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"Apocalypse:" Invasion of Africans, Some Prisoners Wanted for Murder, Set Fire to Cars, Loot Stores, and Use the Streets as an Open-Air Shithouse as the Left Executs Its Plan to Replace Native Populations with Pro-Communist Third Worlders

NY Post:


An unprecedented wave of nearly 50,000 illegal migrants from Africa has flooded the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, prompting Spain to deploy its military -- as locals liken the invasion to an "apocalypse."

Harrowing local media reports reveal residents and business owners in Ceuta -- a Spanish territory located on the north African coast -- are terrified to open their doors amid the rush of migrants, many of whom arrived wearing nothing but swimwear without a penny or possession to their name.

"Businesses closed. Shops shut because if you open a business, it gets overrun ... We're scared. The streets are packed. There are no measures in place. It's every man for himself. They're not giving us any help," a terrified downtown restaurant owner who didn't want to give their name told state-owned Spanish media outlet RTVE.

This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay:


The shocking surge comes after a ruling by Spain's Supreme Court earlier this month, which said migrants intercepted at sea while attempting to reach Ceuta or Melilla, another Spanish autonomous city in northern Morocco, cannot be kicked out under the enclaves' special border-rejection regime.

"It has been a slow trickle since the Supreme Court's ruling, but today has been an explosion," a spokesperson for Spain's Guardia Civil police told Reuters on Thursday.

Spain's Interior Ministry estimated Friday that around 49,000 people had crossed by sea and land from Morocco over the past 24 hours -- a sea of humanity representing nearly 60% of Ceuta's population of 85,000.

RTVE broadcast images of burned cars on the Moroccan side of the border after reported clashes.

Meanwhile, the socialist Spanish government -- which just months ago launched a program to give legal status to some 500,000 illegal immigrants in the country -- said it deployed 200 specialized police officers and 60 troops from the mainland to assist Ceuta's own forces.

260 men to stop 60,000? Absurd. This is the Biden Maneuver, where he deploys workers not to stop the invasion but to "process" their fake asylum claims and fix them up with the paperwork to stay for ten years.

However, the reinforcements were powerless in the face of such a massive migrant deluge, which consisted mostly of military-age men.

"It's like an apocalypse. Waves of people everywhere. You can see as many people wandering around as you want," José Carlos Lara, owner of a sign-making business just over the border, told RTVE.

He said local authorities have "no capacity" to deal with the chaos, and that the new arrivals are already sleeping in the streets and washing themselves in public fountains.

A video shared on X by David Santos, director of right-leaning Spanish media outlet La Bandera, shows a migrant defecating on the side of a building in broad daylight.

Lara added that other business owners -- particularly food stores -- have shut their doors in a panic, fearing widespread looting.


This is not an accident. This is the plan.

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Two days ago, the King of Morocco released 1,789 prisoners.

King Mohammed VI granted a royal pardon to 1,788 people to mark the July 2026 Throne Day celebrations, with the Ministry of Justice releasing 1,679 inmates through sentence remissions, term reductions, or commutations.

Throne Day Royal Pardons

Total beneficiaries: 1,788 individuals were pardoned, including 1,679 current inmates and 109 people who were not in detention.

Releases and reductions: 9 inmates received full pardons for the remainder of their sentences, while 1,668 had their prison terms reduced....

Non-detention cases: For individuals not behind bars, pardons covered outstanding fines, prison terms, or both. Details are reported by Middle East Online.

This "migrant," fleeing Morocco because he's accused of murder, seems to have decided Spain will be his new home:


Brandon Gill says this is the direct and intended result of amnesty:

"Spain's socialist Prime Minister announced he would be giving amnesty to millions of illegal aliens. Now, his country is being invaded by hordes of military aged men from Africa," Gill posted on X. "Because that's what happens every single time a politician offers amnesty."

Once in you're in Europe, you can go anywhere in Europe, because the Schengen treaty dissolves all borders within Europe.

This means that the Spanish socialists will not just turn their own country into a third-world shithole, but all of Europe.

Some European leaders want to suspend Spain's membership in the Schengen agreement, at least until they stop trying to flood Europe with third-worlders:

Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

🇫🇮🇪🇸 Ministers in Finland's government are backing Italian PM Giorgia Meloni's threat to SUSPEND the Schengen Agreement with Spain.

It comes after the unprecedented wave of migrants that poured into the Spanish enclave of Ceuta, yesterday.

Mari Rantanen and Riikka Purra said member states that do not adequately guard the external border to the EU should lose their place in the passport-free zone.

Meloni says stronger measures are needed, as arrivals in Spain continue to rise, and its government JUST granted legal status and work permits to around 500,000 undocumented migrants...

Other EU countries are fearful of "secondary movement" (migrants informally overstaying in other EU countries).

Source: Brussels Signal / Writer: Michael

I do not envision that happening. The EU bureaucracy is as globalist/socialist/third-worldist as any collection of criminals and sex-pests on the planet.

Don't worry, though: Spain's socialist president will put up some buoys.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




Comments

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1 Disaster

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (FtULh)

2 1

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (5rh/l)

3 not

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (5rh/l)

4 Get some more Dems in the govt and watch it come here too...

Posted by: Inogame at July 31, 2026 12:11 PM (53oGX)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 31, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

6 Civilizational suicide in real time. Exciting, especially for the people living there.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2026 12:13 PM (VJX5o)

7 Ah, the warm embrace of collectivism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (ExV1e)

8 Camp of the Saints come to life.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (sFNX2)

9 Direct ALL of these filthy people to the front door of the Spanish PM's home.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (qBdHI)

10 The Camp of the Saints is racist.
Also prophesy.

Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (xcxpd)

11 As Laura Ingraham noted yesterday, this is what America will look like if another AutoPen Empire Communist Puppet is installed in The White House in 2029.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (YDC8i)

12 They have no home to crap in so they crap in the streets. 49000 craps a day.
But starvation means less crapping so there's that.
Do not feed them. Most will leave. The rest will need leadicillan injections.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (UzcVF)

13 The obvious solution is bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.

And one length of rope with the PM's neck size at the end.

Posted by: The_Hoser at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (H4qGm)

14 The bottom line - White people cannot have nice things.

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (5rh/l)

15 Butt buoys

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (Uqkzt)

16 >>An unprecedented wave of nearly 50,000 illegal migrants from Africa has flooded the Spanish enclave of Ceuta

The indigenous population is 83k people, so that's adding 60pct overnight.

That's a BIIIIIGGGG, problem.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (XV/Pl)

17 Sánchez’s plan is to funnel these invaders to the rest of Europe thanks to lax Schengen border controls.

Posted by: RS at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (GYx3d)

18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

19 14 The bottom line - White people cannot have nice things.

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (5rh/l)

Not unless they fight for them

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

20 This is what happens to us on January 20, 2029, if the Democrats return to power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (aD4fx)

21 18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

Harsh but fair.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

22 Ah, the warm embrace of collectivism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (ExV1e)

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It always ends in hell. Literally ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (YDC8i)

23 many of whom arrived wearing nothing but swimwear without a penny or possession to their name.
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Is next: svimvear.

Very nice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (amcLV)

24 I saw the Spanish opposition leader posted something about how this is wrong and illegals and blah blah

Sorry guy when your country is being invaded it is not time for a strongly worded letter.

You need people with guns to remove the invaders and their domestic allies

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (sKqQm)

25 Imagine if some "extremists" got in power here. They might open up the borders, invite millions in, burn business down, steal elections, arrest and jail people who disagree, etc.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (p/31p)

26 9 Direct ALL of these filthy people to the front door of the Spanish PM's home.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:14 PM (qBdHI)


The open front door.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (WkL+O)

27 In a more civilized age, this would be considered an ACT OF WAR and dealt with by the full mobilization of the Spanish military to repel invaders.

We do not live in that age.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (FZ29D)

28 16 >>An unprecedented wave of nearly 50,000 illegal migrants from Africa has flooded the Spanish enclave of Ceuta


They just want a better life for their Families which they
seem to have forgotten to bring with them...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (FtULh)

29 Spain; the streets of Barcelona:

https://tinyurl.com/8j9v9nk9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (AJWch)

30 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (W90Ou)

31 The Spanish have held Ceuta for longer than the Turks have held Constantinople.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (aD4fx)

32 Have they reached Madrid?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (2Ez/1)

33 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.


The left tells me that nothing is off limits to stop colonization so...have at it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)

34 But Spain was so happy that they were replacing those awful pale skinned people. I can't understand what the distress was all about.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (RjOoY)

35 >>> 21 18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

Harsh but fair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

"all" includes the gubmint filth who invited and assisted the invaders, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (vDZgA)

36 Wow, the situation in Spain looks crazy

X: _ https://tinyurl.com/3e3s4f5a

xcancel: _ https://tinyurl.com/msbcr6y6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (AJWch)

37 Time to reanimate Franco's corpse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (1z8ji)

38 >>Harsh but fair.

This is kindness.

I would get Harsh when I finished with the invaders and started in on their Sympathizers in the Government.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (zGzrB)

39 Francisco Franco, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: RS at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (GYx3d)

40 Didn't Spain vote for this????

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (VCgbV)

41 Spain's verision of "one riot one ranger" -- one invasion 200 facillitators.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (bX16E)

42 Fake news. Muslims bathing. Yeah, right. That's what horrifying cologne that smells like cheap soap dissolved in lightweight solvents is for. Put a few buckets of that around and they'll stay out of the fountains.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (BI5O2)

43 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean Morocco.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)
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Dump their remains on the Moroccan side of the border as a warning to anyone else who tries to cross the border.

Or mount them on stakes every 50-100 paces along the border, as tradition decrees.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (FZ29D)

44 "all" includes the gubmint filth who invited and assisted the invaders, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Along with their families, yes.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (RjOoY)

45 >>> 40 Didn't Spain vote for this????
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (VCgbV)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Stalin's Vote Counters at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (vDZgA)

46 who will be the next Charlemagne?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (nXhwP)

47 Last time I was in Europe I was amazed by two things:

1) There is graffiti everywhere

2) Most of the women pushing baby carriages were in a hijab or clearly immigrants from south eastern Europe.

And the funny part is there are native born European women...you can see them jogging or biking in spandex shorts...but they don't have kids

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

48 Crabs gotta eat...same as worms.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (zGzrB)

49 “Diversity is our strength”

Not you, your people, or your Nation. Now maybe some will be able to figure out what they really meant by that. “Our” Democracy is the same sleight of hand.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (zjsYi)

50 They will go to France and the French will help them cross the channel(the UK government could easily stop this but does not want to)

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (YwEeS)

51
I keep wondering which country is going to be the first to have a popular uprising and acquaint their entire gov't with lampposts.

I thought Old Blighty but, that's just not done, old boy.

So, Spain jumps to the front of that line. The deadline for such action to be effective is like last week, buuuut we'll see. Weirdly, a significant portion of the West is perfectly happy to go low-trust, 3rd World shithole.

Farewell and ado, you fair Spanish ladies...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (iJfKG)

52 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:17 PM (W90Ou)

A garrotte, I believe. Condemned were slowly strangled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (1z8ji)

53 Franco prevented socialism/communism from taking root in Spain, only to have it fall to POUM fifty years later.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (amcLV)

54 Something odd about these pics and vids.

Migrants without backpacks? Most in the pics are barely even clothed. It's like they got up one morning and just decided to go to Ceuta without any planning or preparation.

Some don't even look Moroccan to me.

Something else is going on. The Blade speculated yesterday that these are probably Morocco's criminals, sex pests, and undesirables that the country deliberately expelled.

Like Castro did for decades, sending all the Cuban criminals to USA. I think the same thing is going on here.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

55 Video here that shows a bit of the scale of the invasion:
http://tiny.cc/74p7101

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)

56 This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay:

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* in best Rod Serling voice *

Imagine if you will: a journey into a dystopian land whose boundaries are that of imagination.

Now imagine a Supreme Court comprised of 85 Affirmative-Action Jumanji-Brown-Jacksons ... AKA "nightmare fuel."

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (YDC8i)

57 Meanwhile, the UK and Germany and France are preparing to defend themselves from attack by OMG Russia Russia Russia.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (vDZgA)

58 “Diversity is our strength”

If you actually break down what this means it is enlightening.

What do Muslims bring to Europe culturally? Honor killings, killing infidels, raping un-burka'd women and so on.

This is the diversity they are bringing in.

I guess looking on the bright side here in the US our new "diversity" really just wants to get on welfare and get fat.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

59 World War Z, without the virus, but almost as deadly.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (vbXSk)

60 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there

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I've wondered 1000x what the tipping point is for these European countries' populations whose leaders are allowing these ghastly invasions to literally overrun them. Is there a tipping point? This is horrifying.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

61 Socialism always goes in this direction. They revel in bringing in as many brown and impoverished people as possible.

What's sad is we came within a whisker of this being the default policy of the US. The next Dem president will let a few more million in.

Posted by: Sharpie at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (bBzyz)

62 But it definitely not an invasion of military after illegal immigrants that is facilitated by Europe’s elitists.

Time to cut the problem off at the source, the government elitists. I’m not saying hang them all. Flaying and disemboweling are acceptable too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (xvV+O)

63 >>Migrants without backpacks? Most in the pics are barely even clothed. It's like they got up one morning and just decided to go to Ceuta without any planning or preparation.


They were trucked there. They are, indeed, of the Criminal and Undesirable Classes.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (zGzrB)

64 A garrotte, I believe. Condemned were slowly strangled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (1z8ji)
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Until the screw broke their necks.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (amcLV)

65 Or mount them on stakes every 50-100 paces along the border, as tradition decrees.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 12:19 PM (FZ29D)

makes for very pretty roadside decorations

Posted by: Vlad at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (nXhwP)

66 We're off on the Road to Morocco....

Posted by: Hope, Crosby, Lamour, Quinn at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (JM9I6)

67 Last time I was in Europe I was amazed by two things:

1) There is graffiti everywhere

2) Most of the women pushing baby carriages were in a hijab or clearly immigrants from south eastern Europe.

And the funny part is there are native born European women...you can see them jogging or biking in spandex shorts...but they don't have kids
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:20 PM (sKqQm)

_____________

Sad but true:

https://tinyurl.com/bdezfrc4

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

68 >>What do Muslims bring to Europe culturally?


Mosaics!

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (zGzrB)

69 You: "Grok, what is Spain's native language?

Grok: "The country formerly know as Spain, is now called "Al-Andalus" and the official language is Arabic. Spanish is still spoken in some areas, but is dying out, as is the unassimilated population. Allahu Ackbar.

Posted by: Internet Searches from the Future at July 31, 2026 12:23 PM (WkL+O)

70 >>> 60 An absolute disgrace . I think I might feel like erecting a guillotine ( or whatever the Spanish equivalent is) for the feckless and bought out politicians, if I lived there

--

I've wondered 1000x what the tipping point is for these European countries' populations whose leaders are allowing these ghastly invasions to literally overrun them. Is there a tipping point? This is horrifying.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (qBdHI)

Nothing Happens, until it does, and then all the retards who caused it are surprised, until they aren't.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (vDZgA)

71 Meanwhile, the UK and Germany and France are preparing to defend themselves from attack by OMG Russia Russia Russia.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (vDZgA)


You laugh but the UK Parliament is considering adding a second member to their army.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

72 Sad but true:

https://tinyurl.com/bdezfrc4


A culture that doesn't celebrate motherhood is not long for this world...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

73 The ironic thing that this is not desperate behavior for North Africans. Whenever they are housed in a concentrated apartment structure in a group in the EU, it takes a few weeks, but the entire area surrounding the apartments will be loaded up with trash and literal shit.

North Africans, culturally, are not familiar with the application of refuse containers. And, taking a dump outside is a common occurrence (even in some urban areas) Throwing trash out the window or off the patio is normal behavior.

Paul Joseph Watson did an entire video of this showing footage of every area where North Africans live in bulk, and you could no longer see the grass or street below the apartments. It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)

74 Morning.

OT but I'm here at a Love's tire shop (fuck this job) listening to the folks at the counter talk about which is cuter, armadillos or possums. This is largely prompted by the cute black girl working here.

Anyway, back on topic. That Spanish communist might feel she's doing a good deed but dollars to doughnuts she gets gang raped in a back alley by "grateful" border jumpers. Hope her security detail is well paid.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (Z2yLo)

75 I remember when we used to name car models after Spanish cities.

How far they have fallen...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

76 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)

77 260 men to stop 60,000? Absurd. This is the Biden Maneuver, where he deploys workers not to stop the invasion but to "process" their fake asylum claims and fix them up with the paperwork to stay for ten years.

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Is the CBP One app available in Arabic? Certainly Spanish ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (YDC8i)

78 huh, that video reminds me of our southern border a few years ago.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (VyBeY)

79 Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right."

Buy ammo.

That is all.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (XuXeR)

80 >>>9 Direct ALL of these filthy people to the front door of the Spanish PM's home.

yup.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

81 How will 80,000 young men cross the Strait of Gibraltar?
Swim?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (2Ez/1)

82 I have a few grotesque ideas for the soccer balls for the 2030 Portugal/Spain/Morocco World Cup. They don't roll quite straight, and headers would be quite painful, but it may be Mad Max world in 4 years, anyway...

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (KFbdf)

83 >>> 73 The ironic thing that this is not desperate behavior for North Africans. Whenever they are housed in a concentrated apartment structure in a group in the EU, it takes a few weeks, but the entire area surrounding the apartments will be loaded up with trash and literal shit.

North Africans, culturally, are not familiar with the application of refuse containers. And, taking a dump outside is a common occurrence (even in some urban areas) Throwing trash out the window or off the patio is normal behavior.

Paul Joseph Watson did an entire video of this showing footage of every area where North Africans live in bulk, and you could no longer see the grass or street below the apartments. It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)

Even the frikn Peace Corps refers to certain countries as having a "fecalized environment".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (vDZgA)

84 Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (5rh/l)

Moroccans have the same complexion as southern Spanish. Both Mediterranean.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (lFFaq)

85 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)



But enough about the Spanish Supreme Court. What about these Moroccans?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (jGGMD)

86 I saw a pictorial representation of what is going on. There's just this wall/fence that extends just a bit into the sea. The invaders are just walking/wading around that and coming in. No one to stop them. And no real natural hindrance.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (3uBP9)

87 A culture that doesn't celebrate motherhood is not long for this world...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)


I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

88 Ursula von der Leyen that runs the EU even told Spain to get control of its border. I assume it's on a "you idiots, everyone will see the plan now" basis rather than anything good, but it's still notable.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (2ocoG)

89 Meanwhile, the UK and Germany and France are preparing to defend themselves from attack by OMG Russia Russia Russia.

Whenever I read FNM news about Russia it always amuses me that there will be articles like this back to back:

1) Analyst says without US involvement in Ukraine war Russia will invade all of Europe next year

2) Video of Russian army collapsing, Ukrainian government says "We'll be in Moscow by next year!"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

90 >>How will 80,000 young men cross the Strait of Gibraltar?


They will be transported their on the Taxpayer / Citizens dime.
Because, Legal Loophole!

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (zGzrB)

91 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)

Trump Curse is real I guess

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (p/31p)

92 I would say GTFO but it's not my home. But if it were my home I would say GTFO.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (3uBP9)

93 Fidel Castro was ahead of his time. Behold, the modern-day Marielitos.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (QaH55)

94 and then all the retards who caused it are surprised, until they aren't."

How did that work out for the SA?

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (XuXeR)

95 74 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

96 I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter.

They don't do it in the western manner, but if you talk with Muslim women they'll tell you how important it is they are giving sons to their husbands...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

97 So ... basically this scene from World War Z? Except at least in the movie, the army was trying to keep the zombies out.


https://tinyurl.com/56mv86as

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

98 ..60,000/30 = 2,000 soccer teams!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (g47mK)

99 Camp of the Saints by Jean Raspail is Atlas Shrugged, the European version, and now it is happening.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (einT5)

100 Afternoon Ace
At least 43 of the invaders have died via drowning or in the crush to get across. Not enough.
Oh and people on X are blaming the Jews. You see Israel and Morocco are friends. Spain pissed off Israel ergo Israel spoke with Morocco and , invasion!
Completely ignores that the Spanish PM is good with it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (BlDDt)

101 > The next Dem president will let a few more million in.

Once the playbook is established, they implement it at blinding speed. The next Dem president will sign 200 executive orders on day one reverting everything Trump did on immigration and every other issue.

Whatever number Biden let in, expect double that.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (mkw2N)

102 95 74 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums.
Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)
______

"Meh"

-- Pangolins

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

103 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)



Win the World Cup!

Two weeks later...The Death of Your Civilization!

Quite the turn-around, Spain. Quite the turn-around.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)

104 I have a few grotesque ideas for the soccer balls for the 2030 Portugal/Spain/Morocco World Cup. They don't roll quite straight, and headers would be quite painful, but it may be Mad Max world in 4 years, anyway...
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (KFbdf)
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That your Bashkai man. Oh, big damn head.

Posted by: Rifleman Majendra Bahadur Gurung at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (amcLV)

105 Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez’s “response” to the migrant invasion in Ceuta:

“We’ll deploy buoys at the pier as a temporary measure… while we see what legal changes we need to make, if any.”

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Are we sure that's not a mistranslation of the word "boys?"

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (YDC8i)

106 the socialist Spanish government -- which just months ago launched a program to give legal status to some 500,000 illegal immigrants in the country
......

You'll be sorreee.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (UjdFS)

107
Once the upper middle class feels the pain, things will change. Much like here, the Europeans actually benefit by having these foreign assholes around.

Posted by: MJ at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (XOmY9)

108 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums."

And armored

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (XuXeR)

109 >>> 71
==
You laugh but the UK Parliament is considering adding a second member to their army.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

Will one of them be issued a gun???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (vDZgA)

110 They were trucked there. They are, indeed, of the Criminal and Undesirable Classes.
Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:22 PM (zGzrB)

Yep. Videos on HotAir of military truckloads of young men being driven up to the border area. Hell, what else can you call 40,000+ able-bodied men entering a country by force in a day other than an invasion?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (KFbdf)

111 Madness. It's here, too. We now own it. The 2nd amendment was specifically documented in cases and for cases and situations like homeland invasion that couldn't be controlled. Everybody is basically on their own. You can call the authorities but it's just catch and release.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (8E0Ba)

112 Someone asked google's AI if it would be ok for Europe to send massive numbers of people to an African country to out breed the locales and take their resources.

No, that's racist and colonization it said.

Then they reversed the question and the AI said its a good thing these people are going to Europe both because they are refugees and it will bring needed diversity.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

113 I would expel their stupid court. It's like they hate their country. But then we have our own problems with people just as stupid.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (bqIVz)

114 Willowed, but somewhat relevant to current topic.

Bullshitting is the national pastime of Indians and they will bullshit so endlessly that you'll just give up and walk away, and whatever you were trying to sort out will remain unsorted. This is their way.
Posted by: Dom DeLuise at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (oqH4h)

Brother-in-law found this out the painful way. He was the last Sun Gatekeeper before Sun got bought by Oracle. Ended up with a *very* different view of various Asian cultures than when he'd started. Was too fond of most Europeans by the end either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (lFFaq)

115 Catastrophe? It should be but it isn't since this is plan. Zombie Franco shakes his head in disgust.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (/eAef)

116 Moroccans have the same complexion as southern Spanish. Both Mediterranean.

--

One of my dearest friends is Moroccan. She immigrated to the states over 30 years ago. She is most definitely what I'd call black in terms of her complexion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

117 I wonder what their gun laws are for citizens.....

Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (VMFAF)

118 A culture that doesn't celebrate motherhood is not long for this world...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (ExV1e)
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They don't celebrate motherhood like we do. But they are very desperate to produce offspring -- especially sons -- for their husbands. It's basically their entire function in Muslim society.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

119 If/when the Democrats (Socialist or "regular") regain power, every red state and city/town will be like Ceuta.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (2Cry5)

120 >>Oh and people on X are blaming the Jews. You see Israel and Morocco are friends. Spain pissed off Israel ergo Israel spoke with Morocco and , invasion!


While they are usually wrong...this time, they are correct. The Israelis have threatened to support actions like this as a reaction to Spain going All-In for Gaza.

Israel fucked up by flirting with support for this policy. And, by letting morocco into the Abraham Accords.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (zGzrB)

121 Whatever number Biden let in, expect double that.

This is why we need punishment in addition to deportation. As a simple matter take all the assets the person has when deporting them. They came here to make money so it will hit them right where it should

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (sKqQm)

122 Olly olly oxen free!

Posted by: Illegal, now 'legal' at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (XeU6L)

123 Italian PM Giorgia Meloni's threat to SUSPEND the Schengen Agreement with Spain.
........

Do it Georgia, DO IT.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (UjdFS)

124 Spain could use a man like Franco again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (xvV+O)

125 >>> 117 I wonder what their gun laws are for citizens.....
Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2026 12:31 PM (VMFAF)

It's EUfagland. They have *subjects*, and gubs are for Their Betters.




(ok there are *some* places where the peons can have things, but it's NOT THE US at all)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (vDZgA)

126 OT, but I was thinking about how to pressure the senate to take up Election stuff...
Can we still put pressure on Governors and State legislatures? I mean, sure senate is voted on now, but if there is heat at home the machines will want to respond, no? Is that stupid?

Posted by: Inogame at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (53oGX)

127 " ... which is cuter, armadillos or possums."

now that right there is a real question of philosophy with no easy answer, innit?
my feelings on the subject are ... mixed. I dunno.

did the folks at the counter reach a conclusion?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (VyBeY)

128 Paul Joseph Watson did an entire video of this showing footage of every area where North Africans live in bulk, and you could no longer see the grass or street below the apartments. It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (dIske)

That's pretty good, for Arabs.

When you see war footage from Gaza, keep in mind: a solid 80% of that destruction was from before a single Jewish bomb went off.

When I was in Gaza, two types of buildings caught my attention, and at first, they're hard to tell apart: residential buildings that were never completed, but occupied, and ones that were completed, but the fucking cladding fell off, and people just stayed anyway.

And yes, they dumped garbage straight from the apartments into the street, even though it might kill somebody when it hits.

Speaking of dead people: the poorest Arabs in Gaza will throw their dead on the garbage heaps. Kids, even.

It's lovely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)

129 It was covered in trash, shit and vermin.

Those sound like synonyms for the invaders when you think about it.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (RjOoY)

130 Pooping in the street ? never heard of such a thing.

Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (FtULh)

131 One of my dearest friends is Moroccan. She immigrated to the states over 30 years ago. She is most definitely what I'd call black in terms of her complexion.

Morocco stretches from the Med to the desert. Most people are ethnic berbers, but there are black people as well

Ms Morocco for example has "olive' skin and long dark hair.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

132 the last Sun Gatekeeper
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Sounds like a good name for a fantasy novel. Make a note.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (amcLV)

133 96 "I don't believe that the muslims celebrate motherhood. They just don't give the wimmins a choice in the matter."

They don't do it in the western manner, but if you talk with Muslim women they'll tell you how important it is they are giving sons to their husbands...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

It elevates their status, unlike in Europe where it lowers it or the US where it is largely neutral.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (okun6)

134 Armadillos carry leprosy. Possums eat bugs. Possums for the win

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (BlDDt)

135 did the folks at the counter reach a conclusion?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 12:32 PM (VyBeY)

The cute black girl said possums are cuter, but the two mechanics and a driver voted in favor of armadillos.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (Z2yLo)

136 Opossums are nearly immune to rabies, because of their low body temperature.
Armadillos carry leprosy.
Do you want your fingers or other appendages to fall off?

The choice is clear.

Posted by: Possum Liberation Front at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (JM9I6)

137 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)


Win the World Cup!

Two weeks later...The Death of Your Civilization!

Quite the turn-around, Spain. Quite the turn-around.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)
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Ironically, Spain' star player Lamine Yamal is ... Moroccan

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

138 Squirrels > Armadillos >>>> Possums

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (sKqQm)

139 This seems to be also a repeat of the "Green March" in 1975.

https://tinyurl.com/mu73a87u

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (lNxD2)

140 Strictly regulated.
Yep. They're f*cked.

Posted by: Bosk at July 31, 2026 12:35 PM (VMFAF)

141 Possums >>> Mitch McConnell

Posted by: Am I doing this right? at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (WkL+O)

142 >> Meanwhile, the socialist Spanish government -- which just months ago launched a program to give legal status to some 500,000 illegal immigrants in the country

I think I see the problem: the part where it says “socialist Spanish government”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (cq1gA)

143 Pooping in the street ? never heard of such a thing.
Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (FtULh)

yeah, who would do such a thing?

at least keep it indoors....


-_-

Posted by: unknown EPA employee at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (nXhwP)

144 124 Spain could use a man like Franco again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

Chevy Chase told me he's still dead.

Posted by: Way back when at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (2Ez/1)

145 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

She is probably descended from southern slaves then. The videos of the invaders show they are uniformly brown and generally indistinguishable from any other Mediterranean people group.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (lFFaq)

146 Someone should remind the Spanish king the reason he has that throne is his ancestors kicked the Muslims out.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

147 Chipmunks >Squirrels > Armadillos >>>> Possums

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)

148 Possums >>> Mitch McConnell
Posted by: Am I doing this right? at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (WkL+O)
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Boy. That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (amcLV)

149 Possums >>> Mitch McConnell
Posted by: Am I doing this right? at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (WkL+O)

i would reverse it.

mcconnel plays dead better than a possum on the side of the road for a week.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (nXhwP)

150 Ms Morocco for example has "olive' skin and long dark hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

Hardwood, or Berber carpet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

151 130 Pooping in the street ? never heard of such a thing.
Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at July 31, 2026 12:33 PM (FtULh)

Pikers

Posted by: Amber Turd at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (N39Ws)

152 Now that citizens are angry and voting out traitors (when traitors can't steal elections), this is Phase Two.

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (Wkrcf)

153 146 Someone should remind the Spanish king the reason he has that throne is his ancestors kicked the Muslims out.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

Except he is a lesser "son" of greater sires.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (lNxD2)

154 Speaking of chipmunks and squirrels, I've seen plenty of people that have managed to get squirrels to come eat out of their hand and I see how you could do it with some times. Squirrels will watch you if you are around them and show curiosity.

But chipmunks just run away so I don't know how anyone can get one to eat out of your hand...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)

155 I live near a gun range and it gets pretty loud at times while I'm working. But today is sounds like sweet birdsong to me.

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (Wkrcf)

156 Honda opening a new plant in Tel Aviv to assemble Abraham Accords.

Posted by: Motor Trends at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (JM9I6)

157 big map game nerds > quokkas > capybaras > racoons > bunnies > baby skunks > Chipmunks >Squirrels > Armadillos >>>> Possums

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (3uBP9)

158 Oh, speaking of shitting in the streets a few weeks back I was driving over the Atchafalaya bridge in Louisiana when traffic came to a complete stop because of a broke down oversize load blocking the way. Well, blocking the shoulder and right lane. Took an hour to crawl two miles. Two miles from the rest area. Looked over and saw a car on the shoulder and done dude's hiney sticking out...wiping his ass.

For the record it was a white hiney.

So close to that rest area, yet so far.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (Z2yLo)

159 Except he is a lesser "son" of greater sires.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (lNxD2)\-------------
*sadz*

Posted by: Carlos II at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (amcLV)

160 Hope everyone is having a great day
I am not

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LGx5a)

161 Hardwood, or Berber carpet?

Muslims aren't supposed to have hair downstairs so I would guess she goes with the former.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

162 Oh and people on X are blaming the Jews.

==

"People"


https://tinyurl.com/mrx8xw3a

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

163 Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh how did I get leprosy

Posted by: Paul McCartney first draft at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LSV6F)

164 Hey, remember when Spain won the World Cup ? Good times !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:25 PM (g47mK)

When the World Cup was going on, I pointed out to some of my friends that there were a lot of Africans and Arabs on the European teams, but no white guys on the African or Arab teams. Guess we know why.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (QaH55)

165 Now on the other hand, if I decided I didn’t want to set my hair on fire…. This is in North Africa so it’s not like these people can stroll right into mainland Spain… so maybe defcon 3 but not 2 or 1

Does Spain have a retarded judiciary so that once you’re in Cueta they have to let you board a ship for mainland Spain if you wanna go? If so that’s a defcon 2 situation. Maybe I should light my hair!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (qORvR)

166 "Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right." Buy ammo. That is all."

I'm wondering how Islam managed to capture most of the "Bile Lands", then proceed almost to Paris before finally being repelled. My partial guess is most good Christian communities were not prepared for a large militant group, that would take over communities one by one.

The "Good Christians" of today think they can "Coexist" with anyone, it will all work out in time, "we've been here a couple thousand years (or couple hundred for USA), so we (and our liberty) will continue forever".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)

167 How many "people" you need ?! We have cheap!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

168 You laugh but the UK Parliament is considering adding a second member to their army.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

Will one of them be issued a gun???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (vDZgA)


This is not the time to embrace radical far-right demands.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (jGGMD)

169 I went to Gaza/Jabalya when I was 14. I had Big Ideas About Building Bridges for Peace.

I came away with 2 conclusions:

1.) I felt sorry them

2.) They must be kept at arm's length, even if it means war

As time has gone on, conclusion #1 no longer holds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (BI5O2)

170 Speaking of chipmunks and squirrels, I've seen plenty of people that have managed to get squirrels to come eat out of their hand and I see how you could do it with some times. Squirrels will watch you if you are around them and show curiosity.

Yuck. You don't know what parasites or diseases they're carrying.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

171 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (BlDDt)

172 The question now is will Spain send ships to ferry the invaders across the Med into Spain proper?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (2UnvF)

173 I'm embarrassed to say (had basically no geographic education when young) that -- prior to this recent story -- I had no idea that there were a couple of Spanish land areas at the tip of North Africa adjacent to Morocco.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (YDC8i)

174 Leprosy
All my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be

Posted by: Paul McCartney first draft at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LSV6F)

This I feel as the dawn, it fades to gray.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (p/31p)

175 >>> But chipmunks just run away so I don't know how anyone can get one to eat out of your hand...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:39 PM (sKqQm)


I have a ton of chipmunks. Bet the area is thick with little foxes too. I think the chipmunks are too cautious, nervous about their primary predator to take a chance on making human friends.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:42 PM (3uBP9)

176 >>I'm embarrassed to say (had basically no geographic education when young) that -- prior to this recent story -- I had no idea that there were a couple of Spanish land areas at the tip of North Africa adjacent to Morocco.


It should have been easy enough to guess. They controlled the Strait of Gibraltar for about 500 years or so.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (zGzrB)

177 The ironic thing that this is not desperate behavior for North Africans. Whenever they are housed in a concentrated apartment structure in a group in the EU, it takes a few weeks, but the entire area surrounding the apartments will be loaded up with trash and literal shit.
——

They are just culturally enriching their new countries and slave citizenry.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (xvV+O)

178 As time has gone on, conclusion #1 no longer holds./i]

They lost a war in '47 and are still in "refugee" camps through their own choices.

Now compare that to all the people that got moved around in Europe after WWII or in south asia after the Paki/India split

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

179 Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (YDC8i)

I didn't know that either. I suspect very few did.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (lFFaq)

180 Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LGx5a

Sorry, Skip. What's going on?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (xSAlF)

181 Armadillos carry leprosy. Possums eat bugs. Possums for the win
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:34 PM (BlDDt)

Possums carry rabies. Didn't you ever see Cujo?

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (Z2yLo)

182 Will one of them be issued a gun???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:29 PM (vDZgA)


That's rayciss.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (ExV1e)

183 Genghis Khan never had it so easy, shame Socialists weren't his opponents

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (LGx5a)

184 The question now is will Spain send ships to ferry the invaders across the Med into Spain proper?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (2UnvF)

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Can they deploy a floating sinking military bridge like Biden did off the coast of Gaza?

* cue Admiral Ackbar *

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (YDC8i)

185 >>>locals liken the invasion to an "apocalypse."

*3 decades withstanding mockery for preparing for a zombie apocalypse*

*grins, smugly*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (dK+Kv)

186 It’s time to start hanging left wing judges. They are the primary tool the subversives are using to destroy sovereign countries. They wear the law like a skin suit, and under the color of that legitimacy bring down an entire society.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (04KGT)

187 Remember folks while watching these videos of World War Z zombies flooding across Spain.

Your betters told you that you don't need 30 round mags.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (WYStd)

188 Possums carry rabies. Didn't you ever see Cujo?
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (Z2yLo)

I think you mean *bats*. IIRC, Cujo was bitten on the snout by a rabies-infested bat.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (lNxD2)

189 Working on a hot roof, and no where near done today

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (LGx5a)

190 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo

I suspect if you showed a picture of her to an average person and asked "what country is this woman from" not many would say Spain....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

191 Thank God we live in the USA.

One barbarian plans to go to the Netherlands where his brother lives.

I watched a video last night. Stumbled on it via Elon's X (I don't have X). NY guy interviewing people in Barcelona. First he tried to talk to the African Moors and was run off by a nutcase who kept yelling American after he peed on a wall. This part of town had nothing but barbarians sitting around. I don't know if they were fresh out of the sea or this is where they hang out.

In a more affluent area, he interviewed natives. I was shocked that all but one man thought this is fine to be invaded as "they all work, etc." As liberal as a MN antifa goon.

At the end the translator said they are trying to have an Islamic political party and mentioned that Belgium already had one. Spain and Belgium are lost.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (hzuYO)

192 Israel fucked up by flirting with support for this policy.

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How? This is a Spanish problem, not an Israeli one.

If the West wants Israel to man the barricades against the Arabs so they don't have to, that's fine. But if they don't, then they can have a taste of Israel's pain.

I have no issue with them helping flush this human effluent into Europe. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (BI5O2)

193 @181 possums are immune to rabies unless they're sick from something else. Something about their temperature being too high

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (BlDDt)

194 BTW this is why there isn’t a Second Amendment in Spain. The people can do nothing but hide in their houses.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (04KGT)

195 Hope everyone is having a great day
I am not
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (LGx5a)

Sorry to hear that.

I'd offer you a glass of whiskey if I could.

I'd give you the whole bottle even.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (Z2yLo)

196 18 Round them up and kill them all.

Dump their corpses into the Mediterranean.

It is the only way.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (zGzrB)

He seems nice.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (odBC9)

197 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (BlDDt)
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Er...maybe better than that. Joan wound up getting burned at the stake.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (amcLV)

198 Armadillos are definitely cuter than possums."

And armored
Posted by: man


They're like the Army.
You have infantry divisions (possums) and you have armored divisions (armadillos).

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (Zja42)

199 Yeah, it's kind of a non-story. Until we see drone footage of 80,000 "Moroccan men" swimming across the Mediterranean...meh.

Posted by: Person with a map at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (2Ez/1)

200 It should have been easy enough to guess. They controlled the Strait of Gibraltar for about 500 years or so.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (zGzrB)

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I have to double-down on ignorance; I didn't know that either -- thanks garrett!

What a philistine ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (YDC8i)

201 200

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (odBC9)

202 Possums carry rabies. Didn't you ever see Cujo?
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (Z2yLo)

Correct. They don't suffer from rabies, but they can still carry it. That is Littlest Kidlet's fun fact to go with her shirt that says "Come closer so I can teach you about rabies".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (lFFaq)

203 They wear the law like a skin suit, and under the color of that legitimacy bring down an entire society.

My standard on this is how would FDR have responded to a judge demanding he stop using government action against Japanese undocumented workers in '42?

That should be Trump's standard in dealing with the Cartel Judges

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

204 166 "Gun up, make local friends, head on a swivel and get your mind right." Buy ammo. That is all."

I'm wondering how Islam managed to capture most of the "Bile Lands", then proceed almost to Paris before finally being repelled. My partial guess is most good Christian communities were not prepared for a large militant group, that would take over communities one by one.

The "Good Christians" of today think they can "Coexist" with anyone, it will all work out in time, "we've been here a couple thousand years (or couple hundred for USA), so we (and our liberty) will continue forever".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)

The original Arab invaders were horse nomads during Islam's big expansion period. Basically similar to the Hunnic, Mongol, and Turkic invasions from Central Asia. City arabs are not nearly as fierce.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (okun6)

205 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics — my know it all statement for the day

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (qORvR)

206 Those videos look like NY and NJ where all the illegals are fleeing for deportation protection and free shit paid for by taxpayers. The citizens of those states should wear kick me signs.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (04KGT)

207

I am reminded of Scarface for some reason.

Commies gonna Commie.




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (och2J)

208 Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (LGx5a

Sorry to hear that, Skip. Do you have to go back tomorrow?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (xSAlF)

209
Sorry, Skip. What's going on?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==============

Skip was awake when he should have been sleeping very early this morning, I know that much.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (mmrXZ)

210 I think you mean *bats*. IIRC, Cujo was bitten on the snout by a rabies-infested bat.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2026 12:44 PM (lNxD2)

Oh. Well...damn.

I'm trying to think of a witty reply but failing miserably.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (Z2yLo)

211 Spain is definitely on my shit-list.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2026 12:47 PM (qFwJc)

212 Honored guests of Spain's socialists.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 12:48 PM (JvZF+)

213 Something about their temperature being too high
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Too low. We are chill.

Posted by: Possum Holler at July 31, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6)

214 >>How? This is a Spanish problem, not an Israeli one.


You aren't endearing yourself to anyone by turning the Imperialism accusation around on the Spanish in this way and supporting the invasion.

They should not have got themselves involved in this way. Keep your mouth shut and keep killing gazans. The world appreciates you for it.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:48 PM (zGzrB)

215 One day, it's Women Women Women Pussy Women

Then the next out of nowhere it's all Critical Race Theory, in the schools, in your face, all the time and it's all anyone is talking or thinking about.

The next it's All Trannies All Day Long, forever, like we woke up in another town or timeline.

Then briefly it's Illegals and Stolen Land.

Then, out of the ether, you turn around, and like magic it's - Sudden Muslim Invasion.........

And that's where we will be now, until the next subject change.

Interesting how "they" seem to be able to change the channel, almost at will.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (p/31p)

216
Why does that socialist girl think "foreigners" will cleanse Spain of racism? Are dark-skinned people never racist?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (mmrXZ)

217 I don't think I really need to remind you that I am staunch supporter of Israel and of killing muslims, do I?

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (zGzrB)

218 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics — my know it all statement for the day
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

And Hansen's disease is not the same disease as the leprosy of the Bible.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (77rzZ)

219 Trump has tried to play the long game with judges. Through sheer perseverance he has gotten numerous rulings that set precedent and clearly delineate powers of the executive branch.

However the hammer needs to come down on judges like the one in Massachusetts who completely ignored the Supreme Court ruling on TPS. The courts are too weak and apathetic to police their own.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (04KGT)

220 This invasion was engineered by the socialist Spain Supreme Court, which ruled that if invaders cross into Ceuta, they get to stay


How do you say Judge Boasberg in Spanish?


Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (M0V4/)

221 A few months ago I was reading a thread on reddit about living in Spain.

It was almost all British people talking about how wonderful it was because everything is so cheap and they get to meet so many nice foreigners (as in non-Spaniards) in the stores they go to.

There were a couple of Spaniards in the thread who mentioned there are no jobs and salaries are tiny so yes cost of living might be low compared to the UK or US but it doesn't matter.

Now I live it to the reader to figure out how and why the views of the Brits and Spaniards were so different

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

222 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics —

I thought Hanson's disease was a kind of earworm.

Mmmbop.

Posted by: far cry at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (LSV6F)

223 Over the rest of this century Africans will add 2 billion people. This might not be the end.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (wGerL)

224 Those citizen states are ideal locations to round them up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (AJWch)

225 Someone should remind the Spanish king the reason he has that throne is his ancestors kicked the Muslims out.
Posted by: 18-1
.......

And the Reconquista took centuries.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (UjdFS)

226 More Straights in Gibraltar or Hormuz?

Posted by: The Gay Men's Chorus at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (JM9I6)

227 We just love it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: Fabian Society at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (V362x)

228 It’s not leprosy, it’s Hansen’s disease…curable with antibiotics — my know it all statement for the day
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 12:46 PM (qORvR)

Hansen's disease is a form of leprosy and, while curable to a point, any damage done before treatment is irreversible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:50 PM (lFFaq)

229 >>> I'm embarrassed to say (had basically no geographic education when young) that -- prior to this recent story -- I had no idea that there were a couple of Spanish land areas at the tip of North Africa adjacent to Morocco.


It should have been easy enough to guess. They controlled the Strait of Gibraltar for about 500 years or so.


Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:43 PM (zGzrB)


Some a bit down farther south too. Impossible to pronounce correctly and I think they're named that way just to give them a chance to correct foreigners who attempt to pronounce them. Or just call them the Canary Islands. I mean, you'll look at the name, you'll start to pronounce it, and the Spanish person will just wait in joyful anticipation of saying, "no bahnahnah dream it is (inhuman sounds)"

Posted by: banana Dream teldldldliffayee at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (3uBP9)

230 My 215 post covered the last 9 years. I skipped covid for brevity and mistakenly forgot the long dalliance with BLM - after Women but before CRT.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (p/31p)

231 One of my dearest friends is Moroccan. She immigrated to the states over 30 years ago. She is most definitely what I'd call black in terms of her complexion.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Which means her ancestors were likely slaves brought into the area after the Ummayyed conquest of the Magreb. The original settlers of North Africa were Phoenicians, aka white people from the Levant.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (diia5)

232 The Princess of Asturias is the heir to the Spanish throne. She's 20 and good looking, going through military training. Go all Joan of Ark kiddo

I suspect if you showed a picture of her to an average person and asked "what country is this woman from" not many would say Spain....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)
______

The true Spaniards are very fair-skinned. I was surprised at all the locals in Madrid who looked like me (I'm white AF). But that's the "true" Spaniards. When you get to cities like Barcelona, you see many more dark-skinned locals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

233 Anybody know how to say "Allahu Akbar" in Spanish?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 31, 2026 12:51 PM (MNCvZ)

234 >>Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)


Last year's Tour de Espana (Cycling) was a wake-up call. The entire event was destroyed by the migrants/muslim sympathizers.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (zGzrB)

235 trash, shit and vermin opened for the Greatful Dead at the Cow Palace in 1978.

Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (DtXRU)

236 I'm wondering how Islam managed to capture most of the "Bile Lands", then proceed almost to Paris before finally being repelled. My partial guess is most good Christian communities were not prepared for a large militant group, that would take over communities one by one.

The Persian and Byzantine empires were exhausted after fighting a decades long war against each other.

And the Caliphate was smart to play groups off against each other. The Jews in Israel and the Copts in Egypt were not strongly motivated to stop the original invasion because they had poor relations with the Orthodox Byzantines.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (sKqQm)

237 The people can do nothing but hide in their houses.
——-

“Their” house ain’t gonna be, for very much longer now is it?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 12:52 PM (L83/J)

238
Hey, they're Dreamers!

They may dream of raping, looting and throat cutting but you're not going to let them be judged on their worst day, are you?

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)

239 Comments are, like, drear and dreary.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (odBC9)

240 Spain had all that land 100 years ago, but they lost most of it in the RIF war to the Berbers. Franco cut his teeth down there and learned how to deal with the Republicans.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (wGerL)

241 I suspect if you showed a picture of her to an average person and asked "what country is this woman from" not many would say Spain....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 12:45 PM (sKqQm)

It'll be really tough to tell when she's wearing the customary garb of her home country - a burqua.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (WYStd)

242 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!

Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

243 240 Spain had all that land 100 years ago, but they lost most of it in the RIF war to the Berbers. Franco cut his teeth down there and learned how to deal with the Republicans.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 12:53 PM (wGerL)

Franco's personal guard was Moroccan cavalry.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (okun6)

244 242 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!
Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

; )

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (odBC9)

245 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!
Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

Lol.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (lFFaq)

246 Phoenicians, aka white people from the Levant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Leave me out of this!

Posted by: Oscar Levant at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (JM9I6)

247
60,000?

That's a lot of cancer curing.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:56 PM (p/31p)

248 - Took to comment 51 but naturalfake brought up the song that entered my head as soon as I read the post.
As for the rest of ya, been too long since ya watched Jaws I reckon.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 31, 2026 12:56 PM (/XKEa)

249 Speaking of chipmunks and squirrels, I've seen plenty of people that have managed to get squirrels to come eat out of their hand and I see how you could do it with some times. Squirrels will watch you if you are around them and show curiosity.

Yuck. You don't know what parasites or diseases they're carrying.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

The squirrels or the people?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (hmYU4)

250 I'll re-tell my chipmunk story from the July 4th, 2025 weekend last year:

. We'd never been to The North Rim of The Grand Canyon, so decided to see if we could go (two weeks before the July 4th weekend, figured there'd be no campgrounds available -- true -- as well as no rooms -- however, they did have two motel rooms left, as all the others and all the cabins were full).

. Had no phone coverage, so no idea that the night of Saturday, July 4, there had been a lightning strike about 50 miles to the NW.

. Checked-out of our room Sunday morning, and sat with our feet up upon the cliff's stone wall with coffees prior to leaving -- when I put my car key-fob on the wall.

. A cute chipmunk appeared and the wifey took some photos.

. Then the critter bolted for my key-fob and tried to grab it with its mouth, and we had to shoo it away before it could abscond with it down the canyon wall into its hidey-hole.

. We didn't find out about the Dragon Bravo fire via our phones until we got to civilization. The lodge burned down the next day. So we were among the last to see it. If that chipmunk had stolen my car key-fob ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (YDC8i)

251 > Why does that socialist girl think "foreigners" will cleanse Spain of racism? Are dark-skinned people never racist?

Leftists literally redefined racism so that only white people can be racist. You have to have power to be racist and only white people have power.

They also believe unchecked immigration from the third world somehow offsets the white sins of the past they claim we still carry.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (mkw2N)

252 That young woman in the Erik Schmitt video reminds me of a female Hitler. Scary. As are the fools behind her grinning and clapping.


Kinda like the clapping seals behind Barky when he declared he was going to fundamentally transform us.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (hwLGC)

253 Phoenicians, aka white people from the Levant.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Leave me out of this!
Posted by: Oscar Levant at July 31, 2026 12:55 PM (JM9I6)
__________

"Me too!"

-- Gerald Levert

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

254 What they want to do right here.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (7s9Qe)

255 wow

The Guardian
Italy says it’s suspending EU Schengen arrangement with Spain after 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (odBC9)

256 They don't want to cure racism they want to "cure" white people.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (p/31p)

257 This is what happens when you make one too many excuses not to drop leftists out of helicopters.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (vSvIl)

258 Dirty Sanchez needs fed to the chipper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 12:59 PM (wOO3z)

259 Anybody know how to say "Allahu Akbar" in Spanish?
.......

Cuidado piso mojado?

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)

260
260 men to stop 60,000? Absurd.



That depends.

260 USMC infantrymen, armed with SAWs, a permissive ROE and blanket pardons under UCMJ? My money is on the Devil Dogs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2026 12:59 PM (1THg7)

261 250 I'll re-tell my chipmunk story from the July 4th, 2025 weekend last year:
...
We didn't find out about the Dragon Bravo fire via our phones until we got to civilization. The lodge burned down the next day. So we were among the last to see it. If that chipmunk had stolen my car key-fob ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 12:57 PM (YDC8i)

Yikes!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:00 PM (odBC9)

262 Primitives play dominance much differently than sophisticates.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 01:01 PM (AJWch)

263 The squirrels or the people?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

The squirrels. I don't touch wild animals. At least not vertebrates. Maybe a butterfly or moth, or a caterpillar.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

264 All of the purple haired psycho women are going to demand that the Spaniards give up their homes and their females to the mob.

Actually, that is already happening, by force.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 01:01 PM (0U5gm)

265 Why does that socialist girl think "foreigners" will cleanse Spain of racism? Are dark-skinned people never racist?

She is repeating what she was told.

And I suspect there is an insidious feminist element here too which tells her masculine men are bad even if that is what her biology is primed to want. But African masculine men? Yes feminists theoretically don't like them either but the rest of the left's ideology tells her they are good unlike native men.

So if she ends up with a Spanish guy she's committing a sin...but a Moroccan guy? Even if he is more machismo then that Spanish guy? Well that's not just ok that's revolutionary action baby. And she gets her tingles tingled to boot.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

266 The Guardian
Italy says it’s suspending EU Schengen arrangement with Spain after 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta
Posted by: m
......

Yay! You go Giorgia.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

267 wow

The Guardian
Italy says it’s suspending EU Schengen arrangement with Spain after 60,000 migrants reach Ceuta
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 12:58 PM (odBC9)
________

Yea, and more than that. Italy has also reportedly actually closed its sea and air borders with Spain. If true, that is huge.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

268 Greta now needs to sail a flotilla to address the many thousands of plastic ring floaties on the beach. Maybe pick up a new boyfriend and potty train him.

None of them swam, that I saw. They probably can't swim. I assume Morocco bought the floaties.

Arriving in swimsuits and a shirt. Some shirtless. No money. No food. No other clothes. No shelter. No plans. What did Morocco think would happen? Oh, yeah, they don't care and sent criminals to thin their herd.

In the Barcelona video a guy who spoke English said they are there because everything is free. One produced a Spanish healthcare card. The ONE Spanish man who had sense said it's free because we pay for it.

And, of course, the free moocher will vote for Sanchez again who gave amnesty to 500k. Of course.

Same playbook as Obungo and Biden dangling carrots to lower the national IQ and standards. Who cares about that pesky national debt, culture or freedom?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (hzuYO)

269 BBC

About 60,000 migrants have crossed into Spain's North African territory of Ceuta from Morocco in the last 24 hours, Ceuta's president said....

UK Prime Minister Andy Burnham and the French president offered to help Spain.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (odBC9)

270 Cuidado piso mojado?
Posted by: wth

"Basura."

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

271 Like Webster's Dictionary, we're Morocco bound!

Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sFNX2)

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* that went over my head *

[Per Brave "AI":] "The line relies on a pun on the word 'bound.' In this context, it serves a double meaning: the characters are traveling to Morocco, and they are comparing their destination to Morocco leather, a type of goat-skin leather historically used for binding books like Webster's Dictionary."

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 01:02 PM (YDC8i)

272 Anybody know how to say "Allahu Akbar" in Spanish?
.......

Cuidado piso mojado?
Posted by: wth


Nosotras estamos jodidas?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 01:03 PM (/eAef)

273 They don't want to cure racism they want to "cure" white people.
Posted by: ...

Not my preferred method, but I'll try it.

Posted by: Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier at July 31, 2026 01:03 PM (M0V4/)

274 Hey maybe that chipmunk was just trying to drive out of the fire zone as well

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

THE MORNING RANT: Google and Outlook’s Search Functionality, Another Technology that Apparently Doesn’t Exist Any More

There’s a meme about technical capabilities that we once had, such as landing humans on the moon, that are unreproducible in modern times. It always ends with a somber, “That technology doesn’t exist any more.”

Fifteen years ago I never would have believed that the ability to search for work emails would be lost to progress, but that has happened. If you use Outlook at work, then you know what I’m talking about.

Let’s say I’m looking for an email between me and Acme Oil Company regarding a Power of Attorney. There was a time when I could click on the folder where I move emails involving Acme Oil, and then simply search that folder for “power of attorney.” I would then be presented all emails in that folder with the three-word sequence “power of attorney,” in sequential order, starting with most recent email.

For some inexplicable reason, Microsoft decided to improve enshittify Outlook such that the search feature has become almost completely useless. Now if I search for “power of attorney” in the Acme Oil file to find an email from last month, it will provide me a long list of emails, but probably not the one I’m looking for. It will also present me emails from other clients that are not even part of my search containing the words “power of attorney.” It will also provide me every email that ever contained the words “power,” “attorney,” and most importantly, the word “of.” Comically, it also prominently displays “Top Results,” which tend to be heirloom emails from a long time ago, and unrelated to my current search.

It’s not just Microsoft that has destroyed its search capabilities. Google has also sabotaged its product for some reason, perhaps political, or maybe to entice more clicks. Whatever the reason, Google now seems determined to not let you find what you are searching for, or at a minimum, they are now making it a quest.

Responses to this tweet are pretty funny. A few are below the fold, along with a further exposition on Google.

Outlook tweet responses.png


Never forget that the Artemis II crew that flew by the moon last April had to call Tech Support back on Earth, because both of their Outlook versions were inoperable.



There were stories when I was younger that American auto manufacturers intentionally degraded the quality of their vehicles in the 1970s. The alleged reason was the hope that planned obsolescence would increase the sales frequency of buyers. While this is likely an apocryphal story, the American automakers lost their dominant market share because they seemed indifferent to quality while others started focusing on quality.

Something similar is happening with Google. It came to dominate online search by having the far superior product. Back in the day it could find something I was looking for better than any other search engine. In fact, Google seemed to know intuitively what I was seeking even if my query was poorly worded. But now, Google has degraded its product so badly that it frequently refuses to produce the result of an easy search. As Jesse Singal notes below, you can give it direct quotes from a piece you are searching for, but Google will often still refuse to produce the article (which Grok quickly retrieves.)

Sabotaging your own product, as Google and Outlook have appeared to do, is an amazing business strategy to grow a business.


[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:00 AM (Zja42)

2 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:00 AM (Zja42)

3 There were stories when I was younger that American auto manufacturers intentionally degraded the quality of their vehicles in the 1970s. The alleged reason was the hope that planned obsolescence would increase the sales frequency of buyers. While this is likely an apocryphal story, the American automakers lost their dominant market share because they seemed indifferent to quality while others started focusing on quality.



*Dodge Aries K Car has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:02 AM (Zja42)

4 Quiet in here. Too quiet...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2026 11:02 AM (kgE5c)

5 But AI... and datacenters will make this all.... better?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

6 Quiet in here. Too quiet...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Midsummer Friday. Vacations.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:03 AM (Zja42)

7 > *Dodge Aries K Car has entered the chat.
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Chevy Citation snickers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 11:04 AM (2Cry5)

8 Pontiac Grand Am has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 11:04 AM (wOO3z)

9 I have a hotmail account. I noticed they now demand you enter your MS info to log in. Once I check every location that I have the hotmail account as the contact, I'm going to delete it. I wonder if I can delete the MS account as well and just use the "guest account" sign in on my computers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

10 About a dozen years ago the commies realized that search results often aided in uncovering truth so they had to make them impossible. Note how Google quietly got rid of their "cached page" option in case you want proof of what was on a page yesterday or earlier or last week. An accurate record is really really bad for communism. The internet has become the Animal Farm wall.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:04 AM (p/31p)

11 4 Quiet in here. Too quiet...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2026 11:02 AM (kgE5c)

The AI is suppressing the comments.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 11:04 AM (odBC9)

12 Outlook and MS Office in general sucks ass. Glad I'm counting down the hours I have left to be subjected to shitty software.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (GTqXr)

13 >>Google has also sabotaged its product for some reason, perhaps political, or maybe to entice more clicks. Whatever the reason, Google now seems determined to not let you find what you are searching for, or at a minimum, they are now making it a quest.


Done intentionally to increase ad revenue.
I sh#t you not. I'll find a link. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (X8xt3)

14 I still love the restaurant named "Thai Food Near Me."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (2Ez/1)

15 One word.

India.

Enough said.

Posted by: DoctorMew at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (fn5TX)

16 You need to set your computer up without an MS account. It means no ms store but it offers you a limited degree of protection.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (p/31p)

17 >Done intentionally to increase ad revenue.
I sh#t you not. I'll find a link. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (X8xt3)

More lousy search results equals more ad impressions. More ad impressions equals higher revenue.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (GTqXr)

18 There were stories when I was younger that American auto manufacturers intentionally degraded the quality of their vehicles in the 1970s. The alleged reason was the hope that planned obsolescence would increase the sales frequency of buyers. While this is likely an apocryphal story, the American automakers lost their dominant market share because they seemed indifferent to quality while others started focusing on quality.


My uncle worked as an engineer in the auto biz in the 70s. He said the reason American cars were ens***tified was because the monkeys making them were so sloppy and uninterested the companies has to lose all of the tolerances. His favorite story was the bumper. The holes through which it was mounted had to be made larger because otherwise the parts likely wouldn't fit. The UAW did this to themselves. I have no sympathy for them. None.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (Riz8t)

19 The same guy who destroyed yahoo came in and took over google search.

Conincidence?

Posted by: DoctorMew at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (fn5TX)

20 Is this about me?

Posted by: The Chevy Vega at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (2Ez/1)

21 "How do I donate to Donald Trump"

"here are six sites where you can donate to Hillary Clinton"

Maybe it is political? Or do they just want us isolated and irritated?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (vbXSk)

22 14 I still love the restaurant named "Thai Food Near Me."
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (2Ez/1)

; )

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (odBC9)

23 Willowed:
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This whole thing of rallying around Fraudci just goes to show you two things.

1. The Narrative energized them.
2. They have a fidelity to the narrative that they cannot give up.

And they just play into another narrative that has shown not to be so much the case: that if you call out a person "crazies on the right" will kill him, so in calling out a person you are effectively "risking his/her life!" and you are "showing that you don't care whether he/she lives or dies".

Because "crazies on the right" regularly kill subjects of censure.

Their narratives will not go gently into that good night. Rage! Rage against the dying of the LIE!
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It is a reasonable fact that Fraudci belongs in orange. It's not the government (i.e., tax payers) who disserve to pay out each time damages are found to be based.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (Fi81e)

24 It will also provide me every email that ever contained the words “power,” attorney,” and most importantly, the word “of.”

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Yeah, the enshittifying of searching various systems drives me crazy. You used to be able to put quote marks around a phrase and get all results that matched that phrase exactly (a la SQL).

I used to be able to find virtually any comment I made here at AoSHQ using Google search operators to filter out unwanted results and only include specific terms or phrases.

I noticed that all went to shit and no longer works beginning around 2020, the worst year of our lives ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (YDC8i)

25 The search function of outlook and Google has gotten so shitty, that even using quotes won't work.

That used to be the killer app feature, that and wildcard* to get all results from a partial.

They have been improved to ignore the quote marks and still give you every email with "of" in it.

* I'll bet that doesn't work at all anymore

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (3cUTc)

26 I started using hey.com. I have an email address with them but I also use it to deal with my gmail account. Any emails from someone new show up on a list for you to decide if you want it or not. If you do, you can filter to Imbox (important), Paper Trail (for receipts and such), or the Feed, which puts newsletters and mailing groups into a blog like format. There are a couple of other options for things that need a reminder. It's easy to see even the stuff you go rid of. Made by the company that does Basecamp.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (bkuEU)

27 > >Done intentionally to increase ad revenue.
I sh#t you not. I'll find a link. . .

Posted by: Lizzy
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👍

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (2Cry5)

28 17 >Done intentionally to increase ad revenue.
I sh#t you not. I'll find a link. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (X8xt3)

More lousy search results equals more ad impressions. More ad impressions equals higher revenue.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (GTqXr)

huh

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (odBC9)

29 >>There were stories when I was younger that American auto manufacturers intentionally degraded the quality of their vehicles in the 1970s.

I worked for a Detroit based company when I first got out of school. When visiting HQ I would hear stories about disgruntled auto workers putting loose nuts and bolts in inaccessible places like inside door assemblies so people would hear rattling noises and not know where they came from.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (viF8m)

30 Outlook and MS Office in general sucks ass. Glad I'm counting down the hours I have left to be subjected to shitty software.

My nephew just started as a dev with Microsoft. There was a time that would have been viewed as an unalloyed good. I'm not so sure now.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (Riz8t)

31 And Microsoft search also blows. I can be in a directory and search for a key word and know it’s there and it returns…. Nothing.

I long for the days when you could properly do a keyword search. And a wildcard search. Their search tools went downhill the day they eliminated that.

Posted by: DoctorMew at July 31, 2026 11:09 AM (fn5TX)

32 People are like computer programs. They have bugs and glitches.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2026 11:09 AM (LHPAg)

33 But now, Google has degraded its product so badly that it frequently refuses to produce the result of an easy search.

That's because you don't understand what Google's product is. It isn't and never has been search.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:09 AM (2ocoG)

34 I have a similar experience with Outlook (piss be upon it).

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:09 AM (Fi81e)

35 Google’s search engine inundates users with hidden ads and prioritizes major brands over quality sources — with less than half the results that it spits out meeting the needs of the intended query, according to a new report released Monday.

Finance website WalletHub found that the world’s most popular search engine — which has come under fire for one of its key features failing to show results for the attempted assassination of Donald Trump — displays top 10 results only from advertisers more than a third of the time.

Meanwhile, nearly 60% of the results are not transparent, according to the study portion of the report, which analyzed 48 of the most popular credit card and banking terms searched by consumers on Google with the intent of identifying the best financial products. . .

https://tinyurl.com/msu8fwcw

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:09 AM (X8xt3)

36 Where is Netscape now that we REALLY need it … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 31, 2026 11:10 AM (ayRl+)

37 My uncle worked as an engineer in the auto biz in the 70s. He said the reason American cars were ens***tified was because the monkeys making them were so sloppy and uninterested the companies has to lose all of the tolerances. His favorite story was the bumper. The holes through which it was mounted had to be made larger because otherwise the parts likely wouldn't fit. The UAW did this to themselves. I have no sympathy for them. None.
Posted by: Archimedes

management shares some of the blame. They allowed all kinds of fuckery for decades and they signed the labor agreement. This is the same as the USW.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 11:10 AM (wOO3z)

38 Outlook enshitification the day 365 version forced on company. Probably 6 years, now things only get worse.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at July 31, 2026 11:10 AM (VdHS1)

39 I worked for a Detroit based company when I first got out of school. When visiting HQ I would hear stories about disgruntled auto workers putting loose nuts and bolts in inaccessible places like inside door assemblies so people would hear rattling noises and not know where they came from.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (viF8m)
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Does not surprise me as a long-time-ago employee of EDS, I have accumulated a lot of GM stories.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:11 AM (Fi81e)

40 Detroit literally crippled the V8 in order to meet Federal NOX emission standards. That's why we ended up with 11 mph to the gallon (with a tailwind) during epic monetary inflation and an Oil Embargo. They even went so far as to install a platinum catalyst in the exhaust, along with an Air pump, to efficiently burn all that wasted fuel spewing out the tailpipe.

One thing they did generally, valve spring pressure limits RPM, acting as a natural rev limiter. Weak valve springs meant fewer warranty returns from over-enthusiastic drivers, and 16 year olds.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 11:11 AM (uo3/3)

41 Did anyone confront Microsoft about the Artemis glitch? Did Microsoft ever respond to/explain/excuse it?

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)

42 As Google ai about it….

guy in charge of google search destroyed yahoo….

Prabhakar Raghavan, the former head of Google Search and Ads, oversaw search at Yahoo during its major decline before joining Google. Critics also accuse him of degrading quality at Google Search by prioritizing ads and AI features.

Posted by: DoctorMew at July 31, 2026 11:11 AM (fn5TX)

43 The UAW did this to themselves. I have no sympathy for them. None.

Back in the 80s there were infinite stories about how the workers at the big Chrysler plant near Chicago were always some combination of drunk and high.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:12 AM (2ocoG)

44 If you want to search on a phrase, enclose it double-quotes.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 31, 2026 11:12 AM (l+j3V)

45 Did anyone confront Microsoft about the Artemis glitch? Did Microsoft ever respond to/explain/excuse it?

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 11:11 AM (77rzZ)
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Perhaps it is in honor of Artemis, you are now doing a lot more hunting.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:12 AM (Fi81e)

46 I still long for windows 95, the last system that actually worked properly.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:13 AM (0U5gm)

47 You need to set your computer up without an MS account. It means no ms store but it offers you a limited degree of protection.
Posted by: ...

That's what I did. I also use AOL mail, lol. :->

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 11:13 AM (DZ9Lv)

48 https://tinyurl.com/yajz3skf

Google has found a new job for Prabhakar Raghavan, the executive largely responsible for running Google Search into the ground over the last four years — a period that's seen Google's search engine increasingly prioritize AI slop, shove more ads than ever at users, give Forbes and Reddit links priority placement, and basically make it harder than it's ever been to find what you're actually looking for.

Raghavan — who, before he came to Google, oversaw search at Yahoo during its decline from 2005 through 2012 — will now be Google's chief technologist, working closely with CEO Sundar Pichai. "Prabhakar has decided it's time to make a big leap in his own career," Pichai wrote in a memo to Googlers. "After 12 years leading teams across Google, he'll return to his computer science roots and take on the role of Chief Technologist, Google. In this role, he'll partner closely with me and Google leads to provide technical direction and leadership and grow our culture of tech excellence."

Posted by: DoctorMew at July 31, 2026 11:13 AM (fn5TX)

49 Did that movie scene actually say "Blue Oyster Cult"???

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 11:13 AM (DZ9Lv)

50 https://udm14.org/

Google without the AI embedded in the results.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 11:14 AM (2Cry5)

51
The most damaging evidence of Google’s decline comes not from external critics, but from Google’s own internal communications. Thanks to the Department of Justice’s antitrust lawsuit, we now have access to emails that reveal the ugly truth behind Google’s transformation from search innovator to advertising predator.

In 2019, internal emails show top Google executives from Search, Chrome, and Ads “hatching plans for pumping up ad revenues,” with the Search team explicitly working with the Ads team to “accelerate a launch of a new mobile layout” that would be “very revenue positive.” The executives didn’t just discuss revenue targets—they talked about how missing those targets would impact “the huge impact on our sales team” and their own personal wealth from stock prices. . .

The people responsible for organizing the world’s information were sitting around discussing how to manipulate search results to pad their quarterly numbers and personal stock portfolios. They even discussed “how not meeting their revenue goals will impact their personal wealth.”

This directly contradicts years of public denials.
https://tinyurl.com/4a7mzrt9

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:14 AM (X8xt3)

52 @ 26 I started using hey.com. I have an email address with them but I also use it to deal with my gmail account. Any emails from someone new show up on a list for you to decide if you want it or not. If you do, you can filter to Imbox (important), Paper Trail (for receipts and such), or the Feed, which puts newsletters and mailing groups into a blog like format. There are a couple of other options for things that need a reminder. It's easy to see even the stuff you go rid of. Made by the company that does Basecamp.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:08 AM (bkuEU)

____________________

Thanks for the heads-up on hey.com … I didn't know they were out there, so I'ma give 'em a check …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 31, 2026 11:14 AM (ayRl+)

53 Where is Netscape now that we REALLY need it … ?

It became Firefox, the first all-LGBTQ+ browser. They kind of lost interest in maintaining Thunderbird (the email client) which kind of benefitted it because the septum rings weren't touching it.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:14 AM (2ocoG)

54 "...11 mph to the gallon..."

Posted by: Wait, wut? at July 31, 2026 11:14 AM (2Ez/1)

55 >>Raghavan — who, before he came to Google, oversaw search at Yahoo during its decline from 2005 through 2012 — will now be Google's chief technologist, working closely with CEO Sundar Pichai.


So, a promotion?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:15 AM (X8xt3)

56 The people responsible for organizing the world’s information were sitting around discussing how to manipulate search results to pad their quarterly numbers and personal stock portfolios. They even discussed “how not meeting their revenue goals will impact their personal wealth.”

This directly contradicts years of public denials.
https://tinyurl.com/4a7mzrt9
Posted by: Lizzy

It's hard to keep up with the lies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 11:15 AM (wOO3z)

57 Oh, man Thunderbird--quick, functional and light.
Such a good program.
It wasn't until years later that Outlook even includes the calendar.

Another one is Word.
I had to retype a whole sentence I copied because even it's "clear all" for formatting would not remove the hard line break.
Those of us who used WordPerfect painfully know how shitty Word is.

I've seen video of a guy launching Word in Windows 3.1--faster, quicker, all the functionality you need today-- and way smaller.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 11:15 AM (3cUTc)

58 >Prabhakar Raghavan, the former head of Google Search and Ads, oversaw search at Yahoo during its major decline before joining Google. Critics also accuse him of degrading quality at Google Search by prioritizing ads and AI features.

Posted by: DoctorMew at July 31, 2026 11:11 AM (fn5TX)

See me at 17. End users don't generate revenue for Google.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 11:15 AM (GTqXr)

59 There's a toggle in the upper-right corner of my Outlook that says "Try the New Outlook."

I tried it ONCE. Then immediately switched it back.

I notice companies do this a lot. They like to make changes that will "improve" the customer experience but end up causing nothing but confusion and frustration because now it doesn't work the same anymore.

IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 11:16 AM (FZ29D)

60 Yes, if you drove a big ass boat or station wagon in the early 70s 11 mpg was what you used for planning

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 11:16 AM (uo3/3)

61 Could the issue be with "New Outlook"? I don't seem to be having the search problems you mention. But I'm also resisting "New Outlook" with all my might.

Posted by: Lady Who Files Emails ... SO. Many. Emails at July 31, 2026 11:17 AM (JCLJi)

62 I have a hotmail account. I noticed they now demand you enter your MS info to log in. Once I check every location that I have the hotmail account as the contact, I'm going to delete it. I wonder if I can delete the MS account as well and just use the "guest account" sign in on my computers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:04 AM (1Ff7Z)

Delete microsoft, too. Linux works well, and it is free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:17 AM (1z8ji)

63 All this will be fixed in Minx 0.9 beta.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 11:17 AM (WkL+O)

64 I haven't used Google search in many years, so long I cannot honestly remember. Nowadays I mostly use Grok for search. Very happy with it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2026 11:17 AM (1KK9q)

65 I started using hey.com.

I was just listening to Jason Senra's podcast interviewing DHH (David Heinemeier Hansson) who runs 37Signals (Basecamp, Hey.com, and the Omarchy Linux distribution). He's widely considered to be an intolerable fascist because he says Europe shouldn't be invaded (he's Danish).

Unsurprisingly all of this has definitely put him and his products on my radar.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:18 AM (2ocoG)

66 Google search went really evil when they started suppressing search results. 20 years ago.

It is nothing at all like it was intended. The results you want, just aren't there. Ever.

But they have 250 pages of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 11:18 AM (uo3/3)

67 Every operating system and software package is now worse than the previous one. Not only are the 'upgrades' degraded, but they add in plenty of useless things that I don't want, and make them the default, like the black version of everything that cannot be read.

Since every vendor is moving to a subscription model anyway, I just stopped upgrading as possible.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:19 AM (0U5gm)

68 *Dodge Aries K Car has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223

Up yours, I saved the company!

Posted by: Lee Iacocca at July 31, 2026 11:19 AM (JM9I6)

69 Because I love Thai food, I just Googled "Thai restaurants near me," which produced various results.

I opened the link to Trip Advisor and noticed that the #1 rated Thai food restaurant in my locale doesn't even serve Thai food:

1. Kazoku Restaurant
4.1
4.1 of 5 bubbles
(57 reviews)
Chinese, Japanese
$$ - $$$

Posted by: one hour sober at July 31, 2026 11:19 AM (J4Dwc)

70 7 > *Dodge Aries K Car has entered the chat.
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Chevy Citation snickers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Relative to Japanese and German cars they were crap; Three years and it was time to buy a new one. I brutalized Honda's and they were like new. Chevy and Dodge pickups would fall apart when used, only, as daily drivers. Ford wasn't far behind.

There was an article comparing Chinese and Russian products.
Chinese products are smooth, sleek and attractive; they quickly break or fall apart. Russian products are coarse and ugly but they seem to go on forever.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 11:20 AM (AJWch)

71 68 *Dodge Aries K Car has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223

Up yours, I saved the company!
Posted by: Lee Iacocca at July 31, 2026 11:19 AM (JM9I6)


Well, I *bought* my company!

Posted by: Victor Kiam at July 31, 2026 11:20 AM (WkL+O)

72 When I use a search engine, I get the distinct impression that it is not trying to help me find what I'm looking for but instead is trying to control what I can find.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2026 11:20 AM (OlzlW)

73 "Those of us who used WordPerfect painfully know how shitty Word is."

I was the ONLY lawyer I knew who used WP and it was, literally, perfect. My margins, line spacing, line height, word height, everything, columns, fields, super-duper easy. I refused to use Word and was so indispensable at my firm that I was given permission not to use Word. I eventually had to switch when I went indep-contractor and no longer had someone who could reformat my docs for other lawyers. However, around 2020 Word did get a little better so I switched and after deep diving into figuring it out (ugh) my stuff is generally passable by my standards. But, yeah, still, F Word.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 11:21 AM (DZ9Lv)

74 My primary technology bitch is automobiles. My wife wants me to buy her a new car, and get rid of her eight year old car with 150,000 miles on it, and I say in response the engine is in good shape (so no real need to trade) and cars these days are loaded with tech features I don't want, will never use, and will break the car down at the worst possible time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2026 11:21 AM (1KK9q)

75 And then, after Outlook has 'found' all the emails containing the word "of" they will reload every email you received in the last week. Just in case. Hundreds of them.

Posted by: Random PJ at July 31, 2026 11:21 AM (+jscL)

76 The UAW seemed not to care about quality or to be actively undermining it.

Someone I worked with bought a new US-made car in the late 80s. It always had a rattle that bugged him. At some point, a window broke & the repairman found a tin can inside the door. The can had a note on it that said, "You finally found me".

Posted by: Dave at July 31, 2026 11:21 AM (sbsMc)

77 When I use a search engine, I get the distinct impression that it is not trying to help me find what I'm looking for but instead is trying to control what I can find.

Posted by: Emmie



Very perspicacious of you.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:22 AM (0U5gm)

78 I remember how great Alta Vista was, how you could tailor your search queries with logical parenthetical expressions and parameters like "near."

It was only reluctantly that I left it for the Just Be Evil search engine. … Oops.

Posted by: mindful webworker - It seemed like a good idea at the time at July 31, 2026 11:22 AM (/YSzp)

79 Google fired all their search experts 10-odd years ago and replaced them with advertising experts like the aforementioned Prabhakar Raghavan.

Search is not Google's product, advertising is. It has always been thus.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:22 AM (2ocoG)

80 Every operating system and software package is now worse than the previous one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:19 AM (0U5gm)
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Microsoft's main purpose for Windows is to collect telemetry on you. Let me restate: To watch everything you do on it.

It stands true that if you are not paying, you are not the customer, you are the product.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:22 AM (Fi81e)

81 Prabhakar was born in India and spent his youth in Bhopal, Madras and Manchester. In 1981, he earned a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering from the Indian Institute of Technology Madras, followed by a Master of Science in electrical and computer engineering from the University of California, Santa Barbara in 1982. . .

Different culture, different values. Not a judgement, an observation.

No civic sense: https://tinyurl.com/4sfzv6ep

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:22 AM (X8xt3)

82 The K car was not a bad vehicle, it worked, it was inexpensive as far as that goes, and it had the styling of a bar of Ivory soap. It at least did what it was advertised to do.

What the tech elites are now doing is to make sure that their products do not do what they advertised, and instead make sure you do what they want you to do.

By the way Qwant.com had become useless as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2026 11:22 AM (rbvCR)

83 You need to set your computer up without an MS account. It means no ms store but it offers you a limited degree of protection.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (p/31p)

I do when I buy a new computer, I just wonder if I can delete the ms account and still access stuff.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:23 AM (1Ff7Z)

84 I got interested in hey.com when I installed Omarchy. It really is a unique way to handle mail. There's a feature called Bubble Up, that will bring an email back to your inbox after a set time. So much of it just handles the email for you. The sales emails mostly wind up in The Feed, where I can just scroll past most of them. There is a 30 free trial I believe.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:23 AM (bkuEU)

85 >>When I use a search engine, I get the distinct impression that it is not trying to help me find what I'm looking for but instead is trying to control what I can find.


THIS x1000

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:23 AM (X8xt3)

86
Delete microsoft, too. Linux works well, and it is free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Amen, preach it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 11:23 AM (AJWch)

87 Someone I worked with bought a new US-made car in the late 80s. It always had a rattle that bugged him. At some point, a window broke & the repairman found a tin can inside the door. The can had a note on it that said, "You finally found me".
Posted by: Dave at July 31, 2026 11:21 AM (sbsMc)

Dickheads.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 11:23 AM (wOO3z)

88 Google is also burying things for political reasons (memory holing).

Posted by: OnPoint at July 31, 2026 11:24 AM (RK/h9)

89 It's hard to keep up with the lies.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

That's because your spreadsheet has been enshittified.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 11:25 AM (DZ9Lv)

90
Siri told me this morning that Debbie Stabenow is my senator.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 11:25 AM (Y8DZL)

91 I still can't make Word do what I want. I have to find a formatted document from earlier, and carefully type over the previous wording. There are tabs and formatting cues in Word that cannot be overridden.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:25 AM (0U5gm)

92 I wonder if I can delete the MS account as well and just use the "guest account" sign in on my computers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:04 AM (1Ff7Z)


I switched to Linux. I assume that I have some MSoft account somewhere but I don't care enough to deal with it. I have put them behind me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:25 AM (ExV1e)

93 The UAW seemed not to care about quality or to be actively undermining it.

Posted by: Dave at July 31, 2026 11:21 AM (sbsMc)
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I've mentioned before that at the Oldsmobile plant in Lansing, Michigan, there was a bar across the street, the employees would spend most of their day there, and then one guy became the dedicated "punch-out guy", to go across the street and punch everybody out.

They spent most of their day drinking and kept their jobs because UNIONS protect the "working man"!

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:25 AM (Fi81e)

94 Google is also burying things for political reasons (memory holing).

The good(?) news is they're getting worse at that because like Microsoft they've replaced all the white nerds with H1Bs from Bangalore.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:25 AM (2ocoG)

95
There were stories when I was younger that American auto manufacturers intentionally degraded the quality of their vehicles in the 1970s. The alleged reason was the hope that planned obsolescence would increase the sales frequency of buyers. While this is likely an apocryphal story, the American automakers lost their dominant market share because they seemed indifferent to quality while others started focusing on quality.



I remember hearing years ago that Toyota had put in a tab on the odometer that would trip a cut-off switch at 40k miles so that you'd HAVE to bring your car in for the 40k service. Well, tow it in. Because the whole electrical system would die, and stay dead until the dealership could disassemble the dash, pull the odometer and clip off the tab.

Don't know how true the story was, but it was widely retold for awhile about 20 years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2026 11:26 AM (lnyj2)

96 The very last Ford turned out at the Ford plant in Mahwah, NJ was the Granada. Absenteeism, drunken workers doomed the plant.

Last GM product turned out at their Tarrytown, NY plant was the "dustbuster" vans. Similar story about crap, drunken workers.

Posted by: Sow, Reap at July 31, 2026 11:26 AM (JM9I6)

97 I had K-cars, Chevy Citations, and Tauruses. I was satisfied with all of them. Of course I wasn’t paying for them.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2026 11:26 AM (LHPAg)

98 Pretty simple - Google is in a mature market, yet needs to show increased profits every year.

Google therefore wants you to click on an ad to make money, and reducing the functionality of the search engine increases the chance that you'll click on an ad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2026 11:26 AM (aD4fx)

99 I don't think we are supposed to use email any more. I am glad I don't have to support Eudora.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:27 AM (bkuEU)

100 I once worked with a woman who had 20-30 stacks of printed emails, folders and other documents in her cube. I'm talking 4 - 5 feet high stacks. Ask her for anything - A N Y T H I N G - and she could quickly locate it. Even if it was years old.

She didn't trust the technology. Notably, we worked in the IT department.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (lvbMS)

101 Were there any employees sober on the assembly line?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (wOO3z)

102 As someone who used to work at Google....Google made the best, most relevant search engine for the internet...and tossed it away to make more money from ads and to massage results to favor political outcomes and to empower the IC community (which has always been behind the curtain there) to influence people.

Fuck Google.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (xcxpd)

103 noticed that all went to shit and no longer works beginning around 2020, the worst year of our lives ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (YDC8i)

And in 2018 to 2019 over a six to twelve month period they zipped up commenting on most local news sites which at the time had been a great place to be exposed to genuine information instead of just what the author and editor said.

COINCIDENTALLY

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (p/31p)

104 I just fired Microsponge and went to Linux Mint Cinnamon. Good riddence.

Posted by: nraendowment at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (kJRFf)

105 ... but Google will often still refuse to produce the article (which Grok quickly retrieves.

------------

Yep, I never use Google anymore -- but Brave is pretty much just as worthless. Any kind of complex query to Brave -- which often responds with its "AI" result -- usually returns the following message:

"Your query is too long."

[per Grok:] "This is the user-facing message displayed on Brave Search (search.brave.com) when a query exceeds its limits (typically ~400 characters or ~50 words for standard web search/API queries)."

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (YDC8i)

106 I haven’t used Google Search in it seems decades.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (W7ehW)

107 Amazon has also kneecapped their search function on their store. Worse, they've nearly destroyed library navigation on Kindle and completely trashed the ability to listen to *paid for* digital music without an additional subscription.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (lFFaq)

108 Yeah, if AI and web searches are the only source of information you have, if they say it never happened...it never happened. Keep your paper books. We're gonna need 'em later.

...and AOP is right about Linux.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:29 AM (3Pbwf)

109 Delete microsoft, too. Linux works well, and it is free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:17 AM (1z8ji)

I've tried it, AOP. Didn't like it and hard to find - at the time, programs to replace MS stuff. I have Libre Office now, but the kid's school and other places demand MS stuff.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

110 By the way, the walls are closing in on Trump. According to the Propaganda Press, brave people like Thumb Tillis and John Cornyn are now the idea leaders in the GOPe caucus, and they are "finally standing up" to fascism and Trump.

Uh huh, that's the fantasy world lefty "news" organizations live in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2026 11:29 AM (6p8KB)

111 This is one of the great things about ai, I am dealing with the enshitification of all the things by simply making my own tools and applications.

For instance, I've solved the Plex enshitificstion by rolling out my own media ecosystem server complete with a side loaded Roku app that is roughly two weeks away from being wife friendly.

I've also rolled out my own personal apps for iOS that do not have the ubiquitous ad-ware and tracking built in.

And generally speaking, all mail apps and platforms suck, and probably intentionally so.

So my recommendation is to build your own.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2026 11:29 AM (XV/Pl)

112 >She didn't trust the technology. Notably, we worked in the IT department.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (lvbMS)

I bet she had a red stapler in her cube too.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (GTqXr)

113 So my recommendation is to build your own.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2026 11:29 AM (XV/Pl)

It's like handloading!

It works for you clearly, but not everyone has time, money, or skills to roll your own.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (xcxpd)

114 One of the things I just lurve about Outlook is processing my unread mails.

I'll be clicking along, reading email after email, and suddenly, for no discernable reason, it will add read emails back into the list!

I don't mind that it keeps emails I just read in the list, because I'm queueing through it and if I press up (or down), I'm not going to run into them.

But no, it flashes and puts a bunch of previously read emails in my path.

I don't get what the Outlook programmers don't get about "unread".

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (Fi81e)

115
Eh, Amazon sabotaged their own Product Search.

You'd have a better chance in getting exactly what you're looking for by-

throwing AlphaBits cereal at a Best Buy Salesman.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (iJfKG)

116 I believe the idiot who ruined searches is now employed by Amazon. At least, it sure looks like it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (0U5gm)

117 Unfortunately the incentive for employees at large corporations is to make changes just so they can claim credit and try to get promoted. So companies in largely monopolistic positions will continuously make their products worse so long as external pressure isn't introduced.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 31, 2026 11:31 AM (okun6)

118 Been using Duck Duck Go, but sometimes try alternatives. Yandex actually works as long as it’s not something the Russians would lie about.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 11:31 AM (W7ehW)

119 For instance, I've solved the Plex enshitificstion by rolling out my own media ecosystem server complete with a side loaded Roku app that is roughly two weeks away from being wife friendly.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:31 AM (2ocoG)

120 I only use the Outlook web app if I want to search for emails. The search function in the Windows installed app is veritable crap.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (cWLG3)

121
I see lots of blubbering about AI companies buying rare old books and pulling them apart to scan them. Like it's book burning.

I don't have any great love for AI companies but nobody's stopping publishers from reprinting them. What's worse, pulling a single book apart or charging $50 for a PDF of a 4-page journal article from 30 years ago?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (O0L8i)

122 Oh, man Thunderbird--quick, functional and light.
Such a good program.


I thought Thunderbird was a wine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (Zja42)

123 I bet she had a red stapler in her cube too.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (GTqXr)
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Props created that. Before the movie hit it big (in DVD rentals) Swingline never made a red stapler, but they acquiesced to all the requests and queries like "Don't they make this in red?"

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (Fi81e)

124 Are there any good search engines left, maybe ones that let you use boolean operators to refine the search?

The same problem exists in commercial sites, too. eBay and Amazon searches are hopelessly morked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (1z8ji)

125 COINCIDENTALLY
_-_
Yup

IC community (which has always been behind the curtain there)
_-_
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:33 AM (3Pbwf)

126 Libre Office can save in MS format. It's an option when you save.

Linux has a lot of built in search programs. The email programs for it tend to use markdown formatting. MS has been awful for a long time. Mac Mail is worse but businesses don't use it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:33 AM (bkuEU)

127 I think there's a concerted effort to sensor a variety of topics and instead push certain "approved" narratives and "facts." Wikipedia is really bad with this sort of thing. I've seen it change stuff overnight... going totally in the opposite direction from facts.

And then, there's the editorializing being attached to everything.

When sucky people run stuff like this you get sucky results.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 11:33 AM (2Cry5)

128 @118 Yandex has the best image search. Google used to have great a very useful image search, but now it's shit.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2026 11:33 AM (cWLG3)

129 LibreOffice does read and write Office formats ( docx, xlsx ) but I haven't tried sharing with an Office user.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 11:33 AM (WkL+O)

130 So my recommendation is to build your own.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

One of the reasons I have gotten rid of most of my saas stocks. People are sick of adobe and peoplesoft and will increasing roll out their own dashboards or have ai do what’s necessary.

Posted by: DoctorMew at July 31, 2026 11:33 AM (fn5TX)

131 It's like handloading!

It works for you clearly, but not everyone has time, money, or skills to roll your own.


His point is that with AI you don't need the skills and the time is greatly reduced. Money's still an issue on Claude and GPT, but if you have a blue check on X you already have Grok Build access for free.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:34 AM (2ocoG)

132 I remember hearing years ago that Toyota had put in a tab on the odometer that would trip a cut-off switch at 40k miles so that you'd HAVE to bring your car in for the 40k service. Well, tow it in. Because the whole electrical system would die, and stay dead until the dealership could disassemble the dash, pull the odometer and clip off the tab.

Don't know how true the story was, but it was widely retold for awhile about 20 years ago.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2026 11:26 AM (lnyj2)

I've....never heard that. And I've owned a lot of Toyotas at this point. What make and model did this, supposedly?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 11:34 AM (xcxpd)

133 "https://tinyurl.com/4a7mzrt9
Posted by: Lizzy

thx, great info on Google. It says that Google recognizes the problem, but still seems to chase short term profits over longer term quality.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 11:34 AM (vbXSk)

134 Probably a sign of age, but this sounds just horrible to me:

This salad is just the thing to wake up a muggy summer day. Crisp cucumbers and thin scallion slices are doused in a bright and bracing dressing that’s supercharged with lime juice, fish sauce, Thai and Fresno chiles and sesame oil. Mint, basil, cilantro and a shower of crushed peanuts lend a fresh, crunchy finish. Take it from this reader endorsement: “This was insanely delicious. The best cucumber salad I’ve ever made.”

Posted by: Oglebay at July 31, 2026 11:34 AM (2ap+5)

135 Different culture, different values. Not a judgement, an observation.

No civic sense: https://tinyurl.com/4sfzv6ep
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:22 AM (X8xt3)

Over a decade ago I became very uneasy with the prevalence of foreigners at the helm of nominally American companies for thus very reason. They have very different expectations regarding the place of government in business as well as how both employees and customers should be treated.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 11:34 AM (lFFaq)

136 Been using Duck Duck Go, but sometimes try alternatives. Yandex actually works as long as it’s not something the Russians would lie about.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


No happy with DDG. Maybe I have a faulty install.
But if I leave a page open on my phone, switch to a different program/screen, and then come back in 10 minutes, it's closed it out. If I do that with Chrome, it'll leave all the tabs open for months.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (Zja42)

137 By the way, the walls are closing in on Trump. According to the Propaganda Press, brave people like Thumb Tillis and John Cornyn are now the idea leaders in the GOPe caucus, and they are "finally standing up" to fascism and Trump.

Hmmm. That stands in direct contradiction to their new cave on Todd Blanche. Also, Rinosaurs. Heh.

The Cornyn-Tillis Losers' Revenge Tour Continues

"No one in Washington fell off a cabbage truck yesterday, and no one knows how to play these two posturing fools better than Donald Trump, who said, 'I'll pull Blanche's nomination until after you're gone.'

I CAN WAIT"

What's happened in the interim this afternoon is that someone must have whispered in the two pissy sisters' ears that it would behoove them to make nice, as they have reportedly just 'wrapped up' a meeting with Acting AG Blanche, Yes, yes - the same Blanche they canceled three meetings with this week, and then complained no one would meet with them to address these pressing concerns.

It's just a little game RINOsaurs play.


https://tinyurl.com/5y4mj7c2

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (Riz8t)

138 "I thought Thunderbird was a wine"

Embrace the power of and

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (bkuEU)

139 I see lots of blubbering about AI companies buying rare old books and pulling them apart to scan them. Like it's book burning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (O0L8i)
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Yeah, if a lib doesn't like it, it's bad, and a moral flaw to disagree.

I pray that people get sick of this obnoxious behavior.

I would be concerned if it were the last copy of the first printing--or all the printings. But if it's a recent printing of a classic book--well, they don't believe in property either...

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (Fi81e)

140 122 Oh, man Thunderbird--quick, functional and light.
Such a good program.


I thought Thunderbird was a wine.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (Zja42)

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Thunderbird 20/20

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (cWLG3)

141 When I use a search engine, I get the distinct impression that it is not trying to help me find what I'm looking for but instead is trying to control what I can find.


THIS x1000

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:23 AM


The search engine is going to show you what people paid it to show you. I sometimes have to go to the second or third page of the search results to find what I was actually searching for.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (0N4FZ)

142 "I thought Thunderbird was a wine"

Embrace the power of and
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (bkuEU)
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New twist on "Thunderbirds are Go".

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:36 AM (Fi81e)

143 I have Libre Office now, but the kid's school and other places demand MS stuff.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

Libre Office can save docs in MSWord format. Tell the school to fuck right off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:36 AM (1z8ji)

144 For those in the corporate world, there is the "classic" Outlook, then "new Outlook". If you use add-ins within Outlook (CRM, etc.) - you can't use the new Outlook. Which is fine, because the "new" flavor sucks pickled ass.

Claude ai has a desktop tool which, when linked into your email system (MS 365 for us), can find emails amazingly well. Downside? We all know how AI leaks data, so your emails belong to everyone.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2026 11:36 AM (N39Ws)

145 Amazon search is great. When you search for something specific, it will give you every chinese counterfeit item that even vaguely resembles what you are looking for.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:37 AM (0U5gm)

146 what's the word? what's the price?

Posted by: alpine_beer at July 31, 2026 11:37 AM (van9r)

147 Siri told me this morning that Debbie Stabenow is my senator.
Posted by: Auspex

But is Bob your uncle?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 11:37 AM (DZ9Lv)

148 Posted by: The ARC of History!
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The desktop and laptop Google is dead, the investors just don't know it yet.

The main contributor nowadays is Android and its feed for geographic specific and context specific ad revenue. Google is now an advertising company, not a technology company.

But due to the crunch in memory prices, AI is gobbling up far more of Google's capital investments that it otherwise might and the phones capable of using Gemini AI efficiently are unaffordable right now due to memory and cpu pricing.

I think Oracle is likely going to be deaded as well due to massive debt exposure over AI.

Remains to be seen about Microsux as they have made their base programs so shitty, the spying so obvious, and the adverts perverts OS, that people are now actively looking at ways to avoid them.

Apple, I think is going to come out of this the best with excellent technology and usable products. Linux is still only for wonks that are willing to use command line occasionally or for people that IT does it for them. Main reason is driver issues and the occasional really vile screwup of a distro. That can be avoided usually by delay in updates.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:37 AM (E4rtv)

149 What's worse, pulling a single book apart or charging $50 for a PDF of a 4-page journal article from 30 years ago?
_-_
Blubbering...heh. In the case of a rare book, the trouble is losing the original entirely. It is not the destruction of a physical book that is the complaint. It is the obliteration of the original version of the book.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:38 AM (3Pbwf)

150 I'm going to assume Microsoft and Google put their best minds in the areas where their products explore every nook and cranny of your computer, report the findings, and target the ads to be sent your way.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2026 11:38 AM (4HoLg)

151 Literally each new version of Outlook is less usable than its predecessor. It's as if they are intentionally sabotaging the product. The only part of the MS Office Suite that hasn't totally degraded is Excel, which is still preferable to Google sheets (ugh). Even Teams sucks.

Posted by: Henry O at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (B8/Wv)

152 Every operating system and software package is now worse than the previous one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

//

A truism for the ages.

Posted by: Random PJ at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (+jscL)

153 My nephew just started as a dev with Microsoft.

You've got an Indian nephew?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (ExV1e)

154 LibreOffice does read and write Office formats ( docx, xlsx ) but I haven't tried sharing with an Office user.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 11:33 AM (WkL+O)

I don't know, but MS Office doesn't save or read odt? I can save in docx and send to people who can't open odt, so that's a workaround.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (1Ff7Z)

155 145 Amazon search is great. When you search for something specific, it will give you every chinese counterfeit item that even vaguely resembles what you are looking for.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Someone created an app to kill all those search results of shitty Chinesium copies. Amazon makes far more now on advertising, info peddling on its buyers, and cloud services than it does on selling products. But the Chinesium shit boosts the bottom line.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

156 Google's search is free. That means it's not a product you use. It's a product that uses you. You are the product. The search is therefore not designed for you. It's designed for the people who pay google to use you: the advertisers, promoters, sales, stores, etc.

Google knows exactly what it's doing and is constantly improving its product for its real customers. That ain't you.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

157 140 122 Oh, man Thunderbird--quick, functional and light.
Such a good program.


I thought Thunderbird was a wine.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:32 AM (Zja42)

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Thunderbird 20/20
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 31, 2026 11:35 AM (cWLG3)

What's the word? Thunderbird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (xcxpd)

158 Adobe Acrobat is another example. Every single “improvement” makes the program worse. It’s obvious that none of the people involved in any new version have ever used the program.
Every single employee including the custodial crew should be fired.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 31, 2026 11:40 AM (dk1uA)

159 But is Bob your uncle?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 11:37 AM (DZ9Lv)
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Do many here know that this is about nepotism?

How easy is it to get a job somewhere? Bob's your uncle and you're in. Or a deal on a sofa, if "Bob" owns the the furniture store.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:40 AM (Fi81e)

160 Dunno. My non techy husband managed fine on Linux Mint and it's actually better now. I've probably messed around with 25 different distros this year. Mint is a real OS now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (bkuEU)

161
It is the obliteration of the original version of the book.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:38 AM (3Pbwf)

____________

Are they buying up every copy?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (O0L8i)

162
...Apple, I think is going to come out of this the best with excellent technology and usable products...

Also, I think apple isn't jumping into the whole AI thing.

Probably waiting to see who survives the fallout.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (iJfKG)

163 Thunderbird 20/20
Posted by: Chairman LMAO


Claim: Thunderbird tastes like toenails.

Going down? No

Coming up? Yes

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (Zja42)

164 >>>It works for you clearly, but not everyone has time, money, or skills to roll your own.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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I was going to say something but couldn't word it as polite.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (AJWch)

165
Someone I worked with bought a new US-made car in the late 80s. It always had a rattle that bugged him. At some point, a window broke & the repairman found a tin can inside the door. The can had a note on it that said, "You finally found me".
Posted by: Dave at July 31, 2026 11:21 AM (sbsMc)

Dickheads.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 11:23 AM (wOO3z)


Independent mechanics pull this shit too. I once had my Suzuki Samurai in for a transmission service at a ghetto independent who was recommended by a cow-orker. I walked up as they were finishing and the two vatos putting everything back together again were pointing at my exhaust pipe just forward of the cat converter, and snickering.

They pulled it down from the lift and I had the boss immediately put it back up to inspect his employees' work. They'd stuffed a handful of nuts and bolts into the heat shield over the exhaust pipe so that it'd rattle away when you hit the gas. Got a discount as an apology, but I also got the feeling that he was more pissed at me for finding the joke than at his employees for costing him money.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (lnyj2)

166 Libre Office can save docs in MSWord format. Tell the school to fuck right off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:36 AM (1z8ji)

Sure, but they also use google docs for communications and homework.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

167 131 It's like handloading!

It works for you clearly, but not everyone has time, money, or skills to roll your own.

His point is that with AI you don't need the skills and the time is greatly reduced. Money's still an issue on Claude and GPT, but if you have a blue check on X you already have Grok Build access for free.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:34 AM (2ocoG)

I can't endorse AI at this point.
We'll see. I'm getting put on a project at work to examine Claude for test automation.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (xcxpd)

168 "Fifteen years ago I never would have believed that the ability to search for work emails would be lost to progress, but that has happened"

Having worked for the tech giants back when things started really sliding, I can tell you that this is 100% the fault of Indians. Or as they are commonly referred to in this household - "fucking Indians".

15 years ago I would have been mildly surprised it took this long for things to get this bad. EVERYTHING they touch turns to shit.

Last employer, for all of how woke they were, for some reason held off hiring them until 2023 or so before getting the cost cutting bug. They basically rendered a critical monitoring department entirely nonfunctional, enabling some massive fuckups to go unseen for months. We went from plus 9 figures net to negative 9 figures and 3 years later the entire project was shut down. I didn't get a single functional thing out of that whole fucking department the entire 3 years they were there.

It's all street shitting retards with fake credentials and western MBAs enabling them. Even the ones with real credentials usually suck because of their psychopathic caste bullshit.

Posted by: heya at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (QfB9d)

169 I think most software companies don't do usability testing. They don't understand that techis use software differently.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (bkuEU)

170 The only part of the MS Office Suite that hasn't totally degraded is Excel, which is still preferable to Google sheets (ugh). Even Teams sucks.

Posted by: Henry O



Teams is a horrible memory hog, and fails constantly. Excel tends to use a lot of memory, too, and hang. Excel is actually a downgrade from Lotus 123 from twenty years ago.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (0U5gm)

171 I have Libre Office on one PC and Office on another. I can swap between the two with no problem.

"Some" formatting can be an issue. But straight text, in most any font, will be read in either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (2Cry5)

172 Claim: Thunderbird tastes like toenails.

Going down? No

Coming up? Yes
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (Zja42)
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Been a long time since I chewed on my fingernails.

Could not compare.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (Fi81e)

173 Use the Yandex browser for a fresh perspective.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 31, 2026 11:43 AM (SR1Dt)

174 Microsoft used a tagline when they're installing an update of "Standby while we improve your experience." It became a 'thing' in a couple of the offices I've worked in. Much like "opportunity to excel" or "mandatory fun."

Posted by: GWB at July 31, 2026 11:43 AM (kU0PQ)

175 154 LibreOffice does read and write Office formats ( docx, xlsx ) but I haven't tried sharing with an Office user.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

I've done it, not recommended as you can get weird formatting errors to and fro because Microsux refuses to use open document standards and keeps the proprietary cheats to themselves. I do think Only Office, a Euro company does have a licensing agreement that allows it to save to Microsux proprietary Office file that don't introduce errors. FWIW, Only Office started as a Russian company which moved to the EU after the recent unpleasantness started.

If you don't mind using pdf, then it is not a problem to share documents with Microsux or anyone--but unless they have a pdf editor (and you left the document unlocked), they cannot alter the original.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:43 AM (E4rtv)

176
I thought "Bob's your uncle" referred to Arthur Balfour, who owed his political rise to his uncle Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (O0L8i)

177 There's one search in particular that felt controlled. Remember the story that claimed Trump groped a woman during an airline flight? He was described as being like an octopus with his hands all over her.

Well there was indeed a news story around that time involving a BBC executive behaving exactly like that. I think the media's strategy was to use the echo of that story to make people think of Trump, "Yeah, I heard about that. Must be true."

I have tried repeatedly to dredge up the story about the BBC executive to confirm my memory. I can't find a trace of it.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (OlzlW)

178 TBH I use copilot if I want to search outlook now and it does a good job even for inexact searches

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (sKqQm)

179 “This was insanely delicious. The best cucumber salad I’ve ever made.”

Posted by: Oglebay at July 31, 2026 11:34 AM (2ap+5)

There is no such thing as good cucumber salad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (1z8ji)

180 Teams is a horrible memory hog, and fails constantly. Excel tends to use a lot of memory, too, and hang. Excel is actually a downgrade from Lotus 123 from twenty years ago.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (0U5gm)
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Teams is just another electron program. It's chrome hidden really well.

Most applications these days are chrom(ium).

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (Fi81e)

181
I do like that both Volvo and Polestar cars are now equipped with Chinese controlled shot-off switches.

It's like everything is being built with it's own destroyer included.

Sweet.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (iJfKG)

182 169 I think most software companies don't do usability testing. They don't understand that techis use software differently.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Other than Apple, and perhaps the Android team which operates pretty much independently of google, you are correct.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (E4rtv)

183 Relative to Japanese and German cars they were crap; Three years and it was time to buy a new one. I brutalized Honda's and they were like new. Chevy and Dodge pickups would fall apart when used, only, as daily drivers. Ford wasn't far behind.

https://youtu.be/YR6bOr_TyxY

Link goes to the full Top Gear episode where they try and kill a Toyota Hilux.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (ExV1e)

184 The email programs for it tend to use markdown formatting.

I'm generally pretty tech-agnostic; I'll use whatever I need to use to do a job but Markdown is an exception. I hate Markdown with a blue passion. It's training wheels for HTML and like training wheels on a bicycle, they make it easy to go in a straight line but harder to turn so you can go where you want to go.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (vTZFs)

185 It is the obliteration of the original version of the book.
Posted by: Don in SoCo


Are they buying up every copy?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



Depends. If it's a 200 or 300 year old original, there's probably not too many copies left.

What's the age of the originals that they are destroying? Wouldn't it be easier to read the book aloud and have it converted by voice to text?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (Zja42)

186 I think most software companies don't do usability testing. They don't understand that techis use software differently.

Posted by: Notsothoreau


Most software is written by 20 year olds or H1Bs who have no idea about how the software will be used. There are endless loops and logic failures galore if the software user does anything other than the one path the writer expects. It constantly amazes me how easy it is to fail any process in software now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (0U5gm)

187 I played Amazon Music using my paid-for Library albums on my recent multi-day road-trip and never paid for a subscription. You need to select another paid-for album as soon as possible after your first choice ends to avoid the possibility of ads. Usually they play a song from an album “like” yours then start playing ads. You avoid this by playing your own paid-for album as soon as your first choice ends. I do NOT have a paid subscription. I do have a large Library of albums I have purchased from Amazon and like, usually with CDs. I realized that “Pick Up Sticks” was the last song on the Dave Brubeck Quartet’s Time Out album (the one with “Take Five” and would quickly change to Asleep at the Wheel or something Baroque.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 11:46 AM (W7ehW)

188 I use Thunderbird mailer under Ubuntu Linux 24.4. Works like a charm. Nice search feature.

One big difference, though: I use the POP protocol for handling mail, rather than SMTP. The difference is that POP downloads your mail to your physical device; SMTP retains it on the remote server. This consumes more disk space on your PC or laptop, but storage is cheap. Of course, it means that if your disk dies, your email goes away, but that's what backups are for. My email is my property, and and learning how to maintain my property is part of responsible ownership.

Posted by: Nemo at July 31, 2026 11:46 AM (4RPgu)

189 Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

If it shows me ads including ones for its own products it is not totally free. I can't tell if you are excusing or just explaining.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:46 AM (p/31p)

190 Great post Brock and we can all agree that Google search has worsened over the years, AI has taken over the results and the actual top hits are "sponsored" by commercials.

Also, every search result has to include a useless comment from REDDIT because they either were acquired by Alphabet or they are paying them a lot of bucks.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 31, 2026 11:46 AM (y171U)

191 169 I think most software companies don't do usability testing. They don't understand that techis use software differently.

Posted by: Notsothoreau

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They release the product, bugs and all, and then wait for paying customers to diagnose the issues.

This is called Agile Project Management, which makes it sound cool.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2026 11:46 AM (4HoLg)

192 Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:41 AM (bkuEU)

Can I run my Steam games on it? Gaming is pretty much the only thing keeping Inspector and me on Microsoft.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 11:47 AM (lFFaq)

193 Got a discount as an apology, but I also got the feeling that he was more pissed at me for finding the joke than at his employees for costing him money.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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He was probably pissed because he was going to have to fire the assholes. If they did it to you, they did it to other customers and that would kill his business in the long run.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:47 AM (E4rtv)

194
Google Search: this is definitely intentional. Google is aggressive about this. They are adamant with businesses that they MUST NOT OPTIMIZE FOR BASIC SEARCH, but for AI. It's an obsession.

If they don't change course, I'll be surprised if basic search is still an existing feature in 5 years.

Outlook Search: yeah, it blows, but I can't remember when it didn't. It's always been a piece of shit.

Explorer Search: ok, this has gotten worse for most users. But not for me. Because the first thing I do on any new Windows machine is turn on indexing for all frequently used drives. Indexed searching still works well, if not quite as well as it used to.

If you haven't been indexing your drives, I recommend starting this on a Friday night - the initial indexing can take a long ass time to build depending on the number of files already stored, and writing to disk while it's indexing only makes it take longer. Do this over a weekend.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 11:47 AM (BI5O2)

195 The Left will burn the books. They might of course just use the slimes to take down all the libraries rather than dirty their own hands. Could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:47 AM (p/31p)

196 "169 I think most software companies don't do usability testing. They don't understand that techis use software differently.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (bkuEU)"

"Testing" is outsourced to an office full of third worlders who literally shat in the street on the way in.

It's just as worthless as when you call a customer service # and get the same types of people.

Posted by: heya at July 31, 2026 11:48 AM (QfB9d)

197 "74 My primary technology bitch is automobiles. .."
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When searching for new car last year, wifey's one non-negotiable requirement was old-style key ignition. She was stranded twoce before when push-button start refused to function. And she wanted all-wheel drive. We landed on very base Subaru Forester (and no, we are not lesbians). Our other car is also Japanese: Corola hybrid; we love the gas mileage, but I have to carry a full-size spare in the trunk, not even a donut supplied. I can do without the ubiquitous huge screens in cars these days. Forester and Corola have screens, but relatively small. My fun vehicle is 2012 Tacoma, everything mechanical including manual transmission. I love it.

WSJ had a pretty good article yesterday about how folks are trying to avoid (or having it removed) high tech in their cars. I hate "driver assist" and always disable it when I can.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 11:48 AM (sFNX2)

198 Also, every search result has to include a useless comment from REDDIT because they either were acquired by Alphabet or they are paying them a lot of bucks.
Posted by: Joemarine

Reddit was used early on to train AI models like Gemini. Essentially all the free knowledge that reddit types gave became corporate profits for Reddit from selling it.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

199 Morning.

You mean to tell me that the work of the developments teams presided over by Steve Nahasapeemapetilon is...inadequate?

RAAAAACISM!

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 11:49 AM (Z2yLo)

200 Nemo

You mean POP and IMAP. sMTP handles outgoing mail.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:50 AM (bkuEU)

201 Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (OlzlW)

Never heard about the executive but I'm pretty sure the woman said he lifted the armrest and that contraption did not exist the year she claimed it happened.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:50 AM (p/31p)

202 When I worked for a handful of years in software technical support in the mid-90s, we used (a slightly customized version of) Lotus Notes for all of the trouble reports.

It had fantastic search capabilities, and I could find virtually any prior related issue and its status -- whether current bug, fixed bug, or available workaround(s).

Don't think Lotus is around anymore, and not sure about Notes or 1-2-3 ... searches Brave:

"Current Status:

. Lotus Brand: The brand was officially retired by IBM in 2013, with products rebranded under "IBM Collaboration Solutions" before the sale to HCL.

. Lotus Notes/Domino: Now maintained and developed by HCL Technologies, with recent updates like Domino 14.0 indicating continued support for legacy corporate workflows.

. Lotus 1-2-3: Officially discontinued by IBM in 2014 with no support extensions; it is considered abandonware."


lol @ "abandonware", which neither Wifey nor I (former software developers) have ever heard before.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:50 AM (YDC8i)

203 WSJ had a pretty good article yesterday about how folks are trying to avoid (or having it removed) high tech in their cars. I hate "driver assist" and always disable it when I can.
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 11:48 AM (sFNX2)

I'd look in the classic car market, but even though everyone seems to say it's dying, I can't find anything less than 10k. Unless it's 50s cars, and yeah... no.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:51 AM (1Ff7Z)

204 Amazon has also kneecapped their search function on their store. Worse, they've nearly destroyed library navigation on Kindle and completely trashed the ability to listen to *paid for* digital music without an additional subscription.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 11:28 AM (lFFaq)


When buying e-books, I try to always go DRM-free epub. I keep a copy of the book on my system and read them in a third party app on my ipad. I have to want a book really bad to buy it on Kindle. I think that's happened 5 times in the past decade or so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:51 AM (ExV1e)

205 I think most software companies don't do usability testing. They don't understand that techis use software differently.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (bkuEU)
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Testing is good, but it is not perfect. You end up testing your assumptions.

I live in a field where we frequently take our application out of the box where it's been extensively tested and try to let it free in a customer environment.

"Didn't you TEST this?!" is a common customer complaint, but because of some politics, we're only allowed a very limited requirements phase, and we usually end up implementing what we *think* they wanted, or how we *construed* the system we replaced was working.

And we tested against those assumptions. A lot works in the new environment. It's not like our software immediately face-plants and nothing works. But customers notice what doesn't work when they try to test it with their process and system. And then we get "Didn't you TEST this?!"

I normally can explain the flaws of TDD (Test-driven development) and where we cannot anticipate everything. And it fails where we guessed wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:51 AM (Fi81e)

206 Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:39 AM (iFTx/)

If it shows me ads including ones for its own products it is not totally free. I can't tell if you are excusing or just explaining.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:46 AM (p/31p)
________

Does it cost you anything to use? No, it doesn't. You can just sit down at any computer in the world, go to google.com, and type in a search term. That is the very definition of "free."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

207 What's the age of the originals that they are destroying? Wouldn't it be easier to read the book aloud and have it converted by voice to text?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (Zja42)

Then they couldn't hire illiterate Pakis to do the "work".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:51 AM (1z8ji)

208 Google is determined to make you use Gemini over plain search as much as possible.

I rarely use Google directly for years now.
Brave search is default and then I’ll use Duck Duck Go over Google any day of the week.

Pretty sad considering that Google is one of the few companies, like Xerox, whose name became a widely used verb for the task they performed.

The Indians took over the company and screwed it up royally. Just like Microsoft and many others.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 31, 2026 11:52 AM (6ydKt)

209 I just love how outlook sorts your outbox not in the order of the emails you sent, but in the order of when they were created.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:52 AM (0U5gm)

210 I don't do gaming but understand Steam is using a Linux distro to run their games.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:52 AM (bkuEU)

211 At my place, they are so paranoid of getting hacked, we have 3 different security suites, Fenixfire, Sentinel1 and some other POS.
On top of the MS suite.

And the bestest, bestiest part?

None of them like working with Outlook.
So I get lag, freezing and crashes.

IT knows, and don't care.
Because no IT guy was ever fired for too much security.
No matter how much it kills production.
I fucking hate IT.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 11:52 AM (3cUTc)

212 Never heard about the executive but I'm pretty sure the woman said he lifted the armrest and that contraption did not exist the year she claimed it happened.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:50 AM (p/31p)


Yes, that's the story I'm talking about! I had forgotten the armrest detail. I'm sure the BBC executive story was linked by someone here at the HQ.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (OlzlW)

213 The more dependant one becomes on a technology, the more vulnerable they become.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (XeU6L)

214 Does it cost you anything to use? No, it doesn't. You can just sit down at any computer in the world, go to google.com, and type in a search term. That is the very definition of "free."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

My time and energy are not free. I am giving to them by being exposed to their ads. It's a transaction. Otherwise it would not be available to me to use.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (p/31p)

215 WSJ had a pretty good article yesterday about how folks are trying to avoid (or having it removed) high tech in their cars. I hate "driver assist" and always disable it when I can.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 11:48 AM (sFNX2)
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In 2027, you don't disable IT in your car, IT disables your car! (Thanks, John James!)

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (Fi81e)

216 I've tried it, AOP. Didn't like it and hard to find - at the time, programs to replace MS stuff. I have Libre Office now, but the kid's school and other places demand MS stuff.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:29 AM (1Ff7Z)


https://alternativeto.net/ - this is a site to find alternatives to various software programs. Before I made the switch to Linux Mint, I used that to find replacements for everything the wife and I use.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (ExV1e)

217 "I don't have any great love for AI companies but nobody's stopping publishers from reprinting them."

Hadrian, these are *old books* - decades or centuries old. The publishers may not exist any more. The type in which they were set was broken up long ago. Yes, it may be possible to create a photostatic copy of the book, assuming that the only remaining copy of the original hasn't been destroyed, but a book is a beautiful object in its own right, and to destroy it in order to feed it into the AI hopper is the act of a barbarian.

Posted by: Nemo at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (4RPgu)

218 What's the age of the originals that they are destroying? Wouldn't it be easier to read the book aloud and have it converted by voice to text?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:45 AM (Zja42)

No one at the company can read that well.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (g8Ew8)

219 Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 11:48 AM (sFNX2

We have a new car . What drives me crazy is the increasingly shrill and repetitive sounds to tell you that you don't have your seat belt on . FenSpouse-kidding-says "Put on your seat belt or the car will destruct like a car from James Bond. "Having heard this about twenty times it's not quite but it amuses him and I love him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 11:54 AM (W90Ou)

220 I visit some off beat sites for stuff like software defined radios, aircraft/ship tracking and some game software.

There's something called "vibe coding" that seems to draw ire from seasoned users/developers. It's basically using AI and plain language prompts to develop code/apps. Newbies pushing out some app they think is the sniz when it's garbage.

I'd imagine that has something to do with the quality of some of the stuff we're discussing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 11:54 AM (2Cry5)

221 I'd look in the classic car market, but even though everyone seems to say it's dying, I can't find anything less than 10k. Unless it's 50s cars, and yeah... no.

Posted by: OrangeEnt



I restrict my vehicle searches to anything before 2008. I'm not giving control of my steering or brakes to a computer that doesn't know if it is raining or snowing. And I certainly don't want four grand worth of cameras to tell me where other cars are.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:54 AM (0U5gm)

222 Lots of abandonware sites. Most of the early Mac programs are available, as well as some Palm Pilot stuff. Some early Windows/DOS stuff too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:54 AM (bkuEU)

223 Are they buying up every copy?
_-_
I give up. Are they?

So, you scan then destroy a rare book, edit it to suit your tastes, put it online...now it's the official version of the book. You say it said "jungle" in the original, AI says it always said "rain forest". Look, here's a scan of the original.

(Sorry if the tone of that discussion went from ready to ripe faster than an avocado on the back dash of a 79 Chevy Monza in the middle of summer in western Kansas - did not intend that.)

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:54 AM (3Pbwf)

224 "I'd look in the classic car market, but even though everyone seems to say it's dying, I can't find anything less than 10k. Unless it's 50s cars, and yeah... no."
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I basically traded my 2019 F-150 (25,000) for my 2012 Tacoma (65,000 miles) three years ago. There's huge demand for good old stuff.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 11:54 AM (sFNX2)

225 According to the Propaganda Press, brave people like Thumb Tillis and John Cornyn are now the idea leaders in the GOPe caucus, and they are "finally standing up" to fascism and Trump.

Nothing says "idea leader" quite like preventing the customer from getting what they want for a few months after you've been fired for refusing to give the customer what they want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (ExV1e)

226 219 Meant " not quite so funny"...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (W90Ou)

227 I think most software companies don't do usability testing. They don't understand that techis use software differently.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (bkuEU)

This. And techies don't realize the end customer will use it differently. Ran into this as a bank teller. Software didn't support something obvious that many customers wanted because no teller had been consulted when software was made.
On the other hand, Inspector was the school accountant who was consulted on software that ended up being used for decades. Did help that he also had a programming background so knew where the dev blind spots would be.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (lFFaq)

228 ready to ripe
*ready to over-ripe

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (3Pbwf)

229 I thought "Bob's your uncle" referred to Arthur Balfour, who owed his political rise to his uncle Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (O0L8i)

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Did Salisbury die at The Stake?

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (YDC8i)

230 Mags and aluminium wheels ruined all my fun. Used to be able to get a few laughs out of putting rocks or nuts and bolts under hubcaps. Now, there's only one way to get a snicker.

Posted by: The Banana In Your Tailpipe at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (JM9I6)

231 If you haven't been indexing your drives, I recommend starting this on a Friday night - the initial indexing can take a long ass time to build depending on the number of files already stored, and writing to disk while it's indexing only makes it take longer. Do this over a weekend.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I just use linux except for taxes nowadays. Probably going to switch to an Apple box just for that due to Microsux deterioration. And yes, I have indexed, maxxed out memory, etc. on platforms to keep windows running at a decent speed. It still sucks compared with Linux or Apple.

And I have used every OS since even OS/2, from dos, to windows 3.1, to 95,98,2000,XP, NT, Win7, 8.1, and 10/11 among others.

Windoze has deteriorated and the quality of Microsoft products like Outlook, Office, Edge, and even its vestigal search engine like Bing are crapware.

Started using Linux as a daily driver about 2008-9 due to privacy issues and using r stat language, since then I only keep a few pet windows machines for specific programs that I use--mainly expensive statistics and graphing programs which have also gotten shittier.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (E4rtv)

232 Talking about retirement last thread? I just checked my SS account and the difference between January 01, 2028 & November 2029 is $337.00 a month. I could make that up as a door greeter at WM part time.

I'll give them a year if we have to go back into the office five days a week. I'm not giving them three years.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:56 AM (Zja42)

233 I don't get what the Outlook programmers don't get about "unread".
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (Fi81e)


Try अपठित ग.

Maybe they can understand if it's in Hindi.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:56 AM (ExV1e)

234 Google is determined to make you use Gemini over plain search as much as possible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 31, 2026 11:52 AM (6ydKt)
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I actually like using Gemini on Android Auto.

I can say "Add a stop on 123 Oak Street" on my way to work, and whereas before the simpler Google interface couldn't do it, Gemini does it.

It's like having an assistant while you are driving.

"Look for a Speedway gas station no more than 5 minutes from my route within 100 miles (because my "range" is ~130ish) of the route." is a command it can understand.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (Fi81e)

235 I find it hard to believe people still use Google for searches when DuckDuckGo exists.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (5YmYl)

236 *Should have asked "Did Salisbury burn at The Stake?

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (YDC8i)

237 I don't get what the Outlook programmers don't get about "unread".
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:30 AM (Fi81e)

Try अपठित ग.

Maybe they can understand if it's in Hindi.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:56 AM (ExV1e)
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Impressive.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (Fi81e)

238 Google is an ad company now, its "search function" is primarily about serving up ads and "sponsored results". This carries over to every part of their operation; YouTube (which they own and operate) has been increasingly sh*tted up with ads, including unskippable ads which are growing in length. (Contrary to their claims that the 90 second unskippables were "a glitch" that was fixed, I can personally testify they are out there--I got stuck with one earlier this week!)

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (OUMaO)

239 On the other hand, Inspector was the school accountant who was consulted on software that ended up being used for decades. Did help that he also had a programming background so knew where the dev blind spots would be.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


I did the same at my company, helping to develop some internally written production software. It has lasted a lot longer than any "professional" software.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (0U5gm)

240 Wouldn't it be easier to read the book aloud and have it converted by voice to text?
Posted by: rickb223

No one at the company can read that well.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


I think I just found a retirement job.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:58 AM (Zja42)

241 I thought "Bob's your uncle" referred to Arthur Balfour, who owed his political rise to his uncle Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 11:44 AM (O0L8i)

Did Salisbury die at The Stake?
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:55 AM (YDC8i)

Tea with your crumpets, me lords?

*Curtsies*

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 11:58 AM (Z2yLo)

242 https://alternativeto.net/ - this is a site to find alternatives to various software programs. Before I made the switch to Linux Mint, I used that to find replacements for everything the wife and I use.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (ExV1e)

I'll take a look. Wife uses phone now, I'm pretty much the only one who uses the desktop and laptop.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 11:58 AM (1Ff7Z)

243 Been using Duck Duck Go, but sometimes try alternatives. Yandex actually works as long as it’s not something the Russians would lie about.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 11:31 AM (W7ehW)


This is a reminder that the CEO of DDG said that they curate their searches so that you don't get the 'wrong' results.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 11:58 AM (ExV1e)

244 210 I don't do gaming but understand Steam is using a Linux distro to run their games.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:52 AM (bkuEU)

Steam has it’s own Linux distro, based on Arch Linux, called SteamOS.

It runs a translation layer called Proton which converts Windows executable to Linux on the fly with a minor hit to performance. It works on most major games from the past several years, but not every game, especially those with certain DRM/Anti-Cheat features.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (6ydKt)

245 Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2026 11:42 AM (bkuEU)

This. And techies don't realize the end customer will use it differently. Ran into this as a bank teller. Software didn't support something obvious that many customers wanted because no teller had been consulted when software was made.
On the other hand, Inspector was the school accountant who was consulted on software that ended up being used for decades. Did help that he also had a programming background so knew where the dev blind spots would be.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

The users that can do programming are the rarest because they have the job knowledge and the specific tech knowledge to create usable programs for most and to at least understand when ordinary users have problems with the interface. Software companies rarely like to pay these types for development instead using slopware and beta testing as a substitute. AI is going to be the replacement for the coolie coder class doing the same thing. The computer will produce a result with AI but you damn sure better have the background to know what the right answer should look like and how to ask for it.

Otherwise Spaghetti black box code basically.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (E4rtv)

246 Having worked for the tech giants back when things started really sliding, I can tell you that this is 100% the fault of Indians. Or as they are commonly referred to in this household - "fucking Indians".
---

That's a crock. If Microsoft or Google didn't want it done it wouldn't be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (AJWch)

247 Does it cost you anything to use? No, it doesn't. You can just sit down at any computer in the world, go to google.com, and type in a search term. That is the very definition of "free."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

My time and energy are not free. I am giving to them by being exposed to their ads. It's a transaction. Otherwise it would not be available to me to use.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (p/31p)
_________

You are making my point for me. You are the product. When you are the product of a company, and not the customer of the company, the company doesn't have your interests in mind. It has the customer's interests in mind.

Your interests are relevant only in that there has to some value to keep you engaged as the product. That doesn't take much, especially when the company is the 800 lbs gorilla in the room.

There are competitors to google search. Anyone who doesn't like google can use them. I don't like google not because of the search. I think the search works fine. I don't like the service because it tracks your information. Again: I'm the product. But I've found some ways around that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

248 As long as we were talking about Windows, if you know your Windows license #, you can install (or have somebody install) Atlas, which is a legal copy of Windows with 0 telemetry.

I think they would have some problem were they taking money for it, but it's free. You just have to have your license key.

Right now, the replacement is something a techie can do (I just haven't done it yet, cause ... reasons).

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 12:00 PM (Fi81e)

249 I basically traded my 2019 F-150 (25,000) for my 2012 Tacoma (65,000 miles) three years ago. There's huge demand for good old stuff.
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 11:54 AM (sFNX2)

As soon as I bought my used Mazda, the dealer wanted to buy it from me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 12:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

250 I curse Outlook on a daily basis. Too bad it's become roughly 90% of my job.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 31, 2026 12:00 PM (oCS0o)

251 Are there any good search engines left?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:00 PM (1z8ji)

252 @131

>>His point is that with AI you don't need the skills and the time is greatly reduced.

Indeed.

I have the skill to program all of the things I am creating, but with AI, I can roll these things out much faster and work on them simultaneously, by myself, and tweak and modify in a fraction of the time.

As I've mentioned before, I can give an AI an API spec and tell it to create a Zod schema for it and it will literally spit it back in seconds to milliseconds.

It would take a Jr web-dev a day to a week to comb through the API and create the schema.

I can give an AI a database schema spec and ask it to create an sql file for import and it will do it in seconds.

Or I can describe a functionality enhancement or ask it to comb through this codebase and find the error, and it will do it very quickly.

I basically create most of the software I want, myself, with AI assistance.

My biggest question is why are we not getting better software from BigTech who have more access to AI tools?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (XV/Pl)

253 Steam has it’s own Linux distro, based on Arch Linux, called SteamOS.

It runs a translation layer called Proton which converts Windows executable to Linux on the fly with a minor hit to performance. It works on most major games from the past several years, but not every game, especially those with certain DRM/Anti-Cheat features.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Gaming industry too is an example of enshittification sadly. I think the lesson is big corporations produce shit software and it gets worse over time as the company tries to extract every single buck it can from its users.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (E4rtv)

254 "Hadrian, these are *old books* - decades or centuries old. The publishers may not exist any more. The type in which they were set was broken up long ago. Yes, it may be possible to create a photostatic copy of the book, assuming that the only remaining copy of the original hasn't been destroyed, but a book is a beautiful object in its own right, and to destroy it in order to feed it into the AI hopper is the act of a barbarian.
Posted by: Nemo at July 31, 2026 11:53 AM (4RPgu)"

This is correct, and having worked IN the same building as some of these book efforts before they fully outsourced them to street shitters, I can promise you there is ZERO guarantee they won't just fuck up and lose the data after destroying the book.

I saw some absolutely wild data loss incidents. Weeks of output were lost permanently. Cultures that can't master toilets and run red lights because they think the other drivers are lower caste don't test backups

These large tech companies captured by H1bs are probably the single largest threat to our civilization. Not exaggerating, it's a massive problem.

Posted by: heya at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (QfB9d)

255 The Artemis iI Outlook glitch was silly. Somehow NASA installed two different versions of Outlook on a single system which then proceed to conflict with each other in the middle of the mission. That shouldn't have been possible due to mutex (mutual exclusions) in the registry and such.

Posted by: farquad at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (CFMhl)

256 235 I find it hard to believe people still use Google for searches when DuckDuckGo exists.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (5YmYl)


I thought DuckDuckGo was just privacy filtered but still used Google results.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (OlzlW)

257 Google is an ad company now, its "search function" is primarily about serving up ads and "sponsored results". This carries over to every part of their operation; YouTube (which they own and operate) has been increasingly sh*tted up with ads, including unskippable ads which are growing in length. (Contrary to their claims that the 90 second unskippables were "a glitch" that was fixed, I can personally testify they are out there--I got stuck with one earlier this week!)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (OUMaO)

I'm endlessly amused at the fact their lowest paid tier for YouTube still doesn't get rid of most of the ads. You are literally just giving them free money.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (Z2yLo)

258 Google is also compiling an extensive dossier on everything you do. That is worth money to them or they wouldn't do it. Again not free. You are "paying" with information about yourself. Directly worth money to them.

That means there is an expectation set for what comes back to you. If it's dishonest or not straightforward then that is a bad transaction. The idea that your time, energy and information are worth nothing because they don't look like cash when they come out of you is woefully simplistic if not merely outdated.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:02 PM (p/31p)

259 Pyramids

Posted by: The Egyptians at July 31, 2026 12:02 PM (QaH55)

260 248 As long as we were talking about Windows, if you know your Windows license #, you can install (or have somebody install) Atlas, which is a legal copy of Windows with 0 telemetry.

I think they would have some problem were they taking money for it, but it's free. You just have to have your license key.

Right now, the replacement is something a techie can do (I just haven't done it yet, cause ... reasons).
Posted by: Axeman
=========
I have several microsux computers in the basement to run expensive legacy software--easy way to prevent problems is just don't connect them to the internet which is easy to do on older software that did not have to phone home all the frigging time.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2026 12:03 PM (E4rtv)

261 Sure, but they also use google docs for communications and homework.

Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Google insinuates itself into the system.
Google is the system.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:03 PM (AJWch)

262 256 235 I find it hard to believe people still use Google for searches when DuckDuckGo exists.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at July 31, 2026 11:57 AM (5YmYl)

I thought DuckDuckGo was just privacy filtered but still used Google results.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (OlzlW)

That's what I've understood to be the case, also. Maybe it's changed. Perhaps duckduckgo doesn't use Google's AI search crap? /shrug

Posted by: farquad at July 31, 2026 12:03 PM (CFMhl)

263 Having worked for the tech giants back when things started really sliding, I can tell you that this is 100% the fault of Indians. Or as they are commonly referred to in this household - "fucking Indians".
---

That's a crock. If Microsoft or Google didn't want it done it wouldn't be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (AJWch)
_________

There have been Indians behind google since the very beginning. Some of the big initial investors were Indian. I don't think people realize how long the Indian infiltration of USA tech companies has been going on. Since the 1980s at least.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

264 Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

Well I'm glad I made your point for you. No sense in thinking or learning anything.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (p/31p)

265 "My biggest question is why are we not getting better software from BigTech who have more access to AI tools?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (XV/Pl)"

Indians. It's because they cheaped out, hired Indians, and as soon as they got into positions of hiring control they exclusively hired more, and they're all fucking retarded, dishonest psychopaths.

It is as simple as that.

Posted by: heya at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (QfB9d)

266 My biggest question is why are we not getting better software from BigTech who have more access to AI tools?
_-_
I think it is because of the rush-to-market. We get bad software because developers are not taking the time to think out how to interact well with humans when automating parts of their work.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (3Pbwf)

267 It's insiduos.

Posted by: Supposably at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (2Ez/1)

268 I think YouTube weaponizes ad placement in certain cases.

Obviously, they demonetize content as a form of censorship; this is known.

But that's for really popular subversive material.

I've noticed something like the opposite for less popular wrongthink... especially during COVID. I would go to some video from a pariah who said something sensible for once, and I would get oddball ads for shit nobody wants every 90 seconds. I think that's deliberate - just dump cheapo ads into undesirable content to make it unwatchable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:05 PM (BI5O2)

269 Calibre is doing its best to keep downloading Amazon books to your own devices. Seems like the latest encoding can be defeated if you get the book on a physical Kindle, then Calibre can read it off the Kindle and put it on your Cabre library on your machine. You have to physically connect the Kindle to your computer. I have yet to try this since the new encoding from Amazon came out. I bought Sarah Hoyt’s latest trilogy No Man’s Land which debuted after the new format at Amazon and have yet to put it to the test.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 12:07 PM (W7ehW)

270 I thought DuckDuckGo was just privacy filtered but still used Google results.

Posted by: Emmie at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (OlzlW)

DDG scrapes Bing. So I just use Bing.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:07 PM (Z2yLo)

271 Same with Apple mail

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at July 31, 2026 12:07 PM (4c2RO)

272 The Artemis iI Outlook glitch was silly. Somehow NASA installed two different versions of Outlook on a single system which then proceed to conflict with each other in the middle of the mission. That shouldn't have been possible due to mutex (mutual exclusions) in the registry and such.
Posted by: farquad at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (CFMhl)

Why even have an e-mail program on a damned space ship?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:07 PM (1z8ji)

273 There have been Indians behind google since the very beginning. Some of the big initial investors were Indian. I don't think people realize how long the Indian infiltration of USA tech companies has been going on. Since the 1980s at least.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

So DARPA is full of Indians, because I am told that's who invented Google, or something like that? Or did DARPA just give it to them? IDK.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2026 12:08 PM (QaH55)

274 Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

Well I'm glad I made your point for you. No sense in thinking or learning anything.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (p/31p)
__________

I learned a lot. I learned that some people are so insufferable they will take the contrary position of everything, even if it's silly, just to be contrarian. I have also learned to ignore all your comments in the future.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

275 _________

There have been Indians behind google since the very beginning. Some of the big initial investors were Indian. I don't think people realize how long the Indian infiltration of USA tech companies has been going on. Since the 1980s at least.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Google is a CIA promotion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:09 PM (AJWch)

276 266 My biggest question is why are we not getting better software from BigTech who have more access to AI tools?
_-_
I think it is because of the rush-to-market. We get bad software because developers are not taking the time to think out how to interact well with humans when automating parts of their work.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (3Pbwf)

The problem is that software development takes too long nowadays for many reasons. A company isn't generating any revenue from a project while it is in development. Then quarterly earnings time comes up and they all the sudden need a financial boost due to a drop in other parts of their company and boom the big project under development gets pushed out too early rife with bugs and shit. Or the company just runs out of development funding and have to release with what they have.

Posted by: farquad at July 31, 2026 12:09 PM (CFMhl)

277 Duck Duck Go will add in Google results, but is its own search engine.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 12:09 PM (W7ehW)

278 Why even have an e-mail program on a damned space ship?
_-_
Can't do things sufficiently inefficiently without adequate infrastructure.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 12:09 PM (3Pbwf)

279 "wrongly" on the list, she says, while the commies LOL:
https://instapundit.com
/813792

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (vDZgA)

280 I would go to some video from a pariah who said something sensible for once, and I would get oddball ads for shit nobody wants every 90 seconds. I think that's deliberate - just dump cheapo ads into undesirable content to make it unwatchable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 12:05 PM (BI5O2)

I believe the account holder can disable midroll ads, but yeah, the ads are insane. Try watching a VOD of a live stream and its ads every five minutes. Not even network TV runs ads that often.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (Z2yLo)

281 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 31, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS)

282 "
That's a crock. If Microsoft or Google didn't want it done it wouldn't be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (AJWch)
_________

There have been Indians behind google since the very beginning. Some of the big initial investors were Indian. I don't think people realize how long the Indian infiltration of USA tech companies has been going on. Since the 1980s at least.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)"

When you have a billion people, your nominal count of super geniuses will be rather high. It's not that they don't generate them, it's that the 99% that aren't geniuses are wholly handicapped by their dysfunctional culture. The H1b explosion opened the floodgates to those with fake creds and those not smart enough to escape the cultural baggage.

I have watched them destroy Google and MS first hand, you can't tell me they didn't. I was there. I don't care who thinks it's "raaaacist". Most have NO IDEA how broken these companies are now.

Posted by: heya at July 31, 2026 12:11 PM (QfB9d)

283 "While this is likely an apocryphal story, the American automakers lost their dominant market share because they seemed indifferent to quality while others started focusing on quality."

See 'The Waste Makers" from Vance Packard, 1957. One of the central points of the book was to show that manufacturers were actually doing this.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 31, 2026 12:12 PM (tjJnW)

284 learned a lot. I learned that some people are so insufferable they will take the contrary position of everything, even if it's silly, just to be contrarian. I have also learned to ignore all your comments in the future.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

You claimed Google is free so you get what you get and if it's a big lie or a shitty product then too bad you're not the customer.

I demonstrated the claim that it's free is wrong and therefore there is a reasonable expectation of a decent product in return.

Sorry you found that triggering.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:12 PM (p/31p)

285 Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (Z2yLo)

Without Brave YouTube would be unusable.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:12 PM (lFFaq)

286 You all (all y'all) are too much fun. I had better get back to work. Thanks for the thought-provoking...provocations.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 31, 2026 12:12 PM (3Pbwf)

287 There have been Indians behind google since the very beginning. Some of the big initial investors were Indian. I don't think people realize how long the Indian infiltration of USA tech companies has been going on. Since the 1980s at least.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:04 PM (iFTx/)

I can attest that the Indian takeover of MSFT didn't start until the early 2000's. We started offshoring a LOT of stuff that had been done in Redmond/Issaquah. And the number of H1B visa holders we hired skyrocketed. MSFT went from being a place where bright American college kids worked at to being where Indians were imported from their diploma mills.

I've worked with a LOT of Indians over the decades, some are very bright. But they aren't innovators, it's not in their educational system. Maybe not in their DNA, no idea there, but they work cheap.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2026 12:12 PM (xcxpd)

288 I use FF and Brave. Yesterday a utube link was presented here
FF said it was unavailable, Brave brought it up quick and easy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:13 PM (AJWch)

289 Can I run my Steam games on it? Gaming is pretty much the only thing keeping Inspector and me on Microsoft.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 11:47 AM (lFFaq)


Linux Mint? The only issue is if you play FPS games. The anti-cheat code won't run on Linux - at least this was the warning I saw last year when I looked. Otherwise, I've had zero problems with Steam games, or other Windows games run via Lutris, or Epic, which will just utilize the Steam translation layer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

290 272 The Artemis iI Outlook glitch was silly. Somehow NASA installed two different versions of Outlook on a single system which then proceed to conflict with each other in the middle of the mission. That shouldn't have been possible due to mutex (mutual exclusions) in the registry and such.
Posted by: farquad at July 31, 2026 12:01 PM (CFMhl)

Why even have an e-mail program on a damned space ship?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:07 PM (1z8ji)

Even better question, why use Microsoft on a damned space ship? NASA uses UNIX and Linux extensively, there's no reason they had to go with Windows crap for a manned space mission.

Posted by: farquad at July 31, 2026 12:15 PM (CFMhl)

291 That's a crock. If Microsoft or Google didn't want it done it wouldn't be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 11:59 AM (AJWch)
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You'd probably be surprised at the depth of the "fucking Indians" problem in the big tech companies. They hire each other and cover for each other endlessly no matter how shitty the work product is. Bullshitting is the national pastime of Indians and they will bullshit so endlessly that you'll just give up and walk away, and whatever you were trying to sort out will remain unsorted. This is their way.

Posted by: Dom DeLuise at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (oqH4h)

292 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

Good to know. I don't play FPS much, but Inspector does sometimes. I guess we could try switching mine out and see how it goes before switching his over.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:18 PM (lFFaq)

293 Posted by: Dom DeLuise at July 31, 2026 12:16 PM (oqH4h)

Brother-in-law found this out the painful way. He was the last Sun Gatekeeper before Sun got bought by Oracle. Ended up with a *very* different view of various Asian cultures than when he'd started. Was too fond of most Europeans by the end either.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (lFFaq)

294 And it's even worse when you need to search multiple locations. Because of course that was taken out of the "new" outlook version. And everyone has to have multiple locations that are archives because every company now continuously deletes all your email. Why? Oh no reason, we just randomly decided (after consultation with legal and hr) to start deleting everything and devoted multiple redundant systems to ensure the deletion never ever fails, tee hee hee, see we're spontaneous! So you have to archive stuff in multiple outlook folders.

And don't get me started on in message search with ctrl-f.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 12:21 PM (3uBP9)

295 Done intentionally to increase ad revenue.
I sh#t you not. I'll find a link. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (X8xt3)


That's the last we'll see of her. It'll sort by "relevance" but never deliver the goods, as proof of the plot of the post.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2026 12:26 PM (zafwz)

296 learned a lot. I learned that some people are so insufferable they will take the contrary position of everything, even if it's silly, just to be contrarian. I have also learned to ignore all your comments in the future.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

You claimed Google is free so you get what you get and if it's a big lie or a shitty product then too bad you're not the customer.

I demonstrated the claim that it's free is wrong and therefore there is a reasonable expectation of a decent product in return.

Sorry you found that triggering.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:12 PM (p/31p)
_______

Fuck off

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 31, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Nesterov hermit.jpg

The Hermit
Mikhail Nesterov

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:30 AM (Zja42)

2 Nice hat.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2026 09:30 AM (VJX5o)

3 He's gonna make espresso!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 09:30 AM (amcLV)

4
He's wearing crocs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:31 AM (O0L8i)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:31 AM (Zja42)

6
Needs a dog to keep him company. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:31 AM (O0L8i)

7 The hermit was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 31, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

8 He's wearing crocs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Those look more like rocs.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:31 AM (Zja42)

9 He's pausing his journey to rip a fart.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (wOO3z)

10 I got nothin

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (X8xt3)

11 No boobs. No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (n09jq)

12 Nice shoes

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (2Cry5)

13 Shouldn't he be wearing a man purse?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

14 He's got the Crocs. Where's his Vespa?
Posted by: t-bird


And his J Crew man bag?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (Zja42)

15 That dude's here to suck the life force out of us, right? Guess I only have to run faster than all y'all.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (ftFVW)

16 Every hermit is unhappy in his own way.
-Tolstoy

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (JvZF+)

17 He's wearing crocks.

Posted by: Dark Lix at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (DZ9Lv)

18 I thought hermits were more indoorsy.

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (ZxPkt)

19 "Get off my lawn. All of it. And stay out of my pond."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (4HoLg)

20 Hermit of the Blog here.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

21 The Moron lifestyle, captured on canvas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

22
Socialist or Socialite?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 09:34 AM (x0n13)

23 I thought hermits were more indoorsy.
Posted by: Don Black


Cave hermit going to the outhouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:34 AM (Zja42)

24 That's gonna be me after I retire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

25 Is he wearing an onion on his belt?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at July 31, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

26 He’s heard about Rasputin, so he’s off to St. Petersburg to try and score some noblewoman ass.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

27 Howard Hughes's grandfather.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:35 AM (wOO3z)

28 Definitely feeling the Russian vibe with this one.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

29 'That dude's here to suck the life force out of us, right?"

He looks nothing like what I was promised by the movie "Lifeforce."

Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2026 09:35 AM (OygQN)

30
Just outside the frame: his 19-year-old busty, callipygic housemate Candee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:35 AM (O0L8i)

31 He has a future, maybe on a Led Zeppelin album cover

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Uc8Od)

32 The hermit has been stuck in that same spot for quite some time now.

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

33
That's gonna be me after I retire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

__________

That's me right now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:36 AM (O0L8i)

34
Spooky. Would not hang. Russians would.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Y8DZL)

35 Hermits got Crocs.

Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL)

36 Yellow beard is not good look. Try bathing in the lake, Sir.

Posted by: Prell Shampoo at July 31, 2026 09:37 AM (JM9I6)

37 Sometimes Orthodox Jews wear those enormous cylindrical floofy black hats. Are they related to this I-assume-Christian Russian hat?
I can't for the life of me imagine that the Near East was ever a fine place for the big floofy hat.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 31, 2026 09:37 AM (gKWVE)

38 He has a future, maybe on a Led Zeppelin album cover
Posted by: Common Tater

I thought of The Wizard when I saw the background.

Sabbath time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:38 AM (wOO3z)

39 A white-bearded hermit, bent yet steady, moved with his cane as though each step were a prayer, and the silent earth received him like an old, forgiving friend.

Posted by: L. Tolstoy at July 31, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

40 Dude definitely has scurvy.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 09:39 AM (GTqXr)

41 That's me right now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:36 AM (O0L8i)

In a Houston summer?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 31, 2026 09:39 AM (gKWVE)

42 You! Shall not! Passsss!

Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2026 09:39 AM (Ve/HL)

43
He's sitting on a billion rubles and his kids are waiting for him to croak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:39 AM (O0L8i)

44 Socialist or Socialite?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 09:34 AM


Yes, Prime Minister.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2026 09:40 AM (kgE5c)

45 That's gonna be me after I retire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Nah. You'll walk around the house in your underwear. And then forget you're doing that and then walk outside to get the mail.

And your neighbors won't say a thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 09:40 AM (lvbMS)

46 I'd be happy to send The Hermit a coupon for Great Clips.

Posted by: Good Grooming, The Key To Success at July 31, 2026 09:40 AM (JM9I6)

47 He's showing the grandkids the 2-mile, uphill both ways, deep snow, trail that he had to walk each day to go to school.

Posted by: Jolo at July 31, 2026 09:40 AM (QZdNa)

48 Nah. You'll walk around the house in your underwear. And then forget you're doing that and then walk outside to get the mail.

And your neighbors won't say a thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 09:40 AM (lvbMS)
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I'm already 50% of the way there!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM (FZ29D)

49 Is that cape diaphanous?

Posted by: Where's Piper? at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

50 Nice hat.
Posted by: huerfano
_________

Yeah, his duds are in pretty good shape for a hermit. Must be on the front end of his hermitage. Maybe saying screw this and headed back for a vodka.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM (XvL8K)

51 >43
He's sitting on a billion rubles and his kids are waiting for him to croak.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:39 AM (O0L8i)

Yep, that's a whole two dollars for each of the kids.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM (GTqXr)

52 That's gonna be me after I retire.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Nah. You'll walk around the house in your underwear. And then forget you're doing that and then walk outside to get the mail.

And your neighbors won't say a thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 09:40 AM (lvbMS)

Next thing you know, you're playing naked in a mall fountain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM (wOO3z)

53 He's sitting on a billion rubles and his kids are waiting for him to croak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:39 AM (O0L8i)

So, like $200?

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

54 The one in the middle is Willie Nelson the Hermit.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at July 31, 2026 09:42 AM (wVcYX)

55 The Tsar requires The Hermit to make the long trek to the delousing station every two weeks.

Posted by: Nit Picker Ned at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (JM9I6)

56 He's sitting on a billion rubles and his kids are waiting for him to croak.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 09:39 AM (O0L8i)

So, like $200?
Posted by: dantesed

Lose the zeros, comrade.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (wOO3z)

57 >Next thing you know, you're playing naked in a mall fountain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM (wOO3z)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (GTqXr)

58 Next thing you know, you're playing naked in a mall fountain.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM (wOO3z)

Thinking of doing that this weekend in fact.

Posted by: it's hot here at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (gKWVE)

59 Aqualung!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (S41Gd)

60 These Mitch proof of life shots are not going to work.

Posted by: ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (R86kT)

61
Nah. You'll walk around the house in your underwear. And then forget you're doing that and then walk outside to get the mail.

And your neighbors won't say a thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 09:40 AM (lvbMS)

Next thing you know, you're playing naked in a mall fountain.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:41 AM
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Dinner is at 4:30 PM. Sharp.

Posted by: Del Boca Vista dining room staff at July 31, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

62 These Mitch proof of life shots are not going to work.
Posted by: ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (R86kT)

LOL +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 09:44 AM (wVcYX)

63 Upon embiggening, his eyes are scary black and soulless. He is definitely undead of some kind. Whether he wants life force, souls, blood, or flesh is up for question. Just know I'm keeping far away.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2026 09:44 AM (ftFVW)

64 This is one of those paintings where the subject matter is secondary to me. But I could spend hours looking at it for the artistry. The brush work reminds me of Andrew Wyeth. The whole scene is pleasant to see, peaceful, nothing garish or exaggerated. I like the realism of the man and the detail, especially the woven slippers. They set a tone for the period and place.

Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2026 09:44 AM (yTvNw)

65 LOL. The crotchety old angel of death.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM (Y/06r)

66 Looks like he's holding onto a chain with keys... probably for his hermit lair and the dungeon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM (2Cry5)

67 Upon embiggening, his eyes are scary black and soulless. He is definitely undead of some kind. Whether he wants life force, souls, blood, or flesh is up for question. Just know I'm keeping far away.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2026 09:44 AM (ftFVW)

A retired draugr.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM (S41Gd)

68 He is definitely undead of some kind. Whether he wants life force, souls, blood, or flesh is up for question. Just know I'm keeping far away.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2026 09:44 AM (ftFVW)

I'll take him.

Posted by: the rusalka at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM (gKWVE)

69 Alternate Title: Biden is in Peak Condition!

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM (p/31p)

70 A weathered hermit, beard like frost gone feral, bent upon his cane, moved through the hush of pines as though time itself had finally grown tired of him.

Posted by: Old Bill Faulkner at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

71 Is that Herman's Hermit?

Posted by: Your obligatory Peter Noone reference at July 31, 2026 09:46 AM (WkL+O)

72 29 “Lifeforce.” Ah, Mathilda May.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:46 AM (77rzZ)

73 Looks like he's trying on a dress he bought online.

"This is not how it looked on the model."

Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL)

74 We could make a big difference in The Hermit's mobility and quality of life.

Posted by: Acorn Stairlift at July 31, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

75 A retired draugr.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hahaha, I immediately heard in my head the sound draugrs make upon waking in Skyrim.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2026 09:47 AM (ftFVW)

76 Is he waiting for the mailman to deliver his set of new golf clubs?

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

77 Nice technique. This doesn’t look like a hermit (recluse) to me, as Americans usually understand the term. I suspect the title in original Russian refers to someone more like an ascetic/monk.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 31, 2026 09:48 AM (771KI)

78 Watch out if the Huskies act weird
And wash out that yellow beard . . .


Alternate Zappa lyrics

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 09:48 AM (x0n13)

79 Is he waiting for the mailman to deliver his set of new golf clubs?
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

ED pills.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:49 AM (wOO3z)

80 So, what's the hat made from? Beaver, mink, marten, lamb's wool?

Posted by: Susquehanna Hat Company at July 31, 2026 09:49 AM (JM9I6)

81 The hermit invents Crocs and moves to tropics.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2026 09:50 AM (QaH55)

82 Probably the first person to call life alert-"I'm standing and I can't get down"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 09:51 AM (S41Gd)

83 59 >>Aqualung!


Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes? Check.
Drying in the cold sun? Check.
Watching as the frilly panties run? Check.
Snot running down his nose? No.

Sorry. Close, but no Aqualung.

Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2026 09:51 AM (Ve/HL)

84 That tree is definitely not happy.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 09:51 AM (WkL+O)

85
Is there one aspect of the faith you find particularly attractive?

https://youtu.be/9PmWEElulG8

Posted by: It's always the headgear at July 31, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

86 Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Herro, I'd rike a rittle chiri.
And to strangle auto cucumber.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 31, 2026 09:52 AM (TcA/+)

87 Looks like he's holding onto a chain with keys... probably for his hermit lair and the dungeon.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM


Upon embiggening, it appears to be a prayer rope. The length makes me think he's a monastic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2026 09:52 AM (kgE5c)

88 You! Shall not! Passsss!"

Ah, that's Radagast. The Brown.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:53 AM (cGjQu)

89 A homeless hermit is just a hobo.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 31, 2026 09:53 AM (8mulE)

90 A retired draugr.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hahaha, I immediately heard in my head the sound draugrs make upon waking in Skyrim.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 31, 2026 09:47 AM (ftFVW)

Right? Nasty bastards they were. Well until you get up there in levels and can dispatch them with a hair brush.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 09:53 AM (S41Gd)

91 A lone ascetic haunts the hush of pine and dusk, his silence steeped in sorrow, as if nature itself mourns beside him in solemn, spectral stillness.

Posted by: E.A. Poe at July 31, 2026 09:53 AM (2Ez/1)

92 Catalogue Entry
Date
1889
Location
Tretyakov Gallery, Moscow, Russia
Style
Symbolism
Period
19th Century
Origin
Russian

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 09:53 AM (/+uur)

93 Reminds me of Woody Allen's characters father in Love and Death, the village idiot.
Would hang for it's strangeness.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 09:54 AM (BlDDt)

94 So a monk. He probably makes good hooch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:54 AM (wOO3z)

95 I like this one, too. He looks nice and crotchety. This hero told everyone to get off his lawn - and they DID.

*slow clap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 09:54 AM (BI5O2)

96 You just know that he’s thinking about boobs.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

97 No dog, no boobs, yada yada.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 31, 2026 09:54 AM (sl73Y)

98 Sole eyewitness and survivor of the Tunguska Event.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 09:55 AM (wVcYX)

99 The theme of hermitage is central to The Hermit. In Russian culture, the hermit represents a figure who seeks solitude for spiritual growth. Nesterov captures this essence, portraying the hermit as a wise and contemplative individual, embodying the quest for inner peace amidst a chaotic world.

Get off my lawn is not a prayer.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 09:55 AM (/+uur)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 09:55 AM (/+uur)

101 So, like $200?"

20 dollars, same as in Moscow.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:55 AM (cGjQu)

102 No… the subject matter here is too grim for me. I’m already dealing with some of the physical realities of 29; I don’t need to be reminded of what I might look like 10-15 years from now (if I’m even still around at all).

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 09:55 AM (yz/88)

103 So, what's the hat made from? Beaver, mink, marten, lamb's wool?

Posted by: Susquehanna Hat Company at July 31, 2026 09:49 AM (JM9I6)

-----------

Muskrat ... lovingly.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 09:56 AM (YDC8i)

104 There's still scrambled eggs in his beard from his Waffle House visit a month ago.

Posted by: And Maple Syrup at July 31, 2026 09:56 AM (JM9I6)

105 The Sovs didn't destroy it?

Posted by: Dark Lix at July 31, 2026 09:56 AM (DZ9Lv)

106 Woody Allen is remarkably still alive, at 90. Gotta be lookin’ a little worse for wear I betcha.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 09:56 AM (Uc8Od)

107 Is he one of Herman's?

Posted by: I'm into something good at July 31, 2026 09:57 AM (TbWk/)

108
Indiana Jones and the Hermit of the Silver River.

Posted by: Tonight on Cinemax at July 31, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

109 No Mosin-Nagant?

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:58 AM (cGjQu)

110 The hermit is wearing kind of a Stevie Nicks garb.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:00 AM (odBC9)

111 Barbara Feldon is still alive at 93. Barbara Eden alive at 94.

Posted by: Barbra Streisand Still A Young'un at 84. at July 31, 2026 10:00 AM (JM9I6)

112 105 Give the Soviets credit. They valued Russia’s rich artistic heritage. They didn’t want to cancel everything like today’s marxists do.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

113 100 100
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 09:55 AM (/+uur)

Yay! And man, what a hash. That's really wild.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:01 AM (odBC9)

114 You don't find many limericks about old Russian hermits.

Posted by: Limerick lover at July 31, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

115 Is he one of Herman's?"

Hen-e-re the eighth?

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 10:02 AM (cGjQu)

116 "Needs a dog to keep him company. Not art."
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Hermits had bears for pets, not dogs. Check out St Seraphim of Sarov.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 31, 2026 10:02 AM (sFNX2)

117 Well done.... dreary subject

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 10:02 AM (FtULh)

118 The 60,000 Arab men who stormed two Spanish cities got "FIERY BUT MOSTLY PEACEFUL" overnight

https://tinyurl.com/7wd6puak

-
Diversity is our strength.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:03 AM (ndZc7)

119 The hermit is wearing kind of a Stevie Nicks garb.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:00 AM (odBC9)

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He could jump off of trees and glide like a flying squirrel in that outfit.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 10:03 AM (YDC8i)

120 It's subtle, but he's giving us the finger.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 10:03 AM (2Cry5)

121 If he were a character in a Russian LitRPG he'd be the head of a kill squad. Because *everyone* in Russian LitRPGs has kill squads, including dentists, drapers, and accountants.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 10:04 AM (lFFaq)

122 39 A white-bearded hermit, bent yet steady, moved with his cane as though each step were a prayer, and the silent earth received him like an old, forgiving friend.
Posted by: L. Tolstoy at July 31, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

Very moving.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:05 AM (odBC9)

123 Better to be ascetic than acidic.

Posted by: Bromo Seltzer at July 31, 2026 10:05 AM (JM9I6)

124 He's on his way home to make a pot of soup to share with Dr. Frankenstein's new creation later tonight.

Posted by: Big social event at July 31, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

125 No Mosin-Nagant?
Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:58 AM (cGjQu)
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He's got a Tokarev under his shawl.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 10:06 AM (amcLV)

126 121 If he were a character in a Russian LitRPG he'd be the head of a kill squad. Because *everyone* in Russian LitRPGs has kill squads, including dentists, drapers, and accountants.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2026 10:04 AM (lFFaq)


Everyone? I got gypped!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at July 31, 2026 10:07 AM (WkL+O)

127 Everyone else his age is dead. He probably has a dog, somewhere chasing a rabbit.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2026 10:07 AM (bqIVz)

128 Barbara Feldon is still alive at 93. Barbara Eden alive at 94.

Posted by: Barbra Streisand Still A Young'un at 84. at July 31, 2026 10:00 AM (JM9I6)

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Barbara Billingsley would be 110 if still alive.

She was no jive turkey ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 10:07 AM (YDC8i)

129 The 60,000 Arab men who stormed two Spanish cities got "FIERY BUT MOSTLY PEACEFUL" overnight

https://tinyurl.com/7wd6puak
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In a more civilized age, this would be an ACT OF WAR and Spain would initiate harsh reprisals.

Sadly, we don't live in such an age, apparently.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 10:08 AM (FZ29D)

130 32 The hermit has been stuck in that same spot for quite some time now.
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

True we can't tell how long.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:08 AM (odBC9)

131 The hermit has been stuck in that same spot for quite some time now.
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

True we can't tell how long.
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:08 AM (odBC9)

What's "dadburn this lumbago" in Russian?

Posted by: Touch of the rheumatism at July 31, 2026 10:10 AM (TbWk/)

132 65 LOL. The crotchety old angel of death.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2026 09:45 AM (Y/06r)

Looks like he's smiling.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:10 AM (odBC9)

133 Just the tiniest touch of red in the tree branch behind him.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:11 AM (odBC9)

134 Sophia Loren is 91.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

135 Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:12 AM (viF8m)

136 Barbara Feldon is still alive at 93. Barbara Eden alive at 94.
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They never exhibited the appearance of a wrinkled thumb-penis however

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 10:13 AM (Uc8Od)

137 The Hermit was driven from life in town because he just couldn't stop pestering the local peasant girls.

Posted by: Russian Hands, Roman Fingers at July 31, 2026 10:13 AM (JM9I6)

138 ... and the tiniest touch of purple on the skirt of his frock.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:13 AM (odBC9)

139 The 60,000 Arab men who stormed two Spanish cities got "FIERY BUT MOSTLY PEACEFUL" overnight
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Imagine if some "extremists" like the DSA decide to ever take over in one of these countries. They might let in 70,000 barbarians not just 60,000.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:13 AM (p/31p)

140 Greetings, art lubbers.

The Hermit — I know just how he feels. Hope he didn't have to pose in that position for too long.

Impressive detail on the grass in the foreground. Nice work on the Hermit's face. I like his shoes. Looks like he only has a left glove, but it looks like it matches his shoes. A real fashion plate.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Nice hat at July 31, 2026 10:14 AM (/YSzp)

141 The hermit is prepared for mortal combat. If you think he's unarmed think twice. He's got game.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 10:14 AM (8E0Ba)

142 76 Is he waiting for the mailman to deliver his set of new golf clubs?
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

Waiting to see if he has won something from Publishers Clearing House.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:15 AM (odBC9)

143 You don't find many limericks about old Russian hermits.
Posted by: Limerick lover

There once was a man from Vladivostok. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 10:16 AM (lvbMS)

144 You don't find many limericks about old Russian hermits.
Old Greek homos?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 31, 2026 10:17 AM (qcVI3)

145 Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 10:07 AM (YDC8i)

There's a good 2.5 minute interview with her on yt about her airplane role. Neat story. From back when we saw more of the person and a little less of a stage managed script from everyone and everything.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:18 AM (p/31p)

146 He's on his way home to make a pot of soup to share with Dr. Frankenstein's new creation later tonight.
Posted by: Big social event at July 31, 2026 10:05 AM (2Ez/1)

Beets, cabbage, and onion soup.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 10:19 AM (wVcYX)

147 Like the Hatfields and the McCoys.

Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren. I hope for the rest of time their names will live ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me”

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Is ignominy as used here a noun? Adverb? Adjective? Hell, I don't know, a pronoun?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

148 >>They have done the most awful things to my family and to me”

Just warming up.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:22 AM (viF8m)

149 Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren.
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Muh NORMZZZZZ

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:22 AM (p/31p)

150 We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Intransitive verbs at July 31, 2026 10:22 AM (2Ez/1)

151 In those days the older men wore tiny Ottomans on their heads as a sign of status.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:22 AM (6/7Fs)

152 There's a good 2.5 minute interview with her on yt about her airplane role. Neat story. From back when we saw more of the person and a little less of a stage managed script from everyone and everything.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:18 AM (p/31p)
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The two guys who spoke in jive were allowed to rework the script to make them sound more authentic. They also took Barbara to lunch and spent time teaching her how to speak her lines correctly.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 10:22 AM (FZ29D)

153 123 Better to be ascetic than acidic.
Posted by: Bromo Seltzer at July 31, 2026 10:05 AM (JM9I6)


Or Hassidic!


- - Rabbi Schneerson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 10:23 AM (x0n13)

154
Give the Soviets credit. They valued Russia’s rich artistic heritage. They didn’t want to cancel everything like today’s marxists do.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)

___________

While the ChiComs destroyed everything they could get their hands on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 10:23 AM (O0L8i)

155 147 Like the Hatfields and the McCoys.

Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren. I hope for the rest of time their names will live ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me”

-
Is ignominy as used here a noun? Adverb? Adjective? Hell, I don't know, a pronoun?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

In hominy (preposition+ noun). It's a coarsely ground corn used to make grits.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:23 AM (odBC9)

156 "They have done the most awful things to my family and to me” -- Hunter Biden
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I dunno...seems like your own father did quite a lot of awful things to you and your family.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 10:24 AM (FZ29D)

157 Say, wasn't Mikhail Nesterov one of The Monkees?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:24 AM (6/7Fs)

158 Looks like Hunter is getting a bit mouthy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 10:24 AM (wOO3z)

159 He looks like a colonist occupier to me!

Posted by: Mayor Madmani at July 31, 2026 10:24 AM (CSa7p)

160 Give the Soviets credit. They valued Russia’s rich artistic heritage. They didn’t want to cancel everything like today’s marxists do.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:00 AM (77rzZ)


Disagree: Stalin had all the icons confiscated and many destroyed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (x0n13)

161 Is ignominy as used here a noun? Adverb? Adjective? Hell, I don't know, a pronoun?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:20 AM

Hunter has always had a problem with his participles dangling while splitting his infinitives.

Posted by: Grammar nerd at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

162 Hunter is a big "family" guy. Cares a lot of their reputation and integrity and stuff.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (p/31p)

163 147 “Ignominy” is a noun. There should be an “in” before it: “live in ignominy.”

That’s a pretty high-falutin’ word for Hunter.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

164 Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren.

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Speaking of grandchildren, how's little Navy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

165 Barbara Feldon was two inches taller than Don Adams.

Posted by: Get Smart at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (JM9I6)

166 165 Barbara Feldon was two inches taller than Don Adams.
Posted by: Get Smart at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (JM9I6)


They dug a trench for her to act in!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 10:26 AM (x0n13)

167 157 Say, wasn't Mikhail Nesterov one of The Monkees?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 10:24 AM (6/7Fs)


His mom invented Liquid Paper!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 10:27 AM (WkL+O)

168 Amazing, in a Horde Mind kind of way, how in the first ten to thirty comments, everything I said in my initial comment had already been said. Including "nice hat."

Posted by: mindful webworker - Glad I didn't mention dogs at July 31, 2026 10:27 AM (/YSzp)

169

I'm getting Tork'd off about the Monkees!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 10:27 AM (x0n13)

170 Barbara Feldon was two inches taller than Don Adams.
Posted by: Get Smart


Max - "It's okay Chief, I'll work without a net!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 10:28 AM (lvbMS)

171 Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren."

Trump's too old, but I'm sure Hunter would fuck the rest of them. Especially the grandchildren. Like father, like son, as they say.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 31, 2026 10:28 AM (QaH55)

172 Barbara Feldon was two inches taller than Don Adams.
Posted by: Get Smart at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (JM9I6)


They dug a trench for her to act in!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Frankenstein shoes FTW!

Posted by: Bobby DeNiro at July 31, 2026 10:28 AM (wOO3z)

173 and that was before chernobyl.

Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 10:28 AM (Bep7s)

174 “Ignominy” is a noun. There should be an “in” before it: “live in ignominy.”

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Is it between Schenectady and Buffalo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:28 AM (ndZc7)

175 155 147 Like the Hatfields and the McCoys.

Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren. I hope for the rest of time their names will live ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me”
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More likely he was so excited his synapse leapt across 'in'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 10:28 AM (AJWch)

176 I'm getting Tork'd off about the Monkees!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 10:27 AM


Sounds like you've got something to say.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2026 10:29 AM (Wnv9h)

177 Quiet Hunter. Your participle is past perfect.

Posted by: Grammar nerd at July 31, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

178 Hunter dear, your pardon does have an end date.....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2026 10:30 AM (WkL+O)

179 Up with which I will not put.

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 31, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

180 That cane he's holding might have been fashioned from a sapling like the one that's standing to his right.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:32 AM (odBC9)

181 Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren."

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Shut up and shit out another diarrheaic painting from your asshole, asshole.

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 10:32 AM (YDC8i)

182 Barbara Feldon was two inches taller than Don Adams.
Posted by: Get Smart at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (JM9I6)
They dug a trench for her to act in!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


They should have given her high heels and put Don Adams in the trench. Give them a real Boris & Natasha look.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Oh, no. Now the Get Smart theme is running in my head at July 31, 2026 10:33 AM (/YSzp)

183 And his crocs are maybe woven from tree bark.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:33 AM (odBC9)

184 182 Barbara Feldon was two inches taller than Don Adams.
Posted by: Get Smart at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (JM9I6)
They dug a trench for her to act in!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They should have given her high heels and put Don Adams in the trench. Give them a real Boris & Natasha look.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Oh, no. Now the Get Smart theme is running in my head at July 31, 2026 10:33 AM (/YSzp)



A Monty Python sketch reference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 10:34 AM (x0n13)

185 Nice crocs

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 10:35 AM (sKqQm)

186 Is it between Schenectady and Buffalo?"

Pittsburgh.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 10:35 AM (cGjQu)

187 Old Geezer in a hat.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 31, 2026 10:36 AM (JNTt1)

188 They tried to put her in a trench, but when she stepped in it, Barbara fell down.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:36 AM (p/31p)

189 Its all fun and games making fun of the weird old guy that lives in a cave outside of town until he shows up with an undead army...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 10:37 AM (sKqQm)

190 Art. The IRGC is using AI altered photos to show damage at US bases in the Middle East that never happened.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:37 AM (abScH)

191 Frankenstein shoes FTW!"

"Fronk-en-steen"

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 10:37 AM (cGjQu)

192 What could possibly go wrong?

Army veteran who sexually assaulted 7 women sues to be moved to women’s prison after identifying as trans

https://tinyurl.com/23exacf3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

193 Art. The IRGC is using AI altered photos to show damage at US bases in the Middle East that never happened.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:37 AM (abScH)

The cave age barbarians do love technology when it suits them.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (p/31p)

194 Give the Soviets credit. They valued Russia’s rich artistic heritage. They didn’t want to cancel everything like today’s marxists do.

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They raffled off much of The Hermitage, including it's finest artworks, to American collectors to help paper over the catastrophic collapse of desperately needed foreign reserves during the disastrous forced collectivization of farms and industrialization of cities that wiped out a generation of the peasantry - the heart & soul of Russian culture.

The Soviets were willing to emphasize the greatness of Russian culture when they needed to galvanize patriotism, or assert Russian dominance over subject ethnic populations in the imperial hinterlands.

And they were willing to sell it off like a coldhearted pimp when they went broke because they murdered off the subject populations in their own.

Everything was transactional and situational for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (BI5O2)

195 Although honestly the Democrats are probably giving them the pictures.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (p/31p)

196 The IRGC is using AI altered photos to show damage at US bases in the Middle East that never happened.

I would assume the government could get the IP and physical location at which they are being generated if it wanted.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (sKqQm)

197
The new thing is to accuse Boomers of sitting on assets. Something tells me it's a setup to a confiscation of retirement accounts. Something the DemSocs have been itching for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (O0L8i)

198 143 You don't find many limericks about old Russian hermits.
Posted by: Limerick lover

There once was a man from Vladivostok. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 10:16 AM (lvbMS)

Not easy!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:40 AM (odBC9)

199 There once was a man from Vladivostok. . ."

Nah. Doesn't rhyme with Nantucket.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 10:41 AM (cGjQu)

200 200

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:42 AM (odBC9)

201 Artist was 80 when he died but had much sorrow in his life. SiL was shot as a spy during Stalin's purges, his daughter was imprisoned and brutally interrogated before she was released and the artist himself was imprisoned for a time.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 10:42 AM (lJ0H4)

202 143 You don't find many limericks about old Russian hermits.
Posted by: Limerick lover

There once was a man from Vladivostok. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 10:16 AM (lvbMS)

Who uploaded his OnlyFans to TikTok

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:42 AM (odBC9)

203 Herman the Hermit - a mindful lamerick

I'm old and I don't give a d@mn
I've outlived most of my fam
My ancestral line
Had the same name as mine
I'm 'Enery the Eighth I am
I am
'Enery the Eighth I am

Posted by: mindful webworker - now it's stuck in your head at July 31, 2026 10:43 AM (/YSzp)

204 18-1 the images are being produced in some Google earth program and they can identify that they are fake immediately.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:43 AM (abScH)

205 accuse Boomers of sitting on assets.

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I like big assets and I cannot lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:43 AM (ndZc7)

206 There once was a man from Vladivostok. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2026 10:16 AM (lvbMS)

Whose Lokotok was so long he could....

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:44 AM (p/31p)

207 The Russians had some really odd nominally Christian group where they cut off their genitals. They argued since lust was bad why not cut off the parts that make you sin

And no they were not fun at parties.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 10:44 AM (sKqQm)

208 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That is one sad tree in today's art.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2026 10:44 AM (2WIwB)

209 18-1 the images are being produced in some Google earth program and they can identify that they are fake immediately.

My point was they can locate where they are being generated and bomb it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 10:45 AM (sKqQm)

210 Good morning.

Guys, I propose an idea. It's a bit of a radical idea. How does this sound.

Stop putting fluoride in the water. Put benzos in the water instead. Help calm down all the crazies.

Not just in public water supplies, ALL water.

I think this is an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: The Blessed Virgin at July 31, 2026 10:45 AM (Z2yLo)

211 Something tells me it's a setup to a confiscation of retirement accounts. "

That's ok. It's a tax.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 10:46 AM (cGjQu)

212 The new thing is to accuse Boomers of sitting on assets. Something tells me it's a setup to a confiscation of retirement accounts. Something the DemSocs have been itching for.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (O0L8i)

I've been hearing this for ten years from my detestable Millennial cohort.

It's just the grotesque greed & entitlement & envy & perverse moral preening that characterizes my regrettable generation in all things.

It's reflexive. There isn't any thought behind it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 10:46 AM (BI5O2)

213 Dang. That is one sad tree in today's art."

The Red October used to be right there

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 10:47 AM (cGjQu)

214 18-1 the images are being produced in some Google earth program and they can identify that they are fake immediately.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:43 AM (abScH)
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Unfortunately, this just adds to the fog of war as I'm sure the IRGC will start claiming that any of the video/images the US shows about our strikes are also AI fakes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 10:47 AM (FZ29D)

215
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes

I just refilled the reservoir on the Kurig. Dunking dark roast K cups are in the basket on the counter next to the machine. Have a cuppa on me, sir.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 31, 2026 10:47 AM (QVmho)

216 Malcolm Harris
@BigMeanInternet
I'm a prison abolitionist for lots of reasons. One is that I find it unacceptably cruel as a form of social organization to lock people in cages and tell them they'll be beaten or killed if they try to get out.

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Well, I'm a solution wood chipper man myself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

217 I'm 85% hermit, but look nothing like that guy.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2026 10:49 AM (vbXSk)

218 You just know that he’s thinking about boobs.
Posted by: Bulg


Some classics for you, Bulg, c/o BitsAndPieces.us

https://bit.ly/bardot-to-go

NSFW, I guess.

Posted by: mindful webworker - now that's art! at July 31, 2026 10:49 AM (/YSzp)

219 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (BI5O2)

All I was saying was that they understood the value of Russian art and didn't seek to cancel it for ideological reasons (icons aside -- but even a lot of those remained in museums and can still be viewed today).

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

220 >197
The new thing is to accuse Boomers of sitting on assets. Something tells me it's a setup to a confiscation of retirement accounts. Something the DemSocs have been itching for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 10:39 AM (O0L8i)

There has been a hue and cry from the left since the early 2000's to confiscate 401K assets to shore up SS, which means IRAs are also on the commie's list to steal. For regular brokerage accounts, the proposals to tax capital gains above ordinary income is also on the table. I have begin seriously investigating how to protect my assets from such assholery.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 10:49 AM (GTqXr)

221 208 That is one sad tree in today's art.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2026 10:44 AM (2WIwB)

It would make a good Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:50 AM (odBC9)

222 The old man heard that the nearest village had ten pound chickens on sale and so began this journey.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 31, 2026 10:50 AM (iOHVb)

223 So, what's the hat made from? Beaver, mink, marten, lamb's wool?
Posted by: Susquehanna Hat Company



Muskrat ... lovingly.
Posted by: ShainS



I'll bet the muskrat didn't feel the love.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 10:51 AM (Zja42)

224 There has been a hue and cry from the left since the early 2000's to confiscate 401K assets to shore up SS, which means IRAs are also on the commie's list to steal. For regular brokerage accounts, the proposals to tax capital gains above ordinary income is also on the table. I have begin seriously investigating how to protect my assets from such assholery.
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Good way for them to lose their lives.
Never fuck with an old person with nothing left to lose.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 10:52 AM (Zja42)

225 Malcolm Harris
@BigMeanInternet
I'm a prison abolitionist for lots of reasons. One is that I find it unacceptably cruel as a form of social organization to lock people in cages and tell them they'll be beaten or killed if they try to get out.


Easier to just end them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 10:53 AM (Zja42)

226 The Russians had some really odd nominally Christian group where they cut off their genitals. They argued since lust was bad why not cut off the parts that make you sin

And no they were not fun at parties.
Posted by: 18-1

The Skoptsy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:53 AM (77rzZ)

227 I'm more interested in the other features in the painting rather than the hermit himself, but the Russian Orthodox Church had great tradition of the wisdom in writings of the various hermits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 10:53 AM (W90Ou)

228 >>I have begin seriously investigating how to protect my assets from such assholery.

I have a very particular set of skills ....

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 10:53 AM (viF8m)

229 I have begin seriously investigating how to protect my assets from such assholery.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

I have a phone call scheduled with my financial advisor later next month. Will bring this up her. Don't want the filthy commies touching my money.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 10:53 AM (lJ0H4)

230 179 nana!

Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 10:54 AM (Bep7s)

231 182 natasha fatale.

Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

232 Whoops!

Off Blessed Virgin sock!

But you have to admit the idea of the Virgin Mary advocating for doping people up day and night is a pretty funny one.

Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 10:55 AM (Z2yLo)

233 The hat is maybe felt.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 10:56 AM (odBC9)

234 One is that I find it unacceptably cruel as a form of social organization to lock people in cages and tell them they'll be beaten or killed if they try to get out.
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Okay so let's not tell them.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 10:56 AM (p/31p)

235
All I was saying was that they understood the value of Russian art and didn't seek to cancel it for ideological reasons (icons aside -- but even a lot of those remained in museums and can still be viewed today).
Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

Oh, I know. Im just venting. Those pigs did incalculable damage to a millennium worth of unique and beautiful culture and national identity. So fucking senselessly destructive, it makes my gorge rise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 10:56 AM (BI5O2)

236 194 it was amber greed.

Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 10:56 AM (Bep7s)

237 But you have to admit the idea of the Virgin Mary advocating for doping people up day and night is a pretty funny one.
Posted by: Robert at July 31, 2026 10:55 AM (Z2yLo)
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Well, she did nag Jesus into turning water into wine at Cana.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 10:57 AM (amcLV)

238 That's me as a teenager …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 31, 2026 10:58 AM (ayRl+)

239 'I'm not a hermit! If I was a hermit you'd never see me, much less paint a picture of me.'
- guy's got a point

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2026 10:59 AM (LHPAg)

240 210 lithiawater is a thing.

Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 10:59 AM (Bep7s)

241 Millennials: "you spoiled me my whole life, and it's never enough. Just die already, so I can have a free house that befits the station of morally superior barista." That's all it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 11:00 AM (BI5O2)

242 buck noodness

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 11:00 AM (odBC9)

243 Rant up

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 11:00 AM (Zja42)

244 - And suddenly, millions of F5 keys cried out and went silent.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 31, 2026 11:01 AM (/XKEa)

245 @ 62 These Mitch proof of life shots are not going to work.
Posted by: ted Torgerson at July 31, 2026 09:43 AM (R86kT)
LOL +1
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 09:44 AM (wVcYX)

____________________________________

You do realise they're all AI, yes … ? I mean, Mitchums is smiling. Isn't that called 'rector mortis' … ? Or is it 'rectum mortis'?

Posted by: Dr_No at July 31, 2026 11:01 AM (ayRl+)

246 One is that I find it unacceptably cruel as a form of social organization to lock people in cages and tell them they'll be beaten or killed if they try to get out.

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So the solution is to free them from those cages so that they can proceed & continue to beat, rape, and kill even more innocent individuals -- and now with zero disincentive to do so?

I haven't been calling it a Death Cult for decades for nothin' ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2026 11:01 AM (YDC8i)

247 This whole thing of rallying around Fraudci just goes to show you two things.

1. They were energized by the narrative.
2. They have a fidelity to the narrative that they cannot give up.

And they just play into another narrative that has shown not to be so much the case: that if you call out a person "crazies on the right" will kill him, so in calling out a person you are effectively "risking his/her life!" and you are "showing that you don't care whether he/she lives or dies".

Because "crazies on the right" regularly kill subjects of censure.

Their narratives will not go gently into that good night. Rage! Rage against the dying of the LIE!

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 11:03 AM (Fi81e)

248 Gold coins or bullion are awfully tough to beat for private wealth storage. For about 5000 years or so. As far as I can tell, three countries have outlawed gold in the 20th century. Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, and the good old U.S.A.

Portable, private, and they can't really declare it un-valuable the way currencies can. Illegal yes, but that isn't quite the same thing. Ignore people who try to confuse things by compare gold returns with the stock market. Gold and silver are excellent as a substitute for paper currencies. The US dollar used to be "good as gold" but those days are long gone.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 11:03 AM (uo3/3)

249 If the government would stop wasting billions of dollars, if people started going to jail over all the fraud, then the economy would be in much better shape.To hell with them robbing our retirement.

Posted by: Case at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (bqIVz)

250 As far as I can tell, three countries have outlawed gold in the 20th century. Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, and the good old U.S.A.

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I've collected a number of silver Nazi Reichsmarks - the last of real money in Germany, in the early years before they killed it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (BI5O2)

251 Next thing you know, you're playing naked in a mall fountain.

That didn't make the list of ways to beat the heat without being a fascist (using air conditioning, which in the UK and France has been declared to be "far-right technology") that the BBC aired.

1) Soak your sheets in cold water before going to bed
2) When you're awake, keep your feet in a bucket of cold water at all times
3) Paint your windows with yogurt

They were serious, by the way.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:05 AM (2ocoG)

252 18-1 the images are being produced in some Google earth program and they can identify that they are fake immediately.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 10:43 AM (abScH)

Well, Google is evil...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (1z8ji)

253 242 buck noodness
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 11:00 AM (odBC9)

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 11:06 AM (odBC9)

254 buck noodness

Nobody wants to see Buck nekkid.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2026 11:07 AM (2ocoG)

The Morning Report — 7/ 31 /26

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Good morning kids. And just like that July is gone. But what about America? So okay, this is nice to see and raises the temperature of the coronary cockles by a few miserable degrees...

Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) torched Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) in an impromptu interview with CNN’s Manu Raju, and boy, Sanders didn't take it well. The blowup is over Michigan's Senate primary, where Democrat voters look poised to hand their nomination to Abdul El-Sayed, a Democratic Socialist who has spent months running to the left of nearly everyone else in the race. His chief rival, Rep. Haley Stevens (D-Mich.), is clearly the more electable option, but El-Sayed looks like he’s going to win. A recent poll shows Republican Mike Rogers (R-Mich.) beating El-Sayed by 10 points in a general election matchup. Swap in Stevens against Rogers, and the race is a dead heat, within the margin of error. Sanders, of course, has thrown his weight behind El-Sayed, and Fetterman thinks that is a mistake. In fact, he said so bluntly to Raju in a rather scathing attack on Sanders. He brought up Sanders' lack of regret for propping up Graham Platner, even after he was accused of rape and abuse by multiple ex-girlfriends, who also drew fire for comments many read as disparaging a fallen American hero.

Well, sadly this is Michigan, no longer the land of Henry Ford but thanks to places like Dearbornistan and Hamastramck well on its way to transmogrification into an Islamic shitole.

Well that said, and speaking of Ford, I give you someone who is not related to the Tin Lizzy inventor

Ford didn't hedge.

His argument was straightforward: the Democrat Party has drifted so far from ordinary voters that its own candidates no longer resemble what the country is asking for.

"Because the American people are not being ambiguous at all about what they want," Ford said. "They want lower prices; they want not-forever wars. They want their kids to have better futures and an opportunity to achieve the American dream.", and even one of their own on Fox News's The Five isn't pretending otherwise. On Thursday, Harold Ford Jr., who is far and away smarter than Jessica Tarlov, ripped into his party for propping up socialist candidates like Abdul El-Sayed, who is running for the U.S. Senate in Michigan.

And yet far away geographically and politically from Michigan there's Texas.

Host Erin Burnett said, “So, let me ask you about this poll that just came in here while we were talking in the past few minutes from Fox, Larry. The Republican Senate candidate, Ken Paxton, is now trailing the Democrat, James Talarico, in Texas. Ok, Texas. This is the first public poll where either candidate has hit the 50% mark. Ok. It’s Texas. It’s an incredible thing to see this. It’s also the end of July. Where do you see that race going?”

Sabato said, “I’ve been around a long time. And since 1994, I’ve gotten call after call virtually every day from Texans in politics on the Democratic side, saying, ‘This is the year. We’re finally gonna do it.’ But you know what? I’m starting to believe it’s actually possible this year, not just because James Talarico is a great candidate, which he is, but Paxton is so awful. And I’m sorry to use that word. But, you know, we used to have a word, a flaunter, meaning he’s a sinner who flaunts the sin. And that pretty much has been the way Paxton has conducted his public career. A lot of these donors won’t touch him. Notice, he’s not doing well at all raising money. It’s because they have family and friends and businesses to protect, and they really don’t want to identify themselves publicly with a candidate who has Paxton’s record.”


So okay, taken together Harold Ford although a decent fellow, isn't exactly a rock-ribbed conservative and Larry Sabato is a pollster who's been around the block for a long time and his record of prognostication let alone on the temperament of the electorate are not exactly stellar or even reliable unless I'm missing something.

But seriously, does this abject freak have a shot at taking a senate seat in Texas, regardless of Paxton's appeal or lack thereof? I mean Texas rejected Abortion Barbie and she makes Talarico look like Chairman Mao in comparison, or at least from my perspective as an ex-New York Yid living in the sticks of southern Wisconsin.

So if Socialism is such a big winner why are the Democrats seemingly all freaked out about it as several links in the Politics section seem to be driving at? The contradictions about this are maddening.

What I guess I'm driving at beyond these individual races is what does all this say about the nation as a whole and the trajectory we're on?

As the song goes . . . "Will our story shine like a light, or end in the dark?!!!!"


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1 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 07:32 AM (2Cry5)

2 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 31, 2026 07:32 AM (0N4FZ)

3 Top 5! Go me!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 07:34 AM (RjOoY)

4 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:34 AM (JvZF+)

5 Announced Mr. Sefton's arrival...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 07:34 AM (2Cry5)

6 happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 07:34 AM (/+uur)

7 I've been saying for years... if you have Muslims in Congress, you have to break the country up. We can't be lorded over by savages just because Karen wants a brown dick in her. Ridiculous. End this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 07:35 AM (BI5O2)

8 I wonder if Hasan Piker's dog was shocked at the news about him.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 07:35 AM (RjOoY)

9 Sabato said...

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I think I see the problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:36 AM (JvZF+)

10 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 07:36 AM (HLGfd)

11 "what does all this say about the nation as a whole and the trajectory we're on?"

Fake and gay.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2026 07:36 AM (MWfyi)

12 We can win if you donate! Send Money!

Posted by: Democrats at July 31, 2026 07:37 AM (Q+gd/)

13 But seriously, does this abject freak have a shot at taking a senate seat in Texas, regardless of Paxton's appeal or lack thereof?
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No.

But they are desperate to convince you otherwise.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:38 AM (JvZF+)

14 7 I've been saying for years... if you have Muslims in Congress, you have to break the country up. We can't be lorded over by savages just because Karen wants a brown dick in her. Ridiculous. End this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 07:35 AM (BI5O2)


You can't have Karen without Koran and vice versa...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 07:38 AM (x0n13)

15 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

16 I’ll call it now: The GOP picks up one senate seat and keeps the house. Not because they’re wonderful but because the Dems are batshit crazy. Talarico gets wiped out in Texas. No chance

Sabato has been a hack for a long long time

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 07:39 AM (+gA9j)

17 I've been saying for years... if you have Muslims in Congress, you have to break the country up. We can't be lorded over by savages just because Karen wants a brown dick in her. Ridiculous. End this.

I would extend that to India Indians too. Its the cultural baggage.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 07:39 AM (a4flb)

18 Did I miss the twirling?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

19 Morning Horde. Just dashed off an email to the company I've been interviewing with, asking for a progress update. They've had some email issues in the recent past that may be ongoing. If I don't hear anything by lunch, I'll call and see what they have to say that way. I'm confident they still like me but they may be having delays with scheduling the client interview.

Now to read some of the links, but quick reaction, I think Larry Sabato has gone nuts if he believes any of the positive spin he spewed about Talarico.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 31, 2026 07:39 AM (aJQbY)

20 The other day, at Graham's funeral, Trump was handing out tic-tacks to Vance and Bessant. And, as they were laughing, Trump smiled at the camera.

In 2020, the last weeks, Trump was doing his rallies (remember how they forced him to hold them at airports in the middle of nowhere due to Covid, all the blue cities banning crowds--but not BLM--for safety?)
Anyway, he would give his speech, rally the crowd, but it was ... off. Like he knew it was close, in the wrong direction, hoping against hope.

But in 2024, he was happy, having fun--he knew he already won.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 07:41 AM (3cUTc)

21 Larry Sabato?

LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2026 07:41 AM (qFwJc)

22 "Hunter Biden, who recently landed a job at a luxury Los Angeles addiction treatment center, also claimed his father and other relatives are unable to bail him out."

I don't know where to start with this. "Ridiculous" seems inadequate.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2026 07:41 AM (MWfyi)

23
Question as I noted above:

So if Socialism is such a big winner why are the Democrats seemingly all freaked out about it as several links in the Politics section seem to be driving at? The contradictions about this are maddening.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

24 Sabato said...

I think I see the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:36 AM (JvZF+)

Adios, Sabato.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

25 Did I miss the twirling?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)
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No Rosasharn this morning

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:42 AM (JvZF+)

26 24 Sabato said...

I think I see the problem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:36 AM (JvZF+)

Adios, Sabato.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 07:42 AM (1Ff7Z)


What we need is a Sabato Sabbatical...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

27 Community Notes

The American model of individual rights from God, strong property rights, and the 2nd Amendment underpinned a high-trust, advanced, productive and happy civilization.

Other cultures do not come close. And envious barbarians are tearing that advanced society apart. Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

28 Not fustest, not mostest. That's what I get for reading the content.

Larry Sabato? Didn't that guy peak about fifteen or twenty years ago?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2026 07:43 AM (BU6xA)

29 San Franpsycho

Hope she is OK. Thanks for letting me know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

30 I bet Jill cut off funding to Hunter.

Oh, the Biden's have tons of money. They're just not giving any of it to Hunter.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2026 07:43 AM (qFwJc)

31 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Today is the halfway point for my cancer treatment. I'll be glad to get it finished.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

32 Taking the bodies of aborted babies - and sowing their tiny fingers and scalps into the backs of mice.

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Good G*d Almighty...you know how hyperbole will leave one saying they are speechless? This is perhaps one of the most grotesque, evil things I've ever read.

I'm wondering if Hades is big enough to hold all the people that belong there.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

33 I used to have a different nic

Glad to hear it.

There are easier ways to meet nurses, ya know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

34 The pastors preach love, but push hate toward conservative Americans.

"Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar..." 1 John 4:20

" ...From the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers, these things ought not to be so" James 3:9-10

"If you blow on a spark, it will glow; if you spit on it, it will be put out; and both come out of your mouth. Curse the whisperer and deceitful person, for he has destroyed many who were at peace." - Sirach 28:12-13

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 07:46 AM (a4flb)

35 Sabato is the Chris Van Hollen of Joseph Goebbels.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2026 07:46 AM (qFwJc)

36 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Black holes are getting more massive, is what I'm saying. The gravitation makes the torment feel heavy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

37 There are easier ways to meet nurses, ya know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)
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Your next book!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:47 AM (JvZF+)

38 btw, I loved it when Chris Van Hollen was head of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.


They lost the Senate that year.

C'mon man, give his another chance.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2026 07:48 AM (qFwJc)

39 It will all boil down to IslamoMarxists vs America First. I would recommend making that case to the American voter. We are. In many, already In the midst of a jihad. Both, Bolshevik and radical Muslim are using each other as the means to an end. Either way, our children and grandchildren children stand to lose.

Stand up and dispute their positions. They have never worked, or produced anything constructively meaningful. Only death and misery.

Posted by: Augusto Perez at July 31, 2026 07:49 AM (H7FX4)

40 Fauci surrendered his social compact with polite, contemporary society and chose to become a hostile feral beast. He did a complete 180deg turn on civilization and should be put down, because he is, by his own choice, useless.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 07:49 AM (8E0Ba)

41 Harold Ford Jr., who is far and away smarter than Jessica Tarlov,
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Not saying much. So is a used teabag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:49 AM (JvZF+)

42 San Franpsycho

Before a surgery several years ago, the night before my procedure my nurse asked me what I wanted for my last meal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

43 As I've said a couple times here; the Democrat Socialists are not the first order of business. The aggressively political Muslims are. They're a bigger issue now than the Socialists are.

Maybe it's cultural with them, but their ability to organize, dominate and threaten local and state governments is a serious threat. A cancer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 07:51 AM (2Cry5)

44
Thanks for the coverage of the Michigan Democrat Senate horror-comedy story, JJ.

One quibble; Haley Stevens isn't electable. Not even close. She lied in the debate, is a nasty little scold of a type that everybody is familiar with, to the point where the Karens here see a little of themselves in her and are nervous. She has zero appeal outside their demographic. $61 million down the drain.

Dimestore Manadami will run as a capitalist centrist (wink wink)
as the Dearborn intifada seizes the corrupt democrat machine.

Mike Rodgers is no shoe-in, but at least he forced Slotkin to cheat to get the seat.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 07:51 AM (Y8DZL)

45 A horde of unassimilated Muslims might fulfill Adolf Hitler’s dream of ridding Europe of its Jews.
Why Jews are ditching Europe…

It’s worth pointing out that Ezekiel 37, and other writings as well, have long ago prophesied that this would happen. There’s no stopping it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 07:51 AM (6YiIr)

46 A thing we should keep in mind about Republicans in the Senate:
If you polled all of them, you might get 5 who think they are going to hold the Senate.
Something which is damned near impossible; the Dems winning.
Because it means losing both or at least one of LA and TX.

But, regardless, they believe it, bc the people they trust, the news they read, tells them the Senate is in play.

And I'll bet at least 40 of them think both TX and LA are lost.
Not bc of any polling or how red the states are. But bc they hate their "friends" lost and they believe stupid lies like "well, they have never won a Senate seat before, so they'll probably lose."

And that's why you have at least 10 GOPe that are dead-set against the SAVE Act:
they think they are buying themselves a separate peace with the Dems in 2027--sold at the price of your freedoms.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 07:52 AM (3cUTc)

47 theorists like Marcuse argued that “the centralization of political power is necessary if the individual is going to be truly free.”

There is not one Democrat that does NOZT believe in this idea.
A central power that controls thoughts and ideas is the only freedom.
It is the exact same idea as Islamism. Only a central (religious) power can make people free to live their best life.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

48 Fake and gay.
Posted by: fd


I propose that the term "Fabricated and Homosexual" be added to the AoS Style Book.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 07:52 AM (RjOoY)

49 Before a surgery several years ago, the night before my procedure my nurse asked me what I wanted for my last meal.

I'm sure The Paolo would want something NOT from the kitchen but already in the room.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 07:53 AM (a4flb)

50 I used to have a different nic — prayers up

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 07:54 AM (yz/88)

51
This is...interesting, but, oh so inevitable:

If you own an "connected" Volvo or Polestar car,

China has a kill switch built into your car.

And China is the owner of the companies.

Imagine that.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 07:54 AM (iJfKG)

52 Talarico winning Texas? Malarky! 99 and 44/100 pure malarky.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)

53 And that's why you have at least 10 GOPe that are dead-set against the SAVE Act:
they think they are buying themselves a separate peace with the Dems in 2027--sold at the price of your freedoms.


The loss of your Freedom, Liberty and Property is a risk they are willing to take.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 07:55 AM (a4flb)

54 Trump Activates Dormant ‘Alien Terrorist Removal Court’ to Deport ISIS Supporter.

Can we use it to deport Sparkle Sooknanan?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

55
oops, forgot the link:

https://instapundit.com/813741/

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 07:56 AM (iJfKG)

56 I propose that the term "Fabricated and Homosexual" be added to the AoS Style Book.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 07:52 AM (RjOoY)
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Too ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:56 AM (JvZF+)

57 I'm wondering if Hades is big enough to hold all the people that belong there.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Errah, plenty of room, Sweetcheeks.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Search and Rescue at July 31, 2026 07:56 AM (wOO3z)

58 > Trump Activates Dormant ‘Alien Terrorist Removal Court’ to Deport ISIS Supporter.
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There's a couple in Congress that need to be fast tracked out of here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 07:57 AM (2Cry5)

59 they think they are buying themselves a separate peace with the Dems
****

The Demonrats (no typo) don't allow peace to their enemies. Anyone who is not of the body is an enemy. There is no neutrality.

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 07:58 AM (HLGfd)

60 Even if you hated him you had to admit that Beto had some level of charisma; the ladies might like him.

Talarico…. Has none of that. No appeal whatsoever; he’s preachy and creepy

And he ticked off Jasmine… he’s gonna lose badly

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 07:58 AM (yz/88)

61 “Today, the Board of Peace reached a HISTORIC agreement for the COMPLETE DISARMAMENT of Hamas and all other armed groups in Gaza,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “This is a monumental step toward lasting PEACE and SECURITY.”

They dug up the fresh water pipe from Israel to make rockets.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

62 Community Notes

Nay, bro. I was married then.

I doubt The Paolo visits hospital rooms. I imagine he has a round bed with satin sheets, controllable mood lighting, and retro-cocktail hour music playing softly. And chilled White Claw.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

63 Starting with Cornyn and that malignant pustule Karl Rove, the Uniparty has been screeching that Talarico can win! I think think they’ve got a lot of people outside of Texas convinced.

But inside Texas, Talarico is a pathetic joke. He’s going to lose by 15 points, at least.

Here’s a hint as to the reliability of the polls reporting this nonsense - one of them recently did a poll saying that ex-presudent George W. Bush is 4 points more popular than Donald Trump. Does anyone here actually believe that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:00 AM (6YiIr)

64 “Today, the Board of Peace reached a HISTORIC agreement for the COMPLETE DISARMAMENT of Hamas and all other armed groups in Gaza,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “This is a monumental step toward lasting PEACE and SECURITY.”

They dug up the fresh water pipe from Israel to make rockets.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

Well, the Gaza HOA will certainly have something to say to Hamas about the unauthorized digging.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 08:01 AM (wVcYX)

65 Tillis enrages this Carolinian.

Posted by: CapeFear at July 31, 2026 08:02 AM (usOWp)

66 >>>They dug up the fresh water pipe from Israel to make rockets.

Posted by: r hennigantx

>Did they use golf balls for the payload? Those were great when I was making mortars for 4th of July.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 08:02 AM (8E0Ba)

67 If you own an "connected" Volvo or Polestar car,

China has a kill switch built into your car.


We need some ethical hacker types to work with garages to clean that out of cars. A lot of money could be made with that.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 08:03 AM (RjOoY)

68 1) Fox News is one of the worst at polling; they had Kamala winning by 5% up to near the end.

2) Larry Sabato is coasting on an (unearned) reputation that is nearly 20 years stale. He's not some wizard with insight--he has a staff of interns who collate the news (which is nearly exclusively left), mixes in polling and then "weighs" it to "predict" races.
He is no more accurate than the crowd--don't buy his bullshit "98% accuracy." (more on that to come)

3) Talarico won't win. It won't even be close. He'll be lucky to break 45%. The same people saying the same things now were saying them back when they were predicting Cornyn would win. And, before that, when they were predicting he'd lose the statewide AG race.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:03 AM (3cUTc)

69 Larry Sabato: Talarico Could Actually Flip Senate Seat in Texas

The fact that his every utterance is hateful to Texans, the fact that the blacks don't like him, the fact that the Texicans don't like him, the fact that he's under investigation for election fraud... none of those things change the fact that he's on the ballot, for now, and therefore could, theoretically, flip the Senate seat.

He and Bobby O'Rourke will form a formidable duo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:03 AM (ExV1e)

70 End in the dark.

Posted by: smelting at July 31, 2026 08:03 AM (7iM56)

71 Tom Servo

Please let Talarico siphon disposable cash from coastal Leftists and Soros / Chinese billionaires.

Less for others that way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

72 The State Bar of Texas sued Paxton for professional misconduct in 2022, after he brought a lawsuit against Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin in 2020 over discredited election fraud claims.

What is interesting is that the Georgia claim we now know is very real. I bet the other 3 will be proved real in the next 2 or 3 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur)

73 2 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Your morning greeting leaves us flat, as always.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie Fan Club at July 31, 2026 08:04 AM (JM9I6)

74 Talarico unquestionably gives off an extremely creepy vibe. Like windowless van parked outside a school yard trying to lure 4th grade boys. Without question, I'd think that even if he hadn't shown himself to be an 11 on the Woke Scale of Crazy. I confess to not knowing much about Paxton and how he comes across. I can only hope that TX does the right thing and sends this creep packing. Still...after the Dog Eater's reelection in '12, I will never again believe people have enough intelligence to make the right decisions regarding very bad characters.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

75 “.However, Pakistan has denied any involvement, with the country’s military calling reports linking.”

Never forget that Pakistan denied all knowledge of Osama Bin Laden’s whereabouts before it was revealed that he’d been living a mile away from their military HQ for years in a safe house.

It pisses me off every time I see Trump call Pakistan a “good ally and trusted partner.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:06 AM (6YiIr)

76 Rachel Corrie Fan Club

Is your membership pin a D-9 bulldozer or a pancake?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

77 own an "connected" Volvo or Polestar car,"

Geely waves from China.

Also, we're now believing Larry's schtick? What, it's now 1996 again?

Here, pull my finger

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:07 AM (cGjQu)

78 Claude: Does Larry Sabato "beat the crowd?"

Answer:
Short answer: his headline "98% accuracy" is real but mostly measures how lopsided most American elections are, not forecasting skill. When you isolate the races where it actually mattered — genuine toss-ups — his edge over just following the polls shrinks to modest-to-nonexistent, and in the two biggest calls of the last 11 years he missed exactly where the polling consensus also missed.

The headline numbers: Center for Politics (Sabato's own shop) touts a lifetime 98% accuracy rate on U.S. House calls, 98% on Senate, 94% on governors. That's true, but it's inflated by the fact that in any given cycle, 80-90% of House/Senate/Governor races aren't remotely close — safe D or safe R seats that a coin, an incumbent-always-wins rule, or "whoever's leading in whatever polling exists" would also call correctly. That part of the record tells you almost nothing about Sabato specifically.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:07 AM (3cUTc)

79 Starting with Cornyn and that malignant pustule Karl Rove, the Uniparty has been screeching that Talarico can win! I think think they’ve got a lot of people outside of Texas convinced.

Didn't that senile has-been Cornyn blame Mike Lee of " demoralizing the GOP" because of Lee's tenacity in trying to get the Establishment to pass the Save America Act?

Trying to shame your Party's seditionists into acting positively on what 90% of your party wants is "demoralizing" yet promoting Screwtape as your replacement in the Senate is not?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 08:07 AM (a4flb)

80 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 08:08 AM (Zja42)

81
Rachel Corrie Fan Club

Is your membership pin a D-9 bulldozer or a pancake?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)


They waffle between the two.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 08:08 AM (iJfKG)

82
Antonio Sabato > Larry Sabato

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 31, 2026 08:09 AM (IQhz0)

83 Marcuse argued that “the centralization of political power is necessary if the individual is going to be truly free“
——

Ya hafta go to school for a long time to get that stupid

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 08:09 AM (m6z0J)

84 7 I've been saying for years... if you have Muslims in Congress, you have to break the country up. We can't be lorded over by savages just because Karen wants a brown dick in her. Ridiculous. End this.

My take is that Karen doesn't want any non-white dicks. Karen doesn't want non-whites in her neighborhood. Karen doesn't want non-whites in her kids' schools.

What Karen does want very, very much is to virtue-signal.

Posted by: Delurker at July 31, 2026 08:10 AM (2Drhq)

85 Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 07:51 AM (2Cry5)

The socialists are absolutely the first order of business. The Democrats plan to transform before our eyes and the GOP does not have the stomach nor the desire for the fight them once they do.

You can't do much about the second thing you mentioned right now that Trump isn't doing (borders), but trust me he knows what this DSA op is, and has a plan in place to deal with it.

The operation is purposely much more diffuse than the Squad or having one charismatic person. They believe he doesn't have the ability to fight such a wide ranging "movement". But I think he does. And if we get there, it's gonna be a marvel.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 08:10 AM (p/31p)

86 I doubt The Paolo visits hospital rooms. I imagine he has a round bed with satin sheets, controllable mood lighting, and retro-cocktail hour music playing softly. And chilled White Claw.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

He actually has my old place.

Posted by: Dean Martin as Matt Helm at July 31, 2026 08:10 AM (1Ff7Z)

87 the guy that moves pianos for a living

Good to see you posting. How have you been?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

88 🎶
Let's all get up and dance to a song
that was a hit before your mother was born
'Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
🌞😁

Posted by: mindful webworker - waiting for eyes to open at July 31, 2026 08:10 AM (/YSzp)

89 It pisses me off every time I see Trump call Pakistan a “good ally and trusted partner.”

He is not confiding to you, he is negotiating with other parties.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (a4flb)

90 The best thing conservatives can do is keep tearing down centrist Democrats.

The centrist has no desire for Muslims or communists, and thus it makes Democrats unelectable.

Furthermore, if you can remain quiet about anti-Israel candidates and Muslims in swing states during the Democrat primaries, you begin to break up one of the most powerful Democrat power blocks.

Jews have voted 75+% for Democrats and Jews are their largest campaign contributors. When you put anti-Zionist candidates on the Democratic ballot, you eliminate a lot of their voting and funding base.

When it gets to the general, sure, call those anti-Zionists Hitler and Muslims and all that. But during the primaries, it's best to let the Democrats put in radical candidates.

Posted by: Positive Development at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (7UQwj)

91 So if Socialism is such a big winner why are the Democrats seemingly all freaked out about it as several links in the Politics section seem to be driving at? The contradictions about this are maddening.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)


Socialism is a big winner in the Dem primaries. It can be a big winner in the blue enclaves. That's it. And as the yoots grow up and some of them start to develop a brain, they'll see that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

92 Marcuse argued that “the centralization of political power is necessary if the individual is going to be truly free“

--

The facepalm gesture was made for shockingly ignorant statements like this.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI)

93 Americans that support the democrat party or are "undecided" know exactly what they want.

Free shit from the government. They vote for whomever is gonna give them more free shit then they are already getting. You don't get $39.7 trillion in debt from a country full of rugged individuals.

At least the DSA folks are honest about it.

Posted by: $39.7 Trillion In Debt at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (ftsic)

94 What Karen does want very, very much is to virtue-signal"

And The Paolo. Preferably in ebook format. 50 shades, anyone?

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (cGjQu)

95 Good enough for me, Erin! LET’S CANCEL THE ELECTIONS!!!

Oh, wait…you mean we have to double check the polls’ validity by actually holding the elections? You know, just in case the polls are wrong???

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (4g5V+)

96 REPORT: Iran Secures Hundreds of Chinese Missiles to Use Against U.S.
-----
I kinda wonder if a rogue general in the PLA is simply trying to make a profit here.

Although Xi is cracking down on the PLA leadership, there may be a few generals/colonels who are starting to think of themselves as "warlords."

It doesn't look good for China if there are cracks in their military...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 08:12 AM (FZ29D)

97 I came up with Baalarico last night.

Yes? No?

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 08:13 AM (p/31p)

98 Socialism is a big winner in the Dem primaries. It can be a big winner in the blue enclaves. That's it. And as the yoots grow up and some of them start to develop a brain, they'll see that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

As for Talarico, he will find out the hard way that the State of Texas outside TX HD-50 is nothing like the confines of TX HD-50.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:13 AM (4g5V+)

99 Before a surgery several years ago, the night before my procedure my nurse asked me what I wanted for my last meal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)


Weird. I had a colonoscopy some time back and just before they sedated me I said "see you on the other side" and they all freaked out and took pains to assure me that I'd be fine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

100 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

JJ, Henry Ford’s a big reason why that part of Michigan is so muzzied up. He imported them to work in his factories.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ)

101 REPORT: Iran Secures Hundreds of Chinese Missiles to Use Against U.S."

REPORT: Using all caps makes it true! Chef Boyardee for everyone!

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:14 AM (cGjQu)

102 81
Rachel Corrie Fan Club

Is your membership pin a D-9 bulldozer or a pancake?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

They waffle between the two.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 08:08 AM

Just plough through it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 31, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

103 82
Antonio Sabato > Larry Sabato
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 31, 2026 08:09 AM (IQhz0)

I remember
The day we pushed your piano
Out into the garden
Making tracks across the lawn

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at July 31, 2026 08:15 AM (4g5V+)

104 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Xi purging the leadership of the PLA shows that Xi is very worried. And those purges make his hold on power more fragile.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

105 🎶
Let's all get up and dance to a song
that was a hit before your mother was born
'Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
🌞😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - waiting for eyes to open at July 31, 2026 08:10 AM (/YSzp)

Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Posted by: Joe Tex at July 31, 2026 08:15 AM (wVcYX)

106 REPORT: Iran Secures Hundreds of Chinese Missiles to Use Against U.S."



Wait until you see the REPORT about Taiwan. You'll be shocked!

Posted by: Positive Development at July 31, 2026 08:16 AM (7UQwj)

107 Henry Ford’s a big reason why that part of Michigan is so muzzied up. He imported them to work in his factories."

Importing labor always works out well, doesn't it?

(And our betters blovate about Japan building factories closer to customers)

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:16 AM (cGjQu)

108 Chef Boyardee for everyone!
Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:14 AM (cGjQu)

This again?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 08:17 AM (1Ff7Z)

109 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 31, 2026 08:17 AM (53oGX)

110 Just plough through it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


We're just going to tread through this, aren't we?

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 08:17 AM (RjOoY)

111 "Rachel Corrie Fan Club

Is your membership pin a D-9 bulldozer or a pancake?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

They waffle between the two.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2026 08:08 AM

Just plough through it.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty"


This tracks.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2026 08:17 AM (MWfyi)

112 Paxton is deemed “horrible” by the Uniparty and the professional political class because he keeps doing things that upset them. So they have launched a decade of lawfare against him and set every media outlet against him and created dozens and dozens of fake polls showing that This Time, he will lose!

And you know what has happened? While that was going on, he’s won three statewide races pretty easily, since Texas voters like him BECAUSE the professional political class hates him so much.

In the Cornyn / Paxton runoff, every pollster missed the result by at least 15 points.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:18 AM (6YiIr)

113 What Karen does want very, very much is to virtue-signal.

That may be true, but one can't discount the fact Karen is hard core racist and sees brown people as toddlers who need her protection.

Its reinforced by The Narrative that all minorities and non-whites and lunatics are "disadvantaged" or "oppressed" or "at risk". The Manipulators are deliberately conjuring up maternal instincts in a person who has murdered her children at the recommendation of those same Manipulators.

That is why you see her speaking for "disadvantage group" ____. The synapses firing in her mind have her pretending she is standing before the PTA about how her child is perfect in every way.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 08:18 AM (a4flb)

114 This again?"

Well, it's that or pancake comments.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:19 AM (cGjQu)

115 I'm pretty sure Ebola is still raging-in my pants!

Posted by: Presnint Emeritus at July 31, 2026 08:19 AM (JM9I6)

116 Awwwwh... I'm flattered!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at July 31, 2026 08:19 AM (p/31p)

117 75: hate to break it to you but there is a thing called diplomacy that must be engaged in. I’d love it if he said Pakistan’s government is full of fucking goddamn assholes. But it is what it is. He has to tell Pakistan to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey (h/t, The Right Honourable)

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:19 AM (4g5V+)

118 Black holes are getting more massive, is what I'm saying. The gravitation makes the torment feel heavy.
--
Ton 618 is so massive, giving off so much radiation, that, if it was 10 light years away--6 light years farther than the nearest star--within a few years, it'd boil our oceans.

In less than 400 years, it'd pull the Earth and the entire solar system close enough, that Earth would melt.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:19 AM (3cUTc)

119 That may be true, but one can't discount the fact Karen is hard core racist and sees brown people as toddlers who need her protection."

I dunno. There have been some comments on how good looking those "Moroccan guys" look...

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:20 AM (cGjQu)

120
In the Cornyn / Paxton runoff, every pollster missed the result by at least 15 points.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:18 AM (6YiIr)

I’m calling the TX SoS to demand the election be canceled because the poll says Talarico will win. Don’t interrupt.

: )

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:21 AM (4g5V+)

121 Speaking of top pic, "This Sucks" was essentially my motto when I was a teenager. I think I scrawled it into every school desk I ever sat at. I was not happy.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 08:21 AM (p/31p)

122 He is not confiding to you, he is negotiating with other parties.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 08:11 AM (a4flb)

I guess if you define “negotiating with other parties” as “pretending that Pakistan and China aren’t working together to ship new missiles to Iran.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:21 AM (6YiIr)

123 Awwwwh... I'm flattered!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at July 31, 2026 08:19 AM (p/31p)

You've lost weight!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 08:21 AM (1Ff7Z)

124 I've not seen a Paxton commercial or an anti Talarico commercial.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2026 08:22 AM (KC5Lt)

125 Weird. I had a colonoscopy some time back and just before they sedated me I said "see you on the other side" and they all freaked out and took pains to assure me that I'd be fine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e)

Heh. Last time I had one, I said to my rather hot New Zealander anesthesiologist, "We go night-night?"

She laughed and said, "Yes, we go night-night."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2026 08:22 AM (BU6xA)

126 PDT can wait for Paxton to win in TX, but I don't think Whatley is going to beat Cooper in NC. RNC, TP Action, Scott Pressler, Superman, etc. need to get to NC and drag Whatley across the finish line.

Posted by: hubcap at July 31, 2026 08:22 AM (RK8vO)

127 They found one outlier poll in Texas and run with it? Paxton is well ahead, and will win comfortably.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 31, 2026 08:23 AM (0U5gm)

128 I confess to not knowing much about Paxton and how he comes across.

Paxton beat George P. Bush to become AG. That's the source of the hate for him. The Bush Republicans, still a force in Texas, and the Democrats have been trying to get rid of Paxton ever since. But he keeps winning.

So they impeached him. A bunch of 'Republicans' in the legislature voted to impeach but the Senate acquitted, sadly on partisan lines. In the next election, several (most?) of those 'Republicans' were gone, either retired of defeated. Three members of the Texas Supreme Court decided that they's square off against Paxton - all of them lost their seats.

Paxton isn't going to lose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

129 "I’ll call it now: The GOP picks up one senate seat and keeps the house. "

I'm even more optimistic. The mid-terms will be decided by Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Trump has gotten White Non-College to turnout after they were evicted from their historic home in the D party. Hispanics and Black Men have been joining. Still plenty of room to grow.

Trump will run this year as if he's the head of the ticket. Public polls miss "unexected" increases in Turnout.

And there's disarray with the Ds which should hurt their Turnout.

Fingers crossed ....



Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2026 08:23 AM (dtajH)

130 121 Speaking of top pic, "This Sucks" was essentially my motto when I was a teenager. I think I scrawled it into every school desk I ever sat at. I was not happy.
Posted by: ...

And who's fault was that?

Posted by: Gazes In Mirror at July 31, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)

131 Scott Pressler, Superman, etc. need to get to NC and drag Whatley across the finish line.
Posted by: hubcap at July 31, 2026 08:22 AM (RK8vO)

Pistol Pez Whatley's running for Senate?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 08:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

132 124 I've not seen a Paxton commercial or an anti Talarico commercial.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2026 08:22 AM (KC5Lt)

Nor I, but then, I only watch YT, the home of

- clickbait scam ads
- quack clickbait scam ads
- kindergarten-level quack clickbait scam ads
- reminders that America NEEDS its own little Quebec

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:24 AM (4g5V+)

133 The Bush Republicans, still a force in Texas"

Hey, we'll show them by sabotaging Harris County GOP.

/the bushes

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:24 AM (cGjQu)

134 As I've said a couple times here; the Democrat Socialists are not the first order of business. The aggressively political Muslims are. They're a bigger issue now than the Socialists are.
--
The same, old red-green alliance that took down Iran and has locked it in near 5 decades of misery.
And, just like then, the red side thinks they can control the green side.
And, they'll have the same fate--be the first ones killed when the muslims take power.

Because it's not men who manipulate these events, it's Satan.
And even as the lefties lie that they are modern and secular, deep down they think their worship of him will protect them.
Satan wants misery; delights in death and misery.
islam brings the greatest death and misery to the world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:25 AM (3cUTc)

135 Who is "Sabato" and why should I care that he speaks approvingly of Talarico's faux Christianity?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 08:25 AM (xSAlF)

136 My take is that Karen doesn't want any non-white dicks. Karen doesn't want non-whites in her neighborhood. Karen doesn't want non-whites in her kids' schools.

What Karen does want very, very much is to virtue-signal.
Posted by: Delurker at July 31, 2026 08:10 AM (2Drhq)


Karen doesn't want to MARRY someone with a non-white dick but she sure want to take one for a test drive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

137 U.S. District Judge Zahid Quraishi rejected the Department of Justice’s request to obtain New Jersey’s unredacted voter rolls.

The decision comes after Gov. Mikie Sherrill announced the state discovered over 6,000 noncitizens registered to vote due to a supposed software error.

There are over 75,000 people on the NJ No Jury list as they are licensed but illegal. The 6,000 is a fake number.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 08:26 AM (/+uur)

138 Karen doesn't want to MARRY someone with a non-white dick but she sure want to take one for a test drive."

True

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:26 AM (cGjQu)

139 Ya hafta go to school for a long time to get that stupid
Posted by: Common Tater
_______

Mencken: "It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 31, 2026 08:26 AM (XvL8K)

140 Paxton has done his job very well and why I will vote for him but I can't dismiss some of the proven facts in the impeachment. DC will have more temptation .

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2026 08:26 AM (KC5Lt)

141 Paxton beat George P. Bush to become AG. That's the source of the hate for him. The Bush Republicans, still a force in Texas, and the Democrats have been trying to get rid of Paxton ever since. But he keeps winning.

So they impeached him. A bunch of 'Republicans' in the legislature voted to impeach but the Senate acquitted, sadly on partisan lines. In the next election, several (most?) of those 'Republicans' were gone, either retired of defeated. Three members of the Texas Supreme Court decided that they's square off against Paxton - all of them lost their seats.

Paxton isn't going to lose.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

It must be noted that the dumbfuck P was an incompetent Land Commissioner, and this was laid bare after two terms, and he took on an extremely competent one term AG Paxton. P got crushed 68-32.

Talarico has a chance as long as his name is on the ballot. Show up and vote for Paxton anyway. : )

And finally, do not mistake the power of the GOPe here. My Rep, Ken King, is a perfect example of this. So is Speaker Burrows.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:28 AM (4g5V+)

142 The way to “negotiate” with Pakistan is to talk nicely to Pakistan and thank them for their support - and then with no fanfare send in airstrikes to destroy every rail line from Pakistan into Iran, and to blow up every bridge in every road between Pakistan and Iran.

And then if they complain, say “. Did I do that? Was that wrong? Well nobody told me it was wrong.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:29 AM (6YiIr)

143 Is Israel big enough to contain all the Jews?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2026 08:29 AM (qFwJc)

144 How will the "Moroccan guys" get across the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

145 I dunno. There have been some comments on how good looking those "Moroccan guys" look...

That is one of the perils of painting exclusively with a broad brush.

There are two jokes:
• "How to cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."
• "A wedding ring doesn't plug a hole."

Both about women, both hit totally different conclusions yet men's heads nod.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 08:30 AM (a4flb)

146 142 The way to “negotiate” with Pakistan is to talk nicely to Pakistan and thank them for their support - and then with no fanfare send in airstrikes to destroy every rail line from Pakistan into Iran, and to blow up every bridge in every road between Pakistan and Iran.

And then if they complain, say “. Did I do that? Was that wrong? Well nobody told me it was wrong.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:29 AM (6YiIr)

You talk nicely in public. Behind closed doors you grab them by the lapels and say “Listen fuckers, see what’s going on in Iran? You assholes are next.” Our kids and grandkids read about it in FRUS in 2076 and all is good.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:31 AM (4g5V+)

147 The poll, conducted with the Charles F. Kettering Foundation, found that 53 percent of all adults are worried about “people who are ineligible to vote casting ballots in U.S. elections.” When broken down among party lines, 78 percent of Republicans share that concern along with 36 percent of Democrats and 48 percent of independents.

Who does not think Big City politicians have 3 to 5% fake voters on the rolls?

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

148 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:31 AM (GTqXr)

149 144 How will the "Moroccan guys" get across the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/

They seem to be getting to the UK, no prob.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:32 AM (4g5V+)

150 143 Is Israel big enough to contain all the Jews?

Posted by: no one of any consequence

Annex the Sinai. They already had a forty year Jamboree there.

Posted by: Fiery Serpents, Optional at July 31, 2026 08:32 AM (JM9I6)

151 133 The Bush Republicans, still a force in Texas"
Hey, we'll show them by sabotaging Harris County GOP.

/the bushes
Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:24 AM (cGjQu)

And that worked out so well for low energy Jr. George P. when he ran against Paxton for AG.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 31, 2026 08:32 AM (SjAWL)

152 Water cannons are being used in Ceuta today in an attempt to stop the invaders. For what it's worth...but it's probably too little too late.

https://tinyurl.com/2ybuacn2

Posted by: IrishEi?! at July 31, 2026 08:32 AM (3ImbR)

153 "Two Chinese military-linked entities used U.S. AI models to build their own systems, Reuters reports.

North University of China, which has close ties to the country's weapons industry, used Anthropic's Claude 3 Haiku to generate synthetic training data for a social media monitoring and content moderation model.

PLA Unit 96941, a military intelligence and cyber-warfare unit based in Beijing, used OpenAI's GPT-3.5 to summarize sensitive military source code, then trained a domestic model on those summaries to run entirely within Chinese military networks."

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 08:33 AM (g47mK)

154 Thanks, Salty.

It has been kind of a hectic year, but still I lurk.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 31, 2026 08:33 AM (IQhz0)

155 I can't dismiss some of the proven facts in the impeachment.

Which facts were proven in the impeachment?

I recall at the trial a whole lot of "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows the kid who's going with the girl who saw Paxton pass out at 31 Flavors last night."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

156 Morning again, news folken,

Sometimes I wonder if the BernieBro in my former writing group, the Vietnam vet who spent his life as a working electrician and yet used to espouse socialism, has awakened to how his D party has changed. ("No country which has gone socialist," he used to say, "has ever gone back." To which I replied, "That's because once it has, it can't.")

I don't expect he would ever vote for, or stop hating, Donald Trump. But maybe, just maybe, in the face of increasing prices for everything, he has begun to realize that his Dem party has left him and other working people behind.

Yes, and I'm still waiting for my lottery ticket to win big so I can buy myself that unicorn I've always wanted.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 08:34 AM (wzUl9)

157
Mencken: "It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 31, 2026 08:26 AM (XvL8K)

Yeah, I really don't get it. I went to school and got my stupid degree. I remember the people getting degrees around me, and the people from whom we got them... how anyone can go through that process and still respect the credentials is beyond me. I strongly suspect that 99% of them are feigning it from self-interest - if too many of them 'fess up, their whole scam will quit working.

This of course excludes the hard sciences. Those degrees are real. The rest is all fake as shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2)

158 How will the "Moroccan guys" get across the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026
*
They seem to be getting to the UK, no prob.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026


***
Morocco needs boats! Morocco needs boats!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9)

159 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:31 AM (GTqXr)


Congrats. Welcome to the club.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

160 The Trump official calling out rouge judges as the "worst of the worst" has really struck a nerve.
Because it's 100% true.

All the lefties are faking onto the fainting couches at the incivility.
"the judges are getting death threats! They're attacking their character, not their rulings!"

And everyone else is like, "maybe if they treated Trump with 1% of the civility, decorum and respect the office of President deserves, they would have grounds to complain."

And it really is something, how these cartel judges have no hesitation in attacking the motives, character and beliefs of Trump--and the 75 million who voted for him--in in the most outlandish, dishonest and derogatory way possible.

But also, each of the tweets complained of specifically attack their rulings and say nothing about them personally.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:36 AM (3cUTc)

161 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. A sunny, humid day here at Stately Poppins Manor.

I finished editing my new Theda Bara novel yesterday. Now it's basic formatting, creating a cover and all the little details that go into getting ready for publication.

I did get a review back from one of our fellow Morons, but I have not yet read it. I want to have a cup of tea first.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 31, 2026 08:36 AM (qRla/)

162 What are you saying?

Posted by: Dr Jill Biden at July 31, 2026 08:36 AM (MWfyi)

163 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:31 AM (GTqXr)
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Mazel!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:36 AM (JvZF+)

164 This entire Fauci event has turned our heads back to the deer in the windshield (at 100 mph) that we seem to forget due to the passage of time: the rise and success of the Chicago Thug in Chief, the Manchurian Candidate, the "calmer of the seas," the Kenyan Surprise, the Odildo . . . . . in deeply dividing this country and in coming close to destroying our divine nation . . . . in fulfilling the wishes of his Marxist Rat professors and mentors. A good slap in the face to remind us of this is Josh Monnington's piece in the Federalist recently (Barack Obama Fathered Today's Marxist Democrat Party). We should never forget. And Fauci was simply one of the Comrades carrying out the plan. May they receive their just rewards.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM posers at July 31, 2026 08:37 AM (yUa8f)

165 Morning again Horde thx JJ. Happy Friday to all . Hope everyone has a great weekend
Probably 20 yrs ago I sort of respected Larry Sabato as a political forecaster on elections. Over the last twenty years he's been huffing his own farts and making ridiculous statements. People should remember that the chief Fox pollster worked for Hillary. Therefore the "Talarico is ahead is useless"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 08:37 AM (BlDDt)

166 How will the "Moroccan guys" get across the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)
----
There's ferry from Ceuta.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 08:37 AM (FZ29D)

167 148 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Congrats! Did you already receive a laurel and hearty handshake?
Need to speak with me?

Posted by: Jonathan Lawson @ Colonial Penn at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (JM9I6)

168 140 Paxton has done his job very well and why I will vote for him but I can't dismiss some of the proven facts in the impeachment. DC will have more temptation .
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2026 08:26 AM (KC5Lt)

People keep talking about these “proven facts”. So:
1) why was he not removed from office?
2) why was he not then immediately run out of the country?

I’m not voting for Ken Paxton as “the guy as I most want to be my neighbor”. I’m voting for him to represent TX. And if people think he’s an asshole? So what? If he does his job, he can be the biggest asshole in DC for all I care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (4g5V+)

169 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 31, 2026 08:33 AM (IQhz0)

Can you deliver my piano to my house on Descanso Drive? Unfortunately, you'll have to access it from Vendome Street. It's just a few steps away.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (1Ff7Z)

170 Yeah, I really don't get it. I went to school and got my stupid degree. I remember the people getting degrees around me, and the people from whom we got them... how anyone can go through that process and still respect the credentials is beyond me. I strongly suspect that 99% of them are feigning it from self-interest - if too many of them 'fess up, their whole scam will quit working.

This of course excludes the hard sciences. Those degrees are real. The rest is all fake as shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026


***
The econ, poli sci, and history Ph.D.s with whom I used to work were well blinkered and fell hard for the Sniffle Scare/clot shot hoax. In contrast, the Physical Plant guys, who -- while they may have bachelor's degrees, and maybe more -- worked with their hands as well as their brains, were almost universally scornful of the whole thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (wzUl9)

171 The deal, mediated by Egypt, Qatar, and Turkey would mark a major victory for Trump's Board of Peace.
Trump Touts A ‘Historic’ Gaza Disarmament Agreement“

One day in and the “agreement” is already collapsing. Anyone who believes that Hamas will ever voluntarily disarm should be forced to live in Gaza for the next year while it continues to be run by a fully armed Hamas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (6YiIr)

172
George Bush and Bill Clinton got to cuddle up last night in Grand Rapids at the Econ Club dinner with lunatic millionaire GOPe gubernatorial candidate Perry Johnson.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 08:39 AM (Y8DZL)

173 Mencken: "It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron."

The Second Law of The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity states:

The Probability That a Person Be Stupid is Independent of Any Other Characteristic of That Person

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (a4flb)

174 People's Hippo Voice

Ton 618 is indeed very massive and bright. But it is too far away to be a danger during the projected life span of our sun.

So no worries.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (u82oZ)

175 The judge who denied the request for NJ records is Zahid Quarishi, the first Muslim Article III judge. Biden appointee.
His decision will be overturned

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (BlDDt)

176 There's ferry from Ceuta.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 08:37 AM (FZ29D)

367 days from now a nice, long total solar eclipse goes through there. Ceuta is on the centerline, or near enough to it. Damnit!

I’m hoping the hot queen, Letizia, just goes up to that idiot PM and slaps the shit out of him.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (4g5V+)

177 But maybe, just maybe, in the face of increasing prices for everything, he has begun to realize that his Dem party has left him and other working people behind.


Lol.

Have you ever posted a comment here about how the ever increasing price of things has made life difficult for young men and then seen how conservatives respond?

Here is the difference: When you tell a Democrat that prices are increasing and making life hard, they will say "Oh yeah, corporations are evil and we are going to do something about it", even though they never do and it's all bullshit.

But if you tell a Republican that they'll mutter out something about getting a second job or bootstraps.

Now, the Republican is actually telling you the truth (that nothing will be done about it, you're gonna have to deal with it) but the message isn't nearly as enticing.

Posted by: Positive Development at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (7UQwj)

178 The fascinating thing about American politics is that Democrats do a bunch of crap Americans don't want when elected and the Republicans have a mixed history.

But pretty much every year we have relatively close elections because the Dems promise to not do the things they've always done.

This year many of them aren't even doing that.

But...do LIVs pay attention? For at least some of them the calculation goes like this...The TV News guy said this Talarico guy is a wonderful mainstream Christian who is a political moderate and this Paxton guy is a sex maniac who has the politics of Hitler! I mean I hated everything that happened under Biden but I don't want to vote for Hitler!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (sKqQm)

179 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living


Dang. Blast from the past. Welcome back.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (Zja42)

180 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026


***
Congratulations. I too left at the end of a month; easy to remember, for one thing, and since I got paid (including my unused vacation) on the last work day of the month, financially neater too.

You'll find it is a different world, and a much pleasanter one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 08:41 AM (wzUl9)

181 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Cake and a watch day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 08:41 AM (RJBgA)

182 And who's fault was that?

Posted by: Gazes In Mirror at July 31, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6)

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 08:41 AM (p/31p)

183 148 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Take the weekend off, you've earned it.

Report Monday for barrel duty.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 08:42 AM (Y8DZL)

184 I finished editing my new Theda Bara novel yesterday. Now it's basic formatting, creating a cover and all the little details that go into getting ready for publication.

I did get a review back from one of our fellow Morons, but I have not yet read it. I want to have a cup of tea first.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 31, 2026 08:36 AM (qRla/)

Good. Niece is waiting for it.

Mine's nowhere near ready.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 08:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

185 Young Doctor Fauci

-
Young Faucistein, medical Abby Normal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 08:42 AM (ndZc7)

186 I’m hoping the hot queen, Letizia, just goes up to that idiot PM and slaps the shit out of him.

Since her husband is the actual monarch, shouldn't he do it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

187 160 The Trump official calling out rouge judges as the "worst of the worst" has really struck a nerve.
Because it's 100% true.

All the lefties are faking onto the fainting couches at the incivility.
"the judges are getting death threats! They're attacking their character, not their rulings!"

And everyone else is like, "maybe if they treated Trump with 1% of the civility, decorum and respect the office of President deserves, they would have grounds to complain."

>>>

Deep down, when it comes to these Marxist Rat Bastards in black robes, a little bit of a savage retelling of the Pelican Brief storyline has a strange pleasure.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM posers at July 31, 2026 08:42 AM (CIl8X)

188 This of course excludes the hard sciences. Those degrees are real. The rest is all fake as shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 08:34 AM (BI5O2)

Yay! Let academic snobbery commence!

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:43 AM (4g5V+)

189 I must be out of the loop on Paxton. I'm not aware of him flaunting sins (although I certainly am aware of Talafreako flaunting his).

Is it just a case of Dems hammering away about some real or, more probably, manufactured character defect and Paxton is refusing to respond to their accusations? I vaguely recall maybe something about a messy divorce. Is Paxton just not taking their bait and that means he's "flaunting"? Lefties are always trying to pile guilt on other people.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 31, 2026 08:43 AM (OlzlW)

190 @172 Auspex, I just looked up Perry Johnson. How many plastic surgeries has that guy had?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 08:43 AM (BlDDt)

191 “People keep talking about these “proven facts”. So:
1) why was he not removed from office?
2) why was he not then immediately run out of the country?”

The only “proven fact” I know of was that some of his uniparty office staff didn’t like him and filed complaints about him (which were later found to be false) and due to expediency, Paxton came up with a legal way to pay them off and get them out of his office.

And he and his wife got a divorce, like that’s never happened before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:43 AM (6YiIr)

192 Now, the Republican is actually telling you the truth (that nothing will be done about it, you're gonna have to deal with it) but the message isn't nearly as enticing.

Yep. Now some Republicans do more openly tie immigration to prices and you can point out the inflation rate dropped as soon as Trump stopped mass migration. Now that didn't drop prices but it did stop the massive increases.

And then the other thing Republicans should be doing and talking about is looting the NGOs that got rich off looting the taxpayers. You can promise to do all sorts of things with that money to meet all the leftist election pablum and then actually use it to reduce the debt (and thereby inflation)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

193 Internet sez

Pakistan possesses an estimated 170 nuclear warheads as of 2025

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)

194 One day in and the “agreement” is already collapsing. Anyone who believes that Hamas will ever voluntarily disarm should be forced to live in Gaza for the next year while it continues to be run by a fully armed Hamas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (6YiIr)
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I Want To Believe

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:44 AM (JvZF+)

195 I finished editing my new Theda Bara novel yesterday. Now it's basic formatting, creating a cover and all the little details that go into getting ready for publication.

I did get a review back from one of our fellow Morons, but I have not yet read it. I want to have a cup of tea first.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 31, 2026


***
MP4, is it too late for me to do a beta read for you? If not, I'll send you an email today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (wzUl9)

196 >Cake and a watch day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 08:41 AM (RJBgA)

Thanks for the kind words. Looking forward to unplugging for a few weeks. I'll be consulting part-time until the end of the year as a 1099 consultant. I'm planning an easy transition to a total life of leisure and we have a ton of travel booked for next year.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (GTqXr)

197 All the lefties are faking onto the fainting couches at the incivility.
"the judges are getting death threats! They're attacking their character, not their rulings!"


Leftists: This heated rhetoric needs to be toned down. People are getting death threats!

Also the left: Hey conservative judge/pundit/politician...I'm gonna kirk you. And your whole family!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

198 Cueta is an exclave.

Posted by: Today I learned at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

199 The Bush Republicans, still a force in Texas"

Hey, we'll show them by sabotaging Harris County GOP.

/the bushes
---
Did they ever; some serious spite there.
In 2020, the Dems wiped out nearly all Rs in Harris County.

And you can see they hate Paxton even more bc he's trying to fix that as well.
I'm sure they don't want the voting audits any more than the Dems.
I've said it before, but look at the results, in every race, the Dems have manufactured, at minimum, 100k votes in Houston.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (3cUTc)

200 One day in and the “agreement” is already collapsing. Anyone who believes that Hamas will ever voluntarily disarm should be forced to live in Gaza for the next year while it continues to be run by a fully armed Hamas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (6YiIr)


Trump has to do political theater, same as the others.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

201 The Probability That a Person Be Stupid is Independent of Any Other Characteristic of That Person
Posted by: Community Notes
__________

Does that include nose rings?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (XvL8K)

202 what's with the long winded troll ?! again, and again, same shit. it takes up too much space on the blog!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (g47mK)

203 Yeah, in retrospect I think it might’ve been better for the country if Hillary beat Obama in the 2008 Dem primaries. She’s an awful grifter but he’s a Marxist. Bad choice all around but she would’ve been less bad. Can’t believe I typed that. Just shows how bad he was/is

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (+gA9j)

204 I've not seen a Paxton commercial or an anti Talarico commercial.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2026 08:22 AM (KC5Lt)

Nor I, but then, I only watch YT, the home of

- clickbait scam ads
- quack clickbait scam ads
- kindergarten-level quack clickbait scam ads
- reminders that America NEEDS its own little Quebec
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:24 AM (4g5V+)
*****
Paxton has only spent 29,000 on his ads and TalaFreako has spent around 3 million.

This really makes me worried.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

205 The internet sez a lot of things.

Posted by: OBTW at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

206 >Take the weekend off, you've earned it.

Report Monday for barrel duty.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 08:42 AM (Y8DZL)

I have a paint scraper and some AOS branded rubber gloves around here somewhere.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (GTqXr)

207 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:31 AM (GTqXr)


Congratulations!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 31, 2026 08:47 AM (qRla/)

208 The Probability That a Person Be Stupid is Independent of Any Other Characteristic of That Person
Posted by: Community Notes
__________

Does that include nose rings?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 31, 2026


***
By their nose rings shall ye know them

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 08:47 AM (wzUl9)

209 Cueta is an exclave.

==

It's a nice way of sayin' "colony".

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 08:47 AM (g47mK)

210 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta

====
You will be the next moron to show up on the leaderboard. It happened to me!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:47 AM (JvZF+)

211 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Cake and a watch day.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 08:41 AM (RJBgA)

Bob Newhart's Retirement Party bit is eternal.
https://youtu.be/skGxsnXv_84

Have a great last day!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

212 Have you ever posted a comment here about how the ever increasing price of things has made life difficult for young men and then seen how conservatives respond?
Posted by: Positive Development


This conservative will tell you that if you want government to pay for everything, it's going to cost you.

You want $20/hr minimum wage? That's going to cost you in everything you buy.

You want boutique gas because you think that's going to clean your air? That's going to cost you.

Every tweak government is going to try, will cost you.

Every tax government enacts will cost you.

Every attempt at tweaking the economy will cost you.

Every fake plandemic will cost you.

Business isn't the enemy. Government is.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 08:48 AM (Zja42)

213 >You will be the next moron to show up on the leaderboard. It happened to me!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:47 AM (JvZF+)

Mrs. Meta has other plans for my time.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:48 AM (GTqXr)

214 Does that include nose rings?

Nose rings are a symptom of someone choosing to make their life trauma be their entire personality. It has nothing to do with intellect.

The ones who argue that it's just an accessory and isn't a symptom of someone choosing to make their life trauma be their entire personality, they're the stupid ones.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

215 @204 the best and least costly thing Paxton can do right now is to let the info on Talarico keep coming out. And let Talarico keep talking
Hold your fire until September and then start dumping lots of campaign ads

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (BlDDt)

216 Cueta is an exclave.
Posted by: Today I learned at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)
=====

There are some cool videos on utube about enclaves and exclaves.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (JvZF+)

217 MP4, is it too late for me to do a beta read for you? If not, I'll send you an email today.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (wzUl9)


No, not at all. I'm looking forward to hearing from you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (qRla/)

218 what's with the long winded troll ?! again, and again, same shit. it takes up too much space on the blog!
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (g47mK)


If the "posted by" line came before the comment, we could just skip over them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

219 I recently crossed the three month mark into retirement. I'm happy to report that I mistook yesterday for Friday.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)

220 Yudhishthira's Dice

I've seen STEM degrees given to people I would not trust to hold a burnt out match.

The entire community needs to take a hard look at where it is and where it is going, because the broader enterprise known as Science has a lot of fraud and Leftist cant today.

Got stories. Look up the replication of experiments issue for a corrective. And Fauci was Mr. Science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:50 AM (u82oZ)

221 "Is Adam Carolla More Trustworthy than Legacy Media Outlets?"

The bar to clear that is underground. Just sayin'.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 08:50 AM (RjOoY)

222 Paxton has only spent 29,000 on his ads and TalaFreako has spent around 3 million.

This really makes me worried.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

I really don’t think you need to worry. Cornyn spent a bazillion dollars more than Paxton in the primary and… lost by 30+ points. Talarico is just burning money it can’t save his miserable positions

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 08:50 AM (+gA9j)

223 The American model of individual rights from God, strong property rights, and the 2nd Amendment underpinned a high-trust, advanced, productive and happy civilization.

Other cultures do not come close. And envious barbarians are tearing that advanced society apart. Sigh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

And we, as a complacent society, are permitting it to happen.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 31, 2026 08:50 AM (hmYU4)

224 But if you tell a Republican that they'll mutter out something about getting a second job or bootstraps.

Now, the Republican is actually telling you the truth (that nothing will be done about it, you're gonna have to deal with it) but the message isn't nearly as enticing.

Posted by: Positive Development at July 31, 2026 08:40 AM (7UQwj)

That's not strictly true. When a Democrat is in office pushing down on everything and everyone, Republicans can sound very much like Democrats.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 08:51 AM (p/31p)

225 Congratulations Heavy Meta, enjoy your retirement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 08:51 AM (BlDDt)

226 Mrs. Meta has other plans for my time.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 31, 2026 08:48 AM (GTqXr)
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Mazel again!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:51 AM (JvZF+)

227 216 Cueta is an exclave.
Posted by: Today I learned at July 31, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)
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There are some cool videos on utube about enclaves and exclaves.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (JvZF+)

Hey, what happens if an exclave IDENTIFIES as an enclave? HATER!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2026 08:51 AM (BU6xA)

228 f the "posted by" line came before the comment, we could just skip over them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)



Too much to skip! We are being invaded like the exclave in Morocco!!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

229 Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta

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You will be the next moron to show up on the leaderboard. It happened to me!
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I may not be far behind. Found out yesterday afternoon we go back into the office five days a week starting 08-17.

I currently drive 486 miles a week. (3 days)
Work is having us go into the office five days a week. That's an extra 324 miles for a total of 810 miles a week.

$60 a fill up 3x a week = $180 or $360 every two weeks. I don't make enough to cover almost $800 a month for gas. Not counting wear & tear on my truck. And there's no real work in this podunk town.

And that doesn't count the physical wear and tear on me by having 15 hour days.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (Zja42)

230 Can you deliver my piano to my house on Descanso Drive? Unfortunately, you'll have to access it from Vendome Street. It's just a few steps away.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 08:38 AM (1Ff7Z
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You wouldn't be Theodore von Schwartzenhoffen, perchance?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (amcLV)

231 If the "posted by" line came before the comment, we could just skip over them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

You know you can read that first

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (p/31p)

232 >Morning all. Last day in the salt mines. Retirement officially begins at 5:01 pm
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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Welcome aboard!
Dinner in the cafeteria at 4:30 sharp. I think it's meatloaf night.
Then join us for some exciting bingo action!
Quiet hours after 9pm.

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZxPkt)

233 Today Is National Mutt Day. 🐾

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

234 I recently crossed the three month mark into retirement. I'm happy to report that I mistook yesterday for Friday.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (2Ez/1)
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Doing it right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (JvZF+)

235 Paxton has only spent 29,000 on his ads and TalaFreako has spent around 3 million.

This really makes me worried.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 08:46 AM (NpAcC)


During the primary...

Ken Paxton spent $7.49 million in total disbursements for his U.S. Senate campaign as reported to the Federal Election Commission, with $7.41 million categorized as operating expenditures. Cornyn spent $128M.

Cornyn would have beaten Talarico but he couldn't beat Paxton, even with a massive spending blitz. Talarico won't win.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

236 *Hey, what happens if an exclave IDENTIFIES as an enclave?*

That's not very inclusive. What about us?

Posted by: Autoclaves at July 31, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

237 Here is the difference: When you tell a Democrat that prices are increasing and making life hard, they will say "Oh yeah, corporations are evil and we are going to do something about it", even though they never do and it's all bullshit.

But if you tell a Republican that they'll mutter out something about getting a second job or bootstraps.

Now, the Republican is actually telling you the truth (that nothing will be done about it, you're gonna have to deal with it) but the message isn't nearly as enticing.
---
And when a R does offer a solution, it's just a different flavor of the D solution (which is why it doesn't sell):
More government

Trump is the only R out there arguing for market solutions:
Less regulations, less immigration, less inflation, lower taxes, lower fuel costs, etc.
All of those are less government.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:53 AM (3cUTc)

238 Just heard The Wizard (Uriah Heep) very loud on my drive into the office. Listened to it twice. Am at peace.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM posers at July 31, 2026 08:54 AM (nECb0)

239 Welcome aboard!
Dinner in the cafeteria at 4:30 sharp. I think it's meatloaf night.
Then join us for some exciting bingo action!
Quiet hours after 9pm."

You left out pickleball...

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:54 AM (cGjQu)

240 If the "posted by" line came before the comment, we could just skip over them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

You know you can read that first
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (p/31p)


Sure, Mr. Glowie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

241 Another way the Rs could approach the cost of living argument is just showing the impact of past Dem efforts

Get audio of Obama saying he will cut insurance costs by 3000% and play it over an ER full of illegals there to get free detox.

Get audio of Biden's flunkie that killed millions of chickens and put it over a graph of the price of eggs

and so on

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm)

242 "young men" of 30-40 who can't figure out life, and whine on blogs, need to stop sipping estrogen and blaming others for being fat, ugly and unproductive. there, I solved it for them!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 08:56 AM (g47mK)

243 Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (Zja42)

I had a job I loved but couldn't take stop n go an hour each way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 08:56 AM (JvZF+)

244 Just heard The Wizard (Uriah Heep) very loud on my drive into the office. Listened to it twice. Am at peace.
Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & MSM posers at July 31, 2026 08:54 AM (nECb0)


Good song.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

245 young men" of 30-40 who can't figure out life"

There's a place you can go....

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:57 AM (cGjQu)

246 "young men" of 30-40 who can't figure out life, and whine on blogs, need to stop sipping estrogen and blaming others for being fat, ugly and unproductive. there, I solved it for them!

You need do either dress like an extra from Miami Vice or do some cootermaxxing while saying this.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

247 211
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 08:41 AM (RJBgA)

Congratulations!!! May you enjoy the fruits of your labor with family and friends.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2026 08:57 AM (N39Ws)

248 When Tericozeeze loses by 15 points all the Fox analysts and pollster will all say "well, it is Texas..."

Like that excuses being douche lackies for the left...but okay.

Posted by: Boswell at July 31, 2026 08:57 AM (j10i6)

249 Welcome aboard!
Dinner in the cafeteria at 4:30 sharp. I think it's meatloaf night.
Then join us for some exciting bingo action!
Quiet hours after 9pm."

You left out pickleball...
Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:54 AM (cGjQu)

You left out walking around the neighborhood at 8am ...

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Oy/m2)

250 Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

I don't know what any of that means, but you go girl!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 08:59 AM (g47mK)

251 dress like an extra from Miami Vice"

3 day stubble and an unconstructed jacket, sleeves pushed up, worn over t-shirt.

My go to 80s style...

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:59 AM (cGjQu)

252 thatcrazyjerseyguy

We voted for Trump. He is fighting against titanic forces to change that. He has helpers, and the broader mass of the American people.

In my own life, I push back against the idiots. I try to subvert their assumptions, sometimes using quotes from Obama or Clinton.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

253 Today Is National Mutt Day.

Poor Jeff never gets any love.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 31, 2026 08:59 AM (qRla/)

254 Sens. John Cornyn, R-Texas, and Thom Tillis, R-N.C., have a lot in common. Both are soon to be unemployed, and both have a serial hatred for the people who elected them to public office.

I would say this claim goes for 6 out of 10 (R) politicians.
They hate your small business, they hate your semi-stable family, paid for old trucks, and savings accounts.
The reason why is that you really can't be bought .
You don't need backdoor handouts, illegal aliens, and weird tax breaks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 08:59 AM (/+uur)

255 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 08:41 AM (RJBgA)

Congratulations!!! May you enjoy the fruits of your labor with family and friends.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

That was for Heavy Meta. I got a ways to go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:00 AM (RJBgA)

256 Spartacus recognizes a hero.

Sen. Cory Booker
@SenBooker
Officer Brian Sicknick — a proud son of New Jersey, a veteran, and a true American hero — gave his life defending our Capitol and our democracy.
Today, July 30th is now “Brian Sicknick Day” in our state. May we never forget his courage, his service, and the sacred duty we all share to protect the institutions he died defending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ndZc7)

257 I don't know what any of that means, but you go girl!

The first half is my take on the fashion style of the Tate brothers, the second half is from some female pundits we were talking about yesterday...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

258
Paxton should spread the money around to tight races; losing Austin is a given and it won't be close otherwise.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 09:01 AM (Y8DZL)

259 You left out walking around the neighborhood at 8am ..."

Mall walking time! Get your Rockports on!

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:01 AM (cGjQu)

260 You left out pickleball...
Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 08:54 AM (cGjQu)

You left out walking around the neighborhood at 8am ...
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 08:58 AM

And searching for property at Del Boca Vista.

Posted by: Morty Seinfeld at July 31, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)

261 "young men" of 30-40 who can't figure out life, and whine on blogs, need to stop sipping estrogen and blaming others for being fat, ugly and unproductive. there, I solved it for them!

So allegedly the US Military is not permitted by law to recruit sub 85 (or so) IQ individuals—because no level of training will ever make them useful in the military.

Which to me, means, that even private industry can't help them. How much training do you need to do each morning to train a person who represents the bottom 10% of the country in intellect to toss fries at McDonalds? They won't waste their time on him.

Which goes against the two opposing arguments of "For Every Person There Is A Job" and "Anyone Can Be Trained For Any Position".

What does society do with the 10% who will never be able to hold a job? I can tell you what they are doing right now—they're on opiates for depression and pain.

Since society has no place for these people, why do we keep importing the tribes that dope heavily in this band?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 09:01 AM (a4flb)

262 I think Ceuta has periodically called for independence from Spain, but not to join Morocco. One might say there has been friction between Ceuta and Spain in the past.

YMMV and I may have this ass backwards, but the greater Ceuta area has an awful lot of Arabic signage and has been using Muslim workers for a long time.

TL ; DR while certainly orchestrated, the invasion was probably going to happen one way or another anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 09:02 AM (2Cry5)

263 I had a job I loved but couldn't take stop n go an hour each way.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


It's going to stop me three years earlier than I wanted, but I am going to have to have a serious conversation with a financial planner.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:02 AM (Zja42)

264 and our democracy."

Ok, it's punch in the face time...

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:02 AM (cGjQu)

265 The first half is my take on the fashion style of the Tate brothers, the second half is from some female pundits we were talking about yesterday...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm)

see, this is what happens when one skips a beat on the blog!

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 09:02 AM (g47mK)

266 Less regulations, less immigration, less inflation, lower taxes, lower fuel costs, etc.
All of those are less government.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2026 08:53 AM (3cUTc)



I think some of Trump's best work has been done on the medical side.

Reducing the price of insulin and EliPens were actually real initiatives that reduced costs for struggling individuals.

These weren't really lowered by "removing regulations", but actually by using the power of the government as the largest purchaser to negotiate a better price.

It's ridiculous that the same pill sold for a nickel I'm Mexico costs $3 in America.

Posted by: Positive Development at July 31, 2026 09:02 AM (7UQwj)

267 And that doesn't count the physical wear and tear on me by having 15 hour days.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (Zja42)

That sounds exhausting, Rick… I’m more and more coming to the conclusion that I will retire as soon as I possibly can… even if finances have to be somewhat tight during retirement. I only have so much time and don’t want to spend too much in the office

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 09:03 AM (+gA9j)

268 I think Ceuta has periodically called for independence from Spain, but not to join Morocco. One might say there has been friction between Ceuta and Spain in the past.

YMMV and I may have this ass backwards, but the greater Ceuta area has an awful lot of Arabic signage and has been using Muslim workers for a long time.

TL ; DR while certainly orchestrated, the invasion was probably going to happen one way or another anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer



Cut Ceuta loose, pull back over the strait & gun anything trying to follow.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:03 AM (Zja42)

269 Since society has no place for these people, why do we keep importing the tribes that dope heavily in this band?"

Votes.

Posted by: man at July 31, 2026 09:03 AM (cGjQu)

270
Cornyn would have beaten Talarico but he couldn't beat Paxton, even with a massive spending blitz. Talarico won't win.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)
******
Yeah, but do people really know the freak that Talarico is?
Most people don't pay attention and see a D by his name and thinks he looks nice.
And Gen Z and some of the old boomers, especially the Karens seem to be really motivated to vote this time around.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)

271 and the sacred duty we all share to protect the institutions he died defending.

The institutions that refuse to defend the ballot? Refuse to defend the borders? Refuse to observe Rule of Law? Refuse to conform to the Constitution?

Posted by: Community Notes at July 31, 2026 09:05 AM (a4flb)

272 256 Spartacus recognizes a hero.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Thanks for the update, haven't heard much from Booker now that's he's married and is keepin' the 'ol lady biz-ay

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)

273 The UK still has colonies all over the world, Spain has colonies all over the world, Denmark has a colony under our nose...

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 09:06 AM (g47mK)

274 YouGov says more people trust Dr. Suess than Dr. Fauci.

Posted by: I may have just made that up at July 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

275 We are legion.

Posted by: Bacteria Colonies at July 31, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

276 273 The UK still has colonies all over the world, Spain has colonies all over the world, Denmark has a colony under our nose...
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 09:06 AM (g47mK)

Simon Winchester's book "Outposts" - about the remaining UK colonial footprint - is very interesting if now slightly outdated.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 31, 2026 09:09 AM (BU6xA)

277 It's always nice when a US Senator is drummed out of office. I hate those guys.

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

278 Spain has no colonies. Those parcels in North Africa are considered part of metropolitan Spain. There are no other Spanish possessions anywhere.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

279 Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer made it crystal clear Wednesday that he wants maverick Sen. John Fetterman to remain a Democrat after the Keystone Stater publicly toyed with leaving the party.

Schumer (D-NY) hailed Fetterman (D-Pa.) as “a very good member of Congress” and downplayed criticism of his colleague from the far-left.

“People in our caucus very much like him and respect him and we’re a big-tent party. We can have a lot of different views in that party,” Schumer told reporters, according to the Hill.

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"In fact," he continued, "all we care about is money and power."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7)

280 runner

Don't you mean the Netherlands?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 09:11 AM (u82oZ)

281 Free Northern Ireland!! Tiocfaidh ár lá !

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 09:11 AM (g47mK)

282 What the hell is a Cueta?

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:11 AM (Oy/m2)

283 an easy transition to a total life of leisure and we have a ton of travel booked for next year.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Whoa, TWO weeks at Fred's Landing w/large snake sounds dreamy!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at July 31, 2026 09:12 AM (JM9I6)

284 Don't you mean the Netherlands?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 09:11 AM (u82oZ)

No, I mean Denmark and its colony named Greenland.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 09:12 AM (g47mK)

285 Yay! Let academic snobbery commence!
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2026 08:43 AM (4g5V+)

Lol.

We have the same type of degree, you and I. Difference is, I don't brandish mine at people, like you tried with me when you were making an indefensible prediction about an Iranian uprising leading to a constitutional monarchy, and I called it a ludicrous neocon fantasy some time ago.

Well... here we are, with the resplendent Shah ensconced on his peacock throne, being feted by the adoring masses of his shiny new Jeffersonian democracy.

You're sort of an exemplar of the type I'm talking about, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 09:12 AM (jpRLf)

286 What the hell is a Cueta?
Posted by: dantesed


$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:13 AM (Zja42)

287 How will the "Moroccan guys" get across the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 31, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)
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There's ferry from Ceuta.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 08:37 AM (FZ29D)

Someone's gonna go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Posted by: Taggert In Morocco at July 31, 2026 09:13 AM (hmYU4)

288 Imagine if we did gain-of-function on Fauci. You'd all be lying dead in the gutter with your particle masks.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 09:13 AM (8E0Ba)

289 Cueta sounds like a lotion for dry skin at the grocery store.

Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:14 AM (Oy/m2)

290 runner

Greenland is an autonomous collective.

From Wiki: Greenland's colonial status ceased in 1953, becoming an integral part of the Kingdom of Denmark. It gained home rule in 1979 and further autonomy, including self-determination, in 2009.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

291 How will the "Moroccan guys" get across the Strait of Gibraltar to Spain?
Posted by: I gotta ask


There's ferry from Ceuta.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Boats sink. Just saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:14 AM (Zja42)

292 >>But you know what? I’m starting to believe it’s actually possible this year, not just because James Talarico is a great candidate, which he is, but Paxton is so awful. And I’m sorry to use that word.


Or, you know, Texas now has enough illegals, refugees, and H1bs to tip the scale to blue.
Let's not pretend this isn't a factor.

Also, what makes Talerico a great candidate?
I don't get that.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 09:15 AM (X8xt3)

293
I would have thought the Moroccans would've settled on an easier target, like Gibraltar.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 09:15 AM (Y8DZL)

294 Greenland is an autonomous collective.

From Wiki: Greenland's colonial status ceased in 1953, becoming an integral part of the Kingdom of Denmark. It gained home rule in 1979 and further autonomy, including self-determination, in 2009.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

I'm in.

Posted by: Dennis, Constitutional Peasant at July 31, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

295 Also, what makes Talerico a great candidate?
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The creepy eyes and blasphemy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2026 09:16 AM (amcLV)

296 Greenland is an autonomous collective.

From Wiki: Greenland's colonial status ceased in 1953, becoming an integral part of the Kingdom of Denmark. It gained home rule in 1979 and further autonomy, including self-determination, in 2009.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

And Cueta is an "exclave"...they are both colonies, even if their owners say nice things about releasing them from their bondage. Greenland cannot decide anything without Denmark butting in. It is still a colony.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2026 09:17 AM (g47mK)

297 Morn' all... I watched Laura Ingraham last night and it was all doom and gloom... We are gonna lose Nebraska and Iowa too..... Okay... "Maybe" but Texas ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 09:17 AM (FtULh)

298 Auspex

A) Gibraltar is on the other side of the Strait. Need boats.

B) Gibraltar has a UK population and some defense capability.

C) Ceuta is guarded by a fence line that can be pushed through or around by land-based invaders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 09:18 AM (u82oZ)

299 Speaking of money and power . . .

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Adam Schiff is fine with the Socialist takeover of his party if it means Democrats will win.

CNN: “Are you on board with this?”

SCHIFF: “I would rather be in that big tent in the majority than be a smaller party that is stuck forever in the minority.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 09:19 AM (ndZc7)

300 Greenland is an autonomous collective.

====

There's a bookstore like that on Haight St.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 09:19 AM (JvZF+)

301 And we, as a complacent society, are permitting it to happen.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


"But we don't want to be seen as RAYSIS! What will the UN think about us?"

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 09:20 AM (RjOoY)

302 > Greenland is an autonomous collective.
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There was a farcical aquatic ceremony and everything!

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2026 09:20 AM (ZxPkt)

303 Cueta…. Sounds like the hybrid in Total Recall with the ugly head growing out of his abdomen

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 09:20 AM (qORvR)

304 Paxton should spread the money around to tight races; losing Austin is a given and it won't be close otherwise.
Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 09:01 AM (Y8DZL)


I don't believe that Paxton has a lot of money to spread around. For some reason, the big money people aren't giving to his campaign. I'm sure it means he's a terrible person.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

305 The Democrats may not have much money but what they have should go wholesale into that Texas Talarico race! Spend big, Democrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2026 09:20 AM (sbMg5)

306 Is Fetterman the only human ever who got smarter due to a stroke? It’s amazing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 09:21 AM (+gA9j)

307 Jorge Bonilla
@BonillaJL
WATCH: Hasan Piker guarantees the 2028 Dem nominee will be a virulent antisemite.

https://tinyurl.com/4kabpns8

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 09:21 AM (NpAcC)

308 - excluding the hard sciences?

Yeah, because there's no way those folk's "science" theories could be swayed by their world view. Or 20+ years of indoctrination.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 31, 2026 09:22 AM (/XKEa)

309 -
"In fact," he continued, "all we care about is money and power."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And the kids. And their adrenochrome.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2026 09:22 AM (Y8DZL)

310 Not all heroes wear capes.

FARCE: Stephen Colbert Wins Anti-Censorship Award

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

311 Also, what makes Talerico a great candidate?

He's a Christian for people who hate Christianity.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 31, 2026 09:22 AM (qRla/)

312 Greenland was the first European colony in the New World, before anyone realized it was the New World.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:23 AM (77rzZ)

313 I'm not anywhere near Texas, so I don't really know. But it seems to me that Talarico has a lot of work to to get up to Bootyjudge levels with the black electorate. (That would be 0% approval).

Posted by: Marshall Lucky at July 31, 2026 09:23 AM (8JR9p)

314 > Is Fetterman the only human ever who got smarter due to a stroke? It’s amazing
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Didn't his "transformation" start when his wife took off for parts unknown some years ago?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 09:23 AM (2Cry5)

315 Last week:The Democrats numbers are terrible.. This week : The Democrats are gonna win it all !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 09:24 AM (N5P6b)

316 >>@SenBooker
Officer Brian Sicknick — a proud son of New Jersey, a veteran, and a true American hero — gave his life defending our Capitol and our democracy.
Today, July 30th is now “Brian Sicknick Day” in our state. May we never forget his courage, his service, and the sacred duty we all share to protect the institutions he died defending.


Still waiting for you to remember all of the police killed by BLM protesters:

On July 7, 2016, Micah Xavier Johnson ambushed and shot police officers in Dallas, Texas, killing five, injuring nine others, and wounding two civilians. Johnson, a 25-year-old Army Reserve Afghan War veteran, was angry over police shootings of black men.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

317 thatcrazyjerseyguy

We voted for Trump. He is fighting against titanic forces to change that. He has helpers, and the broader mass of the American people.

In my own life, I push back against the idiots. I try to subvert their assumptions, sometimes using quotes from Obama or Clinton.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

WE here are political junkies. I have been linking this site and associated links in emails to fellow "conservatives" since 2008 or so. Sadly, most of those emails fall on deaf ears. Most pay no attention to the world outside their little bubble. It's frustrating. By and large, the left is driven, 24/7. Our side is not. To most, they pay attention the week before an election. Or don't bother because "I don't like him/her". That's the reality. We here are not the normal voter. Not by a long shot.

Posted by: Taggert In Morocco at July 31, 2026 09:24 AM (hmYU4)

318 The Genesis Mission operates 15 quantum computers.
=================
Since quantum research is in the earliest stages, with chip development still very dicey, this vast overstatement is pretty stunning.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2026 09:24 AM (sbMg5)

319 Off Taggert sock!! Damnit!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 31, 2026 09:25 AM (hmYU4)

320 Yeah, but do people really know the freak that Talarico is?
Most people don't pay attention and see a D by his name and thinks he looks nice.
And Gen Z and some of the old boomers, especially the Karens seem to be really motivated to vote this time around.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2026 09:05 AM (NpAcC)


I don't know what to tell you. Paxton has laid waste to all who came before him and Talarico has only ever been elected by Austinites.

My wife pays as little attention to politics as possible and she's aware of what a freak he is. Is it possible that the Bushie voters will back him in retribution for removing their beloved Cornyn? I guess. I mean they killed Cruz's election which is why we have the unstoppable Beto in office.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

321 289 Cueta sounds like a lotion for dry skin at the grocery store.
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2026 09:14 AM (Oy/m2)


Mamdani Bodega? Quetta is Pakistan too!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 09:25 AM (x0n13)

322 you know, I don't actually enjoy the smell of asinine dooming in the morning

have a great weekend, or try to.

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 31, 2026 09:26 AM (j+aD2)

323 Ahh, the honor among thieves gambit.

SHOCKING: New Jersey Relies on “Honor System” to Keep Non-Citizens Off Voter Rolls

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 31, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

324 321 Quetta used to be an exclave of Oman.

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:27 AM (77rzZ)

325 >>SHOCKING: New Jersey Relies on “Honor System” to Keep Non-Citizens Off Voter Rolls


Not shocking.
It's called setting up a system that enables plausible deniability. Was there fraud? Maybe? Can you prove it? Maybe, but they'll block every avenue to check their records.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2026 09:29 AM (X8xt3)

326 Officer Brian Sicknick — a proud son of New Jersey, a veteran, and a true American hero — gave his life defending our Capitol and our democracy.
=========================
The DC Medical Examiner, no MAGA partisan certainly, ruled Sicknick died of natural causes, a stroke iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2026 09:29 AM (qsn9b)

327 322 you know, I don't actually enjoy the smell of asinine dooming in the morning

have a great weekend, or try to.
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 31, 2026 09:26 AM (j+aD2)

I think it' BS.... Texas ? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2026 09:29 AM (N5P6b)

328 My brother-in-law lives in TX. And he's pretty conservative.
I recently asked him what he thought about Talarico.
He said he didn't know any thing about him.
What???

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 31, 2026 09:29 AM (Lo97M)

329
Art is here!!!!

Have a good weekend all.

I'm AOUT of here until August...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 09:29 AM (x0n13)

330 Officer Brian Sicknick — a proud son of New Jersey, a veteran, and a true American hero — gave his life defending our Capitol and our democracy.
=========================
The DC Medical Examiner, no MAGA partisan certainly, ruled Sicknick died of natural causes, a stroke iirc.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

It's all lies now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 09:30 AM (wOO3z)

331 Art up

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2026 09:30 AM (Zja42)

332 Banks leave the vault door open, but they chain down the pens.

They have the “Honor System” to keep people from absconding with the cash, right?

Wait. No, no they do not

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 09:31 AM (Uc8Od)

333 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

334 324 321 Quetta used to be an exclave of Oman.
Posted by: Bulg at July 31, 2026 09:27 AM (77rzZ)


Emir Shel of Oman was a nic I considered before JJS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2026 09:50 AM (x0n13)

335 streets of Barcelona

https://tinyurl.com/8j9v9nk9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 09:54 AM (AJWch)

336 My brother-in-law lives in TX. And he's pretty conservative.
I recently asked him what he thought about Talarico.
He said he didn't know any thing about him.
What???
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 31, 2026 09:29 AM (Lo97M)

THIS is what I'm talking about. We, being political junkies here, are very well informed. Many so called "conservatives" are not. They have no idea.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 31, 2026 10:12 AM (hmYU4)

337 Headline: Spain deploys military to Ceuta after hoards of migrant invaders overwhelm enclave, clash with authorities

SHARK WEEK: DAY 5? (6?): When WORLD WAR Z gets real.
Putin Discovered long ago with Boznia Part I/II & III missiles explode, but people are cheaper and continue to destroy long after they reach their target.

Still a deal: Hotel in Moscow for Cuba and Putin gets to take Europe by force -- just to humiliate the French/Macaroni and the Nu-Germany axis.

The 3Seas accord and Gaza Peace w/$22Trillion on the table -- wealth beyond their dreams of avarice, but they choose war, because there *IS* Profit in WAR, but only at a distance (that's what the migrants are for!)


LET's GO BRANDON!
INDICT BRENNAN; SEND FAUCHI A CANOE TOO!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 31, 2026 10:25 AM (4+nJG)

338 Phelan, Bushies etc have manufactured scandals for Paxton for years. Don’t forget Paxton shamed Phelan for being drunk during the legislature get together! So Paxton had a messy divorce..who ever heard of something like that before? If you don’t think Paxton is pristine, don’t have him to Thanksgiving dinner. “We can’t spare him..he ‘s a fighter!”

Posted by: AnnaS at July 31, 2026 10:53 AM (ANuwa)

339 Transplanted ex-New Yorker here. Been in Texas 8 years. Previously 5 years in the 1990's. I called the TX Senate race in posts on numerous sites and forums at least two months ago. Paxton by at least 10 points. These polls are pure push poll dogshit.

Of course, this is just my opinion. I could be wrong. (Hat tip Dennis Miller).

Posted by: FelixL at July 31, 2026 12:36 PM (UYFD4)

Daily Tech News 31 July 2026

Top Story

  • Renesas (a Japanese company formed by the merger of the semiconductor operations of Hitachi and Mitsubishi) has announced multiplexers for third-generation MRDIMMs. (WCCFTech)

    You'd be entirely justified in asking Wut? at this point, but this is a great technology landing at precisely the wrong time.

    MRDIMMs are registered memory taken to the next level. Since the memory modules have interface chips - the registers - on them, you can have multiple banks of memory on each module, allowing 256GB DIMMs instead of just 64GB.

    What the M part stands for is multiplexed, meaning that when you access the memory it interleaves data from two banks at once, so that transfers are twice as fast.

    The new multiplexers run at 16GHz.

    Which means you get user upgradable high-capacity memory modules that run at the sort of speed normally associated with the memory on video cards.

    Which would be amazing and allow for some seriously powerful integrated graphics except that memory is so expensive right now that there is absolutely no point to it.

Tech News

  • LLMs are broken and can't ever be fixed. (GitHub)

    We've touched on this before. Computers have separate areas in memory reserved for instructions and data respectively, with strict controls over which is which. When those controls break down, you get a common class of security vulnerabilities - buffer overflows and the like.

    LLMs don't have that. Worse, they pass benchmarks running tests for that problem with flying colours - typically blocking 100% of attacks - but when faced with a real human attacker they fail 100% of the time.


  • What we know of Nvidia's 5000 Super series. (WCCFTech)

    Supposedly they are already in production but have been hidden away because nobody knows how to price them.


  • Also, I bought an RX 6400 today. The least powerful recent AMD graphics card and by a good margin, but also the least power hungry, and physically the smallest. It's not much slower than the RX 580 (I have a couple of those) but is a tiny low profile card that only uses 50W of power.

    Also a lot cheaper and smaller than, say, an RTX 3050, while not being that much slower. Not something you'd buy unless you need to fit the card in a low-profile slot, but the Hyte / Hololive limited edition cases (of which I now have five) only allow for a single full-height card, so I do.


  • 2x, not 10x. (OBryant)

    Sounds about right.


Musical Interlude



Great song, even if the band hated it. I hate the video though. Sorry about that.

When I saw it for the first time I wondered, who do they think they are, the B-52s? And then it registered who the female vocalist is on this track.



Disclaimer: Doo.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 04:30 AM (LLFho)

3 G'Day everyone TGIF

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

4 >>>Great song, even if the band hated it.

Very catchy.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:32 AM (odBC9)

5 Continuing watching Fritz Lang's Die Nibelungen

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

6 I hated that song

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

7 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 04:34 AM (BW+Gb)

8 Disclaimer: Doo.

-Be-Doo-Be-Doo

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

9 Can't imagine waking up and deciding to put all the chainmail gear just in case something tragic might happen, it won't but just in case.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:50 AM (Ia/+0)

10 >>>What the M part stands for

!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:54 AM (odBC9)

11
MRDIMM

Multiplexed
Rank
Dual
In-line
Memory
Module

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:58 AM (odBC9)

12
MRD

M
R
Ducks

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)

13 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (VyBeY)

14 421 Not a lot of perkiness in these ONT comments!
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)


I was distracted, hypnotized

Eric Prydz – Call On Me (Official Music Video) | Ministry of Sound
https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4

Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (Sy6m/)

15 C
D
E
D
B
D
feet!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 31, 2026 05:03 AM (VyBeY)

16 Rained last night
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 05:10 AM (Ia/+0)

17 6 Me too, Skip. Apparently there is/TV series about religious controversies in the US with the same name . I didn't see it and don't t want to tune in to a series which has a producer named "Faust." Because of course. , all religious people are weirdos and sexual deviants who prey on people . PASS.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:10 AM (xSAlF)

18
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 31, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

19 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at July 31, 2026 05:11 AM (V0/Sp)

20 M R DIMMS.
M R not DIMMS.
O S A R. C M cheeps?
L I B. M R DIMMS!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:12 AM (O7YUW)

21 14 421 Not a lot of perkiness in these ONT comments!
Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)

I was distracted, hypnotized

Eric Prydz – Call On Me (Official Music Video) | Ministry of Sound
https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4
Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (Sy6m/)

That IS perky!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

22 Whatever you're facing today, the battie is Gods;

2nd Chronicles 20:14-19 . Our Daily Bread devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pjzfm5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:14 AM (xSAlF)

23 "Shiny Happy People" is perky, too! And ooh it is an earworm.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:16 AM (odBC9)

24 What the M part stands for is

Mul-ti-pass.

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas at July 31, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

25 I was going to post something until I realized that I really didn't care about what I was writing and then knew that the odds of anyone else giving a *bleep* about it was practically zero.

So..., good post Pixy. If Renesas is publicly traded, it might be worth investing a bit now. I'll take a look at the RX 6400; most of our monitors are running at 1040p, so that's not a negative in my little world.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 31, 2026 05:17 AM (7Uor2)

26 14 421 I was distracted, hypnotized

Eric Prydz – Call On Me (Official Music Video) | Ministry of Sound
https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4
Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 05:01 AM (Sy6m/)

I was thinking "Cheryl Tiegs" but maybe Hooters.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

27 Roam if you want to.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026 05:20 AM (2GVsD)

28 Denis Leary on "Shiny Happy People":

https://tinyurl.com/yarvtby4

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:20 AM (O7YUW)

29 Mool ti pass

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026 05:20 AM (2GVsD)

30 LLMs are broken and can't ever be fixed. (GitHub)

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

--LLM

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:21 AM (odBC9)

31 Every time I hear that song, I think about Denis Leary's rant. "Pull that bus over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike! I want shiny people over there, happy people over there!"

The amusing part was shortly after that show, he actually ran into Michael Stipe and had a drink with him. He said "You're a cool guy but I really hate that song."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 05:21 AM (RjOoY)

32 I complained a few days ago that I thought I had a kidney stone. That was just the warm up act, I don't think I do. I broke out in shingles yesterday. Anyone with any experience with that?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 05:21 AM (l26NL)

33 If you want to be distracted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f2wg1pqQDs

Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 31, 2026 05:22 AM (7Uor2)

34 28 Denis Leary on "Shiny Happy People":

https://tinyurl.com/yarvtby4
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:20 AM (O7YUW)

Ha ha! So funny that, even the h8ers are pretty much forced, in their critiques, to say

SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:24 AM (odBC9)

35 @32/Blutarski: Quickly get to a doctor, show them the breakout area of the shingles, they can give you something that arrests it and makes it a lot more tolerable to deal with.

If you wait, it gets worse. Don't wait.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:25 AM (O7YUW)

36 Shingles?

Get thee to a walk-in medical place to get a prescription for something like Valacyclovir and get some Hydrocortisone cream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026 05:26 AM (2GVsD)

37 Thanks guys I'll do that. My doctor is closed on Fridays so I couldn't get seen until Monday. I'll go to the minor emergency this morning.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 05:29 AM (l26NL)

38 I complained a few days ago that I thought I had a kidney stone. That was just the warm up act, I don't think I do. I broke out in shingles yesterday. Anyone with any experience with that?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

My son just got over a case a couple of months ago. It's important to get to a doctor ASAP. Shingles is miserable but it's more miserable if you don't get some medication.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 05:32 AM (lJ0H4)

39 I actually like alot of REM stuff, but I get why the band may have disliked Shiney Happy People, because one can actually understand the words being sung instead of the usual unintelligible mumbling by Michael Stipe.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 31, 2026 05:32 AM (rii+a)

40 The Horde's medical advice: Fast, accurate, and for once doesn't involve slapping hot iron to it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:34 AM (O7YUW)

41 Or rubbing dirt on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026 05:35 AM (2GVsD)

42 Or rubbing dirt on it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026 05:35 AM (2GVsD)

Maybe rub mud on it like hippos do?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 05:36 AM (1Ff7Z)

43 Morning Horde. Thx Pixy
Always liked REM. Saw them a couple of times, great shows.
Stood next to Stipe at a 10000 Maniacs show at the Bearsville Theater. Smelled bad, was with his boyfriend.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 05:37 AM (BlDDt)

44 Please do get to the doctor or walk in place ASAP, Blutarski . You're important to more people than you may realize.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:38 AM (rHgXV)

45 from early in the LLM article:

I can distinguish my own thoughts from your speech without effort; they arrive through completely different channels with completely different sensory signatures.

But for an LLM, everything arrives through the same channel as one long token soup.

Its own thoughts sit next to your instructions, which sit next to the contents of a random webpage it just fetched.

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 05:39 AM (odBC9)

46 I think our kitten is part racehorse . He races at top speed from room to room and back again. Do some puppies do this as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:41 AM (rHgXV)

47 For FenelonSpoke:

https://youtu.be/eiHXASgRTcA

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)

48 Lovely poem by Charles Wesley, who wrote immense amounts of poetry turned into hymns. This hymn is "Christ, whose glory fills the skies.":

https://tinyurl.com/26c5vs44

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:44 AM (rHgXV)

49 I think our kitten is part racehorse . He races at top speed from room to room and back again. Do some puppies do this as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yep. The zoomies.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 05:44 AM (lJ0H4)

50 Its own thoughts sit next to your instructions, which sit next to the contents of a random webpage it just fetched.
****

So, 1:59am on a barstool next to a blonde who may or may not be a serial killer?

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 05:46 AM (LLFho)

51 Evening and morning to all the satellites and satraps of the vast AoSHQ Empire! 'Tis Friday at last, the consummation devoutly to be wished!

Who IS the female vocalist on the video, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 05:47 AM (wzUl9)

52 Who IS the female vocalist on the video, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Kate something or other from the B52s.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 05:48 AM (lJ0H4)

53 Belated BOING!

Getting ready for 19 pups and grandpups over the weekend. Most of them here already.

Maybe l8r. Gotta eat some lunch.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2026 05:49 AM (LgsNJ)

54 Thanks, Fen. I researching places right now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 05:49 AM (l26NL)

55 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW

Very cute . I'd be stark raving mad and more exhausted if I had that many kittens. 😉Son wanted to get another one. My reaction is a big "NOPE." The kitten isn't very vocal at all, though. The only time he meows is when he gets put in the cage to go to vet or the first couple of days when I think he was calling out for his mother. He does have a loud purr, though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 05:49 AM (rHgXV)

56 I think our kitten is part racehorse . He races at top speed from room to room and back again. Do some puppies do this as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026


***
I don't know about puppies, but every cat I've ever known has done it. Probably because they can.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

57 Thanks, Fen. I researching places right now.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 05:49 AM (l26NL)

It's Friday, right? (never sure after retirement kicks in)

Any university run clinics nearby? It's worse on weekends, but there has to be something open for you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 05:51 AM (1Ff7Z)

58 Kittens running around is predatory skill training.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 05:51 AM (abScH)

59 Never cared for the song but who doesn't like bongo monkeys!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2026 05:51 AM (LgsNJ)

60 Never cared for the song but who doesn't like bongo monkeys!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2026 05:51 AM (LgsNJ)

Monkeys are nasty, vicious creatures who can tear your face off. Never liked 'em, never will. Can't understand why any actor would want to work with one?.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 05:54 AM (1Ff7Z)

61 ho IS the female vocalist on the video, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Kate something or other from the B52s.
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026


***
I had to look her up. Kate Pierson. She gives off a vibe here that mixes Tina Louise and Tawny Kitaen, with a little Naomi Judd tossed in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 05:55 AM (wzUl9)

62 Any university run clinics nearby? It's worse on weekends, but there has to be something open for you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I found one that opens at 7:00 AM CST, so I'll be there. I tried to schedule an appointment on line but it wouldn't send me the verification code. I'll just show up.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 05:56 AM (l26NL)

63 I found one that opens at 7:00 AM CST, so I'll be there. I tried to schedule an appointment on line but it wouldn't send me the verification code. I'll just show up.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Glad you found one. The sooner the better.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 05:59 AM (lJ0H4)

64 Get thee to a walk-in medical place to get a prescription for something like Valacyclovir and get some Hydrocortisone cream.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2026


***
Aspercreme works too. I had the stingies in May of '24, and that at least got the pain down to the level of "annoying" instead of "suck in my breath every time I moved."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 05:59 AM (wzUl9)

65 Stayed up late (for me) last night to finish watching the classic noir film Scarlet Street with Edward G. Robinson and Joan Bennett. I'd seen parts of it, but never the whole film. Marvelous stuff.

My knee seems to be recovered from its twinges. I have in mind going for a mild half-hour walk in a little while to see how it does when asked to work a little harder. Maybe I can get back to a short walk-run by Sunday.

Thinking, too, of going out to breakfast after. Not sure yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

66 @61 Wolfus, a friend bof mine who was also an attorney represented Kate Pierson. Said she was a flake who was impossible to deal with. Typical "artist"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026 06:04 AM (BlDDt)

67 Aspercreme works too. I had the stingies in May of '24, and that at least got the pain down to the level of "annoying" instead of "suck in my breath every time I moved."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

You can get numbing patches also. Thats what my son used on his. He had it on his neck. It went into his hairline so he had to shave off some of his hair to apply them.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 06:04 AM (lJ0H4)

68 Y'all are talking about kitty zoomies, so now Penny is zooming around my desk. Very annoying.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 06:05 AM (FZ29D)

69 Wolfus, a friend of mine who was also an attorney represented Kate Pierson. Said she was a flake who was impossible to deal with. Typical "artist"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2026


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"Love Shack" is the only B52s song I know, or that I know is theirs. I've heard the title "Rock Lobster" but don't know if I've ever heard the song.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 06:07 AM (wzUl9)

70 - shingles?
Ugh. I really don't envy your next few weeks.
One of the things they put me on was cyclovir, I think. Really messed up my head. Called pharmacist. Said not to just stop taking completely but back off of amount a bit each day.
Sorry, can't remember details. Been a dozen years or so ago.
And I'm 29,,, + 29,,, +...

Posted by: TeeJ at July 31, 2026 06:07 AM (/XKEa)

71 Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 05:51 AM (abScH

Which is why I'm glad he's 3 lbs and not 150 and that I feed him regularly .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2026 06:07 AM (xSAlF)

72 My predators are doing well. Stirling slept with me for part of the night. Little Dagny was curled up atop the couch when I got up, but now has decamped for some other hiding . . .

. . . oops, no, there she is, galloping ahead of Stirling. I hope this is a play session, and that it doesn't get too rough. He has a tendency to play too rough with her. She has claws, of course; I don't know why she doesn't bat him in the face if she doesn't like what he's doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

73
Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 06:18 AM (O0L8i)

74 In other news, I picked up my car from the shop yesterday. The rear shocks and strut assembly required replacement.

I saw the bill and am pretty much in the mode of "It's just money at this point."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 06:21 AM (RjOoY)

75 You have got to be kidding me. Can this be true?

https://tinyurl.com/4n625jb8

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 06:22 AM (l26NL)

76 Stayed up late (for me) last night to finish watching the classic noir film Scarlet Street with Edward G. Robinson and Joan Bennett. I'd seen parts of it, but never the whole film. Marvelous stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

I recently watched that, too. Amazing how Eddie G can play vicious men and milquetoasts.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 06:23 AM (1Ff7Z)

77 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 31, 2026 06:23 AM (Hbeqj)

78 Tickle tounge tree paste has amazing analgesic results. Numbs and relieves pain.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 06:24 AM (abScH)

79 olddog, Good morning. How many hours were you without power all told?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 06:25 AM (abScH)

80 You have got to be kidding me. Can this be true?

https://tinyurl.com/4n625jb8
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 06:22 AM (l26NL)

Isn't she vulnerable to... something?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 06:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

81
I saw the bill and am pretty much in the mode of "It's just money at this point."
Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 06:21 AM (RjOoY)


And laughing hysterically.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 06:26 AM (O0L8i)

82 @75/Blutarski: "You have got to be kidding me. Can this be true?"

{ links to post by "John McAfee" }

John died June 23, 2021. There's your answer.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)

83 I showed you this a few days ago about Seattle's police chief:

https://tinyurl.com/y2jk2ec5

Things got worse. Now, I can show you this:

https://tinyurl.com/35takhfr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2026 06:32 AM (LgsNJ)

84 @81/Hadrian: "And laughing hysterically.

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/CbjMhmFGs0c

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 06:32 AM (O7YUW)

85 John died June 23, 2021. There's your answer.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 06:30 AM (O7YUW)

G, sidebar shows it's a fan site.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 06:33 AM (1Ff7Z)

86 I’ve had shingles twice. Was fortunate in both cases that a doc caught it early and put me on an antiviral. I never had any significant outbreak of blistering; just an itchy rash. Avoid Gabapentin; it only treats the symptoms. The antiviral is what does the trick

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 31, 2026 06:33 AM (38yk/)

87 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2026 06:32 AM (LgsNJ)

Where's McQ when you need him?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 06:35 AM (1Ff7Z)

88 @85/OrangeEnt:

Apparently I need more coffee this morning. Mae culpa. (And thank you.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 06:35 AM (O7YUW)

89
Reached the exact halfway point in my search for online copies of journal articles for my book. 3455 down, 3455 to go. Who knows? I may get as many as 20%. What I do about the other 80% is a question I haven't answered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 06:38 AM (O0L8i)

90 Elon Musk reminds us that back in 1987, SNL was based - sorta:

https://tinyurl.com/32vuxctu

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2026 06:39 AM (LgsNJ)

91
Mae culpa.

Mae Culpa? Isn't she the one who *draws outline with hands*?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 06:39 AM (O0L8i)

92 What I do about the other 80% is a question I haven't answered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 06:38 AM (O0L8i)

I'm here for you.

Posted by: AI bot at July 31, 2026 06:40 AM (1Ff7Z)

93 Seattle's police chief:
****

Any one in Seattle: is he elected or appointed?

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 06:42 AM (LLFho)

94 The Spanish PM and guess who?

https://tinyurl.com/yr85jsz2

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 31, 2026 06:43 AM (LgsNJ)

95 - LVP. Gabapentin

Thanks!!! I think THAT was the stuff that messed with my head so bad. Not some cyclovir thing.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 31, 2026 06:43 AM (/XKEa)

96 Good morning morons under a beautiful Sonoma moon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 06:45 AM (JvZF+)

97 Any one in Seattle: is he elected or appointed?
Posted by: clarence

I think they made him an offer he couldn't refuse: resign or get fired. I think he's appointed. But I also read black cops are up in arms. Socialism is fun!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 06:45 AM (l26NL)

98 Huh? Just took another look at the upcoming school calendar. Every month has either multiple holidays or half days. I don't remember having that many days off! Of course, I never went to school in August, either.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 06:47 AM (1Ff7Z)

99 The Spanish PM and guess who?
****

Rule 303. Only way to be sure.

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 06:47 AM (LLFho)

100
I'm here for you.
Posted by: AI bot at July 31, 2026 06:40 AM (1Ff7Z)


I'd like to think. It would be nice to plug 5000 DOIs into some program and get out a nice spreadsheet of keywords or key concepts. But considering I can't plug 5000 DOIs into Google Scholar and get out a list of papers with attachments, I'm not optimistic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 06:48 AM (O0L8i)

101

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 31, 2026 06:49 AM (AHxhK)

102 Fen, if you're still around, that is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. Thank you!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 31, 2026 06:49 AM (l26NL)

103 Of course, I never went to school in August, either.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

The grandkids' school usually starts the first week of August but their school systems got hacked so they got a reprieve of 10 days.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 06:51 AM (lJ0H4)

104 The Weinermobile turns 90 today. There are still 6 of them driving around the country.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 06:52 AM (abScH)

105 The grandkids' school usually starts the first week of August but their school systems got hacked so they got a reprieve of 10 days.
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 06:51 AM (lJ0H4)

New highschooler starts on Thursday. Gets out before Memorial Day.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 06:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

106 School starting in August? (mumble) years ago, school started the week after Labor Day.

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 06:54 AM (LLFho)

107 New highschooler starts on Thursday. Gets out before Memorial Day.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

My oldest grandchild will be a senior this year. Can't believe she'll be in college next year. Time flies.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 06:55 AM (lJ0H4)

108 My oldest grandchild will be a senior this year. Can't believe she'll be in college next year. Time flies.
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 06:55 AM (lJ0H4)

Imagine how I feel. The kid is mine....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 06:56 AM (1Ff7Z)

109 Gapapentin is mostly used as pain killer. Cyclovir is antiviral.

Get your Shingrix!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 06:57 AM (JvZF+)

110 If Renesas is publicly traded, it might be worth investing a bit now.

It was up 8% yesterday. I didn't look at the broader Nikkei but it appears that the people in the know have already bought.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 06:58 AM (ExV1e)

111 Get your Shingrix!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I've had both vaccines. No way I want shingles if I can help it.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 06:59 AM (lJ0H4)

112 So THIS is what people do here so early in the morning.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2026 07:00 AM (g8Ew8)

113 Good morning! Gonna be another hot day in the triple digits here in Cowtown.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2026 07:00 AM (3Ope8)

114 So THIS is what people do here so early in the morning.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

We amateur physicians have very early office hours.

Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2026 07:02 AM (lJ0H4)

115 So THIS is what people do here so early in the morning.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2026 07:00 AM (g8Ew
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*hands over pickaxe*
Start over there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:02 AM (JvZF+)

116 SanFranpsycho, have you made it to Vela yet?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 07:03 AM (abScH)

117 Good morning! Gonna be another hot day in the triple digits here in Cowtown.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 31, 2026 07:00 AM (3Ope

116 tomorrow, but drops a degree or two every day for the next two weeks. But, have to remember, it's still August. Usually doesn't get cool until just before Halloween.

Speaking of that, how many places have their H'ween stuff in stores already?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 07:03 AM (1Ff7Z)

118 Looks like air quality will be an issue here again today, the fire near Bodega Bay seems to be still burning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:04 AM (JvZF+)

119 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 31, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

120 SanFranpsycho, have you made it to Vela yet?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 07:03 AM (abScH)
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Mrs. F. said last night's pasta was made with soft Monterey Jack! Every time I go by there it is too early so I have yet to go inside. I love the cool, moldy odors.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:06 AM (JvZF+)

121 I love the cool, moldy odors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:06 AM (JvZF+)

(shudders)

Posted by: Huma at July 31, 2026 07:07 AM (1Ff7Z)

122 SanFranpsycho, I remember many great meals at the The Tides Wharf in Bodega Bay.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 07:07 AM (abScH)

123 "SFPD to Increase Patrols After String of Shootings in Mid-Market"
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IT'S GETTING BETTER!
-Mrs. F.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:09 AM (JvZF+)

124 SanFranpsycho, I remember many great meals at the The Tides Wharf in Bodega Bay.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 07:07 AM (abScH)
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Hopefully unmolested by flocks of killer birds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:10 AM (JvZF+)

125
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at July 31, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)


Up and bubbling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2026 07:12 AM (O0L8i)

126 One of the purported side effects of the clot shot is Shingles. So you might have to ask yourself, do you feel lucky?
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Here’s something strange. My old hometown television news website causes my smartphone to go chernobyl, can feel the battery get hot right away. What are they doing?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 07:12 AM (zom6H)

127 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

128 15 minutes more and I can start mowing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2026 07:14 AM (abScH)

129 On the subject of llms think about pilot induced oscllilations pios.

You design aircraft to be from aeroelastic instabilities. Meaning your flying around and you explode. ??? What? Yes, so as you fly, propel yourself along, you are feeding atmospheric fluctuations into the flexible airframe. Many frequencies that resonate and combine and possibly cause rapid divergent nonlinearity, ie explode. So why doesn't this happen all the time? Well it's frowned upon, and generally forbidden in all regulation. So you design it out of the system. And then add controls. Oh no... So now you design for an aeromechanical system wrapped in software. Very very difficult. But doable. And then you add a pilot. Oh no... A millions of years old evolutionary outcome that partied too hard last night. Lots of things happen. Some easy to predict like g forces pull their hands and control stick back. Some harder because the software is designed, goal seeks to help the pilot but the pilot adapts to the interface. Two complex moving changing system.

LLMs will change but also the users will change to adapt. Both will hallucinate. Interesting things will happen. Possibly not useful interesting.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 07:15 AM (3uBP9)

130 mornin yall

"WNBA stars will NOT be punished for breaking gambling rules as league addresses latest embarrassment"

That's because it's a spectacle, not a sport.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)

131 to be free from

If I could write

Posted by: banana Dream at July 31, 2026 07:17 AM (3uBP9)

132 That's because it's a spectacle, not a sport.
Posted by: fd


Not only that but if too many of them are removed, they won't have enough women on the court.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 31, 2026 07:17 AM (RjOoY)

133 Speaking of that, how many places have their H'ween stuff in stores already?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 07:03 AM (1Ff7Z)
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I saw that Walmart had candy corn in the aisles the last time I was there. The main seasonal aisles are still dedicated to school supplies, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 07:18 AM (FZ29D)

134 @126/Common Tater: "My old hometown television news website causes my smartphone to go chernobyl, can feel the battery get hot right away. What are they doing?"

Running very inefficiently designed/coded software that is horsing your CPU to 100%. Could be third party adverts delivered by the site, or the site itself, and with "vibe coding" (AI, write me code that does...) being proven in some cases to write stuff that's absolutely miserable in terms of performance, we're going to be seeing a lot more of that.

To help eliminate the advertising/3rd party portion, try running the site in Brave and see if it does any better.

(You wouldn't believe how much third party crap sites I now see in no-script in Firefox on my desktop when I got to most sites. It's appalling.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)

135 Hillary Clinton

You alive and Scalia dead. Sigh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

136 "WNBA stars will NOT be punished for breaking gambling rules as league addresses latest embarrassment"

It's reparations for Clark having all the skill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 07:19 AM (ExV1e)

137 I saw that Walmart had candy corn in the aisles the last time I was there. The main seasonal aisles are still dedicated to school supplies, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 07:18 AM (FZ29D)


Running out of candy corn is always a concern.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 07:20 AM (ExV1e)

138 Walmart is all in on catering to returning or new college students. Lots of shelf space to needs like small refrigerators and cushions. And cult-level t-shirts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

139 (You wouldn't believe how much third party crap sites I now see in no-script in Firefox on my desktop when I got to most sites. It's appalling.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 07:18 AM (O7YUW)
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Yep. I use Brave for just about all my casual browsing.

I use Chrome and Firefox for my work applications (no ads on those).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 07:21 AM (FZ29D)

140 I saw that Walmart had candy corn in the aisles the last time I was there. The main seasonal aisles are still dedicated to school supplies, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 07:18 AM (FZ29D)

Running out of candy corn is always a concern.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 07:20 AM (ExV1e)
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Some folks around here seem to hate the stuff. I love it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 07:21 AM (FZ29D)

141
As I get older, I often look back at music I hated as a kid, and like it. REM is not one of those bands. I hated that music as a little boy, and if anything, I hate it even more now.

Michael Stipe should have been cast off to a monastic order and forced to take a vow of silence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 07:21 AM (BI5O2)

142 Pete Rose weeps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 07:23 AM (wOO3z)

143 I saw that Walmart had candy corn in the aisles the last time I was there. The main seasonal aisles are still dedicated to school supplies, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2026 07:18 AM (FZ29D)

Dollar Tree was clearing shelves. Saw one or two pumpkin decorations on the aisles.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 07:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

144 Huh. I figured it was something like that. I can’t use the website, nursing this phone along till I get a new one. Roasting the battery is not good for lifespan.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2026 07:25 AM (zom6H)

145 Running out of candy corn is always a concern.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 07:20 AM (ExV1e)
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Some folks around here seem to hate the stuff. I love it.


STOP! NO!

Posted by: Your Pancreas at July 31, 2026 07:25 AM (a4flb)

146 Looks like it's the $1.50 Tree now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2026 07:26 AM (wOO3z)

147 There was a pedestrian bridge built over Kearny Street in 1972 connecting Chinatown to the Financial District. They call it "the bridge to Nowhere."

Yeah it is being torn down this weekend,

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2026 07:28 AM (JvZF+)

148 Pete Rose weeps.
****

As soon as MLB allowed sports books in, they should have rescinded the ban.

Posted by: clarence at July 31, 2026 07:30 AM (HLGfd)

149 Roasting the battery is not good for lifespan.

Always deep fry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

150
129 On the subject of llms think about pilot induced oscllilations pios.”

That sentence might as well be in Swahili.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 07:31 AM (6YiIr)

151 Im amazed Stipe avoided AIDS. It's like some kind of miracle, given who he is and when he was young.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2026 07:31 AM (BI5O2)

152 33 If you want to be distracted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f2wg1pqQDs
Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 31, 2026 05:22 AM (7Uor2)


Thanks! Hadn't seen that one yet. Freaky. Love their awesome "Elektrobank" video of course.

Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 07:33 AM (Sy6m/)

153 J und J.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2026 07:33 AM (1Ff7Z)

154 Mr. Sefton has arrived...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2026 07:34 AM (2Cry5)

155 >>>So THIS is what people do here so early in the morning.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

>It's not just a blog, it's a chat line.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 07:36 AM (8E0Ba)

156 >>> On the subject of llms think about pilot induced oscllilations pios.”

That sentence might as well be in Swahili.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 07:31 AM (6YiIr)


I have spent too much time in my life in mil- standards specs etc. to not use an abundance of acronyms. At this point I could speak in pure acronymic dialog (pad).

Posted by: bD at July 31, 2026 07:40 AM (3uBP9)

157 we referred to rem as the whining band.
every. damn. song.

Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 09:16 AM (Bep7s)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread - July 30, 2026 [Doof]

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From MatthewLovesUSA

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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From the "Wait - she wasn't already dead??" files --

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It is with profound sorrow that we bid farewell to Jeanne Gibson, our beloved Rosie the Riveter, has passed away today, July 29, 2026, at the remarkable age of 100. With her passing, we don't simply mourn the loss of a beloved friend, we honor the life of an American hero whose courage, dedication, and unwavering spirit helped shape history, and will continue to inspire generations to come.

At just 18 years old, Jeanne left her home in Minnesota in the summer of 1944 and answered her nation's call, becoming a welder at Todd Pacific Shipyards in Seattle. With determination and grit, she helped build destroyers that strengthened the Allied war effort during World War II. She later continued her service with the Army Transportation Corps in Juneau, Alaska, embodying the resilience and patriotism of the Greatest Generation.

Read the whole thing here

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Still a mystery

Conspiracy theories abound. Are any answers found in this video? You be the judge.

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Also on this date in history - a Goose got cooked

Here's the scene from the movie.

Very enjoyable movie. As was the sequel that came out recently.

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Feel good story

Couple who welcomed more than 60 foster children honored by Savannah Bananas

A South Florida couple who has opened their home to dozens of children is being recognized by the Savannah Bananas through the team's Bananas Foster initiative.

John and Tammy McGuire were honored during a recent Florida game for their commitment to foster care and adoption, causes that have long been part of their family history.


"My grandmother and grandfather ran an orphanage, and John's mother adopted a relative placement," Tammy McGuire said.

The McGuires had children of their own when they decided to become foster parents, believing they could make a difference in the lives of children in need. Over the years, 61 children have stayed in their home.

Bravo to the McGuires for making a difference for all of those children!


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Not all heroes wear capes


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I am not ready for this - are you?

Some robotaxis approved to operate without steering wheels and losing the brake pedal could be next

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Federal regulators are clearing the way for robotaxis to operate without manual controls like steering wheels or eventually even brake pedals as the rules start to catch up to the evolving technology.

Amazon’s fully autonomous Zoox vehicles got approval Thursday to begin charging customers for rides in the specially designed cars that feature four inward-facing seats once they secure state and local approval. Zoox has already been offering free rides in Las Vegas and San Francisco since last year. At least a couple people were waiting at most stops Thursday afternoon for rides up and down the Vegas strip aboard one of the distinctive boxy-shaped vehicles.

“It’s kind of scary at first, but when I just got used to it, it’s really cool and chilling. I really liked the music and how you can adjust the temperature,” Chloe Huu from Ann Arbor, Michigan, said after taking a ride in a Zoox Thursday. But the projected wait time for the ride kept changing, which made it hard to plan.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration also proposed a rule last month to allow robotaxis to operate without brake pedals, but that proposal is still pending. Administrator Jonathan Morrison said his agency wants to update the regulations to fit these fully autonomous vehicles while still acting as the “cop on the beat to make sure that this is being done right.”

Long article. Check out the whole thing.

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 30, 2026 09:52 PM (EJE3y)

2 I hate spaghetti-Os.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:52 PM (2WIwB)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:53 PM (NQoRK)

4 Sidecar is a great summer cocktail when you've got a lemon tree. Maybe even if you don't. Refreshing.

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5 *pulls out pocketwatch* *taps*

Thanks for the early ONT.

All aboard.

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6 Is my watch wrong?

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7 I hate spaghetti-Os.
Posted by: Diogenes

Absolute garbage.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)

8 Sidecar is a great summer cocktail when you've got a lemon tree. Maybe even if you don't. Refreshing.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2026 09:53 PM (U/Byj)


Concur.
And the tree smells wonderful when it blooms.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (2WIwB)

9 Use a url shortener [Doof]

Posted by: Herrick at July 30, 2026 10:00 PM (VymGc)

10 Duh...

Posted by: Boomer at July 30, 2026 10:00 PM (9EaCT)

11 Presto

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 10:00 PM (826kS)

12 Tomato gelatin. Pretty sure that earns a night in the box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:01 PM (zZu0s)

13 I’m pretty sure it says in the Bible that if you make a Spaghetti-O’s gelatin dish you go straight to hell.

Lutheran potlucks are hell?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (l3cgK)

14 I don't love spaghetti-o's, but I've had my fair share. That ring looked disgusting

Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (TtNb7)

15 I'm surprised that the photographer didn't shoot the barn using a Dutch angle.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

16 At least a couple people were waiting at most stops

So... it's actually a REALLY small bus.

Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2026 10:03 PM (kU0PQ)

17 Do you know where he is?
---

Left field.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (826kS)

18 Chef Boyardee all were bland as hell. Give me some spice! Its like old people italianesque.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (zZu0s)

19 I hate spaghetti-Os.
Posted by: Diogenes

Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)


Add hot sauce and parmesan cheese and they are slightly whelming

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)

20
So. This is an ONT. I never seen the like.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:05 PM (O0L8i)

21 "Walk Like an Egyptian"--Bangles

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:05 PM (l3cgK)

22 Still a mystery

Exit 13 on the New Jersey Turnpike.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:05 PM (1Ff7Z)

23 I saw a post on X about Cueta, Spain being in North Africa.

Sure enough. It is not on the Iberian Peninsula.

Will Spain ask NATO for help? LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qFwJc)

24 Ain't it funny how time slips away.
—Marty McFly

Posted by: mindful webworker - one point twenty-one jiggawatts at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (/YSzp)

25 I hate spaghetti-Os.
Posted by: Diogenes

Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)


Would you change your mind if I told you that they were invented in NYC at 3am?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)

26 Add hot sauce and parmesan cheese and they are slightly whelming
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM (QMAsf)

Pretty much all canned good with 'cheese flavor' are horrifying in the same way.

Just spend an arm and a leg on some of that Rana premade pasta and get a jar of your preferred pasta sauce.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

27
Chef Boyardee all were bland as hell

___________

Ettore Boiardi also provided rations during WWII.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)

28 Hey, All. Spaghettios are awesome, as are all Chef Boyardee products.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (77rzZ)

29 Sorry I'm late. I was making a dish for the potluck and had to wait for the gelatin to set.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)

30 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (BW+Gb)

31 Will Spain ask NATO for help? LOL.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qFwJc)

That Moroccan who outright said he had problems with a murder back home, I'm sure, wetted a lot of panties up in Brussells and Berlin

Posted by: gKWVE isn't talking about urine at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)

32 Is my watch wrong?
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (OoFl2)


Is it a Swatch? Lie to me if you have to!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)

33 Would you change your mind if I told you that they were invented in NYC at 3am?
Posted by: I used to have a different

My Nonna would tell my 5 sisters that nothing is open after midnight except for jail and their legs.

No, she really said shit like that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (NQoRK)

34 Sorry I'm late. I was making a dish for the potluck and had to wait for the gelatin to set.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)

Carrots? Lime jello?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)

35 Amazon’s fully autonomous Zoox vehicles got approval Thursday to begin charging customers for rides in the specially designed cars that feature four inward-facing seats once they secure state and local approval.

Uh huh. So, tell me how they'll react when a drunk illegal alien driving 100 mph on the wrong side of the road heads for it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

36 The movie The Irishman has a fairly plausible scenario of Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (ZxPkt)

37 Watching "the bombing of pan am 103" on netflix

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (z3n3v)

38 I hated the first Top Gun movie. Except for Goose. He was cool.

I do like the new one, though. Not great, but good enough.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)

39 Jimmy Hoffa: Cornerstone of the Community

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (kpS4V)

40 Sorry I'm late. I was making a dish for the potluck and had to wait for the gelatin to set.
Posted by: tankdemon

I have never experienced anything made in those copper fish shaped jello molds that hung on the walls during the late 60's.

My life is incomplete.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (NQoRK)

41 I hate spaghetti-Os.
Posted by: Diogenes

Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)

Would you change your mind if I told you that they were invented in NYC at 3am?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (ExV1e)

***

No.
And I bet he grew okra in the back yard.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (2WIwB)

42 I don't love spaghetti-o's, but I've had my fair share. That ring looked disgusting
Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (TtNb7)

I thought it was a crazy-ass donut.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

43 Loved Top Gun and RIP to Goose.

Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Love Steve Miller and Dire Straits. Mark Knopfler and band always seemed to be having a great time!

Do you think anyone was hungry enough to eat that hidous jello/spaghetti O horror?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (hzuYO)

44 I hated the first Top Gun movie. Except for Goose. He was cool.

I do like the new one, though. Not great, but good enough.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)

Was it ace and garrett slow dancing on the beach after the volleyball game?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)

45 That's one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

46 My Nonna would tell my 5 sisters that nothing is open after midnight except for jail and their legs.

No, she really said shit like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (NQoRK)


The world would be a better place if it had more Nonnas like that today.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (ExV1e)

47 Chef Boyardee all were bland as hell

___________

Ettore Boiardi also provided rations during WWII.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (O0L8i)

***

And they were still feeding us them in the 70's.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)

48 32 Is my watch wrong?
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (OoFl2)

Is it a Swatch? Lie to me if you have to!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)

Somewhere I have this old digital watch whose time is stuck on F:AP...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (l3cgK)

49 we honor the life of an American hero whose courage, dedication, and unwavering spirit helped shape history, and will continue to inspire generations to come.

Rosie the Riveter was the poster child for poster childs.

Posted by: mindful webworker - salute! at July 30, 2026 10:11 PM (/YSzp)

50 I know that barn in the top photo. Also another barn skiing somewhere...Steamboat Springs?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (hzuYO)

51 That Moroccan who outright said he had problems with a murder back home, I'm sure, wetted a lot of panties up in Brussells and Berlin
Posted by: gKWVE isn't talking about urine at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (gKWVE)

And some of them were women.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

52 39 Jimmy Hoffa: Cornerstone of the Community

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (kpS4V)

The foundation upon which the building sits...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)

53 That Spaghetti-Os abomination is what they serve bad Italians in Hell. Mangia, Benito!

Soon, Anthony. Soon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (kpS4V)

54 Spaghetti-Os were pretty gnarly back in the day. Edible if you didn’t think about it too much. They cannot possibly have improved in the years since.

Whomever developed “Meat Glue” should deserve a special place in hell.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (zom6H)

55 32 Is my watch wrong?
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (OoFl2)

Is it a Swatch? Lie to me if you have to!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf

I bet there are still some at my Dad’s house, I had a collection!

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (OoFl2)

56 Was it ace and garrett slow dancing on the beach after the volleyball game?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0

Possibly, but I think it was when Tom Cruise flexed while checking his watch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:12 PM (0aYVJ)

57 In continuance of the evening's musical theme:

https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

Gentlemen, you might want township to 2:45.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (2RJDy)

58 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Apparently, having an iron infusion will wear a person out for a couple of days afterward - who knew?

Anyway, it's nice to know why I have been SOOOO exhausted today!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (SRRAx)

59 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco!

Posted by: TRex - jello mold dino at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (yqadF)

60 Carrots? Lime jello?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)

Cottage cheese and Lime Jello is the West Coast preference. Had it at Viking Hus all the time.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

61 I have never had spaghettios. My mother would never buy anything like that.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)

62 Is it a Swatch? Lie to me if you have to!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:08 PM (QMAsf)
----

Doof, I have a box of Swatches. Some of them just scream 80's.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)

63 Watching "the bombing of pan am 103" on netflix
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (z3n3v)

I knew someone on that plane.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (1Ff7Z)

64 Interesting question. City allowed a Flock camera, onto someone's private property?

I know about public easements, but did they PAY the property owner? That is NOT City Property, it belongs to a private company.

And someone putting a camera onto MY private property? Yeah... non starter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (mP0Kj)

65 Uh oh!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)

66 Sorry I'm late. I was making a dish for the potluck and had to wait for the gelatin to set.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)

Did you use sliced bananas and carrots in the jello?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)

67 61 I have never had spaghettios. My mother would never buy anything like that.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)

I never had SpaghettiOs until I was living in Barracks with only a microwave to heat stuff...

Those, and Dinty Moore Beef stew...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)

68 My son and DIL live in Savannah. Two kids of their own and 3 adopted after fostering them for years. All 3 were nearly feral when they were taken in, all are living a good life now.

Posted by: Bananas Foster at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)

69 Jimmy Hoffa disappears on this day in 1975. Do you know where he is? pic.twitter.com/Z178GoAulw

— SweetMarie (@Oceanbreeze473) July 30, 2026




Endzone @ Giants Stadium.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (0W2r0)

70 More walking music:

https://youtu.be/nUnYH4vCf-I

Johnette has an underrated voice.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (2RJDy)

71 I hated the first Top Gun movie. Except for Goose. He was cool.

I do like the new one, though. Not great, but good enough.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)

I used to like Tom Cruise. Once he HAD to make Jim Phelps the villain, I've never watched the little fruit in anything since.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

72
I never had SpaghettiOs until I was living in Barracks with only a microwave to heat stuff...

___________

Wot? Not straight out of the can?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i)

73 Can we just agree on the term “grandmother” for the mother of one’s parents?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)

74 >>I have never had spaghettios. My mother would never buy anything like that.

Constantly short on money college me did. They were not good and they sure as hell don't look more appealing on top of a gelatin mold.

Who would even think of making that?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (viF8m)

75 Jimmy Hoffa disappears on this day in 1975. Do you know where he is?

Probably in the same place as Anthony Fauci's ethics and sense of shame.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

76 "Lime Jello Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise": 🎶

https://tinyurl.com/4ry7kpwa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

77 nerd tidbit I figured out today. On some systems, including ours at work using a # symbol to comment out an incrontab line causes the incrond to suck up huge amounts of memory and eventually mess up the system when it runs out of available memory.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (PV+Zw)

78 58 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Apparently, having an iron infusion will wear a person out for a couple of days afterward - who knew?

Anyway, it's nice to know why I have been SOOOO exhausted today!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (SRRAx)

There is Iron in your words... oh..... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (mP0Kj)

79 That's one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

Then you've never seen a pigs foot suspended in jello. Piet de Jambon or something. Ancien? I dunno. French disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

80 Watching "the bombing of pan am 103" on netflix
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:09 PM (z3n3v)

I knew someone on that plane.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (1Ff7Z)


Same here. Army buddy of mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

81 Doof, I have a box of Swatches. Some of them just scream 80's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)


Did you have the little rubber guards?

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (QMAsf)

82 66 Did you use sliced bananas and carrots in the jello?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)

I was inspired by Hector Boardi.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (2RJDy)

83 From the Cafe:

67 I'm imagining that arachno-bot weaving a baby into swaddling webs, attaching it to a wall, and singing German lullabies to it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)


Plot twist: the lullaby is "Du Hast"
Re-twist: the baby likes it

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Sy6m/)

84 66 Sorry I'm late. I was making a dish for the potluck and had to wait for the gelatin to set.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:07 PM (2RJDy)

Did you use sliced bananas and carrots in the jello?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)

Spaghetti-O’s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (l3cgK)

85 Thanks Doof, Steely Dan and Dire Straits...perfect almost end to the week (and Month)

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1)

86 72
I never had SpaghettiOs until I was living in Barracks with only a microwave to heat stuff...

___________

Wot? Not straight out of the can?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (O0L8i)

/Raises his nose in a snooty manner...

No... I was Navy, not a Marine...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (mP0Kj)

87 That's one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

Tell me you've never been to a nude beach without actually saying you've never been to a nude beach.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX)

88 Howdy, Doof!

Spaghetti-Os JELLO ring - northern Lutherans most assuredly to blame....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 10:19 PM (2M7lc)

89 Good evening morons e grazie Disco

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:19 PM (JvZF+)

90 61 I have never had spaghettios. My mother would never buy anything like that.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
************
My sweet Mama was not a good cook, but even she would not fix that horror. She inherited her talent from her English mother who cooked bland. My brothers would laugh at me if she made meatloaf as I'd hide it the best I could in mashed potatoes. It had the consistency of a sponge and I still haven't figured out how she did that...and don't want to know.

Thankful my father's mother was a fantastic cook of everything as she learned as a day student at a French convent. On the border of MS and LA. I learned there is good food you can make from her: French, Creole, seafood, and she baked. Fantastic.

I left you a note at the cafe about us painting cabinets for one of our bathrooms a couple of years ago. Dark teal...when I saw your kitchen post.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (hzuYO)

91 Jimmy Hoffa was dumped in the Meadowlands.

It is what it is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (JvZF+)

92 87 That's one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

Tell me you've never been to a nude beach without actually saying you've never been to a nude beach.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (wVcYX)

Nude Beach 1980's? Wowzers...

Nude Beach Now? uh.... no...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (mP0Kj)

93 First World Problem: I had to change the phone number I've had for twenty years. You would think all website designers would put the "Change your phone number" function in the same place. You would be wrong.

Not to mention how many sites wanted to send a text to my old (dead) number for log in verification.

On the upside, a few people I don't ever want to talk to again can no longer call me!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (jhu71)

94 Those, and Dinty Moore Beef stew...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:16 PM (mP0Kj)

Dirty Moore beef stew used to be a LOT better than it is now. Dad would always take two slices of bread, lay them on the plate and ladle the stew on top. Salt pepper. Delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

95 We came to the US from Germany late '86. Ended up with no personal car so rented one for a trip to Florida. Turned on the radio at our 15 yr old's demand and the tune was Walk Like an Egyptian. We all laughed very heartily!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (Jr+re)

96 Can any musical theme based on walking be complete without Nancy Sinatra?

https://youtu.be/GM1kzbAgo_E

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:20 PM (2RJDy)

97

Lace W
@LaceW297666
3h
Replying to @Steve09812
There were actually 5 people that represented Rosie the Riveter. The actual model that was used was Rose Will Monroe: Died May 31, 1997, at age 77; the physical model who starred in the promotional war-bond film and images. Jeanne Gibson that passed today was the last survivo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)

98 I only ever got canned spaghetti at grandma's house. This is partly why it so beloved.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (JvZF+)

99 Sorry, Chef Boyardee stuff is awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

100 >>Tell me you've never been to a nude beach without actually saying you've never been to a nude beach.

Point taken.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (viF8m)

101 Say what you will about Hoffa, but he cemented his legacy.

Posted by: Otto Penn at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (JHVDg)

102 19 I hate spaghetti-Os.
Posted by: Diogenes

Absolute garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (NQoRK)

Add hot sauce and parmesan cheese and they are slightly whelming
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:04 PM


Crumble a generous amount of Ritz crackers on top, and eat it in layers with the cracker topping still crisp.

That offsets the gelatinous nature intrinsic to Spaghetti-Os.

It is almost like you people are starting to forget your starving student days.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HlyYF)

103 Thanks Doof, Steely Dan and Dire Straits...perfect almost end to the week (and Month)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:18 PM (XfIK1)


You have good taste in music!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:23 PM (QMAsf)

104
Did you have the little rubber guards?
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026
---

Yeah, but they didn't survive.

One watch was so neon and Nu Wave that I was told not to wear it in uniform.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:23 PM (kpS4V)

105 Missing Persons was a fav back in the day. Dale Bozzio, before the band, in Hustler, definitely before the Brazilian trend. Not too bad. Made enjoying the music even better.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 10:23 PM (QaH55)

106 83
Plot twist: the lullaby is "Du Hast"
Re-twist: the baby likes it
Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Sy6m/)

Of course the baby is going to like it.

I did hum The Immigrant Song to my grandson while rocking him. Gotta get them appreciating the finer things early in life.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (2RJDy)

107 It is almost like you people are starting to forget your starving student days.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HlyYF)


Hey there! Haven't seen you in a while. Hope all is well!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

108 It is almost like you people are starting to forget your starving student days.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:22 PM (HlyYF)

I survived one summer on mac & cheese and frozen pot pies, alternating. 25 cents each.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (wVcYX)

109 Chef Boyardee ravioli. Eaten out of the can. Cold. In a drizzling rain. While your boots are wet.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (jhu71)

110 Evening, all

Posted by: caf at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (fawlF)

111 Your meatloaf can get a texture of sponge if you let the meat get too warm and knead it too hard. I will guess your mom also liked to cook things from a cold oven to far too hot. That can make hamburger "toothsome"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (rbvCR)

112 Chef Boyardee canned ravioli is not bad, at least it wasn't when I last ate it twenty years ago. Put a little of your own tomato sauce on top to make it spicier.

Posted by: Joemarine at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)

113 Those, and Dinty Moore Beef stew...
Posted by: Romeo13


I lived on DMBS. Security guard job I had in high school was at Diamond Shamrock Chemicals private hanger at Love Field in Dallas. They had cabinets stocked with that and Hormel Chili. And a fridge full of cokes. We could have what we wanted. Since we couldn't leave, and there weren't many places open in 1981 overnight...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (0W2r0)

114 Sorry, Chef Boyardee stuff is awesome.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

I don't remember if there were ravioli, but the straight spaghetti with meatballs is good enough. Probably because it's dry. I don't like soupy spaghetti. I don't usually eat it anymore either. Mom ain't around to make it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

115 Is it just me, or did anybody else get a "Content unavailable" message on The Cure video?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (2RJDy)

116 Say what you will about Hoffa, but he cemented his legacy.
Posted by: Otto Penn

I'm pretty sure that when (if?) we get to Heaven, Saint Peter's waiting room has a list on the wall of FAQs.

Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (and the answer) is certain to be on that list.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (NQoRK)

117 73 Can we just agree on the term “grandmother” for the mother of one’s parents?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)

Oh Bulg, the different terms are warm and endearing. They inspire memories and invoke feelings. Nonna is typical for Italian families. My French grandmother was Memere. I am Gigi and if you called me grandmother, you would see a side of me one rarely ever sees. Trust this.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (OoFl2)

118 I have never experienced anything made in those copper fish shaped jello molds that hung on the walls during the late 60's.

My life is incomplete.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (NQoRK)
====

Mrs. F. makes an awesome salmon dip and uses that mold.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:27 PM (JvZF+)

119 Never did like the Chef Boyardee stuff. Very blech. Even as a kid.

My starvation food as a single guy was canned chili, fried hot dogs on white bread, and oatmeal.

And on payday, a sixer of Michelob and Taco Bell. Tacos were like 60 cents each back the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:27 PM (0aYVJ)

120 It is almost like you people are starting to forget your starving student days.

We ate a lot of pasta, potatoes, bread and hamburger.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2026 10:28 PM (NQoRK)

121 Is it just me, or did anybody else get a "Content unavailable" message on The Cure video?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (2RJDy)


Just checked it and it works fine for me

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)

122 Hey there! Haven't seen you in a while. Hope all is well!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM


Howdy Doof!

Still spending lots of time on the lives of the generation above me, and the generation below me.

Everybody doing fairly well, but it is a lot of work to keep all those plates spinning at the same time without letting any crash to the ground.

Hope everything is going well on your end?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (HlyYF)

123 I would eat spaghettos right out of the can. No hot sauce or Parmesan. Loved them chilled

Posted by: Accomack at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (1Vo6X)

124 I finally watched "Song, Sung, Blue" today. Not bad.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (VCgbV)

125 45 That's one of the most repulsive things I've ever seen.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

This is an ONT, you are going to have to be more specific.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:31 PM (2RJDy)

126 109 Chef Boyardee ravioli. Eaten out of the can. Cold. In a drizzling rain. While your boots are wet.

Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM (jhu71)

A-firm

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 10:31 PM (QaH55)

127 My grad student menu
-groats and oats
-hamburger helper no hamburger
-frozen ravioli
-fresh spinach and kimchi
-protein powder

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (JvZF+)

128
I left you a note at the cafe about us painting cabinets for one of our bathrooms a couple of years ago. Dark teal...when I saw your kitchen post.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Ohhhhh….sounds very cool! I wonder if I should horde source my decisions. Just repaint the same colors or totally new. I picked the original colors, so it’s not that I don’t like it. And the house is open, so there has to be some connection. But I literally painted every single thing in this house black fox or Greek villa. Nothing else.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (OoFl2)

129 On the advice of counsel, Doof Enterprises, LLC invokes our 5th amendment privilege in response to any questions you may have tonight..
--------
And presumably, the next 110 hostings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 10:33 PM (XeU6L)

130 I survived one summer on mac & cheese and frozen pot pies, alternating. 25 cents each.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM


Yep.

The Marie Callendar chicken pot pies are surprisingly decent now. When the fridge is empty and you don't have time to run to the store, two piping hot out of the microwave are decent.

Wish they were still 25 cents though.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:33 PM (HlyYF)

131 Not a grandpa yet, but I called my grandparents Grandma and Grandpa. It fits with my family's history. I do like Abuelo and Abuela, though. Spanish has a nice sound to it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

132 Hope everything is going well on your end?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:30 PM (HlyYF)


All is well here, thanks. My problems are all first world variety.

Will I see you at the ranch this year?

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM (QMAsf)

133 Great ONT, Doof! Thanks.

Fantastic photo of the Tetons up top. They are stunning in person.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)

134 115 Is it just me, or did anybody else get a "Content unavailable" message on The Cure video?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM


I got it to play. Clicked since I hadn't heard that song in a while.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (HlyYF)

135 133 Great ONT, Doof! Thanks.

Fantastic photo of the Tetons up top. They are stunning in person.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)

Tetons are always stunning....

At least until they sag...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (mP0Kj)

136 >>This is an ONT, you are going to have to be more specific.

I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but I've never eaten a Spaghetti-O and gelatin mold. And I never will.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:36 PM (viF8m)

137 130 I survived one summer on mac & cheese and frozen pot pies, alternating. 25 cents each.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:24 PM

Old girlfriend was a grad student. She lived on frozen bean burritos. They were like 4 for a dollar or something.
You know, they weren't bad...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 10:36 PM (QaH55)

138 Great ONT, Doof! Thanks.

Fantastic photo of the Tetons up top. They are stunning in person.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)


Howdy LS!

So you're saying the Tetons are real and spectacular?

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:37 PM (QMAsf)

139 76 "Lime Jello Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise": 🎶

https://tinyurl.com/4ry7kpwa

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

I think that I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:37 PM (2RJDy)

140 131 Not a grandpa yet, but I called my grandparents Grandma and Grandpa. It fits with my family's history. I do like Abuelo and Abuela, though. Spanish has a nice sound to it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026

The men in my family are Grandaddy. Because the South. Except my mom’s dad- he was (are you ready?) Bumpa. Because he saw it in a movie, thought it was hysterical, and that was what it would be.

He also had a song and dance he did to get rid of warts (he played the guitar). It was a series of specific circle directions. I wish I could remember the lyrics, but I never had a wart, so it was just my cousins. It worked, though, so…*twilight zone music*.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (OoFl2)

141 Fantastic photo of the Tetons up top. They are stunning in person.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 30, 2026 10:35 PM (D/6p1)

On a clear day you can see them from as far away as Craters of the Moon on the Idaho side. Spectacular.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (0aYVJ)

142 Will I see you at the ranch this year?

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM


Definitely!

Bride of PI already told me to reserve the dates.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (HlyYF)

143 We have a regular who was booked on 103

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (vE0+H)

144 121 Is it just me, or did anybody else get a "Content unavailable" message on The Cure video?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:26 PM (2RJDy)

Just checked it and it works fine for me
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:28 PM (QMAsf)

Must be my VPN or browser (Duck Duck Go.)

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (2RJDy)

145 There was the Chef Boyardi camp, and there was the Franco American camp, which was my grocery shopping mother's camp. So I was forced into the latter, until college, when I discovered the former. Better.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (sl73Y)

146 Shopping meme for the guys

https://youtu.be/4lich6R2zbs?t=117

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (qx7Zg)

147 A lot of people are turned off by gelatinous anything. I'm kind of partial to it. Oysters. Good pate. Gefilte fish. Jello.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (JvZF+)

148 117 Piper, I did not know my grandparents (except for my maternal grandmother, of whom I was somewhat afraid), so I will take your word for it. But in my Dutch family, “grandparents” were generally referred to as such. They were not cuddly figures.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:40 PM (77rzZ)

149 The guy in the camera spoof; Elmer Fudd's grandson?

Posted by: Archer at July 30, 2026 10:41 PM (wvc0i)

150 Is that Spaghetti-O’s gelatin dish called, by any chance, Mock Octopus Delight?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 10:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

151 Lime Jello Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise

The older wimmenfolk of our church in my youth frequently made stuff just like that. Even at age 8, I knew better and acted like my plate was full enough for now!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 30, 2026 10:42 PM (Jr+re)

152 Jimmy Hoffa. May he cure in peace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (u/oMr)

153 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Ohhhhh….sounds very cool! I wonder if I should horde source my decisions. Just repaint the same colors or totally new. I picked the original colors, so it’s not that I don’t like it. And the house is open, so there has to be some connection. But I literally painted every single thing in this house black fox or Greek villa. Nothing else.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (OoFl2)

***********
The cabinets were oak from 1994. Shower door a mess, slick tile floors, etc. I wanted dark teal & that's what I got. It looks more like a dresser than vanity, if that makes sense.

We upgraded our bathrooms in FL before we moved, but cream glossy paint(built home for 20yrs) & two different owners have kept the bathrooms as we left them. Same deal: wooden appliques & painted over it all. New light fixures and hardware and done.

Sometimes I miss Florida, mostly my pool. Dang it. I do have mountains now but it's hot & not my favorite time of year.

Miami Vice just started the year we moved (1984) with a newborn and 2yr old. Our Friday night date. Adding '80's music to the show was great.

Foreigner, Waiting for a Girl Like You:
https://tinyurl.com/bdzt393r

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (hzuYO)

154 Wish they were still 25 cents though.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:33 PM (HlyYF)

The Banquet pot pies are 7oz and passably edible for $1. The Diamond Jim Brady Big Spenders go for the Marie Callender's 10oz or 15oz offerings.

It never hurts to stay in occasional passing contact with your roots.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (wVcYX)

155 Honeymoon story

https://youtube.com/shorts/LVkyylsSuGc

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)

156 Will I see you at the ranch this year?
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM
Definitely!
Bride of PI already told me to reserve the dates.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
***********
This is truly excellent news!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:44 PM (XfIK1)

157 Can any musical theme based on walking be complete without Nancy Sinatra?
------

Just, walk away Renee

Posted by: The Left Banke at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)

158 149 The guy in the camera spoof; Elmer Fudd's grandson?
Posted by: Archer at July 30, 2026 10:41 PM (wvc0i)

***********
I caught that accent and thought of Elmer as well! Saturday cartoons make up most of my brain.

I was wondering if it was fake to throw people off. Who talks like that? Lol.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (hzuYO)

159 Hoffa video is AI narrated. Or would a person actually say "Mister The Greek"?

Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (kU0PQ)

160 Currently as a single guy I still cook what is easy though a bit more expensive. I eat the Hormel ready made beef Roast and Beef Tips and the Kevin's sous vide meals which include teriyaki chicken, garlic chicken , Mongolian beef, Korean BBQ beef , orange chicken .

All of these take less than five minutes in the microwave. ( better though to brown the Kevin's beef dishes in a skillet 2 minutes) Add Uncle Ben's microwave rice and you've got a great tasting healthy meal.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (KC5Lt)

161 Poor Mav, never got over rocketing Goose into the unforgiving underside of his Plexiglas canopy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (u/oMr)

162 147 A lot of people are turned off by gelatinous anything. I'm kind of partial to it. Oysters. Good pate. Gefilte fish. Jello.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:39 PM (JvZF+)

Some of those are better called aspic...
And I'm not talking about a selfie of your ass either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (l3cgK)

163 Walk this way.

Posted by: Steven Tyler at July 30, 2026 10:46 PM (u/oMr)

164 Saw a study recently that immigrants murder females in Spain at 800% of the rate relative to native Spaniards.

How bad is the gaslighting by the Leftist press and the "elites" in Europe and the U.S., that supporting policies to protect women from murder makes you Far Right?

No wonder the Democrat party is having trouble finding any "real men" to run as candidates. I thought protecting females was the default position for any manly man.***

(*** I will provide supplemental help to protect the 'ettes that are much better shots than I am.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:46 PM (HlyYF)

165 161 Poor Mav, never got over rocketing Goose into the unforgiving underside of his Plexiglas canopy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (u/oMr)

Mountain Dew looks like a can o' pee...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)

166 Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?

Arse skin for a friend.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)

167 155 Honeymoon story

https://youtube.com/shorts/LVkyylsSuGc
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:43 PM (qx7Zg)

LOL

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (hzuYO)

168 Can any musical theme based on walking be complete without Nancy Sinatra?
------

Just, walk away Renee
Posted by: The Left Banke at July 30, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)

Walk this way.

Posted by: Aerosmith at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (wVcYX)

169 "Although I can’t quote the exact verse, I’m pretty sure it says in the Bible that if you make a Spaghetti-O’s gelatin dish you go straight to hell."


For that I'm pretty sure you'll find out hell has a basement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 10:48 PM (S41Gd)

170 166 Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?

Arse skin for a friend.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)
******
You'd probably need testing for antibody match? Dunno. I hope it's not for a face!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 10:49 PM (hzuYO)

171 148 117 Piper, I did not know my grandparents (except for my maternal grandmother, of whom I was somewhat afraid), so I will take your word for it. But in my Dutch family, “grandparents” were generally referred to as such. They were not cuddly figures.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:40 PM

I am sorry that was your experience, Bulg. I hope if / when you are a Grandaddy you do the absolute opposite and be fun, and crazy, and someone they know they can go to for hugs. My dad is very close to all of our kids, he texts them all. Same with my step father. Be that guy. It makes a huge difference. My grandsons think I am absolutely nuts in the best way. J, who isn’t their grandfather but is obviously here, plays with them when they visit and always has. Football, soccer, tree forts. Splashing maniacs in pools. Rules? What for?

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:49 PM (OoFl2)

172 Look at la teton snow!

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Sean Connery at July 30, 2026 10:49 PM (2jJtO)

173 Sorry, orange ent & diogenes.
Are you satisfied with the results of the investigation -> Libya?
I think some ppl are convinced Iran was involved.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:50 PM (tcsrY)

174 This is truly excellent news!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at July 30, 2026 10:44 PM


Howdy Grateful!

How goes your big project?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

175 Bride of PI already told me to reserve the dates.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:38 PM (HlyYF)


fist bump

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (QMAsf)

176 All of these take less than five minutes in the microwave. ( better though to brown the Kevin's beef dishes in a skillet 2 minutes) Add Uncle Ben's microwave rice and you've got a great tasting healthy meal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026

Kevin’s are great choices, by the way. Very solid ingredients. I approve. Same with Roli Roti.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (Wmg4n)

177 I'm walkin' on sunshine

Woo-ooh

Posted by: Katrina at July 30, 2026 10:53 PM (u/oMr)

178 176 All of these take less than five minutes in the microwave. ( better though to brown the Kevin's beef dishes in a skillet 2 minutes) Add Uncle Ben's microwave rice and you've got a great tasting healthy meal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026

Kevin’s are great choices, by the way. Very solid ingredients. I approve. Same with Roli Roti.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (Wmg4n)

Making brown rice is easy-peasy...been making it since college. Was one of my staples. Tastes much better than any store-bought premade rice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:54 PM (l3cgK)

179 171 Piper, on the off chance that my kid has kids (defying Fauci’s f*••ing jab), I’m gonna spoil the hell outta them.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

180 Walk

Pantera

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:56 PM (0aYVJ)

181 I'm walkin on sunshine

Woe oh!

Posted by: Katrina at July 30, 2026 10:56 PM (u/oMr)

182 Holy Escoffier protect us! Spaghetti-O gelatin molds are apparently a thing. The most vile and demonic is a ring molded one stuffed with wieners in the cavity.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (kpS4V)

183 Howdy Grateful!

How goes your big project?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

TRex is around. Why not ask him yourself?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (qx7Zg)

184 I am going to bed. I have yet another 6a class. 😊Though there is some ridiculous Italian movie happening here with lots of yelling. Sigh.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (OoFl2)

185 I'm walking, yes indeed I'm talking
For you and me and I'm hoping
That you'll come back to me

Posted by: Ricky Nelson at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (u/oMr)

186 Walk Like a Man - The Four Seasons

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)

187 "Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet."

Gene Perret

(I thought it was CS Lewis, but my search engine begs to differ.)

Posted by: tankdemon at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (2RJDy)

188 My 14 year old grandson is my best friend, and I’m kind of his. It’s pretty easy to explain, we have a common enemy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (6YiIr)

189 What was that ear worm about walking 500 miles?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (KC5Lt)

190 I am "Bestefar" to my seven grandkids. That's grandfather in Norwegian. The other, lesser, side of the family are Grandma and Grandpa.

Posted by: Off The Boat at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (JM9I6)

191 184 I am going to bed. I have yet another 6a class. 😊Though there is some ridiculous Italian movie happening here with lots of yelling. Sigh.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (OoFl2)

Italians yelling. Could mean anything from being amorous to being murderous, sometimes both at the same time...
Like Hong Kong people speaking Cantonese...always sounds angry to me...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (l3cgK)

192 Are you satisfied with the results of the investigation -> Libya?
I think some ppl are convinced Iran was involved.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 10:50 PM (tcsrY)

Eh, pretty sure it was Gaddafi's guys carrying it out. Don't know anything about Iran.

I was at school a year or so ahead of Suzanne M. I'd graduated before the bombing. Nice girl. Was sort of interested in her, but never made a move.

Funny. That's two women I know who I might have been with who are dead.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

193 189 What was that ear worm about walking 500 miles?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:58 PM (KC5Lt)

https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (l3cgK)

194 189 What was that ear worm about walking 500 miles?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 10:58

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (OoFl2)

195 Italians. It's only fair, last time they were on our side.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (u/oMr)

196
Walk, Don't Run
https://youtu.be/WW21rcHiVU0

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (ZxPkt)

197 My grandfather use to tease me and call me 'little nimp' so I started calling him Big Nimp.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (KC5Lt)

198 Sometimes the shark go away... sometimes the shark wouldn't go away- Cap'n Quint

Posted by: July 30th, 1945 at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (R0XxO)

199 The most vile and demonic is a ring molded one stuffed with wieners in the cavity.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:57 PM (kpS4V)

(perks up)

Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

200 196
Walk, Don't Run
https://youtu.be/WW21rcHiVU0

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:00 PM (ZxPkt)

but that's 1960's not 1980's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

201
Mountain Dew looks like a can o' pee...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)

But it tastes completely different.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 30, 2026 11:01 PM (r7+Q7)

202 127 My grad student menu
-groats and oats
-hamburger helper no hamburger
-frozen ravioli
-fresh spinach and kimchi
-protein powder
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:32 PM (JvZF+)
**********
Mine in nursing school:
Cereal, juice and instant coffee poison
Cheeseburger, fries, Coke at student union or hospital
Cheesburger, fries, salad, milk for dinner unless it looked edible. Maybe dessert.

Never gained an ounce. Youth and a lot of walking as I did not own a car (Daddy would not let me take the Impala and it was in his name...it was his last desperate try to keep me from moving).

I had legs of steel and rode busses or got rides with friends or the dude that married me.

I hitchhiked one time and got picked up by an undercover cop in a heavy snowstorm on Thanksgiving at 0615 for work as a nurse tech...I didn't know the busses were not running that day. I was freaked out as he yelled at me for most of the ride, got my MS ID and I thought he'd call my parents.

I said let me out a few blocks from the hospital and I'd walk.No. He drove me to the front door and then I thought he'd march me into the nursing director's office. He said he'd arrest me if he caught me again.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:02 PM (hzuYO)

203
Feet, don't fail me now
https://youtu.be/v6fTlPnR4g4

25 Miles
Edwin Starr

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:03 PM (ZxPkt)

204 Couple years back, I was sent home from the hospital to die. Part of the issue was an inability to eat. I dug my heels in and refused to die. The only thing I could eat was Chef Boyardee mini ravioli. I would count them out, starting with four every couple of hours, then upped it to five, then six. I was finally able to eat other food. But I owe my life to Chef Boyardee.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at July 30, 2026 11:03 PM (DK5Sh)

205

Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis

youtu.be/PgRafRp-P-o

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 11:04 PM (Cqx++)

206 As the natives watched the Italians sail into NY Harbor under the Verrazzano Bidge in 1524, they all whooped in unison "There goes the neighborhood."

Posted by: You Are There at July 30, 2026 11:05 PM (JM9I6)

207 Maine Dems Swap Nazi Senate Candidate for Guy Who Fathered Kids With His Second Cousin.

SHe was purdy

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:07 PM (/+uur)

208 When I was little I was kinda scared of my mom’s dad, gruff and c truck driver, his family took to calling him Archie Bunker because that’s exactly who he was. But also one of the funniest guys I knew, always had a snappy comeback to anything anyone said.

I stayed with him one summer when I was 19 and got to know him a lot better. Now that im older I realize that I like my parents but I wasn’t really like either of them. But damn, I’ve turned into my Grampa, he’s probably looking down from heaven and laughing.

(And I flatter myself I know, he was a tougher guy than I ever was)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (6YiIr)

209 Dude messing with the flock camera. I'm going to give him a little salient advice. If your speech impediment is saying hard "L's" like "W's", you might want to re-think ending your video with "We're cLear."

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (dIske)

210 MA Medical Examiner officially rules death of woman found dead in home owned by Rep Pressley’s ex-con husband, a HOMICIDE

The victim was identified as Yoseliani Ann Marte Ocasio, 18

SHe was purdy

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (/+uur)

211 Grandchildren are the blessing you never knew would happen. Pure joy. I'm Nana and the bf/dude is Poppy.

One grandson, two granddaughters (one my clone) and a tiny surprise gift from God who will be one next month.

We play hard with them and are thankful we lived long enough to meet them (parents waited 10yrs). Son in FL and DIL are trying after a miscarriage in May which tore their and my heart to pieces.

The 5yr old granddaughter even has my laugh. It is very weird after my all male world all of my life to meet my twin.

Well, it's been a long day so good night, y'all. XXXX

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:08 PM (hzuYO)

212 Howdy Grateful!
How goes your big project?
********
It goes extremely well...We can show you in Oct....

Posted by: The Grateful at July 30, 2026 11:10 PM (XfIK1)

213 then upped it to five, then six. I was finally able to eat other food. But I owe my life to Chef Boyardee.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

This is amazing and would make a great commercial.

Posted by: Mad Avenue at July 30, 2026 11:11 PM (JM9I6)

214 It goes extremely well...We can show you in Oct....

Posted by: The Grateful at July 30, 2026 11:10 PM


Nice!

Bride of PI will have a nearly endless capacity to look at photos with you, I suspect.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 11:11 PM (HlyYF)

215 MA Medical Examiner officially rules death of woman found dead in home owned by Rep Pressley’s ex-con husband, a HOMICIDE

The victim was identified as Yoseliani Ann Marte Ocasio, 18
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Any relation to AOC?

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 30, 2026 11:12 PM (vSvIl)

216 hi folks hope you are all doing great

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2026 11:12 PM (CHHv1)

217 Memaw and PaPaw was very common in Louisiana.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 11:13 PM (KC5Lt)

218 Bride of PI will have a nearly endless capacity to look at photos with you, I suspect.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
**************
Photos should be available, as well as drawings

Posted by: The Grateful at July 30, 2026 11:14 PM (XfIK1)

219 It's lovely when the grandkids live close, so that you know each other really well.
Grandson came down before the curtain went up on the 5th grade TX history play to tell his SRT* grandfather that they would be having some fun with the facts. "Like a farce- okay, G-Daddy?"

I chewed the inside of my cheek raw over that...
* Sons of the Republic of Texas

Posted by: sal at July 30, 2026 11:15 PM (f+FmA)

220 An 18-year-old girl named Mekala told me the event was coordinated by “DPR.” I asked what the letters stood for and she didn’t know, only that “DPR” puts these events together for teens to “come out and have fun.” She said the organizers reach the kids through Instagram.

It turns out DPR is the District of Columbia’s Department of Parks and Recreation. The teens I spoke to that night said they were there for the government-organized event.

The streets were purdy

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:15 PM (/+uur)

221 Definitely 1980s, Ultravox with "Sleepwalk"

https://youtu.be/EvEyhUczGKU?

Posted by: Rex B at July 30, 2026 11:16 PM (R0XxO)

222 Night everyone. Good "seeing" all of you again.

Road trip tomorrow to Lawrence with youngest daughter to see her new digs as she switches colleges this fall, and then on to KC to see daughter #1 and grandson #1.

Fortunately for me, he thinks people with loud, booming voices are hilarious.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2026 11:16 PM (HlyYF)

223 then upped it to five, then six. I was finally able to eat other food. But I owe my life to Chef Boyardee.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin

This is amazing and would make a great commercial.
Posted by: Mad Avenue at July 30, 2026 11:11 PM (JM9I6)

Chef Boyardee might be interested in hearing about the life-saving properties of their products. Think of the endorsement and promotion opportunities. Might even be a lifetime supply in it for the Captain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 11:17 PM (wVcYX)

224 131 Not a grandpa yet, but I called my grandparents Grandma and Grandpa. It fits with my family's history. I do like Abuelo and Abuela, though. Spanish has a nice sound to it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

First grand coined Papa for me and called grandma grandma. Second, Papa was his first word and grandma came out as Gaga. So we are Gaga and Papa.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2026 11:19 PM (0kNpG)

225 My grad student menu
-groats and oats
-hamburger helper no hamburger
-frozen ravioli
-fresh spinach and kimchi
-protein powder
Posted by: San Franpsycho
......

Do you still have a gall bladder?

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:19 PM (oq9dX)

226 Marc Cohn - Walking in Memphis

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 11:04 PM (Cqx++)

___________________

Always like Marc Cohn. He's a badass, that doesn't look like a bad ass. He was on tour with Suzanne Vega in 2005 and got carjacked in Denver. He was shot in the head, and bullet lodged just above his eye. They removed it, and he walked out of the hospital 8 hours later. Badass. With a couple good songs and a Grammy.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 11:20 PM (dIske)

227 Maine Dems Swap Nazi Senate Candidate for Guy Who Fathered Kids With His Second Cousin.

Little boy Blew

He needed the moneu


OOOOWWWW

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:21 PM (/+uur)

228 I did not really know my grandparents. So hsving pet names for them just strikes me as weird. Sorry.

My parents were awesome, though, so I don’t miss their parents.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:21 PM (77rzZ)

229 The Chef Boyardee product is very easy to chew and swallow which is a plus for people with difficulties in those areas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:22 PM (JvZF+)

230 MA Medical Examiner officially rules death of woman found dead in home owned by Rep Pressley’s ex-con husband, a HOMICIDE

The victim was identified as Yoseliani Ann Marte Ocasio, 18

Wha ha happen wuz

I am 66 and have yet to have an 18 YO found dead in my house.
I am so lucky

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:23 PM (/+uur)

231 Do you still have a gall bladder?
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:19 PM (oq9dX)
====

*checks belly*
What's this scar?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:23 PM (JvZF+)

232 I loved my grandparents

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)

233 "Walk Away" 1981, English Beat

https://youtu.be/l5r4HJvhlAA?

Posted by: Rex B at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (R0XxO)

234 232 I loved my grandparents

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:24 PM (/+uur)

That's not unusual...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (l3cgK)

235 The Flock guy is going to hunt wabbits next.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (DZ9Lv)

236 I think one of the reasons I started smoking was cigarettes smelled like my grandpa, who passed when I was 5.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2026 11:26 PM (0kNpG)

237 My grandma was go-to when mom and dad were uncooperative. They were powerless against her supreme yentahood.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:26 PM (JvZF+)

238 I always thought it was "Chef Boy Ardee".

Here's one for Franp: Chef Boy Ardee > Shrimp Boy Chow

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (DZ9Lv)

239

@SenatorDurbin
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician, a brilliant scientist, an extraordinary public servant, a humanitarian, & a patriot—whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)

240 I am 66 and have yet to have an 18 YO found dead in my house.
I am so lucky
Posted by: r hennigantx

Usually, the roles are reversed.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (DZ9Lv)

241 My grands from way down in Virginny were Granny and Grandpa

My grands from Wales were Nana and Grampy

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (ZxPkt)

242 @SenatorDurbin
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician, a brilliant scientist, an extraordinary public servant, a humanitarian, & a patriot—whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)

Virus Lives Matter?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (qx7Zg)

243 235 The Flock guy is going to hunt wabbits next.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (DZ9Lv)

Is damaging a Flock camera a case of FLOCKulation?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:30 PM (l3cgK)

244 235 The Flock guy is going to hunt wabbits next.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:25 PM (DZ9Lv)


kiwl we wabbit
kiwl we wabbit

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:30 PM (/+uur)

245 242 @SenatorDurbin
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician, a brilliant scientist, an extraordinary public servant, a humanitarian, & a patriot—whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)

Virus Lives Matter?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (qx7Zg)

You gotta kill humanity in order to save it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (l3cgK)

246 But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Posted by: Piper

The other day on Buck Dharma's website, I mentioned that song as the one I hated the most. It is, bar none, the worst song in the world.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (DZ9Lv)

247 Usually, the roles are reversed.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:29 PM (DZ9Lv)

wu haq happend wuz

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (/+uur)

248 Free wifi on the flight home. Greetings from 30K feet, Morons!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (uUaEV)

249

Durbin is a sack of shit. Fauci probably paid him to say that.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 11:33 PM (/QHx4)

250 246 But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
Posted by: Piper

The other day on Buck Dharma's website, I mentioned that song as the one I hated the most. It is, bar none, the worst song in the world.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (DZ9Lv)

Well, I say Hey, What's going on.

Posted by: 4 Non Blondes at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (l3cgK)

251 Durbin is still alive?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (wVcYX)

252 Black Velvet by Alannah Myles and band

https://tinyurl.com/mpdjju5b

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (hzuYO)

253 moms parents
Nanny and Granny I could not say Daddy as oldest grand
dads parent
Mamaw and Papaw

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (/+uur)

254 Really smoky up in Sonoma tonight. Big fire over on the coast. Second fire today, 101 was closed for a while this morning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 11:34 PM (JvZF+)

255

Does anyone have a count for the number of times "witnesses" have pleaded the 5th before Congress?

ChatGPT says Alger Hiss did, 7 times; Oliver North, at last 40 times.

But Tony Fauci ... 100? What major, international, world-wide, James-Bond-super-arch-villain-grade Do-er of Evil could he be protecting?

Congress really needs to investigate this.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 30, 2026 11:35 PM (FlRtG)

256 Walking in L A?

Try walking on the moon!

Posted by: The Police at July 30, 2026 11:36 PM (R0XxO)

257 Free wifi on the flight home. Greetings from 30K feet, Morons!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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Check the wing for gremlins.
Also, under the seat for snakes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:37 PM (XeU6L)

258 >>> 246
==
The other day on Buck Dharma's website, I mentioned that song as the one I hated the most. It is, bar none, the worst song in the world.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (DZ9Lv)

Oh yeah?

Posted by: Mister JONES at July 30, 2026 11:37 PM (vDZgA)

259 Congress really needs to investigate this.
Posted by: Arbalest
......

and maybe hold a hearing.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:38 PM (oq9dX)

260 Tonight's ONT brought to you by stuff you wish you didn't know existed:

Spaghetti-O’s gelatin dish

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So... the Uh-Oh NT edition.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (gsBYv)

261 There once was a douchebag named Durbin
Who purchased his votes from the turbaned
With head full of feces
His despicable species
Adore Fauci and Communist vermin.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (uUaEV)

262 Guy walks 1,000 miles to a chick's door and then collapses. That's supposed to impress her? 10 miles on his hands and knees oughta be tough enough.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (DZ9Lv)

263 Free wifi on the flight home. Greetings from 30K feet, Morons!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:32 PM (uUaEV)
-

It must stink real bad in there!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:40 PM (gsBYv)

264 Check the wing for gremlins.
Also, under the seat for snakes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:37 PM (XeU6L)

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I am sick and tired of these muthaf...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:41 PM (uUaEV)

265 Guy walks 1,000 miles to a chick's door and then collapses.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 11:39 PM (DZ9Lv)
-

There's a double entendre knock-knock joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:42 PM (gsBYv)

266 Greetings from 30K feet, Morons!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
......

Be sure to put your shoes back on before using the lavatory.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 11:43 PM (oq9dX)

267
Worst Song Ever nominees:

Hotel California
Angie (Rolling Stones)
Piano Man
anything by Rush, Journey, Supertramp, etc
Hey Jude
Imagine

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)

268 Just came to me, Walk Like An Egyptian

Posted by: Steve Martin at July 30, 2026 11:44 PM (XeU6L)

269
It must stink real bad in there!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:40 PM (gsBYv)

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Let me rephrase.... greetings from 122 assholes aboard flight 86-69, Morons!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:45 PM (uUaEV)

270 Jimmy Hoffa disappears on this day in 1975. Do you know where he is?
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Last I heard he was in a card game with Amelia Earhart, Elvis, and DB Cooper. Haven't seen any of them this week however.

Posted by: scampydog at July 30, 2026 11:45 PM (41CYW)

271 Take a walk on the wild side.

Posted by: Lou Reed at July 30, 2026 11:46 PM (ibDUx)

272
It must stink real bad in there!
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:47 PM (XeU6L)

273 Safety Dance..... sends Mrs. MKC into a rage

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 30, 2026 11:47 PM (uUaEV)

274 Last I heard he was in a card game with Amelia Earhart, Elvis, and DB Cooper.
----

Speaking of DB Cooper. Haven't seen him here for a while. Isn't he fire-fighter tanker pilot???

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)

275 In terms of shear numbers, Fauci has undoubtedly killed more people than Mengele. Fauci gets better press though.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 11:50 PM (ZVgZ4)

276 >> Guy walks 1,000 miles to a chick's door and then collapses. That's supposed to impress her?

It might make a difference between nautical miles, statute miles, and international miles. I wish they'd been more specific.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 11:50 PM (w6EFb)

277 91 Jimmy Hoffa was dumped in the Meadowlands.

It is what it is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
---

They were going to dump him in right field for the final joke but decided if they did that he would get them for sure. He's out in left field.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 11:50 PM (hPgrk)

278 I don't love spaghetti-o's, but I've had my fair share. That ring looked disgusting
Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 10:02 PM (TtNb7)

Pete Bootygag is a con-o-sewer of disgusting rings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:51 PM (1z8ji)

279
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 11:44 PM (ZxPkt)

================

Sometimes When We Touch (Dan Hill)
Christmas Shoes (Some Lunkhead)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2026 11:51 PM (mmrXZ)

280 Haitian migrant: "We built America"

Looks at satellite picture of Hispanolia

hahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:52 PM (/+uur)

281 I saw a post on X about Cueta, Spain being in North Africa.

Sure enough. It is not on the Iberian Peninsula.

Will Spain ask NATO for help? LOL.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 10:06 PM (qFwJc)

Spain needs another Franco.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)

282 Haitian migrant: "We built America"

Looks at satellite picture of Hispanolia

hahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:52 PM (/+uur)


Right? Amazing that life can sustain itself with a single digit IQ.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (S41Gd)

283 So the murder victim in Ayanna Pressley's husband house is an 18 year old woman.

I guarantee the MA cops will keep this sealed until after the election if it does turn out to be related to Captain Queball of the squad

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:56 PM (sKqQm)

284 >> Cueta, Spain being in North Africa.

I didn't know that either. There's a long history there.

It's an enclave, or better an exclave I think. And Spain isn't going to defend it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

285 Spain needs another Franco.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)

At this point they need frigging Vlad Tepes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (S41Gd)

286 old joke
cousin dating hahahah
new joke
cousin fucking hahahaha
present joke
children with cousin WTFO

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (/+uur)

287

Spain needs another Franco American.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 11:58 PM (Cqx++)

288 Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician, a brilliant scientist, an extraordinary public servant, a humanitarian, & a patriot—whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 11:28 PM (/+uur)

Well if you're gonna lie, lie big.

But I can see why they are worried some "extremists" might be eyeing their party. Imagine what an "extremist" might sound like if they every got this kind of platform? Why I could easily see one of those up and coming "extremists" talking about Dr. Death as if he was some kind of folksy high IQ superhero.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:58 PM (vE0+H)

289 Pray for the people in these homes, please.

I can't imagine except it would not happen in this country, thank God.

Found nothing in the NY Post, UK DM but this is from Hungary

https://tinyurl.com/y367nam8

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:59 PM (hzuYO)

290 Spain needs another Franco.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)


Spain needs another El Cid.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 11:59 PM (GjvxI)

291 All you who claim that your song is the absolute worst…
Look upon my lyrics and despair!

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills we used to climb
Were just seasons out of time

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 11:59 PM (6YiIr)

292 DB Cooper. Haven't seen him here for a while. Isn't he fire-fighter tanker pilot???
Posted by: Mike Hamme
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Have not seen DB in a while either.

Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 12:00 AM (41CYW)

293
I read that the house Pressley's husband owned was a duplex they rented out. It might have nothing to do with them.

I'm not defending them, we don't have all the facts.

Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)

294 283 So the murder victim in Ayanna Pressley's husband house is an 18 year old woman.

I guarantee the MA cops will keep this sealed until after the election if it does turn out to be related to Captain Queball of the squad
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:56 PM (sKqQm)

AnteBellum Clue
dead niggress mistress
in the parlor
with hands

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (/+uur)

295 At this point they need frigging Vlad Tepes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 11:57 PM (S41Gd)

They need El Seed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (6YiIr)

296 I never had SpaghettiOs until I was living in Barracks with only a microwave to heat stuff...
Those, and Dinty Moore Beef stew...
Posted by: Romeo13
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Aksuually...
Mix a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew with a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli in a pot, heat it up and it ain't bad.
The kids loved it, which was my excuse for asking my wife to make it when we were car camping.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (RIlaO)

297 Seasons in the Sun.... we have a winner

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 12:02 AM (uUaEV)

298 Terry Johns

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:03 AM (/+uur)

299
What are the chances it has nothing to do with them? I'd put it at 2.5%. 39 times out of 40, the corrupt vile narcissist anti-human politicians had their fingers in the murder pie.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2026 12:03 AM (vE0+H)

300 Walking After Midnight sung by Patsy Cline

Mr. TiFW is GooGone; I am Granny T. If DD#3 has children, we may be called something different by them 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 31, 2026 12:04 AM (SRRAx)

301 lon Musk
@elonmusk
4m
Wow, the situation in Spain looks crazy

X:https://tinyurl.com/3e3s4f5a

xcancel: https://tinyurl.com/msbcr6y6


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:05 AM (hPgrk)

302 Aksuually...
Mix a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew with a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli in a pot, heat it up and it ain't bad.
The kids loved it, which was my excuse for asking my wife to make it when we were car camping.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 12:01 AM (RIlaO)

Ohh, That’s Not Right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2026 12:06 AM (6YiIr)

303 I'll stick with Spam.

Posted by: wth at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (oq9dX)

304 Those dynamics give Talarico a 3-point edge over Paxton (51% vs. 48%) in the Senate contest (within the survey’s margin of sampling error).

Talarico's advantage in the race grows to 6 points among both extremely motivated and extremely interested voters (53% vs. 47% in each group).

He texted the trans childrens at night

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (/+uur)

305 Dinty Moore with a small can of Chili works.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (hPgrk)

306 You people have no idea how the "Flock" camera really got started

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 31, 2026 12:10 AM (XOG/m)

307 Didn't get much sleep last night, and my attempts to nap today were unsuccessful. Feeling droopy now. See if I can get to sleep before I catch a second wind.

Uh-oh.

https://youtu.be/fxjs4aA5cBQ

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - stronger than dirt at July 31, 2026 12:12 AM (/YSzp)

308 Chef Boyardee (Boiardi) dedicated his knowledge to improving rations for GIs in WWII.

I consume his canned ravioli in his honor, con rispetto

Posted by: Miklos is becoming a happy child again at July 31, 2026 12:13 AM (XOG/m)

309 Walk on the Wild Side would also work with tonight's theme

Posted by: 496 at July 31, 2026 12:13 AM (726Am)

310
How about "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 12:14 AM (w6EFb)

311 "Maine Democrat U.S. Senate nominee Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins who share two children, according to reports published Thursday."

West Virginia says to Maine, "y'all have room for improvement."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (/eAef)

312 Interesting question. City allowed a Flock camera, onto someone's private property?
I know about public easements, but did they PAY the property owner? That is NOT City Property, it belongs to a private company.
And someone putting a camera onto MY private property? Yeah... non starter.
Posted by: Romeo13
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I'm not sure what you're asking, but there was a lot of legal brouhaha over whether the city could approve attaching cable to to telephone and electric utility poles. The answer was yes. There were payments, etc, but the gist is that the city can define a "public utility" pretty broadly. If the pole in question is on a public utility easement, the city CAN approve any damned thing they want by defining it right.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (RIlaO)

313 Speaking of DB Cooper. Haven't seen him here for a while. Isn't he fire-fighter tanker pilot???
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 11:49 PM (XeU6L)

He flies the spotter plane, usually a light twin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (1z8ji)

314 Spain needs another El Cid.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Wins even after dead

Total Respect

Posted by: El Mikloso at July 31, 2026 12:15 AM (XOG/m)

315 305 Dinty Moore with a small can of Chili works.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:09 AM (hPgrk)

Cook a stick or two of store chorizo (the type that kinda turns almost to liquid when cooked), use a potato masher to mash a can or two of refried beans into it in the skillet until it's nice and well mixed...eat with corn tortillas.

Posted by: 4 Non Blondes at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (l3cgK)

316 The Foo Fighters - Walk

Lots of songs about walking apparently.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (BW+Gb)

317
RFK Jr has launched a cooking show on Youtube.

He says the government has lied to us about
protein causing heart attacks and there is no science that supports that.

Interesting article at Daily Mail about it.

Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (/QHx4)

318 He flies the spotter plane, usually a light twin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The Otter spotter plane is...different

Posted by: Bonjour de KRVS at July 31, 2026 12:17 AM (XOG/m)

319 I read that the house Pressley's husband owned was a duplex they rented out. It might have nothing to do with them.

I'm not defending them, we don't have all the facts.

Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:00 AM (/QHx4)

Given that they are Democrats, there is surely some wickedness on their part, even if no more than failing to vet tenant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:19 AM (1z8ji)

320 294 283 So the murder victim in Ayanna Pressley's husband house is an 18 year old woman.

I guarantee the MA cops will keep this sealed until after the election if it does turn out to be related to Captain Queball of the squad
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:56 PM (sKqQm)

AnteBellum Clue
dead niggress mistress
in the parlor
with hands
Posted by: r hennigantx



Yea, but whose mistress? The husband or the wife? Or both and the girl was going to go public unless $$$ was handed over. Blackmail can kill you. Remember the times. This is all very plausible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:19 AM (BW+Gb)

321 Seasons in the Sun.... we have a winner

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 31, 2026 12:02 AM (uUaEV)

Not so bad if you change the words

We had joy we had fun
hunting communists with guns

etc etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 12:20 AM (S41Gd)

322 316 The Foo Fighters - Walk

Lots of songs about walking apparently.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (BW+Gb)

Also, a song by Pantera.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2026 12:20 AM (+6sk/)

323 Terry Johns
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 31, 2026 12:03 AM (/+uur)

Terry Jacks. met him once, decades ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:21 AM (1z8ji)

324 310
How about "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 12:14 AM (w6EFb)
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Libby, Libby, Libby On the label, label, label.

Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 12:21 AM (41CYW)

325 Lots of ambulatory songs, running and walking. Flock of Seagulls "I Ran"...
1970's "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith (yeah, not 1980's)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2026 12:22 AM (l3cgK)

326 Spain; the streets of Barcelona:
Elon Musk@elonmusk 47m
Hmm
Nate Friedman

https://tinyurl.com/8j9v9nk9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 31, 2026 12:22 AM (hPgrk)

327 I read that the house Pressley's husband owned was a duplex they rented out. It might have nothing to do with them.

I'm not defending them, we don't have all the facts.

Posted by: four seasons

Those who have never had a murder in a rental property may cast the first stone

Posted by: Miklos goes full Ernest T. Bass at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (XOG/m)

328
You can vet prospective tenants but you can't control who they bring home.

Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (/QHx4)

329 @SenatorDurbin
Dr. Fauci is a deeply caring physician


He cares about his bank accounts, not his patients. Of which he has none because he's just a bureaucrat.

a brilliant scientist

His brilliance has nothing to do with science, it has to do with his bureaucrat job.

an extraordinary public servant

Who else tortured and killed that many Americans? Totally extraordinary work, there!

a humanitarian

.....I actually didn't know he ate people, but I'm not surprised.

& a patriot

.....for China.

whose work has helped save tens of millions of lives.
Posted by: r hennigantx


.....the lives of virii, sand flies, and several other plagues upon humanity.

Posted by: fisked for accuracy by mikeski at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (VHUov)

330 284 >> Cueta, Spain being in North Africa.

I didn't know that either. There's a long history there.

It's an enclave, or better an exclave I think. And Spain isn't going to defend it.
Posted by: publius



So, basically Morocco has invaded a NATO country and NOBODY is going to do a damn thing about it. The Camp of the Saints as a how-too guide.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (BW+Gb)

331 I am going to buy an exercise bike because the free option, walking, is a hassle because of the feral New Mexican dogs running loose (these are also called pets) and the feral shopping cart people that find their way to my area to camp out in the neighborhood park. Having to carry a bear spray and and firearm to take a walk at 6 am before it gets hot sort of ruins everything.



Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (/eAef)

332 How about "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I've Got Love in My Tummy"?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 31, 2026 12:14 AM (w6EFb)
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Libby, Libby, Libby On the label, label, label.
Posted by: scampydog


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-JPCXHQFg

Posted by: Miklos feels guilty of something, somehow at July 31, 2026 12:25 AM (XOG/m)

333 the Fauci

give him to us

Posted by: the beagles at July 31, 2026 12:28 AM (XOG/m)

334 New goal: Find a way to watch full episodes of The Gong Show.

https://youtu.be/xuJHKVQ2kLA

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 31, 2026 12:28 AM (qx7Zg)

335 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-JPCXHQFg
Posted by: Miklos feels guilty of something, somehow

That was awesome. Murica' at its bestest.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:28 AM (/eAef)

336 You can vet prospective tenants but you can't control who they bring home.

Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (/QHx4)

If you rent to hood rats, they will bring hood rats home. The guy's an ex-con. Do you think he's going to rent to Mormons and seminary students?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:29 AM (1z8ji)

337 RFK Jr has launched a cooking show on Youtube.

He says the government has lied to us about
protein causing heart attacks and there is no science that supports that.

Interesting article at Daily Mail about it.

Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:16 AM (/QHx4)

When I had bypass surgery the hospital was bringing me steak dinners. Really good ones too. I asked them, is this normal? I thought red meat was a nooo nooo. They said no you need protein, beef is good. The surgeon said I don't care how much red meat you have, but you can't smoke anymore. I figured ok. on the way home from the hospital I stopped an Mcdonalds and had a 1/4 pounder. The cardiologist freaked when I told him. See that shit? Mixed signals, nobody can get their shit straight. Now they can kiss my ass, because I went carnivore and the sugar they all bitched at dropped like a lead balloon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2026 12:31 AM (S41Gd)

338 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-JPCXHQFg
Posted by: Miklos feels guilty of something, somehow

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Lol. Perfect.
Here is the Libby commercial. https://tinyurl.com/5cth78ye

Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 12:32 AM (41CYW)

339 Last I heard he was in a card game with Amelia Earhart, Elvis, and DB Cooper. Haven't seen any of them this week however.
Posted by: scampydog

Hoffa disappeared, had a bit of cosmetic surgery, and came back as DB Cooper to throw everybody off the trail.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 12:33 AM (DZ9Lv)

340 Gramma Wiberg and Grandpa Wiberg.

Gramma Corthell and Grandpa Corthell.

Not sure what the other names even mean.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2026 12:36 AM (l2EPa)

341 Happy Thursday Horde!

I think that the dead body was a warning to Mr. Harris/Pressley about the two million dollar state contract he and a buddy secured. This story is a liability for Maura Healey's re-election campaign.

Posted by: Lou Reed at July 31, 2026 12:37 AM (ibDUx)

342 I've got a 1980s "walk" song that also has really annoying lyrics! Look on my commenting efficiency, ye mighty, and despair!

Saga - Cat Walk (1983)
https://youtu.be/En8MvOrSKX4

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2026 12:38 AM (VHUov)

343 “I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates, you’ve got a roller skate key.…”

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 12:39 AM (GjvxI)

344
you’ve got a roller skate key.…”

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

===============

you've got a brand new key...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:40 AM (mmrXZ)

345 16hr shifts since the storms monday...
i'm hittin' it...

Posted by: cmeat at July 31, 2026 12:41 AM (Bep7s)

346 >>If you rent to hood rats, they will bring hood rats home. The guy's an ex-con. Do you think he's going to rent to Mormons and seminary students?

Before I moved to PR I needed to make as much money as I could so I took a 2nd job doing an overnight shift doing the real cleaning at a McDonald's. This is back when they had no shit guys from the company who would come do white glove inspections.

My cleaning partner was an ex-con drug addict with a high twitch factor. He didn't do much work but he scared me enough at first I did enough for both of us just so I didn't have to interact with him.

For some reason he decided not to kill me after a week and we had an ok working relationship after that. I wouldn't rent him a paper cup much less a property. I met some of his friends. There are some seriously messed up people here already, we don't need to import more.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 12:45 AM (viF8m)

347 I should never use socks, it seldom works out well for me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2026 12:46 AM (ibDUx)

348 you've got a brand new key...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:40 AM (mmrXZ)

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For Melanie that was a lot less macabre than bleeding inside each other's wounds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2026 12:47 AM (u/oMr)

349 You can vet prospective tenants but you can't control who they bring home.

Posted by: four seasons at July 31, 2026 12:23 AM (/QHx4)

If you rent to hood rats, they will bring hood rats home. The guy's an ex-con. Do you think he's going to rent to Mormons and seminary students?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Once upon a time I managed 200 Section 8/Low Income/Ghetto Rat/Illegal Aliens apartments as a bridge gig for a couple years until I could retire. I had to carry bear spray and a firearm which sort of ruined everything. One of my "tenets" managed to get out of prison after spending decades there. Surprise ending: He ended back in prison for murdering a drug dealer by shooting him in the face while robbing him. Then there were the endless rent collection issues, evictions, bedbugs, people flooding their apartments, failed plumbing, rats, the mental illnesses, the random gun fights, people overdosing on the properties, and random sex acts in the laundry rooms. This list is not exhaustive. Everybody should have this experience as it makes you appreciate normal things.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 31, 2026 12:49 AM (/eAef)

350 New goal: Find a way to watch full episodes of The Gong Show.


Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

I learned to dance from Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Same way Fred Sanford learned how to threaten a punch

Posted by: Miklos cannot be the only one to have noticed this at July 31, 2026 12:49 AM (XOG/m)

351 So, basically Morocco has invaded a NATO country and NOBODY is going to do a damn thing about it. The Camp of the Saints as a how-too guide.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 31, 2026 12:24 AM (BW+Gb

**********
I got caught up in a video of an American interviewing Spanish people in Barcelona. In part of the city feral black barbarians were peeing in the street and heard he was American and chased him off.

He went to a more refined area and of all the people he spoke to one man was normal thinking of what was coming. The rest were kumbaya.

It is definately a political ploy by Sanchez for election. They admit it. There was a man from Morocco (I think) who spoke English well. Of the 40 people in line only 4 were not islamic. He said free healthcare, free everything (have we heard this before with illegals here, especially in blue states?). One old dame with a Keffiyeh scarf said the last stabbing was isolated due to mental illness.

Well, lady, seeing as they seem mental with low IQ's, good luck.

It was depressing to me. 500k were already given immunity, so what's 10k more?

Spain will not fight this til, maybe, like where they are now, they invade homes and rape/kill.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:50 AM (hzuYO)

352
Exactly what is Spain's military doing now that they're deployed?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (mmrXZ)

353 (cont)
It was mentioned by this American's translator that there is a plan for an islamic political party. There is already one in Belgium.

Without a shot fired in a war these two countries are gone.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (hzuYO)

354 I should never use socks, it seldom works out well for me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I got plenty, if you ever need

Posted by: Not in any way, shape, or form Miklos at July 31, 2026 12:52 AM (XOG/m)

355 352
Exactly what is Spain's military doing now that they're deployed?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (mmrXZ)

Last I heard: watching the invaders arrive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 12:52 AM (hzuYO)

356 ... if you make a Spaghetti-O’s gelatin dish you go straight to ...

Jail. Straight to jail.

https://youtu.be/eiyfwZVAzGw

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 31, 2026 12:53 AM (O7YUW)

357 256 Walking in L A?

Try walking on the moon!
Posted by: The Police at July 30, 2026 11:36 PM (R0XxO)


Pfft! Easy peasy, next to walkin' on the sun.

Posted by: Smash Mouth at July 31, 2026 12:54 AM (Sy6m/)

358 Exactly what is Spain's military doing now that they're deployed?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:51 AM (mmrXZ)

What they need to do is stage a coup. Hang the PM, and his cabinet, then start killing migrants. The ones not killed will leave, pronto.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 12:55 AM (1z8ji)

359 I liked Barcelona a lot when I worked and traveled there.

Always the Capital City of petty crime-snatch and grab, but no violence

Was almost impossible for an American to get a work/residence visa

Now millions are encouraged to come, but none Americans or Europeans

Unsafe

Odd how my former client company there has left BCN

Posted by: Miklos does regret what others have done at July 31, 2026 12:58 AM (XOG/m)

360 >>It was depressing to me. 500k were already given immunity, so what's 10k more?

I think your number are low. Sanchez gave amnesty to over 1 million. And just today the number of illegals entering Spain are reported to be closer to 100k.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 12:59 AM (viF8m)

361 you've got a brand new key...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 12:40 AM (mmrXZ)


You remember it better than me…is that good?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:00 AM (GjvxI)

362
You remember it better than me…is that good?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

================

The tune helps it along for me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:02 AM (mmrXZ)

363 What they need to do is stage a coup. Hang the PM, and his cabinet, then start killing migrants. The ones not killed will leave, pronto.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The PM's wife is under criminal charges

Posted by: Miklos appends at July 31, 2026 01:02 AM (XOG/m)

364
watching the invaders arrive.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

===============

That's what I figured. I think the next step is, they clean their latrines.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:03 AM (mmrXZ)

365 “Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door...”

― Jean Raspail, The Camp of the Saints

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:03 AM (GjvxI)

366 Do I understand correctly that some firearms are permissible for the citizenry of Spain?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2026 01:04 AM (ibDUx)

367 Alberta Oil Peon is hereby nominated to be Generalissimo.

Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2026 01:04 AM (OygQN)

368 Alberta Oil Peon is hereby nominated to be Generalissimo.
Posted by: PabloD

*weeps*

Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at July 31, 2026 01:05 AM (XOG/m)

369
just today the number of illegals entering Spain are reported to be closer to 100k.

Posted by: JackStraw

==================

I keep seeing 5,000. Where'd you get the 100k? That's a hellacious number for one day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:06 AM (mmrXZ)

370 I think a Franco is more possible than an el Cid. Is the army up to it or is it woke, too?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:06 AM (GjvxI)

371 367 Alberta Oil Peon is hereby nominated to be Generalissimo.
Posted by: PabloD
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To hell with Roberts and his rules. AOP for ruling Canada.

Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2026 01:06 AM (41CYW)

372 Belgium was never a real country.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:08 AM (DZ9Lv)

373 A lot of people are turned off by gelatinous anything. I'm kind of partial to it. Oysters. Good pate. Gefilte fish. Jello.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Oysters taste like the mud they grew in and have the consistency of late stage cold lougie.
I like liverwurst and braunschweiger, which is almost a pate.
Everybody likes jello, in one flavor or another.
But gefilte fish is an acquired taste.
Which leads me to a story:
A lunch out with cow-orkers in the Bay Area - damn! nearly 50 years ago - at a good Chinese restaurant. One is first-gen Chinese, and he's sitting next to me. The waiter is taking orders, and he orders something called Beef with Bitter Melon. I say, "I've never had that, I'll try it." He stops the waiter, assures me I won't like it, and tells me to order something else - he'll give me a taste so I can try it.
The food arrives and the vegetable on his plate is trefoil-shaped, half dollar size with seeds visible. I pick up.one and stick it in my mouth.
"Gaaahhh!" I spit it out and say, "How can you eat this?"
His reply, "It's an acquired taste."
"How in hell do you acquire a taste for this?"
"Simple. Your parents beat you for not eating."

Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 01:11 AM (RIlaO)

374 >>I keep seeing 5,000. Where'd you get the 100k? That's a hellacious number for one day.

Been watching various reports on X all day. They aren't just coming from the sea.

It really doesn't matter the exact number. If you watch the videos being posted the cops not only aren't trying to stop them, they are opening gates when they aren't standing back and watching.

Kind of like the southwest border under Biden and how many millions poured in then?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2026 01:12 AM (viF8m)

375 I notice AOP is not clamoring to go along with this, but should he do so, who will be his Sancho Panza?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:12 AM (GjvxI)

376 372 Belgium was never a real country.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:08 AM (DZ9Lv)

Of course it was. They had waffles.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2026 01:12 AM (wCQ1m)

377 Now we know who runs Spain


It is not Don Quixote

It it is not Pancho

It is the donkey

Posted by: El Mikosero at July 31, 2026 01:14 AM (XOG/m)

378 Well, it's getting late here, and I am sleepy. Off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2026 01:17 AM (1z8ji)

379 /sock off

or I will forget again

Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 01:17 AM (Sy6m/)

380 Good night, AOP!

Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 01:17 AM (Sy6m/)

381 The Belgians make very good chocolate. And who can forget Belgian fries (pommes Pont-Neuf)?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:19 AM (GjvxI)

382
I think a Franco is more possible than an el Cid. Is the army up to it or is it woke, too?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

==============

A disgusted general overthrows a European government. Now I'm getting excited.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2026 01:21 AM (mmrXZ)

383 Good night AOP.

Sweet dreams Horde, I need to stretch out.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2026 01:24 AM (ibDUx)

384 A disgusted general overthrows a European government. Now I'm getting excited.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

This assumes the Europe has armies.

Other than Poland, they don't.

Posted by: Mikloszczewszczski at July 31, 2026 01:25 AM (XOG/m)

385 All this chatter about canned spaghetti and ravioli brings fond memories of gluttony with Broadcast corned beef hash!

Posted by: Insensitive Clod at July 31, 2026 01:27 AM (oenuC)

386 The Belgians make very good chocolate. And who can forget Belgian fries (pommes Pont-Neuf)?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2026 01:19 AM (GjvxI)
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Miserable, fat Belgian bastards

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:29 AM (Fi81e)

387 Miserable, fat Belgian bastards
Posted by: Axeman

I read that with a British accent

Posted by: Miklos hasn'r the faintest clue why at July 31, 2026 01:31 AM (XOG/m)

388 Miserable, fat Belgian bastards
Posted by: Axeman

I read that with a British accent

Posted by: Miklos hasn'r the faintest clue why at July 31, 2026 01:31 AM (XOG/m)
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Did it sound like Michael Palin?

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:32 AM (Fi81e)

389 Jack Straw:

This is a news agency from Hungary. There is NOTHING to be found in the UK DM nor NY Post tonight. That's where I got the numbers. I have no idea, and maybe no one does. They could be continuing to come in waves. Spain does not care based on the sample of people in Barcelona.

The fact that two EU countries are having Islamic politicial parties is a knife to their culture, religion and freedom. Belgium and Spain are gone.

Italy seems riled up today and good for them. They should be before the Vatican is a mosque.

I only care because someday my grandchildren may have to deal with this. I pray they never have to practice their faith in hiding as those in Iran.

Me? If they tell me to convert or die I think you know which I will choose as I am unafraid of dying and I will never deny Christ.

I am more afraid of what is to come for my beloved grands if this ever happens here.

The rational side of my brain tells me it won't due to guns and or military. And, please, God, let the GOP win in November and in 2028.

https://tinyurl.com/y367nam8

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (hzuYO)

390 Re Cueta: “Mister, we could use a man like Belisario again!”

Posted by: Insensitive Clod at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (oenuC)

391 Piper, on the off chance that my kid has kids (defying Fauci’s f*••ing jab), I’m gonna spoil the hell outta them.
Posted by: Bulg
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Then you feed 'em lots of sugar and send them home.

It's called "revenge". 😁

Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (RIlaO)

392 Then you feed 'em lots of sugar and send them home.

It's called "revenge". 😁
Posted by: buddhaha at July 31, 2026 01:33 AM (RIlaO)
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Most desserts are served cold.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:36 AM (Fi81e)

393 Belgium was never a real country.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:08 AM (DZ9Lv)
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Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:39 AM (Fi81e)

394 The second month of Pride will be dead and buried by tonight.

On to the third month of Pride.

Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:41 AM (Fi81e)

395
https://tinyurl.com/y367nam8
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Dear Lady-

These people are propaganda bots

I set up and ran the first international news service in English in Hungary in 1991.

Do not trust all content, even if if sounds half-right.

Posted by: Miklos merely states facts and encourages skepticism at July 31, 2026 01:43 AM (XOG/m)

396 Lichtenstein has entered the chat --
Posted by: Axeman

Hey-

We bought/stole Monaco fair and square

Posted by: the Grimaldis at July 31, 2026 01:44 AM (XOG/m)

397 393 Belgium was never a real country.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 31, 2026 01:08 AM (DZ9Lv)
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Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2026 01:39 AM (Fi81e)

Freedonia!!! land of the FREEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 31, 2026 01:48 AM (mP0Kj)

398 Freedonia!!! land of the FREEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly

Why I oughtta....

Posted by: Moe at July 31, 2026 01:57 AM (XOG/m)

399 I set up and ran the first international news service in English in Hungary in 1991.

Do not trust all content, even if if sounds half-right.
Posted by: Miklos merely states facts and encourages skepticism at July 31, 2026 01:43 AM (XOG/m)

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I'm ready for bed but found this depressing. Especially the interview with an American guy in Barcelona. I think Elon linked it and I read it altho I don't have X. They are clueless as to what is happening.

ONE man knows what's happening. I was shocked. Have never wanted to go to Spain and that's fine, as I've seen all I want of Europe with the exception of Poland and Croatia.

They are all brainwashed libtards in the affluent areas. I don't know how far away are the blacks without shirts chasing off white people and peeing on walls.

They are actively seeking their own Islamic political party. I learned tonight that Belgium already has one.

I am a very optimistic person so I am possibly simply tired. The sheep do not know what is coming, and by the time they know it will be too late.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 31, 2026 02:09 AM (hzuYO)

400 I used to love Chef Boyardee ravioli as a kid.

Tried them a few years back.
They taste similar to how they did back in the day but not quite the same, more of a processed flavor like just about everything these days.

They are also smaller than they used to be, with much, much, less of whatever passes for “meat” inside them. The raviolis in the 80s were thicker and filled with ground beef.

They also make a “Cheese” stuffed ravioli now which I found to be revolting.

Spaghetti-Os were never my fav so I won’t even bother trying them now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 31, 2026 02:15 AM (6ydKt)

401 Ceuta/Spain today:

Th. morning:

The govt first announced that the constitution and laws of Spain forbid the govt from declaring an emergency and sending in troops.

Th. afternoon:

Spain declared an emergency and sent in troops.



Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2026 02:22 AM (RCjYY)

402 They’re European socialists so I’m not surprised they didn’t consider an invasion by tens of thousands of North Africans to be an emergency.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 31, 2026 02:29 AM (6ydKt)

403 Spanish President Sanchez on Th. morning explained that Spain actually NEEDS more immigrants, because of its declining birthrate.

As Victor Davis Hanson noted in an article today (Th.), the Ceuta immigrants are overwhelmingly young men of military age.

Italian PM Georgia Meloni has broached the idea of kicking Spain out of the Schengen Agreement, which allows for unfettered travel among EU nations.

Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2026 02:51 AM (RCjYY)

404 Spaghetti-Oh noes.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 31, 2026 02:59 AM (YSQQv)

405 403 Spanish President Sanchez on Th. morning explained that Spain actually NEEDS more immigrants, because of its declining birthrate.

As Victor Davis Hanson noted in an article today (Th.), the Ceuta immigrants are overwhelmingly young men of military age.
Posted by: mnw at July 31, 2026 02:51 AM (RCjYY)


Logically, the next step is for Pres. Sanchez to issue each invader a Birthrate Booster Kit of handcuffs and lube. (That's not entirely a joke, given how demonic Europe's Ruling Class and Clerisy are.)

Posted by: SciVo at July 31, 2026 03:08 AM (Sy6m/)

406 45 minutes to go until alarm

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 03:10 AM (Ia/+0)

407 Trump upset China arming Iran with military weapons. BTW those upset with my handle take it up with the bible.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 31, 2026 03:11 AM (cMZxz)

408 if it is ok to hate Spago's then it's ok to hate flop gun, days of blunder or any of the other substandard tom crude bullshit

Posted by: what the cat drug in at July 31, 2026 03:12 AM (jrgJz)

409 406 45 minutes to go until alarm
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 03:10 AM (Ia/+0)

Skip, I'm not sure you understand how this is supposed to work.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2026 03:27 AM (l2EPa)

410 Robotaxis are a controversial idea. I hate it. Do they come with a break glass device, like a tire iron?

My OS and browser want to reboot every two days to update and it pisses me off because I have log on again on multiple applications.

These contraptions are taking over and ruling our lives.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 31, 2026 03:28 AM (8E0Ba)

411 Now its 15 minutes

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 03:32 AM (Ia/+0)

412 I'm not upset with your nic stupid. It's the retarded drivel that comes out of you thumbs.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2026 03:47 AM (K7ArB)

413 Waiting on coffee

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 03:57 AM (Ia/+0)

414 In my broke years my goto food was chef boyardee spaghetti in the big can. Like 52 ounce sized. I think they were $.99. I would mix in a pound of browned ground beef. Heat it all up. Eat my fill. Refrigerate the rest and scoop it out of an old tuperware plastic thing for days later. It grossed all my roomates out so my food got left alone.
Years later I offerd to make spaghetti for the then girlfiend and have not been asked to make anything since.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2026 03:57 AM (K7ArB)

415 Most invasions are from.young men of military age

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 03:59 AM (Ia/+0)

416 Skip, I'm not sure you understand how this is supposed to work.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2026 03:27 AM (l2EPa)

I don't really sleep either.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2026 04:01 AM (K7ArB)

417 At least its Friday

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:08 AM (Ia/+0)

418 It’s a good thing that we have the Federal Records Act that no government officials and employees bother to follow with regard to preserving records. Can a presidential pardon excuse someone from being prosecuted for violating the law?

Posted by: Unkaren at July 31, 2026 04:09 AM (p7UGH)

419 >>>Mixed bag of content for those who care.

Sad!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:12 AM (odBC9)

420 Seems to be the case, its a Get out of or Never go to prison

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2026 04:22 AM (Ia/+0)

421 Not a lot of perkiness in these ONT comments!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:28 AM (odBC9)

422 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at July 31, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

Robotic Centaur Cafe

northumberlandriverjimscott.jpg
Northumberland
@JimScottPhoto

I can smell your filthy cowardice.

Poor dog doesn't know what to make of this cat.

Dog and stray cat have street beef but it's all cool.

Excavator rescue.

Cat plays with window washer.

Mama goat kisses her baby.

It's true -- Penguins are evil, especially the babies.

I didn't come here for an argument... let's go over there and have an argument.

Is this a joke? It's possible it's a joke.


I think this next one's a joke.

I hope it is, anyway.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Thanks ace and Happy Birthday, it's me donna

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 07:16 PM (vE0+H)

2 It's true -- Penguins are evil, especially the babies.

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NO! they are just looking for food!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 07:16 PM (g47mK)

3 1st!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 30, 2026 07:16 PM (GMWTj)

4 I don't like cheetahs.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 07:17 PM (g47mK)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

6 That last pic is PURE NIGHTMARE FUEL!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)

7 I didn't come here for an argument... let's go over there and have an argument.
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Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) and Chloe the Bengal Kitty had a knock-down drag-out fight in my hallway this afternoon.

Fur was flying everywhere.

Everyone seems OK, though, and I didn't detect any injuries.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D)

8 >>🚨 California startup Satyress unveils a 2 meter-tall arachnid robot designed to care for young children and the elderly.

What a great idea. Where can invest in this can't miss product?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

9 Satyress sounds like they started with a design they wanted to do and then figured out justifications later. Someone at the top probably has a fetish for goats and centaurs.

I hope the drider is AI. But...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:24 PM (aJQbY)

10 I am surprised they did not give the centaur a giant schlong. (For certain customers.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

11 I got willowed.

"Don't forget, there are people that got a Fauci tattoo
Posted by: Notsothoreau"

It's pretty easy to convert it to a Jimothy one.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

12 California startup Satyress unveils a 2 meter-tall arachnid robot designed to care for young children and the elderly.

What a great idea. Where can invest in this can't miss product?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

Her name: Ungoliant.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)

13
That company is real. The name Saytress = Female saytr?

This I think is a classic publicity stunt to get attention and investment most likely. This frightening visage is the way to really get attention.

But still, it's got to be some sick fucks there that think this stuff up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 07:25 PM (w6EFb)

14 What a great idea. Where can invest in this can't miss product?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)


The AoS sales contact would be AlexTheChick.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 07:25 PM (brIJB)

15 Pug -

Or perhaps, Lloth

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:25 PM (aJQbY)

16 Hamas is done. Thank you, PDT for stepping up and taking out the IRGC.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:26 PM (abScH)

17 I need that excavator to scoop me out of my bed each morning instead of an alarm clock.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 07:26 PM (r+DqQ)

18 Ben Had - ??? news?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:26 PM (aJQbY)

19 I hope those things aint bulletproof.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

20 My 17 year old cat, Chloe, is a little deaf and she tends to start yowling that she is to be fed at 6pm about two hours early.
She is now telling me that it merely one and a half hours to six and is being quite insistent about it.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

21
It's pretty easy to convert it to a Jimothy one.
Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)
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Laughs.

I am currently debating which I'd freak out for the most: barbarians or robots invading. It's a toss up after I saw the spider one.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 07:28 PM (hzuYO)

22 I am surprised they did not give the centaur a giant schlong. (For certain customers.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

It'd be extendable, retractable, detachable!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles, Esq. at July 30, 2026 07:28 PM (wVcYX)

23 Me: Hey Grandma. We found a new rest home for you. Saytress Acres.

Grandma: WTF!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 07:28 PM (2WIwB)

24 Rosie the Riveter died today. 100. RIP.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 07:29 PM (oHCVF)

25 He did so because he was planning to write a book and collect even more
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 07:23 PM (Vq0ul)

Damn

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 07:29 PM (vE0+H)

26
Just tell your elderly parents that if they fail to stay healthy and independent, you will summon the Spider of Assistance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 07:29 PM (mmrXZ)

27 RandomDave, hamas is agreeing to be disarmed of both light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnel and weapons production sites and no governing role in gaza.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (abScH)

28 RandomDave

Board of Peace has reached agreement on ‘complete disarmament’ of Hamas

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

29 Her name: Ungoliant.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 07:25 PM (0aYVJ)

Designed by Anduril or Palantir?

Posted by: the Torment Nexus at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (gKWVE)

30 I am currently debating which I'd freak out for the most: barbarians or robots invading. It's a toss up after I saw the spider one.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 07:28 PM (hzuYO)
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I find inhuman spider-bots infinitely more terrifying than human barbarians.

They remind me of the "replicators" from Stargate SG-1, which disassembled all matter they came across to create new forms of themselves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (FZ29D)

31 hamas is agreeing to be disarmed of both light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnel and weapons production sites and no governing role in gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (abScH)


Are we... are we winning?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

32 RandomDave, hamas is agreeing to be disarmed of both light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnel and weapons production sites and no governing role in gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had

And when Israelis get attacked, it'll be the NotHamas that did it, not us! Swearsies!

Posted by: MyK at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (q6tQZ)

33
New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (O0L8i)

34 gKWVE

Not yet, But maybe soon. Nothing like living in a pile of rubble to make you want to change.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

35 Olay olay cafay

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 07:33 PM (eZ5tL)

36 33
New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (O0L8i)

Collusion!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 30, 2026 07:33 PM (VyBeY)

37 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I'm a myth

Posted by: Well planned obsolescence at July 30, 2026 07:33 PM (q6tQZ)

38 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (O0L8i)

he dryer got jealous of all the attention the washer was getting. Jealousy runs rampant among household appliances.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 07:33 PM (wVcYX)

39 >>Her name: Ungoliant.

I would've gone with Shelob.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:33 PM (viF8m)

40 hamas is agreeing to be disarmed of both light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnel and weapons production sites and no governing role in gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (abScH)

Are we... are we winning?
Posted by: gKWVE


Why won't reality listen to me?

Posted by: The guy who swears nothing will happen at July 30, 2026 07:34 PM (aJQbY)

41 NaCly, more like not having any money and weapons support from the IRGC.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:34 PM (abScH)

42 Aww, Ungoliant is a sweetie as long as she's not hungry.
Would I lie?

Posted by: Melkor at July 30, 2026 07:35 PM (gKWVE)

43 {{{Ben Had}}}

That too. But I put my bet on women nagging the Hamas members.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

44 I checked this morning - that Satyress robot compsny us run by dot Indians
Hindus are weird, man

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 07:35 PM (znREB)

45 FWIW: https://www.satyress.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 07:36 PM (XeU6L)

46 Ungoliant is a most unfortunate name.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

47 hamas is agreeing to be disarmed of both light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnel and weapons production sites and no governing role in gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had


While my cynical side says, "ah, so, totally-not-Hamas will take possession of everything and 'destroy' it (but amazingly identical equipment will show up a week later)", hope is a heck of a drug. Please, God, let there be real progress here.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:37 PM (aJQbY)

48
I'm a myth

Posted by: Well planned obsolescence at July 30, 2026 07:33 PM (q6tQZ)

____________

These are the washer and dryer we use for dog laundry (blankets, mats, towels, etc.). They've been worked hard for many, many years, so it's not too much of a surprise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:37 PM (O0L8i)

49 Believe it or not, there are friendly giant spiders in literature. Even heroic ones.

I can think of two off the top of my head.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)

50 Good evening everyone
Was watching Fritz Lang's Der Nibelungen on YouTube
Its a long movie

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

51 This is not the most comforting and relaxing of Cafes, ace.

Nightmare fuel generally isn't.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 07:39 PM (paeOl)

52 27 RandomDave, hamas is agreeing to be disarmed of both light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnel and weapons production sites and no governing role in gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (abScH)


Wow! Thanks for keeping your ear to the ground, Ben Had!

That's great news, but I'm not breaking out the champagne just yet. Gotta see more than talk. But talk is a good start!

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2026 07:39 PM (OlzlW)

53
RandomDave, how goes it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 07:39 PM (mmrXZ)

54 I just realized I did not know what happened to Ungoliant after she and Morgoth killed the Two Trees. So I looked it up. She may have ate herself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

55 Random Dave, the Israelis are taking control of the weapons.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:39 PM (abScH)

56 Her name: Ungoliant.

I would've gone with Shelob.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:33 PM (viF8m)

My first thought, but I wanted to illustrate just how nerdy I am about Tolkien.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 07:40 PM (0aYVJ)

57 Wait I'm wrong
That's a different robotics compsny

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 07:40 PM (znREB)

58
"Don't forget, there are people that got a Fauci tattoo
Posted by: Notsothoreau"


I don't know who that is on the right or the left but the one in the middle is Fauci.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

59 These are the washer and dryer we use for dog laundry (blankets, mats, towels, etc.). They've been worked hard for many, many years, so it's not too much of a surprise.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Should have purchased a marching set.

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 07:41 PM (lJ0H4)

60 Emmie, they have been talking for a good long while and this is the talks coming to fruition. This is sign on the dotted line time.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:41 PM (abScH)

61 I'm just glad Democrats got rid of that Platner freak and got a normal person for a senate candidate in Maine.

Wait..

>>@TheMaineWire

>>RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.

>>They have two children together

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:42 PM (viF8m)

62 Tuna

A marching set. Is that for wives to sit on while it is running?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

63 Hadrian, string a clothesline.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:43 PM (abScH)

64 Marching=matching. Stupid auto cucumber

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 07:43 PM (lJ0H4)

65
Ungoliant is a most unfortunate name.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Isn't that some medicated goo for skin sores?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 07:43 PM (Cqx++)

66 I feel like satyress is likely to be a joke, but some one got the https://www.satyress.com/ domain and made a web site, so a pretty in depth joke.

They 'advertise' it as controlled with a joystick by the logger etc who buys it.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 30, 2026 07:44 PM (PV+Zw)

67 I'm imagining that arachno-bot weaving a baby into swaddling webs, attaching it to a wall, and singing German lullabies to it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

68 I don't know who that is on the right or the left but the one in the middle is Fauci.

That joke sucks !!!

Posted by: Willie Nelson at July 30, 2026 07:44 PM (LTPTz)

69 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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It might be a second washer.

Or - the installers didn't turn on the gas, or flip the breaker back on.

The appliance installer community is not the sharpest community.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 30, 2026 07:46 PM (4HoLg)

70 Happy birthday Donna!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 30, 2026 07:46 PM (B2pWp)

71 Do not take Ungoliant if you are allergic to Ungoliant.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 07:46 PM (brIJB)

72 U.S. company Satyress is developing threehalves, [of a satanic gimmic]
--
We'd like to have a word with you
_Boston Dynamics

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:47 PM (826kS)

73 Not the Bee: Anal Greese betting on her own game.

WNBA posts – then deletes – video of Angel Reese gambling on her own game

Just more proof that the WNBA isn't a real sports league!

It's in direct violation of the WNBA's league rules, and they posted it on the WNBA's social media!
(This explains why Angel's been missing all those buckets, right?)
You see, in real sports leagues like the NBA, NFL, and MLB, gambling on your own game could get you banned from the league, or at the very least suspended. It's the cardinal sin of sports.
Just ask Pete Rose.

If Caitlin Clark were in this video, it would break the internet and lead network news stations. Sophie Cunningham would cause riots.
Angel Reese does it? Paige Bueckers?
It's not even in the WNBA's top headlines on ESPN this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/5xjc5w99

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 07:48 PM (0W2r0)

74 >>RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.
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Democrats REALLY love their family

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 07:48 PM (vE0+H)

75
The (now) monthly issue of Chemical & Engineering News arrived today. The global top 50 chemical producers spend less than 2% of sales on R&D. But hey, the ACS is starting a committee on LGBTQ+ chemists to go with its women's and black ones.

I've been a member for 47 years and stay for the 25 free SciFinder searches.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:48 PM (O0L8i)

76 Perfessor, Jumper the spider comes to mind offhand, who else ya got?

Blonde Morticia - goes well, I think. I got word yesterday that my 2nd interview went as well as I hoped, so the client interview is next... whenever that happens. No word today, so in the morning I'll send an email asking for status and giving my availability, and if I don't hear anything back by mid-afternoon I'll make a phone call.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:49 PM (aJQbY)

77 Have you guys noticed that AI never responds to a question with "I don't know"?

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 07:50 PM (dIske)

78 It's not about food. Remove the humourous music and the Sphenisciform video grimly portrays the ingrained pursuit of polymorphic perversity present even in juvenile penguins.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 30, 2026 07:50 PM (MWfyi)

79 The appliance installer community is not the sharpest community.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 30, 2026 07:46 PM (4HoLg)
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No, no they are not.

I got a new stove at the beginning of the year. When the first crew installed it, they stripped the screws holding the electrical leads in place, so the stove wouldn't work fully.

I had to do it myself after I returned the first stove and got a second replacement stove.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:51 PM (FZ29D)

80 61 I'm just glad Democrats got rid of that Platner freak and got a normal person for a senate candidate in Maine.

Wait..

>>@TheMaineWire

>>RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.

>>They have two children together
Posted by: JackStraw



I'm impressed in the ability of the Democrats to keep finding a new depth of political depravity and then running it for office. (golf clap)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 30, 2026 07:52 PM (BW+Gb)

81 75
The (now) monthly issue of Chemical & Engineering News arrived today. The global top 50 chemical producers spend less than 2% of sales on R&D. But hey, the ACS is starting a committee on LGBTQ+ chemists to go with its women's and black ones.

I've been a member for 47 years and stay for the 25 free SciFinder searches.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:48 PM (O0L8i)

What kind of islamophobic society is that?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 07:52 PM (Sco7b)

82 >>I'm imagining that arachno-bot weaving a baby into swaddling webs, attaching it to a wall, and singing German lullabies to it.

Quit picking on my people.

I remember telling my mom not to read me German folk stories. "I'd like to try and get some sleep tonight mom.".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:52 PM (viF8m)

83 67 I'm imagining that arachno-bot weaving a baby into swaddling webs, attaching it to a wall, and singing German lullabies to it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 07:44 PM (kpS4V)

I'll never sleep again.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 30, 2026 07:53 PM (zYpTz)

84 runner: "I don't like cheetahs."

I love 'em except for that orange powder residue.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2026 07:53 PM (oji8u)

85 These are the washer and dryer we use for dog laundry (blankets, mats, towels, etc.). They've been worked hard for many, many years, so it's not too much of a surprise.
———

We had a snap surprise formation in front of the barracks one day in AIT. Nobody knew what it was for. We stood at parade rest or whatever for quite some time. Occasionally we’d hear shouts and loud metallic bangs from inside the barracks. After some time the 1st sergeant appeared, a short statured individual who was really wound up. He threw one of the laundry room washers at our general direction off the front porch deal. Impressive. Boy he was pissed!

Turns out, army sleeping bags, rucks, boots, and all that shit will ruin a washer or dryer. Who knew, right? Well … everyone did. I thought he was gonna have a stroke

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 07:54 PM (oJxaF)

86 runner: "I don't like cheetahs."

I love 'em except for that orange powder residue.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel



ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 07:54 PM (0W2r0)

87 Satyress; Save your money, they don't have a video of a working model. Musk has been hiring engineers, explicitly, to work on hands for his robots. They are the most complicated things to reproduce.

Every Chinese robot, and they are heavily invested, attacks humans, either its builders or bystanders. There's video of one kicking a kid in the jewelry box.

Yeah, if it's real, it's still got a long, long way to go.




Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:54 PM (826kS)

88 @61 JackStraw, someone said this is how the Dems think they'll take back the South.
Seriously, are there any normal Dems in Maine?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 07:55 PM (BlDDt)

89 Perfessor, Jumper the spider comes to mind offhand, who else ya got?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:49 PM (aJQbY)
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The two friendly giant spiders that immediately came to my mind are:

Shriek -- from Philip Jose Farmer's "The Dungeon" series. She's eight feet tall, covered in poison-tipped hairs, and telepathic. She's also a loyal companion and friend, sacrificing herself at the end so that the main character can continue his journey. Awesome character.

Krek -- from Robert E. Vardeman's "Cenotaph Road." He's a male giant spider who is also quite heroic and friendly towards the main protagonist. Not as cool as Shriek, but still entertaining.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:55 PM (FZ29D)

90 Perfessor, Jumper the spider comes to mind offhand, who else ya got?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:49 PM (aJQbY)
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The two friendly giant spiders that immediately came to my mind are:

Shriek -- from Philip Jose Farmer's "The Dungeon" series. She's eight feet tall, covered in poison-tipped hairs, and telepathic. She's also a loyal companion and friend, sacrificing herself at the end so that the main character can continue his journey. Awesome character.

Krek -- from Robert E. Vardeman's "Cenotaph Road." He's a male giant spider who is also quite heroic and friendly towards the main protagonist. Not as cool as Shriek, but still entertaining.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

What about Charlotte from "Charlotte's Web"?

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)

91
What kind of islamophobic society is that?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 07:52 PM (Sco7b)

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One that charges dues from industrial chemists in order to give academic chemists prizes. One that doesn't care about industrial R&D being eviscerated in this country but blubbers about how tough women chemists have it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)

92 TheMaineWire

>>RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.

Come on . Who here has never hooked up at a family reunion?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 07:58 PM (KC5Lt)

93 Evening, Ace, and Cafe Horde. That robot cow needs an udder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 07:58 PM (1z8ji)

94 robinsonreport.substack.com

...Graham Platner's Replacement Troy Jackson Has ...
..., Democratic Senate candidate Troy Jackson has two children with his second cousin, Lana Pelletier, whose father is cousin to Jackson's mom.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:59 PM (826kS)

95 And they want to talk about Mississippi.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:59 PM (826kS)

96 Have you guys noticed that AI never responds to a question with "I don't know"?

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 07:50 PM (dIske)

A lot of AI is trained on people's preferences.

And people mainly would rather be wrong than uncertain.

Hence the popularity of "polling".

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (vE0+H)

97 I posted on an earlier thread wondering why Russia or Ukraine hadn't put together a robot land army. Now I see they could use giant robot spiders.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (KC5Lt)

98 Cheetah cubs are cute

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

99 The super-intelligent Portia spiders from Adrian Tchaikovsky's Children of Time series seem pretty cool ( if you like giant super-intelligent spiders ) ...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (brIJB)

100 >>@61 JackStraw, someone said this is how the Dems think they'll take back the South.
Seriously, are there any normal Dems in Maine?

Stephen King is pretty much their north star.

I actually liked living in Maine. It was a pretty high bar to reach weird behavior in Maine.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)

101 80 61 I'm just glad Democrats got rid of that Platner freak and got a normal person for a senate candidate in Maine.

Wait..

>>@TheMaineWire

>>RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.

>>They have two children together
Posted by: JackStraw


I'm impressed in the ability of the Democrats to keep finding a new depth of political depravity and then running it for office. (golf clap)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 30, 2026 07:52 PM (BW+Gb)

https://youtu.be/5y4qmWF9TIM

Must have been written for these degenerates.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (1Ydxw)

102 Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)

Maine is beautiful.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)

103 I actually liked living in Maine. It was a pretty high bar to reach weird behavior in Maine.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)

Folks didn't move to Maine because they wanted to behave.

We have a fair number of folks like that up here, but they aren't humping their cousins, so far as I know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2026 08:01 PM (1Ydxw)

104 I don't know about trusting a spider. They just might be true to their nature, like scorpions and politicians.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 08:02 PM (MWfyi)

105 RandomDave, hamas is agreeing to be disarmed of both light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnel and weapons production sites and no governing role in gaza.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (abScH)

Aha! A hudna, so they can rearm in secret with new modern stuff, and dig deeper, undetectable tunnels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:02 PM (1z8ji)

106 Rex, the “Runaway Robot” was friendly, by Lester Del Ray. Robots could get their circuitry scrambled now and then though, and would have to be put down.

Rex got sold, when his human family was being transferred from Mars back to Earth. Too expensive for a ticket. But his best friend wasn’t having any of it, and hopped ship. Much adventure follows

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (oJxaF)

107 I think I've just been retired against my will.
I currently drive 486 miles a week. (3 days)
Work is having us go into the office five days a week. That's an extra 324 miles for a total of 810 miles a week.
$60 a fill up 3x a week = $180 or $360 every two weeks. I don't make enough to cover almost $800 a month for gas. Not counting wear & tear on my truck. And there's no real work in this podunk town.
And I'm three years from 67. Full retirement age.

F. M. L.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (0W2r0)

108 92 TheMaineWire

>>RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.

Come on . Who here has never hooked up at a family reunion?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 07:58 PM (KC5Lt)

And how is this any different from the inbred idiots of Islam?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (1Ydxw)

109 What about Charlotte from "Charlotte's Web"?
Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)
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She's a great character, but she's not a giant spider.

I'm talking human-sized or larger.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (FZ29D)

110 One that charges dues from industrial chemists in order to give academic chemists prizes. One that doesn't care about industrial R&D being eviscerated in this country but blubbers about how tough women chemists have it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:57 PM (O0L8i)

Maybe we're near reaching peak whining soon. I think they have in Spain.

Okay, my friends cat Snowflake came in early again today. And Ralphy (middle name - Lazarus) has almost made it through another week. I think we're all going to catch a movie which we haven't done for a bit.

They're adorable on the bed together....

Everyone have a happy night.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 08:04 PM (Sco7b)

111 Speaking of Stephen Ming and spiders, stupidest ending ever of an otherwise good creepy story.

It

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 08:04 PM (KC5Lt)

112 Rex, the “Runaway Robot” was friendly, by Lester Del Ray. Robots could get their circuitry scrambled now and then though, and would have to be put down.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (oJxaF)
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Johnny Five is alive!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 08:04 PM (FZ29D)

113 I've got a picture of a giant spider I need to send to KT.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

114 Starts with fighting wild fires but eventually will work on eradicating humans
I seen that movie before

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

115 Stalin & Lysenko or someone like that envisioned some sort of an Ape/Human hybrid soldier, though I’m not sure how far along they got with breeding anything.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 08:05 PM (oJxaF)

116 I can think of two off the top of my head.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:38 PM (FZ29D)

They were after me curds and whey!

Posted by: Little Miss Muffet at July 30, 2026 08:06 PM (1z8ji)

117 Rex, the “Runaway Robot” was friendly, by Lester Del Ray.
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Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?

Posted by: Giant Robot Helping Spider at July 30, 2026 08:06 PM (vE0+H)

118 I can think of two off the top of my head.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

They were after me curds and whey!
Posted by: Little Miss Muffet


Never pictured LMM as Irish.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:07 PM (0W2r0)

119 What about Charlotte from "Charlotte's Web"?
Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)
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She's a great character, but she's not a giant spider.

I'm talking human-sized or larger.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

She had human-sized personality.

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 08:07 PM (lJ0H4)

120 My giant robot rhino will stomp all over your giant spider robot.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 08:07 PM (MWfyi)

121 Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (0W2r0)

If it makes you feel better it will take you about 14 years to start losing money based on the money you get at 64 and the difference at 67.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt)

122 96 Have you guys noticed that AI never responds to a question with "I don't know"?
_-_
I insist on it doing that when I can tell it really doesn't know. The revenge of the machines will take me out early.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 30, 2026 08:08 PM (2qz6W)

123 Shriek -- from Philip Jose Farmer's "The Dungeon" series. She's eight feet tall, covered in poison-tipped hairs, and telepathic. She's also a loyal companion and friend, sacrificing herself at the end so that the main character can continue his journey.

In this book: the author's thinly disguised fetish

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE)

124
Stalin & Lysenko or someone like that envisioned some sort of an Ape/Human hybrid soldier, though I’m not sure how far along they got with breeding anything.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 08:05 PM (oJxaF)

____________

The Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 08:09 PM (O0L8i)

125 My giant robot rhino will stomp all over your giant spider robot.
Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 08:07 PM (MWfyi)
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MECHA FIGHT!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 08:09 PM (FZ29D)

126 They are streaming ex machina for free on I think Fawesome.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 08:10 PM (KC5Lt)

127 Johnny Five is alive!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 08:04 PM (FZ29D)
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Brillian performance by Fisher Stevens.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 08:11 PM (brIJB)

128
I thought Republicans were the only cousin humpers. The things you learn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 08:11 PM (O0L8i)

129 Rex, the “Runaway Robot” was friendly, by Lester Del Ray. Robots could get their circuitry scrambled now and then though, and would have to be put down.

Rex got sold, when his human family was being transferred from Mars back to Earth. Too expensive for a ticket. But his best friend wasn’t having any of it, and hopped ship. Much adventure follows
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (oJxaF)
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That was a good book. Read it many times when I was a kid.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 08:11 PM (amcLV)

130 And I'm three years from 67. Full retirement age.

F. M. L.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (0W2r0)

Yeah, when Trump declared that all fed employees had to be in the office all week, I took Elon's buyout. I moved out here because I could work from home three days a week. Then they said tough titties. Would have taken 8 hours drive time out of my week, and not accomplished a damned thing, since I always got more done at home than at the office.

The buyout paid for 9 months full salary while I didn't work, and now I'm retired. Pretty good deal for me, but sucks if you can't find a workaround.

Blanket office policies are great if they are there when you make your life decisions, but not so great when they spring them on you after you paid your mortgage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2026 08:12 PM (1Ydxw)

131 Ex Machina on Tubi

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 08:12 PM (KC5Lt)

132 Brillian performance by Fisher Stevens.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 08:11 PM (brIJB)
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Oh, her pants are blazing for you!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 08:12 PM (amcLV)

133 Never pictured LMM as Irish.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:07 PM (0W2r0)
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You should see her after she's had a few Guinnesses.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 08:12 PM (brIJB)

134 In this book: the author's thinly disguised fetish
Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 08:09 PM (gKWVE)
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Although Farmer's name is on the series, he didn't write any of the books. He served more in the "creative consultant" role.

Shriek--a giant spider--does end up falling in love with Clive Folliot--the human protagonist--and sees him as her mate by the end of the series though. It gets a little weird at that point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 08:12 PM (FZ29D)

135 Its bed time
Far away job again for a day
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 08:13 PM (Ia/+0)

136 Hamas is broke and has no way to re arm. The IRGC can't fund them anymore and hezbollah can't do shit.

This is surrender not a hudna.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:13 PM (abScH)

137 "It gets a little weird at that point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel&

Go on!

Posted by: A penguin at July 30, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

138 I thought Republicans were the only cousin humpers. The things you learn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 08:11 PM (O0L8i)

It can only be a matter of time before Democrats are lecturing everyone that Adam and Eve were related so incest is fine according to Christianity. Baalarico, you're up....

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:15 PM (vE0+H)

139 >>Maine is beautiful.

One fall weekend in my freshman year a group of us were trying to figure out what to do. I didn't know everyone in the group and one of the guys I just met said we could take a drive to his mom's camp down on the coast. Beautiful Saturday, let's go.

Long story short his mom's "camp" turned out to be a waterfront mansion near the harbor. It was being painted so he suggested we go to his island instead. Uh, wut?

Turned out he was a grandson of the founder of IBM and the island was left to him by his dad who passed away a couple years prior. He really did own his own island off the Maine coast.

He lasted one whole year before flunking out.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:15 PM (viF8m)

140 Shelob qualifies as a useful large spider.

Posted by: Sauron at July 30, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)

141 This is surrender not a hudna.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:13 PM (abScH)

May be overly optimistic. 'Until they think they are strong enough' is probably closer. So expel them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

142 Is Silo any good? I read the series wool shift dust, twice. Enjoyed it. I just assumed they'd screw up a tv series, sex it up weird or something. Has anyone seen it?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2026 08:16 PM (3uBP9)

143 >, a centaur-style robot designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces.

A centaur you say, does it come with extra...attachments?

Posted by: AWFLS everywhere at July 30, 2026 08:17 PM (GTqXr)

144 Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?
Posted by: Giant Robot Helping Spider

"I already do."
Giant Robot Helping Spider's mate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

145 Scholastic Book Services used to be a great program. The artwork on the covers was great on those SciFi books. Lester Del Ray was a pen name, naturally.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 08:18 PM (oJxaF)

146 Hamas is broke and has no way to re arm. The IRGC can't fund them anymore and hezbollah can't do shit.

This is surrender not a hudna.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:13 PM (abScH)

Well, I would not trust them with a burned-out match. My prediction: the Hamas-holes will fade away into the general criminal population of Gaza, lie doggo for a year or two, find new sources of funding, and regroup under a new name.

You have to kill every last one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:20 PM (1z8ji)

147 Wait until one or more hooligans catch one of those penguin chicks. Hooligans are known pedophiliacs.

There's a reason penguins have their reputation for polymorphic perversity.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

148 "It gets a little weird at that point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel&

Go on!
Posted by: A penguin at July 30, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)
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Huh. I just checked the book where Shriek dies.

One of the encounters features centaur-shaped cybernetic organisms with human brains on centaur-robot bodies equipped with shoulder-mounted laser weapons.

Very on point for tonight's Cafe...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 08:20 PM (FZ29D)

149 Although Farmer's name is on the series, he didn't write any of the books. He served more in the "creative consultant" role.

I remember Philip José Farmer being a bit of a gooner, but I gotta give it up to Robert Vardeman's "War of Powers" sextet for going absolutely balls to the wall. IIRC Vardeman (and Milan) got those published in Playboy at first.
Vardeman and Milan would be toast of AO3 if they lived today. Probably be Patreon millionaires.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

150 If it makes you feel better it will take you about 14 years to start losing money based on the money you get at 64 and the difference at 67.
Posted by: polynikes


Yeah. I'm going to have to seriously talk to a financial planner. That's going to be a serious hit, not counting 14 to 15 hour days physically.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:21 PM (0W2r0)

151 The main character of Silo is already a chick so they don't have to swap her out, I guess they could trans a dude. An interesting thing is that, and this isn't really a spoiler because I'm being vague, all the bad stuff was caused by democrats. The author is a lefty. And he said he just randomly chose between rep and dem, like a coin toss. Sure buddy. But it makes sense doesn't it Hugh? It makes a lot of damned sense.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2026 08:22 PM (3uBP9)

152 Better keep a boot on the throat of Hamas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 08:22 PM (wOO3z)

153 I work underground now. Basically in the same place the Silo series is set in. So it's been on my mind.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2026 08:23 PM (3uBP9)

154 China's been using CRISPR to produce the ultimate soldier but so far none have been made public. (much worse than 1st cousins)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:23 PM (826kS)

155 My husband is telling me the entire time line of game of thrones.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 08:23 PM (enNUy)

156 Blanket office policies are great if they are there when you make your life decisions, but not so great when they spring them on you after you paid your mortgage.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Yeah. We proved we could do it when Covid hit. That was 5 days a week at home. We moved up here because the timing was right and I only had to go in 3 days a week. 😡

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:23 PM (0W2r0)

157 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (O0L8i)


Its pissed, you killed it's friend. Washers and dryers are like ancient married couples. If one goes the other isn't far behind. If this was the kitchen it might have been a stove-dishwasher combo, or maybe dishwasher-fridge. I had to remodel the kitchen ahead of schedule because in my case the fridge, oven, and microwave all went doomsday cult and went mass suicide. They do that shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 08:23 PM (S41Gd)

158 My husband is telling me the entire time line of game of thrones.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 08:23 PM (enNUy)

That comment, that hash...........

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:24 PM (vE0+H)

159 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (O0L8i)

Hang your clothes outside !

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 08:27 PM (g47mK)

160 >>My husband is telling me the entire time line of game of thrones.

run

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:28 PM (viF8m)

161 Well, I would not trust them with a burned-out match. My prediction: the Hamas-holes will fade away into the general criminal population of Gaza, lie doggo for a year or two, find new sources of funding, and regroup under a new name.

You have to kill every last one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:20 PM (1z8ji)

Absolutely. Its who they are.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 08:28 PM (S41Gd)

162 >>>find new sources of funding, and regroup under a new name.

You have to kill every last one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

He ain't from Quebec.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:29 PM (826kS)

163 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM


Try slapping it with hot iron. If that doesn't work, slapping the clothes with hot iron will dry them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

164 >Yeah. I'm going to have to seriously talk to a financial planner. That's going to be a serious hit, not counting 14 to 15 hour days physically.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:21 PM (0W2r0)

There are a lot of very good online retirement calculators that can help you understand your baseline. I like this one:
https://smartasset.com/retirement/retirement-calculator

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 08:32 PM (GTqXr)

165 These are the things of nightmares. But I do want a Tesla Optimus.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:34 PM (OoFl2)

166 As Gaza goes, it may be enough to keep them quiet just long enough to get through the midterms over here.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

167 There are a lot of very good online retirement calculators that can help you understand your baseline. I like this one:
https://smartasset.com/retirement/retirement-calculator
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Thank you! I'll definitely look into it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:34 PM (0W2r0)

168 This is surrender not a hudna.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:13 PM (abScH)

May be overly optimistic. 'Until they think they are strong enough' is probably closer. So expel them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

If they're taking all the arms from Hamas, are they letting them keep their legs?

If they did disarm Hamas that way, then wife beating in the Gaza strip would drop a little.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:35 PM (qx7Zg)

169 Stalin & Lysenko or someone like that envisioned some sort of an Ape/Human hybrid soldier, though I’m not sure how far along they got with breeding anything.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 08:05 PM (oJxaF)

Reminds me of an incident in a Lois Bujold story featuring mercenary leader Miles Vorkosigan when they run into a secret project for a super soldier. Miles comments to his staff "Oh, of course they would start with the *enlisted men*"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:35 PM (uhVAy)

170 Silo the book series was pretty good. The show is just different and jumbled enough to be confusing if you've read all 3 books. But I like it.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 08:36 PM (enNUy)

171
Boston Dynamics Robot shooting Range Practice will blow your Mind

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQA4iYEU1Ew

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:37 PM (826kS)

172
Born in the USSR in 1920

Age 12: Famine
Age 17: Father arrested and never seen again.
Age 21: Drafted
Age 25: Mother doesn't recognize you
Age 26: Famine again
Age 33: Stalin dies
Age 65: Factory closes
Age 71: USSR collapses

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 08:38 PM (O0L8i)

173 [Ape/Human hybrid...] Miles comments to his staff "Oh, of course they would start with the *enlisted men*"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:35 PM (uhVAy)

You'd think they should have started with the Marines...

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

174 If they did disarm Hamas that way, then wife beating in the Gaza strip would drop a little.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:35 PM (qx7Zg)

(sobs uncontrollably)

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 30, 2026 08:39 PM (1z8ji)

175 >>May be overly optimistic. 'Until they think they are strong enough' is probably closer. So expel them.

I think we are about to find out how much terrorist groups in the Middle East and beyond relied on Iran's money. Kind of the point behind the Abraham Accords. Make it more profitable for the region to engage in commerce than fighting. Iran was the major problem, without them there might not be anyone to fill the role.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:39 PM (viF8m)

176 Well, I would not trust them with a burned-out match. My prediction: the Hamas-holes will fade away into the general criminal population of Gaza, lie doggo for a year or two, find new sources of funding, and regroup under a new name.

You have to kill every last one of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:20 PM (1z8ji)

As long as the UN forces and NGOs aren't allowed in to import weapons and money it will be hard to restart a terrorist wing. I think the age of boutique terror is coming to an end.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:40 PM (uhVAy)

177 These are the things of nightmares. But I do want a Tesla Optimus.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:34 PM (OoFl2)

There's a part of me that wants nothing to do with these robots. There's another that makes me wonder if this could help staff in Senior Living communities - or even people who want to live at home as long as possible.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:40 PM (qx7Zg)

178 159 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Gas or electric dryer?

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 08:40 PM (E4rtv)

179 [Ape/Human hybrid...] Miles comments to his staff "Oh, of course they would start with the *enlisted men*"
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:35 PM (uhVAy)

You'd think they should have started with the Marines...
Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

better officers giving better orders is a much huger force multiplier than fur and claws and being 7 foot high and having a high metabolism and a short lifespan.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:41 PM (uhVAy)

180 I think we are about to find out how much terrorist groups in the Middle East and beyond relied on Iran's money. Kind of the point behind the Abraham Accords. Make it more profitable for the region to engage in commerce than fighting. Iran was the major problem, without them there might not be anyone to fill the role.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:39 PM (viF8m)

All these bad, evil assholes are not going to become saints because the iranian money well went dry. They may become more constrained in the damage they can do, but they will still try to do damage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:42 PM (1z8ji)

181 There's a part of me that wants nothing to do with these robots. There's another that makes me wonder if this could help staff in Senior Living communities - or even people who want to live at home as long as possible.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:40 PM (qx7Zg)

Unless they are moving the furniture I'm not sure why they need to be so big. Where would they fit?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:42 PM (uhVAy)

182 Headline: Duncanthrax Hardest Hit!

Posted by: Penguins, FTW!! at July 30, 2026 08:43 PM (JM9I6)

183 They may become more constrained in the damage they can do, but they will still try to do damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:42 PM (1z8ji)
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If they could be constrained to scribbling in library books, that would be something.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 08:43 PM (amcLV)

184 Donna Mills, from Knots Landing fame, is starting her new Only Fans account at the age of 85.

The royalty checks must be drying up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 08:44 PM (wOO3z)

185 >Thank you! I'll definitely look into it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:34 PM (0W2r0)

And if you decide to consult with a financial planner, find one that charges a flat fee for a plan - not one that charges a percentage of your assets on an ongoing basis.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 08:44 PM (GTqXr)

186 Balloon Knot Landing?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 08:45 PM (gKWVE)

187 Unless they are moving the furniture I'm not sure why they need to be so big. Where would they fit?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:42 PM (uhVAy)

Robot penguins, waddling about the old folks home, bearing dinner trays on their PVC flippers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:45 PM (1z8ji)

188 Robots, especially humanoid varieties, skeeve me out. Hell, I don't even like store mannequins. I get the whole "someone is standing way too close to me" vibe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 08:45 PM (0aYVJ)

189 I had to remodel the kitchen ahead of schedule because in my case the fridge, oven, and microwave all went doomsday cult and went mass suicide. They do that shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Is there a way to speed this along? Our dishwasher died, so I got the one I wanted. But if I could get this Samsung cooktop to go so I could pop in something better, it would be great. I would not be sad about the microwave or oven getting replaced, either.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:46 PM (p4NUW)

190 Roomba: robotic Rachel Corrie

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:47 PM (1z8ji)

191 Yeah, that caretaker spider is not creepy at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, and You're Not at July 30, 2026 08:47 PM (ndZc7)

192 Make it more profitable for the region to engage in commerce than fighting
--

Milton Friedman?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:48 PM (826kS)

193 There's another that makes me wonder if this could help staff in Senior Living communities - or even people who want to live at home as long as possible.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:40 PM (qx7Zg)

Unless they are moving the furniture I'm not sure why they need to be so big. Where would they fit?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 08:42 PM (uhVAy)

Instead of Life Alert's "I've fallen, and I can't get up", they could pick you up and get you into a safer position - if it's safe. There's always transfers (bed/wheelchair/chair/toilet). Taking out the trash, carrying laundry, and similar work.

For some people, they would be moving rolling racks of books every 2-3 weeks to get fresh ones.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:48 PM (qx7Zg)

194 Evenin’, All.

Donna has yet to buy me a drink for her birthday.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 08:48 PM (77rzZ)

195 Is there a way to speed this along? Our dishwasher died, so I got the one I wanted. But if I could get this Samsung cooktop to go so I could pop in something better, it would be great. I would not be sad about the microwave or oven getting replaced, either.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:46 PM (p4NUW)

Play Nirvana records on the kitchen stereo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:48 PM (1z8ji)

196 >>All these bad, evil assholes are not going to become saints because the iranian money well went dry. They may become more constrained in the damage they can do, but they will still try to do damage.

No, definitely not. But they all need money. bin Laden's biggest attribute was he was rich. Zawahiri was the Muslim Brotherhood heartbeat but he was a lot less harmful without bin Laden's money.

Iran has been funding terrorists around the world not just the Middle East. They existed in Venezuela on Iran's money. I don't expect it all to disappear overnight but without hundreds of millions funding these scumbags I expect they will be a lot less lethal on a large scale.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

197 But I do want a Tesla Optimus.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:34
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Get in line sister.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:49 PM (826kS)

198 And if you decide to consult with a financial planner, find one that charges a flat fee for a plan - not one that charges a percentage of your assets on an ongoing basis.
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Most definitely. Not like there's a lot of assets.
Unfortunately, I'm worth more dead than alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:49 PM (0W2r0)

199 108 92 TheMaineWire

>>RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.

Come on . Who here has never hooked up at a family reunion?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 07:58 PM (KC5Lt)

And how is this any different from the inbred idiots of Islam?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2026 08:03 PM (1Ydxw)

2nd cousins, who share a set of great-grandparents, are generally considered the "minimum safe distance" in the West. The inbred idiots of Islam often marry 1st cousins aka DANGER WILL ROBINSON! for uh, unexpected results.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2026 08:50 PM (vDZgA)

200 Is there a way to speed this along? Our dishwasher died, so I got the one I wanted. But if I could get this Samsung cooktop to go so I could pop in something better, it would be great. I would not be sad about the microwave or oven getting replaced, either.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:46 PM (p4NUW)

May I recommend using an Insomniac brand tire iron?

Insomniac tire irons, For only the best beatings.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:50 PM (qx7Zg)

201 167 There are a lot of very good online retirement calculators that can help you understand your baseline. I like this one:
https://smartasset.com/retirement/retirement-calculator
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Thank you! I'll definitely look into it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:34 PM (0W2r0)

You can also use a GROK to run a Monte Carlo simulation if you know your data and what prompts to use.

I've found it very functional, and have back tested it's results against my own calculations, as well as a Monte Carlo simulator.

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 30, 2026 08:51 PM (3sXRv)

202 Wanting your working appliances to die is a FWP of the first order.

Posted by: Sundays 2PM Eastern at July 30, 2026 08:52 PM (JM9I6)

203 There's a part of me that wants nothing to do with these robots. There's another that makes me wonder if this could help staff in Senior Living communities - or even people who want to live at home as long as possible.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 08:40 PM (qx7Zg)

Right! I think the self driving feature on Teslas could do this, too. It could really help people who should not be driving anymore themselves.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:53 PM (Wmg4n)

204 Throw some aluminum foil in the microwave and run it for 5 minutes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 08:53 PM (wOO3z)

205 What happened to Imsoniac, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

206 He was here yesterday/night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:55 PM (826kS)

207 Northumberlandians must be bone idle. Why has no one straightened out that creek/river up top?

Posted by: Heavy Equipment Works Whenever It Is Tried. at July 30, 2026 08:56 PM (JM9I6)

208 In junior High I had a brief crush on a girl with the same surname as mine. Our dads were friends, and they did a dig into the genealogy, and it turns out she was my third cousin twice removed. So, genetically suitable, but there was the very basic "you guys have the same last name" thing.

Even more so, she was super hot and* way* out of my league. Auburn hair, brown eyes and freckled cheeks. It hurt, because she was so sweet, and we could chat a lot at school.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 08:56 PM (0aYVJ)

209
Make it more profitable for the region to engage in commerce than fighting
--

Milton Friedman?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


Maybe they are more interested in killing than in profit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 08:56 PM (Cqx++)

210 >>> 156 Blanket office policies are great if they are there when you make your life decisions, but not so great when they spring them on you after you paid your mortgage.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Yeah. We proved we could do it when Covid hit. That was 5 days a week at home. We moved up here because the timing was right and I only had to go in 3 days a week. 😡
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:23 PM (0W2r0)

I think the commie asshats finally noticed who was mostly moving to actual *remote* work.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2026 08:57 PM (vDZgA)

211 What happened to Imsoniac, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

He went looking for Truth in a Tibetan monastery. Took a wow of silence, learned the ways of the Tao, and now goes by the name of Bak Hok Pai.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 08:57 PM (g47mK)

212 Insomniac self-banned quite some time ago, occasionally pops in

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:58 PM (vE0+H)

213 Milton Friedman?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Maybe they are more interested in killing than in profit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---

Well, it is their way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:58 PM (826kS)

214 >I've found it very functional, and have back tested it's results against my own calculations, as well as a Monte Carlo simulator.

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 30, 2026 08:51 PM (3sXRv)

That's a good point. The calculator I referenced runs a Monte Carlo simulation based on current assets, rate of inflation and investment return. It's pretty solid.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 08:59 PM (GTqXr)

215 The inbred idiots of Islam often marry 1st cousins aka DANGER WILL ROBINSON! for uh, unexpected results.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Those inbreds marry sisters.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:59 PM (0W2r0)

216 Northumberlandians must be bone idle. Why has no one straightened out that creek/river up top?
Posted by: Heavy Equipment Works Whenever It Is Tried. at July 30, 2026 08:56 PM (JM9I6)

Rivers meander when their sediment load exceeds their carrying capacity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:59 PM (1z8ji)

217 Maine is a weird place. Prove me wrong!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:00 PM (g47mK)

218 Rivers meander when their sediment load exceeds their carrying capacity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:59 PM (1z8ji)
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So does Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 09:00 PM (amcLV)

219 202 Wanting your working appliances to die is a FWP of the first order.
Posted by: Sundays 2PM Eastern at July 30, 2026 08:52 PM (JM9I6)

I know, but I am the first to admit I live a very spoiled existence that has absolutely nothing to do with me. But I do appreciate it greatly.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:01 PM (Wmg4n)

220 Tea and cookies this evening.

Biscoffs with Biscoff cookie butter.

A sublime treat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 09:01 PM (XV/Pl)

221 Boston Dynamics Robot shooting Range Practice will blow your Mind

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQA4iYEU1Ew

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:37 PM (826kS)


Sheesh!
Molotovs for the win?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:02 PM (2WIwB)

222 Is there a way to speed this along? Our dishwasher died, so I got the one I wanted. But if I could get this Samsung cooktop to go so I could pop in something better, it would be great. I would not be sad about the microwave or oven getting replaced, either.
Posted by: Piper

If you know what you want for the replacements-- go for it now. Sell the unwanteds while they still work.

I doubt that any appliances (generally) are going to get more reliable or less expensive any time soon.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 09:03 PM (rdVOm)

223 Maine was beautiful when I visited but I believe "they" are moving in and trying to make it Minnesota Northeast.

I did once get accosted by an old dude in Augusta. Definitely a very weird guy.

And he was odd too.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 09:03 PM (vE0+H)

224 Rivers meander when their sediment load exceeds their carrying capacity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 08:59 PM (1z8ji)
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So does Jerry Nadler.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 09:00 PM (amcLV)

I enjoyed this witty comment very much.
Cheers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 30, 2026 09:03 PM (0aYVJ)

225 Milton Friedman?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Maybe they are more interested in killing than in profit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---

Well, it is their way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:58 PM (826kS)

***

Take away Jew killing, they will go back to killing each other. Clan vs Clan. Then cousin vs cousin. Brother vs brother...etc.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:06 PM (2WIwB)

226 Robots... ED209...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYsulVXpgYg

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2026 09:07 PM (Q+gd/)

227 I doubt that any appliances (generally) are going to get more reliable or less expensive any time soon.
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 09:03 PM

That is good advice. Maybe I can fold it in to the kitchen cabinet repaint project. But I am already having our master bathroom completely torn apart and redone, plus the floors. I should probably not push my luck too much here.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:07 PM (Wmg4n)

228 You could sous vide a steak in the sun here today.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 09:09 PM (qcVI3)

229 Just shoved the blackberry cobbler into the oven. Be here in about 40 minutes and I'll scoop you up some. Home made vanilla ice cream on top if you want too.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2026 09:10 PM (USV1l)

230 229 Just shoved the blackberry cobbler into the oven. Be here in about 40 minutes and I'll scoop you up some. Home made vanilla ice cream on top if you want too.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 30

That sounds delicious.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 09:11 PM (Wmg4n)

231 Maybe I can fold it in to the kitchen cabinet repaint project. But I am already having our master bathroom completely torn apart and redone, plus the floors. I should probably not push my luck too much here.
Posted by: Piper

Wow. So, you're going to have *MAJOR* expenses soon?Well then. Speed it along, indeed!

The appliances will detect this, and die while you're least able to afford replacing them.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 09:12 PM (rdVOm)

232 That's a good point. The calculator I referenced runs a Monte Carlo simulation based on current assets, rate of inflation and investment return. It's pretty solid.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 08:59 PM (GTqXr)

I ran their retirement calc., and found it has a flaw in the SS calculation
I'm 6 years retired, and their output for my SS is wayyyy understated. It would have been helpful for them to have just let me input my current payments, than have it calculated off the "current income" field.
Of course I may have missed something along the way, but I've played around with the data fields, and couldn't get my SS to come out of the program.

Here's a solid Monte Carlo site:
https://shorturl.at/WoZBU

Posted by: browndog says woof at July 30, 2026 09:12 PM (3sXRv)

233 Wow. The Moroccan king pardoned thousands of criminals and the Moroccan government is coordinating the transport of them to Spain by the truckload.

https://tinyurl.com/mcsc8dts

This is terrifying. All young men. Praying for the people of Spain.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at July 30, 2026 09:14 PM (3ImbR)

234 Is there a way to speed this along? Our dishwasher died, so I got the one I wanted. But if I could get this Samsung cooktop to go so I could pop in something better, it would be great. I would not be sad about the microwave or oven getting replaced, either.
Posted by: Piper


Have a dinner party of 15 to 20 people over. That SoB will go toes up three hours before.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:16 PM (0W2r0)

235 33
New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:31 PM (O0L8i)


Hopefully AOP will be along with the definitive answer, but I'll take a stab at it. When you say "dryer won't heat" does that mean it tumbles, without heat? If so, a possibility is that one leg of the 240V feed is disconnected. Generally, dryers use one leg plus the neutral to run the tumble motor on 120V, and both legs for the 240V heating element. If one leg has somehow been disconnected it could explain what your seeing. Maybe something got bumped while the washer was being installed.

Posted by: a.moron at July 30, 2026 09:18 PM (X5Jzz)

236
This is terrifying. All young men. Praying for the people of Spain.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at July 30, 2026 09:14 PM (3ImbR)

_____________

Whuh? I'm always told they're wimminz and chirrun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:19 PM (O0L8i)

237 This is not going to turn out well. Check out the video at the link. I like the guy driving through, no way is he slowing down.

>>@BRICSinfo

>>JUST IN: 🇪🇸 Illegal immigrants set cars on fire after successfully breaching the Melilla border fence into Spain.

https://tinyurl.com/3bpf3vcr

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

238 Depending on the model it could also mean there is a relay that had died, and needs to be replaced. A good tech can do it in about 10 minutes. You can do it if you know how to use a mulitimeter and want to look up the part on a website to order a new one. There are other possibilities, but "disconnected link" and "dead module" are the main ones.

FIRST however, make sure the select switch is not moved by accident to "air tumble" since that will let it tumble and not heat as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 09:22 PM (rbvCR)

239
What's being invaded is a Spanish exclave on the African continent bordering Morocco. So it's not like Madrid is being overrun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:23 PM (O0L8i)

240 From Quick Hits:

60 Talerico looks like a stoned, retarded and perverted Richie Cunningham.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (p+u/Q)


Niiice. Your reward(?) is this 1994 music video with spliced Happy Days footage, a set recreating Arnold's Drive-In, and cameos by Ron Howard et al.

Weezer - Buddy Holly (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 09:24 PM (Sy6m/)

241 Exclaves don’t get the attention they deserve.
— Baarle-Hertog

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:26 PM (77rzZ)

242 >>Wow. The Moroccan king pardoned thousands of criminals and the Moroccan government is coordinating the transport of them to Spain by the truckload.

I saw one Moroccan guy being interviewed. When he was asked why he came to Spain he said he might have some problems in Morocco with a murder.

Welcome to Spain! Try the ham.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:26 PM (viF8m)

243
Have a dinner party of 15 to 20 people over. That SoB will go toes up three hours before.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:16 PM (0W2r0)

****
I wasn't there but heard the story.

In Long Island my OCD MIL had a 50th Anniversary dinner for her parents. About 60 people as she was one of 8 children and 50 grandchildren. Did I say OCD? She was the queen.

Welp. There septic tank backed up and there was chaos. Fortunately they were all family, I guess. I am unclear of what else happened but this much I do know.

When our boys were 1 and 3yrs they visited in FL and our water got messed up from roots of a tree. It was delightful to hose my boys down outside vs a shower from the neighbors. My FIL enjoyed figuring out the problem.

On one trip she instructed me on how to clean the coils of the fridge with a metal coat hanger wrapped in yarn. Which means at some point she looked under the fridge on all fours. I also learned how to get the gunk out of the old dishwasher rubber thing with a toothbrush, which I didn't know I should do.

The main people who enjoyed their visits were my coworkers in the newborn nursery as I taught them the housekeeping tricks to their laughter.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 09:27 PM (hzuYO)

244 Heh , Huff post and parent company BuzzFeed laid off 35%of its workforce. Guess crappy reporting and snark doesn't pay anymore

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:27 PM (BlDDt)

245 >>What's being invaded is a Spanish exclave on the African continent bordering Morocco. So it's not like Madrid is being overrun.

If they are being welcomed onto Spanish territory and given amnesty why would they stop in Africa? Hell, why would they stop at Spain?

They are free to wander the EU.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:29 PM (viF8m)

246 If this invasion and the complicity of the Spanish government doesn't wake Western Europe up, nothing will. If so let it pass into history. If they don't care why should we.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:29 PM (BlDDt)

247 What's being invaded is a Spanish exclave on the African continent bordering Morocco. So it's not like Madrid is being overrun.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:23 PM (O0L8i)


The Moroccans blame Spain for being a backwards Islamist hell hole full of infighting and misery, and the Spanish agree with them.
The veterans of the Spanish Civil War blame the Spanish and Franco for not providing them with pensions, forgetting that Morocco is a kingdom today because of their service to the Nationalists and later to Spain under Franco

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 09:29 PM (rbvCR)

248 Check that the dryer is not switched to "air fluff"
I cannot emphasize this enough

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 09:31 PM (rbvCR)

249 Welcome to Spain! Try the ham.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:26 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

Isn't Spain giving them all citizenship? Welcome to the EU!

Posted by: IrishEi?! at July 30, 2026 09:31 PM (3ImbR)

250 I wasn't there but heard the story.

In Long Island my OCD MIL had a 50th Anniversary dinner for her parents. About 60 people as she was one of 8 children and 50 grandchildren. Did I say OCD? She was the queen.

Welp. There septic tank backed up and there was chaos. Fortunately they were all family, I guess. I am unclear of what else happened but this much I do know.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


1st Thanksgiving in the new three month old house. Father-in-law, mother-in-law, stepson, daughter-in-law, 3 grands, and the AC shit the bed.
Thanksgiving 2022 in Texas the AC was still required for a houseful of people and cooking.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:32 PM (0W2r0)

251 EU = EWW

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:33 PM (77rzZ)

252 >>Isn't Spain giving them all citizenship? Welcome to the EU!

Yup, that seems to be the plan. A little while ago Sanchez gave over 1 million illegals amnesty. That seems to be what triggered the invasion or at least gave it the go sign.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (viF8m)

253
The Moroccans blame Spain for being a backwards Islamist hell hole full of infighting and misery

__________

The Irish blamed the English for being a backwards bunghole full of infighting and misery. Then they gained their independence and continued to be a backwards bunghole full of infighting and misery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (O0L8i)

254 If Italy leaves the Schengen agreement over this, then so will a few other states. It could be the end of the EU, or just be a reduction of the participating states.
It is not like Germany and France are going to invade Italy any time soon.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (rbvCR)

255 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.

If the motor works but just no heat, heating elements are fairly cheap and easy to replace. Look for youtube vids of your brand.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (vTZFs)

256 What's being invaded is a Spanish exclave on the African continent bordering Morocco. So it's not like Madrid is being overrun.


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Correct. These territories are in Africa. Moral of the story, do not be a Colonialist, Spain!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:35 PM (g47mK)

257
It is not like Germany and France are going to invade Italy any time soon.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (rbvCR)

___________

Frederick Barbarossa awakens

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:37 PM (O0L8i)

258 JUST IN: 🇪🇸 Illegal immigrants set cars on fire after successfully breaching the Melilla border fence into Spain.
https://tinyurl.com/3bpf3vcr
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)
~~~~~

I clicked on that link, saw the first comment blaming Trump and was just about to say, "How stupid are you?!" until I saw the first comment on that comment!

Posted by: IrishEi?! at July 30, 2026 09:37 PM (3ImbR)

259 231 Maybe I can fold it in to the kitchen cabinet repaint project. But I am already having our master bathroom completely torn apart and redone, plus the floors. I should probably not push my luck too much here.
Posted by: Piper
*******
Hi Piper! A couple of years ago we had the basement bathroom/and shower refinished. We repainted the cabinets and added wooden French appliques to the doors. Then framed the mirror to match that looks antique but is in fact some sort of fake wood. A deep teal color. Fancy dark oiled brass knobs I found. Done!

Had fake quartz top installed along with the shower frame. My dude did the plumbing and installed the dark vinyl wood flooring. We went as cheaply as possible as this bathroom is rarely used. Painting the cabinets saved us some money and they look really good. It's nice, too,as you know exactly what color they will be.

The other bathrooms and kitchen were gutted and very expensive 10yrs ago. This house has been replaced down to the hinges over the years and we are done forever.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 09:37 PM (hzuYO)

260 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.

If the motor works but just no heat, heating elements are fairly cheap and easy to replace. Look for youtube vids of your brand.
Posted by: Oddbob

A couple of dryers ago I had the same problem. The heating element was the culprit. Repairman replaced it in a couple of minutes.

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 09:38 PM (lJ0H4)

261 It is not like Germany and France are going to invade Italy any time soon.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (rbvCR)


Nice panzers you got there! The new model?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:39 PM (2WIwB)

262 199

The inbred idiots of Islam often marry 1st cousins aka DANGER WILL ROBINSON! for uh, unexpected results.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2026 08:50 PM (vDZgA)


. . . and they do it generation after generation after generation, which compounds the damage.

Posted by: a.moron at July 30, 2026 09:39 PM (X5Jzz)

263 If the motor works but just no heat, heating elements are fairly cheap and easy to replace. Look for youtube vids of your brand.
Posted by: Oddbob

If the parts retailers say "oops, discontinued & not available"-- give a local repair guy a call. I was able to buy a *used* replacement element for my 1970s model dryer, for $10. Bought me another 12 years!

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 09:39 PM (rdVOm)

264 >>I clicked on that link, saw the first comment blaming Trump and was just about to say, "How stupid are you?!" until I saw the first comment on that comment!

I bet it was pithy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)

265 211 What happened to Imsoniac, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

He went looking for Truth in a Tibetan monastery. Took a wow of silence, learned the ways of the Tao, and now goes by the name of Bak Hok Pai.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 08:57 PM (g47mK)



On Tuesdays and Thursdays he caddys for the Dali Lama. Big hitter, the Lama.

Posted by: a.moron at July 30, 2026 09:42 PM (X5Jzz)

266 >>>The Irish blamed the English for being a backwards bunghole full of infighting and misery. Then they gained their independence and continued to be a backwards bunghole full of infighting and misery.
~~~~~

Quite a stretch putting Ireland in the same category as Morocco.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at July 30, 2026 09:42 PM (3ImbR)

267 1st Thanksgiving in the new three month old house. Father-in-law, mother-in-law, stepson, daughter-in-law, 3 grands, and the AC shit the bed.
Thanksgiving 2022 in Texas the AC was still required for a houseful of people and cooking.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:32 PM (0W2r0)
*******
At least it was family? Holidays on my parents farm always means disaster, whether AC or losing power. Losing power in 1987 during and ice storm was great for our boys playing pioneer times.

Losing AC in late May is another story and that text was what met me when we landed in NOLA last summer. My text msg to my brother was: Find us a hotel. Which turned out to be very nice and the grands had fun.

You're right. Murphy's Law for appliances on the holidays is a special event.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 09:43 PM (hzuYO)

268 which compounds the damage.

Ah don't care if it harelips everybody on bear creek!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 09:44 PM (IntbO)

269 It is not like Germany and France are going to invade Italy any time soon.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (rbvCR)


Nice panzers you got there! The new model?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 09:39 PM (2WIwB)

Ja! Latest 1929 International Harvester!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 09:46 PM (qx7Zg)

270 Ireland lost the Mayo industry to Dukes.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:46 PM (77rzZ)

271 255 New washer installed today! Now the dryer won't heat.

If the motor works but just no heat, heating elements are fairly cheap and easy to replace. Look for youtube vids of your brand.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 09:34 PM (vTZFs)


I've fixed our dryer a couple of times, including replacing a broken heating element. It's a really simple machine, and I figure as long as I can get parts, I can fix anything that goes wrong with it. There are a lot of videos and places that sell parts.

Posted by: a.moron at July 30, 2026 09:47 PM (X5Jzz)

272 Hey, Hour of the Wolf! How art thou?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:48 PM (77rzZ)

273 This is just the kind of fine young men Spain needs. I can't see any way this goes bad.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8zhua4

Probably just came to celebrate the World Cup win.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:48 PM (viF8m)

274 Hey, Hour of the Wolf! How art thou?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:48 PM (77rzZ)

Laughing at the world, and howling at the moon!

How about you? Tested the top speed on your Subaru yet?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 09:49 PM (qx7Zg)

275 256 What's being invaded is a Spanish exclave on the African continent bordering Morocco. So it's not like Madrid is being overrun.


===

Correct. These territories are in Africa. Moral of the story, do not be a Colonialist, Spain!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:35 PM (g47mK)


Yeah, I always wonder why Spain bothers with those territories, and doesn't just give them back to whatever shithole African country they're adjacent to.

Posted by: a.moron at July 30, 2026 09:49 PM (X5Jzz)

276 274 Not yet, HootW. This weekend, though…vroom vroom:”

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:52 PM (77rzZ)

277 Last one is pretty funny, joke or not.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 30, 2026 09:53 PM (sl73Y)

278 55 Random Dave, the Israelis are taking control of the weapons.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:39 PM (abScH)
*******
Thanks for all the good news and explaining this, Ben Had!

I didn't know as I'm not keeping up today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 09:56 PM (hzuYO)

279 >>Yeah, I always wonder why Spain bothers with those territories, and doesn't just give them back to whatever shithole African country they're adjacent to.

I feel the same way about Puerto Rico. And I lived there.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:57 PM (viF8m)

280 The world-wide epidemic of suicidal empathy eclipses the damage done in the Covid panic. If not yet, then soon.

All part of a long-standing conflict that began with a betrayer dragging a third of the angels down with him.

Pray for rescue.

Didn't that 100 years free reign that Jesus granted the Devil according to some Papal vision expire a while back?

Posted by: mindful webworker - waxing all prophetical-like, y'know at July 30, 2026 09:58 PM (/YSzp)

281 ONT is nood if no one called it... or even if it is be ause there is in fact an ONT. And it's the nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 10:03 PM (zZu0s)

Quick Hits

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Fauci's journal: the people criticizing my performance are only doing so because they want to "destroy democracy."

You see, he's not just Science, he's also Democracy.

Attacks on Anthony Fauci were part of a right-wing plot to "destroy democracy," former National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) head Anthony Fauci mused in his personal diary released by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY).

When Fauci was not marveling over his rise to global fame or desperately reaching out to former President Barack Obama for PR help as his reputation sank to new depths, Fauci convinced himself that attacks against him were all part of an elaborate plot of the political right to "destroy democracy."

In an October 3, 2021 entry, Fauci wrote that the country "is headed to or might already be in a constitutional crisis with the far right clearly indicating that they're going to try and disrupt elections and essentially destroy the democracy."

"The attacks on me I believe are all a tangential part of that process," Fauci surmised, flattering himself in the process.

"I speak of the big lie of which I unfortunately have been drawn into being a target of the far right because I represent something that is antithetical to them, namely, the truth," he continued.


Prosecutors release more admissions by Tyler Robinson that he murdered Charlie Kirk, provoking Candace Owens to ask the question, when did the Jews get to Tyler Robinson?

The left claims "Not all Muslims are terrorists." But the left's pussyfooting around calling out terrorism, for fear of offending their Muslim supporters, suggests the left does in fact believe that all Muslims are terrorists. Or at least, they support terrorism.

Not every Muslim is an Islamist, but every Islamist is a Muslim. The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists; in many cases it is the tyranny and cruelty of Islamism that forced them to seek a new life here in the first place.

And yet despite this clear distinction, despite the unambiguous motivations of a religiously inspired psychopath who thought he was doing God's will by attacking a Pride march, there are few politicians -- especially Labour ones -- with the courage to call it what it is.

The X platform is awash with the usual boilerplate, box-ticking condolences you get on such (frequent) occasions. The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, posted: "London stands in solidarity with Berlin's LGBTQ+ community. This is why Pride matters. Those who seek to spread hatred and division will never win."

Those who seek to spread hatred and division? Anyone particular in mind, Lord Khan? How odd that the mayor of a city that has suffered more than its fair share of Islamist atrocities can't bring himself to name the poisonous ideology that provokes such inhuman acts.

Sadly, there were plenty of others who followed the same craven pattern. Catherine West MP predicted that "hope will triumph over hate". But whose hate? Simon Lightwood MP's thoughts were with "everyone affected, their loved ones and the wider LGBT+ community". Everyone affected by what, though? Why did the attack even take place? Any thoughts. Simon?

Ludicrously, Kate Osborne, Labour MP for Jarrow, actually compared the Islamist attack in Berlin to the rise of Reform UK, which would be funny were the implications not so chilling.

I fear the answer to Labour's reticence to call a spade a spade lies purely in electoral considerations. While Andy Burnham's second coming has reassured his party that Reform can be beaten back and its electoral appeal blunted, there remains the headache over what to do about the haemorrhaging of votes to the party's Left, specifically to the Greens. Zack Polanski's party has exploited Muslim anger at Israel's response to the Hamas attacks of October 2023 and has effectively painted Labour as a supporter of Israel and as an apologist for events in Gaza.

Having already lost four previously safe Labour seats to "Gaza independents" at the 2024 election, and with similarly motivated independents gearing up to fight vulnerable Labour-held seats at the next election, Labour is known to be extremely nervous about further offending or alienating Muslim voters. And while most Muslims reject the tenets of Islamism, hyper-sensitive, politically-correct Labour MPs can't help but notice that "Islamist" looks awfully similar to "Islam". Stupid as that sounds, it might explain the cowardice of so many MPs in refusing to name the real cause of so many terrorist acts in recent years.

A DHS official put out a list of the worst activist judges. The media shrieked that he was endangering the lives of judges by naming them.

But the media attacks people they don't like all the time. Are they confessing they are putting their enemies' lives in danger -- and either don't care or affirmatively desire that outcome?

A high-ranking Trump Department of Homeland Security official called out the "liberal media" for what he referred to as the "absolute absurdity" of its response to his series criticizing activist judges.

James Percival, general counsel for the Department of Homeland Security, posted a series on X last week, "Worst of the Worst, District Judge Edition."

In his posts, Percival pointed to the risks that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents face while enforcing the law, saying some judges are working to "sabotage" those operations and put officers "at risk."

After his posts, Percival said DHS was contacted by a Chicago Sun-Times reporter about whether "a social media post like this risk[s] additional threats" in the context of "ongoing threats to federal judges."

In response, Percival blasted the outlet in an X post in which he told followers, "Witness the absolute absurdity of the liberal media response to my new series, Worst of the Worst, District Judges."

Percival emphasized that "legitimate fact based critiques of judges and their rulings is fair game in a free society." He also noted that "the media has no issue with it if the judge is conservative."

Notably, conservative judges, including Supreme Court justices Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett, have been the target of intense criticism from the left and, in some cases, violence. In 2022, Kavanaugh was the target of an assassination plot after an armed California man traveled to his home with a pistol, ammunition, zip ties, pepper spray, duct tape and burglary tools. Further, Barrett testified in a recent congressional hearing that she has had to wear a bulletproof vest in response to threats.


The media covered-up Fauci's creation of covid-19.

What is gain-of-function research? Put simply, it includes any efforts by scientists to make a virus or other pathogen more deadly or more transmissable, to better understand ways said virus could mutate to become more dangerous. Doing so, proponents say, helps better inform efforts to develop vaccines and other defenses in the future. But even proponents admit that doing so carries with it serious risks. A virus made more dangerous to study it is still a more dangerous virus; its exposure to humans no less a threat because it was turbocharged for "good" reasons; its likelihood of escaping containment not mitigated by "good" intentions.

In May 2025, President Trump decided such research was too risky, pausing it in the U.S., and making funding of foreign gain-of-function research illegal. Such research had previously been paused under President Obama as part of a new risk assessment in 2014 but resumed in 2017. Dr. Fauci has long been a vocal advocate of gain-of-function research, despite these considerable risks.

Given short shrift in the melee around the facts (by the media, to be clear, not by Sen. Paul and his team) is that this alleged funding of virus-enhancing research wasn't just given to a lab in any nation, but to one run by the Chinese Communist Party, our chief geopolitical nemesis, and by any accounts a malignant communist regime opposed to truth and transparency of any kind. Why would we trust them with anything, none the less to conduct above-board research into a deadly pathogen, particularly when they had displayed a long history of safety lapses?

As I argued on The Hill's Rising podcast with Emily Jashinsky and Ryan Grim back in 2021, Fauci was arguing semantics about what a new rule he himself inserted into funding guidelines said about what constituted gain-of-function research. That sleight-of-hand covered for what was really going on: the U.S. government was sending taxpayer dollars to research, in Wuhan, to make bat-based coronaviruses more transmissible and more deadly. This was happening at a lab doing cutting-edge research on these types of viruses and which had a reputation for flouting biosafety regulations -- a lab just a couple miles from where newly transmissible and deadlier cases of bat-based coronaviruses first appeared.

It should be the story of the century. Could America's top doctor have partnered with the Chinese Communist Party to help to unleash a global pandemic that killed millions? Why, ahead of said doctor's public testimony aren't outlets scrambling to understand what happened, given all this directional evidence?

I think it's because of the legacy media's love affair with Dr. Fauci as America's supposed COVID-savior.

I worry we're already forgetting just how enamored the legacy press -- the institution constitutionally responsible for holding government to account -- was with Dr. Fauci, certainly before but particularly in the early days of COVID.

To the press, Fauci was a hero, battling dangerous forces who refused to take COVID as seriously as The Science did.

Do you remember how preposterous these headlines were?

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High-T Heterosexual and super-Christian James Talarico: I've learned as much about "my religion" from Islam as from the actual Bible.

Daily Wire:

On the campaign trail, Democrat candidate James Talarico often describes his faith as "biblical Christianity." But the Senate hopeful once credited Islamic mystics with shaping his faith just as much as Christian writers, audio unearthed by The Daily Wire reveals.

In a recent interview with The New York Times, Talarico asserted that his faith was rooted in "biblical Christianity." During an appearance on The State of Belief podcast in April 2024 alongside Muslim state Rep. Salman Bhojani, Talarico praised Islam for shaping his religious beliefs. Those comments could come into play as debate heats up in Texas about Islam's growing presence in the state.

"I know personally that I've learned as much about my faith from Salman's tradition, from the Islamic mystics, from poets like Rumi, as much as I have from Christian authors and Christian writers," he said. "This kind of interfaith dialogue, it doesn't water down your tradition, in fact it strengthens it, it brings out new flavors and new colors."

Via Hot Air.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:01 PM




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1 Reading the content now, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:03 PM (hzuYO)

2 1st loser

Posted by: Bete at July 30, 2026 06:03 PM (LX4y3)

3 thank you Christy Binky.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2026 06:03 PM (1wjle)

4 >>>Attacks on Anthony Fauci were part of a right-wing plot to "destroy democracy," former National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) head Anthony Fauci mused in his personal diary released by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY).

I gotta be honest here. I am having a bit of hankering for destroying a bit of their democracy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:05 PM (dK+Kv)

5 Fauci's journal: the people criticizing my performance are only doing so because they want to "destroy democracy."
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And some just want tto date you, take my word for it.

Posted by: Senator (in waiting) Alexandra Ocasio-Cerebellum at July 30, 2026 06:05 PM (1KK9q)

6 Talarico does not seem very Christiany.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

7 The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists

I call bullshit.
Ordinary "British" Muslims are happy to have them out there as a warning for the (actual) Brits as they extort more concessions.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 06:08 PM (gKWVE)

8 Helpful Reminder ... Democracy is Two Wolves and a Sheep discussing dinner plans.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:08 PM (LTPTz)

9 1 Reading the content now, Ace.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:03 PM (hzuYO)

What ? We don't have to read it ? I thought we were gonna get a quiz on it later...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 06:08 PM (FtULh)

10 In a recent interview with The New York Times, Talarico asserted that his faith was rooted in "biblical Christianity."
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And by rooted, I mean Biblical Christianity is fertilizer. Islam is sunlight and water.

Posted by: James Talerico, It's not true I buried six Boy Scouts in my basement! at July 30, 2026 06:09 PM (1KK9q)

11 Re Talarico. So the best way to have a faith is to immerse yourself in all the other faiths? Of course, that's why he's a pol. "Have no principles, look at everything equally and make decisions based on what is best for yourself personally."

Posted by: Azjaeger at July 30, 2026 06:09 PM (3/XaG)

12 Fauci's journal: the people criticizing my performance are only doing so because they want to "destroy democracy."

"Democratic Scientism"... hmm, that might work.

Posted by: Commie Central Marketing at July 30, 2026 06:09 PM (Lp05i)

13 ***Not every Muslim is an Islamist, but every Islamist is a Muslim. The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists; ***
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That's one load of horse shit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 06:09 PM (826kS)

14 "I know personally that I've learned as much about my faith from Salman's tradition, from the Islamic mystics, from poets like Rumi, as much as I have from Christian authors and Christian writers," he said.
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He didn't learn squat from Islamic poets or mystics.

He asked ChatGPT to find some historical Muslims and then namedropped them to sound cool.

I'd love to watch him go toe-to-toe with Robert Spencer about Islam.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 06:10 PM (FZ29D)

15 I am having a bit of hankering for destroying a bit of their democracy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:05 PM (dK+Kv)

A bit of a hankering? I was thinking rapacious vampiric thirst

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:10 PM (vE0+H)

16 The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists.

The "No True Scotsman" argument. Its wish-casting.

Next, you'll tell me "No True Urban Black believes blah blah blah". While they vote in 90% blocs for more of it.

I'll believe in the new Silent Majority when they, well, stop being silent. Of course, if they'd quit cheering for voting for more of what their Not So Silent Minority Does ? That would be a helpful silence.

But they won't.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:11 PM (LTPTz)

17 Zack Polanski the Brit Green Party chief is brilliant. He's pimping for Muslims. He's a gay Jewish guy. They'll throw him off a roof , then gas him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:11 PM (BlDDt)

18 I did not watch Fauci before Congress, but apparently Josh Hawley asked Fauci the color of his own tie and what color was the rug in front of him. Fauci pled the 5th on everything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 06:12 PM (rHgXV)

19 That Fauci doll is creepy as hell.

Kathy Griffin has the life size anatomically correct version. That woman couldn't get penetrated by enough needles delivering the sweet, sweet vaccine juice.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

20 There are, IMO avenues to hold Fauci accountable.

It's also IMO they'll not be used.

Why? Because the Feds went with this. They (all of them) are complacent.

The Feds dropped mandates, states instituted them as they saw fit, counties went further (or not) and so on.

You've got a lot, I mean a lot, of people who need to hang.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 06:12 PM (2Cry5)

21 Talarico is quite clearly a lunatic and sociopath.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:12 PM (XV/Pl)

22 What a coincidence! Rapacious Vampiric Thirst was our garage band name.

Posted by: Molly Hatchet at July 30, 2026 06:13 PM (2Ez/1)

23 Talarico is like a strange unearthly alien entity that is always probing looking for weaknesses, scanning, bouncing against the door and your window in what seems like a futile ridiculous manner. But understand, it is nothing like us, completely foreign to us in substance and intellect, and what we see now is just an iteration in an evolving process.

there will be others

Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2026 06:13 PM (3uBP9)

24 But the media attacks people they don't like all the time. Are they confessing they are putting their enemies' lives in danger -- and either don't care or affirmatively desire that outcome?

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Without a little luck, Justice Kavanaugh and his family might have been unavailable for comment ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 06:14 PM (GH5++)

25 Never make the work easy for voodoo priests I always say.

you won't see any banana Dream dolls, no sir

Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2026 06:14 PM (3uBP9)

26 The Five had a segment where Talarico rented a RAM truck for a campaign ad.

Man of the people.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 06:14 PM (Sco7b)

27 Maybe I am mis-remembering but didn't Fauci have some patent rights to either the Moderna or Pfizer covid vacccine?

He funded the research that created the virus and benefitted from the 'vaccine' to protect against his franken-virus. He should be in solitary confinement in some federal max security prison.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 30, 2026 06:14 PM (PV+Zw)

28 Talarico is quite clearly a lunatic and sociopath.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:12 PM (XV/Pl)


Now, now... he's been very up-front about being a Democrat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)

29 Not every Muslim is an Islamist, but every Islamist is a Muslim. The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists; in many cases it is the tyranny and cruelty of Islamism that forced them to seek a new life here in the first place.
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Huh...there's a word I'm searching for....its got to be around here....somewhere....oh, wait! Here it is:

BULLSHIT.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:14 PM (TN0g+)

30 Odd, Twit Talarico. I've been a Christian as long as I can remember and I've never learned anything from islam. Granted I've never tried. Nor do I intend to read the koran or attend a mosque.

The koran tells you to lie and murder as that is justified, which is not a Christian concept. To do this to form their Ummah.

By jihad, by killing of innocents, and by rape. Also not Christian. Abusing children by marrying little girls is also not Christian. Killing anyone who tries to convert to Christianity is, well, not Christian!

Get your facts straight, you dumb turd. We worship the Trinity and are saved by the grace of God in believing He sent His only Son to die for our sins.

I'm quite sure that's not in the koran or spoken at mosques. We don't worship a rock or wait for the 12th imam.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:15 PM (hzuYO)

31 "This kind of interfaith dialogue, it doesn't water down your tradition, in fact it strengthens it, it brings out new flavors and new colors."

What a bunch of horse hockey. He despises Biblical Christianity.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 06:15 PM (rHgXV)

32 Ahem.

>Given short shrift in the melee around the facts (by the media, to be clear, not by Sen. Paul and his team) is that this alleged funding of virus-enhancing research wasn't just given to a lab in any nation, but to one run by the Chinese Communist Party, our chief geopolitical nemesis, and by any accounts a malignant communist regime opposed to truth and transparency of any kind. Why would we trust them with anything, none the less to conduct above-board research into a deadly pathogen, particularly when they had displayed a long history of safety lapses?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 06:15 PM (viF8m)

33 But every white person is a slaver, yeah yeah heard it all before

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:16 PM (vE0+H)

34 31 "This kind of interfaith dialogue, it doesn't water down your tradition, in fact it strengthens it, it brings out new flavors and new colors."


I like my Tradition just the way it is..

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 06:16 PM (FtULh)

35 In a recent interview with The New York Times, Talarico asserted that his faith was rooted in "biblical Christianity."

It's where I first appeared in print!

Posted by: Stan at July 30, 2026 06:16 PM (Lp05i)

36 Posted by: Molly Hatchet at July 30, 2026 06:13 PM (2Ez/1)
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I saw them live at their peak ("Fall of The Peacemaker" was all over the airwaves).

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:16 PM (TN0g+)

37 >>Not every Muslim is an Islamist,

If anyone says that, they should be asked:
- Name a muslim majority country that is not "islamist"
- Name a muslim theology which does not call for conquest and jihad, and sharia
- Name muslim book or leader who speaks out against terrorism, sharia, blasphemy laws, etc.


>> in many cases it is the tyranny and cruelty of Islamism that forced them to seek a new life here in the first place.

If this is true, have they renounced islam? Have they converted? At best, they are afraid to but if that is the case, why do we allow them to drag their terror religion into the West? Either renounce the terror religion, or stay where it rules.
But it is a lie, they do not come to escape islam, but to spread it as their book tells them to. They come to extract their payment from non-believers in the form of benefits. They may not commit direct terrorism themselves, but they embrace islam and the spread of islam. They just want the cowardly route to conquest.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (r+DqQ)

38 He funded the research that created the virus and benefitted from the 'vaccine' to protect against his franken-virus.

No. Not "Fauci". Us. The United States of America.

This doesn't get said enough. We - the United States of America - funded research into a bio-weapon ... performed by our open Global Rival, no less ... that escaped containment.

Its a wonder that we're not the target of a Global Intervention, frankly. World Wars have been started for less.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (LTPTz)

39 I still think internal craziness by the DSA and hard left will help the Republicans in the midterms. However external craziness like Ceuta will also be helpful. People don't like chaos they like stability. The left likes chaos

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (BlDDt)

40 This kind of interfaith dialogue, it doesn't water down your tradition, in fact it strengthens it, it brings out new flavors and new colors
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God already created every flavor and color, douchefag

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (vE0+H)

41 There are some interesting things in other religions:

- the fatalism of Norse, fighting even though you know in the end that you will lose and it will all end.

- Buddhism. Life is pain. Life is learning to tolerate pain.

- Manicheanism, where the idea that the fight between good and evil is eternal, with the outcome in doubt.

All of these things are interesting, but mostly in how they connect to Christian teachings. You examine your own and reflect on it, by looking at the others.

Talarico is just a cafeteria/fad/g christian in the same way Madanno was... into Kahballa? Was that the Jewish thing she was into for 10 mins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

42 Should I feel seen right now?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:18 PM (vE0+H)

43 Talarico does not seem very Christiany.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

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Satan is usually better-disguised -- but apparently has decided to come out the closet ... fabulously!

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 06:19 PM (GH5++)

44 Judging by Fauci's shaking hand while reading his opening statement yesterday, he has Parkinson's Disease. So I might just pick up a Fauci Bobblehead for kicks and giggles:

https://tinyurl.com/mtnafdta

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 06:19 PM (dIske)

45 Should I feel seen right now?
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Post something about Queensryche and I'll comment.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:20 PM (TN0g+)

46 However, if there was a banana Dream doll it would have the mechanical grip, and would shoot plastic missiles out of various orifi, not that nerf spongy crap, hard plastic missiles that'll result in at least a dozen lawsuits. And when you pulled the string in the back it would randomly alternate between saying a great pick-me-up phrase or a horrible insult. You never know which, so very exiting.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 30, 2026 06:20 PM (3uBP9)

47 Oh, and Islam is a shit cult started by a raping pedophile who got passed around like a joint at a Grateful Dead concert. His ass was larger than his donkeys. He's a cowardly fuckwad who we all have met some time in our life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s)

48 I did not watch Fauci before Congress, but apparently Josh Hawley asked Fauci the color of his own tie and what color was the rug in front of him. Fauci pled the 5th on everything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 06:12 PM (rHgXV)

To be fair, you have to. If you answer anything you can be forced to answer other questions.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

49 Talarico must attend the same church as Obungo. Where the priest got beards for the ghey men. SPIT

Plus he looks like Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine.

There is no way, NO WAY, he got a hint of Christianity from islam.

On this alone he should lose.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:21 PM (hzuYO)

50 Post something about Queensryche and I'll comment.
Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:20 PM (TN0g+)

Not falling for that one!!!

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:21 PM (vE0+H)

51 @BasilTheGreat
·
2h
🚨BREAKING: Spanish citizens and African invaders have started clashing on the streets of Ceuta

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 06:22 PM (ZxPkt)

52
Talarico is just a cafeteria/fad/g christian in the same way Madanno was... into Kahballa? Was that the Jewish thing she was into for 10 mins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

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She's apparently still involved but less vocal these days.

[Per Brave "AI":]
Madonna has been a prominent figure in the Kabbalah Centre since discovering the practice in the late 1990s, famously introducing many celebrities to Jewish mysticism.

In 2025, she was reported to be teaching a master class on the mystical studies of the Zohar through the Kabbalah Centre’s platform, despite ongoing controversies surrounding the organization.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 06:22 PM (GH5++)

53 He funded the research that created the virus and benefitted from the 'vaccine' to protect against his franken-virus.

No. Not "Fauci". Us. The United States of America.

This doesn't get said enough. We - the United States of America - funded research into a bio-weapon ... performed by our open Global Rival, no less ... that escaped containment.

Its a wonder that we're not the target of a Global Intervention, frankly. World Wars have been started for less.
Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (LTPTz)

Yes, "We" did, but the director for us was Fauci - only he could sign off on GoF research outside the country, and it was his project, to his people the whole way.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

54 44 Judging by Fauci's shaking hand while reading his opening statement yesterday, he has Parkinson's Disease. So I might just pick up a Fauci Bobblehead for kicks and giggles:

https://tinyurl.com/mtnafdta
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 06:19 PM (dIske)
*********

Maybe...but I'd guess abject fear and rage in his utter humiliation. The worst thing for a malignant narcissist sociopath.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:23 PM (hzuYO)

55 " the people criticizing my performance are only doing so because they want to "destroy democracy."

"obey me when I shut down your schools, keep you in your homes, get you fired for non-compliance if you don't take my untested (non-)vax. This is what democracy is all about ... Obey Me, OBEY ME."

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 06:23 PM (vbXSk)

56 There is no way, NO WAY, he got a hint of Christianity from islam.

Frankly ... I don't care.

Did the Upper Midwest Lutherans jump out in the beginning, advocating for the import of Somali and other Refugees for righteous reasons ?

I just don't care anymore.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:23 PM (LTPTz)

57 WOW...Brandon Gill is a savage:

He made a comment about Ilhan Omar being deported.

Omar responded by telling him to f*ck off or something to that effect.

Gill responded by asking here if she kisses her brother with that mouth.

(BURN)

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)

58 Post something about Queensryche and I'll comment.
Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:20 PM (TN0g+)

Not falling for that one!!!
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Lol! Ace said he might one day take a listen to "Operation Mindcrime". Its a far better album than we deserved--some have compared it favorably as metal's answer to "Dark Side of The Moon".

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

59 I just got my 27th COVID shot and look at me.

My brain is still firing on all pistols...

Posted by: Kami Harris at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (qD4Ju)

60 Talerico looks like a stoned, retarded and perverted Richie Cunningham.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (p+u/Q)

61 This doesn't get said enough. We - the United States of America - funded research into a bio-weapon ... performed by our open Global Rival, no less ... that escaped containment.

Its a wonder that we're not the target of a Global Intervention, frankly. World Wars have been started for less.
Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (LTPTz)

I truly believed this was the reason for the cover up...

I was Naive. It was a combination of Hubris, and a total breakdown of the Government protecting the American Citizens Rights.

Flat out... all the checks and balances, including the Courts... failed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (mP0Kj)

62
@BasilTheGreat
·
2h
🚨BREAKING: Spanish citizens and African invaders have started clashing on the streets of Ceuta

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 06:22 PM (ZxPkt)

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Ace should have included such a video in the post ... but nobody reads his posts.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (GH5++)

63
Gill responded by asking here if she kisses her brother with that mouth.

(BURN)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)
*******
LOL! Perfection! I LOVE IT!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (hzuYO)

64 Yes, "We" did, but the director for us was Fauci - only he could sign off on GoF research outside the country, and it was his project, to his people the whole way.

The "director" of 1940s Germany was a guy named Adolf. When things reach a certain point ? Good Germans don't get sorted from the Bad.

The Eight Air Force bombs them all the same.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:25 PM (LTPTz)

65 “It doesn’t matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn’t matter how smart you are. If it doesn’t agree with experiment, it’s wrong.”

Richard Feynman

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 06:25 PM (u82oZ)

66 Lol! Ace said he might one day take a listen to "Operation Mindcrime". Its a far better album than we deserved--some have compared it favorably as metal's answer to "Dark Side of The Moon".
Posted by: Crusader

It's a good album. Let's not get carried away.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 06:26 PM (wOO3z)

67 Not sure who is who in that spanish vid. Are the muzzies chasing spanish guys carrying bags or are the spanish kicking the muzzies?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 06:26 PM (n5tGW)

68 Dr. Giggles > Dr. Fauci

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD)

69 "On the campaign trail, Democrat candidate James Talarico often describes his faith as "biblical Christianity." But the Senate hopeful once credited Islamic mystics with shaping his faith just as much as Christian writers, audio unearthed by The Daily Wire reveals."

He is everything Leftists claim to abhor:
White
Male
Texan
Christian

Where do the Democrats find all these fakes to run for Senate?
Talarico
Beto!
Platner
Platner's replacement on the ballot

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 06:27 PM (5rh/l)

70 The reason you should be able to tell it’s an Op, is by what is absent so much as what is not. It’s the dog that doesn’t bark. Tough to prove, but I’ve no doubt.

No public figures dare speak out, apparently, for many years now. Certainly no major religious figures. Instead we get these defective fags who want us all to be more like moslems.

Fuck You

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (r2olS)

71 Ace should have included such a video in the post ... but nobody reads his posts.
Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (GH5++)
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The videos are terrifying. I feel so badly for these people who are now having their homes broken into. There will be innocents who die. I will pray for them.

These savage barbarians arrived with no money, no way of working, no clothing or food. Dumped off a ship out of site with their little tubes. Swimming my fat arse as they can't swim.

So, Mr. Presidente of Spain, just what do you think will happen, eh?

Spain, get it together! ASAP! FIGHT BACK!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (hzuYO)

72 The Eight Air Force bombs them all the same.

"Hold my beer." - Bomber Harris.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (2GVsD)

73 Concept albums are gay.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (Dds21)

74 Gill responded by asking here if she kisses her brother with that mouth.

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Next time he can ask her if she blows her brother with that mouth.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (GH5++)

75 Fauci thought he was Emperor

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (Ia/+0)

76 Dr. Giggles > Dr. Fauci
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Doctor X > Dr. Giggles > Dr. Fauci

Posted by: Geoff Tate at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (TN0g+)

77 Good thing the Spaniards don't own things like shot-guns. Long guns. Hell, even striker-fired 9mm plastic frame Hi Points.

You know - the stuff every single Euro, and most Canucks, I've ever had to work around scold me for being able to buy here in the Wild West.

Folks ... I don't care if they win or lose. For two long, we've never seen real consequences.

Maybe the Spaniards will learn some things are more important than a Global Soccer Tournament.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:29 PM (LTPTz)

78 worst activist judges.

-
Breaking: A Texas Court swore a fricken witness in in the name of “Allah”.

https://tinyurl.com/2sjdv8r3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 06:29 PM (ndZc7)

79 Where do the Democrats find all these fakes to run for Senate?

Probably on a Reddit thread: /SocialistFreaks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2026 06:29 PM (2GVsD)

80
I truly believed this was the reason for the cover up...

I was Naive. It was a combination of Hubris, and a total breakdown of the Government protecting the American Citizens Rights.

Flat out... all the checks and balances, including the Courts... failed.
Posted by: Romeo13

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I like studying system failures, so I feel compelled to explain a bit --

We, the USA, justified this by claiming that it was necessary to keep one foot in the Chinese labs in order to monitor what they were doing. Kind of like an undercover cop working with a gang to sell drugs. We felt it safer to be involved than to be ignorant and surprised.

But in reality, the scientists -- especially guys like Fauci -- saw it as a grift and the bigger the problem, the bigger the grift. It was not done with evil intent, China did it with evil intent. We did it with corrupt and incompetent intent. Not sure which is worse.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 06:29 PM (r+DqQ)

81 "Prosecutors release more admissions by Tyler Robinson that he murdered Charlie Kirk, provoking Candace Owens to ask the question, when did the Jews get to Tyler Robinson?"

The prosecutors didn't rule out the Jews so who am I to rule them out. Candace Strong!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (wAogl)

82 Definitely didn't have a civil war breaking out in Spain on my bingo card

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (abScH)

83 There should be a word for when you were right all along about something important and when it finally comes out, it doesn't matter and nothing changes. Maybe there is. Sucker.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (vTZFs)

84 It looks like the Spaniards were kicking the muzzie ass. But not 100% sure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (wOO3z)

85 Those diary entries reveal a startlingly sociopathic personality.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (JvZF+)

86 Imagine. Covid was supposed to be released under President Clinton and help her sail to reelection with no opponent able to even *campaign* against the incumbent, lest they be accused of killing grandma.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (vE0+H)

87 The Eight Air Force bombs them all the same.

"Hold my beer." - Bomber Harris.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (2GVsD)


A pussy that meant well.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (LTPTz)

88 61 This doesn't get said enough. We - the United States of America - funded research into a bio-weapon ... performed by our open Global Rival, no less ... that escaped containment.

Its a wonder that we're not the target of a Global Intervention, frankly. World Wars have been started for less.
Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (LTPTz)

I truly believed this was the reason for the cover up...

I was Naive. It was a combination of Hubris, and a total breakdown of the Government protecting the American Citizens Rights.

Flat out... all the checks and balances, including the Courts... failed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (mP0Kj)

The bureaucracy is pretty close to autonomous and broadly divisible into factions.

Which is why speaking of the US government as a singular entity is incoherent.

Is the US government in favor of or opposed to X? The answer is it is on both sides typically. Which side in the conflict is it financing? Both.

Although in the case of public officials we at least have positions and votes, generally elements of the bureaucracy are unaccountable and have very little monitoring.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (okun6)

89 "Not every Muslim is an Islamist, but every Islamist is a Muslim. The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists; in many cases it is the tyranny and cruelty of Islamism that forced them to seek a new life here in the first place."

Beck has a new video on the threat of Islamists. He says many Saudis don't want to send their kids to England for education, because they fear their kids will be radicalized to the "Islamist Conqueror" side of Islam.

Beck also emphasizes he thinks the Islamist side is not all of Islam, but that much of the Islamist side wants to conquer by infiltration, not terrorism. Seems like a good video, so far. It's at Prageru.com.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 06:31 PM (vbXSk)

90 How goes the lawsuit against Candy Ovens by the Macrons?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2026 06:31 PM (2GVsD)

91 67 Not sure who is who in that spanish vid. Are the muzzies chasing spanish guys carrying bags or are the spanish kicking the muzzies?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 06:26 PM (n5tGW)
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I think it's the Spanish guys kicking the muzzie invaders. The one I saw had a plastic bag of something and he ran far and someone threw something at him.

It's possibly my worst nightmare other than an invasion of snakes. Sort of the same, I guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)

92 AND to produce mail in ballots. It was a guaranteed eight years of The Hag.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:31 PM (vE0+H)

93 This Crowder clip that's been going around where they're laughing hysterically at Candace Owens' "military analysis" is great.

https://x.com/bren45000/status/2082668657109254207

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 06:31 PM (v8+Kf)

94 Concept albums are gay.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 06:28 PM (Dds21)

All albums are concept albums.

"here are the best songs we came up with" is a concept.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 06:31 PM (uhVAy)

95 But in reality, the scientists -- especially guys like Fauci -- saw it as a grift and the bigger the problem, the bigger the grift. It was not done with evil intent, China did it with evil intent. We did it with corrupt and incompetent intent. Not sure which is worse.

The Chinese did it on OUR dime. Not the other way around.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (LTPTz)

96 I am having a bit of hankering for destroying a bit of their democracy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:05 PM (dK+Kv)

A bit of a hankering? I was thinking rapacious vampiric thirst

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:10 PM (vE0+H)

OK, glowie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)

97 Definitely didn't have a civil war breaking out in Spain on my bingo card

Almost been a century since the last one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD)

98 Not every Muslim is a terrorist, but
-- Every white person has implicit biases
-- Every young boy is a potential rapist
-- Every white person has privilege

Posted by: 29Victor at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (0MjtC)

99 Fauci did not send money directly to Wuhan. It gave grants to EcoHealth Alliance who funneled the money to Wuhan.

Do you know who else gave money to EcoHealth Alliance? The DoD and USAID.

As I've been saying this is much bigger than just Fauci. The all knew what was going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (viF8m)

100 In 2022 the little science gnome told us he would be glad to testify and had nothing to hide.

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (UdzVy)

101 Over at Hot Air there's a video from Fauci in the early eighties were he is saying AIDS can be contracted by close contact not involving sex. The guy has been wrong and evil that long

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:33 PM (BlDDt)

102 "Not every Muslim is an Islamist, but every Islamist is a Muslim. The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists; in many cases it is the tyranny and cruelty of Islamism that forced them to seek a new life here in the first place."

That and the stabbing and raping of the indigenous Brits without out consequences.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 30, 2026 06:33 PM (wAogl)

103 New Court can put Fauci on trial as a terrorist. He doesn't have to testify. He can sit there and let the facts be presented.
If he's convicted of murderous terrorism can he be executed or merely be stripped of his ill gotten gain and deported?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 06:33 PM (826kS)

104 Gill responded by asking here if she kisses her brother with that mouth.

(BURN)
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)
*******
LOL! Perfection! I LOVE IT!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:24 PM (hzuYO)
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I was skeptical, but Gill actually confirmed that the conversation took place face to face on the House floor after Gill started circulating a petition to have her deported.

That dude is growing on me. First term congressman jumping in head first and not concerning himself with the GOPe code of self-deprecating "dignity."

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 06:33 PM (dIske)

105 Every Islamist is Muslim is funny too. Even that is bs.

All the people letting these Islamists spread into the civilized world are Islamists.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:33 PM (vE0+H)

106 A bit of a hankering? I was thinking rapacious vampiric thirst
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I saw Rapacious Vampiric Thirst open for Suicidal Tendencies at the Cow Palace in '94.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:34 PM (TN0g+)

107 85 Those diary entries reveal a startlingly sociopathic personality.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (JvZF+)
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Yep! He needs to be in a padded cell. Alone and weeping for Julia to save him.

He never thought anyone would see his evil thoughts. That's the beauty of this. He never thought he'd get caught, being the smartest man in the entire world.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:34 PM (hzuYO)

108 . He says many Saudis don't want to send their kids to England for education, because they fear their kids will be radicalized to the "Islamist Conqueror" side of Islam.

Beck also emphasizes he thinks the Islamist side is not all of Islam, but that much of the Islamist side wants to conquer by infiltration, not terrorism. Seems like a good video, so far. It's at Prageru.com.
Posted by: illiniwek

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Radicalized by who? By the mosques the Saudis built and fund? By the immams the Saudis trained and sent over?

S.A. is just playing the "good cop" on a civilizational Mutt and Jeff routine.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 06:34 PM (r+DqQ)

109 OK, glowie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)

What gave it away, the good grammar?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vE0+H)

110 ...between Spanish citizens and the Moroccan invaders.

I bet they're not Moroccan. Morocco just happened to have 80,000 military-aged males to spare as soon as George Soros put down the phone?

Oh, I see that Spain has a birthrate of 1.21. Same playbook as here, but they are REALLY low.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 06:35 PM (+ffGB)

111 Beck also emphasizes he thinks the Islamist side is not all of Islam, but that much of the Islamist side wants to conquer by infiltration, not terrorism. Seems like a good video, so far. It's at Prageru.com.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 06:31 PM (vbXSk)
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It's a multi-pronged approach.

The terrorist faction stirs up trouble.

In response, the "moderate" faction encourages The Powers That Be that in order to prevent "Islamophobia," they need to put Muslims in positions of power in government.

Then the infiltrator faction takes over.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 06:35 PM (FZ29D)

112 Concept albums are gay.
Posted by: garrett
_________

I love Quadrophenia. Tommy, not so much.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 06:36 PM (XvL8K)

113 Judging by Fauci's shaking hand while reading his opening statement yesterday, he has Parkinson's Disease.

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Well, we can rule out that he has a conscience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 06:36 PM (ndZc7)

114 We, the USA, justified this by claiming that it was necessary to keep one foot in the Chinese labs in order to monitor what they were doing. Kind of like an undercover cop working with a gang to sell drugs. We felt it safer to be involved than to be ignorant and surprised.

But in reality, the scientists -- especially guys like Fauci -- saw it as a grift and the bigger the problem, the bigger the grift. It was not done with evil intent, China did it with evil intent. We did it with corrupt and incompetent intent. Not sure which is worse.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 06:29 PM (r+DqQ)

This claim has been floated in the media as though it were an intelligence operation, but it doesn't really match the profile of one and there isn't evidence of it. The normal thing is to just co-opt people more directly and not leave the obvious fingerprints of a US grant.

Academics are generally happy to finance unethical experiments and there's a flood of this sort of money into a variety of things. China is pretty well embedded with American academia and also happier to host many of these experiments. Money also flows the other way, from China to US universities.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:36 PM (okun6)

115 OK, glowie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)

What gave it away, the good grammar?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vE0+H)

The khakis and the button down.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv)

116 84 It looks like the Spaniards were kicking the muzzie ass. But not 100% sure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Yes, local Spaniards were being a "welcome committee" to the Moroccans, entailing fists and kicks.

They don't care about any optics. Their patience is beyond worn thin. We're quickly transitioning to vigilante time in Europe.

I don't know anything about Spanish election schedules, but it looks like their President will be booted out art the first opoprtunity.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2026 06:36 PM (Av6i5)

117 If you're not Islamic you are a kaffar , an infidel. A kaffar must be reconverted, enslaved or killed. The difference between jihadists and other Muslims is irrelevant. Act accordingly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:36 PM (BlDDt)

118 Concept albums are gay.
Posted by: garrett


What are your thoughts on matching Vepsas, Crocs, and Messenger Bags ?

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:37 PM (LTPTz)

119 "Fights are now BREAKING OUT IN THE STREETS between Spanish citizens and the Moroccan invaders. TENS OF THOUSANDS of Muslim migrants have now descended on a town of just 83,000 people."

Party like its the Battle of Covadonga (c. 718 or 722).

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 30, 2026 06:37 PM (wAogl)

120 Beck also emphasizes he thinks the Islamist side is not all of Islam...
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What a shock, Beck illustrates again why you love him one minute and despise him the next. There's been too many of those "next" minutes for me to ever love him again.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:37 PM (TN0g+)

121 If you're a scumbag and you know it
Plead the Fifth
If you're a scumbag and you know it
Plead the Fifth

If you killed a bunch of people
With a virus and a needle
You're a scumbag and we know it

Plead the Fifth

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 30, 2026 06:37 PM (SXIOT)

122 Media tries to keep up the pretense that the Paxton - Talarico race is “close”. And yet no one in Texas cares about Paxton’s “Scandals”, because they’ve all been dragged out in public for at least 10 years now, and he keeps winning elections. There’s no “there” there, and everyone knows it.

Not to mention that everyone knows now that Talarico is a grinning demon in a skin suit whose only true goal is to weaken and damage Christians and Christianity itself. He can’t hide it, he’s proud of it, and so are his California backers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 06:38 PM (7ODL9)

123 I’d have to say the best concept album is Crack The Skye by Mastodon.

Definitely not gay.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:38 PM (KGRww)

124 95 "But in reality, the scientists -- especially guys like Fauci -- saw it as a grift and the bigger the problem, the bigger the grift. It was not done with evil intent, China did it with evil intent. We did it with corrupt and incompetent intent. Not sure which is worse."

The Chinese did it on OUR dime. Not the other way around.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (LTPTz)

The grant was $600k over several years. That's a joint project and not a very large one for the institution.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:38 PM (okun6)

125 >>What are your thoughts on matching Vepsas, Crocs, and Messenger Bag


Out of the list, including 'Concept Albums'...

Vespa are the Least Gay.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 06:38 PM (Dds21)

126 112 Concept albums are gay.
Posted by: garrett
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I love Quadrophenia. Tommy, not so much.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


"A Quick One While He's Away" was an entire mini concept album condensed down into a single song.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (Av6i5)

127 I’d have to say the best concept album is Crack The Skye by Mastodon.
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You really should check out "The Elder"--that one was epic, if I say so myself.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (TN0g+)

128 Beck also emphasizes he thinks the Islamist side is not all of Islam...

Again, if I have to sort through three different rotten apples to find one that's just tart ?

Throw out the barrel. Don't care if its "fair" to every apple in the barrel.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (LTPTz)

129 The khakis and the button down.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 06:36 PM (dK+Kv)

Hey! I'm wearing khaki shorts and a button shirt right now. But, the shirt is Hawaiian style because it's hot as fuck in here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

130 "Fauci's journal: the people criticizing my performance are only doing so because they want to "destroy democracy." "

Parroting the Party Line, like a good apparatchik.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (VyBeY)

131 > What are your thoughts on matching Vepsas, Crocs, and Messenger Bags ?

Gayer than a Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper, Barack Obama turducken.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (mkw2N)

132 The Saudi’s actually have a pretty orderly society, because MBS keeps a tight lid on any bullshit he doesn’t approve of.

I think they still do about 2 or 3 beheadings a week, a policy I wholeheartedly endorse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (7ODL9)

133 The Chinese did it on OUR dime. Not the other way around.
Posted by: Curtis LeMay

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Not exactly, they paid for the lab, and they ran a lot of experiments. They paid for the trips to collect all the bat viruses, etc. They had a pretty big independent program and we were only involved in a few projects. Yes, Fauci helped them, but I think a bigger problem is all the universities training their virologists -- no one talks about that. They should be trying to figure out how to eat with forks, not building DUV steppers.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (r+DqQ)

134 Marco Esquivel is gayer than a train of gay rentboys training in a porta-a-potty.

I don’t have time to look this up now, but only a few hours ago it was 1,500 Moroccan invaders in the Spanish city in Morocco. Now it’s 80k? Do we have accurate numbers, or are we just making this up?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (bB/I5)

135 I bet they're not Moroccan.
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 06:35 PM (+ffGB)
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Morocco serves as a transit hub for refugees. They have about 22,000 foreign refugees on hand at any given time. There are an additional 140,000 foreign nationals there at any given time. Syria, Guinea, Senegal, Sudan, and Côte d'Ivoire are the primary refugees. And, it's a known fact that Morocco is used as a stepping off point to gain access to Europe for sub-Saharan nations.

And of course, it's all primarily United Nations sponsored and organized.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (dIske)

136 The Chinese did it on OUR dime. Not the other way around.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (LTPTz)

The grant was $600k over several years. That's a joint project and not a very large one for the institution.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:38 PM (okun6)


So we got a Bargain on funding our part of a BioWeapon that escaped containment ? Is that really what you want to lead with ?

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (LTPTz)

137 My favorite concept album is The Great Twenty-Eight by Chuck Berry.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (wAogl)

138 Fauci's journal: the people criticizing my performance are only doing so because they want to "destroy democracy."

He stole that from Animal House.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 06:42 PM (+ffGB)

139 Morocco serves as a transit hub for refugees. They have about 22,000 foreign refugees on hand at any given time. There are an additional 140,000 foreign nationals there at any given time. Syria, Guinea, Senegal, Sudan, and Côte d'Ivoire are the primary refugees. And, it's a known fact that Morocco is used as a stepping off point to gain access to Europe for sub-Saharan nations.

And of course, it's all primarily United Nations sponsored and organized.
Posted by: Orson

By chance, did you mean Mexico?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 30, 2026 06:42 PM (wAogl)

140 Fauci's blanket pardon goes back to 2014. Barak Obama was president in 2014 and Joey shit pants was VP.

EcoHealth was originally a British non-profit. They also worked with the WHO and the UN. I bet with a little digging it will be found they took money from a number of western governments not just the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 06:42 PM (viF8m)

141 112 Big fan of Lighthouse. Best Who concept album ever.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2026 06:43 PM (bX16E)

142 that talarico tweet Ace posted up top is *chef's kiss*!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 30, 2026 06:43 PM (VyBeY)

143 I worked with a surgeon who was muslim in the ED. His last name would blow your minds. Seemed reasonable. Educated in the USA. Didn't wear deodorant, as under very stressful times I noticed.

Anyway, there was an attack or something a few months after 9/11 when I worked with all the staff there. I can't remember if it was anthrax (we were in FL) or what. I was walking from another building to the ED and he was in the parking lot as well and was on the phone and pale, as it was a bad mark for islam, whatever it was.

On 9/11 I called my husband who was in a big meeting. Said we are at war as I'd just watched the second plane hit the WTC. He told all there and a nice guy he worked with, by all accounts, also muslim, got very pale, too as they turned on a tv.

Some in the Western world may WANT to reform or even convert...but they face death in wanting either. It is that simple. And if married to an American they would fall back on the koran before defending their wife and family.

You are either in or out, and only the very brave get out if they convert to Christianity. There are Christians in hiding in Iran and I pray for them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:43 PM (hzuYO)

144 "A Quick One While He's Away" was an entire mini concept album condensed down into a single song.
Posted by: zombie
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They used part of that in Rushmore in the scenes where Max goes after Blume. Wes Anderson picks good music.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 06:43 PM (XvL8K)

145 This Crowder clip that's been going around where they're laughing hysterically at Candace Owens' "military analysis" is great.

https://x.com/bren45000/status/2082668657109254207
Posted by: Ian S.

She's like a 21st century von Clausewitz!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 06:44 PM (ndZc7)

146 Maybe...but I'd guess abject fear and rage in his utter humiliation. The worst thing for a malignant narcissist sociopath.

I don't believe you are right. To prove it, we ought to have him in stockade and have people throw things at him. That is conceivably worse than mere "humiliation".

There is a lot of opportunity to plumb the depths of possible ways to add to his humiliation. I think in the name of The Science™ we should try them all.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 06:44 PM (nAS9C)

147 You can legally own a firearm in Spain, but only with a valid license tied to a specific purpose (hunting, sport shooting, or limited self‑defense), and the process involves background checks, psychophysical exams, training, and registration. Fully automatic weapons are banned.

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 06:44 PM (ZxPkt)

148 The girl found dead in Ayanna Presley's husband's house has been ruled a homicide. Wonder if Ayanna cut the bitch for fooling around with her man

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:45 PM (BlDDt)

149 The only "out "of Islam is death

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:45 PM (abScH)

150 136 The Chinese did it on OUR dime. Not the other way around.

Posted by: Curtis LeMay at July 30, 2026 06:32 PM (LTPTz)

The grant was $600k over several years. That's a joint project and not a very large one for the institution.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:38 PM (okun6)

So we got a Bargain on funding our part of a BioWeapon that escaped containment ? Is that really what you want to lead with ?

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:41 PM (LTPTz)

1. This isn't a US lab.
2. This isn't a US project. It is at most joint, but more realistically a Chinese project that received some US grant money
3. This is one of many stupid grants the US hands out, also one of many unethical ones
4. US Academia loves this stuff and we should really cut off the spigot to them

If it were US intelligence I'd be happy to torch them for it too, but if we're trying to cut off US funding to it, Fauci's networks look like a better place to start.

In all likelihood this sort of research will continue in China absent their government deciding to crack down on it. No need for us to finance it though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:46 PM (okun6)

151 You can legally own a firearm in Spain, but only with a valid license tied to a specific purpose (hunting, sport shooting, or limited self‑defense), and the process involves background checks, psychophysical exams, training, and registration.

I'll bet "protect my little patch while being over-run by Africans" isn't on the approved list.

And again ... couldn't happen to a nicer continent.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:46 PM (LTPTz)

152 Throw out the barrel.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (LTPTz)

Throwww out the barrel......

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:46 PM (vE0+H)

153 ...it brings out new flavors

You've got something on your chin, there, Rico.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 06:46 PM (+ffGB)

154 his isn't a US project. It is at most joint, but more realistically a Chinese project that received some US grant money
3. This is one of many stupid grants the US hands out, also one of many unethical ones


So we just chipped in and we do this all the time ? You're going with that now ?

Rule Number One of Holes. Stop digging.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (LTPTz)

155 Science!

Posted by: Dr. Magnus Pyke (a real Scientist!) at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (brIJB)

156 Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:45 PM (abScH)

As a certified "glowie" (whatever one of those is), I will refrain from speaking of terms and the acceptability therein

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (vE0+H)

157 BREAKING: Spanish citizens and African invaders have started clashing on the streets of Ceuta
Posted by: Don Black
......

The Moors Invade II

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (UjdFS)

158 My favorite concept album is perhaps the most obscure record ever released - an album celebrating Zambia's independence, coming out in 1964. It has 26 short songs, each about a different letter of the alphabet, and each one, usually in some bizarre or obscure way, about Zambia, past present or future.

What makes itn remarkable is that almost all the sings are memorable, or catchy, or just plain ol' crazy. "C is for Copper Belt" is one of my favorites. Whoever the songwriter was, he was some kind of genius.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2026 06:48 PM (Av6i5)

159 128 Beck also emphasizes he thinks the Islamist side is not all of Islam...

Again, if I have to sort through three different rotten apples to find one that's just tart ?

Throw out the barrel. Don't care if its "fair" to every apple in the barrel.
Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (LTPTz)
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Hold the phone! Glenn Beck? I haven't paid much attention to him since his hemorrhoid surgery film fest.

Islam wants global. By infiltration, sure, with our laws of democracy. Being elected to office as a stepping stone. However, if death is needed and a lot of blood they would choose that as well, Beck.

Give me a break!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:48 PM (hzuYO)

160 "There is a lot of opportunity to plumb the depths of possible ways to add to his humiliation. I think in the name of The Science™ we should try them all.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 06:44 PM (nAS9C) "

this is practically required if real (non-capitalized) science is ever going to get a fraction of its groove back.

every campus in the country should have stocks and maybe a ducking stool until the Names are fully Rectified.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 30, 2026 06:48 PM (VyBeY)

161 154 his isn't a US project. It is at most joint, but more realistically a Chinese project that received some US grant money
3. This is one of many stupid grants the US hands out, also one of many unethical ones

So we just chipped in and we do this all the time ? You're going with that now ?

Rule Number One of Holes. Stop digging.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (LTPTz)

That's the idea, stop financing stupid and unethical stuff. That will not however stop these sorts of projects from occurring in China, as they pursue this on their own as well.

Are you able to keep up?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)

162 Throw out the barrel....
Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:39 PM (LTPTz)

Well I never!

Posted by: The Barrel at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (brIJB)

163 Its a wonder that we're not the target of a Global Intervention, frankly. World Wars have been started for less.
Posted by: I See ... at July

Mummy. No you don't

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (FxH7T)

164 BREAKING: Spanish citizens and African invaders have started clashing on the streets of Ceuta
Posted by: Don Black


If the Spaniards actually start winning ? Expect Spain to mobilize their own military ... all three of them ... as well as accept EU help.

And by "accept", I mean the EU will enforce the right of Africans to have room to destroy.

Again. Could not happen to a nicer continent.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (LTPTz)

165 The Moors Invade II
Posted by: wth

The Moops.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (ndZc7)

166 Black powder pistols are very popular in Europe because they are considered antiques and similar to how they are treated under the law here in the U.S.A. You can’t get a Glock or FN, then you get a Colt .36 Navy. I would not want to be on the receiving end.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (r2olS)

167 As a certified "glowie" (whatever one of those is), I will refrain from speaking of terms and the acceptability therein
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (vE0+H)


A "glowie" is a federal agent who interacts with the public clandestinely in an attempt to shift attitudes or provoke illegal action. As if you didn't know that, Mr. Glowie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 06:51 PM (ExV1e)

168
The Moors Invade II
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (UjdFS)
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"Charles Martel, courtesy phone!"

Pray, if you are one to pray, that this will be stopped and people will rise up to fight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:51 PM (hzuYO)

169 That's the idea, stop financing stupid and unethical stuff. That will not however stop these sorts of projects from occurring in China, as they pursue this on their own as well.

Are you able to keep up?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)


No matter if we stop "chipping in" on this type of crap, today, nothing can change what happened.

Our fingerprints are all over this. Which is what you're trying to minimize, obfuscate, and otherwise obscure. Because its not that hard to "keep up" with your less than brilliant bullshit.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:52 PM (LTPTz)

170 Attacks on Anthony Fauci were part of a right-wing plot to "destroy democracy," former National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) head Anthony Fauci mused in his personal diary released by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY).

Break this down for a moment.

And take this even from a very friendly take on Fauci's COVID policies - they were at best most a failure. The shots didn't stop the spread, they had negative health impacts, and none of the distancing/masking stuff did anything.

Well what should we do with a government official that fails? In the ancient world it would get you literally crucified in the modern world it should at least get you fired.

How is this "attacking democracy"? No one elected Fauci. An actual elected official firing him IS democracy.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 06:52 PM (sKqQm)

171 @TheBabylonBee
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California DMV Worker Requests Interpreter To Assist Customer Who Speaks English

hahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 06:52 PM (/+uur)

172 The threat to democracy is so very tired but they keep repeating it because they know it works.
I got blocked from here a few times today. Forgot exactly what it said. Is it because I’m a huge Queensryche fan? Absolutely love the guitar work.

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 30, 2026 06:53 PM (gN+5I)

173 Private gun ownership in Spain seems very tightly controlled- not many of the citizens of that little Spanish enclave are likely to be armed-

God help them

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 06:53 PM (ZxPkt)

174 San Quentin News org-

Thousands convert to Islam in prison each year
August 27, 2025

It begins, "In spite of misconceptions around radicalization, incarcerated people converting to Islam are finding freedom behind prison walls.

In the United States, there is a perception that incarcerated people who accept Islam are being radicalized, according to CBS News."

Made With Love At San Quentin State Prison
The Last Mile

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 30, 2026 06:53 PM (LL19j)

175 As if you didn't know that, Mr. Glowie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 06:51 PM (ExV1e)

Has a familiar ring now you come to mention it...

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)

176 It looks like the Spaniards were kicking the muzzie ass. But not 100% sure.

--

Have Spain's police force started arrested the actual citizens for hurting the poor invaders?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 06:54 PM (qBdHI)

177 The US funded over 120 biolabs in 30 countries

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:55 PM (abScH)

178 "here are the best songs we came up with" is a concept.
Posted by: Oldcat

But they often aren't the best songs the band came up with.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 06:55 PM (DZ9Lv)

179 >>1. This isn't a US lab.
2. This isn't a US project. It is at most joint, but more realistically a Chinese project that received some US grant money
3. This is one of many stupid grants the US hands out, also one of many unethical ones
4. US Academia loves this stuff and we should really cut off the spigot to them

Ralph Baric, who worked with Ecohealth and Wuhan and helped get the funding from Fauci to Wuhan, cutout, was deeply involved in coronaviruses and spike proteins.

It was more than just money and the intel community knew about it because they were giving money to Ecohealth as well through USAID and DOD.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m)

180 I see that the man of many handles is back again this evening with his newest handle to insult other posters who disagree with him.....I see.

I'm out. Have a good evening all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 06:56 PM (xSAlF)

181 Meloni won't put up with this shit, but Seguro in Portugal is a member of the Socialist Party.
This could get interesting.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)

182 137 My favorite concept album is The Great Twenty-Eight by Chuck Berry.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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I bought my copy in 1979. I know that because I drove to the mall with my brand new license and it was one of the first records I bought. (Can't remember the store name - they were big at the time.)

The first record was the Fats Domino legendary masters comp.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 06:56 PM (r+DqQ)

183 Ann Coulter's column today mocking Fauci's diary is gold.

Posted by: logorof at July 30, 2026 06:57 PM (vYkAJ)

184 There doesn't seem to be a Fauci Chia Pet.
Disappointed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 06:57 PM (XeU6L)

185 The US funded over 120 biolabs in 30 countries
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:55 PM (abScH)


Well, maybe, sure, OK. But per lab it was apparently pretty cheap and we do this all the time. So, you know, be an adult or something.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:58 PM (LTPTz)

186 Has anyone heard about biolabs in Ukraine lately? Been very quiet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:59 PM (BlDDt)

187 169 That's the idea, stop financing stupid and unethical stuff. That will not however stop these sorts of projects from occurring in China, as they pursue this on their own as well.

Are you able to keep up?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:50 PM (okun6)

No matter if we stop "chipping in" on this type of crap, today, nothing can change what happened.

Our fingerprints are all over this. Which is what you're trying to minimize, obfuscate, and otherwise obscure. Because its not that hard to "keep up" with your less than brilliant bullshit.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:52 PM (LTPTz)

1. It's a Chinese lab
2. It's a Chinese project largely with Chinese funding
3. They continue to have such projects and will not stop

I'm not saying the US didn't finance some of it, but this is like blaming the US for Palestinian attacks on Israel. We spend vastly more on that.

While we should try to stop the US government from doing stupid and evil things, which the cutoff of USAID was a great start at, that's not going to stop all the evil in the world. This is not some great dragon to slay that will fix everything but a small part of the problem.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 06:59 PM (okun6)

188 you get a Colt .36 Navy. I would not want to be on the receiving end.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Griswold & Gunnison

A friend told me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

189 NY Post had an article up earlier today showing Fauci receiving a bouquet of flowers at his mansion with a zoomed in note that said, "We love you, Dr. Fauci!" or something nauseating like that. Wonder if he sent them to himself and called the "media" to make sure they got a picture.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 06:59 PM (qBdHI)

190 Thousands convert to Islam in prison each year

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Prisoner: Buy I just want to rape, rob, and murder.

Prison Imam: You're in!

Posted by: George Costanza at July 30, 2026 07:00 PM (ndZc7)

191 I See, kiss my ass you latent asshole, You wanna fight, come on.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:01 PM (abScH)

192 Some in the Western world may WANT to reform or even convert...but they face death in wanting either. It is that simple. And if married to an American they would fall back on the koran before defending their wife and family.

You are either in or out, and only the very brave get out if they convert to Christianity. There are Christians in hiding in Iran and I pray for them.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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Many in the West renounce or convert. There is very little risk, except from their own families.

I agree with you -- in or out. If in, then get the f out of our country.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 07:01 PM (r+DqQ)

193 While we should try to stop the US government from doing stupid and evil things, which the cutoff of USAID was a great start at, that's not going to stop all the evil in the world. This is not some great dragon to slay that will fix everything but a small part of the problem.

There's going to be evil all over the world, guys. And we spend a lot of money. So, you know, if we throw a few dollars here and a few dollars there and some of those dollars end up funding a BioWeapon that leaks out ?

Hey, man, like, things happen.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 07:01 PM (LTPTz)

194 "Attacks on Anthony Fauci were part of a right-wing plot to 'destroy democracy,'"

And nothing says defending "democracy" more than silencing/suppressing views other than your own and getting them blacklisted, fired, or arrested.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2026 07:01 PM (oji8u)

195 Muslims think that everyone is a Muslim at birth so converts call themselves "reverts". Christians just say it's Original Sin and Jesus is the only Way.

See? Practically the same thing. - Talerico, paraphrased

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2026 07:02 PM (BvSB8)

196 The top photo of Fauci the Fake Crusader...it looks almost like Sec Hegseth sitting behind him. I wish he was as Falsie would have crapped himself like Biden.

He is looking more simian every day with his beady eyes...the dwarf garden gnome, no offense to simians.

Yesterday, no matter the outcome, was humiliating to him. It will haunt him til his last breath and his anger and rage will eat him internally.

Note: not the mass murders he helped along, the families he split in half, the elderly loved ones who died alone. The crashed economy, etc. None of that matters to him.

His ego does and it was crushed yesterday on camera. In the news around the world.

Now he is a cornered rat, which can be when they are the most dangerous. However, he is impotent and defeated. He cannot defend himself. I hope he also, in his warped and evil mind, feels the proper fool for keeping an electronic diary!

It will eat him as he implodes to the depths of hell when his day comes. From that I find a tiny bit of comfort, and altho I know it is not enough, it might have to do.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 07:02 PM (hzuYO)

197 I was most certainly right when I said that the Spanish army is being deployed to defend the "migrants"

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

198 Science is overcompensating. Science should stand undressed in front of a mirror and say words of affirmation. Wife of Science should help him with her words of love and affirmation.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at July 30, 2026 07:03 PM (wVcYX)

199 Fox News has Talarico 3 points ahead of Paxton.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2026 07:03 PM (Cqx++)

200 194 "Attacks on Anthony Fauci were part of a right-wing plot to 'destroy democracy,'"

And nothing says defending "democracy" more than silencing/suppressing views other than your own and getting them blacklisted, fired, or arrested.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2026 07:01 PM (oji8u)

So, attacking a lying Civil Servant who was never elected to anything, but was appointed... is an attack on... Democracy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 07:03 PM (mP0Kj)

201 Fauci: "'...because I represent something that is antithetical to them, namely, the truth,' he continued."

Holy crap! He should be shot into the Sun for that one.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2026 07:03 PM (oji8u)

202 ...Italy will not stand by and watch. We are convening the relevant bodies, and at the outcome of these meetings we are also ready to intervene with extraordinary tools to defend the borders and citizens' security, such as the suspension of the Schengen area with Spain.

On illegal immigration, we will not back down an inch: defending borders, stopping human traffickers and ensuring effective returns will continue to be the line of this Government
_Giorgia Meloni

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:03 PM (826kS)

203 >>I'm not saying the US didn't finance some of it, but this is like blaming the US for Palestinian attacks on Israel. We spend vastly more on that.

It's really not. Fauci didn't just provide them money through Ecohealth, he provided them technical assistance. It's right in the grant proposal.

>>As for DEFUSE, the proposal he submitted with Peter Daszak of EcoHealth Alliance and Zhengli Shi of the Wuhan Institute of Virology, he confirmed that the step of inserting a furin cleavage site into a viral backbone was his to perform: “That part would be done by me.” The furin cleavage site is the very feature of SARS-CoV-2 that first drew lab-origin scrutiny.

And it wasn't just Fauci. It was USAID and DOD as well. DARPA.

https://tinyurl.com/tmp2khd3

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

204 Fox News has Talarico 3 points ahead of Paxton.
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Nobody believes that.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 07:04 PM (TN0g+)

205 179 >>1. This isn't a US lab.
2. This isn't a US project. It is at most joint, but more realistically a Chinese project that received some US grant money
3. This is one of many stupid grants the US hands out, also one of many unethical ones
4. US Academia loves this stuff and we should really cut off the spigot to them

Ralph Baric, who worked with Ecohealth and Wuhan and helped get the funding from Fauci to Wuhan, cutout, was deeply involved in coronaviruses and spike proteins.

It was more than just money and the intel community knew about it because they were giving money to Ecohealth as well through USAID and DOD.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 06:55 PM (viF8m)

The CCP doesn't seem to have cleaned house in a way suggesting the lab had been compromised by US intelligence and they certainly haven't been shy about wiping them out in the past. It also seems apparent there isn't intel generated from this that has been provided to elected officials. That doesn't preclude the possibility that they were involved but it does make it a lot less likely.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 07:05 PM (okun6)

206 "This kind of interfaith dialogue, it doesn't water down your tradition, in fact it strengthens it, it brings out new flavors and new colors."


I like my Tradition just the way it is..
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 06:16 PM (FtULh)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Tevye at July 30, 2026 07:05 PM (wVcYX)

207 168
The Moors Invade II
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (UjdFS)

_________________________

It's the MOOPS. (shows trivial pursuit card to the Bubble Boy)

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 07:05 PM (dIske)

208 That Trump tweet made me wonder --

When you throw in the first ball, can you first warm up in the dugout? Hard to believe anyone could be such a spaz, but I never tried so I don't judge.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 07:05 PM (r+DqQ)

209 It's me donna, Birthday day today isn't it?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:06 PM (abScH)

210 186 Has anyone heard about biolabs in Ukraine lately? Been very quiet
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:59 PM (BlDDt)

*********
I have hope they are reduced to dust.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 07:06 PM (hzuYO)

211 On illegal immigration, we will not back down an inch: defending borders, stopping human traffickers and ensuring effective returns will continue to be the line of this Government
_Giorgia Meloni


Make no mistake. At the end of this, the EU is going to try to mobilize assets to put down any member that resists open borders.

And then things well get sporty. Because you ABSOLUTELY will see soldiers of all nationalities obey authority, for various reasons mostly connected to their choice of projecting force without question in return for a paycheck.

And then people like Meloni will have to rally whomever they can, and either win or hang.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 07:06 PM (LTPTz)

212 It's me donna, Birthday day today isn't it?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:06 PM (abScH)

I tried to get everyone going on it earlier but it failed miserably.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

213 Bertram Cabot, Jr.: "Fox News has Talarico 3 points ahead of Paxton."

I don't believe that for a second. Oh, I believe the FOXNews poll would report that now - it makes things newsy; I just don't believe the poll.

Beto was a better candidate that Talarico. Talarico gives off a creepy vibe besides having an atrocious DSA-friendly platform.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2026 07:09 PM (oji8u)

214 The Moors Invade II
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (UjdFS)
****************

"Charles Martel, courtesy phone!"

Pray, if you are one to pray, that this will be stopped and people will rise up to fight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky
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I tiresomely mention again 'The Camp of the Saints'

For them as haven't read it, Goodreads reviews:
https://shorturl.at/tUZF0

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 07:09 PM (XeU6L)

215 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, It's me donna. A glass raised in your honor.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:10 PM (abScH)

216 Meloni should get the mob involved. They'd love the work

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 07:10 PM (BlDDt)

217 >>The CCP doesn't seem to have cleaned house in a way suggesting the lab had been compromised by US intelligence and they certainly haven't been shy about wiping them out in the past. It also seems apparent there isn't intel generated from this that has been provided to elected officials. That doesn't preclude the possibility that they were involved but it does make it a lot less likely.

Why bother? All the information I am posting is public, it's been available for years. For some reason, our crackerjack media has decided not to report on it.

Obama made a big show of banning gain of function research in the US. But he didn't do dick about Fauci sending grants to the same researchers to do the research overseas including with the CCP.

And that's a big reason the media is trying to cover it up and for years cancel anyone who tried to put out the facts instead of the idiotic wet market bat/pangolin sex party.

It was manmade, it came from the Wuhan lab, and guys like Ralph Baric and Peter Daszak who who got grant from Fauci and the DOD and USAID (CIA) paid for at least some of it.

Perhaps that is one reason they tried to cover it up and still are.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m)

218 Beto was a better candidate that Talarico. Talarico gives off a creepy vibe besides having an atrocious DSA-friendly platform.

I seriously ask. What is the state of the Texas GOP ? I wouldn't know.

But the analogy that immediately comes to mind is what party couldn't beat a Second Term Barry Obama ? Enter the GOP. And Mitt Romney. Nothing says "we're playing for keeps" like nominating a Venture Capitalist immediately after a huge Stock Market Crash.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 07:12 PM (LTPTz)

219 203 >>I'm not saying the US didn't finance some of it, but this is like blaming the US for Palestinian attacks on Israel. We spend vastly more on that.

It's really not. Fauci didn't just provide them money through Ecohealth, he provided them technical assistance. It's right in the grant proposal.

>>As for DEFUSE, the proposal he submitted with Peter Daszak of EcoHealth Alliance and Zhengli Shi of the Wuhan Institute of Virology, he confirmed that the step of inserting a furin cleavage site into a viral backbone was his to perform: “That part would be done by me.” The furin cleavage site is the very feature of SARS-CoV-2 that first drew lab-origin scrutiny.

And it wasn't just Fauci. It was USAID and DOD as well. DARPA.

https://tinyurl.com/tmp2khd3

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

This guy is a SME. Lots of people in tech or specialized fields with backgrounds like this have some level of interaction with defense or intelligence.

As I've noted before there are a lot of dangerous/unethical academics. We should be constraining their interactions because they will share a lot of their most unhinged ideas.

The IC isn't trying to feed their ideas to China.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 07:13 PM (okun6)

220 Don't forget, there are people that got a Fauci tattoo

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 07:13 PM (bkuEU)

221 "Fights are now BREAKING OUT IN THE STREETS between Spanish citizens and the Moroccan invaders. TENS OF THOUSANDS of Muslim migrants have now descended on a town of just 83,000 people."

Party like its the Battle of Covadonga (c. 718 or 722).
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at July 30, 2026 06:37 PM (wAogl)

It's like a Mel Brooks movie!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 07:14 PM (wVcYX)

222 It's me donna, Birthday day today isn't it?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:06 PM (abScH)

I tried to get everyone going on it earlier but it failed miserably.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)
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I could only find 28 candles for the birthday cake!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:15 PM (FZ29D)

223 >>The IC isn't trying to feed their ideas to China.

And yet they did.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)

224 I think Fauci kept his "diary" because he thought it would be primary source material for future historians documenting how he saved the world. Instead it recorded for posterity that Tony Fauci's biggest fan is Tony Fauci.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 30, 2026 07:16 PM (ksbjf)

225 The Moors Invade"

Nah. They're invited.

Aleric may already be there.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 07:16 PM (cGjQu)

226 It's like a Mel Brooks movie!

We're Doing the French Mistake !!!

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 07:17 PM (LTPTz)

227 137 My favorite concept album is The Great Twenty-Eight by Chuck Berry.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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I bought my copy in 1979. I know that because I drove to the mall with my brand new license and it was one of the first records I bought. (Can't remember the store name - they were big at the time.)

The first record was the Fats Domino legendary masters comp.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 06:56 PM (r+DqQ)

Can I sit with you guys while Chuck does his stuff?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 07:18 PM (wVcYX)

228 Nood. Cafe. With a good top jpg.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

229 It's like a Mel Brooks movie!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 07:14 PM (wVcYX)
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Watch. Me. Faggots!

Posted by: Dom DeLuise at July 30, 2026 07:18 PM (oqH4h)

230 ISTR that the 'resumed in 2017' on GoF should have, to be accurate, been prefaced with 'illegally'. As in, they were told not to do it, they did it anyway, and lied about it. Let's not pretend that it somehow became legitimate just because they started doing it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 07:18 PM (aJQbY)

231 30 years ago Talarico would’ve been on TV wearing a Rolex praising Jesus and asking for donations on their Toll-Free Prayer Line.

60 years ago he would’ve been in a commune in Vermont playing the wise philosopher so he could skip chores, score free drugs and hookup with twinks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 07:18 PM (6ydKt)

232 Seriously, here is Ralph Baric's testimony before Rand Paul's committee from April. The whole world should read this.

It's much bigger than just Fauci.

https://tinyurl.com/tmp2khd3

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:19 PM (viF8m)

233 The IC isn't trying to feed their ideas to China.

And yet they did.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)


Well ... I think what the poster is TRYING to say is that - we give out A LOT of ideas. And a LOT of money. And, ok, sure, sometimes just by the law of averages sometimes those ideas and moneys will intersect and you get a BioWeapon that shuts down the world for a bit.

But, hey, if we didn't - somebody else would - but sure we did but was that really wrong ?

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 07:19 PM (LTPTz)

234 So, attacking a lying Civil Servant who was never elected to anything, but was appointed... is an attack on... Democracy?
———

He’s hoping nobody will notice. The clowns on the left, mostly will not. But just in case …

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 07:19 PM (JcZkb)

235
I did not know about the geography of Ceuta. It's an enclave, or maybe exclave would be better. Didn't know about the history of that at all.

Spain is not going to defend it. This is scary.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 07:19 PM (w6EFb)

236 And it wasn't just Fauci. It was USAID and DOD as well. DARPA.

https://tinyurl.com/tmp2khd3

Posted by: JackStraw
--

Don't hold back, just say it; Administrative State.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:20 PM (826kS)

237 "The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists; in many cases it is the tyranny and cruelty of Islamism that forced them to seek a new life here in the first place."

That is some bullshit. In Surah 4:100, the Prophet (PBUH) instructs Believers to move to foreign countries to spread islam.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GMWTj)

238 I did not watch Fauci before Congress, but apparently Josh Hawley asked Fauci the color of his own tie and what color was the rug in front of him. Fauci pled the 5th on everything.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 06:12 PM (rHgXV)


My understanding is that if you answer a question after invoking your 5th Amendment Rights, that works against you. I assume Fauci was told by his attorneys to not answer any questions.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 30, 2026 07:22 PM (ksbjf)

239 My favorite concept album is "Turn of a Friendly Card" by The Alan Parsons Project. I was a weird kid.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 30, 2026 07:22 PM (BvSB8)

240 I think Fauci kept his "diary" because he thought it would be primary source material for future historians documenting how he saved the world. Instead it recorded for posterity that Tony Fauci's biggest fan is Tony Fauci.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 30, 2026 07:16 PM (ksbjf)

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He did so because he was planning to write a book and collect even more grift ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 07:23 PM (Vq0ul)

241 "Don't forget, there are people that got a Fauci tattoo
Posted by: Notsothoreau"

It's pretty easy to convert it to a Jimothy one.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

242 216 Meloni should get the mob involved. They'd love the work
Posted by: Smell the Glove


That's basically the plot of "The Long Good Friday" with Bob Hoskins. The IRA descend on London and start committing terror acts, and the police are too incompetent or corrupt to do anything about it, so instead the cops start harassing the local gangsters (Bob).

Out of patience, Bob instead turns his underworld criminal gang into an anti-terror hit squad, eliminating the IRA, who have invaded his turf and unsettled things. Moral: Don't mess with Bob Hoskins. Best line, when Bob s warned that the Italian mafia might get involved: "The Mafia? I shit the Mafia."

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2026 07:23 PM (Av6i5)

243 Happy birthday its me donna

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 07:27 PM (JvZF+)

244 Men in prison join groups for mutual protection. Converting to Islam there isn't that different than joining Aryan Nation in prison

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 07:28 PM (bkuEU)

245 I See ...: "I seriously ask. What is the state of the Texas GOP ? I wouldn't know."

I'm indy conservative and classic Republican, not GOP per se. I'm no insider so I can't say. My observations, though, are that Texas continues to be dominant R and moving Righter. Yes, Austin is still coocoo Left, but the big cities are not able to dominate the rest of the populace WRT voting R. The real danger had been Democrats (RINOs) running for state offices as Republicans since Democrats were mostly electorally toxic, but the State has moved further Right ever since Gov Abbott got elected. And with Cornyn getting his ass handed to him by Paxton in the primary - someone who simply dominated the senior US-TX Senate seat for multiple terms - it's total BS that Talarico is in the drivers seat.

I'd say the Texas GOP is pretty strong, probably as strong as it has ever been. But I'm approaching 29, so it's relative.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2026 07:32 PM (oji8u)

246 242 216 Meloni should get the mob involved. They'd love the work
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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At the rate she's been putting them in prison that won't work.
Her statement was more of an official notice to the EU.
The Navy has been turning back boats for several months and she's been dumping off illegals to Albania.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:37 PM (826kS)

247 The Moors Invade II
Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 06:47 PM (UjdFS)

Actually, it's Moops.

Posted by: Nelly at July 30, 2026 07:42 PM (6+ehB)

248 Yes. Happy Birthday, It's Me Donna.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 08:09 PM (wOO3z)

Trump Activates Never-Before-Used Court To Deport Terrorists

The court had been created in 1996 to quickly deport terrorist-sympathizing aliens. I imagine it was created in response to the first bombing of the World Trade Center by Muslim savages.

But it was just some empty posturing. It was never actually used.

But Trump discovered this unused authority hanging around gathering dust it and now he's using it.

The Trump administration has activated a previously unused deportation court designed for the removal of "alien terrorists" to remove an Afghan woman who allegedly knew of her son's plans to support the Islamic state.

Haji Zada's son and son-in-law previously pleaded guilty to their plans to carry out a terrorist attack on Election Day in 2024, according to Politico. The administration has sought to deport her, alleging that she knew of her family's plans and was responsible for radicalizing them.

The United States Alien Terrorist Removal Court held its first hearing in its history on Thursday, under the oversight of Judge Joan Ericksen. The court had never taken a case before Thursday.

"Congress created the Alien Terrorist Removal Court three decades ago to remove from the United States alien terrorists who never should have been here in the first place," acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said in a statement.

"The allegations in this case show the matriarch of an ISIS-sympathizing family aiding in a plot to launch a mass casualty attack on American voters on Election Day. The Department's application in this court makes clear that terrorists have no place in the United States of America," he added.

Related: The Hamas-supporting, Muslim-funded fake "Jewish" organization J Street is protesting the injustice of deporting a terrorism-supporting "student" who repeatedly lied in his green card application, which by the way is against the law and voids the green card, because otherwise, why even have an application process? Why bother asking questions if the applicant is allowed to lie?

It's very important to this fake "Jewish" organization to keep Muslim terrorists here in the US where they can do the most damage against The Great Satan.

Outstanding work, Virginia:

Related: Biden, Newsom, and Bercerra are all guilty of child trafficking and forced labor.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:50 PM




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1 4 shame

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 04:50 PM (CWTWj)

2 whoa!!

Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2026 04:52 PM (8uzBS)

3 Is this the court Boasberg used to head and mentioned in oneof Trump's recent cases?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 04:52 PM (bkuEU)

4 Better yet, the loathsome Judge Boasberg mockingly suggested that Trump use this unused court when issuing one of his unconstitutional orders thwarting the Trump Administration, never dreaming that Trump would take him up on it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 04:54 PM (aD4fx)

5 He also has 6! “No drivers license charges” and reckless driving.

It's almost like some of these illegal aliens don't care about the law, or something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

6 The left then: If it saves just one life...

The left now: Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:54 PM (sKqQm)

7 Bet a Commissar Judge will jump into this to stop it

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

8 Yet Becerra will win the Governorship no problem

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 04:55 PM (iTbY5)

9 GOOD! Deport them all!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:56 PM (hzuYO)

10 Bet a Commissar Judge will jump into this to stop it

Doesn't the AoS style guide suggest "Cartel Judge"?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:56 PM (sKqQm)

11 What is a "container park"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 04:56 PM (W90Ou)

12 Related: Biden, Newsom, and Bercerra are all guilty of child trafficking and forced labor.

They are all probably guilty of much worse than that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

13 We don't have to live like this. No matter what some clown in a robe claims

Posted by: Jus Sayin' at July 30, 2026 04:57 PM (I7Ofb)

14 I believe we need to develop a website that counters 'NextDoor'. I got locked out a long time ago and forgot about it.
Out of the blue they reconnected me and now it is even more full of local news and newspaper links (Hearst around here) and it is still all liberal shit all the time.
There has to be a way to counter all this liberal shit without being banned.
Call it 'Across the Street' and let it rip!

Posted by: DanMan at July 30, 2026 04:57 PM (8uzBS)

15 >>What is a "container park"?
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I think it's like a giant parking lot for shipping containers.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 30, 2026 04:57 PM (bNf8H)

16

The government uses our tax money to bring the worthless piece of shits into our country.

I'm so happy that my hard earned money is going to people who want us dead.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 04:57 PM (/QHx4)

17 Underaged victims of violence and sexual assault and exploitation are handled through the state system of Child Advocacy Centers, where a multi-member team from LE, child welfare and medical evaluation carries out interviews and medical exams.
I am wondering if other states process minors found in prostitution are evaluated in the same system or if they are handled differently

In Oregon, I am getting the impression that underaged sex-workers are not handled through the standard CAC model

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:59 PM (rbvCR)

18 UPDATE: Man shot by Fairfax Cops after grabbing their gun, chasing wife with knife is illegal alien who Fairfax DA Steve Descano freed after he suffocated, assaulted, and abducted someone in April 2026.

Is he dead? Because, if not, I propose that he be housed with the Fairfax school board until his deportation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 04:59 PM (ExV1e)

19
Illegal Aliens, of course, but also

Legal Aliens should by law, get the heave-ho back across the border permanently if they commit any sort of crime whether felony or misdemeanor for say 10-20 years after admittance to the country..

That would clean up a lot of problems instantly.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 05:00 PM (iJfKG)

20

Boasberg: Ha ha! You should use the "Alien Terrorist Removal Court" ha ha!

Trump: What? We have such a thing?

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 30, 2026 05:00 PM (V7ZDG)

21 Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 04:55 PM (iTbY5

Maybe with fraud. It sounds to me as if Steve Hilton is putting up a good fight, including using the same guy who did the great ads for the guy who ran for Mayor in Los Angeles

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:00 PM (W90Ou)

22 Is this the court Boasberg used to head and mentioned in oneof Trump's recent cases?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 04:52 PM (bkuEU)

No Boasberg is a regular judge.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

23 That court was designed for "terrorists", that's a plural.
Let's deport ""terrorists"" en masse. OK? Start with """the squad""", that's a good place. Sets the right tone for things to come.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:00 PM (826kS)

24 Still trying to get first on an afternoon thread.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (B2pWp)

25 It's almost like some of these illegal aliens don't care about the law, or something.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)


I would have my car towed for the first offense for some reason.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (rbvCR)

26 Maybe he needs to go plead the 5th in front of Congress.

These people just do these evil things and get promoted thru society. I can only sigh these days at these stories.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (n5tGW)

27 Becerra or Fauci . . . Quien es mas evil?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (4HoLg)

28 Anything you know now about Gavin Newsom is just the tip of the iceberg

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:02 PM (JvZF+)

29 22 No Boasberg is a regular judge

Nothing regular about that vile hack in black.

Posted by: Delurker at July 30, 2026 05:02 PM (2Drhq)

30 Descano is an absolute piece of crap. However the government workers and lobbyists of Fairfax county keep electing him. You get what you vote for Einsteins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 05:03 PM (BlDDt)

31 Wrap 'em up! Roll 'em out! Get 'em out of my way!

Posted by: Vintage Zappa at July 30, 2026 05:03 PM (JM9I6)

32 Becerra or Fauci . . . Quien es mas evil?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (4HoLg)


dogshit or catshit, which tastes worse? Goat piss or pig urine, which tastes worst?

I have an idea, just hammer them all flat and admit there is not much point in determining if one is worse than the other if they are both intolerably bad.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 05:04 PM (rbvCR)

33 I read somewhere that Boasberg was the one who suggested this court was the proper avenue.
Heh if true

Posted by: MyK at July 30, 2026 05:04 PM (q6tQZ)

34 28 Anything you know now about Gavin Newsom is just the tip of the iceberg
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:02 PM (JvZF+)

I believe that. Spencer Pratt has been hinting that the worst is yet to come out re Gavin. And that the party doesn't want Gavin to run for President.

Posted by: beckster at July 30, 2026 05:04 PM (kX27y)

35 Does the Alien Terrorist Removal Court have trebuchets?

Posted by: That would be great at July 30, 2026 05:05 PM (TbWk/)

36 Still trying to get first on an afternoon thread.
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (B2pWp)


Don't try. It only breeds frustration. Just dream of the day when you see a thread, scroll to the bottom, and find no comments. Joyfully, you type 'first' and hit enter to gaze upon your mastery, sitting squarely in the 3rd spot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 05:05 PM (ExV1e)

37 The Cold War was between Ben & Jerry and Cold Stone. Duhhhhhhh!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 05:05 PM (ndZc7)

38 I do wonder how Illegals know to get the lawyers to get them out of trouble or trust that Leftist Judges set them free.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 05:06 PM (Ia/+0)

39
Descano is an absolute piece of crap. However the government workers and lobbyists of Fairfax county keep electing him. You get what you vote for Einsteins
Posted by: Smell the Glove

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I'm not the one in the container camp.

Posted by: Lobbyist of Fairfax Cty at July 30, 2026 05:06 PM (mmrXZ)

40 Does the Alien Terrorist Removal Court have trebuchets?
Posted by: That would be great at July 30, 2026 05:05 PM (TbWk/)


There is a rumor that they will have their own air fleet so they don't have to rely on commercial carriers.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 05:07 PM (rbvCR)

41 I believe that. Spencer Pratt has been hinting that the worst is yet to come out re Gavin. And that the party doesn't want Gavin to run for President.
Posted by: beckster


So he's going to be Swalwelled

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 30, 2026 05:07 PM (FxH7T)

42 You can't have both Gavin and Kamala it's one or the other. They are both disasters, but for different reasons. Gavin is expected to fail, Kamala is proven to fail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:07 PM (JvZF+)

43 "Gladiator" type ad for Steve Hilton of California:

https://tinyurl.com/4muxcus4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:08 PM (W90Ou)

44 The murders and murderers are horrific but the place to begin is terrorists in positions of authority: judges, members of congress at state and city level. They are the enablers, the promoters; the worst of terrorism. If they were not here the murderers would never have been admitted.
They are the genesis of the horror.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:08 PM (826kS)

45 But Trump discovered this unused authority hanging around gathering dust it and now he's using it.
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This seems like it will be problematic for the ivy leagues.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at July 30, 2026 05:08 PM (vSvIl)

46 Becerra or Fauci . . . Quien es mas evil?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (4HoLg)


On the one hand, Fauci's evil was impersonal. He didn't know any of the people his little disease condemned to death.

On the other hand, while Becerra probably never met any of his victims, they were closer. More tangible.

On the gripping hand, beagle puppies and sand flies. Fauci wins by a length.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 05:08 PM (ExV1e)

47 75% of all American Jews vote Dem.
The total J Street revenue is only about 3.2 million
AIPAC has a budget of 125 million presumably from the 25% of American Jews who do not vote Dem
Weird,huh??

Posted by: Paul at July 30, 2026 05:08 PM (DjQfP)

48 I'm just going to assume that this new old court has been staffed with the proper thinking people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 05:09 PM (n5tGW)

49 Import the Third World, become the Third World. Everyone liking our no trust society?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 30, 2026 05:09 PM (affD0)

50 Troll try to make some fvcking sense.
Do you have an actual point?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:10 PM (JvZF+)

51 Newsom's former mistress is spilling the beans . Apparently this was big news when he was mayor. Apparently the MSM did a good job erasing the story because I never knew this since Newsom got on the national stage.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 05:10 PM (KC5Lt)

52 URGENT: The Jewish community is calling for support for Mohsen Mahdawi, a young Palestinian activist facing deportation by the Trump Administration.

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Speaking of suicidal empathy . . .

https://tinyurl.com/mwash78j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ndZc7)

53 Posted by: Paul at July 30, 2026 05:08 PM (DjQfP)

If you had a point which wasn't covered by your hat, what would it be?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ExV1e)

54 It's not the Democrat Socialists we need to worry about.

It's the Islamic radicals in our midst. They are the more aggressive cancer. And they are metastasizing. Fast.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 05:12 PM (2Cry5)

55 Apparently the MSM did a good job erasing the story because I never knew this since Newsom got on the national stage.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 05:10 PM (KC5Lt)
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I've mentioned it here at every opportunity! I thought at this point it was common knowledge.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:12 PM (JvZF+)

56
It's kinda frustrating that Steve Hilton doesn't get visibly mad about these things. Hundreds of thousands of kids LOST? Hilton should be thundering. "You incompetent fuck!" would be acceptable to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 05:13 PM (mmrXZ)

57 Maybe it's because I'm not a Democrat, but aside from being sort of good looking I cannot imagine anything remotely appealing about Gavin Newsom- neither as a partner in an affair, or to be married to ,or as Governor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:13 PM (W90Ou)

58 The murders and murderers are horrific but the place to begin is terrorists in positions of authority: judges, members of congress at state and city level. They are the enablers, the promoters; the worst of terrorism. If they were not here the murderers would never have been admitted.
They are the genesis of the horror.
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Yep. No more judges or government officials who weren't born in this country. No more "fundamentally non-serious" selections in any position of authority until that culture has had a couple of decades to right itself.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 05:14 PM (TN0g+)

59 I'm just going to assume that this new old court has been staffed with the proper thinking people.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 05:09 PM (n5tGW)
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Negan and Lucille

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:14 PM (JvZF+)

60 I've mentioned it here at every opportunity! I thought at this point it was common knowledge.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:12 PM (JvZF+

I swear I do read your posts . That one must have got by me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 05:14 PM (KC5Lt)

61 Student: "Well, let me finish, because I have been raped and they are out in the street, and I'm not sure them going to jail is a solution to whatever's going on inside their heart or even my own heart that contributed to that experience that I'm having.


I'm going to guess this was going by one of the feminist definitions of rape, not "she said NO and he forced himself on her"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 05:14 PM (sKqQm)

62 Just when Minnesota thought they had won the Emergant Shithole State sweepstakes, here comes Virginia hard along the rail....

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2026 05:14 PM (bX16E)

63 I think there should be some sort of Citizens Arrest to help ICE out. I know there's a number somewhere.

Had two carpet cleaner guys here for stairwells this morning (the rest of the house is hardwood or tile). They were Americans. In and out in less than an hour. Some sort of ionized water vs soap. Dunno.

We have had far less apparent illegals in the last year doing repairs. Even when the sink drain screwed up basement walls last May, they were all Americans with plumbing, sheetrock, and painters. I know because I asked as I am a ghost with strange men in the house.

In the past I did like two guys who put in the tile bathrooms, but they also brought us fresh eggs from their farm, so hard to ignore.

I do badly want to report a rental house of roofers but they are quiet and I hope move on to Tijuana someday. A few houses down from us. No barking dogs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 05:14 PM (hzuYO)

64 But I definitely don't recall the MSM covering it when Newsom started his national campaign

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 05:15 PM (KC5Lt)

65 We used to have good trolls. I wonder if they read enough conservative stuff that they flipped. Anyway, new trolls are boring.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 05:15 PM (n5tGW)

66 It's kinda frustrating that Steve Hilton doesn't get visibly mad about these things. Hundreds of thousands of kids LOST? Hilton should be thundering. "You incompetent fuck!" would be acceptable to me.

In my state the head of Children's Services got in trouble for losing too many kids and got fired. So a couple of things I took from this:

1) There is apparently an acceptable number of kids for DCF to lose - and I don't mean kids that died with a bad foster parent or something - kids they can't find

2) The punishment for this is...losing your job? That's it? Hell if I lose *data sets* from my job I'd get sued/prosecuted by my company

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 05:16 PM (sKqQm)

67 A "activist" who wants to murder you, and you want to keep him here?

If that ain't one of the dumbest damn things I've ever heard, it's gotta be near the top of the list.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 05:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

68 Sorry to go OT so soon but invasion of Spain continues. This time in the northern African city of Melilla.

https://tinyurl.com/yc56eect

You have to be dumber than a bag of hammers, or Paul, to vote for leftists.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:17 PM (viF8m)

69 Newsom ruined a great American city in San Fran as mayor, then ruined a great state in California.

I can't imagine the damage he could do as president to the country.

He'd open the floodgates at the border on day one, just like Biden.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

70 I believe we need to develop a website that counters 'NextDoor'. I got locked out a long time ago and forgot about it.
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How about "OffaMyLawn!"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 05:17 PM (amcLV)

71 The hundreds of thousand of children lost during the Biden Error were currancy for the elite politicians and Hollywood.

It's nothing short of a miracle that any have been found since 2024.

I try not to think about it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 05:17 PM (hzuYO)

72 I swear I do read your posts . That one must have got by me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 05:14 PM (KC5Lt)
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So he banged his best friend's wife, his employee. He is low down dirty cheater and sexual harasser. Not my opinion. Facts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:18 PM (JvZF+)

73 Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Francesca Hong set down a candle herself the night of Ruiz’s shooting, declaring it an “execution.”
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That socialist thing needs deported.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 05:18 PM (TN0g+)

74 Paul's point is that Jews should exist to destroy nationstates, not support them; and that the first nationstate to destroy is the US, and Israel can go to hell.
Once the US is destroyed, as for the Jews stuck in its ruin... whatever.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 05:18 PM (gKWVE)

75 We used to have good trolls. I wonder if they read enough conservative stuff that they flipped. Anyway, new trolls are boring.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 05:15 PM (n5tGW)
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Funny, I was just thinking that I kinda miss Mirror Universe Mitt Romney. He'd run in, yell something bizarre yet entertaining, then run out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 05:19 PM (amcLV)

76 63 I think there should be some sort of Citizens Arrest to help ICE out. I know there's a number somewhere.

CBTG I agree!
My county has one of those tracking databases (set up by the county!) - I would love to shut it down or overwhelm it with false reports.

Posted by: Iris at July 30, 2026 05:20 PM (286+n)

77 After 10000 or so foreign terrorists are deported pursuant to the newly activated court, Trump should make a big show of thanking Bill and Hillary for getting the law that created the court passed. Might cause Hill to stroke out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 05:21 PM (BlDDt)

78 Do you have an actual point?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:10 PM (JvZF+)

It's on his head, SF.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 05:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

79 So he banged his best friend's wife, his employee. He is low down dirty cheater and sexual harasser. Not my opinion. Facts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:18 PM (JvZF+)

Kimberly Guilfoyle must've been blind as a bat to marry him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

80 Newsom ruined a great American city in San Fran as mayor, then ruined a great state in California.
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California was in the process of destruction years before Newsom was elected. He just accelerated the process.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 05:21 PM (amcLV)

81 The Jewish community is calling for support for Mohsen Mahdawi, a young Palestinian activist facing deportation by the Trump Administration.

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Speaking of suicidal empathy . . .
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Those aren't Jews. They're communists cosplaying as religious Jews.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 05:21 PM (TN0g+)

82 22 Is this the court Boasberg used to head and mentioned in oneof Trump's recent cases?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 04:52 PM (bkuEU)

No Boasberg is a regular judge.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

He was a Judge on the FISA court, not sure if he still is...

But yeah, he was one of the FISA Judges that signed off on spying on the Trump admin and allies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 05:23 PM (mP0Kj)

83 Newsom ruined a great American city in San Fran as mayor, then ruined a great state in California.

I can't imagine the damage he could do as president to the country.

He'd open the floodgates at the border on day one, just like Biden.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:17 PM (6ydKt)

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I'm surprised he -- as yet another Xi Butt-Boy -- hasn't already sold Califzuela to Chy-na as a Protectorate and appointed himself Protector-General.

Maybe he's waiting to be installed in The White House so he can instead sell the entire nation ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 05:23 PM (GH5++)

84
What, pray tell, is a "container park"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2026 05:24 PM (503D2)

85 It's kinda frustrating that Steve Hilton doesn't get visibly mad about these things. Hundreds of thousands of kids LOST? Hilton should be thundering. "You incompetent fuck!" would be acceptable to me.

The left then: Of course we had to shoot those protestors! They were trespassing. And parading! And some of them even pushed cops. I mean not the ones we shot but other ones

The left now: So what if this guy stabbed a cop, I mean who hasn't? That's not excuse to shoot someone.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

86
Maybe it's because I'm not a Democrat, but aside from being sort of good looking I cannot imagine anything remotely appealing about Gavin Newsom- neither as a partner in an affair, or to be married to ,or as Governor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Fen, a little less than a year ago I was watching one of those lefty podcasts , and they were starting to round up possible 2028 candidates. This was when newsom's monumental failings were already known. The french laundry lies, his train to nowhere disaster, his sleazy behavior. When they came to newsom , their eyes literally lit up. He's a governor! He's from california! He's a democrat!

I was actually surprised. I thought they would have at least mentioned his issues , but it seemed like they didn't know anything about him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 05:24 PM (mmrXZ)

87 So he banged his best friend's wife, his employee. He is low down dirty cheater and sexual harasser. Not my opinion. Facts.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:18 PM (JvZF+)

Cheated on his wife, eh? So that's why his mug is on a campaign poster with Horsford. Birds of a filthy feather....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 05:25 PM (1Ff7Z)

88 Maybe it's because I'm not a Democrat, but aside from being sort of good looking I cannot imagine anything remotely appealing about Gavin Newsom- neither as a partner in an affair, or to be married to ,or as Governor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Well, he owns a winery and he's gotta have the best coke connections. You know how the song goes: "The Plumpjack cab. The fine Peruvian. Make tonight a wonderful thing."

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 05:25 PM (DZ9Lv)

89 Paul's point is that he's a troll.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 05:25 PM (BlDDt)

90 Grown-ass men and women harass two teenage Sophie Cunningham fans at WNBA game and the loverly and talented Angela Rose is on it:

https://tinyurl.com/39zr22cv

Posted by: Delurker at July 30, 2026 05:26 PM (2Drhq)

91 Kimberly Guilfoyle must've been blind as a bat to marry him.
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Money is a shiny thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:26 PM (826kS)

92 Boasberg needs to be buried in a box.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 05:26 PM (2Cry5)

93 Kimberly Guilfoyle must've been blind as a bat to marry him.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
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They were h.s. sweethearts

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:26 PM (JvZF+)

94 "Newsom ruined a great American city in San Fran as mayor"

You obviously weren't here for "Camp Agnos", lol.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 05:27 PM (DZ9Lv)

95 "A container park is a type of outdoor shopping or dining park in which the businesses are typically housed in shipping containers."

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 05:28 PM (rbvCR)

96 >Trump Activates Never-Before-Used Court To Deport Terrorists
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a judge somewhere will have this blocked by COB tomorrow

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 05:28 PM (ZxPkt)

97 I just saw Guilfoyle's official picture as Ambassador to Greece. She looks like a duck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 05:28 PM (BlDDt)

98
She's a real genius.


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
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DEI hire justice Ketanji Brown Jackson says she’s careful about which public engagements she accepts because she has to be impartial…. As she appears on MICHELLE OBAMA’s podcast

Can’t make this up 🤡

Posted by: beckster at July 30, 2026 05:29 PM (kX27y)

99 They were h.s. sweethearts

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:26 PM (JvZF+)

I didn't know that.
I've seen those pics of him when he was young.
He was slimy looking way back then.

Newsom gives me the same vibes as Swallwell.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

100 "Newsom ruined a great American city in San Fran as mayor"

You obviously weren't here for "Camp Agnos", lol.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 05:27 PM (DZ9Lv)
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I think there is an order of magnitude difference but yeah Agnos too is guilty. Never voted for that guy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:29 PM (JvZF+)

101 > Trump Activates Never-Before-Used Court To Deport Terrorists
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a judge somewhere will have this blocked by COB tomorrow
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I think we're at the "how many divisions does this judge have" point. Actually we've been there for years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 05:29 PM (2Cry5)

102 Newsom gives me the same vibes as Swallwell.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)
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And the same odor?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 05:30 PM (amcLV)

103 Newsom's behavior rhymes with Billy Jeff, much. What he's missing is charisma and bs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:30 PM (826kS)

104 Slimy is the right word. As in covered in filthy slime.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 05:31 PM (JvZF+)

105 Boasberg is to judges what Fauci is to doctors.

Posted by: Delurker at July 30, 2026 05:32 PM (2Drhq)

106 I think there is an order of magnitude difference but yeah Agnos too is guilty. Never voted for that guy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Agnos didn't have pretensions of climbing the gubmint ladder (at least none that he mentioned before crashing and burning). He was terrible as mayor. Too bad Frank Jordan got slandered as a Republican. Dude was an Irish police chief. Ain't no Republican.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 05:32 PM (DZ9Lv)

107 DEI hire justice Ketanji Brown Jackson says she’s careful about which public engagements she accepts because she has to be impartial…. As she appears on MICHELLE OBAMA’s podcast
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I wouldn't trust her to give change as toll collector for a state turnpike, but "our" wise leadership determined she was *perfect* to serve as a Justice on the nation's highest court.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

108 Just ICE
is
Justice

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 05:32 PM (r2olS)

109 You obviously weren't here for "Camp Agnos", lol.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 05:27 PM (DZ9Lv)

AI:

Camp Agnos was a highly visible homeless encampment in San Francisco’s Civic Center Plaza during the late 1980s and early 1990s, named after then-Mayor Art Agnos. The camp emerged after the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake displaced hundreds of homeless residents from single-room occupancy (SRO) hotels, which were deemed ineligible for federal disaster aid.

While Agnos initially refused to use police to forcibly remove the campers, arguing that alternative housing had not yet been secured, the encampment grew into a political liability. Critics derided the site as an "eyesore" and a symbol of civic ineffectiveness, with some residents and activists using it to pressure the city for better services. By July 1990, after two new multi-service shelter centers were opened, Agnos ordered police to dismantle the structures and evict the remaining residents.


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Learn something new every day.

I thought SF improved in the 90s, though?
Like Rudy did with NYC?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:32 PM (6ydKt)

110 Carried over:

"property is theft" means the world is a zero sum game, and to get more than what you have means forcing it away from someone else. In the past there was proof that was not true because young families could get a house on a single, non-professional income, and have money for a car and sometimes steaks for dinner if they scrimped.

Nowadays young families both work and get told they have to work harder because they are lazy and entitled and even if they are allowed to work more than 35 hours a week because of mandatory benefits requirements, they still can't afford that even if they work 70 hours a week like they are working for Foxconn. So there is no reason to not try socialism.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:49 PM (rbvCR)


The simplest way to defang the socialist retrogression would be for red states to legislatively ban any housing, construction, or zoning regulation newer than [1950] -- pick a year of your choice -- so that new homes could be built that cheaply again.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 05:35 PM (Sy6m/)

111 Deported to Israel?

Does Israel want him?

Posted by: Goatweed at July 30, 2026 05:36 PM (jK3NL)

112 DEPORT MAMDANI!!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 05:37 PM (g47mK)

113 It's surreal to watch Spain commit suicide.

The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:37 PM (viF8m)

114 111 Deported to Israel?

Does Israel want him?
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They want to hang him?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:37 PM (826kS)

115 What prevents the federal government from obtaining a search warrant for state and county jails and grabbing every alien in that prison?

Posted by: Goatweed at July 30, 2026 05:38 PM (jK3NL)

116 Paul point is that he eats shit. Please don't be like Paul!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 05:38 PM (g47mK)

117
The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Can't call them invaders when they've been invited.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:38 PM (826kS)

118 The simplest way to defang the socialist retrogression would be for red states to legislatively ban any housing, construction, or zoning regulation newer than [1950] -- pick a year of your choice -- so that new homes could be built that cheaply again.
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The "building code" isn't even 1 percent of the cause for why houses cost so much these days.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

119 Remember kids, everything trolls post is a lie, is fake news and retarded.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 05:38 PM (g47mK)

120 What is the debt load for some of these young people in terms of student loans and credit card debt that might keep them from having a down payment.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 05:38 PM (abScH)

121 >>Xavier Becerra KNEW and covered it up.

Becerra will win the Cali Gov race by something slightly less than a landslide.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 05:38 PM (XV/Pl)

122 >>The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.


Sooner or later the shooting must start.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 05:40 PM (Dds21)

123 I saw that the army is now deployed to Cueta.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 05:41 PM (g47mK)

124 ----

The "building code" isn't even 1 percent of the cause for why houses cost so much these days.

Posted by: Crusader

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:41 PM (826kS)

125 >>Can't call them invaders when they've been invited.

My concern is that at some point we are going to get the call from Europe to come and save them. Again.

Not this time. Never again.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)

126 ----

The "building code" isn't even 1 percent of the cause for why houses cost so much these days.

Posted by: Crusader
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That's a good argument.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:41 PM (826kS)

127 >> I saw that the army is now deployed to Cueta.

Yea videos on X are showing them. Standing and watching.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m)

128 The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:37 PM (viF8m)


The Spanish government wants this as they hope that these people will vote socialist when they get insta-citizenship.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)

129 He's a governor! He's from california! He's a democrat!

I was actually surprised. I thought they would have at least mentioned his issues , but it seemed like they didn't know anything about him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 05:24 PM (mmrXZ)

Note that none of the recent Dem Candidates have been any of Governor nor from California.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy)

130 So how will all those military-aged invader males get across the Strait of Gibraltar?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (2Ez/1)

131 The simplest way to defang the socialist retrogression would be for red states to legislatively ban any housing, construction, or zoning regulation newer than [1950] -- pick a year of your choice -- so that new homes could be built that cheaply again.
Posted by: SciVo


It would help part of the problem. There's basically three different major issues, lack of inventory (your idea would help with that one), lack of desirable inventory (there's enough and it's affordable, but for some reason or another--often location--it's not worth the prices, and lack of affordable inventory (lots of housing, including in good locations, but the folks who need it can't afford it).

Lots of moving parts. Not saying your plan shouldn't be implemented, just noting more will be required.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (mQbp+)

132 I wouldn't trust her [Affirmative Action Jackson] to give change as toll collector for a state turnpike, but "our" wise leadership determined she was *perfect* to serve as a Justice on the nation's highest court.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

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She's an "inspiration" for every single-digit retard who can now aspire to Justicehood on the SCOTUS.

Keeping The American Dream Alive, yo!

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (GH5++)

133 Fox...The Five

Talerico rents a RAM truck for a tv ad.

It'd be hilarious if illegals poured out of the back in the ad. Or a remake.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

134 124 ----

The "building code" isn't even 1 percent of the cause for why houses cost so much these days.

Posted by: Crusader

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Indeed. The cost of building houses is driven by price of labor and the price of materials. Both of which are through the roof at this point.

Posted by: deadrody at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (vgB0v)

135 I saw that the army is now deployed to Cueta.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 05:41 PM (g47mK)

The second Spanish Civil War is starting. If only we had a guide to the first one for comparison!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 05:45 PM (uhVAy)

136 113 It's surreal to watch Spain commit suicide.

The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:37 PM *********
Our sons and DIL's are conservative Christians. We did our best and are proud of them all.

The ONE thing younger son and I don't agree on is that certain places of world travel are dangerous. He travels a lot in the USA and internationally. He thinks it's still fine and overblown.

I don't think so, son. I hope he's paying attention to this today.

Granted, on cruises, etc, they are in upscale places. But the danger is there simmering with the illegals and I can't convince him otherwise.

I'll grant that there could be danger anywhere and if it's your time, etc. However, I don't want his wife or children involved if crap hits the fan and they are out of the country. They are all beautiful people, especially our grands, and I am not biased.

I pray a lot anyway, but when they are out of the country I pray extra. He and wife have already been to Madrid and Barcelona, so maybe Spain is not on the horizon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 05:45 PM (hzuYO)

137 Head them up. Move 'em OUT!

Posted by: Case at July 30, 2026 05:45 PM (bqIVz)

138 The "building code" isn't even 1 percent of the cause for why houses cost so much these days.
Posted by: Crusader

After acting as the general contractor, I'll tell you that the codes are much greater than 1% of the cost.
I'll also tell you I had no problem complying with those codes cause most of them save me money every day as I live in this house.
I would NEVER buy a house not built to (then) current codes.
I'll give examples if you like. Houses built "in the County" and now in the City, for example.

Posted by: MyK at July 30, 2026 05:45 PM (q6tQZ)

139 "talian PM, Giorgia Meloni on the invasion of Ceuta:

The images coming from Ceuta are striking and demonstrate, once again, that uncontrolled illegal immigration poses a concrete threat to the security of Europe's borders.

I have spoken with Interior Minister Matteo Piantedosi. Italy will not stand by and watch. We are convening the relevant bodies, and following these meetings, we are prepared to intervene with extraordinary measures to defend the borders and the safety of citizens, including the suspension of the Schengen Area with Spain.

On illegal immigration, we will not yield an inch: defending the borders, stopping human traffickers, and ensuring effective repatriations will continue to be the line of this Government."

Schengen is a death pact.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 05:45 PM (g47mK)

140 So what is the other 99%?

(I will point out that the price of new built housing is less than resales at this point, but that is more function of a softening market and contractors not wanting to have a hot potato on their hands like 2008 than zoning issues)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 05:46 PM (rbvCR)

141 "Fen, a little less than a year ago I was watching one of those lefty podcasts , and they were starting to round up possible 2028 candidates. This was when newsom's monumental failings were already known. The french laundry lies, his train to nowhere disaster, his sleazy behavior. When they came to newsom , their eyes literally lit up. He's a governor! He's from california! He's a democrat!

I was actually surprised. I thought they would have at least mentioned his issues , but it seemed like they didn't know anything about him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 05:24 PM (mmrXZ) "

the creases in his pants must be truly awe-inspiring!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 30, 2026 05:47 PM (VyBeY)

142 I've seen those pics of him when he was young.
He was slimy looking way back then.

Newsom gives me the same vibes as Swallwell.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 05:29 PM (6ydKt)

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I'm not sure whether it's that you become what your face is or you face becomes what you are.

Posted by: Decaf at July 30, 2026 05:47 PM (ZNpJk)

143 Spanish Army is probably there to defend the "refugees".

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 05:47 PM (YwEeS)

144 So how will all those military-aged invader males get across the Strait of Gibraltar?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (2Ez/1)

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Another reason we should have built F. Joe Biden's proposed "Intercontinental Bridge."

Of course, we are waiting for him to cure cancer first ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 05:48 PM (GH5++)

145 In central NY we renovated a roughly 500 sf empty space that I completely demo-ed myself into a master bedroom suite. Our neighbors are contractors. The three people they used got $110 / hr total, in cash.

Between materials and labor, it was a $50K job.

No inspector of any kind ever set foot in the place. Regulations have absolutely nothing to do with it.

Posted by: deadrody at July 30, 2026 05:48 PM (vgB0v)

146 There is a rumor that they will have their own air fleet so they don't have to rely on commercial carriers.

Hopefully it will be cargo DC-3s that haven't had their last service intervals in over 10k hours of flight.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 05:49 PM (PVBkQ)

147 >>After acting as the general contractor, I'll tell you that the codes are much greater than 1% of the cost.


Let's be honest, one of the main impacts of Codes is Time not Dollars.

Yes, there is a Cost to time wasted due to applications and inspections. But that cost is not really a Dollar Metric. Though it does impact building in real world mechanics.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 05:49 PM (Dds21)

148 113 It's surreal to watch Spain commit suicide.

The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:37 PM (viF8m)

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What are you talking about? This is proceeding precisely according to The Plan!

Posted by: Spanish Government at July 30, 2026 05:49 PM (V362x)

149 I saw that the army is now deployed to Cueta.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 05:41 PM (g47mK)

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Who knew Spain has an army? You learn something every day.

Posted by: Decaf at July 30, 2026 05:52 PM (ZNpJk)

150 146 There is a rumor that they will have their own air fleet so they don't have to rely on commercial carriers.

Hopefully it will be cargo DC-3s that haven't had their last service intervals in over 10k hours of flight.
Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 05:49 PM (PVBkQ)
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I'm fine with stacking them like cordwood and dumping them out the back of the plane without parachutes. Maybe give them a choice of water or trees for landing, but that's the only concession I'd make.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 05:52 PM (hzuYO)

151 ‘Mohsen Mahdawi, a young Palestinian activist’

He’s 35. That’s not ‘young’ in any sense other than when compared against older people. Clearly, the J Street terror whores want you to think this oozing scab is a kid. He’s not.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 30, 2026 05:52 PM (bB/I5)

152 @Inevitablewest
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17m
The invaders are smashing windows and breaking into homes tonight.

Spanish families are sleeping terrified tonight because of Pedro Sánchez.

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 05:53 PM (ZxPkt)

153 Example, IBCC currently calls for R50 ceilings in this area.
That means you have to have 12" of blown in blanket, or close to that in foam for the ceiling.
20 years ago? Dunno, but I've seen less that 4" of bat insulation in that era's houses.
The savings? Over the life of the house (even of my life) is huge. Yuuuge...
But that requires the roof trusses have 12" boards, or be strong enough (or close enough) to wear that extra weight. Significant cost. More than 1% just on the roof.

Posted by: MyK at July 30, 2026 05:53 PM (q6tQZ)

154 Talerico rents a RAM truck for a tv ad.

It'd be hilarious if illegals poured out of the back in the ad. Or a remake.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

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AI is your friend.

Posted by: Decaf at July 30, 2026 05:53 PM (ZNpJk)

155 >>> but the folks who need it can't afford it).

Lots of moving parts. Not saying your plan shouldn't be implemented, just noting more will be required.

Posted by: Brother Tim,
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Trinkets and delayed gratification. Those that would usually be in the buying market are spending that money that would have been saved for a down payment on *new* iphones, *new* car, and other unnecessary crap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:54 PM (826kS)

156 152 @Inevitablewest
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17m
The invaders are smashing windows and breaking into homes tonight.
++++++++
Are they commandeering ferries to cross the Strait of Gibraltar?

'cuz they ain't in Spain proper.
Look at a map.

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 30, 2026 05:55 PM (2Ez/1)

157 Talerico rents a RAM truck for a tv ad.

It'd be hilarious if illegals poured out of the back in the ad. Or a remake.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 30, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b)

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AI is your friend.
Posted by: Decaf at July 30, 2026 05:53 PM (ZNpJk)
——

Well,Talacreepo does like to get RAMmed, you know …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at July 30, 2026 05:55 PM (bB/I5)

158 154 AI is your friend.

indeed. and completely trustworthy.

Posted by: chatgpt at July 30, 2026 05:56 PM (oY6Yp)

159 > The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.
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Cueta, and the surrounding area is a "territory" of Spain. It's on the African coast, not actually in Spain. Europe. Whatever.

I think they (Spain) are fine with letting it go.

I also think the Spanish residents there are not.

I further think unrestricted use of force might be worthwhile.

It's worth noting that a lot of the signage there is in Arabic, not Spanish.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 05:57 PM (2Cry5)

160 Spanish families are sleeping terrified tonight because of Pedro Sánchez.

If you would ever consider voting for anyone but the most pro-native Spanish party, you're not scared enough. If you would ever consider voting to remain in the EU, you're not scared enough.

Of course, by the time that the fear reaches mainland European Spain, it'll be too late. Hooray for the warm embrace of 'collectivism' which'll look a lot like being conquered by the muslims.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 05:57 PM (ExV1e)

161 The second Spanish Civil War is starting. If only we had a guide to the first one for comparison!
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 05:45 PM (uhVAy)

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World War III is underway as well as the West is battling not just Iran and the islamosphere but China and Russia as well. It may be low grade at the moment but it is going on with several nominal western countries like Canada and UK about to join or be subsumed by the enemy.

Posted by: Decaf at July 30, 2026 05:57 PM (ZNpJk)

162 >>'cuz they ain't in Spain proper.
Look at a map.

Neither is Alaska. Should we just surrender that?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

163 the Spanish government is doing nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw

It is allowing it.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 05:58 PM (DZ9Lv)

164 75 We used to have good trolls. I wonder if they read enough conservative stuff that they flipped. Anyway, new trolls are boring.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 05:15 PM (n5tGW)


Some have forgotten the Olde Magick:

"All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice."

Posted by: goozer at July 30, 2026 05:59 PM (eTh1u)

165 Yes, there is a Cost to time wasted due to applications and inspections. But that cost is not really a Dollar Metric. Though it does impact building in real world mechanics.
Posted by: garrett

I learned real quickly how to get around that. First, almost everything that requires an inspection (rough grading, e.g.) can be handled by a licensed engineer.
I found a pet engineer right off the bat.

But... had there not been an expose by the local rag on how long it took to get a building application through KC vs most all the surrounding burbs, I never would have gotten that permit in the first place. I was bald-facedly offered the permit if I agreed to perform a service for the plans guy. I bald-facedly refused.

Posted by: MyK at July 30, 2026 05:59 PM (q6tQZ)

166 Neither is Alaska. Should we just surrender that?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)


How about just Murcowski's house?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e)

167 Looking forward to it! Can you predict the message progression, or some milestones/endstate?
Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 04:15 PM (Sy6m/)

Scivo sorry just saw this. I posted a version of the coming Democrat messaging progression yesterday I will dig it up when you're around.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 05:59 PM (vE0+H)

168 Meloni has threatened to cut off italy from the Schengen zone a bar Spaniards from without visas.
An interesting question will be if the Brits react to threats to Gibraltar. If Starmer was there I'd say he turn over the Rock to the invaders

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:00 PM (BlDDt)

169 Spanish families are sleeping terrified tonight because of Pedro Sánchez.
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 05:53 PM (ZxPkt)


... You've never been scolded by anyone from Europe. About Guns. How "real" governments work. On and on.

Frankly. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:00 PM (LTPTz)

170 The court had been created in 1996 to quickly deport terrorist-sympathizing aliens

Buh-bye, Federal District court judges...

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 06:02 PM (Lp05i)

171 156 152 @Inevitablewest
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17m
The invaders are smashing windows and breaking into homes tonight.
++++++++
Are they commandeering ferries to cross the Strait of Gibraltar?

'cuz they ain't in Spain proper.
Look at a map.
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 30, 2026 05:55 PM (2Ez/1)
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Prayers for these people and that we never see the likes of this in our lifetimes. Thank goodness for guns and our military.

Prayers for Europe and the UK to finally, please, RISE UP and fight!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:02 PM (hzuYO)

172 How about Hawaii?

Posted by: Derak at July 30, 2026 06:02 PM (TJ+s2)

173 Ceuta is considered part of Spain proper. Sanchez is a traitorous scumbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 06:02 PM (BlDDt)

174 I kinda' wish the invaders would take a Hard Left. To Canada. Maybe go through the UK on the way.

Definitely to Canada.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:03 PM (LTPTz)

175 Nood, y'all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:03 PM (hzuYO)

176 He’s 35. That’s not ‘young’ in any sense other than when compared against older people. Clearly, the J Street terror whores want you to think this oozing scab is a kid. He’s not.
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I wonder if Orwell would have written "1984" if he knew it would eventually become a how-to guide?

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:04 PM (TN0g+)

177 110 The simplest way to defang the socialist retrogression would be for red states to legislatively ban any housing, construction, or zoning regulation newer than [1950] -- pick a year of your choice -- so that new homes could be built that cheaply again.

go long on asbestos?

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 06:04 PM (oY6Yp)

178 Hawaiians hate the haole. Attack them at the luxury resorts in Maui.


Perhaps they'd like their new overlords?

Posted by: Derak at July 30, 2026 06:04 PM (TJ+s2)

179 Thank goodness for guns and our military.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 06:02 PM (hzuYO)


When it finally happens here ? It'll be a jigsaw puzzle of Active Duty, Guard, and Reserve components obeying whomever they think will feed them for the next week.

Just like that Law Enforcement Revolt during Covid. You know. The one that never happened.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:05 PM (LTPTz)

180 Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 05:37

How can 83,000 people defend themselves against 80, 000 invaders?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 06:08 PM (rHgXV)

181 The estimated population of Cueta is 83,000. Estimates are that 80,000 have invaded just today. And now they are invading Melilla. And the Spanish government is doing nothing.

The Left is blaming this on the United States and Israel, which is allegedly conspiring with Morocco to punish Spain for its pro-"Palestinian" policies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 06:08 PM (aD4fx)

182 When it finally happens here ? It'll be a jigsaw puzzle of Active Duty, Guard, and Reserve components obeying whomever they think will feed them for the next week.

Just like that Law Enforcement Revolt during Covid. You know. The one that never happened.
-----

I'll never forget those goon cops walking neighborhoods in Minnesota and firing paintballs at any citizen committing the offense of being on their balcony or patio while under quarantine. Those cops should have been charged with assault and spent a decade or more in the brig.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 06:09 PM (TN0g+)

183 >>How can 83,000 people defend themselves against 80, 000 invaders?

They can't and they aren't.

9 dead so far.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 06:10 PM (viF8m)

184 It's surreal to watch Spain commit suicide.
——

Ha! That ain’t suicide, Jack.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 06:11 PM (r2olS)

185 I'll never forget those goon cops walking neighborhoods in Minnesota and firing paintballs at any citizen committing the offense of being on their balcony or patio while under quarantine. Those cops should have been charged with assault and spent a decade or more in the brig.

Whatever it takes for our Angels in Blue to get home to their families at night.

Our Angels in Green are no better.

Posted by: I See ... at July 30, 2026 06:13 PM (LTPTz)

186 The conflict between Portugal and the Moors was a centuries-long struggle centered on the Reconquista,
711 AD: Moors cross from North Africa
1249: King Afonso III captures Faro in the southern region of the Algarve, ending Islamic political control

Reconquista, baby!

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 06:17 PM (UjdFS)

187 How can 83,000 people defend themselves against 80, 000 invaders?

80,000 military-aged males, at that.

They probably run the risk of arrest if they even make a post on social media.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 06:20 PM (+ffGB)

188 Europeans are racing to see who gets taken over first

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

189 Yup, they're all not normal:


Clay Travis
@ClayTravis
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He married his cousin and had kids with her?! There are no normal male Democrats. Legit they do not exist.
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The Maine Wire
@TheMaineWire
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RELATIVE ATTRACTION: We can confirm that Troy Jackson and his longtime partner are second cousins.

They have two children together

Posted by: beckster at July 30, 2026 06:30 PM (kX27y)

190 Trinkets and delayed gratification. Those that would usually be in the buying market are spending that money that would have been saved for a down payment on *new* iphones, *new* car, and other unnecessary crap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 05:54 PM (826kS)


Show your math in your area. I am happy to be wrong, but show your math

average wage for married couple, 25 years old
minus
average cost of vehicle and financing, or expect to replace $4K vehicle every two years
expected food costs, power and light, phone and garbage.

and then, and only then average cost of starter home and expected mortgage for 30 years.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 06:51 PM (rbvCR)

191 "The vast majority of ordinary British Muslims want nothing to do with their terrorist-supporting co-religionists; in many cases it is the tyranny and cruelty of Islamism that forced them to seek a new life here in the first place."

That is some bullshit. In Surah 4:100 the Prophet (PBUH) instructs Believers to move to foreign countries to spread islam.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GMWTj)

One Third of All Democrats Now Identify As Socialists, While Only 39% of Country Would Consider Voting for a Socialist

John Nolte:


Far-left CNN reports that "about a third of Democrats and Democratic-leaning adults identify as democratic socialists," per the latest polling.

This is a big problem for an increasingly radicalized Democrat Party that continues to move further and further to the left and far out of mainstream thinking on issues like abolishing prisons, abolishing the U.S. Senate, sexualizing and queering little kids, defunding the police, open borders, socialized medicine, annihilating Israel, and outright property confiscation.

The polling shows that 59 percent of these socialists are under age 45 and -- surprise, surprise -- predominantly white (57 percent). They are also less likely to have a college degree or make over $100,000 per year.

What should truly trouble the Democrat Party is how motivated these loons are to vote -- 66 percent are "extremely motivated to vote this year," compared to just 57 percent of non-socialist Democrats.

When these extremists win primaries, especially in purple states, that gives Republicans a real chance to prevail.

According to a new Washington-Post Ipsos poll, socialism is unpopular, outside of the communist "Democrat Party" itself.


A Washington Post-Ipsos poll shows 3 in 4 Democrats support a democratic socialist for president, but less than half of Americans agree. The Democratic Socialists of America has grown, yet Americans remain divided on its meaning. Age and education influence support, with younger, educated individuals more open to democratic socialist candidates.


...

Three in 4 Democrats say they would be open to supporting a democratic socialist for president, but less than half of all Americans say they would vote for such a candidate, according to a Washington Post-Ipsos poll.

...


Republicans and right-wing influencers are increasingly invoking "communism," often to criticize democratic socialists and the Democratic Party broadly, according to a Washington Post analysis. Americans split on this comparison in the Post-Ipsos poll, with 30 percent saying democratic socialism is similar to communism while 32 percent say it is different and 36 percent saying they are not sure.

Democratic socialism has clearly caught on with many Democrats, fueling questions about how that energy will affect upcoming elections, including the 2028 presidential race. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-New York), a DSA member, is viewed as a potential presidential candidate.

The Post-Ipsos poll indicates that 55 percent of Americans would not consider voting for a democratic socialist for president, while 39 percent would consider supporting one and 6 percent having no opinion. A majority of self-described independents, 54 percent, would also rule out a democratic socialist candidate.

A much smaller segment of Americans -- 15 percent -- say they like leaders who identify as democratic socialists, compared with 36 percent who dislike them and nearly half saying they neither like nor dislike democratic socialists, the poll shows.

About one-third of Democrats say they like democratic socialist candidates and 10 percent dislike them, but most have neither positive nor negative views of them. Republicans are more negative, with 7 in 10 disliking democratic socialists.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:45 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:45 PM (2YhKe)

2 Dems have always been socialists.

They are just admitting it now

Which is likely a mistake

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

3 Just in time for the midterms!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:45 PM (2YhKe)

4 FAFO Dems

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at July 30, 2026 03:45 PM (14cZF)

5 this is ... not good.

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:46 PM (j+aD2)

6 While Only 39% of Country Would Consider Voting for a Socialist

==

TOO HIGH! should be 0%!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:46 PM (g47mK)

7 The Dem line come into this election is odd. It runs something like this:

The reason we have crime is because Elon Musk took everyone's money and ICE is putting people in concentration camps. Not Jews or vaccine resisters, but like actual people in concentration camps!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

8 When the commies came in and took over the schools in the 60's, they were playing the LLLOOOONNNNGGGG game.

They're winning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (2YhKe)

9 Willowed from previous thread:

Like Webster's Dictionary we're Moracco bound!

Posted by: Zombie Hope 'n Crosby at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (sFNX2)

10 https://tinyurl.com/2dujebe8

Goes to Not The Bee. Wasn't this basically the plot of the 1981 movie 'Wolfen'?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (sAmhv)

11 Only 39%? That seems high.

Posted by: Max Power at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (q177U)

12 The point of socialism is to take from the working and middle classes and give to the governing and dependent classes.

Someone with a job voting for a socialist is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

13 Hey!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 30, 2026 03:48 PM (B2pWp)

14 One Third of All Democrats Now Identify As Socialists, While Only 39% of Country Would Consider Voting for a Socialist

So Democrats are still the 'moderate' position?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

15 Seems somewhat apropos to Democrats:

“The truth is trite enough, of course; it is in the single word Slavery, which is not the name of a crime like Simony, but rather of a scheme like Socialism. Sometimes very like Socialism.”—G. K. Chesterton, The New Jerusalem

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2026 03:49 PM (kYmoU)

16 As I have said, DSA is the Democrat mainstream.Just more upfront about it.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 03:49 PM (YwEeS)

17 That guy with the board is all hunched over. Perhaps they should raise the board.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Riz8t)

18 39% is too fucking high.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)

19 39% is too fucking high.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)



I blame big pharma. Isn't that around the percentage of Americans on some sort of anti-depressant?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:50 PM (2YhKe)

20 Only 39%?!!!! There should be a decimal in there.

Posted by: InZona at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (iDY4w)

21 This time we’ll have the proper GrilBosses in place to do it right.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (SR1Dt)

22 That guy with the board is all hunched over. Perhaps they should raise the board."

Makes every chart look more exciting.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (XuXeR)

23 We're gonna need more Helicopters.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Dds21)

24 Communists are just Socialists in a Hurry

Posted by: Jus Sayin' at July 30, 2026 03:52 PM (I7Ofb)

25 Communism: The people the communist party put in positions of power choose what job you will work at and what food you are given

Democractic Socialism: The people the socialists allow to run for office choose what job you will work at and what food you are given

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

26 I blame big pharma. Isn't that around the percentage of Americans on some sort of anti-depressant?


I blame that AND longer term daycare

the kids are NOT all right

all that daycare and they're identifying with The Borg

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:52 PM (j+aD2)

27 I would vote for sending commies and socialists to the bottom of the Mariana Trench...does that count?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 03:52 PM (l3cgK)

28 Democratic Socialism reminds me of how in the cold war every Socialist Autocracy had Democratic or Republic in its name

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

29 This does not surprise me at all with the Dims. I had my own little anthropology scientific study for over a decade with our liberal niece and her now dead atheist liberal husband.

He totally thought things should be divided equally, and to hell with degrees! Not fair tantrums of a degree got a job over him! Totally not understanding that he was also a strange dude who gave me the creeps.

He should be a manager, too! His goal in life!!! He was once manager of a GrubHub call center in Chicago and reached his dream. Therefore, once he lost that job, it was manager or no job. He chose no job for years and this is how he collected unemployment: he would go for jobs he was not qualified for but met their quota.

When my MIL died I am pretty sure some felt that those of us who did a bit better in career and life choices should not get our fair share. They vote Dim. This is bs! We got our fair share and they can gnash their teeth and eat worms.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (hzuYO)

30 Public schools have done an incredible job pooping out kids who think Karl Marx was a great guy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (l3cgK)

31 Breaking news: 1/3 of Democratic voters don't really have a party that represents them but also don't want a Christian caliphate.

Seriously. What I really am is anti-Republican. I figured out at 8 sitting in church these mother fuckers did not need to be anywhere near power, and it's democrats I gotta vote for to keep them out. The problem with Democrats is most of them are cowards and some of them are Republicans.

I wonder if every time a good idea comes up, republicans scream “That is socialism!” They are making socialism sound awesome.

Good. I have thought since the 90s that if the left wanted power all they had to do was take over the Democratic Party.

Eugene Debbs crawled so Bernie Sanders could walk, so the latest crop of democratic socialists can run. Let's hope for the presidency so that we can finally change things around here.

I just want hospitals to work like libraries. My taxes fund them and then anyone can just go in and use it whenever they need to.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (VB9q0)

32 What does this have to do with cork trees?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 30, 2026 03:54 PM (UjdFS)

33 Whew, we thought it was gonna be another 80 - 20 issue! 39% -- we can work with that!

Posted by: Democrat-Communist Party at July 30, 2026 03:54 PM (qUkBO)

34 The Oxymoron "Democratic Socialism" is a default response to knowing you don't have the tools to succeed on the level coming anywhere near what you desire, so you are content to make yourself feel better about your limitations by disallowing anyone else to do so.

IOW

Democratic Socialism (which is a non-sensical made up term) is Actionable Envy made manifest.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 03:55 PM (dIske)

35 There's something you're supposed to do with a commie, for the benefit of your mommy.

Posted by: PabloD at July 30, 2026 03:55 PM (CfxmD)

36 I was reading a thread where a rightwing guy pointed out there is nothing stopping socialists from going off to create their own socialist communes right now.

Most of the leftwing posters called this a strawman with no explanation but one poster did answer.

You see you can't have socialism if the socialists don't control all the means of production. So if even if few million people pooled their wealth it wouldn't count because some guy had his own machine tools company and some other guy had his own farmstand and so on.

Which is...mighty convenient.

And I'll offer an exact capitalist contrast - under Mao's pure socialism people in China starved. Deng enacted some modest market reforms and China's wealth and living standards have exploded.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

37 abolishing prisons, abolishing the U.S. Senate, sexualizing and queering little kids, defunding the police, open borders, socialized medicine, annihilating Israel, and outright property confiscation.

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Didja see this DSA Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate who had adopted the Kamala rhetoric style?

https://tinyurl.com/y857wpve

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (ndZc7)

38 One Third of All Democrats Now Identify As Socialists, While Only 39% of Country Would Consider Voting for a Socialist

Fortunately, Dominion took care of some of that.

Posted by: Barack Hussein at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (PM/iv)

39 Isn't that around the percentage of Americans on some sort of anti-depressant?"

White people over 35...

(Anti depression study - women were over 60 percent)

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (XuXeR)

40 I hate when I find that I'm talking to myself on a dead thread.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (KC5Lt)

41 I just want hospitals to work like libraries. My taxes fund them and then anyone can just go in and use it whenever they need to.
......

Better hope you don't suffer a g-g-groin injury.

Posted by: Sam Malone at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

42 I just want hospitals to work like libraries. My taxes fund them and then anyone can just go in and use it whenever they need to.

…and eventually they became places that don’t do books healthcare at all.

Just places with nice windows and clean floors where you can wait in line to browse comfortably on the Internet until you die.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2026 03:57 PM (kYmoU)

43 I think a significant amount of people would be happy to live in a cage as long as they had food, water, medical care, tv, internet and pron.

They'd be fine with cameras or people watching them like they were in a zoo.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Sco7b)

44 I just want hospitals to work like libraries. My taxes fund them and then anyone can just go in and use it whenever they need to.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (VB9q0)

Who wants to tell him about waiting lists for popular titles?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at July 30, 2026 03:57 PM (g9wZz)

45 I wonder if every time a good idea comes up, republicans scream “That is socialism!” They are making socialism sound awesome.


That reminds me of a guy that responded to the then leftist talking point of "Socialism is just another word for things we do together" by posting people "doing things together" in the 3rd Reich...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

46 I just want hospitals to work like libraries"

Somehow I don't belive this person...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 03:57 PM (XuXeR)

47 Breaking news: 1/3 of Democratic voters don't really have a party that represents them but also don't want a Christian caliphate.


Uh..........Who want's to tell 'em?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

48 I just want hospitals to work like libraries. My taxes fund them and then anyone can just go in and use it whenever they need to.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (VB9q

Make Mental Hospitals and Asylums Great Again !

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:58 PM (KC5Lt)

49 45 That reminds me of a guy that responded to the then leftist talking point of "Socialism is just another word for things we do together" by posting people "doing things together" in the 3rd Reich...

in the end, isn't our real strength the joy we had along the way?

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 03:58 PM (oY6Yp)

50 The last time I went to an emergency room I waited for hours behind a line of illegals who were there mostly for detox.

I do know some spanish so I got to hear the names for various illegals drugs in Spanish so at least I learned something

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

51 I hate when I find that I'm talking to myself on a dead thread.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (KC5Lt)



I lum'd NOOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:58 PM (2YhKe)

52 39% of the country?


Don't forget... not everybody votes. You don't need 50%. Or even 40.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Irr+m)

53 So, he wants hospitals to be full of drug-addled hobos jacking it to internet pr0n?

Posted by: PabloD at July 30, 2026 03:59 PM (CfxmD)

54 They'd be fine with cameras or people watching them like they were in a zoo.

One of the most popular books right now is Dungeon Crawler Carl. It is literally this, described (so far) as a fun place where you can talk to your cat and the trusties are nice to you.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (kYmoU)

55
"Only" 38%?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (mmrXZ)

56 The point of socialism is to take from the working and middle classes and give to the governing and dependent classes.

Someone with a job voting for a socialist is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

The Boxers always end up sold to the glue factory.

Posted by: It's a big Farm and we don't run it at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (TbWk/)

57 I just want hospitals to work like libraries"

You mean work like smelly homeless people can bathe in the bathrooms and sleep in the aisles.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (KC5Lt)

58 Heh. Because reading and doctoring are just the same. No difference really.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (n5tGW)

59
*39

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (mmrXZ)

60 Breaking news: 1/3 of Democratic voters don't really have a party that represents them but also don't want a Christian caliphate.

You know if you support reducing the size and scope of government your Christian boogie men can't actually do any of the things you claim to fear they will.

That would mean you'd have to do your own charity of course instead of having the government tax me to do it instead...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

61 So the other 2/3rds identify as commies?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (U/dC0)

62 36 You see you can't have socialism if the socialists don't control all the means of production there's an avenue of escape.

same reason you can't have communism in one country.

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (oY6Yp)

63 isn't our real strength the joy we had along the way"

Hey, how about a KdF car!

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (XuXeR)

64 So, he wants hospitals to be full of drug-addled hobos jacking it to internet pr0n?

Posted by: PabloD at July 30, 2026 03:59 PM (CfxmD)



You got a problem with that?

Posted by: Randy Marsh at July 30, 2026 04:01 PM (2YhKe)

65 Someone, not me, should explain that there's no such thing as a democratic socialist. But, here we be.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 04:01 PM (diia5)

66
So sick of our hard earned money going to support worthless POS that can't stop birthing babies that we citizens have to support. They are raising feral thugs who have no morals except to kill off law abiding taxpayers.

I guess the government pays more money to them which is not spent on them to raise good people.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 04:01 PM (/QHx4)

67 They'd be fine with cameras or people watching them like they were in a zoo.

The lefties in my AO heard a rumor ICE is using the flock cameras so NOW they against them.

Before that it was a bunch of "if you aren't doing anything wrong why are you afraid for the government to watch?"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

68 40 I hate when I find that I'm talking to myself on a dead thread.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (KC5Lt)

Do you win or lose the arguments?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (l3cgK)

69 Bring back the Capitol Hill Occupied Protest commune from 2020! CHOP/CHAZ!!!

I had the best time watching their meetings. They did not want a democratic set up or officers and Roberts Rules of order. Or one person in charge. It evolved into chaos and I was laughing hysterically.

Mostly because it was free mic for people wanting to be something or have something to say. The closed captioning malfunctioned and I nearly died. One lady, and it was sad, was discussing her native American sister who died and closed captioning mentioned "My Little Pony" and I was undone.

Then a drunk/stoned man wandered in for the mic and sang. My husband finally asked his wth are you doing as I was making a lot of noises.

There was a garden where one eejit planted a pineapple. Then the raciss wars started and a few fenced off a little garden for blacks only.

Good times (well, for those who did not live there).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (hzuYO)

70 Whew, we thought it was gonna be another 80 - 20 issue! 39% -- we can work with that!
Posted by: Democrat-Communist Party at July 30, 2026 03:54 PM (qUkBO)

Problem for the Dems is some of that non 39 percent will leave the party once they know they are socialists or communists. They are losing the ability to hide.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (uhVAy)

71 "The polling shows that 59 percent of these socialists are under age 45 and -- surprise, surprise -- predominantly white (57 percent). They are also less likely to have a college degree or make over $100,000 per year."

Huh? I thought most if not all polling on this issue showed that the DSA ogcocephalidae tended to be college-educated if not higher. I thought that was the basis for most of their bitter insecurity: They had the right degrees, dammit, but nobody wanted to hire them as CEO!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

72 41 I just want hospitals to work like libraries. My taxes fund them and then anyone can just go in and use it whenever they need to.
......

Better hope you don't suffer a g-g-groin injury.

Posted by: Sam Malone at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

Library: check out books.
Socialist Hospital: you check out permanently

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (l3cgK)

73 Gee, the Save America bill would stop the DSA in its tracts. Why is the GOPe so determined to help them?

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

74 Polls are for mouse clicks and page views.
Why would you believe it?
How was it conducted?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (2Ez/1)

75 You know if you support reducing the size and scope of government your Christian boogie men can't actually do any of the things you claim to fear they will.

Yeah, but we want that power to control people's lives, because we know what's best for them. Better to just slaughter Christians to remove their destabilizing influence and serve as a warning to others.

Posted by: Commies at July 30, 2026 04:03 PM (VB9q0)

76 Louisiana used to have a Charity Hospital system but then the Left bitched that the leeches weren't getting the same care as the producers.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:03 PM (KC5Lt)

77 My favorite CHAZ moment was when one guy got his phone stolen and tried to get sympathy on social media and all his CHAZ friends told him to shut up because obviously the person that took his phone needed it more then him

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

78 Yup, libraries are totally analogous to hospitals. Also, 2 + 2 = 153.ff puppy dog popcorn dragon red red red bow wow.

Posted by: South Berwick Follies at July 30, 2026 04:03 PM (qUkBO)

79 Watch the Democratic "messaging" about the DSA slowly change, and all in concert. I will document it here.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Irr+m)

80 White people over 35...

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Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"

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Jazzy, Jumanji, Tank, Mad Max Waters, Ilhan Omar . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 04:04 PM (ndZc7)

81 Going back to the Obamacare discussions I remember talking with several leftists and pointing out there was nothing stopping them from forming their own healthcare collective where they could share costs however they thought was fair.

The answer? But then you wouldn't have to pay

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

82 Polls are for mouse clicks and page views."

Ahem.

/gentleman's clubs everywhere

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (XuXeR)

83 Gee, the Save America bill would stop the DSA in its tracts. Why is the GOPe so determined to help them?
Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

They like getting scraps from the same corrupt table the Dems feast from. They don't like the electorate telling them to do a real job governing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)

84 Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"

Most educated does not mean smartest.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (2ocoG)

85 77 My favorite CHAZ moment was when one guy got his phone stolen and tried to get sympathy on social media and all his CHAZ friends told him to shut up because obviously the person that took his phone needed it more then him
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That's what I told my ex-girlfriend when she got raped by that homeless guy!

Posted by: South Berwick Follies at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (qUkBO)

86 Jumanji does have Karen Gillian at her peak.

Now that's one Karen I would let have a discussion with my manager IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

87 65 Someone, not me, should explain that there's no such thing as a democratic socialist. But, here we be.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 04:01 PM (diia5)
_____________________

I gave it a shot at #34...but, I have to admit, trying to understand the "logic" spouting the DSA talking points reminds me of a pet parrot I used to have. He'd fly into the mirror in the livingroom at least once a week. And, you'd think he would have learned after the first couple of tries, and even if he didn't learn, he'd see the other parrot flying right at him full speed and turn away.

That's a "Democratic Socialist"

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:06 PM (dIske)

88 79 Watch the Democratic "messaging" about the DSA slowly change, and all in concert. I will document it here.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Irr+m)

Scratch a dem, find a socialist. Scratch a socialist, find a commie.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 04:06 PM (l3cgK)

89 >>Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"


Obviously.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Dds21)

90 Seriously. What I really am is anti-Republican. I figured out at 8 sitting in church these mother fuckers did not need to be anywhere near power, and it's democrats I gotta vote for to keep them out. The problem with Democrats is most of them are cowards and some of them are Republicans..

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (VB9q0)

This dude is living with the same opinions he had as an arrogant 8 year old kid who hated everybody around him

You'd think he have learned by now that not all Republicans are Christians, not all Christians are Republicans, and not all Christian Republicans are really Christian or Republican.

Meanwhile, 99% of Democrats are anti-authority Cultists who worship at the altar of Totalitarianism, Supremacy, Arrogance, Selfishness, and Avoidance of Responsibility.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:07 PM (6ydKt)

91 The polling shows that 59 percent of these socialists are under age 45 and -- surprise, surprise -- predominantly white (57 percent). They are also less likely to have a college degree or make over $100,000 per year.

That's a fairly even distribution. Maybe that's because even Democrats don't see a difference between Democrat and Socialists.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 04:07 PM (oSFyF)

92 The goal of socialism is communism.

Posted by: Stalin at July 30, 2026 04:07 PM (2Ez/1)

93 I know. Just raise the minimum wage to $100 /hr and everyone would be able to afford these services.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:07 PM (KC5Lt)

94 Watch the Democratic "messaging" about the DSA slowly change, and all in concert. I will document it here.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Irr+m)

The 'criminal' wing has already started pivoting to keep power. The few patriotic rank and file are already leaving. The 13 or so house Dems who voted with SAVE are another kind of revolt.

It does seem though that the DNC types are losing the grip on the zealots.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

95 >>Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"


Most of you idiots probably went through the 6th, 7th and 8th grades only once...

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 04:08 PM (Dds21)

96 92 The goal of socialism is communism.

Posted by: Stalin at July 30, 2026 04:07 PM (2Ez/1)

Somehow it all ends up with massive killing and starvation, but just for those not part of the party upper echelon; the rest enjoy equal parts of misery.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 04:08 PM (l3cgK)

97 The goal of socialism is communism.

And the goal of communism is feudalism.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

98 Leftists born without the ability to make logical comparisons. Same affliction that prevents them from ever determining cause and effect correctly.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:08 PM (KC5Lt)

99 92 The goal of socialism is communism.
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Socialism is a transitory phase between Capitalism and Communism.

Posted by: Parasites R Us! at July 30, 2026 04:09 PM (qUkBO)

100 Wooly Bully was the Christian Boogie Men's best song.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 04:09 PM (ndZc7)

101 This dude is living with the same opinions he had as an arrogant 8 year old kid who hated everybody around him

You'd think he have learned by now that not all Republicans are Christians, not all Christians are Republicans, and not all Christian Republicans are really Christian or Republican.

Meanwhile, 99% of Democrats are anti-authority Cultists who worship at the altar of Totalitarianism, Supremacy, Arrogance, Selfishness, and Avoidance of Responsibility.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:07 PM (6ydKt)

Still mad at mommy and daddy for making him sit up straight in nice clothes for an hour a week.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

102 hot busty librarians = hot busty nurses
See? No difference.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

103 Their brains are mush. One was ranting about billionaires paying their fair share. I told him Elon paid so much in personal taxes that the IRS had to adjust the software to accept the amount. His comeback was about Tesla. And they don't want their precious university trust funds or NGOs to pay their fair share.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 04:10 PM (bkuEU)

104 Now that's one Karen I would let have a discussion with my manager IYKWIMAITYD"

Waters. Homeworld. Bunk.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:10 PM (XuXeR)

105 Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:07 PM (6ydKt)

That Reddit poster pulled that made up story out of his ass.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:10 PM (KC5Lt)

106 The Christian boogieman is actually kind of funny.

They'll bring up the Handmaid's Tale...which is based on their Iranian friends, but even explicit Christian theocracies like the Papal States or the Teutonic Order looked nothing like that

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

107 The goal of socialism is communism.

And the goal of communism is feudalism.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

No, feudalism is distinct.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy)

108 Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"


Den wy cain't dey close dey legs and stop havin' 50 keeids?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:11 PM (2YhKe)

109 Carried over: 210 I'm just sticking with the free streaming services, Pluto, Tubi, Fawesome, Xumo, Plex , etc. they probably have over 5000 free movies. The problem is only one out of 50 is worth watching. I was surprised I found Top Gun Maverick on one of them last night . Damn that was a fun feel good movie. Not every movie has to make you feel like crap .
Posted by: polynikes
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Same here add Roku to that list as they have good stuff from time to time on rotation. And don't forget the free trials floating around from time to time.

PSA: don't forget to set the autorenewal to stop at the end of the free trial...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 30, 2026 04:11 PM (VkY89)

110 And the goal of communism is feudalism"

Power. The goal is always power.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:11 PM (XuXeR)

111 39% would consider voting for a socialist.
Well. Guess I'd better increase my ammo stocks by 39%.
Oh hell. Math is confusing. I'll go with 50%. Easier that way.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 04:11 PM (2WIwB)

112 Den wy cain't dey close dey legs and stop havin' 50 keeids?"

EBT

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (XuXeR)

113 Maybe Jazzy was talkin bout that street ed. I see plenty of videos how they use that education.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (n5tGW)

114 Well, those oak doors aren't gonna burn themselves...

@libsoftiktok 11m
The African invaders are now breaking into homes of residents in Spain

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (diia5)

115 That's too fucking high!!!

Take that, you dirty old high prices!!

Posted by: Marshall Lucky at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (8JR9p)

116
They'll bring up the Handmaid's Tale...which is based on their Iranian friends, but even explicit Christian theocracies like the Papal States or the Teutonic Order looked nothing like that
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

They're mal-educated dipshits that enjoy their make believe land. It's safe there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (wOO3z)

117 >>The goal is always power.


I thought it was the Hole?

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (Dds21)

118 There will eventually be camps. Better that we should run them...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 30, 2026 04:13 PM (IcSrz)

119 Can someone explain to me why in a country with EBT the schools also have to give free hot lunches and breakfasts?

We already give the parents of these children money to feed them.

If they aren't doing it stop giving them EBT for their kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

120 Perhaps there should be large scale housing units, pretending to be for the homeless, but still attracting nitwits for socialism. With tv's and a few channels, 3 squares a day, a cot and windows with bars. It's all free!!!

To shut them up on socialism it would make taxes worthwhile! Well, once we deport the illegals and keep the socialist nitwits locked up.

In other words, the mental hospitals of the 1970's but with a new socialist name? They could all be happy again and off the streets with the hobos! But more like a prison with wardens to keep them there. No needles, sorry, allowed.

And for heaven's sake don't ask for them to work! This also disrupted a commune... as the work was divided and no one wanted latrine duty. It fell to one hippie guy who griped that the rest all signed up for arts and crafts with children. [I could be mixing this up with another university land take over in California by some stinky hippies and not CHOP/CHAZ]

I am running for President in 2028!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:13 PM (hzuYO)

121 No, feudalism is distinct.

And yet, most of the major Communist countries ended up as, per my award-winning comment on El Gato's substack, "feudalism with a body count".

The Party lives large, and everyone else is the peasantry.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

122 And the goal of communism is feudalism.
Posted by: Ian S.


Weird how no one brought up the fact that the Kremlin was a palace. Weird~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 04:13 PM (diia5)

123 One of the most popular books right now is Dungeon Crawler Carl. It is literally this, described (so far) as a fun place where you can talk to your cat and the trusties are nice to you.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2026 04:00 PM (kYmoU)

I heard of that one. When I'm able to get back to reading, I'd like to check it out.

So many books...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (Sco7b)

124 Anti-Trump bar that promised "free beer" the day Trump dies just lost its license 😆

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (UlcIw)

125 I thought it was the Hole?
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (Dds21)

Courtney Love is a commie?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (KC5Lt)

126 >They're mal-educated dipshits that enjoy their make believe land. It's safe there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 04:12 PM (wOO3z)

Until they're are digging ditches with a gun in their back.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (GTqXr)

127 That CNN polls guy in the video is always wildly gesticulating. Chris Farley-like.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (XvL8K)

128 79 Watch the Democratic "messaging" about the DSA slowly change, and all in concert. I will document it here.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Irr+m)


Looking forward to it! Can you predict the message progression, or some milestones/endstate?

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 04:15 PM (Sy6m/)

129 It does seem though that the DNC types are losing the grip on the zealots
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Nobody could have seen this coming!

Posted by: Jus Sayin' at July 30, 2026 04:15 PM (I7Ofb)

130
Courtney Love is a commie?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (KC5Lt)



AND a murderer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:15 PM (2YhKe)

131 This corresponds with my view of thirds. One third of people are worth a damn, 1/3 aren't and 1/3 are the limbo in between.

The percentages never change.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (bX16E)

132 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

133 Maybe this time the Democrats vote to remove God from their platform and statements will succeed.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (KC5Lt)

134 CNN's Erin Burnett asks an NYU law professor if Fauci is in real trouble after pleading the Fifth 111 times.

His answer: It made things WORSE.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (UlcIw)

135 Denmark is cracking down on immigrant crime.

Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
BREAKING:

The Congolese migrant who killed the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig in a World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen risks 8-10 months in prison

The prosecutor announced he will seek that sentence for the man who has already been convicted of rapes & attempted murder

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 04:17 PM (ndZc7)

136 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2oco

We got there yesterday.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:17 PM (KC5Lt)

137 This corresponds with my view of thirds. One third of people are worth a damn, 1/3 aren't and 1/3 are the limbo in between.

The percentages never change.


My version of that is that you can find 1/3rd of people who will agree with literally anything.

That's why Congress and the media having approval percentages far below that is notable.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:17 PM (2ocoG)

138 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)



What does that even mean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (2YhKe)

139 When the commies came in and took over the schools in the 60's, they were playing the LLLOOOONNNNGGGG game.

They're winning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (2YhKe)
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Seems like it, sure.

But Communism is ultimately a self-destructive philosophy. Eventually it leads to nowhere but death and destruction for everyone--including the guys at the top who hope to be eaten last.

On the plus side, getting eaten first means we don't have to suffer as much.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (FZ29D)

140 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

Yesterday, it was "weinering".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (wOO3z)

141 It’s a fitting tribute to Karl Marx that his ideas are being carried on by homosexuals, perverts, pedophiles, and mentally ill trannies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (ytSan)

142 Worse for whom?

Posted by: Jus Sayin' at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (I7Ofb)

143 127 That CNN polls guy in the video is always wildly gesticulating. Chris Farley-like.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (XvL8K)


I like Harry Enten. Maybe he's just a great actor, but he seems genuinely enthusiastic. We probably have wildly different politics, but I think he'd be fun to talk to about data over beers and brats, if I ran into him at some kind of backyard or campground get-together.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (Sy6m/)

144 Jumanji does have Karen Gillian at her peak

Peak Gillian Anderson > peak Karen Gillian

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (VB9q0)

145 @visegrad24
BREAKING:

The Congolese migrant who killed the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig in a World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen risks 8-10 months in prison

The prosecutor announced he will seek that sentence for the man who has already been convicted of rapes & attempted murder
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 04:17 PM (ndZc7)



Wow. They rehabilitate criminals FAST in Sweden? Or is he being tried in Denmark? Either way. That's impressive.

He'll be curing cancer soon, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (2YhKe)

146 You losers and idiots that voted for Comrade Marxist Bro get to drive a YUGO and live in section 8 housing and I get to drive the James Bond Austin Martin to my Million-dollar beach home in Florida.

Bernie Sanders and AOC would say in Marxism all are equal, but I am more equal than you...

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (IEljh)

147 risks 8-10 months in prison"

For murder?

Okay...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (XuXeR)

148 Weird how no one brought up the fact that the Kremlin was a palace.!

The creatures outside looked from socialist to ruler, and from ruler to socialist, and from socialist to ruler again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (kYmoU)

149 Courtney Love is a commie?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (KC5Lt)


AND a murderer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Well, chocolate and peanut butter.Courtney Love is a commie?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (KC5Lt)


AND a murderer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (ndZc7)

150 cootermaxxing

So if I understand...this is some THOT spouting leftwing talking points while pointing the camera at her clothed vajajay?

Wait until people realize their are a million THOTs on the internet wearing a lot less and not spouting leftwing talking points.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

151 Can someone explain to me why in a country with EBT the schools also have to give free hot lunches and breakfasts?

We already give the parents of these children money to feed them.

If they aren't doing it stop giving them EBT for their kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

There's a lot of money to the schools in the lunch programs, to the point where they would make kids take them even if their parents can pay.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

152 89 >>Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"


Obviously.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 04:06 PM (Dds21)
______________________________

I watched a black woman try to change a tire on her Nissan not long ago in the parking lot of the grocery store, before I helped her. This particular educated black woman didn't understand that a jack was needed and was trying to pull off the wheel while the car was sitting on the ground. I watched for a little while until she started pounding on the tire with the tire iron.

Don't get me wrong. I think there are plenty of white women out there who'd do something similar.

But, here's the kicker. All the while I'm putting on the spare (one of those little doughnut wheels), this bitch was acting like a jackass exclaiming "I'm not gonna pay you. I'm not gonna pay you." I just said "you're welcome" and walked away. She'd make a good Air Traffic Controller or maybe am Astrophysicist. Don't you think?

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)

153 Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"
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lmao

She misspelled 'indoctrinated'.

Nothing sadder than a slave not realizing that she's a slave.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (paeOl)

154
I'm just sticking with the free streaming services, Pluto, Tubi, Fawesome, Xumo, Plex , etc. they probably have over 5000 free movies.
Posted by: polynikes



BitTorrent + a decent VPN like PIA. Because Fuck Hollywood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (csxIM)

155 77 My favorite CHAZ moment was when one guy got his phone stolen and tried to get sympathy on social media and all his CHAZ friends told him to shut up because obviously the person that took his phone needed it more then him
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)
**********
Remember the little barricades to keep the cops and unwanted out?

It was so entertaining for me. I was a bit sad when it ended...but I did not live there so that's a given.

The jackassery was off the charts of human behavior. It started out all kumbaya and ended with a thud.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (hzuYO)

156 "I just want hospitals to work like libraries"
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I lived in Denmark for a couple of years at the turn of the Millenium. My library card actually functioned as my health care insurance card as well. Maybe that's where this dude got the library/hospital comparison.

And for what it's worth, the Danish socialist health care was actually pretty good. My son was born in Denmark and it went fine. And my daughter received good care for childhood epilepsy. So maybe socialist healthcare worked, at least for Denmark, and at that point in time. Denmark (at that time) was rich, homogeneous, and very culturally conforming. No one would even consider fraud or gaming the system. Don't know how it is now.

From Denmark, we moved to the UK. What a nightmare health care system. NHS the envy of the world? Yeah, right. It's the worst aspects of capitalism and socialism, administered by bureaucrat doctors who make Fauchi look like an unmercenary healer. If ever we, God forbid, go down the socialist healthcare road, it would probably be worse than the UK. My two cents.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (sFNX2)

157 cootermaxxing

So if I understand...this is some THOT spouting leftwing talking points while pointing the camera at her clothed vajajay?

Wait until people realize their are a million THOTs on the internet wearing a lot less and not spouting leftwing talking points.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (sKqQm)

They were rightwing talking points IIRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)

158 >One Third of All Democrats Now Identify As Socialists
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that's a bold strategy

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (ZxPkt)

159 First thing I noticed was that the list of distinguishing principles of the DSA had almost nothing to do with socialism. You can have an executive, a bicameral legislature, and police, for instance, and still run a socialist paradise -- in fact, it might be hard to get by without them, and then there's the army and the prisons.

There's a fair bet that the current 'socialists' honest to God do not even know what socialism is. So when they fail, they won't be lying when they come back and say no one has tried it yet.

They're posturing very hard to convince themselves they're "revolutionaries," and they haven't thought that part through either. It could turn out to be a hard pose to hold.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (zdLoL)

160 risks 8-10 months in prison"

I'm not a violent man but if the price for murder is less then a year in one of those fancy nordic prison cells....I mean I live in the Northern part of the US so I already can't really go outside for half the year

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

161 >Bernie Sanders and AOC would say in Marxism all are equal, but I am more equal than you...

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (IEljh)

That could be a topic for a great novel.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (GTqXr)

162 AND a murderer.

Courtney Love and Bobby Brown can have a "caused famous musician to kill themselves" support group.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (2ocoG)

163 But, here's the kicker. All the while I'm putting on the spare (one of those little doughnut wheels), this bitch was acting like a jackass exclaiming "I'm not gonna pay you. I'm not gonna pay you." I just said "you're welcome" and walked away. She'd make a good Air Traffic Controller or maybe am Astrophysicist. Don't you think?
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)
__

You're a better person than me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (paeOl)

164 We probably have wildly different politics, but I think he'd be fun to talk to about data over beers and brats, if I ran into him at some kind of backyard or campground get-together.
Posted by: SciV

He's also probably more of an old-school, more reasonable Democrat. Wants higher taxes, more social programs, but doesn't fundamentally hate America, capitalism, or all of western civilization. A corporate sellout DINO, as the DSA would say.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (VB9q0)

165 Courtney Love is a commie?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:14 PM (KC5Lt)


AND a murderer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Well, chocolate and peanut butter.

-
Well, I don't think I can blame autocucumber for that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

166 Jasmine Crockett says black women are "the most educated demographic in this country"

_________

She is confusing facts, whether deliberately or not.

Black women are indeed the most educated black people. Black women with college degrees greatly outnumber black men with degrees. That might not be saying much, but it's true.

This is a big reason why educated black women have been increasingly dating white guys. The "pool" of available educated black men is relatively small, and a significant percentage of them want white women.

Now, the worth of these college degrees, and whether that makes anyone smarter or dumber is a different issue.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

167 They were rightwing talking points IIRC.
Posted by: Oldcat

There was talking?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 30, 2026 04:22 PM (VB9q0)

168 or maybe am Astrophysicist. Don't you think?
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)

Many of the larger galaxies were discovered by hitting them with a tire iron.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)

169 The Marxists will.cheat to take over

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

170 Can someone explain to me why in a country with EBT the schools also have to give free hot lunches and breakfasts?"

Why not? Oh, you want us to spend less of your money?

That's funny. Especially the part where you think it's your money.

/ your betters

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (XuXeR)

171 She'd make a good Air Traffic Controller or maybe am Astrophysicist. Don't you think?
Posted by: Orson
......

At the very least a U.S. senator.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)

172 You can't use food bought with an EBT card for kids school lunches because brown paper bags are racist testing tools.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (gm9Sb)

173 Jumanji does have Karen Gillian at her peak.
-------

Preach

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (Irr+m)

174 They were rightwing talking points IIRC.

I watched with the sound off and felt I was getting my money's worth.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)

175 This is a big reason why educated black women have been increasingly dating white guys. The "pool" of available educated black men is relatively small, and a significant percentage of them want white women.

Now, the worth of these college degrees, and whether that makes anyone smarter or dumber is a different issue.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

What makes them madder still is that black men with education date white girls, or Asian.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

176 >> They were rightwing talking points IIRC.
Posted by: Oldcat

>>There was talking?

I don't know if there was talking...

but, there was definitely Lip Syncing.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (Dds21)

177 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)


What does that even mean?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (2YhKe)

Something to do with turtles?

Posted by: Or Dukes of Hazzard maybe at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/)

178 >They're posturing very hard to convince themselves they're "revolutionaries," and they haven't thought that part through either. It could turn out to be a hard pose to hold.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (zdLoL)

The DSA 'platform' reads like the diary of a freshman polysci coed.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (GTqXr)

179 The Congolese migrant who killed the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig in a World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen risks 8-10 months in prison

Isn't that a bit of an inconvenience? Or will he still be able to catch all his streams in jail?

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (oSFyF)

180 This is a big reason why educated black women have been increasingly dating white guys. The "pool" of available educated black men is relatively small, and a significant percentage of them want white women.

Now, the worth of these college degrees, and whether that makes anyone smarter or dumber is a different issue.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

What makes them madder still is that black men with education date white girls, or Asian.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)
_______

Tale as old as time ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

181 I like the Dems who say "define socialism" "explain how this is communism" to try and control the conversation . Just say "it's what's going to kill you"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (BlDDt)

182
And for what it's worth, the Danish socialist health care was actually pretty good. My son was born in Denmark and it went fine. And my daughter received good care for childhood epilepsy. So maybe socialist healthcare worked, at least for Denmark, and at that point in time. Denmark (at that time) was rich, homogeneous, and very culturally conforming. No one would even consider fraud or gaming the system. Don't know how it is now.



DK has 6 million people in it. It's the size of Rhode Island. They pay most of their earned income in TAXES.

150% tax on any vehicle purchase. Up to 58% income tax, depending on salary.

But yeah, everything is free and some of it isn't bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (2YhKe)

183 On the plus side, getting eaten first means we don't have to suffer as much.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (FZ29D)


I have no intention of suffering a bit. Tis better to be the suffor than the suffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (2WIwB)

184 The DSA op will get more obvious by the day it seems

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (Irr+m)

185 8 -10 months for a murder?
Of an off-duty cop?

And he had priors of rape & attempted murder?

Is there a more masochistic society than the Swedes?


(Canada is close)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

186 Weird how no one brought up the fact that the Kremlin was a palace.!

The creatures outside looked from socialist to ruler, and from ruler to socialist, and from socialist to ruler again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (kYmoU)

It is a *fortified* palace. Against the people.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)

187 Denmark (at that time) was rich"

*looks at $40 Trillion debt*

Okay....

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:26 PM (XuXeR)

188 On the plus side, getting eaten first means we don't have to suffer as much.

That's what I tell the sailors when they line up during fleet week

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 30, 2026 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

189 They will claim the Trump Coalition that "took over" the GOP was less than this Democrat Coalition.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Irr+m)

190 Huh? I thought most if not all polling on this issue showed that the DSA ogcocephalidae tended to be college-educated if not higher. I thought that was the basis for most of their bitter insecurity: They had the right degrees, dammit, but nobody wanted to hire them as CEO!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

Yes I heard they tended to be high education, but low earnings.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)

191 I have 3 Cold War era pistols from Soviet block countries Part of the reason I like them is the chance they were used to shoot communists. (Because they shot each other more than anyone else was shooting at them.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 30, 2026 04:27 PM (ytSan)

192 187 Where would we be without those tasty one pound canned hams available at the dollar store?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 30, 2026 04:27 PM (gm9Sb)

193 This is a big reason why educated black women have been increasingly dating white guys.

This always ends up at the black woman marrying a white guy while calling for the end of the white race.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:27 PM (2ocoG)

194 They were rightwing talking points IIRC.

I watched with the sound off and felt I was getting my money's worth.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (2ocoG)



Is this that video someone posted earlier where the woman was hiding all her obnoxious fat in her yoga pants as if it was some kind of miracle cure all?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:28 PM (2YhKe)

195 There's a fair bet that the current 'socialists' honest to God do not even know what socialism is. So when they fail, they won't be lying when they come back and say no one has tried it yet.

They're posturing very hard to convince themselves they're "revolutionaries," and they haven't thought that part through either. It could turn out to be a hard pose to hold.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (zdLoL


They are indeed the useful idiots. But you can bet there are thiese behind the scenes pulling the strings.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 04:28 PM (2WIwB)

196 DK has 6 million people in it. It's the size of Rhode Island. They pay most of their earned income in TAXES.

150% tax on any vehicle purchase. Up to 58% income tax, depending on salary.

But yeah, everything is free and some of it isn't bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (2YhKe)

You could take a ferryboat to about 90 percent of the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:28 PM (uhVAy)

197 Clarence Thomas is gonna end interracial marriage y'all!

I'm not making this up at all!

Posted by: The left at July 30, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

198 educated black women have been increasingly dating white guys"

Dated a dusky maiden back in the college days... until I was advised by a couple of youths to not do that...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR)

199 This always ends up at the black woman marrying a white guy while calling for the end of the white race.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:27 PM (2ocoG)
___

Always?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (paeOl)

200 It is a *fortified* palace. Against the people.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)

They needed it.
The peasants were revolting.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (6ydKt)

201 196 When you know who invaded Denmark he made sure the troops had cab fare.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (gm9Sb)

202 Clarence Thomas is gonna end interracial marriage y'all!

The same people also told Jewish voters that Donald Trump is going to kill all the Jews.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (2ocoG)

203 39% is still way too high

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (Xdm8F)

204 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)


What does that even mean?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (2YhKe)
_______

Wow, it's a real thing? Heard a few girls use that term a few months ago. Thought it was just a word they made up. Guess not.

As they explained it, "cootermaxxing" is basically soft-porn clickbait for supposedly seriously female "influences" to drum up male viewers.

The concept is old as influencers themselves. It's like when the cooking show girl shows you how to make pasta ... in a very revealing top that she constantly bends over to show off.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (iFTx/)

205 169 The Marxists will.cheat to take over
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)
______________________

Oh, they'll do much more than that. Take a quick look back to the 70's. There will actual Communist Hit Squads with all kinds of creative names such as 17 November or N17. They assasinated US diplomats, banking officials etc. That particular one was based in Greece. But, as the violence escalates (and it already is with cover from the press)...these groups will pop up domestically to influence what needs influencing. We've seen how willing certain Legislators and local governments are to accommodate this behavior, and let it shape policy..

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (dIske)

206
Always?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (paeOl)




Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2YhKe)

207 I'll just posit anecdotally that a college degree doesn't quite mean education anymore.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (n5tGW)

208 >Yes I heard they tended to be high education, but low earnings.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)

Some of the dumbest, most retarded, people I know have advanced degrees.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (GTqXr)

209 Always?

It's weirdly common in the higher-level race hustles.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)

210 What makes them madder still is that black men with education date white girls, or Asian.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

According to the black men that talk about this on podcasts and whatnot it's because even the "educated" black women are on the whole more insufferable than the white or Asian women. Angry, combative, chaotic, unfeminine and generally unpleasant.

Posted by: Just what I've heard at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (TbWk/)

211 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (paeOl)

212 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.
Posted by: Ian S.

What does that even mean?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......

Probably some weird form of plastic surgery?

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

213 The concept is old as influencers themselves. It's like when the cooking show girl shows you how to make pasta ... in a very revealing top that she constantly bends over to show off.

That sounds terrible.

Now let me just bend over in front of the camera to grab this pasta

Posted by: Giada De Laurentiis at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)

214
The concept is old as influencers themselves. It's like when the cooking show girl shows you how to make pasta ... in a very revealing top that she constantly bends over to show off.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:29 PM (iFTx/)




This is about me, isn't it......

Posted by: Giada De Laurentiis at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (2YhKe)

215 I don't think leftists chicks go around to guys and say, "Baby, Karl Marx me, right here, right now!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)

216 It's like when the cooking show girl shows you how to make pasta ... in a very revealing top that she constantly bends over to show off."

Not a fan. Of pasta, that is.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (XuXeR)

217 It's weirdly common in the higher-level race hustles.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)
___

Ahh, ok.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (paeOl)

218 Michigan Dems are about to nominate a real piece of work to run for an open US Senate seat.

We'll find out if There are moderate Dems who aren't crazy about Dearborn

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (4HoLg)

219 Horde mind...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)

220 I do not understand this "Cold War" thing people in my generation always talk about ???

You mean we had a war in the North Pole, and we won and got Alaska for winning ???

Posted by: Kami Harris at July 30, 2026 04:32 PM (rWPJ3)

221 Are you suffering from hairy Enten?
See your doctor.

Posted by: Big Fizer at July 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2Ez/1)

222 Worse than being Marxists they will LIE about it without compunction.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 04:32 PM (JvZF+)

223 DSA is a TLA for patchouli oil. Communist also works. If these SOBs ever get power, well, good luck trying govern anything.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 30, 2026 04:32 PM (4GgFE)

224 Are you suffering from hairy Enten?

An an experienced 29 year old guy I am amazed how mother nature gives me more hair everywhere but on the top of my head

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

225 I do not understand this "Cold War" thing people in my generation always talk about ???

You mean we had a war in the North Pole, and we won and got Alaska for winning ???
Posted by: Kami Harris at July 30, 2026 04:32 PM (rWPJ3)

It was just after World War Eleven.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)

226 This will not be a passing phase in the Democrat Party, it's locked in for the next 2 decades at least.

Because the colleges and universities have been over-producing huge numbers of underemployed and under-performing, over-educated nominally intelligent graduates who get more resentful every year that they see society not valuing them commensurate with their degrees.

Socialism comforts them with soothing lies that society and capitalism are to blame and giving massive power to the government will fix that.

For the next 20 years, no Democrat will win a primary in a safe blue seat without the DSA endorsement.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (3cUTc)

227 So about 4 in 10 want to be socialists? I'm not amused.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (qBdHI)

228 But, here's the kicker. All the while I'm putting on the spare (one of those little doughnut wheels), this bitch was acting like a jackass exclaiming "I'm not gonna pay you. I'm not gonna pay you." I just said "you're welcome" and walked away. She'd make a good Air Traffic Controller or maybe am Astrophysicist. Don't you think?
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)
*******

I hereby nominate you as St. Orson of Lugnuts. I thank you, sir, as that was very nice of you.

What a beetch. I would have bought you groceries for doing it and a supermodel kiss on top of your head.

My father showed me stuff on car repair and changing a tire. I nodded a lot (altho at the time I did sort of understand the under the hood stuff and how to check my oil).

However, I knew darn well I would not jack up a car or be able to change a tire. I suppose I could in the desert and dying, but it would have taken a long, long time. As well, the idea of a jack and car falling terrifies me.

I figured someone would help me and fortunately never had a flat. We know it would have been a serial killer.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (hzuYO)

229 Hey Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 04:30 PM (paeOl)



*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (2YhKe)

230 If Michigan has an election, nobody will really know who won.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (n5tGW)

231 High schools could spend a week to explain the difference between socialism and capitalism in terms that students can understand.


Start with "What's mine is yours" vs. "What's mine is mine".

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (l9lDf)

232 Huh? I thought most if not all polling on this issue showed that the DSA ogcocephalidae tended to be college-educated if not higher. I thought that was the basis for most of their bitter insecurity: They had the right degrees, dammit, but nobody wanted to hire them as CEO!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

Yes I heard they tended to be high education, but low earnings.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
_______

Yea. Some of course make piles of money if they have a real degree. But most have mostly worthless degrees and end up in DEI-ish jobs in HR or wherever. But they still overwhelmingly prefer educated guys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (iFTx/)

233 Horde mind...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (2YhKe)

234 I'll just posit anecdotally that a college degree doesn't quite mean education anymore.

It never did.

But also, over the last 120 years, the average IQ of a Harvard student dropped from 140 to 105. Smack dab in midwit territory. And as it happens, we're beset upon by a plague of credentialist midwits.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)

235 Are you suffering from hairy Enten?
See your doctor.
Posted by: Big Fizer at July 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2Ez/1)

Whaaaaaaaaaaat dooooooooooo youuuuuuuuu meeeeeaaaaannnnn....weeeeee haaaaaaaave leeeeeaaaaaaves

Posted by: Treebeard at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (TbWk/)

236 I saw Halperin today talking about polls showing Trump and Republicans are down. He admitted that if al-Sayid wins the primary, Rogers will win. Also had Cooper up in NC.
None of the media types been to appreciate the craziness of the DSA is turning off a lot of people, though the graph above does help. If Madison blows up and a couple of other cities follow, this could be a massive Rep midterm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (BlDDt)

237 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (FZ29D)
______________________

Hey, I meant to ask you if you've heard what some of the AI companies are up to with rare books. Apparently, they are buy up all these rare books, and then digitalizing them. BUT, they are doing so under NDA's and the rare books are being destroyed in the process...they just cut the spine of the book off to fast load into their copying process.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:34 PM (dIske)

238 195 There's a fair bet that the current 'socialists' honest to God do not even know what socialism is. So when they fail, they won't be lying when they come back and say no one has tried it yet.

They're posturing very hard to convince themselves they're "revolutionaries," and they haven't thought that part through either. It could turn out to be a hard pose to hold.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 30, 2026 04:20 PM (zdLoL


They are indeed the useful idiots. But you can bet there are thiese behind the scenes pulling the strings.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 04:28 PM (2WIwB)

I'm betting the curriculum on the actual horrors of 20th century communism are pretty thin, if at all.

We covered it some when I was in school, but even then (80s & 90s) it was a gloss over while the entire communist world was falling apart.

A good portion of the population has learned what they know of the actual history of communism on their own research & observation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:34 PM (6ydKt)

239 >What makes them madder still is that black men with education who play pro football date white girls, or Asian.

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (ZxPkt)

240 I saw Halperin today talking about polls showing Trump and Republicans are down. He admitted that if al-Sayid wins the primary, Rogers will win. Also had Cooper up in NC.
None of the media types been to appreciate the craziness of the DSA is turning off a lot of people, though the graph above does help. If Madison blows up and a couple of other cities follow, this could be a massive Rep midterm
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (BlDDt)

The DNC had to pawn their building to raise money for candidates. Don't see their inevitable march to victory in the cards.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (uhVAy)

241 177 The hot word on X today is apparently "cootermaxxing". I don't know how those degenerates got there before the HQ did.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)


What does that even mean?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:18 PM (2YhKe)

Something to do with turtles?
Posted by: Or Dukes of Hazzard maybe at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/)

Dude, it's when you crank up the volume on one of my songs!

Posted by: Rye Cooder at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (mP0Kj)

242 They needed it.
The peasants were revolting.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

They still are!

Posted by: The Wizard of Id at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (VB9q0)

243
That's funny. Especially the part where you think it's your money.

/ your betters
Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (XuXeR)



Those commie cocksuckers have been flirting with statewide centralized payroll for all state residents for years. Not just state gov employees, but EVERYONE (Gary Oldman voice).




Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (csxIM)

244 Socialism comforts them with soothing lies that society and capitalism are to blame and giving massive power to the government will fix that."

Explains what one sees around DC. Chunky manbuns, flabby people, and serious attitudes.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

245 231 High schools could spend a week to explain the difference between socialism and capitalism in terms that students can understand.

Start with "What's mine is yours" vs. "What's mine is mine".

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 30, 2026 04:33 PM (l9lDf)

You're going to share your A with the others and get a C.
You're going to share your B with the others and get a D.
See the rest of you in summer school.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (Sco7b)

246 >>>One Third of All Democrats Now Identify As Socialists, While Only 39% of Country Would Consider Voting for a Socialist

We are doomed if the Dems are 117% of the country

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:35 PM (rbvCR)

247 THE KING IS A FINK!

Posted by: Lone Haranguer rides again! at July 30, 2026 04:36 PM (TbWk/)

248 The entire demonrat platform IS socialist / commie, so 100% of democrat voters support it, even if 48% are too stupid to realize it.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 30, 2026 04:36 PM (uOA3h)

249 But, here's the kicker. All the while I'm putting on the spare (one of those little doughnut wheels), this bitch was acting like a jackass exclaiming "I'm not gonna pay you. I'm not gonna pay you." I just said "you're welcome" and walked away. She'd make a good Air Traffic Controller or maybe am Astrophysicist. Don't you think?
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)



I changed a tire on a van that several elderly ladies from a church were traveling in. They were black, very sweet and appreciative I helped them. They offered me money, which I graciously refused. Wife gave them advise where a tire place was along their route (we were in NE TX at the time) and they were along their way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:36 PM (2YhKe)

250 8 When the commies came in and took over the schools in the 60's, they were playing the LLLOOOONNNNGGGG game.

They're winning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (2YhKe)

Same with the Hart Cellar Act of ‘65. Before it was passed the president of the DAR said it would destroy a first-line of defense in perpetuating our institutions of freedom and the American way of life. And damn if she wasn’t right.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 30, 2026 04:36 PM (SjAWL)

251 240 I saw Halperin today talking about polls...
====

Isn't he on one of those sex offender registries?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 30, 2026 04:36 PM (2Ez/1)

252 >You mean we had a war in the North Pole, and we won and got Alaska for winning ???

Posted by: Kami Harris
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no no
cold wars are fought only in winter

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 04:37 PM (ZxPkt)

253 I had a different definition of cootermaxxing back in my college days.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 04:37 PM (n5tGW)

254 black men with education who play pro football date white girls, or Asian."

"Date"?

Suuure. Let's go with that.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:37 PM (XuXeR)

255 Educated black women. Right. You know what the "privilege" is in white privilege? Cognition. You know what the tell is? It's East Asians have "white" privilege.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2026 04:37 PM (bX16E)

256 *advice

Damn, I hate that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:37 PM (2YhKe)

257 If Socialism is the only perceived way of getting a fair shake, then Socialism is what will be tried.

As long as the feeling is that the Olds are going to keep everything and the Rich will never pay the poors enough to be as well off as their parents, then it will be Socialism.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)

258 Michigan has to be another state where voting is a fraud

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)

259
If white privilege is a thing can someone explain to me what all the American tech companies have Indian CEOs?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:39 PM (sKqQm)

260 252 >You mean we had a war in the North Pole, and we won and got Alaska for winning ???

Posted by: Kami Harris
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no no
cold wars are fought only in winter
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 04:37 PM (ZxPkt)

We've always been at war with East Antarctica!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)

261 @240 agree . The Republicans have $139 million, Trump's super PAC has $400 million+. The Dems are $2 million in the hole. Have to spend wisely. Haven't seen the Republicans nominate too many useless candidates.
In my district it's overwhelmingly blue and Pat Ryan my Congress critter is facing a pretty young lady with zero experience. The Republicans shouldn't waste a cent here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 04:39 PM (BlDDt)

262 I changed a tire on a van that several elderly ladies from a church were traveling in. They were black, very sweet and appreciative I helped them. They offered me money, which I graciously refused. Wife gave them advise where a tire place was along their route (we were in NE TX at the time) and they were along their way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:36 PM (2YhKe)

Socialism is evil because all groups you carve out of the world are abstractions. In any group there will be good people and bad people and treating them all the same is wrong.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)

263
The best thing that could happens to the Democrats is a huge repudiating-type loss at the midterms.

That would give them time to clean ranks of screaming blue-haired commies and all the rest of their weirdoes and find a bunch of unknown best the best Americans evah to run for 2028 or 2032.

Bring in a Bill Clinton-type and they might win in 28 or 30 or 32.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 04:39 PM (iJfKG)

264 As long as the feeling is that the Olds are going to keep everything

One of the dumber things in our current culture is 20 year olds screaming it isn't fair 50 year olds make more then them and demanding they be taxed into oblivion.

Why?

Because those 20 year olds will be the 50 year olds making $$$ in a generation...well...assuming they work. But then they'll have it taken away from them.

AND

The 50 year olds they want to tax right now are their own parents.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

265 >>>39 percent would consider supporting one and 6 percent having no opinion

Or to say another way, 45% of Americans are open to voting for a democratic socialist for president.

That looks very high to me. Troubling if accurate.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 30, 2026 04:40 PM (8mulE)

266 @251 Halperin got bounced from NBC because of some harassing claims during MeToo. No crimes that I know of. Pretty good and relatively even handed politically on 2-Way

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 04:40 PM (BlDDt)

267 Lot of East Germans missed East Germany after reconciliation. Some people are just lazy non-thinking leeches who prefer to have someone to tell them when to eat, when to breathe and how to think.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:41 PM (KC5Lt)

268 It is a *fortified* palace. Against the people.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)


Well, yes. And the Mongols.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:41 PM (rbvCR)

269 It is a *fortified* palace. Against the people.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)


Try to get into a public hospital without being screened for weapons.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:42 PM (rbvCR)

270 Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)

Yes, indeed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 04:42 PM (xPsv8)

271 Socialism will always be the opening of Communists to take over.

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:42 PM (Ia/+0)

272 Bring in a Bill Clinton-type"

Smokin!

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:42 PM (XuXeR)

273 If Socialism is the only perceived way of getting a fair shake, then Socialism is what will be tried.

As long as the feeling is that the Olds are going to keep everything and the Rich will never pay the poors enough to be as well off as their parents, then it will be Socialism.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:38 PM (rbvCR)

That's dumb because the Olds and Rich are in your same Socialist group in this country. You don't be come unblack or something if you get rich. And the 'leadership' of the Groups are worse than nearly all of the members and get tons of grift.

Socialism is like when the teacher broke the class into groups and put the person you hated most in as group leader. Forever.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)

274 253 I had a different definition of cootermaxxing back in my college days.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 04:37 PM (n5tGW)

Defining was one thing, attaining was quite another.

Posted by: Loser in college at July 30, 2026 04:43 PM (TbWk/)

275 "Age and education influence support, with younger, educated individuals more open to democratic socialist candidates."

And this is why a credential/degree from contemporary Western academia is d*gsh*t.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2026 04:43 PM (oji8u)

276 Lot of East Germans missed East Germany after reconciliation. Some people are just lazy non-thinking leeches who prefer to have someone to tell them when to eat, when to breathe and how to think.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:41 PM (KC5Lt)


Some of them liked having jobs too. Jobs that evaporated after the massive change in economic models.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:43 PM (rbvCR)

277 Lot of East Germans missed East Germany after reconciliation. Some people are just lazy non-thinking leeches who prefer to have someone to tell them when to eat, when to breathe and how to think.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:41 PM (KC5Lt)

Some were the 'winners' then and were not the winners afterward. Even if their lives were better overall.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:43 PM (uhVAy)

278 I changed a tire on a van that several elderly ladies from a church were traveling in. They were black, very sweet and appreciative I helped them. They offered me money, which I graciously refused. Wife gave them advise where a tire place was along their route (we were in NE TX at the time) and they were along their way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 04:36 PM (2YhKe)
**********
That was the question I should have asked Orson...was this in the South, this edumacated womman?

Most of our black people in my family's county are kind. Two years ago we stopped at a Walmart en route to the farm to get groceries. We were the only white peoples in that store. To a person they were polite and seemed kind.

It was Valentine's night and a white dude about 30yrs younger than me tried to hit on me while I carried a potted hydrangea for my mother (because grandson insisted we buy her flowers). He was all flirty that they smelled good (they don't smell) and walked next to me until my dude appeared. I ignored him.

Our son laughed and said that I get hit on more than DIL, and my dude said, "Well, she attracts crazy people like a magnet."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:44 PM (hzuYO)

279 Lot of East Germans missed East Germany after reconciliation. Some people are just lazy non-thinking leeches who prefer to have someone to tell them when to eat, when to breathe and how to think.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:41 PM (KC5Lt)

Some were just lucky the border guards missed them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 04:44 PM (l3cgK)

280 Some people are just lazy non-thinking leeches who prefer to have someone to tell them when to eat, when to breathe and how to think"

You know, someone might think there's a general rule about a minority of a group carrying out most of the work.
What do you think, Pareto?

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 04:45 PM (XuXeR)

281 Some of them liked having jobs too. Jobs that evaporated after the massive change in economic models.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:43 PM (rbvCR)

Jobs that that didn't require any hard work to get ahead. A job that only required the bare minimum of effort.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:46 PM (KC5Lt)

282 Ironically, the East Germans are the strongest supporters of the AfD.

The East wants no part of multiculturalism and they know communism when they see it, so they vote harder for AfD than any other region.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

283 Before that it was a bunch of "if you aren't doing anything wrong why are you afraid for the government to watch?"
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)


Which, I suppose, perfectly sums up the OF mindset.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)

284 258 Michigan has to be another state where voting is a fraud
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:38 PM (Ia/+0)
___________________________

Michigan is a state that allows people to vote in the National election who have never lived in Michigan. Michigan tries to imply that these are all prodigy of military personnel who reached the eligible age to vote while living overseas. HOWEVER, think about something. The way the law reads is that if the last residence of a US citizen was in Michigan, than the son(s) or daugher(s) or spouse of that individual can register and vote in Michigan. So, how many Muslims gaining citizenship in the US, and lived in Michigan returned to where ever they came from and then listed a number of over 18 children (or a spouse) who then registered in voted in Michigan? No one knows. How many of these 18 year olds actually exist? No one knows. And you can bet the vetting process isn't exactly stellar.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:48 PM (dIske)

285 Ironically, the East Germans are the strongest supporters of the AfD.

The East wants no part of multiculturalism and they know communism when they see it, so they vote harder for AfD than any other region.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

Its touch and go if the EU will destroy the East Europe nations first, or the rest of Europe instead. But unless destroyed, it will destroy it all.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

286 Socialism is like when the teacher broke the class into groups and put the person you hated most in as group leader. Forever.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)


"property is theft" means the world is a zero sum game, and to get more than what you have means forcing it away from someone else. In the past there was proof that was not true because young families could get a house on a single, non-professional income, and have money for a car and sometimes steaks for dinner if they scrimped.

Nowadays young families both work and get told they have to work harder because they are lazy and entitled and even if they are allowed to work more than 35 hours a week because of mandatory benefits requirements, they still can't afford that even if they work 70 hours a week like they are working for Foxconn. So there is no reason to not try socialism.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:49 PM (rbvCR)

287 Ok, I just found out there are accusations the cootermaxxing girl stole her content from someone named WompTomp

Boy do we live in a dumb world.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

288 Our Marxists are out to take over, cities first, Congressman will fight for looting the Republic

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:50 PM (Ia/+0)

289
I kinda sorta agree with the youngster one this one point,

which is a lot of the olds are now working forever till death or until they're very old,

that makes it hard for the average Joe and Jane Blow Youngs move up the ranks to higher positions and more salary.

Yeah, yeah, it's more complicated than that...like would you rather have some old hanging in their job paying taxes or that same old bailing out and going on Social Security at 68?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 04:50 PM (iJfKG)

290 There's a fair bet that the current 'socialists' honest to God do not even know what socialism is. So when they fail, they won't be lying when they come back and say no one has tried it yet.
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They know one thing with unshakable religious certainty:
They will be the ones in charge, making all the decisions.
And they will be given more than what they have now, not less.

Think about that. They are the top 1% in the world and in world history.
And they still think they should get ... more.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 04:50 PM (3cUTc)

291 nood terrorists

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 04:50 PM (6ydKt)

292 Jobs that that didn't require any hard work to get ahead. A job that only required the bare minimum of effort.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:46 PM (KC5Lt)


You haven't talked to a lot of Russians or family of East Germans I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

293 Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 04:50 PM (iJfKG)

I bailed at 60. No regerts.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:51 PM (KC5Lt)

294
One of the dumber things in our current culture is 20 year olds screaming it isn't fair 50 year olds make more then them and demanding they be taxed into oblivion.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)



Gimme gimme gimme. Universal Basic Income. Gimme gimme gimme. Student Loan Forgiveness. Gimme gimme gimme. Universal Health Care. Gimme gimme gimme. ObamaPhones. Gimme gimme gimme.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2026 04:53 PM (csxIM)

295 280 Some people are just lazy non-thinking leeches who prefer to have someone to tell them when to eat, when to breathe and how to think"

THIS is why we bring back mental institutions and corral them. Let them think it is socialism and can watch tv for free and get free yucky food.

I can see many being perfectly happy in this free commune.

Think of Otis on Andy Griffith. He liked his little jail cell and Aunt Bea's cooking. A cot and 3 hots plus tv and all will be well. As long as our now dead socialist nephew-in-law had his Legos, too, he would have been totally content.

Oddly there were giant Lego figures he made in his rent-a-coffin.

It's been almost a year and I still have not recovered.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:53 PM (hzuYO)

296 You haven't talked to a lot of Russians or family of East Germans I think.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:51 PM (rbvCR)

You think wrong. What specifically do you disagree with?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:53 PM (KC5Lt)

297 So there is no reason to not try socialism.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 04:49 PM (rbvCR)

There is always a reason for a smart person to not try socialism, communism, or any of most of these systems. They are defined as utopias because the people imagine that the persons dividing up the wealth, property will be them. This will NEVER be true.

Its like imagining how much fun life in the Middle Ages would be. But you would be lucky to even be a peasant, much less a lord or lady.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)

298 On a lighter note, Donna Mills, age 85, is launching an OnlyFans page.
I've got nothing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 04:56 PM (BlDDt)

299 Hey, I meant to ask you if you've heard what some of the AI companies are up to with rare books. Apparently, they are buy up all these rare books, and then digitalizing them. BUT, they are doing so under NDA's and the rare books are being destroyed in the process...they just cut the spine of the book off to fast load into their copying process.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 04:34 PM (dIske)
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Doesn't surprise me in the least.

It's a two-fer.

They get to destroy priceless artifacts of knowledge, but retain the information which they can then modify as they see fit to spew out AI-generated garbage to mold future generations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 04:57 PM (FZ29D)

300 Ok, I just found out there are accusations the cootermaxxing girl stole her content from someone named WompTomp

Boy do we live in a dumb world.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

No idea who that is, but if she's the one I saw she at least learned something. Then someday she might sit normally.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 04:57 PM (uhVAy)

301 One of the better insights into socialism is it's biggest supporters are those who can afford more taxes but want everyone else--not themselves-- to pay.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 04:58 PM (3cUTc)

302 Dire Straits Money for Nothing

https://tinyurl.com/28fnh57e

It's what the socialists want. Endless money trees.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:59 PM (hzuYO)

303 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 04:59 PM (hzuYO)

I prefer the chicks for free.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:59 PM (KC5Lt)

304
I prefer the chicks for free.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 04:59 PM (KC5Lt)
***********
Probably cuts down on the STD's!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 05:01 PM (hzuYO)

305

Son and daughter-in-law have four kids.

They aren't allowed internet access and no cellphones allowed. They each have a chart of the tasks they have to do everyday.

If they want something they have to earn the money to buy it.

We salute them and wish more families did this.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 05:19 PM (/QHx4)

306 The DSA 'platform' reads like the diary of a freshman polysci coed.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 04:23 PM (GTqXr)


Or an enemy country's battle plan.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 05:27 PM (Sy6m/)

307
Six year old granddaughter set up a lemonade stand yesterday and made $33.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4)

308 >>>>What makes them madder still is that black men with education who play pro football date white girls, or Asian.

Posted by: Don Black

>Marriage and illegitimacy is a big issue but these white women need to follow their heart.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 05:34 PM (8E0Ba)

309 One Third of All Democrats Now Identify As Socialists, While Only 39% of Country Would Consider Voting for a Socialist

Ummm, technically (assuming an approximately equal distribution) that means there are more non-Democrats voting socialist than Democrats.

Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2026 07:47 PM (kU0PQ)

310 Oh, this is why...

A Washington Post-Ipsos poll shows 3 in 4 Democrats

That's not 1/3, Ace.

Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2026 07:48 PM (kU0PQ)

Ukraine Drones Reach All the Way to the Caspian Sea to Destroy Two Sanctioned Russian Ships Delivering Iranian Military Equipment to Russia

There's a lot of whining from the Russians and Iranians and the hard left, but the rules are clear, ships transporting arms and military gear are fair targets in war.

And Russia is meanwhile sinking Ukranian ships delivering grain to foreign buyers. So, fair is fair.

Ukraine struck an Iranian cargo vessel in the Caspian Sea, claiming it was transporting drone and missile components to Russia, marking the first direct military link between the wars in Ukraine and Iran.

Well... it is also reported that Russia is providing Iran with the targeting data it uses to hit our bases with missiles, including the deadly attack on a base in Jordan a couple of weeks ago.

Iran vowed retaliation, accusing Kyiv of violating international law, while Ukraine defended the strike as part of its campaign to disrupt Russia's military supply chains and its partnership with Tehran.

The attack carries broader geopolitical implications, potentially deepening coordination between Russia and Iran while signaling closer strategic alignment between Ukraine and the U.S. amid the expanding regional conflict.

...

While details of the July 25 incident are murky, Ukraine's intelligence agency the SBU said its drones hit an oil platform in the Caspian Sea along with a Russian missile boat and "cargo ships that are under international sanctions."

President Volodymyr Zelensky on Saturday announced that Ukrainian forces had achieved "very good results" in long-range strikes in the Caspian Sea, including against vessels used to transport military cargo linked to Iran.


As you probably know, Ukraine has been sinking Russian military and sanctioned cargo ships throughout the Black Sea, despite having no navy. They use drones, both flying and water-borne.

They're intensifying the war against the Russian economy and military supply lines, blowing up oil refineries so that oil-rich Russia actually has a fuel crisis. And they're also hitting the factories of Russia's mega-store Wildberries, called Russia's Amazon.

Wildberries itself might go bankrupt from having $4 billion of the stock stored at its warehouses destroyed. The company itself is worth only $9 billion.

Russian banks are limiting customers from withdrawing their money and oligarchs are warning that a bank crisis is coming. A Wildberries bankruptcy might collapse the whole system.



The war is going very badly for Russia. It turns out their vaunted army was third-or-fourth rate. Their equipment just doesn't work well and sometimes doesn't work at all. This is due to Russia's relative poverty and backwardness and probably also due to governmental corruption.

The CIA director estimates that the average life expectancy of a Russian soldier at the Ukraine front is... thirty minutes.

The war is extremely unpopular in Russia. So unpopular that Putin has flinched from using Russia's big advantage, its huge population advantage. So far, Russia is mostly using ethnic minorities from the peripheral states it dominates as well as prisoners and the sick. He pays people an $80,000 signing bonus -- and that's dollars, not rubles -- which is a huge amount of money in Russia.

He does not want to draft ethnic Russians, especially those living in the cities and the middle or intellectual classes.

But with a 30 minute life expectancy, it's getting harder and harder to field men for Putin's "three day Special Military Operation."

Reports say that after the elections, when he feels his power is safe and he won't have to face the public for another couple of years, he will in fact order a big draft to bring 500,000 fresh draftees into the army.

That might be enough to finally break Ukraine... or it might wind up breaking Putin. Russia does have a tendency towards coups, especially during unpopular wars.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:43 PM




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1 🤷‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (Y2/Vj)

2 Off to nood

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (Y2/Vj)

3 2 Off to nood
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (Y2/Vj)

Been there, done that.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (Zm7n5)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (2YhKe)

5 How the turn tables. Who am I rooting for again?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:44 PM (Irr+m)

6 >>> Been there, done that.
Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (Zm7n5)

=====

👍

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (Y2/Vj)

7 That whole side of the world is one big disaster.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (1Ydxw)

8 All kinds of fantastic news today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (wOO3z)

9 Iran vowed retaliation, accusing Kyiv of violating international law,

Now that right there takes a whole lot of gall.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (NnhvP)

10 My ability to care has fallen throw the floor. It hasn't been there since nineteen sixty foooor~
* bass *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (diia5)

11 How funny is it that Russia's Amazon is called Dingleberrys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (2YhKe)

12 "Ukraine Drones Reach All the Way to the Caspian Sea to Destroy Two Sanctioned Russian Ships Delivering Iranian Military Equipment to Russia"

"Sanctioned Russian Ships"? I thought they were Iranian ships ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

13 Sorry. Dingleberries.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:46 PM (2YhKe)

14 Well... it is also reported that Russia is providing Iran with the targeting data it uses to hit our bases with missiles, including the deadly attack on a base in Jordan a couple of weeks ago.

Hate to say it, but we have been giving targeting information, and even mid course correction information to Ukraine for a couple of years now.

It is the way some of the missile systems that we provided them work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 30, 2026 02:46 PM (mP0Kj)

15 How the turn tables. Who am I rooting for again?
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:44 PM (Irr+m)


I think we're currently at "a pox on both their houses."

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2026 02:46 PM (jGGMD)

16 I'm beginning to suspect that one can't trust the current Iranian leadership.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2026 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

17 Their equipment just doesn't work.
___

I noticed that right off the bat in Iraq, when I had to go through a crash course in the turret of a T-72, so I could then show Iraqis how to maintain it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:47 PM (paeOl)

18 "Hi honey, I'm home. There's some Dingleberry's on the porch."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 02:47 PM (wOO3z)

19 Since Russia helped Iran I am leaning youcrane except for little z the piano player. I can't stand that little tyrant.

Putin may have made a mistake, finally, and he's got Parkinson's or something wrong with him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 02:47 PM (hzuYO)

20 The war is going very badly for Russia. It turns out their vaunted army was second-or-third rate. Their equipment just doesn't work. This is due to Russia's relative poverty and probably also due to governmental corruption.


I'm old enough to remember when Russia invaded Crimea, the people said the Russians were drunk, smoked a lot and were only interested in driving tanks into ATM's and stealing all the money.


But they should be feared, yo.

The ONLY thing the Russians have is nukes. And whether those nukes would actually function, remains to be seen. I hope no one ever sees.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)

21 5 How the turn tables. Who am I rooting for again?


ha! I know the feeling!

well I am happy I can talk with my Ukrainian diaspora friends now and we are all happy together.

then again things are rolling since we have competent (mostly) leadership in the US military. that could change (but let's hope not!)

the drone stuff is really interesting. talk about a meritocracy. the Ukr. people are not stupid, and they are flexible thinkers. it's interesting to follow how this develops.

this is the future of warfare.

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 02:48 PM (j+aD2)

22 15 How the turn tables. Who am I rooting for again?
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:44 PM (Irr+m)


I think we're currently at "a pox on both their houses."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2026 02:46 PM (jGGMD)

*********
Yes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 02:48 PM (hzuYO)

23 I think Imma call Amazon Dingleberries now

why not?

it's fun

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 02:49 PM (j+aD2)

24 Shit blowed up real good

Posted by: Billy Sol Hurok at July 30, 2026 02:49 PM (J4Dwc)

25 i'll just say i think we're lucky this shit storm hasn't hit the homeland yet

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 02:49 PM (CWTWj)

26 30 Minutes...

There's a Domino's Pizza joke to be had, somewhere in all of this.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 02:49 PM (Dds21)

27 "Ukraine struck an Iranian cargo vessel in the Caspian Sea, claiming it was transporting drone and missile components to Russia, marking the first direct military link between the wars in Ukraine and Iran."

Three comments:

1. Can all three of these countries lose? I'd like to see all three lose.

2. I trust this reporting about as far as I could throw that fat disgusting tranny pig who killed his mom.

3. Iran is supposedly so depleted in missiles and drones it can barely launch a dozen a day. If this is true, and I've been assured it is, then why would Iran be shipping these things to Russia.

Bonus 4th comment: I don't believe a word of this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

28 Biden's War.

Remember: He said the US would not oppose if Russia made a "little incursion" into Ukraine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 02:50 PM (3cUTc)

29 Wait. So Ukraine is actually doing something that helps the US?
Will all the blue haired crazies still stand with Ukraine?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (Lo97M)

30 Not rooting for either side here, both with despicable leaders. I will however, give it up for the Ukes, using our billions to effectively and efficiently build millions of low cost drones flown by 15 year old gamers to just kick the crap out of the Ruskies front lines and get to Moscow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (n5tGW)

31 It was an escalation when Ukraine started hitting Russian oil and gas infrastructure earlier in the year. Russia has been responding by hitting mixed-use and civilian targets.

On paper there's not much stopping Russia militarily from taking out power plants although Ukraine might be able to do some damage in parallel.

Things are heating up, at least in how broadly both sides are striking, but I'm not seeing much evidence of either materially strengthening their position.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (okun6)

32 We know that Angel Reese isn't the one firing at Russian ships

Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (0G7kH)

33 It is interesting the Iran apparently has enough of a surplus of drone equipment they can ship it off to Russia instead of using it against the U.S. Navy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)

34 "The CIA director estimates that the average life expectancy of a Russian soldier at the Ukraine front is... thirty minutes."

Average life expectancy of a 2LT dropped into a hot LZ in Vietnam in 1967 was... sixteen minutes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 02:52 PM (AdHga)

35 How long until a terrorist here in the USA flies a drone into a military installation, a sports stadium, a political rally, a synagogue or church during services? Will not be long as the tech improves band the crazies up their game

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 02:52 PM (BlDDt)

36 We know that Angel Reese isn't the one firing at Russian ships

Posted by: 496 at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (0G7kH)



ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ANGEL REESE CAN'T MAKE A LAYUP FROM 3 FEET AWAY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 30, 2026 02:52 PM (2YhKe)

37 Zelenskyy was in the UK a few days ago. The basis is that Ukraine wants to build a Drone Factory in the UK using money confiscated from Russia via sanctions. The purpose, I'm afraid to say, it two fold.

1. And peace deal eventually reached between Russia and Ukraine will require the return of those funds by the UK and the EU. They want to spend them to make a peace deal very difficult to achieve.

2. UK is NATO sovereign soil. If Russia (or someone pretending to be Russian) blows up that factory, that triggers emergency consultations under Article 4 and risk the invocation of Article 5 collective defense, massive economic sanctions, and potential direct military retaliation. Ukraine has captured and shot down Russian drones. They could easily set up a ruse to force NATO into military action...(which means the US)...That has been Zelenskyy's and the EU's and UK's goal all along.

These are NOT out allies.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 02:53 PM (dIske)

38 >>"Sanctioned Russian Ships"? I thought they were Iranian ships ....

no they're russian flagged but sanctioned.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2026 02:53 PM (1wjle)

39 Average life expectancy of a 2LT dropped into a hot LZ in Vietnam in 1967 was... sixteen minutes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 02:52 PM (AdHga)



Were all of them named Niedermeyer?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)

40 The Russian role in both conflicts is a thing.

I've been wondering if the NPC firmware instructions to Love Ukraine Erotically and to Love Iran Erotically would run afoul of the Hate Russians Blindly instructions.

It's a tough one for them.

*beep bop boop... click click click... whirrrrr... does not compute*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 02:53 PM (BI5O2)

41 33 It is interesting the Iran apparently has enough of a surplus of drone equipment they can ship it off to Russia instead of using it against the U.S. Navy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)

That was my first thought.
What are they shipping over....rocks and slings?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (Sco7b)

42 It was thought that Russia's military was #2 in the world.
Now we know it's just #2 in Ukraine.

Posted by: Speller at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (pSotA)

43
Smell the Glove,

It won't be long.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (/QHx4)

44 The ONLY thing the Russians have is nukes. And whether those nukes would actually function, remains to be seen. I hope no one ever sees.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:47 PM (2YhKe)
----
I kinda wonder if ANY nuclear power besides the United States (and Israel) has working nuclear weapons...

And how reliably will ours work in a crisis scenario?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FZ29D)

45 Reports say that after the "elections", when he feels his power is safe and he won't have to face the public for another couple of years, he will in fact order a big draft to bring 500,000 fresh draftees into the army.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

46 Speaking of international affairs, Fetterman-suit-gate.

Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald
It really is astounding that the most reliable way to know whether Benjamin Netanyahu is in Washington is that John Fetterman puts on a suit to show respect to his leader, but not for anyone else, including American leaders.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (ndZc7)

47 Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 02:52 PM (AdHga)


Were all of them named Niedermeyer?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:53 PM (2YhKe)

That was from Rules of Engagement - I don't actually know if it's true.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (AdHga)

48 I know this is retarded, so consider the source.

We watched 5 seasons of The Last Ship (the USS Nathan James) and I am now an expert with naval warfare. Just like I could land a plane from playing Flight Simulator with my sons.

I note the bridge is on fire on that ship and now understand why. I did not pay much attention (what is new?) til I watched our Navy/Marines talking to ships in the Strait recently and firing on that part of the ship as well.

It was a pretty good series til the last one, and we watched them all and had our favorite actors.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (hzuYO)

49 Red Turban Someguy

Russia has been pounding the Ukraine electrical, water, and railway systems for at least 2 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:55 PM (u82oZ)

50 And how reliably will ours work in a crisis scenario?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (FZ29D)



I'd like to think that we're better than the Russians in that regard, but after 8 years of Owebama and 4 of Biden, that may NOT be the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:56 PM (2YhKe)

51 It still amazes me that Zelinsky meets with Europe despite the EU buying billions in Russian LNG. The EU is funding both sides in this war.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 02:56 PM (BlDDt)

52 It was a pretty good series til the last one, and we watched them all and had our favorite actors.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (hzuYO)
----
I liked the first two seasons of that show, but I thought they were stretching the premise quite a bit for seasons 3-5.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)

53 Things are accelerating.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 02:57 PM (wOO3z)

54 It was an escalation when Ukraine started hitting Russian oil and gas infrastructure earlier in the year. Russia has been responding by hitting mixed-use and civilian targets.

Was it also an escalation when Bomber Harris started hitting German oil plants and factories. You don't get to claim escalation when you started it by hitting someone else's cities.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

55 Did you know that Russia has a aircraft carrier?

It's been in drydock for a few years for "repairs."

LOL

But Russia was going to take over all of Europe if we didn't shovel hundreds of billions--with no accountability--into the bonfire of Ukraine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 02:57 PM (3cUTc)

56 The "Sanctioned Vessels" in the Black Sea and Sea of Azov hit recently were Russian grain ships which where by agreement early in the war were allowed to ship Russian grain out to the third world. Under that agreement Russia allowed the Ukrainians to trade out of Odessa. That agreement lapsed a while ago.

After hitting the ships in the sea of Azov, Russia responded by hitting the ships and ports around Odessa pretty heavily, which is where a lot of their arms industry was and, of course where they got trade income. Reports are this hurt the Ukrainians pretty badly.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)

57 49 Red Turban Someguy

Russia has been pounding the Ukraine electrical, water, and railway systems for at least 2 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:55 PM (u82oZ)

That stuff is not that durable. Shell a power plant with artillery for a bit and you won't be able to use it, let alone two years.

Both sides until earlier this year have been relatively restrained in attacks on civilian elements.

The war is now expanding to include them. Will that speed things up? Perhaps. It's not obvious that this would favor Ukraine though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (okun6)

58 27 "Ukraine struck an Iranian cargo vessel in the Caspian Sea, claiming it was transporting drone and missile components to Russia, marking the first direct military link between the wars in Ukraine and Iran."

Three comments:

1. Can all three of these countries lose? I'd like to see all three lose.

2. I trust this reporting about as far as I could throw that fat disgusting tranny pig who killed his mom.

3. Iran is supposedly so depleted in missiles and drones it can barely launch a dozen a day. If this is true, and I've been assured it is, then why would Iran be shipping these things to Russia.

Bonus 4th comment: I don't believe a word of this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Yep

*fistbump*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (VkY89)

59 This is sort of a fun story.

I don't think Russia or the Ukes are our friends but if Russia is supplying crap to Iran it is obviously in the Uke's interest to destroy it and tell us they destroyed it.

But this is a problem for the left which has a strong narrative about who the heroes and villains are and here the Uke heroes are attacking the Iranian heroes.

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (sKqQm)

60 >>But Russia was going to take over all of Europe if we didn't shovel hundreds of billions--with no accountability--into the bonfire of Ukraine.

Which Biden did. Without a speck of oversight.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (viF8m)

61 >>Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald
It really is astounding that the most reliable way to know whether Benjamin Netanyahu is in Washington is that John Fetterman puts on a suit to show respect to his leader, but not for anyone else, including American leaders.


He puts on suits the same way Glenn Greenwald puts on Knee-Pads.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (Dds21)

62
After hitting the ships in the sea of Azov, Russia responded by hitting the ships and ports around Odessa pretty heavily, which is where a lot of their arms industry was and, of course where they got trade income. Reports are this hurt the Ukrainians pretty badly.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)



They are basically giving each other mutually assured incapacitation.......How......stupid.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (2YhKe)

63
I suppose to big lesson here is that the US military better learn how to make the best air, land, and sea drones then build them. Also learn and build the best defense against drones.

Also, based on Iran we need a new ROE that has us bombing every bit of energy and infrastructure of our enemies without worrying about helping them afterwards.

Don't FA and there won't be any FO. Should be our motto.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 02:59 PM (iJfKG)

64 It still amazes me that Zelinsky meets with Europe despite the EU buying billions in Russian LNG. The EU is funding both sides in this war.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 02:56 PM (BlDDt)

They also buy Russian oil when it is laundered through a number of intermediate destinations. They cross out Russia on the tanker and write "Indian" on the side in crayon.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 02:59 PM (uhVAy)

65 Too bad Putin cant wait for elections in the noble and grand democracy that is Ukraine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

66 These Ukrainian drones will not survive the Russian winter.

Posted by: Emporer Napoleon I at July 30, 2026 03:00 PM (s01A8)

67 30 Minutes...

There's a Domino's Pizza joke to be had, somewhere in all of this.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 02:49 PM


Russian troops...guaranteed cold in 30 minutes or less, and the next one is on us.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2026 03:00 PM (kgE5c)

68

496,

Did you see the news that Wyoming can now manage the grizzley population without the Biden fake info about how we areto manage the grizzley population?

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 03:00 PM (/QHx4)

69 Average life expectancy of a 2LT dropped into a hot LZ in Vietnam in 1967 was... sixteen minutes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:

Corpsman was 3 mins

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2026 03:00 PM (NnhvP)

70 But Russia was going to take over all of Europe if we didn't shovel hundreds of billions--with no accountability--into the bonfire of Ukraine.

Based on a realistic examination of military equipment I think a Russian invasion of Poland *with no aid from the rest of NATO* would fail.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

71 54 "It was an escalation when Ukraine started hitting Russian oil and gas infrastructure earlier in the year. Russia has been responding by hitting mixed-use and civilian targets."

Was it also an escalation when Bomber Harris started hitting German oil plants and factories. You don't get to claim escalation when you started it by hitting someone else's cities.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

Is there a need to manipulate language like this? Previously neither side was really attacking civilian or economic infrastructure. Ukraine expanding the conflict to include it, Russia matched.

They are both no longer attempting to secure victory primarily on the battlefield. It is unclear whether this really favors Ukraine, despite reporting treating it as a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 03:01 PM (okun6)

72 I would suggest that Iran sending drones to Russia is an indication they know they have lost.

Which is to say:
- Hillary sold our uranium to Russia
- Russia sold that uranium to Iran
- Russia has called that debt, when Iran can afford it the least--if they intended to keep fighting.
- But Iran is paying the bill

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 03:01 PM (3cUTc)

73 He puts on suits the same way Glenn Greenwald puts on Knee-Pads.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM


To be fair, I think Greenwald puts on kneepads more often than Fetterman puts on suits.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2026 03:01 PM (kgE5c)

74 It's pretty much accepted fact now that the CIA ran a coup in Ukraine and installed a western puppet government. Who believes the CIA ever left?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:01 PM (viF8m)

75
They are basically giving each other mutually assured incapacitation.......How......stupid.......


Okay, if Ukraine says this is stupid, and if Russia will just go back behind their border and stops attacking Ukraine, you'll say that's what should happen, right?

The sides do not bear equal responsibility for this stupid war.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:02 PM (Riz8t)

76 I'd heard the Russian Brass require bribes from their men (and their families) to prevent the men from being sent to the front (and a quick death).

And the men on the front are not well coordinated, get resupplied with drones (if they're lucky), and appear alone and unmotivated in video from Ukrainians who hunt them with drones.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 03:02 PM (vbXSk)

77 Posted by: Paul at July 30, 2026 03:01 PM (y7XI2)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 30, 2026 03:02 PM (2YhKe)

78 I suppose to big lesson here is that the US military better learn how to make the best air, land, and sea drones then build them. Also learn and build the best defense against drones.

And the key detail is *cheap* drones.

If the drone takes millions to make it isn't worth it.

Supposedly the Russians and Ukes have been taking commercial grade $200 drones and using a $100 phone as a guidance system. This is the kind of price tag we need...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

79 All this shit going on could go pear shaped real quick like.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 03:02 PM (wOO3z)

80 Iran needs chemicals, the stuff used for rocket fuel and explosives... if it's unable to manufacture it domestically. The chemical plants may have been hit by US strikes some time ago, so stocks may be low.

Same for some missile and drone guidance systems.

There's a whole raft of potential materials that Iran needs to keep the war from devolving into their own demise.

We seem to drift from the economic side of war to the kinetic side every other week. *shrugs* My armchair general commentary for the day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 03:02 PM (2Cry5)

81
[Raises eyebrow]

-- Prince Caspian

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

82 @74 u doubt Greenwald ever takes his kneepads off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 03:03 PM (BlDDt)

83 Cut off Ukraine completely, let NATO handle it. Russia could have crushed them by now but they want it intact. If it's a quagmire, that's their problem.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 03:03 PM (8E0Ba)

84 And the men on the front are not well coordinated, get resupplied with drones (if they're lucky), and appear alone and unmotivated in video from Ukrainians who hunt them with drones.

Assume anything put out by either side is propaganda...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

85 To be fair, I think Greenwald puts on kneepads more often than Fetterman puts on suits.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2026 03:01 PM (kgE5c)

Nah. His knees are all callused up by now.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 03:03 PM (AdHga)

86 u doubt Greenwald ever takes his kneepads off
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 03:03 PM (BlDDt)



The pads prevent wash maid's knee. It can be painful.

He doesn't want to limp from dick to dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (2YhKe)

87 I saw a headline a few days ago to the effect that Bad Vlad is mad at Trump because he hasn't ended the Ukraine War like he promised. Gosh, Bad Vlad, you promised to conquer Ukraine in a few days.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (ndZc7)

88 55 Did you know that Russia has a aircraft carrier?

It's been in drydock for a few years for "repairs."

LOL

But Russia was going to take over all of Europe if we didn't shovel hundreds of billions--with no accountability--into the bonfire of Ukraine.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 02:57 PM (3cUTc)
************
The former navy of the UK is in the same shape.

Thank God for President Trump.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (hzuYO)

89 The IRGC is vowing a lot of shit. Did you know that they hit an air base, destroyed three F-35s, wiped out a munitions depot, took out a refueling plane along with killing officers and servicemen?

It never happened.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (abScH)

90 Fetterman just made it clear he would never become a Republican even though the idiot Republican leaders said they would welcome him. He stated the obvious of why would Republicans even want him based on his social liberal positions? Something our idiot leaders don't understand. They're just are focused on the label.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (KC5Lt)

91 Is there a need to manipulate language like this? Previously neither side was really attacking civilian or economic infrastructure. Ukraine expanding the conflict to include it, Russia matched.


Oh, please. Russia attacked Ukraine's power grid early in the war. Russia blew up apartment blocks early in the war.

It's pretty simple. The war stops today if Russia agrees to return to its borders.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

92 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ANGEL REESE CAN'T MAKE A LAYUP FROM 3 FEET AWAY.

We're big fans!

Posted by: Imperial Stormtroopers at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (s01A8)

93 The phrase, delivering Iranian Military Equipment, is bat shittery.

Iran should be in no position or capability of manufacturing military equipment, let alone having surplus to sell to Russia.

WITAF??

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

94
They are basically giving each other mutually assured incapacitation.......How......stupid.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (2YhKe)

so far, where the rubber hits the road the Russians continue a methodical advance in the Donbass. A week or so ago about 15000 Ukr troops were pocketed, though I did not see if any got out. Ukr's ability to stop the advances is pretty limited. Russia is limited by the ability of drones to contest resupply and quick movement of troops for reinforcement or breakouts with the limited crappy roads in Ukraine, especially after all the years of war.

That CIA stat about 30 minutes is laughable, however. They've been trying to sell the human wave stuff since 2022.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)

95 Fetterman just made it clear he would never become a Republican even though the idiot Republican leaders said they would welcome him. He stated the obvious of why would Republicans even want him based on his social liberal positions? Something our idiot leaders don't understand. They're just are focused on the label.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (KC5Lt)



Fetterman votes 100% with the Democrats. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe)

96 I saw a headline a few days ago to the effect that Bad Vlad is mad at Trump because he hasn't ended the Ukraine War like he promised. Gosh, Bad Vlad, you promised to conquer Ukraine in a few days.

I always assumed the war would end with the no provinces that voted to separate from Ukraine doing so with the status of the rest of the East in question.

Remember in the last mostly free and fair election they had the East voted for the candidate that wanted closer ties with Russia and the west the candidate that wanted closer ties with the EU

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

97
The CIA director estimates that the average life expectancy of a Russian soldier at the Ukraine front is... thirty minutes.


And trying our damnedest to get it down to twenty minutes, boss!

-- Vlad the Impaled

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 30, 2026 03:06 PM (s9VOe)

98
Oldest son runs the local Forest Service office here.

Last week he had to put down a bear that was a problem.

He was not happy about he had to do that.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 03:06 PM (/QHx4)

99 The whole progression of this war is odd.

Yes you can argue its a stalemate but Russia is only using a portion of its strength and even Ukraine is not 100% focused on the war.

Perhaps this is what a conflict looks like when both sides follow a forever war GOPe playbook?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqQm)

100 Fetterman votes 100% with the Democrats. Period.

And yet, if he goes independent but caucuses with the GOP, that makes the math a lot harder for the Dems to get to the point where they control the Senate. I'll take it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)

101 I will note that NATO is a defensive alliance.

An attack on a non-NATO nation by a NATO nation does not trigger Article 5.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (u82oZ)

102
Ready to help, Bad Vlad!

-- Martian Parachute Ski Marines

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (s9VOe)

103 Oldest son runs the local Forest Service office here.

Last week he had to put down a bear that was a problem.

He was not happy about he had to do that.


oh I wish I had that job

they are a nuisance. PA should cull a LOT more black bears!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (j+aD2)

104 Ukraine Drones Reach All the Way to the Caspian Sea to Destroy Two Sanctioned Russian Ships Delivering Iranian Military Equipment to Russia
--------

Now - is the Left happy or sad about this?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (Irr+m)

105 I don't want to give Ukraine a cent but I can acknowledge the karma Russia is receiving based on their assistance to our opponents during the Korean and Vietnam wars.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (KC5Lt)

106 Fetterman just made it clear he would never become a Republican even though the idiot Republican leaders said they would welcome him. He stated the obvious of why would Republicans even want him based on his social liberal positions? Something our idiot leaders don't understand. They're just are focused on the label.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (KC5Lt)


Fetterman votes 100% with the Democrats. Period.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe)

I saw something about him voting with the Repubs just the other day on the SAVE act I think.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)

107 Oh, please. Russia attacked Ukraine's power grid early in the war. Russia blew up apartment blocks early in the war.

It's pretty simple. The war stops today if Russia agrees to return to its borders.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

Again, the entire power infrastructure is within range. There aren't magical shields or something protecting them. Both sides from time to time have accused each other of endangering one power plant or another, but neither have launched serious attacks on them, even to this point.

Further escalation might see them actually start taking out power plants.

Russia has plenty of room to escalate, nor will moralizing at them prevent them from doing so. Changing this war from a grinding one of miltiary attrition to one of pressuring civilians may be a dangerous game of chicken where both sides start doing serious infrastructure damage.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (okun6)

108 none of this would have happened if trump and musk hadn't stolen the election from kamala. also oil would cost a lot more which would help save the planet

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 03:09 PM (CWTWj)

109 "Hillary"

You're .... on a first name basis with that odious bitch?

Posted by: Jus Sayin' at July 30, 2026 03:09 PM (I7Ofb)

110 Well, the Nazis started escalating into civilian infrastructure bombings in the Battle of Britain. So, in a sense of "who started it," no, it was not an escalation when we got into that fun little game.

But in practical terms? Hell yeah it was an escalation.

Our bombers tore into Germany like the wrath of G-d. Nobody had ever seen any shit like that before.

And that was about the last escalation in the air war, because it was just us terrorizing German civilians after that. They couldn't do much beyond desperately fight for their own skies at that point.

"Whoops! Whoopsie," said Reichsmarshall Meyer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 03:09 PM (BI5O2)

111 I'd kill little bear babies it wouldn't bother me a bit

this is what it means to be Forest Service I'm afraid. you have to manage the wildlife and manage means KILL

not coddle

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)

112 And yet, if he goes independent but caucuses with the GOP, that makes the math a lot harder for the Dems to get to the point where they control the Senate. I'll take it.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:07 PM (Riz8t)



I don't believe he'd do that. He goes Independent, he pulls a Bernie Sanders, not a Zell Miller.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:09 PM (2YhKe)

113 The CIA director estimates that the average life expectancy of a Russian soldier at the Ukraine front is... thirty minutes.
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Still beats watching The View.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:10 PM (Irr+m)

114 I saw something about him voting with the Repubs just the other day on the SAVE act I think.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)



I haven't seen that. I would like to stand corrected, but......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:10 PM (2YhKe)

115 everyone is wondering what the heck Fetterman is up to here

he's an interesting character

but yeah I agree - more Bernie than Zell

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:10 PM (j+aD2)

116 Our bombers tore into Germany like the wrath of G-d. Nobody had ever seen any shit like that before.


Last time we won a war is when we did that.

Which makes you question why we refuse to again

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

117 Zelenskyy screwed himself by cancelling elections. He is operating without a mandate, only by the will of his Western allies and Uke elites. He is afraid to sign any kind of peace deal with Russia, because Ukes will kill him for the effort , especially the sections in Western Ukraine that is not experiencing Russian bombardment every night. Now it's anyone's guess what terms will be acceptable for the Uke side, Zelensky says one thing, but the military may have different ideas, and Z is afraid to make reasonable concession, even if they make sense. He is stuck on "guarantees" and getting back lands that Russia has now occupied for 4+ years, and has officially rolled into its Republic.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:11 PM (g47mK)

118 >>Oldest son runs the local Forest Service office here.

>>Last week he had to put down a bear that was a problem.

>>He was not happy about he had to do that.

If the bear was a problem due to humans doing stupid shit...I can empathize.

But, ultimately it's just a bear. Not really a big deal.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 03:11 PM (Dds21)

119
Red Kammie, last that I heard, insists that she actually won the 2024 election.

Tampon Timmuh was still trying to figure out how to use his "boomstick" and was not available for comment.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 30, 2026 03:11 PM (s9VOe)

120 52 It was a pretty good series til the last one, and we watched them all and had our favorite actors.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (hzuYO)
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I liked the first two seasons of that show, but I thought they were stretching the premise quite a bit for seasons 3-5.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)
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Agree. However, we watch almost anything we mutually can stand. Slim pickins out there.

Moved on to Season 4 of Dark Winds currently. This is the only hour or so of tv we watch daily.

I wish there were more shows like Justified or Longmire.

Sometimes we accidently find something to watch. Sometimes it is really bad cinema.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:11 PM (hzuYO)

121 SAVE act might save Fetterman's seat in the next election.

Take always all the illegals' votes and spot him a few silly Republican votes and he wins a three way against some GOPer and a DSA type

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

122 I don't believe he'd do that. He goes Independent, he pulls a Bernie Sanders, not a Zell Miller.

Maybe, but he's already said words to the effect that if the Dems go full anti-Semite, he'll leave the party. I'm not sure they haven't already.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)

123 99 The whole progression of this war is odd.

Yes you can argue its a stalemate but Russia is only using a portion of its strength and even Ukraine is not 100% focused on the war.

Perhaps this is what a conflict looks like when both sides follow a forever war GOPe playbook?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqQm)

So for Ukraine, they have less room to escalate than Russia, so fighting this by attrition has made sense, they remain outnumbered and outgunned.

For Russia, they believe they are taking out NATO equipment for cheap, which is also correct. NATO equipment in the hands of NATO troops, aka US troops, would be much harder to destroy.

The west regards it as a win that they should keep fighting.

There is no clear alternate path to victory so that's been the status quo.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (okun6)

124 >>I haven't seen that. I would like to stand corrected, but......


I have seen him speaking in support of the Save Act in the past month or so.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (Dds21)

125 I guess Hasan's CCP provided editor told him to say this? I can't see another reason as to why someone who is so well read in politics and current events like Hasan here would say something so unbelievably retarded.

I can see another reason.
Hasan is a well-read retard.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

126 >>I don't believe he'd do that. He goes Independent, he pulls a Bernie Sanders, not a Zell Miller.

I think a lot of it depends on how far left Democrats go. Fetterman doesn't hate Republican, got a bunch of them in his family, and he despises the DSA and anti-Israel strain of the Democrat Party.

Shocking as it is, Fetterman appears to have principles.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)

127 18-1, lawfare is why.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (abScH)

128 Which makes you question why we refuse to again
Posted by: 18-1


Americans are not a waste-laying, warlike people. We just want to be left the fuck alone.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (diia5)

129 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:11 PM (hzuYO)

First three seasons of Fargo, each a separate story.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (Irr+m)

130 Bears are always going to be a "problem", the only question is "when" and "how bad".

"They were here first!" is irrelevant, a non-sequiter, I'm here second, and I'm not gonna play.

Posted by: Jus Sayin' at July 30, 2026 03:13 PM (I7Ofb)

131 Agree. However, we watch almost anything we mutually can stand. Slim pickins out there.


Try "Dark"

But note it is very very dark.

Not in a Terrifier/gore sense, but when you comprehend the full import of the story (and you do have to THINK to get what is going on)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

132 "ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ANGEL REESE CAN'T MAKE A LAYUP FROM 3 FEET AWAY."

she can eventually make the layup, but only after three misses. The good thing is she gets credit for three rebounds, of her own misses. Rebound Queen, unless one subtracts all those close in rebounds of her own shots.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 03:13 PM (vbXSk)

133 Buck Fiden said it was just a "minor incursion."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 30, 2026 03:13 PM (2Ez/1)

134 Fetterman votes 100% with the Democrats. Period.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:05 PM (2YhKe)

Not 100%. He has voted against them regard to Israel and border security. But that's the only policies he has somewhat commonality with Republicans. He's also not automatically knee jerk against something if presented by a Republican.

But he should not be let anywhere near the Republican Party. Independent is his best bet.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:13 PM (KC5Lt)

135 Shocking as it is, Fetterman appears to have principles.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)

So did Ted Bundy.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:14 PM (Irr+m)

136 Something I hate to bring up...

Ukraine did a lot of work on small sized thermobaric weapons (that's fuel-air type stuff, or ammonia fertilizer, or even grain silo explosion mechanics). One company was marketing a hand grenade sized weapon...in 2017.

You can guess what those have been purposed to for the last several years. Likely drone warheads.

So...what happens to that capacity when the conflict ends...?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 30, 2026 03:14 PM (OUMaO)

137 Well, the Nazis started escalating into civilian infrastructure bombings in the Battle of Britain. So, in a sense of "who started it," no, it was not an escalation when we got into that fun little game.

But in practical terms? Hell yeah it was an escalation.

Our bombers tore into Germany like the wrath of G-d. Nobody had ever seen any shit like that before.


The Germans threw everything they had at London and the RAF, but they didn't have what we had later in the war. If they had had that, London would have been a smoking crater. I don't count it as an escalation when you are simply better at it than the guys who started it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:14 PM (Riz8t)

138 Try "Dark"


Dark is AMAZING

it does get a little soap-opera-y in the end tho

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:14 PM (j+aD2)

139 Tampon Timmuh was still trying to figure out how to use his "boomstick" and was not available for comment.
Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 30, 2026 03:11 PM (s9VOe)

He should attend the Dick Cheney school of Shotgun Handling. He might lear a couple of things.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 03:15 PM (qx7Zg)

140 The whole progression of this war is odd.

Yes you can argue its a stalemate but Russia is only using a portion of its strength and even Ukraine is not 100% focused on the war.

Perhaps this is what a conflict looks like when both sides follow a forever war GOPe playbook?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqQm)

Earlier in the war both sides had a tacit agreement to restrict the front to the south and south east to around Kharkov area - presumably because neither side could not man the full front. A few times over the years Ukraine has raided, or invaded in these zones and now the front has extended to close to the Belarus border, giving Ukraine that much more ground to cover. Limited wars do tend to grow, but given the limited manpower of Ukraine I think the result was not justified by the positive press and the eventual losses when Russia ejected them from Russia proper.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)

141 I've been wondering if the NPC firmware instructions to Love Ukraine Erotically and to Love Iran Erotically would run afoul of the Hate Russians Blindly instructions.

"Norman...coordinate!"

My favorite part of this war is Zelensky running TV ads encouraging the Uke women to breed with all of the Somalians he's bringing in. Guy's like Tim Walz, but heterosexual.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:15 PM (84SEz)

142
"ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ANGEL REESE CAN'T MAKE A LAYUP FROM 3 FEET AWAY."

she can eventually make the layup, but only after three misses. The good thing is she gets credit for three rebounds, of her own misses. Rebound Queen, unless one subtracts all those close in rebounds of her own shots.
Posted by: illiniwek


She is hilarious to watch because she plays with all the skill, grace and aplomb of a Make A Wish childhood disease survivor, and you are allowed to laugh about it.

Posted by: Krebs 'v' Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 30, 2026 03:15 PM (s9VOe)

143 From what I understand, Russia was importing a lot of drones, and drone parts, from Iran.

Now that that flow has been stopped, the Russians can't keep up while Ukraine turns into the most advanced military drone-producing nation on the planet. And the Ukes know how to use them, obviously.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:16 PM (6ydKt)

144
Maybe, but he's already said words to the effect that if the Dems go full anti-Semite, he'll leave the party. I'm not sure they haven't already.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (Riz8t)



Yeah, they're pretty much there as it is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:16 PM (2YhKe)

145 >>So did Ted Bundy.

Exactly. And he acted on them. So is Fetterman.

I didn't say I want him as my best buddy or even in the Republican Party but he does seem to vote his principles and isn't just a typical leftist hack.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:16 PM (viF8m)

146 Shocking as it is, Fetterman appears to have principles.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)

Or at least Kuato does.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

147 You can guess what those have been purposed to for the last several years. Likely drone warheads.

So...what happens to that capacity when the conflict ends...?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 30, 2026 03:14 PM (OUMaO)

I doubt Ukraine has anything to teach Russia or the west on explosive tech.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

148 Ukraine did a lot of work on small sized thermobaric weapons (that's fuel-air type stuff, or ammonia fertilizer, or even grain silo explosion mechanics). One company was marketing a hand grenade sized weapon...in 2017.

I see a video put out by the Ukes that purported to be one of their drones using WP to burn a group of Russian troops hiding in a line of trees.

Now, it looked fake to me, the tree line was way too thin - like what you would pick if you wanted to test a new fire based weapon not where you would hide as a grunt and there was no return fire.

But...that reminded me that the left spent years trying to get American soldiers put on trial for using WP as a smoke screen which is "legal" versus using as a direct weapon which is apparently "a war crime"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)

149 Ukraine did a lot of work on small sized thermobaric weapons (that's fuel-air type stuff, or ammonia fertilizer, or even grain silo explosion mechanics). One company was marketing a hand grenade sized weapon...in 2017.

You can guess what those have been purposed to for the last several years. Likely drone warheads.

So...what happens to that capacity when the conflict ends...?


Worse, the Ukrainian population is being Great Replaced under cover of the war. With (mostly) Muslims.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:17 PM (84SEz)

150 How did I miss the cyber attacks on 30 municipal water sites in Minnesota?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 03:17 PM (abScH)

151 There's a lot of whining from the Russians and Iranians and the hard left, but the rules are clear, ships transporting arms and military gear are fair targets in war.
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Especially, on the side of a war the mid-left was adamant we should be in, and the side we should be on!

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:17 PM (Fi81e)

152
A lot of the problem with wildlife in our country is people feed them and that is not good.

The saddest thing was he had to put down a horse last year because some fucking tourists left a gate open that was clearly marked do not leave the gate open. Horse was stuck in a cattle grid and he could not be rescued.

Hey, it is okay because because the worthless tourists got a selfie.

Selfies are important, assholes.


Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 03:18 PM (/QHx4)

153 The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 30, 2026 03:18 PM (nDXEV)

154 A drone would have to fly almost 600 miles to get from Uke territory to the shore of the Caspian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 03:18 PM (guGkK)

155 I think Russia is a bit nervous that China might elbow their way into their far East and isn't willing to drop their guard down for that. And they have to make up appearances for NATO, on the Western flank. Plus, they're dicking around in the Arctic (again the Chinese) but mostly the US.

And he's dicking around with Iran.

Putin's got a lot on his plate, but it's not food.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 03:18 PM (2Cry5)

156 Wildberrys? What kind of huge Amazon-like CEO allows 10 year old girls to name the company?

Posted by: Eromero at July 30, 2026 03:18 PM (LHPAg)

157 Found some great shows on apple tv in case anybody wants to check that out. But we also get it free due to our phone plan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (n5tGW)

158 So...what happens to that capacity when the conflict ends...?
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 30, 2026 03:14 PM (OUMaO)

The conflict never ends, it just moves to more fertile locales where everything isn't all blown up already.

Posted by: The Military Industrial Complex at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (r7+Q7)

159 157 Found some great shows on apple tv in case anybody wants to check that out. But we also get it free due to our phone plan.


Widow's Bay!

also Pluribus was pretty good.

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (j+aD2)

160 From what I understand, Russia was importing a lot of drones, and drone parts, from Iran.

Now that that flow has been stopped, the Russians can't keep up while Ukraine turns into the most advanced military drone-producing nation on the planet. And the Ukes know how to use them, obviously.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:16 PM (6ydKt)

Earlier in the war Russia bought suicide drones, and the plans to them from Iran by license. They set up their own factories and have been building and using them for years. They might well be buying drones still, but I would think Iran would be saving them for their own use these days.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)

161 Ah, but it's a damn good thing Republican voters stayed home and Dr. Oz didn't get that seat........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (2YhKe)

162 Shows I've watched recently:

Dark = Great
Resident Alien = Good
The Boroughs = Ok

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (sKqQm)

163 Earlier in the war both sides had a tacit agreement to restrict the front to the south and south east to around Kharkov area - presumably because neither side could not man the full front.

Was that before or after they tried to take Kiev?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (Riz8t)

164 Found some great shows on apple tv in case anybody wants to check that out. But we also get it free due to our phone plan.

I love Shrinking on there. It's a little uneven, but the humor is very HQ adjacent.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (2ocoG)

165 My issue is anyone with a D after their name after like 2013 is beyond suspect. The problem is I don't trust anyone with an R either. But it's like the battle of the apocraphyl pondscum urethra amoebae vs parasitic AIDS. I'm just barely rooting for the urethra amoebae.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (Irr+m)

166 This is gonna amaze you...

but Russian/Iranian Drones aren't exclusively built in Russia and/or Iran.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 03:21 PM (Dds21)

167 Oh and I liked the 3 Body Problem too

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:21 PM (sKqQm)

168 Found some great shows on apple tv in case anybody wants to check that out. But we also get it free due to our phone plan.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (n5tGW)

I thought when I got Apple TV through my phone I'd get a lot of free movies but all it is is an On Demand billing broker. Admittedly I never watched any of their own productions which were free.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)

169 So...what happens to that capacity when the conflict ends...?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 30, 2026 03:14 PM (OUMaO)

Ukraine is already making deals with EU nations, along with the UK, to make drones & other weapons for them now that the EUies need to up their NATO spending and 'protect themselves from Russia's anticipated invasion sometime in the 2030s' (*rolls eyes*).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

170 A peace deal will require concessions. If you look at the Minsk agreement I, and II, (that went nowhere) and the map with the buffer zones, it looks like the map today - the buffer zone that Russia proposed, are now under Russian control. Then we have the Istanbul Memorandum of 2022 to which Russia agreed: Ukraine abandons NATO aspirations, Ukraine limits military buildup, does not have to recognize Russian control of Crimea, in exchange for Western security guarantees. Rejected. Then there was the Trump proposal in 2025. Also rejected. And now we have what we have. I posit that everyone will benefit from getting back to the Istanbul memo, with adjustments - realities on the ground dictate.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g47mK)

171 Pluribus was fun. I hope it comes back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (n5tGW)

172 The Traveling Wildberries? Not the same without George, Tom, and Roy.

Posted by: Imperial Stormtroopers at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (s01A8)

173 Oh and I liked the 3 Body Problem too

There's a new season coming up sometime in '26 (IIRC). If you've read the entire 3 book series, you'll be wondering how they're going to make a movie out of some of the more out-there stuff like the end of the universe.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Riz8t)

174 Putin's got a lot on his plate, but it's not food.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 03:18 PM (2Cry5)

____________________________

I'd add that Russia had just signed a new Energy and Security Deal with Venezuela a few weeks before Venezuela disappeared off the Chess board courtesy of the US. That was a big sanctions loophole that Russia was dependent upon (as was Venezuela, Iran, and China who enjoyed the finished product of refined oil out of Iran).

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (dIske)

175 This is gonna amaze you...

but Russian/Iranian Drones aren't exclusively built in Russia and/or Iran.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 03:21 PM (Dds21)

Neither are Ukranian. Some are even Chinese, others are made in the EU and assembled there. The Naval Drones were mostly built up by the Brits who are still dreaming of the Crimean War, they had their own Admiral/General there and everything.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (uhVAy)

176 Ĝood afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)

177 >>This is gonna amaze you...

>>but Russian/Iranian Drones aren't exclusively built in Russia and/or Iran.

Wait, you're telling me the most corrupt country in Europe didn't magically create the most advanced drone technology in the world?

whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (viF8m)

178 the end of the universe.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Riz8t)

Still better than The View.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Irr+m)

179 I'm guessing the Israeli intelligence is helping out the Ukes to some degree. This missile strike is a pretty wild scenario. I'm no expert but sniffing out this plot took a wide spectrum of resources.

Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (3981M)

180 166 This is gonna amaze you...

but Russian/Iranian Drones aren't exclusively built in Russia and/or Iran.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 03:21 PM (Dds21)

They do manufacture a lot of their own stuff, but I wouldn't be surprised if many of the parts are ultimately sourced from China.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:24 PM (6ydKt)

181
I thought when I got Apple TV through my phone I'd get a lot of free movies but all it is is an On Demand billing broker. Admittedly I never watched any of their own productions which were free.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)



All of the streaming services have flooded the market with shitty productions, so mostly everything sucks and entertainment is up to you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)

182 Found some great shows on apple tv in case anybody wants to check that out. But we also get it free due to our phone plan.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (n5tGW)
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Ted Lasso
Silo
Shrinking
Sugar
Royal Palms (although it takes a sharp feminist turn, especially at the end)

And to me, the must see: Bad Monkey.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)

183 Sneeky little devils aren't they?

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 03:24 PM (Ia/+0)

184 Ĝood afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)



What foreign language is this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:24 PM (2YhKe)

185 I love Shrinking on there. It's a little uneven, but the humor is very HQ adjacent.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (2ocoG)
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Taking notes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:24 PM (hzuYO)

186 That was a big sanctions loophole that Russia was dependent upon (as was Venezuela, Iran, and China who enjoyed the finished product of refined oil out of Iran).
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM (dIske)

Oil Sanctions by the EU were all loopholes and no sanction since day one, and probably still are. Just a way for third parties to make money as a middleman. It was almost funny to read the early sanctions and see how little was actually blocked that Russia really needed.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

187 163 "Earlier in the war both sides had a tacit agreement to restrict the front to the south and south east to around Kharkov area - presumably because neither side could not man the full front."

Was that before or after they tried to take Kiev?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (Riz8t)

After the initial push and retreat. Russia has since postured at expanding the front through Belarus but not done so.

At any rate the military situation remains largely a stalemate. Making this about who can inflict and endure more civilian suffering is risky but will speed things up. If it gets all the way to power plants we're going to have millions of refugees in Europe, again.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 03:25 PM (okun6)

188 And if you can stand the race and gender-swapping as well as non-Asimov elaborations, I have enjoyed Foundation.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM (Fi81e)

189 69 Average life expectancy of a 2LT dropped into a hot LZ in Vietnam in 1967 was... sixteen minutes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:

Corpsman was 3 mins
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2026 03:00 PM (NnhvP)

The average age of a combat soldier in Vietnam was nineteen. N-n-n-n-ninteen.

Posted by: Paul Hardcastle at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM (9ZFZd)

190 Don't forget Severance. Excellent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM (n5tGW)

191 "non-Asimov elaborations"

that sounds ominous

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (VyBeY)

192 I love Shrinking on there. It's a little uneven, but the humor is very HQ adjacent.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM (2ocoG)
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Taking notes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:24 PM (hzuYO)
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Shrinking has an extra-high gay content, for shows that I watch.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e)

193
The average age of a combat soldier in Vietnam was nineteen. N-n-n-n-ninteen.
Posted by: Paul Hardcastle at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM (9ZFZd)



https://youtu.be/dDuKXlnre0o

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (2YhKe)

194 Drones are a nuisance, but...Ukraine is the one that is lying in ruins. Kiev looks like shit. Ballistic missiles and drones every night. There are already huge advancements against drone technology (which is normal, for every weapon there is going to be a counter) I am sure the Russians and Chines are working on that. Hitting Wildberries warehouses will not save Ukraine.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (g47mK)

195 7 That whole side of the world is one big disaster.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (1Ydxw)


History is horrifying. Peace and prosperity are geographical and temporal anomalies, and human dignity vanishingly rare.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Sy6m/)

196 I love Shrinking on there. It's a little uneven, but the humor is very HQ adjacent.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM

I was in the pool!

Posted by: George Costanza at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (2Ez/1)

197 All of the streaming services have flooded the market with shitty productions, so mostly everything sucks and entertainment is up to you.

It's true. The golden age was 15-20 years ago, when all of the movies showed up on either Netflix or Amazon. TBH, I'm not sure who, if anyone, is making a quality product. I'm tired of scrolling NF, AP, and HBO Max, and finding nothing worth watching. WHERE IS THE GOOD STUFF?!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

198 >>Ted Lasso
Silo
Shrinking
Sugar
Royal Palms (although it takes a sharp feminist turn, especially at the end)

I binge watched Ted Lasso when I was doing recovery. Pretty funny show.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (viF8m)

199 The CIA director estimates that the average life expectancy of a Russian soldier at the Ukraine front is... thirty minutes.

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Paul Hardcastle on line one.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (yFLFB)

200
Toldja so, CBD.

So did the moose outside the entrance.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (Y8DZL)

201 I can not figure out what is going on. The Ukrainians are hitting Russia proper and fucking up their logistics, and yet the Russians are gaining ground in the Donbas and shutting down Ukraine's ports.

I still think that Russia is just much bigger than Ukraine that they have to be able to force a settlement mostly on their terms, but we shall see.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (V7ZDG)

202 Silo is better this season. I like the changes from the books tbh.

that usually never happens but the show take is better.

I have heard Sugar is very good! Right now getting thru the stupid House of the Dragon and the pretty good Silo.

Apple is doing Neuromancer as a limited series btw! I am excited

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)

203 I loved Asimov as a teenager but I've gotten less enthusiastic about him as I better understood his ideology.

He comes from a time when you could be a leftist and not a hack so its not like his fiction is Mary Sue feminist crap, but I see where he is going with it and its not as appealing to me now

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (sKqQm)

204 Don't forget Severance. Excellent.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM (n5tGW)
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I did forget Severance, and I shouldn't have. (I can't believe I did).

As a sort of anti-Apple guy it pains me to say that perhaps the best quality of content in streaming comes from Apple TV.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e)

205 Isn't Severance a Marxist allegory?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (Irr+m)

206 how they're going to make a movie out of some of the more out-there stuff like the end of the universe.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:23 PM


End caption: Fini

Fade to black

Posted by: Ridley Scott at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (0sNs1)

207 Why can't we use cheap drones to strike Iranian grain ships in Caspian sea?

Iran imports grain from Russia. They use a few ports in the Caspian. Take 'em out.

Posted by: Harun at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (IuIym)

208
I saw a minute of Ted Lasso once. Still regret losing that 60 seconds.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 03:29 PM (Y8DZL)

209 The CIA director estimates that the average life expectancy of a Russian soldier at the Ukraine front is... thirty minutes.

A good 15 minutes less that was forecast for our tankers in the Fulda Gap.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 30, 2026 03:29 PM (V7ZDG)

210 I'm just sticking with the free streaming services, Pluto, Tubi, Fawesome, Xumo, Plex , etc. they probably have over 5000 free movies. The problem is only one out of 50 is worth watching. I was surprised I found Top Gun Maverick on one of them last night . Damn that was a fun feel good movie. Not every movie has to make you feel like crap .

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:29 PM (KC5Lt)

211 188 And if you can stand the race and gender-swapping as well as non-Asimov elaborations, I have enjoyed Foundation.
Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM (Fi81e)
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Thanks. We make note of the DEI actors: gheys, lesbos, mixed race couples.

We also hope certain people die and sometimes laugh inappropriately. Often have our own dialogue. We don't watch anything normally. Altho now and then a movie surprises us, which is rare lately.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:29 PM (hzuYO)

212 I binge watched Ted Lasso when I was doing recovery. Pretty funny show.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (viF8m)
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One of the best shows I have ever watched.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

213 Was that before or after they tried to take Kiev?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:20 PM

It's Keeeeev!!

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at July 30, 2026 03:30 PM (2Ez/1)

214 I thought when I got Apple TV through my phone I'd get a lot of free movies but all it is is an On Demand billing broker. Admittedly I never watched any of their own productions which were free.
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (KC5Lt)

Apple TV does have 'free movies' in the movies section.
Some are their own original productions (like 'F1' with Brad Pitt) and the rest are licensed. You just have to scroll down and find them in the categories section. The free movies don't have the shopping bag icon for rent/buy

They have nowhere near the selection of Netflix or Amazon, there might be a few hundred on there at most.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:30 PM (6ydKt)

215 A peace deal will require concessions. If you look at the Minsk agreement I, and II, (that went nowhere) and the map with the buffer zones, it looks like the map today - the buffer zone that Russia proposed, are now under Russian control. Then we have the Istanbul Memorandum of 2022 to which Russia agreed: Ukraine abandons NATO aspirations, Ukraine limits military buildup, does not have to recognize Russian control of Crimea, in exchange for Western security guarantees. Rejected. Then there was the Trump proposal in 2025. Also rejected. And now we have what we have. I posit that everyone will benefit from getting back to the Istanbul memo, with adjustments - realities on the ground dictate.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:22 PM (g47mK)

The Donbass and the 4 Regions are not only mostly under Russian control, Russia actually formally incorporated them into the country, and now occupy about 90 percent of them physically. The areas near Kharkov and Kursk are also being hinted at being kept.

I can't see Russia allowing Odessa to become a NATO base at all, so either that goes to them or some sort of open city stuff would have be done.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

216 The only Asimov I've read was his "The Dark Ages" as a teenager. A good read.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

217 As a sort of anti-Apple guy it pains me to say that perhaps the best quality of content in streaming comes from Apple TV.


right now yeah, I think so.

I don't have Netflix anymore bc reasons

HBO is ok, second to Apple TV, then Hulu I guess. I'm too cheap to pay for Paramount plus too

anyway there is great stuff just kind of hard to find

new season of It's Always Sunny is coming soon so!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:31 PM (j+aD2)

218 For movies on Apple TV, The Family Plan with Mark Wahlberg is great. It's kind of a cross between Taken and National Lampoon's Vacation, but leaning more in the NLV direction (although the danger is real). The sequel isn't as good, as often happens.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:31 PM (2ocoG)

219 And if you can stand the race and gender-swapping as well as non-Asimov elaborations, I have enjoyed Foundation.
Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM


I second this. Just forget the books and go with the story.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 30, 2026 03:31 PM (V7ZDG)

220 The average age of a combat soldier in Vietnam was nineteen. N-n-n-n-ninteen.
Posted by: Paul Hardcastle at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM (9ZFZd)

We only used 10% of our military personnel during the entire war.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:32 PM (KC5Lt)

221 Isn't Severance a Marxist allegory?

I don't really see it as that, but who knows the intention. One of the interesting things in life is how people choose to see their entertainment. We all see V for Vendetta in 180 degree view from what the Leftists do.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:32 PM (n5tGW)

222 We're approaching Maximum Fuckuppery. The lines of good/bad, right/wrong, deserved/undeserved, acceptable/unacceptable are so blurred now, I am running out of compassion. Iran? Fuck em. China? Fuck em.


But Russia -- when actually viewed through a lens of "Can we get along with these people" or "Do they have a bona fide grudge?" -- is a reasonable entity.

The Ukraine mess is all their fault. Unless you take into account NATO expansion that eliminated their buffer zone, or Obama's interventions and secret labs and government overthrows, or Kiev's bombing the shit out of the very region ten years ago that they now claim to be vewwy, vewwy sowwy to be losing...

Send the Kurds to invade Iran. Give Putin the Donbas. And let's stop the solvable bullshit keeping the world from its usual dysfunctional course. It's trouble enough.

Posted by: red speck at July 30, 2026 03:33 PM (Ve/HL)

223 207 Why can't we use cheap drones to strike Iranian grain ships in Caspian sea?

Iran imports grain from Russia. They use a few ports in the Caspian. Take 'em out.

Posted by: Harun at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (IuIym)

While there is a blockade the US has otherwise avoided targeting much of Iran's civilian economy directly. Iran has little capability to respond if we should do so and such options are being considered, but there are humanitarian concerns.

Ultimately a long enough blockade would still create a crisis though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 03:34 PM (okun6)

224 Isn't Severance a Marxist allegory?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (Irr+m)
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Is it?

It's more like a good old fashioned Faustian bargain, to me. But there is something kinda sinister that the Corporation did.

But I think it's all part of a sorcerer's apprentice/Faustian deal of the corporation.

I don't think it can make a Marxian point competently.

Corporations can make bad decisions without its being about all corporations.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

225 The Donbass and the 4 Regions are not only mostly under Russian control, Russia actually formally incorporated them into the country, and now occupy about 90 percent of them physically. The areas near Kharkov and Kursk are also being hinted at being kept.

I can't see Russia allowing Odessa to become a NATO base at all, so either that goes to them or some sort of open city stuff would have be done.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)


As as I said above.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:34 PM (g47mK)

226 And if you can stand the race and gender-swapping as well as non-Asimov elaborations, I have enjoyed Foundation.
Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:26 PM

I second this. Just forget the books and go with the story.


Somebody had a teaser for it, so I watched the first episode. I didn't last more than 15 minutes. I just couldn't take it. It was as bad as what they did to Rings of Power and The Witcher.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)

227 For movies on Apple TV, The Family Plan with Mark Wahlberg is great. It's kind of a cross between Taken and National Lampoon's Vacation, but leaning more in the NLV direction (although the danger is real). The sequel isn't as good, as often happens.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:31 PM (2ocoG)

I was thinking of Instant Family which is probably one of my favorite Wahlberg movies. Another feel good happy ending movie.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:35 PM (KC5Lt)

228
We started watching "Slow Horses " on Apple TV.

Season 1 doesn't quite play out like they expected given England's current situation, but it's fine.

Season Two is even better.

Anyway we're enjoying that a lot.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 03:35 PM (iJfKG)

229 We only used 10% of our military personnel during the entire war.

Fun fact: twice as many people die of heat each year in Europe as the total American casualties in Vietnam.

Paul Hardcastle should make a song about A-a-a-a-air conditioning.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)

230 The Germans threw everything they had at London and the RAF, but they didn't have what we had later in the war. If they had had that, London would have been a smoking crater. I don't count it as an escalation when you are simply better at it than the guys who started it.
Posted by: Archimedes

There is a theory that had Luftwaffe General Walter Wever not been killed in a crash in 1936, the Nazis would have won the war. He favored building "Urals bombers" which would have had the wherewithal to blast London et al. to say nothing of interfering or preventing the Soviet relocation of factories beyond the Urals. His replacement favored number of bombers over quality. P.S. The crash that killed him was caused by failure to remove the aileron gust locks prior to attempting to take off. For want of a nail . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (ndZc7)

231 Pluribus is interesting.

anyway watching that and then going to the Reddit when I finished season 1 I learned a lot about the leftie mindset

quite scary

let's just say the vast majority of posters had the opposite take to mine. holy hell.

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)

232
John Fetterman = Joe Manchin.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (Y8DZL)

233 I was surprised I found Top Gun Maverick on one of them last night . Damn that was a fun feel good movie. Not every movie has to make you feel like crap .

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:29 PM (KC5Lt)

It was on a cable commercial TV channel last night (saw about a minute of it over at my brother's place) so it must be making the licensing rounds.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

234 First season of Hijack is good. Second season is iffy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (Fi81e)

235 Meanwhile, Iranian regime-affiliated channels are threatening ballistic missile strikes on Ukraine. - Baba Banaras (Ace-linked)
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Iran, having excited the hatred of every one of its Persian Gulf neighbors, seeks new opportunities abroad.

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (rj6Yv)

236 We started watching "Slow Horses " on Apple TV.


it is good!

someone here - you, natural fake? - got me to hang with the last season after the first ep made me annoyed

worth it!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2)

237 The way out is what is outlined in the Istanbul memorandum. As I said, with adjustments. But Zelenskyy does not have a mandate to go in that direction. I do not think he does. They need elections, he can run on it, and then if he wins, it will be the will of the people.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (g47mK)

238 I think this headline is reversed, such that Ukraine sunk Russian vessels delivering weapons to Iran. I think.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 30, 2026 03:37 PM (rii+a)

239 Yeah, I liked Slow Horses too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:37 PM (n5tGW)

240
Paul Hardcastle should make a song about A-a-a-a-air conditioning.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)



LMFAO


"All of them can't remember the cold.......when all they wanted was A/C......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:37 PM (2YhKe)

241 I can not figure out what is going on. The Ukrainians are hitting Russia proper and fucking up their logistics, and yet the Russians are gaining ground in the Donbas and shutting down Ukraine's ports.

I still think that Russia is just much bigger than Ukraine that they have to be able to force a settlement mostly on their terms, but we shall see.
Posted by: toby928(c) at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (V7ZDG)

In WWII we sent thousand bomber raids on the regular on factories, cities and German war production increased anyway until late 1944 when we could use tactical aircraft on rail systems. I see most of the 'logistic hits' and even Russia's missile attacks as stunts, which affect the battlefield only minimally. Drones for both sides just cripples the movement of forces - no columns of trucks on the roads, no huge open depots, people have to scamper from place to place before drones can react and find air cover in wooded areas or towns. Russian advances tend to be that way, troops rush to a new town or woodlot, dig in, then just expand this finger out with time. You do that in another place, and eventually engulf anyone in between. Ukraine's offensive punch seems about nil.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

242 There is a theory that had Luftwaffe General Walter Wever not been killed in a crash in 1936, the Nazis would have won the war. He favored building "Urals bombers" which would have had the wherewithal to blast London et al. to say nothing of interfering or preventing the Soviet relocation of factories beyond the Urals. His replacement favored number of bombers over quality. P.S. The crash that killed him was caused by failure to remove the aileron gust locks prior to attempting to take off. For want of a nail . . .

Interesting. I've also read that Hitler didn't want a large bomber initially because he didn't think he'd need it and didn't want to admit to the German people that he might. Sort of like him refusing to equip the Wehrmacht with winter clothing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

243 The war is going very badly for Russia. It turns out their vaunted army was third-or-fourth rate. Their equipment just doesn't work well and sometimes doesn't work at all. This is due to Russia's relative poverty and backwardness and probably also due to governmental corruption.

So what you're saying is, the Soviet Union was never the real threat, but their ubermenschen in Ukraine! We DEFINITELY need to keep NATO strong, in case the Ukranian Chads get aggressive!

Posted by: European Powers, desperate to keep the US in NATO to subsidize their defense at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (VB9q0)

244 Somebody had a teaser for it, so I watched the first episode. I didn't last more than 15 minutes. I just couldn't take it. It was as bad as what they did to Rings of Power and The Witcher.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)
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I credit them for making Asimov's Large-Jumps-in-History as a "novel" dramatic.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

245 I'm probably not the person to ask about TV. I'm too tuned to any "messaging" and anything has to be damn good to keep my attention in spite of any. Just sick of being preached to and taught "lessons".

I gave up on that one with Gary Oldman - Slow Horses? - due to some bs in the first episode and I hear from trusted people that actually it was really good and not leftard if I had stuck with it. Oh well.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Irr+m)

246 History is horrifying. Peace and prosperity are geographical and temporal anomalies, and human dignity vanishingly rare.
Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Sy6m/)

Yep. People forget this, or are brainwashed into forgetting it. It's why you have so many idiotic "I hate America" sorts running around when by contrast and in historical context it's the most peaceful and prosperous country of the past two millennia.

Posted by: We are the anomaly at July 30, 2026 03:39 PM (TbWk/)

247 I thought the left was all in on Ukraine. They certainly were happy to send a lot of our tax dollars over there. And is Trump still supposed be Putin's puppet? I can't keep up.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 30, 2026 03:39 PM (B2pWp)

248 The way out is what is outlined in the Istanbul memorandum. As I said, with adjustments. But Zelenskyy does not have a mandate to go in that direction. I do not think he does. They need elections, he can run on it, and then if he wins, it will be the will of the people.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:36 PM (g47mK)

He can't run, that's why he cancelled elections in the first place. His term expired some time ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)

249 29 Wait. So Ukraine is actually doing something that helps the US?
Will all the blue haired crazies still stand with Ukraine?
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (Lo97M)


At this point, I think the cognitive dissonance has driven the American left literally insane, to the point they're immune to it. They can just go ahead and believe opposite things now.

I used to think that the internal contradictions in their beliefs would eventually get to them. Russia is geopolitically aligned with all of their other fetish states; it's only the Obama gang's "Russian collusion" conspiracy lies on Hillary's behalf that put them on Ukraine's side in the first place, cemented then by their own TDS and Trump's contempt for the Biden clan's corruption.

This conflict between their Ukraine fetish and their Iran fetish was always inevitable. But I no longer believe that it will wake them up; I think they'll just marinate in their insanity, like a baby with a full diaper and an addict mom.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:39 PM (Sy6m/)

250 Ah I see Slow Horses has been covered. Maybe I will revisit.

If Orchid says revisit I will revisit.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:40 PM (Irr+m)

251 The one demerit I give Ted Lasso is the catch up for extremely low gay content in Seasons 1 & 2 in Season 3.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:40 PM (Fi81e)

252
Did you all sleep on Bad Monkey, or can I get a second?

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e)

253 Slow Horses is good! +1

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 03:41 PM (g47mK)

254 I see most of the 'logistic hits' and even Russia's missile attacks as stunts, which affect the battlefield only minimally. Drones for both sides just cripples the movement of forces - no columns of trucks on the roads, no huge open depots, people have to scamper from place to place before drones can react and find air cover in wooded areas or towns. Russian advances tend to be that way, troops rush to a new town or woodlot, dig in, then just expand this finger out with time. You do that in another place, and eventually engulf anyone in between. Ukraine's offensive punch seems about nil.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

These are civilian demoralization efforts on both sides practically speaking. If it remains roughly at this level it won't cause too big a problem in the long run, but serious attacks on infrastructure could spiral out of control very quickly.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 30, 2026 03:42 PM (okun6)

255 207 Why can't we use cheap drones to strike Iranian grain ships in Caspian sea?

Iran imports grain from Russia. They use a few ports in the Caspian. Take 'em out.

Posted by: Harun at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (IuIym)

I don't know if we want to be bombing Russian grain shipments for an extended period of time.

Putin is already looking weak to his people with them having to wait hours/days in line to get gas in a country whose biggest export is oil & natural gas.

We prod that bear it will probably bite.

Unless we really want this entire thing to turn into WWIII.
And at that point, China would reap the benefits like we did in WWII before they decide to jump in and take Taiwan while the getting is good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:42 PM (6ydKt)

256 I gave up on that one with Gary Oldman - Slow Horses? - due to some bs in the first episode and I hear from trusted people that actually it was really good and not leftard if I had stuck with it. Oh well.


that show did this to me two seasons!

it does a lot of winding around and faking you out

Oldman is the reason to watch. Actually the lady is great too, his foil. and the nice lady who is the opposite of his foil, his assistant.

it's a good show. you don't really LIKE any of the characters so there's that. but that's like Community and I really got into that!

and It's always sunny right? Slow Horses - no one is that likable, mayyyyybe the nice assistant lady. but she's a toughie too

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (j+aD2)

257 A new survey found 60% of registered voters oppose U.S. military action against Iran, while 34% support it, marking the lowest level of support and highest level of opposition since Quinnipiac began tracking the question shortly after Trump launched Operation Epic Fury in late February

SO, LET IRAN HAVE A NUKE ??????????????

Posted by: Jackson K. at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (IEljh)

258 Interesting. I've also read that Hitler didn't want a large bomber initially because he didn't think he'd need it and didn't want to admit to the German people that he might. Sort of like him refusing to equip the Wehrmacht with winter clothing.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Riz8t)

Large bombers are very expensive. Just heard in an audio book that in 1942 Bomber command was using 42 percent of UK military expenditures for about no result at all and high losses.

In Germany, the strategic Airforce and Navy had to tussle with the Army and tactical air for resources, which they always would lose because that's what you need to overrun Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

259 So, does this "Wildberries" joint in Russia sell drones? Making it a legit military target. Or nah.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (2Cry5)

260 is Bad Monkey on HBO or Apple? I will try if so!

I won't subscribe to Netflix

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (j+aD2)

261 Bad Monkey gets a thumbs up from me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 03:44 PM (n5tGW)

262 I don't understand why the Ukraine does not get rid of little z. I would be more pro-U if they did.

He trots around collecting money from NATO limp-wristed countries and gets (literally, probably) in bed with Macron and formerly the Stuttering Startled Starmer. He and is bejeweled wife have a beach castle and fancy cars.

If my house had been bombed this would tick me off into a revolution against him.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:44 PM (hzuYO)

263 I have been watching Supernatural for the first time. Stupid, but enjoyable. Characters. Hot women (remember those in TV shows?!)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)

264 on topic, I just like that Ukraine is still hanging in

who'd a thunk it

good for those guys

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:44 PM (j+aD2)

265
ships transporting arms and military gear are fair targets in war.

"Tell me about it!" - SS Lusitania

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 03:44 PM (O0L8i)

266 Why can't we use cheap drones to strike Iranian grain ships in Caspian sea?

Iran imports grain from Russia. They use a few ports in the Caspian. Take 'em out.

Posted by: Harun at July 30, 2026 03:28 PM (IuIym)

Cheap drones don't have the range. To get there you need bloody expensive drones.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)

267 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 03:45 PM (2YhKe)

268 Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (j+aD2)

I'm a big Oldman fan. He's amazing in a four minute part in True Romance.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:45 PM (Irr+m)

269 I don't understand why the Ukraine does not get rid of little z. I would be more pro-U if they did.

He trots around collecting money from NATO limp-wristed countries and gets (literally, probably) in bed with Macron and formerly the Stuttering Startled Starmer. He and is bejeweled wife have a beach castle and fancy cars.

If my house had been bombed this would tick me off into a revolution against him.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 03:44 PM (hzuYO)

Well, pretty much all the potential leaders in Ukraine do similar accumulation of wealth. But the fact that he can go berate the UK and EU for money and support is the reason he stays in power. Nobody else has the 'star' appeal the media and EU gave him during the early days.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:47 PM (uhVAy)

270 A new survey found 60% of registered voters oppose U.S. military action against Iran, while 34% support it, marking the lowest level of support and highest level of opposition since Quinnipiac began tracking the question shortly after Trump launched Operation Epic Fury in late February

SO, LET IRAN HAVE A NUKE ??????????????
Posted by: Jackson K. at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (IEljh)

Quinnepac. LOL. Registered Voters. Double LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

271
I think Bad Monkey is an Apple Show, Black Orchid.

It's a fun watch.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 03:48 PM (iJfKG)

272 Ukraine's offensive punch seems about nil.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

All they've really accomplished is a lot of supply chain attacks in Russia and Crimea.

I don't think the Ukrainians have taken much land back at all.

The Russians haven't been gaining much ground either.
It's now a war of attrition just waiting on somebody to figure out what the new borders will be to end it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

273 Not getting how Russia hasn't walked over Ukraine years ago. Guessing their troops are not really good

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

274 The Russians haven't been gaining much ground either.
It's now a war of attrition just waiting on somebody to figure out what the new borders will be to end it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

They have been biting off bits pretty regularly, and they are also nearing taking all the parts that were fortified before the war started in 2022 which were worked on since 2014. The ground gets open and flat, and places to hide from drones and artillery get fewer.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)

275 246 History is horrifying. Peace and prosperity are geographical and temporal anomalies, and human dignity vanishingly rare.
Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:27 PM (Sy6m/)

Yep. People forget this, or are brainwashed into forgetting it. It's why you have so many idiotic "I hate America" sorts running around when by contrast and in historical context it's the most peaceful and prosperous country of the past two millennia.
Posted by: We are the anomaly at July 30, 2026 03:39 PM (TbWk/)


I think brainwashing is a lot of it. Socialism and Islam are whole-of-society grifts, where the endstate is enslavement to the ruling clique. So, all the blah-blah and yadda-yadda is just the scam patter of a confidence scheme, and they only care if their words are effective. Debating their truth value is for marks.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Sy6m/)

276 259 So, does this "Wildberries" joint in Russia sell drones? Making it a legit military target. Or nah.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 03:43 PM (2Cry5)

They're like Amazon.
They supply to government, too.

If America was ever actually attacked in a war in the near future you can be sure Wal-mazon distribution centers would be on the target list, right along with UPS, FedEx, and a lot of data centers in Virginia and elsewhere.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2026 03:52 PM (6ydKt)

277 Speaking of drones I'm surprised neither side has put together a robot army. Not anything too advanced. Just the normal robots on tracks that can shoot a machine gun or grenade launcher . Every large PD department here has at least a couple . I think you could put a thousand or so together. Also why no smaller autonomous tanks ?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (KC5Lt)

278 Not getting how Russia hasn't walked over Ukraine years ago. Guessing their troops are not really good
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

We built up Ukraine's army from 2014 and fortified the area for years. Russia's lunge at Kiev at the start was a try at grabbing the leadership like they did at Prague in 1968, and it almost worked.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy)

279 I'm a big Oldman fan. He's amazing in a four minute part in True Romance.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 03:45 PM (Irr+m)

The Professional and State of Grace were excellent Oldman parts .

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:54 PM (KC5Lt)

280 Speaking of drones I'm surprised neither side has put together a robot army. Not anything too advanced. Just the normal robots on tracks that can shoot a machine gun or grenade launcher . Every large PD department here has at least a couple . I think you could put a thousand or so together. Also why no smaller autonomous tanks ?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 03:53 PM (KC5Lt)

Russia has small go-carts on remote control for carrying ammo and supplies in or evaccing wounded. The other jobs can be done just as easily by a drone, or using a tank or artillery gun from miles in the rear to blow up a pillbox or building. These still work.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

281 The Russians have tracked the Caspian Sea drone attacks back to Azerbaijan launch sites. This will eventually prove problematical for Azerbaijan.

Posted by: 10x25mm at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (xIndw)

282 I think you could put a thousand or so together. Also why no smaller autonomous tanks ?
====
They're range limited.

Posted by: The MID at July 30, 2026 04:05 PM (2Ez/1)

283
It is interesting the Iran apparently has enough of a surplus of drone equipment they can ship it off to Russia instead of using it against the U.S. Navy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:51 PM (FZ29D)




I suspect that a bunch of corrupt IRGC commanders are selling off drones to Russia and pocketing the money so that they have cash when they eventually flee the country. The non-IRGC mullahs in government probably don't have a clue.

Posted by: Badman at July 30, 2026 04:13 PM (csxIM)

284 Wow, just 3 years ago the left was saying you're literally Hitler if you didn't have the Ukraine flag emoji prominently displayed.

Posted by: teejuss at July 30, 2026 04:38 PM (tn9uX)

285 gross frau

https://tinyurl.com/3bp8bd86

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 04:51 PM (826kS)

286 "That might be enough to finally break Ukraine... or it might wind up breaking Putin. Russia does have a tendency towards coups, especially during unpopular wars."

Tsar Nicholas II has entered the chat ...

Posted by: Butch at July 30, 2026 04:51 PM (98xTj)

287 Ukraine, barely on the map before the war, now producing state of the art drones. Wonder if they're getting help?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 04:55 PM (826kS)

288 79 All this shit going on could go pear shaped real quick like.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 03:02 PM (wOO3z)

You mean like me?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2026 05:30 PM (cWLG3)

289 273 Not getting how Russia hasn't walked over Ukraine years ago. Guessing their troops are not really good
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

---
Yet the EU is absolutely certain Russia intends to invade Eastern Europe, to get the band back together.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 05:32 PM (cWLG3)

290 Is Volodomyr Zelensky history's second-greatest monster, after Winston Churchill, or is he merely part of a globalist cabal aimed at destroying the world's two most conservative countries, KGB-controlled Russia and the Islamic Republic of Iran?

Just asking questions.

Serious questions.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at July 30, 2026 07:14 PM (lKa6T)

Thousands of Africans Flood Past Weak Fencing to Enter Spanish City of Ceuta, Saying "Goodbye Morocco, Hello Spain;"
The Socialist, Open Borders Government Refuses to Halt the Mass Illegal Migration

The Democrats have a plan for America. This is that plan.

I think this town is on the African side of Gibraltar.


Hundreds of migrants swim to Spain's Ceuta territory from Morocco

Ceuta (Spain) (AFP) -- Hundreds of migrants entered the Spanish north African exclave of Ceuta on Thursday, AFP reporters saw, many of them having swum by sea around the frontier fence.

Migration from Morocco into Spain's two north African territories, Ceuta and Melilla, has long been a politically sensitive issue between the two countries, as thousands cross the border at times.

AFP reporters saw a stream of adults and children, most of them wet, entering the town. Discarded flotation rings and clothes had been left on the shore near where the frontier barrier meets the sea.

The president of Ceuta, Juan Vivas, said Wednesday that 1,500 migrants had come to Ceuta by sea in the past few days.

"We are in a situation of total humanitarian and social emergency," he said in comments broadcast Thursday by Spanish television.

Earlier, he had said that the reception centres were saturated as the number of people entering was more than 200 a day.

"There is no more room for anyone," he said.

Officials could not immediately be reached on Thursday to give more recent figures.
Gathering in Morocco

Migrants walked cheerfully through the streets of Ceuta, thanking the Spanish police and calling out: "Bye bye, Morocco, hello Spain."

Police and Civil Guards in Ceuta appeared to do little to intervene, though some officers attempted to direct the arrivals to the local migrant reception centre.

...

On the Moroccan side of the border, an AFP reporter on Thursday afternoon saw hundreds of people including children gathered near the border between Ceuta and the local town of Fnideq, waiting to cross into the Spanish territory.

...

Sanchez's right-wing political rivals immediately pressured him on Thursday over the migrant arrivals.

"The government cannot look the other way regarding its duties because we are facing a national security crisis," said opposition Popular Party leader Alberto Nunez Feijoo on X.

Far-right Vox party leader Santiago Abascal on X blamed Sanchez personally for the migrant influx in Ceuta.

Ceuta and Melilla have Europe's only two land borders with Africa.


Fox News
@FoxNews

Thousands of migrants from Morocco poured over the country's border with Spain and into the country's African enclave of Ceuta after swimming around border barriers to reach the territory.

The latest wave comes after more than 1,500 migrants arrived in Ceuta by sea over the past week, according to regional authorities.

Ceuta's leader is now urging Spain's national government to declare an emergency as the enclave faces another major surge at the European Union's only land border with Africa.

This border breach comes at the same time as President Trump sounds the alarm about the rising number of migrants coming from Africa and other parts of the world who he says are "invading" European countries.


Visegrád 24
@visegrad24


BREAKING:

🇪🇸 An "absolute migratory emergency" has been declared in Spain's enclave of Ceuta after a massive surge of illegal migrants.

Hundreds of Moroccan and Algerian migrants who flooded the Spanish enclave yesterday breached the border fence today without control.

In recent days, more than 1,500 migrants, including adults and minors, reached Ceuta by sea, swimming from Morocco and overwhelming border security.

Today they completely overwhelmed local forces, leaving reception and juvenile centers fully saturated.

With resources exhausted, Ceuta's government demanded that Spain declare a national emergency and send the military to suppress the crisis.


DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican


The Ceuta invasion is being coordinated by Facebook groups. @finkd

The flagship group description: "Ceuta by every route #hraga_ceuta -- Migration is an idea, and the idea does not die."

There are countless posts soliciting people to go with others. This is in clear violation of the Facebook ToS that prohibits content "offers to provide or facilitate human smuggling" or content that asks for "asks for human smuggling services."

The groups that must be banned are:
Hraga Ceuta 🚢 -- 124,639 · 231/day → /groups/749906839376195/
Hraga Ceuta 🇪🇸 -- 36,272 · 186/day → /groups/1302645485013793/
[Immigration to] ceuta -- 31,272 · 31/day → /groups/2161047214157232/
Haraga_ceuta -- 22,382 · 81/day → /groups/2250468988743746/
Haraga Ceuta sabta 2024/2025 -- 15,860 · 12/day → /groups/1370413077068987/

Update: Spain's socialist president lies about the military-age men invading his country.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:12 PM




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1 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)

2 i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 01:13 PM (CWTWj)

3 PRO TIP: Never have Morocco as a neighbor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 01:13 PM (guGkK)

4 Men fleeing war bring their families along.
Men going off to war leave their families at home.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 30, 2026 01:13 PM (MNCvZ)

5 What don't you get about "teeming refuse"?

Posted by: Emma Lazarus at July 30, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

6 Well, that will be a right and proper garbage dump in no time at all.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:14 PM (TN0g+)

7 *mounts horse*

"The ragheads are coming! The Ragheads are coming!"

*buys more ammo*

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:14 PM (2WIwB)

8 Better there than here.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (enNUy)

9 Why is Ace showing videos of World War Z?

What? Ohhh.

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (WkL+O)

10 PRO TIP: Never have Morocco as a neighbor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 01:13 PM (guGkK)

And don't let them into your barn.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a Ruptured Asshole at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (wOO3z)

11 Any nation that allows a guy named Pedro Sanchez to run it deserves whatever it gets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (guGkK)

12 Easy to shut off food resupply to those enclaves, but it will not be done.

Nor will a blockade.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (u82oZ)

13 So Sanchez is using the Biden playbook. That's just dirty, Sanchez.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (GTqXr)

14 hard to understand why some people look for their own downfall

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (CWTWj)

15 A few thousand Moroccans swimming to Spain really isn't news. There are millions of them there already.

Spain has been over-run with Moroccans going back even before the mass invasion into Europe. Hell, the Spanish had problems with these people going back centuries.

They claim there are now 1.5 million Moroccans in Spain. You can triple that number and you'll still be well below the real number.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

16 All their heads on pikes might discourage wave 2.
And put Spain's elites heads there too.
Set an example.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Sco7b)

17 Let them swim the straight.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (UjdFS)

18 Hundreds of migrants entered the Spanish north African exclave of Ceuta on Thursday, AFP reporters saw, many of them having swum by sea around the frontier fence.
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They needed sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (amcLV)

19 VOTE FOR PEDRO

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (guGkK)

20 Should I feel bad ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (mwPBr)

21 The Reconquista took over 700 years to expel the Muslims from Spain.
We'll see it completely undone in the next 10 years.
Previews of something coming to the rest of the EU.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (MNCvZ)

22 Franco cut his military chops in the Spanish Legion in Morocco. The Riff Wars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:17 PM (u82oZ)

23 Is Morocco that bad? I thought it was a beautiful country!

/s

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 01:17 PM (cWLG3)

24 the Reconquista

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 01:17 PM (Zm7n5)

25 Where are there letters of transit?????

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 01:17 PM (XV/Pl)

26 Ceuta and Mellilla are considered part of Metropolitan Spain, not colonies. If the Spanish government bcared they could request our aid under Article 5 of the NATO charter. Apparently the socialist government doesn't give a shit about their nation or people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (BlDDt)

27 Any nation that allows a guy named Pedro Sanchez to run it deserves whatever it gets.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (guGkK)
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Vote for Pedro.

Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (amcLV)

28 Quiet, Morocco!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (WkL+O)

29 Casablancans: "we will soon have Paris"

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (2ap+5)

30 I’m glad I went to Spain 20 years ago.

Prolly won’t go back. It was lovely though.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (zTnoe)

31 Looks like an illustration from The Camp of the Saints.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (XvL8K)

32
*sings*

Farewell and adieu to you Spanish Ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For we've opened our borders
And soon you will be
Rape bait for the muslims
We let in so free!

Posted by: Zombie Quint at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (iJfKG)

33 AFP reporters saw a stream of adults and children, most of them wet, entering the town.

So, no money, no iD. I'd say, boy, I hope you've got a plan on how to feed your kids tonight!

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (E24OL)

34 So Sanchez is using the Biden playbook. That's just dirty, Sanchez.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (GTqXr)


golf clap

Noe go wash your hands

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (S0M0K)

35 It’s more like Bye Bye Spain

Charles Martel rolling over in his grave

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (yz/88)

36 I made this point earlier.

They are invited guests of the Spanish government.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

37 I didn't know Spain still controlled territory on the African side of the Straits.

Apparently the Straits are only about 10 miles wide at their narrowest point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (FZ29D)

38 IIRC this was one of the left's last big "wins" globally right as USAID shut down.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (xComp)

39 Chairman LMAO

Parts of it are, like most countries on Earth.

The people have been exposed to Civilization for a long time.

Anyone know the nationality breakdown of the invaders?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (u82oZ)

40 This is straight out of Camp of the Saints. If you haven't read it, you need to. Author Jean Raspail. It was banned for years which should tell you why it's worth reading.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (QSxSN)

41 >>Let them swim the straight.

*strait

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (J4Dwc)

42
Spanish Harlem

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)

43 That Napoleon Dynamite movie was retarded…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (yz/88)

44 Our cruise ship stopped in Tangier Morocco for the day.

It was a shithole. Smelled. Nasty men leering at us. Rats in the marketplace.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (zTnoe)

45 The sane feel pain
Watching Spain go down the drain

Posted by: H. Higgins at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (guGkK)

46 The scariest thing, you can never reverse these things.

I dont care what laws you pass or what governments you elect, once they are inside the gates, your country is lost.

Posted by: Sharpie at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (Ilr1i)

47 From last thread

Mr we could use a man like Francisco Franco again
Didn't need no Muslim state
Everybody pulled their weight
Gee our old Tesla ran great
Those were the days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (BlDDt)

48 No women.
No children.

Just military aged, able-bodied men.
Just like here.

Even calling them "migrants" is a lie.

And we have our own socialist and cartel judges here doing all they can to prevent us from stopping this southern invasion.
Aided and abetted by at least 10 Republicans in the Senate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (3cUTc)

49 So, no money, no iD. I'd say, boy, I hope you've got a plan on how to feed your kids tonight!
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (E24OL)
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Yeah, most of those guys were wearing board shorts and flip-flops. What kind of plan you got there, Mahmoud?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (amcLV)

50 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Those enclaves have been attacked repeatedly in the past 20 years. There were strong fences at the border. Were.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (u82oZ)

51 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (2YhKe)

52 And from there, they flood the rest of Europe, thanks to Schengen.

Posted by: RS at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (GYx3d)

53 Also, Fvck Spain. Payasos.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (RIvkX)

54 Morocco that bad?
Let's ask William S Burroughs!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (43M7W)

55
It looks like a clip from World War Z, a Zombie movie.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (OkYzo)

56 This is part of their annual migratory journey. They will return to their southern roosts when Fall begins.

Posted by: EU Ornithology Department at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (IYoeS)

57 Burn Our Cars
Rape Our Women!

Posted by: The Spanish Ministry of Tourism at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (guGkK)

58 CSN told me Mar-e-Kesh was a magical place.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (wOO3z)

59 Ceuta and Mellilla are considered part of Metropolitan Spain, not colonies. If the Spanish government bcared they could request our aid under Article 5 of the NATO charter. Apparently the socialist government doesn't give a shit about their nation or people
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (BlDDt)

***

You know who else started a war in Spain.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (2WIwB)

60 They claim there are now 1.5 million Moroccans in Spain.

Reconquista's a bitch. Who knew?

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 01:22 PM (PxIWo)

61 The Spanish newspaper "ABC" is covering the story live. You can translate the paper to English.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 30, 2026 01:22 PM (rJ48h)

62 The minute the migrants get into Ceuta they're subject to EU immigration rules. People have been rushing the gates for years, just not this many

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:22 PM (BlDDt)

63 Better there than here.
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"There" is "here"
Was "here" barely 2 years ago.
Will be "here" again times 10 if the Democrats get back in power.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:22 PM (3cUTc)

64 40 This is straight out of Camp of the Saints. If you haven't read it, you need to. Author Jean Raspail. It was banned for years which should tell you why it's worth reading.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (QSxSN)


Link to the publisher's webpage:

https://tinyurl.com/4dwbz64v

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 01:23 PM (WkL+O)

65 Good-bye, Europe. I've been to a couple countries. Seems the only ones that will be left are the old Soviet block ones, Poland, etc. that have taken the line of not letting these goat-f*cking rapist murderers into their countries.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:23 PM (2YhKe)

66 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt

Posted by: A-10 Migrant Greeting Committee at July 30, 2026 01:23 PM (AdHga)

67
Old: Spanish Flea - Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass

New: Spanish Fleas - Quarantine and Anti-biotic resistance

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 01:23 PM (OkYzo)

68 Just military aged, able-bodied men.
Just like here.

Even calling them "migrants" is a lie.

And we have our own socialist and cartel judges here doing all they can to prevent us from stopping this southern invasion.
Aided and abetted by at least 10 Republicans in the Senate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (3cUTc)
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It's not an invasion. It's conquest.

Once there are enough of them across the border, they'll insinuate themselves into law enforcement and the political system to take over the levers of power from within.

They've already done it in England.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:23 PM (FZ29D)

69 >>It was a shithole. Smelled.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Karachi, Pakistan at July 30, 2026 01:23 PM (J4Dwc)

70 Biden and the democrats already ran that plan. They'll do it again.

Posted by: huerfano at July 30, 2026 01:24 PM (VJX5o)

71 CSN told me Mar-e-Kesh was a magical place.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (wOO3z)


I've been to Marrakech. The food is good and the El Mamounia is a great hotel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 01:24 PM (guGkK)

72 The scariest thing, you can never reverse these things.

I dont care what laws you pass or what governments you elect, once they are inside the gates, your country is lost.
Posted by: Sharpie at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (Ilr1i)



Not without bloodshed. And a lot of it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:24 PM (2WIwB)

73 It looks like a clip from World War Z, a Zombie movie.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (OkYzo)

I just finished reading Mel Brooks memoir and learned his son Max Brooks wrote the book World War Z.

Posted by: beckster at July 30, 2026 01:24 PM (kX27y)

74 Gonna be a whole lotta Rapin' goin' on.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 01:24 PM (Dds21)

75 This is part of their annual migratory journey. They will return to their southern roosts when Fall begins.
Posted by: EU Ornithology Department at July 30, 2026 01:21 PM (IYoeS)
----
Will they bring coconuts?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:24 PM (FZ29D)

76 Rats. I was going to vacation there...NOT.

Imagine, though, the barbarian invasion as a tourist.

There had to be boats out there as I doubt they paddled across the sea en masse.

Spain is the stepping stone to more eeslam culture!

Wake up! Europe is sinking as well as stinking!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 01:24 PM (hzuYO)

77 Couple of Ferdinand bulls let loose in there might help.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (UjdFS)

78 Lots of beautiful oak doors are gonna be burned soon…

Posted by: Trumpy at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (FkG49)

79 “You’re welcome!”
— Hillary Clinton, who took out Ghadaffi, opening up passage from N Africa to Europe

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (4KUe5)

80 How does one pronounce "Ceuta"? That is, how does one pronounce it in English?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (+48wn)

81 Think of all the delicious falafels.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (wGerL)

82 I predict a stupendous increase of rapes in Spain, that the commie government will say is not true.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (5rh/l)

83 I heard on the radio this morning that Spain just issued an amnesty for "migrants" so that seems to have triggered this. Although as said by others there's already shitloads of these "immigrants in Spain already.


How come none of this "immigration" ever goes in the opposite direction? Of course anyone with 2 brain cells that occasionally collide and produce a thought can answer that question.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (QSxSN)

84 How does one pronounce "Ceuta"? That is, how does one pronounce it in English?
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (+48wn)
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Soft C. Pretty much the way it's spelled.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (amcLV)

85 What the state has to do is declare the right excommunicado and make that stick until islamic control is a fait accompli.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (2ap+5)

86 @80 Soo-ta

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (BlDDt)

87 Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (+48wn)

Say Utah

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (wGerL)

88 WhenI was a kid, I was fascinatedby the "map anomoly" f there being two Spanish cities (Ceuta and Mellila) in Africa. I used ti rerlly amaze people and trip them off with trivia questions based on this fact.

Back then I just thought it was a crazy random but utterly insignificant historical detail. I never imagined in a million years that one day, Ceuta would actually play a role in crrent events and be hugely controversial.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (Av6i5)

89 I predict a stupendous increase of rapes in Spain, that the commie government will say is not true.

They'll blame Trump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (guGkK)

90 Karachi, Pakistan

No one I met in the Navy ever had a kind word for Karachi, Pakistan. Usually on the list of places I don't want to visit, even after months at sea.

We had a Naval Attache staff there. I guess Shemya was already booked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (u82oZ)

91 Western Europe's elites are trying very hard to lose their countries. Hopefully for the sake of civilization those elites lose their jobs before their countries are completely lost.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 01:27 PM (aJQbY)

92 “Will destroy “ ???

I question the verb tense

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 01:27 PM (4KUe5)

93 Well I've never been to Spain and I have no desire to go.

Posted by: Case at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (bqIVz)

94 Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

When the Berlin Wall went down, movement of people was only from East to West Berlin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (u82oZ)

95 All is proceeding as planned. Excellent. Western Civ delenda est.

Posted by: Club of Rome at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (V362x)

96 Shoot them, Lizbeth!!

Posted by: Troy Landry at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (J4Dwc)

97 Western Europe's elites are trying very hard to lose their countries. Hopefully for the sake of civilization those elites lose their jobs before their countries are completely lost.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 01:27 PM (aJQbY)

I want them to lose their heads.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (wOO3z)

98 We used to put invaders to the sword.

I long for the return of those days.

Posted by: The Dog at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (fn5TX)

99 geography, hmmm

"Ceuta and its larger sister city Melilla, situated some 400km further south along the coast, trace their Spanish past to the 15th Century.

Coveted by Morocco, they have long been a flashpoint in diplomatic relations with Spain. Madrid asserts that both territories are integral parts of Spain and have the same status as the semi-autonomous regions on its mainland.

Historically, both port cities developed as military and trade centres linking Africa to Europe. Since 1995, they have enjoyed a limited degree of self-government as Autonomous Communities.

Unemployment among the native workforce is more than 30%, among the highest rates in Spain. The cities are a magnet for thousands of traders and menial workers who cross the border from Morocco each day to earn a living."

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (vbXSk)

100 Remember in 2010 when a single congressman shouted that Obama was lying when claiming his social programs would not apply to illegals and the subject for the next two months we had to bear was DECORUM and HONOR and DIGNITY.

Remember?

Meanwhile the Left was not only planning on giving our money away to illegals, they ALSO intended to throw the border wide the fuck open and crash it all.

But really - they're worried some "extremists" might be trying to take over.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:29 PM (Irr+m)

101 @88 zombie , me too . Four countries on two continents . Russia, Egypt, Turkey and... Spain. People always missed that one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:29 PM (BlDDt)

102 This is straight out of Camp of the Saints. If you haven't read it, you need to. Author Jean Raspail. It was banned for years which should tell you why it's worth reading.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:19 PM (QSxSN)

Link to the publisher's webpage:

https://tinyurl.com/4dwbz64v
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 01:23 PM (WkL+O)


Thanxs for the link.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:29 PM (2WIwB)

103 “You’re welcome!”
— Hillary Clinton, who took out Ghadaffi, opening up passage from N Africa to Europe

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 01:25 PM (4KUe5)



Don't forget to thank Angela Merkel. Good and hard. And Barky of course.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:29 PM (QSxSN)

104 It really is looking like Camp of the Saints.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 01:30 PM (YwEeS)

105 pronounce it in English?
See Utah

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:30 PM (43M7W)

106 They're just looking for a better life harvesting cork off the trees.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:30 PM (UjdFS)

107 Totally organic. Remember the "caravans" of refuse walking the 1500 miles from the Guatemalan border to the Texas border? There must be large cruise ships just offshore pointing to the beach and handing out life preservers.

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 01:30 PM (PxIWo)

108 Well I've never been to Spain and I have no desire to go.
Posted by: Case at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (bqIVz)


What do you think about the music?

Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 30, 2026 01:30 PM (guGkK)

109 No one I met in the Navy ever had a kind word for Karachi, Pakistan. Usually on the list of places I don't want to visit, even after months at sea.

We had a Naval Attache staff there. I guess Shemya was already booked.

****

Yep, spent a day in Karachi on a "good deal" flight out of DGAR in '85. The smell was atrocious.

Never made it to Shemya. Closest I got was Adak.

Posted by: Troy Landry at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (J4Dwc)

110 "The cities are a magnet for thousands of traders and menial workers who cross the border from Morocco each day to earn a living."
Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 01:28 PM (vbXSk)
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Doing the jobs the Spanish won't do?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (FZ29D)

111 This is like a tiny trickle. In the next 50 years, half a billion people are coming.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (wGerL)

112 Al-Andalus has a ring to it, no?

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (g47mK)

113 wth

I thought cork trees were harvested mainly in Portugal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (u82oZ)

114 Off Swamp sock

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (J4Dwc)

115 Without the complete destruction of the federal judiciary, that "there" will be "here"

Either defund the judges or defy them-- but they will destroy America if we abide them.

Do not think for a second that if the same mass was on our border that a federal judge would not order Trump to let them all in.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (3cUTc)

116 @88 zombie , me too . Four countries on two continents . Russia, Egypt, Turkey and... Spain. People always missed that one
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Kazakhstan, Georgia, and Azerbaijan as well. Also Denmark, if you take Greenland into account.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

117 If you don't want to read it (Camp if the Saints)Feral Historian goes over it on YT

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 01:32 PM (YwEeS)

118 Msft is having a good day today at least.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 01:32 PM (XV/Pl)

119 "Pedro Sanchez ... Build Up That Wall"

zombie Reagan

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 01:32 PM (vbXSk)

120 In the next 50 years, half a billion people are coming.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson

Bill Gates and Fauci have a cunning plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:32 PM (u82oZ)

121
The Left: All Men Rape

Also The Left: Hey Let's let in 5 million rape age barbarians and loose them on EVERYONE!

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:32 PM (Irr+m)

122 We had a Naval Attache staff there. I guess Shemya was already booked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:26 PM (u82oZ)


Heh,
The Navy guys we had in Sinop would laugh at their buddies who got Shemya.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:32 PM (2WIwB)

123 gross frau

the other link was to xcancel & it worked in my brave and ff
However, this link is directly to X

https://tinyurl.com/3bp8bd86

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 01:33 PM (vOxCS)

124 Al-Andalus has a ring to it, no?
Posted by: runner

Those "migrants" are all on the loose.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:33 PM (77rzZ)

125 How interesting it would be if these hordes just used their energy to fix their own dang countries.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 01:33 PM (OoFl2)

126 It was never banned. The publisher with the copyright in the U.S. published like 10,000 books and didn't publish more.

The new translation does not need to honor the old copyright.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 01:33 PM (qFwJc)

127 What do you think about the music?
Posted by: Three Dog Night
______

That was originally a Hoyt Axton tune. Joy to the World too.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 01:33 PM (XvL8K)

128 The scariest thing, you can never reverse these things.

I dont care what laws you pass or what governments you elect, once they are inside the gates, your country is lost.


Posted by: Sharpie at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (Ilr1i)

Don Pelayo begs to differ.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 01:34 PM (3Ope8)

129 AMD stock was looking good yesterday, like it was up for a jump. AMUU is a 2x ETF based on AMD.

I bought $1000 worth of AMUU yesterday at 159.47. It jumped to 190 today. I sold. A little over 19% increase in a day. I'm pleased.

I was thinking about buying $3000 worth yesterday, but I decided to be more conservative.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)

130 Every time I watch World War Z, that scene is the most horrifying-- because it's the most realistic:
In kindness and mercy, they let the muslims in to save their lives and they are repaid by the muslims calling the zombies in to overrun and kill all of them

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:34 PM (3cUTc)

131 wth

I thought cork trees were harvested mainly in Portugal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
.......

Cork comes from the bark of the cork oak tree, which is primarily found in Mediterranean countries such as Spain, Portugal, and Italy.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:34 PM (UjdFS)

132 Totally organic. Remember the "caravans" of refuse walking the 1500 miles from the Guatemalan border to the Texas border? There must be large cruise ships just offshore pointing to the beach and handing out life preservers.
Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 01:30 PM (PxIWo)
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According to Google Maps, there's a ferry line between Ceuta on the Moroccan side of the Straits and Algeciras on the Spanish side.

My guess is once the invading horde is in Ceuta, they don't have to worry about customs/immigration to cross the Straits.

There are also ferries from Tangier, but those must be more tightly controlled.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:35 PM (FZ29D)

133 11 Any nation that allows a guy named Pedro Sanchez to run it deserves whatever it gets.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


They should have held out for Chad Sanchez.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2026 01:35 PM (0Htd1)

134 Just to be clear, Gibraltar is north of the strait, in Europe. And is British territory.

But Spain has (I think two, but maybe just one) enclaves of Spanish territory on the African continent. So it is a Spanish town, South of the strait.

Border control has been a problem for them for a long time. They need a machine gun. And they would not have to kill a lot -- kill a few and they get the message.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 01:35 PM (3OxeG)

135 Hadn't seen this on the last post, sorry if it was there.

Seattle Storm owner Lisa Brummel, in green, sits next to her wife and co-owner Celeste Keaton,....

https://tinyurl.com/w2zrww8r

Posted by: javems at July 30, 2026 01:35 PM (N9mn9)

136 Thousands of young, healthy, military aged men.




...but it's not an invasion. No.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 30, 2026 01:35 PM (N1DT3)

137 Diogenes

I had a friend who, while in the AF, failed to select of 1st LT and was transferred to Shemya from Australia after that. Even for the AF, he was a dork. A very smart, no leadership ability guy, but a dork.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (u82oZ)

138 They don't seem to have packed their prayer rugs or machetes with them.

Scary. I'd freak out if I saw that from my window.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (hzuYO)

139 We were in Portugal recently and those cork oaks were all over the place between Lisbon and the Algarve.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)

140 There are ways to fix things on the Iberian peninsula, but it will require much blood.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (MtY6X)

141 Cork comes from the bark of the cork oak tree, which is primarily found in Mediterranean countries such as Spain, Portugal, and Italy.
Posted by: wth

Is there going to be a pop quiz on this.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

142 Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 01:34 PM (mkw2N)

I bought $100 worth of MCD during the 1974 crash. With dividend reinvestment it's worth almost $50,000 today. Happy with that one. True.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (wGerL)

143 In the last picture, the guy on the left looks like he's hiding a bulbhead under that cap.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2026 01:37 PM (Wt5PA)

144 Following up on my comment above, I was in Spain a while back. Madrid and Barcelona.

Madrid was mostly still all Spaniards. But there were lots of dark complexions in Barcelona. I can only imagine what it looks like now.

Slowly, then all at once.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

145 How interesting it would be if these hordes just used their energy to fix their own dang countries.
---
A culture that wipes its ass with its left hand isn't capable of fixing anything.
They are all animals.
They breed, they kill, they die-- that is all they offer the world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:37 PM (3cUTc)

146 Amateurs discuss tactics. Pros discuss logistics.

Try to feed 100,000 new mouths overnight.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 01:37 PM (ZQqbB)

147 Lisa Brummel, in green, sits next to her wife
Her WHAT?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:38 PM (43M7W)

148 Just like the American left (because they are all the international left), the communists running Spain don't care that there is video contradicting them.

The important thing is to get the lie out there so your followers know what their new NPC programming is.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 30, 2026 01:38 PM (N1DT3)

149 If Morocco is such a horrible place that they're forced to flee it, who is looking after these men's wives, mothers and daughters while they're away?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 30, 2026 01:39 PM (0MjtC)

150 14 hard to understand why some people look for their own downfall
Posted by: gnats local 678


Here in the good, old U.S. of A., in my experience with white liberals, it is because they think the teeming masses won't end up in their own neighborhood.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2026 01:39 PM (0Htd1)

151 Can they play soccer?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 01:39 PM (NpAcC)

152 101 @88 zombie , me too . Four countries on two continents . Russia, Egypt, Turkey and... Spain. People always missed that one
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Hey, that's a good trivia question! The ones i came up with were never as clever. Mine were more awkward, like, "I've been to Africa the continent, but never been to an African country. How is this possible?"

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2026 01:39 PM (Av6i5)

153 Is there going to be a pop quiz on this.
Posted by: Bulg
......

Next time you uncork a bottle of wine you will have another Fun Fact to Know and Tell.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:39 PM (UjdFS)

154 117 If you don't want to read it (Camp if the Saints)Feral Historian goes over it on YT
Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 01:32 PM (YwEeS)

The Atlantic is unhappy about the book.

The Return of MAGA's Favorite Forbidden Book

The Atlantic
Dec 11, 2025 — What an apocalyptic French novel about a migrant invasion reveals about the worldview of nationalist conservatives.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 01:39 PM (Zm7n5)

155 30 I’m glad I went to Spain 20 years ago.

Prolly won’t go back. It was lovely though.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 01:18 PM (zTnoe)

LIkewise, I traveled a lot when I was young for business and pleasure. I’m so glad I saw Europe before it was islamicized. Sadly, it doesn’t look like I’ll ever make it to Ireland, the mother land.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 30, 2026 01:39 PM (SjAWL)

156 Is there going to be a pop quiz on this.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

I was told there'd be no math....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 01:40 PM (3Ope8)

157 Meanwhile Portugal

Portugal is banning burqas and niqabs in public places, with fines up to 4,000 euros.

Muslim men who force their wives or female relatives to wear one will also face 3 years in prison.

Burqas were described as a ‘symbol of women’s oppression and a threat to public safety.’

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 01:40 PM (YwEeS)

158 I wonder if anyone has every performed a Hoyt Axton song and managed to make it not sound like a Hoyt Axton song.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:40 PM (2ap+5)

159 Ceuta
A Spanish enclave, consisting of a port and a military post, on the coast of Morocco in northern Africa; population 77,389 (200.
It overlooks the Mediterranean approach to the Strait of Gibraltar and with Melilla forms a community of Spain.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 01:40 PM (Zm7n5)

160 In addition to Ceuta and Melilla, there are ten other Spanish possessions in North Africa or just off the coast (see the Wikipedia article "Plazas de soberanía").

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

161 Re: Camp of the Saints

Read. It.

It was - for me - life altering in its clarity.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 01:41 PM (AdHga)

162 Why are these people flooding other countries? Because it is not immigration, it's an invasion. Wake the fuck up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 01:41 PM (8E0Ba)

163 The scariest thing, you can never reverse these things.

I dont care what laws you pass or what governments you elect, once they are inside the gates, your country is lost.
Posted by: Sharpie at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (Ilr1i)

It's honestly not hard to reverse these things.

But the West doesn't have the stomach for what needs to be done.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 30, 2026 01:42 PM (N1DT3)

164 I hope the native born men and women of Spain take comfort, as they are being robbed, raped and killed by these newly-minted Spaniards-- that at least they didn't vote for the racist party that wanted to stop this.

That would have been so much worse.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:42 PM (3cUTc)

165 The Euros came to the US during the world cup and discovered why Americans don't NEED to go to Europe. We have BEAUTIFUL landscapes here we can visit quicker and cheaper.

Unfortunately, some are located in libtard shithole states, so it's actually a LOT like visiting Europe.

#Winning

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:42 PM (2YhKe)

166 They breed
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


Wait -- i thought cross-species fertilization was impossible.

Posted by: worried Moroccan goat at July 30, 2026 01:42 PM (Av6i5)

167 Try to feed 100,000 new mouths overnight.

We can only try.

Posted by: Big Wood Chipper at July 30, 2026 01:42 PM (PM/iv)

168 @129

>>I bought $1000 worth of AMUU yesterday at 159.47. It jumped to 190 today. I sold. A little over 19% increase in a day. I'm pleased.

I call that the sticking and moving investment strategy.

My investment strategy is like Floyd Mayweather, I'm not looking to land a knockout punch, I just want to be able to Go The Distance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 01:43 PM (XV/Pl)

169 I had a friend who, while in the AF, failed to select of 1st LT and was transferred to Shemya from Australia after that. Even for the AF, he was a dork. A very smart, no leadership ability guy, but a dork.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (u82oZ)



There was a Lt in my battalion (infantry battalion) who had a PhD. Got tired of school so joined the Army. I've never met a more inept, stupid officer. His men followed him out of sheer curiosity - just to see what he'd fuck up next. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:43 PM (KH0i+)

170 Spain is the only place in Europe I haven’t been. Will not bother at this point.

J had to go to Morocco for some business trip. He was stopped “randomly” for DHS searches forever after that. Because our Delta accounts are linked, I had the pleasure of this for awhile, too.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 01:43 PM (OoFl2)

171 Rev. Wishbone

This is part of the Fall of Europe. They face a Dark Age, but do not see it.

The future famines and infrastructure failures from lack of maintenance will pare the numbers in the EU pretty hard.

My prediction, based on the Fall of Rome.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:44 PM (u82oZ)

172 Maybe those photos show all adult men because they're all gay and don't have wives and children. Some of them are pretty good looking, and well groomed. Look at that photo in Anonymous Tabarnia's post. They could get into the gay clubs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2026 01:44 PM (0Htd1)

173 I wonder if anyone has every performed a Hoyt Axton song and managed to make it not sound like a Hoyt Axton song.
Posted by: Oglebay
_________

Steppenwolf's version of The Pusher.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 01:44 PM (XvL8K)

174 I had a friend who, while in the AF, failed to select of 1st LT and was transferred to Shemya from Australia after that. Even for the AF, he was a dork. A very smart, no leadership ability guy, but a dork.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (u82oZ)


Sheesh!
Talk about deep-sixing a guy!
I think the Army disappeared people by assigning them to really remote Recruiting assignments.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:44 PM (2WIwB)

175 Pedro Sánchez
@sanchezcastejon
·
4h
Translated from Spanish
The Government of Spain is fully committed to providing an immediate response to the situation in Ceuta.

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (ZxPkt)

176 There is also a peninsula which used to be an island which is part of Spain. Shortest land border in the world, 279ft. Penon de Velez de la Gomera.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (BlDDt)

177 Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

My friend got his Ph.D. after his service, in time - equation relativistic physics.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (u82oZ)

178
So those invaders swam over. What is the law regarding the coastlines of countries.

If the shits are near your countries coast can you just shoot them?

I am unclear about law regarding coastlines.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (/QHx4)

179 GAY MOROCCANS INVADE SPAIN
News at 11:00

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (UjdFS)

180 21 The Reconquista took over 700 years to expel the Muslims from Spain.
We'll see it completely undone in the next 10 years.
Previews of something coming to the rest of the EU.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy


They already have a good share of Paris and London.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2026 01:46 PM (0Htd1)

181 Cork comes from the bark of the cork oak tree, which is primarily found in Mediterranean countries such as Spain, Portugal, and Italy.
Posted by: wth

Oh yeah, then why is County Cork in Ireland?

Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture at July 30, 2026 01:46 PM (JM9I6)

182 "We are in a situation of total humanitarian and social emergency,"

There is no emergency. Stop feeding the damned pigeons!

Posted by: t-bird at July 30, 2026 01:46 PM (rxwdW)

183 Meanwhile Portugal

Portugal is banning burqas and niqabs in public places, with fines up to 4,000 euros.

Muslim men who force their wives or female relatives to wear one will also face 3 years in prison.

Burqas were described as a ‘symbol of women’s oppression and a threat to public safety.’
Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 01:40 PM (YwEeS)

So, the sane in Spain need to learn Portuguese, or how to destroy invasions with ease?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 30, 2026 01:46 PM (qx7Zg)

184 162 Why are these people flooding other countries? Because it is not immigration, it's an invasion.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 01:41 PM (8E0Ba


Aha! I was just wondering that.

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2026 01:46 PM (OlzlW)

185 @sanchezcastejon
·
4h
Translated from Spanish
The Government of Spain is fully committed to providing an immediate response to the situation in Ceuta.
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (ZxPkt)



Amnesty!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:47 PM (2YhKe)

186 GAY MOROCCANS INVADE SPAIN
News at 11:00


Come on girls. They hit Buddy!

Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 30, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)

187 Are there sharks in the western Med?

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 01:47 PM (ZxPkt)

188 New York, London , Paris , Munich
Everybody talk about Commie Muzzies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:47 PM (BlDDt)

189 I had a friend who, while in the AF, failed to select of 1st LT and was transferred to Shemya from Australia after that. Even for the AF, he was a dork. A very smart, no leadership ability guy, but a dork.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:36 PM (u82oZ)


There was a Lt in my battalion (infantry battalion) who had a PhD. Got tired of school so joined the Army. I've never met a more inept, stupid officer. His men followed him out of sheer curiosity - just to see what he'd fuck up next. Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:43 PM (KH0i+)

***

My Battalion in Germany had a very senior captain come in to punch his Battery command ticket so he'd be ready for the Major's Board. He came from West Point where he had taught English. PhD in that subject. A nice enough guy but damn! When everyone was sending four-line FRAGOs, his were four pages of prose.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (2WIwB)

190 170 Spain is the only place in Europe I haven’t been. Will not bother at this point.

Posted by: Piper


Another reason not to go is the really nasty anti-tourist attitude in most big cities, coastal towns, and across Catalonia these days. People report much more rudeness, dismissiveness, even aggression than ever before. Plus, anyone wearing a star of David will get chased out of town for being a "Zionist."

Posted by: worried Moroccan goat at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (Av6i5)

191 Are there sharks in the western Med?
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 01:47 PM (ZxPkt

Plenty. Those would be the only thing getting fed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (wOO3z)

192
Come on girls. They hit Buddy!
Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 30, 2026 01:47 PM (guGkK)



I'm not your buddy, guy!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (2YhKe)

193 four seasons

You can defend coastlines as they are in territorial waters.

What is lacking is will, not ability.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (u82oZ)

194 125 How interesting it would be if these hordes just used their energy to fix their own dang countries.

Posted by: Piper
---

Their purpose in life is not to fix things it is to break them.
It's in the book.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (vOxCS)

195 The citizens voted for the Socialist and this is what they got.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

196 Per a post on X, fwiw, the King of Morocco released 2000 prisoners yesterday from prison. I wonder where they are today.

Posted by: Random PJ at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (+jscL)

197 You people are horrible, immigrants only want a better life by doing the jobs the natives won't do. They bring diversity which is our highest value. You know this is true, that's why Reagan gave amnesty to 3 million illegals, that's why Homan protects the business Leaders who employ them, Spain has learned from this wise example. I will pray for you bigots.

Posted by: EzE at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (pxzPN)

198 I'm not your buddy, guy!
Posted by: Sponge

I'm not your guy, chum!

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (77rzZ)

199
NaCly,

Thank you.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (/QHx4)

200 Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (viF8m)

201 Well, I've never been to Spain. Come to think of it, I don't really like the music either.

Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton at July 30, 2026 01:50 PM (sFNX2)

202 buddy, guy!

Junior Wells!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:50 PM (8QPXz)

203 This invasion is the equivalent of those migrant "caravans" that popped up every few months under Biden and tried to invade the USA (and many succeeded).

The commie media reports these events as if they're organic movements of people, but of course they're not. They're well-funded, well-organized, and crawling with human traffickers.

Just like DataRepublican points out above that this invasion of Cueta was planned and organized.

I suspect these initial waves are all younger men because it's a test wave. If the test waves are successful -- and they will be -- then the later waves will have many more women and kids. Same thing happened with the Mexican caravans, IIRC.

Again, this is all planned and organized.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

204 @175:The response from the Spanish government sounds like Animal House "Delta House has a long history bof existence in the community."

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:50 PM (BlDDt)

205 My friend got his Ph.D. after his service, in time - equation relativistic physics.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (u82oZ)


Hey! You've given me a Grandpa Brag moment!
Granddaughter #2 of Diogenes is a double major in Chemistry and Astro-Physics. Entering her Junior year now and doing very well. Cute too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:50 PM (2WIwB)

206 > I bought $100 worth of MCD during the 1974 crash. With dividend reinvestment it's worth almost $50,000 today. Happy with that one. True.

See, I always heard these stories and for a long time I thought that was the only way to make money in the market. You had to pick Apple in 1980 and ride it to the moon.

Now I'm happy to make 2% gains per month and make compound interest work for me. $100 at 2% monthly for 52 years (1974 to 2026) is $23.25 million.

I still think your experience is awesome and I love that for you.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 01:50 PM (mkw2N)

207 188 New York, London , Paris , Munich
Everybody talk about Commie Muzzies
Posted by: Smell the Glove


I get the reference, but you've got too many syllables in there.

Considering that the immigrants are coming in from North Africa, how about

New York, London , Paris , Munich
Everybody talk about ex-Punic.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2026 01:51 PM (Av6i5)

208 https://youtu.be/zuQK6t2Esng


For those NOT in the know.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:51 PM (2YhKe)

209 Have seen most of Europe and all of the UK (ok, not Northern Ireland). Never had a desire to go to Spain.

My dude has no desire to ever return. I wanted to see Poland, which is a bummer. Thankful I saw anything before End Times.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 01:52 PM (hzuYO)

210 Oh yeah, then why is County Cork in Ireland?
That's where they pull corks.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (8QPXz)

211 @207 nice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (BlDDt)

212
OK
some Buddy Guy

https://youtu.be/QUKC-RHuJhQ

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)

213 Zombie Hoyt Axton

Been in Malaga, Benidorm, Palma de Majorca, and Ferrol Spain. Back in the day.

I used to tell stories about that, but got new ones to tell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (u82oZ)

214 My Battalion in Germany had a very senior captain come in to punch his Battery command ticket so he'd be ready for the Major's Board. He came from West Point where he had taught English. PhD in that subject. A nice enough guy but damn! When everyone was sending four-line FRAGOs, his were four pages of prose.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (2WIwB)



Heh. That reminds me - when we spoke on the radio we had to talk in no more than, IIRC, 5 second spurts so as to keep Soviet radio detection finders from zeroing in on our positions. This guy must have been a blast (Literally - heh again) on the radio.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (KH0i+)

215 The traditional response to a domestic leader bringing in a foreign army to conquer your country isn't to complain about it in a social media post.

Zombie Francisco Franco you are our only hope

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

216 82 I predict a stupendous increase of rapes in Spain, that the commie government will say is not true.
Posted by: Gref


You're probably right.

Posted by: Norway & Swedan at July 30, 2026 01:54 PM (0Htd1)

217 some Buddy Guy

https://youtu.be/QUKC-RHuJhQ
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (ZxPkt)



OH yeah.....

Well done, sir. WELL done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:54 PM (2YhKe)

218 Cute too.
Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:54 PM (8QPXz)

219 > My investment strategy is like Floyd Mayweather, I'm not looking to land a knockout punch, I just want to be able to Go The Distance.

Yeah. Don't get greedy. Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Don't fall in love with any stock. Take your gains and move on. When you take a loss, don't let it rattle you. Leave emotion out of it as much as possible.

Mostly I'm just doing the wheel with cash secured puts and covered calls.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 01:54 PM (mkw2N)

220 Oh yeah, then why is County Cork in Ireland?
That's where they pull corks.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (8QPXz)


It's near Limerick, where they tell some real corkers!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:54 PM (2WIwB)

221 Diogenes

Congratulations, GrandPa. Good grandchildren are true wealth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:55 PM (u82oZ)

222 16 All their heads on pikes might discourage wave 2.
And put Spain's elites heads there too.
Set an example.
Posted by: Stateless

Can confirm. Very effective at dissuading Muslim invasions.

Posted by: Vlad Tepes at July 30, 2026 01:55 PM (VB9q0)

223 My dude has no desire to ever return. I wanted to see Poland, which is a bummer. Thankful I saw anything before End Times.

Warhammer has the idea of the End Times being an invasion of Chaos worshipping wierdos from the tundra of Northern Siberia.

Looks like they got the direction reversed but looking at the left I certainly see plenty of Heralds of Slaanesh...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 01:55 PM (sKqQm)

224 Ceuta.
My Spanish is very rusty from lack of use. I believe it is:

Se-oo-ta. or maybe Seoo-ta. the U is pronounced oo

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 30, 2026 01:55 PM (w3u3d)

225 Persian Gulf closed, Red Sea closed, Mediterranean closed. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 30, 2026 01:55 PM (yMtEt)

226 Heh. That reminds me - when we spoke on the radio we had to talk in no more than, IIRC, 5 second spurts so as to keep Soviet radio detection finders from zeroing in on our positions. This guy must have been a blast (Literally - heh again) on the radio.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (KH0i+)


We were on REFORGER once and he got so frustrated with the radio, that he wrote a 16-page message to the Battalion Commander and sent it by RATT Rig. the commo guys were laughing their asses off.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

227 So those invaders swam over. What is the law regarding the coastlines of countries.

If the shits are near your countries coast can you just shoot them?

I am unclear about law regarding coastlines.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (/QHx4)
_______

The linked articles are somewhat misleading or confusing.

These invaders didn't swim from Morocco to Spain. Ceuta isn't in mainland Spain or Europe. Ceuta is in North Africa. It's a Spanish territory/city that it's on the very north coast of Morocco. You can walk from Morocco to Ceuta.

The problem is there's a fence around Ceuta that extends about 50 feet into the ocean. These invaders swam around the fence. I wouldn't even say "swim." They basically walked 50 feet out into the ocean and around the fence.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

228 If the Spanish government cared they could request our aid under Article 5 of the NATO charter.

No, because Article 6 of the NATO charter specifically excludes the Spanish stations in north Africa from the pact.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 30, 2026 01:56 PM (zdLoL)

229 Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 30, 2026 01:55 PM (yMtEt)


A blast from the past nick that always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (2YhKe)

230 I predict a stupendous increase of rapes in Spain, that the commie government will say is not true.

The Spanish socialists are more direct then the northern European ones. They'll just arrest anyone that reports on it.

That reminds me though was it Germany where a woman got a longer jail sentence for calling her rapist a pig on social media then he got for the rape?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

231 “Wretched Refuse”. Can’t get enough of that.
——

Quality cork is tough to come by for many years now, that’s why artificial “corks” or composite materials are used now. A defective cork will ruin the bottle.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (ZBM1k)

232 Europe. I'm starting to get an idea where our own stupid politicians are getting their ideas.

Posted by: Case at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (bqIVz)

233 We were on the road TO Morocco. Why does everyone else want to leave?

Posted by: Hope and Crosby at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (JM9I6)

234 If Morocco is such a horrible place that they're forced to flee it, who is looking after these men's wives, mothers and daughters while they're away?
Posted by: 29Victor


If they're the best & the brightest, why don't they stay & fix their own shit hole?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (ZQqbB)

235 The traditional response to a domestic leader bringing in a foreign army to conquer your country isn't to complain about it in a social media post.

Are we talkin' a long train of abuses here?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (+ffGB)

236 I was in Rota for 3 days. The town was kind of a dump, but the countryside was nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (wOO3z)

237 Congratulations, GrandPa. Good grandchildren are true wealth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:55 PM (u82oZ)


Thanks and indeed they are.
I'll be swearing my grandson into the Air Force next month.
Sigh...melancholy.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:58 PM (2WIwB)

238 If Spain had a brain, they'd ask Trump for a blockade. He's in the area.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:58 PM (UjdFS)

239 Quality cork is tough to come by for many years now, that’s why artificial “corks” or composite materials are used now. A defective cork will ruin the bottle.
Posted by: Common Tater


Screw top or box wine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 01:58 PM (ZQqbB)

240 Did France send Spain one of those statues with the placard that calls on all the poor, huddled masses to wash up on their shores, too?

Curse the luck. They HAVE to keep them now.

Posted by: red speck at July 30, 2026 01:59 PM (Ve/HL)

241 ...RATT Rig.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)



RATT Rig! Now that's a term I haven't heard in...many decades.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:00 PM (KH0i+)

242 Tommy Robinson on X just called the Sanchez a "fucking wanker" . It fits. I thought France or Ireland would blow up first, looks like it may be Spain

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 02:00 PM (BlDDt)

243 Is Spain that much better than Morocco?

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 02:00 PM (KC5Lt)

244 205 My friend got his Ph.D. after his service, in time - equation relativistic physics.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 01:45 PM (u82oZ)

Hey! You've given me a Grandpa Brag moment!
Granddaughter #2 of Diogenes is a double major in Chemistry and Astro-Physics. Entering her Junior year now and doing very well. Cute too.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:50 PM (2WIwB)

Sounds like there might be math involved.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:01 PM (Zm7n5)

245 Corks are not just used for wine bottles.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 30, 2026 02:01 PM (UjdFS)

246 If the Spanish government cared they could request our aid under Article 5 of the NATO charter.

No, because Article 6 of the NATO charter specifically excludes the Spanish stations in north Africa from the pact.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver


Give that spit of land back to Morocco, go back across the water, and gun anything that tries to follow.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:01 PM (ZQqbB)

247 wth

We had a few Arleigh Burke SM-6 DDGs in Rota, Spain until this year.
Gone now, as Spain kicked out our military due to our conflict with Iran.

Sucks to be a Spaniard today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:01 PM (u82oZ)

248 Willowed from the last thread --

*puts on fresh tin foil hat*

I don't believe any of this is organic. Everything to do with the WNBA is an op. The way Caitlyn and Sophie are treated. The dildo thing. The latest betting thing that was brought to light. It's all pre-planned and intentional for attention to a league that would otherwise be ignored.

Prove me wrong

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 02:01 PM (S0M0K)

249 >, why don't they stay & fix their own shit hole?

Posted by: rickb223
----

that's too hard
easier to relocate, play the Immigrant card, and sponge off your host

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 02:02 PM (ZxPkt)

250 Is Spain that much better than Morocco?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 02:00 PM (KC5Lt)
----
Not for long if this keeps up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:02 PM (FZ29D)

251 If Morocco is such a horrible place that they're forced to flee it, who is looking after these men's wives, mothers and daughters while they're away?
Posted by: 29Victor


If they're the best & the brightest, why don't they stay & fix their own shit hole?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 01:57 PM (ZQqbB)
________

I strongly suspect these are criminals and outcasts and undesirables that Morocco is happy to get rid of. Castro did that for decades; opening his prisons and sending the scum to USA.

See my comment above. This invasion of Ceuta wasn't an organic event. It was all planned and organized and funded.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

252 Once they get their toe in the EU, they can go anywhere. They aren’t limited to Spain.

The evil of the “leadership” is just jaw dropping. Mrs. Clinton included, getting rid of Kadaffi was precisely for this reason, it would seem.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (ZBM1k)

253 It's all pre-planned and intentional for attention to a league that would otherwise be ignored.

Prove me wrong
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 02:01 PM (S0M0K)



I would try, but no one cares. Not even the league. The NBA writes off the loss every year and is a billion dollar league.

No one cares.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (2YhKe)

254 We had a 1st Lt in Vietnam that was so bad one of our mustang Captains gave him Hell in front of the enlisted. "Mr. B, has it ever occurred to you that the troops carry live ammunition?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (gm9Sb)

255 Morocco is 99% Muslim.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (NpAcC)

256 @206

>>I still think your experience is awesome and I love that for you.

Unless you invent something or inherit money, the stock market is the best wealth generator ever invented.

And tech stocks have been some of the best wealth generators.

Even though I loath Msft, they have been my main wealth generator throughout it's history.

If you bought 50k of msft in 2012 or thereabouts, you'd have a million dollars today.

If you bought 1k of KO DRIP in 1988 and bought 50 dollars a week and continue for 38 years, you would have over 600k on a passive outlay of 100k.

And that's just two mechanisms.

You don't really need a lot of money but you do need time and perseverance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (XV/Pl)

257 that's too hard
easier to relocate, play the Immigrant card, and sponge off your host
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 02:02 PM (ZxPkt)



No relation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (2YhKe)

258 I don't believe any of this is organic. Everything to do with the WNBA is an op. The way Caitlyn and Sophie are treated. The dildo thing. The latest betting thing that was brought to light. It's all pre-planned and intentional for attention to a league that would otherwise be ignored.

Prove me wrong
Posted by: Doof

I believe the same.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (wOO3z)

259 that's too hard
easier to relocate, play the Immigrant card, and sponge off your host
Posted by: Don Black


I guess that means they AREN'T the "best & brightest" by default.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (ZQqbB)

260 220 Oh yeah, then why is County Cork in Ireland?
That's where they pull corks.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 01:53 PM (8QPXz)

It's near Limerick, where they tell some real corkers!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:54 PM (2WIwB)

; )

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (Zm7n5)

261 If Morocco is such a horrible place that they're forced to flee it, who is looking after these men's wives, mothers and daughters while they're away?

It is common for "refugees" to have families back home that they will intentionally not bring back to the 1st world country they are in - most Euro girls look down on you having a wife but if she's in Africa or the Middle East...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)

262
Grandchildren are a blessing. We have four,ages 12 to four. They are wonderful. We are blessed they are four blocks from us.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (/QHx4)

263 Fun fact: early cigarette filters were cork

(boy you shoulda seen the typo I caught just before hitting 'post')

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (ZxPkt)

264 Morocco is 99% Muslim.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (NpAcC)



So is Spain, soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:05 PM (2YhKe)

265 why don't they stay & fix their own shit hole?
——

Because the plan isn’t to fix the shitholes, it’s to enshittify Europe.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 02:05 PM (ZBM1k)

266
(boy you shoulda seen the typo I caught just before hitting 'post')
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 02:04 PM (ZxPkt)



Mmmmmmmm........cock......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 30, 2026 02:05 PM (2YhKe)

267 @228 I stand corrected. Oddly they are covered under EU mutual defense treaties

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 02:05 PM (BlDDt)

268 No one cares.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:03 PM (2YhKe)


Which proves me right!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)

269 ——

Because the plan isn’t to fix the shitholes, it’s to enshittify Europe.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 02:05 PM (ZBM1k)



The main goal of islham is to take over the world.

They're succeeding and the left / liberal retards are assisting in every way possible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:06 PM (2YhKe)

270 Fun fact: early cigarette filters were cork

(boy you shoulda seen the typo I caught just before hitting 'post')
Posted by: Don Black



Cued up response: Suck it!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:06 PM (ZQqbB)

271 Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 01:49 PM (viF8m)

The track "Watch The World Burn" from The Dark Knight OST is depressing and haunting. It's really, really well done (Hans Zimmer knows his stuff) but wow...

Posted by: pookysgirl, OST connoisseur at July 30, 2026 02:07 PM (Wt5PA)

272 243 Is Spain that much better than Morocco?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 02:00 PM (KC5Lt)

Spain is in the EU.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:07 PM (Zm7n5)

273
Which proves me right!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 02:06 PM (S0M0K)



Except with all their attempts, no one is paying attention to the league anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:07 PM (2YhKe)

274 Mmmmmmmm........cock......
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 30, 2026 02:05 PM


Back off, fag!

Posted by: The Chicken at July 30, 2026 02:08 PM (Wnv9h)

275 Is Spain that much better than Morocco?
Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 02:00 PM (KC5Lt)
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Not for long if this keeps up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:02 PM (FZ29D)
______

Spain is much better for poor migrants. Much more generous welfare and subsidies.

But the real incentive is that, as I understand it, if you can get to Spain you're in the EU, and then can legally go anywhere.

These invaders aren't in "Spain." They're in a Spanish city/territory in Morocco. I'm not sure what that means in terms of them being able to legally go to Spain itself.

But legal or not, who is gonna stop them?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

276 Cigarettes started out as hand rolled from scrap paper and such, poor people gathering cigar butts. Eventually paper with gummed edge was developed. Rizla has been around since the 1700s at least. Napoleon provided a government contract for rolling papers, because the troops were using manuals and maps and things they shouldn’t to roll up a smoke.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 02:08 PM (ZBM1k)

277 If Spain were serious about stopping Arab immigration, this would be such an easy opportunity.

1.) Seal the port, except to official traffic

2.) Tell the sandmaggots that citizenship ain't happenin'

3.) Evacuate Spaniards to the mainland

4.) Seal the border crossing to Morocco (for real, this time)

5.) Starve them all to death

"Now you're trapped in here with us" is a powerful message.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (BI5O2)

278 We had a 1st Lt in Vietnam that was so bad one of our mustang Captains gave him Hell in front of the enlisted. "Mr. B, has it ever occurred to you that the troops carry live ammunition?".


Deserved or not that conversation should have been in private.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (KH0i+)

279 I keep on waiting for the citizenry to get fed up with the flood of 3rd world "migrants" and start resorting to violent means to eject them.

Posted by: Kyle Richmond at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (VOCjX)

280
Yesterday the grandchildren came here and they had bought a pinata. We rigged it up and what fun everyone had.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 02:11 PM (/QHx4)

281 Spaniards showing the pussy flag and getting rid of traditional bullfighting. There are only three sports, motor racing, mountain climbing, and bullfighting. All others are just games.

Crazy Ernest Hemingway

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 30, 2026 02:11 PM (gm9Sb)

282 Kyle Richmond

The Panopticon surveillance state, with associated forces of repression like the media, Judges, and paid thugs, prevent fighting back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

283 I keep on waiting for the citizenry to get fed up with the flood of 3rd world "migrants" and start resorting to violent means to eject them.
Posted by: Kyle Richmond



Not enough have been infected yet.

(Typo intentional)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:11 PM (ZQqbB)

284 Cork filters? Pshaw. Kent with Mirconite Filter used Asbestos for a couple years in the early 1950s.

Filters were marketed to reduce the Tar, what they didn’t tell you …. they then used a tobacco with an higher Tar content for use with filtered cigarettes.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 02:12 PM (ZBM1k)

285 These assholes don't want tourists, but this shit is OK.

Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 02:12 PM (wOO3z)

286 I keep on waiting for the citizenry to get fed up with the flood of 3rd world "migrants" and start resorting to violent means to eject them.
Posted by: Kyle Richmond at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (VOCjX)
*********
Once the migrants start voting, it's OVER.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

287 there's an interview with one of these guys and he explains how he's fleeing a murder conviction in Morocco

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)

288 Yudhishthira's Dice

If.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:13 PM (u82oZ)

289 These invaders aren't in "Spain." They're in a Spanish city/territory in Morocco. I'm not sure what that means in terms of them being able to legally go to Spain itself.

But legal or not, who is gonna stop them?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)
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They can hop on a ferry to take them straight to Algeciras in Spain. I doubt anyone will stop them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:13 PM (FZ29D)

290 Spain?

They say the ladies are insane there.

And they sure know how to use it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 02:14 PM (wVcYX)

291 I don't believe any of this is organic. Everything to do with the WNBA is an op. The way Caitlyn and Sophie are treated. The dildo thing. The latest betting thing that was brought to light. It's all pre-planned and intentional for attention to a league that would otherwise be ignored.

Prove me wrong
Posted by: Doof

I don't know. It's made headlines but I'm trying to see where something is happening that I don't believe would happen. The dildo throwing? Maybe.

The league is still a laughing stock. It has had a slight bump in attention but it squashed the attempts to monetize and get more attention off Sophie pointing. I'm not seeing where the "op" is.

If the point is to generate headlines I guess it's working sort of? But it's becoming more of a joke not less. An op generally needs to have an endgame, something you want people to learn or accept or do.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:14 PM (Irr+m)

292
279 I keep on waiting for the citizenry to get fed up with the flood of 3rd world "migrants" and start resorting to violent means to eject them.
Posted by: Kyle Richmond at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (VOCjX)

Euros are all sheep. Any that didn’t like being sheep left long ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 02:14 PM (6YiIr)

293 I keep on waiting for the citizenry to get fed up with the flood of 3rd world "migrants" and start resorting to violent means to eject them.
Posted by: Kyle Richmond at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (VOCjX)



They never will. They've been generation after generation of socialist brainwashing and believe their governments know best.

Anyone stepping up and fighting back will be ratted out and stopped like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:14 PM (2YhKe)

294 I keep on waiting for the citizenry to get fed up with the flood of 3rd world "migrants" and start resorting to violent means to eject them.
Posted by: Kyle Richmond


That's the purpose of the globo-assholes; create chaos where normal people feel the need to respond. And then, the elimination of the normals. They want mayhem for their purpose.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (diia5)

295
Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

296 Any investigative journalist that wants to make a name for him or herself, has an easy opportunity in Spain. Spain claims that their violent crime rate is very low. They claim that crime overall is relatively stable dispite the incursion of immigrants from various countries.

BUT, if you research based on specific crimes in Spain, every single crime is increasing rapidly in the last decade. And yet, they still proclaim their overall crime to be stable. Violent crimes, they say, remain steady at 5%. But, if you look specifically at robber, rape, murder and assault. Each of those categories has increased significantly.

This is the norm in every one of these European countries getting deluged by foreigners. They are misrepresenting their crime statistics purposefully, while their media allows it to stand.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)

297 Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD

BlackOrchid I left you a comment at #201 in the 11:00ish thread.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:16 PM (Irr+m)

298 256
Even though I loath Msft, they have been my main wealth generator throughout it's history.

Same here. Only invest in DRIP stocks. I set aside a monthly dollar amount to buy a stock until I get to a predetermined share count, then go shopping for my next one. Had some great winners, a few losers, as well as many "I wish I did invest in that".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 02:17 PM (N39Ws)

299 >>> 282 Kyle Richmond

The Panopticon surveillance state, with associated forces of repression like the media, Judges, and paid thugs, prevent fighting back.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

Unless and/or until enough are pissed off that you get Romanian Christmas II.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2026 02:17 PM (vDZgA)

300 This is the norm in every one of these European countries getting deluged by foreigners. They are misrepresenting their crime statistics purposefully, while their media allows it to stand.
Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)
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Shocked! Say it ain't so!

Posted by: City of Chicago at July 30, 2026 02:17 PM (FZ29D)

301 Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

I want the best for myself and my family, too. Just like everyone on this planet.

So give me your money, Brian.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 02:17 PM (AdHga)

302 @krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (NpAcC)



Tell that to Henry Nowak, asshole.

Or, any OTHER of the THOUSANDS that have been raped or murdered by your 'merely wanting a better life' invaders.

Asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:17 PM (2YhKe)

303 ...This is the norm in every one of these European countries getting deluged by foreigners. They are misrepresenting their crime statistics purposefully, while their media allows it to stand.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)



Kinda like Dem cities here in the US do?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:17 PM (KH0i+)

304 I keep on waiting for the citizenry to get fed up with the flood of 3rd world "migrants" and start resorting to violent means to eject them.
Posted by: Kyle Richmond at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (VOCjX)


They never will. They've been generation after generation of socialist brainwashing and believe their governments know best.

Anyone stepping up and fighting back will be ratted out and stopped like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:14 PM (2YhKe)
_________

The white native populations of Europe are also mostly old and aging and tired and weak. Whatever fight they had in them (if they ever did) is long gone. They just want to hold onto their pensions and run out the clock.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

305 I have been thinking of a trip to see Morocco. If all the Moroccans leave, even better.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (QaH55)

306 Speaking of........

Here's Wikipedia's description of the murder of Henry Nowak........

According to The Guardian and CBC News, British far-right and anti-immigrant politicians have used the murder to push anti-immigrant rhetoric and the "White grievance" narrative—that White people are disadvantaged by racialised people and migrants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (2YhKe)

307 Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

How about BrianKrassenstein be forced to take invaders into his home-say 10 or so? Christianity is not intended to be suicidal empathy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (W90Ou)

308 These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet.
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WRONG. That is not remotely what "everyone" on this planet wants. So you lied or are dumb before you even started speaking.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (Irr+m)

309
The white native populations of Europe are also mostly old and aging and tired and weak. Whatever fight they had in them (if they ever did) is long gone. They just want to hold onto their pensions and run out the clock.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)



Ah. The Megan Rapinoe 'pull up the ladder behind you' method.

How nice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:19 PM (2YhKe)

310 Were I a Spaniard in Ceuta, I'd take off faster than an F86 Sabre out of Casablanca.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 02:19 PM (2ap+5)

311 According to The Guardian and CBC News, British far-right and anti-immigrant politicians have used the murder to push anti-immigrant rhetoric and the "White grievance" narrative—that White people are disadvantaged by racialised people and migrants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (2YhKe)
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Citizens (of any color) ARE disadvantaged by politicians who hand out special favors and privileges (including immunity from criminal activity) to illegal invaders.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 02:20 PM (FZ29D)

312 The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.
——

Eat shit and die asshole

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 02:20 PM (ZBM1k)

313 Aside from the invasion, it looks like rather a nice day there.

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2026 02:20 PM (OlzlW)

314 They won't use the army against the invaders but you can be assured they would use the full force of military and police against anyone who does.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 02:20 PM (YwEeS)

315 Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

Then board them at your house, Brian. You'll be responsible for feeding, housing, and educating them.

Oh wait, you'll never do that, will you?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 30, 2026 02:21 PM (lNxD2)

316 I have been thinking of a trip to see Morocco. If all the Moroccans leave, even better.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 30, 2026 02:18 PM (QaH55)
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It was a great place to visit once. It was on my list. I like exotic destinations. But now it's dangerous and a popular cruising ground for white gays looking for brown sugar. Not my scene.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

317 BBC

Hundreds of migrants swim from Morocco to Spanish enclave of Ceuta

The territory's leader said the influx is overwhelming resources and urged the Spanish government to intervene.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:21 PM (Zm7n5)

318 BlackOrchid I left you a comment at #201 in the 11:00ish thread.


yes three dots I saw that! thank you

trying to get work done and focus elsewhere

have two funerals this weekend so .. well not really looking forward to that either

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 02:21 PM (j+aD2)

319 295
Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.
Posted by: redridinghood



Fine, asshole. How many migrants are sharing a room with your daughter?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 02:22 PM (zTnoe)

320 They won't use the army against the invaders but you can be assured they would use the full force of military and police against anyone who does.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 02:20 PM (YwEeS)



Yup. It really is an upside down world we live in. Something about cursing those who call evil good, and good evil comes to mind.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:22 PM (KH0i+)

321 @krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (NpAcC)


You mean conservatives and Christians who are interested in avoiding being attacked by these people.

Posted by: Emmie at July 30, 2026 02:23 PM (OlzlW)

322 Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 02:21 PM (j+aD2)

Geez, I'm sorry. Perhaps it will be next week when you sleep better then. 😉

I can make people sleep worse or better depending on my mood. You will sleep better.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:23 PM (Irr+m)

323 Has Jumanji seen the light?

Ketanji Brown Jackson tells Michelle Obama it's important for judges to avoid the "appearance of partiality"

https://tinyurl.com/bdfj2bz8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 02:23 PM (ndZc7)

324 also BBC

Father of teen school shooter sentenced to 15 years in prison

Colin Gray's prosecution marks the third time a US parent has been held criminally responsible for a mass shooting carried out by their child, according to CBS News, the BBC's US partner.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:23 PM (Zm7n5)

325 No , we don't have some Christian duty to let savages overrun us.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 02:24 PM (YwEeS)

326 @krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 02:15 PM (NpAcC)


Tell that to Henry Nowak, asshole.

Or, any OTHER of the THOUSANDS that have been raped or murdered by your 'merely wanting a better life' invaders.

Asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:17 PM (2YhKe)

Brian Krassenstein is a loathsome self-gassing Jew who's entire brand is being a comically leftist agitating pest. He's a grifter and financial criminal fraudster.

Oddly, he and his equally loathsome brother live in FL. I'm not sure why the FL local AGs haven't prosecuted these frauds.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

327 >>> 320 They won't use the army against the invaders but you can be assured they would use the full force of military and police against anyone who does.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 02:20 PM (YwEeS)


Yup. It really is an upside down world we live in. Something about cursing those who call evil good, and good evil comes to mind.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:22 PM (KH0i+)

"That book is like, over 100 years old!" -- super SMAAAHHHHRRT 20-something dude from the JEF admin

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2026 02:24 PM (vDZgA)

328 @krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.



Now, watch the video and tell me how many families you see, dickhead.

Not a F*CKING ONE. Because it's NOT families. It's miltary aged males coming to TAKE OVER in the name of islham.

My GOD you're f*cking stupid. F*ck off. Die in a fire set by your own stupidity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:24 PM (2YhKe)

329

Citizens are being thrown out of their homes so the government can move in the invaders. It is awful and it will happen here if we don't stand up against it.

Madman anyone??

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 02:24 PM (/QHx4)

330 The krassensteins' ancestors told Saul not to kill all the Amalekites.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 02:25 PM (2ap+5)

331 Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.
Posted by: redridinghood


Ah, says the humpback who screwed over the 300.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 02:26 PM (S41Gd)

332 https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i2vgon-ClvY/UdDeEF9clVI/

AAAAAAAAAMI/_qbKNbpG5eM/s1600/devil+.JPG

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 02:26 PM (vJmTB)

333 329

Citizens are being thrown out of their homes so the government can move in the invaders. It is awful and it will happen here if we don't stand up against it.

Madman anyone??

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 02:24 PM (/QHx4)

Madman ... Across the Water

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:26 PM (Zm7n5)

334 Citizens are being thrown out of their homes so the government can move in the invaders. It is awful and it will happen here if we don't stand up against it.
___

Oh, they will try.

Difference being, we have the 2nd.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:26 PM (paeOl)

335 Can a cob replace 332 with this:

https://shorturl.fm/Nw0mF

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 02:27 PM (2YhKe)

336 Difference being, we have the 2nd.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:26 PM (paeOl)

Coming?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:27 PM (Irr+m)

337 Krassenstein doesn't seem to realize the invaders would kill him the second they found out he was Jewish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 02:28 PM (BlDDt)

338 Ketanji Brown Jackson tells Michelle Obama it's important for judges to avoid the "appearance of being weaned on dick"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 02:28 PM (vJmTB)

339
AG
@AGHamilton29
2h
It is important to note that Spain and their socialist PM enacted an unprecedented plan earlier this year to give legal status to hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants.

Incentives matter.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:29 PM (Zm7n5)

340 https://shorturl.fm/Nw0mF
Linkee no workee

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (vJmTB)

341 Amazing world we have where women and children are never refugees. We should all be proud that we have achieved such a civilization.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (n5tGW)

342
If the government kills off the legit taxpayers who will be left to support the worthless who live off our hard earned money?

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (/QHx4)

343 Incentives matter.
Posted by: m

Best two word explanation of economics. Ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (u82oZ)

344 333 Madman ... Across the Water

and fire in the sky

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (oY6Yp)

345 Brit serial killer a fan of Dexter.

Superfan Of Serial Killers Ends Up Being Serial Killer

The surprising-not-surprising part, meanwhile, is that, per The Independent, Desborough was "a fan of TV serial killer Dexter;" he reportedly told an investigator that he "particularly enjoyed the dismemberment scenes" in the television show.

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For my money, a good disembowelment beats a good dismemberment. Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (ndZc7)

346 Citizens are being thrown out of their homes so the government can move in the invaders. It is awful and it will happen here if we don't stand up against it.
___

Oh, they will try.

Difference being, we have the 2nd.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy


And at that point? Nothing to lose.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (ZQqbB)

347 338 Ketanji Brown Jackson tells Michelle Obama it's important for judges to avoid the "appearance of being weaned on dick"
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 02:28 PM (vJmTB)

=======

What does that mean?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (2ap+5)

348 Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet. The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.
Posted by: redridinghood


Ah, says the humpback who screwed over the 300.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 02:26 PM (S41Gd)
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Odd scene in the movie that undermines Leo's status, IMO. The humpback was clearly not Spartan material, but all Leo had to do was give him some ceremonial position in the army and that would have been enough. Instead, Leo tells him to fuck off. He musta known that was risky. But he did it anyway, and it ended up killing all his men. Dumb.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

349 Coming?
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:27 PM (Irr+m)
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That's a given.

Ammendment.

There are areas in this country that they know better to try that.

Places like NYC, otoh...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (paeOl)

350 Guy Mohawk

We need to send low-T Leftest men to the villages where the invaders left all their women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (u82oZ)

351 Ceuta could institute a policy of no shelter, no food, and no water. Let them swim back home.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (ip4QZ)

352 As long as we’re speaking of leftists who disdain traditional Christianity, here what Texan Talarico has to say:

“I’ve learned as much about my faith from Salman’s tradition, from the Islamic mystics, from poets like Rumi, as much as I have from Christian authors..."

I’d be interested to know what these Moslem mystics have to say about he Lordship of Jesus Christ - hint, they don’t because they’re not Christian and which Christian mystics and other Christian writers Talarico actually did read, if any.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (JrHfD)

353 Morocco is a blend of the Bible, and Hollywood.

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 02:32 PM (ZxPkt)

354 And at that point? Nothing to lose.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:30 PM (ZQqbB)
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Pretty much.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:32 PM (paeOl)

355 The fact that so many conservatives and so-called Christians are attacking them is disgusting.

Oh no some social media asshole is disgusted by my opposition to foreign invasion! I guess I'd better support my own destruction, then. I can't disappoint some faraway douchenozzle!!

Seriously - why do they think ANYONE cares about their disgust?

Posted by: weew at July 30, 2026 02:32 PM (KjFHZ)

356 Seriously - why do they think ANYONE cares about their disgust?

Posted by: weew at July 30, 2026 02:32 PM (KjFHZ)

The moral high ground feeds their side.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:33 PM (Irr+m)

357 These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet.
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Cool story bro.

Just like me.

I don't have Twitter influencer faggot money like you.

So top up my stack. RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

That's how compassion works, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 02:33 PM (BI5O2)

358 357 These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet.


Looks like most of those men left their wives and kids home...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 02:34 PM (mwPBr)

359 287 there's an interview with one of these guys and he explains how he's fleeing a murder conviction in Morocco
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 02:12 PM (j+aD2)

Family values don’t stop at the Strait of Gibraltar ~ GWB

Posted by: TxAnn at July 30, 2026 02:34 PM (SjAWL)

360 It will be worth it to be able to get good Moroccan food at 2 am.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2026 02:35 PM (GUOwU)

361 Morocco is a blend of the Bible, and Hollywood.


Isn't that where the original Star Wars was filmed? Or was it Algeria. Sand People, regardless.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:35 PM (KH0i+)

362 As long as we’re speaking of leftists who disdain traditional Christianity, here what Texan Talarico has to say:

“I’ve learned as much about my faith from Salman’s tradition, from the Islamic mystics, from poets like Rumi, as much as I have from Christian authors..."

I’d be interested to know what these Moslem mystics have to say about he Lordship of Jesus Christ - hint, they don’t because they’re not Christian and which Christian mystics and other Christian writers Talarico actually did read, if any.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (JrHfD)
______

Well, he is envious of Muhammad's exciting encounter in the desert with al-Zutt.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

363 Ceuta could institute a policy of no shelter, no food, and no water. Let them swim back home.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


They're going to institute that policy unintentionally anyway. No one in that area of the world can absorb that many mouths overnight. .

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:35 PM (ZQqbB)

364 > These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet.
----

fuck'em
go somewhere else

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 02:35 PM (ZxPkt)

365 I’d be interested to know what these Moslem mystics have to say about he Lordship of Jesus Christ - hint, they don’t because they’re not Christian and which Christian mystics and other Christian writers Talarico actually did read, if any.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (JrHfD)
___

Doesn't matter what they think.

They, along with the rest of us, will stand before Him, either as the Judge of us...or our Savior.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:36 PM (paeOl)

366 One benefit I suppose, I learned a little geography. I did not know about Cueta and where it was and which country it belonged to.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 02:36 PM (n5tGW)

367 Yep. 3am kebabs and ass-raping.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 02:36 PM (wOO3z)

368 Morocco is a blend of the Bible, and Hollywood.


Isn't that where the original Star Wars was filmed? Or was it Algeria. Sand People, regardless.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:35 PM (KH0i+)
______

Tunisia

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

369 These people merely want the best life for themselves and their families, just like everyone on this planet.


Looks like most of those men left their wives and kids home...
Posted by: It's me donna


GUYS WEEKEND!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 02:36 PM (ZQqbB)

370 Mohammed Atta just wanted what was best for himself and his family. Like "everyone" else.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 02:36 PM (Irr+m)

371 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 02:31 PM (JrHfD)


Talarico is a serpent. In my opinion.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:37 PM (KH0i+)

372 Like most of Europe, the Spaniards are already conquered, ruled by people that hate them and seek to erase their distinctiveness from the face of the Earth. The question is whether they will throw off their chains, and take their country back from the genocidal crazies in charge.

Deus Vult!

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 02:37 PM (Sy6m/)

373 Isn't that where the original Star Wars was filmed? Or was it Algeria. Sand People, regardless.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Tunisia

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 02:37 PM (wOO3z)

374 >>>No , we don't have some Christian duty to let savages overrun us.

Posted by: steevy

>Our Christian duty is to keep them out of the chicken coop so they aren't fucking the chickens.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 02:38 PM (8E0Ba)

375 Looks like most of those men left their wives and kids home...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 02:34 PM (mwPBr)
__

Because they're military-aged invaders.

You don't bring the wife and kiddies to war.

That's after conquest.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:38 PM (paeOl)

376 These people merely want the best life for themselves, at the cost of our lives. So offer up your necks, bigots!

Posted by: weew at July 30, 2026 02:38 PM (KjFHZ)

377 https://shorturl.fm/Nw0mF
Linkee no workee
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Speaking of forecasts . . .

https://tinyurl.com/7s2xx695

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 02:39 PM (ndZc7)

378
Imagine getting the knock on your door telling you have to move because some worthless shits are going to be moved into your home.

It is going to happen here.

Madman is taking baby steps, it is part of his plan to take over the country.

Posted by: four seasons at July 30, 2026 02:39 PM (/QHx4)

379 The most important question is whether or not the refugees acknowledged they were on stolen land when they entered Spain.

Posted by: MJ at July 30, 2026 02:40 PM (XOmY9)

380 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:36 PM (paeOl)

I am not disputing that . I just find it bizarre for a man who says he is a Christian to claim that he’s learned so much about his ( Christian ) faith from people who aren’t Christians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 02:40 PM (JrHfD)

381 What's best for them apparently is rape and pillaging, but what's best for other people? This dude doesn't care. Seems un-Christian.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2026 02:41 PM (n5tGW)

382 Imagine getting the knock on your door telling you have to move because some worthless shits are going to be moved into your home.

It is going to happen here.


To paraphrase Solzhenitsyn, it's at that point where you know you're already dead. So may as well start blastin'

Posted by: weew at July 30, 2026 02:41 PM (6NUdT)

383 Tunisia
Tunisia sammich

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 02:41 PM (kj2Rj)

384 Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:37 PM (KH0i+)

He’s certainly a very weird man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 02:41 PM (JrHfD)

385 Imagine getting the knock on your door telling you have to move because some worthless shits are going to be moved into your home.

It is going to happen here.

Madman is taking baby steps, it is part of his plan to take over the country.



Everybody has a line that won't be crossed. That would be one of mine.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:42 PM (KH0i+)

386 nood ukraine

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (Zm7n5)

387 324 also BBC

Father of teen school shooter sentenced to 15 years in prison

Colin Gray's prosecution marks the third time a US parent has been held criminally responsible for a mass shooting carried out by their child, according to CBS News, the BBC's US partner.
Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 02:23 PM (Zm7n5)
**********
Good! Now do the same to parents of murder trans children shooting up schools.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (hzuYO)

388 Imagine getting the knock on your door telling you have to move because some worthless shits are going to be moved into your home.
___

LOL...

Sorry, but I have access to a backhoe and pewpews.

And my neighbors will be happy to join in the festivities.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (paeOl)

389 NOOD Ukraine Drones

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (Y2/Vj)

390 Everybody has a line that won't be crossed. That would be one of mine.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at July 30, 2026 02:42 PM (KH0i+)
__

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 30, 2026 02:44 PM (paeOl)

391 I haven't the faintest idea who Brian Krassenstein is. But, it seems clear that he possesses no idea about the concept of "sovereign nations". Andl, if he does, he is willing to ignore it.

This is the egregiousness of "globalism" in a nutshell. You build a society that is productive and safe, while your neighbor builds a society based on graft, corruption, nepotism and the illogical. That neighbor shows up at your door and demands to be let in because their place is a mess and they are disinclined to fix it or are incapable of doing so. The latter is more likely as they bring that graft, crime, corruption etc. with them to your place and start dismantling everything you have accomplished while simutaneously claiming ownership.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2026 02:45 PM (dIske)

392 356 Seriously - why do they think ANYONE cares about their disgust?

Posted by: weew


Social media feeds self delusion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2026 02:46 PM (0Htd1)

393 First went to Spain when Franco ran the place. Spanish cops then would beat the crap out of you for looking sideways at them. Last time I was there in 2004 it had already gone to shit hole status in at lot the cities. Now hell is coming in on the tide.

Posted by: Cosda at July 30, 2026 02:54 PM (zj7mM)

394 Camp of the Saints is not by any means a 'classic', nor even a good book overall. The characters are wooden, and there's basically only one overarching plot that repeats itself chapter after chapter. But that repetition is eerily accurate in its portrayal of the Western elites' ongoing suicidal acquiescence to invasion and conquest.

Posted by: craig at July 30, 2026 02:58 PM (1dUlh)

395 refugees acknowledged they were on stolen land

Pretty sure Phoenicians 'stole' it from proto-Berbers
before Rome was founded.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 30, 2026 03:04 PM (zdLoL)

396 Good! Now do the same to parents of murder trans children shooting up schools.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 02:43 PM (hzuYO)

Do the same to the govt officials who let violent illegals into the country

Posted by: night lifted at July 30, 2026 03:10 PM (kJmLc)

397
Just military aged, able-bodied men.
Just like here.

Even calling them "migrants" is a lie.

And we have our own socialist and cartel judges here doing all they can to prevent us from stopping this southern invasion.
Aided and abetted by at least 10 Republicans in the Senate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 01:20 PM (3cUTc)

So if you are not a military aged male, immigration laws don’t apply? I think they apply to…everybody. And let’s face it: this is also the age of guys who are able bodied and will work in manual labor and much else besides. If nothing is stopping you from leaving home for work, you bloody well do.

That being said, I wish the spanish authorities would have mowed them all down to set an example.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 30, 2026 10:54 PM (Ne9Lw)

The Gay Communists of the WNBA Micro-Fandom Harass, Threaten Two Teenage Girls for Supporting Sophie Cunningham and All-Female Sports

Just disgraceful. They're animals.

WNBA Team Co-Owner Fined, Suspended for Harassing Teen Fans over Opposition to Men in Women's Sports


The Seattle Storm apologized after the team's co-owner Celeste Keaton harassed two teenage fans during a home game over their opposition to trans-identifying males participating in women's sports.

Keaton was fined by the WNBA and suspended from the Storm's next five home games for berating two teenage girls at Tuesday's game against the Indiana Fever. The girls were wearing "XX XY Athletics" shirts and holding signs expressing support for Sophie Cunningham, a Fever guard who has spoken out in support of fairness in women's and girls' sports.

"We apologize that this happened," the Seattle Storm said in a statement. "Everyone who attends a Storm game deserves to feel welcome, and we remain committed to creating an inclusive environment where every fan is treated with respect."

The girls' signs read, "Thank you, Sophie #8, for speaking up for girls!"

"Bravo to those girls for standing up for what they believe," Cunningham posted on X. "You'll be hearing from me soon."

In an interview after the game, the teenage girls told podcaster Brandi Kruse that Keaton swore at them until one of them broke down in tears.

"This older lady comes up to us and she asks, 'What are you guys doing?'" one of the girls told Kruse. "And she's like, 'Oh I hope Jesus can forgive you for what sin you've done.'" Then the woman called the girls "F***ing insane" and pointed to her head. One of the girls started sobbing.

"I've never been yelled at like that. I've had people hate on me on the internet, but it doesn't really affect me as much," she said. "That just took me by surprise because I thought she was going to be nice, and she just started screaming at us and cussing at us."

...

When the girls later learned that the woman who swore at them was a co-owner of the Storm, they were shocked and disappointed. They said the rest of the game was difficult to sit through.

...


When the group entered the stadium, they were heckled by fans who continued to boo Cunningham each time she touched the ball. Fans would also boo the girls when they took pictures before the game as well as between quarters.


The only consolation is that the sympathy people used to have for these monsters for being the "underdog" and "oppressed" is disappearing and people are seeing them simply as the monsters they are, deserving of whatever ill-fortune karma and their own hateful decisions bring on them.

Here's what I mean:


Sophie Cunningham praised the girls:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:08 PM




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1 thug life

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (MWfyi)

2 Green Dildos.

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (Q+gd/)

3 good for those girls. very brave!

and these leagues can't just be lesbo playgrounds. use your heads dummies!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (j+aD2)

4 Not blade

Posted by: Accomack at July 30, 2026 12:10 PM (0GcCC)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

6 Good Afternoon Ace.

Ace, check out the newest post at Twitchy. The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (BlDDt)

7 Huh. I Googled "how did celeste keaton make her money" and got nothing relevant. How did she make her money? It can't be via a husband.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

8 F*ck the WNBA.

They've made their decision on what they want their league to be.

It doesn't include anywhere close to anyone like me.

Sorry, but go bankrupt. Don't need ya. Don't want ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (2YhKe)

9 I am not sure how that works - that a team can suspend a co-owner, but I'm glad that they did .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 12:12 PM (vxQju)

10 Co owner should be perma-banned, not just for 5 games.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2026 12:12 PM (NnhvP)

11 This is who the left is.

They have no problem going after CHILDREN if they have decided they are unpersons.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 30, 2026 12:12 PM (N1DT3)

12 F*ck the WNBA.

They've made their decision on what they want their league to be.

It doesn't include anywhere close to anyone like me.

Sorry, but go bankrupt. Don't need ya. Don't want ya.


They won't, because they are subsidized by the NBA. Fan numbers are irrelevant to them.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

13 Soiboy with the pornstache needed to be laid out with commentary by Steve Inman to follow.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (J4Dwc)

14 The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Pete Rose nods.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (NnhvP)

15 This is Celeste Keaton

She doesn't look like the sort to be interested in women with huge cocks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

16 Cranky old lesbian Karens are the worst Karens.

Had that guy? spit in my face he would have found himself mangled at the bottom of the stairs.

Maybe they should stop the entire green dildo game of thrones?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:14 PM (hzuYO)

17 It's a political op or it has turned into one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:14 PM (wOO3z)

18 TBF, co-ownership of a WNBA team can be yours too for just $499 or 12 easy monthly installments of $48.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 30, 2026 12:14 PM (NYInA)

19 @7 Archimedes, at X someone posted she is the long time partner of a Storm woman co-owner named Brummel who's worth 9 figures.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (BlDDt)

20 Cursing at your customers is not a very good business model.

Posted by: huerfano at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (VJX5o)

21 Ace, check out the newest post at Twitchy. The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (BlDDt)


In fairness, Angel Reece bet that she'd make a basket so she's lost a lot of money. -- WNBA

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)

22 Shut the whole thing down...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (FtULh)

23 Bold, they are... until someone punches them in the face.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

24 This is among the things I need to prepare my children for.

The left will continue getting increasingly violent with anyone, ANYONE, they consider an enemy.

Even children now have to be concerned that some nutjob leftist will attack them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (N1DT3)

25 I saw this on GP.

What a group of ......!

Is there anything more ghetto than the WNBA?
Car-jackings.
Inner-city looting.
Baby daddies and welfare, I guess.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Sco7b)

26 Imagine a world where you believe only girls should play in girls' sports and someone having the temerity to get in your face and say you're "f*cking insane" for saying it. I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.

*looks skyward for angels with trumpets*

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (qBdHI)

27 15 This is Celeste Keaton

She doesn't look like the sort to be interested in women with huge cocks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (zYpTz)

28 19 @7 Archimedes, at X someone posted she is the long time partner of a Storm woman co-owner named Brummel who's worth 9 fig

Ah, thanks. Now, following that thread, how did the Brummel woman make her money? Did anyone actually build a business?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

29 Without a doubt, that is exactly what I expected Celeste Keaton to look like.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (80qM2)

30 WNBA isn't even sports. It is a show for lesbians and cross dressers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (ldxYn)

31 WNBA needs a new name. MLGBA. Mean Lesbian Girls Basketball Association.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (5rh/l)

32 Huh. I Googled "how did celeste keaton make her money" and got nothing relevant. How did she make her money? It can't be via a husband.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)


She is a minority owner. I would bet a VERY minority owner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

33 Sophie and that other chick should decamp to Euriope, create another chick league, build up a champion team, come back, and wipe the floor with WBNANAYE+... At least that's the movie I see.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 12:17 PM (diia5)

34
Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (zYpTz)

They want to win ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:18 PM (FtULh)

35 @28 just Googled Brummel , she spent 25 years at Microsoft starting in 1989.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:18 PM (BlDDt)

36 I really want to see more videos of see you next tuesdays like this on the receiving end of full on haymakers. They feel way too fucking safe getting in peoples faces for my taste. There should be an entire content hungry youtube channel for it. I'd subscribe.

Posted by: Plunge Turdswatter at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (w1Bba)

37 Even children now have to be concerned that some nutjob leftist will attack them.

--

Like that Canadian pink haired freak who recently walked up and smacked a teenaged girl for wearing Trump attire.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (qBdHI)

38 Celeste Keaton: deranged diesel dyke

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

39 When a chicken and a snake love each other very much...

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (MHoFz)

40 Sophie Cunningham is going to be an insanely wealthy girl when all of this is over.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (Dds21)

41 The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.

Any mediocre male college basketball player could "transition", and immediately become the WNBA's superstar.

Officially, the WNBA claims that no trannies have been interested in playing in the WNBA.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (aD4fx)

42 This is Celeste Keaton


She lacks the raw, animal sexuality of Lori Lightfoot....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

43
In fairness, Angel Reece bet that she'd make a basket so she's lost a lot of money. -- WNBA
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (ExV1e)



Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

44 Bottom line, democrats / leftists are demonic lunatics and are an existential threat to all that we hold dear.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (XV/Pl)

45 how did the Brummel woman make her money?"

VP of "human resources" at microsoft...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (XuXeR)

46 If there was competent leadership at the NBA (there's not), this dumpster fire would have folded several seasons ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (wOO3z)

47 Celeste Keaton looks like a man.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (NpAcC)

48 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.

*looks skyward for angels with trumpets*
Posted by: Lady in Black


We are at the point where if you explain XX and XY chromosomes determine sex, a doctor will tell you you're insane.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (ldxYn)

49 This is Celeste Keaton

This is Celeste Keaton's Subaru ...

Posted by: far cry at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (X+NGn)

50 The WNBA is the public-housing version of professional sports.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

51
She lacks the raw, animal sexuality of Lori Lightfoot....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

Ew.

Posted by: Plunge Turdswatter at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (w1Bba)

52 Wouldn't being an 'Owner' of a WNBA Team mean that you had a large outstanding debt?

I mean...the entire league is losing money. I can't imagine any of the Franchises are worth anything?

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (Dds21)

53 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:19 PM (qBdHI)

In the US. On Independence Day.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 12:22 PM (lFFaq)

54 Ah, thanks. Now, following that thread, how did the Brummel woman make her money? Did anyone actually build a business?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

Sold China figurines?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (1z8ji)

55 Celeste Keaton looks like a man.
Posted by: redridinghood


I assume that is the goal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (ldxYn)

56 Archimedes, at X someone posted she is the long time partner of a Storm woman co-owner named Brummel who's worth 9 figures.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:15 PM (BlDDt)


Lisa Brummel was the head of HR at Microsoft.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (ExV1e)

57 Had that guy? spit in my face he would have found himself mangled at the bottom of the stairs."

Yeah. I'd have just stood back as Mrs would've taken him down...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (XuXeR)

58 ce, check out the newest post at Twitchy. The WNBA media account posted a video of Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the dumbest sports league history
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (BlDDt)



They bet on the all-star game, which means nothing and it was a bet between the 2 players.

A nothingburger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (2YhKe)

59 Why is this not criminal assault?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (snNWc)

60 Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.

Answer: they don't.

No trannies in women's professional basketball or soccer, despite the fact that a mediocre male would be league superstar.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (aD4fx)

61 The owner should have been pelted with green dildos

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

62 >>The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.


Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you...

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (Dds21)

63 ]Celeste Keaton looks like a man.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (NpAcC)



She wishes she could swing what she can't get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:24 PM (2YhKe)

64 The WNBA can’t die fast enough

They’d have been out of business long ago if the NBA wasn’t propping them up financially. Thank you, Skeletor Adam Silver

Players like Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham could’ve saved the league but they’d rather be unpopular I guess

That owner is coyote ugly

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:24 PM (+gA9j)

65 I mean...the entire league is losing money. I can't imagine any of the Franchises are worth anything?"

Not the point. It's all a payoff from the NBA.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (XuXeR)

66 > Celeste Keaton
--------
Looks more like a "Larry" or "Bert"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (2Cry5)

67 The dildo throwing will continue until morale improves!

Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (y9ksN)

68 Last year a few college guys made good money betting on every game that Angel Reece was in. They bet she'd miss her first shot and she did it in 6 consecutive games

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (BlDDt)

69 "lesbo playgrounds. use your heads dummies!"

Uh, in case you have never seen it up close, that is what they do.....

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (GMWTj)

70 Unfortunately Sophie and Caitlan are mostly on the left (as far as I can see), but at least they stand against some of the leftist extremists' worst policies.

That team owners and even the Fever coach seem to blame Caitlan for all the hate she gets ... shows how deep the leftist rot goes. And at least some of the spitting and child hating fans suggest it is more universal in the league than it should be.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (vbXSk)

71 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

72 >>>The Seattle Storm apologized

But no apology from the actual wrong-doer.

>>>This is Celeste Keaton

She just continues to be ugly, inside and out.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (8mulE)

73 I just skipped to the pic of the owner.

It looks exactly like I expected.

Posted by: Trumpy at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (wtTZq)

74 This shit never happens at the Saturday night mud wrestling events at my local strip club.

Why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (3OxeG)

75 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (enNUy)

76 Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)
********
Her caterpillar fake eyelashes got in the way, I reckon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (hzuYO)

77 Keaton's actually the long-time partner of Storm coowner Lisa Brummel/i]

Yeah for those of you into busty lesbians don't look up pictures of these two.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

78 Microsquat loves them lesbos. Bill Gates even made some.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (MWfyi)

79 What is it that makes Sea-Tac so insane? Maybe rocket scientists are not good with children.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)

80 Looks more like a "Larry" or "Bert"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (2Cry5)



It's PAT!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2YhKe)

81
This has been a fake sport platformed on a real one, like what happened to wrestling 80 years ago.

As a staged distraction for corrupt and obsolete "gender" politics and opponents alike, it sucks.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Y8DZL)

82 Yeah, I don't get why these old school lesbians, which is probably 100% of WNBA coaching staff, would go along with allowing trannies on the women's courts.

I've been saying for years now that the LGBs letting the Ts into their coalition because they perceived that they had a common enemy (i.e. normals) was a mistake.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (vTZFs)

83 The owner should have been pelted with green dildos
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (sKqQm)

She and her "partner" probably have dozens of them already.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (1z8ji)

84 What is it that makes Sea-Tac so insane? Maybe rocket scientists are not good with children.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)



Lack of sun. The vitamin D deficiency really f*cks with the brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (2YhKe)

85 This is great news -- they just created an icon -- those XX/XY shirts are a new symbol. They should thank that pathetic old lesbian for yelling at them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (3OxeG)

86 79 What is it that makes Sea-Tac so insane? Maybe rocket scientists are not good with children.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (2ap+5)

All that rain.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (mwPBr)

87 Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you...

I volunteer as tribute!

See I know the memes too kids!

Posted by: David French at July 30, 2026 12:27 PM (sKqQm)

88 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate

You're forced to acknowledge that this is normal, comrade. You will accept the mindfuck and at least pretend that you like it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (wOO3z)

89 ********
Her caterpillar fake eyelashes got in the way, I reckon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (hzuYO)



She was going in for a layup and got her shot blocked by a player that wasn't trying to block her shot.

She f*cking SUCKS. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (2YhKe)

90 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Storm

The team is currently owned by Force 10 Hoops LLC, which is composed of Seattle businesswomen Dawn Trudeau, Lisa Brummel, and Ginny Gilder, along with former player Sue Bird and NFL player Bobby Wagner.

Why no mention of co-owner Celeste Keaton, Wikipedia?

Posted by: No Name Today at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (8mulE)

91 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.

What comes after that?

Posted by: weew at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (a0XFK)

92 Gentleman you can't celebrate women in here - this is the WNBA!!!

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:28 PM (Irr+m)

93
Basketball in general has become a big bore.

In men's basketball, it almost all 3-point shots, and multiple fouls at the end to play the numbers game, so teams can't catch up.

Boooooring!

I guess teams have broke the games "code" and broke the game at the same time.

And the WNBA...meh, let it survive on it's own merits or lack thereof without welfare from the NBA.

Green Dildos all around!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (iJfKG)

94 Angle and Celeste.... What cruel irony for the parents...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (mwPBr)

95 Diane Keaton >>>>>>>>>> Celeste Keaton

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

96 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.

Huh. Now there's a thought.

Posted by: Brittney Griner at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (vTZFs)

97 I played over 30 basketball for a few years and I have no doubt that the teams in those leagues could beat a WNBA team. The quality of basketball is awful

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (BlDDt)

98 Yeah but what bathroom does he/she use? Because public bathrooms are where it's at.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (UjdFS)

99 94 Angle and Celeste.... What cruel irony for the parents...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (mwPBr)


Angel... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:29 PM (mwPBr)

100 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate


Meh, no one wants that.

The trannies want to be able to force normies to have sex with them

The people pushing trannyism want reliable foot soldiers

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (sKqQm)

101 This has been a fake sport platformed on a real one, like what happened to wrestling 80 years ago.

As a staged distraction for corrupt and obsolete "gender" politics and opponents alike, it sucks.
Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:26 PM (Y8DZL)

Basketball is a fake sport ab initio. Naismith invented it as an "activity" for athletes to engage in during winter, when field sports were untenable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)

102 16 Cranky old lesbian Karens are the worst Karens.

-----------------

*glares at ChristyBlinkey*

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (WkL+O)

103 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate


Revolution. And more revolution. There is no end point to marxism. The goal is murdering any and all that say no. It's gnostic cult stuff. The initiates are cult lackeys that do the murder stuff and die in the process. The acolytes program them. The adepts who program the acolytes think they'll be in charge. And the few psychos that program the acolytes enjoy the whole disaster.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (diia5)

104 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.

--

I truly believe they just revel in debauchery of any kind, and bastardization of normal, decent society.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:30 PM (qBdHI)

105 "Basketball is a fake sport ab initio. "

Now do golf.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 12:31 PM (MWfyi)

106 Naismith invented it as an "activity" for athletes to engage in during winter, when field sports were untenable"


It's just peachy

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

107 Somebody want to ask that Duke co-owner why she doesn't pay the players what they are worth?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (wMHLU)

108 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate
--------

The Left needs a completely sexless society. They can have nothing beyond or outside the State. Nothing to be worshiped or attended to or joyful about.

There are other anti-human factors but that's the nutshell version.

And with me you don't want anything but the nutshell version. Trust me.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Irr+m)

109
Ace, you know how I hate to beg, but the nasty fat girl vs. dime store Mandami enate debate in Michigan the other night was the best horror-comedy of the year, and deserves your cruel perspective.

There's gold there.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)

110 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.
Posted by: steevy

Crap, just missed my chance.

Posted by: LeBron at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (snNWc)

111 Celeste Keaton is a wallet chain short of wearing flannel

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (rbvCR)

112 Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)


But she's the one who's supposed to bring in the interest, not Clark, because she's 'pretty'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (ExV1e)

113 "This older lady comes up to us and she asks, 'What are you guys doing?'" one of the girls told Kruse.

"And she's like, 'Oh I hope Jesus can forgive you for what sin you've done.'"


Lesbo best be careful about throwing that Name around.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (ZQqbB)

114 Honestly I'm surprised some dude hasn't declared himself a woman and dominated the WNBA yet.
Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS)

In my fever dreams, Lebron Leflop James would retire from the NBA, declare that he’s a woman and at age 43 he’s still in great shape… he could average 100 ppg. Being a great leftist himself it’d be funny watching the lefties trying to decide if it was wonderful or awful. James is so big and powerful he might kill 2 or 3 opposing players per game by pure accident running them over. It would be fabulous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (yz/88)

115 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!

Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (y9ksN)

116 Are the other pro sports forced to finance a money drain girls league or just the NBA?

Posted by: Burning $$$ For Fun And Profit at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (JM9I6)

117 Somebody want to ask that Duke co-owner why she doesn't pay the players what they are worth?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (wMHLU)

And have them starve?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (1z8ji)

118 Doof had some highlights of Lezzy All Star game the other night.

What a fucking hoot. It was real bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (wOO3z)

119 First world problems can be so stupid. This crap is beneath being a problem.

Posted by: Case at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (bqIVz)

120 The WBMBA.

The wanna be men basketball association.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (2YhKe)

121 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
......

Turning public restrooms into dating sites?

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (UjdFS)

122 Angel Reese made it to the all-star game, somehow.

She MUST be the first all-star in sports history to score ZERO POINTS.

She sucks INCREDIBLY bad. How embarrassing for your 'league.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:21 PM (2YhKe)

But she's the one who's supposed to bring in the interest, not Clark, because she's 'pretty'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Sid Anal Greese doesn't bring shit to the game. He "mebound" stats are a joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (ZQqbB)

123 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.
~~~~~
What comes after that?


This is where we turn to Romans 1 and note that there are four conditions sequentially more depraved where as a result, "God turns them over to..."

We are Stage IV Reprobation:
God gave them up to a debased mind...those who practice such things deserve to die, they not only do them but approval to those who practice them.

IOW, Reprobation. Eternity in Hell. Salvation is not available to them.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (+4Cf6)

124 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!

--

Bowling for Dollars >>>>>>> WNBA

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

125 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan


Grass grow or paint dry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (ZQqbB)

126 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (y9ksN)

I’d choose the rack over being drawn and quartered

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (yz/88)

127 Innertube saying, _ 'Never forget what they did in the name of science.' How about, Never forget what they haven't done in the name of the law?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (vOxCS)

128 what's the end game of everyone being a tranny? is it a power trip to see if you can brainwash people? i'm not getting the point of the whole thing.
Posted by: nckate

--------------------

It is essential to the regime to show that *they* define reality, and only *they* have power. So they take extreme position just to assert their authority (which is a bullying tactic.)

It also disrupts the "five olds" of family, society, religion, sanity, grammar, etc., and it embraces a radical (insane) minority group. So to them it is all upside.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (3OxeG)

129 "Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you..."

Some X post on the Sophie thing had commenters responding about Griner definitely being a man. (too bad we gave up a terrorist to get "it" back) idk, but it sure seems possible, and her teammates must know. If so, WNBA has already decided the males can compete in the league ....

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

130 What a fucking hoot. It was real bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:34 PM (wOO3z)


It was middle school PE level bad. Corky could have aced the whole team.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (rbvCR)

131 I do believe we're at the part in the Bible where it says we'll be saying evil is good and good is evil.
~~~~~
What comes after that?


Hopefully Jesus.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (ZQqbB)

132 I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.

And from what I can gather, she's a "minority" owner. Which probably means they stuck a fat fugly bull dyke into a ceremonial ownership position for PR purposes.

Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

133 "Brittney Griner's Penis......."

Okay, I know what my next screen name is going to be!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:36 PM (YVxq2)

134 The dude spit something in the opposing team's fan's face. And DIDN'T go flying backwards down the stairs as self-defense for a biological attack?

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (2YhKe)

135 Grass grow or paint dry.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (ZQqbB)

Concrete setting can be a real thriller, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)

136 Bowling for Dollars >>>>>>> WNBA"

Roller Derby!

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

137 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan
.......

I will when they start throwing green dildos around.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (UjdFS)

138 Now do golf.

Golf is a game, not a sport.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

139 The rack could take a while. I would chose drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (wOO3z)

140 (preemptive desock)

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (vTZFs)

141 2026 WNBA All-Star Highlights:

https://tinyurl.com/4xu8v8rc

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (WkL+O)

142 The WNBA was never a serious sports league. It was always a sociological experiment.

Posted by: Ol Blue Eyes at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (/Xzh8)

143 This is our hour!!!

Posted by: Flying Green Dildoes at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (kgE5c)

144 I’d choose the rack over being drawn and quartered
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:35 PM (yz/8

Some racks, especially so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:38 PM (1z8ji)

145
Any woman with a dangling participle is a man.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (OkYzo)

146 The Roanoke Rugmunchers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (wOO3z)

147 The WNBA was never a serious sports league. It was always a sociological experiment.
Posted by: Ol Blue Eyes



Anything that loses 50 to 75 million dollars a year every year for 25 years is not serious.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (ZQqbB)

148 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan

I see they have corgi racing on ESPN now, just saying.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (ldxYn)

149 By Griner's Penis you shall be avenged!

Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (y9ksN)

150 The whole West Coast is weird.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (g47mK)

151 I think the Women's Tour de France / Tour de Femme starts this week.

A whole 9 Stages...

the Men Race 21.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (Dds21)

152 I've met nice lesbians on the innerwebs;
I've seen hot lesbians on TV;

How come in real life they've all been fat squatty mean-looking pissbags like this...this THING?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (YVxq2)

153 "Brittney Griner's Penis......."


No Horde action figure on that one, please.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (J4Dwc)

154
Roller Derby!
Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)



Brought to you by The Evelyn Woodhead Sped Reading Course.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (2YhKe)

155 "Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos."

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: Bartleby the Scrivener -2026 American edition at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (vxQju)

156 29 Without a doubt, that is exactly what I expected Celeste Keaton

-----------------
the menopause friendly down vest really sells it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (3OxeG)

157 They owe those girls more than an apology .

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (mwPBr)

158 >>The whole West Coast is weird.


It was mostly populated by the 2nd and 3rd sons.

Rejects and retards.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (Dds21)

159 I see they have corgi racing on ESPN now, just saying.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Oh, that I would watch!

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

160 By Griner's Penis you shall be avenged!
Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (y9ksN)


Like the Free Throws of Angel Reese, you shall be missed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (ExV1e)

161 Ace, you know how I hate to beg, but the nasty fat girl vs. dime store Mandami enate debate in Michigan the other night was the best horror-comedy of the year, and deserves your cruel perspective.

There's gold there.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 30, 2026 12:41 PM (Wt5PA)

162 Theres an easy solution for all this where white straight women can avoid all this harassment in the public

Stop participating in sports nobody watches and become stay at home mothers

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Now With Extra Fapness at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (fapp/)

163 How come in real life they've all been fat squatty mean-looking pissbags like this...this THING?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (YVxq2)

The nice ones are discreet about it. But the leftist ones let their freak flag fly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (1z8ji)

164 I saw Hole open for Brittany Griner's Penis at the Palladium

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (BlDDt)

165 150 The whole West Coast is weird.
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM

Maybe radiation from the atomic bomb testing in the Pacific is to blame?

Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (y9ksN)

166 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (GUOwU)

167 There are only 3 true sports. Auto Racing, mountain climbing and combat aviation. All of the others are games except for golf.golf isn't a game, no defense. There needs to be a goalie on the greens before it's a game

Posted by: The Ballots at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (LOZbR)

168
By Griner's Penis you shall be avenged!

Posted by: Dr. Lazarus at July 30, 2026 12:39 PM (y9ksN)


Okay, I laughed.

And that phrase should become a thing even if it's only on the HQ.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (iJfKG)

169 I hosted Celebrity Bowling from 1972-79. Made a decent living at it, too. Next week-Chuck Woolery and his lovely wife Jo Ann Pflug.

Posted by: Jed Allan at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (JM9I6)

170 Somebody want to ask that Duke co-owner why she doesn't pay the players what they are worth?
-----

Well unfortunately we still have minimum wage laws...

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (TN0g+)

171 Damn Brittney Griner's Penis and all that sail in her!

Hmmmm.....needs work.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (YVxq2)

172 I would, however, watch Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark engage in an exhibition warm oil wrestling match where the uniforms were bikinis…. Dana White, take note; this is a $100M idea

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (+gA9j)

173 The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.


Brittney Griner's Penis would like to have a word with you...
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:23 PM (Dds21)
_____

There are pics of her as a young girl. She looks like a girl would at that age, maybe 5-6 years old. Believe it or not, she was actually kinda cute.

It wasn't until her teenage years that she started looking more masculine.

All dick jokes aside, I have always thought she started taking steriods and performance-enhancing drugs around this time. If even a feminine woman takes male hormones for 10+ years, they will end up looking like ... Griner.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

174 Professional Cornhole >> Bowling for Dollars >>>>>>> WNBA

Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (vTZFs)

175 166 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.
Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (GUOwU)


Oh no... Anyway.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (mwPBr)

176 I'm stealing that.


I'll miss you more than an Angel Reece free throw.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (ldxYn)

177 I hosted Celebrity Bowling from 1972-79. Made a decent living at it, too. Next week-Chuck Woolery and his lovely wife Jo Ann Pflug.
Posted by: Jed Allan

I went to jail for rigging the PA lottery.

Posted by: Nick Price at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (wOO3z)

178 They owe those girls more than an apology .

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:40 PM (mwPBr)

How is your BIRTHDAY going so far, donna?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Irr+m)

179 >> Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.


The Tour de Espana, last year, had more Pali Flags than Spanish Flags on Display.

Numerous Stages either re-routed or cancelled due to Protest/Terrorist Threats.

All because Israel Premier-Tech was a Team.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Dds21)

180 *looks skyward for angels with trumpets*
Posted by: Lady in Black

The Horn Blows at Midnight. Jack Benny should have told you.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (RVEEg)

181 How is your BIRTHDAY going so far, donna?
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:43 PM (Irr+m)

Great... Thanks for asking...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (mwPBr)

182 I wouldn't want to be caught out in a Seattle storm. I bet it just rains hobo wine and fentanyl with hail made of street dumplings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (BI5O2)

183 >>There are pics of her as a young girl. She looks like a girl would at that age, maybe 5-6 years old. Believe it or not, she was actually kinda cute.


Your opinions on attractiveness are beyond suspect.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Dds21)

184 Maybe radiation from the atomic bomb testing in the Pacific is to blame?
Posted by: Josephistan

--------------

I lived in CA a while, and a fellow East Coaster and I had a theory -- all the societal rejects kept getting pushed West. So there was a gradient.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (3OxeG)

185 I got free courtside tickets to a Storm game several years ago. I went with my wife. There were two distinct groups of people there. Families with one or more young women who were basketball players on their school team, and Celeste Keaton clones. I'm not exaggerating. The fat, soft, short, old, gray, buzz cut, flannel wearing, lesbian crowd ALL looked almost exactly like her.

I'd say the clones were at least 65% of the crowd. My wife and I got glares from them. We were clearly not welcome.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)

186 Mr we could use a man like Francisco Franco again
Didn't need no Muslim state
Everybody pulled their weight
Gee our old Tesla ran great
Those were the days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (BlDDt)

187 Club WNBA Cunnilingus. Sophie and Cait ain't in that club.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (//X5P)

188 Well if you are trying to convince normal people that homosexuality is not a mental illness, this is not the way to go about it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2026 12:45 PM (bX16E)

189 I apologize for my hometown. It used to be so nice, filled with actually nice people.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (gUs21)

190 Another good one by VDH - The greater their arrogance, the harder they certainly fall.

https://tinyurl.com/yvujpxf4

Posted by: beckster at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (kX27y)

191 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals. The govt opened the border and refuses to impose any order. It is incredible. Worse than Biden's border.
Posted by: Ripley
......

I was just in Portugal for a couple of weeks. They don't seem to put up with that shit. Immigration control was dead serious.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (UjdFS)

192 There are only 3 true sports. Auto Racing, mountain climbing and combat aviation. All of the others are games except for golf.golf isn't a game, no defense. There needs to be a goalie on the greens before it's a game
Posted by: The Ballots at July 30, 2026 12:42 PM (LOZbR)

Andrzej Bargiel and Alex Honnold are very athletic but I would describe their activities as near-suicidal

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (+gA9j)

193 Skanky fucking lesbian / dyke CUNTS should never - NEVER - have been let out of the closet. These people belong shut inside their sad, bitter little closets FOREVER.

Posted by: deadrody at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (vgB0v)

194 They should go back to the flying dildo promotions instead of cussing at the fans.

Posted by: Thatch at July 30, 2026 12:46 PM (S6YCM)

195
I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM (y9ksN)



Wanna know how I know you're ghey?

Uhhhh..... I might have to rethink that. Nevermind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (csxIM)

196 >> I got free courtside tickets to a Storm game several years ago. I went with my wife. There were two distinct groups of people there. Families with one or more young women who were basketball players on their school team, and Celeste Keaton clones. I'm not exaggerating. The fat, soft, short, old, gray, buzz cut, flannel wearing, lesbian crowd ALL looked almost exactly like her.


I got stuck on the train after a few WNBA Games a few times when I lived back in NY.

It looked like the local Tuna Cannery on Free Sample Night.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (Dds21)

197 There are pics of her as a young girl. She looks like a girl would at that age, maybe 5-6 years old. Believe it or not, she was actually kinda cute.


Your opinions on attractiveness are beyond suspect.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Dds21)
______

Nah. I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

198 >>The Roanoke Rugmunchers.

Seattle Scissor Chicks

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)

199 Let's have a big round of applause for the freshly renamed Seattle Snootchsnufflers!

Or just throw green dildos, whatever.

Posted by: Hink Winkleman, WNBA announcer and Sports! Reporter! at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (YVxq2)

200 The Birmingham Bean Flickers

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (wOO3z)

201 Golf is a game, not a sport.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
___________

Bullshit.

https://tinyurl.com/sww2bbnd

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (XvL8K)

202 >> I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.


Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)

203 Spain is currently being invaded by thousands of Moroccan illegals.

I believe that you mean impending citizens, Comrade. -- Spain's socialist government

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (ExV1e)

204 The Philadelphia Fisters

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (Dds21)

205 It's amusing when they show shots of the crowd at these games -- such as the link to the farm animals jeering the two girls -- and you can see how few "fans" are there. And most of the few fans that are there are farm animals. Or at least I think they are. Hard to tell. Could be alien mutants.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

206
Green Bay Gap Lappers

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (csxIM)

207
Funny moment from yesterday evening.

Me and the wife were out with Joe Mannix at a trivia night, and he sats "did you hear what happened to these two young girls at a WNBA game?"

I said "lemme guess... they were wearing Caitlin Clark jerseys, and one of these 'roided out ladychimps went into a Pavlovian response and attacked them."

He laughed pretty hard at how freaking close I guessed it. It's a gift.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

208 The Birmingham Bean Flickers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM


Say what you like, at least they can find it.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (0sNs1)

209 172 I would, however, watch Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark engage in an exhibition warm oil wrestling match where the uniforms were bikinis…. Dana White, take note; this is a $100M idea
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

"Gent" magazines' editors takes notice of your idea, laugh, and say no, bro.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (Y8DZL)

210 Seattle Scissor Chicks
Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 12:47 PM (J4Dwc)

The Charleston Cramazons

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (1z8ji)

211 *IF*...and that's a big if...the NBA wanted the WNBA to thrive and prosper...they'd insist that every single club's president, vice president, and head coach be *fired*. Burn the existing structure of decision makers to the ground. They clearly don't have a single clue on how to take the gift that is all of the eyes that now watch their product and RUN RUN RUN with it and instead of behaving as if they were a lot happier when nobody watched their terrible brand of ugly dyke basketball.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (TN0g+)

212 There are only a few Horde members I fully trust on beauty and will click a link from and one is Wolfus. I think it's more that we just have the same oddly refined taste in chicks.

Although he has also been known to talk about feet.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Irr+m)

213 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:49 PM (BI5O2)

How'd you do at the trivia night?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

214 Memphis Muffdivers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (wOO3z)

215 I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.


Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)
________

Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

216 There are only a few Horde members I fully trust on beauty and will click a link from and one is Wolfus. I think it's more that we just have the same oddly refined taste in chicks.

Although he has also been known to talk about feet.
Posted by: ...

The Mannix girls were usually hot.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

217 The New York Jets

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (Irr+m)

218 Gross frau:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2cyfwv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (vOxCS)

219 Pathetic.

You know what isn't pathetic?

Girls softball.

Those chicks can play.

https://youtu.be/TQDccE-h5RE

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (dK+Kv)

220 I'd rather watch soccer than the WNBA. No, seriously!
Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 12:33 PM


One is not like the other, when it comes to lace on their shorts.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (0sNs1)

221 The media is carrying out the left's demands for attacks on new Fed chief Kevin Warsh for not defying Trump and increasing interest rates as his first priority. What they don't mention is, Warsh has expressed a preference for fighting inflation by reducing the Fed's balance sheet - the Fed sells stuff and the money they receive for the sale is out of M2 (I think that's how it works). The problem is, similar assets owned by Wall Street bankers might suffer market losses as the Fed dump drives down prices. "Why should first time home buyers get lower mortgage rates at the expense of Wall Street bankers?" demands the NY Times.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (2ap+5)

222 >>Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.


Look, if you can get off at the Ape House at your local Zoo...
who am I to impugn your taste?

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Dds21)

223
The Birmingham Bean Flickers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM

Say what you like, at least they can find it.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 30, 2026 12:50 PM (0sNs1)



I FOUND IT.

I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE!

Posted by: Badman at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (csxIM)

224
Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/


I don't think they're attractive so I'll take your advice and stick with Dudes...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (mwPBr)

225 This is Celeste Keaton


She lacks the raw, animal sexuality of Lori Lightfoot....


You have won the thread. If you had Stateless at comment 42 go to the window and collect your winnings.

Posted by: Mallamutt, AOSHQ Para Mutual Manager at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (cI94r)

226 Philadelphia Phillies slugger John Kruk. When a fan confronted him for smoking and drinking, famously saying, "You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an athlete," Kruk shot back with the legendary response: "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (SoV6i)

227 I'm one of the few here who doesn't have eyesight like Mr Magoo.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......

*blinks at screen*
*changes display scale*

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (UjdFS)

228 Have said it before and will again, Seattle will never ever see another dollar of mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (2WIwB)

229 How'd you do at the trivia night?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

2nd.

There's the other "team" that usually gets first (though we occasionally beat them).

They're very lame. Most of the teams are like us. 2 or 3 people
They bring between 10-14 every time, and push a bunch of tables together so they can "win." They take it sooooo seriously, and I love when we do beat them, because they get all sad-faced about it. It's... weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

230 I'm keeping my beloved Kate Upton out of this discussion.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

231 Wow , a miracle occurred. Seattle's theater kid Mayor Wilson fired the DEI police chief Shon Barnes. Seattle be hopping this week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (BlDDt)

232 Gross frau:

https://tinyurl.com/yc2cyfwv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:52 PM (vOxCS)

Link does not like my browser. Fuck them to Hell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (1z8ji)

233 off topic - Is Spain-or the part of Spain near Morocco being invaded- a place with no rights to own guns as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (6ZG1g)

234 The amazing Dr clitterhouse

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (43M7W)

235 The Washington Compost rates the story as Four Green Dildos.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 12:56 PM (z1wya)

236
Angel Reese looks like she couldn't hold down a $20 corner and has to work a dark side street.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (Y8DZL)

237 That spitter would have gotten a fist in the face reflexively if I was the victim.
Just that quick...*pop*

Posted by: torabora at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (SoV6i)

238 What would be really funny is if some guy beats the crap out of those female haters and yelled the whole time that he's a woman so they're haters if they called security on him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (KE23q)

239 Wow , a miracle occurred. Seattle's theater kid Mayor Wilson fired the DEI police chief Shon Barnes. Seattle be hopping this week
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The replacement will be worse. That's how this fucked up game is played.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (wOO3z)

240 I'm keeping my beloved Kate Upton out of this discussion.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

A rack worth dying on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

241 41 The hilarious part is that no trannies play in the WNBA.

Any mediocre male college basketball player could "transition", and immediately become the WNBA's superstar.

Officially, the WNBA claims that no trannies have been interested in playing in the WNBA.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 12:20 PM (aD4fx)


To my knowledge no self-proclaimed trannies have played in US female pro sports. The league rules must prohibit it. Because team owners, sponsors, and TV networks know it would soon lead to no viewers and no ticket sales. They are privately-owned so legally not subject to Fed anti-discrimination laws Nonetheless, it is discriminatory collusion, straight-up. I'm somewhat amazed a tranny or two or three has not sued the WNBA, WTA, and women's pro soccer for discrimination against them. The trannies thinking of doing so must be getting credible threats of their lives being made hell on Earth. And/or getting paid-off. Coaches and owners considering hiring trannies to win championships must be getting told, "No Way."

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

242 https://tinyurl.com/yc2cyfwv
Linkee no workee

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (43M7W)

243 Ceuta is in Africa. The migrants have to cross the Strait of Gibraltar to be in Europe.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (rJ48h)

244 The Birmingham Bean Flickers
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM

San Antonio Scissors

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (dK+Kv)

245 2nd.

There's the other "team" that usually gets first (though we occasionally beat them).

They're very lame. Most of the teams are like us. 2 or 3 people
They bring between 10-14 every time, and push a bunch of tables together so they can "win." They take it sooooo seriously, and I love when we do beat them, because they get all sad-faced about it. It's... weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

When I was stationed in Monterey, I'd go to the weekly trivia night at a local bar. Usually did pretty well. I'd team up with another guy who could answer the sports questions, and I'd usually handle everything else.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

246 A rack worth dying on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

In

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Irr+m)

247 Looks like one of the two girls is ... hispanic? She doesn't look white to me.

It comes as no surprise that a race/ethnicity that normally would have carte blanche from the left to do or say anything they want suddenly is evil and must be silenced if they deviate even a little from leftist dogma.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

248 All this women's sports talk and not one mention of the greatest of women's sports?

Women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (VMFAF)

249 We haven’t had a Mannix broad in awhile. Sad trombone…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (+gA9j)

250 All this women's sports talk and not one mention of the greatest of women's sports?

Women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (VMFAF)

It sells itself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (dK+Kv)

251 @243 Ceuta is part of Spain. The minute the migrants get their foot in Ceuta they are subject to EU immigration rules

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (BlDDt)

252 Sounds like the re-reconquista has begun in Spain.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (3Ope8)

253 The Mannix girls were usually hot.
Posted by: Bulg
.......

If not, they had some physical feature or article of clothing we could make fun of.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (UjdFS)

254 Have said it before and will again, Seattle will never ever see another dollar of mine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (2WIwB)

------------

The Wifey and I have refused to cross into Califzuela since we escaped several years ago.

I have an old college football reunion coming up in SoCal later this year, and really want to attend -- but The Wifey is a hard "NO."

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (izXCr)

255 A rack worth dying on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

In

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Irr+m)

Between.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (dK+Kv)

256

I remember a lesbo gym teacher back in the 80s.

Mildly nice person, but not really.

Angry.

Angry at being a fat lesbian, I think.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (och2J)

257 Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)
________

Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.
-----

Wow. Have some standards man. There's nothing attractive about either of them.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (TN0g+)

258 Posted by: mr tmz at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (rJ48h)

Thanks. Some people here and elsewhere keep referring to it as being part of Spain.. Is it under Spanish control?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (6ZG1g)

259 I'm keeping my beloved Kate Upton out of this discussion.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)
________________


https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

260 I'm somewhat amazed a tranny or two or three has not sued the WNBA, WTA, and women's pro soccer for discrimination against them. The trannies thinking of doing so must be getting credible threats of their lives being made hell on Earth. And/or getting paid-off. Coaches and owners considering hiring trannies to win championships must be getting told, "No Way."
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

Most actual trannies are unathletic blobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)

261 on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (1z8ji)

In

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Irr+m)

Between.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (dK+Kv)

Below?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (Irr+m)

262
"I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (O0L8i)

263 Dude. Candace Owens and Lupita Nyongo (sp?).

I rest my case.
Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2026 12:48 PM (Dds21)
________

Dude. I rest mycase. If you don't think they're attractive, then maybe you should stick with dudes. Just saying.
-----

Wow. Have some standards man. There's nothing attractive about either of them.
Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:00 PM (TN0g+)
_______

LOL

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

264 Thanks. Some people here and elsewhere keep referring to it as being part of Spain.. Is it under Spanish control?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (6ZG1g)

======

Not anymore.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (2ap+5)

265 https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That would be so much better as a video.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

266 Most actual trannies are unathletic blobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)
----
The land whale from yesterday afternoon who killed his mother would be Exhibit A.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (FZ29D)

267 I think Luputa Nyongo ( or whatever her last name is) is more attractive then Candace Owen, but I don't want to date either one of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (6ZG1g)

268 We actually missed a Kate Upton related spirts question last night. What year did Kate Upton's husband's baseball team first win the WS? We guessed 2015, but it was 2017.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (BI5O2)

269 All this women's sports talk and not one mention of the greatest of women's sports?

Women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 12:59 PM (VMFAF)

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You haven't truly experienced the full movement of women's beach volleyball until you've watched it played on a nude beach.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (izXCr)

270 Lupita Nyongo is every bit as attractive as Michelle Obama.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Irr+m)

271 This video of Angel Reese dribbling up the court on a slow break is hilarious.

http://tiny.cc/3mm7101

Girl needs to go back to middle school fundamentals and work on them for a few years.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (mkw2N)

272 270 Lupita Nyongo is every bit as attractive as Michelle Obama.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (Irr+m)


Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (mwPBr)

273 Without those twin grottos, Owens would be quite attractive, I think. But that Odyssey chick? Ho Li Hell, only an incel would find her attractive.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (J4Dwc)

274 @258 Fen, Ceuta and Mellilla another town are on the Moroccan coast and are considered part of Spain. They aren't colonies.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:03 PM (BlDDt)

275
Ladies and Gentlemen! Paris Hilton presents "HOT OR NOT!!!"

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)

276 Imagine being part of a sports ball fandom not because you enjoy the sport but to make a political statement. I personally would derive no joy from that.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (IEwf7)

277 221 The media is carrying out the left's demands for attacks on new Fed chief Kevin Warsh for not defying Trump and increasing interest rates as his first priority. What they don't mention is, Warsh has expressed a preference for fighting inflation by reducing the Fed's balance sheet - the Fed sells stuff and the money they receive for the sale is out of M2 (I think that's how it works). The problem is, similar assets owned by Wall Street bankers might suffer market losses as the Fed dump drives down prices. "Why should first time home buyers get lower mortgage rates at the expense of Wall Street bankers?" demands the NY Times.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (2ap+5)

Bloomberg News was spitting chips over Warsh's press conference. Lisa Abramowicz in particular was ready to draw and quarter Warsh over not committing to raise rates or give any Fed guidance to that effect. A great noise was made over the 3 dissenters to yesterday's rate vote. None of them were named Jay Powell, who voted with Warsh. Nobody is bothering to mention him anymore, even though he's still a voting member of the Fed. Not very convenient for the narrative, I guess.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (b9Otb)

278 Not anymore.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM

Does that mean it is its own area or that Spain is just ignoring the invasion?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (6ZG1g)

279 Candace Owens has Jesse Jackson eyes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (BlDDt)

280 https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That would be so much better as a video.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)
_________

Isn't it from a movie? I dunno, I remember a pretty crappy movie where she's the love interest of some dude who is so far under her league it destroyed the whole movie. Or maybe it wasn't her but some other similar hot white girl with big boobs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

281 "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Bartolo Colon looked like he was ready to give birth.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:05 PM (wOO3z)

282 Guy trannies are either giant fat blobs or they look like blow up sex dolls. Neither type seems like they'd be good at sports. But in the wnba, moot point.

Posted by: nckate at July 30, 2026 01:05 PM (enNUy)

283 https://tinyurl.com/yc64vunv
Posted by: Elric The Blade

That would be so much better as a video.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 01:02 PM (77rzZ)

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* cues Boléro *

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:06 PM (izXCr)

284 Does that mean it is its own area or that Spain is just ignoring the invasion?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (6ZG1g)

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Spain is ignoring or assisting the invasion.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:06 PM (2ap+5)

285 Candace Owens has Jesse Jackson eyes
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Kim Carnes had a song about that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (wOO3z)

286 260 I'm somewhat amazed a tranny or two or three has not sued the WNBA, WTA, and women's pro soccer for discrimination against them. The trannies thinking of doing so must be getting credible threats of their lives being made hell on Earth. And/or getting paid-off. Coaches and owners considering hiring trannies to win championships must be getting told, "No Way."
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

Most actual trannies are unathletic blobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (1z8ji)


Yes, but owners of women's pro leagues could make it financially worthwhile to a male athlete or two to pretend to be a trans-woman, to win a championship or two. But it would soon financially backfire on the owner as I described. Trans-women in pro women's sports is like a self-limiting chemical reaction. Due to the financials. Money always trumps ideology sooner or later.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (5rh/l)

287 I was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (IEwf7)

288 I play real sports. I'm not tryin' to be the best at exercising.

Posted by: Kenny Powers at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (2ap+5)

289 132 I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.

And from what I can gather, she's a "minority" owner. Which probably means they stuck a fat fugly bull dyke into a ceremonial ownership position for PR purposes.

Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
======
We at AOS think you can turn them.

Close your eyes and do it for us.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

290 All the world thinks she's a spy
She has
Jesse Jackson eyes

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (J4Dwc)

291 Old and Busted: España
New Hotness: Al-Andalus

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (WkL+O)

292 was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (IEwf7)

Let's go Jenny Agutter

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Irr+m)

293 Bartolo Colon looked like he was ready to give birth.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
________

Cecil Fielder
Terry Forster

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (XvL8K)

294 "I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a baseball player."

The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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I was at college in SoCal during the beginning of "Fernando-mania."

Dude looked like he should be tossing your garbage cans into a garbage truck. The most amazing thing was the he was an exceptional hitter for an MLB pitcher.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (izXCr)

295 Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'.

Posted by: wth at July 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

296 276 Imagine being part of a sports ball fandom not because you enjoy the sport but to make a political statement. I personally would derive no joy from that.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:04 PM (IEwf7)

Is it really a sport though, if only one of its players can actually play?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 30, 2026 01:10 PM (jYRYu)

297 was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.
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Linda Carter from Wonder Woman era.

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (TN0g+)

298 We at AOS think you can turn them.

Close your eyes and do it for us.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM (E4rtv)

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I'm willing to start a Give-Send-Go to help finance this project.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (izXCr)

299 The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (O0L8i)

Tony Gwynn, one of the greatest hitters of all time, but not exactly athletic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (yz/88)

300 Some people say a game you can play while smoking a cigarette is not a sport. Insufferable scolds.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (2ap+5)

301 The media is carrying out the left's demands for attacks on new Fed chief Kevin Warsh for not defying Trump and increasing interest rates as his first priority. [ . . .]
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 12:53 PM (2ap+5)


The analysis of the reaction is:

If he cut it would be “ZOMG INFLATION COMING”
If he raised it would be “ZOMG INFLATION IS HERE”
If he does nothing “ZOMGBBQSAUCE INFLATION HAS HIM TRAPPED



Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (rbvCR)

302 Bartolo Colon looked like he was ready to give birth.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
________

Cecil Fielder
Terry Forster
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Terry Forster's visit to the Letterman show was hilarious (back when Letterman wasn't a mean, old, meth addict).

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (TN0g+)

303
Being yelled at and chastised by an angry lesbian is a normal Tuesday in the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (OkYzo)

304 new thread, spain

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)

305 Sigh...
40 years ago, today, LTJG Nick "Goose Bradshaw dies in a training accident.

*cue Top Gun music*

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (2WIwB)

306 *puts on fresh tin foil hat*

I don't believe any of this is organic. Everything to do with the WNBA is an op. The way Caitlyn and Sophie are treated. The dildo thing. The latest betting thing that was brought to light. It's all pre-planned and intentional for attention to a league that would otherwise be ignored.

Prove me wrong

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 01:12 PM (S0M0K)

307 @299 Linus, Tony Gwynn was kinda round but he was also an all conference basketball player at San Diego State

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 01:13 PM (BlDDt)

308 I was just in Portugal for a couple of weeks. They don't seem to put up with that shit. Immigration control was dead serious
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Portugal is the only European country I think I could live in.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:14 PM (IEwf7)

309 299 The great thing about baseball is that you can look like a sack of potatoes and still be a star. And Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons agrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 01:01 PM (O0L8i)

Tony Gwynn, one of the greatest hitters of all time, but not exactly athletic
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 01:11 PM (yz/8

Not to mention Babe Ruth. If Bluto Blutarsky could pitch and hit, you'd get The Babe.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2026 01:14 PM (b9Otb)

310 287 I was wondering if I could cast any woman from any era as Helen of Troy and kept reurning to Buck Rogers era Erin Grey.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2026 01:07 PM (IEwf7)

I think of Silver Spoons when I hear Erin Grey.

Posted by: TxAnn at July 30, 2026 01:15 PM (SjAWL)

311
I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.


Ah, one from their Rosie O'Donnell line.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2026 01:16 PM (s9VOe)

312 Celeste Keaton Owns an WNBA team so that she can seduce lesbian players.

At least that’s what I heard!

Posted by: The Dog at July 30, 2026 01:27 PM (fn5TX)

313 That picture of Celeste Keaton?
She's got the vest. I'm betting that she also has a closet full of flannel shirts... and drives a Subaru.
The trucker's chain wallet and a biceps tattoo is 50/50.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 01:48 PM (RIlaO)

314 I'm sure you'll all be very surprised to learn that Celeste Keaton is a fat fugly bull dyke.

And from what I can gather, she's a "minority" owner. Which probably means they stuck a fat fugly bull dyke into a ceremonial ownership position for PR purposes.

Fuck all these cuntiferous pigs with footlong neon green dildos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
======
We at AOS think you can turn them.

Close your eyes and do it for us.
Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 01:08 PM


Do it, and there could be a tab on Ace's browser open for you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2026 02:44 PM (0sNs1)

315 >>> That owner is coyote ugly

Don't bring us into this

Posted by: The Coyotes at July 30, 2026 03:16 PM (rnXoa)

316 Some of the filmed behavior qualifies as assault. They should involve the authorities. If there are no consequences, they will not see an incentive to be civil. Nothing impacts your record and credit rating like a felony.

Posted by: Augusto Perez at July 30, 2026 03:19 PM (H7FX4)

317 This won't stop until we respond in kind. And if that means beating the shit out of them? Fine by me.

I've had enough of their bullying.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at July 30, 2026 06:48 PM (pE12i)

318 285 Candace Owens has Jesse Jackson eyes
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Kim Carnes had a song about that.

winning

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at July 30, 2026 07:30 PM (kR/4C)

The Thursday Morning Rant

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Yes, the CBD 'Journey Into Subconsciousness' continues.

Little did Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan know that their most famous song would describe the halls of Congress yesterday with the smug prick Another Faucci making a grand standing appearance. Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ...

Paul Orders Fauci Attorney Removed From Hearing

Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., ordered one of Dr. Anthony Fauci's attorneys removed from a Senate hearing Wednesday after the former White House chief medical adviser repeatedly invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination during questioning about the COVID-19 pandemic.

The confrontation unfolded before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, where the Kentucky Republican had subpoenaed Fauci to testify about the origins of the coronavirus and the federal government's response to the pandemic, reports The Hill.

Before questioning began, Fauci criticized Paul, accusing the committee chairman of being intent on securing his prosecution.


"The only conclusion I can reach is that the sole reason he is calling me before this committee is to get me to say something, anything that could vindicate his repeated public pledges that I end up in his words 'behind bars,'" Fauci said.

When Paul began questioning him, Fauci repeatedly declined to answer, invoking his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. He gave the same response to questions from Sen. Ron Johnson, R-Wis., and Sen. James Lankford, R-Okla.

Meanwhile, the hearing briefly descended into a procedural dispute when one of Fauci's attorneys, David Schertler, repeatedly attempted to address the committee without being recognized by the chairman.

Paul said Schertler had been instructed not to sit at the witness table with Fauci and was not authorized to participate in the hearing, reports The New York Post.

"You will respect these proceedings. You were told not to sit at the table. You insist on sitting at the table, and we told you you would not be recognized. You are not invited here for testimony, sir. You are being disruptive," Paul told Schertler.

"Would you behave this way in a courtroom? No, because the judge would put you in jail. I can't do that today. But I can have you escorted from the premises," added Paul.

After Schertler continued trying to speak, Paul added, "There's a row behind you, sir. That's where you were told to sit … and now you're disrupting the proceedings."

"This is the way Anthony Fauci wants to be remembered: for a lawyer not listening to the rules," Paul continued. "That's the way you want to be remembered, and that's what you're going to do."

Paul then directed security to escort Schertler from the hearing room, saying, "Let the record state that Dr. Fauci will still have the advice of the other half a dozen attorneys that he brought along today."

I do not have enough disgust for the sanctimonious and megalomaniac "Doctor" Fauci and his shyster mouth piece Schertler.

I'll say this for Hitler. He was open and honest compared to Anthony Fauci. And that is my rant for the day.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 11:00 AM




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1 First

Posted by: Clay at July 30, 2026 11:00 AM (R9Bv0)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 30, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 11:01 AM (ZQqbB)

4 I'll say this for Hitler. He was open and honest compared to Anthony Fauci. And that is my rant for the day.


And, don't forget, he also killed Hitler.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

5 "The only conclusion I can reach is that the sole reason he is calling me before this committee is to get me to say something, anything that could vindicate his repeated public pledges that I end up in his words 'behind bars,'" Fauci said.

He's a victim.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:01 AM (Riz8t)

6 I'll say this for Hitler. He killed hitler.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 11:02 AM (GZV5m)

7 Imagine "Trusting the Science" having to plead the 5th Amendment.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 11:02 AM (ZQqbB)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:03 AM (2YhKe)

9 That's still a great pic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:03 AM (2YhKe)

10 Trump's fault.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 11:04 AM (g8Ew8)

11 Nothing says hero like taking the fifth more often than a mob boss.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 11:05 AM (zXxZ3)

12 Willowed:

They shoulda put Theda Bara on the case.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

Would have to be her ghost. Guess that would make for an interesting genre crossover.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 10:58 AM (lFFaq)


There was a 70s Brit show that used a ghost detective: Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 11:05 AM (qRla/)

13 "The only conclusion I can reach is that the sole reason he is calling me before this committee is to get me to say something, anything that could vindicate his repeated public pledges that I end up in his words 'behind bars,'" Fauci said.


And exactly why does he keep saying that, ya figure, asshole?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:05 AM (2YhKe)

14 Fauci spent a lot of yesterday's "testimony" templing his fingers, which is supposed to be a tell for deception. You know who else templed his fingers a lot? No, not Hitler. What's wrong with you.

This guy.
https://tinyurl.com/mubxpwy7

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

15 All heroes repeatedly claim the fifth under testimony. That is how you know they are heroes.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 11:05 AM (rbvCR)

16 Fauci is a ridiculous figure. It shocks the conscience that so a small man could rise so high in the state bureaucracy.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 11:06 AM (2ap+5)

17 I'll say this for Hitler. He killed hitler.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 11:02 AM (GZV5m)
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One of those things that need to be said over and over with firm conviction.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:06 AM (amcLV)

18 JJ mentioned this in his morning report. There were so many more "Faucis" during the COVID scam. He was at the top, for sure. But there were so many tyrants who followed along. They too deserve accountability.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:06 AM (N39Ws)

19 Trillions in business lost.
Thousands of businesses destroyed.
Millions dead, many alone.
Families torn apart.
Educations stunted for millions of students.
All for this sanctimonious little shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 11:07 AM (2WIwB)

20 Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:05 AM (Riz8t)

I expected it to be a picture of Obama. I don't actually remember if he had a habit of doing that though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:07 AM (lFFaq)

21 JJ mentioned this in his morning report. There were so many more "Faucis" during the COVID scam. He was at the top, for sure. But there were so many tyrants who followed along. They too deserve accountability.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:06 AM (N39Ws)



I'm not as worried about the underlings, tho they're evil and will have their time before God as well, but the string pullers. Those are the ones that need to be gutted. I'm looking at YOU, Deborah Birx.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:08 AM (2YhKe)

22 Call me when he's on the dock and they are putting a noose around his neck.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 11:08 AM (vOxCS)

23 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N39Ws)

24 And Hitler loved dogs. And children. And was a great dancer. Or so I have been informed.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (sFNX2)

25 Suicidal empathy.

https://tinyurl.com/mwash78j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (ndZc7)

26 Morning, MisHum. Need moar coffee!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (1z8ji)

27 I think that in the future a fauci scheme will be to scientce what the ponzi scheme is to finance.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (zXxZ3)

28 And Hitler loved dogs. And children. And was a great dancer. Or so I have been informed.
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (sFNX2)
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He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two coats!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (amcLV)

29 Fauci is a ridiculous figure. It shocks the conscience that so a small man could rise so high in the state bureaucracy.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 11:06 AM (2ap+5)

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I'm guessing the rises he got were similar to how Kommie-la made her way to "the top" IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (izXCr)

30 I expected it to be a picture of Obama. I don't actually remember if he had a habit of doing that though.

No, but he had other tells.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5tupbh

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

31 23 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N39Ws)

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Exactly the same way. The media and their brainwashed followers will browbeat us into submission, and we will sheepishly fall into line.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (2ap+5)

32 14 Fauci spent a lot of yesterday's "testimony" templing his fingers, which is supposed to be a tell for deception.

tabernacling fingers > templing fingers

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (oY6Yp)

33 For the umpteenth time, they should have held the hearing in some location other than DC where an indictment for contempt or perjury was guaranteed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (XvL8K)

34 31 23 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N39Ws)

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Exactly the same way. The media and their brainwashed followers will browbeat us into submission, and we will sheepishly fall into line.


i have a baaaaaad feeling about this.

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:11 AM (oY6Yp)

35 111 "I plead the 5th" responses from that asshole yesterday.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 11:11 AM (ZQqbB)

36 And Hitler loved dogs. And children. And was a great dancer. Or so I have been informed.
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (sFNX2)


He was also sometimes seen sitting in the stands for a Washington Senators game.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 11:11 AM (2WIwB)

37 Suicidal empathy.

https://tinyurl.com/mwash78j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (ndZc7)



If only they would fully commit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (2YhKe)

38 When people ask why nobody trusts the medical establishment anymore, just show the picture of him pleading the fifth.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (zXxZ3)

39 Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 11:07 AM (2WIwB)

He certainly benefited, but I always suspected it was because too many minorities were starting their own businesses and beginning to build generational wealth that would make them free from the dem plantation. At the very least, those minority owned businesses were a disproportionately large percentage of the victims of the forced closures.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (lFFaq)

40 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?

Rand Paul addressed that exact point, saying that people will no longer "trust the science" nor the government, because Fauci has destroyed it. This could be deadly when and if a new, deadlier disease arises, and it will.

I'd like to point out that I made that exact point before the shutdowns even started.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (Riz8t)

41 tabernacling fingers > templing fingers
Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (oY6Yp)
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*sadz*

Posted by: Steepled Fingers at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (amcLV)

42 31 23 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N39Ws)

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Exactly the same way. The media and their brainwashed followers will browbeat us into submission, and we will sheepishly fall into line.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 11:10 AM (2ap+5)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (g8Ew8)

43 When Paul began questioning him, Fauci repeatedly declined to answer, invoking his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. He gave the same response to questions from Sen. Ron Johnson, R-Wis., and Sen. James Lankford, R-Okla.

Here's a clue, Tony - you don't get to make a long, self-serving opening statement, and then refuse to answer questions about the topics you referenced in your opening statement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx)

44 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Rules 45, 556 & 762 of the Constitutional Manual.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (ZQqbB)

45 Every person who defends Fauci from yesterday forward should be publicly named and shamed at the very least.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (3Ope8)

46
Here's a clue, Tony - you don't get to make a long, self-serving opening statement, and then refuse to answer questions about the topics you referenced in your opening statement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx)



It worked for Lois Lerner. It will be the standard forevermore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:13 AM (2YhKe)

47

Rules 45, 556 & 762 of the Constitutional Manual.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (ZQqbB)



And yet, you are Mister 223.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (2YhKe)

48 Taking the 5th was not so smart for Fauci. It makes it look like he's anticipating perjuring himself.

Posted by: AMartel at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (EyAQh)

49 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N39Ws)


In the last month I have had two "breathless" headlines pop up in my newsfeed about the spread of new diseases. "Scientists are concerned"
REEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (2WIwB)

50 Fauci gets to do whatever he wants until the consequences are worse than scathing AoS comments.

Posted by: Dark Lix at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (DZ9Lv)

51 Little Half-witler

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (Irr+m)

52 Bunch of crybabies don't believe in forgiveness.

Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Sure, get the full record out for historical posterity, but there's just something a tad "off" about the kind of people who decide, in July 2026, that their number one priority to be aggressively fixated on is COVID and Fauci

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)

53 Taking the 5th was not so smart for Fauci. It makes it look like he's anticipating perjuring himself.

Posted by: AMartel at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (EyAQh)



When you know you're the rubber don and nothing will happen to you........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:15 AM (2YhKe)

54
In the last month I have had two "breathless" headlines pop up in my newsfeed about the spread of new diseases. "Scientists are concerned"
REEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (2WIwB)



Trump is currently on the border painting people with the measles virus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:15 AM (2YhKe)

55 Hitler was very honest about what his plans were in Mein Kampf.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:16 AM (77rzZ)

56 Every person who defends Fauci from yesterday forward should be publicly named and shamed at the very least.

That video of Julia Roberts squeeeing over him like a middle school girl was unbelievable. I suspect part of what drove Fauci was that videos like this gave him the idea he could have a shot at bedding her. Given her behavior, it was probably a reasonable idea.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

57 Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Sure, get the full record out for historical posterity, but there's just something a tad "off" about the kind of people who decide, in July 2026 November 1946, that their number one priority to be aggressively fixated on is COVID and Fauci millions of dead Jews.

FIFY

Posted by: Steepled Fingers at July 30, 2026 11:17 AM (amcLV)

58 56
That video of Julia Roberts squeeeing over him like a middle school girl was unbelievable. I suspect part of what drove Fauci was that videos like this gave him the idea he could have a shot at bedding her. Given her behavior, it was probably a reasonable idea.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:16 AM (Riz8t)

That kind of fawning and squeeeing is what made Obama what he was.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:17 AM (N39Ws)

59 Here's a clue, Tony - you don't get to make a long, self-serving opening statement, and then refuse to answer questions about the topics you referenced in your opening statement.

Fauci whined about his "unredacted private diaries" being released.

He was a government employee, creating records on government computers. I guess he slept through the training explaining that that made them government records.

He did use eleven different servers to record his diaries, in an effort to make it impossible to track his diaries, and then deleted the material from the servers.

Too bad servers keep a record of what was stored there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 11:17 AM (aD4fx)

60 Here's a clue, Tony - you don't get to make a long, self-serving opening statement, and then refuse to answer questions about the topics you referenced in your opening statement.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx)


It worked for Lois Lerner. It will be the standard forevermore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:13 AM (2YhKe)

Congress has willingly given up all their power to the deep state and courts. Right now they can do nothing but flap their facial glory holes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 11:17 AM (g8Ew8)

61 Sure, get the full record out for historical posterity, but there's just something a tad "off" about the kind of people who decide, in July 2026, that their number one priority to be aggressively fixated on is COVID and Fauci
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Ah, the old "move on" tactic.

Say... when do we get to "move on" from fucking SLAVERY

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:17 AM (Irr+m)

62 Measles is curable in most cases the tuberculosis that the illegals carried in is not.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 11:18 AM (abScH)

63 At least we got to ogle the blonde staffer sitting behind Sen. Johnson.

Posted by: far cry at July 30, 2026 11:18 AM (wXgT/)

64 Taking the 5th was not so smart for Fauci. It makes it look like he's anticipating perjuring himself.

What choice did he have? If he started admitting to everything he did, they'd find a way to charge him. Regardless, his reputation was demolished.

If he lied, they could charge him now.

He had no good options. That's why he sat there and took the abuse.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)

65 He's a victim.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:01 AM (Riz8t)

I have it on good authority that he is. The twisted old fruit from TMZ says he's "heartbroken," because "Congress is on a witch hunt" for an "amazing public servant" in our "Joseph McCarthy climate:"

https://youtu.be/I53OybM2zxE?is=1q7AtcBDXqJ7wYWx

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 11:18 AM (BI5O2)

66 Trump is currently on the border painting people with the measles virus.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:15 AM (2YhKe)

Makes them more easily spotted sneaking in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:18 AM (1z8ji)

67 Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Sure, get the full record out for historical posterity, but there's just something a tad "off" about the kind of people who decide, in July 2026, that their number one priority to be aggressively fixated on is COVID and Fauci
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:14 AM (ndZc7)


WTF???
And there are family members of those killed by a muzzie asshole at Fort Hood years ago who are still fixated on justice. Are they a tad off too?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 11:19 AM (2WIwB)

68 Every person who defends Fauci from yesterday forward should be publicly named and shamed at the very least.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Did you say NPR?

NPR
@NPR
A new poll finds 40% of respondents believe in a baseless conspiracy theory that the coronavirus was created in a lab in China.
There is zero evidence for this. Scientists say the virus was transmitted to humans from another species.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:19 AM (ndZc7)

69 When Paul began questioning him, Fauci repeatedly declined to answer, invoking his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. He gave the same response to questions from Sen. Ron Johnson, R-Wis., and Sen. James Lankford, R-Okla.

Here's a clue, Tony - you don't get to make a long, self-serving opening statement, and then refuse to answer questions about the topics you referenced in your opening statement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx)
==
Yes, my thoughts exactly. Questions first, statement later. If you refuse to answer questions, no statement period provided.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 30, 2026 11:19 AM (7/DDO)

70 27 I think that in the future a fauci scheme will be to scientce what the ponzi scheme is to finance.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (zXxZ3)


Yup. I'll bet every person who 'invested' money with Bernie Madoff praised and trusted him as the media and opportunistic politicians praised and trusted Fauci. Right up until the con jobs were revealed.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 11:20 AM (5rh/l)

71 Fauci whined about his "unredacted private diaries" being released.

He was a government employee, creating records on government computers. I guess he slept through the training explaining that that made them government records.

He did use eleven different servers to record his diaries, in an effort to make it impossible to track his diaries, and then deleted the material from the servers.

Too bad servers keep a record of what was stored there.


It's astonishing that a polymath like Mr. Science didn't consider all the things you just pointed out. I knew them, and I'm not MR. SCIENCE.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:20 AM (Riz8t)

72 Now, this is the Snakehead I know!

This is what James Carville decided to go with in response to the Fauci revelations:

"This was basically an honest guy…There is no evidence that he tried to make any money off of it."
"I don't think the guy really made any mistakes."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)

73 You all are awful, Fauci is, as all, innocent until proven guilty, he has, as all, a Right to not incriminate himself to the government. The government is, as usual, wicked and overreaching. All of this is true and you know it, if it were not true you would see the Senate actually do something, which they have had the opportunity to do for years now with regards Fauci, but they won't because they all know, as do you, Fauci is a hero.

Posted by: EzE at July 30, 2026 11:21 AM (pxzPN)

74 A purge is needed:

https://tinyurl.com/5h2y5hxm

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:22 AM (rkiXj)

75 This is what James Carville decided to go with in response to the Fauci revelations:

"This was basically an honest guy…There is no evidence that he tried to make any money off of it."
"I don't think the guy really made any mistakes."


Did anyone check the audience at the hearings to see if Carville's brother was there, sitting next to a known hit man?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:22 AM (Riz8t)

76 There is zero evidence for this. Scientists say the virus was transmitted to humans from another species.

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If scientists say it, we'll okay then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 11:22 AM (u/oMr)

77 It is uncomfortably true that Fauci and the lab leak story is all distraction and it's working really, really well.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 11:22 AM (2ap+5)

78 Off, sticky finger sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:23 AM (amcLV)

79 Honestly hauling Fauci in front of a congressional hearing is the least that could be done.

Good on Paul for dragging Fauci through the ringer but...

Fauci should be tried in a federal court. Make the court say the only reason he wasn't convicted for creating COVID and intentionally killing people via his policies and the clot shot because of Biden's pardon

And every state and locality should charge him for every COVID/clot shot death. Again even if every case ends because of federal supremacy let that be the argument - "The only reason Fauci isn't in jail is he was protected by Biden and the Democrats"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:23 AM (sKqQm)

80 77 It is uncomfortably true that Fauci and the lab leak story is all distraction and it's working really, really well.

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Notice how nobody's even mentioned Epstein lately?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 11:23 AM (u/oMr)

81 You all are awful, Fauci is, as all, innocent until proven guilty, he has, as all, a Right to not incriminate himself to the government. The government is, as usual, wicked and overreaching. All of this is true and you know it, if it were not true you would see the Senate actually do something, which they have had the opportunity to do for years now with regards Fauci, but they won't because they all know, as do you, Fauci is a hero.

I kept reading your little screed, waiting for the reveal when you showed yourself to be facetious. It never happened.

How many times did your mother drop you on your head, and was it with forces in addition to gravity?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

82 I don't think the guy really made any mistakes.

On this I agree with Carville. I don't think that any of the things Fauci did were mistakes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)

83 >>Questions first, statement later.

Keep it as an opening statement, with a sworn and signed pledge waiving Fifth Amendment protection during subsequent questioning. No waiver, no statement.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (J4Dwc)

84 “Scientists say”

Well that settles it, then!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (mzqTU)

85 "I don't think the guy really made any mistakes."

So the guy that claimed COVID only ended if everyone got the clot shot wasn't mistaken? Because remember "it stops the spread"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (sKqQm)

86 Fauci should be tried in a federal court.

How? He has a pardon.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

87 Seems like the logical thing to do is what leftists did in 2020, deplatform anyone who spreads disinformation and misinformation on anything to do with the China virus that was funded by Fauci and came from a bio lab in Wuhan.

I'm sure leftists will agree.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (viF8m)

88 Yes, my thoughts exactly. Questions first, statement later. If you refuse to answer questions, no statement period provided.
Posted by: Black JEM at July 30, 2026 11:19 AM (7/DDO)

I like that plan. T'would be lovely if we could get congress to actually listen to us and make changes like that.

In the same vein, I'd love to axe cloture. It's a complete scam whereby congress critters can hide "yes" votes on unpopular bills.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (lFFaq)

89 The troll's insults nourish my soul. MORE!

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 11:25 AM (jjoN6)

90 Good penultimate day of July, 2026, and hello obscene gesturing ape. Milder weather predicted here in the Ozark corner of the Land of the Red Man, as the high for the day drops slightly below 100°F. Hauling out the parka and snow boots.


Well, since Dr Science is still a Hot Topic here, I resubmit my latest lazy little mindful illustration webwork:

Fauci Demon Candle, for the self-ordained Deity
https://bit.ly/fauci-demon-candle

Posted by: mindful webworker - journeying to the epicenter of my mindfulness at July 30, 2026 11:25 AM (/YSzp)

91 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 30, 2026 11:09 AM (N39Ws)
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I think it will be mixed. Red states will be reluctant to listen to the CDC. Many states eliminated what authority their public health departments previously had.

Blue states will use it to clamp down hard. This will further the migration from blue to red, as more voters get red-pilled about what the left truly is.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 30, 2026 11:25 AM (7/DDO)

92 How many times did your mother drop you on your head, and was it with forces in addition to gravity?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

Better get your snark detector into the shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (1z8ji)

93 Taking the 5th was not so smart for Fauci. It makes it look like he's anticipating perjuring himself./i]

Disagree. It puts the ball in the GOPe court. Are they going to do anything about it?

/Shakes magic 8 ball

Magic 8 ball says: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (sKqQm)

94 Fauci is a hero.

Posted by: EzE at July 30, 2026 11:21 AM (pxzPN)
-

"They have eyes but they do not see. They have ears but they do not listen." - Psalm 115

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (rkiXj)

95 Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM

I think that was a sock, not an actual troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (6ZG1g)

96 And thanks to Covid, how many states now have vote by mail/drop boxes only?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (2WIwB)

97 There will be another "plandemic". They were too successful during COVID to not try it again. How will we respond?


They tried MPV and Hantavirus and both failed

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (sKqQm)

98 "This was basically an honest guy…There is no evidence that he tried to make any money off of it."
"I don't think the guy really made any mistakes."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy

Now we enter the Mister Rogers Make Believe phase of the op.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (wOO3z)

99 Rand Paul had to know ahead of time that Fauci was likely going to plead the 5th. Yet, it's theater for Congress. The show must go on.

The public would have been better served to have Brix in there along with a number of NIH weasels who helped shape the "protocols" for the public to abide. People without a pardon. And a lot to lose.

And dragged in a couple governors and mayors who were very aggressive in their crackdowns, along with their police chiefs, state medical professionals and anyone else who was responsible for what came after. And grilled the shit out them for a couple hours.

At that point, Fauci's non-answers would have been so damning I doubt he'd recover.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (2Cry5)

100 If scientists say it, we'll okay then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 11:22 AM (u/oMr)

Every single scientist.

Alright most scientists.

Ok, some of them.

Well, it's actually just one scientist.

Actually he's not a scientist, he's a guy with cheetos and dashed dreams of being a Twitch Streamer. But he did once have a cold, and saw that monkey movie with Dustin Hoffman in 1990, so, you know... expert.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Irr+m)

101 NPR
@NPR
A new poll finds 40% of respondents believe in a baseless conspiracy theory that the coronavirus was created in a lab in China.
There is zero evidence for this. Scientists say the virus was transmitted to humans from another species.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at Jul

O really--- Scientists say. Which scientists? When? Based on what? Were they paid to go along? Threatened if they didn't? Do any scientists say otherwise? What does the actual evidence (emails, memos, diary entries) show?

Posted by: LASue at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (lCppi)

102 Why is the rest of the "free" world not demanding reparations from he US for allowing Fauci and the lab leak to destroy their economies?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (2ap+5)

103 >>He had no good options. That's why he sat there and took the abuse.

Or, he was covering for co-conspirators and agreed to be the fall guy for mo money and protection.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (viF8m)

104 How many times did your mother drop you on your head, and was it with forces in addition to gravity?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (Riz8t)

Better get your snark detector into the shop.


Well, like I said, I was looking for the tell. Perhaps I need to up the gain.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

105 Posted by: EzE at July 30, 2026 11:21 AM (pxzPN)

Hi Julia! You sucked in Ocean's Eleven BTW.

Posted by: far cry at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (wXgT/)

106 Wait, I thought Neil DeGrasse Tyson was "Mr. Science." Or Bill Nye. Or that Mann guy.

So many "Mr. Sciences!" I'm confused!

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (77rzZ)

107 69 When Paul began questioning him, Fauci repeatedly declined to answer, invoking his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. He gave the same response to questions from Sen. Ron Johnson, R-Wis., and Sen. James Lankford, R-Okla.

Here's a clue, Tony - you don't get to make a long, self-serving opening statement, and then refuse to answer questions about the topics you referenced in your opening statement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (aD4fx)
==
Yes, my thoughts exactly. Questions first, statement later. If you refuse to answer questions, no statement period provided.

Posted by: Black JEM at July 30, 2026 11:19 AM (7/DDO)


Lois Lerner set the precedent for this crap. Will Republicans ever learn to ask a question that will be answered by the 5th before they let the scumbag Democrats (BIRM) read their opening statement of lies?

If this sequence is not permitted per some Senate hearing rule, abolish the damn rule! Also, shouldn't Fauci have lost his 5th Amendment right in that hearing by not taking the 5th when he answered "I do" when sworn-in? Republicans still haven't learned to play for keeps in DC. PDT47 excepted (most of the time).

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (5rh/l)

108 64 Taking the 5th was not so smart for Fauci. It makes it look like he's anticipating perjuring himself.

What choice did he have? If he started admitting to everything he did, they'd find a way to charge him the beautiful people would stop inviting him to cocktail parties.


fixt

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:27 AM (oY6Yp)

109 This is what James Carville decided to go with in response to the Fauci revelations:

"This was basically an honest guy…There is no evidence that he tried to make any money off of it."
"I don't think the guy really made any mistakes."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)



Please. Tell me again how Carville isn't an idiot and shouldn't be swept into the dustbin of history........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:28 AM (2YhKe)

110 He had no good options. That's why he sat there and took the abuse.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:18 AM (Riz8t)


I might quibble a bit about the use of the word abuse.
What happened yesterday was not abuse.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2026 11:28 AM (zafwz)

111 I think that was a sock, not an actual troll.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 11:26 AM (6ZG1g)
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Hard to tell, these days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:28 AM (amcLV)

112 It won't a make a difference whether or not it's a real plague or a fake one next time around; the results will be the same.

The dipshits who fell in line because they believed the State propaganda will remain dipshits.

The lazy bureaucrats who enjoyed the quarantine and perpetuated it as long as possible will remain lazy.

The avaricious plutocrats who profited so enormously from the economic measures will remain avaracious.

The power-crazed Statists who imposed the draconian measures will remain power-crazed.

And the vast majority of people - the masses who fell into line out of fear and necessity - will remain afraid and needful.

Everyone will act as they did before, because it's who they are, and we'll once again be in the distinct minority, just like before.

Play it again, Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 11:28 AM (BI5O2)

113 # 90

Very creative, mww.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 11:28 AM (6ZG1g)

114 106 Wait, I thought Neil DeGrasse Tyson was "Mr. Science." Or Bill Nye. Or that Mann guy.

So many "Mr. Sciences!" I'm confused!


i'm dr. science!

Posted by: fauci at July 30, 2026 11:28 AM (oY6Yp)

115 The public would have been better served to have Brix in there along with a number of NIH weasels who helped shape the "protocols" for the public to abide. People without a pardon. And a lot to lose.
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The public would have been better served with the doors to the whole place bolted and hungry rabid hyenas set loose on the lot

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:29 AM (Irr+m)

116 Why is the rest of the "free" world not demanding reparations from he US for allowing Fauci and the lab leak to destroy their economies?

Good question. I think it's coming.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:29 AM (Riz8t)

117 I wonder what Fauci's "Dear Diary" entry for yesterday said.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 11:30 AM (hF7Dm)

118 I'm dr. science!
Posted by: fauci

Pfft.
-- DOCTOR Jill Biden

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:30 AM (77rzZ)

119 Fauci is a hero.
Posted by: EzE at July 30, 2026 11:21 AM (pxzPN)



And you are an anal fissure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:30 AM (2YhKe)

120 "This was basically an honest guy…There is no evidence that he tried to make any money off of it."
"I don't think the guy really made any mistakes."
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But he's afraid some "extremists" might try to take over his party.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:30 AM (Irr+m)

121 I wonder what Fauci's "Dear Diary" entry for yesterday said.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 11:30 AM (hF7Dm)



"I WON!" followed by a big jizz stain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:31 AM (2YhKe)

122 Hantavirus devastated my family.

Posted by: Ignatz the Mouse at July 30, 2026 11:31 AM (JM9I6)

123 Why did the IC work with social media to deplatform people who disagreed with Fauci's policies? Why were doctors punished for disagreeing and proposing different treatments?

Why was it so important for the establishment to push the lies that Fauci spewed and cover up the true origin of the virus?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

124 my IT staffer took the 5th 125 times

Posted by: Hillary at July 30, 2026 11:31 AM (Wt1Rs)

125 117 I wonder what Fauci's "Dear Diary" entry for yesterday said.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 11:30 AM (hF7Dm)


"I was on TV for hours today! Not a hair out of place. Winning!"

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2026 11:32 AM (5rh/l)

126 Help me!

Posted by: Fauci lab rat with 10 dicks and 2 livers at July 30, 2026 11:32 AM (wOO3z)

127 Makes them more easily spotted sneaking in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


ISWYDT

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 11:32 AM (AEg6O)

128 Help me!

Posted by: Fauci lab rat with 10 dicks and 2 livers


It's not so bad, really.

Posted by: George Washington at July 30, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

129 Hantavirus devastated my family.
Posted by: Ignatz the Mouse at July 30, 2026 11:31 AM (JM9I6)
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Didn't keep you from heaving a brick at Krazy Kat, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:33 AM (amcLV)

130
And, don't forget, he also killed Hitler.
Posted by: Bulg


And he never gets credit for having done that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2026 11:33 AM (s9VOe)

131 I saw a photo of the Garden Gnome and his wife (who badly needs a bra fitting) walking near their 2million dollar home yesterday. He was fuming and flinging the F word with all of his scrawny might that someone "yelled" at his majesty. Both their legs are super ugly, by the way, to spare your eyes. Yug.

He's, of course, shorter than his wife, a "bio-ethics" professor with him at Georgetown University. The word, "ethical," should not be near either of them.

Here's hoping a piano lands on his head during a power walk, reducing him to the squashed toad that he is on the pavement.

I am optimistic that this is not over. I always have hope.

Regardless, at 85yrs, he will soon answer to God. His megalomaniac narcissistic sociopathy (or psychopathy) will be reduced to an ember in the eternal lake of fire for is crimes against humanity. He can join Hitler and Ted Bundy's special club of demons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:33 AM (hzuYO)

132 Fauci is, as all, innocent until proven guilty

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Now do Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 11:34 AM (ndZc7)

133 *doesn't say anything*

Posted by: Seth Rich at July 30, 2026 11:34 AM (gKWVE)

134 80 77 It is uncomfortably true that Fauci and the lab leak story is all distraction and it's working really, really well.

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Notice how nobody's even mentioned Epstein lately?


they've gotten to rand paul, too?

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:34 AM (oY6Yp)

135 132 Fauci is, as all, innocent until proven guilty

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Now do Trump.


now do someone who owns a house in new york city.

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:34 AM (oY6Yp)

136 Regardless, at 85yrs, he will soon answer to God. His megalomaniac narcissistic sociopathy (or psychopathy) will be reduced to an ember in the eternal lake of fire for is crimes against humanity. He can join Hitler and Ted Bundy's special club of demons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 11:33 AM (hzuYO)
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Eighth Circle, Bolgia of the Evil Counsellors.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:35 AM (amcLV)

137 >>The dipshits who fell in line because they believed the State propaganda will remain dipshits.

The lazy bureaucrats who enjoyed the quarantine and perpetuated it as long as possible will remain lazy.

The avaricious plutocrats who profited so enormously from the economic measures will remain avaracious.

The power-crazed Statists who imposed the draconian measures will remain power-crazed.
- - - -

The complicit media that piped 24x7 covid death panic and The Science (tm) expert narrative reinforcers into our homes still maintain a near monopoly of our media streams (tv, newspaper, etc.).

The coordinated Government-Social Media censors who ensured that no non-compliant information or discussions existed online have been beaten back, thanks to Elon and Trump, but remain organized and focused on returning to power.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 11:35 AM (X8xt3)

138 So the guy that claimed COVID only ended if everyone got the clot shot wasn't mistaken?

Mistaken implies innocently wrong. His actions were deliberate. He wasn't mistaken, he was a liar.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 11:36 AM (ExV1e)

139 Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:31 AM (viF8m)

Exactly. Why were decades/centuries of well established medical knowledge ignored? I'd always thought before that the US medical/governmental system was afraid of another Spanish Flu situation. Turns out they were disappointed when it looked like it wouldn't actually become that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:36 AM (lFFaq)

140 I don't think the guy really made any mistakes.

On this I agree with Carville. I don't think that any of the things Fauci did were mistakes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 11:24 AM (ExV1e)
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Except get caught.

But you are probably right: it was no mistake designing illegal GOF research experiments, getting a cut-out to submit a grant request, funding said grant request, and sending the experiment to his favorite bat lady.

But I really hope he also fries for trying to watch sand fleas eating the faces of beagles under restraint.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 11:36 AM (hF7Dm)

141 I wish I were optimistic Christy.

it's over.

we got played.

time to focus on finishing the list our agent gave us for sale and get the hell out of this state (although I do have some hope for it, during COVID PA was specifically punished and I believe TPTB will punish it again).

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 11:37 AM (j+aD2)

142 I've never understood the adoration many lefties extend to Fauci. He's a fucking bureaucrat.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2026 11:37 AM (5fZHB)

143 Open discussion about killing 10 million people and shutting down the world is a "distraction".

But making sure we can graft intestine penises on to children without their parents knowing is what, a worldwide emergency?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:37 AM (Irr+m)

144 COVID didn't change anyone. It just showed who everyone was. Now we know. Plan around that knowledge, not some forlorn hope that people might have learned something from this. That isn't how people work.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 11:38 AM (BI5O2)

145 ve never understood the adoration many lefties extend to Fauci. He's a fucking bureaucrat.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2026 11:37 AM (5fZHB)

You answered your own question.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Irr+m)

146 >>Regardless, at 85yrs, he will soon answer to God. His megalomaniac narcissistic sociopathy (or psychopathy) will be reduced to an ember in the eternal lake of fire for is crimes against humanity. He can join Hitler and Ted Bundy's special club of demons.


I wish that were enough, but he needs to be very publicly punished, and his family fortunes destroyed.

He destroyed so many lives, so many businesses, so many family fortunes (e.g. family farms that sold, etc.).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 11:38 AM (X8xt3)

147 140 But you are probably right: it was no mistake designing illegal GOF research experiments, getting a cut-out to submit a grant request, funding said grant request, and sending the experiment to his favorite bat lady.

there's a supervillian movie in there somewhere

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:38 AM (oY6Yp)

148 @magills_ has some great memes, Fauci looking really uncomfortable and red-faced and squirming in his chair, featuring these captions:

@magills_
Me after my wife shows the credit card statement with a $739.22 charge to a Jiggler’s Jentlemans Club

@magills_
My 4 year old when I ask who flushed a box of crayons down the toilet

@magills_
My dog after I present the chewed up pair of Adidas

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 11:38 AM (Zm7n5)

149 >>COVID didn't change anyone. It just showed who everyone was.


It broke some people, it really did.
They were obviously vulnerable to it, but still.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 11:39 AM (X8xt3)

150 I'd always thought before that the US medical/governmental system was afraid of another Spanish Flu situation. Turns out they were disappointed when it looked like it wouldn't actually become that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:36 AM (lFFaq)

The only thing they're afraid of is losing power and money.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:39 AM (Irr+m)

151 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 11:38 AM (BI5O2)

*fist bump*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 11:39 AM (3Ope8)

152 >>The coordinated Government-Social Media censors who ensured that no non-compliant information or discussions existed online have been beaten back, thanks to Elon and Trump, but remain organized and focused on returning to power.

But long after Biden was installed, the censorship and lies continued. In fact, it got worse.

They could have waited a few weeks and called an all clear and made Joey and Fauci heroes but instead Biden was as maniacal about the virus as Fauci. And they knew they were lying all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:40 AM (viF8m)

153 Northern Lurker, because he was a bureaucrat and the left loves their functionaries

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 11:40 AM (abScH)

154 Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 11:39 AM (X8xt3)

It was designed to break people. It was engineered to get still others to embrace their Inner Hitler.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:40 AM (Irr+m)

155 They could have waited a few weeks and called an all clear and made Joey and Fauci heroes but instead Biden was as maniacal about the virus as Fauci. And they knew they were lying all along.


that was when they punished the states that had made them have to cheat harder than they wanted to

why on earth was I going to DE and MD to chill bc we were being tyrannized in PA? all blue states with blue governors! but in PA, they were crushing us, specifically

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 11:41 AM (j+aD2)

156 I've never understood the adoration many lefties extend to Fauci. He's a f***ing bureaucrat.

Because they know they're viewed as hysterical children, so this is a way of showing they really like and respect science, and therefore aren't the fools they seem to be. They don't love science enough to become, you know, actual scientists, but they f***ing LOVE science. They don't understand that Fauci was primarily a bureaucrat, and one who, in Josh Hawley's words "lost his way" and decided it was all about him.

See also, global warming.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:42 AM (Riz8t)

157 Inner Hitler.
Chicken dinner.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 11:42 AM (W/Dm8)

158 They could bring in Brix to explain her email that said the team needed to box in Trump so he had no option but a shutdown.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 11:42 AM (EA9U6)

159 There was a 70s Brit show that used a ghost detective: Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Congratulations on finishing your editing!

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)

160 The dipshits who fell in line because they believed the State propaganda will remain dipshits."

We love big government!

/

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 11:43 AM (XuXeR)

161 Do I really have to block another monkey pic? SRSLY?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 11:43 AM (diia5)

162 He was a government employee, creating records on government computers. I guess he slept through the training explaining that that made them government records.
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Hillary should be breaking rocks at Leavenworth for the mockery she made of "government records".

Posted by: Crusader at July 30, 2026 11:43 AM (TN0g+)

163 See also, global warming."

Also, TBBT...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM (XuXeR)

164 >>COVID didn't change anyone. It just showed who everyone was.


It broke some people, it really did.
They were obviously vulnerable to it, but still.


Foremost among them being the people who are still driving solo with masks on.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM (Riz8t)

165 three dots I have enjoyed your very accurate posts thank you

I am still in a TERRIBLE mood

nightmares all night

this is PTSD? I hate to throw that around

but wow. I feel like crap being reminded of what happened

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM (j+aD2)

166
Faux Chi
Fo Chi

Like Ho Chi

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM (Zm7n5)

167 My experience during Covid was quite different.

I didn’t miss a day of work. I went into the office every day and interacted with people and walked around outside.

I can’t imagine being cooped up in my home for two years. I can’t imagine trying to raise little kids during that time. It must have been brutal.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM (8ZrHX)

168 >>Exactly. Why were decades/centuries of well established medical knowledge ignored? I'd always thought before that the US medical/governmental system was afraid of another Spanish Flu situation. Turns out they were disappointed when it looked like it wouldn't actually become that.

Prior to the China virus, US policy was no lockdowns. That changed with the virus with almost no questions asked or taken.

Distinguished medical experts like Scott Atlas were marginalized and then deplatformed for disagreeing with Fauci's policies. That is not normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:45 AM (viF8m)

169 Why was it so important for the establishment to push the lies that Fauci spewed and cover up the true origin of the virus?
Posted by: JackStraw


Because there was an election to steal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 11:46 AM (EA9U6)

170 Faux Chi
Fo Chi

Like Ho Chi"

Minh?

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 11:46 AM (XuXeR)

171 It was designed to break people. It was engineered to get still others to embrace their Inner Hitler.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:40 AM (Irr+m)

Exactly. Single people experienced extended solitary confinement for the crime of being law abiding.

San Franpsycho said that one morning San Fran authorities were saying no shutdown because of the emotional effect. That same afternoon the directive came to shut everything down. From the same people. Never any explanation of what had changed.

The authorities *knew* what it would do and went ahead.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:46 AM (lFFaq)

172 Like Ho Chi"

Minh?
Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 11:46 AM (XuXeR)
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Mama!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:46 AM (amcLV)

173 Because there was an election to steal.


I think that literally was the reason

the other murdering part was kinda like icing on the cake

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 11:46 AM (j+aD2)

174 143 Open discussion about killing 10 million people and shutting down the world is a "distraction".

But making sure we can graft intestine penises on to children without their parents knowing is what, a worldwide emergency?
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:37 AM (Irr+m)

nominate for comment of the week

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 11:47 AM (Zm7n5)

175 146 >>Regardless, at 85yrs, he will soon answer to God. His megalomaniac narcissistic sociopathy (or psychopathy) will be reduced to an ember in the eternal lake of fire for is crimes against humanity. He can join Hitler and Ted Bundy's special club of demons.


I wish that were enough, but he needs to be very publicly punished, and his family fortunes destroyed.

He destroyed so many lives, so many businesses, so many family fortunes (e.g. family farms that sold, etc.).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 11:38 AM (X8xt3)

If he were a right-winger he would be subjected to constant and continual lawfare that would humiliate and publicly destroy him while draining every last penny of his finances.

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 30, 2026 11:47 AM (LJ/fG)

176 I wish that were enough, but he needs to be very publicly punished, and his family fortunes destroyed.


yes

I would also like to see Georgetown and Holy Cross destroyed

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (j+aD2)

177 Ahh, the radio addresses by Cuomo were the best. What a fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (wOO3z)

178 That video of Julia Roberts squeeeing over him like a middle school girl was unbelievable. I suspect part of what drove Fauci was that videos like this gave him the idea he could have a shot at bedding her. Given her behavior, it was probably a reasonable idea.


I had no idea.This sounds like a Penthouse Letters entry.

In diary entries, Fauci reveled in fawning Leftist college students

Similarly, in another entry, he wrote:

Chris and I (with the detail) went for our Sunday walk on the Mall as opposed to the Canal … we ran into groups of students who had just had their graduation ceremony from George Washington University on the Mall. A few recognized me and started squealing and laughing as asking for selfies, which I gave them. Then more and more people gathered around and soon we had the same sort of crowd around me as has happened at AU …

Another entry from June 2022 recounts the “glorious” time Fauci wrote that he had at College of the Holy Cross, which renamed a science building after him.

“The outpouring of love, affection, and admiration on the part of the students and the faculty at Holy Cross was very moving,” he wrote.


https://tinyurl.com/34rfcfv2

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (Riz8t)

179 "This was basically an honest guy…There is no evidence that he tried to make any money off of it."

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Hawley laid out just a snippet of plain evidence yesterday, yet Lizard Face refuses to look at it. Fauci's own net worth before and after is plain evidence, yet Lizard Face refuses to look at it.

It's like seeing an abused, bleeding, broken-boned, black and blue wife and a husband with bloody fists and refusing to see the plain evidence he beat her up.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (qBdHI)

180 My experience during Covid was quite different.

I didn’t miss a day of work. I went into the office every day and interacted with people and walked around outside.

I can’t imagine being cooped up in my home for two years. I can’t imagine trying to raise little kids during that time. It must have been brutal.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM (8ZrHX)
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Same. The only thing different was during the peak of the hysteria, NYC and the surrounding areas were ghost towns. It was like walking around in a sci-fi movie where you wake up and find out almost everyone else vanished.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (iFTx/)

181 >>Because there was an election to steal.

Definitely part of it. But the lockdowns and vaccine mandates went on long after Biden was installed.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

182 Ahh, the radio addresses by Cuomo were the best. What a fucking piece of shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (wOO3z)
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You know who else gave radio addresses?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:49 AM (amcLV)

183 i'm dr. science!
Posted by: fauci at July 30, 2026 11:28 AM (oY6Yp)



Ask Dr. Science: Do Helicopters Eat Their Young?

youtu.be/5AV1KMIy938

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 11:49 AM (rbvCR)

184 You know who else gave radio addresses?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:49 AM (amcLV)


FDR. He was a lying POS too.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 11:49 AM (rbvCR)

185 Definitely part of it. But the lockdowns and vaccine mandates went on long after Biden was installed.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)

Had to make sure all those new minority businesses were thoroughly destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:51 AM (lFFaq)

186
And of course, out of everyone, there is one person more eager than anyone else for the rollout of the next manufactured panic and ruthless crackdown: Karen.

Those were her Days of Wine and Roses. That shining, halcyon moment when she stood paramount, her baleful eyes shining behind her mask, glowering downward at a chastened world, with the World's Manager standing resolutely behind her.

She sits on her leather sofa, a goblet of wine in one claw. She stares wistfully through her picture window, while the bony fingers of the other claw lazily stroke the embroidery of the epaulets on her Weinsatzgruppe K dress uniform, and thinks "one day, one day..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 11:51 AM (BI5O2)

187
So many "Mr. Sciences!" I'm confused!
Posted by: Bulg


I Am The Science contains multitudes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2026 11:52 AM (s9VOe)

188 Same. The only thing different was during the peak of the hysteria, NYC and the surrounding areas were ghost towns. It was like walking around in a sci-fi movie where you wake up and find out almost everyone else vanished.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at July

My office building is across from I 5 running through downtown Seattle. It was super creepy with so little traffic. And it was so quiet.

But the homeless were thriving. That’s how I knew this was bullshit. If Covid was so bad, why were the homeless unaffected? By May 2020, I knew we were being manipulated.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 11:52 AM (8ZrHX)

189 I Am The Science contains multitudes
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 30, 2026 11:52 AM (s9VOe)
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Its name is Legion, one might say.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 11:53 AM (amcLV)

190 But the lockdowns and vaccine mandates went on long after Biden was installed.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:48 AM (viF8m)


That's because they had succeeded in instilling terror, or at least the willingness to burn anyone at the stake for questioning the terror, in their adherents. Remember when they were trying to open things up to mitigate the damage to the economy in the run up to the election and the leftists were all shrieking about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 11:54 AM (ExV1e)

191 "I Am The Science contains multitudes"

Borg.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 11:55 AM (VMFAF)

192 >>Had to make sure all those new minority businesses were thoroughly destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Nobody is ever going to convince me that sending money and technology to the CCP to develop bio weapons is business as usual. It often gets lost in the horror of 9/11 that what followed was a series of anthrax or fake anthrax attacks. It was such a concern that the Bush administration completely revamped our bio weapons and defense of bi weapons programs to guard against bio weapons attacks.

And a decade later we are partnering with our biggest geopolitical foe on bio weapons development?

Oh, ok.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 11:56 AM (viF8m)

193 "I Am The Science contains multitudes"

Borg.


Necromonger

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 11:56 AM (Riz8t)

194 "I Am The Science contains multitudes"

Borg.

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2026 11:55 AM (VMFAF)
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"You will be assimilated."

Posted by: Locutus at July 30, 2026 11:57 AM (FZ29D)

195 That's because they had succeeded in instilling terror...

==

The fact that I still see idiots wearing masks occasionally is absolutely astounding to me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 11:57 AM (qBdHI)

196 Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 11:52 AM (8ZrHX)

Did your co-workers see that as well or were they true believers?
I was deeply disappointed in my sister, no lover of government and very conservative, who couldn't see in July of that year that when she saw 80 people and 20 tested positive with *1* needing hospitalized, that meant any epidemic there may have been was over.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 11:57 AM (lFFaq)

197 The fact that I still see idiots wearing masks occasionally is absolutely astounding to me.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 11:57 AM (qBdHI)


I have come to the conclusion that school bus drivers in Oregon are required to wear those surgical masks still. Also people working with developmentally disabled.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 11:58 AM (rbvCR)

198 If Covid was so bad, why were the homeless unaffected?

They drink Sterno. That's what saved the wino in "The Andromeda Strain".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 11:58 AM (ExV1e)

199 "You will be assimilated."
Posted by: Locutus

Yes, please, Miss 7 of 9.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)

200 But the lockdowns and vaccine mandates went on long after Biden was installed.
Posted by: JackStraw


It isn't enough to steal an election, one must change the dynamics so that the new regime is unchallenged. This is where they overstepped.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 30, 2026 11:59 AM (ldxYn)

201 Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM (j+aD2)

Oh hon I'm so sorry.

I think it's a reminder of those times. And I think for you more than anything it's a reminder that they could come again. Any time. New guise. Old guise. Or same exact guise. And we will be "in it" all over again.

No, this won't make you feel better, but facing it consciously... that this is how the world is. We dance on a precipice between civilization and total disorder. That is the way it has always been.

HOWEVER... those particular days ARE gone. People are more awake now. We know about the broken ones but you aren't one of them. In fact you see things very clearly and always have. You might not sleep better tonight, but it will settle. This bs is behind us. Yes "they" walk among us, but always have.

For some reason, Trump turned his head to look at a chart about the border (which is in much better shape now). God used that moment to show that He and no one else has this, and to clear Trump's path back to power.

This won't cure your fears of what "could" happen but please know we are in a far better position now. Knowledge is power. Forewarned is forearmed. That is my sincere promise to you.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 11:59 AM (Irr+m)

202 I have come to the conclusion that school bus drivers in Oregon are required to wear those surgical masks still. Also people working with developmentally disabled.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 11:58 AM (rbvCR)
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When I was in the ED recently, all the personnel were masked. Didn't make the patients mask up, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 12:00 PM (amcLV)

203 ISWYDT
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 11:32 AM (AEg6O)

Hi Nurse! My phone is destroyed, so I lost all my contacts. Could you send me a text when you get a chance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:00 PM (1z8ji)

204 Yes, please, Miss 7 of 9.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:58 AM (77rzZ)
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Aways thought she was 10 of 10, myself.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 12:01 PM (amcLV)

205 >>If Covid was so bad, why were the homeless unaffected?

If the virus was so bad why did Biden throw open the borders to millions of illegal aliens, the vast majority of which were not vaccinated and were never required to get vaccinated once they got here.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 12:01 PM (viF8m)

206 > But long after Biden was installed, the censorship and lies continued. In fact, it got worse.

They could have waited a few weeks and called an all clear and made Joey and Fauci heroes but instead Biden was as maniacal about the virus as Fauci. And they knew they were lying all along.
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I think it took time for *biden's staff to consolidate their power. *biden was mentally crippled from the day he and the Democrats stole the election (with an assist from the GOP) and it was they who needed time to get set up.

The covid op gave cover for them. I'm somewhat surprised they didn't prolong it... but the economy was crashing and people were beginning to realize it was nowhere near a bad as the government said it was.

Still, it was a very successful operation into finding how far the Feds could go with getting the public to comply with some seriously asinine mandates.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 12:02 PM (2Cry5)

207 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 12:00 PM (amcLV)

All Inspector's doctors are doing elbow bumps. In Texas. Then again, it may simply be to cut down on how often they have to wash their hands, which probably does get really old.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 12:02 PM (lFFaq)

208 I wish that were enough, but he needs to be very publicly punished, and his family fortunes destroyed.

Yeah, a pardon doesn't protect him from civil lawsuits.

Why hasn't a class action litigation been filed in Oklahoma or similar red state?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2026 12:02 PM (aD4fx)

209 I didn’t miss a day of work. I went into the office every day and interacted with people and walked around outside.

I can’t imagine being cooped up in my home for two years. I can’t imagine trying to raise little kids during that time. It must have been brutal.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 11:44 AM


You and me, both, nurse. As difficult as things were, it got me out and about.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2026 12:04 PM (kgE5c)

210 Fauci needs to meet Bob Lee Swagger in a cabin in Montana.

Posted by: Cosda at July 30, 2026 12:04 PM (hsEwW)

211 I remember when "doctors" went on TV to explain why it was ok for BLM/antifa rioters to be in the streets rioting, without masks of course, because social justice gave them a special pass or some such idiocy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 12:05 PM (viF8m)

212 Fauci needs to meet Bob Lee Swagger in a cabin in Montana.
Posted by: Cosda at July 30, 2026 12:04 PM (hsEwW)
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You know who else wanted to see Montana?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 12:05 PM (amcLV)

213 I'm still suspicious of The Great Ammo Shortage of 2020.

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2026 12:06 PM (Q+gd/)

214 You know what the Horde did, gathered in Texas, laughed, ate drank, hugged, shot firearms and enjoyed life.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 12:06 PM (abScH)

215 Thx MisHum.
The dumbest thing of the day: at Twitchy there is a post from the WNBA featuring Angel Reece and Paige Bueckers betting on their own games. It's against league rules.
The WNBA is the single dumbest sports league in history

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 12:06 PM (BlDDt)

216 "You know who else wanted to see Montana?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

Me and the pygmy pony?

Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at July 30, 2026 12:07 PM (MWfyi)

217 You know who else wanted to see Montana"

An aspiring dental floss tycoon?

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 12:07 PM (XuXeR)

218 All Inspector's doctors are doing elbow bumps. In Texas. Then again, it may simply be to cut down on how often they have to wash their hands, which probably does get really old.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 12:02 PM (lFFaq)


My oncology people don't wear masks and are not, at all, reticent to touch people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)

219 New one. WNBA

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2026 12:08 PM (Riz8t)

220 The Amazonian Basketball League is nothing more than a political op. Or it seems to have morphed into one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 12:08 PM (wOO3z)

221 "I was on TV for hours today! Not a hair out of place. Winning!"

That would be a statement of truth. Fauci is incapable, due to his demonic nature, of uttering truth.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 12:08 PM (9s47C)

222 I still have some "horse dewormer" from those days. I got it mailed in pill form. I had a friend who was all on board with the vax and masking up who would call it, ivermectin, " horse dewormer. Thanks to this blog and some podcasters, I knew Pfizer CEO, Alex Bourla was a veterinarian. So I at least let her know that Pfizer's ceo was a horse doctor, and that I would be okay

Posted by: Rex B at July 30, 2026 12:08 PM (R0XxO)

223 You know what I hate more than being homeless?

The fact that in the local homelessness "assistance" circles, I am not a priority of any kind.

Around and around I go, where I sleep tonight, damned if I know (well in a hotel for now, but you get the point).

No beds. Most resources go to women with children, which I get, but seriously? Nothing for the men?

Fuck this world. I have a home when time comes to leave it. Can't leave early or I don't get it, naturally. Tired of Catch-22.

OK, my rant for the day. Back to my usual shitposting.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: Fiat Justicia, Ruat Caelum at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (OUMaO)

224 Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 12:05 PM (viF8m)

The multiple gold coffin funerals for a drugged out thug while others weren't allowed *any* funeral is probably only second to OweB+owMao's reign of error for destroying interracial unity in this country. Hard not to suspect this was intentional.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 12:09 PM (lFFaq)

225 The plandemic did not change us as a family (ok, the in-laws were nuts but they don't count).

My grands are very socialized and hauled to restaurants and travel from infancy (8 &5yrs). While I initially protested the daycare at the parish, they have made friends and it's been good for them. Confident kids who have fun.

A stark difference in the sheltered children of friends they know and recently went on a cruise with. Those kids, ages 4yrs and 2yrs are messes, having no social interaction. Partially due to covid. Partially due to their attorney mother who is Puerto Rican and apparently nuts. The father is my son's friend and a nice guy.

They scream if they don't get their way. Are shy with people (except when the 2yr old refuses to stay in his high chair and they think it's cute for him to go to other's tables at dinner). It's not cute when they tantrum in public. Son said never again. They also scream in bed til midnight, even at home. The Scream Cruise.

Vocabulary is limited. A totally different aspect of our grands in every way. I had vague hope that the parents might see the huge difference but apparently they did not and "want to plan another vacation." Not bloody likely.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:11 PM (hzuYO)

226 You know what the Horde did, gathered in Texas, laughed, ate drank, hugged, shot firearms and enjoyed life.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 12:06 PM


2020 was what finally got me to decide I needed a change of scenery and a drive to my first NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)

227 The Boss is up.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 12:14 PM (amcLV)

228 214 You know what the Horde did, gathered in Texas, laughed, ate drank, hugged, shot firearms and enjoyed life.
Posted by: Ben Had at Ju

We had a camping trip in May 2020. It was glorious.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (/NJmz)

229 164 >>COVID didn't change anyone. It just showed who everyone was.


It broke some people, it really did.
They were obviously vulnerable to it, but still.

Foremost among them being the people who are still driving solo with masks on.

---

It didn't break me, because i would rather die than live like that.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 30, 2026 12:18 PM (wMHLU)

230 We had a camping trip in May 2020. It was glorious.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 12:16 PM (/NJmz)
*************
We all got covid in Big Sky, Montana skiing from the toddler grandson who'd been in daycare (no masking, thank goodness for some sanity for toddlers). It was a cold. His father was the sickest and we all drove home.

We'd all decided that it was not going to stop us from life or travel. Later that year we went to Sun Valley and there was masking for Octoberfest. Except, of course, when you sat to eat as the virus could not touch you then (which was the most retarded rule of all).

Outside we did not mask but saw others doing it and I wanted to point and laugh but am polite. Hiking we saw masks and they would almost fall off trails to avoid us unmasked peasant vectors.

We had fun. I realized early on the dropping dead chy knees people was bs. It was not the Influenza of 1918, thank God. Nor ebola. It was a cold...and I say this being prone to bronchitis.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:24 PM (hzuYO)

231 I have come to the conclusion that school bus drivers in Oregon are required to wear those surgical masks still. Also people working with developmentally disabled.
Posted by: Kindltot
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In '19, I was considering getting out of OR, watching the "by hook or by crook" leftist takeover. I opposed mail-in ballots when it was voted in, and I predicted, verified by '20, that - now "counted" by county employees who's rice bowl was involved - that no bond measure would ever fail. By '20, I was actively looking. Spurred on by the eager adoption of more and more authoritarian covid rules, I pulled the trigger in late '20. Since a significant amount of remodeling was wanted in the new place, it took almost 6 months to fully move. We took.multiple trips between AZ and OR and the contrast was vivid. In OR, masked single drivers were the norm, in small town NE AZ, at its height, less than half of the people were masked outside, or in any venue without a legal requirement, like govt offices. The exception was the Reservations, where they were hit pretty hard,I believe due to a combination of genetic susceptibility and tightly communal living.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 01:41 PM (RIlaO)

232 From intro post: ...I do not have enough disgust for the sanctimonious and megalomaniac "Doctor" Fauci and his shyster mouth piece Schertler.

I'll say this for Hitler. He was open and honest compared to Anthony Fauci. And that is my rant for the day.


That's the thing about Dictators and Terrorists -- their intellectualy honesty brazenly brandishing their weapons openly with the dare:
TRY TO STOP ME IF YOU THINK YOU CAN

Compared to the Cowardly Politico, who's only real power is to get you to believe in them while the conceal the vast arsenal that is hair triggered to snap, trap and ensare you for even the slightest perceived disrespect.

The dynamic fully described here: (as referenced many times before)
https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience


SHARK WEEK: DAY 5. METAL TRiUMPh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_9hX43pTpE

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at July 30, 2026 02:09 PM (2CqsU)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Curry Kansas Pastoral.jpg


Kansas Pastoral: Planter's Family

John Steuart Curry

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




Comments

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1 On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to comment.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MWfyi)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

5 And CBD is abusing his access to the time machine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

6 Whut?

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MWfyi)

7 On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to comment.
Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MWfyi)
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How...meta.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (amcLV)

8 When the tornado hits be sure and follow the yellow brick road.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

9 Planter's Family




I don't see peanuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (ZQqbB)

10 Nice looking chicks!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (KyCZl)

11 Hmmm....Pa and the boys must be out working the fields.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

12 gorgeous gingham.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

13 That's a beautiful painting.
Thank you!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Sco7b)

14 Three noods on the MR.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (NcvvS)

15 What style is that? Murky Americana?

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (MWfyi)

16 When the tornado hits be sure and follow the yellow brick road.
Posted by: redridinghood


The last bitch that pissed me off is still under a house!
Posted by: Glenda

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (ZQqbB)

17 I bet Mom is good at basketball

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

18 Daddy's at the bar.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (CmKxk)

19 Sweet... Baby seem large

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (ZGBUU)

20 Chickens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (wOO3z)

21 The humidity is so thick, you can see it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (2YhKe)

22 and it's out of focus

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

23 pa avoids that redhead except for when it counts.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

24 The word "planters" or even "planter's" always makes me think of Planters Peanuts.

That's a rooster and a sheep and lamb in the lower right corner, but at first glance I thought it was a miniature camel.

The darkness of the sky and the smoke puffing from the chimney makes me think the house is on fire, or the trees just behind the house.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

25 Attack of the three story tall woman, and her giant children?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 09:35 AM (6YiIr)

26 Chicken is wondering why things are so blurry.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 09:35 AM (amcLV)

27 18 i'm sitting right here.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

28 Auntie Em!! Auntie Em!!!

It's a twister!!!!!! A twister!!!!!

Posted by: Johnny at July 30, 2026 09:35 AM (2YhKe)

29 19 you know what that means.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:36 AM (Bep7s)

30 Attack of the three story tall woman, and her giant children?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 09:35 AM (6YiIr)



Amazon Women From the Moon

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:36 AM (2YhKe)

31 With that lighting it almost looks like they are standing outside at night, lit by the glow of a burning building?

Weird

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 09:36 AM (X8xt3)

32 24 izzat a cloud or chimney toss?

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:36 AM (Bep7s)

33 Mommy your apron smells like jissom.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 09:37 AM (CmKxk)

34 "John Steuart Curry (November 14, 1897 – August 29, 1946) was an American painter whose career spanned the years from 1924 until his death. He was noted for his paintings depicting rural life in his home state, Kansas. Along with Thomas Hart Benton and Grant Wood, he was hailed as one of the three great painters of American Regionalism of the first half of the twentieth century. Curry's artistic production was varied, including paintings, book illustrations, prints, and posters."

Posted by: Tuna at July 30, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

35 N.B. The Planter and his older sons are in Missouri burning farms.

Posted by: RS at July 30, 2026 09:37 AM (GYx3d)

36 This is mama telling her kids that she'll be back as soon as she goes into town to check all the bars trying to find the old man before he drinks up the whole paycheck.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 09:37 AM (g8Ew8)

37
"There, there children... the mail's been late three days running, and daddy's just in there showing the mailman who's boss. It's about domination, that's all. No homo."

Posted by: Platner's Family at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (BI5O2)

38 It looks like the kid the lady is holding was penciled in. I wonder what she was originally holding.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (MWfyi)

39 Farmhouse could use some sprucing up

Posted by: Alf and Ralph Monroe at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (J4Dwc)

40 Is that a dog or a calf in the background?

Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

41 The Planter's family was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

42 >>Attack of the three story tall woman, and her giant children?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 09:35 AM

It's Kansas, so we know they aren't standing on a hill.

Posted by: huerfano at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (VJX5o)

43 They look pretty good, considering they haven't bathed since last September.

Posted by: Aren't You Glad You Use Dial? at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

44 Broad has quite the neck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 09:39 AM (2Cry5)

45 10 Nice looking chicks!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM

I know where you can get them for free.

Posted by: M. Knopfler at July 30, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

46 Curry was born in 1897 and died in 1946, so he did not have a long life. Born in Kansas, died in Wisconsin.

Wiki: Curry was "an American painter whose career spanned the years from 1924 until his death. He was noted for his paintings depicting rural life in his home state, Kansas. Along with Thomas Hart Benton and Grant Wood, he was hailed as one of the three great painters of American Regionalism of the first half of the twentieth century." So, only about twenty years of work.

His self-portrait there looks much like George Costanza.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

47 This painting I like. A very pleasant maternal scene

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 09:39 AM (+gA9j)

48 I wonder what she was originally holding.
Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 09:38 AM (MWfyi)
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Not the demon-baby from Passion of the Christ, one hopes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 09:39 AM (amcLV)

49 same kid that wiped her hand on the flag.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)

50 Little girl looks stoned

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 09:41 AM (J4Dwc)

51 It looks like the kid the lady is holding was penciled in. I wonder what she was originally holding.
Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026


***
A sheaf of wheat, maybe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

52 That poor girl child is looking into her future on the Kansas plains.

Posted by: huerfano at July 30, 2026 09:41 AM (VJX5o)

53 "MOM! The chickens are pecking at my feet again!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:41 AM (2YhKe)

54 She no dunk. Concentrate on fundamentals.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2026 09:41 AM (g0fKN)

55 Little girl looks stoned
Posted by: one hour sober

She found mommy and daddy's gummy stash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:42 AM (wOO3z)

56 The little girl looks like she's tugging on ma's apron to try to get some of the attention that she's showering on that big-ass boy(?) she's holding.

Doesn't seem to be working.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

57 It's ironic that Pa is actually a peanut farmer, and he needs a monocle for his one good eye and a cane after the thresher accident.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2026 09:42 AM (KyCZl)

58 Highest point in Kansas, 4,039 ft. Highest point in Florida, 345 ft.

Posted by: Ups and Downs at July 30, 2026 09:42 AM (JM9I6)

59 Little girl looks stoned
Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 09:41 AM (J4Dwc)

In the country 'shrooms are free.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 09:42 AM (g8Ew8)

60 Little girl looks stoned
Posted by: one hour sober



1000 yard stare. She was in the shit at daycare.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:43 AM (ZQqbB)

61 Painted just before Elmira Gulch foreclosed on the place.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

62 His self-portrait there looks much like George Costanza.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:39

I was in the pool!

Posted by: Shrinkage at July 30, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

63 They look pretty good, considering they haven't bathed since last September.
Posted by: Aren't You Glad You Use Dial? at July 30, 2026


***
"What month is it, Mr. Wood?"

"July, Mrs. Wood."

"Ah. Too early to take a bath."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

64 Little girl looks stoned
Posted by: one hour sober



1000 yard stare. She was in the shit at daycare.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:43 AM (ZQqbB)



Kansas.

Corn, Child Of

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:44 AM (2YhKe)

65 Needs a dog. what kind of of doesn't have a dog.

Posted by: Charles Martel at July 30, 2026 09:44 AM (smrxK)

66 His self-portrait there looks much like George Costanza.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

From his time at Vandelay Industries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:44 AM (wOO3z)

67 Kansas Pastoral: Planter's Family
John Steuart Curry

**********

Supplemental Income - a limerick

Depression Era living took guts
"Twas daunting, no ifs, ands, or buts
When the future is hazy
The stress'll drive you crazy
That Planter's family is chock full o' nuts!

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

68 Painted just before Elmira Gulch foreclosed on the place.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)



Better call Uncle Jesse and the Duke Boys!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:45 AM (2YhKe)

69 Highest point in Kansas, 4,039 ft. Highest point in Florida, 345 ft.
Posted by: Ups and Downs

When my brother briefly lived in Kansas in the early 80s, the highest point in the state was the roof of the Holiday Inn in Wichita.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

70 Those kids look vaccine-deficient.

Posted by: Tiny Tony at July 30, 2026 09:45 AM (JM9I6)

71 57 kiln.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

72 This looks like it'd make a great postcard.

(Back side)
Hello ma! Hello pa!
I finally made it to Ft. Leavenworth!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:46 AM (ZQqbB)

73 From his time at Vandelay Industries.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:44 AM


And you want to be my latex salesman?

Posted by: Shaking my head at July 30, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

74 kiln.
Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)



*sobs*

*runs screaming from room*

Posted by: Zombie Fawn Liebowitz at July 30, 2026 09:47 AM (2YhKe)

75
No herding dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:47 AM (O0L8i)

76 Needs a dog. what kind of of doesn't have a dog.
Posted by: Charles Martel


Barky Obola. *burp

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:47 AM (ZQqbB)

77 63 "nnnnnnn! has it been a year already?"

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

78 No herding dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:47 AM (O0L8i)



Dog is out, herding.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

79 *That Planter's family is chock full o' nuts!*

Technically, Norm, they're legumes.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at July 30, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

80 Not to be confused with Hearding.

Although as a puppy, the dog may've shit a bed or two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:48 AM (2YhKe)

81 67 those are the best spare fastener coffee cans.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

82 *That Planter's family is chock full o' nuts!*

Technically, Norm, they're legumes.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin



I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ZQqbB)

83 IDK what is behind the goat. A blob of something. Not sure if that is a goat.

Kind of a shitty painting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:49 AM (wOO3z)

84 72 12years?

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

85
Technically, Norm, they're legumes.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at July 30, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)


Anyone can be accurate. It just takes a lack of imagination.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (O0L8i)

86 I always find the sight of a little girl tugging on her mothers hem looking for comfort and protection… it’s adorable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (+gA9j)

87 That cow looks like it was crossed with a Corgi.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)

88 Is the planter's last name Fasciitis?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

89 I'll never see Leavenworth.

Posted by: Garden Gnome Fauxi at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

90 Not sure why but I don't like it

Too smudgy?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

91 Is it day or night?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

92
Just outside the frame, farmer coming up yelling, "Woman, where's my vittles?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:51 AM (O0L8i)

93 I'll never see Leavenworth.
Posted by: Garden Gnome Fauxi at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)



You should see hot lead just before it enters your eye socket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:51 AM (2YhKe)

94 The baby looks enormous compared to the young girl. Interesting scale and color choices.

Posted by: LASue at July 30, 2026 09:52 AM (lCppi)

95 IDK what is behind the goat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Kansas' first Muslim resident.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

96 You should see hot lead just before it enters your eye socket.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

He needs to suffer. Beg for death.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:52 AM (wOO3z)

97 89 'leven years at twelveworth.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

98 woolworth.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

99
He needs to suffer. Beg for death.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:52 AM (wOO3z)



Nothing is too torturous for that little f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (2YhKe)

100 Judging by the lighting they're standing around watching the barn burn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (S41Gd)

101 Technique is fine, if a little blurry. Needs a pitchfork, though.

Posted by: Grant Wood at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (JM9I6)

102 He needs to suffer. Beg for death.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:52 AM (wOO3z)
-----------
We're waiting...

Posted by: Sand Flies at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (amcLV)

103 95 thankyou. you aim too, please.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

104 Judging by the lighting they're standing around watching the barn burn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (S41Gd)



Judging by the mom's face, she lit it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

105 This isn't something I would hang but it is an effective painting. Curry portrayed a family, centered around a traditional farm home, showing a comfortable prosperity and contentment and he did so effectively. The soft colors and brushwork add to the emotional aspects. The mother's expression sets the tone for the whole scene. There is a 'peaceable kingdom' feel about it, a sense that this is how things should be.

I like this better than most of Curry's historical themes which are often chaotic and highly exaggerated.

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

106 Technically, Norm, they're legumes.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at July 30, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

Anyone can be accurate. It just takes a lack of imagination.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (O0L8i)

Elaine Benes just about gave herself concussion tapping herself on the head (a pre-arranged signal with Jerry that he ignored) trying to escape a bore at a party talking about legumes and other distinctions…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 09:54 AM (+gA9j)

107 Needs a pitchfork, though.
Posted by: Grant Wood at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (JM9I6)



Green Acres is the place to be......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

108 That cow looks like it was crossed with a Corgi.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (2YhKe)
----
You really don't want to know what they crossed with their pigs...

Let's just say they call them "porcuswine."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 09:55 AM (FZ29D)

109
Let's just say they call them "porcuswine."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 09:55 AM (FZ29D)



Poor Larry Fine......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:55 AM (2YhKe)

110 Faaarrrrrrrm living is the life for me

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:56 AM (wOO3z)

111 Judging by the lighting they're standing around watching the barn burn.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (S41Gd)
----
That's one way to get a federal bailout...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 09:56 AM (FZ29D)

112 What Talarico got for Christmas 2021.

https://tinyurl.com/4hdxdz5x

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)

113 Would hang.
In the hallway leading to the restrooms.
At the Cracker Barrel.
Just outside Topeka.

Posted by: Snooty Art Critic at July 30, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

114 Green Acres is the place to be......
Posted by: Sponge

Second best TV theme, after Hawaii Five-O.

The great Vic Mizzy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

115 What Talarico got for Christmas 2021.

https://tinyurl.com/4hdxdz5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
----
I thought that was a joke...but it appears to be real.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 09:57 AM (FZ29D)

116 Babe alert!
https://tinyurl.com/d2y5rstv

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 09:58 AM (cWLG3)

117 Green Acres was The Beverly Hillbillies in reverse.

Posted by: Think about it at July 30, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

118 Willowed from last thread:

Smell the Glove

Elon owns the Boring Company for a reason.

Whatever they name the first city (Landing Strip Deja Thoris , Helium, Muskcograd) will be an underground city.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



The Horde has some very accomplished authors.
Salty just gave y'all a book series idea.

Personally, I would love to see a sci-fi tv series. Preferably on Amazon Prime, since I have it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:59 AM (ZQqbB)

119 I always liked the theme song to The Rockford Files. Barney Miller is up there, too. The bass is awesome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:59 AM (wOO3z)

120 I don't even want to know what Talarico did with that Fauci doll when in his bunk.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

121 Re: painting... how'd he get the chickens to stay still?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 09:59 AM (cWLG3)

122 Green Acres is the place to be......
Posted by: Sponge

Second best TV theme, after Hawaii Five-O.

The great Vic Mizzy.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)


He also wrote the Addams Family theme. I read somewhere that he would come up with the rhythm for a piece first (as in Green Acres's "da-da-da-da-da, BOMP BOMP) and then the melody would come afterwards.

IIRC, Mizzy also sang the Addams theme. It was supposed to be a placeholder voice, but the studio liked his version.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:00 AM (qRla/)

123 Little girl looks stoned
Posted by: one hour sober



1000 yard stare. She was in the shit at daycare.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:43 AM (ZQqbB)


There I was. In the shit. Up to my ankles in graham cracker crumbs and broken crayons. All I had left was a pair of safety scissors and my will to live.

Posted by: Much blood and apple juice were shed at July 30, 2026 10:00 AM (TbWk/)

124 Weapons in school.

First-grader suspended from school for biting sandwich into shape of a gun, pointing it at classmates

https://tinyurl.com/49vyv2hw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

125 There I was. In the shit. Up to my ankles in graham cracker crumbs and broken crayons. All I had left was a pair of safety scissors and my will to live.
Posted by: Much blood and apple juice were shed


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:01 AM (ZQqbB)

126 @119 Quincy Jones' theme for Sanford and Son was memorable.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 10:01 AM (cWLG3)

127 Curry had some very interesting paintings including one of a girl being baptized, a black family on the top of a house being swept away by a flood with the father praying, and a one of wild and intense abolitionist John Brown. I think the only one which I had seen before was the one of John Brown, but maybe there are several different ones of those.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 10:01 AM (rHgXV)

128 116 That was not nice.



Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:01 AM (77rzZ)

129 90 Not sure why but I don't like it

Too smudgy?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

I looked around, and this appears to be the best digital copy of this piece of work available. But there's a graininess in the background that makes me wonder what material it was originally painted on - some textile, not canvas? That's what is giving everything a smudgy look.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 10:01 AM (edUvp)

130 Babe alert!
https://tinyurl.com/d2y5rstv
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 09:58 AM (cWLG3)

Peter Griffin done trooned out!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 30, 2026 10:01 AM (PSEDc)

131 Blurry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:02 AM (Y/06r)

132 What Talarico got for Christmas 2021.

https://tinyurl.com/4hdxdz5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)



The responses are good.

Talarico is a fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

133 (as in Green Acres's "da-da-da-da-da, BOMP BOMP)

Shave and a haircut, two bits!

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:03 AM (77rzZ)

134 I like this better than most of Curry's historical themes which are often chaotic and highly exaggerated.
Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2026 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

And yet I still love Curry's John Brown!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 10:03 AM (edUvp)

135 @130 That's pretty spot on. lol

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 10:03 AM (cWLG3)

136 Hard to find competent carpenters since Alf and Ralph retired.

Posted by: Newt Kiley at July 30, 2026 10:03 AM (JM9I6)

137 Curry's "Tornado over Kansas" is nightmare fuel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 30, 2026 10:04 AM (kpS4V)

138 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: The Mission: Impossible theme at July 30, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

139 I always liked the theme song to The Rockford Files. Barney Miller is up there, too. The bass is awesome.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:59 AM (wOO3z)



The Rockford theme went through a couple renditions, but the guitar lead was pretty good.

Cliff Burton from Metallica always said it was the Barney Miller theme that created his love for the bass guitar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:04 AM (2YhKe)

140 What Talarico got for Christmas 2021.

https://tinyurl.com/4hdxdz5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)


The responses are good.

Talarico is a fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

Very faghi.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 10:04 AM (dK+Kv)

141 IIRC, Mizzy also sang the Addams theme. It was supposed to be a placeholder voice, but the studio liked his version.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Did he do the speaking stuff (e.g., saying "petite" when thy showed Lurch)? Because I seem to remember more than one voice singing the actual theme.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

142 *I always liked the theme song to The Rockford Files. Barney Miller is up there, too. The bass is awesome.*


Were you a Top 40 hit?

Posted by: The theme from Taxi at July 30, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)

143 Homeownership may be more achievable when Bay Area residents relocate, but it also may leave movers more vulnerable to climate change risks. Using the U.S. Climate Vulnerability Index, the study found that those who moved in-state increased their climate vulnerability by 8 percentile points, and those out-of-state by 7 percentile points, on average.
=====

Fvcking idiots

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:06 AM (RIvkX)

144 Some of Garry Marshall's shows had good themes, Happy Days, L&S, The Odd Couple.

Posted by: Can Two Divorced Men.... at July 30, 2026 10:06 AM (JM9I6)

145 “Gun shaped Cloud appears over Elementary School, all Students suspended for 5 days”

Posted by: Headline Soon at July 30, 2026 10:06 AM (wVarQ)

146 Amazon has tons of Fauci merch

https://tinyurl.com/3z6u9y38

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ZxPkt)

147 Were you a Top 40 hit?
Posted by: The theme from Taxi at July 30, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)
=====

Hello?

Posted by: Welcome Back Kotter at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (RIvkX)

148 Posted by: Sid at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (3O7sv)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (2YhKe)

149 140 What Talarico got for Christmas 2021.

https://tinyurl.com/4hdxdz5x
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)


The responses are good.

Talarico is a fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:02 AM (2YhKe)

Very faghi.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 10:04 AM (dK+Kv)
~~~~

Don't worry, scrote! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

Posted by: Dr Lexus at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (cWLG3)

150 Newsweek?

FFS.

Posted by: Welcome Back Kotter at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (RIvkX)

151 Sid,
Bless your heart.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (B7V01)

152 Wasn't Newsweek sold for $1?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:08 AM (2YhKe)

153 Were you a Top 40 hit?
Posted by: The theme from Taxi at July 30, 2026 10:06 AM (2Ez/1)
=====

Hello?
Posted by: Welcome Back Kotter

Pfft.

Posted by: SWAT at July 30, 2026 10:08 AM (77rzZ)

154 "Amazon has tons of Fauci merch"

Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 10:08 AM (rHgXV)

155 Babe alert!
https://tinyurl.com/d2y5rstv
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

On a completely unrelated topic . . .

Democratic Party Approval Rating Among Men
A Approve: 20% (-51)
Disapprove: 71%
Quinnipiac poll | July 23-27

-
I figure 10% are always crazy and the other 10% are trying to get laid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

156 Whatcha gonna do when dey come fo you?

Posted by: COPS at July 30, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

157 re Barney Miller theme

https://youtu.be/II71tmVsKrE


It's so 70's it hurts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:09 AM (Y/06r)

158 "Amazon has tons of Fauci merch"


And I suppose he gets royalties from all of it.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

159 /nasty Brooklyn sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 10:10 AM (RIvkX)

160
https://youtu.be/II71tmVsKrE


It's so 70's it hurts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:09 AM (Y/06r)



Abe Vigoda looked 85 in that.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)

161 Homeownership may be more achievable when Bay Area residents relocate, but it also may leave movers more vulnerable to climate change risks. Using the U.S. Climate Vulnerability Index, the study found that those who moved in-state increased their climate vulnerability by 8 percentile points, and those out-of-state by 7 percentile points, on average.
=====
Climate change "risk" variablity = 1 Percentile point? What kind of stupid study is this? And what exactly are the risks--- occasionally using windshield wipers, seeing clouds, and getting hair blown?.

Posted by: LASue at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (lCppi)

162 The A Team (with Mr T) theme was pretty good too.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)

163 Also: Hal, that mustache is obviously a dye job.

-1 point. Not gay because it's the 70s and you are not Paul Lynde or Liberace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (Y/06r)

164 Green Acres was The Beverly Hillbillies in reverse.
Posted by: Think about it at July 30, 2026 09:58 AM (2Ez/1)

My two favorite characters in that series was Mr Haney and Arnold the pig.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (g8Ew8)

165 Abe Vigoda looked 85 in that.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (2YhKe)

He roomed with Wilford Brimley.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:12 AM (wOO3z)

166 Amazon has tons of Fauci merch

https://tinyurl.com/3z6u9y38
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (ZxPkt)
----
"There's a sucker born every minute."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 10:12 AM (FZ29D)

167 What.....no love?

Posted by: The Greatest American Hero at July 30, 2026 10:12 AM (2YhKe)

168 Abe Vigoda looked 85 in that.......
Posted by: Sponge

He looked 85 in everything.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:12 AM (77rzZ)

169 Abe Vigoda looked 85 in that.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM

He roomed with Wilford Brimley.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:12 AM



Their parents didn't pay very well for babysitting.......

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at July 30, 2026 10:13 AM (2YhKe)

170 My two favorite characters in that series was Mr Haney and Arnold the pig.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Mr. Kimball.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

171 127 ... "Curry had some very interesting paintings including one of a girl being baptized, a black family on the top of a house being swept away by a flood with the father praying, and a one of wild and intense abolitionist John Brown."

Fenelon,
Check out his painting "Ajax", a bull grazing in the field. It's a rather simple image but Curry really expresses the size and power of a bull, even at rest. Very effective.

Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2026 10:13 AM (yTvNw)

172 The 2nd Magnum PI theme was pretty darn good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:13 AM (2YhKe)

173 162 The A Team (with Mr T) theme was pretty good too.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (cWLG3)

https://youtu.be/UAO2JBjRRBk

Quite memorable.

But I liked Magnum PI better:

https://youtu.be/xIaXl7SqkBw

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (Y/06r)

174 Love! Exciting and new!

Posted by: Come aboard, we're expecting you at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (2Ez/1)

175 Spain looks like a real life World War Z

https://tinyurl.com/2fb9p2rx

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (ZxPkt)

176 That cow looks like it was crossed with a Corgi.
Posted by: Sponge


**********

The Cowgi - a limerick

Where does dragon milk come from anyhow?
If you know the answer. please say it now
It comes on a milk wagon
But not from some old dragon
It comes from a short-legged cow!


(The James Monroe will get it, but not until mid morning)

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)

177 Caption:

"Oh, I just love little Baby Jimmy James. He's so good!

Not like you, Clemmie Sue! You naughty, dirty girl! Get back in the chicken pen where you belong before I cut a switch!!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (iJfKG)

178 IIRC, Mizzy also sang the Addams theme. It was supposed to be a placeholder voice, but the studio liked his version.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Did he do the speaking stuff (e.g., saying "petite" when thy showed Lurch)? Because I seem to remember more than one voice singing the actual theme.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)


No, that was Ted Cassidy, though the original TV soundtrack album has a version with Mizzy singing everything.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (qRla/)

179 Odd Couple trivia:first season had no mention of Felix's daughter Edna. Suits didn't think America was ready for a non-custodial father yet.
Then there were two Ednas. Pamelyn Ferdin played the part, then she was signed to play the daughter on the Paul Lynde Show. Which she hated, because Lynde was a surly fuck who only called her "kid". She loved Randall and Klugman, who treated her like a niece. Doney Oatman was substitute Edna.

Posted by: Fake Jan, Fake Edna at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (JM9I6)

180 Talarico never fails to make my skin crawl. Very creepy vibe

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (+gA9j)

181 The little cross-eyed girl tugs at the heart strings.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM (2ap+5)

182 "Steuart" is pretty cool spelling

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM (iMJX8)

183 Climate change "risk" variablity = 1 Percentile point? What kind of stupid study is this? And what exactly are the risks--- occasionally using windshield wipers, seeing clouds, and getting hair blown?.
Posted by: LASue at July 30, 2026 10:11 AM (lCppi)

A large chunk of millenials have been convinced if they move to places like Phoenix they will die if the temp increases from 103 to 103.2 due to climate change. Or if the ocean levels rise by 0.1 inches they will drown if they live on the coast.

They really believe this shit.

You’re welcome.

Posted by: MSM at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM (ikCrF)

184 Spain looks like a real life World War Z

https://tinyurl.com/2fb9p2rx
Posted by: Don Black

Well, they won the World Cup. so all is good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM (wOO3z)

185
(The James Monroe will get it, but not until mid morning)
Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2026 10:14 AM (I0N4X)



BWWWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM (2YhKe)

186 Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 30, 2026 10:07 AM (B7V01)

You should be getting a package in the mail soon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:16 AM (qRla/)

187 News on the Gaza front. Final steps for hamas to surrender, yes that is what it is being called , all light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnels and weapons production and relinquish any role in governing

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 10:16 AM (abScH)

188 Talarico is a fag.
--
All the Dems are jerking off over polls showing him in the lead.
Like one, has him at 45 and Paxton at 40.

Sure, sure--15% of Texas voters are undecided/third party.
And that's before we get to the "who" behind the poll.

Hint: That 45% is his ceiling, not his floor.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 10:17 AM (3cUTc)

189 It has a 'waiting for the storm' kinda feel to it …

Posted by: Dr_No at July 30, 2026 10:17 AM (ayRl+)

190 Babe alert!

-
I saw a not very good movie, Fool's Gold, but it had supporting actress Alexis Dziena running around in a bikini and she's hot hot hot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 10:17 AM (ndZc7)

191 The little cross-eyed girl tugs at the heart strings.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM (2ap+5)



For as little as $0.37 cents a day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:17 AM (2YhKe)

192 106 "maybe the dingo ate your baby!"

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)

193 182 "Steuart" is pretty cool spelling
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM

The letter "w" was expensive in those days.

Posted by: The Not So Great Depression at July 30, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

194 181 The little cross-eyed girl tugs at the heart strings.
Posted by: Oglebay

Those are apron strings.

Posted by: Betty Crocker at July 30, 2026 10:19 AM (JM9I6)

195 Two of my favorite TV show theme songs: Moonlighting (Al Jarreau… smooth) and Believe it or Not from The Greatest American Hero (a very short lived show lost in the mists of time).

The Family Ties theme song was also good. I mean Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams… come on!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 10:19 AM (+gA9j)

196 They can't be planters because there's no punch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:19 AM (u/oMr)

197 Economics is so complicated for feeble brains like mine. Annualized GDP growth in 2022Q1 was -1.6% followed by -0.9% in Q2. *Not a recession* the New York Times bellowed. Annualized GDP growth in 2026Q2 was 1.5% and the New York Times screeches *it's a depression!*

I will never figure it out.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:19 AM (2ap+5)

198 Dynasty had the best theme of the prime-time soaps.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

199 172 The 2nd Magnum PI theme was pretty darn good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:13 AM (2YhKe)

Me too. But oddly, at the time (I would have been about 5-10) my liking of the shows was reversed. A-Team over Magnum.

But Magnum has layers. As a kid, he was 'vague former military guy.' When I rewatched it as an adult, it was odd. He was a SEAL before the explosion of SEAL awareness. Counter-intelligence. All of a sudden you realize the goofy guy with the rubber chicken was a badass motherfucker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Y/06r)

200 They can't be planters because there's no punch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:19 AM (u/oMr)


How about warts?

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (S0M0K)

201 Talicreepo looks about 12.
communism is NOT the same as socialism according to my Nextdoor feed. And we are being governed by felons, adulterers, rapists, and racist. How can we vote for these people.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (EneHm)

202 191 The little cross-eyed girl tugs at the heart strings.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:15 AM (2ap+5)

We all know where Biden would be shuffling off to if she was in the room.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Sco7b)

203 Hint: That 45% is his ceiling, not his floor.

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Posted by: Paul Simon at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (qRla/)

204 Talicreepo looks about 12.
communism is NOT the same as socialism according to my Nextdoor feed. And we are being governed by felons, adulterers, rapists, and racist. How can we vote for these people.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas

It's a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (wOO3z)

205 Dynasty had the best theme of the prime-time soaps.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)


Lots of good ones. Perhaps not considered a prime time soap, but if we're talking 80s nighttime drama theme songs, I'm bringing LA Law to the table.

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (S0M0K)

206 How can we talk TV theme songs without mentioning Gilligan’s Island? Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale 🎵

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (+gA9j)

207 Caption:

"Now, Clemmie Sue, you be a good girl and get a couple of them frozen Greek soldiers out of the Ice Box for dinner.

Your Pa, Polyphemus, is gonna be mighty hungry today. Sheep ranching ain't easy when you get your one eye poked out."

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (iJfKG)

208 Judging by the lighting they're standing around watching the barn burn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 09:53 AM (S41Gd)


Judging by the mom's face, she lit it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:54 AM (2YhKe)

lol no shit. Looks like she's saying to the baby "we're freeeee".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (S41Gd)

209 I first thought the calf/donkey/goat/sheep critter was some sort of weird dinosaur...no, that's the hedge...

I'm guessing sheep, as it seems a lamb is trying to nurse...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (l3cgK)

210 Posted by: JTB at July 30, 2026 10:13 AM (yTvNw

Thanks for the recommendation. It is a very effective painting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 10:23 AM (W90Ou)

211 All of a sudden you realize the goofy guy with the rubber chicken was a badass motherfucker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (Y/06r)
----
I remember watching the pilot episode a couple of years ago. He's pretty casual about wasting a guy who was shooting at him. Like he's done it many times before.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 10:23 AM (FZ29D)

212 How can we vote for these people.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (EneHm)

When was the last time you visited a college campus?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 10:23 AM (g8Ew8)

213 And we are being governed by felons, adulterers, rapists, and racist.


How quickly they forget about Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Eric Swalwell, Bob Menendez, etc........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:24 AM (2YhKe)

214 How can we talk TV theme songs without mentioning Gilligan’s Island? Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale 🎵
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Gilligan's Island had awesome incidental music, some of it composed by John Williams.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

215 News on the Gaza front. Final steps for hamas to surrender, yes that is what it is being called , all light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnels and weapons production and relinquish any role in governing

I'll take things that only happen in drug fueled dreams for $1000. And toss out a hearty 'bullshit' to go with it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 10:24 AM (3Ope8)

216 213 And we are being governed by felons, adulterers, rapists, and racist.


How quickly they forget about Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Eric Swalwell, Bob Menendez, etc........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:24 AM (2YhKe)

Hi.

Posted by: Zombie Grand Keagle Robert Byrd at July 30, 2026 10:24 AM (l3cgK)

217 Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale 🎵
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed...

Posted by: Lester and Earl at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

218 I'm bringing LA Law to the table.
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (S0M0K)



And I brought my meat to the table......

Posted by: Jimmy Smits at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (2YhKe)

219 Spain is falling right before our eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)

220 Dynasty had the best theme of the prime-time soaps.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

Lots of good ones. Perhaps not considered a prime time soap, but if we're talking 80s nighttime drama theme songs, I'm bringing LA Law to the table.
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (S0M0K)

Mighty Mouse.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 10:26 AM (g8Ew8)

221 Crotchety Old Jarhead, it is going to happen. Iran has no.money or weapons to supply them.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 10:26 AM (abScH)

222 Spain is falling right before our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)




I believe you've misspelled "most of Europe."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:27 AM (2YhKe)

223 For a while in the 70s, it seemed like every TV show had a theme by Post and Carpenter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2026 10:27 AM (amcLV)

224 When was the last time you visited a college campus?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
----
I'm looking a UT Austin right now. Plus I have 2 college students...

I meant the leftist are questioning how conservatives vote and wondering how we can vote for such awful people.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:27 AM (EneHm)

225 Talicreepo looks about 12.
communism is NOT the same as socialism according to my Nextdoor feed. And we are being governed by felons, adulterers, rapists, and racist. How can we vote for these people.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas

It's a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:22 AM (wOO3z)

We should be at a place by now that it is known that D candidates are not chosen for their competence, experience, or qualifications; they are chosen for their ability to be controlled. There are some dark secrets they have against him, and I'd wager it involves sexual molestation of young boys.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 10:27 AM (dK+Kv)

226 Does this look like poor migrants seeking a better life to you?

https://tinyurl.com/mryd22c8

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:28 AM (viF8m)

227 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)

228
I meant the leftist are questioning how conservatives vote and wondering how we can vote for such awful people.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:27 AM (EneHm)



The fact that they're still clinging to Trump being an 'Epstein pal' and a pedo shows that they're completely brain dead and have no grasp on reality any longer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

229 We should be at a place by now that it is known that D candidates are not chosen for their competence, experience, or qualifications; they are chosen for their ability to be controlled. There are some dark secrets they have against him, and I'd wager it involves sexual molestation of young boys.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Not just Democrat candidates -- see Denny Hastert.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

230 News on the Gaza front. Final steps for hamas to surrender, yes that is what it is being called , all light and heavy weapons, destroying all tunnels and weapons production and relinquish any role in governing
Posted by: Ben Had


Explosives in Gazan tunnels. Destroys tunnels. Entire Gaza Strip sinks 10 feet.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (ZQqbB)

231 Lots of really good themes were instrumentals.
Mission: Impossible, MASH, Andy Griffith, Hogan's Heroes, Hill Street Blues, even Seinfeld.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2Ez/1)

232 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)



You're a socialist country. Just start shooting them. They'll retreat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

233 219 Spain is falling right before our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)

=======

The video is just unbelievable. What do you do in response to such an enormous human wave crashing onto your shores?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2ap+5)

234 I fervently hope that happens, Ben Had. I also hope the Israelis take the opportunity to kill every last person identified in the 10/7 attacks in the most violent and public manner.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 10:30 AM (3Ope8)

235 From what I have read, the leadership in Spain is embroiled in massive corruption. Maybe they're pulling the pin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:30 AM (wOO3z)

236
The video is just unbelievable. What do you do in response to such an enormous human wave crashing onto your shores?
Posted by: Oglebay

Full auto.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:30 AM (wOO3z)

237 The video is just unbelievable. What do you do in response to such an enormous human wave crashing onto your shores?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2ap+5)


Quad 50's

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2026 10:30 AM (S41Gd)

238 At least Ceuta is not in the Iberian Peninsula. It's still in Africa.

Not that matters. They'll probably alle get ferried across to mainland Spain at taxpayer expense.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

239 231 >>>Lots of really good themes were instrumentals.
Mission: Impossible, MASH, Andy Griffith, Hogan's Heroes, Hill Street Blues, even Seinfeld.

What... no Barney Miller? Who are you people??

Posted by: red speck at July 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Ve/HL)

240 Gilligan's Island was probably the best theme song simply because it told you exactly what was going on and introduced the characters.

Canadian show 'Corner Gas' has a nice catchy song too. They're in the middle of Saskatchewan and the song is "There's not a lot going on."

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Sco7b)

241 Crotchety Old Jarhead the Israelis will see that done. Every last one.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 10:31 AM (abScH)

242 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)


Did they cut through the wall in the basement?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:32 AM (u/oMr)

243 >>From what I have read, the leadership in Spain is embroiled in massive corruption. Maybe they're pulling the pin.

The leader of Spain, Pedro Sanchez, recently gave amnesty to illegals in Spain. This is what you get with amnesty for illegals.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:32 AM (viF8m)

244 The video is just unbelievable. What do you do in response to such an enormous human wave crashing onto your shores?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2ap+5)



They will soon be showing up for government assistance.

Round them up, throw them in a 40' container and ship them to Gaza.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:32 AM (2YhKe)

245 Canadian show 'Corner Gas' has a nice catchy song too. They're in the middle of Saskatchewan and the song is "There's not a lot going on."

Posted by: Stateless

I love that show. My favorite character is the father.

"Jackass!"

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

246 232 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)


You're a socialist country. Just start shooting them. They'll retreat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2YhKe)

Everything old is new again. Shades of Adrianople (where the Goths defeated the Legions and the Romans never were able to get them out again, releasing a flood of 'migrants' fleeing the Huns.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (Y/06r)

247
The leader of Spain, Pedro Sanchez, recently gave amnesty to illegals in Spain. This is what you get with amnesty for illegals.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:32 AM (viF8m)



Well, then f*ck Spain.

Reap it, bishes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (2YhKe)

248 Night Court had a decent theme song.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (wOO3z)

249 and all those Moroccan zombies will vote in Spain's elections

it's Great Replacement again

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (ZxPkt)

250 Not just Democrat candidates -- see Denny Hastert.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

Fair.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (dK+Kv)

251 The video is just unbelievable. What do you do in response to such an enormous human wave crashing onto your shores?

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2ap+5)


Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt

Posted by: A-10 at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (AdHga)

252 I fervently hope that happens, Ben Had. I also hope the Israelis take the opportunity to kill every last person identified in the 10/7 attacks in the most violent and public manner.

Bring all the rape dogs to the town square. There's work to be done.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (u/oMr)

253 The video is just unbelievable. What do you do in response to such an enormous human wave crashing onto your shores?
Posted by: Oglebay



Dillon Aero M-134D

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (ZQqbB)

254 Not just Democrat candidates -- see Denny Hastert.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

Did he have the Wide Stance?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at July 30, 2026 10:34 AM (AdHga)

255
Spain is falling right before our eyes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)


*sings*

The reign of Spain
Falls cuz they vote insane
...
...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 10:34 AM (iJfKG)

256 What... no Barney Miller? Who are you people??
Posted by: red speck at July 30, 2026 10:31 AM (Ve/HL)

LOL. That started this off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2026 10:34 AM (Y/06r)

257 Spain is falling right before our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)

Spain fell right after their 2004 terrorist attacks on their trains. It was like they changed overnight. They folded completely.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 10:34 AM (g8Ew8)

258 > Does this look like poor migrants seeking a better life to you?
---------
Honestly, it sort of reminds me of our southern border around 2021-22. The videos of thousands upon thousands of illegal aliens streaming through.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 10:34 AM (2Cry5)

259 At least Ceuta is not in the Iberian Peninsula. It's still in Africa.
Posted by: Bulg


Cold comfort to the families that have been there since the Reconquista. Which, in my humble opinion, was the greatest human achievement until the American Rebellion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 10:34 AM (diia5)

260 Gilligan's Island had awesome incidental music, some of it composed by John Williams.

Lost In Space
was also John Williams.

And something I only learned recently: Bob Crane, who was a talented drummer, played drums on the Hogan's Heroes theme.

Posted by: Paul Simon at July 30, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)

261 Did he have the Wide Stance?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

That was Larry Craig.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

262 Ugh. Off, elitist rock sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)

263 'The Camp of the Saints' comes to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2026 10:35 AM (XeU6L)

264 Night Court had a decent theme song.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:33 AM (wOO3z)



Night Court had Markie Post..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:35 AM (2YhKe)

265 and all those Moroccan zombies will vote in Spain's elections
Posted by: Don Black


Vote? Vote? Hah, now that's a joke.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2026 10:36 AM (diia5)

266 Round them up, throw them in a 40' container and ship float them to Gaza.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



But containers don't float.

Oops.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:36 AM (ZQqbB)

267 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco
Posted by: Don Black

There's ever an El Cid around when you need one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 10:36 AM (ndZc7)

268 Hey Castile, wake the hell up.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:36 AM (2ap+5)

269 Lost In Space was also John Williams.


That's right. I had forgotten that.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:36 AM (77rzZ)

270 And something I only learned recently: Bob Crane, who was a talented drummer, played drums on the Hogan's Heroes theme.
Posted by: Paul Simon at July 30, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)



He also loved women.....lots of women......and filmed them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:37 AM (2YhKe)

271 233 219 Spain is falling right before our eyes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)

=======

The video is just unbelievable. What do you do in response to such an enormous human wave crashing onto your shores?
Posted by: Oglebay at July 30, 2026 10:29 AM (2ap+5)
-----------

So I looked up Cueta Spain and its a small section on the African continent, northeast of Morocco. The invaders haven't crossed the Strait of Gibraltar...yet.

Posted by: WisRich at July 30, 2026 10:37 AM (G0vdT)

272 Good! I get left alone finally!

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a Ruptured Asshole at July 30, 2026 10:37 AM (wOO3z)

273 Also, Wild, Wild West had another great theme.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

274

But containers don't float.

Oops.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 10:36 AM (ZQqbB)



I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:37 AM (2YhKe)

275 I love that show. My favorite character is the father.

"Jackass!"
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:32 AM (77rzZ)

Oscar could write a few rants...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 10:38 AM (Sco7b)

276 Hey Castile, wake the hell up.
Posted by: Oglebay

They're so aragont.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

277 179 "edna pedna, go drop deadna."

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 10:39 AM (Bep7s)

278 How long before La Sagrada Familia becomes a mosque?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

279 227 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)

There may have been a Morocco Mole in that group...

Posted by: Zombie Grand Keagle Robert Byrd at July 30, 2026 10:39 AM (l3cgK)

280 I understand all this migration is about the great replacement and one world order. But I don't understand what makes who ever is behind all of it think that they will be able to control the Islamist once they have outnumbered the native populace??? Do they not understand that Islam will override anything else?

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:40 AM (EneHm)

281 Dammit, I keep forgetting about my socks. Oh well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:40 AM (l3cgK)

282 But I don't understand what makes who ever is behind all of it think that they will be able to control the Islamist once they have outnumbered the native populace??? Do they not understand that Islam will override anything else?
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:40 AM (EneHm)



They think they will have a seat at the table.

They won't.

They'll only be the last to be enslaved or killed.

They're that stupid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:41 AM (2YhKe)

283 280: corruption and abject stupidity.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a Ruptured Asshole at July 30, 2026 10:41 AM (wOO3z)

284 >So I looked up Cueta Spain and its a small section on the African continent, northeast of Morocco. The invaders haven't crossed the Strait of Gibraltar...yet.

Posted by: WisRich
----

I must have missed geography class that day!

so this video is NOT Spain proper?
huh

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

285 off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 10:42 AM (wOO3z)

286 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Late again. What have I missed?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)

287 284 >So I looked up Cueta Spain and its a small section on the African continent, northeast of Morocco. The invaders haven't crossed the Strait of Gibraltar...yet.

Posted by: WisRich
----

I must have missed geography class that day!

so this video is NOT Spain proper?
huh

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

You mean haven't cross AGAIN...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

288 The Art Story

Summary of John Steuart Curry
During the Great Depression, John Steuart Curry devoted himself to painting sincere portrayals of the American heartland. At a time when critics were calling for an American vernacular art and the discovery of a usable past, Curry and other Regionalist artists headed the call to paint rural and small town America. These often idealized, even nostalgic, depictions of community, religious life, and indomitable work ethic aimed to provide solace to a populace suffering the effects of a financial disaster and widespread drought.

Recognized during his own time, along with Thomas Hart Benton and Grant Wood, Curry painted easel paintings as well as murals that decorated various government buildings. Unfortunately his more traditional style of painting did not sustain his reputation after his death, and Curry remains an often overlooked American painter.

I'd pass hanging today's art selection. It's nice but MEH, in my humble unartistic view.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 30, 2026 10:42 AM (LL19j)

289 191 veal roll-ups.

Posted by: cmeat at July 30, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

290 Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)

How was geezer golf?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)

291 I understand all this migration is about the great replacement and one world order. But I don't understand what makes who ever is behind all of it think that they will be able to control the Islamist once they have outnumbered the native populace??? Do they not understand that Islam will override anything else?
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:40 AM (EneHm)


It may be as simple as the Arabs have learned the same lesson as the Chinese.

War is for suckaz. More so if your military is laughable.

Esp when you can just bribe greedy short-sighted politicians and media people to achieve everything that armed conflict would.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 10:43 AM (iJfKG)

292 We need a modern day crusade...

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:45 AM (EneHm)

293 Ma- "If that cow's legs get any shorter we won't have any more dragon milk."

Pa- "Yeah, but we'll have plenty of ground beef!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

294 293 Ma- "If that cow's legs get any shorter we won't have any more dragon milk."

Pa- "Yeah, but we'll have plenty of ground beef!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

Don't be so sheepish, or the old woman will have a cow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:46 AM (l3cgK)

295 227 @Inevitablewest
🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco
Posted by: Don Black

They care? Thought they were just in opposition to Israel and Jewish folk.

Getting what they deserve. Ha!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 30, 2026 10:47 AM (LL19j)

296 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 10:27 AM (dK+Kv)

You see this especially among minority candidates where having any sort of real accomplishment is considered a detriment. Probably why the DNC prefers fake minorities like Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 10:47 AM (lFFaq)

297 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:37 AM (2YhKe)

Sounds like he was an extremely troubled man with a sex addiction that tore his family apart and probably caused his murder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 10:48 AM (vxQju)

298 We need a modern day crusade...
Posted by: lin-duh
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Pretty sure you can count the modern papacy out on contributing men or galleys. And zero chance from mainstream protestants.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 10:49 AM (XvL8K)

299 How was geezer golf?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:43 AM (77rzZ)


Not my best day. Didn't win any money and it's possible I said a couple bad words.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)

300 And zero chance from mainstream protestants.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

They're too busy fighting over tuna casserole recipes.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

301 Sounds like he was an extremely troubled man with a sex addiction that tore his family apart and probably caused his murder.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 10:48 AM (vxQju)



Truthfully, his family never knew about is indiscretions until after he was murdered. And yes, he was murdered in a hotel room by likely the significant other of the woman he was filming at the time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:50 AM (2YhKe)

302 When I say crusade, it has nothing to do with the Catholic Church. More of a term de art describing an action.

Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:51 AM (EneHm)

303 Truthfully, his family never knew about is indiscretions until after he was murdered. And yes, he was murdered in a hotel room by likely the significant other of the woman he was filming at the time.
Posted by: Sponge

Didn't he share those films with his neighbor, Carroll O'Connor?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:51 AM (77rzZ)

304 When I say crusade, it has nothing to do with the Catholic Church. More of a term de art describing an action.
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:51 AM (EneHm)



Global Thermal Nuclear War?

Posted by: WOPR at July 30, 2026 10:52 AM (2YhKe)

305 Ma- "If that cow's legs get any shorter we won't have any more dragon milk."

Pa- "Yeah, but we'll have plenty of ground beef!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

Don't be so sheepish, or the old woman will have a cow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:46 AM


You all are steering this thread astray.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:52 AM (2WIwB)

306 305 Ma- "If that cow's legs get any shorter we won't have any more dragon milk."

Pa- "Yeah, but we'll have plenty of ground beef!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 30, 2026 10:45 AM (I0N4X)

Don't be so sheepish, or the old woman will have a cow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:46 AM


You all are steering this thread astray.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 10:52 AM (2WIwB)

Is it working?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 10:52 AM (l3cgK)

307 We need a modern day crusade...
Posted by: lin-duh in Texas at July 30, 2026 10:45 AM (EneHm)


We need a Pope with balls.

Not one who enjoys juggling them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:52 AM (qRla/)

308
Didn't he share those films with his neighbor, Carroll O'Connor?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:51 AM (77rzZ)



That, I do not know.

Were it true, it would just add to the deep seediness of the hollywood cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:53 AM (2YhKe)

309 the woman he was filming at the time.
What happened to her?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 10:53 AM (Uqkzt)

310 We need a Pope with balls.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Mister, we could use a Pope like Julius II again.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ)

311 Truthfully, his family never knew about is indiscretions until after he was murdered. And yes, he was murdered in a hotel room by likely the significant other of the woman he was filming at the time.
Posted by: Sponge


I hadn't heard that. The theory I'm familiar with was that he was killed by his 'friend' John Carpenter, a gofer and suck-up who was pissed that Crane told him the free ride was over and he was dropping him as a companion.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:54 AM (qRla/)

312 the woman he was filming at the time.
What happened to her?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 10:53 AM (Uqkzt)



Honestly, I don't remember. I do believe they never caught his killer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:54 AM (2YhKe)

313
I hadn't heard that. The theory I'm familiar with was that he was killed by his 'friend' John Carpenter, a gofer and suck-up who was pissed that Crane told him the free ride was over and he was dropping him as a companion.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:54 AM (qRla/)



Crane was bludgeoned with a tripod he was supposedly using at the time.




Bob Crane, the actor best known for Hogan's Heroes, was found bludgeoned to death in his Scottsdale, Arizona, apartment on June 29, 1978. His friend John Henry Carpenter was tried for the murder in 1994 but was acquitted, and the case remains officially unsolved.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2YhKe)

314 I hadn't heard that. The theory I'm familiar with was that he was killed by his 'friend' John Carpenter, a gofer and suck-up who was pissed that Crane told him the free ride was over and he was dropping him as a companion.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

They shoulda put Theda Bara on the case.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

315 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 10:54 AM (qRla/)

*That* John Carpenter, or just the same name?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (lFFaq)

316
Mister, we could use a Pope like Julius II again.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ)



Now I want an Orange Julius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (2YhKe)

317 When I say crusade, it has nothing to do with the Catholic Church. More of a term de art describing an action.
Posted by: lin-duh
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Understood, but it's it's probably going to need blood and iron.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 10:57 AM (XvL8K)

318 They shoulda put Theda Bara on the case.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

Would have to be her ghost. Guess that would make for an interesting genre crossover.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 10:58 AM (lFFaq)

319 Would have to be her ghost. Guess that would make for an interesting genre crossover.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Eh. Piper still runs her studio from the other side.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

320 Now I want an Orange Julius.
Posted by: Sponge

Is that chain still around?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

321 Nood.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

322 Understood, but it's it's probably going to need blood and iron.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 10:57 AM (XvL8K)

But mostly courage and the will to sacrifice. Two things the west has very little of.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 11:01 AM (g8Ew8)

323 No comment on today's art. Style sort of looks like Soviet Realism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 11:02 AM (1z8ji)

324 They shoulda put Theda Bara on the case.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)


**smiles**
As it happens, I have just finished editing!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 11:02 AM (qRla/)

325
Is that chain still around?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)



No. It was bought and merged with Dairy Queen, last I saw. Not sure if they're still selling the drink. Haven't been to one in years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 11:03 AM (2YhKe)

326 They shoulda put Theda Bara on the case.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

Would have to be her ghost. Guess that would make for an interesting genre crossover.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 10:58 AM (lFFaq)


There was a 70s Brit show that used a ghost detective: Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased).

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 11:03 AM (qRla/)

327 316 Mister, we could use a Pope like Julius II again.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 10:54 AM (77rzZ)


Now I want an Orange Julius.


i don't think trump can be pope

Posted by: anachronda at July 30, 2026 11:04 AM (oY6Yp)

328 Yeah, Cueta is not in the European continent. It's be like France keeping a bit of Algeria.

Posted by: Dark Lix at July 30, 2026 11:12 AM (DZ9Lv)

The Morning Report — 7/ 30 /26

FifthDeception.jpg

So Anthony the Mini-Mengele Fauci pleaded the Fifth more than Joe Valachi. Well he certainly has more victims than Valachi and the entire mafia in its bloody history combined. As commenter Paul G. wrote over at CJN yesterday:

As I currently watch the Dr. Fauci’stein hearings, I cannot help but think that this could be one of the largest crimes of humanity in history.
I know that’s a long, far out analysis, but the breadth of outright lying by Dr. Fauci’stein, his funding of gain of function research outside the country, and then the cover up to shut down the world priming the U.S. CDC and NIH to be put under U.N. WHO control, thus surpassing our own Constitution.
Fauci’stein’s personality, mental make-up, ability to outright lie to the world, let alone the American people and to become some kind of Hero of Science deliberately resulting in the death of millions. The murderer’s at the Nuremberg Trials I feel were more truthful than Dr. Fauci’stein.
I don’t know where this leaves us, but a known mass killer will surely walk free and receive accolades and monetary awards for being one the Globalist’s flying monkey’s.

All too true, sir. given the corruption of our courts and the horribly effective propaganda machine of the media, Fauci will likely exit stage left, at least until another Democrat is elected or is otherwise installed into the White House as happened in 2020 and he will be brought back under much pomp and circumstance.

What a cowardly and shameful final chapter for Dr. Anthony Fauci, who pleaded the Fifth 111 times in the Senate Wednesday even though he has a pre-emptive presidential pardon that gives him immunity from prosecution.

In the history of Congress, only a couple of mob bosses have invoked the privilege more.

“On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer, based upon my rights, under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution,”

the Machiavellian career bureaucrat said over and over in the nearly three-hour hearing before the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs.

But Fauci’s silence rendered him a villain more powerfully than his usual sly deceptions.

Shameful, too, were the Democrats and their media handmaidens who continue to run cover for Fauci, singing his praises, and denying their flock the truth about a man who filled his pandemic ­diary with self-praise and celebrity worship while remaining callously aloof from the human suffering he had caused. . . What a cowardly and shameful final chapter for Dr. Anthony Fauci, who pleaded the Fifth 111 times in the Senate Wednesday even though he has a pre-emptive presidential pardon that gives him immunity from prosecution.

If there were any true justice in this world, his final chapter would end with him strapped into a gurney in the death house of a federal prison, and a doctor declaring him dead after being given a lethal injection.

Alas, this is America 2026 and as we all know too well, real justice from a judicial system that has been thoroughly corrupted as a weapon of political repression against any opponent of Leftism/Socialism/Globalism and the Democrat agenda is nigh impossible to get. What the future holds in that regard, whether we see a reversal of that in our lifetimes or at least the lifetime of those who have much of their lives in front of them is to be seen.


Elsewhere we have the ramping up of operations and the President's rhetoric against the Iranian regime. Well, you don't have to be Victor Davis Hanson to see this, as I've been screaming this the whole time, but he's more eloquent than I am for sure.

We know the tired Iranian strategy by now. We might call it “theocratic rope-a-dope.” For the theocrats and their terrorist proxies, survival means outlasting Trump, waiting for the next cash-laden Democrat administration, and using “moderates” to play good cop while haggling away months. The mullahs and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps feign indifference even as their half-century, half-trillion-dollar investments in what is now essentially a vaporized military-industrial-nuclear complex continue to be destroyed.

The war has finally revealed the full extent of Iran’s vast conventional arsenal, nuclear program, and missile and drone industry.


It's why after reading this item, I thought something stinks to high Heaven.

The ship that Ukraine struck in the Caspian Sea on Saturday [July 25] contained components for drones and missiles on their way to Iran, Ukrainian Ambassador to Israel Yevgen Korniychuk said in an interview with N12 on Sunday.

Iran claimed the ship was carrying civilian goods when it was attacked by Ukraine and accused Ukraine of seeking to expand the Russia-Ukraine war….

This stinks because yes for sure the Russians are in bed with the Iranians but also because it provides a mighty convenient excuse for those who have President Trump's ear to give military aid and assistance to Ukraine , which thankfully he has been loathe to do so far.

And worse than that with the situation with the Mullahs at an impasse, this item hints at potential American boots on the ground, which would be an unmitigated disaster for all the reasons I and others here and elsewhere have shrieked since the beginning.

The United States and Israel are considering some form of a land blockade to crank up the economic pressure on Iran as the war against the Islamic Republic enters its sixth month, the Washington Free Beacon can report. The land blockade would complement the sea blockade that's been in effect for some time.

"What if you just block the land? Suppose Iran can't bring anything in, cannot take anything out," a senior Israeli official told the Free Beacon—raising one possibility the two countries have been discussing.

Great, Ho Chi Minh Trail 2, let's drag in the Chi-Coms boogaloo! (who as was reported last week were supplying Iran


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1 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 07:12 AM (/+uur)

2 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 07:13 AM (ExV1e)

4 I watched only a few minutes of the hearing with Fauci.
If the congressmen are trying to shame him they might as well give it up -- I don't think the guy has a conscience that works anymore. It's been seared, or sold.
The only justice that is fitting for him is the one that the Almighty God will declare, and that is forever. And ever.
No matter what our "justice" system could do to him, it would never be enough for the crimes against humanity he perpetrated.
And every one of those crimes were not just against the people here, but against God Himself.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2026 07:18 AM (FGA9/)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

6 Los Angeles County Supervisor Sheila Kuehl

Stumpy bulldyke

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 07:20 AM (uKLzZ)

7 If there were any true justice in this world, his final chapter would end with him strapped into a gurney in the death house of a federal prison, and a doctor declaring him dead after being given a lethal injection.
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No.

If there were any true justice, he'd be dancing the hemp fandango, a punishment reserved for cowards and traitors.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:21 AM (FZ29D)

8 What was really revealed at yesterday’s hearing was the duplicity and true evil of democrats.

They are, to a man and woman, lunatics, who should never be allowed to wield power.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 07:22 AM (XV/Pl)

9 I thought that the "NY Post" had a clever headline about awful Fauci refusing to testify so many times. It was "Dr. No."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 07:23 AM (gsYaF)

10 {{{TecumsehTea }}}

May there be a rainbow after the storm for you and yours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

11 The Supreme Court was comfortable overturning an executive order, but if the White House and Congress passed legislation, it would be two branches against one.

If Congress passed legislation aimed at improving things for the American people it'd be a Christmas miracle.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 07:25 AM (ExV1e)

12 Salty, all I can see right now is dark storm clouds.
I trust there is a rainbow, but it's pretty dark right now.
Holding on to Jesus.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2026 07:26 AM (FGA9/)

13 This is why I hate Hearings Theatre. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He took the Fifth a hundred times. He's obviously guilty as hammered sin, and now we'll spill gallons and tears and ink about it. Blah blah blah blah.

The only point of hearings like these is to let people pretend they're doing something because they never will, and give some very mild catharsis to the people who watch them.

There's a paper trail a mile long on this sonofabitch. If the feds wanted him, they could gin up some pretext to hook his desiccated old ass up on some process crime and see to it he dies in jail. They rig up the courts whenever it suits them, and this doesn't suit them, because it risks too much coming out about too many people if they do.

So we get this instead. The Great American Shell Game.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 07:28 AM (BI5O2)

14 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 07:28 AM (2Cry5)

15 FenelonSpoke

On my way back from visiting NotSoThoreau Tuesday, the widow in the passenger seat put her hand on my right front pocket, right over my wallet. For 10 seconds.

Not concerned ... yet.

NotSoThoreau is good people. I delivered hugs from a few Morons, and of course, one for myself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ)

16 Fauci has surrendered his social compact with human civilization and thusly should be put to death. We have no need of this burden of humanity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 07:30 AM (8E0Ba)

17 Is post #15 a parody account, because that is incredibly dumb, even for a troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 07:32 AM (ONl1C)

18 I see the White House has wimped-out on the subject of the validity of the auto-pen pardons.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 07:32 AM (qFwJc)

19 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

20 Meanwhile, the U.S. just experienced a 5-week funding surge to support the nation’s critical mineral supply chain.
China Hits U.S., Europe With New Rare Earths Export Controls


Those in Gov't that impeded our own critical mineral mining efforts are probably beholden to China and other enemies, otherwise ANYBODY WITH A BRAIN would know that resources critical to the nation and its military ALWAYS need sources that preferably belong to us or at least aren't in enemy territory. That goes for oil especially, as a military cannot run without food or fuel...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 07:34 AM (l3cgK)

21 Rev. Wishbone

Correct. He is far beyond even the loose ethical standards humanity uses.

Piper said the US has a legal system, not a justice system.

However, Fauci's actions calls for Justice in his lifetime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

22 Worried voters make protecting benefits their #1 social security priority.

How about we start taking steps to END social security. Then people won't have to worry about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

23 Paul G. is a brute with those apostrophe's

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

24 19 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

On various documents, my mother had three different birthdates, so I joked she had three birthdays a year (which made her around 246 when she died)...How many birthdays does JJ have?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (l3cgK)

25 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:30 AM (u82oZ

I am glad you visited Notsothoreau. She is, indeed a good person, and hugs are good things amongst forum friends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (ONl1C)

26 FenelonSpoke

Paul is a troll. Gone now. His post is erased.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

27 The Supreme Court was comfortable overturning an executive order, but if the White House and Congress passed legislation, it would be two branches against one.

--

Sure, it's fair to say my middle name is pessimist, but come on...look at who is in Congress! Does anyone in their right mind think Congress will make any move to pass legislation to abolish birthright citizenship when they can't even muster up the cojones to secure our elections??? It's a pipe dream. We are bereft of people in Congress having a scintilla of integrity in doing what's right.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (qBdHI)

28 Regarding Fauci....

I personally think Rand Paul has a grudge. Nobody else in Congress seems as outraged as him. The entire thing was scripted, following the "failure theater" model. They all knew what was going to happen, Fauci included.

Everyone woke up this morning and by 10AM will have moved on to the next crisis theater.

Had anyone been serious about all this they'd have yanked in Brix, the CEO's of Big Pharma that crafted the vaccines, the governors and mayors who ruthlessly pushed various mandates and so on.

But they didn't. They focused on Fauci. He's not the only person guilty of foisting death on Americans.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (2Cry5)

29 As I currently watch the Dr. Fauci’stein hearings
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Umm

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (Irr+m)

30 Land blockade: No, just no

More negotiations: No, just no

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (yz/88)

31 That goes for oil especially, as a military cannot run without food or fuel...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 07:34 AM (l3cgK)
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Which is why I'm not too worried about China taking over the world.

They struggle to manage both.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 07:36 AM (FZ29D)

32 Prediction market, huh?

Add some showgirls and drinks...

It's already a casino

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)

33 What a disgusting POS Judge Myrna Perez is, ruling that the barbarian has every right to mass murder non-Muslims. She was confirmed in 2021 by the Senate because a number of Republicans decided not to vote. She had less than full support of Democrats.

Republicans who did not vote included: Kevin Cramer (ND), John Hoeven (ND), Jim Inhofe (OK), Lisa Murkowski (AK), Mike Rounds (SD), Ben Sasse (NE), and Pat Toomey (PA).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 07:38 AM (y8OK5)

34 Leftists Can’t Make Up Their Minds About Body Cams. It’s Hilarious.

It's easy; surveillance for their enemies, none for them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 07:38 AM (l3cgK)

35 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Spot on.
A weak Congress is responsible for so much decay. The only god news is they have worked hard to be irrelevant in action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

36 Why hasn’t the scarf lady been hauled before Congress for more theater? How about super Christian Francis Collins? Personally I found the whole thing boring after the 3rd or 4th invocation of the 5th…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 07:39 AM (yz/88)

37 On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to comment.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

38 Far-left WIRED magazine is upset that MAGA likes ICE.

It Looks Like Nothing Can Dent MAGA’s Support for ICE

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 07:42 AM (UlcIw)

39 "Perfessor" Squirrel

The current purge by XI, to favor Communists with more loyalty to his power, rather than advancing China's long-term interests, helps the world.

His actions unites most of the world, including many inside China, against his policies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

40 ICE ICE baby

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 07:42 AM (UlcIw)

41 How many birthdays does JJ have?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 07:35 AM (l3cgK)
=====

Too many to count. I forget how that started.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

42 Any time Hawley talks you can bet it is showboat time. Hawley is the biggest fake in the Senate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 07:44 AM (y8OK5)

43 LinusVanPelt

Francis Collins?
Noble Prize winning Francis Collins?
He has some redeeming deeds in the midst of great evil. He will skate.

I heard a talk he gave on the Human Genome Project while I was at the US Patent & Trademark Office. He was smart and focused.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

44 Top 50! Now to read the articles.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 07:46 AM (jjoN6)

45 Dem Lawmakers Launch DEI Program Prioritizing Muslims for State Employment.

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It has become extremely apparent who the Democrat communists are courting as their next bloc: muslims. We will watch as our country continues to swell with islamists. It's actually even started shocking the unshockable me at just how fast muslims are making inroads in this country (because it's being allowed to happen). I never thought I'd see the day.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

46 If there were any true justice in this world, his final chapter would end with him strapped into a gurney in the death house of a federal prison, and a doctor declaring him dead after being given a lethal injection.

I shall comfort myself knowing that when he goes the way of all flesh, he shall face a judge who will not be swayed by his behavior and will not tolerate evasive answers.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 07:48 AM (jjoN6)

47 The Supreme Court was comfortable overturning an executive order, but if the White House and Congress passed legislation, it would be two branches against one.”

This article warms my heart, since I’ve been making this argument for over a year now.
For: it’s the only conceivable way the issue can ever be addressed.
Against: Congress ain’t ever gonna do shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 07:49 AM (6YiIr)

48 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at July 30, 2026 07:50 AM (2Ez/1)

49 Fauci 's wife should be hauled up next.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:51 AM (abScH)

50 jim (in Kalifornia)

A company in the US is working hard to source and purify rare earth elements.

A rare earth mineral holding company I have stock in will be acquired by USA Rare Earth. So I have skin in the game.

USA Rare Earth is striving for vertical integration of mining to purified rare earths. Now they are ramping up recycling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

51 "Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering"

Open for all genders!

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:52 AM (MWfyi)

52 >Starship from last week’s launch still afloat in Indian Ocean
----

I wonder how they intend to recover the rocket
tow it back, or use a heavy lift ship

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 07:52 AM (ZxPkt)

53 I agree Fauci should be swinging from a rope.

Those who like hom will continue to like him. The Ds are playing this as against Trump. They could give a rats ass about Tony. I guarantee they aren't taking his calls nor meeting with him.


The hit to his ego for the rest of his life - after having Julia Roberts on speed dial will hurt him far longer than a snap of his neck at the end of a rope.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 30, 2026 07:52 AM (FxH7T)

54 I shall comfort myself knowing that when he goes the way of all flesh, he shall face a judge who will not be swayed by his behavior and will not tolerate evasive answers.

--

He'll hand G*d one of his glossy magazine covers and ask if he'd like it autographed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

55 'morning

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:53 AM (3oLMy)

56 courting as their next bloc: muslims"

Indeed. The percentage of blacks in the population continues to decline, and "Hispanics" are somehow voting more GOPish... what to do?

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

57 Don Black

I can easily imagine a tug with a towing harness.
Saw a tug out of Cuba hook up a broken Victor-III sub, back in the day.

Those lift ships are few and far between.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

58 USA Rare Earth is striving for vertical integration of mining to purified rare earths.

--

They had some good music in the early 70s.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

59 Fauci 's wife should be hauled up next.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:51 AM (abScH)
------------------
Wasn't she the NIH "ethics" arbiter? She must have approved her husband's collecting corporate cash all along the way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (MbxGo)

60 Rare Earth?

Still have a couple of albums.

/oh

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)

61 “Given the tight race between Talarico and State Attorney General Paxton”

It is not a tight race, and there are already almost no undecided votes.

Funny that Talarico is pushing for debates, he knows he’s sunk and is desperate to try anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (6YiIr)

62 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 07:55 AM (2YhKe)

63 Morning again Horde thx JJ.
The fact that the Dems are the Fauci hearing were still defending the mass murdering little scumbag is telling. They still believe they did nothing wrong. I haven't seen it yet but I wouldn't be surprised to see DSA candidates go after old Dems as being complicit.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 07:56 AM (BlDDt)

64 Huck, yes she was and yes she did .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:56 AM (abScH)

65 I would really love a report on what 'findings' were documented during all this bullshit torture and human sacrifice Fauci was in charge of all these years.

What human life saving knowledge was discovered.

I'm betting not one f*cking bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 07:56 AM (2YhKe)

66 I don't want to hear another thing about Fauci until the live broadcast of them putting a noose around his neck. Otherwise it's hot air.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 07:57 AM (3oLMy)

67 Regarding Andrew Tate and his level of influence:

Maybe calling boys and young men toxic and acting as if they were rapists waiting to happen is why some Gollum looking dude who has material success was so appealing?

No wait...it must still be men's fault.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 07:57 AM (jjoN6)

68 >Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)
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well, it will be interesting to watch the recovery
getting it out of the water looks to be a challenge as well

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 07:57 AM (ZxPkt)

69 Funny that Talarico is pushing for debates, he knows he’s sunk and is desperate to try anything.

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And have his past statements boomerang back on him in a debate? Talk about sunk. He'd wind up on the ocean floor.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

70 Fauci needs to die a lengthy, arduous, painful death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 07:58 AM (2YhKe)

71 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

What's truly breathtaking is who they are abandoning in favor of them. Obviously it's "everyone" but specifically...

Women, gays, trannies will be fed straight to this islamist menace without even a second thought. Incredible when you watch the shit the Left supposedly lost for years over these people's "rights".

And now they will be fed to the lions.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 07:58 AM (Irr+m)

72 Francis Collins?
Noble Prize winning Francis Collins?
He has some redeeming deeds in the midst of great evil. He will skate.

I heard a talk he gave on the Human Genome Project while I was at the US Patent & Trademark Office. He was smart and focused.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

To be honest, I’ve forgotten why I’m annoyed with Collins and have him placed in the “bad guy” column, but it has something to do with him involved in a campaign (along with Fauci) to trash other scientists who wouldn’t go along with the prevailing narrative like Jay Bhattacharya… they intentionally tried to crush the Great Barrington Declaration

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 07:58 AM (yz/88)

73 Sounds like Admiral Brad Cooper of CENTCOM has been lobbying Trump to conduct 2 full weeks of extra heavy strikes to greatly diminish Iran’s remaining missile capacity. We know this because Max Blumenthal found out about this, and he’s whining on X and other places about how cruel and mean this is to to his Good Friends the Iranians, who only want peace.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 07:59 AM (6YiIr)

74 "White House, Congress Need To Assert Their Dominance Over Supreme Court On Birthplace Citizenship"

On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to comment.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:59 AM (MWfyi)

75 Paxton is refusing to allow the dems to set the terms of the debates or to choose the moderator. Finally, a smart republican

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:59 AM (abScH)

76 If there were any true justice, he'd be dancing the hemp fandango, a punishment reserved for cowards and traitors die by having his face eaten by rabid Beagle puppies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

77 70 Fauci needs to die a lengthy, arduous, painful death.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


I'd be content with a quick death with the body dropped off at the landfill.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 08:00 AM (jjoN6)

78 China's weapons trains to Iran go through one or more of the 'stans. Hardly military powerhouses. Target the trains anyway.

*shrugs*

Open Railway's map shows only a couple railways from outside Iran that might be used. Target those at the border instead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 08:00 AM (2Cry5)

79 >>USA Rare Earth is striving for vertical integration of mining to purified rare earths. Now they are ramping up recycling.

Salty, my understanding is that the big issue isn't mining rare earth minerals, it's refining them which I guess is somewhat elaborate process that we neglected for years. Is that correct?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:00 AM (viF8m)

80 The Truth about Covid is like a virus that's escaped. Now that it's out, its spread will be hard to contain.

Once upon a time, most of us were led to believe that Covid spawned organically in a wet market. What happens now, when most of us realize the Truth is out of a Crichton novel: the Deep State gave Fauci the money to dabble in bio-weapons -- and that was just the opening chapter.

Expect the Senate to vote on censuring Fauci for not testifying. All the Rs plus Fetterman will vote For. The D senators will vote No and be on the record as protecting Fauci. Then the fun begins when more revelations come out and Trump uses it in the run-up to November. Recall that last month Surfer Girl Tulsi dropped a fat file on Fauci shenanigans hoovered from the NSA vault.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:01 AM (dtajH)

81 I posted in Pixy 's thread that Talarico posted in 2021 that he had bought a Fauci doll. That alone should dq him from office

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:01 AM (BlDDt)

82 They had some good music in the early 70s.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)


/triggered

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

83 I posted in Pixy 's thread that Talarico posted in 2021 that he had bought a Fauci doll. That alone should dq him from office

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Saw that yesterday. I wouldn't want to put that "action figure" toy of his under a black light. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

84 >>Open Railway's map shows only a couple railways from outside Iran that might be used. Target those at the border instead

We already did, weeks ago.

https://tinyurl.com/4prmm53w

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (viF8m)

85 81 I posted in Pixy 's thread that Talarico posted in 2021 that he had bought a Fauci doll.

"Why is it's mouth open...oh. oh lord."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (jjoN6)

86 Higher percentage of Hispanics go to school to learn.
They are more culturally inclined (honor) to work for a living.
Their focus of achievement is multifaceted.
It may be to their benefit that their physical conformation does not lend itself to popular American sport.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (3oLMy)

87 LinusVanPelt

Oh, Francis Collins actions were evil beyond doubt. Yet amidst the evil, he did advance human knowledge with a great leap in scientific knowledge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

88 Kill one, you're a murderer.

Kill many, you're a conqueror.

Kill 'em all, you're a god. <---- He wants here

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:04 AM (2YhKe)

89 Well, that failed for some reason......


Kill many, you're a conqueror < ---- Fauci is here

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

90
Ukraine Hits Iranian Ship Delivering Russian War Materiel to Iran (Yeah, Putin's no angel, but then again Zelensky is a grifting liar himself. I smell a rat - jjs)

The reason I believe that the story is essentially true is that the Iranian leadership is pissed about it, and have been talking about it a lot. It’s clear they lost something on that ship that they desperately wanted, and it wasn’t baby blankets and condensed milk.

There was also a credible report yesterday that China is shipping in hundreds of shoulder fired missiles by a land route. Trump was even asked about it, and he only said “Well I’ll be very disappointed if I find out that Xi was lying to me when he they’d never do this.”

China lie about something? Oh come on, what are the odds?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:05 AM (6YiIr)

91 Scott Jennings says the Democrats are not just broke, but also hated.

https://tinyurl.com/3u6h59r5

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 08:05 AM (Whbv0)

92 In the beginning Iran would put up 100 missiles
Now they put up 6. And they are getting very hungry.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:05 AM (3oLMy)

93 Food inflation in Iran at 140%

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:06 AM (abScH)

94 JackStraw

Correct. All those elements are chemically similar, making separation into pure metals quite difficult and messy.

I will spare you the chemical details. But there has been considerable progress in separation technology.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

95 Braenyard, and every one of those is intercepted

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:07 AM (abScH)

96 There was also a credible report yesterday that China is shipping in hundreds of shoulder fired missiles by a land route. Trump was even asked about it, and he only said “Well I’ll be very disappointed if I find out that Xi was lying to me when he they’d never do this.”

China lie about something? Oh come on, what are the odds?

Posted by: Tom Servo
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They gonna' need many, many camels.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:07 AM (3oLMy)

97 Funny that Talarico is pushing for debates, he knows he’s sunk and is desperate to try anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (6YiIr)


Kind of amusing given that there's nothing he can say to unite all the groups he's trying to court.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

98 60 Rare Earth?

Still have a couple of albums.

/oh
Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)

I saw Rare Earth front for Earth, Wind, and Fire in Oklahoma back in '83...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 08:08 AM (l3cgK)

99 What human life saving knowledge was discovered.

The government should have as little power as possible. But we already knew that and it will continue to be ignored.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

100 >>The revelation raises serious questions about the extent of Chinese military involvement in virus research and the potential risks posed by collaborations with U.S. institutions.
Chinese Military Scientist Sent Coronavirus to U.S. Lab Before COVID Outbreak.

This is what I meant when I asked why was Fauci sending money and technology to the CCP? Because he was. And the intel community was well aware of it.

There are more shoes to drop. A lot of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:10 AM (viF8m)

101 Where's Mitch?

Posted by: I gotta ask at July 30, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)

102 We can't hate the Media enough.

Yesterday, this was all that the NY Times had on its home page:

Fauci Repeatedly Refuses to Answer Senators' Questions at Volatile Hearing
Dr. Anthony Fauci accused the committee's Republican chairman, Rand Paul, of having an "unhinged obsession with me," before invoking the Fifth Amendment

That's been replaced with:

Fauci Accuses Senator Rand Paul of ‘Obsession’ During Senate Hearing
With a link to Fauci's self-serving opening statement

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:10 AM (dtajH)

103 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 30, 2026 08:11 AM (53oGX)

104 If I was involved in the sale of a deconsecrated church building to an unknown buyer, I would hold a series of big barbecue feasts ( all pork) prior to the sale. Salads would have lots of bacon bits as garnish. Maybe kick some of the bacon bits against the baseboard trim.

Posted by: Fenderbender at July 30, 2026 08:11 AM (1FEc1)

105 Leftist Dems on Facebook are already saying it's Trump's fault that Fauci did what he did. Trump reduced the CDC in China etc etc. They will never admit that Fauci is a psychopathic mass murderer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:13 AM (BlDDt)

106 I posted in Pixy 's thread that Talarico posted in 2021 that he had bought a Fauci doll. That alone should dq him from office
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:01 AM (BlDDt)

Any man that has a doll (any doll) needs to instantly relinquish their man card. No defense. Talarico probably never had a man card. Probably carries a purse and wears a fur coat. Think Seinfeld when he’s trying to save Kramer’s bacon…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 08:13 AM (+gA9j)

107 If Paul has an "obsession" I am glad for it. Nailing a mass murderer with the mindless support of the deep state and its handmaidens is obsessive business.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 30, 2026 08:13 AM (y8OK5)

108 This is cheerful news. Two resort owners in the UK, forced to house "immigrants", are reporting the delivery of weapons.

https://tinyurl.com/ntcua4kx

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 08:14 AM (bkuEU)

109 Leftist Dems on Facebook are already saying it's Trump's fault that Fauci did what he did. Trump reduced the CDC in China etc etc. They will never admit that Fauci is a psychopathic mass murderer
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:13 AM (BlDDt)



Admitting your chosen deity is a false god hellbent on death and destruction is a tough job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

110 Rand Paul and Fauci both took the Hippocratic Oath:

First, do no harm.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:15 AM (dtajH)

111 Every time Fauci claimed the 5th was a confession of guilt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

112 Where's Mitch?
Posted by: I gotta ask at July 30, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1)



Where's Maxine?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:15 AM (2YhKe)

113
75 Paxton is refusing to allow the dems to set the terms of the debates or to choose the moderator. Finally, a smart republican
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 07:59 AM (abScH)

Most likely they’ll never happen. Paxton doesn’t need them, and Talarico won’t do it unless he thinks he can rig the outcome in advance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (6YiIr)

114 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:05 AM (2YhKe)

The arrow and sideways caret thingy does not work well here. I have had text after one completely disappear.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (Irr+m)

115 Would a criminal referral for misuse of government resources be possible against fauci?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (abScH)

116 Julie Kelly's hubby is running for mayor of Chi town

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (gDlxJ)

117 108 This is cheerful news. Two resort owners in the UK, forced to house "immigrants", are reporting the delivery of weapons.

https://tinyurl.com/ntcua4kx

Posted by: Notsothoreau
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We had a problem with the Brits for that very same thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (3oLMy)

118 I don’t know where this leaves us, but a known mass killer will surely walk free and receive accolades and monetary awards for being one the Globalist’s flying monkey’s.

Maybe the admin should encourage some foreign government to demand his extradition for crimes against humanity? Doubt if they would, though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (1Ff7Z)

119 Sorry, I guess the pardon covers that.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:17 AM (abScH)

120 All I can say about the Fauci thing is a whole lotta people need to be hung.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 30, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope8)

121 Mornin', Horde. 61 degrees in Kentuckiana, going up to mid-80s.

Midwest Chick's Thursday memes are up:

https://tinyurl.com/ysjex7te

Posted by: Nazdar at July 30, 2026 08:17 AM (NcvvS)

122 The arrow and sideways caret thingy does not work well here. I have had text after one completely disappear.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (Irr+m)



That's what happened. First time I've tried to do that, I guess.

One at a time per post, it seems. Minx 0.8 beta FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:17 AM (2YhKe)

123 They gonna' need many, many camels."

It's hump day every day!

Posted by: man at July 30, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

124 Maybe the admin should encourage some foreign government to demand his extradition for crimes against humanity?

The odds are small but the image is wonderful.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 08:18 AM (jjoN6)

125 Oh, Francis Collins actions were evil beyond doubt. Yet amidst the evil, he did advance human knowledge with a great leap in scientific knowledge.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

I’ve been thinking along these lines recently because I’m 29…. It’s hard to finish well. I desperately want to finish well, but it’s so damn hard. I’ve seen little mistakes I made years ago blossom into huge boondoggles… nothing catastrophic thank God but annoyances. Collins did much good I’m sure but he finished miserably…. I’m trying to avoid that myself. I hope I succeed but…. I guess the point I’m making is someone’s life can be fantastic for awhile but if it ends with a black mark the entire legacy is blackened

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 08:18 AM (+gA9j)

126 Paxton will be a good Trump ally in the Senate.
And a Thune thorn.
Looking forward toit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:19 AM (3oLMy)

127 "They will never admit that Fauci is a psychopathic mass murderer"

He'll be an 80/20 issue in the run-up to November.

Fauci has tentacles into this that Brix doesn't, so he's a better target for "Alinsy-ization". And he lacks her fashion sense.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:19 AM (dtajH)

128 OrangeEnt

The International Criminal Court (ICC) could do it, but they are deliberately slow, Ant-American, and the Trump administration is working to end the entire court. The ICC has no jurisdiction in the US of A.

The ICC would probably reward Fauci for killing Americans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

129 It reminds me a bit of those weapons caches that Obama set up for government agencies. I am not lokking forward to the mass slaughter of British citizens.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2026 08:20 AM (bkuEU)

130 Open Railway's map shows only a couple railways from outside Iran that might be used. Target those at the border instead.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 08:00 AM (2Cry5)

Our “good friends and partners” in Pakistan have been shipping more goods into Iran than anyone else, through their 6 authorized border crossing points. So far the US has been turning a blind eye to that, because Pakistan is supposed to be our “friend”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:21 AM (6YiIr)

131 LinusVanPelt

That speaks well for your ethical path. Good reasoning in your post.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

132 The only point of hearings like these is to let people pretend they're doing something because they never will, and give some very mild catharsis to the people who watch them.

Bukakke theater, as the Empress so pithily puts it. I expected nothing less.

This is why I say my view of always expecting the worst is the most mentally healthy way to live.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 08:22 AM (qRla/)

133 The Democrats knew they had a problem with male voters ahead of the 2024 presidential election. That's why the Kamala Harris campaign chose this guy as her running mate:

Breaks into an Ethel Merman number.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

134 Tom Servo

Our IC community is tracking those shipments. We get targeting info from that surveillance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

135 Where's Mitch?
Posted by: I gotta ask


Where's Maxine?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer



They're with Waldo.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:23 AM (ZQqbB)

136 133 The Democrats knew they had a problem with male voters ahead of the 2024 presidential election. That's why the Kamala Harris campaign chose this guy as her running mate:

Breaks into an Ethel Merman number.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur)

She might have done better offering beejers to potential voters...but who'd want a mouth that has been on Willie Brown?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 08:23 AM (l3cgK)

137
115 Would a criminal referral for misuse of government resources be possible against fauci?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:16 AM (abScH)

Don’t see how anything gets past the blanket pardon that he was given.
And the problem with state charges is that most have a 5 year statute of limitations, that has now run out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:24 AM (6YiIr)

138 The Democrats knew they had a problem with male voters ahead of the 2024 presidential election. That's why the Kamala Harris campaign chose this guy as her running mate:

Breaks into an Ethel Merman number.
Posted by: r hennigantx


From a hospital bed ala Airplane!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:24 AM (ZQqbB)

139 Saw that yesterday. I wouldn't want to put that "action figure" toy of his under a black light. Just sayin'...
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

It would look like a Jackson Pollock painting

Posted by: Josephistan at July 30, 2026 08:25 AM (y9ksN)

140 jim (in Kalifornia)

Hunh. Most guys don't worry about those before him. They concentrate on the now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

141 Tom Servo

Don't murder charges have no time limit?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

142
Don’t see how anything gets past the blanket pardon that he was given.
And the problem with state charges is that most have a 5 year statute of limitations, that has now run out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:24 AM (6YiIr)



Murder has no statute of limitations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

143 Big time flooding in Greene county NY just north of me. Bridges washed out around Hunter mountain. We have flooding here but not that bad. More rain expected on and off today. Low 60s when I woke today, still 66

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:27 AM (BlDDt)

144 60 Rare Earth?

Still have a couple of albums.

/oh
Posted by: man

Get Ready...

Posted by: Cuz Here I Come! at July 30, 2026 08:27 AM (JM9I6)

145 Porsche To Cut Over A Third Of German Jobs As Auto Crisis Deepens

The company has been hit by collapsing sales in China, U.S. tariffs and costly investments in electric vehicles that have yet to produce the expected returns.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 08:27 AM (RHGPo)

146 This is why I say my view of always expecting the worst is the most mentally healthy way to live.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 08:22 AM (qRla/)

The most mentally healthy way to live is in consistent appreciation of one's blessings. And some degree of hope without letting everyday events sway you one way or the other.

But expecting amazing things and being constantly disappointed is absolutely a fucking drag.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:27 AM (Irr+m)

147 I’m praying that I don’t wish ill on Dr Fauci. After what my mother went through at that time it’s difficult. At least she died at home with family. I can’t imagine how I’d feel if circumstances were different.
Hopefully, my prayers are answered!

Posted by: Unkaren at July 30, 2026 08:28 AM (p7UGH)

148 Murder has no statute of limitations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

Queensryche?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:28 AM (Irr+m)

149 Here's the thing about Fauci... he created the circumstances that lead to our government, and others, to implement certain policies for covid. Congress authorized it. Governors and mayors mandated it. Law enforcement and judges enforced the mandates. Medical professionals administered the vaccines.

Who's guilty? Everyone?

I'd rather Fauci hang at the end of a rope, but TBH, he's really not the only one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 08:28 AM (2Cry5)

150 DEI Is Killing British Policing: Think-Tank Exposes The Truth

Hundreds of millions poured into anti-racism ideology while victims of knife crime are left to die under two-tier justice.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 08:28 AM (RHGPo)

151 There's still a WIRED magazine?

Posted by: Buggy Whip Manufacturer's Association at July 30, 2026 08:29 AM (JM9I6)

152 SMOD

In addition, the German government's Green Energy path made manufacturing in Germany much more expensive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

153 Any man that has a doll (any doll) needs to instantly relinquish their man card.

You'll take my Lily Munster doll out of my cold, dead hands!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 08:29 AM (qRla/)

154 good morning JJ, Horde

The white tail are all fed and watered. And they've never pled the Fifth after waging war on Americans and their health. So there's that

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 30, 2026 08:30 AM (/6r4m)

155 Here is what disturbs me the most about the handling of Fauci.

The West is completely and totally incapable of slaying its dragons.

We have nukes, we have teams that can snatch Maduro out of his bed in the middle of the night. We can track down Saddam Hussein, OBL, and even the strange dictator from Libya.

But we can't slay this one dragon. He's Right There. A drug addicted hobo could do the LORD's work and remove this complete piece of shit from the Earth's surface.

But the almighty US, who will turn its full force of wrath against 20 over in a school zone, can't remove from this earth, let alone slap its puny wrist, a monster of Biblical proportions.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 08:30 AM (a4flb)

156 Germany's Migrant Crime Crisis Explodes

New data shows foreigners dominate gang rapes and prisons while known Islamists walk free

... "racist" police ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 08:30 AM (RHGPo)

157 I bear all ill will against fauci. I want earthly retribution and let G-d tend to his soul

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:31 AM (abScH)

158 I have a doll. A mouthy little thing. And not a day goes by where she doesn't remind me I'm inadequate in some way. Wouldn't change her for the world!

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:31 AM (Irr+m)

159 >>Would a criminal referral for misuse of government resources be possible against fauci?

My belief is that this was always bigger than just Fauci. There are too many details around this situation for it to be just one bureaucrat running the US.

Why was Fauci being paid nearly $500k/year, by far the highest paid government employee including POTUS?

Why was he allowed to share potential deadly bio weapons tech with the CCP?

Why did the intel community help him cover up the source of the outbreak?

Fauci is an evil little shit who has been doing this kind of stuff since AIDS where he also made money partnering with drug companies. Not surprising that the money grubbing Clintons focused on selling AIDS drugs in the 3rd world when Hillary was running State and USAID.

I don't believe for a second this was all the doing of just one evil shit, he had help.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

160 'We Have Special Forces': Netanyahu Unfazed By Global Threats Of Arrest

"I'm going to New York to speak truth in front of hate-spewing Mamdani"

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 08:32 AM (RHGPo)

161 A hospital? What is it?

Posted by: Leslie N. at July 30, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

162
Queensrÿche?

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:28 AM (Irr+m)



Maybe.......


https://youtu.be/DNAs66KIg8Q

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:33 AM (2YhKe)

163 JackStraw, agreed . I want to see his wife prosecuted

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:33 AM (abScH)

164 BTW, why is a blanket pardon even legal or possible? Laws are pretty specific things. A blanket pardon is the opposite…. Also a preemptive pardon? That makes no sense either. To me a pardon is you’ve been convicted of something then comes the pardon. I once read (perhaps incorrectly) that part of the pardon mechanism is that in order to to accept it you have to acknowledge that you were indeed guilty of the offense? Fauci hasn’t been charged convicted and certainly no admission. What gives?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 08:33 AM (yz/88)

165 Murder has no statute of limitations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:26 AM (2YhKe)

No it doesn’t ; but although I wish this was not so, there’s no way to legally charge Fauci with such a thing. Even though we all know he’s guilty.

All I can say is that when there is no public justice, there is still God’s justice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:34 AM (6YiIr)

166 On Wednesday’s broadcast of NewsNation’s “Cuomo,” Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) said that while he isn’t going to criticize the Iran nuclear deal, we are “100%” better off now than we were under the deal, and now we have taken out the majority of Iran’s military and many of their nuclear facilities.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2026 08:34 AM (RHGPo)

167 I'd rather Fauci hang at the end of a rope, but TBH, he's really not the only one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 08:28 AM (2Cry5)
======

Your proposal to hang them all is APPROVED

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

168 Never doubted that weasel fauci and deep state made Capt Tripps super flu along with the mrna clot shot and then used wuhan as a cut out to disperse.

Posted by: The Stand at July 30, 2026 08:34 AM (ehY6c)

169 Fauci was given the Presidential Medal of Freedom by W. You can't dislike the GOPe and the Bushes enough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:35 AM (BlDDt)

170 I’m praying that I don’t wish ill on Dr Fauci.

That is the failure of the clergy to inform you of the Imprecatory Psalms.

If King David can plead to the LORD to call down His Holy Wrath against a people, and those prayers literally become hymns sung by millions of the LORD's people for thousands of years, and still available and ready to day to be part of personal and corporate worship, you are praying outside of God's Will to be ashamed of desiring Justice.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 08:35 AM (a4flb)

171 I bear all ill will against fauci. I want earthly retribution and let G-d tend to his soul

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 08:31 AM (abScH)



Every last bit of this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:35 AM (2YhKe)

172 159 I have a doll. A mouthy little thing. And not a day goes by where she doesn't remind me I'm inadequate in some way. Wouldn't change her for the world!
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:31 AM
###

Don't eat with your hands!

https://youtu.be/-k6pHS4aSw4

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 30, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

173 The odds are small but the image is wonderful.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 08:18 AM (jjoN6)

Even if no one accepts, let him fear for the rest of his life that some country will snatch him in the middle of the night and hang him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 08:35 AM (1Ff7Z)

174 >Any man that has a doll (any doll) needs to instantly relinquish their man card.
----

GI Joe
GI Joe
Fighting man from head to toe

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

175 Police looking for man who stuck his finger in a woman's butt. Has brown hair, brown eyes and a brown finger.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2026 08:31 AM (c1ZLh)



I was busy with my own brown......

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 30, 2026 08:37 AM (2YhKe)

176 Fauci is 85, to be 86 this year. He is not coming back to work under any admin. He is closer to receiving a final judgement than not. He will answer. We may not get earthly satisfaction from it, but he will answer. Don’t forget, his wife was reassigned to an Indian Reservation from her cushy job, she declined, she left. She is now a professor at Georgetown, I think? She is 74, younger than Fauci.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2026 08:37 AM (2N3ca)

177
51 Medical and scientific leaders have concluded that the harassment of Dr. Fauchi is racist and needs to be stopped immediately and they have lawyers, too, you guys.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 08:38 AM (Y8DZL)

178 Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 30, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

LOL that's a rock solid reference

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:38 AM (Irr+m)

179 The ICC would probably reward Fauci for killing Americans.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

Sure, Salty, but maybe some semi-unfriendly country might be convinced to do it? They wouldn't be seen as kowtowing to us, but revenging their own people.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 08:38 AM (1Ff7Z)

180 "I don't believe for a second this was all the doing of just one evil shit, he had help."

Yes. But I find it murky. I see the Deep State wanting to pursue bio-weapons research. Word is that they had labs in Ukraine. But why Wuhan and the Chi-Coms?

Another question is whether the leak started as an accident.

Then you have the Chi-Coms taking measures internally to shut things down, while packing passengers on airliners to tra.el across the globe,

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:38 AM (dtajH)

181 Fauci is an evil little shit who has been doing this kind of stuff since AIDS where he also made money partnering with drug companies. Not surprising that the money grubbing Clintons focused on selling AIDS drugs in the 3rd world when Hillary was running State and USAID.

I don't believe for a second this was all the doing of just one evil shit, he had help.
Posted by: JackStraw


Fauci, Birx & unnamed low level bureaucrats in the Cincinnati field office, aka "staff".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:38 AM (ZQqbB)

182 LOLOLOL

"An Iranian strike hit a building belonging to a Chinese company in northern Kuwait on Thursday, killing one worker and causing extensive damage, Kuwait’s Defense Ministry said.

Ministry spokesperson Colonel Saud Abdulaziz al-Atwan said authorities responded immediately and were handling the incident in coordination with relevant agencies.

Kuwait’s armed forces said they remained prepared to protect the country’s sovereignty, security and residents."

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 08:38 AM (g47mK)

183 Radical judge rules that terrorist attacks aren’t “material support” for ISIS.
A Biden Judge Legalizes ISIS Attacks in America


We see this all over the place honestly.

How many hundreds of people have supplied material support to the 3 would be Trump assassins, the Kirk assassin, the Zizians and so on?

How many have gone to jail let alone hanged?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 08:38 AM (sKqQm)

184 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 08:22 AM (qRla/)

MP, did you get my email?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 08:39 AM (1Ff7Z)

185
GI. Joe's are necessary to interrupt sisters Barbie parties and show 'em who's in charge.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 08:39 AM (Y8DZL)

186 165 BTW, why is a blanket pardon even legal or possible? Laws are pretty specific things. A blanket pardon is the opposite.”

Good question - to answer it specifically, “The pardon power is established in Article II, Section 2, Clause 1 of the Constitution, which states that the president “shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment”

This wording is unfortunately very broad. “The Supreme Court has recognized the pardon power as extremely broad. In Ex parte Garland (1867), the Court described it as “unlimited” except in impeachment cases, applying to every federal offense and exercisable before, during, or after legal proceedings.”

Also, Congress cannot restrict or limit this power.

It would provably take a years long case before SCOTUS to challenge this, and Roberts will just say “it’s a tax!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:40 AM (6YiIr)

187 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

188 You'll have to pry my Cherry 3000 doll from my cold dead privates

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:40 AM (BlDDt)

189 Even if no one accepts, let him fear for the rest of his life that some country will snatch him in the middle of the night and hang him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


"Oh dear...he got kidnapped in broad daylight and forced onto a plane. We will never solve this mystery. Who wants donuts?"

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 08:40 AM (jjoN6)

190 Radical judge rules that terrorist attacks aren’t “material support” for ISIS.
A Biden Judge Legalizes ISIS Attacks in America



Judge should be considered an enemy combatant and dealt with accordingly.

"...protect from all enemies, foreign AND domestic."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:41 AM (2YhKe)

191 I'm a rock-ribbed hetero male, but I would love to have a Estelle Costanza doll.

Posted by: Season 7, Episode 17 at July 30, 2026 08:41 AM (JM9I6)

192 Yes. But I find it murky. I see the Deep State wanting to pursue bio-weapons research. Word is that they had labs in Ukraine. But why Wuhan and the Chi-Coms?

Another question is whether the leak started as an accident.

Then you have the Chi-Coms taking measures internally to shut things down, while packing passengers on airliners to travel across the globe,
Posted by: Ignoramus



1. Accident
2. Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:42 AM (ZQqbB)

193 I have a bobblehead collection with a rogue's gallery:

AOC, Joe and Jill, Obama and Michelle ... and Fauci!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:44 AM (dtajH)

194 I didn't like space or army shit and had no action figures. Is that weird

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:45 AM (Irr+m)

195
The missile left a 10m-wide (33ft) crater a short distance from the village of Tarnawa Kolonia, about 100km from the border with Ukraine was probably Russian [says Poland]
---


ten to one it was Ukrainian

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:45 AM (3oLMy)

196 Yes. But I find it murky. I see the Deep State wanting to pursue bio-weapons research. Word is that they had labs in Ukraine. But why Wuhan and the Chi-Coms?

Don't forget Plumb Island and Galveston Island.

We have always had sick fucks who fancied themselves as the prototype Bond villain.

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 08:45 AM (a4flb)

197 It would provably take a years long case before SCOTUS to challenge this, and Roberts will just say “it’s a tax!”

Having a court case against Fauci dismissed for creating COVID and killing hundreds of thousands of Americans because of Biden's pardon wouldn't be as good as seeing him convicted and hung, but it would be a hell of a lot better then congressional hearings where he pleads the 5th to everything

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

198 I didn't like space or army shit and had no action figures. Is that weird
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 08:45 AM (Irr+m)



I never had any, but did play with friend's army figures and such.

Usually ended up shooting them with bb guns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

199 I don't think Russia is as involved as we think; the globalist bankers are running the Iran show and it leads back to The Bank of England. They are the ones who profit from the Imperial System Trump is destroying.

Posted by: Danimal28 at July 30, 2026 08:46 AM (vGw+K)

200 The missile left a 10m-wide (33ft) crater a short distance from the village of Tarnawa Kolonia, about 100km from the border with Ukraine was probably Russian [says Poland]
---


ten to one it was Ukrainian


This same thing happened a few years ago. One of Lil Z's top aids mention in public that it was actually one of their's so he fired the guy and sent him to prison

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 08:46 AM (sKqQm)

201 I have a bobblehead collection with a rogue's gallery:

AOC, Joe and Jill, Obama and Michelle ... and Fauci!
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:44 AM (dtajH)



Target rich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:46 AM (2YhKe)

202 Candace Owens hasn't blamed Fauci for killing Charlie Kirk yet. It's a conspiracy and they're all in on it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:46 AM (BlDDt)

203 Only bobblehead I have is Tom Seaver, who died from government backed Lyme Disease. (He lived in Connecticut).

Posted by: Plum Island Escape? at July 30, 2026 08:47 AM (JM9I6)

204 Actually, I have Star Trek action figures, not dolls.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

205
Barbie and Ken are sold separately.
She only comes with GI Joe.

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)

206 "1. Accident"

Yes, most likely. But why put a bio-weapon lab in Chi-Com controlled Wuhan?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:47 AM (dtajH)

207 1. Accident
2. Never let a crisis go to waste.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:42 AM”

Yeah. Although I don’t doubt that Chinese had nefarious motives, you don’t have to look farther than knowing that the Chinese will do anything for money, and we paid them to do it.

And accident because the Chinese put the same care and diligence into this project that they put into everything they do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:47 AM (6YiIr)

208 Not sure how the convo meandered to dolls and action figures but I will proudly admit to having a talking GI Joe, one than one Six Million Dollar Man, and the mack daddy of them all - Stretch Armstrong!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 08:48 AM (S0M0K)

209 >>Then you have the Chi-Coms taking measures internally to shut things down, while packing passengers on airliners to tra.el across the globe

Almost certainly caught Covid on an airline flight from Chicago to Akron in January 2020 in which at least half the passengers were Chinese students going back to school. Had symptoms a week later.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 30, 2026 08:48 AM (NcvvS)

210 MP, did you get my email?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 08:39 AM (1Ff7Z)


I did, many thanks. I'm trying to finish editing, so have not yet opened it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 08:49 AM (qRla/)

211 Time for Fauci to go

By any means necessary

That's how it's done now

Luigi out front should have told ya

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 30, 2026 08:50 AM (61TgR)

212 Candace Owens hasn't blamed Fauci for killing Charlie Kirk yet. It's a conspiracy and they're all in on it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:46 AM (BlDDt)



Although, she now has others attacking Ericka Kirk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:50 AM (2YhKe)

213 And accident because the Chinese put the same care and diligence into this project that they put into everything they do./i]

One of the most frankly amusing stories to come out of the Uke war is Russia finding out the tires they had bought from China were shit and having them shred after barely any use.

Russian stuff looks like crap and *sort of* works forever. Chinese crap looks nice and fails the moment you actually need it to work

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

214 Somehow Doof having a doll collection doesn't shock me.

Posted by: Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead at July 30, 2026 08:50 AM (JM9I6)

215 Futures Rise As Oil Drops, Bond Selling Slows, Meta Tumbles And Microsoft Soars
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Market talk is such bs. Yesterday, in the space of an hour, I read that oil was up 6% then I read that it was down to $80. It was 'news', didn't get that info from the marketplace.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 08:50 AM (3oLMy)

216 but it would be a hell of a lot better then congressional hearings where he pleads the 5th to everything
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 08:45 AM (sKqQm)

When Conservatives are charged, we can expect an expensive and difficult 3 year long public circus. When Democrats are charged, they can always find a judge who will dismiss the charges within 12 hours. See Comey and Letitia James.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 08:51 AM (6YiIr)

217 Today Is Shredded Wheat Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

218 In the George Lopez sitcom, George has a bobble head collection (it’s funny because George’s head is so big he looks like a real life bobble head). In one episode his son breaks one and George gets mad…. I think the bobble heads were Joe Morgan, Steve Garvey and Jim Palmer

So baseball bobble heads are classified as dolls??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 08:51 AM (+gA9j)

219 Not sure how the convo meandered to dolls and action figures but I will proudly admit to having a talking GI Joe, one than one Six Million Dollar Man, and the mack daddy of them all - Stretch Armstrong!
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 08:48 AM (S0M0K)



I had a stretch monster. It sprung a leak and was tossed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:51 AM (2YhKe)

220 Remember:
Every one of the cartel judges, that jump on a second's notice to spring some tatted-up 40-year old child-molesting illegal from ICE custody ...

ran, hid, locked their doors, and took their phone off the receiver when it was American citizens Constitutional rights being abused

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 08:52 AM (3cUTc)

221 I did, many thanks. I'm trying to finish editing, so have not yet opened it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 30, 2026 08:49 AM (qRla/)

No worries. The clips aren't very long and they're out of context, just thought they'd be of interest to you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2026 08:52 AM (1Ff7Z)

222 Ben Had,
The reason why Fauci is so smug is that putting him on trial risks some of the US most dirty laundry. That is the intel community misusing the statute of threat reduction.

"The Nunn–Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction (CTR) program, established in 1991 by Senators Sam Nunn and Richard Lugar, was created to secure and dismantle weapons of mass destruction (WMD) in the former Soviet Union following its collapse. The initiative addressed the urgent risk that 30,000 nuclear weapons, chemical agents, and biological research could fall into the hands of unstable regimes or terrorists.

Key achievements include:

Scientist Employment: Provided civilian jobs for over 22,000 former WMD scientists to prevent proliferation expertise from leaking.
Chemical/Biological: Secured sites and destroyed thousands of tons of chemical agents and secured biological laboratories across multiple continents.

Originally limited to the former Soviet Union, the program's scope expanded in 2008 to address global WMD proliferation threats, shifting focus toward capacity building, border security, and biological threat reduction in countries worldwide."

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 08:52 AM (E4rtv)

223 >>Yes. But I find it murky. I see the Deep State wanting to pursue bio-weapons research. Word is that they had labs in Ukraine. But why Wuhan and the Chi-Coms?

It's not a rumor that we were funding bio labs in Ukraine, Victoria Nuland admitted it in front of Congress. Sometimes hearings produce gems.

And Hunter Biden's dogshit investment company that took money from the CCP was invested in a company called Metabiota that had federal government contracts to track virus spreads in two countries, China and Ukraine.

Before the Ukraine war started, Putin invaded Kazakstan, where Hunter was getting paid along with John Kerry's daughter, and publicly said the reason he was doing it was to stop another "western color revolution" in a former Soviet satellite. We were funding a massive bio lab there, too.

Making Fauci and untouchable fall guy is convenient. He's a loathsome POS that has gotten filthy rich off human and animal suffering. But he was not working alone.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:52 AM (viF8m)

224 217 Today Is Shredded Wheat Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Rather eat Brillo pads.

Posted by: Add Sugar at July 30, 2026 08:53 AM (JM9I6)

225 I will admit, there is a difference between collecting items of value and playing with dolls when your age is above 12. Or maybe 8.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:53 AM (2YhKe)

226 There's a scene in Silence of the Lambs where Clarice is trying to get Hannibal's co-operation by offering him a transfer from his dingy cell to Plum Island where he can walk among the nesting birds ... "guarded by a SWAT team, of course."

Hannibal dismisses it as Anthrax Island.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:53 AM (dtajH)

227 I've got the Hector Salamanca in a wheelchair bobblehead, with the bell on the armrest.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 08:53 AM (XvL8K)

228 I've got the Hector Salamanca in a wheelchair bobblehead, with the bell on the armrest.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 08:53 AM (XvL8K)


Please tell me that's a real thing. And please tell me if comes with a Gus Fring bobblehead with half of his face removable.

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 08:55 AM (S0M0K)

229 Today Is Shredded Wheat Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Who wants to eat cardboard?

Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2026 08:56 AM (Oy/m2)

230 I think we need action figures of Horde members. The Elric action figure would be a lot of fun. The Piper action figure would probably require batteries, though. Like 10 AAs.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

231 GI. Joe's are necessary to interrupt sisters Barbie parties and show 'em who's in charge.
Posted by: Auspex


Joe smacking that ass & yelling "who's your daddy!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 08:56 AM (ZQqbB)

232 @223 JackStraw, yup Hunter, Kerry's kid, Mitt's nephew, a Pelosi relative were all making bank in the former Soviet republics.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:56 AM (BlDDt)

233 To continue, senators on the Intelligence Committee know damn well that the US has been paying scientists across the globe to engage in risky and dangerous biological research and this is justified as 'defensive' research in biological weapons permitted under the Biological Warfare Treaty.

If you notice the dates of Tony's pardon, from 2014-2024, what sticks out is 2014--Ukraine and the fall of the Russian influenced regime. One of the sites for biological research are the former Soviet labs in Kharkov or Kharkiv depending on RUS/UKR spelling. There were probably more dirty labs in Ukraine.

And the 2008 date is important because that is the date when the US decided to expand this project to the whole world--including China no doubt.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 08:57 AM (E4rtv)

234 >>Hannibal dismisses it as Anthrax Island.

And Lyme, Connecticut, the town that gave Lyme Disease its name because it was a hotbed of early outbreaks, is right across Long Island Sound.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:57 AM (viF8m)

235 I think we need action figures of Horde members. The Elric action figure would be a lot of fun. The Piper action figure would probably require batteries, though. Like 10 AAs.

The good news for those low on space is we would also sell Rachel Corrie ones

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 08:57 AM (sKqQm)

236 I'll say it again:
Biden's "pardon" of Fauci is our "horse in the Senate" moment for the republic.

If we honor that pardon, there is no law anymore.
There is no justice anymore.
There is no Constitution.
There is only power and those who will use it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2026 08:57 AM (3cUTc)

237 Please tell me that's a real thing. And please tell me if comes with a Gus Fring bobblehead with half of his face removable.
Posted by: Doof
______

It's real. I actually have two and use them as bookends.

Wouldn't be surprised if there's also a half-face Fring one.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 08:57 AM (XvL8K)

238 >>@223 JackStraw, yup Hunter, Kerry's kid, Mitt's nephew, a Pelosi relative were all making bank in the former Soviet republics.

yep

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (viF8m)

239
And Lyme, Connecticut, the town that gave Lyme Disease its name because it was a hotbed of early outbreaks, is right across Long Island Sound.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 08:57 AM (viF8m)



Hotbed of early outbreaks = Release point

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (2YhKe)

240 A Piper action figure would have a lot of very expensive couture

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (BlDDt)

241 I'd like to see Fauci strung up, but I'd also like the bitch at the medical office who gave me a rash of shit for not "wearing a mask" and canceling an appointment I'd made prior to covid strung up too.

That was a nasty encounter.

And the idiots at the retirement community where my mom died... who wouldn't permit a memorial service for her. So her kids had to grieve from afar.

They deserve some rope too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (2Cry5)

242 Rather eat Brillo pads.
Posted by: Add Sugar at July 30, 2026 08:53 AM (JM9I6)
******
The big ones are disgusting, but the little ones aren't bad with Splenda and bananas.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (NpAcC)

243 A Piper action figure would have a lot of very expensive couture
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (BlDDt)


Making clothes that small would be expensive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

244 I made the point above that Trump is going to make Fauci an 80/20 issue in the run-up to the election. After all the D Senators except Fetterman vote on the record to defend him.

Expect more revelations to drop.

Fauci's crimes affected nearly all Americans, often badly and sometimes tragically.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 09:00 AM (dtajH)

245 I will admit, there is a difference between collecting items of value and playing with dolls when your age is above 12. Or maybe 8.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


F. M. L.

GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip 1974 era $525.00 on ebay. I would have had close to $3000 worth.

Add in all the accessories and the wooden footlocker, probably close to $5k.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:01 AM (ZQqbB)

246 Mite be time to point out that ticks are arachnids, not insects.

Posted by: Lone Star Louie at July 30, 2026 09:01 AM (JM9I6)

247
241 I'd like to see Fauci strung up, but I'd also like the bitch at the medical office who gave me a rash of shit for not "wearing a mask" and canceling an appointment I'd made prior to covid strung up too.”

You don’t have to go that far. I think a beating with a large stick would be just as satisfying, especially if you got to do it personally.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 09:01 AM (6YiIr)

248 222 Whig, I worked as an interpreter/translator on Nunn-Lugar projects at the On-Site Inspection Agency in the late 90s. Specifically, I was in the Chemical and Biological Weapons division. I wonder about one of the biological projects I worked on, now.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

249 A Piper action figure would have a lot of very expensive couture
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (BlDDt)

Making clothes that small would be expensive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Skip the clothes then.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:02 AM (ZQqbB)

250 230 I think we need action figures of Horde members.

Mine would be holding a cup of coffee and there would be at least one greyhound with it.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 09:02 AM (jjoN6)

251 Doof - just searched and the half-face Fring bobblehead also exists.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 09:03 AM (XvL8K)

252 "Wouldn't be surprised if there's also a half-face Fring one."

I have it! Also Walter White

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 09:03 AM (dtajH)

253 I did have a singing James Brown bobble that was about 15 inches tall. Sang I Got You when you pressed a button and it shimmied back and forth.

Can't remember where I got it or if someone gave it to me but it used to creep Brit Lass out so bad she asked me to get rid of it.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 09:03 AM (Irr+m)

254 They deserve some rope too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I remember the article pleading for a "Covid Amnesty" because golly, we just made some mistakes.

Yeah. Apologize to the dead. Don't worry; I'll help with the meeting.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 09:04 AM (jjoN6)

255 Now procedural charges against Fauci depend on a) fraud--Tony Fraudci required NIH grant recipients to nominate Tony for awards that paid him cash. This is a quid pro quo and that money should be able to be clawed back via the False Claims Act. But the dates of those illegal activities are probably covered under the pardon and possibly statutes of limitation.

Insider trading might or might not be other charges as Pfizer's Bourla (another evil sob) was feeding Tony that information. Again, pardon and statute of limitations.

But the one most likely to stick is if Fraudci destroyed or even attempted to destroy government records AFTER his pardon. There he runs into the so called Honest Services and obstruction of justice inquiries. Neither pardon nor statute of limitations affect these.

The reason why Tony Fraudci thinks he is protected is his dirty US top secret kompromat on the US doing shit it should never be doing, especially in foreign labs. But, the mundane obstruction and honest services trials don't risk that dirty laundry and is why that will most probably be the direction of any charges--if ever made. Same for contempt of Congress.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:04 AM (E4rtv)

256 Worst possible Horde action figures --

Masturbatin' Pete
Bea Arthur's Dick

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 09:04 AM (S0M0K)

257 246 Yeah, that headline yesterday calling a tick an “insect” really “bugged” me. Learn basic biology, people!

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

258 Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 08:58 AM (2Cry5)

I still want entire bloodlines eliminated.

I'm fine if the shot does the work for many.
Canada's too crowded. Too many stupid liberals per square kilometer.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Sco7b)

259 - Grabs pen

Considers scratching out Matthew 5:43-48
Thinks it over,,, nope. Not gonna do it.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 30, 2026 09:04 AM (/XKEa)

260 Making clothes that small would be expensive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

There's lots of cute fashions for little girls.

Posted by: Thank Heaven at July 30, 2026 09:04 AM (JM9I6)

261 Doof - just searched and the half-face Fring bobblehead also exists.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2026 09:03 AM (XvL8K)


That's outstanding!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 09:05 AM (S0M0K)

262 The COVID shut downs showed that individuals could become tyrants very quickly. People ask how the German people didn't know what the Nazis were doing. They did and they were by and large good with it.
Same as with COVID. The tyrannical Everyman could let it rock

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:05 AM (BlDDt)

263 >>Hotbed of early outbreaks = Release point

Possibly. But an equally possible outcome is it escaped from Plum Island.

If you look at a map of the area you will see Lyme sits on a river that leads right to the sound and directly toward Plum Island. It's a very popular cruising and fishing area.

A guy I used to race with and his daughter both got Lyme Disease from tick bites on Fisher's Island which is right in that same area. Some of us who grew up on the water around here have always believed Plum was the source, but we tend to be whacky conspiracy theorists. It probably came from a bat getting busy with a pangolin in a Lyme wet market.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:06 AM (viF8m)

264 Those moving bobbles have a creepy smile plastered on them but come on he's the Godfather of Soul and only beat up a few women.

Seriously. How could you be creeped out by this? I mean really Brit Lass, give your head a wobble. Literally:

https://shorturl.at/EdTXZ

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Irr+m)

265 Not sure how the convo meandered to dolls and action figures but I will proudly admit to having a talking GI Joe

I have the action figure of Baron Harkkonen from the Lynch movie.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 30, 2026 09:07 AM (CHHv1)

266 My son had a Walter White bobblehead.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

267 248 222 Whig, I worked as an interpreter/translator on Nunn-Lugar projects at the On-Site Inspection Agency in the late 90s. Specifically, I was in the Chemical and Biological Weapons division. I wonder about one of the biological projects I worked on, now.
Posted by: Bulg
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The problem with the intel community is that it is easy for people with malicious intent to hide behind national security to do all sorts of vile things and rely on the system to protect them if it comes out they did it.

Made men Mafiosi and the whole idea excites certain sociopathic (doesn't care about others) and psychopathic (enjoys vile things hurting others) to do things under the veil of secrecy that should never be done.

Fraudci is one of those psychopaths from even a brief look at his record and his 'diary'. But he had others in his network that are not covered by pardons etc.

FWIW, I was in grad school where the university had direct ties to the Nunn Lugar setup and provide a fair number of graduates to that work. One of which I know currently works at the CIA.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:09 AM (E4rtv)

268 I'm suspecting a few of you have a Pee Wee Herman doll.

Posted by: Popcorn Box Sold Separately at July 30, 2026 09:09 AM (JM9I6)

269 My fault that we are talking about dolls. I brought up Talarico having a Fauci doll. I will embarrel myself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:10 AM (BlDDt)

270 The COVID shut downs showed that individuals could become tyrants very quickly. People ask how the German people didn't know what the Nazis were doing. They did and they were by and large good with it.
Same as with COVID. The tyrannical Everyman could let it rock

====

Yes, indeed. I always suspected it , then I saw it first hand. Hordes running over each other to report on their neighbors, and so on.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:10 AM (g47mK)

271 It probably came from a bat getting busy with a pangolin in a Lyme wet market.
Posted by: JackStraw
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That's a batty idea.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:10 AM (E4rtv)

272 War is ugly but it's not the ugliest of things.

We watch too much TV where things are wrapped up in an hour. I think war is mostly won by the side that makes the least number of mistakes .

I also compare it to a close arm wrestling match where you don't know how close your opponent is to giving up.

( extends fists with Hold Fast tat)

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (KC5Lt)

273 Leftist Can't Make Up Their Minds About Body Cams: Hilarious.

Great article at the Daily Wire.

" Leftists in various jurisdictions — including Madison, Wisconsin, where Corey Ruiz was killed — decided to get rid of bodycams, on the basis that bodycams are actually, it turns out, racist. They were too helpful to the police and prosecutors. They put too many black criminals in prison."
"But now that Corey Ruiz was killed, and they’re convinced he was shot by the police in cold blood, suddenly these people have seen the light. Now all the black activists and Leftist white women are determined to bring bodycams back."

"So if you’re following along at home: first the activists demanded bodycams. Then, after their demands were met, they decided that actually they don’t want bodycams. And now they’ve determined that actually they do want bodycams."

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

274 I wouldn’t mind having a bobble head of Lucy pulling the football away while Charlie Brown tries to kick it…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (+gA9j)

275 My late mother was a nun for 14 years.

She had a doll or figuring, about a foot tall. A thin nun in full habit. I don't remember getting rid of it, but there was a lot going on.

If it was still here, I'd know.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Sco7b)

276 I just found a YouTube video of the James Brown doll and 85% of the comments are about how terrified they are. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Irr+m)

277 Before embarreling, I note that Cornyn and Tillis are douchebags for at least temporarily blocking Blanche

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (BlDDt)

278 The worst offenders were hysterical, middle aged women.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (g47mK)

279 There's a scene in Silence of the Lambs where Clarice is trying to get Hannibal's co-operation by offering him a transfer from his dingy cell to Plum Island where he can walk among the nesting birds ... "guarded by a SWAT team, of course."

Hannibal dismisses it as Anthrax Island.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026


***
But he was tempted by the terns.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:12 AM (wzUl9)

280
I wonder if Fauci & Co could be deported to a country that believes in the death penalty-

for his COVID crimes against...well, everyone in the world?

I would think he could, if the request was made by the proper country, since nothing will happen to him here.

Moron lawyers, is this a possible thing to happen?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2026 09:12 AM (iJfKG)

281 They're all just "bugs"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 09:12 AM (RIvkX)

282 My fault that we are talking about dolls. I brought up Talarico having a Fauci doll. I will embarrel myself
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:10 AM (BlDDt)


Nah, you gotta just own it.

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2026 09:12 AM (S0M0K)

283 I believe Fauci is one of those off the scale narcissists that has absolutely no self awareness.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 09:13 AM (KC5Lt)

284 As we type, thousands of Moroccans are invading Spain. They aren't migrants, they are invaders.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:13 AM (viF8m)

285 The COVID shut downs showed that individuals could become tyrants very quickly. People ask how the German people didn't know what the Nazis were doing. They did and they were by and large good with it.
Same as with COVID. The tyrannical Everyman could let it rock
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Dallas County shut down Shelly Luther's hair salon. She told DC's Judge Clay Jenkins to go fuck himself. She was jailed for refusing his order.

She ran for office in District 62 and won.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:13 AM (ZQqbB)

286 @278 runner, Orwell said "it was the women, usually younger ones , who were the most dogged defenders of the orthodoxy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:14 AM (BlDDt)

287 GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip 1974 era $525.00 on ebay. I would have had close to $3000 worth.

Add in all the accessories and the wooden footlocker, probably close to $5k.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:01 AM (ZQqbB)



My mother was one that threw things away if she didn't like our storage habits.

I had a Carl Yastrzemski rookie card......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:14 AM (2YhKe)

288 Trump approval

AP 33%
Quinnipiac 32%
CNN 35%
Fox 39%
YouGov 39%

Blue tsunami incoming

Posted by: Brutal at July 30, 2026 09:14 AM (ikCrF)

289 241 I'd like to see Fauci strung up, but I'd also like the bitch at the medical office who gave me a rash of shit for not "wearing a mask" and canceling an appointment I'd made prior to covid strung up too.”
*
You don’t have to go that far. I think a beating with a large stick would be just as satisfying, especially if you got to do it personally.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026


***
I'm down. I dislike officious popinjays at the best of times, and 2020-2022 was not the best of times.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:15 AM (wzUl9)

290 Former SEAL DJ Shipley on Islam in America. Short and brutal.

https://tinyurl.com/2f7wchrt

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 30, 2026 09:16 AM (7s9Qe)

291 JackStraw

No El Cid on the horizon.

We need a second population of humans on Mars. I mean besides Elon and his baby mommas and kids.

Make the selection 100% heterosexual and no Muslims. Amish preferred.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)

292 280
I wonder if Fauci & Co could be deported to a country that believes in the death penalty-

for his COVID crimes against...well, everyone in the world?

I would think he could, if the request was made by the proper country, since nothing will happen to him here.

Moron lawyers, is this a possible thing to happen?
Posted by: naturalfake
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Yes, other countries can charge Tony as the pardon does nothing to protect him directly from that. Where it becomes a sticky wicket is whether an extradition to another country for crimes becomes entangled in a pardon issue for the US court hearing the case.

There might be some caselaw somewhere even from Britain if no US caselaw can be found but I haven't had Westlaw since retirement and don't have access to the law review databases that I used to have.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:16 AM (E4rtv)

293 MS Now constantly talks about how horrible the war is and how Americans are being punished whenever they go shopping.

And then I remember they SAID NOTHING about inflation when Biden was screwed into the Presidential chair.

You'd think their viewers would put 2 + 2 together sometimes.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 09:17 AM (Sco7b)

294 Democratic Party Approval Rating Among Men

🟢 Approve: 20% (-51)
🔴 Disapprove: 71%

Quinnipiac poll | July 23-27


OUCH!!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:17 AM (g47mK)

295 @280 naturalfake, I proposed the idea the other day that Fauci could be deported to another country given what we know about his creation of COVID. Not necessarily a death penalty, but spending his last days in a Turkish prison would be appropriate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:17 AM (BlDDt)

296 Does this look like migrants seeking a better life or does it look like thousands of fighting age men pouring into Spain?

https://tinyurl.com/4rytp72k

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:17 AM (viF8m)

297 They aren't migrants, they are invaders.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:13 AM (viF8m)
=====

They are invited guests.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2026 09:17 AM (RIvkX)

298 "So if you’re following along at home: first the activists demanded bodycams. Then, after their demands were met, they decided that actually they don’t want bodycams. And now they’ve determined that actually they do want bodycams."

This is sort of a natural aspect of leftist in play.

Why did they demand bodycams originally? Well their narrative told them they would find most cops are racist killbots and this would prove it. So they rolled them out and found out while there were some bad cops in most cases the cams proved the cops were acting reasonably and the people they were arresting where the ones out of control.

Now to a rational mind this should cause you to rethink your hypothesis about rampant structural racism in policing. But that's not how leftists work. The narrative is right the facts are wrong, bigoted and racist so obviously you need to get rid of the cameras and then you can forget about what they show.

Which again takes them back to the narrative that the cops are racist killbots. So obviously if they get this stuff on camera now no one will be able to deny the narrative.

It is insane to us, but makes perfect sense to them...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)

299 Polling business has less credibility than the Phrenology business. It's just a grift and time-filler for phony "news" programs.

Posted by: Off With Their Heads! at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (JM9I6)

300 I truly hate Hearings Theatre. But I'll admit to laughing out loud when Hawley made Fauci plead the Fifth about the day of the week and color of his tie.

Watching a greasy little guinea crook repeat "on the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution" like a larcenous Chatty Cathy doll instantly reminded me of the Kefauver Hearings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (BI5O2)

301 HAHAHAHAH!!!

Democratic Party Approval Rating Among Independents

🟢 Approve: 17% (-53)
🔴 Disapprove: 70%

Quinnipiac poll | July 23-27

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (g47mK)

302 I had a lot of toy animals when I was a kid. Most of them were hand-me-downs.

I actually had a toy giant ground sloth.

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

303 Dallas County shut down Shelly Luther's hair salon. She told DC's Judge Clay Jenkins to go fuck himself. She was jailed for refusing his order.

She ran for office in District 62 and won.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026


***
I seem to recall there was a barbershop or hair stylist shop in the Birmingham, AL, area, that also refused. When I bugged out for a hurricane in Sept. 2021, almost everything in B'ham's suburbs was back to normal, and I was very happy I didn't have to battle officious Karens at stores and restaurants.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (wzUl9)

304 Morn' all....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (FtULh)

305 *yawn*
Good morning!

What'd I miss?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 09:19 AM (X8xt3)

306 naturalfake, I proposed the idea the other day that Fauci could be deported to another country given what we know about his creation of COVID.

Any state could charge him as well. A federal pardon doesn't stop state murder charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm)

307 ...how horrible the war is ...

Yet we need to send Zelenskyy hundreds of billions more now more than ever!

Posted by: Community Notes at July 30, 2026 09:19 AM (PVBkQ)

308 Big news on X: ICE raided a casting plant in South Carolina and arrested 48 illegals plus the plant manager and HR person. Finally!

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 09:19 AM (QZThv)

309 277 Before embarreling, I note that Cornyn and Tillis are douchebags for at least temporarily blocking Blanche
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Their last big leverage for horsetrading on legislation before they become former senators is the Blanche nomination. My guess is Cornyn will eventually cave, Tillis will vote against, and the Judiciary vote on the nomination will be a tie going to the floor with no recommendation as to approval. Then we see how the rest of the dwindling GOPe contigent votes in the whole Senate.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:19 AM (E4rtv)

310 Yes, other countries can charge Tony as the pardon does nothing to protect him directly from that. Where it becomes a sticky wicket is whether an extradition to another country for crimes becomes entangled in a pardon issue for the US court hearing the case.

There might be some caselaw somewhere even from Britain if no US caselaw can be found but I haven't had Westlaw since retirement and don't have access to the law review databases that I used to have.
Posted by: whig


Depends on just how bad they want him. If 25 million illegals can sneak into a country, it can't be that hard to sneak just one out.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:19 AM (ZQqbB)

311 @291 NaCly Dog, I don't think Amish horses would fair well in the Martian atmosphere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 09:20 AM (BlDDt)

312 LOLOLOLOL!!

"CNN: Voters are with Trump when comes to needing a photo id and a document proving citizenship to vote

Support For…
Needing a photo id to vote: 🟢 77%
Proving Citizenship To Vote: 🟢 54%"

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:20 AM (g47mK)

313
The U.S.Grant bobblehead I picked up at the Appomattox Courthouse gift shop is an amazing handpanted artifact which is regularly consulted by be when grandchild questions are asked, as I have figured out how to make it nod or shake it's head surreptitiously.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2026 09:20 AM (Y8DZL)

314 Should have asked Fauci if he was a top or bottom.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 09:21 AM (KC5Lt)

315 I had a lot of toy animals when I was a kid. Most of them were hand-me-downs.

I actually had a toy giant ground sloth.
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026


***
I had a "Fury" stuffed horse figure, based on the black stallion from the kids' TV show w/ Peter Graves. It probably wasn't polyester back then but some kind of wool felt, in black. Unfortunately the company used a pink vinyl for Fury's nose, so it wasn't accurate to the TV equine. To this day I recall the pleasant aroma of that vinyl when it was new.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:21 AM (wzUl9)

316 >>‘The Senate needs to do its job and pass the SAVE America Act. The time for excuses is over.’


If Thune and co. can't pass this, they can't pass anything the majority of the American public wants.

It is a test, and many of them are failing, bigly.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 09:21 AM (X8xt3)

317 River otters are hunting and drowning pelicans in a Bay Area lagoon

Typically, river otters seek out prey closer to their own size: cormorants, surf scoters, gulls and ducks, or smaller creatures like crustaceans and amphibians. “They’re very fierce and hungry little animals,” Isadore said. “They’ll get whatever’s plentiful and easiest to catch.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 09:21 AM (/+uur)

318 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (BI5O2)

My favorite comeuppance has been his post jab heart attack.

He could stand to get hit by a garbage truck, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

319 President Trump Following Iran Attack on U.S. Forces: We’re Going to ‘Beat the F**king Sh*t Out of Them’

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It's like Elvis said . . .

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

320 >>> 206
==
But why put a bio-weapon lab in Chi-Com controlled Wuhan?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 30, 2026 08:47 AM (dtajH)

Maybe the CHYnks, and one or two other countries, don't have as much control over their so-called "intel" agencies as they should.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2026 09:22 AM (vDZgA)

321 Spain of all places allowing a Muslim invasion. SMH

Saying that, if you travel to Spain go to Alhambra. Amazing place.

Posted by: Ann at July 30, 2026 09:22 AM (SHHm+)

322 You'd think their viewers would put 2 + 2 together sometimes.
Posted by: Stateless
==========
MS NOW is no different than religious programming except for leftards whose politics are their own religion.

They even have their own prosperity gospel preachers like Joel Osteen. For leftards, prosperity gospel is communism and socialism.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:22 AM (E4rtv)

323 My favorite comeuppance has been his post jab heart attack.

He could stand to get hit by a garbage truck, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

After a piano falls out of a 4th story window . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2026 09:23 AM (wVcYX)

324 >>@Inevitablewest
·
35m
>>🚨BREAKING: An emergency has now been declared in the Spanish city of Ceuta after tens of thousands of illegal migrants break in from Morocco

>>Pedro Sánchez is REFUSING to deploy the military to defend the borders.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:23 AM (viF8m)

325 301 HAHAHAHAH!!!

Democratic Party Approval Rating Among Independents

🟢 Approve: 17% (-53)
🔴 Disapprove: 70%

MS Now has been constantly showing a poll with President Trumps disapproval rating at about 60%.

I always wonder what it is if they polled people outside their offices.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 09:23 AM (Sco7b)

326 @319: bombing is already happening and Pete Hegseth is in Israel coordinating with Bibi.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 09:23 AM (QZThv)

327 Dems need some fresh faces to run ! Hows the neo-nazi pipeline doing ??

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:23 AM (g47mK)

328 naturalfake, I proposed the idea the other day that Fauci could be deported to another country given what we know about his creation of COVID. Not necessarily a death penalty, but spending his last days in a Turkish prison would be appropriate
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026


***
Yesterday there were mentions of North Sentinel Island and Desolation Island. Exiling him like a dwarfish, Brooklynite version of Napoleon for the rest of his life to one of those doesn't seem too harsh.

The Sentinelese hate outsiders and would make short work of him. The Antarctic penguins might have some fun as well. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:24 AM (wzUl9)

329 311 @291 NaCly Dog, I don't think Amish horses would fair well in the Martian atmosphere
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Not a good place for raising kids, either.

Posted by: The Thin White Duke at July 30, 2026 09:24 AM (JM9I6)

330 "So if you’re following along at home: first the activists demanded bodycams. Then, after their demands were met, they decided that actually they don’t want bodycams. And now they’ve determined that actually they do want bodycams."
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)


It's pretty simple, really, Leftist leadership wants bodycams in 100% of the cases where it would support their narrative and 0% of the rest. But they understand that they cannot be explicit about that and the leftist rank and file are idiots.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2026 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

331 @319: bombing is already happening and Pete Hegseth is in Israel coordinating with Bibi.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 09:23 AM (QZThv)

huh? Bibi is in the US

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:25 AM (g47mK)

332 Talarico told supporters that trickle down economics is not a theory, but theft, then claimed wealthy Americans “have been stealing the wealth that we all created. It's why everything sucks right now. It's why people are so angry.”

Stealing from the poor to get rich works every frickin time.

hahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 09:25 AM (/+uur)

333 ***
Yesterday there were mentions of North Sentinel Island and Desolation Island. Exiling him like a dwarfish, Brooklynite version of Napoleon for the rest of his life to one of those doesn't seem too harsh.

Kharg Island

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:25 AM (ZGBUU)

334 Big news on X: ICE raided a casting plant in South Carolina and arrested 48 illegals plus the plant manager and HR person. Finally!
Posted by: Ian S.

Fantastic news.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 30, 2026 09:25 AM (wOO3z)

335 Blue tsunami incoming
Posted by: Brutal at July 30, 2026 09:14 AM (ikCrF)



You keep f*cking that chicken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:25 AM (2YhKe)

336 Dem Lawmakers Launch DEI Program Prioritizing Muslims for State Employment

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Especially positions involving explosives.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at July 30, 2026 09:26 AM (ndZc7)

337 >> Big news on X: ICE raided a casting plant in South Carolina and arrested 48 illegals plus the plant manager and HR person. Finally!


Related: Local news yesterday did a story on a significant drop in crime in Aurora, CO in 2026. Aurora is/was ground zero for the Venezuelan gang TdA. There have been several waves of ICE raids here, including one on a secret TdA nightclub where over 100 were arrested. Trump admin also killed the head of the TdA in June.

Think, think, think, why is crime down in Aurora?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

338 Any state could charge him as well. A federal pardon doesn't stop state murder charges.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2026 09:19 AM (sKqQm

GA and NY had no problem charging Trump on made up Fed charges that the Feds had refused to even consider . I never quite understood how a state could bring what are essentially Fed charges.

Posted by: polynikes at July 30, 2026 09:26 AM (KC5Lt)

339 huh? Bibi is in the US

Fox just showed them and said it was Jerusalem. 🤷‍♂️

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2026 09:26 AM (QZThv)

340 My main disappointment about the Wuflu comes in two parts:

1) The complete politicization of it and the obvious 2-tier execution of it by the government.

2) How easy it was to get 95+% of the American people to give up their freedoms for such an obvious hoax.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2026 09:26 AM (g8Ew8)

341 Yesterday there were mentions of North Sentinel Island and Desolation Island. Exiling him like a dwarfish, Brooklynite version of Napoleon for the rest of his life to one of those doesn't seem too harsh.

The Sentinelese hate outsiders and would make short work of him. The Antarctic penguins might have some fun as well. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Air drop some blankets.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2026 09:27 AM (ZQqbB)

342 >Spain of all places allowing a Muslim invasion. SMH
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I know right
after all the time and energy spent to expel them so long ago

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 09:27 AM (ZxPkt)

343 But why put a bio-weapon lab in Chi-Com controlled Wuhan?
Posted by: Ignoramus
======
I am sure that the Intel Community geniuses figured that we could get as much info on the capabilities of the Chicoms as they could get from the US. And China's public health is pretty much devoid of any ethics like our intel community is. So the IC figured gain of function research over there risked the least in blowback if it gets out. They probably already have cover stories developed as they are sneaky shits.

And China has long been the early warning system of influenza outbreaks across the globe. Both Brits and US used to use Hong Kong before 1999 as the health intelligence post on influenza strains for the next year.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:27 AM (E4rtv)

344

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Scarborough moves the goalposts from 'Fauci had nothing to do with shutting down schools'

To

'It's a shame we didn't get to hear why he made the decisions he did on schools because of the mean Republicans'

https://tinyurl.com/5n8vmxbj

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2026 09:27 AM (NpAcC)

345 >>naturalfake, I proposed the idea the other day that Fauci could be deported to another country given what we know about his creation of COVID.


He should have his (live) body donated for scientific experiments, maybe what he did to the beagles?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 09:28 AM (X8xt3)

346 I wonder if the Sentinel Islanders ate Rocky Mountain Oysters Rockefeller, or if they give those to the dog?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 09:28 AM (BI5O2)

347 Morn' all....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (FtULh)

Just another regular old day here of course, how are you?

Just kidding

🎶 Happy Birthday 🎵

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Irr+m)

348 So...car is in the shop since yesterday because a problem was found. It's tough keeping an older car going but I'm grateful that my wife could spare her car and I can afford the bill.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (jjoN6)

349 Smell the Glove

Elon owns the Boring Company for a reason.

Whatever they name the first city (Landing Strip Deja Thoris , Helium, Muskcograd) will be an underground city.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (u82oZ)

350 347 Morn' all....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (FtULh)

Just another regular old day here of course, how are you?

Just kidding

🎶 Happy Birthday 🎵
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Irr+m)

Thank you

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (ZGBUU)

351 It would only take one country to ask for Fauci to be extradited for trials and he would be f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (2YhKe)

352 >>And China has long been the early warning system of influenza outbreaks across the globe. Both Brits and US used to use Hong Kong before 1999 as the health intelligence post on influenza strains for the next year.

Remember during the 2020 election when Miley said if Trump planned an attack on China he would call the CCP and inform them?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (viF8m)

353 >2) How easy it was to get 95+% of the American people to give up their freedoms for such an obvious hoax.
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we are a very risk-averse society

Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (ZxPkt)

354 I am not saying that the right is not free of the Woke Reich taint, but so far Trump kicked them out. Members of his cabinet who are buddies with and are influenced by these outcasts, the flotsam and jetsam that muddy the waters, who are useful idiots for the "multipolarity" actors like China, Russia better take heed.

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:29 AM (g47mK)

355 I'm on GatewayPundit.

Damn, the WNBA is ghetto trash.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 09:30 AM (Sco7b)

356 Support For…
Needing a photo id to vote: 🟢 77%
Proving Citizenship To Vote: 🟢 54%"
Posted by: runner at July 30, 2026 09:20 AM (g47mK)

Shrug.

Posted by: Republican Senate at July 30, 2026 09:30 AM (ikCrF)

357 Happy Birthday, Donna!

Where are you gonna be buying us drinks?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

358 338 Any state could charge him as well. A federal pardon doesn't stop state murder charges.
Posted by: 18-1

It is more the fact that Fraudci will claim qualified immunity from prosecution and rely on the supremacy clause to forestall state court action.

The rationale would be that Fraudci was a duly appointed federal officer doing his job under statutes made by Congress and that any state prosecuting him would run afoul of violating the supremacy clause. Even if that was circumvented somehow, then Fraudci will fall back on qualified immunity for his actions arguing that his discretionary powers for his agency allowed him to do as he did without second guessing from state authorities.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:30 AM (E4rtv)

359 Happy Birthday, Donna!

Where are you gonna be buying us drinks?

Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

Does she know about the birthday spankings?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2026 09:31 AM (dK+Kv)

360 @338

>>I never quite understood how a state could bring what are essentially Fed charges.

Technically, NY didn't even specify the federal crime in their indictment or their pleadings.

Some future historian will recount the evils perpetrated against Trump and will be horrified.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 09:31 AM (XV/Pl)

361 357 Happy Birthday, Donna!

Where are you gonna be buying us drinks?
Posted by: Bulg at July 30, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

I'm in NorCal.. Visit here and you're on...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:31 AM (ZGBUU)

362 Stealing from the poor to get rich works every frickin time.

hahahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at July 30, 2026 09:25 AM (/+uur)

I guess the "pastor" missed that passage in Proverbs.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2026 09:31 AM (lFFaq)

363 we are a very risk-averse society
Posted by: Don Black at July 30, 2026


***
Especially with the enemedia hitting that Panic! drumbeat at every opportunity.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:31 AM (wzUl9)

364 >>'It's a shame we didn't get to hear why he made the decisions he did on schools because of the mean Republicans'



I know, right?

That guy has absolutely avoided the spotlight since Covid-19 broke out -- if only he would have taken a break from saving the world to do interviews, give press conferences, testify before Congress, do photoshoots, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (X8xt3)

365 nood

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MWfyi)

366 Francis Collins did not win a Nobel Prize.

Lyme disease is strictly a zoonotic infection becoming more frequent as the suburbs move into the woods previously de-forested during 18th and 19th century farming, and the large increase in near-suburban whitetail deer.
Interestingly, the most common hotspots of infection are near the terminal moraines of the last glaciation.

Any assertions regarding bioweapons research are utter nonsense.

Posted by: retropox at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (qmhkg)

367 Ars gratia artis

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (wzUl9)

368 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

369 Think, think, think, why is crime down in Aurora?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2026 09:26 AM (X8xt3)

Less white supremacy?

Posted by: MSM at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (ikCrF)

370 Donna! A very Happy Birthday and a happy year ahead!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Sco7b)

371 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 30, 2026 09:32 AM (2YhKe)

372 304 Morn' all....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2026 09:18 AM (FtULh)

Happy birthday

Posted by: one hour sober at July 30, 2026 09:33 AM (J4Dwc)

373 Remember during the 2020 election when Miley said if Trump planned an attack on China he would call the CCP and inform them?
Posted by: JackStraw

Yes I do along with continuing interference throughout Trump's first term from vile Sec. of Defenses like Mattis and Esper and a bunch of present and former generals in the Trump administration acting like gaseous self righteous gasbags.

The entire Nat Sec community was in rebellion at the top levels up to and including treason, sedition, and extensive violations of Trump's constitutional powers and his personal rights as a citizen.

I think the entire CIA should be disbanded, the active components turned over to Military Intelligence and the analytical side (to be shrunk enormously) returned to State Department as it was before the CIA was created.

NSA needs its balls clipped too on surveilling American citizens. There has to be some roadblocks to randomly using comm intercepts of Americans with unfettered discretion by NSA officers.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2026 09:36 AM (E4rtv)

374 Any man that has a doll (any doll) needs to instantly relinquish their man card.

And yet somebody told you to say "their" instead of "his" and here you are, casting stones.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 30, 2026 09:44 AM (zdLoL)

375 The Iranians seem to be pretty pissed about the ship that you don't think had anything on it.
We know the Russians are making exchanges with Iran via the Caspian sea and Ukraine's current strategy is targetting Russia's supply lines and economy.
They've pushed Russia to breaking point, give them what they need.

Posted by: stv at July 30, 2026 09:57 AM (ODbzh)

376 'Morning, all. Thank you, J.J.

In the past, I've known sub agencies of various US Departments take on the monitoring of huge programs involving safety & health, lots of money, etc. and in every case they fell down. While lower graded employees may have done required follow-up field work or audits & wrote decent reports of findings in a timely manner, they lacked headquarter's support. Every accident, death, press worthy incident occurring during a noteworthy open contract, a corporate monitoring program, etc. was dumped back to the lowest possible level for investigation and 'action deemed appropriate' and a new file or case or contract opened.

PoliticoPro, April 2026, in part, "A former senior official at the National Institutes of Health has been indicted on obstruction of justice and conspiracy charges for allegedly concealing federal records about research into viruses like the one that caused the Covid pandemic."

A head or two might roll, but little will changes. Agency lawyers know to keep away from controversy and not put anything in writing. Heads of agencies know that, too.

Fauci is a monster. Why doesn't the Nuremberg Code apply?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 30, 2026 09:58 AM (LL19j)

Daily Tech News 30 July 2026

Top Story

  • The United States government just banned Roombas. (The Verge)

    Well, it didn't, and wouldn't have at all if it hadn't previously blocked the acquisition of US company iRobot by US company Amazon leaving the market to Chinese competitors. And they're only being blocked over well-founded fears of being used for surveillance just like every other thing in our lives these days with more functional purpose than a Chia Pet.

    If you like your Roomba you can keep your Roomba, and existing models of Roomba can continue to be imported, but new models of Roomba - and of any other imported robot - will need to be certified.

Tech News

  • Why would the US government consider robots to be a security ris-



    Got it. Drone strikes it is.


  • Huawei's new MateBook Pro S weighs just 798 grams, which is vanishingly light for a 14" model. (Notebook Check)

    Only problem is that it runs an in-house Kirin XE90 Arm CPU, which has decent multi-threaded performance thanks to its 10 dual-thread cores, but pretty lousy single-threaded performance. Expect performance like a 2017-era laptop in that regard.


  • Speaking of which, I just realised that the new Minisforum NAB9S has a 13900HK CPU rather than a 13900HX. So while it is a current model that takes DDR4 SODIMMs (of which I have an abundance) and is a fair bit faster than my existing hardware that uses that memory, it is also a fair bit slower than the full HX model.

    It's also relatively inexpensive because it's available as a barebones model, and has a 2.5" bay for a SATA SSD if I should happen to find where mine have gone.


  • How to run Gemma 26B on an 8GB Apple Silicon system. (GitHub)

    Gemma 26B requires 52GB of VRAM to run as it ships with 16-bit values. The process squimshes it down to 4-bit quantisation and then caches the core (using about 2GB of RAM in total) and streams the rest from SSD.

    Which is great because while you can certainly run Gemma 26B-A4B (4-bit quantised) on a 16GB graphics card without hacks, this sort of trick would allow you to run some 200B parameter models on the same hardware - the scale where AI models stop being stupid and useless.


  • And if you have an Acemagic F9A, 1.6T parameters. (WCCFTech)

    You'd want a fast SSD for that, though, because that would be a lot of data to fling about.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Don't throw your junk in my back yard, my back yard's full.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:45 AM




Comments

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:50 AM (Ia/+0)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at July 30, 2026 04:50 AM (LLFho)

3 Poke.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 30, 2026 04:54 AM (BLOW1)

4 That's better!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 30, 2026 04:54 AM (BLOW1)

5 if I should happen to find where mine have gone.
****

A mine is a terrible thing to lose.

Posted by: clarence at July 30, 2026 04:56 AM (LLFho)

6 Centaurs, my perfect man.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 04:57 AM (abScH)

7
From last thread, my mind is still boggling at the genius of Isaac Newton, reading on the history of Principia. This I'm ashamed I didn't know.

Newton figured out the earth was an oblate spheroid due to rotation, and thus had a "spare tire" mass distribution. He then realized the tidal effects of his inverse square law. And them promptly derived and explained precession of the equinoxes, and the tides on earth.

Now, he had it figured out, but made some errors in those calculations, which were later corrected for the true expressions. But he figured out how tidal forces would torque the earth's axis and slosh the oceans around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 05:03 AM (w6EFb)

8 That first image is disturbing on so many levels. A goat headed quadruped with a chain saw in its hands. Really?

Posted by: clarence at July 30, 2026 05:04 AM (LLFho)

9
The tools for Skynet are being built. When AI decides to kill all humans, it will have the tools right there do it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 05:05 AM (w6EFb)

10 Mornin' Hordelings.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 30, 2026 05:06 AM (O7YUW)

11
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

12 Good morning, everyone!

Yesterday on our walk we saw by the boardwalk -next to the marshy area morning glories- white and pink ones and ones with pink stripes inside the white flowers. We also saw dragonflies with the most beautiful blue iridescent heads.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:12 AM (W90Ou)

13 And another "God incident", yesterday we went to the market and the check out guy was a black man with the name Solomon. I admired his great biblical name. I don't see that name very often outside the Bible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:14 AM (W90Ou)

14 If AI factories need so much cooling water why wouldn't they use a cooling towet like nuclear power does?

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 05:15 AM (Ia/+0)

15 "U.S. company Satyress is developing threehalves, a centaur-style robot designed for dangerous environments such as"

Those 4 pictures are seriously creeping me out.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 30, 2026 05:15 AM (O7YUW)

16 And their own poer plants?

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 05:15 AM (Ia/+0)

17 Greetings and good morning, everyone! Yesterday was my birthday so the wife and I went to her mom's house. We went to a local butcher for my traditional gift of enough meat to last us for several months. Had hamburgers at her place and my wife made me a mud pie.

Life is good. And now I'm back at work.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 05:20 AM (jjoN6)

18 Man from NJ writes on " A sincere heart" and Numbers 7:10-17 in this Upper Room devotional;:

https://tinyurl.com/49h29j3n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:20 AM (W90Ou)

19 Not sure exactly what I am getting into today but you have a great day

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 05:25 AM (Ia/+0)

20 Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 05:20 AM (jjoN6)

A most happy birthday to you! I'm glad that you had a good day yesterday!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:27 AM (W90Ou)

21 Good morning Horde , thx Pixy
@17 NR Pax , happy belated birthday. Many more

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 05:29 AM (BlDDt)

22 Hello, I must be going, to bed,

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 30, 2026 05:30 AM (Q/FnY)

23 My back yard looks like hell, a jungle, but nobody has complained yet. Let the flora and fauna have their season. Is that illegal?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 05:32 AM (8E0Ba)

24 Belated BOING!

Bill Gates and good intentions:

https://tinyurl.com/yrz769xj

Out to wine & cheese lunch at a nearby vineyard with Mrs. BD and her niece and husband.

Maybe l8r. But then I have grilling to do.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 05:33 AM (yMCWt)

25 Maybe l8r. But then I have grilling to do.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 05:33 AM (yMCWt)

Man. I can't imagine what it's even like cooking on a grill that goes right to left.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2026 05:44 AM (Ot/FD)

26 "Precious Lord, take my hand." Hank Williams Sr:

https://tinyurl.com/4t275dyu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2026 05:46 AM (DzHyO)

27 Mornin'

Got back from a walk. It's nice out. A rare thing in Babylon DC in late July.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 30, 2026 05:48 AM (sAmhv)

28 22 Hello, I must be going, to bed,
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at July 30, 2026 05:30 AM (Q/FnY)


Me too. Good night all!

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 05:48 AM (Sy6m/)

29 The centaur-bot is kind of a great idea, really. Bipedal frames are less stable. And a robot that needs all its limbs just to stand up is far less useful.

Also, the "centaur" form factor is already a thing we can make a mental reference to, even if it's somewhat mythical.... Imagine how much creepier it would be if it had three legs and two arms, instead.

Or five.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2026 05:49 AM (Ot/FD)

30 Imagine one of these things that has a little papoose or a jumpseat on the front of it instead of a robot upper torso... Hop in, hook that thing up to a neuralink, scoot around a jobsite on it all day...

Would be a tradesman's dream.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2026 05:53 AM (Ot/FD)

31 >>>"Precious Lord, take my hand." Hank Williams Sr:

https://tinyurl.com/4t275dyu

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

>We alway put on Hank III when we go golfing. Very motivational.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 05:54 AM (8E0Ba)

32 Evening and morning, all! 'Tis Thor's Day!

The centaur robot . . . why, why, why the goat head on it? Was somebody thinking of Black Philip, the evil goat in that The Witch movie? Otherwise it's not a bad idea: quadruped body for movement and stability, arms attached to a human torso for manipulation of objects.

Come to think of it, almost any head they put on it would have been creepy -- even a cat's head. So, never mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)

33 Would be a tradesman's dream.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2026 05:53 AM (Ot/FD)

.... at least until the site safety inspector rolls up and gives you the business because your centaur scooter's robo-hooves don't have steel tip boots on, anyway....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2026 05:54 AM (Ot/FD)

34 There was a robot riding device, a "robass," in Anthony Boucher's short SF story "The Quest for Saint Aquin." I don' recall much else about the story, but the robass could talk and conversed with the human protagonist.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 05:57 AM (wzUl9)

35 w00t late

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 05:58 AM (Zm7n5)

36 give it magnetic feet. Strap your welder to it. Get a pipeline joint done in a single pass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2026 05:59 AM (Ot/FD)

37 An m is never late. An m arrives precisely when it plans to.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 05:59 AM (abScH)

38 >>>every other thing in our lives these days with more functional purpose than a Chia Pet

haha!
Pixy humor/humour; yay!

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 05:59 AM (Zm7n5)

39 >>>While would

Why?

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 06:01 AM (Zm7n5)

40 Get a whole army of the things and you could put a warship together in a couple weeks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2026 06:03 AM (Ot/FD)

41 Today, I'm off to have my hair cut, all of them; gas up the car, hit Whole Foods for something Linda has a coupon for, etc. I'll leave around 8:45 and hope to be back before 11:15.

This is supposed to be the last day we hit 95 F. for a little while. The news mavens on the Fox outlet are babbling about what they call a "weak front" coming through on Sunday after some storms, and then "less humid" conditions on Monday. Yeah, a dizzying drop from 89% humidity to 85. Wow, my skin's gonna need moisturizer.

The furballs are fine; it's time for me to take their food out of the fridge and soak their bowls clean.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

42 From the ONT, I had to LOL. McBee SC is tiny. Yeah, these guys are STOOPID.

Several years ago, another town had a police force too big for its needs and was writing tickets left and right. No actual fraud, IIRC. Turbeville.

SLED nailed them. State law forbids that kind of thing.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 06:04 AM (qFwJc)

43 >>>caches the core

A Beach Boys song, I think?

Cache the core
And you're sittin' on top of the world

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 06:08 AM (Zm7n5)

44 . . . SLED nailed them. State law forbids that kind of thing.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026


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"Slow Light-Emitting Diodes" . . .?

Oh. "State Law Enforcement Division" makes more sense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

45 The details for 3 debates between Paxton and Talarico are being worked out. Paxton will not let the dems choose the moderator.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:14 AM (abScH)

46 I've never thought of buying a Roomba. They are pretty pricey, and I suspect they would scare the cats (which might be fun to see, actually). Once I have my house* with hardwood or laminate floors, such a device might make more sense.

If the thing is reporting on me to anybody, Chinese or not, then no way.

* The search continues . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 06:14 AM (wzUl9)

47 >>>Wouldn't it be good - Nik Kershaw

Nuclear clothing?

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 06:16 AM (Zm7n5)

48 My favorite Roomba story.

We used to have two. One for the carpets and one for the kitchen floor. I had a cat who was a very timid thing and she walked into the living room. The Roomba zeroed in on her and gave chase. She ran to the kitchen, jumped the baby gate we had in place and saw the second one coming for her. Thankfully we had a cat tree so she managed to get to safety.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 06:17 AM (jjoN6)

49 >>>How to run Gemma 26B on an 8GB Apple Silicon system. (GitHub)

The process squimshes

'Stralian for "squishes," maybe.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 06:21 AM (Zm7n5)

50
Good morning, Hordians. Morning chores taken care of, coffee prepared. Still running journal article DOIs through Google Scholar - which has to be done one by one - to see whether there's a PDF available. Now at 3050 of 6910.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 06:24 AM (O0L8i)

51 BBC

Australia takes Telegram to court over alleged failure to remove 'pro-terror' material

https://tinyurl.com/ynvfkpes

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 06:26 AM (Zm7n5)

52 I had a cat who was a very timid thing and she walked into the living room. The Roomba zeroed in on her and gave chase. She ran to the kitchen, jumped the baby gate we had in place and saw the second one coming for her. Thankfully we had a cat tree so she managed to get to safety.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026


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I suspect my two would get used to a Roomba fairly soon. Dagny is not frightened of the vacuum cleaner; she sits on the table and watches me use it. Stirling hates it and hides in the bathroom -- he's figured out that I don't vacuum in there until last.

Marie-Antoinette the smart black cat, I suspect, would have quickly figured out it wouldn't harm her, and might have tried to ride it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 06:28 AM (wzUl9)

53 Vacuum cleaners don't seem to bother cats. Dogs generally hate them.

I have a theory. They both hear the same thing and it sounds like dogs being tormented in hell.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 30, 2026 06:33 AM (qFwJc)

54 A spicy-ish beef & bean burrito is my breakfast, and perhaps a slice of toast with honey to kill the spiciness afterward. I learned about the honey trick when I first visited New Mexico in '92. They put green chile on everything there -- one coffee shop even had "green chile bagels" -- and that stuff will make your eyes water. You need the honey.

I love New Mexico food, but the coffee they export, the pinon stuff, does not appeal to me. We have a coffee/bakery in uptown that serves it, and I found it just as thin and bitter here as there. World Market sells it, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 06:34 AM (wzUl9)

55 My cats aren't too bothered by the vacuum cleaner. They avoid it, but they don't run and hide from it. They watch me from a safe distance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2026 06:35 AM (FZ29D)

56 Morning peeps.

I have an old, 1st gen Roomba that doesn't work anymore. Battery is defunct. A new battery is about what I paid for the Roomba in the first place. So it sits in an unused corner and gathers dust.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2026 06:36 AM (2Cry5)

57 I meant that Marie would have decided the Roomba wouldn't hurt her. She did eventually lose her fear of the vacuum cleaner. Maybe her hearing was less acute by that point, and the frequencies didn't bother her.

Wolf and Chekov fled the room the moment I brought out the cleaner; Stirling does the same.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 06:36 AM (wzUl9)

58 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 30, 2026 06:39 AM (Hbeqj)

59 Cat riding Roomba: "Take me to the throne of my kingdom!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 30, 2026 06:42 AM (O7YUW)

60 mornin yall. It turns out that Fauci was wearing at least three masks.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi)

61 Newton was probably the smartest person that has ever existed.

They asked him a question about the orbits of planets he couldn’t explain, so he went off and invented differential and integral calculus.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:46 AM (XV/Pl)

62 The horns and the eyes are freakish. As well as the all-black paint job (although something uncanny-valley would be worse)

I've got a knockoff roomba somewhere I think, gathering dust until the house is decluttered enough for me to unleash it. If it even works.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 06:49 AM (aJQbY)

63 60 mornin yall. It turns out that Fauci was wearing at least three masks.
Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi)

I watched the first hour of the (I think) three-hour hearing. Hearing the questions of people from the "other side" was particularly annoying.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 06:49 AM (Zm7n5)

64 It turns out that Fauci was wearing at least three masks.
Posted by: fd


A serious country would have waterboarded him until he answered questions.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 30, 2026 06:50 AM (jjoN6)

65
Newton was probably the smartest person that has ever existed.

*ahem!*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 06:51 AM (O0L8i)

66 61 Newton was probably the smartest person that has ever existed.

They asked him a question about the orbits of planets he couldn’t explain, so he went off and invented differential and integral calculus.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:46 AM (XV/Pl)


Ach, Du Lieber!

Posted by: Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz at July 30, 2026 06:52 AM (967/Q)

67 Yay, I have a new hash! Being no longer faghi.

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 06:54 AM (Zm7n5)

68 Newton was probably the smartest person that has ever existed.

They asked him a question about the orbits of planets he couldn’t explain, so he went off and invented differential and integral calculus.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026


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Imagine if he'd had access to the software tools we have today. Or if he were alive today; he and Elon Musk would be having continual shootouts. Newton was apparently not an easy person to get along with. Understandable, when you are surrounded by mid- and low-wits.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 06:55 AM (wzUl9)

69 @66

>> Ach, Du Lieber!

Sorry dude all you got was the name and notations, but the physical application was all uncle Newton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:56 AM (XV/Pl)

70 So 30 year treasury rates hit a high point which suggests that people 1) think inflation is going up over the long term and demand a higher rate of return or 2) think the US govt may default on treasuries and investors demand higher return for risky investment. And yet gold, silver and bitcoin are receding from their peak which suggests the opposite. Hmm.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 30, 2026 06:58 AM (rii+a)

71 "Newton was probably the smartest person that has ever existed."

uh

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 30, 2026 06:59 AM (Q+gd/)

72 Fascinating that amazingly smart people are in the math and planetary fields.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:59 AM (abScH)

73 The Fox outlet had a story about an adult man who is a serious competitor in yo-yo contests. It made me think of the Duncan tops we used to have. They still make an "Imperial" model in a translucent color. We used to have ones in all kinds of solid colors; in fifth grade I had an Imperial in white and black.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 07:00 AM (wzUl9)

74 That satyress robot company needs an exorcism
One or more or the execs has gotta be under Stan's orders

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 07:01 AM (6U1c2)

75 Hadrian, what did you and HM decide about that offer of a puppy?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2026 07:02 AM (FGA9/)

76 Oh the company leadership is all dot indian
Figures

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2026 07:03 AM (eZ5tL)

77
Hadrian, what did you and HM decide about that offer of a puppy?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2026 07:02 AM (FGA9/)


I don't know since it's all speculative anyway. As far as I know, there hasn't been any breeding yet, therefore no puppy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2026 07:04 AM (O0L8i)

78 And the ability to produce and deploy electronic and autonomous and semi autonomous robotic tools which can be used to maim or kill humans or destroy civilizing infrastructure has become trivial. So, yay!

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 30, 2026 07:05 AM (rii+a)

79 Talarico bought and loved a Fauci doll. That alone should dq him from office

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 07:06 AM (BlDDt)

80

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2026 07:07 AM (AHxhK)

81 >>>Fascinating that amazingly smart people are in the math and planetary fields.

Posted by: Ben Had

>I'm still waiting for them to give us cold fusion and get us to mars. No more grant money until we see results.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2026 07:09 AM (8E0Ba)

82 Talarico bought and loved a Fauci doll. That alone should dq him from office
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 07:06 AM (BlDDt)

The only time an adult should buy a doll is if it's from an old hoodoo woman, made of all-natural materials, and contains the hair of an enemy. Only acceptable circumstance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 07:09 AM (BI5O2)

83 Sorry dude all you got was the name and notations, but the physical application was all uncle Newton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:56 AM (XV/Pl)

I think the historical consensus is that Leibniz and Newton both discovered the calculus independently. The notation of Leibniz is still in use today, not Newton’s

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 07:10 AM (yz/88)

84 In our local news, Sharkeya Roniece Lane was arrested for aggravated assault. I guess it was not her week.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026 07:11 AM (MWfyi)

85 82 Talarico bought and loved a Fauci doll. That alone should dq him from office
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 07:06 AM (BlDDt)

The only time an adult should buy a doll is if it's from an old hoodoo woman, made of all-natural materials, and contains the hair of an enemy. Only acceptable circumstance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 30, 2026 07:09 AM (BI5O2)
- - - - - - - - - -
I recommend those from The International House of Mojo, still found on Melee Island.

Posted by: Another Anon at July 30, 2026 07:14 AM (4h45B)

86 In our local news, Sharkeya Roniece Lane was arrested for aggravated assault. I guess it was not her week.
Posted by: fd at July 30, 2026


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Sharkeya Week!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 30, 2026 07:14 AM (wzUl9)

87 @84 I bet Sharkeya's mom gave birth to her during Shark Week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2026 07:14 AM (BlDDt)

88 I read a HUGE bio of Isaac Newton when I was in college. What stood out for me was his amazing powers of concentration. Most mere mortals can concentrate on a problem or topic for, what, an hour at most before getting distracted or needing a break. Newton could go on and on for more than 24 hours with pure concentration. He’d forget to eat and sleep he was so engrossed.

Another interesting tidbit: he spent large amounts of time on alchemy (a complete waste) and his own (heretical) theologies of (not)Christianity. I always wondered what other amazing discoveries he might’ve made if he hadn’t wasted so much time on alchemy (in particular transmuting base metals into gold… impossible of course)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 30, 2026 07:16 AM (yz/88)

89 @83

>> The notation of Leibniz is still in use today, not Newton’s

Some of Newtons notations are still used, but more importantly, the primary application of calculus is Newtons and not Leibniz.

All Leibniz really did was publish first.

Newton created the mathematical framework of physics.

The dude was a giant.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 07:17 AM (XV/Pl)

90 J.J. Runway 090.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

91 The death of iRobot and its acquisition by China should be better investigated. While it was sold in Dec. 2025, the antitrust issues were back in 2023 and 2024, in the glory days of the Zhou Bi Den era. They shot down the chances of Amazon acquiring the company, and instead China got its hooks on it. Now how much of the existing hardware, the active ones previously sold, were already "Cloud"-enabled and that Cloud being sucked up lke ramjets into the CCP's databases?

Don't trust China. China is asshoe.

Posted by: Another Anon at July 30, 2026 07:20 AM (4h45B)

92 45 The details for 3 debates between Paxton and Talarico are being worked out. Paxton will not let the dems choose the moderator.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 30, 2026 06:14 AM (abScH)

Cannot wait to watch these debates!

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 07:26 AM (Zm7n5)

93 And they're only being blocked over well-founded fears of being used for surveillance just like every other thing in our lives these days with more functional purpose than a Chia Pet.


Waiting on the AI Chia Pet from our overlords...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2026 07:36 AM (l3cgK)

94 69 @66

>> Ach, Du Lieber!

Sorry dude all you got was the name and notations, but the physical application was all uncle Newton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:56 AM (XV/Pl)

You mean: Uncle Fig?

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 07:38 AM (Zm7n5)

95 94 69 @66

>> Ach, Du Lieber!

Sorry dude all you got was the name and notations, but the physical application was all uncle Newton.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2026 06:56 AM (XV/Pl)

You mean: Uncle Fig?
Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 07:38 AM (Zm7n5)

Married to Aunt Juice?

Posted by: m at July 30, 2026 07:43 AM (Zm7n5)

Wednesday Night ONT - July 29, 2026 [TRex]

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Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked. No Dr. Pepper. Sorry. But each patron gets a free restroom token as compensation.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Everyone probably needs a cleanse from Fifth Amendment Fauci, so let's stipulate that he is an evil, narcissistic fraud and avoid letting his existence burn any more of our brain cells.

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Lots of ugly out there. Hold fast to what is right and true. May the Horde find common cause, comfort, and refuge from the maelstrom in the AoS corner of the interweb. Prayers for all among the Horde. Your admission to the ONT is authorized. Welcome.

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Puppies!

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Impressive skill at an impressive building:

Probably apocryphal, but there is story that goes something like this:

Young German tour guide at the Cologne cathedral: "It was a miracle that the cathedral stood through the bombing of the city during World War II!"
Seasoned American voice from the back of the group: "Ahem. We left it standing because it was a visible way point into Germany and back home for our bombers. It was not a miracle."

If you visit, say hello the Three Wise Men. They are reportedly resting at room temperature in a gold box behind the altar.

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Anyone ever get a traffic ticket in McBee, South Carolina? Not naive to think this kind of thing doesn't happen, but it is egregious in any time and place. Shows how badly things can go wrong when some people get access to power. Predators that abuse public positions of power deserve tar and feathers. At least roadside bandits don't pretend to uphold the public trust.

Multiple current and former members of the McBee Police Department turned themselves in to agents with the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division (SLED) on Monday morning in Chesterfield County.

One person who did not surrender Monday was former Officer Jerriell Wright. Wright contacted Queen City News Chief Investigative Reporter Jody Barr in December 2024, just three months after he was shot at 62 times in an ambush following a Sept. 19, 2024, traffic stop in town.

Wright provided months of text messages between himself, former Lt. Greg Block, and McBee Mayor Glenn Odom - messages that Wright said provided evidence that the mayor and former McBee Police Chief Mike Irvin implemented a 10 tickets per shift quota in the one-stoplight town.

Wright's messages also showed the mayor was critical of Block's lack of ticket production. To satisfy the mayor, Wright said McBee Town Councilman Robbie Liles and current MPD Chief Timmy Knight ordered him to help Block by taking time out of his shift to write tickets using Block's login credentials to access the state's computerized electronic ticketing system.

Wright had text messages to underpin a lot of what he alleged happened. His months of text chains with the mayor showed Glenn Odom's lust for traffic tickets and the $440 fine variety, according to Wright. The mayor, he said, was never satisfied, no matter how high his daily ticket totals climbed.

"Basically, he was saying I ran a red light, which I never passed through the red light. He said I was speeding... I never passed through the intersection," Jackson told me in a March 2026 interview at his jobsite in Longs, S.C. I showed Jackson the same photographs I showed every other person we contacted.

"I was explaining to him I never passed to the light. And he said, I'm not going to argue with you. I can impound your vehicle and take you into custody and stuff. So, I just let it be and kind of went on and took the tickets and paid the tickets," Jackson said.

Read the full bizarre story here.

Bastards.


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Mandatory Maiden

Let's change the tone to something more upbeat. Where Eagles Dare is a great drumming songs. Who better to explain how it works than Nicko McBrain?

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ONT Movie Night

You can have the Odyssey movie (or most anything else that Hollywood makes). I'll take Airplane.

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Uncanny Expeditions. Anders primarily devotes his channel to going as far as legally possible on public land to see activity in an around Area 51 and 52. He has traveled to locations around the Mojave and New Mexico as well. His journeys often attempt to debunk or resolve rumor and myth rather than amplify them.

He is not afraid to drive, hike and camp well off the beaten path. He researches the history of specific facilities to explain when they were built, how they developed and what they were used for. His approach is one of curiosity and tangible evidence. For example, rather than just reading about a crash location in a remote location, he travels to see what remains after the clean-up.

His videos often include glimpses of helicopters, fighter jets, Janet flights and even F-117 flights.

Yes, the "authorities" are very aware he exists.

His channel has over 206k subscribers and some of his videos attract over a million views. Some of the footage isn't dramatic but documents activity or lack of activity. It also illustrates just how vast and rugged the landscape is.

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The Pittsburgh police scanner is back! Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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Ella Langley for the big ONT finish:

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly be ignored on grounds of Fifth Amendment privilege. Are you lurking ????

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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (B2pWp)

2 On the advice of my attorney, according to the wording of the U.S. Constitution, I plead the First.

Posted by: mindful webworker - On advice of counsel, I drink a fifth at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (/YSzp)

3 2

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

4 YAY ONT! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (B2pWp)

5
Well, now it's so tangled there's no point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

6 Well, 2A is better than 5A anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - congrats, john at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (/YSzp)

7 Pig ignrnt

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (+yTe/)

8 Greetings T-Rex and everyone else!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 29, 2026 10:01 PM (B2pWp)

9 Do those pigs fly ??

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2026 10:01 PM (g47mK)

10 Howdy, Dino! Them's some nice looking show hogs.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:01 PM (2M7lc)

11 The Florida government will implement a mandatory curriculum on the history and horrors of communism beginning with the 2026/2027 school year.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 10:03 PM (+yTe/)

12 Good evening morons und danke Dino

I'm a Pepper. You can be a Pepper too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

13 Read the full bizarre story here.

Bastards.

That's strange. It'd never happen in Mayberry.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

14 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 29, 2026 10:05 PM (sAmhv)

15 I just finished a Pepper. Probably have another.

Decent day today for a change.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2026 10:05 PM (CHHv1)

16 "Relapsing so hard she's smoking her nicotine patches."
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Yeah man I've had the white monkey on my back too man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

17 Thank you, TRex!

Also, this serves as a reminder that all chaps are open in the behind area. Otherwise they would be pants.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:07 PM (OoFl2)

18 I just finished a Pepper. Probably have another.

Decent day today for a change.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2026 10:05 PM (CHHv1)

Could I interest you in a cold RC?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

19 Mystery music behind top pic: Good to know we can sometimes get true classical tunes.

I thought it was going to be
https://youtu.be/RhY1x8CpWeI

Posted by: mindful webworker - bugs and pork at July 29, 2026 10:07 PM (/YSzp)

20 Predators that abuse public positions of power deserve tar and feathers. At least roadside bandits don't pretend to uphold the public trust.

Next time you need help, call BLM. HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH OUR HEROES IN BLUE!!??

Posted by: Why do you hate America? at July 29, 2026 10:08 PM (TbWk/)

21 Decent day today for a change.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2026 10:05 PM (CHHv1)
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An ice-cold Dr. Pepper can do that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

22 Could I interest you in a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10

With peanuts?

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:08 PM (OoFl2)

23 Could I interest you in a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10

With peanuts?
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:08 PM (OoFl2)

We never did that out west. You mean put them in the bottle, or just eat them while drinking?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

24 Could I interest you in a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Might as well offer free government cheese.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

25 Pig business can get out of hand quickly. Become a real shitshow.

Posted by: Hog Farm Lagoon at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (JM9I6)

26 9 Do those pigs fly ??
Posted by: runner at July 29, 2026 10:01 PM (g47mK)

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Posted by: Pigs in Space at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (r7+Q7)

27 Peanuts are for Coke, not RC.

That sheriff sounds like a real summbitch...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (2M7lc)

28 19 Mystery music behind top pic: Good to know we can sometimes get true classical tunes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bugs and pork at July 29, 2026 10:07 PM
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Good suggestion. That was a candidate. So was War Pigs and Three Little Pigs (Green Jelly).

Posted by: TRex - hog wrangler dino at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (yqadF)

29
But each patron gets a free restroom token as compensation.


Why does the restroom token have a cinder block attached to it?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (P+jBU)

30 Forgive one more on Fauci, the latest mindful illustration webwork for your pain or pleasure as the case may be.

https://bit.ly/fauci-demon-candle

Posted by: mindful webworker - I bleed the firth *hic* at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (/YSzp)

31 - - smoked her nicotine patches - - -


That IS an addiction!

Posted by: LRob in OK at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr+re)

32 The poor Pittsburgh police. They get to solve everyone’s bad decisions.

Posted by: H at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (BP8jQ)

33 Thanks for the outstanding Wednesday Night ONT, T Rex!

And thanks for the Pittsburgh scanner! Sounds like we have a Moron in the Three Rivers area who is wandering around in assless chaps. I mean, who else would wear such a thing in public?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1)

34 Might as well offer free government cheese.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

In the silver colored cardboard can?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

35 Could I interest you in a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Might as well offer free government cheese.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

Whoa ho ho there my friend, them's fightin' words.

Posted by: RC cola reigns supreme at July 29, 2026 10:12 PM (TbWk/)

36 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

37 I chewed my fentanyl patch after changing to a new one.

Posted by: Waste Not, Want Not at July 29, 2026 10:13 PM (JM9I6)

38 Good evening all. Thanks for being here.

Posted by: TRex - bar restocker dino at July 29, 2026 10:13 PM (yqadF)

39 Pittsburgh Police Scanner....the guy walking around in assless chaps.

I have to admit...I was intrigued to know where someone would actually get a hold of a pair of assless chaps. Surely, that's not an easy purchase.

Turns out it is. You can buy the freakin things as Walmart. I'm not sure why you would. Getting in a car with leather seats that has been sitting in the sun all day can't be fun.

Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2026 10:13 PM (dIske)

40 And thanks for the Pittsburgh scanner! Sounds like we have a Moron in the Three Rivers area who is wandering around in assless chaps. I mean, who else would wear such a thing in public?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1)
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Ahem. If a Horde member walked around in assless chaps it WOULD be impressive.

Where is your sense of honor?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:14 PM (ZOv7s)

41 There's a live clip on youtube of Ginger Baker playing with Hawkwind that's pretty intense. Mid-late 70s era, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 10:14 PM (nDXEV)

42 Tom and Nancy Seaver shilled for RC Cola. So did Meredith Macrae.

Posted by: It's The Mad Cola! at July 29, 2026 10:15 PM (JM9I6)

43 Could I interest you in a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
+++
Could I get a moon pie with it?

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 29, 2026 10:15 PM (Lo97M)

44 Not a country fan, but I like her and her song.

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)

45 And thanks for the Pittsburgh scanner! Sounds like we have a Moron in the Three Rivers area who is wandering around in assless chaps. I mean, who else would wear such a thing in public?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1)
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Ahem. If a Horde member walked around in assless chaps it WOULD be impressive.

Where is your sense of honor?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:14 PM (ZOv7s)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 29, 2026 10:16 PM (D/6p1)

46 Okay, I actually do like the song. I think it may be overrated because all contemporary music is generally shit, but it does have decent lyrics, a nice melody and she has a nice voice. I think its resonance is because it expresses the longing of a woman for a man she can't have in a very traditional way that has been verboten for a decade.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:17 PM (ZOv7s)

47 Dr. Pepper is great, but I understand if you have suicidal tendencies, a Pepsi is probably what you want.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2026 10:17 PM (CHHv1)

48 RC + Moon Pie

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2026 10:18 PM (ZxPkt)

49 40 And thanks for the Pittsburgh scanner! Sounds like we have a Moron in the Three Rivers area who is wandering around in assless chaps. I mean, who else would wear such a thing in public?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1)
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Ahem. If a Horde member walked around in assless chaps it WOULD be impressive.

Where is your sense of honor?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:14 PM (ZOv7s)

If it was a moron they'd be talking about the codpiece, not the chaps.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 29, 2026 10:18 PM (r7+Q7)

50 Airplane!

Man, 14 year old me loved some Julie Haggerty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 10:18 PM (0aYVJ)

51 Hi everyone!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2026 10:18 PM (ok2JK)

52 Elle Langley is a gem! I hope she breaks all the music chart records. I've been listening to both of her albums on YTM. She doesn't have any bad songs, lots of great ones. She's good.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 29, 2026 10:18 PM (sAmhv)

53 Not a country fan, but I like her and her song.
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2026 10:16 PM (ZxPkt)
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This is pretty much standard 80s fare for country as far as I recall, but it is well done and in the current age, a breath of fresh air. Palpable sense of longing, which resonates with young people today, and summons nostalgia among the 29 year old crowd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:19 PM (ZOv7s)

54
Posted by: mindful webworker - bugs and pork
--

Nope, it was

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDJfd9ufE84

=1

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 10:20 PM (+yTe/)

55 Sorry I'm late, some advice for anybody else here who might want to take up snake charming- the snake goes in the basket, the flute goes in your mouth. You DO NOT want to mix that up, believe me

Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:20 PM (FCZQZ)

56 Choosin Texas... supposedly top of the charts for weeks?

Not seeing it. OK song, but... compared to what I normally listen to? nah...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2026 10:21 PM (mP0Kj)

57 We got that cheese in a box in home ec. Gross.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

58 55 Sorry I'm late, some advice for anybody else here who might want to take up snake charming- the snake goes in the basket, the flute goes in your mouth. You DO NOT want to mix that up, believe me
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:20 PM (FCZQZ)

Wait! Is that part of the new Owners Manual they give all new Brides?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 29, 2026 10:22 PM (mP0Kj)

59 When I was a kid, Dad would sometimes pile us all into the Rambler to have some A&W (Alf and Willy's he called it). My siblings and parents would get root beer. I always got Dr. Pepper. Man, that tasted good back in the day.

Grand Avenue, Billings, Montana. It ain't there no more.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 10:23 PM (0aYVJ)

60 COMountainMarie!!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 10:23 PM (paeOl)

61 I ran across this classic commercial late last night, but thought it deserved a bigger audience. Which is most attractive; the car, the chick, or the cat?

https://youtu.be/ofaCGy-wVV0

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 10:23 PM (qx7Zg)

62 Sorry I'm late, some advice for anybody else here who might want to take up snake charming- the snake goes in the basket, the flute goes in your mouth. You DO NOT want to mix that up, believe me
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:20 PM (FCZQZ)

Too late.

Posted by: "Swollenlips" McKenzie at July 29, 2026 10:24 PM (1Ff7Z)

63 Thanks also for the Nicko interview, TRex! Love that man, and that song...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:24 PM (2M7lc)

64 Anyone ever get a traffic ticket in McBee, South Carolina? Not naive to think this kind of thing doesn't happen, but it is egregious in any time and place.

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They were doing this to get money for the town, right?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (znREB)

65 Thanks for the ONT, Rex.

I like Ella. Pretty girl. Good song. She talks like me.

Accent is not as bad now but I used to have people stare at me like I was speaking a foreign language out West. Which was weird and I had to learn how to say my one syllable name correctly vs two syllables. Said it fast like I was chy knee. I'd be thinking, "Do I have something in my teeth? Why are they looking like that at me." I reached a point where I didn't care.

In a nutrition class in early nursing school regional food was mentioned. In the South, hominy represented and all heads turned to me. I informed them regally I had never had hominy (the puffy kind), while completely forgetting that that's where grits come from.

Possibly because I did not cook much at all. And the one time I did for a date I blew up the oven.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (hzuYO)

66 "Pigs in wood chips"? I don't think that's the saying.

Posted by: GWB at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (kU0PQ)

67 Predators that abuse public positions of power deserve tar and feathers.

No, they should be publicly hanged.
Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (s522d)

68 Good evening all. Thanks for being here.
Posted by: TRex - bar restocker dino at July 29, 2026 10:13 PM (yqadF)

Was that you in the top photo on Monday? Moving shelves to get ready to restock the bar?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (qx7Zg)

69 50 Airplane!

Man, 14 year old me loved some Julie Haggerty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 10:18 PM (0aYVJ)

Julie Hagerty was great in Lost in America. I couldn't believe she broke the core of the nest-egg.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (E8k6e)

70 >> the snake goes in the basket, the flute goes in your mouth. You DO NOT want to mix that up, believe me

Posted by: tankdemon
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See where they busted a drug dealer in NM? Bunch of drugs and
50 of the most poisonous snakes in the world.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM (+yTe/)

71 63 Thanks also for the Nicko interview, TRex! Love that man, and that song...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:24 PM
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You're welcome. Thought you might appreciate it!

Posted by: TRex - drum tech dino at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM (yqadF)

72 Possibly because I did not cook much at all. And the one time I did for a date I blew up the oven.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (hzuYO)
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How did you blow up the oven?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM (paeOl)

73 Predators that abuse public positions of power deserve tar and feathers.

^^THIS^^

Posted by: GWB at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM (kU0PQ)

74 Hey, TRex. I hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM (77rzZ)

75 41 There's a live clip on youtube of Ginger Baker playing with Hawkwind that's pretty intense. Mid-late 70s era, I'm guessing.
Posted by: Dr. Varno



Lemmy (of Motorhead fame) was in Hawkwind. I wonder if him and Baker were in Hawkwind at the same time. That would have been intense!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 29, 2026 10:27 PM (sAmhv)

76 Oh hey! Good news!
Freddy the german football fan says he & his buddies are planning a trip back to the US in the fall to watch college football

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 10:27 PM (znREB)

77 Bulg!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 10:27 PM (paeOl)

78 74 Hey, TRex. I hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM
***
Hey Bulg! How's the Forester?

Posted by: TRex - county fair dino at July 29, 2026 10:28 PM (yqadF)

79
That ticket-quota story is one for the books all right. You could make a feature-length comedy of it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:28 PM (mmrXZ)

80
If you visit, say hello the Three Wise Men. They are reportedly resting at room temperature in a gold box behind the altar

====

"Brother Maynard ! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! How does it work ?? Consult the Book of Armaments, 2:9-21 !.."

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2026 10:29 PM (g47mK)

81 76 Oh hey! Good news!
Freddy the german football fan says he & his buddies are planning a trip back to the US in the fall to watch college football

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 10:27 PM
***
Excellent. The world heals in unexpected ways.

Posted by: TRex - travel agent dino at July 29, 2026 10:29 PM (yqadF)

82 Even now, T Rex's descendants cause terror.

https://tinyurl.com/TRex-at-fedex

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 10:29 PM (qx7Zg)

83

I'll wait for the Youtube video of the BANNED ending of AIRPLANE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2026 10:29 PM (Cqx++)

84 SMH!

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:30 PM (77rzZ)

85 Because, fbofw he's our Senator, I watched Lankford giving Fauci multiple opportunities to plead the fifth. Ten exciting minutes.

If you just can't resist:
https://youtu.be/616olFa3ARU

I will say, however much of a RINO Lankford may be, he doesn't have a body count. That we know of.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the advice of my bartender, I chug the fifth at July 29, 2026 10:30 PM (/YSzp)

86 78 The new Forester rocks!

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:31 PM (77rzZ)

87 We secretly replaced Lenin's corpse with Mitch McConnell's. Let's see if anyone notices.
/whispers

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

88 60 {{{SMH}}}💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 29, 2026 10:31 PM (ok2JK)

89 @75 Baker in Hawkwind was way past Lemmy's tenure.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 29, 2026 10:31 PM (CHHv1)

90 And thanks for the Pittsburgh scanner! Sounds like we have a Moron in the Three Rivers area who is wandering around in assless chaps. I mean, who else would wear such a thing in public?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (D/6p1)
---
Ahem. If a Horde member walked around in assless chaps it WOULD be impressive.

Where is your sense of honor?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:14 PM (ZOv7s)

***

A real moron would wear them backwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)

91 I wondered if they could milk the franchise one more time, but it does look like it has its amusements.

JUMANJI: OPEN WORLD - Official Trailer
https://youtu.be/zhApeaHMvfs

Posted by: mindful webworker - on the advice of my bartender, I chug the fifth at July 29, 2026 10:32 PM (/YSzp)

92 OK, Mr McBrain is really Dolf Lundgren’s older brother, right?
Compelling Stage name, perhaps?

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 29, 2026 10:32 PM (N91F8)

93 We got that cheese in a box in home ec. Gross.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

Well, this was what Grandma got in the 70s. It came in plain silver colored cylinders. Same with peanut butter. Don't know what else she got.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

94 Its a shame Nicko Mcbrain retired from live touring. Not hearing anything super encouraging about his replacement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (S41Gd)

95
Julie Hagerty was great in Lost in America. I couldn't believe she broke the core of the nest-egg.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

================

LOLOL I couldn't either, and I'd have left her there in Vegas!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (mmrXZ)

96 I ran across this classic commercial late last night, but thought it deserved a bigger audience. Which is most attractive; the car, the chick, or the cat?

https://youtu.be/ofaCGy-wVV0
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
+++
I think the chick is most attractive.
Farrah Fawcett was a hottie back in the day.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (Lo97M)

97 SMH, I saw your post earlier today about watching horses eating grass and cats chasing butterflies. Very nice. Thank you.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

98 I'm a Pepper. You can be a Pepper too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

Which is NOT the same as being a Piper.

Posted by: GWB at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (kU0PQ)

99 Freddy the german football fan says he & his buddies are planning a trip back to the US in the fall to watch college football
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 10:27 PM (znREB)
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He should drink a Highball at nightfall.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

100 Irish singer-songwriter Glen Hansard died in a motorcycle accident early this morning. He won an Oscar for best song a few years ago.
This video seems appropriate for the occasion.

https://youtu.be/d_ucPrbSDWY

Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:34 PM (FCZQZ)

101 I wouldn't mind a cold RC. Been decades but as I recall they were okay. And moved up a notch in my estimation when Dr Pepper abandoned their original formula.

You can give my moon pie to someone else, though, thanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - for a delicious summer treat, just add rum at July 29, 2026 10:35 PM (/YSzp)

102 I ran across this classic commercial late last night, but thought it deserved a bigger audience. Which is most attractive; the car, the chick, or the cat?

https://youtu.be/ofaCGy-wVV0
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 10:23 PM (qx7Zg)

Not the car. I don't like the pointy nose look on the later cougars. Farrah's pointies are another story.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:35 PM (1Ff7Z)

103
Which is NOT the same as being a Piper.
Posted by: GWB at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (kU0PQ)

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Cuz then you'd be um.... no longer with us

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (2M7lc)

104 A real moron would wear them backwards.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
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"I wore my boxer shorts backwards for you!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (ZOv7s)

105 I think I need to watch Airplane! again.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (B2pWp)

106 23 Could I interest you in a cold RC?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10

With peanuts?
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:08 PM (OoFl2)

We never did that out west. You mean put them in the bottle, or just eat them while drinking?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

Salted. In the bottle. The coke must be ice cold, though.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (Wmg4n)

107 You're welcome, Bulg. : )

With all the evil crap in the world, it's easy to miss the beauty in it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (paeOl)

108
Accent is not as bad now but I used to have people stare at me like I was speaking a foreign language out West.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

=================

I can scarcely believe that people who speak Texan or Southern don't do it on purpose. I don't believe people speak like that naturally. It's just not natural.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (mmrXZ)

109 Having ticket quotas and unfair citations in the town of Paradise was a theme in the Jesse Stone series. He pushed back when he became chief.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (KC5Lt)

110 They were doing this to get money for the town, right?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 10:25 PM (znREB)

(quickly stuffs money in pocket)

Uh, yeah. Of course.

Posted by: The Sheriff at July 29, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

111 Hey, A. H. Lloyd.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)

112 I think the chick is most attractive.
Farrah Fawcett was a hottie back in the day.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (Lo97M)
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My roommate in college had her classic poster in our dorm room.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 10:37 PM (FZ29D)

113 Assless chaps FTW on Pittsburgh Scanner!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2026 10:38 PM (wVcYX)

114 I think the chick is most attractive.
Farrah Fawcett was a hottie back in the day.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 29, 2026 10:33 PM (Lo97M)
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Feminine beauty has been verboten for a decade or more. That's got to have had an impact in our weird tranny outbreak.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)

115 See where they busted a drug dealer in NM? Bunch of drugs and
50 of the most poisonous snakes in the world.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM (+yTe/)

I thought the senate was still in session?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

116 Hey, A. H. Lloyd.
Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:37 PM (77rzZ)
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Hello! How are things? Hanging in there? God bless you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:39 PM (ZOv7s)

117
Oy yam deh silence.

Posted by: Malignant Garden Gnome at July 29, 2026 10:39 PM (VWtfl)

118 107 That’s so true, SMH. So true.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:40 PM (77rzZ)

119
They were doing this to get money for the town, right?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

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Presumably.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:41 PM (mmrXZ)

120 27 Peanuts are for Coke, not RC.

That sheriff sounds like a real summbitch...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:10 PM (2M7lc)

Right. An RC coke, though I have also had it with a cheer wine coke or Dr. pepper coke.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:41 PM (Wmg4n)

121 They were doing this to get money for the town, right?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

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Presumably.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:41 PM (mmrXZ)
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$20 not good enough for them?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 10:42 PM (FZ29D)

122 12 Good evening morons und danke Dino

I'm a Pepper. You can be a Pepper too.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

Do you ever associate with Pepper's ghost?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:42 PM (FCZQZ)

123 I can scarcely believe that people who speak Texan or Southern don't do it on purpose. I don't believe people speak like that naturally. It's just not natural.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (mmrXZ)
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I'm a thoroughly midwestern Michigander. My mother was born in NYC, but my father's family has been in Ohiah since it was settled.

My wife is from Appalachia. Talk about a culture shock. All my kids have a bit of a twang, some more than others. My wife passes for local, unless she gets pissed and then it's lights out. Full on losing her religion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:42 PM (ZOv7s)

124 The wonderful police officers in McBee, SC did nothing wrong, you goober. You just hate cops.

YOU are the problem.

Everyone in this country needs to unquestionably respect police officers.

Posted by: Michael Berry at July 29, 2026 10:43 PM (pDKdk)

125 STOP BOILING US!

Posted by: Peanuts at July 29, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

126 Having ticket quotas and unfair citations in the town of Paradise was a theme in the Jesse Stone series. He pushed back when he became chief.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (KC5Lt)
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I really enjoyed the movies. Tom Selleck inhabited the role. Can't imagine the books would be as good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)

127 I wouldn't mind a cold RC. Been decades but as I recall they were okay. And moved up a notch in my estimation when Dr Pepper abandoned their original formula.

You can give my moon pie to someone else, though, thanks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - for a delicious summer treat, just add rum at July 29, 2026 10:35 PM (/YSzp)

Hadn't seen them for years, either, but they started showing up a year or two ago in the local Dollar Tree. Had one, tasted ok. I mean, it wasn't Coke or Pepsi, but it was the go to when you didn't have the money for the others.

As for the moon pie... (insert vomiting smiley here)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

128 Anyone ever get a traffic ticket in McBee, South Carolina? Not naive to think this kind of thing doesn't happen, but it is egregious in any time and place.

Not McBee, but a buddy of mine got a ticket in Deland, FL which apparently was also a famous ticket trap.

It was like 6:30am and I was in the office while he was in FL doing a delivery for us. We were on the phone going over the day's business plan, and all of a sudden he said: "Why is that guy waving at me?"

He got pulled over by a police officer ON FOOT....for going 21mph in a 15. It was a spendy mistake.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (JLqL/)

129 I can scarcely believe that people who speak Texan or Southern don't do it on purpose. I don't believe people speak like that naturally. It's just not natural.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (mmrXZ

You should have seen my kid’s NJ speech pathologist try to make it through pin and pen. It’s the same to us. When she spoke to us, she got it. This is how we say it.

I couldn’t get over pharaoh in NJ. It’s Fay- Roh, darn it.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (Wmg4n)

130 116 Thank you, A. H. I’m still mourning my sister, who died in June.

But the wife and I did buy me a new car earlier this month, which I like very much.

So, there’s bad and there’s good.

How are you?

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (77rzZ)

131 When I moved to NYC they thought I was a country bumpkin.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (KC5Lt)

132 The wonderful police officers in McBee, SC did nothing wrong, you goober. You just hate cops.

YOU are the problem.

Everyone in this country needs to unquestionably respect police officers.
Posted by: Michael Berry at July 29, 2026 10:43 PM (pDKdk)
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What we have here is a situation of disrespect for law enforcement.

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (ZOv7s)

133 Do you ever associate with Pepper's ghost?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:42 PM (FCZQZ)
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No but I plan to

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

134 Off to bed, Nightsie noodles, y’all.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:46 PM (Wmg4n)

135 Anyone ever get a traffic ticket in McBee, South Carolina?


You can bet those Duke boys didn't with the General.Lee!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB)

136 Piper! Hello!

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:47 PM (77rzZ)

137 Hi Bulg! Story to run, but bedtime was 30 mins ago.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:48 PM (Wmg4n)

138 Even in towns where ticket quotas are illegal…check your local budgets.

People are guilty to the tune of x amount in fines.

That right there is your quota.

“Nobody likes me!” The cops whine. Well, you do nothing about that. Well, except that whistleblower mentioned in the story. He’s one of the good guys. But how many other cops played go along to get along?

If you had more cops throwing the BS flag every so often, you’d find people in the country would be more receptive to the cops.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 10:48 PM (pDKdk)

139 How are you?
Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (77rzZ)
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Things are going pretty well. Not sure if you saw that my wife has stage zero breast cancer, surgery in two weeks, no need for chemo, so we're rolling with it. Grandkids are doing great, finally getting the house in order, so I can't complain.

Glad to hear the pieces are falling into place with you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)

140 I really enjoyed the movies. Tom Selleck inhabited the role. Can't imagine the books would be as good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)

I think 2/3 of the series was based on the books but the rest were just written as scripts.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:48 PM (KC5Lt)

141 With all the evil crap in the world, it's easy to miss the beauty in it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (paeOl)

You may like this, then:

https://tinyurl.com/4uhkc7xc

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

142 Do you ever associate with Pepper's ghost?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:42 PM (FCZQZ)

Waldo, or Claude?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

143 My last experience with the police in my small town was more than fair and the town prosecutor actually just had my ticket dismissed. I guess exception to the rule.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:51 PM (KC5Lt)

144
Back in 2008, an aunt of mine who lived in Alameda, CA, died and my mother flew out there.

First day, we stopped at some diner, and were going about our business when I realized a hush had descended across the whole place. Then it hit me, they were all listening to my mother and me talk. We were specimens.

The waitress kept coming over and asking me something, and finally just gushed "I love to hear you talk!"

I just went with it and had fun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 10:51 PM (w6EFb)

145 139 Prayer up for your wife, A. H.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)

146

We lived in SC for many years and McBee was a quiet town. I guess it is screwed up now.

It is very sad how so many small towns are now whackadoodle.

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 10:52 PM (/QHx4)

147 Do you ever associate with Pepper's ghost?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 10:42 PM (FCZQZ)

Waldo, or Claude?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

Ned?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 10:52 PM (qx7Zg)

148
If it was a moron they'd be talking about the codpiece, not the chaps.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 29, 2026 10:18 PM (r7+Q7)

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Ian Anderson liked his codpiece and tights. I don't believe I have seen others in this outfit, so Morons should take notes for Halloween or the MoMe. His was fancy.

Our only interaction during this tour in the summer of 1975 was him glaring at me after he said something to the bass player. He came over to him, as he missed a cue or something looking at me, then shot angry lasers at me and pointed with his flute.

I did nothing to deserve this, standing on a chair in row 5 and right in the bass player's path. (He's the guy in the goofy zebra suit.) It was not like I flashed him or did anything but stand there.

The acoustic player met his future bride in the Jackson, MS airport gift shop. He said they could not undertand each other's English and she'd never heard of the band.

Wonderful concert, however. Sounded great live, very entertaining, as many of the bands in the mid-70's to '80's did. Great time! I still wish I had gone to the after party! Flew back to school out West the next day.

https://tinyurl.com/yn9zvzv3

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 10:52 PM (hzuYO)

149 Right. An RC coke, though I have also had it with a cheer wine coke or Dr. pepper coke.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 10:41 PM (Wmg4n)

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*slaps forehead*

I forgot about you the way you southern Coke-heads describe pop... 😉

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:52 PM (2M7lc)

150 I had a couple of girlie posters as a teenager. I thought I had them hidden, but my mom found them, and made my dad deliver a lecture about objectifying women and such.

He did his job, but part of me thought that Dad was thinking, I am so glad my son is not a homo.

I miss my folks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 10:52 PM (0aYVJ)

151 For those who scorn the sun, the job progress update is: Confirmed that the second interview went as well as I hoped. Expect there will be a client interview round before any official job offer is extended. Don't have a date and time on that yet. Be assured I will ask for prayers again when I know anything on that. I appreciate all the support y'all have given.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 10:53 PM (aJQbY)

152 STOP BOILING US!
Posted by: Peanuts at July 29, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

Ok. How about a shell coating?

Posted by: Nagaraya at July 29, 2026 10:54 PM (1Ff7Z)

153 I had sports posters on my walls and playboys hidden.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:54 PM (KC5Lt)

154 Also, Dr Pepper is best cola, so I am very disappointed in you, T-Rex. Shame, shame.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 10:54 PM (aJQbY)

155 *slaps forehead*

I forgot about you the way you southern Coke-heads describe pop... 😉
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 29, 2026 10:52 PM (2M7lc)

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There is only one Coke, the real one, for me. I allow one a week to clear my head and pipes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 10:55 PM (hzuYO)

156 Prayer up, RandomDave.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

157 Prayer up for your wife, A. H.
Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 10:51 PM (77rzZ)
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Thank you. I pray that you will find healing and peace.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:55 PM (ZOv7s)

158
I appreciate all the support y'all have given.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 10:53 PM (aJQbY)

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Happy to have helped.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 10:56 PM (O0L8i)

159 ---
Things are going pretty well. Not sure if you saw that my wife has stage zero breast cancer, surgery in two weeks, no need for chemo, so we're rolling with it. Grandkids are doing great, finally getting the house in order, so I can't complain.

Glad to hear the pieces are falling into place with you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)
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Prayers for her complete recovery, sir.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 10:57 PM (hzuYO)

160 For whatever reason I decided to give up all soda 22 years ago. I can still imagine the taste of Dr. Pepper and Fresca though.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:57 PM (KC5Lt)

161 Praying for the missus and family A.H.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 10:58 PM (vE0+H)

162 145 139 Prayer up for your wife, A. H.

Posted by: Bulg
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Seconded.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 10:58 PM (+yTe/)

163 I had sports posters on my walls and playboys hidden.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:54 PM (KC5Lt)

Brother and I found a bundle of porno mags, and thought, Cool. Playboy! But what we saw was profoundly disturbing. Hustler was tame compared to what we saw. We quickly threw the whole mess into the irrigation ditch. Fucking sick world out there, and this was in the 1980s.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)

164 For those who scorn the sun, the job progress update is: Confirmed that the second interview went as well as I hoped. Expect there will be a client interview round before any official job offer is extended. Don't have a date and time on that yet. Be assured I will ask for prayers again when I know anything on that. I appreciate all the support y'all have given.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 10:53 PM (aJQbY)
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Did you tell them what we said? We don't want anything...to happen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 10:59 PM (RIvkX)

165 That Farrah poster in the 70s was awesome. That chick was cheated by hitting it big before the term “supermodel” was in currency. Because she was definitely the first “supermodel,”

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 11:00 PM (77rzZ)

166 Sarge? Why do I talk like this but sing like this?

Posted by: Gomer Pyle, USMC at July 29, 2026 11:02 PM (wVcYX)

167 Evening, TRex and ONT Horde. Killed my cellphone today. Cremating the remains in my redneck firepit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2026 11:03 PM (1z8ji)

168 Thank you for all your prayers. The Horde is a marvel. We're a bunch of degenerates who nevertheless trust in God for salvation. As we should.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:03 PM (ZOv7s)

169 >>Lemmy (of Motorhead fame) was in Hawkwind. I wonder if him and Baker were in Hawkwind at the same time. That would have been intense!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 29, 2026 10:27 PM (sAmhv)

Lemmy was actually fired from Hawkwind mid-70s, the Ginger Baker era was about 81-82.

https://tinyurl.com/4vbyux6a

It's more theatrical a la Arthur Brown than the LSD days of yore.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 11:04 PM (nDXEV)

170 I can scarcely believe that people who speak Texan or Southern don't do it on purpose. I don't believe people speak like that naturally. It's just not natural.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (mmrXZ)

What you would or should find fascinating is when you hear British people imitating "Americans", they sound like they're imitating southerners - but it's often not southerners they're imitating at all. It's how twang-less "American" sounds to their proper English ear.

In other words the accent has drifted in a particular direction toward that twang. In yet other words, that is to say *you* have a twang, you just don't know it.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 11:04 PM (vE0+H)

171 Is it getting hot in here?

Posted by: The popcorn at July 29, 2026 11:04 PM (2Ez/1)

172 San Franpsycho,

Perhaps I'll share it after it's too late for them to back out

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 11:05 PM (aJQbY)

173 If someone needs a wholesome smile, try this.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3RKZJsWatYc

I *think* Fen would approve.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 11:05 PM (qx7Zg)

174 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 10:59 PM (0aYVJ)

I had the Playboys for the articles.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:06 PM (KC5Lt)

175 @Osint613
38m
U.S. military:

"At 10 p.m. ET on July 29, U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces successfully completed a heavy wave of strikes against Iran in response to yesterday's attempted missile attacks on U.S. forces.

CENTCOM assets struck dozens of Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) targets in Iran, including military command centers, missile and drone facilities, coastal surveillance and defense sites, and maritime capabilities. The strikes aimed to further diminish threats posed by Iran and its proxies to American forces, commercial shipping, and neighboring Gulf countries.

On July 28, IRGC forces launched multiple ballistic missiles from Iran in an attempted surprise attack on U.S. forces based in the Middle East. All Iranian missiles were successfully intercepted

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 11:06 PM (+yTe/)

176 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

My CA19-9 numbers are staying steady, well below what is considered the threshold for active disease. Had to get an iron infusion today, which I was not expecting, but that's okay - we leave on Sunday for 10 days to visit the grandsons, so the extra energy will help!

Unfortunately, the protocol with the pump includes prednisone (which they say should be metabolized quickly without affecting the rest of the body), and I have gained back 40 of the 100 pounds that I had lost since going on Mounjaro in 2022. I look like I have swallowed a basketball....😭😭😭

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 29, 2026 11:07 PM (SRRAx)

177 We need more of Buddy Rich explaining drumming. With lots of swearing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 11:07 PM (nDXEV)

178 Killed my cellphone today. Cremating the remains in my redneck firepit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That loan offer was a rouse?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 11:08 PM (+yTe/)

179 168, A. H., we are all here for you. God bless you, as well.

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 11:08 PM (77rzZ)

180 In other words the accent has drifted in a particular direction toward that twang. In yet other words, that is to say *you* have a twang, you just don't know it.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 11:04 PM (vE0+H)
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It's axiomatic that the British find Southern accents easier than midwestern ones and the reason is that the vowels are so inconsistent. Midwesterners have a strong Germanic influence but it is uneven. I find it very easy to slide into a Southern accent and when I was in the Army, I picked it up without thinking about it, much to the amusement of my girlfiend (the future Mrs. Lloyd).

Southerners have the most delightful turns of phrase, quite the contrast with the more Germanic directness of Northerners.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:08 PM (ZOv7s)

181 My understanding is the Southern accent derived from the British upper class accent .

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:09 PM (KC5Lt)

182
How did you blow up the oven?
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 10:26 PM (paeOl)
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Have told this one. Did not know to light the pilot light, being from an electric home and not cooking or paying attention. I was heating bread for my chicken cacciatore, one of the few meals I could cook as my grad school male roommates made me learn the year prior.

The oven door flew open with a BANG, singed my long hair on one side. I went deaf, in shock, smelled burning hair. I had a hematoma on my thigh that I did't notice til later that night from the door.

The college guy asked wth was that? I was lip reading at this point,frozen with wooden spoon. He turned all the gas off and gave me a beer. We abandoned the meal as asbestos fell into it from the ceiling of post WWII apt. Sat in silence on the sofa for an hour and he left. I assume he said goodbye. I saw him years later after we married others at a hockey game and he waved and smiled at me.

I did not cook for my husband til we married, playing it safe.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:09 PM (hzuYO)

183 I had the Playboys for the articles.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:06 PM (KC5Lt)


I’ll believe you if you read it in braille.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:10 PM (IAdFa)

184 Excellent news, Teresa!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:11 PM (hzuYO)

185 We need more of Buddy Rich explaining drumming. With lots of swearing.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 11:07 PM (nDXEV

No one complained. Buddy Rich was a hand to hand combat instructor in the Army.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:11 PM (KC5Lt)

186 I don't know why I feel the need to explain this, but Pepper's ghost is an illusion using windows and lighting. Sometimes it was used to show the transformation of a comely young lady into an inhuman beast.

http://tiny.cc/h7l7101

Posted by: tankdemon at July 29, 2026 11:11 PM (FCZQZ)

187 I had the Playboys for the articles.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:06 PM (KC5Lt)
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That's the thing. Hefner made a point of doing consequential interviews with famous people and commissioning work from known authors. It gave a veneer of respectability to his smut, legitimizing the concept of the amoral sex fiend who dresses sharp and subverts Christian morality.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:12 PM (ZOv7s)

188 A friend of mine had a gas oven that blew him back across the kitchen and into a wall.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 11:13 PM (vE0+H)

189 Dr. Pepper is NOT a cola. It is Dr. Pepper flavor.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:13 PM (IAdFa)

190 Evening all,

We have a launch in about 3 hours.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - NROL-95 - SLC-40
Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: July 30, 2026
Launch Time: 3:09 a.m. EDT (0709 UTC, 09:09 CEST)

https://youtu.be/1-ScMofSZKQ

Posted by: Joyenz at July 29, 2026 11:13 PM (2F0/Y)

191 My understanding is the Southern accent derived from the British upper class accent .
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:09 PM (KC5Lt)
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Ah, but there are variants. Tidewater. Deep South. Appalachia. IYKYK.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:14 PM (ZOv7s)

192 Joyenz, Hello!

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ)

193 Dr. Pepper is NOT a cola. It is Dr. Pepper flavor.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:13 PM (IAdFa)

Spoiled prune juice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2026 11:15 PM (1z8ji)

194 preliminary reports:
The following areas in Iran have been reported to have been hit in strikes by U.S. tonight:

1. Khorramshahr, Khuzestan
2. Abadan, Khuzestan
3. Bandar-e Mahshahr, Khuzestan
4. Nurabad, Fars
5. Bushehr, Bushehr
6. Qeshm Island, Hormozgan
7. Bandar Abbas, Hormozgan
8. Sirik, Hormozgan
9. Ahvaz, Khuzestan Province
Additionally, explosions were reported in Arvandkenar, Kish Island and Shadegan in Iran from U.S. airstrikes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 11:15 PM (+yTe/)

195 Good news, TiFW! God continues to bless you!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:16 PM (IAdFa)

196 > Southerners have the most delightful turns of phrase, quite the contrast with the more Germanic directness of Northerners.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:08 PM

Gott segne dein Herz.

Posted by: Bitte at July 29, 2026 11:16 PM (2Ez/1)

197
Most Hollywood actors can't do a Southern accent for shit. It's not real, just Hollywood sounding like what they think it's supposed to sound like.

Brit actors can indeed do them well. One Brit actress was on Letterman or one of them back in the '90s or so. Host asked her to "do a Southern accent".

She looked puzzled and said, "which one?" Which produced puzzlement from the host. She went through and flawlessly did quite a few different ones.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

198 Spoiled prune juice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2026 11:15 PM (1z8ji)


Good! More for me then!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (IAdFa)

199 It's been my experience that British/Aussie/ Canuck/ Kiwi actors are much better at authentic American accents than American actors.

Much as I love "Justified," many of the American actors did the Savannah lilt, rather than anything that came close to the Kentucky sound. Southern accents are not all about sounding like Foghorn Leghorn or Scarlett O'Hara.

Hell, I was shocked to learn that Damien Lewis is a Limey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)

200 Southerners have the most delightful turns of phrase, quite the contrast with the more Germanic directness of Northerners.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:08 PM (ZOv7s)
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Long Island husband now says he's fixin' to do stuff. He's Southern at heart and loves my family.

My accent gets worse if I am on the phone with my mother, or home, or have had more than two glasses of wine or drinkies.

Culture shock was his family coming to our garden wedding in MS from the NE. Plus they were Catholic and my family Presbyterian. Added to the stress for me for the wedding and my voice was a few octaves higher than normal when we said our vows (I was shocked over my voice and my eyes got big). Otherwise it all was wonderful and a beautiful day. No civil or religious wars.

We did have a deal that the wedding kiss would be a little peck and done. He decided otherwise and I was not happy. I could hear my father snickering behind us as my groom laid one on me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (hzuYO)

201 A friend of mine had a gas oven that blew him back across the kitchen and into a wall.
Posted by: ...
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My German brother-in-law had a neighbor that blew up his house with a schnapps still.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (oq9dX)

202 I listened to that Ella Langley tune. Gotta say, in one ear, and out the other. Typical '80's country. Nowhere near as bad as the shit they peddle as "country" now. but not a patch on classic country either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (1z8ji)

203 Just watched Top Gun Maverick again tonight. Seems appropriate in light of the new airstrikes in Iran.

The Mission Impossible portion of the movie at the end was over the top but I loved it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:18 PM (KC5Lt)

204 I did not cook for my husband til we married, playing it safe.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:09 PM (hzuYO)
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I think a key point in winning over Mrs. Lloyd was when I demonstrated my ability to cook. Not just grilling, but the ability to use a saucepan to good effect. She was clearly impressed.

The grandkids assume that if Grandpa made it, it must be good. Well of course.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)

205
There is an accent map of the US that's quite interesting. Big then you can zoom in on.

There was a linguist who spoke at Furman one time many moons ago, and my mother went to hear him with some of her friends. He was a quite cunning linguist, and could identify were you born within miles (resolution decreasing as you went west, though). Or, at least where you first learned to speak.

They'd try to fool with a put-on accent, which he'd see right through, and correctly identify their real accent through the botched fake accent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:19 PM (w6EFb)

206 Good! More for me then!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (IAdFa)

Enjoy!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2026 11:19 PM (1z8ji)

207 >> NROL-95

That means classified. We won't get to see much footage beyond the launch and booster return.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

208 I fully admit that I did talk a little bit Southern when I was in the Army. Because most of my buddies were from the South.

I still say y'all, sometimes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 11:21 PM (0aYVJ)

209
She looked puzzled and said, "which one?" Which produced puzzlement from the host. She went through and flawlessly did quite a few different ones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

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Yep. They are all different. My father sounded like he was from SC. Very refined.

We don't have the twang of TN nor the cajun language from LA (I have cajun cousins).

My one cousin came up from NOLA for college and my Daddy would laugh that the dorm boys called him a "coonass." That was new to me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:22 PM (hzuYO)

210 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:09 PM (hzuYO)
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I'm glad you didn't get seriously hurt.

God sometimes has funny ways of letting us know that the person you're dating isn't "the one".

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 11:22 PM (paeOl)

211 What the hell accent was Jodi Foster trying to do in Silence of the Lambs? I know it was supposed to be a West Virginia accent but I know people from WV and they didn't sound close to that. Admittedly I think WV has multiple accents.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:22 PM (KC5Lt)

212 Much as I love "Justified," many of the American actors did the Savannah lilt, rather than anything that came close to the Kentucky sound. Southern accents are not all about sounding like Foghorn Leghorn or Scarlett O'Hara.

Hell, I was shocked to learn that Damien Lewis is a Limey.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)
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To be fair, it was mostly filmed in California. I can't blame the producers for accents being imperfect because the show overall was great. I'm rewatching Season 3 with my youngest and she absolutely loves it because of the family history (Harlan is the county north of Bell, where "we trace our bloodline.")

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:23 PM (ZOv7s)

213 You can see live performances of To Kill A Mockingbird in Harper Lee's hometown of Monroeville, Alabama at the courthouse.
They're great.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 29, 2026 11:23 PM (2Ez/1)

214 >>>With the United States resuming strikes against Iran, chances of Iranian military action against one or more of the Gulf States over the coming week have significantly risen on Polymarket, as traders predict there is a 26% chance that Iran launches strikes against one of the countries on July 31.
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Interesting about that; earlier conversation said Iran's early attacks consisted of 100 missiles, their latest attack consisted of 6. Yeah, they are running out of goodies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 11:24 PM (+yTe/)

215 I still say y'all, sometimes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 11:21 PM (0aYVJ)

Y'all and fixin to is a big part of my lingo.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:24 PM (KC5Lt)

216 I'm glad you didn't get seriously hurt.

God sometimes has funny ways of letting us know that the person you're dating isn't "the one".
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 11:22 PM (paeOl)
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Thanks! He, at least, did not run out the door, but turned off the gas and removed me from the galley kitchen of that ghetto apt. I'm sure he was deaf, too. It was LOUD.

I think if I had been bending over it would have been lights out based on the hematoma on my thigh I found later. I did not feel that pain at all from the adrenaline for hours.

It was a fourplex. The college girl I knew two doors down asked me the next day if I "felt the earthquake." I told her that was just me trying to cook.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:24 PM (hzuYO)

217 Hell, most of my dad's kin live in Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma. wildly different accents.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 11:25 PM (0aYVJ)

218 lol ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at July 29, 2026 11:26 PM (paeOl)

219 Y'all and fixin to is a big part of my lingo.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 11:24 PM (KC5Lt)

One I use a lot is "I'm all het up about this!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 11:26 PM (0aYVJ)

220 Culture shock was his family coming to our garden wedding in MS from the NE. Plus they were Catholic and my family Presbyterian.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:17 PM (hzuYO)
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When we became Catholic my wife's southern kin were mortified. I was already on thin ice as a Yankee Carpet Bagger who stole her away, but that was the last straw.

Then her grandfather died. He was a WW II vet. As soon as I heard about it, I contacted the funeral home about his benefits, and of course the family had done nothing, so I gave direction about how to get the paperwork.

We drove down and at the viewing I was treated with cold hostility. The next day they held the burial and I dutifully put on my dress uniform and played "Taps" over his grave, and suddenly I was a member of the family in good standing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:27 PM (ZOv7s)

221 I think a key point in winning over Mrs. Lloyd was when I demonstrated my ability to cook. Not just grilling, but the ability to use a saucepan to good effect. She was clearly impressed.

The grandkids assume that if Grandpa made it, it must be good. Well of course.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:18 PM (ZOv7s)

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Yep! He taught me to cook! He did not marry me for my cooking or housekeeping skills.

He's the spaghetti, lasagna and chili cook. Grands love his spaghetti.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:28 PM (hzuYO)

222 I ran across this classic commercial late last night, but thought it deserved a bigger audience. Which is most attractive; the car, the chick, or the cat?
https://youtu.be/ofaCGy-wVV0
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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What the hell was the resolution on that, 320 X 140?
I worked with a guy back in the 70s who had worked as a cat handler at the San Diego Wild Animal Park, and had moonlighted with the people who owned that cougar. He had tales.
The cat's name was Chauncy, and he was a ham and a prima donna. He would only do one take. They could rehearse him multiple times, but when he saw the camera, once through and that was it. He said the cat was a dream to work with, very seldom got pissy, and would act, mainly, like a big, loveable housecat, but... He said, once, the cat was laying down, sort of napping, and some gofer came over to the owners to deliver a message. He stood right in front of the cat's nose and started talking really fast and loud. That pissed off the cat, who the reached out a paw and whacked the guys legs out from under him. The guy goes on his ass and looks up at the cat, standing and staring at him. Piddled in his pants scrambling backwards.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 29, 2026 11:28 PM (RIlaO)

223
Here is that accent map page:
https://t.ly/VOI_x

It's a crude web page, so you'll have to fight with a bit -- old time simple page

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)

224 Interesting about that; earlier conversation said Iran's early attacks consisted of 100 missiles, their latest attack consisted of 6. Yeah, they are running out of goodies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 11:24 PM (+yTe/)
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Trump is playing the long game. They can't last forever.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:30 PM (ZOv7s)

225 Christy - your Nat gas story reminds me of a Boy Scout outing many years ago. We were in northern Arizona, had done a hike and had permission to stay in a big old cabin deep in the woods. (When I say big, it slept 20 of us without being very crowded). Had an old kitchen with this giant ranch style double oven/range that was probably from the 20’s.

So Sunday morning, we’re cooking eggs and pancakes on top of this huge old iron stove. One of the younger kids flipped the oven handle on, not knowing what it was. I was on the other side of the room and looked over just as there was a huge bang, all the doors flew open, and this sheet of flame came out of that oven and rose until it kissed the ceiling. Much wailing and upsetness followed, although us older boys thought it was pretty cool.

The adult leaders had to do some fancy explaining as to why so many of the boys came back with their eyebrows badly singed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2026 11:30 PM (y4wXR)

226 I’m as Yankee as they come, and even I approve of “y’all.”

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 11:32 PM (77rzZ)

227

It is disgusting to me that people with Southern accents are thought to be stupid.

My husband grew up in the South. He went to law school and i can't tell you how many cases he won.

He said his accent had a lot to do with him winning so many cases because so many people did not prepare their cases very well because they assumed he was stupid.

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 11:32 PM (/QHx4)

228
Accent variation is declining. Mobility and mass communication are just pushing us all toward some mongrel mess.

For example, take SC here. Here in the Upstate, the NE corner, from that accent map, you'll see we're in the broad "inland South" part, while the rest of the state was in the "lowland South". A lot of r-dropping there.

But that r dropping is rapidly dying out in modern times.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb)

229 Geez, I'm up late. Good night everyone!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:33 PM (ZOv7s)

230 We drove down and at the viewing I was treated with cold hostility. The next day they held the burial and I dutifully put on my dress uniform and played "Taps" over his grave, and suddenly I was a member of the family in good standing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 11:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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My father adored my groom. They bonded over mocking me within 4hrs. I am his only daughter and they did not meet til 4 days before the wedding. My Marine father also never met any of the very few boys who took me to dances or concerts in HS and college. He told me he figured I could take care of myself decades later.

I became Catholic this past March on our 47th anniversary. I am not telling my 95yr old mother.

He had converted to PCA within 2yrs...his choice. Returned to Catholicism and I gradually did as well within a year (one son and family are now).

We had our vows convalidated because his uncle, a monseigneur from NYC, did not sign something. He had a prayer and my parents pastor said the vows in the garden wedding.

So I've been married twice to the same guy! He still likes me!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:35 PM (hzuYO)

231 G’night, A. H.!

Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 11:35 PM (77rzZ)

232 I'm pretty sure OrangeENT was part of that RC cult operating out of Carson City NV back in the 80's.
Strange but nice folks they were. Kept immaculate lawns and were never without an RC to offer.

Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2026 11:35 PM (npR/Y)

233
You'll notice two enclaves there. Charleston and Savannah. And that's because they were port towns and got a lot of British influence longer than the rest.

Unfortunately that unique Charleston accent is also dying out, and merging with the rest. There've been efforts to preserve it for posterity on audio tapes. The folks who actually speak the original unique Charleston accent are in their 80s and 90s now. Once they're gone, that accent will be gone too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

234 Unfortunately, the protocol with the pump includes prednisone (which they say should be metabolized quickly without affecting the rest of the body), and I have gained back 40 of the 100 pounds that I had lost since going on Mounjaro in 2022. I look like I have swallowed a basketball....😭😭😭

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 29, 2026 11:07 PM (SRRAx)
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I hope the side effects don't include dribbling.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 29, 2026 11:37 PM (4jnK3)

235 Supposedly one of the Area 51 youtubers was filming the security as he was playing cat and mouse with them, and one day he was at a bar and somebody sidled up to him and said, could you please at least stop filming us? We don't know what is in there either but when you do that we have to fill out paperwork.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 11:38 PM (rbvCR)

236 The adult leaders had to do some fancy explaining as to why so many of the boys came back with their eyebrows badly singed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 29, 2026 11:30 PM (y4wXR)
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That does sound fun! My hair was to my waist and I never cook with it down now as ick. I didn't know any better and it was our second and last date.

It was all very cosy til the blast, with me cooking and him listening to my stereo.

We have a gas oven now and it lights itself by some sort of magic. We moved back West 11yrs ago and I am no longer afraid of gas stuff.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:38 PM (hzuYO)

237 *sighs* *spits* I reckon so.

Posted by: Josey Wales at July 29, 2026 11:39 PM (wVcYX)

238
Gen Z is apparently accelerating the "pan-American" accent trend.

Once they're through, everybody will sound alike, and it will sound like shit, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:39 PM (w6EFb)

239
Unfortunately that unique Charleston accent is also dying out, and merging with the rest. There've been efforts to preserve it for posterity on audio tapes. The folks who actually speak the original unique Charleston accent are in their 80s and 90s now. Once they're gone, that accent will be gone too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
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Well, that's sad because both are lovely (we've traveled to both when living in FL).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:40 PM (hzuYO)

240 STOP BOILING US!
Posted by: Peanuts at July 29, 2026 10:44 PM (RIvkX)


Peanuts boiled in heavy brine with star anise. MMMMmmmm

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 11:44 PM (rbvCR)

241
I once asked a recent transplant something like, "Do you reckon so-and-so?"

He had no clue whatsoever what that meant.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)

242 197
Most Hollywood actors can't do a Southern accent for shit. It's not real, just Hollywood sounding like what they think it's supposed to sound like.

Brit actors can indeed do them well. One Brit actress was on Letterman or one of them back in the '90s or so. Host asked her to "do a Southern accent".

She looked puzzled and said, "which one?" Which produced puzzlement from the host. She went through and flawlessly did quite a few different ones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

I grew up with a dad who spoke fluent Eastern Wyoming. Cash was pronounced "CAYISH" and golf was pronounced "GOFF."

Then I lived in WI for 25 years, learning to really pronounce the long "O"s. Not quite Canadian, more like Sheboygan.

"Go by there once, eh?"

"Tell yer folks I says hi."

I'm back in AK, speaking mostly like an Alaskan, but that stuff comes back out of nowhere sometimes.

And then my mom's phases, coming directly from her mom. Your arm hurts?

"Cut it off and sew on a button."

???

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2026 11:46 PM (bJ2yt)

243 AOP -

Did you see the video of the young woman who was utterly baffled by the lyrics? She couldn’t understand how “Texas” could be a woman. Texas is a state!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:46 PM (IAdFa)

244 Dr. Pepper is NOT a cola. It is Dr. Pepper flavor.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:13 PM (IAdFa)

Spoiled prune juice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Back in high school, I had a job for awhile, as a "soda jerk" in a drugstore. The fountain drinks were mixed at the spigot. A "coke" was Coca-Cola syrup, mixed with soda water. You could request, for an additional nickle above the standard price of a dime, the addition of other flavoring to the 12 oz glass. Vanilla and cherry syrup that were used for Sundaes were the standards - a vanilla coke or a cherry coke were not unusual requests.
Dr Pepper is a cherry coke, using very, very artificial "cherry" syrup.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 29, 2026 11:46 PM (RIlaO)

245 Having ticket quotas and unfair citations in the town of Paradise was a theme in the Jesse Stone series. He pushed back when he became chief.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2026 10:36 PM (KC5Lt)


The word was that once upon a time an Oregon State Trooper on highway patrol could fine his own salary during the month, and those that couldn't wound up patrolling I-84

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 11:46 PM (rbvCR)

246 46 Okay, I actually do like the song. I think it may be overrated because all contemporary music is generally shit, but it does have decent lyrics, a nice melody and she has a nice voice. I think its resonance is because it expresses the longing of a woman for a man she can't have in a very traditional way that has been verboten for a decade.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 10:17 PM (ZOv7s)


It's annoying but relatable the way she keeps making excuses. "Oh it's because she's from Texas, it's because he's a cowboy." No, he's just rejecting you. Plenty of people of both sexes, if there were patches for love withdrawal, they'd smoke 'em like a Lawrenceville grandma having a nic fit.

Posted by: SciVo at July 29, 2026 11:49 PM (Sy6m/)

247 I once asked a recent transplant something like, "Do you reckon so-and-so?"

He had no clue whatsoever what that meant.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:44 PM (w6EFb)

"Reckon" is perfectly good standard English!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2026 11:51 PM (1z8ji)

248
In yet other words, that is to say *you* have a twang, you just don't know it.
Posted by: ...

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I believe what we all have is a drawl. I used to read British stories in which Americans were "drawling," and I didn't get it -- UNTIL I worked among a bunch of Brits in a newsroom. I could barely understand them at times because of the way they clipped their vowels. I realized, I rely on vowel sounds for listening comprehension. When every vowel gets cut off before you give it a chance, it limits comprehension.

I explained to one of the Brits that he needed to drawl his vowels, properly, like an American. But he didn't take my instruction.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 11:53 PM (mmrXZ)

249 So many weird phrases from my family baffle outsiders. Breakfast cereal was always referred to as "chips."

Some phrases came from my son, who had an odd grasp of English as a child. We still use "nakkims" at the dinner table, and of course there are "callerpiters" in the garden, and if you say "toot toot" the answer is "butter!" That one is from a song with a lot more words than that, but those are the only ones that got through.

Potatoes, particularly baked potatoes, are known as "mantatoes," and of course you can eat them with your hands when camping.

And the guy who drives a train? Menductor.

I expect a lot of people would have trouble understanding us at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2026 11:53 PM (bJ2yt)

250 I explained to one of the Brits that he needed to drawl his vowels, properly, like an American. But he didn't take my instruction.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 11:53 PM (mmrXZ)

I'm not entirely sure the Brits even know how to speak English.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2026 11:54 PM (bJ2yt)

251 I'm pretty sure OrangeENT was part of that RC cult operating out of Carson City NV back in the 80's.
Strange but nice folks they were. Kept immaculate lawns and were never without an RC to offer.
Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2026 11:35 PM (npR/Y)

Now, are you talking about the Kietzke Lane ones, or the or those Washoe Lake ones?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 11:55 PM (1Ff7Z)

252 I used to tell people on comment threads that if they could hear me IRL, they would never take anything I said seriously again.
Lou Ann Platter with more IQ points.

Posted by: sal at July 29, 2026 11:55 PM (f+FmA)

253 AOP -

Did you see the video of the young woman who was utterly baffled by the lyrics? She couldn’t understand how “Texas” could be a woman. Texas is a state!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 11:46 PM (IAdFa)

No, did not see the video. And I really didn't listen to the lyrics. In one ear and out the other. Simply not compelling, you know. Now, this is compelling:

https://youtu.be/UxjJ37H6iR8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2026 11:56 PM (1z8ji)

254 We got that cheese in a box in home ec. Gross.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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When you're trying to feed 3 adults and 4 kids on $15 a week, you ate it and were grateful.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 29, 2026 11:57 PM (RIlaO)

255 227

It is disgusting to me that people with Southern accents are thought to be stupid.

My husband grew up in the South. He went to law school and i can't tell you how many cases he won.

He said his accent had a lot to do with him winning so many cases because so many people did not prepare their cases very well because they assumed he was stupid.

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 11:32 PM (/QHx4
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If anyone I met thought I was stupid they were smart enough not to say so. I was the only Southerner around for awhile, at the university and in nursing school.

I never felt anything but unique and kiss my grits as I never gave it a thought. I did like to surprise people who may or may not think this face and accent aren't smart. I am a quiet assassin and like to surprise!

I was 20yrs old when I moved and apparently had some self confidence. I also just liked the mountains and wanted to move. No job or class intimidated me ever. I yam wut I yam.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 11:57 PM (hzuYO)

256
I'm sure that evolving pan-American will have all the girls with vocal fry and uptalk, and the men sounding like low-T soibois. Just shoot me now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:58 PM (w6EFb)

257
People let their guard down when they think you're stupid, or they're smarter than you. They will tell on themselves, and that can be a powerful weapon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)

258 Buddhaha -

That’s how you made a “Dr. Pepper”. Bet it wasn’t licensed, and I bet I wouldn’t have been fooled. Also, have you ever thought what “cola” flavor is? The real thing is very complicated. I think real Dr. Pepper is too. I can tell a Mr. Pibb from a Dr. Pepper, and that’s Coca Cola’s best effort to replicate Dr. Pepper.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:01 AM (IAdFa)

259 I'm not entirely sure the Brits even know how to speak English.

Posted by: tcn in AK
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One thing's for sure, they will take any non-Anglo word and butcher it like a hog.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:03 AM (+yTe/)

260 That’s how you made a “Dr. Pepper”. Bet it wasn’t licensed, and I bet I wouldn’t have been fooled. Also, have you ever thought what “cola” flavor is? The real thing is very complicated. I think real Dr. Pepper is too. I can tell a Mr. Pibb from a Dr. Pepper, and that’s Coca Cola’s best effort to replicate Dr. Pepper.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:01 AM (IAdFa)

Well, we now have Viagra in chewing gum, called Blue Chews. How long before we have Viagra-laced soda, called Doctor Pecker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:04 AM (1z8ji)

261 Accents are fun; generally people who are good musically (at least with vocals) are very good at imitating accents, I think it has to do with having what we call a good ear.

American accents are mostly memories of various regional English dialects. I was lucky enough to visit England a few years back when it was still fun, and I found the London accent nearly incomprehensible. However, the accent around York and Yorkshire sounded like a slightly different American accent that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. Very easy on the ears.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:04 AM (y4wXR)

262
Great.

Ginger Mary Ann
Longbows Crossbows
Twang Drawl

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:04 AM (vE0+H)

263 223
Here is that accent map page:
https://t.ly/VOI_x

It's a crude web page, so you'll have to fight with a bit -- old time simple page
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 11:29 PM (w6EFb)
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Very cool! Thanks! I am Classical Southern.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2026 12:04 AM (hzuYO)

264 Homogenization of accents is indeed a tragedy, but probably inevitable. Still greatly enjoy the rare occasions when I still encounter a real one (American regional).

And I wonder about the UK and the same topic. About 10 years ago we went to the first Blue Angels show of the season in early March out in El Centro, as we did for years. Back then one of the nice features of that small event were the NATO aircraft and crews that you rarely see at airshows. There because of the training ranges they use in AZ and NM.

There were two British Apache helicopters. We talked with a pilot of one - clean nice Oxbridge English. Then we talked to his crew chief. I got about 25% of what he said, the wife (non-native English speaker) got nothing. Some very strong regional/class accent I'd never heard. So there appear to still be pockets surviving.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2026 12:07 AM (U/Byj)

265 Howdy TRex & Horde! Nice ONT!

We have a "famous speed trap town" in this region:

Colfax, WA. Ya don't *dare* go even 1 mile over the limit; those town cops are out for blood every out-of-town nickel they can seize. LOL

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)

266 There are some men who are natural basses from early adolescence. They’ll never sound like a low-T soiboi because they aren’t. Also vocal fry and up-talk drive me up the wall. Vocal reminds me of an aristocratic English villain. Up-talk gives me the impression the speaker is uncertain about everything she is saying. I wish they were not the accent of the future, but young women, raising their kids without a dad, have an overwhelming influence on how their children talk.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:08 AM (IAdFa)

267 American accents are mostly memories of various regional English dialects. I was lucky enough to visit England a few years back when it was still fun, and I found the London accent nearly incomprehensible. However, the accent around York and Yorkshire sounded like a slightly different American accent that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. Very easy on the ears.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:04 AM (y4wXR)

For many years my father worked with, and business-partnered with a Brit from Slough, England. Guy named Bert, and a real fine person. So I got long exposure to the Slough accent. Years later, I met another Brit whose accent sounded similar to me. I asked him, "are you from Slough?" "No, about 15 miles south of there."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:08 AM (1z8ji)

268 Fire in the firepit is mostly burned out. The starter armatures, bonded with epoxy, that I put in there are glowing red hot. I presume the epoxy has been cooked out of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:10 AM (1z8ji)

269 I'm not entirely sure the Brits even know how to speak English.

Posted by: tcn in AK


Professor Higgins has entered the chat.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:11 AM (IAdFa)

270 1Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 12:00 AM (w6EFb)

The things I have learned from leftists just letting them assume by default I am one of them. Its not the same as how they talk when they think you're a "Republican". Won't surprise anyone here but here goes -

One, most of their "solutions" come down to mass extermination or forced/secret sterilization

Two, they hate blacks, thinks spanish people are dirty, muslims are backward inbreds, and that women are easily lead social climbing whores

Three they think everybody else is dumb. Everybody, not just people who disagree.

Note again I said leftists, not leftards. Leftards (useful idiots) are slightly more diverse.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:14 AM (vE0+H)

271 Thought it would be 2am at least

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 12:15 AM (Ia/+0)

272 Why the hell would anyone need viagra chewing gum?? That’s just bizarre.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:15 AM (6YiIr)

273 I just went to Lyrics Genius and read what it had to say about the "Choosin' Texas" song.
Learned a new word: "metonymy."
Kewl.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 30, 2026 12:15 AM (2Ez/1)

274 261 Accents are fun; generally people who are good musically (at least with vocals) are very good at imitating accents, I think it has to do with having what we call a good ear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:04 AM (y4wXR)


I read somewhere that when transplants 'lose' their accent, they're speaking through the musical center of the brain, essentially 'singing' their words in a way. Which is why it comes roaring back under strong emotion: they're just speaking through the language center, which never changed.

I think there's commonly a connection between stand-up comics and musical ability, for that reason. Even when they're not mimicking accents, a lot of what they do is performing a specific attitude or feeling, and a text-to-speech program would not get the same effect at all. So I think it's more like birdsong than lecture.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 12:16 AM (Sy6m/)

275 He got pulled over by a police officer ON FOOT....for going 21mph in a 15. It was a spendy mistake.
Posted by: NC Ref at July 29, 2026 10:45 PM (JLqL/)

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CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!

Posted by: Gomer Pyle at July 30, 2026 12:17 AM (u/oMr)

276 Howdy TRex & Horde! Nice ONT!

We have a "famous speed trap town" in this region:

Colfax, WA. Ya don't *dare* go even 1 mile over the limit; those town cops are out for blood every out-of-town nickel they can seize. LOL
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)


This.
(Go Cougs!)

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2026 12:18 AM (2WIwB)

277 Note again I said leftists, not leftards. Leftards (useful idiots) are slightly more diverse.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:14 AM (vE0+H)

Leftism of the kind you describe is a warped and wicked form of religious belief, and can only really be understood in those terms. Just like Stalinists, the only true Duty they recognize is to always display Loyalty to the Party. This provides them absolution for any and all other moral flaws, to the point that they delight in demonstrating how little conventional morality of any kind means to them.

And this is also why a Helicopter ride with Pinochet Ocean Tours is the effective way of dealing with them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:21 AM (6YiIr)

278 Colfax, WA. Ya don't *dare* go even 1 mile over the limit; those town cops are out for blood every out-of-town nickel they can seize. LOL
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)


It used to be Tenino WA once upon a time, back before the I-5.

[buffs nails] Family used to live there

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 12:22 AM (rbvCR)

279 And this is also why a Helicopter ride with Pinochet Ocean Tours is the effective way of dealing with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:21 AM (6YiIr)

Well, half a helicopter ride, anyway. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:22 AM (1z8ji)

280 Is that pronounced like the Slough of Despond from Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress? Of course, then the question is, is that pronounced like enough or like slaughter? Merriam-Webster sides with the latter.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:23 AM (IAdFa)

281 Is that pronounced like the Slough of Despond from Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress? Of course, then the question is, is that pronounced like enough or like slaughter? Merriam-Webster sides with the latter.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:23 AM (IAdFa)

The town? Rhymes with "cow". A seasonal pond here in Prairie Alberta? Rhymes with "Sue".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 12:25 AM (1z8ji)

282 272 Why the hell would anyone need viagra chewing gum?? That’s just bizarre.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:15 AM (6YiIr)


What, you can’t do it and chew gum at the same time?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:26 AM (IAdFa)

283 Hannity to Netanyahu:

"It scares me in this sense. For you, you travel internationally, God forbid you had a medical emergency, and you need to land, and you're about to land in a country that recognizes the ICC. It could complicate things. Do you worry about that?"

"Yeah, I think about it," Netanyahu responded. "You know, we have special forces around. I served for five years."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:26 AM (+yTe/)

284 This provides them absolution for any and all other moral flaws, to the point that they delight in demonstrating how little conventional morality of any kind means to them.

......

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:21 AM (6YiIr)

I cannot pick a hole in this. Any of it.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2026 12:27 AM (vE0+H)

285
The town? Rhymes with "cow". A seasonal pond here in Prairie Alberta? Rhymes with "Sue".


Merriam-Webster says it to rhyme with cow.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:31 AM (IAdFa)

286 President Donald Trump told the White House Correspondents' Dinner that Somali American Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) should "get the hell out of our country," calling her "low-IQ."

Omar responded on X: "The idiot who runs our country... doesn't have the courage or evidence to come after me. Trump is the one who needs to get the hell out of our country because he is destroying it and making us the laughing stock of the world."
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He should take that as a challenge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:31 AM (+yTe/)

287
I think there's commonly a connection between stand-up comics and musical ability, for that reason. Even when they're not mimicking accents, a lot of what they do is performing a specific attitude or feeling, and a text-to-speech program would not get the same effect at all. So I think it's more like birdsong than lecture.
Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 12:16 AM (Sy6m/)

That’s an interesting connection; I never would have thought of it, but it makes good sense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 12:32 AM (6YiIr)

288 Thanks for the Nicko vid. I always get a kick out of him. He's a great drummer and seems like a "normal" dude, and really goofy (if you've heard his "Listen With Nicko" tracks you know). I've seen them live a couple of times; bummer he retired but why not, he put in his time.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 30, 2026 12:34 AM (9ZFZd)

289 The town? Rhymes with "cow". A seasonal pond here in Prairie Alberta? Rhymes with "Sue".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Out here it would be pronounced slou(soft f) slouf.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:35 AM (+yTe/)

290 Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 12:16 AM (Sy6m/)

That’s an interesting connection; I never would have thought of it, but it makes good sense.

Posted by: Tom Servo
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Country singer, Mel Tillis has a terrible stutter. Says, when he talks he sings it in his mind. You would never know that he's a stutterer.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:37 AM (+yTe/)

291 Joyenz, Hello!
Posted by: Bulg at July 29, 2026 11:15 PM (77rzZ)

Hey Bulg! I hope you are well.

Posted by: Joyenz at July 30, 2026 12:40 AM (2F0/Y)

292
Out here it would be pronounced slou(soft f) slouf.
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Better written Slawf.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:40 AM (+yTe/)

293 He should take that as a challenge.
Posted by: Braenyard

Ohplease ohplease ohplease!

That bitch needs to go back to her home shithole.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)

294 >> Country singer, Mel Tillis has a terrible stutter

*Had*. Just looked it up, he passed in 2017, age 85.

His daughter Pam is now 69. She was the Cleopatra, the Queen of Denial:

https://t.ly/dp55M

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

295 Why do I suppose that the English city of Slough is pronounced similar to "Slaw" or "Slow"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 12:52 AM (rbvCR)

296 I was born in Lubbock TX, but my father was brought up early on in OK such that he had the midwestern dialect that is taught in broadcasting schools. Also my mother didn’t want to sound “southern” probably due to a conflict with her mother (that grandmother had a strong east Texas accent). The result being I sound like an American broadcaster. In graduate school, people would say, I can’t believe you’re from Texas, thinking they were complimenting me. I was also once cursed from a dorm window (grad school) for literally whistling Dixie.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 12:53 AM (IAdFa)

297
About an hour before high loon, tonight. Buck Moon high loon. And it's not looming so low this lunation. About 10 degrees higher than last month. Still sort yellowish, as it pretty hazy. No smoke here really.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 12:54 AM (w6EFb)

298
President Donald Trump told the White House Correspondents' Dinner that Somali American Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) should "get the hell out of our country," calling her "low-IQ."

Posted by: Braenyard

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I'm disappointed that JD Vance doesn't seem to have found anything on her. He was kind of barking up the wrong tree on the brother marriage. The immigration fraud is that she lied about her identity. Her whole family did.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2026 12:58 AM (mmrXZ)

299 Billboard Top 10:

2020-2023:
🔵 Rap music: 34%
🔴 Country music: 7%

2025-2026:
🔴 Country music: 27%
🔵 Rap music: 17%

This is a pretty major cultural shift

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:58 AM (+yTe/)

300 Yes it's crap country or corporate country but it's not rap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:59 AM (+yTe/)

301 Vance isn't getting up to speed, he's professorial or senatorial.
Mario is picking up Trump style and tempo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 01:01 AM (+yTe/)

302 I'm so irritated with work I'm taking the last 1/2 hour as a break. They're going to pay me to do nothing. I decided.
Time to threaten to seek greener pastures and see how that works out.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2026 01:02 AM (npR/Y)

303 I have never found any appeal in rap “music,” if it can be called that. But that’s just me.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 01:02 AM (IAdFa)

304 Watched a time-travel movie. Pretty good special effects for a low-budget film. Low-key slow-build, not too many time-travel paradoxies, and satisfying enough on conclusion, which is always important.

"Norman" (2020, 1h45m)
https://youtu.be/GRHTVugkks4

Beats most of the junk we've watched this month. Did I mention it's free?

Now it's time to say good-night. Good night. Sleep tight.

Oh, here's an old song appropriate for the man of the day (for certain loose values of "man"):
https://youtu.be/F-ZRTzEgM-I

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - merrily merrily merrily merrily at July 30, 2026 01:05 AM (/YSzp)

305 I was just listening today to Gene Autry singing “The TB Blues,” the song Jimmie Rodgers wrote about his own condition. You can’t get more authentically country than that. As Jimmie wrote, in his day, “there ain’t nobody licked the TB blues”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 01:07 AM (IAdFa)

306 *slides a beer over to Reforger*

F it, you're off the virtual clock!

youtu.be/mKc_Ej8RiVs

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)

307 Why do I suppose that the English city of Slough is pronounced similar to "Slaw" or "Slow"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2026 12:52 AM (rbvCR)

It rhymes with "cow". Bert, who came from there, told me so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 01:14 AM (1z8ji)

308 Church had movie night tonight. The Sheep Detectives. Pretty good, funny, and sweet.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 01:14 AM (aJQbY)

309 >> I have never found any appeal in rap “music,”

I'd rather listen to fingernails on the chalkboard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 01:19 AM (w6EFb)

310 Colfax, WA. Ya don't *dare* go even 1 mile over the limit; those town cops are out for blood every out-of-town nickel they can seize. LOL
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)

I hate to say get off my lawn but it was notorious for being a speed trap in 1981 as well. I used to visit my less fortunate friends at WSMoo on our way to Moscow for a 19 year old drinking age. Don’t speed in Colfax.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 30, 2026 01:19 AM (6NwPU)

311
Just saw this. Jared Isaacman, talking about moonbases and such: "Never bet against a well-capitalized Elon."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 01:25 AM (w6EFb)

312 LOL, Pete Bog! Yes, Colfax has been *notorious* for decades-- all I'm saying is that it still is.

Lawn? Hahaha. I'll borrow a pair of football cleats, and aerate it for ya.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:26 AM (rdVOm)

313
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 30, 2026 01:14 AM (aJQbY)

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Dave! Any word on the job?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2026 01:29 AM (mmrXZ)

314 But seriously, Pete Bog, I think we're roughly the same age, IIANM.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:32 AM (rdVOm)

315 Since we're off on linguistics, I have a bone to pick.
*pulls over soapbox*
"math" vs "maths". Punchline first: that " s" is an abomination.
The word mathematic is an adjective.
The word mathematics is a noun.
The word math is an abbreviation of mathematics, abbreviated by eliminating everything after the "h". You don't get to throw out everything, then just grab the " s" and stick it on the end. When the word is used it's used as a noun.
If "maths" was an actual word, it would be a plural of an adjective, which is silly.
Therefore, the proper word is math, dammit!
Now, how did we wind up with people actually writing the word maths?
ESL. American STEM has been taken over by foreign students, almost all of which have ESL English. The first place I ever heard it, and for a long time thereafter, was from the mouths of non-native speakers. I assume that this was the way they were taught in their native land. You can't be surprised that a bunch of foreign nerds missed the subtleties of a singular (mostly) noun having a "s" on the end and that the non-s version isn't a noun. So, adding the "s" seems ok.
(cont)

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 01:36 AM (RIlaO)

316 Hubby was calm today, much better than Saturday! Was able to trim his beard & 'lectric shave the rest of his face & neck without issues. Whew! He was getting scruffy...

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:37 AM (rdVOm)

317 (cont)
Then, there is the fact that the "th" sound followed by the "s" sound is extraordinarily difficult for American speakers, but for a foriegner, is just another pecadillo of the anarchic English language.
So, "maths" has wormed its way into our conversations, but I refuse to use it, and I call on every red-blooded American to resist this corruption!

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 01:37 AM (RIlaO)

318 Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 01:36 AM

I thought "maths" was a silly Brit thing.

:shrug:

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

319 299 Billboard Top 10:
...
This is a pretty major cultural shift
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:58 AM (+yTe/)


As others have noted, it would look just like that if half the support for rap were a CIA op (through USAID cutouts) to debase and divide the culture, demoralizing the country as battlefield prep for a soft coup. It isn't proof, but it fails to disconfirm the hypothesis.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 01:39 AM (Sy6m/)

320
The "maths" vs "math" is American and Canadian vs Commonwealth country thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 01:39 AM (w6EFb)

321
The 's' in mathematics is not a plural indicator. And likewise it's not a plural in "maths" either. There's name for that form of the s suffix, which I forget.

It's the same as the s in politics, logistics, physics, a more archaic way of turning an adjective into a noun.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 01:42 AM (w6EFb)

322 Mom (RIP) was an English major, taught at both WSU and UI core English courses, but also taught ESL. She was fluent in Spanish & French, and could pick up other languages very easily. I have many of her foreign language materials... wow.

Arabic, Russian, Tagalog, Cantonese, Mandarin, Japanese...

She was amazing. Loved working with the foreign students and learning about their home lands and cultures.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:44 AM (rdVOm)

323 You only need to stand on one soap bock.

Posted by: Dark Lix at July 30, 2026 01:46 AM (DZ9Lv)

324 BOC > bock!

youtu.be/-Q595rAU-tQ

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:47 AM (rdVOm)

325 319 299 Billboard Top 10:
...
This is a pretty major cultural shift
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2026 12:58 AM (+yTe/)

As others have noted, it would look just like that if half the support for rap were a CIA op (through USAID cutouts) to debase and divide the culture, demoralizing the country as battlefield prep for a soft coup. It isn't proof, but it fails to disconfirm the hypothesis.
Posted by: SciVo



Yeah, it's fun to yell CIA OP at everything but sometimes, at least with music, shifts happen. Sometimes to something 'new' and sometimes it's something old. Ella Langley is a throwback. She's not plying any new ground. She's taking an established sound and making it sound new. Nothing wrong with that and it's working. I like her.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 30, 2026 01:48 AM (sAmhv)

326 Maybe (c)rap "music" is merely starting to burn itself out?

C'mon... how many iterations of drugs/ho's/ whatever can people stand, before they get bored?

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 01:50 AM (rdVOm)

327 325: Adding to my post

Every generation listens to their own music. Usually the opposite of what their parents listen to.

I'm hoping Ella Langley breaks all the records. The howling banshees that make up the Beyonce and Taylor Swift fan base will be worth it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 30, 2026 01:51 AM (sAmhv)

328 The howling banshees that make up the Beyonce and Taylor Swift fan base weep and wail will be worth it.


Need an edit option.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 30, 2026 01:53 AM (sAmhv)

329
The differences between English speaking countries are fascinating. I think we Americans are the only ones that really say "zee" instead of "zed" for the letter 'z' for instance. Canadians say zed. But they use "math" instead of "maths", which the Brits, Aussies, NZers, and South Africans say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 01:54 AM (w6EFb)

330 I plead the fifth.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 30, 2026 02:01 AM (ibDUx)

331 Hi, Debby.

A fifth? Wooooo, I'll just set the bottle on the bar for you!

Oh. Wait...

*pours Chivas*

How are you tonight?

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:03 AM (rdVOm)

332
Well, having Grok go over this, it's a bit more "nuanced" than that. It's not the 's' suffix alone, but "-ics", which ultimately came from the Ancient Greek Homo "-ikos", meaning "pertaining to". There was a plural form, "-ika".

That became "-ica" in Latin, and got into English as "-ic" in the 16th century, as and adjectival form. "-ics" thus became the noun form.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:03 AM (w6EFb)

333
For the formal Latin form, look no further than "Principia Mathematica".

That title alone is for a huge tome by Whitehead and Russel on the foundations of mathematics.

And as "Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica". That's Isaac Newton's seminal treatise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:08 AM (w6EFb)

334 Hi JQ, I am good thanks, glad to see that your Hubby had a better day today.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 30, 2026 02:10 AM (ibDUx)

335 I've never understood the attraction of Chivas.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 02:11 AM (DZ9Lv)

336 *Philosophy of Mathematics* (selected readings)

Another title that I may or may not ever get around to reading...

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:11 AM (rdVOm)

337
And if you want to be true to classical Latin pronunciation, you would pronounce "principia" with a hard 'k' sound, prin-kih-pee-uh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:12 AM (w6EFb)

338 It's my personal preference, of course, but you have to admit that the tongue movement required to move from "th" to "s" is awkward and sounds affected.
It sounds like a lisp, which is probably why the Brits like it.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 02:13 AM (RIlaO)

339 I've never understood the attraction of... *many* flavors of alcohol, LOL. But everyone has their favorite.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:13 AM (rdVOm)

340 Sometimes to something 'new' and sometimes it's something old. Ella Langley is a throwback. She's not plying any new ground. She's taking an established sound and making it sound new. Nothing wrong with that and it's working. I like her.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 30, 2026 01:48 AM (sAmhv)

I listened to her from the link above. No horrible, nor is it wonderful. Country Muzak. Simply does not grab me at all. Bland is the byword.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 02:15 AM (1z8ji)

341 youtu.be/-Q595rAU-tQ
Posted by: JQ

Great song. Spectres is a great album. The Bouchard brothers wrote some great songs.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 02:15 AM (DZ9Lv)

342
You might make the argument the Brits should say "mathics". :-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

343
Dave! Any word on the job?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Woops, found it at 151. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2026 02:18 AM (mmrXZ)

344 You want a tear-jerking female country singer, I give you the late Toni Price:

https://youtu.be/Lo0oRiEooog

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 02:18 AM (1z8ji)

345 When I was working in a bar, I and a few coworkers were wondering about various liquors.

Seemed that more fights were kindled by the *tequila drinkers* than other drinkers.

We wondered: Was is the tequila? Or, was it something else in common with those individuals having *a preference* for it?

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)

346 That title alone is for a huge tome by Whitehead and Russel on the foundations of mathematics.
Posted by: publius,
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I ran into that when I was in high school. I really got into the formal logic.
Then they got into the weeds on cipherin' and lost me... or rather, I got lost.
Since I are a injuneer, I never got past vector calc and linear algebra, so I never felt the need to get back to it.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 02:21 AM (RIlaO)

347 Down to 375 words to excise from my appeal brief, down from 4,200. It's getting really challenging without eliminating entire arguments which I don't want to have to do (because they're all brilliant).

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 02:21 AM (DZ9Lv)

348
Newton's Prin-kip-ia is still considered the greatest scientific work of all time, the Shakespeare of physics.

The Voyager Golden Records contains an excerpt from Principia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:25 AM (w6EFb)

349 We wondered: Was is the tequila? Or, was it something else in common with those individuals having *a preference* for it?
Posted by: JQ
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Cultural association?
It's Mexican booze, and thereby associated with Mexican honor culture and machismo?
In my short tenure as a bartender in a working class bar in a mill town, it was just plain beer that was associated with most fights, but that's probably because liquor was beyond the economic circumstance of most of the clientele.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 02:30 AM (RIlaO)

350 345 When I was working in a bar, I and a few coworkers were wondering about various liquors.

Seemed that more fights were kindled by the *tequila drinkers* than other drinkers.

We wondered: Was is the tequila? Or, was it something else in common with those individuals having *a preference* for it?
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:19 AM (rdVOm)


An ageless question. My take is that tequila lends itself to fast drinking. If you want to feel it and quickly, then shots are the way. No mixers, no sipping. And there are crappy tequilas and sipping tequilas, but as long as you avoid the well ones or the expensive ones, you're set for a good shooter, that actually has some flavor but will go down smooth.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 02:31 AM (Sy6m/)

351 Fetterman is the Waffle House of seriousness.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 30, 2026 02:32 AM (w6EFb)

352 Debby, I've been making sure that hubby gets a "Powerade" at lunch time, since nephrologist suggested he needed more electrolytes and better hydration.

Improvement!

Abdominal ultrasound & gastro. appt coming up in a couple of weeks. Hoping he won't be difficult to manage at that time.

Hubby is like a box of chocolates now-- just hoping to get through the next appointments & see if there's been any major *internal* change.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:32 AM (rdVOm)

353 "it was just plain beer that was associated with most fights, but that's probably because liquor was beyond the economic circumstance of most of the clientele"

ZZ Top didn't call the song "Beer Raisers and Hell Drinkers".

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 02:35 AM (DZ9Lv)

354 Well, I think I may have gotten my old flip phone to stay on the network. Had to edit the APN in settings. I drop-tested the damned Titan Pocket this afternoon after the cocksucker went into "Game Mode" twice in 5 minutes. When that happened, the only way to exit "Game Mode" (whatever the fuck that is) was to reboot the fucker. I just lost patience with it, and hurled it onto the concrete floor. Then I threw it in the burn barrel, and had to fish it out to salvage the SIM cards out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 02:39 AM (1z8ji)

355 Buddhaha & SciVo...

Excellent insights, both!

We're talking about north Idaho (wannabe) cowboys, beer-drinkin' weekend tough guys on Friday/Saturday night LOL. Not so much a matter of cultural honor, as these were younger "good ol' boys."

I think, in this case, that SciVo is more correct: slamming shots & getting the *hit* quicker.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

356
I was just reading the preface to Principia.

"In this sense rational mechanics will be the science of motions resulting from any forces whatsoever, and of the forces required to produce any motions, accurately proposed and demonstrated. This part of mechanics was cultivated by the ancients in the five powers which relate to manual arts, who considered gravity (it not being a manual power, no otherwise than as it moved weights by those powers. Our design not respecting arts, but philosophy, and our subject not manual but natural powers, we consider chiefly those things which relate to gravity, levity, elastic force, the resistance of fluids, and the like forces, whether attractive or impulsive; and therefore we offer this work as the mathematical principles of philosophy; for all the difficulty of philosophy seems to consist in this—from the phænomena of motions to investigate the forces of nature, and then from these forces to demonstrate the other phænomena;"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:40 AM (w6EFb)

357
Then he goes on to apologize that his derivation of the motions of the Moon are imperfect.

Newton said the motion of the Moon was the only thing that gave him a headache.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:42 AM (w6EFb)

358 Anyway, now looking for a new phone. No Apple shit, no Android shit with Gurgle. Looking at Fairphone (pricey), and BraX3, not so pricey. Unclear if either will ship to Canuckistan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 02:42 AM (1z8ji)

359 Fauci made me wax nostalgic.

Good times!

https://tinyurl.com/ysvjvrmy

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 02:46 AM (D0X9e)

360

Newton's IQ was probably 190ish. That's 6-sigma. When you appreciate what he did there, well, you can believe it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:49 AM (w6EFb)

361 JQ, I'm feelling like a big spender!

Give me a whole bottle of your best single malt:

https://tinyurl.com/5a63955b

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 02:50 AM (D0X9e)

362 I think that "speed" is the correct answer.
I haven't spent enough time in bars recently to comment on present day economics, but back then, beer was the superior choice, economically. A 12 oz beer at 6.5% ABV for 25¢ delivers about 0.78 oz of C2H5OH, vs a 1.5 oz shot of 80 proof Seagrams 7 for 50¢ only giving 0.6 oz of ethanol. 30% more at half the price w/beer.
But, delivery to the brain has to be 4 or 5 times faster.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 02:53 AM (RIlaO)

363 Newton's IQ was probably 190ish.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 02:49 AM (w6EFb)
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That must come down.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2026 02:54 AM (D0X9e)

364 AOP-- I have a TracFone.

Alcatel flip phone with "Kai"OS. It doesn't work with my car's system, which is fine with me.

Ordered it from a'zon some years ago, don't know if similar is even available anymore. It's 4G, so probably good enough for a while yet. (?)

I dread getting pushed into having a "smart" phone. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)

365 I love some of the arcane Latin phrasing of things.

"De motu corporum in gyrum". The motion of bodies in orbit. That was Newton's derivation of Kepler's Laws. It's pure poetry. Shakespeare indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 03:02 AM (w6EFb)

366 https://tinyurl.com/5a63955b
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Not at all surprised. Sure it's been happening since the very beginning of ebt.

It's been fraud, all the way down.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:02 AM (rdVOm)

367 AOP-- I have a TracFone.

Alcatel flip phone with "Kai"OS. It doesn't work with my car's system, which is fine with me.

Ordered it from a'zon some years ago, don't know if similar is even available anymore. It's 4G, so probably good enough for a while yet. (?)

I dread getting pushed into having a "smart" phone. Ugh.
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:54 AM (rdVOm)

TracFone doesn't exist in Canada. We have about the world's most expensive cellular service, and it is an oligopoly. I am using my old flip phone a Plum Ram, which is a ruggedized flip phone. But it cannot do internet browsing, and texting is a royal pain. I got the Titan pocket, which had a physical keyboard like my old Blackberry, which was a good phone. BUt it always had quirky behavior, and would default to some weird settings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 03:03 AM (1z8ji)

368 Anyway, now looking for a new phone. No Apple shit, no Android shit with Gurgle. Looking at Fairphone (pricey), and BraX3, not so pricey. Unclear if either will ship to Canuckistan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I have a Kyocera flip phone that I can bounce off the wall or drop.in a pool. Get a plan that allows the phone to act as a hotspot (the phone does it, but Verizon wants extra $ to enable it) and use an Android tablet when you need something other than text or voice. The only disadvantage that I've encountered is that most tablets don't include the accelerometers and high precision GPS that fancy phones do, which makes them useless for some apps.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 03:04 AM (RIlaO)

369
Heh, when Newton was working all that out, his secretary, also named Newton wrote that he would forget "his food, his sleep, and his clothes".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 03:05 AM (w6EFb)

370 I have a Kyocera flip phone that I can bounce off the wall or drop.in a pool. Get a plan that allows the phone to act as a hotspot (the phone does it, but Verizon wants extra $ to enable it) and use an Android tablet when you need something other than text or voice. The only disadvantage that I've encountered is that most tablets don't include the accelerometers and high precision GPS that fancy phones do, which makes them useless for some apps.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 03:04 AM (RIlaO)

I don't need an Android (haaaack, ptui) tablet. I have several laptops already. And I don't use any apps.at.all. So I don't need the location shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 03:09 AM (1z8ji)

371 Excellent insights, both!

We're talking about north Idaho (wannabe) cowboys, beer-drinkin' weekend tough guys on Friday/Saturday night LOL. Not so much a matter of cultural honor, as these were younger "good ol' boys."

I think, in this case, that SciVo is more correct: slamming shots & getting the *hit* quicker.
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)


I went for a quick 20-minute walk, and while I was out, realized that there are two paths to the same correlation. One is the obvious: drink faster, get looser, and be more inclined to fighting from artificial stupidity.

There other is the two sharing a common cause, which could be the case with young country boys. Higher muscle mass means it takes more booze get the same effect, so they drink faster just to feel something. And, it also means higher testosterone. So, the faster drinking (and tequila preference) and being feisty could spring from the same source, rather than one causing the other.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:09 AM (Sy6m/)

372 Sweet dreams Horde, I am weary.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 30, 2026 03:10 AM (ibDUx)

373 Best of luck with finding a decent phone, AOP. Let me know if you find something affordable, that isn't apple or android!

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:10 AM (rdVOm)

374 'Night, Debby. Rest easy!

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:11 AM (rdVOm)

375 Nite, Debby!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 03:11 AM (1z8ji)

376
303 I have never found any appeal in rap “music,” if it can be called that. But that’s just me.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 30, 2026 01:02 AM (IAdFa)

It’s not music. At best it’s rhythmic narration, rough poetry recitations.

But all the “poetry” stinks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 30, 2026 03:11 AM (6YiIr)

377 TracFone doesn't exist in Canada.
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None of the MVNOs will even roam into Canada. My Verizon phone connected fine in BC and Alberta (I wasn't crazy about the bills, later), but some guys I knew with Tracfones, etc, had no service.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 03:14 AM (RIlaO)

378 It’s not music. At best it’s rhythmic narration, rough poetry recitations.

But all the “poetry” stinks.
Posted by: Tom Servo

It's the sound of thugs-- whining about their pitiful, violent, worthless existence.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:18 AM (rdVOm)

379 The cheap beer fighters in dive bars are drinking is 4-5%, not 6.5%. And any whiskey on an empty stomach is going to hit a lot faster, and harder, than beer.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 03:20 AM (DZ9Lv)

380 Maybe a TracFone would be ok while you're in the US, AOP... and save the $$$$ unit for when you're back in Canada? I dunno. It's a PITA either way.

I actually have 2 phones, one was hubby's. It's nice to have a backup, now that landline is gone.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

381 It's the sound of thugs-- whining about their pitiful, violent, worthless existence.
Posted by: JQ



TBF, pitiful, violent, worthless existence has been the subject matter of plenty of music genre's. Sex Pistols, for example. Not defending rap, don't like it at all. (One exception. The music video for Sabotage by the Beastie Boys, is kind of awesome).

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come. at July 30, 2026 03:23 AM (sAmhv)

382 You're right, Puddleglum.

There's a lot of music out there, about *bad lives* but rap just... well, let's just say it doesn't evoke any sympathy or empathy or sense of camaraderie from me.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:28 AM (rdVOm)

383
I had forgotten about this, but Newton was accused on introducing occult agencies into this with the (instantaneous) inverse square law of gravity. "Spooky action at a distance" in more modern language.

Netwon simply said "hypotheses non fingo." -- I formulate no hypothesis. This is Feynmanesque centuries before. I don't know why it does this, but this explains why things move the way they do.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 03:29 AM (w6EFb)

384 Maybe a TracFone would be ok while you're in the US, AOP... and save the $$$$ unit for when you're back in Canada? I dunno. It's a PITA either way.

I actually have 2 phones, one was hubby's. It's nice to have a backup, now that landline is gone.
Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:21 AM (rdVOm)

I have a Ting account, and SIM card, for when I am in the USA. Same phone, just switch providers. Many phones now support dual SIMS. I used to just swap out the SIMS, too. A busy month, and my Ting bill is about 20 dollars. $6/month keeps it active. Roaming charges on my Canadian phone could run six bucks for one damned call.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 03:29 AM (1z8ji)

385 I've linked this before; it's like rap for people who hate rap. Some white boys sacrificed a nice, bright pop tune to set Easy-E to music. The contrast is stark, since his lyrics could be titled "Confessions Of A Psychopath" and no one would accuse them of being mislabeled. But it really is an amusing juxtaposition.

Dynamite Hack - Boyz In The Hood
https://youtu.be/EZNFo5lL4iw

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:29 AM (Sy6m/)

386 Well, getting real late here. I am going to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2026 03:31 AM (1z8ji)

387 I actually have 2 phones, one was hubby's. It's nice to have a backup, now that landline is gone.
Posted by: JQ
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As long as they are on different carriers networks, you have a real backup. If they aren't you're only protected from a bad phone, not network issues.
This is a real.problem with MVNOs. For instance, both Consumer Cellular and Pure Talk run over AT&Ts network. Mint, OTOH, is on T-Mobile. If you're not aware of these factors, you may have a false sense of security.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 30, 2026 03:33 AM (RIlaO)

388 Dynamite Hack - Boyz In The Hood
https://youtu.be/EZNFo5lL4iw
Posted by: SciVo

Ugh. Sorry, man... sounds like a gangbanger nodding on dope. Bleh.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:34 AM (rdVOm)

389 Buddhaha, they're on the same network. Yes, I'm really only concerned about a *phone* failure.

I'm retired. Not dependent upon having 24/7 connectivity for business. Just a simple bumpkin, if you will. LOL.

Only kept the landline in case hubby had an emergency, because cell service can be iffy here. Now, he's in nursing home & I can relax a bit.

Posted by: JQ at July 30, 2026 03:39 AM (rdVOm)

390
It wasn't until Einstein and General Relativity that the spooky action at a distance thing was resolved. No, gravity doesn't propagate instantaneously, it moves at a finite speed, and you guessed it, that's the speed of light.

Not that it's that simple. Einstein is 10 coupled non-linear partial differential equations in 10 unknown functions of 4 variables (spacetime).

And, in the weak field, low velocity limit, it looks very, very close to instantaneous inverse square. But it's not, it moving at the speed of light.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 03:43 AM (w6EFb)

391 Also true of electrons 'knowing' that a circuit has been closed. They may drift at 6 m/s, and it may appear that they all start instantly throughout the circuit, but there is supposedly a front to the motion that travels at the speed of light.

Posted by: SciVo at July 30, 2026 03:50 AM (Sy6m/)

392 >> but there is supposedly a front to the motion that travels at the speed of light.

Yes, and it's quite slick, and the transmission line equations can show it, and you don't need full 3D field theory.

Take a simple DC circuit, battery, with a switch feeding a two wire line. Close the switch. A voltage and current wave pulse moves down the line at light speed (well, something close, LC product that would be c for the vacuum). The magnitude of that current pulse is just V/Z, where Z is the characteristic impedance.

If there is no load at the end of the wire, just an open circuit, there is a reflected wave that bounces back toward the source, also at c. That just cancels the current, and the steady state is I = 0.

If the load is exactly equal to Z, no reflected wave, and the same current flows steady state. If less than Z, the reflected wave makes more current flow. It's a very cool thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 03:57 AM (w6EFb)

393
And this also shows that's it's not the electrons (or whatever charge carriers) that carry the energy down the line, but the field itself. The energy moves at c, not at the drift velocity.

But yet you still need those charge carriers, and low resistance in the wire for it to work.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 03:59 AM (w6EFb)

394 A close job again today, we had them, hust I didn't get to go

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:05 AM (Ia/+0)

395
So, the source doesn't know what the load is until (at least) the two-way light travel time has elapsed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 30, 2026 04:07 AM (w6EFb)

396 Balvenie 12 single barrel is yum.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at July 30, 2026 04:41 AM (DZ9Lv)

397 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2026 04:50 AM (Ia/+0)

Wednesday Cafe

tissingtonpeaklass1.jpg
Village of Tissington in the Peak District
@peaklass1

Puppy is having a nightmare so an adult dog comes over.

Fashionably furry bag.

Senior dog is full of love.

This puppy is too cute.

Bringing home the new puppy.

Cat Action Photography!


Mom needs some meow-time.

According to Grok, it's real:

The post displays a heartwarming video of an orangutan named Suryia playfully interacting with, carrying, and bottle-feeding tiger cubs at Myrtle Beach Safari in South Carolina.
Filmed in 2015, the clip shows the male orangutan mimicking human caretakers after they bottle-fed rejected cubs, leading to daily supervised play and bonding sessions.
Replies question if the footage is AI-generated, but it is authentic and predates current AI video tech, having amassed tens of millions of views over the past decade.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 XXXX to Ace, my love.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:22 PM (hzuYO)

2 It's Wednesday, and we're 60% of the way there!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

4 4st!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2026 07:25 PM (j381Y)

5 Picture would be a good 1000 piece puzzle

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

6 *buffs nails*

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2026 07:26 PM (j381Y)

7 Not quite halfway in latest Movie ranking video but these long ones are not 1 sitting. Getting time for bed soon

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

8 *buffs nails*
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2026 07:26 PM


The Fourth was with you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

9 Cafe time! Woohoo! Dinner is cooking. My abs are sore. My glutes are sore. I am whiney. Sorry.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:29 PM (OoFl2)

10 Our 10mo old baby girl and siblings have a Golden, who grew up with toddler brother and baby older sister.

Penny (the dog) is patient and kind as baby grabs fist fulls of her fur with both hands, laughing. I then have to wash her hands before the fists of fur go into her mouth.

Goldens are the sweetest of doggies and I am very biased after knowing 3 of them. Always smiling and wanting to please.

I now want a baby lamb. And I dream of riding a horse on a beach...that horse must know the route. I figured he'd bolt at the tunnel, but nope!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:30 PM (hzuYO)

11 The Cafe is a happy place so I'm going to take my vitriolic mood and sit back here.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:32 PM (abScH)

12 11 The Cafe is a happy place so I'm going to take my vitriolic mood and sit back here.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29,

I will come sit with you. If I can sit. But I won’t whine anymore, promise.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:32 PM (OoFl2)

13 Willowed:

164 I have an idea.

Let's give Canada Minnesota in exchange for Alberta.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 29, 2026 07:30 PM (w3u3d)

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 29, 2026 07:33 PM (w3u3d)

14 Piper your kindness is infectious.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:35 PM (abScH)

15
Baths for Diana and Puff today. Also, we got a replacement check that was applied to a new washing machine for the dog laundry. The incumbent gave up the ghost last week. It did its job well for many years and got used hard. RIP.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 07:36 PM (O0L8i)

16 Too cut puppy is adorable

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

17 Orangangatango~!

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2026 07:39 PM (LHPAg)

18 Hahahaha, I thought I had purchased a peach pie. Pineapple chamoy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:42 PM (abScH)

19 The Cafe is a happy place so I'm going to take my vitriolic mood and sit back here.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29,

I will come sit with you. If I can sit. But I won’t whine anymore, promise.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:32 PM (OoFl2)
====

*doffs dunce cap*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX)

20 Cleo the Bengal kitty has been in my house for almost two weeks now.

I'm still surprised at how remarkably smooth her integration into my house has been so far.

Kaylee's chased her under the couch a couple of times, but so far Kaylee has been behaving today.

I'll probably put Chloe in the library by herself when I go to bed just so I'm not awoken by caterwauling when two strange cats encounter each other in a dark hallway.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:42 PM (FZ29D)

21 Tissington?
Sounds awfully... um, well, you know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 29, 2026 07:44 PM (diia5)

22 Perfessor, congratulations on your new kitty. That is one fortunate cat.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:45 PM (abScH)

23 The Cafe is a happy place so I'm going to take my vitriolic mood and sit back here.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:32 PM


* hands Ben Had a Riedel glass with a nice Rhône *

Good wine, good glass, good friends.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

24 Village of Tissington in the Peak District

Tissington is a village and former civil parish, now in the parish of Tissington and Lea Hall, in the Derbyshire Dales district of Derbyshire, England. In 2001 the parish had a population of 158. The population "Tissington and Lea Hall" at the 2011 census was 159. It is part of the estate of Tissington Hall, owned by the FitzHerbert family since 1465.

In 1125, William Fitz-Herbert was granted the tenancy of Norbury Manor in Norbury, Derbyshire. Nicholas FitzHerbert and his son Ralph purchased it from the priory in 1444. The senior male line of the family held the manor until selling it in 1881. The original charter from King Henry III of England in 1125 has survived.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 29, 2026 07:47 PM (ExV1e)

25 Duncanthrax, you certainly know how to make my mood better.

The subject of the last thread brings out a white hot rage.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:48 PM (abScH)

26 I now want a baby lamb. And I dream of riding a horse on a beach...that horse must know the route. I figured he'd bolt at the tunnel, but nope!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:30 PM (hzuYO)


It used to be a thing to get a bummer lamb, a lamb that was rejected by the ewe for some reason. Sometimes because it was one of twins, or the ewe is sick.
They are a lot of work

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)

27 Island is crawling with people for the pony auction. Weather is very cooperative.

Posted by: Accomack at July 29, 2026 07:50 PM (8jVAy)

28 Perfessor, congratulations on your new kitty. That is one fortunate cat.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:45 PM (abScH)
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Thank you. She really is a blessing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:50 PM (FZ29D)

29 23 The Cafe is a happy place so I'm going to take my vitriolic mood and sit back here.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:32 PM

* hands Ben Had a Riedel glass with a nice Rhône *

Good wine, good glass, good friends.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

***

*sets down plate of snacks*
*joins in*

Posted by: Diogenes at July 29, 2026 07:51 PM (2WIwB)

30 14 Piper your kindness is infectious.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07

You are the best!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:51 PM (Wmg4n)

31 The subject of the last thread brings out a white hot rage.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:48 PM (abScH)
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A lot of today's threads are like that. I'm really glad ace started the Cafe threads to allow us to wind down, relax, and just enjoy each others' company.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

32 A lot of today's threads are like that. I'm really glad ace started the Cafe threads to allow us to wind down, relax, and just enjoy each others' company.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026

Yes. I was very ready for an “I Hate Fauci” timeline cleanse.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:55 PM (Wmg4n)

33 A lot of today's threads are like that. I'm really glad ace started the Cafe threads to allow us to wind down, relax, and just enjoy each others' company.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)
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*discretely checks b.o.*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 07:55 PM (RIvkX)

34 33 A lot of today's threads are like that. I'm really glad ace started the Cafe threads to allow us to wind down, relax, and just enjoy each others' company.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)
=====

*discretely checks b.o.*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026

I lit a bunch of candles. It’s fine.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:56 PM (Wmg4n)

35 A lot of today's threads are like that. I'm really glad ace started the Cafe threads to allow us to wind down, relax, and just enjoy each others' company.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)
__________________________

And then comes Friday and "This Week in Woke" causing me to pull out my stress ball with Hillary's face screen printed on it...or throw rocks at passing cars.

Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2026 07:56 PM (dIske)

36 Yes. I was very ready for an “I Hate Fauci” timeline cleanse.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:55 PM (Wmg4n)


I dug the rest of my potatoes like I said I was going to. 36 lbs in total.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 07:57 PM (rbvCR)

37 It's a break from the daily mindfuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 07:57 PM (NSrIQ)

38 SanFranpsycho, your getting ready to head to Sonoma?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:57 PM (abScH)

39 ---
Thank you. She really is a blessing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
-----

I was concerned about the office takeover.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2026 07:59 PM (XeU6L)

40 Reacquainted myself with operating a bobcat so tomorrow I can shut out the world and mow in complete bliss.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:00 PM (abScH)

41 SanFranpsycho, your getting ready to head to Sonoma?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:57 PM (abScH)
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Yes we went up but back in the city today so Boy F. can work his 2 hours at the bakery. We'll go back up tomorrow. Can't leave Mrs. F., her mother and her sister alone for too long.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 08:00 PM (RIvkX)

42 I was concerned about the office takeover.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2026 07:59 PM (XeU6L)
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Not sure where she's at right now.

She was helping me make dinner a short time ago, but seems to have disappeared.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:01 PM (FZ29D)

43 Piper your kindness is infectious.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07

That may explain the death.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:02 PM (vE0+H)

44 Reacquainted myself with operating a bobcat so tomorrow I can shut out the world and mow in complete bliss.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:00 PM (abScH)


Since when did a Bobcat have a belly mower ? Or somebody run that tracked thing to drag a pull-behind bat-wing ?

Posted by: Cold Hard Truth at July 29, 2026 08:03 PM (af6Hn)

45 ..., big hug to you and Brit lass

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:03 PM (abScH)

46 Cold Hard Truth, a shredder that is front mounted.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:04 PM (abScH)

47 Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:03 PM (abScH)

Ha that is sweet, she is touched. I am of course unmoved.

🤗

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:05 PM (vE0+H)

48
Wild-caught salmon with sauce and capers and rice and beans. Super excellent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 08:06 PM (O0L8i)

49 Hadrian, the lobster in champagne sauce was particularly good today.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:07 PM (abScH)

50 Hadrian- read that caught a wild salmon with sauce, caper, rice and beans and thought
What is a salmon doing with all that ingredients?

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

51 Cold Hard Truth, a shredder that is front mounted.

Interesting. It looks like a bush-hog attachment. I assume this isn't for "finish mowing" ?

And do you run Tracked or Wheeled ? I've seen both.

Cool attachment, though. Never seen a Bush-Hog here other than drug behind a tractor.

Posted by: Cold Hard Truth at July 29, 2026 08:08 PM (af6Hn)

52 *discretely checks b.o.*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026

I lit a bunch of candles. It’s fine.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 07:56 PM (Wmg4n)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 08:09 PM (zYpTz)

53
Hadrian, the lobster in champagne sauce was particularly good today.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:07 PM (abScH)

____________

Did you mention peach pie? I feel like running up to Cooper Farms to get one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 08:09 PM (O0L8i)

54 Cold Hard Truth, track.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:10 PM (abScH)

55
I lit a bunch of candles. It’s fine.
Posted by: Piper


One of these?

https://t.ly/ItkhC

Posted by: King Missile at July 29, 2026 08:11 PM (Cqx++)

56
The cafe is a little ol' place where we can get together

Cafe, baby, yeah
Cafe, baby, cafe!

Posted by: Dark Lix at July 29, 2026 08:11 PM (DZ9Lv)

57 55
I lit a bunch of candles. It’s fine.
Posted by: Piper

One of these?

https://t.ly/ItkhC

Posted by: King Missile at July

So rude! 🤣

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:12 PM (OoFl2)

58 My new second favorite vehicle review YouTube site...

(second behind Leno)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb0Fih3j1DY

Posted by: davidt at July 29, 2026 08:12 PM (Q+gd/)

59 Hadrian, I thought I picked up a peach pie. Wrong. White peaches are about done so it's time for some more peach shortcake.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 08:12 PM (abScH)

60 Wow. Electric Boat at Quonset was just awarded a $77 billion contract to build new subs. That's a lot of boat building.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:15 PM (viF8m)

61 Evening.

Can I bitch and moan? I need to bitch and moan.

I'm hauling this trailer around and the other day one of the airbags under the trailer (they're part of the suspension) blew. Fuck. After some bullshit, eventually got fixed *after* getting a load. Great. Fantastic. Rolling along the next day and BANG! Two airbags in the OTHER side blow. Fuck. Pull into a Love's. They try but can't fix it. Load's too heavy, they don't have jacks good enough to lift the trailer. Problem is the trailer is nearly riding on the tires. Good news! There's a place down the road that can help. Bad news, have to wait until morning.

I'm sick of this fucking trailer. It's one problem after the next. The load delivers Friday afternoon in San Antonio and I would like to be home by the weekend. Fuck my life.

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2026 08:15 PM (Yv+XZ)

62 One of these?

https://t.ly/ItkhC

Posted by: King Missile at July 29, 2026 08:11 PM (Cqx++)

I was so sure that was going to be a Gwyneth Paltrow 'gina candle. You surprised me!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 08:15 PM (zYpTz)

63 The Buck Moon is on the rise tonight. Should loom low and yellow, especially where the smoke is in the air.

And Jupiter reached solar conjunction today. Thus begins its transition to a morning apparition. It will be about a month before we can see it before sunrise.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 29, 2026 08:15 PM (iKvf9)

64 Nice pic of an English village. Which way is Mecca?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2026 08:16 PM (u/oMr)

65 I want to offer congratulations to our host, Ace (who of course posted the cafe and fled to X, but anyway), for confining himself to just one Fauci post today.

Posted by: mindful webworker - On advice of counsel, I drink a fifth at July 29, 2026 08:17 PM (/YSzp)

66 What are you hauling, Robert? Lead?

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2026 08:18 PM (MWfyi)

67 61 Evening.

Can I bitch and moan? I need to bitch and moan.

I'm sick of this fucking trailer. It's one problem after the next. The load delivers Friday afternoon in San Antonio and I would like to be home by the weekend. Fuck my life.
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2026 08:15 PM (Yv+XZ)

Oh, man. You have my sympathy. And I just said a sincere prayer that this trial be lifted from you, and that you are protected for the remainder of your trip, and that you have a wonderful weekend. Thanks for hauling our stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)

68 I keep getting these crappy YouTube recommendations for like "5 minute cookies". Even my amarettis take more than 5 minutes to prepare. And they only have 5 ingredients.

And there is no "3 ingredient brownie" that's going to be any good. Clickbait has made a dumb internet even dumber!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)

69 Wow. Electric Boat at Quonset was just awarded a $77 billion contract to build new subs. That's a lot of boat building.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:15 PM (viF8m)
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Let's see here...

When you factor in the graft, that gets just ONE sub built, but lots of luxury yachts for the executives siphoning off the funds from the contract.

Math checks out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:21 PM (FZ29D)

70

The Madison County Prosecutor’s Office announced that 15-year-old Jo’Majze Larry of Anderson has been sentenced to 100 years in the Indiana Department of Correction.

Larry was one of eight members of Mickey Cobra Nation, also known as MCN, who are facing numerous charges for their roles in the February 2025 shooting death of Dayla Swain. The complete list of the individuals implicated in the case includes Ja’Brawll Thomas, Kyree Craver, Rashawn Samuels, Rejon Smith, Geno Moffett, Javeayon Johnson and Javeaian Johnson.

https://t.ly/pMpbR

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2026 08:22 PM (Cqx++)

71 The complete list of the individuals implicated in the case includes Ja’Brawll Thomas, Kyree Craver, Rashawn Samuels, Rejon Smith, Geno Moffett, Javeayon Johnson and Javeaian Johnson.

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The Department of Stupid Names was working overtime with this crowd.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 29, 2026 08:24 PM (amcLV)

72 https://www.ebay.com/itm/227065567600

Been looking at Bobcat brushhogs for my honeysuckle.
They are, indeed, a thang

Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 08:24 PM (q6tQZ)

73 >>When you factor in the graft, that gets just ONE sub built, but lots of luxury yachts for the executives siphoning off the funds from the contract.

Probably not so much with Trump's team monitoring the contracts. That's a huge shot in the arm for the RI economy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:24 PM (viF8m)

74
I remember those of the Horde with needs in my daily Rosary intentions. It feels odd to ask by people's nics. I hope Our Lady has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 08:25 PM (O0L8i)

75 3 minute lapse?
My internet?
Everyone eating?

Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 08:29 PM (q6tQZ)

76 Somebody needs to take a weedeater and a couple gallons of Roundup to that Tissington place.

Posted by: Trailer Park Landscaping, Inc. at July 29, 2026 08:29 PM (JM9I6)

77 What are you hauling, Robert? Lead?
Posted by: fd at July 29, 2026 08:18 PM (MWfyi)

Worse. Sauerkraut. (Well, canned goods but there's a few pallets of sauerkraut in there.)

===========

Oh, man. You have my sympathy. And I just said a sincere prayer that this trial be lifted from you, and that you are protected for the remainder of your trip, and that you have a wonderful weekend. Thanks for hauling our stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)

Thank you, Dash, I greatly appreciate that.

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2026 08:33 PM (Yv+XZ)

78 The Buck Moon is on the rise tonight. Should loom low and yellow, especially where the smoke is in the air.

And Jupiter reached solar conjunction today. Thus begins its transition to a morning apparition. It will be about a month before we can see it before sunrise.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 29, 2026 08:15 PM (iKvf9)

Probably won't see much here. The smoke is just way too thick. Might see a sickly yellow glow. Air quality ranges from 120 to 330. Spiked even higher the other day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 08:33 PM (0aYVJ)

79 Tension, excitement, and anticipation continue to build towards a nice cooling penguin segment late in the Cafe week.

Car Dealers used to cover their showroom windows with butcher paper before the announcement, premiere, of the new models. Ace wisely does the same here.

Posted by: The New '52 Nash! at July 29, 2026 08:34 PM (JM9I6)

80 What are you, people? On dope?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 08:34 PM (nDXEV)

81 >>Well ... if it benefits RI ? Who are the rest of us to second-guess ?

When don't you second guess, Scogg?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:34 PM (viF8m)

82 Hadrian, Mary had to put up with God's sense of humor for 33 years, I think she can understand us pretty well

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 08:34 PM (aJQbY)

83 Hang on, hang on, i'm still catching up with the day's events.

I'm almost done with the Mr. Potato Dick thread....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:35 PM (Ot/FD)

84 It feels odd to ask by people's nics. I hope Our Lady has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 08:25 PM (O0L8i)

You're all damned for all eternity.

Posted by: The Blessed Virgin at July 29, 2026 08:36 PM (Yv+XZ)

85 Church had a movie night tonight, was good

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 08:36 PM (aJQbY)

86 It used to be a thing to get a bummer lamb, a lamb that was rejected by the ewe for some reason. Sometimes because it was one of twins, or the ewe is sick.
They are a lot of work
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 07:49 PM


And then, you get to listen for the silence.

Posted by: Hannibal L. at July 29, 2026 08:37 PM (0sNs1)

87 Corsicana is known as the Lobster Capitol of the South.

Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at July 29, 2026 08:37 PM (JM9I6)

88 And I thought the mint sauce was disappointing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 08:38 PM (nDXEV)

89 What are you, people,? On dope?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 08:34 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Gen Z'er at July 29, 2026 08:38 PM (0sNs1)

90 Is it the age of Aquarius yet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2026 08:38 PM (Cqx++)

91 74
I remember those of the Horde with needs in my daily Rosary intentions. It feels odd to ask by people's nics. I hope Our Lady has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 08:25 PM

I am confident we are known. And I appreciate you do this, truly.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:39 PM (OoFl2)

92 Couple rundown, drafty, mildewing buildings in Tissington there.
At least my trailer has thermal windows and a bitchin' heat pump.

Posted by: Zeke from down the Holler at July 29, 2026 08:40 PM (JM9I6)

93 The age of Aquarius is 29.

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

94 >>Why don't you second-guess more ?

We were always going to be building new ships. We've been falling behind for years. Even you aren't stupid enough to have missed this. I'm glad my state won the contract.

Nice hash. It fits.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m)

95 90 And I thought the mint sauce was disappointing.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 08:38 PM

Really? We grew that mint out back!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:40 PM (OoFl2)

96 I don't know why the government doesn't just contract with a private company to build their stuff for them like you would do in a properly free society.

All this contracting with private companies is so unseemly and crooked.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:42 PM (Ot/FD)

97
Nice hash. It fits.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m)

If we ever wondered about God’s sense of humor.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:42 PM (OoFl2)

98 Q: Why is it so hard to get a straight answer out of someone during the Age of Aquarius?

A: Because they're too busy withholding emotional clarity and floating in the air to care about your timeline.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 29, 2026 08:43 PM (nDXEV)

99 Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:39 PM (OoFl2)

If I had said "Some might call it fatal" would THAT have gotten a chuckle out of you...? I hate when I have two ways to word a joke. Or two jokes for that matter. I always pick wrong.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:43 PM (vE0+H)

100 When don't you second guess, Scogg?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:34 PM (viF8m)

Haven't we been beating the drum of pork barrel spending by politicians? Its a fair question. 77 billion is nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

101 Good night, horde. I'm gonna go read until I fall asleep. You all are the best.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 08:44 PM (zYpTz)

102 Tension, excitement, and anticipation continue to build towards a nice cooling penguin segment late in the Cafe week.

Car Dealers used to cover their showroom windows with butcher paper before the announcement, premiere, of the new models. Ace wisely does the same here.
Posted by: The New '52 Nash! at July 29, 2026 08:34 PM


No, señor, it does not help. The paper sticks to the floor, and with the projectile pooping, it gets all over everything anyway, and the smell ... the smell ... Madré del Díos, the smell!!! It gets on and into everything. We buy Febreze by the railroad tank carload, and it barely cuts the odor. Our dogs run howling away from us when we get home, despite wearing full MOPP gear.

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at July 29, 2026 08:46 PM (0sNs1)

103 77 billion for a few brand new submarines is a damn bargain.

Military spending is about the freshest, prime, well marbled pork you can get. Enjoy it. At least it isn't seventeen billion Mr. Potato Dicks in little Lord's Flannel jammies they're buying with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:46 PM (Ot/FD)

104 Is it the age of Aquarius yet?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2026 08:38 PM (Cqx++)

Groovy, man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2026 08:46 PM (wVcYX)

105 When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it's hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

Remember, if she's hot, take her inside.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:47 PM (rbvCR)

106 And bitching that a submarine contract went to a state with a harbor that can build fucking submarines and not East Dry Hump, Nebraska is about the lamest gripe you could muster.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:47 PM (Ot/FD)

107 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Say, what talk radio are people listening to while Chris Plante is on vacation? I am missing him.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (OlzlW)

108 Military spending is about the freshest, prime, well marbled pork you can get. Enjoy it. At least it isn't seventeen billion Mr. Potato Dicks in little Lord's Flannel jammies they're buying with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:46 PM (Ot/FD)
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California and Minnesota have stolen enough money for 5 aircraft carriers. Submarines are also the tip of the spear, so they should be pricey.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (ZOv7s)

109 >>All of us Flyover Fucks pay for them. Straight up. Just follow the money.

You mean like Wisconsin where Oshkosh build military vehicles?

Or Indiana that gets over $70 billion in federal contracts? You know, the meth capital of the midwest.

You really don't know shit, you just flap your lips a lot like the town bar drunk.

Now go pay more taxes. I need another yacht.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

110 At least it isn't seventeen billion Mr. Potato Dicks in little Lord's Flannel jammies they're buying with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:46 PM (Ot/FD)

Why would you put camouflage on a potato dick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

111 Do they all seem disoriented, pale and clammy? Of course they do. But they may also be in distress.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (rbvCR)

112 Corsicana is known as the Lobster Capitol of the South.
Posted by: The Galloping Gourmet at July 29, 2026 08:37 PM (JM9I6)

It can also be used in Wolf Brand Chili, of which Corsicana is the origin city.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (wVcYX)

113 The vernal equinox won't enter the official IAU constellation boundaries of Aquarius until 2597 AD. So it's still a ways off.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (iKvf9)

114 Or Indiana that gets over $70 billion in federal contracts? You know, the meth capital of the midwest.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

Ahem, I think Kentucky might dispute this title!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

115
Javeayon Johnson and Javeaian Johnson.

https://t.ly/pMpbR
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

===============

I see one of them went with the traditional spelling.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (mmrXZ)

116 The cafe: a place of relaxation and just enjoying the good things in life

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (vE0+H)

117 115 At least it isn't seventeen billion Mr. Potato Dicks in little Lord's Flannel jammies they're buying with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:46 PM (Ot/FD)

Why would you put camouflage on a potato dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

So the ladies can't see you coming.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (Ot/FD)

118 108 Is it the age of Aquarius yet?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Groovy, man.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I've been psychedelically-inclined since 1969, and it's been a gas, except for that one time I seen punkin' heads coming at me.

Posted by: Lenny Lysergic at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (JM9I6)

119 I see the representative of NAVSEA is laying down facts we are too stupid to understand.

As usual

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:51 PM (rbvCR)

120 I just look at any government spending- even with the best of intentions- with a jaundiced eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)

121 *peeks in*

Nope.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 08:51 PM (yEz+x)

122 >>Haven't we been beating the drum of pork barrel spending by politicians? Its a fair question. 77 billion is nothing to sneeze at.

Do you really think we haven't fallen far behind China in ship building?

Go plug your own state into federal contracts. I bet you'll find you get a lot more than you think.

Scogg found out.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:51 PM (viF8m)

123 The cafe: a place of relaxation and just enjoying the good things in life
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (vE0+H)
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Until the Man of Many Nics shows up and ruins it for the rest of us.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:52 PM (FZ29D)

124 Tissington seems idyllic, but there's no obvious room for a pony. My sister Violet has both room for a pony and a Mercedes.

Posted by: Hyacinth Bucket at July 29, 2026 08:53 PM (JM9I6)

125 So the ladies can't see you coming.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (Ot/FD)

Newsman dick!

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

126 43 Piper your kindness is infectious.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07

That may explain the death.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:

This was cute! I missed it, I am sorry!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM (OoFl2)

127
You're all damned for all eternity.

Posted by: The Blessed Virgin at July 29, 2026 08:36 PM (Yv+XZ)

____________

I'll earn that on my own merits, or lack thereof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM (O0L8i)

128 Until the Man of Many Nics shows up and ruins it for the rest of us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:52 PM (FZ29D)


Well, you're here, which redeems the whole thread.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM (OlzlW)

129 123 The cafe: a place of relaxation and just enjoying the good things in life
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (vE0+H)
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Until the Man of Many Nics shows up and ruins it for the rest of us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:52 PM (FZ29D)

It helps if you read every post in a post-match Ric Flair voice and mentally insert a little victorious chest-slap-"wooo!" at the end.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM (Ot/FD)

130 go 'way, Tater.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM (Ot/FD)

131 Do you really think we haven't fallen far behind China in ship building?

Go plug your own state into federal contracts. I bet you'll find you get a lot more than you think.

Scogg found out.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:51 PM (viF8m)

So your argument is that we should get on the same gravy train of graft and corruption as the commies? Its an odd argument, Jack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

132 I just look at any government spending- even with the best of intentions- with a jaundiced eye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)
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Military spending is vastly outstripped by debt service and entitlements. The scope of the corruption is staggering. We still don't know how much of it there was because the responsible parties are doing everything they can to cover it up.

But yes, let's hear again how our poor, impovrished Learing Centers should have all the money they need and the military should have a bake sale for a bomber.

And then compare teacher salaries and retirements to what military members get.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (ZOv7s)

133 Until the Man of Many Nics shows up and ruins it for the rest of us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:52 PM (FZ29D)


Imagine what sort of contributor he could be if he didn't decide to emulate the drunk at the end of the bar?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (rbvCR)

134 So your argument is that we should get on the same gravy train of graft and corruption as the commies? Its an odd argument, Jack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

To be fair, if commies could use graft and corruption to build submarines that actually worked, they wouldn't be commies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (Ot/FD)

135 ----
Until the Man of Many Nics shows up and ruins it for the rest of us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:52

I motion we just ignore him. He will ratchet up the crazy seeking kibbles, but eventually will go away.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (OoFl2)

136 It helps if you read every post in a post-match Ric Flair voice and mentally insert a little victorious chest-slap-"wooo!" at the end.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM (Ot/FD)

I have different voices for everyone. Fen is my Mammaw. Piper sounds like those super excited, energetic and sincere chicks (you know the kind.) Etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

137 go 'way, Tater.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM


You only tell me to shut up.

You love me! You really love me!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 29, 2026 08:57 PM (0sNs1)

138 So your argument is that we should get on the same gravy train of graft and corruption as the commies? Its an odd argument, Jack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)
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Are we doing shipbuilding infrastructure? Because that will boost the cost. We need more and bigger shipyards, so that will make the first boat down the slip look insanely expensive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

139 133 Until the Man of Many Nics shows up and ruins it for the rest of us.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:52 PM (FZ29D)

Imagine what sort of contributor he could be if he didn't decide to emulate the drunk at the end of the bar?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM

This is perfect for our play based on the events here!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:57 PM (OoFl2)

140 So your argument is that we should get on the same gravy train of graft and corruption as the commies? Its an odd argument, Jack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)


I am waiting to see what sort of magic DOGE and Hegseth may have worked in contracts.
Or Indies like DataRepublican and Nick Shirley

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:57 PM (rbvCR)

141 I have different voices for everyone. Fen is my Mammaw. Piper sounds like those super excited, energetic and sincere chicks (you know the kind.) Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

My dirty little secret is that you all sound exactly like me. Even the Ettes.

Except pseudo-Scogg.

He's Ric Flair. Obviously.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 08:57 PM (Ot/FD)

142 I have different voices for everyone. Fen is my Mammaw. Piper sounds like those super excited, energetic and sincere chicks (you know the kind.) Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM


And what do I sound like?

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at July 29, 2026 08:58 PM (0sNs1)

143 Imagine what sort of contributor he could be if he didn't decide to emulate the drunk at the end of the bar?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (rbvCR)
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You take that back!

Posted by: The drunk at the end of the bar at July 29, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)

144 Imagine what sort of contributor he could be if he didn't decide to emulate the drunk at the end of the bar?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (rbvCR)


Haha! You are so good at putting troublemakers in their place.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 08:58 PM (OlzlW)

145 Imagine what sort of contributor he could be if he didn't decide to emulate the drunk at the end of the bar?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (rbvCR)
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It's the tone of his posts that grates on my nerves the most.

He doesn't even bother trying to fit in around here.

Just comes in, spouts a lot of nonsense, calls us a bunch of losers, and then whines when people call him out on his bullshit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 08:58 PM (FZ29D)

146 I have different voices for everyone. Fen is my Mammaw. Piper sounds like those super excited, energetic and sincere chicks (you know the kind.) Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at

Oh my gosh, now I want to know everyone’s voice!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:59 PM (OoFl2)

147 This is perfect for our play based on the events here!
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:57 PM (OoFl2)


I am tired of fighting. I think I will instead start critiquing posters' prose instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:59 PM (rbvCR)

148 Why would you put camouflage on a potato dick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

So you can't see me coming?

Posted by: Mr Potatoe Head at July 29, 2026 09:00 PM (Q+gd/)

149 >>So your argument is that we should get on the same gravy train of graft and corruption as the commies? Its an odd argument, Jack.

It is odd. I wonder why you made it up?

They are restarting the Philadelphia ship yards and bringing in foreign countries because our Navy has fallen way behind China which has an enormous naval advantage over us. This is one of Trump's biggest initiatives. Are you saying Trump is corrupt? That seems odd.

Naval contracts for new ships of virtual every class are being awarded to states all over the country. Not gonna apologize for my state, which suffered greatly as the Navy was allowed to wither, winning a contract to build some of them. That will help some of the folks in my area who were hammered over the last couple decades.

You know what's odd? People who are cheering every day for a massive war in Iran and then insisting we don't need actual weapons to fight big wars.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)

150 This was cute! I missed it, I am sorry!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:54 PM (OoFl2)

Oh no don't apologize for not laughing at my joke. Although now that I think about it what did I expect. I think I'm just naturally passive aggressive.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:00 PM (vE0+H)

151 If Submarines were getting built in South Carolina ? The guy high as a kite in Rhode Island would have questions.
Posted by: How Many Submarines Do We Need at July 29, 2026 08:59 PM (Ud5tw)

And if my aunt had balls she'd be a teacher.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:00 PM (Ot/FD)

152 Emmie, please stop encouraging me.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

153 Oh my gosh, now I want to know everyone’s voice!
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 08:59 PM (OoFl2)


Somebody made sketches of several of the nics. Might have been Polynikes.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (OlzlW)

154 But yes, let's hear again how our poor, impovrished Learing Centers should have all the money they need and the military should have a bake sale for a bomber.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 08:56 PM (ZOv7s)

That is strawmanning my argument, Lloyd and you know it. I am saying ALL (WITH AN A) government spending should be minimal because of corruption graft, etc. It is inevitable. Now, if you want to conflate that into something else, be my guest.

Now if you want to argue that 77 billion is absolutely vital and those submarines are desperately needed, that is a separate argument.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

155 I am tired of fighting. I think I will instead start critiquing posters' prose instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 08:59 PM


Injecting arcane details can work as well, I've found.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (0sNs1)

156 I have different voices for everyone. Fen is my Mammaw. Piper sounds like those super excited, energetic and sincere chicks (you know the kind.) Etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Be careful with that. I told Christy Blinky that I read her posts in Alice Pearce's voice and she took offense.

Posted by: Learned My Lesson at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (JM9I6)

157 Are we doing shipbuilding infrastructure? Because that will boost the cost. We need more and bigger shipyards, so that will make the first boat down the slip look insanely expensive.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
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By a strange coincidence, I've reached the point in the book I'm reading ("The Machine Crusade" by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson) where a private contractor is being threatened by the Butlerian Jihad to have his revolutionary new space-folding ships seized to fuel the war machine. He's struggling to make them understand that he *needs* compensation so that he has the funds to build ships, but they just want to take them NOW and maybe someday compensate him later if they win the war.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (FZ29D)

158 Doesn't matter. This is how it works. Rhode Island gets to build submarines. So, according to anyone from Rhode Island, we need submarines.

That's how the Government Cheese changes minds. End of story.

If Submarines were getting built in South Carolina ? The guy high as a kite in Rhode Island would have questions.
Posted by: How Many Submarines Do We Need at July 29, 2026 08:59 PM (Ud5tw)
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Remember World War II? Remember when we outbuilt Japan by a ludicrous margin? Okay, now we're Japan, and China is what we used to be.

Hard to believe, but there we are. That's why we're asking Japan and South Korea to build hulls for us, because we have become so de-industrialized it will take us years to recover.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:02 PM (ZOv7s)

159 153 Emmie, please stop encouraging me.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)


But I like you and like reading your comments.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 09:03 PM (OlzlW)

160 Now if you want to argue that 77 billion is absolutely vital and those submarines are desperately needed, that is a separate argument.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)
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That in fact is my argument. Our shipbuilding capacity is shit, and China will own us if it is not rectified ASAP.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

161 Also a different argument for infrastructure for future projects.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

162 In my mind I sound like Margo Kidder.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:04 PM (yEz+x)

163 Just comes in, spouts a lot of nonsense, calls us a bunch of losers, and then whines when people call him out on his bullshit.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026

He is jealous he doesn’t get to know our secret handshake OR get a golden bathroom token.

(Also, some people are happiest being the most miserable. We should take pity on such a soul, and pray for them. Even if we want them to stand waaaayyyyy over there while we do it.)

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:04 PM (OoFl2)

164 I simultaneously believe a lot of China's shipbuilding is tofu AND that we truly, desperately, need both more shipyards and more ships AND that there's lots of corruption in the shipbuilding process.

So there. You all know I'm right.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at July 29, 2026 09:05 PM (aJQbY)

165 All this contracting with private companies is so unseemly and crooked.
——

It’s a legacy going back to 1941 for the most part.

After Pearl Harbor, the government came within a red nether hair of completely nationalizing all industries and manufacturing. Very close. But keep in mind they wanted to maximize production. They wanted to actually win a two front global war, which was in some doubt on both fronts.

Cooler, wiser heads prevailed. So while they prohibited production of all consumer civilian goods, with rare exception, they settled on an incentive program for manufacturers.

Cost, plus 15%

Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2026 09:05 PM (e8j4m)

166 In my mind I sound like Margo Kidder.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:04 PM


Well, you do look like her.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 09:05 PM (0sNs1)

167 "Oooh yeah!"

Posted by: Zombie Randy "Macho Man" Savage at July 29, 2026 09:05 PM (wVcYX)

168 That in fact is my argument. Our shipbuilding capacity is shit, and China will own us if it is not rectified ASAP.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

I would say we are in more danger from China by the politicians bought with their filthy lucre- not ships.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)

169 Its always this. We need the Philly / NYC / Boston people to build the shit that boys in flyover country go make war with.

Always.
Posted by: How Many Submarines Do We Need at July 29, 2026 09:04 PM (Ud5tw)
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Shipyards should be in Iowa?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)

170 I mean, honestly, the ideal America is one in which there are a bunch of nuclear submarine stores all over because we're all so damned rich that enough of us could stroll down to the harbor and buy one just to blow the tits off a small asteroid for the Fourth of July and then let it rust out in our backyard for a couple decades so that there's actually a sustainable market for them, and our military could procure them just as easily as they would Clif Bars or crappy socks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:06 PM (Ot/FD)

171 161 153 Emmie, please stop encouraging me.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:01 PM (rbvCR)

But I like you and like reading your comments.
Posted by: Emmie

Emmie,
You would adore Kindltot and his wife if you met them. Kinder people don’t exist. And their love story is for the ages.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:06 PM (yEz+x)

172 I Know Better Than You is probably the worst way to communicate with people. Next only to putting needles under their fingernails and heating them over an open flame.

Then again, the Left gets away with it and they keep making strides. But of course - they are sadists

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:07 PM (vE0+H)

173 In my head ? I sound EXACTLY like Milton Friedman. Which is odd, in and of itself. For a multitude of reasons.
Posted by: How Many Submarines Do We Need at July 29, 2026 09:02 PM (Ud5tw)


Multitude is the wrong word to use here. Freidman would have not used it in the first place since he cultivated a more "folksy" approach to his audiences, and "a variety of reasons" is really more approachable for gen.pop.con.
Multitude has implications of "more than three" and so far you have only given two reasons. I admit there are more implied, but you really need to foreshadow more to make it work.

As posts go, I have to give it a C, it is not melding into a stream anywhere so it is jarring, and it does not carry enough information to stand on its own. I commend you on following the advice of your spellcheck however!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:07 PM (rbvCR)

174 Nurse, that's wonderful to hear! You do a great job of keeping in touch with everyone.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 09:08 PM (OlzlW)

175 Well, you do look like her.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


You’re a sweet man and I appreciate that. Can I be in the will for the Les Baer? Please?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:08 PM (yEz+x)

176 >>If Submarines were getting built in South Carolina ? The guy high as a kite in Rhode Island would have questions.

But they are.

>>Breaking Defense: Navy contractor KEEL to open new $70M facilities for submarine fabrication
“We’re purpose building KEEL to help solve the capacity challenges in nuclear Navy shipbuilding,” KEEL’s Chief Executive Brian Carter told Breaking Defense.

https://keelusa.com/breaking-defense-navy-contractor-
keel-to-open-new-70m-facilities-
for-submarine-fabrication/

Would you like to use my petard or will you be hoisting on your own?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 09:08 PM (viF8m)

177 I would say we are in more danger from China by the politicians bought with their filthy lucre- not ships.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
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The Navy has been allowed to deteriorate for decades and the only way we can stop the process is a massive infrastructure investment. We need hulls now and shipyards for tomorrow.

The thing you are missing is that those shipyards can also be used to make merchant ships, rebuilding the US commercial fleet. This has been a major topic in Navy circles for years and Trump is finally actually doing it.

The guy has run the leanest government in my lifetime. He deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)

178
Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:07 PM (rbvCR)

Stay away from my posts, sir.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:09 PM (OoFl2)

179 Shipyards should be in Iowa?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:06 PM (ZOv7s)


smaller ships could be built up along the Mississippi, as easily as up the Columbia. But that would be something for when the main yards on the Atlantic are swamped in production and there is enough know-how to spawn new centers.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:11 PM (rbvCR)

180 I sound like Arnold Stang. We were both born in NYC.

Posted by: Billy BowTie at July 29, 2026 09:11 PM (JM9I6)

181 169 In my mind I sound like Margo Kidder.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:04 PM

Well, you do look like her.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July

You know what? She does, but Nurse has better hair than Margot.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:11 PM (OoFl2)

182 And since it's on topic, I'm doing a series of posts on my blog looking at a Chinese invasion of Taiwan. Today I examined China's personnel issues. Link in nic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)

183 Well, gotta go do something productive. See y'all later! Be strong and courageous!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 09:12 PM (OlzlW)

184 We have to ask ourselves, how much clean air do we really need?

Posted by: Lee Iacocca at July 29, 2026 09:12 PM (e8j4m)

185 Margot Kidder once famously disappeared for four days during a paranoid episode, wandered the streets, and was found hiding in some bushes in a backyard disheveled with her hair hacked off. I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:12 PM (vE0+H)

186 Emmie!


You’re super sweet. I remember meeting you at a Colorado Morondesvouz. You and Bassman are wonderful.

I miss WestminsterDogShow. She was a firecracker.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:13 PM (yEz+x)

187 We propose a revival of the Liberty Ship program for Iowa. Run on pig shit and ethanol.

Posted by: Joni Ernst at July 29, 2026 09:13 PM (JM9I6)

188 Why don't we just run a length of dental floss underneath Puerto Rico, strap some great big fuck off outboards to it, and arm it with enough guns to make it comfortable calling an Iowa class battleship a little bitch that punches like a girl.

Sail that fucker around a couple months and then see who still wants to fuck with our elections.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:14 PM (Ot/FD)

189 Again. People in Iowa ... and Iowa is an excellent example ... insist Ethanol is vital to National Security. Its no surprise that Jack - and others - suddenly think Ship Building must happen now.

Posted by: How Many Submarines Do We Need at July 29, 2026 09:10 PM (Ud5tw)
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Are you retarded? Serious question. The US is THE guarantor of maritime security. There is no one else. The Royal Navy is gone. Our "allies" are useless.

We have allowed our shipbuilding to atrophy and this requires immediate action. I don't give a rat's ass where our favorite pothead is from, HE IS RIGHT.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)

190 189 Margot Kidder once famously disappeared for four days during a paranoid episode, wandered the streets, and was found hiding in some bushes in a backyard disheveled with her hair hacked off. I'm just saying.
Posted by: ...


Is that supposed to be a negative?

Shit happens.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:15 PM (yEz+x)

191 I miss WestminsterDogShow. She was a firecracker.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:13 PM (yEz+x)


Me too. But I'm glad you are there to carry on the tradition.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at July 29, 2026 09:15 PM (OlzlW)

192 China builds a lot of tofu dreg stuff, but their tankers can take a missile hit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

193
Sail that fucker around a couple months and then see who still wants to fuck with our elections.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29

Well that was a great share! Does anyone else have an idea they would like to add? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:16 PM (OoFl2)

194 >>Get it yet ? Its so - not funny - but obvious - to see here how folks decide, at the turn of a dime, how their interests are suddenly the best for the National interests.

Nobody turned on a dime, dipshit. One of the core duties of the federal government is national defense. As was noted by AH Lloyd, our naval fleet has been allowed to fall behind for decades and we are woefully behind our main opponent, China, which is churning out ships at break neck speed.

This isn't another Learing Center or meth clinic for the midwest. This is part of a desperately needed rebuild of our naval fleet which has been planned for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 09:16 PM (viF8m)

195 Is that supposed to be a negative?

Shit happens.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July

I read it as it popped into his brain and then out of his mouth, or in this case, a keyboard.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:17 PM (OoFl2)

196 Seriously. Ain't no one wants to act up when the USS Verdad-Verdad rolls up on your biggest port city full of seamen and looking to party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:18 PM (Ot/FD)

197 Is that supposed to be a negative?

Shit happens.
Posted by: nurse ratched.

You got a story?
Heh

Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 09:19 PM (q6tQZ)

198 Is that supposed to be a negative?

Shit happens.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:15 PM (yEz+x)

Eh I was just playing. I don't think anything negative where you or people you may sound like are concerned.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:19 PM (vE0+H)

199 Is it still technically "Shanghai-ing" if you just built a boat around a bunch of poor bastards who ain't paying attention, and then sail away with them?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:19 PM (Ot/FD)

200 Margot Kidder once famously disappeared for four days during a paranoid episode, wandered the streets, and was found hiding in some bushes in a backyard disheveled with her hair hacked off. I'm just saying.
Posted by: ...


Is that supposed to be a negative?

Shit happens.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Sounds like a weekend in Vegas.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2026 09:20 PM (0W2r0)

201 Kentuckians would insist that Fast Horses and Whiskey are the key to America's survival. Back in the day, Detroit natives and others would tell you that Automotive was the key.

Posted by: How Many Submarines Do We Need at July 29, 2026 09:10 PM (Ud5tw)

Actually, I'd say tobacco- and I do not even smoke. Because unlike weed, I always loved the smell of tobacco. Tobacco potpourri!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

202 This thread is a little schizophrenic.

But in re the US Verdad Verdad, I don’t remember you jumping on board MY idea of buying and restoring that old dilapidated cruise ship to make our own country. I mean we have AOP!

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:21 PM (OoFl2)

203 Is it still technically "Shanghai-ing" if you just built a boat around a bunch of poor bastards who ain't paying attention, and then sail away with them?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Just how fast are you building?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2026 09:21 PM (0W2r0)

204
I read it as it popped into his brain and then out of his mouth, or in this case, a keyboard.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:17 PM (OoFl2)

Indeed it did. I might have left some or all out had I not just been "kidd"ing around.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:22 PM (vE0+H)

205 Puerto Rico has a 4,400 ft. mountain. Cut 'er loose, the island would capsize.

Posted by: Professor Hank Johnson at July 29, 2026 09:22 PM (JM9I6)

206 Hellooooo ayatollahhhhhs and all the IRGC,

U.S. Central Command
@CENTCOM
34m
U.S. forces began launching strikes against Iran at 8 p.m. ET today. The strikes are a powerful response to yesterday's attempted Iranian attacks on U.S. forces based in the Middle East.





Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:22 PM (+yTe/)

207 202 This thread is a little schizophrenic.

But in re the US Verdad Verdad, I don’t remember you jumping on board MY idea of buying and restoring that old dilapidated cruise ship to make our own country. I mean we have AOP!
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:21 PM (OoFl2)

HA! I remember that!

Sorry, i'm just being a goofball here. Starting a good stretch of PTO tomorrow and it's been two weeks' worth of bullshit since monday, so i'm exhausted. And I get goofy when I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:23 PM (Ot/FD)

208 China builds a lot of tofu dreg stuff, but their tankers can take a missile hit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

Lol. He can take a punch is not the greatest recommendation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

209 Seriously. Ain't no one wants to act up when the USS Verdad-Verdad rolls up on your biggest port city full of seamen and looking to party.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:18 PM (Ot/FD)
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The first time a Navy ship does a port call in Venezuela the national birth rate will show a sharp increase.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:23 PM (ZOv7s)

210 Hey! If the moon was made out of barbeque spare ribs, would ya eat it?

Posted by: H at July 29, 2026 09:24 PM (M8n4Y)

211 Why do we hit Iran at night?
I thought most radars were down. Is it to minimize line of sight and lucky hits?
Seriously, I don't get it.

Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 09:24 PM (q6tQZ)

212 What was the proposed successor class to the Iowa? Some western state... Montana? Big ship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

213 It's faster horses, older whiskey, younger women, and more money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:25 PM (+yTe/)

214 210 Hey! If the moon was made out of barbeque spare ribs, would ya eat it?
Posted by: H at July 29, 2026 09:24 PM (M8n4Y)

Fuck no. Think how cold they'd be by the time you got back.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:25 PM (Ot/FD)

215 >>U.S. forces began launching strikes against Iran at 8 p.m. ET today. The strikes are a powerful response to yesterday's attempted Iranian attacks on U.S. forces based in the Middle East.

Hope we don't use all our munitions. Scogg doesn't us to make more.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 09:25 PM (viF8m)

216 186 And since it's on topic, I'm doing a series of posts on my blog looking at a Chinese invasion of Taiwan. Today I examined China's personnel issues. Link in nic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Well done on your blog entries.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 09:25 PM (E4rtv)

217 Lol. He can take a punch is not the greatest recommendation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:23 PM (zZu0s)
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It is in deal with ship construction. You want a ship that can take hit after hit. It's the Platonic ideal.

China builds a ton of crap, building falls down, roads washing away, bridges collapsing, but their civilian ships seem pretty durable. Gotta respect that.

In other news, I saw a video that Japan is getting out of China, and the tooling and machinery they are not taking with them, they are reducing to scrap. Everything old is new again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)

218 The thing you are missing is that those shipyards can also be used to make merchant ships, rebuilding the US commercial fleet. This has been a major topic in Navy circles for years and Trump is finally actually doing it.

The guy has run the leanest government in my lifetime. He deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:09 PM (ZOv7s)

And this is an actual argument FOR it rather than saying 'you'd prefer it was spent on Learing centers!?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)

219 Why do we hit Iran at night?
I thought most radars were down. Is it to minimize line of sight and lucky hits?
Seriously, I don't get it.
Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 09:24 PM (q6tQZ)


P'raps most people are at home and we know to avoid the residential areas?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:26 PM (rbvCR)

220 Well done on your blog entries.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 09:25 PM (E4rtv)
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Thank you! I hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:26 PM (ZOv7s)

221 Hope we don't use all our munitions. Scogg doesn't us to make more.
Posted by: JackStraw

I don't think the really expensive standoff weapons are being used much now--for big targets like bridges, power plants, bunkers, etc., plain old bombs and cheap drones are good enough.

We have massive stockpiles of those.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 09:27 PM (E4rtv)

222 The Cafe is a happy place so I'm going to take my vitriolic mood and sit back here.
Posted by: Ben Had

{{hugs}}

I got yer back. Just imagine the vented spleen raging i do instead of posting.

Damn, I miss your common sense in people space. I gotta stop in Corsicana next March when I pass through to TX A&M for the science fair.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 29, 2026 09:28 PM (P+jBU)

223 Why do we hit Iran at night?
I thought most radars were down. Is it to minimize line of sight and lucky hits?
Seriously, I don't get it.
Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 09:24 PM (q6tQZ)

People lose sleep when you bomb the fuck out of them at night. They tend to get tired of it. Cranky.

Also fear.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:28 PM (zZu0s)

224 Thank you! I hope you are doing well.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Some good days, some bad days but I stopped further loss of function of my arms with the surgery.

Takes about one year to recover on average. We will see how much I can roll back loss of strength and coordination via PT.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 09:28 PM (E4rtv)

225 Eh I was just playing. I don't think anything negative where you or people you may sound like are concerned.
Posted by: ...

OMG! I’m giving you shit! I am not easily offended. Youd have to try a LOT harder than that!

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:28 PM (yEz+x)

226 It's faster horses, older whiskey, younger women, and more money.

Posted by: Braenyard


I'd settle for faster women, younger horses, older money & more whiskey.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2026 09:29 PM (0W2r0)

227 And this is an actual argument FOR it rather than saying 'you'd prefer it was spent on Learing centers!?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)
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Not sure the point you are trying to make here. Shipyards are a dual-use facility. They can make hulls for war or commerce. We need more of them, or one day China will just embargo us and our overseas trade will grind to a halt.

The US rose to greatness because we had massive shipbuilding capacity. We got complacent (and greedy) and let it atrophy. It must be restored if we are to maintain our security.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:29 PM (ZOv7s)

228 I went to school on this the other night.

Montana-class battleship, United States Navy
Design BB67-4

https://tinyurl.com/zrs2hvyr

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:30 PM (+yTe/)

229 220 Why do we hit Iran at night?
I thought most radars were down. Is it to minimize line of sight and lucky hits?
Seriously, I don't get it.
Posted by: MkY

We have probably the best in night optics and sensors and it cuts down on collateral damage of civilians as you guessed. Especially if you are attacking bridges, railroads, etc.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 09:30 PM (E4rtv)

230 Interesting argument being made at X and Twitchy. In Mamdani's city owned grocery stores will you have to show ID which proves you live in the city ?. If not someone from NJ could buy everything in the store at 30%off and go back to NJ , sell it a 15% off and pocket the rest .
Mamdani the theater kid probably hasn't thought much of this through

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 09:30 PM (BlDDt)

231 >>Takes about one year to recover on average. We will see how much I can roll back loss of strength and coordination via PT.

Stick with the PT. I'm going for my 6 month review on Friday and I'm ahead of schedule. PT is a drag but it does seem to help.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 09:31 PM (viF8m)

232 Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:28 PM (yEz+x)

Of course I knew that you bitch

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:31 PM (vE0+H)

233 Every one of these submarines, as of today, is built on borrowed money. Just like Solindra solar panels. Cash for Clunkers. On and on.

Its informative. The Rock Ribbed Republicans cheering because the graft is coming to their back yard.
Posted by: Be Better at July 29, 2026 09:26 PM (4+d1e)


Those are called veiled allegations, and you have not as yet provided any support for them other than "anyone but a credulous fool understands" type arguments.
So go ahead, you have made your opening statement, you are now primed to convince everyone of how right you are by showing us your exhaustive understanding of the facts and demonstrating your mastery by explaining them.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:31 PM (rbvCR)

234 Bad nerd on ace blog
He despises cold moon meat
Pass the sauce, please

Posted by: H at July 29, 2026 09:31 PM (M8n4Y)

235 The US rose to greatness because we had massive shipbuilding capacity. We got complacent (and greedy) and let it atrophy. It must be restored if we are to maintain our security.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Well, until teleportation begins.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 29, 2026 09:31 PM (q6tQZ)

236 🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:31 PM (yEz+x)

237 The US rose to greatness because we had massive shipbuilding capacity. We got complacent (and greedy) and let it atrophy. It must be restored if we are to maintain our security.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Where's a Kaiser when you need him?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:32 PM (+yTe/)

238 Takes about one year to recover on average. We will see how much I can roll back loss of strength and coordination via PT.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 09:28 PM (E4rtv)
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God bless you. Lots of Horde members having issues right now. I hope you can get back into the sweet satisfaction of .32 ACP.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:32 PM (ZOv7s)

239 Apologies, laughing man mistranslation

Posted by: H at July 29, 2026 09:33 PM (M8n4Y)

240 Interesting argument being made at X and Twitchy. In Mamdani's city owned grocery stores will you have to show ID which proves you live in the city ?. If not someone from NJ could buy everything in the store at 30%off and go back to NJ , sell it a 15% off and pocket the rest .
Mamdani the theater kid probably hasn't thought much of this through
Posted by: Smell the


Joke on Fb is they will sell eggs for 3 cents each. But you will only be able to buy 3 eggs. A month.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2026 09:33 PM (0W2r0)

241 We have probably the best in night optics and sensors and it cuts down on collateral damage of civilians as you guessed. Especially if you are attacking bridges, railroads, etc.
Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 09:30 PM (E4rtv)
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Shoulder-fired missiles require eyesight, and can be effective. The old school AAA mounts also present a problem.

Darkness limits them both, forcing the AAA to activate its radar and the MANPADs are less effective.

And yes, it also deprives the enemy of sleep. Break their will and we win.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:35 PM (ZOv7s)

242 Joke on Fb is they will sell eggs for 3 cents each. But you will only be able to buy 3 eggs. A month.
Posted by: rickb223

And the EBT scan is broken.
Cash only. A good card will do.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at July 29, 2026 09:35 PM (q6tQZ)

243 USS Idaho, Virginia class submarine (SSN-799).
Get Some!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 09:36 PM (0aYVJ)

244 You get it ? Every region has reasons why every other region should send money to them.
Posted by: Be Better at July 29, 2026 09:33 PM (4+d1e)
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Okay, you are retarded. We're done.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:36 PM (ZOv7s)

245 I still question five stores in all of NYC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

246 Interesting argument being made at X and Twitchy. In Mamdani's city owned grocery stores will you have to show ID which proves you live in the city ?. If not someone from NJ could buy everything in the store at 30%off and go back to NJ , sell it a 15% off and pocket the rest .
Mamdani the theater kid probably hasn't thought much of this through
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 09:30 PM (BlDDt)


When Maduro was selling government subsidized toilet paper in Venezuela, Colombians would cross the border, buy it from the vendors at a percentage above the government mandated price, and ship truckloads back to Colombia to sell at competitive prices there, realizing a tidy profit on the sale.
Some of the TP wound up going back to Venezuela because the Venezuelan's closest supplier was Colombia, and that is where it came from originally.

It ended when everyone realized how stupid the whole thing was.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 09:36 PM (rbvCR)

247 Every region has reasons why every other region should send money to them.

Posted by: Be Better
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Understanding is better. One doesn't send them money one buys their goods or services. In the case of ships, like tractor trucks, they deliver the goods.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:37 PM (+yTe/)

248 The only patriotic solution is to build exactly 2% of the vessel in each of the 50 states and then mail them all to Mexico to get glued together.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:38 PM (Ot/FD)

249 Interesting argument being made at X and Twitchy. In Mamdani's city owned grocery stores will you have to show ID which proves you live in the city ?. If not someone from NJ could buy everything in the store at 30%off and go back to NJ , sell it a 15% off and pocket the rest .
Mamdani the theater kid probably hasn't thought much of this through
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 09:30 PM (BlDDt)

That's easy. The only brand in Mamdami's stores is DSA brand, with prominent hammer and sickle. They'll use only the best recipes from the former Soviet Union. It will be obvious where it came from.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 09:39 PM (qx7Zg)

250 248 The only patriotic solution is to build exactly 2% of the vessel in each of the 50 states and then mail them all to Mexico to get glued together.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Brilliant!


What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:40 PM (yEz+x)

251 The only patriotic solution is to build exactly 2% of the vessel in each of the 50 states and then mail them all to Mexico to get glued together.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:38 PM (Ot/FD)

Well, that sounds like a very naftaish solution.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

252 >>
Joke on Fb is they will sell eggs for 3 cents each. But you will only be able to buy 3 eggs. A month.

Posted by: rickb223
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Back in the days of the Soviet and before the Media was a total antagonist, Huntley/Brinkley or such, would show clips of Soviet bread lines and stores with empty shelves.
That's what one gets with socialism or communism; call it what you want.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:40 PM (+yTe/)

253 >>Mamdani the theater kid probably hasn't thought much of this through

What follows government run stores is rationing. Like clockwork.

There are decades worth of examples.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)

254 That's easy. The only brand in Mamdami's stores is DSA brand, with prominent hammer and sickle. They'll use only the best recipes from the former Soviet Union. It will be obvious where it came from.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 09:39 PM (qx7Zg)

Cans with white labels saying things like: meat. Soup. Despair. Alcohol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)

255 Or Indiana that gets over $70 billion in federal contracts? You know, the meth capital of the midwest.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

Ahem, I think Kentucky might dispute this title!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

YOOHOO!!! *waves*

Posted by: West Virginia at July 29, 2026 09:41 PM (hmYU4)

256 251 248 The only patriotic solution is to build exactly 2% of the vessel in each of the 50 states and then mail them all to Mexico to get glued together.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Brilliant!


What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026

I knew if we just out our heads together, we could solve this! Are we using Mexican glue?

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:42 PM (Wmg4n)

257 Piper, if you're still here, I asked Doof to send you a part of an ONT I was working on. I don't know cats, and don't have cats. I could use your insights, if you're willing.

Hopefully it will be funny.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 09:42 PM (qx7Zg)

258 The commies know EXACTLY what will result from their policies. We looooove to think they are "stupid" or whatever but unfortunately only their dope adherents are stupid. The real deal ones just want to get rich and watch the world burn.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:42 PM (vE0+H)

259 Are we using Mexican glue?

Posted by: Piper
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Hide glue, see Berserker for instructions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:43 PM (+yTe/)

260
1Why would you put camouflage on a potato dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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So you can't see me coming?
Posted by: Mr Potatoe Head


^^^^THIS^^^^
Right there is why I continue to lower this blog's property values by hanging out.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 29, 2026 09:43 PM (P+jBU)

261 Are we using Mexican glue?

Posted by: Piper
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Hide glue, see Berserker for instructions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:43 PM (+yTe/)

Gorilla glue and FlexSeal for the hull.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 09:45 PM (qx7Zg)

262 I knew if we just out our heads together, we could solve this! Are we using Mexican glue?
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:42 PM (Wmg4n)

My brain is dumb. I am now hearing Mexican Radio in my head.

Small wonder I am still a mid-level worker drone in an office.

Still, I am craving barbecued iguana right now. Mmmm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide Gen X at July 29, 2026 09:45 PM (0aYVJ)

263 Brilliant!

What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:40 PM (yEz+x)

"Son of a shit, we all built the front part!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:46 PM (Ot/FD)

264 255 That's easy. The only brand in Mamdami's stores is DSA brand, with prominent hammer and sickle. They'll use only the best recipes from the former Soviet Union. It will be obvious where it came from.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 09:39 PM (qx7Zg)

My friend, My friend! You come to Potemkin Markets. There's no place like it in the world!

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 29, 2026 09:47 PM (r7+Q7)

265 Weather man says we may get a cloud Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:47 PM (+yTe/)

266
Bad nerd on ace blog
He despises cold moon meat
Pass the sauce, please
Posted by: H


Is that a Quatloo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2026 09:48 PM (Cqx++)

267 Hexie, Penny, and Allie are up to something.

All three kitties are in close proximity to me at my desk.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 09:48 PM (FZ29D)

268
Elon is retweeting Grok fashion designs:

https://t.ly/qCtUB

Wonder what Piper thinks of that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 09:49 PM (w6EFb)

269 The commies know EXACTLY what will result from their policies. We looooove to think they are "stupid" or whatever but unfortunately only their dope adherents are stupid. The real deal ones just want to get rich and watch the world burn.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 09:42 PM (vE0+H)
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I think the current crop are in fact that stupid. Their parents worked the system, they claimed 20 disabilities to get into college, took out endless student loans and figured that they'd easily make six figures with their doctorate of gender studies and oppression.

And they're now unemployable, working minimum wage gigs. They openly argue that they shouldn't HAVE TO work. A combination of affluent parents and extremely online lifestyles have convinced them that you can Harry Potter whatever you want into existence.

They are retarded and also gay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:49 PM (ZOv7s)

270 Cans with white labels saying things like: meat. Soup. Despair. Alcohol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:41 PM (zZu0s)

If there isn't already a brewery that sells a horrid 12.6% ABV Sextuple-bock called "Meat Soup Despair", I'm going to make one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2026 09:49 PM (Ot/FD)

271 That's easy. The only brand in Mamdami's stores is DSA brand, with prominent hammer and sickle. They'll use only the best recipes from the former Soviet Union. It will be obvious where it came from.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 09:39 PM (qx7Zg)

My friend, My friend! You come to Potemkin Markets. There's no place like it in the world!
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at July 29, 2026 09:47 PM (r7+Q7)

We save you money by shopping for you. Provide written list in cursive, and we bring what we can read.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2026 09:50 PM (qx7Zg)

272 idos
@DerechaDiarioUS
51s
AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP IS A PRIVILEGE: The Trump administration is considering forcing some green card migrants to pay $100,000 as a refundable deposit to show that they will not come to America to parasitize on social welfare.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:51 PM (+yTe/)

273 >>@hey_itsmyturn
·
5m
>>Whatever they hit in Ahvaz, it was hit badly, blasts were extremely strong, like seriously.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 09:52 PM (viF8m)

274 ByREUTERS
JULY 29, 2026 07:54
Updated: JULY 29, 2026 13:32
Iran is expected to receive within weeks a first shipment out of up to 400 Chinese-made shoulder-fired air-defense missile launchers, three sources familiar with the deal told Reuters, as it rebuilds its defenses amid war with the United States.
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They are going to need a bunch of camels to port them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:56 PM (+yTe/)

275
It takes years to build an army.
It takes decades to build a navy.

Posted by: Pentagon 101 at July 29, 2026 09:57 PM (2Ez/1)

276 272
Elon is retweeting Grok fashion designs:

https://t.ly/qCtUB

Wonder what Piper thinks of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I think Elon gets bored and I cannot figure out how that is with all his companies.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:57 PM (d2kuJ)

277 Sharpen your intellectual pencil.
Posted by: Counter Argument at July 29, 2026 09:53 PM (VItgc)

Arent you telling him to get a pointy head?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s)

278 They are going to need a bunch of camels to port them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:56 PM (+yTe/)
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And we're going to sanction the shit out of China.

I mean, I hope it's actually true. China is reeling right now. Full on US embargo might push them over the brink.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:58 PM (ZOv7s)

279 I think Elon gets bored and I cannot figure out how that is with all his companies.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2026 09:57 PM (d2kuJ)

I bet Elon giggles sometimes at all the side shit that has been a side effect of him trying to get to Mars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 09:58 PM (zZu0s)

280 Explosions were reportedly heard in southern Iran as US Central Command (CENTCOM) announced that US forces had started to carry out air strikes in Iran on Thursday morning.

Several locations in southern Iran were targeted by US forces, with explosions heard in the cities of Bushehr, Abu Musa, Kish Island, Ahwaz, and Qeshm Island, Iranian state media Press TV reported.
_JPost

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 09:58 PM (+yTe/)

281 It takes years to build an army.
It takes decades to build a navy.
Posted by: Pentagon 101 at July 29, 2026 09:57 PM (2Ez/1)
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It take three years to build a ship. It takes 300 years to build a tradition.

Or something like that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 09:59 PM (ZOv7s)

282 271 Hexie, Penny, and Allie are up to something.

All three kitties are in close proximity to me at my desk.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: nurse ratched. at July 29, 2026 09:59 PM (yEz+x)

283
I think the current crop are in fact that stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

=================

I think they are, too. If they had to face a real interviewer or cross examination they'd collapse in screams of confusion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

284 I think we're about to watch the "establishment" of a party get taken down by... the establishment of that party. Or at least that's the plan. Which would be entertaining but commie adherents looooove being lied to. By the time it becomes obvious to most here what the DSA op really is, people will forget they ever thought it was anything else.

I remember saying in 2016 that by the time Trump beats Hillary he's gonna make it look so easy it will be considered "obvious" in hindsight. And that's what happened by and large. We went from two years of "Hillary is impossible to dethrone" to she was a "terrible candidate".

This is the same deal. The DSA op is an op. They are trying to jerk the world and this country Left and take the "anti-establishment" mantle back from the man who almost wrestled it completely away. The ONLY saving grace is Trump is still here and maybe this move they are about to dump on the country - and in particular his counter move against it (which we haven't seen yet) - is in fact why God spared him.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 10:01 PM (vE0+H)

285 237 The US rose to greatness because we had massive shipbuilding capacity. We got complacent (and greedy) and let it atrophy. It must be restored if we are to maintain our security.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Where's a Kaiser when you need him?

Posted by: Braenyard
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The healthcare part of the Kaiser industry ate the company.

With cheap energy and a technically educated populace, you can make steel, aluminum, plastics, etc. and then build things with them.

With expensive energy and non technical education which most of our presidents since Nixon dealt with, we cannot compete as easily.

And our merchant marine and fishing fleets have shrunken due to Chicoms invading our fishing grounds plus hoovering up the world's fisheries and we abandoned running shipping lines due to expensive regulations.

Our ship building business shriveled because we allowed for foreign boatyards to steal our business-first Japan, then S. Korea, now it is China. And our few remaining shipyards got used to high priced contracts on decades long building boat projects for DoD.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 10:02 PM (E4rtv)

286 I think they are, too. If they had to face a real interviewer or cross examination they'd collapse in screams of confusion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

Being unwilling or unable to convincingly justify one's complex web of abject lies is not the same thing as being stupid.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2026 10:03 PM (vE0+H)

287 288
I think the current crop are in fact that stupid.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Some were heading that way before Covid. Now, you have a whole cohort of students that had at least 3-4 years missing from education, pile that up with DEI bullshit which went into hyperdrive, massive inflation including tuition, etc.

I do think we have more ignorant students than even ten years ago.

Posted by: whig at July 29, 2026 10:04 PM (E4rtv)

288 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

289 Elon is retweeting Grok fashion designs:

https://t.ly/qCtUB

Wonder what Piper thinks of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2026 09:49 PM (w6EFb)


I could see some of these being put together by the uber geeks that post on Hackaday.com
There are some ladies there that don't so much LARP and Cosplay as they try to put the most display technology into wearables as they can cram in

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2026 10:41 PM (rbvCR)

Department of Education Investigates Minnesota's Use of "Trans Dolls" with Swappable Genitalia to Promote Transgenderism to Young Children

I think it's time to simply eject Minnesota from the United States. It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.

It just gets worse and worse every single day.

The Department of Education is investigating the Minnesota Department of Education (MDE) over the potential use of transgender dolls in schools. The investigation was launched Wednesday in response to complaints about "MyGender Dolls," a product designed to encourage transgenderism through the use of toy dolls.

Earlier this week, controversy erupted after multiple outlets reported that transgender dolls with interchangeable genitalia would be debuting in Minnesota classrooms this fall, funded by taxpayer dollars. The dolls reportedly originated as a University of Minnesota project through its medical school, which receives $15 million in state funding. An undisclosed amount is also dispersed to its Institute for Sexual and Gender Health, which has a total budget of $1.4 million. The dolls became a marketable product, called MyGender Dolls, marketed to "professionals who support trans and gender diverse children in clinical and educational settings."

The Department of Education is investigating to ensure the MDE is in compliance with the Protection of Pupil Rights Amendment (PPRA), which restricts federal funding for schools that force students to engage in activities forcing them "to submit to a survey, analysis, or evaluation" on their "sex behavior or attitudes." The amendment is targeted at preventing schools from hiding name and pronoun changes from parents, as well as transition plans. A complaint filed by parents through Defending Education prompted the federal investigation by highlighting potential violations of multiple federal policies.

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[Secretary of Education Linda] McMahon continued, saying, "No four-year-old should be exposed to such material -- especially without a parent's knowledge or consent. ED will enforce the law to its fullest extent, putting parents and families firmly in the driver's seat of their child's education."

Emily Buss, the Communications Director for Minnesota's Department of Education, disputes the claim about the dolls being used in schools, calling it "patently false." "The paper-cutout dolls will not be implemented in Minnesota K-12 public schools. They are intended for use by licensed professionals and clinicians. This is a University of Minnesota-led initiative, and the Minnesota Department of Education is not involved," she said.

That's a lie. Adult "clinicians" do not play with paper dolls in order to understand sex change operations. The paper dolls are designed to be used to show to children.

And the MyGender Dolls website admits this:


The MyGender Dolls website explicitly states that the dolls are a "first-of-their-kind therapeutic play approach designed for gender diverse children ages 4--10."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:22 PM




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Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 29, 2026 06:23 PM (nbLIj)

2 If they're handing out vaginas, I want three!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 29, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b)

3 Oh la.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2026 06:23 PM (mseD3)

4 >>>It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.

We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM (8mulE)

5 Do the Somalis have to learn this BS?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM (mseD3)

6 Is that a transgender man in that photo, or just a really ugly woman?

Posted by: Tamminator at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (tHEhe)

7 That kid is green.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (CjhZR)

8 The Somalis will love this...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (Sco7b)

9 pedo pervs

Posted by: mom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:26 PM (Ydd86)

10 Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

11
Do the Somalis have to learn this BS?
Posted by: Darth Randall

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One would hope. It would be fun to watch.

But it won't change their voting habits.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 06:26 PM (mmrXZ)

12 We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota.
Posted by: No Name Today
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We could screw Canada with it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (XvL8K)

13 Would a real woman beat her mother to death with a hammer? Even taking into account the insanity, it sounds more like a guy thing.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (8mulE)

14
Guarantee, not one reporter who is permitted into Ilhan Omar's orbit will ask her about this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (mmrXZ)

15 Do the Somalis have to learn this BS?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM (mseD3)
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No. The rules are not for the approved groups, only for the normies who must be punished until they are broken.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

16 just fixing my nic, sorry, this is from the ole fashioned patriot, not the usual phone

Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (Ydd86)

17 Wtf

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (CjhZR)

18 Is that a transgender man in that photo, or just a really ugly woman?
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Its a white woman. Because many white women have been so brainwashed for so long that they could watch someone kill a puppy or child on live television and then rush to the murderer's defense crying "Let's not be too quick to judge!".

Posted by: Crusader at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (TN0g+)

19 Is it detachable?

Posted by: King Missile at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (Cqx++)

20 We could screw Canada with it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (XvL8K)
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Trade it for Alberta.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

21 Maybe trade Minnesota to Canadia for Alberta...

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (YwEeS)

22 LOL horde mind

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (YwEeS)

23 Ridiculous.

And sick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2026 06:28 PM (n5tGW)

24 Dept of Education, you useless fuckwads.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 06:29 PM (abScH)

25 We have to check if AOP is ok with the trade

Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:29 PM (Ydd86)

26 What ever happened to waiting until 6th grade?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

27 we are all good giving Fauci to Putin as part of a peace deal with Z-skyy right?

Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (Ydd86)

28 I'd wager there weren't that many of those crazy types in G. Washington's time. Or, if there were, they were kept locked away.

Saw Young Washington this morning. Only quibble I have is that he was rather "huggy" in the movie. I don't think Washington was really that huggy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (1Ff7Z)

29 Let's see, it's late July, the fall ballots are almost set, and the Dems are pushing giving dolls with dicks and pussies to toddlers.

It's only going to get worse as we get closer to the election. They can't help themselves.

Michigan is going to nominate Abdul Mohammed Death to America Jihadi for the US senate. Incredible.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

30 It's like Colorforms but with sex organs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (CjhZR)

31 MN should be traded for Alberta. Or we need a border wall.

This insanity spews from them and other blue states.

I have two sons. They were not interested in being girls, ever. About 15yrs ago, in a public school in FL, there was a "trend" of girls experimenting being lesbian or trans. It goes back that far in a red state.

My 8yr old grandson knows he's a boy and is fine with it. His 5yr old insane sister is fine with being a girl. Neither needed dolls with genitalia to play with or figure out what they were.

I didn't know about freaking ovaries and a uterus til 4th grade when I got dragged to a "hygiene" class with my mother. Missing Red Skelton as it was a Tuesday night. I got NOTHING from it, the book, or the giant box of Kotex which mother showed me in her closet. NOTHING.

Yet children, today, in public (pubic?) skools are being taught this in kindergarten! Later how to masturbate. Or to put a condom on a banana.

My grands go to a conservative Catholic private school and I will be in jail if one is ever harmed by anyone. Do not get me started on perv priests as there are pervs everywhere and our huge parish would not condone it.

Demons walk this earth to harm children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)

32 Tyrus got it right last night. Only groomers would want to engage in this activity with young children.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

33 These chucklefucks could screw up a mr potato head

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (3uBP9)

34 I presume, then, that Minnesota medical schools use Mr. Potato Head in their anatomy classes?

Posted by: goatexchange at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hyS0X)

35 I just want to know which Tim Walz relative/crony owns the company that makes these dolls. We need more Nick Shirleys..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (nbLIj)

36 [Secretary of Education Linda] McMahon continued, saying, "No four-year-old should be exposed to such material -- especially without a parent's knowledge or consent. ED will enforce the law to its fullest extent, putting parents and families firmly in the driver's seat of their child's education."
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That stuff belongs in Porno Shops, as long as Porno Shops are allowed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (+yTe/)

37 When Mom saw that Sonny was turning into a monster, she should have at the very least kicked him out, gotten him a psychiatric referral, something

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZxPkt)

38 16 just fixing my nic, sorry, this is from the ole fashioned patriot, not the usual phone
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (Ydd86)

This is me on my phone vouching for me on my LAPTOP, not "patriot", crazy auto cucumber

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (tcsrY)

39 Nightly News

Pope Interview - "I don't suck as much as the last guy."
Fauci - die troll die
Storms
Trump and Iran
Jared Leto
Young Sheldon being turned on...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b)

40 My grands go to a conservative Catholic private school and I will be in jail if one is ever harmed by anyone. Do not get me started on perv priests as there are pervs everywhere and our huge parish would not condone it.

Demons walk this earth to harm children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)
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I can't help but wonder what happens when a critical mass of parents fully check out on public schools. Given the collapsing birth rate, a bunch of them will need to be closed, and childless people are going to sour on paying for empty buildings. Women who have been raised to hate pregnancy and regard children as burdens aren't going to renew that school millage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)

41 There are probably some normal people in Minnesota. They are outnumbered.

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (VJX5o)

42 32 Tyrus got it right last night. Only groomers would want to engage in this activity with young children.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (RIvkX)

Saw that last night, yes, only groomers.

Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (kX27y)

43 Willowed, but related: Throughout the entiure time, including up to the present, he looks like what he is: a 6' 1" beefy dude with broad shoulders, big jawbone, Adam's apple, receding hairline. But now with added boobs, facelift, wigs, etc.

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My first year in Denver, I knew a a guy like this. Cool fellow, a locksmith by trade. He'd dress as a woman in his off hours. I'd see him and talk with him (?) at a local coffeehouse where we both enjoyed the music. From what I could tell, cross-dressing was a hobby for him, not some obsession that would lead him to surgical insanities. Of course, this was in '97-'98. No telling what might have happened since.

As for affirmation, people at the coffeehouse were pretty laissez-faire. "Oh, he's just getting in touch with his feminine side."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

44 I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.

Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk)

45 When Mom saw that Sonny was turning into a monster, she should have at the very least kicked him out, gotten him a psychiatric referral, something
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZxPt)
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Who do you think gave him the hormones? Psychiatry is a dead profession, utterly discredited.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

46 26 What ever happened to waiting until 6th grade?

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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What ever happened to Not At All.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (+yTe/)

47
Did ya'll see the list of best states to live in? It was from US and World Report.

Minnesota is the third best.

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (/QHx4)

48 I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk)
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Sex Ed was sold as a way to lower teen pregnancy rates, prevent the spread of VD. In practice its about grooming kids and undermining parental authority. Also pissing off religious parents.

Not all, religious parents, mind you. Muslim kids don't have to attend.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

49 Ok two words:

Shrinkydink Genitalia

Posted by: banana Dream - shrinkydinkdong at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (3uBP9)

50 I think it's time to simply eject Minnesota from the United States. It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.

Swap Minnesota for Alberta. Easy-peasy. Everybody's happy. Canadians get another woke hellhole, Americans get another cowboy-redneck state.

Do it!

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (Av6i5)

51 They should make AI tools where when you take the gender bender pills, you turn into that guy posted earlier today.

Make them face the reality that that way lies madness.

Posted by: My eyes at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (9lsaX)

52 For those interested, I just loaded part 2 of my series on the potential invasion of Taiwan. Link in my nic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

53 Cross dressing is a kink
So is transgenderizing
Let's bring back kink shaming

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 29, 2026 06:37 PM (znREB)

54 6 Is that a transgender man in that photo, or just a really ugly woman?
Posted by: Tamminator at July 29, 2026 06:25 PM (tHEhe)

The latter, and she looks exactly the way you would expect her to look.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 06:37 PM (zYpTz)

55 Revoke statehood. Make them a territory on probation and send in the hanging judge from "Hang 'em High"

Posted by: My eyes at July 29, 2026 06:37 PM (9lsaX)

56 >>> I can't help but wonder what happens when a critical mass of parents fully check out on public schools. Given the collapsing birth rate, a bunch of them will need to be closed, and childless people are going to sour on paying for empty buildings. Women who have been raised to hate pregnancy and regard children as burdens aren't going to renew that school millage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)


They will become mandatory.

Posted by: banana Dream - shrinkydinkdong at July 29, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)

57 Did ya'll see the list of best states to live in? It was from US and World Report.

Minnesota is the third best.

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:35 PM (/QHx4)
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You'd think it would be about economic opportunity, low taxes, safe neighborhoods but it's really about abortion until the moment of birth, grooming kids and allowing illegals to roam freely and steal from the state.

Those are the best places to live.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

59 >>Did ya'll see the list of best states to live in? It was from US and World Report.

>>Minnesota is the third best.

I worked for a Minnesota based company for a while. In the winter it's ridiculously cold and in the summer the mosquitos are as big as birds and everywhere near those 10,000 lakes.

Hard pass.


Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (viF8m)

60 They will become mandatory.
Posted by: banana Dream - shrinkydinkdong at July 29, 2026 06:38 PM (3uBP9)
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I live in a pretty liberal college town and the last proposal to raise taxes got massacred.

Single 30-something chicks living on ramen will take the lower taxes over paying for some breeder's whelps.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

61 40 My grands go to a conservative Catholic private school and I will be in jail if one is ever harmed by anyone. Do not get me started on perv priests as there are pervs everywhere and our huge parish would not condone it.

Demons walk this earth to harm children.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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If a priest Knows that you are Willing to Hurt him if he approaches your child he will leave him alone. It's a bully thing - the path of least resistance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:40 PM (+yTe/)

62
I'm surprised Minnesota isn't first.

Best state to steal government money.

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:41 PM (/QHx4)

63 58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


Animals have had offspring for billions years without sex education.

Seriously, have these people never seen Blue Lagoon?

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:41 PM (Av6i5)

64 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (wzUl9)

Just sent an email to Thriller! magazine asking what's going on.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 29, 2026 06:41 PM (1Ff7Z)

65 Women who have been raised to hate pregnancy and regard children as burdens aren't going to renew that school millage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZO
***********
I should feel sorry for them but I don't. When youngest was 1.5yrs old I started back to work on Saturdays as a RN (before I had to take classes for the license). Their father had the chimps for my shift and it worked out well. My career, always around my boys and mostly part time, did really well for 32yrs. No regrets in not getting my MS degree to be an ARNP or director of a floor. Nope!

The grand slam of motherhood, to me, is being a grandmother. It is simply the best of everything.

My exBFnotF aborted at least 2 babies for her career (lawyuh). Later, in her mid-40's she decided she wanted a baby. Tried IVF. Eggs too old. Tried to talk one of her sisters into surrogacy and that did not work out (fortunately).

First of all she's a narcissist who would have been a horrible mother. She resented her baby sisters that I adored (for starters). She's mean as a snake and alienated her entire family, friends and mentally abused her elderly parents. Her child would have been a mess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)

66 My sister always got mad at me when I put dongs on her paper dolls.

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi)

67
Still spewing shit, as usual. And pushing the lie about Ivermectin as a horse dewormer. I hate him and what my home state has become.
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Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public.

Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (kX27y)

68 56 >>> I can't help but wonder what happens when a critical mass of parents fully check out on public schools. Given the collapsing birth rate, a bunch of them will need to be closed, and childless people are going to sour on paying for empty buildings. ...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:32 PM (ZOv7s)
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Grampa said, I paid for your mother's schooling they should pay for yours.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (+yTe/)

69 Any parent who ends their children to public school in Minnesota should have their children seized from them by Child Protective Services have have them fostered by a Christian family.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (Av6i5)

70 If a priest Knows that you are Willing to Hurt him if he approaches your child he will leave him alone. It's a bully thing - the path of least resistance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:40 PM (+yTe/)
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The perv priests was very much a function of the time. Since the new protocols went into place, it's not much of an issue. Public schools are far, far more dangerous.

One could argue that things have gone too far because priests are now removed from ministry without any opportunity to defend themselves - they are presumed guilty and have to prove their innocence, and of course malicious actors do this just to mess with them.

One of the many things on Pope Leo's plate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 29, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

71 Revoke MN’s status as a state and revert it to territorial status.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:44 PM (pDKdk)

72 As wrote downstairs, Cultural Marxist Seminaries are pushing Trannie mental illness

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 06:45 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Have read estimates of a good percentage of kids mess around with playing opposite sex

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

74 Minnesota: 1) trans dolls 2) Walz being insane 3) Ilhan Omar leading a Muslim invasion 4) attacking ICE and dying x2 5) gave the Dems DNC chair Ken Martin former head of the Minn DFL.
That's some dumbfuckery right there

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:46 PM (BlDDt)

75 >>>She's mean as a snake and alienated her entire family, friends and mentally abused her elderly parents. Her child would have been a mess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Thinning the herd may not be a completely bad thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:47 PM (+yTe/)

76
Ohio Gov says

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:47 PM (/QHx4)

77 3M should move in it's entirety to Mississippi.
No rebranding required.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 29, 2026 06:47 PM (ZypAx)

78 Remember Kevin Jemnings, the safe school czar
He was printing up books for 5th graders on how to perform fisting.

I called the TX dept of education once a week asking why they had not publicly denounced this pervert. I have no children but this was so wrong I would not just stand by and be silent.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 06:48 PM (abScH)

79
Haitains revived Springfield. No more dogp oop they ate the dogs

Posted by: four seasons at July 29, 2026 06:49 PM (/QHx4)

80 73 Have read estimates of a good percentage of kids mess around with playing opposite sex

Posted by: Skip
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Did you? Did anyone your grew up with? I bet not.
That's invasive crap they put out to break down resistance.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:49 PM (+yTe/)

81 44 I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk)

11 for me.

The funny thing is that there was one thing I did not consider: the implications for me. That is, until I ran into Danielle at the age of 14 at the beginning of freshman year…

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:50 PM (pDKdk)

82 73 Have read estimates of a good percentage of kids mess around with playing opposite sex
Posted by: Skip


My online identity has been "non-binary" since before the term was even invented. I myself am "transgender" in the sense of "existing outside the concept of gender." I should be considered a pioneer of the transgender movement, but no, instead they ignore. I demand acknowledgement and affirmation!

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:50 PM (Av6i5)

83 74 Minnesota: 1) trans dolls 2) Walz being insane 3) Ilhan Omar leading a Muslim invasion 4) attacking ICE and dying x2 5) gave the Dems DNC chair Ken Martin former head of the Minn DFL.
That's some dumbfuckery right there
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:46 PM (BlDDt)

And, that's just the start of the list! Wait until Peggy Flanagan becomes a Senator and Kloubuchar becomes Governor!

Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (kX27y)

84 58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

HOW???

Posted by: Virtually everyone today at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (pDKdk)

85 58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

I’d be just fine with them taking it out of schools and doing something far more dangerous: you know, leaving such things to families.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:53 PM (pDKdk)

86 I remember in sixth grade, with no warning, the boys got and extra and unexpected recess. The girls went to watch a film. After that the girls seemed...different.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 29, 2026 06:53 PM (l26NL)

87 I should be considered a pioneer of the transgender movement, but no, instead they ignore. I demand acknowledgement and affirmation!

Posted by: zombie
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So the pic of a cute Asian girl in a bikini is not you?
Illusions shattered.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 06:53 PM (+yTe/)

88 This kid may be in need of some homeschooling:

"An autistic first grader was suspended from school after biting his sandwich into the shape of a gun and pointing it at a classmate during lunch,

John was previously suspended for pointing a bottle of water at someone and making gun noises and also punished for drawing a pilgrim shooting a turkey,

Since 2023, John has been disciplined at least 33 times, including 14 suspensions, for incidents like kicking and punching a student at recess, according to school records obtained by the outlet."

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)

89 Wtf
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
......

WTH

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (UjdFS)

90 There really just needs to be a ditch.
Call it the Truth Ditch.

To fill with all of these deranged murderous, lunatics and be done with it.

You are sterilizing children, you mf'ing monsters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (3cUTc)

91 Horseshoers 14 year old daughter , "I hang out with all my gay friends"
Me, you have a lot of seriously confused friends.
End of conversation.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 06:54 PM (abScH)

92 86 I remember in sixth grade, with no warning, the boys got and extra and unexpected recess. The girls went to watch a film. After that the girls seemed...different.

Same here, us girls watched a movie about getting our periods and what to do, I seem to recall a swimming pool and an embarrassed girl.

Posted by: beckster at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (kX27y)

93 78 Remember Kevin Jemnings, the safe school czar
He was printing up books for 5th graders on how to perform fisting.
Posted by: Ben Had


My exposé of his "reading list" was the most explosive report I ever did. So explsive that I had to get it published on other website under pseudonyms.

"Fisting" was the least of it. He actively promoted pedophilia, with books (aimed at kids) filled with X-rated descriptions of how great it is to be turned gay by being molested by an adult pervert. It as (and remains) completely mind-boggling, so grotesque that normal people just turn away rather than confront it.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Av6i5)

94 Sex Ed was a guy teacher telling us sixth graders boys about the birds and the bees. A female teacher was telling the girls at the same time. My old man had already told me " be careful , and if you can't be careful name it after me"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (BlDDt)

95 I mostly remember in my high school class of around 350 1 boy was known to be ghey and no one thought they were the opposite sex.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Ia/+0)

96 So we've gone from Barbie and Ken having no genitalia to paper dolls have swappable.

Makes sense to me.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (Fh5di)

97 Haitains revived Springfield. No more dogp oop they ate the dogs
Posted by: four season


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at July 29, 2026 06:56 PM (UjdFS)

98 "It just gets worse and worse every single day."

by design.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 29, 2026 06:58 PM (VyBeY)

99 94 Sex Ed was a guy teacher telling us sixth graders boys about the birds and the bees. A female teacher was telling the girls at the same time. My old man had already told me " be careful , and if you can't be careful name it after me"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2026 06:55 PM (BlDDt)

My (evil, dumbass) fifth grade teacher ran sex ed, saying “we are going to talk about the girls first because they are more complex”. Even as an 11 year old I thought “why not teach calculus first before arithmetic”? I despised her, if for no other reason her determination to fail me because she didn’t like the way I held a pen/pencil.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:58 PM (pDKdk)

100 It's going to get much worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 29, 2026 06:59 PM (CjhZR)

101 How does the Muslim population in MN, a not insignificant percentage, feel about Minnesota's Use of "Trans Dolls" with Swappable Genitalia to Promote Transgenderism to Young Children?

Yea
or
Nay

That, alone, might tell a story. Maybe not "the story" but one story.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (jehhT)

102 Not at all surprised. Really sad. Jesus is gonna bitch slap all of us when he returns. Give an inch they take a mile. Every time.

Posted by: Billythesquid at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (gN+5I)

103 I despised her, if for no other reason her determination to fail me because she didn’t like the way I held a pen/pencil.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:58 PM (pDKdk)
How do you hold a pen or pencil?

Posted by: Eromero at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (LHPAg)

104 16 just fixing my nic, sorry, this is from the ole fashioned patriot, not the usual phone
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (Ydd86)


Thought you were claiming to be a patriotic poster: God Bless America!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (IAdFa)

105 “Young Children” ?

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Just Saying at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (j381Y)

106 Chances are this Trannie pushing will stop someday, mostly if it gets expensive for the pushrrs

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

107 zombie, thank you exposing that , I don't even know what to call him. I just knew I couldn't not say something.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (abScH)

108 81 44 I remember just the basics of reproduction was not covered in schools until I was 14. Funnily enough it was assumed you would not need to know about any of that until puberty.
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ZNpJk)

11 for me.

The funny thing is that there was one thing I did not consider: the implications for me. That is, until I ran into Danielle at the age of 14 at the beginning of freshman year…
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 06:50 PM (pDKdk)
***********
I grew up on a farm and was 22yrs before I understood EVERYTHING. My life long bubble is a happy place.

Recently my dude laughed about me being asked to the "After Party" of a Jethro Tull concert. By the bass player, sending a roadie. The first 5 rows were invited & I was leaving. My friends said no to the roadie and I left with them & my brother.

I honestly thought it was just to party. My husband said, well, no, not completely. I argued they were nice guys (from what I read) and he, patiently after almost 50yrs, said, "What do you think he wanted?" Oh. Well I would have said no. He gave up at this point & we went to bed.

Children should be sheltered and remain children as long as possible.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:01 PM (hzuYO)

109 >>>It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.

We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM


Civilization affirming care.

Posted by: toby928(c) at July 29, 2026 07:02 PM (G2cEy)

110 How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?

Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h)

111 HHS Unveils Policy To End Funding For 'Dangerous Gain-Of-Function Research'
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They are still doing it? Thought that stopped with Trump.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:04 PM (+yTe/)

112 How does the Muslim population in MN, a not insignificant percentage, feel about Minnesota's Use of "Trans Dolls" with Swappable Genitalia to Promote Transgenderism to Young Children?

Yea
or
Nay

That, alone, might tell a story. Maybe not "the story" but one story.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2026 07:00 PM (jehhT)

They are being bought off so they can send stolen money to terrorists.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:04 PM (uhVAy)

113 I have decided to be a consultant.

A sex advisor consultant.

If a lady wants my F***ing opinion she can ask for it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (u82oZ)

114 That's pretty interesting stuff AHL. Completely out of my wheel house, but I'm glad someone knows their stuff. One point I'd like to correct you on though is, with respect to logistics, big beautiful cargo aircraft are in fact the sexiest aircraft in existence. true fact

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9)

115 How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h)

Walter Mondale

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy)

116 What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic

Bachelor Swedes.
Trust me on this one.
Looking for hotdish.

Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (q6tQZ)

117 How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h)
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Must be something in the lutefisk...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (FZ29D)

118 How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h)


Scandis? Look what happened to Sweden.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (IAdFa)

119 Bachelor Swedes.
Trust me on this one.
Looking for hotdish.

Should've socked it as Bjorn Jaggish

Posted by: MkY at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (q6tQZ)

120 How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h)

It started with the stereotypic niceness. Those poor Somalian refugees, of course, we'll take them in!

You know how the rest goes.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 29, 2026 07:07 PM (zYpTz)

121 As for affirmation, people at the coffeehouse were pretty laissez-faire. "Oh, he's just getting in touch with his feminine side."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Heh, you're one of the last people on here I'd have suspected of loitering at a transvestite coffee house.

Posted by: Run By Max Klinger? at July 29, 2026 07:07 PM (JM9I6)

122 We need to transition by lopping off our Minnesota.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:24 PM

Civilization affirming care.
Posted by: toby928(c)
________

Lop off our Minnesota and have our Montana enhanced.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 07:08 PM (XvL8K)

123 I think it's time to simply eject Minnesota from the United States. It's a diseased appendage that must be cut off to save the rest of the body.

Endorsed. When doves cry.

Posted by: Purple Rain at July 29, 2026 07:09 PM (q2NNn)

124 58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

HOW???
Posted by: Virtually everyone today at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (pDKdk)

I seriously had kids in the neighborhood tell me that girls would get the 'baby fever' once they turned 30 as their fertility ran out. I was like 12. Apparently they didn't teach girls that for long after that time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

125 About 15yrs ago, in a public school in FL, there was a "trend" of girls experimenting being lesbian or trans. It goes back that far in a red state.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)

Remember when it was just the LUGs (Lesbians Until Graduation)? It seems like so very long ago. Simpler times.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (9ZFZd)

126 How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic at July 29, 2026 07:03 PM (oqH4h)
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Must be something in the lutefisk...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 29, 2026 07:06 PM (FZ29D)

. . . or the furniture
. . . or the meatballs

Posted by: Purple Rain at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (q2NNn)

127 What happened to Minnesota? Apathy and it ain't just there.

Tytler got it right.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (abScH)

128 Lop off our Minnesota and have our Montana enhanced.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2026 07:08 PM (XvL8K)

That would have my vote. I might vote illegally for this in several states.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:10 PM (hzuYO)

129 Clinton shipped the Somalis in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:11 PM (+yTe/)

130 we are all good giving Fauci to Putin as part of a peace deal with Z-skyy right?
Posted by: vmom exterminate exterminate exterminate at July 29, 2026 06:30 PM (Ydd86)

China might be a better choice

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:11 PM (uhVAy)

131 These smug smile teachers just love perverting the children, especially if they can get them to keep it a secret from their parents. Pervert the kid AND turn him against his (evil) parents.

This is why trannies kill their parents. Thank a teacher.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2026 07:12 PM (vbXSk)

132
How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic

===============

At one time, I'd have thought this was because lefties cleverly imported a population that was very open to the message that they were an aggrieved minority who was entitled to extra goodies ("Vote for us and we'll see to it that you get them").

But it was waaaayyyy back in the day that Norm Coleman was ripped off of a US Senate seat that went to that Democrat SNL star (Al Franken) who got canceled for sexist jokes. There was a lot of controversy about the legitimacy of that election, which Coleman lost by, a think, a couple hundred votes.

So this has been going on for a while.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2026 07:13 PM (mmrXZ)

133 Gawd. Another day, another reason to look really hard at bailing out of Minnesota. How's West Virginia these days?

Posted by: Dale at July 29, 2026 07:13 PM (f45WX)

134 Over the next few comments I will paste in a passage from a random page of a book called "Queer 13" that Obama's "Safe Schools Czar" Kevin Jennings wanted to make be a nationwide required textbook. Brace yourself -- TRIGGER WARNING:

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Queer 13, pages 43-45:

"One day, on the bus to shop class, this ugly fuck of a man sat behind me and put his foot in the crack of my seat. He was skinny, with a patchy, pencil-thin mustache that besotted his oily face. I ignored him for most of the trip. I did notice that he changed buses when I did, but this time he sat beside me. He tried a little small talk, but then he suddenly and very nervously put his hand on my crotch. It never occurred to me to tell him not to. I’m not sure if I agreed to it or not, but he managed to get me to follow him to a nearby rest room at another secondary school “to play.” In the bathroom stall, lit by two scant rows of fluorescent lights, half of them burnt-out or flickering, he tried to kiss me, but I was too nauseated to do that. He sucked my nipples and played with my cock. I had no idea what to do. He then tried to get me to suck his. Somehow I knew this was expected of me...(con't)

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:13 PM (Av6i5)

135 [con’t]…

“…, but I just could not put his ugly, foul-smelling penis into my mouth. When he forced it in I gagged so hard I started vomiting. Undaunted, he tried to put his cock in my ass. Thankfully, he came prematurely. He pulled up his trousers and left me in the toilet stall confused, frightened, crying, and praying to God for forgiveness of my horrible sin. I spent a good deal of time locked in the stall, trying to clean up, trying to wipe the smell of that act off with wet toilet paper, but I was doused in the stench of that man and what he had done.
This incident should have soured me on men, but it only made me more confused and needful. One day later, something accidental happened that would change my life. I discovered that at a urinal I could actually see someone else’s penis. I was ecstatic and fearful, but I wanted more. One day, at a local shopping mall, as I was trying to sneak a peek at penises in the rest rooms, a man at the urinal actually turned to me and started playing with himself. He flashed me a gold-toothed smirk and motioned for me to come over. Shocked, I zippered up and ran out, but the seeds had been laid. The whole world of rest-room sex had [con't]

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:14 PM (Av6i5)

136 Nice looking young mom was arrested and convicted for calling a creepy minority filming kids for calling him a name.

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2026 07:14 PM (Ia/+0)

137 As for affirmation, people at the coffeehouse were pretty laissez-faire. "Oh, he's just getting in touch with his feminine side."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

If I want to get in touch with my feminine self, I'll just get drunk, blubber and talk nonsense.... then rant about no one understanding me.

Posted by: Big Lou at July 29, 2026 07:14 PM (q6tQZ)

138 [con't)

"... opened itself up to me.
Soon I was spending a great deal of time hanging out in shopping malls and cruising the rest rooms for sexual encounters. My rest-room exploits started to be a great burden on my mind. The better part of the year was spent making deals with God, asking for a sign, then ignoring and rationalizing everything I perceived to be a sign, praying for forgiveness, and being obsessed with raging hormones and a seemingly endless supply of dicks. I believed that it was all part of a test by God to see if I was a sinner. I was.
I had known before that something was up, and that I was attracted to men, but this toilet thing was a whole new realm of sin and Satan, a new level that I had never before imagined. The following years were spent praying for forgiveness and trying to purge my homosexuality through prayer and Bible study. While my classmates wondered what sex was like, content to masturbate over pinups, I was out there having my cock sucked and my ass fucked. These were grown men I was tricking with. Some were nice, grateful for a young boy to have their way with. Some were harsh and mean...[con't]

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (Av6i5)

139 I seriously had kids in the neighborhood tell me that girls would get the 'baby fever' once they turned 30 as their fertility ran out. I was like 12. Apparently they didn't teach girls that for long after that time.

Posted by: Oldcat
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They used to get the 'baby fever' between 16 and 22. If they didn't have a child by the time they were 22 something was wrong.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (+yTe/)

140 Swappable genitalia are only a thing on the planet Ork.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (0MjtC)

141
This is why trannies kill their parents. Thank a teacher.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 29, 2026 07:12 PM (vbXSk)

This puzzles me- why not kill the teacher or the doctor? Or are their brains too fried to make that connection and parents are just a closer target?

Posted by: sal at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (f+FmA)

142 [con't]

"....There were a few nasty encounters, brutal and painful experiences, near-rapes, but through it all, I never thought that I had the ability to say no.
I was scared about what I was doing, scared of God’s judgment and of being caught in all those rest rooms and parks, but I really did enjoy those sexual encounters. That feeling of doing it to them and them doing the same for me was just too damn good."

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (Av6i5)

143 Would a real woman beat her mother to death with a hammer? Even taking into account the insanity, it sounds more like a guy thing.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (8mulE)

Poison is the go to murder technique for women by all reports.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy)

144 They used to get the 'baby fever' between 16 and 22. If they didn't have a child by the time they were 22 something was wrong.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:15 PM (+yTe/)

yeah that was husband fever.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy)

145 I read somewhere that the M->F'ers are very proud the first time they run up onto the curb.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

146 Poison is the go to murder technique for women by all reports.
Posted by: Oldcat

Very Agatha Christie. Knew a woman ( physician, no less) that burned her kids alive. "STay there, baby, the firemen will come and get you out."

Posted by: Big Lou at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (q6tQZ)

147 zombie, I remember reading that.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2026 07:18 PM (abScH)

148 129 Clinton shipped the Somalis in.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:11 PM (+yTe/)

No, I am repeatedly assured here that America had no evil Muslims AT ALL until Bush XLIII.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 07:18 PM (5cAZW)

149 An undisclosed amount is also dispersed to its Institute for Sexual and Gender Health, which has a total budget of $1.4 million.
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Disbursed. It's "disbursed," you professional writer, you

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (PQQ7d)

150 yeah that was husband fever.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 29, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy)

The main reason women went to college prior to 1970.
Not all- but most.

Posted by: sal at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (f+FmA)

151 >>>This puzzles me- why not kill the teacher or the doctor? Or are their brains too fried to make that connection and parents are just a closer target?

Posted by: sal
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The parents started it
The parents allowed it to happen
The parents didn't defend them

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (+yTe/)

152 How did Minnesota turn from cold place with quirky but stereotypically nice people into a weird festering cauldron of somehow both third-world islamic thievery and also kiddie-bothering perversion?

What the fuck is going on there?
Posted by: ballistic


* smiles *

Posted by: Big Penguin at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (bcayB)

153 Last night, @seattlestorm co-owner Celeste Keaton cursed out two teen girls for wearing @xx_xyathletics shirts, calling them "f*cking insane."

Interesting in 1978 I and a frat bro decided we as no-athlete would win the coed flag football.
No off the line touch, automatic first down if man collided with woman on running plays.
We had 2 gals play basketball, 2 softball players, and a tennis gal.
They could run a play, catch a football, and run.
We made the girls the heros as they made every first down and we won the championship.
Did we play a powder puff game, yes. But we played and had fun.
Point is, everyone of the men playing girl sports is not for fun. It is to hurt or injure or humiliate.

Posted by: r hennigantx at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM (/+uur)

154 58 You know, people had kids for 10s of thousands of years without sex education.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 29, 2026 06:39 PM (zZu0s)

HOW???
Posted by: Virtually everyone today at July 29, 2026 06:52 PM (pDKdk)

I covered this extensively in my Earth's Children book series featuring Ayla, an orphaned Cro-Magnon girl adopted by the Neanderthals and her main love interest, Jondalar of the Zeladonii who sported a prodigiously-sized "woman maker."

Posted by: Jean M. Auel at July 29, 2026 07:20 PM (q2NNn)

155 147 zombie, I remember reading that.
Posted by: Ben Had


The expose made quite a splash at the time. It was reposted everywhere.

Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2026 07:20 PM (Av6i5)

156 LOL, keep fucking that chicken.

Bush brought in tons of Muslims and that's just one of a million reasons everyone hates your gay idol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2026 07:20 PM (PQQ7d)

157 An undisclosed amount is also dispersed to its Institute for Sexual and Gender Health, which has a total budget of $1.4 million.
----

Disbursed. It's "disbursed," you professional writer, you
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2026 07:19 PM


Considering most, if not all, of it is pissed away, dispersed might not be a bad verb choice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

158 I used to want to see MN, MI, Maine and Vermont. Not so much these days. I'll stay in cowboy country for now.

I know this crap of trans/gheys is accepted at universities. I avoid them and cities.

I am even avoiding our college for the nursing reunion next month. There is a tour for both the hospital where we trained and the school of nursing. To see the stupid mannequins. I am sure I'd misbehave and crack inappropriate jokes if the mannequins are male/female.

I am going to a dinner at a pub with whoever shows up instead for the entire decade of '70 grads.

I will look the best as I swan in, I am sure of it. I hope others show up vs the liberal friend who emailed me. Or she keeps her yap shut about liberal stuff and I have to be polite as the only Southerner in our class and then flounce out early.

I am a terrible alumnus/alumna/whatever. They won't get one cent from me for their now liberal bs when I croak.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 29, 2026 07:21 PM (hzuYO)

159 One point I'd like to correct you on though is, with respect to logistics, big beautiful cargo aircraft are in fact the sexiest aircraft in existence. true fact
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2026 07:05 PM (3uBP9)

As a retired LRO I miss the C-5s with the GE TF39 turbofan engines.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 07:22 PM (5cAZW)

160 nood



cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2026 07:22 PM (3uBP9)

161 Re: trans parents
I recognize that there's a fair amount of Munchausen-by-proxy trans parents, but I thought they were the most visible.
I was thinking more of the parents bullied into this by unscrupulous practitioners, who preyed on their love for their troubled kids.

Posted by: sal at July 29, 2026 07:23 PM (f+FmA)

162
Bush brought in tons of Muslims and that's just one of a million reasons everyone hates your gay idol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2026 07:20 PM (PQQ7d)

As if on cue.

No evil Muslims were in this veritable Eden before the evil Bush XLIII. Never mind that I saw evil Muslims here WAY before that.

(Insert eye roll)

(But then,

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2026 07:25 PM (5cAZW)

163 Would a real woman beat her mother to death with a hammer? Even taking into account the insanity, it sounds more like a guy thing.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 29, 2026 06:27 PM (8mulE)


Lizzie Borden used an axe.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 29, 2026 07:25 PM (IAdFa)

164 I have an idea.

Let's give Canada Minnesota in exchange for Alberta.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 29, 2026 07:30 PM (w3u3d)

165 Remember Wellstone and his "funeral?"

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 29, 2026 07:36 PM (pRQGu)

166 Joe Camel banned because he's an influencer.
Tranny dolls are fine, because.

Posted by: Enola Gay Pride at July 29, 2026 07:41 PM (DIS3S)

167 So here's a comment that can't go into the "I just love animal videos" thread up above.

As so many of you lose your minds as to "why teachers would do this" ? Just rewind to "why did these priests do this". Or "why did these Boy Scout leaders do this".

To ask is to answer. Why does an Ol' Boy take his 3/4 Ton Truck and drag one of these fancy-ass elevated Deer Blinds ?

Not to take pictures.

Posted by: Cold Hard Truth at July 29, 2026 07:59 PM (af6Hn)

168 "NCGSH is in the picture.

NCGSH stands for the National Center for Gender Spectrum Health at the Eli Coleman Institute for Sexual and Gender Health (part of the University of Minnesota Medical School), which focuses on research, clinical care, and education.

The my Gender dolls are)were tools are designed for transgender and gender-diverse children aged 4 to 10 years old.

The materials consist of 2D paper or vinyl-style doll bases paired with a digital app counterpart. The dolls feature peel-off, interchangeable external genitalia, internal reproductive organs, clothing, and accessories.

Creators state they are designed as a therapeutic play approach to help children visualize anatomy and cope with societal messages.
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Don't get it (above) at all. Yes, Tyrus is right about many things. (A good man, it seems.) Only groomers - power mad narcissists - would so engage.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 29, 2026 09:21 PM (LL19j)

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