out of court? Probably hoping to mate with him in the bargain.

There is something about Monday's that I am not fond of. Can't figure it out, but it's true. I guess ingrained since childhood, 0500 wake ups for nursing school, etc. Same with getting up in the dark to catch a school bus.

There is still a twee little plastic fake antique clock in my childhood bedroom. French provencial with fleurs to match the decor. The music box alarm played, "Oh What a Beautiful Morning," and I despise that song. Surprised I did not throw it across the room one beautiful morning.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 03:13 PM (hzuYO)

132 Unfortunately, most Somalis have been granted citizenship by now.

All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

* screech *

Posted by: Big Penguin at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

133 121 I saw an argument that dogs/wolves were deified in early Japan because they ate the animals that ate crops humans would plant - rabbits, gophers, etc

I wonder why Korea ended up with such a different take on canines...
Posted by: 18-1

What about eliminating human parasites?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (orDeD)

134 121 I saw an argument that dogs/wolves were deified in early Japan because they ate the animals that ate crops humans would plant - rabbits, gophers, etc

I wonder why Korea ended up with such a different take on canines...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

I imagine that was the only food for a while.

The South Koreans are also REALLY big on celebrating a child's first birthday since that wasn't always reached.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (Sco7b)

135 Julia Child has a sister - who knew??
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM (Gqar

I think Julia Child was more amusing and more talented that this Judge is

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (r8sd+)

136 Jews, historically, and Muslims, currently, consider dogs unclean. They don’t eat them. Many Asians will eat - anything, really.Be interesting to trace the origins of food taboos.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (Gqar8)

137 On day 1 Trump should have said any court ruling below scotus is going to ignored. Period.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (dKrJA)

138 All I want to know is where I can pick up some lettuce that hasn't been shit upon by diseased foreigners. The global economy, it's coming at you.

It will be interesting to see if as Trump's deportations really get going the amount of these agricultural failures decrease.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

139 Intertubes say in some remote villages in Switzerland they eat dog.

But it's widespread in Asia and Africa.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM (KC5Lt)

140 103 Too bad we can't boot crooked loudmouth Ilhan Omar back to Somali.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:03 PM (6jy2V)
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We could. She undoubtedly lied on her immigration papers and committed immigration fraud. That's grounds for revoking and catapulting.

It's only a matter of having the big brass cojones to do it. We ... don't.

She's also a garden-variety fraudster and money launderer. We could put her in jail for that. If we had the balls. We don't.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

My guess, she is being protected by the intel community as an asset. Lot of shit happened in Somalia a couple of decades ago and Omar's daddy was right in the middle of it. Pirates, civil war, key area for world logistics, and Somalia is right in there for all of it. Also a watching post on Yemen and the Al Queda cells embedded in there back in the Bammy Admin.

GHWB and Clinton were the ones that allowed Somalians to leave in bulk to Minnesota and Maine and they did so for a reason. To turn the states from purple to blue.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:15 PM (E4rtv)

141 Korea has decided to outlaw the eating of dogs.

No more wok'ing the dog.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 03:15 PM (OkYzo)

142 Trump is revealing all this. It's almost death from a thousand cuts. Constantly, from every direction.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 03:15 PM (uipH1)

143 Beyotchhhh!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 03:15 PM (2WIwB)

144 20% of Charlotte residents are foreign born. That's the on the books number. So the south is falling as well.
Posted by: nckate

Is that is the govt number it’s really 30%. Remember according to the govt there are 11M illegals in the country, same number we had 40 years ago,

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:16 PM (dKrJA)

145
Yes the left has Hollywood but if you pick 10 normal people off the street the better looking ones probably voted for Trump, and the DIAD or spherical woman almost certainly voted for Harris...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
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Happiness is a factor as well vs scowling and hating.

I do admit to disliking Dims and liberals but I don't dwell on it, cut my hair and dye it blue over politics.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 03:16 PM (hzuYO)

146 The Chinese. They eat everything but the Bark.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:16 PM (Gqar8)

147 If Jefferson Davis and crew knew in 1861 what we know now, they would’ve never seceded; instead they would’ve adopted a bunch of judges and probably been more successful utilizing this judicial obstruction Boasberg strategy… instead of Gettysburg in our history textbooks we’d have a bunch of dry, dueling judicial rulings…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 03:16 PM (sXOHS)

148
>>African Communities Together filed an amended complaint alleging the Trump administration violated the Fifth Amendment ...

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... and the minute they got their way, they started hacking each other to death with machetes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:17 PM (XJ22o)

149 Why do all these left wing democrat "judges" all make my dick go soft and flaccid?
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The thought of how it affects my crotch is nowhere remotely on my mind when I view that picture.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:17 PM (Fi81e)

150 123 The law schools are turning out activist lawyers by the thousands. Biden and Obama jammed a bunch onto the bench so we're going to have to suffer from this crap for a long time. Thune has been getting judges approved but not fast enough.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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The stupid blue slip policy by Grassley that allows Dem Senators to veto any Trump appointments in those states and no recess is how the Senate is trying to prevent globo homo and fraud from being turned back and that includes the worthless Senate GOP leadership.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:18 PM (E4rtv)

151 LifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQ
Chelsea Clinton Claims Aborting 60 Million Babies Since Roe “Added $3.5 Trillion to Our Economy”

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Wow! That's, like, $58 a head!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 03:18 PM (ndZc7)

152 >>On day 1 Trump should have said any court ruling below scotus is going to ignored. Period.

And on day 2 he would have been impeached for being the lawless dictator the left say he is.

This way is better. He gets the W and the entire country gets to see how lawless our judicial branch has become. Over and over.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:18 PM (viF8m)

153 The Somalians were smart enough to rip off our government of millions of dollars. Which says a lot about our government.

Posted by: Case at August 17, 2026 03:18 PM (UKrJG)

154
... and the minute they got their way, they started hacking each other to death with machetes.
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Its a national sport, like soccer.

Posted by: Its not like i am an expert or anything at August 17, 2026 03:18 PM (jvkDG)

155 139 Intertubes say in some remote villages in Switzerland they eat dog.

But it's widespread in Asia and Africa.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:14 PM

My father had a Queensland Heeler when I was really young and he told me the Australian people ate dogs hind legs as a delicacy. He may have been kidding but I believed him at the time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2026 03:19 PM (Lvnes)

156 I'm gonna need more hands.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:00 PM


But on the other hand...

Posted by: Tevye at August 17, 2026 03:19 PM (bFu5X)

157 93. Who do you think made it all possible?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Barack Obama? First as President, then indirectly? (Through groups/organizations such as the Indivisible Movement, League of Women Voters, Demos Org, teachers' unions, etc.).

AWFLs have adored him.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 03:19 PM (NFX2v)

158 And I would kill law schools and return to the old bachelor of law degree as an undergrad major. It should not be considered a graduate degree anymore.

Ramp up the bar exam to weed out the nincompoops like engineering licensing exams and it will eliminate the huge student loan debt required to become a lawyer.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

159
My guess, she is being protected by the intel community as an asset. Lot of shit happened in Somalia a couple of decades ago and Omar's daddy was right in the middle of it. Pirates, civil war, key area for world logistics, and Somalia is right in there for all of it. Also a watching post on Yemen and the Al Queda cells embedded in there back in the Bammy Admin.

Posted by: whig

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I got lost. How is she an asset? Do you mean she's actually giving intel to the CIA that's useful for America?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:20 PM (XJ22o)

160 @150 whig, the blue slip policy is the uniparty at work. The Dems and GOPe always say a president should get who he wants to appoint , but judges are "different".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 03:20 PM (rp63B)

161 The thought of how it affects my crotch is nowhere remotely on my mind when I view that picture.
Posted by: Axeman
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Not an Admiral Ackbar link fan I take it.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:21 PM (E4rtv)

162



What is this.....

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
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21h
Meta has a new message warning you to “be careful”when you search for mass migration related news like Ceuta on Instagram, which includes a “get migration info” button that offers “help with moving to a new country.” That then takes potential migrants to a UN website with links to info for asylum seekers, as well as a UN app that brands itself as “empowering migrants”.

Haven’t seen this before.

Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y)

163 Chelsea Clinton Claims Aborting 60 Million Babies Since Roe “Added $3.5 Trillion to Our Economy”
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The Holocaust is going to need an asterisk next to it's death toll.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:21 PM (Fi81e)

164 I don't know how much more of this judicial tyranny we can take. And what do you do about it anyway? Trump's patience seems infinite. But at some point, it's not patience anymore, but something else, and not a virtue.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 03:21 PM (F8UH0)

165 Speaking of soccer, it’s hilarious how for 6 weeks it’s all anyone talked about. Then the World Cup ended and everyone’s back to giving zero fucks about it. Every 4 years soccer is poised to be the next big thing in America until it isn’t.

Hope springs eternal lol.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:21 PM (dKrJA)

166 LifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQ
Chelsea Clinton Claims Aborting 60 Million Babies Since Roe “Added $3.5 Trillion to Our Economy”

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Wow! That's, like, $58 a head!
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That is wildly on brand for a Clinton, telling us, at this point, what a difference it made! Lying Creep.

Just when you think you can't hate this shockingly low life family anymore, they outcompete the mfukin Biden family, and go for the win.

Posted by: Its not like i am an expert or anything at August 17, 2026 03:21 PM (jvkDG)

167 Talarico has the most punchable face but it would be like hitting a woman. If I see his Paw Paw commercial one more time i may punch my TV.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)

168 Wow! That's, like, $58 a head!
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Just for head!

Posted by: Ex-president Bill J. Clinton at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)

169 I randomly tried doing some pullups this Saturday. I've been doing lat pulldowns and rows and things like that, but not actual pullups.

From a dead hang, to chin above the bar, with no kips or other lower body assistance, I managed four full range of motion pullups. I weigh about 235lbs. I'm pretty excited about that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (mkw2N)

170 Chelsea Clinton Claims Aborting 60 Million Babies Since Roe “Added $3.5 Trillion to Our Economy”

On the other hand, math is raciss so it's not clear what her point is.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (Nc3Rc)

171 In fairness if abortion wasn't legal Chelsea would likely be splitting her inheritance with a bunch of half-siblings.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

172 151 LifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQ
Chelsea Clinton Claims Aborting 60 Million Babies Since Roe “Added $3.5 Trillion to Our Economy”

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Wow! That's, like, $58 a head!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 03:18 PM (ndZc7)
******
I thought of something very wicked to comment but will refrain and be good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (hzuYO)

173 >>>Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal.

Not on our watch.
--Collins, Thune, McConnell, Murkowski, et al.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (syz1S)

174 Grudging respect for Chelsea Clinton. Her commitment to being hideous inside and out is total and unwavering.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (wGerL)

175 And I would kill law schools and return to the old bachelor of law degree as an undergrad major. It should not be considered a graduate degree anymore.

Ramp up the bar exam to weed out the nincompoops like engineering licensing exams and it will eliminate the huge student loan debt required to become a lawyer.
Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

My son might be rare. He graduated from law school with zero debt (because he won a full scholarship). Unfortunately, zero debt but some of the indoctrination worked on him to some degree… he was saturated in leftism throughout; and this was a very red state… state university law school. But it doesn’t matter how red the state, the lefties run all those places

He did pass the bar first try

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 03:24 PM (sXOHS)

176 167 Talarico has the most punchable face but it would be like hitting a woman. If I see his Paw Paw commercial one more time i may punch my TV.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)

Declare yourself a woman for the day and fire away. Problem solved.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2026 03:24 PM (Lvnes)

177 So aborting millions leads to trillions in economic activity.

But deporting a few thousands will lead to an economic collapse?

Interesting.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:24 PM (dKrJA)

178

Wouldn't be surprised if true -


Nathan Hansen
@nathanmhansen
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2h
Reliable sources say that Somali assisted living facilities are still being opened weekly in Minnesota.

Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 03:24 PM (kX27y)

179 Do aborted babies save us the cradle to the grave welfare costs? What's CC's point?

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 03:24 PM (enNUy)

180 Chelsea Clinton Claims Aborting 60 Million Babies Since Roe “Added $3.5 Trillion to Our Economy”

On the other hand, math is raciss so it's not clear what her point is.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 03:23 PM (Nc3Rc)
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In this case, it pretty much is racist.

A lot more than 13% of that is black, I'll bet anything.

Posted by: Ex-president Bill J. Clinton at August 17, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)

181 160 @150 whig, the blue slip policy is the uniparty at work. The Dems and GOPe always say a president should get who he wants to appoint , but judges are "different".
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Yeah, I know. Co-authored a law review article on appointments back in the day. It is a corruption of the old senatorial courtesy norm that became a rule when the Southern Democrats wanted to refuse to integrate their states. So they demanded and got a veto on judges in their own home states because if the integration lawsuits were dismissed in district court, much harder to get appeals through to Scotus. And at that time, the 11th circuit did not exist so the 5th Circuit incorporated those states as well, Georgia, Florida, and Alabama. The 4th Circuit was also stacked with anti integrationist Democrat judges.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)

182 I saw an argument that dogs/wolves were deified in early Japan because they ate the animals that ate crops humans would plant - rabbits, gophers, etc

I wonder why Korea ended up with such a different take on canines...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

And dogs are hated in Islam because dogs are used to prevent thievery.

Their demonic prophetic was a thief to start out (he graduated to murderer, rapist, and tyrant), so he particularly hated dogs.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (N1DT3)

183 "...the government has made no showing that maintaining TPS status for the duration of this litigation would impose an undue burden"

So because there is allegedly no additional cost to letting them stay, presto-chango a "temporary" program magically becomes permanent.

Ingest a satchel of richards you absolute tool.

Posted by: Kzintis at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (9uL7w)

184 The Chinese. They eat everything but the Bark.
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:16 PM (Gqar

No one cooks puppies like mamason cooks puppies. Mm-mmm!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (g8Ew8)

185 >>Barack Obama? First as President, then indirectly? (Through groups/organizations such as the Indivisible Movement, League of Women Voters, Demos Org, teachers' unions, etc.).

George Soros anointed Barry over the pants suit.

As we speak, Neville Singham is being investigated by the SDNY for laundering millions of his money and likely the CCPs money.

Obama is a mediocre brain with a backstory that makes AWFLs damp. If he ever had an original thought it would die from loneliness.

Joe Walsh had it right.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)

186 Julia Child has a sister - who knew??
Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:05 PM


She did actually have a younger sister.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (bFu5X)

187 Talarico has the most punchable face but it would be like hitting a woman. If I see his Paw Paw commercial one more time i may punch my TV.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)



That commercial is a f*cking joke.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:26 PM (2YhKe)

188 Isn't she in/from Massachusetts?

A short drive from Maine.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 03:26 PM (NFX2v)

189 LifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQ
Chelsea Clinton Claims Aborting 60 Million Babies Since Roe “Added $3.5 Trillion to Our Economy”

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Wow! That's, like, $58 a head!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 03:18 PM (ndZc7)
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Killing millions of babies adds to the economy.

Bringing in millions of living illegals also adds to the economy.

It's almost like anything they want to do adds to the economy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

190 Ace, if you are still here, have you seen the wilding at the Wisconsin State Fair?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 03:26 PM (AzRNx)

191
Joe Walsh had it right.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)



Big tits are likeable?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

192 Every 4 years soccer is poised to be the next big thing in America until it isn’t.

Nah. Americans only cared about the World Cup because it was in America.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 03:27 PM (Nc3Rc)

193 Paw paw. Actually rather bland. Not commercially viable to grow.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:27 PM (Gqar8)

194 deport, deport, deport. All 5000 should be on a plane this week.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (n5tGW)

195 >>Joe Walsh had it right.
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"Ordinary Average Guy"?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (bNf8H)

196 Joe Walsh had it right.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)

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Life's been good to him so far?

There's trouble brewing?

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e)

197 Joe Walsh had it right.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)


Big tits are likeable?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)
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Lock the limo doors in case you're attacked.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (amcLV)

198 Joe Walsh had it right.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)

Life's been good?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (KC5Lt)

199 >>>Every 4 years soccer is poised to be the next big thing in America until it isn’t.

Hope springs eternal lol.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

>Those games were enjoyable to watch. Different countries, and a study of different mindsets. But I hate that sport.

See you in four years.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (tvdD1)

200 Every 4 years soccer is poised to be the next big thing in America until it isn’t.

Nah. Americans only cared about the World Cup because it was in America.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2026 03:27 PM (Nc3Rc)

I didn’t even care about it then LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (sXOHS)

201 Denaturalize, deport.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (K40fF)

202 "Leftwing Obama Judge"
Redundant

Posted by: UncleJefe at August 17, 2026 03:28 PM (gAuAm)

203 I got lost. How is she an asset? Do you mean she's actually giving intel to the CIA that's useful for America?
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No, you first have to disabuse yourself of the notion these agencies work for America. Then everything clicks, and starts to make sense.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 03:29 PM (j7oMK)

204 In the City, Oh Oh, In the City

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Gqar8)

205 My son might be rare. He graduated from law school with zero debt (because he won a full scholarship). Unfortunately, zero debt but some of the indoctrination worked on him to some degree… he was saturated in leftism throughout; and this was a very red state… state university law school. But it doesn’t matter how red the state, the lefties run all those places

He did pass the bar first try
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Congrats. It is very hard for younger people to not want to be ostracized for being the odd person out. Being openly conservative nowadays brings that.

I went into academia at an older age after a prior career including military service and went the technocratic route. In those days, you could do okay if you never have difficult political discussions with your supervisors as they were not the closed minded leftist assholes that they are today. That started with the Millennials getting hired on and the old liberals retiring. Made each new year more and more unpleasant because you had to watch your back from colleagues and admin as much as from the students.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)

206 Now that the judge said ok you can deport. There will be a new round of lawsuits on how they can be spotted. Or when. Or by what transportation method.

See Maryland Man as the template. That fuck is still in the country.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:29 PM (dKrJA)

207 Hope springs eternal lol.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
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Hope needs to calm down.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

208
Was the Rocky Mountain Way better than the way you had?

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e)

209 They must have something worse planned.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 03:31 PM (rJIHE)

210 I love the way they are trying to pass off Arday's plagiarism as minimal. Before he assumed room temperature at his own hand, even the NYT's noted that there were "dozens of pages of plagiarism". DOZENS!!!.

Granted, they tried to play it off as of secondary importance to his "attributes" (I'm still confused on what those would be) , but they actually said it and it countered their own support within the piece provided you possessed the all elusive synapses between two neurons.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 03:31 PM (dIske)

211 The Chinese. They eat everything but the Bark.
Posted by: tubal

Sweet and sour Shih Tzu is Heavenly!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 03:31 PM (ndZc7)

212 Joe Walsh had it right.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:25 PM (viF8m)

Rocky Mountain way
is better than the way we had?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 03:31 PM (wVcYX)

213 >>Big tits are likeable?

That too, but mostly we have been living in an illusion.


The question of whether or not Epstein was a sex trafficker is the wrong question.

The real question is what was Epstein really doing and who is so powerful that he was allowed to keep doing his thing through various administrations on both sides of the aisle?

Presidents have come and gone but before Trump the bureaucrat machine was only gotten bigger and more powerful. And it never left.

Who runs Bartertown?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:32 PM (viF8m)

214 Trump is revealing all this. It's almost death from a thousand cuts
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More like death from a thousand nuts.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 03:32 PM (rJIHE)

215 Jason Arday killed himself because he was an unstable flake.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 03:32 PM (Gqar8)

216 Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)

I find it hard to believe that his Baptist grandfather would be in support of any of Talarico's theology, and I think it's cringeworthy to refer to one's grandfather as Paw Paw in a political ad. Maybe as someone noted several days ago , they hired an actor to play the part as they seemed to have hired his totally straight girlfriend who liked to dance away the night at gay bars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:32 PM (dom7w)

217 ---
Hope needs to calm down.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)



Next thing you know, her globtrotting squeakhole will show up......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:32 PM (2YhKe)

218 I love the way they are trying to pass off Arday's plagiarism as minimal. Before he assumed room temperature at his own hand, even the NYT's noted that there were "dozens of pages of plagiarism". DOZENS!!!.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 03:31 PM (dIske)
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They did the same thing Claudine Gay, IIRC.

How dare you notice a minority member tried to cheat the system!!

THE SYSTEM IS RACIST!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

219
Meta has a new message warning you to “be careful”when you search for mass migration related news like Ceuta on Instagram, which includes a “get migration info” button that offers “help with moving to a new country.” That then takes potential migrants to a UN website with links to info for asylum seekers, as well as a UN app that brands itself as “empowering migrants”.

Haven’t seen this before.
Posted by: beckster

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Why is it warning us to "be careful"? I thought this was going to end in a scam operation that takes your money in exchange for legal services that are never rendered, but it actually goes to the UN. Is Meta questioning the legitimacy of some UN app???? Can it be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:33 PM (XJ22o)

220 203 I got lost. How is she an asset? Do you mean she's actually giving intel to the CIA that's useful for America?
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No, you first have to disabuse yourself of the notion these agencies work for America. Then everything clicks, and starts to make sense.
Posted by: Common Tater
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It is more like being a made guy in the Mafia. There are certain lines not to be crossed but being made and from a CIA asset family means you get networking benefits to put you into place as a member to play ball with the IC. For obvious reasons, they prefer assholes that are criminal, amoral, and corrupt as kompromat to being made. Omar marrying her brother for immigration fraud is exactly the sort they want because in the crunch, the intel community owns her skinny ass. They made her and can break her. Same with Swallwell, Feinstein, Schiff, etc. And some on the GOP side as well.

So assets do the bidding and give information/favors upon request to their handler who is often quasi bullshit in some 'security' firm that has 'retired'. In reality, those types never retire and that is throughout the whole of the Kennedy assassination files---old 'chums' being tasked and paid to do shit.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:34 PM (E4rtv)

221 Of course this is complete pseudo-intellectual twaddle, but it is part of the conditioning process they subject people to in the schools and higher academe. Nobody sane actually believes this.

"Some ideas are so stupid, only an intellectual could believe them" George Orwell.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 03:08 PM (j7oMK)

It's worse than that, it's just a lie. There are cultures they think are invariably worse.

Like when they say there's no right and wrong but they happen to be right about everything and you wrong about everything.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 03:34 PM (rJIHE)

222 And dogs are hated in Islam because dogs are used to prevent thievery.
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Technically, dogs are harem in islam because prophet Mo' was sneaking in the back door to get some back door action from Akmed's sexy ass and the neighbor's dog kept barking, ruining his midnight power thrusts and possibly alerting everyone that Mo was a homo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 03:34 PM (3cUTc)

223 Ace, if you are still here, have you seen the wilding at the Wisconsin State Fair?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 03:26 PM (AzRNx)
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I'm bored watching feral "teens" of a certain complexion attack each other. Meh. But there seemed to be some Bulg-worthy boobs in the video!


https://tinyurl.com/257t24b8

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

224 I was not a very cooperative college student to professor's bullshit. I got sent to the assistant dean's office twice.

No consequences except from the professors regard to grading .

I blame my father.


Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:35 PM (KC5Lt)

225 Ace, if you are still here, have you seen the wilding at the Wisconsin State Fair?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 03:26 PM


And that is why there is/was a huge deal over the Texas state far banning handguns last year. No way would I ever go to a place like that if I could not defend myself. Those kids were animals attacking everyone they felt was weaker than the mob. That reflects directly on their parents and the way they were raised.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 03:35 PM (cpFbA)

226 The ruling could expose thousands to deportation
......

Rookie numbers.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

227 Maine is suffering greatly under the burden of all of these Somalians.

Last week one of them "making a delivery" hit my neighbor's dog (while it was in her yard) with his car.
On a private road.

Doesn't speak a lick of English of course and was only found due to neighborhood doorbell cameras getting the license plate of the vehicle.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 17, 2026 03:35 PM (WYStd)

228 192 Every 4 years soccer is poised to be the next big thing in America until it isn’t.

Nah. Americans only cared about the World Cup because it was in America.
Posted by: Oddbob

If we import enough foreign Americans, it'll catch on!

Posted by: Browning of America at August 17, 2026 03:36 PM (orDeD)

229 You wanna know my latest discovered disconnect of lib "logic"?

They decry that the two political sides don't "get their news from the same sources" making it "like different worlds" (they really want to go back to controlling our news with no alternatives, but okay).

And YET, they don't think we should have a single language for the country....


* brain explosion *

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:36 PM (Fi81e)

230 Some ideas are so stupid, only an intellectual could believe them" George Orwell.

And yet George you remained a Socialist . Is that ironic or just sad?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:36 PM (KC5Lt)

231
Now that the judge said ok you can deport. There will be a new round of lawsuits on how they can be spotted. Or when. Or by what transportation method.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

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Same as DEI in universities. Workarounds left and right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:36 PM (XJ22o)

232 Haven’t seen this before.
Posted by: beckster

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Why is it warning us to "be careful"? I thought this was going to end in a scam operation that takes your money in exchange for legal services that are never rendered, but it actually goes to the UN. Is Meta questioning the legitimacy of some UN app???? Can it be?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Phishing disclaimer?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 03:36 PM (EYrlY)

233 The UN basically invented the global warming scam.

The UN helped push the vaccine scam under Fauci.

The UN has been one of the leading forces behind mass migration for decades.

The UN funded and supported Hamas.

Starting to notice a trend? Last I checked I didn't vote for anyone at the UN.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:36 PM (viF8m)

234 The commie red is a nice touch.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 03:36 PM (rJIHE)

235 All of those futballers should be forced to play in the soccer fields here. They'd be covered knee deep in goose shit. I blame canada.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM (tvdD1)

236 Hear about this??

Clown World ™ 🤡
@ClownWorld
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14h
Ten families are suing Palo Alto Unified after their kids got sent on a “field trip” to a mosque. Girls were told to wear hijabs. Every student got handed a Quran to take home. Photos taken inside without parental consent.

This wasn’t some optional cultural visit. It was baked into the school’s “Social Justice Pathway” program, where kids were literally taught that Islam “promotes social justice” more than other faiths.

CAIR’s response? Called the lawsuit “misguided” and said it was all voluntary. Handing a teenager a religious text and putting a hijab on a teenage girl during school hours isn’t voluntary, it’s institutional pressure with extra steps.

Public schools are supposed to be religiously neutral. This wasn’t neutral. This was indoctrination dressed up as “education.”

Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)

237 Ace, if you are still here, have you seen the wilding at the Wisconsin State Fair?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 03:26 PM


And that is why there is/was a huge deal over the Texas state far banning handguns last year. No way would I ever go to a place like that if I could not defend myself. Those kids were animals attacking everyone they felt was weaker than the mob. That reflects directly on their parents and the way they were raised.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 03:35 PM (cpFbA)

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The vid I posted above makes this look more like inter-gang violence than a wilding, but your point is taken

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

238
Phishing disclaimer?

Posted by: Braenyard

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A UN app phishing? I still don't see why Meta would be protecting anyone against that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM (XJ22o)

239 230 Some ideas are so stupid, only an intellectual could believe them" George Orwell.

And yet George you remained a Socialist . Is that ironic or just sad?

Posted by: polynikes
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Sadly, he proved his own point.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM (EYrlY)

240 I can’t complain but sometimes I still do

It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (sXOHS)

241 > Then she quickly issued the same ruling, forcing Trump to go through the appeals process a second, redundant, dilatory (deliberately time-wasting) time.
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This has been the judiciary's go to process... make the administration waste time. Enough time to make getting to and detaining the illegals increasingly difficult.

Because the judiciary is squarely on the illegal's side.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (2Cry5)

242 Wisconsin fair thing was “teens” beating the shit out of random white people.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (dKrJA)

243 And dogs are hated in Islam because dogs are used to prevent thievery.
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Also they can get aggressive when you try to take the squeak hole.

Dogs are more likely to defend themselves from beastiality, is the reason I'm going with.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

244 I'm bored watching feral "teens" of a certain complexion attack each other. Meh. But there seemed to be some Bulg-worthy boobs in the video!


https://tinyurl.com/257t24b8
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I saw a couple of pairs, but I couldn't watch the whole thing. Sickenng.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

245 James Talarico is what - 39.? That would make his grandfather what -in his late 70's or early 80's. Does anyone know of any Baptist minister of that age that would endorse his theology of think his policies are appropriate for Texas?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (dom7w)

246 A classic example if you read through the Kennedy assassination released files is E. Howard Hunt. He had a long career as covert ops and yet is discussing payments for other tasks in a meeting with active CIA hq people right about the time Watergate occurred. And later after he wrote a book as it required CIA clearance. It was requested that the agency kick up a fuss about minor points so Hunt could get more money for a 'controversial' book.

If you read Colby's own autobiography, you have him reporting what he did for the anti-communist op in post war Italy. And it included financing all sorts including socialists attacking the pro American government in order to prevent the Soviets from doing the same thing with them.

The whole collapse of the Soviets left the intel agencies in the West desperate for relevance and they turned inward to op their own native people to maintain relevance and likely stirred up shit abroad just to create demand for their services on counter terrorism and other crap.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

247 possibly alerting everyone that Mo was a homo.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 03:34 PM (3cUTc)
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As if the way he flamingly sashayed everywhere he went wouldn't have given it away.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 03:39 PM (oqH4h)

248 Workarounds for major companies (pharmaceutical, etc.) holding huge government contracts, too.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 03:39 PM (NFX2v)

249 CAIR’s response? Called the lawsuit “misguided” and said it was all voluntary. Handing a teenager a religious text and putting a hijab on a teenage girl during school hours isn’t voluntary, it’s institutional pressure with extra steps.

Public schools are supposed to be religiously neutral. This wasn’t neutral. This was indoctrination dressed up as “education.”
Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)



It was an elementary school. The parents weren't advised of the trip and no permission slips were required. The kids did NOT volunteer. They were taken on a trip, told they HAD to wear the hijab and take the koran.

These people should be sued, into oblivion and fired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:39 PM (2YhKe)

250 Posted by: beckster at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)

I'm glad they're suing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (dom7w)

251 Wilding at the Wisconsin State Fair? How will that look on my resume?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (bX16E)

252 Some ideas are so stupid, only an intellectual could believe them" George Orwell.

And yet George you remained a Socialist . Is that ironic or just sad?

Posted by: polynikes
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Orwell, was very skeptical about socialism, more and more so toward the end.

Toward the end he expressed that he had some doubts whether any kind of socialism would work at all. He held out a remote wish/hope for a low-powered communal pool type of socialism. But, he said that if that didn't work, he guesses they would have to scrap socialism altogether.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)

253 Like when they say there's no right and wrong but they happen to be right about everything and you wrong about everything
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Convenient, that self-licking ice cream cone ain't it?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (j7oMK)

254 James Talarico is what - 39.? That would make his grandfather what -in his late 70's or early 80's. Does anyone know of any Baptist minister of that age that would endorse his theology of think his policies are appropriate for Texas?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:38 PM (dom7w)

My dad is a Baptist preacher and the answer is a clear emphatic NO! I’m wondering if paw paw is made up

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (sXOHS)

255 The vid I posted above makes this look more like inter-gang violence than a wilding, but your point is taken

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 03:37 PM


There is always collateral damage in riots like that, always.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (cpFbA)

256 What’s the big deal guys? According to the “news” it was just a couple fights between “teens”. You know, boys will be boys.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 17, 2026 03:43 PM (dKrJA)

257 245 James Talarico is what - 39.? That would make his grandfather what -in his late 70's or early 80's. Does anyone know of any Baptist minister of that age that would endorse his theology of think his policies are appropriate for Texas?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Nope. But seminaries have rolled over and turned left even in evangelical organizations. It is just harder for the Democrat leftists to get positions in decentralized evangelical churches--they can infect this or that church with heresy but those churches die pretty quickly as they don't have the reserves from a captured hierarchy like those with formal ownership and leadership levels above the local churches.

The usual infiltration tactics are less successful with decentralization than they are with a hierarchical setup. Plus most evangelical churches like Baptists vote as a congregation on leadership and fruitloops get expelled pretty quickly for preaching non sense.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:43 PM (E4rtv)

258 Nood

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 03:43 PM (enNUy)

259 The UK government is suing to prevent crime statistics from being published. Can't imagine why that might be.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 03:44 PM (2ocoG)

260 >>The whole collapse of the Soviets left the intel agencies in the West desperate for relevance and they turned inward to op their own native people to maintain relevance and likely stirred up shit abroad just to create demand for their services on counter terrorism and other crap.

After the Church Committee snapped the CIA a tad, it went underground. Unofficial member of the Safari Club and a wonderful funding arm called USAID that had the benefit of merging the CIA with State.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he didn't exist.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

261 Every guy involved in that Wisconsin State Fair thing is wearing skinny jeans and a t-shirt. Every girl involved is in booty shorts. Oh, and they're urban yoots.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 03:44 PM (mkw2N)

262 It was an elementary school. The parents weren't advised of the trip and no permission slips were required. The kids did NOT volunteer. They were taken on a trip, told they HAD to wear the hijab and take the koran.

These people should be sued, into oblivion and fired.
Posted by: Sponge
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And the mosque for setting it up. Time for them to pay out the ass for what they do.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)

263 Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)

But he died as a Socialist 'if it was just done right'. I mean he wrote two great books that laid out the argument against any type of a Socialist society and he still couldn't fully convince himself.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (KC5Lt)

264 Send them to Haiti. I hear it's beautiful this time of year.

Conan O'Brien says so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

265
My dad is a Baptist preacher and the answer is a clear emphatic NO! I’m wondering if paw paw is made up
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (sXOHS)



Everything about Talarico is a lie, other than his hate for America and Christianity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (2YhKe)

266 The whole collapse of the Soviets left the intel agencies in the West desperate for relevance and they turned inward to op their own native people to maintain relevance and likely stirred up shit abroad just to create demand for their services on counter terrorism and other crap.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:39 PM (E4rtv)

As the movie everyone thinks is about their enemy said, "you can't kill an idea".

Also you couldn't kill every one of those fuckers so a bunch came here and set up shop - and had already done so.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (rJIHE)

267 James Talarico's maternal grandfather, Jimmy C. Causey (whom he calls "Paw Paw"), is 86 years old.

What one may hear from a grandchild may be quite different from their real life. Perhaps the grandson portrays himself as basically a martyr for Christianity. There's always some article, group, msm to help back it up.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 03:46 PM (NFX2v)

268 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 03:42 PM (sXOHS)

I was wondering the same thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 03:48 PM (lt7On)

269 I mean he wrote two great books that laid out the argument against any type of a Socialist society and he still couldn't fully convince himself.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 03:45 PM (KC5Lt)
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Orwell might not have been on your side, but he was reasonable. He was not an ideologue.

What gave him his sort of out is that nobody was really interested in trying out his non-coercive socialism because it didn't have the power so many other ideologues wanted. So, he couldn't really see it in action to abandon the idea.

I don't think he would at all defend a lot of the everyday coercion of the EU and Britain, or Canada's "Have you thought about suicide?" approach to health care.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

270 After the Church Committee snapped the CIA a tad, it went underground. Unofficial member of the Safari Club and a wonderful funding arm called USAID that had the benefit of merging the CIA with State.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he didn't exist.
Posted by: JackStraw

USAID was always a CIA dominated organization as it allowed NOCs embedded to go into countries without having to formally be part of the embassy staff. The analytical part of the CIA came from the older State Department intel agency (Bureau of Intelligence and Research) because before WWII with the US became enmeshed in global security, it dealt with global commerce and trade.

This State Department bureau, expanded vastly in the runup to WWII, became the nucleus for the post war diplomatic embassy based spying apparatus which it fed home based CIA analysts. They glommed on the OSS on top of this mess for operational capability and for plausible deniability for paramilitary actions.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)

271 After the Church Committee snapped the CIA a tad, it went underground.
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Theocracy!!

Posted by: Guy Who Shouts Theocracy at August 17, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

272 "Republicans are discussing impeaching this lawless woke criminal."
Yeah, in between bites of shrimp balls and Chardonnay at a K-Street Quiche and Colonic event sponsored by H-1 B visa reps, because, the US just does not have enough Turd World rejects scamming for better retirement plans.

This will never happen.

Posted by: JDubya_MESAZ at August 17, 2026 05:16 PM (FQ2t6)

273 So she knowingly defied SCOTUS. great. Good right

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 17, 2026 05:58 PM (OQ12V)

Straight Shooters and Great Americans: Hugh Hefner Informed The FBI That a Playboy Playmate Had Been Sex-Trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein But They "Back-Burnered" The Tip and Did Nothing for 15 Years

What exactly would you say you do here?

Playboy founder and publisher Hugh Hefner reportedly informed the FBI several times in 2005 that a Playboy Playmate had been sexually trafficked and abused by the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein and others, but the FBI didn't investigate the claim for 15 years, according to court documents.

The Playboy Playmate was Audra Christiansen, who says that Hefner made multiple reports to the FBI, but that the agency didn't follow up at the time, according to former FBI special agent Jennifer Coffindaffer.

"To wait 15 years to conduct this interview and to actually get down to the nitty gritty ... that is just too long to wait," Coffindaffer told "NewsNation Prime" on Saturday. "Somehow, this got back-burnered, and it should have never happened that it would take so long for this investigation to follow through."

...

Christiansen's story suggests that if the FBI had acted on Hefner's calls, Epstein could have been held to account for his actions long before he was arrested and held awaiting trial. Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 to solicitation in Florida for which he received a very lenient and highly criticized work-release jail sentence.

The FBI agent says the cover-up and political weaponization agency might have been "swamped" at the time, doing 9/11 investigations.

Still swamped in 2005?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:27 PM




Comments

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1 HH was a slob.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 01:27 PM (NnhvP)

2 oh yeah, 1st

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 01:28 PM (NnhvP)

3 Man, our investgative services are so easily corrupted.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 17, 2026 01:28 PM (sl73Y)

4 2nd or 3rd?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 01:28 PM (aJQbY)

5 > HH was a slob.

He was, but all the women involved appear to have been of age and consented, which somehow puts him above most senators.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at August 17, 2026 01:28 PM (fgmuN)

6 "Somehow, this got back-burnered, and it should have never happened that it would take so long for this investigation to follow through."
-====

Something suddenly came up.
-Marcia Brady

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (JvZF+)

7 Their political masters did not want them going down that rabbit hole.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (YwEeS)

8 Remember Trump is the Epstein client even though the only time Epstein and Maxwell faced any federal consequences is 2016-20 and 24-now...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

9 Again...

"Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity"

Always lead off with a joke....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

10 They'll claim it's caus they're understaffed.

"Sure, Jan".

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (aJQbY)

11
He was, but all the women involved appear to have been of age and consented, which somehow puts him above most senators.


Money can't buy everyone but it can buy a lot of people

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

12 Something suddenly came up.
-Marcia Brady
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM


Which is more than could be said for HH.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 01:30 PM (bFu5X)

13 They'll claim it's caus they're understaffed.


Meanwhile they had enough people to plan Whitmer's fake kidnapping and wind up every tranny school shooter in America...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

14 HH was a slob.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 01:27 PM (NnhvP)

But not a predator. Just a smarmy old man with a bazillion dollars.

Turns out, Trump was right.

When you have a ton of money, they DO let you grab 'em by the p-word.

"They let you" is the important part.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (PGK1w)

15 All investigations by the feds take forever, and ultimately run out the clock.

Unless it's an investigation into Republicans or conservative Americans. Then it's turbo time. And a guaranteed guilty conviction.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (2Cry5)

16 How many Morons are searching for photos ofAudra Christiansen right now?

Posted by: Beartooth at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (NVp2u)

17 More mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (hU2E2)

18 "Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity"

Always lead off with a joke....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)


The password is Fidelio.

Posted by: guy in a cloak and carnival mask at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (fmbc9)

19 Wait, what ?? Isn't sexual exploitation is what she did for a living ?

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (g47mK)

20 informed the FBI several times in 2005

The investigation would have interfered with BHO's agenda.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 01:32 PM (NnhvP)

21 Like, what is her story ??

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 01:32 PM (g47mK)

22 Christiansen's story suggests that if the FBI had acted on Hefner's calls, Epstein could have been held to account for his actions long before he was arrested and held awaiting trial. Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 to solicitation in Florida for which he received a very lenient and highly criticized work-release jail sentence.

One thing to keep in mind, Epstein had a waiting list of lefty pols, celebs and academics trying to get time alone with him after 2008.

My favorite was some academic who wanted Epstein to come to his conference and offered up he had good looking graduate students who would take good care of Jeffrey if he came...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

23 When you have HH turning your ass in...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:32 PM (AzRNx)

24 19 Wait, what ?? Isn't sexual exploitation is what she did for a living ?
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 01:31 PM (g47mK)

If I go sign up to work in a coal mine, I'm participating in exploiting a resource.

If I get shanghaied and blackmailed into working in a coal mine, I'm the resource being exploited.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:33 PM (Ot/FD)

25
The FBI agent says the cover-up and political weaponization agency might have been "swamped" at the time, doing 9/11 investigations.

Still swamped in 2005?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:27 PM

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Not "swamped," "Swamp." The FBI is part of the Swamp.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 01:33 PM (iTNuP)

26 When you have a ton of money, they DO let you grab 'em by the p-word.

"They let you" is the important part.


The Althouse set alternately swoons over rich/powerful men and then argues there is no such thing as a gold digger...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

27 You have to truly appreciate that Hefner is considered sleazy by the chattering class for the business he’s in, yet he not only takes the moral high road but aptly shows how our allegedly premier law enforcement agency is the bigger scumbags.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 01:33 PM (f4tQo)

28 How low do you have to be for Hefner to turn you in for your sexual perversions?

Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2026 01:34 PM (2Xqig)

29 We're gonna need more ham&eggers.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 17, 2026 01:34 PM (pCgEo)

30 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 17, 2026 01:34 PM (2Ez/1)

31 Fucking snitch.

Posted by: Larry Flynt, peddling smut in hell at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (hU2E2)

32 You have to truly appreciate that Hefner is considered sleazy by the chattering class for the business he’s in, yet he not only takes the moral high road but aptly shows how our allegedly premier law enforcement agency is the bigger scumbags.

Hefner did what pretty much all of Hollywood does, but he was a bit more honest about it and who he was...oh and no kids unlike Hollywood (as far as we know)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

33 Obviously Trump exerting his influence to protect Epstein back in 2005, just like now in 2026.

/sh*t Massie says

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (Iwv3U)

34 How low do you have to be for Hefner to turn you in for your sexual perversions?

Posted by: huerfano at August 17, 2026 01:34 PM (2Xqig)

Low enough to force.

Hefner - as best we know - never forced anybody.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (PGK1w)

35 Didn't Hefner's daughter take over his business then try to pitch trannies to straight men and watch the business collapse?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

36 Hefner ratting out Epstein is the pot calling the kettle black

Hefner was a freak himself and took advantage of hundreds of women

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (ZxPkt)

37 9 Again...

"Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity"

Always lead off with a joke....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

“To Serve And Protect”

Serve themselves. Protect? I’m going to take up for the cops here. This is unfair. The cops protect nobody because they can’t protect anybody. Maybe themselves. They investigate crime. But trust me, there isn’t a DPS trooper or a deputy from the local SO on my front porch at all times.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (jPziU)

38 When you have a ton of money, they DO let you grab 'em by the p-word.

"They let you" is the important part.

The Althouse set alternately swoons over rich/powerful men and then argues there is no such thing as a gold digger...
Posted by: 18-1


I read that as gold finger.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (AzRNx)

39 If I go sign up to work in a coal mine, I'm participating in exploiting a resource.

If I get shanghaied and blackmailed into working in a coal mine, I'm the resource being exploited.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:33 PM (Ot/FD)

I do not take whores complaining about sexual exploitation seriously.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 01:36 PM (g47mK)

40 .
.
2006 . . . Still swamped.
.
2007 . . . Still swamped.
.
. . .
.
2016 . . . Still swamped.
.
2017 . . . Still swamped.
.
2018 . . . Still swamped.
.
2019 . . . Still swamped / Epstein dead.
.
2020 . . . Finally some time to check on whether Epstein had dirt on tRump.

Posted by: Marooned at August 17, 2026 01:36 PM (kt8QE)

41 I did a job walk at the PB Mansion.

Whole place smelled like mildew and chlorine. Reminded me of an indoor pool at a Holiday Inn. Nasty.

It was daytime, so only the brave people who clean everything were seen.

Good on Hugh for trying, the old libertine bastid. More than most did.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 17, 2026 01:37 PM (pCgEo)

42 I’ve got it!

Defund the FBI!

Posted by: RI Red - at August 17, 2026 01:37 PM (30Gj0)

43 So, no one knows what her "story" is? Was she not paid enough or something ?

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)

44 Yeah, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein... blah blah blah.

She had, apparently, already posed nude for Playboy when she was 'trafficked'. So, unless she was kidnapped and raped, she agree to what happened.

#metoo

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)

45 /sh*t Massie says

Massie got into it with Nick Shirley.

Massie was blathering on about corruption and Shirley reminded him Massie had been a long time congressman and succeeded in doing nothing to stop the fraud he'd found...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

46 "The FBI agent says the cover-up and political weaponization agency might have been "swamped" at the time, doing 9/11 investigations.
Still swamped in 2005?"

They were not "swamped", they were The Swamp ... in 2001 and 2005, and still Swampy today.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2026 01:37 PM (vbXSk)

47 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 01:37 PM (2YhKe)

48 Common sense FBI regulation NOW!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (2YhKe)

49 When a skeezy fuck like Hugh is calling you out, there is some terrible shit going down.

I look at the news and see how many social media influencers are dying at an early age and I wonder where this world is going.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (tvdD1)

50 My take on this is that they will do anything -- ANYTHING -- to keep the long-dead Jeff Epstein story alive.

I rate this newest revelation as having the same probability of truth as every other one of these dubious "I was sexually abused 20 years ago, but didn't say a word about it until now" stories. That is: very low.

Even if the story is true, it's a big "so what" to me. So an adult semi-porn star living as a semi-whore at the Playboy Mansion was getting fucked by a lot of rich powerful guys. Gee, I'm very shocked at that.

There's real sex trafficking going on, and it ain't at Playboy Mansions with girls voluntarily there for the sole purpose of being sexual playthings.

The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels. But going after the cartels could get your head shot off. So everyone would rather talk about a harmless dead rich guy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

51 >>Still swamped in 2005?

FBI uses a system of scientific management -- they "incentivize" certain types of investigations. So management sets priorities, and the agents are rewarded only for investigating that type of crime. After 9/11, even if you were in a unit dedicated to investigating counterfeit CD imported from China, you made it all about "terrorism."

This is important to understand because Obama came in and used this mechanism to turn the entire agency against "white nationalism" and later, Trump.

Biden did the same, but more woke.

Crime which fits the proper category is often scarce, so agents dutifully create it as needed so they can investigate.

The only other real incentives they have is anything that justifies spending large on the expense account, or even better, getting to set up and oversee a field office. Both are very lucrative.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (yljFf)

52 FBI short staffed? But they had enough to send half a dozen to investigate a racist garage door pull loop at Talladega

Posted by: DitkaCA at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (utChY)

53 My pet hypothais is that Jeff Epstein was on the Deep State payroll and his island was a honeypot to gain leverage over politicians and wealthy oligarchs.

This story and the persistent lack of prosecutions supports my hypothesis.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 01:39 PM (E/O6y)

54 Without the FBI, who will shoot the families and make sure the Whitey Bulgers of the world are safe?

I'd rather have the FBI SAIC in each city elected like a County Sheriff.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 17, 2026 01:40 PM (pCgEo)

55 Oh on a semi-related note, I was watching a video by a "retired sex worker" and her claim was she didn't understand how so many men would pay to have sex with someone that didn't want them and how it was all misogyny.

I thought the more you paid the more they pretended to want it?

Anyway, I'm not endorsing it at all but *you* were doing the job. If you don't want men going to hookers, maybe, as a start, don't be a hooker?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

56 FBI short staffed? But they had enough to send half a dozen to investigate a racist garage door pull loop at Talladega
Posted by: DitkaCA at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (utChY)


Seems there was a surfeit of agents to go through Melania's unmentionables as well.

PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!!

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 17, 2026 01:40 PM (Iwv3U)

57 The only other real incentives they have is anything that justifies spending large on the expense account, or even better, getting to set up and oversee a field office. Both are very lucrative.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (yljFf)


White Christian Nationalism caused by Climate Change and BadOrangeMan!

Posted by: I'm gonna investigate me a Promotion! at August 17, 2026 01:41 PM (Ucgf4)

58 The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels. But going after the cartels could get your head shot off. So everyone would rather talk about a harmless dead rich guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17

This' and for all the dumb white women crying about ICE, it is exactly these illegals trafficking children. Babies. I am not a violent person, but if there was ever a situation where I would easily shoot someone between the eyes….

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

59 Ham n eggers. All of them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 01:42 PM (N1DT3)

60 Even if the story is true, it's a big "so what" to me. So an adult semi-porn star living as a semi-whore at the Playboy Mansion was getting fucked by a lot of rich powerful guys. Gee, I'm very shocked at that.

There was an episode of the Whatever podcast I saw where he had yacht girls on. They mentioned that no one forced them to have sex but if you said no you weren't invited back. The girls agreed that wasn't fair and there shouldn't be a requirement to have sex with the yacht owner.

The host asked the girls what they thought the yacht owner would get out of the experience of taking them on an expensive vacation if not sex and the amusing part is the girls were all surprised by this question as if they'd never thought of it before.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

61 Oh on a semi-related note, I was watching a video by a "retired sex worker" and her claim was she didn't understand how so many men would pay to have sex with someone that didn't want them and how it was all misogyny.

Just like the retired porn stars who go on a crusade to tell the world that porn is bad. They're not wrong but the lesson falls a bit flat from people who quit after they've wrung all they can out of the business.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:43 PM (ExV1e)

62 This' and for all the dumb white women crying about ICE, it is exactly these illegals trafficking children. Babies. I am not a violent person, but if there was ever a situation where I would easily shoot someone between the eyes….
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Now, now Piper. You also need to double-tap center-mass.

Posted by: And it's a gub thread at August 17, 2026 01:43 PM (Ucgf4)

63 The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels.
----- -------- ---

And the politician who wrote the legislation that prevents cops from rescuing underaged girls from sex traffickers will be taking over Nancy Pelosis house seat come January.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 01:43 PM (E/O6y)

64 .
.
I love Sponge in #47.

Posted by: Marooned at August 17, 2026 01:43 PM (kt8QE)

65 Oh on a semi-related note, I was watching a video by a "retired sex worker" and her claim was she didn't understand how so many men would pay to have sex with someone that didn't want them and how it was all misogyny.

I thought the more you paid the more they pretended to want it?

Anyway, I'm not endorsing it at all but *you* were doing the job. If you don't want men going to hookers, maybe, as a start, don't be a hooker?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)
_____

My best guess is her story is mostly made up. Because if she was a real prostitute, she would surely understand that the whole point of the transaction is that it's purely a sex act with no emotional attachment.

"I don't pay hookers for sex. I pay them to leave."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

66 The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels. But going after the cartels could get your head shot off. So everyone would rather talk about a harmless dead rich guy.

250K girls in Britain in recent years, mostly by immigrants.

I saw one exchange where someone pointed out this is data and so it isn't racist...the feminist response? If it advances hate against a minority group it is racist whether it is an accurate data point or not

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

67 I love Sponge in #47.
Posted by: Marooned at August 17, 2026 01:43 PM (kt8QE)


He's married.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:44 PM (ExV1e)

68
It's a fact that Playmates of the Month favorite turn-on was cuddly old Hef and how proud their mom and dad were of them.

It was printed right there on the backside of the foldout, along with the dirty jokes.

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2026 01:44 PM (Y8DZL)

69 I think Elric sums it up pretty well @ 50.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 01:44 PM (VyBeY)

70 Something lighter from Breitbart: Corgis

https://tinyurl.com/3uay44x9

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2026 01:44 PM (qx7Zg)

71 This' and for all the dumb white women crying about ICE, it is exactly these illegals trafficking children. Babies. I am not a violent person, but if there was ever a situation where I would easily shoot someone between the eyes….

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

May I gently suggest the x-ring...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 01:45 PM (PGK1w)

72 9 Again...

"Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity"

Always lead off with a joke....


dad, who was army cid, called them "fumble bums incorporated"

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 01:45 PM (v3pYe)

73 "Playboy founder and publisher Hugh Hefner reportedly informed the FBI several times in 2005..."

Parents of a local teenager filed a report with Palm Beach Police regarding inappropriate sexual contact by Epstein.

Detectives discovered a network where multiple underage girls were recruited and paid cash for sexual encounters.

The 2005 police work stayed local at first, preceding the broader federal involvement and subsequent 2007 non-prosecution agreement led by federal prosecutors in Florida. It was a highly controversial deal orchestrated by then-U.S. Attorney Alexander Acosta.

Epstein served 13 months in a Palm Beach County jail & was then granted liberal "work release."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 01:45 PM (NFX2v)

74 71 May I gently suggest the x-ring...

x-wing > x-ring

Posted by: red five, standing bye at August 17, 2026 01:46 PM (v3pYe)

75 My comment #51 is worth considering.

The FBI has this giant lever of "incentives" that tells every agent what to investigate. This is completely out of control, and a big part of the problem

I do not hear anything about Kash Patel fixing this, or even any discussion of how to fix it. I think it has to go to congress and how funds are allocated. Leaving it in the hands of the executive is nice, until a muslim commie like Obama is elected, or a retard puppet like Biden. 4 years of either and they put their people in place and then it is hard to correct.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 01:46 PM (yljFf)

76 60, lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 01:47 PM (VyBeY)

77 I'm just going to say this:

Anyone who has followed the Karen Read trial knows that Jennifer Coffindaffer isn't just a trash human being and was a failure at the FBI, but that she is an incredibly self- serving piece of trash as well.

It wouldn't be out of her wheelhouse to claim the FBI sat on the reports from Hef when they were literally on *her* desk to investigate as a way to cover up her own culpability.

Tread lightly when using her as sourcing.

Posted by: fringe at August 17, 2026 01:47 PM (0umlT)

78 > The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels. But going after the cartels could get your head shot off. So everyone would rather talk about a harmless dead rich guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17
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I imagine a fair amount of this is facilitated by the US Government.

Many trafficked children that were brought to the southern border by "agents" their parents either paid, or owed money to, were then passed off to federal agencies like HHS.

ICE (along with other Feds) are slowly tracking them down. There's estimated to be a quarter million children who were originally trafficked under *biden's watch.

I think the story's less about the Playmate and more about the useless FBI.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 01:47 PM (2Cry5)

79 But we passed the Patriot Act. The fibbies had "new tools" and shit.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 01:47 PM (7ADiS)

80 spot on, bob!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 01:48 PM (VyBeY)

81 The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels. But going after the cartels could get your head shot off. So everyone would rather talk about a harmless dead rich guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

I hadn't thought of it this way but I think you're 100 percent right.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2026 01:49 PM (vOtG+)

82 42 gets it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 01:49 PM (VyBeY)

83 I saw one exchange where someone pointed out this is data and so it isn't racist...the feminist response? If it advances hate against a minority group it is racist whether it is an accurate data point or not
Posted by: 18-1


So if reality is racist, what does that make the anti-racists?

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 01:49 PM (VHUov)

84 One of the more comical things I've noticed in leftwing forums is they'll post pictures of Trump and Epstein at the same NYC parties in the 90s and argue see Trump was an Epstein client.

Then someone will post a picture of Maxwell at the Chelsea Clinton wedding as an invited guest and the argument becomes "of course rich powerful people associate with rich powerful people"

Note Chelsea got married in 2010, so after Epstein was convicted of being a pedo, but before 2012 when Maxwell got her one personal grift...so the only reason to invite Maxwell was because you wanted to keep Epstein in your circle...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

85 The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels. But going after the cartels could get your head shot off. So everyone would rather talk about a harmless dead rich guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17

This' and for all the dumb white women crying about ICE, it is exactly these illegals trafficking children. Babies. I am not a violent person, but if there was ever a situation where I would easily shoot someone between the eyes….
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Exactly. But nobody wants to confront the real problem, because the real problem might dump your body in a river. They barely were able to show that movie about real sex trafficking.

So instead we jabber endlessly about what happened decades ago to gold-digging yacht girls and playboy playmates and half-whores.

Meanwhile, young girls are being unwillingly brutalized and abused by cartels, and nobody even wants to talk about it, let alone do anything about it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

86 Epstein was an IC asset and a Democrat. Of course they didn't investigate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 17, 2026 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

87 I'm just going to say this:

Anyone who has followed the Karen Read trial knows that Jennifer Coffindaffer isn't just a trash human being and was a failure at the FBI, but that she is an incredibly self- serving piece of trash as well.

***
Posted by: fringe at August 17, 2026 01:47 PM (0umlT)

I followed that trial pretty closely but don't recall Coffindaffer.

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2026 01:50 PM (vOtG+)

88 Probably at that level all investigations are political. As long as Epstein "donated" enough money to the right people and kept the right company, he was untouchable. Conversely, once he became inconvenient, it was easy to destroy him.

Posted by: PG at August 17, 2026 01:50 PM (qln0f)

89 (Looks through old Playboys beside the shitter in the bathroom). OK, which one was she, again? Research, you know.

Posted by: The FBEye at August 17, 2026 01:50 PM (QaH55)

90 Google says Audra was 23 when Jeff whored her out

Posted by: nckate at August 17, 2026 01:51 PM (enNUy)

91 IIRC, there was a plaque at the front door of the PB mansion in Chicago that said “If you don’t swing, don’t ring”.
I used to think that was semi exculpatory toward Bill Cosby. However, sister of friend of family worked in high end catering amongst celebrities, and the scuttlebutt in her circle was that Cosby would spike young lady’s drinks for the obvious reason.

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 17, 2026 01:51 PM (1FEc1)

92 Not just girls.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

93
Anyone who has followed the Karen Read trial knows that Jennifer Coffindaffer isn't just a trash human being and was a failure at the FBI, but that she is an incredibly self- serving piece of trash as well.


That trial is the oddest thing.

The "defund the police" crowd are studiously ignoring it but it might be the most clear example of serious police misconduct in a generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

94 News Nation, August 14, 2026

“I called again (to the FBI) in 2020 due to threats that were happening to our family. I have never been able to speak to the FBI. I even hired an attorney to speak to them, and they would not meet with her or I. Still nothing from the DOJ or FBI.”

Christiansen hired an attorney to sit down with the FBI after she reached out in 2020, but she said the bureau refused.

“My attorney was blown away; they didn’t want to hear from me,” Christiansen said to NewsNation.

Much more followed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 01:53 PM (NFX2v)

95 So if reality is racist, what does that make the anti-racists?

IIRC the stats say it is the Muslim invaders raping British girls in mass, not the Hindu ones.

Which then also makes this whole exchange sort of comical.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

96 The FBI didn't do squat about Swalwell, were apparently told to stay away from Epstein, but they could entrap a bunch of nitwits to "kidnap" governor Whitmer.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 01:54 PM (rp63B)

97 The real sex trafficking is being done to innocent girls by brutal Latin American gangs and cartels. But going after the cartels could get your head shot off. So everyone would rather talk about a harmless dead rich guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17
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I imagine a fair amount of this is facilitated by the US Government.

Many trafficked children that were brought to the southern border by "agents" their parents either paid, or owed money to, were then passed off to federal agencies like HHS.

ICE (along with other Feds) are slowly tracking them down. There's estimated to be a quarter million children who were originally trafficked under *biden's watch.

I think the story's less about the Playmate and more about the useless FBI.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 01:47 PM (2Cry5)
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Our own government is surely in on the trafficking, as well as countless NGOs and anyone else with their head in the trough. The traffickers pay well, in addition to chopping off your head if you fuck with them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

98 62 This' and for all the dumb white women crying about ICE, it is exactly these illegals trafficking children. Babies. I am not a violent person, but if there was ever a situation where I would easily shoot someone between the eyes….
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Now, now Piper. You also need to double-tap center-mass.
Posted by: And it's a gub thread at August 17, 2026 01:43 PM (Ucgf4)

Mozambique is not just a failed African state

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 17, 2026 01:54 PM (xcxpd)

99 I'll also argue that while it doesn't have the high profile of IL or CA, MA is the most corrupt state in the union.

The Karen Read stuff is only moderately making the news there and if this was in a state not built on corruption (just look at how MA got so rich...) it would be THE news item in that state...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

100 I followed that trial pretty closely but don't recall Coffindaffer.
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2026 01:50 PM (vOtG+)

Coffindaffer was a regular on CourtTV during the warmup, both trials, and the intermission period. She became a laughingstock for her absolute lack of knowledge on the case, its players, and her desperate attempt to make herself a factor in the reporting. She targeted Turtleboy hard, right up there with the former disgraced ADA Wendy Murphy.

Posted by: fringe at August 17, 2026 01:55 PM (0umlT)

101 One of the attorneys I worked for in my paralegal days said that he had once been offered the job of general counsel at Playboy, but decided that his wife would not approve, and so turned it down.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

102 99 I'll also argue that while it doesn't have the high profile of IL or CA, MA is the most corrupt state in the union.

The Karen Read stuff is only moderately making the news there and if this was in a state not built on corruption (just look at how MA got so rich...) it would be THE news item in that state...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

Birchmore is where this is going to blow up if it goes to trial.

Posted by: fringe at August 17, 2026 01:56 PM (0umlT)

103 “My attorney was blown away; they didn’t want to hear from me,” Christiansen said to NewsNation.

Much more followed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 01:53 PM (NFX2v)

If I had to guess and view through judgmental lenses, she probably does not come across as the most reliable or sympathetic witness. I am no Dr. Blade, Esquire, but I would guess of all witnesses that would be easily ripped to shreds on the stand, this is one.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

104 Corgis!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 17, 2026 01:57 PM (VMv9G)

105 Now, now Piper. You also need to double-tap center-mass.
Posted by: And it's a gub thread at August 17, 2026 01:43 PM (Ucgf4)

Mozambique is not just a failed African state
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August

May I go a little bit lower?

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 I was reading a thread by Bruce Fenton where he argues people should stop blaming baby boomers collectively for the modern price of housing and instead should blame the politicians that printed so many dollars that left us with the current prices.

And...he's not wrong.

The responses? But those politicians were boomers!

This is the problem with the generational mindset. Because if you make it about "boomers" nothing will change. If you make it about pols stealing money and paying off interest groups maybe it will.

Because the Gen X Dems/GOPers are going to do the same things the Boomer ones did.

Note: I am not a boomer.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

107 How low do you have to be for Hefner to turn you in for your sexual perversions?

Good thing we never came to his attention.

Posted by: Penguins of the World at August 17, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

108 Mozambique is not just a failed African state
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August

Fun fact: Mozambique was the first state without a historic tie to Great Britain to join the British Commonwealth. Rwanda was the second.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

109 Traitors and perverts and POS's ALL the way down.

Posted by: Pamazon at August 17, 2026 02:00 PM (b5MGU)

110 I'm guessing a Coffindaffer was someone who liked having sex in coffins, and it stuck to some unfortunate -and kinky- family.

Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2026 02:01 PM (avzFa)

111 See what important lawyers sit on boards of foster care communities, and then find out to whom they're related.
Try looking decades.

Start with Congress.

There are still hundreds of thousand of undocumented minors 'missing' in this country, not counting many of our citizen foster care children essentially 'passed around.' (There are some truly wonderful foster parents out here but not every child in need gets one.)



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 02:01 PM (NFX2v)

112 One of the attorneys I worked for in my paralegal days said that he had once been offered the job of general counsel at Playboy, but decided that his wife would not approve, and so turned it down.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 01:55 PM (77rzZ)
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I represented Playboy back in the day. Not joking. It was mostly assessing litigation risk for acquisitions, so not sexy work, but a cool client for a 20-something guy to have.

My main contact at the company was a lady who's name I can't quite remember -- Alexandra, or something like that -- who was an aging smokeshow. I always assumed, but of course never asked, that she got her start at the company as a model or playmate.

I did litigation risk for a XXX-rated enterprise they were looking at buying. I learned that there were very specific "rules" governing what sex acts and how much could be shown for each "rating." R can show this, NC17 can show that, XXX can show this, etc.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

113 I'm guessing a Coffindaffer was someone who liked having sex in coffins, and it stuck to some unfortunate -and kinky- family.
Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2026 02:01 PM (avzFa)


The surname Coffindaffer is an Americanized German name with disputed etymological roots. The most scholarly consensus suggests it derives from the German Koffendaffer or Kaufendaffer, translating to "trunk maker," "chest carpenter," or potentially "buyer/trader from Daff(er)", rather than the English words for coffin and devil.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:03 PM (ExV1e)

114
I look at the news and see how many social media influencers are dying at an early age and I wonder where this world is going.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (tvdD1)



They want population control. They will get it by any means necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

115 The surname Coffindaffer is an Americanized German name with disputed etymological roots. The most scholarly consensus suggests it derives from the German Koffendaffer or Kaufendaffer, translating to "trunk maker," "chest carpenter," or potentially "buyer/trader from Daff(er)", rather than the English words for coffin and devil.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:03 PM


Hermanx!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 17, 2026 02:05 PM (0sNs1)

116 106 I was reading a thread by Bruce Fenton where he argues people should stop blaming baby boomers collectively for the modern price of housing and instead should blame the politicians that printed so many dollars that left us with the current prices.

And...he's not wrong.

The responses? But those politicians were boomers!

This is the problem with the generational mindset. Because if you make it about "boomers" nothing will change. If you make it about pols stealing money and paying off interest groups maybe it will.

Because the Gen X Dems/GOPers are going to do the same things the Boomer ones did.

Note: I am not a boomer.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:58 PM (sKqQm)

Inflation affects wages as well. Migration and concentration of people in small geographic areas are the main drivers. Space is a physical supply limitation that doesn't really scale the same way as construction materials.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 17, 2026 02:05 PM (okun6)

117 I wonder where this world is going.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:38 PM (tvdD1)


And why you're in a handbasket?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:05 PM (ExV1e)

118 If it advances hate against a minority group it is racist whether it is an accurate data point or not
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The issue is behavior numbnuts. It's OK to judge people on the content of their character, not pre-judge people based on their ethnicity or religion or color of their skin etc etc

They like to try and move the goalposts. Judging people on their character is now "racist"? Since when? Well then, Fuck You. Whites are the Minority, by the way. Getting tired of hearing that bullshit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:06 PM (j7oMK)

119 How low do you have to be for Hefner to turn you in for your sexual perversions?

==

"If anyone is going to exploit this woman, it going to be me, and no one else!! I did not give her a release !"

Posted by: HH at August 17, 2026 02:06 PM (g47mK)

120 Children are molested and turn to self-exploitation all the time. It's normalized.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 17, 2026 02:06 PM (bX16E)

121 Ossof, without proof, implied last night that President Trump is having an affair with Natalie Harp

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 02:06 PM (RHGPo)

122 > .oh and no kids unlike Hollywood (as far as we know)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

Yes, Hefner's personal tastes were on public display every month, and those tastes were quite obviously for well-endowed adult women.

Young, maybe. Underage, no.

Posted by: B. J. Hunnicutt at August 17, 2026 02:06 PM (IG3/x)

123 "Alexandra, or something like that "

Alex the Chick? Please don't hurt me...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (QaH55)

124 Ossof, without proof, implied last night that President Trump is having an affair with Natalie Harp
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 02:06 PM (RHGPo)



Sue! Sue like the wind!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (2YhKe)

125 In previous thread, someone mentioned owls as possible crow-predetors. In our previous semi-suburban/urban home, we had a family of (very large) great horned owls living in one of our old trees. There were also a LOT of crows in the neighborhood. The two species did not peacefully co-exist. An owl or two would get active - the owls hunterd in packs, hooting to drive prey to other waiting to kill. When hooting happened a very large murder of crows would surround them, cawing their fool heads off. I suppose the owls were raiding their nests. I did like the owls. Once I found a neatly severed squirrel head in my gutter. Since I hate squirrels (nasty, climbing rats with good PR), I was quite happy. Thanks, owls!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (sFNX2)

126 our investgative services are so easily corrupted."

All investigative services. Everywhere. Human nature, I guess.

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (XuXeR)

127 "Alexandra, or something like that "

Alex the Chick? Please don't hurt me...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (QaH55)

Nah. He said 'aging.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PGK1w)

128 Children are molested and turn to self-exploitation all the time. It's normalized.

Arianna Grande got her start on a Nick show with a girl named Jennette McCurdy

McCurdy has written about how Nick execs pressured her for sex and how she said no. Grande has not commented on it.

Unlike McCurdy you'll notice Grande has become a "megastar".

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)

129 Nah. He said 'aging.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PGK1w)



Her bra size, she's more 'sagging.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:08 PM (2YhKe)

130 Inflation affects wages as well. Migration and concentration of people in small geographic areas are the main drivers. Space is a physical supply limitation that doesn't really scale the same way as construction materials.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 17, 2026 02:05 PM (okun6)


I'm guessing building codes play a part as well although they'd blame those on Boomers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)

131 “My attorney was blown away; they didn’t want to hear from me,” Christiansen said to NewsNation.

Much more followed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 01:53 PM (NFX2v)

If I had to guess and view through judgmental lenses, she probably does not come across as the most reliable or sympathetic witness. I am no Dr. Blade, Esquire, but I would guess of all witnesses that would be easily ripped to shreds on the stand, this is one.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 01:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I know nothing about this specific person, but I do know that even the "legitimate" modelling industry is a nasty, exploitative business where some girls will do almost anything to get ahead (guys too).

I can't imagine what the world of nude modelling and porn is like. I assume almost everyone in it has skeletons falling out of their closet and would thus be terrible witnesses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

132 The surname Coffindaffer is an Americanized German name with disputed etymological roots. The most scholarly consensus suggests it derives from the German Koffendaffer or Kaufendaffer, translating to "trunk maker," "chest carpenter," or potentially "buyer/trader from Daff(er)", rather than the English words for coffin and devil.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


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She should change it to something normal, like Boxmonger.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 02:09 PM (yljFf)

133 The host asked the girls what they thought the yacht owner would get out of the experience of taking them on an expensive vacation if not sex and the amusing part is the girls were all surprised by this question as if they'd never thought of it before.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)


Pretty gals grow up getting a lot of stuff gratis just so some guy can be around them.

It's not unlikely that they think the same applies to yacht vacations, until they find they have to "compete" with other pretty gals for the goodies.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 02:09 PM (iJfKG)

134 121 Ossof, without proof, implied last night that President Trump is having an affair with Natalie Harp
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 02:06 PM

For goodness sake. Trump is 80 years old. Let’s be realistic here.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

135 McCurdy has written about how Nick execs pressured her for sex and how she said no. Grande has not commented on it.

Unlike McCurdy you'll notice Grande has become a "megastar".
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm)



There were multiple instances where the older brother on the iCarly show wouldn't leave the girls alone with a few of the 'execs' in the studio because he was aware of what was happening and did what he could to protect them while keeping his job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:10 PM (2YhKe)

136 I'm not necessarily a defender of HH but he never did anything illegal and never abused his girls . Everyone was of age and weren't held against their will.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:10 PM (KC5Lt)

137 "Alexandra, or something like that "

Alex the Chick? Please don't hurt me...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (QaH55)

Nah. He said 'aging.'
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:07 PM (PGK1w)
_____

LOL. No, not her. This Alex was quite tall. I understand AtC is quite small.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

138 130 Inflation affects wages as well. Migration and concentration of people in small geographic areas are the main drivers. Space is a physical supply limitation that doesn't really scale the same way as construction materials.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 17, 2026 02:05 PM (okun6)

I'm guessing building codes play a part as well although they'd blame those on Boomers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:08 PM (ExV1e)

They can, but sprawling largely makes more sense over the long run rather than trying to stack a massive amount of people in tiny rooms and the latter seems to be what is being pushed for.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at August 17, 2026 02:11 PM (okun6)

139 A few here like to claim that Epstein and Co didn't really abuse anyone, that these "women" were all social climbers "asking for it".
And that Epstein's real business was money.

This reminds me of the people who insist on cutting a pizza into squares.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 02:12 PM (rJIHE)

140 Unlike McCurdy you'll notice Grande has become a "megastar".
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm

With an eating disorder and history of drug abuse.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

141 "Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity"
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"Friends for eternity, loyalty, honesty,
We'll stay together through thick or thin..."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 02:12 PM (A1Gc1)

142 IIRC Hefner had some notion about a whole playboy lifestyle that of course featured sex with good looking women, but also some notion of being a well rounded person interested in philosophy and the like which is why playboy had interviews with the thinkers and writers of the day.

His competitors like Flint just wanted to sell T&A

Not arguing Hefner was a good guy, but he was at least a bit different then your average pornographer...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:13 PM (sKqQm)

143 The stages of Ariana Grande......


https://shorturl.fm/r1eHz

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:13 PM (2YhKe)

144
LOL. No, not her. This Alex was quite tall. I understand AtC is quite small.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17

It’s why we like each other, we see eye to eye.

Badum dum

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

145 Paige Young was a playmate who was a steady girlfriend of Bill Cosby. He dumped her as she approached 30 y/o. She blew her brains out in 1974. Cosby was scum for many decades. Witnesses said she always seemed drugged when with Cos.

Posted by: Tales of the Mansion. at August 17, 2026 02:13 PM (JM9I6)

146 136 I'm not necessarily a defender of HH but he never did anything illegal and never abused his girls . Everyone was of age and weren't held against their will.
Posted by: polynikes

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Yeah, all he did was degrade our entire society.

I must have been a teen when I saw an article (I think it was in playboy) about how abortion is the most economical form of birth control. Even as a teen, and not at all conservative, I understoood his whole persona was evil trash. That whole smoking jacket obejectification of women helped destroy America. F him.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 02:13 PM (yljFf)

147 Unlike McCurdy you'll notice Grande has become a "megastar".
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:08 PM (sKqQm

With an eating disorder and history of drug abuse.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)
____

And mental illness. Watch her in interviews. She's not all there.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

148 Pretty gals grow up getting a lot of stuff gratis just so some guy can be around them.

It's not unlikely that they think the same applies to yacht vacations, until they find they have to "compete" with other pretty gals for the goodies.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 02:09 PM (iJfKG)

This is ENTIRELY correct.

A cow orker of mine is simply beautiful. Drop dead, gorgeous. She is also woefully naive. She can't understand why people keep doing nice things for her.

[Name], I said, if I got to move through life the way you get to move through life, a lot of nice things would happen to me, too.

She didn't get it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:14 PM (PGK1w)

149 until they find they have to "compete" with other pretty gals for the goodies."

"Compete"? That's funny. They'll rip each other's eyes out.

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM (XuXeR)

150 Chest carpentry sounds like a primitive version of plastic surgery.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM (0U5gm)

151 Sprawling largely makes more sense over the long run rather than trying to stack a massive amount of people in tiny rooms and the latter seems to be what is being pushed for.
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Gotta have somewhere to eat your bugs

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM (A1Gc1)

152 LOL. No, not her. This Alex was quite tall. I understand AtC is quite small.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17

It’s why we like each other, we see eye to eye.

Badum dum

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

Only if AtC's on her Stepstool of Magnificence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM (PGK1w)

153 Yahoo News has more details:

https://tinyurl.com/2424xms4

Epstein reportedly sexually assaulted her and trafficked her to "Macau casino billionaire Stanley Ho".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM (IG3/x)

154 We're living in a bureaucratic techno hellscape.

The driver of a maroon Durango kills three in a hit and run. An ALPR hit flags a Durango. Despite the fact that the tagged Durango is black, has no damage, has not had its airbag deployed, is a partial plate mismatch, and witnesses say that's not the car, they went after the driver.

They took the car for months. She sued to get it back. They arrested her for triple homicide after she sued to get the vehicle back. She sat in jail for 13 days on serious charges.

They put her through seven months of shit because the ALPR system flagged her car and only dropped charges when someone pulled their head out and got the correct driver.

http://tiny.cc/efs8101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 02:16 PM (mkw2N)

155 91 the scuttlebutt in her circle was that Cosby would spike young lady’s drinks for the obvious reason.

so he didn't have to worry about being a sparkling conversationalist?

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 02:16 PM (v3pYe)

156 A few here like to claim that Epstein and Co didn't really abuse anyone, that these "women" were all social climbers "asking for it".
And that Epstein's real business was money.


For myself I think its pretty clear Epstein and Maxwell were abusing underage girls. The fact we know they pulled Prince Andrew into it tells me it wasn't just Prince Andrew either. Now underage here I am claiming to be below 18 though age of consent goes lower, I don't want to get into that argument...

Now how big was Epstein's underage sex ring vs supplying yacht girls vs just doling out money for favors? That still isn't clear. The fact most of the women that came forward seem to have been the yacht girl type not underage though makes me believe it was more limited then I had initially thought.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

157 A few here like to claim that Epstein and Co didn't really abuse anyone, that these "women" were all social climbers "asking for it".
And that Epstein's real business was money.


Every person who's been prosecuted for doing something illegal with Epstein has been prosecuted for financial/intelligence crimes. Every woman who's been identified as having been 'exploited' by Epstein was of legal age at the time.

I'm not suggesting that pedo rings don't exist, and I'm not suggesting the Epstein would be unwilling to procure a minor if that's what the deal required. He confessed to being a pedo himself. I'm just saying that all the people who pound their chests about the guy and children have exactly zero evidence that they're correct. Not that it'll prevent them from holding on to that dream.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

158 Someday people will look back and wonder how Donald frigging Trump ever got elected, not once but twice, by explicitly running against these scumbags.

Miracles do happen. The trick is to know when they do and appreciate it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:17 PM (viF8m)

159 I understand AtC is quite small"

The phrase is "vertically challenged". Do not use the "s" word..

*backs away slowly

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 02:17 PM (XuXeR)

160 150 Chest carpentry sounds like a primitive version of plastic surgery.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

--------

With chisels and the Stanley #7 plane

Survival rates were a bit low.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 02:17 PM (yljFf)

161 103 “My attorney was blown away; they didn’t want to hear from me,” Christiansen said to NewsNation.

Much more followed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 01:53 PM (NFX2v)

If I had to guess and view through judgmental lenses, she probably does not come across as the most reliable or sympathetic witness. I am no Dr. Blade, Esquire, but I would guess of all witnesses that would be easily ripped to shreds on the stand, this is one.
Posted by: Piper

Agree.

I think she could also be part on the never-ending Democrat haranguing regarding PDT.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (NFX2v)

162 Pretty gals grow up getting a lot of stuff gratis just so some guy can be around them.

It's not unlikely that they think the same applies to yacht vacations, until they find they have to "compete" with other pretty gals for the goodies.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 02:09 PM (iJfKG)

This is ENTIRELY correct.

A cow orker of mine is simply beautiful. Drop dead, gorgeous. She is also woefully naive. She can't understand why people keep doing nice things for her.

[Name], I said, if I got to move through life the way you get to move through life, a lot of nice things would happen to me, too.

She didn't get it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:14 PM (PGK1w)
____

True, but the yacht girls have already made the rounds at the local rich-guy parties where much the same thing happens as happens on the yachts. So they know exactly what the game is. They might not like the game, but they know what they're getting into. They bought that ticket.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

163 Why does Grande look more asian now?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

164 Hefner started his gig in the 1950s. Things were a lot different back then, to say the least. Porn, especially through the US Mail, was an area for litigation. Playboy was undoubtedly setup as a "Gentleman's Magazine" with things other than major cooterage. Art, music, culture, that way it could get by.

Was it mailed in a plain brown wrapper? Probably, I dunno.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (j7oMK)

165 So they know exactly what the game is. They might not like the game, but they know what they're getting into. They bought that ticket.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

Yes. True.

Cow orker has not monetized or weaponized her hotness.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:20 PM (PGK1w)

166 Why does Grande look more asian now?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)




She now wants to be a Geisha f*ck doll?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:20 PM (2YhKe)

167 would spike young lady’s drinks for the obvious reason."

She didn't like jello pudding?

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 02:20 PM (XuXeR)

168 163 Why does Grande look more asian now?
Posted by: 18-1


She’s turning Japanese?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 02:20 PM (cXHM+)

169 "We'll be fine. We'll still have the carpenter to cut things off and the sailmaker to sew things up."

-- one of the Aubrey/Maturin books, when Dr. Maturin requests some shore leave

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:20 PM (IG3/x)

170 "Macau casino billionaire Stanley Ho".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM


Stanley Ho?, Stanley Ho? He owes me money.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 02:21 PM (cpFbA)

171
Was it mailed in a plain brown wrapper? Probably, I dunno.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (j7oMK)



Black plastic bag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:21 PM (2YhKe)

172 It's kind of an 80s fever dream that Epstein was first turned in to the authorities by Hugh Hefner and Donald Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)

173 Epstein reportedly sexually assaulted her and trafficked her to "Macau casino billionaire Stanley Ho".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM (IG3/x)


Did he assault her in the US? If so, why didn't she report it to the local authorities where it happened? If not, what did they expect the FBI to do about it? Macau isn't part of their jurisdiction.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:22 PM (ExV1e)

174
She’s turning Japanese?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2026 02:20 PM (cXHM+)



I'm glad I left that slow curve hanging there for you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

175 Kam Fong as Chin Ho

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

176 It's kind of an 80s fever dream that Epstein was first turned in to the authorities by Hugh Hefner and Donald Trump.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:21 PM (2ocoG)



But Trump is a pedo!!!!!!

- - - - - - - The Left

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:22 PM (2YhKe)

177 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

The most well known Epstein accuser Giuffrey was also a recruiter for Epstein and not just a victim.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (KC5Lt)

178 163 Why does Grande look more asian now?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17,

She always had almond eyes, but I think she got a fox eye lift, too. She is Italian, though, and we all pronounce her name wrongly. It’s gran-Dee not Gran-day.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

179 The stages of Ariana Grande......


https://shorturl.fm/r1eHz
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:13 PM (2YhKe)
________

I'll bet any amount of money she's had work done already

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

180 "Macau casino billionaire Stanley Ho".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:15 PM


Stanley Ho?, Stanley Ho? He owes me money.....
Posted by: Mister Scott


Who Ho? Hu Ho? No. You Ho?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (AzRNx)

181 Yacht girls always put ou.

Because of the implication.

Posted by: Dennis Reynolds at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (bX16E)

182 Epstein reportedly sexually assaulted her
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Rape. Just use the word Rape, it's a perfectly accurate term.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (j7oMK)

183 She’s turning Japanese?

Instead of The Vapors I give you a different version... https://tinyurl.com/4dj5su4b

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

184 For myself I think its pretty clear Epstein and Maxwell were abusing underage girls. The fact we know they pulled Prince Andrew into it tells me it wasn't just Prince Andrew either. Now underage here I am claiming to be below 18 though age of consent goes lower, I don't want to get into that argument...

So you want to convict Andrew, for example, of a crime which he didn't commit by changing the law on the fly so you can get a win?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:24 PM (ExV1e)

185 I'm not suggesting that pedo rings don't exist, and I'm not suggesting the Epstein would be unwilling to procure a minor if that's what the deal required. He confessed to being a pedo himself. I'm just saying that all the people who pound their chests about the guy and children have exactly zero evidence that they're correct. Not that it'll prevent them from holding on to that dream.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

What's chest pounding about taking into account the fact that he confessed to being a pedo and that we know of one definite case where an underage worker at mar-a-lago complained about him.

More sex abuse victims don't come forward than do. Nevermind when government protection was involved or they were a kid. I would imagine finance crimes are easier to get people on and also if you're gonna confess to something and go to prison it had BETTER be financial and not the other.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 02:24 PM (rJIHE)

186 Yacht girls? But enough about Megan Markle.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:24 PM (2ocoG)

187 > If not, what did they expect the FBI to do about it? Macau isn't part of their jurisdiction.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:22 PM (ExV1e)

Transporting a person for trafficking purposes is illegal, even though it might be legal in the destination country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 02:24 PM (IG3/x)

188 Which is better?

Turning Japanese or being on a Mexican Radio?


Discuss......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 02:24 PM (2YhKe)

189 Yes. True.

Cow orker has not monetized or weaponized her hotness.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 02:20 PM (PGK1w)

You might offer your services as her agent for OnlyFans.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:24 PM (KC5Lt)

190 Did he assault her in the US? If so, why didn't she report it to the local authorities where it happened? If not, what did they expect the FBI to do about it? Macau isn't part of their jurisdiction.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:22 PM


I visited Macau once back in the late 80s. We walked through the casinos and spent our money and then wandered over to the border crossing with china. I noticed about every third person going back into china had a clear trash bag slung over their backs filled with rolls of toilet paper. I will never forget that sight.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 02:25 PM (cpFbA)

191 >>Did he assault her in the US? If so, why didn't she report it to the local authorities where it happened? If not, what did they expect the FBI to do about it? Macau isn't part of their jurisdiction.

I wouldn't count on that.

Did you know the FBI has an office in Ukraine? They have offices around the world despite what the label says.

The Russia collusion hoax also came from Ukraine.

Coincidentally.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:25 PM (viF8m)

192 Was it mailed in a plain brown wrapper? Probably, I dunno.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (j7oMK)


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I'm sure it was. My neighbors dad had a subscription -- I don't think I ever saw them though -- he was a writer and I guess in that circle it was important because they interviewed a lot of writers and people from the NY literary scene.

I seem to recall the newsstands that sold them had a special outer cover on them as late as the 70s that was plain brown. As a kid I understood that that pile of brown wrapped magazines behind the candy counter was stuff like that.


Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 17, 2026 02:25 PM (yljFf)

193
Who Ho? Hu Ho? No. You Ho?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (AzRNx)

I da ho.

Posted by: The Tall Skinny State at August 17, 2026 02:26 PM (IG3/x)

194 I visited Macau once back in the late 80s. We walked through the casinos and spent our money and then wandered over to the border crossing with china. I noticed about every third person going back into china had a clear trash bag slung over their backs filled with rolls of toilet paper. I will never forget that sight.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 02:25 PM (cpFbA)



Macaca!!!!

Posted by: George Allen at August 17, 2026 02:26 PM (2YhKe)

195 32 You have to truly appreciate that Hefner is considered sleazy by the chattering class for the business he’s in, yet he not only takes the moral high road but aptly shows how our allegedly premier law enforcement agency is the bigger scumbags.

Hefner did what pretty much all of Hollywood does, but he was a bit more honest about it and who he was...oh and no kids unlike Hollywood (as far as we know)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

He actually had a daughter - Christie - who ran Playboy Enterprises.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 02:27 PM (M/bUm)

196 I'm not suggesting that pedo rings don't exist, and I'm not suggesting the Epstein would be unwilling to procure a minor if that's what the deal required. He confessed to being a pedo himself. I'm just saying that all the people who pound their chests about the guy and children have exactly zero evidence that they're correct. Not that it'll prevent them from holding on to that dream.

Mike Benz thinks that Epstein wasn't explicitly running a pedo scheme, he was running a "if you sign up for whatever the CIA wants I'll get you anything you want" scheme. And it just so happens that a lot of the clients like 'em young.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

197 So you want to convict Andrew, for example, of a crime which he didn't commit by changing the law on the fly so you can get a win?

Fortunately for Prince Andrew it isn't up to me what Britain sets their laws of consent to.

In most jurisdictions in the US the age of consent is also below 18 but the same but there are other charges that are usually brought if the older person is a few decades older

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

198 The most well known Epstein accuser Giuffrey was also a recruiter for Epstein and not just a victim.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (KC5Lt)


She was of legal age. Did she recruit underage girls? I don't know. I haven't cared enough about the story to follow it because it seems like a bunch of rich people behaving badly and I don't feel like getting all worked up over it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:27 PM (ExV1e)

199 Playboy mostly showed boobs and butts, with some pubic hair back when pubic hair on women was still a thing.


Nothing like Hustler or even Penthouse, whose pictorials could've doubled as anatomical references for gynecology students.

Posted by: The Tall Skinny State at August 17, 2026 02:28 PM (IG3/x)

200 Playboy kicked started Leroy Neiman's career.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:28 PM (KC5Lt)

201 Mike Benz thinks that Epstein wasn't explicitly running a pedo scheme, he was running a "if you sign up for whatever the CIA wants I'll get you anything you want" scheme. And it just so happens that a lot of the clients like 'em young.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

That sounds like a distinction without a difference.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 02:28 PM (rJIHE)

202 McCurdy seems normal after she escaped. Grande may be a megastar but she an anorexic heart attack away from being the next Pannetierre

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 02:28 PM (rp63B)

203 Playboy Mansion Grotto was declared a Superfund site in 1980.

Posted by: Your Friend At The EPA at August 17, 2026 02:28 PM (JM9I6)

204 The FBI and the people who make it up are total shit.

Abolish them.

Posted by: Total Shit at August 17, 2026 02:29 PM (pq3aS)

205 Speaking of which...we didn't save the Cheerleader is the world going to end now (never bothered to watch how that show ended)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

206 >>I noticed about every third person going back into china had a clear trash bag slung over their backs filled with rolls of toilet paper. I will never forget that sight.

There used to be, might still be, a train that runs from Shenzhen to Hong Kong on a commuter basis. Last time I was in Hong Kong, about a year before the CCP took control after the Brits surrendered, the Hong Kong authorities started limiting the number of Chinese that could go to Hong Kong because they would buy up all the TP, baby diapers and other staples that weren't available in China.

China is asshoe.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM (viF8m)

207 McCurdy seems normal after she escaped. Grande may be a megastar but she an anorexic heart attack away from being the next Pannetierre
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 02:28 PM (rp63B)
______

I have Grande down on my Dead Pool for an OD or suicide by the time she's 40, possibly sooner.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

208 What's chest pounding about taking into account the fact that he confessed to being a pedo and that we know of one definite case where an underage worker at mar-a-lago complained about him.

- he confessed to being a pedo
- an underage worker at mar-a-lago complained about him

but was he going to traffic the girl, or just fuck her himself. What if he wasn't the center of a huge pedo ring? What if it was just financial shenanigans and borderline treason? We have evidence for that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)

209 188 Which is better?

Turning Japanese or being on a Mexican Radio?


Discuss......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at

Well, on one hand you get to be is a padded cell for wanting to look at the girl you are stalking from the inside. On the other hand, you get to be a drug dealing thief.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

210 That sounds like a distinction without a difference.

Yes and no. Half of why Democrats are still bringing up Epstein is the idea that he's a Mossad agent sent to get your children, and that was his entire reason for being. The more nuanced version makes it somewhat less of a moral crusade.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:31 PM (2ocoG)

211 I da ho.

Posted by: The Tall Skinny State


I cannot. I shannot believe it!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 02:31 PM (AzRNx)

212 > Rape. Just use the word Rape, it's a perfectly accurate term.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:23 PM (j7oMK)

Grabbing a woman's breasts when she doesn't want you to is a sexual assault, but it's not rape.

Posted by: The Tall Skinny State at August 17, 2026 02:32 PM (IG3/x)

213 Coffindaffer was a regular on CourtTV during the warmup, both trials, and the intermission period. She became a laughingstock for her absolute lack of knowledge on the case, its players, and her desperate attempt to make herself a factor in the reporting. She targeted Turtleboy hard, right up there with the former disgraced ADA Wendy Murphy.
Posted by: fringe at August 17, 2026 01:55 PM (0umlT)


Thanks. I watched the Emily d. Baker coverage, so missed all the court tv "exports."

Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2026 02:32 PM (lIWP8)

214 Playboy mostly showed boobs and butts, with some pubic hair back when pubic hair on women was still a thing.

The difference was penetration. Playboy had no penetration.

The only dirty magazines you will find in my Bum's Nest have penetration.

Posted by: Bum In The Woods at August 17, 2026 02:32 PM (pq3aS)

215 Half of why Democrats are still bringing up Epstein is the idea that he's a Mossad agent sent to get your children, and that was his entire reason for being.



So what are the dems pissed about? I thought that was their plan?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 02:32 PM (AzRNx)

216 FBI protects the criminal class. Always. Federal Bureau of the Inbred.

Posted by: little people at August 17, 2026 02:33 PM (ehY6c)

217 "Playboy after Midnight" is some seriously entertaining stuff. You can see for ex. the Byrds and Grateful Dead, and guests cavorting around, dancing with gusto to undanceable music. Tube that is You has it all in psychodelic glory.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:33 PM (j7oMK)

218 Christiansen's story suggests that if the FBI had acted on Hefner's calls, Epstein could have been held to account for his actions long before he was arrested and held awaiting trial. Epstein pleaded guilty in 2008 to solicitation in Florida for which he received a very lenient and highly criticized work-release jail sentence.

One thing to keep in mind, Epstein had a waiting list of lefty pols, celebs and academics trying to get time alone with him after 2008.

My favorite was some academic who wanted Epstein to come to his conference and offered up he had good looking graduate students who would take good care of Jeffrey if he came...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

Didn't he have an on-campus office somewhere?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 02:34 PM (uhVAy)

219 but was he going to traffic the girl, or just fuck her himself. What if he wasn't the center of a huge pedo ring? What if it was just financial shenanigans and borderline treason? We have evidence for that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)

The biggest evidence I have that there was definitely a ring was the media and Democrats claimed for decades there wasn't. And even with all the Trump bs stuff, the media *still* seems to be on the side of "nothing happened".

Maybe that's a poor conclusion on my part, but I call it "playing the odds".

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 02:34 PM (rJIHE)

220 NOOD Leftwing Lawless Judge

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 17, 2026 02:34 PM (iIyc0)

221 Yes and no. Half of why Democrats are still bringing up Epstein is the idea that he's a Mossad agent sent to get your children

One of the more amusing parts of this is if you look at the pols, celebs, and academics tied to Epstein you don't see them being particularly pro-Israel after getting favors from Epstein.

This is part of the reason I think he was directly working with British Intel, because you DO seem taking a European line...

Oh and in his private emails Epstein bitches about Israel and Trump...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

222 Playboy mostly showed boobs and butts, "

And "world peace", among other things.
Oh, and "people who make me laugh"

/ so I've been told

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (XuXeR)

223 There used to be, might still be, a train that runs from Shenzhen to Hong Kong on a commuter basis. Last time I was in Hong Kong, about a year before the CCP took control after the Brits surrendered, the Hong Kong authorities started limiting the number of Chinese that could go to Hong Kong because they would buy up all the TP, baby diapers and other staples that weren't available in China.

China is asshoe.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM


Hong Kong was the absolute best liberty port in Westpac for a married guy. You could buy anything you wanted there and all of it was duty/tax free. They had some of the worlds best tailors there as well. If you wanted a new set of dress whites/blues you walk in get measured and pay them. They would deliver the uniforms to the ship in a day or two or the same day if you were in a hurry and paid a premium.


The China Fleet Club run by the Brits was unreal. Top end china along with real silverware and llardo's at factory prices. Again with free delivery to your ship.


Sadly that is all gone now that china owns the islands.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (cpFbA)

224 If I got invited to a Playboy mansion party back in the day I would have definitely gone.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (KC5Lt)

225 I was watching a video by a "retired sex worker" and her claim was she didn't understand how so many men would pay to have sex with someone that didn't want them and how it was all misogyny.
==
well shit, by that standard literally every married man in the world since the beginning of time is a misogynist, because at one time or another wifey was just humoring him... Not that I am in favor of the process - prostitution that is . . .

And in all honesty, when the wife had baby fever many years ago, there were times where I felt like a piece of meat. A meaty sperm delivery device. I got over it. Pretty quickly as a matter of fact. If you dont want to do it, don't do it. But its easier than picking tomatos I guess.

Posted by: erm, just a minute at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (jvkDG)

226 > Half of why Democrats are still bringing up Epstein is the idea that he's a Mossad agent sent to get your children, and that was his entire reason for being.

In my experience, that's the position of a significant plurality of the right wing people who still care about Epstein. Lefties mostly only care about Epstein because they can show you pictures of Epstein and Trump together. To hear them talk about it, Trump and Epstein were the only perps involved.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (mkw2N)

227 Grabbing a woman's breasts when she doesn't want you to is a sexual assault, but it's not rape
----

I suppose if we were talking about that, you might even have a point.

We're not talking about that. We're talking about Rape.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (j7oMK)

228 What's chest pounding about taking into account the fact that he confessed to being a pedo and that we know of one definite case where an underage worker at mar-a-lago complained about him.

- he confessed to being a pedo
- an underage worker at mar-a-lago complained about him

but was he going to traffic the girl, or just fuck her himself. What if he wasn't the center of a huge pedo ring? What if it was just financial shenanigans and borderline treason? We have evidence for that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)

And AFTER all that everyone from the New York MSM showed up at his big return party.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (uhVAy)

229 >>Mike Benz thinks that Epstein wasn't explicitly running a pedo scheme, he was running a "if you sign up for whatever the CIA wants I'll get you anything you want" scheme. And it just so happens that a lot of the clients like 'em young.

He's right.

Remember the Bank of Credit and Commerce International, BCCI, scandal? John McCain and the Keating 5?

The BCCI was a CIA cutout based in Pakistan. It was used to launder money and fund off the books ops including gun running so governments wouldn't have to get their hands dirty in public.

That's what Epstein was all about. Sex trafficking was the least of his sins but the one the media wants everyone to fixate on.

And it worked.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (viF8m)

230 Nood. Activist judge who looks like you expect her to look.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

231 > Didn't he have an on-campus office somewhere?

Harvard. Epstein bought an office at Harvard.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 02:36 PM (mkw2N)

232 Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 02:31 PM (2ocoG)

I have a lot of respect for your opinions and info, so no shade here.

I think you understood what I was saying is that if you're a rich pedo, do you go to the pedo ring or do you go to the guy who can get you "anything"...?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 02:37 PM (rJIHE)

233 Sadly that is all gone now that china owns the islands.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (cpFbA)

Still think Covid was a CCP operation to shut down the Hong Kong protests. They went away almost immediately after Covid identified and have not returned.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 02:37 PM (KC5Lt)

234 I saw a clip from a 1967 American Bandstand. They counted down to the #1 song, which was "The Happening" by the Supremes. A completely undanceable tune, but the "teen dancers" on the show made a valiant effort.

Posted by: They Failed at August 17, 2026 02:37 PM (JM9I6)

235 I saw a list of names that was billed as from the Epstein passenger manifest. If factual it would be quite the scandal indeed

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 17, 2026 02:37 PM (jrgJz)

236 Yes and no. Half of why Democrats are still bringing up Epstein is the idea that he's a Mossad agent sent to get your children

One of the more amusing parts of this is if you look at the pols, celebs, and academics tied to Epstein you don't see them being particularly pro-Israel after getting favors from Epstein.

This is part of the reason I think he was directly working with British Intel, because you DO seem taking a European line...

Oh and in his private emails Epstein bitches about Israel and Trump...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

that's because he was blackmailing them for favors back.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 02:38 PM (uhVAy)

237 All this discusion about Epstien is just a distraction from the Epstien Files.
I think the reason Epstien was protected in the first place was he was a gun runner for the CeyeA. Adnan Kashogi and G. Maxwell's "dead" dad were all connected to him. I think this is the reason Epstien was eventually "sold" Little St. James. To keep people off it. This is Iran Iraq war/iran contra era. Some really weird yaht sales come up in that era. Trump bought one of them and immediately had it rebuilt. Trump Princess.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 02:38 PM (7ADiS)

238 > suppose if we were talking about that, you might even have a point.


I don't know what you're talking about, but the rest of us are talking about the news articles, which say
"sexual abuse" or "sexual assault".

Not rape.

So yeah, I DO have a point.


Jayzus.

Posted by: The Tall Skinny State at August 17, 2026 02:39 PM (IG3/x)

239 The academic I am mentioning is David Gelernter from Yale

He lost the teaching part of his gig after Trump released the Epstein files, and IIRC the left was big mad about the attack on "academic freedom" when that happened.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

240 But Hugh Hefner hated women. All the feminists told me so.

Posted by: Right? at August 17, 2026 02:41 PM (dKrJA)

241 >>All this discusion about Epstien is just a distraction from the Epstien Files.
I think the reason Epstien was protected in the first place was he was a gun runner for the CeyeA

Touches nose, points at you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:43 PM (viF8m)

242 My pet hypothais is that Jeff Epstein was on the Deep State payroll and his island was a honeypot to gain leverage over politicians and wealthy oligarchs.

This story and the persistent lack of prosecutions supports my hypothesis.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 01:39 PM (E/O6y)

Well duh. That's what is behind every political transaction ever. Whose deep state is a better question.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 02:44 PM (uhVAy)

243 >>All this discusion about Epstien is just a distraction from the Epstien Files.
I think the reason Epstien was protected in the first place was he was a gun runner for the CeyeA

Touches nose, points at you.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:43 PM (viF8m)

We were running guns to Prince Andrew? Gun runners are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2026 02:45 PM (uhVAy)

244 Playboy Magazine gave me an understanding of women and society that has proven to be insightful

The ones complaining are the fat nasty that nobody wants to fuck anyway

Everybody else is getting laid and not bitching that others are

Posted by: what the cat drug in at August 17, 2026 02:46 PM (jrgJz)

245 >>We were running guns to Prince Andrew? Gun runners are a dime a dozen.

So are sex traffickers.

Not that many gun runners work for the CIA. Which Epstein did.

Why do you think he never got prosecuted despite literally everyone knowing exactly what he was doing with young girls?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2026 02:52 PM (viF8m)

246 Why does Grande look more asian now?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)

Dating an Asian guy? Becoming Asian by injection?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 02:55 PM (hmYU4)

247
America's most prestigious concierge law enforcement!!

Offering our new ala carte services!!

Posted by: The FIB at August 17, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)

248 Hefner believed in promiscuous free love, but only with the consent of all parties. He never condoned rape or child abuse.

Posted by: RebeccaH at August 17, 2026 02:57 PM (VFung)

249 Why does Grande look more asian now?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 02:19 PM (sKqQm)
---
She's turning Japanese, I really think so.

Posted by: The FIB at August 17, 2026 02:58 PM (Fi81e)

250 Ace: I'm curious if you saw or have since watched any of the long debate between Andrew Wilson and Candace Owens, and about your thoughts.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 03:12 PM (F8UH0)

251 @13 -- And investigate a fake "noose" at Bubba Wallace's garage slot...with a dozen agents.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 17, 2026 03:13 PM (XMwZJ)

252 a cool client for a 20-something guy to have.

A fellow could easily get a little behind in his work.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 17, 2026 04:03 PM (zdLoL)

The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It

Heads, pikes, some assembly required.

Steven Richards and John Solomon for Just the News:

FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show


The newly declassified investigation files also show that the FBI had initially tried to recruit the infamous Fang Fang as a source that could share information on Chinese influence operations targeting public officials in the United States.


The FBI developed evidence that a Chinese woman with direct ties to that country's intelligence service had potentially compromised a Democratic congressman from California with sex, foreign interns and illicit donations while she was being recruited to become a bureau informant a decade ago, according to bombshell memos that expose another threat to America's political system from Beijing.

The files chronicling the relationship between Rep. Eric Swalwell and the Chinese national Fang Fang -- also known by her English name Christine Fang -- were declassified by President Donald Trump and released Monday by the White House Government Transparency Task Force as part of a broader effort to unmask foreign threats to U.S. political and election systems.

They show the FBI opened a predicated investigation, which is a formal law enforcement inquiry backed by a factual basis or allegation that indicates a crime or national security threat already exists.

Unlike unpredicated "assessments," a predicated investigation allows agents to use advanced and intrusive methods like electronic surveillance or informants.

The files provide significant new details about the long-rumored relationship between Fang and Swalwell, including that:

* The FBI initially wanted to investigate the congressman for a bribery scheme in which he exchanged donations from Fang for her planting interns in his office, but eventually decided to narrow the case to seek criminal charges only against Fang for making illegal donations to the California Democrat through conduits.

In English, "eventually decided" means "corruptly decided."

* Swalwell admitted to having sex with Fang, his staff placing Fang's interns in Congress and not having a strong enough campaign finance system to detect the straw donations she allegedly passed through U.S.-citizen conduits.

* The Justice Department declined to prosecute Fang despite strong evidence of the illicit donations after she fled the U.S. as the FBI began interviewing her associates and raided her home. The early steps in the investigation were overseen in part by controversial prosecutor Jack Smith, who would later pursue Donald Trump on criminal charges.

Holy shit. He's the garbage man they turn to every single time to take care of their trash.


* The FBI was recruiting Fang to be a confidential informant through an undercover agent, assigned her the code name Rusty Thumbs, planned to hire her through a cutout company and was still evaluating her suitability as a confidential human source when they discovered her alleged criminal behavior.

* The FBI knew early on during the recruitment that Fang was tied to China's Ministry of State Security (MSS), Beijing's notorious intelligence service. The bureau also identified her parents as MSS agents, knew she was raising money for California Democrats and was willing to use sex as a means of getting ahead in the world of U.S. politics.

"Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.

Hello. Happy New Week!

By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

2 Ham n eggers

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (N1DT3)

3 #Winning

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

4 Will go lum NOOD

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

5 Wood chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (d9FiM)

6 Sponge with the First!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (bFu5X)

7 The bureaucracy has been entirely captured by the left.

EVERY government worker needs to be fired. Yes, some "good ones" will get fired, too, but aggressive cancer needs drastic treatment.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (N1DT3)

8 It’s (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (jPziU)

9 Remember this,

The Boston office of the FBI sent innocent people to prison to protect their informant and pond scum Whitey Bulgar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (2GVsD)

10 Rusty Thumbs? Really??

What, was Shallow Throat taken?

Posted by: Dr. T at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (lHPJf)

11 And yet, Swalwell still roams free.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

12 This is all the evidence you need that he is no longer useful.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (OPGS/)

13 politics.

"Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.

I'm thinking I don't want to know what that is...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ls9tU)

14 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It
—Disinformation Expert Ace


Like in the back yard?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (AzRNx)

15 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM


It's a test, Ace. They're gauging your commitment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)

16 I do not want to know. I want t remain innocent.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

17 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM



You pissed them off. They are now plotting your demise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)

18 Rusty Thumbs? Really??

What, was Shallow Throat taken?
Posted by: Dr. T


Two good garage band names.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (AzRNx)

19 Afternoon Ace.
That FBI great guy Christopher Wray was on the ball, Andy McCarthy says so

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (rp63B)

20 7 The bureaucracy has been entirely captured by the left.

EVERY government worker needs to be fired. Yes, some "good ones" will get fired, too, but aggressive cancer needs drastic treatment.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (N1DT3)

I’d go for the end of all public sector unions, which I would argue is the heart of this problem. Not that I disagree. But if you are employed by the government, you have no business belonging to a union.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (jPziU)

21 I do not want to know. I want t remain innocent.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM


Boy are you on the wrong web site if you want to be innocent.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (2ocoG)

22 How do Sea Monkeys fit into all this, though.

Posted by: far cry at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (fmbc9)

23 Almost like the FBI is the Official State Police,

And we mean the "Official State", not the talking heads the peons vote for...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (W+FG5)

24
I'm thinking I don't want to know what that is...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (ls9tU)



It's also known as a game called 'switch.'

You put one thumb in your mouth and the other up your bunghole, then someone yells "SWITCH!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

25 I’d go for the end of all public sector unions, which I would argue is the heart of this problem. Not that I disagree. But if you are employed by the government, you have no business belonging to a union.
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM


Even FDR knew this. I'd love to see public sector unions outlawed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (bFu5X)

26 I just love the way our judiciary and government "work" on cases like this. They must read a word on some evidence document each day until the clock runs out and there's nothing left for them to do.

What should take weeks, takes years. And then... nothing happens.™

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (2Cry5)

27 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It

better than wrapping it in foil and sticking it in the freezer, i guess

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (v3pYe)

28 I've been binge watching Burn Notice. The interagency corruption and incompetence seems ridiculous at times but I guess it's more accurate than I thought.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (bvDnE)

29 Stop taking Shallow Thumbs and contact your doctor immediately if you experience one or more symptoms.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2YhKe)

30 You put one thumb in your mouth and the other up your bunghole, then someone yells "SWITCH!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

I said I don’t want to know! But please, you made that up, right?

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

31 Also, were the Chinese paying Swalwell for his farts?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

32 The FBI was recruiting Fang to be a confidential informant through an undercover agent, assigned her the code name Rusty Thumbs ...

-------------------

"And my Deep State, CongressCritter, and ChiComm Allies (BIRM thrice) mocked me for screaming on Zoom during her hand jobs!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (b0PnQ)

33 I said I don’t want to know! But please, you made that up, right?
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (ZdaMQ)


If not, Eeeeeeeeeew

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (ls9tU)

34 You put one thumb in your mouth and the other up your bunghole, then someone yells "SWITCH!"
Posted by: Sponge

And you know this HOW?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

35 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

Australia Football League Women, AFLW, has now reversed itself to allow a trans-woman named Hannah to play. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

In eight games in the minor leagues, Hannah scored 17 goals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (2GVsD)

36 >>>Rusty Thumbs

The Urban Dictionary never heard of it, so I'm guessing that someone got the term wrong.

There is something called a Rusty Trombone, so maybe that's it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (syz1S)

37 Did Fang Fang take Crow Crows to Bang Bang? Maybe counterfeit crows?

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (sFNX2)

38 "FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show."

They all are. Every last stinking Democrap and probably half of the GOP are taking illegal Chinese money. It's literally free money, and all you have to do is what you were inclined to do anyway: sell out your country.

Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

39 He should have used Chinese monks as the go-between for the bribes. I here that in that case, there's no controlling legal authority.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (0MjtC)

40 Rusty Thumbs ... I don't even want to search for that ... would probably get me put on some watch list, or worse, a visit from some Rusty Thumb enthusiasts.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (vbXSk)

41 "Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.


I always thought the "Basket Trick" was the way to go.

At least that is what I hear...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (W+FG5)

42 Rusty Thumbs" was the name of the degenerate sex act that Eric Swalwell liked having performed on him.

Who likes giving blow jobs while both of her thumbs are inserted in your ass?

This gal!

Posted by: foreign national paying a congressman for extra special access at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (QU524)

43 Time to use the thumb screws on Rusty Thumbs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)

44 I know what a rusty trombone is but never heard of rusty thumbs.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:27 PM (bvDnE)

45 * hic
* downs bottle of JD

Ready! I'll catch them.

Posted by: Zombie J.J. Angelton at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (7ADiS)

46 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:19 PM

----------------

The crows have been barred from visiting you?

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (b0PnQ)

47 I bet Swallowswell came up with that name himself, after a particularly long and arduous session with Bangbang.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (0U5gm)

48 Rusty Trombone>>Rusty Thumbs

Posted by: Rusty Red Primer at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (JM9I6)

49 LOL Our every institution was corrupt under the uniparty. Wait that's not funny...

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (YwEeS)

50 The thing that kills me about all of this is that there are two points on the spectrum:

1) Swallwell (and others like him) are not fully aware of what is going on. They are taking the money because it is about the grift and the chinese (or whoever) are obscuring what they want and why they are doing this by slight of hand. This is the generous option.

2) Swallwell (and others like them) are fully aware of what they are doing. That they are taking money from a foreign power and do not care because they want world socialism AND want to be enriched and become the Nomenklatura when the inevitable commie revolution happens.

3) I would imagine all dems are more toward 2 on the sprectrum. GOPe (minus Mitch) are more toward 1.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

51
TOP.
MEN.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

52
And you know this HOW?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)



That's some shit from my 'yute' we would say to the faggies back in the day.

"I bet that dude plays Switch."


I can only guess that Swalwell was a fan of the practice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (2YhKe)

53 Swallowswell's outrageous criminality didn't rise to criminality but Sooter Libby not perfectly remembering a conversation rises to criminality.

These people need to be fed to alligators.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (fqnOq)

54 Looks like I picked the wrong thread to have lunch during....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (bFu5X)

55 Rusty Thumbs

Well, it beats Crusty Wee-wee.

I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (2GVsD)

56 How do Sea Monkeys fit into all this, though.
Posted by: far cry

Have you seen the knockoff Chinese versions? "Sea Monkeys" my ass. More like "Mud-Puddle Bushbabies."

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

57 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (bvDnE)

58 You pissed them off. They are now plotting your demise.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (2YhKe)




Oh, come on. They're crows, not kittens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (iqcvy)

59

Ah ha, so that's what the EFFBI does all day.

Man, that is so cool.

Wish I could be a G-Man. Wouldn't that be swell.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (och2J)

60 Cats plot your demise just for the LOLs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (2GVsD)

61 *facepalm*

just nothing to be said.


"Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/) "

and he still does. 81 million votes. we will never get the SAVE act.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (VyBeY)

62 They've been doing this forever and nothing will happen.

Clinton/Gore had Johnny chung or whatever his name was donating money for the Chinese military.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Lvnes)

63

Hmm, didn't the EFFBI also put together an elaborate plot to fake kidnap Big Gretch in Michigan?

Oh yeah, they did.

Swell guys!



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)

64 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It

better than wrapping it in foil and sticking it in the freezer, i guess
Posted by: anachronda


Screw you. My plan was perfect. Damned hurricane.

Posted by: Rep. William J. Jefferson at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (puLjQ)

65 Johnny Tre

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

66 I saw Rusty Thumbs open for The Butthole Surfers at Fitzwilly's in 1983.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

67 I always hated having a devil's three way with fang fang because I always ended up as the one playing the rusty piccolo.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at August 17, 2026 12:32 PM (47/pr)

68 Johnny Chung
Charlie Trie

IIRC

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

69 Hmm, didn't the EFFBI also put together an elaborate plot to fake kidnap Big Gretch in Michigan?

Oh yeah, they did.

Swell guys!



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (och2J)

-------------------

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:33 PM (b0PnQ)

70 Seinfeld had "the Move" . But Swalwell went foreign

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:33 PM (rp63B)

71 It's kinda odd that Fartswell fancied himself a Chadish ladies man stud muffin. Yet he got honey-potted by a Panda Express 6. There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

72 > not having a strong enough campaign finance system to detect the straw donations she allegedly passed through U.S.-citizen conduits.

Isn't that every Democrat now? So far as I know, ActBlue still accepts donations from Mickey Mouse in Kuwait.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (mkw2N)

73 No words.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (LHPAg)

74 66. Finally! I was wondering when someone would do the "open" joke. Almost ready to lose my faith in Morons.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (sFNX2)

75 Rusty Thumbs"???

I'm not looking that up.

Posted by: dantesed at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (p3pWU)

76 >>* The FBI was recruiting Fang to be a confidential informant

Let me get this strait -- the FBI was paying the Chinese spy to spy on the US government and send the info back to China.

Is there anyone not on the federal payroll?

Posted by: Any excuse to spend money at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (yljFf)

77 Burn notice has some great episodes and some not so great but the story arc keeps you in the game.

Sam and Jesse are my favorite characters. Feona is my favorite to look at.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (bvDnE)

78 This is all the evidence you need that he is no longer useful.
Posted by: NR Pax

Now explore his AZ companion complicity.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (NnhvP)

79 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Australia for some reason has become the world leader in dumb Marxist policy, like "kids are only allowed to read BlueSky".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

80 There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

She looks OK in the pictures I've seen.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

81 Take bribes. sure.
Bang a honey pot Oriental. no problem.
Step out of line in California Democratic politics. Death sentence.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (wGerL)

82 So, let's see.... an ugly mutt like Eric Swalwell is getting sex from a hot Chinese chick like Fang Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang, PLUS she's also PAYING HIM?

And he doesn't get suspicious?

YeahNo. Swalwell is brutally stupid, but even he isn't that stupid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (IG3/x)

83 Also, the FBI are not above setting people up, remember they had a cut-out that tried to get Pappadopolous 10k and bring it from Europe to the US.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (fqnOq)

84 Al Swearengen didn't care for the Rusty Thumb.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (XvL8K)

85 Jake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.

Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
Air Force One is not a civilian airline. It’s a military mission. The crew executes a mission to move the president.

No one is forced to board. The press can fly commercial if they prefer. Stop complaining about the military doing military things.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (RHGPo)

86 And nothing will happen. As soon as there's another Dem administration, the kids will be guarding the candy store once again.

WASTF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (2YhKe)

87 Is there anyone not on the federal payroll?
Posted by: Any excuse to spend money

Yeah. Us.

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (36bTp)

88 She looks OK in the pictures I've seen.

Yeah, she's a very solid "would" in everything I've seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

89 gasp! *faints*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (VkY89)

90 > Yet he got honey-potted by a Panda Express 6. There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

She's an Eric Swalwell 11.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (IG3/x)

91 @jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.



Well, too bad you didn't die, Jake. Is that what you want to hear?

GFY, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (2YhKe)

92 As expected, Swallwell was just standing around with a thumb up his butt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (n5tGW)

93 Burn notice has some great episodes and some not so great but the story arc keeps you in the game.

Sam and Jesse are my favorite characters. Feona is my favorite to look at.

Posted by: polynikes



She has six children. All born before she got the part.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM (0U5gm)

94 80 There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Two thumbs up your ass is worth three in the bush?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

95 There are some truly beautiful Chinese ladies out there. Fang Fang Finger Bang isn't one of them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

She looks OK in the pictures I've seen.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)
_____

Yea, just OK. Nothing special. Panda Express 6.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

96 Mgid is fkin with me

Besides lunch time, the Eff Bee Eye is Deep State.
They took down 2 Presidents, Trump.and Nixon

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (uKmKx)

97 I watched Rusty Thumbs play at Stage AE in Pittsburgh last year.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (CYBB0)

98 So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.


As people keep reminding Jake, Bill Clinton did the same identical thing in 2000, and the threat was more imminent then too.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

99 79 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Australia for some reason has become the world leader in dumb Marxist policy, like "kids are only allowed to read BlueSky".
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

Well, commies need fodder for kiddie porn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (Y/06r)

100 Okay now Eric. Here is the (hic) plan. We need a double agent. You go fuck fang fang there and see if she is a spy.
I'm gonna watch from over here. (hic) Got it?

Posted by: Zombie J.J. Angelton at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (7ADiS)

101 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (2Ez/1)

102
35 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

Australia Football League Women, AFLW, has now reversed itself to allow a trans-woman named Hannah to play. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

In eight games in the minor leagues, Hannah scored 17 goals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM

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How many casualties did he inflict?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:39 PM (azNOR)

103 Jake Tapper, Tucker Carlson, and Cady Ovens; three people who deserve a camel spider in the face.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)

104

This here song might offend you some
If it does, it's because you're dumb
That's the way it is where I come from
If you been there too, let me see your thumb

Posted by: Wind up workin in a gas station at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (Cqx++)

105 How many casualties did he inflict?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:39 PM


He's still there, so I'm guessing not enough yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (bFu5X)

106 Seems that two years ago, the only good FBI was the one produced by Dick Wolf starring Missy Peregrym and Zeeko Zaki for CBS

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (RHGPo)

107 By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking.

===

Mating season is over...

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

108 "How many casualties did he inflict?"
--------------------------------
It's Australian football, so everyone was too drunk to keep track.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (sFNX2)

109 62 They've been doing this forever and nothing will happen.

Clinton/Gore had Johnny chung or whatever his name was donating money for the Chinese military.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (Lvnes)

Those were $2,000 money orders in the names of individual voters. No where in the law does it say that they can't all be filled out by the same handwriting or that you can't deliver in person seven hundred thousand worth in a brown paper bag.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Charlie Trie at August 17, 2026 12:40 PM (r7+Q7)

110 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

The guys aren't the messy part. The part where at least one of their existing players is a female-to-male tranny and they let "her" play, that's where it gets messy.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

111 How many casualties did he inflict?

My favourite Aussie bear YouTube Sugar Tits didn't mention a body count.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)

112 Australia Football League Women, AFLW



Soccer.....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)

113 > Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

6'5.5" and 220lbs.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (mkw2N)

114
This public humiliation may accelerate Swalwell's descent into alcoholic liver disease. One of the symptoms is gas.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (azNOR)

115 FBI - motto - “Fidelity, Bravery, and Integrity"

Always lead off with a joke.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)

116 Rusty Thumbs"???

I'm not looking that up.
Posted by: dantesed at August 17, 2026 12:34 PM (p3pWU)


Mild compared to some terms I learned playing golf over the past 3 days with 3 different groups of guys. Couldn't tell you a damn thing about what's going on in any of their lives but the chirping was top notch.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (S0M0K)

117 Australia Football League Women, AFLW, has now reversed itself to allow a trans-woman named Hannah to play. Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs.

In eight games in the minor leagues, Hannah scored 17 goals.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM



I no longer care. If the XX want XY to kick the shit out of them on the field of play, go for it.

Enjoy it when he crushes your spine, dislocates your knee, or gives you a debilitating concussion, ending your conscious mind.

Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (2YhKe)

118 110 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

The guys aren't the messy part. The part where at least one of their existing players is a female-to-male tranny and they let "her" play, that's where it gets messy.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

Wait, which is the conspiracy theory? That Griner was a male acting as a woman or a woman who was taking shitloads of testosterone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

119 "The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It"

Why would they do that?

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (MWfyi)

120 I came here to read about Ace's delightful crow encounters only to be sickened by learning what Rusty Thumbs means.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (Fd8os)

121 38 "FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show."

They all are. Every last stinking Democrap and probably half of the GOP are taking illegal Chinese money. It's literally free money, and all you have to do is what you were inclined to do anyway: sell out your country.

Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

This is true. And it's not even politicians. The Sanya Initiative probably provided funds to retired US generals to help out the PLA in China.

The US treasury is a piggy bank for every NGO, foreign scam artist and CCP cutout here in the USA. Both the Dems and Reps knew about this, but nothing was done until Trump came along.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (M/bUm)

122 Enjoy it when he crushes your spine, dislocates your knee, or gives you a debilitating concussion, ending your conscious mind.

Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:42 PM (2YhKe)

Liked and subscribed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (PGK1w)

123 106 Seems that two years ago, the only good FBI was the one produced by Dick Wolf starring Missy Peregrym and Zeeko Zaki for CBS

"good". yeah. that's the word that springs to mind.

that's the show where they got the computer to rotate the van in the security camera so that its license plate came into view.

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

124 But what did you expect of AWFLs in the AFLW?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2GVsD)

125 So anyone going to jail over this?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

126 Australia Football League Women, AFLW



Soccer.....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (FtULh)



After an image search, it looks like rugby to me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (2YhKe)

127 Rusty Thumb is ancient Chinese secret, Eric. You like?

Posted by: Fang Fang at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (wVcYX)

128 "Hannah is 197cm tall and weighs 100Kgs."

What's that in giraffes?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (MWfyi)

129 My favourite Aussie bear YouTube Sugar Tits didn't mention a body count.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM


Gotta love Sugar Tits and Bearing. No one throws shade like the Aussies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (bFu5X)

130 "The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It"


They buried it, alright. To the hairs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (2YhKe)

131 Wait, which is the conspiracy theory? That Griner was a male acting as a woman or a woman who was taking shitloads of testosterone?

Not Griner, one of their other players is F to M. (I mean, I guess Griner could be too).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)

132 Read at Legalinsurrection.com Hayden Panettiere is dead at 36yo. Early drug and alcoholism

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (uKmKx)

133 So anyone going to jail over this?
Posted by: 18-1

Since I don't think Swalwell insulted a muzzie, no.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

134 111 How many casualties did he inflict?

My favourite Aussie bear YouTube Sugar Tits didn't mention a body count.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:41 PM (2GVsD)

Guys, I checked this out real quick. It does seem to in fact be a woman doing these videos. However, she uses a bear avatar instead of a large breasted woman. *sigh*

I'm giving the stand down order.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

135 With Griner, not even the Russians wanted to find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

136 "FBI had evidence Swalwell got illegal donations from suspected Chinese spy, bombshell memos show."

They all are. Every last stinking Democrap and probably half of the GOP are taking illegal Chinese money. It's literally free money, and all you have to do is what you were inclined to do anyway: sell out your country.

Some like Swalwell are barely even hiding it. This guy is underwear crust. Yet he had as good a shot as any at being CA governor or Senator. [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)



Billy Jeff did too. That's why he sent Loral and Hughes to teach the Chinese how to not have their ICBM's (some of which aimed at us no doubt) blow up on launch.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (C4BAC)

137
Gotta love Sugar Tits and Bearing. No one throws shade like the Aussies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (bFu5X)



Wasn't that a TV show back in the early 80's?

Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2YhKe)

138 Washington NEarsider, how many Doras did you order? 2 for 1?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)

139 And oh, btw, why do we need an American Gestapo?


The world wonders.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (C4BAC)

140 The field of the impaled is looking a little barren. It should be overflowing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (S41Gd)

141 Swalwell admitted to having sex with Fang
......

"Is it in yet?" - Fang Fang

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (UjdFS)

142 Loral and Hughes
Posted by: Chairborne!.

One of the greatest comedy teams ever.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)

143 Can you get rusty thumbs from Amazon? Are they real?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (Cqx++)

144 If this story was real Trump's DOJ would be investigating it

Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (NzLrL)

145 So Aetius would be loving Sugar Tits if she had an anime avatar with giant bazongas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

146
91 @jaketapper
So the USSS thought the threat against the president was strong enough to surreptitiously remove him from AF1.

And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US.


Well, too bad you didn't die, Jake. Is that what you want to hear?

GFY, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:37 PM

-------

Jake Tapper wasn't on the plane. Just like President Trump wasn't.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (azNOR)

147 Washington NEarsider, how many Doras did you order? 2 for 1?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)

Just the one. I've got fifteen sitting in the stash right now and nothing for a client once I finish this A-10.

I'd like to find paying work before I start a project for me, if I can, but I couldn't leave her on the shelf for $30.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (PGK1w)

148 No crows, no peace.

Know crows, know peace

Posted by: 496 at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Md1Bq)

149 China dicks with our government. We dick with theirs. Same goes for every other country on Earth. It's what people in power/government like to do. And they get paid for it. Once by the country they're in, then by the countries they work for.

The only thing I can think of that's different from person to person is the motivation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (2Cry5)

150
Jake Tapper wasn't on the plane. Just like President Trump wasn't.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (azNOR)



A guy can dream.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (2YhKe)

151
Chris Wray & Company are either the keystone cops incompetent, or are the gatekeepers/defenders of the democrat party/china.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (OkYzo)

152 Crows can tell when you're fasting and losing muscle mass. They'll be back when you get more protean in your diet and fatten up a little bit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (tvdD1)

153 "Wasn't that a TV show back in the early 80's?

Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?"


I think I remember that. BJ always got her out of sticky situations.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (MWfyi)

154 Can you get rusty thumbs from Amazon? Are they real?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Naw. Cheap Chinese knockoffs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

155
Wasn't that a TV show back in the early 80's?

Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?


10-4 Sugar Tits

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (Cqx++)

156 One of the greatest comedy teams ever.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (77rzZ)



I know you're joking Bulg but making communist Chinese nuclear missiles more effective is the highest form of treason imaginable. And America just yawned.


I've been disgusted for a long, long time.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:49 PM (C4BAC)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell, flipping tractor tires at the CrossFit gym at August 17, 2026 12:49 PM (B0NCh)

158 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

Literally all he had to do was to know his place in California politics. He could have been in Congress for 30 years hiring and banging random Asiatic honey pots. Once he got too ambitious, they destroyed him in two weeks.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (wGerL)

159 Seems a name for a female tattoo parlor.

Sugar Tats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2YhKe)

160 You forgot.

Clinton's DoE basically gave the PRC the W80 nuclear warhead design for free.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

161 They all knew.

They're keeping worse from you even now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (JvZF+)

162 Something about a truck driver and her pet monkey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:45 PM (2YhKe)

BJ and the Bear?

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (7ADiS)

163 A couple years back there was video of a guy in Wales playing in a women's rugby league because he was trans. I'm 6'3" and 220 and I played football in high school. I would not want to play against that beast

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (rp63B)

164 From the cited article, "The FBI probe targeting Swalwell and Fang was opened on March 17, 2014..."

Obama; Eric Holder, DOJ, (appointed Jack Smith); Lorretta Lynch, DOJ; James Comey (FBI), yada yada.

It's horrifying, but we (the nation, investigations) just seem to be spinning like tops instead of getting to endpoints and action "deemed to be appropriate to prevent recurrent." (Gov. jargon.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (NFX2v)

165 Wasington Nearsider

I need to stop buying kits and finish more.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

166
Statute of limitations has lapsed on everything, I assume. What would it take to get it extended?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (XJ22o)

167 I think I remember that. BJ always got her out of sticky situations.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:48 PM (MWfyi)

BJ is just not a good name for a guy....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)

168
BJ and the Bear?
Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (7ADiS)



BJ and the Bear, Sugar Tits and Bearing.....whatever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (2YhKe)

169 -- also known by her English name Christine Fang --
---------

Not Laquita Fang?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (rJIHE)

170 2) Swallwell (and others like them) are fully aware of what they are doing. That they are taking money from a foreign power and do not care because they want world socialism AND want to be enriched and become the Nomenklatura when the inevitable commie revolution happens.

3) I would imagine all dems are more toward 2 on the sprectrum. GOPe (minus Mitch) are more toward 1.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

There isn't any other conclusion one can draw is there ...

Bunch of fuqing bastards

Posted by: browndog says woof at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (3sXRv)

171 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

172 145 So Aetius would be loving Sugar Tits if she had an anime avatar with giant bazongas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

Oh, I'm still watching the video- just trying to give up to the minute reporting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (Y/06r)

173 Somewhere in West Virginia is a non-descript road leading into the hills. It ends with cave that has a steel door that can sneer at nuclear warheads.

In this cave, is the FBI's cache of compromising information. It is called Area 69.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (2GVsD)

174 I came here to read about Ace's delightful crow encounters only to be sickened by learning what Rusty Thumbs means.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 17, 2026 12:43 PM (Fd8os)

Be thankful they didn't mention dirty sanchez.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (S41Gd)

175 Question

Has Swalwell been arrested?

No? *returns to slumber*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (JvZF+)

176 feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus.
kneels behind the man and performs anilingus - more specifically, by pursing their lips and 'blowing a raspberry' on the anus - whilst reaching up beneath the scrotum or around the body to manually apply rapid back-and-forth
Swallwell trombone!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (7aKni)

177 It is called Area 69.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (2GVsD)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (2YhKe)

178 @166 if you could show there was an ongoing conspiracy to cover it up the Statute of Limitations has not begun run. The last act in a conspiracy is when the time begins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (rp63B)

179 "BJ and the Bear?
Posted by: Reforger"

Nope. "BJ and the Bare". There was a II and III too as I recall.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (MWfyi)

180 171 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

I would assume almost all of them. Eyepatch McCain- pretty much all of the ones who emphatically go against the wishes of their constituents. Thune, Mitch, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

181 You forgot.

Clinton's DoE basically gave the PRC the W80 nuclear warhead design for free.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)/i]


Nah. The Democrats have been trying to destroy this country for generations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (2YhKe)

182 99 79 Hard to believe but Australia is further down the woke path than the USA is by a mile.

Australia for some reason has become the world leader in dumb Marxist policy, like "kids are only allowed to read BlueSky".
Posted by: Ian S.
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China and Muzzie presence is why. Seems every government in the West is a government filled with traitors to their own people. Consequence of this degraded modern age and attitudes.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

183 I think the FBI codename for Fang Fang was "Rusty Thumbs"

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

184 Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

OK, that's enough. Really.

Shouldn't you be out peddling your festive little hats?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

185 I would assume almost all of them. Eyepatch McCain- pretty much all of the ones who emphatically go against the wishes of their constituents. Thune, Mitch, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

And they can be bought far cheaper than most would think!!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)

186 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

But only Democrats, right? Right??

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (rJIHE)

187 Washington Examiner,

Congressmen responsible for national security rake in cash from assets linked to the CCP

By Robert Schmad, Published June 12, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (NFX2v)

188
Chinese spy communist poon has MSG.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (OkYzo)

189 Fang Fang
---------

But she sounded so harmless.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (rJIHE)

190 Come a little bit closer, you're my kind of man
So big and so strong
Come a little bit closer
I'm all alone and the night is so long.

Posted by: Fang Fang at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (wVcYX)

191 feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus.
kneels behind the man and performs anilingus - more specifically, by pursing their lips and 'blowing a raspberry' on the anus - whilst reaching up beneath the scrotum or around the body to manually apply rapid back-and-forth
Swallwell trombone!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (7aKni)

Swalwell? He probably couldn't manage a slide whistle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (S41Gd)

192 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

Literally all he had to do was to know his place in California politics. He could have been in Congress for 30 years hiring and banging random Asiatic honey pots. Once he got too ambitious, they destroyed him in two weeks.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (wGerL)
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Yea, or at least wait his turn. He was a Pelosi protege and at one time was clearly being groomed for bigger things. But he got too greedy too fast -- plus, he was a straight white guy becoming a big headache with all his sex pesting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

193 Wasington Nearsider

I need to stop buying kits and finish more.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

This is helped by having paying customers.

But typically, when I'm building for fun, a project will just sit on the bench. I don't prioritize it because I have more important things...

But... the Girl Child recently asked if I'd teach her how To Plane. We'll see how that goes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (PGK1w)

194 Did Fang Fang take Crow Crows to Bang Bang? Maybe counterfeit crows?
Posted by: Martin Tell


If Counting Crows were worth having a cover band of, Counterfeit Crows would be the ideal name.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)

195 131 Wait, which is the conspiracy theory? That Griner was a male acting as a woman or a woman who was taking shitloads of testosterone?

Not Griner, one of their other players is F to M. (I mean, I guess Griner could be too).
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:44 PM (2ocoG)
______________________

Russia doesn't play the "Wokism Game." They put Griner in a FEMALE Penal Colony work camp. So, that suggests she is Female. And, the WNBA is extremely comprehensive in their testing for prohibited drugs. I think it comes down to Griner being an outlier. Extremely tall women have longer bone structure...and that, also, applies to the face. If you are a very tall woman, you are going to have an extended brow. The same hormones that drive significant height during puberty—such as growth hormone, insulin-like growth factors, and androgens—also influence facial bone development.

So, she is IMO a very tall (for a woman) chick, whose hormone developement wasn't just appllcable to torso and limbs. It, also, hit her in the face.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (dIske)

196 Chinese spy communist poon has MSG.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at August 17, 2026 12:57 PM (OkYzo)



It has best frravvor!!!!

Posted by: Uncle Roger at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (2YhKe)

197 Nope. "BJ and the Bare". There was a II and III too as I recall.
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 12:54 PM (MWfyi)

I should have known the porn industry wouldn't have missed that slow pitch.
Probably shared plots too.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (7ADiS)

198 I've been disgusted for a long, long time.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 12:49 PM (C4BAC)

--------------

Ditto. The Clintons committed serial treason AND election fraud via the ChiComms ... and all we got were *crickets*.

[Thank God I stumbled into a better opportunity and quit working for Ford Aerospace before it was acquired by Loral and their equally treasonous FOB ("Friend Of Bubba"), Chairman & CEO Bernie Schwartz, or I would have immediately resigned upon learning of those dasdardly deeds. *spit*

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (QUcTP)

199
If Counting Crows were worth having a cover band of, Counterfeit Crows would be the ideal name.

Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)




Alas, they're thankfully not.

The Black Crowes, however......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (2YhKe)

200
Nah. The Democrats have been trying to destroy this country for generations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:55 PM (2YhKe)




At least since they got spanked in the Civil War, if not earlier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (iqcvy)

201
Senator Diane Fenstein's Chinese limo driver was a spy. Nothing happened. Democrat privilege.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 17, 2026 12:59 PM (OkYzo)

202 if you could show there was an ongoing conspiracy to cover it up the Statute of Limitations has not begun run. The last act in a conspiracy is when the time begins
——-

Aren’t we way past the time where This One Neat Trick is going to happen, ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 01:00 PM (ZX9JC)

203 Good morning. I don't want to know what rusty thumbs are and thank you for not telling me.

Swalwell is one ugly and corrupt dude. I guess Fang was the best he could do. Chy knee spies in Congress was a gift and worth it to him.

Why isn't he in prison?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 17, 2026 01:00 PM (hzuYO)

204 A 1/32 Hasegawa kit is a good place to start with. Large parts, small part count, and no real fit issues.

Hope she picks up the bug and has fun.

I just bought another Me 262 book off eBay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

205
Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2026 01:01 PM (Y8DZL)

206 Swalwell? He probably couldn't manage a slide whistle.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM


Now I'm picturing that with a slide whistle sound effect.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 01:02 PM (bFu5X)

207 "And then proceeded to let the plane full of White House staffers and reporters take off and fly back to the US."

Yeah! They should have moved them all to the plane the potus was on for safety.

Posted by: Sardonicus at August 17, 2026 01:03 PM (YFq4Q)

208 i thought Rusty Thumbs was the name of the guy in 'Joy Ride' that was chasing Paul Walker and his brother after they played CB radio tricks on him pretending to be 'Candy Cane'. Ted Levine did the voice of Rusty Thumb...ah...no. It was Rusty Nail. I guess Rusty Thumb is the s*x act. Carry on.

Posted by: Nelly at August 17, 2026 01:04 PM (6+ehB)

209 I want to know how the FBI came up with this code name?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

210 I picked up rusty thumbs once from a groupie at Joe's Garage. With leather. And a telefunken u47.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (tvdD1)

211 Swalwell? He probably couldn't manage a slide whistle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM

He manages MY slide whistle just fine, thank you very much.

- Booty Judge. Or maybe '...', judging from the past few threads.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (PGK1w)

212 MS Now - USS Lincoln

They're all about the troops.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)

213 209 I want to know how the FBI came up with this code name?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 01:04 PM (NpAcC)

Actually you probably don't.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (7ADiS)

214 As people keep reminding Jake, Bill Clinton did the same identical thing in 2000, and the threat was more imminent then too.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:38 PM (2ocoG)


Remember back when Hillary went somewhere, presumably with the media, and had to dodge artillery rounds as she crossed the tarmac in order to finalize a deal to bring peace in our time?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

215 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)

But only Democrats, right? Right??

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:56 PM (rJIHE)

---------------

Aside from Scott Jennings claiming to have chatted with "Cocaine Glitch" McConnell ... has there been any proof of life over the past three months?

And more importantly, are the ChiComm Yuan still being automatically deposited into his offshore bank accounts?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (QUcTP)

216 You thought the WNBA situation with the guys was a mess.

The guys aren't the messy part. The part where at least one of their existing players is a female-to-male tranny and they let "her" play, that's where it gets messy.
Posted by: Ian S


Exactly! Which is why the WNBA can't stake out a position. They'll lose at least one high profile player.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (AzRNx)

217
Exactly! Which is why the WNBA can't stake out a position. They'll lose at least one high profile player.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (AzRNx)



But, Griner sucks, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 01:07 PM (2YhKe)

218 Remember back when Hillary went somewhere, presumably with the media, and had to dodge artillery rounds as she crossed the tarmac in order to finalize a deal to bring peace in our time?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (ExV1e)

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"It was sniper fire in Bosnia '96, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 01:08 PM (QUcTP)

219 If Swallowswell tookmoney, youcanbet others are on the Chinese payroll, like Hunter and other Congressman
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 12:53 PM (uKmKx)


At this point I just assume that every member of Congress is on the payroll of at least five foreign countries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)

220 210 I picked up rusty thumbs once from a groupie at Joe's Garage. With leather. And a telefunken u47.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:05 PM (tvdD1)

My older brother had a 1950s Telefunken shortwave radio.

I used to love hearing its tubes warm up when you switched it on...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (wtvvX)

221 Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?


There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them. 100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:10 PM (C4BAC)

222 At this point I just assume that every member of Congress is on the payroll of at least five foreign countries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)
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We're the only country they DON'T work for...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 01:11 PM (FZ29D)

223 Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?


There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them.
100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!



Not just the media. The GOPe gives cover. Because that is treason.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:12 PM (AzRNx)

224 I don't see how a self-governing country survives when the information stream is so poisoned and treasonous.


And that poisoning doesn't get fixed Constitutionally, IMHFO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:12 PM (C4BAC)

225 It's not just the government lackeys selling us out. Any industry that has materials, products or information an opponent would like to have, has someone on the payroll willing to give it to them.

For a price. Sometimes not even that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 01:13 PM (2Cry5)

226
There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them. 100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:10 PM (C4BAC)

I logged back into my cable company on a certain Jan 6 and brought back MS Now and CNN and hoping it was an insurrection and I could watch these mf'ers pushed to the ground and get their brains blown out.

Sadly, no chocolate that day.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 01:13 PM (Sco7b)

227 Sam and Jesse are my favorite characters. Feona is my favorite to look at.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (bvDnE)

Sam and Mike were my favorites and I enjoyed Mike's attempts to stay arms length from his mom. Jessie was a good later addition. USA was just on fire with those shows at that time.

Posted by: Nelly at August 17, 2026 01:14 PM (6+ehB)

228 Rusty thumbs is likely a reference to her continuous texting to contacts (and marks) which the FBI, likely, had access to. It's been documented that she sent A LOT of texts.

My guess is that Fang Fang made a continuous and persistent mistake in her understanding of American colloquialisms and repeated it often in the Texts that the FBI was, no doubt, monitoring. Saugage fingers might have been a better choice but likely is already assigned to some fat Sheikh somewhere.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 01:14 PM (dIske)

229 Rusty Thumbs aka Le Fang Orange

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 01:15 PM (rJIHE)

230 Maybe..If you scratch Jack Smith you find China money.

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (3XMoj)

231 194 Did Fang Fang take Crow Crows to Bang Bang? Maybe counterfeit crows?
Posted by: Martin Tell

If Counting Crows were worth having a cover band of, Counterfeit Crows would be the ideal name.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2026 12:58 PM (VHUov)
- - - - - - - - - -
"Dittos."

CTRL-F'ed to look through the comments before posting, saw it had been.

Trying to think of another TEMU band name that they opened for, but no luck and I'm not spending more brain power on it today.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (4h45B)

232 And more importantly, are the ChiComm Yuan still being automatically deposited into his offshore bank accounts?

/rhetorical
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 01:06 PM (QUcTP)

No way he takes payment in anything but USD.

Maybe CHF....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (Ot/FD)

233 The FBI Had Evidence Eric Swalwell Took Money From Chinese Spy Fang Fang, but -- Get This -- Buried It
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And he buried it?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 01:16 PM (rJIHE)

234 228 My guess is that Fang Fang made a continuous and persistent mistake in her understanding of American colloquialisms and repeated it often in the Texts that the FBI was, no doubt, monitoring. Sausage fingers might have been a better choice but likely is already assigned to some fat Sheikh somewhere.

not to mention easily confused with fingered sausage, pete bootyjudge's codename.

Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2026 01:17 PM (v3pYe)

235 Cardinal Crows.

As opposed to Ordinal Crows.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:17 PM (Ot/FD)

236 "By the way: No crow updates. The crows kind of disappeared. I still hear them clattering but they don't visit, at least not when I'm looking."

Maybe they've been reading your posts. And plotting how to deal with your Eric Swalwell issue.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 01:17 PM (4h45B)

237 I used to love hearing its tubes warm up when you switched it on...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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The aroma of dust being cooked on hot tubes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (XeU6L)

238 Remember back when Hillary went somewhere, presumably with the media, and had to dodge artillery rounds as she crossed the tarmac in order to finalize a deal to bring peace in our time?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Bosnia. Had to corkscrew a C-141. Lots of sniper. And fucktons of bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (hU2E2)

239 One thing I love about the South is that sunburn isn't a thing.

It could be 79F in August where I grew up, and a lily-white Jew like me would have a horrible pre-cancerous burn all over his body.

Here, I just get nicely bronzed. It's totally awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (BI5O2)

240 237 I used to love hearing its tubes warm up when you switched it on...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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The aroma of dust being cooked on hot tubes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 01:20 PM (XeU6L)

That might be the most disgusting thing anyone could possibly say on a thread concerning congressional sex scandals....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2026 01:21 PM (Ot/FD)

241 Didn't Fang Fang drop dead dead? Maybe I'm confusing her with someone else?

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 01:21 PM (zBgIx)

242
The FBI had evidence.

The FBI has evidence.

The FBI fabricates evidence.

The FBI takes notes in pencil after interviews, not during.

The FBI does not record interviews, just has the later pencil record.

The FBI forensics lab is a fossilized joke.

The FBI.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 01:21 PM (azNOR)

243 Where is Eric Swallwell?

No photos of him posted on the internet in the last month.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 01:22 PM (JvZF+)

244 Who is this amorphous "they" that buried it? Wray put the kibosh on this.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 17, 2026 01:22 PM (2vEgU)

245 @241 I think the Chinese said she died in a far accident . Yeah right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 01:23 PM (rp63B)

246 The crows know that you're just phoning it in and you need to step up your game. They're scavengers, but they need more red meat.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 01:23 PM (tvdD1)

247
Rusty Nail = 2 parts Scotch to 1 part Drambuie.

Yes, they're awful.

Posted by: Auspex at August 17, 2026 01:24 PM (Y8DZL)

248 "222 At this point I just assume that every member of Congress is on the payroll of at least five foreign countries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 01:09 PM (ExV1e)
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We're the only country they DON'T work for...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 01:11 PM (FZ29D)
223 Remember when a grinning Algore gave the Russians meticulous map data of the Arctic seabed the navy had spent years accumulating?

There's only one reason Democrats get away with this and it's because the media covers for them. 100 fucking % of the time. The media has been a 5th column in this country for generations. The takedown of Nixon was the first media coup d'etat I was aware of and it was payback for his takedown of Alger fucking communist Hiss, who was a media darling.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Not just the media. The GOPe gives cover. Because that is treason.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 01:12 PM (AzRNx) "

all of the above!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 01:24 PM (VyBeY)

249 Who is this amorphous "they" that buried it? Wray put the kibosh on this.


And why is he not in prison? In general population.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 17, 2026 01:24 PM (C4BAC)

250
Bosnia. Had to corkscrew a C-141. Lots of sniper. And fucktons of bullshit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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But mostly children with flowers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

251 BTW, Ace. Concerning your reluctant crow friends. You very well may have a new threat in the area. Neighbor's cat, hawks (which is the most likely, since right about now is when the young ones become self-sufficient and don't require the adult hawk as much, freeing it up to get back to the old predatory routine), owls (same deal as Hawks, only you won't really know one is around because they are silent most of the day...just present in a nearby tree).

Or, maybe lose the gay pimp hat with the feather in the brim.

Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2026 01:25 PM (dIske)

252 I went to a baseball game yesterday where it was 105F in the stadium.

I expected to wake up around 4am with my flesh blistered. Nope. I got up at 6am feeling great, with a nice tan.

I love it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 01:25 PM (BI5O2)

253 nood HH.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2026 01:28 PM (NnhvP)

254
It has been pointed out that Hillary Clinton's utter fabrication about running serpentine to avoid sniper fire at the airport in Bosnia slanders the US military that provided her security. They would not have landed her under sniper fire.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2026 01:29 PM (iTNuP)

255 > BJ is just not a good name for a guy....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:52 PM (Sco7b)

Especially if your last name sounds like "Honeycunt".

Posted by: B. J. Hunnicutt at August 17, 2026 01:59 PM (IG3/x)

THE MORNING RANT: Amazon’s Unconscionable Counterfeit Problem; Help is on the way thanks to (Trump’s) tariffs on de minimis Chinese imports

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My wife got scammed by a counterfeit product sold through Amazon. Shame on her, I suppose, for being the kind of person who trusts prominent corporations not to be party to consumer fraud, but shame on Amazon for relying on the sale of counterfeit products as part of its business model.

If you look at headlines regarding the problem of counterfeit goods being sold online, Amazon has been engaged in a “war on counterfeiters” going back more than a decade. At this point it would appear that Amazon has little interest in actually wining this war. Like with the “war on homelessness,” there’s a great deal of money to be made in perpetuating the war on counterfeiting rather than putting an end to the problem.

Amazon makes a generous commission from products sold through its “Third Party Marketplace,” whether those products are counterfeit or not. Confusingly, the counterfeit products remain prominently displayed among non-counterfeit items on the main page of an Amazon search. Only by drilling in can you find the small print identifying it as a product being sold by a third-party seller. But Amazon allows you to add the product to your cart from its main page, without presenting any disclosure that it’s from a questionable third-party seller.

This is little different than if you went into a Whole Foods (owned by Amazon) to buy some avocado oil, but counterfeit avocado oil from a “third-party seller” was on the same shelf as the authentic product, and the phony product only had a small disclaimer in fine print on the back of the bottle.

Beyond the inherent consumer fraud of marketing counterfeit products, it puts consumers in danger, especially when it comes to products that are ingested or topically applied.

As documented in this Men’s Fitness piece from May 2025 titled “The Hidden Dangers of buying Supplements from this Popular Retailer”:

Fake supplements have been found to contain everything from harmless fillers like rice or flour to dangerous ingredients, including hidden pharmaceuticals, allergens, and heavy metals.

Brands like Now Foods and Fungi Perfecta have discovered multiple counterfeit versions of their supplements sold on Amazon, sometimes by dozens of different storefronts.

Even worse, counterfeit items sold by third-party sellers have found their way into the “Sold by Amazon” bins at distribution centers. Verifying that Amazon itself is the seller - not a third-party - still hasn’t been a reliable way to ensure that Amazon isn’t selling you a counterfeit product.

When you order a supplement on Amazon, you might assume it’s coming from the seller you picked. But with co-mingled inventory, Amazon ships the nearest unit in stock—even if it came from a different seller. Even items listed as “sold by Amazon” can be impacted if co-mingled inventory is involved.

Amazon recently made another promise to try to stop selling commingled counterfeits in its “Sold by Amazon” channel. Perhaps this time they finally mean it. But nothing about that promise changes the fact that counterfeits sold by third-party sellers are still abundant on Amazon’s website, and listed just as prominently as authentic(?) goods.

No one seems to know just how bad the problem of online counterfeiting is, but some recent tests indicate that the problem is extreme:

“Over 65% of Cosmetics Sold on Online Marketplaces Are Fake” [The Times – 7/24/2025]

More than two thirds (67 per cent) of products bought from online marketplaces such as Amazon, eBay, TikTok Shop and Vinted were likely to be imitations of the advertised brands, according to consumer rights company Which.

“I Hired a Lab to Counterfeit-Test a Dozen Suspicious Beauty Products I Bought Online; Every Single One Had a Problem” [NY Times 3/02/2026]

Through a combination of lab testing and expert assessment, we concluded that all 12 of the beauty products I’d purchased from third-party sellers on Amazon, eBay, Shein, and Walmart were either not what they claimed to be or questionable for reasons beyond their authenticity. Johnson went farther, explicitly stating that they were all “definitively identified as counterfeits.”

Amazon’s success in becoming the dominant online retailer was similar to how Google became the dominant search engine – both were the very best at what they did. Puzzlingly, both companies have decided to sabotage their success by not providing their customers the product they want. Google has degraded its search functionality such that oftentimes will not provide you the link you request and Amazon is prospering by hoodwinking customers into buying counterfeit products.

Of course, much of the counterfeit junk being sold on Amazon comes from China. Almost incomprehensibly, this junk has been exempted from duties if the cost was under $800.

The good news is that President Trump just won a battle at the U.S. Court of International Trade, and if Amazon wants to keep allowing itself to be a “marketplace” to sell counterfeit goods, those goods are going to be tariffed, making it less cost effective to undercut the genuine products being copied.


Circling back to the counterfeit product my household just bought on Amazon, my wife read about a product she wanted to try by the name of MoreLess Protein Gummies, so she bought a package online from Amazon. It came in this mailer from China.


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My wife then contacted MoreLess and received this response: “Can you tell me where you ordered from? If it was Amazon (especially through a third-party seller rather than our official storefront), there’s a decent chance what showed up isn’t actually ours – counterfeits have been known to pop up there. If that’s the case, I’d steer clear of taking them.”

On Amazon, I checked the reviews of the product and seller we inadvertently bought from, and I screen-grabbed it (immediately below). Amazon subsequently removed this seller and these reviews:


MoreLess Review.png


This is what the actual product looks like from MoreLess’ own website:


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Despite the specific third-party retailer that sold us a counterfeit product being removed, Amazon is still offering several obvious counterfeit versions of this product. Even the product on the right with almost identical packaging is likely a counterfeit, as it ships from “sichuanzhongchuangqifuxinxikejiyou xianongsi.”


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Whenever I criticize a large corporation, I get accused of being a socialist or a “Bernie Bro” by the libertarian, “free-traders” who conflate corporatism with capitalism. They tell me if I don’t like a corporation engaging in consumer fraud or otherwise behaving unethically, I can take my business elsewhere. That’s true, taking my business elsewhere is excellent advice, and buying from brick-and-mortar retailers is good for communities. I’ll do more of that.

But when a major corporation winks at its platform being used for the counterfeit sale of legitimate small businesses’ products, there is not a “magic hand” of supply and demand at work. Rather, it is a form of theft from the legitimate small businesses.

For those of us who advocate for a free market in an economically sovereign United States, we see the threat that arises from corporations engaging in willful blindness to counterfeiting and consumer fraud, especially when it benefits foreign adversaries.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

3 Yessss!!!!!

I'll cull the otters.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

4 Otter status: Culled.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:02 AM (77rzZ)

5 Sorry, Sponge. But at least it was me and not Elric.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)

6 Tariffs ftw. More please.

Posted by: x-ray jeff at August 17, 2026 11:04 AM (SrVFR)

7 Where is everyone this morning?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:04 AM (77rzZ)

8 Since when have you advocated for a free market?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 17, 2026 11:04 AM (jPziU)

9 And they're almost always from Guangzhou. Must be a major manufacturing hub in CHY-na.

Posted by: But but but MUH FREE TRADE at August 17, 2026 11:05 AM (TbWk/)

10 I got some Chinese gummies for low T and now I'm sporting a mohawk and a hankering for gold chains.

Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I made at August 17, 2026 11:05 AM (MWfyi)

11 Sorry, Sponge. But at least it was me and not Elric.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:03 AM (77rzZ)


Anyone claiming a first other than Sponge is peddling counterfeit goods.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 11:05 AM (S0M0K)

12 We purchase less and less through Amazon because of this problem. It's really blatant too.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at August 17, 2026 11:05 AM (2Xrky)

13 Whenever I criticize a large corporation, I get accused of being a socialist or a “Bernie Bro” by the libertarian, “free-traders” who conflate corporatism with capitalism.

The libertarian, “free-traders” who conflate corporatism with capitalism are pretty bad at libertarianism also since it's always been recognized that combating fraud is a legitimate activity for the state and, consequently, corporations, large or small, should be punished for failing to rein it in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 11:05 AM (ExV1e)

14 It’s all fake and gay.

These are just trans-products. How dare you question their identity, bigot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 11:06 AM (h8SbW)

15 I had my boss order a $100 CNC benchtop lathe.
Unheard of.
$100?
Mostly so I can CSI it and see what actually shows up.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 11:06 AM (7ADiS)

16 How long until a federal judge tells Trump he's not allowed to do this?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 11:06 AM (OPGS/)

17 My first clue should have been the brand name. "I Pity The Fool".

Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I made at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (MWfyi)

18 Thx Buck, sorry to hear about the fraud.
A question: has anyone ever shown by scientifically valid tests, that supplements, including vitamins actually work? I take a multivitamin every day but who knows?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (rp63B)

19 It's got electrolytes. Plants love it.

Posted by: Brawndo at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)

20 I order my viagra online from some shadeball prescription website.

It always comes in a plain brown envelope with the return address 6899 Chao Ngo Road, Municipal 2, Ban Phai, Khon Kaen, 2nd Floor Balcony Stairs, 40110, THA.

Very legitimate.

Posted by: Old Fart With A Boner at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (cfHWy)

21 eff, amazon can't even get stuff shipped on time, expecting anything higher-level is just optimism (in its perjorative sense).

also, they increasingly seem to be using vibe-coded slop in their own storefront application - things that used to work don't anymore.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (VyBeY)

22 For those of us who advocate for a free market in an economically sovereign United States, we see the threat that arises from corporations engaging in willful blindness to counterfeiting and consumer fraud, especially when it benefits foreign adversaries.

Amazon gets away with a lot because I think most people assume an outfit as big as theirs is beyond cheating, but it is not so. There is an almost perfect parallel to Jason Arday and Cambridge (really all elite universities), who proomise superior academics but provide counterfeit garbage. Both involve a willful suspension of disbelief.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

23 The avocado oil is also counterfeit.

https://tinyurl.com/yez6y33c

Posted by: 29Victor at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (0MjtC)

24 It’s all fake and gay.

These are just trans-products. How dare you question their identity, bigot.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 11:06 AM (h8SbW)

Trans-OEM parts are REAL OEM PARTS!

Posted by: I identify this product as authentic. It's my truth. at August 17, 2026 11:08 AM (TbWk/)

25 Imma get a linear amplifier for mah CB laptop for every first snd blow yer doors off. Teeyun four.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 17, 2026 11:08 AM (wxsGM)

26 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Expensive urine at August 17, 2026 11:08 AM (2Ez/1)

27 Next you bigots will be calling trans women, counterfeit women.

Wait, I kinda like that. I think will start doing that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 11:08 AM (h8SbW)

28 “sichuanzhongchuangqifuxinxikejiyou xianongsi.”

Gesundheit. Maybe you should see a doc, Buck.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:08 AM (77rzZ)

29 Ipitidaful
Do not take Ipitidaful if you are allergic to Ipitidaful.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 11:09 AM (7ADiS)

30 lol, fd, I thought that was gonna be about a guitar!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 11:10 AM (VyBeY)

31 The libertarian, “free-traders” who conflate corporatism with capitalism are pretty bad at libertarianism also since it's always been recognized that combating fraud is a legitimate activity for the state and, consequently, corporations, large or small, should be punished for failing to rein it in.

A free market assumes the participants have perfect information about the product. If a company is pushing fraudulent products, you don't generally have that information, and can't make informed decisions.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

32 Even the “genuine” product is suspect. What are you buying, and where was it manufactured? Contaminated baby formula and dog food some years back should have raised red flags. Everyone learns at their own pace I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:11 AM (Vsbiz)

33 When I hear, “protein gummies”, i immediately think of horse hooves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 11:12 AM (h8SbW)

34 linear amplifier for mah CB laptop
_-_
Watch where you put the antenna - boil the liquid inside yer eyeball, it will...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:12 AM (J4Alq)

35 it is really all the same people and the same wilful stupidity all the way down, innit, Archimedes? good comparison.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 11:12 AM (VyBeY)

36 You should reverse the arrow on "counterfeit" logo so it goes from "f" to "o."

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at August 17, 2026 11:12 AM (EjK1h)

37 Next you bigots will be calling trans women, counterfeit women.

Wait, I kinda like that. I think will start doing that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 11:08 AM (h8SbW)


Counterfeit woman -- stay away from mee-eee.
Counterfeit woman - cuz you stand when you pee-eee.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 11:12 AM (S0M0K)

38 also, they increasingly seem to be using vibe-coded slop in their own storefront application - things that used to work don't anymore.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (VyBeY)


Interestingly, when I go to their website it pegs one of my CPUs at 100% but, when I go to the website in incognito mode, it does not. It doesn't appear to be either reading or writing to disk and my memory isn't increasing so it's just burning cycles over nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e)

39 had my boss order a $100 CNC benchtop lathe.
Unheard of.
$100?
——-

The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM (Vsbiz)

40 almost always from Guangzhou. Must be a major manufacturing hub in CHY-na."

Port city....

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM (cGjQu)

41 They used our bought-off government to set up a CCP listening post less than a block away from the White House.

Do you think these same """American""" """authorities""" will Crack down on their paymasters for selling knockoff GoPros?

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)

42 I used to get a 96 count box of a variety of Community Coffee's offerings via Amazon. 4 different blends. They stopped carrying it last year. It was sort of a weird package; plain box with loose K-Cups; 24 each.

They were post "sell by date."

Not that I could tell the difference, but...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 11:15 AM (2Cry5)

43 When I hear, “protein gummies”, i immediately think of horse hooves."

J -E- llo!

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 11:15 AM (cGjQu)

44 The problem with Amazon is that the benefits it gains from what it does does not equal the costs, risks, and externalities to itself. They take a cut from merchants for being a platform for selling, even for fraudsters. But the cost from selling fraudulent items isn't really borne by them. They got their money upfront.

The same issue is with all the telecommunication companies that allow spam and scam calls on their phone lines, along with faked Caller ID data. Scammers could (still can?) literally call your phone number, with your own phone # as the ID. Or fake real numbers to try and improve the scam (hurting the true and real people owning those #'s).

Even if the phone companies made a fraction of a cent per call to connect them to you, how many millions of scam calls were going on in a single day? Doesn't matter to them if your aunt or grandmother became penniless because of scammers. They got their fraction of a penny. All the benefits, but no cost for the phone companies. Why would they improve the system, add proper security, when that would only add cost... and lower revenues, thanks to less fake calls they would get paid for?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 11:15 AM (4h45B)

45 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM


You are definitely 29.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:17 AM (bFu5X)

46 How many items at brick and mortar stores are fake?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 11:17 AM (Cqx++)

47 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard!

I really liked my x-ray specs until I stumbled into a DSA meeting. Yikes!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)

48 was sort of a weird package; plain box with loose K-Cups; 24 each."

Yeah. Kidlet bought a spool of braid fishing line with a "similar" brand name. First time he used it the color washed off the line onto his hands...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 11:18 AM (cGjQu)

49 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM


And the sea monkey queen was definitely not as hot as advertized.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:18 AM (77rzZ)

50 > The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM
---------
Yea, about those Sea Monkeys. They don't look anything like "monkeys."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 11:19 AM (2Cry5)

51 Chinee drywall filled with caustics and poisons was 25 years ago. They been poisoning us ever since.

Posted by: Ching Chow at August 17, 2026 11:19 AM (JM9I6)

52 dangerous ingredients, including hidden pharmaceuticals, allergens, and heavy metals.

Anyone else remember melamine in Chinese milk? (It was 18 years ago.)
The contaminated drywall was 20 years ago.

Here's Brave AI's synopsis of the last couple of years:
Recent reports from 2025 and 2026 highlight ongoing scandals involving bleached chicken feet, smelly insoles used in snacks, and foreign objects like human teeth found in sausages.

Admittedly, that last one isn't just a Chinese problem. (Amy's, I'm looking at you.)

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:19 AM (kU0PQ)

53 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Sea Monkeys at August 17, 2026 11:20 AM (2Ez/1)

54 Bezos builds rockets that look like cock.

He doesn't care as long as he gets more of your money.

This is obvious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:21 AM (2YhKe)

55 Lead paint in kids toys, lead in dog food.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 11:21 AM (d9FiM)

56 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM



The x-ray glasses didn't work either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2YhKe)

57 bleached chicken feet, smelly insoles used in snacks, and foreign objects like human teeth found in sausages
_-_
Ach! I think I'll go see what I have in my garden...is it rabbit season yet? No? Have to wait for a freeze, huh?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:22 AM (J4Alq)

58 Are you saying I was a disappointment?

Posted by: The X-Ray Glasses at August 17, 2026 11:22 AM (2Ez/1)

59 The Gormogons
@Gormogons
58m
GP Tax burrito wealth, starting with the evil Chipotle family which cornered the burrito market and is holding Americans hostage.

No salsa, no peace!
Aug 17, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:22 AM (rbvCR)

60 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM (Vsbiz)

I'm excited in exactly the same way. A known let down.
What I need it for will tolerate loose tolerances though.
As long as it can make them close enough and not have to stand there and turn each one it's a win.
If it's worth a damn I may order one for my shop.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (7ADiS)

61 In response to last thread's shorts controversy:

https://tinyurl.com/4749tdp5

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (AzRNx)

62 Imported Rawhide chew toys for doggies poisoned many as well.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (Vsbiz)

63 Did anyone order a subscription to Grit?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

64 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater


F'n sea monkeys didn't look like monkeys!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 11:24 AM (AzRNx)

65 I mean, c'mon... the Chinese don't even have to bother with the formal niceties of embassies and consulates, or the less-formal skullduggery of agents in various businesses to cover their agents anymore. We'll just sell a multi-story suite right in the heart of our capital to their agents, in the clear.

A bought-off flag officer in this country, the top one, in fact, recently wrote a book bragging about the fact that he had a higher loyalty to Peking than to his own troops.

They're more a part of our government than we are anymore. The idea that the Chinese would have to comply with consumer protection regulations is laughable, my dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:24 AM (BI5O2)

66 When I hear, “protein gummies”, i immediately think of horse hooves."
J -E- llo!
Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 11:15 AM (cGjQu)


Boiled down hagfish skins, my friend.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:24 AM (rbvCR)

67 Even the product on the right with almost identical packaging is likely a counterfeit

One thing to consider on what packages look like: companies change their packages. And you might be looking at a new package, or (perhaps) an old package that has been sitting in a warehouse for a long time. Or, it might just be a different version of a product - say, the 20mg version instead of the 50mg version, or the European market product instead of the US market one.

Having to try and figure that out is part of the problem.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:25 AM (kU0PQ)

68 A bought-off flag officer in this country, the top one, in fact, recently wrote a book bragging about the fact that he had a higher loyalty to Peking than to his own troops.

YD, was that Milley?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

69 Beware of any liquid claiming to have fiber - and also many "nutrition" supplements.

Because more often than not it's liquid fiber ie cheapass gut busting inulin (not insulin) aka chicory root fiber.

If you see that in the ingredients, steer clear. More than once in the past I thought I was in a Crohns mini-flare only to find I had been eating something with inulin or chicory root. Stuff is straight from hell, and they are putting it in everything.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:25 AM (rJIHE)

70 I got some Chinese gummies for low T and now I'm sporting a mohawk and a hankering for gold chains.
Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I made at August 17, 2026 11:05 AM (MWfyi)

So, you just assumed they misspelled "more" on the package when it said "Mr T"?

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:26 AM (kU0PQ)

71 Stuff is straight from hell, and they are putting it in everything.
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:25 AM (rJIHE)



I still think you need to explain your sudden cock obsession......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (2YhKe)

72 What I want to know is the increase in food or recalls increasing or is that just the perception.

There is almost a new recall daily it seems. One thing I used to have was high trust in our food distribution system and FDA oversight. No longer.

Posted by: purple hair fat chick at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (bvDnE)

73 A free market assumes the participants have perfect information about the product. If a company is pushing fraudulent products, you don't generally have that information, and can't make informed decisions.
Posted by: Archimedes

Most modern libertarians outside of the von Mises faction are grossly deficient in actually knowing economic theory as well as political theory. They are a flavor of leftism that like to take drugs, be perverts, and other anti social behavior. Do as Thou Wilt basically.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (E4rtv)

74 YD, was that Milley?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:25 AM (77rzZ)

Yes.

He bragged that he kept a back channel to the CCP so that he could warn them in real time if Trump ordered military action against China - IOW, when his own forces were being deployed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)

75 The little green Army men didn't have any cool vehicles or weapons either.

And they were flat. And the gun barrels were all bent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (2Cry5)

76 Supplements are tricky, and I wouldn’t risk them from Amazon unless directly sold though Wholefoods and they are a brand you know. I get free things all the time to try and they hope pitch on my instagram or in studio. Somethings really are better than others, and if I am going to continue with something that was outstanding, I just order directly from the manufacturer site.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (ZdaMQ)

77 How long until a federal judge tells Trump he's not allowed to do this?
Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 11:06 AM (OPGS/)

Anyone want to put money on "By the time Ace's first post shows up"?

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM (kU0PQ)

78 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)

79
He bragged that he kept a back channel to the CCP so that he could warn them in real time if Trump ordered military action against China - IOW, when his own forces were being deployed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (BI5O2)




Seems treasonous........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM (2YhKe)

80 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)



If you desire exploding diarrhea, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:29 AM (2YhKe)

81 78 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)

It does not taste like coffee. I like it in coffee, but you definitely taste it. Some people like it, others do not.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:29 AM (ZdaMQ)

82 Even if the product is made in U.S.A., the ingredients oftentimes are not. No telling what they might be adulterated with.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:29 AM (Vsbiz)

83 Supplements are tricky, and I wouldn’t risk them from Amazon unless directly sold though Wholefoods and they are a brand you know. I get free things all the time to try and they hope pitch on my instagram or in studio. Somethings really are better than others, and if I am going to continue with something that was outstanding, I just order directly from the manufacturer site.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (ZdaMQ)



I use Swanson brand supplements. No, not the TV Dinner company. Swansonvitamins dot com.

Get my NAC from them along with a few other things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:30 AM (2YhKe)

84 The little green Army men didn't have any cool vehicles or weapons either.

And they were flat. And the gun barrels were all bent.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

My neighbor ordered those. They were the rejects from the injection molding plant.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 11:30 AM (d9FiM)

85 GP Tax burrito wealth, starting with the evil Chipotle family which cornered the burrito market and is holding Americans hostage.

If only making a burrito didn't require billions of dollars worth of high-tech burrito robots.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 11:30 AM (ExV1e)

86 You're all making me paranoid. And I made a comment on yesterday's FWP thread about being amazed I could get pretty large KitKat and CoffeeCrisp bars for $0.99 Can at the dollar store.

Heh. Some guy just won an 8 or 9 foot tall Bigfoot statue on 'The Price is Right.' $5489 Dang.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 11:30 AM (Sco7b)

87 72 What I want to know is the increase in food or recalls increasing or is that just the perception.

There is almost a new recall daily it seems. One thing I used to have was high trust in our food distribution system and FDA oversight. No longer.
Posted by: purple hair fat chick

You can't have that because a) globo homo wants to source cheap so they can maximize profits and if cheap means hiring illegals for food processing that don't have a culture of basic hygiene, so be it. And b) they buy off regulators and politicians to protect them from the inevitable consequences.

In the case of Big Pharma, they buy off the media too by running insipid ads on TV--it is not so much to drive consumer demand but rather is a cudgel to keep the media from taking the side of the people rather than the corporate Pharma assholes.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)

88 Anyone want to put money on "By the time Ace's first post shows up"?
Posted by: GWB


To be honest, I'm surprised no court has ruled Trump's existence is a constitutional violation yet.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (OPGS/)

89 One thing to consider on what packages look like: companies change their packages. And you might be looking at a new package, or (perhaps) an old package that has been sitting in a warehouse for a long time. Or, it might just be a different version of a product - say, the 20mg version instead of the 50mg version, or the European market product instead of the US market one.

Having to try and figure that out is part of the problem.
Posted by: GWB


Sam's is on their third packaging revamp in less than a year of their real bacon pieces. Makes it hard to find when you are looking for an old package.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (AzRNx)

90 Off woke sock

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (bvDnE)

91 so it's just burning cycles over nothing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 11:13 AM (ExV1e)

It's burning cycles putting cookies on your machine.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (kU0PQ)

92 Bottom story of the day:

How will SNAP be impacted by a penny-less world?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (aD4fx)

93 If you see that in the ingredients, steer clear. More than once in the past I thought I was in a Crohns mini-flare only to find I had been eating something with inulin or chicory root. Stuff is straight from hell, and they are putting it in everything.
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:25 AM (rJIHE)


It is cheap and easy to get, no other use for it really, and surprisingly most North American "native root crops" are full of it. It will make you swell up like a toad and fart yourself inside out if you are not one of the lucky ones who can tolerate it. Most probiotics use it as an ingredient because it is very good media for growing gut bacteria and even such high end probiotics like Pendulum use minute amounts.
Just Thrive has a Pre-Biotic fiber that doesn't use it, that they suggest to go along with their probiotic, and it doesn't have any inulin.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR)

94
To be honest, I'm surprised no court has ruled Trump's existence is a constitutional violation yet.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (OPGS/)



Workin' on it......

Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at August 17, 2026 11:32 AM (2YhKe)

95 Chicory is not really a substitute for Coffee, it doesn’t contain Caffeine. I guess it might be an alternative though not a very good one. Civil War ersatz, because of the Union blockade. The Rebs were forced to try and roast acorns and crap like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:32 AM (Vsbiz)

96 still think you need to explain your sudden cock obsession......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:27 AM (2YhKe)

I *never* explain a joke but also it was "meta commentary" on how upset people get about other people's opinions.

Let's say I like to brush my teeth with super glue. Someone comes along pounding their fist, "these god damn super glue tooth brushers!!! Fuck them!!!".

Honestly who gives a shit. Like why would I give a fuck what you or anyone thinks. I don't need you to "accept" my way of brushing teeth? I don't give a fuck.

Equally... you got a tattoo? Great. Did you REALLY think no one was gonna have an opinion on it? Is it really someone else's business? Well kind of. You made a statement. Own it. It's just like my adoration of a nice healthy engorged cock.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:32 AM (rJIHE)

97 82 Even if the product is made in U.S.A., the ingredients oftentimes are not. No telling what they might be adulterated with.
Posted by: Common Tater
=======
Completely natural fillers like melamine, arsenic, ground glass, and the ever popular cellulose.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

98 The best toy soldiers were made of lead.

Posted by: Burton's Line of the Gums at August 17, 2026 11:33 AM (JM9I6)

99 You dear sweet summer child, you are not the customer

Posted by: It's not just a river in brazil at August 17, 2026 11:33 AM (hmdkN)

100 Remember when the Chinese killed a bunch of American dogs because they didn't know you couldn't use melamine in the dog food product/process.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 17, 2026 11:33 AM (3CbjC)

101 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater
~~~~~

And that Treasure Chest full of little green army men...Yeah, they were two dimensional.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 17, 2026 11:33 AM (3ImbR)

102 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?
Posted by: Bulg


It was during the civil war, when supply lines were disrupted.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 11:33 AM (0U5gm)

103 Or fake real numbers to try and improve the scam
Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 11:15 AM (4h45B)

The ones I've gotten for the last almost year have mostly been 800 range numbers. I just cleared 20 voicemails, of which 15+ were from 800 numbers. None of which I can see have been repeated.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:34 AM (kU0PQ)

104 Workin' on it......
Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg


I'm sure there are a lot of people who would squeal like Japanese schoolgirls if that happened.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 11:34 AM (OPGS/)

105 It's just like my adoration of a nice healthy engorged cock.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:32 AM (rJIHE)/i]


Whell, you go enjoy that cock...Imma go have a beer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:34 AM (2YhKe)

106 Being in Chipotle is like being inside a tin can with a bunch of people yelling. I can make a better burrito at home for less than tree-fiddy anyway...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:34 AM (J4Alq)

107 102 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?
Posted by: Bulg


It was during the civil war, when supply lines were disrupted.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 11:33 AM (0U5gm

We use it here still in our coffee, same with LA.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:34 AM (ZdaMQ)

108 Chicory is not really a substitute for Coffee, it doesn’t contain Caffeine. I guess it might be an alternative though not a very good one. Civil War ersatz, because of the Union blockade. The Rebs were forced to try and roast acorns and crap like that.
Posted by: Common Tater


Community Coffee with Chicory has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 11:35 AM (AzRNx)

109 I'm still a thing.

Posted by: Snake Oil at August 17, 2026 11:36 AM (2Ez/1)

110 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater
~~~~~

And that Treasure Chest full of little green army men...Yeah, they were two dimensional.

Posted by: IrishEi?!


Don't get me started about the "X-Ray Glasses"...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 17, 2026 11:36 AM (OUMaO)

111 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM (77rzZ)


It is an additive to "stretch" coffee, but Cafe du Monde has it as an ingredient, and it gives it a nice bitter taste that goes well with Vietnamese food, I have found. Especially the high garlic-high chili foods. Nom.

WWII German re-enactors love it because the German coffee ration had lots of chicory in it, and supposedly you can "moderate" the bitterness by hanging it in a canvas bag under shelter from the rain for a week or two

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:37 AM (rbvCR)

112 Does. Chicory have caffeine? If not it's of no use as a substitute.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 11:37 AM (bvDnE)

113 Shake it, Shake it, Chicory!

Posted by: Rejected Dead Lyrics at August 17, 2026 11:37 AM (JM9I6)

114 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM


Cafe du Monde ftw!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:37 AM (bFu5X)

115 Remember when the Chinese killed a bunch of American dogs because they didn't know you couldn't use melamine in the dog food product/process.
——

Baby formula as well.

It is not that they “didn’t know”, far from it, Melamine spoofs electronic detector probes into indicating bulk shipments have a higher percentage of protein than it really does. Gets a better price that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:37 AM (Vsbiz)

116 100 Remember when the Chinese killed a bunch of American dogs because they didn't know you couldn't use melamine in the dog food product/process.

___

The Chinese government executed 10 management level employees for the fiasco. The Americans involved in importing the deadly dogfood only took a hit to their stock portfolio.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (3CbjC)

117 Related Amazon problem: I search for a specific brand item, and Amazon refuses to show it to me, even though I know they sell it. Instead I get endless Chinese knockoffs that are "sponsored." I hate it.

Posted by: NCDave at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (VQC/c)

118 I still order my Bag O' Glass and General Trahn's Secret Police Confession Kit from Mainway Toys outta Chicago.

Posted by: Irwin Mainway, President and CEO at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (mqEfo)

119 Being in Chipotle is like being inside a tin can with a bunch of people yelling. I can make a better burrito at home for less than tree-fiddy anyway...

My family has learned that I will not eat at restaurants with the "louder is better for some reason" approach. It absolutely baffles me. Yes, it's nice to convey that other people think the restaurant is great, and noise suggests business, but there's a limit.

If I can't hear the person next to me, I'll go elsewhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)

120 New Orleans style Community Coffee coffee & Chicory:

https://tinyurl.com/48m3p74w

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (AzRNx)

121 How many people right now are logging into Amazon and looking up the number of hits they get when they search for snake oil?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (0U5gm)

122 We got chicory growing all over the place here in NoVa. Very common weed.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)

123 Whell, you go enjoy that cock...Imma go have a beer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:34 AM


Vintage Eddie Murphy. Nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:39 AM (bFu5X)

124 There is a guy on Youtoob who makes his shop tools from designs in old Popular Mechanics magazines.
Some of the stuff is pretty cool. I'm going to someday do the 20 ton arbor press I saw him do.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 11:39 AM (7ADiS)

125 The only thing not tool related I have ever bought from Amazon was a Kambucha SCOBY that I used for a number of years before I gave up making Kambucha at home.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2026 11:40 AM (fqnOq)

126 noise suggests business
_-_
I have always thought they did that to get people out faster. Hadn't thought about the angle you mentioned.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:40 AM (J4Alq)

127 I'm not normally big on federal regulation, but by god, there should be a federal law that all online retailers doing business in These United States must identify both a product's and a "seller's" country of origin, and MUST have a filter available to screen out products for both factors.

And I mean rammed down the throats of Amazon, Walmart, Target, and their ilk.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 11:40 AM (wtvvX)

128
Vintage Eddie Murphy. Nice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:39 AM (bFu5X)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:40 AM (2YhKe)

129 Community Coffee with Chicory has entered the chat.
——

Well, it can walk right back out. It’s a flavoring at best, by itself it is of no use. Coffee that doesn’t do what Coffee does. It’s a fucking weed that grows in the ditches.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:41 AM (Vsbiz)

130 We got chicory growing all over the place here in NoVa. Very common weed.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)[p/i]

Essentially it is "endive", like Brussel Sprouts are Cabbage

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:41 AM (rbvCR)

131 The Chinese government executed 10 management level employees for the fiasco. The Americans involved in importing the deadly dogfood only took a hit to their stock portfolio.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

sigh
You're making the Chinese out to be good guys and I don't like that.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 11:41 AM (OPGS/)

132 Seems treasonous........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM (2YhKe)

I have an extremely low opinion of our government. Virtually nothing surprises me. Bottomless perfidy is the name of the game in DC.

But Milley's public, unprompted disclosures about his Chinese loyalties - which he called routine communications! - shocked even my jaded sensibilities.

So brazen, because he knew it was SOP in the Pentagon, and that Congress understood it too, and IC opinion makers like NYT and WaPo would give him air cover.

It's all fucked up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (BI5O2)

133 Most probiotics use it
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:31 AM (rbvCR)

I try not to do "pro-biotics."
I try to eat actual biotics. Sauerkraut and yogurt (tzatziki, specifically) in particular. I need to make some more fermented slaw and sauerkraut.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (kU0PQ)

134 Next you bigots will be calling trans women, counterfeit women.

Wait, I kinda like that. I think will start doing that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2026 11:08 AM (h8SbW)

I have used that term for some time, right here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (1z8ji)

135 Did anyone ever get one of those mail order puppies that could fit in a tea cup?

Always wanted one of them...

Posted by: IrishEi?! at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (3ImbR)

136 114 Chicory can be used as a substitute for coffee, no?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:28 AM

Cafe du Monde ftw!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August

Try Mississippi Mud Coffee or Orleans Roast for a better experience.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (ZdaMQ)

137 I used to get chicory coffee occasionally when in the swamp, I don't understand the demand, as it makes the coffee bitter. Then again, I have always had my coffee black with no sugar, and I am sure cream and sugar covers it up. I assume it is just traditional, going back to the unpleasantness.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (0U5gm)

138 coffe smells good

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (vOxCS)

139 The CCP knows exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (d9FiM)

140 Community Coffee with Chicory has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026


***
I have that at their coffee shops in town, but their ground coffee has gotten pricey. For somebody who remembers when RT brand coffee with chicory was about $2.00 for 12 oz. (ca. 1989), CC's $12 is ridiculous. I buy Cafe El Morro espresso-style at Aldi, 8.8 oz. for $3.60, so a little more than a pound for just over $7.00.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (wzUl9)

141 Probably 1/3 to 1/2 of all "branded" merchandise sold online -- and probably a lot at retailers, too -- is counterfeit.

It's very easy to copy a famous brand and logo, slap in on some Chinesium, and sell it online. That's basically what the actual licensed sellers do anyway, except they pay for the license.

The odds of getting caught are low, and if you do, you just close shop and open up under a different name.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

142
Try Mississippi Mud Coffee or Orleans Roast for a better experience.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (ZdaMQ)



I miss Muddy Mudskipper........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (2YhKe)

143 117 Related Amazon problem: I search for a specific brand item, and Amazon refuses to show it to me, even though I know they sell it. Instead I get endless Chinese knockoffs that are "sponsored." I hate it.
Posted by: NCDave
=======
Someone tired of that as well came up with an extension to the web browser that screens out that crap. I think you can find it by search engines but caveat emptor to any software install or extension.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

144 My family has learned that I will not eat at restaurants with the "louder is better for some reason" approach. It absolutely baffles me. Yes, it's nice to convey that other people think the restaurant is great, and noise suggests business, but there's a limit.

If I can't hear the person next to me, I'll go elsewhere.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 11:38 AM (Riz8t)


My comment about such places are that, "fortunately the restaurant has turned the sound system up so it won't be drowned out by the noise of the diners trying to talk to each other"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (rbvCR)

145 ***My wife got scammed by a counterfeit product sold through Amazon
--

Now do medicine from them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 11:44 AM (vOxCS)

146 It's simple. If it's a small business, like an Amish store selling raw milk, the government will confiscate it all and dump it, even if it tests clean and there have been no reported health issues. If it's a big corporation, with multiple recalls for health issues, they will be allowed to keep selling it and to stay in business.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 17, 2026 11:44 AM (bkuEU)

147 I used to get chicory coffee occasionally when in the swamp, I don't understand the demand, as it makes the coffee bitter. Then again, I have always had my coffee black with no sugar, and I am sure cream and sugar covers it up. I assume it is just traditional, going back to the unpleasantness.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026


***
There's a small chain here called French Truck. I had some coffee w/ chicory at one of their coffee shops. Even sweetener and cream couldn't keep it from being vicious.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 11:44 AM (wzUl9)

148 If it’s from a 3rd party on Amazon it’s either a scam or a Temu piece of shit knockoff. I thought everyone knew this.

Posted by: Kray at August 17, 2026 11:45 AM (dKrJA)

149 126 noise suggests business
_-_
I have always thought they did that to get people out faster. Hadn't thought about the angle you mentioned.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 11:40 AM

That's why I like Panera Bread. Not for the food. I just get some coffee and use it as a hang out and use the WiFi with my laptop space.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 11:45 AM (2Ez/1)

150 I got some Chinese gummies for low T and now I'm sporting a mohawk and a hankering for gold chains.
Posted by: fd - I forgive you
-----

Tats?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 11:45 AM (XeU6L)

151 It's simple. If it's a small business, like an Amish store selling raw milk, the government will confiscate it all and dump it, even if it tests clean and there have been no reported health issues. If it's a big corporation, with multiple recalls for health issues, they will be allowed to keep selling it and to stay in business.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 17, 2026 11:44 AM (bkuEU)



Well, the Amish have a way of proving to the world that everything government shoves down your throat is pure bullshit, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:45 AM (2YhKe)

152 In 1989 they hadn’t gotten all faggy yet with those oh so twee 12.347 ounce “pounds” of Coffee.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:46 AM (Vsbiz)

153 Yang Poon.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 11:46 AM (7ADiS)

154 got some Chinese gummies for low T and now I'm sporting a mohawk and a hankering for gold chains.
Posted by: fd - I forgive you

Feather earrings and fear of flying, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 11:47 AM (d9FiM)

155 I saw Yang Poon open for Wang Chung at Arcadia in '95.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:48 AM (2YhKe)

156 you just close shop and open up under a different name.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

Most of them in China don't even bother with the "close up shop" step. They just change the signage.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:48 AM (kU0PQ)

157 There's nothing particularly free market about defending Amazon, or really any company. Or person, for that matter. There really is a need to regulate trade because fraud and fraudsters is a thing and one of the most important roles of government is to settle disputes among individuals.

I've shifted some of my buying away from Amazon. It's too hard to find, well, anything in particular because they've made the search so useless. If getting a particular thing actually matters, like buying repair parts for appliances or small engines or whatnot, I now tend to go to a specialized vendor. I haven't moved all of my spending to other places, because on-line shopping is a quagmire, but I am pretty quick to look elsewhere if it seems appropriate.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 17, 2026 11:48 AM (Zst8M)

158 The godless Chinese will steal, copy and sell anything for cheap, and Amazon will market it, apparently. I've looked a power equipment on Amazon that looks a whole lot like Dewalt or Stihl, but is neither, nor is the price like Dewalt or Stihl. Take your chances, but buyer beware, as the saying goes.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 11:48 AM (QaH55)

159 I try not to do "pro-biotics."
I try to eat actual biotics. Sauerkraut and yogurt (tzatziki, specifically) in particular. I need to make some more fermented slaw and sauerkraut.
Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM (kU0PQ)


My problem is that I seem to have killed of some important strains in my gut with antibiotics, and kimchi and kraut were not helping things enough. Just Thrive does, and I take another brand that has Clostridium butyricum to try to offset issues that statins have on my blood glucose levels.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (rbvCR)

160 Most of them in China don't even bother with the "close up shop" step. They just change the signage.
Posted by: GWB


The Learing Center - Minneapolis

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (AzRNx)

161 There's a small chain here called French Truck. I had some coffee w/ chicory at one of their coffee shops. Even sweetener and cream couldn't keep it from being vicious.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

I think you like it or you don’t, but I also think when the balance of chicory to coffee is off, like they are trying to be too cute with it, it ruins what it should be. I am in the like it camp, but I don’t like it from PJs. At all.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (ZdaMQ)

162 There's a small chain here called French Truck. I had some coffee w/ chicory at one of their coffee shops. Even sweetener and cream couldn't keep it from being vicious.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You should've gone with the pumpkin-spice chicory...

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)

163 There's a small chain here called French Truck. I had some coffee w/ chicory at one of their coffee shops. Even sweetener and cream couldn't keep it from being vicious.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 11:44 AM (wzUl9)

At least it wasn't called French Tuck. *ahem*

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (kU0PQ)

164 Who else remembers the poster selling cheap rolexes here.

Fuck it most of the legit luxury good are also made in Gyna.

Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (CbXI9)

165 This country could use a man like Joe McCarthy again. We're well past due for a Yellow Scare.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (BI5O2)

166
You should've gone with the pumpkin-spice chicory...
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (77rzZ)/i]


According to the last thread, you can wipe your ass with it, too!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (2YhKe)

167 "Did anyone order a subscription to Grit?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

Selling that newspaper was my first job. Didn't pay squat.

Posted by: NCDave at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (VQC/c)

168 Somewhere in the neighborhood of 70-75 pct of what Amazon sells is made in China, they would be out of business if you could filter and exclude by country of origin, plus you probably wouldn't be able to find what you were intending to buy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2026 11:50 AM (fqnOq)

169 Is good if good for China!

Posted by: Chinese Economic Philosopher at August 17, 2026 11:50 AM (J4Alq)

170 GRIT is a free OTA TV channel that runs westerns 24/7.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:50 AM (2YhKe)

171 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (d9FiM)

172 It's very easy to copy a famous brand and logo, slap in on some Chinesium, and sell it online. That's basically what the actual licensed sellers do anyway, except they pay for the license.

The odds of getting caught are low, and if you do, you just close shop and open up under a different name.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (iFTx/)


It depends, too. The shops making the originals may well be making the counterfeit as well. It is China after all, and "honesty and fair measure" was one of the other Four Olds the cultural revolution got rid of.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (rbvCR)

173 FWIW, advertising is now one of the biggest profit centers for Amazon and makes more net profit than it does from retail. And the margins are far higher.

So Amazon destroyed its own search algorithms in order to sell ads to vendors for product placement. Same as grocery stores sell the best shelf space to big food companies. That makes you have to bend over, reach way up high, or other stunts to get what you want in a grocery store. In Amazon's marketplace, their virtual shelf though is crammed full of the same company under different shells selling the same exact slop under different names. That allows IP theft, fake shit, and other means of putting the crapola products in the prominent position and the buyer ending up never being able to find what brand they actually want that is genuine.

That is also why you see some name brand companies no longer selling to Amazon at all directly--they are tired of getting the blame for phony products sold by shitty Amazon vendors. That in turn is where the small business shady types buy out of date name brand products and flog them via Amazon.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (E4rtv)

174 That's why I like Panera Bread. Not for the food. I just get some coffee and use it as a hang out and use the WiFi with my laptop space.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026


***
I used to go there. Then they got all Nazi with the face diaper crap, and I haven't been in there more than twice in the last six years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (wzUl9)

175 Who else remembers the poster selling cheap rolexes here.
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Cheap rolexes? How much were they?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (rJIHE)

176 I think you like it or you don’t, but I also think when the balance of chicory to coffee is off, like they are trying to be too cute with it, it ruins what it should be.

*IPAs have joined the chat*

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)

177 The godless Chinese will steal, copy and sell anything for cheap, and Amazon will market it, apparently. I've looked a power equipment on Amazon that looks a whole lot like Dewalt or Stihl, but is neither, nor is the price like Dewalt or Stihl. Take your chances, but buyer beware, as the saying goes.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder


That's usually not a problem. The "Ryobi" batteries for half price or better than Ryobi are obviously not Ryobi. Half price is usually a dead giveaway.

True counterfeit is when they make it look identical to Ryobi.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 11:52 AM (AzRNx)

178 One can search for a specific brand name product, and not get it to show in the first three pages on Amazon. There is a filter on the left side where you can limit the search to the specific manufacturer, but even that only filters the first page or so of hits. It is ridiculous.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 11:52 AM (0U5gm)

179 Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (CbXI9)



You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 17, 2026 11:52 AM (2YhKe)

180 kimchi and kraut were not helping things enough.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (rbvCR)

I can understand that and sympathize. (I did the kraut thing after a bout of sinus infection that required heavy anti-biotics.) I hope you can get to a point where you don't need the supplement, though, and can handle it with just eating good food.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:52 AM (kU0PQ)

181 Does King Harv sell chicory coffee?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 17, 2026 11:52 AM (2Ez/1)

182 If you put anything you buy on Amazon into your body you should have your fucking head examined.

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2026 11:53 AM (oqH4h)

183 168 Somewhere in the neighborhood of 70-75 pct of what Amazon sells is made in China, they would be out of business if you could filter and exclude by country of origin, plus you probably wouldn't be able to find what you were intending to buy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
=========
I see fake products being diversified from China now. Vietnam, Philippines, Thailand, Bangladesh, India are also getting in on it. Sometimes simply stamping their own made by country name on Chicom goods to avoid tariffs.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:53 AM (E4rtv)

184 The Gormogons
@Gormogons
58m
GP Tax burrito wealth, starting with the evil Chipotle family which cornered the burrito market and is holding Americans hostage.

No salsa, no peace!
Aug 17, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC


A reminder to all why burritos are expensive (but they aren't $20)
https://spencerpratt.substack.com /p/bombs-burnt-beef-and -the-big-20-burrito

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 17, 2026 11:53 AM (C0Nlv)

185 On Alibaba (basically China's Amazon but sells a ton here) you can literally buy counterfeit US currency.

It's gold and silver Eagle coins, made to look exactly like the real thing. So shops can defraud people.

Can you imagine what would happen to a US corporation if it was selling counterfeit Chinese currency to Chinese people? It would be shut down within seconds.

China really does whatever the hell it wants, I thought after Covid things would change, but seems even stronger.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 17, 2026 11:53 AM (CmWt8)

186 Most Avocado oil is mixed with other seed oils. My niece produces Marianne’s avocado oil, it was the only off the shelf Avocado oil certified 100% pure by U.C. Davis. Much like olive oil most common brands are mixed oil.

Posted by: Nevada Dave at August 17, 2026 11:53 AM (e61sa)

187
*IPAs have joined the chat*
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (Riz8t)



Meh. I know an IPA is going to be ass going into it, so I never order one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2YhKe)

188 Did anyone order a subscription to Grit?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

Selling that newspaper was my first job. Didn't pay squat.
Posted by: NCDave at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (VQC/c)

It was still a pretty cool newspaper. Had some excellent short stories in it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 17, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew8)

189 Most people who're semi aware know the Chinese are "in" everything here; government, industry, infrastructure, education, business, etc. All of America has been infiltrated. Every. Last. Bit.

They have personal info on every citizen, not just certain demographics. They have their own police stations. Man entire recruiting offices for our military. Own many a member of Congress.

We screw with each other on the international scene as if it was some sort of sitcom on TV.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 11:54 AM (2Cry5)

190 Cheap rolexes? How much were they?

Posted by: ...



Last time I was in China, I was offered the opportunity to purchase a nice Ralux watch for approximately $50 US.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 11:54 AM (0U5gm)

191 GRIT is a free OTA TV channel that runs westerns 24/7.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026


***
And Zorro on Saturday mornings! Technically it's not a "Western" in the way we think of it, but it's set in California and has horses and the occasional single-shot pistol as well as Don Diego's sword work, so why not.

Movies! is another OTA with classic and sometimes fairly recent films. I think they're uncut, but you have to deal with commercials. Still, they have great stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 11:54 AM (wzUl9)

192 There's a chain of overstock/lot stores on the east coast called "Black Friday Daily Deals". Its gimmick is that it stocks a bunch of troughs with boxed junk on a weekly basis, charges $10 a box/item on Friday, then drops the price on items daily until it's just $1 on Wednesday. Thursday they close and restock.

Most of the junk there is still in Amazon packaging with some sort of delivery slip or content label. Not sure how much of the pile is made of returned items. But it's a big pile. And notably, those labels tend to be in Chinese.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 11:55 AM (4h45B)

193 ... there is not a “magic hand” of supply and demand at work.

---------------

"Little Known Fact: The Heart song "Magic Man" was a tribute to Adam Smith."

/The Invisible Hand

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 11:55 AM (b0PnQ)

194
I buy Cafe El Morro espresso-style at Aldi, 8.8 oz. for $3.60, so a little more than a pound for just over $7.00.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


In a package that looks just like Café Bustelo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026 11:55 AM (Cqx++)

195 GRIT is a free OTA TV channel that runs westerns 24/7.
Posted by: Sponge
-----

I watch it from time-to-time, and play a mental game of Name the Actor. A lot of regulars in those old movies. A couple of years ago they ran the entire Gunsmoke series. Something like 420 episodes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 11:56 AM (XeU6L)

196 Who else remembers the poster selling cheap rolexes here.
Posted by: Paul at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (CbXI9)

When on deployment to third- or second-world nations, all the aviators and aviator-adjacent folks bought the knock-offs from the street vendors, just to have one.

Rolexe, Britling, Brietling, Roolex, even the occasional Cassio.

Everyone thought it was a lark for $30 of your per diem.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2026 11:56 AM (kU0PQ)

197 I buy Cafe El Morro espresso-style at Aldi, 8.8 oz. for $3.60, so a little more than a pound for just over $7.00.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
In a package that looks just like Café Bustelo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026


***
That's right. Dollar Tree used to carry it in the days when everything in the store *was* a dollar, but not any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 11:57 AM (wzUl9)

198 Café Bustelo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026



I had that once.

It was terrible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:57 AM (2YhKe)

199 We could use a man like JJ Angleton, for that matter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:57 AM (BI5O2)

200 I try to discourage my wife from buying generic products all the time. She says "but it's all the same." To which I say if it's all the same, it wouldn't be "generic." Sometimes I win, and sometimes I don't. Marriage...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 11:57 AM (QaH55)

201 I have problems telling what legit products are when it's a market segment I've never bought from before.

Take headphones. $40 pair of ONN bone conducting headphones from walmart, decent sound quality, excellent mobility, broke 2 weeks in, in such a way that they won't hold one of the speakers in the correct position.

Look for replacement on Amazon, just so see what they have.
Replacements range from $14 to $150 and I have absolutely no clue what the names of legit manufacturers even are, because none of them are Sony or Phillips or Maxell or Bose. (yeah, that's how old I am)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 17, 2026 11:58 AM (C0Nlv)

202 We could use a man like JJ Angleton, for that matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Even Alan Dulles and J. Edgar were afraid of Angleton.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

203 And Zorro on Saturday mornings! Technically it's not a "Western" in the way we think of it, but it's set in California and has horses ...
------
Glad you noticed.

Posted by: Tornado at August 17, 2026 11:58 AM (XeU6L)

204 What USA need is good 75 cent egg roll.

Posted by: Xi Jinping, President PRC at August 17, 2026 11:59 AM (wVcYX)

205 I watch it from time-to-time, and play a mental game of Name the Actor. A lot of regulars in those old movies. A couple of years ago they ran the entire Gunsmoke series. Something like 420 episodes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026


***
Name the Actor, and its spinoff, How Many Actors in This Movie Would Also Be on Star Trek or U.N.C.L.E.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 11:59 AM (wzUl9)

206 Try Mississippi Mud Coffee or Orleans Roast for a better experience.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 11:42 AM


Noted, thanks! I'll look for them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:59 AM (bFu5X)

207 I try to discourage my wife from buying generic products all the time. She says "but it's all the same." To which I say if it's all the same, it wouldn't be "generic." Sometimes I win, and sometimes I don't. Marriage...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 11:57 AM (QaH55)



Always wanted my dad to pick up a 6-pack of BEER when roaming the store, but he never did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:59 AM (2YhKe)

208 What USA need is good 75 cent egg roll.
Posted by: Xi Jinping

Wawa eggrolls are fantastic.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:00 PM (77rzZ)

209 > 15 I had my boss order a $100 CNC benchtop lathe.
Unheard of.
$100?
Mostly so I can CSI it and see what actually shows up.
Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 11:06 AM (7ADiS)

From TEMU?

I got an email blurb from them a while back about a "big lathe sale" or something to that effect.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 12:00 PM (IG3/x)

210 Drink Walmart coffee.

Complete colon cleanse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 12:00 PM (d9FiM)

211 Café Bustelo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2026


I had that once.

It was terrible.
Posted by: Sponge
--------

Concur.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2026 12:01 PM (XeU6L)

212 I try to discourage my wife from buying generic products all the time. She says "but it's all the same." To which I say if it's all the same, it wouldn't be "generic." Sometimes I win, and sometimes I don't. Marriage...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 17, 2026 11:57 AM (QaH55)

You must decide. Do you want to be right or do you not want to sleep on the couch?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 12:01 PM (wVcYX)

213 190 Cheap rolexes? How much were they?

Posted by: ...



Last time I was in China, I was offered the opportunity to purchase a nice Ralux watch for approximately $50 US.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 17, 2026 11:54 AM (0U5gm)
- - - - - - - - - -
I'm reminded of the "bum" guy in UHF that bought a Rolex for a penny.

To be fair, that specific penny "[...] was worth a fortune!"

Posted by: Another Anon at August 17, 2026 12:01 PM (4h45B)

214
From TEMU?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 12:00 PM (IG3/x)




This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: Hakeem Jeffries at August 17, 2026 12:01 PM (2YhKe)

215 Even Alan Dulles and J. Edgar were afraid of Angleton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

Right or wrong, he did what he did for G-d and country, and never apologized for it. He was loyal. A good man, even if you don't like him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 12:01 PM (BI5O2)

216 China really does whatever the hell it wants, I thought after Covid things would change, but seems even stronger.

Posted by: Sharpie
-----
They are definitely weaker in some respects--basically corporations and businesses are moving away from them. Even Microsoft has finally given up on the idea that they can make bank in China (saw the news article this week describing the withdrawal). But momentum continues for a bit until divestiture occurs. And the decoupling is occurring, just not nearly as fast as we would like it.

Difficult for the US to detangle the relationship in part because so many domestic GOP and Dem politicians, institutions, and key political donors are embedded in keeping China market access. The donors are beginning to fade, the institutions like universities are beginning to retrench, and the pols are being replaced.

We are in the half empty half full with Trump right now.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)

217 Lot of stuff done already. Let's see if anything stupid or infuriating is going on. Actually, if I can't control it, I let it go...

CBC - Trump tariffs. Bring the pimp hand until the country as a whole are less bastards. And stop polluting your air.

CNN - Trump tells troops to tough it out. If onky he was as caring as the Clintons...

FoxNews - Outnumbered - Mom's angry with Big Tech

MS Now - Blanche has their panties in a bunch. The men too.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)

218 Cheap rolexes? How much were they?
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM

Twenty bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Come on, people! at August 17, 2026 12:03 PM (2Ez/1)

219 Hayden Panettiere died. 36 years old. My mom liked one of the shows she was on years ago.

Odds are it was an OD or possibly suicide.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

220 While not a fan of Amazon, I have to say, because of their speedy delivery service my local companies are offering faster delivery times. Certain Black folks still need to get a better attitude when servicing white folks.

Posted by: sidney at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (Uy/WF)

221
Odds are it was an OD or possibly suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)



They're saying cardiac arrest from drug OD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (2YhKe)

222 It's simple. If it's a small business, like an Amish store selling raw milk, the government will confiscate it all and dump it, even if it tests clean and there have been no reported health issues. If it's a big corporation, with multiple recalls for health issues, they will be allowed to keep selling it and to stay in business.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 17, 2026 11:44 AM (bkuEU)

---------------

The foundation of many Covid PsyOps writ largeworldwide.

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:05 PM (b0PnQ)

223 Excellent, Buck.

Fooled twice.

Had a period of ice and snow the past winter and couldn't find deicer locally. Ordered from Amazon, and that wasn't a good idea. Because it was cheap, tossed it out rather than the hassle of returning it at that time. I guess that's how the scammers make their profits.

A variety of fake products come in from Hong Kong advertised under Google Discovery, etc. I got caught up in the spring ordering something cute for a garden that was supposed to be from North Carolina craft persons. It turned out to being expensive junk from a NYC warehouse.

However, the supplier had to be tracked back to Hong Kong within 2 weeks from time of receipt for a refund.
The process to track the real supplier, its address, and then return the small package legally ($35+) was a hassle & costly. In the end, the supplier didn't pick it up from the Hong Kong drop point & two weeks later, the package worked its way back to me. I wasn't reimbursed the out-of-pocket for shipping the junk to Hong Kong.

I've put a complaint in to the BBB over the ads but there are so many identical complaints, I don't see how it can address them without federal government help.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 12:05 PM (NFX2v)

224 Jfg Coffee, Ground, Med Dark, Bonus Blend 30.6 Oz
price:$14.48

Posted by: Mike Hammer, not a coffee snob at August 17, 2026 12:05 PM (XeU6L)

225 Odds are it was an OD or possibly suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)


They're saying cardiac arrest from drug OD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (2YhKe)
___

I'm shocked, shocked!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

226 Hayden Panettiere died. 36 years old. My mom liked one of the shows she was on years ago.

Odds are it was an OD or possibly suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Happened here in Greenville. All over the local news.

She had problems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 12:06 PM (d9FiM)

227 Community Coffee with Chicory has entered the chat."

Ah. Nectar of the gods...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 12:06 PM (cGjQu)

228 Right or wrong, he did what he did for G-d and country, and never apologized for it. He was loyal. A good man, even if you don't like him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Always wondered why his middle name was "Jesus," as that's a name that no American would give their child. Turns out, his mother was Mexican, so it was "Jesús."

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:06 PM (77rzZ)

229 221
Odds are it was an OD or possibly suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)


They're saying cardiac arrest from drug OD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah, she was a mess. Her poor daughter has to deal not only with her mom giving up custody, but now her mom killed herself. I am hopeful her dad is solid, he is Ukrainian boxer.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

230 Cheap rolexes? How much were they?
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:51 AM (rJIHE)


I picked up 2 in the tourist market right near the cruise pier in Nassau / Bahamas. $100 cash total after "negotiating". Years ago. They work great.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 12:07 PM (S0M0K)

231 Facebook has a number of people selling counterfeit stuff. Some are at least honest about it and market the stuff (clothing, jewelry, shoes, accessories) as knockoffs.

Others don't. A couple people on FB make an "honest" living off of selling fake shit to the masses. Some of it, like certain purses or the like are so close to authentic that it takes a keen eye to know what to look for.

Issues crop up from time to time with certain companies getting more than a bit agitated about it and take legal action to halt the sales.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 12:07 PM (2Cry5)

232 I've read that Amazon will also engage in IP theft by appropriating products to be sold under the "Amazon Basics" label.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 17, 2026 12:07 PM (2vEgU)

233 215 Even Alan Dulles and J. Edgar were afraid of Angleton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

Right or wrong, he did what he did for G-d and country, and never apologized for it. He was loyal. A good man, even if you don't like him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

None of us are in a good position to evaluate spooks--they have the power to classify their misdeeds and have their own pet scribes to release stuff they think makes them look fabulous.

What goes in their heads is even less available to us especially over a distance in history.

Like ouroboros in Midgard, we get glimpses of the scaly monster of the Deep State and its apparatchiks but cannot comprehend the complete picture lest it destroy us.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)

234 he is Ukrainian boxer.
Posted by: Piper

Hah! Leaving out the article, just as a Ukrainian speaker would! Well done!

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

235 Cheap rolexes? How much were they?"

Bought a gen u wine rolex and pair of "okeley" sunglasses from a guy at Times Square.
He was putting on such a show...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (cGjQu)

236 CNN - Trump tells troops to tough it out. If onky he was as caring as the Clintons...

Is this that idiocy with the video of the "shocking" bathroom on a Navy ship?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (2ocoG)

237 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM

You are definitely 29.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:17 AM (bFu5X)

Oh, yeah? At least my genuine X Ray glasses worked!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (hmYU4)

238 You must decide. Do you want to be right or do you not want to sleep on the couch?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 12:01 PM (wVcYX)

----------------

You're allowed a couch at least?

/ShainS in The DogHouse

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:09 PM (b0PnQ)

239
Hah! Leaving out the article, just as a Ukrainian speaker would! Well done!
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (77rzZ)

We will pretend that was on purpose. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

240 Hayden Panettiere died"

The cheerleader, right?

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 12:10 PM (cGjQu)

241 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater

You are definitely 29.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Charles Atlas "How to not get sand kicked in your face" book.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 12:10 PM (AzRNx)

242 Did anyone order a subscription to Grit?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (77rzZ)

Selling that newspaper was my first job. Didn't pay squat.
Posted by: NCDave at August 17, 2026 11:49 AM (VQC/c)

It was still a pretty cool newspaper. Had some excellent short stories in it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 17, 2026 11:54 AM (g8Ew

Oh, I agree. I just didn't make any money selling it. Possibly my lack of sales skills...

Posted by: NCDave at August 17, 2026 12:10 PM (VQC/c)

243 Oh, yeah? At least my genuine X Ray glasses worked!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (hmYU4)

----------------

See-Though (Girls' Clothing) Glasses FTW ... NOT!

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 12:10 PM (b0PnQ)

244 Is this that idiocy with the video of the "shocking" bathroom on a Navy ship?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (2ocoG)

Not sure.

I'm just giving the headlines. Probably.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 12:11 PM (Sco7b)

245 Hayden Panettiere died"

The cheerleader, right?
Posted by: man


Actress. Life imitates art.
Played a strung out druggie singer on Nashville.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 12:11 PM (AzRNx)

246 The cheerleader, right?
Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 12:10 PM (cGjQu)


Malcolm's babysitter!

Posted by: far cry at August 17, 2026 12:12 PM (fmbc9)

247 Etsy has this problem too. People buy from their site thinking they're getting handcrafted goods and the prices usually reflect that. But they have had a huge uptick in resellers buying stuff from Temu and selling them on Etsy for 3x, 4x, or even 5x increase in price. Sometimes they even use pictures from other sellers to hide what they're doing.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 12:12 PM (mkw2N)

248 we need about a hundred Angletons these days, each one with the backing of a platoon of Marines deputized as federal marshals.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 12:12 PM (VyBeY)

249 Odds are it was an OD or possibly suicide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)


They're saying cardiac arrest from drug OD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:04 PM (2YhKe)

Yeah, she was a mess. Her poor daughter has to deal not only with her mom giving up custody, but now her mom killed herself. I am hopeful her dad is solid, he is Ukrainian boxer.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 12:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
____

Wlad Klitschko. Was a major boxing talent, although could never really take a punch. Ditto his brother Vitali.

My best guess is Wlad took one too many punches to the head, but he's gotta be in better shape than she was.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

250 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM

You are definitely 29.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:17 AM (bFu5X)

Oh, yeah? At least my genuine X Ray glasses worked!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (hmYU4)

My remote-contolled ghost didn't. White balloon, white trash bag, and 5 ft of kite string.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 12:12 PM (wVcYX)

251 Sponge gets me.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 12:13 PM (rJIHE)

252 The GRIT newspaper hq was near my grandparents house. I think the building houses a heating and ac company now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 12:13 PM (d9FiM)

253 But OrangeMan bad!!!!!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & The MSM at August 17, 2026 12:13 PM (ABp4D)

254 although whig @ 233 makes a good point, too ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 12:13 PM (VyBeY)

255 Seriously Georgia ? Ossoff is an ass hole...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:13 PM (ls9tU)

256 Someone tired of that as well came up with an extension to the web browser that screens out that crap. I think you can find it by search engines but caveat emptor to any software install or extension.
Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

Thanks. I'll look for that.

Posted by: NCDave at August 17, 2026 12:14 PM (VQC/c)

257 Hayden Panettiere died

The cheerleader, right?


Yes. She was the cheerleader on Heroes. She was also the precocious little girl on Remember the Titans.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)

258 The “Submarine” I ordered from the back of the comic book was pretty underwhelming. Cardboard! Those fuckers.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 11:14 AM

You are definitely 29.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 11:17 AM (bFu5X)

Oh, yeah? At least my genuine X Ray glasses worked!!
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (hmYU4)

My remote-contolled ghost didn't. White balloon, white trash bag, and 5 ft of kite string.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 12:12 PM (wVcYX)
________

"Meh"

-- Sea Monkeys

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

259 Sea monkeys

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 12:15 PM (NFX2v)

260 My remote-contolled ghost didn't. White balloon, white trash bag, and 5 ft of kite string.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 12:12 PM (wVcYX)
________

"Meh"

-- Sea Monkeys
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 17, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

My secret decoder ring was crap too

Posted by: Ralphie at August 17, 2026 12:15 PM (ls9tU)

261 I have a fun story involving Angleton.

If any of you are familiar with defense contractors, they often buy off military and intelligence officers with board positions.

I once worked for one such, and they brought in a couple of these guys, one of whose names most of you would know, and the other would be known to some small number of you.

They came in to this all hands meeting where most of the people were wary of, if not openly hostile toward the government, to assuage their fears.

At the end, they did this "ask us anything" segment. This was during the Snowden thing, so all the questions were about NSA culpability.

Except mine. I only asked "Was Yuri Nosenko a triple agent or not?"

It was the one question where the NSA guy said "we can't answer."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 12:15 PM (BI5O2)

262 I think the building houses a heating and ac company now.

I enjoy all of the headlines from French media about air conditioning being "extremist right wing". We live in clown world.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:15 PM (2ocoG)

263 AP: After killing hundreds in boat strikes, US military expands campaign on land in Latin America

hundreds ?!?

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:16 PM (Urnar)

264 Yes. She was the cheerleader on Heroes. "

One of the early "streaming" shows...

Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 12:16 PM (cGjQu)

265 263 AP: After killing hundreds in boat strikes, US military expands campaign on land in Latin America

hundreds ?!?
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:16 PM (Urnar)


"hundreds" of innocent fishermen...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 12:16 PM (ls9tU)

266 Capper's Weekly was like the Pepsi to GRIT's Coke.

Anybody remember that one?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 12:17 PM (IG3/x)

267 Speaking of GRIT, for a while I was a member of The Grange, and received their quarterly(?) newspaper. Interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, not a coffee snob at August 17, 2026 12:18 PM (XeU6L)

268 255 Seriously Georgia ? Ossoff is an ass hole...
Posted by: It's me donna
========
He and Warnock were installed by the Big Cheat of 2020 and the state GOP governor and secretary of state were complicit.

Believed in part because both Kemp and Ratshitburger were deeply entwined with Chicom business interests and the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce. Savannah is a big port on the East Coast now.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (E4rtv)

269 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (2YhKe)

270 Except mine. I only asked "Was Yuri Nosenko a triple agent or not?"

It was the one question where the NSA guy said "we can't answer."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 12:15 PM (BI5O2)

Heh! The concept of triple agent causes the wheels in my brain to spin wildly and smoke… it’s like I know that you know that I know that you know… etc etc

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 12:19 PM (sXOHS)

271 "Little Known Fact: The Heart song "Magic Man" was a tribute to Adam Smith."

/The Invisible Hand
Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2026 11:55 AM (b0PnQ)
-------------------
Try to understand. Try to understand. Try Try Try. To Understand...

Posted by: Nancy Wilson, Educator at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (B0NCh)

272 Hayden Panettiere was also in a Netflix show that I watched for some reason called Nashville. She played a rising country star. It was kind of like A Star Is Born, and surprisingly not woke.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (wGerL)

273 Two weeks ago bookmarked two computers. When back yesterday, they are no longer available and those that were close have half the memory, twice the price and bad reviews.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 12:20 PM (vOxCS)

274 I watched this YouTube video where these auto guys went thru the electronics of some Nissan automobile because the car would always start/stop.

After hours and hours, they looked at the old hood latch assembly that the owner had replaced on the car. Seems the Amazon replacement didn’t always send an obvious ‘1’ or ‘0’ with the signal somewhere in between. The car worked fine with the Nissan replacement, but not the Amazon.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (Urnar)

275 Except mine. I only asked "Was Yuri Nosenko a triple agent or not?"

It was the one question where the NSA guy said "we can't answer."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

One of my profs was a key Senate staffer on the Church Committee and had the clout to interview CIA directors (I had to transcribe them as a senior grad student). He was not a fan of Angleton because of the damage that Angleton's secret ops did to the overall functioning of the agency. There is a reason he got fired and it wasn't over the spy hunter nonsense that Angleton promoted.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)

276 201 and I have absolutely no clue what the names of legit manufacturers even are, because none of them are Sony or Phillips or Maxell or Bose. (yeah, that's how old I am)

i'm right here, you know

Posted by: bell & howell at August 17, 2026 12:22 PM (v3pYe)

277 199 We could use a man like JJ Angleton, for that matter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:57 AM (BI5O2)

Yes! We need a drunk. A really good one.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (7ADiS)

278 273 Two weeks ago bookmarked two computers. When back yesterday, they are no longer available and those that were close have half the memory, twice the price and bad reviews.

you're welcome

Posted by: chatgpt, sucking up all the memory in the world at August 17, 2026 12:23 PM (v3pYe)

279 Cheap rolexes? How much were they?"

Bought a gen u wine rolex and pair of "okeley" sunglasses from a guy at Times Square.
He was putting on such a show...
Posted by: man at August 17, 2026 12:08 PM (cGjQu)

Friend of mine, coming back from his first business trip to China, thought it would be great fun to buy fake Rolexes and give them as gag Christmas gifts to his friends and families. Had ten of them on his arm when the US customs agent asked him if he had anything to declare.

Mike thought it he'd let the customs agent in on the joke and pulled up his sleeve:

Mike: "BAM!"

CA: (After an uncomfortably long pause) "Umm..I can't let you in with those."

Mike: (Sheepishly sliding his sleeve down) "You serious about that? I wuz gonna give em to my friends.."

CA: (Calculating the extra time required to have Mike in his life while paperwork was filled out) "Get outta here."

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 17, 2026 12:24 PM (nbLIj)

280 Do this 15 second trick on your breaker box to save $$$

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (Urnar)

281 It's a strange generation that orders consumable, perishable goods online. This is how you end up with explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (tvdD1)

282 The best coffee I ever had was a Spanish Coffee at the Huber Cafe, the oldest restaurant in Portland, OR with a gorgeous old bar. Coffee, rum, kahlua and whipped cream that gets lit on fire.

And boy howdy, does your bartender put on a show when he makes it at your table.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2026 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

283 Matsushita

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (vOxCS)

284 Heh! The concept of triple agent causes the wheels in my brain to spin wildly and smoke… it’s like I know that you know that I know that you know… etc etc
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
=========
Fun fact, look up the agent Tricycle-Dusko Popov. Triple agent of Yugoslav (IIRC) origin in WWII. He worked for Abwehr, MI-6, and Yugo Intel. Solid claims that he warned Hoover of specific interests of the Japanese in Pearl Harbor but Hoover discounted it because a) foreign, b) double agent spy perhaps a triple.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

285 282 The best coffee I ever had was a Spanish Coffee at the Huber Cafe, the oldest restaurant in Portland, OR with a gorgeous old bar. Coffee, rum, kahlua and whipped cream that gets lit on fire.

And boy howdy, does your bartender put on a show when he makes it at your table.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

The bartender is combining two old methods to prevent food or drink from harming you--alcohol and flames. You should thank him/her for that.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 12:29 PM (E4rtv)

286 Seems the Amazon replacement didn’t always send an obvious ‘1’ or ‘0’ with the signal somewhere in between.

Many such cases, and not just Amazon. Any non-OEM part you get at O'Reilly or whatever is probably Chinese and may or may not work. It's especially true of anything electrical like a sensor, but even purely mechanical parts sometimes just don't fit.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2026 12:30 PM (2ocoG)

287 Nood Swalwell.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (mkw2N)

288 eBay FTW.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2026 12:31 PM (jl6TJ)

289 283 Matsushita

A Hiro!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 17, 2026 12:35 PM (zdLoL)

290 18 Thx Buck, sorry to hear about the fraud.
A question: has anyone ever shown by scientifically valid tests, that supplements, including vitamins actually work? I take a multivitamin every day but who knows?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 11:07 AM (rp63B)

I take three supplements daily, plus a multi-vitamin. Creatine. Collagen. Saw palmetto for prostrate health. I don't have "scientific" data from Big Pharma or Little Fauci or Corrupt Academia to support my conclusion, but I know that what I take works and each work noticeably well. Is it the placebo effect or the mere power of suggestion? Don't know. Don't care. I just know what works for me and I prefer positive results to "evidence" explaining why or why not. I buy the creatine through Amazon, the others through a local "nutrition" store, but thanks to this article, I will start buying my Creatine at a brick-n-mortar now too.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at August 17, 2026 12:50 PM (bWR5k)

291 Late to the thread but the solution is simple, don't use Amazon.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 17, 2026 04:02 PM (Q/FnY)

292 amazon, never.
evilbay has old stuff i want. large problem with counterfeiting clones of things and it's very hard to tell. knives (benchmade, spydie, kershaw etc.) and watches for example.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 04:09 PM (Bep7s)

293 Thank Trump for removing these Chinese hucksters from the market. That'll open the way for home grown hucksters to rip you off.... or chinese hucksters pretending to be US hucksters. Seriously, if Amazon won't start vetting their sellers, I don't think anyone is going to fix this. Amazon is not going to start vetting, until they see another marketplace works that does verify sellers(it cost money, and they're not going to do it "just because") . Yes, the price difference between the real products and fake ones will be smaller with Tariffs, but won't that just make it harder to detect fakes? And when someone gets ripped off, they're spending more money to get ripped off.

Posted by: Ryan at August 17, 2026 04:44 PM (vdd/n)

294 I once bought a Dewalt 20V battery for my cordless tools off Amazon. Normal store price runs around $70 for two 2.0 Ah batteries. These were listed as a two-pack for $49.

When they came in, the wouldn't even fit into my tools. I compared them to my real Dewalt's and found they were fake. No manufacturing code on them, missing text, and the clincher, where the company name was on the bottom, Dewalt was spelled Dewellt.

I requested a return. Amazon eventually just refunded my money and told me to keep them.

Posted by: reaujere at August 17, 2026 06:41 PM (K7AAc)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Charles Workhouse.jpg


Chelsea Workhouse: A Bible Reading (Our Poor)

James Charles

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:30 AM (2YhKe)

2 Bible reading? Are we sure they aren't playing a little morning poker?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 09:30 AM (lh7pS)

3 The poors are bitter clinging.

Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Drhq)

4 Uh oh.......here come the jihadis to piss about it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

5 Why ain't they working. Snap the whip here. Damn freeloaders.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (sl73Y)

6 Sure it's not a coven gathering to discuss the fate of the young man that pissed them off somehow?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

7 I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right.

Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (2Drhq)

8 "Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.
"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."
"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.
"Both very busy, sir."
"Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I am very glad to hear it."
"Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude," returned the gentleman, "a few of us are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?"

"Nothing!" Scrooge replied.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:33 AM (/+uur)

9 Bible reading? Are we sure they aren't playing a little morning poker?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I'll see your Ecclesiastes and raise you a Psalm.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 09:33 AM (AzRNx)

10 They are sharing a $20 burrito supreme

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:33 AM (/+uur)

11 "see, it says right here, Beatrice, "thou shalt not be a bitch."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 09:33 AM (3cUTc)

12 Republicans turning women into the wives from The Handmaid's Tale.
Nice though, would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (rp63B)

13 The Bene Gesserit started out as just another weird hat group.

Posted by: DaveA at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (FhXTo)

14 9 I'll see your Ecclesiastes and raise you a Psalm.

I raise you a Lazarus

Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (2Drhq)

15 I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right.
Posted by: Delurker

Crutches, placed under chair. Screw that, get her working. Maybe some ladder work, upstairs windows.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (sl73Y)

16 Chelsea Workhouse > Chelsea Handler

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

17 I'll see your Ecclesiastes and raise you a Psalm.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 09:33 AM (AzRNx)

*ups the pot with a 2 mites*

CALL

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (/+uur)

18 Is Piper the little one at the far head of the table?

Posted by: Need a Scorecard at August 17, 2026 09:35 AM (JM9I6)

19 Definitely no boobs.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 17, 2026 09:35 AM (tB1L7)

20 What's the deal with the hats

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

21 “Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth—for your love is more delightful than wine.”

OK Naomi
You read that verse from Solomon every week.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:36 AM (/+uur)

22 Chelsea Workhouse>Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ibDUx)

23 dog under table.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

24 I'll see your Ecclesiastes and raise you a Psalm.

I raise you a Lazarus
Posted by: Delurker


Damn. All in, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 09:37 AM (AzRNx)

25 What work do these women do that requires them to wear those ugly bonnets and frumpy clothes?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

26 Okay…I like this. It shows a sense of serenity, rather than contempt for the destitute who can’t take care of themselves.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:37 AM (ZdaMQ)

27 Is Piper the little one at the far head of the table?
Posted by: Need a Scorecard at August 17, 2026 09:35 AM


Having met Piper, I can assure you she's a lot younger than that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 09:37 AM (bFu5X)

28 8 The older I get, the more I like the mean Scrooge better than the nice one.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

29 I think someone's more interested in the comics section of the newspaper on the table.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Cry5)

30 I don't want to go to Chelsea.

Posted by: Declan Patrick MacManus at August 17, 2026 09:38 AM (Ucgf4)

31 28 8 The older I get, the more I like the mean Scrooge better than the nice one.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:38 AM (77rzZ)

Depp is the new Scrooge

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)

32 They wear all that clothing so you can't see their tats.

Posted by: Skinflint at August 17, 2026 09:39 AM (JM9I6)

33 After looking at that picture embiggend, all those ladies should be retired.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 09:39 AM (AzRNx)

34 Pretty friggin' nice for a workhouse.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2026 09:39 AM (XvL8K)

35 I did not know of James Charles. He is a wonderful artist with nice works of people and nature. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 09:39 AM (y8wRt)

36 29 I think someone's more interested in the comics section of the newspaper on the table.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Cry5)

There is nothing worse than the person trying to tell you the Farside picture and caption.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:39 AM (/+uur)

37 They wear all that clothing so you can't see their tats.
Posted by: Skinflint at August 17, 2026 09:39 AM


London's Biker Granny menace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 09:40 AM (bFu5X)

38 Most of the old broads that ended up in the workhouses were former prostitutes, cleaning ladies and fish mongers.

Those who could clean, cleaned. Those that could cook, cooked. Those that were good at giving head, gave head.

Posted by: The Beetle at August 17, 2026 09:40 AM (F1rMs)

39 Notice there are no old men
theys DEAD

PS Note to women, you better learn to get along as that is who you will be eating with at the Villages

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:41 AM (/+uur)

40 The older I get, the more I like the mean Scrooge better than the nice one.
Posted by: Bulg

New Scrooge movie coming out this year with Johnny Depp as Scrooge.

Posted by: Tuna at August 17, 2026 09:42 AM (lJ0H4)

41 25 What work do these women do that requires them to wear those ugly bonnets and frumpy clothes?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026

Well to start, they have to be born in the Victorian age. And then they have to be destitute, and living in a home because they can’t afford to live anywhere else. Workhouse conditions were purposefully austere in an attempt to avoid people trying to get there or staying longer than absolutely necessary.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:42 AM (ZdaMQ)

42 Good art today. Not a subject matter that speaks to me overmuch but it's well done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 17, 2026 09:42 AM (xcxpd)

43 i have not snickered at a sunday comic since watterson.
all droll now, careful not to step on any dicks or teats.
even boffo is sad.
meh.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

44 Is Piper the little one at the far head of the table?
Posted by: Need a Scorecard at August 17, 2026 09:35 AM (JM9I6)


Piper is more like the young 'un on the right. Just not quite as tall.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:43 AM (S0M0K)

45 cleaning ladies and fish mongers.


Cockles and mussels alive, alive-o!

Posted by: Molly Malone at August 17, 2026 09:43 AM (JM9I6)

46 Piper is more like the young 'un on the right. Just not quite as tall.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:43 AM (S0M0K)


She's a giant?

Posted by: Robert Reich at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Ucgf4)

47 44 Is Piper the little one at the far head of the table?
Posted by: Need a Scorecard at August 17, 2026 09:35 AM (JM9I6)

Piper is more like the young 'un on the right. Just not quite as tall.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:43 AM (S0M0K)

Sigh. lol.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM (ZdaMQ)

48 Caption:

"Sorry, dearheart, the Handmaid's Tale cosplay is next door. This is the Old Biddy's Club."

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

49 It's nicely contemplative?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM (aJQbY)

50 Bunch of old biddies reading the Bible seated around a table. Welcome relief from talk of flip flops and odd cocks…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM (sXOHS)

51 The yentas were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at August 17, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

52 I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right.
Posted by: Delurker

Poor old lady stored her crutches under the chair, you infirmist!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (MDua2)

53 Mark Trail is now Woke after being taken over by a DEI hire who can't draw.

The previous artist was fired for being a conservative.

Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (2Drhq)

54 Sigh. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM (ZdaMQ)


I kid!! You're still on track for employee of the month.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (S0M0K)

55
Piper's the one wearing Manolo Blahnik shoes.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 09:47 AM (iJfKG)

56 what does the sign say?
and is that a clock?

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

57
52 I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right.
Posted by: Delurker

Poor old lady stored her crutches under the chair, you infirmist!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (MDua2)

The infirm were part of the deserving poor welcome in a workhouse. I am not sure why I remember so much about these- weird what sticks in your brain and what doesn’t.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:47 AM (ZdaMQ)

58 54 Sigh. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM (ZdaMQ)

I kid!! You're still on track for employee of the month.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (S0M0K)

Good because I need my parking space close to the door with these dang heels.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:48 AM (ZdaMQ)

59 The little girl holding out flowers is cute… perhaps that should’ve been the focus of this painting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:48 AM (sXOHS)

60 The yentas were angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at August 17, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)
====

I don't see any mah jong tiles.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 09:49 AM (JvZF+)

61 Piper is more like the young 'un on the right. Just not quite as tall.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:43 AM (S0M0K)

Sigh. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:44 AM


*fistbump*

Short people of the world, unite!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 09:49 AM (bFu5X)

62
New Scrooge movie coming out this year with Johnny Depp as Scrooge.

Posted by: Tuna at August 17, 2026 09:42 AM (lJ0H4)



What?!?!! Well I NEVER!!!!

I wonder if I still have a key to his place......

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 17, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

63
Short people of the world, unite!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 09:49 AM (bFu5X)




This is how the First Lady feels.......

Posted by: s at August 17, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

64
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:51 AM (O0L8i)

65 Damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:51 AM (2YhKe)

66
what does the sign say?

"Every Thursday is Mexican Fiesta Night!
Wear a Sombrero and Get Extra Jalapeños in Your Gruel"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2026 09:51 AM (iJfKG)

67 Mark Trail was never seen without his jaunty straight line tobacco pipe.

Surely this has been deleted. Or is he vaping?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 09:51 AM (Vsbiz)

68 The older I get, the more I like the mean Scrooge better than the nice one.
--
While I enjoy both reading and watching all the versions of A Christmas Carol, I agree.

And I still don't understand the virtue of becoming a spendthrift in your later years as some sort of redemption--you're not going to buy your way into heaven and no matter how vast your fortune, it's a meager pittance to the debt you've incurred.
As if you need the praise of man, seeing your good deeds.
I mean, if it makes you feel better sure, but it's no proxy for true, personal repentance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 09:51 AM (3cUTc)

69 That looks like it's more fun than a root canal.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 09:52 AM (ES4nP)

70 Can't be all bad.... someone's got a beer mug sitting on the table. Probably homebrew, high proof.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 09:52 AM (2Cry5)

71
"It is better to live on a corner of a roof
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman."

Posted by: Proverbs 21:19 at August 17, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

72 >>Bible reading? Are we sure they aren't playing a little morning poker?
___
Poker? I hardly knew ...
Nevermind.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 17, 2026 09:53 AM (bNf8H)

73 Vary nicely done

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 09:53 AM (wfMb6)

74 67 Surely this has been deleted. Or is he vaping?

The pipe was sadly deleted years ago.

Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:53 AM (2Drhq)

75 Throwing caution to the winds, and ignoring the 100 post convention, I’d point out flip-flops and shorts in public are the modern equivalent of Bermuda shorts and Florsheims. Don’t do it, gang!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 09:54 AM (Vsbiz)

76 7 I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right.
Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (2Drhq)

Looks like a bench. But the repair is not very tidy.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 09:54 AM (odBC9)

77 I mean, if it makes you feel better sure, but it's no proxy for true, personal repentance.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August

Because when he repented, he felt joy in his heart and wanted to share that joy. He doesn’t have to give, but he does for the sole purpose of bringing happiness to others.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:54 AM (ZdaMQ)

78 They look like they should be quilting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

79 You're still on track for employee of the month.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (S0M0K)


Not after the written warning for last night's egregious omission of our first lady's magnificent shoes and equally wonderful ability to walk in them!

Which awareness, according to our resident stoner, makes me gay.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 09:55 AM (l4RKn)

80 76 7 I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right.
Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (2Drhq)

Looks like a bench. But the repair is not very tidy.
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 09:54 AM (odBC9)

It's been determined those are crutches. I was being ableist.

Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 09:55 AM (2Drhq)

81 I loved the Sunday Mark Trails when I was a kid. The color ones that talked about various animals.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

82 So Sponge, your nic was “s” for one comment. Sock problem? Or flip flop problem? :-)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:56 AM (sXOHS)

83 Anyway, what I love about this painting is the treatment of the subjects with some dignity in a world where they probably weren’t given much respect, and despite their circumstances, they are still faithful.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:56 AM (ZdaMQ)

84 Those who could clean, cleaned. Those that could cook, cooked. Those that were good at giving head, gave head.
Posted by: The Beetle

Always go with your strengths.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 09:56 AM (hrOJm)

85 Seems only one of them is reading The Bible.

The rest appear to be concentrating on the crossword puzzle in the local rag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:57 AM (2YhKe)

86 "I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right"

You were expecting Bob f'n Villa?

Posted by: A bunch of old women at August 17, 2026 09:57 AM (ES4nP)

87 So Sponge, your nic was “s” for one comment. Sock problem? Or flip flop problem? :-)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:56 AM (sXOHS)



Type-ahead cache fail.


F*ck flipflops......and cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:57 AM (2YhKe)

88 15 I'm trying to make sense of that chair repair on the right.
Posted by: Delurker

Crutches
Posted by: From about That Time at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (sl73Y)

Aha.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 09:57 AM (odBC9)

89 79 You're still on track for employee of the month.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (S0M0K)

Not after the written warning for last night's egregious omission of our first lady's magnificent shoes and equally wonderful ability to walk in them!

Which awareness, according to our resident stoner, makes me gay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 09:55 AM (l4

au contraire mon frère! Included in the pics was a pair of her standbys. Her favorites. The ones she has in multiple colors. It should have been a given what they were. 😊

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:59 AM (ZdaMQ)

90 Piper would whip those ladies into shape.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

91 Hopefully it's fall season since they all appear to be heavily dressed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (2YhKe)

92 I assume all the ladies are widows.

They all look like widows. Even the youngest on the right.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (hrOJm)

93 Those crutches are a tripping hazard! Not OSHA approved, that's a $100k fine!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (cWffP)

94 Piper would whip those ladies into shape.
Posted by: Bulg

Whip it good!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (hrOJm)

95 Imagine they're all looking at menus.

Imagine how long it'll be before they order lunch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (2Cry5)

96 That's a really nice painting. I like it.

I thought I heard on the news that paintings were stolen.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 10:01 AM (Sco7b)

97 F*ck flipflops.....


I don't know. Some of them have bottle openers built right into the bottom of the shoe. That makes it very useful not only for those impromptu parties but also as an expedient weapon for those non-paying party interlopers.

Posted by: OneEyedJack has seen campus life but not lived it at August 17, 2026 10:01 AM (zafwz)

98 Don't need no man, anyhow.

Right on, sister!

Posted by: In Olden Times at August 17, 2026 10:02 AM (wVcYX)

99 I think they're plotting the overthrow of the patriarchy. Early commies...women are the worst commies.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 17, 2026 10:02 AM (cWffP)

100 Not after the written warning for last night's egregious omission of our first lady's magnificent shoes and equally wonderful ability to walk in them!

Which awareness, according to our resident stoner, makes me gay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 09:55 AM



It's gotta be the SHOES!!!!

Posted by: Mars Blackmon at August 17, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

101 Nice hats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2026 10:02 AM (17rPF)

102 I don't know. Some of them have bottle openers built right into the bottom of the shoe. That makes it very useful not only for those impromptu parties but also as an expedient weapon for those non-paying party interlopers.

Posted by: OneEyedJack has seen campus life but not lived it at August 17, 2026 10:01 AM (zafwz)



On a beach.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

103 Piper, with all due respect, I certainly appreciate your Sunday night additions and always spend some time with them. You add a touch of grace to these pages that is welcome.
Didn't read all of last night's comments and I'm sorry if you took some heat.
However comma I must agree that any connection you can make between a given fashion topic and our gracious current First Lady will always be sure to draw the attention of a large percentage of we gray box dwellers.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

104 "Front Page" headline: Under El-Sayed, one city was responsible for killing a quarter of the dogs in the country.

I see this a lot. County, not country, you idiots.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (sl73Y)

105
I thought I heard on the news that paintings were stolen.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 10:01 AM (Sco7b)



All of them?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (2YhKe)

106 95 Bar menu first.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

107 “the treatment of the subjects with some dignity in a world where they probably weren’t given much respect”

Where did you get such a notion as that?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (Vsbiz)

108 au contraire mon frère! Included in the pics was a pair of her standbys. Her favorites. The ones she has in multiple colors.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:59 AM (ZdaMQ)


I expected a 1,500 word exegesis on her almost unique ability to walk in impossibly high heels while looking like an elegant goddess.

Anything less is a violation.

I will not stand for the insult to our first lady!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (l4RKn)

109 It's getting to be that season.

https://tinyurl.com/mpeadpst

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

110 in certain places flip flops are known as "go forwards."

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (Bep7s)

111 "Today's reading is from Chapter 4: Lilith Milks Her First Minotaur"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (17rPF)

112 Imagine they're all looking at menus.

Imagine how long it'll be before they order lunch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (2Cry5)
----
Imagine them trying to calculate the tip....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (FZ29D)

113 They look like they should be quilting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

They're quilting machines.
(Ooh bop tiddley bop)

Posted by: The Jackson Five at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (wVcYX)

114 Looks like the ladies didn't read the instructions on the Jiffy-Pop labels and put them on their heads instead of the stove.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (MDua2)

115 I’ve never understood how women could walk in high heels.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

116 107 “the treatment of the subjects with some dignity in a world where they probably weren’t given much respect”

Where did you get such a notion as that?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (Vsbiz)

Because they lived in a poor house in the Victorian era.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (ZdaMQ)

117 "it's decorative gourd season, mfr's"

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

118 Now that looks like a group that might have trouble attracting new members.

Posted by: red speck at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (Ve/HL)

119 It's getting to be that season.

https://tinyurl.com/mpeadpst
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (wVcYX)

120 Imagine they're all looking at menus.

Imagine how long it'll be before they order lunch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (2Cry5)



Just be happy that we're not along for the ride on them deciding WHERE they wanted to have lunch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (2YhKe)

121 And those who could monger, mongered.

Posted by: Let's see THAT in a limerick! at August 17, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

122 I liked it better when we had civilization.

ABSOLUTE Chaos Breaks Out at Wisconsin State Fair As Group of 'Teens' Beats Anyone in Sight (WATCH)

https://tinyurl.com/5n6mvz3a

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

123 https://tinyurl.com/mpeadpst
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (wVcYX)



Nuke it from space.....to be sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:07 AM (2YhKe)

124 Just be happy that we're not along for the ride on them deciding WHERE they wanted to have lunch.
Posted by: Sponge

And each of them making 4-6 substitutions to every dish ordered.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:08 AM (hrOJm)

125 115 I’ve never understood how women could walk in high heels.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

Heel to toe, specifically roll into the big toe, small steps (or you clomp), with a focus on posture. Ta da!

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:08 AM (ZdaMQ)

126 You're still on track for employee of the month.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:46 AM (S0M0K)

Not after the written warning for last night's egregious omission of our first lady's magnificent shoes and equally wonderful ability to walk in them!

Which awareness, according to our resident stoner, makes me gay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 09:55 AM (l4RKn)


Yeah I was shaking my head on that one.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:08 AM (S0M0K)

127 "...and he heaved once again his throbbing manhood against her willing and eager... Wait a minute! THIS isn't first Thessalonians!"

Posted by: red speck at August 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Ve/HL)

128 It's getting to be that season.

https://tinyurl.com/mpeadpst
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_________

Do they make them in sour cream and onion? Or at least bacon?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2026 10:09 AM (XvL8K)

129
I will not stand for the insult to our first lady!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026

She does have amazing shoes. Jealous is an understatement.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:09 AM (ZdaMQ)

130 97 that musing falls apart once one realizes that everything is a bottle opener.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:09 AM (Bep7s)

131 Wordle. The early years.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

132 ABSOLUTE Chaos Breaks Out at Wisconsin State Fair As Group of 'Teens' Beats Anyone in Sight (WATCH)

https://tinyurl.com/5n6mvz3a
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)



And they wonder why there's so much blacktose intolerance around.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:10 AM (2YhKe)

133 Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

Posted by: Stop me if you've heard it at August 17, 2026 10:11 AM (2Ez/1)

134 I can't believe this.

In One of Bloodiest Months Since Start of War, Putin Loses 43,000 Soldiers on Ukraine Battlefield

https://tinyurl.com/42zh4rth

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

135 74 likewise with the "farmer crossing" signs in michigan (and elseplace) where the straw hatted guy on the tractor no longer has his pipe. if you see one with a pipe, i stopped and drew it. can't get 'em all...

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

136 Which one is Blanche Devereaux?

She's a goer *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 10:12 AM (wVcYX)

137 I’ve never understood how women could walk in high heels.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:06 AM (77rzZ)

Check with Corporal Klinger

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 10:12 AM (sXOHS)

138 "Teens" means black.

Posted by: Helpful footnote at August 17, 2026 10:13 AM (2Ez/1)

139 Flip flops for the pool or beach. Tailored shorts with a polo / colored shirt is fine. Pair with loafers or a tennis shoe made for this type of outfit, not a runner type shoe. Do not wear jorts. Thank you.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:13 AM (ZdaMQ)

140 I’ve never understood how women could walk in high heels.
Posted by: Bulg

Heel to toe, specifically roll into the big toe, small steps (or you clomp), with a focus on posture. Ta da!
Posted by: Piper


Proud to be a troglodyte. No way I'm doing that. That's an ankle breaker.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 10:13 AM (AzRNx)

141 If they’re reading the KJV, they’re gonna blush every time they read about guys pissing against a wall.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

142 I can't believe this.

In One of Bloodiest Months Since Start of War, Putin Loses 43,000 Soldiers on Ukraine Battlefield

https://tinyurl.com/42zh4rth
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

According to the algorithmic feed in my YooToob, there is no video of any Ukrainian solder being KIA. Only those dirty Rooskies are wasted by the brave and glorious Ukes every day - in the hundreds of thousands - every day.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:15 AM (hrOJm)

143 Just be happy that we're not along for the ride on them deciding WHERE they wanted to have lunch.
Posted by: Sponge

And each of them making 4-6 substitutions to every dish ordered.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:08 AM (hrOJm)

And each one asking the waiter to repeat the daily specials and salad dressing choices.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 10:15 AM (wVcYX)

144 Michael Dorstewitz: All Indicators Show that Democrats Hate Democracy

-
In fairness, the GOPe hates Republicans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

145 Jorts are basically Daisy Dukes, right?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

146 I can't believe this.

In One of Bloodiest Months Since Start of War, Putin Loses 43,000 Soldiers on Ukraine Battlefield

https://tinyurl.com/42zh4rth
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


That's World War 11 numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 10:16 AM (AzRNx)

147 Okay, cooling off / PowerAde break over. Time for Mowing II, Sweating Boogaloo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (wVcYX)

148 And each one asking the waiter to repeat the daily specials and salad dressing choices.
Posted by: Count de Monet

My princess, spoiled, AWFL DIL recently returned from her first trip to Italy. She bitched constantly to all of us that she couldn't get Ranch dressing for any of the dishes over there.

I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (hrOJm)

149 Jorts are basically Daisy Dukes, right?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)



No. Jorts are the 'just above the knee' jean shorts that dudes used to wear.

Daisy Dukes show the lower ass cheek of the lady wearing them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

150 Just a vibrant thread in the fabric of our rich tapestry of Diversity, gang. Embrace it!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:18 AM (Vsbiz)

151 My princess, spoiled, AWFL DIL recently returned from her first trip to Italy. She bitched constantly to all of us that she couldn't get Ranch dressing for any of the dishes over there.

I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (hrOJm)



And this is why the rest of the world hates us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:18 AM (2YhKe)

152 I don’t believe any of the Ukraine Russia casualty figures from any source. The propaganda war is as hot as the drone war with that one

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 10:19 AM (sXOHS)

153 Michael Dorstewitz: All Indicators Show that Democrats Hate Democracy
——

Reg’ler Sherlock Holmes, e’ is! Way to go, Mike.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Vsbiz)

154 All right, get back to work. This is a workhouse, not a sitting around the table house.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2026 10:20 AM (syz1S)

155 149 Wow, jorts sound really gay. I bet you wear them with Crocs.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

156 Wow, jorts sound really gay. I bet you wear them with Crocs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

No you wore them with Vans if you were a skater.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2026 10:21 AM (KC5Lt)

157 ABSOLUTE Chaos Breaks Out at Wisconsin State Fair As Group of 'Teens' Beats Anyone in Sight (WATCH)

https://tinyurl.com/5n6mvz3a
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

There IS a solution.....*types*deletes*types*deletes*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 10:22 AM (hmYU4)

158 They're bonnets, not hats!

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:22 AM (odBC9)

159 Wow, jorts sound really gay. I bet you wear them with Crocs.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)



I used to wear them a lot. Then they became the butt of many a joke. Mine were Levi's and Levi Strauss is a racking cockholster, so I was happy to throw them away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:22 AM (2YhKe)

160 In One of Bloodiest Months Since Start of War, Putin Loses 43,000 Soldiers on Ukraine Battlefield

A statistic.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at August 17, 2026 10:22 AM (yYROg)

161 139 cutoffs and barefoot.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:22 AM (Bep7s)

162 Proof that a Hand Maids Tale has always been the goal !!!

Posted by: purple hair fat chick at August 17, 2026 10:23 AM (KC5Lt)

163 Keeping the riff raff out.

WNBA subreddit bans any mention of Sophie Cunningham

https://tinyurl.com/bdkh2nh8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

164 103
However comma
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

haha!

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:23 AM (odBC9)

165 Jorts are basically Daisy Dukes, right?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)


No. Jorts are the 'just above the knee' jean shorts that dudes used to wear.

Daisy Dukes show the lower ass cheek of the lady wearing them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)


Who decided that we're not supposed to wear jean shorts? Probably some fag or a bunch of women who just can't stand the thought of guys doing whatever dafuq we want.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:23 AM (S0M0K)

166 143 and having a virginia slim with coffee after dessert.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)

167 155 149 Wow, jorts sound really gay. I bet you wear them with Crocs.
Posted by: Bulg
========
I wore them because it was easier to carry a concealed weapon of a decent size.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:24 AM (E4rtv)

168 Chelsea Workhouse: A Bible Reading (Our Poor) 1877
James Charles

Today's selection is a very nicely done painting. (Great detail, lighting, colors, and positive in nature.) Artist James Charles (1851–1906) has/had an excellent body of work.

Reportedly, in the mid-to-late 19th century, French movements shifted the trajectory of British painters away from rigid, moralizing Victorian studio pieces. They abandoned hyper-detailed Pre-Raphaelite precision, and adopted the French approach of square-brush techniques, visible textures, and looser forms.

This stylistic rebellion directly led to the formation of the New English Art Club (NEAC) in 1886. Founded by James Charles, George Clausen, and John Singer Sargent, it served as London's premier showcase for French-influenced modern art. (AI Overview)

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 10:24 AM (NFX2v)

169 145 she jogs.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:24 AM (Bep7s)

170 145 Jorts are basically Daisy Dukes, right?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10

No, Jean shorts.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM (ZdaMQ)

171 I used to wear them a lot. Then they became the butt of many a joke. Mine were Levi's and Levi Strauss is a racking cockholster, so I was happy to throw them away.
Posted by: Sponge at August 17, 2026 10:22 AM
++++

Try our ballroom jeans.

Posted by: Duluth Trading at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

172 I wore them because it was easier to carry a concealed weapon of a decent size.
Posted by: whig

The Paolo, how you say, *fist bump*.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM (hrOJm)

173 My princess, spoiled, AWFL DIL recently returned from her first trip to Italy. She bitched constantly to all of us that she couldn't get Ranch dressing for any of the dishes over there.

I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (hrOJm)

Talk to the Germans who were here for the World Cup. They were so enthralled with it that they were having cases of it shipped home to German. The Youtube shorts of Europeans' experience on their first visit to America are incredible. Especially when it came to the food.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM (hmYU4)

174
Who decided that we're not supposed to wear jean shorts? Probably some fag or a bunch of women who just can't stand the thought of guys doing whatever dafuq we want.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:23 AM (S0M0K)



I think it was either Gen Y or Z that started making fun of us for wearing them.

I actually miss wearing them, honestly. But now I just wear some other kind of short and have gotten past it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM (2YhKe)

175 Wow, jorts sound really gay. I bet you wear them with Crocs.
Posted by: Bulg


No - calling them "jorts" is gay.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:26 AM (S0M0K)

176 Who’s the handler of the Chelsea Workhouse?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

177 Try our ballroom jeans.
Posted by: Duluth Trading at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)



It's the only jean I own.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:26 AM (2YhKe)

178 Father of the Year.

Cenk Uygur says he'd rather have his daughters lose in sports than make a gender-confused boy feel bad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

179 I still have a pair but unfortunately I think my waist size has gone up a size since I last wore them.

Posted by: purple hair fat chick at August 17, 2026 10:27 AM (KC5Lt)

180
No - calling them "jorts" is gay.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:26 AM (S0M0K)



This was part of the created razz for wearing them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:27 AM (2YhKe)

181 Mississippi pot roast is in the crock pot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 10:27 AM (d9FiM)

182
Cenk Uygur says he'd rather have his daughters lose in sports than make a gender-confused boy feel bad
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)



He's a fag who's shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:27 AM (2YhKe)

183 You guys wear shorts? I just walk to the mailbox in my 'wears. No one says anything.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (hrOJm)

184 112 Imagine they're all looking at menus.

Imagine how long it'll be before they order lunch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 10:00 AM (2Cry5)
----
Imagine them trying to calculate the tip....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (FZ29D)

hahahahaha! ha!

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (odBC9)

185 Skinheads also liked to wear them with their steel toed boots and key chain.

Posted by: purple hair fat chick at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (KC5Lt)

186 Duluth Trading commercials are funny

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (sXOHS)

187 My princess, spoiled, AWFL DIL recently returned from her first trip to Italy. She bitched constantly to all of us that she couldn't get Ranch dressing for any of the dishes over there.

I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (hrOJm)

Talk to the Germans who were here for the World Cup. They were so enthralled with it that they were having cases of it shipped home to German. The Youtube shorts of Europeans' experience on their first visit to America are incredible. Especially when it came to the food.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

The ranch dressing must flow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

188 And this is why the rest of the world hates us.
Posted by: Sponge

Nope, envy. Since about 2000, the EU has been on a downward train while the US, despite Democrats' best efforts, has improved its economy.

Mississippi being wealthier per capita than the average UK citizen is causing massive angst and Italy is below the UK in per capita income.

And you can see the hollowing out of Euroland by the fact they refuse to have kids, fertility has dropped to almost nothing among the native population so the PTB think they can bring in Muzzies and Africans to do the work and replace the native populations.

Kill the Boer is in their future. So the smarter ones are becoming sullen and nasty over it.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (E4rtv)

189 Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.

Remember that any time you feel the need to quote his dumbass about some shit he said.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)

190 I think it was either Gen Y or Z that started making fun of us for wearing them.

I actually miss wearing them, honestly. But now I just wear some other kind of short and have gotten past it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM (2YhKe)


Same, dude. I still have a pair or 2 -- I wear them when I'm doing household fix-it stuff. I'm most comfortable in jeans. I'm lucky enough that I can wear them to work pretty much every day. Jean shorts are very comfortable for me. But heaven forbid guys wear something they like

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:29 AM (S0M0K)

191 The Youtube shorts of Europeans' experience on their first visit to America are incredible. Especially when it came to the food.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 10:25 AM
+++

Love this song and video:

https://youtu.be/YRwrVzATea8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

192 189 Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.

Remember that any time you feel the need to quote his dumbass about some shit he said.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)

I bet he would prefer a camel though.

Posted by: purple hair fat chick at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (KC5Lt)

193 178 Father of the Year.

Cenk Uygur says he'd rather have his daughters lose in sports than make a gender-confused boy feel bad
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
========
He is a particularly stupid man and said some other idiotic thing this week. And his nephew is worse. Both should be shipped back to Turkey.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)

194 178 Father of the Year.

Cenk Uygur says he'd rather have his daughters lose in sports than make a gender-confused boy feel bad
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

He's probably equally sympathetic and would sacrifice his daughters to any guy with an erection.

If he could watch.

We need a cleansing fire.
Man, that sucker's going to be huge.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (Sco7b)

195 Nope, envy. Since about 2000, the EU has been on a downward train while the US, despite Democrats' best efforts, has improved its economy.



Fine, however, Americans going to Europe and pissing incessantly about not having access to Ranch Dressing isn't helping matters much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (2YhKe)

196 Who decided that we're not supposed to wear jean shorts? Probably some fag or a bunch of women who just can't stand the thought of guys doing whatever dafuq we want.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026

They are out of style. Hang on to yours if they should (shudder) come back.

Note I have 2 pair of shorts, so I don’t wear them much. My cut off 501s for the beach and home, the tailored ones to look pulled together if I can’t wear a skirt or dress.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (ZdaMQ)

197 @132 -- I will note that, by state law, an LTC holder cannot be prohibited from carrying at the State Fair of Texas (or any other property run by the state, with the exception of certain place specially designated, e.g., a court house). Thus, this crap will not happen there.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (y2f7I)

198 My only problem with jean shorts is my legs feel bare in a weird way.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 10:31 AM (aJQbY)

199 The Paolo, how you say, *fist bump*.
Posted by: The Paolo

Heh. Don't every leave home half cocked.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:31 AM (E4rtv)

200 189 Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.


He's a sick fucker.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 17, 2026 10:31 AM (d9FiM)

201 I will not wear any kind of shorts in public. I only wear them to sleep in during warm weather.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

202 187 My princess, spoiled, AWFL DIL recently returned from her first trip to Italy. She bitched constantly to all of us that she couldn't get Ranch dressing for any of the dishes over there.

I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (hrOJm)

So, her studies in stoicism aren't going well then?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 17, 2026 10:32 AM (Sco7b)

203 ABSOLUTE Chaos Breaks Out at Wisconsin State Fair As Group of 'Teens' Beats Anyone in Sight (WATCH)

https://tinyurl.com/5n6mvz3a
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:07 AM (ndZc7)

There IS a solution.....*types*deletes*types*deletes*
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


And that's why I don't go to the Texas State Fair.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 10:32 AM (AzRNx)

204 Imagine them trying to calculate the tip....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 10:05 AM (FZ29D)

hahahahaha! ha!
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (odBC9)

They could use a Willard organizer, but as Morty Seinfeld found out it messes up the tips calculations and loses you a condo board election

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 10:32 AM (sXOHS)

205 132 blacktose intolerance
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:10 AM (2YhKe)

ooohhhh

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:33 AM (odBC9)

206 But heaven forbid guys wear something they like
Posted by: Doof at August

You won’t get arrested for wearing them! You can if you want. You can also wear socks with sandals.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

207 the treatment of the subjects with some dignity in a world where they probably weren’t given much respect”

Speaking of which, the pop ups are showing a box " have you seen Larry Bird's wife? Hold your stomach" or some such.
I find this incredibly distasteful. Not a public figure,.just anything for a click.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 17, 2026 10:33 AM (sl73Y)

208
And that's why I don't go to the Texas State Fair.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 10:32 AM (AzRNx)



It should be noted the fairgrounds in Dallas are off of Dr. Martin Luthor King Jr. Blvd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)

209 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I got nuthin'
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2026 10:34 AM (2WIwB)

210 135 74 likewise with the "farmer crossing" signs in michigan (and elseplace) where the straw hatted guy on the tractor no longer has his pipe. if you see one with a pipe, i stopped and drew it. can't get 'em all...
Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

I seriously hope there's no citation or penalty for that.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:34 AM (odBC9)

211 The Young Turks are neither.

Posted by: Change my mind at August 17, 2026 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)

212 Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
@FmrRepMTG
They are discussing using nuclear weapons on Iran in strategy meetings.
Yes you read that correctly. It’s real. I’m not speculating, I know.
And it’s pure evil.

https://tinyurl.com/4t3cdc5k

-
That Trump is a mad man!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:35 AM (ndZc7)

213 Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)


He is an interesting combination of Jew-hater, America-hater, and dumber than a rock.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 10:36 AM (l4RKn)

214
Mississippi pot roast is in the crock pot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 10:27 AM (d9FiM)



I'm not familiar with that euphemism. Dare I look it up in Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 10:36 AM (iqcvy)

215 @212 -- How the hell would SHE know?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 17, 2026 10:36 AM (cWffP)

216 197 @132 -- I will note that, by state law, an LTC holder cannot be prohibited from carrying at the State Fair of Texas (or any other property run by the state, with the exception of certain place specially designated, e.g., a court house). Thus, this crap will not happen there.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

Most people don't want to end up like Kyle Rittenhouse, on trial for murder to killing thugs out to kill him. So until a societal reset occurs that stamps on 'yutes' with really bad consequences for the yutes for this behavior, it is not prudent to draw down unless you have no choice and the most prudent choice is not to be there in the first place.

This anti social behavior has killed malls, killed amusement parks, and killed any festival, etc. that does not have high entry fees, metal detectors, and ample security.

And you can thank social media for assholes acting out and others filming the crap--drones want to be famous even if only for a fleeting moment before they enter the prison system, die from gangbanging, or kill themselves via drugs.

The barbarians are within the gates. Act accordingly.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (E4rtv)

217 We would have also accepted "Marjorie Trailer Queen."

Posted by: The judges at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)

218 I should have went to the TX state fair when I lived there But, it was a 5 hour drive and public behavior started to get noticably worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (d9FiM)

219 Who wears jort jorts?
We wear jort jorts!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)

220 Trump is discussing using nukes?
About time.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (7ADiS)

221 The Young Turks are neither.
Posted by: Change my mind at August 17, 2026 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)



I'm old enough to remember when people actually thought Anna Kasparian was getting red pilled.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (2YhKe)

222 Anonosaurus,

Shirley, she's a madwoman, vs a madman?

Also, they discuss such things as possibilities, *naturally*, and what the thresholds would be.

Also, if you have a legit source, that source should be in Leavenworth turning big rocks into small rocks.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (aJQbY)

223 That Trump is a mad man!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
=======
And MTG sucks donkey balls prior to sexing them up, It’s real. I’m not speculating, I know.
And it’s pure evil.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:38 AM (E4rtv)

224 You won’t get arrested for wearing them! You can if you want. You can also wear socks with sandals.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:33 AM (ZdaMQ)


They've got various colors of paint and grease smudges all over them now. It's not a hill I chose to die on. I don't wear them in public.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:38 AM (S0M0K)

225 @212 -- How the hell would SHE know?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 17, 2026 10:36 AM (cWffP)



This. Stupid bitch is taking the "sources say" route.

Oh just GFY, you dumb scrunt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:38 AM (2YhKe)

226 it's like a book club...
https://tinyurl.com/mraxamk6

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:38 AM (Bep7s)

227 217 We would have also accepted "Marjorie Trailer Queen."
Posted by: The judges

No love for the classics.

Marge Trollop Queenie.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:39 AM (E4rtv)

228 134 I can't believe this.

In One of Bloodiest Months Since Start of War, Putin Loses 43,000 Soldiers on Ukraine Battlefield

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

First, it's never reported honestly how many regular Russian citizens are also routinely killed.

Second, Zelenskyy is just right, well paid dictator to destroy Russia to the point it can be EU/NATO occupied.

Maybe the day might come when its realized what Zelenskyy is, why, and what's been done.

All, imho.

I'm waiting to see if the Temporary Protected Status (TPS) designation for Ukraine, set to end on October 19, 2026, will.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 10:39 AM (NFX2v)

229 Cenk Uygur says he'd rather have his daughters lose in sports than make a gender-confused boy feel bad
——

He’s an idiot, but he ain’t that stupid. He’s just parroting whatever the Approved Narrative is that has been laid down from on high. What an asshole.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:39 AM (Vsbiz)

230 Mississippi pot roast is in the crock pot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 10:27 AM (d9FiM

I haven’t done that in awhile! I should make one over the weekend.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 10:40 AM (ZdaMQ)

231 211 The Young Turks are neither.
Posted by: Change my mind

Too much Turkish Delight. That ages Turks fast.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:40 AM (E4rtv)

232 210 "malicious mischief" $20 fine, s a i t.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

233 And stop calling her Shirley.

Posted by: Victor Vector at August 17, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1)

234 Love this song and video:

https://youtu.be/YRwrVzATea8
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

Yup! Good times were had by all!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 10:41 AM (hmYU4)

235 I'm waiting to see if the Temporary Protected Status (TPS) designation for Ukraine, set to end on October 19, 2026, will.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 10:39 AM (NFX2v)


Will you glean this information from the TPS Report?

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM (S0M0K)

236 189 Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)

Link?

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM (odBC9)

237 He’s just parroting whatever the Approved Narrative is that has been laid down from on high.
Posted by: Common Tater
======
Does that also mean his recent approval on bestiality, is that the new thing or is is just him.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM (E4rtv)

238 214 chuck, ranch, pepperoncini.

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM (Bep7s)

239 This anti social behavior has killed malls, killed amusement parks, and killed any festival, etc. that does not have high entry fees, metal detectors, and ample security.
——

They killed the downtown city centers first, that’s why all those malls were built far, far away in the first place.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM (Vsbiz)

240 "Mississippi pot roast is in the crock pot."

Is that what you kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at August 17, 2026 10:43 AM (2Ez/1)

241
I wear hiking shorts with either my Palladium foreign legion boots or high top Chucks every day at work during the summer. It's too hot around here to wear long pants while working, unless you need them for protection.

I wouldn't be caught dead wearing jorts though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2026 10:43 AM (iqcvy)

242 213 Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:28 AM (2YhKe)

He is an interesting combination of Jew-hater, America-hater, and dumber than a rock.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 10:36 AM (l4RKn)

He's a huff-and-puff drama queen.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:44 AM (odBC9)

243 Does that also mean his recent approval on bestiality, is that the new thing or is is just him.
——

Wha?? I’m …. Not surprised. Shocked maybe.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:44 AM (Vsbiz)

244 The Cenk quote is this,
“I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.”

Came from a 2013 episode of his show and he was called out on it when Cenk ran for Congress in 2019.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:44 AM (E4rtv)

245 Will you glean this information from the TPS Report?
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM
++++

There's a new cover sheet for those!

Posted by: Have you heard? at August 17, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)

246 217 We would have also accepted "Marjorie Trailer Queen."
Posted by: The judges at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)

; )

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:45 AM (odBC9)

247 I'm old enough to remember when people actually thought Anna Kasparian was getting red pilled.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (2YhKe)

Raped and all her "friends" treated her like trash for the crime of describing her attacker. There is no cure for dumb. Or corrupt.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 10:45 AM (rJIHE)

248 219 Who wears jort jorts?
We wear jort jorts!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:37 AM (ndZc7)

... when you play Jarts!

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:45 AM (odBC9)

249 Chelsea Workhouse died from withdrawal after trying to go cold turkey from her 100 hour weeks at the textile mill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 10:46 AM (BI5O2)

250 > Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.
-----------
Bet the horse has other ideas about Cenk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 10:46 AM (2Cry5)

251 If you watch police body cam videos on YouTube (the one thing Black Lives Matter did that benefited society) you'll note every POS that gets arrested screams "I can't breathe," as if it's a part of the ritual, especially fat black women.
---
There's a whole liturgy.
All of these must be yelled, often multiple times; exact order is not required as prior cants can be repeated later, even if not logical.
(minor variations are accepted.)

These are the Incantations of Innocence and Freedom:
- I din do nuffin
(this is mandatory and must be said in every invocation. "what'd I do?" is acceptable but must still be followed by "I din do nuffin")
- Don't touch me
- I can't breathe
- I'm pregnant
- let me speak to your supervisor
- let me call my mom/grandma

Yelling these multiple times--even if you are in cuffs--will ward off The Police, who will magically let you go free.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 10:46 AM (3cUTc)

252 Duluth Trading Cargo Shorts End of argument.
Hello 105 degree heat for the next couple of weeks.

https://tinyurl.com/2b67bh8v

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 10:47 AM (AzRNx)

253 225 @212 -- How the hell would SHE know?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 17, 2026 10:36 AM (cWffP)

This. Stupid bitch is taking the "sources say" route.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:38 AM (2YhKe)

I imagine she can be called into court for that.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:47 AM (odBC9)

254 I wouldn't be caught dead wearing jorts though.

I am known around town for wearing jorts from circa 1980s. Grands enjoy the notoriety.

Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2026 10:48 AM (8uzBS)

255 For some reason beyond my comprehension, Lindsay Clancy, the mother who strangled her three young kids has become a martyr. First . . .

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Lindsey Clancy admitted to killing her 3 kids. Her fans already raised $715k in donations.

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But she didn't do it!

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
Thousands of women are saying Lindsay Clancy could not have possibly killed her three children because she’s a “Leo” and “Leo’s don’t kill.”
Clancy admitted to killing her children but internet “sleuths” don’t want to believe her.
We are witnessing mass psychosis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

256 232 210 "malicious mischief" $20 fine, s a i t.
Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

Maybe that's worth it!

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:49 AM (odBC9)

257 "Mississippi pot roast is in the crock pot."

Is that what you kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson


Aka, Road Kill Surprise.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 10:49 AM (AzRNx)

258 The Gormogons
@Gormogons
58m
GP Tax burrito wealth, starting with the evil Chipotle family which cornered the burrito market and is holding Americans hostage.

No salsa, no peace!
Aug 17, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 10:50 AM (rbvCR)

259 It's still a sandwich

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 10:50 AM (rbvCR)

260 Lindsey Clancy admitted to killing her 3 kids. Her fans already raised $715k in donations.

Nice

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Vsbiz)

261
Link?
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM (odBC9)




https://shorturl.fm/gHsdE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:51 AM (2YhKe)

262 @CollinRugg
Thousands of women are saying Lindsay Clancy could not have possibly killed her three children because she’s a “Leo” and “Leo’s don’t kill.”
Clancy admitted to killing her children but internet “sleuths” don’t want to believe her.
We are witnessing mass psychosis.
---
more and more--as a whole--so many women are going out of their way to prove they are not capable of the responsibility granted under the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 10:51 AM (3cUTc)

263 I can't believe this.

In One of Bloodiest Months Since Start of War, Putin Loses 43,000 Soldiers on Ukraine Battlefield

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Total casualties, possible. Russian doctrine has never given a shit about losses of common soldiers. Attacking fixed fortifications usually bakes into the cake really excessive casualties. That is why doctrine argues that you need 3:1 superiority to launch offensive attacks on fortifications. That is what is going on the Donbass--Ukrainians have extensively fortified that area since 2014.

Putin is trying to complete taking it for some reason, primarily according to at least one tactician, it is because the rugged terrain of that region of the Donbass, once conquered, gives way to plains where Russia would be advantaged and the Ukrainians would not have the prepared defenses.

So throwing away a lot of men from the periphery of the Soviet Empire, many of which probably barely speak Russian but do it for poverty reasons, doesn't threaten regime stability.

He is not drawing the troops from St. Petersburg or Moscow, but basically agrarian peasants from the small villages and cities distant from core.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:51 AM (E4rtv)

264 Cenk Yugar is simply taking the heat off his nephew, Hasan Piker.

The Young Turks (host Cenk Uygur plus Kyle Kulinski, and former Bernie Sanders staffers Zack Exley and Saikat Chakrabarti) helped launch Justice Democrats—the political group that recruited and powered Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s 2018 campaign.

Hasan Piker (the PR guy) has been very effective but will be toned down in time for the mid-term elections to protect the number of socialists running around the country and Bernie's hands relatively clean.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)

265 Yelling these multiple times--even if you are in cuffs--will ward off The Police, who will magically let you go free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 10:46 AM


Don't forget:

"Y'all doin' too much!"

"Y'all actin' weird!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2026 10:52 AM (bFu5X)

266 Yelling these multiple times--even if you are in cuffs--will ward off The Police, who will magically let you go free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 10:46 AM (3cUTc)

I was scared.
145 mph down the freeway doesn't scare them but the mear sight of red and blue lights does.

Posted by: Reforger at August 17, 2026 10:52 AM (7ADiS)

267 People make fun of your cargo shorts until they need a pocket knife, some lip balm, a can opener, some bug spray, a bandana, a pair of sunglasses, a bottle of water, or a condom.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at August 17, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

268 How in the heck does a Turk end up having the last name "Piker?" Is he only Turkish on his mother's side?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

269 Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2026 10:17 AM (hrOJm)

Italy is one of my favorite countries to visit due to the food (and wine). What in the world was she thinking? Travel to experience different cultures and foods.

Posted by: Ann at August 17, 2026 10:54 AM (SHHm+)

270
Hasan Piker (the PR guy) has been very effective but will be toned down in time for the mid-term elections to protect the number of socialists running around the country and Bernie's hands relatively clean.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 10:52 AM (NFX2v)



I doubt it. He feels emboldened. He has already told those trying to have him calm down to f*ck off. His ego won't allow him to be toned down.

He will continue f*cking that chicken like it's the last available hole on earth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:54 AM (2YhKe)

271 Thousands of women are saying Lindsay Clancy could not have possibly killed her three children because she’s a “Leo” and “Leo’s don’t kill.”
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Lord help us what

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 10:54 AM (rJIHE)

272 People make fun of your cargo shorts until they need a pocket knife, some lip balm, a can opener, some bug spray, a bandana, a pair of sunglasses, a bottle of water, or a condom.
Posted by: Guys everywhere

I love cargo pants but I wear them out too quickly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

273 244 The Cenk quote is this,
“I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.”

Came from a 2013 episode of his show and he was called out on it when Cenk ran for Congress in 2019.
Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:44 AM (E4rtv)

YIKES

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:55 AM (odBC9)

274 262 @CollinRugg
Thousands of women are saying Lindsay Clancy could not have possibly killed her three children because she’s a “Leo” and “Leo’s don’t kill.”
Clancy admitted to killing her children but internet “sleuths” don’t want to believe her.
We are witnessing mass psychosis.
---
more and more--as a whole--so many women are going out of their way to prove they are not capable of the responsibility granted under the 19th Amendment.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Social media where each poster tries to one up each other in 'compassion' or 'love' toward shitty evil people is an AWFL phenomenon. It pits the social competitiveness of women trying to top each other like a rancid replay of high society, Hollyweird, or other useless strivings to be top of the hill socially. In this case, social media where anyone can play.

Like the stupid yutes that like to put their own criminality up in video for all to see, too many people want that brief notoriety of fleeting fame before they crash back down to earth.

Gravity always wins in the end.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)

275 YIKES
Posted by: m
=========
Imagine the Cenk version of Mr. Ed.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:56 AM (E4rtv)

276 Cenk Uygur said he'd be fine with having sex with a horse.
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Ana better watch her back.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 10:56 AM (rJIHE)

277 Imagine the Cenk version of Mr. Ed.
Posted by: whig

"Damn, Wilbur, I'm sorry I missed that Catherine the Great chick."

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

278 265 Yelling these multiple times--even if you are in cuffs--will ward off The Police, who will magically let you go free.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 10:46 AM

Don't forget:

"Y'all doin' too much!"

"Y'all actin' weird!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
--------
Welp, you also have the idiotic sovereign citizens to be fair.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)

279 So throwing away a lot of men from the periphery of the Soviet Empire, many of which probably barely speak Russian but do it for poverty reasons, doesn't threaten regime stability.

He is not drawing the troops from St. Petersburg or Moscow, but basically agrarian peasants from the small villages and cities distant from core.


True, but his problem now is that more men are being killed than are voluntarily joining the army. Much of that is due to the extreme levels of corruption, which basically guarantee that if you don't hand over your enlistment bonus to your noncoms and above, you'll be at the head of the next near-suicidal assault. You can't spend a bonus when you're dead.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2026 10:58 AM (Riz8t)

280 He is an interesting combination of Jew-hater, America-hater, and dumber than a rock.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2026 10:36 AM (l4RKn)

And sweat glands that secrete grease

Posted by: Bro looks like Pizza the Hutt at August 17, 2026 10:58 AM (TbWk/)

281 268 How in the heck does a Turk end up having the last name "Piker?" Is he only Turkish on his mother's side?
Posted by: Bulg
========
Ancestor put on a pole by Vlad.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:59 AM (E4rtv)

282 Ancestor put on a pole by Vlad.
Posted by: whig

Hah! Good one!

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

283 268 How in the heck does a Turk end up having the last name "Piker?" Is he only Turkish on his mother's side?
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 10:53 AM
======

That's nobody's business but the Turks!

https://youtu.be/Uqnb_nU7RBE

Posted by: The Four Lads at August 17, 2026 11:00 AM (2Ez/1)

284 Welp, you also have the idiotic sovereign citizens to be fair.
Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)

Though a rather small minority. The yelling, screaming, "I'M CALLIN MY MOMMA" sorts are far more common and numerous.

Posted by: please to watch Chris Rock's instructional video at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (TbWk/)

285 “I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.”
------------

This little nugget is highly generalizable unfortunately but then he already reads heavy pedo

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (rJIHE)

286 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

287 You won’t get arrested for wearing them! You can if you want. You can also wear socks with sandals.
Posted by: Piper

In my mind's eye, I picture Doof with black socks and sandals in the warm months.

Posted by: NTTAWWT at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (JM9I6)

288 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

289 269 "rancho italiano"

Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

290 True, but his problem now is that more men are being killed than are voluntarily joining the army. Much of that is due to the extreme levels of corruption, which basically guarantee that if you don't hand over your enlistment bonus to your noncoms and above, you'll be at the head of the next near-suicidal assault. You can't spend a bonus when you're dead.
Posted by: Archimedes

Rumblings are perhaps he will call for general conscription this fall or that could be a bluff/feint.

Like WWI, the losses that Ukraine and Russia are suffering become a trap for leaders--they are riding a tiger and if they dismount, the tiger may eat them. If you grab more and more power to 'win' the war, you best win it or the public will turn on you in a trice. And wars disrupt the security state inevitably.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (E4rtv)

291 Welp, you also have the idiotic sovereign citizens to be fair.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 10:58 AM (E4rtv)

To be fair, do we need to be fair?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 11:02 AM (rJIHE)

292 Money can do a certain amount for you in a prison.

But I think $715,000 is cold comfort in a maximum security cell where you're serving a life sentence for a triple child-murder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:02 AM (BI5O2)

293 261
Link?
Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 10:42 AM (odBC9)

https://shorturl.fm/gHsdE
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 10:51 AM (2YhKe)

YIKES YIKES YIKES I wish there were more context.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 11:02 AM (odBC9)

294 "Thousands of women are saying Lindsay Clancy could not have possibly killed her three children because she’s a “Leo” and “Leo’s don’t kill.”

And in a country of millions of people, millions of women are saying no suc. thing.

So glad I don't base my life on what thousands of women say, nor do I turn into their FB, YouTube or Twitter rantings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 11:02 AM (FlBUK)

295 Wut? Mehmet Behçet Piker is his father. A powerful man still sitting over in Turkey, or how ever it's now spelled.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 11:02 AM (NFX2v)

296 Though a rather small minority. The yelling, screaming, "I'M CALLIN MY MOMMA" sorts are far more common and numerous.
Posted by: please to watch Chris Rock's instructional video
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Eh, rural/urban split. Depends on whether you watch state police highway stops or urban antics.

Sovereign citizens provide more mirth in courtroom scenes as well.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:03 AM (E4rtv)

297 267 People make fun of your cargo shorts until they need a pocket knife, some lip balm, a can opener, some bug spray, a bandana, a pair of sunglasses, a bottle of water, or a condom.
Posted by: Guys everywhere at August 17, 2026 10:53 AM (2Ez/1)

; )

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 11:04 AM (odBC9)

298 235. Will you glean this information from the TPS Report?
Posted by: Doof

Come again, Doof? What's your meaning?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 11:04 AM (NFX2v)

299 Also, Massachusetts has a mandatory life sentence for child killers. It's not like pussy-ass Texas where they get 17 years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 11:04 AM (BI5O2)

300 300

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 11:05 AM (odBC9)

301 To be fair, do we need to be fair?
Posted by: ...
========
Because petty and stupid criminals you will always have with you unless you institute something like the Bloody Codes.

Stupid people are much more likely to not understand consequences of their actions--ditto for drug or alcohol abusers who make themselves chemically stupid while high.

Posted by: whig at August 17, 2026 11:06 AM (E4rtv)

302 286 NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 11:01 AM (2YhKe)

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 11:10 AM (odBC9)

303 270. He will continue f*cking that chicken like it's the last available hole on earth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

The Hill, Stevens says ‘it certainly makes sense’ for El-Sayed to end affiliation with Piker, Aug. 16, 2026

UK Guardian, Who is Hasan Piker – and why are some Australian conservatives outraged about his return to the ABC?
The leftwing commentator has been invited to appear on the Planet America program on Monday night, Aug 17, 2026

USA Today, Hasan Piker's luxury lifestyle isn't what Marx had in mind | Opinion
America's most prominent socialists – from Sen. Bernie Sanders to streamer Hasan Piker – preach against excess wealth while living lives most Americans could only dream of. Aug. 17, 2026

🤔

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 11:11 AM (NFX2v)

304 Borigato's take on Hassan Piker. This is deeply relevant to the blogosphere, so it is worthwhile to take a moment to read and ponder on it\

https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/making-idiots-useful

hasan is not an intellectual. he’s an embarrassment to submidwittery. listen to him speak. he’s actually, legitimately stupid.

but being a leading light is not his role.
piker is a permission giver. he says wild, accusatory, hateful things and brands out-groups as evil.

people follow him not because he's smart, they follow him because he gives them justification to hate while casting it (at least in their own minds) as justice and tolerance. it allows them to view some people as less than human. this belief unlocks permission to act beastly [ . . .] and call it virtue.

his entire product is "feel good about being a bad person, feel good about being a coercive crybully taker instead of a builder or a maker."

he sells license. and a lot of badly adjusted cluster B jerks are lined up out the door to buy.
it's pathology club: external validation for those with externalized identity

it’s catnip for becky from vassar as she moves into the karen stage of her pokemon cycle.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2026 11:20 AM (rbvCR)

305 56 what does the sign say?
Posted by: cmeat at August 17, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

We coulda had a LOT more fun with that!

IN THIS HOUSE
WE BELIEVE

etc.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2026 11:59 AM (odBC9)

The Morning Report — 8/ 17 /26

RancidaDog.jpg


Good morning kids. So, how in Heaven's name did this happen?


Located approximately 650 feet northeast of the White House grounds, the 100-year-old Securities Building on 15th Street was purchased on July 21, 2026 [sic] for $8.4 million by the Philip Qiu and Family Foundation, filings show. The building’s new owner, Philip Qiu, has held numerous positions within Chinese intelligence and state security arms, according to
university records and DCNF translations of Chinese government announcements.

Considering the Chi-Coms have already purchased untold thousands of acres of our farmland as well as land adjacent to many of our military bases, this really is not that surprising as it is disgusting and alarming. In this instance, I don't think there is any legislation that requires real estate agents or property owners to investigate or refuse to sell to any potential buyers. Then again considering the metastasis of the Confucius Institutes on our campuses as well as the infiltration of Red Chinese nationals into some of our most sensitive tech firms, who for sure would have been or should have been vetted by HR departments out the wahzoo.

At least we have a tiny bit of sanity to celebrate coming out of Texas.

Frankly, the very idea of this project rubbed me the wrong way. Why would airport officials in Texas be pandering to the Muslim community in such an obvious, unnecessary, discriminatory, and, as I see it, humiliating way? This is America.. . Apparently, I wasn’t the only one irked by the project. Many Americans opposed the installation of Wudu ablution stations — including Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R). In a Friday memo, Abbott announced he’d directed a review of all state grants to Dallas-Fort Worth and Houston’s George Bush Intercontinental Airports. The news release read (in part): These ablution facilities appear designed to single out one subset of the population for special treatment based on religion. That is illegal. Both airports are government-owned facilities. The federal and state constitutions prohibit government from facilitating this sort of discrimination. Just as the government cannot favor the secular over the sacred, it also cannot favor one religious view over all others.

Actually, if these installations were made dual usage, I could support them. Muslim foot-washing and Dog Urinals. Plus Toilet paper with Koranic passages printed on them, although that could cause mass perianal-infections and we can't have that, can we?

And of course this madness continues seemingly unabated, despite the best efforts of President Trump which to date has been yielding considerable successes. And hence we have to contend with what amounts to mass insurrection

Democrats in blue states across the country have swamped their legislatures with an avalanche of nearly 250 pro-migrant bills to thwart President Donald Trump’s immigration and deportation policies... The bills have been enthusiastically supported by state Democrats, but many have been opposed by legal action by the federal government. In some blue states, though, some of the measures have even been vetoed by Democrat governors who fear the measures go too far... The left is using liberal judges to obstruct the president’s mandate, says James Percival, General Counsel for the Department of Homeland Security: “They know if they can just get enough crazy district judges to do enough crazy things, they can run out the clock.”

There is only one proper response to this and that is the ramping up of ICE operations to deport as many illegal aliens as possible and the utter rejection of all rulings by any court that attempts to interfere with the legal operation of federal authorities in the securing of our borders and defense of our national security and protenction of the citizenry.

Meanwhile the Democrats continue to take their "Lumps" shall we say, and it's delicious.

Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) responded to a recent poll that found that more than half of Democrats have a positive view of socialism over capitalism, stating that “this is lunacy.”

If you had told me back when Fetterman ran and defeated Mehmet Oz back in 2022 that he would actually not only sound and even on occasion act sane I'd have said you were crazy. Yet there he is supporting Israel, secure borders and publicly calling out his own party as insane. Yes, there is no doubt that his past as a died-in-the-wool lib means he will always vote the way the party leadership demands. And yet, there he is and there he goes. Good for him. Be nice if we had an actual conservative saying what he's saying instead of going down on Mitch McConnell's heir apparent du jour, be it Thune or Cornyn or God-forbid Susan Collins or whoever.

While we're on the subject of madness there's this:

It’s mid-August. That can only mean one thing – Democrat politicians spreading fabrications about the police shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri, on August 9, 2014.

The most persistent fabrication is the claim that Brown was a “gentle giant” gunned down while his hands were raised up and saying don’t shoot. “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” became the slogan of the organized Black Lives Matter movement, which was launched after the Brown shooting. . . This year was quieter than most years but leave it to Rashida Tlaib to tweet that Michael Brown was “murdered”:

Mike Brown should still be with us today.

Yeah, were it not for the fact of Democrats' and LBJ's Great Society that caused the genocide (There's a word for you Lefties!) of the black family and the general societal dissolution that we are suffering 60 years on and will continue until there is a radical change in culture and education back to normalcy.

Oh, Senator Fetterman if you want to see lunacy in action, here's a gigantic heaping helping of it that you should call out, but probably won't. Oh well...

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1 Happy Monday folks

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:02 AM (/+uur)

2 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at August 17, 2026 07:02 AM (kmSxS)

3 OT: Hayden Panetierre is dead at 36. Too young. RIP. No COD given.

Star of Heroes and Nashville and a few movies.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 17, 2026 07:04 AM (tOcjL)

4 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 07:05 AM (ExV1e)

5 Good morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 07:06 AM (99eI0)

6 ‘MAGA Barbie’ And The Subaru Magoos

More like Sophie STUNNINGham, amirite?

Posted by: Delurker at August 17, 2026 07:06 AM (2Drhq)

7 Maybe we should use DFW as a teaching moment for third worlders to learn the wonders of all-over body hygiene?

Don't just wash yr stinky feet, you smelly savages!

Posted by: p-squared at August 17, 2026 07:06 AM (0prFs)

8 Is there anything the government can do about the Chinese spy guy buying a house with a view of the WH?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 07:07 AM (IaVMj)

9
Many Americans opposed the installation of Wudu ablution stations — including Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R).

That Wudu that you do so well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:08 AM (O0L8i)

10 Guten morgen, horde. Again.

Posted by: clarence at August 17, 2026 07:08 AM (zRghv)

11 , I don't think there is any legislation that requires real estate agents or property owners to investigate or refuse to sell to any potential buyers.

I am willing to bet that any company that did such a thing would be up on charges of discrimination. We do need laws to prohibit foreigners from owning land in this country.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 07:09 AM (99eI0)

12 "Obama-Appointed Judge Defers to Supreme Court Ruling, Gives Trump a Somali Deportation Win"


What next, Spock in a goatee?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 17, 2026 07:10 AM (cpFbA)

13 BESHEAR: Yeah, I’ve said it a number of times, and it’s because in Kentucky we will never see a candidate for president or vice president unless they’re from here.

3/8/26 MSN
Donald Trump is no stranger to Kentucky, a state he has visited a handful of times since his 2016 presidential campaign and where he will stop again March 11 for remarks just south of Cincinnati.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:10 AM (/+uur)

14 It’s the idea that someone would get elected not just knowing about seven states, but having to earn votes all over the United States. I certainly think it’s time.

Better that they should only know seven cities.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 07:10 AM (ExV1e)

15 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

16 Thank you JJ

Maybe the lump should switch parties. The lump seems more and more sane as time passes. Did the stroke improve the lump’s cognition? I like saying “the lump”…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 07:13 AM (sXOHS)

17 It's more important than ever to reward work and support families.

We also need to stop 'rewarding' people on welfare for pumping out kids.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 07:13 AM (ExV1e)

18 Democrats in blue states across the country have swamped their legislatures with an avalanche of nearly 250 pro-ILLEGAL migrant bills to thwart President Donald Trump’s immigration and deportation policies.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:14 AM (/+uur)

19 I sincerely hope that Luigi dies in prison with the knowledge that he accomplished nothing.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 07:16 AM (99eI0)

20
Gov. Beshear: ‘It’s Time’ to Abolish the Electoral College

The only way I see that happening is to hollow out the Electoral vote extra-constitutionally by 1) an interstate compact to award a state's EV to the national popular vote winner and 2) massive blue state vote fraud.

Otherwise it will take an amendment. And that would require ratification by three-quarters of the states, either by vote of the legislature or a state convention. There are a lot of stupid GOPe turkeys, but I can't see them all voting for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

21 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at August 17, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

22 LinusVanPeltSen. Fetterman is the only example I can think of that a brain injury made better thinking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

23 Winning: Americans’ Tax Refunds Increased by $43 Billion This Year

We're $40T in debt. I understand that we have a spending problem and not a revenue problem but is this really a win?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 07:18 AM (ExV1e)

24 seems like they would be useful for cleaning mud off your boots, too ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 07:18 AM (VyBeY)

25 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

How about we sell the CCP the rope they will use to hang us?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 07:19 AM (JvZF+)

26 This is a PJ Media

The states have a legitimate privacy concern. Seventeen million Social Security numbers amount to an enormous transfer of sensitive information, and the federal government should explain why it needs the complete dataset and how it will protect it.

It is their fucking number numbnuts!

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:21 AM (/+uur)

27
Off to say my Rosary. You guys need anything or are you all good?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:22 AM (O0L8i)

28 The House Democrat minority leader slammed the far left's policies including defunding the police, open borders, and abolishing the Senate.
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When Hakeem Jeffries is the voice of reason, of all people, then you know you've gone too far.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 07:22 AM (gEnkT)

29 According to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Georgia, the defendants allegedly recruited workers with promises of employment through B-1 and L-1 visas before forcing them to work 12-hour shifts in unsafe conditions and paying them less than promised.

All work based Visa violate 13th
"Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States."

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:24 AM (/+uur)

30 Huck Follywood

Fiercely Heterosexual Hakeem Jeffries is the voice of reason? OMG.

End times are approaching at warp speed. Shields up, and power weapons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

31 There are duty free shops at all the airports where you can buy overpowering cologne. The sandmaggots can spray it all over their feet like they do with all the other parts of their body they're apparently incapable of washing regularly. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 07:26 AM (BI5O2)

32 Is there anything the government can do about the Chinese spy guy buying a house with a view of the WH?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 07:07 AM (IaVMj)

Not just a Chinese spy guy, but a legit Chinese sniper.

650 feet from the White House. With a clean line of sight.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 07:28 AM (PGK1w)

33 OK Nancy Mace has gone 'round the bend

https://tinyurl.com/bdhkn44w

photo

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 07:29 AM (ZxPkt)

34 Pro-Hamas California Imam Claims Columbus Found Mosques in the Americas.

Do Aztec and Maya pyramids count as Mosques? Both Islam and the native religions of Mesoamerica are/were bloody...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 07:30 AM (l3cgK)

35 Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung

We need a picture of a Minutemen rocket in a silo, with a Hi, Xi! stencil on the nose.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

36 Imagine pulling the tooth of a Megalodon. You'd need an anesthetic syringe the size of a fishing boat.

Morning again, all! It's Monday again, but just remember, it'll be over in about . . . *checks* . . . eighteen hours.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:31 AM (wzUl9)

37 35 OK Nancy Mace has gone 'round the bend

https://tinyurl.com/bdhkn44w

photo

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 07:29 AM (ZxPkt)

Wow...so many tats, and that's just the top half front...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 07:31 AM (l3cgK)

38 Nancy Mace has gone 'round the bend

Nancy Mace has always been an attention whore.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

39 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2026 07:32 AM (Cr7y+)

40 Don Black

Nothing says "look at me" like new tattoos on a mature woman. She needs attention.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

41 35 OK Nancy Mace has gone 'round the bend

https://tinyurl.com/bdhkn44w

photo
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026


***
The bend, I think, vanished from her rear view mirror a long time ago

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:32 AM (wzUl9)

42 Is that Nancy Mace pic a fake?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 07:33 AM (l3cgK)

43 The pic of Nancy Mace shows her as quite hot. But her arm looks dirty. (Not the good kind of dirty, either)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:33 AM (wzUl9)

44 Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Nancy Mace puts lip prints on every mirror she looks at.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

45 The pic of Nancy Mace shows her as quite hot. But her arm looks dirty. (Not the good kind of dirty, either)
****

Rule 1, always.

Posted by: clarence at August 17, 2026 07:35 AM (zRghv)

46 I'm fine with foot washing as long as the customers all look like Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, or Cristin Milioti. Otherwise, noooo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:35 AM (wzUl9)

47 Apparently she is re-launching herself as

something, I'm not sure what
here
NYPost

https://tinyurl.com/y78t8vd8

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 07:36 AM (ZxPkt)

48 That's the problem with tats, especially once they grow all over the victim. She, or he, looks dirty.

A tiny butterfly on a girl's ankle? Fine. A arm that looks like it's covered in blue dirt? No thanks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:37 AM (wzUl9)

49 49 I'm fine with foot washing as long as the customers all look like Nicole Kidman, Charlize Theron, or Cristin Milioti. Otherwise, noooo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:35 AM (wzUl9)

You'll get Mohammed and the goat f***ers...and no, I never saw them front for anybody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 07:37 AM (l3cgK)

50 Wolfus Aurelius

I can see you as a village Priest, making sure women with high arches get their feet washed as part of a religious ceremony. With a humble smile on your face.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

51 Apparently she is re-launching herself as

something, I'm not sure what
here
NYPost

https://tinyurl.com/y78t8vd8
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026


***
Both arms? Oh hellz no

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:38 AM (wzUl9)

52 The CIA/MSS listening post the deep state set up in that building is a problem. If nothing else, it's insulting. Trump needs to do whatever it takes to shut that down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)

53 I can see you as a village Priest, making sure women with high arches get their feet washed as part of a religious ceremony. With a humble smile on your face.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026


***
How much does it pay? (I'd do it for free, but they don't have to know that)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:38 AM (wzUl9)

54 I always thought she was a decent conservative with an impressive rack

she seems to have veered off track

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 07:39 AM (ZxPkt)

55 According to documents from the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation, “the installation of the Wudu ablution stations [was] expected to be completed by the end of the year.”

The documents stated the project would cost approximately $300,000 and that it was privately funded. The stations would prevent water from spilling onto restroom floors and “protect sink counters.”

You cannot build a water fountain at a public airport for $300k. I bet someone was going to put up $300k private and the city or state was going to cover the other $3 to $5 Million.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)

56 Yudhishthira's Dice

Monitor it closely. It would be part of the Intentions Early Warning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

57 Much of America is freaking out over the Marxist takeover of the Democrat Party, but for anyone who paid attention, this wasn't hard to foresee. It has been coming for generations.

Slowly at first for a long time, then all of a sudden...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 07:41 AM (l3cgK)

58 I always thought she was a decent conservative with an impressive rack

From the moment that she used daddy's influence to become the "historic first woman to graduate from the Citadel", everything about Nancy Mace has been about Nancy Mace. She seemed like she was a decent conservative because that's what she needed to get elected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 07:42 AM (ExV1e)

59 DFW officials had previously told Fox News that both the reported price tag of $300,000 and the initial report that the project would be “privately funded” were incorrect.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur)

60 > Located approximately 650 feet northeast of the White House grounds, the 100-year-old Securities Building on 15th Street was purchased on July 21, 2026 [sic] for $8.4 million by the Philip Qiu and Family Foundation, filings show.
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$8.4M? Seems pretty cheap considering city and location.

I have other questions as well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 07:43 AM (2Cry5)

61 Hakeem Jeffries: ‘I Do Not Support The DSA Agenda’

--

As he said with fingers crossed behind his back. Of course he supports it. Just not having their dirty underwear flapping out in the open breeze for all to see in one fell swoop. Boil the frog slowly. That's what he really means.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 07:44 AM (qBdHI)

62 Muslim Screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’ Attacks Cops, ‘Motive Unclear’

Allah Allah Oxen Free
kaboom

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)

63 There are duty free shops at all the airports where you can buy overpowering cologne. The sandmaggots can spray it all over their feet like they do with all the other parts of their body they're apparently incapable of washing regularly. Problem solved. You're welcome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2026 07:26 AM (BI5O2)

This made me think of:
George: “Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail. Do you know how much duty is?”
Kramer: “Duty.”
George: “Do you know how much duty is?”
Kramer: “No, I don’t know how much duty is.”
George: “Duty’s nothing. It’s like sales tax.”
Kramer: “Well, I’d still like to stop at the duty-free shop.”

Followed by singing….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 07:46 AM (sXOHS)

64 You youngsters don't remember the Democrats were in the same place in 1972. The SDS wasn't outside protesting, they were inside running for office.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 07:46 AM (JvZF+)

65 Much of America is freaking out over the Marxist takeover of the Democrat Party, but for anyone who paid attention, this wasn't hard to foresee. It has been coming for generations.

--

Ambulance chaser John Morgan, who I remember holding Obama fundraisers and being a big Democrat, was on Fox the other day wailing and moaning about the Democrats' embrace of full-on socialism. In his words, "socialism has been tried all over the world and has never worked" and "socialism leads to communism."

I ask, how can you not have noticed just where your party has been heading for the past 20 years? It's been as plain as day for all to see. He sounded sincere, but just how dumb can you be? It's been obvious!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 07:48 AM (qBdHI)

66 suggested reading:

Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail, '72

by Hunter S Thompson

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

67 In his words, "socialism has been tried all over the world and has never worked" and "socialism leads to communism."

Insert obligatory "Welcome to the party, pal!" remark.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 07:49 AM (OPGS/)

68 George, sales tax is not "nothing," not when you live where it's 9.75% on everything except food (and I'm surprised Da Swamp has not moved to tax that at a higher rate).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:49 AM (wzUl9)

69 When did Nancy Mace get all tatt’d up?? All that skin paint is not attractive

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 07:50 AM (sXOHS)

70 "AOC stands for Always On Camera," Conway said. "She is a performer, not a reformer. She went to Washington to legislate; that's her job. She's a pontificator, not a legislator."

Conway's point was simple: if you're not good at legislating, you find something else to be good at, like living online, playing with your hair, and giggling every time someone asks whether you'd be fit to serve as commander-in-chief.

======================
DSA sent to to Washington for exactly this reason, to be the telegenic front for socialism. She may be an idiot but she is unabashed, and loves being on camera.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 07:50 AM (FM/Tm)

71 If you watch police body cam videos on YouTube (the one thing Black Lives Matter did that benefited society) you'll note every POS that gets arrested screams "I can't breathe," as if it's a part of the ritual, especially fat white women.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 07:51 AM (gsvNK)

72 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday to all.
I have no doubt that Maher would go back to his liberal roots in a second, but it appears that the increasing anti-Semitism has freaked him out enough that he's making sense. His diatribe about the Dem Socialists being communist is spot on. Of course it falls on deaf ears with the Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 07:51 AM (rp63B)

73 Javier Milei: “I thought being on the left was a mental problem. The empirical evidence is so overwhelming that it never worked anywhere, and they refused to accept it.”

“But what I discovered is that being on the left is a disease of the soul. The left is built on envy, hatred, resentment, and unequal treatment under the law. They are very violent, and since they have no way or arguments to answer, they go for physical violence.”
====

This is why there is only one solution to Marxism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 07:51 AM (JvZF+)

74 Huck Follywood

AOC had to audition for the role.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

75 It’s mid-August. That can only mean one thing –

#TwoWeeks until the Peeps Easter Candy displays are out?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 07:52 AM (wVcYX)

76 All told, the sources provided by the AIs were extant and valid only 46% of the time. This rate was 57% for ChatGPT, 49% for Gemini, 32% for Grok, and 44% for Claude, all solid “F” grades. Given that these rates were much lower than their correct answer scores, this raises serious questions about where the AIs got their answers.

Pulled it out of their digital ass.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

77 For the sake of argument, let’s say there were World Elections every four years. Would anyone believe letting India and China decide everything would be a good idea?

The Electoral College is a way of ensuring all voices are heard, balancing the power of the ballot between large population centers and more rural areas, more rural states. It also requires candidates to moderate their positions on many issues. If you think leftist candidates are weird now…

Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2026 07:52 AM (aeXYe)

78 "How did the U.S. let a high-level Chinese government official buy a building next to the White House?"

oh, that was the easy part ... the real question is how are we going to pry it out of his hands by any means necessary?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 07:53 AM (VyBeY)

79 I don't know who said it but someone commented that Emily Gallagher the idiot Dem who excused shoplifting looked like a giant pile of rancid pizza dough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 07:53 AM (rp63B)

80 Insert obligatory "Welcome to the party, pal!" remark.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 07:49 AM (OPGS/)

It is a Christmas Movie.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

81 you'll note every POS that gets arrested screams "I can't breathe," as if it's a part of the ritual

If someone can scream that for several minutes, they can breathe. I look forward to cops pointing that out to some errant child.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 17, 2026 07:54 AM (OPGS/)

82 Javier Milei: “I thought being on the left was a mental problem. The empirical evidence is so overwhelming that it never worked anywhere, and they refused to accept it.”

“But what I discovered is that being on the left is a disease of the soul. The left is built on envy, hatred, resentment, and unequal treatment under the law. They are very violent, and since they have no way or arguments to answer, they go for physical violence.”

>>>

He's right, you know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 07:54 AM (wVcYX)

83 Wow...so many tats, and that's just the top half front...

--

I don't want to offend any 'ettes with tattoos...but I personally despise tattoos on women. I'm surprised to see Mace has them, but I guess they're so ubiquitous now that I'm about the only one left without them.

I was reading some coverage the other day of that Clancy murder trial and the coroner was on the stand. Young woman with exposed arms. Her whole left arm was a mass of tattoos. A sleeve, I think they call it? On a coroner? I was surprised to see it and it made her look ridiculous and much less professional, imo. YMMV

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

84 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Defacing a work of art. An indication of an inner weakness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

85 Socialism was marching through the institution while Conservativism Inc. was planning cruise ship itineraries.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 07:57 AM (gsvNK)

86 650 feet from the White House. With a clean line of sight.

"clean line of sight" is simply not true. There are taller buildings west of the Securities Building blocking any sort of view.

I'm just more amazed that someone could buy up a building in the capitol district for $230/sq ft. Residential housing runs $580/sq ft. It appears to be a Class B building, so $260/sq ft typical. Then again 22% vacancy in that area thanks to Covid.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 07:57 AM (a6PrB)

87 Wasn't Ablution Station a Grateful Dead album?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:58 AM (MWfyi)

88 EA, however, not trusting in the existence of an afterlife, cannot adopt Calvin’s theology and seek temporal salvation by directing their wealth to utilitarian-based moral causes. Thus, it perverts Calvin (and the Spirit of Capitalism) and turns the pursuit of salvation into a weird and often cruel millenarian endeavor.

It is impossible to Altruistic with OPM

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

89 One way to keep the moslems out of any airport is require them to wash their nasty backsides before entering the airport proper.

Moslems are dirty, nasty, sexually disordered people who smell bad.

Posted by: Mohammed's Goat at August 17, 2026 07:59 AM (F1rMs)

90 If I were of the Jewish persuasion, I think I'd file a suit demanding that a mikveh be installed in every location with a wudu.

Likewise baptism facilities for Christians, and maybe even a tank of Ganges water for the Hindus.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 07:59 AM (IG3/x)

91 Apparently she is re-launching herself as

something, I'm not sure what
here
NYPost

https://tinyurl.com/y78t8vd8
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026

***
Both arms? Oh hellz no
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 07:38 AM (wzUl9)

Aposematism.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX)

92 Mornin, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 07:59 AM (77rzZ)

93 DC attracts the dregs and Nancy Mace is a tramp.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 08:00 AM (MWfyi)

94 Victor Tango Kilo

We need Elon to get to Mars.

Have another repository of human DNA.

Heck, Elon and his baby mommas need to go, or in 200 years everyone will have his DNA.

Can you set up a colony with pragmatic, heterosexual, achievers only, and then maintain it that way?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

95 89 Wasn't Ablution Station a Grateful Dead album?
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 07:58 AM (MWfyi)

Also a Schoolhouse Rocks most favored episode

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:00 AM (/+uur)

96 "Socialism was marching through the institution while Conservativism Inc. was planning cruise ship itineraries. "

the sad and sorry truth.

they were at war, our "leadership" was grifting as hard as they could.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 08:01 AM (VyBeY)

97 AOC had to audition for the role.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)
====================
You're right about that; surely they wanted young and smiley in a candidate, and they chose her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 08:02 AM (0uoWg)

98 Who the hell names a hurricane "Lala"?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 08:02 AM (MWfyi)

99 > 36 Pro-Hamas California Imam Claims Columbus Found Mosques in the Americas.

Given that the Koran claims that Moses was a Muslim...

It's like Chekov on the old Star Trek, where everything was a Russian "inwention".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 08:02 AM (IG3/x)

100 Defacing a work of art. An indication of an inner weakness.

==

{{{Salty}}}

Defacing is a good way to describe it. I can even begin to list all the dumb tattoos I've seen on women that, in their minds I suppose, show some kind of "meaning" within themselves. I even have one friend who is a Christian. On her torso, she has a large tattoo of a big arrow pointed upward and the words, "I belong to Him" beside it. Why? Just...why??? The entire trend mystifies me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

101 Crazy Nancy has a few issues.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:03 AM (mkk/2)

102 85 Wow...so many tats, and that's just the top half front...

--

I don't want to offend any 'ettes with tattoos...but I personally despise tattoos on women. I'm surprised to see Mace has them, but I guess they're so ubiquitous now that I'm about the only one left without them.

I was reading some coverage the other day of that Clancy murder trial and the coroner was on the stand. Young woman with exposed arms. Her whole left arm was a mass of tattoos. A sleeve, I think they call it? On a coroner? I was surprised to see it and it made her look ridiculous and much less professional, imo. YMMV

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

My wife got medical tats, so that's different. They needed to mark where they would put the beam for radiation treatments. She hated it (both the tats and the treatments).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:03 AM (l3cgK)

103 103 Crazy Nancy has a few issues.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:03 AM (mkk/2)

That's ambiguous...there is more than one Crazy Nancy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:04 AM (l3cgK)

104 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

105 How many times does the Left have to make clear that they've declared war on America before the Right stops pretending or posturing with hearings and impotent rhetorical rebukes as if we all need to get along?

I want to see Trump launch a massive, national public education (nay, propaganda) campaign about the Left, their history, tactics, historical and present guises and objectives -- TV, radio, social media, billboards. If schools won't do it, the government needs to, as a public safety imperative. Treat the Left like the viral/bacterial scourge that it is, greater than polio or any historical public health threat. Let them scream -- use their screams in the campaign.

#War.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:04 AM (BdmD3)

106 fd

I had a worldly wide woman tell me "Give all hurricanes male names. Not one of them would get past the Virgin Islands."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

107 Nutbag Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (mkk/2)

108 102 Defacing a work of art. An indication of an inner weakness.

==

{{{Salty}}}

Defacing is a good way to describe it. I can even begin to list all the dumb tattoos I've seen on women that, in their minds I suppose, show some kind of "meaning" within themselves. I even have one friend who is a Christian. On her torso, she has a large tattoo of a big arrow pointed upward and the words, "I belong to Him" beside it. Why? Just...why??? The entire trend mystifies me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

And when they get them in foreign languages they don't understand, only to find out their tat says "fat pig slut" instead of "sexy lady"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (l3cgK)

109 If you had told me back when Fetterman ran and defeated Mehmet Oz back in 2022 that he would actually not only sound and even on occasion act sane I'd have said you were crazy. Yet there he is supporting Israel, secure borders and publicly calling out his own party as insane.


Yeah. It's a damn good thing republican voters stayed home because Oz didn't light their fires well enough so we could have Fetterman who.......votes 99.95% with the Democrats insanity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

110 Mace can really mess you up.

Posted by: Be warned at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (2Ez/1)

111 109 Nutbag Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (mkk/2)

She's gone tranny?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (l3cgK)

112 "I don't want to offend any 'ettes with tattoos...but I personally despise tattoos on women."

Most tats are ugly and get uglier. They sure don't make anyone more good looking. IMHO and I am always right.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (MWfyi)

113 Make no mistake about it, Conway's larger argument wasn't really about policy. It was about authenticity, or the lack of it. She called AOC a "performative progressive," someone running “stunts and grunts” to sway voters, rather than legislating on their behalf. Conway doesn't think Americans are buying it anymore.
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Kellyanne Conway is a smart observer, but I think it is too early to write AOC off entirely. I'll be glad to see the last of her, when that happens, because she does have some influence. I know some 20-30 year olds who follow her avidly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (0uoWg)

114 > You're right about that; surely they wanted young and smiley in a candidate, and they chose her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 08:02 AM (0uoWg)

El muro is starting to make itself apparent in her, though.

In five years people will be calling her "abuela".



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (IG3/x)

115 109 Nutbag Nancy Mace.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (mkk/2)

Maybe. But she's saying things that need to be said.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (BdmD3)

116 I had a worldly wide woman tell me "Give all hurricanes male names. Not one of them would get past the Virgin Islands."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

Pshaw.

Posted by: Hurricane Ike at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (wVcYX)

117
I had a worldly wide woman tell me "Give all hurricanes male names. Not one of them would get past the Virgin Islands."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)



Yeah, a lot like cows and plants know what time it is and removing the time change would screw farmers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:06 AM (2YhKe)

118 Tattoo: a permanent reminder of temporary insanity.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

119 Lady in Black

My theory is that women with large tattoos are not secure in their own life. The life they are living is not enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

120 Mace's ink work must be fairly new. Some of the photos of her are "clean." Man, a number of these "MAGA babes" who showed up on the political scene years ago have literally gone batshit nutz.

Mace, MTG, Bobert...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 08:10 AM (2Cry5)

121 Andrew Wilson surgically dissected Candace Owens in a three-hour debate. His strategy was "Let her speak," and hang her with her own words.

His prominence is growing fast, and he deserves it. The Left is now targeting him.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:10 AM (BdmD3)

122
My theory is that women with large tattoos are not secure in their own life. The life they are living is not enough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)



I have close friends that have Harry Potter tattoos.......You're taking Harry Potter to the grave with you?

Seems.......uh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:10 AM (2YhKe)

123 117 109 Nutbag Nancy Mace.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:05 AM (mkk/2)

Maybe. But she's saying things that need to be said.
Posted by: Ordinary American

No doubt. She's right about a lot of things. Just something isn't quite right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:10 AM (mkk/2)

124 I've seen some tats for nice reasons: remembering a grandmother or child that has passed...but still, why?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (l3cgK)

125 The Dems hate the electoral college because they hate rural Americans. Why anyone in the GOP thinks this is a good idea, I can only speculate, but my guess is that the educational establishment has succeeded in its indoctrination to the extent that evenin the GOP, there are those who favor Direct Democracy...get that, and you will FONDLY reminisce about "gridlock".

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (J4Alq)

126 WSJ says the House and Senate will be won by Democrats. The reasons? Trump is unpopular and the economy sucks. Enough voters see Democrats as their savior, as demonstrably ridiculous and provably false as that is. Even GOP strongholds in places like Iowa may flip.

I don’t think “the other guy is a commie who hates America” is a good strategy by itself.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (04KGT)

127
No doubt. She's right about a lot of things. Just something isn't quite right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:10 AM (mkk/2)



*cough*female*cough*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (2YhKe)

128 100 Who the hell names a hurricane "Lala"?
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 08:02 AM
+++
It works for a song.

Posted by: Clapton comma Eric type, one each at August 17, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

129 "clean line of sight" is simply not true. There are taller buildings west of the Securities Building blocking any sort of view.

\Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 07:57 AM (a6PrB)

I had been misinformed.

Thanks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 08:13 AM (PGK1w)

130 Oli Oli gocky free!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:13 AM (2YhKe)

131 Hey now, Sponge. We're not all bunny burners! There are plenty of women that are level headed and not hysterical, crazed ninnies. Sure, we're probably in smaller numbers overall, but we are out there.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

132
I had been misinformed.

Thanks.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 08:13 AM (PGK1w)



Did you get it off the internet? Cuz if it's on the internet, it MUST be true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:14 AM (2YhKe)

133 What's more important? Your opinion of Mace or the way she votes?

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 08:14 AM (zBgIx)

134 "It works for a song.
Posted by: Clapton comma Eric type, one each"

Lala, la la la la Lala?

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2026 08:14 AM (MWfyi)

135 *cough*female*cough*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (2YhKe)
======

*starts backing out of the room slowly*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 08:14 AM (JvZF+)

136 Otherwise it will take an amendment. And that would require ratification by three-quarters of the states, either by vote of the legislature or a state convention. There are a lot of stupid GOPe turkeys, but I can't see them all voting for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 07:16 AM (O0L8i)

They have a much simpler plan - they want to abolish the Constitution completely, and rule by dictate alone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (TCmq7)

137 135 What's more important? Your opinion of Mace or the way she votes?
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 08:14 AM (zBgIx)

I voted for her.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (BdmD3)

138 "What's more important? Your opinion of Mace or the way she votes?
Posted by: Will Robinson "

That's easy.

Posted by: fd, who is always right at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (MWfyi)

139 124
My theory is that women with large tattoos are not secure in their own life. The life they are living is not enough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)


I have close friends that have Harry Potter tattoos.......You're taking Harry Potter to the grave with you?

Seems.......uh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:10 AM (2YhKe)

That butterfly tattoo on your breast?...what's it gonna look like in 20 years?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

140 jim (in Kalifornia)

I have no desire for a tattoo. Saw plenty of old ones in the Service. Although I gave style points to the Machinist Mate with a ship's propeller on either ass cheek. He liked to show it off.

My memory of my late wife is something private, not written on a forearm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

141 Where is the Iranian Army going to get $30,000?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (IaF9s)

142 Hey now, Sponge. We're not all bunny burners! There are plenty of women that are level headed and not hysterical, crazed ninnies. Sure, we're probably in smaller numbers overall, but we are out there.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)



Oh, I know. I'm married to one.

However, the ladies that get into some sort of power tend to be the batshitiest of the batshit cray..........Sure, there are cray dudes in power, but you HAVE to agree, the ladies corner the market there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

143 Still, we don't want the dinks to have a footprint in DC

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt)

144 You guys and your tat aversion.... *snort*

Ok, I agree that a lot of folks get tats because they think they're 'cool' or because of peer pressure. But some folks have them as physical reminders of significant events or personal attachments to someone or something in particular. I usually just ask someone what their artwork means to them. You'd be surprised what you learn.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2026 08:16 AM (3Ope8)

145 They sure don't make anyone more good looking. IMHO and I am always right.
---------------------

I saw a young man at the beach once, a muscular chap, but not a body builder, who had tattooed shading to emphasize his muscles a bit. It worked, but Ra help him if he ever let himself go.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 08:16 AM (7v6hH)

146 They're all either slick-talking, do-nothing RINO blebs or outright grifters and liars. Mace promised to scrap property taxes for homeowners and ban Islam. If she says a few nutty things along the way, I don't care.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:17 AM (BdmD3)

147 I like how one guy put it concerning tattoos: "You don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:17 AM (l3cgK)

148
That butterfly tattoo on your breast?...what's it gonna look like in 20 years?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)



Bud of mine's sister......she got a tattoo of a bull skull on her boob. An Indian tribal style with horns and the turquoise stones.

Then she had 2 kids.....now she says it looks like a giraffe head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

149 I will go to the grave with a tat that says DNR.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2026 08:17 AM (gIjzl)

150 My wife got medical tats, so that's different. They needed to mark where they would put the beam for radiation treatments. She hated it (both the tats and the treatments).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:03 AM (l3cgK)


My radiation 'tats' are just marker covered by tape.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:17 AM (ExV1e)

151 Memorializing loved ones with a tattoo just seems tacky to me. I should write that into my will.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM (7v6hH)

152 Happy Monday!


>>. Why would airport officials in Texas be pandering to the Muslim community in such an obvious, unnecessary, discriminatory, and, as I see it, humiliating way? This is America.. .


Think, think, think, how did this happen?
The decision wasn't made by an American.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM (X8xt3)

153 Paging Widespread Pepe. Paging Mortimer!

Your attention in needed again. Your time has came again!

Bring your mgtow buddies with you!!!

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM (zBgIx)

154 Did I read that correctly on DFW? That there is a salami prayer room which violates state and federal law regarding religious facilities on government property?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM (04KGT)

155 Lady in Black

Thank you for the PSA on the existence of pragmatic, accomplished women with few "issues."
Tis true.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

156 However, the ladies that get into some sort of power tend to be the batshitiest of the batshit cray..........Sure, there are cray dudes in power, but you HAVE to agree, the ladies corner the market there.

--

Make no mistake. I fully agree. I reflexively shy away from voting for any woman for elected office unless they show themselves, in no uncertain terms, to not be bat**** crazy. I approach voting for any woman with more scrutiny. Let's put it that way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM (qBdHI)

157 A Montenegrin and a Turk are speaking.

Turk: Why do your people fight so much?
Montenegrin: We are poor, so we fight in the hope of getting loot. And you?
Turk: We fight for honor.
Montenegrin: Exactly. Everyone fights for what he does not have.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 08:19 AM (IG3/x)

158 My sister has the Pittsburg Steelers logo tattooed on her hiney.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 08:19 AM (7v6hH)

159 Mace's ink work must be fairly new. Some of the photos of her are "clean." Man, a number of these "MAGA babes" who showed up on the political scene years ago have literally gone batshit nutz.

Lack of regular semen injections as a woman ages can cause mental illness, the desire for shorter and shorter hair, facial hair and a permanent scowl known in the medical community as "bitter face".

Posted by: The Mayo Clinic at August 17, 2026 08:19 AM (F1rMs)

160 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 17, 2026 08:20 AM (53oGX)

161 150
That butterfly tattoo on your breast?...what's it gonna look like in 20 years?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)


Bud of mine's sister......she got a tattoo of a bull skull on her boob. An Indian tribal style with horns and the turquoise stones.

Then she had 2 kids.....now she says it looks like a giraffe head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

Ahahaha...

https://youtu.be/8tA70E__5JA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:20 AM (l3cgK)

162 tats on women indicate herd-mind

not a good sign

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 17, 2026 08:20 AM (j+aD2)

163 "But some folks have them as physical reminders of significant events or personal attachments to someone or something in particular. "

And I think that's fine. People go overboard with lots of thing. Look at those cars with the tires sticking out sideways.

Posted by: fd, who is always right at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (MWfyi)

164 Lady in Black

With all our knowledge gained on manipulation and the human psyche, can we develop a process that would lead to happiness in individuals?

Beside Judeo-Christianity, I mean.

Something we can teach on how to marry the right person, for that would increase human happiness a lot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

165 No doubt. She's right about a lot of things. Just something isn't quite right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:10 AM (mkk/2)


*cough*female*cough*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (2YhKe)

Remember: Absolute Minimum 4 on the Crazy axis.

Posted by: Hot-Crazy Matrix at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (wVcYX)

166 >>No doubt. She's right about a lot of things. Just something isn't quite right.


Daddy issues. IIRC, her dad was in charge (ir in leadership) at VMI when she was the first female to attend. Still couldn't please her dad.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (X8xt3)

167 149 Jim, that was none other than Kim Kardashian. When asked why she has no tattoos, she responded with, “Because you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Bentley.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

168 Did I read that correctly on DFW? That there is a salami prayer room which violates state and federal law regarding religious facilities on government property?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM (04KGT)



Some wanted to install them. Abbott said no, that would be illegal.

Or, you COULD sacrifice your state and federal funding and go it alone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (2YhKe)

169 That butterfly tattoo on your breast?...what's it gonna look like in 20 years?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

----
I'm reminded of a quote from that most quotable movie, "The Princess Bride."

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (FZ29D)

170 151 I will go to the grave with a tat that says DNR.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2026 08:17 AM (gIjzl)

And without a real health directive that says DNR, they'll ignore it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (l3cgK)

171 Temperatures last month averaged 76.9 degrees Fahrenheit as above-average warmth blanketed the U.S., and several locations in Idaho, Utah, Wyoming and Montana saw all-time high temperature records since NOAA started keeping track in 1895.

That like sending a letter to the average ZIP code.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

172 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 08:23 AM (AzRNx)

173 153 Memorializing loved ones with a tattoo just seems tacky to me. I should write that into my will.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 08:18 AM
====

You can always go with the classic rear window decal on your vehicle that gets partially obliterated when you use an ice scraper the next winter. Oops.

Posted by: Clapton comma Eric type, one each at August 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

174 My sister has the Pittsburg Steelers logo tattooed on her hiney.

--

Let's hope Jesus isn't a Bengals fan. LOL

(I've got a million of 'em. Try the veal!)

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 17, 2026 08:23 AM (qBdHI)

175 Daddy issues. IIRC, her dad was in charge (ir in leadership) at VMI when she was the first female to attend. Still couldn't please her dad.


and he let her?!?!?

ruin VMI?!?!

so he's at fault. he's the idiot.

why try to please a man like that?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 17, 2026 08:23 AM (j+aD2)

176 >>Aposematism.
Posted by: Count de Monet




THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:23 AM (X8xt3)

177 "You don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

That is true but a lot of the "art" is on the side on a minivan.

Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I made at August 17, 2026 08:23 AM (MWfyi)

178 "of"

Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I made at August 17, 2026 08:24 AM (MWfyi)

179 >> Some wanted to install them. Abbott said no, that would be illegal.

That was about the ass washing station. The article seemed to suggest they are looking into a salami prayer room that already exists. That violates state and federal law. You can’t set aside facilities for a specific religious sect.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 08:24 AM (04KGT)

180 Daddy issues. IIRC, her dad was in charge (ir in leadership) at VMI when she was the first female to attend. Still couldn't please her dad.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (X8xt3)

Obama had daddy issues up the kazoo. So did Georgie Bush. So did JFK. Trump may be the first president without them, the first self-actualized, non-effed-up (in Freudian context) president in modern history.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:24 AM (BdmD3)

181 "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 17, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

182 "107 How many times does the Left have to make clear that they've declared war on America before the Right stops pretending or posturing with hearings and impotent rhetorical rebukes as if we all need to get along?

I want to see Trump launch a massive, national public education (nay, propaganda) campaign about the Left, their history, tactics, historical and present guises and objectives -- TV, radio, social media, billboards. If schools won't do it, the government needs to, as a public safety imperative. Treat the Left like the viral/bacterial scourge that it is, greater than polio or any historical public health threat. Let them scream -- use their screams in the campaign.

#War.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:04 AM (BdmD3) "


this, x 3 hundred million!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2026 08:25 AM (VyBeY)

183 Temperatures last month averaged 76.9 degrees Fahrenheit as above-average warmth blanketed the U.S., and several locations in Idaho, Utah, Wyoming and Montana saw all-time high temperature records since NOAA started keeping track in 1895.

That like sending a letter to the average ZIP code.
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)



Shhhhhh. Don't tell them they've found sand at the North Pole.........and Dinosaurs roamed the Earth and they were warm blooded, killed off by an ice age.

Scientists told me so. Or are we not trusting scientists now? Only the RIGHT scientists are to be believed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:25 AM (2YhKe)

184 It's not a "cleansing" ritual--it's splashing water on their ass and letting it fall on the floor.
Leaving shit water all over the bathroom--because muslims do not use toilet paper, they use their left hand.
And so they have shit hands and leave shit water all over their hands and floor.

There's no soap involved in this.

It is a pure dominance and insult display--from their demon god--to defile and profane the places of others.
Others--you--that they view as lessers who have to clean after them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 08:25 AM (3cUTc)

185 I know some 20-30 year olds who follow her avidly.

There is hope. People generally mature with age.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 08:26 AM (BvPIe)

186 >My sister has the Pittsburg Steelers logo tattooed on her hiney.
----

so, you've seen your sister's hiney then



I kid of course
great stuff today, guys

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)

187 FDLE (Florida state FBI) had a full time lawyer attending retail theft cases to help the local DA convince the jury that it was organized crime.
Nice trick to to steal 5 jugs of Tide and a loaf of bread and claim your were just hungry in court.
Get them off many times.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:27 AM (/+uur)

188 I know some 20-30 year olds who follow her avidly.

There is hope. People generally mature with age.
Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 08:26 AM (BvPIe)

I'm not.

Posted by: Count de Monet, perpetually 14 years old at August 17, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)

189 The article seemed to suggest they are looking into a salami prayer room that already exists. That violates state and federal law. You can’t set aside facilities for a specific religious sect.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 08:24 AM (04KGT)



Correct. There are already nondenominal chapels in airports that the goatf*ckers can use along with the rest of us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

190 Morning, Horde. Time for a walk, then back to the salt mines of job applications.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 08:28 AM (aJQbY)

191 The 60 day ceasefire set in the original MOU runs out today. No one in the US thinks that means anything anymore. The Iranians, however, have talked like it meant something to them. I guess we’ll see if they think it’s time to act out again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2026 08:28 AM (TCmq7)

192 More confirmation of what I've long suspected: Bernie is not tagging along with AOC and crew, he is leading them, he is their mentor:

@pepesgrandma
Bernie Sanders, the squad, and DSA are part of a global communist network created by the Sanders Institute. And this global communist network is called, Progressive International. . . . .

Next we hit the Sanders Institute fellows. Most notable is Marxist Yanis Varoufakis. He is the founder of both the Mera25 political party and Diem25 a partner of Progressives International. And is also General Secretary and former Syriza MP and Finance Minister.

Jane sanders
Yanis Varoufakis
AOC
Pramila jayapal
Bill Mckibbon
Rho Khanna
Abdul el-sayed
Robert Reich
Harry Belfonte
Ben Jealous - ex dir Sierra club


Details here: https://tinyurl.com/mr2dxs3c

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:28 AM (X8xt3)

193 *non-denominational

Damn Monday brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:28 AM (2YhKe)

194 Tattoos - going with Leviticus on this one.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 08:29 AM (J4Alq)

195 I'm ambivalent with the ink thing. Both daughters and their husbands are inked up, to some degree on another. But one of them has the most God awful tat on her arm. Done by someone just starting out. It's supposed to be the hookah smoking caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland but it's unrecognizable.

A nephew has absolutely killer arm sleeves. High quality work there. I can appreciate the artistry, but it's just not for me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 08:30 AM (2Cry5)

196 Mohammedans demand infinite accommodations from others while offering none in return, and no one ever calls them on it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 17, 2026 08:31 AM (yUeps)

197 Saw a cartoon years ago of a young lady getting a robin flying on her shoulder . Years later her grandchild says "grammie 's getting eaten by a pterodactyl"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 08:31 AM (rp63B)

198 Tats are ugly and get uglier and more smeared with age. Also, black folk getting tats is just silly, as you can't make them out against a dark background. Just makes one look dirty. NBA players are the worst offenders.

Posted by: Skin To Win! at August 17, 2026 08:31 AM (JM9I6)

199 126 I've seen some tats for nice reasons: remembering a grandmother or child that has passed...but still, why?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (l3cgK)
********
I saw someone that had their dead children's faces tattooed on their knees with the dates they were born and died.

No, just No!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

200 A nephew has absolutely killer arm sleeves. High quality work there. I can appreciate the artistry, but it's just not for me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



I've never found anything I wanted to keep for life.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 08:33 AM (AzRNx)

201 After finishing my first Ironman triathlon I briefly considered getting an Ironman tattoo on one of my calves… the classic M-dot. But that consideration lasted about 5 minutes then I decided it would be retarded….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 08:33 AM (sXOHS)

202 Gigantic collection of links this AM from JJS, but I guess there is no word from Uranus, or maybe it's being covered-up again.

Posted by: Gas Giant at August 17, 2026 08:34 AM (JM9I6)

203 I've seen some tats done to hide scars or unattractive birthmarks. Doesn't always make it better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 08:34 AM (2Cry5)

204 Remind me again of the great Mohammedan charities that feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, minister to the orphans and sponsor little league baseball teams?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

205 When the left says "abolish the Electoral College" we ought to counter "ban home rule for cities over 1 million."

The mayor of any city over 1 million should be a state-wide office.
And then a city council seat for every million after that.

We'll see a lot of purple and blue states suddenly shift red.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (3cUTc)

206 Today Is National I Love My Feet Day. 🦶

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

207 Why would someone get a tat celebrating the Department of Natural Resources?

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)

208 @194 Lizzy, at least Belafonte is mort

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 08:36 AM (rp63B)

209 IIRC, her dad was in charge (ir in leadership) at VMI when she was the first female to attend. Still couldn't please her dad.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:21 AM (X8xt3)


The Citadel, not VMI, and he was the Commanding General, I believe. She was, amazingly, the first woman to graduate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ExV1e)

210 200 Tats are ugly and get uglier and more smeared with age. Also, black folk getting tats is just silly, as you can't make them out against a dark background. Just makes one look dirty. NBA players are the worst offenders.

Posted by: Skin To Win! at August 17, 2026 08:31 AM (JM9I6)

They can't get tats with white ink?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)

211 I thought the dinosaurs were killed off when Spaceball 1 crashed into the earth during parallel-dimensional parking trials.

Posted by: Maurice Evans at August 17, 2026 08:37 AM (4zqrS)

212 200 Tats are ugly and get uglier and more smeared with age.
Posted by: Skin To Win! at August 17, 2026 08:31 AM (JM9I6)

They may also cause cancer.

When I was a kid tattoos were only seen on veterans and truck drivers. To see middle-aged ladies littered with them is a little off-putting.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 08:37 AM (BdmD3)

213 202 A nephew has absolutely killer arm sleeves. High quality work there. I can appreciate the artistry, but it's just not for me.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



I've never found anything I wanted to keep for life.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 08:33 AM (AzRNx)

my wife...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)

214 Today Is National I Love My Feet Day. 🦶
Posted by: redridinghood

Fapfapfapfapfap

Posted by: Rex Ryan at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (mkk/2)

215 Today Is National I Love My Feet Day. 🦶
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)



This is still no excuse for men to wear flipflops in public places that aren't a pool, beach, lake or backyard barbeque.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2YhKe)

216 Today I begin the final week of my radiation treatments. Then I just get to enjoy 18 months of waiting to see if it worked.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

217 206 Remind me again of the great Mohammedan charities that feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, minister to the orphans and sponsor little league baseball teams?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

The same way the "F" in communism stands for food.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (l3cgK)

218
my wife...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)



Are you going to get a tattoo of your wife on your arm, chest or back?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2YhKe)

219 Only famous person named Tattoo was a creep dwarf who offed himself. Not something to emulate.

Posted by: Mr. Roarke at August 17, 2026 08:39 AM (JM9I6)

220 @212 jim, I believe that would be racist. Like everything else

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 08:39 AM (rp63B)

221 Today I begin the final week of my radiation treatments. Then I just get to enjoy 18 months of waiting to see if it worked.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)



Alas, tis still a cause for celebration at the end of the week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)

222 I thought the dinosaurs were killed off when Spaceball 1 crashed into the earth during parallel-dimensional parking trials.
Posted by: Maurice Evans at August 17, 2026 08:37 AM (4zqrS)
=====

Proof positive time travel exists.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 08:39 AM (JvZF+)

223 208 Today Is National I Love My Feet Day. 🦶

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

So TWICE the number of foot fungus ads in the HQ?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)

224 208 Today Is National I Love My Feet Day. 🦶
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM


I've got some advice for you on that:

https://youtu.be/BpGWc27KLSE

Posted by: Lieutenant Dan at August 17, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

225 Remind me again of the great Mohammedan charities that feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, minister to the orphans and sponsor little league baseball teams?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)



Baseball is haram, I'm sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:40 AM (2YhKe)

226 220
my wife...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)


Are you going to get a tattoo of your wife on your arm, chest or back?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2YhKe)

I have pictures and memories.
Hey, that's pretty close to the name of that Jim Croce song...Photographs and Memories...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

227 There's no excuse for men to wear flip-flops

Ever

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ZxPkt)

228 Alas, tis still a cause for celebration at the end of the week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)


This is true. The wife plans to accompany me on Thursday and embarrass me by forcing me to ring the bell like I was dropping out of BUDS.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

229 Goucho says:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 08:41 AM (J4Alq)

230 There's no excuse for men to wear flip-flops

Ever
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ZxPkt)


Communal shower.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

231 This is true. The wife plans to accompany me on Thursday and embarrass me by forcing me to ring the bell like I was dropping out of BUDS.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)
====
Take the Win.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 08:42 AM (JvZF+)

232 Only thing I've used flip flops for was for public showers while camping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:42 AM (mkk/2)

233 Eh, Groucho Marx, that is...."Lydia the Tattooed Lady"

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 08:43 AM (J4Alq)

234 Only thing I've used flip flops for was for public showers while camping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:42 AM (mkk/2)



Good man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:43 AM (2YhKe)

235 WNBA sub Redditors block any mention of Sophie

wining

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

236 After finishing my first Ironman triathlon I briefly considered getting an Ironman tattoo on one of my calves… the classic M-dot. But that consideration lasted about 5 minutes then I decided it would be retarded….

Just put the oval 140.6 black on white sticker in the corner of the rear window of your BMW X5.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (U4c/V)

237 Today Is National I Love My Feet Day. 🦶
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)


This is still no excuse for men to wear flipflops in public places that aren't a pool, beach, lake or backyard barbeque.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2YhKe)

Flip flops are an abomination

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (sXOHS)

238 There was some Youtube where a guy wanted a tattoo of Jesus' face on his right hand...that turned out badly...can't find the vid now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (l3cgK)

239 234 Only thing I've used flip flops for was for public showers while camping.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2026 08:42 AM (mkk/2)

I actually have nice flip flops for date nights etc

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (/+uur)

240 "...like I was dropping out of BUDS."

Are we supposed to know what that means?

Posted by: Cuz we don't at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

241 Yeah... Getting that butterfly tattooed on your boob at 18 doesn' look so great at 70 when it morphs into a buzzard

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (ls9tU)

242 There's no excuse for men to wear flip-flops

Ever
Posted by: Don Black
_________

A don doesn't wear shorts. Or flip-flops.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2026 08:45 AM (XvL8K)

243 >>The Citadel, not VMI, and he was the Commanding General, I believe. She was, amazingly, the first woman to graduate.


Ugh, thanks!
(This what I get when I trust memory over a bing search. . .)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:45 AM (X8xt3)

244 WNBA sub Redditors block any mention of Sophie

wining
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)


Go on there and talk about some of her exploits but call her Elizabeth (her middle name) and see if you can get them to blaspheme against black lesbians by saying something nice about her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

245 This is true. The wife plans to accompany me on Thursday and embarrass me by forcing me to ring the bell like I was dropping out of BUDS.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

Walk around sugar britches

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (/+uur)

246 Where can one find the list of approved footwear for men?

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (S0M0K)

247 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

248 >Only thing I've used flip flops for was for public showers while camping.
---

Okay, yes
what's really disgusting is seeing men in flip-flops in the grocery store
so gross

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)

249 I used to have a different nic

Bell ringing is better than getting a cone of shame on your right wrist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

250
Are we supposed to know what that means?
Posted by: Cuz we don't at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)




If only there was a place you could go and search for answers to questions and learn things such as:


BUD/S stands for Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

251 235 Eh, Groucho Marx, that is...."Lydia the Tattooed Lady"
Posted by: Don in SoCo

My daughter is named Lydia because of that scene/song. She was an Army Captain, but has no tattoos.

Posted by: The Wreck of the Hesperus at August 17, 2026 08:47 AM (JM9I6)

252 Are we supposed to know what that means?
Posted by: Cuz we don't at August 17, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)


BUDS is the name of the school that people attend to become Navy SEALs. You can quit at any time by ringing a bell in the central courtyard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)

253 what's really disgusting is seeing men in flip-flops in the grocery store
so gross
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)



Or your favorite restaurant........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:47 AM (2YhKe)

254 >Where can one find the list of approved footwear for men?

Posted by: Doof
----

the Red Wing website

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)

255
Her Majesty manages to have TV, computer and phone problems that no other person in the universe has ever or will ever have. Even opening a simple document can involve 45 minutes of phone conversation to try to work them out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 08:47 AM (O0L8i)

256 248 Where can one find the list of approved footwear for men?

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (S0M0K)

It was steel-toed boots when I had to go to a Navy yard...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:48 AM (l3cgK)

257 >>Remind me again of the great Mohammedan charities that feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, minister to the orphans and sponsor little league baseball teams?


Every charity is determined to make sure those it sponsors make it the afterlife "toot sweet" to enjoy their dozens of virgins. So charitable!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:48 AM (X8xt3)

258 Where can one find the list of approved footwear for men?
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (S0M0K)



Anything that covers them. Except crocks. Those are pretty faggy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)

259 Sophie Elizabeth Cunningham. What a nice, normal, attractive female name.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

260 Okay, yes
what's really disgusting is seeing men in flip-flops in the grocery store
so gross
Posted by: Don Black

So true! Fuzzy, Bunny Slippers are proper footwear in stores.

Posted by: Urrybody Knows That! at August 17, 2026 08:49 AM (JM9I6)

261 WSJ says the House and Senate will be won by Democrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 17, 2026 08:11 AM (04KGT)
===========================
When did they say this? As far as I've seen, the editorial page said Democrats might win the House but probably not flip the Senate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 08:49 AM (EwQhr)

262 BUD/S stands for Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)


Obviously you frequent a smart military blog.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:50 AM (ExV1e)

263 >>This is true. The wife plans to accompany me on Thursday and embarrass me by forcing me to ring the bell like I was dropping out of BUDS.


Heh.
This is great news to be celebrated!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 08:50 AM (X8xt3)

264
Ladies, that butterfly tattooed on your shoulder might look cute now, but in 30 years, when your skin can be sold by the acre, it will look like some terrifying raptor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 08:50 AM (O0L8i)

265 248 Where can one find the list of approved footwear for men?
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM

Perhaps a future Sunday night topic for the inestimable Piper to cover.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

266 Today I begin the final week of my radiation treatments. Then I just get to enjoy 18 months of waiting to see if it worked.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)


Alas, tis still a cause for celebration at the end of the week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2YhKe)
*******
Yes, time for a celebration! 🎉 And of course praise and prayers to God.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

267 Another Nic, you better hope that your nurses on Thursday are Helen Thomas lookalikes.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

268 “They know if they can just get enough crazy district judges to do enough crazy things, they can run out the clock.”

We need a Roosevelt solution, as in what would FDR have done if the courts attempted to impede him from dealing with "undocumented Japanese workers" in 1942.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 08:54 AM (sKqQm)

269 Morn' all... Got gas in the car yesterday and it was about 30 cents less than last week...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ls9tU)

270
Where can one find the list of approved footwear for men?
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM


For wearing in public:

Sneakers (with casual clothes)
Work boots
Cowboy boots
Dress shoes
That's it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 08:54 AM (O0L8i)

271 Anthropic CEO says AI backlash is ‘fundamentally a crisis of trust’

COVID was the greatest failure of Western governments to protect the rights of their citizens in history.

No one has been hanged. Hell, no one has gone to prison.

So no, no one trusts transnational elites at this point.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

272 I even hate wear flipflops. Hate having stuff between my toes.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

273 271 Morn' all... Got gas in the car yesterday and it was about 30 cents less than last week...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 08:54 AM

Per gallon or total?

Posted by: Details matter at August 17, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

274
Per gallon or total?
Posted by: Details matter at August 17, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)


LOL... per gallon

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 08:56 AM (ls9tU)

275 A massive tooth from a prehistoric megalodon — the largest shark to ever live, popularized in horror movie lore — was discovered along the Jersey Shore by a vacationing father-son duo from Pennsylvania.

I think we're gonna need a bigger toothbrush

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:56 AM (/+uur)

276 Another Nic, you better hope that your nurses on Thursday are Helen Thomas lookalikes.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)


They'd have to import some. I could get the dude and the older lady, I guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

277 Piper did shoes last night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2026 08:57 AM (JvZF+)

278 Where can one find the list of approved footwear for men?
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:46 AM (S0M0K)


Anything that covers them. Except crocks. Those are pretty faggy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 08:48 AM (2YhKe)


I chuckle at the strong opinions on this topic. Never really bothers me or affects me what other dudes choose for footwear. I'm rather agnostic on this.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:57 AM (S0M0K)

279 The Times Of Israel says the IRGC is trying to figure out how to "widen the war", meaning get the Houthis to start attacking more ships, since Iran has failed so miserably at killing Americans. Apparently, the new strategy is "you do it!" in hopes of getting more coverage in US media, increasing the political cost to PDJT.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 08:58 AM (EwQhr)

280 Anthropic CEO says AI backlash is ‘fundamentally a crisis of trust’

Oh and one more point on this, and it is a fundamental one.

Out current elites don't believe in an afterlife so the here and now is all they have. And they are getting old.

So they are willing to take major, major risks in seeking immortality - whether it be gene therapies, trying to contact aliens, AI, or nano-tech, they are willing to take significant risks with the very existence of mankind if it could possibly extend their lives.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

281 Gonna head out in a little bit to hit Dollar Tree for a few things (the few they have) that are cheaper than Walmart's offerings, and then some quick groceries at Aldi. Maybe I'll stop for a coffee somewhere in there.

I've written to the home inspection guy I used before, and who saved me from making an expensive mistake. Maybe this house will be in much better internal condition.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 08:58 AM (wzUl9)

282 "US Can't Bomb Its Way To Victory": Scotiabank Maps Bessent's Coming Economic Hammer On Iran

What could Bessent do to economically isolate Iran further that has "never been seen"?

- Target China and India
- Broaden the scope of sanctions on Iran
- Target Iranian crypto assets
- Target global ports

China buys more than 90% of Iran's oil exports, making it the most likely target in any effort by Bessent to cut Tehran's energy revenues. But the escalating economic war would carry significant risks. Sanctions on large Chinese companies or financial institutions could escalate tensions with Beijing.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

283 It was steel-toed boots when I had to go to a Navy yard...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:48 AM (l3cgK)

There was an asswipe NAVFAC dude at Dahlgren VA that would step on your toes to see if your were wearing steel toes.
He came over and stood by me one day to try that shit and I just got in my car and left for the day.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:59 AM (/+uur)

284 I chuckle at the strong opinions on this topic. Never really bothers me or affects me what other dudes choose for footwear. I'm rather agnostic on this.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026


***
I usually wear cowboy boots or loafers when I'm out of the house, running shoes for workouts, and soft leather moccasin slippers when I'm home. Pretty much done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:00 AM (wzUl9)

285 All this talk about tattoos and flip-flops is just skirting the issue. The point is, Nancy Mace has nice hooters.

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)

286 Geez, the brain rot.

Marvel has announced the cast for their new X-Men movie and some have gone absolutely bonkers at the casting of Maya Boyd as Storm.

Apparently, she is not dark-skinned enough for the BLM types.

No one show them photos of Halle Barry as Storm I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:00 AM (2GVsD)

287 282 The Times Of Israel says the IRGC is trying to figure out how to "widen the war", meaning get the Houthis to start attacking more ships, since Iran has failed so miserably at killing Americans. Apparently, the new strategy is "you do it!" in hopes of getting more coverage in US media, increasing the political cost to PDJT.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 08:58 AM (EwQhr)

Watched Tousi the other day and he had video of the Yemen military picking off Houti's like a turkey shoot....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 09:01 AM (ls9tU)

288 UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham has been left red faced and embarrassed by a hoaxer posing as the chief of staff to U.S. President Donald Trump who tricked him into exchanging messages in a major security breach.
==================
The new guy is not so smaht.

https://tinyurl.com/mpkfemmd

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 09:01 AM (EwQhr)

289 Flip Flop Brands

Reef ****
OlaKai *****

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:01 AM (/+uur)

290 A don doesn't wear shorts. Or flip-flops.
_-_
Seconded. I also own neither.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 09:01 AM (J4Alq)

291 "US Can't Bomb Its Way To Victory": Scotiabank Maps Bessent's Coming Economic Hammer On Iran


Much like other ways to win wars, modern leftwing sensibilities call all sorts of tactics off limits then argue you can't win wars with weapons.

Give me the USAF and USN for a month and allow me to execute any reporter furthering Iranian propaganda and I'll end the war, or at least make is so there are no Iranians living close enough to the Gulf to impede naval traffic which is the same thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 09:02 AM (sKqQm)

292 The point is, Nancy Mace has nice hooters.
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)


She has a man face and she's a loon. Tits can't rescue that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

293 The United Kingdom has been reduced to the role of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick on the world stage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)

294 Marvel has announced the cast for their new X-Men movie and some have gone absolutely bonkers at the casting of Maya Boyd as Storm.

Apparently, she is not dark-skinned enough for the BLM types.

No one show them photos of Halle Barry as Storm I guess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026


***
She was always drawn as having kind of a mocha skin color in the comics, not pure dark like a Zulu. She was a mutant, after all. That silver-white hair is not something that turns up among young Africans very often.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:03 AM (wzUl9)

295 Muslim Screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’ Attacks Cops, ‘Motive Unclear’

-
The assailant screamed, "Sieg Heil!" The motive is unclear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

296 A don doesn't wear shorts. Or flip-flops.
_-_
Seconded. I also own neither.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026


***
I wear shorts when working out. Otherwise, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (wzUl9)

297 I chuckle at the strong opinions on this topic. Never really bothers me or affects me what other dudes choose for footwear. I'm rather agnostic on this.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 08:57 AM (S0M0K)



I just don't want to see men's feet, which are usually mostly disgusting, while I'm eating a fine meal with my family.........It's incredibly rude.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe)

298
Marvel has announced the cast for their new X-Men movie and some have gone absolutely bonkers at the casting of Maya Boyd as Storm.


I know Haley Berry played her before but isn't the character supposed to be Egyptian?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (sKqQm)

299 299 Muslim Screaming ‘Allahu Akbar’ Attacks Cops, ‘Motive Unclear’

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The assailant screamed, "Sieg Heil!" The motive is unclear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

Both are safer than yelling GO SOPHIE at a WNBA game

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (/+uur)

300 >>Anthropic CEO says AI backlash is ‘fundamentally a crisis of trust’


Trust has to be earned.
Dario Amodei has done a piss-poor job of getting anyone to trust him, particularly when he attempted to insert his company's authority into the US government's use of his product in national security/military situations.



Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (X8xt3)

301 All this talk about tattoos and flip-flops is just skirting the issue. The point is, Nancy Mace has nice hooters.
Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)

Style guide says: pronounced hooterage…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (sXOHS)

302 I just don't want to see men's feet, which are usually mostly disgusting, while I'm eating a fine meal with my family.........It's incredibly rude.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe

Don't look down...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (ls9tU)

303 > Sneakers (with casual clothes)
Work boots
Cowboy boots
Dress shoes
That's it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 08:54 AM (O0L8i)

Specialized sport shoes (bowling shoes, baseball cleats, golf shoes, etc.)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (IG3/x)

304 The United Kingdom has been reduced to the role of the Grand Duchy of Fenwick on the world stage.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026


***
But the UK is already getting tons of $$$ from the U.S. No need to attack us and lose in order to get aid, as Fenwick did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (wzUl9)

305 >>Uh oh. I was singing your praises a couple weeks back about how I trust your memory over everything else. Whoops. Whoopsie!


Heh,

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (X8xt3)

306 I just don't want to see men's feet, which are usually mostly disgusting, while I'm eating a fine meal with my family.........It's incredibly rude.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:04 AM (2YhKe)

dude its a DQ

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)

307 We talkin feet?

Posted by: Rex Ryan at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (sKqQm)

308
Don't look down...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (ls9tU)



182 degrees of peripheral vision makes this task impossible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (2YhKe)

309 "Apparently, the new strategy is "you do it!" in hopes of getting more coverage in US media, increasing the political cost to PDJT."
++++

Also known as "Let's you and him fight" on elementary school playgrounds everywhere.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)

310 "Nashville" and “Heroes” actress Hayden Panettiere died, her representative confirmed to Fox News Digital. She was 36.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2026 09:06 AM (RHGPo)

311 Just up. Have to get to work on the computer after taking care of puppy.

The cheerleader on 'Heroes' - Hayden Panatierre - is dead. Likely drugs or suicide. Rest in peace girl. I read a little on Deadline. Troubled woman.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 09:06 AM (Sco7b)

312 One thing to note, at a dress event men wear more clothing then they normally do, and woman less.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at August 17, 2026 09:06 AM (sKqQm)

313 I know Haley Berry played her before but isn't the character supposed to be Egyptian?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026


***
There was a mention in one of the comic stories that as a young girl, she walked across the Serengeti. So, farther south than Egypt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:06 AM (wzUl9)

314 There's no excuse for men to wear flip-flops

Ever
Posted by: Don Black
*******
Only if they've just had a pedicure and they have decent looking feet

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 09:06 AM (NpAcC)

315 Hayden Pannetierre died. I was vaguely aware of who she was but I don't think I ever saw her on anything. Only 36. RIP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:07 AM (rp63B)

316 Quick online search reveals:

Storm is American/Kenyan and was orphaned in Egypt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:07 AM (2GVsD)

317 273 Anthropic CEO says AI backlash is ‘fundamentally a crisis of trust’

COVID was the greatest failure of Western governments to protect the rights of their citizens in history.

No one has been hanged. Hell, no one has gone to prison.

So no, no one trusts transnational elites at this point.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

Considering how every major institution in this country has conducted itself over the past 50 years, and the massive enshittification, surveillance, fraud, extortion and censorship by Big Tech, "trust us" holds no currency. In fact it's cause for alarm.

Posted by: The camps are fun, swearsies! at August 17, 2026 09:07 AM (TbWk/)

318 Yep, seeing men's hairy toes and fungus toenails can ruin a dinner. Have some couth!

Posted by: Buster Brown (and Tige)! at August 17, 2026 09:07 AM (JM9I6)

319 The cheerleader on 'Heroes' - Hayden Panatierre - is dead. Likely drugs or suicide. Rest in peace girl. I read a little on Deadline. Troubled woman.

Her brother died from the clot shot a few years ago so really sad news for her family.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

320 What a bizarre and awful theology. Islam informs people they should just stab random people who don't happen to be Muslim and shout, "Allah is the greatest "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2026 09:07 AM (W90Ou)

321 >>Flip Flop Brands

Reef ****
OlaKai *****



Ooofos rock

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 09:07 AM (X8xt3)

322 “They know if they can just get enough crazy district judges to do enough crazy things, they can run out the clock.”

Or ignore the judges. It seems that both the Executive and Legislative branches worship the Judiciary as the Final Word of Truth, when that branch, out of all others has absolutely no respect for the Executive, Legislative and We The People for its ability to enforce, fund and tolerate its treachery.

I'm coining: 'gynokritarchy' meaning rule by female judges.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 09:08 AM (xE0sV)

323 The cheerleader on 'Heroes' - Hayden Panatierre - is dead. Likely drugs or suicide. Rest in peace girl. I read a little on Deadline. Troubled woman.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 17, 2026 09:06 AM (Sco7b)


She was attractive and started performing at 1. I assume that she was molested. A lot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 09:08 AM (ExV1e)

324
dude its a DQ
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)



DQ is small town Texas. Small town Texan men wear boots because they work.

I've never seen a man in flipflops at a DQ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:08 AM (2YhKe)

325 What a bizarre and awful theology. Islam informs people they should just stab random people who don't happen to be Muslim and shout, "Allah is the greatest "

Islam is what you get when a warlord gets a cursory education on Judaism and combines it with his pagan beliefs

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 09:08 AM (sKqQm)

326 I saw Brink of War about Reagan and Gorbachev. Quite good, although a little "Movie of the Week"

The folks who visit AOSHQ will love it. There's historical inside baseball. Ronnie was a playa, you see. Everyone thought his goal was arms reduction. He had something else in mind.

The Opposition is already spinning it as "it shows what a statesman Reagan was, compared to that buffoon Trump" As the movie shows, back then the Opposition was calling Reagan as a warmonger. The beat goes on ...

After you see it, picture AOC negotiating with Xi. Now that's a scary movie.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2026 09:08 AM (dtajH)

327 Fatana Karimi, owner of Karimi Brows in Alexandria VA, kicks out a Jewish client over her Israeli ethnicity.

But not the Irish

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)

328
She was attractive and started performing at 1. I assume that she was molested. A lot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 17, 2026 09:08 AM (ExV1e)



I believe this too is the story of Zendaya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:09 AM (2YhKe)

329
Specialized sport shoes (bowling shoes, baseball cleats, golf shoes, etc.)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2026 09:05 AM (IG3/x)


Acceptable. But, in public, no sandals, Crocs or, worst of all, top-siders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:09 AM (O0L8i)

330 Where can one find the list of approved footwear for me
_-_
See Merle Haggard: "...Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear. Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen..."

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 09:09 AM (J4Alq)

331 Islam is what you get when a warlord gets a cursory education on Judaism and combines it with his pagan beliefs
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 09:08 AM (sKqQm)



islham is what you get when you stick your dick in a 9 year old and demand the world to accept you for who you are by killing everyone who doesn't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:10 AM (2YhKe)

332 It seems I have landed on an MCU reddit page

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

333
Considering how every major institution in this country has conducted itself over the past 50 years, and the massive enshittification, surveillance, fraud, extortion and censorship by Big Tech, "trust us" holds no currency. In fact it's cause for alarm.


Back when we were allowed to tell and laugh at ethnic jokes:

Q: What is Yiddish for Fuck You?
A: Trust Me!

Posted by: Community Notes at August 17, 2026 09:11 AM (xE0sV)

334 Islam is what you get when a warlord gets a cursory education on Judaism and combines it with his pagan beliefs
_-_
Very close to the beliefs of Aisha's father, I am told...Arianism? I am not well-schooled on this one.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 09:12 AM (J4Alq)

335 Kristen Welker to AG Blanche: "Can you pledge that the Justice Department will always act independently of the White House?"

Guess Executive does not mean Execute anymore

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)

336 When it comes to feet I’m the opposite of Rex Ryan. The foot fetish is IMHO…. Weird

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:12 AM (sXOHS)

337 Acceptable. But, in public, no sandals, Crocs or, worst of all, top-siders.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026


***
I wear Topsiders out too fast. Mainly they are for washing the car -- lots of water splashing around. Guess I need a new pair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

338 I believe this too is the story of Zendaya.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:09 AM (2YhKe)


Overrated and overhyped. Averagely attractive but always has a look on her face like she is smelling a fart.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:13 AM (S0M0K)

339 Who is Kristen Welker?

Are they a talking muppet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:13 AM (2GVsD)

340 With such strong opinions on men's feet, I'd have thought the idea of a Muslim foot washing station at a Texas airport would have been a non-starter from the get-go.

For reasons.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2026 09:13 AM (2Cry5)

341 Former Police Officer Convicted of Sharing ‘Grossly Offensive’ Meme About Islam in BritainUnclear.

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The first post reported to the police featured the title “time for mass deportations” next to a Middle Eastern man in his 20s or 30s with the words “Children in need”. It was captioned with: “12-year-old Mohammed recently arrived at Dover. Please donate to help him move from a three-star to a five-star hotel, which has a better halal menu, free Wi-Fi, and Sky and is nearer to a girls’ school”.
. . .
The second meme depicted a picture of a man wearing a turban next to some bacon with the caption: “Fun facts about Bacon! People who eat bacon have a lower chance of marrying a 9-year-old!”

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They should've hung him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

342 When it comes to feet I’m the opposite of Rex Ryan. The foot fetish is IMHO…. Weird
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026


***
I agree. I think of women's feet on an esthetic level, as natural sculptures. Not something that makes my system go into overdrive.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:14 AM (wzUl9)

343 Gonna go see Brink Of War this week.
Now that I'm retired I can casually saunter into a movie theater at noon on a weekday and have an entire showing all to myself.
Shoot, I might even buy popcorn and a grape Nehi.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 17, 2026 09:14 AM (2Ez/1)

344 Kristen Welker to AG Blanche: "Can you pledge that the Justice Department will always act independently of the White House?"

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)
==================
I saw that exchange and thought he handled it well. Instead of reaching across the table and slapping her in the head he patiently explained how the Executive Branch works.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 09:14 AM (lh7pS)

345 Let's see here, we've covered tats and footwear. Maybe it's time you all tell everyone else what to eat and how to do.

Maybe a subject too far?

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 09:15 AM (zBgIx)

346 "Yeah, were it not for the fact of Democrats' and LBJ's Great Society that caused the genocide (There's a word for you Lefties!) of the black family and the general societal dissolution that we are suffering 60 years on and will continue until there is a radical change in culture and education back to normalcy."

People don't like to hear this, but societies that fail beyond a certain extent and duration never recover. They fracture - with some elements going extinct or feral - or are replaced entirely.

I don't see any possibility of the ghetto culture LBJ gifted us producing something functional, though we could certainly go our own way apart from them.

Ther are simply too many generations of barbarism and borderline (or outright) retardation

Posted by: heya at August 17, 2026 09:15 AM (23NNO)

347 My fiancee's feet are pretty. But they're just feet. I'll rub 'em for her when she's tired, but it's the rest of her that gets me revved up.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 17, 2026 09:15 AM (aJQbY)

348 That butterfly tattoo on your breast?...what's it gonna look like in 20 years?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:15 AM (l3cgK)

Rodan?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 17, 2026 09:15 AM (hmYU4)

349
I wear Topsiders out too fast. Mainly they are for washing the car -- lots of water splashing around. Guess I need a new pair.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)


Sorry, top-siders reek of New England GOPe, Skull and Bones, cable-knit sweaters, weekending in the Hamptons, cucumber sandwiches and discreet adultery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:15 AM (O0L8i)

350 Off to Dollar Tree & c., all. Maybe I'll be back for the Art Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2026 09:16 AM (wzUl9)

351 That butterfly tattoo on your breast?...what's it gonna look like in 20 years?...

Mothra duh

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:16 AM (2GVsD)

352
Overrated and overhyped. Averagely attractive but always has a look on her face like she is smelling a fart.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:13 AM (S0M0K)



She's from the land of Disney or Nickelodeon, home of the raging pedos.

I don't know anything about her singing, but she's average attractiveness and has very little acting skills.

The fact they're shoving her and Pedro Pascal down our throat makes it seem like they're trying to force an arranged marriage to breed a 'super group' of children to take over the hollywood landscape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:16 AM (2YhKe)

353 Tim Russertt to F Chuck Todd to Kristen Welker

That is DRAMATIC dropoff each time. Good grief

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:17 AM (sXOHS)

354 what to eat and how to do
_-_
Don't talk with your mouth full.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 09:18 AM (J4Alq)

355 You also ring the bell at BUD/S upon graduation.

Posted by: goatexchange at August 17, 2026 09:18 AM (hyS0X)

356 351 Let's see here, we've covered tats and footwear. Maybe it's time you all tell everyone else what to eat and how to do.

Maybe a subject too far?
Posted by: Will Robinson at August 17, 2026 09:15 AM (zBgIx)

Eh, it’s okay. Outside of these gray boxes no one has a clue about our musings, and more importantly we have zero influence about anything. So, a nice safe place to opine about anything and everything. We are harmless.

Posted by: tubal at August 17, 2026 09:19 AM (Gqar8)

357 The story was that some libtard dummy claimed that Hollywood films have had mostly muslim villains for the last 30 years. You might have to scroll, it took a while to get them going.

The last major release I could find that had Muslims as a primary villain was 1998's Under Siege. But honestly that movie was more about government overreach in response to Muslim terror

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

358 Per gallon or total?
Posted by: Details matter at August 17, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)


LOL... per gallon
Posted by: It's me donna


Did $3.15/gal Thursday at Sam's while everyone else was running $3.60+

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2026 09:19 AM (AzRNx)

359
Overrated and overhyped. Averagely attractive but always has a look on her face like she is smelling a fart.
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:13 AM (S0M0K)


Zenyatta >>>> Zendaya

Zenyatta still gets a bottle of Guinness Stout every day. What a girl!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:19 AM (O0L8i)

360 NY Post is reporting that Panettiere may have died from cardiac arrest after a drug overdose.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:19 AM (rp63B)

361 That is DRAMATIC dropoff each time. Good grief

Bison going over a cliff, that kind of dropoff?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:20 AM (2GVsD)

362 Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Silk suit, black tie (black tie)
I don't need a reason why
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man

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Notable by their absence, flip flops.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 09:20 AM (ndZc7)

363 A don doesn't wear shorts. Or flip-flops.
_-_
Seconded. I also own neither.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026

***
I wear shorts when working out. Otherwise, no.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
+++
I think it's shorts and flip flops or sandals most of the time for the majority of people around here.
After a while you get to where you don't really notice it.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Lo97M)

364 Sorry, top-siders reek of New England GOPe, Skull and Bones, cable-knit sweaters, weekending in the Hamptons, cucumber sandwiches and discreet adultery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:15 AM (O0L8i)


Wow -- that was oddly specific.

What do canvas slip-on casual shoes (such as Hey Dude) reek of?

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:20 AM (S0M0K)

365 >>>Ukrainian missiles hit Russia’s only Soyuz-2 rocket factory

FYI, all Soyuz and Progress spacecraft are manufactured at the RKK Energia facility in Korolev, a small city in the NNE outer suburbs of Moscow. The Russian Mission Control facility is adjacent to the RKK Energia plant. These are definitely single-point failure targets the US does not want destroyed or seriously damaged while the International Space Station is operational. AFAIK, US-Russian International Space Station operations, crewing, and supply have not been affected by the US sanctions put in effect after Putin invaded Ukraine. Such is geopolitics left-over from the 1990s.

Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2026 09:20 AM (5rh/l)

366 Tubal

Mostly harmless.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:21 AM (2GVsD)

367 I couldn't pick Pascal or Zendaya out of a lineup, maybe saw a picture of Panatierre once, so I think I know what she looked like. Very happy being uninformed of what bankrupt Hollywood is shoving down the public's throats.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at August 17, 2026 09:21 AM (JM9I6)

368 opine about anything and everything
_-_
Heh. Oh, yeah. I regularly take an arrow here.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 09:21 AM (J4Alq)

369
NY Post is reporting that Panettiere may have died from cardiac arrest after a drug overdose.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:19 AM (rp63B)


So, COVID.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2026 09:21 AM (O0L8i)

370 374 Tubal

Mostly harmless.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:21 AM (2GVsD


As long as we don't run with scissors

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 09:22 AM (ls9tU)

371 NY Post is reporting that Panettiere may have died from cardiac arrest after a drug overdose.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:19 AM (rp63B)



She sounds vaccinated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:22 AM (2YhKe)

372 Or swim after eating.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:22 AM (2GVsD)

373 I prefer tan shoes with pink shoelaces.

Posted by: Dodie Stevens at August 17, 2026 09:22 AM (2Ez/1)

374 "The story was that some libtard dummy claimed that Hollywood films have had mostly muslim villains for the last 30 years.

First of all, that's bullshit. Even the new film "Amateur" about a terrorist bombing has CIA malefactors behind it.

Secondly, they should be the villains in 99.9% of movies about terrorism because they commit 99.9% of terrorist actions.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 09:22 AM (BdmD3)

375 From about September to about May, I'm wearing Kuiu attack pants, a t-shirt or long sleeve, depending, and Red Wing Iron Rangers in whatever color goes best.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 09:23 AM (PGK1w)

376 Very happy being uninformed of what bankrupt Hollywood is shoving down the public's throats.

Posted by: Out of the Loop at August 17, 2026 09:21 AM (JM9I6)

I think cocks mostly
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 09:22 AM (rJIHE)



Speaking of that.........

I've heard Disney has f*cked Star Wars up SOOO BAD, they're just going to do a full reboot of the whole thing.

A new Skywalker, Leah, Han Solo.......the works.

What are the odds it's fake and gay?

99.9976%

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:23 AM (2YhKe)

377 Ro Khanna is a full scale idiot. Trying to straddle the fence and he always in a really stupid fashion comes down on the wrong side of an issue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:23 AM (rp63B)

378 cardiac arrest after a drug overdose.
_-_
Fame and fortune is a difficult test.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (J4Alq)

379 Massive tooth of 3.6M-year-old megalodon — largest shark to ever live — discovered on Jersey Shore

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Jersey Shore, huh? Must've died of excessive stupidity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7)

380 Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: In the voice of Dennis Miller at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

381 Good morning!

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ZdaMQ)

382 Ro Khanna is a full scale idiot. Trying to straddle the fence and he always in a really stupid fashion comes down on the wrong side of an issue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:23 AM (rp63B)



Mark Cuban, of all people, laid waste to him on X the other day on his "TAX BILLIONAIRES!!!!" bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (2YhKe)

383 Hollywood is murder on child actors. Only rarely do they emerge intact.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (BdmD3)

384 Jersey Shore?

Snooki lost a tooth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

385 -
Jersey Shore, huh? Must've died of excessive stupidity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7)



Did Snooki try to have sex with it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:25 AM (2YhKe)

386 what was that schwarzenegger movie

True Lies
had muslim goatbanger as villain

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt)

387 Uh oh, Piper’s here. Everybody look busy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

388 Hollywood is murder on child actors. Only rarely do they emerge intact.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (BdmD3)




My ass still hurts.......

Posted by: Zombie Corey Haim at August 17, 2026 09:26 AM (2YhKe)

389 Ro Khanna is buds with Massey, who knows what these strange political bedfellows do in the dark.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:26 AM (2GVsD)

390 If someone wants to make fun of me for my enjoyment of the odd cock now and again, who am I to get all uppity and judge them?
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 09:25 AM (rJIHE)

Wait, what?

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:26 AM (ZdaMQ)

391 @391 , Sponge, yeah saw that . Khanna kept spouting talking points and Cuban hit him with economic reality each time. And I'm no fan of Cuban

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:26 AM (rp63B)

392 "A don doesn't wear shorts" is from the Sopranos. Some anonymous mafioso supposedly called Gandolfini and said the show was great, but criticized him wearing shorts at a backyard bbq. They worked it into the script.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2026 09:27 AM (XvL8K)

393 If someone wants to make fun of me for my enjoyment of the odd cock now and again, who am I to get all uppity and judge them?
Posted by: ... at August 17, 2026 09:25 AM (rJIHE)

Uh… We don’t do phrasing anymore?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:27 AM (sXOHS)

394 Doc Brown double crossed some Libyan terrorists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

395 Is Paul socking a regular or something?

Posted by: Zombie Corey Haim at August 17, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe)

396 Shit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe)

397 406 Is Paul socking a regular or something?
Posted by: Zombie Corey Haim at August 17, 2026 09:27 AM (2YhKe

I was wondering the same..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2026 09:27 AM (ls9tU)

398 RNC Research
@RNCResearch

Democrat Rep. Pramila Jayapal tries to gaslight voters into supporting far-Left Democrats who want to abolish police, prisons, and borders:

“Progressives have always been about advancing things that are good for Americans. Things like universal healthcare.”

https://tinyurl.com/3jdsv87u

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 09:28 AM (NpAcC)

399 Uh oh, Piper’s here. Everybody look busy.
Posted by: Bulg at August 17, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

As the style editor I’m just hoping she’ll unequivocally renounce flip flops…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 17, 2026 09:28 AM (sXOHS)

400 An odd cock - this is about me isn't it Signed John Wayne Bobbitt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:28 AM (rp63B)

401
“Progressives have always been about advancing things that are good for Americans. Things like universal healthcare.”

https://tinyurl.com/3jdsv87u
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2026 09:28 AM (NpAcC)



Universal healthcare is incredibly rarely good for anyone.

ESPECIALLY Americans, where there are 350 million of us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)

402 Good morning!
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ZdaMQ)


You missed the mens footwear sub-thread here in the comments. It was whelming.

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2026 09:29 AM (S0M0K)

403 I think it's shorts and flip flops or sandals most of the time for the majority of people around here.
After a while you get to where you don't really notice it.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Lo97M)

had a place south of I10 since 2004

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 09:29 AM (/+uur)

404 Jeez, 7am posting. JJ's been hitting the greenies again.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 17, 2026 09:29 AM (sl73Y)

405 Piper is pretty lively for being deceased

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:29 AM (rp63B)

406 The new James Bond movie with Ellen Paige.

Golddingus and OddCock will the villain duo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:29 AM (2GVsD)

407 400 I mean say I'm in a room with a big beautiful cock... what am I supposed to do, ignore it?
Posted by: ...

This is now archived and will be brought up at the most inconvenient times.

Posted by: You Done Did It Now at August 17, 2026 09:30 AM (JM9I6)

408 Ro Khanna is a full scale idiot. Trying to straddle the fence and he always in a really stupid fashion comes down on the wrong side of an issue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:23 AM (rp63B)
====================
It's amazing isn't it? He is self-destructing in real time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2026 09:30 AM (lh7pS)

409 I've heard there was no particular association with the mob and dressing well until The Godfather.

After that they started dressing up because they liked the image.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2026 09:30 AM (sKqQm)

410 Michael Brown had the size to play football. It would have kept him out of trouble.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 17, 2026 09:30 AM (rJ48h)

411 'Morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Take the victories where you can get them. But, yes, there are other U.S. airports where their operators have installed foot washing stations, such as O'Hare (municipal/city); George Bush Intercontinental Airport (municipal/city); Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (special district /port authority); Indianapolis International Airport (special district/port authority), and Philadelphia International Airport (municipal/city). (I suppose searching federal grants (FAA) for local projects could bare more info. IDK.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NFX2v)

412 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2YhKe)

413 >>She was attractive and started performing at 1. I assume that she was molested. A lot.


There was a website that dropped a lot of dark Hollywood gossip amidst the sillier stuff (they were reporting on Weinstein, Spacey, etc. years before it became public), and they had a lot of stuff about Hayden. A lot of sex, drugs, being pimped out, etc.
No idea if it was true, but. . . yeah, think she had a rough life from the get-go.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2026 09:31 AM (X8xt3)

414 Ro Khanna is a full scale idiot. Trying to straddle the fence and he always in a really stupid fashion comes down on the wrong side of an issue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2026 09:23 AM (rp63B)

Straddling the fence just gets you stabbed in the janglesack.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 09:31 AM (PGK1w)

415 Flip flops are okay for the beach and the pool.

Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (ZdaMQ)

416 Washington Nearsider,

Sprue Brother has the 1/32 Hasegawa Fw 190D-9 for $30.99.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

417 I think we're getting into a weird area.

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

418 > Flip flops are okay for the beach and the pool.

Posted by: Piper
----

YES
yes
I knew I liked you

Posted by: Don Black at August 17, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

419 Weird area?

Kirsche, sounding.

Break it will your mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)

420 Washington Nearsider,

Sprue Brother has the 1/32 Hasegawa Fw 190D-9 for $30.99.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

That's really, really good.

Purchased. Thanks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 17, 2026 09:37 AM (PGK1w)

421 What's with the "7 years" and immigration?, I've wondered. Finally decided to look around.

Under Section 249 of the Immigration and Nationality Act, known as the Registry, immigrants can qualify for a green card if they have resided in the U.S. continuously since January 1, 1972. Because Congress has not updated this fixed date since 1986, the provision applies to a window over 54 years ago, rendering it practically obsolete.

Congress created the registry provision in 1929.
Lawmakers moved the cutoff date forward four separate times.
The last update occurred under the Reagan administration in 1986, setting the date to January 1, 1972.
No further updates have passed, leaving the requirement frozen for decades.

Lawmakers (NY, IL, CA) have repeatedly (July 22, March 23, July 2025, July 2026) introduced bills, i.e., Renewing Immigration Provisions of the Immigration Act of 1929, to reform Section 249. Proposals aim to replace the fixed date with a rolling requirement.

And, certain employment-based non-immigrant classifications, such as specific L-1 visa holders (managers & executives), have maximum allowable initial stays or extensions capping out at seven years.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 09:49 AM (NFX2v)

422 I'll always remember Hayden Panettiere for Remember the Titans. She had talent and an extensive body of work. I also read she had alcohol and drugs problems as an adult. (I paid little attention to her adult performances; one or two I saw had seemed somehow sad.)

Sounds like she was bi-polar and maybe the illness first obviously surfaced with the birth of her daughter. (She had a daughter with Wladimir Klitschko, a Ukrainian former professional boxer. She relinquished the child's full time upbringing to him but, reportedly, was still involved with her.)

RIP 🙏

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 17, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

423 Michigans a Senate pickup.

Ohio gov race has me worried as does their Senate contest.

Without looney toons lady on the ballot in WI....that will be a tough race. Winnable, though.


MN is now winnable (long shot) now that My Pillows Amnesty guy is out.

I'm kinda hopeful. What I was praying for was a bigger shift after 2024. Concentrated action to remove Rhino shit bags and regime change. Maybe have a functional RNC.

We've got some of that, which is great but Iran, Inflation and H1B's linger.

Need a GOP counter platform for o fight the commies with....we have boot straps, H1B is MAGA and no SafeT Act lingering about.

Going to be tight in the House, still.

Posted by: GigantorX at August 17, 2026 10:30 AM (wGPHk)

424 ...
After you see it, picture AOC negotiating with Xi. Now that's a scary movie.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Top This: the ctHARRIS word-salad, nasel voice and then cackle breaking out during any meeting with foreign head of state/especially the mullahs and taliban....

Punchline: AND SHE WOULDN'TCHANGE A THING.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-ifLIBsWantAmerica2Fail


LET's GO BRANDON! Who wants a TACO?
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
https://youtu.be/EW98E6wYQcU?t=68
America Dodged a Bullet:: Dance to the ctHARRIS Policy Word-Salad Wonk

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 17, 2026 11:23 AM (ENf8o)

425 283 It was steel-toed boots when I had to go to a Navy yard...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 08:48 AM (l3cgK)

There was an asswipe NAVFAC dude at Dahlgren VA that would step on your toes to see if your were wearing steel toes.
He came over and stood by me one day to try that shit and I just got in my car and left for the day.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 17, 2026 08:59 AM (/+uur)

And here I expected that you kicked his shins...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2026 01:53 PM (l3cgK)

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