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The stupidity of the typical "Jewish" voter is well documented. Voting against self-interest is pretty much expected among many American "Jews." And those quotation marks are intentional. Jews who voted for Mamdani and AOC and the other rabid Jew-haters in NYC, and who plan to vote for Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed in Michigan, support people and policies that are antithetical to the very idea of Judaism!

When a Christian rejects his religion, does not follow its precepts, is openly antagonistic to those who follow Christ, we call him an atheist. When so-called Jews reject their religion, do not follow its precepts, are openly antagonistic to those who follow the Torah, we call them...Jews? Why? Because they have Jewish names and eat bagels and lox on Sunday mornings? I eat fish most Fridays...does that mean I am Catholic?

They are atheists who have replaced a real religion with the worship of progressivism, which is a pretty way of saying socialist, which is a pretty way of saying communist. Sure, many "progressives" are uncomfortable with some of the demands of communism, but they are certainly working toward it, even if they are just the useful idiots of the hard left.

And in America, that is the majority of the cohort! That is changing, as the Jews In Name Only (JINO) fade away via assimilation and not having children. The Modern Orthodox and Hasidic (or ultra-religious) populations are growing fast because they do have children, and they tend to vote Republican in national races.

But that doesn't explain this poll...

McLaughlin Poll Shows Jews Flipping Republican on Generic Ballot

Things are changing enough that CNN noted a drastic falloff of Jewish support for Democrats on the generic ballot in New York. Not that surprising since the New York Jewish vote tends to be some of the most traditional in the country. But the generic ballot usually trended Democrat because Democratic congressional candidates would try to appeal to Jews. We're now in the era of the actively antisemitic congressional candidate like Dariazila Avila Chevalier, who celebrated the Oct 7 attacks, Claire Valdez and their gruesome toady, Brad Lander. No surprise that Jewish support for the generic ballot is crashing.

But a McLaughlin poll claims that overall Jewish support has flipped on the generic ballot.


I find it almost incomprehensible that any Jew, no matter how assimilated and contemptuous of his ancestral religion and culture would vote for those who support the destruction of the Jewish people. Are they finally waking up?

Here's some of the data from the McLaughlin poll:

Among the voters in our survey:

  • Protestants, who account for 38% of likely voters, favor Republicans for Congress by 51% to 43%, an 8-point advantage.
  • Catholics, representing 24% of likely voters, favor Republicans by just 48% to 46%, a narrow 2-point margin.
  • Evangelical Christians, who make up 29% of likely voters and overlap with other Christian categories, support Republicans by 56% to 37%, a strong 19-point advantage.
  • Jewish voters, representing 4% of likely voters, favor Republicans by a striking 64% to 33%, a potential major shift from historical voting patterns.

Here is FrontPageMag again...
Do I buy that shift? I think the number of Jewish voters polled is too small to put too much weight on it. But the level of everyday antisemitism that has been normalized among leftists is mind-blowing. You don’t have to go far to see Goebbels degree rhetoric. It’s leaking into not just the internet, but social circles and everyday interactions. (This isn’t just limited to leftists, but Jews live in liberal areas and encounter liberals more than anyone else.) I think that there is a growing sea change. I suspect it’s not quite as extreme.

Yes, it is a small poll that is only a snapshot, and very possibly not indicative of a lasting trend, but it is certainly interesting. For a lasting shift to occur among American Jews, the inertia of 110 years of voting for leftist policies and candidates, popularly known as Democrats, would have to change.

Rabid, open, obvious Jew-hatred might be the force that pushes American Jews to a more sane approach to their political support. It has been self-destructive for a century, and ignorant of reality; perhaps open discussion among the darlings of the left of American Judaism as intrinsically evil, and Israel as a illegitimate and dangerous country is finally being heard.

Color me skeptical (you would understand if you met some of my relatives!), but even a small shift is important.

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter and X/Twitter]. And if you folks who are on X/Twitter would follow me it would be much appreciated!

Posted by: CBD at 10:55 AM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (8B4gm)

2 >>I find it almost incomprehensible that any Jew, no matter how assimilated and contemptuous of his ancestral religion and culture would vote for those who support the destruction of the Jewish people. Are they finally waking up?

Not Schumer:

@PpollingNumbers
·
Sep 16
🔵 News - Schumer's Senate super PAC put another $10M behind Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan, per Axios


Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (rOKnE)

3 Nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 11:00 AM (8B4gm)

4 >>Rabid, open, obvious Jew-hatred might be the force that pushes American Jews to a more sane approach to their political support. It has been self-destructive for a century, and ignorant of reality; perhaps open discussion among the darlings of the left of American Judaism as intrinsically evil, and Israel as a illegitimate and dangerous country is finally being heard.

Color me skeptical (you would understand if you met some of my relatives!), but even a small shift is important.
- - - - - -

After Mamdani turns NYC into London?
May be too late.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 11:00 AM (rOKnE)

5 Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 11:00 AM (rOKnE)

Yes. I have very little hope for NYC. But...many Jews will leave!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 11:01 AM (wMVKv)

6 Looks like it's Catholics' turn in the barrel. Guess we can stop picking on Jews now...
It's possible that the obvious homosexuals (James Martin, SJ) and various other limpwrists in the Church hierarchy is making the Church's appeal more selective. Talk about an institution in need of an enema.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (88C+u)

7 Those pesky Jews.......

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 29, 2026 11:03 AM (g8Ew8)

8 And I'm increasingly wondering if Schumer was raised in a secret Argentine vault by exiled Nazis to come here and make Jews look bad

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 11:03 AM (88C+u)

9 6 Looks like it's Catholics' turn in the barrel. Guess we can stop picking on Jews now...
It's possible that the obvious homosexuals (James Martin, SJ) and various other limpwrists in the Church hierarchy is making the Church's appeal more selective. Talk about an institution in need of an enema.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (88C+u)

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The Catholic vote has been shifting right for a while. It's been roughly 50/50 for a while, but Trump won 55% of the Catholic vote in 2024 while Kamala won 43%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (pfZGz)

10 Chickens for KFC! They are akin to the Gheys For Palestine!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (07bJ3)

11 For diehard leftists, of any religious persuasion, leftism IS now their preferred religion. And they will vote accordingly. Even if it kills them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 11:05 AM (RORbl)

12 Interesting video of Batya Ungar-Sargon, who is no fool. So how do they walk away?

@TruthFairy131
"Jews built the Left."
- Batya Ungar-Sargon ✡️

Radical Leftism, Marxism & Communism is a Jewish creation.

Jews fund, promote & are the authors & leaders of all of leftist founding ideologies, documents & organisations.

https://tinyurl.com/3tf65yna

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 11:05 AM (rOKnE)

13 Catholics, representing 24% of likely voters, favor Republicans by just 48% to 46%, a narrow 2-point margin.
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That's theologically impossible. Yeah I know I know..."No true Scottsman" fallacy. But nevertheless, one can't be "Catholic" and support demonic entities running on a platform of abortion-right-up-to-and-including-birth and then go participate in communion afterwards. I get that the current fake pope isn't going to call them out for it, but I don't understand why more of the local priests aren't willing to take a stand.

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (TN0g+)

14 "I find it almost incomprehensible that any Jew, no matter how assimilated and contemptuous of his ancestral religion and culture would vote for those who support the destruction of the Jewish people. Are they finally waking up?"

Short answer: I think so, yes. It would be interesting to see this broken down by age. I suspect the biggest shift to the right -- or, more accurately, away from the left -- among Jews this election cycle is younger Jews.

Why younger? Because they've seen first-hand the viciousness and destruction the left has for Israel and Jews in general. And unlike older Jews, the younger ones don't have mostly obsolete fears of the KKK, Nazis, and the classic anti-semites.

The older Jews just can't seem to shake these old fears, and have a harder time seeing the real threat: their fellow Democraps. The call is coming from inside the house.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:07 AM (iFTx/)

15 Jews fund, promote & are the authors & leaders of all of leftist founding ideologies, documents & organisations.

That generation birthed Curtis Yarvin who literally wants to bring back the medieval kings.

Posted by: the pendulum at October 29, 2026 11:07 AM (88C+u)

16 13 Catholics, representing 24% of likely voters, favor Republicans by just 48% to 46%, a narrow 2-point margin.
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That's theologically impossible. Yeah I know I know..."No true Scottsman" fallacy. But nevertheless, one can't be "Catholic" and support demonic entities running on a platform of abortion-right-up-to-and-including-birth and then go participate in communion afterwards. I get that the current fake pope isn't going to call them out for it, but I don't understand why more of the local priests aren't willing to take a stand.

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (TN0g+)

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These ethnic (and religious) polls are...issue filled.

Never mind the fact that progressives are more likely to actually go through the polling process which creates response bias issues, you have to get a lot of Catholics to get a representative sample. Which is difficult and expensive to do.

They're always...suspect.

I take the exit polling from 2024 with less of a grain of salt than any other polling in this area, and exit polls have their own issues.

So, I doubt the Catholic vote has shifted about 10 points to the left in the last 2 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:08 AM (pfZGz)

17 We already early-voted for Jimmy Dean!

Posted by: Hogs In The Pen at October 29, 2026 11:08 AM (EdP2u)

18 The Catholic vote has been shifting right for a while. It's been roughly 50/50 for a while, but Trump won 55% of the Catholic vote in 2024 while Kamala won 43%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (pfZGz)

I live in a place with a strong catholic majority. I haven't heard any of them say they're voting for Dems. They're quite aware of what's going on. They hate the DSA.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (g8Ew8)

19 When so-called Jews reject their religion, do not follow its precepts, are openly antagonistic to those who follow the Torah, we call them...Jews? Why?

Because "Jew" can be ethnic, cultural a/o religious. That Venn does have overlap but is not a circle.

Trump's daughter: a proselyte, not ethnic or cultural — a religious Jew.

Bernie Sanders: ethnic and to a much lesser extent cultural Jew, not religious.

The problem is cultural, not religious. The cultural part provides a Diaspora mindset and the concept of as a Chosen Race, according to Dennis Prager, has a duty to guide everyone else to fall in line with their understanding of how the world ought to be.

Cultural + Religious gives us the so-called Judeo-Christian ethic for as much as Free Will is compatible with Divine Providence. The duty to guide others into a monotheistic drive for righteousness is ideal for the US, anything less is Anti-American and is completely incompatible with a Western 18th Century Christian worldview.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (9s47C)

20 Statistically speaking, the Jewish vote is insignificant, representing a little over 2pct of the electorate.

What is significant is how wealthy Ideological driven Jews allocate their resources politically.

If Mark Zuckerberg is not throwing around Zuckerbucks that's more significant.

Groups will vote how groups will vote, and no matter how much you believe they are voting against their self interest, they don't believe that, and there is nothing you can do about that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (XV/Pl)

21 Crusader, the local priests like Fr. Chad Rippenberger and even bishops like Joseph Strickland tend to get apostolic visitations. The visitations aren't to stritch them behind the ears and call them very good boys.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (88C+u)

22 18
I live in a place with a strong catholic majority. I haven't heard any of them say they're voting for Dems. They're quite aware of what's going on. They hate the DSA.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (g8Ew

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It's as affected by region as much as anything else. Boston Catholics are hard left.

Rural Texas Catholics tend to be hard right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (pfZGz)

23 >>Looks like it's Catholics' turn in the barrel. Guess we can stop picking on Jews now...

Next thing you know we will have San Francisco Pelosi telling us that abortion is great and we need more open air drug markets and 3rd world invaders.

Faith is not church. The world is full of frauds and liars especially when it comes to faith.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (viF8m)

24 I find it almost incomprehensible that any Jew, no matter how assimilated and contemptuous of his ancestral religion and culture would vote for those who support the destruction of the Jewish people. Are they finally waking up?

Not Schumer:

@PpollingNumbers
·
Sep 16
🔵 News - Schumer's Senate super PAC put another $10M behind Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan, per Axios


Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (rOKnE)
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Schumer opposed AES and pimped for that Chungus HR Lady in the primary. But AES won and if there's any chance of the Dums retaking the Senate, they need that seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (iFTx/)

25 Let me say this about that

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (ZxPkt)

26 Lot of people grew up Catholic, less practice the faith. Still, I'm surprised it's only 2 pts. Satan has been very successful selling abortion to the masses.

Posted by: Inogame at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (53oGX)

27 24 Schumer opposed AES and pimped for that Chungus HR Lady in the primary. But AES won and if there's any chance of the Dums retaking the Senate, they need that seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (iFTx/)

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Democrats would never have treated Christine O'Donnell like a witch.

That's the difference between the parties from a tactical point of view.

Democrats treat almost any of their candidates like normal representatives of the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (pfZGz)

28 Maybe some Jews are realizing that the clock is ticking towards 1933 and they've been voting for Hitler.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (zjgNU)

29 >>Those pesky Jews......


We are a Tricksy people.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Qugny)

30 Cuban Catholics, and a good deal of Latino Catholics in TX, can be classed as based.
A lot of them were thrown out of commie countries like Cuba and Venezuela.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 11:12 AM (88C+u)

31 looks like we got a lot of secular christians

Posted by: nckate at October 29, 2026 11:12 AM (enNUy)

32 >>Faith is not church. The world is full of frauds and liars especially when it comes to faith.


This

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 11:12 AM (rOKnE)

33 18 The Catholic vote has been shifting right for a while. It's been roughly 50/50 for a while, but Trump won 55% of the Catholic vote in 2024 while Kamala won 43%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (pfZGz)

I live in a place with a strong catholic majority. I haven't heard any of them say they're voting for Dems. They're quite aware of what's going on. They hate the DSA.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (g8Ew

My take:
Catholicism can be considered a "blue collar" congregation. Traditionally Democratic. Generally speaking, the ones who get out and vote are the older people - many who still subscribe to the Democratic Party they grew up with and continue to vote that way. Even when the Democratic Party has morphed into the DSA.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2026 11:13 AM (N39Ws)

34 Single issue voters are a thing.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:13 AM (Ti9vn)

35 Being Jewish is both religious and racial; that is something that may be unique to being a Jew.
Hitler didn't go after Jews because of religious hatred, but rather racial hatred.
The difference today is that the hatred of Jews by the Left is of the Notsee and Islamist bent, hatred of all Jews regardless of faith, which may be the impetus for changing voting patterns.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 29, 2026 11:14 AM (l3cgK)

36 In HS I found the Jewish girls to be sassy & cute

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 11:14 AM (ZxPkt)

37 When so-called Jews reject their religion, do not follow its precepts, are openly antagonistic to those who follow the Torah, we call them...Jews? Why?

Leftist Jews have declared Jewishness to be a race, separate from the hated Whitey. They are insufficiently educated in history to understand the ramifications of that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 11:14 AM (ExV1e)

38 Mayor Jihadi might be producing a cathartic affect.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 11:14 AM (8Uo7a)

39 If you need a feel good story of the day... a man accosted for just doing his job railed against the influencer/streamer recording him. Benny Johnson is raising money for him and has located him.

The anguish in the man's voice...I think everyone struggling right now feels it. Deep. Hope he gets enough to pay off his mortgage!

Also... can someone really just steal $20 from you if you pull out your phone and they tap it with theirs? I don't do things like Apple Pay so I don't know. But gross.

@bennyjohnson
🚨ATTENTION: Please Help Me Find This Father.
This hardworking dad of four just trying to make a living was harassed at his job by a nuisance TikTok influencer. He was then posted online to be mocked by the public.America is facing a crisis...

@bennyjohnson
UPDATE: $100,000 has been raised for Walt, the Red Barron employee harassed to the breaking point by a nuisance streamer. The owner of this GoFund Me has made contact with him and we have reached out as well. Walt is “overwhelmed” by the generosity. America is still great.



Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2026 11:14 AM (Toos7)

40 We are a Tricksy people.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Qugny)

And your good a banking !

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:15 AM (Ti9vn)

41 I'm shocked if that poll is accurate...

BUT, the fiancé of the losing Democrat candidate for Senate (she and he are both Jews) has publicly stated he's voting for the Republican.

If an actual, politically active Jew is being that vocal, I think it's likely that poll is true.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (zjgNU)

42 Schumer opposed AES and pimped for that Chungus HR Lady in the primary. But AES won and if there's any chance of the Dums retaking the Senate, they need that seat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (iFTx/)

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Democrats would never have treated Christine O'Donnell like a witch.

That's the difference between the parties from a tactical point of view.

Democrats treat almost any of their candidates like normal representatives of the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (pfZGz)
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Yea. I despise Democraps with the heat of a thousand neon green dildos, but I wish we had their tactical fortitude and willingness to do anything to win.

I wish we had SC judges as bitterly ideologically partisan as the two commie DEI retards.

Democraps understand this is a blood sport. GOP does not (outside of a few people like Trump). Is that changing? Maybe. I sure hope so.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

43 Catholicism can be considered a "blue collar" congregation. Traditionally Democratic. Generally speaking, the ones who get out and vote are the older people - many who still subscribe to the Democratic Party they grew up with and continue to vote that way. Even when the Democratic Party has morphed into the DSA.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

The 85 yo steel mill widow will vote for what her husband voted for.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (8B4gm)

44
I can understand why Jews have been liberals, but the conditions where that was necessary are long past.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (eRlcH)

45 >>Also... can someone really just steal $20 from you if you pull out your phone and they tap it with theirs? I don't do things like Apple Pay so I don't know. But gross.


No, it is a "prank" designed to humiliate older people who don't understand the tech (which includes me).
Pretend to steal then film them freaking out, lol, he doesn't even know I didn't steal from him!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 11:17 AM (rOKnE)

46 42 Democraps understand this is a blood sport. GOP does not (outside of a few people like Trump). Is that changing? Maybe. I sure hope so.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

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Mitch McConnell fully understood that politics was bloodsport. He fought it that way every day of his life in leadership.

Democrats just weren't the enemy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:17 AM (pfZGz)

47 You're = your

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:17 AM (Ti9vn)

48
The 85 yo steel mill widow will vote for what her husband voted for.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (8B4gm)

___________

Old Catholic Ladies with JFK fantasies. Brain-dead union retirees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 11:18 AM (eRlcH)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 11:19 AM (PQb8B)

50 40 We are a Tricksy people.
Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Qugny)

And your good a banking !

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:15 AM (Ti9vn)

Eight-ball and pool experts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 29, 2026 11:19 AM (l3cgK)

51 I grew up hearing Never Again, and later after 9/11 it was Never Forget

Well I guess Never is here.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:19 AM (hVPzc)

52 The older Jews just can't seem to shake these old fears, and have a harder time seeing the real threat: their fellow Democraps. The call is coming from inside the house.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:07

As my Jewish grandfather said, there's no fool like an old fool.

Jewish or not, the crunchy old liberal fucks will scratch out their ballots straight Dem no matter what.

The '28 nominee could say "my plan for America's future is AI. Specifically, AI-powered robots that use old people's medicine for fuel. They will roam Margaritaville-themed senior living communities across America, bludgeoning the elderly for their precious pills and securing their estates on behalf of millennials. We deserve it, and you pirates have been looking at 90 long enough."

Those old duffers would still shuffle to her rallies with their pathetic little signs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 11:19 AM (BI5O2)

53 That's theologically impossible.

Depends on the theology.

Generally Speaking Roman Catholicism leans towards salvation through the Church. Due to its corporate nature, and the Second Chances concept of Purgatory, a Mob Fixer can perform a hit on the way to Mass and that is acceptable. So aborting children has its place in Rome.

This is in contrast to Confessional Christianity with a foundation within the Doctrines of Grace that, because of spiritual regeneration and sanctification would make it inconceivable for the Elect in Christ to vote for a pro-abortion candidate. The renewed mind finds that sin to be a characteristic of the unregenerated

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 11:19 AM (a3CJ+)

54 Democrats just weren't the enemy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:17 AM (pfZGz

I do believe he valued procedure and decorum more than his constituents , his party and defeating the Lefty democrats.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:19 AM (Ti9vn)

55 The 85 yo steel mill widow will vote for what her husband voted for.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (8B4gm)

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Old Catholic Ladies with JFK fantasies. Brain-dead union retirees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Rust Belt Retards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 11:20 AM (8B4gm)

56 43
The 85 yo steel mill widow will vote for what her husband voted for.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 11:16 AM (8B4gm)

Exactly. One of my parents was a government employee. When he was hired in the mid 60s, you only got hired if you were a (D). You only advanced if you were a (D). Long since retired, my parent still votes (D) and claims ignorance when I try to present evidence as to what he is actually voting for.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2026 11:20 AM (N39Ws)

57 Nice writeup Dildo. Well done.

I hope the tides are changing, but then you get the idiocy as spelled out during the Morning thread where a California Ex-resident is voting for Talarico because "Texas needs more public transport.

The electorate is f*cking stupid and there's no real workaround for that.

"Stupid is as stupid does, sir."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 11:20 AM (PQb8B)

58 The Jewish vot going conservative is just as likely as Sacramento turning conservative.
Not a chance in hell.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 29, 2026 11:21 AM (NnhvP)

59 Republicans showed they have what it takes to do anything to win when it came to fighting the Tea Party and then Trump.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:21 AM (hVPzc)

60 And I'm increasingly wondering if Schumer was raised in a secret Argentine vault by exiled Nazis to come here and make Jews look bad
Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 11:03 AM (88C+u)


It's amazing to me that he even looks, and holds himself while speaking (at least since he's gotten older) like the caricature of the evil Joo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

61 51 I grew up hearing Never Again, and later after 9/11 it was Never Forget

Well I guess Never is here.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:19 AM (hVPzc)

To infinity and beyond!

Posted by: Georg Cantor at October 29, 2026 11:21 AM (l3cgK)

62 Erik Erickson on X being a fucking retard. Stuck in 2012

"IF YOU WANT ME TO VOTE FOR THE GOP YOU SHOULDN'T RUN A GUY KILE PAXTON" or some such drivel. He's a fucking loser and a Dem plant at this point. He's being rightfully destroyed on the comments.

Guy is just lost. Or maybe he's found because it is who he is. Already auditioing for Loser Republican Guy on CNN or MSNOW. Kind of a new Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: GigantorX at October 29, 2026 11:21 AM (B67e/)

63 The Jewish vot going conservative is just as likely as Sacramento turning conservative.
Not a chance in hell.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 29, 2026 11:21 AM (NnhvP)

It will happen eventually. When it's too late.

Look at the working class. No one ever thought they would switch sides. The Democrats abandoned them for the non-working classes.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (hVPzc)

64 Also... can someone really just steal $20 from you if you pull out your phone and they tap it with theirs? I don't do things like Apple Pay so I don't know. But gross.

Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2026 11:14 AM (Toos7)

______________

No, it's a stupid (and potentially dangerous) prank by these loathsome toads calling themselves "influencers."

Notice they always pick on what they perceive as "soft" targets, usually women or older white guys (like this guy in the video).

They never pick on gangster-looking MMA guys or anyone big enough to fight back.

Good on this older dude for not taking this punk's shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (iFTx/)

65 "Fuck you. WAR!"

https://isacasahuga.com/

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (dK+Kv)

66 Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
I agree with TJM,

On any survey of 'values', there is an obvious selection bias problem first---poll respondents have become a special class of their own while non respondents do not follow the same distribution of responses.

So any 'poll' is missing data and the missing data is not 'random' which makes any claims that a poll percentage is a true representation of the whole population, survey-able and nonsurvey-able.

Within those willing to be polled, you then have the problem of socially acceptable answers--in many social interactions, people fudge the truth and make their answers 'fit' what they expect the other person wants to hear. 'Values' questions are particularly sensitive to this sort of 'noise'. Classic example, non religious, is that polling repeated overstates those that claim to have voted or will vote. It is because nowadays, someone sensitive to social norms dislikes revealing that they did not vote while society has been pounded with the idea that they must vote.

You also see this problem with post election polling where invariably, a percentage claims falsely voting for the winner when they voted for the loser.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

67 62 Erik Erickson on X being a fucking retard. Stuck in 2012

"IF YOU WANT ME TO VOTE FOR THE GOP YOU SHOULDN'T RUN A GUY KILE PAXTON" or some such drivel. He's a fucking loser and a Dem plant at this point. He's being rightfully destroyed on the comments.

Guy is just lost. Or maybe he's found because it is who he is. Already auditioing for Loser Republican Guy on CNN or MSNOW. Kind of a new Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: GigantorX at October 29, 2026 11:21 AM (B67e/)

========

He lives in GA. Why is he so obsessed with Paxton in TX?

Is he in love with him, or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (pfZGz)

68 So every time pizza stocker's crash out is watched, that fuckface influencer gets money because he was the one filming it? That fucker should turn over all that money if he's wanting to apologize.

Posted by: NCKate at October 29, 2026 11:23 AM (enNUy)

69 My take:
Catholicism can be considered a "blue collar" congregation. Traditionally Democratic. Generally speaking, the ones who get out and vote are the older people - many who still subscribe to the Democratic Party they grew up with and continue to vote that way. Even when the Democratic Party has morphed into the DSA.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 29, 2026 11:13 AM (N39Ws)

The ones I'm talking about are in their 70's and 80's.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 29, 2026 11:23 AM (g8Ew8)

70 I've never voted for a party because it was f*cking 'tradition' in my family.

My dad's side of the family were union guys. They started out voting Dem, I'm sure, however, became VERY conservative later in life. My uncle, recently retired, has been a STAUNCH conservative for years.

I only vote straight R now because the Dems are batshit f*cking insane and want to destroy EVERYTHING the Founding Fathers built.

That being said, even though I've never voted for a Democrat, I have voted for an independent or 2 over the years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 11:23 AM (PQb8B)

71 Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (E4rtv)

I just want to remark based on your last comment that I am a terrible Christian who will probably burn in hell. Even though that's probably not what you meant.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:23 AM (hVPzc)

72 I won $200 once flipping Jews and tossing dwarves in the Yiddish Alps at the Avon Lodge.

Posted by: Zombie Lenny Bruce at October 29, 2026 11:24 AM (JAh4c)

73
Can't see how any Catholic could vote for today's Democrats. Abortion and homosexual marriage are white-line violations of doctrine. And you can't be a Democratic candidate without being on board with the whole set of evil.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 11:24 AM (eRlcH)

74
He lives in GA. Why is he so obsessed with Paxton in TX?

Is he in love with him, or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (pfZGz)



He's an op. No one really has a name like that.

F*ck that made up douchebag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 11:25 AM (PQb8B)

75 65 "Fuck you. WAR!"

https://isacasahuga.com/

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (dK+Kv)

This falls under two possible headings: stupid brainwashed child or hardcore commie operative.
Give her age, I go with the first. Going to modern liberal universities leaves one's brain clean and smooth.

Posted by: Georg Cantor at October 29, 2026 11:25 AM (l3cgK)

76 "Fuck you. WAR!"

https://isacasahuga.com/
-----

She wanted attention and now she has it. What a peach.

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2026 11:25 AM (TN0g+)

77 >>> The electorate is f*cking stupid and there's no real workaround for that.

I'm seeing signs railing against republicans -- don't vote for them! -- because gas prices went up.

What do you think will happen if democrats get in and abolish drilling and coal? Sunshine and roses? Plus they happily vote in new taxes that raise the gas tax... but they vote for it because it's "for the children."

I can't help these people. They vote against their own interests and then wail when there's consequences to it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2026 11:26 AM (Toos7)

78 Organized church like organized anything will rot and decay over time. It's the nature of any institution created by man.

Put not your trust in princes.

We have the manual. Read it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 11:26 AM (viF8m)

79 It’s hard to convince people as they get older. Their bias becomes more ingrained, and they are suspicious of material facts. That’s why a lot of older Democrats will vote for the party that wants to euthanize them, and kill their grandchildren in the womb.

You see, it’s all Republican propaganda, despite the fact that you show, in the verifiable words of Democrats, exactly what they want.

There is as a time when you could compare the parties, surmise they are a few degrees apart and let apathy rule. That time is far in the past. You only need to read what Democrats are proposing.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 29, 2026 11:26 AM (i7wqn)

80 74 He's an op. No one really has a name like that.

F*ck that made up douchebag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 11:25 AM (PQb8B)

=======

I just can't wait for Erickson to be all, "I knew Paxton would win, he's obviously such a better choice than that fake Christian Talarico" after Tuesday.

It will make me laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:26 AM (pfZGz)

81
Look at the working class. No one ever thought they would switch sides. The Democrats abandoned them for the non-working classes.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:22 AM (hVPzc)

_________

The Democrats have redefined "working class" to include baristas, marketing types and government drones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 11:27 AM (eRlcH)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Schmidt White Factory1.jpg

The White Factory
Katherine Schmidt

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (KRh8R)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 Title checks out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (KRh8R)

4 ray sis

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

5 No boobs. No dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (G9z2o)

6 This looks like a good place to hide some missiles.

Posted by: Hamas at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (LTM0A)

7 so that's where it's made.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (Bep7s)

8 Looks vaguely like Cheese Chalet, Monroe WI.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (Jr5Lq)

9 This is a repeat, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

10 Katherine needs to work on her perspective.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (RORbl)

11 Handsome. Looks humid and as though it's going to rain, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

12 they have many greek villa customers.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

13 So this is where the whities come from?

Posted by: Rev. Al at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (o2Pnv)

14 Looks like something that came out of the WPA.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (97NWC)

15 Now THAT is a narrow-gauge railroad!

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Jr5Lq)

16 Soon to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (wzaBj)

17 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (KRh8R)

18 Crackers are made there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (8B4gm)

19 must be a rice paddy.

Posted by: uncle ben at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

20 8 lovely goetz theatre.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

21 The structure over to the left, with a cone atop it, looks as if it's leaning against the wall. Is it supposed to be some kind of ramp?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

22 Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes all the same

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)

23 13 tighty whities.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

24 would hang

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

25 this is a repeat

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

26 The structure over to the left, with a cone atop it, looks as if it's leaning against the wall. Is it supposed to be some kind of ramp?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM


That's a white silo. It's where they store the white before shipping.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (KRh8R)

27 There's been a factory recall...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

28 At first, I thought it was a church

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

29 The newly made crackers can use the sliding board out front.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (8B4gm)

30 What's that style called? Bloopy-bloorp?

Posted by: Trotski at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (nEUC6)

31 21 white noise generator.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

32 There's a storm coming.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (8B4gm)

33 That factory was essential to my survival. I was able to make a meager living selling meagers until I turned to a life of crime.

Posted by: Virgil Starkwell at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (EdP2u)

34 25 this is a repeat
Posted by: Don Black

That's what I was going to say!

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:35 AM (Y8DZL)

35 isle of wight?

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:36 AM (Bep7s)

36 I like the style but the painting is boring and the composition doesn't direct the viewer anywhere in particular.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:36 AM (Ti9vn)

37 that pile of slag is a byproduct.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

38 those utility poles have no wires...what is this thing?!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (AKptf)

39 This painting is boring as hell.

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

40 36 to the ashpile.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

41 37 that pile of slag is a byproduct.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

========

"A pile of slags?! Where!"
-British men

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:37 AM (pfZGz)

42 38 those are resistors.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:38 AM (Bep7s)

43 I wonder how this work will look in a fireplace....

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (AKptf)

44 My white building painting. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (Ti9vn)

45
Looks like a cover illustration for the Nazi Kiides' Favorite Book:

"Heinrich Heidelberg and the Zyklon B Factory"


Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (YSUhf)

46 here she was / Just a-walkin' down the street / Singin' 'Doo wah diddy diddy / Dum diddy doo … ". Yeah you rite, brah …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (ayRl+)

47 The pole on the right appears a bit bent.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

48 weird that it's right nextdoor to the brown factory.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)

49 Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:39 AM (Ti9vn)

That's good.

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)

50
Would not hang.

Vaguely unpleasant.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (YSUhf)

51 The whites were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (FAxhF)

52 I like it.

Do they make white there?

Don't let Antifa know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (Y/06r)

53 *sigh*

kiides = kiddies'


Thx AC.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (YSUhf)

54 A Katherine Schmidt work for National Cat Day (today):

https://tinyurl.com/4te43ad

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (rOKnE)

55 I watched the movie Basquiat last night. It tripled my hate of the pretentious Lefty art world.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Ti9vn)

56 The Starving Artists Art Sale down by the Interstate rejected this painting. Everyone hoped the "artist" starved to death.

Posted by: Waste Management, Inc. at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (EdP2u)

57
Notice how big the White building is, compared to the building of color right next to the rail tracks.

Racist.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Y8DZL)

58 Would not hang.

Vaguely unpleasant.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:40 AM (YSUhf)

I like the grass and the clouds. That telephone pole is bent which is annoying the hell out of me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

59 51 The whites were angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at October 29, 2026 09:41 AM (FAxhF)

______________

Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (ayRl+)

60 58 make sure not to look at the other one.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

61 Painting looks like a bad trip.

Posted by: Your Brain On Drugs at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (EdP2u)

62 59 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.

Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (ayRl+)

====

The Birth of a Nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (pfZGz)

63
I like the grass and the clouds. That telephone pole is bent which is annoying the hell out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Welcome to old age. I was about to yell at those clouds as well.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:44 AM (Y8DZL)

64 59 color purple?

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

65 38 those are resistors.
Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:38 AM


A water cannon will take care of that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (KRh8R)

66 I wanna live in this world where the smokestacks are straight and the power poles aren't.

Posted by: No Ruler Art! at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (EdP2u)

67 1928 is a little early for the WPA, but social realism was already in the air in the art world. The small building with the conical roof could be a water tank for the factory, then the so-called ramp could be a spillway if they wanted to empty out the tank.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (97NWC)

68 61 see you next fall!

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

69 That's "The white Factory," per the style guide. Do better.

Posted by: NYT at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (BI5O2)

70 Look up the painting Basquiat sold for 110 million dollars named Untitled.

What a gas lighting crock of crap.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (Ti9vn)

71 those utility poles have no wires...what is this thing?!
Posted by: runner

Why would one stack wood in front of a pole like that? Stupid.

It looks the rails to the barn have no support cross ties either. And there's no access door/opening on the barn for the cart.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:45 AM (8B4gm)

72 65 "viva la ppblbpt!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

73 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.
Posted by: Dr_No

The answer you're looking for will not be given up by the horde.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:46 AM (Y8DZL)

74 That telephone pole is bent which is annoying the hell out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


It's outside Bill Clinton's house.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 09:46 AM (NMvV5)

75 "viva la ppblbpt!"
Posted by: cmeat


Bill the Cat!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 09:47 AM (NMvV5)

76 weird that it's right nextdoor to the brown factory.
Posted by: cmeat

Please! That would be 'factory of color'!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2026 09:47 AM (SaoqG)

77 this is a repeat

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)


Yup... a couple of years ago, but I like the piece, so you will have to suffer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

78 75 "this is (sylvia), she does my laundry."

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

79 Needs graffiti.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (RORbl)

80 >>I watched the movie Basquiat last night. It tripled my hate of the pretentious Lefty art world.


Heh.

There's a film called (Untitled) that mocks ALL of it.

https://tinyurl.com/yznkab6t

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (rOKnE)

81 Polynikes white building is much nicer than this one. Prettier tree, too.

Posted by: The Joy Of Painting at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (EdP2u)

82 77 this is a repeat

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

Yup... a couple of years ago, but I like the piece, so you will have to suffer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:48 AM (k5CNB)

And suffering produces character.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar8)

83 The artist did paint dogs and cats so she did create art. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:50 AM (Ti9vn)

84 "but I like the piece" Me too.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

85 Boring and vaguely unpleasant. There seems to be no life or energy anywhere. Just blah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (yEz+x)

86 This does not look nearly large enough to produce the number of whites required

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (ZzFQA)

87 It's a still life!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (f5HbQ)

88 And suffering produces character.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar


Exactly. It is my job to build character in the commentariat!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (k5CNB)

89 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (Gqar8)

90 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational … Bonus point: Name the movie that line's from.
Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (ayRl+)

Come on, do better Sheriff Bart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Y/06r)

91 manufacturing the absence of color until 1908.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

92 Alternate title:

"Young Friedrich Hied It To The Village Hardware Store For Cans of Spray Paint All The While Dreaming of All the Delightful Graffiti and Dick Pics He Would Draw On The White Factory"

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (YSUhf)

93 Factory didn't spend much on landscaping around the plant. Nor an employee parking lot. Or even a picnic table for the tobacco addict employees to take a smoke break at.

Posted by: Raleigh Coupon Redeemer at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (EdP2u)

94 The White Factory - a limerick

Two Chinese fellows thought they had it right
Built a honky factory, a marvelous sight!
But their plan was doomed to fail
When they went beyond the Pale
Because two Wongs can't make a White

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Ns+8q)

95 Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (rOKnE)

Thanks. They're preaching to the choir.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Ti9vn)

96 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (Gqar

heh . I like cats.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM (Ti9vn)

97 but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal


Obligatory Mrs. Slocombe joke here. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM (SaoqG)

98 And suffering produces character.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar
----
According to an ancient little green Jedi Master, suffering is the end product of hate, anger, and fear.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)

99 I watched the movie Basquiat last night. It tripled my hate of the pretentious Lefty art world.
Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:42 AM (Ti9vn)
______

The movie or the documentary? I couldn't sit through the movie, but the documentary was interesting.

I was surprised how easy it was for art dealers and promoters to create a new superstar overnight, from literally nothing, and the supposedly sophisticated (and very rich) art collectors just lapped it up. Talk about NPCs ....

Basquiat had some talent, and he certainly knew how to manipulate homosexuals like Warhol, but he basically painted the same thing over and over ... and over.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 09:55 AM (iFTx/)

100 I love this. Favor pastoral scenes, farmland, green fields, sheaves of hay.

Totally alien and fascinating and calming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

101 >>It's a still life!


Still
Life
Barely
Hanging
On

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:55 AM (rOKnE)

102 Civilization: it was nice while it lasted.

Life-threatening violence broke out at a 12-year-olds girls’ softball game over the weekend, leaving one man unconscious with a fractured skull, a grandfather with a broken hip, and a Texas couple arrested and charged with assault.
Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife, Jazmine Hall, were attending their daughter’s game at Imperial Park in the Houston suburb of Sugar Land, Texas, on Saturday when a verbal dispute among parents erupted into a physical attack, according to ABC 13.

Video.

https://tinyurl.com/mvydcww9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

103 Exactly. It is my job to build character in the commentariat!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


***********

Don't we already have enough characters in this crowd?

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (Ns+8q)

104 Explodin’ Whale day is nae til twelth the November.

Posted by: Eromero at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (LHPAg)

105 Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty accused conservative media personalities O’Keefe, 42, and Higby, 26, of “try[ing] to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems” on Wednesday . . . “Mr. O’Keefe and Mr. Higby filmed themselves and posted the videos to social media to try to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems

This is a common thing you see from leftwing regimes. As their systems fail in whatever they are supposed to do the claim becomes they are only failing because of "wreckers" - if everyone just worked in the system and believed in it, it would magically start working...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

106 'And suffering produces character.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:49 AM (Gqar
----
According to an ancient little green Jedi Master, suffering is the end product of hate, anger, and fear.'

"3 Not only that, but we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, 4 and endurance produces character, and character produces hope, 5 and hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us."

Romans 5 ESV

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (Jr5Lq)

107 You must have character and not be one.

Something someone said once.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (xLFgT)

108 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal


The difficult part is getting the cat to sit still for a portrait. I recommend staples.

Posted by: weft cut-Frank Cross at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (nEUC6)

109 We have Grant Wood's Fall Plowing in the living room.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

110 Is this a rerun?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (6SIvd)

111 At least mow the grass. Making the lowly factory workers trudge through that tall grass all summer! Probably had to pull ticks off each other before their drudgery even started.

Posted by: No OSHA, Then at October 29, 2026 09:58 AM (EdP2u)

112 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

The person who posted that vid is a delusional black racist.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:59 AM (Ti9vn)

113 Exactly. It is my job to build character in the commentariat!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM


Just because the commenters are characters, doesn't mean they have character.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 29, 2026 10:00 AM (KRh8R)

114 manufacturing the absence of color until 1908.
Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)


Absence of color = black.

All colors yields white, if we talking about light and not pigments,

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 29, 2026 10:00 AM (97NWC)

115 According to an ancient little green Jedi Master, suffering is the end product of hate, anger, and fear.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:54 AM


And that same ancient little green Jedi Master said, upon hearing complaints about a repeat, "Whinge not you otto, man."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2026 10:00 AM (0sNs1)

116 Civilization: it was nice while it lasted.

Life-threatening violence broke out at a 12-year-olds girls’ softball game over the weekend, leaving one man unconscious with a fractured skull, a grandfather with a broken hip, and a Texas couple arrested and charged with assault.
Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife, Jazmine Hall, were attending their daughter’s game at Imperial Park in the Houston suburb of Sugar Land, Texas, on Saturday when a verbal dispute among parents erupted into a physical attack, according to ABC 13.

Video.

https://tinyurl.com/mvydcww9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
________

So ... a black tough guy sucker-punches a white dude with a metal water bottle. He then gets his ass beat by a white grandfather. Then his wife jumps in after the grandfather is already hurt. You probably won't be surprised to learn that she's ... an assistant high school principal. She resigned.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (iFTx/)

117 Boring and vaguely unpleasant. There seems to be no life or energy anywhere. Just blah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 09:51 AM (yEz+x)


hotair.com/art

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)

118 102 known locally as "hy larry us kiarious."

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:02 AM (Bep7s)

119 Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife, Jazmine Hall, were attending their daughter’s game at Imperial Park

Did Chlamydia's team win?

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:02 AM (Y8DZL)

120 I seem to remember some white factory jokes. Maybe it was a different white factory.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (6SIvd)

121 I think that’s a munchkin train track running in front of the factory.

The silo is where they store the mayonnaise. Tanker trucks back up to the ramp to fill up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (xOuxV)

122 So ... a black tough guy sucker-punches a white dude with a metal water bottle. He then gets his ass beat by a white grandfather. Then his wife jumps in after the grandfather is already hurt. You probably won't be surprised to learn that she's ... an assistant high school principal. She resigned.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (iFTx/)
=====

All of them are Great Americans.

Kicking ass at high school sports games is what made this country great!

*lobs football at floor producer*

Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (RIvkX)

123 So ... a black tough guy sucker-punches a white dude with a metal water bottle. He then gets his ass beat by a white grandfather. Then his wife jumps in after the grandfather is already hurt. You probably won't be surprised to learn that she's ... an assistant high school principal. She resigned.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Why my sons and I had The Talk.
Don't be around violence prone people.

Posted by: MkY at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (bmy0Q)

124 The only thing surprising about the softball riot is that Kiarious and Jazmine are married.

Posted by: Wonders Never Cease at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (EdP2u)

125 Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty accused conservative media personalities O’Keefe, 42, and Higby, 26, of “try[ing] to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems” on Wednesday . . . “Mr. O’Keefe and Mr. Higby filmed themselves and posted the videos to social media to try to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems

This is a common thing you see from leftwing regimes. As their systems fail in whatever they are supposed to do the claim becomes they are only failing because of "wreckers" - if everyone just worked in the system and believed in it, it would magically start working...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)

They're just pissed off because every time they try an undercover operation against racist and corrupt white people they fail. So much so the make shit up and report false hate crimes.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (Ti9vn)

126 Kiarious Marshun Hall and his wife

1. "Kiarious"? Was this dude conceived in the back seat of a Kia?

B. "and his wife" Wow. How refreshing.

III. F*ck these people, in particular.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (KRh8R)

127 Off, Pulp Fiction sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (KRh8R)

128 All cultures are equal.

Machete Mob Attacks Ebola Workers in Congo as Cases Pass 10,000
. . . .
“Here are the people that are spreading the Ebola virus through people’s toilets and rivers!” the angry group of local residents shouted, summoning an even angrier band of youths armed with clubs and machetes. The nurse died at the scene after the mob attacked.
A few days before that deadly incident, another community worker in the area was attacked by a mob and escaped with his life, but the mob set his house on fire.

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Obamacare Africa style.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)

129 A factory, such an inspiring subject for art, comrade.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (M0I1r)

130 The "Tieless" railroad was an experiment that was quickly abandoned.

Posted by: Nice Try, Though at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (EdP2u)

131 114 i'm of the true black is the sum of all colors.
"pinkusfuktus! pinkusfuktus!"

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (Bep7s)

132 hotair.com/art
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (k5CNB)
=====

Which site has more Rothko??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

133 114 i seldom do cyan or magenta.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

134 Kiarious or whatever the fuck, beat that guy with a steel thermos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (8B4gm)

135 A few days before that deadly incident, another community worker in the area was attacked by a mob and escaped with his life, but the mob set his house on fire.

-
Obamacare Africa style.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)
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Second look at virgin-sacrifice?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)

136
must be a rice paddy.
Posted by: uncle ben at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)



I thought the Irish were more into barley?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (iqcvy)

137 Which site has more Rothko??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM


Theirs, obviously. Most of our threads point out that it's nice, but it's no Rothko.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:07 AM (KRh8R)

138 Africans: hey that guy is always around sick people!

*burns doctor's house*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:07 AM (RIvkX)

139 Africans: hey that guy is always around sick people!

*burns doctor's house*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:07 AM


To quote the late P.J. O'Rourke:

"Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:08 AM (KRh8R)

140 A factory, such an inspiring subject for art, comrade.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

It can be.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 10:09 AM (8B4gm)

141 That was in Texas - he won't be in for very long. He'll have the forties nicely chilled for Karmelo's release party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 10:09 AM (BI5O2)

142 Jack Bruce originally titled the song "White Factory", but poet Pete Brown found it wouldn't fit the meter, so "White Room" it is.

Posted by: Cream's Greatest Hits at October 29, 2026 10:09 AM (EdP2u)

143 59 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational …


Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM

And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

144 143 59 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational …


Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM

And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

=======

Through the Vatican?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (pfZGz)

145 This is a common thing you see from leftwing regimes. As their systems fail in whatever they are supposed to do the claim becomes they are only failing because of "wreckers" - if everyone just worked in the system and believed in it, it would magically start working...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 29, 2026 09:56 AM (sKqQm)
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Pointing out the flaws in their "system" is a capital offense, worthy of the death penalty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FZ29D)

146 Twenty three minutes of Mielczewski:
youtube.com/watch?v=mfGDcvLC2wM

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

147 Which site has more Rothko??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:05 AM

Theirs, obviously. Most of our threads point out that it's nice, but it's no Rothko.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

They also have way more paintings of naked Ed Morrisey on an ottoman than we do.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

148
“Here are the people that are spreading the Ebola virus through people’s toilets and rivers!” the angry group of local residents shouted



Same thing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM (iqcvy)

149 The racist and religious bigotry attacks against El Sayed are evil!

Pakistan’s Top Court Upholds Christian Man’s Death Sentence for Blasphemy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

150 Speaking of art

@Wendys 10m
we got a wendys video game before gta vi

WendyQuest drops 11/4
x.com/Wendys/status/2115805962426843475

Posted by: weft cut-Frank Cross at October 29, 2026 10:12 AM (nEUC6)

151 And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

=======

Through the Vatican?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM


And next, I won't be able to defecate in peace.

Posted by: The Bear at October 29, 2026 10:12 AM (0sNs1)

152 136 "like white on barley" has a ring to it.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)

153 Which makes the query "Wheah all the white wimmen at!?" completely rational …


Posted by: Dr_No at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM

And Methodists.

Posted by: A nearby sheriff at October 29, 2026 10:10 AM (FAxhF)

=======

Through the Vatican?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

Bill Gates Sees an AI-Free Future for Some: “Like the Amish”

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Poor bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

154
Second look at virgin-sacrifice?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)



Ah. I see that you've been to a Magic: The Gathering convention....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:14 AM (iqcvy)

155 hotair.com/art

*******

Hmmmm...

I wonder what rhymes with 'vibrant'

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Ns+8q)

156 CBD, here's an artwork I saw this week. Might be a good post. YMMV. Schizophrenic draftsman does surrealism a century ahead of his time:
https://tinyurl.com/3vxem7jx

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:15 AM (Jr5Lq)

157 They also have way more paintings of naked Ed Morrisey on an ottoman than we do.
Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 10:11 AM


Hopefully CBD has quit monitoring the Thread in hopes of future inspirations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 29, 2026 10:16 AM (0sNs1)

158 A few days before that deadly incident, another community worker in the area was attacked by a mob and escaped with his life, but the mob set his house on fire.

-
Obamacare Africa style.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)
=====

Second look at virgin-sacrifice?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)
___________

Not the hot ones, though

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:16 AM (iFTx/)

159 Neighbors say Kiarious was just turning his life around and had begun attending a neighborhood bible study.

Posted by: Local media at October 29, 2026 10:17 AM (FAxhF)

160 Painting a dog is one thing, but painting a cat is quite another.
Posted by: tubal


I suppose it's harder to paint a dog because dogs are expressive and their personality shows on their faces. Much like painting a person. It looks off, if you don't get the character right.

Cats have almost no expression or personality on their blank faces beyond oh..say, a yawn.

That's why their portraits are so often anthropomorphized or given the AI treatment.

A cat is a cat is cat, except for color. So boring.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:17 AM (YSUhf)

161 134 i thought he only threw the drink at me. the video shows he broke the (newer style, thankfully) guinness pint glass on my head. that explained the laceration in my ear.
agitated kid spouting endless woke nonsense. trial is nov 16th.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)

162 Pakistan’s Top Court Upholds Christian Man’s Death Sentence for Blasphemy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I have a friend who's church supports the mission of an evangelist there; has to have security 24/7.

We regularly argue about courage vs. insanity.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:18 AM (Y8DZL)

163
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (eRlcH)

164 WendyQuest drops 11/4
x.com/Wendys/status/2115805962426843475
Posted by: weft cut-Frank Cross

Trian Fund Management Offers Wendy's $1.4 Billion Buyout

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (ndZc7)

165 Today is National Cat Day.

Not joking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

166 Brrrrr. Chilly out here on the water this morning. And dark. Dark dark.

And damp.

❤️

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:20 AM (O0w/F)

167 I like this...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:21 AM (+gK6I)

168 Our good weather here in N IL keeps on hanging on.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

169 Cats have almost no expression or personality on their blank faces beyond oh..say, a yawn.

That's why their portraits are so often anthropomorphized or given the AI treatment.

A cat is a cat is cat, except for color. So boring.
Posted by: naturalfake


You’ve never seen Lucy the Fink testing bitch face.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (O0w/F)

170 >Today is National Cat Day.
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is this really necessary

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (ZxPkt)

171
Today is National Cat Day.

Not joking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:19 AM (iFTx/)




Okay, everyone go nap on the window sill.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (iqcvy)

172 168 me too. it will suck for the goblins tho.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (Bep7s)

173 *RESTING.

FERKING autocucumber

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:22 AM (O0w/F)

174 Shouldn't National Cat Day be on a, you know, Saturday?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (FAxhF)

175 Missed JJ this morning.. Went back to check... Yikes... Looks like everyone was on suicide watch....Forget the polls

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

176 EU Reportedly Dropping Associate Membership Offer to Canada

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They're too pussy for the EU? Or not enough?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

177 Is this a rerun?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (6SIvd)

What's happening?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:24 AM (hVPzc)

178 Phony painting due to the lack of ads on the buildings.

This is a masterpiece of American landscape painting. It touches geometric abstraction in how the buildings are represented and at the same time are perfectly understood as real objects. The colors are spectacular and ground the scene in a serenity; Edward Hopper went here all the time - this is completely American. This period of American art and photography has become my favorite.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at October 29, 2026 10:25 AM (wcyKn)

179 177 Is this a rerun?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 09:57 AM (6SIvd)

What's happening?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:24 AM (hVPzc)

========

Is this real life, or is it just fantasy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:25 AM (pfZGz)

180 176 EU Reportedly Dropping Associate Membership Offer to Canada.
++++

Junior Apprentice Membership is still on the table, however.

Posted by: The EU Bigwigs at October 29, 2026 10:26 AM (FAxhF)

181
Cats have almost no expression or personality on their blank faces beyond oh..say, a yawn.




"The window sill is warm and cozy. But I wanna get up and kill my hooman and eat her quivering corpse."

*yawn*

"Naaaaah. Too much trouble. Go bring me some tuna, hooman slave."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:26 AM (iqcvy)

182 Caught in a landslide

No escape from
Reality.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:26 AM (O0w/F)

183 a Bierstadt once in a while
just a thought
ya wanna get crazy- put up a Ralph Steadman

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ZxPkt)

184 Gun-Control Activist Arrested After Shocking Vandalism of 9/11 Memorial
A leftist activist claims in a video that he painted over the names of 9/11 victims to make an unrelated point.
A31-year-old gun-control activist was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly vandalizing the 9/11 Memorial in New York City.
Johnathan Andrew Tijerina is accused of spray-painting the address of his anti-gun website over the engraved names of some of the 2,977 victims of the Sept. 11, 2001, Islamic terrorist attacks.

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Because 9/11 was all about Glocks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

185 Missed JJ this morning.. Went back to check... Yikes... Looks like everyone was on suicide watch....Forget the polls

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

Propaganda works. If it didn't they wouldn't do it.

What they love more than anything is demoralizing us.

But you know what they love more? Demoralizing their own people. And faking polls before an election could accomplish both. Us before and their own after.

With their own people shattered they get angrier, more disappointed, more miserable.

And our celebration if it happens will be short lived because they just start demoralizing with something else shortly thereafter. Kamala being unstoppable or whatever. And. It. Works.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (hVPzc)

186 184 Gun-Control Activist Arrested After Shocking Vandalism of 9/11 Memorial
A leftist activist claims in a video that he painted over the names of 9/11 victims to make an unrelated point.
A31-year-old gun-control activist was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly vandalizing the 9/11 Memorial in New York City.
Johnathan Andrew Tijerina is accused of spray-painting the address of his anti-gun website over the engraved names of some of the 2,977 victims of the Sept. 11, 2001, Islamic terrorist attacks.

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Because 9/11 was all about Glocks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ndZc7)

=======

Charges dropped, and the city to pay for his rent for a year for his troubles in 3..2..1...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (pfZGz)

187 Wes Anderson whiffed when he used Forrest Gump in Atomic City instead of Bill Murray.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (wcyKn)

188 I was grabbing some popcorn to see if things went hands-on at the UN with Mike Waltz and Cuba’s foreign minister. Waltz served in 19th and 20th SFG. He has two Bronze Stars with v devices, the second one got him an oak leaf. Read the first citation if you get a chance. He was basically standing in a field with no cover shooting at positions with automatic weapons. When he ran out of rounds, he went to his pistol.

I’m pretty sure he’s not intimidated by a bunch of commie dick jugglers. Pretty sure.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (ReYtg)

189 Cats come from the Steven Wright school of comedy. They will jump up on a dresser and just sit there, calmly watching you. Then they casually reach out, push your half glass of water onto the floor, and continue sitting there expressionless waiting to see what you do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:28 AM (xOuxV)

190 I'm not saying the polls are faked that much this time and we are on track to win. Republicans DESERVE to lose both houses for being feckless spineless fools who despise their own voters.

All I'm saying is we know they lie and we know polls are bs. We just don't know the extent until the actual election. Meanwhile they have kept our side miserable for months. By nothing more than printing lies. Mission Accomplished.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:29 AM (hVPzc)

191 187 Wes Anderson whiffed when he used Forrest Gump in Atomic City instead of Bill Murray.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at October 29, 2026 10:27 AM (wcyKn)

========

There's a short promo of Asteroid City, filmed at the outdoor set, with Murray and Jason Schwartzman. No idea why Muray didn't play a bigger role, there was obviously some level of availability (and Anderson talks about how he uses schedules creatively to afford his casts). I do think the role would have been better in Murray's hands than Hanks'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:29 AM (pfZGz)

192 the polling on Michelle Tafoya is all over the place

I have seen her tied with her opponent, AND trailing by 14, on the same day

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ZxPkt)

193 They should drown the 9-11 vandal in the Reflecting Pool just to make a point.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ReYtg)

194 EU Reportedly Dropping Associate Membership Offer to Canada

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They're too pussy for the EU? Or not enough?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)
______

Associate Bottom membership probably still on the table, though

But seriously, wtf is wrong with Canada? Why would they want to attach themselves to a weak, failing, and conquered organization of supplicant retards?

We we wrong about Canada the entire time, or has there been a generational shift in less than a generation?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)

195 Brrrrr. Chilly out here on the water this morning. And dark. Dark dark.

And damp.

❤️
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:20 AM


Cool, crisp, and sunny, here. Getting used to leaving for work in the dark again. Until Monday when the clocks will be set back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (KRh8R)

196 Actor Michael Rapaport Celebrates Casting Vote For Republican Bruce Blakeman Over “Kathy Hijab Hochul”

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"Hijab Hochul”. I like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

197 Just because I'm demoralized doesn't mean I won't vote. It's never stopped me before.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 10:31 AM (6SIvd)

198 192 the polling on Michelle Tafoya is all over the place

I have seen her tied with her opponent, AND trailing by 14, on the same day

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ZxPkt)

====

NYT/Siena did the latter, and the guy who runs that polling, Nate Cohn, put out an article the same day talking about how it might be...his Selzer poll because it could be so wrong.

The polling industry knows something is wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:31 AM (pfZGz)

199 I saw Commie Dick Jugglers do a show at the halftime of a WNBA game. Like the game, it was imminently forgettable.

Posted by: With flying green dildos at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (FAxhF)

200 196 Actor Michael Rapaport Celebrates Casting Vote For Republican Bruce Blakeman Over “Kathy Hijab Hochul”

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"Hijab Hochul”. I like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

========

Now that I know Rapaport supports Blakeman, I must now support Hochul.

Rapaport is fucking retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)

201 Europe will offer an unpaid internship to Canada

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (ZxPkt)

202 Holy crap

We are zig zagging around like a bunch of drunken retards through maritime traffic this morning.

Oh. And the Indian gill netters. Fuck those guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (O0w/F)

203
The EU stood up Carney for Homecoming 'cause he/she is going steady with Xi.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (Y8DZL)

204 Yeah... let's talk about polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (FAxhF)

205
But seriously, wtf is wrong with Canada? Why would they want to attach themselves to a weak, failing, and conquered organization of supplicant retards?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)



Because Fuck Trump and the USA for electing him, that's why.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (iqcvy)

206 203
The EU stood up Carney for Homecoming 'cause he/she is going steady with Xi.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (Y8DZL)

=======

Probably no one could figure out what the fuck junior membership even meant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:33 AM (pfZGz)

207 Paste-up job or modified limited hang-out?

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING via NYT: In 2016, the Obama administration investigated Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and found “some evidence that Ms. Omar had entered into a sham marriage with a man suspected of being her brother”, but the case and potential felony charges stalled because of a 5 year statute of limitations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:33 AM (nEUC6)

208 207 Paste-up job or modified limited hang-out?

@BillMelugin_
BREAKING via NYT: In 2016, the Obama administration investigated Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and found “some evidence that Ms. Omar had entered into a sham marriage with a man suspected of being her brother”, but the case and potential felony charges stalled because of a 5 year statute of limitations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:33 AM (nEUC6)


=========

There's no statute of limitations on immigration fraud.

A Nazi who lied on his immigration form in 1946 was found out and deported in 2017.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (pfZGz)

209 Speaking of Cappadocia.

>>@visegrad24
·
7m
>>🇹🇷 Two people were killed and one injured when a rock collapsed at the entrance to an open-air museum in Cappadocia, Turkey.

>>The incident occurred at the Göreme Open-Air Museum.

>>Authorities said heavy rains caused parts of the rock to break off and fall where people were present.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (viF8m)

210 WNBA Finals Game 6 Tickets Plummet to $32 for 12:30 Game

-
Maybe they could throw in free beer and hot dogs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

211 Will Michelle Tafoya Be Sidelined?

Posted by: Possible headline at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (FAxhF)

212 But seriously, wtf is wrong with Canada? Why would they want to attach themselves to a weak, failing, and conquered organization of supplicant retards?”

Canada made their choice when they chose a mid level EU bureaucrat to be their new leader, rather than an actual Canadian.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (xOuxV)

213 Amazing. Rapaport was a HUGE lib. They LOVED him. A real outspoken ass.

He split with them on ONE thing - Jews - and overnight became a MAGA pariah even though he had at the time stayed a mega progressive socialist.

Just amazing. He is a rare one who COULD have his eyes opened all the way. I doubt it but it will be interesting to see where he goes. At the moment he's probably just enjoying pissing off the people who turned on him. Many of us were there at one time. Watching leftards turn on you for merely disagreeing ONCE.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (hVPzc)

214 212 Canada made their choice when they chose a mid level EU bureaucrat to be their new leader, rather than an actual Canadian.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (xOuxV)

========

You mean an Indian?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (pfZGz)

215 We we wrong about Canada the entire time, or has there been a generational shift in less than a generation?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)

Brave AI is telling me that 10.8% of the Canadians who served in WW1 didn't return.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (88C+u)

216 That's awful. I hope the subterranean chickens are ok.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 10:35 AM (6SIvd)

217 You couldn’t pay me to go to a WNBA game.


Ok. Five figures and I’ll go.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (O0w/F)

218 Actor Michael Rapaport Celebrates Casting Vote For Republican Bruce Blakeman Over “Kathy Hijab Hochul”

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"Hijab Hochul”. I like it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (ndZc7)

========

Now that I know Rapaport supports Blakeman, I must now support Hochul.

Rapaport is fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)
______

He's mentally unstable and a weirdo, but he's been red-pilled by 10-7 and the overall vicious hostility to Israel he suddenly noticed among his fellow liberals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (iFTx/)

219 I've never seen commie dick jugglers. What's the deal? Do they line fifty or so up in a line and whack 'em with mallets like a xylophone?

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (Ns+8q)

220
Carney is finding out how marginal Canada is politically. A hard school, but a fool will learn in no other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (eRlcH)

221
The polling this time has been interesting, becaue-

usually by now the polls have started pulling back towards reality so as not top lose their reputations.

I guess you can take that either way, but I choose to see it as the Leftards all-in on this election because 2 more years of Trump and a Possibly(?) more responsible Republican Party means that they'll be almost totally defunded beyond their foreign gov't support and Bond-villain billionaires.

So, it's all propaganda polls up to the last minute.

Just do your duty and vote and if we all do that we will win.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (YSUhf)

222
People are being thrown in jail, deplatformed, debanked, and fired over political speech throughout the western world and yet some wonder why you'd not want to provide your honest opinion to some stranger pollster.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (Y8DZL)

223 WNBA Finals Game 6 Tickets Plummet to $32 for 12:30 Game

-
Maybe they could throw in free beer and hot dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)
_______

Probably would be more interest in free dildos

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (iFTx/)

224 Methinks Hochul is in trouble in NY. People despise her and there is nobody else to blame for the general malaise in that state. They are going to need to crank up the printing presses and mail in fraud to pull that off. And the Feds are watching.

Should be fun to watch.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (ReYtg)

225 218
He's mentally unstable and a weirdo, but he's been red-pilled by 10-7 and the overall vicious hostility to Israel he suddenly noticed among his fellow liberals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM (iFTx/)

=

It was obvious sarcasm meant to skewer the inclination of people to oppose things because people they don't like support them instead of thinking on their own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (pfZGz)

226 @206

>>Probably no one could figure out what the fuck junior membership even meant.

Well, Canada not being a European country would tend to preclude being in a European Union.

Someone probably smacked the clueless twatbag that runs their fake circle jerk upside the brain pan and told her to stifle it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (XV/Pl)

227 What the hell is going on at the New York Times? Yesterday they went hard on the fraud being done by Democrats in Alaska and today this.

>>@AlphaNews
·
15m
>>BREAKING: The New York Times reports that an Obama-era investigation found evidence that Ilhan Omar "had entered into a sham marriage with a man who may have been her brother."

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (viF8m)

228 222 People are being thrown in jail, deplatformed, debanked, and fired over political speech throughout the western world and yet some wonder why you'd not want to provide your honest opinion to some stranger pollster.
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (Y8DZL)

The "zero hour" guy on Twitter keeps getting mass-reported by the pedos, freaks, and commies he reports on. He's lately noted he's unemployable in IT. Despite being demonstrably a genius at it.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (88C+u)

229 219 I've never seen commie dick jugglers. What's the deal? Do they line fifty or so up in a line and whack 'em with mallets like a xylophone?
Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:36 AM


Zelensky usually starts with a piano solo.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (FAxhF)

230
Rapaport is fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)




He's always been a flaming commie cocksucker. But his career is in the shitter, has been for years. Honestly, I think that he's trying to be clever in switching over to the right wing, either to get acting jobs with the new right wing production companies or to set the stage for lawsuits against the traditional commie studios for blacklisting him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (iqcvy)

231 221
The polling this time has been interesting, becaue-

usually by now the polls have started pulling back towards reality so as not top lose their reputations.

I guess you can take that either way, but I choose to see it as the Leftards all-in on this election because 2 more years of Trump and a Possibly(?) more responsible Republican Party means that they'll be almost totally defunded beyond their foreign gov't support and Bond-villain billionaires.

So, it's all propaganda polls up to the last minute.

Just do your duty and vote and if we all do that we will win.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (YSUhf)

=======

The polling has corrected.

We went from Talarico leading every poll by 5-7 to every poll being in the margin of error. It's the hedge.

Most generic congressional polling have gone from D+10 or so to D+5 or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (pfZGz)

232
He's mentally unstable and a weirdo,
--------

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (hVPzc)

233 Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:29 AM (hVPzc)

Why do people keep including the House?

The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (SHHm+)

234 it's possible that some of the employees of NYT, although still very liberal, genuinely want to do investigative journalism, but the editorial board has been sitting on it all until this last week of October in an even-numbered year.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (88C+u)

235 Maybe they could throw in free beer and hot dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

********

No wieners allowed at WNBA games!

Posted by: muldoon at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (Ns+8q)

236 What the hell is going on at the New York Times? Yesterday they went hard on the fraud being done by Democrats in Alaska and today this.

>>@AlphaNews
·
15m
>>BREAKING: The New York Times reports that an Obama-era investigation found evidence that Ilhan Omar "had entered into a sham marriage with a man who may have been her brother."
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:38 AM (viF8m)

Yesterday's conspiracies really are today's facts, aren't they.

Morning, ever'one!

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (dpXJq)

237 Trump appointed judge

@libsoftiktok 57s
BREAKING: Former Safari Restaurant owner Salim Said sentenced to 30 years in prison for his role the $250 million feeding our future fraud scheme

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (nEUC6)

238 Rapaport is fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM (pfZGz)




He's always been a flaming commie cocksucker. But his career is in the shitter, has been for years. Honestly, I think that he's trying to be clever in switching over to the right wing, either to get acting jobs with the new right wing production companies or to set the stage for lawsuits against the traditional commie studios for blacklisting him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (iqcvy)
_______

He's planning on running for NYC mayor in 2029. Hell, why not? Maybe The Blade should also run ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (iFTx/)

239 Europe will offer an unpaid internship to Canada
Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:32 AM


I hope they at least throw in kneepads.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (KRh8R)

240 ... also Trump critical

she has drawn national attention for a February 2026 order finding ICE likely violated detainees' constitutional rights during "Operation Metro Surge," and she was among the Minnesota federal judges targeted by a September 2026 DOJ complaint over their public comments.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (nEUC6)

241 233 Why do people keep including the House?

The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (SHHm+)

========

People include the House because we remember the ACA repeal bills easily passing the House under Paul Ryan and then suddenly not even being brought to the floor once Trump was president.

The skepticism is historically warranted.

However, Johnson did pass the OBBB which tripled ICE and cut off a bunch of benefits to illegals, which the Senate then passed. So, I suspect that Johnson is different from Ryan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (pfZGz)

242 We we wrong about Canada the entire time, or has there been a generational shift in less than a generation?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 10:30 AM (iFTx/)


The 'fact' that half the Canadian voting population was born outside of Canada may have something to do with it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (ExV1e)

243 @224

>>They are going to need to crank up the printing presses and mail in fraud to pull that off. And the Feds are

The donks control the entire apparatus in NYS so they can pretty much do what they want.

Basically Blue states are becoming bluer, red states are becoming redder and since blue states tend to have bigger populations, I think we are starting to tend back to a point where everything is locked in and the donks will have a slight numerical edge going forward.

I fully expect them to whittle down the Cali and NY congressional GOP to next to nothing so, I think they take control of the house.

And since the GOP in many places doesn't want to rock the boat and redistirct, the Donks will have the numerical edge for a while.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (XV/Pl)

244 >>Why do people keep including the House?

>>The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

>>The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Cause it needs to be repeated.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m)

245 Ballistics expert in support of more Virginia gun control.

https://tinyurl.com/mx92989b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (ndZc7)

246 187 asteroid?

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (Bep7s)

247 234 it's possible that some of the employees of NYT, although still very liberal, genuinely want to do investigative journalism, but the editorial board has been sitting on it all until this last week of October in an even-numbered year.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:40 AM (88C+u)

=

There was already a DOJ investigation into the Alaska situation.

It's narrative framing, nothing more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (pfZGz)

248 Just do your duty and vote and if we all do that we will win.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:37 AM (YSUhf)

=======

The polling has corrected.

We went from Talarico leading every poll by 5-7 to every poll being in the margin of error. It's the hedge.

Most generic congressional polling have gone from D+10 or so to D+5 or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (pfZGz)

I've got a D+8. In my pants.

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (dpXJq)

249 Why do people keep including the House?

The House has a teeny-tiny majority. Johnson gotten bill after bill passed.

The Senate needs an enema. The time to do that is in the primaries.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:39 AM (SHHm+)

Because IMO, if the House can pass bills knowing the Senate will squash them, what exactly have they done? Republicans have played that game before....

"If only we had blah....."

They are fucking masters at it. Hell they practically invented it.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (hVPzc)

250 Remember when the exit polling proved Bush stole the election from Kerry?

Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM (Q+gd/)

251 "...evidence that Ilhan Omar "had entered into a sham marriage with a man who may have been her brother."
****

She's her own grandma!

Posted by: Ray Stevens at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (FAxhF)

252 The House passed the SAVE Act.

Then what happened?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)

253 >>>Probably no one could figure out what the fuck junior membership even meant.
---
you have to eat lunch in the cafeteria with all the other employees

you don't get a logo'ed company windbreaker

be available for weekend and shift work

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (ZxPkt)

254 What did Canada bring to the EU?

Anything?

Other than a frosty relationship with the US... what, if anything did the EU think they'd get with Canada? I mean, what imports could Canada offer that the EU doesn't have, you know, right there in the EU?

Militarily? That's a joke too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (RORbl)

255 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (pfZGz)

Past House? Especially under Ryan? Agreed. Current House? Johnson has done yeomen' work.

Just think of the cats he has had to corral. It is amazing what he has accomplished.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (SHHm+)

256 Really lovely painting. Have we had it before? It looks familiar. I like the different shadings of color in the grasses and all the other colors as well against the white buildings. Thanks. I will have to look up her other work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (JrHfD)

257 250 Remember when the exit polling proved Bush stole the election from Kerry?
Posted by: davidt at October 29, 2026 10:42 AM

I used to be the next President of the United States!

Posted by: Al Gore at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (FAxhF)

258 >The House passed the SAVE Act.

Then what happened?

Posted by: JackStraw
-----

Thune

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (ZxPkt)

259 Remember when MOE was a statistical method used to account for potentially undetected anomalies in a sample and used to smooth results? Now it’s a fudge factor meant to preserve pollsters credibility so they continue to falsely project winners as part of a psyop, and still say they were correct when they lose. Oh, the salad days. They are long gone

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 10:45 AM (ReYtg)

260
you don't get a logo'ed company windbreaker

be available for weekend and shift work
Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (ZxPkt)

_________

But there's pizza. Every quarter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:45 AM (eRlcH)

261 maybe the $32 includes a lottery. highest number gets a dinner date with Sophie Cunningman. lowest number gets Angel Reese

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (88C+u)

262 255 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:41 AM (pfZGz)

Past House? Especially under Ryan? Agreed. Current House? Johnson has done yeomen' work.

Just think of the cats he has had to corral. It is amazing what he has accomplished.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:44 AM (SHHm+)

=

We thought great things of Ryan...at the time.

If the GOP keeps the house (doubtful, to be honest) and the GOP keeps the senate (99% likelihood), then we'll see how much can be done now that Mitch, Tillis, Cornyn, Cassidy, and Ernst are gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (pfZGz)

263 >I used to be the next President of the United States!

Posted by: Al Gore
-----

Been there.
-Hillary "Piano Legs" Clinton

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (ZxPkt)

264 Is Talarico winning?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

265
WNBA Finals Game 6 Tickets Plummet to $32 for 12:30 Game

BREAKING!!!

Due to lack of interest they are changing the WNBA Finals venue to the Food Court at Stonebriar Mall in Frisco.

Corndogs 30% Off!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (YSUhf)

266 yeah Hillary was next TWICE
ooh that's gotta sting

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (ZxPkt)

267 193 but that might damage the liner.

Posted by: cmeat at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

268 264 Is Talarico winning?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

=========

Early voting shows that Texas has shifted to the left from 2024!

About 1.4 points to the left...when Cruz won by 9 and Trump by 14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (pfZGz)

269 252 The House passed the SAVE Act.

Then what happened?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:43 AM (viF8m)

The Senate needs an enema. Every primary.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (SHHm+)

270 But there's pizza. Every quarter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 10:45 AM

Don't forget the Jelly Of The Month Club.

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (FAxhF)

271 @254

>>Militarily? That's a joke too.

Canada is a lot like Russia, it's a gas station, which is why the GDP of Canada is exactly the same as Russia.

European countries are not going to let Canada dump their non-energy products in their countries and as much as Europe needs energy, their is no economical way to get energy products from Canada to Europe.

It seems Canadians are trying to euthanize their entire country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

272 Is Talarico winning?
Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (YobFY)

If he is we should be hearing loud yiffing noises coming from somewhere around Houston.

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (dpXJq)

273 I try not to worry about what I cannot control. Only thing I can do is make sure like minded people in my circle vote .

The differences between the two parties is so obvious and huge I frankly am at a lost with people who are undecided.

It's like being undecided between a shit sandwich or a ham sandwich .

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (Ti9vn)

274 >>There was already a DOJ investigation into the Alaska situation.

>>It's narrative framing, nothing more.

There's been a DOJ investigation since Obama as the NYT accurately, for once, reported.

When has the NYT ever done narrative framing? Did they do it over Russia collusion? Did they do it over the Ukraine phone call? Did they do it over J6? Did they do it over the raid on Mar A Lago?

In the last 2 days the NYT has done more journalism than they have done in the last 2 decades. That's odd for The Paper of Record.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)

275 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Art today is...ummm...not very exuberant.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (2WIwB)

276 Unfortunately Colorado's Republicans got buffaloed into nominating Victor Marx for their governor candidate. The primary system doesn't always work.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (88C+u)

277 The polls are always right. Just ask President Harris and President Hillary. And Rebecca Hong.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (hVPzc)

278 It seems Canadians are trying to euthanize their entire country.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

Oh well. No one will miss them.

What's for lunch?

Posted by: Good Riddance at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (JAh4c)

279 274
There's been a DOJ investigation since Obama as the NYT accurately, for once, reported.

When has the NYT ever done narrative framing? Did they do it over Russia collusion? Did they do it over the Ukraine phone call? Did they do it over J6? Did they do it over the raid on Mar A Lago?

In the last 2 days the NYT has done more journalism than they have done in the last 2 decades. That's odd for The Paper of Record.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)

====

"Alaska situation"

Did the Obama DOJ investigate Mary Petola searching out another Dan Sullivan in 2015 or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (pfZGz)

280 The Christian Post
@ChristianPost
Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

-
Why, the Narnia reboot alone . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (ndZc7)

281 The front building is what inspired obama's library.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (vzuC7)

282 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (pfZGz)

I am hopeful that the new maps have given the Republicans a chance to keep the House. Hakeem Jeffries would make Nancy Pelosi seem like a statesman.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (SHHm+)

283 Dat where dey makes all da white people?
/Blues Brother

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (kU0PQ)

284 Unfortunately Colorado's Republicans got buffaloed into nominating Victor Marx for their governor candidate. The primary system doesn't always work.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (88C+u)

Hopefully more like Groucho than Karl?

Posted by: Robert at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (dpXJq)

285 WNBA Finals venue to the Food Court at Stonebriar Mall in Frisco.
Corndogs 30% Off!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 10:47 AM (YSUhf)


Do NOT make eyecontact with the players when eating the corndog. Violators will be arrested and forced into mandatory sensitivity training. And the corndog will be confiscated.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (88C+u)

286 282 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:46 AM (pfZGz)

I am hopeful that the new maps have given the Republicans a chance to keep the House. Hakeem Jeffries would make Nancy Pelosi seem like a statesman.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:49 AM (SHHm+)

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It's probably just not enough. If TX and FL had gone cut throat and IN had done it and SC had done it, it might have been enough.

But, turnout differntials are a thing.

Not even Obama's team, whom I'm told were the best of the best, could undo turnout differentials in 2010 or 2014.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (pfZGz)

287 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at October 29, 2026 10:50 AM (FAxhF)

288 Apparently the USAID cutoff didn't deprive *all* the stupid trolls of their tendie funds.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (oPFtC)

289 Cope loves him some shit sandwiches.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (Ti9vn)

290 Victor Marx is a clown in a class of his own.
Anyway Groucho wouldn't want to be governor of a state with voters dumb enough to elect him

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (88C+u)

291 Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."
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If only there was a book somewhere that warned him that in this world you will have trouble.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (hVPzc)

292 In the last 2 days the NYT has done more journalism than they have done in the last 2 decades. That's odd for The Paper of Record.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:48 AM (viF8m)


I have seen a lot of questioning on why they did it. Getting ahead of a story works for one, but two? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (SHHm+)

293 268 James Madison what does that mean?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (YobFY)

294
TJM is right.

Michael Rapaport is developmentally disabled. It's not sarcasm. He probably puts his clothes on backwards and stuff like that.

Much as I hate Leftists, I don't really hold it against him. You can't take people like him seriously when they say what they "believe."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (BI5O2)

295 >>The Senate needs an enema. Every primary.

And then when the primary dust settles it's time to vote against the communists who want to end the game entirely.

Everyone needs to go vote. Unlike Bolsonaro, we have no place left to run.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

296 Apparently the USAID cutoff didn't deprive *all* the stupid trolls of their tendie funds.

They're being paid directly by Singham, Mark Cuban, Laurene Powell Jobs, and Alex Soros now instead of with our tax money. So that's something.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (2ocoG)

297 Will the REAL Dan Sullivan please stand up?

Posted by: Don Pardo at October 29, 2026 10:53 AM (FAxhF)

298 Racist much?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 29, 2026 10:53 AM (wGerL)

299 Got a buncha fast food coupons yesterday. E.g., two Arby's Greek Gyros for $7. Those aren't terrible. That'll be lunch today.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

300 The troll thinks we forget he was right here in 2024 bragging over and over that Harris was going to win.

The libs love the "passage of time". They think it erases their lies.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (hVPzc)

301 Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."


Aw Billy is special and nothing bad should ever happen to him. God should listen to him because he's an actor.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (Ti9vn)

302 It's like being undecided between a shit sandwich or a ham sandwich .

Did you ever hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and the ham sandwich?

Posted by: Stretch Cunningham at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (JAh4c)

303 Aw Billy is special and nothing bad should ever happen to him. God should listen to him because he's an actor.

He's a member of the Film Actors' Guild, obviously.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

304 Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened.

"And because lawlessness will abound, the love of many will grow cold."

Posted by: Halfhand at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (LbUS+)

305 >>"Alaska situation"

>>Did the Obama DOJ investigate Mary Petola searching out another Dan Sullivan in 2015 or something?

What? Was that supposed to make sense?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (viF8m)

306 300 The troll thinks we forget he was right here in 2024 bragging over and over that Harris was going to win.

The libs love the "passage of time". They think it erases their lies.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:54 AM (hVPzc)

Who was it that said that for liberals, "history" begins this morning? Ann Coulter?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (oPFtC)

307 >>Unfortunately Colorado's Republicans got buffaloed into nominating Victor Marx for their governor candidate. The primary system doesn't always work.


He wasn't ahead until after primary election day.
He wasn't the top pick.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (rOKnE)

308 293 268 James Madison what does that mean?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:52 AM (YobFY)

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That comparing day to day from 2026 early voting to 2024, the county level analysis of voting in Texas is showing that the electorate in Texas today is slightly to the left of what it was in 2024.

In 2024, Cruz won by 9 and Trump won by 14.

So, assume that Paxton wins as many Republicans as Cruz did (only 6% of Republicans voted for Beto in 201, and you're looking at Paxton on track to winning by about 7.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:55 AM (pfZGz)

309 Billy, don't be a shnook!
It's not how you feel, it's how you look!

Posted by: SNL throwbacks for $200, Alex at October 29, 2026 10:56 AM (FAxhF)

310 Getting ahead of a story works for one, but two? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (SHHm+)

There's an election coming up next week and they are on the losing end of these stories. They always like to present certain strains of objectivity as a shining example when it doesn't matter. Then they go right back to the usual lying.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:56 AM (hVPzc)

311 I'm looking at IMDB for Billy Crystal. TV series like "Before" and "Monsters at Work". Not even G-d wants to watch Crystal these days

Posted by: 88C+u at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (88C+u)

312 "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

Moses had to put up with that stuff over and over and over and ...

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

313 312 "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

Moses had to put up with that stuff over and over and over and ...

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

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"Fucking piker..."
-Job

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (pfZGz)

314 only 6% of Republicans voted for Beto in 201....

Those weren't Republicans. They were retards pretending to be Republicans.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Ti9vn)

315 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 10:58 AM (8B4gm)

316 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: The Book of Job at October 29, 2026 10:58 AM (FAxhF)

317 314 only 6% of Republicans voted for Beto in 201....

Those weren't Republicans. They were retards pretending to be Republicans.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:57 AM (Ti9vn)

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It's a standard crossover rate, roughly 5% or so.

The only time something exceeds that is usually incredible controversy (Mark Robinson in the NC governor's race in 2024, you should have heard the ads using his own words over and over again). And as much as Democrats want Paxton to be like Robinson, he's not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (pfZGz)

318 One of the bad things that triggered Crystal was Rob Reiner being murdered by his kid. Yeah God's fault.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (Ti9vn)

319 >>There's an election coming up next week and they are on the losing end of these stories. They always like to present certain strains of objectivity as a shining example when it doesn't matter. Then they go right back to the usual lying

Why would the NYT write an article about Ilhan Elmi days implicating Obama days before the 2026 midterms?

They know who their subscribers are. They picked a team decades ago and this ain't that. It's odd.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

320 I will note Crystal didn't say he doesn't believe in God.

The dark night of the soul is a genuine struggle. The thoroughly devout all face it at some point. So I will give him some grace because he may merely be being honest rather than spreading propaganda.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (hVPzc)

321 310 Getting ahead of a story works for one, but two? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 10:51 AM (SHHm+)

Maybe they want the Republicans to win because it's easier to attack them then it will be to attack the new Socialist Dems... Attacking Trump and his minions is their bread and butter... Besides.. They're probably afraid of the Socialists...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (+gK6I)

322 Thank you James Madison.

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 11:00 AM (WdMlw)

323 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (pfZGz)

The worst a real Republican should do is just not vote. Again the basic differences between a Dem and Republican is so great today a Republican should never vote for an American hating Dem.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (Ti9vn)

324 303 Aw Billy is special and nothing bad should ever happen to him. God should listen to him because he's an actor.

He's a member of the Film Actors' Guild, obviously.
Posted by: Ian S.
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And this is how too many of elites view the Lord--as a Pez dispenser of fortune and grace. Since many of them don't really view Stan and his minions as real, bad things can only come from the Lord.

Saw something similar what Ted Turner hated Christianity and the Lord, he prayed for a beloved sister to live and she died. And held a grudge over it for the rest of his life against Christians because of it.

Rupert Murdoch dumped a Christian fiancee because she discussed her faith with him and he found the concept disturbing.

The glittery bright and beautiful invert the hierarchy into they deserve good things in their lives because of their wonderfulness. Bad things happening is reserved for the untermenschen.

Pride is indeed a cardinal sin and it goeth before a fall.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (E4rtv)

325 323 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (pfZGz)

The worst a real Republican should do is just not vote. Again the basic differences between a Dem and Republican is so great today a Republican should never vote for an American hating Dem.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (Ti9vn)

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What usually happens when partisans refuse to vote for a particular candidate is that they leave that vote blank but vote for everything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (pfZGz)

326 Why would the NYT write an article about Ilhan Elmi days implicating Obama days before the 2026 midterms?

They know who their subscribers are. They picked a team decades ago and this ain't that. It's odd.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (viF8m)

Obama isn't up for election. Elmi isn't in electoral danger for their precious numbers. The story isn't going to convince any of their idiot readers to switch sides. They haven't uncovered new information, just repeated what is widely known.

Surrounded by "Trump is a demon who will kill us all", it's essentially pap.

To US it seems like a big deal. To their side it's "see, the NYT is fair!!"

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:03 AM (hVPzc)

327 Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Pat Paulsen at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (FAxhF)

328 Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 10:59 AM (hVPzc)

He's putting himself at the same level as God like he's a friend that's betrayed him.

That's the ultimate arrogance imo.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (Ti9vn)

329 Also don't forget there is an op RIGHT NOW to "move on" from the Democrat Party of old. Obama is part of that - and part of the op funnily enough. He will take some hits from the Left no doubt. But in service of The Cause he will take them because he is backing the very shift they want to make.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:05 AM (hVPzc)

330 >>> The Christian Post @ChristianPost Billy Crystal told CBS he doesn't talk to God anymore: "I don't trust Him. Too many bad things have happened."

It has taken me a long time, in my 29+ years of life, to understand this life is a test, and tests are by their very definition hard. That struggle is an essential part of it. And maybe god gives me hard things to work through BECAUSE he loves me, not because he hates me. And he will be with me every step of the way, if I lean on him.

Whenever Billy decides to talk to God again, God will be right there. He cares about us even we don't care about him.

The most poignant scripture to me at the moment is "Jesus wept." He knew he was about to resurrect their brother from the dead, and yet he wept and mourned with Mary and Martha. He weeps with us every day. And roots for us every day.

Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (Toos7)

331 He's putting himself at the same level as God like he's a friend that's betrayed him.

That's the ultimate arrogance imo.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:04 AM (Ti9vn)

He's human. I have felt betrayed by God. As did Jesus.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (hVPzc)

332 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 11:02 AM (pfZGz)

That's what I meant. If you just can't bring yourself to vote for the GOP candidate, just don't vote for them . But don't vote for the Dem.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (Ti9vn)

333 He's human. I have felt betrayed by God. As did Jesus.
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:06 AM (hVPzc)

Jesus did not feel betrayed by God. That's ridiculous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:07 AM (Ti9vn)

334 Jesus did not feel betrayed by God. That's ridiculous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:07 AM (Ti9vn)

What does Father why hast thou forsaken me mean

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:08 AM (hVPzc)

335 The dark night of the soul is a genuine struggle. The thoroughly devout all face it at some point. So I will give him some grace because he may merely be being honest rather than spreading propaganda.
Posted by: ...
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Anyone reading the Book of Job or viewing the sacrifice of Jesus in the New Testament along with the grisly martyrdom of saints should get the message.

During bad times, I was never tempted to blame the Lord, but instead blamed myself and individuals that were responsible. Prideful individuals though believe their good fortune comes from being good people rather than being humble despite repeated admonitions that one must be humble before the Lord. Even Moses nearly got killed for disobedience and was punished by never being able to enter the Promised Land.

Instead of reading the Bible, I think many of societal elites get their religion from attending services and it is not too popular nowadays for ministers/rabbis/etc to emphasize unpleasant truths in the Bible/Torah. We gloss over the bad things happening documented in the Good Book at our peril. And these even occur to those that the Lord views as his favorites because his plans are not ours.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (E4rtv)

336 What does Father why hast thou forsaken me mean
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:08 AM (hVPzc)

But thy will be done.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Ti9vn)

337 But thy will be done.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:09 AM (Ti9vn)

That's not what it means.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (hVPzc)

338 Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:10 AM (hVPzc)

It's what Jesus said . He accepted God's will over his.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Ti9vn)

339 It's what Jesus said . He accepted God's will over his.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (Ti9vn)

Why bother saying the first thing? It was a human expression of a feeling or He wouldnt have said it.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 11:12 AM (hVPzc)

The Morning Report — 10/29 /26

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Good morning kids. Lots of ground to cover this morning so let's dive right in. First up, as if Spain doesn't have enough madness and bloodshed to contend with these days, on top of it all there was an absolutely horrific train crash there yesterday.

Several Americans are believed to have been injured in a high-speed train collision that killed at least 68 people in Spain on Wednesday when one train collided with another that had stopped on the tracks. The crash took place in Spain's Castilla-La Mancha, with the regional government confirming the death toll and adding that another 58 people required medical treatment in hospitals. Several Americans are believed to have been hurt in the crash, according to the State Department.

Prayers go out for all the victims and their loved ones. Yikes, having traveled extensively in Spain many years ago via their rail system, I can just imagine the carnage. Of course with everything else going on in Spain and Europe vis a vis the violent riots with its roots in Islam and their allies of convenience in and of the Left whose common enemy is Western civilization itself and the possibility of terrorism immediately comes to mind. You may recall the attack in Madrid at the Atocha train station shortly after 9/11 as well as the fact that Spain has been dealing with the terrorist Basque separatist group ETA for decades and so Terrorism cannot be ruled out, unless of course you're the Media channeling the specter of Yasser Arafat correcting that word as Tourism, which no doubt they're doing as we speak sincerely one day later and there's but one link I can find to this story. No doubt the Media and the Left but I repeat myself has its hands full trying to preserve protect and defend the election thievery in Brazil and more importantly run cover for whatever they have planned for next week here in the USA. The mass bloody carnage of a grisly train wreck, what a perfect metaphor...

On that note, we have a couple of items that underscore that threat which seems to be solidifying into a very distinct possibility, regionally in several crucial races if not nationally. First up there's this vile Gestapo-like action from the direct descendants of Goebbels and the Gestapo:

Investigative journalists James O’Keefe and Cameron Higby have been hit with felony charges by left-wing Minneapolis prosecutors for their video exposing vulnerable loopholes in Minnesota’s elections. Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty accused conservative media personalities O’Keefe, 42, and Higby, 26, of “try[ing] to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems” on Wednesday . . . “Mr. O’Keefe and Mr. Higby filmed themselves and posted the videos to social media to try to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems,” a press release from the Hennepin County Attorney’s Office reads.

I'm not familiar with Minnesota's state criminal code, so will someone kindly enlighten me to the exact law or laws that these gentlemen broke? I ain't no F. Lee Bailey or Ironsides but I can't seem to find “try[ing] to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems” anywhere in my dog-eared copy of "Understanding the Minnesota Criminal Code For Dummies/Dhimmis."

Meh, let's not lose our heads over this. They're will be plenty of time for that under Potus El-Sayed and VP Omar! Over the top? You tell me; the battle lines are being drawn, "For What It's Worth?!"

That garbage in Mecca-macacasota is bad enough but this next item is murder!

And yet after the DOJ identified illegal voters in Washington state, Gov. Robert Ferguson decided to invoke the National Guard. Gov. Bob Ferguson on Tuesday criticized a federal request that Washington state set aside the ballots of more than 400 voters over citizenship concerns, calling the move “disappointing” a week before Election Day... Department of Homeland Security investigators claim, with a “high level of confidence,” that the voters in question are not U.S. citizens, according to a letter sent to Washington Secretary of State Steve Hobbs... National Guard personnel in plain clothes? What police state nonsense is this.Someone set three ballot drop boxes on fire back in 2024 and destroyed a few hundred ballots. Not sure how unarmed Guardsmen in civies are supposed to stop this. . .

These bastards are playing with fire. Meh, we've been saying this since forever and yet the Democrat Party and Leftists have metastasized like a cancer all over the place. Even if we the people of WE THE PEOPLE turn out like never before next week, there's just no way in hell that these bastards are going to allow their power to be denuded if they can help it?

But it raises a broader and more serious point that we touched upon in the latest episode of the podcast (linked here) as well as in the sidebar and on the popular outlets listed at the bottom of this post.

Western Civilization and arguably its high water mark the American Revolution and the Republic it spawned are on a knife edge of being destroyed. So, my fear is that we can vote for Donald Trumps all up and down the line all for election after election And Make No Mistake, we Must!!! but at what point will voting harder and harder and harder just not cut the mustard?! Horrid as the prior two stories are, we have already witnessed and lived through many more since before Trump descended the golden Trump Tower escalator 11 years ago now?

So Psaki-Psircling back to the podcast, when do we the people of WE THE PEOPLE dare "take arms against a sea of troubles?" and as I pondered (not necessarily weak and weary) is resorting to the tactics, specifically the violence (albeit in true self defense) of our enemies, who as we have seen are in every sense of the word mortal enemies, isn't the negation of the very things we are trying to preserve? The Democrat Party and Leftism must be completely removed from every position of power and influence in and out of government and society at large and never be permitted to rise again. We must fight evil remorselessly and relentlessly lest it once again rise to hold a rusty hacksaw to our neck!

It's us or them. And that's the plain unvarnished truth, like it or not. And so with that bitter pill I nevertheless bid you all to have a good day.


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1 Neext

Posted by: Okjohn at October 29, 2026 07:01 AM (yEBcy)

2 Whoa.
Flustered I was. - and1st first.
Happy Friday Eve, all y'all !

Posted by: Okjohn at October 29, 2026 07:02 AM (yEBcy)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:04 AM (u82oZ)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 07:05 AM (NcvvS)

5 Okjohn

Good reflexes and a fast connection. Con\gratulations are in order.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:06 AM (u82oZ)

6 Congrats on the 1st first, Okjohn!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 07:06 AM (NcvvS)

7 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 07:06 AM (RIvkX)

8 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:07 AM (/+uur)

9
Several Americans are believed to have been injured in a high-speed train collision that killed at least 68 people in Spain on Wednesday when one train collided with another that had stopped on the tracks.

Clearly the cause is school conditions, Global Warming, Trump and late-stage capitalism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 07:11 AM (eRlcH)

10 LOL, JJ, and thanks (as always) !!

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 29, 2026 07:11 AM (VyBeY)

11 Our local newspaper asks:

"Can Donald Trump run for president in 2028?"

A deep dive by top journalists reveals that no, Donald Trump can not run for President again. Give those guys a Pulitzer or something.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 07:11 AM (MWfyi)

12 We will do nothing except vote, then shrug our shoulders when we lose by cheating. No large scale armed resistance will happen, because the first one to start shooting usually loses. People like us don't want to kill, but the other side has no qualms about it. Only direct danger to our own families will make us shoot. They will shoot when they get told to, no matter who the target is.

I think there's a book that outlines the whole scenario.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2026 07:11 AM (1Ff7Z)

13 The official sustained a laceration in his left cheek before he drew his service weapon and “fired several shots at the attacker, killing the minor on the spot.
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Finally some good news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 07:11 AM (RIvkX)

14 8 Happy Thursday
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:07 AM (/+uur)


It's Friday"


"Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel"

- - Tom Carvel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2026 07:12 AM (x0n13)

15 Hadrian the Seventh

Communications matters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

16 Elke Sommer has passed away. She was born in Berlin in 1940. Not a Nazi though.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 07:12 AM (MWfyi)

17 There is no such thing as National Guard in plain clothes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:13 AM (/+uur)

18 If Tuesday Weld married Joe Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:15 AM (/+uur)

19 "There is no such thing as National Guard in plain clothes.
Posted by: r hennigantx "

Would you believe a fabulous pantsuit and pumps?

Posted by: National Guard Fashion Advisor at October 29, 2026 07:15 AM (MWfyi)

20 when I was growing up we called 'em Chicago River Whitefish ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 29, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

21 That is a movie I am looking forward to seeing: "I play Rocky" and thanks for posting that review, J.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 07:17 AM (JrHfD)

22 In the Peoples Republic of Maryland, they have been running an advertisement with the SCOAMF to vote "yes" on Question 3 which would insert gerrymandering into the MD Const. I cannot understand why opponents have not run ads simply saying "Tell Trump 'no means no' and vote NO on 3." It would totally fool the stupid liberals to vote no. Sheesh.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 29, 2026 07:18 AM (jFCkp)

23 Moronin', Hourde!

Go Brewers! Finally WS Champs!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 29, 2026 07:19 AM (Gq9/0)

24 OrangeEnt

I used to think I didn't want to kill, except Iranians IRGC and terrorists while in the service, but my views are evolving. Iranian Uber drivers are safe from me.

The Left is a direct threat to me, the life I have made, and all the values I hold dear. Maybe my late wife was on to something when she told me she would not visit me in jail.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

25 Voting voters who voted the vote.

They are ineligible persons. Foreign nationals, aliens. Legal aliens, illegal aliens, whatever. “Voters” isn’t the right description.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 07:21 AM (L3c0T)

26 I'm still alive.

Posted by: Bud Selig, Cheap Prick at October 29, 2026 07:22 AM (JAh4c)

27 Bud Selig, Cheap Prick: Alive.

John Holmes: Dead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

28 "Implausibly dense objects required to create two concentric gaps in debris disk around ancient white dwarf star"

Robert Reich opened his yap to some "journalists" again?

Posted by: National Guard Fashion Advisor at October 29, 2026 07:24 AM (MWfyi)

29 I'm curious about the trains. With 68 dead, was that because they hit at tremendous speed? Or...

The first word I noted was "packed" in the first headline I saw about that. Is that a normal condition on Spanish trains, from, let's say, 20 years ago?

Or would that be more like the third world "packed" where it's standing room only, elbow-to-elbow? And something that's new?

Does anyone here know much about this?

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2026 07:25 AM (kU0PQ)

30 cnn just released their final bull$hit poll for this election cycle, they have talerico up by 6 points. No democrat has won a statewide office here in Texas by 6 points since the 1960s.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2026 07:27 AM (I43vL)

31 The Trains in Spain
Run Mainly to cause Pain

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:27 AM (/+uur)

32 Poor Bob Uecker didn't make it to see the Brewers win the WS.

Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 07:27 AM (8B4gm)

33 If Tuesday Weld married Joe Friday
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:15 AM (/+uur)

On a Maundy-Thursday?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2026 07:28 AM (wVcYX)

34 22 In the Peoples Republic of Maryland, they have been running an advertisement with the SCOAMF to vote "yes" on Question 3 which would insert gerrymandering into the MD Const. I cannot understand why opponents have not run ads simply saying "Tell Trump 'no means no' and vote NO on 3." It would totally fool the stupid liberals to vote no. Sheesh.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 29, 2026 07:18 AM (jFCkp)

Yep - saw it this morning - muted the TV asap. It's sad how much the main commercial on "Question 3" I see comes off at the elementary school level. I've gotta think if they brought out Obama for a commercial on this, it smacks of desperation - but then, the usual players are the ones counting the votes.

Posted by: MD_Mike at October 29, 2026 07:28 AM (giVoG)

35 The O'Keefe and Higby persecution by the Hennepin County lesbian is going to be explosive and not in the way persecutors intended when bringing these charges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 07:28 AM (wgnaQ)

36 GWB

One fast moving train ran into a stopped train. 1/2 mv2 where m is very large.

An awful lot of kinetic energy crushed two of the carriages. Metal shrapnel everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

37 Good morning JJ and horde

Obviously it was a Tuesday to Friday wedding

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 07:29 AM (nJxaf)

38 I found this ann encouraging article ( and no, I don't think I'm always great at it) : . Responding as a Christian to all the negativity on the world:

https://tinyurl.com/42bwfu22

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 07:29 AM (JrHfD)

39 On a Maundy-Thursday?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2026 07:28 AM (wVcYX)

I know English. Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Saturday.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur)

40 30 cnn just released their final bull$hit poll for this election cycle, they have talerico up by 6 points. No democrat has won a statewide office here in Texas by 6 points since the 1960s.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2026 07:27 AM (I43vL)

Then, if you're in Texas, you should make sure that doesn't happen and vote, and then gets your like minded family to vote, and then get like-minded neighbors to vote, and then offer to help the party drive like minded voters to the polls on the election day...

It's a psyop, and it needs to be battled with on the ground efforts...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 29, 2026 07:30 AM (tOcjL)

41 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 07:30 AM (NMvV5)

42 "An" not "ann"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 07:30 AM (JrHfD)

43 cnn just released their final bull$hit poll for this election cycle, they have talerico up by 6 points. No democrat has won a statewide office here in Texas by 6 points since the 1960s.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2026 07:27 AM (I43vL)

I voted yesterday. Place was busy, but not slow moving. Voted extra hard on the touch screen for Paxton.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2026 07:31 AM (wVcYX)

44 Membah how James Comey used his scum journalist friend to plant false information in the media which he then in turn used as a predicate to open an investigation?

All the polls are similar bullsh*t, meant to spread fear, uncertainty, and doubt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

45 I used to think I didn't want to kill, except Iranians IRGC and terrorists while in the service, but my views are evolving. Iranian Uber drivers are safe from me.

The Left is a direct threat to me, the life I have made, and all the values I hold dear. Maybe my late wife was on to something when she told me she would not visit me in jail.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

I still don't want to, but it seems they won't stop what they're doing until somebody does something against them.

People who believe in a good higher power aren't usually going around murdering others because of how they vote. Those who don't seem to have no qualms about it because they think nothing will happen to them after they've passed, will do it if they think there's a benefit to to them.

I have tools for self defense, but I don't want to use them unless absolutely forced to because, where do you stop?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2026 07:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

46 Thank you JJ

I noticed a strange thing yesterday… MN senate race. All recent polls had Tafoya within a few percentage points of Flanagan. Then… poof, a poll comes out showing Flanagan ahead 54-40… and of course RCP includes this poll in their average even though it’s a way-out-there outlier. It reminded me of that Des Moines register poll late in 2024 that showed Trump losing Iowa.

My two takeaways: 1. Most polls are propaganda and 2. Dems are gonna cheat cheat cheat in this election

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 29, 2026 07:31 AM (znwa7)

47 Tuesday's gone with the wind.

Posted by: Joenrd Fridaynrd at October 29, 2026 07:34 AM (sdSI9)

48 Hello again, everyone. It's a nice morning here at the GPROMD and we're having a department pot luck. I brought in pesto rolls but had to make sure that a few of my co-workers got some before they were devoured.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 07:35 AM (BpO1e)

49 Trump thinks Democrats will be happy with Ted Cruz on SCOTUS? Yeah, I'm going with none of them would vote to confirm him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 07:36 AM (qBdHI)

50 I still don't want to, but it seems they won't stop what they're doing until somebody does something against them.
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None of that would be necessary if you followed my plan.

Posted by: Hero and Savior of Chilean Democracy Gen. Agosto Pinochet at October 29, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

51 Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 07:35 AM (BpO1e)

That sounds like a nice thing. Enjoy yourself!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 07:37 AM (JrHfD)

52 We still use paper ballots here. Make your selections marking the ovals, walk your ballot up to the machine processor, insert it. Each ballot is assigned a number which you see. Not fool proof I realize, but seems a fairly good method.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 07:38 AM (Gqar8)

53 Good morning Horde thx JJ as always.
The Dems seem to be getting more insane as the election bears, if that is possible. A Trump supporter got stabbed at a Trump rally yesterday.
Also it's interesting watching Mark Halperin walk back his talk of a Blue Tsunami. He must be seeing the same signs the Horde has been talking about for weeks.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 07:38 AM (f8snw)

54 OrangeEnt

What I think I now understand is "Deep Hate."
Like where the Russians in 1945 paid back the entire nation of Germany once the Red Army crossed the border.
Like Hamas and the Peace Festival.

It is under control in me, but I can feel it building. I know this is unhealthy. Try to overcome it. But I know it is welling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

55 I just wish to have a sane govt and be left alone. I'm not getting either and anger is building. Simmering for awhile now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 07:39 AM (8B4gm)

56 Good morning!

As Cam Higby is pointing out on X, MN did not see fit to take legal action when he and another independent journalist were attacked y an antifa mob - frozen water bottles and rocks thrown at them, damaging their truck.
Nope!

But when Cam puts on a burqa and demonstrates how easy voter fraud is in MN? Prosecuted.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 07:39 AM (rOKnE)

57 51 That sounds like a nice thing. Enjoy yourself!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


My wife has a reputation. All I have to say is that she baked something and I get mobbed. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 07:40 AM (BpO1e)

58 Might be time for O’Keefe to avoid Minnesota.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 07:41 AM (Gqar8)

59 The Beatles, Ed Sullivan Feb 16 1964:
youtube.com/watch?v=UKTIPg9Cfhk

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 07:41 AM (Jr5Lq)

60 cnn just released their final bull$hit poll for this election cycle, they have talerico up by 6 points. No democrat has won a statewide office here in Texas by 6 points since the 1960s.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 29, 2026 07:27 AM (I43vL)

Then, if you're in Texas, you should make sure that doesn't happen and vote, and then gets your like minded family to vote, and then get like-minded neighbors to vote, and then offer to help the party drive like minded voters to the polls on the election day...

It's a psyop, and it needs to be battled with on the ground efforts...
Posted by: Nova Local


I voted last Saturday. I'm going to vote again tomorrow and Saturday.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 07:41 AM (NMvV5)

61 Hegseth has found a leaker, apparently:
“Army Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia, who was part of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was fired by Secretary Hegseth for severe misconduct. . .

Sylvia is the subject of an investigation for leaking classified information about the Iran War, the war between Russia and Ukraine, and more. Due to the Pentagon’s media policy requiring journalists to have escorts in the building, Sylvia began meeting with journalists outside of the Pentagon in order to leak classified information.
Sylvia failed three polygraphs which questioned him about leaking classified information. The investigation into him remains ongoing and has been referred to the Department of Justice for further action. The extent of his leaking became so critical that Secretary Hegseth took immediate action and fired Sylvia in order to protect national security. Urgent action was needed and could not wait another second.”

https://tinyurl.com/3txvavuy

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 07:42 AM (rOKnE)

62 As I understand neither Higby or O'Keefe signed the oath or voted. Maybe trespassing but that's it and that's a leftist reach. Moriarty is a lesbian horror show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 07:43 AM (f8snw)

63 AK voters leave a lot to be desired in my mind (putting it mildly). But I hope there has been enough awareness on this "imposter" Dan Sullivan to not fool those frozen tundra Americans.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

64 The enshittification continues...

Just moments ago, a notice to Garmin InReach users saying that the SMS messages will no longer go out with a click-able link to the message location, rather just a lat/long and the recipient is expected to cut and paste that coordinate into their favorite mapping software.

Garmin InReach is a service where a Garmin sports enthusiast, when doing an activity that involves a changing location as a key element of the activity, can provide a way for the SMS message recipient to track the athlete in near real-time.

The map-link version went to a map where the location was dynamic (sort of like Glympse) and provided things like heart-rate, pace, etc. It also reports incidents like crashing.

This is useful in a low-trust society as riding a bicycle exposes one to getting murdered by shit-head motorists. The map would show me stopped with a 0 BPM heart rate.

They stopped the link provision for US customers because of Carrier/A2P anti-spam compliance and SMS aggregator requirements.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 07:44 AM (rgGn5)

65 “Army Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia, who was part of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was fired HANGED by Secretary Hegseth for severe misconduct. . .

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)

66 In good news, The Vienna Boys Choir visited Manhattan.

They were is a large main-line church with excellent acoustics. It was vey good music. The one adult, the piano player / conductor Pell, was amazing. He knew how to get an audience to laugh, milk applause, and lead talent.

I had a great time. So did the widow that was with me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

67 Might be time for O’Keefe to avoid Minnesota.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 07:41 AM (Gqar

Yes. Like New York, another democrat no go zone.

Reverse Jim Crow is alive and well in these places.

Posted by: Northern Poverty Law Center at October 29, 2026 07:45 AM (JAh4c)

68 61 Hegseth has found a leaker, apparently:

We need to start making examples of this in ways that would make people very uncomfortable.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 07:47 AM (BpO1e)

69 Huh:

@Milajoy BREAKING:

Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy just ordered a CRIMINAL investigation into Mary Peltola's Senate campaign, CNN reports.

It follows the NYT report that Peltola-aligned operatives recruited spoiler candidates, including one with the SAME last name as Sen. Dan Sullivan, to peel votes from him.
- - - -

Marc Elias's name just landed in the "second Dan Sullivan" scandal.

The New York Times reports that Peltola aides, DSCC staffers and the CAMPAIGN'S LAWYERS helped push a retired teacher named Daniel J. Sullivan to run against Sen. Dan Sullivan.

Peltola's lawyers in Alaska?

Elias Law Group
, which is now fighting Trump's DOJ to make sure the result gets certified.

Mark Halperin says Elias's firm was involved in the search. That's his claim, and the firm didn't respond to Reuters.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 07:48 AM (rOKnE)

70 Brewers get their WS championship. They did it by playing fundamentals well. singles and push each other around the diamond to score. opportunistic base stealing and no showboating. The catcher is really good contreras. I thought the rookie David Pratt should have been named MVP as he had timely hits all throughout the playoffs.

Posted by: paulnjax at October 29, 2026 07:48 AM (PPnyU)

71 Is Brett Sylvia a tranny? Would you be surprised?

Posted by: National Guard Fashion Advisor at October 29, 2026 07:48 AM (MWfyi)

72 As I understand neither Higby or O'Keefe signed the oath or voted. Maybe trespassing but that's it and that's a leftist reach. Moriarty is a lesbian horror show
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 07:43 AM (f8snw)
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She is high on the list

Posted by: Hero and Savior of Chilean Democracy Gen. Agosto Pinochet at October 29, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

73 @63 apparently the rural Alaskans , specifically "indigenous" who usually vote left (a reversal from the rest of rural USA) aren't showing up. Their numbers are way down. Sullivan , the real one, should win

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 07:49 AM (f8snw)

74 Army Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia, who was part of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was fired by Secretary Hegseth for severe misconduct. . .

He looks like a homosexual and a pederast.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 29, 2026 07:50 AM (JAh4c)

75 Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 07:40 AM

That's a great talent she has. I am a good cook, but not a baker, so I admire people who can do that well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 07:51 AM (JrHfD)

76 Only direct danger to our own families will make us shoot.

Unless your children and grandchildren join the movement and man the gas chambers for the Demonic Party, they will be inside them.

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle." - Edmund Burke in "Cause of the Present Discontents"

"It has been said that for evil men to accomplish their purpose it is only necessary that good men should do nothing." - Charles F Aked

"Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing." - John Stuart Mill

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 07:54 AM (pawvM)

77 >>Apparently the rural Alaskans , specifically "indigenous" who usually vote left (a reversal from the rest of rural USA) aren't showing up. Their numbers are way down. Sullivan , the real one, should win


Hope so!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 07:55 AM (rOKnE)

78 I suspect the voting shenanigans will be off the charts next week. They really no longer care if it's obvious. And why would they? They never pay a price.

Posted by: Biergood at October 29, 2026 07:55 AM (PwgSL)

79 Always a good time to look into a good concealed carry pistol. The emphasis on concealed.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 07:56 AM (Gqar8)

80 tubal

A single-shot sleeve gun in the hands of women could stop rapes. But no.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

81 Colossal Biosciences CEO Ben Lam is announcing a new venture to create real “dogs of war” with a decidedly science-fiction twist: genetically engineered working dogs outfitted with high-tech gear from defense contractor Anduril.

And Caesar’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 07:57 AM (/+uur)

82 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 29, 2026 07:58 AM (53oGX)

83 Why are they calling espionage leaking?

Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2026 07:58 AM (Wt1Rs)

84 How many shits like Sylvia are there in top military command positions? Fire them all

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 29, 2026 07:58 AM (znwa7)

85 They didn't register, just tested to see if they could.

@camhigby
🚨🚨 “NO ID REQUIRED for you and your 8 friends”

I dressed as a Muslim woman and Minneapolis poll workers were prepared to allow me an an army of other foreigners fraudulently vote without verifying who any of us are.

Full video. . .

https://tinyurl.com/r7uks48x

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 07:58 AM (rOKnE)

86 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

87 80 tubal

A single-shot sleeve gun in the hands of women could stop rapes. But no.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

Lots of good options out there salty. Perhaps the times we live in will finally have an impact on mindsets.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 07:59 AM (Gqar8)

88 I suspect the voting shenanigans will be off the charts next week. They really no longer care if it's obvious. And why would they? They never pay a price.

--

It only gets more refined with each passing election. I truly and deeply believe they have stolen 100s if not 1000s of elections big and small over the years. And yes, most never pay a price.

Because of POS's like John Thune, who could've at least tried to have some integrity and restore trust in our elections, we only have had some tweaks here and there in various states. IMO, each and every voting fraudster and cheater deserves, at the very least, a long federal prison sentence.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

89 Most eskimos get their oil check and get so high and drunk that they end up in jail or unable to ride their dogsleds into town to vote.

Posted by: The Mighty Quinn at October 29, 2026 08:01 AM (JAh4c)

90 84 How many shits like Sylvia are there in top military command positions? Fire them all
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 29, 2026 07:58 AM (znwa7)

A quick glance at the Generals bio reveals much about him. His educational background - very revealing.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 08:01 AM (Gqar8)

91 A single-shot sleeve gun in the hands of women could stop rapes. But no.

Rather ironic that in the Low Trust Society that women so desperately want, that for their own safety, they must adopt the way of Islam where women in public should be covered and accompanied with a close male relative to avoid being raped.

But after hearing the escapades of Train Hoe, and the universe of OnlyFans, violent rape might be part of the kink.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:01 AM (9s47C)

92 John Astin is still with us. Wonder if he was looking on with glee at the commie Spain train crash.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee. at October 29, 2026 08:01 AM (EdP2u)

93 Most eskimos get their oil check and get so high and drunk that they end up in jail or unable to ride their dogsleds into town to vote.

Ahh, the Noble Savage, and role model.

Must make the obligatory Land Acknowledgment while handing them a totally unearned oil-check.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:03 AM (9s47C)

94 Always a good time to look into a good concealed carry pistol. The emphasis on concealed.

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Even little old me has a concealed permit, and my pistol of choice was Sig's P238. I'm always with Mr. Black so I've never felt the need to actually carry it though. If he were gone, I certainly would.

And in SC, you can full-on carry your weapon unconcealed thanks to a lawsuit brought about against some Karen who complained about being "scared and uncomfortable" when she saw some man's weapon under his shirt when he reached for something in a store. Thanks to that dumb broad, we can now carry unconcealed firearms. I hope it made her cry and "literally shake."

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

95 These blue states like CA and WA… apparently they don’t care if we know that they know that there are illegals voting. Extreme hubris and hutzpah

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 29, 2026 08:06 AM (znwa7)

96 {{{Lady in Black }}}

Gun control: The Four Rules, sight picture, and practice, practice, practice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

97 Cleta Mitchell is awesome from JJ's link:

So what was the reaction of the pro-corrupt election crowd to my post on X? Democracy Docket and its principal, Elias, screamed that I had called for Lutnick to “seize the voting machines.” The next day, Elias and Stuart Stevens, Mitt Romney’s former chief strategist, publicly declared that I should be indicted on RICO charges because of my X post on this topic.


Media Matters included my comments in its article headlined “Election Denial Movement Sets Stage for Chaos on Election Day and its Aftermath.”

What is wrong with these people?

Why are they opposed to taking steps to protect against potential manipulation or exploitation of electronic voting machines? I have never said, nor do I believe, that anyone should “seize” the voting machines — or inspect any parts. I merely reiterated the mitigation plan that DHS outlined earlier this year.


Marc Elias is screaming at others in hopes of deflecting from his career in subverting our elections. May the Alaska investigation into his latest activities there be successful.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 08:06 AM (rOKnE)

98 I'm thinking that waterboarding the journalists who receive classified information should also be on the schedule.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 08:07 AM (BpO1e)

99 I suspect the voting shenanigans will be off the charts next week. They really no longer care if it's obvious. And why would they? They never pay a price.

--

It only gets more refined with each passing election. I truly and deeply believe they have stolen 100s if not 1000s of elections big and small over the years. And yes, most never pay a price.

Because of POS's like John Thune, who could've at least tried to have some integrity and restore trust in our elections, we only have had some tweaks here and there in various states. IMO, each and every voting fraudster and cheater deserves, at the very least, a long federal prison sentence.
Posted by: Lady in Black


We need a Battle of Athens, Tn.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 08:07 AM (NMvV5)

100 I'm thinking that waterboarding the journalists who receive classified information should also be on the schedule.
Posted by: NR Pax


It's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 08:08 AM (NMvV5)

101 IMO, each and every voting fraudster and cheater deserves, at the very least, a long federal prison sentence.

If one acknowledges the centuries of blood, treasure and duty that was invested in creating this Exceptional Nation that has showered the globe in wealth and human flourishing, when a relative handful of demonic people and their stupid, selfish minions working to secure the cheat, it should be seen as not just mere federal crime like draining a wet-land without permit, but what it really is: A declaration of war against humanity.

They should be shot and killed in the streets, without remorse for their crimes are not like stealing sodas from a vending machine, but with the intent to put billions of people into a Thousand Years of Darkness, poverty and misery.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:09 AM (PVBkQ)

102 A deep dive by top journalists reveals that no, Donald Trump can not run for President again. Give those guys a Pulitzer or something.
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 07:11 AM (MWfyi)


Smarter journalists would have breathlessly concluded that he CAN run for President in 2028. They'd spend several paragraphs wailing about his impending dictatorship before, in paragraph 30 or so, admitting that while he could run, he could not actually be elected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

103 >>Colossal Biosciences CEO Ben Lam is announcing a new venture to create real “dogs of war” with a decidedly science-fiction twist: genetically engineered working dogs outfitted with high-tech gear from defense contractor Anduril.


Sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 08:09 AM (rOKnE)

104 Bereaved parents ask for lightest sentence for elderly Australian driver who hit their young son:

https://tinyurl.com/5hyj35jy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 08:09 AM (JrHfD)

105 The Left doesn't just hate billionaires. They hate anyone who has a one dollar.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:09 AM (hVPzc)

106 Gun control: The Four Rules, sight picture, and practice, practice, practice.

--

{{{Salty!}}}

Yes, I do get to the range, but not as often as I would like. Practice is crucial!

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

107 These blue states like CA and WA… apparently they don’t care if we know that they know that there are illegals voting. Extreme hubris and hutzpah
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Catch one illegal voting in a federal election and decertify the state and revert them to territorial status.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 08:10 AM (NMvV5)

108 Community Notes

I upvote this mild comment. Very good.

Reframe voter fraud as a declaration of war against humanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

109 The Left used to hate millionaires until that became their top constituency and until they all accumulated millions off the back of the taxpayers. So that's why they have a newfound hate for "billionaires".

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:10 AM (hVPzc)

110 And OT-

Dogs just being dogs- video:

https://tinyurl.com/43fc2m69

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 08:10 AM (JrHfD)

111 1/2 mv2 where m is very large.

This strikes me as disturbingly math-ish.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

112 Thanks to that dumb broad, we can now carry unconcealed firearms. I hope it made her cry and "literally shake."

Nah, she'll just get another cat, close the blinds and open another box of wine.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:12 AM (PVBkQ)

113 1/2 mv2 where m is very large.

This strikes me as disturbingly math-ish.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)
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And what do those letters mean??

Posted by: Tuq'r Carlson at October 29, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

114 Lizzy

Sounds like the beginning of every bad SF Doom game.

Just like the Spanish train crash feels right out of Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:14 AM (u82oZ)

115 My two takeaways: 1. Most polls are propaganda and 2. Dems are gonna cheat cheat cheat in this election
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 29, 2026 07:31 AM (znwa7)


All polls are propaganda. There's no real need for anyone who is voting on the issues to care about how everyone else is voting.

Dems cheat every election, why would this one be different?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

116 The Sig P365 is an excellent concealed carry pistol, IMO. Very comfortable. Beretta 92 for an unconcealed that says “ back off”.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 08:15 AM (Gqar8)

117 A great irony would be unleashing dogs of war against Muslims.
We hate dogs. Oh yeah? Deal with these doggies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 08:15 AM (f8snw)

118 >>Dogs just being dogs- video:

https://tinyurl.com/43fc2m69



Cute!!
Thanks, Fen.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 08:15 AM (rOKnE)

119 100 It's not waterboarding if you use diesel.
Posted by: rickb223


A fellow admirer of Mad Mike Williamson I see.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 08:15 AM (BpO1e)

120 The 6/26/2026 order of the superior court directing the Division to include
appellee Sullivan as a candidate for United States Senator on the primary election ballot
is AFFIRMED. This matter is remanded for the Division of Elections to determine, in
the first instance, how appellee Sullivan shall be listed as a candidate within the confines
of existing Alaska ballot design law. A full opinion will be issued at a later date.

Notice the later date has not happened.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 08:15 AM (/+uur)

121 It is under control in me, but I can feel it building. I know this is unhealthy. Try to overcome it. But I know it is welling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

Sorry, working out.


Right, why lose your humanity?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2026 08:16 AM (1Ff7Z)

122 A fellow admirer of Mad Mike Williamson I see.
Posted by: NR Pax


Maximum results for minimum input.

😁

Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2026 08:18 AM (NMvV5)

123 But when Cam puts on a burqa and demonstrates how easy voter fraud is in MN? Prosecuted.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 07:39 AM (rOKnE)


How many others have been prosecuted my MN?

A scholarly review found only three state convictions of lawful permanent residents for unlawful voting or registration in Minnesota across 2015–2024, despite over 13 million ballots cast.

The feds, OTOH, have indicted 10 - so far. Seems MN is very selective in their concern.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

124 Good morning, Salty!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 08:19 AM (rOKnE)

125 To what do we owe the early morning pleasure of your presence Lizzy?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:19 AM (hVPzc)

126 {{{Lizzy}}}

Top o ta monin to ya, young lass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

127 There's no real need for anyone who is voting on the issues to care about how everyone else is voting.

"no real need". True, but is trying to ignore the 800# gorilla.

Mimetic Theory.

The proven idea that most people don't know what they desire and obtain those desires through external sources. Generally, we are social creatures and need of affirmation and peer approval. Thus arise cultures because influencers implant desires. This is how gold teeth and spinner rims become Must Haves in some communities.

Madison Avenue and spam would not be effective if Mimetic Theory was not true. Propaganda works. Marketing works. How else do people eat shitty fast food unless smiling happy people implant the idea that you need to kill yourself with poor diet?

So yes, polls are extremely effective in implanting certain desires in a very large majority of people.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:22 AM (9Hs2w)

128 The Sig P365 is an excellent concealed carry pistol, IMO.

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I actually have that one, too. Doesn't fit into my purse as well. For a guy though, I know several that have this model as their concealed of choice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

129 Thanks to that dumb broad, we can now carry unconcealed firearms. I hope it made her cry and "literally shake."
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

Hopefully you can do both. Open carry a big-ass .45 (non-working), but have an auto concealed, so if they go for the fake you can blast them in the belly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2026 08:23 AM (1Ff7Z)

130 I'm thinking that waterboarding the journalists who receive classified information should also be on the schedule.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 08:07 AM (BpO1e)


Shoot them as spies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

131 Madison Avenue and spam would not be effective if Mimetic Theory was not true. Propaganda works. Marketing works. How else do people eat shitty fast food unless smiling happy people implant the idea that you need to kill yourself with poor diet?
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Hey! We'll make it your way!

Posted by: Burger King at October 29, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

132 On the bright side, the California high-speed train to nowhere has killed or injured no one as of this morning.

Posted by: Casey Jones at October 29, 2026 08:26 AM (EdP2u)

133 California Sends Luxury Foods to Welfare Recipients

I remember when I was living in CA and was so broke I couldn't pay attention. Shame that it never occurred to me to get free food like that.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 08:26 AM (BpO1e)

134 Gomez Addams specialized in head-on train disasters, not rear-enders like this one.

Posted by: Uncle Fester at October 29, 2026 08:28 AM (EdP2u)

135 Choot 'em! Choot!

Posted by: Troy Landry at October 29, 2026 08:29 AM (8B4gm)

136 hope it made her cry and "literally shake."
Her tits?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 29, 2026 08:30 AM (SKDsW)

137 Lady in Black

I will amplify OrangeEnt's vision.

Imagine, if you will, a nation where women dress in leather pants and use a holster for a large, but lightweight, hole-puncher. Maybe Titanium. That throws "things" beginning in a .4.

"An armed society is a polite society." RAH.

"If we legalize vehicular weaponry, the three survivors would be careful." NaCly Dog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

138 "An armed society is a polite society." RAH.

"If we legalize vehicular weaponry, the three survivors would be careful." NaCly Dog.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)
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"A well-kitted Chevy is never caught in traffic."
-Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

139 Open carry a big-ass .45 (non-working)

If by non-working you really mean Condition 3† or "Israeli carry" then that should be even better. That is, chamber empty, magazine full, hammer down, safety off.

That should give you plenty of time, and for the cameras to support the "intent to take gun and shoot" defense that you will need for basically "hunting over bait"


† Jeff Cooper's Conditions of Readiness aka "Cooper Conditions"

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:32 AM (rgGn5)

140
We can complain about it all we want. But we're boxed in, politically. Trapped between the metaphysically useless GOP and the Dems, there's nothing we can do to stop the future. This union is a deathtrap.

But never suggest, ya know, leaving it before it happens, or anything naughty like that. That's so gauche. Heaven forfend!

And make sure to vote HARD. It would be very un-American to get forcibly sodomized by the Communists without a closet queen in a little red hat beating off in a cuck chair while it happens. Make sure he wears his flag lapel pin, too. That flag is the most important thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (BI5O2)

141 Obligatory childhood memory:

https://youtu.be/tQ9cnIFNVQ0

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (MtA6K)

142 cnn just released their final bull$hit poll for this election cycle, they have talerico up by 6 points. No democrat has won a statewide office here in Texas by 6 points since the 1960s.
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That is just insane.

These polls have him winning independents by like 60% and that over 14% of Rs are flipping over.
This, in a state Trump won by over 14% just 2 years ago.

But they justify this by nationally Trump approval is in the 30s and Talarico has mid-50s approval.

None of them poll Trump's approval among Texas Republicans....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (3cUTc)

143 Imagine, if you will, a nation where women dress in leather pants and use a holster for a large, but lightweight, hole-puncher. Maybe Titanium. That throws "things" beginning in a .4.

TBH, I don't trust many women with firearms or exercise bands.

I've seen too many videos where if the shrieking woman had a gun, there would be a mass casualty event.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:35 AM (rgGn5)

144 Did the engineer/motorman scream Allahu Akbar! as he approached the stopped train at high speed?

Will this happen on The A Train approaching 59th Street?

Posted by: Derailed Train Of Thought at October 29, 2026 08:35 AM (EdP2u)

145 The new Bodyguard 2.0 Carry Comp has been to the range twice this week.

And it's a very nice little gun for CC.


So far in the last four months, there has not been a day where I have not carried concealed where it is legal to do so.

And I suspect that is not going to change any time soon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2026 08:35 AM (iMotb)

146 Imagine, if you will, a nation where women dress in leather pants and use a holster for a large, but lightweight, hole-puncher. Maybe Titanium. That throws "things" beginning in a .4.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

Use a Mosin that shoots flame out of the barrel for more fun effects!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2026 08:35 AM (1Ff7Z)

147 And make sure to vote HARD. It would be very un-American to get forcibly sodomized by the Communists without a closet queen in a little red hat beating off in a cuck chair while it happens. Make sure he wears his flag lapel pin, too. That flag is the most important thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (BI5O2)
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You, Sir, are a Great American.

Posted by: Sean Patrick Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt's Better Half at October 29, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

148 >>Just like the Spanish train crash feels right out of Atlas Shrugged.


Oh man, yes!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 08:36 AM (rOKnE)

149 I mentioned it yesterday, all the Dem hyping Talarico's Lubbock rally.

All of the unquestioningly repeating his false claim that he had over 4k attend.
The venue has a max of 2.6k.

Trump had over 5k inside watching and estimates of another 10k milling about outside.

But the only story the left is pushing (even NBC nationally) was the 4k lie of Talarico.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:36 AM (3cUTc)

150 Today Is National Cat Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:37 AM (wzaBj)

151 "A well-kitted Chevy is never caught in traffic."
-Franpsycho
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX)

Right. Because it's in a junkyard.

Posted by: Things Scotty Kilmer Might Say at October 29, 2026 08:37 AM (1Ff7Z)

152 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (MtA6K)

Did Israel's election turn out like the way you thought it would?

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Oy/m2)

153 "Use a Mosin that shoots flame out of the barrel for more fun effects!"

Mosin M-44 carbine for the win!

Punkin balls at dusk is a hoot!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2026 08:38 AM (iMotb)

154 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 08:38 AM (77rzZ)

155 >>Today Is National Cat Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛

Meow that's one I can celebrate!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 08:38 AM (rOKnE)

156 Did Israel's election turn out like the way you thought it would?

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2026 08:37 AM (Oy/m2)
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Sort of. Not surprised.

Dumb voters.

Dumb voters everywhere!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 08:39 AM (MtA6K)

157 Here's the TX poll number you need to know:

82% of TX Republicans approve of the job Trump is doing.
With 48% strongly approve.

But sure, they're staying home or voting for Talarico.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:39 AM (3cUTc)

158 Today Is National Cat Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:37 AM (wzaBj)
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Isn't that every day?

Like Mother's Day?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 08:40 AM (MtA6K)

159 Today Is National Cat Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛
Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:37 AM (wzaBj)
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Make the breakfast. Now.

Posted by: Your Cat at October 29, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

160 "Today Is National Cat Day."

"That is every day, servant!" -Average cat.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 08:40 AM (BpO1e)

161 150 Today Is National Cat Day. 🐈🐈‍⬛
Posted by: redridinghood

Woo Hoo! Two winners in a row! This has never happened before! Thanks, redridinghood!

Posted by: Little Friskie at October 29, 2026 08:40 AM (EdP2u)

162 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Thank you for not being a victim.

And top of ta morning to ya, guvn'er.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

163 Jonathan Turley on X is warning the people involved in the fake Sullivan BS in Alaska to lawyer up. He also says they should avoid the lawyers involved in this stunt ,(hello Elias Law Firm)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 08:41 AM (f8snw)

164 156

Sort of. Not surprised.

Dumb voters.

Dumb voters everywhere!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 08:39 AM (MtA6K)

Is the Muslim vote in Israel a big factor? Serious question, I know very little about Israeli politics.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar8)

165 - A loving reminder to those who claim the name of Jesus...

Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Read the finish in Matt 5:46-48

Posted by: TeeJ at October 29, 2026 08:42 AM (ix5nG)

166 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I was handed a Mosin at the range. By a former German lady who was in Berlin in 1945. She was young, then. Sadly, she is gone now.

I was the first to fire that gun since 1945. The fireball was immense and intense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

167
Here's an excellent essay by Sensurround Q. Catgirl:

https://sensurround.substack.com/p/i-didnt-leave-

the-democratic-party

It's very well thought out.

I agree with her basic conclusion, cuz I've thought the same thing myself.

TL/DR?

FIIIIIIINE. I want a Democrat Party that's not insane. I want a Democrat Party that doesn't make it easy for Republican candidates to go "Hey, you're not going vote for insanity are you?" as their sole platform and not deliver on promises that make my life and the nation better cuz well, hell, the Democrats are crazy, mentally unbalanced, loco in the coco.

I'll never vote Democrat because their basic ideas of governance are incorrect at best. But, what I'dd like is two parties fighting hard for the middle.

That means the Democrats have to embrace the Constitution and not Marx or faggy French philosp[hical retards.

Jeffersonian/Hamiltonian arguments we can and should have. Destroying the country and Constituion arguments - naw, son. Do not want.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 08:44 AM (YSUhf)

168 “Their malice may be concealed by deception, but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.”

Proverbs 26:26

Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2026 08:44 AM (9I5W+)

169 That is just insane.

These polls have him winning independents by like 60% and that over 14% of Rs are flipping over.
This, in a state Trump won by over 14% just 2 years ago.

But they justify this by nationally Trump approval is in the 30s and Talarico has mid-50s approval.

None of them poll Trump's approval among Texas Republicans....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (3cUTc)
*******
What I don't like seeing is that republican's who voted in the primary in March are not showing up.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:45 AM (wzaBj)

170 I know very little about Israeli politics.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar
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Not worse than my synagogue's Board of Directors.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

171 Top one hunded and I read all the content!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 29, 2026 08:45 AM (JNTt1)

172 The only reason smooth brains want to remain a Union is the fake money that flows out of washington dc that keeps them in the life they are comfortable to. Once that money goes away, poof goes the Union.

Posted by: Uncle Shooga at October 29, 2026 08:45 AM (JAh4c)

173 The Dems seem to be getting more insane as the election bears, if that is possible.
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If the Dems fail to take the Senate and also the House by a large margin, their base is going to riot.

They won't take the Senate.

And I lean toward they'll miss the House by 1-2.

And they are going to riot.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (3cUTc)

174 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (BI5O2)

I will vote. I will encourage people I know to vote. I will put up "Vote Republican" or "Have Democrats ever lowered taxes?! " sorts of signs ion my lawn, which already has Republican candidate signs. Morning after morning of black pulling and "It's all over " comments will not change that. I will pray - a lot . . I'm out for the day, unless there's something cool on the art thread. I think the ace and cobs for their contributions. I fell unable to deal right now with relentless negativity and trolls ( AOS cope and Paul ) who chase people around and push polls designed to stop Republicans or conservatives from voting. I think a walk and looking at beauty in nature is in order for me. May you all have a blessed day!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (JrHfD)

175 redridinghood

Those were Dems faking being Reps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

176 “At one point, I had 45 students in one classroom,” he said during a CNN town hall. “There weren’t enough desks for all those kids, so I had students sitting on the air-conditioning unit in the wealthiest country in human history — in the 21st century, children sitting on the air-conditioning unit.”

TEA records show the largest class was 30 with 22 being the normal.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (/+uur)

177 142 That is just insane.

These polls have him winning independents by like 60% and that over 14% of Rs are flipping over.
This, in a state Trump won by over 14% just 2 years ago.

But they justify this by nationally Trump approval is in the 30s and Talarico has mid-50s approval.

None of them poll Trump's approval among Texas Republicans....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:33 AM (3cUTc)

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Beto got 6% of Republicans in 2018.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (pfZGz)

178 We have some of the most permissive gun laws in America in my state. As it should be. But cross a river, and you have a pretty much oppressive system in place. Gun owners take note.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar8)

179 Is the Muslim vote in Israel a big factor?

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar
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Anywhere in the world that Muslims vote is a bog factor!

Minor point: the problem is Arabs - mostly Muslim but also Christian.

But the bigger factor is the idiot parties (Eisenkot, Bennet, Golan, Lieberman) who would consider forming a majority coalition with the Arab parties.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 08:47 AM (MtA6K)

180 Secretary Hegseth took immediate action and fired Sylvia in order to protect national security. Urgent action was needed and could not wait another second.”
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Others are noting he celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk.

So this is long, long overdue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:47 AM (3cUTc)

181 173 If the Dems fail to take the Senate and also the House by a large margin, their base is going to riot.

They won't take the Senate.

And I lean toward they'll miss the House by 1-2.

And they are going to riot.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (3cUTc)

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"If Trump stops rioters from burning down Chicago, we declare Trump illegitimate!"
-the grand plan from Pritzker

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:47 AM (pfZGz)

182 "I was the first to fire that gun since 1945. The fireball was immense and intense."


The history of the Mosin is steeped in war and bloodshed.

Yet lay one on a table next to a modern AR-15, and they will screech about the AR-15 being a weapon of war.

Anyhow...off to replace a windshield on the Volvo. 300,000 miles on the original windshield.
Not bad.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 29, 2026 08:48 AM (iMotb)

183 Beto got 6% of Republicans in 2018.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (pfZGz)

The skateboard got 6%?

Posted by: dantesed at October 29, 2026 08:48 AM (Oy/m2)

184 Those were Dems faking being Reps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Got a fuckton of those in SC, unfortunately.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 08:49 AM (8B4gm)

185 What I don't like seeing is that republican's who voted in the primary in March are not showing up.

Says who?

All over Texas in mostly red districts, the early voting has been at or above 2024 levels. And its not even the traditional day most Republicans vote, and that is on this Tuesday.

So are you going to believe your mortal enemy or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:49 AM (U4c/V)

186 What's happening in South Carolina? It's now tied in the Senate race.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:49 AM (wzaBj)

187 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

188 All am certain about in this election is that the Cali congressional GOP is going to be wiped out, via redistricting and legalized vote theft.

Counting ballots will probably stretch into 2027.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 29, 2026 08:50 AM (XV/Pl)

189 "I will vote."

It costs nothing and takes little time. I see no downside to voting, even for those who perceive no upside to it.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 08:51 AM (Jr5Lq)

190 The Democrat Party are the Left. Whether they were taken over at some point because the Left will colonize anything eventually or whether it's just what that Party is, who is to say.

But the toothpaste is never going back in the tube.

They got away with pretending to be reasonable and sane while beating the hell out of the country and looting it, for years and years, particularly from 2006 on. The beatings were always going to get worse and they were always going to wear the mask of beauty and love.

But then Trump came along and forced the rats into the light and they had no choice but to claim the mantle. I just hope no one thinks what the Left is doing, abusing, jailing, killing their enemies is some kind of "response" to Trump. The only thing that's really a response, is them deciding to own it now. It was their only play. But the idea of a party that is gonna go back to centrism and reasonability, forget it.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:51 AM (hVPzc)

191 I'm not familiar with Minnesota's state criminal code, so will someone kindly enlighten me to the exact law or laws that these gentlemen broke? I ain't no F. Lee Bailey or Ironsides but I can't seem to find “try[ing] to sow doubt about Minnesota’s secure voting systems” anywhere in my dog-eared copy of "Understanding the Minnesota Criminal Code For Dummies/Dhimmis."


It's simple. It doesn't matter. This is lawfare. Their goal is to bankrupt him. They can't arrest him. They can't try him. However, they CAN tie him up legally and require him to spend lots of money on lawyers trying to keep him out of court. Their tax dollar pockets are a lot deeper than O'Keefe's private donation pockets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

192 What's happening in South Carolina? It's now tied in the Senate race.
Posted by: redridinghood

It's a fucking mess. Thanks, GOPe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 08:52 AM (8B4gm)

193 so I had students sitting on the air-conditioning unit in the wealthiest country in human history

With over $40 trillion in debt.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:52 AM (U4c/V)

194 186 What's happening in South Carolina? It's now tied in the Senate race.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:49 AM (wzaBj)

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Polling said the 2020 SC senate race was tied, too.

Graham won by 9.

Data for Progress said it was 46-46 in their late October poll
Morning Consult said Graham was up only 2 over Harrison, 46-44.
Swayable said that Harrison was up by 6.

Remember, the polls are never wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:52 AM (pfZGz)

195 Hard to believe PDT'S approval rate is as high as 30% when all they poll are dems.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 08:52 AM (8Uo7a)

196 189 "I will vote."

It costs nothing and takes little time. I see no downside to voting, even for those who perceive no upside to it.
Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 08:51 AM (Jr5Lq)

The old saying “ if you don’t vote, don’t bitch” still has a bit of merit.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 08:53 AM (Gqar8)

197 Back in 2019, before Trump Derangement Syndrome resulted in collective Democrat amnesia on the topic of voting machine vulnerabilities, Wyden and 14 Senate Democrats introduced the “Protecting American Votes and Elections Act of 2019” (the PAVE Act) “to protect American elections from foreign interference by mandating hand-marked paper ballots and setting new cybersecurity standards for all federal elections.”
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Cleta Mitchell kept receipts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 08:53 AM (LY8iJ)

198 These bastards are playing with fire. Meh, we've been saying this since forever and yet the Democrat Party and Leftists have metastasized like a cancer all over the place. Even if we the people of WE THE PEOPLE turn out like never before next week, there's just no way in hell that these bastards are going to allow their power to be denuded if they can help it?


Democrats (Nazis, Commies, Marxists, whatever) are FINE as long as Republicans are the ones suffering as a result. They will continue to lie, cheat and steal until there's no one left to combat them because they left, were murdered by illegals, or simply moved out of the state.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

199 Sylvia's mother says, 'Sylvia's busy
Too busy to come to the phone'

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:54 AM (hVPzc)

200 PREPARED TO BE SHOCKED !

"
Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby
·
19h
BREAKING: A new study finds that one-third of all accounts reposting support for Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan’s Senate race are based overseas."

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 08:54 AM (AKptf)

201 oh, also 20% reposting Talarico are based overseas!

I think we are being manipulated!!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 08:55 AM (AKptf)

202 Hard to believe PDT'S approval rate is as high as 30% when all they poll are dems.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 08:52 AM (8Uo7a)



Current polling should be declared illegal and current mainstream pollsters should be put in front of a firing squad.

It's 100% voter intimidation and election fraud at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

203 How's Mitch McConnell doing these days?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:55 AM (hVPzc)

204 201 oh, also 20% reposting Talarico are based overseas!

I think we are being manipulated!!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 08:55 AM (AKptf)

=======

70% of Kalshi bettors are in Europe.

The betting only from MI shows that there's a slight preference for Rogers in the betting market.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:56 AM (pfZGz)

205 Sylvia's mother says, 'Sylvia's busy
Too busy to come to the phone'
Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:54 AM (hVPzc)



Epstein's Mom > Silvia's Mother

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

206 Throw shit at the wall and see what sticks Thursday.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 08:56 AM (8Uo7a)

207 BREAKING: A new study finds that one-third of all accounts reposting support for Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan’s Senate race are based overseas."
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Makes sense. That's where the voting machine companies are.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:57 AM (hVPzc)

208 What's happening in South Carolina? It's now tied in the Senate race.

Still need to get idiots to whip out their mobile devices and make precipitate bets on the Prediction Markets.

When you make your vig on churn, then you must have an actual horse race.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:57 AM (U4c/V)

209 Says who?

All over Texas in mostly red districts, the early voting has been at or above 2024 levels. And its not even the traditional day most Republicans vote, and that is on this Tuesday.

So are you going to believe your mortal enemy or your lying eyes?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 08:49 AM (U4c/V)
******
Yesterday when I had a nail appointment, they had the local NBC station on and they were saying that.
I think the Cornyn people that are butt hurt are just not voting or are crossing over to vote TalaFreako.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:57 AM (wzaBj)

210 There are a lot of entrenched fake Republicans in SC. Very anti-Trump. The opposite of the citizenry.

The Senate race never needed to be like this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (8B4gm)

211 Mark Halperin says Elias's firm was involved in the search. That's his claim, and the firm didn't respond to Reuters.
--
I guarantee he was involved.

Since 2019, he and his firm have been a clearinghouse, a central hub for coordinating all the lawfare against Trump.

They have also been the back-channel work-around that judges, Dem lawyers and Dem prosecutors have been using to avoid ex-parte communication ethical violations.
This is also how these judges always seem to be miraculously available and instantly ready to issue orders blocking Trump.

And yes, he'll be indicted by the FL grand jury after the midterms--he's been a key player in the coup, every step of the way.

Seizing his electronic communications will be a full confession and indict the entire Dem Party.
He thinks he's smart when he's just a cheater who's been protected.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (3cUTc)

212 209 Yesterday when I had a nail appointment, they had the local NBC station on and they were saying that.
I think the Cornyn people that are butt hurt are just not voting or are crossing over to vote TalaFreako.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:57 AM (wzaBj)

========

The Bushes want to turn Texas blue to fuck over the voters that have rejected them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (pfZGz)

213 Army Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia, who was part of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was fired by Secretary Hegseth for severe misconduct. . .

He looks like a homosexual and a pederast.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 29, 2026 07:50 AM (JAh4c)


A creepy looking dude in any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Sylvia

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (iIyc0)

214 What I don't like seeing is that republican's who voted in the primary in March are not showing up.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:45 AM (wzaBj)


How many cling to the idea that voting on election day beats the cheat?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

215 "WA Gov Calls On National Guard to ‘Protect Ballots’ After DOJ IDs Illegal Voters"

Wut?!?! My Betters have told me for about 10 years that Trump*&>%@# will be the guy who sends the military to interfere with voting!

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2026 08:59 AM (5rh/l)

216 The Bushes want to turn Texas blue to fuck over the voters that have rejected them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (pfZGz)

No. They want to turn Texas blue because they are leftist skunks.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 08:59 AM (hVPzc)

217 Qatar and Turkey has some 'splaining to do ! Israelis are saying that they manipulated their election too.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 08:59 AM (AKptf)

218 203 How's Mitch McConnell doing these days?
Posted by: ...

He and Auntie Maxine are going to finish 1-2 in a half Marathon scheduled for Saturday.

Posted by: Joan Lunden For A Place For Mom at October 29, 2026 09:00 AM (EdP2u)

219 Bush fucked over all the people who had voted for him twice. It's not personal. This is who they are.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 09:00 AM (hVPzc)

220 redridinghood, Cornyn himself voted for Paxton and said so publicly.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (8Uo7a)

221 214 What I don't like seeing is that republican's who voted in the primary in March are not showing up.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:45 AM (wzaBj)

How many cling to the idea that voting on election day beats the cheat?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

======

There are simply not enough Democrats in Texas to overcome the tidal wave already cresting in late early voting and will overwhelm them on election day.

Democrats have burned through their most loyal voters already, and they're losing ground every day despite getting some kind of early lead.

Republicans vote more on election day than Democrats do. It's been that way for like a decade or longer depending on the state and how long they've done early voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (pfZGz)

222
The Bushes want to turn Texas blue to fuck over the voters that have rejected them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (pfZGz)



This.

This is fact.

Ken Paxton beat George P. Bush for the Texas Attorney General spot and kicked the last of the Bush clan out of politics.

They will never forgive him for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (ccf/V)

223 Might be time for O’Keefe to avoid Minnesota.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 07:41 AM (Gqar

Might be time for the country to avoid Minnesota. If only Trump was the dictator described by the left.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (hmYU4)

224 "How many cling to the idea that voting on election day beats the cheat?"

I don't, but since I oppose early and mail-in voting, it'd be hypocritical for me to vote early. And I feel like doing it on The Day is upholding a good tradition.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

225 Andrews in SC is a big supporter of transing children. She's kept it quiet, like Spangenberg in VA acting like a moderate to get elected , then being a lunatic. Graham will win by almost as much as her brother

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (f8snw)

226 O'Keefe should go straight to Minnesota and get arrested with the federal DOJ representing him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (pfZGz)

227 runner, Qatar needs to have a bombing mishap in the near future.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (8Uo7a)

228 3 They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4 Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.”

First recorded fail of Socialism.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

229 225 Andrews in SC is a big supporter of transing children. She's kept it quiet, like Spangenberg in VA acting like a moderate to get elected , then being a lunatic. Graham will win by almost as much as her brother

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (f8snw)

=======

She lost to Nancy Mace in the SC-1 general election a few cycles ago.

She couldn't win Charleston against Mace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (pfZGz)

230 David Marcus-

I just had an insane conversation with a guy who moved from California to McKinney, TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (wzaBj)

231 ..also rans , Alaska, Maine, IOwa and Ohio, between 13-9% foreign "participation"...but MI and TX are at the top...

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (AKptf)

232
A creepy looking dude in any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Sylvia
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (iIyc0)



He looks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

233 And Bush did it while paving the way for Obama and then standing aside while Obama lambasted and insulted all of US using Bush's NAME, for years.

Never defended himself, not because of the "dignity of the office", but because he never had any intention of defending us

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (hVPzc)

234 "WA Gov Calls On National Guard to ‘Protect Ballots’ After DOJ IDs Illegal Voters"

Imagine being in the National Guard and you are being told by the Communist Governor to assist in election fraud through voter intimidation.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (PVBkQ)

235
I just had an insane conversation with a guy who moved from California to McKinney, TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (wzaBj)



What a f*cking idiot.

This is why Texas will eventually turn blue and die like the rest of the blue states.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

236 I just had an insane conversation with a guy who moved from California to McKinney, TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation

===

so many retards out there...how old is this idiot? what age group ?

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:03 AM (AKptf)

237 Sylvia might have a furry costume with an ass flap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:04 AM (8B4gm)

238 TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation.

That is just an obtuse way of saying he is against high speed rail.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 09:04 AM (PVBkQ)

239 Those were Dems faking being Reps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)


Or Bush "Republicans" who will pout over not having a commie-lite in office.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

240 And I feel like doing it on The Day is upholding a good tradition.
Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

On The Day here in Harris County in 2022 they spaced the names so that the printed ballot needed 2 blank sheets and sent 1 sheet per number of voters that voted last election.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)

241
That is just an obtuse way of saying he is against high speed rail.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 09:04 AM (PVBkQ)



We will need a ruling from Doof here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

242 224 "How many cling to the idea that voting on election day beats the cheat?"

I don't, but since I oppose early and mail-in voting, it'd be hypocritical for me to vote early. And I feel like doing it on The Day is upholding a good tradition.
Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

Wife and I always vote on election day. For any and all elections. Never don’t vote is our stance. We are pretty far right Christians who are not pacifist in our inclinations, meaning, really, that compromise is just not in our DNA.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:06 AM (Gqar8)

243 "is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation."

The salient question is: has the idiot ever himself used public transportation, at any time in his entire life?

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:06 AM (Jr5Lq)

244

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
25m
🚨 BREAKING: US GDP growth just BEAT the experts' expectations at +3.4% in the 3rd quarter, right before the midterms"

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:06 AM (AKptf)

245 Yesterday when I had a nail appointment, they had the local NBC station on and they were saying that.
I think the Cornyn people that are butt hurt are just not voting or are crossing over to vote TalaFreako.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 08:57 AM (wzaBj)

The Bushes want to turn Texas blue to fuck over the voters that have rejected them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (pfZGz)


I think it's hilarious that Ol' Corny and Teh Bushies can't see that it's their own action, over a course of years that caused their rejection.

You know, in honest elections, you can't fuck your voters over forever. Eventually, they will turn on you.

Honestly, both the Bushes and Ol' Corny illustrate the problem with keeping the a-hole cuz the alternative is corrupt, criminal insanity.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (YSUhf)

246 ‘Dogs of War’: Colossal Biosciences Plans Genetically Engineered Military Canines

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Will they pick up their own poop?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

247 233 And Bush did it while paving the way for Obama and then standing aside while Obama lambasted and insulted all of US using Bush's NAME, for years.

Never defended himself, not because of the "dignity of the office", but because he never had any intention of defending us
Posted by: ...

But hugged Barry publicly every chance he got.

See: Jerry Ford / Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (Y8DZL)

248 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 29, 2026 07:04 AM


Always a solid plan, NaCly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (KRh8R)

249 California style public transportation.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 09:02 AM (wzaBj)

So a high speed train that connect Madisonville to Ennis.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

250 The polling in Texas has been so consistently bad this cycle that it’s no surprise that the left decided to just double down on it here at the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (xOuxV)

251 244

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
25m
🚨 BREAKING: US GDP growth just BEAT the experts' expectations at +3.4% in the 3rd quarter, right before the midterms"

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:06 AM (AKptf)

========

1. GDP numbers don't convince people of anything. Their perception of the local economy convinces them.

2. Worst economic depression...ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (pfZGz)

252 Will they pick up their own poop?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

yes
And throw it

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

253 Passing through, busy day.
All of you have a happy one.

CNN - Michigan
Abdul up by 5 I think it was.

Maybe the blacks being polled don't want to be called racist or islamophobic.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 29, 2026 09:08 AM (Sco7b)

254 251

1. GDP numbers don't convince people of anything. Their perception of the local economy convinces them.

2. Worst economic depression...ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (pfZGz

I have noticed the lines for bread and soup have been getting longer and longer.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Gqar8)

255 1. GDP numbers don't convince people of anything. Their perception of the local economy convinces them.

2. Worst economic depression...ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (pfZGz)

are you this argumentative in real life ?

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (AKptf)

256 111 1/2 mv2 where m is very large.

This strikes me as disturbingly math-ish.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)


It is 10^10 times worse than maths. It is physics! NaCly Dog and I need to be banned forever for our no-physics AoS Style Guide rule violations!

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (5rh/l)

257 @240 a couple of years back a woman from out of state moved to Austin partially because of the trolly and the vibe in that city. Then taxes went up the place got overrun by druggies and crime and she couldn't figure out how that happened
. Duh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (f8snw)

258 250 The polling in Texas has been so consistently bad this cycle that it’s no surprise that the left decided to just double down on it here at the end.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2026 09:07 AM (xOuxV)

========

It's how they get millionaires in Los Angeles to write $20,000 checks each at fundraisers.

It's also how the RNC gets its own whale donors to write massive checks.

TX being close and a purple state is big money for both parties, and it's not going to stop any time soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (pfZGz)

259 Another good reason not to vote a month early is that there's a whole lot of stuff that can change in a mere month.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

260 I have noticed the lines for bread and soup have been getting longer and longer.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Gqar

you could put the soup in a bread bowl for faster service

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

261 Likud is leading the double envelope vote.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 09:10 AM (8Uo7a)

262 255 are you this argumentative in real life ?

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (AKptf)

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Yes!

But, really, if GDP numbers convinced people, Kamala would have easily won in 2024.

Biden's GDP numbers were good. They just were, you know, deeply dishonest and padded with government spending instead of economic growth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:11 AM (pfZGz)

263 Oh and I hope they find out who that bitch is at UTSA and bad things happen.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 29, 2026 09:11 AM (Sco7b)

264
BREWERS !!!

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 29, 2026 09:11 AM (+CguV)

265 I hate to say it but...the borrowing rates are too damn high.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:12 AM (AKptf)

266 260 I have noticed the lines for bread and soup have been getting longer and longer.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Gqar

you could put the soup in a bread bowl for faster service
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

Brilliant!!! You could - market that!!

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:12 AM (Gqar8)

267 I did not know Talafreako is a former San Antonio public school teacher and a member of the teachers union.

That explains a lot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 09:12 AM (twIk0)

268 “At one point, I had 45 students in one classroom,” he said during a CNN town hall. “There weren’t enough desks for all those kids, so I had students sitting on the air-conditioning unit in the wealthiest country in human history — in the 21st century, children sitting on the air-conditioning unit.”

TEA records show the largest class was 30 with 22 being the normal.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 08:46 AM (/+uur)

When I attended school in the 1950's (elementary) and Jr High and HS in the early to mid 60's, our average class size was 40 to 42 students. How in the world did we ever learn??

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 29, 2026 09:12 AM (hmYU4)

269 Genetically Engineered Military Canines
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What could go wrong?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (hVPzc)

270 However...I do notice the lack of traffic...and the low low price of eggs!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (AKptf)

271 I just had an insane conversation with a guy who moved from California to McKinney, TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation

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Well, California high speed rail is the envy of the world.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (ndZc7)

272 I think we are being manipulated!!
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 08:55 AM (AKptf)


Now do betting markets, which get talked about more than polls these days. It's all fake and gay. It's an op.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

273 "When I attended school in the 1950's (elementary) and Jr High and HS in the early to mid 60's, our average class size was 40 to 42 students. How in the world did we ever learn?? "

And we did not have A/C.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (Jr5Lq)

274 It is an open secret in WA - by which I mean the state gov knows, and the conservatives know, but the Subaru driving dangerhair chekist cat ladies, trannies, and hordes of Indian H1bs do not know - that ballots from outlying areas on the wet side determined to be largely non-leftist are rejected en masse via signature challenge.

They just don't count them. I am not sure exactly how they manage this, but entire areas will get their ballots sent back with signature challenges. Like every single house on a given street. Media won't touch it, which means for all the regular prog zombies it didn't happen. Not that they'd care.

Posted by: heya at October 29, 2026 09:14 AM (TkJMd)

275 267 I did not know Talafreako is a former San Antonio public school teacher and a member of the teachers union.

That explains a lot.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 09:12 AM (twIk0)

yes
and he routinely exchanged text with students sometimes after midnight

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:14 AM (/+uur)

276 Voted yesterday and it seemed to be majority GOP as most in line holding GOP voting guide. My county went 75% Trump so no big surprise.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:15 AM (Ti9vn)

277 I have noticed the lines for bread and soup have been getting longer and longer.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM (Gqar

you could put the soup in a bread bowl for faster service
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:10 AM (/+uur)

Brilliant!!! You could - market that!!
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:12 AM (Gqar

We do!!!

Posted by: Boudin Bakeries at October 29, 2026 09:15 AM (AKptf)

278 "When I attended school in the 1950's (elementary) and Jr High and HS in the early to mid 60's, our average class size was 40 to 42 students. How in the world did we ever learn?? "

The Secret Sauce we had back then: classroom discipline. It works.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (Jr5Lq)

279
Genetically Engineered Military Canines
------

What could go wrong?

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (hVPzc)



Five Star General and 51st President of the United States Woof Barkington-

would argue...nothing.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (YSUhf)

280 BREWERS !!!
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin
____________

Helps when every game is home field. Seemed like the crowds in Tampa were mostly Brewers fans.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (JzUSu)

281 Egg prices - they were .99 cents/dozen the other day at Hy-Vee. Amusingly, a little further down the case they had “ Designer” eggs on display for sale ranging from 4.99 to 8.99 per dozen. Fools, their money, something something.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (Gqar8)

282 And we did not have A/C.
Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (Jr5Lq)

No a/c and I was in South Louisiana . Ceiling fans.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (Ti9vn)

283 Five Star General and 51st President of the United States Woof Barkington-

would argue...nothing.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (YSUhf)

First president with 100% approval from non-muslims

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (hVPzc)

284 My city votes 78% R and the R voters are still turning out in huge numbers.

I call this the "we are sick of your shit" election.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 09:17 AM (8Uo7a)

285 The single crime for which the left would happily support the death penalty is showing the state its own ass.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 29, 2026 09:18 AM (2ap+5)

286 "When I attended school in the 1950's (elementary) and Jr High and HS in the early to mid 60's, our average class size was 40 to 42 students. How in the world did we ever learn?? "

And we did not have A/C.
Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (Jr5Lq)

Neither did we. My elementary school was built in sections, 1907, 1910, and 1930. Beginning in 1955, we went on a spit session due to all the new housing construction, along with the new GSP that brought families in from the cities...Newark, Irvington, Jersey City, etc. Finally, in 1959, 5 new schools were built including 3 Junior high schools in the township. In 1964 a new HS opened as well. Our graduating class in 1966, if we all attended the same HS, would have consisted of over 1100 students!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 29, 2026 09:19 AM (hmYU4)

287 Good news, everyone!

TheBlaze
@theblaze
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"

-
It's the Age of Aquarius!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

288 Amazin', from $8/dozen to .99c/dozen in two years! Trump is a magician. Rather, Brooke Rollins is. Another superstar on Trump's team.

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:19 AM (AKptf)

289 The Brewers in five games hit 3 HRs and won. Up yours sabermetrics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 09:19 AM (f8snw)

290 Egg prices - they were .99 cents/dozen the other day at Hy-Vee. Amusingly, a little further down the case they had “ Designer” eggs on display for sale ranging from 4.99 to 8.99 per dozen. Fools, their money, something something.
Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (Gqar
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Unless the chickens are somehow decorating them for Easter, probably not worth the money for "designer" eggs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:19 AM (FZ29D)

291 Ever notice that when a Dem's in office the Pentagon doesn't seem to have a problem with senior officers running their mouths to the press?

Or is this sort of thing just not reported when a Dem's in office?

I have a theory...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 29, 2026 09:20 AM (RORbl)

292 yes
and he routinely exchanged text with students sometimes after midnight
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:14 AM (/+uur)
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A free and open press would widely publicize those sorts of facts.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 09:20 AM (o2Pnv)

293 A dumb question about the Democrat scheming in Alaska's Senate election. Is the objective not so much to confuse Republican voters but to game the ranked choice voting scheme by giving Democrats a 2nd choice, the fake Dan Sullivan, whose votes would be assigned to the top two finishers (Peltola, real Dan Sullivan), using the screwy RCV calculus? Resulting, they expect, in a Peltola win? Is whig here this morning?

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2026 09:21 AM (5rh/l)

294 well, too late to comment now

Posted by: Don Black at October 29, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

295 Canned bread and soup could be trebucheted into poor neighborhoods and eliminate bread lines.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:21 AM (/+uur)

296 289 The Brewers in five games hit 3 HRs and won. Up yours sabermetrics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 09:19 AM (f8snw)

========

*snaps finger at Jonah Hill*

"You...you want me to speak?"

"When I point at you, yeah."

"He gets on base."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:21 AM (pfZGz)

297 Enlightened leadership.

CBS News
@CBSNews
Former President Obama criticized President Trump’s war with Iran while campaigning for Democrats in Georgia on Wednesday, less than a week before the midterm elections.

“This happens to be something I know a little bit about,” Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplomacy.”

The war with Iran, which began in February, has cost the U.S. military at least $47.1 billion as of mid-October, according to a new estimate from U.S. Central Command obtained by CBS News.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

298 So Hegseth fired a general for leaking to the press. The scumbag Jennifer Griffen hardest hit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 09:22 AM (o2Pnv)

299
I just had an insane conversation with a guy who moved from California to McKinney, TX because it’s so much cheaper, but is voting Democrat because he wants Texas to have California style public transportation

That guy's an a-hole. He can take the DART buses and trains if he wishes.

Having ridden public transportation trains in various countries,

Japan is the only country in the world that gets it right and they still have their problems with overcrowding, etc.

Cities out west really aren't built for "public transportation"...

Tell that jerk if he wants his lazy ass to be driven around...Buy a Tesla!


Posted by: naturalfake at October 29, 2026 09:22 AM (YSUhf)

300 It is 10^10 times worse than maths. It is physics!

Physics is just math for people who've actually talked to a girl, once, in their lives.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e)

301 TheJamesMadison, I do enjoy that movie.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (8Uo7a)

302 293 A dumb question about the Democrat scheming in Alaska's Senate election. Is the objective not so much to confuse Republican voters but to game the ranked choice voting scheme by giving Democrats a 2nd choice, the fake Dan Sullivan, whose votes would be assigned to the top two finishers (Peltola, real Dan Sullivan), using the screwy RCV calculus? Resulting, they expect, in a Peltola win? Is whig here this morning?

Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2026 09:21 AM (5rh/l)

=======

I suspect most people prone to voting Republican would vote for the two Sullivans in a row as the 1 and 2 choices, so when fake Sullivan gets pushed out after the first count, everything goes to the real Sullivan.

It honesty feels like a stupid plan that lawyers and politicians put their livelihoods on the line for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (pfZGz)

303 When I was a child, we had separate classes for the smart kids, the average kids and "the kids who needed more help."

Posted by: Oglebay at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (2ap+5)

304 290

Unless the chickens are somehow decorating them for Easter, probably not worth the money for "designer" eggs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 29, 2026 09:19 AM (FZ29D)

Read a couple of the designer egg cartons - they assured me that the chickens involved were leading their Best Lives Ever, happy in every way, only eating the highest quality organic chicken feed, with ample play and socialization times. I am not, for the most part, making this up.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (Gqar8)

305 TheBlaze
@theblaze
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"

He talks out of both sides of his mouth because the Left has more projection than Space X and because he has a penis in it.

Mostly because of the penis.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (Ti9vn)

306 wag the war dog

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (/+uur)

307 297 CBS News
@CBSNews
Former President Obama criticized President Trump’s war with Iran while campaigning for Democrats in Georgia on Wednesday, less than a week before the midterm elections.

“This happens to be something I know a little bit about,” Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplomacy.”

The war with Iran, which began in February, has cost the U.S. military at least $47.1 billion as of mid-October, according to a new estimate from U.S. Central Command obtained by CBS News.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

========

Obama...didn't fire missiles? Drones fire missiles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (pfZGz)

308 People have no clue who they're voting for this Gina Hinojosa is on the same ticket at Talerico and she's running for governor of the state of Texas Talerico's enthusiasm could pull her over the top.
I can't even believe what I'm saying. I can't even believe that we're in this situation.
I shouldn't even post what I'm feeling cause I don't wanna be so negative.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (wzaBj)

309 Oh,voting does matter. I started voting again now that I'm in a red State with a pretty based GOP. I want the most right wing State government I can possibly get. But I will continue my boycott of voting for federal offices. I no longer consider DC legitimate and voting in those elections is counterproductive.

Sadly, the extremist I voted for in the gubernatorial primary exceeded all expectations. He won 5 counties, when he was predicted to win 0.

So, not this time around, but there's always next time. One of these days, we'll ram it home to his boneless GOP detractors good and hard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (BI5O2)

310 301 TheJamesMadison, I do enjoy that movie.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 29, 2026 09:23 AM (8Uo7a)

=======

One of my favorites this century.

Game 20 just sweeps me up every time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (pfZGz)

311 “This happens to be something I know a little bit about,” Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplomacy.”
==========================
The story should have a headline reading, "Obama confesses total failure"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (o2Pnv)

312 '"designer" eggs.'

100% yolk. Shell shapes to choose from: cube, tetrahedron, dodecahedron.

Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (Jr5Lq)

313 TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

=====

1. Watch Moonrise Kingdom
2. Write glowing review
3. Call it a day and go do productive stuff

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (LTM0A)

314 Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:16 AM (Gqar

I am willing to pay a lot more for eggs. I love the orange yolks (unwashed eggs) I get at the local farmers market.

We barely use 2 dozen per month, so paying up is not a problem.

For families? That eggs are back to 99¢/dozen is fantastic as eggs are used in so many things and are a good source of protein.

Posted by: Ann at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (SHHm+)

315 I meant to say "but he still lost." That was the sad part, not the exceeding expectations part.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (BI5O2)

316 Another good reason not to vote a month early is that there's a whole lot of stuff that can change in a mere month.
Posted by: gp at October 29, 2026 09:10 AM (Jr5Lq)


I voted (almost) two weeks early. I voted red down the line. In non-partisan races, I tried to pick the least lunatic. There was only ever one.

There's nothing which can come out late which would cause me to either vote blue or, by my inaction, allow a blue to be elected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

317 313
1. Watch Moonrise Kingdom
2. Write glowing review
3. Call it a day and go do productive stuff

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 29, 2026 09:24 AM (LTM0A)

=======

Moonrise Kingdom's glowing review was posted two days ago! Today is The French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:25 AM (pfZGz)

318 It is 10^10 times worse than maths. It is physics! NaCly Dog and I need to be banned forever for our no-physics AoS Style Guide rule violations!
Posted by: Gref at October 29, 2026 09:09 AM


Consider a spherical comment field of radius R...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:25 AM (KRh8R)

319 Why is oil so high? I can't see any reason for it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

320 272 I think we are being manipulated!!
Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 08:55 AM (AKptf)

Now do betting markets, which get talked about more than polls these days. It's all fake and gay. It's an op.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Spain has Atlas Shrugged like train crash without the endless monolog of why they all deserved to perish...
Who is John Galt?

A: cTHIEL&associates. failing forWAR'd.
For the war until they were against it?
why? the always need MORE...
trust no cTHIIL.

more of your privacy, more of your freedom, more of your trust; and are you getting your money's worth?
the Falacy of the Managable War; the Separation of Regional Conflict from Strategic Threat and the inevitable shortcoming when all the money sunk into their Paradigm doesn't live up to expectation -- vis, still requiring travelsize on flights, but now justified by shrinkflation.

Yes, there is profit in war, but only at a distance.
https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-WhatPriceTheirVision

Some things never change -- from 2008.
https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-WhatPriceTheirVision
ATLAS SHRUGGED UPDATED FOR THE CURRENT FINANCIAL CRISIS
“Why make a product when you can make dollars?"

Posted by: MANFRED the heat Seeking OBOE at October 29, 2026 09:26 AM (jCTQg)

321 Well, California high speed rail is the envy of the world.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:13 AM (ndZc7)


Best safety record.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 29, 2026 09:26 AM (ExV1e)

322 Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplomacy.”

On December 12, 2013, a drone operated by Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC), an elite United States military division, launched an airstrike on a convoy of vehicles Aqabat Zaj, an area near the city of Radda in al-Bayda Governorate, Yemen. The convoy was a wedding procession transporting the bride to the village of the groom. As it stopped for a vehicle with a flat tire, four missiles were launched at a Toyota Hilux carrying three people, who had escaped before the missiles struck.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 29, 2026 09:26 AM (/+uur)

323 Moonrise Kingdom's glowing review was posted two days ago! Today is The French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:25 AM (pfZGz)

I liked that movie.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 29, 2026 09:27 AM (hmYU4)

324 Rolling Stone
@RollingStone
Republicans Are Driving the Most Racist Election Cycle in a Generation
Donald Trump and MAGA have nothing to run on but rank bigotry.

-
Those bastards!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

325 The war with Iran, which began in February, has cost the U.S. military at least $47.1 billion as of mid-October, according to a new estimate from U.S. Central Command obtained by CBS News.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So, about a week's worth of the phony public services budget.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:27 AM (Y8DZL)

326 “This happens to be something I know a little bit about,” Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplomacy.

Cause and effect you dumb mother fucker. Learn it. Your ' diplomacy ' is why we are where we are right now with Iran.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:27 AM (Ti9vn)

327 High speed rail killed about a 100 yesterday in Spain. Imagine how many it would kill if ever completed in Cali

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 09:28 AM (f8snw)

328 326 “This happens to be something I know a little bit about,” Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplomacy.

Cause and effect you dumb mother fucker. Learn it. Your ' diplomacy ' is why we are where we are right now with Iran.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:27 AM (Ti9vn)

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Iran pinky promised not to do any weapons research for 10 years. That meant that they'd never get any nuclear weapons ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:28 AM (pfZGz)

329 Army Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia, who was part of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was fired by Secretary Hegseth for severe misconduct. . .

He looks like a homosexual and a pederast.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at October 29, 2026 07:50 AM (JAh4c)

A creepy looking dude in any case:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett_Sylvia
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 29, 2026 08:58 AM (iIyc0)

"Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
·
10h
NEW:

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @Pete Hegseth has fired Army Lieutenant General Brett Sylvia.

You’ll recall that after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, I exposed Gavin Sylvia, a he/him data analyst at @FEMA, for celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk. Following my report, Gavin Sylvia was placed on administrative leave.

Gavin Sylvia is the son of Brett Sylvia..."

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:28 AM (AKptf)

330 interesting family!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:28 AM (AKptf)

331 My fat and lazy chickens make good soup.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 09:29 AM (8B4gm)

332 319 Why is oil so high? I can't see any reason for it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Not to mention the rent!

Posted by: Jimmy McMillan at October 29, 2026 09:29 AM (EdP2u)

333 >>“This happens to be something I know a little bit about,” Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplo




Says President Drone Assassination

Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2026 09:29 AM (rOKnE)

334 General Brett Sylvia has a degree in Environmental Engineering.

Posted by: tubal at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (Gqar8)

335 Oil is high because the Ukes are bombing Russian oil refineries

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (f8snw)

336 Iran pinky promised not to do any weapons research for 10 years. That meant that they'd never get any nuclear weapons ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:28 AM (pfZGz)

Grand Mullah issued a "no new nukes" Fatwa!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (AKptf)

337 Art is nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (KRh8R)

338 The war with Iran, which began in February, has cost the U.S. military at least $47.1 billion as of mid-October, according to a new estimate from U.S. Central Command obtained by CBS News.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So, about a week's worth of the phony public services budget.
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 09:27 AM (Y8DZ

We've given Ukraine almost 200 billion.

Posted by: polynikes at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (Ti9vn)

339 336 Iran pinky promised not to do any weapons research for 10 years. That meant that they'd never get any nuclear weapons ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:28 AM (pfZGz)

Grand Mullah issued a "no new nukes" Fatwa!

Posted by: runner at October 29, 2026 09:30 AM (AKptf)

========

It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 09:31 AM (pfZGz)

340 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

341 326 “This happens to be something I know a little bit about,” Obama said. “I didn’t fire any missiles, I engaged in diplomacy.

Cause and effect you dumb mother fucker. Learn it. Your ' diplomacy ' is why we are where we are right now with Iran.
Posted by: polynikes

Indeed, had Bill Clinton done back in Mogadishu back in '92 what Ethiopia accomplished a decade later in a single week, there factually would have been no OBL, no 9/11 no endless wars.

Had Bill Clinton been CAPABLE of taking his eyes ways from the superbowl for 30 seconds to give the kill authorization on OBL, ibid...

Remember who did this:
"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans."
-- Bill Clinton '93 just before he pulled out of Somalia.


To abandon this area now -- and to rely only on efforts against alQaeda from a distance -- would significantly hamper our ability to keep the pressure on al Qaeda, and create an UNACCEPTABLE RISK of additional attacks on our homeland and our allies.
-- OBAMA'09

What is the vital national interest? -- IceKingJOE'21

Posted by: MANFRED the heat Seeking OBOE at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (UCg/u)

342 Jensen Huang is apparently going to join Elon Musk as a tech billionaire who learns how expensive it is to not be a Trump hater.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 29, 2026 09:33 AM (2ap+5)

343 "I shouldn't even post what I'm feeling cause I don't wanna be so negative."

Quit reading the lamestream media. Quit looking at polls. They are fake anyway.

Everything is designed to make you feel negative.

Worry today only ruins tomorrow.

So
just
stop

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 29, 2026 09:38 AM (5Op5D)

344 a high-speed train collision

... there is one point in favor of the existing California High Speed Rail .. nobody has been killed

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)

345
Leftists Claim to Love the Homeless Until an Illegal Alien Tries to Murder Them




Streets-living junkie bum America is learning the same thing that Black America is starting to realize. The commie cocksuckers in the Donkey Party don't give a shit about them, never have. They are just convenient tools to use in their campaign to destroy Western Civilization.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (iqcvy)

346 Odd that O’Keefe and co. get prosecuted for election tampering, along with the guy that got sent to prison years ago for a farcical FB post telling people to vote on Wednesday after election day, yet nothing on the fake pollsters posting made up numbers showing big leads for democrat candidates. Hmmmm, related?

Posted by: Advo at October 29, 2026 10:01 AM (jO4mz)

347 Alaska's governor is ordering an investigation into Democrat Mary Peltola's Senate campaign over an alleged scheme to confuse voters by recruiting a Senate candidate with the same name as Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan.

The governor cited new reporting suggesting an organized effort to misdirect votes and directed state authorities to determine whether any laws were broken or charges are warranted.

Peltola's campaign has denied involvement in recruiting the candidate.

"The evidence will determine what happens next."

... now compare that to ...

“Avoid the line. Vote from home.”
“Text ‘Hillary’ to 59925.”
“Vote for Hillary and be a part of history.”

The scheme was charged as conspiracy to interfere with voting rights under the Ku Klux Klan Act

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2026 10:03 AM (RHGPo)

348 Ben Had, is Talarico winning?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 29, 2026 10:25 AM (YobFY)

349 Good morning, and thanks J.J.

"Investigative journalists James O’Keefe and Cameron Higby have been hit with felony charges by left-wing Minneapolis prosecutors for their video exposing vulnerable loopholes in Minnesota’s elections."

Seems to tie into the abundance of 'news,' nationally and locally, of PDT (administration) & possible interference with the mid-term elections elections.

A few examples: 'Inside the DOJ's Unlawful Push to Interfere in the 2026 ...'; "The New Worst-Case Scenario for Election Officials: Federal Interference” and "Trump Appointees Asked a Federal Cybersecurity Agency to Secretly Acquire A Voting Machine - and Hack It.'

And online alerts: Trump appointees - unnamed, stationed at DHS - asked cybersecurity agency to SECRETLY HACK voting machine ahead of midterms, and the results of the secret hack were to be passed directly back to the White House.

Did it happen? Reportedly, DHS and CISA declined to deny the event and the White House issued a broad statement defending the President's overall record.

So what? Trump is the head of the Executive Branch of the Federal Government and CISA has only been strengthened over recent years.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (NFX2v)

350 Around since about 2007, but with it's "official" launch in 2018, CISA's powers grew from being a passive advising agency to operational cyber defense. (2021, given administrative subpoena authority and via Executive Order, Mandatory Federal Cyber Defenses. 2022, Cyber Incident Reporting for Critical Infrastructure; 2024 designation as National Coordinator for the Security and Resilience of U.S. Critical Infrastructure. 2026, Information Sharing Protections were reauthorized by Congress.)

It's much stronger & more legally empowered than it was at its inception in 2018, and has a newly released 4 year roadmap.

But for some who've formerly worked for or with CISA's election teams in past years, election interference is always possible 'cause Trump & DOGE.

By mid-2025, nearly 1,000 CISA employees, roughly one-third of the agency’s workforce, had left or been removed from active service. True.

However, CISA relied on massive networks of federal contractors to handle everything from soup to nuts. They were rarely based in D.C., often working remotely from home and/or at regional tech hubs nationwide. When congressional watchdogs & agency defenders complain

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 29, 2026 11:11 AM (NFX2v)

351 about less staffing, they always mix fulltime civil servants with contract operations AND unneeded administrative positions and 'probationary hires' that DHS brought into federal service. (And not everyone who departed chose to leave contracting with the federal government nor were given the gate by CISA/DOGE. Many were reassigned to work for other federal agencies.)

The President leads the Executive Branch and is the only executive official elected by the entire nation. The elected position has authority to redirect agencies like CISA if/when it's believed the agency is overreaching or misallocating taxpayer resources. (Restructure departments, reallocate budgets, place officials on leave when necessary to align with the administration's goals.)

Former career officials & state administrators argue for an independent bureaucracy when it comes to national security & law enforcement.

State officials point to the Constitution which gives states the primary authority of managing elections. To them, Federal agencies exist to support them as partners, thus requiring "voluntary trust" on all sides.

And for all times, sour grapes towards PDT, Elon Musk & all not in step.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 29, 2026 11:12 AM (NFX2v)

Daily Tech News 29 October 2026

Top Story


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Beep beep beep beep beep.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:01 AM (odBC9)

2 Morgen.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 29, 2026 04:01 AM (iIyc0)

3 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:05 AM (WZjs1)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 29, 2026 04:06 AM (sAmhv)

6 G'day.
(which I think is "good morning" in 'stralian)

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:07 AM (odBC9)

7 G'day means g'day.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 29, 2026 04:09 AM (BLOW1)

8 >>>Disclaimer: Beep beep beep beep beep.

The "ready!" sound made by the fries machine where let-go Microsoft employees are going to be working?

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:09 AM (odBC9)

9 7 G'day means g'day.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at October 29, 2026 04:09 AM (BLOW1)

Good morning!

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:10 AM (odBC9)

10 "Can we be total dipshits?"

"I don't know.... cannnn you?"

"*sigh*. MAY we be total dipshits?"

"Yes, go ahead. And wash your hands when you're done."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:10 AM (aKiSo)

11 SpaceX has told the FAA it is planning for 10,000 launches per year.
****

I wonder if that would include launches for fueling tankers for starship missions to the moon.


Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:12 AM (WZjs1)

12 I wonder if that would include launches for fueling tankers for starship missions to the moon.

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:12 AM (WZjs1)

Imagine the future where the kitchen-table political issues include bitching about the price of gas in space.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:13 AM (aKiSo)

13 Top of the Melb'n to you!

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:15 AM (odBC9)

14
It's gonna get kind of cluttered out there, all that orbiting junk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 04:18 AM (mmrXZ)

15 It's gonna get kind of cluttered out there, all that orbiting junk.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 04:18 AM (mmrXZ)

You could build little space stations that collect all the junk, then bring it all to an orbital recycling station, and refine it back into components that could be used to build and repair other orbital vehicles without needing to bring new material up from Earth.

Eh, who am I kidding. They'd just pretend they're recycling it and then throw it out anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:20 AM (aKiSo)

16 Beep beep beep beep beep.

Joke Punchline: "Watch out! She's backing up!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 29, 2026 04:24 AM (l3cgK)

17 Imagine the future where the kitchen-table political issues include bitching about the price of gas in space.
****

Starship uses methane and liquid oxygen. The plan is to have tankers in orbit to fuel trips to the moon. If water (ice deposits) is found to be abundant, production of liquid oxygen will be much easier than shipping it to the moon. Half of the production of fuel for missions to Mars would be solved.

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:28 AM (WZjs1)

18 15 You could build little space stations that collect all the junk, then bring it all to an orbital recycling station, and refine it back into components that could be used to build and repair other orbital vehicles without needing to bring new material up from Earth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:20 AM (aKiSo)

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

19 Good Morning pixel people. going back to sleeep, 0 dark 30 is way to early for me.

MS is still a total CF, always has been.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 29, 2026 04:31 AM (Q/FnY)

20 Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:20 AM (aKiSo)

(aKiSo) sounds like it might be from one of those languages that was being discussed on the ONT.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

21 Bacon, toast and cheese omelet
Getting up early has its privileges

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 04:38 AM (Ia/+0)

22 Starship uses methane and liquid oxygen. The plan is to have tankers in orbit to fuel trips to the moon. If water (ice deposits) is found to be abundant, production of liquid oxygen will be much easier than shipping it to the moon. Half of the production of fuel for missions to Mars would be solved.
Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:28 AM (WZjs1)

"Congressman Schmoopydoop voted to allow trillionaires like Elon Musk to use our precious oxygen to fuel his greed rockets to Occupied Mars. Our Children need that oxygen to breathe. Can you vote for someone who doesn't want Our Children to breathe?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:39 AM (aKiSo)

23 19 Good Morning pixel people. going back to sleeep
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 29, 2026 04:31 AM (Q/FnY)

... perchance to dream.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

24 Re space junk. See the Kessler Effect. It's a potential problem. We're not near the threshold yet, and we want to make sure we never get there. The damned Chicoms don't give a shit and may be a problem.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at October 29, 2026 04:46 AM (w6EFb)

25
That's good, right?
Right?
That's... A lot.
Honestly, pretty useful. Usefuller if it were a plug-in hybrid, but still useful.
Just now figured this out, apparently.
May be?
Disclaimer: Beep beep beep beep beep.

A Pixy of few words.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:46 AM (odBC9)

26 Microsoft is offering buyouts to around 60,000 employees
****

When the AI (funding) bubble pops, having a much reduced payroll may allow the company to surf the downward lurch.

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:50 AM (WZjs1)

27
Eh, who am I kidding. They'd just pretend they're recycling it and then throw it out anyway.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

==================

And there's Jane Jetson sorting her trash as if it mattered a damn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at October 29, 2026 04:51 AM (mmrXZ)

28 BBC

Flávio Bolsonaro denies fleeing Brazil after landing in Miami

The defeated Brazilian candidate claims to be the victim of a coup d’état and political persecution, recycling unsubstantiated allegations of “electoral fraud”.

"unsubstantiated"
Does that belong in a headline?

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

29 I don't forsee China continuing to exist as a unified state much longer.

Yes, yes, thousands of years, blah de blah, but as a State they've only existed for a few generations. They can't continue on the trajectory they're on, and their perverse lazy idiot version of smash and grab authoritarianism, which frankly is infecting the entire world again these days, has proven time and time again to be less than helpful for a nation's longevity. The State can't change without ceding the fragile, fake, fear-based pseudo-legitimacy it still has, so it can't adapt. Which means, it will inevitably die.

So hopefully we only have to deal with the crooked little bastards shitting up our orbit for a few more generations.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:51 AM (aKiSo)

30 28 BBC

Flávio Bolsonaro denies fleeing Brazil after landing in Miami

The defeated Brazilian candidate claims to be the victim of a coup d’état and political persecution, recycling unsubstantiated allegations of “electoral fraud”.

"unsubstantiated"
Does that belong in a headline?
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

Forget about the propriety of opinion based terms in news headlines. It's simply false. It doesn't belong anywhere.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:53 AM (aKiSo)

31 30 28 BBC

Flávio Bolsonaro denies fleeing Brazil after landing in Miami

The defeated Brazilian candidate claims to be the victim of a coup d’état and political persecution, recycling unsubstantiated allegations of “electoral fraud”.

"unsubstantiated"
Does that belong in a headline?
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

Forget about the propriety of opinion based terms in news headlines. It's simply false. It doesn't belong anywhere.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:53 AM (aKiSo)

Maybe they'll have to retract it.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:54 AM (odBC9)

32 I would like to see an America led coalition of South American nations band together and curb-stomp this Lula shithead.

And don't look at me like that. I was never all that upset about Iraq or Afghanistan, either.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:55 AM (aKiSo)

33 Maybe they'll have to retract it.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:54 AM (odBC9)

Maybe someone should jam a gun in their mouth and take their passports away from them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:56 AM (aKiSo)

34 BBC ... Maybe they'll have to retract it.
****

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*cough, cough*hahahahahahhahahahahahaha(thud)

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:57 AM (WZjs1)

35 That headline is rage inducing.

How the fuck does the guy who is literally making the accusation of the election being stolen *from him* get described as "recycling" the allegation?

Did that crazy orange man whisper into his ear, huh? Did he destroy his own passport and un-ass his country toot-sweet as part of some bizarre stunt?

And did the BBC take their payment from The Party in good old USD, or in whatever the fuck trinkets and beads Brazil is scraping together for a currency these days?

So many questions....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:00 AM (aKiSo)

36 I keep trying to leave
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 05:03 AM (Ia/+0)

37 Also maybe don't brag that your buddy's opponent had to flee the country after losing an election. "LOL he says he didn't flee but he totally did hurr durr what a loser".

Are these people actually retarded?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:04 AM (aKiSo)

38
The damned Chicoms don't give a shit and may be a problem.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone

================

Typical. I hope we can knock their junk sculptures out of orbit and send them zinging into space. But first, we should slap a label on it: "Dear Extraterrestrials, if you find this, it came from the shit country of China on planet Earth. If you ever reach us, consider them hostile and tasty."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at October 29, 2026 05:06 AM (mmrXZ)

39 Are these people actually retarded?
****

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 05:06 AM (WZjs1)

40 Ball up all the space junk on a regular schedule and huck it straight at Beijing.

Hopefully the explosion helps burn out at least some of the stink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:09 AM (aKiSo)

41 I read the contemporary historical debates of the “cold war”, the Soviets were straight up SOBs, but they oftentimes had a point in their official responses. The BBC just sounds like an 5th grader. Very sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 05:12 AM (X3owK)

42 The writer of that fluff piece for Ford did not mention the tremendous amounts of money wasted on electric vehicle fantasies. Vaporware.

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 05:12 AM (WZjs1)

43 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 29, 2026 05:13 AM (Hbeqj)

44 Fathom. That is a term of measurement for water....under water.

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 05:13 AM (WZjs1)

45 The new almost built high speed rail in California is going to use the latest in tech to control their trains. Signal flags like the navy uses between ships, they can't afford to use the European tech as its to expensive. But it works so well in Spain, the best high speed network in Europe. Single track for the California high speed trains, what could go wrong.

Posted by: colin at October 29, 2026 05:14 AM (CiQE7)

46 Some bacteria thrive in these conditions. Some in those. People are the same way. Very Darwinian.

Posted by: Accomack at October 29, 2026 05:16 AM (4qMiv)

47 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 29, 2026 05:19 AM (VyBeY)

48 They focus grouped the idea of calling it the "Ford ToasterInABathtub", but it didn't score quite as high.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:22 AM (aKiSo)

49 41 I read the contemporary historical debates of the “cold war”, the Soviets were straight up SOBs, but they oftentimes had a point in their official responses. The BBC just sounds like an 5th grader. Very sad.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 05:12 AM (X3owK)

The key to good propaganda is that it has some kernel of truth to it, and it's the skillful sleight of hand that bends that truth into a lie that's perceived as truth. (Heck, in some cases the point of propaganda is to replace an easy lie with a difficult truth... but that's not my point here)

Propaganda is not merely lying your face off. That's just called "Lying Your Face Off".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:25 AM (aKiSo)

50 It's become very easy for "legacy" media outlets to tell bald faced lies and get no pushback. It's as if the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect has been short circuited, because that effect relies upon people having some level of expertise in at least one topic to use as their standard to perceive when a previously trusted source has just told them a naked lie.

If you don't know anything about anything, then you'll never be able to use that handy mechanism to escape the hamster-wheel of shiny idiots in business wear shouting nonsense at you as if it were holy writ, never to be questioned.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:30 AM (aKiSo)

51
Hmm, a 22kW standby generator installed costs maybe $20k, as long as the state of California hasn't banned it. Ford Fathom supplies 10kW, costs $30k, doubles as transportation in case of emergency, and probably gets you a rebate in California. Nope, still not a good deal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at October 29, 2026 05:36 AM (mmrXZ)

52 Old time hymn- from the 1770's, "Rock of Ages":

https://tinyurl.com/5eduxj87

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 05:36 AM (JrHfD)

53 Maybe there's some new variant of Gell-Mann Amnesia that I'm falling prey to, here.

Your receptors can become too finely tuned to picking out even the trivial, inconsequential lies and errors in the daily fire hose of news-slop we're all subjected to against our will. (Why is there "news" on my damned refrigerator?!?!)

Then, when they drop a real top-shelf cutting-edge doozy of a clanking lie in your lap, it pegs your meter and flings you into the kind of tantrum that makes you look like a nutjob to any sane person with a life....

Call it the "Waraiotoko Bullshit Effect", I guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:37 AM (aKiSo)

54 Radio Havana wasn’t too objectionable at all, at least during their top of the hour news roundup. It seemed to be relatively even handed and authoritative recounting world news. Their editorial stance was lunatic insane, but there was a clear and obvious demarcation.

This is modern “journalism” now for decades in the West. Puff piece, left wing twaddle, amateurish opinion pieces passed off as straight “news”.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 05:38 AM (X3owK)

55 God answers when we call . Devotional on Psalm 145:14-21

https://tinyurl.com/4n2kw5k2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 05:39 AM (JrHfD)

56 Cow can't stop listening to 80's rock music:

https://tinyurl.com/44rdzw43

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 05:43 AM (JrHfD)

57 It's become very easy for "legacy" media outlets to tell bald faced lies and get no pushback.
———

Except, they are now loss leaders, nobody under 55 years watches, and nobody believes anything they say. I use them, if at all, as a contrary indicator.

Merely by the headline, I know instantly the Brazil election is hinky. They are like the North Star of contrary indicators now. Whatever they say is bullshit. Count on it.

Hell of a “legacy”.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 05:43 AM (X3owK)

58 Hell of a “legacy”.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 05:43 AM (X3owK)

Heh. Great point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:44 AM (aKiSo)

59 That's right. I just invented "yelling at the news".

....

Maybe i really am a millennial, after all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:46 AM (aKiSo)

60 Merely by the headline, I know instantly the Brazil election is hinky. They are like the North Star of contrary indicators now. Whatever they say is bullshit. Count on it.

Hell of a “legacy”.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 05:43 AM (X3owK)

exactly right.

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 29, 2026 05:48 AM (VyBeY)

61 Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000 employees.

27% of their workforce. That's kind of a lot. They're in trouble.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 29, 2026 05:50 AM (O7YUW)

62
California high speed trains, what could go wrong.
Posted by: colin

===========

When that never-to-be-finished boondoggle's death certificate is finally signed, its scattered components should be left in place and stamped or painted, "This is your brain on democrat governance. "

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at October 29, 2026 05:52 AM (mmrXZ)

63 "Hope in a hero". God with us in difficult times and when things seem hopeless . "Our daily bread" devotional . 1st Chronicles 16:12-27

https://tinyurl.com/yx5b3nbj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 05:52 AM (JrHfD)

64 A good evening and morning for a Thor's Day. satellites and satraps!

Microsoft is offering buyouts? I remember when my old employer did that back in about 2016. If I'd been prepared to retire then, I'd have grabbed it. They told us the package included assistance in finding a new job. I was the only one who asked, "What about if you want to relocate?" The people running the seminar looked at me as if I had two heads -- as if nobody would ever consider leaving Da Swamp.

Anyway! Whassup?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 05:53 AM (wzUl9)

65 "AI, can you fire 60,000 people for me?"

"OK. You're fired. 59,999 to go."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:55 AM (aKiSo)

66 They'll happily consider letting go sixty thousand people to try to make ends meet.

But they'll never consider axing the hundred odd people who created the situation where sixty thousand people had to be let go.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 05:59 AM (aKiSo)

67 Happy Thursday, everyone. Time to share a nice story.

Dad got his disabled veteran plates and he and mom were having a tough time installing the front one. They finally ended up at the local AAA office. The kid working at the repair department asked if he could help. Once mom explained what was going on, he and brought out Allen Wrenches and put on the new plate in the front. Mom asked him what she owed and he said no charge.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 06:03 AM (BpO1e)

68 Oh, my problem with time.gov vanished on its own. I checked my laptop at the coffee shop; still the same problem. The site worked fine on a library computer. Then, on my third refresh of the site (Command + R on a Mac), the actual times came back; same for my desktop. And so they have remained. Odd.

I did call up Spectrum and got their 1 Gb speed package, 2x my current setup, for $40/month less than I'm paying now. They're shipping me the modem/router; should be easy to hook up. Then I'll bring the old unit to one of their local offices. The lady I spoke with was in Kansas and was very sharp. A major improvement over customer "service" with the old firm, Cox.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

69 But they'll never consider axing the hundred odd people who created the situation where sixty thousand people had to be let go.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Sort of like "We'll do everything in our power to hold onto good people except give them more money."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 06:04 AM (BpO1e)

70 Temp is 64-68 F. depending who you ask, humidity up but little wind. Good workout conditions. Of course, the motivation has to be found and wrestled into compliance. Maybe I need a trap like those "spay and release" devices you use on feral cats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 06:12 AM (wzUl9)

71 I told my children that they need to be "exploited" by the enterprise. If they are not producing more than what they are being paid, the enterprise will fail and they will lose their jobs.

The only people that are not exploited are govt. workers. In most cases, they are paid more than they are worth.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 29, 2026 06:20 AM (LOvBA)

72 But they'll never consider axing the hundred odd people who created the situation where sixty thousand people had to be let go.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Sort of like "We'll do everything in our power to hold onto good people except give them more money."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 06:04 AM (BpO1e)

Funny how it quickly comes on the heels of this:

The Trump administration suspended Microsoft and several other major tech firms from a U.S. green-card sponsorship program on October 8, 2026, alleging misuse of employment-based visa programs while protecting American jobs. Microsoft was also the largest filer of PERM applications, the first step in the permanent labor certification process, according to Labor Department data.

- DDG AI

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 06:21 AM (dK+Kv)

73 Imagine the future where the kitchen-table political issues include bitching about the price of gas oxygen in space.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 29, 2026 06:22 AM (LOvBA)

74 mornin yall. How long can that EV truck provide 10kw? An hour? Or 1kw for 10 hours. And then you have a dead battery and can't go anywhere. At least a 10k generator can have fuel on site for a week or more.

You can buy three 3600w battery packs with 15amp inverters for about $3k. They can even be recharged from a vehicle with an internal combustion engine. One that can go get more fuel instead of sitting their like a brick.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 06:23 AM (MWfyi)

75 The Trump administration suspended Microsoft and several other major tech firms from a U.S. green-card sponsorship program

"You guys know that we have a LOT of Americans earning Computer Science degrees, right?"

"But we don't want those people! We want the ones who will save us money!"

Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 06:27 AM (BpO1e)

76
Amazon is planning to judge engineers by how much they achieve, rather than how much they cost the company.


After a prolonged and heated internal debate and struggle sessions' marathon, Microsoft has concluded that water is wet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2026 06:27 AM (GksGT)

77 You can buy three 3600w battery packs with 15amp inverters for about $3k. They can even be recharged from a vehicle with an internal combustion engine. One that can go get more fuel instead of sitting their like a brick.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 06:23 AM (MWfyi)

You can run minimal house needs off a commodity 7500 W generator for quite a while for comparative pennies.

That Ford rolling structure fire is a solution in search of a prblem.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 29, 2026 06:28 AM (dK+Kv)

78
Microsoft has hit ten quarters in a row of record-breaking revenues.

Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000 employees.


If you want good treatment by a company, be a shareholder.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 06:30 AM (eRlcH)

79 Amazon is planning to judge engineers by how much they achieve, rather than how much they cost the company.

... it is amazing how different tech companies handle the "review process".

The worst are when the entire review process is handled like all the engineers are working in the marketing department .. they give you the objectives of the marketing department and tell you to evaluate yourself based on metrics like company ROI.

Others will express their support (or lack thereof) thru the stock grant program. When you have to be in the top level to get a promotion, it pretty much signals when you might want to be ready to find the door.

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2026 06:33 AM (gWCxi)

80 @68/Wolfus: "They're shipping me the modem/router"

Before you hook it up, look its model number up at:
https://tinyurl.com/yuhfcwws

If it's got an Intel Puma 5 or 6 chipset, you probably don't want it. Intel Puma 7 might be okay, but I'd lean towards asking for a modem on their compatibility list that had a Broadcom chipset.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 29, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)

81
Old time hymn- from the 1770's, "Rock of Ages":


Soon to be updated, when the space junk begins auguring in, to "Rock of Ages, Dropped On Me"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2026 06:36 AM (GksGT)

82 If you want good treatment by a company, be a shareholder.

... you can own millions of dollars worth of stock in stome of these hi tech firms and still be an owner of only 1/1,000,000,000 of the company.

Besides, how did that work for Steve Jobs (in the beginning)

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2026 06:37 AM (gWCxi)

83 Congratulations to the Brewers! Great team playing great baseball! The silly announcers kept calling it "throwback" baseball because they don't strike out and don't hit home runs, they play great defense a d run the bases well.

At the end of the game, the manager hugged his first baseman and said to him,

“You’re gonna be a rich fucker. Just remember when you’re on that horse shit Yankee team and you’re all playing for yourselves….just remember this is way we used to do it”

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2026 06:37 AM (OuHuW)

84 Hmm. The Daily Mail this morning:

"wild fairy penguin populations face increasing pressures from climate change."

This may be ok. Who the hell wants a bunch of wild fairy penguins around?

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 06:38 AM (MWfyi)

85 66 sums the problem up in a nutshell.

now multiply by hundreds of thousands of organizations across the country (and don't forget the gummint!) and see another thing that is driving our civilization to the brink.

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 29, 2026 06:38 AM (VyBeY)

86 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 06:39 AM (RIvkX)

87
Amazon is planning to judge engineers by how much they achieve, rather than how much they cost the company.

*gasps!*

This is revolutionary. What will the MBAs say? Hitherto, employees are only a cost center. By accepting a paycheck, engineers are stealing from shareholders.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 06:40 AM (eRlcH)

88 huh, Brewers won the Series, then? yay.

there will be joy in many towns in Wisconsin today!

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 29, 2026 06:42 AM (VyBeY)

89

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 29, 2026 06:43 AM (D7VIl)

90 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 29, 2026 06:43 AM (FAxhF)

91
Wild fairy penguins? Cross dressers all. (Are they the diseased detritus from yet another Kathleen Kennedy "Swap Their Genders and Make It Gaaaaay" reboot -- of "Happy Feet", perhaps?)

It's the wild feral penguins that'll shiv you when you're otherwise distracted.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2026 06:44 AM (GksGT)

92 Has anybody noticed that "Mission Statements" have fallen by the wayside. At least pretty much.

They all read something like ..

"Customer Delight Thru Continuous Improvement"

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2026 06:44 AM (gWCxi)

93 Elke Sommer has passed away. She was born in Berlin in 1940. I did not know that.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 06:45 AM (MWfyi)

94
They all read something like ..

"Customer Delight Thru Continuous Improvement"
Posted by: SMOD


Slap "Valued" in front of of "Customer" and you'll arrive at the punchline to THAT joke.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2026 06:48 AM (GksGT)

95 Posted by: NR Pax at October 29, 2026 06:03 AM (BpO1e

That is a nice story. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 06:49 AM (JrHfD)

96 A nice school bus driver story. "Sunny Skyz" story:

https://tinyurl.com/ykdxdkak

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 29, 2026 06:53 AM (JrHfD)

97 A major improvement over customer "service" with the old firm, Cox.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 29, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

Two tin cans and a length of string would be an improvement over Cox(suckers).

Don't know that Spectrum is any better. It took two months for them to rewire from the street, but at least I got a fresh sidewalk from it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2026 06:54 AM (1Ff7Z)

98 Elke Sommer has passed away. She was born in Berlin in 1940. I did not know that.
Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 06:45 AM (MWfyi)
=====

I only knew her from Gene Rayburn swooning on Match Game.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 06:55 AM (RIvkX)

99
The silly announcers kept calling it "throwback" baseball because they don't strike out and don't hit home runs, they play great defense a d run the bases well.

This is the problem with the Yankees. Their team is built around two pillars: hitting home runs and striking opponents out. If they can't do that, they can't hit for contact, move from station to station, run the bases or field the ball.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 06:57 AM (eRlcH)

100 It's become very easy for "legacy" media outlets to tell bald faced lies and get no pushback.
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Except, they are now loss leaders, nobody under 55 years watches, and nobody believes anything they say. I use them, if at all, as a contrary indicator.
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Especially on local TV news, where I find the purest distillation of the Current Message.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 06:58 AM (RIvkX)

101 I'd lean towards asking for a modem on their compatibility list that had a Broadcom chipset.

... when Hoc Tan bought LSI, it had cornered the market on Fax/Modem chips (as the market had shrumk so much) expecially with HP ALL-In_one devices. The margins (his minimum is 40% or you're fired) were damn good, but Hoc Tan wanted much more, so he told HP he was doubling the price, so HP revived Conexant.

Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2026 06:59 AM (gWCxi)

102 SpaceX has told the FAA it is planning for 10,000 launches per year. (WCCFTech)

That's... A lot.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM


Just from the one Starbase, he clarified on X.

Posted by: SciVo at October 29, 2026 06:59 AM (ke3zm)

103 Our local newspaper asks:

"Can Donald Trump run for president in 2028?"

A deep dive by top journalists reveals that no, Donald Trump can not run for President again. Give those guys a Pulitzer or something.

Posted by: fd at October 29, 2026 07:01 AM (MWfyi)

104 JJS.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 07:04 AM (NcvvS)

105 JJS.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 29, 2026 07:04 AM (NcvvS)

Already?! I haven't even finished all of my Halloween candy!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 29, 2026 07:05 AM (1Ff7Z)

106 You can run minimal house needs off a commodity 7500 W generator for quite a while for comparative pennies.

Inverter generator, which doesn't run at 3600RPM ALL THE TIME, of that class 1-2 gallons per hour. Some people use/store ethanol free gasoline since ethanol destroys small engines and their fuel lines. So what? $4/gallon? 24 hours, not doing laundry, not doing dishes, not taking long showers, not running the A/C—unless its a variable speed, LED lighting...

Still going to be a whole lot more expensive than a utility bill on a per/day basis, but yes, cheaper than an EV truck.

Ford did make a gasoline hybrid that people in Texas, during the Freeze-Out of Feb-2021 were using to power their homes for the week of intermittent (at best) power.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 07:08 AM (pUU4E)

107 103, yeah, wow, deep-think rocket surgeons, every one of 'em ...

I say that the law intends a limit of two terms consecutively ... the debacle of 2020 interrupted the series, so he is indeed entitled to run in 2028.

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 29, 2026 07:09 AM (VyBeY)

108 SpaceX has told the FAA it is planning for 10,000 launches per year.

Could you imagine their fuel bill?

Falcon-9:

• 350-380 metric tons of LOX
• 120-150 metric tons of RP-1 kerosene (40k-50k gallons)
• 500 metric tons of propellant

Falcon Heavy: 1300-1500 metric tons
Starship: > 4500 metric tons (based on load-out)

Posted by: Community Notes at October 29, 2026 07:13 AM (+4Cf6)

109 >>>SpaceX has told the FAA it is planning for 10,000 launches per year. (WCCFTech)

Lunches. They said "lunches."

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 07:29 AM (odBC9)

Wednesday Night ONT - October 28, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and fully stocked. Step up and place your order. JQ has the bar keys, so be nice.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors.

If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

[Top photo: Half price pumpkins before Halloween at Home Depot? Sign of the end times for sure.]

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ONT Debate Society

I know what you're thinking: "It is almost Halloween and I have opinions on candy. Wouldn't it be great if there was somewhere on the interweb that I could defend the honor of my favorites and rain scorn on those with incorrect opinions on their favorites?" Yeah...anyway, I gathered all the names of all the candy I could think of or find on the interweb and put them into a virtual randomizer. The results are below.

1) Reese's Pieces - after Mars turned down the product placement opportunity for M&Ms, ET made Reece's Pieces famous in the 1982 film. They had only been introduced in 1978. The candy color mix is reportedly a mix of orange (50%), brown (25%), and yellow (25%).

2) Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - these consistently rank at or near the top by sales volume and revenue. They are the top candy by ounces sold and the top seller in 40 of 51 states plus Washington, D.C. Pretty good for a candy that was created in 1928. Remember the famous commercial: "You got chocolate in my peanut butter!/ You got peanut butter in my chocolate!"

3) Baby Ruth - Snickers is the top selling candy bar in the US but Baby Ruth is the plucky underdog with a loyal following. The official company claim is that it was named after Ruth Cleveland, the daughter of President Grover Cleveland. Others have plausibly claimed it was inspired by Babe Ruth, the baseball player.

Baby Ruth bars are similar to Goo Goo Clusters from Nashville. Baby Ruth comes in bar form and Goo Goo Clusters feature more marshmallow. If you like one, you'll likely enjoy the other.

4) Crunch (the bar formerly known as Nestle Crunch) - a Hershey's chocolate bar is good, but adding crisped rice makes the "crunch." The origin story dates to Nestle's factory in Fulton, New York in 1938 when an employee added Rice Crispies to a batch of chocolate at home. Nestle sold the business line in 2018 (including Crunch, Butterfinger, Nerds, Baby Ruth and others), so that is why it is currently known only as Crunch.

Honorable mention for the Nestle Alpine White Chocolate bar with almonds which (I think) was the first widely sold white chocolate candy bar. The interweb says it was discontinued in 1994.

5) Twizzlers - The National Licorice Company was based in Brooklyn, New York. It was formed in 1902 by the merger of Young & Smylie (itself founded in Brooklyn in 1845) with two other licorice makers. Twizzlers were originally introduced in 1929 as black licorice. Fruit-flavored versions (especially strawberry and cherry) were added in the 1960s and eventually overtook black licorice as the best-sellers. The classic red "Twists" most people picture today are strawberry-flavored and do not contain actual licorice extract. Hershey acquired ownership in 1977 which gave Twizzlers marketing and distribution muscle.

6) M&Ms - milk chocolate M&Ms were introduced in 1941 and still outsell peanut M&Ms which were introduced in 1954. M&Ms does not publish enough specifics to know the breakdown between them. M&M stands for Mars & Murrie. The name comes from the two men who created the candy: Forrest Mars Sr. (son of Mars company founder Frank C. Mars) and Bruce Murrie (son of Hershey Chocolate president William F.R. Murrie). Mars bought out Murrie's share around 1949 (war-time chocolate rationing ended and candy sales and distribution grew). The single printed "m" on each piece was added in 1950.



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I asked the interweb for well known local candies in the US. Can anyone confirm these?

Arizona - Cactus Candy - Pink gummies made with prickly pear cactus juice by the long-running Cactus Candy Company.

California - Abba-Zaba - Thick vanilla taffy with peanut butter center (Annabelle Candy Co.)

Florida - Coconut Patties - Chocolate-covered shredded coconut (Anastasia Confections and others)

Idaho - Idaho Spud - Cocoa marshmallow center, chocolate coating, coconut; potato-shaped bar from Idaho Candy Co. (Boise, since 1918 ).

Iowa - Twin Bing - Cherry cream balls coated in peanut-chocolate "hash" (Palmer Candy Co.)

Kansas - Valomilk - Chocolate cups filled with runny marshmallow cream

Kentucky - Blue Monday - Thin chocolate-covered pulled cream (taffy-like) from Ruth Hunt Candies.

Louisiana - Pralines - Classic pecan-and-sugar confections

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Mandatory Maiden

I recently heard someone the interweb suggest that "Caught Somewhere in Time" was a good introduction to Iron Maiden for a newbie. I can't find the video, so I can't validate the rationale but I think it was something along the lines that the song echoes a lot of signature Maiden tempo changes and galloping bass line. The subject matter is also less aggressive than other Maiden songs. Yes, it is a little more synth and a little less gritty than earlier work and it is a lengthy piece, but interesting suggestion. If I was asked, I probably would have gone with "Wasted Years."

What would you suggest? Remember - the question is not the best, most well-known or most typical but the best introduction for a beginner.

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called bigstackD casting. A recurring theme of this feature is my endless fascination that a relatively niche interest - if done well - can find and sustain an audience. Tonight's channel is a great example. It is a YouTube channel dedicated to showing recovery and casting from scrap metal. That's it.

This is one guy in Australia that dumpster dives and visits the scrap yard for trash to melt. He melts almost anything and casts copper, brass, aluminium, silver, and more. Sometimes the end result is a coin or bar. Other times the end result is sculpture.

The intrigue each week is seeing scrap like a compressor or outboard motor or motorcycle and then seeing how much metal he can recover from it. Some lots are things like padlocks, aluminum cans, and bullet casings. He shows each project but keeps track over time as well.

Zero commentary or graphics. No music. All sounds - including the furnace - are natural. He has 1.56 million subscribers and video views in the hundreds of thousands and millions.

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner is an internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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Old school deep cut AC/DC for the big ONT finish:

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be sorted and processed and filed. Are you lurking ????

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1 Now, Smackwater Jack
He bought a shotgun
'Cause he was in the mood
For a little confrontation

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 10:00 PM (jU8k8)

2 Jeepers

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:01 PM (yEz+x)

3 Christmas candy is displacing Halloween candy on the store shelves. Of course, trees and decor have been up for a couple of weeks now.

Looked everywhere and couldn't find a turkey tree. Such a mad rush from trick or treat to ho ho ho.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

4 Hello Mr. REX!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:02 PM (96kpa)

5 4 Hello Mr. REX!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:02 PM
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Howdy COMM!

Posted by: TRex - half price pumpkin dino at October 28, 2026 10:03 PM (XfIK1)

6 Pittsburgh Scanner
South Side. South 14th Street. Caller says an ex-employee is on scene and throwing around slabs of concrete.


Firing Bruce Banner wasn't such a good move, guys.

Posted by: mikeski smash at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

7 Only a fool pays list price for a pumpkin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (vBZcw)

8 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (sAmhv)

9 Favorite candy bar is the $100,000 Bar later changed to the 100 Grand Bar .

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (Ti9vn)

10 Man, wheelchair man proves that you can achieve your dreams of being a thief even if you're crippled! Wonder if he's in league with ATM Man? Thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: RandomDave at October 28, 2026 10:05 PM (aJQbY)

11 Snickers, Miley Way etc, are tasting worse to me. Very plasticky or waxy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 28, 2026 10:05 PM (Vvh2V)

12 A lot of these mainstream candies that used to be chocolate are no longer chocolate. They are "chocolatey".
And the cacao butter is now palm oil or whatever.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:05 PM (88C+u)

13
Judge Carter has DENIED DOJ's request for a TRO requiring California to segregate mail ballots associated with approximately 20,000 registered voters whom federal officials suspect are noncitizens.

Back to the Ninth Circuit, presumably.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:06 PM (mmrXZ)

14 Today was very long, very tiring... but the kids were good, mostly, and at the Trunk or Treat at church, some of my students recognized me!

Posted by: RandomDave at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY)

15 The Marathon Bar was also good.

You can tell I'm a chocolate/caramel combo fan.

Favorite candies are Turtles.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (Ti9vn)

16
I remember Abba-Zabas. Like most taffy, it could pull your teeth out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (mmrXZ)

17 Favorite candy bar is the $100,000 Bar later changed to the 100 Grand Bar .
Posted by: polynikes
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This is the way.
Thanks for the ONT Dino.

Posted by: scampydog at October 28, 2026 10:08 PM (u6hXB)

18 Good evening, y’all! Crazy day.

Thank you, TRex! Now to go read the scanner.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

19 Candy! Yum!

Thanks for the ONT, TRex!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:09 PM (rdVOm)

20 Fucking Arabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5cXss5cPg

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 10:09 PM (jU8k8)

21 Only name candy on that list I know is Abba-Zaba. I've seen cocoanut patties before, and I know what pralines are, but none of the others.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

22 >>Favorite candy bar is the $100,000 Bar later changed to the 100 Grand Bar .

Knuckle bump.

Bought two bags of minis for Halloween among a bunch of other candy knowing full well I won't get that many kids.

Whatever will I do with all these extra 100 Grand Bars?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

23 Iowa - Twin Bing - Cherry cream balls coated in peanut-chocolate "hash" (Palmer Candy Co.)

Can confirm! The plant is in Sioux City and at least one Twin Bing is in every Casey's I've ever been to (which is a lot).

Posted by: pookysgirl, still part of the Casey's Cartel at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (Wt5PA)

24 OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..
🎃

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (96kpa)

25 Reese's was acquired by Hersheys in the early 1960s. Over time Hersheys substituted cheap synthetic ingredients for the original recipe. "Chocolate compound covering" anyone?

They got called out for this a few years ago by one of the Reese family. The Hershey CEO sheepishly admitted the crappification of the product and vowed to restore the original standards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:11 PM (vBZcw)

26 "well known local candies in the US" ....

Almond Roca.....still made in Tacoma!

Posted by: Rex B at October 28, 2026 10:11 PM (sdSI9)

27 ONT Debate Society

Kit-Kat.

With over 400 flavors, past and present, they must have one you like.

Waiting for them to arrive from Japan is the hard part.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

28 OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..
🎃
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (96kpa)

Candy corn and pumpkins from Brach's. Good from September first through Thanksgiving day.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

29 24 OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..

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I find that classic candy corn is the most polarizing of candies. Many love it (including me) but lots of people despise it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:12 PM (vBZcw)

30 Well, I found something AI is good at. I asked it to list occurrences where a gray Hyundai Tuscan was used to steal ATM machines and had a NJ Plate.

Besides the Pittsburgh one....another occurrence took place in Fairfield NJ (unsuccessful). And, another in Worcester, Mass. Same type vehicle. NJ plates...and they got away that time.

Apparently, this is an organized crime issue. And, they use stolen Hyundai's because they don't have an engine immobilizer (thus a walk in the park to steal).

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)

31 When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars. I really liked them. But they were also bigger than the other candy bars for the same price.
I was cheap even back then.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 28, 2026 10:14 PM (Lo97M)

32 >>OK. I confess. I'm a candy corn girl. I know...cheap stuff...can't help it...only for Halloween though..

No shame. I like them too but only around this time of the year. There's a reason they are still made despite what the candy snobs say. I even like the occasional circus peanut. They still make them too for some reason despite absolutely nobody liking them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (viF8m)

33 Neighbor texted me yesterday, that they're going hunting this weekend so their boys won't be treat or treating this weekend.

I'd already bought candy: special stuff for the boys, plus a bag of mixed goodies for anyone else that may show up.

So, I bagged a bunch of it and took over to the mom today. She said the boys were slightly bummed about missing out on candy, although they were excited to go hunting, and will doubtless appreciate the treats.

Wonderful neighbors. Great people.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (rdVOm)

34 Cinnamon Imperials. So simple. So perfect.

They do not seem to sell them much in stores anymore. You can get them on Amazon for like a 2lb bag. They are just as good as brachs.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

35 Marines birthday is Nov 2.

One year, he asked for a peanut butter cup.

I found a recipe, and a false bottom shallow scalloped edge pan and made one. Melted good chocolate, made my own peanut butter cream. It was awesome. And quite large. Suffice to say, it was enough for the party.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (yEz+x)

36 I'd already bought candy: special stuff for the boys, plus a bag of mixed goodies for anyone else that may show up.

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Toss some wax lips into the bag. Scares the hell out of the deer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (vBZcw)

37 Apparently, this is an organized crime issue. And, they use stolen Hyundai's because they don't have an engine immobilizer (thus a walk in the park to steal).
Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)

This is a situation that cries out for "bait" ATM's loaded with a cylinder of poison gas. Unplug it from the wall, topple it over into a car trunk, and 30 seconds later, the gas is released.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (Asc1p)

38 Pittsburgh Scanner
Police indicate that this might be a the work of a serial ATM thief. A grey Hyundai Tuscan with a New Jersey plate.


Just the thing you'd expect raiders to be driving.

Posted by: mikeski-wan kenobi at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

39 Caller says that there is a table setup by an organization asking for donations. Caller says that they are making people who walk past them feel bad.
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Al Sharpton Sidewalk Shakedown?

Posted by: scampydog at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (u6hXB)

40 Sorry I'm late, the biology lab needed help. Apparently somebody misplaced some chicken named Abby's brain. We still hadn't found it when I left.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (PMi3m)

41 I like Canada Mints. They went obsolete and then some New England custom company made them. Now obsolete again. I am disappoint.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

42 Can confirm coconut patties in FL. Pralines are everywhere in the south, milk, butter, brown sugar, white sugar, pecans. And they are Pray- lines. You South Carolina people are wrong. lol.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

43 They still make them too for some reason despite absolutely nobody liking them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:15 PM (viF8m)

This, too, is the story of Peeps.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

44 Firefox is begging users to come back, with a 2000s nostalgia campaign.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:19 PM (88C+u)

45 T Rex does it again! Great ONT!

Those folks in Pittsburgh are something else! The dispatchers must have a daily contest for the most unusual call...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

46 Always have a small bowl of candy corn out this time of year. The extent of my seasonal decorating. Used to carve 2 pumpkins and answer the door on Halloween, but have become lazy.

KitKat fans would love going into a Japanese convenience store (Family Mart, Lawson). A zillion flavors.

Years ago I got shikwasa-flavored gummies on Okinawa (another east Asian citrus variety). Fantastic. Have never been able to find them on mainland Japan again. Or online.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:20 PM (U/Byj)

47 I always liked Bun candy - I haven't seen it for awhile but I think it is still being sold.

Candy corn and pumpkins are an abomination. Circus peanuts, peeps, all things marshmallow, and licorice of color too.

Ptooie!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:20 PM (fO5H9)

48 Twix or Kit Kats for me as favorites. Hated Almond Joy.

We used to give out normal size bars and a huge bowlful or two. Very popular. I got tired of kids taller than me showing up with a lame pillowcase. Plus kids and parents driving up the mountain for the good stuff. We are done.

Most of the kids on the street are older now and we are bah humbug. Turn our porch light out and hide with most of the lights off watching tv til 8pm.

We do give stuff to our grands as we love them...not much candy, though as they get tons trick or treating.

It's been awhile since Halloween was on a Saturday. This one will be rocking! I remember one in college and always, always a kegger and total insanity. No one died, dropped a pitcher of beer, or harfed at my keggers. I don't know how but it's true.

I don't put out our fall wreaths til Nov. 1st due to the potential thug issue being mad at me for not answering the doorbell. We did our part for a decade, plus 30yrs in FL, and are retired from stranger's children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (hzuYO)

49 31 When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars.

Come on...you liked throwing them in the pool...🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (96kpa)

50 39 Caller says that there is a table setup by an organization asking for donations. Caller says that they are making people who walk past them feel bad.
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Al Sharpton Sidewalk Shakedown?
Posted by: scampydog at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (u6hXB)
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I, actually, look forward to that nonsense, because it's so easy to wind those people up. They always have one outside the local Cabela's. Sometimes it's anti-gun. Sometimes it's anti-hunting. Sometimes it's something that has nothing to do with that place. But, I seem to be able to always push the right buttons to get them yelling while I cooly stand there smiling having accomplished my mission.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (dIske)

51 My grandmother made almond roca that was better than store-bought... hers was always *fresh* and the toffee would just melt in your mouth.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (rdVOm)

52 >>This, too, is the story of Peeps.

We were young once, and innocent.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (viF8m)

53 Come on...you liked throwing them in the pool.


Doodie!!!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (Jr+re)

54 Howdy Dino! Somewhere in Time (the album) was what got me hooked on Maiden. Wasted Years was my favorite track, followed by Alexander the Great.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 28, 2026 10:22 PM (K3aCg)

55 Candy corn>>>>>Good n Plenty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:23 PM (yEz+x)

56 31 When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars.

Come on...you liked throwing them in the pool...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (96kpa)

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Canadian counterpart to the Baby Ruth is the Oh Henry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Asc1p)

57 33 Wonderful neighbors. Great people. JQ

Lovely!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:24 PM (96kpa)

58 Good evening everyone! Thanks for your ONT patronage.

Posted by: TRex - trick or treat dino at October 28, 2026 10:25 PM (XfIK1)

59 COMM!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:25 PM (yEz+x)

60 These got mentioned twice a few ONTs ago, but Clark Bars are pretty great, too, for a more old-school candy bar. Like a Butterfinger, but lighter. Won't pull out your cavity fillings.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

61 JQ,

I so appreciate your support, and Blonde and tcn support the other night. Ettes are the best. And not dinner whores.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:26 PM (yEz+x)

62 One of me grandfathers used to make Molasses, caramel taffy with home grown walnuts. Then he'd store it in the fridge. I was too young to realize how funny it was at the time, but he kept a ball peen hammer in the kitchen utensil drawer to divvy out pieces. You had to let it sit for a while to soften (which is when we caught up). Very good stuff.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:27 PM (dIske)

63 Sorry I'm late, the biology lab needed help. Apparently somebody misplaced some chicken named Abby's brain. We still hadn't found it when I left.
Posted by: tankdemon


It's just a brain. How far could it get on its own? That doesn't sound normal.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

64 Good sized thunderstorm rolled through here in N WI this evening.

Unusual for this time of year. Thankful it wasn't snow.

Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)

65 We had zero trick-or-treaters last year, which was unusual. So in the spirit of hope, I got a couple small bags of M&Ms for the lil' goblins this year. If no one shows up, the goodies will be gobbled in-house.

I prefer my chocolate plain, unless it is Enstrom's Toffee, which is glorious! Thankfully, they ship world wide.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (D/6p1)

66 In the way-back time of my youth, you could get a 25 cent Baby Ruth that was HUGE (to my rural senses)! It took a coupla sittings to finish it.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (Jr+re)

67
I so appreciate your support, and Blonde and tcn support the other night. Ettes are the best. And not dinner whores.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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You were so right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (mmrXZ)

68 "I fully support your right to abort a child up until the moment of birth, provided you accept the duty to kill your own offspring if they grow up to be a criminal, or a tranny, or a Communist."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (Asc1p)

69 My favorite candy bars are Zero, Hershey's Special dark chocolate bar, and Chuckles, which are gum drops. The last time I bought Reese's Peanut Butter Cups they were awful. The filling had almost no peanut butter flavor. I do like licorice, red, black, and Allsorts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

70 My favourite is Coffee Crisp.

What bugs me though is how much the bars have shrunk in the last 20 years.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (O7YUW)

71 Nurse--

::fistbump::

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)

72 Dark chocolate >>> any other chocolate.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (Jr+re)

73 Payday candy bars were good. I haven't seen one in a long time.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 28, 2026 10:30 PM (Lo97M)

74 That was a nice pitch

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:31 PM (yEz+x)

75
{{{OH my goodness! Nurse!}}}

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:32 PM (96kpa)

76 One of the highlights of the Hershey "Factory" tour is that you can design your own candy bar, which they will make during the tour. Then you can design your own label.

It gets rapped, and likely never makes it to the car.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske)

77 Haribo sugar-free Gummy Bears FTW. Can't get enough of 'em!

Posted by: joe biden at October 28, 2026 10:34 PM (Asc1p)

78 I saw a Chinese with a Werewolf Menu in his hand
And his friend showed up and they got the eggroll

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 10:34 PM (/+uur)

79 @NBCNews

Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.
------

Does NOBODY at NBC have ANY journalistic integrity? Lol, yeah I know--that made you laugh! Just the same, let's explore the errors in this less-than-100-characters tweet:

* "Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away...": You're NBC FRICKING NEWS--are you pretending that your entire organization can't perform accurate and detailed research regarding something "more than 4,000 miles away"? What the hell? From AI:

AI Overview
The longest road distance between two cities/points in the contiguous (continental) United States stretches approximately 3,689 miles...

So NBC basically says that if it didn't take place in the continental United States that THEY aren't competent to report on it and nobody else can either???

* "...the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media". How could a story that isn't even 36 hours old be declared "baseless" by a supposed media outlet?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 10:34 PM (Cjcf6)

80 I always liked the maple sugar candies, but they're not really "hand out" candies and they're difficult to find.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 10:35 PM (CHHv1)

81 For the last few years, I've only bought candy that I probably won't eat. LOL!

All of this year's leftovers will go to the staff at hubby's nursing home.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:35 PM (rdVOm)

82 "Ettes are the best" is one of the entries in my big book of life knowledge stuff. A recent entry is "Do not make Nurse Ratched angry."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 10:37 PM (CHHv1)

83 It gets rapped, and likely never makes it to the car.
Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske)

rapped?

Orson's Morsels. Dey's da bomb!

Chew 'em, crunch 'em, all day long.

Feed 'em to your ho's and bitches,

They won't know which one is which's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:37 PM (Asc1p)

84 The Cheeseheads are gonna do it. Sad for the Rays

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at October 28, 2026 10:38 PM (F3QBk)

85 No love for the New England Confectionary Company Wafer?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:39 PM (PMi3m)

86 Two big omissions in the candy area. Red Hots (and their big cousin fireballs). I think Ferrara candy makes them.
And the entire New England Confectionary Compant. NECCo. Necco Wafers, of course, but also Canada Mints (white/peppermint,.and blue(?)/wintergreen), Waleco Bars, and some others.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 28, 2026 10:39 PM (sl73Y)

87
Nonpareils.

That is all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (eRlcH)

88 Caller says that there is a table setup by an organization asking for donations. Caller says that they are making people who walk past them feel bad.

It's probably those Girl Scout thugs trying to intimidate people into buying their cookies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

89 No love for the New England Confectionary Company Wafer?
Posted by: tankdemon

No. None at all. Sintered talcum powder with artificial flavorings... bleh.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (rdVOm)

90 I always liked Bun candy

The maple ones are the best.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

91 Applets and Cotletts suck.

Supposed to like local stuff. They suck. Horrid. Give me PTSD.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (yEz+x)

92 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are the best easy access candy available in the United States.

A sneaky second choice is this: Buy a Hershey Bar, and then spread a generous portion of a quality peanut butter atop it.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (Cjcf6)

93 85 No love for the New England Confectionary Company Wafer?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:39 PM (PMi3m)

---------

They sell Halloween candies in the fall and calcium antacid tablets the rest of the year, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 10:43 PM (vBZcw)

94 77 Haribo sugar-free Gummy Bears FTW. Can't get enough of 'em!
Oh, joe...you poor, demented fella...🙄...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:43 PM (96kpa)

95 A recent entry is "Do not make Nurse Ratched angry."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

If we are being honest here, we could expand that to include ALL 'Ettes.

Of course, after they throat punch you, they will ask if you've smartened up and would you now like to head to the bar.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (fO5H9)

96 Applets and Cotletts suck.

Supposed to like local stuff. They suck. Horrid. Give me PTSD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (yEz+x)

Ivar's Clam Crunchies: empty clam shells filled with marshmallow and wasabi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (Asc1p)

97 I missed whatever happened last night, I am sorry, Nurse. It’s not fun being on the receiving end of others behaving badly.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

98 >>I always liked the maple sugar candies, but they're not really "hand out" candies and they're difficult to find.

Elvis and I visited my mom today. That's one of the things we talked about. When my folks had a farm in Vermont the farms were too spread out for trick or treating so they had a halloween party for the kids at one of the farms and the favorite candy was local maple sugar candies.

They aren't difficult to find in Vermont. I miss less exciting times.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

99 My ex husband used to call cat turds in the litter box “kitty roca.”

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)

100 >>My ex husband used to call cat turds in the litter box “kitty roca.”

Me too!

*burp*

Posted by: The dog at October 28, 2026 10:46 PM (rdVOm)

101 My ex husband used to call cat turds in the litter box “kitty roca.”
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)

Jill won't let me eat those, the bitch.

Posted by: joe biden at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (Asc1p)

102 In junior high and HS at school, 50 in each class, total of 200 in HS, we had a "store" for recess. We could buy candy and Coke and other stuff. I think pencils but no one bought those.

A friend in junior high got a Reese's Peanut Butter cup with a worm in it and I haven't eaten one since. She also used to buy a packet of peanuts to put in her Coke. I never figured that out. I got a Coke and chips.

A junor high or HS kid ran the place behind a half door and were fine, upstanding students, unlike me.

Special Ed shared the junior high bldg with us, which made it more exciting.

One guy who had googly eyes rode the school bus with us. Older and pervy. Lived on a chicken farm and often had chicken poop on his arm on the bus, which was hideous.

My friend's older college brother drove one year and Charles had to sit on the front seat behind the driver. He still tried to look up our dresses and we'd yell at Jimmy (driver) and he'd wearily tell Charles to turn around. It was hard to tell which eyeball was actually looking cause they rolled around.

I'm sorry this tangented out of the candy bar discussion. Reese's cups brought the memories back.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (hzuYO)

103 Necco Wafers for sure, but never saw Canada Mints. Could be a regional thing.

This thread is making me want some evil sweets. All I have is good Japanese chocolate and some good Alaska Airlines chocolate. Guess I'll survive.

In Japan Kobe (and not just that city) has amazing confectionery companies, usually with German or Russian names. European-style chocolate with Japanese precision and packaging. See's Candy is a big hit there because it's a very different chocolate recipe than Belgian, French or Italian, and of course because it's American, and hard to get. Always the standard gift when visiting.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (U/Byj)

104 Do kids actually like Necco wafers? I always considered them a poor kid candy...and I loved them! Yep. I was a poor kid...😙

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:48 PM (96kpa)

105
Chunky with raisins is among the cruelest candies ever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:48 PM (eRlcH)

106 Fucking Chinese

https://tinyurl.com/5n8h7bba

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 10:49 PM (jU8k8)

107 See's Candy is a big hit there because it's a very different chocolate recipe than Belgian, French or Italian, and of course because it's American, and hard to get. Always the standard gift when visiting.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (U/Byj)

Does Germany have Not See's candy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:50 PM (Asc1p)

108 Great Scanner Night. Bon Scott much appreciated.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:50 PM (r2Icn)

109 95 If we are being honest here, we could expand that to include ALL 'Ettes.

Of course, after they throat punch you, they will ask if you've smartened up and would you now like to head to the bar.

Yessir!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:51 PM (96kpa)

110 I had the Koof last fall and my tastebuds are still out of whack. A staffer at dialysis said it took two years for hers to revert to normal. I was a very serious chocoholic but it just doesn't taste right, no matter the form. So I've pretty much given up on it. And, sadly, chocolate isn't the only problem; practically everything tastes not good. On the plus side I've lost enough weight that I had to buy a whole new winter wardrobe.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 28, 2026 10:52 PM (DK5Sh)

111 A niche candy but a monster hit every Christmas in our neighborhood growing up was La Florentine Torrone Candy from Italy.

Dave DiMinno, the route salesman for the only Italian store within 80 miles did a killer business with them.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:52 PM (fO5H9)

112 Of course, after they throat punch you, they will ask if you've smartened up and would you now like to head to the bar.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:44 PM (fO5H9)

********
Welp. This is surely (Shirley) not about me. Although the throat punch is after the knee to the groin and gouging of eyeballs.

I tried to get the story out of the guy and he wouldn't give names and I gave up. I did ask him to apologize and told him that's what I would do. As far as I know he didn't.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:52 PM (hzuYO)

113 >>Necco Wafers for sure,

Necco stood for the New England Confectionary Company. One of my ex's clients.

She came home after every meeting with Necco wafers. Used them to level tables. They also made those horrid Valentine's Day heart things nobody actually ate.

Nice people though. Very generous to the community.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:53 PM (viF8m)

114 Chunky with raisins is among the cruelest candies ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The Paolo, how you say, he smiled whenever their jingle was played:

*Open wide for Chunky*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:53 PM (fO5H9)

115 ...Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.
------

Does NOBODY at NBC have ANY journalistic integrity?

Posted by: Crusader
---

Depends on how you define integrity.
They swing for the other team.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 10:54 PM (jU8k8)

116 See's Candy is a big hit there
Posted by: rhomboid

Does Germany have Not See's candy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Yeah. It's all white chocolate, though.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 10:55 PM (VHUov)

117
See's Candy is a big hit there because it's a very different chocolate recipe than Belgian, French or Italian, and of course because it's American, and hard to get. Always the standard gift when visiting.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:47 PM (U/Byj)

Does Germany have Not See's candy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=================

Holy fvk comment of the week.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 10:56 PM (mmrXZ)

118 The Big Twelve decided to make its life more difficult:

"The Big 12's conduct policy at athletic events will now include an automatic minimum $100,000 fine and a warning after a first confirmed incident. A second incident at the same game will result in an in-game penalty, such as a 15-yard unsportsmanlike penalty in football or a two-shot technical foul in basketball."

How stupid. We're now affecting the outcome of an athletic event because 1 or 10 or 100 people in the crowd want to shout something that was the not-polite equivalent of "Screw the Mormans"? Really, are entire athletic departments supposed to be on alert about what their crowds might chant?

I can't wait to the completely-unpredictable outcome where a berth in the college football playoffs is more or less determined because 25 college kids chanted something and a penalty or foul was called.

Is EVERYONE in college sports just *retarded*?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 10:56 PM (Cjcf6)

119 Our trick or treaters are hit or miss. The museum behind us does a thing for the kids with candy, so a lot of people just go there.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 102 I'm sorry this tangented out of the candy bar discussion. Reese's cups brought the memories back.
Darlin' ! What a crazy, wild, and disturbing story!
I love that😆...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (96kpa)

121
White chocolate is the negation of chocolate.

Dark chocolate. Semi-sweet. These are real chocolate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (eRlcH)

122 I used to get Skor bars and Charleston Chews a lot when I was in school, though you can't go wrong with a Hershey bar.

I like melting a full size Hershey bar into heated milk, maybe add a ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract, to make hot cocoa.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (PMi3m)

123 My MIL had a 4000 sqft house with Nicos hidden everywhere.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (/+uur)

124 "Does Germany have Not See's candy?"

Don't know. Japan I think just has one store in Tokyo.

Just before I left the east coast for 'splodier climes, See's had started to rent empty mall store space and have stores open from Black Friday to Christmas. Just pre-packed boxes, not choose-your-own. Imagine they did pretty well. And airports in the west used to have See's kiosks.

The See's factory in SF is near the airport, and even closer to the national cemetery. Some time I'm going to drop by that location on the way to see Nimitz's grave at the cemetery (and Turner's, and Spruance's, and Lockwood's, I think, all together).

Stopped by that factory on a ski trip once and saw a tanker (spotless) pull up and connect a hose to the huge "Milk Chocolate" connection out front.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (U/Byj)

125 Candy corn and salted peanuts taste just like a Payday bar..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 28, 2026 10:57 PM (08OqX)

126 No Snowflake tonight.
Rare, but happens.
Winter will be here soon.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 10:58 PM (Sco7b)

127 87
Nonpareils.

That is all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 10:40 PM (eRlcH)
___________________

I'm with you on that. I favor the dark chocolate ones, but I wouldn't turn down the milk chocolate one either. You can keep the butter mint ones. They are a "bridge too far."

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 10:58 PM (dIske)

128 Good night.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 10:58 PM (Sco7b)

129 "Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food and water in preparation for disasters such as

Godzilllra

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur)

130 Send the murderers home
TA fuckin DA
20% drop

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 11:00 PM (/+uur)

131
Do kids actually like Necco wafers? I always considered them a poor kid candy...and I loved them! Yep. I was a poor kid...😙
Posted by: COMountainMarie

===============

It's funny, half the candy I pretended to like as a kid, I actually didn't. I ate it because it was frowned upon.

Necco Wafers we played Holy Communion with. Any other Catholic schoolers?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 11:00 PM (mmrXZ)

132 Evening all,

Computer is back up and running.

We have a spacewalk early in the morning.

NASA - ISS Spacewalk #100 - Menon & Kutryk
International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: October 29, 2026
Time: 8:00 a.m. EDT (1200 UTC, 13:00 CET)

https://youtu.be/jEx83JFP9ng

Posted by: Joyenz at October 28, 2026 11:01 PM (2F0/Y)

133 Necco Wafers we played Holy Communion with.


What did you use for wine?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 28, 2026 11:01 PM (Jr+re)

134 Hey, kid, wanna see somethin' scary?

(Be advised, link to a Siouxsie and the Banshees video that has some moments of intense flashing lights, so epileptic might want to avoid.)

https://youtu.be/ArsWV6LLy3k

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:02 PM (PMi3m)

135 It's been cold at night, so Cat has stayed indoors a couple of times. Until he re-discovered his comfy cushy chair on the enclosed back porch. (I folded back the bottom corner of screen on the screen door.)

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:02 PM (rdVOm)

136 All of this year's leftovers will go to the staff at hubby's nursing home.
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 10:35 PM (rdVOm)

************
You are a sweetheart. For some shifts in hospitals that might serve as dinner for most of the staff.

In the ED someone would make popcorn, put it in a bedpan in a kitchen, and we'd go to town as we passed by. I always liked the vessel chosen.

If an ED doc bought pizza on a horrible night we were like honeybadgers. There was no time for dinner as it was that insane. I look back now and honestly don't know how we did it. I'd still trust any of them with my life or those I loved. It was a great experience for five years and I was honored to be a part of that group. Some saw me years later and about knocked me down with hugs when I appeared to say hi.

It's possibly a little known fact for many that nurses sometimes used to forget to pee it can be so busy til the end of the shift. Bladders? What are they?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:03 PM (hzuYO)

137 Candy corn is great if you're candy-poor and 5 years old.

Grown adults should make better decisions.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:03 PM (Cjcf6)

138 Good evening morons und danke Dino

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

139 At Costco today, I noticed a holiday-themed package of soda pop: Cranberry!

Anyone here try it? They weren't offering samples, so I hesitate to buy an 18-pack of unknown. Even though it seems like it'd be tasty...

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (rdVOm)

140 Posted by: RandomDave at October 28, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY)

It's nice to be recognized in a good way!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (JrHfD)

141 Worked for a senator from a state that was home base for big candy brands. Holiday season the stuff that came in was amazing. Mail room manager had a system to divvy up the spoils. Between that stuff and the receptions that time of year, you could pretty much live off the land half the time.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (U/Byj)

142 I liked Necco wafers. I can speak for no one else. An enemy of mine (don't ask) said they were candy's version of "plaid."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (CHHv1)

143 I regularly visit the places I've worked in the past and throw around slabs of concrete. It's a basic human right!

Posted by: Employee Of The Month at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (EdP2u)

144 Mrs. F. is getting a box of See's Nuts & Chews for her anniversary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

145 This time of year, Mrs. MKC likes to make a very dangerous form of crack by mixing candy corn and salted peanuts in a bowl. Damn if I can keep from eating fistfuls of it... very comparable to a Salted Nut Roll.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (K3aCg)

146 Life for Tampa Bay here in the ninth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (yEz+x)

147 134Be advised, link to a Siouxsie and the Banshees video that has some moments of intense flashing lights, so epileptic might want to avoid.)
Too late...my eyes!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (96kpa)

148 >>Candy corn is great if you're candy-poor and 5 years old.

>>Grown adults should make better decisions.

I don't go out of my war to find it. But it takes me back whenever I have some. Always a happy memory.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 11:08 PM (viF8m)

149 144 Mrs. F. is getting a box of See's Nuts & Chews for her anniversary.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Those are really really good.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:08 PM (yEz+x)

150 My favorite candy is chocolate with caramel. I like)-Ghirardelli chocolate I don't know if it's been adulterated or not. Still tastes good.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:10 PM (JrHfD)

151 Life for Tampa Bay here in the ninth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (yEz+x)

More like death.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 11:10 PM (dK+Kv)

152 GooGoo Clusters, official sponsor of The Grand Ole Opry, or used to be anyhow.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 11:10 PM (LHPAg)

153 I never buy pumpkins. I have a realistic foam plasticky pumpkin I've put on my front step for the last 15 years. Looks real from the road and even up close. Last year the seam came undone and it broke in half. A little exterior wood glue and I'm ready for another 15 years, assuming I live that long.

Posted by: Frugal Freda at October 28, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)

154 One of my uncles was a corporate VP of a company we all know. At Christmas, he'd send Cougar Gold cheese to clients and friends.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:11 PM (rdVOm)

155 The Reese peanut butter cups have changed, for the worse. Used to consume the miniature ones in bundles, now I might eat one now and then.

Probably manufactured in Mexico now, too.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 28, 2026 11:11 PM (4h45B)

156 I think Ghirardelli is still good, and Russell Stover although never great (they over sugar it) at least hasn't got worse.
Lindt is also okay.
No problems with Dove.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:12 PM (88C+u)

157 Texans are so bad the r/texans reddit had to post a special thread for the doomers.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (88C+u)

158 131 Necco Wafers we played Holy Communion with. Any other Catholic here...
Yep.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (96kpa)

159 Brewers win!

Brewers win!

Brewers win!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x)

160 That's it. Congrats, Brewers and fans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (dK+Kv)

161 159 Brewers win!

Brewers win!

Brewers win!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x)


Good for them.
Good night.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 11:14 PM (Sco7b)

162 139 At Costco today, I noticed a holiday-themed package of soda pop: Cranberry!

Anyone here try it? They weren't offering samples, so I hesitate to buy an 18-pack of unknown. Even though it seems like it'd be tasty...
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:05 PM (rdVOm)
- - - - - - - - - - -
Not a soda pop, but Aldi's has these flavored water bottles. Not the squirt ones, but regular drinks, around 32oz. One's a tropical fruit flavor, and another is cranberry. Both are pretty good, but your mileage may very.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 28, 2026 11:14 PM (4h45B)

163 Brewers win!

Brewers win!

Brewers win!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:13 PM (yEz+x)


My TV feed is so far behind, this comment is how I found out they got they final out.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:15 PM (N/jk5)

164 They were the Seattle Pilots before they were the Milwaukee Brewers.

And that’s as close as we will ever get.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:15 PM (g4m12)

165 Congratulations to any Milwaukee Brewers fans for theor first World Series win.

Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2026 11:15 PM (yTvNw)

166 147 Too late...my eyes!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:07 PM (96kpa)

I very specifically placed the caution before the link in hopes of avoiding such mishaps. I apologize for any resulting harm.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (PMi3m)

167 Looks real from the road and even up close. Last year the seam came undone and it broke in half. A little exterior wood glue and I'm ready for another 15 years, assuming I live that long.

"We're calling to alert you that your pumpkin's warranty has expired."

Posted by: The Reliable Gourd Warranty Corp. at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (4Je4D)

168 It's really a win for the entire National League

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

169 *basks in reflected glory*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

170 I really like the Martinelli's Cranberry flavored Sparkling Cider. A holiday favorite here, for those what can't have/don't want alcohol.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:16 PM (rdVOm)

171 Once the victory parade is over, the countdown to the lockout begins.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:17 PM (N/jk5)

172 When I bought candy as a kid, I liked to get Baby Ruth candy bars.

Come on...you liked throwing them in the pool...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 10:21 PM (96kpa)

(Jump to top of page)

Canadian counterpart to the Baby Ruth is the Oh Henry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Asc1p)

You could get Oh Henry bars in the US. Eons ago, when I was still in high school, I remember ringing those up as a cashier. I also remember the Chunky bars with just nuts, in the gold wrapper.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:17 PM (qx7Zg)

173 Sliced my finger putting razor blades in the halloween candy. Still worth it.

Posted by: Sammy the Sociopath at October 28, 2026 11:17 PM (EdP2u)

174 so... Milwaukee winning is historic?
Well done I guess.
I was happy when Houston won, and happier when they didn't get crapped on the second time.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (88C+u)

175 At Costco today, I noticed a holiday-themed package of soda pop: Cranberry!

Anyone here try it?
Posted by: JQ


Haven't tried it. Sounds like it would be a decent drink mixer if nothing else. Have a vodka-cranberry with fizz.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)

176 Mrs. JTB has a bunch of relatives who are Brewers fans. A number of happy texts will be going out tomorrow morning.

Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (yTvNw)

177 Jeepers.

All the “HOW DO YOU FEEEEEEL ?” questions.

Duh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (g4m12)

178 Arnold Stang made commercials for Chunky. Who is the Arnold Stang of our day?

Posted by: Stanley Myron Handelman at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (EdP2u)

179 "Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food
......

Three day old sushi has got to suck.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (oq9dX)

180 I'm pretty sure that 50 percent of Idaho Spud bars are sold at the Boise airport to departing travelers who suddenly remember they need to take a gift from Idaho home.

I personally find the Spud bars to be excessively sweet. Perhaps if they made a bacon-wrapped version...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (x3rPG)

181 A nice thing happened to me yesterday. I was buying a lottery ticket ( which I rarely do expect when it gets very high) I put in the money. It now costs $3.00 and I don't have dollar bills so I put in a $5.00 but had wandered away and forgotten I had extra money. This was 6:00 inthe morning . A man waiting to use the lottery
Found me and said "You have extra money left over on the machine. " I thought that was very honest of it. He could have used it on himself but didn't. I won $5.00 so I hope I might see him again so I can pay him back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:20 PM (JrHfD)

182 All the “HOW DO YOU FEEEEEEL ?” questions

Based on all the crotch adjustments the players do, the honest answer is "itchy"

Posted by: "sweaty" also might work at October 28, 2026 11:22 PM (88C+u)

183 Oh Henry bars would rip out your fillings, if not your teeth.

Posted by: Bonomo Turkish Taffy at October 28, 2026 11:22 PM (EdP2u)

184 so... Milwaukee winning is historic?
Well done I guess.
I was happy when Houston won, and happier when they didn't get crapped on the second time.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:19 PM (88C+u)

First for the franchise (which as Nurse mentioned earlier, was the Seattle Pilots before moving to Milwaukee). The Milwaukee (now Atlanta) Braves won the WS in 1956.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:23 PM (N/jk5)

185 On the few occasions that I went to Canada, I always made sure to buy extra Crunchie bars to take home with me. I'd like to see those go on sale in the US.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:23 PM (PMi3m)

186 Is EVERYONE in college sports just *retarded*?
Posted by: Crusader


Pretty much.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:24 PM (VHUov)

187 Zero candy bars were good, basically a snickers with white chocolate, iirc. But candy is dandy (and not keto), but liquor is quicker.

interesting "ZERO Candy Bars were created in 1920 by F.A. Martoccio Macaroni Company and joined The Hershey Company in 1996."

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2026 11:24 PM (vbXSk)

188 Considering sugar...
I'm seeing more sweet stuff actually using real sugar rather than HFCS. I think that Bobby Kennedy is an influencer here. Our systems are able to more easily process 'real' sugar', although too much of anything,....
You know...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:25 PM (96kpa)

189 Dark chocolate. Semi-sweet. These are real chocolate.
****

Nibs. Pieces of cocoa before it gets made into chocolate.

Posted by: clarence at October 28, 2026 11:25 PM (WZjs1)

190 I knew there were at lot of Brewers fans at the Trop, but seeing the pictures now that most of the Rays fans have left, no wonder it sounded like a Milwaukee home game at times.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:26 PM (N/jk5)

191 Thank you Vendette.
I had the idea the Mariners got pretty far last year but it seems they didn't win the ALS.
So this is like when the Oilers blew town and won a superbowl as the Titans over in TN.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:26 PM (88C+u)

192 183 Oh Henry bars would rip out your fillings, if not your teeth.
Posted by: Bonomo Turkish Taffy


Bit O Honey.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (yEz+x)

193 Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food
-
I watched a Glenn Beck video earlier, and apparently everyone in Europe is doing the same, while we've just mandated that our military bases be prepared to run for three months without resupply.

He thinks it's all a bad sign.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (vSvIl)

194
Sees is insanely good, but I never get the prepackaged boxes, and if someone gets me one, I feel disappointed. Their fudge is the best. Chocolate Creams verrry good. Victoria Toffee aaghhh (Homer Simpson salivating sound). Others, I know what they are but I don't know the names.

Fredericksburg Fudge in Texas to my sadness has disappeared, into some outfit called "Sweet Fred" that I haven't tried yet. Their Black Forest Fudge is sold out right now, but I'm on the notification list when they make more. I intend to try it out against a copycat recipe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (mmrXZ)

195 The original Chunky candy bar with fricking raisins is the worst. I was a little kid the first and only time I bit into one and was convinced it was total bullshit.

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (enNUy)

196 ... oh right, they lost that 99-00 superbowl.

Posted by: at least they got there at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (88C+u)

197 before moving to Milwaukee). The Milwaukee (now Atlanta) Braves won the WS in 1956.
Posted by: Vendette

Eddie Matthews is the only Brave to have played for the Boston, Milwaukee, and Atlanta Braves.

Posted by: Chief Nokahoma at October 28, 2026 11:27 PM (EdP2u)

198 All the “HOW DO YOU FEEEEEEL ?” questions

Based on all the crotch adjustments the players do, the honest answer is "itchy"
Posted by: "sweaty" also might work at October 28, 2026 11:22 PM (88C+u)

https://youtu.be/E2ukxCErDkk?t=228

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)

199 With regard to local candy, Chicago has Frangos, which are chocolate-covered mints. For years, they were sold by the late Marshall Field's. I don't know if they're still available; but they were awfully good.

In Ontario (yes, I know, Canada, but bear with me), the Laura Secord chain of candy shops sells something called "almond bark", which is a slab of white chocolate with lots of almonds embedded in it. If you're a fan of white chocolate, like I am (which of course makes me a racist), almond bark is outstanding: I have to stay away from it, or I'll eat myself sick.

And I have to mention my wife, the lovely and accomplished Annalucia, who makes a version of almond joys but with dark rather than milk chocolate. Outstanding! But available only to our friends and family.

Posted by: Nemo at October 28, 2026 11:29 PM (4RPgu)

200 Well, the Baseball Season is over, and the World Series was BORING !!!!!!

Tampa Bay Never Showed Up .......

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 11:30 PM (jGtoG)

201 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)

This guy broke Mel Brooks with that deadpan. I'm in awe.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:31 PM (88C+u)

202 200 Well, the Baseball Season is over, and the World Series was BORING !!!!!!

Tampa Bay Never Showed Up .......
Posted by: Jackson K.

On the upside, the Banana Ball Draft was earlier this evening.

Posted by: Yellow Journalist at October 28, 2026 11:32 PM (EdP2u)

203 193 Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food.

Not a bad plan for anyone. Three months is probably a better plan...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:32 PM (96kpa)

204 In Ontario (yes, I know, Canada, but bear with me), the Laura Secord chain of candy shops sells something called "almond bark", which is a slab of white chocolate with lots of almonds embedded in it. If you're a fan of white chocolate, like I am (which of course makes me a racist), almond bark is outstanding: I have to stay away from it, or I'll eat myself sick.

And I have to mention my wife, the lovely and accomplished Annalucia, who makes a version of almond joys but with dark rather than milk chocolate. Outstanding! But available only to our friends and family.

Posted by: Nemo at October 28, 2026 11:29 PM (4RPgu)

Alas, Laura Secord is much harder to get in Canada, with all the store closures. And they're not shipping to the States. Better for my waistline, though.

Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (N/jk5)

205 During trick-or-treating, do dogs get wound up every time they hear "Trick or TREAT"?

Do they expect one for each group that says it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

206 For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.

Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo)

207 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)

This guy broke Mel Brooks with that deadpan. I'm in awe.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:31 PM (88C+u)

Bob Uecker was in a class by himself.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:34 PM (qx7Zg)

208 For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.

Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo)

Hallowed Be Thy Name or Paschendale.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 11:35 PM (dK+Kv)

209 Another example of tone-deafness:

Why does MLB's Commisioner's Trophy get handed to the team owner first? Nobody knows who that is. Nobody cares. Nobody cares when he dedicates this win to his wife Debbie.

The BREWERS won the World Series. "The Brewers" are interpreted by the general public to be the 25 players on the World Series roster, their head coach, and...maybe...another coach or two. None of us give a crap about who owns that team.

I hope he enjoyed his 5 minutes. I'm sorry I sat through it, and I don't even recall his name.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:35 PM (Cjcf6)

210 Applets and Cotletts suck.

Supposed to like local stuff. They suck. Horrid. Give me PTSD.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:42 PM (yEz+x)

***

This X1000!!!
Hate those vile things. Parents used to get them.
Ugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (2WIwB)

211 Today I got out of the shower to hear some alarms, sort of like our smoke alarms, & a voice repeating something twice that sounded like my voice. I had a second to think, "Is this the radon gas alarm, oh, lawsie."

I yelled for my dude, no answer. He had my phone downstairs doing something to it so I had no phone nearby like I usually do.

Our house is very big and you can't hear each other, even on the same floor as the walls or thick (I guess). I threw on my nightgown to go find him, thinking he was outside. About that time he wandered inside with me yelling on the deck.

He'd gone out to check his tomatoes, without his phone, & didn't turn off the burglar alarm. I started getting texts from the alarm company *just* before they called the law. I wanted to kill him and tell the alarm people, yes, come get him as he's burgled my brain this morning.

I guess he sashayed outside completely oblivious. Which he's never done before. He was apparently downstairs in the basement & had to see his tomatoes while I was upstairs. He may soon have a leash if this happens again.

The police would have arrived to see me po'd in my nightgown with wet hair & him yammering about his tomatoes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO)

212 >>Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food.

Not difficult. A bag of rice, sack of dried cuttlefish (for making broth), various veggies, a roll of kamaboko...

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (rdVOm)

213 >>so... Milwaukee winning is historic?

Sure.

I have a good friend in Wisconsin who has been waiting for this moment for his whole life. Just got a text from him "At last".

Happy for him. As historic as anything else.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (viF8m)

214 Back in the Before Times, when we drew names in class for someone to give a Christmas present to, I always envied the kids who got a Life Savers Sweet Story Book.
Even if it had evil butterscotch in it.

All time favorite growing up- movie theater lemon drops.

Posted by: sal at October 28, 2026 11:37 PM (f+FmA)

215 Florida, man.

Blind Florida man who is charged with first-degree murder tells judge he will plead guilty in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak, fries, & a Pepsi.
--

The sf judge tells him I can promise you lunch but I can't promise what you'll get.
The man buries his head in his hands.

https://tinyurl.com/3a9dtz6v

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 11:37 PM (jU8k8)

216 The most deceitful candy is spiced jelly beans. Whose brilliant idea was to flavor jelly beans like toothpaste?

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 11:38 PM (dIske)

217 If you're a troll, go away.

Since when did this work?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (nEUC6)

218 Brewers win!
Posted by: nurse ratched


Sports books lose!

I guess they didn't pay off enough players/umpires to stretch it to seven games.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)

219 The police would have arrived to see me po'd in my nightgown with wet hair & him yammering about his tomatoes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO)
=====

I like fresh tomatoes too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:40 PM (RIvkX)

220 The police would have arrived to see me po'd in my nightgown with wet hair & him yammering about his tomatoes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:36 PM (hzuYO)

When they asked, "Do you know this man?" How would you have answered?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:40 PM (qx7Zg)

221 Mmmm... Abba Zabba's cousin Big Hunk was my favorite of all - a flat bar of hard nougat with peanuts sprinkled throughout. When I moved from California to New York umpty years ago, I discovered to my horror that you could not get either of those candy bars, or the others that Annabelle made (Rocky Road and Look), on the East Coast. A West Coast friend shipped me an Annabelle assortment for Christmas, but they arrived all melted and yucky, having gotten too warm in transit and leaked out of their wrappers and into the box itself. The same friend later sent me a refrigerated shipment of another assortment, and they were good, but not good enough to spend a day's salary on to procure! Looks like these candy bars still exist. If you have cavity-proof teeth, I highly recommend all of them.

Posted by: Clio Weeps at October 28, 2026 11:41 PM (FvFu9)

222 On the upside, the Banana Ball Draft was earlier this evening.
---

Banana Ball is the way to sort out who *really* likes excellence in a sport versus those that aren't that selective. Its akin to those people who a decade ago pretended to like women's basketball rather than any of the men's versions--"they just try so hard".

Yeah, and its *terrible*. The best baseball in the world takes place in the Major Leagues, even if their owners and commissioners are absolutely clueless.

The best basketball takes place in the NBA, even if they too are clueless and readily willing to fellate China and the Arab Emirates.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:41 PM (Cjcf6)

223 Man sneaks up on deer blinded by a plastic bag over its head to help save its life. Faithpot site.

https://tinyurl.com/y4zm35ev


Goodnight, folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (JrHfD)

224 Florida, man.

Blind Florida man who is charged with first-degree murder tells judge he will plead guilty in exchange for a Philly cheesesteak, fries, & a Pepsi.
--

The sf judge tells him I can promise you lunch but I can't promise what you'll get.
The man buries his head in his hands.

https://tinyurl.com/3a9dtz6v

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 11:37 PM (jU8k
=====

Literally just saw this on Seinfeld.

Figures a serial killer puts mayo on a cheesesteak. Savage.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

225 Dogtrovert (noun)

A person who enjoys the company of dogs more than people.

Example: As I've grown older, I've become more of a dogtrovert.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (qx7Zg)

226 Arnold Stang made commercials for Chunky. Who is the Arnold Stang of our day?

I'd say Eddie Deezen but I think he's kind of out of it these days.

So, today, Billy West or Mike Judge.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (CHHv1)

227 Not Seinfeld, Gutfeld.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 11:42 PM (RIvkX)

228 Today I got out of the shower to hear some alarms

He'd gone out to check his tomatoes, without his phone, & didn't turn off the burglar alarm. I started getting texts from the alarm company *just* before they called the law.

I guess he sashayed outside completely oblivious. Which he's never done before. He was apparently downstairs in the basement & had to see his tomatoes while I was upstairs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Well?

.....

How were the tomatoes doing?

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)

229 208 For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.

Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo)

"The Clansman" Rocks.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 11:43 PM (jGtoG)

230 >>Dogtrovert (noun)

>>A person who enjoys the company of dogs more than people.

Me.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 11:44 PM (viF8m)

231 I wanna see the last 200 hires.

@CynicalPublius
Holy Moly, this is insane.

Weil Gotshal, one of America's most prestigious "BigLaw" firms is closing its doors.

Weil Gotshal was the gold standard. When people think of "white shoe" NYC firms, this is what they think of. In my legal career, if you were given an offer to be an associate at Weil Gotshal it was like winning ten Willy Wonka golden tickets.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:46 PM (nEUC6)

232 When they asked, "Do you know this man?" How would you have answered?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 11:40 PM (qx7Zg)

*********
Probably no, then laughed. And they would have hauled us both off.

We had a brief spat about it all. He, of course, said he's never done this before. I then said we (the royal we) should always have our phones with us in the ancient of days. Because you can't hear in this house even if yelling. Which is nice except if you need someone.Then we got over it.

I woke to a text from my bro that our 95yr old mother was going to not need sitters once she's home from rehab and the glue repair of a fractured lumbar vertebra. Her royal decree. She's alert and was living independently. I said, nope to this. A case manager also said nope and that was a relief as she will have sitters the rest of her life at home.

Then the talking alarm just about did me in.

I told my dermatologist that her visit was the highlight of my day. She and staff love me. Which may have been why she told me I don't look my age.

I feel my age today, buddy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:48 PM (hzuYO)

233 229 208 For a Maiden intro I would have gone with Stranger In a Strange Land. Adrian wrote the best songs.

Posted by: dooley at October 28, 2026 11:33 PM (F8aPo)

"The Clansman" Rocks.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_eC1wPAZgA

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 11:49 PM (jGtoG)

234 217 If you're a troll, go away.

Since when did this work?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (nEUC6)

Have you seen any trolls this evening?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:49 PM (PMi3m)

235
How were the tomatoes doing?
Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)

******
Lol. Good, I guess. They've had a rough summer due to hot weather and drought.

Are you they guy who used to add stuff to your nic to make me laugh? Or am I finally losing it?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:50 PM (hzuYO)

236 I ignore my neighbors but talk to their dogs. It gets awkward

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 11:50 PM (enNUy)

237 235 217 If you're a troll, go away.

Since when did this work?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 11:39 PM (nEUC6)

Have you seen any trolls this evening?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:49 PM (PMi3m)

Wow. I have absolutely impeccable timing.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 28, 2026 11:52 PM (PMi3m)

238 Are you they guy who used to add stuff to your nic to make me laugh? Or am I finally losing it?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


I've been known to add things. A couple in this thread.

And I'm mostly here on the ONTs to be a goof and unwind. Corporate life and daywalker news can drag a guy down.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

239 55 D senate
250 d house
Bank it
----

I'd be willing to consider your possible outcome if you'd answer a simple question:

For those results are you depending on "moderate fraud" or "a crazy level of fraud"?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:55 PM (Cjcf6)

240 If you're a troll, go away.

Since when did this work?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Have you seen any trolls this evening?
Posted by: tankdemon

Wow. I have absolutely impeccable timing.
Posted by: tankdemon


There's something to that "speak of the devil" thing.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:57 PM (VHUov)

241 *sniiiiiiifffff*

Ahhh. Ozone. Delightful!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)

242 If there’s 120% voter participation in key areas, will fraud be considered?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:58 PM (yEz+x)

243 >>If there’s 120% voter participation in key areas, will fraud be considered?

Nah... That's just a cOnSpiRaCy TheOrY!!!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 11:59 PM (rdVOm)

244 If someone's looking for a business idea, create a lawn cutting service that sends vegans out to each the taller grass. It's Climate neutral, no engine noise during the process, and provides vegans a chance to share their philosophy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:00 AM (qx7Zg)

245 selling candy bar in the US but Baby Ruth is the plucky underdog with a loyal following.

Baby, Ruth! (Wiggles ears)

Posted by: Sloth at October 29, 2026 12:01 AM (t19vo)

246
And I'm mostly here on the ONTs to be a goof and unwind. Corporate life and daywalker news can drag a guy down.
Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

********
Two of you have similar names, sort of. I read very fast and one night you were adding stuff in German, or your twin was, and I was cracking up.

As today was officially a very weird day I'm going to bed and hoping for the best. It's been a long six weeks or so of stress and I have had enough!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2026 12:01 AM (hzuYO)

247 FenelonSpoke is a treasure--but you don't have to be told the obvious. Unless you're a Democrat, in which your stupidity is alas, impenetrable.

Good night good folks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 29, 2026 12:02 AM (CHHv1)

248 237 I ignore my neighbors but talk to their dogs. It gets awkward
Posted by: NCKate

I nearly got in trouble last week for talking to someone's cat. I ride my bike over the same 12 mile route about 3 times a week. I always carry dog and cat treats and have some steady customers when they are outside. The owners are fine with it. There's a pretty tuxedo cat who was always skittish and would run when I got close, but this time it was laying out by the end of her driveway and I stopped to talk to it and see if it wanted a treat. I was in the road and not on the property. Just then the lady of the house drives up with a scowl on her face saying, "Are you looking for me?" I kind of laughed and said no, I was talking to your cat. I could tell she didn't believe me and I wonder just who she is hiding from. Awkward and weird, but amusing.

Posted by: People Are Funny at October 29, 2026 12:02 AM (EdP2u)

249 Night, {{{BC}}}

Hope today has been better for you!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:03 AM (rdVOm)

250 A person who enjoys the company of dogs more than people.
Me.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2026 12:03 AM (96kpa)

251 Arguing with trolls makes as much sense as arguing with the tides.

Goodnight.

https://tinyurl.com/8mvnhuvj

Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2026 12:05 AM (viF8m)

252 💕💕My bed won. I’m going to sleep.💕💕
Good night luvs...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 29, 2026 12:08 AM (96kpa)

253 246
And I'm mostly here on the ONTs to be a goof and unwind. Corporate life and daywalker news can drag a guy down.
Posted by: mikeski
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Argumentative and prejudicial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:08 AM (jU8k8)

254 If there’s 120% voter participation in key areas, will fraud be considered?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Obviously caused by same-day registration!

Posted by: Democrats and the media at October 29, 2026 12:14 AM (VHUov)

255
a lawn cutting service that sends vegans out to each the taller grass.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

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This is a typo for what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:14 AM (mmrXZ)

256 I like to read day threads when I have time, but that's not often.

Just read, don't usually comment (unless there's snark to dish) because someone else often says what I'm thinking before I can type it out. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (rdVOm)

257 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Radiation is making me extremely tired, so I am not working on needlepoint tonight, which frees my hands up to type....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (SRRAx)

258

Japan's government plans to ask all citizens to stockpile at least three days' worth of food.

Three days to slow the spread.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (Cqx++)

259 Just read, don't usually comment (unless there's snark to dish) because someone else often says what I'm thinking before I can type it out. LOL.
Posted by: JQ


Hordemind is real.

And spectacular.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (VHUov)

260 This is a typo for what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I'm guessing: "eat"

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:17 AM (rdVOm)

261 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Radiation is making me extremely tired, so I am not working on needlepoint tonight, which frees my hands up to type....
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Glad you're back!

Posted by: Crusader at October 29, 2026 12:18 AM (Cjcf6)

262 Hi, Teresa!

Steady as she goes...take it easy.

Glad to see you & hope this treatment is successful!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm)

263
Teresa, good to see you!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:25 AM (mmrXZ)

264
From the annals of "this did not hit the way they intended":

CalMatters
@CalMatters
Luis Arreguin, a father of four, lived for 49 years in the United States. It took just 16 days for ICE to send him to Mexico after detaining him in Fresno.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:26 AM (mmrXZ)

265 Elon Musk retweeted:

Mgoes (bio/acc 🤖💉@m_goes_distance
this might be my last normal tweet before biotech goes vertical

i'm not a whistleblower. I don't work at Lilly, Novo or any of the big labs

but there is a massive shift happening in human biology right now.

it's sitting in press releases and almost nobody reads them

the last 6 months alone:

- a once-daily pill roughly doubled median survival in metastatic pancreatic cancer (13.2 vs 6.6 months)
- a one-time gene editing infusion cut hereditary angioedema attacks 87%, and 62% of patients stayed attack-free and off all other prevention for 6 months
- a one-time gene edit for cholesterol dropped LDL up to 62%, and it held for over a year
- a personalized mrna vaccine beat keytruda alone in a 1,137 patient melanoma phase 3
- retatrutide hit ~28% weight loss in a phase 3
- an ai-designed drug entered phase 3
- a pill that regrows hair passed its second phase 3
- an immunotherapy that could let some rectal cancer patients skip surgery, chemo and radiation just got fda approved
- a man lived 271 days off dialysis on a pig kidney
- human cells were caught passing chromosome-sized chunks of DNA to their neighbors, and it

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:27 AM (jU8k8)

266 and it changes how the neighbors behave

we are on the verge of an era where the human body is a software problem and the update cycle gets shorter everyday

stick around, it's going to get weird

bio/acc

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:27 AM (jU8k8)

267 a lawn cutting service that sends vegans out to each the taller grass.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

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This is a typo for what?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 12:14 AM (mmrXZ)

"Each" should be "eat".

Sometimes the edit box is behind the tablet's keyboard, so I can't see what I'm typing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:29 AM (qx7Zg)

268 >>Luis Arreguin, a father of four, lived for 49 years in the United States. It took just 16 days for ICE to send him to Mexico after detaining him in Fresno.
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Better late than never!

How much does he owe US for all the bennies he sucked up for 49 years?

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)

269 Posted by: AOS cope, again

Flammenwerfers to the front!

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 12:30 AM (VHUov)

270 (irNsI)

Need moar ozone!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)

271 Posted by: AOS cope, again

Flammenwerfers to the front!
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 12:30 AM (VHUov)

Flammpanzers to the flanks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:33 AM (qx7Zg)

272 Flammpanzers to the flanks.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:33 AM (qx7Zg)

Flaming homos to the rear!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at October 29, 2026 12:34 AM (x3rPG)

273 (irNsI)
****

I are Nuts says I. *chef's kiss*

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 12:34 AM (WZjs1)

274 >> irNsI

Sounds like one of Ilhan "Ohmar's" relatives, and the really retarded one (which is saying something).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 12:37 AM (w6EFb)

275 In today's further adventures with the Honda generator, I was able to get it to run with the ignition module driven by the generator's own "twelve volt" output. It would not start that way; had to connect a 12 volt battery to start it, but once running, the battery could be disconnected. The 12 volt output makes only about a 0.25 volts at cranking speed. Unfortunately, I metered it at 17.6 volts at normal running speed, with no load. That's a little salty for the long-term health of the HEI module, I would wager. Not to worry. I have on hand some little adjustable IC buck regulators. I will build one in, along with a filter network to smooth the DC from the bridge rectifier, and probably also a 12 volt pilot lamp, to serve as evidence the battery is charged. And I ordered a small 12 volt AGM battery from Amazon for 20 Loonie dollars, which will become part of the finished machine. It ought to last years, being asked to put out an amp or two for less than half a minute, and then being put on float charge for as long as the generator runs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 12:37 AM (Asc1p)

276 Elon Musk@elonmusk · 1h
That’s what I do too. Just have @Grok Bot buy it somewhere else at a lower price.

jimmah@jamesdouma
Amazon locked out my Grok Bot. So it just bought the same thing from a different site (at a lower price).
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OK, is this interesting, weird, good news or what?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:39 AM (jU8k8)

277 I see it's morning in Pakistan, as the overseer whips his stable of trollfags into action.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 12:40 AM (Asc1p)

278 > "You got chocolate in my peanut butter!/ You got peanut butter in my chocolate!"

Somewhere on an alternate timeline, John Belushi wrote an SNL skit about the invention of the speedball.

"You got heroin in my cocaine!/ You got cocaine in my heroin!"

Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:41 AM (qlLNh)

279 How did Milky Way not receive at least an honorable mention?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:41 AM (y1wyK)

280 > "Ohmar's"

That's the one that's in the resistance, right?

Heh.


Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:42 AM (qlLNh)

281 (Brazilian dictator sock off)

Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:43 AM (qlLNh)

282 What kind of drastic national emergency where you couldn't buy food would be over in three days? World War III would be over pretty fast, but being hungry really wouldn't be the problem...

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 29, 2026 12:45 AM (3/XaG)

283 Sep 30, 2026What makes Grok Bot different is that your agents can actually use a computer, log into your accounts, browse the web, send emails, research things, and complete real tasks for you.
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Uh...no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 29, 2026 12:45 AM (XeU6L)

284 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa


One does not simply leave the Communist party.

Posted by: mikeskimir at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov)

285 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Radiation is making me extremely tired

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 29, 2026 12:16 AM (SRRAx)
-

"What's all this talk about radial tires?!" - Emily Litella

Be well and hang in there!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (y1wyK)

286 >> That's the one that's in the resistance, right?

Heh, indeed. Now, I'm wondering if I've been spelling it wrong for a while.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (w6EFb)

287 >>>some little adjustable IC buck regulators. I will build one in, along with a filter network to smooth the DC from the bridge rectifier, and probably also a 12 volt pilot lamp, to serve as evidence the battery is charged.
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this is where the little four wheeler lost control and rolled off into the woods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (jU8k8)

288 > My favorite candy bars are Zero
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

Those are still made? I haven't seen them in years. I liked them when I was a kid.


Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qlLNh)

289 286 283 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:43 AM (qlLNh)

lol
Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (3+xSz)

It looks like the Brazilian dictator has arrested another human, and stolen his socks.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qx7Zg)

290 > 289 284 (Brazilian dictator sock off)
Posted by: Lulaa

One does not simply leave the Communist party.
Posted by: mikeskimir at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov)

lol
Posted by: Also, LOL! at October 29, 2026 12:47 AM (3+xSz)


Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qlLNh)

291 292 > My favorite candy bars are Zero
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

Those are still made? I haven't seen them in years. I liked them when I was a kid.


Posted by: Lulaa at October 29, 2026 12:48 AM (qlLNh)

Walmarts in my area have them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qx7Zg)

292 One does not simply leave the Communist party.
Posted by: mikeskimir


Now you tell me~!

Posted by: Trotski at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (nEUC6)

293 m

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (y1wyK)

294 > Not a bad plan for anyone. Three months is probably a better plan...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 28, 2026 11:32 PM (96kpa)

For sure. Also be prepared to defend it, and don't tell ANYONE you have it.

If the trucks ever stop rolling, the blue cities will have food riots within three days, and cannibalism within a week.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:51 AM (qlLNh)

295 I tried a Twin Bing for the first time a year or two ago. It was good, but probably the sweetest candy bar I have ever had. Enough to curl your teeth!

Posted by: 496 at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (1LWHK)

296 Sidebar note: NBC News. Inadvertently proving Conservatives correct about Brazil. It was stolen. Thanks NBC News.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 29, 2026 12:52 AM (sAmhv)

297 Trotski

What do you get when you drink the water in the Kremlin?

Toulouse-Lautrec

What do you get when you drink the water in the Louvre?

Posted by: Double Jeopardy at October 29, 2026 12:54 AM (qlLNh)

298 Sad Cope was given an extra dose of meth.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 29, 2026 12:57 AM (sAmhv)

299 > Walmarts in my area have them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 12:49 AM (qx7Zg)

So they do. Just added one to my cart for my next delivery.

Thanks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 29, 2026 12:58 AM (qlLNh)

300 In today's further adventures with the Honda generator, I was able to get it to run with the ignition module driven by the generator's own "twelve volt" output. It would not start that way; had to connect a 12 volt battery to start it, but once running, the battery could be disconnected. The 12 volt output makes only about a 0.25 volts at cranking speed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 12:37 AM (Asc1p)

So If I'm following right, it isn't producing enough voltage during cranking to power the ignition. We have those problems with certain hot rodded harley engines with big compression. Most of the ignitions won't power up below 9 volts, and with bigger compression the starter will draw the battery below the 9 volt mark and they don't fire. There was a device we used to wire in that had two 9 volt batteries in parallel so the ignition always had the voltage needed. That came out with better cures since then. Now we use a relay that applies battery voltage right to the ignition during cranking. Did you figure out why its only producing 1/4 volt during cranking?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2026 01:00 AM (vzuC7)

301 Happy Wednesday Horde!

Posted by: The Strangeloves at October 29, 2026 01:02 AM (ibDUx)

302 Happy Wednesday!

*pours Chivas for The Strangeloves*

Hahaha...

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)

303 Oh my gosh, I have had this sock on for a while, I know it is from the candy art thread on Monday, maybe. I am sorry about that.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:09 AM (ibDUx)

304 Thanks JQ, I swear that I am getting stupider every day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:10 AM (ibDUx)

305 "Can I Play With Madness" is probably Maiden's best intro for a beginner. Has a good melody and is short - 3:38. A 7 and a half opus is tough for a beginner.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 29, 2026 01:12 AM (Fv808)

306 Evenin’, or, I guess, Mornin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 29, 2026 01:12 AM (77rzZ)

307 Did you figure out why its only producing 1/4 volt during cranking?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2026 01:00 AM (vzuC7)

Because the force cranking it is my left elbow? It's a permanent-magnet alternator, like you find under the flywheel of a Japanese single motorcycle. There is no regulation at all, and like any dynamo, voltage output is a function of RPM. I'm using a GM HEI module as my spark controller, and they are designed to run off a 12 volt battery. There is another winding, called the "exciter winding" that puts out 3 to 5 volts AC at cranking speed, but I really doubt there would be enough current to run the HEI if I used a transformer to step it up to 12 volts.

But the little puppy runs nice and quiet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:13 AM (Asc1p)

308 "Can I Play With Madness" is probably Maiden's best intro for a beginner. Has a good melody and is short - 3:38. A 7 and a half opus is tough for a beginner.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


We don't get it.

Posted by: Dream Theater at October 29, 2026 01:14 AM (VHUov)

309 LMAO, Debby! No worries. Who *hasn't* ever left a sock on by mistake? You're not stupid!

Cheers!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

310 I swear that I am getting stupider every day.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Pretend you intended it that way. It works most of the time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 01:17 AM (jU8k8)

311 The differences between an apprentice, a journeyman, and a master...

They *all* make mistakes, BUT handle them thusly:

Apprentice, must ask a journeyman to help him correct it.

Journeyman can fix it himself.

Master, will convince all that he *intended* it that way.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)

312 For the Harley problem: find an ultracapacitor that can be charge up to 12.6 volts, and hold enough juice to operate the ignition module for say 5 seconds. Connect that right to the ignition module (and ground, of course). Feed that from the ignition switch via a diode.

Key on, ultracap charges up, ignition module sees 12.6 volts. Crank engine, voltage sags, but ultracap maintains 12.6 volts to module. If engine fails to start on first go-round, ultracap recharges in a few seconds with key on.

Downside? Shut key off, engine continues to run for 5 seconds until ultracap is discharged. Adding a relay would solve that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:20 AM (Asc1p)

313 But the little puppy runs nice and quiet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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My 7hp Honda is louder than ten kids with sticks and frying pans.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 01:24 AM (jU8k8)

314 The differences between an apprentice, a journeyman, and a master...

They *all* make mistakes, BUT handle them thusly:

Apprentice, must ask a journeyman to help him correct it.
Journeyman can fix it himself.
Master, will convince all that he *intended* it that way.
Posted by: JQ


So: dogs, humans, and cats.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 01:25 AM (VHUov)

315 My 7hp Honda is louder than ten kids with sticks and frying pans.
Posted by: Braenyard

Not sure what big bro has, but it's louder than a dozen chainsaws running wide-open...

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

316 So: dogs, humans, and cats.
Posted by: mikeski

LOL! That's good!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:27 AM (rdVOm)

317 I'm not expecting too much of a crowd for Halloween, the neighborhood has changed and there aren't so many kids. For a few years we had all sorts of foreign children dropped off by vans to trick or treat on our street. I would text my neighbor and tell her to prepare for a large group of kids of many colors, kind of a UN delegation.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:29 AM (ibDUx)

318 For a few years we had all sorts of foreign children dropped off by vans to trick or treat on our street. I would text my neighbor and tell her to prepare for a large group of kids of many colors, kind of a UN delegation.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:29 AM (ibDUx)

That's really mercenary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:31 AM (Asc1p)

319 Same here, Debby. All the children have grown up or moved away, except for the near neighbors' boys... who will be hunting instead of TT this weekend.

I took some candy to them this afternoon, so the boys will have their sugar-fix anyway.

There may or may not be other kids from down the road, I'm not sure who lives at the far end anymore.

Certainly, there won't be any 'drop offs' from elsewhere, as houses are too far apart for making quick scores/big hauls of candy, out here.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:35 AM (rdVOm)

320 Banhammer is smokin' tonight!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:37 AM (Asc1p)

321 >>Banhammer is smokin' tonight!

'Tis a thing of beauty!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

322 When the bass player is the extrovert and the guitarist is the introvert:

https://youtu.be/iosUtnuFeI4

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 01:39 AM (VHUov)

323 I am glad to see that banhammer AOP, I am glad that I wasn't banned for wearing my sock for a couple of days. I get awfully tired of seeing these same posts every night with the doom and gloom election posts.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:41 AM (ibDUx)

324 Here's a quirky song by Seattle singer-songwriter Virgil Brown. It's a remake of a minor hit he had in the late '90's - early oughts. He plays his guitar through a Leslie speaker:

https://youtu.be/XPn1pCdAkrQ

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:44 AM (Asc1p)

325 I am glad to see that banhammer AOP, I am glad that I wasn't banned for wearing my sock for a couple of days. I get awfully tired of seeing these same posts every night with the doom and gloom election posts.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:41 AM (ibDUx)

The troll really has a hard-on for The James Madison, for some reason.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:45 AM (Asc1p)

326 I was glad to vote early, the last few elections. Shorter lines (if any at all) and less hassle. In and out.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

327
I was trying to figure out the LOL troll, too. WTF?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 01:46 AM (w6EFb)

328 I was glad to vote early, the last few elections. Shorter lines (if any at all) and less hassle. In and out.
Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

Scored a couple of roadside election signs from Alberta's referendum vote last Monday. Going to put them up in the shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:48 AM (Asc1p)

329 I was trying to figure out the LOL troll, too. WTF?
Posted by: publius


Minx is a pretty niche comment system. Maybe the script couldn't figure out how to put the advertisement in the url field?

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 01:48 AM (VHUov)

330 All the time he was taking apart that motor alart, I kept thinking about how obsessive people in Florida were about keeping stains off their brick driveways.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 29, 2026 01:48 AM (PKL0q)

331 Trolls try to demoralize us into giving up & not voting?

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:49 AM (rdVOm)

332
I just watched a Sabine Hossenfelder video -- headline was LHC guys wrote a paper claiming they had evidence of a compact extra dimension. She went through it, then gave it a 9/10 on the Bullshit meter.

They're some knives coming out for here amongst the leftard love-science-sexually crowd. They're claiming she's a racist and a tool of oligarchs now. So, I'm pulling for her. She struck me as sort of a default lefty type, but I'm not really sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)

333 I was trying to figure out the LOL troll, too. WTF?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 01:46 AM (w6EFb)



Defective-compulsive?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:50 AM (Asc1p)

334 Scored a couple of roadside election signs from Alberta's referendum vote last Monday. Going to put them up in the shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sweet!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)

335 He plays his guitar through a Leslie speaker
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I'm not much of a blues guy, but that was pretty good.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 01:51 AM (VHUov)

336
Oh, and in burning news I'm sure you've all been hanging on your seats about, the Erf's little rotational speed since 2020 has reversed. Looking at the latest projections, 2026 will erase a little over 3 years of speed up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 01:52 AM (w6EFb)

337 Italian police arrested the person who was a chief organizer of the riots. A judge released him. Meloni called the act 'shameful',saying,
"I think this is an unbearable ​humiliation of the work of the police and investigators," she said in a video posted on social media.
"I really don't know how a normal state can defend decent people in the face of these decisions by certain sections of the ​judiciary,".

The court judges rebuked her, saying, - Meloni's remarks were "unacceptable", reflecting ​what they described as "a poor understanding, whether real or feigned, of the legal institutions of a state governed by the ‌rule of ⁠law".
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It appears that Trump is not the only leader with judge troubles.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 01:52 AM (jU8k8)

338 The troll really has a hard-on for The James Madison, for some reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Troll is a bot, and "sees" TJM mentioned frequently in the sidebar, thus creating a target? 🤷‍♀️

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:54 AM (rdVOm)

339 Today's xkcd comic is for publius.

https://xkcd.com/3317/

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 01:54 AM (VHUov)

340 I'm not much of a blues guy, but that was pretty good.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 01:51 AM (VHUov)

The guy has talent for sure. He toured in Alberta is support of his first CD, and I caught the show at a club in Calgary. I met him, and bought the CD from him. Heard later that he had soured on the music biz, and went back to Seattle and opened a cafe. Then he turns up with a new record. Go figure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:55 AM (Asc1p)

341 >> Today's xkcd comic is for publius.

Heh. And that would actually work. You could indeed arrange a bunch of those sources to make a square wave. You'd have to be God, though.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 01:58 AM (w6EFb)

342 It is sad how the judiciary has been corrupted, here in America it used to have a whiff of impartiality and equal treatment under the law. Now the ranks are filled with political donors.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 01:59 AM (ibDUx)

343 Nikola Tesla must be rolling over in his grave to see all that precision work building the electric motor turned into scrap.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 29, 2026 02:00 AM (PKL0q)

344 He plays his guitar through a Leslie speaker:

https://youtu.be/XPn1pCdAkrQ

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Fellow working the board had a heavy hand.
_shoot the engineers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:01 AM (jU8k8)

345 Don't drop the soap in the shower! James o'keef arrested for committing voter fraud in Minnesota and video taping himself doing it.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 29, 2026 02:02 AM (ipAU1)

346 678

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 02:02 AM (WZjs1)

347 missed it ><

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 02:03 AM (WZjs1)

348 Sorry I'm a bit late to the ONT. We have been partying like it's 1982, except that this time we won the whole damned thing! Ueck is looking down benignly from heaven and he is... in heaven! I have never heard from a team that is so un-self-centered as the Brewers this year, and everyone contributed in a meaningful way, which is also not very modern-baseball-like. They actually played baseball, as it was meant to be, not like a bunch of prima donnas hitting home runs instead of executing the plays one at a time.

Very satisfying.

Let's do it again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2026 02:05 AM (5WPt1)

349 Also, I'm reliably told that this World Series had more viewers than they have had in years, even though Milwaukee is the smallest market in the country. How could that be? Oh, yeah, people love real baseball.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2026 02:06 AM (5WPt1)

350 Fellow working the board had a heavy hand.
_shoot the engineers

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:01 AM (jU8k

The original recording of that tune on his first CD was not so overproduced. But I cannot find it on the internet. I should still have the CD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 02:06 AM (Asc1p)

351 Glad you won. It's always a joy. If you had arrived much earlier you would be suffering insulin shock by now.'

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:07 AM (jU8k8)

352 326 I was glad to vote early, the last few elections. Shorter lines (if any at all) and less hassle. In and out.
Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

We voted early for the last Trump election, and waited in line over three hours. Last election I walked in on election day and walked out 10 minutes later. I think we will vote day of, just because there aren't that many people out here and it should be quick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2026 02:09 AM (5WPt1)

353 Glad you won. It's always a joy. If you had arrived much earlier you would be suffering insulin shock by now.'

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:07 AM (jU8k

I caught the first couple of innings. Broadcast on Sportsnet (Canada) was annoying, too many "analysts" inserting themselves into the program.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 02:10 AM (Asc1p)

354 I caught the first couple of innings. Broadcast on Sportsnet (Canada) was annoying, too many "analysts" inserting themselves into the program.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 02:10 AM (Asc1p)

We listen on MLB.com. Local broadcast in Milwaukee. Much more satisfying. They look through blue and gold glasses.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 29, 2026 02:11 AM (5WPt1)

355
I need to quit thinking about this stuff for a while, I think. I nearly sprained my brain trying to get my head wrapped around "topological defects" in spacetime that might have formed in the early universe. These things would be sort of "kinks" in spacetime. And they would derive from some ridiculously high energy conditions where, topologically, spacetime would not be "simply connected".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 02:14 AM (w6EFb)

356 Arab parties will back opposition if they turn Netanhayu over to hague war crimes tribunal.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at October 29, 2026 02:18 AM (ipAU1)

357
It appears that Trump is not the only leader with judge troubles.


Posted by: Braenyard

=============

Or any good leader of Brazil, should they get one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:19 AM (mmrXZ)

358 >>>The original recording of that tune on his first CD was not so overproduced. But I cannot find it on the internet. I should still have the CD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

Some presenters at YouTube will modify songs to suit themselves.
Rarely do their enhancements improve the original.
On some albums they will mislabel the event, personnel, include wrong album cover. Some of this is ignorance the other, juvenile malice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:21 AM (jU8k8)

359 I need to quit thinking about this stuff for a while, I think. I nearly sprained my brain trying to get my head wrapped around "topological defects" in spacetime that might have formed in the early universe. These things would be sort of "kinks" in spacetime. And they would derive from some ridiculously high energy conditions where, topologically, spacetime would not be "simply connected".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 02:14 AM (w6EFb)

I don't think about any of it. I read a book on particle physics one time and my head hurt for a week, and I never get headaches. I look at the stars and I remember some old philosophy quote "I see, therefore it is". Fuck it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 29, 2026 02:23 AM (vzuC7)

360 Here's something lighter to think about.

https://youtube.com/shorts/R-XEtBusj5w

The video and explanation don't quite match, but it's still pretty good.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 02:25 AM (qx7Zg)

361 I vote day of and destroy my mail in ballot in front of them.
Mail in ballots are the cheat.
The fucking mail system is older than the country. Wonder why the founding fathers didn't go "Hey. We should write mail in voting into the constitution".
I personally think the post office in some areas is in on the cheat.

Posted by: Reforger at October 29, 2026 02:26 AM (Ae6Br)

362 293 m
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 12:50 AM (y1wyK)

wut

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:26 AM (odBC9)

363 Hubby's late vote was in 2024. We went early then, too. He was excited to cast his ballot for PDJT!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)

364 spacetime would not be "simply connected".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
---

Things a little less complex. Maybe a presentation us commoners
could understand?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:28 AM (jU8k8)

365 Sweet dreams Horde, I have an earlier than usual alarm in the morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 29, 2026 02:29 AM (ibDUx)

366
I very vulnerable to "nerd sniping", a term I only recently stumbled on, and it comes from the xkcd comic. Throw some deep problem (math, physics, etc) at a nerd, and he stops what he's doing, becomes totally distracted, and obsesses over the problem.

Apparently that has real life inspiration. Some mathematician was posed some question and he just stopped and started thinking about it, and nearly got run over in traffic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 02:29 AM (w6EFb)

367 293 m
Posted by: Biden's Dog

wut
Posted by: m
-----------

Tonight's explanation:

At the time (before Troll-B-Gone was applied), comment # was approaching "300"-- one of your trademark numbers-- so BD was helping you. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

368 363 Hubby's late vote was in 2024. We went early then, too. He was excited to cast his ballot for PDJT!

Posted by: JQ
---

Buddy's older brother, a Marine, has had cancer for at least ten years, he's 91. Said, I'm voting in this election if they have to haul me there in an ambulance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:31 AM (jU8k8)

369 Night, Debby!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:31 AM (rdVOm)

370 Well, 12:30 A.M. here, and I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 02:31 AM (Asc1p)

371 I personally think the post office in some areas is in on the cheat.
Posted by: Reforger

Concur.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:33 AM (rdVOm)

372 They're some knives coming out for here amongst the leftard love-science-sexually crowd. They're claiming she's a racist and a tool of oligarchs now. So, I'm pulling for her. She struck me as sort of a default lefty type, but I'm not really sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 01:49 AM (w6EFb)

She's still a global warming enthusiast and thoroughly a product of the Left Wing campus environment. However, she seems to actually be able to do math which doesn't lend itself to the Narrative. She may have been red pilled by some e mail she got from a colleague urging her to shut up because whatever she was saying wasn't helpful. She made a video about it. It's kind of a crazy video, I'll see if I can find a link.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 29, 2026 02:33 AM (r7+Q7)

373 Night, AOP

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)

374 367 293 m
Posted by: Biden's Dog

wut
Posted by: m
-----------

Tonight's explanation:

At the time (before Troll-B-Gone was applied), comment # was approaching "300"-- one of your trademark numbers-- so BD was helping you. LOL.
Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:30 AM (rdVOm)

Thanks, JQ.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:34 AM (odBC9)

375 >> Maybe a presentation us commoners
could understand?

Simply connected means in a space, you can shrink a closed loop down to a point without hitting anything. Non simply connected, you can't. Well, I don't know how rigorous that definition is, but that's the gist of it.

Now imagine the surface of a donut, a torus. Imagine a loop going around the outside surface. You can't shrink it down to a point. And imagine another loop on the very inside, going around the hole. You can't shrink that down.

There are other loops you can make that you can't shrink down, but many loops you can't.

The topology prevents that loop from contracting. This has profound constraints on the way physics fields can work on that space.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 02:34 AM (w6EFb)

376 Used to vote day of because I wanted them to see me.
Last time I voted on time I got into a discussion with one
of the harassers. Then a rep for the other team joined in.
Then it got louder. During that time, Karen called the police.
Police rolled up just about the time the debate was settled.

I voted early this time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:37 AM (jU8k8)

377 It isn't really a novel technique to send people out into communities to brow-beat and intimidate them with nonsensical threats and bellowing about the futility of opposing their "Progress". That goes far, far back, even before Moustache Man or Red Book Guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 02:37 AM (aKiSo)

378 LOL

Posted by: mikeski smash at October 28, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeski-wan kenobi at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: mikeskimir at October 29, 2026 12:46 AM (VHUov)

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:43 AM (odBC9)

379 I very vulnerable to "nerd sniping", a term I only recently stumbled on, and it comes from the xkcd comic. Throw some deep problem (math, physics, etc) at a nerd, and he stops what he's doing, becomes totally distracted, and obsesses over the problem.

Apparently that has real life inspiration. Some mathematician was posed some question and he just stopped and started thinking about it, and nearly got run over in traffic.
Posted by: publius


You forgot the link. 😄

https://xkcd.com/356/

Today's comic was #3317, and there are usually 3/week, so "nerd sniping" is probably old enough to vote.

Posted by: mikeski is helping! at October 29, 2026 02:45 AM (VHUov)

380 LOL
Posted by: m


Thanks, it's nice to be appreciated. 🙃

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 02:47 AM (VHUov)

381 Halloween and Pittsburgh! Growing up there the local favorite candy bar was the Clark Bar!!

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at October 29, 2026 02:48 AM (mnFxU)

382 I voted early this time.
Posted by: Braenyard

I expect *trouble* this time. Our usual polling station is coupled with several other precincts, and so attracts many special interest group reps to set up tables between parking lot and building entrance.

"Hot" issues this year: 'Borshun. English as official language of the state... Let's just say that I'm in no mood to deal with leftists and expect them to be out in force.

Early voting here, is the same as same day-- you show ID, receive a ballot, vote, submit ballot, it goes into the lock-box-- no mail-in, no outdoor drop-box BS.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:49 AM (rdVOm)

383 Us small m's gotta hang together.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:50 AM (odBC9)

384 I personally think the post office in some areas is in on the cheat.
Posted by: Reforger


I mean, they've been caught at it. "Losing," destroying, or burning ballots in red areas.

Most recently in the 2026 primaries, in Utah. Also NJ, KY, and MA, just from the front page of a DDG search (+AI).

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 02:51 AM (VHUov)

385 miklos is a small m

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:52 AM (odBC9)

386 372 They're some knives coming out ...

Harbor Freight has a 9" hunting knife for $7.99.
You never know when a stashed knife will come in handy.
I have a WWI bayonet in the middle drawer of my desk.
Employee comes in with a complaint I set it on top.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:54 AM (jU8k8)

387 made the last part up

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 02:54 AM (jU8k8)

388 Us small m's gotta hang together.

miklos is a small m
Posted by: m


Let's include publius and nurse and tcn and the rest of the lowercase brigade, even if m is the best letter.

Except exodus. He can take a long walk off a lowercase pier.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 02:56 AM (VHUov)

389 One of the local D candidates for state office, is a former postal clerk. Retired after decades at usps... wonder how many suspected R ballots he personally made disappear?

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

390 >>Harbor Freight has a 9" hunting knife for $7.99.

Nice price! I should go there... Need something for the car.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 02:59 AM (rdVOm)

391
I first saw that "nerd sniping" thing with something about the "chain fountain" behavior (look that up, it's mind blowing).

There was some disagreement on some of the nitty-gritty of what was going on, just how the forces worked. That could be settled by doing some experiments with little chains in zero-g.

They got Don Pettit to do it aboard the ISS on his last stint, and succeeded because he was a sucker for nerd sniping.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 02:59 AM (w6EFb)

392
Don Pettit's chain experiment:
https://t.ly/uLfSE

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 03:02 AM (w6EFb)

393 235 How were the tomatoes doing?
Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 11:43 PM (VHUov)

******
Lol. Good, I guess. They've had a rough summer due to hot weather and drought.

Are you they guy who used to add stuff to your nic to make me laugh? Or am I finally losing it?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 11:50 PM (hzuYO)

Might be miklos?

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:03 AM (odBC9)

394 I miss miklos! Haven't seen him for a long while. Hope he's OK.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:04 AM (rdVOm)

395 We call a w a double-u even though it's a double-v, but no one calls an m a double-n.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:04 AM (aKiSo)

396 *waves at miklos*

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:04 AM (odBC9)

397 And a B is just two D's in a trenchcoat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:06 AM (aKiSo)

398 A W that's curved at the pointy parts would be sorta U+U.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:10 AM (odBC9)

399 Not sure that I should just get up

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 03:10 AM (Ia/+0)

400 400

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:11 AM (odBC9)

401 398 A W that's curved at the pointy parts would be sorta U+U.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:10 AM (odBC9)

... that's curved at the lower pointy parts.
(Not to get all technical with the wording.)

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:11 AM (odBC9)

402

Does anyone have a source or a link to a source for the Fun-Size Salad Packs that was posted here a few years ago?

I might need to spread some unhappiness this Halloween.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 29, 2026 03:12 AM (FlRtG)

403 Think it's genesis is a double v.
Although civilized people pronounce it dub ya.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 03:12 AM (jU8k8)

404 Not found

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

405 Does anyone have a source or a link to a source for the Fun-Size Salad Packs that was posted here a few years ago?

I might need to spread some unhappiness this Halloween.
Posted by: Arbalest

LOL. Pretty sure those were Foto-Chop

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:14 AM (rdVOm)

406 404 Not found
Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:13 AM (rdVOm)

Aw, man! Good one.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:14 AM (odBC9)

407 395 We call a w a double-u even though it's a double-v, but no one calls an m a double-n.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:04 AM (aKiSo)

In typesetting, an em-dash is twice the length of an en-dash. So, in that context, an em is a double-en.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:16 AM (odBC9)

408 And then there's Auntie Em.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:16 AM (odBC9)

409 Spanish calls 'W'

doble ve

(double v)

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:16 AM (rdVOm)

410

LOL. Pretty sure those were Foto-Chop

Well, I was hoping ...

I'm too lazy to recycle some taterchip bags.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 29, 2026 03:17 AM (FlRtG)

411 408 And then there's Auntie Em.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:16 AM (odBC9)

Did you know if you put an Em and an Auntie Em together it creates a huge explosion?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:18 AM (aKiSo)

412 >> You forgot the link.

That got me. LOL. But I cheated and looked it up. The exact solution to that is the equivalent resistance is (4/pi - 1/2).

And this is the discrete equivalent of the capacitance/resistance of a continuous medium, which Laplace's equation governs. It has nice solutions in 3D, well-behaved and allows for a "resistance to a ground plane at infinity" to be defined. The notion of "resistance to ground" of a ground rod is just this, approximating the earth as a infinite conducting medium.

Howeve, it 2D, because of the way Laplace's equation works, that thing diverges at infinity. The resistance between two points is finite, but the resistance to ground is infinite in 2D. In 3D it's finite as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 03:21 AM (w6EFb)

413 Japanese has a kanji that means "repeat the previous kanji," so they have a double letter for all their letters.

It's "々"

Which is useful when you don't want to write something like "龥" twice.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 03:23 AM (VHUov)

414 I'm too lazy to recycle some taterchip bags.
Posted by: Arbalest

Well, you could get some apples and pears... or put cut-up veggies into zip bags...

Heck, it's probly cheaper to just buy candy.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:24 AM (rdVOm)

415 What a piece of shit for melting down perfectly good, valuable motors.

Posted by: Pooklord at October 29, 2026 03:24 AM (9MAOs)

416
The 2D vs 3D difference with Laplace's equation behavior led one mathematician to describe it as drunk man can always find his way home, but a drunk bird may not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 03:25 AM (w6EFb)

417 It's later than it should be. She y'all tomorrow. 'night

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 03:28 AM (jU8k8)

418 Night, Braenyard

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:28 AM (rdVOm)

419 413 Japanese has a kanji that means "repeat the previous kanji," so they have a double letter for all their letters.

It's "々"

Which is useful when you don't want to write something like "龥" twice.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 03:23 AM (VHUov)

huh
That's cool.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:29 AM (odBC9)

420 >>>something like "龥"

Hoping that's not a NSFW word.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:30 AM (odBC9)

421

Well, you could get some apples and pears... or put cut-up veggies into zip bags...

But, where's your Halloween spirit? I mean, there are the commercial aspect, an eco-granola-healthy-eating aspect and an extra-dietary-fiber aspect that must be introduced to the people ...


Heck, it's probly cheaper to just buy candy.

I guess that you don't really get into Dark Ops, do you.

Posted by: Arbalest at October 29, 2026 03:30 AM (FlRtG)

422 >>Which is useful when you don't want to write something like "龥" twice.

Heh.

Reminds me of the dude at work, that had these 5 kanji symbols tattooed on his arm. Swore that they "spelled [his] name" LMAO!

I tried to explain that kanji didn't work like that...

"OH, NO! THAT SPELLS MY NAME! _ _ _ _ _!"

Uh, yeah ok, sure bud... that spells your name. *snort!*

(Wonder what it *really* said?)

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:34 AM (rdVOm)

423 I guess that you don't really get into Dark Ops, do you.
Posted by: Arbalest

*lowers head in shame*

No... No, I guess not...

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:35 AM (rdVOm)

424 411 408 And then there's Auntie Em.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:16 AM (odBC9)

Did you know if you put an Em and an Auntie Em together it creates a huge explosion?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:18 AM (aKiSo)

M&M

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:35 AM (odBC9)

425 Banhammer is smokin' tonight!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:37 AM (Asc1p)
-

I'm afraid to say LOL ever again.

Oops.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 03:36 AM (5UTWB)

426 Uh, yeah ok, sure bud... that spells your name. *snort!*

(Wonder what it *really* said?)

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:34 AM (rdVOm)

Could have been katakana? That's sort of angular and pointy like kanji, and it's used to "spell" foreign loan words and names. Or maybe it's some weird self-made mash-up of the sound-reading of each kanji that vaguely resembles the guy's name? That would be super weird though. Like a Chinese dude with "Ching Chong" tattooed on his back but the g's are 9's, or something....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:40 AM (aKiSo)

427 Warai-otoko--

NOT katakana or hiragana. Definitely kanji.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:41 AM (rdVOm)

428 425 Banhammer is smokin' tonight!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 01:37 AM (Asc1p)
-

I'm afraid to say LOL ever again.

Oops.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 29, 2026 03:36 AM (5UTWB)

You could say ΛΟΛ.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:48 AM (odBC9)

429 You could say ΛΟΛ.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:48 AM (odBC9)

That's the frat house that got shut down for making too many Dad Jokes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:49 AM (aKiSo)

430 429 You could say ΛΟΛ.
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:48 AM (odBC9)

That's the frat house that got shut down for making too many Dad Jokes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:49 AM (aKiSo)

Zeta Ate-A Theta!

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:50 AM (odBC9)

431 There's a defunct blog called "hanzismatter" that answered questions about misused kanji/hanzi characters. He found out there was a "tattoo manual" that gave kanji-to-English-letter "translations" that were completely made up.

https://is.gd/zJHTjT

It got to the point where 4 out of 5 of his posts were about tattoos that used that book.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 03:53 AM (VHUov)

432 431 There's a defunct blog called "hanzismatter" that answered questions about misused kanji/hanzi characters. He found out there was a "tattoo manual" that gave kanji-to-English-letter "translations" that were completely made up.

https://is.gd/zJHTjT

It got to the point where 4 out of 5 of his posts were about tattoos that used that book.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 03:53 AM (VHUov)

"tattoo manual"
It got to the point

Inadvertent pun.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:55 AM (odBC9)

433 Kanji is super weird. There's a generic "this is the sound it makes" reading, the "this is the original Chinese meaning" reading, the "this is the Japanese meaning", and the "This is the japanese word for what the ideogram literally means in Chinese when you read it as its individual components, regardless of what it means in Chinese now" reading. And I think some even have a "screw it, it can sound like this too because why not" reading. I'm sure i'm butchering all that, but it's that sort of thing, and each way of reading a character has a name in Japanese and the hell i'm going to actually remember what any of those names are.

So one character can be read a whole bunch of different ways depending on context.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 03:57 AM (aKiSo)

434 That gets a verse in Stephen Lynch's "Tattoo" song too:

You think that symbol in Japanese
Means "strength" or "honor?"
Ni----, please!
It means "queer tattoo....."

https://youtu.be/eQvdSwXLY5w

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 03:57 AM (VHUov)

435 mikeski-- that looks plausible. Except for the "t"-- not enough brush-strokes there.

All of his "letters" looked so complex... but what do I know? I can't read kanji, after all.

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 03:58 AM (rdVOm)

436 Inadvertent pun.
Posted by: m


Ha! You saw what I didn't see that I did there.

Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 03:59 AM (VHUov)

437 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:01 AM (odBC9)

438 Why get your own name tattooed on yourself in a foreign language/script, even if you did manage to do it correctly?

Are you worried you might get bonked on the head and wake up Japanese and have no idea what your name is?

Imagine waking up with amnesia but you're Japanese now, and you look down and see "Dave" tattooed on your arm and you think "Well shit, I guess I'm gay."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2026 04:01 AM (aKiSo)

439 436 Inadvertent pun.
Posted by: m

Ha! You saw what I didn't see that I did there.
Posted by: mikeski at October 29, 2026 03:59 AM (VHUov)

ha!

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 04:02 AM (odBC9)

440
That drunk man vs drunk bird thing is the "random walk" problem (which is related to diffusion). You start out at a point. You take a step of some finite distance, just say 1 unit in a random direction. And you keep doing that with each step. One unit is random direction. That models a drunk.

Now, ask the question. What is the probability that the drunk will get to some destination point? That is, if he starts out at point A, will he ever get to point B? For 1 and 2 dimensions, that probability is 100%. It may take a loooongg time, infinite in fact, but it's certain the drunk will get to any other chosen point in the space.

Now, for 3D and higher, that probability drops off. In 3D space, the probability, even after an infinite number of steps of getting to point B is only 1/3.

And all that is the same problem as the infinite grid of resistors.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 29, 2026 04:02 AM (w6EFb)

441 pixy!

Posted by: clarence at October 29, 2026 04:02 AM (WZjs1)

442 ...So one character can be read a whole bunch of different ways depending on context.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Well, he seemed like a nice enough guy. I sure hope his tat doesn't contain a nasty message!

Posted by: JQ at October 29, 2026 04:08 AM (rdVOm)

443 The joke in Washington during the Manhattan project, you could always tell when Niels Bohr was soon going to show up at your office soon, because you’d hear brakes howling and tires screeching. He was well known to be absent minded, the security services tailed these guys and wrote that he seemed to pay no attention or regard to traffic. He needed his wife to keep his clothes straight, he would show up for work at the T-area at Los Alamos with horribly mismatched clothes, and a Jethro Bodine style rope-belt when she was out of town.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 29, 2026 04:44 AM (X3owK)

444 35 Marines birthday is Nov 2.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 10:17 PM

Blasphemy! Marine Corps Birthday is Nov. 10!!!

Posted by: USMCMGB at October 29, 2026 06:10 AM (VRxcs)

Dungeon City Cafe

treeofclouds.jpg


Swan dive belly flop.

Simpsons-themed Halloween house decorations.

Sometimes you just need to stick your paw in your mouth.

Fussy raven strips the leaves off a strawberry before accepting it.

Playing with a raven in the snow.

Sometimes a monkey just needs a hug.

This 800 year old linden tree is a real chonky chungus.

A sad photo won the 2026 Wildlife Photograph of the Year. It shows a grieving mother elephant carrying her dead calf with her trunk.

The red and white giant flying squirrel. He's a big boy as far as gliding animals go. Here's a picture of one of these chonky boys in flight.

FAQ: Do owls sneeze?

Owls being cute weirdos.

Sea otter plays basketball with a pumpkin.



Old but great: service dog likes the slide.





Apparently that's real:

More than 85m beneath the famous fairy chimneys of Cappadocia lies a massive subterranean city that was in near-constant use for thousands of years.


Violent gusts whipped loose soil into the air as I hiked through Cappadocia's Love Valley. Pink- and yellow-hued hillsides coloured the rolling landscape scarred with deep red canyons, and chimneystack rock formations loomed in the distance. It was arid, hot, windy and devastatingly beautiful. Millennia ago, this volatile, volcanic environment naturally sculpted the spires surrounding me into their conical, mushroom-capped shapes, which now draw millions of visitors to hike or hot-air balloon in the central Turkish region.

But beneath Cappadocia's crumbling surface, a marvel of equally gargantuan proportions lay hidden away for centuries; a subterranean city that could conceal the whereabouts of up to 20,000 inhabitants for months at a time.

The ancient city of Elengubu, known today as Derinkuyu, burrows more than 85m below the Earth's surface, encompassing 18 levels of tunnels. The largest excavated underground city in the world, it was in near-constant use for thousands of years, changing hands from the Phrygians to the Persians to the Christians of the Byzantine Era. It was finally abandoned in the 1920s by the Cappadocian Greeks when they faced defeat during the Greco-Turkish war and fled abruptly en masse to Greece. Not only do its cave-like rooms stretch on for hundreds of miles, but it's thought the more than 200 small, separate underground cities that have also been discovered in the region may be connected to these tunnels, creating a massive subterranean network.

According to my guide, Suleman, Derinkuyu was only "rediscovered" in 1963 by an anonymous local who kept losing his chickens. While he was renovating his home, the poultry would disappear into a small crevasse created during the remodel, never to be seen again. Upon closer investigation and some digging, the Turk unearthed a dark passageway. It was the first of more than 600 entrances found within private homes leading to the subterrestrial city of Derinkuyu.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM




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Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
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BREAKING: Colleague @davidspunt reports via two sources familiar that there is an ongoing DOJ "aggressive criminal investigation" into Daniel J. Sullivan appearing on the ballot for US Senate in Alaska, and the investigation has intensified in the wake of the bombshell NYT report today.

DOJ sources tell David that multiple grand jury subpoenas will be issued in the coming hours and days, and there are preservation orders to cell phone companies that are being prepared regarding text messages and emails that may build a timeline for how Daniel J. Sullivan was placed on the ballot.

The investigation is being handled by the U.S. Attorney's Office in Alaska and federal prosecutors are interested in potential charges relating to the depravation of rights of Alaska voters. The investigation is expected to go beyond Election Day and has been underway for several months.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 07:11 PM (kX27y)

2 Pretty tree

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:12 PM (8B4gm)

3 Nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:14 PM (8B4gm)

4 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 07:14 PM (fO5H9)

5 My painting of a single tree. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Ti9vn)

6 The wonderful, fresh bouquet of the Café continues.

Thank you Ace, and the AoSHQ Café Custodial Staff !

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 07:15 PM (0sNs1)

7 "It shows a grieving mother elephant carrying her dead calf with her trunk."

Kinda morbid. That was the best they could come up with?
Reminds me of the GOP.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 07:16 PM (MWfyi)

8 A man knocked down a basement wall, finding a 2,000-year-old underground city
Chasing his chickens through a hole in his basement during renovations came across an abandoned underground city that once housed 20,000 people
The ancient city of Elengubu, known today as Derinkuyu https://t.co/0y5SxlSUP9
- Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 28, 2026


"So, do you have a movie for me?"
"Yes sir, I do! We'll have a famous chicken starring as a daring professor of archaeology who finds a mysterious city in China..."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 07:16 PM (jb8Ss)

9 I am tickled by ace's headlines today. En Fuego!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 07:17 PM (wVcYX)

10 leading to the subterrestrial city of Derinkuyu.


Dink a dink a doo?

Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa!

Posted by: Zombie The Schnoz at October 28, 2026 07:18 PM (fO5H9)

11 Your Wings painting is great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:18 PM (8B4gm)

12 "Yes sir, I do! We'll have a famous chicken starring as a daring professor of archaeology who finds a mysterious city in China..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 07:16 PM


Are you going to serve as bluebell's agent?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 07:18 PM (0sNs1)

13 My painting of a single tree. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Ti9vn)

Would hang.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 07:18 PM (wVcYX)

14 I think I saw that underground city in a Netflix documentary called Ancient Apocalypse, which is pretty good. The level of forethought that went into it is insane. Oh, and it's carved out of rock.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 07:19 PM (l26NL)

15 That tree at top has 'connections' at the the highest level.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 07:19 PM (LHPAg)

16 but why

just more examples of why women live longer than men.

Also

"It was there"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 07:19 PM (vJrRc)

17 2026, the year of the ' we are sick of your shit' election

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:20 PM (8Uo7a)

18
Marc Elias is an evil man -


John Reese - Person of Interest
@Rickisback_ON_X
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2h
Just In: Per Mark Halperin on Megyn Kelly, the Marc Elias law firm was involved in the fake Dan Sullivan Candidate search in the Alaska Senate race.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 07:20 PM (kX27y)

19 Your Wings painting is great.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:18 PM (8B4gm)

Thanks . One of my top five sitcoms. It's from the closing credits.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:21 PM (Ti9vn)

20 "It shows a grieving mother elephant carrying her dead calf with her trunk."

Kinda morbid. That was the best they could come up with?

Posted by: fd


It works for the Newbery awards

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 07:21 PM (vJrRc)

21 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

22 A man knocked down a basement wall, finding a 2,000-year-old underground city
Chasing his chickens through a hole in his basement during renovations came across an abandoned underground city that once housed 20,000 people
The ancient city of Elengubu, known today as Derinkuyu https://t.co/0y5SxlSUP9
- Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 28, 2026

"So, do you have a movie for me?"
"Yes sir, I do! We'll have a famous chicken starring as a daring professor of archaeology who finds a mysterious city in China..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 07:16 PM (jb8Ss)

Sneks. Why did it have to be sneks.

Posted by: Prof. Bluebell the Chicken at October 28, 2026 07:21 PM (wVcYX)

23 "So, do you have a movie for me?"
"Yes sir, I do! We'll have a famous chicken starring as a daring professor of archaeology who finds a mysterious city in China..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 07:16 PM (jb8Ss)
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I'm picturing "Chicken Boo" from Animaniacs in this role...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 07:22 PM (FZ29D)

24 --- > as I hiked through Cappadocia's Love Valley.
Pink- and yellow-hued hillsides coloured the rolling landscape
scarred with deep red canyons,
_Bernie Sanders?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 07:22 PM (jU8k8)

25 I've got one of those cities hidden behind a wall in my basement. I have a whole bunch of tiny aliens living there and every time I visit the yell, All Hail Jack!

True story.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

26
Derinkuyu was only "rediscovered" in 1963 by an anonymous local who kept losing his chickens. While he was renovating his home, the poultry would disappear into a small crevasse created during the remodel, never to be seen again.

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Great setup for a horror flick about ghost chickens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 07:22 PM (mmrXZ)

27 When I and Kenny B dug that big hole in the yard, we fully intended on a city for 20,000

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 07:23 PM (RIvkX)

28 Some lowlife dirtbag vandalized the 9/11 Memorial.

https://tinyurl.com/y4v7x4db

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 28, 2026 07:23 PM (3ImbR)

29 Simpsons theme is pretty good

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

30 Damn, those people diving into the water from crazy places are darwin awards waiting to happen. I know 2 people, friends of mine who died doing that. One was a kid I went to school with. 1 day after graduation. They were jumping off a bridge. He misjudged the jump, and broke his head open like a melon when he hit a chunk of concrete under the surface. The next one was a few years later. He jumped off a cliff a little over 100 feet up at some quarry. Never surfaced. Divers had to find his body. People are frigging nuts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 07:23 PM (vzuC7)

31 Voted today. First time I was allowed to have a preferred candidate list to look at while voting . Necessary because the local offices like school board don't list Party.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:24 PM (Ti9vn)

32 Derinkuyu was only "rediscovered" in 1963 by an anonymous local who kept losing his chickens. While he was renovating his home, the poultry would disappear into a small crevasse created during the remodel, never to be seen again.
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This does prompt the question, "What is down there eating chickens?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)

33 Sometimes you are in the right place at the right time with a camera like the top photo.

Skateboard height jumping dude ain't going to live long based on his choice to jump into boulders under the water from that bridge. He was lucky.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 07:24 PM (hzuYO)

34
Just In: Per Mark Halperin on Megyn Kelly, the Marc Elias law firm was involved in the fake Dan Sullivan Candidate search in the Alaska Senate race.
Posted by: beckster

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What kind of idiot needs a pricey law firm for this anyway? There are a gazillion public databases of names.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 07:24 PM (mmrXZ)

35 >>What kind of idiot needs a pricey law firm for this anyway? There are a gazillion public databases of names.

He was the one who came up with the idea. So low level staffer got the assignment to find another Dan Sullivan.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

36 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 07:23 PM (vzuC7)

Whenever I watch the Red Bull events or those crazy diving vids ,etc I always have to comment:

White Boyz Be Crazy

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:26 PM (Ti9vn)

37 What kind of idiot needs a pricey law firm for this anyway? There are a gazillion public databases of names.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

He and the guy that double jumped off the rock won't see too many more birthdays.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:27 PM (8B4gm)

38 Some lowlife dirtbag vandalized the 9/11 Memorial.

https://tinyurl.com/y4v7x4db

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 28, 2026 07:23 PM (3ImbR)

They need to be machine gunned to an unrecognizable mass, then reassembled like a dinosaur skeleton with pins and rods, then machine gunned again.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 07:27 PM (vzuC7)

39 Some lowlife dirtbag vandalized the 9/11 Memorial.
https://tinyurl.com/y4v7x4db
Posted by: IrishEi

Another (likely illegal alien) sawed the head off of a Marine on the Iwo Jima monument.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 07:28 PM (l26NL)

40 What kind of idiot needs a pricey law firm for this anyway? There are a gazillion public databases of names.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

When only the lowest will do

Posted by: Elias Cheatum and Howe at October 28, 2026 07:28 PM (ik4bQ)

41 Why did the chicken slip into a crevasse?

Posted by: Just The Punchline at October 28, 2026 07:28 PM (wVcYX)

42 I choose to believe the chickens built the underground city

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 07:28 PM (4HoLg)

43 I saw Subterranean Chicken open for the Byrds. It was unreal.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

44
He was the one who came up with the idea. So low level staffer got the assignment to find another Dan Sullivan.
Posted by: JackStraw

===============

Oh, of course. I'm hearing another story right now about how they wanted to start a fake MAGA party. "Dan Sullivan, party affiliation MAGA." Frat game politics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 07:29 PM (mmrXZ)

45 We'll have a famous chicken starring as a daring professor of archaeology who finds a mysterious city in China..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


And the chicken is then accused of rape by several TAs

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:29 PM (88C+u)

46 Did the guy find his chickens?
Enquiring minds you know!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 28, 2026 07:29 PM (NnhvP)

47 Some lowlife dirtbag vandalized the 9/11 Memorial.
https://tinyurl.com/y4v7x4db
Posted by: IrishEi

He's in federal custody.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:30 PM (8B4gm)

48 Nurse is getting some good, quality sea otter content this week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 07:30 PM (l0mRP)

49 As pointed out elsewhere, the buried lede in the alaska scandal is that there must be a solid GOP win coming.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 07:31 PM (4HoLg)

50 Derinkuyu was only "rediscovered" in 1963 by an anonymous local who kept losing his chickens. While he was renovating his home, the poultry would disappear into a small crevasse created during the remodel, never to be seen again.

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids!

Posted by: Old Man Jenkins at October 28, 2026 07:31 PM (wVcYX)

51 The underground city inhabited by fox humanoid hybrids.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:31 PM (Ti9vn)

52 If mentioned, I missed it that this undergraduate city is in Turkey

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

53 Test

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)

54 Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 07:31 PM (4HoLg)

Besides the usual Winston Wolfe quotes, there may be an undercurrent of trying to raise the moles all at once.
Biden "won" 2020 by defrauding several states at once. Trump's legal team could not whack all those moles at once.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:32 PM (88C+u)

55 There is a Derinkuyu beneath Las Vegas. The storm drain system or what ever it is. Crackheads, drug addicts, there was even a famous old porn star living down there.

Fuck Turkey. Muslim Schmucks.

Posted by: Zombie Bugsy Siegel at October 28, 2026 07:33 PM (Ssbab)

56 Nicki Minaj may be whatever you think she is
But one thing for sure is that she is a Trumper.
Have a look, scroll through it and see:

https://x.com/NICKIMINAJ

https://twitterviewer.net/NICKIMINAJ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 07:33 PM (jU8k8)

57 I, for one, welcome our subterranean chicken overlords.

It's gotta be better then having Democrats in charge.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 07:34 PM (wVcYX)

58 This does prompt the question, "What is down there eating chickens?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)


I wonder if the map could be used for some sort of Doom II or Castle Wolfenstein reboot game.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

59 According to Night Stalker, SanFran has an underground city.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:34 PM (Ti9vn)

60 Bet that otter is a Sophie Cunningham fan

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

61 We were never here.

Posted by: The Chickens at October 28, 2026 07:35 PM (RIvkX)

62 Fuck Turkey. Muslim Schmucks.
Posted by: Zombie Bugsy Siegel at October 28, 2026 07:33 PM

What that guy said.

Posted by: Greece at October 28, 2026 07:35 PM (l0mRP)

63 According to Night Stalker, SanFran has an underground city.
Posted by: polynikes

I thought that was Seattle.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL)

64 What is this stupidity on Fox, the Ingraham Angle to be precise? They are blurring out the faces of people behind Trump as he is giving the speech.

I thought people were there to be seen with Trump.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 07:36 PM (ZNpJk)

65 Apologies for jumping into a happy thread but I just returned from DC and it was beautiful there today. Saw a few NG troopers walking around, smiling and talking with the citizenry. Just awesome.

The rate of aggravated assault declined 31%… The rate of property victimization declined 19%… The rates of burglary or trespassing (down 25%), motor vehicle theft (down 30%), and other types of household theft (down 19%) decreased from 2024 to 2025.

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Outside of Democrat-run jurisdictions America is one of the safest big countries, if not THE safest, and outside of Democrat-run states, the rconomy is the strongest in the world. By far.

Thank you PDJT!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 07:36 PM (WKesY)

66 Cotton tree very pretty.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 07:36 PM (Cqx++)

67 Darren McGavin stars in: The Night Pecker.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 07:36 PM (wVcYX)

68 Turkish chupacabra lives in the cave.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:37 PM (8B4gm)

69 37 What kind of idiot needs a pricey law firm for this anyway? There are a gazillion public databases of names.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Lawyer-client privilege. Democrats use law firms to hide dirty political jobs. Reason why Marc Elias worked at Perkins Cooie before they parted ways. Perkins Cooie reported had its own SCIF where Democrat operatives who were also contractors for the FBI used NSA and other classified databases to spy on GOP members of Congress, GOP political operatives, donors etc.

Smith took it a step further during his quest to put Trump in jail and included even people buying MAGA hats and small time donors number thousands of people.

Democrats are basically using national security databases to spy on GOP and anyone getting in their way. And corrupt pieces of shit GOPe operatives like former senator from NC Richard Burr knew this (Senate intel chair and ranking member before retiring). Burr kept quiet because he used similar data to get his family generational wealth through trading and investments.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 07:37 PM (E4rtv)

70 >>>Sometimes a monkey just needs a hug.

And sometimes a monkey just needs to eat someone's face. Choose your moments well.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 28, 2026 07:37 PM (syz1S)

71 New York having been around for 400 years has acquired a lot of interconnected tunnels, and I understand some of the "abandoned" tunnels are now housing the hoboshomelessunhoused.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:37 PM (88C+u)

72
According to Night Stalker, SanFran has an underground city.
Posted by: polynikes

I thought that was Seattle.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly


Yeah, Night Stalker TV movie was Seattle. It was just on MOVIES! channel this past weekend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 07:38 PM (Cqx++)

73 According to Night Stalker, SanFran has an underground city.
Posted by: polynikes

I thought that was Seattle.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL)

Was it? Maybe I'm thinking of another show where San Fran built on top of the 1908 earthquake damage.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:38 PM (Ti9vn)

74 Fuck Turkey. Muslim Schmucks.
Posted by: Zombie Bugsy Siegel at October 28, 2026 07:33 PM

What that guy said.
Posted by: Greece at October 28, 2026 07:35 PM (l0mRP)

Ditto.

Posted by: Cyprus at October 28, 2026 07:38 PM (wSZ/B)

75 According to Night Stalker, SanFran has an underground city.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:34 PM (Ti9vn)
=====

In Chinatown

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 07:38 PM (RIvkX)

76 Obama's still packing them in. I asked chat this.

Where's obama's speech tonight?
Room capacity?

🏟️ What is the arena's capacity?
The The Arena at Southlake has a capacity of approximately 8,000 people.

The Arena At Southlake

Address: 1300 Southlake Circle, Morrow, Georgia.
Maximum venue capacity: Approximately 8,000.
Expected attendance tonight: I couldn't confirm an official attendance figure. The number attending Obama's rally could be lower than the arena's maximum capacity.



Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 07:39 PM (Sco7b)

77 64 What is this stupidity on Fox, the Ingraham Angle to be precise? They are blurring out the faces of people behind Trump as he is giving the speech.

I thought people were there to be seen with Trump.
Posted by: Decaf

James Murdoch hates Trump and hates Elon too by the way. Bleeping globalist nepot and a good reason never to watch Fox. They did the same with supporting Thatcher and then pivoting to supporting Blair with their papers in the UK. All of the family are pieces of human excrement including ole Rupert himself. Nasty critters involved in the whole 2020 steal as well with their call in AZ starting the whole shutdown of counting in multiple swing states simultaneously.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 07:40 PM (E4rtv)

78 I saw that otter on TV yesterday. Or the day before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

79 I can't find anything about San Fran having underground city. False memory I guess.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:41 PM (Ti9vn)

80 >>>59 According to Night Stalker, SanFran has an underground city.

nope, seattle. and that's a fact. Seattle was prone to flooding so they re-graded the city and buried the first two (?) floors of buildings under fill and made the old third story "street level."

It doesn't look like it does in the TV movie, though. That's just a set.

This was in the second Kolchak TV movie, The Night Strangler, which I think is better than the first one.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 07:42 PM (1wjle)

81 Fuck Turkey. Muslim Schmucks.
Posted by: Zombie Bugsy Siegel

=====

Wife and I are visiting Barcelona next October, and the thought has crossed my mind - see the Sagrada Familia before it gets Hagia Sophia'd.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 07:42 PM (4HoLg)

82 you see the Seattle underground in the bizarro movie "Malignant" (the James Wan WTF movie).

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 07:43 PM (1wjle)

83 >>Wife and I are visiting Barcelona next October,

It's pronounced Barthelona.

Tourist.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)

84 New York having been around for 400 years has acquired a lot of interconnected tunnels, and I understand some of the "abandoned" tunnels are now housing the hoboshomelessunhoused.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:37 PM (88C+u)

Correct. The Mole People. Most work t Coney Island when they are not in jail.

Posted by: Mole People King Blind Dirty Bastard The First at October 28, 2026 07:43 PM (Ssbab)

85 I never saw much daylight between Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch. They were both running tabloid trash papers in London.
The only difference is that we know the geo-coordinates of the pedo island for the first one's family.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:43 PM (88C+u)

86

They also used the Bradbury building in The Night Strangler.

https://t.ly/u6rzh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 07:44 PM (Cqx++)

87 Bleeping globalist nepot and a good reason never to watch Fox.
Posted by: whig

I had weened myself from Fox except for Maria in the Morning. Now, even that is gone.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 07:44 PM (l26NL)

88 Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 07:42 PM (1wjle)

Yeah but still..

( channeling a lefty)

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:44 PM (Ti9vn)

89 New York having been around for 400 years has acquired a lot of interconnected tunnels, and I understand some of the "abandoned" tunnels are now housing the hoboshomelessunhoused.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:37 PM (88C+u)
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According to the afterword in "Reliquary" by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, the "Mole people" of Manhattan are quite real, living most of their lives in the underground tunnels. Some estimates say there are as many as 30 levels *below* some buildings.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 07:44 PM (FZ29D)

90 >>>They also used the Bradbury building in The Night Strangler.

oh yeah, I have a hazy memory of that now that you mention it.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 07:45 PM (1wjle)

91 New York having been around for 400 years has acquired a lot of interconnected tunnels, and I understand some of the "abandoned" tunnels are now housing the hoboshomelessunhoused.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:37 PM (88C+u)

Correct. The Mole People. Most work t Coney Island when they are not in jail.
Posted by: Mole People King Blind Dirty Bastard The First at October 28, 2026 07:43 PM (Ssbab)

Splitters!

Posted by: C.H.U.D.s at October 28, 2026 07:45 PM (wVcYX)

92 "Yes sir, I do! We'll have a famous chicken starring as a daring professor of archaeology who finds a mysterious city in China..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 07:16 PM


Ohhh...chasing your chicken through a hole is TIGHT!

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 07:45 PM (SwyyQ)

93 This was in the second Kolchak TV movie, The Night Strangler, which I think is better than the first one.
Posted by: ace

I concur. Plus, a better bosomy girlfriend.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 07:45 PM (l26NL)

94
Puff and Ruth to the vet today for their annual exam and shots. Considering they're both wild children, they behaved fine. They were found to be in good health. Doc is always amazed at how clean everyone's teeth are.

I'd like to think our vet wished all her clients were like us. Our dogs are well taken care of, well maintained and well socialized. We can discuss problems and solutions intelligently. And if the time comes, we accept it and stay with them to the end.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 07:46 PM (eRlcH)

95 >>>Sometimes a monkey just needs a hug.

And sometimes a monkey just needs to eat someone's face. Choose your moments well.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


The guys in the video are definitely betting on "face eating"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 07:47 PM (vJrRc)

96 The only thing Barack is packing in tonight is his colon.

Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag, democrat homosexual at October 28, 2026 07:47 PM (Ssbab)

97 San Francisco's underground is all above the ground since the 1960s

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

98 >Wife and I are visiting Barcelona next October,

It's pronounced Barthelona.

Tourist.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:43 PM (viF8m)

--------------

When we were there in 2019 I refused to pronounce it that way. People seemed to be OK with it.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 07:48 PM (ZNpJk)

99 I know that Atlanta has some parts of it underground and I believe Oklahoma City did at one time or another.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 07:48 PM (TN0g+)

100 "Mole people" of Manhattan are quite real, living most of their lives in the underground tunnels. Some estimates say there are as many as 30 levels *below* some buildings.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Well, yes. The foundations of skyscrapers have to be very, very deep, or they fall over like those Chinese high-rises.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 07:48 PM (vJrRc)

101 >>I concur. Plus, a better bosomy girlfriend.

Oh, I don't remember her. I usually do.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 07:49 PM (1wjle)

102
@nicksortor is currently in an active Live Broadcast, click to watch
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
·
35m
LMAO! The crowd at Barack Obama's rally in Georgia looks COMPLETELY checked out as they send out some "performer" screaming gibberish into a mic, which the crowd can't even HEAR

The "performer" is buying time for Obama, who is now WELL over an hour late to speak 🤣

A GREAT representation of the Obama presidency right here 😂

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 07:49 PM (kX27y)

103 It's pronounced Barthelona.

Tourist.
Posted by: JackStraw

===

I'm assembling my Sheriff J. W. Pepper vacation wardrobe.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 07:50 PM (4HoLg)

104 They also used the Bradbury building in The Night Strangler.

https://t.ly/u6rzh
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 07:44 PM (Cqx++)

Blade Runner used it...

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2026 07:50 PM (j10i6)

105 Did you know there are 21 states where BOTH Senators are democrats?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 07:50 PM (TN0g+)

106 85 I never saw much daylight between Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch. They were both running tabloid trash papers in London.
The only difference is that we know the geo-coordinates of the pedo island for the first one's family.
Posted by: 88C+u
=====
We know Maxwell was also an intel asset for at least two spy agencies, mebbe three. CIA and MI-6 used him and his academic publishing company as a conduit to Leonid Brezhnev as Maxwell published some of Brezhnev's writings and as a result Maxwell got to spend alone time with him.

Given his state funeral in Israel attended by high ranking officials of Israel after his death, would not be surprised that he was a Mossad asset on occasion as well.

Ghislaine is just the type that would slide into Maxwell's role.

The Murdoch family probably also has intel ties. Rupert had a Hong Kong wife, Wendi Deng, at one time, had Saudi Prince bin Talal as a major silent investor, and Mick Jagger's ex Jerry Hall among others. Now married to a former Russian. Dumped a fiance in between hall and the Russian due to the fiance being a strong Christian which gave Rupert heebie jeebies.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 07:50 PM (E4rtv)

107
Daisy Ridley is supposed to be playing the David Hedison "Captain Crane" roll in a remake of "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea"

Could this be the peak Girl Boss moment we've not been waiting for?

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 07:50 PM (Y8DZL)

108
I know that Atlanta has some parts of it underground and I believe Oklahoma City did at one time or another.
Posted by: Crusader


I visited the Atlanta Underground in 1976. It's been closed and reopened several times since then.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 07:50 PM (Cqx++)

109 We are going to deflate the ball
Run an oversized engine
Snow bow the field for the field goal

and then

FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)

110 nope, seattle. and that's a fact. Seattle was prone to flooding so they re-graded the city and buried the first two (?) floors of buildings under fill and made the old third story "street level."

It doesn't look like it does in the TV movie, though. That's just a set.

This was in the second Kolchak TV movie, The Night Strangler, which I think is better than the first one.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 07:42 PM (1wjle)
----
Apparently Chicago has an extensive underground network of tunnels as well. Jim Butcher uses this on occasion in his Dresden Files series as a place for nastier supernatural critters to hang their hats (assuming they have heads...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 07:51 PM (FZ29D)

111 India has a retarded time zone.

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 07:51 PM (enNUy)

112 Oh, I don't remember her. I usually do.

Posted by: ace

Joanne Pflug I think. She was in the original movie MASH. She took car of Painless Paul, if I recall. She's hawt.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 07:51 PM (l26NL)

113
The "performer" is buying time for Obama, who is now WELL over an hour late to speak

__________

Punctuality is the courtesy of well-bred people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 07:52 PM (eRlcH)

114
We built this city
We built this city
In a big hole

Posted by: The chickens at October 28, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

115 Bradbury Bldg. the one from original Blade Runner? It's right across the street from the Grand Central Market in LA, which is worth visiting (lots of good Mexican and other cuisines, pretty authentic).

Without any arrangements at all you can walk in the Bradbury and look around (ground floor) during regular business hours. There are also tours by arrangement. Just walking in and looking up/around you get the bulk of the Blade Runner thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 07:52 PM (U/Byj)

116 I had weened myself from Fox except for Maria in the Morning. Now, even that is gone.
Posted by: Blutarski
========
James wants social recognition among Manhattan elites and doesn't have the rest of the Fox empire like movie studios anymore.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 07:52 PM (E4rtv)

117 Did you know there are 21 states where BOTH Senators are democrats?
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 07:50 PM (TN0g

Only 4 states have a split.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 07:53 PM (Ti9vn)

118 That was a good solid 30 minutes of MSNow. I'm done.

No Obama speech.
Eternal sadness.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)

119 Surprised he lived - photo of the flydubai's pilot's head that got the jihadi axe:

https://tinyurl.com/ys8hsmd2

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 07:53 PM (kX27y)

120 "Taking the leaves off strawberries"

Ahem: the calyxes. That raven dinner is going to become a big mess somewhere soon, on a car most likely.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2026 07:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

121 He's in federal custody.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:30 PM (8B4gm)
~~~~~

Excellent. President Trump said 10 years for defacing a national memorial. Hope he gets that.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 28, 2026 07:55 PM (3ImbR)

122 I visited the Atlanta Underground in 1976. It's been closed and reopened several times since then.
-----

Fascinating! What was it like back then?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 07:55 PM (TN0g+)

123 CPT

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:56 PM (8B4gm)

124
Trump speech: We're all friends here.

Obama speech: You're lucky I'm talking to you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 07:56 PM (eRlcH)

125 Everything is a cheat
At the touch screen they off calibrate
Or they make the printer need a second sheet but your precinct has 1 per voter
The polls close at 500 shut the fuck up and go home
You did not register by party (their is no registration by party)
The line stop here (inserts a piece of paper)
This is not your voting place (I voted here about 4 time)

Just a few things I have seen in my life.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

126 >>When we were there in 2019 I refused to pronounce it that way. People seemed to be OK with it.

I don't know why but I hear it's gotten much worse. I have some friends who visited in 2024 for the America's Cup races and they said many of the locals were openly hostile. Not to the point of violence, they just made it clear they thought the tourists, the ones who paid the bills, were beneath them.

They might not be as uppity now that muslims are burning their country down. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)

127 Evenin’, All. Happy Thursday Eve!

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 07:57 PM (77rzZ)

128 Pennsylvania is split Senators

Time forbed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)

129 If the 17th did not pass the Average term for a Senator would be 18.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:58 PM (/+uur)

130
What was it like back then?
Posted by: Crusader


Tourist trap. Shops and bars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)

131
Not to the point of violence, they just made it clear they thought the tourists, the ones who paid the bills, were beneath them.

___________

Why go there anyway?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 08:00 PM (eRlcH)

132 You know one thing I haven't seen in awhile that was big for awhile.

Fact-checkig ads.

I guess when no one trusts you, why are they going to trust your analysis.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 08:00 PM (Sco7b)

133 400K absentee ballots to be counted in Israel, which reportedly could affect allocation of up to 12 seats (don't axe me to figure that one out). Counting of these supposed to be finished by tomorrow, official final results announced Nov. 4.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:02 PM (U/Byj)

134 I went to Underground Atlanta before they redid it in the 80s. It was dingy and dangerous and interesting After they reopened it was was well lit and modernized and boring. I guess it's still open and like a underground mall with a bunch of touristy crap for sale.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:02 PM (MWfyi)

135 >>>"It was at the time of the [7th-Century] Islamic raids [on the predominantly Christian Byzantine Empire],
---

Fucking Islam

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:03 PM (jU8k8)

136 24 year of John Wayne McCornholeyn
things are great
Paxton
ooh ooh ooh gay dick cutting senator bestest ever
Fuck the Bushs

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:04 PM (/+uur)

137 >>Why go there anyway?

Beautiful city. Lots of history. Great food. Try the ham.

Seriously, it's a lovely city and it does have a ton of historical significance. Beautiful place.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:04 PM (viF8m)

138 133 400K absentee ballots to be counted in Israel, which reportedly could affect allocation of up to 12 seats (don't axe me to figure that one out). Counting of these supposed to be finished by tomorrow, official final results announced Nov. 4.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:02 PM (U/Byj)

More Muslim freely vote in Israel than the whole middle east.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:05 PM (/+uur)

139 Tree looks like a big old cotton ball.

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 08:05 PM (ZxPkt)

140 Tree looks like a big old cotton ball.
Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 08:05 PM (ZxPkt)
----
Ripe for the Q-tip harvest!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 08:08 PM (FZ29D)

141 Another day ending in Y with the VTuber drama cycle.

This is an ugly mess as the female VTuber Ember Paradox has admitted to being in RL a man using a cute avatar and a voice changer. It seems like they let things get out of control because they were having success and we now have hurt feelings and broken trusts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2026 08:09 PM (2GVsD)

142 rhomboid. those votes are called double envelopes. They are vote from medical, military and disabled voters that can't make it to the polls.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 08:09 PM (8Uo7a)

143 139 Hopefully, it doesn’t get cut down by a beavil.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:09 PM (77rzZ)

144 More Muslim freely vote in Israel than the whole middle east.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Apparently from reports, the Arabs got paid for their votes from countries abroad. SO possibly not 'free'ly.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:09 PM (E4rtv)

145 Benjamin Netanyahu - @netanyahu

Translated from Hebrew
Likud:
The elections in the State of Israel were stolen by Arab parties that support terrorism and the elimination of the Jewish state through serious criminal offenses of bribery, threats, violence, forgeries, and the use of prohibited software to mobilize voters.

The Likud party is transferring to the police, the Shin Bet, and the
Central Elections Committee hundreds of testimonies and pieces of evidence

envelopes with cash and Ra'am slips, threats and violence against polling station members, multiple voting behind the curtain, voting with double identities, discrepancies between the number of envelopes and the number of voters, the use of prohibited mobilization software, and more.

We demand from the police and the Shin Bet a thorough investigation into the election theft by the Arab parties and the full prosecution of the criminals.

We demand from the Central Elections Committee an immediate response to investigate these criminal offenses that have severely damaged the integrity of the elections in Israel and the election results.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:10 PM (jU8k8)

146 Ah, forgot to mention that they all have to be double verified since the person is not voting in a polling place.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 08:11 PM (8Uo7a)

147 You know who else had an underground complex built beneath the city?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX)

148 Portland Oregon has extensive tunnels under Old Town and Chinatown, Known as the Shanghai Tunnels.

Posted by: Mon Lee Chinee Take Out at October 28, 2026 08:11 PM (EdP2u)

149 134 I went to Underground Atlanta before they redid it in the 80s. It was dingy and dangerous and interesting After they reopened it was was well lit and modernized and boring. I guess it's still open and like a underground mall with a bunch of touristy crap for sale.
Posted by: fd

I think they are on their third iteration of Underground Atlanta. Version one got did in by crime, Version two, ditto as no one wanted to go downtown to that area as there were safer places to party, now they are on Version three.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:11 PM (E4rtv)

150 You know who else had an underground complex built beneath the city?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX)
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Batman?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 08:12 PM (FZ29D)

151 Why do Arabs even have a party in Israel?

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)

152 Apparently from reports, the Arabs got paid for their votes from countries abroad. SO possibly not 'free'ly.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:09 PM (E4rtv)

Oh, when them cotton bolls get rotten
You couldn't pick very much cotton
In them old cotton fields at home

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:12 PM (/+uur)

153 151 Why do Arabs even have a party in Israel?
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)

Ramadan?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:13 PM (/+uur)

154 August Democrats: "There are no issues here. No dirty tricks."

September Democrats: "Sure there were some dirty tricks, but the Peltola campaign wasn't the problem."

October Democrats: "Sure the Peltola campaign participated in the dirty tricks, but it wasn't, you know, Illegal."

November Democrats: "Look at the Trump administration and their election interference!"

Posted by: notalawyer at October 28, 2026 08:13 PM (lR2Tk)

155 Why do Arabs even have a party in Israel?
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)


Because there are a lot of arabs who live in Israel.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 08:13 PM (rbvCR)

156 My wife and I were in the underground city about a year ago. Cappadocia in general is awesome and that was one of the cooler things.

Dang, I've been some pretty cool places.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 08:13 PM (Riz8t)

157 I think they are on their third iteration of Underground Atlanta. Version one got did in by crime, Version two, ditto as no one wanted to go downtown to that area as there were safer places to party, now they are on Version three.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:11 PM (E4rtv)
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When version three burns down, falls over, and sinks into the swamp, we can rebuild it!

And the fourth one will stand strong!

Posted by: King of Swamp Castle at October 28, 2026 08:13 PM (FZ29D)

158 147 You know who else had an underground complex built beneath the city?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 08:11 PM (wVcYX)

the lizards of Denver? i mean, before they took over the legislature

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 08:14 PM (88C+u)

159
Nicki Minaj@NICKIMINAJ· 3d

Trump War Room@TrumpWarRoom

International rap sensation Nicki Minaj will appear alongside President Donald Trump in Port Huron, Michigan, on Sunday as he continues his final push to support Republican candidates ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.

https://t.co/6CYdbD1pFd
https://t.co/FPj4fE5a3A

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:14 PM (jU8k8)

160 "Because there are a lot of arabs who live in Israel.
Posted by: Kindltot "

There will be a lot more if they let them keep this up.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:15 PM (MWfyi)

161 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

162 Dicks!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 08:16 PM (8Uo7a)

163 155 Why do Arabs even have a party in Israel?
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)

Because there are a lot of arabs who live in Israel.

Posted by: Kindltot
---

That can be remedied different ways.
_ 'Do you want it nice and easy?
or Do you want it rough?
_Tina Turner

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:18 PM (jU8k8)

164 Because there are a lot of arabs who live in Israel.
Posted by: Kindltot "

There will be a lot more if they let them keep this up.
Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:15 PM (MWfyi)

Yes. Letting arabs vote for anything is like sticking your tongue in an electrical outlet.

Stupid and pointless. They want to kill you yet you'll let them vote. Madness.

Posted by: Dumb and Dumber at October 28, 2026 08:18 PM (Ssbab)

165
Vulvae!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

166 Trump said PUSSY

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 08:19 PM (enNUy)

167 162 Dicks!
Posted by: Ben Had

Far as the eye can see.
youtu.be/xjkAZO1WAck

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 08:19 PM (88C+u)

168 Hey, Ben Had.🙂

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

169 AI sez: "The Arab population in Israel numbers approximately 2.1 million people, making up about 21% of the country's total population of roughly 10 million"

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2026 08:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

170 So your chickens found an ancient city behind a wall.

The professor we stayed with, had this old wardrobe in a room on the 2nd floor.

If you went into it, and walked out the back, you walked into a whole other world.

True story ...

Posted by: Lucy Pevencie at October 28, 2026 08:21 PM (oCio0)

171 Vulnavia

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2026 08:21 PM (2GVsD)

172 151 Why do Arabs even have a party in Israel?
Posted by: fd
====
The parties are aimed at grifting and destruction of the Jewish state. Sooner or later, the Arabs figure the left will get desperate enough to join with the Arabs to get a majority coalition.

Like the West in general, Israel had some leftists with a death wish.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:21 PM (E4rtv)

173 Thanks Ben Had, yep, what we call absentee they call double-envelope (for a similar arrangement with the registration info outside, "privacy" envelope with ballot inside).

Thanks Braenyard, meant to post that Bibi statement. It's pretty strong and specific by Israeli standards. Reports that Israeli intel/LE tracking down the source of the payments. Not entirely clear on Bibi's implication here. Most Arab Israelis vote for Arab parties, historically. So he either means bribed to vote, period, or bribed to vote for one particular Arab party.

Think preliminary estimate for turnout was in high 70s%.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:23 PM (U/Byj)

174 I just went to YouTube to watch The Night Strangler to see an underground city. John Carradine is in it!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 08:23 PM (l26NL)

175 "The Arab population in Israel numbers approximately 2.1 million people, making up about 21% of the country's total population of roughly 10 million"

I wonder how many are NOT Muslim.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

176 No Muzzies should have a vote, anywhere.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

177 >>Because there are a lot of arabs who live in Israel.

Largest minority population in Israel are Palestinians.

If only we had a real media.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:23 PM (viF8m)

178 How many of the 10 million citizens in Israel are also American citizens?

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 08:24 PM (enNUy)

179 Historically the Arab parties usually consisted of one commie (literally) party and one smaller traditional one, as I recall. Arab representation in Knesset will be highest ever after this vote.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:24 PM (U/Byj)

180

When version three burns down, falls over, and sinks into the swamp, we can rebuild it!

And the fourth one will stand strong!
Posted by: King of Swamp Castle

More like useless grifting from government contractors and developers will spur version three. Same as Atlantic Station development has been emptying out since Keisha Lance Bottoms let BLM run wild. Hurt Buckhead too. Turns out merchants don't like their stock being stolen and customers don't like homeless bums threatening them nor being robbed/carjacked.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)

181 Think most Arab Israelis are Muslim. Nazareth and few other areas have the large minority of Christians.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:25 PM (U/Byj)

182 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk has to ensure that a bleeding heart leftist dies in order to save his own butt.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:26 PM (MWfyi)

183 Also the Druze are Arabs

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 08:27 PM (88C+u)

184
Edith Keeler must die!

Also, they walk by Floyd's Barber Shop.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

185 Buckhead was turning into a shit hole back in the mid 00's. I can't imagine it now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 08:28 PM (8B4gm)

186 Also the Druze are Arabs
Posted by: 88C+u

What are Druze? Are they muslim or something else?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 08:28 PM (l26NL)

187 Historically the Arab parties usually consisted of one commie (literally) party and one smaller traditional one, as I recall. Arab representation in Knesset will be highest ever after this vote.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:24 PM (U/Byj)
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The United Arab List (a.k.a. Ra'am) is the relatively moderate one.

The Joint Arab List combines a Ba'athist party whose leaders used to denounce Israel in Damascus, a communist party descended from the one that took orders from Moscow, and an Islamist party.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 28, 2026 08:29 PM (+HuQv)

188 Wife and I are visiting Barcelona next October. . .

Que?

Posted by: Manuel at October 28, 2026 08:29 PM (fO5H9)

189 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk has to ensure that a bleeding heart leftist dies in order to save his own butt.
Posted by: fd


The episodic violation of the Prime Directive?

Posted by: Manuel at October 28, 2026 08:30 PM (fO5H9)

190
The Perseverance rover has set the off-world driving distance record at 28.10 miles distance on Mars.

The off-world driving by humans record is 22.2 miles by Gene Cernan and Harrison Schmidt, Apollo 17.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 08:30 PM (w6EFb)

191 "The Joint Arab List combines a Ba'athist party whose leaders used to denounce Israel in Damascus, a communist party descended from the one that took orders from Moscow, and an Islamist party.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan"

They don't seem nice. We aren't the only ones with enemy within.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi)

192 Mulva?

Posted by: Dolores? at October 28, 2026 08:31 PM (EdP2u)

193 "What are Druze? Are they muslim or something else?"

A question left open pretty intentionally by the Druze themselves. Pretty rational approach over the centuries of various sects over-running the area. In Israel the Druze are well integrated some of the few Arabs who serve in police and IDF. Bibi made a fairly explicit public security guarantee to the Druze of southern Syria - who often demonstrate with Israeli flags and portraits of Bibi. Obviously there's zero trust, or should we say an abundance of caution, with regard to the new Syrian regime.

Bedouin Arabs also serve in the IDF. Some of the Israeli heroes of 10/7 were Druze and Bedouin.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:32 PM (U/Byj)

194 Also the Druze are Arabs
Posted by: 88C+u

What are Druze? Are they muslim or something else?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 08:28 PM (l26NL)
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The Druze speak Arabic and follow a variant of Islam, but they're always categorized separately from Arabs. Unfortunately for them, they're few in number and scattered across Lebanon, Israel, and Syria. In Israel, the Druze are about 2% of the population and participate fully in society, even being subject to the draft at the request of their community (made sometime in the '50s, IIRC).

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 28, 2026 08:33 PM (+HuQv)

195 I worked with a Druze Muslim. Nice guy. Lot of the Saudis wouldn't talk to him at all. He was viewed as an apostate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 08:34 PM (8B4gm)

196 Druids>>Druish>>Druze

Posted by: I Rate 'Em... at October 28, 2026 08:35 PM (EdP2u)

197 Didn't realize Arab Israelis had a Ba'athist faction (!), that's amusing. Dunno if any such folks yet survive up in Beirut, birthplace of the movement. The brutal dictatorships in Damascus and Baghdad that used the "ideas" early on and later the label when useful, of course, have mysteriously disappeared.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 08:35 PM (U/Byj)

198 >>Bedouin Arabs also serve in the IDF. Some of the Israeli heroes of 10/7 were Druze and Bedouin.

I remember seeing an interview after 10/7 of a Bedouin man and his family who risked their lives to rescue a number of Jews who were running from the music festival that was attacked. Very humble guy. Just said it was his duty to help people who were in need.

That kind of thing doesn't sell. Conflict does.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:37 PM (viF8m)

199
Edith Keeler must die!

Also, they walk by Floyd's Barber Shop.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley


Was Barbara Eden doing manicures?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 08:37 PM (Cqx++)

200 185 Buckhead was turning into a shit hole back in the mid 00's. I can't imagine it now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Slightly better than after BLM and Keisha but not anywhere near what it was before her disastrous term in office. Atlanta has a new multibillion dollar redevelopment plan now for a former rail yard called the Gulch that is kicking off. Which as usual, will go sour in the end due to rampant crime and feral behavior by drug and alcohol soused homeless.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:37 PM (E4rtv)

201 I was going to become a Ba'athist, but showering once a week on Saturday night is enough for me. Any more often dries my hide and fur.

Posted by: Three More Days... at October 28, 2026 08:38 PM (EdP2u)

202 You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Madge The Ba'athist at October 28, 2026 08:41 PM (EdP2u)

203 Checking other sites.

I'm kind of hope the leftists start getting what they're begging for. Within the last year or so, damn, stupid was one thing. Stupid and dangerous is another.

To paraphrase an alien on ST:TNG, teaching them a lesson may cost several of them their lives. Maybe half.

Deal!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 08:42 PM (Sco7b)

204 ‘Star Wars’ producer Kathleen Kennedy tapped to bring Hollywood magic to LA Olympics

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 08:43 PM (gWCxi)

205
Vulnavia
Posted by: Anna Puma

================

THE Vulnavia?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at October 28, 2026 08:44 PM (mmrXZ)

206 Welp, done for the evening. Have a pleasant evening.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:44 PM (E4rtv)

207 desafinado/out of tune

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YkK5eSlX7M

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:44 PM (jU8k8)

208 THE Vulnavia?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone

MY...Vul...navia!

Posted by: Dr. Phibes at October 28, 2026 08:45 PM (l26NL)

209 ‘Star Wars’ producer Kathleen Kennedy tapped to bring Hollywood magic to LA Olympics
Posted by: SMOD

Oh, my. That's not going to end well.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 08:47 PM (l26NL)

210 Bibi made a fairly explicit public security guarantee to the Druze of southern Syria -
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You mean, like, he blew up a bunch of Syrians who were trying to annihilate them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:47 PM (jU8k8)

211 Vulnavia
Posted by: Anna Puma


* opens envelope *

Describe lots of little men in boats.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 28, 2026 08:47 PM (VHUov)

212 The underground city thing is cool but if it only fell out of use in the 1920s, wouldn't there still have been people around that knew it was there when it was "rediscovered " in 1963? Seems unlikely that everyone could forget an underground city that housed 20,000 people in just 43 years.

Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2026 08:48 PM (uyuYG)

213 I'd gotten the Arab parties a bit confused: it's relatively moderate Ra'am that's Islamist, while the third party in the Joint Arab List has origins linking it to the PLO/Fatah.

United Arab List (Ra'am): Moderate Islamists

Balad: Ba'athists

Hadash: Communists

Ta'al: Sort of in-between those others

Joint Arab List: Balad, Hadash, and Ta'al

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 28, 2026 08:48 PM (+HuQv)

214 ‘Star Wars’ producer Kathleen Kennedy tapped to bring Hollywood magic to LA Olympics
Posted by: SMOD


I'm sorry, I'm honestly not sure how I can make Los Angeles more gay.

Posted by: K. Kennedy at October 28, 2026 08:49 PM (VHUov)

215 The Balad of Hadash and Ta'al was one of those catchy tunes that never really got legs

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 08:50 PM (rbvCR)

216 Describe lots of little men in boats.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 28, 2026 08:47 PM


That 'big men' can't ever find, and men never ask for directions.

But we love 'em anyway.

Posted by: Women at October 28, 2026 08:51 PM (0sNs1)

217 Bibi made a fairly explicit public security guarantee to the Druze of southern Syria -
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You mean, like, he blew up a bunch of Syrians who were trying to annihilate them?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:47 PM (jU8k
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It's a pity that the Druze area in southern Syria isn't immediately adjacent to the Golan Heights.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 28, 2026 08:53 PM (+HuQv)

218 You know who else had an underground complex built beneath the city?
Posted by: Count de Monet

the lizards of Denver? i mean, before they took over the legislature
Posted by: 88C+u


Werewolves of London >> Lizards of Denver

Posted by: ah-hoooo at October 28, 2026 08:54 PM (VHUov)

219 Something going on in Aiken SC?

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 08:54 PM (enNUy)

220 >>> 209 ‘Star Wars’ producer Kathleen Kennedy tapped to bring Hollywood magic to LA Olympics
Posted by: SMOD

Oh, my. That's not going to end well.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 08:47 PM (l26NL)

I can't wait for the opening ceremony starring several WNBA players as magic space lesbians.

No really - imagine an airdrop of several hundred lime green dildos.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 08:55 PM (jb8Ss)

221 *****************************

It's a pity that the Druze area in southern Syria isn't immediately adjacent to the Golan Heights.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan
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There's a way to remedy that
_territorial enhancement

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 08:55 PM (jU8k8)

222 Werewolves of London >> Lizards of Denver
Posted by: ah-hoooo

And their hair was perfect!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 08:55 PM (l26NL)

223 This is O/T more than normal, but since nether parts are flying above.

PLUS I had a suprise nap during a TV show, upright and normal. Just dropped off the planet. Dude had to say my name a few times. I reckon the month's long insomnia has reached the peak and I will start having narcolepsy.

I was thinking this when lyft Rashad picked me up...

Have read at least twice about young girls getting into a car alone with a strange man, thinking he was their lyft or uber driver.

I have to assme they both were totally inebriated. Both guys said my name after they rolled down the rearview mirror. You get notification with a photo of the car, etc.

A real stupid way to die,girls.

I'll bet ole Rashad is still mad at me as his ego seemed fragile. At least he did not go snack bar on me or drive to another state. I told my husband about the 40min hwy tale he told me (the first guy got me there in 17min going my shortcuts). I may be blonde but I ain't stoopit.

I went along with it as wth, I'm not in danger yet and started reading.

I did like when he said, "I am an expert driver" like Rain Man. I didn't laugh.

Maybe he thought I was kidnapping him! I should have rebel yelled on arrival.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 08:57 PM (hzuYO)

224 I can't wait for the opening ceremony starring several WNBA players as magic space lesbians.

No really - imagine an airdrop of several hundred lime green dildos.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 08:55 PM (jb8Ss)

The whites begging at their feet for forgiveness should be touching.

As will be their sacrifice...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 08:59 PM (Sco7b)

225 The underground city thing is cool but if it only fell out of use in the 1920s, wouldn't there still have been people around that knew it was there when it was "rediscovered " in 1963? Seems unlikely that everyone could forget an underground city that housed 20,000 people in just 43 years.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2026 08:48 PM (uyuYG)
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Everyone who lived there left. All of them. Ethnic cleansing, but because it involved Muslims eradicating Christians, it's all good. It's just a quirky story, you see.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)

226 Hazy memory but I think there were some Israeli kinetics agin' the bedouin elements Damascus was mobilizing against the Druze. Other than that, intimidation (credible, for obvious reasons), and arms and training to the Syrian Druze in the area. All vaguely recalled or imagined. That is, better than most "reporting" you'll find.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 09:02 PM (U/Byj)

227 No really - imagine an airdrop of several hundred lime green dildos.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 08:55 PM (jb8Ss)
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Each with a tiny parachute.

As the approach the earth, "It's Raining Men" will crank at full volume.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

228 Something going on in Aiken SC?
Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 08:54 PM (enNUy)


The fire at the Savannah River facility being reported as a nuclear response

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)

229 The elections in the State of Israel were stolen by Arab parties that support terrorism and the elimination of the Jewish state through serious criminal offenses of bribery, threats, violence, forgeries, and the use of prohibited software to mobilize voters.

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that is awfully specific!

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:05 PM (AKptf)

230 The elections in the State of Israel were stolen by Arab parties that support terrorism and the elimination of the Jewish state through serious criminal offenses of bribery, threats, violence, forgeries, and the use of prohibited software to mobilize voters.

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what software exactly ??

Posted by: Dr. Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed at October 28, 2026 09:06 PM (AKptf)

231 Squeeeee! Sea otters!


Did you know they hold hands while
They sleep?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 09:08 PM (5cOt9)

232 I'm sorry, but "prohibited software" sounds like "unauthorized guns".

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)

233 >>I'm sorry, but "prohibited software" sounds like "unauthorized guns".

Check out Kaspersky Labs software bans in the US over national security issues.

Not really the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:15 PM (viF8m)

234 And boy howdy do I wish we had bans on software used to run Dominion voting machines.

And so do you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:17 PM (viF8m)

235 I'm sorry, but "prohibited software" sounds like "unauthorized guns".
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)
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Unauthorized guns aren't going to scrape your computer and send all your data to mainland China.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

236 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:19 PM (8B4gm)

237 The beautiful photograph of the tree at the top.wiped away the memory of the ugly female Senator from Alaska

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 09:19 PM (PKL0q)

238 I'm sorry, but "prohibited software" sounds like "unauthorized guns".
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)
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Unauthorized guns aren't going to scrape your computer and send all your data to mainland China.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)

yes, false analogy

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:20 PM (AKptf)

239 Hey, Paul. It's been a minute. God bless you.

I know you're grinding out a wage, typing what you are told to type (but really copy/paste, amirite?). But there is a better way.

You joke about transgenders, but these are human beings. What is more important? The most vulnerable, hopeless people, confused people, are being told to castrate themselves, mutilate themselves.

Why do you think only old people care about that? Do you have any children? Can you have any children? Imagine your only child being brainwashed into self-castration and eliminating the joy of being a parent and you becoming a grandparent? Is that not an existential level of evil?

God is waiting. I have prayed for you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

240 S186 The Druze are a breakoff sect of Islam. Not considered true Muzzies by true Muzzies.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)

241 The Druze are a breakoff sect of Islam. Not considered true Muzzies by true Muzzies.
Posted by: Bulg


Splitters!

Posted by: The People's Front of Gaza at October 28, 2026 09:24 PM (VHUov)

242 What else do the lady sea otters hold when they sleep?

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:24 PM (77rzZ)

243
Not really the same thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:15 PM (viF8m)

***
Jack...did you see the comment to you I made about French Onion soup the other day? If not I'll repeat as a couple of things make a huge difference.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 09:25 PM (hzuYO)

244 runner, that's what I alluded to up above - Bibi's statement was pretty detailed and strong.

Have no idea what the software bit is about.

Do know that there should be no software or electronics of any kind involved with the voting process. At most, electro-mechanical card readers. Paper ballots. Hand counts (except for the case just mentioned).

There is literally no reason or defense for electronics involved in the voting process (possibly in checking registrations or IDs, but not in the voting or tabulation itself). It's one of the most absurd and pernicious indefensible things in the world today, which is a high bar.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 09:26 PM (U/Byj)

245 "At most, electro-mechanical card readers."

The old Votomatic punch cards seem just fine to me, but they were (wrongly, IMHO) blamed for the 2000 election fiasco.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2026 09:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

246 I've got one of those cities hidden behind a wall in my basement. I have a whole bunch of tiny aliens living there and every time I visit the yell, All Hail Jack!
True story.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

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"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of minded

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 09:29 PM (PKL0q)

247 Hey, she holds mine just fine!

Posted by: Male Sea Otter at October 28, 2026 09:29 PM (77rzZ)

248 The Druze are a breakoff sect of Islam. Not considered true Muzzies by true Muzzies.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:23 PM (77rzZ)
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What if the Druze are actually the real Islam? We know that "Mohammed" did not exist. He was created to legitimize the Caliphs after the fact.

And by "real Islam" I mean "closer to the Christian heresy that became Islam" than the present version, which went through a major revision and burning of books to clean everything up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:29 PM (ZOv7s)

249 The old Votomatic punch cards seem just fine to me, but they were (wrongly, IMHO) blamed for the 2000 election fiasco.
Posted by: gp


Not working when you try to punch a stack of 40 ballots at once is a serious deficiency!

Posted by: Democrats at October 28, 2026 09:30 PM (VHUov)

250 >>Jack...did you see the comment to you I made about French Onion soup the other day? If not I'll repeat as a couple of things make a huge difference.

I did not but I'm all ears. Well, some other good parts but that's not important

I got a winter full of onion soup coming up so please make it better.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:31 PM (viF8m)

251 The old Votomatic punch cards seem just fine to me, but they were (wrongly, IMHO) blamed for the 2000 election fiasco.
Posted by: gp at October 28, 2026 09:29 PM (Jr5Lq)
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My freshman year in college was the last time punch cards were used for registration.

In 1991. Florida was a bit behind the times.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:31 PM (ZOv7s)

252 that's what I alluded to up above - Bibi's statement was pretty detailed and strong.

Have no idea what the software bit is about.

Do know that there should be no software or electronics of any kind involved with the voting process. At most, electro-mechanical card readers. Paper ballots. Hand counts (except for the case just mentioned).

There is literally no reason or defense for electronics involved in the voting process (possibly in checking registrations or IDs, but not in the voting or tabulation itself). It's one of the most absurd and pernicious indefensible things in the world today, which is a high bar.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 09:26 PM (U/Byj)

Here are some allegations: " cash-filled envelopes containing Ra'am ballot slips, threats and violence against polling station staff, multiple voting, voting under different identities, and discrepancies between the number of envelopes and the number of voters"...so just like Detroit, Chicago, or LA...peak Democracy! I guess they might have laws agains certain type of computerized electioneering, like we have against certain type of electioneering at polling stations. I guess we shall see!

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:32 PM (AKptf)

253 A.H., I still don’t buy the idea that Mohammed didn’t exist. I think that he was an actual person that a lot of weird legends accrued around, for whatever reasons.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:33 PM (77rzZ)

254 A.H., I still don’t buy the idea that Mohammed didn’t exist. I think that he was an actual person that a lot of weird legends accrued around, for whatever reasons.


==

they should did him up and carbon date the remains

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:36 PM (AKptf)

255 gp, that's what I was referring to. Properly used - and always backed-up by a hand count if needed - punch cards and readers offer no potential for f***ery.

Recall (well, it's a closely held secret, if you quizzed the country) that the initial final result announced by the FL SecState election night *was in fact the correct result*. Subsequent independent recounts confirmed this.

Those kinds of machines can be checked and calibrated without limit. Their accuracy can be checked constantly. Their results cannot be altered electronically.

One of the things that made the FL case a fiasco, and which ultimately led to SCOTUS shutting it all down, was the ridiculous idea of "curing" or figuring out voter intent. Nope. Never. The fucking voter has 100% responsibility to vote properly. Period. Election officials aren't even clerks, they're automatons. Any unclear or improperly marked/punched ballot is either void in its entirety, or those sections improperly done are void.

Those who want to be able to steal elections want to have such outrages as "curing", etc. included. Nope. Self-disenfranchisement of a voter by his own errors is not a public interest.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 09:37 PM (U/Byj)

256 Robert Spencer and few others have laid their case of Big Mo not to existing. Makes sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:37 PM (8B4gm)

257 In Texas You get a printout after you vote and then that printout is scanned. I don't know what happens to the physical printout after it's scanned.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:38 PM (Ti9vn)

258
No really - imagine an airdrop of several hundred lime green dildos.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 08:55 PM (jb8Ss)

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I swore I wouldn't watch anymore WNBA games until they cleaned up, but for this airdrop I might make an exception

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 09:38 PM (PKL0q)

259 255 Concur.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2026 09:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

260 I wish I could swim
like dolphins can swim

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:39 PM (viF8m)

261 No type well today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:40 PM (8B4gm)

262 @NBCNews

Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.


N-BS and their cohorts (C-BS, A-BS, PBS...) have been quite good at collecting conspiracy theories and claiming they're the truth, while calling things done by the Dems and the Left (BIRM) as conspiracy theories. It's almost like they're the spokesholes of commies in the US, like a 5th column...except they aren't secretive about it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:41 PM (l3cgK)

263 261 No type well today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:40 PM (8B4gm)

That's me most days. Also very tired today for some reason; have been awake maybe 3 or 4 hours so far. Figured I must've needed the sleep or something.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:42 PM (l3cgK)

264 In Texas You get a printout after you vote and then that printout is scanned. I don't know what happens to the physical printout after it's scanned.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:38 PM (Ti9vn)

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How about if you also get a purple finger? Though it doesn't do much to stop the mail-in vote fraud.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 09:43 PM (PKL0q)

265 I will grant, however, that Mohammed may have been a composite of several actual historical figures. But I think the idea that he was completely fictitious is nonsense.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:44 PM (77rzZ)

266 250 >>Jack...did you see the comment to you I made about French Onion soup the other day? If not I'll repeat as a couple of things make a huge difference.

I did not but I'm all ears. Well, some other good parts but that's not important

I got a winter full of onion soup coming up so please make it better.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:31 PM (viF8m)
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Ok...over the years and other recipes I've perfected it but will try the crock pot o' onions this winter mentioned Sunday. Also a trick to carmelize the onions in the oven vs stirring. I've always used sliced red onions as that was the original I tried as a newlywed.

Once you have your onions carmelized & are adding beef broth, add at least 1/2 cup white wine as well. You can also use wine to deglaze the pan of onions as more wine never hurt anyone. Add herbes de provence. I never measure, but about .5-1 TBS to to your taste.

Before adding the onions/broth to the oven-proof soup bowl, put 1 TBS cognac or brandy on the bottom of the bowl & proceed with onions/broth and slice of bread and shredded Guyere cheese til it browns in broiler.

I don't know what magic the cognac does, but it works for me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 09:45 PM (hzuYO)

267 260 I wish I could swim
like dolphins can swim

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:39 PM (viF8m)

According to the Left, all you need to do is identify as delphine, get plastic surgery to turn your arms and legs into flippers and a tail and add a breathing hole to the top of your head, and viola!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:45 PM (l3cgK)

268 A.H., I still don’t buy the idea that Mohammed didn’t exist. I think that he was an actual person that a lot of weird legends accrued around, for whatever reasons.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:33 PM (77rzZ)
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But what is that based on? Go ahead, try to find a single contemporaneous source talking about Mohammed. There are none. Gibbon pointed this out more than 200 years ago. It's a known problem.

Pick a conqueror. There's always some dude who had dinner with him. The Byzantine Empire was a thing, and do you think some Greek dude wasn't dying to meet the guy ravaging the eastern provinces? Do you think the great conqueror didn't want to have his story told by his enemies? We have first-hand accounts of Atilla the Hun at dinner. Why are there zero accounts of Mohammed doing...anything?

It's funny how there are still retarded "Akshually, Jesus didn't exist" articles when Mohammed is much more problematic.

Oh, and why did "Islamic era" coins still have Christian symbols on them?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)

269 According to the Left, all you need to do is identify as delphine, get plastic surgery to turn your arms and legs into flippers and a tail and add a breathing hole to the top of your head, and viola!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:45 PM (l3cgK)

Gerald Broflovski tried it. Didn't quite work.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 28, 2026 09:46 PM (0aYVJ)

270 they should did him up and carbon date the remains
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:36 PM (AKptf)
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Every significant history site in the Koran has been demolished. The Dome of the Rock is all that remains, and it is very clearly a Christian church.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:47 PM (ZOv7s)

271 It's funny how there are still retarded "Akshually, Jesus didn't exist" articles when Mohammed is much more problematic.

Oh, and why did "Islamic era" coins still have Christian symbols on them?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)

There are some good vids on EweToob about it, and how contemporaneous sources don't mention him, and even hundreds of years later, how Islam was portrayed by the first crusaders doesn't exactly fit.

https://youtu.be/UqhXJjHafzs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:49 PM (l3cgK)

272 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:41 PM (l3cgK)

Ukraine is over 5000 mils away and the Ldft supported the allegation that Russia stole the election which led to the 2014 coup.

Even though the elected government agreed to have another early international monitored election. The first election was monitored also but it didn't matter either to the CIA and Ukrainian crooks.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:49 PM (Ti9vn)

273 N-BS and their cohorts (C-BS, A-BS, PBS...) have been quite good at collecting conspiracy theories and claiming they're the truth, while calling things done by the Dems and the Left (BIRM) as conspiracy theories. It's almost like they're the spokesholes of commies in the US, like a 5th column...except they aren't secretive about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:41 PM (l3cgK)
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They want to normalize the idea of last-minute decrees keeping the polls open until enough fake votes are found.

This is "protecting our democracy" because people are totally retarded and can't tell time or know when polls close.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:51 PM (ZOv7s)

274

Pick a conqueror. There's always some dude who had dinner with him.

My Dinner With Genghis

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 09:52 PM (Cqx++)

275 There are some good vids on EweToob about it, and how contemporaneous sources don't mention him, and even hundreds of years later, how Islam was portrayed by the first crusaders doesn't exactly fit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:49 PM (l3cgK)
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Mohammed's various moral lapses are easily explained by the caliphs needed to excuse their perversions. "See, Mohammed did it, so I'm good!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:53 PM (ZOv7s)

276 Let’s go Pilots!

I mean Brewwrs!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 09:55 PM (yEz+x)

277 275 There are some good vids on EweToob about it, and how contemporaneous sources don't mention him, and even hundreds of years later, how Islam was portrayed by the first crusaders doesn't exactly fit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:49 PM (l3cgK)
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Mohammed's various moral lapses are easily explained by the caliphs needed to excuse their perversions. "See, Mohammed did it, so I'm good!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:53 PM (ZOv7s)

And the sheep, goats, camels, and little kids were very, very afraid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:55 PM (l3cgK)

278 >>I don't know what magic the cognac does, but it works for me.

Thank you. Copied and printing and will go into my recipe file. I will give it a try.

My mom's dad was from Switzerland so it's entirely possible that genes force me to find a reason to eat gruyere. New Years is always a cheese fondue night.

But I could pretty much live on a great onion soup, fresh baked bread and gruyere. Ok, the occasional rib eye, lobster and maybe some other stuff. But I do love onion soup.

Thank you!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

279 My Dinner With Genghis
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 09:52 PM (Cqx++)
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It is very much a thing. And the conquerors loved it. "Tell your people about the magnificence of my feast!"

Zilch regarding Mohammed. We know more about chicken-shit one-off Roman usurpers who lasted six month or less.

Oh, and they minted coins with their names on them. Weird that Islam did not, just kept on minting Christian symbols.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:55 PM (ZOv7s)

280 268 A. H., are you an expert in Arabic and Greek primary sources? I am certainly not.

Besides, Islam is an existential threat whether Mo existed or not.

Just treat the false prophet as if he were an actual historical figure and move on, pointing out how false his teachings were.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:56 PM (77rzZ)

281 Let’s go Pilots!

I mean Brewwrs!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 09:55 PM (yEz+x)

Lol, I was thinking of posting same lately.

Posted by: Rex B at October 28, 2026 09:57 PM (sdSI9)

282 And the sheep, goats, camels, and little kids were very, very afraid...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:55 PM (l3cgK)
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If it's good enough for The Prophet, I guess it's okay for the Caliph to get buggered and chase pre-pubescent girls...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)

283 A. H., are you an expert in Arabic and Greek primary sources? I am certainly not.

Besides, Islam is an existential threat whether Mo existed or not.

Just treat the false prophet as if he were an actual historical figure and move on, pointing out how false his teachings were.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:56 PM (77rzZ)
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Well, kinda. I do have a history major focusing on the Middle Ages.

But the burden of proof is on Islamic scholars, not on me. Show me the documents! Edward Gibbon exposed all of this more than two centuries ago. Are you saying Gibbon didn't do research into ancient sources? That he didn't know Greek or Latin?

Every frickin' Easter some retarded atheist scholar says Jesus didn't exist, and we have to dump the immense volume of material showing that He did. Not just the Gospels but Roman records that are far from favorable.

No such scrutiny is given to Mohammed. It's time we stopped being pussies and just called the whole thing out: show us this guy. Meet the Jesus standard of proof.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 10:02 PM (ZOv7s)

284 283 OK, A. H. I”ll give you that.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 10:06 PM (77rzZ)

285 Jack...you are very welcome. We love it also.

I love fall/winter and cooking. Am not a summer cook with any enthusiasm.

Fall/winter/snow does it for me. I must be a throwback to Scots Highlanders as my love of mountains and snow has baffled my entire family in MS since I went to college here. I'm Scots-Irish-French-English.

I loved living 1/4mi from the Atlantic for 20yrs (and 1/4mi from the Intracoastal Waterway aka Indian River) in FL. Great place to raise our babies and we moved there when they were 2yrs and newborn. Baby took his first steps in the sand. The second he heard the surf he was out for a nap before he got to the beach. It was grand to live on that barrier island.

However, the mountains are what we love most. And we're back for 11yrs after meeting 50yrs ago this month in college.

I plan to make many soups, stews, etc as the frost should be on the pumpkins soon. We used to get our first snow below the high peaks in early November (there's snow up there now). Gorgeous. Ski country.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:08 PM (hzuYO)

286 If it's good enough for The Prophet, I guess it's okay for the Caliph to get buggered and chase pre-pubescent girls...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2026 09:57 PM (ZOv7s)


The argument you are making is suspiciously like the early Usenet "because you neglected X your argument is invalid!" but applied to a major religion.

Hooray, dude. You have just shown how 25% of the world population isn't really a religion.

Now what?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)

287 A. H., you and I are on the same side. I just discount major historical figures as substantial fabrications.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 10:10 PM (77rzZ)

288 >>I plan to make many soups, stews, etc as the frost should be on the pumpkins soon. We used to get our first snow below the high peaks in early November (there's snow up there now). Gorgeous. Ski country.

One of the joys of living here is the seasons and the foods that come with them. I love all of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

289 One of the joys of living here is the seasons and the foods that come with them. I love all of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

*******
Yep. That's what we missed the first autumn in FL. The seasons are subtle there. January/February gorgeous.

Moved there for his job and to be a bit closer to my parent's farm in MS...a 13hr drive. We'd go twice a year and they'd fly to us twice a year. Worth it as my boys got to know my grandmother's and aunts and my family.

We missed these mountains badly. Love FL but love it here more.

I know RI is beautiful. It's too bad our former SIL is such a weirdo and tossed us aside when MIL died (actually before she died). She's of the uber snotty kind of Rhode Islander, for reasons unknown, as her family, to my knowledge, were not of the upper crust in Newport to sneer at us. As far as I know Kingstown. It is all very weird on her part.

I insulted her once (without meaning to) asking if it was spelled Kingston like Charleston. She went off, man. hic Probably during my college daze. Her husband, my late BIL, loved me and that's all that counts. We shared a lot of laughs while she had migraines at family parties here.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 10:31 PM (hzuYO)

The Mob Lawyers for Cuba's Kleptocrats Attempt to Intimidate US Ambassador to the UN Mike Waltz, Who Informs Them He Has Chunks of Guys Bigger Than Them In His Stool

And the Cuban delegates assaulted an American staffer.

Bomb them.


US Ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz got into a shouting match Tuesday with Cuba's foreign minister on the floor of the UN's General Assembly hall while detailing the communist regime's ill-gotten wealth.

Waltz called out the Havana government for profiting off of the forced labor of its own citizens sent to concentration camps while using confiscated "businesses, farms, factories, homes and the savings of generations of hardworking Cubans" to line the pockets of its leaders.

As Waltz spoke, Cuba's delegation banged on the table near their seats to express disapproval before Foreign Minister Bruno Rodríguez Parrilla charged toward the rostrum and accused Waltz of lying, causing the US envoy to shout: "Back up!"

"He doesn't like hard truths," Waltz told the delegates. "You can come and intimidate all you want."

"He's not going to intimidate me in the United States of America -- like he tries to intimidate political prisoners," said Waltz, raising his voice at Parrilla as UN officials tried to restore order.

"I know that you don't like to hear these hard truths, but I am speaking for the Cuban people," Waltz added. "And ever since 1959, this government in Havana would have you believe that everything in Cuba has just disappeared; that they are the victim; that it's someone else's fault."

A video obtained by The Post showed fellow US diplomat J.P. Freire being assaulted by another member of the Cuban delegation who tried to grab Freire's iPhone as he was recording the confrontation.

Hey, that's a Jim Acosta move. And Acosta is, in fact, of Cuban descent.

...

The broadside against "corrupt Cuban elites" at one point featured Waltz displaying a photo of late dictator Fidel Castro wearing two Rolex watches worth around $40,000 in today's money.

"According to the regime's own statistics, that would pay for 55 years of an average Cuban wage," Waltz noted, before showing a photo of Miguel Díaz-Canel and saying, "It didn't just start with Castro. This is the current Cuban president, also with a Rolex on."

The former Florida congressman highlighted reports on the Cuban military-run conglomerate GAESA amassing $18 billion in assets that have enriched regime elites, showing further photos of them flaunting their wealth.





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 We need to end the cuba issue once and for all.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 06:12 PM (I43vL)

2 Not the Blade

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 06:15 PM (uhVAy)

3 We need to end the cuba issue once and for all.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

It's really past time to settle their hash.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 06:17 PM (l26NL)

4 Good for Mike Waltz!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 06:18 PM (JrHfD)

5 The status quo is getting the shit kicked out of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 06:18 PM (8Uo7a)

6 The Left loves communism because they dream about being humble, feted and pampered elites who can choose which of their childhood and college friends live or die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s)

7 I spent almost three years stationed at GITMO from February 1993 through October 1995. The people in that country are literally prisoners. I witnessed three people killed while trying to cross the minefields to get into the base.


The cubans never made maps of their minefields so they could not be sold on the black market. Once every few years they would light the minefields on fire to burn them off so they could start over. Those minefields burned for 4 days. Thousands of mines cooking off from the fires for days on end.


In 1995 castro decided to open all of his prisons and herd all of the prisoners to the beaches and force them into the water on whatever they could find that would float because he knew we would rescue them.


And we did, the Navy and Coast Guard rescued over 10,000 of them and brought them to GITMO Some of them were political prisoners but most were murders, rapist, thief's and other petty criminals. A bunch were HIV positive and every single one of them eventually got a plane ride to the US and were granted green cards.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 06:21 PM (I43vL)

8 Keep the UN in America. Just move its location.

A good spot would be about a 100 miles SW of Barrow, Alaska, right in the middle of the North Slope area.

A little frozen tundra might do them all some good.

Posted by: Fritzy at October 28, 2026 06:23 PM (2GIh1)

9 Great headline!!!!

Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2026 06:24 PM (J7jo9)

10 6 The Left loves communism because they dream about being humble, feted and pampered elites who can choose which of their childhood and college friends live or die.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2026 06:20 PM
There is iron in the words of Aetius451AD for all men to see.
- Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 06:25 PM (LHPAg)

11 Fritzand Friitzy? Unique hash? What the hell is going on?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

12 Well done, Ambassador Waltz!

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 06:26 PM (rj6Yv)

13 So James Comey is claiming he had the authority to declassify as head of the FBI.

If you're keeping score, then:

Who does have authority to declassify - the FBI Director

Who does not have authority to declassify - The President of the United States, who is the Chief Executive and boss of the FBI Director

If you stupids went to Harvard, you'd understand that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 06:27 PM (3cUTc)

14 We're teaming up to conquer this place.

Posted by: Fritzy at October 28, 2026 06:28 PM (2GIh1)

15 The status quo is getting the shit kicked out of it.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 06:18 PM


To quote Martha Stewart, that's a good thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 06:29 PM (l0mRP)

16 Woulda been nice to end the Cuber problem before the election. Need to find out where Raul is and do a Maduro on him. Quick trial and hanging.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 06:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

17 Banana eatin bean fartin motherfuckers!

Posted by: Lance Corporal Jones at October 28, 2026 06:32 PM (2UnvF)

18 Hilarity ensued ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 28, 2026 06:33 PM (VyBeY)

19 Long day. Whoo-hoo. Nightly News!

Train crash in Spain
Bombshell Report - Dan Sullivan ...when your political advisors take advice from 'The Simpsons' episodes.

Hayden Panatierre death.
9-11 Memorial
Leftist bitch dead

Leading off
NBC - train
CBS - Sullivan leading off - bitch calls it a diversion.
ABC - train crash

Sorry, lot of sub-human leftist bitches in the news.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

20 So James Comey is claiming he had the authority to declassify as head of the FBI.

If you're keeping score, then:

Who does have authority to declassify - the FBI Director

Who does not have authority to declassify - The President of the United States, who is the Chief Executive and boss of the FBI Director

If you stupids went to Harvard, you'd understand that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 06:27 PM


comey has just hoisted his a$$ with his own petard. He was on multiple news shows as an "expert" on classified documents after the raid on mar a lago.


I would have to go back and find the interview but he was on cnn or msdnc and claimed that no one including the president had the authority to declassify any documents without having them go through an intelligence team at DIA and getting to them to bless the document(s) to be declassified after they retracted damaging stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 06:35 PM (I43vL)

21 President Trump appointed men with cojones. Something the pansy world is not used to. Good for him!

This was probably the most exciting speech to wake up the drowsy UN in some time. I wish we'd kick the UN out.

I really wish Congress was more lively like in the olden days when they whacked each other with their silver canes. I'd watch more c-span!

I know I'd like to remove a glove and slap people as well. Vs the squad wearing their stupid white outfits and screeching like the harpies they are.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 06:38 PM (hzuYO)

22 Are Dems really going to win a Senate seat in Alaska with this stupid trick?

Posted by: Leupold at October 28, 2026 06:38 PM (fbRKR)

23 Zerohedge....
Is financial literacy racist?

NBA Legend Who Earned Nearly $200 Million Admits He's Broke As Wild Spending Habits Revealed

The Basketball Hall of Famer claims he has just $300,000 left in the bank and approximately $3 million in property holdings, despite reportedly raking in $195 million over his 19-season NBA career.

The court filings also offer a glimpse into Pierce's lavish spending habits.

The former Celtics superstar reportedly spends a whopping $7,000 per month dining out, $5,000 on groceries, $8,000 on childcare, $3,500 on entertainment, $3,200 on utilities and another $1,000 on clothing.

The expenses come on top of approximately $28,000 in monthly child support and $20,000 in spousal support, pushing his reported monthly financial obligations toward $75,700

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 06:39 PM (Sco7b)

24 Ken Dilanian
@KDilanianMSNOW
New: FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention.
--
At first I read that from below and thought, "yeah, of course there are still rouge agents."

Then I see it's good ol' Fusion Ken and it's even stupider:
Replace "FBI agents" with "bitter, and fired, deep state hacks trying to recruit active agents"

And it's another brick in the color revolution they are fomenting.
Here, that you can't trust the FBI because those investigations are made by "bad" agents--"good" ones would have refused false and baseless claims.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 06:40 PM (3cUTc)

25 Which stool? The EigenSchtörke or MǾGen?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 06:40 PM (nEUC6)

26 There's talk here that Uranus got tilted sideways because one of its earlier moons quietly spiraled in and entered it
youtu.be/pZh5BWCNmmE
so now, like Acosta, it can't sit straight

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u)

27 Okay, GatewayPundit has good news.

The Justice Department has launched an “aggressive criminal investigation” into Alaska’s Senate decoy candidate Daniel J. Sullivan, according to Fox News.

News of the criminal investigation comes after The New York Times confirmed that Mary Peltola’s campaign recruited the decoy Dan Sullivan to confuse Alaska voters

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

28 The *actual* mob would like nothing better than to take the entire Cuban regime for a one-way ride in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental Mark IV. There would be cement and barrels waiting at the other end...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 28, 2026 06:43 PM (lfNXu)

29 Two questions. Why am I just hearing about the Dems paying a random Dan Sullivan to get on the ballot to confuse voters.

The whole 'ranked choice' voting in Alaska seems wrong, but the talk radio folks made it seem like the ranked choice nuttiness made this trick more likely to work. Does Alaska not show the party affiliation on the ballots or is this con guy Sullivan also running as a Republican? (How did the GOP let that happen if so)

Posted by: PaleRider at October 28, 2026 06:44 PM (oYFNj)

30 The former Celtics superstar reportedly spends a whopping $7,000 per month dining out, $5,000 on groceries, $8,000 on childcare, $3,500 on entertainment, $3,200 on utilities and another $1,000 on clothing.

$12,000 per month on food is nuts.
$8,000 per month on childcare? What does a live-in au-pair cost? Even a nanny shouldn't be $8,000 a month.
$3,200 on utilities? Does he keep the house at 60F, light up every room and outdoor shrubbery 24/7, and have a heated outdoor pool?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 06:45 PM (mkw2N)

31 As a career US merchant mariner since 1973 who has helped pull Cubans out of the Florida straits more times then I care to remember, I say huzzah to Mike Waltz.

Posted by: Cosda at October 28, 2026 06:45 PM (DwnZ2)

32 28 The *actual* mob would like nothing better than to take the entire Cuban regime for a one-way ride in the trunk of a Lincoln Continental Mark IV ...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 28, 2026 06:43 PM (lfNXu)

I do believe I'm a cousin of Meyer Lansky. So I endorse this message (and, for presently-occupied Cuba, your hash).
Any Luciano cousins in the HQ? Let's meet over cannoli.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

33 PaleRider: Dunno why you're just hearing about Dan Sullivan -- it's been in the news for months.

As for ranked choice -- it's the reason Murkowski has a job instead of a Republican.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 28, 2026 06:46 PM (lfNXu)

34 Take it fwiw, on X


Pascal Najadi (USSF)🇺🇸
@JfkPascalNajadX
·
20h
🚨 WOW! In a terrifying development for Democrats, Republicans are forecast to win 215 HOUSE SEATS this November to Democrats' 206 — meaning Republicans need just 21% of the swing seats, per Inside Elections

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 06:46 PM (E4rtv)

35 News of the criminal investigation comes after The New York Times confirmed that Mary Peltola’s campaign recruited the decoy Dan Sullivan to confuse Alaska voters

Haven't we known (or at least "known") this for many months now? I guess something is only real when the NYT says it is.

Posted by: Dorian Gray's Portraitist at October 28, 2026 06:46 PM (vTZFs)

36 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at October 28, 2026 06:47 PM (vTZFs)

37 Okay, GatewayPundit has good news.

The Justice Department has launched an “aggressive criminal investigation” into Alaska’s Senate decoy candidate Daniel J. Sullivan, according to Fox News.

News of the criminal investigation comes after The New York Times confirmed that Mary Peltola’s campaign recruited the decoy Dan Sullivan to confuse Alaska voters

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 06:43 PM


It's done, peltola's campaign lawyers lied under oath in federal court claiming that they and her campaign had nothing to do with finding this guy to run.


The odd thing is the NYT broke this story and they could have sat on it until after the election was over. That leads me to believe that they were trying to get ahead of another outlet that was getting ready to drop this news.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 06:48 PM (I43vL)

38 reminder that polls are for strippers and might give you AIDS

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 06:48 PM (88C+u)

39 38 reminder that polls are for strippers and might give you AIDS
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 06:48 PM (88C+u)

Eeeew. Guess I'll need to stop sniffing those things...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 28, 2026 06:50 PM (lfNXu)

40 29 Two questions. Why am I just hearing about the Dems paying a random Dan Sullivan to get on the ballot to confuse voters.

The whole 'ranked choice' voting in Alaska seems wrong, but the talk radio folks made it seem like the ranked choice nuttiness made this trick more likely to work. Does Alaska not show the party affiliation on the ballots or is this con guy Sullivan also running as a Republican? (How did the GOP let that happen if so)
Posted by: PaleRider

Top four advance and another Democrat took a dive during the primary so that Peltola would be facing three supposed Republicans. Due to RCV voting rules, you rank order your choices as 1-4 and cast your ballot, then you get a complicated Rube Goldberg calculation that takes into account the rank order, those that put no other candidate on the ballot, those that put one other, etc. etc.

Official Alaskan poll card on it at link
https://tinyurl.com/Alaska-RCV-Voting

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 06:50 PM (E4rtv)

41 Haven't we known (or at least "known") this for many months now? I guess something is only real when the NYT says it is.

Posted by: Dorian Gray's Portraitist at October 28, 2026 06:46 PM 

I'm thinking the NYT and the Economist from earlier today published this only to get ahead of the stories and minimize the damage.

MSNow was all giddy about early black turnout in Georgia.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)

42 The odd thing is the NYT broke this story and they could have sat on it until after the election was over. That leads me to believe that they were trying to get ahead of another outlet that was getting ready to drop this news.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 06:48 PM 

Great minds...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)

43 Venezuela as the 51st state and Cuba as the 52nd?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

44 Doesn't the left say Cuba has been "blockaded" since 1959?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

45
The status quo is getting the shit kicked out of it.
Posted by: Ben Had


Like a bunch of matchstick men.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 06:55 PM (Cqx++)

46 The Left says many things that are false, like how Communism is the answer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2026 06:55 PM (2GVsD)

47 Some of them were political prisoners but most were murders, rapist, thief's and other petty criminals. A bunch were HIV positive and every single one of them eventually got a plane ride to the US and were granted green cards.

It's the feel good story of the day!

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 06:55 PM (SwyyQ)

48 OT - paging Harmeet.....


Andrew Kolvet

@AndrewKolvet
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🚨This is going to be the biggest self-own by Hennipin County of all time (and Hennepin has owned itself a lot lately). They do NOT want more attention on their ridiculous voter vouching policy by the @TheJusticeDept and potential voter fraud.

FACT: Hennepin County is charging James O'Keefe and Cam Higby with unlawful voting - but they didn't even vote! In fact, in her press conference, Mary Moriarty says it's clear they didn't intend to vote.

FACT: James and Cam exposed the absurdity of the state's vouching policy in which one individual, without an ID, can claim to be a registered voter, and bring in 8 other people without IDs, on Election Day, and "vouch" for them as legal voters. It's all on an honor system and votes are automatically counted. These are not provisional ballots.

FACT: They didn't sign the oath, which means legally they didn't commit identity theft. It was an act of pure journalism.

How many individuals who have voted based on someone else vouching for them has Hennepin County investigated for voter fraud? (The internet says ZERO.)

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 06:55 PM (kX27y)

49 38 reminder that polls are for strippers and might give you AIDS
Posted by: 88C+u

Seth Keshel has it about about 212-213 likely GOP seats and likely D 210-11 on Monday. About a dozen or so seats are tossups dependent on turnout. He relies on polling, spending, past voting history in the district (aka normal vote), and I think candidate quality to make his calls.

But it is clear that the Dem tsunami is not going to happen unless the yutes below 40 suddenly storm the polls in the remaining couple of EV voting and on Election Day. Their absence in EV and mail in ballots so far is why national pollsters are getting nervous and down to D+3-4 in national generic polling now. Some states, yutes are down to single digit percentages in turnout so far while the blue tsunami requires a much greater voter participation than that.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 06:55 PM (E4rtv)

50 Anytime you see that ugly green marble backdrop in the General Assembly, you know the perverts and thieves are holding court.

Posted by: Give Turtle Bay Back To The Turtles! at October 28, 2026 06:56 PM (EdP2u)

51 I had no idea Castro had his own private island off the southern coast of Cuba. Walz exposed that as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

52 Any Luciano cousins in the HQ? Let's meet over cannoli.
Posted by: 88C+u

Leave the gun; take the cannoli.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 28, 2026 06:57 PM (l26NL)

53 The Mariel boatlift, when Fidel 'gifted' America with such enrichers as rapists and murderers.

Thanks a lot Jimmy Carter, hope you are roomies with Fidel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

54 I had no idea Castro had his own private island off the southern coast of Cuba. Walz exposed that as well.

Another Epstein Island?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)

55 >>The Left says many things that are false, like how Communism is the answer.

Been having an argument on X with a couple Abdul supporters who insist the Muslim Brotherhood is nothing but a political party in Egypt.

Impossible to know whether they are lying or really this stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 06:59 PM (viF8m)

56 Shocking!



C14 News | EN
@c14english
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🚨🚨 BREAKING: VOTE-BUYING INVESTIGATION PAPER TRAIL LEADS TO ENEMY STATES

A major investigation conducted by the Israel Police
and the Shin Bet has revealed that MILLIONS of shekels originating from hostile enemy states were allegedly funneled into Israel to finance large-scale vote-buying operations in Arab communities.

Following the Election Day arrests of three Bedouin suspects in the Negev caught with cash-filled envelopes and Ra'am ballots, intelligence agencies are actively tracing covert smuggling routes and intermediary networks.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 06:59 PM (kX27y)

57 Interesting datapoint from NY

"
John Sandor
@RealJohnSandor
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A DOSE OF REALITY:
McLaughlin & Associates ..consistently the most accurate pollster in past elections, has the NY race at just 4 points!

• Hochul: 49.6%
• Blakeman: 45.7%

Don’t let media narratives trick you into staying home. Early turnout is surging."

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 06:59 PM (E4rtv)

58 The Mariel boatlift, when Fidel 'gifted' America with such enrichers as rapists and murderers.

Thanks a lot Jimmy Carter, hope you are roomies with Fidel.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The vast majority of them went straight to work for the Colombian cartels in Miami. Most notably under Griselda Blanco.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 28, 2026 07:00 PM (YZ0Fo)

59 >>Another Epstein Island?

No idea. High altitude photos and drawings. But it looks pretty damn plush at the least.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

60 Nicholas Cage in an Amazon film portrays John Madden. What could go wrong? The only thing I can say good is at least Amazon didn't do a race and gender swap.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7sxubs

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 28, 2026 07:03 PM (wcyKn)

61 you know the perverts and thieves are holding court.
Posted by: Give Turtle Bay Back To The Turtles! at October 28, 2026 06:56 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Big Penguin at October 28, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

62 Since I don't smoke seegars, my only interest in Cuba is Cuban Sammiches.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 07:04 PM (fO5H9)

63 CNN -LOLOLOL- Obama gives a speech in Georgia. Americans are very concerned about Trump corruption.

I wonder if Obama filled the high school gym.

MSNow - Obama live from Georgia!!!

Drinking game? Every reference to himself, take a drink...?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 07:05 PM (Sco7b)

64

Great -

Fox News Politics
@foxnewspolitics
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Judge James Boasberg — the same federal judge Trump called a "Radical Left Lunatic" after he blocked Venezuelan deportation flights — has been assigned to oversee the fight to unseal the FBI search warrant used in the raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home.

The case lands on Boasberg's desk as two separate federal investigations into Omar are underway: one examining alleged discrepancies in her financial disclosures and another probing whether her father misstated her age on citizenship paperwork in 2000, potentially allowing her to obtain citizenship as a minor. Trump has long accused Omar of committing immigration fraud, including allegedly marrying her brother, and called for her to be "put in jail" in the weeks following the raid on her D.C. home.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 07:05 PM (kX27y)

65 It is an absolute mystery to me why we have tolerated these miserable thugs even one day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 07:06 PM (RIvkX)

66
Nothing from Judge Carter yet on California's 20,000 suspect ballots.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 07:06 PM (mmrXZ)

67 Stacy Abrahams IS John Madden!

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 07:06 PM (Y8DZL)

68 Here's hoping that the shit Midas touch is still a thing and the commies lose senate seats in GA and MI.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 28, 2026 07:07 PM (oYFNj)

69 Been having an argument on X with a couple Abdul supporters who insist the Muslim Brotherhood is nothing but a political party in Egypt. Impossible to know whether they are lying or really this stupid. Posted by: JackStraw

Why not both?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 28, 2026 07:07 PM (wcyKn)

70
Thanks a lot Jimmy Carter, hope you are roomies with Fidel.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Two-coup Jerry Ford had him deliver his eulogy.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 07:08 PM (Y8DZL)

71 Impossible to know whether they are lying or really this stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 06:59 PM (viF8m)
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A distinction without a difference.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 07:08 PM (RIvkX)

72 MILLIONS of shekels originating from hostile enemy states were allegedly funneled into Israel to finance large-scale vote-buying operations in Arab communities.

Note that this money didn't just buy votes for Arab candidates, it bought votes for anti-Israel anti-Jewish factions of those candidates.
It wasn't Nestorian Christians from Arbela and Kirkuk buying those votes.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 07:09 PM (88C+u)

73 Venezuela as the 51st state and Cuba as the 52nd?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 28, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)


It took South Korea about 30 years to move from the Korean war to a major industrial exporter, but the Koreans didn't have a diaspora making lots of money and wanting to go home and remake the country.
I think Cuba would be a wonderful territory that is moving to home rule and back to sovereignty, this time without the Russian bases.

Havana was always a major transshipment port for the Gulf to Europe, and I bet it could be again.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 07:09 PM (rbvCR)

74 Well, that takes care of the Florida vote. What other states do we need to address?

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

75 "Judge James Boasberg — the same federal judge Trump called a "Radical Left Lunatic" after he blocked Venezuelan deportation flights — has been assigned to oversee the fight to unseal the FBI search warrant used in the raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home."

It will probably be fine.

Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at October 28, 2026 07:10 PM (MWfyi)

76 Cuba, America's new hemispherical territory.

Imagine, how sparkly, the Trump Havana, Hotel and Casino will be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 07:10 PM (jU8k8)

77 It's all going to blow up after the election.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:10 PM (8B4gm)

78 >>>Judge James Boasberg — the same federal judge Trump called a "Radical Left Lunatic" after he blocked Venezuelan deportation flights — has been assigned to oversee the fight to unseal the FBI search warrant used in the raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home.

What, was Judge Alexandre de Moraes all busy?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 07:11 PM (rbvCR)

79
3h
Judge James Boasberg — the same federal judge Trump called a "Radical Left Lunatic" after he blocked Venezuelan deportation flights — has been assigned to oversee the fight to unseal the FBI search warrant used in the raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home.

===============

Oh brother. The MSM can't wait to get their eyeballs on this even though the search warrant isn't fully executed and Pirro says revealing it now could compromise the case.

Go ahead, Boasberg -- order the whole thing thrown open, get reversed, and look out for your next chance to throw a wrench into American justice.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 07:11 PM (mmrXZ)

80 Trump Havana, Hotel and Casino
---

Enlisted will line up to serve @GitMo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 07:11 PM (jU8k8)

81 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at October 28, 2026 07:12 PM (ISl8s)

82 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:13 PM (8B4gm)

83 I'm doing dishes and folding laundry.

If I'm going to be miserable, MSNow it is. The DEI crew is on!
And Obama soon! The light-bringer speaks.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 07:14 PM (Sco7b)

84
Havana was always a major transshipment port for the Gulf to Europe, and I bet it could be again.
Posted by: Kindltot

=================

Probably a riotous hospitality resort as well. I'd love to go to Club Babalu.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 07:15 PM (mmrXZ)

85 80 Trump Havana, Hotel and Casino
---

Enlisted will line up to serve @GitMo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 07:11 PM
Maybe some retired too.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 07:17 PM (LHPAg)

86 The case lands on Boasberg's desk as two separate federal investigations into Omar are underway...
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When do we get two separate federal investigations into the corrupt Boasberg?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 07:20 PM (TN0g+)

87 East Texas checking in. I’m worried sick that Tally Boy will deliver the upset. Hell, OU beat TX this year. Never expected that and I’m an OU fan.
I hope I’m wrong. My liver might not survive this.

Posted by: Billythesquid at October 28, 2026 07:21 PM (x4l2h)

88 68 Here's hoping that the shit Midas touch is still a thing and the commies lose senate seats in GA and MI.
Posted by: PaleRider

GA is being called for Ossoff by analysts because of polling and incumbency but Jackson (R) in the governor's race to replace Kemp.

NC has a relative unknown Whatley (R) taking on a former two term governor of the state and the Dems have held the governor's mansion for the last 10 years in NC while the GOP holds the State House, Senate, and Supreme Court. Cooper probably has a hard upper cap on his numbers due to a variety of factors including Western Carolina Hurricane response but has the name recognition, money, and ties in the more populous east and mid part of the state. Again, depends on turnout and perhaps degree of ticket splitting. NC is one of the states where they redistricted and there are two of the tossup House races there--one had an incumbent drop his reelection requiring GOP to put someone in that race and the other is a redrawn district that is competitive.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 07:25 PM (E4rtv)

89 JackStraw....

Those people you were arguing with. I'm voting stupid.

Oh, my head.
'ICE killing people in the streets.'

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)

90 Sorry partial thought. If Jackson is up in the governor's race for the GOP and apparently down ticket GOP are leading races like Lt. Gov, then analysts so far would have to explain ticket splitting of GOP voters for other races but voting for Ossoff in the Senate race.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)

91 @24 -- rouge agents
I know you meant rogue, but rouge (i.e., red) is an appropos typo.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 28, 2026 08:04 PM (XMwZJ)

Quick Hits

Surprise! French leftists follow the lead of Spanish leftists and propose granting amnesty to hundreds of thousands of Muslim illegal aliens, even as they loot stores and burn down city halls and vandalize churches and synagogues.

Via Politico.eu:

Lawmakers in the French National Assembly will vote on a Socialist Party proposal to grant amnesty to an estimated 300,000 to 400,000 unauthorized immigrants employed in France.

The measure is expected to be supported by center-left presidential candidate Raphaël Glucksmann, whose campaign is eager to find some breathing space between centrist candidates like Gabriel Attal and Edouard Philippe, and Jean-Luc Mélenchon, his rival on the radical left. Glucksmann has previously expressed support for such a step in multiple interviews.

The proposal, introduced by Socialist lawmaker Paul Christophle, hails Spain's Pedro Sánchez for having "chosen to provide foreign nationals with the legal means to settle and work" instead of "trying -- in vain -- to control migration flows."

Trump advises "allies:" There's a strike coming on Iran after the midterms.

The U.S. has told several allied nations in the Gulf to be prepared for a short, intense military campaign following the midterm elections next month.

The communications went through diplomatic and military channels, the Wall Street Journal reported, citing unnamed sources.

The claims are among other indications that the U.S. and Israel are preparing to launch a new round of combat operations in Iran.

The U.S. military is sending an additional Patriot system to Israel from Texas, which will improve missile defenses. The U.S. has also moved troops off bases in the Middle East based on U.S. intelligence suggesting Iran is preparing to attack Americans.


Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed's top campaign aide called Biden a "dipshit" and a "rapist" and said America is "cringe."

Two out of three ain't bad.

A top aide to Abdul El-Sayed has publicly called former president Joe Biden a "dipshit" and "rapist" and blasted the United States as "cringe" on July 4, a Washington Free Beacon review of now-deleted posts shows.

It's not the first time Roxie Richner--a far-left operative who, as El-Sayed's communications director, often hovers just behind him when he's speaking to reporters--has made news over her fiery X account, though the most recent posts unearthed by the Free Beacon have not been previously reported.

"#IBelieveBiden raped tara reade and needs to be held accountable," Richner said in May 2020 as then-candidate Joe Biden faced allegations of rape by a former congressional aide, Tara Reade.

"He's a rapist," she told a Democratic activist who urged his party to unite around Biden for the general election.

El-Sayed, by contrast, has been walking a tightrope when it comes to Biden. Black voters--whose support El-Sayed badly needs--are strong Biden supporters, while El-Sayed's Arab base despises the 46th president for providing Israel with financial support after Oct. 7. El-Sayed has kept his public criticism of Biden limited to Gaza.

Richner showed no such hesitation. While Biden made history by elevating the first woman to the vice president's office, Richner made it known that she was unimpressed.

"Yeah but does it matter if his vp is a woman if he's literally a rapist?" she asked in April 2020. In March 2020, she said she "cried" after hearing the Reade allegations.

"I'm sad for her because she tried to tell her story and no one listened," Richner said.


Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed -- who has no terrorist links or terrorist sympathies, Racists, and you should be ashamed for documenting his clear terrorist links and frequently expressed terrorist sympathies -- objected to the drone strike that eliminated the Al Qaeda mastermind who planned 9/11.

Abdul E-Sayed wrote that it was "troubling" that the United States killed the al Qaeda chief Ayman al-Zawahiri--who is widely considered the mastermind of 9/11--in a 2022 targeted drone strike. Killing al-Zawahiri was "a fig leaf" to cover up the disastrous U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan, El-Sayed wrote in 2022, the Washington Free Beacon can reveal.

In the piece, "Projecting Strength Abroad Isn't Simply About Killing Terrorists. It's About Standing Up to Despots, Too," which was published in the New Republic on Aug. 5, 2022, El-Sayed spoke out against the CIA drone strike that successfully took out al-Zawahiri, a fellow Egyptian who'd joined the Muslim Brotherhood as a teenager and ultimately rose to lead al Qaeda.

Hey wait, Abdulrahman Mohamed Al-Sayed is an Egyptian with strong family connections to the Muslim Brotherhood.

Small world!

"President Biden is using the strike to bolster his approval here at home. It is troubling to watch yet another American president flog 'War on Terror' themes to resurrect a laggard term," El-Sayed sniffed in the article.


The Bee:

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Of course.

Catherine Selgado:


Maine Absentee Ballot Envelopes Ended Up at a Soros-Tied Organization in Maryland

The state of Maine seems reluctant to look further into a 2025 case in which hundreds of absentee ballot envelopes ended up in a different state and at a location with ties to the Soros family money machine. A local outlet says state officials closed the case, even though they had not produced any answers or solutions.
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UPS told Attorney General Aaron Frey's (D-Maine) office that it required a subpoena before it would release any details about the envelopes, and Frey decided he would rather not know. He didn't think there was sufficient evidence to justify a subpoena, according to The Maine Wire. Why worry about 500 ballot envelopes ending up at a sketchy NGO headquarters in another state?

It is not clear why the NGO might have wanted the envelopes, of course. And it's strange that the envelopes were separate from the ballots.

The Maine Wire's Steve Robinson already put out a detailed examination of the case and the records he was able to obtain, noting that the NGO, which operates out of a residential home in Maryland, has lobbying connections to more than one Maine Democrat official.

The New York Times: Yes, the shifty Democrat socialist whore Mary Petola is behind the recruitment of a nobody loser named "Dan Sullivan" to run against the incumbent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan.


Operatives aligned with Democratic Senate nominee Mary Peltola spent months recruiting candidates in an effort to dilute support for Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan on Alaska's crowded ballot, according to The New York Times.

The effort, internally dubbed the "ballot composition project," included an early directive to a Peltola staffer in the summer of 2025: find as many people named Dan Sullivan as possible in the state.

The goal, the report says, was to land another Dan Sullivan on the ballot to create confusion and siphon votes from the incumbent.

The White House communications department weighed in with a firm rebuke of the reporting that has come out after nearly 60,000 early votes have been cast in that election thus far, according to The Associated Press

The staffer complied, combing through voter records to produce a list of Dan Sullivans from across the state.

This was no random request. Dan S. Sullivan is the name of the state's Republican senator. And if the Peltola campaign or its allies could track down and persuade another Dan Sullivan to run for Senate, the confusion could cost the senator crucial votes on the state's unusual, four-person ballot.

The plan worked. This spring, a retired teacher from a tiny fishing village along the Alaska Panhandle, reachable only by air and sea, announced his candidacy for Senate. His name was Dan J. Sullivan.

The Peltola campaign has repeatedly denied any involvement in his candidacy. But The Times has found, based on interviews and text messages, along with documents prepared for a potential lawsuit against the campaign, that not only did Ms. Peltola's team work with people trying to recruit Mr. Sullivan to run for Senate, but the effort was much broader. The group worked to coax other would-be spoilers into the race, to dilute the incumbent's support and help catapult the Democrat to victory.

Lisa Murkowski just endorsed -- get this -- the Democrat cheater.




Is Minnesota in play thanks to Ilhan Nur Said Elmi and her Somali pirates and warbands?

Democrats keep trying to change the subject, but the subject is Somalis and, by extension, the Democrats' deep ties with and advocacy for their community despite all the trouble they are causing.



The Senate might be safer than pollsters would have you believe.

arlier this month, CNN chief data analyst Harry Enten pulled the final polling averages for Senate races decided by five points or fewer, using surveys conducted in the last 21 days of each campaign. Those aggregates missed the final margin by an average of 3.7 points. Almost every race Enten examined fell within that range.

"This, to me, is the big siren warning sign for Democrats right here," Enten said. "Because I know you feel like it's Lucy and the football. You've seen yourselves ahead before. And then Election Day, the votes are cast and counted, and the Republicans come out ahead."

That's an uncomfortable message for a party that has spent months convinced it's headed for a big win. If the polls miss again, a lot of Democrats are going to learn on election night that they've lost.

Enten also gamed out what that would look like. If Republicans beat their polling averages by 3.75 points, the map transforms. The GOP wins in Maine, Michigan, Texas, Kansas, Iowa, and Alaska, and leaves with a 52-48 Senate majority.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 UNBLADED!

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:10 PM (SwyyQ)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 28, 2026 05:11 PM (hG5L0)

3 Lawmakers in the French National Assembly will vote on a Socialist Party proposal to grant amnesty to an estimated 300,000 to 400,000 unauthorized immigrants employed in France.


Employed My Ass.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2026 05:12 PM (OkYzo)

4 You have to admit, she has a way with words:


Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
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16h
UPDATE:

@ZohranKMamdani
just deleted his tweet below that I quoted after I exposed how he is discriminating against non-Muslim street food vendors and how he’s trying to spread Islamic ritual animal torture aka Halal in NYC by giving out over 10,500 more licenses to Halal street vendors, which would islamify the food supply in New York and push out the kosher hot dog stands and pretzel stands by overwhelming them with competing Islamic Halal vendors.

After he started to get ratioed following my X post, Mamdani DELETED his tweet.

Luckily I took a screenshot because I was stunned he tweeted this to begin with.

What an insane little jihadi.

Nobody in New York wants to be suffocated by the smell of shawarma and white sauce. It smells like shit and will give you explosive diarrhea and food poisoning.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)

5 Just remember a lot of this stuff is programmed by those who want a conservative overreaction in order to grasp total control over the government. They spin up their crazies to get the response. X . com just had a report of someone charged with a felony for battery on a indian national because he told the indian to 'go home.'

They want the violence. They crave it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 05:14 PM (nEUC6)

6 Surprise! French leftists follow the lead of Spanish leftists and propose granting amnesty to hundreds of thousands of Muslim illegal aliens....


Gonna say it's way more than a couple of hundred thousand, they are up in the millions of illegals at this point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 05:14 PM (I43vL)

7 Regarding the possible Iran strike, it seems to me that's not something you'd want to announce right before the midterms. Wouldn't it be better to wait?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 28, 2026 05:16 PM (9ZFZd)

8
>>Killing al-Zawahiri was "a fig leaf" to cover up the disastrous U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan, El-Sayed wrote in 2022, the Washington Free Beacon can reveal.

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What? Abdul el-Sayed agrees Biden's Afghan withdrawal was a disaster?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:16 PM (mmrXZ)

9 The Term "DSA" is BS.... There is no such thing...

The Acronym contradicts itself....

DEMOCRAT - SOCIALIST is a play on words to attract the Idiots to vote for "The Garden of Edan".

SOCIALISM is total Government control..
Democracy is freedom for all...

So, the Hippies of the 1960's now support the DSA ???

What happened to "Not Trusting The Man" ?? or
"Do not Trust Anyone Over 30" ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:16 PM (jGtoG)

10 is his full name "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed" appearing on the Michigan ballot?

That's going to be tough for even a lot of democrats to pull the lever for

Posted by: Leupold at October 28, 2026 05:19 PM (fbRKR)

11
Regarding the possible Iran strike, it seems to me that's not something you'd want to announce right before the midterms. Wouldn't it be better to wait?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

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WSJ cites unnamed sources. A leak? Like, heads should roll?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:19 PM (mmrXZ)

12 I have zero doubt Iran gets obliterated after the midterms. I'm sure Trump is pissed at how much political damage they did.

Iran really had one goal, hurt GOP in midterms.

Posted by: Leupold at October 28, 2026 05:20 PM (fbRKR)

13 Gavin so dumb he starve a brain eating virus

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 05:21 PM (RIvkX)

14 I wonder how many Dan Sullivans live in Alaska?

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 05:21 PM (kX27y)

15 Holy crap, Murkowski looks like the puppet guy from "The Corbomite Maneuver."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 05:21 PM (amcLV)

16 Peggy Flanagan looks - strange - very strange.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:22 PM (Gqar8)

17 Strike on Iran - I'mma let you finish but that ain't happening until the election is over.

Posted by: Polls are for strippers and leaks are for Biden at October 28, 2026 05:22 PM (anL5R)

18 Lisa Murkowski just endorsed -- get this -- the Democrat cheater.

This is my not shocked face.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

19 0 is his full name "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed" appearing on the Michigan ballot?

No, his name appears "Bubba Joe Al Sayed....

This way he proves he is an ALL-AMERICAN BOY and not a Bin Laden Raghead Lover...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:22 PM (jGtoG)

20 Mary Petola is behind the recruitment of a nobody loser named "Dan Sullivan" to run against the incumbent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan.

-
CNN's Dana Bash says this perfectly OK.

https://tinyurl.com/2zhe3s2j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:23 PM (ndZc7)

21 Wasn't the Obongo birth certificate dustup debunked by the media?

Surely they would not de-bunk something that was true?

Posted by: Comet Pizza at October 28, 2026 05:23 PM (8EQTH)

22 Murkowski looks like what happened to Edgar happened to her. Her skin doesn't fit. There's an alien bug inside her. Put out some sugar water and see if she goes for it.

Posted by: Polls are for strippers and leaks are for Biden at October 28, 2026 05:23 PM (anL5R)

23 What an insane little jihadi.

Nobody in New York wants to be suffocated by the smell of shawarma and white sauce. It smells like shit and will give you explosive diarrhea and food poisoning.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)

She must write some hilarious texts to her boyfriend.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

24 In the piece, "Projecting Strength Abroad Isn't Simply About Killing Terrorists. It's About Standing Up to Despots, Too," which was published in the New Republic on Aug. 5, 2022, El-Sayed spoke out against the CIA drone strike that successfully took out al-Zawahiri, a fellow Egyptian who'd joined the Muslim Brotherhood as a teenager and ultimately rose to lead al Qaeda.

-------------------

Since I don't recall any democratic terrorist cells, we get two for one going for terrorists.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:24 PM (uhVAy)

25 15 Holy crap, Murkowski looks like the puppet guy from "The Corbomite Maneuver."

According to the Laws of Physics what is inside eventually seeps the surface.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:24 PM (jGtoG)

26 MurCow looks like she has MadCow

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:24 PM (n5tGW)

27 Speaking of the MSM . . .

NBC News
@NBCNews
Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:24 PM (ndZc7)

28 I don’t get all the mischegas over the senate. We got that. We were never in danger of losing it.

Enten is a cheap troll.

The house is a different story, but The Blade is optimistic. And The Blade has been sharp today. Trust The Blade.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 28, 2026 05:24 PM (j/Lj+)

29 25 15 Holy crap, Murkowski looks like the puppet guy from "The Corbomite Maneuver."

MY Eyes ARE BURNING...............

I AM BLIND AND TURNING TO STONE FROM THAT PICTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:25 PM (jGtoG)

30 1 UNBLADED!
Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:10 PM (SwyyQ)
——

Well, you are maximum power ….

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 28, 2026 05:25 PM (j/Lj+)

31 CNN's Dana Bash says this perfectly OK.
==
High spirited Hijinks in the Alaska election. Creative, imaginative and novel. Such a fresh approach!!!

Posted by: Dana's Gash at October 28, 2026 05:25 PM (anL5R)

32 Mary Petola is behind the recruitment of a nobody loser named "Dan Sullivan" to run against the incumbent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan.

-
CNN's Dana Bash says this perfectly OK.

https://tinyurl.com/2zhe3s2j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:23 PM (ndZc7)

The super fair Canadians had something like 96 candidates running against the opposition leader with his name buried in the mass.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

33
Jihad Man seems to be calling for war against Somaliland. I suppose the Minnesota state capitol is as good a place as any for a putsch against some Third World separatist state.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:26 PM (mmrXZ)

34 So France in it's wisdom is going to give the roving gangs of violent muslims destroying everything what they really want. I'm sure this will calm them down and there will be no instances of this in the future.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:26 PM (n5tGW)

35 War? Good. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them./i]

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:26 PM (6ydKt)

36 NBC News
@NBCNews
Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:24 PM (ndZc7)

They must have run out of "without evidence" tokens and had to replace it with "baseless".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

37 MY Eyes ARE BURNING...............

I AM BLIND AND TURNING TO STONE FROM THAT PICTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:25 PM (jGtoG)
-----------
Hmmm, perhaps she's actually the Gorgon Medusa.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (amcLV)

38 > Murkowski looks like the puppet guy from "The Corbomite Maneuver."

Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (mkw2N)

39 whose campaign is eager to find some breathing space"

Can all "pro immigration" parties worldwide just admit that they are after voters/supporters, since the traditional groups just don't support like they used to?

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (pfXMo)

40 The blades head shall be severed.

In other news I think Seth Keshel on X has the proper vibes on the election. Things should look firmer tomorrow and the next day as we get closer to ERECTION DAY!!!!

Take this time to find your favorite turn coat grifter on X (like Baris, Barnes, Morefield (a total dork) and whoever the fuck else and go and troll them mercilessly. Drive them from their land, take their skills as prizes and hear the Lamentations of their women which they don't have. Because they are doomer dorks.

Posted by: GigantorX at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (N5Ygk)

41 The communications went through diplomatic and military channels, the Wall Street Journal reported, citing unnamed sources.

The claims are among other indications that the U.S. and Israel are preparing to launch a new round of combat operations in Iran.

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Claims we made up with no sources? Every fact in there sounds defensive, not offensive.

Never believe sources that won't give a name.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

42 I saw Baseless Conspiracy Theories open for Cannibal Corpse at The Gates of Hell in '96.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (ndZc7)

43
Mary Petola is behind the recruitment of a nobody loser named "Dan Sullivan" to run against the incumbent Republican Senator Dan Sullivan.
-
CNN's Dana Bash says this perfectly OK.


So does Harold Ford, Jr.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (Cqx++)

44 You know what is the only solution for pirates?

Posted by: Hemp Promotion Board For Growth at October 28, 2026 05:29 PM (EdP2u)

45 "El-Sayed, by contrast, has been walking a tightrope when it comes to Biden."

What tightrope and why?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 05:30 PM (NFX2v)

46 > You know what is the only solution for pirates?

Letters of Marque?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:31 PM (mkw2N)

47 Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.
==
I can't tell if she looks better or not - I can't see her ass.

Posted by: typical moron at October 28, 2026 05:31 PM (anL5R)

48 >>The Senate might be safer than pollsters would have you believe.

No way, really?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

49 Mary Petola is behind the recruitment of a nobody loser named "Dan Sullivan" to run against the incumbent Republican "

Dan Fielding and Christine Sullivan?

Hmmm.

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:33 PM (pfXMo)

50 The Senate might be safer than pollsters would have you believe.

No way, really?
==
Stop this. Stop. It. Right. Now. I will not have you sowing hope before this election. You will all be despondent, morose and surly until further notice.

Posted by: Doomer McBlackPill at October 28, 2026 05:34 PM (anL5R)

51 Wow!

Murkowski really lost a ton of weight.

Welp, there you go. Scientific proof that cocaine beats there hell outta Ozempic for weight loss!

That guy on the corner downtown isn't just selling craack....He's selling beauty!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2026 05:35 PM (YSUhf)

52 take their skills as prizes and hear the Lamentations of their women which they don't have. Because they are doomer dorks.

Posted by: GigantorX
=======
Cough foreign money, cough.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 05:35 PM (E4rtv)

53 Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (mkw2N)
——

Well, she fucked the shit outta Harvey Weinstein, and that’s gotta change a person …

Looks like a mutated Charlize Theron

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 28, 2026 05:35 PM (j/Lj+)

54 You know what is the only solution for pirates?"

HClO4?

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:35 PM (pfXMo)

55 Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.

Why do these women keep doing this?

Jennifer Grey all over again.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2026 05:35 PM (PSEDc)

56 It is not all clear that two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner is total freedom.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 05:35 PM (2ap+5)

57 Andrew Klavan has a funny bit on YouTube about polling.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2026 05:36 PM (bX16E)

58 The US and Israel planning a strike on Iran after the midterms?

Quick Democrats, rush to Tehran to be human tar... I mean shields for the regime!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 05:36 PM (5eNyd)

59 Lawmakers in the French National Assembly will vote on a Socialist Party proposal to grant amnesty to an estimated 300,000 to 400,000 unauthorized immigrants employed in France.

You get more of what you subsidize. Sow the Muzzie wind, reap the Jihadist whirlwind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:36 PM (l3cgK)

60
Political Analyst Gavin Newsom lol.

The Abundance Democrats -- another of those oxymorons like Democratic Socialists -- have made, in fact centralized, a (negative) case study of his Train to Nowhere.

But so what? No one is listening to Ezra Klein except a bunch of his fellow pseudo-intelligent podcasters and book-writers!

That's one plus for Newsom. People admire his hairline and his California credentials more than Ezra's elaborate! exciting! novel! political philosophy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:36 PM (mmrXZ)

61 Ken Dilanian
@KDilanianMSNOW
New: FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention. with @CarolLeonnig

-
Dubious claims and baseless conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ndZc7)

62 CNN's Dana Bash says this perfectly OK.

So does Harold Ford, Jr.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
=======
Both are media whores so liars by definition.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)

63 Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.
==
I can't tell if she looks better or not - I can't see her ass.
Posted by: typical moron at October 28, 2026 05:31 PM (anL5R)

She looks like she's been bashed on the head with a brick. Filter face in real life.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)

64 Where is the Somali Skank these days?

Still in the US?

Shoot on sight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (RORbl)

65 25 15 Holy crap, Murkowski looks like the puppet guy from "The Corbomite Maneuver."

According to the Laws of Physics what is inside eventually seeps the surface.....


tranya?

Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (oY6Yp)

66 I've had a day from hell from the moment I woke up from a text from my brother (regarding mother's idea she didn't need sitters anymore at home) til now and realize I will probably survive.

I had to take a lyft to an appt to top it all and other stuff that happened; and a certain Rashad probably wanted to go jihad with me.

I suggested a different route from the Interstate, he argued 20min vs the 40min I suggested. Being smart I said ok (he said he was an "expert driver" which reminded me of Rain Man).

I was reading and looked up and we were on my short cut with less traffic and suicide, as that was on his app. When I got home I said, "Well, that wasn't so bad!" He snarled at me. It took us 20min my way. HA! Score! He'll probably return with a machete.

Even with all this I don't (thankfully) look as cranky, bitter, and dessicated as Murky Murkowski. That old beetch.

I think general crankienss seeps from inside to your face and she's a fine example of this theory.

If I remember correctly she was elected by a hair or possible fraud, but I am too tired to look it up. I don't think buzzards would bother if she was road kill.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (hzuYO)

67 Speaking of, Murkowski is looking very trim.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (2ap+5)

68 Murkowski looks like she'd eat a baby to keep her seat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (f8snw)

69 Dubious claims and baseless conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
======
Ken specializes in distributing those to the blue demon faithfuls.

Russia Russia anyone?

Hunter Biden's computer being a Russian op?

Fusion Ken is so talented that he can lie with his botoxed to the max face with no reaction on the screen.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)

70 New: FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention. with @CarolLeonnig

-
Dubious claims and baseless conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ndZc7)

Note the admission that there is a conspiracy to fight the detection of election fraud. Oops.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

71 >>>Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (mkw2N)

=====

WUT THE WUT???

That's got to be some AI bullshit. From a high 8 to a very mid 5. Hope it was worth it.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:38 PM (SwyyQ)

72 Lawmakers in the French National Assembly will vote on a Socialist Party proposal to grant amnesty to an estimated 300,000 to 400,000 unauthorized immigrants employed in France.

-
It's almost as if violence works.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:39 PM (ndZc7)

73 You will all be despondent, morose and surly until further notice"

Gloom, despair, and agony ok?

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:39 PM (pfXMo)

74
Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.



Looks like Generic Plastic Surgery Beauty Face #3.

Very anonymous.

She's lost all of the homespun cuteness that made her beautiful.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2026 05:39 PM (YSUhf)

75 In SC you can choose to do straight party voting. Never chose that before, but it's helpful when you have weird parties like the US Citizens Party.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2026 05:39 PM (bX16E)

76 > Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.
---------
AI perhaps? To gauge public opinion on her next plastic surgery adventure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 05:39 PM (RORbl)

77 I love this video so much. An idiot, fake tough guy tries to shoot a powerful gun one-handed and dents his face.

http://tiny.cc/wzsc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:40 PM (mkw2N)

78
@NBCNews
Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

=================

What do they mean "although" it's 4000 miles away it raced through the media? Like 4000 miles is a long way to send a foot-runner with the message? Have they heard of the internet?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:40 PM (mmrXZ)

79 The average AWFL would look at the Somali declaring jihad and say "that's only for the election you racist"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 05:40 PM (f8snw)

80 Senator Murky looks like a gender-affirmed Palpatine now.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 05:41 PM (88C+u)

81 Murkowski looks like she'd eat a baby to keep her seat
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (f8snw)
----
How do we know she hasn't?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 05:41 PM (FZ29D)

82 The Democrats want their people convinced that a Blue Wave is coming, so when it doesn't they have a reason to riot.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2026 05:41 PM (0MjtC)

83 50 Stop this. Stop. It. Right. Now. I will not have you sowing hope before this election.

sewing the seams of gloves > sowing hope

Posted by: tears for fears at October 28, 2026 05:41 PM (oY6Yp)

84 expressed deep concern"

How deep? Like deeeeep or just, you know....deep.

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:41 PM (pfXMo)

85 If I remember correctly she was elected by a hair or possible fraud, but I am too tired to look it up. I don't think buzzards would bother if she was road kill.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Illegal election violating plain letter Alaskan law when she lost a primary to Joe Miller during the Tea Party years. She ran as a write in which required by AK law that her name be completely and correctly spelled for it to count. Some Murkowski crime syndicate judge allowed those to count. Just like this recent op by Peltola which the AK Supreme Court needs smeared across its rep for being willingly gullible in accepting Dem lies.

State's pols and courts are bad enough that it reminds me of Arkansas during the Clinton heyday.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)

86 Did you guys see what Jennifer Lawrence did to her face? Yikes.

http://tiny.cc/ezsc101

She doesn't look ugly. She's just a completely different, bland person.


Looks like Generic Plastic Surgery Beauty Face #3.

Very anonymous.

She's lost all of the homespun cuteness that made her beautiful.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2026 05:39 PM (YSUhf)

She did a Jennifer Gray.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 05:42 PM (lCppi)

87 78
@NBCNews
Although Brazil's presidential election took place more than 4,000 miles away, the baseless conspiracy theory that it was stolen raced through the American right-wing media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

=================

What do they mean "although" it's 4000 miles away it raced through the media? Like 4000 miles is a long way to send a foot-runner with the message? Have they heard of the internet?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:40 PM (mmrXZ)

They expected truth to still be putting on its shoes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:43 PM (l3cgK)

88 >>@KDilanianMSNOW
New: FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention. with @CarolLeonnig

Kash Patel told Ken this when Kash was in Russia.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

89 67 Speaking of, Murkowski is looking very trim.
Posted by: Oglebay

Her outer appearance is as vile as her inner self. And her corrupt as shit father needs to join her as he was responsible for the nepot appointment of Murcow in the first place when he decided to run for governor. He won, resigned as senator and appointed Murcow II as senator.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)

90 Give Lawrence a couple more surgeries and she'll either look like Michael Jackson or that Jennifer Welch critter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 05:44 PM (f8snw)

91 CNN's Dana Bash says this perfectly OK.

So does Harold Ford, Jr.
___

Unless the GOP does it, then it will be aN aSsAuLt On DeMoCrAcY!!!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth Toni-Marie Warren at October 28, 2026 05:44 PM (Ovx+P)

92 >>> 61 Ken Dilanian
@KDilanianMSNOW
New: FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention. with @CarolLeonnig

-
Dubious claims and baseless conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ndZc7)

We have cannons surrounding Fort Sumter Camp Pendleton!

Posted by: Democrats! at October 28, 2026 05:45 PM (jb8Ss)

93
state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention.

================

Feds Intervene with Federal Election

Posted by: WTOP headline at October 28, 2026 05:45 PM (mmrXZ)

94 Like 4000 miles is a long way to send a foot-runner with the message? "

I would walk 500 miles....

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:45 PM (pfXMo)

95 16 Peggy Flanagan looks - strange - very strange.
Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:22 PM (Gqar

She always does. It's a manic face with crazy eyes.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 05:46 PM (kX27y)

96 Remember Tara Reade was a life long Dem when she made her claims against Biden, so this isn't like life long Dem Jean Carroll suddenly claiming Trump assaulted her after Trump became a Republican.

Interestingly Broaddrick and Jones were both life long Dems as well before being assaulted by Dem office holders...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 05:46 PM (sKqQm)

97
sock off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:46 PM (mmrXZ)

98 I'm not sure what that is on Murkowski's left arm in the photo, but my suspicion is Dalmatian fur.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 05:46 PM (2ap+5)

99 Ken Dilanian
@KDilanianMSNOW
New: FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention. with @CarolLeonnig

-
Dubious claims and baseless conspiracy theories.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ndZc7)

So, Robert Mueller and Jonathan Buma are deeply concerned?

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 05:46 PM (lCppi)

100 @KDilanianMSNOW
==
this particular shitheel has a lot to answer for

Posted by: I'm just saying at October 28, 2026 05:46 PM (anL5R)

101 Kash Patel told Ken this when Kash was in Russia."

To Russia. With love...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:47 PM (pfXMo)

102 94 Like 4000 miles is a long way to send a foot-runner with the message? "

I would walk 500 miles....
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:45 PM (pfXMo)

And I would walk 500 more

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

103
No "associate membership" says E.U. to Carney, looks like he'll have to take Xi to homecoming.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 05:47 PM (Y8DZL)

104 And OT my e-mail is full of political spam addressed to mother who died in the 80's: "Stunning blow, _____(her first name}.rush $5.00 now to help save the House Of Reps for Democrats. "Either this is some fakery or the Democrats are not as confident as they appear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 05:47 PM (JrHfD)

105 She looks like she's been bashed on the head with a brick. Filter face in real life.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:37 PM (uhVAy)

*********
I can answer some of this from before and after photos.

She had her naturally hooded eyes worked on. A blepharsty. Her eyes look ok,but not herself beforehand.

I don't understand at 36yrs why, but that's all natural me.

Her cheeks were rounder, which actually makes you look younger as I sport them still.

The trend in Hollyweird is to have buccal fat removal to enhance cheekbones. Gross. If you do this with the magic Ozzy pill you then look half dead on top of different.

As I've said, from having needed, horrific, and it turned out great from a spot on my nose years ago, it would require me going through a windshield for plastic surgery. Not just my advanced age but even when I was 30yrs younger. Nope!

The dermatologist told me today, for my yearly check up that I look 30yrs younger and have amazing skin for all the sunbaking I claim. At 32yrs when you get your first basal cell it tends to change your tanning at the beach or pool. On my forehead, plastic surgeon removed, and I can no longer find the scar.
Use SPF I weakly cry.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 05:47 PM (hzuYO)

106 >>state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention.

BTW, this is another case of the left building the case that Trump rigged the midterms.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 05:48 PM (viF8m)

107 Robert Mueller and Jonathan Buma are deeply concerned?"

Very deeply. So very, very deeply.

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:49 PM (pfXMo)

108 Like 4000 miles is a long way to send a foot-runner with the message? "

I would walk 500 miles....
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:45 PM (pfXMo)
——

That dude was very desperate. I assume he walked 1000 miles to find out his girl was getting crushed by The Paolo ….

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 28, 2026 05:49 PM (j/Lj+)

109 Lawmakers in the French National Assembly will vote on a Socialist Party proposal to grant amnesty to an estimated 300,000 to 400,000 unauthorized immigrants employed in France.
__________________________


I'm pretty sure if lived in Europe or Canada, I'd be in jail right now. But, I'd be LOUD about the injustice. I don't comprehend the apathy.

The only way I can rationalize such detachment and indifference is to believe that in order to want to protect and save your nation, you must have a certain pride in it.

I don't think the Europeans have that. I would expect more from Canadians. Yet, they have no real conservative movement. No true conservative leaders. And, a lazy attitude when it comes to using critical thought to truly understand the issues rather than serving up animosity towards the President of a separate sovereign nation.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 05:49 PM (dIske)

110
Then: If you have done nothing wrong you have nothing to fear from a governmental investigation

Now: New: FBI agents have expressed deep concern that they could be ordered to take legally questionable steps to investigate dubious claims of election fraud, and state officials are wargaming how to deal with federal intervention. with @CarolLeonnig

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 05:51 PM (sKqQm)

111 I don't comprehend the apathy."

Trust me. We're the oddest ducks in world history...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 05:51 PM (pfXMo)

112 Far-right National Rally leader Marine Le Pen officially launched her 2027 French presidential campaign on October 25, 2026, in Orléans, promising to restore law and order, tighten immigration controls, and revive national sovereignty amid widespread social unrest.

So lawmakers in the French National Assembly will vote on a Socialist Party proposal to grant amnesty to an estimated 300,000 to 400,000 unauthorized immigrants employed in France, largely because Raphaël Glucksmann and other prominent challengers are significantly trailing Marine Le Pen in early polling for the 2027 Presidential election.

And we'll all see how dumb the French voters are.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 05:52 PM (NFX2v)

113 Remember Le Pen is a center left politician BY LEFTWING EUROPEAN STANDARDS.

She just has a rational view on immigration.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 05:53 PM (sKqQm)

114 Another 1/4 to 1/2 Million Muslims will calm everything down I am sure.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

115 Her outer appearance is as vile as her inner self.

Hey, I can only do so much ya know.

Posted by: Dorian Gray's Portraitist at October 28, 2026 05:53 PM (vTZFs)

116 I refuse to be optimistic. Life is disappointing enough already.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 05:54 PM (MWfyi)

117 BREAKING: "Republican" Sen. Lisa Murkowski just ENDORSED Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins for Governor of Alaska — stabbing President Trump's endorsed candidate, Bernadette Wilson, in the back just 7 days before Election Day

The picture of trans-Skeletor attached to that post is a low blow.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 28, 2026 05:56 PM (HW2K9)

118 I think Le Pen and NR have their best chance of winning ever next year.

But governing is a different story and I think she’ll hit ever wall Trump did in his first term, and even more than that since France is so dependent on government for over half of their GDP.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:58 PM (6ydKt)

119 Ace doesn't seem able to find any good news to post about the midterms

Posted by: Paul at October 28, 2026 06:00 PM (w4PfG)

120 Kathleen Kennedy named head of ceremonies and content for LA Olympic Games.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 28, 2026 06:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

121 I have written Europe off. No, that is too broad a brush. I have written Western Europe off. And the Anglospere, generally, not counting the US, which hangs on tenuously. One election away.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Gqar8)

122 I don't think the Europeans have that. I would expect more from Canadians. Yet, they have no real conservative movement. No true conservative leaders. And, a lazy attitude when it comes to using critical thought to truly understand the issues rather than serving up animosity towards the President of a separate sovereign nation.
Posted by: Orson
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From X

John Solomon
@jsolomonReports
EU abandons plans to make Canada an 'associate member'
==
As someone said, they pissed in Carney's face.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 06:01 PM (E4rtv)

123 on October 25, 2026, in Orléans,"

At the House of the Rising Sun?

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:01 PM (pfXMo)

124 Ace doesn't seem able to find any good news to post about the midterms
Posted by: Paul at October 28, 2026 06:00 PM (w4PfG)


Well, one bit of good news is there is a sale.on ammo at the local.sporting goods store! A good time to stock up.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 06:02 PM (2WIwB)

125 Kathleen Kennedy named head of ceremonies and content for LA Olympic Games."

Put a chick in it and make it gay...er?

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:02 PM (pfXMo)

126 123 on October 25, 2026, in Orléans,"

At the House of the Rising Sun?
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:01 PM (pfXMo)

I was thinking “ Dance with Me”.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 06:02 PM (Gqar8)

127 The dermatologist told me today, for my yearly check up that I look 30yrs younger and have amazing skin for all the sunbaking I claim. At 32yrs when you get your first basal cell it tends to change your tanning at the beach or pool. On my forehead, plastic surgeon removed, and I can no longer find the scar.
Use SPF I weakly cry.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 05:47 PM (hzuYO)

I once got a sunburn on an overcast day in early March in Chicago. My tan regiment is to get a burn, which leaves a little tan. I once spent a day outside at a Civil War battlefield re-enactment facing the same direction and had blisters from the top of my hand all the way to the ears. No more sun for me! I wear long sleeves for hiking and hats

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

128 And in putting debt on future people category?

Calif is about to sign a 10 year contract with Siemens, for 3 High Speed Rail trains, and maintenance.... on a 10 year contract from 2030 to 2040.

Once signed... it's a debt... on trains that will never run, on tracks never laid... but they want to get the contract signed before a new Governator comes in.... so the current graft will stay where it is.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)

129 DSA’s rise puts left flank at center of Democrats’ 2026 fight (and I'd argue 2028 as well -Intrepid)

Been 45 years of Reagan and 30 years of Clinton. The areas that have cut taxes (Reagan) and services (Reagan & Clinton) the most have not risen to become top 10 economic hubs or anything like that. Center and right have failed America, keeping us running on fumes.

Today's Republican "center" is far to the right of Richard Nixon' policies; today's center is pretty much John Birch Society. FDR and Truman policies are far closer to DSA than to the Democrat leadership of today

Mamdani implemented in days/months what corporate dems have been talking about doing since 1990. Tangible example of if they wanted to, they would.

We've been trying the moderate side since at least the Clinton administration. Obama took a tippy toes step to the left. Can we try an actual progressive side of the party now?

Do you know how funny it is for DSA to win THE MAYORAL ELECTION OF NEW YORK CITY and for people to still pretend they're irrelevant or unpopular?

Fascists taking over the country and dems worry about people who want universal Healthcare.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 28, 2026 06:03 PM (HW2K9)

130 As far as Europeens are concerned here's how it will go. The invaders at some point will gear up and start killing lots of people. When enough people are killed, the natives will get the point and either submit or fight. That's the plan in America too.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 06:04 PM (LHPAg)

131 127

I once got a sunburn on an overcast day in early March in Chicago. My tan regiment is to get a burn, which leaves a little tan. I once spent a day outside at a Civil War battlefield re-enactment facing the same direction and had blisters from the top of my hand all the way to the ears. No more sun for me! I wear long sleeves for hiking and hats
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 06:03 PM (uhVAy)

The White Folks Burden.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 06:04 PM (Gqar8)

132 Well, one bit of good news is there is a sale.on ammo at the local.sporting goods store! A good time to stock up."

Youngest found boxes of Federal 5.56... 400 for $199, including metal ammo box...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:04 PM (pfXMo)

133 132 Well, one bit of good news is there is a sale.on ammo at the local.sporting goods store! A good time to stock up."

Youngest found boxes of Federal 5.56... 400 for $199, including metal ammo box...
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:04 PM (pfXMo)

Green Tip is nice.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 06:05 PM (Gqar8)

134 I was thinking “ Dance with Me”.

Ahem. The gayest album cover ever?

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:06 PM (pfXMo)

135 134 I was thinking “ Dance with Me”.

Ahem. The gayest album cover ever?
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:06 PM (pfXMo)

Well, it’s right up there.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 06:06 PM (Gqar8)

136 Green Tip is nice."

It's all good...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 06:06 PM (pfXMo)

137 Eromero I think your going to be right

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

138
Kathleen Kennedy named head of ceremonies and content for LA Olympic Games.
Posted by: BruceWayne


So "master" is right out?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 06:07 PM (Cqx++)

139 "...investigate dubious claims of election fraud..."
The FBI investigated that "noose" found in Bubba Wallace's garage, right? With about 20 agents? Investigating dubious (in that case, obvious bullshit) claims of racism seems to be (or was) a top priority of the FBI. I think they can spare a bit of time to investigate claims of election fraud, which are far more likely to be actual crimes than Bubba's little hissy-fit.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 28, 2026 06:08 PM (XMwZJ)

140 Calif is about to sign a 10 year contract with Siemens, for 3 High Speed Rail trains, and maintenance.... on a 10 year contract from 2030 to 2040.

Once signed... it's a debt... on trains that will never run, on tracks never laid... but they want to get the contract signed before a new Governator comes in.... so the current graft will stay where it is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 06:03 PM (mP0Kj)

Three whole trains? And of course still no answer on how to actually arrive at a city on either end.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

141 > Use SPF I weakly cry.

I wash my face using Cetaphil, then I use Cetaphil face lotion with 30 SPF. I didn't start doing this until my mid-40s. I can really tell the difference. I wish I'd started sooner.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 06:11 PM (mkw2N)

142
Three whole trains? And of course still no answer on how to actually arrive at a city on either end.
Posted by: Oldcat


Mule trains

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 06:12 PM (Cqx++)

143 139 "...investigate dubious claims of election fraud..."
The FBI investigated that "noose" found in Bubba Wallace's garage, right? With about 20 agents? Investigating dubious (in that case, obvious bullshit) claims of racism seems to be (or was) a top priority of the FBI. I think they can spare a bit of time to investigate claims of election fraud, which are far more likely to be actual crimes than Bubba's little hissy-fit.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 28, 2026 06:08 PM
Let's go, Brandon!

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 06:12 PM (LHPAg)

144 Without any gun rights I don't see how Europeans will be able to fight back once the real SHTF.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 06:13 PM (n5tGW)

145 Glucksmnann, another Jewish politician hell bent on bringing a Caliphate to the west. In the US we have Chuck Schumer, Bernie, Elissa Slotkin and many others.

What in the actual fuck is up with these people?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 28, 2026 06:14 PM (RTJh6)

146 Here's one bit of good news. Paul is 79 and will be dead soon.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 06:14 PM (88C+u)

147 144 Without any gun rights I don't see how Europeans will be able to fight back once the real SHTF.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 06:13 PM
Almost like it was planned.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 06:15 PM (LHPAg)

148 *Cerave face lotion.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 06:20 PM (mkw2N)

149 Broad swords and long bows

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 06:20 PM (Ia/+0)

150 141 > Use SPF I weakly cry.

I wash my face using Cetaphil, then I use Cetaphil face lotion with 30 SPF. I didn't start doing this until my mid-40s. I can really tell the difference. I wish I'd started sooner.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 06:11 PM (mkw2N)

*******
Ace's beauty tips!

SPF 30 daily in moisturizer since 32yrs on my face, neck and hands. I have no sunspots and am ancient.

From age 13yrs (pool) to 32yrs (snow ski, pool, beach) I baked every summer. Mostly wore a hat as my face didn't tan well for a green eyed blonde, my body tanned well and I loved it.

Some people are lucky and some are not in regard to UV waves changing DNA. However, the lucky ones, and I know many my age, have severe sun damage and spots...whether they turn to cancer or not.

I had one spot no bigger than a fine tip marker dot, on my shoulder, black, flat, looked different. Fooled PCP and derm: .32mm melanoma. Measured in depth vs size.Now sport a 3" incision for that one and no more (thank God and 25yrs ago).

I'm also lucky in that I have virtually no moles and if stuff shows up I run to the doctors who are with the university.

I'm one of the lucky ones. Skin cancer survivor.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 06:21 PM (hzuYO)

151 .32mm melanoma.
mine was .79mm, just avoided the lymph surgery

Posted by: free tibet at October 28, 2026 06:25 PM (h6yWA)

152 Today's Republican "center" is far to the right of Richard Nixon' policies

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Well, yeah, but Nixon was a pussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 06:26 PM (ndZc7)

153 151 .32mm melanoma.
mine was .79mm, just avoided the lymph surgery
Posted by: free tibet at October 28, 2026 06:25 PM (h6yWA)

**********
Yep...you don't want it hitting circulation or lymph!

If I had a lot of moles I would have not seen it fiddling with my hair. Docs were amazed as it was not textbook. They both called me to tell me I'd be fine. They watched liver enzymes and a chext x-ray for 2yrs then told me to behave with sunscreen. I have. Wore a pressure bandage for 3wks and kept working in the ED. I wanted no pity from anyone with that diagnosis.

I got the basal cell on my nose from several bad sunburns as a youth...looked like a clogged pore vs the typical one at 32yrs, pearly, etc. Thought it was nothing yet my doc said, oh, yes it is!

A MOH's hole too big to heal, grew underneath skin, and then plastic surgery...2 scars from above nostril to the corner of my mouth & dimple. Called a shark pedicle repair. My dude changed the dressing each night, telling me it would be ok, when it was not ok at all in my opinion.

Within a few months the healing was amazing. Now you have to look for one scar, as the other one vanished somehow. They do work magic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 06:48 PM (hzuYO)

154 @jsolomonReports
EU abandons plans to make Canada an 'associate member'
==

Just say no to more Trump tariffs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 06:58 PM (jU8k8)

Doctors, Engineers, Flying Car Mechanics From Well-Run and Peaceful Countries Continue Culturally Enriching Americans One Murder At a Time

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

17h

NEW: Multiple federal law enforcement sources tell @FoxNews that the man who was shot and killed by an off-duty FBI agent in Chicago last night was a Venezuelan illegal alien who was seen shooting into a homeless encampment. Per sources, the FBI agent was driving alone when he saw 27-year-old OSCAR D. CORRALES shooting at people in the encampment, and the agent stopped and shot CORRALES, killing him.

Fox is told CORRALES was previously caught and released at the southern border by the Biden administration in October 2023, and he has a previous arrest in California in which he was released from custody with an ICE detainer ignored.


Bill Melugin:

NEW: Multiple DHS sources confirm to @FoxNews that the suspect charged w/ murdering a Walmart manager in Philadelphia, PA on Wednesday is a Haitian illegal alien who flew into the U.S. via former President Biden's CHNV mass parole migrant flights program in 2023. Per sources, 23-year-old Destino Jean-Louis flew into the US on 11/24/2023 via Fort Lauderdale International Airport, and his legal status was revoked on 6/12/2025 after President Trump terminated the program.

According to investigators, Jean-Louis had previously been married to the victim he killed as part of an immigration-related sham marriage arrangement that was designed to help get him get a green card in the US. But after DHS denied the application in July, the victim, Latosha Cooper, withdrew the petition and cut off contact with him, and Jean-Louis became angry. He is accused of shooting Cooper in the head outside of the Walmart on Wednesday after finding out about her work schedule. He previously worked at the Walmart with her. The DA in Montgomery County, PA has now charged him with murder.



So many law-abiding Cultural Enrichment Officers being bullied by Drumpf:




DHS released a partial list of Doctors and Engineers arrested and deported to third-party countries due to Excessive Cultural Enrichment:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

19h

NEW: In wake of 60 Minutes segment on ICE's deportations to third party countries, DHS has released a list of some of the most egregious illegal aliens they've removed to third party countries because their own countries wouldn't take them back, including murderers, pedophiles, and rapists. Via DHS, some include:

Yosmel Luis Palomino Galan, an illegal alien from Cuba, deported on August 15, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for two counts of premeditated murder with a deadly weapon in Florida.

Roberto Mosquera-Del Peral, an illegal alien from Cuba and Latin Kings gang member, deported on July 14, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree premeditated murder, aggravated battery causing bodily harm or disability, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, vehicle theft, andreckless driving in Florida.

Thongxay Nilakout, an illegal alien from Laos, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree murder, attempted murder, and second-degree robbery in California.

Tuan Thanh Phan, an illegal alien from Vietnam, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree murder and second-degree assault in Washington.

Jesus Munoz-Gutierrez, an illegal alien from Mexico and Brown Pride Aztecas gang member, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes a conviction for second-degree murder in Florida.

Jose Manuel Rodriguez-Quinones, an illegal alien from Cuba, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree murder with a weapon, firearm possession by convicted felon, possession of paraphernalia, cocaine trafficking, and arson in Florida.

Orville Isaac Etoria, an illegal alien from Jamaica, deported on July 14, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for murder and robbery: forcible armed theft with a deadly weapon in New York.

Luis Vieira Andrade, an illegal alien from Cape Verde, deported on August 15, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for rape of a child with force and assault and battery of a child under 14 in Massachusetts

Dung Tien Nguyen, an illegal alien from Vietnam, deported on July 14, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for indecent or lewd act with a child under 16 andsecond-degree rape in Oklahoma.

Zakaria Farah Abdi, an illegal alien from Somalia, deported on August 15, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for second-degree murder while committing a felony and receiving stolen property in Minnesota.

...

DHS statement to @FoxNews
:

"Thanks to these third-country agreements, we have been able to deport some of the worst criminal illegal aliens from the United States, including those who are so barbaric that even their home countries won't take them back, such as murderers, pedophiles, rapists, and drug traffickers," said DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin. "For far too long, illegal aliens ordered removed by a judge have avoided deportation simply because DHS had no place to send them. Through engaging in fully legal third country removals, the days of avoiding deportation are over. We will continue to use every tool at our disposal to make America safe again. The Trump Administration will NEVER apologize for putting the American people first and deporting dangerous criminals from our country. America is no longer a safe haven for the world's criminals."


Meanwhile, the Islamist UK government continues promoting the most energetic of Cultural Enrichment Officers.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:10 PM




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1 45hyv546hv456v

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)

2
>>a Venezuelan illegal alien who was seen shooting into a homeless encampment

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Gun control. That would have solved it.

And housing all the homeless.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (mmrXZ)

3 check out all of charlotte's latest crime and we've got Bovino living 10 miles north of the city

Posted by: nckate at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (enNUy)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 28, 2026 04:13 PM (hG5L0)

5 He looks like Candice with a beard.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 04:14 PM (qqW5h)

6 Culturally enriched at every turn.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

7 DHS released a partial list of Doctors and Engineers arrested and deported to third-party countries due to Excessive Cultural Enrichment:

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Increasing diversity is always good.

Increasing the diversity of Djibouti is good.

Sending illegal alien criminals that not even Guatemala wants back because of their criminal histories in America enriches Djibouti.

Why is the left complaining?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (pfZGz)

8 Seems like Latosha Cooper literally FAFO'd.
Don't do this, ladies.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (88C+u)

9 Immigrants: Murdering the people that Americans are just too lazy to murder themselves.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (HD2n/)

10 I've noticed that "Doctors and Engineers" are often referenced here with regard to the ongoing cultural enrichment our betters are attempting to provide for us, but what of the aspiring rap artistes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 04:16 PM (0sNs1)

11 Shooting at the homeless encampments Americans won't.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:17 PM (gtzLh)

12 And housing all the homeless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM


MiniTrue has declared homeless has been replaced with unhoused. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

13 I take it Cirencester is NOT where the daughters of the MPs and bureaucrats are known to shop.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

14 Some people seek out diversity in their living arrangements. Some people are kinda stupid.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar8)

15 He had a deportation order in July and was still here ? WTF does it take so long to remove them ? See: Maryland Man...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (+gK6I)

16 45hyv546hv456v

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)

What are you smoking? 456, my ass.

723

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (gtzLh)

17 I'm going to start calling a lot of them the "unhousable".

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (88C+u)

18 Aspiring rappers had the night off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (8B4gm)

19 And more.......

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
·
1m
NEW: ICE sources confirm to
@FoxNews that they've arrested two more Haitian illegal aliens accused of illegally collecting SNAP benefits in Ohio. Both have final deportation orders, and both were allowed into the country by the Biden admin, including via the CBP One cell phone app. Details per sources:

CLAIRINOR DUCLERC, arrested by ICE in Columbus, Ohio yesterday. He is a Haitian illegal alien who first entered the U.S. via the Biden era CBP One cell phone app at the San Ysidro port of entry in California on 3/29/2024. An immigration judge issued him a final deportation order on 1/20/2025 and he has an active bench warrant out of Franklin County, OH. He told agents he lives with his Haitian wife and their 1-year-old US citizen son in Ohio. Photo courtesy of ICE source. (left)

ICLES CERMOME, arrested by ICE in Westerville, Ohio on Monday. He was caught and released by Border Patrol during the Biden administration after crossing illegally into Brownsville, TX on 12/29/2023. An immigration judge issued him a final deportation order on 1/30/2024, roughly one month after he entered the U.S. illegally.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (kX27y)

20 Need cat lady to explain that immigrants cause less crime than regular Americans.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (dVJwC)

21 723
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (gtzLh)

4

Posted by: Indian cybersecurity professional at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (88C+u)

22 I've noticed that "Doctors and Engineers" are often referenced here with regard to the ongoing cultural enrichment our betters are attempting to provide for us, but what of the aspiring rap artistes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 04:16 PM (0sNs1)

Curiously, rap sales and interest is way down since the coincidental cutoff of federal payouts when Trump took over.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

23 Some people seek out diversity in their living arrangements. Some people are kinda stupid.
Posted by: tubal


I'm sure some would characterize it as "evolution in action".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (vJrRc)

24 I'll add this here, from below:
Making the rounds on X is a video of a black dude getting more and more angry at a bunch of cops standing calmy around him.

"Please step away from the knife."

He grabs the knife off the ground and lunges at the cop about 7 feet away, and damned near gets him, before the cop ever gets his gun out.

Other cops had theirs out and ... he dead.

You should watch it. Lots of lessons.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (3cUTc)

25 Per sources, the FBI agent was driving alone when he saw 27-year-old OSCAR D. CORRALES shooting at people in the encampment, and the agent stopped and shot CORRALES, killing him.

Couldn't the FBI agent on scene wait until the shooter ran out of targets or bullets before killing him DRT ?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (9Hs2w)

26 He is accused of shooting Cooper in the head outside of the Walmart on Wednesday after finding out about her work schedule.
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Too much overtime?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (TN0g+)

27 Need cat lady to explain that immigrants cause less crime than regular Americans.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (dVJwC)

Its not crime if we don't report it or prosecute it or jail them when found guilty.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)

28 >>Thongxay Nilakout

Of the Beacon Hill Nilakout's? I believe I met him at the polo match in Newport last fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)

29 10 I've noticed that "Doctors and Engineers" are often referenced here with regard to the ongoing cultural enrichment our betters are attempting to provide for us, but what of the aspiring rap artistes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28

In sad news, their turf has been taken over by the culturally elite. As I said, their gangs make our gangs look like romper room. And Compton is not MX 13 territory. Even the thugs aren’t immune to these shenanigans.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

30 but what of the aspiring rap artistes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Sadiq Khan (Muslim terrorist currently London's Mayor) "pedestrianized" Oxford Street (the main shopping street) by banning all cars -- and within hours of the ban taking place, "drill rap" gangs from the London region's deepest slums all swarmed to Oxford Street and did a "teen takeover," and menaced each other with competing murder-threatening rap recitations.

That's where they are.

Enrichment.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (HD2n/)

31 Last month a 14YO boy walked free after stabbing a 14YO girl 10 times in a shop.

Last week a 16YO boy was found guilty of attempted murder by stabbing a 15YO girl at school.

A 14YO boy goes on trial next month accused of stabbing a 14YO girl to death in Wales.

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Who you calling "boy"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

32 Latosha was making money from immigration fraud and then went back on the deal, costing her her life. No honor amongst thieves. Or frauds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (f8snw)

33 Thongxay Nilakout
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I thought Morticia was posting again

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (gtzLh)

34 Now MX 13 territory.

My typos are the worst.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 Let's not forget art critics who feel empowered enough to reshape some of our national statuary.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (2WIwB)

36 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

37 36 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (+gK6I)

38 But after DHS denied the application in July, the victim, Latosha Cooper, withdrew the petition and cut off contact with him, and Jean-Louis became angry. He is accused of shooting Cooper in the head outside of the Walmart on Wednesday after finding out about her work schedule.
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So, Trump killed her.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

39 36 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

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And it's been answered before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (pfZGz)

40 >>What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?

Donald Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (viF8m)

41 It should be legal to shoot randomly into homeless camps. They can be useful for sighting in near zero and far zero.

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (8EQTH)

42 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

Well we aren't paying for it now like we did then.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

43 I find it so odd that the leftists in media/judiciary are siding with illegal alien murderers and rapists over their own countrymen. Usually they claim to be for the little guy but somehow the poor white girl being gang raped by new citizens is the oppressor and the immigrants are the victims.

They're using the immigrants to start their precious revolution in all western countries.

Feeding and housing the newcomers gets a lot of sweet government lucre and votes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (zNXwB)

44 Marco Rubio Quaterbacks Operation to Evacuate Him from the Shithole Country

THE MEMES MUST FLOW!
Posted by: pookysgirl brain-dumped most of Dune

Quarterback sneak or Statue of Liberty play?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)

45 "What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?"

Barriers, Border Patrol, drones, normal visa policies.

All of which will vanish in 3 hours of a Dem prez being sworn in, if that happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:24 PM (U/Byj)

46 Increasing diversity is always good.

Increasing the diversity of Djibouti is good.

Sending illegal alien criminals that not even Guatemala wants back because of their criminal histories in America enriches Djibouti.

Why is the left complaining?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (pfZGz)
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And why does the Left hate Djibouti? Raaaacist, I'd say!

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:24 PM (rj6Yv)

47 There are no border crossers now, effectively. The few that do make it through the increased border walls (three times as high as before, Trump got A LOT of money for border wall construction in the OBBB) immediately get deported again.

All ports of entry use facial recognition, so if they've been deported, they show up in the system and get denied (Milo got deported this way, he went to an airport with an active deportation order).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (pfZGz)

48 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

A hundred years ago if you were a criminal you hauled ass to South America, now the criminals of the third world just head to North America and Europe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

49 Remember:
You, I, no one was allowed to vote on this for decades.

Democrats just said, "we're going to stop enforcing the law."
And the GOPe said, "good idea, just make sure a few of them are willing to work for 60% of the going rate for labor for our corporate donors, will you?"

2016 was the first election where we the people got a chance to vote on this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:26 PM (3cUTc)

50 A longtime youth baseball coach known throughout the D.C. region as “Coach A” is being held in ICE custody in Louisiana, according to his family, who say he is a lawful permanent resident with no criminal record working on securing his citizenship.
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Heee's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now piss off!

Posted by: Brian's mother at October 28, 2026 04:26 PM (TN0g+)

51 What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?
Posted by: Skip


Mostly his personal finances, I would think.

Most of them would have to get someone else - Soros, their cartel, their gullible relatives - to foot the bill to reach a border again.

If you're doing it right, all the deportees are on a no-fly list and have "Do not admit" on their immigration database entry... assuming such a thing exists and is accessible by border guards.

But this is why we need The Wall (TM): to reduce possible unguarded entry points.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 04:26 PM (vJrRc)

52
The idiots at WTOP have updated their story after chatting with ICE and DHS. They haven't done so by conspicuously noting the story has been UPDATED on the original post or indicating what the updates were. So, a stealth edit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (mmrXZ)

53 I find it so odd that the leftists in media/judiciary are siding with illegal alien murderers and rapists over their own countrymen. Usually they claim to be for the little guy but somehow the poor white girl being gang raped by new citizens is the oppressor and the immigrants are the victims.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (zNXwB)
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They've never meant anything they have said.

They say things out of feelz and what it says about them as the gentle-hearted person they cast themselves as.

But there's no heart to it. That's why they drop it as soon as it passes from view.

I think somebody would say nowadays: their sympathy is performative.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

54 45 "What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?"

Barriers, Border Patrol, drones, normal visa policies.

All of which will vanish in 3 hours of a Dem prez being sworn in, if that happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:24 PM (U/Byj)

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It's true. Democrats don't enforce laws against their preferred groups. It's a problem.

Best to keep deporting as many illegals as possible now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (pfZGz)

55 It is amusing to imagine a Guatemalan national and criminal dirtbag stepping off the plane in Djibouti. The heat, desolation, khat, Afar tribesmen, Legionnaires, and US SF will be a strange and exotic world for him.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (U/Byj)

56 Thongxay Nilakout might be able to get away with the "I am gay" defense.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (MWfyi)

57 A hundred years ago if you were a criminal you hauled ass to South America,

Posted by: SpeakingOf

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Bolivia

Posted by: Butch and Sundance at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (qqW5h)

58 48 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

A hundred years ago if you were a criminal you hauled ass to South America, now the criminals of the third world just head to North America and Europe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

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103 years ago, the world was using us as a dumping ground for their refuse. We were on the tail end of an 80 year process where the world had done that.

And then the 1924 Immigration Act was signed by Calvin Coolidge and we had effectively closed borders (there were small quotas to fill, but nothing else) for 60 years. And America didn't become a backwaters territory with no economy, for some reason.

In fact, we thrived through WWII and became the superpower of the planet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (pfZGz)

59 The idiots at WTOP have updated their story after chatting with ICE and DHS. They haven't done so by conspicuously noting the story has been UPDATED on the original post or indicating what the updates were. So, a stealth edit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (mmrXZ)
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It's a tell that the editors are more concerned about peer pressure than they are for increasing readership and revenues.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)

60 I suppose I need to get myself back to the studio and get people to move their booties.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

61 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)
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All they are saying, is give crime a chance.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (Fi81e)

62 The wives. kids. any relatives and friends OUT. Call it collateral relocation.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (8Uo7a)

63
The reason youth baseball coach has "no criminal record" is Jeanine Pirro decided not to prosecute him when he ran a red light with a handgun, a fifth of tequila and a baggie of cocaine in the car, just let ICE have him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)

64 Familiar with the border and BP in the sector near my range. Illegal crossings have dwindled to very few. Most of those, at night, are "business" trips - cartel/gangs dropping or retrieving $$$$ or special interest individuals. And the barrier isn't even complete in this sector.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (U/Byj)

65 45 "What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?"


My suggestion has been chip implantation in the brain. If they come within ten miles of US boarder, it goes boom.

Problem solved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (W2Pud)

66 I have been having Dark Thoughts about the 2028 election of late, as in to what extent should we be willing to go to in order to keep the Democrats from taking over power. This probably comes from my dwelling on the seriousness of that matter too much, and not diverting myself with more pleasant topics.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar8)

67
"drill rap" gangs from the London region's deepest slums all swarmed to Oxford Street and did a "teen takeover," and menaced each other with competing murder-threatening rap recitations.

That's where they are.

Enrichment.
Posted by: zombie


Bright lads every one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Cqx++)

68 We can't let Donald Trump deport a <State Here> Man!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)

69
My suggestion has been chip implantation in the brain. If they come within ten miles of US boarder, it goes boom.

Problem solved.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (zNXwB)

70 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)
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All they are saying, is give crime a chance.
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Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

71 I was a bright Lad once, then my dick fell off.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (8C1eU)

72 In fact, we thrived through WWII and became the superpower of the planet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (pfZGz)

I gotta believe it was a bit easier to integrate Irish, Italians, Germans, and all shapes and sizes of Eastern Europeans at the turn of the 20th century than it will be to integrate the motley crew of tribes we've imported since Teddy got the immigration bill through.

I guess it's not impossible, but a lot seem to have dug in and aren't going to give their 'culture & community" up so easily.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

73 I know this is not the Pet Thread but . . .

New study pushes for cats to go vegan

. . . .
Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.

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Also less likely to be alive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

74
Meanwhile, we have this:


Dr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaalouf
·
6h
This is unbelievable.

Last night, Zohran Mamdani was bragging about approving 10,500 street vendor licenses EXCLUSIVELY for Halal food trucks, calling it “Halalflation.”

Laura Loomer called him out, and he quickly deleted the post and now wants to pretend it never happened.

This is literally religious-based employment discrimination. It is ILLEGAL. Mamdani is an Islamic supremacist.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

75 "drill rap" gangs from the London region's deepest slums all swarmed to Oxford Street and did a "teen takeover," and menaced each other with competing murder-threatening rap recitations.

That's where they are.

Enrichment.
Posted by: zombie

Bright lads every one.
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Or gay. What do they think this is, the 1960s and the Jets versus the Sharks?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g+)

76 > My suggestion has been chip implantation in the brain. If they come within ten miles of US boarder, it goes boom.

Is that you, Jake Lloyd?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (mkw2N)

77 70

Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

Voted out of their Bubble. That sucks, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar8)

78 TJM on the rare remaining occasions where I even feel like trying to open ignorant eyes, I'll recite America's amazing historic accomplishments from the 30s onwards. WWII, science, technology, civil rights, space program, explosion in wealth (this one is unknown to most), Cold War, internet transformation, etc.

Then point out that for most of this glorious period, immigration to the US was negligible, to zero.

Puzzled hamster looks ensue, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (U/Byj)

79 72 I gotta believe it was a bit easier to integrate Irish, Italians, Germans, and all shapes and sizes of Eastern Europeans at the turn of the 20th century than it will be to integrate the motley crew of tribes we've imported since Teddy got the immigration bill through.

I guess it's not impossible, but a lot seem to have dug in and aren't going to give their 'culture & community" up so easily.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

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It was easier. But it was still a massive challenge.

Little Italy wasn't a thing because Italians were integrating easily. Ethnic enclaves were common, and they spoke their own languages.

There were riots when some Italian Marxists were arrested, convicted, and executed by the US federal government by Italians in America. Vincenzi brothers? Something like that. Not looking it up.

And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:34 PM (pfZGz)

80 I know this is not the Pet Thread but . . .

New study pushes for cats to go vegan

Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM

That's retarded. Cats are obligate carnivores? What is wrong with people?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (zNXwB)

81 78 TJM on the rare remaining occasions where I even feel like trying to open ignorant eyes, I'll recite America's amazing historic accomplishments from the 30s onwards. WWII, science, technology, civil rights, space program, explosion in wealth (this one is unknown to most), Cold War, internet transformation, etc.

Then point out that for most of this glorious period, immigration to the US was negligible, to zero.

Puzzled hamster looks ensue, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (U/Byj)

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But how without hundreds of thousands of imports from Hyderabad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (pfZGz)

82 >>Mamdani is an Islamic supremacist.

They all are. It's right there in the Koran.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (viF8m)

83 We have enough bums of our own without importing more.
We need to remove stupid from our government.
We need to have a common sense test given to anyone who seeks employment with the government, and they have to ace that test.

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 04:36 PM (Dd7BU)

84 Democrats don't enforce laws against their preferred groups.

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Primarily themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:36 PM (ndZc7)

85 i was promise flying cars 60 years ago and have seen squat

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 28, 2026 04:37 PM (jrgJz)

86 Doctors of murder, engineers of theft, mechanics of r@pe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:37 PM (l3cgK)

87
It is amusing to imagine a Guatemalan national and criminal dirtbag stepping off the plane in Djibouti. The heat, desolation, khat, Afar tribesmen, Legionnaires, and US SF will be a strange and exotic world for him.
Posted by: rhomboid

================

Heh, I've asked various AI bots a few times for these lurid details, but they only answered with speculation.

NPR has helped out recently with some sad-sap video about Central Americans who were in the US for 5 years, 8 years and speak no English, now in Liberia. It seems they're in "immigrant hotels" in unpaved suburbs guarded by armed Africans. Complaining about the language barrier, the lack of gainful employment, the strangeness of the land.

I'm a bit disappointed. I was hoping for some Mad Max stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)

88 81

But how without hundreds of thousands of imports from Hyderabad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (pfZGz)

The ubiquitous Mexican Restaurant explosion.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar8)

89 Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

John Lennon could afford to believe in socialism.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

90 Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM


They have 24% lower odds of being overweight because they will be dead. Cats are meat eaters, no amount of tofu vegan crap you feed them will keep them alive and healthy. They need meat to survive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (I43vL)

91 Didn't Tesla or somebody show off a flying car last week or so?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (n5tGW)

92 Looks like James O'Keefe is being charged in Hennepin County for "identity theft", because he deceived election workers.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (88C+u)

93 89 Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

John Lennon could afford to believe in socialism.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

My most hated song, or nearly - Imagine.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)

94
There were riots when some Italian Marxists were arrested, convicted, and executed by the US federal government by Italians in America. Vincenzi brothers? Something like that. Not looking it up.

And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:34 PM (pfZGz)
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Sacco and Vanzetti? Anarchists/revolutionaries supported by the usual cast of socialists and intellectual leftists.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (rj6Yv)

95 They have 24% lower odds of being overweight because they will be dead. Cats are meat eaters, no amount of tofu vegan crap you feed them will keep them alive and healthy. They need meat to survive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (I43vL)

Cats are carnivores, plain and simple.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt)

96 ****shot and killed by an off-duty FBI agent
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Note to NYPD, range time matters.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:40 PM (vOxCS)

97 Democrats don't enforce laws against their preferred groups.

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Primarily themselves.
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Someone recently pointed out that until the GOP stops being the GOPe we're never going to be able to enforce laws in places like Minnesota, California, Oregon, New York, etc. The example given is the "blue slip" which is a "courtesy" that must be done away with. That "blue slip" is what keeps law-and-order judges from ever being seated in those areas, and consequentially why we keep seeing so many cases dismissed and incorrectly ruled upon by whack-job judges.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:40 PM (TN0g+)

98 The term "Americanization" would likely cause today's airhead racist-totalitarians (er, "progressives") and even dumb suburban "liberals" to faint. Yet this was a key concept during the period of mass legal immigration/assimilation.

Along with that you had a mindset among most immigrants - not entirely absent today, esp. among east Asians of certain flavors - that their kids would be *Americans*, dammit. The tenement dad telling his kids no Ukrainian or Polish or whatever outside the home - that was for Sunday school. The east Asian immigrants voting en masse to end CA's idiotic "bilingual" "education" programs. As a friend at the time put it, these parents would be thinking "I f***ing swam to get here so my kids would be Americans, and you want to teach them Kmer??!!!".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:40 PM (U/Byj)

99
Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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tf? Sure, less likely to be overweight. Less likely to have calcium in their bones, muscle tissue, or a lifespan beyond a year.

Make kids drink bleach! They'll be less likely to be overweight, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)

100 My most hated song, or nearly - Imagine.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar

I like it for what it is as a song, but it really is a shambles as a belief system.

Dream all you like, that doesn't change how the world works.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

101 > And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

To be fair, late 19th century factory work was awful. In iron and steel work, 220 people per 100,000 were killed. It's closer to 26 per 100,000 now.

Something on the order of 50,000 people a year were killed across all manufacturing sectors per year.

It was nothing like the sterile, relatively safe factory work you see today.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)

102 England is a mess and isn't going to get better soon

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (Ia/+0)

103 94 Sacco and Vanzetti? Anarchists/revolutionaries supported by the usual cast of socialists and intellectual leftists.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (rj6Yv)

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Yeah, those two.

Ethnic solidarity meant that Italians had to march and riot for their freedom.

Immigration wasn't nice and orderly pre-1924. In fact, I keep thinking of the opening speech by the grieving father at the start of The Godfather about how much he loves America or the song America in West Side Story, and I can only conclude that they were agitprop designed to get America more comfortable with the new arrivals of a larger wave of immigrants in the post 60s Immigration Act world. "They love America and just want to be Americans."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (pfZGz)

104 > i was promise flying cars 60 years ago and have seen squat

Did you watch the Tesla Roadster demo?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (mkw2N)

105 101 > And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

To be fair, late 19th century factory work was awful. In iron and steel work, 220 people per 100,000 were killed. It's closer to 26 per 100,000 now.

Something on the order of 50,000 people a year were killed across all manufacturing sectors per year.

It was nothing like the sterile, relatively safe factory work you see today.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)

Now do coal mining.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

106 ***Latosha Cooper, withdrew the petition and cut off contact with him, and Jean-Louis became angry.
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It was a crime of passion...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (vOxCS)

107 Mark David Chapman Saved Us ALL

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (Qugny)

108 *throws things*

why is no one taking my chip in the brain solution seriously? It would WORK.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:43 PM (W2Pud)

109 Lot of folks on that list that should have been executed for their murders instead of deported IMO. But the feds can't force states to have tough penalties on murdering scum.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 28, 2026 04:43 PM (oYFNj)

110 107 Mark David Chapman Saved Us ALL

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (Qugny)

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From the messy divorce from Yoko Ono and the hard-right turn in the 80s as John Lennon started making music about the joys of cocaine and money?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (pfZGz)

111 Every damn election here always shakes out the same, 60-something% to 30-something%. Including Gavin's recall vote.
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The poll by the Public Policy Institute of California has Becerra, with 61% of likely voters, dominating Hilton, at 37%, by a 24-point margin. The poll was conducted Oct. 16–22 on 1,068 likely voters.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (kX27y)

112 I know this is not the Pet Thread but . . .

New study pushes for cats to go vegan

. . . .
Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.

-
Also less likely to be alive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

Cats are obligate carnivores. Without meat, they go blind from no taurine. Anyone trying to make a vegetarian cat should be in prison.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

113 >>We have enough bums of our own without importing more.
We need to remove stupid from our government.
We need to have a common sense test given to anyone who seeks employment with the government, and they have to ace that test.

The problem isn't stupid. We've always had stupid in the government.

They aren't purposely flooding the country with illegals because they are stupid. It's a plan. The illegals serve many purposes for them including the census, voting and street muscle and all it costs them is to take our tax dollars and make them dependent on the government.

They are evil. And if we don't get them out we will be France or Brazil. It isn't students unhappy with the condition of schools leading the riots in France.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (viF8m)

114 I saw a video about songs people don't realize are Satanic and #1 on the hit parade was Imagine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (ndZc7)

115 "They love America and just want to be Americans."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (pfZGz)

If only that were true.

The Somali situation with the fraud should have opened even he most blinded of eyes how much they love the country that has given them refuge with generous terms.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

116
That's retarded. Cats are obligate carnivores? What is wrong with people?
Posted by: CaliGirl

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It's so obviously retarded that it's used to illustrate another level of retardation: "Transgender kids are like vegan cats."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)

117 Destino Jean-Louis, a Haitian illegal alien


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (UjdFS)

118 I don't know nurse, but there's been more than a few movies about that type of thing. One had a collar that exploded and decapitated you if you crossed the line.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (n5tGW)

119 >>From the messy divorce from Yoko Ono and the hard-right turn in the 80s as John Lennon started making music about the joys of cocaine and money?


From Imagine Reprise.
Imagine, The Alternative Outtakes.
Imagine Re-Imagined by Stephen Wilson ...

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (Qugny)

120 114 I saw a video about songs people don't realize are Satanic and #1 on the hit parade was Imagine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (ndZc7)

Well, he Was having sex with Yoko, had to have an effect.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

121 Muslims believe anyone who isn't Muslim is a Kaffar, an infidel. We must be killed , reconverted or enslaved. Anyone who says that's wrong is full of shit. Act accordingly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (f8snw)

122 I'm with Nurse.

Let's put a chip in their brain before we throw them out the back of a C-130.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (Qugny)

123 Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

Yes; The site is obviously run by dimwitted vegans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (JrHfD)

124 122 I'm with Nurse.

Let's put a chip in their brain before we throw them out the back of a C-130.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (Qugny)

Explosive unremovable collars.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

125 My grandparents came to this country as indentured servants. They paid off their servitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (8Uo7a)

126 > And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

To be fair, late 19th century factory work was awful. In iron and steel work, 220 people per 100,000 were killed. It's closer to 26 per 100,000 now.

Something on the order of 50,000 people a year were killed across all manufacturing sectors per year.

It was nothing like the sterile, relatively safe factory work you see today.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)

And farmers would leave the fields every year to work in the factories, cause you might lose a finger but you won't starve to death like you might on a farm.

Those crappy factories with kids sometimes doing scut work in them led to....a huge increase in the life expectancy of children.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)

127 Odds are that the next murder these guys commit will be their last one.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (8Uo7a)

128 126 And farmers would leave the fields every year to work in the factories, cause you might lose a finger but you won't starve to death like you might on a farm.

Those crappy factories with kids sometimes doing scut work in them led to....a huge increase in the life expectancy of children.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)

=

But Americans were more expensive than new foreign imports (there are stats of how much foreigners were using the late 19th century forms of welfare, and they were...over represented).

So, business interests lobbied for more immigration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (pfZGz)

129 Lennon didn't believe a word of Imagine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (8B4gm)

130 129 Lennon didn't believe a word of Imagine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (8B4gm)
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He believed in every dollar it made him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (pfZGz)

131 Imagine there's no muslims, it's easy if you try...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (n5tGW)

132 Worked in a foundry once upon a time. Remember it well. I bet Hell has foundries.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)

133 Muslims believe anyone who isn't Muslim is a Kaffar, an infidel. We must be killed , reconverted or enslaved. Anyone who says that's wrong is full of shit. Act accordingly
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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One goal, and one goal only, worldwide Caliphate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (XeU6L)

134 If only that were true.

The Somali situation with the fraud should have opened even he most blinded of eyes how much they love the country that has given them refuge with generous terms.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

Remember though - virtually none of that fraud could exist without the creation and support of Democrats for kickbacks.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)

135 But Yoko's uncle was cool and had one of the greatest stories evah.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (U/Byj)

136 It's so obviously retarded that it's used to illustrate another level of retardation: "Transgender kids are like vegan cats."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)
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It's natural for people who call themselves "cat parents". They don't want or can't have kids, so they impose their vegan dogma (sic) on their house pets.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (rj6Yv)

137
I'm with Nurse.

Let's put a chip in their brain before we throw them out the back of a C-130.
Posted by: garrett

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Well, that Juan guy on the third floor of the immigrant hotel is a brain surgeon. He could get it out for you cheap.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (mmrXZ)

138 Cats are obligate carnivores. Without meat, they go blind from no taurine. Anyone trying to make a vegetarian cat should be in prison.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)
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Hey! We taught a lion to eat tofu!

Posted by: Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (FZ29D)

139 Maybe we could get some of those giant beach balls that chased The Prisoner around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)

140 > Now do coal mining.

OK. Over 1,000 coal miners died per year from 1900 to 1945.

What's the point of asking me to do coal mining next? That factory work in the late 19th century was a better job than coal mining? All of those jobs suck. Sure, Americans will do them if they don't have much choice. If you were a kid in a coal miner town in the late 1800s, you probably thought anything other than mining was a pipe dream.

I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs. But I can still plainly see those jobs are awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (mkw2N)

141 So, business interests lobbied for more immigration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (pfZGz)

like Democrats care what businessmen think.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

142 After the election, double the number of ICE officers, pull them out of other policing agencies if necessary, assign Musk and other DOGE the task of identifying every illegal (no matter how incidental -even if they are judges or politicians), grab them up and deport them.

If they want to protest the deportation let them work their way through the court system by proxy for they will not be allowed back into this country.
Defense attorneys: be advised, by defending these people you will become suspect. Judges: be advised, by accepting a readmission case in your court you will become suspect.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (vOxCS)

143 129 Lennon didn't believe a word of Imagine.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM

I love the photo of John and Yoko protesting and waiting for their uniformed maid to change their bedding so they could go back to their bed-in.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (zNXwB)

144 140 > Now do coal mining.

OK. Over 1,000 coal miners died per year from 1900 to 1945.

What's the point of asking me to do coal mining next? That factory work in the late 19th century was a better job than coal mining? All of those jobs suck. Sure, Americans will do them if they don't have much choice. If you were a kid in a coal miner town in the late 1800s, you probably thought anything other than mining was a pipe dream.

I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs. But I can still plainly see those jobs are awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (mkw2N)

Sorry. Didn’t mean anything negative with my comment.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (Gqar8)

145 She was one of the very unlucky ones who get involved with a sham marriages. They're all over the place...all counties, many ethnic groups, educated and uneducated folk, and so on.

Investigators stated the shooting was a targeted ambush connected to an immigration-related sham marriage dispute between the two. She was 45 years old, a mother of three, and a grandmother.

Reportedly, following an official immigration interview, authorities flagged the marriage as fraudulent. Cooper subsequently withdrew her visa sponsorship petition in July 2026.

According to the arrest affidavit, Jean-Louis - age 23 - targeted her because he believed she "messed up his life" by canceling the sponsorship, and he claimed she owed him money.

Jean-Louis is young enough to create even more hell & havoc in his lifetime.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (NFX2v)

146 >>I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)

147 It's natural for people who call themselves "cat parents". They don't want or can't have kids, so they impose their vegan dogma (sic) on their house pets.
Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (rj6Yv)

you shouldn't impose your weird ideas on your kids either. Babies need a high calorie diet to develop the brain at a young age.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)

148 I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.
Posted by: JackStraw at

Other than filling up paddy wagons?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (YZ0Fo)

149
Speaking of cultural enrichment, when did the Lutherans go full tranny?

Due to some inquiries from my mother's friends after some remembrances at her funeral, they wanted to know where I went to elementary school. That was an elementary, K-6 school run by a Lutheran church in Greenville, SC.

That school is defunct, and looking at the church's online stuff, I see they've gone full LGBTQZYXXX++++

They are now dead to me completely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (w6EFb)

150 > And farmers would leave the fields every year to work in the factories, cause you might lose a finger but you won't starve to death like you might on a farm.

I've read that there was basically no time in US history that small farms did much better than sustaining a single family. It was the bigger farms run by educated men who were good at bookkeeping and other things that did well.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (mkw2N)

151 >>>Curiously, rap sales and interest is way down since the coincidental cutoff of federal payouts when Trump took over.

I hear this a lot here but I think it's more complicated. Rap is dead. There's this droning monotone they CALL rap but it's nothing like the rap of the nineties or early oughts. I'm fact there's such a hunger for real rap that they have "classic hip hop" radio stations that serve this need. It's like the feminization of culture is so great that it infected rap music.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (Hucnr)

152 142 After the election, double the number of ICE officers, pull them out of other policing agencies if necessary, assign Musk and other DOGE the task of identifying every illegal (no matter how incidental -even if they are judges or politicians), grab them up and deport them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (vOxCS)

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OBBB tripled the size of ICE.

Border enforcement is less necessary than before, so Border Patrol is actually doing more work on the interior rounding up illegals than anything they're doing at the border.

287g agreements with local jurisdictions have exploded from about 150 to about 2800, meaning local cops who find illegals in their day to day arrest them on immigration charges and then hand them off to ICE.

This has been going on all year and from before (OBBB didn't take effect until January 2025).

There's a reason our population declined in 2025 for the first time since the 60s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (pfZGz)

153 I believe Lennon came from a well-off family, unlike the other 3.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (8B4gm)

154 146 >>I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)

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No Irish!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (pfZGz)

155
Cats are obligate carnivores. Without meat, they go blind from no taurine. Anyone trying to make a vegetarian cat should be in prison.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM

Some people try to feed their cats only chicken or beef without adding taurine and they make their animal sick. I think they need calcium too in a certain ratio and the cats get this from bones or marrow?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (zNXwB)

156 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)

157 Shampagne marriages and caviar wishes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (ndZc7)

158 154 146 >>I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)

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No Irish!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson


Prairie shit?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:57 PM (W2Pud)

159
You should watch it. Lots of lessons.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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If you were to put up the link it would be possible.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (vOxCS)

160 > Sorry. Didn’t mean anything negative with my comment.

Don't be sorry. I wasn't trying to be cutting or aggressive. You're fine.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)

161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)
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Worst. Song. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

162 @155 some of the funniest vids are those where people with "vegan" dogs do tests where the dogs are offered a bowl of vegetables or a bowl of meat. Meat wins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (f8snw)

163 He was there to pick olives!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (jb8Ss)

164
I believe Lennon came from a well-off family, unlike the other 3.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

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Liverpool? I doubt it. And he was raised by his aunt after his mother died, which apparently traumatized him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)

165 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)

Everybody is right. That song belongs on a toilet paper commercial. It's perfect.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (ZgwKJ)

166 when did the Lutherans go full tranny?

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Dude, it was predestined.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

167 89 Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

John Lennon could afford to believe in socialism.

https://youtu.be/Hvz0TOm0zgI
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (l3cgK)

168 161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)
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Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

Worse than House at Pooh Corner?

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (Gqar8)

169 Some people try to feed their cats only chicken or beef without adding taurine and they make their animal sick. I think they need calcium too in a certain ratio and the cats get this from bones or marrow?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (zNXwB)

Cats eat the whole thing, so lots of bone, internal organs with their minerals and stuff. Manufactured dry food trys to duplicate that, but then getting cats to drink is an issue. I give wet food that helps them avoid putting strain on the kidneys and fountains, with dry for nibbling in between. No overweight cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

170 We built this city being sung in Nashville. Ya, good times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (n5tGW)

171 > Prairie shit?

Speaking of, prairies and late 19th century, have you guys heard of "prairie madness?" Apparently a significant portion of the original pioneers and homesteaders who moved out into the prairies went completely nuts from the isolation, boredom, incessant wind noise, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (mkw2N)

172 that cut and paste fubarred a bit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (l3cgK)

173 The Beatles made this tune at least:

https://youtu.be/gMdcE8jdz70

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)

174 161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)


Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM

Jane rocks and Mickey Thomas has one hell of a voice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (zNXwB)

175 My dog gets a lot of salmon stirred into his food. Seems to like it.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

176 Cats eat the whole thing, so lots of bone, internal organs with their minerals and stuff. Manufactured dry food trys to duplicate that, but then getting cats to drink is an issue. I give wet food that helps them avoid putting strain on the kidneys and fountains, with dry for nibbling in between. No overweight cats.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)
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That's basically what I do with my cats. They all seem to be a healthy weight right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (FZ29D)

177 Other than filling up paddy wagons?
Posted by: BruceWayne
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This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The Molly Maguires at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (XeU6L)

178 168 161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)
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Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

Worse than House at Pooh Corner?

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (Gqar

Imagine. John Lenon

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (l3cgK)

179 @155 some of the funniest vids are those where people with "vegan" dogs do tests where the dogs are offered a bowl of vegetables or a bowl of meat. Meat wins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (f8snw)

Dogs at least can survive without meat, though I assume like us its a lot harder than having some meat for the missing essentials. The dirty secret is a lot of 'herbivores' will gobble down the odd bit of meat that crosses their path.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

180 No song is as bad as The Wiggles I had to endure when my kids were young. I still have ptsd over that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:03 PM (n5tGW)

181 .>>> The reason youth baseball coach has "no criminal record" is Jeanine Pirro decided not to prosecute him when he ran a red light with a handgun, a fifth of tequila and a baggie of cocaine in the car, just let ICE have him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Yes, flush the refuse and get it out of our country.
all of it
all of them

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (vOxCS)

182 Anyone have Yoko Ono's Greatest hits album ???

If you do I guess you like listening to "Screech Owls" for hours and hours....

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (jGtoG)

183 179 @155 some of the funniest vids are those where people with "vegan" dogs do tests where the dogs are offered a bowl of vegetables or a bowl of meat. Meat wins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (f8snw)

Dogs at least can survive without meat, though I assume like us its a lot harder than having some meat for the missing essentials. The dirty secret is a lot of 'herbivores' will gobble down the odd bit of meat that crosses their path.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

Filthy, disgusting chimpanzees are closet carnivores.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (Gqar8)

184 I saw a Spanish mystery limited series, The Final Problem. There were no trannies, no EIEIOs! I don't know what they were thinking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

185 Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

Worse than House at Pooh Corner?
Posted by: tubal
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MacArthur Park?

Posted by: The Molly Maguires at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (XeU6L)

186 Tranny in Utah attacks College Republicans. He tackled one of the Republicans and tore up the guy's shirt.

http://tiny.cc/lysc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (mkw2N)

187 https://youtu.be/Hvz0TOm0zgI
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (l3cgK)

Ahhh, I had no idea about this.
A response to Imagine.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (6ydKt)

188 Oops.../Maguires

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (XeU6L)

189 They let Madison Cornbread skate.

A grand jury has declined to indict former White House staffer Cassidy Hutchinson for her testimony about President Donald Trump’s alleged conduct during the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill in 2021.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

190 If you want proof of why immigration doesn't work, just look at the fact that a perfectly good first name in Vietnam is, apparently, "Dung."

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (dIske)

191 Jane rocks and Mickey Thomas has one hell of a voice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (zNXwB)
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A civilization must have rules
1. No "Starship"
ii. No Irish
C. No Yoko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (RIvkX)

192
I've always had the same policy with cat feeding: SURRENDER. Just give them whatever they want in whatever quantities they want. Life's too short for both of us to fight over kibble vs canned.

Oh, and eat all the grass you want to clear your furballs but please try to throw up BEFORE you come back in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (mmrXZ)

193 Speaking of, prairies and late 19th century, have you guys heard of "prairie madness?" Apparently a significant portion of the original pioneers and homesteaders who moved out into the prairies went completely nuts from the isolation, boredom, incessant wind noise, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme


Yes, there's a reason why the lone miner, crazy coot is a stereotype. 95% of people just don't do well living alone for years on end. It's kind of like the feral child tragedies, but, instead of not being raise in a family/village setting, the loners gradually loose that humanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (nEUC6)

194
Maybe we could get some of those giant beach balls that chased The Prisoner around.

Here, Rover!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 05:06 PM (Cqx++)

195 MacArthur Park?
Posted by: The Molly Maguires at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (XeU6L)

The song's great. The cake bit is a bit silly though. Recipes aren't single use.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

196
Imagine. John Lenon
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM

I agree this is the worst song ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 05:06 PM (zNXwB)

197 145 She was one of the very unlucky ones who get involved with a sham marriages. They're all over the place...all counties, many ethnic groups, educated and uneducated folk, and so on. ...
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (NFX2v)
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Sham marriages are a fraud, and are not a victimless crime. It just so happened that she was directly the victim this time.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 28, 2026 05:07 PM (4h45B)

198 Speaking of survival, when a 4 day jail sentence is a good thing.

https://tinyurl.com/49wuv5dx

36 seconds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)

199 No song is as bad as The Wiggles I had to endure when my kids were young. I still have ptsd over that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:03 PM (n5tGW)

Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!

No proof to the rumor that Bono is the fifth Wiggle, by the way.

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (j10i6)

200 Pro tip: don't feed cow brains to cows.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (SwyyQ)

201 The answer to countries not wanting our C-17s to land and debark the refuse is a call to the tower from the two accompanying A-10s saying, everything 100 yds on either side of the runway will be strafed including the tower.
Permission to land?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (vOxCS)

202 Oh, and eat all the grass you want to clear your furballs but please try to throw up BEFORE you come back in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (mmrXZ)

I have a big pine in my yard area that drops tons of needle pairs that are about 6 inches long. My cats love eating those even when they were small. The amount of time I chase them trying to pull them out as they eat them...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

203 The Irish make brave soldiers but poor officers.
William Tecumseh Sherman

It continues through today.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (NFX2v)

204 Commies like John Lennon are like that...

They preach Socialism for thee but not for me....

They all seem to be rich and still bad mouth capitalism by which they made their millions (Bernie Sanders)...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:09 PM (jGtoG)

205 Pro tip: don't feed cow brains to cows.
Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (SwyyQ)

also true for people. There are diseases unique to cannibals.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

206 They all seem to be rich and still bad mouth capitalism by which they made their millions (Bernie Sanders)...
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:09 PM (jGtoG)

Bernie didn't make it by capitalism, just good old fashioned corruption

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:10 PM (uhVAy)

207 why is no one taking my chip in the brain solution seriously? It would WORK.
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Well now, I expected nuthin less from a vaultie.

Posted by: The ghoul at October 28, 2026 05:10 PM (anL5R)

208 205 Pro tip: don't feed cow brains to cows.
Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (SwyyQ)

also true for people. There are diseases unique to cannibals.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

I read something once about - Kuru???

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:10 PM (Gqar8)

209 I'll make sure to tune into CBS news tonight. I know these will be among the top stories!

Ha-ha.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 05:10 PM (PKL0q)

210 Now wondering if Murder Boy is a Muslim
Going to see if I can find out

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

211 Imagine has a better piano riff and poetic lyrics however dumb

We Built This City is a lie, a farce, a crime without redeeming value. When I hear it I feel like my brain is molten and leaking out of my ears. I feel like passing out, like the air itself is deoxygenating.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 05:11 PM (RIvkX)

212 Blade Free NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:11 PM (SwyyQ)

213 Another bunch of Canadian geese flocks just past over Beartooth manor. Must have been well over 500 birds winging it South.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2026 05:11 PM (TJHBY)

214
I wonder if cats can get Prader-Willi syndrome.

A neighbor had a 20-pound cat that was so huge... the vet said that from its head size and length it should have been more like six pounds. The family tried every diet imaginable, and it just ate three times the diet food.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:11 PM (mmrXZ)

215 also true for people. There are diseases unique to cannibals.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

I read something once about - Kuru???
Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:10 PM (Gqar

yes, still incurable. Like TDS.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:12 PM (uhVAy)

216 There's a reason our population declined in 2025 for the first time since the 60s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Too much food product made with soy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 05:12 PM (vOxCS)

217 Sham marriages are a fraud, and are not a victimless crime. It just so happened that she was directly the victim this time.
++++
The Proposal is not a documentary????

Posted by: Awfl at October 28, 2026 05:12 PM (anL5R)

218 My grandparents came to this country as indentured servants. They paid off their servitude.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (8Uo7a)
My great Grandfather came from Denmark and farmed ice in Minnesota, which was one of the most dangerous jobs around. He died doing it, leaving my great-grandmother and her 6 children, including my grandmother who was about 5. Great grandma spoke only Danish so after a short time, gave up and returned to Denmark with the younger children. The older boys - who were 12 or so, stayed in the US and went to work.
Not an arrest, fraud or killing among them.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 05:13 PM (lCppi)

219 We built this city on concrete foundations doesn't have quite the allure, although true.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:13 PM (n5tGW)

220 Worst song?

Anything by Coldplay

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 05:13 PM (W2Pud)

221 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)
=====

Mmm, tender juicy.
-the bear

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 05:14 PM (RIvkX)

222 Few songs are worse than Bobby Goldsboro's Honey.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:14 PM (ndZc7)

223 I wonder if cats can get Prader-Willi syndrome.

A neighbor had a 20-pound cat that was so huge... the vet said that from its head size and length it should have been more like six pounds. The family tried every diet imaginable, and it just ate three times the diet food.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:11 PM (mmrXZ)

well dispensing the dry in less than full bags is the first step. Then getting the cat to work harder.

I think that is as much psychological as physical. Stress or boredom eating.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:15 PM (uhVAy)

224 >>>This has been going on all year and from before (OBBB didn't take effect until January 2025).

There's a reason our population declined in 2025 for the first time since the 60s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely
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Wasn't criticizing current efforts, merely stating that they should be doubled.
Clean house.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 05:17 PM (vOxCS)

225 We built this city on concrete foundations doesn't have quite the allure, although true.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:13 PM (n5tGW)

Wooden piles driven into the sandy tidal flats...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:19 PM (uhVAy)

226 We built this city on Rock N Roll
Grace Slick

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

227 Loved watching Waltz go at it with the Cubans. Waltz was a Green Beret and would have stomped the commies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 05:28 PM (f8snw)

228 worst song ever would be Frère Jacques

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 28, 2026 05:43 PM (jrgJz)

229 - Well, all to be expected.

There's a book that refers to this current, evil age.
Still in it.
Hit and run. As i was typing, widow needs a bit of help.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 28, 2026 05:46 PM (ix5nG)

230 @79 -- Sacco and Vanzetti. Both were avowed anarchists/commies, and very much deserved their executions.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 28, 2026 05:50 PM (XMwZJ)

231 So, even as a bad guy...
Corralles was doing more to solve the homeless problem than anyone in Chicago gov't or NGOs?

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 06:06 PM (kU0PQ)

Communist Dictator Lula Orders Arrest of the True Winner of the Presidential Election and Demands His Passport be Seized; Marco Rubio Quarterbacks Operation to Evacuate Him from the Shithole Country

Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain

Flavio Bolsonaro's passport was cancelled and he was forced to flee the country by Lula, Alexandre De Moraes, and the insane Brazilian regime.

His brother Eduardo has an arrest warrant out for lobbying the US. His father, Jair Bolsonaro is serving 27 years. Victims of political persecution, all of them.

It's time for the Brazilian left to face the full force of American diplomatic and economic sanctions until they stop acting like a banana republic.

The Trump administration lifted Magnitsky Act sanctions on de Moraes, his wife, and his holding company last December. They should be immediately reimposed.

Further, visa bans should be imposed on every government official who has touched the Bolsonaro investigations - and their families too.

Finally, Section 301 tariffs on Brazilian goods should be quadrupled.

The Brazilian regime should look carefully at what has happened to Venezuela and Cuba, and remember that this hemisphere belongs to the United States of America.

Simón Levy
@SimonLevyMx

As I reported hours ago, Flávio Bolsonaro has arrived safely in United States.

The mastermind behind this operation is U.S. Secretary of State @SecRubio.

From the United States, free and safe, Flávio will lead the opposition against Lula.



And Lula has carried out this threat: He's seizing passports of Bolsanaro's supporters, because he intends to imprison them:



Lula telegraphed that he would arrest the true winner of the election during a debate:

Emmanuel Rincón
@EmmaRincon

14h

Translated from Spanish

Lula threatened Bolsonaro in the debate, telling him to be careful because he would lose his immunity.

Not even three days have passed since the election, and he had to flee Brazil because Lula was going all out to have him arrested.

Is this a democracy?







Gina Milan
@ginamilan_

17h

Let me break down the Flavio Bolsonaro situation and why he is in the United States just hours after the election...

First, they imprisoned his father. They sentenced Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years and placed him under house arrest after he challenged the 2022 results and was accused of plotting to overturn the election.

In this recent election, Bolsonaro was ahead. Lula and his thugs, including his former corruption lawyer, who now sits on Brazil's Supreme Court, requested a two-hour extension that miraculously produced enough votes for Lula to win. That extension added only about 35,000 votes, roughly 0.03 percent of the total, which is nowhere near enough to explain Lula's final margin of roughly 4.4 million votes.

Bolsonaro immediately challenged the election because anyone who is not a communist and has a brain could see that the election was stolen from him if they actually paid attention to what was happening. President Trump called the outcome a rigged election and said it looked very bad.

Hours later, they accused him of trying to overturn the election, EXACTLY as they did to his father, and accused him of inciting "violence" in the streets. Then they prohibited him from leaving the country, even though he had committed no crime, and canceled his passport to make sure he could not leave.

Fortunately, Bolsonaro had been working with the United States. They extracted him in an undisclosed operation before the authorities could throw him in prison just like his father.

Meanwhile, while ALL of this is unfolding, Lula's little tranny lover, Erika Hilton, who is a "Congresswoman," is publicly calling for the Brazilian government to seize Bolsonaro's and his wife's assets and freeze ALL their bank accounts.

DOES THAT SOUND NORMAL TO YOU? A man challenges an election, and suddenly the Brazilian government is coming after him for doing exactly that.

THIS IS COMMUNISM.

So while you see Democrats across our country congratulating Lula on his victory, including Alex Soros, the biggest demon of them all, understand exactly what you are looking at. These are the people cheering on a government that is targeting its political opposition. They are the enemy, and they will attempt the SAME thing against a Republican here in America, just as they did to Trump.

This is EXACTLY why it is essential to vote RED and make absolutely sure our country NEVER becomes what Brazil has become.

ONCE YOU GO COMMUNIST, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF IT.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:10 PM




Comments

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1 "Marco Rubio Quaterbacks Operation to Evacuate Him from the Shithole Country"


I want to vote for him in 2028.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 03:11 PM (I43vL)

2 ONCE YOU GO OLD GREEKHOMO, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF IT.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2026 03:12 PM (135ws)

3 The Trump administration lifted Magnitsky Act sanctions on de Moraes, his wife, and his holding company last December. They should be immediately reimposed.

Further, visa bans should be imposed on every government official who has touched the Bolsonaro investigations - and their families too.

Finally, Section 301 tariffs on Brazilian goods should be quadrupled.

The Brazilian regime should look carefully at what has happened to Venezuela and Cuba, and remember that this hemisphere belongs to the United States of America.

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+100

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:13 PM (AKptf)

4 no more access to us markets, no more visas to regime flunkies, no more Mr. Niceguy!

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:14 PM (AKptf)

5 I hope Flavio Bolsanaro has good and loyal (to him)l armed protection.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 03:16 PM (JrHfD)

6 ONCE YOU GO COMMUNIST, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF IT.
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No. You have to shoot them all asap.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)

7 Good thing that could never happen here, right?
.................................................
.................................................
RIGHT?!?!?!

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 28, 2026 03:17 PM (SUQyq)

8 This sounds an awful lot like what that slag Elissa Slotkin was suggesting the Democrats and Socialists do to Trump and his staff/supporters.

Don't it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (RORbl)

9 In before the blade?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

10 You can vote the commies in, but will never vote them out.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (AKptf)

11 Lula needs to be Maduro-ed.

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ASAP!

No need to wait for his regime to devastate the whole country.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (ZNpJk)

12 Red or dead?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 03:19 PM (W2Pud)

13 ACE its kinda dull work but you should dig up all the news coverage of this because it is uniformly covered as "evil villain refuses to surrender passport and flees justice"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 03:19 PM (TMNW7)

14 I don't think sanctions will work. Air dropping hundreds of thousands ARs and millions of rounds would be more effective to root out the Brazilian commies.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2026 03:19 PM (TJHBY)

15 8 This sounds an awful lot like what that slag Elissa Slotkin was suggesting the Democrats and Socialists do to Trump and his staff/supporters.

Don't it?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

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or what boden/obama did in 2020

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 03:19 PM (qqW5h)

16 Remember when the left argued only banana republics prosecute those that lose elections?

Lula has now twice stolen elections and prosecuted the people that ran against him

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

17 Lula needs to be Maduro-ed.

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Obviously the guy is stupid, he thinks it can't happen to him. South America is a shithole.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2026 03:21 PM (NtVYv)

18 First thing the Marxists do is get opponents to lock them up or just murder them

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 03:21 PM (Ia/+0)

19 And ours will do the same

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 03:21 PM (Ia/+0)

20 no more access to us markets, no more visas to regime flunkies, no more Mr. Niceguy!
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:14 PM (AKptf)
______

What about hot brazilian girls?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

21 "I never fled when I lost my elections."
-Lula, using the west's tolerance for other ideas against it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (pfZGz)

22 Ooooh, looks like those BRICS-bucks are going to become the new world currency with this move by Lula.....

Posted by: s_tenhoff at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (2waQ7)

23 *shrugs shoulders*

Portogee.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)

24 I remember when they had that sorry Olympics in Brazil, and some athletes got out of the Olympic village to explore, then soon after got arrested for some BS and shaken down for cash.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (AKptf)

25 I imagine they cheated in the first round, and the country is not nearly as evenly split as it seems.

I also imagine the machines and software play a large role.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (qqW5h)

26 In before the blade?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

You could always make it a "thing" and type "The ratchet is here" and include some song lyrics. That might be rather amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (JrHfD)

27 Bolsonaro was ahead. Lula and his thugs, including his former corruption lawyer, who now sits on Brazil's Supreme Court, requested a two-hour extension that miraculously produced enough votes for Lula to win.

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Now where did we see this before? Ah yeah, 2020 when vote counting in six states was halted because of a busted toilet in Georgia. And miraculously the next day when counting resumes Biden wins.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (ZNpJk)

28 no more access to us markets, no more visas to regime flunkies, no more Mr. Niceguy!
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:14 PM (AKptf)
______

What about hot brazilian girls?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

No tarrifs on imports of hardwood

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (NtVYv)

29 And let us not forget Soros congratulated this heathen on his “win”. I think Soros should go live in one of the countries he has ruined before he and his son finish ruining ours.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

30 What about hot brazilian girls?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

You will have to come to them.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (AKptf)

31 > Lula has now twice stolen elections and prosecuted the people that ran against him
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Democrats furiously scribbling notes while watching Lula and his thugs strut their stuff.

Stuffing the "idea box" in chambers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (RORbl)

32 Said this the minute it looked like major shenanigans were involved in the official results.

Brazil really does need the Venezuela/Cuba treatment. This will be a big step. Brazil's a major economy, and even during the many years of military rule, was not subject to serious sanctions.

Expecting Little Marco will be announcing a comprehensive punitive isolation and sanctions regime soon. Let's see Bessent sick OFAC on Lula's people and their assets. It's a shame given what a great culture Brazil has, but criminal authoritarian regimes need to be treated as such.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (U/Byj)

33 Leftist and satan go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ENXEt)

34 In before the blade?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

You could always make it a "thing" and type "The ratchet is here" and include some song lyrics. That might be rather amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (JrHfD)
===


Branding! Branding! Branding!
-Marketing MBAs

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (RIvkX)

35 Remember when the left argued only banana republics prosecute those that lose elections?

Lula has now twice stolen elections and prosecuted the people that ran against him

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

Would it surprise you to know they already know what they are and what they will do

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (gtzLh)

36 Lula needs to be Maduro-ed.

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Obviously the guy is stupid, he thinks it can't happen to him. South America is a shithole.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2026 03:21 PM (NtVYv)

Not for long. Trump, Rubio and the team are cleaning the area up for the future. Decades of neglect or outright sabotage by deep staters.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (uhVAy)

37 Scary shit.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (RTJh6)

38 What about hot brazilian girls?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM


Rule 1, my guy. Rule 1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (bFu5X)

39 32 Said this the minute it looked like major shenanigans were involved in the official results.

Brazil really does need the Venezuela/Cuba treatment. This will be a big step. Brazil's a major economy, and even during the many years of military rule, was not subject to serious sanctions.

Expecting Little Marco will be announcing a comprehensive punitive isolation and sanctions regime soon. Let's see Bessent sick OFAC on Lula's people and their assets. It's a shame given what a great culture Brazil has, but criminal authoritarian regimes need to be treated as such.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (U/Byj)

=

I think people are expecting too much pomp and circumstance regarding American diplomatic and foreign policy reaction.

Maduro extraction spoiled us.

I expect a lot of squeezing behind the scenes for weeks, if not months, before we see much in terms of flash and dazzle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (pfZGz)

40 THIS IS COMMUNISM.

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Not exactly, it's just plain tyranny. All you need is enough tyrants to come together and overcome the people.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (ZNpJk)

41 In before the blade?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

You could always make it a "thing" and type "The ratchet is here" and include some song lyrics. That might be rather amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (JrHfD)
_______

"We might have some songs for ya"

-- Molly Hatchet

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

42 Remember Lula wasn't eligible to even run the when he beat the elder Bolsanaro since Lula had real corruption charges against him...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 03:25 PM (sKqQm)

43 Brazil always has been and continues to be the economy of the future. Of course going communist will mean the future is in a hundred years but hey, commies play the long game. A game which always sucks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 03:25 PM (f8snw)

44 Now where did we see this before? Ah yeah, 2020 when vote counting in six states was halted because of a busted toilet in Georgia. And miraculously the next day when counting resumes Biden wins.
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (ZNpJk)

Not to mention fraud in about 25 Euro elections.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

45 Brazil is the big prize for China -- resources, food, and lots of crime to keep most of S.A. fighting the tide.

Converting them to legitimate government would have been a big boon for the USA and the West. This is why the dems have supported these commie scum for so long.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (qqW5h)

46 Military rule might be preferable but my sense is they have been Communized as well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (RIvkX)

47 Brazil always has been and continues to be the economy of the future.

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take their fertilizer away and see what happens

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (AKptf)

48 It's time to economically hurt Lula to our maximum ability.

Their money, trade, international flights, what ever.

Make Lula a Pariah.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (vOxCS)

49 At his point, no reasonable person can trust any election that results in a member of the Left taking office.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (vSvIl)

50 Brazil always has been and continues to be the economy of the future. Of course going communist will mean the future is in a hundred years but hey, commies play the long game. A game which always sucks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 03:25 PM (f8snw)

Given the success of Communism, look for the crippling drought and shortages of river water and lumber to begin soon.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (uhVAy)

51 This is going to be awkward...

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 03:27 PM (SwyyQ)

52 45 Brazil is the big prize for China -- resources, food, and lots of crime to keep most of S.A. fighting the tide.

Converting them to legitimate government would have been a big boon for the USA and the West. This is why the dems have supported these commie scum for so long.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (qqW5h)

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Venezuela was more important because of the oil Venezuela has yet to exploit. China needs lots of energy imported to prop up its undead economy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:27 PM (pfZGz)

53 So while you see Democrats across our country congratulating Lula on his victory, including Alex Soros, the biggest demon of them all, understand exactly what you are looking at. These are the people cheering on a government that is targeting its political opposition. They are the enemy, and they will attempt the SAME thing against a Republican here in America, just as they did to Trump.

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They are telling us who they are and we should believe them. The real trick is what to do to prevent them from doing what they plan.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:27 PM (ZNpJk)

54 I wonder who Lula's regime is bribing in the US.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)

55 My hot Brazilian girl phase was long ago. Hmmm. But it was real, and often spectacular. And like someone said above, those wisely seeking their own should do down there. For lots of reasons.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:27 PM (U/Byj)

56 I expect a lot of squeezing behind the scenes for weeks, if not months, before we see much in terms of flash and dazzle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (pfZGz)
======

*changes channel to Iran*

*changes channel to Gaza*

*rips another bong hit*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)

57 It will be real interesting if Brazil implodes. The refugees throughout South America and maybe here would dwarf the Biden jailbreak

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 03:28 PM (f8snw)

58 >>>You will have to come to them.
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (AKptf)

That's kind of the point.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 03:28 PM (SwyyQ)

59 Election-stealing Lula old commie
The man from Ipanema's dictating
And when he tortures, each one he tortures goes "ouch!"

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (HD2n/)

60 Shit, I was planning on an Amazon cruise next year. Couldn't decide between Brazil or Peru. Guess it's Peru then.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

61 56 *changes channel to Iran*

*changes channel to Gaza*

*rips another bong hit*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:28 PM (RIvkX)

=========

It took months before Trump ordered the bombing of Fordham. It took months more before the kinetic action across the rest of Iran started.

It didn't start Day 1 of Trump 2nd term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (pfZGz)

62 China receives 44% of Brazil's crude.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (AKptf)

63 Wait, I thought the election was a stunning rebuke of President Trump?!

Are you telling me this is a evil power grab and purge by a bunch of filthy communists?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

64 Venezuela was more important because of the oil Venezuela has yet to exploit. China needs lots of energy imported to prop up its undead economy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:27 PM (pfZGz)

China might trade with Brazil, but they already know moving in physically is out of the question. I don't think we mind much if China gets soybeans and the like out of the place.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (uhVAy)

65 I remember in the last election people coming forward from districts that had supposedly voted 100% for Lula saying they had voted for Bolsanaro.

Of course the first think they tried to do was assassinate Bolsanaro but he was too tough for that...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

66 Will this increase or decrease the number of videos from Brazil in which an off-duty cop shoots robbers?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (mkw2N)

67
I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real? I don't know Brazilian people or politics at all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (mmrXZ)

68 On the bright side it would have been Trump Pence in 2020 and maybe Pence would have been the nominee in 2024 and thrown it to whoever. What a world that would have been.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (gtzLh)

69 60 Shit, I was planning on an Amazon cruise next year. Couldn't decide between Brazil or Peru. Guess it's Peru then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026

You can visit Paddington Bear’s family! 😊

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

70 Says the gay commie -

Senator Scott Wiener
@Scott_Wiener
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Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (kX27y)

71 Lula was a big part of the Sao Paulo Forum when it was formed back in the 90s.
Lula and Fidel Castro were the main instigators behind this idea after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Basically, it's a large conference of leftist parties from around South America and the Caribbean, they also allowed leftist parties from the rest of the world as well.

A lot of the '21st Century Socialism' that Chavez won on in Venezuela were based on ideas, strategies, and tactics developed at the SPF.

It's been a poison in Latin America, but especially in Brazil where there younger generations are all totally brainwashed by an education system that is all the woke of American, Canadian, and European education and then some.

Between Lula, and his chosen successor Rousseff who was ultimately impreached, Brazil has been ruled by the PT (Worker's Oarty) since 2004. The only break from it, and the only man who ever had a chance to win those two decades, was Jair Bolsanaro winning in 2017.

The PT is dug in like a tick now, and they aren't letting go.
If we, in America, can take anything from the situation it's that this is a vision of the future for us if the Dems take control in 2029.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (6ydKt)

72 #H2OToo

Hydrogen raperoxide

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (SUQyq)

73 Brazil is being taken over by fraudsters and cheaters, and it COMES TO AMERICA if we let Dems win!

lol

Posted by: California at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)

74 62 China receives 44% of Brazil's crude.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (AKptf)

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And Venezuela had essentially handed over operation of its oil economy to China which China got for deeply discounted rates because of sanctions on Venezuelan oil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (pfZGz)

75 It took months before Trump ordered the bombing of Fordham. It took months more before the kinetic action across the rest of Iran started.

It didn't start Day 1 of Trump 2nd term.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:29 PM (pfZGz)
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Guess I'll have to read a book.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

76 When I renewed my passport in May, I told the lady at the clerk’s office that since our phones listen to us, I was going to say “Rubio is so hot” to see if I got it back sooner than expected . I got it in 13 days! Rubio 28

Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (3TlS+)

77 > Of course the first think they tried to do was assassinate Bolsanaro but he was too tough for that...

He's bulletproof?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (mkw2N)

78 70 Senator Scott Wiener
@Scott_Wiener
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This is an official United States government account promoting the Christian gospel.
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America, more than any other nation in world history, was shaped by the Christian tradition of spreading the gospel unto all nations.

Join us in celebrating International Religious Freedom Day.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (kX27y)

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"Being gay isn't my religion. It's just my unfalsifiable belief system on which I model all my moral actions. Totally different."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (pfZGz)

79 Let us see, if Brazil export about 4.2 B barrels /day, and CHina gets 40% of it, how much oil is China receiving from Brazil on an annual basis ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (AKptf)

80 They are telling us who they are and we should believe them. The real trick is what to do to prevent them from doing what they plan.
Posted by: Decaf

Good Afternoon!

Posted by: Vermeer VP - World Wide Chipper Sales at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (8B4gm)

81 I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real? I don't know Brazilian people or politics at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (mmrXZ)

First round Luka lost by 2 million votes. Then 2 weeks later he wins by 4 million.

Thats doesn’t happen on a free election.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (RTJh6)

82 67
I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real? I don't know Brazilian people or politics at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM

They didn’t. Lula saw he was losing, and he kept polls open an additional 2 hours. But not all the polls, only the polls on the areas that favored him. A judge ruled against this, but I don’t know what the update is on that. Probably a judge in jail.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 This is an official United States government account promoting the Christian gospel.
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Ladies and gentlemen there will be no truth in here, this is the government!!

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (gtzLh)

84 Primary trade partner of Brazil by a HUGE amount is China. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

85 I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real? I don't know Brazilian people or politics at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (mmrXZ)

Given the 'keep the polls open in my area games' from one of Lula's buddy judges we already know about, its fraud. You don't need to start arresting opponents if you have the people behind you.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (uhVAy)

86 79 Let us see, if Brazil export about 4.2 B barrels /day, and CHina gets 40% of it, how much oil is China receiving from Brazil on an annual basis ?
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (AKptf)


There’s breaking the no math rule and then there’s BREAKING the no math rule.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 28, 2026 03:33 PM (RTJh6)

87 If nurse is looking for a theme song, this could work...

https://youtu.be/f7sxwHLRKKg

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 03:33 PM (qx7Zg)

88 79 Let us see, if Brazil export about 4.2 B barrels /day, and CHina gets 40% of it, how much oil is China receiving from Brazil on an annual basis ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (AKptf)

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Brazil exports between 2 and 2.5 million barrels per day.

The whole global economy uses 38 billion per year. Brazil would be exporting 1/9 or so of the global annual oil demand every day if they did 4.5 billion per day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:33 PM (pfZGz)

89
First round Luka lost by 2 million votes. Then 2 weeks later he wins by 4 million.

Thats doesn’t happen on a free election.


Most of the guys that were eliminated endorsed the challenger as well, which you would expect would have his totals increase

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

90 No TJM there's no benefit to behind-scenes vs. public pressure here. This is clearly a hard case and won't yield to threats and bribes. Plus it's a good time to rally other Latin American govts. and test them.

Military has long lost its apetite for intervening, I think. Recall that as in other neighboring countries they were drawn in in the 60s/70s by actual insurrectiony action by commies and others. Different times.

Brazil unfortunately has a brutal class system overlaid with racial red lines, so commie populist appeals of the worst sort will always have traction. But I think the military wouldn't think of getting involved absent major civil violence or threats to its own status.

Brasil e o pais do futuro, e sempre sera.

(missing the accent marks I don't know how to do here)

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:34 PM (U/Byj)

91 Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (kX27y)
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My next congresscritter. Show some respeck!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

92 First round Luka lost by 2 million votes. Then 2 weeks later he wins by 4 million.

Thats doesn’t happen on a free election.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (RTJh6)

These double up election processes need to go. They exist just to give the loser a chance to collude against the people who won.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

93 I was a Vance guy, but Little Marco has definitely grown in office, and is growing on me.

Yes, Brazilian girls are hot, but they have in common with Thailand the fact that some of them are "gurlz", if you know what I mean.

Brazil is the second-largest food exporting nation on Earth (after the US). Bets on how long before the commies manage to start starving people to death?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 03:35 PM (qlLNh)

94 I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real? I don't know Brazilian people or politics at all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM

They didn’t. Lula saw he was losing, and he kept polls open an additional 2 hours. But not all the polls, only the polls on the areas that favored him. A judge ruled against this, but I don’t know what the update is on that. Probably a judge in jail.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Definitely stolen, I agree on that. But I think keeping the polls open wasn't so much about favorable areas, but giving time to fraud up ballots from nothing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

95 ONCE YOU GO COMMUNIST, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF IT.
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No. You have to shoot them all asap.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:17 PM (RIvkX)
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ONCE YOU GO COMMUNIST, YOU CAN NEVER GET OUT OF IT.
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Nicolae Ceausescu has entered the room.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

96 Relax, everybody.

AOC says Brazilian leader who imprisoned his last opponent and forced his new opponent into exile is a pillar of democracy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:35 PM (ndZc7)

97 90 90 No TJM there's no benefit to behind-scenes vs. public pressure here. This is clearly a hard case and won't yield to threats and bribes. Plus it's a good time to rally other Latin American govts. and test them.

Military has long lost its apetite for intervening, I think. Recall that as in other neighboring countries they were drawn in in the 60s/70s by actual insurrectiony action by commies and others. Different times.

Brazil unfortunately has a brutal class system overlaid with racial red lines, so commie populist appeals of the worst sort will always have traction. But I think the military wouldn't think of getting involved absent major civil violence or threats to its own status.

Brasil e o pais do futuro, e sempre sera.

(missing the accent marks I don't know how to do here)

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:34 PM (U/Byj)

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It's just not the pattern Trump's foreign policy has taken, just going full bore the instant things go bad.

Again, we were in limbo about Trump doing anything about Venezuela for months with Madura dancing on national TV, wondering if Trump would do anything at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:36 PM (pfZGz)

98 Relax, everybody.

AOC says Brazilian leader who imprisoned his last opponent and forced his new opponent into exile is a pillar of democracy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:35 PM (ndZc7)

Probably can't find Brazil on a map of the Amazon basin.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:36 PM (uhVAy)

99
Trump, Rubio and the team are cleaning the area up for the future. Decades of neglect or outright sabotage by deep staters.
Posted by: Oldcat

==================

I keep waiting for Rubio to move on Cuba. I suppose he has a schedule. Meanwhile, does Cuba have any strategic importance to anyone anymore, or is its importance mostly propagandistic and symbolic now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (mmrXZ)

100 Commies gonna commie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (amcLV)

101 First round Luka lost by 2 million votes. Then 2 weeks later he wins by 4 million.
......

That was when the Amazon rainforest Indian votes came in.
In a Buick canoe.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (UjdFS)

102 To fix Brazil or China a shit ton of people have to die first. China is okay, they are dying by the bushel daily. Brazil (northern) will require a culling.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (Wp1X1)

103 99
Trump, Rubio and the team are cleaning the area up for the future. Decades of neglect or outright sabotage by deep staters.
Posted by: Oldcat

==================

I keep waiting for Rubio to move on Cuba. I suppose he has a schedule. Meanwhile, does Cuba have any strategic importance to anyone anymore, or is its importance mostly propagandistic and symbolic now?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (mmrXZ)

It's a potential staging platform against the US and not useful for much else.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (okun6)

104 Someone said above that the extra two hours only resulted in 35,000 votes for lula in the tweet ace posted at top.

I wonder where that number comes from?

People are not skeptical enough, they should say "the regime *claims* the extra two hours only resulted in 35,000" votes but only a fucking moron would believe a word those commie pricks say."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (qqW5h)

105 Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:36 PM (uhVAy

She'd probably have trouble locating a Brazil nut in a large jar of mixed nuts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (JrHfD)

106 Hey, did you hear about the new line of gulag exercise wear?

It's called Lulalemon.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (qlLNh)

107 Brazil actually worries me. I worked with their army some years ago and was impressed with their professionalism. (A lot of ex-pat German influence). Brazil has millions of miles of untouched resources. They would be a major 2nd world.power now except.for the corruption. A communist Brazil is no bueno!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (2WIwB)

108 86 79 Let us see, if Brazil export about 4.2 B barrels /day, and CHina gets 40% of it, how much oil is China receiving from Brazil on an annual basis ?
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (AKptf)


There’s breaking the no math rule and then there’s BREAKING the no math rule.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez


If 17% of commenters currently break the No Math Rule, but that number decreases logarithmicallly as we approach the tangent of the cataleptic synoptote, at what exact date (on the Kelvin Scale) will we finally reach No Math stasis?

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (HD2n/)

109 He's also seizing the passports of other political opponents.

Because that's what you do when you legitimately win.

Right now, my favorite is the lefties claiming "only 46k votes were cast during that 2 hour extra."

Proof?

Trust me bro, it's on the internet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (3cUTc)

110 I keep waiting for Rubio to move on Cuba. I suppose he has a schedule. Meanwhile, does Cuba have any strategic importance to anyone anymore, or is its importance mostly propagandistic and symbolic now?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (mmrXZ)

Big vector of money for US corruption and rioting still. I think they are next on the big list after Iran, and the squeeze we have on them is really hurting. That's why they tried that dog and pony show of leftists and Hasan Piker a few months back.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)

111 Make Lula a Pariah.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

A Lulapalooza?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:40 PM (ndZc7)

112 Yeah, Lula's pet judges made sure that petitions from Bolsonara's party to let THEIR supporters vote for the extra two hours were denied. Lula needed to know how many fake votes he needed to win, and I have no doubt that his party had fake votes at the ready to make up the difference.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)

113 My next congresscritter. Show some respeck!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 03:34 PM (RIvkX)

LOL. I think Connie Chan might beat him, though. Didn't she get Pelosi's seal of approval?

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:40 PM (kX27y)

114 You thought the price of steak was how now ---

Posted by: steak, roast beef and hamburgers are sacred


How now brown cow?

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 03:40 PM (HD2n/)

115 111 Big vector of money for US corruption and rioting still. I think they are next on the big list after Iran, and the squeeze we have on them is really hurting. That's why they tried that dog and pony show of leftists and Hasan Piker a few months back.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)

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The Cuban officials at the UN were physically threatening our ambassador to the UN a couple of days ago.

Rubio revoked their visas and ordered their expulsion like 24 hours later.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:40 PM (pfZGz)

116 Too bad Elissa Slotkin is married. She sounds like the perfect match for his philosophy of handling political opponents

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 03:40 PM (PKL0q)

117 67
I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real? I don't know Brazilian people or politics at all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (mmrXZ)


Lula is a hero to many Brazilians.
He was a dirt-poor nobody and eventually rose up to become a union leader during the military dictatorship from the 60s to the 80s.

He is idolized by the Brazilian left.
They've made feature films about his life.

He is popular in Brazil, but for a decade, similar to here, the Brazilian right has become a force again because of the constant march to the left of the nation, and corruption that is endemic among all politicians and bureaucrats.

Brazil has its own Religious Right and plenty of anti-communists because they aren't stupid and see what it does to a society.

Something unprecedented has happened with Lula covering an 11 million vote spread from the first to the second round while the right won the legislature outright.

I believe the race was close, because they are as divided as a country as we are, but no way do I believe Lula pulled out 4.4 million extra votes on Sunday to win.

How they cheated, I have no idea.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 03:41 PM (6ydKt)

118 I was there in 1985 when the military relinquished rule to an elected civilian government. Things were completely pacified from the late 60s, when there was lots of spicy violent action on the streets.

My favorite part of Lula's quite implausible explosion of 2nd round support was that a lot of it came from states in the south that are the last place Lula will have much support. Parana, Santa Catarina, Rio Grande do Sul. Fairly European, prosperous, etc. "Conservative" culturally and politically.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:41 PM (U/Byj)

119 is Kelvin aware that he has been scaled?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 28, 2026 03:41 PM (jrgJz)

120 It's the same thing just in different form that the biden commies did to the J6ers. And that Germany is doing to the AfD. And France to... and the UK to...

Commies get power and the first thing they do is purge the opponents.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 03:41 PM (n5tGW)

121 If 17% of commenters currently break the No Math Rule, but that number decreases logarithmicallly as we approach the tangent of the cataleptic synoptote, at what exact date (on the Kelvin Scale) will we finally reach No Math stasis?
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (HD2n

Wait, what?

🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 24 I remember when they had that sorry Olympics in Brazil, and some athletes got out of the Olympic village to explore, then soon after got arrested for some BS and shaken down for cash.
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (AKptf)

and NBC made them grovel and apologize on TV

it was the swimmers.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2026 03:42 PM (ubCxQ)

123 Lula needs to get a head-to-toe Brazilian

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 28, 2026 03:42 PM (SJtb9)

124 121 It's the same thing just in different form that the biden commies did to the J6ers. And that Germany is doing to the AfD. And France to... and the UK to...

Commies get power and the first thing they do is purge the opponents.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28,

J6 was staged to be a huge lesson to all of us.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

125 If 17% of commenters currently break the No Math Rule, but that number decreases logarithmicallly as we approach the tangent of the cataleptic synoptote, at what exact date (on the Kelvin Scale) will we finally reach No Math stasis?
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (HD2n

Wait, what?

🤣
Posted by: Piper

Well, I like pie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ndZc7)

126 A big economic damage we can do to Brazil?

End ethanol subsidies; it's cheap for them to convert cane sugar.

Make oil cheap again.

And ban soybean imports.

Allow the ... Brazil nuts though, those are delicious.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 03:43 PM (3cUTc)

127 Lula needs to get a head-to-toe Brazilian
Posted by: Joe Mama

We'll do you one better! *Hands card*

Posted by: Vermeer VP - World Wide Chipper Sales at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (8B4gm)

128 It's the same thing just in different form that the biden commies did to the J6ers. And that Germany is doing to the AfD. And France to... and the UK to...

Commies get power and the first thing they do is purge the opponents.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 03:41 PM (n5tGW)

you forgot Hungary, several Balkan countries, Romania...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)

129 125 J6 was staged to be a huge lesson to all of us.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

=======

It worked, and Trump was cast into prison forever and Democrats retain complete and total power over the imperial presidency for the next thousand year reich.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (pfZGz)

130 This ass named Lula being elevated to the presidency is the ultimate...

Brazilian Butt-Lift.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (HD2n/)

131 Does this mean coffee prices will go up?

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Dd7BU)

132 Brazil is a major exporter of soybeans to China.

The farmers in Kansas are directly affected by this lack of a former major export market. This reduces support for Trump, which is not logical.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (u82oZ)

133 Primary trade partner of Brazil by a HUGE amount is China. That's all you need to know.
Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

---------------%

The Chinese will soon be their only tourists too. I'm certainly not going anywhere near Brazil.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (ZNpJk)

134 We should totally elect Democrats. That’s just the normal flow and ebbing of politics.

This can’t happen here.

Even though it’s exactly what they did last time, and have promised to double down on this time.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (OHaxc)

135 >> will we finally reach No Math stasis

That question is ultimately topological.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (w6EFb)

136 132 Does this mean coffee prices will go up?

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Dd7BU)

If Trump raises tariffs or sanctions Brazil, possibly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (6ydKt)

137 The Cuban officials at the UN were physically threatening our ambassador to the UN a couple of days ago.

Rubio revoked their visas and ordered their expulsion like 24 hours later.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

He's like Mighty Mouse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (ndZc7)

138 They sent ballots to the Amazon but the locals didn't know what they were so they made hats out of them.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

139 Does this mean coffee prices will go up?
Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Dd7BU)

I suppose we can spike tariffs for everything but coffee.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

140
It worked, and Trump was cast into prison forever and Democrats retain complete and total power over the imperial presidency for the next thousand year reich.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (pfZGz)

There were a few miscalculations on the part of Pelosi and her merry band of thieves.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

141
Brazil is the second-largest food exporting nation on Earth (after the US). Bets on how long before the commies manage to start starving people to death?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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Hm. Although their lefties have been in power since 2004? Maybe they know better than to "organize" their farms.

Again, I have no idea, but it looks like there are reasons why they won't go the way of the former grain exporters of Africa who opted for Black governance and proceeded to starve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:45 PM (mmrXZ)

142
It worked, and Trump was cast into prison forever and Democrats retain complete and total power over the imperial presidency for the next thousand year reich.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (pfZGz)

In my opinion, if Trump hadn't won in 2024 he would be in prison....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 03:46 PM (+gK6I)

143 It worked, and Trump was cast into prison forever and Democrats retain complete and total power over the imperial presidency for the next thousand year reich.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (pfZGz)

In my opinion, if Trump hadn't won in 2024 he would be in prison....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 03:46 PM (+gK6I)
___________

If not murdered ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

144 The fascism in world governments become more visible step by step.

Fascism didn't die at the end of World War II. It seems it's pessimistic/realistic theory bled into all the worlds' governments.

Russia grew into a state socialism with international aspirations. So aspirationally pure Marxism, but functionally national socialism, i.e., fascism.

Even the post-Russia criticism by socialist theorist of Russia was that it doesn't exhibit socialism at alll. No, Russia was "state capitalism". It's just the State played the role of the Capitalist, selling Russian labor in a world market. (Just like North Korea is doing now.)

Despite that this argument is a mite specious, it's not a model that we can't work within. There was no pure, lasting Marxism, outside of Cambodia--and that didn't exactly last.

Plus a stage of Marxist history is the Dictatorship (in the Name) of the Proletariat, which is a fascist-equivalent state with the social goal of changing man's nature to what is fit for "communism".

Thus Marxism has an inherent fascism problem, because it's simply the strongest variation.

Among Marxish variations, it really is the survival of the fittest (to survive).

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:46 PM (Fi81e)

145
144
It worked, and Trump was cast into prison forever and Democrats retain complete and total power over the imperial presidency for the next thousand year reich.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:44 PM (pfZGz)

In my opinion, if Trump hadn't won in 2024 he would be in prison....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 03:46 PM (+gK6I)

========

I remember people predicting that he'd be dead in prison by February 2021.

Seriously, the left isn't nearly as powerful as it wants to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (pfZGz)

146 If not murdered ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)


They certainly have tried....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)

147 If 17% of commenters currently break the No Math Rule, but that number decreases logarithmicallly as we approach the tangent of the cataleptic synoptote, at what exact date (on the Kelvin Scale) will we finally reach No Math stasis?
Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM


The 12th of Orange.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (bFu5X)

148 MN is a wannabe Brazil - Cam Higby and James O'Keefe charged with a felony for impersonating a muslim voter:
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This man exposed a corrupt election system and their answer is to criminally charge him, despite NO BALLOTS BEING CAST in this case

Minnesota is becoming like a 3rd world nation. Its elections are corrupt and voters need to elect Republicans to make it stop!

https://tinyurl.com/2dk2e43h

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (kX27y)

149 People are not skeptical enough, they should say "the regime *claims* the extra two hours only resulted in 35,000" votes but only a fucking moron would believe a word those commie pricks say."
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 03:38 PM (qqW5h)

They're as legitimate as the "Gaza Ministry of Health".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (9ZFZd)

150 > 117 Too bad Elissa Slotkin is married. She sounds like the perfect match for his philosophy of handling political opponents
Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 03:40 PM (PKL0q)

The Paolo, he tells me that in your country they have the "throuple"?

Posted by: Lulaa at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (qlLNh)

151 Brazil is the second-largest food exporting nation on Earth (after the US). Bets on how long before the commies manage to start starving people to death?

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It took a couple of decades for Venezuela to screw up their oil market. It won't be long before we hear about a "five year plan" and a "great leap forward"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (PKL0q)

152 Most Brazilian coffee goes to the European market I believe.

Back when I was last there, gas stations often had a weird sweet smell to them - gasohol, with alcohol distilled from sugar cane (so, kinda like rum that took a wrong turn). And back then they had enormous farms of sugar cane still going, with a permanently down world sugar price.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (U/Byj)

153 Brazil is the second-largest food exporting nation on Earth (after the US). Bets on how long before the commies manage to start starving people to death?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

That's the thing about Lula.
He's taken the country to the left, but he really hasn't gone after agriculture.

Nationalized Petrobras, added and expanded welfare programs, and raised taxes.

But he's never gone full Chaves/Maduro so far.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

154 146t
Thus Marxism has an inherent fascism problem, because it's simply the strongest variation.

Among Marxish variations, it really is the survival of the fittest (to survive).

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:46 PM (Fi81e)

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"Yeah, but if everyone would just stop wanted to dominate other people around them, communism would work!"
-communist

"Wait...I was going to say the same thing except about libertarianism."
-libertarian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (pfZGz)

155 > Too bad Elissa Slotkin is married.

To what? A bag of donuts?

Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (h/6op)

156 First round Luka lost by 2 million votes. Then 2 weeks later he wins by 4 million.

Thats doesn’t happen on a free election.

Most of the guys that were eliminated endorsed the challenger as well, which you would expect would have his totals increase
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

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I don't know. It happens in France and Germany a lot, to Le Pen and AfD.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (ZNpJk)

157 I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real?
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I saw he promised the poors he'd give away like $2 billion.

So yeah, they are stupid enough.

I say it's even odds he starts arresting opposition leaders in their legislature.
Until he has a majority there as well.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)

158 Too bad Elissa Slotkin is married.

To what? A bag of donuts?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (h/6op)

She's divorced, go for it.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2026 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

159 150 This man exposed a corrupt election system and their answer is to criminally charge him, despite NO BALLOTS BEING CAST in this case

Minnesota is becoming like a 3rd world nation. Its elections are corrupt and voters need to elect Republicans to make it stop!

https://tinyurl.com/2dk2e43h

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (kX27y)

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I've been saying it for a while, but it's been obvious to me that all of the Trump DOJ's actions regarding elections have been targeted to take effect fully by 2028.

2026 would be great, but the real target is 2028.

And there are signs that the DOJ is setting up very open traps for state election officials to fall into as they execute this year's midterms, especially in CA with those 20,000 ineligible voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (pfZGz)

160 Lula needs to get a head-to-toe Brazilian
Posted by: Joe Mama

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Followed up with a dunk in a tank of rubbing alcohol

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (Hl8Vh)

161 159 I hesitate to ask, but is it possible that the Brazilians are stupid enough to elect Lula for real?
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I saw he promised the poors he'd give away like $2 billion.

So yeah, they are stupid enough.

I say it's even odds he starts arresting opposition leaders in their legislature.
Until he has a majority there as well.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 03:49 PM (3cUTc)

Dems in our country are probably looking at what Lula is doing and saying to themselves, "So close. We almost had that kind of power."...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (l3cgK)

162 I don't know. It happens in France and Germany a lot, to Le Pen and AfD.
Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (ZNpJk)

And that's why we are moving to isolate much of Europe...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

163 Democrats! Whatcha gonna do?

Cruise line dumps passengers in Cambodia after offering four-year voyage to escape Trump

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Who'd a thunk the TDS impaired would be bad a budgets?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (ndZc7)

164 "Bright idea" government will always have a fascism problem.

There are no hard-fast rules of governance, and the people have to be managed. So, the means depend on the argued need of the ends.

(The most farcical thing was Marxist spreading the slogan that the "Ends don't justify the means" post Viet Nam war when that's pretty much Marxism.)

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)

165 162 Lula needs to get a head-to-toe Brazilian
Posted by: Joe Mama

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Followed up with a dunk in a tank of rubbing alcohol

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (Hl8Vh)

the Dead Sea would be a fun dunk for him at that point.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:51 PM (l3cgK)

166 The Tikuna tribe was all in for Lulu, but the Yanomami and Awa tribes boiled them all and ate them.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS)

167 Cruise line dumps passengers in Cambodia after offering four-year voyage to escape Trump

-
Who'd a thunk the TDS impaired would be bad a budgets?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (ndZc7)
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Mmmmm. Long pig.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

168 That fat pig Maduro took over from the other fat pig Chavez in '13. Chavez was in since '99.

27 years of piss poor relations before the big party in Caracas.

I wouldn't expect any big moves against Brazil soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 03:52 PM (BI5O2)

169 165 Democrats! Whatcha gonna do?

Cruise line dumps passengers in Cambodia after offering four-year voyage to escape Trump

-
Who'd a thunk the TDS impaired would be bad a budgets?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (ndZc7)

North Korea might have been a better destination. Lear(n) to enjoy the blessings of Communism.
Too bad it wasn't Cambodia under Pol Pot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:52 PM (l3cgK)

170
I remember people predicting that he'd be dead in prison by February 2021.

Seriously, the left isn't nearly as powerful as it wants to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:47 PM (pfZGz)

For the record not one of my predictions. I did however say he should run in 2024 because he's the only one that could win

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 03:53 PM (gtzLh)

171 It happens in France and Germany a lot, to Le Pen and AfD.
Posted by: Decaf

And nobody can accuse them of being corrupt or incompetent!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:53 PM (ndZc7)

172 Too bad Elissa Slotkin is married.

To what? A bag of donuts?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (h/6op)

She's divorced, go for it.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2026 03:49 PM (NtVYv)
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Alright!

Posted by: Fresh Bag of Donuts at October 28, 2026 03:53 PM (Fi81e)

173 I say it's even odds he starts arresting opposition leaders in their legislature.

I'd say that vid with threats of more arrests is a shot across the bow to the legislature.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW)

174 Like I said, Brazil is saddled with a very bad de facto class system, with a racial overlay. So commie/populist appeals (understandably) have a lot of traction.

As in other regional countries during the turbulent 60s/70s, military rule even with its uglier side had support among the middle class, for obvious reasons. I don't think Lula's move to become a TEMU Peron or Mussolini will resonate well outside the favelas and usual brain-dead leftist demos/institutions.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:53 PM (U/Byj)

175 168 The Tikuna tribe was all in for Lulu, but the Yanomami and Awa tribes boiled them all and ate them.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 03:51 PM (UjdFS)

If you want to read an interesting myth, read the Yanomami myth of why the monkey has a small willie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:53 PM (l3cgK)

176 Careful. Brazilians are a sneaky lot. In soccer, they lie on the ground wailing like they are near death. In the next instant, thy jump up and score a goal on you.
I'm just sayin, you gotta watch em.

Posted by: HARRY ZIMM at October 28, 2026 03:53 PM (LBj9x)

177
170 That fat pig Maduro took over from the other fat pig Chavez in '13. Chavez was in since '99.

27 years of piss poor relations before the big party in Caracas.

I wouldn't expect any big moves against Brazil soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 03:52 PM (BI5O2)

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There were rumors that Bolsonaro was going to take evidence of Lula's election tampering to the ICC.

I know...don't laugh too much.

Now that the giggling fit is over, I do wonder if Bolsonaro has that evidence and brought it to the US Department of State what would the US be able to justify to the world?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:54 PM (pfZGz)

178
The Cuban officials at the UN were physically threatening our ambassador to the UN a couple of days ago.

Rubio revoked their visas and ordered their expulsion like 24 hours later.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=================

That's exactly the kind of door-kicking (on Rubio's part) the culmination of which I've been waiting for for some time. Finally he gives it the decisive push with the sole of his foot and the whole rotten edifice goes grooannn, creeakk, boom. I just wonder what his schedule is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:54 PM (mmrXZ)

179 My guess is vote fraud in Brazil, same thing that Sundowner got, piles of votes after polls closed and a Commissar Judge orders voting to continue until Lulu won

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

180 And there are signs that the DOJ is setting up very open traps for state election officials to fall into as they execute this year's midterms, especially in CA with those 20,000 ineligible voters.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (pfZGz)

Yes, too late for this year but 2028 for sure. And there's a lot more than 20,000 ineligible voters here.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:54 PM (kX27y)

181 Now that the giggling fit is over, I do wonder if Bolsonaro has that evidence and brought it to the US Department of State what would the US be able to justify to the world?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:54 PM (pfZGz)

We don't need the world we have that council of American nations thing formed up for cis-hemisphere matters.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:55 PM (uhVAy)

182 181 My guess is vote fraud in Brazil, same thing that Sundowner got, piles of votes after polls closed and a Commissar Judge orders voting to continue until Lulu won

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

Even grinding out freshly-minted filled-in ballots takes time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)

183 Too bad Elissa Slotkin is married.

To what? A bag of donuts?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (h/6op)

She's divorced, go for it.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Buy her an SS uniform and a whip.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

184 Before leaving the country Flavio said the opposition would make a "fortress" of the legislature they dominate to fight moves towards socialism. So yeah, I'd expect Lula's thugs to move again the legislature.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 03:56 PM (U/Byj)

185 186 Too bad Elissa Slotkin is married.

To what? A bag of donuts?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 03:48 PM (h/6op)

She's divorced, go for it.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Buy her an SS uniform and a whip.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

Heh. ISWYDT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:56 PM (l3cgK)

186 182 Yes, too late for this year but 2028 for sure. And there's a lot more than 20,000 ineligible voters here.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:54 PM (kX27y)

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The legal system in America is slow, but the key is that the DOJ didn't start anything in the last few months like the RNC would normally do when it needed to put on a show of some legal recourse to obvious bullshit on the horizon.

They started suing blue states for their voter rolls the moment Harmeet Dhillon was appointed to the DOJ Civil Rights Division (it took a few months after the inauguration to get her through the Senate on April 3, 2025). And they just keep grinding away at it, no matter the push back from the judiciary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:56 PM (pfZGz)

187 We went to South America this past spring. We had only been to Colombia in SA before.

Hubby wanted nothing to do with Brazil, calling it "bad news" for years.

We started in Bueno Aries for a week, then got on a ship around the horn (top 5 travel experience!) up the west coast and on through the Panama Canal from the west ending in Ft. Lauderdale.

Great trip and we did not miss Brazil even a little bit.

Our son and DIL went about six weeks later - started in Chile (for Machu Picchu) ended in Argentina and also really enjoyed it. They too skipped Brazil with no desire to go there.

Brazil may be pretty but it is too dangerous for us. I doubt it is getting any safer.

Posted by: Ann at October 28, 2026 03:57 PM (SHHm+)

188 And there are signs that the DOJ is setting up very open traps for state election officials to fall into as they execute this year's midterms, especially in CA with those 20,000 ineligible voters.
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Watching the cartel judge write an opinion that will be 145 pages long that basically repeats over and over "besides all this evidence, there is no evidence" is going to fun.

Watching the full 9th say, "yeah, that's not how we law" is going to be funner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 03:57 PM (3cUTc)

189 They are telling us who they are and we should believe them. The real trick is what to do to prevent them from doing what they plan.

We all know what needs to be done, but none of us have the stomach for it.

We would rather be thrown in camps and tortured before being turned into ash.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 03:57 PM (U4c/V)

190 Brazilians in your workforce are not as tribal as Dot Indians. I'm not sure anything on earth is as tribal as Dot Indians. They all but announce they'll only hire each other.

But Brazilian managers, on occasion, show that tendency.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 28, 2026 03:57 PM (Hl8Vh)

191 Interesting that Lula (as of yet) hasn't released an official statement concerning the arriving of Bolsonara in the US.

Will he refrain from doing so until after the US midterms?

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

192 191 Watching the cartel judge write an opinion that will be 145 pages long that basically repeats over and over "besides all this evidence, there is no evidence" is going to fun.

Watching the full 9th say, "yeah, that's not how we law" is going to be funner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 03:57 PM (3cUTc)

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Watching FBI arrest some black ladies who didn no nuffin who worked for the Los Angeles department of elections is going to be even funner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:58 PM (pfZGz)

193 How many is a Brazillion?

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

194 Posted by: Ann at October 28, 2026 03:57 PM (SHHm+)

My FIL, God rest his soul, went to Peru and saw a number of the sites. Got to chew on Coca leaves while walking at the higher elevations.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:59 PM (l3cgK)

195 194 Interesting that Lula (as of yet) hasn't released an official statement concerning the arriving of Bolsonara in the US.

Will he refrain from doing so until after the US midterms?

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

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He made fun of Flavio in a public appearance, calling him a coward because Lula has lost presidential elections and never run away before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:59 PM (pfZGz)

196 170 That fat pig Maduro took over from the other fat pig Chavez in '13. Chavez was in since '99.

27 years of piss poor relations before the big party in Caracas.

I wouldn't expect any big moves against Brazil soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 03:52 PM (BI5O2)

I suspect well take a wait and see attitude just like Cuba and Venezuela. The left in Brazil will ratchet up slowly, more like the Europeans.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt)

197 Got here very late, but I read the events going on in Brazil and think that they are what the Democrats would inflict on us.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:00 PM (Gqar8)

198 The legal system in America is slow, but the key is that the DOJ didn't start anything in the last few months like the RNC would normally do when it needed to put on a show of some legal recourse to obvious bullshit on the horizon.
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Trump didn't arrest all Democrats and end all vote fraud on Day 1 so I'm voting blue no matter who to teach the Republican Party a lesson.

/s/ Seminar Callers on X

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:00 PM (3cUTc)

199 visa bans should be imposed on every government official who

Nope. Visa bans on everyone in Brasil. Force the pressure from the people to continue, one way or another.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 04:00 PM (kU0PQ)

200 Interesting that Lula (as of yet) hasn't released an official statement concerning the arriving of Bolsonara in the US.

Will he refrain from doing so until after the US midterms?
Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

Not sure what that has to do with it. He probably never will mention it because admitting you tried to jail him and he got away is bad juju.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:00 PM (uhVAy)

201 196 How many is a Brazillion?

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

I think that's what they call the bra the "Guinness Book of World Records" listed as the most expensive...

https://tinyurl.com/e4svswsb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:00 PM (l3cgK)

202 13 ACE its kinda dull work but you should dig up all the news coverage of this because it is uniformly covered as "evil villain refuses to surrender passport and flees justice"

This is the news media testing out the right spin for when Democrats win and start prosecuting Republicans for just being Republican. "See, Republicans are hiring lawyers and trying to avoid prison--they must be guilty."

Posted by: Dave at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (sbsMc)

203 He made fun of Flavio in a public appearance, calling him a coward because Lula has lost presidential elections and never run away before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:59 PM (pfZGz)
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Okay, that's for domestic consumption. No remarks about the US administration?

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (rj6Yv)

204 Everyone knows the cheat in 2020. We know the cheat happened. They know the cheat happened. Same in Brazil, everyone knows the cheat happened, but the Left always deny it.

I would just rather them say "yep, we cheated and you can't do anything about it".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (n5tGW)

205 198 Trump didn't arrest all Democrats and end all vote fraud on Day 1 so I'm voting blue no matter who to teach the Republican Party a lesson.

/s/ Seminar Callers on X

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:00 PM (3cUTc)

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Ironclad, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (pfZGz)

206 Nope. Visa bans on everyone in Brasil. Force the pressure from the people to continue, one way or another.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 04:00 PM (kU0PQ)
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Visa bans, they're everywhere they don't want you to be.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

207 Hey, I ran to Tahiti in early 2017 because I was worried that Trump was going to arrest me!

Posted by: Light Loafered Dogeater at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (gZrF5)

208 China owns Canada, and now Brazil. Nuts!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (dVJwC)

209 And if the feds go after Mary, more fun:

Will Chamberlain

@willchamberlain
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1h
They revealed how easy it is to commit fraud in your system - without actually defrauding anyone - and you are prosecuting them for embarrassing you?

Shame on you, you yourself should face federal investigation.

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Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty
@HennepinAtty
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James Edward O’Keefe, 42, and Cam Higby, 26, both face felony charges of unlawful voting and identity theft.

Polling places are the heart of our democracy. Any attempt to disrupt or deceive our election workers will not be tolerated.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)

210 Bolsonara's going to run, what? a resistance movement from the US? I get providing a safe haven for him and his family as they legitimately feared for their lives.

Where's this "resistance" going to come from?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (RORbl)

211 Democrats! Whatcha gonna do?

Cruise line dumps passengers in Cambodia after offering four-year voyage to escape Trump

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Who'd a thunk the TDS impaired would be bad a budgets?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 03:50 PM (ndZc7)

North Korea might have been a better destination. Lear(n) to enjoy the blessings of Communism.
Too bad it wasn't Cambodia under Pol Pot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 03:52 PM (l3cgK)
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This story is worth an ace post! The cruise line totally fucked these people. Literally said "get the fuck off the boat" and dumped them in a shithole in Cambodia. No arrangements or payments to get home. Just threw them overboard! No refunds. Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

212 208 China owns Canada, and now Brazil. Nuts!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 04:01 PM (dVJwC)

I prefer almonds and pecans myself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (l3cgK)

213 Slotkin got divorced to spend more time with her Ballpark Franks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (f8snw)

214 Lulu is just a common despot. They are always socialist or muslim, funnily enough.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)

215 This sounds an awful lot like what that slag Elissa Slotkin was suggesting the Democrats and Socialists do to Trump and his staff/supporters.

Don't it?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (RORbl)

Ding!

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (kU0PQ)

216 This story is worth an ace post! The cruise line totally fucked these people. Literally said "get the fuck off the boat" and dumped them in a shithole in Cambodia. No arrangements or payments to get home. Just threw them overboard! No refunds. Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
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Trump made them leave the country!

Definitely Trump's fault.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

217 He made fun of Flavio in a public appearance, calling him a coward because Lula has lost presidential elections and never run away before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:59 PM (pfZGz)

He's a lot like Obama that way.

Talk shit about the opponent(s) and then forget you said it in the next speech where you're talking about civility and unity.

Lula is what Obama would have turned into had he been allowed to be president for twelve years, now going on sixteen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

218 This story is worth an ace post! The cruise line totally fucked these people. Literally said "get the fuck off the boat" and dumped them in a shithole in Cambodia. No arrangements or payments to get home. Just threw them overboard! No refunds. Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

A fool and his money are soon parted. You really think the line is gonna pay for your room and board for 4 years?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

219 Does this mean coffee prices will go up?

You want to lose the mid-terms? This is how you lose the mid-terms by slapping massive tariffs on the largest source of covfefe beans used by the major brew houses.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (U4c/V)

220 I prefer almonds and pecans myself.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (l3cgK)
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Pecan Pie.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)

221 213 Slotkin got divorced to spend more time with her Ballpark Franks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (f8snw)

Something fishy about those hot dogs...

Posted by: Zombie Gilbert Gottfried at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (l3cgK)

222 Depending on your age, interests, and situation, I wouldn't skip Brazil for tourism. It's got a lot to offer, and a tremendous cultural vibe and energy that is the envy (literally) of places like Argentina.

Crime? Haven't kept up, but probably not a big issue in the places I spent most of my time - not Rio or SP. Most Americans have never heard of the best places down there. Again, depending on age/interests/situation, I am confident still a lot of potential. I rarely go to popular places or otherwise travel like a tourist, and for that Brazil is spectacular.

I went there many moons ago and stayed for over 6 months, traveling all over the enormous country. One of the best things I've ever done.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (U/Byj)

223 Just realized I've been an italican this entire time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

224 Bolsonara's going to run, what? a resistance movement from the US? I get providing a safe haven for him and his family as they legitimately feared for their lives.

Where's this "resistance" going to come from?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (RORbl)

Brazil.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)

225 220 I prefer almonds and pecans myself.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (l3cgK)
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Pecan Pie.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)

Ever had Jack Daniels Pecan Pie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:05 PM (l3cgK)

226 This sounds an awful lot like what that slag Elissa Slotkin was suggesting the Democrats and Socialists do to Trump and his staff/supporters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (RORbl)
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And this is the part that flips you: one of the main things she's talking about is the FUCKING BALLROOM!!

Man, these guys are in full leather-strap-chomping Loony Bin deranged over the ballroom.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:05 PM (Fi81e)

227 One of the first world leaders to congratulate Lula....Mark Carney (Canada). Who, by the way, was informed today that Canada becoming an "Associate Member of the EU" was not going to be on the agenda.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 04:06 PM (dIske)

228 Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

Well, there you've identified the issue, all in one word....

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 04:06 PM (kU0PQ)

229 I went there many moons ago and stayed for over 6 months, traveling all over the enormous country. One of the best things I've ever done.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (U/Byj)

Nothing says 'fun' like state socialism.

I enjoyed Paris when only the suburbs were burning. That was a long time ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

230 226 This sounds an awful lot like what that slag Elissa Slotkin was suggesting the Democrats and Socialists do to Trump and his staff/supporters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (RORbl)
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And this is the part that flips you: one of the main things she's talking about is the FUCKING BALLROOM!!

Man, these guys are in full leather-strap-chomping Loony Bin deranged over the ballroom.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:05 PM (Fi81e)

It’s the Balls involved.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

231 You want to lose the mid-terms? This is how you lose the mid-terms by slapping massive tariffs on the largest source of covfefe beans used by the major brew houses.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (U4c/V)
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Most of Brazil's coffee harvest goes to the domestic market.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)

232 I’m gonna vote for Democrats because that will make things better and more affordable.

* lights self on fire in ~30 days*

Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 04:07 PM (h/6op)

233 Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

And comical!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:07 PM (ndZc7)

234 A fool and his money are soon parted. You really think the line is gonna pay for your room and board for 4 years?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy

It was a retirement plan, the endless cruise. Rather than paying a mortgage, etc etc, you just cruise your live long days away. In theory. A lot of money was given, as I understand it. I didn’t remember it as a get away from Trump thing, but if that was the reason, how hysterical it is that the Trump admin will have to be the ones to save their sorry patoots.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

235 That BS will be held up as a model for our country & the present administration. And their families.

And then their supporters.

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Unfortunately, I also doubt Bolsonara will be able to pull it off any better than the exiled son of the last Shah of Iran has... but I know nothing.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 04:07 PM (NFX2v)

236 One of the first world leaders to congratulate Lula....Mark Carney (Canada). Who, by the way, was informed today that Canada becoming an "Associate Member of the EU" was not going to be on the agenda.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 04:06 PM (dIske)

Gotta love the EU. They can't even wait to steal all the Canadian lumber before betraying them. Like the Scorpion said to the Frog "Its my nature"

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

237 "
Open Source Intel
@Osint613
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5m
Brazil's Flávio Bolsonaro:

I address the Brazilian people and the international community as the true elected president of Brazil.

On Sunday night, I watched in horror as electoral fraud unfolded right before my eyes.

I would like to thank President Trump and the wonderful American people for welcoming me.

What we have here is a politically motivated witch hunt intended to hold me hostage.

It was not my intention to leave my homeland, but I know exactly where this is headed.

I did not flee Brazil. I left for Brazil’s sake. I left a state of exception so that I could be the leader my people deserve.

Faced with the politicization of the justice system in Brazil, I brought my family to the United States.

I will lead the opposition from here.

To the international community, I ask you not to normalize what is happening in Brazil."

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 04:08 PM (AKptf)

238 This story is worth an ace post! The cruise line totally fucked these people. Literally said "get the fuck off the boat" and dumped them in a shithole in Cambodia. No arrangements or payments to get home. Just threw them overboard! No refunds. Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

A fool and his money are soon parted. You really think the line is gonna pay for your room and board for 4 years?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)
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Imagine spending 4 years on a boat with a mangly gaggle of TDS-suffering crusty old geriatrics, smelly antifa creeps, fat homosexuals, and blue-haired lesbians. [Shudders]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

239 Ever had Jack Daniels Pecan Pie?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:05 PM (l3cgK)
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Did you mention the JD pie earlier this week? It sounded pretty good.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:08 PM (rj6Yv)

240 Marco Rubio Quaterbacks Operation to Evacuate Him from the Shithole Country

THE MEMES MUST FLOW!

Posted by: pookysgirl brain-dumped most of Dune at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (Wt5PA)

241 I’m gonna vote for Democrats because that will make things better and more affordable.

* lights self on fire in ~30 days*

Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 04:07 PM (h/6op)
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Says "affordable" right in the slogan!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (Fi81e)

242 Imagine spending 4 years on a boat with a mangly gaggle of TDS-suffering crusty old geriatrics, smelly antifa creeps, fat homosexuals, and blue-haired lesbians. [Shudders]
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

Well, you'd be one yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

243 Lula gets more support from the north of Brazil, where the population is full of descendants of slaves.

The right in Brazil is in the south, especially the far south, where all the Germans and Italians immigrated to.

The largest cities, Sao Paulo and Rio, are both leftist, but are surrounded by more conservative regions.

If they had a civil war it would be centered on the cities and the northeast.


Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)

244 Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:04 PM (U/Byj)

My grandparents were world travelers. The only place they were ever robbed? Brazil. And that would be 50 year ago.

It is not safer today.

Brazil is a little too exciting for me. Pass.

Posted by: Ann at October 28, 2026 04:10 PM (SHHm+)

245 "Most of Brazil's coffee harvest goes to the domestic market." And most of the export portion goes to Europe/Middle East, I think. Used to.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:10 PM (U/Byj)

246 Marco Rubio Quaterbacks Operation to Evacuate Him from the Shithole Country

THE MEMES MUST FLOW!
Posted by: pookysgirl brain-dumped most of Dune at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (Wt5PA)

Rubio in the chair with a Brazil soccer uni and shorts.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)

247 This story is worth an ace post! The cruise line totally fucked these people. Literally said "get the fuck off the boat" and dumped them in a shithole in Cambodia. No arrangements or payments to get home. Just threw them overboard! No refunds. Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That's funny.

Posted by: Vermeer VP - World Wide Chipper Sales at October 28, 2026 04:10 PM (8B4gm)

248 243 Lula gets more support from the north of Brazil, where the population is full of descendants of slaves.

The right in Brazil is in the south, especially the far south, where all the Germans and Italians immigrated to.

The largest cities, Sao Paulo and Rio, are both leftist, but are surrounded by more conservative regions.

If they had a civil war it would be centered on the cities and the northeast.


Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)

Pretty much like here then.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (Gqar8)

249 Some bourbons are good in Pecan pie, but Jack Daniel’s isn’t a bourbon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (RX4Vl)

250
Some of these retards sold their homes and paid 100s of thousands of dollars for the cruise. So sad.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Y'know, it could look like an okay deal -- $160,000 for four years of free food and lodging. You could rent out your home in California, jump on a boat, and come out even or a bit ahead.

Unfortunately however... the company was asshoe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)

251 J6 was staged to be a huge lesson to all of us.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ) t

This chick knowledges

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (gtzLh)

252 Germany is the largest consumer of Brazilian coffee. I wish them luck. The US now gets most coffee from Columbia and that’s because we were already shifting away from Brazil. Nobody cares.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (h/6op)

253 Well Ann as I said, depends on personal druthers etc. I imagine you should stick to conventional and more well groomed destinations.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (U/Byj)

254 Just to update, in the CA case:
- CA has admitted they don't check citizenship
- CA has admitted they do not have any way to check citizenship
- Article II is clear that Congress can pass laws regulating who can vote
- Congress has passed a law that only citizens can vote
- Congress has passed a law that it is crime to knowingly allow someone to illegally vote

So that is why the cartel judge is going to rule:
1) there is no standing for the DOJ to determine who votes in federal elections in CA,
2) it is not a crime to illegally vote in CA if you don't know that it was a crime, and
3) if CA elections officials knowingly let illegally registered voters vote, it is not a crime because they had no way to know they were illegally registered to vote.
Plus, as I mentioned, he'll discard all the evidence and then find there was no evidence of vote fraud or people not eligible to vote, voting.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (3cUTc)

255 > Yanomami myth

A vagina lined with pirhanas. Yow!

In other vagina-related mythology, this time from Alaska.

In the beginning, Raven was the only creature who had fire, and he guarded it jealously.

One winter was extremely harsh, and the humans started freezing to death. A woman volunteered to attempt to steal some fire from Raven, as otherwise she would die anyway.

She made up a basket full of Raven's favorite foods and went to his house and sat outside. "Oh, here I am with this delicious food, but I will certainly freeze to death before I can prepare it."

Raven heard this and invited the woman in to warm up, on the condition that she share her food.

After dinner, Raven went to sleep. The woman quietly picked up a burning coal and put in her vagina (yeah, I know, ouch!), then quickly left. She came home and kindled a fire and the people were saved.

When Raven found out, he was angry, and yet, being a trickster himself, he admired the woman.

"Your punishment will be this: From now on your vagina will itch and you will long for a man to make it stop itching. When you find a man who can make it stop itching, you will wish for a different man to make it itch again."


Posted by: Lulaa at October 28, 2026 04:13 PM (qlLNh)

256 The largest cities, Sao Paulo and Rio, are both leftist, but are surrounded by more conservative regions.

If they had a civil war it would be centered on the cities and the northeast.


Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)
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Urban centers hardest hit. Brazil also has an extensive firearms and military weapons industry. If it came down to a shooting war, I wouldn't like the Communists' chances.

Not to mention that Brazil is surrounded by countries that are not particularly friendly.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:13 PM (rj6Yv)

257 >> Ever had Jack Daniels Pecan Pie?

BURN THE WITCH.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 28, 2026 04:13 PM (h/6op)

258 A fool and his money are soon parted. You really think the line is gonna pay for your room and board for 4 years?
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy

It was a retirement plan, the endless cruise. Rather than paying a mortgage, etc etc, you just cruise your live long days away. In theory. A lot of money was given, as I understand it. I didn’t remember it as a get away from Trump thing, but if that was the reason, how hysterical it is that the Trump admin will have to be the ones to save their sorry patoots.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
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These kinds of cruises have become popular, but it's very risky because the trips are usually undercapitalized and under-maintained by somewhat shady cruise outfits. There have been a few that have just shut down in the middle of the cruise because the money ran out or the boat took a shit and they didn't have $$ to repair it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

259 I taught 2 weight training classes this morning, my afternoon instructor has Covid so now I have to go teach 2 cardio classes. I hope I survive.

Wondering if I drink a Celsius now, will I be awake all night…decisions decisions.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

260 253 Well Ann as I said, depends on personal druthers etc. I imagine you should stick to conventional and more well groomed destinations.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (U/Byj)

I hear Myanmar and Papua are exotic.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:14 PM (Gqar8)

261 nood

Posted by: nckate at October 28, 2026 04:14 PM (enNUy)

262 There's a fun trend I've been seeing on Twitter where people are putting their new smart TVs on debug mode, pointing an AI agent at the TV, checking out all of the spyware on it, then doing a bunch of cleanup.

The TVs are watching to see if you're paying attention to the screen. The TVs are watching the screen to detect food, text, sports, which video game you're playing, etc. The microphone is on, listening for certain phrases. They're even counting times they hear a baby crying or pets making noise (barking, meowing, etc). Some will even look for Bluetooth devices that have a microphone if they don't have access to a live mic and try to gain microphone access that way.

Lots of people are reporting their TVs go from sluggish to snappy when you remove the spyware and bloatware.

Some of the models will refuse to "hack" devices you own. But there are a lot of AI models.

If you're not a tech person, I'd suggest not plugging these devices into the network. If you ARE a tech person, try it out. Point a grokbot to your device and see what you can see.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:14 PM (mkw2N)

263 Most of Brazil's coffee harvest goes to the domestic market.

Brazil, which produces one-third of world output, is the largest source of covfefe beans for Starbucks, Nestlé, Lavazza and other major brands.

I do my part and don't consume that dreck (while sipping a nice afternoon Americano brewed with SO Yemen)

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (xE0sV)

264 To the international community, I ask you not to normalize what is happening in Brazil."
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Whatever, Flavio.

Posted by: Mark Carney at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (yFLFB)

265
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)

Pretty much like here then.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (Gqar

Yup, except the weather is reversed and it's warm in the north and cold in the south.

Other than that, a lot like our situation in a lot of ways.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)

266 Marco Rubio Quaterbacks Operation to Evacuate Him from the Shithole Country

THE MEMES MUST FLOW!
Posted by: pookysgirl brain-dumped most of Dune

Quarterback sneak or Statue of Liberty play?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (ndZc7)

267 Come to think of it I also said Trump was the ONLY candidate with the balls to release the J6 on his first day and he knew becoming president was the only way to get it done.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (gtzLh)

268 Making the rounds on X is a video of a black dude getting more and more angry at a bunch of cops standing calmy around him.

"Please step away from the knife."

He grabs the knife off the ground and lunges at the cop about 7 feet away, and damned near gets him, before the cop ever gets his gun out.

Other cops had theirs out and ... he dead.

You should watch it. Lots of lessons.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:16 PM (3cUTc)

269 If 17% of commenters currently break the No Math Rule, but that number decreases logarithmicallly as we approach the tangent of the cataleptic synoptote, at what exact date (on the Kelvin Scale) will we finally reach No Math stasis?

now my brain hurts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (TMNW7)

270 Well Ann as I said, depends on personal druthers etc. I imagine you should stick to conventional and more well groomed destinations.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (U/Byj)

I am glad you enjoyed yourself.

Not sure how well groomed where we went was - well, except Buenos Aires which is basically a cross between the United States and Europe - I'd rather just go to Italy.

Patagonia was fantastic, the bottom of the world was
phenomenal, loved Chile, Peru was butt-ugly but interesting, and Ecuador was better than expected.

Posted by: Ann at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (SHHm+)

271
Some of the models will refuse to "hack" devices you own. But there are a lot of AI models.

If you're not a tech person, I'd suggest not plugging these devices into the network. If you ARE a tech person, try it out. Point a grokbot to your device and see what you can see.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:14 PM (mkw2N)


There was a guy who posted about it on X.
He got into his Samsung TV, and found what you describe, plus a program that would check if the TV had the mic working, if it had no mic it would do a search for nearby Bluetooth devices, like a soundbar or an Alexa, and try to hook up to use its microphone.

They are devising ways to get around, and block, this spyware in the TVs but to do it now you need AI to do it for you, basically.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)

272
Brazil always has been and continues to be the economy of the future.

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take their fertilizer away and see what happens
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 03:26 PM (AKptf)



They'll just burn down the rain forest to clear new land. The ashes leach down into the upper layers of acidic soil for a couple of years, so you end up with maybe 2 years of decent crop yields at most. Then it turns into a desert, and you move on to burn down another several thousand acres of rain forest. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (y9nCu)

273 124. J6 was staged to be a huge lesson to all of us.
Posted by: Piper

An increasingly larger and more forcefully staged lesson to those slow to heed.

See Charlottesville for but one prior.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (NFX2v)

274 Thank God for the 2nd Amendment and those willing to do what will be necessary to save our country.

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (j3Fsw)

275 He grabs the knife off the ground and lunges at the cop about 7 feet away, and damned near gets him, before the cop ever gets his gun out.

They literally show cops training videos about knives. The fun experiment is to give people water-soluble markers and white clothing. tell them to use the markers as knives with a judge to tell if someone has won.

See how many marks you have on you at the end. Now, granted, you and I are not experts in knife combat, but its very very enlightening. Knives are scary and deadly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (TMNW7)

276 They are devising ways to get around, and block, this spyware in the TVs but to do it now you need AI to do it for you, basically.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)

Or you could just shitcan your TV. Every day without TV you gain 2 IQ points.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (Asc1p)

277 I was in southern Brasil. Igauzu and Curitiba. Great places. Rio sucked and you need your head on a swivel. Copacabana beach is NOT like the movies.

Posted by: free tibet at October 28, 2026 04:36 PM (h6yWA)

278
Don't know if it's been covered, but it looks like the E.U. turned down Carney as a date for Homecoming, won't offer "associate membership" and doesn't want to see him anymore.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 05:43 PM (Y8DZL)

The Economist Publishes Chart Showing That Immigrants, Especially From Afganistan, the Middle East, and North Africa, Commit a Grossly Disproportionate Amount of Sex Crimes in England, Wales, and Denmark (But Then They Try to Hide the Ball)

Here's the thing, though: Because the discrepancies were so enormous, they attempted to hide just how grossly disproprtionate the rates of sex offense are.

They put the numbers on a logarithmic scale --which deliberately squashes numbers together to disguise just how great the differences are -- to hide the full extent of the disparity.

But people normalized the scale into a simple and clear linear graph.

Here's the graph the pro-open-borders Economist published. Note the scale at top shows rates of sex offense jumping from 1, to 2, to 5, to 10.

That's to hide the outlier here.



Here's what the scale looks like when the numbers go, as numbers usually do, from 1, to 2, to 3, to 4, etc.

normalizedscale.jpg

By the way: The Economist originally posted this graph with a normal linear scale, but then deleted it and replaced it with the deliberately-misleading logarithmic scale when lefties and open borders advocates (but I repeat myself) complained that the graph was accurate and therefore racist.

Here was the first graph they published:



Jonatan Pallesen
@jonatanpallesen

This figure from the Economist looks bad, but reality is in fact even worse.

Sexual offences is a broad category. And as a rule, the more severe the crime, the higher the over-representation of perpetrators from the Middle East and Africa.

We can see this in the data from Denmark, which has the best quality crime data in the world. Here we can break down both by ancestry and by severity of offence.

The figure shows that in Denmark people from Middle East and Africa are vastly more over-represented for rape than for sexual offences. The same is likely the case for England as well, so if they had the data available to draw the red rape circle, it would be much further to the right.



The Economist, which has always been open borders but also became ultra-woke over the past 15 years, says that the evidence is complicated and we can't draw any firm conclusions from it.

Because evidence-based conclusion are racist.

Do immigrants from some countries commit more sex crimes?

A hard look at Britain’s data suggests so. But it is hardly an epidemic

Tren de Aragua only took over a few apartment buildings in Colorado.

The article is paywalled and conspicuously absent from Archive.is, but here are some quotes found on a Reddit thread about the article:


This suggested Afghans are convicted of sex crimes at seven times the British rate--a far cry from Mr Timothy's "over 20 times", but disturbing nevertheless (see chart)."

"here age-standardised analysis exists for those countries, the over-representation shrinks, as in Britain, but it does not vanish.


"And the numbers need to be kept in perspective. In 2010-12 Afghan nationals were convicted of 92 sex crimes; in 2022-24 the total was 102. Ten additional sex crimes, after the Afghan population has roughly tripled, is not an epidemic."

Ten additional rapes = no big deal.

But we should also hang the Cornell 7, who are guilty of zero rapes.

The Economist attempts to make the numbers look better by weighting for age. Now, it is true that men aged between 17 and, say, 35 commit the great majority of crimes, and most of the immigrants coming over from these shithole countries fall into that age range.

An invasion of "military aged men," as they say.

But this does not help their case, because they're advocating for a continuing flow of men from these countries at the exact ages most likely to rape or commit violent crimes. The anti-immigration or immigration-slowdown crowd makes the case that we cannot absorb so many military-aged men -- or, perhaps we should say, rapist- aged men -- in so short of time.

And also: This kind of numbers-massaging doesn't make the great disproportion in sex offenses go away. It just reduces it from "terrifying" to "highly alarming."

The Economist says we can and should and that the additional rapes and sex attacks are just the cost of boosting our GDP (by importing huge numbers of nonworking males with no skills who will be on the dole their entire lives).

My citation for that? Why, another graph prepared by the gonzo open borders woke magazine The Economist, showing that immigrants from the "MENAPT" countries -- Middle East, North Africa, Pakistan, Turkey -- contribute the least to the Danish economy by far.

Note the second lowest line represents other immigrants -- also a small contribution.

Also note that this is based on age, so all groups drop to very low levels of economic contribution as they go past retirement age, as of course they would.

But look at the very low levels of economic contribution for immigrants in what are, in the West, considered the "productive years" of a man's life:

denamrkcontributionsfrommenapt.jpg

Even during their peak "earning" years, immigrants from MENAPT nations are still a net drain on the economy and it gets worse after that.

Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?


The Economist, in another article, says that riots in Europe have nothing to do with culture:

The Economist
@TheEconomist

Oct 24

Donald Trump's diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe's liberals are not about race or religion--and are much harder to fix


Rule of Law ⚖️
@MovetheWorld9

Oct 26

The Economist and The FT have been left-wing publications for 20 years. They are not pro-capitalist publications at all. That ship sailed decades ago. They are left-wing on every other issue not just on immigration.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM




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1 MORE POWER TO FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:11 PM (ccf/V)

3 w4vgw45yvw45v

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:11 PM (mmrXZ)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 28, 2026 02:12 PM (hG5L0)

5 early

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2026 02:12 PM (CWTWj)

6 Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?

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1. Import people who leach off of welfare.
2. ?
3. Social safety nets are made whole again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:12 PM (pfZGz)

7 The Economist and The New York Times both doing journalism.

Who has the location of the dead bodies?

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Sco7b)

8
3 w4vgw45yvw45v
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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I was 1st on a logarithmic scale. Pixy normalized it and made me 3rd.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:13 PM (mmrXZ)

9 The Economist, which has always been open borders but also became ultra-woke over the past 15 years, says without evidence that the evidence is complicated and we can't draw any firm conclusions from it.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 02:13 PM (Riz8t)

10 File this under no shit, Sherlock.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 28, 2026 02:13 PM (2UnvF)

11 looks pretty bad either way

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (CWTWj)

12 I'd show you my Shocked Face...


but, is out at the Dry Cleaners.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Qugny)

13 I'd be amused to discover what fraction of the "journalists" at NYT and The Economist can even define a logarithm.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Riz8t)

14 But they are STILL MEN!!

Posted by: Karen Awful at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

15 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)

16
Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?

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I've been beating this Melat Kiros drum, so hold your ears, but --

She's the next Ilhan. She literally said we need to bring those people here to teach us a lesson in tolerance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (mmrXZ)

17 I'd be amused to discover what fraction of the "journalists" at NYT and The Economist can even define a logarithm.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Riz8t)



Beating two sticks against a fallen tree in a musical pattern.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (ccf/V)

18 14 But they are STILL MEN!!

Posted by: Karen Awful at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Fi81e)

========

Manly men.

In tights.

TIGHT tights!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (pfZGz)

19 I saw No Shit Sherlock open for Sixpence None the Wiser in 1993.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (1wjle)

20 What did I tell you!

Posted by: Arthur James Balfour (1892) at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (wVcYX)

21 If you want to have the desired affect...

show the chart for Poland.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (Qugny)

22 False.

Cato has 27 studies that prove illegals never commit crimes and pay 98% of all federal individual and corporate taxes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (3cUTc)

23 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (bFu5X)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (ccf/V)

24 Here, I have to get back to work. This is from FoxNews on a New York Times report.

Operatives aligned with Democratic Senate nominee Mary Peltola spent months recruiting candidates in an effort to dilute support for Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan on Alaska’s crowded ballot, according to The New York Times.

The effort, internally dubbed the “ballot composition project,” included an early directive to a Peltola staffer in the summer of 2025: find as many people named Dan Sullivan as possible in the state.

The goal, the report says, was to land another Dan Sullivan on the ballot to create confusion and siphon votes from the incumbent.

The White House communications department weighed in with a firm rebuke of the reporting that has come out after nearly 60,000 early votes have been cast in that election thus far, according to The Associated Press

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Sco7b)

25 >>Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?


Try this Curry.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at October 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Qugny)

26 Graph Headline: It's Complicated.

The fuck it is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 02:16 PM (8B4gm)

27 Graphs showing conviction rates.

Which we know are disproportionately less than the actual commission of sexual offences by orders of magnitude.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 02:16 PM (w9Wax)

28 22 False.

Cato has 27 studies that prove illegals never commit crimes and pay 98% of all federal individual and corporate taxes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (3cUTc)

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On average, illegals commit fewer crimes, to the dead people by illegals should be happy because they would have been killed by Americans anyway, but they died for a good cause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:16 PM (DZ6nv)

29 The Economist may be the best example of the decline, verging on collapse, of civic culture, knowledge, and thinking in the Anglosphere west.

Forty years ago it was excellent. A one-stop quick look at the world, mostly by knowledgeable actual journalists, well written, crisp.

Now it's the high school level garbage that makes up almost all of the "press" and public square. No reason to think the audience, such as it is, isn't as degraded, and didn't in fact drive the decline.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 02:17 PM (U/Byj)

30 They put the numbers on a logarithmic scale --which deliberately squashes numbers together to disguise just how great the differences are
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aka the Trickter Scale

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 02:17 PM (gtzLh)

31 thanks, stateless.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 02:17 PM (1wjle)

32 Posted by: Piers Morgan at October 28, 2026 02:16 PM (Qugny)



He DID go at a 'non-binary they/them' asking what the heck 'non-binary' means and how can that lead to a plural pronoun such as they/them.

The broken broad couldn't answer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:17 PM (ccf/V)

33 Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?
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Because a collision of atheist "bright ideas" still are scuttling our change at reproducing our population.

They've been spinning the plates of politician promises covered by new revenue for a long time, and that would come to a crashing halt when all these anti-reproduction "bright ideas" are combined with a cessation of immigration.

They've sold the welfare state, now they need more people to pay in so their promises don't fail on their watch.

They will use other words, but it illustrates the same system.

Posted by: Karen Awful at October 28, 2026 02:18 PM (Fi81e)

34 Since it's complicated I propose we run a controlled experiment: Expel everyone from muslim countries and see if violent crime diminishes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 02:18 PM (hF7Dm)

35 WSJ=Economist=Information faggotry.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 28, 2026 02:18 PM (rJ48h)

36 Why, it's almost like calling these cultures "predatory" is accurate or something.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 02:18 PM (jb8Ss)

37 Reality is a harsh mistress.

But every woman north of the Mediterranean knows the reality -- being alone, or isolated, with a man from "MENAPT" means you are very likely to get raped.

Even leftist/liberal woman know this.

And this fact utterly destroys their entire worldview -- openness, cultural relativism, "anti-racism," white-shame, The Noble Savage, "equality" -- all proven false or counter-productive or disastrous.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 02:18 PM (HD2n/)

38 Another important point: that graph is based on criminal convictions from 2020-22. Thus, latest data is at least 4 years old.

Anyone here think African and Muslim invaders got less rapey in the last 4 years?

And why only England and Wales. What about Scotland?

I have to say, the graph looked like it underrepresented the African/Muslim sex crimes as compared to the rest of the population.

Now I think I know why. It's been 4 years of these animals getting away with all sorts of crimes, from rapes to murders to thefts, and I'm sure it emboldened them.

Plus, there are a lot more of these mongrels in the UK now.

So I would add 25% at least to their lines on the graph.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

39 31 thanks, stateless.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2026 02:17 PM (1wjle)

Thank you....
Everyone have a great day.
Later.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 02:19 PM (Sco7b)

40 Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?
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Why would you think the goal is to gain economically?

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 02:19 PM (gtzLh)

41
And what do you want to bet this is one situation where sex crimes are under-reported? A lot of the assaults are probably against women of the same culture, who are silenced and barely allowed out of the house.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:19 PM (mmrXZ)

42 Really, men from barbarian cultures with no regard for women treat native women poorly when they migrate? Crazy stuff here.

Loons like The Economist want you to believe universities are chock full of rape gangs but that men from cultures steeped in misogyny are just misunderstood.

Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 02:19 PM (NGJZx)

43 They need a Dignity Act!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Cqx++)

44 An invasion of "military aged men," as they say.

They are non-uniformed military-aged men.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 02:20 PM (jb8Ss)

45 43 Really, men from barbarian cultures with no regard for women treat native women poorly when they migrate? Crazy stuff here.

Loons like The Economist want you to believe universities are chock full of rape gangs but that men from cultures steeped in misogyny are just misunderstood.

Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 02:19 PM (NGJZx)

========

"Rando poor Bangaldeshis are infused with the ideals of the Englightment, Locke, and Jeffersonian democracy from birth, unlike rural whites who are dirty Christians. Also, the Enlightenment, Locke, and Jeffersonian democracy are racist and must be torn down to dust."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:21 PM (pfZGz)

46 In the hallway of The Economist there is a small red box with a glass front, saying "Fire Alarm -- Break Glass in Case ofEmergency"; next to it is a small green box with a glass front, saying "Logarithmic Scale -- Break Glass in Case of Inconvenient Statistics."

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 02:21 PM (HD2n/)

47 They need a Dignity Act!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Cqx++)
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Words and slogans to the rescue!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:21 PM (Fi81e)

48 44 They need a Dignity Act!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 02:20 PM (Cqx++)

More like Dignity Canal ...

#amirite

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 28, 2026 02:22 PM (oCio0)

49 1. Import people who do jobs Americans won't do [but really leach off of welfare]
2. ?
3. Social safety nets are made whole again.
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"I don't see the flaw."

/s/ Liberal Boomers, because AARP sent a flyer that this is how we save Social Security

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:22 PM (3cUTc)

50 the most bizarre feature of the economist's analysis -- especially in light of the fact that it is a british journal -- is that, while afghanistan is broken out as a particular country of origin, pakistan (the origin of the majority of the perpetrators of the "grooming gangs" tragedy) is lumped into "south asia", almost certainly elevating the statistic from that region while (conveniently ?) obfuscating what is likely to be a pakistani overrepresentation.

afghanistan -- another particularly problematic country of origin -- was noted specifically, and the study was published despite its lack of coordination with the pertinent leftist narrative, so i don't mean to suggest the economist has fully hidden the ball here, but it's a peculair omission nonetheless to exclude pakistan.

Posted by: pH at October 28, 2026 02:23 PM (EDAG5)

51 50
"I don't see the flaw."

/s/ Liberal Boomers, because AARP sent a flyer that this is how we save Social Security

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:22 PM (3cUTc)

=

"I paid into an account that underperformed the S&P by 99% since I first started paying in, and I demand every penny!"
-not an account

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:23 PM (pfZGz)

52 Notice the word "convicted". That pulls a lot of weight for the collaborators. Islamists don't get "convicted" if they are never prosecuted in the first place. The fact that even convictions are this high for the favored groups tells you that the true numbers are likely apocalyptic.

Posted by: DPICM at October 28, 2026 02:24 PM (zweKz)

53 I think it was Denmark or the Netherlands where the "national origin" of rapists was, well, um, rather glaring. Meaning very few native citizens.

A court (not sure which level) squelched the fight against the ridiculous "Dan Sullivan" ballot confusion operation up in AK.

This, plus "ranked choice voting" (how TF is that remotely constitutional?). AK is a weird state of course, but it's sad they now probably exceed Berkeley, Santa Monica, Ann Arbor, and Boston in their descent into un-American low IQ undergraduate shenanigans as public policy.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 02:24 PM (U/Byj)

54 Notice the word "convicted". That pulls a lot of weight for the collaborators. Islamists don't get "convicted" if they are never prosecuted in the first place. The fact that even convictions are this high for the favored groups tells you that the true numbers are likely apocalyptic.

Posted by: DPICM at October 28, 2026 02:24 PM (zweKz)
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"34 felonies"!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:25 PM (Fi81e)

55 And it's even worse of course because they are using the UK as a benchmark which you may know is famous for it's muslim rape gangs. Secondly, it's only on convictions, nor reports.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 02:25 PM (n5tGW)

56 53 Notice the word "convicted". That pulls a lot of weight for the collaborators. Islamists don't get "convicted" if they are never prosecuted in the first place. The fact that even convictions are this high for the favored groups tells you that the true numbers are likely apocalyptic.

Posted by: DPICM at October 28, 2026 02:24 PM (zweKz)

=========

"Everyone in poor neighborhoods always call the police to report every crime."
-Karen McAWFL who calls the cops on the 9 year old kid playing in his own yard by himself with his moth visible in the window watching him

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:25 PM (pfZGz)

57 The online version of the Economist is even worse. They've got a fetish for micro-analyzing dating and sexual relations. You won't be surprised that almost all these articles have an anti-male, pro-woke bent.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

58 We are seeing right now the final push of the entrenched global elite and their attempt to wrest back control of narrative and $$.

Voters so far seem to be having none of it, and they are panicking. From Davos to the color revolution stuff coming from Data Rep indicates they realize they are in grave danger of losing everything. These midterms are the warmup. They are not going to settle much in the US, we will remain pretty much similarly divided afterwards. But this is to set the stage for 2028, where they could receive a death blow. Going to be continually ugly here for the next 2 years. Especially if you live in a blue state.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 28, 2026 02:25 PM (7/DDO)

59 >>Anyone here think African and Muslim invaders got less rapey in the last 4 years?


Raping is hard work.

After 3-4 years you are bound to need a rest.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 02:26 PM (Qugny)

60 >>>I saw No Shit Sherlock open for Sixpence None the Wiser in 1993.

The venue. You forgot to state the venue.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at October 28, 2026 02:26 PM (J4Dwc)

61 53 Notice the word "convicted". That pulls a lot of weight for the collaborators. Islamists don't get "convicted" if they are never prosecuted in the first place. The fact that even convictions are this high for the favored groups tells you that the true numbers are likely apocalyptic.
Posted by: DPICM


Ding ding ding -- we have a winner.

Intra-familial and intra-cultural rape in "MENAPT" is so commonplace as to be essentially beyond calculation -- and is almost never reported to the infidel authorities.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 02:26 PM (HD2n/)

62 > An invasion of "military aged men," as they say.
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We have had this here as well... under *biden. There are purportedly 10's of thousands of Chinese (Asian) men fitting that description here. And there are purportedly upwards of 10K from "middle eastern countries." Iran, the *stans, etc.

All single, military age (20 - 40) and likely still here. Because they're not here for the welfare. Or jobs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 02:26 PM (RORbl)

63 If this were xenophobic, why would you put the Asians as less likely the culprits than Europeans?

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:27 PM (Fi81e)

64 Nothing here that a few songs about the No No Square can't fix.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 02:27 PM (88C+u)

65 IOW, The Economist is a bunch of retards doing retarded things, and their shit is all gay.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:28 PM (5WPt1)

66 The Other Europe @ 1.6%, are swarthy immigrants to Eastern European nations reflected in the chart as 'other Europe'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 02:28 PM (vOxCS)

67 We can't help it we're more manly than the average European.

Posted by: Afghanis at October 28, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

68 Afghanistan is big in sexually assaulting boys.

So a lot of that probably contains that, but Afghanistan seems to be category in itself.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:29 PM (Fi81e)

69 66 Nothing here that a few songs about the No No Square can't fix.
Posted by: 88C+u[/ii]

The No-No Square needs to be greatly expanded to cover the entire region from England to Finland, down to Bulgaria and over to Portugal. A very, very very big No-No Square.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 02:29 PM (HD2n/)

70 Government doesn't feel like explaining anything to taxpayers because they have "to hell with them" attitude towards us. They run the country so sit down and shut up. This is the reason so many people hate the government. They are suppose to be working for us instead of pushing us around.

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 02:29 PM (Dd7BU)

71 68 The Other Europe @ 1.6%, are swarthy immigrants to Eastern European nations reflected in the chart as 'other Europe'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 02:28 PM (vOxCS)

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"The Roma are fucking scum because they steal everything."
-like 90% of all of Europe

"I don't care if Syrians steal and rape. They deserve it."
-the same 90% of Europe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:29 PM (pfZGz)

72

unitalic.

And I proofread that too. Sigh.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 02:29 PM (HD2n/)

73 Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?

The left needs voters to replace the voters who voted against them.

Socialists will gladly print money to cover the cost.

Presto, economic growth on paper.
And if you don’t agree, they’ll put you in jail until you do.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 02:30 PM (6ydKt)

74 Note that this is convictions. How many other crimes were never charged or pursued? Given the epidemics in the major towns that were hidden for decades, we can guess the answer is "a lot"

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 02:31 PM (uhVAy)

75
Intra-familial and intra-cultural rape in "MENAPT" is so commonplace as to be essentially beyond calculation -- and is almost never reported to the infidel authorities.
Posted by: zombie

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See me #42, horde-minder.

The stats we're seeing are fake -- they're too low.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:31 PM (mmrXZ)

76
Was sexing any woman I want wrong?

Posted by: Foreigners whose societies treat women like shit at October 28, 2026 02:32 PM (OkYzo)

77 TheEconomist - "...The problems facing Europe's liberals are not about race or religion--and are much harder to fix..."

Not race or religion; race and religion. So, technically, The Economist, you're right. And you're still wrong.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 28, 2026 02:33 PM (oji8u)

78 During Turd-World-Importation-And-Celebration of Marry-Your-Sibling and Rape-If-Not-Mutilate-All-The-Children Pride Month?

REALLY, ACE???

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2026 02:33 PM (vjlbG)

79 A court (not sure which level) squelched the fight against the ridiculous "Dan Sullivan" ballot confusion operation up in AK.

This, plus "ranked choice voting" (how TF is that remotely constitutional?). AK is a weird state of course, but it's sad they now probably exceed Berkeley, Santa Monica, Ann Arbor, and Boston in their descent into un-American low IQ undergraduate shenanigans as public policy.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 02:24 PM (U/Byj)

RCV got passed because the entire proposal included language that purportedly stopped dark money from the Lower 48 from influencing elections going forward. Of course, that was a lie. I know nobody who voted for RCV, but enough did that it barely passed. If you knew who counted the votes in Anchorage, you would know that count was suspect as well, but as goes Anchorage, so goes AK.

It will be repealed during this election, not to worry. Everyone is sick of the nonsense and the lack of party control over who ends up on the final ballot.

Likewise, nobody is going to vote for the fake Dan Sullivan unless they are totally leftist and retarded. The dude is a drunk from Petersburg, for heaven's sake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:33 PM (5WPt1)

80 Rape statistics are overwhelming proof of the psychopatriarchy!

I am free! I am V!!!!

Posted by: V (formerly Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)

81 Government doesn't feel like explaining anything to taxpayers because they have "to hell with them" attitude towards us. They run the country so sit down and shut up. This is the reason so many people hate the government. They are suppose to be working for us instead of pushing us around.

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 02:29 PM (Dd7BU)
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What do you tell a civilian with two black eyes?

Posted by: Government at October 28, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

82 Two things to point out... the first chart is those CONVICTED of sex crimes... and we have all heard the stories of the two tiered Justice system in the UK... where immigrants rape an underage girl and then she is suddenly labeled a prostitute?

On the second chart, not the little asterisk where it is not just immigrants, BUT THEIR DESCENDENTS in the statistics... which shows me a lack of generational assimilation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:34 PM (mP0Kj)

83 82 It will be repealed during this election, not to worry. Everyone is sick of the nonsense and the lack of party control over who ends up on the final ballot.

Likewise, nobody is going to vote for the fake Dan Sullivan unless they are totally leftist and retarded. The dude is a drunk from Petersburg, for heaven's sake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:33 PM (5WPt1)

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"Gosh, look at all these second choices that say 'Taco Tuesdays.' I guess that means keeping RCV wins!"
-like, way too high of a probability to be just a joke

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:34 PM (pfZGz)

84 83 Rape statistics are overwhelming proof of the psychopatriarchy!

I am free! I am V!!!!

Posted by: V (formerly Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 02:34 PM (0sNs1)

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The main character in the video game Cyberpunk 2077 is named V (both male and female versions).

I wonder if that whacko renamed herself after a computer game character.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:35 PM (pfZGz)

85 "the graph just says convictions!"
-Amy Schumer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:35 PM (pfZGz)

86 The dude is a drunk from Petersburg, for heaven's sake.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:33 PM


Is being drunk a disqualification from public office?

Asking for some friends.

Posted by: Nancy "Smegol" Pelosi (D-CA) at October 28, 2026 02:36 PM (0sNs1)

87 Homeboy Dane, net contribution to public finances, doesn't look that peachy either.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 02:36 PM (vOxCS)

88 Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?

Whoever manufactures the supplies needed to perform a rape kit stands to make a fortune.

Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 02:36 PM (NGJZx)

89
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
@netanyahu
2h
Translated from Hebrew
Likud:
The elections in the State of Israel were stolen by Arab parties that support terrorism and the elimination of the Jewish state through serious criminal offenses of bribery, threats, violence, forgeries, and the use of prohibited software to mobilize voters.

The Likud party is transferring to the police, the Shin Bet, and the Central Elections Committee hundreds of testimonies and pieces of evidence regarding election theft in many Arab polling stations—thousands of envelopes with cash and Ra'am slips, threats and violence against polling station members, multiple voting behind the curtain, voting with double identities, discrepancies between the number of envelopes and the number of voters, the use of prohibited mobilization software, and more.

We demand from the police and the Shin Bet a thorough investigation into the election theft by the Arab parties and the full prosecution of the criminals.

We demand from the Central Elections Committee an immediate response to investigate these criminal offenses that have severely damaged the integrity of the elections in Israel and the election results.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:36 PM (kX27y)

90 Oldcat: "Note that this is convictions. How many other crimes were never charged or pursued?...

Yep. Any criminal calculus now vastly understates crime. There's that which isn't questioned, that which isn't pursued, and that which is plead down to lesser/fewer charges. Oh, and the charges dissolved by suspect, if not corrupt, judges.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 28, 2026 02:37 PM (oji8u)

91 Is being drunk a disqualification from public office?

Asking for some friends.

Posted by: Nancy "Smegol" Pelosi (D-CA) at October 28, 2026 02:36 PM (0sNs1)
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HA HA HA HA HAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: One of the Friends at October 28, 2026 02:37 PM (Fi81e)

92 Murkowski came out to endorse JKT, who is a leftist fag from Sitka and would be a disaster as Governor. She did so because Trump endorsed Bernadette, who should really win the whole thing. The problem is that Bronson, who claims to be a Republican, is so butt-hurt by being beat by a woman in the primary that he won't drop out of the damned race like he said he would, and he is going to split the vote and ruin Bernadette's chances. Same with Trig Taylor. Neither one of those men are the least bit honest and have egos the size of.... well, bigger than their dicks, certainly.

Alaska politics is entirely local.

I met Bernadette at the State Fair during Mass offered for the volunteers at the Catholic food barn. She's a fire cracker, that one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:37 PM (5WPt1)

93 Can't wait to see the caliphate take over in France and the UK and then watch the ahole Euro leftists try to come here and persuade us how smart they are . The Dems will love it, no one else will

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 02:37 PM (f8snw)

94 84 Government doesn't feel like explaining anything to taxpayers because they have "to hell with them" attitude towards us. They run the country so sit down and shut up. This is the reason so many people hate the government. They are suppose to be working for us instead of pushing us around.

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 02:29 PM (Dd7BU)
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What do you tell a civilian with two black eyes?
Posted by: Government at October 28, 2026 02:34 PM (Fi81e)

Best estimates I've seen... 47% of the total GDP is spent through combined Government spending (State Local and Fed added up).

Now, Government does not produce anything EXCEPT order... it produces no products, no wealth... just enforces rules and regulations.

So when 47% of your total wealth, is either used for control, or given to someone else in your society (which is also a form of control)... of course the normal citizen has no real chance.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:38 PM (mP0Kj)

95 England and Wales, conviction rates or sexual offences by offender's nationality, 2020-22

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A Caliphate, if you can keep it.

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2026 02:38 PM (vjlbG)

96 Interest rates stay the same. No October surprise from the Fed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 02:39 PM (f8snw)

97 Misread the chart; it appears at age 50 or 50 years of contributing, whichever, the average Dane has contributed 200%.
_whatever

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 02:39 PM (vOxCS)

98
the data from Denmark, which has the best quality crime data in the world.

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For real, I wonder why that is. I'm often surprised by who has the best of something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:39 PM (mmrXZ)

99 They add to the diversity, one r@pe at a time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

100 Two blast from the past crime stories.

1) Ted Bundy is being investigated for another Utah murder.

2) The bodies of the In Cold Blood killers have been exhumed in order to investigate their involvement in a similar mass murder in Florida.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 02:39 PM (ndZc7)

101 Those 15 years of epsilon-level contribution by "other non-Western immigrants" makes them totally worth polluting the culture.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (2ap+5)

102 Huh. Looks like letting in the commie Chinese would help your country's crime rate....

Bad data take?

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (kU0PQ)

103 We demand from the Central Elections Committee an immediate response to investigate these criminal offenses that have severely damaged the integrity of the elections in Israel and the election results.
Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:36 PM (kX27y)

Welcome to Jan 6... I hope yours goes better than ours did.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (mP0Kj)

104 When I see ‘V’ I think of V the mini-series about the alien invasion of the lizards wearing human masks or V for Vendetta, which the UK should be watching religiously at this point along with Children of Men.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (6ydKt)

105 103 2) The bodies of the In Cold Blood killers have been exhumed in order to investigate their involvement in a similar mass murder in Florida.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 02:39 PM (ndZc7)

=

"But one of them was so dreamy. He couldn't be that bad."
-Truman Capote

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (pfZGz)

106 Thanks beckster. So Israel (Arab areas) are seeking to emulate Wayne County, MI, Cook County, IL, Fulton County, GA, Maricopa County, AZ, and CA, MA, NY, WA, OR, CO, NJ ......

Technically speaking, should we be flattered?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (U/Byj)

107 As for rapists, AK has one of the highest percentages of rape convictions in the country, but it is all in the villages. Rape and incest are part of the "vibrant Native culture" the Native Corporation ads keep touting. If you leave out the Natives, AK has one of the lowest percentages of rape convictions in the country. Yes, it is cultural, and not a good culture, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (5WPt1)

108 Huh. Looks like letting in the commie Chinese would help your country's crime rate....

Bad data take?
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (kU0PQ)
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The Chinese are self-controlled and patient.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

109 It will be repealed during this election, not to worry. Everyone is sick of the nonsense and the lack of party control over who ends up on the final ballot.

Likewise, nobody is going to vote for the fake Dan Sullivan unless they are totally leftist and retarded. The dude is a drunk from Petersburg, for heaven's sake.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:33 PM


You think RCV is bad? MA has a ballot question that would allow a Governor's primary where the top two vote getters, regardless of party, are on the ballot. So we'll get to choose between a Democrat and a Democrat. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)

110 He DID go at a 'non-binary they/them' asking what the heck 'non-binary' means and how can that lead to a plural pronoun such as they/them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I've always figured it meant that they/them has multiple personalities and is being up front about it.

Which is stunning and brave, of course, to be so open about their/theirs mental illness.

But it's still probably not good manners to greet them with "Hello, [name]. Which personality am I speaking to today?"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (vJrRc)

111 The brits are bought and paid for with muslim oil money. What's a little rape as long as the lights stay on and they can pretend that Great Britain matters in the real world, which it does not. It's a 3rd world shithouse full of layabouts with bad teeth and no hope for the future.

Posted by: Stiff Upper Lip at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (8EQTH)

112 Donald Trump's diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe's liberals are not about race or religion--and are much harder to fix

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We're gonna need MOAR Exorcists ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (vjlbG)

113 112 You think RCV is bad? MA has a ballot question that would allow a Governor's primary where the top two vote getters, regardless of party, are on the ballot. So we'll get to choose between a Democrat and a Democrat. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)

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Jungle primary. Same as CA.

It kills opposition turnout. Though, I'm not sure what more MA Democrats could win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:42 PM (pfZGz)

114 105 Huh. Looks like letting in the commie Chinese would help your country's crime rate....

Bad data take?
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (kU0PQ)

Commie Chinese are VERY used to following the law... just THEIR law.

which in almost all cases except Security and National Interest, coincides with Civilian law here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:42 PM (mP0Kj)

115 have egos the size of.... well, bigger than their dicks, certainly.

I follow Mr. Roosevelt's advice, and, how you say, walk softly.

Posted by: Paolo at October 28, 2026 02:42 PM (0sNs1)

116 They are fit only to be slaves

Posted by: Emperor Tiberius at October 28, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

117 True.

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Meira K
@meirakofficial
·
9h
The biggest takeaway from Israels elections is actually universal - that Islamists like to sit dormant, waiting, and then when the time seems right they sweep in and use the country's democratic system against them. Almost 20 seats projected for the Arab parties, in which the majority of the representatives are not moderate Arab Israels. This problem is coming for all of us.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:43 PM (kX27y)

118
w4vgw45yvw45v
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

___________

*crews rush to bombers*
*ships sortie*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 02:43 PM (eRlcH)

119 You think RCV is bad? MA has a ballot question that would allow a Governor's primary where the top two vote getters, regardless of party, are on the ballot. So we'll get to choose between a Democrat and a Democrat. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)

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"Welcome to the Hotel Califzuela ..."

Posted by: ShainS at October 28, 2026 02:43 PM (vjlbG)

120 The Economist@TheEconomistOct 24

Donald Trump's diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe's liberals are not about race or religion--and are much harder to fix
---- >

That's what all the liberals said about immigration, the economy and law & order when Obutter and O'biden were in orifice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM (vOxCS)

121 "the graph just says convictions!"
-Amy Schumer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:35 PM (pfZGz)



"MENOPAUSE!!!!!"

- - - - - - - Also Amy Schumer

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)

122 Reality is a harsh mistress.

But every woman north of the Mediterranean knows the reality -- being alone, or isolated, with a man from "MENAPT" means you are very likely to get raped.

Even leftist/liberal woman know this.

And this fact utterly destroys their entire worldview -- openness, cultural relativism, "anti-racism," white-shame, The Noble Savage, "equality" -- all proven false or counter-productive or disastrous.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 02:18 PM (HD2n/)

Middle East North Africa... I don't know what the PT stands for.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to expand her acronym knowledge at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM (Wt5PA)

123 Jungle primary. Same as CA.

It kills opposition turnout. Though, I'm not sure what more MA Democrats could win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:42 PM


That's the phrase I was looking for. There are still a couple of Republicans in the legislature. They need to get rid of them, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM (bFu5X)

124 The biggest takeaway from Israels elections is actually universal - that Islamists like to sit dormant, waiting, and then when the time seems right they sweep in and use the country's democratic system against them. Almost 20 seats projected for the Arab parties, in which the majority of the representatives are not moderate Arab Israels. This problem is coming for all of us.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:43 PM (kX27y)
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My name is Mike Rogers, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Mike Rogers for Senate at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM (Fi81e)

125 75 Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?

The government can print money.

Cooperations can not print money.

Flooding your nation with low-wage shitskins to compete against whites drives the cost of labor down for corporations, increases the demand for rental housing for corporations and any increased costs are borne by the state, who can simply print more money.

Or put another way, even if only one sand-n*gger or regular n*gger winds up being competent out of ten that are imported, the corporation doesn't bear the cost of the 9 failures. In fact they profit from it, because the corporation produces the free food, phones, clothing, and housing that the government pays for by printing money.

Having an extra bunch of layabout retards is good for corporations that contract with government.

Hotels can rent you a room for $200 a night for your one week stay in Paris. But they can rent the government the same room for $300 to the government for 3 months to house Dindus

Posted by: Fuck Your Dialectic at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM (qD/UZ)

126 Dangit, I see Ace answered my question. Pakistan and Turkey are the "PT."

Posted by: pookysgirl, facepalming at October 28, 2026 02:45 PM (Wt5PA)

127 Middle East North Africa... I don't know what the PT stands for.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to expand her acronym knowledge at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM


Pakistan and Turkey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:45 PM (bFu5X)

128 You think RCV is bad? MA has a ballot question that would allow a Governor's primary where the top two vote getters, regardless of party, are on the ballot. So we'll get to choose between a Democrat and a Democrat. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)

RCV does exactly that. No control by the parties, just herd voting and shenanigans. In fact, one doesn't even have to be an AK citizen to get on the ballot. And, you can lie about your party affiliation, and nobody does anything about it.

Total horseshit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:45 PM (5WPt1)

129 So we'll get to choose between a Democrat and a Democrat. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)

Copying the California method; Jungle Primary.
Though I believe Louisiana does the same thing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 02:45 PM (6ydKt)

130 Yes, it is cultural, and not a good culture, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:40 PM (5WPt1)

Oh, whites can get in on that action too.
The Jeffs family of LDS decided polygamy was still a binding Commandment so moved to northwest Arizona on the wrong side of the Grand Canyon from any real state enforcement, and also outside Utah's own (new) juris-mah-diction.
What happened was a lot of incest, rape, and young boys bussed over to Utah still holding their woobies.
tl;dr, polygamy is a relic of barbarism, not a "culture", and the source of all this dysfunction.
New York City is headed right back there btw.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 02:45 PM (88C+u)

131 You think RCV is bad? MA has a ballot question that would allow a Governor's primary where the top two vote getters, regardless of party, are on the ballot. So we'll get to choose between a Democrat and a Democrat. They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 02:41 PM (bFu5X)



*waves bigly*

Posted by: California at October 28, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

132 Middle East North Africa... I don't know what the PT stands for.
Posted by: pookysgirl


Pakistan and Turkey.

It's just a ways to say Muslim without saying Muslim.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 02:45 PM (vJrRc)

133 with his moth visible in the window watching him
--
I too, was raised by moths.

That's why the white background of this site is an irresistible draw.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:46 PM (3cUTc)

134 Donald Trump's diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe's liberals are not about race or religion--and are much harder to fix
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Wow "harder to fix" is strange coming from socialists.

You couldn't say that and have reflected how that reflects on the "theory" behind socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:46 PM (Fi81e)

135 Remember Bornheim, Germany. They barred adult male asylum seekers from its public indoor swimming pool. The reasons line up with this report. Sexual nature, and not just with women.

Dresden and several other major German cities (such as Munich and Leipzig) dealt with a wave of similar complaints, local policy adjustments, and safety debates.

Here's a clue. Savages don't much care if you put up posters suggesting it's a bad idea to grope women, children etc.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 02:46 PM (dIske)

136 TJM beat me to it. Jungle primaries are the last nail in the coffin of competitive politix in de facto one-party states. It's pathetic. But we have a populace that's now largely utterly clueless when it comes to any important political or civic questions. Compliant, ignorant (esp. the "well educated" lol), not recognizably American. The totalitarian impulse is as strong in most of today's Americans as it is in North Korea, Chy-nah, or Cuba.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 02:46 PM (U/Byj)

137 You know, even if you're a communist, especially if you're a communist, you shouldn't want these immigrants. If you want everyone to contribute to the cause so that you can share equally (blah, blah, blah), these guys aren't contributing. They don't make sense anywhere.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at October 28, 2026 02:47 PM (gynjj)

138 Having an extra bunch of layabout retards is good for corporations that contract with government.

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Wal-Mart, making millions off the government freebies at October 28, 2026 02:47 PM (8EQTH)

139
Logarithmic? I thought math was strictly not allowed here. I shall register a complaint with the manager.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 02:47 PM (w6EFb)

140 Alaska politics is entirely local.

I met Bernadette at the State Fair during Mass offered for the volunteers at the Catholic food barn. She's a fire cracker, that one.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:37 PM (5WPt1)
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Murky is so treacherous that she ran as an independent, write-in candidate against Joe Miller, the 2010 Republican nominee. And she won, with Mitch McConnell bursting into tears of joy when he heard the results.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 02:47 PM (rj6Yv)

141 When I hear that name Bernadette I think Four Tops.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 02:48 PM (LHPAg)

142 Explain to me how the west gains economically by allowing the free migration of people who offer barely any contribution to the economy at all but are huge consumers of welfare and social services paid for by the economically-contributing natives?
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Why would you think the goal is to gain economically?
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 02:19 PM (gtzLh)

Not the "West" but the incompetent bureaucrats running it are keeping their jobs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 02:48 PM (uhVAy)

143 seven times the British rate--a far cry from Mr Timothy's "over 20 times"

Oh? So how many sex crimes are acceptable, Mr Economist? How many are acceptable to justify bringing in these invaders?

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 02:48 PM (kU0PQ)

144 140 You know, even if you're a communist, especially if you're a communist, you shouldn't want these immigrants. If you want everyone to contribute to the cause so that you can share equally (blah, blah, blah), these guys aren't contributing. They don't make sense anywhere.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at October 28, 2026 02:47 PM (gynjj)

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Modern communists are not the communists of the 20s and 30s.

Communists of yesteryear saw value in work, that everyone would gleefully contribute to the stateless, classless society as faithful workers to the global union of humanity.

Communists of today want someone else to do all the things so they can do art or whatever.

The leadership has the same motives, of course: feudalism with another label.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (pfZGz)

145 Free markets have failed, but socialism is too complex to criticize quickly!

Despite that the macro model is pretty damn much a simplification, and free markets are not an overall plan for society.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

146 Hang on a second, are you suggesting a culture that has zero respect for women, a culture that views women as property, a culture that believes women can’t think real thoughts, would abuse them? Shocking.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

147 Middle East North Africa... I don't know what the PT stands for.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to expand her acronym knowledge at October 28, 2026 02:44 PM (Wt5PA)

Pennsylvania Tim

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (gtzLh)

148 136 with his moth visible in the window watching him
--
I too, was raised by moths.

That's why the white background of this site is an irresistible draw.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:46 PM (3cUTc)

So... if'n you tell us something is going to happen it's a...

Mothman Prophecy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (mP0Kj)

149 148 Free markets have failed, but socialism is too complex to criticize quickly!

Despite that the macro model is pretty damn much a simplification, and free markets are not an overall plan for society.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (Fi81e)

========

"Adam Smith invented capitalism with a cabal of pedophiles named Epstein."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:50 PM (pfZGz)

150 In case you didn't know, the color revolution is going to launch whether or not the Dems win the midterms.

Right now, the left are prepping by claiming it's Trump who will, without evidence, falsely claim the Rs won.

And this must be emphasized:
It's not about stopping Trump--it's about overthrowing the republic and the Constitution.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:50 PM (3cUTc)

151 146 seven times the British rate--a far cry from Mr Timothy's "over 20 times"

Oh? So how many sex crimes are acceptable, Mr Economist? How many are acceptable to justify bringing in these invaders?
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 02:48 PM (kU0PQ)

How many times is it OK for them to Rape YOUR Daughter?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:50 PM (mP0Kj)

152 Hang on a second, are you suggesting a culture that has zero respect for women, a culture that views women as property, a culture that believes women can’t think real thoughts, would abuse them? Shocking.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM


Inshallah.

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at October 28, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

153 149 Hang on a second, are you suggesting a culture that has zero respect for women, a culture that views women as property, a culture that believes women can’t think real thoughts, would abuse them? Shocking.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

We have pets who are treated like kings and queens. They abuse women because they can, and because they have brains smaller than their dicks.

Why in hell do women stay with those assholes?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 02:51 PM (5WPt1)

154 How many times is it OK for them to Rape YOUR Daughter?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:50 PM (mP0Kj)
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"Jesus would say 70 x 7 times." - Phony Christians

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:52 PM (Fi81e)

155
The Economist
@TheEconomist
Oct 24

Donald Trump's diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe's liberals are not about race or religion--and are much harder to fix

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I read before I hit the paywall. I think the writer was winding up to say the protestors are sick of "centrist" politics and they want the left to come through already.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:52 PM (mmrXZ)

156
"Adam Smith invented capitalism with a cabal of pedophiles named Epstein."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:50 PM (pfZGz)




IMPEACH TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: California at October 28, 2026 02:52 PM (ccf/V)

157 146 seven times the British rate--a far cry from Mr Timothy's "over 20 times"

Oh? So how many sex crimes are acceptable, Mr Economist? How many are acceptable to justify bringing in these invaders?
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 02:48 PM (kU0PQ)

How many times is it OK for them to Rape YOUR Daughter?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 02:50 PM (mP0Kj)

The UK's caste system means its perfectly acceptable for poor white girls to get abused or murdered.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 02:52 PM (uhVAy)

158 Murky is so treacherous that she ran as an independent, write-in candidate
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The part I like most about that is, the AK supreme court ruled that any mark that looked even close to even just an "M" was to be counted as a write-in for her.

Even though the law was clear that the full name must be spelled out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 02:53 PM (3cUTc)

159 I remember when the brits called anyone from pakistan "asian" like they were some dapper non-religious chinamen only interested in manners and making money.

Posted by: Muslims Everywhere Are Sex Predators at October 28, 2026 02:53 PM (8EQTH)

160 "If you believe in nothing you will fall for anything"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 02:54 PM (8Uo7a)

161 And that Economist article is listing by convictions, not rapes or sex assualts committed by the various groups. Very strong odds that showing the second # would show a gap at least 3 times as big.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 28, 2026 02:54 PM (oYFNj)

162
Oh? So how many sex crimes are acceptable, Mr Economist? How many are acceptable to justify bringing in these invaders?
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 02:48 PM (kU0PQ)



Like the 60 Minutes interview.

"That's only 2%."

"I don't know about you, but I'm rather glad that 2% won't be committing violent acts against Americans."

"Uh....well.....Yes, but......"

Posted by: California at October 28, 2026 02:54 PM (ccf/V)

163 The media really wants you to stay ignorant of any fact that might lead you to act in ways they don't approve of.

Posted by: Dave at October 28, 2026 02:55 PM (sbsMc)

164 You have to remember if Euros represent a 0.8 share, x7 is about x8.75 that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:55 PM (Fi81e)

165 Hang on a second, are you suggesting a culture that has zero respect for women, a culture that views women as property, a culture that believes women can’t think real thoughts, would abuse them? Shocking.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM



And yet women are much more supportive of open immigration policies.

Ironically, this lends credence to the cultural views of the invading hordes towards women.

The problem isn't that the invading hordes don't respect a woman's ability to form intelligent thoughts.

The problem is that western cultures do respect a woman's ability to form intelligent thoughts.

Posted by: Fuck Your Dialectic at October 28, 2026 02:55 PM (qD/UZ)

166 I read before I hit the paywall. I think the writer was winding up to say the protestors are sick of "centrist" politics and they want the left to come through already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:52 PM (mmrXZ)

it doesn't matter what rioters believe. Once they start looting and burning its time for the crackdown and imprisonments. And there is zero evidence that they are protesting anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 02:56 PM (uhVAy)

167 The media really wants you to stay ignorant of any fact that might lead you to act in ways they don't approve of.

Posted by: Dave at October 28, 2026 02:55 PM (sbsMc)
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This is part and parcel of being servants/acolytes of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:56 PM (Fi81e)

168 The Economist
@TheEconomist
Oct 24

Donald Trump's diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europe's liberals are not about race or religion--and are much harder to fix
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Sometimes an argument deserves nothing more in terms of rebuttal that "That's bullshit."

Posted by: That stupid commercial from yesterday at October 28, 2026 02:56 PM (TN0g+)

169
Log scales can be quite useful and help show things better (with exponential/geometric growth, it becomes a straight line, for example). And also compress something down that spans a wide range. But they can also be used to deceive as in this case.

It's the same as specialized jargon and highly specialized language. Things can be very complex and require careful description, and so specialized terms are developed.

The difference is always intent. Is the use of the jargon intended to clarify, or is it intended to obfuscate?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 02:58 PM (w6EFb)

170
Why in hell do women stay with those assholes?
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026

Because they were not raised like we were. They don’t have a chance at any education. They have been told their entire lives they are worthless and this is the way it is. They don’t even have a god to look to, their “god” says this is how it’s supposed to be. We gave Afghan women a taste of education, and then Biden yanked that rug out from under their feet hard. There is no way in hades the men in these societies are going to allow girls to have an education, be in a place they don’t need men, get ideas and things.

Oh, and they don’t have guns.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 02:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

171 Hang on a second, are you suggesting a culture that has zero respect for women, a culture that views women as property, a culture that believes women can’t think real thoughts, would abuse them? Shocking.
Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 02:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Start with the UK class system that views the lower classes as garbage, little more than animals.

Then add foreign invaders with a culture of rape and horrific abuse of women.

You get a perfect storm of mass rape and sexual abuse and nobody giving a rat's ass.

Exactly what happened in Rotherham. Over 1,000 girls. Over 15 years this went on.

Nobody. Gave. A. Shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

172 Damn.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

173 The reasons for the protests are hard to fix . So let's go with repression of the citizens and censorship

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (f8snw)

174 174 Exactly what happened in Rotherham. Over 1,000 girls. Over 15 years this went on.

Nobody. Gave. A. Shit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

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The lower classes of England have a very good reason to be in revolution against their government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (pfZGz)

175 And yet women are much more supportive of open immigration policies.

Posted by: Fuck Your Dialectic at October 28, 2026 02:55 PM (qD/UZ)
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Women (definitely not all) have a rationality problem, if you haven't observed.

They are wired for sympathetic protection. This is where we are getting suicidal empathy from.

Not entirely out of keeping with Christian principles, though.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (Fi81e)

176
it doesn't matter what rioters believe. Once they start looting and burning its time for the crackdown and imprisonments. And there is zero evidence that they are protesting anything.
Posted by: Oldcat

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Less "We must gather data on what the rioters want" and more "We must gather data on what happens if you crack down and imprison them."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (mmrXZ)

177 The media really wants you to stay ignorant of any fact that might lead you to act in ways they don't approve of.

Posted by: Dave at October 28, 2026 02:55 PM (sbsMc)
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This is part and parcel of being servants/acolytes of the Democratic Party.
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I've said it before--media companies aren't required to turn a profit any more than a regular company's "marketing department" has to turn a profit. "Marketing" is a cost center--its judged on how it gets the message out, not on the bottom line. That's how media companies are viewed, because they're all marketing departments for lefties.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (TN0g+)

178 I remember the question being asked of an English local council how will all these young men being put up in a migrant hotel satisfy their sexual needs? And the dead silence from the council members, either because they never thought of it, or worse, that they did think of it and decided that the upcoming rapes of young women and girls were worth the virtue signal and the promised wealth and prestige in exchange.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (dVJwC)

179 And yet women are much more supportive of open immigration policies.

Ironically, this lends credence to the cultural views of the invading hordes towards women.

The problem isn't that the invading hordes don't respect a woman's ability to form intelligent thoughts.

The problem is that western cultures do respect a woman's ability to form intelligent thoughts.
Posted by: Fuck Your Dialectic at October 28, 2026 02:55 PM (qD/UZ)



Told ya they fantasize about rape.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

180 176 The reasons for the protests are hard to fix . So let's go with repression of the citizens and censorship

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 02:59 PM (f8snw)

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"Wow...there are so many reason why there are riots. I suggest we do things that won't at all address any of the reasons for the riots and instead just do things I want to do anyway like telling the hoi polloi of Europe to not listen to Donald Trump."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:00 PM (pfZGz)

181 Exactly what happened in Rotherham. Over 1,000 girls. Over 15 years this went on.

Nobody. Gave. A. Shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

And. They. Still. Don't.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:00 PM (uhVAy)

182 The lower classes of England have a very good reason to be in revolution against their government.
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And with no arms with which to carry the fight to their enemy.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 03:00 PM (TN0g+)

183 "Reading Lolita in Tehran" was a real eye opener to what women have to go through in those societies.

Then you have scrunts like Speedbump's wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 03:01 PM (8Uo7a)

184 185 The lower classes of England have a very good reason to be in revolution against their government.
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And with no arms with which to carry the fight to their enemy.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 03:00 PM (TN0g+)

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In their defense, their government doesn't have much of an army.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:01 PM (pfZGz)

185
I remember the question being asked of an English local council how will all these young men being put up in a migrant hotel satisfy their sexual needs?

Posted by: Chuck Martel

==================

Do you remember the answer to that? Set up a whorehouse next door.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:01 PM (mmrXZ)

186 Nobody. Gave. A. Shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

It's been said - I think by Chesterton - that the Earl of Norwich would easily and happily switch to become the Administrator of Norwich.

Posted by: upperclass twits at October 28, 2026 03:02 PM (88C+u)

187 The regular bobbies in the UK don't have firearms either.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 03:02 PM (8Uo7a)

188
More Ilhan mysteries -

Laura Powell
@LauraPowellEsq
1h
EXCLUSIVE

When her father died in 2020, it was Ilhan Omar who provided the information for the death certificate. She claimed her father’s name was Nur Omar Mohamed. She also claimed that her paternal grandfather was named Omar Mohamed and that she didn’t know her paternal grandmother’s name.

Oddly, his gravestone only includes his first name. It reads, “Aabe [Father] Nur, Son of Awo Yusuf.” “Awo” is a female given name, so Awo Yusuf must have been his mother’s name. It’s strange that her name was considered so important that it was the only one included on the gravestone, yet Ilhan denied even knowing her name.

In any case, none of this explains why he was always called Nur Said Elmi by those who knew him, or why Ilhan’s full name is Ilhan Abdullahi Omar. According to Somali naming traditions, if her father’s name was Nur Omar Mohamed, she should be Ilhan Nur. Where does Abdullahi come from?

It’s incredible that we let people into our country without confirming their identities, much less grant them citizenship and a seat in Congress.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:02 PM (kX27y)

189
Nobody. Gave. A. Shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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One more element, Blade: Utter terror of being called a name. "They might say we're racist," said the cops who looked the other way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:03 PM (mmrXZ)

190 Do you remember the answer to that? Set up a whorehouse next door.
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This is what happens when an entire nation turns their back on Christianity.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

191 They are wired for sympathetic protection. This is where we are getting suicidal empathy from.

Not entirely out of keeping with Christian principles, though.
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The greatest civilization the world has ever seen is based on Christian principles. And therefore it must be swamped by uncontrolled immigration from the rest of the world that doesn't share these principles.
- US Catholic Bishops

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 03:04 PM (dVJwC)

192 Exactly what happened in Rotherham. Over 1,000 girls. Over 15 years this went on.

Nobody. Gave. A. Shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

And. They. Still. Don't.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:00 PM (uhVAy)
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Nope, of course not. They not only didn't give a shit, they treated the girls like whores rather than victims.

And I have no doubt the Paki Rape Ring just went underground and/or popped up somewhere else.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

193 188
Do you remember the answer to that? Set up a whorehouse next door.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October

I guess the over arching message here is women are, in fact, subhuman. Yikes.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

194 I remember when the brits called anyone from pakistan "asian" like they were some dapper non-religious chinamen only interested in manners and making money.
Posted by: Muslims Everywhere Are Sex Predators at October 28, 2026 02:53 PM (8EQTH)

The Brits have been involved in the parts of Asia near them - Mideast, Pakistan, India much more than we have. They call far easterners Oriental. We are closest to the far east and call them Asians. Continent wise they are all Asians, its a big place.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:04 PM (uhVAy)

195 The Lord may honor acts that can be described as "suicidal empathy"

...

if we were officially allowed to acknowledge Christ as the inspiration of this behavior.

But the same people who think you should contribute to a welfare state because "Jesus would want it", likely would not stop an atheist from crowing it illustrates how good man naturally is.

That's the bind. We are forced into Christian-themed actions, but because of the principle of separation, we are not allowed to acknowledge that he is the force of the action, and ask him to bless it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:05 PM (Fi81e)

196 White Women need to just allow these poor Immigrant Los access to their bodies for the good of the Country.

Body autonomy free from sexual assault is so 20th century.

Get with the program, womenz.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2026 03:05 PM (rg/w7)

197 And I have no doubt the Paki Rape Ring just went underground and/or popped up somewhere else.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

i don't think they even had to do that much. probably going on just as always.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:06 PM (uhVAy)

198 Nobody. Gave. A. Shit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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One more element, Blade: Utter terror of being called a name. "They might say we're racist," said the cops who looked the other way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:03 PM (mmrXZ)
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Yes, that too. I think a lot of these cops were also total crooks, and either taking bribes to look the other way if not participating themselves.

The entire rape enterprise seemed to be generating a lot of $$$ and some of that musta been paid to the cops as bribes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

199 Finally got to early vote - the lines have been long. Not sure what that means out here in Long Island...but people are lining up and waiting patiently like I've not seen here in a while just to cast their ballot...

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (j10i6)

200 185 The lower classes of England have a very good reason to be in revolution against their government.
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And with no arms with which to carry the fight to their enemy.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 03:00 PM (TN0g+)


The plan seems to be to rid themselves of a good portion of lower class white males in a war around 2030.

“Who will rid me of these troublesome Chavs?”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (6ydKt)

201 >>>The Economist originally posted this graph with a normal linear scale, but then deleted it and replaced it with the deliberately-misleading logarithmic scale when lefties and open borders advocates (but I repeat myself) complained that the graph was accurate and therefore racist.

LMAO.

1. Most people, pro or anti open borders, won't read it.
2. Those who do who have their preconceived notions about it will not have their mind changed on the left, and will have their notions reinforced, regardless of the data shenanigans.
3. So the Economist clowned themselves in the eyes of the only people who might be interested in such data, for no practical benefit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (dK+Kv)

202 The two candidates for SC's all-important Water & Soil.Commissioner are unaffiliated.

So, how do I know.who.to.vote.against?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (bX16E)

203 That's the bind. We are forced into Christian-themed actions, but because of the principle of separation, we are not allowed to acknowledge that he is the force of the action, and ask him to bless it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:05 PM (Fi81e)

Nothing Christian about this. It is just peer group pressure increased to cover the entire country.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (uhVAy)

204
Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 03:02 PM (kX27y)

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I was wondering where the "Abdullahi" in her fake name came from. It could be from the actual Omar family, who reportedly lent the Elmis their name so the Elmis could claim asylum. Yes, the Omars should probably also be denaturalized and deported.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (mmrXZ)

205
One more element, Blade: Utter terror of being called a name. "They might say we're racist," said the cops who looked the other way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03

This. When you turn the entire country into a DEI, lefty hellscape, you get weak and feckless men along with ridiculous women. The next thing you know, you have Atlas Shrugging 1984.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

206 The Economist should change their motto from "Free markets, real solutions" to "You can't handle the truth!"

Posted by: Dave at October 28, 2026 03:08 PM (sbsMc)

207 England.......the land of boarding school sodomy and Soho roulette

*Soho roulette * because english women in general look like men in drag you are never sure what you are getting until "the moment of Truth"

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 28, 2026 03:08 PM (jrgJz)

208 Yes, that too. I think a lot of these cops were also total crooks, and either taking bribes to look the other way if not participating themselves.

The entire rape enterprise seemed to be generating a lot of $$$ and some of that musta been paid to the cops as bribes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

All of the above. All.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:09 PM (uhVAy)

209 seven times the British rate--a far cry from Mr Timothy's "over 20 times"

Oh? So how many sex crimes are acceptable, Mr Economist? How many are acceptable to justify bringing in these invaders?
Posted by: GWB at October 2

It's worth mentioning, in case no one else has, the numbers are a total fabrication to start with. Anyone who believes these numbers please c give me a call. I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell you.

Posted by: Dandalo at October 28, 2026 03:09 PM (tmYdE)

210 205 The two candidates for SC's all-important Water & Soil.Commissioner are unaffiliated.

So, how do I know.who.to.vote.against?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (bX16E)

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Which one does the teachers' union endorse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:09 PM (pfZGz)

211 The US was a better place when welfare was provided to the poor by various men's and women's organizations and not withheld from every paycheck and funnelled through orgs whose existence requires that poverty continue to ungrateful, entitled recipients.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 03:10 PM (dVJwC)

212 Atheist man wants "Man without need of God" exalted.

Saw a meme the other day on X saying an atheists believes in building a hospital over building a church.

But as the first public hospital in history was expressly Christian (St. Basil) and Christian hospitals swamp whatever numbers "atheist-built hospitals" without once pressing on the Christian conscience to contribute to the effort, it's unlikely that wholly secular effort would produce a single hospital.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

213 206 That's the bind. We are forced into Christian-themed actions, but because of the principle of separation, we are not allowed to acknowledge that he is the force of the action, and ask him to bless it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:05 PM (Fi81e)

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King Ferdinand of Aragon was pretty Christian, methinks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:10 PM (pfZGz)

214 "Americas and the Caribbean."

So I assume that includes Americans and Canadians and bundles them with Haitians, Jamaicans etc? Didn't the study authors think that might skew the results a bit? Just Maybe?

Posted by: 29Victor at October 28, 2026 03:11 PM (0MjtC)

215 Finally got to early vote - the lines have been long. Not sure what that means out here in Long Island...but people are lining up and waiting patiently like I've not seen here in a while just to cast their ballot...
Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (j10i6)
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I don't think they're turning out for Hochul. LI was traditionally blue, but it's now purple if not leaning a bit red.

We need big turnout in LI and Staten Island if we have any chance of beating that demonic harpy cunt.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

216 213 Even the teachers unions.don't want to be in the middle of this dogfight.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2026 03:11 PM (bX16E)

217 I saw Demonic Harpy C*nt open for Blacklight Barbarian at Trees in 94.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at October 28, 2026 03:11 PM (ccf/V)

218 *Soho roulette * because english women in general look like men in drag you are never sure what you are getting until "the moment of Truth"
_____

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world....except for Lola

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 03:12 PM (dVJwC)

219 I knew it.....FFS.

I need to leave.......

Heading to the place with a truck and trailer full anyway.

6hr round trip ahead of me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 03:12 PM (ccf/V)

220 I take it that the Economists doesn't think highly of Adam Smith. Odd.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 03:12 PM (Wp1X1)

221 The two candidates for SC's all-important Water & Soil.Commissioner are unaffiliated.

So, how do I know.who.to.vote.against?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (bX16E)
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Your best bet is to vote early and ask the nice ladies "manning" the GOP tent outside the polls. Or you could go online and get a copy of the local GOP candidate guide from your county's GOP committee. In my county, it's usually the case that both candidates for the same seats (if there are two open seats) are Dems.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)

222 223 I take it that the Economists doesn't think highly of Adam Smith. Odd.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 03:12 PM (Wp1X1)

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"Adam Smith advocated for half of Calcutta to be transported by government expense to live in London for the GDP."
-The Economist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 03:14 PM (pfZGz)

223 Atheist man wants "Man without need of God" exalted.

Saw a meme the other day on X saying an atheists believes in building a hospital over building a church.

But as the first public hospital in history was expressly Christian (St. Basil) and Christian hospitals swamp whatever numbers "atheist-built hospitals" without once pressing on the Christian conscience to contribute to the effort, it's unlikely that wholly secular effort would produce a single hospital.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:10 PM (Fi81e)

I have literally never heard of an instance of atheist built anything. Pagan Romans had support of the indigent, and public health measures through the bathhouses, but they weren't atheists.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)

224 read before I hit the paywall. I think the writer was winding up to say the protestors are sick of "centrist" politics and they want the left to come through already.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:52 PM (mmrXZ)

I can tell you that has been the narrative since Starmer was in. I heard some libshit reading from a script on british news saying that Starmer wasn't liked because "the people are fed up and want someone more left".

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 03:14 PM (gtzLh)

225
So, how do I know.who.to.vote.against?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

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wth, I'm googling all over for a South Carolina Republican voter guide and there's nothing??

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:15 PM (mmrXZ)

226
The two candidates for SC's all-important Water & Soil.Commissioner are unaffiliated.

So, how do I know.who.to.vote.against?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (bX16E)



Look at the organizations that endorse them. Ignore the fly-by-night "Citizens for Candidate A" temporary PACs, look at the long-term orgs. ACLU or SPLC type endorsements always mean "This candidate is a worthless commie cocksucker who needs to be curb stomped by a herd of rabid wildebeests"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2026 03:16 PM (y9nCu)

227 From now on she is gonna be Sickle Me Elmi

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 03:17 PM (gtzLh)

228 That's the bind. We are forced into Christian-themed actions, but because of the principle of separation, we are not allowed to acknowledge that he is the force of the action, and ask him to bless it.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:05 PM (Fi81e)

Nothing Christian about this. It is just peer group pressure increased to cover the entire country.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:07 PM (uhVAy)
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Bearing the burdens of others is centrally Christian, but doing that so that you can inch along a godless timeline of "progress" is not.

Sacrificing of yourself for the benefit of others, is Christlike, but when you have a government so hostile to religious expression as "entanglement", you can't really believe in the spiritual aspect.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:17 PM (Fi81e)

229 Donald Trump's diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong.
.......

Calling the riots "protests" is plain wrong.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 03:17 PM (UjdFS)

230 The lower classes of England have a very good reason to be in revolution against their government.
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And with no arms with which to carry the fight to their enemy.
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You have 1000 days to prepare for war.
- British Government to its Citizens a few days ago
Posted by: Juxtaposition at October 28, 2026 03:18 PM (anL5R)

Curious that nowhere in their list of things to have for war are actual arms and training in arms.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)

231
Curious that nowhere in their list of things to have for war are actual arms and training in arms.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)



They've seen movies. They're fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V)

232 wth, I'm googling all over for a South Carolina Republican voter guide and there's nothing??
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:15 PM (mmrXZ)
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I live in NC, and I didn't have any problem finding voting guide information. Start with sc.gop and select "Take Action" from the top menu bar.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (rj6Yv)

233
The entire rape enterprise seemed to be generating a lot of $$$ and some of that musta been paid to the cops as bribes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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That's kind of a new one on me. I never heard about money changing hands in that scandal. Simple fear of being called racist is almost always enough -- which might be worse than doing it for money. I would never underestimate institutional and individual cowardice in the face of lefty name-calling.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (mmrXZ)

234
I have literally never heard of an instance of atheist built anything. Pagan Romans had support of the indigent, and public health measures through the bathhouses, but they weren't atheists.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 03:14 PM (uhVAy)



Atheism is about destruction. It's not just "I don't believe in God", it's more "All who believe in a Supreme Being must die screaming"

I mean anyone that would wish death on LeeLoo Multipass has something seriously wrong with them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (y9nCu)

235 The problem with all this government "largesse" that they expect Christian sentiment to be beaten into is that it is all to laud some secular enlightenment and progress.

The Lord's insistence in being named is so that you can avail yourself to the source of his blessing and teaching, so you can see the light of the lighthouse.

Thus, although I'm a hard-fought separationist at long last, a trade-off is a trade-off.

And we're still subject to atheist "bright ideas" of how the world should be. And how they are going to show everybody by fixing it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)

236 "Everyone in poor neighborhoods always call the police to report every crime."
-Karen McAWFL who calls the cops on the 9 year old kid playing in his own yard by himself with his moth visible in the window watching him
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 02:25 PM (pfZGz)


Like a Far Side cartoon! Giant moth's thought bubble: "Almost dinnertime"

Posted by: SciVo at October 28, 2026 03:24 PM (ke3zm)

237 Nood Lula (not LeeLoo), btw

Posted by: SciVo at October 28, 2026 03:30 PM (ke3zm)

238 I subscribed to the Economist years ago in the early aughts and right before a large stake in it was bought by the Rothschilds, after which there was a noticeable tack to the left and especially on social matters for some reason. (Apparently the Rothschilds have just sold their stake in the Economist this year).

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 28, 2026 03:31 PM (ssz2a)

239 Atheism is about destruction. It's not just "I don't believe in God", it's more "All who believe in a Supreme Being must die screaming"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2026 03:22 PM (y9nCu)
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By saying the below, I am not saying that a lack of a belief in God is inherently some irrational proposition.

Even as a Christian, I don't find that to be the case.

What I say is most atheists are sloppy thinkers.

The goal state is "I don't have to believe in God." And once they make that justification, rarely does an individual atheist do more but to expect that prior ages are filled to the top with nonsense.

And that by removing themselves from the belief in God they have graduated into a class of nonsense rejection.

The beliefs atheists generate for themselves is the part of what is the problem. The problem is the blind faith of atheists.

These days, their intellectuals would dissuade you from believing you have agency ("free will"), that you are just a cloud of random elements somehow "experiencing" things.

It's not a class, it's more of a behavioral cluster.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

240 Intellectually, I have 0 resistance to the proposal "Suppose God does not exist".

Because, my method has me working in that mode 50% of the time.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

241 Wait I thought if the government was requiring me to pay it, via taxes or fees, then its not Christian Charity. Even if they are using that money to resettle third worlders in red states to shift them purple.

Posted by: Onward Progressive Soldiers at October 28, 2026 03:25 PM (anL5R)
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I wouldn't be surprised that the success of secular "progress" isn't either 1) a bunch of bad ideas, or 2) the overlap with Christian themes and Christian sympathy (however incomplete) is actually the load bearer.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:37 PM (Fi81e)

242 Peak earning for MNAPT people (35-40 years of age) is BELOW what Danish people make when they are 70.

I.e. a retired Danish person is more productive than a prime of life MNAPT person. let that sink in.

A huge amount of the problem is many MNAPT women simply never work, at all, their whole lives. When they do work, they are even less productive than men, being woefully undereducated and lacking any skills. Unsurprisingly women in Bukas can't and won't work very hard.

Posted by: notalawyer at October 28, 2026 04:08 PM (lR2Tk)

243 The beliefs atheists generate for themselves is the part of what is the problem. It's not a class; it's more of a behavioral cluster. Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

It's worse than that. Talk to an atheist - they have invented a million flavors of atheism, based on nothing but bizarre word parsing. Even atheist agnostics, that believe God doesn't exist but maybe does exist...or something. It's insanely stupid talking to them but brother, they will tell you over and over how smart they are.

Posted by: notalawyer at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (lR2Tk)

244 Here's a clue. Savages don't much care if you put up posters suggesting it's a bad idea to grope women, children etc.
Posted by: Orson
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Abruptly,I recall the 60's PSA's on TV, 'Don't Help A Good Boy Go Bad'. I mean, he was really a good boy...until he had a chance to steal your car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 04:43 PM (XeU6L)

Netanyahu's Party Wins More Seats Than Opposition, Garnering a "Clear Majority" of Jewish Votes; Left Wing Coalition May Cross the Rubicon and Ally with Arab Parties Which Support Hamas

Explaining a bit: Netanyahu's party won the most parliamentary seats, but not an outright majority of parliamentary seats, which means the next government will be supported by a coalition of various parties.

The Arab parties won a highest-ever 19 seats-- which would be enough, if combined with the left wing Jewish parties, to take a majority.

But the Arab parties are, get this, pro-Hamas, and there is a longstanding taboo in Israel against allying with terrorist-supporting groups. For some reason. I don't know why.

But my guess is that the left wing has abandoned all restraints in Israel, as they have in America, and will in fact implement the Red-Green Alliance, even in Israel, which just experienced its own 9/11 three years ago.


Netanyahu survives another day with unexpectedly clear backing of Israeli Jews


By Steven Scheer, Rami Ayyub and Lina Obeid


JERUSALEM, Oct 28 (Reuters) - Benjamin Netanyahu won the support of an unexpectedly clear majority of Israeli Jews in an election billed as a major turning point in his nation's history, ​apparently ensuring he will survive as prime minister at least in a caretaker role.

With nearly 86% of votes tallied on Wednesday morning, Israel's three main broadcasters reported Netanyahu's bloc of right-wing, far-right and ultra-Orthodox parties on course to ‌win 53 seats in parliament, well ahead of the 48 for the opposition bloc of rival Gadi Eisenkot.

Huh, polls overstated support for the left and understated support for the right.

Must be the first time that has ever happened.


Parties representing Israelis of Arab descent would win an unprecedented 19 seats, following high turnout from passionately motivated voters.

The results could still change as counting continued, but a victory for Eisenkot appeared increasingly out of reach, as his bloc of anti-Netanyahu parties from centre-left to hard-right underperformed pre-election polls that forecast a tight race.

While Netanyahu lost his bloc's narrow majority in the 120-seat Knesset, his opponents were left with scant hope of unseating him without an unlikely deal to ​accept broad backing from Arab parties, which many Jewish leaders reject.

I wish I believed that. But the left is now untethered and is increasingly comfortable with supporting actual terrorism and murder against their opponents.

...

Trump, who had called on Israeli voters to keep Netanyahu in power so the two leaders could "finish the job" in Iran, said Netanyahu had done "very well" thanks to his own endorsement that "helped him a lot".

Of course.


The ‌election was the ⁠first held in Israel since Hamas-led fighters killed 1,200 people and carried off 251 hostages in attacks that shattered the country's sense of security and plunged it into war in Gaza, Lebanon and Iran.

The war in Gaza, which flattened the territory and killed 74,000 Palestinians, has left Israel increasingly isolated on the world stage, with a decisive shift in global public opinion against it, including in its closest ally the United States.

Ed Morrissey adds some analysis.

None of the Arab parties will declare Hamas a terrorist group, nor will they stand for Israeli policies in either Gaza or the West Bank. While Israeli politics is famously fractious and far more to the Left than the US, those positions are far enough to the extreme that most other parties will not abide a coalition that includes the Arab parties. That may be even more true after the October 7 massacres; voters blame Netanyahu for ignoring the threat, but they are not going to back a government that has to let Hamas off the hook to boot Netanyahu out of office, either.

Yeah I don't know about that.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM




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1 Read the content!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (P9Ea3)

2 Now to nood.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (P9Ea3)

3 Nooding done.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (P9Ea3)

4
>>None of the Arab parties will declare Hamas a terrorist group

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Settle back for another thousand years of this shyte then.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:13 PM (mmrXZ)

5 If they can't declare Hamas to be a terrorist group, they shouldn't be seated in Parliament at all. Well done Arabs, you done fucked it up for yourselves again.

Posted by: not for the first time over there at October 28, 2026 01:14 PM (88C+u)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:14 PM (JJVUM)

7 The left is always happy to find self-gassing Jews who support terrorists killing Jews...

Posted by: Zelinsky at October 28, 2026 01:14 PM (l3cgK)

8 LET BIBI BE BIBI

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (ZxPkt)

9 "Benjamin Netanyahu won the support of an unexpectedly clear majority of Israeli Jews"

When people's existence is threatened in a literal sense (Hey, Spongebrain Biden- this is a correct use of the word literal), they will tolerate and support a bastard they may not like as long as they believe he'll protect them.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (P9Ea3)

10 The left is always happy to find self-gassing Jews who support terrorists killing Jews...

If what I've read holds up, Jooos in Michigan are now >60% voting for Mike Rogers.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)

11 I am confident that the leftists in the Knesset will do just that but I do not think they can form a big enough coalition to defeat what the rest would form in horror to stop them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (TMNW7)

12 5 If they can't declare Hamas to be a terrorist group, they shouldn't be seated in Parliament at all. Well done Arabs, you done fucked it up for yourselves again.

Posted by: not for the first time over there at October 28, 2026 01:14 PM (88C+u)

You sure did, B'Lackee! And you too, A-A-ron!

Posted by: Mr. Garvey at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)

13 10 The left is always happy to find self-gassing Jews who support terrorists killing Jews...

If what I've read holds up, Jooos in Michigan are now >60% voting for Mike Rogers.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)

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If Democrats lose the Michigan senate race because of underperformance from blacks and Jews...2027 is going to be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (pfZGz)

14 When people's existence is threatened in a literal sense (Hey, Spongebrain Biden- this is a correct use of the word literal), they will tolerate and support a bastard they may not like as long as they believe he'll protect them.

You fool! He meant in a littoral sense, as in near a coastline.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (Riz8t)

15 "Netanyahu survives another day with unexpectedly clear backing of Israeli Jews"

There's that UNEXPECTEDLY again! That word must be filthy rich now from all the licensing and usage fees.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

16 I find it unfathomable that a party in Israel would partner with Arab partners connected to Hamas. And I thought US left wingers were nutcases. Those of Israel seem even worse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (JrHfD)

17 The polls and betting markets said that Bibi would lose.

Did the Israeli electorate not consult the polls and betting markets to determine how they should vote?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:17 PM (pfZGz)

18 Frankly, this is Trump to many of his supporters, including me. Do I wish he would shut up sometimes? Yes. Do I wish he could occasionally let something slide without a response? Yes.

Do I support him nonetheless because the Democrats would spy on me, imprison me, and take away my family if they could? Hell, yes!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:17 PM (P9Ea3)

19 If what I've read holds up, Jooos in Michigan are now >60% voting for Mike Rogers.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM


Hmm. If Jews start voting majority Republican, the left will really let its antisemite freak flag fly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 01:17 PM (bFu5X)

20 Your donation of $161 a year will keep the bombs falling on Gaza.

Posted by: That stupid commercial from yesterday at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (TN0g+)

21
Something fundamental I don't get about the Israeli left is, why do they think Israel has the right to exist?

Are they like American lefties who read land acknowledgments but occupy (I mean that in the unauthorized sense as well) Manhattan townhouses regardless?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (mmrXZ)

22 Better put back the bananas!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

23 Well, we can safely blame the Joos for this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (Wp1X1)

24 The war in Gaza, which flattened the territory and killed 74,000 Palestinians


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Palestine, Tx is taking a BEATING, boy........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (JJVUM)

25 The parliamentary baloney seems even worse than our own home-growned baloney, if that is possible.

Posted by: Coalition of Scoundrels at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (EdP2u)

26 Your donation of $161 a year will keep the bombs falling on Gaza.

No way! I'm much too fond of eggs and bananas.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (Riz8t)

27 Punish someone who "ignored the threat of terrorists" by... putting the terrorists in charge.

Definitely a choice.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (gtzLh)

28 15 "Netanyahu survives another day with unexpectedly clear backing of Israeli Jews"

There's that UNEXPECTEDLY again! That word must be filthy rich now from all the licensing and usage fees.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

Well, it would, but the trademark done expired long ago. That's why they use it liberally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (l3cgK)

29 Parliamentary systems seem designed to ensure that mediocre leaders devoid of majority support generally run the show. Presumably it is designed to produce moderation, but I don't see a lot of evidence for that.

Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (NGJZx)

30 According to Rancid Tlaib it doesn't matter who wins , they're all war criminals. So it might as well be Bibi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 01:19 PM (f8snw)

31 Best Xeet on this:

"I bet the Jews are behind this Netanyahu election win"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:19 PM (f5HbQ)

32 29 Parliamentary systems seem designed to ensure that mediocre leaders devoid of majority support generally run the show. Presumably it is designed to produce moderation, but I don't see a lot of evidence for that.

Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (NGJZx)

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"Why do you think we pushed it on the world?"
-The Department of State

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:19 PM (pfZGz)

33 16 I find it unfathomable that a party in Israel would partner with Arab partners connected to Hamas. And I thought US left wingers were nutcases. Those of Israel seem even worse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (JrHfD)

Then you should see what the Israeli Supreme Court is like...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:19 PM (l3cgK)

34 I thought the movie “Death Wish” was a work of fiction.

Suicidal Empathy is gonna kill the West.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2026 01:19 PM (rg/w7)

35 Best Xeet on this:

"I bet the Jews are behind this Netanyahu election win"


One wonders if Tucker or Candace get the joke.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (Riz8t)

36 Well, we can safely blame the Joos for this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (Wp1X1)
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Blame it on the weather?

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)

37 Just like the Eastern European countries kicked ALL the Germans out after WWII, Israel should have sent all of their Muslim population to Jordan...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

38 What was funny was watching the left celebrate Netanyahu possibly losing to a guy that hated palestinians even more

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (TMNW7)

39 Israel is a Muslim-hating, Muslim-genociding, filthy zionist regime that murders Muslim babies for baby oil.

Israel also has so many Muslims that can vote in Israel's elections that they elect a bunch of Muslims to the government.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

40 Parliamentary systems suck.

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (KDeM8)

41 Bibi did better then I thought he would do... Never count him out....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:21 PM (+gK6I)

42 Bibi did better then I thought he would do... Never count him out....

Well, he's a crafty Joo after all.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

43 39 Israel is a Muslim-hating, Muslim-genociding, filthy zionist regime that murders Muslim babies for baby oil.

Israel also has so many Muslims that can vote in Israel's elections that they elect a bunch of Muslims to the government.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

did you say baby oil?

Posted by: P. Diddyler at October 28, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)

44 But the left is now untethered and is increasingly comfortable with supporting actual terrorism and murder against their opponents.


I see this happening here eventually too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)

45 It was a mistake for Israel to give Arabs the vote in the first place. Not even the Christian Arabs. They are trespassers in the land.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Asc1p)

46 If what I've read holds up, Jooos in Michigan are now >60% voting for Mike Rogers.

The highest ranking Jewish Dem argued Dem should vote for AES even if it leads to Jews being killed at the hands of jihadis.

Not likely the most effective endorsement

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

47 Parliamentary systems seem designed to ensure that mediocre leaders devoid of majority support generally run the show

The biggest lie of the parliamentary system is that its a bunch of parties, not just two! Except one of two end up being in charge anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (TMNW7)

48 - I may well be wrong, and hope I am (if so please let me know) but my understanding is that Israel is a largely secular nation.
Like our own. Abortion laws and such.

Hopefully, if so, it won't go so far as to have any real, pro hamas political influence.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (ix5nG)

49 38 What was funny was watching the left celebrate Netanyahu possibly losing to a guy that hated palestinians even more
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (TMNW7)

Wait. You mean the other main choice was someone who would turn 74,000 dead Palestinians into an actual 74,000 dead Palestinians?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (P9Ea3)

50 Israel is a Muslim-hating, Muslim-genociding, filthy zionist regime that murders Muslim babies for baby oil.

Israel also has so many Muslims that can vote in Israel's elections that they elect a bunch of Muslims to the government.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
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While carrying out a "genocide" against a Muslim people, who are genetically identical to those Muslims enfranchised by their system.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Fi81e)

51 (Hey, Spongebrain Biden- this is a correct use of the word literal)


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HEY!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (JJVUM)

52 40 Parliamentary systems suck.

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (KDeM

Maybe Kumala would do better in one of those?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (l3cgK)

53
Best Xeet on this:

"I bet the Jews are behind this Netanyahu election win"

Posted by: Archimedes

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lol that's worth adapting.

"New synagogue being built. I bet the Jews are behind it."

etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (mmrXZ)

54 If what I've read holds up, Jooos in Michigan are now >60% voting for Mike Rogers.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)

60% of 1.2% of the population of Michigan. The difference could be enough to swing a close election I guess but I think they will gain a lot more numbskull women who think Abdul is dreamy to more then make up for the loss.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:23 PM (gtzLh)

55 What was funny was watching the left celebrate Netanyahu possibly losing to a guy that hated palestinians even more

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:20 PM (TMNW7)

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So, either way, I couldn't afford the bananas?

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

56 Has Biden's Dog said anything about this? I know he's not a big fan of Bibi.

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026 01:23 PM (Oy/m2)

57 It was a mistake for Israel to give Arabs the vote in the first place. Not even the Christian Arabs. They are trespassers in the land.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (Asc1p)

Camel nose, tent.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 01:23 PM (BIEk6)

58 The polls and betting markets said that Bibi would lose.

Did the Israeli electorate not consult the polls and betting markets to determine how they should vote?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
==
Shush. Its only because they have reasonable gasoline prices in Isreal.

Posted by: The James Madison Antagonizer at October 28, 2026 01:23 PM (anL5R)

59 46 If what I've read holds up, Jooos in Michigan are now >60% voting for Mike Rogers.

The highest ranking Jewish Dem argued Dem should vote for AES even if it leads to Jews being killed at the hands of jihadis.

Not likely the most effective endorsement

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

AES encryption isn't bad.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (l3cgK)

60 Blame it on the Weather.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (Fi81e)

61
60% of 1.2% of the population of Michigan. The difference could be enough to swing a close election I guess but I think they will gain a lot more numbskull women who think Abdul is dreamy to more then make up for the loss.

Posted by: ...


*slaps bottle of black pills out of his hand*

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

62 "voters blame Netanyahu for ignoring the threat, but they are not going to back a government that has to let Hamas off the hook to boot Netanyahu out of office, either"

I ain't taking that bet. Is anyone?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

63 But the left is now untethered and is increasingly comfortable with supporting actual terrorism and murder against their opponents.


I see this happening here eventually too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)

Already here.

Posted by: Charlie Kirk at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (gtzLh)

64 Hmm. If Jews start voting majority Republican, the left will really let its antisemite freak flag fly.

The Jewish left has long argued they are just another discriminated against minority just like the rest of the left.

Meanwhile the rest of the left sees them as uber white devils.

Now orthodox Jews seem to get that they have no home on the left, perhaps some atheist/conservative/reform Jews are waking up the fact the left doesn't just hate Israel and observant Jews?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

65 8 LET BIBI BE BIBI

bidibidibidi

Posted by: twiki at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (oY6Yp)

66 I think they will gain a lot more numbskull women who think Abdul is dreamy to more then make up for the loss.

Dude is like 5'2, if they knew that they'd get the ick

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (TMNW7)

67 Hasan Piker: "They call me three beers. You know, because I get gay."
x.com AndrewKolvet/status/2115310330695786856
I have no idea what this drunken nonsense even means but Kolvet doesn't like it

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (88C+u)

68 1 (Hey, Spongebrain Biden- this is a correct use of the word literal)
***********
HEY!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (JJVUM)

Sorry Sponge, I couldn't remember the AOS Stylebook for the proper terminology for POTATUS's mental state.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (P9Ea3)

69 54 60% of 1.2% of the population of Michigan. The difference could be enough to swing a close election I guess but I think they will gain a lot more numbskull women who think Abdul is dreamy to more then make up for the loss.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:23 PM (gtzLh)

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I'm sure the polling firms that said El-Sayed would win by 13 points in the primary (which he won by 1), have fixed all of their response rate issues from the rural whites of the state and the polling now is just spot on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (pfZGz)

70 58 Shush. Its only because they have reasonable gasoline prices in Isreal.

Posted by: The James Madison Antagonizer at October 28, 2026 01:23 PM (anL5R)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:25 PM (pfZGz)

71 LET BIBI BE BIBI

bidibidibidi


Bibidi bibidi

Posted by: LIberty Mutual at October 28, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

72 The key to understanding Michigan politics is that the vote is largely ceremonial.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:25 PM (TMNW7)

73 It seems to me that the left, globally speaking, is on a world-wide tear to take over it all.

Europe in general, France, UK, Central and South America, etc. We've got some serious shit going on too.

As I've said before, the fuckers that are behind all this, spending their billions, toying with the world, really need to be separated from their money and their heads separated from their bodies.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 01:25 PM (RORbl)

74 *slaps bottle of black pills out of his hand*

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

*picks them up*

*knowingly hands them back, minus a few*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (BIEk6)

75 The Clinton appointed judge overseeing the Maduro case, Leon Hellerstein dies at 92. Please do away with "senior judges", they make ridiculous decisions because they hope to get into heaven

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (f8snw)

76 What was funny was watching the left celebrate Netanyahu possibly losing to a guy that hated palestinians even more
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wait. You mean the other main choice was someone who would turn 74,000 dead Palestinians into an actual 74,000 dead Palestinians?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon



It's not much, but it's honest work.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (U3U8G)

77 slaps bottle of black pills out of his hand*

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

Well there was no prediction therein, just saying they can afford to abandon the Jewish vote. The calculus has clearly been made long ago. Numbers being what they are.

I do believe they're going to cheat Yabba Dabba Abdul in by hook or crook but that's not what I was saying in that response because that was talking about actual votes.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (gtzLh)

78 Remember:

There are no genes that a DNA test can reveal to show 'palestinian.' They do not exist as a people different from Jordanian / Egyptian / Arab.


Its all a ruse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (JJVUM)

79 Yay for Bibi!

Relief!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (hzuYO)

80 The key to understanding Michigan politics is that the vote is largely ceremonial.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:25 PM (TMNW7)
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With Benson overseeing her own election, she's in like Katie Hobbs!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (Fi81e)

81 I propose making all synagogues round, so the Jews can't hide all the bananas in the corners.

Posted by: Chiquita Rosenblatt at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (EdP2u)

82 78 Remember:

There are no genes that a DNA test can reveal to show 'palestinian.' They do not exist as a people different from Jordanian / Egyptian / Arab.


Its all a ruse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (JJVUM)

No splody genes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

83 It will be interesting how far the Israeli anti-Netenyahu groups go, but I don't think that many would ally with anti-Israeli Muslims. Also, I think that coalition has some right-wing groups too, and those seem even less likely to ally with the Muslims.

Posted by: Dave at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (sbsMc)

84 they make ridiculous decisions because they hope to get into heaven

I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that few if any of the judges Clinton, Obama, and Biden* nominated believe in heaven to begin with

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (TMNW7)

85 Wait. You mean the other main choice was someone who would turn 74,000 dead Palestinians into an actual 74,000 dead Palestinians?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:22 PM (P9Ea3)


I scoff at the people who insist there is genocide in Gaza. After all this time, if the Israelis were serious about genocide, Gaza would be empty by now.
It isn't.
They aren't.
Its bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (2WIwB)

86 Bibi FtW!!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 01:28 PM (RIvkX)

87 ace my 500 quatloos is on the opposition *not* crossing this particular rubicon. The depravity, idiocy, and reckless self-destructive insanity of "liberals" and the "left" in the US don't quite map to the Israeli situation.

Given context and history, an astonishing number of Israelis are in fact self-destructively idiotic in their politix and bigotries (see how long it took to build the security barrier amidst easily stopped and bestial terrorist attacks).

But I think for now sane common sense on security matters prevails.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 01:28 PM (U/Byj)

88 84 they make ridiculous decisions because they hope to get into heaven

I am going to go out on a limb here and guess that few if any of the judges Clinton, Obama, and Biden* nominated believe in heaven to begin with

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (TMNW7)

and actually desire hell on earth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:28 PM (l3cgK)

89 There are no genes that a DNA test can reveal to show 'palestinian.' They do not exist as a people different from Jordanian / Egyptian / Arab.


Its all a ruse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (JJVUM)
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That's why a "genocide" would attack Jordan, one of Israel's greatest nearby allies. (Of course, they got 80% of British district of Palestine)

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

90 The highest ranking Jewish Dem argued Dem should vote for AES even if it leads to Jews being killed at the hands of jihadis.

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Show your allegiance! Be a martyr for the Democrat Party! It's your duty, Jews of MI.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 01:29 PM (qBdHI)

91 IN 2022 there Jewish vote in Mich was 68 Donk, 32 Rep.

They are only about 60K voters, but if the numbers are roughly flipped thats a gain of about 20K votes for Rogers

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 01:29 PM (sKqQm)

92 89 That's why a "genocide" would attack Jordan, one of Israel's greatest nearby allies. (Of course, they got 80% of British district of Palestine)

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:28 PM (Fi81e)

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"Fight imperialism by calling yourself the name of the imperialists from 2000 years ago."

It's as fun as, "Don't speak the language of the colonizers, speak the language of Cortez, instead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:29 PM (pfZGz)

93 But I think for now sane common sense on security matters prevails.

I suspect that they will seriously consider it then realize that their party is dead as the Japanese communist party if they pulled that lever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:30 PM (TMNW7)

94 I'm sure the polling firms that said El-Sayed would win by 13 points in the primary (which he won by 1), have fixed all of their response rate issues from the rural whites of the state and the polling now is just spot on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (pfZGz)

We will know in a week but again that post wasn't a prediction, just saying that a swing to "60%" of Jews is not incredibly significant to me compared to who they might gain in the process of embracing terror with a hunky smile.

I do not think he will win but I do think he will "win". And I think the gap in polling was a cover for cheating him in in the primary.

No one questioned the win since he was "so far ahead". What if he was far behind in the polls but then won by 1 point? Different postmortem, no?

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:30 PM (gtzLh)

95 I scoff at the people who insist there is genocide in Gaza. After all this time, if the Israelis were serious about genocide, Gaza would be empty by now.
It isn't.
They aren't.
Its bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (2WIwB)
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What they are really trying to do is drain the word of all meaning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 01:30 PM (RIvkX)

96 Show your allegiance! Be a martyr for the Democrat Party! It's your duty, Jews of MI.

Don't be stupid
Be a smarty
Come and join
The Nazi Party

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:30 PM (Riz8t)

97 Your donation of $161 a year will keep the bombs falling on Gaza.
Posted by: That stupid commercial from yesterday


Do you take Paypal?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 28, 2026 01:31 PM (vTZFs)

98 94 No one questioned the win since he was "so far ahead". What if he was far behind in the polls but then won by 1 point? Different postmortem, no?

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:30 PM (gtzLh)

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What if they said the race was in the margin of error?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:31 PM (pfZGz)

99 Is the Soros family supporting any of the sides?

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2026 01:31 PM (enNUy)

100 There are no genes that a DNA test can reveal to show 'palestinian.' They do not exist as a people different from Jordanian / Egyptian / Arab.

Its even worse then that.

While there were people living the Holy Land, prior to Zionism the population was light - the Ottomans didn't develop the land and it wasn't that important to Muslims.

Zionism then brought in European Jews with money and modern science/economics which led to an economic boom

In turn this lead to Muslims leaving the surrounding areas to move to Israel to work for the Jewish population

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

101 What they are really trying to do is drain the word of all meaning.

UNfortunately they are employing a definition that the United Nations developed, which broadens the meaning to be nearly devoid of significance. You know why the extremist cranks keep yelling "trans genocide"? Because it fits the definition the UN came up with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:32 PM (TMNW7)

102 I should start a charity to donate money to the IDF. Have the ads showing strikes on Gaza, with The Cure's "Killing an Arab" playing in the background, and a voiceover saying "your generosity helps reduce terrorism, genital mutilation, female slavery, and cousin-marriage around the world, and the pain of innocent human beings living near Muslims."

As the footage plays of Yahya Sinwar feebly attempting to ward off a drone with a stick during the missile strikes that killed him, the voiceover will solemnly intone that "for just $5 a month, you too can be the stranger killing an Arab."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 01:32 PM (BI5O2)

103 I scoff at the people who insist there is genocide in Gaza. After all this time, if the Israelis were serious about genocide, Gaza would be empty by now.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (2WIwB)

Either that or we finally found something that the evil Joooos aren't good at!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:32 PM (P9Ea3)

104 No splody genes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

*quietly weeps*

Posted by: Bruce Banner at October 28, 2026 01:32 PM (NGJZx)

105 Just voted for Steve Hilton and Gloria Romero. No on all measures except 42.
I voted.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (UjdFS)

106 But I think for now sane common sense on security matters prevails.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 01:28 PM (U/Byj)


Concur.
Unlike Israeli cities, American cities haven't had any missile attacks lately. This changes the mindset of those casting ballots.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (2WIwB)

107 What they are really trying to do is drain the word of all meaning.
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What an outrageous claim to make. Claiming that leftists want to drain the word "genocide" of meaning??!! You might as well claim they intend to drain all meaning out of the word "woman".

Posted by: Westcoast Wine Mom at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (anL5R)

108 I think the political backlash for the opposition linking up with the Arab bloc would be decisive. I believe pledging not to do so has been a thing for most opposition parties for some time.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (U/Byj)

109 In turn this lead to Muslims leaving the surrounding areas to move to Israel to work for the Jewish population

Remember when Castro emptied his asylums and prisons and put them on boats for America? Remember when Madro did the same and sent them on caravans for America?

That's what Syria, Jordan, Egypt, etc did to Israel. They took all their sister-marrying 75 IQ losers, failures, and lunatics and dumped them on Israel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (TMNW7)

110 In all the years I've been in this world, and it's a lot, I have never seen such screwy election "polling" ...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (+gK6I)

111 What if they said the race was in the margin of error?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:31 PM (pfZGz)

I don't know. All I'm saying is we agree the polling was phony or off. I think it could have been rigged for a different and plausible reason. And not a crazy reason either. We already know they rig and noise polls to cover for fraud. Makes it impossible to track what is really happening without reliable data.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (gtzLh)

112
110 In all the years I've been in this world, and it's a lot, I have never seen such screwy election "polling" ...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (+gK6I)

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Unless it's all correct and we're getting a dozen massive, ahistorical events all at once because gas went back to Biden era levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:34 PM (pfZGz)

113 Where do most of the families who used to live in British Palestine live?

In Jordan. The British split off 80% of the territory, in spite of the Balfour resolution, and gave it to the non-Jews, and they called that area "Jordan".

The people of Jordan are 100% genetically indistinguishable from "Palestinians".

So where is the state for the "Palestinian" people (former denizens of British Palestine)?

In the 80% of land given to that ethnicity before half the remaining 20% was split off for Israel, aka Jordan.

There is such a history of disingenuousness in this discussion.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:34 PM (Fi81e)

114 Elric...

Most likely outcome: chaos and a do-over election early next year. Remember the year it took 4 elections to finally settle the matter for a time?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:31 AM (xOuxV)
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I think what is becoming apparent is that for the opposition to take over, they will need the Arab parties in the government, and that has never happened before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (RIvkX)

115 I think the political backlash for the opposition linking up with the Arab bloc would be decisive

Yeah that is my read as well. It might work, but it would turn every other party and every voter against them. Their party would be a powerful bloc in the Knesset until the next election and then maybe they get one dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (TMNW7)

116 DC jury refuses to indict Cassidy Hutchinson.

https://x.com/Cernovich/status/2115217483225608259

It's time to move all trials out of DC. They aren't capable of being real citizens.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

117 105 Just voted for Steve Hilton and Gloria Romero. No on all measures except 42.
I voted.
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (UjdFS)

You voted no on 39 ? The voting requiring photo ID proposition ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (+gK6I)

118 71 LET BIBI BE BIBI

bidibidibidi

Bibidi bibidi
Posted by: LIberty Mutua


bibidi bobidi bu

Posted by: jessica fletcher at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (oY6Yp)

119 111 I don't know. All I'm saying is we agree the polling was phony or off. I think it could have been rigged for a different and plausible reason. And not a crazy reason either. We already know they rig and noise polls to cover for fraud. Makes it impossible to track what is really happening without reliable data.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (gtzLh)

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I think the straight results of their surveys in the MI primary showed them what they wanted, and they never questioned it.

"Sure, youth vote will be 20%, and the rural vote will go down 30%. That sounds right. And it'll equal to whites voting for El-Sayed overall over doughy white girl because he's so dreamy. And tall."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (pfZGz)

120 I scoff at the people who insist there is genocide in Gaza. After all this time, if the Israelis were serious about genocide, Gaza would be empty by now.
It isn't.
They aren't.
Its bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 01:27 PM (2WIwB)

If the Nazis had been as incompetent at genocide as the Israelis appear to be, by 1945 there would have been 40 million more Jews in Europe than there had been in 1939.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Asc1p)

121 There's probably only two kinds of people on the planet who truly want all "Palestinians" dead.

Those two kinds of people are ... Egypt and Jordan.

I suspect both countries would gladly "genocide" all Palestinians.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

122 Cassidy Hutchinson jury (continued)

https://tinyurl.com/mrx3h6hh

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

123 120 If the Nazis had been as incompetent at genocide as the Israelis appear to be, by 1945 there would have been 40 million more Jews in Europe than there had been in 1939.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Asc1p)

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"Genocide isn't about killing populations. It's about having impure thoughts about the oppressed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:36 PM (pfZGz)

124 I think the political backlash for the opposition linking up with the Arab bloc would be decisive. I believe pledging not to do so has been a thing for most opposition parties for some time.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (U/Byj)
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It would be figuratively and potentially literally suicide.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 01:36 PM (RIvkX)

125 116 DC jury refuses to indict Cassidy Hutchinson.

https://x.com/Cernovich/status/2115217483225608259

It's time to move all trials out of DC. They aren't capable of being real citizens.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM

Great. Now we'll have to hear from Liz Cheney endlessly squaking about it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2026 01:36 PM (OkYzo)

126 Unless it's all correct and we're getting a dozen massive, ahistorical events all at once because gas went back to Biden era levels.
==
YES!!! I see you have seen the light of the gasoline fire!

Posted by: Hallelujah at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (anL5R)

127 In all the years I've been in this world, and it's a lot, I have never seen such screwy election "polling" ...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:33 PM (+gK6I)
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It's like everything that we would normally take as "communication" is used on the left. Not as a representation , but as a force to move you the way they want you moved.

This is how they use words, this is how they use numbers. Not to represent, report and inform. But to cause an effect.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (Fi81e)

128 Unless it's all correct and we're getting a dozen massive, ahistorical events all at once because gas went back to Biden era levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:34 PM (pfZGz)

Or that pollater who said it would be the hate vote that will win this election is correct...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (+gK6I)

129 The left is always happy to find self-gassing Jews who support terrorists killing Jews...

If what I've read holds up, Jooos in Michigan are now >60% voting for Mike Rogers.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)

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If Democrats lose the Michigan senate race because of underperformance from blacks and Jews...2027 is going to be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (pfZGz)


A lot of this year's Democrat hopes depend on the whole "Where are they going to go? What are they going to do? Not vote for us!?!!! Vote for Republicans! Hahaha!" same as it always was.

And hell, they may be right...but, at least, here in Texas and looking at elsewhere, I believe there may be some very shocking results coming up for the Dims that they will have to cheat like the wind to undo.

How many lost ballots can be found in the trunks of '67 Buicks? We may find out. Al Franken's "election" is a great demonstration of that.

Anyway, I predict 2 huge shocking loses for the Democrats this election cycle.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (YSUhf)

130 126 Unless it's all correct and we're getting a dozen massive, ahistorical events all at once because gas went back to Biden era levels.
==
YES!!! I see you have seen the light of the gasoline fire!

Posted by: Hallelujah at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (anL5R)

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Black pill! Black pill! We're all going to die!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (pfZGz)

131 So funny to me that with all of these pollsters self-admitting they flat out just make up their results we still see the newsies proclaiming them. Polling has been a con for a long time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (n5tGW)

132 Unless it's all correct and we're getting a dozen massive, ahistorical events all at once because gas went back to Biden era levels.
==
YES!!! I see you have seen the light of the gasoline fire!
Posted by: Hallelujah at October 28, 2026 01:37 PM (anL5R)
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2020 is one of the biggest gaslights in history.

The Scamdemic.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (Fi81e)

133 One of the more comedic things that leftists are yelling on Twixxer is that "20 million Arabs aren't getting their say in this election!"

Which is technically true, but the part they leave out is that these are people living in Gaza and The West Bank which both are technically their own nations with their own elections. Not that they have any any for a while, 20 years or so in Gaza.

Its like complaining that Mexico doesn't get a vote in our elections. Why are 150 million Canadians not voting in the USA??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (TMNW7)

134 110 In all the years I've been in this world, and it's a lot, I have never seen such screwy election "polling" ...
Posted by: It's me donna

Yet you voted for Chester A. Arthur irregardless?

Posted by: Donna The Seasoned Voter at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (EdP2u)

135 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (pfZGz)

I have put my theory on the line a bit with a future prediction which ought to be settled next week - which is a dumb idea because the future is very hard to predict.

But seeing as I've picked the race to lay my claim on I'm happy to roll with it.

I'm also happy to be wrong. I'm sure I was wrong once sometime in the 90's.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (gtzLh)

136 I scoff at the people who insist there is genocide in Gaza. After all this time, if the Israelis were serious about genocide, Gaza would be empty by now.
It isn't.
They aren't.
Its bullshit.
Posted by: Diogenes


A first-world military, trying to "genocide" a third-world population, in an area smaller than Rhode Island.

With 80 years to do it, they've now got a population of genocidees that's bigger than what they started with.

I think these crafty Joooos may not be quite as crafty as they're purported to be.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (VHUov)

137 It's time to move all trials out of DC. They aren't capable of being real citizens.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)
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Simple act of Congress is all it would take, I believe.

And I fully support it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (EwQhr)

138
The key to understanding Michigan politics is that the vote is largely ceremonial.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

===============

OT, related to ceremonial voting:

Judge disqualifies the US attorney overseeing the 20,000 suspected noncitizen ballots in California. Order temporarily stayed.

(different) US District Judge will issue ruling on the case of the as-yet-unsequestered ballots later today. If the DOJ loses, back to the Ninth Circuit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (mmrXZ)

139 But it would make for an entertaining meeting when the security cabinet briefs the full cabinet following the massive Israeli-US offensive strike against Iran. The reactions of the Arab ministers would be priceless.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 01:39 PM (U/Byj)

140


Just view any Democrat you encounter as someone who would like to see you dead.

Works for me.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 28, 2026 01:39 PM (VuTBl)

141 Genocide isn't about killing populations. It's about having impure thoughts about the oppressed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:36 PM (pfZGz)

Genocide is when someone disagrees with the Left on more than zero things.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:39 PM (gtzLh)

142 Not only are lot of Michigan Jews walking away from al-Sayed, so are the blacks. There is a lot of tension between blacks and muzzies and a cool vid showed Chris Cuomo shocked that a black man said he voted for Rogers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 01:39 PM (f8snw)

143
Yet you voted for Chester A. Arthur irregardless?
Posted by: Donna The Seasoned Voter at October 28, 2026 01:38 PM (EdP2u)

LOL... I'm not that old...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:39 PM (+gK6I)

144 Based on what I'm seeing on my newsfeeds, the MSM is pulling out ALL the stops on the Anti-DJT, anti-Republican psyop front. Election Day must be getting closer.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 01:39 PM (rj6Yv)

145 Great. Now we'll have to hear from Liz Cheney endlessly squaking about it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2026 01:36 PM (OkYzo)
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I think she's busy with Raskins merkin.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:40 PM (EwQhr)

146 You voted no on 39 ? The voting requiring photo ID proposition ?
Posted by: It's me donna
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Yep, sounded fishy to me. Was that a mistake?

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 01:40 PM (UjdFS)

147 It's time to move all trials out of DC.

I proposed a constitutional amendment years back where every time there is a trial in DC it is instead handled in a random state, since DC is not technically a state and is merely a support structure for the federal offices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:40 PM (TMNW7)

148
Yep, sounded fishy to me. Was that a mistake?
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 01:40 PM (UjdFS)

Could be.. Doesn't matter... If it were to pass some Judge would rule it unconstitutional or something...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:41 PM (+gK6I)

149 I scoff at the people who insist there is genocide in Gaza.

Posted by: Diogenes
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I flat out tell them they don't know the definition of key words they are trying to use.

I don't take reports seriously from people who don't know what words mean.

Credibility Card? Declined.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:41 PM (Fi81e)

150 Just for knowledge sake, there are roughly 2 million people in Gaza and 4 million in the West Bank.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 01:42 PM (n5tGW)

151 NYT/Siena put out a poll of the MN senate race showing the D winning by 14.

The pollster also put out a piece saying...that it may be their Selzer poll (the IA poll from 2024 showing Kamala up by 3).

Strong confidence, I can tell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:42 PM (pfZGz)

152 I'm sure I was wrong once sometime in the 90's.
Posted by: ...
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I once thought that I was...but I was wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:42 PM (XeU6L)

153 After all this is CA. Don't trust the wording of any of the measures.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2026 01:43 PM (UjdFS)

154 Based on what I'm seeing on my newsfeeds, the MSM is pulling out ALL the stops on the Anti-DJT, anti-Republican psyop front

A woman who accused Turmp of groping her in late October 2024 now claims she actually raped him... in late October 2026. This was supposed to piggyback on the Cornell 7 thing but the air went out of that balloon in a hurry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:43 PM (TMNW7)

155 I proposed a constitutional amendment years back where every time there is a trial in DC it is instead handled in a random state, since DC is not technically a state and is merely a support structure for the federal offices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:40 PM (TMNW7)
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That is sound. There were never supposed to be residents there. It was 10 miles square. You can drive a buggy into it and out of it, easy.

There is a reason they named it a "district".

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:43 PM (Fi81e)

156 I went to Israel a dozen years ago. We were on a little guided tour of some ruins near Tel Aviv; there was much friendly discussion between the guide and the small group of tourists. The guide was a leftist and very free with his criticism of Israel. One of the tourists, an American-born professor at some college in England, started heavily criticizing Israel as regarded the current Palestinian situation. The guide quickly turned on him and if you had just shown up you would have thought he was a right-wing nationalist.

From my limited experience, Israeli politics and identity are very different from what we think of here. It probably comes with being a small country surrounded by enemies and living next to a terrorist state.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 28, 2026 01:43 PM (9ZFZd)

157 Can anyone think of a moar disturbing semi successful rock hit than Europe’s ‘The Final Countdown’?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 01:44 PM (Wp1X1)

158 From Amit Segal's It's Noon in Israel newsletter. They are looking at the Arab vote -

On election day, police detained three Negev residents, one of them a senior figure at Siyua 48, the charity widely seen as part of the parent organization behind Ra’am. According to police, they were carrying tens of thousands of shekels in cash, packed in envelopes marked “A gift from the Islamic Movement.” Overnight, according to right-wing lawmakers, polling observers in Arab towns reported voters arriving at the ballot box holding fuel cards and gift cards they had been handed at the entrance, and some voters allegedly said the cards were payment for voting Ra’am.

If cash envelopes and gift cards moved even a fraction of a seat, in an election decided by a handful of seats and a 3.25 percent threshold, they could have decided who clears the line and whether Netanyahu or Eisenkot gets to 61. The Central Elections Committee and the police now have one week until the official results to show the public that the count can be trusted.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 01:44 PM (kX27y)

159
It seems to me that the left, globally speaking, is on a world-wide tear to take over it all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

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I haven't read Lenin, but I think that's been the case since his time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:46 PM (mmrXZ)

160 NYT/Siena put out a poll of the MN senate race showing the D winning by 14.

Flanagan is a real piece of work... Stupid MN...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:46 PM (+gK6I)

161 I flat out tell them they don't know the definition of key words they are trying to use.

I don't take reports seriously from people who don't know what words mean.

Credibility Card? Declined.
Posted by: Axeman
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My response in personal conversations is 'Well, one of us is ignorant', and leave them to ponder that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

162 It seems to me that the left, globally speaking, is on a world-wide tear to take over it all.

The more that they lose, the more they freak out and double down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:47 PM (TMNW7)

163 My response in personal conversations is 'Well, one of us is ignorant', and leave them to ponder that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

Lost on a libtard

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:47 PM (gtzLh)

164 It seems to me that the left, globally speaking, is on a world-wide tear to take over it all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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It has been for 100 years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

165 I'm feeling ultra mega ok about the midterms. My black pill has turned into a pill of optimism.

Most of the doomers are grifters like the Barnes and Baris crew that have roped some usually decent people into their doomer grift spiral.

"If Trump had only kept any of his promises!!" And then spewing about the "Epstein Class"

Easy to spot.

Posted by: GigantorX at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (KJljb)

166 I voted. I voted for Paxton so hard I nearly broke the touch screen. Talerifreako is going to feel that vote when it lands like a prime Mike Tyson punch.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (wVcYX)

167 NYT/Siena put out a poll of the MN senate race showing the D winning by 14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:42 PM (pfZGz)
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Every other recent poll is within the MOE, so Siena should worried. No other poll since August has had the margin greater than 4.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (f5HbQ)

168 The more that they lose, the more they freak out and double down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:47 PM (TMNW7)

I think you'll find they are FAR worse in victory. The best part of that though is they kill each other.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (gtzLh)

169 It seems to me that the left, globally speaking, is on a world-wide tear to take over it all.

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They are called "The Left" because they are about reforming the world for their idea of "progress".

If they can lift a stone, it will be unturned.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (Fi81e)

170 These pollsters pretty much slit a chickens throat, spit rum at it, drop 3 sharks teeth in a bowl and decide who is ahead by which way the splatter pattern runs.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (OkYzo)

171 >>It seems to me that the left, globally speaking, is on a world-wide tear to take over it all.


Like islam, Marxism requires subjegation.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 01:49 PM (Qugny)

172 My money is the leftists will form a coalition with the Islamists and it will later fall apart.

Posted by: SamIam at October 28, 2026 01:49 PM (wlfXV)

173
Flanagan is a real piece of work... Stupid MN...
Posted by: It's me donna

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Fuck Minnesota. I bet they'd be sinking even without their cultural enrichers from Somalia.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:50 PM (mmrXZ)

174 None of the Arab parties will declare old greek homos a terrorist group, nor will they stand for gladiator movie policies .

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2026 01:50 PM (Sq0YH)

175 If cash envelopes and gift cards moved even a fraction of a seat, in an election decided by a handful of seats and a 3.25 percent threshold, they could have decided who clears the line and whether Netanyahu or Eisenkot gets to 61. The Central Elections Committee and the police now have one week until the official results to show the public that the count can be trusted.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 01:44 PM (kX27y)

This is the actual test of whether you have a legitimate Democracy, or not... a test the US Failed in 2020 IMO.

Jan 6 was NOT about overturning the election, it was a plea for Congress to slow down so evidence could be gathered... so Congress could DO their job of ensuring it was a fair election before accepting the Electoral Votes.

And we saw that the 'winners' of the election, then used their power to BURY anyone who disputed the results.... results we now know had many many discrepancies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)

176 Flanagan is a real piece of work... Stupid MN...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:46 PM (+gK6I)

She boasts about having a high school 1.75 GPA. And how far she's come since then.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 01:51 PM (kX27y)

177 It's a country full of Jews. Ask any two a question and you'll get three answers. But nobody wants to be raped and beheaded.

It's not the far-flung, quaint, romantic rape and beheading that suburban AWFLs approve of from the comfort of their imported Italian furniture when they hear some jumped-up Arab or Communist or hoodrat politician defending Duh Cultcha.

It's the up-close-and-personal type of rape and beheading that could touch you and your family at any time, no matter how much your husband might be grifting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 01:52 PM (BI5O2)

178
My money is the leftists will form a coalition with the Islamists and it will later fall apart.
Posted by: SamIam

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The Red-Green coalition is well underway, and will grow as long as tyrants are capable of compartmentalization -- which is always. (red is the commies and green is the Islamists)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:52 PM (mmrXZ)

179 It seems to me that the left, globally speaking, is on a world-wide tear to take over it all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

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I haven't read Lenin, but I think that's been the case since his time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:46 PM (mmrXZ)
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After the Administration cut off the flood of globalist cash out of Washington paid out to leftist constituencies around the world, the panic has finally reached its cornered-rat state. The United States leads the world in Space, military power, energy, AI, industrial might, medicine, and diplomatic projection. The PRC is on the ropes, Vlad's mired in a stupid war, the EUC is enfeebled and all they have left to fight off the Yankee Empire are Third World fanatics.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

180 Like islam, Marxism requires subjegation.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 01:49 PM (Qugny)
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Mainly because it's the "Arc of History". To Marx is was "inevitable" as the progress of history, but to later Marxists, it is nonetheless the way it should go.

The theory just has a totalitarian stage, though. After that we're all living in freedom on communes, where all the barriers to "dignity" are removed and everybody contributes because they have been given their dignity.

But yeah, they have to take over everything to beat Man into a shape where he inherits the benefits of Marxism. There is nothing that should resist it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (Fi81e)

181 167 NYT/Siena put out a poll of the MN senate race showing the D winning by 14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:42 PM (pfZGz)
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Every other recent poll is within the MOE, so Siena should worried. No other poll since August has had the margin greater than 4.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (f5HbQ)

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Sometimes, the outlier is the right one!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (pfZGz)

182 I once thought that I was...but I was wrong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:42 PM


In fairness, nobody's perfect.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

183 The more that they lose, the more they freak out and double down.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Touting, again, 'A Conservative History of the American Left', Flynn. The 60's/70's Left were eager to (and did) promote and use violence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (XeU6L)

184 We elected a man with a Muslim father and Muslim step father and who went to a Muslim secondary school and traveled to Pakistan with his Muslim friends as an adult a mere 7years after 9/11.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (Ti9vn)

185 I proposed a constitutional amendment years back where every time there is a trial in DC it is instead handled in a random state, since DC is not technically a state and is merely a support structure for the federal offices.

Congress can do that without an amendment.

The Constitution says that Congress determines where Federal trials are held when the event being litigated occurs outside of a state.

Washington DC isn't a state.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (aD4fx)

186 the eminently corrupt Senator Blumenthal, that paragon of American virtue, is sending out threats in writing to any ship bringing diesel from Russia to America.

What a piece of shit that guy is...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:54 PM (0lGst)

187
She boasts about having a high school 1.75 GPA. And how far she's come since then.
Posted by: beckster

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Sounds like she'd make the perfect running mate for Newsom, who has bragged about his low SAT scores and dyslexia.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:54 PM (mmrXZ)

188 Can anyone think of a moar disturbing semi successful rock hit than Europe’s ‘The Final Countdown’?

Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi.

I hate that stupid song.

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026 01:54 PM (Oy/m2)

189 You keep giving us shit, but I tell ya, our women were too hairy and wart ridden to get us excited.

Posted by: Old Greek Homos at October 28, 2026 01:54 PM (UjdFS)

190 186 the eminently corrupt Senator Blumenthal, that paragon of American virtue, is sending out threats in writing to any ship bringing diesel from Russia to America.

What a piece of shit that guy is...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:54 PM (0lGst)

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I'm sure he has a long history of threatening British, French, and Germans who import Russian oil because they are traitors to Ukraine through the war with Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:55 PM (pfZGz)

191
Hmmm........


Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin
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49m
🚨 SCOOP: I’m now hearing from several sources that JD Vance is coming to Minnesota.

It is NOT for a rally.

This is in regard to a major fraud announcement. 👀

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 01:55 PM (kX27y)

192 Sheep, Wolves and Sheep Dogs.

The sheep can't tell the difference between the wolves and the sheep dogs.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 01:55 PM (Ti9vn)

193 191 🚨 SCOOP: I’m now hearing from several sources that JD Vance is coming to Minnesota.

It is NOT for a rally.

This is in regard to a major fraud announcement. 👀

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 01:55 PM (kX27y)

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Idea:

Combine them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:56 PM (pfZGz)

194 The war in Gaza, which flattened the territory and killed 74,000 Palestinians, has left Israel increasingly isolated on the world stage, with a decisive shift in global public opinion against it, including in its closest ally the United States.

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sure, Jan

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 01:56 PM (AKptf)

195 🚨 SCOOP: I’m now hearing from several sources that JD Vance is coming to Minnesota.

It is NOT for a rally.

This is in regard to a major fraud announcement. 👀

Posted by: beckster at October2026 01:55 PM (kX27y)

Hopefully it's to frog march Walz to prison

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:56 PM (+gK6I)

196 The theory just has a totalitarian stage, though. After that we're all living in freedom on communes, where all the barriers to "dignity" are removed and everybody contributes because they have been given their dignity.
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"Communism is utopia", they say. Curiously, unable to provide a single successful example, even on a small scale.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:56 PM (XeU6L)

197 Idea:

Combine them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:56 PM (pfZGz)

Good idea.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 01:57 PM (kX27y)

198 Major Fraud...is he related to Major Waste ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 01:57 PM (AKptf)

199 Vance goes to these fraud things all the time. I think he did one in CA a few days ago.

The work is continuous, and he's in charge of the task force.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:58 PM (pfZGz)

200 Combine them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:56 PM (pfZGz)

Good idea.
Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 01:57 PM (kX27y)

Tafoya has distanced herself from the Trump administration which is wise in MN

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:58 PM (+gK6I)

201 Hopefully it's to frog march Walz to prison
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:56 PM (+gK6I)
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Can we scoop up Flanagan simultaneously?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:58 PM (0lGst)

202 Major Fraud...is he related to Major Waste ?
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 01:57 PM (AKptf)

Major Major?

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Oy/m2)

203 SCOOP: I’m now hearing from several sources that JD Vance is coming to Minnesota.

It is NOT for a rally.
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Hopefully, there are U.S. Marshalls, and, handcuffs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (XeU6L)

204 Jan 6 was NOT about overturning the election, it was a plea for Congress to slow down so evidence could be gathered... so Congress could DO their job of ensuring it was a fair election before accepting the Electoral Votes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2026 01:50 PM (mP0Kj)
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Somebody would have to explain to me how you have an insurrection that's more orderly on the inside of the "Seat of power".

That whole drama with breaking the windows and Babbitt happened 15 minutes after the last Congressfool was evacuated from the building.

But you have to pay attention to the timeline--and a lot of lefties were totally incapable of understanding the timeline of the Trayvon Martin killing.

Also, very much not known was the crush where the authorities gathered in riot gear ~ 3:15 trying to crush "protestors" against the back wall of the rotunda.

That's probably where some fucking damage was done!!

I wanted nothing to do with January 6th--but what I've since seen is appalling. How fucking rigged this incident still is by mainstream press.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (Fi81e)

205 Can we scoop up Flanagan simultaneously?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:58 PM (0lGst)

Yes, I forgot she's neck deep in this too...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

206 I'm sure the Vance visit is purposely timed and not random as far as the election goes. And I am fine with this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (n5tGW)

207 The IRGC last seen heading for their underground bunkers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (8Uo7a)

208 the eminently corrupt Senator Blumenthal, that paragon of American virtue, is sending out threats in writing to any ship bringing diesel from Russia to America.

What a piece of shit that guy is...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 01:54 PM (0lGst)


I had it pointed out to me that the US and the USN, unlike the Euros and most of the rest of the world, consider that any shipping carrying US cargo to or from US ports are considered under US protection, no matter what the flagging.
Should France or England or Holland decide to interdict Russian flagged shipping carrying oil or diesel to US ports, they have just recreated the crisis that brought on the Quasi War with France or the War of 1812.

Now the Euros have not problem with buying diesel that comes from Russia, France is still buying lots, but they have a problem with not being able to seize Russian shipping as they see fit. Blumenthal is probably just acting on this European reluctance.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (rbvCR)

209 Not been around the hq much, too busy. Hubby nec and I are in ID for a bit of vacation. Noticed their Prop 1 on the ballot Tuesday. Am I reading this correctly that the ghouls want abortion to 9 months? Has the hq coveted this?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (LsH0u)

210
These fraud raids are getting to be like school shootings. There's one a week, and the culprit is always the same.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (mmrXZ)

211 We elected a man with a Muslim father and Muslim step father and who went to a Muslim secondary school and traveled to Pakistan with his Muslim friends as an adult a mere 7years after 9/11.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (Ti9vn)

Well, Obama's putative father was a muslim. His probable real father, FranK Marshall Davis, was a Commie.

Either way, Barky's background was a hinky as Hell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (Asc1p)

212 Sheep, Wolves and Sheep Dogs.

The sheep can't tell the difference between the wolves and the sheep dogs.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 01:55 PM (Ti9vn)

It is a well known fact that sheep are stupid.

Posted by: Babe at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (wVcYX)

213 The American Left went back to hating America soon after 9/11.

10/7 was just a continuation of 9/11 against the Great Satan and his brother.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (Ti9vn)

214 Palestine, Tx is taking a BEATING, boy........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (JJVUM)

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Tell me about it

Posted by: East Palestine, OH at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (0bjKf)

215 "The war in Gaza, which flattened the territory and killed 74,000 Palestinians, has left Israel increasingly isolated on the world stage, with a decisive shift in global public opinion against it, including in its closest ally the United States."

Naturally, because before the terrorist 10/6 Palestinian invasion, "global public opinion" was favoring Israel and Israel wasn't "isolated on the world stage". You see, contemporary history only began after Israel responded to an existential enemy hellbent on River-To-The-Sea ideology. Nothing predated the hostility and global opinion was amicable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (oji8u)

216 Major Fraud...is he related to Major Waste ?
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 01:57 PM (AKptf)

Major Major?
Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026 01:58 PM (Oy/m2)


Captain Tripps.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (rbvCR)

217 “ Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.”

Isaiah 5:20

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (wn0/z)

218 To frame it: I worked the entire day on January 6th on a customer deployment.

When I got done for the day my reaction was "What did those assholes do now?"

Every piece of information I learned unraveled that picture big time--and I still don't know how credible the case that "Antifa broke all the windows".

It just wouldn't surprise me were that true.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (Fi81e)

219 Major Fraud...is he related to Major Waste ?
Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 01:57 PM (AKptf)

Major Major?
Posted by: dantesed
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There has to be a catch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (XeU6L)

220 We elected a man with a Muslim father and Muslim step father and who went to a Muslim secondary school and traveled to Pakistan with his Muslim friends as an adult a mere 7years after 9/11.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 01:53 PM (Ti9vn)

Well, Obama's putative father was a muslim. His probable real father, FranK Marshall Davis, was a Commie.

Either way, Barky's background was a hinky as Hell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (Asc1p)

Muslim/Commie, whatever it takes.

Posted by: The Left at October 28, 2026 02:01 PM (wVcYX)

221 >> "The war in Gaza, which flattened the territory and killed 74,000 Palestinians...


It's a damned shame. Get those numbers UP, Israel.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 02:01 PM (Qugny)

222 St. Cloud.........big cluster of Somalis there.....also close to the rock and cow populations of red, rural MN.

Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin

The FAA has issued a VIP flight restriction notice for St. Cloud, Minnesota, this Friday, just four days before Election Day.

Seems significant.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:02 PM (kX27y)

223 221 >> "The war in Gaza, which flattened the territory and killed 74,000 Palestinians...


It's a start....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 02:02 PM (+gK6I)

224 Bill Melugin xeeted that the NYT, of all places, published an investigative piece blaming the entire "Dan Sullivan" mess in Alaska on a deliberate effort by Mary Peltola campaign to create a dirty trick to fool voters.

Pretty obvious, and also the foundation of the Trump legal attack on the election, so it is interesting the Times is publishing this now. I can only think they knew it was coming out and wanted to spin first.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 02:02 PM (0lGst)

225 177 It's a country full of Jews. Ask any two a question and you'll get three answers.

My favorite saw about rabbis (and lawyers):
9 rabbis, 10 opinions.

Posted by: scurrilous nobody at October 28, 2026 02:02 PM (NGJZx)

226
I'm sure the Vance visit is purposely timed and not random as far as the election goes. And I am fine with this.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

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It's so jaw droppingly commonplace that you can't time it around anything as far as I'm concerned. It's going to be a weekly thing for a while.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:03 PM (mmrXZ)

227 I love the idea of a Red Green alliance. Too bad Edgar Montrose isn't around to help out.

Posted by: maggie at October 28, 2026 02:03 PM (vVB2i)

228 Is this a thing?

Clinton Judge Overseeing Case Against Nicolas Maduro Dies

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:04 PM (ccf/V)

229 My favorite saw about rabbis (and lawyers):
9 rabbis, 10 opinions.
Posted by: scurrilous nobody at October 28, 2026 02:02 PM (NGJZx)


My favorite saw about Italians is the family fight that is about everyone agreeing for the wrong reason

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

230 2pm misinformation round-up

FoxNews - BOMBSHELL - ALASKA BITCH LOOKED FOR A SECOND DAN SULLIVAN TO SPLIT THE VOTE

REPORTED BY THE NEW YORK TIMES
Market rates unchanged.

MSNOW - Trump lifting sanctions on Russia

CNN - Federal reserve rates stay same.

CBC --since President Trump broke up with Canada, our new relationship with the scaggly-toothed, sweaty, 300 pound parapalegic Detroit whore known as the EU has issues.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)

231 When I heard that 2 men died of heart issues during the "riot", I pictured somewhat inbred, fat, out of shape, elder-ish men, and too out of shape to survive this ordeal them put themselves through.

I did not picture healthy-looking guys who's heart failed because of a flash bang shot straight at them exploding on their chest, in a previously peacefully milling crowd.

Fuck DC.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

232 Noticed their Prop 1 on the ballot Tuesday. Am I reading this correctly that the ghouls want abortion to 9 months? Has the hq coveted this?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (LsH0u)

That's quite a typo

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 28, 2026 02:04 PM (9ZFZd)

233 For being smart we sure can be dumb.

Posted by: Jews at October 28, 2026 02:05 PM (3CmSR)

234
It's a country full of Jews. Ask any two a question and you'll get three answers.

__________

Q: Why do you Jews always answer a question with a question?

A: Why shouldn't we?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 02:05 PM (eRlcH)

235 Dr. Yep, I’m tops on typos. COVERED.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 28, 2026 02:05 PM (LsH0u)

236 My favorite saw about rabbis (and lawyers):
9 rabbis, 10 opinions.
Posted by: scurrilous
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"On the one hand...but on the other hand..."

"Get me a one-handed economist!" -- Truman

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 02:05 PM (XeU6L)

237 AnonymousBotomous - there's long been a humorous expression for what you describe:

It all started when I hit him back.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 02:05 PM (U/Byj)

238 Anyone here live in FL? Heard about this? A lady in full burka:

A woman walked up to the public comment mic and blasted the Islamic call to prayer. The Board told her to stop the recording, she kept playing it, and a law enforcement officer had to step in.

https://tinyurl.com/mwucshmz

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:06 PM (kX27y)

239 Most of the doomers are grifters like the Barnes and Baris crew that have roped some usually decent people into their doomer grift spiral.

"If Trump had only kept any of his promises!!" And then spewing about the "Epstein Class"

Easy to spot.
Posted by: GigantorX at October 28, 2026 01:48 PM (KJljb)

---

What in the world happened to Baris? I followed him for years and then finally dumped him 6 months ago. Like watching someone get body snatched.

Posted by: Spartacus at October 28, 2026 02:08 PM (ZQ9dP)

240 Well that's some crazy dem early voting numbers in NJ, in such a traditionally deep red state too!

And the great thing about early voting is you get to vote over and over again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 02:08 PM (n5tGW)

241 For some reason. I don't know why.

The Deuce you say, sir!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (iIyc0)

242 >>Most of the doomers are grifters like the Barnes and Baris crew that have roped some usually decent people into their doomer grift spiral.


Those cocksuckers decided to make their money on the gambling markets.

Baris got seriously infected by Barnes, sadly.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (Qugny)

243 Sorry, in my description of the EU, I forgot disease-ridden.

We'll see if love survives....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

244 “ Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.”

Isaiah 5:20
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2026 02:00 PM (wn0/z)
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We'd like a word

Posted by: Ministry of Love at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

245 What in the world happened to Baris? I followed him for years and then finally dumped him 6 months ago. Like watching someone get body snatched.

Posted by: Spartacus at October 28, 2026 02:08 PM (ZQ9dP)
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I feel much the same way about Carlson.

But these days, I'm resigned to the idea that Fox and his staff kept him in check. The result was a better product.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (Fi81e)

246 If the Israeli left sides with the Arab minority, then they deserve what will eventually happen to them. France, England and Spain should show them what to expect.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (IhCpn)

247 240 Well that's some crazy dem early voting numbers in NJ, in such a traditionally deep red state too!

I'm devastated.. I was sure there would be a red wave in NJ....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (+gK6I)

248 I’ve actually been to Palestine, Texas.
It would only take about two bombs to destroy the crossroads that make up the entire town.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (6ydKt)

249 These fraud raids are getting to be like school shootings. There's one a week, and the culprit is always the same.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (mmrXZ)

And known to authorities long before...

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (gtzLh)

250 Hubby nec and I are in ID for a bit of vacation. Noticed their Prop 1 on the ballot Tuesday. Am I reading this correctly that the ghouls want abortion to 9 months? Has the hq coveted this?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 28, 2026 01:59 PM (LsH0u)

I live here, and it's The Big Issue. I think it will fail. I pray it fails. The money for this baby-killing proposition is coming from out of state (of course). Ada County (Boise) is the possible monkey wrench.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 28, 2026 02:10 PM (PSEDc)

251 rhomboid: "It all started when I hit him back."

There's that universal truth. And then there's the framing by newsies which is now another universal truth: If it isn't Left-leaning, then it's not a story or the story is wrong.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 28, 2026 02:10 PM (oji8u)

252 Israel is so isolated their defense industries are rationing their products to foreign buyers, even limp non-entities like Germany are punking their Arab investors to co-produce Israeli defense gear, countries are moving their embassies to Jerusalem, and trade of all kinds is booming. Not to mention a de facto economic/strategic alignment with Greece and Cyprus gaining momentum.

Remember kids, many around the world hate the US (true), hate Trump especially (true) - which provides exactly zero substantive information on whether the US is thriving, pursuing the right policies, etc. The same ridiculous propaganda for retards "press" that generates anti-US and and anti-Trump animus is the one creating a climate of hate for Israel.

Vance never looks ready for prime time on international matters, but his "Israel is isolated" was particularly beclowning. Oh well.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 02:10 PM (U/Byj)

253 Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:06 PM (kX27y)

Epic troll?

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 02:10 PM (gtzLh)

254 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 02:11 PM (ccf/V)

255 If the troll is coming on here touting NJ voting Numbers he must be worried...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 02:11 PM (+gK6I)

256
A woman walked up to the public comment mic and blasted the Islamic call to prayer. The Board told her to stop the recording, she kept playing it, and a law enforcement officer had to step in.

https://tinyurl.com/mwucshmz
Posted by: beckster

=================

And all the MSM showed was Muslim woman dragged away from a public podium, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 02:11 PM (mmrXZ)

257 Anyone here live in FL? Heard about this? A lady in full burka:

A woman walked up to the public comment mic and blasted the Islamic call to prayer. The Board told her to stop the recording, she kept playing it, and a law enforcement officer had to step in.

https://tinyurl.com/mwucshmz
Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:06 PM (kX27y)

likely
arab
deranged
yahoo

Certainly not a respected person of the female persuasion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Asc1p)

258 Tmj literally shaking right now.

Posted by: Poor maga at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (V6HcE)
---
Actually, if you don't completely take politics over, you'll fuck up royally like you always do. And remind people how Democrats fuck everything up.

"Affordability" is a word. During Biden it was "Pay no attention to the inflation behind the curtain!!"

Which is why you reaped Trump.

Only worried about your fascist tendencies going full blown.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 02:12 PM (Fi81e)

259 Screw this state......program is only for enrolled Medi-Cal members.


Christopher Rufo
@christopherrufo
·
2h
EXCLUSIVE: California has launched a new program delivering free luxury food boxes to welfare recipients—including organic produce, fresh-caught salmon, and Amy's prepared meals.

It's like free Instacart for welfare queens.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 02:13 PM (kX27y)

260 Why would anyone even notice NJ voting? Everyone knows the votes are rigged here. Hell, it might be the only state I know of where it is legal to give cash to church ministers at election time to pay for ... incidentals, like transporting voters to the polls, and ...things.

When former governor Brendan Byrne died, his son joked at the Memorial Service that his father wanted to be buried in Union County so "he could stay active in politics". Everyone laughed, knowingly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (hF7Dm)

261 Gaza has about 2.5 million of which about 30% are fighting age so 74,000 doesn't sound like a lot to me.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 02:14 PM (Ti9vn)

262 US cargo to or from US ports are considered under US protection, no matter what the flagging.
---

We sunk the French fleet at the beginning of WWII.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 02:21 PM (vOxCS)

263 We sunk the French fleet at the beginning of WWII.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 02:21 PM (vOxCS)
====

The Royal Navy did the heavy lifting during Operation Catapult in 1940. Roosevelt was so impressed, that in November, 1942 we finished off the cripples.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 02:39 PM (rj6Yv)

264 246 If the Israeli left sides with the Arab minority, then they deserve what will eventually happen to them. France, England and Spain should show them what to expect.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (IhCpn)


Never underestimate how suicidal the self-gassing Jew is.

Posted by: Iblis at October 28, 2026 02:47 PM (9221z)

265 Parliamentary systems seem designed to ensure that mediocre leaders devoid of majority support generally run the show. Presumably it is designed to produce moderation, but I don't see a lot of evidence for that.
Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 01:18 PM (NGJZx)

EU style parliamentary systems ensure everyone or almost everyone is represented, which isn't happening in anglosphere where 49% can have zero seats while 51% all the seats, AND that these groups can determine their leader by a vote of majority. its not inherently bad but when you have 20% arabs in your country it will eventually blow up in your face

Posted by: juicer at October 28, 2026 05:58 PM (aY+f1)

266 264 246 If the Israeli left sides with the Arab minority, then they deserve what will eventually happen to them. France, England and Spain should show them what to expect.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 28, 2026 02:09 PM (IhCpn)

the guys who were butchered on 7.10 are the ones who are voting for the radical commie left who want to bring hamas supporters in. because they are kibbutzniks and have always been commies. f em.

Posted by: juicer at October 28, 2026 06:00 PM (aY+f1)

267 If Israel becomes pro Arab, why would they expect ANY support by America?

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 28, 2026 08:49 PM (VtzAf)

268 I visited sevewral sites however tthe auio feature for audio songs present at this site
is genuinely marvelous. xnxx

Posted by: https://free.xnxxtubexxx.cc/ at October 28, 2026 11:14 PM (liplI)

269 re: Israeli elections
It's almost as if Jewish lawyers wrote their constitution, it's so confusing.

Posted by: Riddle at October 29, 2026 05:51 AM (EagFv)

#HeToo: Scientist Falsely Accused of Sexual Harassment Proves Case and Wins $6 Million Defamation Judgment

Wait until you find out what the "#HeToo" in the headline means.

'I lost everything': Ex-MIT scientist David Sabatini goes on camera for first time since $6M verdict

By Ted Daniel, Boston 25 News

BOSTON -- A Boston jury has awarded former MIT biology professor Dr. David Sabatini $6 million after finding that a former colleague, Dr. Kristin Knouse, defamed him. The verdict came years after her sexual misconduct allegations cost the renowned scientist his lab, his job, and his reputation.

Women never lie about rape or sexual harassment.

Never, h8rz. Never never never.

Do better, h8rz. #DoBetter.


The jury's verdict was announced on Oct. 16 after a three-week trial. Sabatini had sued Knouse for defamation and that she wrongly interfered with his job and his future career opportunities, according to court documents. Knouse filed a counterclaim accusing Sabatini of sexual harassment, creating a sexualized hostile environment and retaliation. The jury rejected her counterclaims.

"I lost everything. There was nothing left of my normal life," Sabatini told 25 Investigates' reporter Ted Daniel in his first on-camera interview since the verdict.
A leading scientist's fall

For about 24 years, Sabatini led a research lab at the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research in Cambridge, which is affiliated with MIT. His work focused on cell biology and its connections to cancer, aging, diabetes, and neurodegenerative diseases. His breakthroughs once made him a potential contender for the Nobel Prize.

His downfall began in 2020, when Knouse, an early career postdoctoral researcher at the Whitehead, accused him of sexual misconduct and harassment. She claimed Sabatini coerced her into a sexual relationship that lasted more than a year. Arguing before the Supreme Judicial Court, Knouse's attorney, Ellen Zucker, said Sabatini had sex with Knouse while she was a student and "continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

...

On TikTok and across social media, Sabatini was labeled a "predator," an "abuser," and a "creepy dirtbag." When New York University considered hiring him in 2022, students and faculty protested, chanting, "What do we want? Safety!" NYU did not offer him a job.

"It was horrible," Sabatini said. "'Rapists roaming the halls of MIT' was basically what was said."


Sabatini's sued Knouse over the accusations and his firing. In court, Sabatini and his legal team, led by Lisa G. Arrowood, argued the relationship was consensual. They also presented evidence they said showed Knouse had become jealous of another woman Sabatini was interested in and had sought to have him fired.

"She took what to me was very apparent from all our messages, a fully consensual relationship," Sabatini said. "She converted that into a coercive relationship, which then you can also sort of see the escalation of that to claims as horrible as rape, and then sexual assault."

Text messages entered as evidence show some of the exchanges between the two. On Jan. 5, 2020, Knouse wrote that she would "fixate on how I'm being held as a backup and competed against other women," adding that the anxiety was "not healthy for me, my science, or our relationship." On Jan. 17, after Sabatini told her he had kissed another woman, Knouse replied, "I'll be honest and say it definitely hurts to validate some of my anxieties in light of our closeness and discussions over the past few weeks."

Here comes her #HeToo admission: A text in which she admits she was "quite aggressive" in entering his hotel room for sex, and then joking she nearly raped him: she called it a #HeToo encoujnter.

In a video deposition, attorney Arrowood questioned Knouse about other messages. Knouse confirmed that she had written, "I know what I want, and I go after it." Asked about a message in which she wrote about visiting Sabatini's hotel room late at night during a work retreat, "In hindsight, it was quite aggressive, #hetoo," Knouse said she "was just making a joke about how I was being forward in that moment."

Women never lie about rape. Never. They never use such allegations for vengeance against a lover who has rejected them.

Documents from the case show Knouse called her campaign against Sabatini "Covert Operation Dethrone." In one message, she joked about buying a "Lambo" if she won a settlement.


Below: The lying criminal who defamed him and ruined his life attempts to explain away a text in which she wrote that she was "aggressive" when she went into his rom to seduce him and then joked that she almost raped him, writing #HeToo.

In other words, he was a #MeToo victim, but he's male, so it's #HeToo.

She's joking about the rape but this casts rather a lot of doubt on her claims of being relentlessly sexually stalked by this man and "coerced" into a sexual relationship against her will.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




Comments

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1 Dropping in from the skies,
Infrared laser eyes.
Gulping down pounds of fuel.

They better not tangle with me.
Supersonic can set you free.

Into the night.
Onward we ride,
Into the night.

Flying till the twilight rise.
Searching for midnight spies,
Slipping through the stratosphere.

They better not tangle with me,
Rockets on I'll keep my home free.

Into the night.
Onward we ride ...

WITH THE BLADE INTO FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:07 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (CfKHZ)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (NcvvS)

4 Believe all women, you bigot sexists ilshamophobic trans haters.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:09 PM (CfKHZ)

5 Thanks Nazdar.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 28, 2026 12:09 PM (O7YUW)

6 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable.

What, like in the back seat of a Volkswagen?

Posted by: Brodie at October 28, 2026 12:10 PM (Oh7rl)

7 On a lighter note, Hasan Piker is suing Scott Jennings for $72.5m for defamation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:10 PM (CfKHZ)

8 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (NcvvS)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:11 PM (CfKHZ)

9 MIT is another rape academy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 12:11 PM (Cqx++)

10 Democraps leave nothing but destruction and death.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 12:11 PM (8B4gm)

11 Documents from the case show Knouse called her campaign against Sabatini "Covert Operation Dethrone." In one message, she joked about buying a "Lambo" if she won a settlement.


Seems the Planned Parenthood method is spreading.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:12 PM (CfKHZ)

12
Wait until you find out what the "#HeToo" in the headline means.

But...that means I have to read the content!


Nope. Nuh-uh. Absolutely not. Fuck that. Fuck you.

🙄

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2026 12:12 PM (YSUhf)

13 Shut down higher ed and you eliminate a lot of this problem particularly those social sciences that demonstrate a high percentage of studies that cannot be replicated like sociology and psychology.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)

14 Pussy..........


"Choose the form of the destructor......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:13 PM (CfKHZ)

15 MIT is another rape academy?

Dang, beat me to it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

16 Anita Hill made this crap mainstream.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:13 PM (Ti9vn)

17 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable.

She was already feeling guilty about her plan.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2026 12:13 PM (oSFYW)

18 Gad, I am so sick of hearing charges of rape for when your relationship doesn't go the way you wanted it to. You can't walk away from a rapist. You can walk away from a guy you've decided you don't like.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

19 #WeToo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

20 She's joking about the rape but this casts rather a lot of doubt on her claims of being relentlessly sexually stalked by this man and "coerced" into a sexual relationship against her will.


They had a fling. He didn't see it as a relationship and sought other women, admittedly.

She went full on psycho and destroyed his life because he was HERS DAMNIT!!!!!!!

Gentlemen. Please. Stop it. Get some help.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:15 PM (CfKHZ)

21 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable.

*sits back, awaits onslaught of anal sex jokes*

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

22 #AllRapesMatter

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:15 PM (CfKHZ)

23 Oh man. You know this dweeb was sniffing Adderall off seven geeks' wieners behind the lab after drinking shots of reagent ethanol during a Revenge of the Nerds watch-party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (BI5O2)

24
#TuToo - Ballet rape.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (YSUhf)

25 Good that Sabatini got his day in court and won. But ... he was an absolute fucking retarded idiot to get involved with a subordinate with apparent mental issues.

Men get a bad rap as sex pests and predators, but so many of their problems could be avoided if they just kept their cocks in their pants at work and around women that have power or authority over.

This is not hard, guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy, we all know that one, right? Well, don't stick your dick in coworkers either, and especially not subordinates. 95% chance it ends badly.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

26 9 MIT is another rape academy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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Well, MIT's fake and gay inquisitorial courts (which were held not liable btw in litigation) sure screwed Sabatini in the ass without lube. Poor guy fled to Europe.

Academic courts of today remind me of medieval clergy demanding their own pseudo courts to try clergy rather than regular courts.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)

27 [i[Ellen Zucker, said Sabatini had sex with Knouse while she was a student and "continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

he kept forgetting to make certain she had a pillow under the small of her back.

Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (oY6Yp)

28 You should never fuck whores who work for you or with you.

Always get your whores away from work.Also, $14 is the going rate. Whores gotta eat too ya know.

Posted by: Al Czervik at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (8EQTH)

29 Ace, it is normal behavior for rape victims to suffer trauma and try to rape their rapists.

Posted by: MikeN at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (KleBY)

30
*sits back, awaits onslaught of anal sex jokes*
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)



How do you know she just wasn't comfortable with the Taiwan basket?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (CfKHZ)

31 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable.

Guy should moved when she said he was on her hair.

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (zuZpx)

32 *from the last thread*

He called you TMJ in one post and confused me for you in another.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)
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Temporo-Mandibular Joint could be a good nic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 12:17 PM (amcLV)

33 This is not hard, guys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

Are you done with phrasing?

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026 12:17 PM (Oy/m2)

34 You're welcome, G & R.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 12:18 PM (NcvvS)

35 Institutions of higher learning?

Someone just got schooled.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 12:18 PM (RORbl)

36 >>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:11 PM (CfKHZ)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

37 Prostitutes- #FeeToo

Sluts- #FreeToo

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:19 PM (Ti9vn)

38 Men get a bad rap as sex pests and predators, but so many of their problems could be avoided if they just kept their cocks in their pants at work and around women that have power or authority over.

This is not hard, guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy, we all know that one, right? Well, don't stick your dick in coworkers either, and especially not subordinates. 95% chance it ends badly.


I disagree. Many people meet their spouses at work, as I did. The answer is not to avoid relationships with the people you see the most, it's for people to be held accountable for provably illegal behavior, and not because they're part of a disfavored demographic. At the moment, we have the latter, but I wonder how many more incidents of gross abuse of rape allegations will be enough to make people rethink "believe all women". I hope we're getting close.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

39 "she joked about buying a 'Lambo' if she won a settlement."

[Slaps forehead]

Why didn't I think about that??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

40 I suspect that there are fewer incidents of false accusation than real rape, that there are more times a man has raped a woman than a woman has falsely accused a man in court of raping her.

The difference is one of attitude and consequences. When a man rapes a woman, the other men want to beat him to death with axe handles. He goes to prison for decades and the other prisoners treat him like the scum he is.

When a woman accuses a man of rape, she's immediately supported by most men and all women. When its proven it was not rape many women continue to support her and a large percentage of people demand she be left alone because a woman's accusation is sacred. If you punish her, that will scare women off from accusing women of rape!

And the man's life is still ruined he forever after has a blight on his professional and personal relationships. It can end careers, end friendships, get them shunned even if its proven false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:19 PM (TMNW7)

41 #BeToo

Air Force Global Strike Command rape.

Posted by: far cry at October 28, 2026 12:19 PM (Oh7rl)

42 Just more evidence of the psychopatriarchy at work. Its men like him that cause women to have to suffer through these traumas because they have all the power. Its rapists from top to bottom.

Posted by: V (formerly known at Even Ensler) at October 28, 2026 12:20 PM (anL5R)

43 "not healthy for me, my science, "

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 28, 2026 12:20 PM (9mw3J)

44 #SeaBeeToo

Naval Construction Battalions rape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:20 PM (CfKHZ)

45 How do you know she just wasn't comfortable with the Taiwan basket?

I KNOW I'm going to regret asking.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

46 She dressed very conservatively in the deposition, not like the lying slut she apparently is.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 28, 2026 12:20 PM (QaH55)

47 Douchebags - #U2

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 12:20 PM (8B4gm)

48 This is not hard, guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy, we all know that one, right? Well, don't stick your dick in coworkers either, and especially not subordinates. 95% chance it ends badly.

While it can work its very risky. If things don't work out, now you have at least one person feeling they were wronged by one of the team and it damages the work environment. And do you really want to go to work every day with your ex?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (TMNW7)

49 This is not hard, guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy, we all know that one, right? Well, don't stick your dick in coworkers either, and especially not subordinates. 95% chance it ends badly.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

You have to continue that list, schoolmates, rando strangers, etc. Nowadays, even prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch are suspect at claiming you raped them if they decide to do so.

I was around enough young male college students several years ago to see that many of them simply have decided not to bother with women around them. Not gay but not interested in getting screwed by institutions for being a guy if the girl decides later to revoke consent for any reason. Saw one poor guy get railroaded over it complete with a restraining order.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (E4rtv)

50 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

$6M is a good haul, of course lots go to lawyers

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (x+6RA)

51 On a lighter note, Hasan Piker is suing Scott Jennings for $72.5m for defamation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I sincerely hope Jennings' lawyers manage to play the dog shocking video for the jury. It'll be lit, as the kids said 8 years ago.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (nEUC6)

52
When a woman accuses a man of rape, she's immediately supported by most men and all women. When its proven it was not rape many women continue to support her and a large percentage of people demand she be left alone because a woman's accusation is sacred. If you punish her, that will scare women off from accusing women of rape!



Bishes can MURDER their CHILDREN and the crazy whores will support them to the nth degree.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (CfKHZ)

53 Oh, the little princess was UNCOMFORTABLE!?

Well.....RAPE!!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (9mw3J)

54 I was once gang raped by like 20 chicks.
It was in Canada.
Hours of torture.
I couldn't escape.
They left me to die in a hotel bathtub.

Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (Ae6Br)

55 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

$6M is a good haul, of course lots go to lawyers
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (x+6RA)

At least 2 million plus expenses.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Ti9vn)

56 Don't fish off the company pier.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 12:22 PM (TN0g+)

57 My takeaway from this: Men are just awful, aren't they?

Posted by: Jean Carroll at October 28, 2026 12:22 PM (QzifJ)

58 Men get a bad rap as sex pests and predators, but so many of their problems could be avoided if they just kept their cocks in their pants at work and around women that have power or authority over.

This is not hard, guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy, we all know that one, right? Well, don't stick your dick in coworkers either, and especially not subordinates. 95% chance it ends badly.

I disagree. Many people meet their spouses at work, as I did. The answer is not to avoid relationships with the people you see the most, it's for people to be held accountable for provably illegal behavior, and not because they're part of a disfavored demographic. At the moment, we have the latter, but I wonder how many more incidents of gross abuse of rape allegations will be enough to make people rethink "believe all women". I hope we're getting close.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)
________

I take it you met your wife at work much earlier than 2020. Times are much different now. The risks of office romances are now much higher for men, no matter how much we wish that weren't true.

Plus, there are much easier ways now to meet girls (apps, etc).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

59 Rule #1 violation.

Never stick it in crazy, odds of something bad happening rise exponentially on supposed intelligence.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Q/FnY)

60 The administrators who persecuted Sabatini (Ruth Lehmann, Nergis Mavalvala, and Erin O'Shea) had one thing in common. As usual, George Orwell nailed it.........It was always the women.........

Posted by: Road Warrior at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (wHUXH)

61 Given current declining relationships between the (2 true) genders, guess someone's going to have to crank out Spaarti Cloning Cylinders if humanity is to survive.

I wouldn't have a problem with this, mind you.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (oPFtC)

62 Don't fish off the company pier.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 12:22 PM (TN0g+)

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Ti9vn)

63 Despite that mountain of proof that it was not rape, not by white guys, and not even seven guys, that redheaded "Jane Doe" girl still is going to court and the bulk of young women are convinced it still happened. The DA of NY wants to redefine consent so they can go after these guys.

I don't have a problem with Cornell throwing them out of school for a debauched drug-fueled orgy. That is some sick stuff. But they already admitted they knew it wasn't rape but are slandering these dudes publicly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (TMNW7)

64 56 Don't fish off the company pier.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 12:22 PM (TN0g+)

And don't shit where you eat.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 28, 2026 12:24 PM (oPFtC)

65 They left me to die in a hotel bathtub.
Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (Ae6Br)
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Still have your kidneys?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 12:24 PM (amcLV)

66 Sabatini's sued Knouse over the accusations and his firing. In court, Sabatini and his legal team, led by Lisa G. Arrowood, argued the relationship was consensual. They also presented evidence they said showed Knouse had become jealous of another woman Sabatini was interested in and had sought to have him fired.

Never stick your dick in crazy

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

67 MIT is another rape academy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Massachusetts Inthechute of Technology

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 12:24 PM (w9Wax)

68 His downfall began in 2020, when Knouse, an early career postdoctoral researcher at the Whitehead, accused him of sexual misconduct and harassment. She claimed Sabatini coerced her into a sexual relationship that lasted more than a year.

This woman isn't some doe-eyed, innocent ingenue, she's a f***ing PhD at one of the world's top institutions. Suggesting that she lacks agency is risible. How did he coerce her? Did he physically threaten her? Did he make her employment conditional on having sex with him? If the latter, she could report it, and move to another group.

In a word, she needed to man up. However, I don't think this was such a relationship. She clearly just didn't get out of it what she had hoped for.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

69 "This is not hard, guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy, we all know that one, right?"

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Three things:

1. Crazy = the hottest sex

2. They aren't wearing a sign or a forehead display saying "crazy here!"

3. Women are always cool/funny/relaxed in the beginning.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 28, 2026 12:25 PM (9mw3J)

70 Rule #1 violation.

Never stick it in crazy, odds of something bad happening rise exponentially on supposed intelligence.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Q/FnY)

Following rule #1 raises the possibility of never getting laid.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:25 PM (Ti9vn)

71 As crude as it is, young men need to be told, "Don't shit where you eat."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 12:25 PM (nEUC6)

72 Given current declining relationships between the (2 true) genders, guess someone's going to have to crank out Spaarti Cloning Cylinders if humanity is to survive

How much to knock off a copy of Christina Applegate for me? Hmmm maybe Kathy Ireland. Molly Ringwald?

This might take a while to decide.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:26 PM (TMNW7)

73 > My takeaway from this: Men are just awful, aren't they?
Posted by: Jean Carroll
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And... in this case, Trump's efforts to have the judgement tossed because she made the whole story up was struck down.

Because orange man bad.

Our judiciary seldom gets it right.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 12:26 PM (RORbl)

74 Despite that mountain of proof that it was not rape, not by white guys, and not even seven guys, that redheaded "Jane Doe" girl still is going to court and the bulk of young women are convinced it still happened. The DA of NY wants to redefine consent so they can go after these guys.

When I go to leftwing sites they just assume she's telling the truth and then they add on their own claims of sexual assault and add "me too"

Now, if you were to ask them about Paul Jones or Tara Reade they'd tell you of course those women were liars.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

75 Plus, there are much easier ways now to meet girls (apps, etc).
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Ordinary guys are screwed on the apps due to hypergamy. And like the in person dating meetups, guys have simply checked out. Ratios of men to women are absurd and getting worse rather than better.

Doesn't help that the apps have every reason to actually mess up matches because it keeps subscribers rather than a successful one that ends the subscription.

Modern life is full now of bad incentives which in turn lead to bad behaviors that are destructive to civilization.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)

76 I take it you met your wife at work much earlier than 2020. Times are much different now. The risks of office romances are now much higher for men, no matter how much we wish that weren't true.

Plus, there are much easier ways now to meet girls (apps, etc).


Fair points, but one should still be able to express interest in a potential partner without it turning into a criminal case. The problem is the suspension of all judgement and logic when it comes to one of these incidents.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

77 Following rule #1 raises the possibility of never getting laid.

Having lived such a life, its not bad. Fewer complications. Cheaper. Nobody ever accused me of anything, least of all being interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:27 PM (TMNW7)

78 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

$6M is a good haul, of course lots go to lawyers
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 12:21 PM (x+6RA)
_______

If he can collect. He seems to have sued the bitch. Does she have $6M to pay?

Unless she had some kind of insurance, or he somehow hooked MIT into liability too, I think he's shit outta luck ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

79 2. They aren't wearing a sign or a forehead display saying "crazy here!"

This is a problem. Maybe they can be issued certificates, or have a scarlet "C" stitched on their sweaters.

Posted by: far cry at October 28, 2026 12:27 PM (Oh7rl)

80 I take it you met your wife at work much earlier than 2020. Times are much different now. The risks of office romances are now much higher for men, no matter how much we wish that weren't true.

Plus, there are much easier ways now to meet girls (apps, etc).
____

YOU ARE LITERALLY GENOCIDING ME. I CAN'T BREATHE.

Posted by: Woman with a Plan in the Cubicle Over by the Printer at October 28, 2026 12:28 PM (Ovx+P)

81 Did Satanyahu lose?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 28, 2026 12:28 PM (bm0ZI)

82 Afternoon Ace.
Let's see how many stronk womynz and AWFLs help this fraud pay the judgement against her. My thoughts is that it will be somewhere near zero

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 12:28 PM (f8snw)

83 Given current declining relationships between the (2 true) genders, guess someone's going to have to crank out Spaarti Cloning Cylinders if humanity is to survive


Leftwingers are barely having kids.

Moderate/soft right people are having fewer kids

But harder right people are having way more kids.

The problem of low reproduction rates will eventually correct itself baring lefties getting the world wide socialist state they want

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)

84 70 Rule #1 violation.

Never stick it in crazy, odds of something bad happening rise exponentially on supposed intelligence.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 28, 2026 12:23 PM (Q/FnY)

Following rule #1 raises the possibility of never getting laid.
Posted by: polynikes

Ahh contraire Monsieur, you forget the fun sized comfort pillow women.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 28, 2026 12:29 PM (Q/FnY)

85 73 > My takeaway from this: Men are just awful, aren't they?
Posted by: Jean Carroll
---------
And... in this case, Trump's efforts to have the judgement tossed because she made the whole story up was struck down.

Because orange man bad.

Our judiciary seldom gets it right.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 12:26 PM (RORbl)

I still contend that it should have been thrown out immediately because the plaintiff could not provide a specific date of the alleged rape or even something close to it . That is highly prejudicial to the defense because they cannot attempt to provide an alibi defense.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:29 PM (Ti9vn)

86 And... in this case, Trump's efforts to have the judgement tossed because she made the whole story up was struck down.

This is worth considering. One of the richest men in the world, literally the most powerful man in the world could not get a court to throw out the universe's most obvious bullcrap political assassination cases even from friendly judges.

What chance do you have?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:29 PM (TMNW7)

87 69 "This is not hard, guys. Don't stick your dick in crazy, we all know that one, right?"

======
Three things:

1. Crazy = the hottest sex

2. They aren't wearing a sign or a forehead display saying "crazy here!"

3. Women are always cool/funny/relaxed in the beginning.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 28, 2026 12:25 PM (9mw3J)

If you see women with multi-colored hair and septum rings, they're like those brightly colored Amazonian tree frogs that advertise for all to see that they're deadly poisonous, and you shouldn't touch them.

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 28, 2026 12:29 PM (gknKp)

88 Did y'all hear this story about the mother who left her kids and went to Vegas?

When I first heard about it, I couldn't imagine being so neglectful. But when I read more about it, I sided with the mother.

The oldest was 14. Most of us grew up with babysitters younger than that. The other kids were 12, 11, and 9. We're not talking about infants or toddlers. Many kids at that age are pretty easy to take care of.

She had an adult checking in on them after school.

She wasn't going to Vegas to party, she had a work trip.

She fully stocked the fridge and left money for pizza.

The kids' father is allegedly abusive and was out of the picture.

The 9 year old dropped a 5lb dumbbell on his head and the older kids knew to call 911 and get help. This could have happened just as easily with mom in the other room.

The system's response to this situation was to put the kids with the abusive father. Something tells me that's not better.


Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 12:29 PM (mkw2N)

89 Following rule #1 raises the possibility of never getting laid.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:25 PM (Ti9vn)

Yeah. I'm not having much luck spreading that gospel among the yutes. Especially when they are surrounded by it at work. Some quite fixable IMO.

Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 12:30 PM (Ae6Br)

90 The problem of low reproduction rates will eventually correct itself baring lefties getting the world wide socialist state they want

Baring lefties is a real problem for reproduction.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

91 Plus, there are much easier ways now to meet girls (apps, etc).
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Ordinary guys are screwed on the apps due to hypergamy. And like the in person dating meetups, guys have simply checked out. Ratios of men to women are absurd and getting worse rather than better.

Doesn't help that the apps have every reason to actually mess up matches because it keeps subscribers rather than a successful one that ends the subscription.

Modern life is full now of bad incentives which in turn lead to bad behaviors that are destructive to civilization.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:26 PM (E4rtv)
______

Maybe, but I know at least 3-4 couples in my friends and family circle who met their spouses or fiances on line, and another few who are in serious relationships.

None are Chads or drive Lamborghinis. None of the girls are model-pretty. They are all normal people, with normal jobs, and all found a mate online. It can be done.

It all depends on (i) which app you use and (ii) whether your expectations are reasonable.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

92 their problems could be avoided if they just kept their cocks in their pants at work and around women that have power or authority over.


Power is an aphrodisiac for many women so these sort of junior female/senior male relationships are going to happen.

The old way this was resolved was separate male and female spaces but that idea is long dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

93 72 Given current declining relationships between the (2 true) genders, guess someone's going to have to crank out Spaarti Cloning Cylinders if humanity is to survive

How much to knock off a copy of Christina Applegate for me? Hmmm maybe Kathy Ireland. Molly Ringwald?

This might take a while to decide.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
========
Sexbots will be first instead of clones. And some women will try to ban them if the sexbots get critical acclaim and substantial purchases from men. Already some feminist academics are claiming that sexbots cannot consent and therefore males having sex with them is rape.

And so it goes.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:31 PM (E4rtv)

94 Leftwingers are barely having kids.

Moderate/soft right people are having fewer kids

But harder right people are having way more kids.

The problem of low reproduction rates will eventually correct itself baring lefties getting the world wide socialist state they want
___

Think again, comrade!

Posted by: Teachers Union [Trans Flag] at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Ovx+P)

95 Don't tug on Supergirl's cape.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Cqx++)

96 I still contend that it should have been thrown out immediately because the plaintiff could not provide a specific date of the alleged rape or even something close to it

And she had no witnesses. And she had a record of accusing men of rape and attacks without a shred of evidence. And she is clearly insane. And it was a blatant political attack.

Most European nations would not even try a case that shoddy and meritless. Now, mind you, a country like France literally bans DNA testing kids for paternity so you gotta take that with a grain of salt, but still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (TMNW7)

97 "When New York University considered hiring him in 2022, students and faculty protested, chanting, "What do we want? Safety!" "

=======
That is hilarious.
NYU has a "Faculty and Staff for Justice in Palestine" group running around campus like Nazis.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (9mw3J)

98 Leftwingers are barely having kids.

Moderate/soft right people are having fewer kids

But harder right people are having way more kids.

The problem of low reproduction rates will eventually correct itself baring lefties getting the world wide socialist state they want
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:29 PM (sKqQm)
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Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Institutes of Higher Learing at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (amcLV)

99 It's a parson to person defamation order.(no institutions named as defendants)...and the defendants will appeal. Sabatini will not see a dime.

Massachusetts is nothing more than a display at the Progressive Zoo....so I really don't care.

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (dIske)

100
Most men are quite capable of keeping their pants zipped, their hands to themselves and a respectful tongue in their heads. You won't find them in professions dominated by Leftists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (eRlcH)

101 The woman looks like that Pamela Smart woman who sexed up a teenaged boy and talked he and his friends into murdering her husband.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 12:33 PM (qBdHI)

102 Power is an aphrodisiac for many women so these sort of junior female/senior male relationships are going to happen.

I was assured during the Clinton / Lewinski scandal that there was absolutely nothing wrong with this. I'm beginning to suspect that lefties don't really mean anything they say.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

103 But harder right people are having way more kids.

Then hand them a phone to watch leftist indoctrination while sending them to leftist indoctrination camps all day long and becoming shocked when their kids turn leftist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:33 PM (TMNW7)

104 legal team, led by Lisa G. Arrowood

Cool. That's the little law firm that occupies the rest of my floor. I'll have to congratulate them the next time I see them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 12:33 PM (bFu5X)

105 @88 read somewhere that the mother was Ukrainian and Dad a Russian. Not surprised they're divorcing.
Agree with you on the rest

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 12:33 PM (f8snw)

106
The system's response to this situation was to put the kids with the abusive father. Something tells me that's not better.


Posted by: bonhomme

=================

Heard about it. Kid drops object on head, other kids react properly > punish mom.

Bureaucrat knows best.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 12:34 PM (mmrXZ)

107 No wonder diseases are never cured anymore. Everyone's whoring about on company time!

Posted by: Stained Lab Coat at October 28, 2026 12:34 PM (EdP2u)

108 I take it you met your wife at work much earlier than 2020. Times are much different now. The risks of office romances are now much higher for men, no matter how much we wish that weren't true.

Plus, there are much easier ways now to meet girls (apps, etc).

Fair points, but one should still be able to express interest in a potential partner without it turning into a criminal case. The problem is the suspension of all judgement and logic when it comes to one of these incidents.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)
_____

I agree with you in theory, but the reality is that often logic and judgment are suspended in these situations. And nowadays, it could be YEARS later that she makes a claim. So a man is never truly out of danger if the relationship doesn't work out.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

109
The system's response to this situation was to put the kids with the abusive father. Something tells me that's not better.
==
This is the only real thing to criticize. Doing anything that puts you at risk of being investigated by the "authorities" when it comes to you kids is asking for trouble. The people in charge of that stuff are "dicks in the peanut butter" types.

Posted by: everything is full crisis drama for the state at October 28, 2026 12:34 PM (anL5R)

110 Already some feminist academics are claiming that sexbots cannot consent and therefore males having sex with them is rape.

Neither can a toaster. So what?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

111 Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 12:33 PM (qBdHI)

Wasn't that a movie with Nicole Kidman?

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026 12:35 PM (Oy/m2)

112 Sexbots will be first instead of clones. And some women will try to ban them if the sexbots get critical acclaim and substantial purchases from men. Already some feminist academics are claiming that sexbots cannot consent and therefore males having sex with them is rape.


This will be an interesting one. Feminists will try to get sexbots banned and it will lead to a general discussion of vibrators and feminists will claim that in fact men are trying to take THEIR sex toys because they are prudes that can't handle an empowered woman.

Oh, and they'll lose. Though...the first celeb/pol to be found to have one will be the source of endless jokes...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

113 Imagine pissing away your whole career on this vengeful, mentally ill 5.

Posted by: Rule 2: Don't Shit Where You Eat at October 28, 2026 12:35 PM (hqQIL)

114 96 Think again, comrade!

Posted by: Teachers Union [Trans Flag] at October 28, 2026 12:32 PM (Ovx+P)

========

Schools influence political leanings a lot less than people think:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284

With conservatives outbreeding progressives about 3:2, at least, Democrats are just losing ground even if they get every single kid in the schools open to persuasion away from their families to become prog lefties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 12:35 PM (pfZGz)

115 Neither can a toaster. So what?

You aren't supposed to put that head in a toaster

Posted by: Purple Shep at October 28, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

116 second look at Neil Gaiman?

(actually I'm now thinking that was all a set up by Amanda who is a psycho)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBivk)

117
Neither can a toaster. So what?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

_________

Eeeeb. Can you imagine how a "smart" toaster could ruin your life?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 12:36 PM (eRlcH)

118 This is the only real thing to criticize. Doing anything that puts you at risk of being investigated by the "authorities" when it comes to you kids is asking for trouble. The people in charge of that stuff are "dicks in the peanut butter" types.

In a more sane world, I'd agree with you. But in this world, Karens call CPS when they see a 12 year old walking alone to a park in a safe neighborhood.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 12:36 PM (mkw2N)

119 "continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

-
The Tijuana corkscrew?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)

120 You won't find them in professions dominated by Leftists.

I know that at least for young men, they are pretty apolitical but will go to leftist rallies and such to get laid. "Yeah baby I totally agree, your body, your choice, now you wanna choose to press your body against mine?"

I think that a lot of the worst predators -- not the maniacs but the weedy soi creatures -- become or at least pretend to be leftists and join organizations and leftist businesses just for access to victims.

And the women there treat it as proof they were right all along "see even allies are sexual predators, all men, YES ALL MEN, YES ALL MEN YES ALL MEN"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:36 PM (TMNW7)

121
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

=================

100%

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 12:37 PM (mmrXZ)

122 It all depends on (i) which app you use and (ii) whether your expectations are reasonable.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
======
Anecdote versus statistics. You can pull them up if you like. But nothing indicates the problem is going away and in fact, it is getting worse as by every indication, young people are simply not getting together even to socialize as much as in the past.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:37 PM (E4rtv)

123
With conservatives outbreeding progressives about 3:2, at least, Democrats are just losing ground even if they get every single kid in the schools open to persuasion away from their families to become prog lefties.


Leftists are only somewhat competitive in elections due to immigration.

If we hadn't taken in tens of millions of people over the last 20 years they'd be a regional party in New England/CA or perhaps both parties would instead be what we'd call now "far right"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

124 I handled a few sexual harassment claims and in every one of them the plaintiff was a loony slut. Of course that's anecdotal and there are legit claims but I've not personally seen one.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:37 PM (Ti9vn)

125 Sexbots will be first instead of clones. And some women will try to ban them if the sexbots get critical acclaim and substantial purchases from men. Already some feminist academics are claiming that sexbots cannot consent and therefore males having sex with them is rape.

And so it goes.
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*shifty eyes*

What about a couch?

Posted by: J.D. at October 28, 2026 12:37 PM (anL5R)

126 123 Leftists are only somewhat competitive in elections due to immigration.

If we hadn't taken in tens of millions of people over the last 20 years they'd be a regional party in New England/CA or perhaps both parties would instead be what we'd call now "far right"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

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So...this is just like a paraphrase of the DNC after the 1984 election, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 12:38 PM (pfZGz)

127 #R2Dtoo

Sexbot rape

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 12:38 PM (Ns+8q)

128 110 Already some feminist academics are claiming that sexbots cannot consent and therefore males having sex with them is rape.

Neither can a toaster. So what?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

Honestly? It's the lack of consent that makes having sex with toasters so hot. Knowing that they only want to make toast, but will only be receiving three inches of fully erect penis.

Posted by: Toaster Fucker at October 28, 2026 12:39 PM (AeuCO)

129 Cougars with Pussys just want what they want, Bigot.

She had no choice but to harass him.

Because reasons and feelings.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2026 12:39 PM (rg/w7)

130 Imagine pissing away your whole career on this vengeful, mentally ill 5.
Posted by: Rule 2: Don't Shit Where You Eat at October 28, 2026 12:35 PM


C'mon, man...it's MIT.

Chris Knight: Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 12:39 PM (bFu5X)

131 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable.

What, like in the back seat of a Volkswagen?
Posted by: Brodie
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Better than the front seat.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (QuO5k)

132 Wasn't that a movie with Nicole Kidman?

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I actually there was. Pamela Smart could only dream of looking like Nicole Kidman when that movie came out, if memory serves.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (qBdHI)

133 Doing anything that puts you at risk of being investigated by the "authorities" when it comes to you kids is asking for trouble.

-
CBS News
@CBSNews
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work.

Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.

When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7)

134 Women never lie about rape or sexual harassment.

Never, h8rz. Never never never.

>>> One thing I've learned in the past few years is that "never" does not apply to large groups of people.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (Wt5PA)

135 Where can I buy one of these sexy Toasters?

Posted by: Me So Ronery! at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (EdP2u)

136 You know what part of the patriarchy feminists don't want to get rid of?

All the privileges and special benefits that women enjoyed thereunder.

But we're not supposed to talk about that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (3cUTc)

137 second look at Neil Gaiman?

(actually I'm now thinking that was all a set up by Amanda who is a psycho)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:36 PM (qBivk)
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Possibly, but he seems a total creep and his denials of the accusations -- from like 10 women -- were kinda tepid, almost non-denials. I don't think he raped anyone, but I'll bet he was an aggressive pest.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

138 Never have an intimate relationship with a coworker, especially one that you manage or have seniority to.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (l3cgK)

139 actually I'm now thinking that was all a set up by Amanda who is a psycho

I think that Gaiman is a really weird dude with very strange fetishes, but nothing she described sounded like she was being coerced or forced. There are more than a few young women who will go after famous and influential creators hoping to get their career kickstarted -- and it works -- and are willing to do what it takes to make them happy even if it involves a gallon of yogurt, a kiddy pool, and three pygmy goats.

That they can complain about it later for more fame and clout is just a bonus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (TMNW7)

140 Honestly? It's the lack of consent that makes having sex with toasters so hot. Knowing that they only want to make toast, but will only be receiving three inches of fully erect penis.

It's a power thing, and I'm not talking about AC.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

141 He "wins" $6 million?? She doesn't have anywhere near that and never will.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 28, 2026 12:41 PM (V362x)

142 Honestly? It's the lack of consent that makes having sex with toasters so hot.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at October 28, 2026 12:39 PM


I'd have guessed it was the heating elements, but then, I'm just a normal guy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 12:42 PM (bFu5X)

143 Possibly, but he seems a total creep and his denials of the accusations -- from like 10 women -- were kinda tepid, almost non-denials. I don't think he raped anyone, but I'll bet he was an aggressive pest.


look into it. it's was one woman. there was another who he'd allowed to be a sort of housekeeper who was older and out for cash. Amanda wanted full custody of their son so she set up the babysitter as the accuser when she found out Neil was hooking up with her (consensually and they were separated).

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:42 PM (qBivk)

144
He "wins" $6 million?? She doesn't have anywhere near that and never will.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 28, 2026 12:41 PM (V362x)

___________

She can work it off, $20 at a time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 12:42 PM (eRlcH)

145 There are more than a few young women who will go after famous and influential creators hoping to get their career kickstarted -- and it works -- and are willing to do what it takes to make them happy even if it involves a gallon of yogurt, a kiddy pool, and three pygmy goats.

That they can complain about it later for more fame and clout is just a bonus.
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Oh those are the ones that want to own you. They tell you they like the freaky stuff, and after you do it, they text pictures of their bruises to their friends and laugh about how they are going to own you.

Posted by: Trevor Bauer - stupid is as stupid does at October 28, 2026 12:43 PM (anL5R)

146 When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.

I'm old enough to remember that parents would have the 12 year old girl next door babysit their kids for a night out. Now its child abuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:43 PM (TMNW7)

147 Schools influence political leanings a lot less than people think:

https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
2017261383679615284

With conservatives outbreeding progressives about 3:2, at least, Democrats are just losing ground even if they get every single kid in the schools open to persuasion away from their families to become prog lefties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Link doesn't work. But males are increasingly checking out of higher education and thus not even in the running for institutions anymore.

Political socialization is a vast topic where family, friends, and schooling all have effects and they are differentiated by the degree sought, the level of competition to get into the school, and first job network effects. Not my particular area of interest but was my wife's (also piled high and deeper before she went into econ). My focus was more political mobilization for a time as a masters and beginning PhD student. But yes, I am well aware of the literature albeit a bit old and moldy by now.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:43 PM (E4rtv)

148 What, like in the back seat of a Volkswagen?
Posted by: Brodie
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Better than the front seat.
Posted by: buddhaha

The dinette in my VW Westfalia camper folds into a double bed. Quite comfortable.

Posted by: Give It A Go? at October 28, 2026 12:43 PM (EdP2u)

149 Two questions, the first with an objection...not as bad as that...was it a teacher?...under deposition where nearly every question asked had her lawyer objecting (I believe even when verifying the teacher's name)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

150 If it wasn't for workplace hook-ups I wouldn't have that half brother I found out about 6 years ago. At 50.

Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 12:43 PM (Ae6Br)

151 Women never lie about rape or sexual harassment.

Never, h8rz. Never never never


Last time I looked at the numbers between 2% and 80% of claims of sexual violence are false. The 2% number comes from studies where they only considered a claim false if the nominal victim confessed to making up the claims, the 80% comes from only 20% of cases reported to the police leading to a guilty verdict.

Feminists will quote the 2% number which is a silly stat, and you'll find anti-feminists quote the 80% which is also silly.

But since it is such a wide range it doesn't really tell us where the real number is.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:44 PM (sKqQm)

152 That they can complain about it later for more fame and clout is just a bonus.


and the girl didn't is the thing

only Amanda pushed that story

bc she wanted full custody of Ash

anyway that girl was the only case and it was tossed out of all the courts and is done with. the only legal thing left is the girl suing AMANDA!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:44 PM (qBivk)

153 Gaiman is a weird guy and he was aided and abetted by his girl Amanda Palmer , who as Black Orchid noted , is a loon. The women saw a payday, but apparently it went nowhere (not Neverwhere)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 12:44 PM (f8snw)

154 look into it. it's was one woman. there was another who he'd allowed to be a sort of housekeeper who was older and out for cash. Amanda wanted full custody of their son so she set up the babysitter as the accuser when she found out Neil was hooking up with her (consensually and they were separated).

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:42 PM


Given some of the stuff that shows up with disturbing regularity in his stories, I'm surprised she wasn't too old for him, IYKWIM.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 12:44 PM (bFu5X)

155 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7

If it was for one night I could maybe not agree but understand putting the 14 year old in charge 14 year old used to be a common babysitter age.

She left them for four days.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:44 PM (Ti9vn)

156 At the Online Rape Academy, there's a whole set of coursework on how to safely "stick your dick in crazy."

Stuff like, don't tell her your real name, don't take her to your house, don't spend the night.

The D.E.N.N.I.S section is a little dark.

As is "Boats and The Implication."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (3cUTc)

157 The problem with the "never stick it in crazy" rule is that all women are crazy. Don't get me wrong, so are all men, it's just a matter picking the ight sort that gets along well with your version of crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (TMNW7)

158 Possibly, but he seems a total creep and his denials of the accusations -- from like 10 women -- were kinda tepid, almost non-denials. I don't think he raped anyone, but I'll bet he was an aggressive pest.


look into it. it's was one woman. there was another who he'd allowed to be a sort of housekeeper who was older and out for cash. Amanda wanted full custody of their son so she set up the babysitter as the accuser when she found out Neil was hooking up with her (consensually and they were separated).

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:42 PM (qBivk)
________

Yes, that was one incident with one woman. But there were many others who also accused him of sex abuse/crimes:

https://tinyurl.com/3v67tyh5

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

159 148 What, like in the back seat of a Volkswagen?
Posted by: Brodie
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Better than the front seat.
Posted by: buddhaha

The dinette in my VW Westfalia camper folds into a double bed. Quite comfortable.

Posted by: Give It A Go? at October 28, 2026 12:43 PM (EdP2u)

Bought my first new car...showed it to my folks. When I showed that the back seats folded down (allowing for carrying larger items in the trunk), she exclaimed, unhappily, "It has a bed?"
Uh, Mom, where is your mind?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

160 I guess it may or may not be a massacre.

BBC News (UK)
@BBCNews
More than 60 Christians killed in Ethiopia 'massacre', church official says

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (ndZc7)

161 Neil Gaiman's a lefty so honestly I don't care. They tell me to believe all women so obviously that means Gaiman, Clinton, Biden, etc etc are all sexual predators.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

162 and are willing to do what it takes to make them happy even if it involves a gallon of yogurt, a kiddy pool, and three pygmy goats.

Just like gas stations strategically placed near car rental return lots, I noticed many vendors selling ficus trees in close proximity to Harvey Weinstein's office.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 12:46 PM (w9Wax)

163 More of this, please. Let's see the Cornell 7 case go to court.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 12:46 PM (BIEk6)

164
No wonder diseases are never cured anymore. Everyone's whoring about on company time!
Posted by: Stained Lab Coat

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But I wonder if the guy is going to get his lab and his job back (or another job). The story says he was doing good research.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 12:46 PM (mmrXZ)

165 She left them for four days.

That is a long time but a 14 year old should have been able to handle it, given reasonable level of maturity and skills. Sure the kids would be eating donuts for lunch and having food fights but they'd survive. This was not exactly unheard of in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:47 PM (TMNW7)

166 Uh, Mom, where is your mind?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

Where you were conceived?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 12:47 PM (BIEk6)

167 This will be an interesting one. Feminists will try to get sexbots banned and it will lead to a general discussion of vibrators and feminists will claim that in fact men are trying to take THEIR sex toys because they are prudes that can't handle an empowered woman.

Oh, and they'll lose. Though...the first celeb/pol to be found to have one will be the source of endless jokes...
Posted by: 18-1
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Yep. Modern life is trudging through a sewage drain pipe for a lot of people and desperately trying not to get the shit on them.

Best to wear protective gear as well.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

168 But I wonder if the guy is going to get his lab and his job back (or another job). The story says he was doing good research.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 12:46 PM (mmrXZ)

He's doing work for a foreign country now but also relatively recently moved to their US based lab.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (Ti9vn)

169 yep it has to be tough to "not stick it in crazy"

borderlines are awfully good at hiding their crazy

and a LOT of females are BPD or narcissistic

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (qBivk)

170 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

This is about butt sex right?

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (KDeM8)

171 far cry

Bravo. Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (u82oZ)

172 166 Uh, Mom, where is your mind?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

Where you were conceived?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 12:47 PM (BIEk6)

Don't know and don't want to know. That's how God intended it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)

173 165 She left them for four days.


yeah sorry NO FREAKING WAY

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (qBivk)

174 Neil Gaiman's a lefty so honestly I don't care

And while a very talented writer, a sick twist whose output has bee disturbing a long time. Granted, not Alan Moore level disturbing but still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 12:49 PM (TMNW7)

175 This is about butt sex right?

Not this again

Posted by: The Newlywed Game Show Host at October 28, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

176 Never have an intimate relationship with a coworker, especially one that you manage or have seniority to.
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Eh, you got to learn to live a little!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 28, 2026 12:49 PM (TN0g+)

177 My mom used to babysit for neighbors when she was 12. She's a boomer. It was common at the time for 12-14 year old girls to babysit.

Now? That would be considered child abuse.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

178 I don't care for Neil Gaiman's writing, whether he's a grooming perv or not. Maybe the second most overrated writer out there this side King.

Taking the most generous view of Gaiman's antics, it sounds like he couldn't get laid in whorewhose with a sack full of bearer bonds and the world's last piece of chocolate.

Posted by: My Least Favorite Neil, Really at October 28, 2026 12:50 PM (AeuCO)

179 170 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

This is about butt sex right?

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (KDeM

Her nickname was Peggy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:50 PM (l3cgK)

180 Yes, that was one incident with one woman. But there were many others who also accused him of sex abuse/crimes:

https://tinyurl.com/3v67tyh5
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

These cases have away of bringing out a mob mentality of scorned women.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:50 PM (Ti9vn)

181 > She left them for four days.

With a high-schooler in charge and an adult checking in on them twice a day.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N)

182 And while a very talented writer, a sick twist whose output has bee disturbing a long time. Granted, not Alan Moore level disturbing but still.

I found American Gods interesting as it was something well written and different.

Well up until the 15 minute sex scene between some hairy arab dude and a hairy genie dude.

I walked away and let it run while I went to get a drink and it was still going on and on when i got back

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

183 Feminists will quote the 2% number which is a silly stat, and you'll find anti-feminists quote the 80% which is also silly.

But since it is such a wide range it doesn't really tell us where the real number is.
Posted by: 18-1

Welp, body cameras and mikes helped cops by stopping a lot of nonsense cold about alleged abuses by cops. Caught a few cops but showed a lot more of the criminals simply making shit up. Selection bias and all that but people lie which is why the biblical commandment on Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness is in the top ten.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

184 170 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

This is about butt sex right?
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (KDeM

As Sam Kinison once said, there are other ways to hurt them.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 28, 2026 12:51 PM (QaH55)

185 I saw Gaiman a couple of times here in my home city. He taught (now unknown) at Bard College across the river from me. He was there while Leon Botstein a buddy of Epstein was president vid the school

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (f8snw)

186 I don't care for Neil Gaiman's writing, whether he's a grooming perv or not. Maybe the second most overrated writer out there this side King.

In Gaiman's favor I don't think he ever wrote a pre-teen gang bang in one of his books and presented it as a good thing

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

187 Well up until the 15 minute sex scene between some hairy arab dude and a hairy genie dude.

I walked away and let it run while I went to get a drink and it was still going on and on when i got back

Posted by: 18-1
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Spew. And I thought Quest for Fire was bad.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

188 Stay away from any woman who even TALKS about "metoo", Obama or any other liberal thing. They are dangerous predatory scum.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (gtzLh)

189 Maybe this is a case like E. Jean Carroll vs Trump...okay, who am I kidding?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (l3cgK)

190 AND they were going to school. So an adult was in charge of them for hours a day.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)

191 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

This is about butt sex right?

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 12:48 PM (KDeM

Without promise of pecuniary benefit such as marriage or career enhancement.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 12:53 PM (BIEk6)

192 177 My mom used to babysit for neighbors when she was 12. She's a boomer. It was common at the time for 12-14 year old girls to babysit.

Now? That would be considered child abuse.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

You really have to laugh at how hard conservatives lost the culture war:

Leaving kids at home alone: child abuse.

Taking kids to a drag show: great parenting.

Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 12:53 PM (NGJZx)

193 AND they were going to school. So an adult was in charge of them for hours a day.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (mkw2N)

There's the real abuse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 12:53 PM (BIEk6)

194 She left them for four days.

With a high-schooler in charge and an adult checking in on them twice a day.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 12:50 PM (mkw2N

'A high schooler' .Weasel words . There is a reason you didn't say 14 year old.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:54 PM (Ti9vn)

195 I found American Gods interesting as it was something well written and different.

Well up until the 15 minute sex scene between some hairy arab dude and a hairy genie dude.

I walked away and let it run while I went to get a drink and it was still going on and on when i got back

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:51 PM


The book wasn't bad. Except for the genie butt secks part. Honestly, does every novel have to include a minimum percentage of LGBTQWERTY PDF file content? Is that really necessary?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 12:54 PM (bFu5X)

196 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable.
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That right there is rape. Its the Psychopatriarchy at work. Repeatedly and wantonly disregarding the comfort of a woman just for his own selfish pleasure. The least he could have done was reduce the size of his bulky penis. But no the Psychopatriarchy and its chubby shall not be denied - The horror!!

Posted by: V - (formerly known as Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 12:54 PM (anL5R)

197 Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.

When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 12:40 PM (ndZc7)

Well, I would say, technically she is guilty of child neglect, if child neglect is defined as lack of adult supervision for X time frame. She could have avoided this charge by simply hiring a minder for the kids to be there for the duration of the trip. I would not regard her as a bad mother for not doing this, but she had to know she was taking a risk.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 12:54 PM (Asc1p)

198 Uh oh.

NBC News
@NBCNews
On the day a sitting president landed in Lubbock, Texas, for the first time in 34 years, people waited for hours in lines stretching for blocks in this reliably red city. But the crowd wasn't waiting for President Trump. They were waiting for Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico.

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Not mentioned, there were three times as many people at the Trump rally.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

199 Moral of story...teachers should not sleep with students, even if they are all adults. It's like the boss/underling scenario. It's a good thing she was the aggressor, but he still should have said no. Nothing ever good comes from these things...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2026 12:55 PM (tOcjL)

200 Stay away from any woman who even TALKS about "metoo", Obama or any other liberal thing. They are dangerous predatory scum.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 12:52 PM (gtzLh)

Corollary to the law, "never stick your dick in crazy."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 12:55 PM (BIEk6)

201 Corollary to the law, "never stick your dick in crazy."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 12:55 PM (BIEk6)

The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 12:55 PM (gtzLh)

202 196 continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable.
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That right there is rape. Its the Psychopatriarchy at work. Repeatedly and wantonly disregarding the comfort of a woman just for his own selfish pleasure. The least he could have done was reduce the size of his bulky penis. But no the Psychopatriarchy and its chubby shall not be denied - The horror!!

Posted by: V - (formerly known as Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 12:54 PM (anL5R)

So she preferred digital vs analog?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:56 PM (l3cgK)

203 the only requirements for a babysitter are 1 that they know how to call for help, and 2 that they know when to call for help.

In this case the 14 year old meet the criteria by performance. Case closed.

Posted by: adventures in babysitting at October 28, 2026 12:56 PM (anL5R)

204 My parents weren't strict in any sense but they wouldn't have gone out of state for four days and left me alone when I was 14.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:57 PM (Ti9vn)

205 "continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."



In the back of a Volkswagen?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 28, 2026 12:57 PM (r7+Q7)

206 NBC News
@NBCNews
On the day a sitting president landed in Lubbock, Texas, for the first time in 34 years, people waited for hours in lines stretching for blocks in this reliably red city. But the crowd wasn't waiting for President Trump. They were waiting for Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico.

They finally mentioned one of Trump's rallies.....Oh....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 12:57 PM (+gK6I)

207 > 'A high schooler' .Weasel words . There is a reason you didn't say 14 year old.

DUDE! This is the first thing I said on the subject: "When I first heard about it, I couldn't imagine being so neglectful. But when I read more about it, I sided with the mother.

The oldest was 14. Most of us grew up with babysitters younger than that. "

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 12:57 PM (mkw2N)

208 Huh. I wonder what the politics of Doctors Without Borders is? Not really.

BREAKING: Switzerland suspends funding to Doctors Without Borders after it failed to report that its staff exploited refugee women and girls for sex—in exchange for aid, jobs and money. Previously, 🇨🇭 called MSF “a source of best practice and inspiration.”

https://tinyurl.com/3afh4yke

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

209 "continued having sex with her in a way that made her uncomfortable."

There's a reason the real man in a boat, the Venician gondoleer, sings "O Solo Mio".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 12:58 PM (0sNs1)

210 Sex outside of marriage is trouble waiting to happen.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 12:58 PM (2ap+5)

211 199 Moral of story...teachers should not sleep with students, even if they are all adults. It's like the boss/underling scenario. It's a good thing she was the aggressor, but he still should have said no. Nothing ever good comes from these things...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2026 12:55 PM (tOcjL)

Had a teacher in HS that married one of his former students...not too long after she graduated from HS...
The teacher everyone said was gay was arrested for child molestation (a boy) many years after I graduated...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 12:59 PM (l3cgK)

212 The least he could have done was reduce the size of his bulky penis. But no the Psychopatriarchy and its chubby shall not be denied - The horror!!

Posted by: V - (formerly known as Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 12:54 PM (anL5R)

So she preferred digital vs analog?
===
I bet you think I don't realize what you are up to -- you THICK FINGERED VULGARIAN!!! Psychopatriarchy!!!

Posted by: V (formerly known as Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 12:59 PM (anL5R)

213 She's a DEI hire, too - apparently her publications record is very thin for a tenured MIT professor.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2026 12:59 PM (aD4fx)

214 There was a recent case of a "Mom" leaving her three spawn for 3 days to go on a Carnival Cruise. The oldest nine years, youngest 2 months. One of the baby daddies blew the whistle on her.

Posted by: Bodycam Bonanza at October 28, 2026 12:59 PM (EdP2u)

215 Maybe we should wear body cams when diddling the whores?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (Wp1X1)

216 210 Sex outside of marriage is trouble waiting to happen.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 12:58 PM (2ap+5)

And sometimes, sex inside a marriage that's falling apart is a rape allegation...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

217 Huh. I wonder what the politics of Doctors Without Borders is? Not really.

BREAKING: Switzerland suspends funding to Doctors Without Borders after it failed to report that its staff exploited refugee women and girls for sex—in exchange for aid, jobs and money. Previously, 🇨🇭 called MSF “a source of best practice and inspiration.”

https://tinyurl.com/3afh4yke
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:58 PM


Who wants to tell them about the UN?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (bFu5X)

218 I don't agree with the Florida woman leaving her kids in charge of the 14-year-old for four days. There are home health services everywhere, and if you are traveling to Las Vegas on business instead of doing a zoom call, you can afford them. Probably write them off.

Posted by: Wenda at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (r2BmP)

219 Trans heckler says "Republicans should be shot in the street" before attacking Republican student

-
Well, it's no Tippecanoe and Tyler Too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (ndZc7)

220 Sex outside of marriage is trouble waiting to happen.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 12:58 PM (2ap+5)


Inside of a marriage it's too dark to ... wait, uh ...

Posted by: Groucho Marx at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (Oh7rl)

221 215 Recordings have saved more than one accused guy....

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (KDeM8)

222 wtf

a babysitter watches kids for a few hours while the parents are at a dinner!

if you have someone watching your kids while you are at work, that is NOT a 14 year old babysitter, that is a nanny and should be a legal adult.

no way no way no way

I babysat and nannied (when I was over 1 and what that mom did was a massive NOPE

just terrible judgment I feel for her if that was her only option but DAMN

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (qBivk)

223
She could have avoided this charge by simply hiring a minder for the kids to be there for the duration of the trip. I would not regard her as a bad mother for not doing this, but she had to know she was taking a risk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

==================

Hiring a minder is also a risk. Having four kids is a risk! Everything is a risk -- you have to choose which one you'll take.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (mmrXZ)

224 Had a teacher in HS that married one of his former students...not too long after she graduated from HS...

Not as bad, but I had a Chemistry prof who started dating one of my undergrad peers. We all felt a kind of contempt for the guy, but she was of age and knew what she was doing.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (Riz8t)

225 There's a reason the real man in a boat, the Venician gondoleer, sings "O Solo Mio".
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Venusians>>Venetians

Posted by: The Blind Man at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (EdP2u)

226 Huh. I wonder what the politics of Doctors Without Borders is? Not really.

BREAKING: Switzerland suspends funding to Doctors Without Borders after it failed to report that its staff exploited refugee women and girls for sex—in exchange for aid, jobs and money. Previously, 🇨🇭 called MSF “a source of best practice and inspiration.”

https://tinyurl.com/3afh4yke
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)
_____

Good! Fuck those pretentious commie pricks. I knew one of those "doctors" ... total arrogant asshole as well as a creep and surely a sex pest. I was 99% certain that all his "charity" work in 4th-world shitholes was to have easy access to desperate girls (or boys, I never was sure).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

227 Maybe stop and pray, "Jesus, do you want me to take this 20-year old grad student doggy style?"

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (2ap+5)

228 #D2: robot rape or non consensual reboot

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (SwyyQ)

229 a 14 year old cannot drive

this is the weirdest discussion

sometimes I swear I think you guys are funnin' me

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (qBivk)

230 Venusians>>Venetians
Posted by: The Blind Man at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (EdP2u)

*hides*

Posted by: Bill Gates, Jr at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (88C+u)

231
I don't agree with the Florida woman leaving her kids in charge of the 14-year-old for four days.

Posted by: Wenda

================

Oh yikes I didn't realize it was four days. I'd expect the house to be burned down on my return.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (mmrXZ)

232 She's a DEI hire, too - apparently her publications record is very thin for a tenured MIT professor.

Well, then there's you answer. I wonder if he was on her tenure committee. Even if he wasn't, his opinion would have carried weight with those who were.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (Riz8t)

233 BREAKING: Switzerland suspends funding to Doctors Without Borders after it failed to report that its staff exploited refugee women and girls for sex—in exchange for aid, jobs and money. Previously, 🇨🇭 called MSF “a source of best practice and inspiration.”

-
Well, just the name to Doctors Without Boundaries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (ndZc7)

234 There was a recent case of a "Mom" leaving her three spawn for 3 days to go on a Carnival Cruise. The oldest nine years, youngest 2 months. One of the baby daddies blew the whistle on her.
Posted by: Bodycam Bonanza at October 28, 2026 12:59 PM


I'd have been shocked if it had been only one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (bFu5X)

235 But this could have a chilling effect on false allegations!

Posted by: mea culpa at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM (Le7Vb)

236 222 wtf

a babysitter watches kids for a few hours while the parents are at a dinner!

if you have someone watching your kids while you are at work, that is NOT a 14 year old babysitter, that is a nanny and should be a legal adult.

no way no way no way

I babysat and nannied (when I was over 1 and what that mom did was a massive NOPE

just terrible judgment I feel for her if that was her only option but DAMN
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (qBivk)

80s latch key kids say otherwise. During the day, a 14 year old is incredibly able to watch kids. People are around and easily contactable and available to help.

It's only overnight when unforseen crap can happen, help isn't easily available, and folks have to respond right out of sleep that you want an adult around.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (tOcjL)

237 219 Trans heckler says "Republicans should be shot in the street" before attacking Republican student

-
Well, it's no Tippecanoe and Tyler Too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (ndZc7)

Trans heckler...so a fake heckler?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (l3cgK)

238 Well, just the name to Doctors Without Boundaries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM


*standing golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (bFu5X)

239 I banged the babysitter.

Posted by: Creepy Joe-DE at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (EdP2u)

240 About "V - (formerly known as Eve Ensler)":

“She is no longer Eve Ensler, not since writing her memoir, The Apology, which excavated the dead father who violently abused her throughout her childhood. She is now V, joyously freed from the last vestige of that prescribed paternal identity.”
– Arifa Akbar, The Guardian

V is a Tony and Obie award-winning, New York Times best-selling playwright, author, and activist with plays and books published in over 48 languages and performed in over 140 countries. The founder of V-Day, the global grassroots movement to end violence against all women and girls (cisgender, transgender, those who hold fluid identities, and nonbinary people), and the planet, she is also the founder of One Billion Rising, the biggest mass action campaign to end violence against all women and girls in over 200 countries, and the co-founder of City of Joy, a revolutionary leadership center for Congolese women survivors of violence in Bukavu, DRC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (0sNs1)

241 I had an English teacher who smelled his own armpits in front of our 8th grade class on the first day and announced that he loves the way his own body smells. Big cro magnon fella.

Next year he got done for molesting at least three girls over the span of a couple years.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (gtzLh)

242 I don't agree with the Florida woman leaving her kids in charge of the 14-year-old for four days.

Posted by: Wenda

================

Oh yikes I didn't realize it was four days. I'd expect the house to be burned down on my return.
===
I think this is actually a good test to determine how neurotic someone is. . .

Posted by: I'm not Dr. Phil but imaging the worst is no way to go through life or raise kids at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (anL5R)

243 80s latch key kids say otherwise. During the day, a 14 year old is incredibly able to watch kids. People are around and easily contactable and available to help.


dude your comment was agreeing with me wtf

I was a latch key kid yeah. I knew all the neighbors etc

this lady left her kids for days and went on an out of state work trip

no bueno. that's crazy.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:04 PM (qBivk)

244 Knowing what we now know of Jill, it's hard to say which one was the predator in that union.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 01:05 PM (88C+u)

245 221 215 Recordings have saved more than one accused guy....

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2026 01:00 PM (KDeM

In Kalifornia you need two-party (all-party, actually) consent before audio or video recording someone in private...
And feeling lustful seeing her bend over the freezer and taking her there will just get you arrested at the grocery store...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:05 PM (l3cgK)

246 there's a Japanese film called "Nobody Knows" you guys should watch

it's like a docudrama about a mom like this paragon of openminded/non-neurotic parenting.

you'll love it.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:05 PM (qBivk)

247 sometimes I swear I think you guys are funnin' me
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:02 PM


We have no sense of humor of which we're aware.

Posted by: AoSHQ Commentators at October 28, 2026 01:05 PM (0sNs1)

248 When I was on the farm and passed out in the chicken coop, hundreds of chicks molested me! #HeToo

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 01:05 PM (n5tGW)

249 "Believe all woman" is just the same effort that all modern feminism has become: female supremacy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:06 PM (Fi81e)

250 Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks.

By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time.

Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.


Uh, that's not what it's going to be used for.

http://tiny.cc/zosc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 01:06 PM (mkw2N)

251 There were some youngsters aged 14 or 15 in Mosby's Raiders. Good thing no one had 'em babysitting though.

We've just come to accept utterly ridiculous standards of conduct. We infantilize the young. We're building fragile people for a world that we've forgotten can be quite hard.

Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 01:06 PM (NGJZx)

252 These cases have away of bringing out a mob mentality of scorned women.

Yeah, they want to get revenge on the ex who ghosted them and this is their stand in

In Gaiman's favor I don't think he ever wrote a pre-teen gang bang in one of his books and presented it as a good thing

Oh, that's not the worst of it. Steven King's middle-aged stand in character was part of the gangbang to "celebrate life".

As part of my often regretful "I gotta know" I read the book and got to that part. Its worse than people know. Its not graphic, but its awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:06 PM (TMNW7)

253 227 Maybe stop and pray, "Jesus, do you want me to take this 20-year old grad student doggy style?"

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (2ap+5)

If the answer is "Yes", that ain't the right Jesus you're prayin' to.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:07 PM (l3cgK)

254 What do you call a dramatic Woody Allen movie. A neurotic thriller.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:07 PM (gtzLh)

255 For those of you interested in my oveure

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ajvz8

Posted by: V (formerly known as Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 01:07 PM (anL5R)

256 As for Gaiman, he wrote a serial child molester and murderer in his "Sandman" series. When the molester dies, the titular Sandman takes him by the hand to dreamworld where he gets all the kids he wants.
Neil's hard drive is full of spiders, seriously dude don't touch it.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 01:08 PM (88C+u)

257 And feeling lustful seeing her bend over the freezer and taking her there will just get you arrested at the grocery store...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:05 PM (l3cgK)

I thought this was America.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 01:08 PM (BIEk6)

258 Here's a good example of how dumb early vote analysis can lead one astray (note, the link is not to dumb analysis, but I will continue):

https://x.com/IAPrairiePop/status/
2115485927178936687

"Iowa Dems are up 15% in early voting in Iowa! It's a bloodbath for Republicans! They have no chance!"

Same day from 2022 when Reynolds won by 18% shows that Democrats were winning the early vote by 23%.

So, is the proper analysis to assume that this shows unusual strength from Democrats in Iowa? If you are a fucking retard, yes.

Otherwise, you look at it and realize that Democrats are running 8% behind the year that they lost the governor's mansion by 18% in early voting, when Democrats are at their strongest, and just write off the state as lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:08 PM (pfZGz)

259 Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (0sNs1)

When I saw "V", I thought, "Does her jaw dislocate as she eats live creatures?"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 01:08 PM (l3cgK)

260 There were some youngsters aged 14 or 15 in Mosby's Raiders. Good thing no one had 'em babysitting though.

Yeah I agree with your point but I would note that the average 14 year old now is not as mature or able as back then.

That said, there's a reason its good to have a mom and a dad around. Mom envisions everything that can go wrong, dad says "they will be fine, let's go."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:08 PM (TMNW7)

261
Wow.

My best friend's parents worked together and would leave him home alone at 14 for *weeks at a time.* Granted, there were other families on the street he could go to in an emergency, especially mine.

People need to chill the fuck out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 01:09 PM (BI5O2)

262
I think this is actually a good test to determine how neurotic someone is. . .
Posted by: I'm not Dr. Phil

================

Well, if it was me and my siblings, we would have it all cleaned up of course.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:09 PM (mmrXZ)

263 I'd have guessed it was the heating elements, but then, I'm just a normal guy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 12:42 PM (bFu5X)

So, couches then?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 01:09 PM (BIEk6)

264 Sir Tim Hunt lost his very advanced cancer fighting career over a joke a feminist did not like. He moved to Singapore for a time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 01:09 PM (u82oZ)

265 "...fixate on how I'm being held as a backup and competed against other women.."
"Competed"?
Making up clinical-sounding-yet-bullsh*t ungrammatical verbs is the hallmark of psychobabble.
I bet $1000 cray cray was seeing some kind of therapist and quoting "insights" from her sessions.

Posted by: Zek at October 28, 2026 01:09 PM (5FPX4)

266 doggy style
Missionary

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2026 01:10 PM (fXRJa)

267 Speaking of #MeToo: Dolores Huerta, Socialist activist and Honorary DSA chair died.

One less witch for Halloween.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 01:10 PM (8B4gm)

268
In conclusion: I wouldn't prosecute the woman, but I wouldn't leave four kids without live-in adult supervision for four days either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:10 PM (mmrXZ)

269 250 Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks.

By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time.

Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.

Uh, that's not what it's going to be used for.

http://tiny.cc/zosc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 01:06 PM (mkw2N)

::: perks up :::

Posted by: Zelinsky at October 28, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)

270 256 As for Gaiman, he wrote a serial child molester and murderer in his "Sandman" series. When the molester dies, the titular Sandman takes him by the hand to dreamworld where he gets all the kids he wants.


holy hell you misread that

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:11 PM (qBivk)

271 Hiring a minder is also a risk. Having four kids is a risk! Everything is a risk -- you have to choose which one you'll take.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:01 PM (mmrXZ)

Well, she's divorced or separated from an allegedly abusive husband. If her contemplated business trip to Vegas could be legally construed as "child neglect", and her ex found out, he'd use that against her, right? That's what I call rolling the dice. And they came up snake eyes.

Used to be, most folks had a network of relatives/friends that could be called upon to act as live-in babysitter for 4 days. No diapers to change, either!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:11 PM (Asc1p)

272 New one:

Netanyahu's Party Wins More Seats Than Opposition, Garnering a "Clear Majority" of Jewish Votes; Left Wing Coalition May Cross the Rubicon and Ally with Arab Parties Which Support Hamas

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

273 In conclusion: I wouldn't prosecute the woman, but I wouldn't leave four kids without live-in adult supervision for four days either.


agree totally

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:11 PM (qBivk)

274 Fox News reporting there is evidence the Dems recruited men with the same name to run against the R in Alaska.

You can't hate Democrats enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:11 PM (JJVUM)

275 So Drs Without Borders = UN Peacekeepers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (f8snw)

276
It's all to put women in the driver seat--or nag seat.

It has a character that is comes from feminine nature--but it is not to say it implicates all females.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (Fi81e)

277
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:08 PM (pfZGz)

===============

Thanks, I was feeling a little queasy this morning. "EV not good for GOP" is everywhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (mmrXZ)

278 Posted by: DOOM! at October 28, 2026 01:11 PM (pjs7m)


************


I miss Monty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (JJVUM)

279 Nood Bibi

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (P9Ea3)

280 My best friend's parents worked together and would leave him home alone at 14 for *weeks at a time.* Granted, there were other families on the street he could go to in an emergency, especially mine.


in that case, was the 14 year old watching younger children? no?

then NOT THE SAME

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (qBivk)

281 277
Thanks, I was feeling a little queasy this morning. "EV not good for GOP" is everywhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (mmrXZ)

=======

Because the left is full of terrible analysts, and the right is full of fear mongers who need you to click to up their engagement and pay their rents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 01:13 PM (pfZGz)

282 For those of you interested in my oveure

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ajvz8
Posted by: V (formerly known as Eve Ensler)

Now, that's a psychopatriarchy picture!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 01:13 PM (ndZc7)

283
Thanks, I was feeling a little queasy this morning. "EV not good for GOP" is everywhere.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:12 PM (mmrX

That's why the media is gleefully reporting it.. As a discouragement....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 01:13 PM (+gK6I)

284 What no boiling bunnies

Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 28, 2026 01:13 PM (P4Pk9)

285 For those of you interested in my oveure

I am still curious how they did that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2026 01:14 PM (TMNW7)

286 Dolores Huerta
-------

I swear I once saw someone win a five day four night trip there on The Price is Right.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 01:14 PM (gtzLh)

287 I had a Chemistry prof who started dating one of my undergrad peers. We all felt a kind of contempt for the guy, but she was of age and knew what she was doing.
Posted by: Archimedes

The Chem professor in the lab next door did that. My girlfriend heard her complain that "yah we had sex, but I still got a C in Organic Chemistry. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (u82oZ)

288 The mother missed her chance at redemption.
She should have said she was gambling in Las Vegas.

Then everyone would have said "Oh, it's her addiction" and would nod knowingly.

"Here's your kids back, and don't you do that again!"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 01:15 PM (w9Wax)

289 Missionary
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2026 01:10 PM


Missionary position is one of the tools psychopatriarchy uses to keep women down, H8r!

Posted by: V (formerly Eve Ensler) at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (0sNs1)

290 I found out something in the last couple of weeks.

As I eschew blurring detail that blurs important distinctions, I want to make a note of it.

Land-owning head-of-household women could vote prior to the 19th amendment.

Women could vote--if they were in the same position of men that voted--save by that time unlanded bachelors could vote, I believe.

The 19th amendment was a move to individualism, where wives could offset their husband's vote.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 01:17 PM (Fi81e)

291
80s latch key kids say otherwise. During the day, a 14 year old is incredibly able to watch kids. People are around and easily contactable and available to help.

It's only overnight when unforseen crap can happen, help isn't easily available, and folks have to respond right out of sleep that you want an adult around.
Posted by: Nova Local at October 28, 2026 01:03 PM (tOcjL)
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This^

I started watching my siblings when I was 11.

By the time I was 14, I was babysitting neighbors' kids, as well as watching my siblings.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 28, 2026 01:24 PM (FLKdK)

292 GOOD...VERY GOOD NEWS FOR MEN!!!

I hope $6 million will recoup his financial losses and help fix his reputation for future jobs.

Again a revenge #MeToo for this pathetic woman who felt rejected because he kissed another woman. In reality she was climbing that corporate ladder as well as having a fling, feeling dominant and going to his hotel room like a hussy.

While he's not bad looking, he's not a knock out, putting notches in his belt. He looks kind in photos, not the smexy professor of conquest.

Her? She looks average. Probably very brainy, considering the profession. However! Because there's always a however with me: someone needs to help her with her eyebrows as she's plucking too much near the end of her eyebrow. Not that that matters as she's a mean ole beetch and has beady eyes. Her reputation, at least with future men, is now in tatters.

I bet she railed and wept and pounded out a story to a sub reddit after the verdict.

She didn't think it would go this way in a liberal state. Well, finally, it did!

THIS time, vs Title IX in universities, texts of consensual sex mattered. Hallelujah!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 28, 2026 01:26 PM (hzuYO)

293 If anybody wants to know how insidious this plot against him was they need to watch this video.

https://youtu.be/G_WAJzBEKhM?is=c5JIRdv5Sv8P8v4-

Pay particular attention to how a legal team was hired to destroy him and how they overlooked all the objections and steamrolled over student witnesses to paint a picture that wasn’t true.


Posted by: Trip at October 28, 2026 01:28 PM (SuKXN)

294 And this is why you never f*ck your students, your employees, or your co-workers.

If your university doesn't have this as a written policy, that even consensual sexual relationships between persons in these categories are forbidden, they're just asking for trouble.

At least this one didn't end in a murder-suicide like the one at my university (prior to the "no fraternization" policy) did.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 02:15 PM (vJrRc)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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The Normal Outcome

Y'know how every so often there will be some new "scientific" craze about something we all just have to do to save something? "To save the environment we must ..." or "to save lives we must ..." or "to save the whales we must ..." or whatever? The promised outcome is always grandiose, usually some kind of large-scale salvation, and the required change is almost always something that appears to be small but is actually very big, very difficult, very expensive, very complicated or very disruptive. It's almost a game at this point for something to come up and kick off a moral panic, then the state imposes a "small" solution that everyone ends up hating, then it turns out to be pointless at best or destructive at worst.

A recent and really big example of this was the "social distancing" push in the COVID era. "Keep your distance" was the small thing that was actually a monumental pain in the butt that would bring about salvation at scale in the form of infection reduction. The Science said so, the media softened up the public, the state imposed the solution, and it worked as well as these things always do. What they promised was infection control. What they delivered was reduced liberty, compliance costs, social destruction and loss of trust. This is what always happens, and it happens like clockwork. In that case, it even came out that the "scientific solution" was nothing of the sort, and there was never any real basis for it. Sometimes, that last piece is optional.

One example of the "scientific" part of it being optional is the moral panic over plastic drinking straws. You probably remember this one. In 2015, a video showing what was alleged to be a plastic drinking straw being removed from a sea turtle's nose spread on the internet. It was fairly unpleasant, the turtle was obviously suffering and the then-current boogeyman of "single-use plastics" was enthusiastically blamed. The normal cries of "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING" went out and then the special interests, virtue signalers, press organs and of course the state came to the rescue.

There was a "simple fix" for this "major problem:" eliminate plastic drinking straws. Don't stop to think about whether it's actually sensible. Don't consider any other consequences. Don't consider the public. Just implement the simple fix and save the :: spins wheel :: sea turtles. So we did. It started, as it usually does, with the virtue signalers and media organs. After all the stories of the horrors of drinking straws and the inevitable social media amplification, outfits like Starbucks and American Airlines loudly announced that they would eliminate the modern-day horror of plastic drinking straws. Countless other places followed suit, spurred on by social media, NGOs and lobbyists.

Then came the state actions. States like California and its little sister Colorado started prohibiting automatic distribution of plastic drinking straws (the customer must ask for one) and so helped the product to get crowded out, with Colorado going further more recently. Countless municipalities banned straws and often extended those bans to other "single-use plastics" like shopping bags. The little thing was in fact very big, had huge effects on the market and the substitute good - usually, paper straws or bags - was wildly inferior and people hated it.

It was only a matter of time before the revelation that this is all pointless at best came to the fore. As anti-straw fervor spread widely, including to Korea, that country's government commissioned a study on drinking straws. They commissioned the study after taking action, of course, but what they found will surprise nobody who has seen this wheel turn a time or two:

Conventional plastic straws had the smallest impact in 10 of the 16 categories, including climate change, acidification, particulate matter and human toxicity.

Bio-PE straws had the largest impact in 10 categories, including ozone depletion, acidification and smog.

Paper straws had the largest impact in three categories, while biodegradable plastic straws did so in two.

So, as usual, the response was worthless at best and destructive at worst - and disruptive and expensive regardless. The sea turtle incident was used to flog a global movement against "single-use plastics," with the turtle-maiming plastic straw as the whipping boy. They got their way. In many places - including places where it can never make sense, like landlocked Colorado - they are no more. All they did was forcibly exchange plastic straws for an inferior substitute that is no better and may be worse.

This is what always happens and this incident followed the normal progression. They achieved nothing but compliance for its own sake. Don't expect facts to get in the way or for the bans to be rolled back, though. It was the "right thing to do" and the right kind of busybody mini-tyrants feel far too good about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 11:01 AM (8B4gm)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

3 Ty Nazdar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 11:02 AM (8B4gm)

4 The normal cries of "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING" went out

... isn't that one of those traits spelled out as part of "Whiteness" ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 11:03 AM (RHGPo)

5 "somebody needs to do something" : the cry of NPCs everywhere

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 11:03 AM (jb8Ss)

6 This is what always happens and this incident followed the normal progression. They achieved nothing but compliance for its own sake. Don't expect facts to get in the way or for the bans to be rolled back, though. It was the "right thing to do" and the right kind of busybody mini-tyrants feel far too good about it.

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Maybe the real straws were the friends we made along the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:03 AM (pfZGz)

7 Paper straws soak up some of the product I pay good money for.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Hardest Hit at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (EdP2u)

8 AT LEAST WE TRIED!!!

The usual cry from the "we have to do something" crowd, who never stops to analyze if the cure is worse than the disease. They judge their terrible policies by their intentions, not by their results.

Posted by: Martbell at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (as6X5)

9 I wonder how much of this is designed to demonize plastic as part of a longer effort to demonize oil.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (ExV1e)

10 Yw, Mr Aspirin Factory.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (NcvvS)

11 To be honest, the six feet distance thing was the only thing I liked. I like my personal space COVID or no COVID. And also I've always practiced greater distance prior to COVID if I thought someone might be sick.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (Ti9vn)

12 So, what is the status of the bio-degradable spork that Nancy Pelosi had put in the Capitol Vistor's Center then removed by Republicans ?

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (RHGPo)

13 Enviro bullshit aside, using a straw to drink water or a soda from a glass is gay and no man should ever be seen doing so.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (/ClFf)

14 What of the strawmen?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (bFu5X)

15 You will be made to comply care, citizen!

Now throw AI into the mix and we are one step closer to the insane society from the Paranoia role-playing game.

Highly stratified, fully communist, where NOTHING makes a lick of sense.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (FZ29D)

16 From the Guardian article decrying "psychopatriarchy":

"The president of the US is a civilly adjudicated sex abuser and has not only flippantly dismissed allegations of sexual violence made against others in his orbit, but made it fashionable and popular attitude for the men in his delusional cult.

He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation. We only have to look to the manosphere, or the rape academies online where millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters or deepfake pornography which is destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots."

Is there *nothing* OrangeManBad can't do?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (0sNs1)

17 I wonder how much of this is designed to demonize plastic as part of a longer effort to demonize oil.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM


All of it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (bFu5X)

18 Enviro bullshit aside, using a straw to drink water or a soda from a glass is gay and no man should ever be seen doing so.
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (/ClFf

That and dancing with your hands above your shoulders.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (Ti9vn)

19 Think of the children!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (RORbl)

20 "somebody needs to do something" : the cry of NPCs everywhere
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 11:03 AM (jb8Ss)


I recall, before his brain turned completely to fat, none other than Jonah Goldberg pointed out that government "doing something" was almost always a bad idea.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (ExV1e)

21 Great post.

As I sit here in Canada sipping coffee (to prevent staining) through one of the 500 or so remaining plastic straws I have left.

Plastic straws or 'wood + mystery stuff to simulate plastic straws.' Not a tough choice.

I also love when a few people get hurt in some random way and liberals and the news media cry out that there should be SOMETHING the government does to stop this horrible darwinian event from ever happening again.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 11:07 AM (Sco7b)

22 >>> 16
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Is there *nothing* OrangeManBad can't do?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (0sNs1)

Was she wearing her red burka while writing this?

Was she using both hands to type?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 11:07 AM (jb8Ss)

23 Just try explaining to one of them that a landfill is the ultimate recycling center.

Posted by: DaveA at October 28, 2026 11:07 AM (FhXTo)

24 Paper straws soak up some of the product I pay good money for.
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Hardest Hit at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (EdP2u)


Consider doing your lines off a frat guy's dick.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 11:07 AM (ExV1e)

25 13 Enviro bullshit aside, using a straw to drink water or a soda from a glass is gay and no man should ever be seen doing so.
Posted by: Fuck Em All

The sippy cup you are using doesn't come off as manly, Son.

Posted by: Heteronormative Henry at October 28, 2026 11:07 AM (EdP2u)

26
Best Karen episode ever was my former sister-in-law lecturing a 16 year old restaurant hostess over their use of plastic straws.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Y8DZL)

27 26
Best Karen episode ever was my former sister-in-law lecturing a 16 year old restaurant hostess over their use of plastic straws.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Y8DZL)

=======

Yelling at minimum wage workers about corporate policy is always the mark of someone who takes things seriously and keeps it real.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:09 AM (pfZGz)

28 I recall, before his brain turned completely to fat, none other than Jonah Goldberg pointed out that government "doing something" was almost always a bad idea.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (ExV1e)

Ronald Reagan said it best. The nine most terrifying words in the English language is I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:09 AM (Ti9vn)

29 The whole jihad against plastic straws/bags amazed me.

I live on the east coast. I went to a town hall discussion on banning plastic bags. Why should we do that? Well the pro-banning side brought up the case of a whale in the Philippines that got bags stuck in its throat. Ok. I live on the east coast of the US - tell people in China/Philippines to stop littering and leave me alone.

The ban passed BTW. And I remember some Karen arguing that sure the non-disposable bags they were replaced with needed to be washed and were more expensive but everyone has time and money for that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:09 AM (sKqQm)

30 Now do recycling.

Posted by: Our National Religion at October 28, 2026 11:09 AM (UEqgJ)

31 Paper straws soak up some of the product I pay good money for.
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Hardest Hit at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (EdP2u)

Consider doing your lines off a frat guy's dick.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I'm sure that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 11:09 AM (8B4gm)

32 Paper straws soak up some of the product I pay good money for.
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Hardest Hit at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (EdP2u)

Consider doing your lines off a frat guy's dick.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026
****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: B+rry Soetoro at October 28, 2026 11:10 AM (VPJGA)

33 I do like that Covid and this straw crap gave me permission to stop recycling and dump everything into the garbage bin.

Screw their concerns.

And oh, the Amazon boxes. Poor, poor Gaia....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 11:10 AM (Sco7b)

34 >>> 26
Best Karen episode ever was my former sister-in-law lecturing a 16 year old restaurant hostess over their use of plastic straws.
Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Y8DZL)

Did she later claim to have found some unappetizing thing in her food, after she'd eaten all of it, and demand to have it completely refunded?

She might have been (very briefly) a cow-orker.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 11:11 AM (jb8Ss)

35 A couple down the block has the whole lawn signage herd of local liberal politicians, state level politicians, and the "In This House...We believe in science". As usual, I'd bet these "science believers" have given precisely zero thought to the consequences of their previous leftist votes.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:11 AM (Riz8t)

36 He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation. We only have to look to the manosphere, or the rape academies online where millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters or deepfake pornography which is destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots

There is a pretty big difference between someone drugging/raping a woman and someone else getting it on with a sex robot.

Of course the funny thing is Karen McKaren is probably more concerned about the latter because when Elon comes out with his line of Fembots, her husband is going to get three and she knows it...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)

37 We are but sheep dépendent upon the watchul loving care of thé State.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 11:11 AM (2ap+5)

38 "In 2015, a video showing what was alleged to be a plastic drinking straw being removed from a sea turtle's nose spread on the internet."

The video was obviously staged. What are the odds that some rando activist against Demon Plastic just happens to find a sea turtle with a plastic straw that inexplicably got stuck in its nose?

The video gives the game away in two respects: One, when they somehow identify that it's a plastic straw at a time when nobody who is watching would think that's what it is. And two, the vid seems strategically edited, as if they cut around parts they didn't want you to see.

Then the true nature of the op was revealed when an obviously coordinated messenging campaign sprung up overnight.

I feel for the turtle, especially since it was these creeps that stuck the straw up its nose. But a little blood is much better than, you know, getting eaten alive by the 500 predators in the oceans that feed on these turtles.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:12 AM (iFTx/)

39 Remember how we had to get rid of paper bags because it was killing the planet?

So we had to switch to plastic bags.

And then we had to ban plastic bags because it was killing the planet.

And none of the "studies" those bans were based on ever accounted for the fact the every household reused paper and plastic bags

Anyway, the US could easily meet it's carbon reduction goals if we nuked one major city.
I say we put it to a vote.
The easy answer is Los Angeles--the biggest bang for our buck.

I mean, why slowly starve and impoverish the whole of America with ever-increasing regulations when we can rip the band-aid and all live happily ever after?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:12 AM (3cUTc)

40 >>> 27

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Yelling at minimum wage workers about corporate policy is always the mark of someone who takes things seriously and keeps it real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:09 AM (pfZGz)

"Democrats are for the little guy!" -- actual quote from a leftard

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 11:12 AM (jb8Ss)

41 It is a kind of low-level anxiety, an ongoing foreshadowing or feeling of imminent destruction coming from multiple directions at once, and rather than reducing these threats (AI, nuclear weapons, climate catastrophes, pandemics), the psychopatriarchs are accelerating all these things. AI is charging forward with no regulation, escalating the nuclear arms race, increasing drilling of oil at breakneck speed, and paragraph after paragraph of psychobabble spreading fear of one's own shadow.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 11:12 AM (RHGPo)

42 Trash is trash.
- something Forrest Gump's mom may have said

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 11:13 AM (LHPAg)

43 BTW a significant portion of the plastic waste comes from blue state's efforts to start recycling plastic.

See, plastic recycling is pretty terrible and no one wants a facility near them. So they starting shipping the stuff to China instead.

China found it was cheaper to just dump the stuff in the ocean rather then recycling it.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

44 Anytime fools promulgate some idea to save or that, or eat this or that or don't smoke this or that or the anal swabs can only go in one way, I do the opposite and enjoy watching the sheeple running back and forth in their enclosure.

Posted by: Obey or else at October 28, 2026 11:13 AM (8EQTH)

45 when Elon comes out with his line of Fembots, her husband is going to get three and she knows it...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:11 AM (sKqQm)

My Lori Lightfoot model is going to be lit!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 11:13 AM (Sco7b)

46 >>> 33
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And oh, the Amazon boxes. Poor, poor Gaia....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 11:10 AM (Sco7b)

Don't you stupid monkeys DARE take those away.

Posted by: cats at October 28, 2026 11:13 AM (jb8Ss)

47 We did away with paper bags. Everything is now put in plastic bags. Thin bags. That tear with anything remotely heavy inside.

Like a bottle of Bourbon.

Sad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 11:13 AM (RORbl)

48 And none of the "studies" those bans were based on ever accounted for the fact the every household reused paper and plastic bags

The bags I got at the grocery store became trash can bags at home.

Now I get paper bags at the grocery store and have to buy other plastic bags to put in my smaller trash bins in my house.

But we saved da Erf even though I'm using MORE materials now right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:14 AM (sKqQm)

49 He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation. We only have to look to the manosphere, or the rape academies online where millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters or deepfake pornography which is destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots

You almost have to admire someone who can still write and operate a keyboard while hyperventilating this way.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)

50 What's so bad about carbon?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 28, 2026 11:14 AM (UEqgJ)

51 >>> 50 What's so bad about carbon?
Posted by: I gotta ask at October 28, 2026 11:14 AM (UEqgJ)

We hates it!

Posted by: silicon-based space aliens at October 28, 2026 11:15 AM (jb8Ss)

52 The Left has no ability to determine cause and effect. They even ignore it when it's proven to them. They keep going with ' Yeah but still....'

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:15 AM (Ti9vn)

53 There are two quick and easy ways to cut down on sex crimes in the US:

Bring back three strikes and long prison sentences for violent crimes

Send all the illegals home.

Most Karens tell me that's racist though. So apparently being raped by a swarthy guy is...ok?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)

54 Best Karen episode ever was my former sister-in-law lecturing a 16 year old restaurant hostess over their use of plastic straws.
Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 11:08 AM


To be fair, your SiL is on the front lines of the war against psychopatriarchy:

"We can try to block it (courts); we can starve it (strikes); we can remove it (vote and get them out office). We can name and shame it (speaking out, marches and rallies), refuse to normalize it (write about it, make art about it); we can prosecute it.

...

But what we cannot do is go to sleep, become small and still, with the childlike fantasy that they will not find us. What we cannot do is succumb to it or become them – numb, selfish, hollow and cruel.

Our feelings, our pain, our empathy, our rage, our love, our refusal to turn away will be our salvation. Psychosis is the inability to tell what is real from unreal. Our work is to say what we see and trust what we know, to keep speaking truth to power and go to any lengths to stay connected to reality and each other."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 11:16 AM (0sNs1)

55 "He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation. We only have to look to the manosphere, or the rape academies online where millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters or deepfake pornography which is destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots."
_____________

Eric Fartswell? Gay Maine Nazi? Andrew Cuomo? Reuben Gallego?

This could be any one of dozens of Democraps.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:16 AM (iFTx/)

56 We did away with paper bags. Everything is now put in plastic bags. Thin bags. That tear with anything remotely heavy inside.

Like a bottle of Bourbon.

Sad.


Credit where it's due; Fairfax Co. requires liquor be transported from the stores in an opaque plastic bag. The ones used by the liquor stores are all heavy and robust, with virtually no chance of a tragedy occurring.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

57 My weightlifting coach in HS was also the county coroner. He had all kinds of horror stories about freak deaths. One of them was about a guy who was smoking a big stogie, got in a fender bender, and the airbag choked him with it.

We need airbag-proof cigars, clearly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 11:17 AM (BI5O2)

58 Karen episode ever was my former sister-in-law lecturing a 16 year old restaurant hostess over their use of plastic straws.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 11:08 AM (Y8DZL)

=======

Yelling at minimum wage workers about corporate policy is always the mark of someone who takes things seriously and keeps it real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:09 AM (pfZGz)

I used to travel a lot and marveled at people who would scream at gate agents because their flight was cancelled or delayed. Like lady what exactly do you want here. You expect this gate agent to override the FAA and Delta and fly you personally to your destination?

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:17 AM (/ClFf)

59 >>This is what always happens and this incident followed the normal progression. They achieved nothing but compliance for its own sake. Don't expect facts to get in the way or for the bans to be rolled back, though. It was the "right thing to do" and the right kind of busybody mini-tyrants feel far too good about it.


And we're all still forced to remove our shoes at airports because ONE CRAZY GUY had a shoe bomb.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:18 AM (rOKnE)

60 "He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation."


Is this about me?

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at October 28, 2026 11:18 AM (UEqgJ)

61 And then we had to ban plastic bags because it was killing the planet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
________

Those banned plastic grocery bags just led different plastic bags in the landfill, with the same dog poop in them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2026 11:18 AM (JzUSu)

62 My Lori Lightfoot model is going to be lit!!
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 11:13 AM (Sco7b)

*Eyes pop out and neck stretches*

Posted by: ET at October 28, 2026 11:19 AM (8B4gm)

63 59
And we're all still forced to remove our shoes at airports because ONE CRAZY GUY had a shoe bomb.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:18 AM (rOKnE)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5AIgPyv8Lw

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:19 AM (pfZGz)

64 He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation. We only have to look to the manosphere, or the rape academies online where millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters or deepfake pornography which is destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots

You almost have to admire someone who can still write and operate a keyboard while hyperventilating this way.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:14 AM (Riz8t)
____

Yea. What is this lunatic even talking about? "Rape academies" where "millions" of men teach each other how to "rape" their ... sisters? Really? Where do they get this from?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)

65 millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters
--
The only people who believe that is real are the type of women who wish they were attractive enough to rate being raped.

They ought to sojourn in some third-world shithole to satisfy their fantasy, not belch screeds online demanding artificial affection via "likes."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:19 AM (3cUTc)

66 64 Yea. What is this lunatic even talking about? "Rape academies" where "millions" of men teach each other how to "rape" their ... sisters? Really? Where do they get this from?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)

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60% female colleges need more diversity and become 100% female colleges. Also, you can't have corresponding 100% male colleges because they'll just teach each other to rape women. All-male schools should be banned and filled with women instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:19 AM (pfZGz)

67 The Left has no ability to determine cause and effect. They even ignore it when it's proven to them. They keep going with ' Yeah but still....'

I worked in a blue city. There was a new environut mayor candidate. My cow-workers loved her. She ran on a platform of among other things making office parks reserve half their parking spots for compact cars.

So when she won she put in said rule and the office park I worked in dutifully repainted the spots so half were reserved for compact cars.

Those cow-workers generally drove big trucks/SUVs and were often overweight so you can imagine they were now constantly banging other cars with their doors. This created much anger...against the company that owned the office park.

I pointed out they were enacting a new rule that the mayor they liked had passed. "But they didn't have to do it this way!" and then when I pointed out didn't they agree SUVs/trucks were bad for da Erf anyway the stock answer was "I need mine though!". Note very few of them actually needed a truck for truck type things or had a big enough family to "need" a large SUV

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:20 AM (sKqQm)

68 Eric Fartswell? Gay Maine Nazi? Andrew Cuomo? Reuben Gallego?

This could be any one of dozens of Democraps.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:16 AM (iFT

Bill Clinton which is the proper comparison. The Left's history only began yesterday for them. That's how they can write this shit without a scintilla of self awareness.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:20 AM (Ti9vn)

69 >>He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation. We only have to look to the manosphere, or the rape academies online where millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters or deepfake pornography which is destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots



All while ignoring the rape of an entire generation of girls in the UK.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:20 AM (rOKnE)

70 >>>It was the "right thing to do" and the right kind of busybody mini-tyrants feel far too good about it.

They're bad people.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 11:20 AM (odBC9)

71 Eric Fartswell? Gay Maine Nazi? Andrew Cuomo? Reuben Gallego?

This could be any one of dozens of Democraps.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:16 AM


Dude! Dude!!!!!!!

* shrieks *
* foot stomps *

It can only be The One! OrangeManBad! How can you not know this after all this time of us telling you???????

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at October 28, 2026 11:21 AM (0sNs1)

72 If you used a Microsoft product, which would be using Authenticator for two-factor auth, in the past week or so: you might have got bungholed.
MS Teams allows apps with high privilege and low privilege. Low privilege apps are supposed not to be able to piggyback on the session tokens of something important. ... "supposed".
The bunghole is registered CVE_2026-80097 and was plugged yesterday.
Strongly recommended you update.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:21 AM (88C+u)

73 No we meant everyone else has to be inconvenienced not us

/ Cow-Workers

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:21 AM (/ClFf)

74 >>One of them was about a guy who was smoking a big stogie, got in a fender bender, and the airbag choked him with it.

Heard about that happening about 10 years ago. Always been careful with any object that would be in the way of an airbag deploying ever since.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)

75 Yea. What is this lunatic even talking about? "Rape academies" where "millions" of men teach each other how to "rape" their ... sisters? Really? Where do they get this from?

I vaguely recall the FNM found some website that had something about this. Yes, yes, I know obviously if there is a webpage on the internet it reflects the true views and actions of every man on earth

Now I could point out there are feminist websites calling for all men to be killed as well, but the answer would be "of course there are some oddballs on the internet"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)

76 >>. . . destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots."


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SOON YOU AND YOUR FEMINIST PALS WILL BE REPLACED BY SEXBOTS AND WILL CRY ABOUT MEN IGNORING YOU.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (rOKnE)

77 Now do recycling.
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I'm nearly convinced there's no such thing. I bet more times than not ALL of the trash ends up at the same location.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (TN0g+)

78 not belch screeds online demanding artificial affection via "likes."

And most of those "likes" are Chinese and Russian bots.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (/TiS1)

79 I want to know what kind of degree you get from the Online Rape Academy.

Is it a Bachelor of Arts? Or a Bachelor of Science?

What are the grad school opportunities?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (3cUTc)

80 The bags I got at the grocery store became trash can bags at home.

Now I get paper bags at the grocery store and have to buy other plastic bags to put in my smaller trash bins in my house.

But we saved da Erf even though I'm using MORE materials now right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:14 AM


This is why I love sopping in NH when I can. They still use plastic bags.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (bFu5X)

81 I roll up $100 bills for my straws.

Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (Ae6Br)

82 Thé airbag drowning me in a pécan pie old fashioned is thé way I want to go.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (2ap+5)

83 If it saves just one sea turtle!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (4Je4D)

84 Being told you have to follow the arrows in the grocery store. Nope, my thousand yard stare defied any comment about that.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (8Uo7a)

85 The Left has no ability to determine cause and effect. They even ignore it when it's proven to them. They keep going with ' Yeah but still....'
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:15 AM (Ti9vn)

Because it's all about how they feel.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (lCppi)

86 The vitality important question that no one is asking:

How many holes does a straw actually have?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (fO5H9)

87 I used to travel a lot and marveled at people who would scream at gate agents because their flight was cancelled or delayed. Like lady what exactly do you want here. You expect this gate agent to override the FAA and Delta and fly you personally to your destination?
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:17 AM


Police bodycam videos are full of these people. Justice can be amusing sometimes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 11:24 AM (bFu5X)

88 86 The vitality important question that no one is asking:

How many holes does a straw actually have?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (fO5H9)

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Infinite, if you slice it right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:24 AM (pfZGz)

89 The vitality important question that no one is asking:

How many holes does a straw actually have?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM


None. It has an inside and an outside.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 11:25 AM (bFu5X)

90 Remember Silly Straws as a kid?

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:25 AM (Ti9vn)

91

Brazilian Senator Flavio Bolsonaro and his family arrived in Miami on Wednesday, where the United States government will grant them entry visas after he refused ​to comply with a Brazilian Supreme Court order to surrender his passports.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 11:25 AM (Cqx++)

92 Greatest “wait no what do you mean we voted for this” example was in Seattle.

King County had a ballot measure to increase car registration fees by something like 300% to fund public transportation boondoggles across the county. It easily passed of course.

Then the next year when it was implemented local news had stories about all these drivers outraged at the new cost of registering their cars. One guy interviewed literally said I voted for this but I didn’t think I would be affected by it.

It’s leftism in a nutshell.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:25 AM (/ClFf)

93 One of the most comical arguments I've seen from the feminist left recently was their furor over "men pressuring their wives over sex"

See if she doesn't want to and you ask you are literally a rapist.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:26 AM (sKqQm)

94 Our feelings, our pain, our empathy, our rage, our love, our refusal to turn away will be our salvation. Psychosis is the inability to tell what is real from unreal. Our work is to say what we see and trust what we know, to keep speaking truth to power and go to any lengths to stay connected to reality and each other."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 11:16 AM
There is iron in the words of Duncanthrax for all men to see.
- Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2026 11:26 AM (LHPAg)

95 If you used a Microsoft product...

There is your problem.

Microsoft's Co-Pilot hacked up a hairball a few hours ago and all of the AI wonder and productivity just went idle.

Moral of this story: Never single source anything in your critical supply chain.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 11:26 AM (NzX/y)

96 Yea. What is this lunatic even talking about? "Rape academies" where "millions" of men teach each other how to "rape" their ... sisters? Really? Where do they get this from?
***
He's obviously talking about mosques- aka R Academies. And maybe classes at the Learing Center.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 11:26 AM (lCppi)

97 One guy interviewed literally said I voted for this but I didn’t think I would be affected by it.

It’s leftism in a nutshell.
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:25 AM


It's a mystery, right?

Posted by: The leopards Eating People's Faces Party at October 28, 2026 11:26 AM (bFu5X)

98 The vitality important question that no one is asking:

How many holes does a straw actually have?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (fO5H9)

4000 ?

Posted by: Paul McCartney at October 28, 2026 11:26 AM (Ti9vn)

99 China found it was cheaper to just dump the stuff in the ocean rather then recycling it.
--
In Southern Idaho, they built a new grade into the Snake River Canyon.
They needed fill, as the old grade crept along the wall, this one was largely a straight cut.
And even with the thousands of tons of rock they blasted out, they needed more.

They turned to the local glass recycler who gladly off-loaded thousands of tons of glass--that they otherwise had no use for.

Anyway, they named it something dumb, like for some local dignitary.
Instead of the more poetic "Glassheart Grade."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:27 AM (3cUTc)

100 All shopping bags are plastic here. We repurpose them quite a bit. Useful things, really.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar8)

101 He has created a suffocating atmosphere of misogyny and predation. We only have to look to the manosphere, or the rape academies online where millions of men exchange best practices for drugging and raping their wives, girlfriends, sisters or deepfake pornography which is destroying thousands of women’s lives or sex robots



All while ignoring the rape of an entire generation of girls in the UK.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:20 AM (rOKnE)
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Yea, but they were low-class peasant girls of no status or consequence so who cares about them?

It's almost always higher-status girls who get all the attention when they accuse someone of raping them.

Like Train Hoe, a white sorority girl from an ivy league college, or Mattress Whore, a white-ish sorority girl from an ivy league college.

Nobody cares about -- or even mentions -- the poor girls in the ghetto or meth trailer park or indian reservation who get raped and abused. These girls simply do not matter.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

102 Ten Bears
Ten Beers

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (s3O4c)

103 I use tge plastic bags to clean my cat's litter boxes. That is when they don't have holes in them which is 80% of the time.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (Ti9vn)

104 I used to travel a lot and marveled at people who would scream at gate agents because their flight was cancelled or delayed. Like lady what exactly do you want here. You expect this gate agent to override the FAA and Delta and fly you personally to your destination?
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:17 AM

Police bodycam videos are full of these people. Justice can be amusing sometimes.


It doesn't help that so many of the gate agents act like they're doing you a favor by even talking to you, and you know that once on the plane, the airline will treat you like a troublesome insect. There's plenty of blame to go around.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

105 New York communist keys Florida Man's car over sticker, catches felony charge:

https://tinyurl.com/mpu6dam5

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 11:29 AM (qlLNh)

106 Brazilian Senator Flavio Bolsonaro and his family arrived in Miami on Wednesday, where the United States government will grant them entry visas after he refused ​to comply with a Brazilian Supreme Court order to surrender his passports.

Definitely not a Turd World Banana Republic when its customary to exile your political opponent who you cheated out of an election.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 11:29 AM (NzX/y)

107 I use my empty 50lb feed sacks for large garbage bags.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:29 AM (8Uo7a)

108 The vitality important question that no one is asking:

How many holes does a straw actually have?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (fO5H9)

4000 ?


This news was rather sad.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

109 I remember a movie called the gods must be crazy the premise of which was that a 1st worlder dropped a glass coke bottle out of his small plane window and a group of bushman find it and after realizing how useful it is have a bunch of strife with each other until one guys decides it should be returned to the gods because obviously mankind is not yet ready for such a gift...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:29 AM (sKqQm)

110 >>The bags I got at the grocery store became trash can bags at home.

Now I get paper bags at the grocery store and have to buy other plastic bags to put in my smaller trash bins in my house.

But we saved da Erf even though I'm using MORE materials now right?
- - - - -

Here in Colorado we "save" the earth by: businesses may still provide paper bags, but you are charged $.10 for each one. No, the business who supplied the bag doesn't get paid, this goes straight to the state.

Do we know how this bag TAX "fee" is spent? Do we know how much is collected? No, no we don't. But somehow, this fixed th bag pollution problem *wink*.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (rOKnE)

111 13 Enviro bullshit aside, using a straw to drink water or a soda from a glass is gay and no man should ever be seen doing so.
Posted by: Fuck Em All

The original name for straws were sanitary straws because of crappy dishwashing leaving unclean glasses especially with residue along the rim. With the EPA interfering in dishwasher function to 'save' energy, dirty glasses are again an issue because the dishwashers are imperfect about removing residue nowadays due to limits on water and energy usage of dishwashers. So you might want to return to using straws to avoid 3rd World health issues.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (E4rtv)

112 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (CfKHZ)

113 All shopping bags are plastic here. We repurpose them quite a bit. Useful things, really.
Posted by: tubal

Yep. Trash can liners, dog shit bags, etc.

Posted by: ET at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (8B4gm)

114 Always been careful with any object that would be in the way of an airbag deploying ever since.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)

That's probably how "AOS Cope" will end up checking out.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (88C+u)

115 104

It doesn't help that so many of the gate agents act like they're doing you a favor by even talking to you, and you know that once on the plane, the airline will treat you like a troublesome insect. There's plenty of blame to go around.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)

Yes, flying is a miserable experience, pretty much. If the destination is a reasonable distance, prefer to drive.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar8)

116 I got bumped up to First Class once when I came to an agents defense from an overly aggressive ticket holder. Only time I've flown First Class and it's the best.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (Ti9vn)

117 80 The bags I got at the grocery store became trash can bags at home.

Now I get paper bags at the grocery store and have to buy other plastic bags to put in my smaller trash bins in my house.

But we saved da Erf even though I'm using MORE materials now right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:14 AM

This is why I love sopping in NH when I can. They still use plastic bags.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


We still have plastic bags here. They cost you .12 cents each.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (W2Pud)

118 I'm nearly convinced there's no such thing. I bet more times than not ALL of the trash ends up at the same location.
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Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" showed that and that was like 20 years ago--when the recycling scam was still all the rage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (3cUTc)

119 We use store bags on the doorknob for the pantry. Started when we were moving in and just became a thing. Haven't had to clean a kitchen garbage can in 25 years.

Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (Ae6Br)

120 > Mattress Whore, a white-ish sorority girl from an ivy league college.

Half Jewish, half Chinese, I think.

Definitely a roll of the dice with that combo. Sometimes you get Phoebe Cates. Sometimes you get the man-jawed Mattress Whore.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (qlLNh)

121 Henceforth I will use Co-pilot as my primary supplier of blog comment wit:

The lifecycle of every modern crusade seems pretty reliable: find a photo, skip the cost-benefit analysis, ban something ordinary, replace it with a worse version, then act shocked when the unintended consequences turn out to be the only consequences. The paper straw dissolving halfway through my drink may be the most environmentally conscious way to consume disappointment.

A solid first effort, Co-pilot!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (4Je4D)

122 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (8B4gm)

123 I use tge plastic bags to clean my cat's litter boxes. That is when they don't have holes in them which is 80% of the time.

It was Austin that banned plastic bags (unless you were a welfare recipient and you can have plastic bags). Shortly thereafter, the city had to install dog scat plastic bag stations along its walking paths in their city parks.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (NzX/y)

124 When I heard about plastic bag bans my first thought was what will they use to pick up dog shit?

Then I remembered progressives don’t pick up after their dogs to begin with. So not an issue.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (/ClFf)

125 Off Beatle sock

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (Ti9vn)

126 How many holes does a straw actually have?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (fO5H9)

=======

Infinite, if you slice it right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:24 AM (pfZGz)
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I have some ideas on that.

Posted by: Zeno of Elea at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (amcLV)

127 118 I'm nearly convinced there's no such thing. I bet more times than not ALL of the trash ends up at the same location.
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Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" showed that and that was like 20 years ago--when the recycling scam was still all the rage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (3cUTc)

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Best part of that episode was when they were getting buy in from a San Fran resident to use like a dozen different bins for different kinds of trash. Well, not them. They just hosted. Their proxies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (pfZGz)

128 One of m’y favorite vignettes from Mad Men is Sally Draper wearing a dry clearing bang over her had and Betty flipped out worried that she would find her freshly dry-cleaned dressed in a wrinkled pile on thé flood of her closet.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (2ap+5)

129 Nobody cares about -- or even mentions -- the poor girls in the ghetto or meth trailer park or indian reservation who get raped and abused. These girls simply do not matter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (iFTx/)

Good news for us!

Posted by: Rotherham Muslims at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (88C+u)

130 I used to travel a lot and marveled at people who would scream at gate agents because their flight was cancelled or delayed. Like lady what exactly do you want here. You expect this gate agent to override the FAA and Delta and fly you personally to your destination?
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:17 AM

Police bodycam videos are full of these people. Justice can be amusing sometimes.

It doesn't help that so many of the gate agents act like they're doing you a favor by even talking to you, and you know that once on the plane, the airline will treat you like a troublesome insect. There's plenty of blame to go around.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)
_________

This. There are some serious assholes out there manning the airline gates and check-ins. But recently, I've had nothing but good experiences, with the occasional "no, you can't put your personal bag in the overhead compartment, that's for the big carry-on bags only," which I just smile and ignore.

It may be that the airlines finally wised up and started cracking down on the worst offenders on their staffs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

131 It doesn't help that so many of the gate agents act like they're doing you a favor by even talking to you, and you know that once on the plane, the airline will treat you like a troublesome insect. There's plenty of blame to go around.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Travel by air is about as pleasant as a trip to the dentist without anesthesia except the dentist has more comfortable chairs.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (E4rtv)

132 One thing that amuses me is that outside of the Obama years the feminist left has had a strict party line on sex crime claims:

1980-1992: Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true

1993-2000: Meh, women lie about rape all the time.

2001-2008: Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true

2009-2016: Isn't Michelle Obama dreamy?

2017-2020: Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true

2021-2024: Meh, women lie about rape all the time. Also, its perfectly normal to shower with your daughter

2025- Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (sKqQm)

133 Always been careful with any object that would be in the way of an airbag deploying ever since.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)

That's probably how "AOS Cope" will end up checking out.


How would he be orally pleasuring a man while driving down the road?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

134 We are not charged for paper or plastic here in the free state of Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (8Uo7a)

135 Greatest “wait no what do you mean we voted for this” example was in Seattle.

King County had a ballot measure to increase car registration fees by something like 300% to fund public transportation boondoggles across the county. It easily passed of course.

Then the next year when it was implemented local news had stories about all these drivers outraged at the new cost of registering their cars. One guy interviewed literally said I voted for this but I didn’t think I would be affected by it.

It’s leftism in a nutshell.
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:25 AM (/ClFf)

The kicker is even under the best case scenario, most of the trains won't be operational for another 20 plus years (which in government time means 40 years). So most of those paying for it will probably be dead.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (lCppi)

136 "Democrats are for the little guy!" -- actual quote from a leftard
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Well it's true!

Posted by: Robert Reich at October 28, 2026 11:32 AM (Fv808)

137 You don't want plastic straws up turtle's noses?

Stop throwing shit in the ocean.

Every conservative I know cleans up after themselves and throws things away in the proper receptacle.

The likely liberal bitch that threw her trash out of her vehicle window right in front of me in the turn lane on the way in this morning is the problem.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:33 AM (CfKHZ)

138 They cost you .12 cents each.

8 bags for a penny? Not bad. Not bad at all.

Posted by: far cry at October 28, 2026 11:33 AM (Oh7rl)

139 Sponge, Amen.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:34 AM (8Uo7a)

140 The push for better personal hygiene and increased personal distance made sense and worked in reducing infections just as it did in Grandma's time. The enforced lock down result's? The results not worth the effort.

Common sense and humans often do not mix.

Posted by: James Lewis at October 28, 2026 11:34 AM (bsqKw)

141 The original name for straws were sanitary straws because of crappy dishwashing leaving unclean glasses especially with residue along the rim.
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Paper bags, and then plastic bags, were massive public health improvements.

Because, before them, people reused their grocery bags.
And they were nasty vectors for food-borne illness.

But shitting your brains out while vomiting is a small price to pay to "save the Earth"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:34 AM (3cUTc)

142 Sabine says "Plastic Isn’t The Problem You’ve Been Made To Believe"
youtu.be/JJste2I_sZQ

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:34 AM (88C+u)

143 That's probably how "AOS Cope" will end up checking out.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM


I'd have thought autoerotic asphyxia, but freak airbag disaster works, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 11:34 AM (bFu5X)

144 What happens when a word gets "tired" from overuse, the Left change it.

Racist stopped working. They moved to bigot. Bigot stopped working, they moved to White Supremacist. They're still on that but that even got tired, so they went to Fascist.

Now it's the same with Patriarchy. Worked for a while to an extent but now it's not enough so we get this nonsense. And yes it is what "they" do. It's all about feelz

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 11:34 AM (gtzLh)

145 I'm nearly convinced there's no such thing. I bet more times than not ALL of the trash ends up at the same location.
---
Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" showed that and that was like 20 years ago--when the recycling scam was still all the rage.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:31 AM (3cUTc)
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That was one episode where they said that they would have liked to have found that recycling wasn't bullshit. As it is, they thoroughly trashed recycling in that ep.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:35 AM (amcLV)

146 I quickly learned being nice to gate agents peppered with a few “man sorry about all these jerks you have to deal with” magically opens up space on oversold flights and sometimes even in first class.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (/ClFf)

147 We occasionally have grocery shoppers in my AO who bring in their own cloth bags to put their groceries in. They are of a type, I have noticed. Mask wearing sometimes overlaps.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (Gqar8)

148 AOC Dope will have a new name by next Wednesday morning.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (gtzLh)

149 COVID was a bit different since it barely effected the young, but every year we get a wave of flu like illnesses from the public school system.

Of course we could mostly stop that by banning travel too and from China.

Turns out having hundreds of snot nosed kids in a building together is a bad idea as far as spreading disease is concerned...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (sKqQm)

150 What happens when a word gets "tired" from overuse, the Left change it.

Racist stopped working. They moved to bigot. Bigot stopped working, they moved to White Supremacist. They're still on that but that even got tired, so they went to Fascist.

Now it's the same with Patriarchy. Worked for a while to an extent but now it's not enough so we get this nonsense. And yes it is what "they" do. It's all about feelz


They've even stopped using "woke" because it was so universally mocked and derided by everyone but the left. We were being mean, you see.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

151 >>One thing that amuses me is that outside of the Obama years the feminist left has had a strict party line on sex crime claims:

1980-1992: Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true

1993-2000: Meh, women lie about rape all the time.

2001-2008: Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true

2009-2016: Isn't Michelle Obama dreamy?

2017-2020: Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true

2021-2024: Meh, women lie about rape all the time. Also, its perfectly normal to shower with your daughter

2025- Powerful men get away with rape and all rape claims are true
- - - -

Dang, so true!

Yeah, the Obama exception was his "Campus Rape Epidemic" crusade that got torpedoed by UVA rape hoaxer.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:37 AM (rOKnE)

152
How many holes does a straw actually have?
Posted by: Tonypete

4000 ?

This news was rather sad.
Posted by: Archimedes


I'd love to turn you on.

Posted by: Rape academy graduate at October 28, 2026 11:37 AM (Cqx++)

153 The 4" diameter PVC pipe I use to insert the gerbil is kind of a straw, I guess.

Posted by: Richard Gere at October 28, 2026 11:37 AM (EdP2u)

154 Racist stopped working. They moved to bigot. Bigot stopped working, they moved to White Supremacist. They're still on that but that even got tired, so they went to Fascist.

My favorite lefty neologism is "multi-racial white supremacist"

Now, David Chappelle had a pretty funny take on this with his blind black KKK member but other then that this idea is pretty stupid

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:37 AM (sKqQm)

155 Being told you have to follow the arrows in the grocery store. Nope, my thousand yard stare defied any comment about that.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (8Uo7a)

Only time I was karened in a grocery store was for walking against the arrow. Young mom, masked, with an infant. She wasn't nasty about it, almost tentative. I smiled slightly (and visibly, as I was not masked) and turned my gaze back to the tortilla chips. There were others in the aisle, all masked. They remained silent while I made my selection and walked away..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 28, 2026 11:37 AM (08OqX)

156 What happens when a word gets "tired" from overuse, the Left change it.

Racist stopped working. They moved to bigot. Bigot stopped working, they moved to White Supremacist. They're still on that but that even got tired, so they went to Fascist.

Now it's the same with Patriarchy. Worked for a while to an extent but now it's not enough so we get this nonsense. And yes it is what "they" do. It's all about feelz
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 11:34 AM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Extreme at October 28, 2026 11:38 AM (0sNs1)

157 Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (gtzLh)

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He'll be forgotten, and no one will care. And it will be good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:38 AM (pfZGz)

158 What is this lunatic even talking about? "Rape academies" where "millions" of men teach each other how to "rape" their ... sisters? Really? Where do they get this from?
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The irony is that if those existed at all (and they don't), they'd be far more likely to be found in the Middle East than anywhere else.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:38 AM (TN0g+)

159 Being told you have to follow the arrows in the grocery store. Nope, my thousand yard stare defied any comment about that.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:23 AM (8Uo7a)

I didn't comply. Went to area I wanted in the best direction. It was still amazing how many people followed the arrows though. Like good little fearful robots.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 28, 2026 11:38 AM (rE3OA)

160 Re: AI...there was an interesting editorial by the publisher in a very specialized hobby magazine I subscribe to saying that secretive corporations are buying up huge amounts of books with seemingly no care for cost, scanning them into computers, and destroying them. He said one of those companies contacted him and bought all their back issues for hundreds of dollars. He had also contacted collector book sellers that said they have been getting orders like that. This magazine deals with aviation history mostly from the 70s and back so has almost no bearing on anything of current import, you would think. Why would AI be concerned with 1938 piston engined warbird technology? And why would the overlords care about that, or the relatively few people who are interested in that?

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 28, 2026 11:38 AM (3/XaG)

161 We occasionally have grocery shoppers in my AO who bring in their own cloth bags to put their groceries in.
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I bring my own bags for shopping. Mainly because I don't want to pay a nickel per store-provided bag.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:38 AM (amcLV)

162 "Plastic never goes away!!!!"


Tell that to the plastic bin that's been in my sunroom for a few years that absolutely disintegrates when you touch it and turns into a fine powder........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (CfKHZ)

163 Thé Fed is expected to kéep rates where they are heading into thé mid-terms despite inflation raging far above the purported target rate.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (2ap+5)

164 >>We are not charged for paper or plastic here in the free state of Texas.

Another reason to admire Texas!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (rOKnE)

165 >>That's probably how "AOS Cope" will end up checking out.

Yep. Sad!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (NcvvS)

166 154 Now, David Chappelle had a pretty funny take on this with his blind black KKK member but other then that this idea is pretty stupid

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:37 AM (sKqQm)

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"After discovering that he was black, the man has chosen to divorce his wife because she is a n*gger lover."
-very first episode of The Chappelle Show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (pfZGz)

167 "Keep your distance" was the small thing that was actually a monumental pain in the butt that would bring about salvation at scale in the form of infection reduction.

Yea, but I kinda miss the days when it was socially acceptable to say "get the fuck away from me" when some rando got too close.

I have an odd problem in that I hate people but they are somehow inexplicably drawn to me. My physical size and demeanor scream "keep the fuck away," but wherever I go or stand, some randos will always follow.

It's annoying as fuck.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

168 "Democrats are for the little guy!" -- actual quote from a leftard
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Well it's true!
Posted by: Robert Reich
_________

Maybe we need to get our own little guy.

Posted by: Junior O'Daniel at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (JzUSu)

169 “They achieved nothing but compliance for its own sake.”

That is a perfect summation of how the nanny state torments us and projects its control over us.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (P54I0)

170 I missed out on the retail aisle arrows. Must have been an amusing sight.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (Gqar8)

171 109 I remember a movie called the gods must be crazy the premise of which was that a 1st worlder dropped a glass coke bottle out of his small plane window and a group of bushman find it and after realizing how useful it is have a bunch of strife with each other until one guys decides it should be returned to the gods because obviously mankind is not yet ready for such a gift...
Posted by: 18-1


I love that movie.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 11:40 AM (W2Pud)

172 I bring my own bags for shopping. Mainly because I don't want to pay a nickel per store-provided bag.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

A nickle? I think they're a quarter here. Yeah, I bring my own.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 28, 2026 11:40 AM (Fv808)

173 Petco started charging for plastic bags so I kindly told the clerk to let the manager know that I will be going to Pet Smart from now on and the manager should let their supervisor know.

The clerk was sympathetic to the position as she heard the same multiple times. They finally quit charging when I went back out of convenience months later.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:40 AM (Ti9vn)

174 I have an odd problem in that I hate people but they are somehow inexplicably drawn to me. My physical size and demeanor scream "keep the fuck away," but wherever I go or stand, some randos will always follow.

It's annoying as fuck.


You too? I hate it when they always want to touch the hem of my garment.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:40 AM (Riz8t)

175 Re: AI...there was an interesting editorial by the publisher in a very specialized hobby magazine I subscribe to saying that secretive corporations are buying up huge amounts of books with seemingly no care for cost, scanning them into computers, and destroying them.

This is true and honestly not that secretive. Most of the big AI companies are doing variants on this because the more content you give your AI the smarter it will be.

This led me to suggest a while back that if the robot apocalypse comes it won't be robots killing people but instead making people write fan fiction all day...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:40 AM (sKqQm)

176 We occasionally have grocery shoppers in my AO who bring in their own cloth bags to put their groceries in.
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And studies have shown those bags to germ-ridden from re-use.

The alternative is to constantly wash them--which then undoes any of the "save the planet" rhetoric that you were using the cloth bags for in the 1st place.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 11:40 AM (TN0g+)

177 It doesn't help that so many of the gate agents act like they're doing you a favor by even talking to you, and you know that once on the plane, the airline will treat you like a troublesome insect. There's plenty of blame to go around.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:28 AM (Riz8t)
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When you've been screamed at by eight consecutive customers, you tend to act coolly towards customer #9, regardless of their demeanor.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 28, 2026 11:40 AM (0bjKf)

178 Have you all seen the stories about the Great Plastic Island in the Pacific and how they're studying and keep getting shocked at all the marine life that's taking advantage of the free housing and easy food?

The other part I like is how they make it seem like it's some dense mass, when it's more like, if you're in the middle of it, you can count maybe a few dozen bottles and such at a time.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:41 AM (3cUTc)

179 GLOBULL WARMING!

Let's all just die off for the sake of Nature.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:41 AM (LOvBA)

180 143 That's probably how "AOS Cope" will end up checking out.
Posted by: 88C+u
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Eh, anal waste retention because AOS Cope is full of shit.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:41 AM (E4rtv)

181 And why would the overlords care about that, or the relatively few people who are interested in that?
Posted by: Azjaeger at October 28, 2026 11:38 AM (3/XaG)

Not true. Aviation history is huge.

Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (Ae6Br)

182 Bum turned to homeless turned to unhoused.

Slave is now enslaved person

Wife/Husband is now partner

BC is BCE

The list is endless

The left is always changing language. Part of their aim to destroy everything.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (/ClFf)

183 When you've been screamed at by eight consecutive customers, you tend to act coolly towards customer #9, regardless of their demeanor.

I get that, but someone has to start being nice to get the virtuous circle going. It seems to me, that should be the people being paid to be nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

184 >>"After discovering that he was black, the man has chosen to divorce his wife because she is a n*gger lover."
-very first episode of The Chappelle Show.



Funny, and also kinda happened IRL where a white supremist who had been adopted discovered one of his birth parents was black, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (rOKnE)

185 After discovering that he was black, the man has chosen to divorce his wife because she is a n*gger lover."
-very first episode of The Chappelle Show.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (pfZGz)

Not as controversial as his skit about the N*gga Family.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (Ti9vn)

186 about the troll, You don't have to die to be dead to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (8Uo7a)

187 > And why would the overlords care about that, or the relatively few people who are interested in that?
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It's all the books, magazines, etc. If you don't have physical access to the source materials, you are committed to use, and believe, what is fed to you online.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (RORbl)

188 Here in SC, grocery stores still give out the thin plastic bags.

Everytime I go to Calif. to visit family, I cringe.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (LOvBA)

189 @47 -- That's why you double-bag the heavy stuff. Just like your girlfriend...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (xAP/Y)

190 186 about the troll, You don't have to die to be dead to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (8Uo7a)

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I feel attacked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (pfZGz)

191 79 I want to know what kind of degree you get from the Online Rape Academy.

Is it a Bachelor of Arts? Or a Bachelor of Science?

What are the grad school opportunities?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:22 AM (3cUTc)

You don't get the labs in online coursework. So you lack the practical experience to be a good rapist on graduation. Take it from me: I got my degree from an online rape academy, and I don't even know where I'm supposed to put my wiener or for how long.

Posted by: Wish I'd Gone to HVAC School at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (Xe6rn)

192 They've even stopped using "woke" because it was so universally mocked and derided by everyone but the left. We were being mean, you see.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (Riz8t)

Before woke it was sjw. Then everyone hated sjw's. So they did woke but then everyone hated woke.

And remember at the beginning woke didn't exist it was all in your imagination. People forget that one even though it went on for two or more years.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (gtzLh)

193 What the heck happened to Chappelle? He went from a scrawny weakling to a bulked-up dude.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (Riz8t)

194 Thought I read somewhere, once, that the US has more trees now than were there when the evil white people first settled the country. Could be a false memory, implanted by racists.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (Gqar8)

195 Funny, and also kinda happened IRL where a white supremist who had been adopted discovered one of his birth parents was black, IIRC.

One of the ways you can see old timey racism is dead is that back then black people that could get away with it pretended to be white, but in our modern era you see the reverse with Talcum X or Rachael Dozeal

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (sKqQm)

196 "stop throwing shit in the ocean"

From AI:
Historically cited studies identified major river systems—such as the Yangtze, Yellow, Hai He, Pearl, Mekong, Indus, Ganges, Amur in Asia, and the Niger and Nile in Africa—as carrying the majority of land-based plastic into the sea. Newer field research shows that thousands of smaller, densely populated coastal and inland rivers also contribute heavily to total riverine plastic emissions.

So Asia and possibly our own coasts, where the typical liberal elites live.

Posted by: Rex B at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (sdSI9)

197 Have you all seen the stories about the Great Plastic Island in the Pacific and how they're studying and keep getting shocked at all the marine life that's taking advantage of the free housing and easy food?

The other part I like is how they make it seem like it's some dense mass, when it's more like, if you're in the middle of it, you can count maybe a few dozen bottles and such at a time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:41 AM (3cUTc)


I remember first hearing scare stories about that maybe ten or fifteen years ago. I spent a good amount of time trying to find pictures of it, and never did find any. I concluded it was probably 99 and 44/100ths percent bullshit.

Posted by: far cry at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (Oh7rl)

198 Tell that to the plastic bin that's been in my sunroom for a few years that absolutely disintegrates when you touch it and turns into a fine powder........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (CfKHZ)
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MICROPLASTICS!!!!!!

Also, SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (amcLV)

199 about the troll, You don't have to die to be dead to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 11:42 AM (8Uo7a)

Or to be braindead apparently

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (gtzLh)

200 Tell that to the plastic bin that's been in my sunroom for a few years that absolutely disintegrates when you touch it and turns into a fine powder........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (CfKHZ)

It becomes "micro plastic" and makes it's way into your nut sack where it causes low sperm count.

Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (Ae6Br)

201 I quickly learned being nice to gate agents peppered with a few “man sorry about all these jerks you have to deal with” magically opens up space on oversold flights and sometimes even in first class.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:36 AM (/ClFf)



NO!!! They should be yelled at every possible opportunity! It's THEIR FAULT the flight wasn't on time, I'm late and might MISS MY CONNECTOR!!!!!!

Posted by: Chunk Weegur at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (CfKHZ)

202 Crazy people stick to me...

Posted by: Dee Dee Ramone, 1997 at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (EdP2u)

203 Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (sKqQm)

My favorite depressing movie and I hate depressing movies.

The Human Stain

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (Ti9vn)

204
It becomes "micro plastic" and makes it's way into your nut sack where it causes low sperm count.
Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (Ae6Br)



My failed vasectomy doesn't understand those words in that order........

Posted by: Chunk Weegur at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (CfKHZ)

205 I seriously doubt anyone in So. Cal. is throwing plastics into the rivers/sea.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (LOvBA)

206 Shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (CfKHZ)

207 This is true and honestly not that secretive. Most of the big AI companies are doing variants on this because the more content you give your AI the smarter it will be.
Posted by: 18-1 a
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That is actually not proven. Basically Anthrope and Open AI are in a ridiculous death match to be the one that survives. Which means blowing billions of bucks they don't actually have as capital expenditures on equipment so they can create the latest frontier models. Meanwhile, under the radar screen, smaller such as installs on a single user computer and a bit slower multiuser AI models are adequate for most users.

Bleeding edge technology is always expensive and for many user cases, not worth the expense other than to claim First!

Frankly both leading AI companies are led by creeps so that like Iran-Iraq war, I hope they both lose in the future.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:46 AM (E4rtv)

208 >>I want to know what kind of degree you get from the Online Rape Academy.

Is it a Bachelor of Arts? Or a Bachelor of Science?




Women's Studies?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 11:46 AM (rOKnE)

209 Crazy people stick to me...

Posted by: Dee Dee Ramone, 1997 at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (EdP2u)



They stick it IN me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 28, 2026 11:46 AM (CfKHZ)

210 200 Tell that to the plastic bin that's been in my sunroom for a few years that absolutely disintegrates when you touch it and turns into a fine powder........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:39 AM (CfKHZ)

It becomes "micro plastic" and makes it's way into your nut sack where it causes low sperm count.
Posted by: Reforger at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (Ae6Br)

Is there any scientific evidence to support this, or just internet hysteria pieces?

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:46 AM (Gqar8)

211 "wherever I go or stand, some randos will always follow."

"It's annoying as fuck."

You too? I hate it when they always want to touch the hem of my garment.
Posted by: Archimedes

Thanks. I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 11:46 AM (JrHfD)

212 I seriously doubt anyone in So. Cal. is throwing plastics into the rivers/sea.

Well, it is the WC, so the water flows from the sea into the rivers.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:46 AM (Riz8t)

213 Ah, yes.

Rape Academy, the less-successful sequel to Police Academy. 2026, Miramax.

Bill Cosby, Rob Lowe, Sean “Diddy” Combs.

Screenplay: Woody Allen. Director: Roman Polanski. Producer: Harvey Weinstein. Score: R. Kelly

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (qlLNh)

214 Except, you know, immigrants from Asia and the Middle East.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (LOvBA)

215 The Human Stain
Posted by: polynikes
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That is a watch once movie.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

216
Also, SPONGE!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:44 AM (amcLV)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (CfKHZ)

217 seriously doubt anyone in So. Cal. is throwing plastics into the rivers/sea.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (LOvBA)

They don't have to. Mexico does for them along with their sewage.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (Ti9vn)

218 I applied for a job at Anthropic. Got an interview. As soon as I saw who it was with I knew I had no chance. Indian woman. I didn’t even bother.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (/ClFf)

219 You had a hem?

We were so poor, we wore potato sacks without hems.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (LOvBA)

220 Thought I read somewhere, once, that the US has more trees now than were there when the evil white people first settled the country. Could be a false memory, implanted by racists.
Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (Gqar

It's true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (rE3OA)

221 217 seriously doubt anyone in So. Cal. is throwing plastics into the rivers/sea.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (LOvBA)

They don't have to. Mexico does for them along with their sewage.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (Ti9vn)

Pacific current runs north there, yes?

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar8)

222 That is a watch once movie.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

Agreed but it was really well done and encapsulating. A car wreck you couldn't look away from. No pun intended.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (Ti9vn)

223 Rape Academy, the less-successful sequel to Police Academy. 2026, Miramax.

Bill Cosby, Rob Lowe, Sean “Diddy” Combs.


I remember Rob Lowe got in trouble a while ago for having a threesome with an underaged girl (the two women were his hair dressers I think?) are you referencing the same thing or did he have other stuff come out?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)

224 215 The Human Stain
Posted by: polynikes
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That is a watch once movie.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

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Hey! It's my older brother's nickname for me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (pfZGz)

225 I seriously doubt anyone in So. Cal. is throwing plastics into the rivers/sea.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (LOvBA)



Your naiveite is showing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (CfKHZ)

226 Mexico is putting raw sewage into the sea.

Imperial Beach used to be a nice beach.

Not anymore.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (LOvBA)

227 You had a hem?

We were so poor, we wore potato sacks without hems.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (LOvBA)
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Luxury! We all had to share the same paper bag! At the same time!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (amcLV)

228
Hey! It's my older brother's nickname for me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (pfZGz)



Wait.......there's more than one of you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (CfKHZ)

229 > 219 You had a hem?

We were so poor, we wore potato sacks without hems.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (LOvBA)

You had potato sacks? My mother was forced to sew potato peelings together to clothe us.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (qlLNh)

230 New York communist keys Florida Man's car over sticker, catches felony charge:
https://tinyurl.com/mpu6dam5
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 11:29 AM (qlLNh)

Typical yankee democrat scumbag. Glad he caught a felony. Fuck him.

Posted by: Seminole Wind at October 28, 2026 11:50 AM (8EQTH)

231 Thought I read somewhere, once, that the US has more trees now than were there when the evil white people first settled the country. Could be a false memory, implanted by racists.
Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:43 AM (Gqar

It's true.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
__________

I dont think that's true, but more than in 1900 is true.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2026 11:50 AM (JzUSu)

232 Yea. What is this lunatic even talking about? "Rape academies" where "millions" of men teach each other how to "rape" their ... sisters? Really? Where do they get this from?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:19 AM (iFTx/)
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I'm starting to believe more and more that the old-timey diagnosis of "hysteria" was a very real thing.

Chronically alone females that couldn't get laid in a men's prison with a fistful of pardons because nobody with a penis can stand to look at or smell them, much less listen to them talk long enough to actually fuck them.

Treated effectively with the ol' Hitachi Magic Wand.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 28, 2026 11:50 AM (oqH4h)

233 Is there any scientific evidence to support this, or just internet hysteria pieces?
Posted by: tubal

Tied to BPA from what I remember by epidemology studies but all of those suffer from the potential for an ecological fallacy.

We can't actually experiment ethically by controlled studies by giving some guys microplastics and others are kept pure. So we use large study groups using statistical controls rather than experimental designs. These can be good at showing correlation but not so much on causation.

The lower sperm quality could just as well be from the plethora of vaxxes given, industrial chemicals, tighty whitey underwear, etc.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:50 AM (E4rtv)

234 Mayor Pete knows wassup

Posted by: ballistic at October 28, 2026 11:50 AM (oqH4h)

235 Our air is cleaner than it was 100 years ago. We have more trees. Out medical system is exponentially better than even 50 years ago. We have more disposable income than we know what to do with. Life for the average American has never been better.

But according to the left capitalism has destroyed everyone’s life. And unfortunately a lot of people believe it.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:50 AM (/ClFf)

236 You can't go home again because it changed while you were gone.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (LOvBA)

237 Pacific current runs north there, yes?
Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar
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No, south. Gulf of Alaska water is why the water at L.A. beaches is so chilly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (amcLV)

238 > I remember Rob Lowe got in trouble a while ago for having a threesome with an underaged girl

Yeah, that was the incident I had in mind.

Looks like she was actually legal in Florida at the time.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (qlLNh)

239 Go look at the drone footage of the area where Burning Man is held after they all leave...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (CfKHZ)

240 218 I applied for a job at Anthropic. Got an interview. As soon as I saw who it was with I knew I had no chance. Indian woman. I didn’t even bother.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (/ClFf)

Should have told her you're willing to start shitting in the street, if that helps. Or maybe reassured her that, like Indians, you hate anyone browner than you too, so you have that in common.

Posted by: building bridges one interaction at a time at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (hqQIL)

241 The polling hedging is...off the charts now:

"@gelliottmorris
Here's a final installment in my series on how polls could go wrong next week. This time, I show evidence that pollsters may not be reaching enough Trump voters from red, rural areas"

Morris led 538 through 2020 and got fired from it because he was so bad at polling analysis.

If he's saying that the polling could easily be wrong....well, we need to believe the polls from June as gospel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (pfZGz)

242 Since I started wearing seamless garments, people don't touch me as much.

Posted by: Money Is No Object at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (EdP2u)

243 tates like California and its little sister Colorado started prohibiting automatic distribution of plastic drinking straws (the customer must ask for one) and so helped the product to get crowded out, with Colorado going further more recently. Countless municipalities banned straws and often extended those bans to other "single-use plastics" like shopping bags.

i remember when switching from paper bags to plastic bags was the little thing that was going to save the rain forests.

Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (oY6Yp)

244 Does Carnival Cruise stop at Great Plastic Island?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (Cqx++)

245 Hey! It's my older brother's nickname for me!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Nice burn, put some salt on it and feel better.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (E4rtv)

246 228
Hey! It's my older brother's nickname for me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (pfZGz)


Wait.......there's more than one of you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (CfKHZ)

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I am one of five!

The first to marry, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:52 AM (pfZGz)

247
Before this week, I was receiving a dozen text messages from politicians. Then I voted. The messages abruptly and completely stopped. Can I program my TV to do this as well?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 11:52 AM (eRlcH)

248 230 New York communist keys Florida Man's car over sticker, catches felony charge:

—

That’s why I never put any stickers on my cars or signs in my lawn.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:52 AM (/ClFf)

249 Morris led 538 through 2020 and got fired from it because he was so bad at polling analysis.

If he's saying that the polling could easily be wrong....well, we need to believe the polls from June as gospel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (pfZGz)



That's it.

Polling should be illegal and all pollsters should be imprisoned until such time they figure out how to actually put someone to death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:53 AM (CfKHZ)

250 > Treated effectively with the ol' Hitachi Magic Wand.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 28, 2026 11:50 AM (oqH4h)

The vibrator was actually invented to relieve doctors who were tired of performing "manipulations" on female patients to "relieve hysteria".

The cynic in me suspects that some patients still got the manual treatment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2026 11:53 AM (qlLNh)

251 Rape Academy, the less-successful sequel to Police Academy. 2026, Miramax.

Bill Cosby, Rob Lowe, Sean “Diddy” Combs.

I remember Rob Lowe got in trouble a while ago for having a threesome with an underaged girl (the two women were his hair dressers I think?) are you referencing the same thing or did he have other stuff come out?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)
______

IIRC, it was a very odd situation. The girl was of legal age to consent to sex at the time, but Lowe stupidly video-taped it, in a state where the age to consent to being videotaped having sex was older than she was.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:53 AM (iFTx/)

252 If he's saying that the polling could easily be wrong....well, we need to believe the polls from June as gospel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Eh, polling and its related prediction markets are about as useful as pulling entrails out of animals and making predictions. You can at least make chitlins out of pig guts after. Polls and prediction markets just are toxic waste.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

253
I am one of five!

The first to marry, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:52 AM (pfZGz)




Suddenly, the whole Prometheus picture becomes more clear........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (CfKHZ)

254 We can't actually experiment ethically by controlled studies by giving some guys microplastics and others are kept pure. So we use large study groups using statistical controls rather than experimental designs. These can be good at showing correlation but not so much on causation.

Maybe they could use the Amish as a control group, but then there are lots of other differences between them and most populations, so probably not.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (Riz8t)

255
Chronically alone females that couldn't get laid in a men's prison with a fistful of pardons because nobody with a penis can stand to look at or smell them, much less listen to them talk long enough to actually fuck them.


I've noticed there are a number of Karens in the immigration-complex that have trouble having a relationship with a western man that end up with a younger immigrant man - sometimes leading to death/rape.

I suspect the sexual aspect of some Karens' desire for open borders is being underreported, especially when you look at how much they HATE passport bros.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm)

256 I've got a sticker on my license plate. It says "Feb. 2026"

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (Fv808)

257 GatewayPundit found people who require IDs.
In today's world, where a man's word should be enough.

According to the left, it is racist to require IDs to vote, but not when it comes to attending an event with radical leftist streamer Hasan Piker.

In order to get into his recent event with Ilhan Omar, attendees had to show their ID and go through ‘airport style’ security.

Also, organizers barred the press from entering. Isn’t that what authoritarians do? Isn’t that what we have been told by the left?

In the video below, you can see a security person explaining to people in line that they are going to have to present their IDs.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (Sco7b)

258 The normal cries of "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING" went out

I love Jonah Goldberg's revised slogan for conservatives: "Don't just DO something, STAND there!"

Even if you think he's an idiot nowadays, that bit is so very true.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (kU0PQ)

259 I remember Rob Lowe got in trouble a while ago for having a threesome with an underaged girl (the two women were his hair dressers I think?) are you referencing the same thing or did he have other stuff come out?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)
______

IIRC, it was a very odd situation. The girl was of legal age to consent to sex at the time, but Lowe stupidly video-taped it, in a state where the age to consent to being videotaped having sex was older than she was.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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At the DNC Convention in Atlanta I think.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

260 And you chose to get married on MY birthday.

You're really not as bad as Doof says......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (CfKHZ)

261 252 If he's saying that the polling could easily be wrong....well, we need to believe the polls from June as gospel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Eh, polling and its related prediction markets are about as useful as pulling entrails out of animals and making predictions. You can at least make chitlins out of pig guts after. Polls and prediction markets just are toxic waste.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

====

It's funny, our trolls have stopped paying attention to polls as we've entered the final stage.

Democrats don't net 8 senate seats in a D+4 environment with this map.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:55 AM (pfZGz)

262 237 Pacific current runs north there, yes?
Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (Gqar
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No, south. Gulf of Alaska water is why the water at L.A. beaches is so chilly.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:51 AM (amcLV)

Thanks, Captain. There is knowledge to be had at the HQ.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar8)

263 Remember Mapquest? Apparently it’s still around. They made a big deal about not renaming Lake Ontario or Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:56 AM (/ClFf)

264 I remember Rob Lowe got in trouble a while ago for having a threesome with an underaged girl (the two women were his hair dressers I think?) are you referencing the same thing or did he have other stuff come out?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:48 AM (sKqQm)
______

IIRC, it was a very odd situation. The girl was of legal age to consent to sex at the time, but Lowe stupidly video-taped it, in a state where the age to consent to being videotaped having sex was older than she was.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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At the DNC Convention in Atlanta I think.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)
________

Sounds about right. 1988 or so then.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)

265 The vibrator was actually invented to relieve doctors who were tired of performing "manipulations" on female patients to "relieve hysteria".

The cynic in me suspects that some patients still got the manual treatment.


Somebody should notify Elon that there's a huge market opportunity for his Optimus robots.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (Riz8t)

266
Thanks, Captain. There is knowledge to be had at the HQ.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 11:56 AM



This place is FULL of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (CfKHZ)

267 I love Jonah Goldberg's revised slogan for conservatives: "Don't just DO something, STAND there!"

Even if you think he's an idiot nowadays, that bit is so very true.
Posted by: GWB

That is why conservatives lose. Static defenses always give way. Instead, the 2A advocates show the way instead of mealy mouthed bullshit. 2A advocates have the gun control idiots on the defensive and by pushing the envelope in court cases and legislatively with take no prisoners, have rolled back a lot of the left's victories in gun control despite being outfunded by all the usual ngos, foundations, Democrat donors, and Mikey Bloomberg.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

268 At the DNC Convention in Atlanta I think.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)


I was canvassing the locals!

Posted by: Rob Lowe, standard Democrat at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (Oh7rl)

269
It is highly agreeable to put on clothes right out of the dryer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (eRlcH)

270 If he's saying that the polling could easily be wrong....well, we need to believe the polls from June as gospel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Eh, polling and its related prediction markets are about as useful as pulling entrails out of animals and making predictions. You can at least make chitlins out of pig guts after. Polls and prediction markets just are toxic waste.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

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It's funny, our trolls have stopped paying attention to polls as we've entered the final stage.

Democrats don't net 8 senate seats in a D+4 environment with this map.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:55 AM (pfZGz)
____

"No, they net 10 seats, you filthy hater!"

-- Karen K. Karene of San Francisco

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

271 Im going to make a bold prediction about the election.

The candidates with the most votes have a very good chance of winning.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (/ClFf)

272 Thx Joe.
As I recall there was some little boy who was at the forefront of this straw nonsense in Oregon. He did some ridiculous "study" and the adults said "a child shall lead us". Their own Greta

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (f8snw)

273 225 I seriously doubt anyone in So. Cal. is throwing plastics into the rivers/sea.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 11:45 AM (LOvBA)


Your naiveite is showing.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:49 AM (CfKHZ)

No kidding. Just take a gander at downtown LA near the LA "River" and Santa Monica and tell me these people who are shitting in the streets and throwing their needles in the storm drains are worried about the ocean.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 11:58 AM (lCppi)

274 ======
At the DNC Convention in Atlanta I think.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)
________

Sounds about right. 1988 or so then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:56 AM (iFTx/)



A famous actor f*cked up during the decade of excess. No way.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:58 AM (CfKHZ)

275 270 "No, they net 10 seats, you filthy hater!"

-- Karen K. Karene of San Francisco

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

=========

Pretty much.

If things go the way I think, I'm going to write a long post about the issues with polling itself and, mostly, its interpretations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:58 AM (pfZGz)

276 271 Im going to make a bold prediction about the election.

The candidates with the most votes have a very good chance of winning.
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (/ClFf)

Someone's an optimist this.....yep...still morning.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 11:58 AM (Sco7b)

277
I've got a sticker on my license plate. It says "Feb. 2026"
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal


Expired in February?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (Cqx++)

278 It's funny, our trolls have stopped paying attention to polls as we've entered the final stage.

Democrats don't net 8 senate seats in a D+4 environment with this map.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Welp, your personal troll likes to do his thing mainly in the ONT posting while on drugs I guess. He called you TMJ in one post and confused me for you in another.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

279 Maybe they could use the Amish as a control group, but then there are lots of other differences between them and most populations, so probably not.
Posted by: Archimedes

The Amish pass on a few unique genetic diseases, because of inbreeding, as Jews and cousin marrying Mooslims do.

Posted by: Polly Purebread at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (EdP2u)

280 Im going to make a bold prediction about the election.

The candidates with the most votes have a very good chance of winning.
Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (/ClFf)



Ballots. Votes don't matter. It's he who counts the ballots who wins in the era of liberal cheat, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (CfKHZ)

281 If things go the way I think, I'm going to write a long post about the issues with polling itself and, mostly, its interpretations.

I mean, how long an article does it take to say "they're lying!"?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

282 Just had four flights in the last week.

All were on-time departures and arrivals. Connecting flights were tight, but I made them both with time to spare.

Ticketing agents were pleasant, as were the gate agents.

Flight attendants were also pleasant and attentive.

All passengers behaved themselves. No dirty, smelly, bare feet that I could see.

It was really a nice evolution.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 28, 2026 12:00 PM (J4Dwc)

283
He did some ridiculous "study" and the adults said "a child shall lead us". Their own Greta
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Hail hail fire and snow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (Cqx++)

284 Even the silly broad that was ranting about how she finally discovered how bad LA sucks after her trip to Miami called the homeless "unhoused."

The brainwashing. It's HARD to overcome........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (CfKHZ)

285 Maybe they could use the Amish as a control group, but then there are lots of other differences between them and most populations, so probably not.
Posted by: Archimedes

The Amish pass on a few unique genetic diseases, because of inbreeding, as Jews and cousin marrying Mooslims do.
Posted by: Polly Purebread at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (EdP2u)


Don't forget us!

Posted by: Cajuns at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (YSUhf)

286 The vibrator was actually invented to relieve doctors who were tired of performing "manipulations" on female patients to "relieve hysteria".

The cynic in me suspects that some patients still got the manual treatment.


One thing that gets trotted out every now and then is the argument that people from that era didn't understand sex and orgasms.

I think most people did.

A woman going to get her hysteria treated almost certainly knew what she was going to get even if she was probably very vague in how she described the health issue to her husband. Sort of like the medical marijuana of its day...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)

287 281 If things go the way I think, I'm going to write a long post about the issues with polling itself and, mostly, its interpretations.

I mean, how long an article does it take to say "they're lying!"?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

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"The final aggregate of a curated selection of polls were 60% right, so that means that all polls are right all the time," is one of the dumbest lines of thinking in modern politics.

And people will not let go of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (pfZGz)

288 278 It's funny, our trolls have stopped paying attention to polls as we've entered the final stage.

Democrats don't net 8 senate seats in a D+4 environment with this map.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Welp, your personal troll likes to do his thing mainly in the ONT posting while on drugs I guess. He called you TMJ in one post and confused me for you in another.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

TJM has his own personal Troll?? The privilege around this place!! What’s next, his own Nemesis??

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

289 --------
Welp, your personal troll likes to do his thing mainly in the ONT posting while on drugs I guess. He called you TMJ in one post and confused me for you in another.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)



He's still working through Learing Center exams during the day......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:02 PM (CfKHZ)

290 288 TJM has his own personal Troll?? The privilege around this place!! What’s next, his own Nemesis??

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar

==

My personal nemesis is Doof.

Though, we're kind of on a break.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 12:02 PM (pfZGz)

291 I've noticed there are a number of Karens in the immigration-complex that have trouble having a relationship with a western man that end up with a younger immigrant man - sometimes leading to death/rape.

I suspect the sexual aspect of some Karens' desire for open borders is being underreported, especially when you look at how much they HATE passport bros.
Posted by: 18-1
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Likely.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:02 PM (E4rtv)

292 281 If things go the way I think, I'm going to write a long post about the issues with polling itself and, mostly, its interpretations.

I mean, how long an article does it take to say "they're lying!"?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 28, 2026 12:00 PM (Riz8t)

It was somewhere explaining that conservatives don't like, trust or engage pollsters.

For good reasons. If I participate in my part of Canada, I'm a conservative who suddenly LOVES the liberal party. That's what they want to hear.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 12:02 PM (Sco7b)

293 TJM has his own personal Troll?? The privilege around this place!! What’s next, his own Nemesis??

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM



That would be Doof.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:02 PM (CfKHZ)

294 its little sister Colorado

Its little psychotic sister.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 12:03 PM (kU0PQ)

295 Now I want a personal troll too ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

296 If things go the way I think, I'm going to write a long post about the issues with polling itself and, mostly, its interpretations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Shorter version, "It's Dead, Jim"

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

297 293 TJM has his own personal Troll?? The privilege around this place!! What’s next, his own Nemesis??

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM


That would be Doof.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:02 PM (CfKHZ)

Probably started with “ that” movie.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 12:04 PM (Gqar8)

298 its little sister Colorado

Its little psychotic sister.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 12:03 PM (kU0PQ)



*insert little girl burning house meme here

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:04 PM (CfKHZ)

299 296 If things go the way I think, I'm going to write a long post about the issues with polling itself and, mostly, its interpretations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Shorter version, "It's Dead, Jim"

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:04 PM (E4rtv)

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"If you want to cling to polling, you have like 4 pollsters to cling to. And they are struggling as much as anyone to reach certain demos. And even then, you pretty much have to wait until their final polls and can't pay attention to them before mid-October."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 12:05 PM (pfZGz)

300 Personal Troll was a pretty good Depeche Mode B-side.

Posted by: Internet Music factologist at October 28, 2026 12:05 PM (Oh7rl)

301 Also, whose ready for a movie based on the country music song, Ol' Red?

Because it's been green-lit. Pre-production begins early next year with filming to follow.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 28, 2026 12:05 PM (J4Dwc)

302 301 Also, whose ready for a movie based on the country music song, Ol' Red?

Because it's been green-lit. Pre-production begins early next year with filming to follow.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 28, 2026 12:05 PM (J4Dwc)

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John Frankenheimer made a movie based on a Johnny Cash song.

I Walk the Line.

It's really good!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 12:05 PM (pfZGz)

303 He's still working through Learing Center exams during the day......
Posted by: Sponge
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Lightbulb head is burned out?

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)

304 Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 12:01 PM (sKqQm)

John Redcorn , healer of migraine headaches.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 12:06 PM (Ti9vn)

305 I've noticed there are a number of Karens in the immigration-complex that have trouble having a relationship with a western man that end up with a younger immigrant man - sometimes leading to death/rape.

I suspect the sexual aspect of some Karens' desire for open borders is being underreported, especially when you look at how much they HATE passport bros.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 11:54 AM (sKqQm)
_________

Well, Pedro the poolboy is kinda dreamy ...

They hate passport bros because they hate all men who figured out how to get what they want without them

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

306 Elric is a poopyhead.

Posted by: Yyrkoon at October 28, 2026 12:06 PM (Ae6Br)

307 Lightbulb head is burned out?

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:05 PM (E4rtv)



Inbreeding leads to diminished capacity........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 12:06 PM (CfKHZ)

308 "If you want to cling to polling, you have like 4 pollsters to cling to. And they are struggling as much as anyone to reach certain demos. And even then, you pretty much have to wait until their final polls and can't pay attention to them before mid-October."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
Eh, to quote Steve Winwood, Wake Me Up on Judgment Day.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:07 PM (E4rtv)

309 C.S. Lewis called it on tyranny of the righteous. The dictator can be placated and stay his hand. The righteous will continue to oppress because they do so with the approval of their conscience.

Posted by: Hadsil at October 28, 2026 12:07 PM (/4OWh)

310 Nood. Boss is up.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (NcvvS)

311 Inbreeding leads to diminished capacity........
Posted by: Sponge
=======
So the filament is burnt out is what you are telling me.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)

312
Also, whose ready for a movie based on the country music song, Ol' Red?

There was a country music song about Stalin?

Huh.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (YSUhf)

313 Another victim of this nonsense: The incandescent light bulb.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (O7YUW)

314 114 Always been careful with any object that would be in the way of an airbag deploying ever since.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:21 AM (NcvvS)

That's probably how "AOS Cope" will end up checking out.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:30 AM (88C+u)

Wait, they put air bags in at the truck stop glory hole?!

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 28, 2026 12:08 PM (zuZpx)

315 Also, after all of that, the best thing to remember whenever this stuff comes up:

Chesterton's Fence

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (kU0PQ)

316 I want to know what kind of degree you get from the Online Rape Academy.

Updating our Course Catalog as we speak.

Posted by: Cornell University at October 28, 2026 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

317 Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

I think you really misunderstand the concept. It's about reaction to a tragedy or some supposed apocalypse.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 12:18 PM (kU0PQ)

318 The worst rock song that had success is Europe’s ‘The Final Countdown.’ It’s so bad it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 28, 2026 12:22 PM (Wp1X1)

319 313 Another victim of this nonsense: The incandescent light bulb.


YES

and by extension, all humans

because LED light is destructive and incandescent is overall way better for us

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 28, 2026 12:28 PM (qBivk)

320 I pondered the idea of using a Bic pen for a straw. I could justify it as part of my Every Day Carry because I might need to do an emergency tracheotomy, right? Just pull the cap off, pull out the ink/nib bit, and I have a non-disposable straw. But it's plastic so I didn't.

Maybe if someone knows of a metal case Bic-style pen I can buy....

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 12:31 PM (kU0PQ)

321 Any action such as those described here are equivalent to a penance, with all of its inherent meaning and history.

Posted by: Gepid at October 28, 2026 01:16 PM (Yyv6q)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Eby Refugees1.jpg

The Refugees
Kerr Eby

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Podium finish

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 I noodled.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

4 smle

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:31 AM (Bep7s)

5 Tom Petty? Is that you?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 09:31 AM (RORbl)

6 trusses

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:31 AM (Bep7s)

7 No boobs. No dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2026 09:31 AM (uYJK1)

8 C'mon, folks! Only 500 more miles to the US border! Let's move!

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

9 Heartbreaking.

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at October 28, 2026 09:32 AM (w9Wax)

10 The country is closed.

Moose out front shoulda told ya!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 09:32 AM (FZ29D)

11 The refugees were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at October 28, 2026 09:32 AM (UEqgJ)

12 hamtramck

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

13 There's going to be a lot of rape real soon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:32 AM (8B4gm)

14 Refugees from what? Nowadays in America we've learned to be suspicious of "refugees" and "asylum seekers."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:33 AM (trnZm)

15 You don't have to live like that.

Posted by: Tom Petty at October 28, 2026 09:33 AM (Ns+8q)

16 "Are we there yet?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

17 Are those soldiers in the background? Is this from WWI?

Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

18 13 did you look closely?

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

19 This painting gives me the Eby-Jeebies.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 09:34 AM (w9Wax)

20 Buc-ee's 183 miles. You can hold it.

Posted by: Big Ass Billboard on the right at October 28, 2026 09:34 AM (UEqgJ)

21 Sepiatone was on sale that week.

Posted by: Dick Blick! at October 28, 2026 09:35 AM (EdP2u)

22 Grim

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 09:35 AM (rOKnE)

23 17 hunting party

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

24 Charlton Heston looks dashing in his red scarf.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:35 AM (8B4gm)

25 IMO art should be aesthetically pleasing . Maybe there was more of a purpose for depressing ,dark art prior to mass media and photography but making ugly art today is just being an ass.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (Ti9vn)

26
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (eRlcH)

27 >>Tom Petty? Is that you?


Could be a 70's record sleeve, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)

28 24 Charlton Heston looks dashing in his red scarf.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:35 AM

So did I!

Posted by: Old Lady Birx at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (UEqgJ)

29 Charlton Heston looks dashing in his red scarf.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026


***
Is this supposed to be a portrait of Moses leading the Hebrews out of Egypt?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (trnZm)

30 can't be refugees. No cell phones.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (r7+Q7)

31 I thought the Fugees were black...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

32 Poor posture was a hallmark of this country's residents.

Posted by: They Stoop To Conquer at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (EdP2u)

33 Verdun. WWI.

Doughboys in the back. Civilians bugging out.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (U3U8G)

34 Soldiers headed to the front, civilians moving away.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (kU0PQ)

35 Fleeing the Brazilian election?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (ndZc7)

36 Charlton Heston looks dashing in his red scarf.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026

***
Is this supposed to be a portrait of Moses leading the Hebrews out of Egypt?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (trnZm)

I think that was a reference to Omega Man and the zombies.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (Ti9vn)

37 Charlton Heston looks dashing in his red scarf.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:35 AM
*
So did I!
Posted by: Old Lady Birx at October 28, 2026


***
You were only marginally more attractive than Fauci. That's not saying much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (trnZm)

38 Interesting contrast of the 6 horses pulling the howitzer heading toward the front, and refugees fleeing in the opposite direction.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (w9Wax)

39 sniper in the wheelbarrow?
little kid has a jester hat.
lady snuggling her lhasa apso.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

40 The old lady in front has a stick and she's pissed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (8B4gm)

41 And, not unexpectedly for those of us with brains, there's not a single military age male among those refugees.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (kU0PQ)

42 Or maybe not. He wore an ascot in Omega man.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:38 AM (Ti9vn)

43 Obviously the first wave of people fleeing a brutal regime who's just criminalized maple syrup on French Toast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 09:38 AM (0sNs1)

44 bleak
no fun

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 09:38 AM (ZxPkt)

45 Well.intended but a bit blurry
C+

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 09:38 AM (x+6RA)

46 Just use the app. It's easy.

Posted by: Uber at October 28, 2026 09:39 AM (UEqgJ)

47 guy in red is trying to figure out howitzer fault.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)

48 Guess I'll be stuck here at the coffee shop. There's a train moving along the tracks across the highway; it'll be blocking the cross streets for a while.

How old is this painting, anyway?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:39 AM (trnZm)

49
What a cheerful little piece!

Perfect for hanging in the nursery!

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 09:39 AM (Y8DZL)

50 Join the AEF!

You'll have a gas!

Posted by: Black Jack Pershing at October 28, 2026 09:40 AM (w9Wax)

51 High-speed rail could have prevented all this suffering.

Posted by: Next Stop-Cucamonga! at October 28, 2026 09:40 AM (EdP2u)

52 Are those soldiers in the background? Is this from WWI?
Posted by: dantesed at October 28, 2026


***
I missed the soldiers at first glance. Those do look like British Army helmets.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:41 AM (trnZm)

53 *guy in red is trying to figure out howitzer fault.*

He knows what he did.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl behind him at October 28, 2026 09:41 AM (UEqgJ)

54 his ascot a pounding by the gorilla his dreams.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:41 AM (Bep7s)

55 There is a famous WW2 photo of French citizens doing the same except it was on a country road.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:41 AM (Ti9vn)

56 The soldiers with their heads downcast are fleeing, having lost the battle. Well that’s elections for ya.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (xOuxV)

57 55 their wheelbarrows had cheese wheels.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

58 42 Or maybe not. He wore an ascot in Omega man.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:38 AM (Ti9vn)

I always get that one and Soylent Green mixed up.

Posted by: TxAnn at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (itAg7)

59 Only Anatevka...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (bFu5X)

60 There was fighting in the Middle East in WWI. (When has there not been fighting in the Middle East?) Lawrence of Arabia, etc. Could this be an image of that theatre of war?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (trnZm)

61 47 guy in red is trying to figure out howitzer fault.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)

But it's hard for him, as he's just a shell of his former self.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:43 AM (l3cgK)

62 his ascot a pounding by the gorilla his dreams.
Posted by: cmeat

Thrilla from Magilla.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:43 AM (8B4gm)

63 "...except it was on a country road."

It'll take you home.

Posted by: West Virginia at October 28, 2026 09:43 AM (UEqgJ)

64 Nobody has to ask-Which way to the front?

Posted by: Trenchfoot Tommy at October 28, 2026 09:43 AM (EdP2u)

65 Mall Santa tryouts. First guy really bringing it.

Posted by: JSpicy at October 28, 2026 09:43 AM (8XA3w)

66 How old is this painting, anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


1918 - 1935

I have no clue how it took 17 years to paint

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 09:43 AM (U3U8G)

67 his ascot a pounding by the gorilla his dreams.
Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026


***
Chilllin' and gorill-in'.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:43 AM (trnZm)

68 "...as he's just a shell of his former self."

That's a high caliber pun.

Posted by: Oh, no... at October 28, 2026 09:44 AM (UEqgJ)

69 Not Your Best and Brightest - a limerick

Throw open wide the immigrant door
"The wretched refuse of your teeming shore."
The words of Emma Lazarus
Can turn out to be hazardous
You may just get what you asked for,

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 09:44 AM (Ns+8q)

70 I'll post a happy painting of boobs.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:44 AM (Ti9vn)

71 They promised us 15 Minute Cities would meet all our needs.

Posted by: No Phones, No Lights, No Motor Cars... at October 28, 2026 09:45 AM (EdP2u)

72 his ascot a pounding by the gorilla his dreams.
Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:41 AM


Not funny.

Posted by: Clarence Beeks at October 28, 2026 09:45 AM (bFu5X)

73 The train has passed at last. The bank is still not open for another fifteen minutes, though. No rush.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:45 AM (trnZm)

74 Eees Nuevo Jork, jess … ? Jess … ? Bueller … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at October 28, 2026 09:45 AM (ayRl+)

75 68 some find it hard to resist the cannelure.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

76 I always get that one and Soylent Green mixed up.
Posted by: TxAnn at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (itAg7)

Hah you're right. Similar clothing at certain points.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (Ti9vn)

77 Posted by: No Phones, No Lights, No Motor Cars...
+++
But we have a radio.

Posted by: Gilligan at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (UEqgJ)

78 Bleak Season at Dejagor

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (5Op5D)

79 Bring on the boobs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (8B4gm)

80 Socialism did that.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (HgadO)

81 The eyes are... not there on a lot of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2026 09:47 AM (Y/06r)

82 There is a famous WW2 photo of French citizens doing the same except it was on a country road.
Posted by: polynikes

But with more Stukas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)

83 The eyes are... not there on a lot of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2026


***
Eyeless in Gaza

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:47 AM (trnZm)

84 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (8B4gm)

See nic

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:47 AM (Ti9vn)

85 It's a long way, to Tipperary.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:48 AM (wVcYX)

86 Ancient propaganda. Everybody knows refugees are military aged men. Duh.

Posted by: JSpicy at October 28, 2026 09:48 AM (8XA3w)

87 Be thankful there's no smell-o-vision for this scene.

Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at October 28, 2026 09:48 AM (EdP2u)

88 No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (eRlcH)
-----
They were hungry.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 09:49 AM (FZ29D)

89 See nic
Posted by: polynikes


Wow. Me likey. Thanks!

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:49 AM (77rzZ)

90 Melons in the Melon Patch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM (8B4gm)

91 Where is Chip Diller guiding traffic and advising one and all to remain calm?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM (wVcYX)

92 Came for the Tom Petty references. Not disappointed.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM (vr4To)

93 85 mom loves the soviet army chorus band version.
"emnyitza longvay to teepa rare reee"

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

94 Dems: those refugees are white, not allowed.
Would hang though, very busy artwork
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 09:51 AM (f8snw)

95 This way to Bernie Sanders' house!

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:51 AM (AKptf)

96 I'm bias but the only depressing painting I like is Van Gogh's Prisoner's painting. You can tell he painted it because that's how he felt.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:51 AM (Ti9vn)

97 Where is Chip Diller guiding traffic and advising one and all to remain calm?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM (wVcYX)
----------
He's already flattened.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 09:52 AM (amcLV)

98 Interesting painting. The soldiers in the background point toward a WW I date but the civilian refugees cold be from any time period. There is a feel of a Biblical event in the way are dressed. Perhaps it's a statement about the cost of war. The soldiers are exhausted. The people are just figures, undistinguished, almost cloned, and carrying whatever they could gather quickly. They are trudging one way as the army moves the other, presumably toward battle. The ruined house is lit as if by flames. The colors Eby used are dull except for the scarf on the old man leading the refugees. He is the only one not bowed. Perhaps he has been through this before. He reminds me of Moses leading the slaves out of Egypt.

Not a happy, patriotic theme but in keeping with much of the poetry that came out of that war, lamenting the waste and loss.

With all the recent talk from our government of in Europe about prepping for difficulties, natural or manmade, today's art selection seems appropriate.

Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

99 95 This way to Bernie Sanders' house!
Posted by: runner

Which one? He has like a half-dozen dachas!

Posted by: Man of the People at October 28, 2026 09:53 AM (EdP2u)

100 Bernie's house probably reeks of Ben Gay and stale farts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:53 AM (8B4gm)

101 That one was worth it just to rhyme Lazarus and hazardous...

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 09:54 AM (Ns+8q)

102 Oh no!

Is Game 6 of the WNBA Finals About to Be Forced to Move to a Tiny Arena?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:54 AM (ndZc7)

103 GOP Senator Lisa Murkowski endorses Democratic Candidate in Alaska Governor's race.


Alaskans, FU. You're on your own.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 09:54 AM (U3U8G)

104 Thanks CBD. Extra thanks polynikes.

Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 28, 2026 09:55 AM (z6ONu)

105 The vast majority of these people will never know there's anything better than the extremely low quality picante sauce that is produced in New York City. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 09:55 AM (0sNs1)

106 Man Arrested After Allegedly Pulling Butcher Knife on “Miami Vice ‘85” Set in Brooklyn

-
I didn't even know Miami was in Brooklyn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

107 Aspirin factory: what's a stale fart?

Posted by: Commenter at October 28, 2026 09:56 AM (hyQrc)

108 What s cheerful, happy painting!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

109 That one was worth it just to rhyme Lazarus and hazardous...
Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 09:54 AM (Ns+8q)

Neither would be considered clamorous.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (Ti9vn)

110 Oh no!

Is Game 6 of the WNBA Finals About to Be Forced to Move to a Tiny Arena?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


What happened?
Local high school gym overbooked?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (U3U8G)

111 84 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (8B4gm)

See nic
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:47 AM

89 See nic
Posted by: polynikes

Wow. Me likey. Thanks!
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:49 AM

90 Melons in the Melon Patch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM


Pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (UEqgJ)

112 84 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:46 AM (8B4gm)

See nic
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:47 AM

89 See nic
Posted by: polynikes

Wow. Me likey. Thanks!
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:49 AM

90 Melons in the Melon Patch.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM


Pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (UEqgJ)

113 Per Wiki:
Kerr Eby (19 October 1889 – 18 November 1946) was a Canadian illustrator best known for his renderings of soldiers in combat in the First and Second World Wars. He is held in a similar regard to Harvey Dunn and the other famous illustrators dispatched by the government to cover the First World War.

Posted by: Tuna at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (lJ0H4)

114 Oops.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (UEqgJ)

115 Good news refugees! America has joined the War. Fighting will soon be over!

Posted by: Then You'll Die From Spanish Flu! at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (EdP2u)

116 Obviously the first wave of people fleeing a brutal regime who's just criminalized maple syrup on French Toast.

CBD is Lula? That's a twist.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 09:58 AM (2ocoG)

117 Posted by: AOS cope at October 28, 2026 09:58 AM (qj1Yy

You just want everyone to be equally miserable. That's what mentally ill people do.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:59 AM (Ti9vn)

118 I’m taking notes. We’ll be here soon enough…

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic . . . at October 28, 2026 09:59 AM (fjEsA)

119 Clean up on aisle 116.

Posted by: Tuna at October 28, 2026 10:00 AM (lJ0H4)

120 But he's the most corrupt politician ever because an admitted pedophile who wasn't convicted in a court of law got out of jail in an "Epstein style deal."
---
Wouldn't an "Epstein style deal" be "found hanging dead in jail under highly unusual circumstances?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:00 AM (3cUTc)

121 He wore an ascot in Omega man.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:38 AM (Ti9vn)

I always get that one and Soylent Green mixed up.
Posted by: TxAnn at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (itAg7)
=====

One of those movies is a total mess and the other a brilliant adaptation that surpasses the original novella.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 10:00 AM (RIvkX)

122 what's a stale fart?

*********

It's one that you find in the couch cushions two months after your Uncle Bob visited.

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:00 AM (Ns+8q)

123 C'mon you Devil Dogs! You want to live forever? - Gen. Black Jack Pershing, sorta.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at October 28, 2026 10:00 AM (wVcYX)

124 107 Aspirin factory: what's a stale fart?
Posted by: Commenter

Ones that permeate the recliner fabric, hanging around forever.

Posted by: Scotchgard Won't Help! at October 28, 2026 10:00 AM (EdP2u)

125 And Uncle Bob enjoys cabbage rolls and Milwaukee's Best a lot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:01 AM (8B4gm)

126 >I thought the Fugees were black...

Posted by: jim
-----

not at first
but those that fugeed a second time- 're-fugees', if you will- came in all colors

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:01 AM (ZxPkt)

127 Hmmm... decisions, decisions.

A rational discussion about a sane immigration policy...or fart jokes?

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:01 AM (Ns+8q)

128 Posted by: Then You'll Die From Spanish Flu! at October 28, 2026 09:57 AM (EdP2u)

Interesting that not a lot of famous people died of the Spanish flu. At least not a lot that people would recognize their name today. One of the Dodge brothers ( car company) died IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:02 AM (Ti9vn)

129 Saw on X that early voting in the infamous Maricopa County is strong for Republicans, unlike previous elections. Apparently the ICE raids there worked and "the job Americans won't do" is voting for Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 10:02 AM (2ocoG)

130 WaPo warns that Trump’s DC arch would cast shadows across Arlington graves on certain days of the year

... that's a feature, not a bug

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

131 At least 50 dead, 179 injured by train collision in Spain

-
Socialist corruption and incompetence or Muzzie terrorism?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

132 At least 50 dead, 179 injured by train collision in Spain

-
Socialist corruption and incompetence or Muzzie terrorism?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:02 AM (ndZc7)

The train in Spain?

Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at October 28, 2026 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

133 The train in Spain?
Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at October 28, 2026 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

Was it on the plain and was it raining?

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:04 AM (Ti9vn)

134 A rational discussion about a sane immigration policy...or fart jokes?
Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:01 AM (Ns+8q)
=====

Never ask a question to which you already know the answer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

135 Interesting that not a lot of famous people died of the Spanish flu. At least not a lot that people would recognize their name today. One of the Dodge brothers ( car company) died IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes
__________

It disproportionately killed young healthy adults. Not enough time for them to get famous.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2026 10:05 AM (JzUSu)

136 "Socialist corruption and incompetence or Muzzie terrorism?"

*ahem*

Posted by: The conjunction and at October 28, 2026 10:05 AM (UEqgJ)

137 what's a stale fart?
Posted by: Commenter at October 28, 2026 09:56 AM


$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 10:06 AM (0sNs1)

138 He's looking for a cart of gold.

-
Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

139 No. Don't let them in.

Send. Them. Back.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 28, 2026 10:06 AM (8mulE)

140 It disproportionately killed young healthy adults. Not enough time for them to get famous.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

I'm not sick.

Posted by: Smiley Virus at October 28, 2026 10:07 AM (EdP2u)

141 Was it on the plain and was it raining?
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:04 AM


Mainly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 10:07 AM (bFu5X)

142 Hmmm... decisions, decisions.

A rational discussion about a sane immigration policy...or fart jokes?
Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:01 AM


One has a much higher probability of bubbling up than the other.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 10:07 AM (0sNs1)

143 >WaPo warns that Trump’s DC arch would cast shadows across Arlington graves on certain days of the year
----

I hope they don't build this thing

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:08 AM (ZxPkt)

144 Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7

Revoke his visa/passport. Stay in Canada. United States don't need him around.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:08 AM (Ti9vn)

145 Everybody say "Lula" because Lula means asshole

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 10:08 AM (RHGPo)

146 Interesting that not a lot of famous people died of the Spanish flu. At least not a lot that people would recognize their name today. One of the Dodge brothers ( car company) died IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes

Also Sir Mark Sykes, of the Sykes-Picot Agreement.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

147 Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies

Useless virtue signal. Trump pays the ASCAP or whatever license fee and you can't stop him.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 10:08 AM (2ocoG)

148 What's the deal with musicians filing suits to keep people from using their songs?

Seems.... petty.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 10:09 AM (RORbl)

149 WaPo warns that Trump’s DC arch would cast shadows across Arlington graves on certain days of the year

Someone pointed out that there are literally hundreds of trees in the area that already cast far more shade.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 10:09 AM (2ocoG)

150 *ahem*
Posted by: The conjunction and at October 28, 2026 10:05 AM


Why are you always trying to displace me around here???

Posted by: The conjunction or at October 28, 2026 10:09 AM (0sNs1)

151 Revoke his visa/passport. Stay in Canada. United States don't need him around.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:08 AM


Told you so.

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at October 28, 2026 10:09 AM (bFu5X)

152 He wore an ascot in Omega man.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 09:38 AM (Ti9vn)

I saw that in the theater when it first came out. I was about 4 or so.

Scared the bejabbers out of me.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

153 I don't like copying anything French.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:10 AM (Ti9vn)

154 Where is Chip Diller guiding traffic and advising one and all to remain calm?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:50 AM (wVcYX)

I prefer Patton directing traffic and telling them to speed it up and move it along.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 10:10 AM (kU0PQ)

155 Never ask a question to which you already know the answer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

*************

Right! Fart jokes it is!

The difference between a tavern and an elephant fart is that one is a barroom and the other is a BARROOM!!

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:10 AM (Ns+8q)

156 I don't like copying anything French.

Fortunately arches are from ancient Greece, like the rest of the DC architecture worth noting.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 10:11 AM (2ocoG)

157 110 Oh no!

Is Game 6 of the WNBA Finals About to Be Forced to Move to a Tiny Arena?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


What happened?
Local high school gym overbooked?
Posted by: rickb223
======
Vast expanses of empty seats shown on pictures. Sort of like Joe Biden rallies.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 10:11 AM (E4rtv)

158 Apparently the ICE raids there worked and "the job Americans won't do" is voting for Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 10:02 AM (2ocoG)


Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2026 10:11 AM (k5CNB)

159 The difference between a tavern and an elephant fart is that one is a barroom and the other is a BARROOM!!
Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:10 AM (Ns+8

Dad joke for the win!

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:11 AM (Ti9vn)

160 >Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies
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Neil Young's a dick, but politicians should look carefully at lyrics before picking a song for use at rallies and such

songs like 'Rockin In The Free World' and 'Born In The USA' and the well-worn 'Fortunate Son' are sometimes not about what politicians think they are about

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:12 AM (ZxPkt)

161 Revoke his visa/passport. Stay in Canada. United States don't need him around.
Posted by: polynikes
---------
Neil is still searching for a bag of gold and he's getting old.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 10:12 AM (E4rtv)

162 songs like 'Rockin In The Free World' and 'Born In The USA' and the well-worn 'Fortunate Son' are sometimes not about what politicians think they are about

All true, but what songs claim to mean and what people think they mean are two entirely different things. "Every Breath You Take" being one of the most popular wedding songs, for instance.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 10:14 AM (2ocoG)

163 Right! Fart jokes it is!

The difference between a tavern and an elephant fart is that one is a barroom and the other is a BARROOM!!
Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:10 AM


I've always heard that anesthesiologists, being gas passers, tell the best fart jokes. In your experience, is this true?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 10:14 AM (0sNs1)

164 >WaPo warns that Trump’s DC arch would cast shadows across Arlington graves on certain days of the year
----

I hope they don't build this thing
---
I do.
But only if they bring back the hidden sniper nests and ammo caches.
And the door to the storage must read "For Communists and Democrats"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:14 AM (3cUTc)

165 ...train collision in Spain

********

Say whatever you like about Mussolini, at least he made the trains collide on time!

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:15 AM (Ns+8q)

166 Refugees? Nah. They are too white.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:15 AM (iFTx/)

167 WaPo warns that Trump’s DC arch would cast shadows across Arlington graves on certain days of the year
---------
You know what else casts shadows?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:15 AM (amcLV)

168 Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Doesn't ASCAP and BMI take care of this shit? Do 'artists' have the legal authority to determine who uses their tunes?

I didn't think so as long as long as royalties (funny word there) are properly paid.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:16 AM (fO5H9)

169 Looks like they're traveling 35 miles to find that guy's prostate

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:16 AM (88C+u)

170 CBD, were you the one making a last-minute comment justification fix on the Café last night?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 10:17 AM (0sNs1)

171 Never ask a question to which you already know the answer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

You said that backwards.
--All the Lawyers

Posted by: No Name Today at October 28, 2026 10:17 AM (8mulE)

172 Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies
-----

Neil Young's a dick, but politicians should look carefully at lyrics before picking a song for use at rallies and such

songs like 'Rockin In The Free World' and 'Born In The USA' and the well-worn 'Fortunate Son' are sometimes not about what politicians think they are about
Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:12 AM (ZxPkt)
_____

Yea. Tell that to all the weddings with Sade's No Ordinary Love and that creepy pedo song Into the Night ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:17 AM (iFTx/)

173 I've always heard that anesthesiologists, being gas passers, tell the best fart jokes. In your experience, is this true?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


*********

It's a tie between them and gas-troenterologists.

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 10:17 AM (Ns+8q)

174 Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:12 AM (ZxPk

Don't forget American Woman.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:18 AM (Ti9vn)

175 I've always heard that anesthesiologists, being gas passers, tell the best fart jokes. In your experience, is this true?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Nah. Gastroenterologists for the win.

"What do you call a dinosaur that just had a colonoscopy?"

A Brontosoreass!

or

Hey Doc, did you see any polyps or anything bad?


Nope, you're a perfect asshole!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:19 AM (fO5H9)

176 "Every Breath You Take" being one of the most popular wedding songs, for instance.
Posted by: Ian S.
__________

Stupid cash grab hit. By his own account, he wrote the lyrics in like 20 minutes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2026 10:19 AM (JzUSu)

177 Useless virtue signal. Trump pays the ASCAP or whatever license fee and you can't stop him.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 28, 2026 10:08 AM (2ocoG)


I didn't even know Neil Old still had the rights to that one. Usually these geezers sold their rights for big piles of white powder in the 70s.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:20 AM (88C+u)

178 176 Stupid cash grab hit. By his own account, he wrote the lyrics in like 20 minutes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2026 10:19 AM (JzUSu)

====

What is the proper time to write lyrics for a song?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:20 AM (pfZGz)

179 Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:12 AM (ZxPk

Don't forget American Woman.
Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:18 AM (Ti9vn)
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Remember Al Gore's campaign dropped "Call Me Al" once they saw the second verse lyrics?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:20 AM (amcLV)

180 What is the proper time to write lyrics for a song?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

4/4

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:21 AM (fO5H9)

181 Every Breath You Take" being one of the most popular wedding songs, for instance.
Posted by: Ian S.

Can you stalk your spouse ?

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:21 AM (Ti9vn)

182 I know right

American Woman is a diss track
Fortunate Son is an anti-war anthem

it's rockin' AF but the message is anti-war
Rockin In The Free World is sneering sarcasm and irony

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:21 AM (ZxPkt)

183
France had a hard time in 1940 with refugees clogging the road and bringing French Army mobile units to a halt as they wouldn't tell them to step aside..

The Germans had no such problems.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (Y8DZL)

184 Yea. Tell that to all the weddings with Sade's No Ordinary Love and that creepy pedo song Into the Night ....
--
Or "I will always love you" being sung by the side chick, iirc

That's why you should use Rob Zombie songs for weddings--no one knows what that vegan random word generator is yelling about.
YEAH!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (3cUTc)

185 One of the more comical parts of modern America is that apparently most "refugees" we get take vacations back home.

But yeah obviously they are just like Jews fleeing Nat Socialist Germany

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (sKqQm)

186 What is the proper time to write lyrics for a song?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

4/4
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2026 10:21 AM (fO5H9)
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Unless you're Ian Anderson.

Then it's 5/4.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (amcLV)

187 I would not could not on a train in Spain
In the rain across a plain
In the main.

Posted by: Sam-I-am at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (wVcYX)

188 Neil Young can choke on a fat dick, but I don't understand why Trump would choose a theme song from a crusty old commie fuckstick like Young. Choose a patriotic band or hire someone to write a song for you. The Blade, he can write a song for Trump!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:23 AM (iFTx/)

189 50 dead in a train crash (not in India)? Wow.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 28, 2026 10:23 AM (Fv808)

190 Biff Pocoroba, the whole album was shit (except marginally Sync' II), mainly because nobody in the band wanted to work with the others.
The story I heard about EBYT was that they all got in a typical brawl about which track to put up front. So the drums and guitar are muted because Copeland and Summers (literally) phoned in their tracks.
Luckily for their bank accounts, the bass could actually carry that one.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:23 AM (88C+u)

191 France had a hard time in 1940 with refugees clogging the road and bringing French Army mobile units to a halt as they wouldn't tell them to step aside..

The Germans had no such problems.
Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (Y8DZL)
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Viz., the opening scenes of "Battle of Britain."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:24 AM (amcLV)

192 Our Robert and Berserker could collaborate on some lyrics for a metal band to sing for DJT, but the Thune voters might not like it.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:24 AM (88C+u)

193 I just learned something I didn't know, but it sucks.

I was trying to figure out how many cops are black - the short answer is that they are at parity with general population in overall police forces, and are somewhat overrepresented in state & local police forces, and significantly underrepresented in federal police forces.

But in the process of figuring this out, I obviously needed to know "what percentage of US cops are federal cops?"

It's 18 fuckin' percent. 18.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)

194 WaPo warns that Trump’s DC arch would cast shadows across Arlington graves on certain days of the year
---------
You know what else casts shadows?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:15 AM


Nuke the Moon!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (bFu5X)

195 -no one knows what that vegan random word generator is yelling about.
YEAH!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (3cUTc)


*unintelligible Scottish-accented warbling behind a muffled microphone*

Posted by: the Cocteau Twins at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (88C+u)

196 Turnout is up in the 180 counties that went Trump+50 as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (pfZGz)

You and your technicalities

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (gtzLh)

197 Yea. Tell that to all the weddings with Sade's No Ordinary Love and that creepy pedo song Into the Night ....
--
Or "I will always love you" being sung by the side chick, iirc

That's why you should use Rob Zombie songs for weddings--no one knows what that vegan random word generator is yelling about.
YEAH!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:22 AM (3cUTc)
________

Well, you can probably dance to Dragula ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (iFTx/)

198 Neil Young should be beat to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (8B4gm)

199 train collision in Spain

********

Say whatever you like about Mussolini, at least he made the trains collide on time!
Posted by: muldoon

Newsom has kept Californians safe from high speed rail crashes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

200 It's 18 fuckin' percent. 18.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)

That's appears to be over represented of course.

Who lied to you originally?

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:27 AM (Ti9vn)

201 196 Turnout is up in the 180 counties that went Trump+50 as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (pfZGz)

You and your technicalities

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (gtzLh)

=======

"Houston controls Texas politics!"
-someone who has never paid attention to Texas politics before

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:27 AM (pfZGz)

202 153 I don't like copying anything French.
Posted by: polynikes

Ever seen Washington Square Park, or Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn?

Posted by: No Arch Enemy at October 28, 2026 10:28 AM (EdP2u)

203 Is today the Fed is gonna raise Interest Rates ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:28 AM (+gK6I)

204 Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

I question the timing.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:28 AM (gtzLh)

205 What is the proper time to write lyrics for a song?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___________

Not 20 minutes. The lyrics to Stairway to Heaven, according to Plant, were also written in a very short period of time and it shows. Both tunes were clearly hits because of the music and not the lyrics.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 28, 2026 10:29 AM (JzUSu)

206 I was not familiar with that artist . Thanks. I like this one by him:

https://tinyurl.com/jjchwfuf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 10:29 AM (JrHfD)

207 Newsom has kept Californians safe from high speed rail crashes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

They're trying to put highspeed rail in Colorado too. Coloradans are not to be trusted with major infrastructure, or for that matter metal scissors with a point.

Posted by: the Cocteau Twins at October 28, 2026 10:29 AM (88C+u)

208 204 Neil Young Files $10 Million Lawsuit Against Trump for Unauthorized Use of “Rockin’ in The Free World” at Rallies

He's still alive ? Pity

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:29 AM (+gK6I)

209 IIRC the Grateful Dead improvized their lyrics during the shows

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:30 AM (88C+u)

210 Not 20 minutes. The lyrics to Stairway to Heaven, according to Plant, were also written in a very short period of time and it shows. Both tunes were clearly hits because of the music and not the lyrics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yeah, because the first 5 minutes of Stairway without vocals is just captivating. Not. STH is the masterpiece that it is because of both. Otherwise, you'd be digging Spirit a lot more than you do.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 28, 2026 10:30 AM (Fv808)

211 Neil Young can choke on a fat dick, but I don't understand why Trump would choose a theme song from a crusty old commie fuckstick like Young.

Because he has terrible taste.
Exhibit 1: YMCA, which is gayer than an AIDS quilt made from actual AIDS.

Posted by: Young Man at October 28, 2026 10:30 AM (BOwqE)

212 Ever seen Washington Square Park, or Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn?
Posted by: No Arch Enemy at October 28, 2026 10:28 AM (EdP2u)

Washington Square Park arch built about 80 years later.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:31 AM (Ti9vn)

213 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:23 AM (iFTx/

There's a better than even chance he chose it because it will piss off commies including Young.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:31 AM (gtzLh)

214
We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler machine gun hand
We've got department stores and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people says, "Keep hope alive"
Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive

Keep on rockin' in the free world

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:31 AM (ZxPkt)

215 I don't like copying anything French.
Posted by: polynikes

Ever seen Washington Square Park, or Grand Army Plaza in Brooklyn?
Posted by: No Arch Enemy at October 28, 2026 10:28 AM (EdP2u)
---------
Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Pierre Charles l'Enfant at October 28, 2026 10:31 AM (amcLV)

216 but politicians should look carefully at lyrics before picking a song for use at rallies and such

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:12 AM


Really?

Posted by: The Village People at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (UEqgJ)

217 50 dead in a train crash (not in India)? Wow.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

On Wednesday morning, two high-speed trains run by separate companies (Iryo and Renfe) crashed outside Toledo, Spain, the historic city known for its legendary steel. Over 500 people were packed onto the two trains.

As of 9:30 a.m. EST, the death toll stood at 64, and this number seems to still be rising.

More details from The U.S. Sun:

According to officials, one high-speed train collided with the rear of another service that had stopped on the line.

The high-speed impact knocked two carriages of the stationary train off the rails.

The accident involved a train from Spain‘s state-owned RENFE company and the Italian-owned private rail company, IRYO.

It appeared the RENFE train rammed the IRYO train, Spanish media reported.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)

218 Not 20 minutes. The lyrics to Stairway to Heaven, according to Plant, were also written in a very short period of time and it shows. Both tunes were clearly hits because of the music and not the lyrics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Yeah, because the first 5 minutes of Stairway without vocals is just captivating. Not. STH is the masterpiece that it is because of both. Otherwise, you'd be digging Spirit a lot more than you do.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 28, 2026 10:30 AM

How they beat the plagiarism rap is beyond me.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (Ti9vn)

219 > 🚨 BREAKING: FLAVIO BOLSONARO has just STEPPED OFF his escape plane in Miami, Florida, SAFE AND SOUND with his family.
========
"Escape Plane" 👀

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (RORbl)

220 There's a better than even chance he chose it because it will piss off commies including Young.
Posted by: ...

Yep. Rubbing their nose in it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (8B4gm)

221 ... speaking of refugees ...

They bought cabins to live on a luxury cruise ship. High fuel costs got them kicked off in Cambodia.
Florida-based Villa Vie Residences said it was working to identify “temporary living arrangements” for people aboard The Odyssey, a 642-foot cruise ship.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (RHGPo)

222 Also why should stupid dumb hippie assholes own rights to expressions about "the free world" when they are dying to slaughter everyone and put them in cages (in that order)?

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (gtzLh)

223 Speaking of YMCA enthusiasts, KEC8Q is here

Posted by: don't join him in the showers at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (88C+u)

224 On Wednesday morning, two high-speed trains run by separate companies (Iryo and Renfe) crashed outside Toledo, Spain, the historic city known for its legendary steel. Over 500 people were packed onto the two trains.

As of 9:30 a.m. EST, the death toll stood at 64, and this number seems to still be rising.

Terrible

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (+gK6I)

225 Who lied to you originally?
Posted by: polynikes at October 28,

Nobody.

737,035 sworn police officers in the United States at last count.

133,798 of them are sworn federal law enforcement agents.

It's actually a touch over 18%. I was rounding down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (BI5O2)

226 I prefer Patton directing traffic and telling them to speed it up and move it along.
Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 10:10 AM (kU0PQ)

I've always quite liked that scene in the movie.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (wVcYX)

227 See, when Democrats win the house by a small amount, I'm going to be called wrong because I "predicted a red wave" or something, even though I've been saying for 18 months that Democrats take the House.

When Democrats don't net any senate seats at all, and the Senate stays the same, I'll be called wrong because I "predicted a red wave and said Republicans would have 99 seats in the Senate" even though I've been predicting a wash in the Senate for 18 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (pfZGz)

228 Can't wait until you don't show up next Wednesday. Lmao

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:34 AM (gtzLh)

229 Call center or casino?

Montana man faces felony charge for telling Indian to "go back to his country"

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'Cause casino is kinda problematic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

230 26
No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The dog. had. to live like a refugee!

Posted by: Misheard Song Lyrics at October 28, 2026 10:34 AM (sdSI9)

231 America 2027. If the DSA comes into power....

Posted by: Serfs R US at October 28, 2026 10:34 AM (8EQTH)

232 >>> 193 I just learned something I didn't know, but it sucks.

I was trying to figure out how many cops are black - the short answer is that they are at parity with general population in overall police forces, and are somewhat overrepresented in state & local police forces, and significantly underrepresented in federal police forces.

But in the process of figuring this out, I obviously needed to know "what percentage of US cops are federal cops?"

It's 18 fuckin' percent. 18.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 10:25 AM (BI5O2)

Do your sources indicate which agencies have which demographics? I'm curious how much of the 18% (too %#(*&#^& high) fed share is Eff.Bee.EYE or Secret Service or such vs EPA wankers with gubs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:34 AM (jb8Ss)

233 "Over 500 people were packed onto the two trains."

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 28, 2026 10:35 AM (UEqgJ)

234 On Wednesday morning, two high-speed trains run by separate companies (Iryo and Renfe) crashed outside Toledo, Spain, the historic city known for its legendary steel. Over 500 people were packed onto the two trains.

As of 9:30 a.m. EST, the death toll stood at 64, and this number seems to still be rising.

More details from The U.S. Sun:

According to officials, one high-speed train collided with the rear of another service that had stopped on the line.

The high-speed impact knocked two carriages of the stationary train off the rails.

The accident involved a train from Spain‘s state-owned RENFE company and the Italian-owned private rail company, IRYO.

It appeared the RENFE train rammed the IRYO train, Spanish media reported.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)
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This sounds suspiciously like a word problem in mathematics gone horribly wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 10:35 AM (FZ29D)

235 Guardian:

For those of us who have spent our lives trying to dismantle this endlessly destructive paradigm of patriarchy, it has become increasingly clear in recent months that something more terrifying is afoot.

The wheels are off the cart. We are in the midst of a chaotic, demented acceleration of the most violent and cruel aspects of this system which has evolved into what I am calling Psychopatriarchy.

Psychopatriarchy is a reaction, a backlash against the progress we have made on all fronts: women’s rights, civil rights, immigrant rights, workers rights, trans rights etc.

It has birthed an authoritarian fascist reality, poisoning our social and psychological environment with terrorizing violence, cruelty and precarity. It has consolidated the billionaire class who are driven by the mindset summed up in the slogan “move fast and break things.” Or, one might say, grab things, rape things.

... Psychofeminism at it's best

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 10:35 AM (RHGPo)

236 You don't have to justify yourself to the gay cockbiter, TJM

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:36 AM (88C+u)

237 162 at the club in stockholm the entire group sang bobby brown with gusto, not understanding that he was ~not~ the american dream.
but they were swedes, drinking pripps bla stol stark.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 10:36 AM (Bep7s)

238 Our Muzzie neighbors.

Thomas P. Sullivan
@Sully4Assembly
Earlier today, the 9/11 Memorial at Ground Zero in Manhattan was defaced with graffiti.
I wear on my wrist the names of over a hundred friends and colleagues who lost their lives in the attacks twenty five years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

239 You will change your handle next Wednesday to start bragging about the riots.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:36 AM (gtzLh)

240 I have to say that is the most annoying of trolls... Sad...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:37 AM (+gK6I)

241 I'm working on my projects and just came across a painting called Madame X.

John Singer Sargent (American, 1856–1925). Madame X (Madame Pierre Gautreau) (detail), 1883–84. Oil on canvas; 82 1/8 x 43 1/4 in. (208.6 x 109.9 cm). The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, Arthur Hoppock Hearn Fund, 1916 (16.53)

Throughout his early years in Paris, Sargent built his reputation by convincing friends and notable members of fashionable society to pose for him and then exhibiting these works at the Paris Salon. This is the case with Madame X, his most famous portrait. She was Virginie Avegno Gautreau (1859–1915), an expatriate from Louisiana who was married to a French banker.

She was a familiar figure in Parisian society, known for her artful appearance, which she accentuated with dramatic cosmetics and clothing. The ambitious young Sargent was fascinated by her and undertook the portrait without a commission, hoping to enhance his reputation.

Of course, the painting was a scandalous success at the Paris Salon in 1884. Viewers and critics found the portrait offensive, ugly, and eccentric, and Gautreau and her mother begged Sargent to remove the painting from the exhibition.

Neat.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 28, 2026 10:37 AM (Sco7b)

242 I guess I should have commented on the art... Those don't look like Our "refugees"....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:38 AM (+gK6I)

243 >>> 240 I have to say that is the most annoying of trolls... Sad...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:37 AM (+gK6I)

It's pathetic.

So obvious in its desperate, unrequited love for TJM.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:38 AM (jb8Ss)

244 Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 10:35 AM (RHGP

The projection by the Left ain't funny anymore. Mentally ill + immoral is a world destroyer.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:39 AM (Ti9vn)

245 Ask your psychotherapist if Precarity is right for you.

Posted by: Money Grubbing Pharma at October 28, 2026 10:39 AM (UEqgJ)

246 She's OK either way.

Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida
Regardless of which war criminal becomes prime minister, Palestinians living under Israeli apartheid will continue to face genocide, land theft, and erasure.
We cannot accept lies, excuses, or half-measures from our leaders. We must impose a full arms embargo and sanctions until Palestine is free.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

247 Neil Young should be beat to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (8B4gm)

Shit I'll donate one of mine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 10:40 AM (vzuC7)

248 It appeared the RENFE train rammed the IRYO train, Spanish media reported.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)
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This sounds suspiciously like a word problem in mathematics gone horribly wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 10:35 AM (FZ29D)

I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.

Posted by: Michael Bolton, the other one at October 28, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)

249 I have to say that is the most annoying of trolls... Sad...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:37 AM (+gK6I)

Oh don't worry it's all an act. In real life he doesn't annoy anyone. Women throw themselves at his keyboard.

Imagine revolving your life around which rich assholes who don't give a fuck about you are in elected office.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:40 AM (gtzLh)

250 Something's brewing in Ireland and it's not beer.
They have a state-run orphanage system, called TUSLA, to protect kids from those priests. Seems that TUSLA has instead been letting various "new Irishmen" with names like Ahmed have total access to those kids

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 10:40 AM (88C+u)

251 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Powerful art today. I like it.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 10:41 AM (2WIwB)

252 The troll just won't stop. What a maroon!

Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 28, 2026 10:41 AM (z6ONu)

253 Most every Federal agency/bureau/department has an armed law enforcement wing. Numbers can be a few as a couple dozen up to hundreds (or more.)

I'd bet the 18% is actually lowball number.

The Department of Education, for example, has (or had) a fairly robust armed section.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 10:41 AM (RORbl)

254 We should explain to the commie retards that President Trump is decolonizing the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:41 AM (jb8Ss)

255 Neil Young should be beat to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (8B4gm)

Shit I'll donate one of mine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 10:40 AM (vzuC7)
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Go with the solid-body electric. We know from the documentary "Animal House" what happens to an acoustic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:42 AM (amcLV)

256 See, when Democrats win the house by a small amount, I'm going to be called wrong because I "predicted a red wave" or something, even though I've been saying for 18 months that Democrats take the House.

When Democrats don't net any senate seats at all, and the Senate stays the same, I'll be called wrong because I "predicted a red wave and said Republicans would have 99 seats in the Senate" even though I've been predicting a wash in the Senate for 18 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM (pfZGz)
________

It's The Blade who is predicting we keep the House and improve in the Senate. The marker is laid down.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:42 AM (iFTx/)

257 Meanwhile, in NY.

POLITICO
@politico
Kathy Hochul’s job would get “a lot easier” if Netanyahu lost his race, she told our @jmart.
During a trip to Israel following Oct. 7, the New York governor said she cautioned its government “not to overreach.”

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A Democrat cautioning against overreach.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:43 AM (ndZc7)

258 Is today the Fed is gonna raise Interest Rates ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:28 AM


I'm looking for a house right now. This is not helping!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)

259 They have to seek asylum in the 1st hovel with 1/2 a roof they come to.

Posted by: DaveA at October 28, 2026 10:44 AM (FhXTo)

260 Best of luck, RMBS. You need to escape Massachusetts.

Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 28, 2026 10:44 AM (z6ONu)

261 Neil Young should remember Southern man don't need him anyhow.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 10:44 AM (LOvBA)

262 "Psychopatriarchy is a reaction, a backlash against the progress we have made on all fronts: women’s rights, civil rights, immigrant rights, workers rights, trans rights etc."

What a strange word. It had to be explained in order to be comprehended? It's the grab bag word for "whatever" leftists want to be involved with because feminism has nothing to do with immigrants’ rights, trans rights, etc. ."Etc "bring a catch all word as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 10:44 AM (JrHfD)

263 I have to say that is the most annoying of trolls... Sad...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:37 AM (+gK6I)

It's pathetic.

So obvious in its desperate, unrequited love for TJM.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:38 AM (jb8Ss)
________

What troll is this?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:45 AM (iFTx/)

264 I expected R's would keep both and deserve neither - if they lose it is entirely on them for doing what they always do, which is NOT doing what they promised.

My only other prediction is they mysteriously funnel Sayed straight into the Senate but I would love to be wrong. Something there is rotten and it's flashing like a beacon.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:45 AM (gtzLh)

265 June:I'm an asshole

September: I'm an asshole..

now: I'm an asshole

next week: I'm an asshole

LOL

Sad

Posted by: AOS basement dweller at October 28, 2026 10:45 AM (+gK6I)

266 Is today the Fed is gonna raise Interest Rates ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:28 AM

I'm looking for a house right now. This is not helping!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 10:43 AM (bFu5X)
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In MA, or out of state?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (amcLV)

267 >>> Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:45 AM (iFTx/)

Dope. Keeps ranting about TJM. It's in love.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (jb8Ss)

268 It gives me great joy that Born in the USA is a rah rah rah USA song in the minds of the masses. It must make Springsteen seethe every July 4th when it’s blasted at backyard BBQs, given the lyrics are pro-communist and anti-American.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (/ClFf)

269 For those of us who have spent our lives trying to dismantle this endlessly destructive paradigm of patriarchy, it has become increasingly clear in recent months that something more terrifying is afoot.

The wheels are off the cart. We are in the midst of a chaotic, demented acceleration of the most violent and cruel aspects of this system which has evolved into what I am calling Psychopatriarchy.

-
I'm putting that on my Christmas cards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

270
The wheels are off the cart. We are in the midst of a chaotic, demented acceleration of the most violent and cruel aspects of this system which has evolved into what I am calling Psychopatriarchy.

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I'm putting that on my Christmas cards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

That "person" needs help STAT

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:47 AM (+gK6I)

271 >>> 269 For those of us who have spent our lives trying to dismantle this endlessly destructive paradigm of patriarchy, it has become increasingly clear in recent months that something more terrifying is afoot.

The wheels are off the cart. We are in the midst of a chaotic, demented acceleration of the most violent and cruel aspects of this system which has evolved into what I am calling Psychopatriarchy.

-
I'm putting that on my Christmas cards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

Don't forget the next-to-last line, "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:47 AM (jb8Ss)

272 269 For those of us who have spent our lives trying to dismantle this endlessly destructive paradigm of patriarchy, it has become increasingly clear in recent months that something more terrifying is afoot.

The wheels are off the cart. We are in the midst of a chaotic, demented acceleration of the most violent and cruel aspects of this system which has evolved into what I am calling Psychopatriarchy.

-
I'm putting that on my Christmas cards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (ndZc7)

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They should flee America.

It's not 1933 in America anymore. It's 1934!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:48 AM (pfZGz)

273 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:45 AM (iFTx/)

Dope. Keeps ranting about TJM. It's in love.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:46 AM (jb8Ss)
_______

Dope? Don't know who that is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:48 AM (iFTx/)

274 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida
Regardless of which war criminal becomes prime minister, Palestinians living under Israeli apartheid will continue to face genocide, land theft, and erasure.
***.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

Erasure? As in Chains of Love? Lucky.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 10:48 AM (lCppi)

275 They should flee America.

It's not 1933 in America anymore. It's 1934!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:48 AM (pfZGz)
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Forget it, TJM, it's the Grauniad.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:48 AM (amcLV)

276 "Houston controls Texas politics!"
-someone who has never paid attention to Texas politics before
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That one amuses me.
The Houston MSA is like 6 million.
And that sounds like a lot to lefties in blue cities that dominate their state.
But they have no conception that Harris only won ... Harris County by 5.5%--not like their shithole were she won by 30%+.

Oh, and I remind:
Dems used to have some 100k fake votes in Harris; every race no matter how small seemed to be won by 100k or more. But no less.
Abbott and Paxton have been cracking down of election fraud.
And the Rs are running candidates in every race this year in Harris.
And the Supreme Court says even losing candidates have standing to challenge elections.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:48 AM (3cUTc)

277 274 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida

We should ship her out with her buddy Nur Said Elmi..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:49 AM (+gK6I)

278 For a people supposedly facing genocide, the 'Palestinians' sure seem to be holding their own

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 10:50 AM (ZxPkt)

279 >>> 277 274 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida

We should ship her out with her buddy Nur Said Elmi..
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:49 AM (+gK6I)

We should shop a *lot* more out than OrangeManBad has suggested.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:50 AM (jb8Ss)

280 210 side one of doctor sardonicus over any zep, ever, at all.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 10:50 AM (Bep7s)

281 Springsteen... Whenever I hear it my mind screams turn it off, turn it off, TURN IT OFF!

4th of July or not.

Same with Johnny Cougar Mellenhead.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 28, 2026 10:50 AM (JCLJi)

282 Nur Said Elmi..

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 10:49 AM (+gK6I)

New nickname.

Sickle Me Elmi!

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 10:50 AM (gtzLh)

283 "it has become increasingly clear in recent months that something more terrifying is afoot.

The wheels are off the cart."

Well, duh, when the wheels come off the cart, of course you're left afoot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 10:50 AM (0sNs1)

284 chaotic, demented acceleration of the most violent and cruel aspects of this system which has evolved into what I am calling gladiator movies.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 28, 2026 10:51 AM (tRXBv)

285 Guardian:

For those of us who have spent our lives trying to dismantle this endlessly destructive paradigm of patriarchy, it has become increasingly clear in recent months that something more terrifying is afoot.
_____

Who wrote that? It's AI gibberish trying to sound intelligent and educated. It's like someone told AI to "write me a pro-commie article about woke bullshit that's dumb as fuck but make it sound pseudo-intelligent."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 28, 2026 10:51 AM (iFTx/)

286 On Wednesday morning, two high-speed trains run by separate companies (Iryo and Renfe) crashed outside Toledo, Spain....
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 10:32 AM (ndZc7)
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This sounds suspiciously like a word problem in mathematics gone horribly wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 10:35 AM (FZ29D)

I was assured there would be no math.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 10:51 AM (kU0PQ)

287 Best of luck, RMBS. You need to escape Massachusetts.
Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 28, 2026 10:44 AM


Thanks. Trying to. Came close last week, but no go.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 10:51 AM (bFu5X)

288 You underestimate what democrats are capable of, especially with respect to the election. Their comprehensive effort to keep illegal aliens on the voter lists is just one small part of the effort. I suspect much more is going on based on some of the states SoS actions. I have zero confidence the software used for our elections, especially the counting process are secure.

The only way we beat this is massive turnout on Election Day that makes it statistically implausible to steal a lot of the seats in play.

Posted by: That Guy at October 28, 2026 10:52 AM (moGJJ)

289 The vast majority of these people will never know there's anything better than the extremely low quality picante sauce that is produced in New York City. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 09:55 AM (0sNs1)


New York City! Get a rope…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 10:52 AM (Jc9BQ)

290 288 You underestimate what democrats are capable of, especially with respect to the election. Their comprehensive effort to keep illegal aliens on the voter lists is just one small part of the effort. I suspect much more is going on based on some of the states SoS actions. I have zero confidence the software used for our elections, especially the counting process are secure.

The only way we beat this is massive turnout on Election Day that makes it statistically implausible to steal a lot of the seats in play.

Posted by: That Guy at October 28, 2026 10:52 AM (moGJJ)

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They probably should have done that in 2024 when they were in danger of losing the imperial presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:53 AM (pfZGz)

291 Harris county is a lot more than Houston proper it extends well into the suburbs and exurbs. Only about 1/2 the population of the county is in Houston.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (/ClFf)

292 There's even a "forgotten" arch in Inwood, Manhattan, the Seaman-Drake Arch.

Posted by: No Arch Enemy... at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (EdP2u)

293 See, when Democrats win the house by a small amount, I'm going to be called wrong because I "predicted a red wave" or something, even though I've been saying for 18 months that Democrats take the House.

When Democrats don't net any senate seats at all, and the Senate stays the same, I'll be called wrong because I "predicted a red wave and said Republicans would have 99 seats in the Senate" even though I've been predicting a wash in the Senate for 18 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:33 AM


You'll always have Prometheus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (0sNs1)

294 Psychopatriarchy is far preferable and benign than the Gyno-geriatric-Kakistocracy we have

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (3cUTc)

295 293
You'll always have Prometheus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (0sNs1)

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I hadn't considered that...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (pfZGz)

296 They probably should have done that in 2024 when they were in danger of losing the imperial presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:53 AM (pfZGz)
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But now it's for ALL THE MARBLES!!!!!

(Statement to be repeated in 2028, 2030, 2032...)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (amcLV)

297 "Over 500 people were packed onto the two trains."

Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Depends.
Fifty cars? No.
Two cars? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 10:55 AM (U3U8G)

298
296 They probably should have done that in 2024 when they were in danger of losing the imperial presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:53 AM (pfZGz)
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But now it's for ALL THE MARBLES!!!!!

(Statement to be repeated in 2028, 2030, 2032...)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:54 AM (amcLV)

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You see, if they actually cheat at max, which they refused to do in 2024, they'll get impeachment theater instead of control of the DOJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:55 AM (pfZGz)

299 The Guardian article at least left out the ad hominem 'White'.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:56 AM (Ti9vn)

300 They probably should have done that in 2024 when they were in danger of losing the imperial presidency.

-

They did cheat in 2024. Like they do every election. Some times the Republican win is big enough to overcome it like 2024.
Sometimes it isn’t like 2020.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 10:56 AM (/ClFf)

301 >>> 290

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They probably should have done that in 2024 when they were in danger of losing the imperial presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:53 AM (pfZGz)

As far as I can tell, about the *only* thing the commies have never tried is claiming victory by reporting entirely invented numbers. "Yes, Kamala won California by 39,528,374,160 votes to 12."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:56 AM (jb8Ss)

302 Oh, and I remind:
Dems used to have some 100k fake votes in Harris; every race no matter how small seemed to be won by 100k or more. But no less.
Abbott and Paxton have been cracking down of election fraud.
And the Rs are running candidates in every race this year in Harris.
And the Supreme Court says even losing candidates have standing to challenge elections.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 10:48 AM (3cUTc)

I remember those drive through voter places around Houston - you could actually see the foul play happen right on camera!

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2026 10:57 AM (lCppi)

303 >> They probably should have done that in 2024 when they were in danger of losing the imperial presidency.

I believe they used that as a leaning experience. They are also actively trying to hide their activities based on DoJ actions and plans to monitor the election process in certain districts. I sense there will be a lot of questionable activity, especially where seats are competitive. I have zero confidence, based on the past, that courts will grant any relief, or that relief will be too little too late. The courts have become compromised leftist cesspools. I hope I am wrong btw.

Posted by: That Guy at October 28, 2026 10:57 AM (moGJJ)

304 Neil Young should be beat to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (8B4gm)

Shit I'll donate one of mine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 10:40 AM (vzuC7)
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Go with the solid-body electric. We know from the documentary "Animal House" what happens to an acoustic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 10:42 AM (amcLV)

Acoustic? Whats an acoustic? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 10:57 AM (vzuC7)

305 301
As far as I can tell, about the *only* thing the commies have never tried is claiming victory by reporting entirely invented numbers. "Yes, Kamala won California by 39,528,374,160 votes to 12."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 10:56 AM (jb8Ss)

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Someone has forgotten the Jill Stein lawsuit in Detroit from 2016, I see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:57 AM (pfZGz)

306 Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashida
Regardless of which war criminal becomes prime minister, Palestinians living under Israeli apartheid will continue to face genocide, land theft, and erasure.
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That seems like a bargain for just $161 a year.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 10:57 AM (TN0g+)

307 >>> 297 "Over 500 people were packed onto the two trains."

Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Depends.
Fifty cars? No.
Two cars? Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 10:55 AM (U3U8G)

We can get that many in *one* car!

Posted by: India at October 28, 2026 10:58 AM (jb8Ss)

308 Houston likes to have Republican majority polling locations run out of ballots and not being able to get more.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 10:58 AM (Ti9vn)

309 Ironically the one time the cheat machine went somewhat dormant was 2016. They were so confident they’d win in a blowout there was no urgency. Detroit and Philly still did their 102% turnout thing but it wasn’t a massive national cheat machine operation. In 2020 they corrected course and went all out.

Posted by: Fuck Em All at October 28, 2026 10:58 AM (/ClFf)

310 Nuke the Moon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (bFu5X)

***Royalties***

Pay Up ... now ...

Posted by: Frank J Fleming at October 28, 2026 10:58 AM (oCio0)

311 We can get that many in *one* car!
Posted by: India

On the roof alone!

Posted by: Slumdog Pajeet at October 28, 2026 11:00 AM (EdP2u)

312 Irish authorities have raised concerns about the possible trafficking of 22 Somali children who arrived in Ireland unaccompanied, highlighting growing scrutiny of the risks facing vulnerable young migrants entering the country.

The Irish Examiner, reporting on October 20, cited figures from Tusla, Ireland’s Child and Family Agency, which notified An Garda Síochána, the national police service, of concerns about the potential trafficking of 35 children during the year. Somalis accounted for 22 of those cases, the largest national group identified in the notifications. The figures indicate concerns about possible trafficking, not confirmation that every child was trafficked.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 11:00 AM (RHGPo)

313 Acoustic? Whats an acoustic? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 10:57 AM (vzuC7)
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It's a kind of guitar where the sound is amplified by its hollow construction, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:00 AM (amcLV)

314 Everyone should know 2020 was a cheat because there is no way there was an over 90% national turnout of registered voters.

Posted by: polynikes at October 28, 2026 11:00 AM (Ti9vn)

315 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 28, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

316 I believe they used that as a leaning experience

It's spelled "learing" now.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 11:00 AM (88C+u)

317 For a people supposedly facing genocide, the 'Palestinians' sure seem to be holding their own

Like roaches.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 28, 2026 11:01 AM (4Je4D)

318 >>> 305

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Someone has forgotten the Jill Stein lawsuit in Detroit from 2016, I see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 10:57 AM (pfZGz)

I remember that, but that was a few ballot boxes, not an invented count for the whole state... hey, are you impugning the integrity of MI state elections?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 11:01 AM (jb8Ss)

319 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 11:01 AM (8B4gm)

320 The Guardian article on psychopatriarchy everywhere was written by "V (formerly Eve Ensler)".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 11:01 AM (0sNs1)

321 Tusla has expressed deep regret over its inability to fulfill its statutory obligation in providing "timely access" to special care for some young people subject to a High Court order.

Tusla sought an order for a 14-year-old girl that gardaí believed was being subjected to "horrifying" sexual exploitation by multiple men, according to The Irish Times.

Tusla was seeking a special-care order for the girl, but told the court it was currently unable to provide her with a bed in any of its three special-care units.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 11:01 AM (RHGPo)

322 Where is Palestine?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at October 28, 2026 11:03 AM (UEqgJ)

323 Where is Palestine?
Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at October 28, 2026 11:03 AM (UEqgJ)
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Near Corsicana.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 28, 2026 11:03 AM (amcLV)

324 Remember:
90% of the fraud relies on 2 things:

1) no one is allowed to examine the ballots
2) GOPe consent

So if you going to d00m-fret over fraud, explain how both of those are going to happen this year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (3cUTc)

325 NOOD

POKER MINKEY

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (jb8Ss)

326 324 Remember:
90% of the fraud relies on 2 things:

1) no one is allowed to examine the ballots
2) GOPe consent

So if you going to d00m-fret over fraud, explain how both of those are going to happen this year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 11:04 AM (3cUTc)

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I just want people to recognize that OH and TX and IA are not the same as CA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (pfZGz)

327 Triumphal (or Trumpian) arches come from Ancient Rome.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM (Jc9BQ)

328 281 johnny cougar menstrualcramp.

Posted by: cmeat at October 28, 2026 11:06 AM (Bep7s)

329 304 Neil Young should be beat to death with his own guitar.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 10:26 AM (8B4gm)

Don't break a perfectly good guitar.

Posted by: John Hiatt at October 28, 2026 11:07 AM (QaH55)

330 I just want people to recognize that OH and TX and IA are not the same as CA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 11:05 AM


We're working on it!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at October 28, 2026 11:07 AM (0sNs1)

331 156 Fortunately arches are from ancient Greece, like the rest of the DC architecture worth noting.

marvel architecture > dc architecture

Posted by: anachronda at October 28, 2026 11:25 AM (oY6Yp)

The Morning Report — 10/28 /26

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Good morning kids.

While there is certainly some good news out there to take heart in and cheer about. Firstly despite some of the savagery that we read about here on a frequent basis, there's this story:


The cause and effect are obvious: The Trump team made fighting crime a top priority — a reversal from the “criminal justice reform” emphasis of Joe Biden and #Defund Democrats — and got the expected results. Per Justice Department’s National Crime Victimization Survey, 2025 saw 2.16 million violent incidents — down from 2.83 million in 2024, for the largest single-year drop since 1973. . . . Democrat mayors are trying to claim credit for last year’s marked decline in violent crime, yet the staggering 25% drop was nationwide and came in the first year of President Donald Trump’s new term. The cause and effect are obvious: The Trump team made fighting crime a top priority — a reversal from the “criminal justice reform” emphasis of Joe Biden and #Defund Democrats — and got the expected results.

And despite the ups and downs of oil and energy prices as a result of the ongoing conflict with Iran, it ultimately will stabilize and no doubt drop to lower costs as it has always done in the past in the wake of the geopolitical crisis du jour that caused the spike in the first place. So on that note, there's this item.

President Donald Trump will announce an EPA proposal on Tuesday evening gutting Biden-era regulations that placed strict limits on methane emissions from oil and gas drilling operations, the Washington Free Beacon has learned.

Methane is released during the flaring of natural gas, which takes place at oil drilling operations that lack expensive capture technology. For years, environmentalists and Democrats have called for stricter regulations, including rules barring flaring, that target methane, which activists refer to as a "super pollutant" and is more potent than carbon dioxide.

Overall, Tuesday's action removing methane regulations—which represents the latest major energy-related announcement Trump has made in the run-up to the upcoming midterm election—is projected to save Americans $45 billion in energy costs and lead to an extra 210 million barrels of oil and 1.41 trillion cubic feet of natural gas produced nationwide, a Trump EPA official briefed on the announcement told the Free Beacon.

Oh please. This is an abject crock of shit. If methane were so lethal then how is it that the human population jumped to roughly 8 billion from an estimated 1.25 billion in 1850, which was about the start of the Industrial Revolution, when oil, coal and natural gas were produced and burned wherever civilization and human progress progressed!

Therefore, If you love your children burn fossil fuels.

Here’s a question someone should ask climate expert Greta Thunberg today. What if global warming is preventing the next ice age? Wouldn’t that be a good thing for children everywhere?
Turns out, a new study published in the highly respected journal Science says that might be exactly what’s happening right now.
The study, which goes by the unassuming title of “Late Holocene re-expansion of the Laurentide Ice Sheet,” asks whether “anthropogenic warming prevented the next glacial cycle” and finds that “it may have done just that.”

Of course all of this sanity could come screeching to a halt should the midterms be whole or in part taken by the Dems and certainly should a non-MAGA aligned Republican not come out on top in 2028 and for every election afterwards and our educational system not be purged of the Leftists from Pre-K through Post-Graduate.

And when I say the midterms TAKEN by the Dems I mean that quite literally.

In a 2-1 decision handed down Monday, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals denied the Justice Department’s emergency request to pull those ballots out of the count while the voters’ eligibility is reviewed. The majority wrote that the government’s urgency was partly of its own making. Judge Patrick Bumatay dissented, arguing the federal government has a sovereign interest in protecting federal elections.

The fight started October 15, when the DOJ sued California over a list of more than 20,000 registered voters that federal agencies had flagged as likely noncitizens. Prosecutors wanted the state to verify each name or keep those ballots separate from the rest. California refused, disputing both the underlying data and the short deadline it was given.

Federal prosecutor Bill Essayli said the state made a stunning admission at a hearing a day earlier. According to Essayli, California told the court it does nothing to independently check the citizenship of its voters, and that any ballot already cast by a noncitizen would be counted if the judges did not step in. He said that is why his office asked for the emergency order, arguing that illegal votes dilute legal ones.

And so it goes my friends...

A free people keeps the means to defend its own, and the Second Amendment is the insurance policy I'm glad we never cancelled. . . My oldest son graduated from West Point, and the other two are still in college. I’d like all three to inherit a country that still knows what it is and still enforces its own rules. The studio always releases the trailer before the feature. Europe’s trailer is playing now, and we still hold the pen on the sequel. A free people keeps the means to defend itself, and the Second Amendment is the insurance policy I’m glad we never canceled.

On that somewhat mouth-watering essay I bid you all to have a good day.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • From Omar to Michigan, the stakes are rising.
    The Obama Endgame
  • Democrat mayors are trying to claim credit for last year’s marked decline in violent crime, yet the staggering 25% drop was nationwide and came in the first year of President Donald Trump’s new term. The cause and effect are obvious: The Trump team made fighting crime a top priority — a reversal from the “criminal justice reform” emphasis of Joe Biden and #Defund Democrats — and got the expected results.
    Crime’s way down thanks to Trump — Dems will fight to send it back up

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1 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

3 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM (I43vL)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

5 Morning again all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 07:28 AM (U3U8G)

6 "Why Elissa Slotkin’s Threats To Trump Staffers Are Probably Unconstitutional"

How about an article on why nothing will happen to her?

Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at October 28, 2026 07:29 AM (MWfyi)

7 1 Happy Thursday
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)


It's Wednesday.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

8 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 07:30 AM (RORbl)

9 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 28, 2026 07:30 AM (VyBeY)

10 Who are we to question r hennigantx's reality?

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi)

11 "Spanish Mayor Said Gaza Was Part of Barcelona."

That's nothing. Minnesota is part of Somalia.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 07:33 AM (MWfyi)

12 >> And despite the ups and downs of oil and energy prices as a result of the ongoing conflict with Iran

JJ… I’m not so sure that the Iran situation is really the major thing driving energy prices at this point. I think a bigger culprit is the Ukraine conflict with both sides blowing up the other’s energy infrastructure… which I think is why diesel prices are so high now.

Maybe I’m wrong

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 28, 2026 07:33 AM (0Jm0d)

13 fd

Has r hennigantx borrowed the Time Machine? Again?

Wonder what his signs of secret wealth would be, besides a flying car.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

14 Nuts. Did not even make the top 10. Much sadness.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 07:34 AM (lXoJ5)

15 Methane is considered a short-lived climate pollutant, with an average atmospheric lifetime of about 12 years. This is significantly shorter than the lifetime of carbon dioxide, which can persist for centuries.

EPA decided that controlling methane would stop global warming in the near term.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

16 Wednesday, Thursday...whatever it takes.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 28, 2026 07:34 AM (J4Dwc)

17 Morning all! Teaching 2nd-graders today. Praying it goes well. Praying for one of these jobs to come through quickly with an official offer.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 28, 2026 07:35 AM (aJQbY)

18 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:35 AM (8B4gm)

19 The Laurentide Ice Sheet.
Used to date her.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at October 28, 2026 07:35 AM (UEqgJ)

20 Here’s a question someone should ask climate expert Greta Thunberg today.

I have a better one.

"Why should we take you seriously?"

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 07:35 AM (lXoJ5)

21 *Has r hennigantx borrowed the Time Machine? Again?*

Wolfus doesn't even know what time it is.

Posted by: Chicago at October 28, 2026 07:37 AM (UEqgJ)

22 "What’s Happening With the FBI’s Fulton County, Georgia 2020 Vote Investigation?"

Let me guess...

Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at October 28, 2026 07:38 AM (MWfyi)

23 If methane were so lethal then how is it that the human population jumped to roughly 8 billion from an estimated 1.25 billion in 1850, which was about the start of the Industrial Revolution, when oil, coal and natural gas were produced and burned wherever civilization and human progress progressed!

Methane emissions from natural wetlands exceeds one-third of global budget. Termites, lakes, oceans, wildfires account for another ten-percent or more. Rice cultivation is between 5-8%.

So likely converting wetlands into rice fields or into something the Environmentalists hate brought down methane. Adding humans increased landfill and sewage (now 10-13%). Swapping out millions of bison for cattle is probably a wash.

I don't know what Taco Bell's contribution is, but I'm sure its significant.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 07:40 AM (+4Cf6)

24 President Trump did a great job with the SAVE Act. He pushed it well, pressured the Republican-controlled Congress to pass it, but they didn't.

I can't blame President Trump for it.

But I can blame the Republican Congress for it. And since they are unwilling to do what is necessary to protect free and fair elections, then they must lose. Because they are the enemy of the citizens, along with their Democrat cohorts.

So fuck the Republicans.

Posted by: Fuck Your Dialectic at October 28, 2026 07:40 AM (qD/UZ)

25 That was short lived. Iran rejects offer put forth by Qatar,

IRGC last seen heading to their underground bunkers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:41 AM (8Uo7a)

26 The biggest problem is maga can’t get most of its agenda passed as legislation so it’s doing it through executive action, which can simply be undone my the next communist who gets inserted into the Oval Office.

And this problem is fault of fake Republicans, who won’t besides being useless piles of dog shit on the legislative front, won’t even recess so Trump can make some recess appointments.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2026 07:42 AM (XV/Pl)

27 Until Rudy gets justice in Fulton County there will be none. And I don't expect Rudy will ever see that.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 07:42 AM (MWfyi)

28 Why Elissa Slotkin’s Threats To Trump Staffers Are Probably Unconstitutional

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Have we heard one miniscule peep from that miserable piece of garbage John Thune on this at all? I sure haven't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

29 Wing Night at the bars floods the atmosphere with methane.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 07:43 AM (8B4gm)

30 {{{Ben Had}}}

Track them. Find the bunker exits. Have a plan. Is the center of the exits like the center of mass?

We will need more deep penetrating bombs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

31 Because they are the enemy of the citizens, along with their Democrat cohorts.

So instead of voting for feckless retards, you invite Satan and his minions to rule.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 07:45 AM (+4Cf6)

32 Is this about me?

Posted by: John Thune at October 28, 2026 07:46 AM (UEqgJ)

33 Republicans bad, Democrats worse. Much worse.

Rather than voting for the lesser of two evils, vote against the greater evil by voting GOP.

Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2026 07:46 AM (Q+gd/)

34 The IRGC was selling sanctioned oil through trustees that set up shell companies.

The trustees have made off with 60+ billion in oil revenue.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:46 AM (8Uo7a)

35 Last week’s scares show that artificial intelligence holds promise for both attackers and defenders.
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Just yesterday the vice provost for research at the university where I work posted a call for proposals for DARPA-funded AI cybersecurity projects.

Should be interesting to see what shakes out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 07:47 AM (FZ29D)

36 “The schools, particularly the medical schools, are hanging on to DEI, like survivors on a shipwreck, and they’re hoping for a rescue…. They’re not giving it up.”

The solution is simple. No staff member of any medical school is allowed to seek treatment from any non minority doctor. Let them bask in the glow of fairness as they meet a doctor that only passed because she was the right skin tone.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 07:47 AM (lXoJ5)

37 Re: Israeli election.
The "pole accuracy" question is not just a US phenomena, eh?

Posted by: MkY at October 28, 2026 07:47 AM (ik4bQ)

38 "The trustees have made off with 60+ billion in oil revenue."

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Kramer at October 28, 2026 07:48 AM (UEqgJ)

39 Dialectic

For Congress, it's like a choice at the closing of a bar. Go with the mousy liberal with a herpes sore on her lips, or take the very fat GOPe girl with face tackle?

Maybe we should not be in that bar in the first place. Can we avoid that by swamping the GOPe organization and getting better candidates.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

40
On the subject of Not a Friggin' Thing Will Happen, there's the link about Yum-Yum Eric Schvantzwell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13)

41 Birth Control Is Not A Solution To Teen Girls’ Period Problems

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It is unconscionable that a doctor would prescribe birth control for the various conditions listed in that article.

Birth control, or I should say, how long a woman has been on birth control and stopped the ovulation process is a risk factor in some forms of breast cancer. Why take these for anything other than their intended purpose and increase that risk?

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

42 And this problem is fault of fake Republicans, who won’t besides being useless piles of dog shit on the legislative front, won’t even recess so Trump can make some recess appointments.

Five fake Republicans. Three are leaving at the end of this year.

Senate Majority Leader Thune is most likely part of the conspiracy revealed by DataRepublican.

The top two factions are: Communists and Conservatives.
Its the term Conservative that you should question.

They want to conserve the status quo of grift, regulatory capture and cranking out Cantillionaires through inside trades and pumping trillions of new debt into the economy.

Pick your choice of death: a shotgun blast to the head, or bleeding out from a knife wound.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 07:51 AM (NzX/y)

43 There are two political parties. Republican and Insanity.

Republicans are far from perfect, but it's far better than Insanity.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 07:51 AM (gWCxi)

44 NaCly, I'm guessing it is known exactly where they are.

The IRGC is basing it's coming year budget on oil being $130 a barrel. Wishcasting is what is happening. They have sold no oil since September. That last of it being sold by the trustees that made off with the revenue.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:51 AM (8Uo7a)

45 Minnesota’s state demographer reports that 84 percent of people of Somali ancestry in the state received Medicaid, SNAP, or cash assistance from 2019 to 2023, though the data capture only about 70 percent of that population.

The standardized difference between Minnesota Somali and U.S. White composite scores is estimated at about 0.99 standard deviations, with a tentative endorsement of roughly 0.99 after a 50% correction for English language familiarity.

So actually around 2 standard deviations.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

46 Blaming the entire Republican Party for the deceit and corruption of a few is a mistake. There are plenty of good Republicans in DC. The SAVE Act did pass the House. The problem is a few fake Republicans in the Senate. Lisa Murkowski just endorsed a Democrat for governor of Alaska. Tillis is gone. Cornyn is gone.

The primaries are about getting rid of bad Republicans. The general is about beating communists. Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

Look at Brazil. Once communists take over your vote is meaningless. Vote against the communists.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 07:53 AM (viF8m)

47 It's Wednesday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

Damn

I was on a roll

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)

48 Ben Had

Thanks for that tidbit of info. Sucks right now to be IRCG. What is coming next is going to be worse for them.

The US Forces in theater after the mid-terms is a very large percentage of our deployable military.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

49 *blows whistle*
Stats on the blog!
Stats on the blog!

Posted by: Math Ref at October 28, 2026 07:54 AM (UEqgJ)

50 I'm starting to see what looks like the old Democrat playbook of running a 3rd party candidate in the SC Senate race. Some guy I've never heard of has started running ads touting himself as the right choice over "hand-picked" Darline Graham and the Democrat. I figure they're going to try and siphon enough votes away from those holding their noses to vote for Graham just enough to put Andrews over the line. Of course, every single poll shows them in a "tight race" and running neck and neck. So bring in the 3rd party nobody.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

51 The trustees have made off with 60+ billion in oil revenue.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:46 AM (8Uo7a)

Can you have trustees in a zero trust culture?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:54 AM (/+uur)

52 The Obama Endgame

Ugh. I really wish people would quit attributing this stuff to 0bama. He was and still is just a limelight-seeking figurehead. An empty suit, as it were. There were people behind him, driving policy. He happened to be well-spoken enough to mouth the commie platitudes he had learned in college (around his toking) and they needed a black face to get their team across the finish line.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 07:55 AM (kU0PQ)

53 “Democrats” screw everything up. “Republicans” make sure it stays that way.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 28, 2026 07:55 AM (CQQtk)

54 I simply don't care, Math Ref.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

55 Trump won Dearborn, Michigan, by 6 points, now some Arab residents aren't so sure they're aligned with the GOP.

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I must've missed this in '24. I'm surprised he won the Muslim capitol of America by 6 points.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI)

56 GWB

Does both Find The Network and Data Republican name the names?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

57 @29 Yesterday Insta reported a "study" of a breakthrough that un-ages cell genetic material by 60 years. A commenter asked, does that mean that I, at 70, will suddenly turn 10?
And a wag noted, That'd be like one fart joke at Ace's.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 28, 2026 07:56 AM (zdLoL)

58 I never understand Israeli elections. Does a vote for this party mean keep killing muslim scum or a vote for that party mean hug a muslim and let them kill all the jews? It's mind boggling that a sane Israeli thinks they can make peace with the palis and iranians and remain alive.

The only reason palis and the mad mullahs exist is to exterminate the Jews.

Posted by: It's A Madhouse! A Madhouse! at October 28, 2026 07:57 AM (8EQTH)

59 That last of it being sold by the trustees that made off with the revenue.

This is one of those rare occasions where unexpected fraud and low trust aid the plans of the Good Guys.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 07:58 AM (xE0sV)

60 *Picks up flag. Tucks it in back pocket. Pouts."

Posted by: Math Ref at October 28, 2026 07:58 AM (UEqgJ)

61 The goatrapers went for Trump by 6? Wow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 08:00 AM (8B4gm)

62 It's Wednesday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2026 07:30 AM (x0n13)

Damn

I was on a roll
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur)
----
No Tuesday Tummy Rubs for you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 08:00 AM (FZ29D)

63 Do you want to see the inspiring message Democrat "leaders" are sending their people just before election day? It's not about policy, it's about Trump trying to steal the election.

No matter how the vote goes next Tuesday they are trying to delegitimize Trump and MAGA. If they lose it's because Trump stole it. If they win, they could have won bigger if not for Trump trying to steal it. That's what they are preparing for.

You owe no allegiance to an illegitimate government.

https://tinyurl.com/2kyfbdtw

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:00 AM (viF8m)

64 Can you have trustees in a zero trust culture?

Yeah, but instead of "trustees" you call them "bandits".

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:01 AM (xE0sV)

65 If they lose it's because Trump stole it.

They should have voted for the SAVE America Act.

Vote Early and Often, and don't forget to tip your ballot counter!

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:02 AM (xE0sV)

66 I actually have no idea what day it is as I left town on Thursday and went to NSACAR in Talladega and then finally got home yesterday.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

67 I actually have no idea what day it is as I left town on Thursday and went to NSACAR in Talladega and then finally got home yesterday.

--

Mr. Black literally jumped out of his seat in great joy on the last lap as Kyle Larson fell way back to 10th, and within seconds, crossed the finish line as the winner.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

68 Much of the GOP is pathetic, fair enough. But when it’s general election time, it is absolutely essential to vote for even the scummiest republican because the Dem they’re running against is even worse. The purity tests only apply in primaries. Susan Collins drives me nuts but she voted for Kavanaugh and she’s better by far than the commie sympathizer Jackson.

One exception to this rule might be Murkowski but I believe she labels herself an independent now. Even with her, at the very least she caucuses with the republicans so she helps keep the chamber in the right hands (note: not an endorsement of Thune is a recognition that Schumer is controlled by commies)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 28, 2026 08:06 AM (0Jm0d)

69 The treatment centers had such names as Helping Hands Rehabilitation, Get Real Recovery and Sunset Rehab.

According to the Justice Department, the Youngs offered patients illegal kickbacks — “including money, drugs, free airline flights, free or nearly free accommodations at highly desirable locations” — in exchange for them agreeing to be treated.

Whiskey Bottles
Brand new car
Oak tree youre in my way

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:06 AM (/+uur)

70 God Bless America!

America repent and turn your eyes back to the Savior!

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 28, 2026 08:07 AM (nXpAT)

71
Benson's Ballot Burn Bash Banned By Bench!

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)

72 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Slept past 4 am which means we will probably have an earthquake today.

Posted by: Robert the Cat at October 28, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

73 The primaries are about getting rid of bad Republicans. The general is about beating communists. Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.

That is how it should be viewed. In order of what you have the greatest effect:

• Local elections: Your taxes, law enforcement and Quality of Life are most effected here.
• State primaries: Determines if you have safe elections, sanctuaries, taxes. A Bad Secretary of State can nullify your vote.
• Federal primaries: This is how you get Paxton and not Cornyn
• General Election: Communists vs Not-Communist

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:12 AM (a6PrB)

74 69 The treatment centers had such names as Helping Hands Rehabilitation, Get Real Recovery and Sunset Rehab.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:06 AM

Wut?

Posted by: Help Yo' Greedy Ass Self Institute at October 28, 2026 08:13 AM (UEqgJ)

75 There's liquid, lumpy methane.. in my pants!

Posted by: Fingerbang Joe! at October 28, 2026 08:13 AM (EdP2u)

76 which I think is why diesel prices are so high now."

Tee-hee...

/Cali shutting down Richmond refinery...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:13 AM (pfXMo)

77 One exception to this rule might be Murkowski but I believe she labels herself an independent now.

Alaska went Full Retard and went with the Libertarian voting policy of Ranked Choice.

In close elections, you end up with total garbage.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:14 AM (a6PrB)

78 The treatment centers had such names as Helping Hands Rehabilitation, Get Real Recovery and Sunset Rehab.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:06 AM

Wut?
Posted by: Help Yo' Greedy Ass Self Institute


Punctuation matters.

Get Real. Recovery? Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:15 AM (U3U8G)

79 Rehab is for quitters!

Posted by: Skid Row Stanley at October 28, 2026 08:15 AM (EdP2u)

80 Maybe we should not be in that bar in the first place. Can we avoid that by swamping the GOPe organization and getting better candidates.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Pretty much true. Most of the people that like to go on about bad candidates and officeholders never bothered to actually get involved beyond voting.

To be fair, local party organizations are often a bunch of closed minded, sometimes grifters, that like to run things the way they always have as insiders.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:15 AM (E4rtv)

81 CBS this morning suggests that Israeli election is a stalemate now with no clear leader, etc, ie its a mess...!

Umm, does anyone at CBS actually know how a parliamentary system even works? Or is this just pretend "The Jews are a mess!" shit that these lefty Islamos love to tell themselves?

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2026 08:15 AM (j10i6)

82 On X it’s saying Republican voting in Texas way behind Democrats. How do they know? And why are Republicans staying home? Does Texas want Talarico?

Posted by: AnnaS at October 28, 2026 08:16 AM (YobFY)

83 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 28, 2026 08:17 AM (53oGX)

84 The schools, particularly the medical schools, are hanging on to DEI, like survivors on a shipwreck"

They have to - the entire "professional education" structure in the US (yes, Legal too) is built on ever increasing student $$$ (more bodies, more cash).

Level or lower student $$$ is ... unthinkable. Panic time. Sheer heart attack...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:17 AM (pfXMo)

85 whig

Enjoyed chatting with you on good SF yesterday. If you were in my Op Area I'd host you, and give you a peek at my library.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

86 I think a lot of people misread the bubbling plot to overthrow the government.

It's designed to "work" regardless how the midterms play out. Win or lose... it will be seen as a inflection point that demands action. Riots.

Riots because they lost. Riots because they didn't win big enough. Riots because Trump's still in office. Etc.

Whether this plays out as the left thinks it will is debatable, but whether they attempt another coup is not. And it will be interesting, in a clinical sort of way to see how the administration reacts. Given that they've certainly had ample warning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 08:18 AM (RORbl)

87 On X it’s saying "

Who's "saying"?

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:18 AM (pfXMo)

88 77 One exception to this rule might be Murkowski but I believe she labels herself an independent now.

Alaska went Full Retard and went with the Libertarian voting policy of Ranked Choice.

In close elections, you end up with total garbage.
Posted by: Community Notes
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Democrats and Murcow's GOPe helpers got that installed, not Libertarians. Perfect example of an old corrupt crone trying to manipulate the system to get reelected in a corrupt bargain. Too cowardly to leave the GOP party and her seniority benefits and yet willing to vote Dem as a GOP senator to avoid a challenge from the left.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:18 AM (E4rtv)

89 Maybe we should not be in that bar in the first place. Can we avoid that by swamping the GOPe organization and getting better candidates.

Impossible. You can't have good candidates if you also have universal suffrage.

ref: Tocqueville, Mill, Mencken, et al

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:19 AM (9s47C)

90 AnnaS

That part of X is lying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

91 To be fair, local party organizations are often a bunch of closed minded, sometimes grifters, that like to run things the way they always have as insiders.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:15 AM


We get our start on HOA boards.

Posted by: Karen McAwfls everywhere at October 28, 2026 08:19 AM (UEqgJ)

92 it will be seen as a inflection point that demands action. Riots."

Without OPM?*

Ain't happening. Just like the riots of the Summer of '26...

*other people's money

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:19 AM (pfXMo)

93 Brazil's trade with the US : "In 2025, the total trade value between the US and Brazil was approximately $134.9 billion, with the US exporting $88.4 billion to Brazil and importing $46.6 billion from Brazil, resulting in a trade surplus of $41.8 billion for the US. What is Brazil's major export ? "Brazil's major exports include soybeans, which are the largest export valued at approximately $38.4 billion, followed closely by crude petroleum oil at about $37.8 billion. Other significant exports are iron ore, coffee, and frozen beef. Soybeans??? BTW, Brazil's trade with Rooshia (its BRICS buddy) is..11 billion. Fertilizers...

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 08:20 AM (AKptf)

94 X doesn't say things. People do.

Posted by: Rumsfeld's ghost at October 28, 2026 08:20 AM (UEqgJ)

95 John Thune

Is there any reason you exist?

Or are you just a pure parasite?

Posted by: Robert the Cat at October 28, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

96 /off last night's sock

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

97 >>I think a lot of people misread the bubbling plot to overthrow the government.

>>It's designed to "work" regardless how the midterms play out. Win or lose... it will be seen as a inflection point that demands action. Riots.

Careful, I said this a few days ago and got accused of being a black piller.

But you are exactly right. Slotkin didn't just decide to come out and advocate for throwing all who oppose the left to be thrown in prison. She's just another actor in their plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:21 AM (viF8m)

98 Community Notes

I disagree. You have to be willing to step up. If I can overcome my shyness and run for office and win (my first election by 56 votes), anyone here can.

Yes, even Bulg. His constituent service to busty voters would be stunningly effective.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

99 And it will be interesting, in a clinical sort of way to see how the administration reacts.

Blanket pardons. Promise not to investigate.

Problem solved in less than one week.

Paradise Restored (once the bodies have been either consumed by birds/hogs/gators or cut down from lampposts)

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:21 AM (9s47C)

100 85 whig

Enjoyed chatting with you on good SF yesterday. If you were in my Op Area I'd host you, and give you a peek at my library.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Thanks. Ditto. I quit reading sci fi more or less because most of the new stuff is woke dreck apart from indy self publishers. And a lot of those like to serialize a series to maximize reader engagement because there is no more market for short stories that pay enough to bother with it nowadays.

Since Obama years, pretty much only read non fiction nowadays.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:22 AM (E4rtv)

101 Ro Khanna defends his "wealth tax" on billionaires: "You didn't build this money yourself. Yeah, you were entrepreneurial, you had some genius, you worked hard, but we also had the government fund the Internet. We had govt fund AI research. We had govt fund universities.

The Wealth Tax is about the $55T in home equity and $30 T in Retirement Plans that Big Govt wants to own.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

102 I think a lot of people misread the bubbling plot to overthrow the government.

It's designed to "work" regardless how the midterms play out. Win or lose... it will be seen as a inflection point that demands action. Riots.

Riots because they lost. Riots because they didn't win big enough. Riots because Trump's still in office. Etc.

Whether this plays out as the left thinks it will is debatable, but whether they attempt another coup is not. And it will be interesting, in a clinical sort of way to see how the administration reacts. Given that they've certainly had ample warning.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



REDNECKS UP!

Riots are over in 1/2 hour.
The Left is responsible for burying their bodies.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:24 AM (U3U8G)

103 Umm, does anyone at CBS actually know how a parliamentary system even works? Or is this just pretend "The Jews are a mess!" shit that these lefty Islamos love to tell themselves?
Posted by: Boswell

They know. Maybe. But they're not going to inform their mentally defective audience.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 08:24 AM (8B4gm)

104 Why take these for anything other than their intended purpose and increase that risk?
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 28, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

1) Many of the people getting those pills ARE using them for their intended purpose. The regulatory (cycles, etc.) purpose is a smoke screen for their morals.
2) Many doctors are progressive and think of the body as a mere machine, which they can regulate with chemicals. Pills and shots for EVERYTHING! Including making menstruation easier and less troublesome, or "fixing" things where those hormones might make a woman uncomfortable.

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2026 08:24 AM (kU0PQ)

105 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

106 I disagree. You have to be willing to step up. If I can overcome my shyness and run for office and win (my first election by 56 votes), anyone here can.

The theory behind universal suffrage is that the average voter votes for average candidates who promises them the most stuff.

When voters had real skin in the game (e.g. white male property owners who have responsibilities and ambition) then they would vote for the most capable.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:24 AM (9s47C)

107
Murkowski fancies herself as Czarina of Siberian Alyeska.

Hence the purging of Joe Miller.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2026 08:25 AM (x0n13)

108
A Grand Jury in D.C. declined to go after Cassidy Hutchinson.

Posted by: Auspex at October 28, 2026 08:26 AM (Y8DZL)

109 On X it’s saying Republican voting in Texas way behind Democrats. How do they know? And why are Republicans staying home? Does Texas want Talarico?
Posted by: AnnaS at October 28, 2026 08:16 AM (YobFY)
******
I am very worried. Not only about TalaFreako, but losing the governorship.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 08:27 AM (wzaBj)

110 I quit reading sci fi more or less because most of the new stuff is woke dreck apart from indy self publishers"

And quite frankly, it's garbage writing. Recently stumbled back across the SF HoF Vol One and Two, and noticed the "quality of writing" ... (one can argue writer vs editor. Whatever)

And yeah, I know, best of the best and all that, but the wordsmithy (?) seems... better than today...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:27 AM (pfXMo)

111 Ro Khanna defends his "wealth tax" on billionaires: "You didn't build this money yourself.

Says the gigolo who married into extreme wealth.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:28 AM (nAS9C)

112 whig

The only living SF authors I can recommend are Ryk E. Spoor for the first 3 books in his Grand Central Arena series, and Matthew Hughes in his entire Archonate series.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ)

113 Remember:
All the left does is lie.

In Lubbock, both Trump and Talarico had rallies yesterday.
Trump at the Civic Center.
Talarico at (la) Fiesta.

Talarico lied and said he had 4k in there.
Lefties are all crowing how it was more than Trump a "few miles away."
The venue officially has a max capacity of 2.5-2.6k (and they'd have to be packed assholes to elbows to fit that many).

Trump?
Near 5k in the main hall where he spoke.
With a total of near 15k inside and around the venue.

All the left does is lie.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 08:28 AM (3cUTc)

114 I was listening to James O'Keeffe talking about why so many of his stings are on gay guys (he gets made fun of by the Left a lot for that).

He said something interesting, that confirmed a long held belief of mine.

He said that yes, gays are a bit chattier than his straight targets, but that most everyone in DC is amazingly loose-lipped, so it's not that. It's just that, in his estimation, at least 40% of people inside the Beltway are gay, most of them closeted.

This was just an offhanded remark during a longer answer to a different question, but it lines up with my own suspicions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 08:29 AM (BI5O2)

115 Impossible. You can't have good candidates if you also have universal suffrage.

ref: Tocqueville, Mill, Mencken, et al
Posted by: Community Notes

De Tocqueville does not say that. What he did say when he observed the politics in US during his visit is that there were no great political parties in the US at that time but were in the past. Tocqueville's observations are useful in many cases but his view that political parties in his day in the US were transactional comes from a Euro tradition where there was the king's party supporting the aristos and the opposition (that is where he gets his great principled party idea). Think Tories and Whigs in Britain.

Mencken was a misanthrope and hardly a systematic political philosopher. Mills had his own issues and was essentially a hot house thinker with little actual contact with the politics of his time.

I would recommend reading James Madison (associated works) and John Adams (Defense of the Constitutions of the United States books) instead. Both wrestle with human nature, past American experiences, and placing the US in context among the great debates on politics since ancient Greece.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:29 AM (E4rtv)

116 redridinghood, worry not. Hinajosa isn't within 30 points of Abbott and Talarico is going to be just as big a loser.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 08:30 AM (8Uo7a)

117 The venue officially has a max capacity of 2.5-2.6k"

I've been there. You aren't putting a stage and 2,000 living people in there, m'kay?

Maybe 1,000 or so, tops.

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:30 AM (pfXMo)

118 Poll: Jewish Voters Favor Republicans over Democrats by Nearly Two to One

One the one hand, assuming this is true, hooray that some of them have broken their shackles at long last.

OTOH, Democrats already hate Jews and are the party most comfortable with using violence against whatever it dislikes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

119 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

120 Israel continues to demonstrate that in spite of all the things that it does really well, it has one of the worst government structures in the developed world. A system designed to produce deadlock.

Most likely outcome: chaos and a do-over election early next year. Remember the year it took 4 elections to finally settle the matter for a time?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:31 AM (xOuxV)

121 It's just that, in his estimation, at least 40% of people inside the Beltway are gay, most of them closeted."

Can't argue with that. It's the "Capitol District"...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (pfXMo)

122 For years, environmentalists and Democrats have called for stricter regulations, including rules barring flaring, that target methane, which activists refer to as a "super pollutant" and is more potent than carbon dioxide.


That statement right there tells me they're nothing but ignorant, belligerent assholes.......

Carbon dioxide is NOT a pollutant, you f*cking imbeciles..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

123 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer"

Well done.

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (pfXMo)

124 The polling industry has not merely failed to fix itself; it has become an electoral virus, surging through America’s body politic with almost no effective immune response.

And now we have betting markets which pretend to perform the same function that polls pretend to perform.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

125 How many of Talarico's crowd were paid to be there?

*all of them*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (RORbl)

126 He said that yes, gays are a bit chattier than his straight targets, but that most everyone in DC is amazingly loose-lipped, so it's not that. It's just that, in his estimation, at least 40% of people inside the Beltway are gay, most of them closeted.

Probably more like 60%. Or more.

Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (8EQTH)

127
I'd recommend Larry Correia's Gun Runner and Lost Planet Homicide for the sci-fi inclined. And anything by David Weber.

Posted by: American Hawkman at October 28, 2026 08:33 AM (U1fU7)

128 112 whig

The only living SF authors I can recommend are Ryk E. Spoor for the first 3 books in his Grand Central Arena series, and Matthew Hughes in his entire Archonate series.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I'll take those under advisement. But I simply don't care to read series nowadays. I understand why most people like them as well as authors because it is comfortable like a shoe for readers and for an author, lessens the cost of world building and building a market. Dumas even succumbed to its siren call with his Musketeer series.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:33 AM (E4rtv)

129 I would recommend reading James Madison...Adams...

That gets into a totally different world of discussion that involves a self regulated Christian dominant culture.

Today's population in the US, arguably would be better served with a benevolent dictator.

But no one wants to talk about that.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:34 AM (nAS9C)

130 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

131
Well done.
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (pfXMo)



You can't win if you don't try.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

132 in the 2-1 decision to let CA cheat, in the trial court the cartel judge is totally not biased.
He ended the hearing yesterday warning the DOJ to stop saying illegally voting is a federal crime and those that illegally vote will be prosecuted.

So, you can guess which way the cartel judge is going to rule--no matter how much evidence there is of illegally registered votes illegally voting.
Because his feelz is the law, not the law.
And he feelz the browns should be able to vote no matter how many laws say it's illegal for them to vote.
You stupids would understand that if you were smart enough to get in to Harvard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 08:35 AM (3cUTc)

133 Gays are more than a bit chattier. Gossips, sticking their noses where it doesn't belong, catty, criticizing others, my wife on steroids.

Posted by: Abner Kravitz at October 28, 2026 08:35 AM (EdP2u)

134 Probably more like 60%. Or more.
Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag"

Heh. Was back this spring. Outside of touristy areas, it's odd - people are generally small and... doughy. Soft, even in appearance.
And more manbuns than a 50's Japanese film festival, along with a certain "earthy" odor.

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:35 AM (pfXMo)

135 Today Is National Chocolate Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 08:35 AM (wzaBj)

136 Good morning, good Hordians!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 08:35 AM (wVcYX)

137 127
I'd recommend Larry Correia's Gun Runner and Lost Planet Homicide for the sci-fi inclined. And anything by David Weber.
Posted by: American Hawkman
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I don't care for Correia. Read some of his earliest work (Monster Hunter and Grimoire series) and simply find it uninteresting. Others differ. So be it.

For me, Weber 's work was formulaic and I simply lost interest in Honor Harrington as a character to be frank.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:35 AM (E4rtv)

138 110 years later, we will have to seriously battle the Socialists and Commies, and spawns of the ottoman ideology here on US soil. Took a century , but it is here.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 08:36 AM (AKptf)

139 redridinghood

Thank you for tracking this. We need more good chocolate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

140
82 On X it’s saying Republican voting in Texas way behind Democrats. How do they know? And why are Republicans staying home? Does Texas want Talarico?
Posted by: AnnaS at October 28, 2026 08:16 AM (YobFY)

It’s total bullshit. In deep east Texas, Southeast Texas and West Texas, EV turnout is heavier than has ever been experienced before. In my county, lines have been out the door at every polling station for a week, a thing never seen before.

These media types have a narrative and they’re going to push it despite all evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:37 AM (xOuxV)

141 Looks like we may get a Madison Cornbread post from Ace today. I hope we do, anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:38 AM (77rzZ)

142 > It's just that, in his estimation, at least 40% of people inside the Beltway are gay, most of them closeted."
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Politics attracts a certain.... demographic. Well, two demographics; gays and their ilk along with people who think very highly of themselves. The criminal aspect is a given.

I'm sure there's overlap there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 08:38 AM (RORbl)

143 Der lange Marsch durch die Institutionen is bearing fruit.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 08:38 AM (AKptf)

144 Most likely outcome: chaos and a do-over election early next year. Remember the year it took 4 elections to finally settle the matter for a time?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:31 AM (xOuxV)
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I think what is becoming apparent is that for the opposition to take over, they will need the Arab parties in the government, and that has never happened before.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

145 Looks like we may get a Madison Cornbread post from Ace today. I hope we do, anyway.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:38 AM (77rzZ)



No grand jury. She walks away a liar.

Libs win again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

146 140 It’s total bullshit. In deep east Texas, Southeast Texas and West Texas, EV turnout is heavier than has ever been experienced before. In my county, lines have been out the door at every polling station for a week, a thing never seen before.

These media types have a narrative and they’re going to push it despite all evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:37 AM (xOuxV)

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They're using primary participation as the gauge for party registration, since the state doesn't party register.

More Democrats voted in the primary in TX than Republicans did.

So, if you use that flag, it looks like Democrats are outvoting Republicans.

Do people really think that the average voter who didn't vote in the primaries in Texas this year leans left?

It's just bad analysis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (pfZGz)

147 And a lot of those like to serialize a series to maximize reader engagement because there is no more market for short stories that pay enough to bother with it nowadays.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:22 AM (E4rtv)

That has been a point of discussion for a while now.

"Nobody wants to keep looking for new stuff. You have to write a series to keep your readers coming back to you."

Sales figures seem to support this idea, whether writers like it or not.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (1Ff7Z)

148 Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 08:30 AM (8Uo7a)
******
🙏

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (wzaBj)

149 > A Grand Jury in D.C. declined to go after Cassidy Hutchinson.
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Maybe the administration should have put it in front of the magic grand jury in Florida?

You'd think the DoJ might have learned by now...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (RORbl)

150 Gays are more than a bit chattier. Gossips, sticking their noses where it doesn't belong, catty, criticizing others, my wife on steroids.
Posted by: Abner Kravitz at October 28, 2026 08:35 AM (EdP2u

In general, sure.

But O'Keeffe was saying that basically everyone in DC is like that, so his job is super easy, even with straight targets... these guys are so desperate to status-signal, that they'll divulge some dark, dangerous, illegal secrets just to show off that they're A Somebody.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

151 >>>She's just another actor in their plan.
~~~~~

Along with Pritzker and Markey. So far.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 28, 2026 08:40 AM (3ImbR)

152 whig

Matthew Hughes is Canadian, and before he wrote science fiction he was a speechwriter for politicians and corporate leaders. His experiences show up in his stories. Fascinating political systems are a feature.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

153 Today's population in the US, arguably would be better served with a benevolent dictator.

But no one wants to talk about that.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:34 AM (nAS9C)

I nominate Donald J Trump Emperor for Life!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 28, 2026 08:40 AM (0Jm0d)

154 135 Today Is National Chocolate Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Finally! One of your days I can stand foursquare behind. Unless you're including the "white chocolate" abomination.

Posted by: Chocoholic at October 28, 2026 08:40 AM (EdP2u)

155 Matthew Hughes is Canadian, and before he wrote science fiction he was a speechwriter for politicians and corporate leaders. His experiences show up in his stories. Fascinating political systems are a feature.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)



Canadian? He must submit to MAID.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

156 Today's population in the US, arguably would be better served with a benevolent dictator.

But no one wants to talk about that.
Posted by: Community Notes

I doubt you can ever get a 'benevolent dictator' because there is no escape from 'politics'. A dictator can 'freeze' normal politics for a time but they all die eventually and politics resumes whether you are discussing Franco, Pinochet, etc. etc. because there is no permanent victory in politics whether communists, etc.

Eventually internal contradictions cause all government regimes to fail but a system that builds in local autonomy and flexibility through multiple redundancy, um, much like Federalism, fares better to recover faster from a regime failure than any centralized system in the long run. Has to do with a pool of leadership.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:41 AM (E4rtv)

157 155 Canadian? He must submit to MAID.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

========

"She really can suck."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:41 AM (pfZGz)

158 Alberta disappoints and votes overwhelmingly to continue the b*ttf*cking by Ottawa.


Sadomasochism FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

159 Abdul El-Sayed Criticized US Drone Killing of 9/11 Mastermind al-Zawahiri as ‘Troubling’ and ‘a Fig Leaf’

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He was an activist seeking a better world!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 08:42 AM (ndZc7)

160 That gets into a totally different world of discussion that involves a self regulated Christian dominant culture.

Today's population in the US, arguably would be better served with a benevolent dictator.

But no one wants to talk about that.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:34 AM (nAS9C)

sure Jan

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 08:42 AM (AKptf)

161
"She really can suck."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:41 AM (pfZGz)



"Except for when she switches to blow."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

162 >>Along with Pritzker and Markey. So far.

I'm pretty confident Newsom is onboard. He's got nothing to lose and needs a miracle to keep his political ambitions alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:42 AM (viF8m)

163 Chocolate is overrated.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

164 125 How many of Talarico's crowd were paid to be there?

*all of them*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 08:32 AM (RORbl)

The pack of moochers, drunks, druggies, ne'er do wells, skanks, skags, and scumbag at (D) rallies are 100% on the Big Govt Dole and most are sucking off at least 2 teats.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

165 LinusVanPelt

We could do worse than Melania as Empress of Fashion and Right-Think. Crown Prince Baron needs to get busy and find a fertile Myrtle to pop some heirs out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (u82oZ)

166 Reminder:

muslims want islham to take over the whole world. They're not here to assimilate. They're here to dominate. There's no such thing as a moderate muslham, only quiet ones. They all support the islhamification of the world.

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

167 Notice: No one is talking about FL potentially being close anymore.

Why? Because there's no game to play with party flags from primary participation. There's just party registration.

And the picture in early voting in FL is very, very stark. FL Republicans already have a lead in early voting, and voting day is going to be heavily Republican. The Democrats have no chance.

What are the odds that Texas, which is almost as far to the right as Florida is, is so completely different that Democrats win statewide there for the first time in more than 30 years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:45 AM (pfZGz)

168
The pack of moochers, drunks, druggies, ne'er do wells, skanks, skags, and scumbag at (D) rallies are 100% on the Big Govt Dole and most are sucking off at least 2 teats.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)



"He's a righteous dude."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

169 Mediscare for All and 7 Million new housing units is Bernies idea for more serfdom.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur)

170 Matthew Hughes is Canadian, and before he wrote science fiction he was a speechwriter for politicians and corporate leaders. His experiences show up in his stories. Fascinating political systems are a feature.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Soundsa lot like like a fictional account what I had to read in the news for decades for work. But, I will give you a name that you might like, a chemist and patent attorney no less. It is a chilling short story from Charles Harkness, "An Ornament to His Profession" which is found in a collection of his short stories under the same title.

You can also find it in Demons! anthology with some other decent works including a story by Harlan Ellison.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:45 AM (E4rtv)

171 Chocolate is overrated.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

You have such good taste in bosoms… how can you be so off on this crucial issue! :-)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (0Jm0d)

172
About a couple of bishops complaining about being used by Trump.

You can be a deeply flawed person and still be a great leader (e.g. King David). You can be a perfectly nice person and lead people to moral catastrophe. Their Excellencies took Trump to task over immigration. Trump isn't stopping immigration, he's enforcing the laws that we have. I regularly see whiny-ass statements that if you don't support more welfare spending, you're not a good Christian. But nobody is suggesting we let people starve or die. We're talking shades, not colors.

But, for Catholics, you cannot vote for a candidate - no matter how "nice" otherwise - who espouses objectively wrong policies like abortion or homosexual marriage, completely contrary to doctrine. But you never hear of bishops condemning Democratic politicians for whom these are political dogma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (eRlcH)

173 163 Chocolate is overrated.
Posted by: Bulg

You come in late at 8:34 and start spewing nonsense. I'm very disappointed in you.

Posted by: Try To Be More Better, Sir. at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (EdP2u)

174 They're using primary participation as the gauge for party registration, since the state doesn't party register.

Most of what I've seen centers around Tarrant County (Fort Worth) which is the "most populous red county in Texas" and where, as TJM noted, "Democrats" are outvoting "Republicans".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

175 El-Syed wants to fix healthcare. Owebama is shilling for him.

Are they admitting Owebamacare was an abject failure?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

176 I don't know what happened to my links.

Pritzker: https://tinyurl.com/y2dhb39r

Markey: https://tinyurl.com/3fbwfnf8

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (3ImbR)

177 Bernie is forever willing to give away your stuff. While living the multi-millionaire lifestyle himself.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (AKptf)

178 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ. A good Hump Day to all
It's been funny to watch the blacks in Michigan say they're either voting for Rogers or not voting. If Rogers wins and I hope he does, you could see a real battle between the blacks and the muzzies in Michigan.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 08:47 AM (f8snw)

179
You come in late at 8:34 and start spewing nonsense. I'm very disappointed in you.
Posted by: Try To Be More Better, Sir. at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (EdP2u)



he would've been more accurate had he said "Hershey's chocolate is overrated."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

180 whig

Thanks. I will look for it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

181 Being a bonesmoker or rugmuncher was instant disqualification from clearance work. Too blackmailable. Little impulse control.

Probably not the case now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (8B4gm)

182 Cats are overrated!

Posted by: First Time Commenter seeking attention at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (AKptf)

183 Maybe the administration should have put it in front of the magic grand jury in Florida?

You'd think the DoJ might have learned by now...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Constitution requires charges be brought in the jurisdiction where the crime was committed. A defendant can ask for a change of venue but not the prosecution. But, a refusal to indict by a grand jury is not the end of it as a future grand jury with more information submitted can indict. Double jeopardy does not attach to a particular grand jury's refusal to indict.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (E4rtv)

184 Chocolate is overrated.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (77rzZ)


Here's something for you...

Chicks with cartoonishly large knockers smile more upon men who bring them chocolate than those who don't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

185 174 They're using primary participation as the gauge for party registration, since the state doesn't party register.

Most of what I've seen centers around Tarrant County (Fort Worth) which is the "most populous red county in Texas" and where, as TJM noted, "Democrats" are outvoting "Republicans".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

=====

It should also be noted that Cruz lost Tarrant County by 1 in 2024, the year he won by 9 statewide:

https://x.com/Gail23232323/status/
2115013756484722791

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (pfZGz)

186
Chocolate is like pizza or sex. There isn't bad, only great and less great.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (eRlcH)

187 >>@MarioNawfal

>>🇧🇷 Brazilian federal police are searching a property linked to Flávio Bolsonaro after he LEFT the country.

>>Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes authorized the search as part of a supposed money-laundering investigation involving betting companies.

>>The search comes after Bolsonaro reportedly left Brazil following an order to surrender his passports.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:49 AM (viF8m)

188 But no one wants to talk about that."

Perhaps, but my speculation is that we'll see a "leader" cross the Potomac someday...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)

189 I think what is becoming apparent is that for the opposition to take over, they will need the Arab parties in the government, and that has never happened before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

Yet any would be government that tries that will collapse very quickly, since the Arab parties are impossible to work with. Netanyahu keeps winning because he is by far the best ever at surviving in Israel’s insane structure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:49 AM (xOuxV)

190 >>>I'm pretty confident Newsom is onboard. He's got nothing to lose and needs a miracle to keep his political ambitions alive.
~~~~~

Absolutely.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 28, 2026 08:49 AM (3ImbR)

191 Chocolate is like pizza or sex. There isn't bad, only great and less great.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (eRlcH)



"Thank you for your support!"

- - - - - - Hunt Brothers gas station pizza

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

192 154 135 Today Is National Chocolate Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Finally! One of your days I can stand foursquare behind. Unless you're including the "white chocolate" abomination.
Posted by: Chocoholic at October 28, 2026 08:40 AM (EdP2u)

This statement self-identifies as raycisss

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 28, 2026 08:50 AM (zuZpx)

193
Netanyahu keeps winning because he is by far the best ever at surviving in Israel’s insane structure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:49 AM (xOuxV)


There's a different party for every member of the Knesset. Sometimes more than one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 08:50 AM (eRlcH)

194 Spanish Mayor Said Gaza Was Part of Barcelona. Now the City’s on Fire

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Somebody buy that guy a map!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)

195 On X it’s saying Republican voting in Texas way behind Democrats. How do they know? And why are Republicans staying home? Does Texas want Talarico?
Posted by: AnnaS at October 28, 2026 08:16 AM (YobFY)
******
I am very worried. Not only about TalaFreako, but losing the governorship.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 08:27 AM (wzaBj)

Your Texas voting appearances/participations are public record. If you've voted in a Primary, which party's primary is also public record. So while there's no party registration for a Texas voter, your (meta?) record is available to do algebra on.

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

This morning, Harris County has reported that 742,000 early voters have shown up at the polls through yesterday. For comparison, about 205,000 early voters showed up in November 2025, and 1,176,000 early voters showed up for November 2024.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (wVcYX)

196 Being a bonesmoker or rugmuncher was instant disqualification from clearance work. Too blackmailable. Little impulse control.

Probably not the case now."

It's mandatory now...

Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (pfXMo)

197 A dictator can 'freeze' normal politics for a time but they all die eventually and politics resumes whether you are discussing Franco, Pinochet, etc. etc. because there is no permanent victory in politics whether communists, etc.

That assumes that the Benevolent Dictator also "freezes" normal politics. Obama's and Biden's Handlers/Auto-Pen, and PDJT each managed to transform the political environment. The former by brute force and the police powers of the state, the latter by a mix of police powers (expelling illegal aliens) pacifying the Western Hemisphere, SoH, and via decentralization and deregulation.

In two years, there has been a huge transformation in Babylon DC. Imagine what life would be like with the removal of the tyrannical judges and gross levels of fraud that have bankrupted and demoralized the nation. When the Dictator leaves, they leave a different environment behind.

You are talking about placeholders that freeze things for a few years.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (nCgQz)

198 It should also be noted that Cruz lost Tarrant County by 1 in 2024, the year he won by 9 statewide:

https://x.com/Gail23232323/status/
2115013756484722791
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (pfZGz)



But Beto was just a bad candidate.

Now, Talarico.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

199 Cats are overrated!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

200 198 But Beto was just a bad candidate.

Now, Talarico.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

=======

Beto was the best candidate Democrats have put up in Texas since the 80s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:52 AM (pfZGz)

201 Automated license plate readers have become a political flashpoint. No one talks about the dozens of children they’ve rescued.

You can also argue that if the Gov't could intrude into everybody's home, like the CCP does, you could save even more children. The left has used the trope of "even if it saves one child" as an excuse to go after each and every one of our freedoms, especially our 2nd Amendment God-given right of self-protection. Gov't cannot be trusted; Gov't is only interested in its own power.
It's also our selfsame Gov't that also allowed illegal children to be trafficked by purposefully not following up on what happened to them. That allowed for the transgendering of children while hiding it from parents, or worse, taking away parental rights in the name of greedy hospitals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 08:52 AM (l3cgK)

202 Alberta disappoints and votes overwhelmingly to continue the b*ttf*cking by Ottawa.
Sadomasochism FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

These are not the hardy, testosterone filled Canadians of years gone by. canada is filled with pasty, pale, weak, low testosterone soy bois and cucks, except for the chinamen and muslims who will soon run the place with their indian (dot not feather) lackeys.

canada is mort.

Posted by: Zombie John Franklin Candy at October 28, 2026 08:52 AM (8EQTH)

203 I'll say it again:
Maybe the Dems strategy of running against Trump for the midterms wasn't a good idea.

What if, all it did was motivate the Trump president-only votes to come out and vote to defend him?

While the Dem president-only voters have been hearing how evil Trump must be stopped for 10+ years now?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 08:53 AM (3cUTc)

204
Being a bonesmoker or rugmuncher was instant disqualification from clearance work. Too blackmailable. Little impulse control.

Even though they often used honey traps, the KGB loved finding homosexuals in the US government, but not for the blackmail. The theory was that gays would bear a secret resentment to society and would thus be more willing to betray it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH)

205 Beto was the best candidate Democrats have put up in Texas since the 80s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:52 AM (pfZGz)



Clayton Williams hardest hit.


*I know he ran as a Republican, but he was so bad, he HAD to be a Democrat plant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

206 Chocolate is overrated.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (77rzZ)

Here's something for you...

Chicks with cartoonishly large knockers smile more upon men who bring them chocolate than those who don't.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

*writes this down*

Good to know. Keep 'em coming.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

207 203 I'll say it again:
Maybe the Dems strategy of running against Trump for the midterms wasn't a good idea.

What if, all it did was motivate the Trump president-only votes to come out and vote to defend him?

While the Dem president-only voters have been hearing how evil Trump must be stopped for 10+ years now?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 08:53 AM (3cUTc)

=====

I seem to remember that in 2018, the narrative of Democrat wins was that they didn't nationalize every election. They localized them, which allowed them to focus on issues other than Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:54 AM (pfZGz)

208 Hunt Brothers pizza is an abomination. Truly awful shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (8B4gm)

209 >>You are talking about placeholders that freeze things for a few years.

Lots of dictatorships fall not just because of internal contradictions and corruption, the fall because of external pressure. For decades that pressure has come largely from the US and before that Europe.

Europe is falling. Bolsonaro didn't flee Brazil to Europe. He came to the US. Where does the pressure come from if the US falls? Where do we flee?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (viF8m)

210 Cats are overrated!

*fistbump*
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)



I've been suffering through the cat missing the First Lady this week.......It refuses to allow me a night's sleep.

Not a fan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

211 in the 2-1 decision to let CA cheat, in the trial court the cartel judge is totally not biased.
He ended the hearing yesterday warning the DOJ to stop saying illegally voting is a federal crime and those that illegally vote will be prosecuted.

So, you can guess which way the cartel judge is going to rule--no matter how much evidence there is of illegally registered votes illegally voting.

Because his feelz is the law, not the law.
And he feelz the browns should be able to vote no matter how many laws say it's illegal for them to vote.
You stupids would understand that if you were smart enough to get in to Harvard.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



Fine. Illegally voting in federal elections is a federal crime. We will no longer prosecute.

We will shoot on sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (U3U8G)

212 Chocolate is overrated.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:43 AM (77rzZ)


Wut?

Posted by: Ann at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (SHHm+)

213 Being a bonesmoker or rugmuncher was instant disqualification from clearance work. Too blackmailable. Little impulse control.

Probably not the case now."

It's mandatory now...
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (pfXMo)
=====

Anthony Burgess predicted this in his novel M/F

A world where homosexuality was prescribed as the solution to overpopulation and mandatory to serve in government.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)

214 202 Alberta disappoints and votes overwhelmingly to continue the b*ttf*cking by Ottawa.
Sadomasochism FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

These are not the hardy, testosterone filled Canadians of years gone by. canada is filled with pasty, pale, weak, low testosterone soy bois and cucks, except for the chinamen and muslims who will soon run the place with their indian (dot not feather) lackeys.

canada is mort.

Posted by: Zombie John Franklin Candy at October 28, 2026 08:52 AM (8EQTH)

"Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed."--Declaration of Independence

Alberta is not at the point where the majority are ready.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)

215 Tarrant County demographics - it may be the most populous “red county” in Texas, but it’s only 52% white. 30% Hispanic, 17% black.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:56 AM (xOuxV)

216 Oh, I get the chicks and chocolate thing. I lavish chocolate on my wife on her birthday and other festive occasions.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

217 As I've stated previously, the only thing I'm reasonably sure of is that the Cali congressional GOP will be whittled down to 1-3 seats and that LA will jetison the NPC marxist for a true believing foreign marsxist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (XV/Pl)

218 213 Being a bonesmoker or rugmuncher was instant disqualification from clearance work. Too blackmailable. Little impulse control.

Probably not the case now."

It's mandatory now...
Posted by: man at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (pfXMo)
=====

Anthony Burgess predicted this in his novel M/F

A world where homosexuality was prescribed as the solution to overpopulation and mandatory to serve in government.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)

In the olden days, the answer was to make eunuchs...that didn't work very well either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (l3cgK)

219 Hunt Brothers pizza is an abomination. Truly awful shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



Gas station anything is an abomination.

That said, I still trust gas station sushi over democrats.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (U3U8G)

220 215 Tarrant County demographics - it may be the most populous “red county” in Texas, but it’s only 52% white. 30% Hispanic, 17% black.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2026 08:56 AM (xOuxV)

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There are also another 180 red counties of which voted for Trump by 50 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (pfZGz)

221 It should also be noted that Cruz lost Tarrant County by 1 in 2024, the year he won by 9 statewide:

https://x.com/Gail23232323/status/
2115013756484722791
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:48 AM (pfZGz)
******
2024 was a presidential election so there's always more turnout. Right?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (wzaBj)

222
Alberta is not at the point where the majority are ready.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)



And Carney took the opportunity to declare that all Canadians are bound together as one country to fight Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

223 I've been suffering through the cat missing the First Lady this week.......It refuses to allow me a night's sleep.

Not a fan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

I have a suggestion...cat sitting services! get the thing out of the house for the duration of DW's time away.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 08:58 AM (AKptf)

224 Sales figures seem to support this idea, whether writers like it or not.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
=====
People used to read anthologies and genre writers could place decent paying stories in publications at the time whether in Mystery, Sci Fi, or Fantasy. Those have disappeared along with most magazines nowadays.

Perhaps they will return, mebbe they will not. And writers who are doing it for a living or even as a side gig are not going to do much with short stories that don't pay as they often take as much if not longer time to polish than a book does.

I am aware of the constraints on writers but serialization means inevitably you start getting repetition, regurgitation of past events in other books, and a stacking effect where the challenges have to get greater and greater. That in part is why a fair chunk of serials deal with a military career as they rise in rank (or like Monster Hunter world or Jim Butcher's Dresden series, a career type progression where the threats get greater and greater scaling upwards to "ludicrous speed)".

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:58 AM (E4rtv)

225 >>>A Grand Jury in D.C. declined to go after Cassidy Hutchinson.
~~~~~

That's okay, they can try again another way.

Remember, the process is the punishment.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 28, 2026 08:58 AM (3ImbR)

226 Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (U3U8G)

So when is illegally voting in a Federal Election NOT a Federal Crime? When some Hawaiian Judge on the take says it's not. Who knew that Humpty Dumpty was a judge?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)

227
There are also another 180 red counties of which voted for Trump by 50 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (pfZGz)




https://shorturl.fm/zVAzV

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

228 221 2024 was a presidential election so there's always more turnout. Right?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (wzaBj)

=======

Turnout in 2024 will be higher than turnout in 2026, yes.

However, the senate race will drive turnout in Texas up and drag the national average up as well. Contentious senate races juice turnout in the states that have them to the point where they often become 80-90% turnout of the presidential election.

Yes, it will be high turnout this year in Texas, a state that went Trump+14.

That's supposed to...benefit Democrats?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:59 AM (pfZGz)

229 Automated license plate readers have become a political flashpoint. No one talks about the dozens of children they’ve rescued.

Castrating homosexuals would save a lot of children. But no one wants to talk about that.

Posted by: Clip Em Off at October 28, 2026 08:59 AM (8EQTH)

230 Tarrant County demographics - it may be the most populous “red county” in Texas, but it’s only 52% white. 30% Hispanic, 17% black.
Posted by: Tom Servo


30% Hispanic?
Go ahead and talk shit about The Virgin Mary and then ask them for their vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 09:00 AM (U3U8G)

231 222
Alberta is not at the point where the majority are ready.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 08:56 AM (l3cgK)


And Carney took the opportunity to declare that all Canadians are bound together as one country to fight Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

While he and other politicians sell their souls and the soul of their country to the CCP.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)

232 227
There are also another 180 red counties of which voted for Trump by 50 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM (pfZGz)



https://shorturl.fm/zVAzV

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

=======

The urban centers of Texas are shockingly small to people used to things like...Boston telling the state of Massachusetts what is what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:00 AM (pfZGz)

233 Pluto, Eris, Haumea, and Makemake as the five known large Trans-Neptunian Objects (TNO)

I saw Tran Neptunian Objects open for the Trans Siberian Orchestra at the Ft Worth Bass Hall Christmas show in 2003.

ED138 is currently at a distance of about 46 astronomical units.
or About 350 km

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:00 AM (/+uur)

234 >The full extent of the job loss among the company’s 179,000 employees is not yet clear.....
Comcast Headed for Major Layoffs Ahead of NBCU Spin-Off of NBCUniversal
-----

overseas customer service will remain the same impenetrable non-English speaking wall of babble

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 09:01 AM (ZxPkt)

235 Hunt Brothers pizza is an abomination. Truly awful shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

They are the Mortimer and Randolph Duke of both the silver and pizza markets.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:01 AM (wVcYX)

236 230 Tarrant County demographics - it may be the most populous “red county” in Texas, but it’s only 52% white. 30% Hispanic, 17% black.
Posted by: Tom Servo


30% Hispanic?
Go ahead and talk shit about The Virgin Mary and then ask them for their vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 09:00 AM (U3U8G)

=======

Most hispanics consider themselves white because they all think they came directly from Spain.

"Whitie is the devil," probably doesn't work that well with them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:01 AM (pfZGz)

237 Back in the day I had to get a clearance for some work I was doing... Fed stuff.

The preliminary investigation was fine. But the actual interview with an investigator was... a bit chilling. He was very specific with certain lines of questioning. About stuff that went down when I was a teenager.

At the time... that would have been 20 years in the past.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 09:02 AM (RORbl)

238 Close the border.
Deport criminals
Crime down

So simple a caveman can understand but not the msm

Posted by: Simple at October 28, 2026 09:02 AM (zjp6s)

239 Robin disses Batman.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Interviewer: "Give some advice to the national [Democrat] party."
Walz: "Pick Pete Buttigieg."
Oof. Kamala hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

240 "She really can suck."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 08:41 AM


I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (UEqgJ)

241 Who knew that Humpty Dumpty was a judge?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)

"When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less."

This is every progressive person.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)

242
This is every progressive person.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)



There's not much progress in the progressive world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

243 Stuff being overrated is overrated

Posted by: Don Black at October 28, 2026 09:04 AM (ZxPkt)

244 At the time... that would have been 20 years in the past.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 09:02 AM (RORbl)

I ended up as refs for 2 peoples clearance. I told them I was NOT a ref ever again.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:05 AM (/+uur)

245 85% of the vote counted Netanyahu 53, Eisenkot 49

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 09:05 AM (8Uo7a)

246 I am very overrated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

247 I've been suffering through the cat missing the First Lady this week.......It refuses to allow me a night's sleep.

Not a fan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)
----
I can sympathize.

My cat Chloe decided to use me as her own private amusement park last night while I was trying to go to sleep. Then my cat Penny decided to join in on the fun.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 09:05 AM (FZ29D)

248 239 Robin disses Batman.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Interviewer: "Give some advice to the national [Democrat] party."
Walz: "Pick Pete Buttigieg."
Oof. Kamala hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

I think Batman means something different when you talk about Petey and Timmy...
Kumala sucks as Batgirl...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:05 AM (l3cgK)

249 San Franpsycho

Showed up in The Forever War as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 09:05 AM (u82oZ)

250 242
This is every progressive person.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (/+uur)


There's not much progress in the progressive world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

It doesn't mean what you imagine it would mean...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:06 AM (l3cgK)

251 There's not much progress in the progressive world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

Can we have fracking? NO
Can we have data centers? NO
Can we have high speed trains? YES

When? When the rich pay their Fair Share.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

252 My cat Chloe decided to use me as her own private amusement park last night while I was trying to go to sleep. Then my cat Penny decided to join in on the fun.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 09:05 AM (FZ29D)



Being pretty allergic to cat dander, I only allow one cat at a time. We do have 2 when the First Daughter comes home for a length with that thing she has now, but that's temporary and it stays away from me.

I will only allow multiple barn cats when that time comes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:06 AM (ccf/V)

253 Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Interviewer: "Give some advice to the national [Democrat] party."
Walz: "Pick Pete Buttigieg."
Oof. Kamala hardest hit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)

They all hate each other. There is convenient alliances, which can be broken at any time. They all want the power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:07 AM (8B4gm)

254 199 Cats are overrated!

*fistbump*
Posted by: Bulg

The ice is way too thin to walk on this time of year. You are about to go under.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at October 28, 2026 09:07 AM (EdP2u)

255 251 There's not much progress in the progressive world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

Can we have fracking? NO
Can we have data centers? NO
Can we have high speed trains? YES

When? When the rich pay their Fair Share.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

"Ahahahaha!"--Gavin Newsom

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:07 AM (l3cgK)

256 Interviewer: "Give some advice to the national [Democrat] party."
Walz: "Pick Pete Buttigieg."
Oof. Kamala hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:03 AM (ndZc7)



"Make everything woke and gay!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

257 Walz picks the gay dude

who would have thunk it?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)

258 40% homos in DC (or more) sure would explain a lot…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 28, 2026 09:08 AM (0Jm0d)

259 Pete Buttplug did so well last go-around.

Sure, chose him again. You really want the black and islhamic vote turnout, pick the peterpuffer........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

260 Gas station anything is an abomination.
.
.
.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM

*polite cough*

Posted by: Buc-ee's at October 28, 2026 09:08 AM (UEqgJ)

261 132 in the 2-1 decision to let CA cheat, in the trial court the cartel judge is totally not biased.
He ended the hearing yesterday warning the DOJ to stop saying illegally voting is a federal crime and those that illegally vote will be prosecuted.
=======
Impeach this vile POS! His ruling qualifies as 'misconduct' and as such all it should take is simple majorities in both the House and Senate to remove his corrupt corpus.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 28, 2026 09:09 AM (JNTt1)

262 245 85% of the vote counted Netanyahu 53, Eisenkot 49

—

Is that some kind of weird Joo math where the total exceeds 100?

Posted by: Simple at October 28, 2026 09:09 AM (zjp6s)

263 241 Who knew that Humpty Dumpty was a judge?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

"When I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less."

This is every progressive person.
Posted by: r hennigantx


Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED -- just like Bolsonaro.
Deep funds backed by JD/cTHEIL? escaped to Argentina?
Why not just camp out at the cTHEIL ranch declare his microNation status and then declare war, first on Brazil, and *THEN* all Normal People?

Erik Prince on line one? Put him through.
This is Normal.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 28, 2026 09:09 AM (i+GmW)

264
*polite cough*
Posted by: Buc-ee's at October 28, 2026 09:08 AM (UEqgJ)



You're a megastore that happens to sell gas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:09 AM (ccf/V)

265 Gas station anything is an abomination.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM

There was a gulf station on Greenville Ave in Dallas that had the best eggrolls.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)

266 Morn' all.. Not that familiar with Texas voting patterns, but don't the Dems always vote more than the Repubs in early voting ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 09:10 AM (+gK6I)

267 259 Pete Buttplug did so well last go-around.

Sure, chose him again. You really want the black and islhamic vote turnout, pick the peterpuffer........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

=======

He's a decent politician.

Also kind of stupid with a laughable track record and represents a demographic that a core Democrat constituency is probably going to have issue with.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:10 AM (pfZGz)

268 The measure has garnered a massive amount of pushback, even from many Democrats, including California Gov. Gavin Newsom, who warn the measure could backfire and drive wealth from the state.

NOW the dems are worried about driving wealth from the state? LOL, that's hilarious, ignoring decades of passing legislation and attempted propositions meant to steal wealth from everybody except themselves.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:10 AM (l3cgK)

269 Is that some kind of weird Joo math where the total exceeds 100?
Posted by: Simple at October 28, 2026 09:09 AM (zjp6s)

That’s projected seats in the Knesset. 61 needed to form a government

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 28, 2026 09:10 AM (0Jm0d)

270 I saw the stupidest defense of Nate "insider trading" Silver.

See, he may miss elections, the defense went, but he is dead-on with his "vibes" every time.
Which proof cited is, in the elections he missed, he hedged his predictions, which hedge turned out correct, so that means he accurately tapped into the "vibe."
Uh-huh.

See if you can guess where this "defense" is going?

If you guessed, "and this election, he's seeing no "vibe" for the Rs" you'd be right.

(Even though, like every year, Nate has already hedged his predictions for this year)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (3cUTc)

271 EXCLUSIVE–Paxton’s Historic Settlement with TX Children’s Hospital Leads to 1st Detransition Clinic

There is no detransition
Your life is destroyed forever

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)

272
He's a decent politician.

Also kind of stupid with a laughable track record and represents a demographic that a core Democrat constituency is probably going to have issue with.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:10 AM (pfZGz)



He has nothing, has DONE nothing and brings nothing to the table. He's the posterchild for failing upward.

I guess he IS the perfect Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (ccf/V)

273 Alberta is not at the point where the majority are ready.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
========
Yep. If you had asked the same question in the US colonies after the French and Indian War, the result would probably be even fewer supporting independence from Britain. Took over a decade for repeated insolence and mistreatment by Britain to create enough dissatisfied people to strike out for independence.

Carney is leading Canada into a financial implosion as he is destroying existing markets for Canadian goods in the US without an adequate replacement as neither EU nor China want competition for their own economies.

Things are going to get much worse economically in Canada until they figure out how to replace the US as a market. The obverse is simply not nearly as big an issue for the US as we are seeing.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (E4rtv)

274 >>@TonerousHyus
·
1h
>>Rs won Tarrant broadly again, crushed Dems in Denton and Collin yesterday

>>Lib ET is not doing well

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:12 AM (viF8m)

275 Morn' all.. Not that familiar with Texas voting patterns, but don't the Dems always vote more than the Repubs in early voting ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 09:10 AM (+gK6I)

That's the pattern as I understand it from casual observations from the Peanut Gallery. The Repubs tend to show up heavy on Election Day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:12 AM (wVcYX)

276 270 I saw the stupidest defense of Nate "insider trading" Silver.

See, he may miss elections, the defense went, but he is dead-on with his "vibes" every time.
Which proof cited is, in the elections he missed, he hedged his predictions, which hedge turned out correct, so that means he accurately tapped into the "vibe."
Uh-huh.

See if you can guess where this "defense" is going?

If you guessed, "and this election, he's seeing no "vibe" for the Rs" you'd be right.

(Even though, like every year, Nate has already hedged his predictions for this year)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (3cUTc)

=========

"Polling is exactly right all the time."
-through summer

"Polling was within the margin of error and kind of close, therefore it's right."
-right after the election

"I gave the GOP a 10% chance to keep the Senate. Do you people not understand odds? I was right."
-Nate Silver

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:12 AM (pfZGz)

277 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 08:28 AM (3cUTc)

Harris did that one too. She said something about the "empteh arena round that cowner"

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 09:12 AM (gtzLh)

278 EXCLUSIVE–Paxton’s Historic Settlement with TX Children’s Hospital Leads to 1st Detransition Clinic

There is no detransition
Your life is destroyed forever
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)



But he's the most corrupt politician ever because an admitted pedophile who wasn't convicted in a court of law got out of jail in an "Epstein style deal."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

279 Gas station fried chicken is a thing. It can be good.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 28, 2026 09:13 AM (UEqgJ)

280 The purposefully bad polling is part of an attempted Color Revolution. It's gotten histrionic with increasingly absurd claims.

Meanwhile, I'm seeing believable news about how many Jews are now voting Republican.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 28, 2026 09:13 AM (dtajH)

281 272
He has nothing, has DONE nothing and brings nothing to the table. He's the posterchild for failing upward.

I guess he IS the perfect Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (ccf/V)

======

He interviews well, which is about all Democrats can offer now. He's style over substance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:13 AM (pfZGz)

282 Morning, news folken,

I'm out at my favorite coffee shop having a dark roast and some breakfast. Going to run some errands afterward.

On the Tech Thread I mentioned that the NIST site time.gov is not displaying any times on my laptop or my desktop at home. I just checked on the website here at the coffee shop. Same problem. I've cleared my cache and cookies; I have no VPN running. I can visit the library and see if I get the same problem. If I don't, that would mean my machines are the issue. What else could I try?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:13 AM (trnZm)

283 More judiciary support for vote fraud.

Judge Targets Top Prosecutor Leading Voter Fraud Crackdown With Sudden “Disqualification” Ruling

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

284 283 More judiciary support for vote fraud.

Judge Targets Top Prosecutor Leading Voter Fraud Crackdown With Sudden “Disqualification” Ruling
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

The one in CA right ? He was fantastic... Too bad

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (+gK6I)

285 278 EXCLUSIVE–Paxton’s Historic Settlement with TX Children’s Hospital Leads to 1st Detransition Clinic

There is no detransition
Your life is destroyed forever
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)


But he's the most corrupt politician ever because an admitted pedophile who wasn't convicted in a court of law got out of jail in an "Epstein style deal."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

Detransitioning is just plastic surgery...as the poster said, you can't truly detransition, as the reproductive harm of having yer balls cut off and your penis "inverted" can't be undone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (l3cgK)

286 Judge Targets Top Prosecutor Leading Voter Fraud Crackdown With Sudden “Disqualification” Ruling

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)



Too bad there's nothing anyone can do about rogue judges that refuse to follow the rule of law.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

287 The Repubs tend to show up heavy on Election Day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026


***
Yes, well, we tend to have, what are those things called? Oh, yes. Jobs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (trnZm)

288 265 Gas station anything is an abomination.
Posted by: rickb223

We are more popular than you.

Posted by: Roller Dogs at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (EdP2u)

289 280 The purposefully bad polling is part of an attempted Color Revolution. It's gotten histrionic with increasingly absurd claims.

Meanwhile, I'm seeing believable news about how many Jews are now voting Republican.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 28, 2026 09:13 AM (dtajH)

=====

1. The Israeli polls were hilariously off. I guess we're supposed to see riots that lead to communist utopia any moment now in Tel Aviv.

2. Ethnic polling is...fraught with problems. Has been for years. Stemming from the fact that it's REALLY hard to get representative samples. With the Jewish population, I'd suspect it's damn near impossible. I take that result with a big grain of salt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (pfZGz)

290 But he's the most corrupt politician ever because an admitted pedophile who wasn't convicted in a court of law got out of jail in an "Epstein style deal."

Is Talifreacko the "admitted pedophile" ? We know he was texting children late at night wanting to know personal information from them. He also said in an interview the most important thing to him is sexually groomed kids.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 09:16 AM (9s47C)

291 270 I saw the stupidest defense of Nate "insider trading" Silver.

See, he may miss elections, the defense went, but he is dead-on with his "vibes" every time.
Which proof cited is, in the elections he missed, he hedged his predictions, which hedge turned out correct, so that means he accurately tapped into the "vibe."
Uh-huh.

See if you can guess where this "defense" is going?

If you guessed, "and this election, he's seeing no "vibe" for the Rs" you'd be right.

(Even though, like every year, Nate has already hedged his predictions for this year)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
=======
He is a clown dancing for his audience which is leftist mainstream media outlets and his leftist subscribers. Mark Mitchell and Baris are similar peddling bullshit to those willing to pay to hear it or watch ads/etc that pay them indirectly via engagement farming.

Sean Trende has put on a clown nose now too because his job at RCP depends on him defending the idiotic averaging techniques of Real Clear Politics as mass media pollsters quickly figured out by throwing in outlier polls, they could move the average to Democrats while there are no GOP equivalent pollsters producing similar outliers.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:16 AM (E4rtv)

292 >>The one in CA right ? He was fantastic... Too bad

Already reinstated.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)

293 [
Detransitioning is just plastic surgery...as the poster said, you can't truly detransition, as the reproductive harm of having yer balls cut off and your penis "inverted" can't be undone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (l3cgK)



It's also the reversing of the chemical destruction of reverse hormone therapy, to be fair. If that's even possible.

Despite the physical surgical damage, the body chemistry can be put back in the correct direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

294
See, he may miss elections, the defense went, but he is dead-on with his "vibes" every time.
Which proof cited is, in the elections he missed, he hedged his predictions, which hedge turned out correct, so that means he accurately tapped into the "vibe."
Uh-huh.

__________

Nate Silver uses lots of snazzy graphics to make predictions that are usually wrong.

The Kool Kidz don't care that Nate Silver is usually wrong because he uses lots of snazzy graphics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (eRlcH)

295 284 283 More judiciary support for vote fraud.

Judge Targets Top Prosecutor Leading Voter Fraud Crackdown With Sudden “Disqualification” Ruling
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:14 AM (ndZc7)

The one in CA right ? He was fantastic... Too bad

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (+gK6I)

Will the Kalifornia ABA call for his disbarment?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (l3cgK)

296 291 Sean Trende has put on a clown nose now too because his job at RCP depends on him defending the idiotic averaging techniques of Real Clear Politics as mass media pollsters quickly figured out by throwing in outlier polls, they could move the average to Democrats while there are no GOP equivalent pollsters producing similar outliers.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:16 AM (E4rtv)

=======

He's in a position to actually try and enforce some change.

Only including good pollsters, for instance. That was his mantra and what built up the RCP aggregate as worthwhile.

But he includes Baris in his averages, and Baris probably doesn't even poll at all.

And Trende's defense of the polling industry has gotten comical at this point. "Just throw completely contradictory results in the average because who knows?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (pfZGz)

297 I have no VPN running. I can visit the library and see if I get the same problem. If I don't, that would mean my machines are the issue. What else could I try?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:13 AM

Re-boot the machine.

Posted by: The HELP Desk at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (UEqgJ)

298 Gas station anything is an abomination.
.
.
.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 08:57 AM

*polite cough*
Posted by: Buc-ee's



Buc-ee's isn't a gas station. Buc-ee's is a destination stop with gas pumps.

La Taqueria with a "C" rating from the Health Department that sells THC pens and scratch offs is.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 09:18 AM (U3U8G)

299 >>Will the Kalifornia ABA call for his disbarment?

Again, he's already been reinstated.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:18 AM (viF8m)

300 268 The measure has garnered a massive amount of pushback, even from many Democrats, including California Gov. Gavin Newsom, who warn the measure could backfire and drive wealth from the state.

NOW the dems are worried about driving wealth from the state? LOL, that's hilarious, ignoring decades of passing legislation and attempted propositions meant to steal wealth from everybody except themselves.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


LIBs HATE the man that has a dollar more than them
because they BELIEVE that dollar belongs to them.

Right now, there is an existential threat worse than LIBs
Trump needs to throw down while he still can.

JD's going to have to take responsibility for his inability to throw down and at least master his puppetier -- not Presidential Mantle

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 28, 2026 09:18 AM (LGvsi)

301
Too bad there's nothing anyone can do about rogue judges that refuse to follow the rule of law.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

It really is a shame.

Posted by: GOP house and senate at October 28, 2026 09:18 AM (zjp6s)

302 Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 08:58 AM (E4rtv)

I agree with everything you wrote.

After losing employment and taking SS, I've dabbled in writing as I've said here before.

There is almost no place to send short stories anymore. I had one contest winner - thanks to people here - that was going to be published, but the editor's wife got sick and the magazine was shut down. I get nothing now from it.

I don't like the idea of series either as I see it as a cheap way to write. But, the market is dictating otherwise as this time, so I have five books I'm writing in the same universe. Don't like it, but have no choice.*

*Except with the cost of self-publishing, they may never see the light of day. (shrug)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 09:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

303 279 Gas station fried chicken is a thing. It can be good.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Yes, Royal Farms chicken is very good.

Posted by: Breast Man, Not Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:19 AM (EdP2u)

304 293 [
Detransitioning is just plastic surgery...as the poster said, you can't truly detransition, as the reproductive harm of having yer balls cut off and your penis "inverted" can't be undone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (l3cgK)


It's also the reversing of the chemical destruction of reverse hormone therapy, to be fair. If that's even possible.

Despite the physical surgical damage, the body chemistry can be put back in the correct direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)

The kids will be reproductive eunuchs, needing hormone therapy and plastic surgery to wear the skin of the sex they were born with.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:19 AM (l3cgK)

305 301
Too bad there's nothing anyone can do about rogue judges that refuse to follow the rule of law.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (ccf/V)

It really is a shame.

Posted by: GOP house and senate at October 28, 2026 09:18 AM (zjp6s)

====

*don't exist*
-the 14 Democrat Senators it would take to convict a judge of impeachment

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:19 AM (pfZGz)

306 Does ethnic polling extend into communities such as the longbow/crossbow ones we have here?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 09:19 AM (0sNs1)

307 Too bad there's nothing anyone can do about rogue judges that refuse to follow the rule of law.......
Posted by: Sponge
======
In this case, it is due primarily to GOPe senators that refuse to recess allowing Trump to fill in offices in blue areas and the idiotic blue slip policy that Grassley follows in the Senate Judiciary that permits Senate Democrats to veto all Trump appointees in their state preventing the GOP Senate from voting to fill them.

The probably unconstitutional law (after the Slaughter decision) allowing judges to fill DA vacancies then would never have come into play absent the disgusting turds of the Senate Leadership and their cowardly cronies in the caucus letting them refuse to recess.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

308 Zzzzz.......

Posted by: Nap time for Thune and Glitch at October 28, 2026 09:19 AM (8B4gm)

309
Detransitioning is just plastic surgery...as the poster said, you can't truly detransition, as the reproductive harm of having yer balls cut off and your penis "inverted" can't be undone.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:15 AM (l3cgK)

__________

Your life is ruined. You committed suicide, but you're still alive to suffer. You were bamboozled by Munchausen mothers and "health care" ghouls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 09:20 AM (eRlcH)

310 299 >>Will the Kalifornia ABA call for his disbarment?

Again, he's already been reinstated.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:18 AM (viF8m)

The two are not necessarily dependent...just look what they did to John Eastman.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:20 AM (l3cgK)

311 Already reinstated.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)

Good.... He's a real thorn in the side of Newsom and the Dems....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 09:20 AM (+gK6I)

312 >>@EricLDaugh
·
25m
>>🚨 UPDATE: President Trump's top federal prosecutor in Los Angeles, Bill Essayli, is NO LONGER DISQUALIFIED by an activist judge after an egregious order was handed down

>>He remains in charge of the office. GOOD!

>>"Just so there's no confusion, today's order is stayed and has no immediate effect. I remain First Assistant U.S. Attorney and continue running the office. The Supreme Court will ultimately decide this matter."

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:21 AM (viF8m)

313 At the pace of Monday's and Tuesday's early voting in-person turnout, Harris County will not exceed 1 million early votes in-person by the end of early voting Friday.

They'll be around 975,000 compared to 2024's 1,176,000.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)

314 Armed Attackers in Ethiopia Burn Homes, Murder 60 Christians

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Well, it is Halloween.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ndZc7)

315 Anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at October 28, 2026 09:22 AM (UEqgJ)

316 198 But Beto was just a bad candidate.

Now, Talarico.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

Cruz beat Collin Allred in 2024 and barely beat Beto in 2018. I think that was from the brouhaha with Trump in 2016, when Cruz told the convention to “vote your conscience”.

Posted by: TxAnn at October 28, 2026 09:22 AM (itAg7)

317 > Gas station fried chicken is a thing. It can be good.
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There's an off brand gas station up the road that purportedly has some of the best fried chicken around. I've driven by it, but TBH wouldn't have thought about buying chicken there.... let alone gas.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 09:22 AM (RORbl)

318 why is Harris county voting pattern significant ?

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:22 AM (AKptf)

319 Despite the physical surgical damage, the body chemistry can be put back in the correct direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (ccf/V)


And that's the best case. The neural pathways created by the correct hormones can't be added after the fact.

Anyone who actively supported this monstrous cruelty needs to be jailed...forever. They are modern-day Joseph Mengeles.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (k5CNB)

320 314 Armed Attackers in Ethiopia Burn Homes, Murder 60 Christians

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Well, it is Halloween.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:21 AM (ndZc7)

Muzzies...almost a 100% probability. Does the article say?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (l3cgK)

321 I don't like the idea of series either as I see it as a cheap way to write. But, the market is dictating otherwise as this time, so I have five books I'm writing in the same universe. Don't like it, but have no choice.*

*Except with the cost of self-publishing, they may never see the light of day. (shrug)
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Wish you well. Lots of readers disagree with me and like series as their time investment is less. But I do see from Correia's blog, that a number of readers want to make sure they can get the whole series rather than be stuck like Game of Thrones dude that simply cannot write the final book in that series for whatever reason.

So I think doing all the books in a series before publishing might make sense and it probably makes it easier on continuity errors and other problems that derive from a very long series of books involving substantial amount of time between books.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (E4rtv)

322 Glitch is napping now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (8B4gm)

323 Wawa has great food.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

324 Anyone who actively supported this monstrous cruelty needs to be jailed...forever. They are modern-day Joseph Mengeles.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (k5CNB)

They don't...confiscation of all their assets and execution is acceptable.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:24 AM (l3cgK)

325 >>The two are not necessarily dependent...just look what they did to John Eastman.

I know.

Eastman's case has been appealed to the Supreme Court. It's an absolute farce.

The bar association needs to be disbanded. It's nothing more than an leftist enforcement agency that is helping destroy the judiciary.

Lot of things need fixing. Just have to keep fighting cause we let it get this bad in the first place.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:24 AM (viF8m)

326 why is Harris county voting pattern significant ?
Posted by: runner

Houston. 4th largest city in the US.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:24 AM (8B4gm)

327 I have no VPN running. I can visit the library and see if I get the same problem. If I don't, that would mean my machines are the issue. What else could I try?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:13 AM

Re-boot the machine.
Posted by: The HELP Desk at October 28, 2026


***
Tried that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 09:24 AM (trnZm)

328 Doctor-controlled robot removes patient’s prostate 35 miles away in first US telerobotic surgery

*************

CONTENT WARNING: Graphic surgical images NSFW

https://tinyurl.com/remote-surgery

Posted by: muldoon at October 28, 2026 09:25 AM (Ns+8q)

329 "Poll: Jewish Voters Favor Republicans over Democrats by Nearly Two to One"

The Leftists can do some maths. I hope Dana Nessell enjoys being gasssed by the DSA stormtropers, along with every other Jooo in the US. Getting rid of all of them will be a net positive for the DSA in elections. It will be too bothersome for the troops of the Fierce Urgency of Now brigades to sort the Jooos into good ones and bad ones.

Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2026 09:25 AM (5rh/l)

330 Wawa has great food.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

The WaWa’s in my AO in FL are dumpy and unimpressive

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 28, 2026 09:25 AM (0Jm0d)

331 At DM, "Luxury ‘cruise for life’ operator ‘begged customers for money’ before leaving them stranded in Cambodia"

Long ago, the Dead Kennedys wrote a song about this.

Posted by: gp at October 28, 2026 09:25 AM (Jr5Lq)

332 323 Wawa has great food.
Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM

>ahem>

Posted by: Sheetz at October 28, 2026 09:25 AM (UEqgJ)

333 And just so you know, the people who are out there saying Rs are getting crushed in early voting are the same type of people predicting 250 for the House and 54 in the Senate.

That's more of a swing than any midterm in history.
For ... no reason whatsoever.
That exceeds Vietnam War/TEA Party/Obamacare levels of discontent.
We'd be seeing massive rallies weekly.
Not a few dozen geriatrics shaking hand-drawn signs with their bony hands at some intersection downtown.

To believe that, that's a densely packed stupid that you can't argue with.
You'd have more luck arguing with a black, female "sovereign citizen" type.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 09:26 AM (3cUTc)

334 Sheetz is good, too.

Posted by: Bulg at October 28, 2026 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

335
"With 93% of polling stations reporting and 85.6% of votes counted, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's right-wing and religious bloc stood at 53 projected seats, eight short of the 61 needed to form a government. The rival bloc led by former military chief Gadi Eisenkot held 48 seats." He can still get the parties on the right into this coalition and form a government free of the "change" libs.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2026 09:26 AM (AKptf)

336 More genocide.

U.S. Military Reports It Killed 5 in Drug Boat Strike in Pacific

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

337 Nate Silver uses lots of snazzy graphics to make predictions that are usually wrong.

The Kool Kidz don't care that Nate Silver is usually wrong because he uses lots of snazzy graphics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 09:17 AM (eRlcH)

My apologies. I sped-read that as "snizzy graphics" and the mind wandered a bit. Your point is cromulent.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (wVcYX)

338 So I think doing all the books in a series before publishing might make sense and it probably makes it easier on continuity errors and other problems that derive from a very long series of books involving substantial amount of time between books.
Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:23 AM (E4rtv)

And when people find something they like, they check the pub history to see what else the writer has. Completing at least two in a series seems to be needed before attempting to market.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (1Ff7Z)

339 The locals have a WaWa that's been "planning on opening" for about 5 months now.

Something's not kosher there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (RORbl)

340 Gas station wars begun, they have.

Posted by: Yoda voice at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (UEqgJ)

341 They'll be around 975,000 compared to 2024's 1,176,000.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)
******
Yes, but 2024 was not a midterm election.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (wzaBj)

342 336 More genocide.

U.S. Military Reports It Killed 5 in Drug Boat Strike in Pacific

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

Future doctors, engineers, and scientists, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (l3cgK)

343 IMO, Sheetz edges out Wawa for food. Wawa has much better coffee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (8B4gm)

344 343 IMO, Sheetz edges out Wawa for food. Wawa has much better coffee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (8B4gm)

Neither around my neck of the woods.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:28 AM (l3cgK)

345 333 That's more of a swing than any midterm in history.
For ... no reason whatsoever.
That exceeds Vietnam War/TEA Party/Obamacare levels of discontent.
We'd be seeing massive rallies weekly.
Not a few dozen geriatrics shaking hand-drawn signs with their bony hands at some intersection downtown.

To believe that, that's a densely packed stupid that you can't argue with.
You'd have more luck arguing with a black, female "sovereign citizen" type.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 09:26 AM (3cUTc)

========

"Because of the polls!"

*most generic congressional ballot polling, the final polls, are herding to somewhere between D+4 and D+8.*

Low end of that, Democrats have trouble winning the House. At the high end, they win the House, but gerrymandering has made the ceiling of districts low, so it'll be a small majority. And when the GCB was D+9 in 2018, the GOP still netted 2 senate seats because senate races more closely align with PVI of the states than swing with the rest of the nation, so they'll get NC and...like nothing else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:28 AM (pfZGz)

346 323 Wawa has great food.
Posted by: Bulg

Took you almost an hour, but finally you say something sensible. May this continue for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Bulg Reset at October 28, 2026 09:28 AM (EdP2u)

347 340 Gas station wars begun, they have.

Posted by: Yoda voice at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (UEqgJ)


The Doritos at Exxon stations taste better than those at Shell stations! I don't know why, but it's true!

Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2026 09:29 AM (5rh/l)

348 At the pace of Monday's and Tuesday's early voting in-person turnout, Harris County will not exceed 1 million early votes in-person by the end of early voting Friday.

They'll be around 975,000 compared to 2024's 1,176,000.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)

For a mid term that’s yuuuge numbers.

Posted by: The Maths at October 28, 2026 09:29 AM (zjp6s)

349 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Geriatrics shaking hand-drawn signs with their bony hands at some iyntersection downtown at October 28, 2026 09:29 AM (UEqgJ)

350 He's in a position to actually try and enforce some change.

Only including good pollsters, for instance. That was his mantra and what built up the RCP aggregate as worthwhile.

But he includes Baris in his averages, and Baris probably doesn't even poll at all.

And Trende's defense of the polling industry has gotten comical at this point. "Just throw completely contradictory results in the average because who knows?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
The problem with polling is that the errors are now correlated systematically making the whole exercise one in reading biased information.

And RCP should acknowledge the only use for its average is for direction of change, not validity for the horse race.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:30 AM (E4rtv)

351 Let's face it were not gonna know the outcome of the midterms till voting day.. And in CA. Sometime in December

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 09:30 AM (+gK6I)

352 Nood!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 28, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

353 Senate could come down to Alaska. They have RCV which can take weeks to count. Gonna be fun.

Posted by: The Maths at October 28, 2026 09:31 AM (zjp6s)

354 Here's the coming playbook.

>>@Polymarket
·
18h
>>JUST IN: France's Socialist Party proposes granting legal status to up to 400,000 undocumented immigrants, with a parliamentary vote scheduled for Nov. 19.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 09:32 AM (viF8m)

355 Muzzies...almost a 100% probability. Does the article say?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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The BBC observed that “a local official blamed the attacks on a newly formed rebel coalition, the Alliance for Survival, which includes the Oromo Liberation Army (OLA).”

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Apparently an up and coming group but I'd bet Muzzies or Martians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)

356 Low end of that, Democrats have trouble winning the House. At the high end, they win the House, but gerrymandering has made the ceiling of districts low, so it'll be a small majority. And when the GCB was D+9 in 2018, the GOP still netted 2 senate seats because senate races more closely align with PVI of the states than swing with the rest of the nation, so they'll get NC and...like nothing else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
Seth Keshel has the House down to about a dozen seats competitive seats now with GOP at about 212-213 and Dems about 210-211.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2026 09:33 AM (E4rtv)

357 The Oromo Liberation Army (OLA) is an armed opposition group active in the Oromia Region of Ethiopia, primarily composed of former members of the Oromo Liberation Front’s (OLF) military wing who refused to disarm after a 2018 peace agreement

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Splitters!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

358 They'll be around 975,000 compared to 2024's 1,176,000.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)
******
Yes, but 2024 was not a midterm election.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (wzaBj)

Good point. Digging back further, in the November 2022 General midterm, the early voting in-person turnout was 692,500. Though IIRC, since then Harris County has made a number of structural changes to really encourage and expand early voting. Because Dem controlled.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

359 Wolfus Aurelius

I see the same problem you are. It is a US government website issue.
Not your equipment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (u82oZ)

360 358 Good point. Digging back further, in the November 2022 General midterm, the early voting in-person turnout was 692,500. Though IIRC, since then Harris County has made a number of structural changes to really encourage and expand early voting. Because Dem controlled.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

====


There was no federal race in Texas in 2022 statewide.

Senate races drive up turnout to more closely reflect PVI of the state overall, which eliminates turnout differential advantages for parties out of power.

Turnout is up in the 180 counties that went Trump+50 as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (pfZGz)

361 355
...
The BBC observed that “a local official blamed the attacks on a newly formed rebel coalition, the Alliance for Survival, which includes the Oromo Liberation Army (OLA).”

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Apparently an up and coming group but I'd bet Muzzies or Martians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:33 AM (ndZc7)

All I could find online...AI sez: "The OLA includes members from various religious backgrounds, including both Muslims and Christians."

Dunno where AI got its info from.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:39 AM (l3cgK)

362 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (pfZGz)

Thanks. Makes more sense knowing this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

363 334 Sheetz is good, too.

Posted by: Bulg


Even if they put crack in the milkshakes. Allegedly.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 09:41 AM (lXoJ5)

364 362 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:37 AM (pfZGz)

Thanks. Makes more sense knowing this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2026 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

========

It's why no state has gone +10 towards a president of a party and then flipped the senate race in the next midterms to the other party since 2006.

Not in wave years like 2010, 2014, or 2018. Not in trickle years like 2022.

And 2006 was...weird. It was Tester in Montana.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 09:42 AM (pfZGz)

365 342 336 More genocide.

U.S. Military Reports It Killed 5 in Drug Boat Strike in Pacific

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

Future doctors, engineers, and scientists, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 09:27 AM (l3cgK)
=========
They were pharmacists.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 28, 2026 10:09 AM (JNTt1)

366 Good morning. Thanks, J.J.

From above, "The fight started October 15, when the DOJ sued California over a list of more than 20,000 registered voters that federal agencies had flagged as likely noncitizens. Prosecutors wanted the state to verify each name or keep those ballots separate from the rest. California refused, disputing both the underlying data and the short deadline it was given."

And, from yesterday's blog, Oh My Word: There's Another Form of Rampant Immigration Fraud That No One Could Possibly Have Imagined—Disinformation Expert Ace

Where am I going with this? It's complicated but U.S. Department of Labor, OSHA, U & T Visa Certifications. On March 30, 2023, the agency began exercising authority to complete U and T visa certifications for certain victims of crimes and trafficking.

Strictly through the Federal government's DOL offices, visa certifications issued would be extremely low to negligible. The catch is, there are 29 OSHA-approved State Plans, 22 of which cover both private-sector workers and state and local government.

Again, keeping it simple, some examples of State Plans vs. the U&T Visa programs:

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

367 California: Reportedly, while Cal/OSHA operates independently for workplace safety, its parent organization - the California Department of Industrial Relations (DIR) and the Division of Labor Standards (DLSE), has a long-standing, robust history of issuing U Visa Certifications.

Washington: Within its Department of Labor & Industries (L&I), it has been written that the state actively connects crime and trafficking victims to its Crime Victims Compensation Program and handles processing for qualifying workplace crime protections.

Minnesota: Operates a highly organized system under its OSHA-approved State Plan umbrella. The parent agency, the Minnesota Department of Labor and Industry (DLI) maintains an active, formal program to evaluate and issue U and T visa certifications.

New York: Both Fed and state jurisdictions. The NY State Department of Labor reportedly has a "well established, public protocol to sign supplemental form for immigrant victims of "severe workplace crimes or trafficking detected by state labor investigators."

VA and MD with have 'the' state laws that allow for the issuance of U & T visa certifications for labor and workplace violations.



Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

368 (MD is unique in that no conviction is required so the mere detection and investigation of the workplace crime by state labor officials is enough to warrant signing the visa form(s).)

The US Department of Labor OSHA policy rollout was under the Biden administration and, reportedly, driven by heavy backing from labor unions and immigrant advocacy groups who spent years lobbying for it "to level the playing field." If bad-actor employers could no longer use immigration status as a weapon for retaliation, it would - in theory - make it easier to organize those shops and report occupational S&H violations across industries such as, but not limited to, roofing, agriculture and warehousing.

Surely, integrity is built into the Federal programs. But could it be used, especially in some State Plan States, in those rare cases for those immigrant workers such as the Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia? Or for union organizing in, say, Virginia? And, of course, for and on voters rolls in many State Plan States. 🤷‍♀️

Good day

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

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Daily Tech News 28 October 2026

Top Story

  • The Four Awakens: If you have a device running the GoAhead embedded web server - which you might be, because there are reportedly hundreds of millions of these, though less than a million connected directly to the internet - there's an unwelcome surprise on one of the security modes: Four. (FoxIO)

    Yes, it's back. Though this time it's a bit of a guessing game; instead of using a 2048-bit (256 byte) key, it actually uses an 8-bit key.

    Oh, and it only really uses three of those eight bits; only eight values are possible - 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, and 128.

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 04:00 AM (odBC9)

2 In that freeze-frame photo for the Meat Loaf video, I thought that was Paul McCartney on the left.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 04:02 AM (odBC9)

3 >>>In face, forget the Microsoft Office.

In fact!

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 04:03 AM (odBC9)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:03 AM (Ia/+0)

5 To P or to NP,
That is always the question.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 04:05 AM (VHUov)

6 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at October 28, 2026 04:05 AM (LOuD5)

7 don't let your meat loaf

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 28, 2026 04:13 AM (jrgJz)

8 Mornin'

The ONT gang handled the trolls expertly. We ignored them. The trolls are probably bots from Pakistan.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 28, 2026 04:14 AM (sAmhv)

9 5 To P or to NP,
That is always the question.
Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2026 04:05 AM (VHUov)

To P to P to
Doob-dooob-doob-dee-daa
Daaa-daaa-daaa-daaa-daaa

--Sinatra

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 04:14 AM (odBC9)

10 >>>Apple has announced new models of the MacBook Pro an iMac

and!

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 04:18 AM (odBC9)

11 And that may mean - just possibly - that P=NP, in which case we're doomed.

Crypto Bros have to be nervous about whether or not their entire ecosystem is going to get decrypted in the next few years if AI keeps going like it is.

If AI and Quantum computing get together eventually, then nothing will be safe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:18 AM (6ydKt)

12 And that may mean - just possibly - that P=NP, in which case we're doomed.


But probably not.
****

Another hair-on-fire AI will break everything mass delusion in the making.

Posted by: clarence at October 28, 2026 04:29 AM (WZjs1)

13 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 28, 2026 04:58 AM (Hbeqj)

14 Easy day hopefully
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 05:00 AM (Ia/+0)

15 BOING!

Felt very good about being a voting poll observer here yesterday in Israel. No digital voting or ballot reading or punching machines. Simple paper slips with each party's registered acronym on one side.

Each polling station has a committee who have to follow strict rules and keep an eye on everything and each other in check, if need be. Observers get to watch each voter go behind a booth, request to see that enough ballot slips remain in their trays and, should there be an objection, it must be registered in a protocol log.

Each voter is verified with valid national ID and verification by 2 committee members that they are registered to vote at this station. Envelopes for voting slips are co-signed by 2 committee members before being handed to a voter.

The vote counting after 10PM is very strict. Everything is double-verified by all present.

Got home at 20 minutes after midnight. Observers in some stations don't get home till 4AM, depending on number of votes in station and vote validation issues.

This is what any country with voting standards needs to revert to!

Exercise time!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 28, 2026 05:23 AM (Y+4g7)

16 Because God! God as father. Psalm 86:1-12. " Our Daily Bread" devotionals:

https://tinyurl.com/3fbdjcd7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 05:23 AM (JrHfD)

17 A more peaceful modern praise song, " Come Find his rest":

https://tinyurl.com/4u2vsy55

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 05:33 AM (JrHfD)

18 Morning, everyone. So last night I was tempted to ditch class because I was absolutely exhausted. But I have the mindset that the more you don't want to work out, the better things are when you go.

My Aikido school operates out of a rec center attached to an elementary school. When we arrived, we discovered that our parking lot had been taken over by a Trunk or Treat event. Teacher called the county rec department and the answer was "Oh, they'll be done by 0645!" (Our class starts at 7).

We ended up parking in a section that had not been taken over and we had a new student show up. So things worked out.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 05:38 AM (lXoJ5)

19 Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 05:38 AM (lXoJ5)

Glad things worked out and you were able to have class.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 05:40 AM (JrHfD)

20 And that may mean - just possibly - that P=NP, in which case we're doomed.

So for those of you who took a computing science course that touched on what the above talks about, you might enjoy this movie: "P vs NP" (1h 20m)

https://youtu.be/OgeyHkP6i3g

Four mathematicians were hired by the US government to solve the most powerful problem in computer science history. Now they face questions about ethics, disclosure, and use of their work.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 28, 2026 05:44 AM (O7YUW)

21 Glad things worked out and you were able to have class.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Thanks. So was I. And I learned that some groups and parents decorate their cars for trunk or treat.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 05:45 AM (lXoJ5)

22 P = NP?

Violates the law of non-contradiction.

Nothing be and not be at the same time.

Kind of like how Bergoglio could not be Pope and anti-pope at the same time.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 28, 2026 06:05 AM (LOvBA)

23 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: Gen. Carlos von Schlichten (ret.) at October 28, 2026 06:13 AM (VyBeY)

24 oh, right ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 28, 2026 06:15 AM (VyBeY)

25 Read another article about the Cornell case. It looks like Lucy is going to be allowed to remain anonymous and the men she's accusing aren't given the same protection.

Shaming should be A Thing again.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 06:21 AM (lXoJ5)

26 To P or to NP,
That is always the question.


I O(n) that!

Posted by: William Stacksphere at October 28, 2026 06:28 AM (rLd39)

27 mornin yall

"Authorities have arrested a migrant from Haiti after he allegedly gunned down his wife in front of the Walmart where she worked, in what prosecutors believe was a green card marriage gone horribly wrong. "

Lie down with Haitians, wake up with a .22 round in your head. Now we have to pay to keep this guy in jail when he never should have been here in the first place. The Democrats are responsible for the death of this black woman, but they don't give a crap about that. The poor Pennsylvania man's life is ruined for the next 10 years or so until they let him out.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 06:35 AM (MWfyi)

28 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 28, 2026 06:36 AM (UEqgJ)

29

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 28, 2026 06:43 AM (D7VIl)

30 70% of the vote is counted and Netanyahu is at 54 seats, Eisenkot at 49 seats. Feiglin, the guy that Biden's Dog supports has teamed up with Smotrich to be part of the government.

The polls were telling people that the Opposition party had a 6 point lead over Netanyahu.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 06:50 AM (8Uo7a)

31
If you have a device running the GoAhead embedded web server - which you might be, because there are reportedly hundreds of millions of these, though less than a million connected directly to the internet

*checks refrigerator*

Nope.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 06:52 AM (eRlcH)

32 Your coffeemaker is planning world domination.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 06:58 AM (8B4gm)

33 The IRGC is basing their new year budget on oil being $130 a barrel and being able to sell it. Wishcasting is what they are doing. Look for their inflation to hit 500%

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 06:58 AM (8Uo7a)

34 To P to P to
Doob-dooob-doob-dee-daa
Daaa-daaa-daaa-daaa-daaa

--Sinatra
Posted by: m at October 28, 2026


***
Strangers in the night,
Exchanging rubbers:
"This one feels too tight!"
"Let's try another."
"This one feels just right
For strangers in the night!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 06:59 AM (wzUl9)

35 To P is always the first thing in the morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:01 AM (8Uo7a)

36 Evening and morning, Folk of the Gray Boxes! 'Tis Woden's Day, the last of October.

Yesterday, I was told here, was National Black Cat Day. Stirling, of course, celebrated by napping, milk-treading me, racing around, and eating; no real variation from his regular routine.

I wonder if there is a National White Cat Day, or a Red Tabby Day, or a Black Mackerel Torbie Day? The last would be nice so Dagny can get her "day."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

37
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2026 07:02 AM (AMvSw)

38 AltonJackson, good morning to you. I hope you and the Kiddos are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:03 AM (8Uo7a)

39 I am at the park . The sun is coming up. It gives golden skies. I think of a great old hymn-translated from German, "When morning gilds the skies":

https://tinyurl.com/zm8rvyrr

May you all have a blessed day, and know that you are a blessing to others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 07:04 AM (wn0Mh)

40 I'm up so late, for me that is, I'm thinking about going out to breakfast. Need to feed the furry thugs first, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9)

41 Meatloaf was considered fat in his day. Now he's dead.

Posted by: Lizzo at October 28, 2026 07:06 AM (8EQTH)

42 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9

I don't think so. I suppose Black Cat day comes before Halloween.

And on another "catty" note, I came downstairs because I couldn't sleep . I finally fell asleep on my back and awoke to Millard, the cat, sleeping on my legs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 07:07 AM (wn0Mh)

43 70% of the vote is counted and Netanyahu is at 54 seats, Eisenkot at 49 seats. Feiglin, the guy that Biden's Dog supports has teamed up with Smotrich to be part of the government.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 06:50 AM (8Uo7a)
-

Voters here everywhere are oh so stupid!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 28, 2026 07:07 AM (Z3R2R)

44 CNN say the national average price in Trump's second term has been $3.473 per gallon compared with $3.471 under Biden. So there. PDT is costing you .002 cents more per gallon so you should vote for Democrats.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 07:10 AM (MWfyi)

45 I finally fell asleep on my back and awoke to Millard, the cat, sleeping on my legs.

Because humans are comfortable resting spots.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 07:10 AM (lXoJ5)

46 Read another article about the Cornell case. It looks like Lucy is going to be allowed to remain anonymous and the men she's accusing aren't given the same protection.

Shaming should be A Thing again.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 06:21 AM (lXoJ5)

As should witch-burning.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 07:11 AM (dK+Kv)

47 32 Your coffeemaker is planning world domination.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 06:58 AM

Stay in your lane, pal.

Posted by: The coffee maker at October 28, 2026 07:11 AM (UEqgJ)

48 I don't think so. I suppose Black Cat day comes before Halloween.

And on another "catty" note, I came downstairs because I couldn't sleep . I finally fell asleep on my back and awoke to Millard, the cat, sleeping on my legs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026


***
Wait until he weighs eight or ten pounds!

According to various spots around the 'Net, the purpose of Nat'l Black Cat Day is in part to raise awareness of their low adoption rate as well as to dispel old superstitions. Personally, I think a black cat is usually a good bet as a companion. I've known three well, and they've all been easygoing and adaptable, and possibly smarter than average. Of course they were medium- or long-hairs.

The SPCA and shelters here used to have a rule, no black cat adoptions during October. Now they often offer specials on black cats all year 'round.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:14 AM (wzUl9)

49 Biden's Dog, Eisenkot seemed to be ready to form a coalition with the Arabs. How would that be a benefit to Israel?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:15 AM (8Uo7a)

50 Snitches get stitches!

Posted by: The coffee maker at October 28, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

51 46 As should witch-burning.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Hm. I'll allow it. Especially after reading how a man with the same name as the accused was getting death threats. And the woman who sent it doubled down after learning she had the wrong person.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 07:17 AM (lXoJ5)

52 gotta love that Horde Mind effect!

Posted by: sock_rat_eezo at October 28, 2026 07:18 AM (VyBeY)

53 Posted by: The coffee maker at October 28, 2026 07:11 AM

Oops. That was supposed to be the washing machine.

Posted by: Sock fail at October 28, 2026 07:18 AM (UEqgJ)

54 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 07:19 AM (U3U8G)

55 On my laptop at least, time.gov seems to be stuck -- instead of the time readouts for each US zone, I see the word "Synchronizing" and have since last night. A 'Net check says it's working. Any of you see the same?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

56 Any of you see the same?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)
-

If using VPN, see if disconnect clears the problem.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 28, 2026 07:22 AM (Z3R2R)

57 Read another article about the Cornell case. It looks like Lucy is going to be allowed to remain anonymous and the men she's accusing aren't given the same protection.

Shaming should be A Thing again.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 06:21 AM (lXoJ5)

As should witch-burning.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder



Hire professionals. PAY their pimp. Huggy Bear don't play that shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2026 07:22 AM (U3U8G)

58 Any of you see the same?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026
-

If using VPN, see if disconnect clears the problem.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 28, 2026


***
No, no VPN. I'll go check my desktop machine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:22 AM (wzUl9)

59 Hm. I'll allow it. Especially after reading how a man with the same name as the accused was getting death threats. And the woman who sent it doubled down after learning she had the wrong person.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 28, 2026 07:17 AM (lXoJ5)

Destroy a man's life because he righteously votes to convict a triple child strangler. Destroy seven men's lives over regret about being slut-shamed and being called a tranny after a night of drunk and drugged debauchery.

It's an idea whose time may have come again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 28, 2026 07:24 AM (dK+Kv)

60 Biden's Dog, Eisenkot seemed to be ready to form a coalition with the Arabs. How would that be a benefit to Israel?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:15 AM (8Uo7a)
-

It wouldn't. He's a incompetent megalomaniac - and a traitor.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 28, 2026 07:24 AM (Z3R2R)

61 55 On my laptop at least, time.gov seems to be stuck -- instead of the time readouts for each US zone, I see the word "Synchronizing" and have since last night.
----
Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at October 28, 2026 07:24 AM (UEqgJ)

62 Time.gov displays the same problem on my desktop. Both are Macs, both have always connected just fine. ????

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:24 AM (wzUl9)

63 On my laptop at least, time.gov seems to be stuck -- instead of the time readouts for each US zone, I see the word "Synchronizing" and have since last night.
----
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at October 28, 2026


***
Not right now!!!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 28, 2026 07:25 AM (wzUl9)

64
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Chicago at October 28, 2026


Time to make the donuts!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 07:25 AM (eRlcH)

65
JJS

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 28, 2026 07:25 AM (/+uur)

66 A man checks his laptop clock and finds that time has stopped working for him only.

Posted by: Story idea at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi)

67 J.J. Sefton Arrived runway 00.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

68
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 07:03 AM

g'mornin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM (AMvSw)

69 Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Also Chicago at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM (UEqgJ)

70 66 A man checks his laptop clock and finds that time has stopped working for him only.
Posted by: Story idea at October 28, 2026 07:26 AM

In a world...

Posted by: Rod Sterling voice at October 28, 2026 07:27 AM (UEqgJ)

71 @69/Also Chicago: "Does anybody really care?"

I'd care for a doughnut...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 28, 2026 09:48 AM (O7YUW)

72 Anyone who reads Anthropic's public S-1, filed October 26, is treated to a jarring prospectus. Nearly a third of the document - roughly 93 pages - is devoted to risk factors. Anthropic warns that advanced models could pose "catastrophic or existential risks to humanity," exhibit self-preserving behaviors, resist shutdown, manipulate information, or generate outputs resembling blackmail. It also flags weaponization, cyberattacks, recursive self-improvement outrunning safety controls, and the inability to obtain insurance for a catastrophic AI incident.

The financial fine print is nearly as daunting. As we detailed in Monday's S-1 teardown and our earlier look at its leaked prospectus, first-half 2026 revenue surged 14-fold to $16.3 billion, briefly yielding a $974 million Q2 operating profit. Yet over 55 cents of every revenue dollar flows straight back out to compute providers. Anthropic carries an $800 billion mountain of multi-year compute commitments - including $161.2 billion to Broadcom, $114.5 billion to Google (following April's $40 billion pact), $110 billion to AWS, and $120.5 billion to SpaceX - while its fortress governance gives public buyers virtually no voting power.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

73 Senator Elizabeth Warren responded Tuesday with a scathing letter to CEO Dario Amodei, calling the S-1 risks "deeply troubling" and stating they "demand greater scrutiny before they become intertwined with the public capital markets, which could further escalate both public safety and systemic financial risks." Warren gave Amodei until November 3 to answer four pages of questions covering existential-risk controls, hyperscaler partnerships, and the basis for a multi-trillion-dollar valuation.

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2026 10:16 AM (RHGPo)

74 I really hate to agree with Liz Warren, but frankly, do you want the financial risks of Anthropic, Open AI, or any other AI company shoved into your retirement plan ? .. especially if retirement isn't that far away

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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - October 27, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?

[I won't be on until late this evening. Photo and mystery click are clues as to where I am and why I'll be late!]

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Route 66 Turns 100

What's left of it anyway

The rise and fall of Route 66

In the 1940s and '50s, Route 66 was one of America's most popular highways, driving business to small towns from Chicago to Santa Monica. But today, the road and its people have been largely forgotten. Ghost towns, empty motels, and abandoned gas stations line its path. Chief correspondent Abby Narishkin grew up along the road. In celebration of its 100th anniversary, she drove down the old route herself to visit the people and businesses still keeping this Americana legacy alive.

Video segment at the link

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Keeping "The Mother Road" alive

This motel is keeping the history of Route 66 alive with its wigwam rooms

U.S. Highway 66, also known as “the Mother Road,” was built in 1926 to connect Chicago to Los Angeles. Historians say Route 66 became a lifeline during the Great Depression, a major corridor during World War Two, and later a symbol of freedom for postwar families traveling west.

As the interstate system expanded, it gradually replaced Route 66, leaving many mom-and-pop stops behind.

But the Wigwam Motel in Holbrook, Arizona is one of the businesses still standing along the historic highway.

***

“It’s America, it’s amazing, they don’t write songs about I-10, they write songs about Route 66,” Richards said.

Richards said fewer places like the Wigwam Motel remain today.

“These we’re losing more of these places -- we’re not really gaining them,” Richards said.

Video segment at that link too.

As for the well known song about Route 66, I'm partial to this version


***

The "anti-Route 66"?

Route 66’s unsung alternative, with historic inns and misty mountains

doof-VT-rte-100.jpg

Sometimes travelling through the sugar-maple forests of Vermont feels faintly absurd. I was canoeing across a blue-green lake, deep in the Green Mountains, in the pearl glow of sunset. My paddle sang through the water as flutelike birdsong filled the silence. Blue jays whistled. Damselflies hovered. This was prime black bear habitat, but I saw no signs. Instead, a bass breached the surface.

Zoom out to a drone’s-eye view — above the water, above the beaver dam, above my lakeshore log cabin at Sterling Ridge Resort in Jeffersonville — and you’d see that there was no one else around

***

Five days earlier, in late June, I had flown to Boston, picked up a rental car and driven 150 miles northwest into the Green Mountain State, the mercury nudging 30C [86F], to begin my journey along Route 100, which would eventually end up here. I was chasing the most wholesome road trip possible, one with historic inns, misty mountains and dairy farms reached by slow, radio-static country roads — an anti-Route 66, if you like. It’s easy to find that here, plus hippy-dippy liberalism, fierce small-town identity and an almost suspicious amount of cheese. We all pine to hide in the woods sometimes, and I wanted the jazzy moo of dairy cows, the burble of waterfalls and nowhere much to be. If Vermont is beautiful in summer, I could only imagine how spectacular the state’s sorbet-shaded foliage, abundance of pumpkin farms and explosive mountain light would be in leaf-peeping season.

Nice photos at the link. Article is from a Brit but is decent, nonetheless.

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How common is your birthday?

JJ Sefton need not look!

Ranked: The Most and Least Common Birthdays in America

September dominates the top of the ranking, claiming eight of the first 10 spots. September 9 takes first place, followed by September 20, September 19, and September 14. July 7 breaks the pattern in fifth place, while December 28 ranks sixth despite falling during the year-end holiday period.

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How many of you are into 3D printing?

Here are some ideas for you!

6 gloriously useless 3D printing projects that are way more fun than bedroom organizers

I stopped buying cable organizers once I started 3D printing my own

What kind of stuff have you 3D printed??


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Signature sandwiches from each state.

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No hot dog???


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This has been hitting my X feed a lot recently. I don't think this is from an actual episode of The Flintstones. Or is it??

Anyway, it's kinda funny - I think.

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Halloween is just a few days away. Perhaps something related that you've never seen before?




Flintstones... Halloween... Let's cross the streams!



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DJ Doof - Not-So-Random Stuff Edition

RIP Donnie Iris, who passed away yesterday at age 83


Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) was born on this date in 1967


Lou Reed passed away on this date in 2013


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Tonight's ONT brought to you by painful memories

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1 st!

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:00 PM (Cjcf6)

2 Good evening morons en bedankt Disko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:01 PM (RIvkX)

3 I loved Donnie Iris. A lot of people know his hit "Ah Leah"...I dated a Leah--she was a selfish bitch.

Another great song of his was "Do You Compute?". Donnie will be missed.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:02 PM (Cjcf6)

4 Enjoy the show Doof

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

5 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2026 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

6 Not on Route 66, but we still have the Tee Pee Motel going down in here in Wharton County, Texas!

Posted by: DanMa'am at October 27, 2026 10:03 PM (8uzBS)

7 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco! Enjoy the show.

Posted by: TRex - moving pictures dino at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (XfIK1)

8 Called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (LOuD5)

9 pink, pink sunshine!

Posted by: they had a fuzzbox and they used it at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (88C+u)

10 Went to Kingman this year, so was on 66. Couple of places to see there. Might hit Flagstaff in late winter. I think there's more to see there.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

11 Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

I just thought of something that would make every Leftist head explode.

Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.

And Trump PARDONS her.

Imagine that. Game, set and match.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (CHHv1)

12 September dominates the top of the ranking, claiming eight of the first 10 spots. September 9 takes first place, followed by September 20, September 19, and September 14. July 7 breaks the pattern in fifth place, while December 28 ranks sixth despite falling during the year-end holiday period.
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This is because the world needs as many Virgos as possible. Without us it would be all Lord of the Flies up in here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

13 I live along Route 66.

We had a celebration this year as part of our annual "Summerfest."

You can still find old sections of Route 66 nearby that are a few miles off the main highway (I-44).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:05 PM (FZ29D)

14 I've always been amazed there's never a run of birthdays near mine, as I am 100 percent sure I was conceived on Valentine's Day.

All that Christmas Spirit produces the September babies, yes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 27, 2026 10:06 PM (Vvh2V)

15 >>>No hot dog???

Michigan

Posted by: one hour sober at October 27, 2026 10:06 PM (J4Dwc)

16 Had a dentist as a kid, my mother's at her same age so pretty old, smoked Marlboros as he worked on you. In your eyes, up your nose, cig dangling from his lips as he worked.
Different times.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 27, 2026 10:07 PM (sl73Y)

17 "Tofu Wrap" seems like the perfect sandwich for the hipster crowd in Portland, Oregon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:07 PM (FZ29D)

18 Not even a link to the song by the original writer??

Must have just been an oversight.

Well, here's Bobby singing it himself:

https://tinyurl.com/yp6cbuf6

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

19 Pretty picture.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:07 PM (wVcYX)

20 Onion burgers! Yeah!

Nice ONT, Doofster!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 27, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)

21 I just thought of something that would make every Leftist head explode.

Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.

And Trump PARDONS her.

Imagine that. Game, set and match.
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Nope. I'd prefer a high-level camera crew is assembled and she is dropped in shark-infested waters. But only after the water has been thoroughly chummed.

She hates this country. She had the nerve to think she should *lead* the very country she hates. She deserves the outcome I proscribed.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:08 PM (Cjcf6)

22 Route 66...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nbRoyJXSfQ

Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2026 10:08 PM (Q+gd/)

23 Day of the dead comes early at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 27, 2026 10:08 PM (N5vqe)

24 Never heard of a "Denver Sandwich". If we're not Jonah Goldberg arguing about whether a burrito counts as a sandwich, probably the best tortas there are "southwestern" cheesesteaks with various peppers and onions.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:08 PM (88C+u)

25 Hello, Tammy!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 27, 2026 10:09 PM (Jr+re)

26 Ranked: The Most and Least Common Birthdays in America

I'd guess February 29 is the least common.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

27 I just thought of something that would make every Leftist head explode.

Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.

And Trump PARDONS her.

Imagine that. Game, set and match.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (CHHv1)

It would make my fucking head explode. She needs to be on Air Pinochet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 27, 2026 10:10 PM (vzuC7)

28 And yes, Lobster Rolls are excellent, and not overrated pace that earlier map.
So this map wins on points.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:10 PM (88C+u)

29 I lived I Ohio for many, many years and never heard of a " Polish Boy" sandwich. Never.

Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 10:10 PM (lJ0H4)

30 I am not sure a bierock is a sandwich. Many around this area in my youth. Sort of a doughy roll around some meat. Tasty, though.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 27, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr+re)

31 before Depeche Mode, there was Composition of Sound
youtu.be/jw8FcBN3X2g

Posted by: when vince clarke thought he could sing at October 27, 2026 10:11 PM (88C+u)

32 Connecticut is lobster roll? Who makes these lists?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:12 PM (viF8m)

33 Brat, don't forget the sauerkraut.

Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2026 10:12 PM (Q+gd/)

34 I dated a Leah--she was a selfish bitch.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:02 PM (Cjcf6)

I wanted to date a Leah I knew in college. She had a great a.... attitude towards life.*

*No, I didn't get to date her. Too good looking, so I was afraid to ask.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

35 Another dandy and whelming ONT, Sir Doof!

The pastrami burger is indeed a "thing" in this part of the west. Haven't tried one yet.

Hope you enjoy the concert!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 27, 2026 10:12 PM (D/6p1)

36 Sort of a doughy roll around some meat.


A relative of the kolache.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 27, 2026 10:13 PM (Jr+re)

37 re Weiland, I was just listening to "Sour Girl" again

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:13 PM (88C+u)

38 Never heard of a "Denver Sandwich". If we're not Jonah Goldberg arguing about whether a burrito counts as a sandwich, probably the best tortas there are "southwestern" cheesesteaks with various peppers and onions.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:08 PM (88C+u)

Lemme guess. A Denver Sandwich is a Denver Omelet between two pieces of Texas Toast?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:13 PM (wVcYX)

39 Hope you had fun seeing Rush in DC, Doof! Thanks for the ONT.

My birthday is rare. Which makes sense.

When I worked in the newborn nursery and NICU we were always busy in August/September from the Christmas and New Year's babies arriving.

Also if there was a hurricane in September, we would be busy in June.

Storms predict not only dumps of snow or rain, but 9mo later a lot of new babies.

I don't have any idea what a slug sandwich is. That's pretty weird. For FL, yeah, a good Cuban is great.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 10:13 PM (hzuYO)

40 "Loose meat" seems kind of vague.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)

41 before Depeche Mode, there was Composition of Sound
youtu.be/jw8FcBN3X2g
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Corrosion of Conformity > Composition of Sound.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6)

42 "The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries."

I have not seen that, that's great. His costume is the apex of bad ideas.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 27, 2026 10:14 PM (r7+Q7)

43 Louisiana is also correct for a po'boy. Shrimp po'boys to be exact.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 10:14 PM (hzuYO)

44 Route 66 Theme, one of the great TV themes.

https://tinyurl.com/46d6emk6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 10:15 PM (ndZc7)

45 The best version of Rt. 66

https://tinyurl.com/5e6apsm4

Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)

46 >>"Loose meat" seems kind of vague.

Good band name.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:15 PM (viF8m)

47 Nice ONT Disco. Enjoy the concert.
Mentioned it before in the comments that I had a couple of beers with Donnie Iris. He was very smiley and pleasant to chat with. RIP.

Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 10:15 PM (41CYW)

48 I assume a Denver Sandwich is the two butt cheeks you gonna clap when "Sheena" turns out to be a man

Posted by: gotta be sure dat gurl is pure at October 27, 2026 10:15 PM (88C+u)

49
I just thought of something that would make every Leftist head explode.

Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.

And Trump PARDONS her.

Imagine that. Game, set and match.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

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Why in God's name?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (mmrXZ)

50 RIP Donnie Iris, who passed away yesterday at age 83

Sheesh. This guy. Chekov on Sunday. Mrs. McMillen on Monday.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

51 How common is your birthday?

All the common days are June-October, implying that people have nothing better to do in the winter months than get it on.

And I didn't realize induced or c-section "planned" births were that common.

So many people intentionally not having kids on the holidays, or on the 13th of the month.

But a big spike in the last two weeks of the year, minus Christmas day, for the tax write-off.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

52 "Tofu Wrap" seems like the perfect sandwich for the hipster crowd in Portland, Oregon.

I used to be good friends with a professional chef who worked for a major record producer. He pretty much ate nothing but something called “tofu pups”. Now, she did also make the food for the rest of his staff, so she did get to make food beyond microwaving fake hot dogs, but it always annoyed her that the guy she actually worked for didn’t eat anything other than fake food.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (kYmoU)

53 So did Bibi win? But all the polls said he would lose! How could they have been wrong?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (xOuxV)

54 Cadillac Ranch was depressing. It was probably interesting when it was new but allowing it to degenerate into a spray can graffiti hell was a mistake. Everybody wants to make "their mark" and make someone else's art about themselves. It's shallow and narcissistic. And depressing. Did I mention depressing?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (vTZFs)

55 Not on Route 66, but we still have the Tee Pee Motel going down in here in Wharton County, Texas!
Posted by: DanMa'am at October 27, 2026 10:03 PM (8uzBS)

I have seen that place and took a drive through it for a closer look. Classic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (wVcYX)

56 Watching Emergency! right now. Bobby Troup and his wife are on screen. Great timing.

Posted by: Getting My Kicks. at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (EdP2u)

57 Kolache the night stalker.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)

58 Roy Orbison had a song Oh Leah. Different.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)

59 Sorry I'm late, I had a slight flare up of lycanthropy.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (/zOzV)

60 Great ONT Doof! Thank you!

Hopefully Im not accused of being a dinner date whore tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (yEz+x)

61 Sorry I'm late, I had a slight flare up of lycanthropy.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (/zOzV)
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Wolf, bear, shark, or leopard?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)

62 "Loose meat" seems kind of vague.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 10:14 PM (Cqx++)

aka Sloppy Joe.

A Chef Dad staple for growing tykes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:19 PM (wVcYX)

63 Sorry I'm late, I had a slight flare up of lycanthropy.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (/zOzV)
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Wolf, bear, shark, or leopard?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)
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And is it contagious? Will a mask (or two) protect me?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)

64 Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.

And Trump PARDONS her.

Imagine that. Game, set and match.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (CHHv1)

BC is a kind, thoughtful person.

I am not.

I want that commie bit** stripped of her fraudulent citizenship, have all her assets confiscated, and her ass deported and blackballed from ever setting her nasty feet in this country again.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

65 Signature sandwiches from each state.

I thought we had a map like this on an earlier ONT. But that one got it wrong and gave the Juicy Lucy to a different state. (Wisconsin, maybe?)

This one gets it right, and puts it in its home state of Minnesota.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

66 Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.

And Trump PARDONS her.


I could accept that if it comes in exchange for a full confession of everything she's been involved with including her multiple husbands' multiple corruptions and a permanent irrevocable self-deportation.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 10:21 PM (vTZFs)

67 Half my family has September birthdays. Parents. Aunts. Uncles. Lots of boom-boom on those cold winter nights in the northern Appalachians.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 10:21 PM (QaH55)

68 So did Bibi win? But all the polls said he would lose! How could they have been wrong?
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Just a wild-ass guess on my part, but I think the polls were wrong because all of them *hate* the Jews and would willingly fellate Muslims, even progressive "men" who assert that they are hetero-sexual.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:21 PM (Cjcf6)

69 Ethiopia is the only country with a 13 month calendar. Birthdays there would be different. I guess Somalia would be different in that your father could also be your uncle.

Posted by: I'm My Own Grandpa at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (EdP2u)

70 Evening, all!

Thanks for the ONT, Doof. Enjoy the show!

Relatively productive day, job-search-wise. Interview seemed to go okay, we'll see if I make it to the next round. Couple screening calls for other positions that would also be good. Tomorrow I teach again, a different group at a different school. Haven't heard back from the interview I made the road trip for - should hear by the end of the week. I need to prep the coffee before I fall asleep.

Tomorrow we also have a Halloween function at church, then Saturday night I get to have the locusts descend.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (aJQbY)

71 Sorry I'm late, I had a slight flare up of lycanthropy.
Posted by: tankdemon

Wolf, bear, shark, or leopard?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Probably sloth. Full moon was yesterday.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

72 John William Kolache (September 23, 1926 – July 17, 1967) was an American jazz saxophonist, bandleader, and composer.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (wVcYX)

73 29 I lived I Ohio for many, many years and never heard of a " Polish Boy" sandwich. Never.
Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 10:10 PM (lJ0H4)

Yeah, I call bullshit on that as well (as a former NEOhioan).

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (oCio0)

74 Pork Chop Sandwiches!

Posted by: GI Joe at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (GtjIi)

75 Wolf, bear, shark, or leopard?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Capybara.

Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (41CYW)

76 I lived I Ohio for many, many years and never heard of a " Polish Boy" sandwich. Never.
Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 10:10 PM (lJ0H4)

We had them in Indiana. Mmmmmm.

Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (1Ff7Z)

77 John William Kolache


Named for a dessert!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 27, 2026 10:23 PM (Jr+re)

78 BC is a kind, thoughtful person.

Slander, sir! Sheer slander! Tomorrow, staving poles at sunrise! Choose your second, sir!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1)

79 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde! I was prepared to scorn the Depech Mode cover of Rte. 66, but it was surprisingly good. I toured 66 from Amarillo to Kingman last May, and it was great. Saw many of those landmarks from the video.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 10:23 PM (hg8Lt)

80 Cadillac Ranch was depressing. It was probably interesting when it was new but allowing it to degenerate into a spray can graffiti hell was a mistake.
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The same could be said of so much of American culture.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:23 PM (Cjcf6)

81 WTH? How does "baked potato" end up as a signature sandwich? (Also, I'm guessing everyone east of the cascades disagrees on the "Seattle Dog.")

Posted by: GWB at October 27, 2026 10:24 PM (kU0PQ)

82 Yesterday was the full Koontz, here's some appropriate tunes;

https://youtu.be/Y4lOlydXPGQ
https://youtu.be/p9kbj_aeO2k
https://youtu.be/c18iVOUpecI
https://youtu.be/LWz0JC7afNQ

Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 10:26 PM (/zOzV)

83 I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocopilla, Barranquilla, and Padilla, I'm a killer

Posted by: Count de Monet's Been Everywhere, Man at October 27, 2026 10:26 PM (wVcYX)

84 September birthdays...do the math...Christmas and New Years PLUS 9 months...

Yep, that checks out.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:26 PM (Sco7b)

85 this is my halloween season song
youtu.be/SbAxbmAHgx4
the girl is never there

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:26 PM (88C+u)

86 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:28 PM (77rzZ)

87 Kolache the night stalker.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 10:17 PM (Cqx++)

The werewolf of Warsaw? That Kolache?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

88 There can be only one

https://youtu.be/Q131ZJ6YkG0

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 10:28 PM (ZxPkt)

89 That Route 66 Depeche Mode would go great with that 1966 red, drop-top Cadillac that Glenn Reynolds pointed to yesterday. As of Sunday it only had 4 bids, with the top one at $9,000. And only 79,000 miles.

Posted by: GWB at October 27, 2026 10:29 PM (kU0PQ)

90 Cadillac Ranch was depressing. It was probably interesting when it was new but allowing it to degenerate into a spray can graffiti hell was a mistake.
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The same could be said of so much of American culture.
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:23 PM (Cjcf6)

When I got to visit it back in 2019, it had just undergone a significant improvement. Some stupid with a flare gun open flame had burnt all the layers of paint off of about half the cars.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Been Everywhere, Man at October 27, 2026 10:29 PM (wVcYX)

91 I took the Kingman to Seligman leg of Route 66 back in 2014. Haunting and beautiful at the same time. And Peach Springs has a nice view of the western end of the Grand Canyon.

Burma Shave!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 27, 2026 10:29 PM (iIyc0)

92 WTH? How does "baked potato" end up as a signature sandwich?
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Words have meaning, and we just push back on this stupidity.

A "sandwich" has bread that encloses the other ingredients.

We can debate what "bread" means but we can all agree that potato skin divided in half is NOT "bread".

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:29 PM (Cjcf6)

93 Fred Flintstone on the Grand Canyon: "Yeah, they say it's gonna be a big thing someday."

Sad to say I remember the episode.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:30 PM (vBZcw)

94 Why do lycanthropes make such bad fashion models?

Because they can only wear wolf.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:30 PM (77rzZ)

95 Tammy Al Thor!!!!
Please contact me @ moon hill farm (all one word) at outlook dot com. I have some items for you that you may be interested in.

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 27, 2026 10:30 PM (5EDOG)

96 Somewhere in the deep recesses of my brain im recalling a Denver Sandwich being somewhat like a western omelet in bread.
This could and probably is totally wrong.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 27, 2026 10:31 PM (sl73Y)

97 73 29 I lived I Ohio for many, many years and never heard of a " Polish Boy" sandwich. Never.
Posted by: Tuna at October 27, 2026 10:10 PM (lJ0H4)

Yeah, I call bullshit on that as well (as a former NEOhioan).
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (oCio0)

^^I third this statement.

Posted by: Iris at October 27, 2026 10:31 PM (286+n)

98 Tomorrow, staving poles at sunrise! Choose your second, sir!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:23 PM (CHHv1)

12:34:56am will be fine.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:32 PM (1Ff7Z)

99 Cadillac Ranch was depressing. It was probably interesting when it was new but allowing it to degenerate into a spray can graffiti hell was a mistake. Everybody wants to make "their mark" and make someone else's art about themselves. It's shallow and narcissistic. And depressing. Did I mention depressing?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (vTZFs)

I saw it back in May. It is fun to view. I did not indulge in the spray painting. The paint is over a half inch thick in some places. The break chips of the thick paint off, and slab and polish it to make costume jewelry. Kind of cool, I thought. Consider it to be an audience-participation art installation, minus all the pretentiousness that usually attends "art installations".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 10:32 PM (hg8Lt)

100 depeche' Route 66 is a b-side to Behind The Wheel. Sometimes merged together on the single.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:32 PM (88C+u)

101 Now, were the Flintstones Neanderthals? Probably too large for Homo floresiensis.

Maybe Erectus. That might explain why Wilma married beneath her station.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:33 PM (vBZcw)

102 My Dad was the only one in our extended clan who had an April birthday. There are scores of us - cousins, uncles, aunts, grandkids, great grandkids. He was the only one.

A lot of December birthdays, though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 27, 2026 10:33 PM (0aYVJ)

103 Why did Doctor Frankenstein keep measuring his monster?

Because he wanted to make sure that he’d grew some.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

104 Why do lycanthropes make such bad fashion models?

Because they can only wear wolf.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:30 PM (77rzZ)

*points* There wolf.

Posted by: Igor at October 27, 2026 10:34 PM (wVcYX)

105 To Betty: "That Fred, you know he's always Erectus."

*titters*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:35 PM (vBZcw)

106 Now, were the Flintstones Neanderthals? Probably too large for Homo floresiensis.

Maybe Erectus. That might explain why Wilma married beneath her station.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:33 PM (vBZcw)

No, they were modern humans in a dystopian future stuck living on the ruined surface of earth while the Jetsons lived in sky cities.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)

107
And Trump PARDONS her.

I could accept that if it comes in exchange for a full confession of everything she's been involved with including her multiple husbands' multiple corruptions and a permanent irrevocable self-deportation.
Posted by: Oddbob

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AND the confession would have to occur on nationwide television and platform livestreams and include all her motives. E.g., "I wanted to cheat the American people because I've always resented white wealth" etc.

Beckoning Chasm, what on earth are you thinking anyway?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 10:36 PM (mmrXZ)

108 >>>Donnie Iris - Ah Leah

That's a great song. But, he sure had an odd look, at least in that video. Kinda looks like Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter, if he decided to get some glasses with thick black frames and then topped it off with a poorly-fitted yellow suit and a bow tie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (syz1S)

109 Samantha showed up in the Flintstones.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

110 AOP, I guess art is what viewers make of it so I accept your take as perfectly valid.

I will admit some grudging respect for the spray paint vendors who capitalized on it by selling cheap paint on the roadside.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (vTZFs)

111 No, they were modern humans in a dystopian future stuck living on the ruined surface of earth while the Jetsons lived in sky cities.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:36 PM (1Ff7Z)


Sort of prefiguring Zardoz, then?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)

112 Didn't Donnie Iris die recently?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (vBZcw)

113 Route 66 TV Show (1960 - 1964)
Starring Martin Milner and George Maharis

The adventures of two young drifters across America.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX)

114 Now, were the Flintstones Neanderthals?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

No, they were modern humans in a dystopian future stuck living on the ruined surface of earth while the Jetsons lived in sky cities.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


That would explain the simultaneous existence of humans, mammoths, and several otherwise-non-overlapping dinosaur species.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

115 Corrosion of Conformity > Composition of Sound.
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6)


Help me Jesus help me clean my room

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:39 PM (88C+u)

116 That's a great song. But, he sure had an odd look, at least in that video. Kinda looks like Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter, if he decided to get some glasses with thick black frames and then topped it off with a poorly-fitted yellow suit and a bow tie.

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It's a dorky Buddy Holly vibe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:39 PM (vBZcw)

117 Samantha showed up in the Flintstones.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

She wasn't the only one. Hubba hubba, Ann Margrock.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)

118 That would explain the simultaneous existence of humans, mammoths, and several otherwise-non-overlapping dinosaur species.
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

It was all the Great Gazoo's fault. If he hadn't been doing those experiments....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)

119 I will admit some grudging respect for the spray paint vendors who capitalized on it by selling cheap paint on the roadside.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (vTZFs)

They now sell it from the little trailer, right on the site, that serves as a gift shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 10:41 PM (hg8Lt)

120 Now, were the Flintstones Neanderthals?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

No, they were modern humans in a dystopian future stuck living on the ruined surface of earth while the Jetsons lived in sky cities.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

That would explain the simultaneous existence of humans, mammoths, and several otherwise-non-overlapping dinosaur species.
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (VHUov)

And one space alien.

Posted by: The Great Gazoo (voiced by Harvey Korman) at October 27, 2026 10:41 PM (wVcYX)

121 And Trump PARDONS her.

I could accept that if it comes in exchange for a full confession of everything she's been involved with including her multiple husbands' multiple corruptions and a permanent irrevocable self-deportation.
Posted by: Oddbob

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AND the confession would have to occur on nationwide television and platform livestreams and include all her motives. E.g., "I wanted to cheat the American people because I've always resented white wealth" etc.
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What is wrong with you all? She *deserves* my sentence--dropped into appropriately chummed waters to a waiting audience of great white sharks. She *despises* this country. She should know at the time of her death that this country took their revenge.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:41 PM (Cjcf6)

122 Route 66 TV Show (1960 - 1964)
Starring Martin Milner and George Maharis

The adventures of two young drifters across America.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026


***
Glenn Corbett, later to play Zephraim Cochrane on Trek, replaced Maharis for the last season.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)

123 Sort of prefiguring Zardoz, then?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)

But with less revealing clothes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)

124 Samantha showed up in the Flintstones.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

She wasn't the only one. Hubba hubba, Ann Margrock.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026


***
I remember the latter, but not the former. Makes sense, though, as they were both on the same network, ABC.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

125 Death may have been a sweet release for Donnie Iris. He doesn't have to sing Ah! Leah at state fairs anymore,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:43 PM (vBZcw)

126 Evening Horde thx Doof.
Excellent and eclectic music selection. Rush, STP, Donnie Iris (RIP) , Depeche Mode and Lou Reed.
Just had STP on today, Interstate Love Song and Depeche Mode's "Violator" on last week. Have to play Rush and Reed's _New York tomorrow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 10:44 PM (f8snw)

127 The adventures of two young drifters across America.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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In a 60 & 61 Corvette.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 10:44 PM (XeU6L)

128 I remember the latter, but not the former. Makes sense, though, as they were both on the same network, ABC.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

Almost all the "guest stars" had stone age names except for a few. I remember Tuesday Weld was Tuesday Wednesday, but not the others.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

129 Wolf, bear, shark, or leopard?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)
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And is it contagious? Will a mask (or two) protect me?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 10:19 PM (FZ29D)

Probably sloth. Full moon was yesterday.
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

Wolf (I'm a traditionalist at heart.) Slightly contagious, though cháin mail (preferably with some silver integrated into it) would be more effective than a mask.

In re: Sloth--Would you really expect a timely transformation from ME?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 10:45 PM (/zOzV)

130 I traveled most of 66 (picked up in St Louis) on my first trip.to LA in 1956. My most vivid memory? Seeing that the "drunk Indian" stereotype was real when I was stuck in Gallup for 6 hrs.

I don't remember them originally, probably because there was some variant of "Teepee style" motor court (that was the name for "motel" then) repeatedly on the route from Oklahoma on, but I see the Wigwams now on every trip heading west for any destination except SoCal or Phoenix.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 27, 2026 10:46 PM (qhNz+)

131 In re: Sloth--Would you really expect a timely transformation from ME?
Posted by: tankdemon


Point granted.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

132 That X video of the song from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly by Morricone was well done.

As for Route 66, I visited the Cadillac Ranch in '14 when I went to Palo Duro Canyon nearby; and I've been on Central Ave. in Albuquerque, which is 66, many times.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 10:47 PM (wzUl9)

133 Beckoning Chasm, what on earth are you thinking anyway?

The word "thinking" doesn't generally apply to me. So there's that. But there's also Trump's ability to find the weak spot.

He offers her a pardon. She accepts it, and she is forever compromised and her power is gone. The Left would see her as tainted beyond redemption.

She refuses the pardon. She goes back to Somalia. Where, let's be honest here, she's raped and murdered.

I don't see a downside.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

134 The most mind blowing thing about the Great Gazoo is that he was voiced by Harvey Korman.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 10:47 PM (xOuxV)

135 The adventures of two young drifters across America.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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In a 60 & 61 Corvette.
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I liked "Adam-12" better.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:49 PM (Cjcf6)

136 134 The most mind blowing thing about the Great Gazoo is that he was voiced by Harvey Korman.

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Hadley Lamar?

Well goldarnit!

Posted by: Taggart at October 27, 2026 10:49 PM (vBZcw)

137 Does anyone drive art 66 from LA to Chicago?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:51 PM (yEz+x)

138 Submitted for your consideration: The character "Q" on Star Trek TNG was Rodenberry's version of Hanna Barbera's "The Great Gazoo" from The Flintsones.

Posted by: Count de Monet has opinions at October 27, 2026 10:51 PM (wVcYX)

139

Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., led 175 members of the House Democratic Caucus in a letter to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin and Attorney General Todd Blanche, criticizing the probe into Omar's immigration history as a partisan attack and accusing them of trying to sway her bid for another term in Congress.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

140 Never heard of a "Denver Sandwich". If we're not Jonah Goldberg arguing about whether a burrito counts as a sandwich, probably the best tortas there are "southwestern" cheesesteaks with various peppers and onions.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026


***
Bison burger. Colorado's one contribution to world cuisine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 10:52 PM (wzUl9)

141 113 Route 66 TV Show (1960 - 1964)
Starring Martin Milner and George Maharis

The adventures of two young drifters across America.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX)

I have no childhood memories of that show, I was alive but my parents were probably watching the Flintstones.

Posted by: Joemarine at October 27, 2026 10:52 PM (y171U)

142 I liked "Adam-12" better.

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Drifters in a city-owned Plymouth Belvedere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:53 PM (vBZcw)

143 He offers her a pardon. She accepts it, and she is forever compromised and her power is gone. The Left would see her as tainted beyond redemption.

She refuses the pardon. She goes back to Somalia. Where, let's be honest here, she's raped and murdered.

I don't see a downside.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

Thank goodness this didn't get weird.

Posted by: oofda at October 27, 2026 10:53 PM (UK1NN)

144
And I didn't realize induced or c-section "planned" births were that common.


Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

Our 2nd boys birthday was May 28th. Because of a scheduled c-section (due to his big headed brother and father), he was to be delivered a week early. One aunt had a bday of May 20, an uncle, May 22nd.

So his Mama chose his birthday as May 21st.

They try to do this to make sure their lungs are mature. Now they have better technology and, heck, every baby has a few ultrasounds. In 1984, unless medically needed, insurance didn't pay.

So both boys were surprises. I wanted a boy the first time and never set my heart on a girl the second. A healthy baby boy was wonderful and the only thing I wanted both times.

To select a holiday or whatever is a bit weird, but I guess I did similar so he didn't share a birthday. Plus his aunt is weird.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 10:53 PM (hzuYO)

145 Worked for many years in the SoCal, Arizona, Utah part of the world. Made the drive on I-40 many times going or coming from back east. The freeway largely followed and replaced Rt. 66. My girlfriend and I once made the detour from Flag up along 66 and then down to Kingman. This was back in the early 90's. I'm sure it was more lively back in the 30's and 40's, but it was deader than dead when we saw it. Lonely and sad. A precursor to every small town bypassed by the modern highways later on.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 10:54 PM (QaH55)

146 Pramila Jayapal is MY REPRESENTATIVE !


yay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:54 PM (yEz+x)

147 meh, the elk sausage sandwiches were also better than bison burgers

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 10:54 PM (88C+u)

148 Why do lycanthropes make such bad fashion models?

Because they can only wear wolf.
Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026


***
That one got a flicker of a smile from Miss Linda. Congrats to you, Bulg, it's something I can rarely manage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)

149 Great ONT Doof!
I'm waaay down on the birthday list (Jan. 1)....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 27, 2026 10:56 PM (96kpa)

150
Re The Office Halloween.

Nothing will ever beat the Reno 911 kids' tour of the sheriff's station. Officer Junior mixes it up with a "motherfucker" in detention, apologizes to the kids for the smell of jizz in an empty jail cell, tells an incidental story of how a deputy got electrocuted unlocking a jail cell (fried his belt buckle, which slid down and sliced his testicles off), gives them a lesson on making jailhouse hooch from raisins or tomatoes, advises them on how to avoid getting "assfucked" by some of the bigger fellas, and describes a "circle the wagons" incident that made them bolt the bunks to the wall.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 10:56 PM (mmrXZ)

151 32 Connecticut is lobster roll? Who makes these lists?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 10:12 PM (viF8m)

Actually, I'd probably agree with this. I prefer ME lobster rolls with mayo, but CT uses butter. A little plain for my taste, but people seem to like CT lobster rolls.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 27, 2026 10:56 PM (0CU3H)

152 Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., led 175 members of the House Democratic Caucus in a letter to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin and Attorney General Todd Blanche, criticizing the probe into Omar's immigration history as a partisan attack and accusing them of trying to sway her bid for another term in Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 10:51 PM (Cqx++)

My response? "You're next, sweet cheeks."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 10:56 PM (hg8Lt)

153 113 Route 66 TV Show (1960 - 1964)
Starring Martin Milner and George Maharis

The adventures of two young drifters across America.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX)

They tried a revival in 1993 that lasted about 4 episodes.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 10:56 PM (/zOzV)

154 147 meh, the elk sausage sandwiches were also better than bison burgers

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In my flying days I used to go over to Catalina for a bison burger at the world famous Airport In The Sky. Made from local Catalina bison.

They were underwhelming.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:57 PM (vBZcw)

155 Does anyone drive art 66 from LA to Chicago?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:51 PM (yEz+x)

Every vid I've seen starts in Chicago.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

156 Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.
And Trump PARDONS her.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Ok, as long as the fine strips her of every cent, and then she is deported to Somalia, like the middle of the country, with only the clothes on her back (and her hijab 😁

Posted by: buddhaha at October 27, 2026 10:57 PM (qhNz+)

157 My response? "You're next, sweet cheeks."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 10:56 PM (hg8Lt)

See! Another person nicer than me. I would have said something else.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

158 There's a reason In N Out Burger doesn't use bison meat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:59 PM (vBZcw)

159 Does anyone drive art 66 from LA to Chicago?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:51 PM (yEz+x)

Every vid I've seen starts in Chicago.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

Like the pac-man computer map laid out to get to Wally World.

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at October 27, 2026 10:59 PM (wVcYX)

160 Joe Locke on vibes:
youtube.com/watch?v=BgdifLtmFoE

Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 11:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 Ackshully about as cromulent as it gets. Too bad no Harvey Korman voicing.

138 Submitted for your consideration: The character "Q" on Star Trek TNG was Rodenberry's version of Hanna Barbera's "The Great Gazoo" from The Flintsones

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 27, 2026 11:00 PM (hxMfc)

162 Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., led 175 members of the House Democratic Caucus in a letter to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin and Attorney General Todd Blanche, criticizing the probe into Omar's immigration history as a partisan attack and accusing them of trying to sway her bid for another term in Congress
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We should investigate Payapal next.

Why do we keep pretending that muslims and muslim-adjacents belong here?

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 11:00 PM (Cjcf6)

163 Just re-watched The Man From U.N.C.L.E. film from 2015. No, it's not like the series, and yet it is. The two leads, one dark and American, one blond and Russian, who make a great spy team. Exciting camera work, funny dialog in the right places, some clever plot twists, neat editing with the split-screen scenes -- and it had a fine setup for a sequel that sadly has never been made.

If you'd never seen the show and know nothing about it, the movie makes a great Cold War spy thriller. If you are a long-time fan, the similarities outweigh the big differences.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:00 PM (wzUl9)

164 Ilhan Ohmar (or whatever her name is) is found guilty.

And Trump PARDONS her.

Imagine that. Game, set and match.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:04 PM (CHHv1)

But only after she's deported.

Posted by: GWB at October 27, 2026 11:01 PM (kU0PQ)

165 There's a reason In N Out Burger doesn't use bison meat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 10:59 PM (vBZcw)

Properly-made bison burgers are just fine. Too expensive for a fast food joint.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:01 PM (hg8Lt)

166 Kent McCord was very young 21-22 years old when Adam-12 was filmed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 11:01 PM (RIvkX)

167 I liked "Adam-12" better.
Posted by: Crusader
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"Car 54"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:02 PM (XeU6L)

168 If you'd never seen the show and know nothing about it, the movie makes a great Cold War spy thriller. If you are a long-time fan, the similarities outweigh the big differences.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:00 PM (wzUl9)

I've only rarely watched MFU. But I can imagine what kind of "big differences" they were. Didn't watch the movie because I know all those based on old shows disappoint me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

169 Route 66 TV Show (1960 - 1964)
Starring Martin Milner and George Maharis

The adventures of two young drifters across America.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX)

And when they got to California, Martin joined the LAPD.

Posted by: GWB at October 27, 2026 11:04 PM (kU0PQ)

170
"Car 54"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Per wiki:

1961 Plymouth Belvedere during most of the first season, followed by a 1962, and later a 1963, Plymouth Savoy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:04 PM (XeU6L)

171 Jack Webb was set to retool Adam 12 around 1982, with McCord as the veteran and a new young actor as the rookie, but he croaked before it got off the ground.

Posted by: See The Man..... at October 27, 2026 11:05 PM (EdP2u)

172 My wife like bison burgers and orders it whenever its on the menu. Personally, I'd rather spend the cost difference toward a good beer to go with my regular old beef burger.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 11:05 PM (vTZFs)

173 155 Does anyone drive art 66 from LA to Chicago?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 10:51 PM (yEz+x)

Every vid I've seen starts in Chicago.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

Back when RTÉ.66 was still a thing, California was actually a destination. These days, people are leaving in droves.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 11:06 PM (/zOzV)

174 If you'd never seen the show and know nothing about it, the movie makes a great Cold War spy thriller. If you are a long-time fan, the similarities outweigh the big differences.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:00 PM (wzUl9)


With a few tweaks, and Henry Cavill speaking in his own accent, it could have been a post-WWII Tommy Hambledon spy flick.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 11:06 PM (rbvCR)

175 1961 Plymouth Belvedere during most of the first season, followed by a 1962, and later a 1963, Plymouth Savoy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:04 PM (XeU6L)

Painted in red and white so as not to confuse the residents of NYC during filming.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

176 Properly-made bison burgers are just fine. Too expensive for a fast food joint.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:01 PM (hg8Lt)

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In my yoot I had a short waiting tables at a restaurant that served hybrid Beefalo meat. For some reason that didn't bring in the masses. The place went tango Uniform in about three months.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 11:06 PM (vBZcw)

177 I don't see a downside.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

****
Please tell me she's still deported with her merry gang of pear head Somolians?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 11:07 PM (hzuYO)

178 Submitted for your consideration: The character "Q" on Star Trek TNG was Rodenberry's version of Hanna Barbera's "The Great Gazoo" from The Flintsones
Posted by: Count de Monet


The best character with universe-scale reality warping powers is Haruhi Suzumiya.

Because she didn't know she had them.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

179 Jack Webb was set to retool Adam 12 around 1982, with McCord as the veteran and a new young actor as the rookie, but he croaked before it got off the ground.
Posted by: See The Man..... at October 27, 2026 11:05 PM (EdP2u)

He should have jumped sooner.

Posted by: Bud Wise Er at October 27, 2026 11:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

180 Painted in red and white so as not to confuse the residents of NYC during filming.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Look! It's the Fire Police!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:07 PM (XeU6L)

181 What is wrong with you all? She *deserves* my sentence--dropped into appropriately chummed waters to a waiting audience of great white sharks. She *despises* this country. She should know at the time of her death that this country took their revenge.
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 10:41 PM (Cjcf6)

Let's be nice to the sharks. She wears a small, CLEAN, bikini, and no head wrap. That way, it can be shown on news programs. No nudity, just violence.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:08 PM (qx7Zg)

182 1961 Plymouth Belvedere during most of the first season, followed by a 1962, and later a 1963, Plymouth Savoy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ward Cleaver got a new Plymouth every year the last four years of LITB. Ford was the sponsor the first few years.
Jim Anderson drove a Mercury for the entire run of Father Knows Best, 1954-60, IIRC.

Posted by: Uncle Billy Drove An Imperial at October 27, 2026 11:09 PM (EdP2u)

183 When I was on vacation in Tibet I ran across hybrid yak meat several times. They're called Dzo or some such thing. It was edible but no Angus patty.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 11:09 PM (vBZcw)

184 I have a long weird story about buffalo burgers and Kamala Harris, one day I'll tell it to you

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 11:10 PM (RIvkX)

185 30 I am not sure a bierock is a sandwich. Many around this area in my youth. Sort of a doughy roll around some meat. Tasty, though.
Posted by: LRob in OK


If that qualifies as a sandwich, so should a pasty.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2026 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

186 1961 Plymouth Belvedere during most of the first season, followed by a 1962, and later a 1963, Plymouth Savoy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:04 PM (XeU6L)

I heard that in Joe E. Brown's voice.

Posted by: Fusion Kidd at October 27, 2026 11:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

187
*No, I didn't get to date her. Too good looking, so I was afraid to ask.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

*********
Should you go back in time: ask her! What did you have to lose? Her saying no? No biggie and the odds might have been in your favor.

My husband's theory was the odds were good she'd say yes and never hesitated with me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 11:12 PM (hzuYO)

188 For those living in VA, job seekers can meet employers at a free Nexus234 career fair Thursday, Oct. 29, at Manassas’ Hylton Performing Arts Center. Registration might be required. Check website.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at October 27, 2026 11:12 PM (yTvNw)

189 Route 66 the TV show came to the town I grew up in. Mesquite, Tx. This from Facebook:

Route 66 comes to Mesquite, Tx. Filmed at the Mesquite Rodeo grounds. The episode "A Long Piece of Mischief"
Hollywood's Marin Milner, George Maharis, Denver Pyle and Slim Pickens among others. This aired January 19th, 1962 on CBS.

Posted by: Case at October 27, 2026 11:13 PM (Dd7BU)

190 Another loss was the newest voice of Bugs Bunny and others. Eric Bauza, 46, died yesterday. He idolized Mel Blanc, and got to follow in his footsteps.

CNN: https://tinyurl.com/Voiceless-bugs

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:14 PM (qx7Zg)

191 Painted in red and white so as not to confuse the residents of NYC during filming.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Look! It's the Fire Police!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Image: https://shorturl.at/0rPMr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:14 PM (XeU6L)

192 No state claims a ham and Swiss on rye? Or a Reuben? Maybe New York could have the Reuben.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 27, 2026 11:14 PM (0Htd1)

193 Should you go back in time: ask her! What did you have to lose? Her saying no? No biggie and the odds might have been in your favor.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 11:12 PM (hzuYO)

Aw, if I could go back in time, I'd go a lot further back than that. She's one of many I hesitated saying something to.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

194 Ward Cleaver got a new Plymouth every year the last four years of LITB. Ford was the sponsor the first few years.
Jim Anderson drove a Mercury for the entire run of Father Knows Best, 1954-60, IIRC.
Posted by: Uncle Billy Drove An Imperial at October 27, 2026 11:09 PM (EdP2u)

Wilbur Post drove a Studebaker Champ pickup to haul Mr. Ed's horse trailer around. His wife drove a Studebaker Lark. And Ed himself once drove an old Divco milk truck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:15 PM (hg8Lt)

195 168 I've only rarely watched MFU. But I can imagine what kind of "big differences" they were. Didn't watch the movie because I know all those based on old shows disappoint me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

David McCallum was a teen heart-throb during MFU's initial run, but after the show's cancellation he was replaced by other teen idols (e.g. Davey Jones, Bobby Sherman, David Cassidy).

Posted by: Joemarine at October 27, 2026 11:15 PM (y171U)

196 For the people asking about the Israel elections no group got a majority in the kinesest. So they have to make a majority coalition. It remains to be seen who gets that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

197 Kent McCord was the dad on FarScape. One of the top five shows of all time

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)

198
Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., led 175 members of the House Democratic Caucus in a letter to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin and Attorney General Todd Blanche, criticizing the probe into Omar's immigration history as a partisan attack and accusing them of trying to sway her bid for another term in Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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lol "trying to sway her bid." Everyone knows she's safe by 50 points and Trump could even add a few more.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 11:16 PM (mmrXZ)

199 Sorry for whatever I did. It's just me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)

200 Image: https://shorturl.at/0rPMr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:14 PM (XeU6L)

In black and white, it looked real.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

201 TRUMP LIED AND FRANCE DIED !!!!!!!!!!!

Or something like that I think or whatever .....

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 27, 2026 11:18 PM (jGtoG)

202 Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., led 175 members of the House Democratic Caucus in a letter to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin and Attorney General Todd Blanche, criticizing the probe into Omar's immigration history as a partisan attack and accusing them of trying to sway her bid for another term in Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That's a 73/27 district. It is to laugh.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:19 PM (YZ0Fo)

203 Sorry for whatever I did. It's just me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)

You haven't done anything wrong.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

204 TRUMP LIED AND FRANCE DIED !!!!!!!!!!!

Or something like that I think or whatever .....
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 27, 2026 11:18 PM (jGtoG)

It wasn't

Trump Farted and my house collapsed!!!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)

205 Howdy Hordelings! Hope you've been whelming yourselves while I was enjoying a concert in our nation's capital.

Posted by: Doof at October 27, 2026 11:20 PM (894PC)

206 In black and white, it looked real.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:17 PM (1Ff7Z)

I expect by then, they would have been using panchromatic movie film. It renders all colors as shades of gray.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:21 PM (hg8Lt)

207 Howdy Hordelings! Hope you've been whelming yourselves while I was enjoying a concert in our nation's capital.
Posted by: Doof at

Did they slappa the bass?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:21 PM (YZ0Fo)

208 I bought a little bag of air today.

The company was kind enough to put in a few potato chips.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)

209 Do you all think that Macron's staff has quietly started considering options to "bug out"?

Or is the unrest not there yet?

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 11:23 PM (Cjcf6)

210 Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., led 175 members of the House Democratic Caucus in a letter to Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin and Attorney General Todd Blanche, criticizing the probe into Omar's immigration history as a partisan attack and accusing them of trying to sway her bid for another term in Congress.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That's a 73/27 district. It is to laugh.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:19 PM (YZ0Fo)

DHS and IRS should do a thorough investigation of Jayapal. She's probably as dirty a hell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:23 PM (hg8Lt)

211 Sorry for whatever I did. It's just me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 27, 2026 11:16 PM (CHHv1)
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He knows what he did.

Posted by: Robert the Cat at October 27, 2026 11:23 PM (RIvkX)

212 DHS and IRS should do a thorough investigation of Jayapal. She's probably as dirty a hell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at

She's from Seattle, of course he is

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:24 PM (YZ0Fo)

213 I've only rarely watched MFU. But I can imagine what kind of "big differences" they were. Didn't watch the movie because I know all those based on old shows disappoint me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026


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This one could have been ruined in so many ways, like that horrible I Spy movie was. A blond (or black!) Solo, a dark Illya, a silly campish plot poking fun at the old material . . . but it wasn't ruined, and it made me happy to see.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:24 PM (wzUl9)

214
I saw U P on a locomotive in that Depeche Mode video.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 27, 2026 11:24 PM (QVmho)

215 Did they slappa the bass?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:21 PM (YZ0Fo)

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Oooh baby. Slappa my jiggly ass.

Posted by: Lorenz Taylor at October 27, 2026 11:25 PM (vBZcw)

216 For 74 and 75 Reed and Malloy drove a four door Matador, as AMC sold a lot of police cars to LAPD. Malloy got an awful looking 2 door Matador as his personal car, a weird Mustardy color. He drove it to Reed's house to show it to him and drive Jim to work. You can tell that Milner was unhappy with the hideous car. His daily driver before this on the show was a good looking 68 Mustang, and of course he had driven cool Corvettes on Route 66.

Posted by: Fugly Transport at October 27, 2026 11:25 PM (EdP2u)

217 DHS and IRS should do a thorough investigation of Jayapal. She's probably as dirty a hell.
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I so agree.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 11:25 PM (Cjcf6)

218 Did they slappa the bass?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:21 PM (YZ0Fo)


Haha! They actually had 2 new videos from those 2 guys. One before the band came out and one at the very end.

Posted by: Doof at October 27, 2026 11:25 PM (894PC)

219 I expect by then, they would have been using panchromatic movie film. It renders all colors as shades of gray.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:21 PM (hg8Lt)

The always reliable internet say Car 54 was filmed using orthochromatic film.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

220 Ward Cleaver got a new Plymouth every year the last four years of LITB. Ford was the sponsor the first few years.
Jim Anderson drove a Mercury for the entire run of Father Knows Best, 1954-60, IIRC.
Posted by: Uncle Billy Drove An Imperial at October 27, 2026 11:09 PM (EdP2u)

Wilbur Post drove a Studebaker Champ pickup to haul Mr. Ed's horse trailer around. His wife drove a Studebaker Lark. And Ed himself once drove an old Divco milk truck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026


***
In its first year, Chevy sponsored U.N.C.L.E., so the cars were all Chevies, including the Impala convertible the leads drove in two or three episodes. After that, all Chrysler products, except for the occasional Mercedes or Renault Dauphine for scenes set in Europe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:26 PM (wzUl9)

221 208 I bought a little bag of air today.

The company was kind enough to put in a few potato chips.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)

Do people who love you know you are on the internet making jokes like this?

Posted by: can we contact someone? at October 27, 2026 11:27 PM (UVDc2)

222 they slappa the bass?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:21 PM (YZ0Fo)

Haha! They actually had 2 new videos from those 2 guys. One before the band came out and one at the very end.
Posted by: Doof at

Noice. I slaps the bass

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:27 PM (YZ0Fo)

223 This one could have been ruined in so many ways, like that horrible I Spy movie was. A blond (or black!) Solo, a dark Illya, a silly campish plot poking fun at the old material . . . but it wasn't ruined, and it made me happy to see.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:24 PM (wzUl9)

I'd watch it if I could find a Blockbuster somewhere. Either that, on YouTube.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

224
Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) was born on this date in 1967

Damn. I'm old. My lawn. Get hence.


More content.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 27, 2026 11:27 PM (QVmho)

225 84 September birthdays...do the math...Christmas and New Years PLUS 9 months...

Yep, that checks out.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 10:26 PM (Sco7b)
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Checks out...but it's depressing and not a little bit annoying.

What we have here is a woman who only allows it once a year. In fact, a lot of women who only allow it once a year. And, before anyone gets upset and says, 'but, it could be the male guarding the gate." Heh...listen to yourself. Do you hear how absurd and silly that sounds?

Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 11:29 PM (dIske)

226 Oooh baby. Slappa my jiggly ass.
Posted by: Lorenz Taylor at October 27, 2026 11:25 PM (vBZcw)

Speaking of old slags... Madison Cornbread was no billed by a grand jury. Lying bit**

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:29 PM (1Ff7Z)

227 The always reliable internet say Car 54 was filmed using orthochromatic film.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

Well, that would certainly render a red car as black.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:29 PM (hg8Lt)

228 Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots) was born on this date in 1967
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His widow had some very *choice* words upon his passing.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 11:29 PM (Cjcf6)

229 If you'd never seen the show and know nothing about it, the movie makes a great Cold War spy thriller. If you are a long-time fan, the similarities outweigh the big differences.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:00 PM (wzUl9)
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With a few tweaks, and Henry Cavill speaking in his own accent, it could have been a post-WWII Tommy Hambledon spy flick.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026


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Very good point. Tommy was a true ancestor to Solo and Bond, yet with a sense of humor that the latter rarely had (in the novels, now, not the movies).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:30 PM (wzUl9)

230 I didn't know that Coney Island was in Michigan.

Also, salmon sandwich? Like all mashed up?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2026 11:30 PM (nEUC6)

231 I'd watch it if I could find a Blockbuster somewhere. Either that, on YouTube.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026


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Can your library order it? That's where I got this DVD.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:30 PM (wzUl9)

232 221 208 I bought a little bag of air today.

The company was kind enough to put in a few potato chips.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:22 PM (qx7Zg)

Do people who love you know you are on the internet making jokes like this?
Posted by: can we contact someone? at October 27, 2026 11:27 PM (UVDc2)

Oh, I share them with family too. They know.

Perhaps I should find the one about the sick chemist....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:31 PM (qx7Zg)

233 Coney Island is in nyc. But Detroit perfecting the coney dog

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

234 Also, salmon sandwich? Like all mashed up?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 27, 2026 11:30 PM (nEUC6)

Nah. They slit a baguette lengthwise, and put a whole fish in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:31 PM (hg8Lt)

235 Time I headed off to the pillow land, all. 'Til tomorrow!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:32 PM (wzUl9)

236 Back when RTÉ.66 was still a thing, California was actually a destination. These days, people are leaving in droves.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 11:06 PM (/zOzV)

And none of them want to go to Chicago.

Posted by: GWB at October 27, 2026 11:33 PM (kU0PQ)

237 “What do you do with a sick chemist?”

“If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.”

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:33 PM (qx7Zg)

238 I bought a little bag of air today.
The company was kind enough to put in a few potato chips.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I bought a "Party Size" bag of chips and the cashier held it up, squinted at the bag & said "Party size? What, party of two?!" shook his head and continued scanning groceries.

Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 11:33 PM (rdVOm)

239 Can your library order it? That's where I got this DVD.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:30 PM (wzUl9)

Maybe. They have a large selection of recent movies, though. Might be too old. Lemme look.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

240 I bought a "Party Size" bag of chips and the cashier held it up, squinted at the bag & said "Party size? What, party of two?!" shook his head and continued scanning groceries.

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I love a cashier with attitude.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 11:37 PM (vBZcw)

241 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 11:30 PM (wzUl9)

Nope. I'd have to order it from Central Distribution. But... kid owes late fee, so....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

242 Well, I did some more assembly work on the little Honda generator, and it runs fine! Could not get the ignition module to run on the 12-volt battery-charging output of the generator; maybe the circuit breaker is kaput. But an angle grinder plugged into the 120 volt outlet ran fine. I shut off the fuel valve, and let it run its little carburetor dry. The mended fuel tank does not leak. And I took the muffler off, and checked the spark arrestor. Perfect, it was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 11:37 PM (hg8Lt)

243 I bought a "Party Size" bag of chips and the cashier held it up, squinted at the bag & said "Party size? What, party of two?!"
Posted by: JQ


Aren't those the best parties?

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)

244 I love a cashier with attitude.
Posted by: Cicero

Me too. His name is Ken. Always friendly & witty. Alas, he retired a couple of years ago. Staff held a public farewell party for him & encouraged customers to stop by to see him off... Great guy.

Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 11:40 PM (rdVOm)

245 Aren't those the best parties?
Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 11:39 PM (VHUov)

Wolf makes a move on a sweet young thing:

Would you like to come to my party? All the best people will be there.

Who?

Oh, just you and me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

246 too. His name is Ken. Always friendly & witty. Alas, he retired a couple of years ago. Staff held a public farewell party for him & encouraged customers to stop by to see him off... Great guy.

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Awwwww...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 27, 2026 11:41 PM (vBZcw)

247 Could not get the ignition module to run on the 12-volt battery-charging output of the generator;
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Perhaps the battery charging output is not constant DC?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:41 PM (XeU6L)

248 >>Aren't those the best parties?

LOL!

Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 11:41 PM (rdVOm)

249
196 For the people asking about the Israel elections no group got a majority in the kinesest. So they have to make a majority coalition. It remains to be seen who gets that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

Bibi is the reigning ground champion of coalition building. That’s why lots of Israelis are pissed at him but he stays in power.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 11:43 PM (xOuxV)

250 Bibi is the reigning ground champion of coalition building. That’s why lots of Israelis are pissed at him but he stays in power.
Posted by: Tom Servo at

Yup. But we will see

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

251 I also get irritated at the bag of air Baked Lays.

Who do they think they are fooling?

Duh. "This bag is full to the top with air chips!"

They know we'll buy them anyway at times.

Speaking of times, I saw that guy Bongingo (sp?no care!) in the UK DM says to "stock up." Like the UK govt told their people yesterday: beans and diapers...which make sense. If you are in a nuke war and eat a lot of canned beans you are going to need diapers.

We lived 30yrs in FL and are always sort of stocked up. Then le covide and more. We do need bottled water and, by golly, we will have TP.

I think there will be some boom booms after the midterms, no matter who wins in Iran. However, I don't see that as the reason. I am confused and it's probably due to lack of sleep for over a month.

I don't know who UK is prepping for as they've already been invaded with Europe by barbarians and this is nothing new. Maybe martial law?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 11:50 PM (hzuYO)

252 I don't know who UK is prepping for as they've already been invaded with Europe by barbarians and this is nothing new. Maybe martial law?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 11:50 PM (hzuYO)

Yep, the government is fed up with the people and are determined to replace them with a new one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:53 PM (1Ff7Z)

253
I don't know who UK is prepping for

The return of Benny Hill !

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 11:54 PM (Cqx++)

254 The return of Benny Hill !
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 11:54 PM (Cqx++)

Hill's Angels are haram!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 27, 2026 11:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

255 196 For the people asking about the Israel elections no group got a majority in the kinesest. So they have to make a majority coalition. It remains to be seen who gets that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 27, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Without either existing coalition attaining a majority, the outcome will be a hung Knesset and new elections. It will take multiple elections with this same outcome before the parties are willing to break free from their current coalitions and forge a majority center-right coalition.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 27, 2026 11:55 PM (fSXJB)

256 The goyim shall never be free of our banana tax!

Posted by: Netanyahu Ascendent! at October 27, 2026 11:56 PM (RZ9Rt)

257
I don't know who UK is prepping for as they've already been invaded with Europe by barbarians and this is nothing new. Maybe martial law?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 11:50 PM (hzuYO)

___________

The godless Bolshevik hordes. Just like the Nordic countries. The Russian war machine, meticulously organized, superbly equipped and manned by soldiers with the light of battle in their eyes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 11:59 PM (eRlcH)

258 The UK is preparing for a meme war with the US.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 27, 2026 11:59 PM (qx7Zg)

259 Posted by: Netanyahu Ascendent! at October 27, 2026 11:56 PM (RZ9Rt)

I got a banana for you

Posted by: Fick Nuentes at October 28, 2026 12:01 AM (88C+u)

260 The UK is preparing for a meme war with the US.

Their only defense is to turn off the Internet. When they do, people will have to use physical money, and a lot of people won't have any.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 12:01 AM (qx7Zg)

261 "This has been hitting my X feed a lot recently. I don't think this is from an actual episode of The Flintstones. Or is it??"
Yes, that was from an episode. I knew the line just from seeing the picture. I wouldn't say I'm proud of that, but I do remember it.

Posted by: Chemist at October 28, 2026 12:05 AM (y3OHo)

262 Back when RTÉ.66 was still a thing, California was actually a destination. These days, people are leaving in droves.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 27, 2026 11:06 PM (/zOzV)


Route 66 goes both ways.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:07 AM (X5qGl)

263 Perhaps the battery charging output is not constant DC?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 27, 2026 11:41 PM (XeU6L)

Well, it's single-phase AC through a bridge rectifier. But I just realized why it didn't work. The 12 volt output floats; not grounded. Ignition module is grounded. I only connected the (+) wire. Doh! I will re-check it tomorrow. Now I don't know if the 12 volt output will deliver enough juice at cranking speed to fire the ignition. Somehow, I doubt it. But if it will run itself, once started, then I can get away with maybe 8 double-A cells in holders, to provide a couple of amps at 12 volts for the few seconds it takes to crank it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 12:08 AM (hg8Lt)

264 But if it will run itself, once started, then I can get away with maybe 8 double-A cells in holders, to provide a couple of amps at 12 volts for the few seconds it takes to crank it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Or a lawn mower battery?

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:11 AM (rdVOm)

265 Route 66 goes both ways.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:07 AM (X5qGl)

No! NO! It's straight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2026 12:12 AM (1Ff7Z)

266 The air is put in the bag to protect the chips. You buy the chips based on weight and due to Archimedes’s principle the air inside weighs nothing (if weighed in air). If you had bought a bag absolutely stuffed with chips and very little air, you would find it’s all crumbs before you got it home.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:13 AM (6VD39)

267
Whatever the UK is scared off, it's the fault of the US. We're like the Husband of the World.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 12:13 AM (eRlcH)

268 >>The air is put in the bag to protect the chips.

Have you ever bought a bag of chips at Costco? Big bags. Huge. More than half air. So much air, that the chips rattle around and break *anyway*!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:16 AM (rdVOm)

269 Have you ever bought a bag of chips at Costco? Big bags. Huge. More than half air. So much air, that the chips rattle around and break *anyway*!
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:16 AM (rdVOm)


This could have been socked as "Zombie Andy Rooney" you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2026 12:21 AM (rbvCR)

270 This could have been socked as "Zombie Andy Rooney" you know.
Posted by: Kindltot

Damn. A missed opportunity! LOL, you're so right.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:22 AM (rdVOm)

271 Whatever the UK is scared off, it's the fault of the US. We're like the Husband of the World.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2026 12:13 AM (eRlcH)


We filed for divorce in 1776 and finally resolved it by 1783. The ex-wife tried to change the terms of the divorce in 1812-1815, but despite her best efforts achieved nothing. Since then we’ve helped her out in her conflicts with her neighbors, twice, but got no lasting gratitude. She’s been a whiny so and so for the longest time since then, but she’s not our responsibility anymore, especially since she’s taken up with these third world low lifes she keeps inviting into her home. I hear they’re abusing her children, but she doesn’t seem to care. At least they’re not our children.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:25 AM (6VD39)

272 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:25 AM

Comment of the week!!!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)

273 If you don’t like Costco chips the way they are sold, don’t buy them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:27 AM (6VD39)

274 >>If you don’t like Costco chips the way they are sold, don’t buy them.

I don't. And, I don't.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:28 AM (rdVOm)

275 I am too curmudgeonly for your praise.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:29 AM (6VD39)

276 >>I don't. And, I don't.

(Not after that one time) They also seemed rather stale. Probably because of too much air in the bag.

Don't have that problem with smaller bags, that have only *just enough air to keep the chips whole*

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:31 AM (rdVOm)

277 I am too curmudgeonly for your praise.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Not true, IMO. You stated it perfectly at 271.

*applause*

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)

278
I'm getting all hot an bothered about ED 138, the new potential dwarf planet just discovered by Vera Rubin. Well, they've been tracking it since March, but just announced it today. It's about 46 au distance now, and they've got a half-assed orbit for it, but high error bars.

When they get around to it, which may take a while, they'll turn Hubble and JWST on it, and will get the orbit pinned down. And, it will most likely have a moon(let), which Hubble can easily see, and that will determine the mass.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

279 The seattle dog is a hot dog, its delicious. No jalapeños for me though.

Posted by: Funsize at October 28, 2026 12:34 AM (3j87q)

280 Well, shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 12:34 AM (5WPt1)

281 Hey, tcn. What's up?

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

282 I'm nothing and no one. Carry on.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2026 12:38 AM (CHHv1)

283 ...campaigning for the jihadi candidate for Senate in Michigan Abdul El-Sayed,
Obama: He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a cheesecake factory. Just gold everywhere.
---

...What did you order at the Cheesecake Factory?
Bessent: Bessent: I have what I always had, the French dip cheeseburger. Reporter: Excellent. And so recent news, we’ve got former President Obama comparing White House decorations or construction to the Cheesecake Factory,...Any reaction to that?

Bessent: Well, two things. This is the man who built the museum who looks like Darth Bader’s tomb. And I would just tell the… I had a great meal, always have a great meal, and I would tell the Martha’s Vineyard’s set to give it a try
_Geller Report

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 12:41 AM (+UcOf)

284
They've already go a pretty good idea of the orbit. They found "precovery" data going back to 2016. They may not even need Hubble and JWST much for that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

285 281 Hey, tcn. What's up?
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

World Series malarkey. And no, he was not OUT at 2nd base, no matter how many times they review that.

I'm heartily sick of replay nonsense. Bring back the almighty umpire, but make sure he knows his shit, instead of these posers they pass off as plate umpires these days.

I think I know where the damned strike zone is. Why don't they?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 12:44 AM (5WPt1)

286 If you can get them in your area: Calidad Tortilla Chips, made with corn, sea salt and cheap oil; total ingredients.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 12:45 AM (+UcOf)

287 {{{BeckoningChasm}}}

You got us! (uh... well... we're not *nothing* or *no one* anyway...)

Sorry you're feeling down.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)

288 Back when RTÉ.66 was still a thing, California was actually a destination. These days, people are leaving in droves.
Posted by: tankdemon
-----
California was amazing in the 50s, 60, and into the 70s. It started turning to shit in the late 70s, which is why I bailed in 82. Moved to Portland p, which was great to about 2008 or so, and really turned to shit by 2018. I stuck around even after I "retired" (another story) for family and I loved the great music scene which almost made up for the politics, but covid finished that off.
I'm a Jonah. 😎 Hope it doesn't follow me to AZ.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2026 12:46 AM (qhNz+)

289 I'm heartily sick of replay nonsense. Bring back the almighty umpire, but make sure he knows his shit, instead of these posers they pass off as plate umpires these days.

I think I know where the damned strike zone is. Why don't they?
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 12:44 AM (5WPt1)

You can think, see, and remember the rules. Is that listed in the MLB job requirements?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 28, 2026 12:47 AM (qx7Zg)

290 Tcn-- ah. I don't follow sports, so cannot formulate any opinion there.

But I believe televised crap is, well, you know...

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)

291 For anyone that cares, sportsball had free TV for three innings, TB came fr, some slight scrubbing, behind to win 4-3.

That Omqr xxxx needs to be put out in Somalia broke and destitute with no congressional perks of any kind.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 28, 2026 12:48 AM (Q/FnY)

292 At least they’re not our children.

George Washington, George Washington…
…
but not the British children…

IYKYK.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:49 AM (6VD39)

293 I'm a Jonah. 😎 Hope it doesn't follow me to AZ.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2026 12:46 AM (qhNz+)


Seems they’ve already californicated your elections, or was that home grown?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 28, 2026 12:51 AM (6VD39)

294 1lhan needs to learn, firsthand, about *asset forfeiture* before she's stripped of: citizenship, employment, pension, and residence.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)

295 Do they have cottonmouth's in AZ?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 12:58 AM (+UcOf)

296 residency

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)

297 But I believe televised crap is, well, you know...
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)

I do believe that, had DH not had his knee replaced last week, we would be at Tropicana watching the Brewers win the World Series. It doesn't happen all that often, like, ever. As it is, things get tense during the last innings.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 01:04 AM (5WPt1)

298 In Iowa, a loose meat sandwich would have been known as a Maid Rite. That chain went from about 400 restaurants to 60-80. The sandwich was invented in Muscatine. All per wiki.

Posted by: Trivial History at October 28, 2026 01:05 AM (hV6Hr)

299 Many people under 29 would absolutely not believe the way the world was in the 70s and back. There were ashtrays everywhere. It was odd if an adult DIDNT smoke. You could smoke on planes. On buses. In stores. At work. Luxury cars you could tell because they had ashtrays and sometimes even lighters at four seating positions. Yes kids, that round thing you plug stuff into was once where the cigarette lighter went. And most of us lived.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 28, 2026 01:06 AM (k8IBH)

300
1lhan needs to learn, firsthand, about *asset forfeiture* before she's stripped of: citizenship, employment, pension, and residence.
Posted by: JQ

===============

Sadly, I think most of her loot is overseas, out of the reach of Uncle Sam. But take her Toyota Camry anyway!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 01:07 AM (mmrXZ)

301 Sweet dreams Horde. like tcn, I am disappointed in the results of the ball game.

Posted by: The Strangeloves at October 28, 2026 01:10 AM (ibDUx)

302 1lhan needs to learn, firsthand, about *asset forfeiture* before she's stripped of: citizenship, employment, pension, and residence.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)


And right before being ejected from a Pinochet flight and hitting the shit strewn land of somolia like plummeting space debris.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 01:10 AM (vzuC7)

303 Many people under 29 would absolutely not believe the way the world was in the 70s and back. There were ashtrays everywhere. It was odd if an adult DIDNT smoke. You could smoke on planes. On buses. In stores. At work. Luxury cars you could tell because they had ashtrays and sometimes even lighters at four seating positions. Yes kids, that round thing you plug stuff into was once where the cigarette lighter went. And most of us lived.

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 28, 2026 01:06 AM (k8IBH)

yeah, when you had a cigarette lighter in all 4 ashtrays you were living large.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 01:11 AM (vzuC7)

304
I just got to reading about the next leap in atomic clock tech -- the optical atomic clock. This will use visible light frequencies rather than microwave frequencies. This will get the precision to 1/10^18 to 1/10^19.

At this level, the clocks will not also see changes in tick rate due to the sun and Moon tidal field and the earth's orbital variations, but to tiny shifts in the local mass.

Get a heavy rain and the ground gets saturated with water? The additional mass will slow the clocks. High pressure system moves in? The additional mass will show up in tick rate. Magma moving around underneath? They will see it.

This is going to open up whole new avenues of geodesy, using just clocks. Time itself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 01:12 AM (w6EFb)

305
And almost seriously, almost, if Stacey Abrams gets to close, it will slow the clocks a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)

306 And almost seriously, almost, if Stacey Abrams gets to close, it will slow the clocks a bit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 01:13 AM (w6EFb)

Not surprised. The mass of her ass can bend light.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 01:18 AM (vzuC7)

307 Not surprised. The mass of her ass can bend light.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 28, 2026 01:18 AM (vzuC7)

It sure as hell isn't the weight of her intellect.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 28, 2026 01:20 AM (5WPt1)

308 yeah, when you had a cigarette lighter in all 4 ashtrays you were living large.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Oh, yeah...

*remembering Dad's Mercury Grand Marquis*

Freaking land-yacht!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)

309 Cheesesteak, ain't that the truth

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 01:25 AM (Ia/+0)

310 Seems they’ve already californicated your elections, or was that home grown?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
----
That was dog-in-the-manger GOPe in Maricopa County (Phoenix).The D's pulled their usual crap and the old guard Rs let them get away with it. Mucho TDS there. The Maricopa vote has a huge effect on statewide offices because of the outsized population there. The entire state has about 7.5 million people, but over 5 million are in the Phoenix metro area.
A lot of the GOPe has been forced out, but not all. We'll see in 7 days.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2026 01:25 AM (qhNz+)

311 Do they have cottonmouth's in AZ?
Posted by: Braenyard
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No, but Coral Snakes and 13 varieties of rattlers.

Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2026 01:28 AM (qhNz+)

312
They're almost of the verge of something profound with these new time precision. At that 10^-18/19 level optical atomic clocks across the globe can act as low frequency gravitational wave detectors. This has profound cosmological purpose. While with light, you can only look back so far, absolute limit somewhere under 400K year limit of cosmic time.

The gravitational wave background, roughly analgous to the CMB, can go back to the very beginning.

They've already confirmed this "gravitional wave hum" exists, it's just getting all the different signals separated out that is the problem. These clocks will be able to do some of that. This should be able to see an "inflation" signal. And the nature of the waves will shed light on how that worked.

I expect we're going to see some amazing cosmological discoveries made.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 01:32 AM (w6EFb)

313 (cough) stupid head cold

Evenin'

RUSH!!

RIP Donnie Iris! The Pride of Ellwood City! He was born in my hometown! (New Castle, PA).

I'm popping cough drops, taking over the counter drugs (that I need to replenish later today), and taking the head cold treatment of my people: canned chicken soup, grilled cheese sandwich, ginger ale. I'll be fine. (cough) if anybody gets sick, don't blame me. Science has proven whether cold cooties can go over the interwebs.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 28, 2026 01:34 AM (sAmhv)

314 Sorry you're under the weather, Puddleglum.

If there's a Red Bento near you, I highly recommend their "heart attack" sushi roll. Enough jalapeño and wasabi the clear your sinuses for at least a couple days!

That, or eat a spoonful of chinese hot mustard straight from the jar or tube.

WOOHOOOO!

Get well soon.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 01:39 AM (rdVOm)

315 No, but Coral Snakes and 13 varieties of rattlers.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2026 01:28 AM (qhNz+)

Speak of snakes, and who should appear, but the Paki fag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:39 AM (hg8Lt)

316 316 No, but Coral Snakes and 13 varieties of rattlers.
Posted by: buddhaha at October 28, 2026 01:28 AM (qhNz+)

Speak of snakes, and who should appear, but the Paki fag.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 01:39 AM (hg8Lt)

wut

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 01:47 AM (odBC9)

317 Why can't the commies, freaks and fairies just f*ck off to some commune and leave the rest of us alone?

(rhetorical question)

So tired of being told what to think, how to live, who to believe... by people who are so obviously f*cked up that they can't even handle their own lives. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)

318 wut
Posted by: m

see 311 if it's still there

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)

319 DHS General Counsel James Percival did a great job in pushing back against that idiot 60 Minutes interviewer who was desperately trying to get a quote she could use in ab immigrant sob story.

She failed. So the TV editors will do the dirty work.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 01:52 AM (PKL0q)

320 319 wut
Posted by: m

see 311 if it's still there
Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)

Thanks, JQ! I couldn't figure out how buddhaha ended up suddenly becoming a target, and being called a "Paki fag."

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 01:54 AM (odBC9)

321 LOL, m. Gets kinda weird at this hour, huh?

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 01:57 AM (rdVOm)

322 Thanks, JQ! I couldn't figure out how buddhaha ended up suddenly becoming a target, and being called a "Paki fag."
Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 01:54 AM (odBC9)

buddhaha is good people! the Cope troll is the Paki fag. Fag, because all trolls are fags. It's canon here. And Paki, because he shows up when it's morning in Pakistan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 02:03 AM (hg8Lt)

323 6 days till we cleanse the rethug vermin out. Dump's doj gives Nevada's rethugliKKKan gov. list of over 15,000 non citizen voters doj says are mostly illegal aliens. Rethug gov tells dump yes master I will have state election department remove them from voter rolls! Rethug gov. then refuses to release voter audit of them until forced by court. All 15,000+ were U.S. citizens! Looks like dump will have to declare martial law to stop rethugs being voted out!

Posted by: raimondo at October 28, 2026 02:03 AM (kPz9O)

324 Hahahaha, speaking of fagz...

Rainman takes a break from his glory hole...

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:05 AM (rdVOm)

325 The world seemed smaller back in the 60's and 70's.
And I traveled a lot back in those days.
I guess with so much going on all the time these days the world just seems to big to keep up with.

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 02:06 AM (Dd7BU)

326
I've actuall got pretty good at completely ignoring the troll droppings. Sort of like I do with ads. Just train my brain to ignore them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 02:08 AM (w6EFb)

327 Well, past midnight here, time for me to sack out. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2026 02:08 AM (hg8Lt)

328 Night, AOP. Nice work on the generator!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:12 AM (rdVOm)

329 You're right, publius. Better to ignore, but its

Just
So
Tempting

To ridicule..

Should resist the urge, but I'm so weak in that regard!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:20 AM (rdVOm)

330 No hot dog???

*******

Um, Doof? A Coney Dog (Michigan) and a Seattle Dog (Washington State) are both hot dogs. Never heard of the Rhode Island "Hot Weiner" but it's some sort of hot dog as well with an unfortunate name.

On the rest of the states, I would just want to say that a "tofu wrap" (Oregon, of course) sounds like an abomination.

Also, I am surprised that hot dog is not the choice in Illinois as I have had many a "Chicago dog" "dragged through the garden" in the Windy City. Also I looked up Illinois sandwiches and another choice is the "Horseshoe Sandwich." Per Wiki: "The horseshoe is an open-faced sandwich originating in Springfield, Illinois, United States. It consists of thick-sliced toasted bread (often Texas toast), a hamburger patty or other choice of meat, French fries, and cheese sauce." Sounds downright unhealthy, in a tasty damn-I-want-to eat-that way

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 28, 2026 02:25 AM (/aZwr)

331 Thanks for the link (long time ago) to WonderMap, publius!

It's amazing, how many locals are transmitting temp data.

Couple of degrees warmer now than at sunset. But it'll get chillier soon enough.

Rain again, here. Probably for the rest of this week. We need it, though.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:25 AM (rdVOm)

332 I've never heard of a "baked potato sandwich"-- sounds gross.

The *map* was cobbled together by idiots, no doubt.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:27 AM (rdVOm)

333 Route 66 runs about 15 miles north. Some businesses still make a go of it, and I do patronize them. Ice cream and restaurants. But other sections of the road are just sad.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 02:30 AM (PKL0q)

334 If there's any signature dish around here, it's "bite-size steak" served with any number of different potato side dishes, plus other veggie.

Every hole-in-the-wall restaurant or lounge, has their own version of it. Never had a bad one!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

335
Their whole purpose is to disrupt and just well, shit all over us here, smearing turd streaks all over the walls. I think any response they get just fuels that.

But yet, it's fun to shit back on them sometimes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 02:32 AM (w6EFb)

336 Oh and driving rote 66 is definitely on my bucket list. Have driven a LOT of Route 100 in Vermont. Very nice! I also recommend the Kancamagus Highway in NH. Route 9W or 9E going up/down the Hudson River in NY, Route 32 for a drive along the Delaware, the Great Smoky Mountains Parkway (Tenn.) and, in my home state of Texas, I live for the drive from Vanderpool to Leakey on Ranch to Market Road 337 (RM 337). Absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 28, 2026 02:34 AM (/aZwr)

337 JQ,

You might look into getting one of those PWS stations yourself. If you're into this, it can be quite fascinating to see all the data and how things behave, seeing the patterns and what they tell you is happening or about to happen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 02:34 AM (w6EFb)

338 All we can do is vote and forget about it. Lucky I live in a conservative state. I'm not worried how our elections will turn out. But I do worry about other states. Just have to see how it goes. Maybe things will be alright.

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 02:35 AM (Dd7BU)

339 Publius-- there are a couple of (household) transmitters near me. I cannot justify the expense right now, of buying one of my own. Maybe in the future.

It's really cool, though.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

340 "Bite size, half & half" means: a basket of bite size steak, with half fries and half onion rings on the side. YUM!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:40 AM (rdVOm)

341
I can understand that, indeed. Well, just enjoy looking at the nearby stations. I know a lot of people just don't bother to properly set their barometers for relative/altimeter and all that. Still, the changes tell you a lot, but it annoys me they get all mixed up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 02:42 AM (w6EFb)

342

Here in blue Illinois, we have a lefty governor and mayors. Sad!
A lot of conservatives out here in the countryside. And the voting has been trending less Democrat recently

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 28, 2026 02:46 AM (PKL0q)

343 I know a lot of people just don't bother to properly set their barometers for relative/altimeter and all that. Still, the changes tell you a lot, but it annoys me they get all mixed up.
Posted by: publius

LOL. I look at the ones closest to me, and then calculate the averages. Imperfect, but close enough!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

344 @337 My purpose is to educate ignorant trumpster morons. Like today: New epstein file release dump & epstein raped a miss switzerland. released now in fear of what democrats would release about dump's rape of her.

Posted by: raimondo at October 28, 2026 02:49 AM (kPz9O)

345 I have 2 outdoor transmitters. North side of house consistently runs 4* lower than south side during daytime. Both are protected but not enclosed.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

346 My transmitters are only for temperature. Adding humidity measurement, double the price.. no can do.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)

347
Here's a simple online table for pressure correction to sea level (assuming standard atmosphere). This is all they need to do. Get your elevation, find the offset:

https://t.ly/uZStY

For me, I used the barometric equation directly to get an offset of 0.88" Hg. And that's been dead-on with the airports nearby.

Now, when you've got some dynamic weather going on, you'll get horizontal differences, but in calm fair weather, it will be dead-on the same.

You'll not some people don't bother at all, they just leave it at absolute pressure. Others will do some half-assed attempt and make it even worse.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 02:58 AM (w6EFb)

348
The NWS has some guidelines about thermometer setups. The idea is you want the air temperature, and don't want the effects of sunlight hitting the sensor. So you need shielding from sunlight, but yet you want airflow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 03:00 AM (w6EFb)

349 My elevation is fairly low, so not too concerned about the deviation. But thanks for the link, publius. Bookmarked!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 03:03 AM (rdVOm)

350
It varies a good bit, a rough linear approximation is 0.1" Hg per 100'.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 03:05 AM (w6EFb)

351 Neither of my sensors are in direct sunlight. It's just that the south side is so much more exposed that radiant heat from earth and structures is more pronounced. I should move the south sensor outward but would need to construct a sun shield for it.

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 03:06 AM (rdVOm)

352 Aww... Rough n tough outdoor Cat came in for a snooze, and curled up next to hubby's coat (that I'd brought home to wash & flung over the recliner.) I think he misses his buddy!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 03:12 AM (rdVOm)

353 Good night, horde. Thanks for the fun chat!

Posted by: JQ at October 28, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm)

354 I didn't want to get up

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 03:50 AM (Ia/+0)

355 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 04:00 AM (odBC9)

356 326 The world seemed smaller back in the 60's and 70's.
And I traveled a lot back in those days.
I guess with so much going on all the time these days the world just seems to big to keep up with.
Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 02:06 AM (Dd7BU)

Yep.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2026 04:26 AM (odBC9)

357 OMG Doof, Section 111, Geddy's voice is sure getting old.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 28, 2026 06:21 AM (s1NDj)

358 32 Connecticut is lobster roll? Who makes these lists?

Actually, the Lobster Roll was invented in Milford, Connecticut at a restaurant called Perry's.

Posted by: USMCMGB at October 28, 2026 06:44 AM (VRxcs)

Science Fiction Double Feature Cafe

perspectivestatue.jpg

A very prickly porcupine would like to be heard now.

A horse opted out of the rat race.

Great Danes do not know their own size. Which is good, because if they knew their own size, they would eat us.

Eagle lands a big fish. Or rather, he "skies" the fish.

Some quality sea otter content.

Sea wolves are not just a cool nickname for pirates.

A truck driver decides to save a life.

This is a sad video about a grieving orca who carried her dead calf for 17 days and for over 1,600 miles.

The main theme to The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, live in concert.

Cat: I will remain still as a I prepare to pounce
Puppy: I will go make some new friends

A pair of memes about Tesla's new flying car and its special abilities.








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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

2 1

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 07:21 PM (AKptf)

3 skip, you look centered, like the Buddha up there

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 07:22 PM (AKptf)

4 I denounce the centrist positions of this blog!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at October 27, 2026 07:22 PM (8O0IQ)

5 Never seen a porcupine in the wild, and they are in eastern US

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

6 So, who early voted ???

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 07:24 PM (AKptf)

7 Giant Buddha is just trying to prevent another 9/11.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 27, 2026 07:25 PM (Jc4hv)

8 Where is this Buddha ? Hawaii ? Japan ??

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 07:26 PM (AKptf)

9 That looks like AI. Would not hang.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

10 Science Fiction Double Feature Cafe

Seems like a reference to some movie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

11 🐧

Posted by: at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

12 Some comments, like this one, are just better centered.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

13 I feel like a centrist. How do I move this thing to the right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:30 PM (ZOv7s)

14 11 🐧
Posted by: at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM


This does not count as official mephitic content, and therefore, we are at 40% for the week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

15 Tree
TreeTree
TreeTreeTree
TreeTreeTreeTree
Tree

Posted by: Boswell at October 27, 2026 07:31 PM (j10i6)

16 "Ecstasy of Gold" > "Main Title of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (ZOv7s)

17 Some quality sea otter content.

I could hear nurse squee from here. 😄

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (s3AOQ)

18 10,000
copies of
the naked
lunch

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (hxMfc)

19 4 >>>2 Damn, fixed already.

sometimes I check.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 06:24 PM (1wjle)
****

And sometimes he don't.

Posted by: clarence at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (LOuD5)

20 10 Science Fiction Double Feature Cafe

Seems like a reference to some movie.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

Good cover by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes:
https://youtu.be/oIFq2zZeAgw

Posted by: Willy Brown at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (9ZFZd)

21 they could be sisters, Aetus. They could be twins

https://tinyurl.com/maegenhall

https://tinyurl.com/sarapwwest

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (rbvCR)

22 Faux News is wishcasting rock hard against Bibi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (RIvkX)

23 "Ecstasy of Gold" > "Main Title of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM


"Ecstasy of Gold" > "Agony of Da Feet"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

24 live in concert, wow, so cool!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:33 PM (VyBeY)

25 SQUEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 07:33 PM (v2tTy)

26 RIP Chekov

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (88C+u)

27 Faux News is wishcasting rock hard against Bibi.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM (RIvkX)
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El-Sayed has an ad out with a couple in a grocery store that can't buy bananas or eggs because all the money went to Israel. Damn Joos took away our bananas!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (ZOv7s)

28 Never seen a porcupine in the wild, and they are in eastern US
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)


I almost fell over one in the dark when I was camping in Southern Oregon. It moved before I tripped so instead I just about jumped out of my skin.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

29
The American Chemical Society announced their 2027 awards. 52 were granted: 50 went to academics and 2 went to industrial chemists, who make up some 60% of the ACS membership. At the same time, diversity n' inclusion is rilly important.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (eRlcH)

30 It's comforting that some things never change.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (viF8m)

31 Here I am, stuck in the center with you...

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (aJQbY)

32 26 RIP Chekov
Posted by: 88C+u


Didn't he write "The Cherry Orchard"?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 27, 2026 07:35 PM (+YuYu)

33 "Ecstasy of Gold" > "Agony of Da Feet"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)
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That was the "Wide World of Sports" intro. The thrill of victory (which varied) and the agony of defeat (some Slav who slid off a ski jump).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

34 Can You Guess the Political Leanings of the 5% of US Counties Where 71% of the Murders Take Place?

Disband the county. Give it to each town that makes up the county. Start over and end two-thirds of all murders.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 07:36 PM (/+uur)

35 Good cover by Me First and the Gimme Gimmes:
https://youtu.be/oIFq2zZeAgw
Posted by: Willy Brown at October 27, 2026 07:32 PM


* thumbs up *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

36 26 RIP Chekov
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (88C+u)
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That's "Alfred Bester" to people of a certain age. Marvelous role. He was a great villain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:36 PM (ZOv7s)

37 I'm watching a spooky marathon of the Three Stooges on YouTube. Nothing else seems to draw my attention.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 27, 2026 07:37 PM (l26NL)

38 The American Chemical Society announced their 2027 awards. 52 were granted: 50 went to academics and 2 went to industrial chemists, who make up some 60% of the ACS membership. At the same time, diversity n' inclusion is rilly important.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM


What are you doing to ameliorate this? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1)

39 @TheBabylonBee

Newsom Touts California As The Only State Where You Can See A Homeless Man Defecating On A Beach And On A Mountain In The Same Day

Shit in 1 hand
and
Wish in the other

Which one fills up first?

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 07:38 PM (/+uur)

40
Can You Guess the Political Leanings of the 5% of US Counties Where 71% of the Murders Take Place?

__________

Including parishes?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:38 PM (eRlcH)

41
The Three Stooges deserve more attention than they receive in these troubled times.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)

42 The Jews are raising prices on bananas
The Jews are raising prices on eggs

Yes we have no bananas
We have no bananas you can afford

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 07:39 PM (/+uur)

43 I almost fell over one in the dark when I was camping in Southern Oregon. It moved before I tripped so instead I just about jumped out of my skin.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)
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They're kind of cute, and just go about their business.

My big fear is the skunks in the neighborhood. I was taking a walk and absently rolled past what I took for a black squirrel and then realized my mistake as it turned and took a couple of skips to open up the distance.

The deer around here are so tame that a doe on the bike path tried to stare me down rather than run. Weird.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

44 The Star Trek thingy was pretty funny. It centers on Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:40 PM (TN0g+)

45
🐧
💩

Posted by: at October 27, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

46 Science Fiction?

Wish it was but the imbeciles running the World Science Fiction Convention which has turned into a Soviet Peoples Court is busily trying to erase all the white male patriarchy that made science fiction great.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

47
What are you doing to ameliorate this? If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1)

___________

Been a member for 48 years and industrial chemists have always been told to sit at the little kids table.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:41 PM (eRlcH)

48 I took my old cat to the vet. The vet says she isn't 17 years old, she is only 16-1/2 from her records.
Poor kitty is mostly blind, and has no teeth. Vet says otherwise she is pretty healthy.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:41 PM (rbvCR)

49

So, who early voted ???
Posted by: runner


I voted three weeks ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

50 Including parishes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:38 PM (eRlcH)

You could bomb Orleans Parish and Caddo Parish and end murder poverty and bad drivers in Louisiana overnight.

PS I was born in Natchitoches Parish and was just visiting relatives in Bossier Parish.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur)

51 I haven't voted yet. Or at least I didn't do it.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

52 I voted three weeks ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

I voted in 2024

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 07:43 PM (/+uur)

53 gotta love Great Danes, amirite?! LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:43 PM (VyBeY)

54 Relatively productive day, job-search-wise. Interview seemed to go okay, we'll see if I make it to the next round. Couple screening calls for other positions. Tomorrow I teach again. Haven't heard back from the one I made the road trip for - should hear by the end of the week. I'll post this again on the ONT for the night crew. For now, time for supper and packing my lunch.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:43 PM (aJQbY)

55 AHLloyd, apparently saying "shoo!" and making pushing motions just pisses them off. Give them space, walk away, or at worse, throw apples at them.

I ran across a mama skunk and 3 or 4 kits while hiking in the woods on a shortcut too. I decided to walk the loooong way around that day

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:43 PM (rbvCR)

56 Katrina tried to flood Orleans Parish..

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:43 PM (2GVsD)

57 Awwww Kindltot. How is old kitty doing with the younger crazy kitties?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 07:44 PM (kymiW)

58 Chekov, "the Russians invented Quatrotriticale."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:44 PM (2GVsD)

59 The Three Stooges deserve more attention than they receive in these troubled times.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Why, you. I oughta....

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 27, 2026 07:45 PM (l26NL)

60 Kamala Harris could play a pretty good Stella Mudd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:45 PM (2GVsD)

61 Always been an Election Day voter.

oh, and bananas were 0.59/lb at the KwikTrip today.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:46 PM (VyBeY)

62 Been a member for 48 years and industrial chemists have always been told to sit at the little kids table.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:41 PM


At the next banquet, sprinkle some Nitrogen Triiodide around the "adults" tables. Then, amid all the "harumphing", take over the board. Power to the People Industrial Chemists. Down with the kulak Academics!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

63 Pritzker. I told you so.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7ew7a5

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)

64 nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:47 PM (VyBeY)

65 Awwww Kindltot. How is old kitty doing with the younger crazy kitties?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 07:44 PM (kymiW)


Cats are bastards, but most of the rest of them leave her alone besides doing the "bump" at times when they gather around to be fed. The young tom, Sejong, will hassle her a bit, but he has no status in the house since the big tom has the alpha position, and she is the only one he outranks.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)

66 The problem with skunks is that they often have rabies. If you see one, give it a wide berth.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:47 PM (TN0g+)

67 I'm watching a spooky marathon of the Three Stooges on YouTube. Nothing else seems to draw my attention.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 27, 2026 07:37 PM (l26NL)

I watched a 3 Stooges movie where they were spies during the Civil War and sang "Look Away Dixieland" in black face, but they changed the lyrics for New York City.

Hilarious!

Posted by: Zombie Moe Howard at October 27, 2026 07:47 PM (Ssbab)

68

Never got to see Garibaldi strangle Bester.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

69 AHLloyd, apparently saying "shoo!" and making pushing motions just pisses them off. Give them space, walk away, or at worse, throw apples at them.

I ran across a mama skunk and 3 or 4 kits while hiking in the woods on a shortcut too. I decided to walk the loooong way around that day
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:43 PM (rbvCR)
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LOL, as soon as I saw the skunk I moved directly away and broke into a trot. It accepted I was not a threat and went on with whatever it was doing.

If hunting was legal in the subdivision, I could be taking deer with a pocket pistol. They are annoyingly tame.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

70 oh, and bananas were 0.59/lb at the KwikTrip today.
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2 bananas for a dollar at 7/11. I put a few dollars in the "Help Israel Bomb Palestine" jar while I was there.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:49 PM (TN0g+)

71 Three or so months ago, Mrs. D. encountered a mama skunk with a kit trying to get on the deck. She armed herself with a broom, and decided to repel boarders.

It did not end well for her. A lesson learned, I hope.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

72 Never got to see Garibaldi strangle Bester.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)
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That was what made Bester so good - he always found a way out. Infuriatingly evil.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)

73 If Star Wars Had a $10 Budget - The Falcon
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They spent that budget several times over.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:50 PM (Fi81e)

74 I don't think Bester ever enjoyed trying to read Garibaldi's mind.

Seeing the mental images of all the ways Garibaldi wanted to kill Bester.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD)

75 Three or so months ago, Mrs. D. encountered a mama skunk with a kit trying to get on the deck. She armed herself with a broom, and decided to repel boarders.

It did not end well for her. A lesson learned, I hope.
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Tomato soup bath?

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:51 PM (TN0g+)

76

Always been an Election Day voter.

I used to be until Covid days. Now I vote as early as possible. But in person - not by mail.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 07:51 PM (Cqx++)

77
I watched a 3 Stooges movie where they were spies during the Civil War and sang "Look Away Dixieland" in black face, but they changed the lyrics for New York City.

_________

Way down South in New York City,
The cotton grows on the trees so pretty.
On the trees? On the trees,
In the South,
South Brooklyn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:51 PM (eRlcH)

78

Exactly what I thought the other day:

🐉 Steven Ranting
@MeltingInMarana
·
5h
By the way…there is no need to put political flags in your yard. Just hang an American flag and everyone will know you are not a Democrat

Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 07:52 PM (kX27y)

79 WTH? Did everyone here take the brown acid? We usually ping around, but this makes e.e.cummings look like Shakespeare.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 07:52 PM (Riz8t)

80 "If hunting was legal in the subdivision, I could be taking deer with a pocket pistol. They are annoyingly tame."

away back last century they busted a Cook County forest preserve supervisor who was doing exactly that, and taking quite a few, too; he had caused a personal smokehouse to be constructed on county land, with county materials and labor.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:52 PM (VyBeY)

81
2 bananas for a dollar at 7/11. I put a few dollars in the "Help Israel Bomb Palestine" jar while I was there.
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:49 PM (TN0g+)
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I mean, I'm just unpacking the way the left would treat a right-wing commercial that highlighted banana prices and blamed the Jews.

Was this supposed to bring Detroit back on side?

"Hakim! How do we win back the blacks?"

"Easy, Ahmed. Blame the Jews for high banana prices! Mention eggs for the white women."

"You are a genius, Hakim. We will make white people say it."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

82 Anna Puma

Harcourt Fenton Mudd - "Completely Unavoidable"
(Star Trek-The Original Series -Parody Music Video)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

83 2 Damn, fixed already.
sometimes I check.
Posted by: ace [in the last thread]

And sometimes he don't.
Posted by: clarence


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
It don't always be like that,
but sometimes it do.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 07:53 PM (VHUov)

84 mean, I'm just unpacking the way the left would treat a right-wing commercial that highlighted banana prices and blamed the Jews.

===

old habits die hard

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 07:53 PM (AKptf)

85 Three or so months ago, Mrs. D. encountered a mama skunk with a kit trying to get on the deck. She armed herself with a broom, and decided to repel boarders.

It did not end well for her. A lesson learned, I hope.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)


They like Ritz crackers with peanut butter better.
The eat the slugs and bugs, don't dig like squirrels, and they repel trespassers at night.
A friend says the big male that lives at the bottom of his yard steals his cigar bands off his smoking chair on the porch for some reason

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:54 PM (rbvCR)

86 Tomato soup bath?
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:51 PM


Several wipe-downs with tomato juice (with rinses in-between) in the shower. It didn't seem to be as efficacious as I'd heard it would be.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:54 PM (0sNs1)

87 Been a member for 48 years and industrial chemists have always been told to sit at the little kids table.

Here is plan. Academics and industrials fight death match, while government chemists overthrow regime. Is big win!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 07:54 PM (Riz8t)

88 I like that the Jew bananas have the top removed and easier to peel.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

89 Way down South in New York City,
The cotton grows on the trees so pretty.
On the trees? On the trees,
In the South,
South Brooklyn.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:51 PM (eRlcH)

Hahaha...that's it! Curly even dressed as a Mammy with huge tits and danced around. Comedy gold!

Posted by: Zombie Moe Howard at October 27, 2026 07:55 PM (Ssbab)

90 Not the old Jew banana in the Hamas tailpipe excuse again Achmed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:55 PM (2GVsD)

91 Next time just douse with Polo and pretend it is on purpose.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:56 PM (rbvCR)

92 Tomato soup bath?
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:51 PM

Several wipe-downs with tomato juice (with rinses in-between) in the shower. It didn't seem to be as efficacious as I'd heard it would be.
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Maybe The Partridge Family just made up that remedy?

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 07:56 PM (TN0g+)

93 Chekov, "it was a small joke."
Spock, "a very small joke."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

94 Several wipe-downs with tomato juice (with rinses in-between) in the shower. It didn't seem to be as efficacious as I'd heard it would be.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 07:54 PM (0sNs1)
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I reported for duty at JFHQ one day and the officer I was supposed to be serving with reeked of skunk. His dog had been sprayed and he had tried to clean it off. He was not successful. He was ordered to go home and wash off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 07:56 PM (ZOv7s)

95 Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: Gerry Rafferty at October 27, 2026 07:57 PM (Fi81e)

96 I feel centered...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 07:57 PM (l3cgK)

97 Why didn't we ever use Eau d'Skunk in Iraq or Afghanistan?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:58 PM (2GVsD)

98 I early voted yesterday afternoon. Straight Penguin Party Ticket. When we seize Power, a few of you had better watch out!

Posted by: Penguin Pete, Revenge Tour. at October 27, 2026 07:58 PM (EdP2u)

99 about 30/70 dish soap and hydrogen peroxide, applied straight ... rinse and repeat (if necessary) until stink is gone.

tomato juice doesn't even touch skunk spray in my experience.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:58 PM (VyBeY)

100 Is Buddha harassing airplanes, pinching their asses?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 07:58 PM (l3cgK)

101 I like that the Jew bananas have the top removed and easier to peel.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)
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They demand ten percent off of *everything*!

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 27, 2026 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)

102 White vinegar will remove skunk smell with one application. 10 minutes and gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:59 PM (8Uo7a)

103 102 White vinegar will remove skunk smell with one application. 10 minutes and gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:59 PM (8Uo7a)

Downside is everything smells like vinegar now...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 08:00 PM (l3cgK)

104 Starting to see deer in daytime around my neighborhood

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0)

105 61 Always been an Election Day voter.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:46 PM (VyBeY)

Same. But this year, I had reasons. Voted early.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 27, 2026 08:02 PM (zYpTz)

106 Downside is everything smells like vinegar now...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 08:00 PM (l3cgK)
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Try a little extra virgin olive oil and some oregano.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 27, 2026 08:02 PM (ZOv7s)

107 "Uncivil Warriors" is a very fine Stooge short. Abbott and Costello also did a Civil War spoof that was very funny. They switched sides several times.

Posted by: Southern Comforter at October 27, 2026 08:03 PM (EdP2u)

108
I continue to be amazed at the Mind Control powers of Donald Trump. Li'l Marco is up there calling him the greatest president in the history of the country. lol fucking MIND CONTROL.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 08:04 PM (mmrXZ)

109 Downside is everything smells like vinegar now...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 08:00 PM (l3cgK)


Just have her wear a lei of strung cauliflower, celery, pearl onions, bell peppers and banana peppers, a slight dusting of pickling spices and a dab of olive oil and pretend to be Giardiniera

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 08:04 PM (rbvCR)

110 Science Fiction?

Wish it was but the imbeciles running the World Science Fiction Convention which has turned into a Soviet Peoples Court is busily trying to erase all the white male patriarchy that made science fiction great.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

We'll make minorities love science sexually. And if that doesn't work, at least we destroyed something the chuds loved.

Posted by: Commie fucks at October 27, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

111 tomato juice doesn't even touch skunk spray in my experience.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Mine either. Wives tale created by Big Tomato. 🍅

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:08 PM (8B4gm)

112 We'll make minorities love science sexually. And if that doesn't work, at least we destroyed something the chuds loved.

Znidd Suddabit!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

113 109, this is wisdom for the ages!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 08:08 PM (VyBeY)

114 Just have her wear a lei of strung cauliflower, celery, pearl onions, bell peppers and banana peppers, a slight dusting of pickling spices and a dab of olive oil and pretend to be Giardiniera

Sounds like you are getting a dish ready to be served.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:09 PM (2GVsD)

115 I thought The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly clip was going to be the Ukulele Orchestra, but I was wrong. This one is good too.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2026 08:10 PM (uyuYG)

116 Asshoe bicyclist:
https://youtu.be/92Wehlls_Y4

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 08:10 PM (jb8Ss)

117 Blonde Morticia

The God Emperor of All Humanity Trump I also caused the gaming company BioWare to fail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD)

118 We'll make minorities love science sexually. And if that doesn't work, at least we destroyed something the chuds loved.

Znidd Suddabit!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:08 PM (2GVsD)

Sud-da-a-bit....sons of bitches?

Here's a deep dive back at you

We...are...vreends...Ouch!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:12 PM (uhVAy)

119 In Ullerean common speech "Znidd Suddabit!" means "Death to Humans!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:13 PM (2GVsD)

120 Suddabit were the Terrans.

Posted by: Gen. Carlos von Schlichten (ret.) at October 27, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)

121 I listen to the Danish orchestra tGtBatU often, haven't played the Ukulele orchestra in a long while.

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0)

122 Hi everyone!

Posted by: Piper at October 27, 2026 08:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

123 A cover of Science Fiction/Double Feature by Joan Jett:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7tnMAbOC6c

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)

124 Hey Piper!

How is Soup today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:16 PM (2GVsD)

125 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)

126 Gen. Carlos von Schlichten (ret.),

Do you still have a place in your heart for Hildegarde Hernandez?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

127
Anna Puma, I'm thinking of how Trump belittles and defeats people, and the next thing you know they've joined his team and they're calling him the greatest! I've never seen it happen at these extremes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 08:17 PM (mmrXZ)

128 bluebell

Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain did The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly when they were in town on the Kansas State Univ. campus.

They showed wry humor and good music.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

129
Hey Piper, you nose-ringed cutie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 08:18 PM (mmrXZ)

130 /c

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

131 the imbeciles running the World Science Fiction Convention which has turned into a Soviet Peoples Court is busily trying to erase all the white male patriarchy that made science fiction great.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I'm surprised they have enough participants left to hold WorldCon.

I'd have though everyone left would have died of old age or social diseases by now.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 08:18 PM (vJrRc)

132 110 Science Fiction?

Wish it was but the imbeciles running the World Science Fiction Convention which has turned into a Soviet Peoples Court is busily trying to erase all the white male patriarchy that made science fiction great.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

We'll make minorities love science sexually. And if that doesn't work, at least we destroyed something the chuds loved.

Posted by: Commie fucks at October 27, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

I like my androids barefoot, generating child processes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 08:18 PM (l3cgK)

133 I like my androids barefoot, generating child processes.

Armitage III or Rachel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:19 PM (2GVsD)

134 Suddabit were the Terrans.
Posted by: Gen. Carlos von Schlichten (ret.) at October 27, 2026 08:14 PM (VyBeY)

yes it is derived from 'sons of bitches' as said by a 4 arm 2 legged silicate lizard

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:20 PM (uhVAy)

135 kulele Orchestra of Great Britain did The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly when they were in town on the Kansas State Univ. campus.

They showed wry humor and good music.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:17 PM (u82oZ)
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Hi Salty! Did you get to see them? I bet that would be a fun concert. They look like they have a great time on stage.

Posted by: bluebell at October 27, 2026 08:20 PM (uyuYG)

136 FeatherBlade

Robert Silverberg, age 91, is still alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:20 PM (2GVsD)

137 bluebell

They are great in person. And play a very wide range of music. I was surprised.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

138 FWIW,
this leaves about 11-13 seats in play.
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@LarryWildWorldofHistory
@LarryWild2028
·
8h
@RealSKeshel
who is going district by district through the decisive seats, has posted 2 excellent reports for Rs. Yesterday, he had Jay Feely holding the critical AZ1, today he has Marci Kaptur losing in a flip in OH7. By my running tally, this puts us at Rs around 212-213 safe, Ds 210-211.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:21 PM (E4rtv)

139 whig

Good news. But let's not think we are winning. We are down by 6 in the last minute of play. Vote, vote, vote.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

140 Huh, there are several copies of The Petrified Planet for sale on eBay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:24 PM (2GVsD)

141 FeatherBlade

Robert Silverberg, age 91, is still alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:20 PM (2GVsD)

My favorite of his is "Across a Billion Years" about an archeologic team digging up remnants of a star spanning race a billion years or so old.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:24 PM (uhVAy)

142 Hey Piper, you nose-ringed cutie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 08:18 PM


IIRC, Piper didn't have a nose-ring at last year's TxMoMe. Is this something she picked up at this year's?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

143 >>>Cat: I will remain still as a I prepare to pounce
>>>Puppy: I will go make some new friends

It was kind of the cat the way he patiently the error of his ways to the big goofus.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2026 08:24 PM (syz1S)

144 119 In Ullerean common speech "Znidd Suddabit!" means "Death to Humans!"
Posted by: Anna Puma

H. Beam Piper knew his history better than a lot of history professors. His Future History is loaded with considering past events as projected into the future. Jerry Pournelle who actually met and talked with Piper before Piper's untimely demise had rights to do stories in Piper's TFH universe but quickly figured out along with John Carr that the sheer amount of historical research needed would simply be too much.

Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen, especially if you like firearms, is a great book to read if you have never read Piper before.

Frankly, I like Piper a lot more as an author than Isaac Asimov in the future history business. Piper's characters had a lot more life in them as well as humor than Asimov's.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)

145 Walter Koenig, “Chekov” on the original Star Trek, has died. May he rest in peace. I did not know that he was the son of Russian Jewish immigrants, and the family name was originally Königsberg. That makes a third actor of Jewish heritage on the bridge of the USS Enterprise.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 27, 2026 08:26 PM (wWuuh)

146 Will no one rid me of this troublesome centering?

Posted by: MkY at October 27, 2026 08:26 PM (ik4bQ)

147 >>>Cat: I will remain still as a I prepare to pounce
>>>Puppy: I will go make some new friends

It was kind of the cat the way he patiently the error of his ways to the big goofus.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 27, 2026 08:24 PM (syz1S)

Think it was AI since the double hold on the side of the head is very un-cat like. They tend to swat, or charge if they want to teach a lesson.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:26 PM (uhVAy)

148 146 Will no one rid me of this troublesome centering?

Posted by: MkY at October 27, 2026 08:26 PM (ik4bQ)

We're trying.

Posted by: Dems, Socialists, and Commies, BIRM at October 27, 2026 08:26 PM (l3cgK)

149 Instead, Jerry Pournelle created John Christian Falkenberg.

Falkenberg and his Rifles appear in Uller Uprising.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

150 We are down by 6 in the last minute of play. Vote, vote, vote.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:24 PM


Which sportsball game are you referring to? If it's eurofag futbol or water polo, this isn't a good situation.

Or are you thinking of a DD prosecuting 6 UW contacts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 08:28 PM (0sNs1)

151 Here's a Star Wars spin off I might actually watch.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpEoLWyBDE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 08:29 PM (ndZc7)

152 Frankly, I like Piper a lot more as an author than Isaac Asimov in the future history business. Piper's characters had a lot more life in them as well as humor than Asimov's.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)

Space Viking is another classic of his - a tale of revenge that morphs into nation building.

And Omnilingual as a kid spoke to me - why I went into science.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:30 PM (uhVAy)

153 Anna Puma, I'm thinking of how Trump belittles and defeats people, and the next thing you know they've joined his team and they're calling him the greatest! I've never seen it happen at these extremes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 08:17 PM (mmrXZ)


It is a combination of operant conditioning, negging, and actual leadership skills in giving tasks to the people competent to do them. Also I have been told, at third hand, that Trump is even more entertaining in private than public, and that goes a long way to sooth over ruffled feathers.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 08:30 PM (rbvCR)

154 Good news. But let's not think we are winning. We are down by 6 in the last minute of play. Vote, vote, vote.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I had it figured at about a dozen competitive races in the House left simply by looking at where parties were still spending money on ads. Glad for external confirmation.

Too tired and old nowadays to do the computations of hard stats anymore as I've been there done that in the past.

But Trump is a political phenomenon comparable only the Asimov's Mule in derailing Globo Homo. The question for us is what to do when he is no longer president and we have to use these next two years to change the arc for the next decade.

Financial rectification of excessive government debt is coming for all the West and we come out least scathed if we have strong domestic productive industries going into the hurricane and that includes continuing energy independence.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:30 PM (E4rtv)

155 Hmmm. ace had the 60 Minutes thread and I had AI give ratings. This was on Variety.

"It’s not surprising to see ratings at “60 Minutes” slump when CBS doesn’t air a strong football game before the start of the show. But the program’s performance on Sunday, which lacked exactly that kind of NFL lead-in, is alarming nonetheless.

The fifth episode of this season’s cycle of the venerable CBS newsmagazine drew only 5.64 million viewers, one of the smallest audiences for the program in years, according to data from Nielsen. The show captured a mere 558,000 among viewers between 25 and 54, the demographic coveted most by advertisers in news programming."


Meet the Press too had 80% plus of their audience over age 54. Let me check about one more thing.

Chat says if people fall asleep, leave the room or whatever, they are still counted. I leave the tv on all the time for noise so these crappy news ratings are even worse. Sweet.

Snowflake is inside sleeping on a pillow here in the computer room. Ralphy is resting too. I carried him inside, he landed weird, I gave him and extra pain pill. Dude's fine now.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 08:31 PM (Sco7b)

156 Will no one rid me of this troublesome centering?
Posted by: MkY at October 27, 2026 08:26 PM


Where have you gone, CBD?
A cornucopia of commenters turn their lonely eyes to you.
Woo woo woo.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 08:31 PM (0sNs1)

157 Lucas Trask was always worried about civilization, and the brain drain the Space Vikings were having on his planet. Then Angus of Gram's mad cousin decided to shoot up his wedding and murder Lucas' wife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:32 PM (2GVsD)

158 "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly" was 60 years ago...most of the main actors/actresses are mort.

Clint Eastwood is 96...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 08:32 PM (l3cgK)

159 I thought this was kinda cool. The ghosts of Peleliu.

https://tinyurl.com/ytjjr9e7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 08:32 PM (ndZc7)

160
Puff and Ruth are going to the vet tomorrow for their shots so we did some grooming and nails. Ruth, who is more placid, wailed and struggled through her nail trimming. Puff, who is a deranged maniac, stood calmly through the process.

The difference? Ruth spent her youth at another house and never got trained in having her nails done. Puff, on the other hand, has spent her life here and knows Mommy won't put up with any shit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:32 PM (eRlcH)

161 Space Viking is another classic of his - a tale of revenge that morphs into nation building.

And Omnilingual as a kid spoke to me - why I went into science.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Piper wrote a strong female character in Omnilingual where most male sci fi writers, including Heinlein, struggled. Unfortunately, he didn't repeat that in future TFH books or short stories except his female character in most of the entertaining Paratime stories including Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:33 PM (E4rtv)

162 Space Viking is another classic of his - a tale of revenge that morphs into nation building.

And Omnilingual as a kid spoke to me - why I went into science.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:30 PM (uhVAy)


The hard to find story was Null ABC.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 08:33 PM (rbvCR)

163 Instead, Jerry Pournelle created John Christian Falkenberg.

Falkenberg and his Rifles appear in Uller Uprising.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

Wonder if Jerry lifted the name from there. I'm not sure he was actively writing before Piper died.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:33 PM (uhVAy)

164 The question for us is what to do when he is no longer president and we have to use these next two years to change the arc for the next decade.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:30 PM


Tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: John T. and the GOPe at October 27, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

165 The hard to find story was Null ABC.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 08:33 PM (rbvCR)

There's a big kindle collection that has that for pretty cheap out there.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:34 PM (uhVAy)

166 NY Times Gushes Over Lula’s Brazil Presidency Win, Handing a “Stunning Rebuke to the Right.”

15% drop in stocks
10% drop in currency

Coming to a North American Republic near you.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 08:35 PM (/+uur)

167 "When in the Course" short story is set in the TFH timeline but Lord Kalvan is its own universe. But both are practically the same story.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:35 PM (2GVsD)

168 157 Lucas Trask was always worried about civilization, and the brain drain the Space Vikings were having on his planet. Then Angus of Gram's mad cousin decided to shoot up his wedding and murder Lucas' wife.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Space Viking was what Pournelle and Carr thought was the most dense distillation of history employed in a short story that meant an incredible act to follow. Carr said as much as much of the burden on the research to write a successor to that story fell to him.

Piper's "The Edge of a Knife" short story actually has a character predicting many of the future events that Piper had sketched out for his TFH series as a professor who gets declared insane due to him unwittingly revealing insights to the future in his class.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:36 PM (E4rtv)

169 whig

I liked H. Beam Piper's Lone Star Planet and Minister of Disturbance more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

170 166 NY Times Gushes Over Lula’s Brazil Presidency Win, Handing a “Stunning Rebuke to the Right.”

15% drop in stocks
10% drop in currency

Coming to a North American Republic near you.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 08:35 PM (/+uur)

I hope President Trump uses tariffs to destroy the economy. I'm pretty sure people there don't have as much to lose as people in the west and could express....dismay...without much prodding.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 27, 2026 08:37 PM (Sco7b)

171 Jerry Pournelle was Piper's designated successor to write in Piper's universe. So yes, it is pretty much an obvious nod to his mentor.

What is more nebulous is an officer in the Uller Charterd Company's military named Retief. Did Keith Laumer lift that name from Uller Uprising?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:38 PM (2GVsD)

172 One of my coworkers does the work of three men... Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Posted by: davidt at October 27, 2026 08:38 PM (Q+gd/)

173 Hadrian, that was a great and very interesting article about Her Majesty. Thank you for sharing. She's had quite the life. Lovely photo of her a also the dogs.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 27, 2026 08:38 PM (FGA9/)

174 Hadron Dalla (first name is last) in Paratime, and Princess Rylla in Lord Kalvan. The psychologist for the Company in Little Fuzzy has a secret arc I liked.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:39 PM (uhVAy)

175 That's a nice job of the song in the video in the content of GBU in concert.

Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 08:39 PM (41CYW)

176 167 "When in the Course" short story is set in the TFH timeline but Lord Kalvan is its own universe. But both are practically the same story.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Except Piper, due to John Campbell encouraging him to move the story to the Paratime universe, was indicating humans on Freya (When in the Course version) which is related to a second failed exploration party sent to the stars from dying Mars instead of the first one sent to Earth.

Cosmic Computer book also had a short story predecessor where Conn Maxwell (Graveyard of Dreams) had a different ending.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:39 PM (E4rtv)

177 Trump solves the Talarico mystery.

https://tinyurl.com/3ymnwehc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 08:40 PM (ndZc7)

178 >>> 174 Hadron Dalla (first name is last) in Paratime, and Princess Rylla in Lord Kalvan.
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Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:39 PM (uhVAy)

"What one wouldn't think of, the other one would."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 08:40 PM (jb8Ss)

179 Ruth Ortiz, Lt Terran Federation Navy

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:40 PM (2GVsD)

180 Is there any chance at all that PDT is simply rewarding solid red states that voted overwhelmingly for him, with a rally? I’ve heard the rallies can be frustrating, but super rewarding if you can get in. And communities take a certain pride in hosting them.

Or I’m full of shit and we are well and truly fucked.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 08:41 PM (yEz+x)

181 What is more nebulous is an officer in the Uller Charterd Company's military named Retief. Did Keith Laumer lift that name from Uller Uprising?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:38 PM (2GVsD)

That one has a better chance to be Piper referring to Laumer. His Retief stories started in the early 60s.

There is a set of stories where Robert Bloch and H P Lovecraft, who corresponded some introduced each other into a Lovecrafty story and killed each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:42 PM (uhVAy)

182 NY Times Gushes Over Lula’s Brazil Presidency Win

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We love you long time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 08:42 PM (ndZc7)

183 Wonder if Jerry lifted the name from there. I'm not sure he was actively writing before Piper died.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:33 PM (uhVAy)


He was, and had talks with Piper. Pournelle was going to write on in the Sword Worlds universe but he had other things he wanted to do instead.
Pournelle had a far different voice than Piper, and much harsher view of humanity. The Mote in God's Eye universe was closer, but it was much more rigid.

Michael Kurland wrote some Piper pastiches based in part on some fragmentary plotting notes, but it was more of an extension of the notes more than a polished story. Kurland did have a better prose style than Pournelle though.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 08:43 PM (rbvCR)

184 Oldcat, wrong

Uller Uprising was originally published in the Twayne hardcover book The Petrified Planet in 1952.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:43 PM (2GVsD)

185 What is more nebulous is an officer in the Uller Charterd Company's military named Retief. Did Keith Laumer lift that name from Uller Uprising?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Possibly. Laumer's Retief series is hilarious but there is an interesting novella early on (Diplomat at Arms) that is Retief at the end of his career instead of the beginning and it is much less comedic. Magnan comes off much worse in this one as a despicably evil bureaucrat. Probably Laumer knew this and moved his future Retief stories to be much lighter in tone and substance.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:43 PM (E4rtv)

186 174 Hadron Dalla (first name is last) in Paratime, and Princess Rylla in Lord Kalvan. The psychologist for the Company in Little Fuzzy has a secret arc I liked.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I forgot that character. She ended up being a spy for the Federation to find out company misdeeds.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:45 PM (E4rtv)

187 174 Hadron Dalla (first name is last) in Paratime, and Princess Rylla in Lord Kalvan. The psychologist for the Company in Little Fuzzy has a secret arc I liked.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I forgot that character. She ended up being a spy for the Federation to find out company misdeeds.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:45 PM (E4rtv)

188 I still have the two Ace Science Fiction books where they allowed other authors to write Little Fuzzy novels. Results were not impressive especially when Fuzzybones was written after the second Piper Fuzzy story and the missing third Piper story had yet to be discovered.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)

189 nurse ratched

I went to a Trump rally in 2018, and wrote it up for another blog.

LU Nation reports: What one reader saw at the Trump rally in Topeka, Kansas
https://tinyurl.com/3v2r488a

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

190 NY Times Gushes Over Lula’s Brazil Presidency Win, Handing a “Stunning Rebuke to the Right.”

15% drop in stocks
10% drop in currency

Coming to a North American Republic near you.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 27, 2026 08:35 PM (/+uur)


The right, in every country and especially the US, had better be prepared to stop the Left’s cheating. What happened in Brazil is what happened here in 2020. We stopped it here in 2024. Can we do it again this year?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 27, 2026 08:46 PM (tGVts)

191 Whig, #179

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:48 PM (2GVsD)

192 Possibly. Laumer's Retief series is hilarious but there is an interesting novella early on (Diplomat at Arms) that is Retief at the end of his career instead of the beginning and it is much less comedic. Magnan comes off much worse in this one as a despicably evil bureaucrat. Probably Laumer knew this and moved his future Retief stories to be much lighter in tone and substance.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:43 PM (E4rtv)

Some of the other stories are in-between and Magnan wobbles between being the out of touch authority figure to virtually Retief's sidekick. But there's often an Admiral Grossblunder to take the flak of a field dude to the suits back at the home office.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:48 PM (uhVAy)

193 188 I still have the two Ace Science Fiction books where they allowed other authors to write Little Fuzzy novels. Results were not impressive especially when Fuzzybones was written after the second Piper Fuzzy story and the missing third Piper story had yet to be discovered.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I have or had Fuzzybones but may have donated it. Still have most of the Aces including some originals of Pipers that I can no longer read. Ace Publishing's treatment of its writers was atrocious in both delaying payment as long as it could as well as other financial shenanigans. Not just Piper, but many others of that era.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:49 PM (E4rtv)

194 Whig

By the time Ace was publishing Piper, Piper had been dead for a couple decades I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

195 Some of the other stories are in-between and Magnan wobbles between being the out of touch authority figure to virtually Retief's sidekick. But there's often an Admiral Grossblunder to take the flak of a field dude to the suits back at the home office.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Pretty strong sense that Laumer had particular superiors in mind from his stint as a diplomat when writing those characters.

Rubio is like a fresh breeze into the idiocy of our State Department apparatchiks for the last 40-50 years or so.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:50 PM (E4rtv)

196 All this reminds me that I have all of Poul Anderson's Polesotechnic League / Terran Empire / Long Night set with the exception of "A Knight of Ghosts and Shadows (1974)."

Grumbles.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 27, 2026 08:51 PM (iIyc0)

197 *pauses*

Oh wait, never mind. Thinking of when Uller Uprising was published. Because I do have an original 1962 paperback of Little Fuzzy that never leaves its plastic jacket because the whole book cover has parted from the book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:51 PM (2GVsD)

198 NemoMeImpuneLacessit

It depends on us, and the reaction depends on Trump. Realistically, Congress is broken and has not helped America for decades. Trump has a good Cabinet, but the lower ranks are still filled with Quislings. Judges *Spit*.

The Reps can't even pass the SAVE Act. So it is Trump with Executive Actions, and maybe calling the People to help America. I do believe the Military as a whole will stop things if the Left gets out of hand. It would be safer to let them do it than citizens (who have deep grudges and a lot of firepower).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

199 I have or had Fuzzybones but may have donated it. Still have most of the Aces including some originals of Pipers that I can no longer read. Ace Publishing's treatment of its writers was atrocious in both delaying payment as long as it could as well as other financial shenanigans. Not just Piper, but many others of that era.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:49 PM (E4rtv)

if you search on Amazon there are authors extending Space Viking and the Fuzzy Novels for kindle I believe. I haven't read any except for those Ace ones which were not great.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:53 PM (uhVAy)

200
California is doomed.

Matt Finn
@MattFinnFNC
NEW: LA County says a sample of the Trump admin's 200 names of suspected non-citizen voters showed that 38.9% attested to being born in the US. But in a new sworn statement under penalty of perjury, a DHS official says its investigation shows NONE of LA County's 200 names were born in the US.

If you own the process, you own the results. If you own the results, you own the process. I don't see any way out of this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 08:54 PM (mmrXZ)

201 By the time Ace was publishing Piper, Piper had been dead for a couple decades I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You would be right. My mistake.

Ace bought the rights for all of H. Beam Piper's works for $1000 bucks after Piper committed suicide in 1964. I am guessing from his former wife as I am unaware of any other living relatives at the time. Putnam appears to be his publisher for his TFH novels and Knopf for Murder in the Gunroom.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:55 PM (E4rtv)

202 By the time Ace was publishing Piper, Piper had been dead for a couple decades I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma


What? I thought she just died this year! Soup is still mourning!

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 08:56 PM (VHUov)

203 JOhn Scalzi, Mr Hugo winning Leftist Khoogra, rewrote Little Fuzzy and made Jack Halloway a disbarred lawyer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD)

204 if you search on Amazon there are authors extending Space Viking and the Fuzzy Novels for kindle I believe. I haven't read any except for those Ace ones which were not great.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:53 PM (uhVAy)


There are also two books extending Lord Kalvan, which are both technically ignorant and poorly written, so no delight there.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

205 if you search on Amazon there are authors extending Space Viking and the Fuzzy Novels for kindle I believe. I haven't read any except for those Ace ones which were not great.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I read one or two (Great King's War comes to mind and a few others on Kindle for cheap) but frankly they sucked. And they drafted grifter Scalzi to do a hatchet job on the Fuzzy stories.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 08:57 PM (E4rtv)

206
By the time Ace was publishing Piper, Piper had been dead for a couple decades I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

______

Piper is dead? Again??

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:58 PM (eRlcH)

207 I am ransacking my library and my paperback version of Lizzte Fuzzy has vanished. But I still have the omnibus that collects the first two stories and the third novel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:59 PM (2GVsD)

208 Piper is dead? Again??
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:58 PM


Sepsis from the new piercing?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 08:59 PM (0sNs1)

209
There are also two books extending Lord Kalvan, which are both technically ignorant and poorly written, so no delight there.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

_________

Lord Kelvin >>>> Lord Kalvan

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 08:59 PM (eRlcH)

210
IIRC, Piper didn't have a nose-ring at last year's TxMoMe. Is this something she picked up at this year's?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

===============

I could have sworn it was Piper who said she has one of those little nostril-rings. Not a septum ring mind you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 08:59 PM (mmrXZ)

211 In a credibility battle Between LA county voting integrity monitors and just about anyone else, Ill go with anyone else.

Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 08:59 PM (lCppi)

212 Notice how all the 'stunning rebukes' by the left are stealing elections in broad daylight and then rushing to arrest the opposition?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)

213 Thank you for that, salty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:00 PM (yEz+x)

214 In First Lensman, the second half of the book tells of a North American presidential election fought the Triplanetary Service to elect Roderick Kinnison North American President, and the crooked political machine to keep the corrupt incumbent in office.

At every voting location, a member of the Triplanetary Service, who knows every registered voter for that site, provides for a free and untainted election.
No mail in ballots or early voting. Science Fiction for sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

215 In a credibility battle Between LA county voting integrity monitors and just about anyone else, Ill go with anyone else.
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 08:59 PM (lCppi)

Counter: Brazil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 27, 2026 09:00 PM (zZu0s)

216 if you search on Amazon there are authors extending Space Viking and the Fuzzy Novels for kindle I believe. I haven't read any except for those Ace ones which were not great.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 08:53 PM (uhVAy)

Actually I did buy "Great Kings War" which is a Lord Kalvan sequel but seems to be drifting away from the first book's impression of the impact of the fireseed secret and the lack of organization of his opponents. Suddenly there are Styphon loyalists all over moving armies all over the chessboard. Otherwise its OK.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 09:01 PM (uhVAy)

217 You want major suckage?

Someone tried to write a sequel to Michael Crichton's Andromeda Strain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)

218 196 All this reminds me that I have all of Poul Anderson's Polesotechnic League / Terran Empire / Long Night set with the exception of "A Knight of Ghosts and Shadows (1974)."

Grumbles.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

I have that one along with the rest of his novels (not including the short stories I think). Grim story line compared with others as Dominic Flandry can see the human empire failing but fights his best to hold off the fall.

You might enjoy the Sten Chronicles by Chris Bunch and Allen Cole which are similar in tone.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv)

219 JOhn Scalzi, Mr Hugo winning Leftist Khoogra, rewrote Little Fuzzy and made Jack Halloway a disbarred lawyer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 08:57 PM (2GVsD)

What did he smash Jack and his lawyer friend into one person?

Saw them, was not tempted to get them.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 09:03 PM (uhVAy)

220 There isn't a bag large or deep enough to hold all the dicks Scalzi needs to eat.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 09:03 PM (88C+u)

221 If you like the paratime style universe, you might look into getting Michael Kurland's Perchance, which takes the idea of a paraverse, gives it a sort of mathematical underpinning, and posits lots of groups discovering how to move around in it, with the local stand in for the Paratime Police both living as parasites on other thread's inventions, and containing "barbarian" incursions across worlds. Some of whom really are barbarians

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 09:04 PM (rbvCR)

222 88C+u

Now that I'm older, Scalzi's Old Man's War is sorta appealing, but the sequels were ... meh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

223 Someone tried to write a sequel to Michael Crichton's Andromeda Strain.
Posted by: Anna Puma
======
Welp, Fed government did its own live role play version with Covid.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:05 PM (E4rtv)

224 Oldcat

I skimmed a preview and was horrified. Scalzi has Jack Holloway letting his dog set off demolitions to get at sunstones.

Plus Scalzi bloated the story to twice Piper's original book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:05 PM (2GVsD)

225 Now that I'm older, Scalzi's Old Man's War is sorta appealing, but the sequels were ... meh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Try Joe Haldeman's Forever War as a better book that Scalzi cribbed some key ideas from.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:06 PM (E4rtv)

226 Saw a sign for a protest:

What do we want?
Time Travel.

When do we want it?
That's Irrelevant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

227 I skimmed a preview and was horrified. Scalzi has Jack Holloway letting his dog set off demolitions to get at sunstones.

Plus Scalzi bloated the story to twice Piper's original book.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Thanks for confirming my decision to never read it.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:07 PM (E4rtv)

228 The Forever War is far better. Against the Taurans.

Two anime ran with the idea, Gunbuster and Voices of a Distant Star.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:07 PM (2GVsD)

229 whig

I liked Forever War. Haldeman was surprised when Heinlein liked it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

230
Someone tried to write a sequel to Michael Crichton's Andromeda Strain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)


Andromeda II: Promotion to Captain

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)

231 I skimmed a preview and was horrified. Scalzi has Jack Holloway letting his dog set off demolitions to get at sunstones.

Plus Scalzi bloated the story to twice Piper's original book.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:05 PM (2GVsD)

Why would you change the tech level? Jack uses his 'bobcat' analog on contragrav, keeps the Fuzzies well away from the blast mine.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 09:08 PM (uhVAy)

232 For fucks sake I get into a Psychadelic Furs nostalgia bump for two fucking days and YouTube thinks I'm the greatest Psychadelic Furs fan in history.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:08 PM (aTgV0)

233 Honestly, although I may get shot as a HERETIC for saying this, Silverberg's expansion of Asimov's "Nightfall" was also shit.
The story stands on its own. It doesn't need a prequel, renaming the planet ("Lagash" was great, "Kalgash" sounds like an Atari game title), or a followup on how they all rebuild.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)

234 I got about three pages in to Old Man's War.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:11 PM (aTgV0)

235 get into a Psychadelic Furs nostalgia bump for two fucking days and YouTube thinks I'm the greatest Psychadelic Furs fan in history.
Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:08 PM (aTgV0)

Youtube just follows where your mind goes

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 09:11 PM (88C+u)

236 Thank goodness! I feel centered for the first time today!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 09:12 PM (hzuYO)

237 "Youtube just follows where your mind goes
Posted by: 88C+u"

Nice.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:12 PM (aTgV0)

238 *fact checks self*

Lt. Ruth Otheris, TFN

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:13 PM (2GVsD)

239 I liked Forever War. Haldeman was surprised when Heinlein liked it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
=====
Probably because too many people in the sci fi community at the time promoted the ridiculous idea that Heinlein was a fascist due to Starship Troopers.

Like that scrunt that did the movie of it. Heinlein was ardently anti communist which by the sixties put him well out of the mainstream of sci fi writers at the time.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:13 PM (E4rtv)

240 I went back in time and told my father if he touched my mother I would kick his ass.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:14 PM (aTgV0)

241 88C+u

I hold a lot of Silverberg's main books, but I was not hooked like I am on Matthew Hughes Archonate universe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

242 Honestly, although I may get shot as a HERETIC for saying this, Silverberg's expansion of Asimov's "Nightfall" was also shit.
The story stands on its own. It doesn't need a prequel, renaming the planet ("Lagash" was great, "Kalgash" sounds like an Atari game title), or a followup on how they all rebuild.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)
***************************************

Science Fiction is better suited to short stories, anyway, in general.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 27, 2026 09:15 PM (ZN52o)

243 Why would you change the tech level? Jack uses his 'bobcat' analog on contragrav, keeps the Fuzzies well away from the blast mine.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Because Scalzi is someone who got where he was by copying rather than originality. IRRC, he assiduously kissed ass at his publisher Tor with his public politics which got him opportunities denied to others that were far better writers.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:15 PM (E4rtv)

244 Saw a sign for a protest:

What do we want?
Time Travel.

When do we want it?
That's Irrelevant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


Remember: last Thursday is "bring your time machine to work" day.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)

245 Silverberg's Nightfall was hauntingly creepy. Gave me my worst nightmare ever.

Dude ranges between hauntingly creepy and garbage.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:16 PM (aTgV0)

246 Early voting. I went to the county courthouse, where I have always gone, to do my early voting today. I struggled up the long flight of steps at the front of the courthouse, with my bad knee barking at me at every step.

Got to the top and found a little sign, informing me that the early voting center had been moved to the new county services building, 10 blocks away.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 27, 2026 09:17 PM (cEHXL)

247 Because the Khoogra Scalzi is the embodiment of Tolkein's observation that evil can not create.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:17 PM (2GVsD)

248 You might like an early David Brin book, The Practice Effect. Nice job of combining comedic fantasy with science veneer. And minus Brin's worsening mind rot on embracing leftist dogma.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:18 PM (E4rtv)

249
Sunday afternoon in the woods I saw 10 does total, heard some snorting.

The rut is on.

Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 09:18 PM (Y8DZL)

250 247 Because the Khoogra Scalzi is the embodiment of Tolkein's observation that evil can not create.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Heh.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:18 PM (E4rtv)

251 Heinlein was ardently anti communist which by the sixties put him well out of the mainstream of sci fi writers at the time.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:13 PM (E4rtv)

Actually no. We have a proxy: a list of pro and anti Vietnam War SF signatures 1968. It was more anti, as the petition-floater expected...
...but pro put in a strong showing. Most names are what one might expect but there are surprises.
positronchicago.com/2016/03/sff-authors-vietnam-war.html

MZB was the largest surprise, for me anyway. On the other side maybe Bradbury and Leiber.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 09:19 PM (88C+u)

252 Or would it be fair to describe the current attendees of WorldCon as natives of Mimir?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:20 PM (2GVsD)

253 234 I got about three pages in to Old Man's War.
Posted by: eleven

Forever War is more humorous in a grim sort of way. Joe Haldeman was an actual Vietnam Vet in wounded in combat. Closest Scalzi ever came to combat was political slap fighting over the internet.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:21 PM (E4rtv)

254 Larry Correia's story of trying to take David Brin up on one of his bets was quite entertaining.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 09:21 PM (rbvCR)

255 whig

Got that too. I have all the early Brin. Startide Rising and The Uplift War are great, as are a number of his early short stories. Neo-chimp Fiben Bolger is a great character.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

256
In a credibility battle Between LA county voting integrity monitors and just about anyone else, Ill go with anyone else.
Posted by: LASue

=================

Re the ballot sequestration, District Judge Carter announced that he will issue his ruling tomorrow.

LA Times said he appeared skeptical of DOJ's case.

DOJ will likely appeal an unfavorable decision to the Ninth Circuit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 09:21 PM (mmrXZ)

257 Neo-chimp Fiben Bolger is a great character.

"Pink?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:22 PM (2GVsD)

258 Salty Dawg, first book of the original trilogy was Sundiver.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:23 PM (2GVsD)

259 Anna Puma

Ha! Worst Secret Agent ID password ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

260 Worst Secret Agent ID password ever.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

"4".

Posted by: 88C+u, checkmates at October 27, 2026 09:24 PM (88C+u)

261 Anna Puma

Yes. Not as good as the next two in the 6 eventual Uplift War books. I own, but shun, the last 3 in the series.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

262 88C+u, checkmates

I don't doubt you. What book was that in?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

263 "You might enjoy the Sten Chronicles by Chris Bunch and Allen Cole which are similar in tone.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:02 PM (E4rtv)"

Appreciate the recommendation, I may have to give them a whirl.

On the upside, I did some checking around and the title !issing in my Anderson collection is much more available than it was last time I looked. Great news!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 27, 2026 09:26 PM (iIyc0)

264 Over 260 comments and we're still centered?

Must be a new record...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 09:28 PM (FZ29D)

265 I have the two sequels to The Forever War, and while they're not quite as good as the original, I'd still recommend them.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 27, 2026 09:29 PM (iIyc0)

266 Actually no. We have a proxy: a list of pro and anti Vietnam War SF signatures 1968. It was more anti, as the petition-floater expected...
...but pro put in a strong showing. Most names are what one might expect but there are surprises.
positronchicago.com/2016/03/sff-authors-vietnam-war.html

MZB was the largest surprise, for me anyway. On the other side maybe Bradbury and Leiber.
Posted by: 88C+u

Of big sci fi classic names that I recognize, about 2:1 against Vietnam by my figures. Alex Panshin writing about this time to 'good reviews' wrote Heinlein in Dimension which was a hatchet job on the man and his work. Published in 1968 ironically.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:29 PM (E4rtv)

267 Sundiver is a murder mystery novel.

Keepiru, "I never said who I would feed you to." Got both versions of this book and really can't tell the difference.

Uplift War is all about guerilla warfare, literally with Tymbrini tricks.

Second trilogy I hardly remember anything from them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:29 PM (2GVsD)

268 What book was that [4] in?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:26 PM (u82oZ)

Real life, as they say, is dumber than fiction.
eMudhra used "4" (and other 8-bit numerals) to sign their private keys in published internet and executable certificates.

Posted by: 88C+u, checkmates at October 27, 2026 09:30 PM (88C+u)

269 Sunday afternoon in the woods I saw 10 does total, heard some snorting.

The rut is on.
Posted by: Auspex
------
Seeing more movement here the past few days. A few trees beat up too.

Posted by: scampydog at October 27, 2026 09:31 PM (41CYW)

270 Appreciate the recommendation, I may have to give them a whirl.

On the upside, I did some checking around and the title !issing in my Anderson collection is much more available than it was last time I looked. Great news!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Bunch and Cole do a comedic version of the A Team in sci fi in their Star Risk Inc. series. Last book in that series had Bunch's part finished by a family friend as he died during the writing of it.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:31 PM (E4rtv)

271 FWIW, both Cole and Bunch were writers on the original Battlestar Galactica series among other Glen Larson projects as tv scriptwriters.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:32 PM (E4rtv)

272
Don't care for SF myself.

*bows*
*closes door quietly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 09:32 PM (eRlcH)

273 264 Over 260 comments and we're still centered?

Must be a new record...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
****

You jinxed it. I was waiting to see if the whole thread would be centered.

Posted by: clarence at October 27, 2026 09:33 PM (LOuD5)

274 G Brewers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:34 PM (SAKKj)

275 *GO

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:34 PM (SAKKj)

276 Got that too. I have all the early Brin. Startide Rising and The Uplift War are great, as are a number of his early short stories. Neo-chimp Fiben Bolger is a great character.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
=======
I've read the Uplift War but not Startide Rising for some reason that I forget now. Skimmed it in Waldens or Bretanos back in the day and put it back I guess.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:34 PM (E4rtv)

277 Anna Puma

Startide Rising is when a spaceship crewed by neo-dolphins make a big discovery that shakes the 5 Galaxies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

278 The closest Seattle will ever be to a WS

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:35 PM (SAKKj)

279 I will be glad when Halloween is over. I dislike the huge skeletons on the road to the high school, but they are not nearly as bad as the gruesome disembodied heads on the gate outside the fancy house going of town. Maybe I'm disremembering, but I don't recall so many gruesome decorations when I was a kid. But then I don't like most horror films either .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:35 PM (JrHfD)

280 the embodiment of Tolkein's observation that evil can not create.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Some webcomic, from memory, so approximate:

Devil: let me create something
God: no
Devil: c'mon, just one thing
God: fine, one thing
* Devil, standing triumphantly in a bike lane *

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 09:36 PM (VHUov)

281 Never did get around to Silverberg's expansions of the Asimov stories. Didn't see the need for the expansions, so I passed them by.

He's no longer writing fiction (91 -- he doesn't need to), and I saw part of an interview at some convention from early this year; he looked pretty frail. 91 will do that to you. But for my money he bought his way into Writers' Heaven with Dying Inside and The Book of Skulls. YMMV.

There's a Joe Haldeman that never got the press that The Forever War did; it's a mainstream novel called 1968 and it's a terrific piece of work. Again YMMV.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 27, 2026 09:36 PM (q3u5l)

282 Everyone have a great night.

May the next week be mundane, and not even close to dystopian SF.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 09:37 PM (u82oZ)

283 I'll also admit to having a soft spot for the original BSG, so I'll consider that another point for Bunch and Cole.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 27, 2026 09:37 PM (iIyc0)

284 Thank Bluebell for the fix!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 27, 2026 09:37 PM (k5CNB)

285 Need to get back to working on models.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:38 PM (2GVsD)

286 Need to get back to working on models.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:38 PM (2GVsD)


Do you ever hack together multiple kits to make original designs?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)

287 I liked Cole and Bunch' "The Far Kingdoms". It was a fun exploration of the exotic orient. Which turned out to be a dystopia.
Probably would have got canceled for it in 2020.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 09:39 PM (88C+u)

288 I remember Sundiver.

Nice reference.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:40 PM (aTgV0)

289 As of right now Netanyahu and Likud are leading the opposition party by around 10 seats.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 09:40 PM (8Uo7a)

290 Bunch and Cole screenplays and other TV work list, From wiki.

"Bunch and Cole began writing for television in the late 1970s, eventually selling more than 150 scripts together over the course of their partnership. Working under executive producer Glen A. Larson, the pair contributed two episodes to Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1980) and co-wrote the pilot of The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo with Larson. Their other television credits included The Incredible Hulk, Quincy, M.E., Magnum, P.I., B.J. and the Bear, The Rockford Files, Hunter, The A-Team, The Smurfs, and Walker, Texas Ranger. They wrote the A-Team episode "Pure-Dee Poison" (1984) and served as story editors on the supernatural drama Werewolf.

Bunch and Cole, who had not previously worked on Battlestar Galactica, were hired as two of three story editors on its sequel series, Galactica 1980.[ According to the pair, they had not sought the position; they said a Universal Television executive threatened to bar them from future work at the studio if they declined the assignment."

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:42 PM (E4rtv)

291 Real life, as they say, is dumber than fiction.
eMudhra used "4" (and other 8-bit numerals) to sign their private keys in published internet and executable certificates.
Posted by: 88C+u


I recall a story a few years ago, about white hats examining a hacked password file, which showed lots of users with proper, random, every-key-on-the-keyboard passwords.

Then they noticed a lot of users with the same random, every-key-on-the-keyboard password.

Which turned out to be the 8-bit representation of 密码 ..... Chinese for "password."

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 09:42 PM (VHUov)

292 Dolphins don't have opposable thumbs and can't create rockets.

Posted by: eleven at October 27, 2026 09:42 PM (aTgV0)

293 Fen,
Skeletons and ghosts and monsters are fine.


It’s the devil stuff I do not like.
Too close to
Real.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:44 PM (yEz+x)

294 Sunday afternoon in the woods I saw 10 does total, heard some snorting.

The rut is on.
Posted by: Auspex

Yep. The frost is on the pumpkin!

Posted by: JQ at October 27, 2026 09:47 PM (rdVOm)

295 "According to the pair, they had not sought the position; they said a Universal Television executive threatened to bar them from future work at the studio if they declined the assignment."
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:42 PM (E4rtv)"

Damn, talk about having to have to smoke a turd.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 27, 2026 09:47 PM (iIyc0)

296 Fen,
Skeletons and ghosts and monsters are fine.

It’s the devil stuff I do not like.
Too close to
Real.
Posted by: nurse ratched


One of the funnier gags on Buffy the Vampire Slayer was how all the "real" monsters and demons stayed home on Halloween.

Posted by: mikeski at October 27, 2026 09:48 PM (VHUov)

297
Maybe I'm disremembering, but I don't recall so many gruesome decorations when I was a kid. But then I don't like most horror films either .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


The only decorations I remember from childhood are jack o'lantern punkins on the porch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 09:48 PM (Cqx++)

298 Never seen a porcupine in the wild, and they are in eastern US
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

Out west here, I have seen them many times. Saw a skunk a few minutes ago, while in the car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 09:48 PM (hg8Lt)

299 289 As of right now Netanyahu and Likud are leading the opposition party by around 10 seats.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Seeing the Daily Telegraph has Netanyahu's coalition at 62 which is more than needed to form a government.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:49 PM (E4rtv)

300 Damn, talk about having to have to smoke a turd.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
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Could have been worse, the assignment might have been the Star Wars Christmas Special.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:50 PM (E4rtv)

301 Skunks, deer, possum, raccoons, armadillos, and coyotes. Have seen 'em all here. In the city limits, not just along the roads going out of town.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 27, 2026 09:52 PM (q3u5l)

302 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:44 PM (yEz+x)

The house going out of town really looks like a bunch of demons on spikes on their wall. I think I will just go internet silent on Halloween. We don't have people come anyway. They go to the developments if they go at all and didn't already go to the Trunk of Treat. The man across the way is in some kind of construction work put up Lighting elaborate game of skeletons playing football. It is very clever and took a lot of time

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 09:52 PM (JrHfD)

303 Funny you should mention Lord Kelvin, he's featured in James Blaylock's _Lord Kelvin's Machine_.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 27, 2026 09:52 PM (gHSfI)

304 Welp, everyone have a good night.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 09:54 PM (E4rtv)

305 Forever War is more humorous in a grim sort of way. Joe Haldeman was an actual Vietnam Vet in wounded in combat.

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I first read his short story The Forever War and I loved it. Later he expanded it to a novel and I didn't like the novel as well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 09:54 PM (ndZc7)

306 And some years ago, a jogger managed to get bitten by a copperhead near one of the creeks.

Some days a good whiff of skunk in the air is enough to make me nostalgic (for a few minutes anyway) for apartment living back in Chicago.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 27, 2026 09:54 PM (q3u5l)

307 talk about having to have to smoke a turd.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

...

Posted by: Monica at October 27, 2026 09:55 PM (88C+u)

308 I have a signed autographed picture of the three stooges. For real. They sent it to me on my 6th birthday. In the picture they are chefs in the kitchen cooking. I have the picture framed and hanging in my kitchen. They were a great comedy team.

Posted by: Case at October 27, 2026 09:56 PM (Dd7BU)

309 307 talk about having to have to smoke a turd.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

...
Posted by: Monica


That’s some funny shit right there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 09:57 PM (yEz+x)

310 Blalock is an odd writer, I never found his stuff fun to read. He wrote with Tim Powers when they started writing together.
I heard recently that Powers was inspired by or knew Philip K Dick, and on reflection his early stories would confirm that.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 09:57 PM (rbvCR)

311 The first picture is a dead ringer for my wife in bed

Posted by: David French at October 27, 2026 09:59 PM (PAFDa)

312 And outta here for the evening.

Thanks for the thread, Ace.

Have a good one, gang.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 27, 2026 09:59 PM (q3u5l)

313 Need to get back to working on models.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 09:38 PM (2GVsD)
---------------
Same

Posted by: Tom Brady at October 27, 2026 10:01 PM (PAFDa)

314 ONT

Posted by: clarence at October 27, 2026 10:03 PM (LOuD5)

Quick Hits

Noted True Conservative David French says that the public's revulsion over fraud will cause them to vote for the Democrat Party he supports, despite being so Conservatively Conservative.

Once you start looking for blue state fraud, you can't stop finding it. It's everywhere. Pretty famously, HHS shut down 800 hospices and home health agencies in Los Angeles that were suspected of fraud, including billing Medicare but having no patients. Name something more obvious about blue states in 2026: Fraud is everywhere, and everyone knows it.

So here's how David French guesses the upcoming elections will end, writing his groveling cuckold newsletter in The New York Times yesterday: "Imagine that it's January 2027 and Democrats hold both chambers of Congress. They've been elected in a wave of public outrage over inflation, the war in Iran, and -- crucially -- public corruption. In fact, a Fox News poll taken shortly before the election showed that 'corruption in government' was the top concern of voters, even greater than inflation."

Yes, voters outraged by corruption will punish the Republicans who are causing it, and turn instead to the brave Democrats who stand so passionately committed to eradicating it.


Kurt Schlichter decides he wants in on David French's grift.


Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

21h

As a strong liberal who voted for Obama and Biden three times each, I am very concerned about the radicalism of many Democrat candidates and will, for the first time ever, vote for the Republicans all up and down my ballot.

I didn't want to but I feel my principles leave me with no choice.

As you know, I'm a lifelong liberal Democrat myself. I've voted for Kamala Harris six times, three times in the 2024 election alone.

But now I am scandalized by the Democrat Party and will do something I have never before done: vote for a Republican.

I'm sure that most of you are also Lifelong Liberal Democrats who are feeling the same way.

Some Biblical scholarship:

Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D

Oct 26

"Sodom and Gomorrah" leans real hard on Sodom

Everyone refers to Sodom, sodomy is a thing, sodomite, etc etc

Gomorrah's just slowly tiptoeing away like "who's to say what we did"

NY Governess Kathy Hochul: Jews are sympathetic when they are being blown up and raped by Muslim terrorists, but the moment they fight back, they lose the sympathy of the left.

Gov. Kathy Hochul insisted Tuesday that her job governing New York would be "a lot easier" if Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu lost the high-stakes election in the Jewish state.

The Democratic governor, who is also facing a challenge this year, said in an interview with Politico Magazine that Netanyahu's "overreach" in response to the horrific Oct. 7 Hamas terror attack has created issues here in New York.

"I went to Israel right after Oct. 7. I saw a lot of pain there. But I actually cautioned the government there, in private conversations, not to overreach," Hochul said.


"The world is with you when it comes to the brutal assault by a terrorist organization known as Hamas on innocent Israeli people. An overreach could change that dynamic, and that's what's happened."

"Overreach" = fight the implacable terrorist army that has been trying to exterminate you for generations

So suck it up, Buttercups!

This poll seems like fake news to me, but... A McLaughlin poll claims that Jewish voters have shifted decisively.

Republicans lead Democrats by 31 points among Jewish voters on the congressional ballot, according to a McLaughlin & Associates poll that points to a potential shift among a group that has long favored Democrats.

The poll found that 64 percent of Jewish voters backed Republicans for Congress, while 33 percent supported Democrats, pollsters John and Jim McLaughlin wrote in an article published by the firm Monday.

The result would mark a major shift from the large margins by which Jewish voters have traditionally favored Democrats, though pollsters John and Jim McLaughlin warned that the sample of Jewish voters was small.

The journal "Men and Masculinities" will no longer refer to individuals as being "male."

Because this is ClownWorld.


Colin Wright
@SwipeWright


🚨ALERT: The editors of the journal Men and Masculinities will no longer allow authors to refer to individuals as being "male."

If an author uses the term, they should "specify which dimension(s) of sex are at issue, since sex itself refers to several only loosely correlated dimensions rather than a single underlying fact."

For example, trans-identifying male swimmer Lia Thomas must be referred to as a woman, and his maleness, if mentioned at all, must be attached to specific traits, like genitals, hormones, and chromosomes.

You cannot call Lia Thomas a "male" in this journal, but a woman with "male genitals" and "male sex chromosomes."

The first author of this editorial--the Managing Editor of Men and Masculinities, Tristen Kade--is a woman who identifies as a man.

The model of biological sex this editorial is pushing is what I refer to in my scholarly article "Why There Are Exactly Two Sexes" as the "multi-level" sex model. This model is not merely wrong--it is self-refuting.

From my article:

"Traits are labeled 'male-typical' or 'female-typical' only because they correlate with organisms already identified as male or female--an identification that, in anisogamous species, is made ultimately by reference to gametes."

Read my article at this link.

Wesley Yang responds to one of the tranny Wachowski brothers' latest claims that there's a "trans genocide" going on and just reading a JK Rowling book contributes to it.

Wesley Yang
@wesyang

21h

Things that are not genocide:

-- When a man seeks to join a woman's rugby team and is told he cannot join because he is a man but is eligible to join the team corresponding to his sex.
-- When a man is told he cannot use the ladies changing room but must use the changing room that corresponds to his sex.
-- When a male murderer who says he is a woman is told he must remain in a prison with other men rather than be transferred to a women's prison based on his claim to be a woman.
-- When the state declines to pay for a man's castration
-- When the state declines to pay for a man's mandibular reconstruction surgery.
-- When a passport or driver's license lists the material fact of a man's sex instead of his private reverie to be a woman
-- When a person remains free to refer to the material fact of a person's sex rather than being coerced by state power into joining in a person's attempted falsification of this fact
-- When a 9-year old child is judged ineligible to be prescribed an off-label cancer drug in order to freeze him in a pre-pubertal state so as to better mimic the appearance of a member of the opposite sex

Not only are none of these acts genocidal, none of them violate any right that any person has.

If they were granted, as they have been in many states, they would simply be discretionary entitlements being handed out by the state to a legally privileged caste of person at the expense of the rights of others.

Where they are being removed, it is simply a reversion to a status quo without a legally privileged caste being rewarded with special rights that come at the expense of the rights and finances of others.

Glad to clear this confusion up, guys -- I expect you will now desist from claiming that you are victims of a genocide when you are not victims of rights violation of any kind.





Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_


BREAKING: Despite allegedly lying to Congress about her role in the Hunter Biden laptop probe; falsely labeling (in coordination w/ Dems) a GOP inquiry into Biden-Chinese graft as "Russian disinformation;" and covering up evidence of Chinese election interference in 2020, now-arrested FBI official Nikki Floris was nonetheless promoted by FBI chief Chris Wray in 2022, making her the first person to hold the position of Intelligence Analyst in Charge at an FBI field office (D.C.).

In 2020, FBI agents warned Floris "China's trying to influence the election in favor of Biden," but Floris (who recently joined Obama Russiagate conspirator Lisa Monaco at Microsoft) told them to stand down and later bragged in an internal FBI message: "i'm basically running a shadow government."

A picture of the insurrectionist here.

An Obama spinner says don't count out Kamala Harris, because they counted out Muhammad Ali too.

Mary Katherine Ham translates Muhammad Ali's famous quote into Kamalaspeak.



Europe's answer to Islamic and communist violence is always the same: We have to censor people posting video of Islamic and communist violence and Elon Musk must be prosecuted for allowing such videos to be posted.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Feeling gray!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at October 27, 2026 06:22 PM (8O0IQ)

2 Damn, fixed already.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at October 27, 2026 06:22 PM (8O0IQ)

3 "The world is with you when it comes to the brutal assault by a terrorist organization known as Hamas on innocent Israeli people. An overreach could change that dynamic, and that's what's happened."
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ALL LIES

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)

4 >>>2 Damn, fixed already.

sometimes I check.

Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 06:24 PM (1wjle)

5 hey!

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 27, 2026 06:25 PM (jrgJz)

6 G-d also nuked Zebo'im and Adma.
I guess those were the "rest areas", like where our Paul here liked to hang out.

Posted by: visitors needed to take a load off at October 27, 2026 06:26 PM (88C+u)

7 One things for sure New York would be a better place if Hochul lost...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 06:27 PM (+gK6I)

8 Patrick Gaspard, Obama's political director
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Sure. His "political director." Mmkay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:28 PM (RIvkX)

9 >>> 6 G-d also nuked Zebo'im and Adma.
I guess those were the "rest areas", like where our Paul here liked to hang out.
Posted by: visitors needed to take a load off at October 27, 2026 06:26 PM (88C+u)

Kinetic bombardment!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 06:28 PM (jb8Ss)

10
The editors of the journal Men and Masculinities will no longer allow authors to refer to individuals as being "male."


Look, just cut off your balls already, give them a light braising with K-Y Jelly and then chow down on them with an insolent and sassy little Aqua Regia '26.

You cannot even earn the label "pathetic" at this point.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 27, 2026 06:28 PM (ixS3i)

11 Jews are sympathetic when they are being blown up and raped by Muslim terrorists, but the moment they fight back, they lose the sympathy of the left.

The left hates it when their victims fight back.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 06:28 PM (vJrRc)

12 Men and Masculinities
I hate to feel nostalgic for the days when a journal with a name like that would feature leather chaps, thick moustaches, and interviews with Freddie Mercury but here we are

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM (88C+u)

13 Ace is a lifelong liberal Democrat? Somehow, that does not comport with my image of him. Lifelong liberal Democrats are not known for their abilities to construct straight shelving, or straight anything, actually.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM (0sNs1)

14 Global Dissident
@GlobalDiss
🚨🇫🇷 Macron says social media is "damaging French democracy" – as riots tear France apart.

The man with 17% approval is blaming the internet for the chaos his own policies created.

Unbelievable.
====

They will always blame the colonised for noticing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

15
As mentioned last thread, Vera Rubin has discovered a new dwarf planet out there, maybe the biggest one yet:
https://t.ly/a3lTU

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)

16 The man with 17% approval is blaming the internet for the chaos his own policies created.

I will slap the hell out of you!

Posted by: Brigitte Macron at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM (mkw2N)

17 Kamala Ali "float like an anvil, sting like a marshmallow"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:30 PM (h7zKj)

18 On election day, the earth will open and swallow up Obama and 10,000 of his acolytes. b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

19 Kamala!'s secret plans for running in 2028 are apparently becoming less secret, to the consternation of prominent Dems. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)

20 The man with 17% approval is blaming the internet for the chaos his own policies created.

Unbelievable.
---
In Leftist world, the policy is never, ever wrong. It's completely unfalsifiable. It's more ironclad correct than the Standard Model of Physics.

No amount of evidence to the contrary--including hundreds of millions of dead bodies--can ever convince a Leftist otherwise.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 06:32 PM (FZ29D)

21 Looting the Republic has sunk us into bankruptcy

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)

22 > As mentioned last thread, Vera Rubin has discovered a new dwarf planet out there, maybe the biggest one yet

You can be my friend.

Posted by: The Skinniest Fat Chick at October 27, 2026 06:32 PM (mkw2N)

23 ‘Sodomy is fun!’

— James Talacreepo

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 27, 2026 06:32 PM (Xr1vn)

24 I will slap the hell out of you!
Posted by: Brigitte Macron at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM


Please don't fart in our general direction! Or taunt us again!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 27, 2026 06:33 PM (0sNs1)

25 17 Kamala Ali "float like an anvil, sting like a marshmallow"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

or flutter like a butterfly, suck like a Dyson, in her case

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 06:33 PM (88C+u)

26
As far as I'm concerned, the only value of these man-in-the-street "I'm voting for [X] because" news clips is to demonstrate how scarily idiotic and ignorant many voters are. We need to cancel them out with smart, informed votes.

"Uh, yeah, I think it's time for a change. I'm going Tala-- what's his name? Yeah, Talachico."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 27, 2026 06:33 PM (mmrXZ)

27 Always thought that Gomorrah sounded like something you contracted while in Sodom

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:34 PM (h7zKj)

28 People who keep saying "unbelievable" maybe need to accept that part of the problem is that they are stupid and gullible.

Posted by: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter at October 27, 2026 06:34 PM (e7BQW)

29 >>> 27 Always thought that Gomorrah sounded like something you contracted while in Sodom
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:34 PM (h7zKj)

Gomorrah was where the had the donkey shows?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 06:34 PM (jb8Ss)

30 As mentioned last thread, Vera Rubin has discovered a new dwarf planet out there, maybe the biggest one yet:
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)
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How many flowers are on it?

Posted by: Zombie Antoine de Saint-Exupery at October 27, 2026 06:35 PM (8O0IQ)

31 20 The man with 17% approval is blaming the internet for the chaos his own policies created.

Unbelievable.
---
In Leftist world, the policy is never, ever wrong. It's completely unfalsifiable. It's more ironclad correct than the Standard Model of Physics.

No amount of evidence to the contrary--including hundreds of millions of dead bodies--can ever convince a Leftist otherwise.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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The crime of the kulaks is noticing what the commies do rather than what they say. No one gets to stop clapping for the Revolution, No one.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 06:35 PM (E4rtv)

32 >>>22 > As mentioned last thread, Vera Rubin has discovered a new dwarf planet out there, maybe the biggest one yet

Did you hear what happened to Pluto? It's messed up.

Posted by: Burton "Ghee Buttersnaps" Guster at October 27, 2026 06:35 PM (1wjle)

33 No amount of evidence to the contrary--including hundreds of millions of dead bodies--can ever convince a Leftist otherwise.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 06:32 PM


The right people have never been in charge, Comrade!

Posted by: Leftist Collective at October 27, 2026 06:35 PM (0sNs1)

34 Wow.... Illegal immigrant who knocked the Head off the Iwo Jima Flag memorial?

Court lets him out on bail for $2500.

Feds are now filing charges, as it was a National Monument.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:36 PM (mP0Kj)

35 How many flowers are on it?
Posted by: Zombie Antoine de Saint-Exupery at October 27, 2026 06:35 PM


I see four flowers!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at October 27, 2026 06:36 PM (0sNs1)

36 26
As far as I'm concerned, the only value of these man-in-the-street "I'm voting for [X] because" news clips is to demonstrate how scarily idiotic and ignorant many voters are. We need to cancel them out with smart, informed votes.

"Uh, yeah, I think it's time for a change. I'm going Tala-- what's his name? Yeah, Talachico."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Probably won't vote is my guess. So far, indys are sitting on the sidelines and this is a base versus base slugout by parties. Close to a 2022-2024 electorate than 2018 with some surprises like in Minnesota.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 06:36 PM (E4rtv)

37 Ah, Kathy Hochul, my governor. A person so corrupt and stupid that her picture should be in the dictionary as the example of the Peter Principle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:37 PM (h7zKj)

38 Fuck Hochul. Netanyahu just reached 61 seats and that is enough to form a government.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 06:37 PM (8Uo7a)

39 30 As mentioned last thread, Vera Rubin has discovered a new dwarf planet out there, maybe the biggest one yet:
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 06:29 PM (w6EFb)
*********************************

How many flowers are on it?
Posted by: Zombie Antoine de Saint-Exupery at October 27, 2026 06:35 PM (8O0IQ)

Big Dwarf Planet? IS that like a Jumbo Shrimp?

or is it ruled by Thorin OakenAlien...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:37 PM (mP0Kj)

40 >>> 34 Wow.... Illegal immigrant who knocked the Head off the Iwo Jima Flag memorial?

Court lets him out on bail for $2500.

Feds are now filing charges, as it was a National Monument.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:36 PM (mP0Kj)

A couple other Morons have suggested letting the Marines explain to him the error of his ways.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 06:37 PM (jb8Ss)

41 I think there were rabbinic traditions that had specific sins for the specific towns in the Plain which were Doing It Wrong, but IANAR[abbi]

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 06:38 PM (88C+u)

42 I'm voting for James Talarico, the real Conservative Christian Choice.

And take it from me -- I haven't supported a Democrat since I spammed the comments of every conservative website in 2008 claiming that Obama was the real Conservative Christian choice.

Posted by: A Concerned Christian Conservative at October 27, 2026 06:38 PM (1wjle)

43 Who reads a journal called men and masculinities? That's embarrassing and you should lose your man card

Posted by: True story at October 27, 2026 06:38 PM (LQibT)

44 Wow.... Illegal immigrant who knocked the Head off the Iwo Jima Flag memorial?

Court lets him out on bail for $2500.

Feds are now filing charges, as it was a National Monument.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:36 PM (mP0Kj)
----
The feds should also file charges against the judge as an accessory after the fact.

Do that to enough judges and maybe they'll get the message that they should not be letting these people go.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (FZ29D)

45 >>> 43 Who reads a journal called men and masculinities? That's embarrassing and you should lose your man card
Posted by: True story at October 27, 2026 06:38 PM (LQibT)

I don't get it.

Posted by: James Talarico at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (jb8Ss)

46 I always thought Gomorrah was more representative of sins like gluttony, greed, arrogance, and other non-sexual sins.

Whereas Sodom was all gay sodomy, all the time.

Is this based on anything? Probably not. But Lot’s wife does look back, longingly. Why? I dont think she was into gay sex.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (Xr1vn)

47 43 Who reads a journal called men and masculinities? That's embarrassing and you should lose your man card
Posted by: True story at October 27, 2026 06:38 PM (LQibT)

Written by a Tranny....

It's like Obama being a Constitutional Scholar...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (mP0Kj)

48 "I went to Israel right after Oct. 7. I saw a lot of pain there. But I actually cautioned the government there, in private conversations, not to overreach," Hochul said.
----

I hope the Israelis she met cautioned her to fuck right off.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (TN0g+)

49 Wesley Yang responds to one of the tranny Wachowski brothers' latest claims that there's a "trans genocide" going on and just reading a JK Rowling book contributes to it.

I wonder what the Wachowski brothers think about the new Malfoid trend and the fact that the people making it are adamant that she is not trans.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e)

50 Ben Had, I saw polls that Jews in NYC are now running 60% GOP.
To paraphrase Sammie Johnson, the prospect of a fuckin' pogrom in the morning concentrates the mind wonderfully

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (88C+u)

51 If there were no communists complaining about being shot, there would be no fascism.

Posted by: Accomack at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (CYZgc)

52 Posted by: A Concerned Christian Conservative at October 27, 2026 06:38 PM (1wjle)
******************************

Add "Patriot" at the end to form the acronym CCCP.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (8O0IQ)

53 >>> 46 I always thought Gomorrah was more representative of sins like gluttony, greed, arrogance, and other non-sexual sins.

Whereas Sodom was all gay sodomy, all the time.

Is this based on anything? Probably not. But Lot’s wife does look back, longingly. Why? I dont think she was into gay sex.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (Xr1vn)

Thai food at 3am!

Posted by: Lot's wife at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (jb8Ss)

54
what if Gommorah was just guilty of double-dipping chips but now they're linked with Sodom for all eternity?

Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle)

55 "I went to Israel right after Oct. 7. I saw a lot of pain there. But I actually cautioned the government there, in private conversations, not to overreach," Hochul said.
----

I hope the Israelis she met cautioned her to fuck right off.
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (TN0g+)
——

Odds she’s making that shit up? Very very high.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (Xr1vn)

56 The feds should also file charges against the judge as an accessory after the fact.

Do that to enough judges and maybe they'll get the message that they should not be letting these people go.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (FZ29D)

Aiding and abetting an Illegal...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (mP0Kj)

57 I want Pluto to be returned to planet status just to piss off Neil Degrasse Tyson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (h7zKj)

58 1) since I voted, the texts have almost all stopped. The TX GOP was aggressive this year.

2) The "seminar callers" are flooding X with their Totally True Stories of Real Lifelong Conservative Voting for the Very 1st Time for [insert local Democrat].
Lots of "I voted [insert number between 2-4] [name of conservative politician]"
LOL, sure, sure--I can see the single tear in Reagan's eye now as even he agrees the GOP has gotten too extreme.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (3cUTc)

59 There's an update to the story about the corrupt FBI agents. The DOJ attempted to file a superseding complaint early this morning but they apparently stepped on their crank and the judge tossed the charges. They can try again doing it properly but they just made a tough job harder.

https://tinyurl.com/4tk693sx

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)

60 Kammy had a good sucker punch though.

Posted by: Willy Brown at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (9ZFZd)

61 Always thought that Gomorrah sounded like something you contracted while in Sodom
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:34 PM (h7zKj)

Gomorrah was where the had the donkey shows?
-----

That was Samaria.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 06:42 PM (TN0g+)

62
So it's all right for the Left call for actual genocide against Jews, but anyone else having any reservations about transgenderism is actual genocide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 06:42 PM (eRlcH)

63 For what it's worth I hope Netanyahu makes every day of Kathy Hochul's life a misery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

64 Did you hear what happened to Pluto? It's messed up.
Posted by: Burton "Ghee Buttersnaps

That Neil Degraase Tyson breakup was hard on both of them.

Best to let them both cool off for a while.

Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 06:42 PM (Y8DZL)

65 >>> 56 The feds should also file charges against the judge as an accessory after the fact.

Do that to enough judges and maybe they'll get the message that they should not be letting these people go.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 06:39 PM (FZ29D)

Aiding and abetting an Illegal...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (mP0Kj)

Makes sense.

Posted by: Bartenders all over the US at October 27, 2026 06:42 PM (jb8Ss)

66 The IRGC just ran for their underground bunkers.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 06:42 PM (8Uo7a)

67
Change that to "amongst the largest" for ED 138. Pluto and Eris still are the largest. Pluto is slightly larger in diameter, but Eris is more massive.

So this thing will be in the top 7 diameter wise. Right it's just a ballpark guess, but it's diameter is somewhere around 400 - 900 miles. And no clue about mass yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 06:43 PM (w6EFb)

68 The DOJ attempted to file a superseding complaint early this morning but they apparently stepped on their crank and the judge tossed the charges.

Amazing how often that happens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e)

69
Sodom: Minneapolis

Gomorrah: St. Paul

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 06:43 PM (eRlcH)

70 Your negative interpretation of my actions causes your negative feelings about my intentions. It is hard to work with you when you view me so negatively.

Posted by: Accomack at October 27, 2026 06:44 PM (CYZgc)

71 Nothing happens to the Commissar Judges

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0)

72 >>> 69
Sodom: Minneapolis

Gomorrah: St. Paul
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 06:43 PM (eRlcH)

They had Quality Learing Centers?! No wonder they got smashed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 06:44 PM (jb8Ss)

73 The Newspeak-English auto translation of Hochul:

"I strongly support Jews being dead. Anyway, the living ones are cutting their contributions to the Party so they're disposable too."

Posted by: Peter B at October 27, 2026 06:45 PM (jZmn5)

74 I want Pluto to be returned to planet status just to piss off Neil Degrasse Tyson
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (h7zKj)

Fuck them, they don't know what a planet is. Now they even are starting to screw with definitions of gas giants - Icy, Rocky who knows wat the hell else.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)

75 71 Nothing happens to the Commissar Judges
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 06:44 PM (Ia/+0)

That Boasberg is still on the bench? After clearly denying folks of their Constitutional protections... tells me all I need to know.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)

76 You know who could rock an old testament tune about the Gomorrah? Sure you do.

https://tinyurl.com/3ufc8pfc

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

77 I always thought Gomorrah was more representative of sins like gluttony, greed, arrogance, and other non-sexual sins.

The real reason they got off easy is that "gomorrahy" is just hard to say.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 06:45 PM (vTZFs)

78 Skip, I am going to qualify that with a 'yet'

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 06:45 PM (8Uo7a)

79 59 There's an update to the story about the corrupt FBI agents. The DOJ attempted to file a superseding complaint early this morning but they apparently stepped on their crank and the judge tossed the charges. They can try again doing it properly but they just made a tough job harder.

https://tinyurl.com/4tk693sx
Posted by: JackStraw

Eh, paperwork error that made the magistrate judge crabby. The existing indictments still stand, these were additional charges that were being sought by DoJ.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 06:45 PM (E4rtv)

80 what if Gommorah was just guilty of double-dipping chips but now they're linked with Sodom for all eternity?
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle)
——

Some ppl take DD very very seriously. Like more seriously than ass rape.

I’m not one of them. I don’t much care. Sure, I’d rather no one did it, but if I was that concerned about germs or unsanitary food conditions, I wouldn’t … you know … be eating chips with my hands out of a giant communal vat of unhealthy fat that every other person is reaching into, breathing over, etc. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 27, 2026 06:46 PM (Xr1vn)

81 publius: if they find a moon around that dwarf, they have a keplerian ratio

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

82 Shit's getting real in Texas.

ABC news just showed a latina woman who voted Trump who now regrets it.

They had a picture with her wearing a MAGA hat people! A MAGA hat. And now she's gone.

Blue wave.
Blue wave.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 27, 2026 06:46 PM (Sco7b)

83 Zeboim is at least fun to say. Sounds like bouncing on a mattress!

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

84 >> if they find a moon around that dwarf, they have a keplerian ratio

All Big Eyes will be turning toward this thing, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 06:47 PM (w6EFb)

85 81 publius: if they find a moon around that dwarf, they have a keplerian ratio
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 06:46 PM (88C+u)

Dwarf Moon?

/bends over and pulls down his pants.

Posted by: Gimli at October 27, 2026 06:47 PM (mP0Kj)

86 what if Gommorah was just guilty of double-dipping chips but now they're linked with Sodom for all eternity?
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 06:40 PM (1wjle)

WAT. That puts Gommorah on a whole new level of sin.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)

87 >>Eh, paperwork error that made the magistrate judge crabby. The existing indictments still stand, these were additional charges that were being sought by DoJ.

True. But I want more charges. Call me greedy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 06:47 PM (viF8m)

88 Aqua Regia '26.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Bravo. The red fuming nitric acid adds just the right touch. Wonderful year '26. Fresh for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

89 In case you hadn't noticed the status quo is getting the shit kicked out of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (8Uo7a)

90 Macron says social media is "damaging French democracy"

You know, he's starting to look like one of the Frenchies in "Taken"

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (pfXMo)

91 Shit's getting real in Texas.

ABC news just showed a latina woman who voted Trump who now regrets it.

They had a picture with her wearing a MAGA hat people! A MAGA hat. And now she's gone.
----

I bet its a counterfeit hat made is Chynah.

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

92 58 1) since I voted, the texts have almost all stopped. The TX GOP was aggressive this year.

2) The "seminar callers" are flooding X with their Totally True Stories of Real Lifelong Conservative Voting for the Very 1st Time for [insert local Democrat].
Lots of "I voted [insert number between 2-4] [name of conservative politician]"
LOL, sure, sure--I can see the single tear in Reagan's eye now as even he agrees the GOP has gotten too extreme.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Ah yes, the Mobys of the world. That technique was tired when Moby advocated for it. I remember back when you saw concerted letters to the editor with the same bullshit claims. Democrats teach that shit to each other of lying because they literally think they are the highest form of life in the US and their opposition are drooling idiots.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

93 The whole gender thing is so emblematic of what oppo true believers are..they simply will not accept reality and there is no evidence that will convince them to

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (3/XaG)

94 Util 1 Judge does pay, no one is afraid

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

95 The DOJ attempted to file a superseding complaint early this morning but they apparently stepped on their crank and the judge tossed the charges. They can try again doing it properly but they just made a tough job harder.

https://tinyurl.com/4tk693sx
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)
---
That's mighty conciliatory to the DC court's corruption.

The last prosecution of Comey wasn't done perfectly either.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 06:49 PM (Fi81e)

96 The left hates it when their victims fight back."

That's why you're not ever, ever, ever supposed to fight back against a bully.

Evar!

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 06:49 PM (pfXMo)

97 I'm more than sick and tired of these mentally ill anti-American Leftists.

I can forgive them for being like they are but I can't forgive them for making me think like them iykwim.

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 06:49 PM (Ti9vn)

98 >>> 82 Shit's getting real in Texas.

ABC news just showed a latina woman who voted Trump who now regrets it.

They had a picture with her wearing a MAGA hat people! A MAGA hat. And now she's gone.

Blue wave.
Blue wave.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 27, 2026 06:46 PM (Sco7b)

ICE kidnapped her!!!

Posted by: leftists at October 27, 2026 06:49 PM (jb8Ss)

99 I’m not one of them. I don’t much care. Sure, I’d rather no one did it, but if I was that concerned about germs or unsanitary food conditions, I wouldn’t … you know … be eating chips with my hands out of a giant communal vat of unhealthy fat that every other person is reaching into, breathing over, etc. Just saying.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 27, 2026 06:46 PM (Xr1vn)

Dips tend to have acid - lime, vinegar, or something in them that would kill some germs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 06:49 PM (uhVAy)

100 I know it has to exist in the general sense that all politicians, in the main are corrupt, you don’t raise and spend billions of dollars to get a job that pays 150k

But what specific GOP corruption is French alluding to?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2026 06:49 PM (l1qoA)

101 Wow.... Illegal immigrant who knocked the Head off the Iwo Jima Flag memorial?

Court lets him out on bail for $2500.

Feds are now filing charges, as it was a National Monument.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 27, 2026 06:36 PM (mP0Kj)

A couple other Morons have suggested letting the Marines explain to him the error of his ways.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 06:37 PM


I would suggest that he needs to run away quickly and return to his home country lest a couple of veterans catch up with him and deal with the problem the courts refused to do.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2026 06:50 PM (I43vL)

102 Gomorrahns drove at the speed limit in the left lane.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 06:50 PM (vTZFs)

103 Macron says social media is "damaging French democracy"

You know, he's starting to look like one of the Frenchies in "Taken"
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 06:48 PM (pfXMo)

"damaging" "French" "democracy"

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)

104 ABC news just showed a latina woman who voted Trump who now regrets it."

"Latina"?

Latinex....

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 06:51 PM (pfXMo)

105 I looked up the word "genocide" on Etymology Online, darned if they aren't right some reporter named Lemkin coined the word genocide.

Same guy died in 1959, but apparently he's become an "Institute". And they get to add meanings to a word he coined, because their the ones wearing the skin.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 06:51 PM (Fi81e)

106 True. But I want more charges. Call me greedy.
Posted by: JackStraw

Magistrate judge does not have discretion if the DoJ does its paperwork properly. And any probable cause ruling can be appealed. I am guessing misdemeanor charges by information rather than grand jury are what is at stake but don't know that.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 06:52 PM (E4rtv)

107
Inclination is about 25 degrees, but they don't have enough data to pin down eccentricity or semi-major axis yet. It's about 44 au out now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

108 The less said about the Gah-MORONS the better!!

I mean, FUCK those guys!

Posted by: Guy From Sodom at October 27, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)

109 Sodom and Gonorreah

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 06:53 PM (Ti9vn)

110 A couple other Morons have suggested letting the Marines explain to him the error of his ways.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 06:37 PM


I would suggest that he needs to run away quickly and return to his home country lest a couple of veterans catch up with him and deal with the problem the courts refused to do.
Posted by: Mister Scott
========
Bring back bayonet practice for the Marines. Accused can serve as the dummy for the practice.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 06:53 PM (E4rtv)

111 Magistrate judge does not have discretion if the DoJ does its paperwork properly.

If only Pam Bondi were around this screw up wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 06:54 PM (Y8DZL)

112 I saw Sodom open for Gomorrah....NTTAWWT

Posted by: True story at October 27, 2026 06:54 PM (LQibT)

113 The sun was in my eyes, so I could not see the dog eating my homework!

Posted by: President Macron at October 27, 2026 06:54 PM (Fi81e)

114 Everyone refers to Sodom, sodomy is a thing, sodomite, etc etc

Gomorrah's just slowly tiptoeing away like "who's to say what we did"


A little antibiotics, and the gomorrah's cleared up like it was never there. Nothing erases sticking your dick in another man's ass, however.

Trust me...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 27, 2026 06:55 PM (zBso7)

115 lest a couple of veterans catch up with him and deal with the problem the courts refused to do."

There are seven living Marines in the extended man family.

They've all weighed in on this.

They do not approve.

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 06:55 PM (pfXMo)

116 Why would the statue destroyer be out for any amount of bail? Wouldn't they need to do some sort of competency exam since "regular Joes" don't tend to roam around beheading historic sites?

Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

117 Read an interesting view of Lot's wife: that she was actually being a great mother. Only Lot, the wife, and the two daughters left. But Lot had sons and daughters in laws, maybe grandkids. So Lot's wife was turning back for one last attempt to save her other kids when the nuke hit.

So when Jesus says "Remember Lot's wife" it's a term of praise.

That was an interesting thought, to say the least. It was connected with "she was turned into a pillar of salt" and the whole "ye are the salt of the earth" idea from Jesus.

Posted by: SimoHayha at October 27, 2026 06:56 PM (IeYnM)

118 >>Magistrate judge does not have discretion if the DoJ does its paperwork properly. And any probable cause ruling can be appealed. I am guessing misdemeanor charges by information rather than grand jury are what is at stake but don't know that.

The new charges obstructing a congressional proceeding.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

119 If he's illegal why hasn't ICE picked him up?

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 06:56 PM (Ti9vn)

120 So the DOJ screwed up its paperwork and Comey skates again.

Mike Flynn and Scooter Libby couldn’t be reached for comment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2026 06:56 PM (l1qoA)

121 Think maybe it's time to get all our shit packed?

Posted by: someone else from Sodom at October 27, 2026 06:57 PM (88C+u)

122 Criminals are their street thugs to break down society, so they can start a utopia

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 06:58 PM (Ia/+0)

123 Hmmm. There was some chick I've never seen a commercial for in a commercial. Running for Congress against someone Trump supports.

First time I've seen her commercial.
Good luck with that.

Anti-Abdul ad mentioning Sharia law. He has been hammered for weeks and weeks. The dems should drag out Biden and his 81 million supporters to stump for Abdul.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 27, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)

124 Theory that Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by a nuclear bomb and Lot's wife was in the mummified zone.

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 06:59 PM (Ti9vn)

125 Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt not totally as a judgment. It's because God does not want people to witness the fullness of his wrath.

Because, ultimately, God will put away his wrath.

There were consequences for trying to see it. She voided the warranty.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

126 58 1) since I voted, the texts have almost all stopped. The TX GOP was aggressive this year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (3cUTc)

Not me. I voted last weekend, and still, I've had at least half a dozen political texts so far today. And I'm nowhere near Texas; I can't vote for Paxton, ok?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 27, 2026 07:00 PM (zYpTz)

127 >>So the DOJ screwed up its paperwork and Comey skates again.

He's not skating. The original charges stand. This is just adding more charges.

They will likely refile and get them added but I don't like giving the left any reason to try and paint the case as political.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

128 Hey, does anyone remember the old Soviet Union flag as having a star above the hammer and sickle? I don't. Yet if you look for that flag now it does.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 27, 2026 07:01 PM (V362x)

129 I would like God to show his wrath, I don't need to see it, just know it happened

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

130 There was someone from Santa Clara University, I think, who proposed that a meteor strike hit the north of the Dead Sea so the cities of the plain would be there and not, as classically thought, the south.
I don't really take a side on this anymore, given how weird Avi Loeb has ended up on meteors generally.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 07:02 PM (88C+u)

131 It's because God does not want people to witness the fullness of his wrath.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

I too watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" at a young age

Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 07:03 PM (88C+u)

132 "Macron says social media is "damaging French democracy"

Ban it. DO EET.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:03 PM (MWfyi)

133 7pm

CNN - Texas rallies. Trump versus Talerico. Amy Acton. Lefty panties still in a bunch and not being sold on E-Bay.

MSNow - lol - the SECOND I turn "the President's retribution campaign." MSNow - never change

CBC -Stelco

FoxNews - Ingraham - Texas

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 27, 2026 07:04 PM (Sco7b)

134 So the DOJ screwed up its paperwork and Comey skates again.

Mike Flynn and Scooter Libby couldn’t be reached for comment.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 27, 2026 06:56 PM (l1qoA)
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Exactly. Flynn's prosecution was abandoned mid-case, but Sullivan kept it alive suggesting that even the court should prosecute the total lack of a materiality of the "lie".

This is more District of Corruption bullshit.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:04 PM (Fi81e)

135 Cut off social media France, maybe the Muslims and Marxists will get silence

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:04 PM (Ia/+0)

136 "Theory that Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by a nuclear bomb and Lot's wife was in the mummified zone.
Posted by: polynikes"

Who made the bomb? Aliens? Why would they bother?

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:05 PM (MWfyi)

137 Interesting about Jewish voters. Just last month:

Poll (Jewish Voters Research Center) shows two-thirds of U.S. Jewish voters will favor Democrats in November. Despite tensions over Israel and rising antisemitism, respondents made antisemitism their third concern, after affordability and the future of democracy. Israel ranked fifth.

they're not stupid - they can recognize that there are literal Nazis in the GOP.

For context, this is about 7 percentage points lower than baseline, given the expected partisan fundamentals this year. Jewish supports for Dems has dropped despite the fact that this year is expected to be about 6 percentage points bluer than 2024.

Many Republicans, leaders included, are just straight up anti-Semetic or say anti-semetic things all the time. Like Vivek who is running to be my governor, said the other day that an attack on Jews is an attack on capitalism. It’s an insane thing to say, because it’s just a version of the anti-Semitic trope that Jews are the money guys.

What is the Republican Party doing to counter Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson,s overt antisemitism?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 27, 2026 07:06 PM (zBso7)

138 I too watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" at a young age
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 07:03 PM (88C+u)

I like the awesome take that everything Indiana Jones did would not have changed the fact that the Nazis would never end up with the Ark.

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 07:06 PM (Ti9vn)

139 Think maybe it's time to get all our shit packed?
Posted by: someone else from Sodom"

Push that stool in!

/someone else from Sodom, too.

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 07:06 PM (pfXMo)

140 It's because God does not want people to witness the fullness of his wrath.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

I too watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" at a young age
Posted by: 88C+u at October 27, 2026 07:03 PM (88C+u)
---
Remember, Moses could not see God's face and live, so Moses got a peek at his back and aged significantly.

Jesus is the image of God we were meant to see.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:07 PM (Fi81e)

141 103 Taken was underrated. Especially the part where Liam says to the Albanians "You see our tolerance and think we are weak."

That's a Bingo!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 27, 2026 07:07 PM (bX16E)

142 >>>since I voted, the texts have almost all stopped. The TX GOP was aggressive this year.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 27, 2026 06:41 PM (3cUTc)
~~~~~

Until I read your post I didn't realize that my texts have stopped too. Hallelujah! Was getting 20-30 a day.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 27, 2026 07:07 PM (3ImbR)

143 Hey, does anyone remember the old Soviet Union flag as having a star above the hammer and sickle? I don't. Yet if you look for that flag now it does.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 27, 2026 07:01 PM (V362x)
====

iirc Always had the star. A red star appeared as commonly as the hammer and sickle in communist symbolism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:08 PM (RIvkX)

144 Captain, I'm noticing some strange practices by the male bipedals at the inland sea over here... they seem to be... by the prophet Zarquon, oh no... *vomiting sounds*

Posted by: X'tthorp b-Zwliq at October 27, 2026 07:08 PM (88C+u)

145 "they can recognize that there are literal Nazis in the GOP."

The ones calling for the eradication of the Jews?

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:08 PM (MWfyi)

146 Gamorra is Napolitano for mafia.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 27, 2026 07:09 PM (bX16E)

147 103 Taken was underrated. Especially the part where Liam says to the Albanians "You see our tolerance and think we are weak."

Awesome movie except for the one thing directors think every action movie needs. A car chase.

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 07:09 PM (Ti9vn)

148 What is the Republican Party doing to counter Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson,s overt antisemitism?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 27, 2026 07:06 PM (zBso7)
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Genius! How about ... we can just ignore them.

Or do you want to answer for the guy that shot Charlie Kirk, and how are you going to do that?

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)

149 I just want to grab Marcron's honking nose and twist it clockwise to hear him squeal like a piggie...oh, hello! I didn't realize I was here and thinking in print!

When the Transmorphing Tittering Rules appear I get a tic in my left eye, then both eyes roll to the back of my head to see my frontal cortex. Similar to how I was my first day of physics with 100 boys when the professor, who was important or something, shot a cannon across the auditorium at my new university. I didn't see the point.

Then the bookstore didn't have textbooks for 3 weeks and it was downhill from there for me. I don't care that my TA later at a party told me I shouldn't have dropped. I informed him that unless he took the tests for me there was no way I was going to pass. No freaking way.

As it was I was working hard to pass pre-med chemistry and anatomy and physiology and a random psych class I hated. I made A's in A&P as I loved it. Not the cadever in the lab, but it was interesting.

Women centric I am.

THIS IS RETARDED! I can't stand it anymore!!!

I am exhausted from getting something done on no sleep whatsoever, which sucketh when this happens due to suppressed stress over my elderly mother.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 07:10 PM (hzuYO)

150 Hey, does anyone remember the old Soviet Union flag as having a star above the hammer and sickle? I don't. Yet if you look for that flag now it does.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 27, 2026 07:01 PM (V362x)

Mandela Effect

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 07:10 PM (Ti9vn)

151 The new charges obstructing a congressional proceeding.
Posted by: JackStraw

Would be a felony as up to five years in prison sentence is at stake. Reporting is horrendous but no mention is made of a grand jury indictment on this charge. So they are submitting evidence to a magistrate for charges by information which require a magistrate judge (not the same one in the original complaint btw) to sign off on probable cause for arrest and probably associated search warrants.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)

152 Ya know, I'm not feeling very tolerant of Leftist media zombies, Leftist judges. and Leftist Reddit nobs.

The constant aggravation leads to dehumanization and brutality in conflicts. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

153 Somehow was back on Sundays's 1WP thread, hope I didn't post on it just now

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:11 PM (Ia/+0)

154 Comey either lied to Congress or perjured himself in his own trial.

You cannot leak "personal notes" to your personal attorney and get Robert Mueller appointed Special Prosecutor.

You either leaked your notes to get Mueller appointed, or you gave them only to your representation (and then why?)

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:12 PM (Fi81e)

155 "Captain, I'm noticing some strange practices by the male bipedals at the inland sea over here... they seem to be... by the prophet Zarquon, oh no... *vomiting sounds*
Posted by: X'tthorp b-Zwliq"

I'm going to assume they did it from orbit.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:12 PM (MWfyi)

156 127 >>So the DOJ screwed up its paperwork and Comey skates again.

These two FBI agents charges are regarding them protecting Hunter Biden after the Comey era ended. From the original complaint which I skimmed, I did not see any Comey connection to these two FBI agents. Charges are from actions taken by the agents in testimony before Congress in 2023.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)

157 Spooky Waffles (?!) above says:

"Trans rights or cis fights."

Otay!

I'm too tired to look up cis again or figure out how this is different from pans.

They are all freaks. They are all insane.

It is not fair that they probably sleep better than I have for one month. I am optimisitic I will improve vs landing in the asylum. It is dicey.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO)

158 I have been busy, has anyone mentioned that Hennepin County Judge Sarah West looks amazingly like that woman cop who got fired for doing gang-bangs with her co-workers for fun?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:13 PM (rbvCR)

159 I have been busy, has anyone mentioned that Hennepin County Judge Sarah West looks amazingly like that woman cop who got fired for doing gang-bangs with her co-workers for fun?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:13 PM (rbvCR)

The one in Tennessee?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 27, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

160 ***64 percent of Jewish voters backed Republicans for Congress, while 33 percent supported Democrats,...
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Supports Brae's theory of whack-a-doodles: within any collective group of peoples 33% will be on the ellipse of that norm.
Thirty three percent of American population is whack-a-doodle.
Thirty three percent of the Republican party is whack-a-doodle.
It's scientific.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 07:15 PM (vC80E)

161 When the Transmorphing Tittering Rules appear I get a tic in my left eye, then both eyes roll to the back of my head to see my frontal cortex. Similar to how I was my first day of physics with 100 boys when the professor, who was important or something, shot a cannon across the auditorium at my new university. I didn't see the point.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 07:10 PM (hzuYO)

The usual lesson with a cannon is that you shoot sideways and drop a second ball at the same time and show that they both hit the ground at the same time, showing that the X and Y motions are independent of each other, which refuted some ancient ideas of motion.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy)

162 Ya know, I'm not feeling very tolerant of Leftist media zombies, Leftist judges. and Leftist Reddit nobs.

The constant aggravation leads to dehumanization and brutality in conflicts. Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:10 PM (u82oZ)
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I lament that human courses of action are not progressions that can be finely tuned like switches on an equalizer. Human momentum is a blunt instrument. Ultimately it needs to meet a counter force.

Some modicum of overcorrection is necessary.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:16 PM (Fi81e)

163 whack-a-doodle.

I prefer the more scientific term "gaga".

Posted by: MkY at October 27, 2026 07:16 PM (ik4bQ)

164 But now I am scandalized by the Democrat Party and will do something I have never before done: vote for a Republican.

_______________________

You and Schlichter (and even French) are amateurs. I'm pretty sure Max Boot left the Republican party at least 27 times. Get back to work.

Posted by: Orson at October 27, 2026 07:16 PM (dIske)

165 *looks judge up*

I think it's the side part long hair. Id venture she is prettier than the married gal who became a pincushion for her fellow officers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 27, 2026 07:17 PM (zZu0s)

166 Rep Ralph Norman needs to be kicked out of the Republican Party. I don't care if we lose that seat.

If you refuse to support your Party's candidate against the opposing party candidate what good are you to the Party. Become an Independent if you're only using the label.

Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 07:17 PM (Ti9vn)

167 ***You cannot call Lia Thomas a "male" in this journal,
--

Bunch of faggots.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 07:18 PM (vC80E)

168 "Jewish voters have shifted decisively"
Well, duh...
Their shape-shifting powers have been documented by the "palestinians" for decades.

Posted by: UncleJefe at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (DzC+b)

169 124 Theory that Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed by a nuclear bomb and Lot's wife was in the mummified zone.
Posted by: polynikes

Pretty much bullshit. Archaeological evidence indicates both identified sites were destroyed by fire and brimstone can still be found around those areas actually.

Brave AI
"Sulfur nodules, often referred to as brimstone, are found in the Dead Sea basin, specifically in the southwestern region near Masada and the site identified by some researchers as Tall el-Hammam. These nodules are described as golf ball-sized spheres composed of 95-98% pure white monoclinic sulfur, often encased in a black crust or surrounded by burn rings embedded in ash layers. "

As usual, geologists based on materialism claim that these nodules just grew based on bacterial action. So you be the judge. But even an ancient nuclear explosion would leave tell tale markers up to today.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (E4rtv)

170 Did Will Thomas cut off his Peter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (giVIm)

171 Fuck Hochul. Netanyahu just reached 61 seats and that is enough to form a government.


==

He did? I thought it was exit polling.

Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (AKptf)

172 I'm too tired to look up cis again or figure out how this is different from pans.

They are all freaks. They are all insane.

It is not fair that they probably sleep better than I have for one month. I am optimisitic I will improve vs landing in the asylum. It is dicey.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO)

trans means 'across' cis means 'on this side of' when Romans spoke of rivers or mountains. Using this for gender groups is just idiotic as one group is just normal.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (uhVAy)

173 ***You cannot call Lia Thomas a "male" in this journal,
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LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA I can't HEAR YOU!!

Posted by: Academics at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (Fi81e)

174 166 Rep Ralph Norman needs to be kicked out of the Republican Party. I don't care if we lose that seat.

If you refuse to support your Party's candidate against the opposing party candidate what good are you to the Party. Become an Independent if you're only using the label.
Posted by: polynikes

He's done anyway. Ran and lost two statewide races instead of running for reelection. Won't be in the next Congress.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (E4rtv)

175 Trump should tell Hochul he needs her to go back to Israel because she's the only one smart and pretty enough to broker a peace. Then tell Netanyahu "kill her. We'll blame it on Hamas. Take your time with her. Make it a Larghissimo of pain."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:20 PM (BI5O2)

176 runner, whiplash is setting in from the way the numbers are changing.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:20 PM (8Uo7a)

177 As usual, geologists based on materialism claim that these nodules just grew based on bacterial action. So you be the judge. But even an ancient nuclear explosion would leave tell tale markers up to today.
Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (E4rtv)

I think we can trust the ancients to know the difference between Lot's wife as a pillar of salt and both Lot and his wife being incinerated into piles of ash.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)

178 trans means 'across' cis means 'on this side of' when Romans spoke of rivers or mountains. Using this for gender groups is just idiotic as one group is just normal.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (uhVAy)
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Besides "trans" what? "Cis" what?

If there is more than one sexual dynamic.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:21 PM (Fi81e)

179 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

180 The usual lesson with a cannon is that you shoot sideways and drop a second ball at the same time and show that they both hit the ground at the same time, showing that the X and Y motions are independent of each other, which refuted some ancient ideas of motion.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy)

*********
That's probably what happened but I missed it in my everlasting confusion. It was sideways, I remember that much, vs fired into the students.

I'd only been West for two weeks and adjusting to life on my own. A lot of changes like being told by the two male grad psych student apt mates, whom I didn't know before we met in the apartment, that I had to learn how to cook.

It all worked out. Well, not physics. I still had to take it the next year at the college I transferred to for nursing. Psych for nurses. I don't know why, but no cannons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 27, 2026 07:22 PM (hzuYO)

181 Mandela Effect"

Burning tire around the neck?

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 07:22 PM (pfXMo)

182 Did Will Thomas cut off his Peter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (giVIm)
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He did not. He swung his Johnson around the girls locker room.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Fi81e)

183 "Blue Wave"
Isn't that the toilet bowl cleaner made by Lysol?

Posted by: UncleJefe at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (DzC+b)

184 Kurt Schlichter decides he wants in on David French's grift.

I remember when "Kurt Schilchter Said" mattered around here.

He was in the Military, don't ya' know.

Posted by: I Remember at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (xE8Sr)

185 152 Ya know, I'm not feeling very tolerant of Leftist media zombies, Leftist judges. and Leftist Reddit nobs.

The constant aggravation leads to dehumanization and brutality in conflicts. Sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
=======
Easy enough to recognize they are humans but that their expressed actions and practices are objectively evil.

If remedying their evil actions and ending their evil practices results in judgment of a biblical sort, then so be it.

Simply recognize that there, but for the grace of the Lord, goeth ourselves to keep us humble. We are here to do his work, not our own. And part of that work is appropriate justice for evil doers.

Posted by: whig at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (E4rtv)

186 Only 17% of the French are Mooslim

Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 27, 2026 07:24 PM (P4Pk9)

187 We are being gaslight here in Texas. A new univision/you gov "poll" has been released that shows talerico up by 5+ points while governor abbott is up by 3+ points.


One would think if there was going to be a blue wave in Texas all statewide offices would be turning blue not just one.


That math ain't mathing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2026 07:25 PM (I43vL)

188 Hey, does anyone remember the old Soviet Union flag as having a star above the hammer and sickle? I don't. Yet if you look for that flag now it does.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 27, 2026 07:01 PM (V362x)

Mandela Effect
Posted by: polynikes at October 27, 2026 07:10 PM (Ti9vn)

The famous picture of the Soviets raising a flag over the Reichstag in 1945 has a star on it. It's filled in instead of hollow but it is there.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:26 PM (uhVAy)

189 20 minutes ago Ch. 7 said 62 seats for Likud

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

190 NY Governess Kathy Hochul: Jews are sympathetic when they are being blown up and raped by Muslim terrorists, but the moment they fight back, they lose the sympathy of the left.

She is not wrong. What she said surprises me. Because it's true.

Here's the secret. The moment they fight back ? They're just affluent whites.

Jews in Israel hate it when Jews in Israel fight back.

Posted by: I Remember at October 27, 2026 07:27 PM (xE8Sr)

191 Jews in Israel hate it when Jews in Israel fight back.
Posted by: I Remember at October 27, 2026 07:27 PM (xE8Sr)
======

You were doing so well...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:28 PM (RIvkX)

192 The one in Tennessee?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 27, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)


Yes, Maegen Hall.

they could be sisters. They could be twins

https://tinyurl.com/maegenhall

https://tinyurl.com/sarapwwest

Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

193 In any case, willowed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX)

194 Besides "trans" what? "Cis" what?

If there is more than one sexual dynamic.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:21 PM (Fi81e)

I'd think in transgender the trans is short for transform and thus has no 'opposite'

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)

195 More cultural enrichment.

A young Amish woman was doing yard work along the driveway to her house in Sadsbury Township, PA, felt a tap on the shoulder. She turned around to find a man armed with a knife and handcuffs telling her not to resist.

Instead, she screamed and lunged at him with the weedwacker. The suspect ran. But the police were able to find footage of a truck fleeing and traced it back.

The suspect turns out to be a 26 year old male from Guatemala here in the US illegally.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:33 PM (2GVsD)

196 Jews in Israel hate it when Jews in Israel fight back.
Posted by: I Remember at October 27, 2026 07:27 PM (xE8Sr)
======

You were doing so well...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:28 PM (RIvkX)


You've obviously never been there.

On 10/6 ... the day before the Cheap Labor decided to kill as many as they could ? The Jewish Kids with Money were having a Burning Man moment. Right outside the Gaza Strip.

On 10/7 ? And 10/8, before I got out ? I said, just a couple times, "Go beat their asses".

Not appreciated. Israel is not some "Bad Ass, all Jews fighting the Muslims". Not by a long shot.

Many here wish it were. Dildo wishes it were. Not sure he's ever been there, honestly.

Posted by: I Remember at October 27, 2026 07:33 PM (xE8Sr)

197 Did Will Thomas cut off his Peter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 27, 2026 07:19 PM (giVIm)
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He did not. He swung his Johnson around the girls locker room.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Fi81e)

I think most all the activist ones don't get the surgery. Its hard to get in fist fights and shoot ups schools with a big ass unhealed wound in you.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 07:34 PM (uhVAy)

198 The ones like Will Thomas are predators. They will never get their junk cut off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD)

199 The ones like Will Thomas are predators. They will never get their junk cut off.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD)


And who do you think pushes the politics to keep a Will Thomas safe ?

Here's a hint. Not Men of any demographic.

Posted by: I Remember at October 27, 2026 07:38 PM (xE8Sr)

200
The ones like Will Thomas are either grifting in a sense, and/or autogynophiles, who just get off on thinking of themselves as women. They still want to have sex with women, just as women themselves in their minds. And women with a penis.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 27, 2026 07:39 PM (w6EFb)

201 The ones like Will Thomas are predators. They will never get their junk cut off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 27, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD)
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Like the Scottish murderer who was regularly raping women in the women's prison. He was a "woman", yet he kept his rape tool.

Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 07:40 PM (Fi81e)

202 "The editors of the journal Men and Masculinities will no longer allow authors to refer to individuals as being "male.""

But the editors imposing this crap and any authors who accept it may henceforth be referred to as "sh-t-for-brains idiots."

Posted by: Fritz at October 27, 2026 08:49 PM (J7jo9)

203 ‘Men and Masculinities’ sounds like a gay “muscle men magazine” from the 1950s.

Posted by: Just say no to Speedos at October 27, 2026 10:00 PM (FxINA)

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