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192 House Democrats Vote "No" on Resolution to Condemn Socialism; Hakeem Jeffries Fumes at Democrats Who Voted With the Republicans

I missed this yesterday.

Two "moderate" Democrats joined the Republicans in getting the vote to the floor -- without those two Democrats, the resolution would have stalled in committee.

Hakeem Jeffries is spitting mad at these anti-socialist Democrats, calling them traitors.

The House of Representatives passed a resolution condemning socialism on Tuesday evening, with all but eight House Democrats voting against it.

In a stunning twist of fate, however, the vote would not have occurred if two House Democrats hadn't stepped in hours earlier to help the GOP through a procedural hurdle -- blindsiding House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., in the process.

Jeffries later threatened consequences for the pair in a dramatic statement late on Tuesday night, calling their move a "breach of trust."

The resolution passed 220 to 192 with all "no" votes coming from the left, including Democrats' senior leaders: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y., House Minority Whip Katherine Clark, D-Mass., and House Democratic Caucus Chair Pete Aguilar, D-Calif.

The legislation also affirmed support for election integrity and called for passage of the Safeguarding American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act, which nearly all Democrats oppose.

House conservatives had threatened to tank a procedural vote, called a "rule vote," meant to unlock debate on several bills GOP leaders wanted lawmakers to vote on this week. That included the resolution condemning socialism and several other unrelated bills.

Five Republicans voted against the rule, which was poised to fail until Reps. Jared Golden, D-Maine, and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, D-Wash., provided two critical votes to get the GOP over the finish line in a narrow 209 to 208 vote.

The five Republicans were protesting a past vote on the continuing resolution. I'm so tired of this look-at-me, quien-es-mas-macho-conservative bullshit.


Jeffries and other senior House Democratic leaders warned in a statement the day after, ""The decision by two of our colleagues to blindside the entire House Democratic Caucus and join with the Republican majority to pass a procedural rule on the brink of failing represents a significant breach of trust."


"It is an action that necessitates a serious response, and we have asked the Committee on Caucus Rules to take this up in short order," the leaders said.

All Republicans wound up voting in favor of the resolution condemning socialism and affirming election integrity on Tuesday evening, however.


...

It's almost unheard of for the minority party to help their political rivals pass a rule, and Jeffries told reporters he was not notified beforehand.

The five House Republicans who voted against it were Reps. Pete Sessions, R-Texas; Chip Roy, R-Texas; Ralph Norman, R-S.C., Clay Higgins, R-La.; and Andy Harris, R-Md.


The rebels' issue was not with the measure itself, nor the bills it would have allowed the House to pass. Their votes were a protest against how their leaders handled a plan to avert a government shutdown just before the midterm elections, a short-term funding bill called a continuing resolution (CR). That measure passed just before the rule vote began.

Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Mohamad El-Sayed will join Islamists and conspiracy theorists to Just Ask Questions about 9/11, days before the 9/11 twenty-five year anniversary.

Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed has questions, just as Tuq'r Qarlson wants to know who really blew up WTC 7.

Democratic Michigan Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed is scheduled to speak at an Islamic convention this weekend--six days before the 25th anniversary of 9/11--on a panel alongside a "9/11 truther" and a Muslim cleric conspiracy theorist who has called for an "examination" of the official narrative surrounding the terrorist attacks.

El-Sayed is headlining the Islamic Society of North America's annual convention in Detroit on Saturday. There, El-Sayed will speak on a panel to examine a "turmoiled America" alongside left-wing pundit Cenk Uygur and Zaid Shakir, an outspoken New Jersey-based cleric, according to a convention itinerary.

Both men have promoted conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11, in which al Qaeda operatives killed 2,977 Americans.

"I no longer believe [sic] official 9/11 story," Uygur declared in a social media rant in February. Uygur, who hosts the Young Turks YouTube show, is now pushing debunked claims about Israeli involvement in the attacks, including the "dancing Israelis" myth, an antisemitic conspiracy theory that posits that five Israeli spies filmed and celebrated the terrorist attack. "I didn't know we arrested Israeli spies who were here to 'document the event,'" wrote Uygur, who is the uncle of Hasan Piker, a close El-Sayed ally who has said that "America deserved 9/11."

Uygur was widely mocked for, as one outlet described it, "going full 9/11 truther."

Shakir has similarly called for an "examination" of what he described as "glaring weaknesses and inconsistencies" in the official 9/11 narrative. He has argued that the U.S. government used the attacks to "launch a war on Islam," and he directed followers to the writings of David Ray Griffin, a leading 9/11 conspiracy theorist who has argued that the United States orchestrated the attacks.

El-Sayed's appearance alongside the conspiracy theorists comes as his own record of seeking to minimize the horror of 9/11, and to draw equivalence between 9/11 victims and casualties of the war on terror, is under scrutiny.

...

El-Sayed has also faced withering scrutiny over his close ties to Piker, a popular left-wing influencer who has campaigned with El-Sayed. El-Sayed has repeatedly refused to fully disavow Piker's remarks about 9/11, saying that they have been "taken out of context" and that Piker is a victim of "cancel culture."

And El-Sayed has sought to link "Islamophobia" after 9/11 to health problems for Muslims and Arabs.

In a Sept. 11, 2012, essay for CNN that called Muslims "another victim of 9/11," El-Sayed cited a study conducted in California that found a dramatic increase in premature births for Muslim women after 9/11 compared with before the attacks. El-Sayed attributed the spike to "discrimination and marginalization" that Muslim women experienced after the attacks.

El-Sayed omitted from his essay the findings of his own study comparing birth outcomes for Muslim women before and after 9/11, however. El-Sayed's study, conducted in Michigan, found no difference in premature births for Muslim women after 9/11 and found overall that Arab and Muslim women were at "significantly" lower risk for premature births compared to white, black, and Asian mothers, the Free Beacon reported.

Shakir, in addition to propagating 9/11 conspiracy theories, has blamed Israel for other terrorist attacks and called for Muslims to use "guerrilla warfare" to achieve their desired political outcomes.

In related news: The media is attacking Bari Weiss for rewriting a "journalists'" headline about Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed deleting old tweets in which he suggested a moral equivalency between 9/11 and US war against Al Qaeda.

Why would the headline news of the story not be in the headline? For only one reason: the "journalist" wants to bury the story under an anodyne headline that draws no attention.

Mollie
@MZHemingway

How dare she improve the objective journalism of the entity she is responsible for

Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlock

Facinating anyone would think a prominent Senate candidate deleting tweets about 9/11 ISN'T newsworthy

ZitoSalena
@ZitoSalena

I am old-school, but that's what executive editors at news organizations and in newsrooms around the country have always done

Mickey Kaus
@kausmickey

Sep 1

Why the hell not? Top editors often get involved in headline writing. One reason they call them editors. (You don't want to know the editorial struggles over a 5 word cover line at Newsweek during the GHWB years.) 9-11 certainly seems a salient angle to the CBS piece.

"CBS' El-Sayed Scandal", on the other hand, is a BS hed. But they can put it on save-get and use it again.

He's knocking this "expose" for claiming the routine step of an editor rewriting the headline is a "scandal." Once again, lefties decide that subordinates should have the power to overrule their bosses, at least when the subordinate is further left than the boss. They constantly make this claim in the Trump Administration, claiming that all 50,000 of Trump's left-wing bureaucrats should have the right to set Trump Administration policy.

As for the "save-get" part -- I have no idea what that means.

Mickey Kaus
@kausmickey

If like NYT you have a smooth-running operation that reliably churns out subscriber-pleasing anti-GOP heds then maybe, like an Open Claw, it doesn't need much top-level supervision. Maybe CBS was like that, which could be why reporters seem to feel changing heds violates UN human rights protocols.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:38 PM




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Posted by: GF at September 02, 2026 04:38 PM (mFN/k)

2 House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y.

That's like being prince of the Eunuchs!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)

3 Those 5 "Republicans" should get a nasty-gram from The Donald.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (TN0g+)

4 And Jeffries could be the next Speaker....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:41 PM (+gK6I)

5 The crime syndicate continues apace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 04:42 PM (P+WAR)

6 192 House Democrats Vote "No" on Resolution to Condemn Socialism; Hakeem Jeffries Fumes at Democrats Who Voted With the Republicans

—Disinformation Expert Ace
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So much for Jeffries' repudiating socialism.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:42 PM (Fi81e)

7 I'm starting to wonder if Abdul really wants to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (viF8m)

8 Fire can melt steel, but you can never convince someone who was never convinced in the first place to give up their delusions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

9 Willowed:

434 You must be some sort of Carmen comment chameleon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

I have my greatest inspirations whilst using the Bizet.
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

10 "Anti-socialism" is really anti-black!! -- Don Lemon and Joy Reid in a couple of weeks, probably.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (Fi81e)

11 Hakeem Jeffries must be eating his sombrero by now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

12 The single most tone-deaf power-5 school in the nation continues demonstrating just how out of touch they remain (from ESPN.com):

Penn State has announced it is opening the Paterno Family Football Experience Room in the All-Sports Museum inside Beaver Stadium on Thursday, a "permanent museum experience" the school says will celebrate Penn State's football history.

I'd recommend any who plan to visit avoid the showers at all costs.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (TN0g+)

13 >>>10 "Anti-socialism" is really anti-black!! -- Don Lemon and Joy Reid in a couple of weeks, probably.

of course! They've probably already said it.

Everything I don't like is racism!

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (1wjle)

14 Abdul is betting the AWFLs will vote for him no matter what he says just to prove they are not 'racist.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)

15 They don't actually oppose socialism/communism, they just don't want these upstarts giving the game away.

Posted by: Boil the frog slowly at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (TbWk/)

16 11 Hakeem Jeffries must be eating his sombrero by now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

Oh.. I forgot about that.. That was so funny

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:45 PM (+gK6I)

17 Chip Roy is asshoe. Good thing TX Primary Voters ended his re-election bid. Good riddance!

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 02, 2026 04:45 PM (q2NNn)

18 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 02, 2026 04:45 PM (SRRAx)

19 >>>Resolution to Condemn Socialism

Good thing they're finished solving the rest of the country's problems.

Worthless layabouts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 04:45 PM (dK+Kv)

20 The House of Representatives passed a resolution condemning socialism on Tuesday evening, with all but eight House Democrats voting against it.
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We're here because atheists want slop.

Marxism IS a "religion" when it kills enough people--but it's NOT the type of religion you have to keep separate from STATE!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:45 PM (Fi81e)

21 The R temper tantrums are getting really old.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2026 04:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 When he is questioned about the U.S-Canada trade agreement collapse, Secretary Lutnick quotes the Canadian govt officials. “I said to him, are you trying to blow this up? and he said, and I quote, “I’m not allowed to say that.“” Lutnick then encapsulates what that response meant.

“They decided for political reasons, domestically, domestic Canada, they’d rather fight with Donald Trump; even if it’s bad for the economy of Canada, for their political ambition to get a certain election,” Lutnick noted. He continued, “now remember, Quebec has the sovereign party was in the lead, so that’s why they came up with this French nonsense. You think the American side talked about how people speak in Quebec? We have a deal with France, we have a deal with Italy, we have a deal with Germany, we don’t care about their language; none of that was true.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:46 PM (xEffA)

23 2 House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y.

That's like being prince of the Eunuchs!
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM


We would have also accepted "Temu Obama."

Posted by: The Judges at September 02, 2026 04:46 PM (2Ez/1)

24 Woke 2.0 was crazy!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:46 PM (Fi81e)

25 Can those Massie accused of being Epstein clients sue him for defamation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:46 PM (2GVsD)

26 If the US is not a socialist country, how did the nation get $40 trillion in debt?

Posted by: Suckers Of The World Unite!g at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM (+iYtA)

27 do they make giant corn chips in the shape of a sombrero? So you can put meat and cheese around the rim?

If they don't, they should.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

28 Hey Theresa!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM (2GVsD)

29 You know that cartoon meme with a dog sitting at a table, while fire is burning all around him and the caption says "Everything is Fine"?
That describes the Democrat party perfectly.
The problem is that once the fire starts, it spreads everywhere, out of control.
I never thought I would, well beyond 29, see so many in America not being able to see Communism for what it is, much less embracing it.
Just wait until the food store isles are empty and the shooting starts. Like every other Communist regime in history. Those DSA'ers will want to go back to the "old days". It will be too late then.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM (Uvvcx)

30 Abdul is betting the AWFLs will vote for him no matter what he says just to prove they are not 'racist.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (2GVsD)

He already knows they dream of getting raped by swarthy "exotic" men so it's pretty much a lock.

Posted by: The morally superior sex at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM (TbWk/)

31 Socialism? That's just a weak product of our two party system. We need a party that's pro dicks in pencil sharpeners.

Oh, wait

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 02, 2026 04:48 PM (r7+Q7)

32 Were their sleeves rolled up?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 02, 2026 04:48 PM (2Ez/1)

33 Bad news on the doorstep.

I couldn't take one more step. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:48 PM (wzUl9)

34 Why would Democrats condemn Socialism?

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 04:48 PM (MWfyi)

35 >>>21 The R temper tantrums are getting really old.

I totally get rejecting RINOs' claims that any measure that is actually conservative is "too hard" so shouldn't be tried.

But some things really *are* impossible, especially with a razor-thin 4 vote majority in the House. But the Quien Es Mas Macho Conservative brigade keeps insisting on the impossible so they can fundraise off of it.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:48 PM (1wjle)

36 26 If the US is not a socialist country, how did the nation get $40 trillion in debt?
Posted by: Suckers Of The World Unite!g at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Kramer at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (2Ez/1)

37 He already knows they dream of getting raped by swarthy "exotic" men so it's pretty much a lock.

Red nappies and Webley pistols?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)

38 do they make giant corn chips in the shape of a sombrero? So you can put meat and cheese around the rim?

If they don't, they should.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

Despicable Me 2 had the tortilla chip and guac sombrero.

Posted by: You'll eat your hat at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (TbWk/)

39 do they make giant corn chips in the shape of a sombrero? So you can put meat and cheese around the rim?

If they don't, they should.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)

Ask the festive hats guy. That seems right in his wheelhouse.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (dK+Kv)

40 democrats are like toddlers, they automatically say no to anything you tell them even if it is a good thing.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (cpFbA)

41 If the Republicans hold the House and Senate I think the radicals will revolt against Jefferies and Schumer. More popcorn,stat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (M9Oed)

42 192 House Democrats Vote "No" on Resolution to Condemn Socialism; Hakeem Jeffries Fumes at Democrats Who Voted With the Republicans
—Disinformation Expert Ace
=======

What are the odds that DJT will bring this vote up at the Mid-Term GOP Convention next week?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)

43 >>>It's a write off, Jerry.
Posted by: Kramer

You don't even know what a write off is, do you?

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)

44 Hakeem Jeffries should be kicked in the cunt. What is he, a den mother? Is he trying to shame his colleagues into so sort of gang or mob behavior? This guy is disgraceful and untrustworthy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 04:50 PM (C/aDH)

45 do they make giant corn chips in the shape of a sombrero? So you can put meat and cheese around the rim?

If they don't, they should.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026


***
I haven't bought Fritos in years. But they once had those big Scoops! versions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:50 PM (wzUl9)

46 they make giant corn chips in the shape of a sombrero? So you can put meat and cheese around the rim?

If they don't, they should.
Posted by: ace at September

Homer Simpson wore one of those. And sang I'm a nacho nacho man.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

47 Take off to the great white north.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 04:50 PM (Cqx++)

48 I have no happy news.

Posted by: The girl who sang the blues at September 02, 2026 04:50 PM (2Ez/1)

49 >>>Despicable Me 2 had the tortilla chip and guac sombrero.

now I really want to eat nachos off of a big sombrero-shaped chip.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:50 PM (1wjle)

50 It's a write off, Jerry.
Posted by: Kramer
*
You don't even know what a write off is, do you?
Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026


***
No, but they do . . . and *they're* the ones writing it off!
( -- Kramer)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (wzUl9)

51 "I no longer believe [sic] official 9/11 story," Uygur declared in a social media rant in February.
---
"Fire can't melt steel," he said speaking from a steel microphone, forged in that shape a foundry.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (Fi81e)

52 Abdul El-Sayed: If you want to achieve the American dream, you should move to Canada.

LOL.
Always leave them laughing.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (Sco7b)

53 The girl who sang the blues

And all the church bells were broken.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)

54 On a less positive note, the Republican bill to limit the number of Supreme Court Justices to 9 was just defeated.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

55 Is my good friend and prayer partner Moe Said the second-greatest hero in history, or is he just one of many Americans victimized by cancel culture for supporting the brave attacks against money men in New York City while also being perceptive enough to realize they were really carried out at the behest of people eating hummus in Tel Aviv?

Just asking questions.

Serious questions.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (28xGL)

56 El-Sayed is headlining the Islamic Society of North America's annual convention in Detroit on Saturday.

====

Hmmm.....

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (g47mK)

57 @25 Anna Puma, probably not . He is protected by the Speech and Debate Clause. Also all those people were already named in court filings or publicly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:52 PM (M9Oed)

58 Goes to show who the Socialists are

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 04:52 PM (Ia/+0)

59 I have no happy news.
Posted by: The girl who sang the blues at September 02, 2026


***
Pfizer has a pill for that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:52 PM (wzUl9)

60 Nacho Man

https://youtu.be/wOsWfzzvlkU

Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 02, 2026 04:52 PM (2Ez/1)

61 Guys, if you haven't seen it yet, check out Bridget Phetasy's latest. I have it cued up to a spot-on parody of "Paw Patrol," prompted by Milo's failure to control his holes:

Bridget Phetasy - Dumpster Fire 346 - "Hole Control"
https://youtu.be/9m9uvYBl12Y?t=982

Posted by: SciVo at September 02, 2026 04:52 PM (ke3zm)

62 7 He already knows they dream of getting raped by swarthy "exotic" men so it's pretty much a lock.

Red nappies and Webley pistols?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)

Not quite THAT brutal

Posted by: It's not Zardoz but you can see it from here at September 02, 2026 04:52 PM (TbWk/)

63 Labeling like this is almost a form of sabotage, in that socialism is a term, with a very negative historical reputation which everyone knows instils fear and loathing. This is partially in thanks to a low period in American history called McCarthyism, which older Americans, of reasonable minds would like to forget.

So the DNC would rather risk Congress and the Senate than see DSA members win in the generals? Fuck them.

Ro Khanna should run for president at the very least so the establishment shill the party puts forward has to shift left if they want to win the primary

List of Dems voting to condemn public schools, fire departments, SNAP benefits and Social Security. Also some Dems: how did a data center end up in my backyard and why are there so many food recalls?

The next Congress should (and of course, it won't) pass a resolution condemning fascism and white nationalism.

Dumbasses condemning the only popular side of their platform. Maga lite aholes.

AKA- all they have is scare tactics. "Trans people in sports! Trans people in your restrooms! Immigrants eating your pets! Socialism socialism socialism booga booga booga!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 04:53 PM (neR8a)

64 Maybe they should challenge Massie to a duel, all of them.

See if he wimps out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)

65 The girl who sang the blues
*
And all the church bells were broken.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026


***
Ding dang dong. . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:53 PM (wzUl9)

66 Gemini....

While giant edible tortilla-chip sombreros aren't a mass-market grocery store product yet, the structural concept definitely exists in cooking and party circles:

Taco Bowls & Skillet "Sombreros": Food channels and recipe sites frequently make "Sombrero Pies" or deep-fried tortilla bowls where a large, molded tortilla creates a raised crown in the center and a outer rim to hold ground beef, melted cheese, and salsa.

Ceramic Sombrero Platters: There are popular ceramic serving dishes shaped like a sombrero where the center "crown" holds the salsa or dip, and the wide outer brim holds a ring of regular tortilla chips.

The Structural Challenge: The reason major snack brands (like Doritos or Tostitos) haven't put a giant 12-inch edible chip hat in a bag comes down to shipping logistics. A pre-fried, hollow chip structure that thin would shatter into a hundred pieces before it ever reached the supermarket shelf.

If someone figures out how to package an giant, unbroken corn-chip hat that you can load up with taco meat, cheese, and jalapeños without structural failure, they'll have a massive party hit on their hands.


Later all.
Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 04:53 PM (Sco7b)

67 House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y.

That's like being prince of the Eunuchs!


Or a dentist on the Island of Misfit Toys.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

68 JJ had a commentary and link this morning that the majority of Americans are concerned about the rise of Socialism and Communism. It might behoove voters to take a look at this vote the D's couldn't even support.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM (qBdHI)

69 Sure its been up, woman murdered in NY was a new mom

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

70 I have a totally killer giant ceramic sombrero for chips, and the salsa bowl was the divot in the top of the hat.

My wife forced me to get rid of it because "tacky."

So it's down in the basement, and one day it will return.

And when it does, we're getting revenge on a certain lady's bizarre knockoff "Asian" table centerpiece.

*pencils this in for Saturday*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM (BI5O2)

71 "It was a significant breach that requires a serious response. We have referred the matter to the Committee on Caucus Rules for further discussion and action."

___________________________

Committee on Caucus Rules? So that's the enforcement/ extortion arm of the DNC? I guess they are the ones putting dead fish on parked cars, killing Seth Rich and smashing people on the knuckles with a ruler when they look at the keyboard while typing.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM (dIske)

72 Abdul El-Sayed: If you want to achieve the American dream, you should move to Canada.
---
I didn't know it was an American dream to be euthanized....

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Fi81e)

73 Chip Roy is asshoe. Good thing TX Primary Voters ended his re-election bid. Good riddance!
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 02, 2026 04:45 PM (q2NNn)
*****
He sometimes could be really good, but many, many times he drove me crazy. He wasn't always a team player and liked being a showboater .

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 04:55 PM (NpAcC)

74 "If someone figures out how to package an giant, unbroken corn-chip hat that you can load up with taco meat, cheese, and jalapeños without structural failure, they'll have a massive party hit on their hands."


The Star Trek Food Replicator could do it but they never do.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 04:55 PM (MWfyi)

75 House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, D-N.Y.

That's like being prince of the Eunuchs!

Or a dentist on the Island of Misfit Toys.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

Fuck off.

Posted by: Hermey the Elf at September 02, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)

76 You know that cartoon meme with a dog sitting at a table, while fire is burning all around him and the caption says "Everything is Fine"?
That describes the Democrat party perfectly.
The problem is that once the fire starts, it spreads everywhere, out of control.
I never thought I would, well beyond 29, see so many in America not being able to see Communism for what it is, much less embracing it.
Just wait until the food store isles are empty and the shooting starts. Like every other Communist regime in history. Those DSA'ers will want to go back to the "old days". It will be too late then.
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I've suggested before that Pol Pot's Cambodia was the easiest example to use when attempting to teach leftists about communism. It was a small country (about 8 million people) for a small time (about a decade) and yet more than 25% of the population was either murdered or killed by neglect and incompetence. Its a short and sweet lesson.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:55 PM (TN0g+)

77 A data center developer who was turned away by the Hazle Township supervisors and a county judge is appealing directly to residents – and their wallets.

The developer of Project Hazelnut is offering $10,000 to every “eligible” household in Hazle Township. Residents would get paid when Hazelnut gets a certificate of occupancy for its first data center building, which could happen by late 2027.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:55 PM (xEffA)

78 Grocery store desert surrounding your neighborhood? That's Socialism.

Pharmacy desert surrounding your neighborhood? That's Socialism

Homeless people and drug addicts leaving needles in front of your apartment building? That's Socialism

Sexual deviants released from jail in front of your house? That's Socialism.

Your kids calling you racists and making appointments with sex-transitioning agencies without your knowledge? That's Socialism.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 04:55 PM (rj6Yv)

79 Yeah, a tortilla sombrero would be hard to ship. The current packages of crisp tortilla shells usually have at least one of the bunch that has cracked.

The nacho cheese-flavored ones make a good setup for scrambled eggs, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:56 PM (wzUl9)

80

Homer the nacho man.

https://youtu.be/wOsWfzzvlkU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 04:56 PM (Cqx++)

81 70 I have a totally killer giant ceramic sombrero for chips, and the salsa bowl was the divot in the top of the hat.

My wife forced me to get rid of it because "tacky."

So it's down in the basement, and one day it will return.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:54 PM


Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: Fishnet stocking clad ladies leg lamp at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)

82 If someone figures out how to package an giant, unbroken corn-chip hat that you can load up with taco meat, cheese, and jalapeños without structural failure, they'll have a massive party hit on their hands.

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Here we call it Taco Bowls, son.

Posted by: DJT at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (g47mK)

83 Left unmentioned in the Jeffries brouhaha is that Pelosi has thrown him under the bus. I wonder if she's decided he's just too damn stupid and weak for the job and she's planning a comeback.

https://tinyurl.com/3cvnp3ns

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (Riz8t)

84 The Star Trek Food Replicator could do it but they never do.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026


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The Earth colony on Amarillo V has figured out a way!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (wzUl9)

85 He already knows they dream of getting raped by swarthy "exotic" men so it's pretty much a lock.

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Dream?! I lived it!!

Posted by: The Prophet Muhammad at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (Fi81e)

86 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 04:53 PM (neR8a)

Aight, who's the genius who set up a GPT chat to fire off these summations of Redditors... they deserve a cookie.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (lLeLE)

87 You can in fact make your own tortilla sombrero hat.

https://tinyurl.com/vvtscj2d

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (viF8m)

88 >>>The Structural Challenge: The reason major snack brands (like Doritos or Tostitos) haven't put a giant 12-inch edible chip hat in a bag comes down to shipping logistics. A pre-fried, hollow chip structure that thin would shatter into a hundred pieces before it ever reached the supermarket shelf.
If someone figures out how to package an giant, unbroken corn-chip hat that you can load up with taco meat, cheese, and jalapeños without structural failure, they'll have a massive party hit on their hands.

I WILL BE THAT MAN.

Or, you know, I'll just wait for some other guy to do it.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)

89 have a totally killer giant ceramic sombrero for chips, and the salsa bowl was the divot in the top of the hat.

My wife forced me to get rid of it because "tacky."

So it's down in the basement, and one day it will return.

And when it does, we're getting revenge on a certain lady's bizarre knockoff "Asian" table centerpiece.

*pencils this in for Saturday*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Hold fast. Don't cave.

Is it yellow? We may have the same one.
It's tacky, yet festive and functional.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (P+WAR)

90 " have a totally killer giant ceramic sombrero for chips, and the salsa bowl was the divot in the top of the hat."

That sounds like the perfect thing for sinkco da mayo.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (MWfyi)

91 Islamic Society of North America
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They don't have the right to exist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

92 Thanks, Bertram Cabot and BruceWayne.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:58 PM (1wjle)

93 Roy didn't brun for reelection, he ran for AG and got his but kicked in the primary

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:58 PM (M9Oed)

94 This guy is disgraceful and untrustworthy.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 04:50 PM (C/aDH)
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That's exactly why he's the leader of the Dems.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 04:59 PM (FZ29D)

95 have a totally killer giant ceramic sombrero for chips, and the salsa bowl was the divot in the top of the hat.

My wife forced me to get rid of it because "tacky."

So it's down in the basement, and one day it will return.

And when it does, we're getting revenge on a certain lady's bizarre knockoff "Asian" table centerpiece.

*pencils this in for Saturday*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


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Sounds very '70s.
( -- Harvest Gold and Avocado kitchen appliances)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:59 PM (wzUl9)

96 Maybe the the sombrero bowls could be delivered by drone.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 04:59 PM (MWfyi)

97 87 You can in fact make your own tortilla sombrero hat.

https://tinyurl.com/vvtscj2d


Thanks, but I prefer my tortillas uncontaminated with dandruff.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 04:59 PM (Riz8t)

98 87 You can in fact make your own tortilla sombrero hat.

https://tinyurl.com/vvtscj2d
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (viF8m)

Ask and ye shall receive..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 05:00 PM (+gK6I)

99 Here we call it Taco Bowls, son.
Posted by: DJT

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

Posted by: Donald Trump at September 02, 2026 05:00 PM (neR8a)

100 Is it yellow? We may have the same one.
It's tacky, yet festive and functional.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (P+WAR)

Oh you're damn right it's yellow.

*fist bump*

Red sombrero-shaped nacho platters are for Communists.

Might as well grow out your unibrow and suck off Leon Trotsky at that point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:00 PM (BI5O2)

101 My dog "went to Canada" earlier this year.

We miss him.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

102 87 You can in fact make your own tortilla sombrero hat.

https://tinyurl.com/vvtscj2d
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM
______________________

If only there was some upcoming social event where such a thing would be appreciated...

Posted by: Oh, wait... at September 02, 2026 05:01 PM (2Ez/1)

103 have a totally killer giant ceramic sombrero for chips, and the salsa bowl was the divot in the top of the hat.

My wife forced me to get rid of it because "tacky."

So it's down in the basement, and one day it will return.

And when it does, we're getting revenge on a certain lady's bizarre knockoff "Asian" table centerpiece.

*pencils this in for Saturday*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Just tell her it's Fiestaware. All the ladies love that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 05:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

104 It would be cheaper to buy a sombrero mold, mix the cornmeal and bake it yourself.

If there's no such thing as a sombrero mold, that's what 3d printers are for.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 05:02 PM (rj6Yv)

105 You can in fact make your own tortilla sombrero hat.

https://tinyurl.com/vvtscj2d

Thanks, but I prefer my tortillas uncontaminated with dandruff.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026


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Don't forget the Wildroot hair oil!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:02 PM (wzUl9)

106 Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, D-Wash. only got elected in a fairly red district because her predecessor was one of the Ten Republican Traitors who voted to impeach Trump, and she was lucky enough to run against the loon Joe Kent as her Republican opponent twice.

She's running against a normal Republican now, and is sweating bullets.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 05:02 PM (aD4fx)

107
>>El-Sayed omitted from his essay the findings of his own study

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That's some dedicated lying. Dude repudiates his own study in favor of the Agenda.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 05:02 PM (mmrXZ)

108 >>>I have a totally killer giant ceramic sombrero for chips, and the salsa bowl was the divot in the top of the hat.

My wife forced me to get rid of it because "tacky."

So it's down in the basement, and one day it will return.

And when it does, we're getting revenge on a certain lady's bizarre knockoff "Asian" table centerpiece.

*pencils this in for Saturday*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

>Dude, tacky is best. If I had room to store I'd have one.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 05:02 PM (C/aDH)

109 El Sayed - "In America, where you start is where you end."

My understanding is a lot of the energy behind the DSA is from downwardly mobile trust fund kids.

The fact this is completely false is the very reason this short, fat loser with a heinous neckgina is the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 05:02 PM (2ap+5)

110 Aight, who's the genius who set up a GPT chat to fire off these summations of Redditors... they deserve a cookie.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard

I'm no AI chatbot! Believe me, it takes skill to sift through the tons of Reddit crap to get the best, most concise, comments.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 05:03 PM (neR8a)

111 Yoo-hoo!
Posted by: Fishnet stocking clad ladies leg lamp at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)
______________________

It's Italian. See... Fragile

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 05:03 PM (dIske)

112 But some things really *are* impossible, especially with a razor-thin 4 vote majority in the House. But the Quien Es Mas Macho Conservative brigade keeps insisting on the impossible so they can fundraise off of it.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 202

I understand, but the 4 here did this because they were mad about something else. So what, friends and neighbors. Grow up, and vote accordingly. I realize they did in the end, but good grief.

As for a razor thin majority, yes, somethings are impossible. Equally, many things are possible, especially when everyone votes the way they are supposed to vote. Quiero que el voto apoye nuestra agenda. Menos machismo, más acción.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2026 05:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 If someone figures out how to package an giant, unbroken corn-chip hat that you can load up with taco meat, cheese, and jalapeños without structural failure, they'll have a massive party hit on their hands.

I WILL BE THAT MAN.

Or, you know, I'll just wait for some other guy to do it.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM (1wjle)
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Three words -- clam shell packaging.

Of course, you'd destroy the tortilla hat trying to open the damn thing, but that's the customer's problem, not the shipper's.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:03 PM (FZ29D)

114 Just tell her it's Fiestaware. All the ladies love that.
Posted by: BruceWayne

The pride of Newell, WV. Old women love that shit. Pricey nowadays.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 05:03 PM (P+WAR)

115 I'm no AI chatbot! Believe me, it takes skill to sift through the tons of Reddit crap to get the best, most concise, and stupidest comments.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026


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Added for clarity.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:04 PM (wzUl9)

116 If they can create food on the Enterprise with a replicator, why can't they just beam it straight to your plate?

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (MWfyi)

117 r/AskSocialists is a damned goldmine, brother.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (BI5O2)

118 Left unmentioned in the Jeffries brouhaha is that Pelosi has thrown him under the bus. I wonder if she's decided he's just too damn stupid and weak for the job and she's planning a comeback.

https://tinyurl.com/3cvnp3ns

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 04:57 PM


That would be a neat trick as she is not running for reelection this year.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (cpFbA)

119 Chip Roy's race was tough, because his opponent had problems too, but Roy has revealed himself - since losing - to be a tool. Kind of like how Cornyn and Tillis let their freak flags fly after they lost and quit, respectively.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (88C+u)

120 Sombrero mold?!

Can't you gringos do anything right?!

Posted by: Mexican Guy at September 02, 2026 05:06 PM (Fi81e)

121 I know nothing about this Chips Ahoy character.

But Tillis and Cornyn were known grifters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)

122 Hakeem Jeffries wants to punish two Democrats who made the vote on the House floor condemning socialism possible.
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Come see the punishment inherent in the socialist system!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2026 05:08 PM (Dv3i1)

123 I suppose I need to get back into leggings and get ready to teach the last class.

Took my kid to her first orthodontist appointment today. I am doing my part to keep capitalism going, because wow. This stuff is not cheap.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2026 05:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

124 "Lord of the Flies" should be the official name for the official leader of the DNC.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:09 PM (Fi81e)

125 Four out of five kitties agree -- my office is the place to be.

Especially when it's close to feeding time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:09 PM (FZ29D)

126 I've suggested before that Pol Pot's Cambodia was the easiest example to use when attempting to teach leftists about communism

And I agreed with you.
Saloth Sar speedran the socialism part that all "communist" parties actually do on their way to utopia, and did the utopia.

Posted by: it was the USSR, not the USCR at September 02, 2026 05:09 PM (88C+u)

127 r/AskSocialists is a damned goldmine, brother.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (BI5O2)
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We'll get 'em next time!

Posted by: r/AskSocialists AnswerBot at September 02, 2026 05:10 PM (Fi81e)

128 Took my kid to her first orthodontist appointment today. I am doing my part to keep capitalism going, because wow. This stuff is not cheap.
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2026 05:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Invisaligners or standard braces? I'd recommend the invisaligners if possible (wearing them myself right now).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:10 PM (FZ29D)

129
That would be a neat trick as she is not running for reelection this year.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (cpFbA)
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Please correct me if I am wrong, but the office of Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an elected member of the House, right?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 05:11 PM (rj6Yv)

130 In Socialism all are equal but, SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS !!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 02, 2026 05:11 PM (eO806)

131 Please correct me if I am wrong, but the office of Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an elected member of the House, right?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 05:11 PM (rj6Yv)

(Jump to top of page)
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In theory, no.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:12 PM (Fi81e)

132 Please correct me if I am wrong, but the office of Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an elected member of the House, right?
Posted by: mrp
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Constitution is silent about that.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 05:12 PM (E4rtv)

133 Please correct me if I am wrong, but the office of Speaker of the House doesn't have to be an elected member of the House, right?
Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 05:11 PM (rj6Yv)
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1. I think you are correct.
2. That raises disturbing possibilities if the Dems take the House.
3. Or interesting possibilities if the Republicans retain control.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:12 PM (FZ29D)

134 127 r/AskSocialists is a damned goldmine, brother.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (BI5O2)
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We'll get 'em next time!
Posted by: r/AskSocialists AnswerBot

Those weren't real socialists. It's never been tried!

Posted by: r/RealSocialists at September 02, 2026 05:12 PM (neR8a)

135 If they can create food on the Enterprise with a replicator, why can't they just beam it straight to your plate?
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026


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Humans like to pretend they are "preparing" their food. Even when a waitress brings it right to you, you often adjust the plate a little, right? You're "preparing" your food. I'd guess the simple action of ordering the food and then taking it out of the replicator satisfies some deep instinctual human need.

God knows what the Klingons would do, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:12 PM (wzUl9)

136 Bravo! Another useless resolution!

How is the SAVE America Act coming along?
How about any movement on codifying DOGE cuts?
Making any process whatsoever to convert working EOs into legislation?

HAVE YOU LUNKHEADS DONE ANYTHING THAT JUSTIFIES A PAYCHECK OR ANY ATTEMPT TO GET NECESSARY WORK DONE?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 05:13 PM (pawvM)

137 Subreddit r/AskSocialists--JustNotAboutTHAT!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:13 PM (Fi81e)

138 122 Hakeem Jeffries wants to punish two Democrats who made the vote on the House floor condemning socialism possible.

Their punishment will be to live in a Blue Shithole Dem City (Gulag) for 5-years minimum until they learn from their Capitalist Pig Mentality.

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 02, 2026 05:13 PM (eO806)

139 How is the SAVE America Act coming along?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 05:13 PM (pawvM)
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House has already passed it, last I checked.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:14 PM (Fi81e)

140 2. That raises disturbing possibilities if the Dems take the House.

I'm Baaaack!

Posted by: Speaker Clinton at September 02, 2026 05:14 PM (neR8a)

141 Once a week, on Sundays, I go visit r/AskSocialists for at least 30 minutes.

It's life-affirming.

If you're like me, you go through a given week doing numerous boneheaded things, and you feel down... "I'm a huge retard," you might say to yourself, "man, I'm pretty crazy."

But after a quick tour of r/AskSocialists, you'll be saying "I'm definitely very stable genius, and I think I may have the world's highest T levels."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:14 PM (BI5O2)

142 I would not call the resolution useless, if it is used against the Ds in 2026!

Posted by: DJT at September 02, 2026 05:15 PM (g47mK)

143 Four out of five kitties agree -- my office is the place to be.

Especially when it's close to feeding time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026


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Little gray Dagny La Siberienne is sleeping on the bed. Stirling is camped out in the living room, wondering, no doubt, at what kind of starvation rations he'll get tonight.

"Off to the fat farm with you, big cat! Cottage cheese, lettuce leaves, and daily track laps for a month!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9)

144 ok, that was THREE!

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 05:15 PM (g47mK)

145
128 Took my kid to her first orthodontist appointment today. I am doing my part to keep capitalism going, because wow. This stuff is not cheap.
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2026 05:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Invisaligners or standard braces? I'd recommend the invisaligners if possible (wearing them myself right now).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:10 PM (FZ29D

The work she needs is too complex for Invisalign, which made her very unhappy. We went ahead with ceramic braces to be as incognito as possible since Invisalign is off the table.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2026 05:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

146 Ann Coulter's take on Lindsay Clancy: No woman president ever.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:16 PM (Fi81e)

147 121 I know nothing about this Chips Ahoy character.

But Tillis and Cornyn were known grifters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)

I really don't have an opinion about Hot Chip, other than that he ran some of the most homoerotic "I'm a real Texan" ads I've ever seen.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 05:17 PM (IUcfu)

148 If they can create food on the Enterprise with a replicator, why can't they just beam it straight to your plate?
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:05 PM (MWfyi)

Because the transporter machine is an entirely different place and not in the food machinery?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)

149 For that matter, they could just beam the replicated food right into your stomach.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:17 PM (MWfyi)

150 "That would be a neat trick as she is not running for reelection this year."

Insofar as being Speaker, there is no Constitutional requirement to be a member of Congress.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at September 02, 2026 05:17 PM (GMWTj)

151 This is excellent news. Dums are pandering to socialists and Abdul Headchoppee is pandering to Islamist headchoppers.

It’s obvious that the Dums haven’t even locked down their own rabid commie base of blue-haired lesbians, gay twinks who like gladiator movies, feral Muslims who like goat ass, and confused river otters.

With barely two months to go.

We are gonna win in November, my friends.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (DKeOf)

152 Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez

Aw, jeeze. Pick a fucking name, lady.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (45k/r)

153 By "moderate" you mean not batshit insane. Right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (XMwZJ)

154 How is the SAVE America Act coming along?
Posted by: Community Notes
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House has already passed it, last I checked.
Posted by: Axeman

They also passed something else fairly critical:

The immediate risk of a federal shutdown is currently averted. On September 1, 2026, the U.S. House passed a stopgap spending bill (continuing resolution) by a 370-48 vote to fund the government through December 11, 2026.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (neR8a)

155 "Because the transporter machine is an entirely different place and not in the food machinery?
Posted by: Oldcat"

They can beam things from one place to another. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

156 They are lucky Jeffries isn't a Bolshevik, he would have the arrested and shot out back

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (Ia/+0)

157 I'm no AI chatbot! Believe me, it takes skill to sift through the tons of Reddit crap to get the best, most concise, comments.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 05:03 PM (neR8a)

That’s exactly what a LLM would say.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

158 >>> For that matter, they could just beam the replicated food right into your stomach.

Posted by: fd

>Did you see the episode when Data beamed the green dildo right into Wesley's ass?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 05:20 PM (C/aDH)

159 By "moderate" you mean not batshit insane. Right?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (XMwZJ)
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That's about our level of expectation nowadays.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

160 They probably could beam food to a stomach in a medical emergency or food strike, but humans tend to enjoy eating their food so it’s not something you get on request.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)

161 We are gonna win in November, my friends.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (DKeOf)
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I would say that it's likely. When the DSA nut jobs start calling House Dems "MAGA lite", that's not good for the brand, is it?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)

162 ">Did you see the episode when Data beamed the green dildo right into Wesley's ass?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone"

LOL no. I don't watch the Next Degeneration.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:22 PM (MWfyi)

163 They probably could beam food to a stomach in a medical emergency or food strike, but humans tend to enjoy eating their food so it’s not something you get on request.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
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Transporter liposuction.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:22 PM (Fi81e)

164 Summers over.

>>@IAPolls2022
·
1h
>>Harvard-Harris generic ballot among likely midterm voters:

🔵 March: Democrats +4
🔵 July: Democrats +2
🔴 August: Republicans +2

>>This is the first time a pollster has shown Republicans ahead among likely voters since October 2025.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 05:22 PM (viF8m)

165 "Because the transporter machine is an entirely different place and not in the food machinery?
Posted by: Oldcat"

They can beam things from one place to another. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

So they could beam Kirk from his chair to his bedroom, so they should do that all the time?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:23 PM (uhVAy)

166 "Transporter liposuction.
Posted by: Axeman "

Beam out your booty!

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:23 PM (MWfyi)

167 I think I may start going on r/AskSocialists posing as a tankie and guilt-trip them all from the Left Pole. That could be fun.

I could even venture into menacing them... "you'll all be writing Bukharin letters to me from the Dignity Canal one day, comrades. Mark my words, capitalist-roaders. Mark. My. Words."

I bet that *wouldn't* get you banned, unlike saying "maybe we shouldn't celebrate killing Charlie Kirk so much around here, it's a bad look."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:23 PM (BI5O2)

168 It’s obvious that the Dums haven’t even locked down their own rabid commie base of blue-haired lesbians, gay twinks who like gladiator movies, feral Muslims who like goat ass, and confused river otters.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

The fat Hispanic guy that eats carburetors for breakfast, and his twink friend sitting cross-legged on the pickup tailgate cosplaying as a farmer made me feel represented.

Posted by: No white, middle-aged, blue-collar Christian union worker ever at September 02, 2026 05:24 PM (neR8a)

169 They can beam things from one place to another. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

So they could beam Kirk from his chair to his bedroom, so they should do that all the time?
-----

I could fly every week of the year if I wished to, but I'd never take another job that *required it*. Some risks stack up, or at least it seems that way to me.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

170 The work she needs is too complex for Invisalign, which made her very unhappy. We went ahead with ceramic braces to be as incognito as possible since Invisalign is off the table.
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2026 05:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
----
That's too bad.

Hope it all works out well for her in the long run!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:24 PM (FZ29D)

171 Trump says nearly 9 million barrels a day shipping through Hormuz. Media cites "expert" saying it's only 5 and calls Trump a liar. Expert now says they were wrong, and it's 8.6 million per day:

https://tinyurl.com/2vdyn6ft

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 05:24 PM (XvL8K)

172 Maybe they should challenge Massie to a duel, all of them.


The State of Kentucky, in their oath of office, has a paragraph dedicated to swearing off never having performed a dual nor intending to ever into one.

"...I... have not fought a duel with deadly weapons within this State nor out of it, nor have I sent or accepted a challenge to fight a duel with deadly weapons, nor have I acted as second in carrying a challenge, nor aided or assisted any person thus offending..."

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 05:25 PM (nAS9C)

173 Did you see the episode when Data beamed the green dildo right into Wesley's ass?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


That was more O'Brien's job as I recall.
Although the episode with James Cromwell arguing over what to do with that torpedo was funny. "I have a few suggestions-" "not NOW, chief"

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 05:25 PM (88C+u)

174 "So they could beam Kirk from his chair to his bedroom, so they should do that all the time?

Posted by: Oldcat "

Sure. Why not? Wouldn't you? It's about 700' to my mailbox. Think of the possibilities.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:25 PM (MWfyi)

175 Do we have to wait for the left to kill several thousand Americans? Let’s stop pretending we’re not at war.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 05:25 PM (LHPAg)

176 They can beam things from one place to another. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

I'd be beaming the crap out of mofos. Thune don't pass the SAVE act? Beamed into an alligator pit. Oops.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 05:25 PM (U7Jiq)

177 Incompetent Commies can't do anything right.

Posted by: Womp Womp at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (anL5R)

178 They probably could beam food to a stomach in a medical emergency or food strike, but humans tend to enjoy eating their food so it’s not something you get on request.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:21 PM (6ydKt)
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Apparently cooking is still a valuable skill in the 24th century. I think Captain Sisko's father was a chef or something.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (FZ29D)

179 "So they could beam Kirk from his chair to his bedroom, so they should do that all the time?

Posted by: Oldcat "

Sure. Why not? Wouldn't you? It's about 700' to my mailbox. Think of the possibilities.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:25 PM (MWfyi)

Energy isn't free, even in Star Trek.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

180 I'm grumpy and wiped out. See y'all on the Cafe when I get back from church!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (aJQbY)

181 News: "Retards did a thing. Social media had bots and a fraction of the country's other retards say things in support. Otherwise intelligent and thoughtful people up in arms rather than ignoring or publicly and loudly laughing it off as absurd stupidity as we would have generations ago."

Posted by: It's Raining at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (hyQrc)

182 If you try hard enough, Marie Gluesnkamp-Perez with "hyphen" pronounced out loud scans with John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (Ot/FD)

183 The State of Kentucky, in their oath of office, has a paragraph dedicated to swearing off never having performed a dual nor intending to ever into one.

"...I... have not fought a duel with deadly weapons within this State nor out of it, nor have I sent or accepted a challenge to fight a duel with deadly weapons, nor have I acted as second in carrying a challenge, nor aided or assisted any person thus offending..."
Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 05:25 PM (nAS9C)

Shit, ya might as well rename the place "Kencucky."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (BI5O2)

184 So... as the Constitution guarantees us a republican form of government, all those who voted against condemning socialism - and want to institute it here - can be considered to have resigned, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (1Ff7Z)

185 Penn State has announced it is opening the Paterno Family Football Experience Room in the All-Sports Museum inside Beaver Stadium on Thursday, a "permanent museum experience" the school says will celebrate Penn State's football history.
==
The "experience" is touch based and clothing optional.

Posted by: things the press release left out at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (anL5R)

186
From the CA Post:

CALIFORNIA NEWS
Feds close alarming number of California driving schools lacking in English proficiency
By Ross O'Keefe
Published Sep. 2, 2026, 2:09 p.m. PT

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Close to one dozen California commercial driving schools have been shut down by the Trump administration after the feds claimed there was an alarming lack of English proficiency among drivers.

The 11 schools are located across the state — including in SoCal, the Bay Area and the Central Valley — according to documents shared with The California Post.

The driving schools were all closed due to failures associated with more than 5,000 drivers who failed English language proficiency tests across the nation.

Several of the driving schools reviewed by The California Post were marketed as multilingual, with at least two schools promising instructors who spoke “English, Punjabi, Hindi & Spanish!”

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)

187 "Energy isn't free, even in Star Trek.
Posted by: Oldcat "

Well. So much for convenience.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (MWfyi)

188 Gas is up around $4.40 in se Pa today

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (Ia/+0)

189 We will probably never hear the full, sad, tragic story of Ensign Betty who had an untreatable case of anorexia and accidentally beamed out her entire stomach, instead of the recently eaten food, one terrible night on the Enterprise-D.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

190 The Dems voted against the "SAVE" act, not primarily against Socialism. The GOP tried to sneak election theft into that vote.

Posted by: Sid at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (8GG05)

191 They can beam things from one place to another. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)
*
So they could beam Kirk from his chair to his bedroom, so they should do that all the time?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026


***
Not in Kirk's time. "Inter-ship beaming" was mentioned once in the original show as something they'd never tried before.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (wzUl9)

192 I had on Discovery when I wanted to sleep and needed something on I didn't give a damn about.

In addition to all the other woke, they had some large people there.

I always wanted to see a scene where they ordered food and the replicators gave them alternative low-calorie options.

On 'Strange New Worlds', Captain Pike cooks big meals for the crew on special occasions.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (Sco7b)

193 I could fly every week of the year if I wished to, but I'd never take another job that *required it*. Some risks stack up, or at least it seems that way to me.
Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

In Chicago while commuting years back I drove by a little subdivision that was houses, with hangars backed up to an airstrip so you could go out back of your house and go flying.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

194 Speaking of terrible Star Trek decisions, how could the actor who played "Hawk", one of the best written and cast "enforcers" in any long-running television show, be written and cast as the most effeminate starship captains ever?

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (TN0g+)

195 I would say that it's likely. When the DSA nut jobs start calling House Dems "MAGA lite", that's not good for the brand, is it?
Posted by: mrp

To be fair, the DSA has a legitimate grievance. They played by the rules, won the primaries, and the Dem Establishment isn't following the normal "Vote Blue No Matter Who" playback for many of them. Sounds familiar...I'm getting flashbacks to 2016, National Review and The Bulwark....

I may need a drink or four...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (neR8a)

196 This guy says it:
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Northern Barbarian @xnoesbueno

Weird to see the side that claims to own compassion lining up behind cold-blooded murderers. One after another.

Cheering Charlie Kirk’s murder. Building an entire fangirl club for Luigi Mangione. Shrill pink shirts for a mother who strangled her infant and toddlers. Having sads every time a would-be Trump assassin fails.
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And the Abortion -> Decline in Value of Life model predicts this.

Mainly held by Christians and Bruce Dickinson.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e)

197 He couldn't do it. He did nae have the Powers.

No Bushmills or Tully, neither.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (Ot/FD)

198 Headline (CNBC):

"Energy Secretary Chris Wright tells CNBC more than 17 million barrels of oil transited Hormuz on Monday"

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (rj6Yv)

199
"Ooooh, no dueling! That's why there's no Hermitage in Kentucky."

----- Champion Dueler, Coolest President, and Tennessean Andrew Jackson

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (BI5O2)

200 "Paterno Family Football Experience Room"

This is one f'd up simulation we live in.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (MWfyi)

201 Apparently cooking is still a valuable skill in the 24th century. I think Captain Sisko's father was a chef or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026


***
Right -- he had a restaurant in New Orleans! (They must have solved the problem in 300+ years of how to keep the city from flooding.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)

202 To be fair, the DSA has a legitimate grievance. They played by the rules, won the primaries, and the Dem Establishment isn't following the normal "Vote Blue No Matter Who" playback for many of them. Sounds familiar...I'm getting flashbacks to 2016, National Review and The Bulwark....

I may need a drink or four...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (neR8a)
---
But those are not the "rules" of the DNC, who has long had “superdelegates” to make sure that Democrat candidates are serving the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)

203 Trump says nearly 9 million barrels a day shipping through Hormuz. Media cites "expert" saying it's only 5 and calls Trump a liar. Expert now says they were wrong, and it's 8.6 million per day:
===
Which just means the media's expert is still lying because its 15 million a day.

Posted by: Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum at September 02, 2026 05:30 PM (anL5R)

204 "Energy isn't free, even in Star Trek.
Posted by: Oldcat "

Well. So much for convenience.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (MWfyi)

Having your last dilithium crystal go in a battle with the Klingons because you've been teleporting the bridge crew would be inconvenient.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)

205 The State of Kentucky, in their oath of office, has a paragraph dedicated to swearing off never having performed a dual nor intending to ever into one.
_________

It's in our state constitution. We also had a chapter in the statutes on confederate pensions that wasn't repealed until 2012.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 05:30 PM (XvL8K)

206 Apparently cooking is still a valuable skill in the 24th century. I think Captain Sisko's father was a chef or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 05:26 PM (FZ29D)

Yup.
They visit Sisko’s father and the family restaurant in New Orleans in a few episodes and Sisko cooks in several episodes on the show.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

207 "Energy Secretary Chris Wright tells CNBC more than 17 million barrels of oil transited Hormuz on Monday"

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (rj6Yv)
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Of course, he's lying--until it can be confirmed.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)

208 Right -- he had a restaurant in New Orleans! (They must have solved the problem in 300+ years of how to keep the city from flooding.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)

Banning Democrats would be a good start.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

209 Inter-ship beaming" was mentioned once in the original show as something they'd never tried before."

Yeah. You could wind up with your head on backwards...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 05:31 PM (XuXeR)

210 I always wanted to see a scene where they ordered food and the replicators gave them alternative low-calorie options.

On 'Strange New Worlds', Captain Pike cooks big meals for the crew on special occasions.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (Sco7b)


Ensign Ricky: "Captain, the replicators have all been reprogrammed to only emit Kale Smoothies!"
Captain: "Ensign Piper!!!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 02, 2026 05:31 PM (xg/DD)

211 "Not in Kirk's time. "Inter-ship beaming" was mentioned once in the original show as something they'd never tried before.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere"

They can beam something to the transporter room and then immediately on to a new location.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:32 PM (MWfyi)

212 If I'm gonna shoot a motherfucker at twenty paces just for pissing me off, i sure as crap ain't gonna blench at lying to some pervert in a silly robe making me swear a fake oath on a probably fake Bible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 05:32 PM (Ot/FD)

213 @Insty has video of big anti-government crowd in Spain, over Ceuta.

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (Q+gd/)

214 I'm not talking about beaming people. I'm talking about beaming lunch.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (MWfyi)

215 Having your last dilithium crystal go in a battle with the Klingons because you've been teleporting the bridge crew would be inconvenient.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)
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Your agnonizer, sir?

Posted by: Bearded Spock at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (Fi81e)

216 189 We will probably never hear the full, sad, tragic story of Ensign Betty who had an untreatable case of anorexia and accidentally beamed out her entire stomach, instead of the recently eaten food, one terrible night on the Enterprise-D.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

We'll get a miniseries on her brave and empowering decision to teleport the 8 month fetus from her womb directly to the medical waste incinerator.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (neR8a)

217 Right -- he had a restaurant in New Orleans! (They must have solved the problem in 300+ years of how to keep the city from flooding.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:29 PM (wzUl9)

Earth has a planet-wide weather control system.
It’s mentioned a few times.

They had the one episode on TNG where they help a planet where the weather control system has gone haywire.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

218 Star Trek toilets beam the shit out of ya!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (Fi81e)

219 "Paterno Family Football Experience Room"

This is one f'd up simulation we live in.
----

That entire University remains completely unrepentant.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 05:34 PM (TN0g+)

220 Back in HS and college I used to make eloquent apologetics for Jackson - Our Coolest President.

But I don't need to anymore. Donald "Future Jackson" Trump proved I was right all along.

QED.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 05:34 PM (BI5O2)

221 Weird to see the side that claims to own compassion lining up behind cold-blooded murderers. One after another.

Mainly held by Christians and Bruce Dickinson.
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e)

The Leftist mantra since at least Karl Marx, always have your victim group you don't belong to named. Then after you are in charge you just redefine everyone in that group to be persecuted along with the rest.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)

222 I'm not talking about beaming people. I'm talking about beaming lunch.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (MWfyi)

That's just silliness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 05:34 PM (U7Jiq)

223 Earth has a planet-wide weather control system.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)
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* nods *

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at September 02, 2026 05:34 PM (Fi81e)

224 In Chicago while commuting years back I drove by a little subdivision that was houses, with hangars backed up to an airstrip so you could go out back of your house and go flying.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026


***
Not quite the same thing, but there is a subdivision in NO near the original airport, the Lakefront/Shushan airport, with street names like "Beechcraft," "Boeing," "Cessna," and "Flite."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:35 PM (wzUl9)

225 This makes me so mad. The republicans and their stupid little theatrics. It’s like all their little pretend votes to repeal the individual mandate.

If they governed effectively we wouldn’t even have to lose a minute of sleep over the rise of the DSA. Instead, because of their clown show - and this includes Donald Trump - they’re going to help usher them into office. Fucking GOP.

Posted by: SMFH at September 02, 2026 05:35 PM (xO4by)

226 Mainly held by Christians and Bruce Dickinson.
-----

I saw Bruce Dickinson on his speaking tour. He was very entertaining.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 05:35 PM (TN0g+)

227 >>Earth has a planet-wide weather control system.

Big deal. My people have rain dance.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 02, 2026 05:36 PM (Q+gd/)

228
Several of the driving schools reviewed by The California Post were marketed as multilingual, with at least two schools promising instructors who spoke “English, Punjabi, Hindi & Spanish!”
Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)




Funny how virtually everyone in the world speaks enough English to be able to communicate.... except for the illegal alien cocksuckers who get shipped to the US. I mean, really. It's IMPOSSIBLE to work any job in the world without a working knowledge of English. The one exception being if you make your living squatting in a rice paddy in a village that thinks television is run by magic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 05:36 PM (y9nCu)

229 Could we get an entire Republican caucus to not have 5-6 "men" that get their fucking fee fees hurt and decide to rely on performative faggotry to make sure everyone knows that they have sand in their vaginas?

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 05:36 PM (oqH4h)

230 223 Earth has a planet-wide weather control system.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)
---
* nods *
Posted by: Tucker Carlson

They still have Jews in the 23rd Century!?!??!?

Posted by: Candace Owens at September 02, 2026 05:37 PM (neR8a)

231 Earth has a planet-wide weather control system.
*
Big deal. My people have rain dance.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 02, 2026


***
Then why was one of your ancestors called "Chief Rain-in-the-Face"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 05:37 PM (wzUl9)

Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deadlocked
Plus: AWFUL Film-Maker Praises the Murder of the Bank of America VP and Celebrates Luigi Mangione

This is going to be a mistrial, and, instead of retrying the case, the prosecutors will realize the AWFUL "Mommyslueths" are about 60% of all women so no conviction will be possible. They'll offer a plea deal, something like ten years suspended sentence under psychiatric supervision.

By the way: I think there is a weak, but understandable, case for not guilty by reason of insanity here. I can understand the case for mercy.

What I don't understand is the "Mommysleuths" turning this psychotic child-murderer into an actual hero.

It's possible the jurors felt intimidated by the mental cases showing up at the trial, just as the George Floyd jurors were intimidated at having BLM "protesting" outside the court every day.

This pig calls herself a "crime junkie," and made a spectacle of filming all the jurors. Better decide right, jurors!


PLYMOUTH, Mass. -- The self-described crime junkie arrested for allegedly filming jurors in Lindsay Clancy's case was all smiles after she was released Wednesday following a hearing where prosecutors alleged she risked the "sanctity" of the killer mom's trial.

Dawn Light, 56, pleaded not guilty to the charge of aggravated intimidation of a juror in the same courthouse where Clancy's high-profile triple murder trial has been underway for the past six weeks.

Light -- a retired nurse -- allegedly pulled her blue Toyota into a "restricted area" of the court premises and filmed and took photos from inside the car as jurors were leaving court Tuesday afternoon, prosecutor Nicole Piacentini claimed.

The prosecutor asked the judge to hold Light on $50,000 bail, keep her away from the court and bar her from posting any video or photos she may have uploaded to the cloud.

Light is a "crime junkie" and Clancy supporter who has attended other high-profile murder trials, including for Alex Murdaugh and Karen Read, she revealed in an interview with CT Insider Wednesday.

When cops approached Light "she was adamant" she wasn't filming jurors but rather "waiting to see if Lindsay Clancy would come out of the building," the prosecutor claimed.

But when the cops looked inside her phone, they found a video of jurors walking out in her deleted folder, Piacentini alleged.

"This individual is not only videoing ... She went back to a restricted area. She was caught in that restricted area," the prosecutor said.

ill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

5h

NEW: 56-year-old Dawn Light, arrested on a charge of felony jury intimidation after she was caught allegedly taking photos of jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial yesterday, is in some serious hot water.

Because the case involves a potential life sentence, the penalties for this are increased, meaning if Light is convicted, she can face up to 20 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine under MA law.

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Careful, fellas, she's married.

Just kidding, of course.

She was married, though.

Per Viva Frei, she has some experience with sudden deaths in the family.

In more AWFULS Are Broken and Thirst For Murder News, Lexi Alexander, a pissant director most famous for directing the not-very-good Punisher: War Zone, declared the murder of the Bank of America VP by the deranged female knife-killer was a good thing and invoked Luigi Mangione's murder of the United Healthcare executive, likening Mangione to... Batman.

Oh, and she's Palestinian, so she was already a fan of the so-called "Stabbing Intifada."

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A Palestinian-American filmmaker who directed cult classic "Green Street Hooligans" celebrated the death of young executive and new mom Erin Piacenti by posting a meme about alleged CEO-killer Luigi Mangione.

Lexi Alexander, who was also nominated for an Academy Award in 2003 for a short film she directed, posted an image on social media Tuesday of Batman staring up at a bat signal replaced with Mangione's face.

The sick meme was shared in response to another post that identified Piacenti, who was killed by a mentally ill woman in Times Square, as a vice president at Bank of America.

Alexander, who is also a world champion martial artist, also claimed in a comment on her own post that Israeli "bots" were "out in full swing just like the first time we asked people to boycott BofA."

The filmmaker shared a link to a January Haaretz article about the company's recommendation to invest in Israeli banks.

"Israel doesn't care about the woman who got killed, they care about the positive rating BofA gave them in the middle of a genocide. There is huge money at stake,"

The post received almost 400,000 views by Wednesday afternoon -- with many users who commented blasting the director for cheering the death of an innocent woman who was murdered in her prime.

"A young woman was murdered while innocently walking down the street, and you are celebrating," one user wrote. "You are absolute human garbage, and I suspect you know that deep-down."

Alexander's representatives did not immediately respond to The Post's request for comment.

Piacenti, 32, had just finished her first day back at work after a five-month maternity leave when she was fatally stabbed in the abdomen with a kitchen knife in Times Square on Monday afternoon by Pamela Cisneros, 49, who also stabbed another man before she was shot dead by police.

...

She has been outspoken in her criticism of Israel's actions in Gaza after the outbreak of the war with Hamas in Oct. 2023.

No shit?

Meanwhile:

To answer the question: No, they won't valorize her. The AWFUL "Mommysleuths" are bored stupid white housewives who are addicted to ID and Lifetime Original Movies. Their interest in crime is chiefly about the domestic drama soap-opera aspect of it. They like their Heroic Murderesses to be white and suburban and college educated (?) like they are. This allows them to project themselves into the stories like Mary Sues and imagine being frenz with the female killers.

Also: They're all Libras and this black murderess is obviously a Capricorn. You can see it in her eyes -- she has that Capricorn "vibe."

If you're ever threatened by a Capricorn, just cast a Spell of Binding on a carrot or a leek and then break it while chanting, "I break you as I break this carrot (or leek, obviously)." Works every time.

That's just #Science, dummies. Don't you Drumpf-Dummies understand #Science??!?!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:25 PM




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1 Tom Clancy wouldn't have allowed this.

John Clark would have been sent in to finish the job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (BKQOu)

2 Nowadays Clancy can't even sing

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 03:27 PM (GZPuW)

3 How do we solve such things?

Beatings.

Posted by: Mohammed Muhammed Mohamed at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (7Q0e+)

4 Things are proceeding as we have foreseen.

* wing flaps and cackles in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (0sNs1)

5 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (P+WAR)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (ccf/V)

7 This case has done more damage to feminism than anything else since the Clinton scandal.

Seriously, even I don’t want a large amount of American women to vote.

Moral crisis being revealed here.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (4KUe5)

8 Any news on Franco?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

9 All of this so disheartening that we have this much of the population thinking this way.

Can you imagine this dynamic if it were a man? That murdered his 3 kids while his wife went out? And he started talking about depression?

If you want to know why women are willing to completely ruin lives (including their children's) during a divorce and basically lie about everything, look no further than how they conducted themsleves on this.

Nearly half of women somehow think this is the husband's fault.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (eIzlH)

10 Light -- a retired nurse

Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (2ocoG)

11 Kooks are everywhere. They're coming out of woodwork.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (P+WAR)

12 What's up with all these crazy people going into nursing?

I always used to think nurses were sensible folks.

Now I'm not so sure...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (FZ29D)

13 >>Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.

I mean... we see it a lot.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)

14 Whoa - a Palestinian said something awful?
What a shock.
Their moral compasses are long gone.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (4KUe5)

15
Oh, do we know that Mrs. Piacenti personally made the decision to genocide all Palestinians? Hell, go into every BofA in America and shoot everyone, just to be sure.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (mmrXZ)

16 8 Any news on Franco?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

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Still dead, but we have scientists trying to rebuild him. Mad scientists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (BKQOu)

17 Willowed:

352 It mystifies me why women who hate kids have them. Guys who hate kids, too, for that matter. Just stay celibate or use protection. It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

In mom's case, it was just the thing a married woman did. They kept trying until they got a boy. I was the fourth girl, so, mostly a throwaway. I'm sure these days we just say use contraception, which is never an option for Catholics, but back then, only whores used contraception (according to certain levels of society). At any rate, I think a lot of women who grew up with very few siblings have no idea what childbearing or child raising involves, since they never saw it. They are woefully unprepared to deal with it. I know DH had no idea how to change a diaper or that you had to burp a baby. He never grew up around childcare. So it probably comes as a surprise. Plus, there are very few stay at home moms who pool resources anymore. I remember 16 or more kids in our backyard while other moms went to the beauty parlor or grocery store. That doesn't happen now.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (460M+)

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (460M+)

18 Are we going to see a replay of this in the New York, for the righteous street executioner?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (Fi81e)

19 Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (2ocoG)
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Also good in the sack, which is where us menfolk go wrong with dating them.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (oqH4h)

20 Luigi is no longer alleged killer he admitted in open court he killed him. Fucking media.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (YZ0Fo)

21 Jury Still Deadlocked
......

What, are they all retarded?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (UjdFS)

22 10-20 years for the woman videoing the jury? I'm surprised she isn't already released and charges dropped. we shall see.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (vbXSk)

23 Any news on Franco?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e)

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Still dead, but we have scientists trying to rebuild him. Mad scientists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (BKQOu)
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Fraudci?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

24 >>>Because the case involves a potential life sentence, the penalties for this are increased, meaning if Light is convicted, she can face up to 20 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine under MA law.

Not guilty by reason of vagina.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)

25 The whole situation is disgusting and makes a part of me pine for the days when people like this were dragged in front of the King who would just order their heads lopped off.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (88C+u)

26 We need to *end* the notion of innocent due to insanity for capital crimes.

Sorry if you can't tell right from wrong to the extent of intentionally murdering someone you should get the rope or the needle

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

27 Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.

I mean... we see it a lot.
Posted by: ace

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What's funny is I have a niece that was going to get into nursing and my teenage daughters were telling me the girls that want to get into nursing are always...troubled. Which tracks with her completely.

It's like a meme among today's youth that nurses be both crazy, mean and slutty.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (eIzlH)

28 If only there was a Queensrÿche lyric for times like these.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (ccf/V)

29 23 Still dead, but we have scientists trying to rebuild him. Mad scientists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (BKQOu)
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Fraudci?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e)

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Dr. Viktor (looks a lot like some Baron who was arrested for sorcery years back)
Dr. Acula (likes to keep blood packs in his office)
Dr. Alucard (looks just like Dracula, but probably a weird coincidence)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (BKQOu)

30 Luigi is no longer alleged killer he admitted in open court he killed him. Fucking media.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (YZ0Fo)
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"I stand for Luigi's peen."

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (Fi81e)

31 Their interest in crime is chiefly about the domestic drama soap-opera aspect of it.

I think this observation is spot on. All of their feminist preening and twisted psycho-babble is just so much theater.

Posted by: Paco at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (2L+MU)

32
What's up with all these crazy people going into nursing?

I always used to think nurses were sensible folks.

Now I'm not so sure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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I wish nurse ratched and Christy Blinky were here to shed some light. I hang out on medical TikTok for hobbyist reasons, and there are LOTS of comments about toxic environments in nursing education and in the profession.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (mmrXZ)

33 >>>26 We need to *end* the notion of innocent due to insanity for capital crimes.

agreed. I don't care why you did it or what excuses you think you had.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (1wjle)

34 By the way: I think there is a weak, but understandable, case for not guilty by reason of insanity here. I can understand the case for mercy.

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No.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (BI5O2)

35 Is there any goofy shit that men take as seriously as astrology, tarot, psychics and all that, like women do?

I mean, it's like a D and D group really believing they morph into elves and mages and all that shit when they toss the dice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (3cUTc)

36 24 >>>Because the case involves a potential life sentence, the penalties for this are increased, meaning if Light is convicted, she can face up to 20 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine under MA law.

Not guilty by reason of vagina.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)

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Remember how some isolated case of a rich kid getting off of charges for rape meant we had a rape culture?

I bring it up for no reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (BKQOu)

37 If only there was a Queensrÿche lyric for times like these.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (ccf/V)
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I will remember, if there was.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

38 Massachusetts has chosen rage for order.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (Fi81e)

39 24 >>>Because the case involves a potential life sentence, the penalties for this are increased, meaning if Light is convicted, she can face up to 20 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine under MA law.

Not guilty by reason of vagina.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)
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I have a cool $100 that says she won't see the inside of a prison if she's convicted.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (oqH4h)

40 The judge sent the jury back for a final chance to reach a verdict with the MA version of the "Allen Charge."

Odds are very low any verdict will be reached. Probably 95% chance there will be a mistrial.

It's batshit crazy to me that this jury wasn't sequestered.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

41 All of this so disheartening that we have this much of the population thinking this way.

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It is very disheartening. It's hard for me to pray for people like this, although I try. So much hatred coming from so many people. I can't fathom how they can act the way they do. It's all pure evil and I have no words for it anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (qBdHI)

42 >>>I wish nurse ratched and Christy Blinky were here to shed some light

they're both nuttier than a Snickers bar so I don't see how they would contribute.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (1wjle)

43 >>>Not guilty by reason of vagina.

lol

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

44 >>>they're both nuttier than a Snickers bar so I don't see how they would contribute.

just being silly, of course!

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

45 26 We need to *end* the notion of innocent due to insanity for capital crimes.

Sorry if you can't tell right from wrong to the extent of intentionally murdering someone you should get the rope or the needle
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)

Alaska used to have an option called "guilty but insane." So, off to the asylum with you, and if you get cured, then off to prison.

I don't think that's still on the books, but I have no problem with it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:35 PM (460M+)

46 44 >>>they're both nuttier than a Snickers bar so I don't see how they would contribute.

just being silly, of course!

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:35 PM (1wjle)

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I don't joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:35 PM (BKQOu)

47 And it's all going to get worse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:35 PM (P+WAR)

48 Announce you've found evidence Clancy's a diehard Trump supporter and she'll fry tomorrow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 03:35 PM (2Cry5)

49 Child sacrifice was always gonna be the next frontier after the pedoism push. I have been saying for years it would be human sacrifice. I thought they would start with MAID and go that direction.

Well it's here. And it's not going away. And I somehow overestimated the Left again.

I beg you no matter your religion race or creed, with no offense intended, find Jesus, and get yourself right with Him.

It may be difficult to believe in God, but it's fucking impossible to doubt demons.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (yTlP3)

50 So much crazy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (vM+8K)

51 Is anyone really puzzled anymore about the abortion debate and why women vote the way they do?

They really do think a child of theirs is like a toy they can just throw away when they no longer want it.

I'm just amazed even a lot of mothers think this way. When you have a child is the most precious thing ever put in your life an you would die if something happened to them.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (eIzlH)

52 need to *end* the notion of innocent due to insanity for capital crimes.

Sorry if you can't tell right from wrong to the extent of intentionally murdering someone you should get the rope or the needle
Posted by: 18-1 at September

Killing a child should be a strict liability crime. There is no mens rea. Your mental doesn't doesn't matter.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (YZ0Fo)

53 What kind of life is Clancy going to have outside of prison? Are any of these AWFLs going to give her a job? She is paralyzed from the waist down. I doubt that any sane man is going to want to get involved with a woman who killed her own children. After all of the hubbub dies down, she is going to find herself very much alone.

Oh, well.

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (SRRAx)

54 Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.

I mean... we see it a lot.
Posted by: ace



nurse ratched hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (ccf/V)

55 Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.
Posted by: Ian S.

My Mom was a nurse. She suffered badly from depression, but she was not crazy. (Depression ran in her family.) Successfully raised six children. A very intelligent and sensible woman.

She also served as a flight nurse in the Army Air Corps in WWII. Was in Normandy only about a week after the invasion.

She was the best.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (77rzZ)

56 We need to *end* the notion of innocent due to insanity for capital crimes.

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Every murder is, by definition, fucked up.

They were caught up in emotion and took a desperate action, or they thought they could kill to remain free of another crime (like Trump and filling out forms), or they think they can make these type of assessments about other people.

None of that fits in with the principles of our society.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (Fi81e)

57 Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.
Posted by: Ian S.

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MAID is more dangerous.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:37 PM (Fi81e)

58 "Dawn Light"? I might remember someone like that at Treasures in Houston in the 1990s.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 03:37 PM (88C+u)

59 It may be difficult to believe in God, but it's fucking impossible to doubt demons.

Some former atheists have said they converted for that reason: you can't deny that a lot of what's happening now is actually demonic.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:37 PM (2ocoG)

60 Btw, stronk women seem to be oddly bloodthirsty. Maybe Mother's Day cards ought to include restraining orders.

Posted by: Paco at September 02, 2026 03:37 PM (2L+MU)

61 Whoa - a Palestinian said something awful?
What a shock.
Their moral compasses are long gone.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (4KUe5)

If I said here what needs to happen to that Lexi Alexander c***, Ace would ban me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (1z8ji)

62 Also good in the sack, which is where us menfolk go wrong with dating them.
Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (oqH4h)

Nurses and female culinary professionals.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (KC5Lt)

63 We need to *end* the notion of innocent due to insanity for capital crimes.

Sorry if you can't tell right from wrong to the extent of intentionally murdering someone you should get the rope or the needle
Posted by: 18-1

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Exactly, I mean was Hitler "insane"? Of course. Does that he mean he doesn't deserve death?

We need mandatory sentencing for murder and insanity no longer being a defense. A lot of this bullshit came out of the 1970s with the "Twinkie" defense, etc.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (eIzlH)

64 Pretty sure the judge is out of options at this point. As much as he does not want to do it, he is going to have to declare a mistrial.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (cpFbA)

65 >>Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.
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A tactic I will not test but I've been told:
If you want a "no-strings-attached (but she may stalk you), no morals, no inhibitions" date, just start hanging out at the bars nearest the hospital at whatever that weird hour the shifts end for nurses.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (3cUTc)

66 One of my current podcast listens is Actual Friends, where IRL friends Dr Drew, Dave Rubin, Jillian Michaels, and Sage Steele shoot the breeze on current news and politics. All recovering lefties that have moved right.

Their recent episode covering Clancy was where Dr Drew talked about the resources and connections Clancy had to get help, being a nurse.

I appreciated Sage's take on Clancy's mental state and her compassion, because before the ep I was all "just fry her." Sage suffered postpartum depression, which is different from psychosis, but she was able to talk about the isolation and despite you feel ok that mental space.

They all agreed it's just a tragedy all around, and I 100% feel that too. Her doctors and Big Pharma failed her. She was suffering and clearly needed more mental help. She failed as a mom and a human by snuffing out the life of her vulnerable children.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (Toos7)

67 I don't know, I think she smells like a Pisces.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (UjdFS)

68 "We can FIX THAT!" -- Psychologists who haven't proved it in a century.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

69 >>Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.


And yet, Nurse Sharks are exceedingly docile.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (zPGLA)

70 agreed. I don't care why you did it or what excuses you think you had.
Posted by: ace


As said many times before, if you are incapable of being found guilty because of severe illness, you are not capable of living freely in society.

Also, another dangerous thing has locked into our post-modern society. That is, prison is primarily a venue for reform. Utterly stupid and wrong. The reform of prisoners is not and has not been a element of accountability. It's rare, and more importantly, only extraneous. The purpose is to remove dangerous or unethical people from preying on society.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (diia5)

71 68 "We can FIX THAT!" -- Psychologists who haven't proved it in a century.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e)

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Interesting...

Tell me about your mother...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:39 PM (BKQOu)

72 I have to admit I never dated a nurse. Knew a couple of guys who did, and nothing terrible happened. But that was the Seventies.

My mother became a nurse in the 1930s, when it was real work, changing bedpans and the like. Not long ago I found out she had been quite the expert on communicable diseases, and came back to LSU Nursing School for a time to lecture on the subject.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 03:39 PM (wzUl9)

73 What's up with all these crazy people going into nursing?

I always used to think nurses were sensible folks.

Now I'm not so sure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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I'm going to blame covid. Locked up in hospitals where nothing happened and beds stayed empty and all they had was choreographed dancing videos to make......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)

74 And yet, Nurse Sharks are exceedingly docile.
Posted by: garrett

Has the moose been back yet?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

75 3

Until morale improves.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (eGn4U)

76 a plea deal, something like ten years suspended sentence under psychiatric supervision.

That's how we got in this situation in the first place.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (hZXic)

77
>>By the way: I think there is a weak, but understandable, case for not guilty by reason of insanity here. I can understand the case for mercy.

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I agree, although I'm not sure I'd call it "mercy." More like acknowledgment of a very awful fact: it's possible for a human mind to be that broken. Of course, this also means that she gets locked away.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

78 >>Nurses are the craziest of all women. It keeps coming up.


In our defense, they often check in with you right when you wake up in the morning.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (zPGLA)

79 The only thing this demonization of mental illness does is further stigmatize it and make people even more afraid to seek help.

I've been in psychosis. There is no control, there is no reality.

I saw some comments yesterday like “MY mom had PPD and because she’s actually a good person, she never thought about killing me!!” And like?? Congrats? YOUR mom didn’t suffer the same thing that other women do. Don’t act like your mom is on some moral high horse.

Her life has been destroyed, regardless. Her children are gone. Marriage destroyed. Family changed forever. Whether she ends up in prison or a psychiatric hospital, there are no happy days ahead for her, I wager. On top of all of this she is paralyzed and incontinent for the rest of her life, and she is not an old woman. It's a tragedy all around.

Prison isn't going to help anything.

We have such a long way to go when it comes to mental health for women. I also hate how so many men assume they understand a disorder that’s exclusively experienced by women

Therapist of over 30 years here. People can be psychotic and absolutely know to hide the symptoms. She is not guilty.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (neR8a)

80 What kind of life is Clancy going to have outside of prison?

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I immediately thought of Casey Anthony, who, once acquitted by a jury full of numbskulls, went out shortly thereafter and was filmed dancing and partying it up.

If Clancy gets off unscathed, or barely held responsible, I can see her living the rest of her life with her parents. Maybe some literary Anna Wintour agent will have her write a book on her misfortune as a victim of Big R/X. Then she can go on The View and just do the big leftist circuit of interviews.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (qBdHI)

81 Dawn Light.

What's her middle name? Surly?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (PSEDc)

82 >>>I wish nurse ratched and Christy Blinky were here to shed some light

they're both nuttier than a Snickers bar so I don't see how they would contribute.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:34 PM (1wjle)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (dK+Kv)

83 >>60 Btw, stronk women seem to be oddly bloodthirsty. Maybe Mother's Day cards ought to include restraining orders.

I think feminists, being not-so-secretly great admirers of what they call "toxic masculinity," thirst for violence because they feel that makes them "equal to men.'

But the thing is, they've been almost entirely immune to violence their whole lives so they romanticize the power of violence.

Men have grown up being physically bullied and figthing and playing contact sports and so forth and so have developed an ethical framework for violence. You see all these left-wing women urging violence and praising killing because they have no framwork for containing and controlling violence. It all seems like a #GirlPower fun time to them.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)

84 "I think there is a weak, but understandable, case for not guilty by reason of insanity here. I can understand the case for mercy."

I think only at most in terms of sentencing. Not guilt. She might not deserve the same punishment as someone who plainly murdered their kids in pure cold blood because she wanted to be with a guy who didn't want kids. (This has happened, btw.)

But any diminished mental capacity shouldn't affect her guilt. We need to get past the pro-criminal commie idea that "insanity" gets you a not-guilty verdict.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

85 How coincidental that this Light woman has two premature deaths in her family, is a nurse, self-described crime junkie, loves the lime light, fan girl of murderess of children Clancy, falls into her own son's grave, etc.

She tells police that she only wanted to film Clancy coming out of the courthouse and her lawyer tells the Judge that this is all a misunderstanding. My aching ass. I'd be investigating this lying pig as to what really happened to her family members.

Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

86
I thank God every day that I'm married to the most commonsensical woman in the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (eRlcH)

87 Dawn Light.

What's her middle name? Surly?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (PSEDc)

Notatall.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (dK+Kv)

88 "Dawn Light?" What sort of name is that? Was she born in some filthy hippie commune?

A recent new member of our church (decent enough fellow) is originally from Oregon. His son is named "Oak." Friend asked me to pray for Oak's best friend who is gong through some bad times. Me: "sure, what is kid's name?" Friend: "Zepplin."

Is is something in the water on the West (and East) coast?

Posted by: Soon to be Zonbie Bob Dylan at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (PEuub)

89 I'd just keep retrying it till kingdom come. If I couldn't secure a conviction, I'd make the process the punishment.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (IUcfu)

90 >>Has the moose been back yet?


Didn't see him this morning. Just the usual mob of Whitetail and Turkey.

Did see a nice 3-4 year old bear on my bike ride, yesterday. He was eating apples in an old abandoned homestead on the mountain.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (zPGLA)

91 I doubt that any sane man is going to want to get involved with a woman who killed her own children. After all of the hubbub dies down, she is going to find herself very much alone.


Sane man? Likely not. However, it all depends on what her gofundme page gets to......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (ccf/V)

92 79 Prison isn't going to help anything.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (neR8a)

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It will either keep a woman who is deeply evil and calculating away from society, or it will keep a woman who is so messed up in the head that she abuses the mental health system to get a host of drugs that she doesn't take properly away from society.

That would be a good thing that prison would do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (BKQOu)

93 Our society is truly and goodly fucked.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (NK89z)

94
Didn't know she was paralyzed. Shows you how much I follow the news.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (eRlcH)

95 Turns out, those of us who were concerned about what the pro abortion attitudes would lead to, were right. I knew all along that these liberal women had a basic disrespect for human life.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (0Htd1)

96 What's her middle name? Surly?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (PSEDc)

Yagami

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (88C+u)

97 nurse ratched hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (ccf/V)
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She chose that nic for a reason...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (FZ29D)

98 Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)

Wow, Ace. Very well stated. Thank you for giving me a new perspective on this issue.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (77rzZ)

99 Btw, stronk women seem to be oddly bloodthirsty. Maybe Mother's Day cards ought to include restraining orders.
Posted by: Paco at September 02, 2026


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Odd you should say that. That was the general response to my Valentine's Day cards!

Posted by: Xander Harris of Sunnydale at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (wzUl9)

100
Did see a nice 3-4 year old bear on my bike ride, yesterday. He was eating apples in an old abandoned homestead on the mountain.



They should've called in the Raney's. Homestead Rescue FTW!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (ccf/V)

101 No, they won't valorize her. The AWFUL "Mommysleuths" are bored stupid white housewives who are addicted to ID and Lifetime Original Movies. Their interest in crime is chiefly about the domestic drama soap-opera aspect of it. They like their Heroic Murderesses to be white and suburban and college educated (?) like they are. This allows them to project themselves into the stories like Mary Sues and imagine being frenz with the female killers.

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Won't matter if they do. Ephreana will be tried in rural TN, she'll be found guilty of first-degree murder, and be sentenced to no less than 51 years before possibility of parole.

But she murdered a child, so it will be life without possibility.

Get out of MA, fellas!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (BI5O2)

102 I think feminists, being not-so-secretly great admirers of what they call "toxic masculinity," thirst for violence because they feel that makes them "equal to men.'


I've said on and off for a long time now that feminism is basically a cargo cult based on observation of male Democrats (Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Chris Dodd, Eric Fartwell, etc, etc - you know the type).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)

103 End the entire notion of "not guilty by reason of insanity", period. Did you physically do the crime? OK, you are guilty. Full stop. Possibly, if it can be conclusively shown that you were then and remain now in a mental state called "crazy", we might extend some mercy in sentencing. Might.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (1z8ji)

104 I find it interesting and annoying that the same people who say the Health Care system is so broken we need to shoot insurance company CEO's also think it's good enough that we should be grateful for the Obamacare system that killed two million people and pardoned Anthony Fauci.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (gHSfI)

105 think only at most in terms of sentencing. Not guilt. She might not deserve the same punishment as someone who plainly murdered their kids in pure cold blood because she wanted to be with a guy who didn't want kids. (This has happened, btw.)

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Sudan Smith 1993

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (YZ0Fo)

106 You'd be crazy too if you had to change bedpans and look at old man balls all day.

Posted by: a nurse at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (UjdFS)

107 Reddit commentors are all mentally ill so of course they support Clancy.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (KC5Lt)

108 I just can't see the compassion angle here. It's one thing if a parent physically assaulted their kid because they snapped or something like that. But to just murder them one by one, and she still didnt snap out of it after say the first one was killed?

I'm perfectly fine seeing this person put down. If their brain has some chemical imbalance, oh well.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (eIzlH)

109 Ugh Susan*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (YZ0Fo)

110 Btw, stronk women seem to be oddly bloodthirsty. Maybe Mother's Day cards ought to include restraining orders.

Posted by: Paco at September 02, 2026 03:37 PM (2L+MU)
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As not a woman, and curious about feminism and bad images of Women from history, I had disquiet about the myth that women became so desirous of Dionysius that they tore him apart in fury.

But these days, I'm much more open to what legends and tales can tell us of fears of other times.

I hold most views as "overlays" and flip between the overlays and see what seems to match up to the shape of what I'm seeing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (Fi81e)

111 Insanity should not be a defense to conviction, only grounds to abate the sentence.

You're insane?

OK, sentence is life in prison.
But since you're insane, you'll go to the asylum until you are fit to serve the remainder of your sentence in the penitentiary.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (3cUTc)

112 She tells police that she only wanted to film Clancy coming out of the courthouse and her lawyer tells the Judge that this is all a misunderstanding. My aching ass. I'd be investigating this lying pig as to what really happened to her family members.
Posted by: Cheri

Guilty as sin, free as a bird. - Bill Ayers

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (P+WAR)

113 Dawn's husband's name is Bud. He may be a tranny.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

114 If those guys on the jury were real men, they could explain to the holdout woman how it is a matter of honor and justice to follow he law and find her guilty.

There is no logical way around that. She understood that what she was doing was wrong. Blaming it on drugs or hormones does not change that fact.

They could also explain the repercussions of what they are arguing -- do they want all women to be seen as unreliable?

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (pl+91)

115 Men have grown up being physically bullied and figthing and playing contact sports and so forth and so have developed an ethical framework for violence. You see all these left-wing women urging violence and praising killing because they have no framwork for containing and controlling violence. It all seems like a #GirlPower fun time to them.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
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This. Violence is all fun and games until you get punched in the face. Men understand this through lived experience. Women rarely do. It's like those stupid girls who punch much bigger, stronger men. They have no idea what comes next. But a man would know, and most likely not punch a bigger guy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

116 Even as a recovering defense attorney, I think the insanity defense has gone way too far and can now be an excuse for literally any behavior.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (wrEn7)

117 111 Insanity should not be a defense to conviction, only grounds to abate the sentence.

You're insane?

OK, sentence is life in prison.
But since you're insane, you'll go to the asylum until you are fit to serve the remainder of your sentence in the penitentiary.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (3cUTc)

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"No, insane people should never be cooped up at all because that would be mean."
-every blue enclave in America

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (BKQOu)

118 Dawn Light looks like she's enjoying the attention. A very AWFL thing to do

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (M9Oed)

119 This is going to be a mistrial, and, instead of retrying the case, the prosecutors will realize the AWFUL "Mommyslueths" are about 60% of all women so no conviction will be possible. They'll offer a plea deal, something like ten years suspended sentence under psychiatric supervision.

>>> Or maybe they'll get a better jury balance next time (9 women and 3 men is insane, no matter what the case) and try to stregthen their case (I heard their arguments were "weak," but I don't know how true that is).

Posted by: pookysgirl, probably naive at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (Wt5PA)

120 One question I have about the Clancy case:

How does she feel about becoming a martyr for all these psychotic TikTok moms? She can see them lining the route, but I assume she can't go on the internet. Would she be appalled at what they are doing? Or thrilled?

If it was me, if I was on trial for killing my kids, and I could finally make a public statement, I would tear them all a new one, tell them off for lionizing me. That I regret what I did and want to die, how dare they use me like this for their own agendas. That they are all sick and need help and I hope their spouses take away their kids and get full custody. Because their kids clearly aren't safe with them.

If she's truly psycho and a narcissist, though, she might love it. And will spin it into a book deal or influencer movement if she can.

I hope not. I hope she'd be horrified at the monstrous, satanic underbelly of modern motherhood that she's unwittingly unleashed.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (Toos7)

121 In our defense, they often check in with you right when you wake up in the morning.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (zPGLA)
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I get a bit nervous when they look disappointed after I tell them "I'm fine."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (FZ29D)

122 If she is found not guilty by reason of hormones, then all women must be treated as dangerous pets from this say forward.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (hMLIM)

123 It's schroedinger's health care system. It's bad when we wanna shoot someone who works in it, and it's good when we want grandma to drown to death from the combination of pneumonia and remdesivir.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (gHSfI)

124 It should have been a mistrial yesterday when some of the non-biased/sarcasm women jurors wore pink.

The pink "ladies" should not be within 100yds of the courthouse. Certainly not close enough to influence the jurors or the media circus.

Then today when that whack job took photos of the jury: mistrial. That was pure intimidation.

In the next trail there should be perimeters far away from the courthouse & jurors sequestered. Simple as that.

I was on a federal jury (banking) in Orlando. Not sequestered but put in a hotel as I lived over an hour away. I was told NOT to look at the story online or in papers for the 3 nights.

I spent the time watching a documentary on Dolly Madison. I was paranoid "they" would figure out what I was watching or want to see my laptop. I ain't no fool.

I was not the foreman but to prevent a hung jury (pool was 1/2 Dim & GOP from voting registration, or so I read), I sort of took over. Which is normal for me.

The Dims were bleeding hearts over the developer who stole money from banking deals. I was not a bleeding heart. He also looked to be in the mob. Guilty.

I read my notes and swayed them with common sense and we found him guilty and went home.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (hzuYO)

125 Hitler wasn’t insane. He was merely evil.

Don’t neglect the power of evil.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (eGn4U)

126 I've been in psychosis. There is no control, there is no reality -- Redditor

Kudos for the honesty, and maybe being the sanest commenter on Reddit, but that is not something I might divulge with a handle that can be looked up by, well, anyone.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (88C+u)

127 Can you imagine this dynamic if it were a man? That murdered his 3 kids while his wife went out? And he started talking about depression?

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (eIzlH)

Chris Benoit was already mentioned before today in a previous thread, but just as a reminder, he was a WCW, then WWF performer who was well respected, had nary a bad word said about him...until 2007, when he murdered his wife, his son, and then committed suicide.

Nobody defended Chris' murders when the full story came out, or attributed it to someone else.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

128 116 Even as a recovering defense attorney, I think the insanity defense has gone way too far and can now be an excuse for literally any behavior.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (wrEn7)

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My sister was threatened with rape by her own clients when she was a defense attorney making relative pennies to defend them.

She's still a prison abolitionist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (BKQOu)

129 ---
She chose that nic for a reason...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 03:42 PM (FZ29D)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (ccf/V)

130 nurse ratched hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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She chose that nic for a reason...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
......

I'm sure she's perfectly gentle with a catheter.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

131 How do you accidentally fall into a burial plot??

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (Oy/m2)

132 doubt that any sane man is going to want to get involved with a woman who killed her own children. After all of the hubbub dies down, she is going to find herself very much alone.

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Casey Anthony has had many boyfriends over the past 15 years.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 03:46 PM (NK89z)

133
They all agreed it's just a tragedy all around, and I 100% feel that too. Her doctors and Big Pharma failed her. She was suffering and clearly needed more mental help. She failed as a mom and a human by snuffing out the life of her vulnerable children.
Posted by: LizLem

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This is it. The things a mentally ill person can do look like a failure of virtue, when they're sometimes a disconnection from reality. My psychotic friend could pass a lie detector test when she was telling the most ridiculous tales. Crazy things that weren't true, but she believed every word she was saying.

This is a general comment about mental illness, not Lindsay Clancy. I haven't followed the testimony or evidence closely at all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:46 PM (mmrXZ)

134 As I said last thread : if a mother who killed her child is threatening self harm , let her. It's more efficient than a hung jury

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 03:46 PM (M9Oed)

135 The Psycho Smile is something I became very familiar with this decade.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 02, 2026 03:46 PM (gHSfI)

136 Yo disrespec is gon get you kilt!

Posted by: reasonable modern woman at September 02, 2026 03:46 PM (anL5R)

137 And she made the news in 2017 because she apparently fell into her son‘s burial plot.

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So you're saying she's unbalanced?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 03:46 PM (ndZc7)

138 >>How do you accidentally fall into a burial plot??


It happens.

Posted by: Harry Dresden at September 02, 2026 03:47 PM (zPGLA)

139 21 Jury Still Deadlocked
......

What, are they all retarded?
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (UjdFS)

At least nine of them are.

Posted by: The guys, I dunno at September 02, 2026 03:47 PM (TbWk/)

140 Men have grown up being physically bullied and figthing and playing contact sports and so forth and so have developed an ethical framework for violence. You see all these left-wing women urging violence and praising killing because they have no framwork for containing and controlling violence. It all seems like a #GirlPower fun time to them.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
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This. Violence is all fun and games until you get punched in the face. Men understand this through lived experience. Women rarely do. It's like those stupid girls who punch much bigger, stronger men. They have no idea what comes next. But a man would know, and most likely not punch a bigger guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


==

Yep, 100%.

We've all been in those types of situations, but I remember being at a party with a really rough crowd and a good friend of mine's girlfriend almost got him killed by her just starting some bullshit fight with a large group of thugs.

They think its the movies or something or when a girl fights they get some hair pulled out.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:47 PM (eIzlH)

141 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:31 PM (460M+)

I'm the oldest of seven kids. I have a brother 14 years younger, and twin brother and sister 16 years younger. Mom and Dad had a built in baby sitter. Well, three, actually.

I had to teach my wife how to change a diaper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 03:47 PM (PSEDc)

142 If you watch enough police body cam videos and enough First Amendment auditor videos, you'll conclude:

1) a whole lot of people in this country believe they are immune from the law
2) and a whole lot of people believe the law is there to protect their feelings
3) and we're killing civilization by catering to both

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:47 PM (3cUTc)

143 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

Read the details. She knew what she was doing was wrong. That is the standard we are looking at. Not broken or fucked up but she knew it was wrong to kill them. She knew. This is my cold read of the case. I have no horse in it.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:48 PM (yTlP3)

144 Man kills his children because he has a mental break because the wife leaves him.

Ain't never been a deadlocked jury in such a case.


The Left claim there is no difference between men and women unless the difference supports their argument.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:48 PM (KC5Lt)

145 think only at most in terms of sentencing. Not guilt. She might not deserve the same punishment as someone who plainly murdered their kids in pure cold blood because she wanted to be with a guy who didn't want kids. (This has happened, btw.)

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Sudan Smith 1993
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Yup. And I think there have been others. Men probably too.

As I said the other day, the number of kids murdered by their parent(s) every year is shockingly high.

If I asked you how many, what would you say? Maybe a dozen?

The real number? 500.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

146 I'm sure she's perfectly gentle with a catheter.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)
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Our own nurse ratched is one of the most delightful 'Ettes you will ever meet in person.

Sweet and kind and gentle.

Do not get on her bad side. Ever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 03:48 PM (FZ29D)

147 How do you accidentally fall into a burial plot??


It happens.
Posted by: Harry Dresden at September 02, 2026 03:47 PM (zPGLA)

Leland Palmer waves

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 03:49 PM (PSEDc)

148 147
Leland Palmer waves

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 03:49 PM (PSEDc)

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Was it Leland? Or was it BOB?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:49 PM (BKQOu)

149 Hitler wasn’t insane. He was merely evil.

Don’t neglect the power of evil.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

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You can be both.

Hitler was absolutely crazy, all the stuff he was into and theories he held, it's pretty textbook insane imo.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:49 PM (eIzlH)

150 I wonder how many adult children will dress up as Lindsay Clancy this Halloween?

Posted by: Let's Get Nuts at September 02, 2026 03:49 PM (+iYtA)

151 I had to teach my wife how to change a diaper.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Same here. I learned from babysitting my nieces and nephews.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

152 Even as a recovering defense attorney, I think the insanity defense has gone way too far and can now be an excuse for literally any behavior.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 02, 2026 03:44 PM (wrEn7)
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Who really things Luigi Mangione was operating on all cylinders the day he chose sidewalk execution?

That's also a problem with "hate crimes". If you grievously assault somebody, that pretty functionally close to "hate".

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:49 PM (Fi81e)

153 Sane man? Likely not. However, it all depends on what her gofundme page gets to......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

She doesn't have one as it is against GFM rules to fund for a legal defense. There is one for her parents so that they could afford to be there for her trial, hotel, food, etc.

Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (oiNtH)

154 ......

I'm sure she's perfectly gentle with a catheter.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)



Maybe that depends on how many piercings you have and whether your hair color happens in nature.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (ccf/V)

155 If she is found not guilty by reason of hormones, then all women must be treated as dangerous pets from this say forward.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2026


***
Foxes who may be rabid: attractive creatures who should be approached warily, if at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (wzUl9)

156 What clancy needs is the full measure of an old indian ritual called the sun dance. We hang her up by her nipples until she completely breaks down. That will drive out the demons so she can stand trial.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (C/aDH)

157 I thank God every day that I'm married to the most commonsensical woman in the world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 03:41 PM (eRlcH)

and she likes dogs !

Posted by: the feds at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (g47mK)

158
Tyler Robinson shot and killed Charlie Kirk--but it's not like he hated the guy!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)

159 that's two !!

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (g47mK)

160 I've said on and off for a long time now that feminism is basically a cargo cult based on observation of male Democrats (Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Chris Dodd, Eric Fartwell, etc, etc - you know the type).
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)

Please remember this list of miscreants the next time you feel the need to slander all women as AWFLs. Not all men are horndog creeps, just as not all women are idiot feminists.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (460M+)

161 Can I.start punching harridans in the face and screaming I have Post Pardum Depression? Like Tom Wilson saying King of England!

Or a Ghetto Rat yelling I can't breathe?

I mean this isn't Vietnam, Smokey, there are rules. Aren't there?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (bX16E)

162 Hitler was insane, evil and hopped up on drugs. The big trifecta

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (M9Oed)

163 Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

The guy who killed his kids and put them in oil drums.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (KC5Lt)

164 135 The Psycho Smile is something I became very familiar with this decade.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at September 02, 2026 03:46 PM (gHSfI)

It's also the eyes.

Btw, some of these "Mommysleuths" said that Lindsay's husband was really responsible for the murders because, in part, he had that look in his eyes like Private Pyle did before his own anheroing in "Full Metal Jacket".

Hey retards, this man lost his 3 kids, his (former) wife (regardless of what happens to her post-trial), and he'll probably never fully trust a woman again, regardless of what he said about Lindsay. Yeah, I'd have the same hollow eyes.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (Rl7KJ)

165 >>>Because the case involves a potential life sentence, the penalties for this are increased, meaning if Light is convicted, she can face up to 20 years in prison and up to a $10,000 fine under MA law.

PLEASE let this happen.

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (odBC9)

166 >>>It should have been a mistrial yesterday when some of the non-biased/sarcasm women jurors wore pink.

The pink "ladies" should not be within 100yds of the courthouse. Certainly not close enough to influence the jurors or the media circus.

Then today when that whack job took photos of the jury: mistrial. That was pure intimidation.

...

whoa-- they wore pink to court?! You're right, this is a clear signal of political-sexual solidarity. They should have been thrown off the jury.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)

167 158
Tyler Robinson shot and killed Charlie Kirk--but it's not like he hated the guy!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e)

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Fair.

Released. And compensated for his wasted time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (BKQOu)

168 “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” has done more harm to this country than can be told. Some people need involuntary commitment, not only for themselves, but also for everyone around them. We need to return to the commitment to publicly support state-run insane asylums.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (eGn4U)

169 I had to teach my wife how to change a diaper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon
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You buy a new brand?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (Fi81e)

170 A Saving Private Ryan for our time.

Netflix Earns Eye Rolls After Previewing Doc About Journos' Harrowing Ride on 'The Decoy Plane'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (ndZc7)

171 125 Hitler wasn’t insane. He was merely evil.

Don’t neglect the power of evil.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (eGn4U)

This, let's call things by their proper names. Like when speed bump and his brother did the Boston Marathon bombing people were calling it a tragedy, it's not a tragedy it's an atrocity.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (sA+Qj)

172 Most people in a prison system would probably be classified as some level of crazy.

The real goal of the Left has been to basically destroy any form of punishment in criminal justice. It's always been looked at as rehab.

So if we catch a serial killer, clearly crazy, so basically have regular doctor appointments and move on.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (eIzlH)

173 good friend of mine's girlfriend almost got him killed by her just starting some bullshit fight with a large group of thugs.

If I were you, I'd be... ah...

Posted by: that brotha in Animal House at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (88C+u)

174 And she made the news in 2017 because she apparently fell into her son‘s burial plot.
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Just trying to re-enact Hamlet's gravedigger scene. But this girl is no Ophelia. Or even Hamlet.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (PEuub)

175 whoa-- they wore pink to court?! You're right, this is a clear signal of political-sexual solidarity. They should have been thrown off the jury.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)
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I'm thinking they probably used up their challenges.

The people who set up the system didn't set it up for *this* level of crazy (and ideology).

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

176 Our own nurse ratched is one of the most delightful 'Ettes you will ever meet in person.

Sweet and kind and gentle.

Do not get on her bad side. Ever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 03:48 PM (FZ29D)



These are facts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (ccf/V)

177 Anyone hear about this?

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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
@ImMeme0
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2h
Three days ago a gunman opened fire outside Venture-N, a Tucson gay bar. Two men dead. The shooter dead. Police now call it a targeted hate crime. He had a list of LGBTQ businesses on him.

You probably even didn’t heard about it.

Because the shooter wasn’t the approved villain. He WASN’T a white Christian nationalist. He was Ousman Ceesay, 44, a Muslim immigrant born in The Gambia. He confronted two men in the parking lot and started shooting.

One of the victims was Cameron Davis Capara, a well-known local photographer and left- wing political activist who spent years documenting pro-Palestine marches, anti-ICE actions, anti-Trump, anti-fascism rallies, and anti-capitalist “No Kings” circles. The other was Vincent Anthony Siqueiros.

Both were killed where they stood.

Police didn’t rush out a mugshot package. Some coverage danced around the shooter’s background. National cameras never really showed up. No wall-to-wall specials. No Democratic officials lining up at podiums to denounce homophobia and demand action. The story dropped fast.

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (kX27y)

178 170 A Saving Private Ryan for our time.

Netflix Earns Eye Rolls After Previewing Doc About Journos' Harrowing Ride on 'The Decoy Plane'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (ndZc7)

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They did purchase the distribution rights to Danny Boyle's next movie, Ink, about Murdoch's purchase and early days of running The Sun newspaper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eokBqEFiVHs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:53 PM (BKQOu)

179 I'm sure she's perfectly gentle with a catheter.

Do you need a catheter? Call 1-800-FREE4U2 for your free, at no cost to you, hands free catheter. Just pay shipping and handling!

Easy to use and disposable...call today!

Posted by: Taxpayer Funded at September 02, 2026 03:53 PM (+iYtA)

180 I hope every hospital that had employed Dawn Light is now going through the medical records to see how many patients she murdered.

She fell into the hole because she leaned over too far wanting to make sure her son was really being buried. Ghoul.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 03:53 PM (2GVsD)

181 Clancy: I did it
Mangione: hell yes I did it

Liberal women: they are innocent and should go free!

The TikTok sleuths tying themselves in knots to prove she didn't do it, when she already confessed, are so embarrassing.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 03:53 PM (Toos7)

182
The pink "ladies" should not be within 100yds of the courthouse. Certainly not close enough to influence the jurors or the media circus.

Then today when that whack job took photos of the jury: mistrial. That was pure intimidation.


whoa-- they wore pink to court?! You're right, this is a clear signal of political-sexual solidarity. They should have been thrown off the jury.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM

Would the prosecutor have to ask for that?
IANAL and have no idea how any of this works.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 03:53 PM (sA+Qj)

183 Adding to Ace, I think a lot of these women who support Clancy get a secret thrill "Yeah, I could snap at any moment and kill--don't test me!"

The constant violence of mob movies looks thrilling to the juvenile mind; so tough, so respected, no one messes with him.

But it's also the reason there are very few old mobsters--grown men get tired of rabid dogs after a while.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)

184 Most people in a prison system would probably be classified as some level of crazy.

The real goal of the Left has been to basically destroy any form of punishment in criminal justice. It's always been looked at as rehab.

So if we catch a serial killer, clearly crazy, so basically have regular doctor appointments and move on.
Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (eIzlH)
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You get mainly two types of people in prison.

Really stupid people.

And people who were so smart, but they kind of misjudged how much smarts it took not to land there.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e)

185 What clancy needs is the full measure of an old indian ritual called the sun dance. We hang her up by her nipples until she completely breaks down. That will drive out the demons so she can stand trial.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (C/aDH)

I do not want to be invited to your 4th of July party.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:54 PM (dK+Kv)

186 Please remember this list of miscreants the next time you feel the need to slander all women as AWFLs. Not all men are horndog creeps, just as not all women are idiot feminists.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (460M+)



I'm not always a horndog creep, but when I am, it's with my wife.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

187 This. Violence is all fun and games until you get punched in the face. Men understand this through lived experience. Women rarely do. It's like those stupid girls who punch much bigger, stronger men. They have no idea what comes next. But a man would know, and most likely not punch a bigger guy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


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Yep, 100%.

We've all been in those types of situations, but I remember being at a party with a really rough crowd and a good friend of mine's girlfriend almost got him killed by her just starting some bullshit fight with a large group of thugs.

They think its the movies or something or when a girl fights they get some hair pulled out.
Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 03:47 PM (eIzlH)
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Has happened to me a few times. The girls' expectation was that I was gonna start knocking motherfuckers out like Chuck Norris in an 80s action movie. But what I did was just grab the girl(s) and ... leave. Just get the fuck outta Dodge.

The girls were invariably like "why didn't you protect me?" I said the same thing each time: "I did protect you. What did you think was gonna happen when you start a fight and we're out-numbered at least 4 to 1??"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

188 Pretty sure the judge is out of options at this point. As much as he does not want to do it, he is going to have to declare a mistrial.
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Yeah, you send em back after one dynamite charge and they come back again deadlocked its pretty much over.

Been there done that. Saw it work once.

Posted by: reasonable modern woman at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (anL5R)

189 John Hinckley has been a free man for years. Unbelievable to me.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (KC5Lt)

190 Am I the only one that finds the acronym 'IANAL' slightly awkward?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (ccf/V)

191 I doubt she'll serve any time. However...

I'd wager she successfully takes her own life later on. Her current celebrity status among the AWFL crowd will only last until the next Femme Fatale. A few months, or years of a miserable existence followed by suicide might be fitting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (2Cry5)

192 Crime junkie because soap operas were no longer cutting it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 03:56 PM (2GVsD)

193 Am I the only one that finds the acronym 'IANAL' slightly awkward?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (ccf/V)
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About 35% gay?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:56 PM (Fi81e)

194 whoa-- they wore pink to court?! You're right, this is a clear signal of political-sexual solidarity. They should have been thrown off the jury.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM

Would the prosecutor have to ask for that?
IANAL and have no idea how any of this works.
Posted by: CaliGirl

They can ask and/or the judge can just do it. It's why there are alternates.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 03:56 PM (YZ0Fo)

195 I am not onboard with "hitler was crazy" theory. Evil, but not crazy. There is such a thing.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 03:56 PM (g47mK)

196 190 Am I the only one that finds the acronym 'IANAL' slightly awkward?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (ccf/V)

maybe 48% of the time

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 03:56 PM (88C+u)

197 >>>Not all men are horndog creeps

I plead the 5th.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (dK+Kv)

198 horde mind :^P

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (88C+u)

199 They think its the movies or something or when a girl fights they get some hair pulled out.
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Sarah Silverman - the way of the gun.

Posted by: have you seen it? at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (anL5R)

200 Did see a nice 3-4 year old bear on my bike ride, yesterday. He was eating apples in an old abandoned homestead on the mountain.
Posted by: garrett

How could you tell he was nice? Did he wave?

Posted by: Ranger smith at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (JM9I6)

201 What I don't understand is the "Mommysleuths" turning this psychotic child-murderer into an actual hero.
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That would be because you are a rational adult. They are what I would call Social Psychopaths.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (XeU6L)

202 whoa-- they wore pink to court?! You're right, this is a clear signal of political-sexual solidarity. They should have been thrown off the jury.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)


The whoa makes me think you are using invisible sarcasm tags. There are subtle signs you can read into the wearing of pink, but maybe it’s all a coincidence. In any case, text messages are also subtle since they lose obvious signs like tone-of-voice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (eGn4U)

203 Do not get on her bad side. Ever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The same could be said of Y's Dice's daughter.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

204 175 whoa-- they wore pink to court?! You're right, this is a clear signal of political-sexual solidarity. They should have been thrown off the jury.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (1wjle)
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I'm thinking they probably used up their challenges.

The people who set up the system didn't set it up for *this* level of crazy (and ideology).
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e)

Jury selection more or less employs the honor system. If you lie about or conceal bias, there's not much way to root that out. Like most things, when people feel no obligation to be honorable, it breaks down.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (IUcfu)

205 I'm not always a horndog creep, but when I am, it's with my wife.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

*fistbump*

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (460M+)

206
If I were you, I'd be... ah...
Posted by: that brotha in Animal House at September 02, 2026 03:52 PM (88C+u)




Mmmmmm....Fawn Liebowitz's roommate's boobs........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)

207 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok · 1h

Ephreana Brady was arrested in Tennessee after she allegedly shot and k*lled her own 2-year-old daughter.

Police found Brandy holding her unresponsive child on her front porch while she held a gun to her own head.

Are deranged women going to support her too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (VQ0bX)

208 >>> If she is found not guilty by reason of hormones, then all women must be treated as dangerous pets from this say forward.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2026
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Foxes who may be rabid: attractive creatures who should be approached warily, if at all.

River otters. Cute, but will bite your face off.

To be fair though, as a kid i so wanted a fox or an otter as pets!

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Toos7)

209 John Hinckley has been a free man for years. Unbelievable to me.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:55 PM (KC5Lt)
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And, as Chris Plante, talks about frequently on his show has libs making a point to go check out his singing and playing. Plenty of DC Dems keep him flush.

It's sick.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (Fi81e)

210 How could you tell he was nice? Did he wave?
Posted by: Ranger smith at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (JM9I6)


The little bear wanted you to come over and meet his mommy.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (eGn4U)

211 John Hinckley has been a free man for years. Unbelievable to me.
Posted by: polynikes
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Now do Squeaky Fromme.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (XeU6L)

212 Most SIDS cases are a polite bureaucratic fiction to cover up "we know the mother killed the baby but we cannot prove it and don't want to put the rest of the family through that additional pain."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (3cUTc)

213 Are deranged women going to support her too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (VQ0bX)

You bet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (P+WAR)

214 I've said on and off for a long time now that feminism is basically a cargo cult based on observation of male Democrats (Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Chris Dodd, Eric Fartwell, etc, etc - you know the type).
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)

Please remember this list of miscreants the next time you feel the need to slander all women as AWFLs. Not all men are horndog creeps, just as not all women are idiot feminists.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (460M+)
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You can be a horndog but not a creep. Just saying, for a friend ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

215 Pretty sure the judge is out of options at this point. As much as he does not want to do it, he is going to have to declare a mistrial.

He could throw a couple tire irons into the room and tell them "Other Than A Verdict, What Happens In The Jury Room Stays In The Jury Room And You Will Stay In The Jury Room Until There Is A Verdict"

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (+4Cf6)

216 The deadlock, the mania for the evil killers, that all is a product of external forces psyoping the population big time. Mostly CCP but USSR started it a long time ago. And the Islamists have grabbed onto the bandwagon. THis is how our society dies.

Posted by: epador at September 02, 2026 04:00 PM (rqmVl)

217 Not all men are horndog creeps

As I frequently tell my wife, if I had known what I was doing with women in HS and college, I would've been a huge 'ho.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

218 Jury selection more or less employs the honor system. If you lie about or conceal bias, there's not much way to root that out. Like most things, when people feel no obligation to be honorable, it breaks down.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (IUcfu)
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Our system is made for a "religious and moral people" and unfit for any other.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:00 PM (Fi81e)

219 How does she feel about becoming a martyr for all these psychotic TikTok moms? She can see them lining the route, but I assume she can't go on the internet. Would she be appalled at what they are doing? Or thrilled?
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Thrilled, no doubt about it. She's clearly remorseless, and wants to get away with it.

And the Sisterhood out there are gonna see to it that this demon cunt gets off the hook.

She did what she wanted to do and she sits in that courtroom smirking because she knows she's getting away with it. And she knows the hated husband she taunted while killing his kids is looking on in helpless horror.

She's the cat who strangled three canaries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:00 PM (BI5O2)

220 Most SIDS cases are a polite bureaucratic fiction to cover up "we know the mother killed the baby but we cannot prove it and don't want to put the rest of the family through that additional pain."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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I've also heard that and believe it

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (eIzlH)

221 Taliban Johnny is still walking the earth and sucking up oxygen.

Wiki says he obtained Irish citizenship in 2013 through his grandmother. And even though he violated his parole in 2019 by consorting with another known terrorist by the FBI, Lindh was not sent back to prison.

Maybe Dawn Light can fix him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (2GVsD)

222 If she is found not guilty by reason of hormones, then all women must be treated as dangerous pets from this say forward.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2026

Always has been.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)

223 As I said the other day, the number of kids murdered by their parent(s) every year is shockingly high.

If I asked you how many, what would you say? Maybe a dozen?

The real number? 500.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

My guess would have been at least 50% of all annually reported SIDS cases so closer to 650.

Posted by: The old mother smother at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

224 He could throw a couple tire irons into the room and tell them "Other Than A Verdict, What Happens In The Jury Room Stays In The Jury Room And You Will Stay In The Jury Room Until There Is A Verdict"

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (+4Cf6)
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They'd go through the alternates pretty fast.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (Fi81e)

225 Hmm...

Harvard/Harris released their most recent generic congressional ballot poll.

R - 51
D - 49

They're far from the worst pollster. In 2024, their final GCB poll said D+2. Their summer poll (late July) said R+4. Final result was R+2.

In 2022, their final poll said R+6. Their summer poll (early September) said D+2. They also had a late July poll that saw a tie. Final result was R+3.

Noisy, not exact, but reasonably reflective of what would happen...even in their final summer poll last cycle.

Maybe this won't be another D+9 year like 2018? That'd be crazy, though, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (BKQOu)

226 Police found Brandy holding her unresponsive child on her front porch while she held a gun to her own head.

Are deranged women going to support her too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (VQ0bX)


Nah, she black.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (eGn4U)

227 Jury selection more or less employs the honor system. If you lie about or conceal bias, there's not much way to root that out. Like most things, when people feel no obligation to be honorable, it breaks down.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 03:57 PM (IUcfu)



This is why I appreciate the honesty of the black jurors that were dismissed from the Karmelo Anthony trial. They openly admitted their bias and were dismissed, appropriately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (ccf/V)

228 Foxes who may be rabid: attractive creatures who should be approached warily, if at all.

River otters. Cute, but will bite your face off.

To be fair though, as a kid i so wanted a fox or an otter as pets!
Posted by: LizLem
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Pet chimpanzee, great pet.

Posted by: Cheeta at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

229 207 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok · 1h

Ephreana Brady was arrested in Tennessee after she allegedly shot and k*lled her own 2-year-old daughter.

Police found Brandy holding her unresponsive child on her front porch while she held a gun to her own head.

Are deranged women going to support her too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (VQ0bX)

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It's like the missing white girl vs. the missing black girl phenomenon in news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (BKQOu)

230 Frankfort, Illinois, a 2-year-old child murdered.

Police are calling the incident a "domestic-related homicide."

The child's mother was found "attempting self-harm" and was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

"This is just absolutely devastating, ...
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That's #2 today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (VQ0bX)

231
Ace, your stigmatization of Libras that is oppressive to me here, personally, in my safe room, is unconscionable.

My NPO allies + are urgently texting to coordinate an appropriate scream to address the outrage.

You will be othered.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (Y8DZL)

232 No mercy for Clancy to give, other than her realization, at times, that she planned and murdered her own children who could not fight back. How do you live with that?

Have read she had a nanny during all this. For 3.5 days a week the older two were in preschool/daycare. She had it easy based on most of us who could not afford a nanny.

I worked around our boys as a RN with my husband often out of town. We had no family to rely on, & new friends who worked & did not have kids. I was it with no back up to help for anything with the boys. It never occured to me to harm them, no matter how chimpy they got.

The only time I felt clinically depressed for 2 wks in the late '80's. We'd all had the flu then got mycoplasma (which mildly damaged my lungs). Exhausted & this led to depression. Boys 2 and 4yrs old.

I called my mother, brother and then best friend to ask if they could come help and they couldn't. Not once did I consider hurting our boys as I just wanted to sleep. I felt like what I read about having mono with no energy. I cried, which is rare. Then I got better.

Lucky, too, in that their father helped with everything with sons. Canceled trips if they were ill.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:03 PM (hzuYO)

233 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok · 1h

Ephreana Brady was arrested in Tennessee after she allegedly shot and k*lled her own 2-year-old daughter.

Police found Brandy holding her unresponsive child on her front porch while she held a gun to her own head.

Are deranged women going to support her too?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:58 PM (VQ0bX)
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Doubtful. Brady is the wrong color and, by the looks of it, wannabe gangster ghetto trash. Plus, she used a gun to kill her kid.

Nothing in that story for these deranged AWFuLs to identify with.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

234 >>> What clancy needs is the full measure of an old indian ritual called the sun dance. We hang her up by her nipples until she completely breaks down. That will drive out the demons so she can stand trial.

It was either the Iroquois or the Algonquin that had a zero tolerance policy for anyone that harmed a child. You hurt them in any way, you die. End of story. They would have had Clancy killed and done with already.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Toos7)

235 If Clancy had said before she was suicidal and even made "attempts " after the murders to "kill" herself, why is she fighting so hard to go free ? Shouldn't she have pled guilty and asked for the death penalty ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)

236
Ephreana Brady was arrested in Tennessee after she allegedly shot and k*lled her own 2-year-old daughter.



It all started when the Dr. asked "Baby's name?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:04 PM (ccf/V)

237 All polls are unreliable because all polls are used as psyops. Some more than others.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:04 PM (eGn4U)

238 I'm a horndog but I'm also broke and not especially attractive so any advances on wimminkind would instantly get me labeled a "creep."

Posted by: Not especially fair but that's life at September 02, 2026 04:04 PM (TbWk/)

239 Foxes who may be rabid: attractive creatures who should be approached warily, if at all.
Posted by: LizLem

At the historic site where I used to docent, we had a lot of deer and a lot of foxes. And one time we saw a fox apparently playing with a fawn. It was sweet.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:04 PM (77rzZ)

240 By the way: I think there is a weak, but understandable, case for not guilty by reason of insanity here.
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That's a pretty high bar. There was a case down in Kentucky of a daughter who murdered her mother. She cut her into pieces (some of which she was cooking in the oven with the family dog). The police arrived (alerted by some hired workers who found pieces of body) and they sent in a robot thingy to look around the house for explosives and stuff. And, the daughter is in side waving her hands at the robot trying to cast a spell on it.

She was found sane enough to stand trial.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (dIske)

241 237 All polls are unreliable because all polls are used as psyops. Some more than others.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:04 PM (eGn4U)

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Fair.

But Harvard Harris is not the worst of them, so I give it some mild credence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (BKQOu)

242 I suspect earlier cases of SIDS were cystic fibrosis cases or otherwise immunocompromised, because that shit was hard to diagnose in like 1885. Kids just got sick and died a lot. I don't want to sound like an insensitive tool but life sucked before penicillin etc.
Nowadays I dunno.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (88C+u)

243 It's like those stupid girls who punch much bigger, stronger men. They have no idea what comes next. But a man would know, and most likely not punch a bigger guy.

There was a story a few years ago where a petite coed confronted a college football player. I think she had been a one night stand or something and didn't like it.

So she got in his face and started yelling. Then punched him which had no effect because, well, she really wasn't very strong.

He in turn punched her once full strength and knocked her to the ground and I think she was in rehab for a few months.

He went to jail.

Some women just do not understand strength differences or won't bother considering it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)

244 If she is found not guilty by reason of hormones, then all women must be treated as dangerous pets from this say forward.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks


Because men's hormones never make them commit horrible crimes...

Just go move to the middle east and buy your self some sex slaves, or grab some random woman off the street because you "had a sexual emergency". You know you want to.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (vJrRc)

245 Have read she had a nanny during all this. For 3.5 days a week the older two were in preschool/daycare. She had it easy based on most of us who could not afford a nanny.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:03 PM (hzuYO)
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Sounds like her tolerance started out low.

Wow, I wonder if the pink squad knows about that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (Fi81e)

246 *Pauses*

Who will play the role of Lindsay Clancy when they remake the Gene Tierney movie Leave Her to Heaven?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (2GVsD)

247 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (VQ0bX)

248
She did what she wanted to do and she sits in that courtroom smirking because she knows she's getting away with it. And she knows the hated husband she taunted while killing his kids is looking on in helpless horror.

She's the cat who strangled three canaries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:00 PM (BI5O2)

Medea be like, "Bitch, take my beer, I'm not that demented."

Posted by: moki at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (wLjpr)

249 4pm news

CBC - trade war. President Trump said stuff. Panties got wet not in a sexy way.

MS Now - digging up 'Repubs' upset with Hegseth Pentagon cuts. That sad looking bitch is on.

CNN - Talarico and Texas. President Trump worried.

FoxNews Cain - Clancy

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (Sco7b)

250 Leek?

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (MWfyi)

251 I suspect earlier cases of SIDS were cystic fibrosis cases or otherwise immunocompromised, because that shit was hard to diagnose in like 1885. Kids just got sick and died a lot. I don't want to sound like an insensitive tool but life sucked before penicillin etc.
Nowadays I dunno.
Posted by: 88C+u


I've heard - don't remember where - that modern SIDS cases dropped a lot after people stopped laying their young infants on their stomachs to sleep.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (vJrRc)

252
But Harvard Harris is not the worst of them, so I give it some mild credence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (BKQOu)



But do you grant clearwater?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ccf/V)

253 Maybe this won't be another D+9 year like 2018? That'd be crazy, though, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (BKQOu)

Polls are for strippers!

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (g47mK)

254 Because men's hormones never make them commit horrible crimes...

Just go move to the middle east and buy your self some sex slaves, or grab some random woman off the street because you "had a sexual emergency". You know you want to.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (vJrRc)
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Ah, but nobody is asking either sex to be excused by their hormones!

So, that served as a feckless diatribe.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e)

255 The Pink Squad for Lindsay knows it all but still says it was the husband who is the real devil.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (2GVsD)

256 So, about jury duty...

If you're asked about being "impartial" and don't answer honestly, what's the recourse going to be? I really don't know...

But some of the jurors certainly, if asked that, lied.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (2Cry5)

257 252
But Harvard Harris is not the worst of them, so I give it some mild credence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (BKQOu)


But do you grant clearwater?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (ccf/V)

========

Only during revivals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (BKQOu)

258 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (VQ0bX)

She should finish the job and save the taxpayer the expense.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (dK+Kv)

259 I will say one thing that I believe definitely works in Clancy's case is that she comes across as a sympathetic character. As awful as her crimes were, she doesn't look particularly malicious or malevolent. She sobbed many times throughout the trial (so I've read) and she's sitting there in a wheelchair. Even I've felt an amount of grief for her over what she's done. I'm not saying I wouldn't have convicted her. I was not in the courtroom, nor did I hear all the testimony about her true medical/mental state. If I had to hazard a guess, I would've found her guilty, but I would've taken no pleasure in it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (qBdHI)

260 Doubtful. Brady is the wrong color and, by the looks of it, wannabe gangster ghetto trash. Plus, she used a gun to kill her kid.

Nothing in that story for these deranged AWFuLs to identify with.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

Now if she'd used exercise bands or a Burberry scarf on the other hand...

Posted by: Cue the "systemic racism" claims though at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (TbWk/)

261 55- Bulg - a bit late but your Mom sounds like an admirable woman and you were lucky to have her. And she was lucky you could appreciate her.

Posted by: vivi at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (7esJd)

262 Just because a woman can give birth to a child doesn’t mean she should. And some women should have their child taken away from them at birth, for the child’s sake, if nothing else.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (eGn4U)

263 247 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (VQ0bX)

Her three children were unavailable for comment

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (+gK6I)

264 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (VQ0bX)



She shouldn't have brutally murdered her 3 children.

My jar of f*cks has few left in it. I spare none for you, murderer. FYF.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

265 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:03 PM (hzuYO)

Christy, when I was going through a severe bout of depression in the early aughts, spending time with my young son always improved my mood. Sometimes I would go into the room and lie down on the floor next to his crib, and listening to his peaceful breathing while he slept always made me feel better.

Children, in my experience, are the treatment for depression, not the cause of it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

266 Only during revivals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

The bathroom's on the right.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (Fv808)

267 126 I've been in psychosis. There is no control, there is no reality -- Redditor

Kudos for the honesty, and maybe being the sanest commenter on Reddit, but that is not something I might divulge with a handle that can be looked up by, well, anyone.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (88C+u)

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I just lurk here the past few years, but i assumed that to be a sock and I was laughing my ass off. Then again, people these days really are off their fuckin rockers so who knows.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (lLeLE)

268 Foxes who may be rabid: attractive creatures who should be approached warily, if at all.

River otters. Cute, but will bite your face off.

To be fair though, as a kid i so wanted a fox or an otter as pets!
Posted by: LizLem

Some Russian scientists had a program to try to domesticate foxes. Not sure what the results were.

You see some people with foxes on TikTok. But I don't know whether that's because they somehow have a housebroken fox or they are insane.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (IUcfu)

269 Most SIDS cases are a polite bureaucratic fiction to cover up "we know the mother killed the baby but we cannot prove it and don't want to put the rest of the family through that additional pain."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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I've also heard that and believe it
Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (eIzlH)
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SIDS is absolutely real. They even know (or think they know) what causes it now, but aren't sure why it happens. No way a mother can suffocate her baby and the police not know. That's not how SIDS works.

Sadly, the stigma against moms with kids who died of SIDS has caused a lack of funding and research. So SIDS still causes thousands of infant deaths a year.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

270 253 Maybe this won't be another D+9 year like 2018? That'd be crazy, though, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:02 PM (BKQOu)

Polls are for strippers!

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (g47mK)

=======

We can take them all in as gospel.

We can reject them all as trash.

And we can identify the ones that might be trying for real. Harvard-Harris was top 3 pollster in 2024, even in their summer polling (which ended up more accurate than their final polling). Lend it some credence, but don't take it as gospel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (BKQOu)

271 I've heard - don't remember where - that modern SIDS cases dropped a lot after people stopped laying their young infants on their stomachs to sleep.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 02, 2026 04:07 PM (vJrRc)

The convention at the time for us was tightly swaddle them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (dK+Kv)

272 If a woman tells you she’s liberal, run, run like the wind.

Maybe, you should just forego any college educated women.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (wn0/z)

273 Clancy had said before she was suicidal and even made "attempts " after the murders to "kill" herself, why is she fighting so hard to go free ? Shouldn't she have pled guilty and asked for the death penalty ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)

She got better.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (yTlP3)

274 Her three children were unavailable for comment

Exactly Donna

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (2GVsD)

275
Please remember this list of miscreants the next time you feel the need to slander all women as AWFLs. Not all men are horndog creeps, just as not all women are idiot feminists.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:50 PM (460M+)


Agreed. Now let's discuss the mouth-foaming male hate this trial has not so much unleashed as intensified.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH)

276 It was either the Iroquois or the Algonquin that had a zero tolerance policy for anyone that harmed a child. You hurt them in any way, you die. End of story. They would have had Clancy killed and done with already.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 04:03 PM (Toos7)
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But then, what will happen to the next mother who liquidates her kids?!

She's thinking of the Future, and the principle of the thing!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

277 Is a nurse.

Whose husband died prematurely from ALS.

And whose son died prematurely from a seizure.

And she made the news in 2017 because she apparently fell into her son‘s burial plot.
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Ironic...don't ya think?

Posted by: Alannis M. at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (TN0g+)

278
I just lurk here the past few years, but i assumed that to be a sock and I was laughing my ass off. Then again, people these days really are off their fuckin rockers so who knows.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (lLeLE)



Don't be a stranger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

279 >>> Have read she had a nanny during all this. For 3.5 days a week the older two were in preschool/daycare. She had it easy based on most of us who could not afford a nanny.

So many privileges the rest of us don't have. Went to some of the best doctors in the country for her mental stuff. And her husband paid for the nanny and the doctors, used paternity leave to be with her for the third child, and arranged it with his job that he worked at home.

I told that bit about the working from home to my husband, and he said oh the husband clearly knew she was nutty then, he arranged to work at home to make sure she didn't do anything. I hadn't thought of that. He also told her therapist before the killings she needed more help but they seemed to dismiss it. He's suing the therapist for failing her.

But the husband clearly had done all he could to help. Apparently she had postpartum depression with the first two, and it was hell. But she finally got over it. He probably thought "this too shall pass," until it tragically didn't.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (Toos7)

280 Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 04:08 PM (qBdHI)

I might agree with you if she had not meticulously planned the murders.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (KC5Lt)

281
Choosy mothers choose who lives and dies. -- NOT Jiff.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e)

282 Hunter Biden Jokes He's '48.5 Percent Gay,' Says His Type Is 'More Masculine'

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I'm not sure what the .5 represents.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

283 Some former atheists have said they converted for that reason: you can't deny that a lot of what's happening now is actually demonic.

And the demons appear to be winning.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2026 04:11 PM (CHHv1)

284 It's like those stupid girls who punch much bigger, stronger men. They have no idea what comes next. But a man would know, and most likely not punch a bigger guy.

There was a story a few years ago where a petite coed confronted a college football player. I think she had been a one night stand or something and didn't like it.

So she got in his face and started yelling. Then punched him which had no effect because, well, she really wasn't very strong.

He in turn punched her once full strength and knocked her to the ground and I think she was in rehab for a few months.

He went to jail.

Some women just do not understand strength differences or won't bother considering it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Yea, it's on video too. College football star, IIRC.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

285 Eh. Brit Lass was practically a socialist afraid and terrified of guns when I met her. Now she makes most of you look like David Hogg.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 04:11 PM (yTlP3)

286 Just go move to the middle east and buy your self some sex slaves, or grab some random woman off the street because you "had a sexual emergency". You know you want to.

I saw a video of a group of ISIS guys celebrating a victory where they took female prisoners and were splitting them up as sex slaves for the victors.

I remember one of the ISIS guys was making a big show of giving his sex slave to another ISIS guy in the style of Arabic generosity.

I always wondered if he was doing that because he knew what he was doing was wrong and this got him out of directly participating or if he was gay or something

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 04:12 PM (sKqQm)

287 We can take them all in as gospel.

We can reject them all as trash.

And we can identify the ones that might be trying for real. Harvard-Harris was top 3 pollster in 2024, even in their summer polling (which ended up more accurate than their final polling). Lend it some credence, but don't take it as gospel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (BKQOu)

they are trending a certain way now, aren't they....

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:12 PM (g47mK)

288 An older woman on Facebook posted that if Clancy is found no guilty by reason of insanity , no woman should never be allowed in a high stress job. Women won't be trusted with guns as a police officer, no air traffic controllers, no surgeons etc.
AWFLs aren't thinking this through

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:12 PM (M9Oed)

289 Swaddling was prescribed because the infant likes it. Babby had just spent 9 months in a freakin' uterus. Now, whether the swaddling was done competently, or whether anyone was listening to the kid breathe (like Bulg here did), is another few questions.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 04:12 PM (88C+u)

290
Sadly, the stigma against moms with kids who died of SIDS has caused a lack of funding and research. So SIDS still causes thousands of infant deaths a year.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)



Strange how the # of SIDS increased right along with the # of vaccinations they were required to get in rapid succession the first 6 months of life.

But don't use that as an indicator that anything is wrong. Kids just die. So be it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (ccf/V)

291 It's like those stupid girls who punch much bigger, stronger men. They have no idea what comes next. But a man would know, and most likely not punch a bigger guy.

There was a story a few years ago where a petite coed confronted a college football player. I think she had been a one night stand or something and didn't like it.

So she got in his face and started yelling. Then punched him which had no effect because, well, she really wasn't very strong.

He in turn punched her once full strength and knocked her to the ground and I think she was in rehab for a few months.

He went to jail.

Some women just do not understand strength differences or won't bother considering it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Yea, it's on video too. College football star, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Sounds kind of like Joe Mixon from OU. However he did not go to jail. She got up in his face screaming all kinds of shit at him in a popular student restaurant then slapped him. So he gave her one back. Stoops say him for the season but there was no jail.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (YZ0Fo)

292 Hunter Biden Jokes He's '48.5 Percent Gay,' Says His Type Is 'More Masculine'

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I'm not sure what the .5 represents.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

Asian dwarf.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (dK+Kv)

293 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (VQ0bX)
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Oh great! Let's get that retrial scheduled ASAP!

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (TN0g+)

294
My guess would have been at least 50% of all annually reported SIDS cases so closer to 650.
Posted by: The old mother smother at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (TbWk/)

**********
Many SIDS cases were from sleeping with parents/mother in her bed vs murder. Soft mattress, pillows and comforters.

Which is why, I think?, SIDS cases declined since putting babies on their backs in safe cribs without pillows, stuffed animals or quilts. My grands slept in sleep sacks, with arms unrestrained.

The rates of SIDS was reported to have increased by 11% in 2025. Blaming smoking, race, co-sleeping, and poverty (my edit: ignorance and probably drugs).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (hzuYO)

295 Maybe Dawn Light can fix him.
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

How can a weak dishwashing liquid fix anybody?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (UjdFS)

296 The husband was selfish imo to have a third child after what they went through with the first two. That's the definition of insanity.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (KC5Lt)

297 55- Bulg - a bit late but your Mom sounds like an admirable woman and you were lucky to have her. And she was lucky you could appreciate her.
Posted by: vivi

She was remarkable.

Whenever some of the 'Rons here start badmouthing all women for something or other, I think "They didn't know my Mom."

And, not being Oedipal here, but my wife shares a lot of my Mom's best character traits. I was just attracted to the same type of woman as my Dad was.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

298 If those guys on the jury were real men, they could explain to the holdout woman how it is a matter of honor and justice to follow he law and find her guilty.

Lol. They'd say they were "mansplaining" and didn't understand women. Try going to a No Kings, Queer or Pro-abortion rally and see how easy it is to convince them to change their minds. I'd recommend trying to convince a Pro-Palestinian protest to acknowledge Jews have a right to live, but you might not survive lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (neR8a)

299 249 4pm news MS Now - digging up 'Repubs' upset with Hegseth Pentagon cuts. That sad looking bitch is on.

Posted by: Stateless

That's the standard MS bitch default setting.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

300 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Dude, just lock up the wheels on her wheelchair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (ndZc7)

301 287
they are trending a certain way now, aren't they....

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:12 PM (g47mK)

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Some, yes.

Because that's the generalized movement every year, summer is very D friendly, and then it gets more R friendly as autumn comes.

It's that direction literally every year because the polling errors are not random or due to statistical noise. It's because it's a concerted effort by the polling firm to prop up Democrats.

Which is why freaking out about summer polling looking bad for Republicans is pointless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (BKQOu)

302 The husband was selfish imo to have a third child after what they went through with the first two. That's the definition of insanity.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (KC5Lt)

Yeah, clearly his fault for not doing enough.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

303 If she is found not guilty by reason of hormones, then all women must be treated as dangerous pets from this say forward.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2026

Always has been.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


No. Seriously. No female cops. Unless they want to go back to unarmed meter maids. Sorry. Can't trust your hormones with a gun. No female president because nuke button. No female soldiers. Same reason as cop.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (ANkWq)

304 The 14 names Massie released

Across PBS NewsHour, Digital Music News, Yahoo News, and other outlets, the list is consistent. The names, in the order most sources report them, are:

Jes Staley
Leon Black
Les Wexner
David Copperfield
Lapo Elkann
Tom Pritzker (cousin of Illinois Governor J.B Pritzker)
Glenn Dubin
Frédéric Fekkai
Eduardo Teodorani (sometimes listed as Teodorani‑Fabbri)
Jean‑Luc Brunel
Daniel Siad
Ramsey Elkholy
Andrew Mountbatten‑Windsor (Prince Andrew)
Lesley Groff

Massie emphasized that inclusion in the files does not itself prove guilt; these are individuals he believes should be investigated.

Several of the named individuals have publicly denied wrongdoing.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (xEffA)

305 No way a mother can suffocate her baby and the police not know. That's not how SIDS works.
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It's not what you know. It's what you can prove to Sisterhood AWFLs in court.

Might as well call it SIDS and let it go, as we're observing here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (BI5O2)

306 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (VQ0bX)

For God's sake she just lost all three of her children!

Posted by: Shades of Menendez Bros. at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

307 Was going to babble about my own personal experiences, friend and family but... Here's something more interesting:

Psychiatric Times
News
Articles
August 28, 2026
Insanity Trials and The Court of Popular Opinion

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 04:15 PM (NFX2v)

308 AWFLs aren't thinking this through

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:12 PM (M9Oed)

AWFL's don't give a fuck about women. Look what they've done to the WNBA and the border.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 04:15 PM (yTlP3)

309 There is an episode of the anime OVA A.D. Police Files about a series of grisly murders. It turns out the killer is a female executive who proceeds to get augmented with Boomer parts to make her better at her job. These parts also turned her into a killer.

And I have no idea why I thought of that right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:15 PM (2GVsD)

310 LOL, Scott Galloway is such a little bitch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (BI5O2)

311 He in turn punched her once full strength and knocked her to the ground and I think she was in rehab for a few months.

He went to jail.

Some women just do not understand strength differences or won't bother considering it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Former OU running back that ended up ending Bob Stoops carrer was a similar story. I believe that guy is still in the NFL.

He abused his girlfriend and Stoops said they suspended him a year. They didn't. OU red shirted him. He trained with the team, gained muscle and speed. Once people started asking questions, Stoops abruptly announced his retirement to "spend more time with his family."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (ccf/V)

312 Some women just do not understand strength differences or won't bother considering it.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Yea, it's on video too. College football star, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Sounds kind of like Joe Mixon from OU. However he did not go to jail. She got up in his face screaming all kinds of shit at him in a popular student restaurant then slapped him. So he gave her one back. Stoops say him for the season but there was no jail.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Yea, him. There were others. Even the infamous Ray Rice incident started with the girl punching him. That too is on video.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

313 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:06 PM (VQ0bX)
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Oh great! Let's get that retrial scheduled ASAP!
Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (TN0g+)
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Perhaps the state could leave some Drano in her cell.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (Fi81e)

314 304
Massie emphasized that inclusion in the files does not itself prove guilt; these are individuals he believes should be investigated.

Several of the named individuals have publicly denied wrongdoing.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (xEffA)

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Oh, they warrant investigation? Not prosecution?

Massie was saying that Trump was protecting pedophiles, that it was ironclad. That Trump had withheld documents in the release.

And now, even on the House floor protected by the Speech and Debate clause, he goes mealy-mouthed with "investigated"?

I'm so glad he lost his primary.

And I'm pretty sure all of those names were previously known.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (BKQOu)

315 Better yet, take away her wheelchair. But leave the bedsheets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)

316 >>>John Clark would have been sent in to finish the job.

Jack Clark would've brained her with a 34'' Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (CwhoI)

317 The husband was selfish imo to have a third child after what they went through with the first two. That's the definition of insanity.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (KC5Lt)

Yeah, clearly his fault for not doing enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

If only he'd fulfilled his role as the Christ-like servant leader God had called him to be none of this would have happened.

Posted by: Churchian tradcon sadly shaking his head at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (TbWk/)

318 If Clancy can't stand another trial have her plead guilty. Duh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (M9Oed)

319 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.
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Already trying to taint the next jury. Smart.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (yTlP3)

320 I might agree with you if she had not meticulously planned the murders.

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Here again, I have to confess that I don't know a whole lot about what came out in the trial. I've only followed the big pieces, and I've only read she sent her husband out to run errands and made sure he was gone long enough to commit these murders.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (qBdHI)

321 Fair.

But Harvard Harris is not the worst of them, so I give it some mild credence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===

I feel like any non-Republican aligned poll that shows Republicans doing okay is good news.

I also think Republicans always close hard and "surge" near the end.

Whether that's polling companies playing games or the airwaves getting flooded, who knows.

I'd be shocked if Republicans keep the House, but I'm a pessimist.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (eIzlH)

322 Oh, please. Blame the husband. Go get a pink shirt and a picket sign, bro.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (BI5O2)

323 And, not being Oedipal here, but my wife shares a lot of my Mom's best character traits. I was just attracted to the same type of woman as my Dad was.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

Cliff Clavin trivia time.

What is the name of the complex when it's the daughter desires with the Father ?



Electra complex

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (KC5Lt)

324 Some women just do not understand strength differences or won't bother considering it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 04:05 PM (sKqQm)
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Entertainment is daily helping them to not understand.

Take the recent episode of (sigh) Ted Lasso...

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi81e)

325 Better yet, take away her wheelchair. But leave the bedsheets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)

Umm

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (yTlP3)

326 266. You win the internets.

Posted by: vivi at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (7esJd)

327 There are people with an unlikely number of deaths occurring around them. Come on, you can think of at least one example: she tried to become President.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (eGn4U)

328 What is the name of the complex when it's the daughter desires with the Father ?
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An electrical complex.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)

329 No female soldiers.
Posted by: rickb223

Not in combat, but as nurses and in other support roles they're fine. Leaves more men for combat roles.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

330 JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy's defense attorney warns she'll be unable to "emotionally handle" a retrial.

I guess that means the System will just have to let her go as if nothing ever happened.

I love this new judicial theory that says a person shouldn't have to be judged because they can't emotionally handle a trial.

There are alternative to a trial: Just plead guilty and fall upon the mercy of the court.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (nAS9C)

331 Jack Clark would've brained her with a 34'' Louisville Slugger.
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People forget that before injuries caught up with him he was a really good right fielder (rather than the one-dimensional hitter he became as a Cardinal).

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:19 PM (TN0g+)

332 Didn't Elektra also think that Daddy had taken her little sword away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)

333 Every name that Massie put out has been named previously. Massie is aho

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:20 PM (M9Oed)

334 Didn't Elektra also think that Daddy had taken her little sword away?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:19 PM (2GVsD)

Then she started banging Daredevil. Weird story.

Posted by: Got to love the classics at September 02, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/)

335 Ephreana Brady was arrested in Tennessee after she allegedly shot and k*lled her own 2-year-old daughter.

Police found Brandy holding her unresponsive child on her front porch while she held a gun to her own head.

The only acceptable response for the police showing up is "Ma'am....PULL!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 02, 2026 04:20 PM (N39Ws)

336 Maybe Dawn Light can fix him.
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

How can a weak dishwashing liquid fix anybody?
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (UjdFS)
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Madge has a few things to say.

Posted by: Captain First Class Tupolev at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (amcLV)

337 Better yet, take away her wheelchair. But leave the bedsheets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:16 PM (2GVsD)
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C'mon. Nobody dies that way!

Posted by: J.E. at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (Fi81e)

338 Electra complex

Sophocles gave us names for a lot of things.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (eGn4U)

339 No female soldiers.
Posted by: rickb223

Not in combat, but as nurses and in other support roles they're fine. Leaves more men for combat roles.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)



I've always been against female in combat roles. Soldiers fight, soldiers get captured, soldiers get tortured. Women get raped.

The FIRST thing everyone worried about when that silly broad made the wrong turn in Iraq and got captured was that she was being raped.

When they found her, she was in a hospital, but miraculously wasn't sexually assaulted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (ccf/V)

340 321 I feel like any non-Republican aligned poll that shows Republicans doing okay is good news.

I also think Republicans always close hard and "surge" near the end.

Whether that's polling companies playing games or the airwaves getting flooded, who knows.

I'd be shocked if Republicans keep the House, but I'm a pessimist.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 04:17 PM (eIzlH)

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The American public does not move 10 points in a few weeks in terms of political decisions. The late summer/early autumn movement towards Republicans is fake. At best, it's response bias (progressives like talking to pollsters more than conservatives). It's more than likely cheap polling firms modeling badly and intentionally so.

It might have been true that conservatives paid less attention to politics in like the 70s in a completely different media environment. It's not true now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (BKQOu)

341 Blerg.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (amcLV)

342 Open Source Intel@Osint613 · 23m
U.S. Ambassador to NATO Matthew Whitaker:

The recent statements by the Russian president don’t lead me to be optimistic about that, and so we need to make sure that Ukraine can defend itself as long as it takes until we can get that war to end.
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Is he fucking serious? Fire him.
We quit selling directly to Ukraine a while ago.
Our munitions to them should stop. When that happen the war will be over. Fire that bitch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (VQ0bX)

343 The husband was selfish imo to have a third child after what they went through with the first two. That's the definition of insanity.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 04:13 PM (KC5Lt)

Yeah, clearly his fault for not doing enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

If only he'd fulfilled his role as the Christ-like servant leader God had called him to be none of this would have happened.
Posted by: Churchian tradcon sadly shaking his head

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Well, if we were to pull the camera far-enough back and go far enough back into American culture, we might find some truth in that...

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (TN0g+)

344 285 Eh. Brit Lass was practically a socialist afraid and terrified of guns when I met her. Now she makes most of you look like David Hogg.
Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 04:11 PM (yTlP3)


What a terrible thing to say about garrett.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (xg/DD)

345 295 Maybe Dawn Light can fix him.
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
How can a weak dishwashing liquid fix anybody?
Posted by: wth

Is this the equivalent of a diet drink to wash down your Tide Pods?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (neR8a)

346 Didn't Elektra also think that Daddy had taken her little sword away?
Posted by: Anna Puma

She was resurrected by The Hand.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:22 PM (YZ0Fo)

347 Carmen Electra did just fine 'til she broke up with that worthless soldier to date that toreador.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

348 Is there ever any good news ? This is depressing...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:22 PM (+gK6I)

349 Is there ever any good news ? This is depressing...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:22 PM (+gK6I)



I just ate pizza.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:23 PM (ccf/V)

350 For God's sake she just lost all three of her children!
Posted by: Shades of Menendez Bros.
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This.

Posted by: Lizzie Borden at September 02, 2026 04:23 PM (XeU6L)

351 Better yet, take away her wheelchair. But leave the bedsheets.

Posted by: Anna Puma

You forgot the cannoli!

Posted by: Clemenza's wife at September 02, 2026 04:23 PM (neR8a)

352 Didn't Elektra also think that Daddy had taken her little sword away?
Posted by: Anna Puma

She was resurrected by The Hand.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:22 PM (YZ0Fo)
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If you wanted to find out more, talk to The Hand.

Posted by: J.E. at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (Fi81e)

353 56-year-old Dawn Light, arrested on a charge of felony jury intimidation after she was caught allegedly taking photos of jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial yesterday, is in some serious hot water.


See if she's had any kids and if anyone knows where they are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (ccf/V)

354 I've always been against female in combat roles. Soldiers fight, soldiers get captured, soldiers get tortured. Women get raped.

The FIRST thing everyone worried about when that silly broad made the wrong turn in Iraq and got captured was that she was being raped.

When they found her, she was in a hospital, but miraculously wasn't sexually assaulted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (ccf/V)
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Considering who we're fighting against, there's a very strong argument to be made that the men captured will also be raped. Doubly so for the ladies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (FZ29D)

355 She’s as guilty as sin… but apparently at least one morally deficient retarded juror

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (3sMS0)

356 But the husband clearly had done all he could to help. Apparently she had postpartum depression with the first two, and it was hell. But she finally got over it. He probably thought "this too shall pass," until it tragically didn't.
Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 04:10 PM (Toos7)
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Beautiful children. Not that ugly children should be murdered...but their little faces make me sad.

My mother told me, during the chimp era of boys, "not to spank when you are mad." I found that quite odd advice based on when are you supposed to spank them? Plus the fact that she never did & told us to wait til our father got home.

I gave one a whack on 2yy baby's diapered bottom once when the he bit the heck out of his older brother who was screaming. The older one messed with the baby til he went loco. Had a full dental impression on his bare shoulder. They were in time out a lot after my glare and talking sense into them.

Didn't know the father worked at home during this time. Wow.

What on earth did mommy do with a nanny? Did the kids interfere with her mani/pedis? Her ladies who lunch dates?

I would not know as I was a full time mother til they hit kindergarten and beyond.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (hzuYO)

357 Is there ever any good news ? This is depressing...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:22 PM (+gK6I)

My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (dK+Kv)

358 Who names their kid Ephreana?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (2Ez/1)

359 Sure, people remember that Electra woman but forget Dynagirl!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (Fi81e)

360 year-old Dawn Light, arrested on a charge of felony jury intimidation after she was caught allegedly taking photos of jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial yesterday, is in some serious hot water.


See if she's had any kids and if anyone knows where they are.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

She fell in her son's grave.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:25 PM (YZ0Fo)

361 ----
Considering who we're fighting against, there's a very strong argument to be made that the men captured will also be raped. Doubly so for the ladies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (FZ29D)



Yes. Men, no matter WHAT leftist retards say, can't get pregnant.

If a female soldier survives her captivity, the odds on her being pregnant are significant. She has to live with that the rest of her life, no matter what 'choice' is made.

That's damaging.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:26 PM (ccf/V)

362 348 Is there ever any good news ? This is depressing...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:22 PM


Coyote vs. Acme.

Posted by: Touch grass at September 02, 2026 04:26 PM (2Ez/1)

363
She fell in her son's grave.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:25 PM (YZ0Fo)



guess there's something to reading the content..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:26 PM (ccf/V)

364 My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Cool! I got to play a trombone solo during halftime at one of my high school's football games!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

365 And, not being Oedipal here, but my wife shares a lot of my Mom's best character traits. I was just attracted to the same type of woman as my Dad was.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026


***
Same here. Though I've never married one (wife No. 1 was a kind of honey-blonde and No. 2 a ginger), I've always found brunettes to be the most attractive, and my mom was one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (wzUl9)

366 Geez, you fall into one grave...

Posted by: Dracula at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (2Ez/1)

367 She fell in her son's grave.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 04:25 PM (YZ0Fo)


guess there's something to reading the content..........

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Let's not get crazy...

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)

368 Unfortunately they pulled Dawn Light out of the grave instead of just burying her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (2GVsD)

369 If a female soldier survives her captivity, the odds on her being pregnant are significant. She has to live with that the rest of her life, no matter what 'choice' is made.

That's damaging.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:26 PM (ccf/V)
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It must be a part of our "Rape culture" to put women into that kind of position and say little about it!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

370 Didn't know the father worked at home during this time. Wow.

What on earth did mommy do with a nanny? Did the kids interfere with her mani/pedis? Her ladies who lunch dates?

I would not know as I was a full time mother til they hit kindergarten and beyond.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (hzuYO)

And the two older kids went to preschool 3x a week. Plus help from her mother, some help from MiL.

Not saying motherhood is easy, but there was tons of help with the kids.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (N39Ws)

371 My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder



My daughter was a soloist in 3 of her 4 years of marching band.

Your chest puffs out pretty significantly when they nail their solo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:28 PM (ccf/V)

372 Unfortunately they pulled Dawn Light out of the grave instead of just burying her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (2GVsD)
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Was she surly?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:28 PM (Fi81e)

373  Sure, people remember that Electra woman but forget Dynagirl!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM 

Dynagirl was the best.
And Wonder Woman's hot, younger cousin.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 04:28 PM (Sco7b)

374
Let's not get crazy...
Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (TN0g+)




Thanks. I feel better about my decision.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (ccf/V)

375 Lindsay Clancy had 1000X more help that most women could ever hope to get.

And she still strangled her three children.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (2GVsD)

376 Is a nurse.

Whose husband died prematurely from ALS.

And whose son died prematurely from a seizure.

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"So I guess you don't come here to heal others?"

Posted by: Hospital Administrator at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (TN0g+)

377 Be interesting to see if Clancy had any "problems" when she was younger. Was she always unstable ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (+gK6I)

378 My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Ahem. We have to talk to you about your son's sax change.

Posted by: Your School at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (Fi81e)

379 Late to the party

I'm confident a lot of jury consultants for the defense recommended Lindsay Clancy show no emotion with heron her face.

But her no emotion-court room face gives me the creeps. I see the face of a stone-cold murderer.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (5rh/l)

380 364 My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Cool! I got to play a trombone solo during halftime at one of my high school's football games!
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

I excelled at playing the skin flute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (N39Ws)

381 > Carmen Electra did just fine 'til she broke up with that worthless soldier to date that toreador.

This joke is too sophisticated to belong here.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (mkw2N)

382 Electra Woman and Dyna Girl

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (2GVsD)

383 >>Already trying to taint the next jury. Smart.

Seems like the problem with this jury is too much taint.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)

384 Maybe it's some form of self-protection, but when these really disturbing stories come along, I refrain from immersing myself in the details. Sleep is important.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 04:30 PM (2Ez/1)

385 Hey Baby by Brice Chanel is the song.

https://youtu.be/IvqbYTzppMU

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:30 PM (dK+Kv)

386
Dawn Shirley Light?

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 02, 2026 04:30 PM (Fi81e)

387 Clancy was a nurse. Tried to slit her wrists in a suicide 'attempt.'

EVERY nurse on earth knows that for suicide, you cut UP the arm, not across it.

She staged the entire f*cking thing.

HANG the twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:30 PM (ccf/V)

388 I excelled at playing the skin flute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (N39Ws)



STEP OFF, bitch......

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at September 02, 2026 04:31 PM (ccf/V)

389 My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Ahem. We have to talk to you about your son's sax change.

Posted by: Your School at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (Fi81e)

lol

He did use to play tenor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:31 PM (dK+Kv)

390 I consider Lindsay's dive out the window as a selfish attempt to make it all about her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:31 PM (2GVsD)

391 Who names their kid Ephreana?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (2Ez/1)


Black people.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:32 PM (eGn4U)

392 Carmen Electra did just fine 'til she broke up with that worthless soldier to date that toreador.

This joke is too sophisticated to belong here.
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Yeah, who's going to explain it to TJM?

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:32 PM (TN0g+)

393 I know I'm a loner here about it, but I don't give F about the elite. They would sell you for dollar if they could get away with it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 02, 2026 04:32 PM (DbmIv)

394
There are alternative to a trial: Just plead guilty and fall upon the mercy of the court.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 04:18 PM (nAS9C)
*******
BS

Wheel her in strapped to a gurney and on Haldol. There. Problem solved.

She SHOULD be there, again, for it all. She should have tried harder to kill herself to avoid this. Hanging off a gutter from the roof did not work (with superficial cuts to wrist and throat).

These wimmen are not giving a career in nursing a good name, are they?

The nurse who murdered premies in the UK I wanted to strangle myself. She had some sort of Munchausen's Grief Trauma need for attention. So she I could diagnose, altho she's a demon.

Mommy's with a nanny, daycare for siblings, and extensive maternity leave from L&D (plus a husband who worked from home) are a mystery to me.

Crazy people manipulate the system. She manipulated her husband PLUS possibly some of the shrinks she went to. It's possible. It's diabolical but possible.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)

395 I excelled at playing the skin flute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (N39Ws)

Flutes, plural.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:32 PM (dK+Kv)

396
Seems like the problem with this jury is too much taint.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (viF8m)



Call your doctor immediately if you experience swelling between the anus and genitals as this may lead to death.

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at September 02, 2026 04:32 PM (ccf/V)

397 Aww....who cares.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:33 PM (ccf/V)

398 Fluke's flutes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:33 PM (2GVsD)

399 Carmen Electra did just fine 'til she broke up with that worthless soldier to date that toreador.

This joke is too sophisticated to belong here.
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Yeah, who's going to explain it to TJM?
Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:32 PM (TN0g+)



ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 02, 2026 04:33 PM (ccf/V)

400 I see I'm bagging on the Sisterhood too much - there're apparently "men" who will excuse any wickedness as long as a woman perpetrated it, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (BI5O2)

401 I just finished reading the Wiki synopsis of Leave Her to Heaven and yes Ellen is Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)

402 My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Ahem. We have to talk to you about your son's sax change.
Posted by: Your School at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (Fi81e)

This is bullshit. Schools will always conceal sax changes from parents.

Posted by: Takes a lot of brass at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (TbWk/)

403 I excelled at playing the skin flute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (N39Ws)
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Then... why would you go through so much contraception?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (Fi81e)

404 Lindy Li, a former Democratic fundraiser who left the party after her warnings about then-President Joe Biden’s decline went unheeded during the 2024 campaign, says Democrats’ leadership vacuum has helped fuel the Democratic Socialists of America’s string of victories in 2026.

“They’re a metastasizing cancer,” Li told Fox News Digital in an interview.

“I had a bird’s-eye view from the beginning, you know, [to] the ascent of the DSA — power abhors a vacuum. They’re simply filling a vacuum. There’s no one there.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (xEffA)

405 I can understand the case for mercy.

I can't. They should look up what they did in the Salem Witch Trials and crush that witch under a pile of rocks. Slowly.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (0GLZr)

406 My kid plays baritone sax. The band just got a new song where the instrument features prominently and he has a solo bit. Very exciting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


My daughter was a soloist in 3 of her 4 years of marching band.

Your chest puffs out pretty significantly when they nail their solo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:28 PM (ccf/V)

That's my Davey!

Posted by: Music Man Boys Band Moment of Truth Scene at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (q2NNn)

407 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 02, 2026 04:33 PM (ccf/V)
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TAKE THAT UP WITH MRS. ROETHLISBERGER!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:35 PM (Fi81e)

408 There’s no one there.”

Is Li talking about the Democrat Party or Joey Bidet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:35 PM (2GVsD)

409 Carmen Electra did just fine 'til she broke up with that worthless soldier to date that toreador.

This joke is too sophisticated to belong here.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2026 04:29 PM (mkw2N)


Dora, Dora, don’t spit on the floor ah, Use the cuspidora, That’s what’s she’s a for ah…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:36 PM (eGn4U)

410 Carmen Electra did just fine 'til she broke up with that worthless soldier to date that toreador.
*
This joke is too sophisticated to belong here.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2026


***
Well, WE understood it.

Posted by: Frasier and Niles Crane, Opera Fans at September 02, 2026 04:36 PM (wzUl9)

411
Now fella's don't believe what a bad woman tells you
Though her eyes be blue or brown
Unless she's standing on some old scaffold high
Saying "fellas" they won't let me come down

Posted by: House of the Rising Sun lyrics at September 02, 2026 04:36 PM (2Ez/1)

412 Your chest puffs out pretty significantly when they nail their solo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:28 PM (ccf/V)

He worked on the Interstellar theme song for a long time. I got to hear it often.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:36 PM (dK+Kv)

413 Open Source Intel@Osint613 - 42m

A Coast Guard jet carrying Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin and senior DHS officials was forced to make an emergency landing near Washington after suffering an engine loss

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:36 PM (VQ0bX)

414 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

So you're not jonesing my Carmen comment?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

415 Different subject..Can it possibly be true that Talefreako is leading in Texas ? I shan't believe it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (+gK6I)

416 A Coast Guard jet carrying Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin and senior DHS officials was forced to make an emergency landing near Washington after suffering an engine loss

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 04:36 PM (VQ0bX)
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Hopefully, no journalists were endangered!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (Fi81e)

417 375 Lindsay Clancy had 1000X more help that most women could ever hope to get.

And she still strangled her three children.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Really shows how much the patriarchy has stacked the deck against women.

Posted by: AWFLs at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (neR8a)

418 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

So you're not jonesing my Carmen comment?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

You must be some sort of Carmen comment chameleon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (dK+Kv)

419 🚨BREAKING: Millions are out on the streets right now in towns and cities across Spain in a mass protest against Pedro Sánchez and the invasion of Ceuta

THE FIGHT BACK IS ON!🔥

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:38 PM (xEffA)

420 387 Clancy was a nurse. Tried to slit her wrists in a suicide 'attempt.'

EVERY nurse on earth knows that for suicide, you cut UP the arm, not across it.

She staged the entire f*cking thing.

HANG the twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:30 PM (ccf/V)
*****
Yep. She apparently researched everything but her radial artery. She must have gotten her degree online is all I can figure out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:38 PM (hzuYO)

421 The Girl from Ephreana. Mom misheard the song

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:38 PM (M9Oed)

422 He did use to play tenor.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026


***
"Daddy sang bass,
Mamma sang tenor;
Me and li'l brother would join right in there --"

Posted by: J. Cash at September 02, 2026 04:38 PM (wzUl9)

423 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

So you're not jonesing my Carmen comment?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

You must be some sort of Carmen comment chameleon.

------

The comedy here comes and goes...

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 04:38 PM (TN0g+)

424 So, how many AWFL jurists will be writing books and going on podcasts after this jury is dismissed?

Over under: 1.5

We are watching our system of juris prudence melting down in front of our eyes. To those pink-dressed idiots hanging around the courtroom and all of those that are relating to them online, it is all about the clicks, about the opinions, not about facts. Not any more. And it was certainly not about those dead, precious, innocent kids.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 02, 2026 04:39 PM (Uvvcx)

425 Markwayne is the kind of name that sounds like it comes with a legal obligation to have a mullet.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 04:39 PM (IUcfu)

426 Talefreako leading in a poll?

We'll see when the voting is done.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 04:39 PM (2GVsD)

427 ok, I read a bit about this case, seems like this woman Clancy was on shitton of drugs! like..all of them. antidepressants, antipsychotic, mood stabilizers, everything. what a mess.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (g47mK)

428 400 I see I'm bagging on the Sisterhood too much - there're apparently "men" who will excuse any wickedness as long as a woman perpetrated it, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 04:34 PM (BI5O2)

This is a strange point of overlap between two typically very opposed groups: feminists and religious Tradcons. For feminists women are never to be held accountable because of the oppressive male patriarchy. For religious Tradcons, women are never to be held accountable because their husbands are the ones responsible because headship and leadership. End result is the same: the woman is ultimately never to blame, it's because men failed her.

Posted by: Strange bedfellows at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (TbWk/)

429 ok, I read a bit about this case, seems like this woman Clancy was on shitton of drugs! like..all of them. antidepressants, antipsychotic, mood stabilizers, everything. what a mess.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (g47mK)

Yep. I think this would be an easy malpractice case.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (dK+Kv)

430 410 Carmen Electra did just fine 'til she broke up with that worthless soldier to date that toreador.
*
This joke is too sophisticated to belong here.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2026

***
Well, WE understood it.
Posted by: Frasier and Niles Crane

Electra 👍
My navigator/radioman 👎

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (neR8a)

431 Markwayne is the kind of name that sounds like it comes with a legal obligation to have a mullet.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 04:39 PM (IUcfu)
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His parents did not make the deadline. "Mark! No! Wayne! No Mark! ...."

Posted by: Buck Dharma at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (Fi81e)

432 Nood
Dems love socialism

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (Sco7b)

433 I can see how if her medical history is presented, the jury would have doubt.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (g47mK)

434 You must be some sort of Carmen comment chameleon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

I have my greatest inspirations whilst using the Bizet.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

435 A lot of these stories seem to indicate that there are women who hate being women.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2026 04:41 PM (CHHv1)

436 Markwayne is the kind of name that sounds like it comes with a legal obligation to have a mullet.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026


***
The kind of role tailor-made for David Spade

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)

437 420 387 Clancy was a nurse. Tried to slit her wrists in a suicide 'attempt.'

EVERY nurse on earth knows that for suicide, you cut UP the arm, not across it.

She staged the entire f*cking thing.

HANG the twat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:30 PM (ccf/V)
*****
Yep. She apparently researched everything but her radial artery. She must have gotten her degree online is all I can figure out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:38 PM (hzuYO)

Down the road not across the tracks!

Posted by: first cut is the deepest at September 02, 2026 04:41 PM (TbWk/)

438 The loon in Times Square was taking injections of some psych meds per her father. Big Pharma strikes again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 04:42 PM (M9Oed)

439 415 Different subject..Can it possibly be true that Talefreako is leading in Texas ? I shan't believe it
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM

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Trust the polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 02, 2026 04:42 PM (2Ez/1)

440 I don't know know who asked this question, but here is some positive news . 9/11 was a sickening and bloody act by murderous people with no conscience and those behind them. However every day Townhall is profiling the heroic people (and animals ) who helped save lives them or gave those support to others

https://tinyurl.com/wy22mjjy

In addition, my suggestion is to stay from news and social media overload , and you can look at sunnyskyz which always has positive stories.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (xSAlF)

441 Just another case study in how our justice department doesn't work. They need to spruce up old sparky and use this broad to test the grid for future data centers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 04:43 PM (C/aDH)

442 Daily caller: Democrats Pitch Three Totally Not Weird Male Candidates. #2 Eats Hot Dogs Without Chewing

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (xEffA)

443
I've always been against female in combat roles. Soldiers fight, soldiers get captured, soldiers get tortured. Women get raped.

The FIRST thing everyone worried about when that silly broad made the wrong turn in Iraq and got captured was that she was being raped.

When they found her, she was in a hospital, but miraculously wasn't sexually assaulted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 04:21 PM (ccf/V)
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Considering who we're fighting against, there's a very strong argument to be made that the men captured will also be raped. Doubly so for the ladies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 04:24 PM (FZ29D)



If memory serves, Lynch wasn't raped/molested but one of the other women captured in the convoy was.

Look up the uncensored version of what happened to Lara Logan in Tahrir Square in Cairo after the revolution against Mubarak. It's horrific. Those savages basically ripped off her clothes and two of them got their hands inside of her and tried to split her in two. American women in uniform would probably suffer even worse if they were captured.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (y9nCu)

444 Different subject..Can it possibly be true that Talefreako is leading in Texas ? I shan't believe it
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 04:37 PM (+gK6I)


All polls are psyops. If you live in Texas, vote him down, and get your friends and neighbors to do the same. All it takes for evil to succeed is for good men (and women) to do nothing.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (eGn4U)

445
Not saying motherhood is easy, but there was tons of help with the kids.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 02, 2026 04:27 PM (N39Ws)
***********
I had no help but my husband til the elder started preschool. Leaving me with the baby, who was perfect in all ways as he learned how not to be from his brother. Put his chair into time out...which was the alarm signal that they'd done something stupid.

I should call them both today and tell them they are lucky to have lived to make it to school with only their Mom taking care of them.

When we moved to FL we had no family and only my dude's work friends. Elderly neighbors who were nice.

I had no nanny, family or close friends to trust with our boys. I need a medal but will settle for grandchildren. And not going to hell for murdering them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 04:45 PM (hzuYO)

446 442 Daily caller: Democrats Pitch Three Totally Not Weird Male Candidates. #2 Eats Hot Dogs Without Chewing
Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 04:44 PM (xEffA)


Not only that, but he kept pulling it out and putting it back in.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 04:48 PM (eGn4U)

447 You can in fact make your own tortilla sombrero hat.

https://tinyurl.com/vvtscj2d

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)

448 Regarding "ID and Lifetime Original Movies." I love ID TV, can't stand Lifetime Original Movies and think Lindsay Clancy should be in prison for life.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 05:02 PM (NpAcC)

449 "EVERY nurse on earth knows that for suicide, you cut UP the arm, not across it."

Yeah, it's down the road, not across the street.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at September 02, 2026 05:17 PM (W+MPl)

Prosecutor Who Blew the Whistle on "Tish" James' Unethical Demand to "Dig Up Dirt" on Trump and His Friends Sits Down for Several-Hour Interview with Federal Prosecutors

This gigantic mutant hag might finally get some justice.

Or at least she'll get prosecutorial process-- which the left has used for decades as a punishment in itself.

Fed investigators met with Tish James whistleblower who claimed he was pushed to dig up dirt on Trump: sources


The whistleblower in Attorney General Letitia James' office who said he was ordered to dig up dirt on President Trump met with federal prosecutors for "several hours" Tuesday, sources said.

Daniel Wiesenfeld, a former Brooklyn prosecutor and a lawyer in James' office, had a lengthy sit-down with both criminal and civil attorneys from the FBI and the US Department of Justice over his bombshell claims, the sources told The Post.

The extent of the feds' interest in the case is unclear.

I bet I can name one top-ranking fed who is very interested in this, and his opinion carries more weight than most others'.


Wiesenfeld, who has been placed on paid administrative leave, claimed in a since-deleted Friday email to colleagues that was leaked to the Times-Union that his boss, Investor Protection Bureau Chief Shamiso Maswoswe, instructed him "to find and pursue crimes" by Trump allies.

"If you believe Trump is using the [Department of Justice] attorneys to prosecute his enemies to further his political interests, you should find it equally troubling that Tish [James] is doing exactly the same thing," the email allegedly said.

In a statement this week, James' office called the scandal "a personnel matter."

LOL. What I illegally order my prosecutors to do is just an personnel matter. We just have an internal disagreement about whether I broke the law.

Did I murder my wife and children? It's none of your business. It's a family matter. Please respect my privacy and give me space to grieve.

...

However, the Trump administration this week fired back at James in a scathing statement.

"This is more proof of the weaponization of the justice system by Letitia James to target President Trump and her political opponents," White House spokeswoman Lauren Bis said. "The far-left Democrats' lawfare against President Trump, his family must stop."

Unrelated, except it involves the corrupt shithole state of New York:

Yesterday, a crazed woman butchered another woman with a kitchen knife and wounded two others. Cops shot tasers at her, but she pulled out the darts and they had no effect, because she's a landwhale and probably up to her gills in drugs.

Cops shot her as she rushed one cop with her kitchen knife extended before her.

Obviously, you knew this was coming: the knife-attacker is an Oppressed Minority (TM) so you just knew the racist left would begin pushing the "Why didn't they just shoot the knife out of her hand?" bullshit they pull whenever an Oppressed Minority is shot attacking cops.

In this case, the crazed assailant's mom is demanding to know why the cops didn't just take their stabbings like men and just tackle the knife-crazed maniac.

The mother of the crazed Queens woman who killed a new mom and seriously wounded an elderly dad in a terrifying Times Square stabbing spree is questioning why cops didn't just "grab" her daughter rather than fatally shoot her when she charged at them with knives.


NYPD officers attempted to deploy tasers, but they were ineffective. She then rushed at them while waving the knives, prompting two officers to open fire, the dramatic footage shows.

"There were so many police... why didn't they grab her by the arm?" Cisneros' mother, who did not give her name, asked Fox 5 News in Spanish.

In Spanish, huh? I've been wondering about her immigration status. As no one is reporting on it, I imagine the reasons for the non-reportage of it are the usual reasons.

...

Cisneros suffers from what her brother described to The Post Tuesday as bipolar disorder, but said she'd been receiving treatment in recent years and "never showed any aggressiveness."

"I don't know what happened," Patrick Peralta, 59, said, adding his sister had found some stability through medication in recent years and reported feeling "fine" as recently as Saturday.

Cisneros, of Queens, had a documented mental health history with police, including a suicide attempt.

Cisneros drew the attention from NYPD cops in December 2018 when she was belligerent, intoxicated and screaming along Lexington Avenue, sources said. She then tried to kill herself in March 2019 by jumping in front of an E train in Queens, sources said.

Court records show that Cisneros' marriage fell apart around this time, with her husband filing for divorce in Hillsborough County, Florida, during 2020. The divorce was finalized last year.

...

Cisneros had whipped out two knives from a red Target bag and stabbed the first victim, Tak Kam, a 68-year-old dad from Rhode Island, in the abdomen as he exited the subway on West 41st Street and was waiting to cross the street, police said.

She then continued up to 42nd Street and seconds later fatally stabbed Piacenti -- a vice president at Bank of America who had just returned from maternity leave.

I don't blame the mom for this stupid objection. When your child is killed, you're going to spin out reasons why this was unfair and why cops should have just let your innocent baby stab as many people as she could before she got all tuckered out and took a nap.

I mean, it's a tough thing to process. I get that. A child is the most important thing in the world to a parent, and many would trade other people's lives for their child's.

Fine.

But society, of course, can definitely not trade innocent people's lives, including those of cops, for the lives of crazed violent killers.

So while I can excuse the mother's stupid babblings, I do not excuse the ambulance-chasing racists of the tribal left, who take cases like this and blow them up into national crises, with the eager assistance of the traitor media.

We'll see if the corrupt Soros Manhattan DA, Alvin Bragg, prosecutes the cops like he prosecuted Daniel Perry.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM




Comments

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1 Be nice if some justice happens

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (2GVsD)

2 Zwei?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (2GVsD)

3 Willowed:

"But you fuck just one goat..."
Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/Quk06iHsIn4
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (bFu5X)

4 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (0sNs1)

5 Tish spelled backwards is Shit

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:22 PM (yTlP3)

6 "A child is the most important thing in the world to a parent, and many would trade other people's lives for their child's."


"INORITE?"

-- Lyndsay Clancy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

7 Congrats on your first, Anna Puma.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:23 PM (77rzZ)

8 5. Tish spelled backwards is Shit
Posted by: ...

Almost. 👍🏼

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:23 PM (NFX2v)

9 I do not excuse the ambulance-chasing racists of the tribal left, who take cases like this and blow them up into national crises, with the eager assistance of the traitor media

Why do you insinuate that is a Bad Thing?

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (0sNs1)

10 "There were so many police... why didn't they grab her by the arm?"

Dunno about those police, but I'm horribly allergic to having knife in my liver.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (VHUov)

11 People bash my ideas about dissolving the Union because they love being lorded over by lawless, retarded bureaucrats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (BI5O2)

12 Is this not allowed here? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (4NO2D)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (ccf/V)

14 Love this. Finally, she might see some justice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (3dxnp)

15
Who deleted this since-deleted email and why?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (mmrXZ)

16 >>>Tish spelled backwards is Shi

It's Tshi, which is Mandarin for "disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat."

Posted by: Harry Plinkett at September 02, 2026 02:25 PM (1wjle)

17 CASE DISMISSED!!!!

Posted by: Lord God King Boasberg at September 02, 2026 02:25 PM (ccf/V)

18 Tish spelled backwards is Shit
Posted by: ...

Almost. 👍🏼
Posted by: L - No nic

The Wade-Giles Chinese version: "Hsit."

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

19 >>>Who deleted this since-deleted email and why?

I think she did. Or she ordered this guy to do it.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 02:25 PM (1wjle)

20 Unwilllowed for AOP (one typo fixed):

Found a non-stop return flight, Spokane to Ft. Worth. $489 USD.

Any chance of Austin or San Antonio being any better? Those would be roughly 2 and 3 hour drives respectively.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:26 PM (vTZFs)

21 Hope he has proof of this..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:26 PM (+gK6I)

22

Come in here you guys! No, seriously, you gotta see this!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at September 02, 2026 02:26 PM (5CPwF)

23 Dawn Light, for trying to doxx the jurors to Lindsay Clancy's trail, has had her trial date set for Oct 15th.

And she has been ordered to stay away from the courthouse and is enjoined by the judge from trying to publish any photos online.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:26 PM (2GVsD)

24 Was Chunky Munky here legally?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (PGK1w)

25 She tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. How the hell do you miss?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (rNkEQ)

26 >>>24 Was Chunky Munky here legally?

I dunno. No one says yes, no one says no.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (1wjle)

27 24 Was Chunky Munky here legally?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (PGK1w)


Mama came here from Ecuador decades ago.. From what I read

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (+gK6I)

28 "is enjoined by the judge from trying to publish any photos online."

There goes her OnlyFans career.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

29 Justice?

Given the state of our leftist judiciary, I have serious doubts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 02:28 PM (2Cry5)

30 Cisneros had whipped out two knives from a red Target bag and stabbed the first victim, Tak Kam, a 68-year-old dad from Rhode Island, in the abdomen as he exited the subway on West 41st Street and was waiting to cross the street, police said.

She then continued up to 42nd Street and seconds later fatally stabbed Piacenti -- a vice president at Bank of America who had just returned from maternity leave.
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A classic murder plot is where the murderer kills multiple individuals in a spree-killing scenario, but ONE victim is actually a target for assassination.

Just a thought.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 02:28 PM (FZ29D)

31 >>>She tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. How the hell do you miss?

The big-boned bitch didn't miss.

Posted by: One Fucked-Up Smashed-In Subway Train at September 02, 2026 02:28 PM (1wjle)

32
She then tried to kill herself in March 2019 by jumping in front of an E train in Queens, sources said.

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If you're a nutjob who's a danger to yourself and/or others, you get humanely locked away. It's going to take some iron-willed HHS Secretary with mental illness in his/her family or God knows what to make this happen someday.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (mmrXZ)

33 gp

She is 56 years of age. Looks to be a natural blonde but definitely no Sydney Sweeny body.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (2GVsD)

34 A classic murder plot is where the murderer kills multiple individuals in a spree-killing scenario, but ONE victim is actually a target for assassination.

Just a thought.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 02:28 PM (FZ29D)

GET. JACK. REACHER.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (PGK1w)

35 >>>A classic murder plot is where the murderer kills multiple individuals in a spree-killing scenario, but ONE victim is actually a target for assassination.

I love it. It's so original yet so stupid.

Posted by: Round-Head Rion Johnson at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)

36 So while I can excuse the mother's stupid babblings, I do not excuse the ambulance-chasing racists of the tribal left, who take cases like this and blow them up into national crises, with the eager assistance of the traitor media.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM
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Never ceases to amaze me that no matter what kind of heinous crime or blatant fraud gets committed by a member of some leftist-protected class, that there's a conga line of scumbag lawyers ready to take the case pro bono.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (oqH4h)

37 This morning it was reported tasing her may have failed to stop her from charging the police because of her size, erratic movements, and the her handbag.

The taser(s) couldn't strike or attach correctly.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (NFX2v)

38 It's Tshi, which is Mandarin for "disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat."

Posted by: Harry Plinkett at September 02, 2026 02:25 PM (1wjle)

Guess it's time for a rewatch, you asshole.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (yTlP3)

39 Did I murder my wife and children? It's none of your business. It's a family matter.
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Are you a Gemini?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:30 PM (Fi81e)

40 "But what about professional courtesy -- I'm a prosecutor! What prosecutor would go after a member of their own guild!"

- Professional courtesy was strangled in the basement while daddy was out running errands when you guys went after Guliani.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 02:30 PM (pl+91)

41 In this case, the crazed assailant's mom is demanding to know why the cops didn't just take their stabbings like men and just tackle the knife-crazed maniac.

Then: Sometimes you just have to take a beating Mr Zimmerman

Now: Sometimes you just have to take a stabbing Mr Police Man

Soon: Sometimes you have to take a genocide heritage America

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

42 >>>Guess it's time for a rewatch, you asshole.

if it's been more than one year, yes it is.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 02:30 PM (1wjle)

43 Remember when that DC cop shot an unarmed woman on J6 they gave him a medal

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

44 She tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train.
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That wouldn't have been suicide, that would have been mass murder.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (yTlP3)

45 Letitia spelled backwards is racist bitch... In Swahili

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (+gK6I)

46 >>>Are you a Gemini?

That's an astrological matter and privileged.

Posted by: Zodiac at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (1wjle)

47 >>>She tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. How the hell do you miss?


The Jumping.

I think that was the kink in her plan.

No way she's getting that much Diversity airborne without a degree of training.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (zPGLA)

48 Cisneros' mother needs to be evaluated for mental wellness and immigration status.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (2GVsD)

49 >>This gigantic mutant hag might finally get some justice.

Doubtful.

Unless he has communications from LeTit or suboordinates ordering him to do something illegal or commit unethical acts, it's pretty much a he said/she said affair.

All LeTit has to do is say, I have no idea what he's talking about, we did everything by the book.

Which is a phrase she and that other piece of garbage Alvin Bragg kept saying as they violated Trumps constitutional rights.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (XV/Pl)

50 I learned about how the perp was TASER'ed before being shot. TASER was the warning shot. She somehow shrugged it off and still went after the cops right after already having stabbed two people.

Sometimes, rabid dogs need to be put down.


Jesse Waters, while on the Five, discussed the Butcher Knife Bitch's takedown by the cops. He went on and on about all the things they could do to disarm her, like in the movies. Shoot the knives. Use a whip to disarm her, like Indiana Jones. I don't know if I missed any special context as he played it straight rather than dripping in condescending sarcasm, so Poe's Law is in full force there.

I wish Greg would have done a rejoinder to Jesse, mentioning the fact that Indy also faced a blade-wielding maniac. One that flashed his shiny weapon all around.

Indy drew his gun and shot him.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (4h45B)

51 The cops should have shot the knives out of her hands I guess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (sA+Qj)

52 if it's been more than one year, yes it is.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 02:30 PM (1wjle)

That was such a ripe callback and yeah it's been like two

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM (yTlP3)

53 Still waiting for decisions on Trump's appeals of the state convictions

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM (rNkEQ)

54 Letitty Head James has been stealing since she could crawl.

Posted by: Affirmative Action, What Is It Good For? at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM (+iYtA)

55 I would have bet on tranny crazy when I first read about this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM (4NO2D)

56 "is enjoined by the judge from trying to publish any photos online."

There goes her OnlyFans career.
Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

Only til this blows over.

She can always buy a few realistic dolls made to look like adorable moppets, and "strangle them to death" on video. Or just do the real thing, whatever.

There's a built-in audience of millions of coastal Sisterhood AWFLs who'll watch and donate compulsively. OnlyFans must be desperate for a female customer base, and that's the way to get it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM (BI5O2)

57 Was Chunky Munky here legally?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (PGK1w)


Mama came here from Ecuador decades ago.. From what I read

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (+gK6I)

This is one of the times when the media's insistence on balls-out bias hurts.

I don't know either, but I ABSOLUTELY assume she's illegal.

When a white guy shoots up a school, we know absolutely everything about him and his family within 24 hours. News crews are posted up outside GamGam's yard, just shrieking for comment.

When a black guy gets shot by the police or in the commission of a crime, we get the background, the yearbook picture, et al. Shit, they did that with the lady up in MN just a few months ago - full on Glamour Shot spread in the media.

There's none of that now.

I assume that's because there IS no yearbook picture. Because she's illegal.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM (PGK1w)

58 Remember when that DC cop shot an unarmed woman on J6 they gave him a medal

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)
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That was (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM (Fi81e)

59 Tueller Drill justifies the shoot, IMHO.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

60 GET. JACK. REACHER.

Dude, I'm an actor. You get that right?

Also, these hobos aren't going to suck themselves off so I'm busy

Posted by: Alan Ritchson at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

61
New York's Investor Protection Bureau is something like the state's SEC. Apparently they want to find Trump guilty of more economic fraud.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (mmrXZ)

62 Cisneros' mother needs to be evaluated for mental wellness and immigration status.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM


But mostly immigration status.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (bFu5X)

63 >>she's a landwhale and probably up to her gills in drugs.

"whales are mammals"

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (pl+91)

64 Recently seen on X:
When a father had a schizophrenic episode and strangled his five kids to death, it took the jury 2 hours to convict him.

But if a mommy says she had a case of the sads, it's being mean to hold her accountable for her well-planned, carefully-executed, hours-long and deliberate murder spree.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM (3cUTc)

65 The left: KILL THE RICH!

Some random leftist: STAB STAB STAB STAB

The FNM: Why are our police so racist to stab a poor mentally ill woman?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

66 "whales are mammals"
Posted by: Jerry

Are you assuming their class? Maybe they identify as bony fishes.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM (77rzZ)

67 I'd love to comment, but Reddit is remarkably quiet on this whole thing. Weird. If you search for "whistleblower", you'll get flooded with results on a whistelblower revealing Trump's diabolical, TRUE plans for suppressing mail-in ballots!!!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM (neR8a)

68
If you're a nutjob who's a danger to yourself and/or others, you get humanely locked away. It's going to take some iron-willed HHS Secretary with mental illness in his/her family or God knows what to make this happen someday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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This. The whole affair is tragic. Hard to say specifically when/where/how the situation should have been addressed. Monday morning quarterbacking is easy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

69 I also do all the Star Trek ones. They are shorter and just as good.

Even my wife walked by the kurlan naskos breaking bit and was dying

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:35 PM (yTlP3)

70 “ …. questioning why cops didn't just "grab" her daughter rather than shoot her when she charged at them with knives”

Everyone is questioning why mental cases aren’t locked up where they belong.

Then we don’t have to second-guess the cops or kindergarten teachers or bus drivers or doctors or anybody else.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 02:35 PM (zom6H)

71 Killing your own kids should be an automatic death sentence.

Oh you are crazy? Well better not let you be among the living.

Oh you aren't crazy? Well, you are, but better not let you be among the living.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

72 Letitty Head James has been stealing since she could crawl.
Posted by: Affirmative Action, What Is It Good For? at September 02, 2026 02:32 PM


Nonsense, she's the product of a poor environment.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at September 02, 2026 02:35 PM (bFu5X)

73 Daniel Wiesenfeld, a former Brooklyn prosecutor and a lawyer in James' office, had a lengthy sit-down with both criminal and civil attorneys from the FBI and the US Department of Justice over his bombshell claims, the sources told The Post.

The extent of the feds' interest in the case is unclear.

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Just normal interest....

Posted by: the feds at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (g47mK)

74 @17.

CASE DISMISSED!!!!

OK. I'll go. But you haven't heard the last of me, Boasberg!

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (rxS1L)

75 "We'll see if the corrupt Soros Manhattan DA, Alvin Bragg, prosecutes the cops like he prosecuted Daniel Perry."
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Woke 1 was crazy, amirite?

Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (hajF2)

76 But if a mommy says she had a case of the sads, it's being mean to hold her accountable for her well-planned, carefully-executed, hours-long and deliberate murder spree.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM (3cUTc)
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I saw this meme that hit this on the head: "If a father killed 3 of his kids, 0% of fathers would be at his trial rooting for his release."

I think you can never account for randoms, but all the same, it's a pretty sure thing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (Fi81e)

77
Jesse Waters, while on the Five, discussed the Butcher Knife Bitch's takedown by the cops. He went on and on about all the things they could do to disarm her, like in the movies. Shoot the knives. Use a whip to disarm her, like Indiana Jones. I don't know if I missed any special context as he played it straight rather than dripping in condescending sarcasm, so Poe's Law is in full force there.

Posted by: Another Anon

===============

That looks to me like full-on, genius sarcasm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (mmrXZ)

78 She tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. How the hell do you miss?

She didn't miss. The train was totaled. Fatty walked away under her own power.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (J4Dwc)

79 The FNM second guessing thing is...ridiculous.

Someone with a knife charges you after she stabbed someone else to death. You fire a tazer. It doesn't work. You now have 2s before she stabs you. Do you draw your gun and fire or run and let her stab someone else? Those are your two choices.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

80 I am NOT willing to let the stabber's mom off the hook. Bitch is making excuses for murder. Done with all such. Funny how often it's women doing that, eh...?

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 02, 2026 02:37 PM (OUMaO)

81 GET. JACK. REACHER.

Dude, I'm an actor. You get that right?

Also, these hobos aren't going to suck themselves off so I'm busy

Posted by: Alan Ritchson at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

GET. THE. TOM. CRUISE. REACHER.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 02:37 PM (PGK1w)

82 This morning it was reported tasing her may have failed to stop her from charging the police because of her size, erratic movements, and the her handbag.

The taser(s) couldn't strike or attach correctly.
Posted by: L - No nic


They gave her the Edison medicine three times.
They had her crackling and sizzling like pork rind. It didn't slow her down.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:37 PM (ANkWq)

83
Mama came here from Ecuador decades ago.. From what I read
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:27 PM (+gK6I)



Illegally?

I have no f*cks to spare. Go back home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)

84
Who deleted this since-deleted email and why?

I think she did. Or she ordered this guy to do it.
Posted by: ace

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Nice. Improper records destruction to add to a list of offenses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (mmrXZ)

85 "Edison medicine" Ha!

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

86
I have no f*cks to spare. Go back home.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (ccf/V)


It's NY... Ain't gonna happen.. I bet they are circling the wagons around her as we speak

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (+gK6I)

87 But if a mommy says she had a case of the sads, it's being mean to hold her accountable for her well-planned, carefully-executed, hours-long and deliberate murder spree.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Calls her husband on the phone - I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR BABIES then moves the oldest one to the bedroom so she can't interfere with the bloody work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (VQ0bX)

88 Any chance of Austin or San Antonio being any better? Those would be roughly 2 and 3 hour drives respectively.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:26 PM (vTZFs)

I don't think so. I can get a real cheap flight from Great Falls to Mesa, AZ, for under a hundred bucks. But that's a 2-day drive each way. And a complicating factor is that I want to be back in alberta on the 19th to vote in the referendum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (1z8ji)

89 Anyone suggesting firing a gun in or around Times Square should realize the cops had to very sure of where their bullet was going, because of how busy the area is. No possibility of firing at anything other than center mass, or some innocent gets a rude surprise.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (ALmBW)

90 "Edison medicine" Ha!

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Maxwell Edison majored in Medicine.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (Fi81e)

91 They gave her the Edison medicine three times.
They had her crackling and sizzling like pork rind. It didn't slow her down.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:37 PM


Sometimes you need more than one shot of AckRite.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (bFu5X)

92 She tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. How the hell do you miss?

She didn't miss. The train was totaled. Fatty walked away under her own power.
Posted by: one hour sober


Like the smart car that hit the squirrel. Totaled the smart car and seriously pissed off the squirrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (ANkWq)

93 There are probably 10000 people just like the psycho loose on the streets of NYC on any given day. I love 90 miles north in a small city and we have a few wandering around screaming or talking to themselves. Reopen secure mental facilities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (rNkEQ)

94 Those are your two choices.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

What about a patented Neo Dodge followed by a 99 pound female against a 215 pound male pile driver, followed by "You're under arrest, Sugar"?

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (yTlP3)

95 Sometimes you need more than one shot of AckRite.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (ANkWq)

96 What about the mom of the woman who was killed? Why isn't she asking momacita why her baby deserved to die?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

97 When those four pinks showed in the jury the judge should have called mistrial right then.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (VQ0bX)

98 I saw this meme that hit this on the head: "If a father killed 3 of his kids, 0% of fathers would be at his trial rooting for his release."

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"Chris Benoit was a HoF WWE superstar who's given so much to the world, he was suffering from post-wrestling depression, and I bet his bitch wife did it before faking her own death, anyway," said no man, ever, even his hardest-core fans.

This is *purely* a Sisterhood mental imbalance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (BI5O2)

99 I've seen the evidence of the problems we had with the mental health system before the 60s and I don't trust my government but...

We need to go back to institutionalizing people. Stop taking in the foreign crazies as well, but there are some people that are going to stab someone if they aren't held against their will in a place that isn't quite prison.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)

100 Who deleted this since-deleted email and why?

I think she did. Or she ordered this guy to do it.
Posted by: ace
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A lot of that going around among our betters.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:41 PM (Fi81e)

101 "Edison medicine" Ha!
Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

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Zeus juice

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2026 02:41 PM (2UnvF)

102 78 She tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. How the hell do you miss?

She didn't miss. The train was totaled. Fatty walked away under her own power.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (J4Dwc)
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Unfortunately she was pulled off the tracks before the train came.

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 02:41 PM (kX27y)

103 Die volts!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (2GVsD)

104 "Reopen secure mental facilities"

It needs to be done, but you can bet govt will find a way to make it cost $1T.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

105 Yikes, why did they end up using deadly force on a woman with two knives, who had just murdered random strangers, and calmly told police she wanted to stab them too?

It’s a mystery.

The police have no duty to die in order to peacefully arrest your crazy, murderous daughter, lady. Particularly when they know, thanks to no cash bail, she will be back on the streets to kill more of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (4KUe5)

106 When those four pinks showed in the jury the judge should have called mistrial right then.

Posted by: Braenyard


Dismissed them. Possibly charge them with contempt. Install four of the six alternate jurors.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (ANkWq)

107 But if a mommy says she had a case of the sads, it's being mean to hold her accountable for her well-planned, carefully-executed, hours-long and deliberate murder spree.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM (3cUTc)
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I saw this meme that hit this on the head: "If a father killed 3 of his kids, 0% of fathers would be at his trial rooting for his release."

I think you can never account for randoms, but all the same, it's a pretty sure thing.
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (Fi81e)
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The weirdest case ever.

If this Clancy woman killed three of the neighbor's kids instead of her own, the same crowd of women would be clamoring for her head on a stake. But she killed her own kids, so I guess they think that's allowed?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (ALmBW)

108 I love it. It's so original yet so stupid.
Posted by: Round-Head Rion Johnson at September 02, 2026 02:29 PM (1wjle)

Don't forget to include a WWII style bomber in your plot, even if it doesn't make sense and is flimsy as a wad of paper.

Yes, I'm referring to *you*, bomber from The Last Jedi. The missile gunboat in Tie Fighter has nothing on the retardation of that particular vessel.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (Rl7KJ)

109 Cisneros' mother needs to be evaluated for mental wellness and immigration status.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:31 PM (2GVsD)

And should be sterilized, just in case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (1z8ji)

110 If you're a nutjob who's a danger to yourself and/or others, you get humanely locked away. It's going to take some iron-willed HHS Secretary with mental illness in his/her family or God knows what to make this happen someday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
___________

The problem is usually state law, not federal. For instance, here in KY our statute reads as follows:

"No person shall be involuntarily hospitalized unless such person is a mentally ill person:
(1) Who presents a danger or threat of danger to self, family or others as a result of the mental illness;
(2) Who can reasonably benefit from treatment; and
(3) For whom hospitalization is the least restrictive alternative mode of treatment presently available."

Note the "and" after (2), meaning all three elements have to be satisfied. So we have criminally insane people that have been found incompetent to stand trial, yet won't benefit from treatment for purposes of civil commitment.


Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (XvL8K)

111 89 Anyone suggesting firing a gun in or around Times Square should realize the cops had to very sure of where their bullet was going, because of how busy the area is. No possibility of firing at anything other than center mass, or some innocent gets a rude surprise.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (ALmBW)

What about the people trying to get closer to watch the action? I would have gotten out of there so fast before bullets started flying, I wouldn't have wanted to be behind their target.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (sA+Qj)

112 When those four pinks showed in the jury the judge should have called mistrial right then.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (VQ0bX)

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And held them in contempt of court and thrown them in the clink.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (2UnvF)

113 GET. THE. TOM. CRUISE. REACHER.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE CAN'T REACH SH*T.

Posted by: Ben R (no gonna try to spell it) at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (vTZFs)

114 Ace, I love your sarcastic bite:

"Did I murder my wife and children? It's none of your business. It's a family matter. Please respect my privacy..."

But don't forget, this was EXACTLY the Supreme Court's reasoning in Roe vs Wade: "Did she kill her baby? Who knows? We can't even ask because it would violate her right of privacy."

Posted by: bradc at September 02, 2026 02:43 PM (frcSa)

115 If this Clancy woman killed three of the neighbor's kids instead of her own, the same crowd of women would be clamoring for her head on a stake. But she killed her own kids, so I guess they think that's allowed?/i]

My body my choice!

Posted by: The Clancy girls at September 02, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

116
It's NY... Ain't gonna happen.. I bet they are circling the wagons around her as we speak
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:39 PM (+gK6I)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)

117 And should be sterilized, just in case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM


Too late!

Posted by: Eyegore at September 02, 2026 02:44 PM (bFu5X)

118 The cops should have used The Force. "These aren't the officers you want to stab. *wave hand* You want to come into the squad car peacefully"

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 02:44 PM (88C+u)

119 The weirdest case ever.

If this Clancy woman killed three of the neighbor's kids instead of her own, the same crowd of women would be clamoring for her head on a stake. But she killed her own kids, so I guess they think that's allowed?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Hell, if she'd killed three puppies, they'd be calling for her head.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:44 PM (ANkWq)

120 Past 100, so off-topic and a shot in the dark to boot. But since collectively the Horde knows everything about everything...

Anybody dabble with Arduino? Is there any reason to avoid the Elegoo branded one that's a lot cheaper than the Arduino branded one?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:44 PM (vTZFs)

121 Please investigate and prosecute Attorney General Letitia James.

Put her in PMITA Federal Prison, then confiscate her tainted fortune, and pay off some of the debt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (u82oZ)

122 But if a mommy says she had a case of the sads, it's being mean to hold her accountable for her well-planned, carefully-executed, hours-long and deliberate murder spree.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:34 PM


If she walks on this it is open season on kids. I honestly don't see how she gets away with it but there is going to be a mistrial today or tomorrow no matter what the judge does.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (cpFbA)

123 79 The FNM second guessing thing is...ridiculous.

Someone with a knife charges you after she stabbed someone else to death. You fire a tazer. It doesn't work. You now have 2s before she stabs you. Do you draw your gun and fire or run and let her stab someone else? Those are your two choices.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

Isn't there a 6 foot drill or something to teach cops that if you don't draw your weapon by the time someone is at least 6' and more from you, you won't have enough time to draw?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

124 This is *purely* a Sisterhood mental imbalance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (BI5O2)
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Men, when properly matured, care about how their family fits in with society and its order.

Women will often side with their family.

It's the way we were made.

The Pater is the pattern , the Mater, the material. You can go overboard with this and drag it out to a needless dichotomy, but the themes are there in our words.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Fi81e)

125 In "use of gun" training, don't they drill that someone with a knife within 10 feet of you can kill you before you can shoot them?

Even accounting for her heft, that brown beluga was allowed way too close by the cops and they're damned lucky she didn't kill one of them.

Related mockery:
This will take the wind out of the sails of the WI losers boo-hooing over that crack-head homeless guy that removed himself from society.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (3cUTc)

126 Hell, if she'd killed three puppies, they'd be calling for her head.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:44 PM (ANkWq)

Wouldn't be so sure. See: Fauci

It's a death cult.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (yTlP3)

127 >>>I also do all the Star Trek ones. They are shorter and just as good.
Even my wife walked by the kurlan naskos breaking bit and was dying

that's my favorite bit. I hear that sound effect all the time in movies and shows. I think it was used in Wet Hot American Summer.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (1wjle)

128 Isn't there a 6 foot drill or something to teach cops that if you don't draw your weapon by the time someone is at least 6' and more from you, you won't have enough time to draw?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM


21 feet. You're thinking of the Tueller Drill.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (bFu5X)

129 If this Clancy woman killed three of the neighbor's kids instead of her own, the same crowd of women would be clamoring for her head on a stake.

-------

No. The one Sisterhood AWFL whose children were slaughtered would be clamoring for it, and the rest of the Sisterhood would be defending Clancy, blaming the father, and would turn on their "Sister" in a New York minute unless she STFU and got on board.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (BI5O2)

130 She isn't going to walk. Forget it.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (yTlP3)

131 Jury in Clancy trial are still deadlocked... What happens if a mistrial is called ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (+gK6I)

132 There are a lot of video out about cops being "over aggressive."

Often the cops are justified, sometimes they are just being asses, and most common they are justified but the fact that they have to do this is a sad commentary on our society. Like in this case.

No cop should have to deal with these people, and when they do, they should not be expected to put their own bodies at risk.That woman is not worth the bones of a dead precinct rat.

But they never ask how we got here?
a) we import millions of scum from all over the world.
b) we let their crimes progress without any penalty or punishment
c) we tell them the country is evil and they are entitled
d) we tell them that our ancestors wronged their ancestors.

If you want to live in a safe society, you have to fix all that first. Then, when a cop sees someone having a mental breakdown with a knife (tm) he will have sympathy and try his best not to shoot her.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM (pl+91)

133 Mommy sets the stage for a beefy financial award from the city but is secretly relieved after years of trying to help her grown daughter with severe mental illness. (You know it's true.)

The police did what they were trained and paid to do.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM (NFX2v)

134 125 In "use of gun" training, don't they drill that someone with a knife within 10 feet of you can kill you before you can shoot them?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (3cUTc)
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Tueller Drill. Commonly held to be that anyone armed with a knife within 21 feet of you is an immediate deadly threat and should be treated accordingly.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM (oqH4h)

135 Isn't there a 6 foot drill or something to teach cops that if you don't draw your weapon by the time someone is at least 6' and more from you, you won't have enough time to draw?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

It's been proven that a knife-wielding maniac can close to your location and stab you before you draw and fire from... TWENTY-ONE FEET.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM (PGK1w)

136

Isn't there a 6 foot drill or something to teach cops that if you don't draw your weapon by the time someone is at least 6' and more from you, you won't have enough time to draw?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM (Rl7KJ)



Batshit cray running around with a knife and already stabbed someone, you better already be drawn.

If you want to taser her, you use one hand while the other is still trained on her center mass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

137 Excuse mom? No. The nut doesn't fall very far from the tree.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (bX16E)

138 Isn't there a 6 foot drill or something to teach cops that if you don't draw your weapon by the time someone is at least 6' and more from you, you won't have enough time to draw?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM

21 feet. You're thinking of the Tueller Drill.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


And they can cover that in 1.5 seconds.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (ANkWq)

139 Jury in Clancy trial are still deadlocked... What happens if a mistrial is called ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (+gK6I)

Prosecution decides whether to retry. They will probably want to know what the deadlock looked like. I am guessing a retrial and conviction.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (yTlP3)

140 I am so dang tired of hearing and reading quotes from people who have strong opinions about how our government operates from people who have lived here for decades but never bothered to even learn English.

You want to know why our justice system is confusing? Because you have insisted on remaining a foreigner while living here. Language shapes ideas, and you refuse to even become mildly familiar with that - how could you possibly understand American people, culture, and laws?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (4KUe5)

141 New term for "Limousine Liberal" and the like just dropped on Twixxer: "Nieman Marxist". Everyone update your Style Guide.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (V362x)

142 Jury in Clancy trial are still deadlocked... What happens if a mistrial is called ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (+gK6I)



They'll have a retrial, where an impartial jury will be IMPOSSIBLE to find.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (ccf/V)

143 Wouldn't be so sure. See: Fauci

It's a death cult.
Posted by: ...

And a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (P+WAR)

144 Choose da gub outta her han!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (t2Ch6)

145 On the leftwing sites it is all sympathy for Clancy and arguing she couldn't be the culprit because of her star sign and random other insanity.

On non-leftwing sites I am seeing a lot "Islam is right on women" and "Repeal the 19th"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (sKqQm)

146 131 Jury in Clancy trial are still deadlocked... What happens if a mistrial is called ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (+gK6I)
====================
retrial (with a smarter jury hopefully), and better prosecutors. No way the state can let this go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM (I8vgA)

147 Mommy sets the stage for a beefy financial award from the city but and is secretly relieved after years of trying to help her grown daughter with severe mental illness. (You know it's true.)

The police did what they were trained and paid to do.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (bFu5X)

148 When those four pinks showed in the jury the judge should have called mistrial right then.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:40 PM (VQ0bX)

Has a mistrial in fact now been called?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (1z8ji)

149 Jury in Clancy trial are still deadlocked... What happens if a mistrial is called ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (+gK6I)
_______

If a mistrial is called -- and I think it will be -- then she is neither convicted nor acquitted. She still faces the charges and the prosecutor can re-try the case. Or they could reach a plea deal.

Or the prosecutor can walk away.

I personally think the prosecutor can try the case 100x and not get a guilty verdict.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

150 the Edison medicine three times.
They had her crackling and sizzling like pork rind. It didn't slow her down.
Posted by: rickb223


I'm sure the bullets acquired some charge zipping thru the air.

Posted by: DaveA at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (FhXTo)

151 And a crime syndicate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And a floor wax?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (77rzZ)

152 New term for "Limousine Liberal" and the like just dropped on Twixxer: "Nieman Marxist". Everyone update your Style Guide.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM


Stealing that!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (bFu5X)

153 Choose = chood fucking autocucumber

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (t2Ch6)

154 I personally think the prosecutor can try the case 100x and not get a guilty verdict.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

That is what I'm afraid of..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (+gK6I)

155 Isn't there a 6 foot drill or something to teach cops that if you don't draw your weapon by the time someone is at least 6' and more from you, you won't have enough time to draw?

Tueller drill referenced above. And it's 7 YARDS, not feet.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (vTZFs)

156 Rooting for cops is fine and good until they won't let you on a beach or in the park.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (yTlP3)

157
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (XvL8K)

===============

It's true, states have authority and vary widely on handling the mentally ill. I still think very strong national leadership could make a difference. Those "ands" in the Kentucky law are reasonable, but as you note, hard to satisfy all three.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 02:51 PM (mmrXZ)

158 That is what I'm afraid of..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (+gK6I)

Don't be. She will be convicted next time. This is one or two political leftard holdouts I'm guessing.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:51 PM (yTlP3)

159
Stealing that!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (bFu5X)



It's on the internet. Fair game!

No guilt of theft required.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:52 PM (ccf/V)

160 The Kurlan Neiskos: Picard got bored with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQU86x3TCgQ

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)

161 0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️
@BabyD1111229
·
2026-06-18
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A company called Leonardo has developed a system called ELSAG SignalTrace. It broke into public awareness just days ago and is already being marketed to law enforcement agencies across the country. It makes Flock Safety look modest by comparison.

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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:52 PM (VQ0bX)

162 If this Clancy woman killed three of the neighbor's kids instead of her own, the same crowd of women would be clamoring for her head on a stake. But she killed her own kids, so I guess they think that's allowed?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:42 PM (ALmBW)
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Well, with a mother's tendency to turn their attention inward, toward the family, no other mother's family was affected. So, she didn't cross family boundaries.

And it affirms their flights of fantasy and their own conception of their plight and the control that a woman "should" have over their family.

You really can't understand, you see.

Until the feminization of politics, I believe almost no man would try to get away with "You can't understand my position", because men (which operating best) check each other.

It's arguably why men go to war. Take a look at the tribe of Benjamin in the book of Judges. The judge of Benjamin refused to discipline a gang of violent rapists. So, the men of the other tribes had to.

(Nobody is a hero in that tale, though.)

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:53 PM (Fi81e)

163 This could be important

https://www.justice.gov/olc/media/1459981/dl

Reconsidering State Reporting Requirements in Section 404 of the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996


The word “State” in section 404 of the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996 encompasses all component agencies within a state. The mandatory reporting obligations in section 404(b)–(c) thus apply to all agencies within
a “State” that participates in the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families and Supplemental Security Income programs subject to those requirements.

Our Office’s prior advice to the contrary, which narrowly construed the term “State” to refer only to the “state agencies administering the particular federally funded program,” 22 Op. O.L.C. 204, 205 (199, is hereby withdrawn.

September 1, 2026

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:53 PM (rbvCR)

164 Mommy sets the stage for a beefy financial award from the city but is secretly relieved after years of trying to help her grown daughter with severe mental illness. (You know it's true.)

The police did what they were trained and paid to do.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM (NFX2v)

The Ghetto Lottery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:53 PM (1z8ji)

165 Mommy sets the stage for a beefy financial award from the city but is secretly relieved after years of trying to help her grown daughter with severe mental illness. (You know it's true.)

The police did what they were trained and paid to do.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:47 PM (NFX2v)



This sounds like every 3rd episode of Blue Bloods.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (ccf/V)

166 I personally think the prosecutor can try the case 100x and not get a guilty verdict.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

Of course not.

Unless Lindsay goes full-on MAGA, the fix is in, and they'll never find a MA jury that won't hang, because the defense will demand women on the jury in voir dire, and they'll get at least one and probably several of the Sisters.

If I were the DA, I'd stop wasting time on this, and see about getting the husband into WitSec to protect him from the baying mob of mommy-detective Sisters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (BI5O2)

167 On the leftwing sites it is all sympathy for Clancy and arguing she couldn't be the culprit because of her star sign and random other insanity.

On non-leftwing sites I am seeing a lot "Islam is right on women" and "Repeal the 19th"
Posted by: 18-1


A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (ANkWq)

168 See this is exactly the kind of thing that is deplorable - a complete lack of empathy for the mentally ill. This poor woman was just trying to turn her life around, and she had a bad day. Now that she's been shot dead her day isn't going to get any better. You should all take the time to appreciate the feelings of a woman like this, a newcomer, divorced and struggling, now get down on your knees and expose your throats so equity can be restored.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (anL5R)

169 >>> saw this meme that hit this on the head: "If a father killed 3 of his kids, 0% of fathers would be at his trial rooting for his release."

And a jury would death penalty his butt. We know because it's already happened. Timothy Ray Jones killed his five kids during a schizophrenic psychosis. Jury only deliberated 2 hours and gave him the death penalty.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (Toos7)

170 Cops shot tasers at her, but she pulled out the darts and they had no effect, because she's a landwhale and probably up to her gills in drugs.

It would be best if tasers were discontinued as a law enforcement tool. They're often not effective, and they create an expectation of non-lethal force in situations in which the police are fully justified in exercising it.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (IUcfu)

171 Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 02:52 PM (1wjle)

The best part is that sound effect shows up in everything. It's in Army of Darkness. It was on a shootout in Justified. And all I ever hear is that...

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (yTlP3)

172 "We'll see if the corrupt Soros Manhattan DA, Alvin Bragg, prosecutes the cops like he prosecuted Daniel Perry."
----------------------------------------------------------
Magic 8 Ball says, "No"

This was so obviously a good shoot; it happened in Times Square (Center of the Universe, ya know); and vibe shift. Alvin got really bad press going after (Good) Penny. Maybe Alvin has election coming up? Maniac's momma is probably just hoping for seven figure payout.

Posted by: Soon to be Zonbie Bob Dylan at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (PEuub)

173 A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.
Posted by: rickb223

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (77rzZ)

174
A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (ANkWq)



I think you misspelled "monthly cycle."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (ccf/V)

175 It's been proven that a knife-wielding maniac can close to your location and stab you before you draw and fire from... TWENTY-ONE FEET.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
--------------

There is a lot of debate about this, with the pro-crime Left saying it is all made up.

But there are video on the internet of real situations where a guy pulls a knife and closes the distance before the cop with a gun even realizes he is in peril. Scary shit. I have seen a couple where the cop gets stabbed.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (pl+91)

176 156 Rooting for cops is fine and good until they won't let you on a beach or in the park.
Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (yTlP3)

If I knew those cops personally, I'd never stop hectoring them about that. Ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (sA+Qj)

177 I personally think the prosecutor can try the case 100x and not get a guilty verdict.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

That is what I'm afraid of..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (+gK6I)
_______

Jury came back again a few hours ago -- for the second time -- and said they're deadlocked. Judge will do one more hail mary to try to get a verdict.

I think we may be surprised at the deadlock results -- assuming there's a mistrial -- in terms of how many G vs NG ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

178 https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2095203719717536144

A swimmer is recovering after an apparent river otter attack during a swim in Lake Tahoe on Sunday left her with injuries to her face, arms and legs, requiring dozens of stitches.

(with bloody video)

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2026 02:56 PM (/OKHJ)

179 174
A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (ANkWq)


Can you imagine menopausal ? There goes Europe...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:56 PM (+gK6I)

180 If guilty, and I am sure this bitch is, she needs to be sentenced to the maximum extent of the law. And very publicly. They've tried to denounce him. They've tried to assassinate him. They've tried to jail him. The corruption is massive and deep. It cannot be allowed to stand.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 02:57 PM (2WIwB)

181 I saw this meme that hit this on the head: "If a father killed 3 of his kids, 0% of fathers would be at his trial rooting for his release."

I think you can never account for randoms, but all the same, it's a pretty sure thing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:36 PM (Fi81e)

The Left can get anyone to root for anything.

See: Queers for Palestine.

IOW do not be so sure.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:57 PM (yTlP3)

182 The best part is that sound effect shows up in everything. It's in Army of Darkness. It was on a shootout in Justified. And all I ever hear is that...
Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM


I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: The Wilhelm Scream at September 02, 2026 02:57 PM (bFu5X)

183 63 >>she's a landwhale and probably up to her gills in drugs.

"whales are mammals"
Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (pl+91)

You forgot the "Actually".

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (9ZFZd)

184 There is a lot of debate about this, with the pro-crime Left saying it is all made up.

Fortunately, you can do the experiment yourself. Just triple check the gun first please. Don't let Brandon Herrera make you famous.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (vTZFs)

185 Rooting for cops is fine and good until they won't let you on a beach or in the park.
Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:50 PM (yTlP3)
---
Government is force.

It has its bad and its good uses.

The Bible says that on balance it restrains evil--especially while it's punishing bad actors (like Ruffalo?).

Any societal instrument is going to have casualties. Any societal tool is going to cut a kerf.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (Fi81e)

186 https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2095203719717536144

A swimmer is recovering after an apparent river otter attack during a swim in Lake Tahoe on Sunday left her with injuries to her face, arms and legs, requiring dozens of stitches.

(with bloody video)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2026 02:56 PM


You just waved a red flag in front of nurse.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (bFu5X)

187 It's been proven that a knife-wielding maniac can close to your location and stab you before you draw and fire from... TWENTY-ONE FEET.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
--------------

There is a lot of debate about this, with the pro-crime Left saying it is all made up.

But there are video on the internet of real situations where a guy pulls a knife and closes the distance before the cop with a gun even realizes he is in peril. Scary shit. I have seen a couple where the cop gets stabbed.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (pl+91)
______

Depends a lot on whether the guy with the gun realizes he is in danger from the guy with the knife. In the real world, it might not be immediately obvious that the guy with the knife has a knife or even that he's coming at you. In that case, you might need more than 21 feet ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

188 Jury in Clancy trial are still deadlocked... What happens if a mistrial is called ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM


The prosecutor calls for a new trial. This time his expert psychiatric witness who testified she was not crazy when she did it got fired and can't be called again.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (cpFbA)

189 Fortunately, you can do the experiment yourself. Just triple check the gun first please. Don't let Brandon Herrera make you famous.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (vTZFs)


FWIW Mythbusters did this one, too.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (rbvCR)

190
You just waved a red flag in front of nurse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (bFu5X)


River otters are vicious...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (+gK6I)

191 @nicksortor
🚨 BREAKING: The Lindsay Clancy jury has ONCE AGAIN sent a note to the judge saying they're DEADLOCKED
The judge is now reading them a Tuey-Rodriguez charge, and will send them BACK to deliberate again

Any good lawtube channels covering the case live I should check out?

Meanwhile, another possible Clancy copycat:

@CollinRugg
JUST IN: Locals fear a Lindsay Clancy copycat incident has taken place in Frankfort, Illinois, after a 2-year-old child was murdered.
Police are calling the incident a "domestic-related homicide." The child's mother was found "attempting self-harm"

Self harm cannot become the get out of jail free card for child murderers. It just cannot.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (Toos7)

192 I saw a video a where a cop is called to a domestic disturbance.

He is talking on his shoulder mounted mic walking towards a house when a woman comes bursting out with a knife screaming.

He started backing up and reaching for his pistol as she closed the 20 ft or so and he shot her at point blank range.

We have a lot of cases of Officer McDonut doing ridiculous things while arguing he just "wants to get home safely at the end of the day" but we also have plenty of cases where cops need to be armed and respond with fatal force and having a screaming maniac charge you with a knife is one of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (sKqQm)

193 A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (ANkWq)
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Look how well they play a non-contact sport, together!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (Fi81e)

194 Tish, Stacey, Fani, that's tons of fun right there.

Posted by: Chubby Chaser at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (JM9I6)

195 Maybe ICE can save NYC a few shekels and deport mama

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (bX16E)

196 You just waved a red flag in front of nurse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I don't think Nurse likes river otters. It's the sea otters that she goes ga-ga over.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (77rzZ)

197 A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (ANkWq)

Well, as long as it's just Ottawa, go for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (1z8ji)

198 Goid afternoon Ace and everyone

A long drive home

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (K/TpZ)

199 178 https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2095203719717536144

A swimmer is recovering after an apparent river otter attack during a swim in Lake Tahoe on Sunday left her with injuries to her face, arms and legs, requiring dozens of stitches.

(with bloody video)

Posted by: Mark1971
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Troopers in LA keep the canals clear of nutria using 10/22s.
The same could be applied to river otters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (VQ0bX)

200 I think a lot of foreigners who come here and refuse to assimilate or are too lazy or incompetent eventually go a little crazy. Another good reason not to take simply everybody who makes it across the border.

Posted by: Random PJ at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (+jscL)

201 The jury system cannot overcome tribalism.

And women are proving they choose other women over civilization.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (3cUTc)

202 You just waved a red flag in front of nurse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:58 PM (bFu5X)


River otters are vicious...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (+gK6I)

***

Somewhere in Seattle the slide of a .45 is being pulled back...and released.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (2WIwB)

203 I will say 3 NG's at absolute most but it's Masshole pimple on the ass of humanity etts. Hope we get to find out.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (yTlP3)

204 @CollinRugg
JUST IN: Locals fear a Lindsay Clancy copycat incident has taken place in Frankfort, Illinois, after a 2-year-old child was murdered.
Police are calling the incident a "domestic-related homicide." The child's mother was found "attempting self-harm"
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"If you can't birth babies, you should have no say in this!" -- The Future is Female.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

205
The Future is Female -- and She's a Bitch.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (Fi81e)

206 The BORG has decided to start killing their offspring. How fucking wonderful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (P+WAR)

207 Cops shot tasers at her, but she pulled out the darts and they had no effect, because she's a landwhale and probably up to her gills in drugs.

It would be best if tasers were discontinued as a law enforcement tool. They're often not effective, and they create an expectation of non-lethal force in situations in which the police are fully justified in exercising it.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 02:55 PM (IUcfu)

Pistols are a poor tool for enforcement on a crowded street scene. Not enough stopping power and good chance of collateral casualties.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)

208 There is a lot of debate about this, with the pro-crime Left saying it is all made up.

But there are video on the internet of real situations where a guy pulls a knife and closes the distance before the cop with a gun even realizes he is in peril. Scary shit. I have seen a couple where the cop gets stabbed.
Posted by: bob


They video tape it in training. They still close the distance AND THE COP KNOWS IT'S COMING.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:02 PM (ANkWq)

209
Can you imagine menopausal ? There goes Europe...
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

That's what they said about Maggie Thatcher when she chose to fight the testosterone-enriched Argentine pricks in the Falklands.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:02 PM (mmrXZ)

210 The BORG has decided to start killing their offspring. How fucking wonderful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (P+WAR)

I have been saying human sacrifice is next but idiot me underestimated the Left again. Of COURSE it's child sacrifice. OF COURSE.

And yes this is a step even beyond abortion. And sex abuse. The obvious next step.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:02 PM (yTlP3)

211 It's true, states have authority and vary widely on handling the mentally ill. I still think very strong national leadership could make a difference. Those "ands" in the Kentucky law are reasonable, but as you note, hard to satisfy all three.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________

I'm not sure there's a basis for the feds to legislate on this issue. I guess they could tie it to a funding mechanism.

But I also disagree that our KY statute, and similar laws in other states, are reasonable. I think the law should permit taking custody of a mentally ill person who presents a threat of bodily harm to himself or others, whether or not that person would benefit from treatment. Most states have no legal way of addressing these people until the threats touch on some criminal law.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (XvL8K)

212 Welp. Interview's done. Think it went well. I'll know in 1-2 weeks...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (aJQbY)

213 This Lindsay Clancy mess is one of those things you can't unsee.

The Sisterhood is a full-on death cult. Crazy white feminazi cunts are no different than radical Muslims.

Lock up yo' kids, fellas!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (BI5O2)

214
River otters are vicious...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (+gK6I)

They're so cute though. I had a behind the scenes tour of the SB Zoo and the people at the zoo told me those things will rip your face off if you give them the chance, that they're vicious even though they don't look it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (sA+Qj)

215 Pistols are a poor tool for enforcement on a crowded street scene. Not enough stopping power and good chance of collateral casualties.
Posted by: Oldcat


.45 acp with 235 gr JHp Remington Golden Sabers.

Gun thread!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (ANkWq)

216 206 The BORG has decided to start killing their offspring. How fucking wonderful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (P+WAR)

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This is after the previous generation gave their kids puberty blockers so that they could never have children themselves.

The left has become a death cult and just finds new excuses for its most ardent supporters to not show up for the future. Lots of collateral damage on that path. It's really sad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (BKQOu)

217 In a Franpsycho administration, murderers would be executed even though they did it without intent.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (RIvkX)

218 The jury system cannot overcome tribalism.

And women are proving they choose other women over civilization.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM (3cUTc)
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Because it does not impact their family. So, "sisterhood". And they transfer that partisanship to "fellow sisters", including "understanding" the urge to kill your kids.

My mom used to talk about "wringing" our "necks".

That's what Clancy did.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

219 21 feet. You're thinking of the Tueller Drill.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


And they can cover that in 1.5 seconds.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:48 PM


I'll bet this walrus would be a bit slower.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 03:04 PM (4NO2D)

220 191 @nicksortor
🚨 BREAKING: The Lindsay Clancy jury has ONCE AGAIN sent a note to the judge saying they're DEADLOCKED
The judge is now reading them a Tuey-Rodriguez charge, and will send them BACK to deliberate again

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 02:59 PM (Toos7)
________

The Tuey charge is the "hail mary" I mentioned above. Chances are very low that it will break a deadlock. Not zero, but very low.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

221 212 Welp. Interview's done. Think it went well. I'll know in 1-2 weeks...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (aJQbY)

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Good luck.

I have one tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:04 PM (BKQOu)

222
***COMMENT OF THE WEEK NOMINATION***

A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 02:54 PM (ANkWq)

Well, as long as it's just Ottawa, go for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:04 PM (mmrXZ)

223 217 In a Franpsycho administration, murderers would be executed even though they did it without intent.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (RIvkX)

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In a TJM administration, copyright would return to 28 years + one option term of 28 years, both of which need to be applied for.

Oh, and the punishment of murderers,...I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (BKQOu)

224 183 63 >>she's a landwhale and probably up to her gills in drugs.

"whales are mammals"
Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 02:33 PM (pl+91)

You forgot the "Actually".
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

--------------
I'm disappointed that no one got my reference to the George saving the whale by removing Kramers Titleist golf ball quote.
(not really a quote, I adapted to make it obvious.)

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (pl+91)

225 FWIW Mythbusters did this one, too.

https://youtu.be/cGzeyO3pGzw

Note that the shooter is wearing an OWB gunfighter style holster with no safety strap and is already facing the attacker.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (vTZFs)

226 Pistols are a poor tool for enforcement on a crowded street scene. Not enough stopping power and good chance of collateral casualties.

When Lt Byrd shot the J6 protestor you could see the cops in the area were shocked because he could have easily shot them as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

227 The left has become a death cult and just finds new excuses for its most ardent supporters to not show up for the future. Lots of collateral damage on that path. It's really sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (BKQOu)

It is very much like an extension of the abortion issue. None of the kids who are the immediate victims did anything to deserve any of this crap. And if defense of the innocent is not an absolute in this country, then we are headed straight to hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (460M+)

228 Welp. Interview's done. Think it went well. I'll know in 1-2 weeks...
Posted by: RandomDave


Praying 🙏🏻, crossing fingers 🤞🏻, rubbing lucky rabbit's foot 🐇.

Poor bunny.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (ANkWq)

229 They're so cute though. I had a behind the scenes tour of the SB Zoo and the people at the zoo told me those things will rip your face off if you give them the chance, that they're vicious even though they don't look it.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Santa Barbara Zoo? When I went there in the early '90s, they had a giraffe with a crooked neck. She was kinda a celebrity.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

230 218 Because it does not impact their family. So, "sisterhood". And they transfer that partisanship to "fellow sisters", including "understanding" the urge to kill your kids.

My mom used to talk about "wringing" our "necks".

That's what Clancy did.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)

========

These supporters wouldn't be on Clancy's side if Clancy had strangled three innocent brown babies from Somalia who weren't her children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (BKQOu)

231 Pistols are a poor tool for enforcement on a crowded street scene. Not enough stopping power and good chance of collateral casualties.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)

Maybe something like a flare gun that fires a flash-bang right in the perp's face?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (1z8ji)

232 he BORG has decided to start killing their offspring. How fucking wonderful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (P+WAR)
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It's because we said "Yeah, the Golden Rule--everybody understands that!"

There's no need for religion. Only "Reason" from here on out. We're going to Science everything. (Science operates by parsimony of assumption--thus assuming Science is a way to run a society is NOT Science.)

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

233 Which reminds me...

Has anybody done a study of how many folks have sued using the law that was changed to allow E. Jean Carroll to sue Trump for an non-existent rape?...

You know, that law that whose changes were so as to allow virtually only Trump to be sued?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (l3cgK)

234 You just waved a red flag in front of nurse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I don't think Nurse likes river otters. It's the sea otters that she goes ga-ga over.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:00 PM


That was my point. Nurse hates river otters, and never misses a chance to trash talk them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (bFu5X)

235 >> In a statement this week, James' office called the scandal "a personnel matter."

No, a personal matter is your lack of portion control, fatso.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (OlBv0)

236 First: We just want abortion legal for rape, incest or a real threat to the mother's health

Then: Legal and rare...legal and rare

Recently: Right up until birth because f*ck you babies

Now: Well really who are you non-birthing persons to complain if a birthing person has a very late term abortion?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqQm)

237 The jury system cannot overcome tribalism."

Nothing can, it seems...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM (XuXeR)

238 These supporters wouldn't be on Clancy's side if Clancy had strangled three innocent brown babies from Somalia who weren't her children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (BKQOu)

DDT has entered the building

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM (yTlP3)

239 But if a mommy says she had a case of the sads, it's being mean to hold her accountable for her well-planned, carefully-executed, hours-long and deliberate murder spree.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

This case should be an inditement of the entire mentel health system, and toxic masculinaty/patriarky. She asked for help, and nobody listened. If they had just given her lithium, SSRIs, counseling, and a second undocumented nanny to help with her children, she would have been fine! Besides, she's a Leo Sun with an Aries Moon...incapable of murdering her children.

She's paralyzed and lost her children...hasn't she suffered enough?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, League of Women Voters chapter president, Brattleboro, VT at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM (neR8a)

240 The left has become a death cult and just finds new excuses for its most ardent supporters to not show up for the future. Lots of collateral damage on that path. It's really sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (BKQOu)
_______

When the "right" to "abort" a perfectly healthy baby as it comes out of the birth canal is something a significant percent of women will go to the mat for, and literally celebrate as an accomplishment, it's not hard to go from there to just straight-up murdering your 4-year-old. You coulda done it 4 years ago, right?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

241 Maybe something like a flare gun that fires a flash-bang right in the perp's face?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Burning thermite ball that's sticky.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM (ANkWq)

242 227 It is very much like an extension of the abortion issue. None of the kids who are the immediate victims did anything to deserve any of this crap. And if defense of the innocent is not an absolute in this country, then we are headed straight to hell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (460M+)

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In addition, there's the climate change brain warp that tells the supporters that there's no future to plan for, the white guilt thing which tells them that being white is the worst skin that cannot be atoned for, so no point in having more white babies, and that being a girlboss is preferrable to having a family which means that even if they do start having kids, they start very late and can't have many.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (BKQOu)

243
I'm not sure there's a basis for the feds to legislate on this issue. I guess they could tie it to a funding mechanism.

But I also disagree that our KY statute, and similar laws in other states, are reasonable. I think the law should permit taking custody of a mentally ill person who presents a threat of bodily harm to himself or others, whether or not that person would benefit from treatment. Most states have no legal way of addressing these people until the threats touch on some criminal law.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

==================

Funding mechanism is what I was thinking of, in addition to awareness campaigns, which admittedly can be weak.

I was going to comment on the "and" after #1, because the "can benefit from treatment" is exactly the one I would find problematic. Some people are unfixable. The benefit could be that they calm down under meds and restriction from society, I dunno.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (mmrXZ)

244 BTW people have noticed the Clancy girls have come up with a hand sign that looks like you are choking someone right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

245
Santa Barbara Zoo? When I went there in the early '90s, they had a giraffe with a crooked neck. She was kinda a celebrity.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

That's the one but I don't remember that giraffe.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (sA+Qj)

246 I saw a video a where a cop is called to a domestic disturbance.

He is talking on his shoulder mounted mic walking towards a house when a woman comes bursting out with a knife screaming.

He started backing up and reaching for his pistol as she closed the 20 ft or so and he shot her at point blank range.

----------------------

Many many years ago in college some friends and I watched a show on TV called 'shoot-don't shoot'...showed handgun decision training videos. One was a call to a domestic disturbance - going up the stairs in an apartment building some woman comes flying with a knife.

We were all DOA, never had a chance.

Another was a 'suspected sniper' call near a railway track. A young guy was coming up, ignored warnings and put his hand back to his back pocket - to pull out a "I am deaf mute card"...all of us had a bad shoot there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy)

247 That was my point. Nurse hates river otters, and never misses a chance to trash talk them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Ah, I see.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

248 She's paralyzed and lost her children...hasn't she suffered enough?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein


No. I still have many things to put her thru.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (ANkWq)

249 If a mother who has killed her child is attempting sel harm I'm proposing ba new police procedure. Let her. Easier than a hung jury

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (M9Oed)

250 Leftardism is NOT tribalism.

Tribalism makes sense sometimes. Leftardism is demonic shit and they turn on their own like a hot knife through butter.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (yTlP3)

251 232 he BORG has decided to start killing their offspring. How fucking wonderful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (P+WAR)
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It's because we said "Yeah, the Golden Rule--everybody understands that!"

There's no need for religion. Only "Reason" from here on out. We're going to Science everything. (Science operates by parsimony of assumption--thus assuming Science is a way to run a society is NOT Science.)

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (Fi81e)

The Golden Rule has one major flaw...What if you're dealing with masochists?

♪Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused...♫

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (l3cgK)

252 He's back !!

Kaepernick, like a f@rt, lingers !

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

253 240
When the "right" to "abort" a perfectly healthy baby as it comes out of the birth canal is something a significant percent of women will go to the mat for, and literally celebrate as an accomplishment, it's not hard to go from there to just straight-up murdering your 4-year-old. You coulda done it 4 years ago, right?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

========

The people who don't subscribe to that will have more children, in general, show up for the future than those that do.

It's like Toys R Us donating to Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (BKQOu)

254 They convicted and gave Andrea Yates the death penalty. And she suffered from post partum depression way more than Clancy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (bkuEU)

255 Because it does not impact their family. So, "sisterhood". And they transfer that partisanship to "fellow sisters", including "understanding" the urge to kill your kids.

My mom used to talk about "wringing" our "necks".

That's what Clancy did.
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)




I miss the old days when the biggest threat grandma used was "You're out of the will!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V)

256 BTW people have noticed the Clancy girls have come up with a hand sign that looks like you are choking someone right?
Posted by: 18-1


They claim it's a heart ❤️.

Yeah. Right.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (ANkWq)

257 Burning thermite ball that's sticky.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:07 PM


Willy Pete.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (bFu5X)

258 That was my point. Nurse hates river otters, and never misses a chance to trash talk them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Woodpecker at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)

259 BTW people have noticed the Clancy girls have come up with a hand sign that looks like you are choking someone right?

No, I had not. I thought the thing about mocking Charlie Kirk's murder by pointing at the neck as as f*ckin' sick as it could get. Wrong yet again.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (vTZFs)

260 Can you imagine menopausal ? There goes Europe...
Posted by: It's me donna

---------
But isn't this all what we have known about the female Left all along? They want authority without responsibility. They want to flail around doing damage but they always have an excuse for why they are the real victims.

"How do you write women so well"
"Easy, I think of a man and then take away all reason and accountability."

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (pl+91)

261 >>> That's what they said about Maggie Thatcher when she chose to fight the testosterone-enriched Argentine pricks in the Falklands.

Maggie thatcher, the Elizabeth's, Victoria...some great lady rulers. I'd take a Maggie Thatcher over a Neville Chamberlain any day.

The miniseries Victoria had a good episode on one of her attempted assassinations. The man was declared not guilty due to insanity but remained behind bars the rest of his life. But it was a huge public outcry at the time.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (Toos7)

262 217 In a Franpsycho administration, murderers would be executed even though they did it without intent.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (RIvkX)

I would bring back public executions for child killers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (sA+Qj)

263
Tribalism makes sense sometimes. Leftardism is demonic shit and they turn on their own like a hot knife through butter.


Christianity gave a way forward from tribalism - we could all be brothers and sisters in Christ even if we have difference ancestors.

Modern leftism is a sort of demonic take on Christianity. Anyone can become a leftist if you say the correct things. But those things will change on a regular basis and anyone that doesn't stay current will be kicked out.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

264 Election coming up in NY for governor. Where the f is Blakeman?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 03:11 PM (OlBv0)

265 Once they release her, they should give her back her job as an obstetrics nurse. You don't need legs to strangle an infant, and she could be on hand to administer MA's new partial birth abortion laws. She's a straight-strangler with upper management written all over her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 03:11 PM (BI5O2)

266 These supporters wouldn't be on Clancy's side if Clancy had strangled three innocent brown babies from Somalia who weren't her children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (BKQOu)
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Exactly, if she had affected another mother's children, it would violate the mother hen protection of her own. And be the translated equivalent of Clancy attacking her own children.

It's funny, Jerry Seinfeld came from New York, and used to joke about states that recognized "Needin' Killin'". But the East Coast urbanized states are the major proponents of "Needed Killin'".

But the states you could have said that about in the 70s were blew. They were blew then and they're blew now.

The Party of the Willful is the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:11 PM (Fi81e)

267 Unless he has communications from LeTit or suboordinates ordering him to do something illegal or commit unethical acts, it's pretty much a he said/she said affair.

LeTit is undoubtedly more competent than Fanni Willis. But I don't think she's enough more competent to have avoided that sort of thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:11 PM (2ocoG)

268 They convicted and gave Andrea Yates the death penalty. And she suffered from post partum depression way more than Clancy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (bkuEU)
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That conviction was thrown out on appeal. On retrial, the jury found her NG because of PPD.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

269 Random Dave: A.lways.B.e C.losing. End every interview with "When do I start?"


Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 03:12 PM (bX16E)

270 249 If a mother who has killed her child is attempting sel harm I'm proposing ba new police procedure. Let her. Easier than a hung jury

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (M9Oed)

"Abortion woulda saved those chilluns!"--some Libbie, probably

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:12 PM (l3cgK)

271 ________

I'm not sure there's a basis for the feds to legislate on this issue. I guess they could tie it to a funding mechanism.

---

It is a federal law, it is tied to a case from FL on voluntary vs involuntary confinement. Before they (congress is always looking out for you) passed a blanket law Asylums were in every state.

That kid who committed mass murder that they are milking Alex Jones. His mother had spent 6 months trying to get him committed. If not for the stupid law he would have been secured and those kids would be alive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:12 PM (VQ0bX)

272 244 BTW people have noticed the Clancy girls have come up with a hand sign that looks like you are choking someone right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

What the actual fuck? Somebody needs to take their kids away.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:13 PM (460M+)

273
They convicted and gave Andrea Yates the death penalty. And she suffered from post partum depression way more than Clancy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

================

Sorry to go all Wesley Crusher, but that would be postpartum psychosis, not depression.

Also, Andrea Yates was diagnosed as psychotic and schizophrenic independent of her postpartum status, although childbirth seemed to worsen her symptoms. She was advised to quit having babies after #4. Her husband should have fucking gotten the snip or worn a condom.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)

274 Virginia police shot a person at costco some years back. She was giving of samples of food, but then when bad s*** and started threatening people with a long knife.

I've always thought with all the chairs, rugs, and assorted equipment at costco, they could have done something to distract this large woman. But no, police shot her.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 02, 2026 03:13 PM (llBIB)

275 People also say after a police shooting, why didn't they just shoot her in the leg or arm?

Answer: Bullets don't stop right at the per. If you miss that little arm or leg, then a couple of innocent people behind the perp are killed instead.

Posted by: Random PJ at September 02, 2026 03:13 PM (+jscL)

276 What’s sad, YD, is that despite your sarcasm, that scenario would not surprise me.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (4KUe5)

277 Imagine a neighbor, a decorated war hero with PTSD, had killed the kids. Where would the Clancy Clan stand on that one?

Posted by: Wally at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (avzFa)

278 Her husband should have fucking gotten the snip or worn a condom.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)



Friendly Reminder:

She has a face for a reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

279 They convicted and gave Andrea Yates the death penalty. And she suffered from post partum depression way more than Clancy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

================

Sorry to go all Wesley Crusher, but that would be postpartum psychosis, not depression.

Also, Andrea Yates was diagnosed as psychotic and schizophrenic independent of her postpartum status, although childbirth seemed to worsen her symptoms. She was advised to quit having babies after #4. Her husband should have fucking gotten the snip or worn a condom.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ)
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Yates got off on the retrial. See my comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

280 First: We just want abortion legal for rape, incest or a real threat to the mother's health

Then: Legal and rare...legal and rare

Recently: Right up until birth because f*ck you babies

Now: Well really who are you non-birthing persons to complain if a birthing person has a very late term abortion?!?
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Did you see where the federal judge basically re-wrote Roe back into the law in ID?

Saying their ban on abortions must include an exception for the health of the mother, then going to basically say any excuse can count as a "health" justification, e.g., fear of the risk of getting an infection from a C-section was enough to justify an elective abortion.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (3cUTc)

281 255 Because it does not impact their family. So, "sisterhood". And they transfer that partisanship to "fellow sisters", including "understanding" the urge to kill your kids.

My mom used to talk about "wringing" our "necks".

That's what Clancy did.
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (Fi81e)



I miss the old days when the biggest threat grandma used was "You're out of the will!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V)

Grandma once came to the front door with a carving knife in one hand, found the door locked, and walked back to where she was staying...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (l3cgK)

282 What kind of drugs do Landwhales take, elephant tranquilizers?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (UjdFS)

283 "Abortion woulda saved those chilluns!"--some Libbie, probably
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Vince Coglianese played audio on his show of Anne Hathaway saying that the killing was an "act of mercy."

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

284 >>> He's back !!
Kaepernick, like a f@rt, lingers !

I keep waiting for him to declare for the WNBA draft. Get that championship title slapping women around, while adding another grievance chip on your shoulder!

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (Toos7)

285 Modern leftism is a sort of demonic take on Christianity. Anyone can become a leftist if you say the correct things. But those things will change on a regular basis and anyone that doesn't stay current will be kicked out.
Posted by: 18-1

If your lucky. Or they will destroy you financially, personally, or emotionally. Imprison or kill you.

These people are fucking monsters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (P+WAR)

286 Since every single person in Massachusetts is likely not a jury candidate in a retrial, they'll have to move the next Clancy trial to, I don't know..., Guam or Alaska? Hawaii? How far do they need to go in order to find Americans who haven't read every single detail of the case?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 03:15 PM (XLsFA)

287 Pistols are a poor tool for enforcement on a crowded street scene. Not enough stopping power and good chance of collateral casualties.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:01 PM (uhVAy)

Maybe something like a flare gun that fires a flash-bang right in the perp's face?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM (1z8ji)

Not sure you want cops carrying incendiary devices about to the donut shop.

I was thinking of a small squad of dudes with armor and a weapon with some reach, small shield. One could tank, the others chop/club the perp down. Could have a sniper nest for a gunman

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:15 PM (uhVAy)

288 In a statement this week, James' office called the scandal "a personnel matter."

_____________________________

That's the damn point...isn't it? Using the law enforcement office as a personal weapon to progress your personal vengeance and political agenda.

It CERTAINLY IS a personal matter. And, that is the problem.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 03:15 PM (dIske)

289 No, I had not. I thought the thing about mocking Charlie Kirk's murder by pointing at the neck as as f*ckin' sick as it could get. Wrong yet again.
Posted by: Oddbob


Don't ever think they can hit rock bottom. Because as soon as you do, they'll break out shovels.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:15 PM (ANkWq)

290 I keep waiting for him to declare for the WNBA draft. Get that championship title slapping women around, while adding another grievance chip on your shoulder!

And nobody would ask for proof that he's a eunuch.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:16 PM (2ocoG)

291 Modern leftism is a sort of demonic take on Christianity. Anyone can become a leftist if you say the correct things. But those things will change on a regular basis and anyone that doesn't stay current will be kicked out.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)
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Remember, when you abandon God, he abandons you to your perversity. "Perversity" means to "thoroughly turn".

You do not have the protection in your mind, but only the confusion of one thought precariously stacked on another, as you please. And I think it's just a part of our nature that if we spurn God, he allows us to become illustrations of the perversity of our thought.

We thought the ideas of civility were ours. And we thought we could balance civil order and forgiveness on our own. But the Lord gave us a model of the price of general forgiveness.

We just think we can improve on the idea.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:16 PM (Fi81e)

292 Have to admit, the Clancy “sh$t test” is good policy.

Men should definitely know if the woman they are dating finds infanticide excusable.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 03:16 PM (4KUe5)

293 My mother hated kids. She really didn't care for us once we were out of diapers. Never once did she consider murdering us. I guess I am thankful for small mercies in light of this murderous bitch's actions.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:16 PM (460M+)

294 147. FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Cool. 👍🏼

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (NFX2v)

295 She then tried to kill herself in March 2019 by jumping in front of an E train in Queens
......

What's she trying to do, derail the train?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (UjdFS)

296 258 That was my point. Nurse hates river otters, and never misses a chance to trash talk them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 03:06 PM


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Woodpecker at September 02, 2026 03:10 PM (4NO2D)

Back in the early-to-mid 90's, a Japanese company went all-out on developing an internet app around Woody Woodpecker called "Internet Pecker" with the catchphrase "Touch Woody"...an American woman working for them told them what it meant in the US...the app was canceled.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)

297 Did you see where the federal judge basically re-wrote Roe back into the law in ID?

Saying their ban on abortions must include an exception for the health of the mother, then going to basically say any excuse can count as a "health" justification, e.g., fear of the risk of getting an infection from a C-section was enough to justify an elective abortion.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:14 PM (3cUTc)

The state of ID is perfectly able to legalize abortion if it wants to. This federal asshole needs to be quashed.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

298 I know and I know that it was reversed. The point is that they DID get a conviction initially. The worst thing on this case is that she is a nurse. So she knew about the side efects of these drugs. And she would have known that she slit her wrists in the wrong direction to bleed out. I've been trying to figure out wh se didn't put an exercise band around her own neck and hang herself.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (bkuEU)

299
How far do they need to go in order to find Americans who haven't read every single detail of the case?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

==============

I bet there's a ton of people who have read social media on the case, but they don't actually know the case beyond the very broad facts. Three kids dead, mom accused, something about postpartum crazies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:18 PM (mmrXZ)

300 274 Virginia police shot a person at costco some years back. She was giving of samples of food, but then when bad s*** and started threatening people with a long knife.

I've always thought with all the chairs, rugs, and assorted equipment at costco, they could have done something to distract this large woman. But no, police shot her.

Posted by: JM
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Good for the cops. You don't threaten peoples lives.
You pull a weapon on someone expect a defensive response.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:18 PM (VQ0bX)

301 Back in the early-to-mid 90's, a Japanese company went all-out on developing an internet app around Woody Woodpecker called "Internet Pecker" with the catchphrase "Touch Woody"...an American woman working for them told them what it meant in the US...the app was canceled.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)

_______________________

You should have seen the app they set up to honor Dick Van Dyke.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)

302 "There were so many police... why didn't they grab her by the arm?" Cisneros' mother, who did not give her name, asked Fox 5 News in Spanish.

It's too late now mama, by why didn't your family years ago grab her and keep hold of her with family members ensuring that she kept on her meds, and if a danger to herself or others, have the authorities alerted and action taken. Leaving this up to police after she has already taken one life and almost another is way too late. Three tasers wouldn't stop her and a bullett was the only option.

Posted by: Cheri at September 02, 2026 03:19 PM (oiNtH)

303 It’s truly amazing how much time and money was invested in getting Trump. If they spent that much time and money in governing who knows what could have been accomplished.
I’m at a loss what exactly the ultimate goal is. If one actually governs the power would ultimately follow, no?

Posted by: Unkaren at September 02, 2026 03:19 PM (bwExE)

304 Virginia police shot a person at costco some years back. She was giving of samples of food, but then when bad s*** and started threatening people with a long knife.

I've always thought with all the chairs, rugs, and assorted equipment at costco, they could have done something to distract this large woman. But no, police shot her.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 02, 2026 03:13 PM (llBIB)

They did distract her with bullets.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)

305 My mother hated kids. She really didn't care for us once we were out of diapers. Never once did she consider murdering us. I guess I am thankful for small mercies in light of this murderous bitch's actions.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:16 PM (460M+)



My mother never wanted kids. "Sperm donor" knocked her up. She didn't want to raise an only child, so she allowed a 2nd. They were married for 26 years. She never remarried. Dad did, and made that last another 28 till he died.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:19 PM (ccf/V)

306 Posted by: Huck Follywood , that link a while ago on Stephen Miller.
The text did not jibe with the video.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:19 PM (VQ0bX)

307 Another was a 'suspected sniper' call near a railway track. A young guy was coming up, ignored warnings and put his hand back to his back pocket - to pull out a "I am deaf mute card"...all of us had a bad shoot there.
Posted by: Oldcat

I remember a video of a cop responding to something minor, like a suspicious person call. There's a young black guy in a coat that keeps walking away from the cop and refusing to interact. The cop (because the guy just roughly matches the description, and probably to avoid being called racist) doesn't have his weapon out, is following the guy, and trying to be nice and asks him repeatedly to just stop for a second. As the cop gets really close, the kid just whips around with a pistol in his hand and shoots the cop. Real footage...I can't find it, or recall if the cop died (or was just horribly injured).

Posted by: Military Moron at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (neR8a)

308 We would have been better off if Judge Ito had issued a JNOV; that's where a lot of this shit kicked off.

And the National Guard kept shooting until there were no more rioters.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (3cUTc)

309 Back in the early-to-mid 90's, a Japanese company went all-out on developing an internet app around Woody Woodpecker called "Internet Pecker" with the catchphrase "Touch Woody"...an American woman working for them told them what it meant in the US...the app was canceled.

A consumer internet app in the early to mid 90s? I'd believe early to mid 2000s.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (2ocoG)

310 Since every single person in Massachusetts is likely not a jury candidate in a retrial, they'll have to move the next Clancy trial to, I don't know..., Guam
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* eyes shoot wide *
K-keep to the center!!

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (Fi81e)

311 51 The cops should have shot the knives out of her hands I guess.
Posted by: CaliGir

To be fair, there’s always a chance she’d drop the knives if they put a few in her torso.

Posted by: Clay at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (S+YRA)

312 My mother hated kids. She really didn't care for us once we were out of diapers. Never once did she consider murdering us. I guess I am thankful for small mercies in light of this murderous bitch's actions.
Posted by: tcn in AK

It mystifies me why women who hate kids have them. Guys who hate kids, too, for that matter. Just stay celibate or use protection. It's not rocket science.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

313 t’s truly amazing how much time and money was invested in getting Trump. If they spent that much time and money in governing who knows what could have been accomplished.
I’m at a loss what exactly the ultimate goal is. If one actually governs the power would ultimately follow, no?
Posted by: Unkaren at September 02, 2026 03:19 PM (bwExE)

Building is hard, destruction is easy. Oldest story in the world.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)

314 167. A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.
Posted by: rickb223

After a range of emotion, I've decided it's true.

😉

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 03:21 PM (NFX2v)

315 The death of that young woman and new mother in NYC is horrific. I prayed for her family last night. Her baby girl was just baptised and is 5mo old.

All the mother did was stop at a sunglass vendor on the street and in the next few minutes she was dead.

I assume the crazy potbelly knifer hit her in the aorta in her quest of suicide by cop.

Lock them up after deporting the rest. With Dims NYC is doomed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 03:21 PM (hzuYO)

316 Remember - these are the women Republicans insist on pandering to.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:21 PM (yTlP3)

317 he state of ID is perfectly able to legalize abortion if it wants to. This federal asshole needs to be quashed.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)
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I agree, but this judge is saying the law the state voted for has to contain the exceptions that might not have been in the law.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at September 02, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)

318
It mystifies me why women who hate kids have them. Guys who hate kids, too, for that matter. Just stay celibate or use protection. It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)



Men need the cockpit warning alarm......."PULL OUT. PULL OUT."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V)

319 I bet there's a ton of people who have read social media on the case, but they don't actually know the case beyond the very broad facts. Three kids dead, mom accused, something about postpartum crazies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:18 PM (mmrXZ)
=====================
That describes me, but I ignore the details only because I read the first line "She killed three children" and my immediate reaction is "Warm up Ol' Sparky"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (XLsFA)

320 I’m sorry — what did Anne Hathaway say?!

Killing your three children is not an act of mercy.
Drop them off with a grandparent and have your husband drive you to the hospital.

wtf
The abortion normalcy is completely creeping into this discussion. It’s mercy to abort for all kinds of reasons, according to the activists, so it’s just a tiny step over the line to justify your living, functioning children, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (4KUe5)

321 Remember - these are the women Republicans insist on pandering to.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:21 PM (yTlP3)
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If only we could have a party that didn't have politicians in it.

It's the nature of the beast.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (Fi81e)

322
Yates got off on the retrial. See my comment above.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

===============

FWIW, chatbot sez:

not guilty by reason of insanity. Her severe postpartum illness and psychosis were central to the case, but the legal question was whether, because of severe mental disease, she knew that killing her children was wrong. She was therefore committed to a psychiatric hospital rather than released.

(what's interesting is that she's not seeking release.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (mmrXZ)

323 301 Back in the early-to-mid 90's, a Japanese company went all-out on developing an internet app around Woody Woodpecker called "Internet Pecker" with the catchphrase "Touch Woody"...an American woman working for them told them what it meant in the US...the app was canceled.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)

_______________________

You should have seen the app they set up to honor Dick Van Dyke.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 03:18 PM (dIske)

Was the catchphrase "Finger the Dyke"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (l3cgK)

324 101 "Edison medicine" Ha!
Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

--------------

Zeus juice
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2026 02:41 PM (2UnvF)
======
The Tesla two step

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (JNTt1)

325
We don't want to upset the normies!

-The GOP

The Normies: Kill, Kill, Kill, Your Children

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (yTlP3)

326
I don't blame the mom for this stupid objection. When your child is killed, you're going to spin out reasons why this was unfair and why cops should have just let your innocent baby stab as many people as she could before she got all tuckered out and took a nap.




You're a better man than I, Gunga Din.

Fuck her mom. Fuck her brother. Fuck her whole gorram family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (y9nCu)

327 A female president would be one birth away from nuking Canada.
Posted by: rickb223

After a range of emotion, I've decided it's true.

😉
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 03:21 PM (NFX2v)

or showing up at a G-7 conference in the same outfit.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (uhVAy)

328 It mystifies me why women who hate kids have them. Guys who hate kids, too, for that matter. Just stay celibate or use protection. It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Bulg

I get the guys but not the gals given the much deeper involvement in the gestation and birthing process.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (Fv808)

329 I bet there's a ton of people who have read social media on the case, but they don't actually know the case beyond the very broad facts. Three kids dead, mom accused, something about postpartum crazies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:18 PM (mmrXZ)
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But the most telling fact: A Gemini would NEVER do that!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (Fi81e)

330 101 "Edison medicine" Ha!
Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 02:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

--------------

Zeus juice
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2026 02:41 PM (2UnvF)
======
The Tesla two step

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (JNTt1)

Enlighteningment?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

331 I agree, but this judge is saying the law the state voted for has to contain the exceptions that might not have been in the law.
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at September 02, 2026 03:22 PM (Fi81e)
========================
Tell him he's got the wrong job; he wants to be a legislator.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (XLsFA)

332 >>> The worst thing on this case is that she is a nurse. So she knew about the side efects of these drugs. And she would have known that she slit her wrists in the wrong direction to bleed out. I've been trying to figure out wh se didn't put an exercise band around her own neck and hang herself.

Dr Drew had a good take on the tragedy of this: she's a nurse who helps with children and babies. If she was hearing voices or felt like the drugs weren't working, she had a massive Rolodex of medical experts at her disposal. Friends and colleagues who would believe her and fly to her aid to get her help. She ignored all of that.

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (Toos7)

333 Apparently Dick Van Dyke is still alive at the age of 100...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:25 PM (l3cgK)

334 It mystifies me why women who hate kids have them. Guys who hate kids, too, for that matter. Just stay celibate or use protection. It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Bulg
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They were fucking around when they found out.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:25 PM (Fi81e)

335 We had programs not apps until 2010 or so. They really began capturing the market when programs turned into apps.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 03:25 PM (VQ0bX)

336 Remember - these are the women Republicans insist on pandering to.

Women have all of the pussy, so they will always be pandered to.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)

337 wtf
The abortion normalcy is completely creeping into this discussion. It’s mercy to abort for all kinds of reasons, according to the activists, so it’s just a tiny step over the line to justify your living, functioning children, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 03:23 PM (4KUe5)

you have to keep pressing to change the world to allow more, because in your core you never have convinced yourself that your abortions weren't important.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (uhVAy)

338 We don't want to upset the normies!

-The GOP

The Normies: Kill, Kill, Kill, Your Children
---
Fiscally conservative, socially moderate.

Recall that?
What a massive lie that was; that such a position was possible, that such position had broad appeal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (3cUTc)

339 "Cisneros suffers from what her brother described to The Post Tuesday as bipolar disorder"

Well she's cured now.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (dFG8E)

340 Why are state prosecutors allowed to bring cases against a President for federal election crimes in the first place? That it is obviously politically partisan just adds to it.

I still contend that Trump is the only person in history prosecuted and convicted for being blackmailed.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (KC5Lt)

341 Those voices were amazing at keeping her from getting caught while she was meticulously planning the murders. Such talented voices!

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (yTlP3)

342
Women have all of the pussy, so they will always be pandered to.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)



Things change when a real 'V' situation arrives.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (ccf/V)

343 Dr Drew had a good take on the tragedy of this: she's a nurse who helps with children and babies. If she was hearing voices or felt like the drugs weren't working, she had a massive Rolodex of medical experts at her disposal. Friends and colleagues who would believe her and fly to her aid to get her help. She ignored all of that.
Posted by: LizLem

I've always liked Dr. Drew, ever since he was on "Love Line" with Adam Corolla in the 90s. IIRC, he was anti-vaxx.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (77rzZ)

344
It mystifies me why women who hate kids have them. Guys who hate kids, too, for that matter. Just stay celibate or use protection. It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Bulg

================

There was a time when women didn't have a choice, or had very little choice. Nowadays, you wonder. Why do these neglecto's keep having kids? Then they go ballistic if CPS tries to take them away.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (mmrXZ)

345 I've always liked Dr. Drew, ever since he was on "Love Line" with Adam Corolla in the 90s. IIRC, he was anti-vaxx.

He was and is. Also pro-Ivermectin and HCQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:27 PM (2ocoG)

346 309 Back in the early-to-mid 90's, a Japanese company went all-out on developing an internet app around Woody Woodpecker called "Internet Pecker" with the catchphrase "Touch Woody"...an American woman working for them told them what it meant in the US...the app was canceled.

A consumer internet app in the early to mid 90s? I'd believe early to mid 2000s.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (2ocoG)

1996. From EE Times magazine (where I read it back in the day).

https://tinyurl.com/mbmm9nx

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)

347 Women have all of the pussy, so they will always be pandered to.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)

Power of the P is real.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (KC5Lt)

348 "Edison medicine" Ha!
Posted by: gp

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Zeus juice
Posted by: Duke Lowell

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The Tesla two step
Posted by: Bonecrusher


Golf clap!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (ANkWq)

349 Maybe it's postpartum depression. Maybe she just hated being a mom. Maybe the Family Annihilator Fairy visited her and told her to do it.

Who gives a fuck? She slaughtered three children, one in front of the next, while taunting their father on the phone.

Life without parole.

And, ID every one of those cunts outside of the courthouse and send Night Doctors in balaclavas to sterilize them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)

350 U nas yest' NOOD. Clancy jury.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (77rzZ)

351 Fiscally conservative, socially moderate.

Recall that?
What a massive lie that was; that such a position was possible, that such position had broad appeal.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (3cUTc)
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Yup. Scam. What about Arnold? He claimed to qualify.

And although I've sided with him more: Giuliani too. Once you corner these guys on cutting spending, they still nod and tell you what kind of social spending they wouldn't cut.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e)

352 It mystifies me why women who hate kids have them. Guys who hate kids, too, for that matter. Just stay celibate or use protection. It's not rocket science.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (77rzZ)

In mom's case, it was just the thing a married woman did. They kept trying until they got a boy. I was the fourth girl, so, mostly a throwaway. I'm sure these days we just say use contraception, which is never an option for Catholics, but back then, only whores used contraception (according to certain levels of society). At any rate, I think a lot of women who grew up with very few siblings have no idea what childbearing or child raising involves, since they never saw it. They are woefully unprepared to deal with it. I know DH had no idea how to change a diaper or that you had to burp a baby. He never grew up around childcare. So it probably comes as a surprise. Plus, there are very few stay at home moms who pool resources anymore. I remember 16 or more kids in our backyard while other moms went to the beauty parlor or grocery store. That doesn't happen now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (460M+)

353 If only we could have a party that didn't have politicians in it.


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)

354 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 03:29 PM (ccf/V)

355
Building is hard, destruction is easy. Oldest story in the world.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 03:20 PM (uhVAy)



That's why Che left Cuba for the Congo and Bolivia so soon after Batista fled. He quickly found out that blowing up trains is a hell of a lot more fun than making the damned things run on time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (y9nCu)

356 Women have all of the pussy, so they will always be pandered to.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 03:25 PM (2ocoG)

Not in my regime.

They'll be subject to a different but equally terrifying set of behavioral expectations as the men.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (BI5O2)

357 Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e)

Arnold will always be European deep down.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 03:30 PM (KC5Lt)

358
Why do these neglecto's keep having kids? Then they go ballistic if CPS tries to take them away.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:26 PM (mmrXZ)



Money.

Child support payments, either from the baby daddy (if they can get family court to render a judgement) or from welfare.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 03:33 PM (y9nCu)

359 Unless they somehow can find venue outside the NYC area, Tish James will never face justice. Zero chance a NY jury convicts her of anything.

Posted by: Liberty at September 02, 2026 03:36 PM (TK8Ss)

360 128 Isn't there a 6 foot drill or something to teach cops that if you don't draw your weapon by the time someone is at least 6' and more from you, you won't have enough time to draw?
Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:45 PM

21 feet. You're thinking of the Tueller Drill.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:46 PM (bFu5X)

Heh; when he said 6 foot drill I literally pictured a cop carrying a giant drill and deploying it on said beluga. Sorry, i play a lot of video games.

Posted by: Nelly at September 02, 2026 03:45 PM (6+ehB)

361 oh.

Tribalism

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 03:51 PM (rbvCR)

362 Heh; when he said 6 foot drill I literally pictured a cop carrying a giant drill and deploying it on said beluga. Sorry, i play a lot of video games.
Posted by: Nelly
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Spear gun. One fathom away is the last-chance distance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 03:53 PM (XeU6L)

363 "I don't blame the mom for this stupid objection. "

I do. This is what trash people from trash cultures do. These people have no business living among us.

NOBODY from a functional family would whine about their fuckup neurotic land whale adult child getting shot after murdering a young mother in broad daylight.

The parents should be hounded out of the country, assuming they aren't illegals in which case they should be deported asap.

Posted by: heya at September 02, 2026 03:59 PM (ND37T)

364 Whadaya mean you cant shoot the weapons out of the perps hand? Gene and Roy used to do that in every Saturday movie.

Posted by: ss at September 02, 2026 04:01 PM (e8Nbd)

Hunter Biden: I Used Burisma Money To Buy Drugs and Whores and My Daddy Used to Visit Me in My Crackdens With His Vice Presidential Motorcade
Update: Hunter Says He's "48% Gay" Which Seems Low to Me

Israel did a great job framing a guy who is so clearly guilty.

Very crafty, Israelis.

Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service

"Well, I still had the residual. Like for instance, I still was on the board of Burisma."

Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service

...


Speaking to host Dave Manheim, who asked him how could afford the long stay at the ritzy hotel [Chateau Marmont, where various celebrities have overdosed in pricey squalor] in California, Biden replied, "Well, I still had the residual. Like for instance, I still was on the board of Burisma."

...

Although he had no experience in the energy industry, the younger Biden argued that he was qualified for the role and that he wasn't "running some kind of international crime syndicate."

"What people don't understand about Burisma is that I went on the board of Burisma because I had been on the board of about 14 other major national and international organizations," he added. "I was chairman of the board of the UN World Food Program, which is the largest humanitarian organization in the world -- we increased the budget when I was chairman from $1.8 billion to $2.6 billion when I was there."

"I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"



He also talked about how his father, while vice president under Barack Obama, "showed up" at his home flanked by Secret Service agents while Hunter was using drugs.

...

During the course of the interview, Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."

Oh, he's praising degenerate drug addicts now, great. He and Tuq'r Qarlson can bond over what bada** f***ing warriors they are.

Update: Hunter was probably also a bad*** f***ing warrior when he was blowing his crack dealer, too.

Hunter Biden identified as a "little bit gay" in a recent podcast interview dominated by talk about his sexuality.

The former first son, 56, who's married to Melissa Cohen, made the revealing remarks on an Aug. 16 episode of the Luke Beasley Show podcast.

Beasley asked Biden, "Are you gay?" early on in the interview.

Former President Joe Biden's son replied: "Only a little bit."

Beasley then asked if Hunter was "more or less than 50 percent" gay -- and the ex-first son said, "48.6 percent."

The podcaster then wanted to know if he'd be Hunter's "type."

"A little bit more masculine would be my type, if I was gay," Hunter responded.

...

Later in the episode, Biden went back to "the gay question," as he put it and said "maybe I take back 48.5" percent.

"More like 47 [percent] after that conversation. My gaydom went down a percentage point," the former president's son quipped.

Toward the end of the nearly 90-minute interview, Hunter retracted and said "I just wanted to let you know that I am back up to 48.5 percent gay."

Is this real? I don't know. The left has a new rule to show you're an "ally:" If a gay man flirts with you, and you're straight, you're supposed to flirt back and entertain the possibility that you might have sex with him.

Women are not required to pretend they are sexually interested in men they're not attracted to, but men are now required by the left to pretend they're sexually interested in other men. And sometimes more than just pretend.

Hey, you're an ally, right?

Thanks to TJM and JackStraw.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (+YoHw)

2 Let me hit that pipe, Fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (+YoHw)

3
Foist!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (iJfKG)

4 Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?

Meaning he sucked dick for crack?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (BKQOu)

5
Thoid!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (iJfKG)

6 Hunter's the gift that just keeps giving...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (+gK6I)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (ccf/V)

8 Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service


He will be a candidate for president, soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

9 When i smoke muh cr*ck, i do it bada**fully, like warrior poet.

Posted by: Nelly at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (6+ehB)

10 Hunter's the gift that just keeps giving...

You've done enough, Hunter. Go away!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

11 And the exposure bat the crack Dem is why Joey has dementia and prostate cancer. And why Beau died. And why your dad showered with your sister . And why......

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (rNkEQ)

12 I wonder if there were any awkward visits where the VP rolls up and the Chinese handlers are already inside with Hunter?

Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (IuIym)

13 Now that's a shocker!

Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (VMFAF)

14 Weird.
...

He must have retired from being an Artist?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (zPGLA)

15 "I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"




Perfect translation, Ace. Well done. Bravo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

16 Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service

He will be a candidate for president, soon.


Not with rookie crime numbers like that, he won't. Democrats want to see a real effort.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)

17 >>>Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?

Did he really? I kind of assumed that. Most massive perverts will eventually experiment with a little bit of everything.

What was his sitch with that lawyer who gave him hundreds of thousands of dollars? Just friends?

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (1wjle)

18 "I was chairman of the board of the UN World Food Program, which is the largest humanitarian organization in the world."

This guy takes "failing up" to an entirely new dimension.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Av6i5)

19 The insidious hypermasculinity rebrand of the fag criminal traitor (D) party continues apace.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (yTlP3)

20 He will be a candidate for president, soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

That's an excellent point. Drug addict, stupid as f*ck, famous family, s*x pest, and unwarranted high opinion of himself; Democrat standards, he's fantastic. If he can avoid the mental patient movement tics that Governor Greaseball has, he's already a step a head.

Posted by: Nelly at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (6+ehB)

21 "the Chinese handlers are already inside with Hunter?"

No Yellow!

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (VMFAF)

22 Didn't this clown used to sit in on National Security briefings?

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Oy/m2)

23 "I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"

---

I hear Canada's hiring.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (qx7Zg)

24 It wouldn't surprise me to find out that Amtrak built a special 'Opium Den Car' for Hunter and his Dad to travel in while Hunter was on the Amtrak Board.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (zPGLA)

25 we increased the budget when I was chairman from $1.8 billion to $2.6 billion when I was there

Like this is an accomplishment. "We decided to spend more of other people's money!" He's pretending he was the founder of a company that made wildly popular widgets, instead of fucking parasite who decided to double-down on scamming taxpayers, while making sure to take his slice of the pie.

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Q6P2R)

26 The Jewish paradox. Only thing Jews can't manage to do is keep half-wits from making whacked conspiracy theories about them to justify their Jew hatred.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (kO8hw)

27 20 He will be a candidate for president, soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

That's an excellent point. Drug addict, stupid as f*ck, famous family, s*x pest, and unwarranted high opinion of himself; Democrat standards, he's fantastic. If he can avoid the mental patient movement tics that Governor Greaseball has, he's already a step a head.

Posted by: Nelly at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (6+ehB)

=======

He has name recognition and is comfortable saying (some) unsayable things for the left, like shitting on Obama.

If he ran, he'd go further than most people would assume And a lot further than almost any other white guy in the field.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (BKQOu)

28 >>>When i smoke muh cr*ck, i do it bada**fully, like warrior poet.

lol

it's just so absurd. Lefties are just so neurotic and narcissistic, they're constantly complimenting themselves and gassing themselves up with pure cope bullshit.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (1wjle)

29 Joe Biden f*cked his daughter.........That family is inbred trailer park trash.


OF COURSE Hunter was a drug addled piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (ccf/V)

30 Was Hunter wearing his tighty whities with the gauze pad hanging out?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

31 >>Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?


Didn't we get a story about some DC Stripper Pegging him in a 3 Some, back in the day?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (zPGLA)

32 You've done enough, Hunter. Go away!
Posted by: Archimedes


Ace keeps digging up the corpse of the Biden Family reputation, beating it for 15 minutes with an aluminum baseball bat, then reburying for later abuse.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Av6i5)

33 And this is the loser Brandon used as his most trusted advisor.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (NnhvP)

34
Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."


Sounds like true addiction's never been tried.

Kind of like Socialism.

Hmmmm.

...

Maybe Socialist Addition can become a thing!

Or Addictive Socialism.


ADDICTIVE SOCIALISM

Don't Worry. That Monkey On Your Back Is From The State, And It's Here To Help!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (iJfKG)

35 26 The Jewish paradox. Only thing Jews can't manage to do is keep half-wits from making whacked conspiracy theories about them to justify their Jew hatred.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (kO8hw)

=======

Jews have been running the planet for centuries.

They should be feared because they are ruthless and murder at just a hint of opposition (ask Charlie Kirk!).

Also, I'm going to say mean things about them in public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (BKQOu)

36 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."
----
They are resourceful, resilient, and mission oriented towards one goal only -- their next fix.

When they become "bad** f*cking warriors" it's only because someone is standing between them and their only goal -- their next fix.

This isn't the argument Hunter thinks it is...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (FZ29D)

37 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)

38 How's the old joke construction go? I'd call this guy a scum bag, but that would be insulting to bags of scum everywhere.

Oh, I'm sure he's a badazz warrior....

https://tinyurl.com/3xvkuwdy





Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (Iwv3U)

39 31 >>Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?


Didn't we get a story about some DC Stripper Pegging him in a 3 Some, back in the day?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (zPGLA)

=======

Looks like we have to fight over the definitive of "we"!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (BKQOu)

40 >>>37 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

i'm going to round that up to 100%. It's just more even.

You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Adrian Monk at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (1wjle)

41 Hmm. Does crack cause aneurysms?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (UjdFS)

42 "Did he really? I kind of assumed that. Most massive perverts will eventually experiment with a little bit of everything."

No, he had to do a Robert Downey Jr. in Less Than Zero.

Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (IuIym)

43 fucking a good ass is better than fucking a bad ass. just saying.

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood booty judge at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (oY6Yp)

44 Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)

What's the other 52%?

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (Oy/m2)

45
Ace keeps digging up the corpse of the Biden Family reputation, beating it for 15 minutes with an aluminum baseball bat, then reburying for later abuse.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Av6i5)


That's one corpse that can never be beaten enough.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (iJfKG)

46 >>Looks like we have to fight over the definitive of "we"!


I swear it was covered here.
Where the hell else would I see it?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (zPGLA)

47 46 >>Looks like we have to fight over the definitive of "we"!


I swear it was covered here.
Where the hell else would I see it?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (zPGLA)

=======

PornHub?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (BKQOu)

48 @37 what does 48% gay even mean. You swallow a little less than than half , or you only take half way up the butt?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (rNkEQ)

49 If Democrats sent out a positive hypermasculine role model no one would buy it, plus it would promote masculinity which is a no-no.

So this op does multiple things for them. It associates masculinity with the full fledged shitness of Democrats, while leveraging the strength that naturally comes with it. In the end it's just noise to most people, who just think (unconsciously) "boys will be boys" and "Republicans have a bad boy in Trump, and he's President".

Meanwhile the image of fairy fag asshole twink nasty bitchy haranguing Democrats slowly falls by the wayside because masculinity naturally has the power to move that shit aside. If you don't see it that's fine. It's not meant to be seen.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (yTlP3)

50 Drug addict, stupid as f*ck, famous family, s*x pest, and unwarranted high opinion of himself; Democrat standards, he's fantastic.

Wait until he adopts a Bahstan accent.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (vTZFs)

51 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."
----



That seems like something an asshole would say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

52 >>>37 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

i'm going to round that up to 100%. It's just more even.

You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Adrian Monk at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (1wjle)

Burn the math witch!

We'll allow it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (kO8hw)

53 >>what does 48% gay even mean.


You have the Vespa and the Messenger Bag...

but you are missing the Crocs and Prep Medication.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (zPGLA)

54 It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Av6i5)

55 "I promise you, Dad, I'm all right", and then he went back to his crack pipe.

What a terrible story. Hunter is lucky to still be living, even if the detritus of his life is piled high and deep all around him. Drug dependency is horrible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (ALmBW)

56 Do you suppose Hunter still calls the Ukrainians and the Chinese that used to pay him, trying to set up one more deal?

Posted by: JB1000 at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (L8aM8)

57 Did he suck off Ed Buck?


Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (IuIym)

58 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."
----

That seems like something an asshole would say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

I liked him better as a crackhead.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (kO8hw)

59 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

You gotta keep good records to be that precise.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

60 >>It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.


A 48% Gay Man only gargles on the smaller of the 2 Testicles.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (zPGLA)

61 Who would have ever imagined Hunter would use his Burisma monies for hookers and blow?
I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (l3cgK)

62 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (CQukj)

63
Wait until he adopts a Bahstan accent.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (vTZFs)



Basta!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (ccf/V)

64 I think hunter should pay his debts before he embarks on a political career

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (rNkEQ)

65 >>what does 48% gay even mean.


You have the Vespa and the Messenger Bag...

but you are missing the Crocs and Prep Medication.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (zPGLA)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (kO8hw)

66 >>What's the other 52%?

crackhead

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (viF8m)

67 53 >>what does 48% gay even mean.


You have the Vespa and the Messenger Bag...

but you are missing the Crocs and Prep Medication.


for purposes of apportionment, asian twinks only count as 12/25 of a man....

oh wait, he said "no yellow" so please carry on with the Vespa, etc, etc, etc

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Iwv3U)

68 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."

Then why did we get the retards who lost a bag of coke in the White House? No conscientious coke head loses a bag like that.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (r7+Q7)

69 I liked him better as a crackhead.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (kO8hw)

Yeah, this clarity thing isn't doing him, or the Biden's ,any favors...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (+gK6I)

70 54 It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM

Not necessarily.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)

71 Update: Hunter Says He's "48% Gay" Which Seems Low to Me

Ha! I remember seeing that skit- and it could only have been a skit. It was well done.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (P5C/E)

72 @37 what does 48% gay even mean. You swallow a little less than than half , or you only take half way up the butt?

It means he has the candelabrum, but refuses to wear the feather boa.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

73 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.



"you suck one dick and they label you a fag for life......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)

74 In order to get a proper AoSHQ calibration, we need to know how many % gay garrett is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

75 12/25ths gay. Makes sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (+YoHw)

76 Delaware has much to be proud of.

Posted by: And Scranton! at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (JM9I6)

77 It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM



What a maroon......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)

78 >>what does 48% gay even mean.


You like Cats, but you hate Rent.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (zPGLA)

79 updated with Gay Hunter Biden story

if I wasn't already turned off by gay stuff already, they went and added this seedy degenerate crackhead into the mix

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1wjle)

80 73 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.



"you suck one dick and they label you a fag for life......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)


Well, it works for sheep...

Posted by: Old Man Angus at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (l3cgK)

81 Compare one of the phony accusations against Trump: "He was all over me like an octopus."

To the one against Platner that supposedly knocked him out of the race: "I felt him come inside me".

How do you think those heavily engineered phrases are supposed to hit their target audience (women)?

Look at Sayed who came out of absolutely nowhere and is now being "shocking". Meanwhile he looks like he should be on the cover of Swarthy Minotaur II.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (yTlP3)

82 I'm LMAOing here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (kO8hw)

83 >>You like Cats, but you hate Rent.

Perfect. You're like an expert on this question.

no but seriously, funny gag

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1wjle)

84 I think hunter should pay his debts before he embarks on a political career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (rNkEQ)




How do you think he plans on paying off his debts?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)

85 Norm MacDonald: the worst job in the world was named this week.
Last year's winner crack whore was beaten themis year by the new winner; crack whore trainee

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (rNkEQ)

86 79 updated with Gay Hunter Biden story

if I wasn't already turned off by gay stuff already, they went and added this seedy degenerate crackhead into the mix

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1wjle)

It's never the hot, busty lesbians kinda gay either, is it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

87 56 Do you suppose Hunter still calls the Ukrainians and the Chinese that used to pay him, trying to set up one more deal?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for THAT conversation.

Hunter: Let's talk about a deal.
China: You been heah foah ye-ah! You go away now!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)

88 >>>It means he has the candelabrum, but refuses to wear the feather boa.

hah. He'll buy the antique tiffany lamp but he draws the line at the macrame doiley.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (1wjle)

89 48% gay.

You only take it to SOME of the hairs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)

90 34 Maybe Socialist Addition can become a thing!

Or Addictive Socialism.


ADDICTIVE SOCIALISM


don't forget to take your soma, comrade.

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (oY6Yp)

91 This thread is Gay...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (+gK6I)

92 18% of 50 is equal to 50% of 18. Now you have no excuse for figuring out the tip in your head.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (QNl6I)

93 Gays have got to be saying ,"AIDS was bad enough now we get this guy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (rNkEQ)

94 >>>It's never the hot, busty lesbians kinda gay either, is it?

Few such cases.

Posted by: Elon Musk at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (1wjle)

95 what does 48% gay even mean.
--------

He licks only one testicle at a time.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (yTlP3)

96 Thanks to TJM and JackStraw.

=========

What an odd thing to be thanked for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (BKQOu)

97 Pardon me while I go vomit.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (omubJ)

98
Yeah, this clarity thing isn't doing him, or the Biden's ,any favors...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (+gK6I)



It's like he's doing the 12 Steps Backwards.

Maybe The Anti-12 Steps.

Step 1: We admitted that crack was awesome, and that we were like 48% gay.

...
...

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (iJfKG)

99 He's only sorta into that new Eagles flaming cheerleader.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)

100 Incidentally, if Ukraine loses, can we pin it on the money they gave to this sleazeball? Because that would have Democrat heads exploding world wide.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

101 No wonder Carlson likes him.

Posted by: PG at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (5VhNB)

102 84 How do you think he plans on paying off his debts?

it thought that's what the "art" was for.

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (oY6Yp)

103 "Why are you gay?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (bFu5X)

104 Charlie Sheen 2.0 incoming?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (9ZFZd)

105 I believe if he runs for office he would get most of the college kids vote. And probably the professors.

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (rxS1L)

106 This "drug addicts are resourceful" shit is annoying.

No, they are lazy scum who have no problem fucking people over. This is not resourceful, it is a complete lack of morals, ethics, honor or dignity.

It only seems resourceful because when not in need of a fix they don't have the resources to clean their own filth.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (pl+91)

107 Gays have got to be saying ,"AIDS was bad enough now we get this guy"

And don't forget, AIDS was an Anthony Fauci production. Complete with him pushing a fake treatment that doesn't work and was probably harmful.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

108 You Drumpf-lovers know that your precious Constitution only allowed slaves to be 3/5ths gay, right?

Posted by: Syd at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (1wjle)

109 102 84 How do you think he plans on paying off his debts?

it thought that's what the "art" was for.

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (oY6Yp)

Like Kumala, one suck at a time?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (l3cgK)

110 I still marvel that we survived Biden.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (ntaXS)

111 Yeah, this clarity thing isn't doing him, or the Biden's, any favors...

I think that he is broke and desperate.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (aD4fx)

112 Hunter was close friends with Andrew Gillum?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (ccf/V)

113 the hot, busty lesbians
Lebsians, LEBSIANS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (UBJvm)

114 What Hunter's comment tells me is that some of the whores he was banging while cracked out turned out to be trannies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (rNkEQ)

115 73 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.
=====================
I can help and am going to work long and hard. On Hunter.

Posted by: President For Life Barack I, therapist at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (vwlv+)

116 Beasley then asked if Hunter was "more or less than 50 percent" gay -- and the ex-first son said, "48.6 percent."

The podcaster then wanted to know if he'd be Hunter's "type."

"A little bit more masculine would be my type, if I was gay," Hunter responded.


You sit on a dozen corporate boards and they don't call you an entrepreneur but suck one cock...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (4NO2D)

117 >>>99 He's only sorta into that new Eagles flaming cheerleader.

I thought you must mean a hot new cheerleader so I searched and as I hit the search button I realized "oh he means a gay dude."

I thought maybe she used torches in her dance or something.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

118 I still marvel that we survived Biden.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (ntaXS)



We are pretty resilient. We survived 8 years of Owebama.

We do need to stop making it a habit of surviving Administrations, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (ccf/V)

119 Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM

If you were so convinced by your own massive logic, you wouldn't need to post this, Paul. Inflation surged under Biden. Also, I thought the Demons ( Dems) had a lock on black voters . Sounds like
The man whose daughter was disabled by illegal alien truck driver isn't voting for Dems. Dems want open borders for illegal voters.

Posted by: Not Paul at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (tfu2S)

120 This is the 2nd really nice Ben Shapiro backatcha within the past few days:

https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

Background story:

https://tinyurl.com/5ey2d3mk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (skLNB)

121 113 the hot, busty lesbians
Lebsians, LEBSIANS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (UBJvm)

Libsians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (l3cgK)

122 Maybe Hunter can use some of that Burisma money on his old man's library?

He's getting a library, right? Maybe?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (2Cry5)

123 What Hunter's comment tells me is that some of the whores he was banging while cracked out turned out to be trannies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (rNkEQ)

Yeah. "Turned out".

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (yTlP3)

124 Were there any questions concerning his possible access to Commander Auto-Pen, or about that little bag of coke on a White House counter?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (rj6Yv)

125 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)

126 119 If you were so convinced by your own massive logic, you wouldn't need to post this, Paul. Inflation surged under Biden. Also, I thought the Demons ( Dems) had a lock on black voters . Sounds like
The man whose daughter was disabled by illegal alien truck driver isn't voting for Dems. Dems want open borders for illegal voters.

Posted by: Not Paul at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (tfu2S)

=======

"Inflation is under control. It was 9% under Trump, but Biden got it down to the normal 3%."
-Paul, 3 years ago

"Inflation is out of control. It's now 3%."
-Paul, today

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (BKQOu)

127
You wouldn't believe how many times he elected to 'work' off his debt rather than pay it off.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's crack dealer at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (q83gU)

128 Bragging that you were on the board of a company who's business you know nothing about because you were on the board of 14 other company's who's business you know nothing about isn't quite the brag he thinks it is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)

129 Is there video of the interview? The "48%" gay thing might have just been a quip.

Hunter is many many things, almost all of them bad, but if he was gay there would be some hard evidence of that somewhere.

I mean, there's mountains of pics of him doing crack, getting physical with whores, and other illegal conduct. If he was gay, there would be evidence. I think.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

130
I thought you must mean a hot new cheerleader so I searched and as I hit the search button I realized "oh he means a gay dude."

I thought maybe she used torches in her dance or something.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

Sure you did...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (+gK6I)

131 It's too bad that the story that a University of Delaware art student was suing Hunter for failing to pay her for "his" art pieces turned out to be a hoax.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (aD4fx)

132 And this guy has a young wife and kid. What a scuzz.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (lJ0H4)

133 The 'picture' posted here of Hunter and Caroline Ellison is one of the great moments in AOSHQ history.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

134 We need much, much moar Bidens. Especially in the next few months.

Get out there and defend your legacy!

Posted by: MJ at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (XOmY9)

135 Prolapse Paul is a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (+YoHw)

136 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)

His name. This is all being done with the blessing of that scumbag party.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (yTlP3)

137 129 Is there video of the interview? The "48%" gay thing might have just been a quip.

Hunter is many many things, almost all of them bad, but if he was gay there would be some hard evidence of that somewhere.

I mean, there's mountains of pics of him doing crack, getting physical with whores, and other illegal conduct. If he was gay, there would be evidence. I think.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

ISWYDT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (l3cgK)

138 What is relevant about Hunter?
_-_
Only thing I can think of is "Who was he aaactually working for?" You don't pull the level of crap he and his father did without being in a jail cell unless the work was state-approved in some manner.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (omubJ)

139 48% gay means bisexual.
Hunter is as dumb as his old man he just has gotten dementia yet.

I’m sure the crack didn’t help that future prognosis.

Which means that Hunter would be a perfect future US Senate candidate for Maryland, New York, Oregon or California.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (6ydKt)

140 Sure you did...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (+gK6I)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (yTlP3)

141 This is the 2nd really nice Ben Shapiro backatcha within the past few days:

https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

===

who is the old lady ?

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)

142 Who is Ashley showering with now?

Posted by: Axe Bodywash at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (JM9I6)

143 I'm not gay! I have sex with crack dealers but I have relationships with women.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (4NO2D)

144
135 Prolapse Paul is a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (+YoHw)

========

Was the first clue his preferred meal?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (BKQOu)

145 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)
________

Nothing. But keeping him in the news is advantageous to our side. It's a reminder of what a total scumbag he and his dad are, and how lucky we are that Trump butt-plugged the brown whore in November 2024.

Plus, he's no fan of the current crop of Democraps, and isn't shy about saying it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

146 "little bit gay"

Maybe I'm just old fashioned or don't understand something, but to me, being ghey is more of a binary than a scale - you're either attracted to the same sex or you're not.

I really hate this current trope in TV and moobies that if two males are close, obviously they have the hots for each other. As if comradery or brotherhood necessarily involves sexual attraction.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

147 Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM





You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V)

148 I thought you must mean a hot new cheerleader so I searched and as I hit the search button I realized "oh he means a gay dude."

I thought maybe she used torches in her dance or something.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

Sure you did...


Not to worry. We'll remember the search, and who made it.

Posted by: Google at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

149 145
Nothing. But keeping him in the news is advantageous to our side. It's a reminder of what a total scumbag he and his dad are, and how lucky we are that Trump butt-plugged the brown whore in November 2024.

Plus, he's no fan of the current crop of Democraps, and isn't shy about saying it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Democrats have largely moved into this territory where they pretend Biden's presidency didn't happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (BKQOu)

150 Nothing new. And going nowhere.

But his former wife and his sister have non-profits in D.C.

His oldest daughter, Naomi, works as an associate attorney at the Washington, D.C. law firm Arnold & Porter.

Among other positions, her lawyer husband was a legal intern at the Office of General Counsel of the U.S. House of Representatives and a legal intern at the U.S. Department of Justice. He may still serve with the US Army's Judge Advocate General's Corps (JAG Corps).

Finnegan Biden, the middle of his oldest three daughters, was reported to be working on global environmental initiatives at Bloomberg Philanthropies.

The youngest of that group, Roberta 'Maisy' Biden works as a fine artist.

And his youngest daughter's support was attached to his art sales. What a shame.

But rest assured, there will be trashy Bidens around for quite a while.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (NFX2v)

151 143 I'm not gay! I have sex with crack dealers but I have relationships with women.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (4NO2D)

Now I always hear the response to that in Ice T's voice.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

152 Dawn Light is cooked.

She had backed up her car to the courthouse's rear parking lot. She allowed the police to search her phone and in the deleted photo folder they found a video of people leaving the courthouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (2GVsD)

153 ....... but if you suck only one dick ...

Posted by: Only the punchline at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (KC5Lt)

154 He's a scumbag who is proud of it and wants everyone to know he is proud of it.

The whole lot of them are diabolical.

Decent people are repulsed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (RIvkX)

155 Tucker is such a fraud and a user. He pretended to dislike the Biden’s to his audience when he knowingly knew he had asked Hunter to write a letter of recommendation for his son Buckley, addressed to Georgetown’s president. Hunter told Tucker he would "do anything you would like me to do"

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (1sJit)

156 It all boils down to, he's a homo.

You bang or get banged by a dude. Homo

You dress up as a woman because you want dudes to bang you. Homo.

Just because you bag a hooker on occasion, you're still a homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (ccf/V)

157 Relevance:

Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens

Of that group, you must pick one, who would you choose to be your neighbor?

PRIORITIES

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (VQ0bX)

158 I really hate this current trope in TV and moobies that if two males are close, obviously they have the hots for each other. As if comradery or brotherhood necessarily involves sexual attraction.

Right?!

Posted by: Alexander the Great at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

159 But rest assured, there will be trashy Bidens around for quite a while.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM



Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (4NO2D)

160 Funny how he's so qualified, that no one wants to hire him now that the Big Guy has no influence in government anymore.

Posted by: toddg at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (HsIYU)

161 Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (1sJit)

Yet there are still people who insist Tucker "went crazy"

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (yTlP3)

162 >>>155 Tucker is such a fraud and a user. He pretended to dislike the Biden’s to his audience when he knowingly knew he had asked Hunter to write a letter of recommendation for his son Buckley, addressed to Georgetown’s president. Hunter told Tucker he would "do anything you would like me to do"

Yup. Grifters grifters and more grifters. Politics is full of them. They're attracted to the field because you can have influence without actually being good at anything.

That's what drew me.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

163 156 It all boils down to, he's a homo.

You bang or get banged by a dude. Homo

You dress up as a woman because you want dudes to bang you. Homo.

Just because you bag a hooker on occasion, you're still a homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (ccf/V)

Not necessarily...

Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (l3cgK)

164 He's getting a library, right? Maybe?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
_________

The bookmobile is beyond their funding. Maybe Dr. Jill can put a little Biden library box in front of the house.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (XvL8K)

165 Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?

Navy, I think is now eating solid food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)

166 159. Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?
Posted by: toby928(c)

So far, just the dead.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (NFX2v)

167 who is the old lady ?

I think it's the "feed the birds" lady from Mary Poppins -- a crank but a genial and harmless one.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (vTZFs)

168 This is the 2nd really nice Ben Shapiro backatcha within the past few days:

https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

Background story:

https://tinyurl.com/5ey2d3mk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (skLNB)
___________

Those guys are fags ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

169 I'd also avoid people who are 48% surgeons. Just a tip.

Oh, and Hunter's are was also shit.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Sco7b)

170 That's what drew me.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

Now now. We won't be having any of that.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (yTlP3)

171 who is the old lady ?
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)
=====

The Bird Lady from Mary Poppins

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (RIvkX)

172 "The podcaster then wanted to know if he'd be Hunter's "type." A little bit more masculine would be my type, if I was gay," Hunter responded."

How about that. Biden likes to play catcher. Who knew. I had him pegged as a tight end.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (LBYNq)

173 I'm betting Hunter and Ashley did 'stuff'.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (KC5Lt)

174 Yup. Grifters grifters and more grifters. Politics is full of them. They're attracted to the field because you can have influence without actually being good at anything.

That's what drew me.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM



and the free dental.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (4NO2D)

175 Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (4NO2D)

Don't look now, but the prophet Samuel warned about this a long time ago.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (wxsGM)

176 174 and the free dental.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (4NO2D)

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Lisa needs braces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (BKQOu)

177 The story about the depths of Hunter Biden's depravity is not interesting. The answer to the question of who was he working for is.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (omubJ)

178 Mommy, will Grandpa and Gramma be inviting us to trick-or-treat in Wilmington or Rehoboth Beach this year?

Posted by: Little Navy Joan at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (JM9I6)

179 Wow so many artists in that family.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (yTlP3)

180 Remember how we used to make fun of Billy Carter because he was a bit goofy and probably drank a little too much beer?

We've graduated to crack, whores, indiscriminate sexual ambiguity, fraud, nepotism and more than likely a dozen other less than savory activities.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)

181 Little bit country > little bit gay (even 48%)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (2Cry5)

182 Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?

David French

Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (3cUTc)

183 "I was qualified to be on the board of Burisma because I was on the board of 14 other organizations I wasn't qualified for."

Peak crackhead logic.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (y3mLl)

184 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

185 who is the old lady ?
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)

that's from Home Alone 2. The actress was also Charlie MacKenzie's mom in So I Married an Axe Murderer. Forget her name, but she was Irish.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (PSEDc)

186 The Bird Lady was Brenda Fricker who played pigeon lady in Home Alone 2, along with the star Donald Trump. She died recently

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (rNkEQ)

187 180 Remember how we used to make fun of Billy Carter because he was a bit goofy and probably drank a little too much beer?

We've graduated to crack, whores, indiscriminate sexual ambiguity, fraud, nepotism and more than likely a dozen other less than savory activities.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)

Everyday, we stray further and further away from God's light.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Rl7KJ)

188 Finnegan Biden, the middle of his oldest three daughters

I laughed out loud. Finnegan was the puppet dog on the kids' TV show Mr Dressup.

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (Q6P2R)

189 48% gay does sound like a bleg for someone to "turn" him.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (yTlP3)

190
The Bird Lady's from "Home Alone 2" but I'm not getting what the clawback is here.

Maybe cuz Little Ben is supposed to be Macauley Culkin in that lower picture???

Excuse the stupid, but I still don't get it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (iJfKG)

191 182 Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?

David French

Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (3cUTc)

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Well, David French is just a Democrat, so anything to go after Trump.

But the wider response amounting to, "We meant all the illegal aliens, and we definitely meant it, but not Milo because he was on our side! Trump targeted him because Milo was so effective against Trump!" That's funny shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (BKQOu)

192 >>> Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?
David French
Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

wow. Thank you for that.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (1wjle)

193 CBD, can we get a week of Biden crack-art?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:43 PM (LBYNq)

194 192 >>> Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?
David French
Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

wow. Thank you for that.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (1wjle)

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"Milo felt fear while being interviewed. Therefore he should stay in America forever."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

195 I think it's the "feed the birds" lady from Mary Poppins -- a crank but a genial and harmless one.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (vTZFs)

I mean the other one, next to Shapiro 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:43 PM (g47mK)

196 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens
-----------
Illegal alien Muslim Indians.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 01:44 PM (amcLV)

197 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)



Hysterical.

They made him do the No No Square dance......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:44 PM (ccf/V)

198 The Pigeon Sisters are the only actors who were in The
Odd Couple Broadway play, movie, and TV series.

Posted by: Bird Facts at September 02, 2026 01:44 PM (JM9I6)

199 What Hunter's comment tells me is that some of the whores he was banging while cracked out turned out to be trannies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (rNkEQ)

Undoubtedly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (1z8ji)

200 Cash bail of $50,000 and barring Dawn Light from coming anywhere near the courthouse is what the prosecutors want.

Defense attorney protesting the bail. Saying Dawn is on a fixed income and $50,000 is excessive. Law abiding citizen. That she only wanted a photo of Lindsay Clancy.

Judge drops the bail, imposes the courthouse restriction, and bans Dawn Light from trying to publish any photos.

Not guilty plea entered. Released on personal recognizance. Court date is Oct 15th.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)

201 To continue the gay theme Milo is married to and banging a black dude.
Thus endeth the gay theme

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (rNkEQ)

202 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens

===

Who would you..FMK ? in what order ??

Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (g47mK)

203 Women are not required to pretend they are sexually interested in men they're not attracted to, but men are now required by the left to pretend they're sexually interested in other men. And sometimes more than just pretend.


You mean unless they're a lesbian and a dude in a dress claims they're a lesbian. Then the lesbian better be willing to suck the feminine penis lest they be a terf.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3tZV2)

204 David French
@DavidAFrench
·
18h
This is one reason why the attack on empathy is so evil. If we have to wait for person after person to experience the brutality of this administration before we wake up, then we'll inflict an immense amount of pain on our country. But if, instead, we could place ourselves in the shoes of the immigrant in chains, then we can see the injustice more plainly.

And no, this does not mean that we can't or shouldn't deport illegal immigrants when appropriate. It doesn't mean we must have open borders. But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)

205 196 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens
_-_

Naw, first the people who invited them here.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (omubJ)

206 TJM, how about a deep dive on Richard Brooks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (LBYNq)

207 David French. Someone said it perfectly, only about Jonah Goldberg.

David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V)

208 You mean unless they're a lesbian and a dude in a dress claims they're a lesbian. Then the lesbian better be willing to suck the feminine penis lest they be a terf.

I'm not smart enough to understand that sentence. Can you make a flow diagram?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

209 why is $20 roll of Trump coins cost 61 ? and that's without shipping charges. is this normal?

Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)

210 "I was qualified to be on the board of Burisma because I was on the board of 14 other organizations I wasn't qualified for."
-----

[splutter...splutter]
I was on the Amtrak Board of Directors!

Posted by: Hunter at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

211 Dawn Light? Is Dawn dishwashing liquid fattening?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (rNkEQ)

212 ironically tho, most crackheads I know grew up in an impoverished rust belt hellscape while he grew up in the lap of luxury. Crack is truly the great equalizer

Being "gay for pay" loses its excuse factor when you have Biden mone

I feel like I should hate him, but I don't. like id meet him at an LA deep dubstep warehouse rave participating in a dmt competition, just because. thats the vibe i get.

Should the one-drop rule apply here? 🤔

Hunter has been on a shitposting rampage lately. Alright, what's the bet that he posts here. A shit poster, kind of gay.... Come on. I'm hearing one of us, one of us.

Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)

213 204
And no, this does not mean that we can't or shouldn't deport illegal immigrants when appropriate. It doesn't mean we must have open borders. But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)

========

Flagging people with overstayed visas at airports, arresting them, interviewing them, and deporting them to their home country is brutality?

Is David French just a parody at this point?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (BKQOu)

214 Most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around." Yes. Yes they are, and all that is devoted to finding and using drugs. It is a singular talent that excludes everything else.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (QaH55)

215 off silliness !

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (g47mK)

216 Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens

===

Who would you..FMK ? in what order ??
Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (g47mK)



K muslhams.

The rest can f*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

217 "We shouldn't have open borders, but all enforcement of closed borders is brutality and shouldn't happen so that we end up with open borders."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (BKQOu)

218 Okay, people asked and I have a moment while a PKF is being created.

Ladies and Gentlemen!!

I present to you the art work of HUNTER BIDEN!!!

https://tinyurl.com/wczfx2pc


Sorry, Hadrian. One actually has dogs....so technically...art.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Sco7b)

219 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens


Note that these are heavily overlapping groups so you really don't have to choose only one.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (vTZFs)

220 I would not be surprised if Tucker is 48% gay.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (1sJit)

221 "Immigrant in Chains"?

Oh spare me, fag.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (yTlP3)

222 Smell

See my #200 for an update.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (2GVsD)

223 Meaning he sucked dick for crack?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

In Hunter's defense, he likes crack a lot.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (88C+u)

224 Was it ever figured out who left that baggie of cocaine in the White House?

Asking for the Autopen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)

225 But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)
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You brute, you brute, you brute, you brute!!!

Posted by: That gay dancer in Blazing Saddles at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (amcLV)

226 212
Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)

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He said mean things about Obama. He's obviously racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (BKQOu)

227 In Hunter's defense, he likes crack a lot.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM


Not yellow, though!

Posted by: Hunter Brandon at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)

228 David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM



I snorted out loud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4NO2D)

229 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

230 Dawn Light? Is Dawn dishwashing liquid fattening?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (rNkEQ)


20% less filling than Tide pods.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)

231 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

232 David French would clone himself just to see his clone also get cucked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (2GVsD)

233 Massad F Ayob says that "once you've sucked a dick you're a dick sucker

Pretty much covers Bribem the boi

You reckon he's been to the 0berry and Me-shell Davis school of dance?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (jrgJz)

234 I present to you the art work of HUNTER BIDEN!!!

https://tinyurl.com/wczfx2pc



It's shit. Literally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (ccf/V)

235 Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison


Explains a lot actually.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (vTZFs)

236 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM


Your manscaping fools them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

237 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (KC5Lt)

238 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)



He gives it 110%.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (ccf/V)

239 Reminder that Hunter Biden copped to taking a dildo up the 'chute when he was attending the Hustler Club. Not many 100% severe heterosexuals could consider this. Maybe a fierce one like Booker.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (88C+u)

240 Smell
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM


It's penguins all the way down, Jake.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

241 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.

Do you use Dapper Dan or Fop?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

242 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM



So you're a metrosexual.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

243 206 TJM, how about a deep dive on Richard Brooks.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

And the Mitchell Brothers.

Posted by: Rated X at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (JM9I6)

244 David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM


I snorted out loud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4NO2D)
_____

I think David French is more likely to want to participate in the sessions where the bull services his wife ... participate by helping service the bull.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

245 What percent gay is Talacreepo?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Well, to start, he drives a rented pickup up truck in his political ads...

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (LBYNq)

246 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

Too bad it's on Twatter, and not viewable to normal humans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (1z8ji)

247 He gives it 110%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM


But not recommended.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)

248 His grandfather did anything for attention and a buck (see that in Biden's sister and brothers) as did his father. His brother was no saint.

Once his mother - who seemed like a lovely, bright young woman - was killed, he probably never had a chances left to grow up & become a real man.

I have doubts psychopathy can be easily bred out of the entire family.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

249 I would not be surprised if Tucker is 48% gay.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (1sJit)

Interesting you say that, because I believe in his all boys school days , when he was never sober, failed every class, and instead smoked and ingested everything available to rich nepo boys in private boys' school of the 80s, he most likely experienced some manlove.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (g47mK)

250 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (KC5Lt)
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The ones he had someone else paint and then stiffed her of her promised percentage?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (amcLV)

251 218 Okay, people asked and I have a moment while a PKF is being created.

Ladies and Gentlemen!!

I present to you the art work of HUNTER BIDEN!!!

https://tinyurl.com/wczfx2pc


Sorry, Hadrian. One actually has dogs....so technically...art.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Sco7b)

I've seen worse on CBD's art thread...

Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (l3cgK)

252 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (KC5Lt)

Anyone ever seen him paint it

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (yTlP3)

253
I snorted out loud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4NO2D)



It still makes me laugh uncontrollably. I'm doing a tremendous disservice by not remembering who posted that originally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

254 I've been hit on by gay dudes a lot when I was younger, but none of them were in my league so...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (RIvkX)

255 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM


So you're a metrosexual.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)
_______

Back when that term was in favor ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

256 Man, you sip one penis, and you're forever labeled.

Posted by: 48% Gay at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

257 246 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

Great news everybody!!

America's NUMBER ONE trading partner!!
Mexico.

I looked it up. Great job my Canadian retarded leaders. Golf clap. Great job!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)

258 > David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V)
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David French has a woman? For real?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

259 Posted by: Hunter Brandon

-----------------

That's funny right there.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (VkY89)

260 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

I'm naturally straight, but I'm gay by injection.

- Talacreepo

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (PGK1w)

261 Welp. Nothing to see here...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (omubJ)

262 He gives it 110%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM

But not recommended.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)
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Go to 110%.

Posted by: Captain First Class Tupolev at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (amcLV)

263
The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM

Your manscaping fools them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)



Well, that...and his sequined lederhosen.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (iJfKG)

264 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

Yes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)

265 🎶 In The Navy! 🎵

Posted by: The Village Bidens at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (R0XxO)

266 Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)


This same poster probably thinks Trump is mentally incompetent and therefore should be removed from office because the country can't survive a mentally-incompetent president.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (H+Qqa)

267 "I was qualified to be on the board of Burisma because I was on the board of 14 other organizations I wasn't qualified for."

Peak crackhead logic.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (y3mLl)


Honestly though, this is how William Perry , Henry Kissinger, Sam Nunn, Bill Frist, Gary Roughead, Jim Mattis got on the board of directors for Theranos, and how the various wastrel crotchfruit of every President for the last 50 years wound up being "deeply committed" to various international organization, multinational and NGO in the world at executive rates

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (rbvCR)

268 sequined lederhosen

Okay, I actually guffawed at the image.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (4NO2D)

269 246 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

Too bad it's on Twatter, and not viewable to normal humans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (1z8ji)

I use twitterviewer dot net
...

Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

270 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

Like Liberace dapper ??

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (g47mK)

271 125 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)


Democrats are so messed up, Hunter Biden has a real chance to be their 2028 Presidential nominee. I'm no ellipsis, but I see a pattern forming in the clouds where they're going to use a soap opera in their ticket to distract from their contemptible policies. Alexandira Ocasio-Cortez is setting things up for a romance-and-fertility drama, which if she has an unmarried or philandering running mate, could even cross over with his drama. Hunter would be perfect.

Posted by: SciVo at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (ke3zm)

272 why is $20 roll of Trump coins cost 61 ? and that's without shipping charges. is this normal?
Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)

Because they are not real coins. They are "merch", meaning branded shit you buy to show your support. Like football jerseys, for example.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (1z8ji)

273 "I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"
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And a Gemini WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (Fi81e)

274 Now with 48% more gayness!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

275 266 Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)

This same poster probably thinks Trump is mentally incompetent and therefore should be removed from office because the country can't survive a mentally-incompetent president.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (H+Qqa)

=======

People like authenticity.

Hunter is authentic.

He's authentically a corrupt crackhead, but that's more authentic than 99% of politicians worldwide.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (BKQOu)

276 and how the various wastrel crotchfruit of every President for the last 50 years wound up being "deeply committed" to various international organization, multinational and NGO in the world at executive rates
Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (rbvCR)

The hell you say.

Posted by: Neil "Yes Yellow" Bush at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (88C+u)

277
I'm surprised at Hunter Biden's artwork. It ain't shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

278 Anyone ever seen him paint it
Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (yTlP3)

No idea but there are photos of him painting by blowing through a straw. Ironic now that he says he's 48% Gay.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (KC5Lt)

279 Well I'm sure he had to shower with Joe too, so that would turn you to drugs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (n5tGW)

280
I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)



That's the one I've been using as well. Seems to work alright.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

281 277
I'm surprised at Hunter Biden's artwork. It ain't shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

Same here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (l3cgK)

282 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

Yes, married to Nancy French since the 1990s, according to the interwebs.

They have 3 offspring, but given David's...proclivities, it's an open question how many of those are genetically related to David.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

283 I'll go as high as 15%. I can't go any higher.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (Fi81e)

284 A $20 roll of Trump coins is not the same as in town.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (QaH55)

285 280
I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)


That's the one I've been using as well. Seems to work alright.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

Alright is good enough for me...I have low expectations these days...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (l3cgK)

286 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

Like Liberace dapper ??
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (g47mK)
______

Like Christian Bale in American Psycho ... except my braces are way cooler than his. I have about 20 Trafalgar braces.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

287 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.

After waiting* for the page to load, it looks like the hallway of any community college art department. There were a couple sprinkled in there that weren't total cookie-cutter crap.

* You'd think a member of 15 BoDs could afford a better hosting service. He should inquire with Pixy.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (vTZFs)

288 282 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

Yes, married to Nancy French since the 1990s, according to the interwebs.

They have 3 offspring, but given David's...proclivities, it's an open question how many of those are genetically related to David.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

=======

They divorced recently, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (BKQOu)

289 No idea but there are photos of him painting by blowing through a straw. Ironic now that he says he's 48% Gay.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (KC5Lt)

What color was the material in the straw

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (yTlP3)

290 Was anybody injured in the art thread?

I just got here.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (Fi81e)

291 It all boils down to, he's a homo.

You bang or get banged by a dude. Homo

You dress up as a woman because you want dudes to bang you. Homo.

Just because you bag a hooker on occasion, you're still a homo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM


To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)

292 I'm surprised at Hunter Biden's artwork. It ain't shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

Same here.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (l3cgK)
__________

Looks like AI, though

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

293 No idea but there are photos of him painting by blowing through a straw.

You have no idea how many times he painted in inside of his sinuses before getting it right.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:00 PM (vTZFs)

294 I don't think David and Nancy divorced, although since I asked Brave AI, my browser likely thinks I'm a gossipy closeted gay myself.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 02:00 PM (88C+u)

295 288 282 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

Yes, married to Nancy French since the 1990s, according to the interwebs.

They have 3 offspring, but given David's...proclivities, it's an open question how many of those are genetically related to David.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

=======

They divorced recently, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (BKQOu)

https://youtu.be/FMa7Sdzcf7o

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)

296 Also, did anybody sustain an aesthetic injury from Hunter Biden's painting?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

297
To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)



He was a scholar.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (ccf/V)

298 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)

299 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

The typical terms are "beard" or "lavender marriage." Or she is a lazy gold-digger and figured she could lead a relatively comfortable life leeching off him while still sleeping with hot dudes.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (neR8a)

300 "Aesthetic Injury".

Same energy as "America has to stop meming, first."

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

301 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)



Hunter is the Milli Vanilli of the Art World?


No way.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (ccf/V)

302 I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

And how does one do that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (1z8ji)

303 He was a scholar.......
Posted by: Sponge

My favorite line of his is from Ford Fairlane:

"So many assholes, so few bullets."

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

304 297
To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)


He was a scholar.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (ccf/V)

Kinda like not being possible to be a little bit pregnant...you either are or aren't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK)

305 Too bad it's on Twatter, and not viewable to normal humans.

I think maybe since bigfooting Xcancel, they might have loosened up a bit. I was able to watch the video on X.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (vTZFs)

306
If Hunter were really smart he could have pulled something off like this:


Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@christopherrufo

EXCLUSIVE: A respiratory therapist named Curtis Kurkova billed California Medicaid $40 million, then spent millions on sports cars, private jets, luxury resorts, and an enormous mansion next to the Kardashian house.

The experts told us it had all the red flags for fraud.

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (kX27y)

307 In April 2026, Hunter’s legal representation filed documents indicating he was "living abroad" in Cape Town, South Africa—where Melissa is originally from.
Hunter even mentioned in a podcast appearance around that timeframe that he had been spending time in Cape Town and had "fallen madly in love" with the city.
Shortly after those filings, investigative reports by outlets like the New York Post revealed that the couple was not actually permanently residing in South Africa.
Sources close to the family disclosed that the South Africa story was a "ruse" to deflect creditors. In reality, Hunter and Melissa have been holed up at a luxury 8,000-acre estate in Santa Ynez, California (about two hours north of Los Angeles).

Now that's scary 'cause how is he pulling that off?

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (NFX2v)

308 Like Christian Bale in American Psycho ... except my braces are way cooler than his. I have about 20 Trafalgar braces.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM


*nods approvingly*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (bFu5X)

309 I know this, if he banged his niece, he's 100% pedo.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

310 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.


https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

311 304 297
To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)

UNLESS it's your own!

But that's a lot of yoga.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)

312
My favorite line of his is from Ford Fairlane:

"So many assholes, so few bullets."
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)



Very underrated movie, that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (ccf/V)

313 https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

===

who is the old lady ?
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)
====================
A character from "Home Alone" iirc

Posted by: President For Life Barack I, therapist at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (yE2CW)

314 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)

Would not be surprised but assume that would be huge news since people paid six figures for some of the pieces. Though of course that was also money laundering.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (KC5Lt)

315 309 I know this, if he banged his niece, he's 100% pedo.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

Some of the released photos from his laptop seem to strongly imply it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (l3cgK)

316 And yet Oblahblah still polls as.the most popular person in the US, allegedly

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (bX16E)

317 It's like that joke, "you design one house, no one calls you an architect; you fix one car, no one calls you a mechanic; but you suck one dick and everyone calls you a fag."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (3cUTc)

318 Also, did anybody sustain an aesthetic injury from Hunter Biden's painting?
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)
==================
Alert John Roberts!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (yE2CW)

319 OT: I am trying to find a cheap flight from Great Falls to Ft. Worth for the MoMee. No luck. Cheapest flight from my AO is around 750 bucks CDN.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (1z8ji)

320 310 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.


https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)

321 I think David French is more likely to want to participate in the sessions where the bull services his wife ... participate by helping service the bull.
--
More likely, he'd be fussing at the bull to take more hydration breaks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (3cUTc)

322 It's like that joke, "you design one house, no one calls you an architect; you fix one car, no one calls you a mechanic; but you suck one dick and everyone calls you a fag."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (3cUTc)
---
"But you fuck just one goat..."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

323 There is no corpse and they deserve to be exposed every day of the week.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (NFX2v)

324 319 OT: I am trying to find a cheap flight from Great Falls to Ft. Worth for the MoMee. No luck. Cheapest flight from my AO is around 750 bucks CDN.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (1z8ji)

=======

It's the anti-Canadian meme surcharge that Carney is waging against the American people that won't affect the Canadian people at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (BKQOu)

325 Podcasts are less than a dime a dozen now. Everyone and their uncle has a podcast. About every other “news” story on yahoo is some “scoop” about how some semi-famous person said this or that on some podcast no one has ever heard of…. We live in a retarded society

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (3sMS0)

326 Well, if they ever need something to break through this physical reality and enter transdimensional space, Hunter's laptop could probably get the job done

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (88C+u)

327 317 It's like that joke, "you design one house, no one calls you an architect; you fix one car, no one calls you a mechanic; but you suck one dick and everyone calls you a fag."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (3cUTc)

Or willing let another man suck yours...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (l3cgK)

328

https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)



HOUNDED out of public life.

Someone call the ASPCA. She looks like those starving dogs in the commercials......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (ccf/V)

329 I think maybe since bigfooting Xcancel, they might have loosened up a bit. I was able to watch the video on X.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (vTZFs)

Did not work for me. I get a big popup demanding I join Twatter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (1z8ji)

330 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.


https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM


Seriously. Someone get that kid a sammich or five, stat!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (bFu5X)

331 If Carney finds memes too painful, Canada provides a final solution for that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

332 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.


https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)
_____

The only question in my mind is if she dies by suicide or OD ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

333 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

334 Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)

I hope she'll be alright. She was really cute on 'Victorious'. 'Sam and Cat' was pretty annoying. They did have Laverne and Shirley show up one episode.

Girl looks like hell now.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

335 Airfares are up big YOY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

336
UNLESS it's your own!

But that's a lot of yoga.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)



I have zero desire to suck my or any other dick.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (ccf/V)

337 Did not work for me. I get a big popup demanding I join Twatter.

I got that but it went away when I clicked elsewhere on the page.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vTZFs)

338
The only question in my mind is if she dies by suicide or OD ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)



Starvation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (ccf/V)

339 "But you fuck just one goat..."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

That makes you Islamist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (dK+Kv)

340 Tensor's LLM prude censor has had a seizure. Any change to a working auto generated prompt results in an error. Even changing the hair color from green to blue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (2GVsD)

341 I hope she'll be alright. She was really cute on 'Victorious'. 'Sam and Cat' was pretty annoying. They did have Laverne and Shirley show up one episode.

Girl looks like hell now.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

The Wall is vicious and undefeated.

Dunno if she had "procedures" done but they don't help in the long-run.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (Rl7KJ)

342 336
UNLESS it's your own!

But that's a lot of yoga.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)


I have zero desire to suck my or any other dick.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (ccf/V)

I know someone who's kid is severely autistic...eats anything including metal. Also is so apparently overly endowed to the point his mom caught him autofelating in his room one day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

343 285 280
I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)


That's the one I've been using as well. Seems to work alright.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

Alright is good enough for me...I have low expectations these days...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

Something happened, quick. It wasn't working yesterday.
Musk monster. Wonder if Xcancel is online again? Checking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (VQ0bX)

344 Is the site running slow for anyone else?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (diia5)

345 Nope

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VQ0bX)

346 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM


So a drindl is right out, then?

Posted by: George Takei at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

347 345 Nope

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VQ0bX)

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I blame my cable company.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (l3cgK)

348
I know someone who's kid is severely autistic...eats anything including metal. Also is so apparently overly endowed to the point his mom caught him autofelating in his room one day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)



He 18?

Posted by: Brazzers at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (ccf/V)

349 It's Musk

On Monday 24th August at 8PM EST, we received at letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.
The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.
We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.
Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (VQ0bX)

350 Had I awakened today from a 15-year long coma, I would not have to read anything to learn about Hunter's wasted life during those 15 years. I would immediately know the essentials of Hunter's life during that period, as soon as someone reminded me he's is Joe Biden's son.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (5rh/l)

351 "You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)
---
"There is no try!" - Ancient Jedi Master

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 02:15 PM (FZ29D)

352 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.
Posted by: toby928(c)


Same. I drink more beer to balance it out.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 02:15 PM (VHUov)

353 350 Had I awakened today from a 15-year long coma, I would not have to read anything to learn about Hunter's wasted life during those 15 years. I would immediately know the essentials of Hunter's life during that period, as soon as someone reminded me he's is Joe Biden's son.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (5rh/l)

=======

So, you'd assumed that he died in W's pointless war while firing two miniguns from under his arms, saving Hillary Clinton's life from enemy fire, and inhaling toxic smoke from tire fires like Beau?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (BKQOu)

354 David French:
"But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)
__________________________

This argument is as old as the hills, and it's an absolute, cowardly cop-out.

"Humanity and decency" apparently are synonomous with "enabling". This is the menality of a simp...someone whose mantra is "thank you, sir, may I have another."

"Will you please leave," doesn't work. The "honor system" does not work on those with no honor. And, all that being said, I shutter to think how David French defines brutality.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)

355 Yeah, he ain't running for president.

Those pics reprised for middle America won't fly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (VQ0bX)

356 Hunter is also threatening to out D.C. pols with his 48% gayness.
He puts his trash out for all to see and waits to pounce and ruin others.

That's a Biden.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (NFX2v)

357 I got that but it went away when I clicked elsewhere on the page.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vTZFs)

Well, I got it to play, but the sound didn't work. Really wasn't all that great, anyhow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (1z8ji)

358 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

This disqualifies you from singing the Beer Barrel Polka. For life.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (A3xvt)

359 355 Yeah, he ain't running for president.

Those pics reprised for middle America won't fly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (VQ0bX)

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"running for president" is not the same thing as "expecting to win the presidency."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BKQOu)

360 Wasn't it an Ariana Grande concert where the muzzie killed a bunch of teenage girls in the UK? Throw that into the blender of all her other psychopathys.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (QaH55)

361
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"running for president" is not the same thing as "expecting to win the presidency."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BKQOu)



He got debts to pay and mouths to feed, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (ccf/V)

362 People bash my ideas about dissolving the Union because they love being lorded over by homosexual crackheads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

363 361
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"running for president" is not the same thing as "expecting to win the presidency."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BKQOu)


He got debts to pay and mouths to feed, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (ccf/V)

=======

"And I've got $5 to donate."
-Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (BKQOu)

364 348
I know someone who's kid is severely autistic...eats anything including metal. Also is so apparently overly endowed to the point his mom caught him autofelating in his room one day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Jason Arday?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (VQ0bX)

365 Wasn't it an Ariana Grande concert where the muzzie killed a bunch of teenage girls in the UK? Throw that into the blender of all her other psychopathys.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (QaH55)



Yes. She's a train wreck, sure. That incident didn't help much......I'll grant her that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (ccf/V)

366 "I had been on the board of about 14 other major national and international organizations..."

Liquidate your holdings and withdraw your donations to any and all of those pinheads. That you would put that disaster on your board? Dysfunction doesn't begin to describe it. Corruption doesn't either. Criminal fiduciary negligence might, though.

Will no one rid us of Clintons and Bidens?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (oji8u)

367 "But you fuck just one goat..."
Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/Quk06iHsIn4

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (QIawq)

368 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)

Would not be surprised but assume that would be huge news since people paid six figures for some of the pieces. Though of course that was also money laundering.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (KC5Lt)

Someone on the previous thread said that a girl doing the art and him taking credit had been proven a hoax. Black Orchid knew him in high school and said he was very artistic and produced at least a couple of nice pieces, so I'd guess the work probably really is his.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (lFFaq)

369 People bash my ideas about dissolving the Union because they love being lorded over by homosexual crackheads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)


That would lay us open to being Canada 2.0 lorded over by the Chinese. In a choice between homosexual crackheads and the Chinese. Why do you think the Chinese will be better masters?

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (rbvCR)

370 Blowing yourself is gay AF.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (BI5O2)

371 Yeah, he ain't running for president.

Those pics reprised for middle America won't fly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (VQ0bX)
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What pics?

They've been around forever but information dominance has kept people from ever seeing the evidence of crimes on Hunter's laptop--not to mention kept them from knowing that it has been almost certified as his laptop!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

372 Blowing yourself is gay AF.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (BI5O2)



NOW you tell me......

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (ccf/V)

373 That would lay us open to being Canada 2.0 lorded over by the Chinese. In a choice between homosexual crackheads and the Chinese. Why do you think the Chinese will be better masters?
Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (rbvCR

Maybe your susdy State. Mine's nuked the fuck up, big time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

374 Neu dirty Trish thread

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (2GVsD)

375 Black Orchid knew him in high school and said he was very artistic and produced at least a couple of nice pieces, so I'd guess the work probably really is his.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (lFFaq)

I knew Black Orchid was a plant.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (yTlP3)

376 *sissy State

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

377 Maybe Hunter can use some of that Burisma money on his old man's library?

He's getting a library, right? Maybe?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (2Cry5)

Yeah. They're in the process of modifying the van down by the river.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (hmYU4)

378 This will work.

twitterviewer.net

https://tinyurl.com/ycxecpk7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (VQ0bX)

379 Ariana licks the bakery donuts and winds up anorexic. Oh, well.

But it's very Snow White, poison apple.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (NFX2v)

380 Found a non-stop return flight, Spokane to Ft. Worth. $489 USD. Factor in the exchange, and cost of driving there and back, and the time to do so, the 750 Loonies to fly from Calgary is better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (1z8ji)

381 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)

382 Blowing yourself is gay AF.

Clearly. But being able to is something else again.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:22 PM (vTZFs)

383 Telling the police that your autistic son choked to death on his own penis would probably lead to a murder charge

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 02:22 PM (rNkEQ)

384 They've been around forever but information dominance has kept people from ever seeing the evidence of crimes on Hunter's laptop--not to mention kept them from knowing that it has been almost certified as his laptop!
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)


His defense is that there is far too much information provided to have been just on his laptop, and he claims the information was stolen from his cloud storage, so it was clearly an op.
Mind you, I have yet to hear him claim any of the information was false, but then I suppose he doesn't have to with that pardon for all crimes from his pop.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:23 PM (rbvCR)

385 Found a non-stop return flight, Spokane to Ft. Worth. $489 USD.

Any chance of Austin or San Antonio being any better. Those would be roughly 2 and 3 hour drives respectively.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:23 PM (vTZFs)

386 The text and the video do not match.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (VQ0bX)

387 "During the course of the interview, Biden said that 'true addicts' are some of the most 'resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented' people around..."

Right. Nothing more intellectually analytical than a True Addict. They're Einsteins. And if you can't believe a True Addict, who can you believe?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (oji8u)

388 "Black Orchid knew him in high school and said he was very artistic and produced at least a couple of nice pieces, so I'd guess the work probably really is his."

He has a nude self-portrait where he is mirrored laying on a bed. Its actually really good.

But the internet has hidden it. You can't find any images of it. But I'd say its his best work.

Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 02:25 PM (IuIym)

389 >>>The left has a new rule to show you're an "ally:" If a gay man flirts with you, and you're straight, you're supposed to flirt back and entertain the possibility that you might have sex with him.

If a woman does this, she's called a c*cktease.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (w6EFb)

390 Hunter Biden might be clean now (who knows?), but he still has crazy eyes.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (VFung)

391 "I was chairman of the board of the UN World Food Program, which is the largest humanitarian organization in the world -- we increased the budget when I was chairman from $1.8 billion to $2.6 billion when I was there."

So what? Tell me how many more people you fed, or how much you improved what you were feeding them.

Posted by: RonF at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (DiLSx)

392 Just for the record, I would argue that not all women hit the wall. Evidence: Dolly Parton.

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (IeYnM)

DHS Announces It Arrested 2,200 Illegal Aliens in NYC In One Month

From late July to late August.


The Department of Homeland Security on Tuesday announced the results of its "Operation Rotten Apple" which they undertook in New York between late July and late August, with over 2,000 illegal immigrants being apprehended by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

The operation saw agents arrest 2,197 illegal immigrants across the state. DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin said in a press conference Tuesday morning, "We focused on them all across the state of New York. These arrests included gang members, rapists, murderers, and child predators, which I believe there's a special place in hell for those individuals."

Mullin said in a statement, "Operation Rotten Apple did what sanctuary politicians in New York City and the state of New York refuse to do: made the Empire State safer. We won't let sanctuary politicians stand in our way. If you're a state or local politician, your best bet is to cooperate with us so we can all make America safe again." He said that the operation was conducted with "no help" from New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani or Governor Kathy Hochul.

...

Mullin told reporters on Tuesday that the decision to launch the operation was made because Mayor Zohran Mamdani, "instead of working with law enforcement, tried to cut NYPD's budget by $22 million and refuses to work with federal law enforcement. You have a governor that refuses to work with us."

He said that the operation targeted 13,000 illegal immigrants who have been released by "New York sanctuary politicians" that DHS and ICE had placed detainers on. "These are your rapists, your murderers, your child predators, these are gangbangers, these are terrorists."

In case you missed it: A father whose five-year-old daughter is permanently disabled due to an illegal alien wrongly given a CDL tells Democrats to stop telling him they care, because they obviously don't. If they cared, they would act to stop this.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:11 PM




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1 That's a lot of guys.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue at September 02, 2026 12:11 PM (Y/06r)

2 Wut?

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:11 PM (E4rtv)

3 Madami's mandate just got arrested.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:12 PM (2GVsD)

4 Do better, DHS...do better.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 12:12 PM (bFu5X)

5 Might want to add this in Ace,


Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ's Legal Counsel Office has hereby TERMINATED a Clinton-era opinion and will require every state agency to report to DHS anyone they know is in the US unlawfully, at least 4 times per year and upon request — if they take welfare dollars in TANF, which all do

LET'S GO! Loophole closed 🔥

Info that must be turned over includes home addresses.

That means ICE can use it to raid.

KEEP DEPORTING!

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)

6 Rounding error.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (+YoHw)

7 As explained in this post on X

Eric W.
@EWess92
·
1h
🚨 Hot off the press: OLC holds that states accepting federal food stamp and social security assistance must report known illegal immigrants to DHS. Under a 1996 welfare-reform law, Congress required states to report any person they know to be not lawfully present in the US.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)

8 I can't even watch the videos. It's just too heartbreaking to think about that poor little girl. The people responsible need to be strung up.

No, that is not hyperbole.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

9 Mannix retired, but The Blade is always ready to serve ...



https://tinyurl.com/yuc2f44p

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

10 "He said that the operation targeted 13,000 illegal immigrants who have been released by "New York sanctuary politicians" that DHS and ICE had placed detainers on. "These are your rapists, your murderers, your child predators, these are gangbangers, these are terrorists.""

Well done! Keep up the good work.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (Jr5Lq)

11 But something is happening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (+YoHw)

12 The MSM take is "Well, they weren't ALL rapists, murders, and pedos so ICE is just picking on innocent illegals."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (vTZFs)

13 if they take welfare dollars in TANF

TANF?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

14
Now who's going to rape and pillage if we deport all the rape and pillagers?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (OkYzo)

15 And this, Bots discover the rulemaking comment sections and spam it.


America First Tech
@AmericaFirst316
·
1h
🚨 FOREIGN INTERESTS ARE ATTACKING OUR RULEMAKING PROCESS

Yesterday there were around 5,000 comments. Today there are over 100,000. That’s a 1,900% increase overnight.

Our rulemaking process is under attack by foreign interests trying to keep our broken visa and immigration system in place. Roughly 95,000 H-1B fee comments appeared overnight.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:15 PM (E4rtv)

16 TANSTAAFL sounds better than TANF.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:15 PM (2GVsD)

17 But something is happening.

You aren't fooling anyone, you know. You're that "nothing will happen" guy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

18 Hm, lemmee check here, add the four carry the 7, scribble scribble … cogitating …. OK, got it

At this rate, in about 2500 years, this could be significant!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:15 PM (zom6H)

19 That guy ain't black!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

20 But something is happening.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM


Don't tell that guy...you know the one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 12:15 PM (bFu5X)

21 By comparison, the big Minnesota operation arrested about 4,700 people total across almost three months (78 days).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:15 PM (BKQOu)

22 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (amcLV)

23 13 if they take welfare dollars in TANF

TANF?
Posted by: Archimedes

Temporary Assistance to Needy Families, replaced AFDC--Aid to Families with Dependent Children. Passed by Newt Gingrich Congress and Clinton forced to sign it prior to winning reelection in 1996.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (E4rtv)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (ccf/V)

25 Apparently ace and Joe Mannix attended today's mandatory content briefing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (FZ29D)

26 How many have used the app to self-deport and collect $3,000?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (2GVsD)

27 There is still no good explanation as to why we (and the West generally) need all these low wage foreign workers. It is always just "GDP growth and culture."

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (wrEn7)

28 9 Mannix retired, but The Blade is always ready to serve ...



https://tinyurl.com/yuc2f44p
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

Body looks real, face is airbrushed and Instagram filtered to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)

29 There is still no good explanation as to why we (and the West generally) need all these low wage foreign workers. It is always just "GDP growth and culture."

*cough*

Posted by: Ethnic food at 3 am at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

30 Don't tell that guy...you know the one.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Trying flush him out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (+YoHw)

31 Ethnic food?

You died of dysentery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:18 PM (2GVsD)

32 29 There is still no good explanation as to why we (and the West generally) need all these low wage foreign workers. It is always just "GDP growth and culture."

*cough*
Posted by: Ethnic food at 3 am at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

So all the natural borns can suffocate with drugs and welfare. Duh. Plus: elections.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:18 PM (Y/06r)

33 Hot off the press: OLC holds that states accepting federal food stamp and social security assistance must report known illegal immigrants to DHS. Under a 1996 welfare-reform law, Congress required states to report any person they know to be not lawfully present in the US.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (E4rtv)
====

I suspect that's going to hit NC - Hard!

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:18 PM (rj6Yv)

34 Ethnic food?

You died of dysentery.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:18 PM


Yeah...don't eat that stuff.

Posted by: A Grue at September 02, 2026 12:19 PM (bFu5X)

35 It is worth watching this father calmly and brutally dress down slack-jawed democrats over what an illegal did to his daughter.

https://tinyurl.com/tkhcryak

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:19 PM (ntaXS)

36 These arrests included gang members, rapists, murderers, and child predators

1. "They wanted a better life for their families."
2. "They are doing the jobs Americans don't want to do."
3. "Das raysis."
4. "Americans commit more crimes."

I expect to see at least two of those over the next week.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 12:19 PM (BpO1e)

37 Willowed:

>>R. Crumb?
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (LHPAg)

Joe Martin. Mister Boffo, one of the funniest single-panel comics ever.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

38 There is still no good explanation as to why we (and the West generally) need all these low wage foreign workers. It is always just "GDP growth and culture."


========

Canada increased its immigration heavily starting in 2015.

It's total GDP growth over that period has been 0.5%. Not annually, total.

Immigration didn't fix their issues.

In the 50s, we were averaging something like 4-5% GDP every year, and we had effectively 0 immigration.

The immigration = increased GDP argument is deeply dishonest because it actually refers to very restrained, restrictive immigration policies that do allow in only the best and brightest. It's like people arguing Keynesian economic policy to spend like drunken sailors when not even Keynes argued it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:20 PM (BKQOu)

39 There has to be a straightforward mechanism where federal authorities arrest these clowns operating under color of law at the state level.

We should not have to live like this, much less die like this. Make these MFers pay for the carnage they have inflicted on the innocent. They are making BANK while they are destroying our lives and livelihood.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:20 PM (zom6H)

40 Keynes was paedophile communist. A commie kiddie-fvcker..

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (zom6H)

41 39 There has to be a straightforward mechanism where federal authorities arrest these clowns operating under color of law at the state level.

We should not have to live like this, much less die like this. Make these MFers pay for the carnage they have inflicted on the innocent. They are making BANK while they are destroying our lives and livelihood.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:20 PM (zom6H)

=====

I think the best path forward is the unequal application of the law.

Illegal immigrants get released early after being arrested for violent crimes in order to avoid ICE detainers while native born Americans arrested for the same crime get full sentences?

That's a civil rights violation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (BKQOu)

42


What if the Democrats arranged for 9/11 to happen, to give them the excuse to start the Islamization of the country.

I just worry about what might happen to the Muslims.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (och2J)

43 It's like people arguing Keynesian economic policy to spend like drunken sailors when not even Keynes argued it.

Keynes is held up as a paragon of intelligence by the left. If he was so smart, why didn't he understand that all he was doing was giving politicians carte blanche to buy votes with other people's money?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

44 40 Keynes was paedophile communist. A commie kiddie-fvcker..
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (zom6H)

*checks notes*

Sounds consistent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)

45 It's good. But I mean c'mon... has this guy *seen* NYC lately? I bet there's at least 1m illegals in that rancid city, and that's being as stingy as I can be. It has to be half foreign-born by this point.

That's not an American city anymore. Wall the fucker off, take over the port and give it to FL, and let these foreigners and their Muslim overlord figure it out from there.

I'm sure the white women who voted for all that will love their new living situation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 12:22 PM (BI5O2)

46
Now who's going to rape and pillage if we deport all the rape and pillagers?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (OkYzo)




Dreamers doing all of the rape and pillage that American rapists and pillagers refuse to do.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 12:22 PM (y9nCu)

47 OLC holds that states accepting federal food stamp and social security assistance must report known illegal immigrants to DHS. Under a 1996 welfare-reform law, Congress required states to report any person they know to be not lawfully present in the US.
Posted by: whig


1996?

And it's still happening?

So Billy Jeff did not, in fact, "end welfare as we know it?"

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 12:23 PM (VHUov)

48 There is still no good explanation as to why we (and the West generally) need all these low wage foreign workers. It is always just "GDP growth and culture."
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (wrEn7)

Yes. Why aren't these low IQ inbreds going to China or Saudi Arabia or Brazil or India or Wakanda or Zamunda or Zangaro?

Posted by: Good Question at September 02, 2026 12:23 PM (+iYtA)

49 Marcus Coleman, the father of a 5-year-old girl who was severly disabled in a car accident caused by an illegal alien driving an 18-wheeler, goes OFF on Democrats for their fake sympathy.


This brave man will now be doxed, threatened and harassed for years.

Godspeed, sir. I'm so sorry for this happening to you and your family.

Bless you for coming forward and telling your story.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:24 PM (ccf/V)

50 Secretary Markwayne Mullin PLEASE send you teams to AZ!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2026 12:24 PM (NnhvP)

51
Religion of Peace

-George W Bush

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 02, 2026 12:24 PM (OkYzo)

52
But something is happening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM


Here?

Well, maybe...but what it is ain't exactly clear.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 12:25 PM (iJfKG)

53
So Billy Jeff did not, in fact, "end welfare as we know it?"
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 12:23 PM (VHUov)



WE BEAT MEDICARE!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 02, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

54 So Billy Jeff did not, in fact, "end welfare as we know it?"
Posted by: mikeski

*Price is Right sad trombone*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 12:25 PM (+YoHw)

55 The immigration = increased GDP argument is deeply dishonest because it actually refers to very restrained, restrictive immigration policies that do allow in only the best and brightest. It's like people arguing Keynesian economic policy to spend like drunken sailors when not even Keynes argued it.
===
Look, we've got to argue something if we're going to justify spending like drunken sailors!

Posted by: Congress at September 02, 2026 12:25 PM (anL5R)

56 "Why aren't these low IQ inbreds going to China or Saudi Arabia or Brazil or India or Wakanda or Zamunda or Zangaro?"

My guess: all those countries have far stricter immigration laws and enforcement than we do.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

57 2200 illegals arrested. Hawaiian Judge says wait a minute!

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (rxS1L)

58 It's an odd rule. Like, combined with NAFTA and various other shit, he was opening a door to the wonders we see today.

To be fair, Teddy Kennedy and others opened the doors up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)

59 Marcus Coleman, the father of a 5-year-old girl who was severly disabled in a car accident caused by an illegal alien driving an 18-wheeler, goes OFF on Democrats for their fake sympathy.


This brave man will now be doxed, threatened and harassed for years.
===
Yup.

Posted by: Joe The Plumber at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (anL5R)

60 Wall the fucker off, take over the port and give it to FL, and let these foreigners and their Muslim overlord figure it out from there.

I'm sure the white women who voted for all that will love their new living situation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 12:22 PM (BI5O2)
=====

Time for a new take on "Escape From New York"?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (rj6Yv)

61 Meanwhile, Jim Geraghty of the National Google Review:

The case for deporting gang members, drug dealers, sex offenders and other criminals who endanger others is self-evident. The case for deporting an otherwise law-abiding illegal entrant or visa overstayer is less clear.

At a minimum, there seems to be little return on investment for putting resources into deporting — as the administration has — a married couple who run a landscaping business and have lived in the country for three decades, or a U.S.-born toddler sent to Haiti because the president unilaterally ended the kid’s parents’ temporary protected status.


They're trying to invent a new rule - if a person hasn't committed a felony, you're not allowed to deport them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (aD4fx)

62 But where's Maryland Man?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (ccf/V)

63 50 Secretary Markwayne Mullin PLEASE send you teams to AZ!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2026 12:24 PM (NnhvP)

=======

https://tinyurl.com/26hkhbe6

If you want things to increase, lobby your local governments to enter into 287g agreements with DHS so that local police can be deputized into immigration enforcement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (BKQOu)

64 2200 illegals

It's a start...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)

65 Time for a new take on "Escape From New York"?
Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (rj6Yv)

Except:

Plisken, we need you to take former president Obama INTO NYC!

Call me Snake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)

66 *seen* NYC lately? I bet there's at least 1m illegals in that rancid city, and that's being as stingy as I can be. It has to be half foreign-born by this point.

That's not an American city anymore. Wall the fucker off, take over the port and give it to FL, and let these foreigners and their Muslim overlord figure it out from there.
===
*nods in agreement*

Posted by: Snake Plisken at September 02, 2026 12:28 PM (anL5R)

67 Meanwhile, Jim Geraghty of the National Google Review:


Dear Jim.


Kindly stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass.


Sincerely,

Everyone

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:28 PM (ccf/V)

68 If you want things to increase, lobby your local governments to enter into 287g agreements with DHS so that local police can be deputized into immigration enforcement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (BKQOu)


If only... I live in a Sanctuary City in a Sanctuary County in a Sanctuary State...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

69 61 The case for deporting gang members, drug dealers, sex offenders and other criminals who endanger others is self-evident. The case for deporting an otherwise law-abiding illegal entrant or visa overstayer is less clear.

At a minimum, there seems to be little return on investment for putting resources into deporting — as the administration has — a married couple who run a landscaping business and have lived in the country for three decades, or a U.S.-born toddler sent to Haiti because the president unilaterally ended the kid’s parents’ temporary protected status.

They're trying to invent a new rule - if a person hasn't committed a felony, you're not allowed to deport them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (aD4fx)

=======

Assuming illegal presence is their only crime, illegal presence is a civil crime.

The civil remedy as outlined in law is deportation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:28 PM (BKQOu)

70 It's a good start, but I still think it could use more trebuchet.

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 12:29 PM (Q6P2R)

71 To be fair, Teddy Kennedy and others opened the doors up."

Mary Jo?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:29 PM (cGjQu)

72 The immigration = increased GDP argument is deeply dishonest because it actually refers to very restrained, restrictive immigration policies that do allow in only the best and brightest.

Actually, low-skill immigrants increase GDP too.

It's just that they consume all of that GDP increase, and then some, leaving less GDP for people born in this country.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:29 PM (aD4fx)

73 There is still no good explanation as to why we (and the West generally) need all these low wage foreign workers. It is always just "GDP growth and culture."

Because once you're on stolen land and there are no borders, countries are just economic zones. And you want your economic zone to score higher than, say, Emmanuel Macron's, don't you? The planet's a Monopoly board when you're at the WEF.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

74 50 Secretary Markwayne Mullin PLEASE send you teams to AZ!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

The Apaches are upset as hell that their reservation open gate to Mexico is getting shut by Trump's wall. That is going to cut down on illegal drug and immigrant smuggling a lot.

I suspect a lot of the tribe chieftains were getting filthy rich from cartels paying them off for access to the Rez to transit goods and people.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (E4rtv)

75 I have come to hate NRO. Fucking asshat shits.

And I used to eagerly read that drek.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)

76 Plisken, we need you to take former president Obama INTO NYC!

Call me Snake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)
=====

I like it! Barry's told he'll be treated like god in NYC. It's all set, except ... complications!

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (rj6Yv)

77 68 If only... I live in a Sanctuary City in a Sanctuary County in a Sanctuary State...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

=====

The vast majority of arrests happen by local cops in these agreements.

ICE has no street presence in places like Texas because of that. They have their offices and officers where they send out people to pick up deportees from jails, but not much else.

State and local politics is extremely important on this issue. Not everything is the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (BKQOu)

78 I just worry about what might happen to the Muslims.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (och2J)

If they all became extinct, would not break my heart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)

79 Jimbo

Fvck off.

In the country illegally?

That means they are already a lawbreaker and criminal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (2GVsD)

80
Ethnic food?

You died of dysentery.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:18 PM (2GVsD)


Recently, a small, hole-in-the-wall restaurant opened up, featuring-

the Cuisine of a Country Best Known For It's Exports of Dysentery, Aids, and Malaria.

I passed.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 12:31 PM (iJfKG)

81 71 To be fair, Teddy Kennedy and others opened the doors up."

Mary Jo?
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:29 PM (cGjQu)

She was the only one he didn't open the door for.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)

82
If they all became extinct, would not break my heart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)



Did you see this morning's art?

Everyone thought it was your shop.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:31 PM (ccf/V)

83 >>FOREIGN INTERESTS ARE ATTACKING OUR RULEMAKING PROCESS

It’s all the Indians who have been scamming the H1-b visa process for years and stealing American jobs. See how all that coding experience paid off? 1,000 of bots trying to undermine our government.

Good job, you guys.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 12:31 PM (xit6L)

84
She was the only one he didn't open the door for.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)



He was jus tryin' to make a sammich, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (ccf/V)

85 ***2,200 Illegal Aliens in NYC In One Month
---

Now do the next block. Mandani published a map.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (VQ0bX)

86 And I used to eagerly read that drek.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (Y/06r)

If I could list all the "conservative" voices and sites I've given up on over the years...

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (ntaXS)

87 But very few, practically none, have been convicted of any crime!

Will noone think of the chirren?

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (0sNs1)

88 Mannix retired, but The Blade is always ready to serve ...



https://tinyurl.com/yuc2f44p
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

Body looks real, face is airbrushed and Instagram filtered to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
_______

Yea. Sadly, almost all of these kinds of pics are filtered to death.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

89 State and local politics is extremely important on this issue. Not everything is the federal government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (BKQOu)


From what I can tell there is no cooperation between the local police and ICE...There is an area on one of the main roads where it is lined with Hispanics looking for work.. No ICE or cops making arrests...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

90 Assuming illegal presence is their only crime, illegal presence is a civil crime.

The civil remedy as outlined in law is deportation.


Every sob story I've seen in Oregon about a long-term resident being deported ends up revealing more about the individual than the media intended.

For example, being deported and sneaking back into the US (which happens to be a felony), or a DUI or two, or a drug conviction or two, or an arrest for domestic violence, etc., etc., etc.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (aD4fx)

91 Keynes was paedophile communist. A commie kiddie-fvcker..
Posted by: Common Tater

Shorter: Keynes was a leach and so is every person who tries to defend him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (NnhvP)

92 We need voter id for comments. lol.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (veXvk)

93 I just worry about what might happen to the Muslims.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (och2J)

If they all became extinct, would not break my heart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

A blessing.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (+YoHw)

94 the Cuisine of a Country Best Known For It's Exports of Dysentery, Aids, and Malaria.

Haiti?
India?
Nigeria?

There are so many options.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

95 In tribute to Senior Mannix........


https://shorturl.fm/Y5vPd

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (ccf/V)

96 89 From what I can tell there is no cooperation between the local police and ICE...There is an area on one of the main roads where it is lined with Hispanics looking for work.. No ICE or cops making arrests...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

======

866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (BKQOu)

97 It is always just "GDP growth and culture."

And "you're rayciss"

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (cGjQu)

98 I wonder if we can throw Maryland Man into that pile of detainees quietly and have him out of the country before his absence is noticed.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (BpO1e)

99 If I could list all the "conservative" voices and sites I've given up on over the years...
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (ntaXS)

It wasn't even one thing that made me stop, it was just that so many of them got... yammery? Like just droning boilerplate. It wasn't even that they were sell out shitlords. That came quite a while later.

I figure the last time I regularly checked NRO was beginning of the 00's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (Y/06r)

100 If I could list all the "conservative" voices and sites I've given up on over the years...
===
There is only one HQ.

Posted by: The Highlander of Blogs at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (anL5R)

101 Marcus Coleman, the father of a 5-year-old girl who was severly disabled in a car accident caused by an illegal alien driving an 18-wheeler, goes OFF on Democrats for their fake sympathy

Dems have said repeatedly they do not care how many Americans are killed, raped, or injured they need illegal votes and grifting off of illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (sKqQm)

102 "the Cuisine of a Country Best Known For It's Exports of Dysentery, Aids, and Malaria"

Ethiopian?

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

103 I just worry about what might happen to the Muslims.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (och2J)

If they all became extinct, would not break my heart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (1z8ji)

***

There were 9 Crusades...I hope the 10th isn't far away.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)

104 "But look at all of the reduced crime in the cities thanks to Democrat policies!" - libs

Posted by: toddg at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (HsIYU)

105 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (BKQOu)


Yeah... I don't think they are even gonna bother here

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (+gK6I)

106 Always thought Geraghty was a lightweight to be ignored, like 99% of everyone who's published, but turns out he's actually pretty stupid. Wow what a walking unwitting self-parody.

But the topic he raises is a good one, for exactly the opposite reason he thinks.

Most economic migrant illegals - which is 95% of them - will self-deport if they can't get work - or welfare. Some progress being made, with difficulty, on the latter.

No visible action whatsoever on the former. Switching off the employment magnet involves no raids, no mobs, no risk to arresting officers, no stupid fake public drama, no violence. Lawyers making phone calls, for the most part. Start with the known major (and often publicly held) companies. Kill the chicken to scare the monkey. With less than 2 years left (possibly), it's impossible to understand how this hasn't begun.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (U/Byj)

107 72 The immigration = increased GDP argument is deeply dishonest because it actually refers to very restrained, restrictive immigration policies that do allow in only the best and brightest.

Actually, low-skill immigrants increase GDP too.

It's just that they consume all of that GDP increase, and then some, leaving less GDP for people born in this country.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
========
Nope Bastiat's broken window thesis destroys that. And Keynes himself was rather stupid on the role that investment plays in a free economy. His rep got extended because Paul Samuelson set his vague formulas into a mathematical model in the 60's.

Investment is the single biggest changeable factor in the modern GDP formula. And the main reason for massive increases in GDP (or the opposite, the so called capitalist strike, the biggest decreaser). That is because the Consumer portion of C+I+G=GDP doesn't change much instantly. Neither does government.

The main factor of GDP growth and decline in the short and long run is investment and investment, versus subsidizing consumers or growing government, is key to making us richer in the future by not consuming wealth in the present.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

108 Yea. Sadly, almost all of these kinds of pics are filtered to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

Image search is now 50% AI results if you do not include a name.

Sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Y/06r)

109 It’s all the Indians who have been scamming the H1-b visa process for years and stealing American jobs.

H-1Bs allow us to import the smartest, best people from all over the world!

It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (aD4fx)

110
Keynes was paedophile communist. A commie kiddie-fvcker..
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (zom6H)

*checks notes*

Sounds consistent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)



Of course. Because he was a member of those Fabian Socialist shit-stains the Bloomsbury Group, who had the same tired, bullshit view that a rejection of "outdated" bourgeois values was the greatest thing that sooper smahrt intellectuals like themselves could achieve.

Their only really memorable product was the Dreadnought Hoax, which to be fair was one of the greatest pranks of all time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (y9nCu)

111 Shorter: Keynes was a leach and so is every person who tries to defend him.

*cough* leech *cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

112 >>This brave man will now be doxed, threatened and harassed for years.

He's been pretty public for some time. I've seen him give a couple interviews over the last few months.

He's much more calm and collected than I would be speaking to these assholes who clearly don't give a shit about the damage they have done to him and his family and particularly his daughter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (viF8m)

113 Sadly, almost all of these kinds of pics are filtered to death"

That never used to happen...

/Vaseline smeared lenses

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (cGjQu)

114 Hochul just made an order that sheriffs cannot cooperate with DHS. They also must terminate any existing agreements. I think the sheriff in Rensselaer County told her to stick it between her pasty white, flabby ass cheeks.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (veXvk)

115 See a problem here - no remorse for the victims of the NYC stabbings and speaking in Spanish. I read that the family came here in the 70's from Ecuador. So, why no English? I'm beginning to think we have too many legal immigrants.
---------------------------------------

“There were so many police… why didn’t they grab her by the arm?” Cisneros’ mother, who did not give her name, asked Fox 5 News in Spanish.

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 12:36 PM (kX27y)

116
Image search is now 50% AI results if you do not include a name.

Sad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Y/06r)



DDG image search does give the option to not show AI generated pics.

Not sure how accurate it is, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:36 PM (ccf/V)

117 Did you see this morning's art?

Everyone thought it was your shop.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:31 PM (ccf/V)

I did, and left a comment to that effect. I have an outdoor welding table very like the one pictured, complete with a vise with welded jaws. No ashtray filled with cigar butts, though. Must be a fairly recent painting; the tire pictured is clearly a radial.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)

118 "the Cuisine of a Country Best Known For It's Exports of Dysentery, Aids, and Malaria"

Ethiopian?
Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:34 PM (Jr5Lq)
======

Somalia.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (rj6Yv)

119 BTW Hochul is turning into Rick James.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (veXvk)

120 Body looks real, face is airbrushed and Instagram filtered to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
_______

Yea. Sadly, almost all of these kinds of pics are filtered to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

***

I do not care.
It's not like one of them is going to send me her phone number.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

121 DDG image search does give the option to not show AI generated pics.

Not sure how accurate it is, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:36 PM (ccf/V)

Both it and Brave seem to be substandard in their results though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)

122 Shorter: Keynes was a leach and so is every person who tries to defend him.

*cough* leech *cough*
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)



Thank you.

Posted by: Zombie Mike Leach at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (ccf/V)

123 It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian."

I've been there.

Nope.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:38 PM (cGjQu)

124
Both it and Brave seem to be substandard in their results though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (Y/06r)



Valid.

Turning off safe search CAN yield interesting results, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:38 PM (ccf/V)

125 I think the sheriff in Rensselaer County told her to stick it between her pasty white, flabby ass cheeks.
Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (veXvk)


Now that there is a classy bit of sarc.
I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:38 PM (2WIwB)

126 123 It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian."

I've been there.

Nope.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:38 PM (cGjQu)

======

That's because we have their best and brightest.

For the sake of India and humanity, we must send them all back to make their nation the true superpower.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:38 PM (BKQOu)

127 It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian."


Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:38 PM (ccf/V)

128 H-1Bs allow us to import the smartest, best people from all over the world!

My moment of radicalization was seeing H1-B listings where people were being brought into the United States to run gas stations in the South.

After all, those are jobs that Americans won't do. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (aD4fx)

129 H-1Bs allow us to import the smartest, best people from all over the world!

It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (aD4fx)
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Which always raises the question...If they're so smart, why don't they stay in India and turn it into Wakanda?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (FZ29D)

130 I first read Keynes in college econ class. My reaction was two-fold:

1. This guy is an idiot and his "economic" theories are really just cover for political politics and policies.

2. This guy is a fag.

I was right on both counts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

131 ***ICE has no street presence in places like Texas because of that. They have their offices and officers where they send out people to pick up deportees from jails, but not much else.

State and local politics is extremely important on this issue. Not everything is the federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:30 PM (BKQOu)
---

That event in Houston last month where they jammed up a guy using unmarked vehicles and wound up shooting him disappeared from the media. There was a three day brouhaha then nothing, no published resolution.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (VQ0bX)

132 >> “There were so many police… why didn’t they grab her by the arm?” Cisneros’ mother, who did not give her name, asked Fox 5 News in Spanish.

She just stabbed and murdered a 32 year old girl out on her lunch break who worked for BOA. They should have lit her on fire.

ICE should be checking the immigration status of the entire family. NY still hasn’t confirmed her immigration status.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (veXvk)

133

Now that there is a classy bit of sarc.
I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:38 PM (2WIwB)



Gak. Just don't image search it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)

134 Decent, peaceable people for decades have been “reasonable” with entirely unscrupulous and unreasonable politicians and others.

What has that gotten them, other than being completely fucked over and impoverished?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:40 PM (zom6H)

135 I'd like to have a word with Congress about the Mexican strain of meningitis that struck my kid.

Oh wait, scratch that, I want to speak to people who are responsible for decision-making, not a bunch of useless eunuchs who constitute the single butt-ugliest PR firm on earth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 12:40 PM (BI5O2)

136 I do not care.
It's not like one of them is going to send me her phone number.
Posted by: Diogenes
==
That's exactly the negative self talk that keeps you from meeting nice girls!

Posted by: Yo Mom at September 02, 2026 12:40 PM (anL5R)

137 131 That event in Houston last month where they jammed up a guy using unmarked vehicles and wound up shooting him disappeared from the media. There was a three day brouhaha then nothing, no published resolution.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (VQ0bX)

======

Well, that was when all immigration enforcement ended completely because Mullin announced some training.

Jesse Kelly told me so.

Which was weird because all immigration enforcement had already come to an end after the deaths of Goode and Pretti.

Jesse Kelly told me so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:40 PM (BKQOu)

138 Body looks real, face is airbrushed and Instagram filtered to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
_______

Yea. Sadly, almost all of these kinds of pics are filtered to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

***

I do not care.
It's not like one of them is going to send me her phone number.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)


On the plus side, she may send you a phone number-

that's fake, airbrushed, and filtered to hell.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 12:41 PM (iJfKG)

139 8 I can't even watch the videos. It's just too heartbreaking to think about that poor little girl. The people responsible need to be strung up.

No, that is not hyperbole.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

That’s exactly why I saw it. Because she earned NONE of it AND IT DIDN’T HAVE TO HAPPEN.

Focuses my anger a little bit. There are real human consequences here.

But some assholes who want open borders look at the same imagery and shrug and say “It’s the cost of doing business.”

The people responsible for the policy that let that happen to that 5-year-old girl should pay for her medical care. Out if THEIR pockets, not the taxpayers’.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:41 PM (WB/3O)

140 “immigration status”

That’s another bit of faggotry that needs to die

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 12:41 PM (zom6H)

141 I, for one, can't wait for the H1B visa reforms to bear the fruit of a prosperous India the envy of the world.

That is, there's no way all these brilliant minds cannot but turn India into an egalitarian world superpower in months, right?

I mean, that's what we're told--such keen and sharp minds, that they must be hired here?
A quarter-billion brown Einsteins, if you will.

Well:
Imagine what they could do for India if they stayed there!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 12:41 PM (3cUTc)

142 Another Trump headscratcher, (sensational headline, notwithstanding) "US Mysteriously Waives Sanctions Against Iran’s Bloodthirsty State Broadcaster, Again, Even as Network Puts Bounties on Trump Family’s Heads."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 12:41 PM (cWLG3)

143 What has that gotten them, other than being completely f***ed over and impoverished?

Nothing, that's what.

Posted by: That guy who doesn't understand the concept of a rhetorical question at September 02, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

144 Body looks real, face is airbrushed and Instagram filtered to hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
_______

Yea. Sadly, almost all of these kinds of pics are filtered to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

***

I do not care.
It's not like one of them is going to send me her phone number.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)
______________

Reason #579 why The Blade makes his moves on the ladies in person. He does not trust pics.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

145 Hot off the press: OLC holds that states accepting federal food stamp and social security assistance must report known illegal immigrants to DHS. Under a 1996 welfare-reform law, Congress required states to report any person they know to be not lawfully present in the US.

Stayed. Unconstitutional. Overturned. Blocked. Feelings hurt.

Posted by: Judge ComeonIwannascrewu - Hawaii at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (n5tGW)

146 I first read Keynes in college econ class. My reaction was two-fold:

1. This guy is an idiot and his "economic" theories are really just cover for political politics and policies.

2. This guy is a fag.

I was right on both counts.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

***

Nephew of Diogenes is an investment advisor/economist and he loves Keynesian economics. I laugh at him.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

147 It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian.

And yet India still looks and smells like a Third World Nation.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (BpO1e)

148 For the sake of India and humanity, "

It's the smell. I'll never forget that...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (cGjQu)

149 That number needs at least three more zeros.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (MV++E)

150 Too bad the NYPD didn't have their tac guys on scene when stabby girl went stabby. They could have lit her up with a couple bursts from their M4s. This would really give the chattering class something to talk about. "These Fascists could have used a butterfly net on her or offered free tacos but they chose the M18 semi automatic assault rifle! This will not stand!".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (gm9Sb)

151
Nephew of Diogenes is an investment advisor/economist and he loves Keynesian economics. I laugh at him.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)



Seems going Jeff Spicoli on him is necessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

152 My Governor, the lawn gnome Dewine, is on the radio now boo hooing about a Haitian that died because the Prez. What a dick

Posted by: gycincy at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Bl+ol)

153 Illegal immigrants get released early after being arrested for violent crimes in order to avoid ICE detainers while native born Americans arrested for the same crime get full sentences?

That's a civil rights violation.
---
Except for the fact that the criminal bar is a rat-pack of cocked-up, rabid lefties, I'd be baffled that they had not been arguing 14th Amendment due process violations to get their clients freed ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (3cUTc)

154 DJT will be front and center at the Republican 2026 Mid-Term Election Convention, which will be held on September 9-10 in Dallas, TX.

That Convention is going to be lit.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

155
It's the smell. I'll never forget that...
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (cGjQu)



Pull down your pants. Shit wherever you'd like.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

156 >>It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian.


LOL

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (zPGLA)

157 128 H-1Bs allow us to import the smartest, best people from all over the world!

My moment of radicalization was seeing H1-B listings where people were being brought into the United States to run gas stations in the South.

After all, those are jobs that Americans won't do. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History!
---------

The other half of that equation is;
Stop paying people not to work.
This must be done to have
equilibrium in our economy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (VQ0bX)

158 And yet India still looks and smells like a Third World Nation.

Looks like!? It's the definition of a 3rd world nation.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

159 I do not care.
It's not like one of them is going to send me her phone number.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

On the plus side, she may send you a phone number-

that's fake, airbrushed, and filtered to hell.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 12:41 PM (iJfKG)

***

If one did send her number, she probably is on the plus side.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (2WIwB)

160 On the plus side, she may send you a phone number-

that's fake, airbrushed, and filtered to hell."

BR 549

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (cGjQu)

161 Stephen Miller went on CNN and schooled the bimbo interviewer. She made reference to illegals, calling them "undocumented", and he immediately asked why bank robbers shouldn't be called "unscheduled withdrawal specialists" and burglars "yet to be invited visitors", con men "alternative investment specialists". The bimbo responded he was using "polarizing language" and he responded that is CNN's editorial shading, he was merely using language written in law.

She stopped talking at that point, trying to figure out how she could ask a question without irritating her producers. Failed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (1utmP)

162 My Governor, the lawn gnome Dewine, is on the radio now boo hooing about a Haitian that died because the Prez. What a dick
Posted by: gycincy at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Bl+ol)



Isn't he the guy that was 'leasing' his properties out to Haitians and pocketing the federal $$$$?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)

163 More hilarity from the Cato Institute:

Immigrants have reduced federal, state, and local government budget deficits by a combined $14.5 trillion, says Cato Institute’s
@David_J_Bier before a House Judiciary Subcommittee.


I wonder who's paying them.

Remember the Three Core Tenets of Libertarianism!

1) Open Borders
2) Legal Drugs
3) Abolishing Age Of Consent Laws

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:46 PM (aD4fx)

164 "Marcus Coleman, the father of a 5-year-old girl who was severly disabled in a car accident caused by an illegal alien driving an 18-wheeler, goes OFF on Democrats for their fake sympathy.
"I reject your guys' sympathy to be honest with you."

Heartbreaking. That father, that family has fought decently and respectfully for YEARS for just a bit of justice for their child and others in their position.



Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 12:46 PM (NFX2v)

165 154 DJT will be front and center at the Republican 2026 Mid-Term Election Convention, which will be held on September 9-10 in Dallas, TX.

That Convention is going to be lit.
Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)

I see there is gonna be an organized group of protesters to disrupt it.. Luckily it's in Texas not New York

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

166 Reason #579 why The Blade makes his moves on the ladies in person. He does not trust pics.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


That pic was completely accurate!

.....in 2014.

Posted by: a random Instagram thot at September 02, 2026 12:46 PM (VHUov)

167 My Governor, the lawn gnome Dewine, is on the radio now boo hooing about a Haitian that died because the Prez. What a dick
==
Yes. As much of a disappoint as Michigan is, Ohio doesnt have a lot of room to boast. Dewine is no Whitmer, but he sure as hell is no Desantis . . .

Posted by: O H EYE O at September 02, 2026 12:46 PM (anL5R)

168 149 That number needs at least three more zeros.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (MV++E)

=========

1.4 million forcibly deported in the first 12 months of Trump's second term.

Self-deporations is usually 3-6x that number, so at least 4.5 million gone in the first 12 months. That was January.

DHS and ICE have massively increased their effectiveness since Mullin came to office and took the quieter approach instead of the showy approach of Noem. Arrests, deportation flights, asylum rejections (historic highs at roughly 94% now), and TPS removals which have opened up the floodgates on who can be targeted for enforcement proceedings have helped tremendously.

It'll take 1,000 cuts to get this sorted, but those cuts are happening. This mess has been 60 years in the making, and Trump has made tremendous strides in 17 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:46 PM (BKQOu)

169
The case for deporting an otherwise law-abiding illegal entrant or visa overstayer is less clear.

At a minimum, there seems to be little return on investment for putting resources into deporting — as the administration has — a married couple who run a landscaping business and have lived in the country for three decades



Fuck them. No way in hell did they run a company in the US as illegal aliens without committing 30+ years worth of Social Security fraud.

Sanction their fucking attorney as well. He bought the stolen SSNs they worked under. In fact, find every "immigracion abogado" working out of a rat-hole strip mall Saul Goodman-esque office and send in the ICE SWAT team to clean out his file cabinets full of stolen SSNs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (y9nCu)

170 DJT will be front and center at the Republican 2026 Mid-Term Election Convention, which will be held on September 9-10 in Dallas, TX.

That Convention is going to be lit.
Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)



There was another president that came to Dallas, TX once.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (ccf/V)

171 Jesse Kelly told me so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:40 PM (BKQOu)
---

Who is Jesse Kelly and what does he have to do with the Houston thing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (VQ0bX)

172 Nephew of Diogenes is an investment advisor/economist and he loves Keynesian economics. I laugh at him.

Keynesian economics is terrible for creating wealth but great for transferring other people's wealth to you.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (vTZFs)

173 As I understand it, India's caste system is still so firmly ingrained into their society they can't get people to work in sewage treatment. The lack of basic infrastructure holds back the modernization of the entire country.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (2Ez/1)

174 My Governor, the lawn gnome Dewine, is on the radio now boo hooing about a Haitian that died because the Prez"

Oh no. How will his supporters keep their cheap apartments filled?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (cGjQu)

175 153 Except for the fact that the criminal bar is a rat-pack of cocked-up, rabid lefties, I'd be baffled that they had not been arguing 14th Amendment due process violations to get their clients freed ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (3cUTc)

=======

All true, of course.

Still, it needs to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (BKQOu)

176 146 I first read Keynes in college econ class. My reaction was two-fold:

1. This guy is an idiot and his "economic" theories are really just cover for political politics and policies.

2. This guy is a fag.

I was right on both counts.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

***

Nephew of Diogenes is an investment advisor/economist and he loves Keynesian economics. I laugh at him.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)
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That's kind of how I felt about Marx, codifying his norms into a political philosophy, so he can continue living ike a bum while a class war rages. And Islam, codifying the debased norms of his tribe into a religion, so he can continue living that way with a clear conscience.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (cWLG3)

177 It's the smell. I'll never forget that...
Posted by: man

It varies from country to country over there. It was a game in Saudi Arabia.

.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 02, 2026 12:48 PM (+YoHw)

178 “At a minimum, there seems to be little return on investment for putting resources into deporting — as the administration has — a married couple who run a landscaping business and have lived in the country for three decades, or a U.S.-born toddler sent to Haiti because the president unilaterally ended the kid’s parents’ temporary protected status.”

Too. Fucking, Bad.

Send them back home. Make damn sure there is no incentive for illegal immigration.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:48 PM (WB/3O)

179

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (ccf/V)

180 152 My Governor, the lawn gnome Dewine, is on the radio now boo hooing about a Haitian that died because the Prez. What a dick
Posted by: gycincy at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (Bl+ol)
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It's too bad, that Hatian that was just on the verge of curing cancer and creating a sustainable cold fusion system was so distraught because of Bad Orange Man that he decided to try to high-five a moving semi truck. Sad!

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (oqH4h)

181 147 It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian.

And yet India still looks and smells like a Third World Nation.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (BpO1e)

Yeah, you'd think they'd have a dynamite sewer system.

You know how I knew Japan was not just hype? Every bathroom was immaculate. Hell, you could eat off their streets. Even though tons of traffic EVERY single road looks like it had just been resurfaced. NO trash.

Be a civilization if you want to be taken seriously. India is the hilljack trash rednecks of civilization.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

182 >>That's kind of how I felt about Marx, codifying his norms into a political philosophy, so he can continue living ike a bum while a class war rages.


Descartes got away with it...and everyone that came afterwards has been trying to get on that train.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (zPGLA)

183 There was another president that came to Dallas, TX once.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:47 PM (ccf/V)

Reagan for the RNC in 1984?

: )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (WB/3O)

184 Immigrants have reduced federal, state, and local government budget deficits by a combined $14.5 trillion"

I'd really like to see the math on that.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (cGjQu)

185 Immigrants have reduced federal, state, and local government budget deficits by a combined $14.5 trillion, says Cato Institute’s
@David_J_Bier before a House Judiciary Subcommittee.


Ah yes, "immigrants" - because the Korean-American doctor who lives across the street from me should be conflated with the illegal Salvadorian selling fentanyl in San Francisco.

One of Cato's little accounting tricks is not counting any welfare benefits that go to anchor babies.

They're US citizens, after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (aD4fx)

186 *cough* leech *cough*
Posted by: Archimedes

Good catch!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (NnhvP)

187 We could charge a tax on law abiding illegals if they want to stay. Probably a terrible idea, but I'm just spitballing here.

Posted by: Max Power at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (q177U)

188 The urgency is real, in that the risk of everything reverting to the disastrous last 30 years is very real.

There's a soft amnesty bill in the House with over 50 co-sponsors, 50 of whom are GOP. Lessee. That's far more than enough to pass, with the automatic support of the Dem idiot House members. Of course it won't get a vote - if only because Johnson et al know it would be political suicide, not that they wouldn't push it through in a day if they could.

Point being the desire of 70-80% of the country to restore rule of law in immigration, which didn't matter a bit for decades, will possibly again not matter a bit, depending on 2028. This could possibly be the only "window" of opportunity on this issue, in a practical sense, forever.

There is no "resource" reason for not going all-out on turning off the employment magnet - it's thousands of times safer and more efficient than arresting criminal illegals. And produces vastly larger and more important results.

Remember this every time Mullin, or Trump, or Miller, or Homan opens their mouth.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (U/Byj)

189
The main factor of GDP growth and decline in the short and long run is investment and investment, versus subsidizing consumers or growing government, is key to making us richer in the future by not consuming wealth in the present.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

That's an interesting point, it has been observed previously that abundant cheap labor can discourage capital investment. Excess consumption, which is only possible through social spending, may compound that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (okun6)

190
For the sake of India and humanity, "

It's the smell. I'll never forget that...
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (cGjQu)


You mean the Scent of a Thousand Years or More of Shitting in the Streets, Garbage, Road Kill, Dead Plague Victims, and Patchouli(!).

It's a classic, man!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (iJfKG)

191 Nephew of Diogenes is an investment advisor/economist and he loves Keynesian economics. I laugh at him.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:43 PM (2WIwB)

Something about a fool and his money will so be parted comes to mind ...

Posted by: browndog CFP, CFMC, RIA at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (oCio0)

192
It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 12:35 PM (aD4fx)

__________

Why aren't they back fixing India?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (eRlcH)

193 he immediately asked why bank robbers shouldn't be called "unscheduled withdrawal specialists" and burglars "yet to be invited visitors", con men "alternative investment specialists".

He should have called the reporter an incipient cephalic monolith.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

194 Dewine looks like he took double handed wedgies regularly.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (+YoHw)

195 Immigrants have reduced federal, state, and local government budget deficits by a combined $14.5 trillion"

I'd really like to see the math on that.
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (cGjQu)



That's not math......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

196 Feh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (+YoHw)

197 Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, went on CNBC this morning and sounds like a grown up.

She keeps calling on Mark Carney to call PDJT, trying to get him to be the same (adult), it sounds like.

Also, she brushed off Doug Ford's threats to turn off electricity to the U.S. northeast, by pointing out yet again that Ontario would soon have no NatGas or fuel deliveries in response, so STFU.

Good interview. Very straightforward-sounding politician, and those are rare.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (N3b7w)

198 This takedown of a CNN handmaiden by Stephen Miller on the subject of illegals is getting a lot of eyeballs on X.

https://tinyurl.com/4z76wzms

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (kX27y)

199 This is all a distraction from the Epstein Files.

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (0sNs1)

200 At CaliPost, some guy explains taser failure during harpooning of stabby NYC landwhale: "thick padding ... only work when both of its probes make solid contact ... [too much] distance."

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

201 The case for deporting gang members, drug dealers, sex offenders and other criminals who endanger others is self-evident. The case for deporting an otherwise law-abiding illegal entrant or visa overstayer is less clear.
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So exhausting, this tedious, disingenuous argument.

It's crystal clear: It's a crime to enter and/or stay without visa.

They'll never answer, but what crimes do American citizens get a "get out of jail free" card to commit?

What's our one, "but we'll let this one slide" crime?
That has no statute of limitations?

"But it's different because, that's why!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (3cUTc)

202 "At a minimum, there seems to be little return on investment for putting resources into deporting — as the administration has — a married couple who run a landscaping business and have lived in the country for three decades...."

Lick the sweatiest part of my taint, Jim. You're essentially saying that we should have a doctrine of squatters' rights for staying in the US if you're here illegally. Blow me fucking dry you candy-ass.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (oqH4h)

203 161 Stephen Miller went on CNN and schooled the bimbo interviewer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 12:45 PM (1utmP)

I'd be very grateful if you could post the link. I can't find it, but saw the quotes on fb and thought maybe it was fabricated BS.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (ntaXS)

204
Also, she brushed off Doug Ford's threats to turn off electricity to the U.S. northeast, by pointing out yet again that Ontario would soon have no NatGas or fuel deliveries in response, so STFU.

Good interview. Very straightforward-sounding politician, and those are rare.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (N3b7w)



Wasn't Doug's brother the crackhead mayor of Toronto?

Who'd a thunk he was the better politician......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

205 In lighter news, our Navy continues to pound Iran around the Strait of Trump. Especially the radars and radio towers, if it radiates, it dies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)

206 Something about a fool and his money will so be parted comes to mind ...

Correct. But the fool is not the one selling Keynes, he's the one buying it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (vTZFs)

207 There must be a mistake. You must be making this up. I am RELIABLY informed by GEMINI AI that these are all hardworking, tax paying, well behaved contributors to society.

See for yourself:

GEMINI AI
"Broad empirical research indicates that large-scale removals or deportations of undocumented immigrants do not have a measurable effect on overall U.S. crime rates."

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (dIske)

208 I do not care.
It's not like one of them is going to send me her phone number.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 12:37 PM


It's exactly that attitude that will never land you a big tiddy goth girlfriend.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (bFu5X)

209 No way in hell did they run a company in the US as illegal aliens without committing 30+ years worth of Social Security fraud.
==
Yes, I find it darkly amusing that the hapless sap at the National Lampoon Review is cluelessly suggesting his prop is not in fact a multiple felon.

they should just come out and say what they mean: "some people are allowed to break the laws and we get to select who those people are. Those people are not you. You pay your taxes and shut up."

Posted by: O H EYE O at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (anL5R)

210 No visible action whatsoever on the former. Switching off the employment magnet involves no raids, no mobs, no risk to arresting officers, no stupid fake public drama, no violence. Lawyers making phone calls, for the most part. Start with the known major (and often publicly held) companies. Kill the chicken to scare the monkey. With less than 2 years left (possibly), it's impossible to understand how this hasn't begun.
Posted by: rhomboid
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It is not as easy as you say and other than the food processing industry, illegals are in the agricultural harvesting sector as essentially contractors, ditto for trucking, ditto for construction, lawn care, tree service, etc. And they are provided often by a host of shell companies giving plausible deniability to the end user.

Simpson Mazzoli gives a safe harbor for employers that hire illegals if they simply take the id and they cannot question as to whether John Smith is really their name, etc. or risk being sued for racial discrimination. That makes it extremely difficult to charge an employer as you then must indicate intent (not that they were negligent, that they were intentionally hiring illegals).

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

211 Nevermind, Huck Follywood. I see someone has. Thanks.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (ntaXS)

212 Ham sammiches fo mecca!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (K41Hs)

213 DHS Announces It Arrested 2,200 Illegal Aliens in NYC In One Month

Just a "drop in the ocean", and that's a good thing!

Posted by: Pinchet Airways at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (P5C/E)

214
I'd be very grateful if you could post the link. I can't find it, but saw the quotes on fb and thought maybe it was fabricated BS.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (ntaXS)



This one?



https://youtu.be/12O7v-R1kws

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (ccf/V)

215 58 It's an odd rule. Like, combined with NAFTA and various other shit, he was opening a door to the wonders we see today.

To be fair, Teddy Kennedy and others opened the doors up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)

Funny. Even with NAFTA I had to go through CBSA and CBP.

(Eye roll)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (WB/3O)

216 The Clinton thing, it just means the states will deliberately not "know" a welfare recipient is undocumented.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (pZ64F)

217 Self-deporations is usually 3-6x that number, so at least 4.5 million gone in the first 12 months. That was January.

I'm going to need to see the other examples. Is this really a number one can rely on, or is it largely wishful thinking?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

218 190 Even out of the third world there are smells you would like to forget. Here in Sebastian county AR there's a dog food rendering plant that will get your attention. Ask any circa 1970s jarhead that served in Iwakuni and they'll tell you about the prefecture crematory getting fired up or the binjo ditches.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (gm9Sb)

219 201 The case for deporting gang members, drug dealers, sex offenders and other criminals who endanger others is self-evident. The case for deporting an otherwise law-abiding illegal entrant or visa overstayer is less clear.
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So exhausting, this tedious, disingenuous argument.

It's crystal clear: It's a crime to enter and/or stay without visa.

They'll never answer, but what crimes do American citizens get a "get out of jail free" card to commit?

What's our one, "but we'll let this one slide" crime?
That has no statute of limitations?

"But it's different because, that's why!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (3cUTc)

Not only let slide, but keep the gains. We aren't even punishing the illegals but sending them home.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 02, 2026 12:54 PM (okun6)

220 >>Looks like!? It's the definition of a 3rd world nation.

Last time I was in India I stayed in a really nice hotel. Completely surrounded by an 8 foot wall.

Just across the street was a slum that stretched as far as the eye could see and in front of the slum was a pit of dirty water where people were bathing, washing clothes and getting drinking water. They got the drinking water from the clean half.

Smartest people on earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 12:54 PM (viF8m)

221 a married couple who run a landscaping business and have lived in the country for three decades..

A "Landscape" Company... We have lots of those around here.. A pick up truck, mower and a wheelbarrow. No habla English but they will undercut actual companies....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 12:54 PM (+gK6I)

222 Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, went on CNBC this morning and sounds like a grown up.

She keeps calling on Mark Carney to call PDJT, trying to get him to be the same (adult), it sounds like.

Also, she brushed off Doug Ford's threats to turn off electricity to the U.S. northeast, by pointing out yet again that Ontario would soon have no NatGas or fuel deliveries in response, so STFU.

Good interview. Very straightforward-sounding politician, and those are rare.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 12:51 PM (N3b7w)
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If Alberta opts for national sovereignty, Ontario and the Maritimes are screwed. Quebec has hydro going for them, although they might have to resort to burning tree bark for their steam generators to make up for the NG short-fall.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)

223 "Broad empirical research indicates that large-scale removals or deportations of undocumented immigrants do not have a measurable effect on overall U.S. crime rates."
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Note: by "broad empirical research", I mean that I checked the lunatic ravings of leftist dipshits on Reddit.

Posted by: Gemini AI at September 02, 2026 12:54 PM (anL5R)

224 TJM it's true tremendous progress is being made. My point is that the vastly largest part of the problem, that is happily also susceptible of the easiest sorts of actions, appears to sit untouched (in a systematic way).

The demonstration effect of 10 employers being perp-walked would dwarf anything similar going on now WRT self-deportation incentives.

And you'd be unlikely to see any perp walks, if the employers got "the talk" with a firm deadline from ICE.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (U/Byj)

225 "Americans commit more crimes."

Sick of hearing this excuse from Dems. First, there are only a couple very small studies with limited sample from years ago. And it might even be true because it was based on legal immigrants who in the olden days were vetted and tried to stay out of trouble. More importantly there are no studies or reliable data on illegals, especially since blue states/cites hide that data and immigration status of criminals. .

Republican need to pound this home very time some Dem spews this nonsense.

Posted by: Ripley at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (GUOwU)

226 This one?
https://youtu.be/12O7v-R1kws
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (ccf/V)

Yes, but now I realize it was a while ago.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (ntaXS)

227 174 My Governor, the lawn gnome Dewine, is on the radio now boo hooing about a Haitian that died because the Prez"
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DeWine has spent his adult life doing charitable works in Haiti, along with his brother, so I cut him some slack on accusing the President of somehow having involvement in the suicide of an obviously unhappy and disturbed individual, whom he never met, simply by enforcing the laws Congress passed and he promised to faithfully execute.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (N3b7w)

228
Meanwhile, Jim Geraghty of the National Google Review:

___________

He can expect a favorable link by Ed Driscoll at Insty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (eRlcH)

229 192
It's purest coincidence that 80% of the smartest and best people om Earth are Indian.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

About that, just no. Take a gander at the Pisa index and its worldwide rankings of 15 year old students.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

230 Afternoon Ace.
ICE grabbed a couple in my home city . The leftist pols are either outraged or oddly silent. Good job ICE

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 12:56 PM (rNkEQ)

231 7. Hot off the press: OLC holds that states accepting federal food stamp and social security assistance must report known illegal immigrants to DHS. Under a 1996 welfare-reform law, Congress required states to report any person they know to be not lawfully present in the US.
Posted by: whig

Philly and adjacent Delaware County will cease to exist & public schools could flourish!

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 12:56 PM (NFX2v)

232 >>They got the drinking water from the clean half.

>Smartest people on earth.


"We only poop upstream, Saar!"

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 12:57 PM (zPGLA)

233 225 "Americans commit more crimes."

Sick of hearing this excuse from Dems. First, there are only a couple very small studies with limited sample from years ago. And it might even be true because it was based on legal immigrants who in the olden days were vetted and tried to stay out of trouble. More importantly there are no studies or reliable data on illegals, especially since blue states/cites hide that data and immigration status of criminals. .

Republican need to pound this home very time some Dem spews this nonsense.
Posted by: Ripley at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (GUOwU)

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As a percentage of the population, heck no! Not to mention 100% of illegal aliens have commited at least one crime.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 12:58 PM (cWLG3)

234 Except for the fact that the criminal bar is a rat-pack of cocked-up, rabid lefties, I'd be baffled that they had not been arguing 14th Amendment due process violations to get their clients freed ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 12:44 PM (3cUTc)

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It's an observable pattern.

ICE is hollowing out neighborhoods. If a significant portion of your neighborhood is deported, fear and a desire to retain community will lead to more self-deportations.

But, the standard is messed up. We use estimates for the number of people who leaked across the border under Biden (100 million illegals! 1/3 people total in America!), but even reported numbers get dismissed by the right in terms of deportations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:58 PM (BKQOu)

235 . Is this really a number one can rely on, or is it largely wishful thinking?"

It's real. Even the Houston Chron admits today that schools are surprisingly far below capacity. Over 100 schools are under 60 percent capacity...

That's amazing

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:58 PM (cGjQu)

236 161 Stephen Miller went on CNN and schooled the bimbo interviewer. She made reference to illegals, calling them "undocumented", and he immediately asked why bank robbers shouldn't be called "unscheduled withdrawal specialists" and burglars "yet to be invited visitors", con men "alternative investment specialists". The bimbo responded he was using "polarizing language" and he responded that is CNN's editorial shading, he was merely using language written in law.

She stopped talking at that point, trying to figure out how she could ask a question without irritating her producers. Failed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood
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A link would be terrific.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:58 PM (VQ0bX)

237 >>epublican need to pound this home very time some Dem spews this nonsense.

It's irrelevant. They aren't US citizens and don't belong here.

If they weren't, they would commit 100% fewer crimes in the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 12:58 PM (viF8m)

238 >They got the drinking water from the clean half.

>Smartest people on earth.



GUNGADIN!!!! BRING WATER!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:58 PM (ccf/V)

239 > As I understand it, India's caste system is still so firmly ingrained into their society they can't get people to work in sewage treatment.

Yep. Cleaning sewers, septic tanks, dry latrines, and public toilets are all Dalit work. Maids are often not the lowest caste, so they will clean everything but the toilet. They'll hire someone specifically to do just that work.

Further, a big part of the reason India has such a big public pooping issue is this dynamic. People will intentionally choose to poop in a field or on a beach because a dry latrine has to be cleaned, and cleaning a dry latrine is Dalit work and they don't want to go through the effort or expense of hiring someone to clean.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2026 12:59 PM (mkw2N)

240 PISA scores by country, 2026.
https://tinyurl.com/pjdnf7az

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

241 Nevermind, Huck Follywood. I see someone has. Thanks.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 12:52 PM (ntaXS)
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Sorry, I missed your ask, but am glad you found it. I should probably always post the links...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 01:00 PM (N3b7w)

242 224 TJM it's true tremendous progress is being made. My point is that the vastly largest part of the problem, that is happily also susceptible of the easiest sorts of actions, appears to sit untouched (in a systematic way).

The demonstration effect of 10 employers being perp-walked would dwarf anything similar going on now WRT self-deportation incentives.

And you'd be unlikely to see any perp walks, if the employers got "the talk" with a firm deadline from ICE.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2026 12:55 PM (U/Byj)

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I highly suggest you read the law on employing illegals.

It's extremely lenient towards employers. The law, as written, is the actual issue.

If you can find a Fortune 500 company who says, "Juan Rodruigez, I know that you are an illegal, and I'm hiring you." Good luck. But it's all going to be, "Juan Rodruigez was passed through the eVerify system, so we are free of legal exposure."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:00 PM (BKQOu)

243
Even out of the third world there are smells you would like to forget. Here in Sebastian county AR there's a dog food rendering plant that will get your attention. Ask any circa 1970s jarhead that served in Iwakuni and they'll tell you about the prefecture crematory getting fired up or the binjo ditches.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (gm9Sb)



The Harris Ranch stockyards along I5 in CA in the Central Valley. You can smell them a good 5 miles before you even see the first steer.

Oddly enough, I find the smell to be simultaneously disgusting and inviting. It announces "Delicious Steak Factory, so suck it, vegan scum"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (y9nCu)

244 Is this really a number one can rely on, or is it largely wishful thinking?"

It's real. Even the Houston Chron admits today that schools are surprisingly far below capacity. Over 100 schools are under 60 percent capacity...


Come on. That is NOT a reliable support for the claimed number. Are enrollments down? Maybe, but by how much, and can that number be extrapolated to the entire country? Doubtful. How do we know the illegals aren't all just heading to the places they think they'll be safest from deportation?

Don't get me wrong. I'm all in favor of what they're doing, and I think the numbers of illegals are down, but I'm not going to cite numbers I can't support.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (Riz8t)

245 At a minimum, there seems to be little return on investment for putting resources into deporting — as the administration has — a married couple who run a landscaping business and have lived in the country for three decades....

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There's no ROI on lighting fireworks, or bowling, or watching Van Damme movies. We do that because it's fun.

There's probably no ROI on a slave-hewn double PANAMAX canal from Anchorage to New Orleans. That's for the dignity.

Man doesn't live by ROI alone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)

246 whig I don't think companies are going to try and fight things based on the points you mention. Not many. Process is not just the punishment but the effective spur to change. Larger and publicly held outfits definitely would not fight this fight vs. comply.

For those that do, target the employees themselves, who have no tricks or dodges.

Not a chance that a serious take-down of employers would not work. The eVerify game has never been tried in an environment of actual enforcement.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (U/Byj)

247 I have 100 Trump coins coming my way, eventually, and I found 2 OEM Browning Hi-Power mags in .40. The mousetrap ones that are hard to get.

This is turning into a great day.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (QNl6I)

248 That event in Houston last month where they jammed up a guy using unmarked vehicles and wound up shooting him disappeared from the media. There was a three day brouhaha then nothing, no published resolution.
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The last I heard, their lawyer was claiming the 3 baggies of crystalline substance found in the van was ... salt.

Yeah ... that's the ticket! It was rock salt! Everybody has small, plastic sandwich bags tied with a knot of rock salt!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (3cUTc)

249 "CNN handmaiden" is a good pejorative.

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (Q6P2R)

250 If Alberta opts for national sovereignty, Ontario and the Maritimes are screwed. Quebec has hydro going for them, although they might have to resort to burning tree bark for their steam generators to make up for the NG short-fall.
Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 12:54 PM (rj6Yv)
_________________________________

Look at the Canadian Equalization payments to hammer this point home. Alberta, Saskatchewan, and BC receive absolutely nothing. Quebec and Ontario receive the Lion's share. It's essentially Socialism used to allow the Eastern portion of Canada to continue to exist.

UNFORTUNATELY, despite what Danielle Smith says, she is on record being against Alberta going out on their own, and is just playing the issue back and forth to remain Premier. Alberta remains part of Canada until they get a firebrand leading that Province who tells the Canadian Supreme court to go to hell, and ignores at least 3 Treaties in effict with the "indigenous" tribes of that region.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

251 "Americans commit more crimes."

Whether this is true or not isn't even the point.

Illegals commit crimes IN ADDITION to Americans.

What happened to 'if it saves even one life!'?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (PGK1w)

252 My solution is that we trade for the productive assimilated illegal for a self righteous American hating Leftist.

They can pick any country to move to . Moving expenses on Uncle Sam.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (KC5Lt)

253 Who would you rather have in this country?:

Muslims
Illegal Aliens
Indians

PRIORITIES

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (VQ0bX)

254
What happened to 'if it saves even one life!'?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (PGK1w)



It's a sacrifice that must be made so Democrats can win elections, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:03 PM (ccf/V)

255 >> Even the Houston Chron admits today that schools are surprisingly far below capacity. Over 100 schools are under 60 percent capacity...


Awesome News.

Time to Fire 40% of the Support Staff and Teachers.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:03 PM (zPGLA)

256 Stephen Miller goes on CNN link

https://tinyurl.com/pkp77vrx

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 01:03 PM (N3b7w)

257 115 See a problem here - no remorse for the victims of the NYC stabbings and speaking in Spanish. I read that the family came here in the 70's from Ecuador. So, why no English? I'm beginning to think we have too many legal immigrants.

My mother was born German and German was her first language. I speak better German than she does. But then, she wasn’t coddled - she was told “welcome to America, kid, here we speak English”. So she learned the hard way.

I have long thought we coddle immigrants to this country and do not have them learn English. I have people at the side hustle shocked and appalled that I do not know Spanish fluently. (I’m offended that you live in this country and make no effort to learn the vernacular. My mother did it but you can’t?). Too many people here want America to be more like Quebec or Belgium. I don’t.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 01:03 PM (WB/3O)

258 What happened to 'if it saves even one life!'?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM


You thought we were serious about that?

- The Left

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:05 PM (bFu5X)

259 In tribute to Senior Mannix........

https://shorturl.fm/Y5vPd
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
........

My goodness, I don't think she's wearing any underwear!

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 01:05 PM (UjdFS)

260 . Alberta remains part of Canada until they get a firebrand leading that Province who tells the Canadian Supreme court to go to hell, and ignores at least 3 Treaties in effict with the "indigenous" tribes of that region.

Posted by: Orson a
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It would be helpful to have the Indians on their side.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:05 PM (VQ0bX)

261 I look at India and it's filth and I'm amazed that there aren't more huge outbreaks of bacterial or viral diseases. Must have strong immune systems after centuries of being exposed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:06 PM (rNkEQ)

262
It would be helpful to have the Indians on their side.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:05 PM (VQ0bX)



Casino or 7-Eleven?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:06 PM (ccf/V)

263 That is NOT a reliable support for the claimed number. Are enrollments down"

Reportedly, yes. And illegals aren't evenly distributed across the country - the greater Houston area has been one of if not the greatest single concentration of illegals in the US, therefore such a change here is...huge

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 01:06 PM (cGjQu)

264 Meanwhile, in Ceuta...
https://tinyurl.com/kcuy7fpd

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)

265 TJM FFS, I am very familiar not just with the law but the enforcement history.

Again, for those firms that say yeah, we want to take on this losing fight that could end our business, go after the employees directly. And make the employer go through maximum pain and expenditure to try their dodge. Few will make that choice.

Leverage. And all very cheap and risk-free to use. Doesn't even draw on the uniformed element very much.

Or pre-emptively surrender and concede only the small criminal portion of the problem will ever be addressed. Which seems most likely, as the political class is still 1,000% fanatically committed to open borders for employees.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2026 01:07 PM (U/Byj)

266 256 Stephen Miller goes on CNN link

https://tinyurl.com/pkp77vrx

Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:07 PM (VQ0bX)

267 What happened to 'if it saves even one life!'?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM

You thought we were serious about that?

- The Left

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:05 PM (bFu5X)

No. But I do like to rub their noses in it.

I dropped 'my body, my choice' on every Karen McDanger-Hair who told me to wear my mask or walk in the direction of arrows here in NoVA.

You could physically see their brains short out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:08 PM (PGK1w)

268 I saw a video of some city in India that had a river running through it and there was so much trash in the river that people were just walking across it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 02, 2026 01:08 PM (QNl6I)

269
UNFORTUNATELY, despite what Danielle Smith says, she is on record being against Alberta going out on their own, and is just playing the issue back and forth to remain Premier. Alberta remains part of Canada until they get a firebrand leading that Province who tells the Canadian Supreme court to go to hell, and ignores at least 3 Treaties in effict with the "indigenous" tribes of that region.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

Which is dumb because if she fully backed the referendum (or at least demanded a straight up independence referendum take place), if it passed, she could go to Ottawa, go to PM Carney and tell him “Look, fucker, either you give my province a fair deal or you go down as Canada’s last PM. Last chance.” Instead, time to waffle.

Premier Smith has little vision past the next election.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 01:09 PM (WB/3O)

270 I saw a video of some city in India that had a river running through it and there was so much trash in the river that people were just walking across it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 02, 2026 01:08 PM (QNl6I)



I mean, they drink cow urine........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

271 265 Or pre-emptively surrender and concede only the small criminal portion of the problem will ever be addressed. Which seems most likely, as the political class is still 1,000% fanatically committed to open borders for employees.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2026 01:07 PM (U/Byj)

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You're demanding theater. Theater that will blow up because the employers are in line with the statute. Theater that will lead to increased protections for employers who do the bare minimum.

The answer is to change the law, not theater that leads to losses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:09 PM (BKQOu)

272 UNFORTUNATELY, despite what Danielle Smith says, she is on record being against Alberta going out on their own, and is just playing the issue back and forth to remain Premier. Alberta remains part of Canada until they get a firebrand leading that Province who tells the Canadian Supreme court to go to hell, and ignores at least 3 Treaties in effict with the "indigenous" tribes of that region.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)
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I know diddly-squat about Canadian politics, but from what I've seen and heard, Smith is playing it smart. She's simply (as she puts it) putting the 10 questions on paper and letting the Alberta voters make the decision. Putting the cart before the horse would make matters worse and give Ottawa more options for mischief before the people state their position via the ballot box.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)

273 I don't think she's wearing any underwear!"

At least it's not a trap...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 01:09 PM (cGjQu)

274 Now we know what Democrats meant all these years when they said everything they do is "for the children".

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:10 PM (yTlP3)

275
You're demanding theater. Theater that will blow up because the employers are in line with the statute. Theater that will lead to increased protections for employers who do the bare minimum.

The answer is to change the law, not theater that leads to losses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:09 PM (BKQOu)



But don't you review movies n' shit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

276 See for yourself:

GEMINI AI
"Broad empirical research indicates that large-scale removals or deportations of undocumented immigrants do not have a measurable effect on overall U.S. crime rates."


"Show me the data."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:10 PM (vTZFs)

277
I have 100 Trump coins coming my way, eventually, and I found 2 OEM Browning Hi-Power mags in .40. The mousetrap ones that are hard to get.

This is turning into a great day.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (QNl6I)



Ugh. I hate mousetrap BHP mags. Had a bunch of them for my 9mm BHP. Pull the mag safety off the trigger, as well as the mousetrap springs and be done with it. Bonus: the trigger pull is vastly improved, without breaking out a single file or scrap of sandpaper.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 01:10 PM (y9nCu)

278 It's too bad, that Hatian that was just on the verge of curing cancer and creating a sustainable cold fusion system was so distraught because of Bad Orange Man that he decided to try to high-five a moving semi truck. Sad!
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Such a continuing tragedy!!

All these shithole countries and cultures were on the cusp of inventing all the wonders of modern civilization--the wheel, eating utensils, steam engines, cars, etc.--and then Evil European colonized them!!

And then, just as they were about to beak through again, having been invited into civilization to live here, we kick them out!!

How are they ever going to invent the basics of civilization?!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:10 PM (3cUTc)

279 Broad empirical research indicates that large-scale removals or deportations of undocumented immigrants do not have a measurable effect on overall U.S. crime rates."
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Garbage In, Garbage Out.

Applies twice here.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (yTlP3)

280 Awesome News.

Time to Fire 40% of the Support Staff and Teachers.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:03 PM (zPGLA)

We get it. You hate teachers.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (WB/3O)

281 275
But don't you review movies n' shit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

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A movie? What is it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (BKQOu)

282 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (+YoHw)

283 "DHS Announces It Trebucheted 2,200 Illegal Aliens Into A Pit Of Despair and Fire In NYC In One Month" would be a better headline.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (kO8hw)

284 261 We would see Vietnamese wading in paddies with no ill effect, yet we round eyes could stomp around in that sludge and come down with various skin diseases and hookworm.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (gm9Sb)

285 OK, what is a "Trump Coin" ??

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (g47mK)

286 New one:

Hunter Biden: I Used Burisma Money To Buy Drugs and Whores and My Daddy Used to Visit Me in My Crackdens With His Vice Presidential Motorcade

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (Riz8t)

287 A movie? What is it?"

Prometheus

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (cGjQu)

288 >>We get it. You hate teachers.


I hate ALL Union Stooges and Clowns.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (zPGLA)

289 ======

A movie? What is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (BKQOu)



A thing that plays on big screens in a large room filled with seats, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (ccf/V)

290 Oh, $1 coins with trump's face on it. OK.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (g47mK)

291 I dropped 'my body, my choice' on every Karen McDanger-Hair who told me to wear my mask or walk in the direction of arrows here in NoVA.

And when they say "It's not just your body; you're affecting someone else's" retort "Oh, you mean like an abortion?"

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (vTZFs)

292 It would be helpful to have the Indians on their side.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:05 PM (VQ0bX)
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The tribal associations are cold-blooded about their subsidy money. It's hard to outbid the political entity controlling the financial printing press.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (rj6Yv)

293 A story told with moving pictures and synchronized audio.
But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Victor Vector at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (2Ez/1)

294 TANF, AFDC -- I'm sick of these obfuscating acronyms and abbreviations.

The Brits used to call these giveaways of taxpayer money "the dole." I like that. Short, with no confusion as to what it is.

Let's start calling it that.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (yRCXf)

295
I look at India and it's filth and I'm amazed that there aren't more huge outbreaks of bacterial or viral diseases. Must have strong immune systems after centuries of being exposed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:06 PM (rNkEQ)




I'm sure that there are huge outbreaks. If memory serves, they've had huge plagues throughout their history, almost annually. The big death tolls most likely are occurring out in the rural areas (out of sight, out of mind). Besides, it's the lower castes who drop like flies, so who cares?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (y9nCu)

296 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (2Ez/1)

297 Even out of the third world there are smells you would like to forget. Here in Sebastian county AR there's a dog food rendering plant that will get your attention. Ask any circa 1970s jarhead that served in Iwakuni and they'll tell you about the prefecture crematory getting fired up or the binjo ditches.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 12:53 PM (gm9Sb)


Even first world countries like Japan and the ROK use the tried and true millennia old method for fertilizing rice paddies.

Human shit.

SOP throughout East and SE Asia as far as I know

(The worst smells come from paper mills. Maxwell AFB is near enough to them. Breathing that in during a run made me want to throw up.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (WB/3O)

298 Come on. That is NOT a reliable support for the claimed number. Are enrollments down? Maybe, but by how much, and can that number be extrapolated to the entire country? Doubtful.
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Yes, they actually are.
And they are straining with all their might to blame charter schools.

It's so transparently stupid.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (3cUTc)

299 I hate ALL Union Stooges and Clowns.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (zPGLA)
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I grew up listening to TV ads telling me to look for the union label. It seems you actually found some.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (rj6Yv)

300 294 TANF, AFDC -- I'm sick of these obfuscating acronyms and abbreviations.

The Brits used to call these giveaways of taxpayer money "the dole." I like that. Short, with no confusion as to what it is.

Let's start calling it that.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (yRCXf)

I could choose another name but this hides the immorality.

Posted by: MAID at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (WB/3O)

301 I used to be a thing.

Posted by: Food Stamps at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (2Ez/1)

302 Nood of course.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (WB/3O)

303 UNFORTUNATELY, despite what Danielle Smith says, she is on record being against Alberta going out on their own, and is just playing the issue back and forth to remain Premier. Alberta remains part of Canada until they get a firebrand leading that Province who tells the Canadian Supreme court to go to hell, and ignores at least 3 Treaties in effict with the "indigenous" tribes of that region.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM (dIske)

Agreed. She is a weasel, and not the good kind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (1z8ji)

304 What happened to 'if it saves even one life!'?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM


Our lives, not yours.

Posted by: Your Overlords at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (4NO2D)

305 Ummm … this just ain't movin' fast enough to get 'em out before the erections … wait - what!?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (ayRl+)

306 Casino or 7-Eleven?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Both

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (VQ0bX)

307 The Harris Ranch stockyards along I5 in CA in the Central Valley. You can smell them a good 5 miles before you even see the first steer.

Oddly enough, I find the smell to be simultaneously disgusting and inviting. It announces "Delicious Steak Factory, so suck it, vegan scum"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 01:01 PM (y9nCu)

Friend of mine would pick up their ribeyes and porterhouses whenever he drove by there. It truly is a delicious streak factory...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (nbLIj)

308 "I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"
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And a Gemini WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (Fi81e)

309 What happened to 'if it saves even one life!'?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:02 PM
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That's only when they like it.

Couldn't they easily "save one life" by recognizing the life of an unborn and stopping an abortion.

Yeah, they're not that into saving life.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (Fi81e)

310 People bash my ideas about dissolving the Union because they love being lorded over by homosexual crackheads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:15 PM (BI5O2)

Wednesday Morning Rant

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Enforcement

On Monday, the federal Department of Transportation announced that it, along with DHS and DOJ, has launched a major investigative and response operation targeted at rubber-stamp CDL training organizations that put non-English-speaking, illegal alien or other unqualified drivers on American highways. The first salvo has already been fired at the first layer in the CDL stack: introductory skills training. Federal DOT has, effective immediately, decertified and forced to shut down 110 entry-level CDL training programs.

That sounds like a lot, and it is - but it is also somehow apparently just a nibble at the edges. The press release on the operation is shocking. It starts with what has already been done, and some of it is stuff the agencies have been talking about for a while. Over the past 18 months, federal DOT has forced states to revoke around 30,000 fraudulent CDLs and purged in excess of 8,000 phony, incompetent, corrupt, fraudulent or derelict training organizations from its registry. That is before the 110 it purged in Monday's emergency action, and those that will come next. That sounds like a lot, and it is.

That 8,000 number of training providers removed from the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA) registry is astounding. The registry is a Biden-era artifact that registers training providers (driving schools, training organizations, independent organizations that train their own people, etc.) who self-certify that the requirements are met. The registry is public and searchable, and the largest category (Class B behind-the-wheel instruction) has about 3,800 providers listed. In total, going category-by-category, there are just over 28,000 providers currently listed - but there is overlap across categories. A lot of it. At least 739 organizations are listed a total of nine times, since they offer programs in every category. The real number of unique organizations on the list is much, much smaller than the gross number.

This puts that 8,000 figure into perspective. Over the last 18 months, federal DOT has probably purged between a third and half of the list, and the 110 removals in this week's emergency action are just the latest wave. Late last year, FMCSA chief Derek Barrs announced that the agency will be winding down the self-certification model, since it is rife with fraud and general inaccuracies (including dormant and defunct organizations). Dumping a large portion of the registry in 18 months is a strong indicator that the registry doesn't work.

Along with the 110 revocations announced, there are more on the horizon. From the DOT press release:

In July, FMCSA sent 175 investigators in 40 states to conduct nearly 400 investigations of ELDT [Entry Level Driver Training] providers. The investigations uncovered several serious cases of non-compliance ... These targeted efforts resulted in more than 160 notices of proposed removals from FMCSA's TPR. Drivers certified by these 160+ ELDT providers are linked to 239 commercial motor vehicle-related fatalities.
"More than 160" out of "nearly 400." For those of you doing the math at home, that's a lot. Assuming it is exactly 160 and 400, that amounts to a staggering 40%, and that appears to be a floor. 40% of investigations turned up enough bad behavior that the DOT is going to pull their certifications - on top of the 110 they already did during this initiative and the ~8,000 that preceded it.

While DOT is working on purging bad training organizations through the registry, Homeland Security Investigations is also a part of this new push, and they will be targeting a further 200 driving schools. Assuming they're as successful as DOT, expect another 80 to be shut down as a result. Outside of that, HSI is following up on more than a thousand other organizations:

HSI, in coordination with USDOT FMCSA and USDOT OIG, disseminated over 1,000 CDL-related business leads stemming from known or suspect business engaged in unsafe practices on the roadways and transportation-sector exploitation
This appears to the backwards-in-time approach, mapping incidents back to organizations and looking for trends. HSI is is also focusing on the fraud side of things - immigration, documentation, financial, medical, etc.

The announcement makes a point to outline state-level response options to FMCSA actions - including withholding funding and the final step of the FMCSA decertifying a state so the state cannot issue new or modify existing CDLs if they don't get their problems under control. Time will tell if the FMCSA actually goes that far, but it is a promising sign that they're at least loudly talking about serious consequences for the states that have let the CDL disaster get to this point.

While it is absolutely a good thing that DOT and other organizations are hitting hard on the fraudulent training and certification problem, the scale of the problem exceeds even my cynical expectations. A 40% conversion rate on investigations is crazy. The fraud, criminality and general rot in the CDL complex seems to run very, very deep indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

2 Mannix got the keys to the time machine?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

3 I'll be lum'n.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (NcvvS)

5 Good to see you finally wrestled the keys from Doof.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

6 This puts that 8,000 figure into perspective. Over the last 18 months, federal DOT has probably purged between a third and half of the list, and the 110 removals in this week's emergency action are just the latest wave. Late last year, FMCSA chief Derek Barrs announced that the agency will be winding down the self-certification model, since it is rife with fraud and general inaccuracies (including dormant and defunct organizations). Dumping a large portion of the registry in 18 months is a strong indicator that the registry doesn't work.

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Sure, but did any one of these changes completely and totally fix our immigration issues instantly?

No?

Then nothing is happening.

I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so obviously no one has been deported even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:10 AM (BKQOu)

7 It is my belief that anyone that loses a loved one to a fraudulent CDL driver should receive a minimum of $100m from the state that issued the license.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:11 AM (ccf/V)

8 IIRC there are, or were, a lot of loopholes that allowed the CDL and trucking industries to avoid.... legal entanglements. Which is how we got into this mess in the first place.

I wonder if the current crackdown is a result of those loopholes being closed. It oughta be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 11:11 AM (2Cry5)

9 This appears to the backwards-in-time approach, mapping incidents back to organizations and looking for trends. HSI is is also focusing on the fraud side of things - immigration, documentation, financial, medical, etc.

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I suspect it's the work of a former DOGE employee who got hired at the agency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:12 AM (BKQOu)

10 I ran across Brianna Wu of all people complaining about MA Dems choosing Ed Markey (ancient extreme leftist) over Seth Moulton (middle aged far leftist)

And he made two arguments: Dem chose Markey because he's fairly openly anti-semitic and because he's full on with transing the kids.

Wu is you'll note a leftwing tranny himself. This is how insane the left has gotten...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:12 AM (sKqQm)

11 While it is absolutely a good thing that DOT and other organizations are hitting hard on the fraudulent training and certification problem, the scale of the problem exceeds even my cynical expectations. A 40% conversion rate on investigations is crazy. The fraud, criminality and general rot in the CDL complex seems to run very, very deep indeed.

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But elections are clean. No one would cheat at elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (BKQOu)

12 I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so obviously no one has been deported even.

Let me guess he did NOT get one of those famous Costco hotdogs...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

13 When do they start going after the companies that are hiring these ILLEGAL ALIENS?

Yeah, they've got a CDL from some shithole sanctuary state. They're still ILLEGAL.

I thought employing an ILLEGAL was, um....ILLEGAL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

14 I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so obviously no one has been deported even.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:10 AM (BKQOu)
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You're getting a lot of mileage out of that Bangladeshi guy. No wonder he keeps showing up at your CostCo.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (amcLV)

15 The thing causing all of this negative publicity is the fact that these illegals keep killing kids on the highways. It looks BAD.

But so far, it's all been filthy, disgusting men doing the child-killing.

What these corrupt CDL schools need is for a *lady* driver to drive through a playground and wipe out like 20 toddlers. Then the Sisterhood will fight tooth and nail for their cause.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 11:14 AM (BI5O2)

16
But elections are clean. No one would cheat at elections.


The left: Anyone claiming there was even a hint of fraud in the 2020 election is a lying Russian bot white supremacist who hates science. We have the most secure elections in the world and they simply can't be stolen

Also the left: The elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, 2016, and 2024 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:14 AM (sKqQm)

17 13 When do they start going after the companies that are hiring these ILLEGAL ALIENS?

Yeah, they've got a CDL from some shithole sanctuary state. They're still ILLEGAL.

I thought employing an ILLEGAL was, um....ILLEGAL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

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The law is written in a way where employers get legal protection if they just run the name through eVerify.

You have to have the worst legal department in the world, or none at all, to expose yourself to legal issues in hiring illegal immigrants, because the law, as written, gives tremendous presumption towards employers in the situation.

This one question isn't a question of enforcement. It's how the law is written. The law needs to change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:15 AM (BKQOu)

18 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

and i just admitted that state governments are committing fraud because i'm retarded

Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 11:16 AM (gwTJ4)

19 When do they start going after the companies that are hiring these ILLEGAL ALIENS?


Again, we need a Roosevelt solution.

If a trucking company hired a "Japanese Undocumented Worker" in 1942 how quickly would the CEO of that company be on trial for treason?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:16 AM (sKqQm)

20 Thx Joe.
It would be interesting if a red state DA decided to indict a blue state county clerk or state DMV head for criminally negligent homicide in a death caused by the illegal license mill. That would cause some panic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 11:16 AM (rNkEQ)

21 Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 11:16 AM (gwTJ4)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 02, 2026 11:16 AM (ccf/V)

22 I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so obviously no one has been deported even.

Let me guess he did NOT get one of those famous Costco hotdogs...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

I saw a werewolf at Trader Vic's.
His hair was perfect.

Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at September 02, 2026 11:17 AM (ufFY8)

23 You're getting a lot of mileage out of that Bangladeshi guy. No wonder he keeps showing up at your CostCo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

"I hope that I don't see that guy who's always pestering me to 'like and subscribe' at CostCo today."
-- Bangladeshi guy

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:17 AM (77rzZ)

24 7 It is my belief that anyone that loses a loved one to a fraudulent CDL driver should receive a minimum of $100m from the state that issued the license.
Posted by: Sponge

That just punishes the citizens of the state. I prefer that you apply asset takings to the specific politicians and managers of these programs at the state level that enabled it.

If you impoverish the individuals responsible, then it is a far stronger disincentive to ever doing the same again and future assholes wanting to do the same thing get dissuaded as well.

If one marijuana cigarette can cause a boat or car to be impounded and sold, then a pattern of approving fake and gay CDL schools that graduate illegals killing people means everything these civil servants and their political masters have should be up for taking.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:17 AM (E4rtv)

25 Paul-

Continue being a fucking queer lot lizard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 11:18 AM (SuLfH)

26 Can we help it if we like to eat $1.50 hot dogs?

Posted by: Guys from Bangladesh at September 02, 2026 11:18 AM (2Ez/1)

27
This one question isn't a question of enforcement. It's how the law is written. The law needs to change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:15 AM (BKQOu)



If only there was a political party in charge of things that would look into it because it's what the people want.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:19 AM (ccf/V)

28 Being licensed only penalizes the law abiding. The illegal savages who come here could care less about a CDL "license" and only get them to take jobs away from the law abiding citizens.They are still low IQ savages who cannot drive let alone wash their asses and all should be deported with or without a CDL "license".

Posted by: Vivek Ramaslamadingdong at September 02, 2026 11:19 AM (+iYtA)

29 When do they start going after the companies that are hiring these ILLEGAL ALIENS?


Again, we need a Roosevelt solution.

If a trucking company hired a "Japanese Undocumented Worker" in 1942 how quickly would the CEO of that company be on trial for treason?
Posted by: 18-1


Just need drug dealer/asset forfeiture laws applied.

You made money illegally by hiring an illegal? Fine.
We are taking your company. Same as a dealers crib and cars.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 11:19 AM (ANkWq)

30
That just punishes the citizens of the state. I prefer that you apply asset takings to the specific politicians and managers of these programs at the state level that enabled it.




Fine. It's the citizens of the state that keep electing the f*cktards that enable these things.

So sorry, you need to be PUNISHED for your actions.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (ccf/V)

31 27 If only there was a political party in charge of things that would look into it because it's what the people want.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:19 AM (ccf/V)

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It's a good thing the makeup of the Republican Party is changing over time. Because it is.

It's going to take a long time to shore up the immigration mess that started in the 60s. It always does.

The 1926 immigration bill was the result of something like 40 years of work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (BKQOu)

32 20 Thx Joe.
It would be interesting if a red state DA decided to indict a blue state county clerk or state DMV head for criminally negligent homicide in a death caused by the illegal license mill. That would cause some panic
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Time to end qualified immunity for all but law enforcement in the midst of actively arresting criminals. Qualified immunity for desk jockeys, warrant applications, illegal CDL schools, refusal to give data on election fraud, etc. should all be eliminated.

Oh, and judges and prosecutors only get qualified immunity too and if they act beyond their legal powers, ultra vires as found by a jury, no immunity.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

33 That just punishes the citizens of the state. I prefer that you apply asset takings to the specific politicians and managers of these programs at the state level that enabled it.

This is a real problem with our system overall.

On the rare occasions government officials have to pay for wrong doing they do so with taxpayer funds.

We need to bring back personal and specific legal responsibility.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (sKqQm)

34 These post-DOGE trolls are terrible.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (SuLfH)

35 The fraud, criminality and general rot in the CDL complex seems to run very, very deep indeed."

Funny about that - a highly regulated industry...runs around said regulations.

Whodathunkit?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (cGjQu)

36 Did Paul just admit he's an illegal alien?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (ccf/V)

37 Yeah, they've got a CDL from some shithole sanctuary state. They're still ILLEGAL.

I thought employing an ILLEGAL was, um....ILLEGAL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Around here they are not that easy to get, finger prints, written test and road test all administered by asshoe. Annual basic physical.
They are not that easy to keep.
This must be a blue state issue.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 11:21 AM (VQ0bX)

38 35 The fraud, criminality and general rot in the CDL complex seems to run very, very deep indeed."

Funny about that - a highly regulated industry...runs around said regulations.

Whodathunkit?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (cGjQu)

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"Regulatory capture is not real. No one would do that. Also, every Republican is creating loopholes to make themselves rich while in government."
-Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:21 AM (BKQOu)

39 States caught issuing CDL's to illegals who don't qualify to hold a CDL should lose the right to issue the licenses altogether.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:21 AM (ccf/V)

40 Long overdue, and a lot more to do!

Isn't it wonderful to finally have an administration who wants to do more than maintain the dysfunction, completely corrupted status quo!?

We MUST have someone from Trump's administration as POTUS in 2028 to follow through on what they've started.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 11:22 AM (X8xt3)

41 Being licensed only penalizes the law abiding"

No. You've got to be kidding. Hey, let's buy some stuff from these street guys, ok?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:22 AM (cGjQu)

42 I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so obviously no one has been deported even.

Let me guess he did NOT get one of those famous Costco hotdogs...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

I saw a werewolf at Trader Vic's.
His hair was perfect.
Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at September 02, 2026 11:17 AM (ufFY

I saw mama kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

Too early?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 11:22 AM (g8Ew8)

43 @32 not sure Qualified Immunity would apply. Illegal acts are illegal. Cops get indicted for murder in blue states for bs. I'd just like to see someone try. Even if it wasn't successful, it might stop this crap quicker than a Fed investigation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 11:23 AM (rNkEQ)

44 I saw mama kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

Saint Nick > The Paolo

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:23 AM (sKqQm)

45 39 States caught issuing CDL's to illegals who don't qualify to hold a CDL should lose the right to issue the licenses altogether.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Good idea but it would be a rolling ball of legal catfight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 11:24 AM (VQ0bX)

46 Regulatory capture is not real. No one would do that. Also, every Republican is creating loopholes to make themselves rich while in government."
-Reddit"

Snortworthy, that is...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:24 AM (cGjQu)

47 Oh, and judges and prosecutors only get qualified immunity too and if they act beyond their legal powers, ultra vires as found by a jury, no immunity.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:20 AM (E4rtv)

We'd need a Bukeli to get that accomplished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 11:24 AM (edUvp)

48 Fine. It's the citizens of the state that keep electing the f*cktards that enable these things.

So sorry, you need to be PUNISHED for your actions.
Posted by: Sponge
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With endemic voter fraud in blue states or even blue cities in red states and 24/7 media gaslighting, I don't think we can confidently say who the citizens voted for.

Actual leftist loon percentage of American population is still right about about 20-25 percent, and it hasn't budged much, conservatives about 35-40 percent. The left relies on gimmedats to be competitive, the right relies on wishy washy Cornyn corporatists and gentler kinder Bush types.

If you take out the individuals responsible directly for the mess and take their wealth, homes, cars, investments, then you set an example to them that this is not what you need to be doing.

Punishing taxpayers at large is just fine for assholes to do and they do that constantly even in place like Kansas where the DOJ is suing to prevent secret transing of kids from their school system. Bankrupt the School Board members, the teachers and principals involved, they will find other hobbies.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)

49 Oh by the way... you can operate a Class A recreational vehicle that weighs up to 26,000 lbs. with your basic garden variety driver's license. So there's that.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 11:25 AM (2Ez/1)

50 Hopefully, Prolapse Paul gets tuned up good before his deportation. Maybe beat some sense into him.

Dumbfuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 11:26 AM (SuLfH)

51 We'd need a Bukeli to get that accomplished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 11:24 AM (edUvp)
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He also has the benefit of a supermajority of like-thinkers in the legislature.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:27 AM (amcLV)

52 It just boggles my mind that Democrats are so focused on power they will embrace any group, no matter how extreme or unlawful to get it.

Eliminating illegal immigration and things like voter ID are overwhelmingly supported by an electorate who doesn’t agree on very much. That informs you as to how much illegal voting and election fraud schemes are crucial to their victory. They simply can’t win without it.

But we should totally give Democrats a majority to completely install their permanent autocracy.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:27 AM (BswBb)

53 51 We'd need a Bukeli to get that accomplished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 11:24 AM (edUvp)
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He also has the benefit of a supermajority of like-thinkers in the legislature.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:27 AM (amcLV)

========

He's like DeSantis that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:27 AM (BKQOu)

54 42 I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so obviously no one has been deported even.

Let me guess he did NOT get one of those famous Costco hotdogs...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

I saw a werewolf at Trader Vic's.
His hair was perfect.
Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at September 02, 2026 11:17 AM (ufFY

I saw mama kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

Too early?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 11:22 AM (g8Ew

I tawt I taw a putty tat

Posted by: Zombie Jason Arday at September 02, 2026 11:28 AM (r7+Q7)

55 Can we help it if we like to eat $1.50 hot dogs?

I'm a big spender. I get the pizza combo because it impresses the chicks behind the counter when I flash my wad.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:28 AM (vTZFs)

56 >>When do they start going after the companies that are hiring these ILLEGAL ALIENS? . . .

I thought employing an ILLEGAL was, um....ILLEGAL.



The companies hiring them are owned by foreigners, pretty sure run from outside the country in a lot of cases.

This gal, who is working with Duffy, has been tracking these shady, numerous trucking companies for years. She's been complaining about all the "no name given" trucking companies that are allowed to register as such, in addition to the "no name given" CDLs.

https://x.com/maybedanielleee

My guess would be they want to get the foreigners off the road first, then attack their source: foreigner employers.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 11:29 AM (X8xt3)

57 44 I saw mama kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

Saint Nick > The Paolo


i wonder if mom knows she could upgrade

Posted by: junior at September 02, 2026 11:29 AM (oY6Yp)

58 I think a lot of people would be surprised how conservative some of the people are in various Blue States outside the Democrat shithole cities.

It’s why a lot of those people are leaving for Red states. They’ve had enough funding these assholes.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:29 AM (BswBb)

59 We'd need a Bukeli to get that accomplished.
Posted by: Tom Servo

No, prosecutors merely a change in statute. Same with qualified immunity. Those are common law rulings, not constitutional.

On judges, there is a constitutional separation of powers to be made perhaps, but states could easily amend state constitutions for removal of such protections of judges in their own states.

Federal judges, I would set up a rubber room like NYC used to do for teachers they could not fire. Already chief judges in a district have the power not to assign cases to a district judge (I think one in the Houston area was sexually harassing the staff and caused that to happen). But others were removed before impeachment due to being incarcerated--they were still paid until impeached but not able to hear cases.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

60 I'm a big spender. I get the pizza combo because it impresses the chicks behind the counter when I flash my wad.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:28 AM (vTZFs)
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That's the twenty covering a stack of singles?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:30 AM (amcLV)

61 Saw something new this AM: two guys in the park at the river, bathing, and doing their laundry. Looked like they were living out of their car.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 11:30 AM (Jr5Lq)

62 60 I'm a big spender. I get the pizza combo because it impresses the chicks behind the counter when I flash my wad.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:28 AM (vTZFs)
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That's the twenty covering a stack of singles?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:30 AM (amcLV)

Only if it was a good night on the pole.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 02, 2026 11:30 AM (N39Ws)

63 55 Can we help it if we like to eat $1.50 hot dogs?

I'm a big spender. I get the pizza combo because it impresses the chicks behind the counter when I flash my wad.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:28 AM


Yoo-hoo!
We may be at the back of the store, but for five bucks, we're worth the walk.

Posted by: Rotisserie chickens at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (2Ez/1)

64 “Training providers”

Um, schools?

Once again….that one word - provider - will destroy this language.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (WB/3O)

65 you can operate a Class A recreational vehicle that weighs up to 26,000 lbs. with your basic garden variety driver's license"

Is that doable while raising rabbits in Montana?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (/bEIx)

66 64 “Training providers”

Um, schools?

Once again….that one word - provider - will destroy this language.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (WB/3O)

=======

Look at this vocabulary provider over here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (BKQOu)

67 All of this because these nickle-fuckers don’t want to pay a decent wage for a critical job in America.

Life sure is cheap now, in these here U. States. Assholes. I hope they all die in a Fire.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (zom6H)

68 I always thought getting guacamole at Chipotle was a sign of being a baller.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (BswBb)

69 That 8,000 number of training providers removed from the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA) registry is astounding.

Tell us about it! Nobody was more shocked to be shut down than we were.

Posted by: Quality Driing Center at September 02, 2026 11:32 AM (+ffGB)

70 I've long thought CDL schools were yet another money laundering operation.

The number of CDL schools is drastically too high to service the number of potential CDL drivers in the USA. There are at most maybe 3 million total CDL drivers in the country. Of that, only about 2 million are active.

There are (or were) somewhere between 16,000 and 31,000 (!) CDL training centers and schools in the USA. What could the CDL driver turnover possibly be to justify a CDL school for every 65 active drivers???

Something else is going on.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

71 I hereby dub Muldoon the Blog's "Limerick Provider."

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:32 AM (77rzZ)

72 Disgraced former NBC News anchor Brian Williams says he's worried about the future of CNN with new management.
"They're a hugely important part of American life."
"Wolf is your basic national treasure."
Williams was suspended and demoted for lying about his reporting, so his CNN defense 100% tracks.

-
He wasn't lying. He was journalizing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 11:32 AM (ndZc7)

73 42 I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so obviously no one has been deported even.

Let me guess he did NOT get one of those famous Costco hotdogs...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (sKqQm)

I saw a werewolf at Trader Vic's.
His hair was perfect.
Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at September 02, 2026 11:17 AM (ufFY

I saw mama kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

Too early?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 11:22 AM (g8Ew

I tawt I taw a putty tat
Posted by: Zombie Jason Arday at September 02, 2026 11:28 AM (r7+Q7)

***

I see dead people...

Posted by: That Kid From That Movie at September 02, 2026 11:32 AM (affD0)

74 7 It is my belief that anyone that loses a loved one to a fraudulent CDL driver should receive a minimum of $100m from the state that issued the license.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:11 AM (ccf/V)

From the pockets of the politicians’ personal accounts,sure. Not the taxpayers who were defrauded to begin with.

Don’t forget where the state’s money comes from.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (WB/3O)

75 All of this because these nickle-fuckers don’t want to pay a decent wage for a critical job in America.

Life sure is cheap now, in these here U. States. Assholes. I hope they all die in a Fire.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (zom6H)




Captialism is the greatest economic program ever conceived..........until it's corrupted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (ccf/V)

76 42 I saw mama kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night.

Too early?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 11:22 AM (g8Ew

Not at all too early. I saw Christmas decos for sale in Cracker Barrel's store a few days ago.

Also:

30 days, 5600 miles, 9 states (not counting brief incursions into Illinois and Mississippi), 3 National Parks, 3 Buc-ee's visits (it's a giant gas station), 3 laundry runs, multiple 100+ degree days, 5 thunderstorms including one fallen branch on camper, a lifetime of memories.....and we're home!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (4hFb6)

77 Federal judges, I would set up a rubber room like NYC used to do for teachers they could not fire. Already chief judges in a district have the power not to assign cases to a district judge (I think one in the Houston area was sexually harassing the staff and caused that to happen). But others were removed before impeachment due to being incarcerated--they were still paid until impeached but not able to hear cases.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:29 AM (E4rtv)

I have wished the SCOTUS would do something like this for some of these Fed Judges that try to overturn precedent just because of a personal grudge. Someone can be found to be a vexatious litigant and barred from filing suits; we need to start finding that some are Vexatious Judges.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (edUvp)

78 But we should totally give Democrats a majority to completely install their permanent autocracy.
Posted by: Vengeance
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The Bolsheviks of the DSA which is at least half of the party is now taking the wheel from the Mensheviks. Both are Communist (using communism as a way to seize power over the government, people, and the means of production.

These are not the liberals of old, but leftists allied with gimmedats. And the gimmedats are too stupid to realize they too will be laboring in work camps after the coup/revolution so that the Bolsheviks can live large.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (E4rtv)

79 You can never predict which toss-off comments will get responses and which thoughtful on-topic ones will be ignored.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (vTZFs)

80 I ran across Brianna Wu of all people complaining about MA Dems choosing Ed Markey (ancient extreme leftist) over Seth Moulton (middle aged far leftist)

And he made two arguments: Dem chose Markey because he's fairly openly anti-semitic and because he's full on with transing the kids.

Wu is you'll note a leftwing tranny himself. This is how insane the left has gotten...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:12 AM


Ayuh. It was a bad day for the young insurgent crowd yesterday. The Dem Old Guard didn't just hang on, they mostly curb stomped the younguns. I'll be curious to see how Minogue does in November.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (bFu5X)

81
From the pockets of the politicians’ personal accounts,sure. Not the taxpayers who were defrauded to begin with.

Don’t forget where the state’s money comes from.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (WB/3O)



I'm old enough to remember when 'elections have consequences' was rammed down our throats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM (ccf/V)

82 There are (or were) somewhere between 16,000 and 31,000 (!) CDL training centers and schools in the USA. What could the CDL driver turnover possibly be to justify a CDL school for every 65 active drivers???

Something else is going on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

Hit the road sometime and check out the number of truck stops offering Indian cuisine.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM (WB/3O)

83
Coming in hot and hard ladies, HOT-N-HARD!

Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM (OUPZt)

84 The companies hiring them are owned by foreigners, pretty sure run from outside the country in a lot of cases.

I'm sure they were getting heavily USAID-ed, too, to take part in this intentional plan.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM (P5C/E)

85 Saw something new this AM: two guys in the park at the river, bathing, and doing their laundry. Looked like they were living out of their car.

I've gotten videos from some woman doing "Van life". I would imagine laundry and bathing would be the biggest problems. Oh and needing to stay in areas that are roughly ok temperature wise - no AZ in the summer not MN in the winter...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

86 PM Mark Carney refusing to negotiate until the US stops sending memes . . . Has become a meme

youtu.be/fXRa_z-srt0

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM (rbvCR)

87 For tax purposes I was usually identified as a "service provider."

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 02, 2026 11:35 AM (2Ez/1)

88 77 I have wished the SCOTUS would do something like this for some of these Fed Judges that try to overturn precedent just because of a personal grudge. Someone can be found to be a vexatious litigant and barred from filing suits; we need to start finding that some are Vexatious Judges.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (edUvp)

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The statutory solution is that Congress has to take action.

SCOTUS has extremely limited authority over the lower courts. They can do things like remove individual jurists from types of cases, but that's about it.

Impeachment is the proper method, as the Judiciary Act is currently built, and Congress won't get 14 Democrats in the Senate to vote for conviction against any judge impeding Trump for any reason, not even Fetterman (who is a giant leftist and agrees with all the policy proposals of the Democrat Party).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:35 AM (BKQOu)

89 PM Mark Carney refusing to negotiate until the US stops sending memes . . . Has become a meme

youtu.be/fXRa_z-srt0


Saw that this morning it is great...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:35 AM (sKqQm)

90
30 days, 5600 miles, 9 states (not counting brief incursions into Illinois and Mississippi), 3 National Parks, 3 Buc-ee's visits (it's a giant gas station), 3 laundry runs, multiple 100+ degree days, 5 thunderstorms including one fallen branch on camper, a lifetime of memories.....and we're home!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (4hFb6)




Nice. That sounds mostly awesome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:35 AM (ccf/V)

91 ========
With endemic voter fraud in blue states or even blue cities in red states and 24/7 media gaslighting, I don't think we can confidently say who the citizens voted for.
...
...

If you take out the individuals responsible directly for the mess and take their wealth, homes, cars, investments, then you set an example to them that this is not what you need to be doing.

Posted by: whig at September 02,
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I think we can confidently say that the votes are rigged and we have no idea what the true vote was. The sheriffs revolt is illustrative of that point. Eight percent of all the sheriffs in that state are locally elected, more of a direct representation, and they are going against the state on Flock cameras.

Not saying MA is conservative, saying that statewide vote tallies do not represent how those citizens actually voted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 11:35 AM (VQ0bX)

92 Hire Americans. Pay them a decent wage. America needs trucks and truckers. Not potential terrorist sleepers.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 11:36 AM (LHPAg)

93 Eighty % of sheriffs.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 11:36 AM (VQ0bX)

94 I'm sure they were getting heavily USAID-ed, too, to take part in this intentional plan."

This. Anyone wonder why an illegal immigrant could become certified for "less"?

Beuller?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:36 AM (cGjQu)

95 I dunno. Suing the state for the behavior of their licensee might be a bridge too far legally. But knowingly issuing a license to an illegal immigrant might get a few judges attention. If a person is present in violation of federal law, or if as in the case of CDL’s there is a requirement the state has ignored I’m betting there are more than a few lawyers who can make that case.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (BswBb)

96 “CDL holders”. “CDL driver” doesn’t sound right.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (zom6H)

97
Anybody have any of the memes available which hurt-

PM Carney's widdle feelings so badwy?


I haven't seen any of them anywhere.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (iJfKG)

98 For those of you doing the math at home

Well, where else can we do it? Doing it nakedly on the blog is not permitted.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (0sNs1)

99 For the next five years, we're safe!

TIGER BANNED FROM DRIVING FOR FIVE YEARS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (ndZc7)

100 For tax purposes I was usually identified as a "service provider."
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff "

Eww.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (cGjQu)

101 The DoT needs to crack down on the state DAVIS that are issuing licenses to these drivers. I am currently a bit skeptical about the actual qualifications of anybody with a California or New York license.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (PMi3m)

102 >>He wasn't lying. He was journalizing!

Providing journalism

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (J4Dwc)

103 Impeachment is the proper method, as the Judiciary Act is currently built, and Congress won't get 14 Democrats in the Senate to vote for conviction against any judge impeding Trump for any reason, not even Fetterman (who is a giant leftist and agrees with all the policy proposals of the Democrat Party).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:35 AM (BKQOu)



Yeah, but it sure is great we dodged that "Dr. Oz" bullet, now isn't it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (ccf/V)

104 So, drivers could basically self-certify, with the help of likely-sham outfits, that they have had their hours of training for the CDL, and just needed to be given a license # granting them access to mass mayhem on the road.

Now, imagine if you will:
You could self-certify for a CCW license, with the help of likely-sham outfits. And if the police got a report that you had a CCW license, they had to let you go without bothering or frisking you, on pain of losing their pension and job.

Try tying the two together, see if you can make a progressive NPC's ears bleed from trying to quick-download an update patch to their programming.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (4h45B)

105 For those of you doing the math at home

Well, where else can we do it? Doing it nakedly on the blog is not permitted.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

Not even for Sydney Sweeney?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (77rzZ)

106 79 You can never predict which toss-off comments will get responses and which thoughtful on-topic ones will be ignored.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM
+++

This place is a fascinating exercise in free association.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (2Ez/1)

107 Has a foreign born woman judge over turned this yet?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (NK89z)

108 "Hire Americans. Pay them a decent wage."

I'd settle for below decent wage for a good job that fit my abilities well. I'm willing to compete on compensation, but never get an interview to pitch my lowball.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (Jr5Lq)

109 TIGER BANNED FROM DRIVING FOR FIVE YEARS"

That's funny. No one would drive without a license, right?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (cGjQu)

110 103
Yeah, but it sure is great we dodged that "Dr. Oz" bullet, now isn't it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (ccf/V)

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"Fetterman says I'm people, not scum. He's so dreamy."
-PA Republicans, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (BKQOu)

111 Is there an investigation whether the bogus certifications were made available only to illegal immigrants?

It really seems like a program created to keep immigrants working and Americans not working.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (GD2xa)

112 I have wished the SCOTUS would do something like this for some of these Fed Judges that try to overturn precedent just because of a personal grudge. Someone can be found to be a vexatious litigant and barred from filing suits; we need to start finding that some are Vexatious Judges.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yes, I agree. But an easier way is to return to the appeals system where every decision by Scotus becomes binding automatically on lower courts. The resistance judges are relying on basically endless rehearing of cases by advocate lawfare groups. And the writ of cert system permits them to get away with a lot. If those were converted into appeals, even without an opinion as in affirmed or overruled, then a lot of the Resistance will collapse.

Second, Congress can and should require three judge panels to issue any injunction binding federal or state governments. Perhaps even requiring some of those judges be drawn from outside the district. There is and should be no guarantee about judge shopping to succeed.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (E4rtv)

113
TIGER BANNED FROM DRIVING FOR FIVE YEARS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (ndZc7)



It's amazing that dipshit drives being high as a kite having a billion dollars in the bank...........


I give him 6 months before he wrecks another car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (ccf/V)

114 >>"They're a hugely important part of American life."
"Wolf is your basic national treasure."


Jeez, Brian, step outside your bubble!
Neither CNN nor Blitzer are that important.
Seriously, dude, you need some distance.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (X8xt3)

115 Any state and any entity found to be involved in issuing CDLs to "No Name Given" should be charged with as many crimes as we can think up and none dropped or plea'd out of.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (TN0g+)

116 Red states need to start banning truckers with CDLs issued in blue states.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (NK89z)

117 Coming in hot and hard ladies, HOT-N-HARD!
Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM


The Paolo employs a more, how you say, suave and debonaire approach.

Posted by: Paolo at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (0sNs1)

118
This place is a fascinating exercise in free association.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM (2Ez/1)



What would you expect from a fine, upstanding military blog?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

119 Look at this vocabulary provider over here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:31 AM (BKQOu)

Shopping for insurance a few weeks ago, I checked out the website of a former insurer. (There I go using big words again.). Everything was going just fine then I was asked on the site “Who is your current insurance provider?”

I knew instantly I was dealing with idiots so I stopped cold right there. Seriously. Not “insurer”. “Insurance company”. “Insurance agency”. “Insurance agent”. “Insurer” is very concise but apparently is just TOO HARD.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (WB/3O)

120 If you’re an illegal immigrant who gets not an accident they should tie you to the front of a rig and drive around until your carcass falls off.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (BswBb)

121 He was also successful, once again, in pleading down an OWI charge to reckless driving.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (J4Dwc)

122 Hire Americans. Pay them a decent wage. America needs trucks and truckers. Not potential terrorist sleepers.
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 11:36 AM (LHPAg)

I'm tellin' ya... Just hire women. Killing is legally and socially acceptable as long as it's women doing it. You'll have public figures defending it, you'll have crazed Sisterhood enforcers wearing pink shirts in solidarity outside the courthouse, you'll have juries hanging left and right, you'll have GOP talking heads blubbering for a national conversation about post-long-haul depression, and so on.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (BI5O2)

123 116 Red states need to start banning truckers with CDLs issued in blue states.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (NK89z)

========

I seem to remember that FL tried this last year. I know they tried to sue CA directly, but SCOTUS refused the suit (DeSantis is still pissy about this and made a reference to it yesterday in response to Roberts wanting to grant standing to a lady who didn't like the look of a building in DC).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (BKQOu)

124 This place is a fascinating exercise in free association."

Prometheus.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (cGjQu)

125 PM Mark Carney refusing to negotiate until the US stops sending memes . . . Has become a meme

Its amazing how these monsters who see themselves as all powerful gods who should have unquestioned rule over all things, are crippled by the Kryptonite of memes.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (NzX/y)

126 I've gotten videos from some woman doing "Van life". I would imagine laundry and bathing would be the biggest problems. Oh and needing to stay in areas that are roughly ok temperature wise - no AZ in the summer not MN in the winter...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:34 AM (sKqQm)

Californy is the place ya gotta be......

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (g8Ew8)

127 124 This place is a fascinating exercise in free association."

Prometheus.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (cGjQu)

=======

I hadn't considered that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (BKQOu)

128 Is Tiger still allowed to putt, at least?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)

129 Not saying MA is conservative, saying that statewide vote tallies do not represent how those citizens actually voted.

Posted by: Braenyard

If you watch the vote totals kept by secretaries of state over time, you will find changing number of votes even in long ago elections.

Digital records are simply not secure in any form or fashion--too easy to change them as needed like voter registrations, precinct voting books, etc.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (E4rtv)

130 76 Not at all too early. I saw Christmas decos for sale in Cracker Barrel's store a few days ago.

for some reason, i read that as christmas tacos

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (oY6Yp)

131 I thought each state could set rules on licenses and reciprocity.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (NK89z)

132 “CDL holders”. “CDL driver” doesn’t sound right.
Posted by: Common Tater


Do you have a commercial CDL license?

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (P5C/E)

133
"Fetterman says I'm people, not scum. He's so dreamy."
-PA Republicans, apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (BKQOu)



And the dude was an absolute stuttering retard during the campaign, yet they elected him anyway.

Sure, his stroke changed his demeanor, but he's still a leftard, voting to destroy America.

Oh, but he's said nice things about the SAVE act.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

134 125 PM Mark Carney refusing to negotiate until the US stops sending memes . . . Has become a meme

Its amazing how these monsters who see themselves as all powerful gods who should have unquestioned rule over all things, are crippled by the Kryptonite of memes.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (NzX/y)

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Canada is two things.

It is the vassal state of America. It exists because of our largesse and protection. It's entire economy is reliant on business with us, and it cannot replace that business with any other country because every other country is separated by oceans (they don't even have pipelines that go to the Pacific Ocean to make oil trade with China easy).

It is also the physical manifestation of Reddit.

It is a bad combination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:43 AM (BKQOu)

135 for some reason, i read that as christmas tacos

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (oY6Yp)



Where's the guy always declaring it can be lunch time?

It seems someone is hungry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:43 AM (ccf/V)

136 Do you have a commercial CDL license?"

It's near my hot water heater. I use it when going to the ATM machine ..

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:43 AM (cGjQu)

137 128 Is Tiger still allowed to putt, at least?
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)

Don't get chippy

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 11:43 AM (J4Dwc)

138 126 I've gotten videos from some woman doing "Van life". I would imagine laundry and bathing would be the biggest problems. Oh and needing to stay in areas that are roughly ok temperature wise - no AZ in the summer not MN in the winter...
Posted by: 18-1
======
Eh, they probably stay in motels when they are not 'shooting'. All fake, gay, and scripted just like reality tv was/is.

Viewers are living in the Truman Show in real time nowadays and have been for some time which is an ironic and modern tech spin on Plato and the Cave metaphor.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)

139 Do you have a commercial CDL license?
Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM


*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (bFu5X)

140 "This place is a fascinating exercise in free association."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (2Ez/1)

141 133 And the dude was an absolute stuttering retard during the campaign, yet they elected him anyway.

Sure, his stroke changed his demeanor, but he's still a leftard, voting to destroy America.

Oh, but he's said nice things about the SAVE act.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (ccf/V)

=========

I still think 2022 was the high water mark of election shenanigans in modern America.

The RNC was still under Ronna McDaniel, and the Biden DOJ was never going to do anything about any Democrat cheating.

I don't think Fetterman won legitimately.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (BKQOu)

142 Is Tiger still allowed to putt, at least?
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (77rzZ)



He shouldn't be. He's proven himself a danger to himself and others.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (ccf/V)

143 The DSA has their last shot against the Dems in NH. Manzur is allegedly closing in n Dem Chris Pappas in the Senate race to face Sununu. If Manzur wins it helps Sununu

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (rNkEQ)

144 >>"Hire Americans. Pay them a decent wage."


From what little I've read on X, it seems that we have foreign trucking companies with foreign drivers, who are hired by large companies (e.g. Amazon, US govt) to complete deliveries because they are cheap.

It's similar to other industries (e.g., IT) that have moved from hiring their own workers to contracting it out to cheap foreign labor that they can use as needed.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 11:45 AM (X8xt3)

145 Half hour of Ravel, for the unraveled:
youtube.com/watch?v=5hCCRQX2bO8

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 11:45 AM (Jr5Lq)

146 That reminds me.

I really need to stop by an ATM machine and get some money out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:45 AM (ccf/V)

147 Don't get chippy"

Needs a new driver

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:45 AM (cGjQu)

148 143 The DSA has their last shot against the Dems in NH. Manzur is allegedly closing in n Dem Chris Pappas in the Senate race to face Sununu. If Manzur wins it helps Sununu

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (rNkEQ)

========

The DSA has lost several major races in Democrat primaries recently. They can only really thrive in deep blue enclaves.

I suspect the DSA candidate will not win against the establishment candidate in the D primary in NH.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:45 AM (BKQOu)

149 Its amazing how these monsters who see themselves as all powerful gods who should have unquestioned rule over all things, are crippled by the Kryptonite of memes.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 11:41 AM (NzX/y)
---------
The Devil cannot abide being made fun of.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:45 AM (amcLV)

150 I used to hold a CDL. True story.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 11:46 AM (ZxPkt)

151 It's near my hot water heater. I use it when going to the ATM machine ..
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:43 AM

While wearing a CAC card.

Posted by: Military people everywhere at September 02, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)

152 Why not give a tiger a Class A driving license? Can't be any worse than one of these illegal wogs doing an impromptu remake of "Duel" on I-70.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 11:46 AM (BI5O2)

153 How come we NEVER have stories about 'pert and perky nipples' … ? Just askin' - maybe we can has dat in future corrums÷

Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (ayRl+)

154 The DSA has their last shot against the Dems in NH. Manzur is allegedly closing in n Dem Chris Pappas in the Senate race to face Sununu. If Manzur wins it helps Sununu
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM


Hmm...socialist Dem, or Globohomo Dem...decisions, decisions....

Do better, NH.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (bFu5X)

155 complete deliveries because they are cheap."

See, here's the question: why are they cheap?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (cGjQu)

156 I should remember to unthaw some steaks to cook for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (ccf/V)

157 79 You can never predict which toss-off comments will get responses and which thoughtful on-topic ones will be ignored.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM (vTZFs)

Come for the content, stay for the Comments......

and boobs....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (4hFb6)

158 Not even for Sydney Sweeney?
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:38 AM


Somehow, I don't believe mathing would be top-of-mind for you, should you encounter Ms. Sweeney.

But since I can't run the numbers here, I can't predict that with an acceptable degree of certainty. ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (0sNs1)

159 Anybody have any of the memes available which hurt-
PM Carney's widdle feelings so badwy?
I haven't seen any of them anywhere.
Posted by: naturalfake

https://tinyurl.com/yr8c72sr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)

160 I think we can confidently say that the votes are rigged and we have no idea what the true vote was

We can't even certify elections for dog-catcher.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 11:48 AM (P5C/E)

161 Please do not be upset by my purchasing 150 blank CDLs. I buy in bulk, it is for my convenience store.

Thank you, come again!

Posted by: That Bangladeshi Guy at September 02, 2026 11:48 AM (amcLV)

162 Don't get chippy"

Needs a new driver
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:45 AM


Without wheels, he'll just be puttering around.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM (0sNs1)

163 I seem to remember that FL tried this last year. I know they tried to sue CA directly, but SCOTUS refused the suit (DeSantis is still pissy about this and made a reference to it yesterday in response to Roberts wanting to grant standing to a lady who didn't like the look of a building in DC).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Roberts is not a principled jurist, he is a politician in judicial robes and his politics are to maximize judicial power and pro corporatist/deep state.

This recent decision depantsed Roberts who likes to use no standing to eliminate challenges to what he likes and allows the most liberal interpretation of standing that ever was (aesthetic injury--cmon now) for people challenging decisions he doesn't like.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

164 You can never predict which toss-off comments will get responses and which thoughtful on-topic ones will be ignored.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM


*tosses one off*

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM (bFu5X)

165 I think republicans may take the NH senate seat.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM (BswBb)

166 156 I should remember to unthaw some steaks to cook for dinner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM

Irregardless we could care less.

Posted by: The steaks at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM (2Ez/1)

167 Huh, the cult of Lindsay Clancy strikes again.

56 yr-old Dawn Light was arrested yesterday and charged with attempted jury intimidation after the jury was dismissed to go home.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (2GVsD)

168 How come we NEVER have stories about 'pert and perky nipples' … ? Just askin' - maybe we can has dat in future corrums÷
Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (ayRl+)




https://shorturl.fm/v6wuA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (ccf/V)

169 Hmm...socialist Dem, or Globohomo Dem...decisions, decisions....

Do better, NH.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Bolsheviks versus Mensheviks. You get Commies either way--Trotsky vs. Gramsci.

Shoot em both.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (E4rtv)

170 *tosses one off*
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM


Jeff, are you there? You're picture suddenly got very hazy.

Posted by: Zoom meeting leader at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (0sNs1)

171 164 You can never predict which toss-off comments will get responses and which thoughtful on-topic ones will be ignored.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:33 AM

*tosses one off*
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM

Please. Not again.

Posted by: The ficus at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (2Ez/1)

172 163 This recent decision depantsed Roberts who likes to use no standing to eliminate challenges to what he likes and allows the most liberal interpretation of standing that ever was (aesthetic injury--cmon now) for people challenging decisions he doesn't like.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

=======

For the last few years, I've been, "Oh, Roberts isn't THAT bad. His ACA decision was trash, but he's made up some of the ground since. It's been a rocky road with ups and downs, but I think the trajectory is mostly up, slightly."

And then that dissent.

A dissent, which has no force of law and is mostly just there for the writer to show off and ask for attention and Roberts reveals himself to be a hysterical Boomer lib lesbian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (BKQOu)

173 TIGER BANNED FROM DRIVING FOR FIVE YEARS"

That's funny. No one would drive without a license, right?
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:39 AM (cGjQu)

"I forgot about the g*d damned tiger!"

Posted by: Phil from The Hangover at September 02, 2026 11:51 AM (ufFY8)

174 That opinion on standing from Roberts really unzipped his fly. I was shocked at the openness of what is truly an opinion that is way out of mainstream jurisprudence and case law on standing.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:51 AM (BswBb)

175 >>PM Mark Carney refusing to negotiate until the US stops sending memes . . . Has become a meme


LOLGF

This is why I can never get too upset with Trump's mean tweets. These politicians, celebrities, business titans believe that they deserve respect. In the UK, they arrest you for mean speech.

The memes and online insults are a necessary reminder that no, you are not a king, and we Americans owe you no such respect -- especially given how terribly you treat your own citizens, in addition to the unfair trade stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 11:51 AM (X8xt3)

176 174 That opinion on standing from Roberts really unzipped his fly. I was shocked at the openness of what is truly an opinion that is way out of mainstream jurisprudence and case law on standing.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:51 AM (BswBb)

=======

Theory:

He let Jackson write the dissent and just put his name on it because he didn't want too many people making fun of her.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (BKQOu)

177 56 yr-old Dawn Light was arrested yesterday and charged with attempted jury intimidation after the jury was dismissed to go home.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (2GVsD)

Damn! Who names these bitches?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (g8Ew8)

178 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:43 AM (BKQOu)

When I first read Canada is 'Reddit: the country' I laughed. Because it is today. Ontario has become cray-cray, and as Ontario goes, so goes Canada. And it happened in under 10 years. I feel sorry for the people living in reasonable provinces.

Posted by: Ann at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (SHHm+)

179 I had to get my eyes checked for a new license, so had to go to DMV this morning. I suggest you sit down.

The experience was pleasant and efficient.

I'm pretty sure we're at the end of days.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

180 179 I had to get my eyes checked for a new license, so had to go to DMV this morning. I suggest you sit down.

The experience was pleasant and efficient.

I'm pretty sure we're at the end of days.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

=======

This man does not live in North Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:53 AM (BKQOu)

181 Roberts is not a principled jurist, he is a politician in judicial robes and his politics are to maximize judicial power and pro corporatist/deep state.

This recent decision depantsed Roberts who likes to use no standing to eliminate challenges to what he likes and allows the most liberal interpretation of standing that ever was (aesthetic injury--cmon now) for people challenging decisions he doesn't like.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM


whig, I'm sorry, but this seems a tad cynical, particularly for a commenter of such tender years, who is in the peak of youthful "the glass is half-full!" optimism.

Posted by: Zoom meeting leader at September 02, 2026 11:53 AM (0sNs1)

182 "A 40% conversion rate on investigations is crazy. The fraud, criminality and general rot in the CDL complex seems to run very, very deep indeed."
- - - - - - - - - - -
A curious question is the makeup of the fraudulent CDL complex.

Are they enterprising US citizens, seeing a quick way to make a buck in a fly-by-night scheme?

Are they Central and South Americans, also seeing a quick way to make a buck, also in a fly-by-night scheme?

Are they foreign nationals of China and other countries that seek to destabilize our country in an act of war while not declaring war?

Or are they NGOs, organized to cause harm to the American public in some sick, twisted mockery of Compassion and Justice?

Posted by: Another Anon at September 02, 2026 11:53 AM (4h45B)

183 The memes and online insults are a necessary reminder that no, you are not a king, and we Americans owe you no such respect -- especially given how terribly you treat your own citizens, in addition to the unfair trade stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 11:51 AM (X8xt3)

Exactly.
They can fuck off.

Choke on my free speech, bitches.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 02, 2026 11:53 AM (ufFY8)

184 179 I had to get my eyes checked for a new license, so had to go to DMV this morning. I suggest you sit down.

The experience was pleasant and efficient.

I'm pretty sure we're at the end of days.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (Riz8t)

My local DMV in Florida is fabulous. No lines, nice people. Coming from NYS, it was a culture shock of the best kind.

Posted by: Ann at September 02, 2026 11:54 AM (SHHm+)

185 165 I think republicans may take the NH senate seat.
Posted by: Vengeance

I don't bother to predict races anymore because all the news is manipulated, processed, fake, and gay. As if we are in a reality show. And all of us are in the same boat.

Sununu and Trump/RNC/RSC may have more of a clue due to really expensive private polling. For the rest of us, watch for major party spending in races and where/ But reliance on polling, laughable prediction markets, and media coverage is unwise because they all bullshit. The noise outweighs real signals.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:54 AM (E4rtv)

186 "Dawn Light" An obvious phnompenh name.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 11:54 AM (Jr5Lq)

187 I had to get my eyes checked for a new license, so had to go to DMV this morning. I suggest you sit down.

The experience was pleasant and efficient.

I'm pretty sure we're at the end of days.
----

I renewed my tag on Monday. I was in and out of the tag office in 7 minutes.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2026 11:54 AM (TN0g+)

188
Anybody have any of the memes available which hurt-
PM Carney's widdle feelings so badwy?
I haven't seen any of them anywhere.
Posted by: naturalfake

https://tinyurl.com/yr8c72sr
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 11:47 AM (ndZc7)


Thanks, AW!

That's what got Carney all bent outta shape???

Well...maybe he can get his Mom to give America a good scolding.

That should fix everything.

😃

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (iJfKG)

189 This recent decision depantsed Roberts who likes to use no standing to eliminate challenges to what he likes and allows the most liberal interpretation of standing that ever was (aesthetic injury--cmon now) for people challenging decisions he doesn't like.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:49 AM (E4rtv)

=======

For the last few years, I've been, "Oh, Roberts isn't THAT bad. His ACA decision was trash, but he's made up some of the ground since. It's been a rocky road with ups and downs, but I think the trajectory is mostly up, slightly."

And then that dissent.

A dissent, which has no force of law and is mostly just there for the writer to show off and ask for attention and Roberts reveals himself to be a hysterical Boomer lib lesbian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (BKQOu)
_____

I think that dissent was horse-trading. The decision was 5-4 so it didn't matter whether Roberts was in the majority or not.

The SC is far more a political body than anyone ever intended. Just as Congress often sets up "fake" votes to give cover to certain legislators who's votes are irrelevant, the SC does too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (iFTx/)

190 Great moments in the bitch deserved it! The young, new mom stabbed to death in NYC.

https://tinyurl.com/juttpajh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (ndZc7)

191 Damn! Who names these bitches?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (g8Ew

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (ufFY8)

192 I feel sorry for the people living in reasonable provinces.
Posted by: Ann at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (SHHm+)
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Speaking of that, how is the Albertan bid for independence going?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (amcLV)

193 The memes and online insults are a necessary reminder that no, you are not a king, and we Americans owe you no such respect -- especially given how terribly you treat your own citizens, in addition to the unfair trade stuff.

We serve the same function as a court jester, or perhaps more accurately, that guy who whispered "Remember, you are mortal" into the ear of the hero during his triumph.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (Riz8t)

194 Viewers are living in the Truman Show in real time nowadays and have been for some time which is an ironic and modern tech spin on Plato and the Cave metaphor.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:44 AM (E4rtv)
Nice comfy matrix.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (LHPAg)

195 "The experience was pleasant and efficient."

Best of all, your eyes check out OK.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (Jr5Lq)

196 189 I think that dissent was horse-trading. The decision was 5-4 so it didn't matter whether Roberts was in the majority or not.

The SC is far more a political body than anyone ever intended. Just as Congress often sets up "fake" votes to give cover to certain legislators who's votes are irrelevant, the SC does too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (iFTx/)

======

There's him being in the minority for horse trading.

There's him choosing to write the dissent for horse trading.

Then there's him revealing that white, female boomers have special rights that no one else does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (BKQOu)

197 176 174 That opinion on standing from Roberts really unzipped his fly. I was shocked at the openness of what is truly an opinion that is way out of mainstream jurisprudence and case law on standing.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:51 AM (BswBb)

=======

Theory:

He let Jackson write the dissent and just put his name on it because he didn't want too many people making fun of her.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:52 AM (BKQOu)
---------

My thought was he was signaling to the liberals..."just find someone with standing and I'll rule against Trump!"

Posted by: WisRich at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (G0vdT)

198 Listen up, faggots.

This ain't Canada.

Our government isn't legally allowed to arrest people for joking about how lame and gay you people are - no matter how much of your nothing you withhold from us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (BI5O2)

199

I thought employing an ILLEGAL was, um....ILLEGAL.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:13 AM (ccf/V)

Since when?

Posted by: Tyson at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (WB/3O)

200 I had to get my eyes checked for a new license, so had to go to DMV this morning. I suggest you sit down.

The experience was pleasant and efficient.


Congratulations! You'll be driving this big rig right here...

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (P5C/E)

201
Something else is going on.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

Maybe a year or two ago while poking around some .gov sites, I came across line item listings of student loans. There is a ton of $3,500 or so loans to beauty schools and places like that. Probably one in ten or less was for 50k+. If I was going to start a scam, filling out paperwork for non existent cosmetology students seems a decent one.

The CDL schools might be vestiges of, run the scam 'til things get hot, shut down the school and open under a new name. Lather, rinse, repeat. Are all those schools currently operating?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (r7+Q7)

202 @ 99 For the next five years, we're safe! TIGER BANNED FROM DRIVING FOR FIVE YEARS Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 11:37 AM (ndZc7)
_________________________________

Remember that 'SAFE' is a very relativistic (not deterministic) term. We could always ask "HOW safe?", but that would lead to snarky replies, and do we need more 'snark' in the whirled? Oh. Who's this 'Tiger' you reference … ? It's not 'Tony', is it?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (ayRl+)

203 >>He let Jackson write the dissent and just put his name on it because he didn't want too many people making fun of her.

He could have chose other cases to do that. But Jackson is a complete mouth breather when it comes to the law. This was an odd spot for Roberts to make a stand. I disagree with the chief often, but he usually has better formed arguments and is more a jurist who sides with precedent. His opinion would completely turn standing upside down and flood the courts with frivolous lawsuits based on imagined injuries. It doesn’t even get past first base on that issue.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 02, 2026 11:57 AM (BswBb)

204 A curious question is the makeup of the fraudulent CDL complex.

Are they enterprising US citizens, seeing a quick way to make a buck in a fly-by-night scheme?

Are they Central and South Americans, also seeing a quick way to make a buck, also in a fly-by-night scheme?

Are they foreign nationals of China and other countries that seek to destabilize our country in an act of war while not declaring war?

Or are they NGOs, organized to cause harm to the American public in some sick, twisted mockery of Compassion and Justice?
Posted by: Another Anon

Fake and gay shell companies that literally change their id like socks in the morning. You can see some of their handiwork where cardboard signs of registration information are on the side of the tractor trailer rig. And they trace back to immigrant enclaves where you have an enormous number of supposedly independent trucking firms that share the same address and location.

Same as the medical fraud, learing centers, and other fraud activities. The Democrats are literally paying illegals and ne'er do well immigrants via fraud in programs like H1B, OPT, etc. to stay and vote here.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

205 Speaking of that, how is the Albertan bid for independence going?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (amcLV)

It is a referendum that takes place October 19th.

Posted by: Ann at September 02, 2026 11:57 AM (SHHm+)

206 No Daily Daddario. I am sceptical as to the authorship of this post.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 11:57 AM (Gqar8)

207 204
Same as the medical fraud, learing centers, and other fraud activities. The Democrats are literally paying illegals and ne'er do well immigrants via fraud in programs like H1B, OPT, etc. to stay and vote here.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:57 AM (E4rtv)

======

And they still lost in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:57 AM (BKQOu)

208 It sems Dawn Light went to the back parking lot that was guarded by police as the jury was filing out to go home. The accusation is Dawn Light was seen attempting to take pictures.

So Doxxing is possible.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 11:58 AM (2GVsD)

209 The problem is there is no accountability or responsibility for anything any longer.

A given state probably can’t single out California CDLs or truckers per se, but as we all know “malicious compliance” is a thing with leftist goons and the usual suspects.

Check EVERY truck entering a given state regardless and peer pressure might go a long way.

Say, Iowa or Nebraska. I-80 is the main drag across the nation.

Make these motherfcukers PAY for the economic and human carnage they are inflicting. Government has little other reason for existence.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 11:58 AM (zom6H)

210 Bolsheviks versus Mensheviks. You get Commies either way--Trotsky vs. Gramsci.

Shoot em both.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM


Your proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 11:58 AM (bFu5X)

211 Tom Fitton says the feds have agreed to pay Ashli Babbitt $4.9 mil.

Posted by: creeper at September 02, 2026 11:58 AM (lWAes)

212 Regulatory capture is not real. No one would do that. Also, every Republican is creating loopholes to make themselves rich while in government."
-Reddit"

Snortworthy, that is...
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 11:24 AM (cGjQu)

It's not a coincidence that the first two letters in Reddit are the same as in Retard.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 02, 2026 11:58 AM (hmYU4)

213 198 Listen up, faggots.

This ain't Canada.

Our government isn't legally allowed to arrest people for joking about how lame and gay you people are - no matter how much of your nothing you withhold from us.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (BI5O2)

You Americans and your stupid Bill of Rights. Our Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms is so much better because it says the government can and will take them away at any time.

Posted by: Canadians at September 02, 2026 11:59 AM (WB/3O)

214 No Daily Daddario. I am sceptical as to the authorship of this post.
Posted by: tubal

Daily Dadddario hasn't been a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

215 I'm tellin' ya... Just hire women.

And between all of the killing, they will curb rash the hell out of those wheels.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 11:59 AM (BvPIe)

216 Dawn Light... Boy, I sure hope *I* can get a nurse who's a huge fan of murdering vulnerable people. It would be even better if she was fat and shouty, and she shouted in a horrible Massachussetts accent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 11:59 AM (BI5O2)

217 214 No Daily Daddario. I am sceptical as to the authorship of this post.
Posted by: tubal

Daily Dadddario hasn't been a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

Past thing?

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (Gqar8)

218 214 No Daily Daddario. I am sceptical as to the authorship of this post.
Posted by: tubal

Daily Dadddario hasn't been a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

======

I did it for a while, but I felt like I ran out of pictures.

So, I switched the Afternoon Arterton (after Gemma Arterton), and I never got the same response. So, I stopped altogether.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (BKQOu)

219 >>I had to get my eyes checked for a new license, so had to go to >>DMV this morning. I suggest you sit down.

>>The experience was pleasant and efficient.

>>I'm pretty sure we're at the end of days.

About 20 years ago, moved from a state with abysmal DMV to one where I have never spent more than 20 minutes on any business. We had a governor who was serious about reforming it.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (NcvvS)

220 Daily Dadddario hasn't been a thing.
Posted by: Bulg

in years.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (77rzZ)

221 Huh, Tiger's first name is actually "Eldrick".

I'm sure that's common knowledge, but there's little on the planet I care less about than golf, so I only discovered that today.

At least it's a real name.

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (Q6P2R)

222 It is a referendum that takes place October 19th.
Posted by: Ann at September 02, 2026 11:57 AM (SHHm+)
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Ah. I thought it might have already happened. Guess I was thinking of the petition to get it on the ballot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (amcLV)

223 Ah. It was you, TJM. Not Mannix. Time flies, memory is tricky at times.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

224 Since when?
Posted by: Tyson"

We know.
/pulte homes

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 12:02 PM (cGjQu)

225 But if illegal alien Bahgdanali Krupakapala can't get his CDL all 45 of his children will have to go on welfare

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2026 12:02 PM (hMLIM)

226
So, I switched the Afternoon Arterton (after Gemma Arterton), and I never got the same response. So, I stopped altogether.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (BKQOu)



Fag......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:02 PM (ccf/V)

227 223 Ah. It was you, TJM. Not Mannix. Time flies, memory is tricky at times.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar

=====

Mannix did his Mannix Girls in almost every comment thread, but then he got a job that took him from daily posting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:02 PM (BKQOu)

228 Ah. It was you, TJM. Not Mannix. Time flies, memory is tricky at times.
Posted by: tubal

Mannix did regularly post pics of lovely ladies until he got a new job.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:02 PM (77rzZ)

229 @189

>>Just as Congress often sets up "fake" votes to give cover to certain legislators who's votes are irrelevant, the SC does too.

Then why pen a dissent that's is so assinine and absurd?

Roberts is a clown.

And not an amusing clown like Marcel Marsou, but a clown reminiscent of JWG in judicial robes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 12:03 PM (XV/Pl)

230
Mannix did regularly post pics of lovely ladies until he got a new job.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:02 PM (77rzZ)



We really should've cancelled him for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:03 PM (ccf/V)

231 226
So, I switched the Afternoon Arterton (after Gemma Arterton), and I never got the same response. So, I stopped altogether.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (BKQOu)


Fag......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:02 PM (ccf/V)

=====

I know, right?

https://tinyurl.com/4nke8new

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:03 PM (BKQOu)

232 This could be the start of a new trial.

Voir Dire of the jurors over Dawn Light.

Give the deadlocked jurors a great excuse to bail without rendering a verdict.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:04 PM (2GVsD)

233 Marson?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 12:04 PM (amcLV)

234 205 - the referendum to hold a referendum on independence is on October 19. Thanks, Danielle Smith!

By Halloween you could have a very interesting situation in Canada. PM Carney, a man with THREE passports, facing a separatist government in QC and a separatist referendum in AB - if the October 5 QC election goes as projected and the October 19 referendum for a referendum is approved.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:04 PM (WB/3O)

235 I loved the back and forth between Fen and the boys posting the pics.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:04 PM (Gqar8)

236 Punishing taxpayers at large is just fine for assholes to do and they do that constantly even in place like Kansas where the DOJ is suing to prevent secret transing of kids from their school system. Bankrupt the School Board members, the teachers and principals involved, they will find other hobbies.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 11:25 AM (E4rtv)

I'm in favor of this, all the way up to the state and federal levels. If a judge releases a violent illegal alien criminal, the judge should be held liable for whatever offenses the criminal commits next. Civil suits should be allowed to proceed in order to impoverish the judge, and when the alien is sentenced for crimes committed the judge should be made to share the sentence in the same cell.

Posted by: Polka will never die at September 02, 2026 12:05 PM (rPBx2)

237
An effort......


https://shorturl.fm/tpATi

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

238 Is Dawn Light's husband named "Bud?"

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)

239 188 That's what got Carney all bent outta shape???

bent out of shape, you say?

Posted by: billy jef at September 02, 2026 12:05 PM (oY6Yp)

240 Is Dawn Light's husband named "Bud?"
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:05 PM (77rzZ)
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Her middle name is "Early."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (amcLV)

241 I think that dissent was horse-trading. The decision was 5-4 so it didn't matter whether Roberts was in the majority or not.

The SC is far more a political body than anyone ever intended. Just as Congress often sets up "fake" votes to give cover to certain legislators who's votes are irrelevant, the SC does too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 11:55 AM (iFTx/)

======

There's him being in the minority for horse trading.

There's him choosing to write the dissent for horse trading.

Then there's him revealing that white, female boomers have special rights that no one else does.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 11:56 AM (BKQOu)
__

The "aesthetic injury" theory of standing is not new. Despite the fact that such injury isn't supposed to be enough, it sometimes is. The "Bladensburg Peace Cross" case was decided on the merits, despite the theory of injury being "I don't like looking at this cross." Only Gorsuch and Thomas would have dismissed for no standing.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

242 I loved the back and forth between Fen and the boys posting the pics.
Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:04 PM


To be fair, Fen posted some lovely young ladies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (bFu5X)

243 >>Dawn Light... Boy, I sure hope *I* can get a nurse who's a huge fan of murdering vulnerable people. It would be even better if she was fat and shouty, and she shouted in a horrible Massachussetts accent.

Old, old cartoon: guy sitting with a thoroughly unattractive woman on his lap, saying, 'Only thing I like better than an ugly, fat, smelly woman is an ugly, fat, smelly woman with a gun!'

Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (NcvvS)

244 About 20 years ago, moved from a state with abysmal DMV to one where I have never spent more than 20 minutes on any business. We had a governor who was serious about reforming it.

Given the most people's only other interaction with the local and state governments is to write them big checks, you'd think it was obvious that the DMV should be as pleasant and painless as humanly possible. I guess some of the pols have finally gotten the message.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)

245 167 Huh, the cult of Lindsay Clancy strikes again.

56 yr-old Dawn Light was arrested yesterday and charged with attempted jury intimidation after the jury was dismissed to go home.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 11:50 AM (2GVsD)
Looks familiar for some reason.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (LHPAg)

246 >>The experience was pleasant and efficient.

>>I'm pretty sure we're at the end of days.

About 20 years ago, moved from a state with abysmal DMV to one where I have never spent more than 20 minutes on any business. We had a governor who was serious about reforming it.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (NcvvS)

My last visit to the TX DPS DL office was insanely efficient.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (WB/3O)

247 No Daily Daddario. I am sceptical as to the authorship of this post.
Posted by: tubal

Daily Dadddario hasn't been a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

======

I did it for a while, but I felt like I ran out of pictures.

So, I switched the Afternoon Arterton (after Gemma Arterton), and I never got the same response. So, I stopped altogether.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 12:00 PM (BKQOu)


Saturday Sweeney's still up for grabs.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (iJfKG)

248 237
An effort......


https://shorturl.fm/tpATi
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:05 PM (ccf/V)

Is the electrical plugin in her lower back?

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (Gqar8)

249 I loved the back and forth between Fen and the boys posting the pics.
Posted by: tubal

And Fen would herself often post pics of girls who were just as good-looking as, or more than, Mannix', just with all (or most) of their clothes on.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:07 PM (77rzZ)

250 None of the jurors or alternates indicated they have been influenced.

So back to deliberations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:07 PM (2GVsD)

251 Our local revenue offices (DMV, pay property taxes, other stuff) are very, very good. When I renewed my license last time (10 minutes total) they had a list posted at the windows of things that can be used instead of real ID. Didn't need one, VA ID and DOD ID suffice.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 12:07 PM (gm9Sb)

252 for some reason, i read that as christmas tacos
Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 11:42 AM (oY6Yp)

They wouldn't let poor Rudolf join in any reindeer games, but he was allowed to mix with pico de gallo and queso Blanco in a tortilla.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 12:07 PM (PMi3m)

253 He let Jackson write the dissent and just put his name on it because he didn't want too many people making fun of her.

"If I stand here next to this clown everyone will take the clown seriously." Um, no, that's not how association typically works.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 12:08 PM (vTZFs)

254 242 I loved the back and forth between Fen and the boys posting the pics.
Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:04 PM

To be fair, Fen posted some lovely young ladies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (bFu5X)

The bantering was great.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:08 PM (Gqar8)

255 Theory:

He let Jackson write the dissent and just put his name on it because he didn't want too many people making fun of her.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Nope. It was the same Roberts who created it was a tax, not a mandate crap in the Obamacare case. Same Roberts that ignored the dictates of the original jurisdiction requirement to actually hear and rule on the election fraud case. Same as simply not showing up at Trump's second impeachment trial. He is a political justice and we have had several over the centuries. He just is not that good at it. I put him in the same category as Taney.

Marshall was a political justice as well but he had the advantage of actually being a politician and an administrator before becoming Chief Justice. He played the game far better than judges with little political experience like Roberts or Taney.

A good politician knows when to retreat and when to hold their ground. Neither Roberts or Taney understand that. So Roberts because he dislikes Trump got lured into making a second mistake destroying whatever crappy legacy he had as a judge--it is a tax, and now aesthetic injury. Add coward on elections, voila, no legacy.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:08 PM (E4rtv)

256 Got and maintained my CDL with no problemo. Drove the Madison Avenue run for decades. Retired now.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden, Gotham Bus Lines at September 02, 2026 12:08 PM (JM9I6)

257 249 Concur.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

258 Given the most people's only other interaction with the local and state governments is to write them big checks, you'd think it was obvious that the DMV should be as pleasant and painless as humanly possible. I guess some of the pols have finally gotten the message.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (Riz8t)
___

The DMV in the small town we went to when we moved here was quite pleasant, and pretty painless overall.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 02, 2026 12:08 PM (0slXq)

259
My last visit to the TX DPS DL office was insanely efficient.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (WB/3O)



Mine as well. I transferred a title and got new plates. I was in and out in 20 minutes. DID have to 'make a reservation' in advance, but other than that, it was a decent experience.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:09 PM (ccf/V)

260 Sponge and Tubal

https://youtu.be/cHA4vqHfbIg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 PM (2GVsD)

261
i read that as christmas tacos

Red meat. Green lettuce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)

262 I had to the DMV. First, I had to stand in line to get a number. Then I got to go into the waiting for your number to be called room. They had a sign saying there was only a 2 1/2 hour wait.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (ndZc7)

263 My last visit to the TX DPS DL office was insanely efficient.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM


I can do most of my RMV stuff at the local AAA. I know the manager from church, and the asst. manager from high school. They run a very efficient shop.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (bFu5X)

264 Old, old cartoon: guy sitting with a thoroughly unattractive woman on his lap, saying, 'Only thing I like better than an ugly, fat, smelly woman is an ugly, fat, smelly woman with a gun!'
Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 12:06 PM (NcvvS)
R. Crumb?

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (LHPAg)

265 My DMV here is great. Staffed by a bunch of Good Old Girls. No BS. Does not hurt to be called “ Honey” when you step up to talk to them either.

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (Gqar8)

266 Mine as well. I transferred a title and got new plates. I was in and out in 20 minutes. DID have to 'make a reservation' in advance, but other than that, it was a decent experience.

I prefer the appointment method, since that means you don't have to stand in line with the Great Unwashed. I was called up at the exact minute of my appointment.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

267 Nood. A bunch of swarthy dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 12:11 PM (Y/06r)

268 At Gallup: "Record-High 89% in U.S. Say Government Corruption Widespread"

All of our institutions, not just govt.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 12:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

269 New one:
DHS Announces It Arrested 2,200 Illegal Aliens in NYC In One Month

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)

270 157 79 You can never predict which toss-off comments will get responses and which thoughtful on-topic ones will be ignored.
Posted by: Oddbob
----

That's fact. And the one you made sure was a complete thought doesn't even get a wave as it's passed by.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:12 PM (VQ0bX)

271 i read that as christmas tacos

Red meat. Green lettuce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (Cqx++)
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Oscar: I got brown sandwiches and I got green sandwiches.

Speed: What's the green?

Oscar: It's either very new cheese or very old meat.

Speed; I'll take the brown.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 12:12 PM (amcLV)

272 Great moments in Canadian government.

https://tinyurl.com/y8p9s4ku

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (ndZc7)

273 Sponge and Tubal

https://youtu.be/cHA4vqHfbIg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 PM (2GVsD)




Geez....why ya gotta be so mean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

274 Great moments in Canadian government.

https://tinyurl.com/y8p9s4ku
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (ndZc7)



"Hello. My name is Jim. Please to be telling me how I can make trade with the America."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (ccf/V)

275 260 Sponge and Tubal

https://youtu.be/cHA4vqHfbIg
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 PM (2GVsD)

Good satire. Thanks, A P !

Posted by: tubal at September 02, 2026 12:16 PM (Gqar8)

276 >>R. Crumb?
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (LHPAg)

Joe Martin. Mister Boffo, one of the funniest single-panel comics ever.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

277 That rain storm is still alive and looks bigger than it did yesterday.
Thought it was going to peter out. ha. It's traveling, slowly, N.NE.
The radar shows the center east of Lufkin wherever that is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (VQ0bX)

278 272 Great moments in Canadian government.

https://tinyurl.com/y8p9s4ku
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 12:14 PM (ndZc7)

On January 7, 1979, Canadian Parliament declared Rush to be Canada’s Ambassadors of Music.

The greatest moment that institution has ever had.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:25 PM (WB/3O)

279 277 That rain storm is still alive and looks bigger than it did yesterday.
Thought it was going to peter out. ha. It's traveling, slowly, N.NE.
The radar shows the center east of Lufkin wherever that is.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:17 PM (VQ0bX)
SouthEast of me. Which means it might miss me entirely, dang it.

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 12:26 PM (LHPAg)

280 How many contractors and subcontractors need to be between the primary manufacturer and/or distributor to make sure they're (the latter) not culpable? (Like the construction industry.)

There's your answer.

That and corporate law.


Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 12:29 PM (NFX2v)

281 That legit trucker whose daughter was crippled by an illegal trucker really reamed out the congressional committee yesterday.

So brutal. So artful. So deliberate.

So what? Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 12:40 PM (bX16E)

282 The problem is there is no accountability or responsibility for anything any longer.

When we create the laws, we also create the enforcement system and fill it with our people. Everything is done "by the book".

Posted by: Globalism at September 02, 2026 12:49 PM (P5C/E)

283 @ 262 I had to the DMV. First, I had to stand in line to get a number. Then I got to go into the waiting for your number to be called room. They had a sign saying there was only a 2 1/2 hour wait. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 12:10 PM (ndZc7)
___________________________________

Well, DUH! You obviously went to the Social Security part of the DMV lineup. Check twice, act once … word up.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (ayRl+)

Posted by: hrubitz at September 02, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Fabris Still Life2_1.jpg

Still Life #2
Freddy Fabris

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1 Sponge

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:30 AM (ANkWq)

2 It's a cook book!

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 09:30 AM (PMi3m)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

4 "To Serve Man....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

5 I guess the pears were growing from the tree next to the shop? Very good detailing on everything.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 09:31 AM (aJQbY)

6 would not hang

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 09:31 AM (5rh/l)

7 He wanted more of a challenge, so he took a couple of bites out of one of the pears.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (cWLG3)

8 Straight up photogenic.....damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

9 I wouldn't eat the pears...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

10 Not a very sanitary place to eat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (2Cry5)

11 Half eaten pear. Someone wanting to talk to him about his car insurance must have come to the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (ANkWq)

12 Not the usual art you see on the walls of a garage. I like this.

Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (2Xqig)

13 That's kinda what the shop looks like at our future temp home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

14 But really, is their still life after eating that crappy pear and trying to read in the dark?
Not a good life, it seems. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (X8xt3)

15 I'm assuming that's a ledger, not a book, judging from the gridlines and lack of anything legible on the pages.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:33 AM (cWLG3)

16 I guess the pears were growing from the tree next to the shop? Very good detailing on everything.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 09:31 AM (aJQbY)



If that's the case, I'm betting they taste like oil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

17 Bosc pears are my favorite.

Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2026 09:33 AM (2Xqig)

18 I wouldn't eat the pears...
Posted by: Anna Puma

Not a very sanitary place to eat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


And that's why he's in the restroom.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:33 AM (ANkWq)

19 I'm assuming that's a ledger, not a book, judging from the gridlines and lack of anything legible on the pages.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:33 AM (cWLG3)



Chilton Manual.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

20 >>I'm assuming that's a ledger, not a book, judging from the gridlines and lack of anything legible on the pages.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:33 AM

Parts catalog.

Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (2Xqig)

21 I wouldn't eat the pears...
Posted by: Anna Puma

Not a very sanitary place to eat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


And that's why he's in the restroom.
Posted by: rickb223


Product of Mexico!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (2GVsD)

22 Why does it seem artists prefer to paint still-lifes in dank dungeons with shadows fit for concealing the diabolical in the background rather than well-lit studios? Was black paint really that much easier to come by than any of the other colors?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (PMi3m)

23 Looks like a phone book.
Would hang, but kind of boring.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (rNkEQ)

24 I like the retro ashtray.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

25 A workbench in AOP's shop, with a repair manual on Suburbans open.

Took me a beat to realize that's a half-eaten pear. Freddy got hungry while painting?

Posted by: mindful webworker - dog? tree? sniper? boobs? what? at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (Cl/mc)

26 We had a dirt floor shop in our first Texas home.

Mom planted a small garden off one wall. It was downhill, so when it rained, the rainwater rushed through the shop and into the garden.

The carrots tasted like oil.

She abandoned that garden site.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (ccf/V)

27 Why is there a wrench in the middle of this painting?

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

28 I like my pears with a brake fluid bouquet.

Posted by: Service With a Smirk! at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (JM9I6)

29 20 >>I'm assuming that's a ledger, not a book, judging from the gridlines and lack of anything legible on the pages.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:33 AM

Parts catalog.
Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (2Xqig)
---
Verdict: Plausible

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (cWLG3)

30 Aesthetic injury commencing in 3...2...1...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (FZ29D)

31 The inclusion of the pears is interesting.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

32 Chilton books have diagrams. It is a parts catalog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (2GVsD)

33 Why is there a wrench in the middle of this painting?
Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)



It's a shop. Man working on things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)

34 dagnabbit. more darkies.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:36 AM (Bep7s)

35 Book, wrench, come--a-long chain, pistol, and pears.

Got it

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:36 AM (EKbN/)

36 7 and got it done before the wound oxidized.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:37 AM (Bep7s)

37 I like the retro ashtray.

All ashtrays are retro nowadays.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 02, 2026 09:37 AM (kYmoU)

38 33 Why is there a wrench in the middle of this painting?
Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)


It's a shop. Man working on things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)
---
What's a wrench for.

Posted by: Typical Zoomer at September 02, 2026 09:37 AM (cWLG3)

39 What kind of creature did that tooth come out of?

Ugly. Goes back for a refund. If applicable.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 02, 2026 09:37 AM (A3xvt)

40 24 I like the retro ashtray.
Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

Heh. ANY ashtray these days is like stumbling onto a buggy whip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:38 AM (Y/06r)

41 Assembly is the reverse of disassembly.

Posted by: Chiltons at September 02, 2026 09:38 AM (g1bFV)

42 An open-end wrench to get that rust nut off. Glad it worked out for him.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 09:38 AM (J4Dwc)

43 It's a shop. Man working on things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)
---
What's a wrench for.
Posted by: Typical Zoomer

To blugeon your retarded ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:38 AM (EKbN/)

44 I hate still life with a passion, but this one is the best of the worst!

Posted by: Art For the (M)asses at September 02, 2026 09:38 AM (JM9I6)

45 Why do they call it a still life if there's nothing alive in the painting?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

46 39 What kind of creature did that tooth come out of?

---
I hope he remembers to brush his tooth before bedtime!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:39 AM (cWLG3)

47 Seems fitting.........


https://youtu.be/I7rCNiiNPxA?t=38


One of the few songs by them I can tolerate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:39 AM (ccf/V)

48
I done ran into my baby
and finally found my old blue jeans
I could tell that they was mine
from the oil and the gasoline

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

49 This is amazing. It reminds me a little of the Claude Hirst painting from a couple of months ago. Incredible work and soul feeling from a mechanic's detritus.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 09:39 AM (2ap+5)

50 55 gallon drum, used tires, bench mounted vise, hub cap full of bolts.

It's a workshop.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:39 AM (2GVsD)

51
To blugeon your retarded ass.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:38 AM (EKbN/)



We have a winner!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

52 31 The inclusion of the pears is interesting.
Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

Because of the pears I can confidently deduce thst the book is the Bible, opened somewhere in the area of Genesis 7:15.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 09:40 AM (PMi3m)

53 we had a pear tree on loon lake. they were too damn crisp. but give me a royal riviera and i will bathe in it's juices. and it's still not a peach.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)

54 Looks smelly. Fabris could use some Fabreeze.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

55
Unorthodox Orthodontia - a limerick

A young forensic student named Kaiser
Went to see his faculty advisor
Said, "I never was aware
Until I bit into that pear
I had misaligned upper left incisor

Posted by: muldoon at September 02, 2026 09:40 AM (qgHp7)

56 Mechanic is desperately trying to source a Flux Capacitor for an '83 DeLorean.

Posted by: Auto Hijinks at September 02, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

57 37 I like the retro ashtray.

All ashtrays are retro nowadays.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 02, 2026 09:37 AM (kYmoU)

It is odd, but one of the things I wish I had saved from my grandparent's house was one of the ash trays. Grandma was a lifelong smoker (until about 10 years or so before she died.) She had tons of these ornate and beautiful ash trays. One of them I remember was this large brass one. It was almost a platter with a raised, circular edge in which the zodiacal symbols were engraved. It had two little figures (kind of the size of chess pieces) that were supposed to be used to stamp out burning ash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:41 AM (Y/06r)

58 A young forensic student named Kaiser

**********

That lad left a good impression!

Posted by: muldoon at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (qgHp7)

59 49 This is amazing. It reminds me a little of the Claude Hirst painting from a couple of months ago. Incredible work and soul feeling from a mechanic's detritus.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 09:39 AM (2ap+5)

I think it actually is a photo. If you click on the guy's link CBD provided, he does almost all photography.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

60 Is that a large-print edition of the Reader's Digest Almanac?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

61 A young forensic student named Kaiser

**********

That lad left a good impression!
Posted by: muldoon at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (qgHp7)



Had a blade named after him!

AND a roll......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (ccf/V)

62 40 on the rocks tavern, little buenos aires, north beach. the ash trays are built into the corners of the tables, so they come around and scoop the butts and ash out by hand.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

63 If you click on the painting, the details are pretty amazing.

But, I don't understand the pears.

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Oy/m2)

64 No Turbo Encabulator. Would not hang.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 02, 2026 09:43 AM (skR0U)

65 I think it actually is a photo. If you click on the guy's link CBD provided, he does almost all photography.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

========

Wow, I was fooled by that. But he is great, and his work is very clever.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 09:43 AM (2ap+5)

66 But, IIRC, that ash tray was the standard ash tray you'd find in restaurants and various places. Probably dirt cheap considering how many of them I remember seeing.

You'd go to some touristy place and find that same ash tray with some sort of engraving in the bowl or more likely a glued picture of relating to the place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)

67 A young forensic student named Kaiser

**********

That lad left a good impression!
Posted by: muldoon at September 02, 2026


***
"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel;
It leaves a bad impression on her mind --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

68 I went to Freddy's website and poked around a bit.

His Lego ads are hilarious:

https://www.ffabris.com/work/lego

One features John Wick getting a new Lego puppy....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 09:44 AM (FZ29D)

69 Chonky glass ashtrays sell well in vintage shops. I think the younger generation uses them for their weed smoking.

Posted by: R Crumb at September 02, 2026 09:44 AM (JM9I6)

70 He did do a good job with the lighting though.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 09:44 AM (2ap+5)

71 I assume that work surface is a metal slab? Looks sort of like stone, but all those drill holes would have runed it.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 02, 2026 09:45 AM (cWLG3)

72 Those pears are Bosc-ing in the warm afterglow of low-angle candlelight.

Posted by: muldoon at September 02, 2026 09:45 AM (qgHp7)

73 Runed?

So they are trying to summon the eldritch god of electrics Lucas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)

74 Chilton manual, circa 1961 opened to page 392, reassembly of transmission.

He needed some parts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:46 AM (2Cry5)

75 So, not a painting a photo ?Well, he certainly made it look like a painting

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 09:46 AM (+gK6I)

76 Enlarged, this reveals itself to be almost photographic in its quality and detail.

The book looks like the parts cross-reference catalogs Walmart used to have in the auto aisle. You'd find your make and model, then read across to see what catalog number of oil and air filter (from Fram, Purolator, Mobil, etc.) would fit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 09:46 AM (wzUl9)

77 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 02, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

78 73 Runed?

So they are trying to summon the eldritch god of electrics Lucas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:46 AM (2GVsD)

Lucas, Lord of Darkness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:47 AM (Y/06r)

79 The glass ashtray and the cigar butts are very well done.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 09:47 AM (wzUl9)

80 He clearly a modern American artist since he's named Freddy. I guess he's trying to mimic Dutch painters of several centuries ago? I wish I knew what the book was- the Bible?. I like the painting of the pears, especially the partially eaten one but it'sdark ( as in a sense of no
Light ) painting. Would not hang, but I'd probably enjoy seeing his other works.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 09:47 AM (W90Ou)

81 Painting would be improved vastly by including a Wretched Panhard.

Posted by: Froggie at September 02, 2026 09:47 AM (JM9I6)

82 69 Chonky glass ashtrays sell well in vintage shops. I think the younger generation uses them for their weed smoking.
Posted by: R Crumb at September 02, 2026 09:44 AM (JM9I6)

Wow. What will these kids think of next?

Posted by: Reforger at September 02, 2026 09:48 AM (g1bFV)

83 Dad loved Chilton manuals. I am guessing like me, that while now it is handier to be able to pull up what you want on the internet, he still regrets not having the physical thing to page through.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:48 AM (Y/06r)

84 Old lady down the road had en end table ashtray. Chonky, elaborate glass that could be taken out and a built in storage compartment to store extra pack of smokes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:48 AM (EKbN/)

85 ‘Don’t tell me. It says so right there in the book. Sixty pounds maximum PSI.’

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 09:48 AM (LHPAg)

86

Chilton > Haynes

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

87 This is hilarious. I love classic still life paintings and this is a wonderful spoof of all the elements usually included. The dark background, the disparate items 'arranged' haphazardly, the realistic colors, the manual open and offering 'ancient wisdom', the burnt cigars 'denoting' the fleeting nature of life, and of course the partially eaten fruit all harken back to the classics of the genre.

I was a little disappointed it was a photo, not a painting. But it is art. Some of the best photos I ever took were arranged still life shots. They were also the most fun to set up.

Posted by: JTB at September 02, 2026 09:49 AM (yTvNw)

88 One half-eaten pear I can understand, the guy is working in the shop and grabbed a quick snack. But the other pears imply that this is where the guy keeps his pears, and that seems like a bad idea.

Or maybe he really likes pears, so when he has pears, he always eats a couple at one time. I'd be happy to hear what other readers have to say on this pear issue.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:49 AM (ZxPkt)

89 Freddy's take on creation of Adam is fun. I'd hang for sure.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 09:49 AM (2ap+5)

90 that's a mitchell's time book, it lists what you can charge book time for any given job and vehicle.
and that can of never seize reminds me, we would say, "you never seize to amaze me." largely because it would cover your world and you could tell who had been using it.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:49 AM (Bep7s)

91 You haven't really worked on things until you've eaten something with your greasy hands and likely ingested some oil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:49 AM (ccf/V)

92 84 Old lady down the road had en end table ashtray. Chonky, elaborate glass that could be taken out and a built in storage compartment to store extra pack of smokes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:48 AM (EKbN/)

I did save this lighter grandma had. It is a figure of a knight in full plate armor. Stands about... maybe 5 inches tall. The knights helmet opens up for the flame (although it has not worked in years.) I have it sitting on display shelving in view right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:50 AM (Y/06r)

93 61 and the broiler foil lining studebaker hoch's underwear.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

94
A modern take on the photographically accurate still life.

Kudos to the painter, death to Rothko and Pollock.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 09:50 AM (Y8DZL)

95 dagnabbit. more darkies.
Posted by: cmeat


Not a fan of art that way.
And I especially hate movies like that. To the point of not watching it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:50 AM (ANkWq)

96 What's a wrench for?

************

The Hard of Hearing Apprentice - a limerick

My assistant's no good in a pinch
He can screw up a lead-pipe cinch
"You got the wrong tool!
That's a Vise-Grip™ you fool!
I told you to bring me a WENCH!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 02, 2026 09:51 AM (qgHp7)

97 Why do they call it a still life if there's nothing alive in the painting?

My (possibly incorrect) understanding is that a "still life" is called that because it shows something that was alive but is now still. Usually fish, birds, or small game. Maybe fruit and veggies count but I dunno, I don't make The Rules.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 09:51 AM (vTZFs)

98 I do love Claude Hirst, and not only because she is from Cincy.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 09:52 AM (2ap+5)

99 Is 'Freddy Fabris' the name of the artist? Because clicking on his name brings up a consultant's website.

Although I do appreciate the photo of the brunette with a riding crop.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 09:52 AM (qRla/)

100 Freddy's Fabrics

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)

101 And one from the archives:

Whodunnit!

A Clue aficionado named Finch
Always came through in a pinch
For the twenty-third time
He again solved the crime
Prof Plum. In the bedwoom. With the wench.

Posted by: muldoon at September 02, 2026 09:53 AM (qgHp7)

102 99 Is 'Freddy Fabris' the name of the artist? Because clicking on his name brings up a consultant's website.

Although I do appreciate the photo of the brunette with a riding crop.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 09:52 AM (qRla/)

I think it's the photographer's website, showing the ad campaigns he's done work for.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 09:53 AM (Y/06r)

103 I could probably spend 5 nights at Freddy's photo exhibition.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 09:53 AM (2ap+5)

104 Chilton > Haynes

Motor > Chilton

But to be fair, that opinion was formed 50 years ago and may not be true now.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (vTZFs)

105 That artist is going to get a serious case of the poo poo if he insists on eating pears with hands covered in engine oils and flakes of tire rubber.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (88C+u)

106 Although I do appreciate the photo of the brunette with a riding crop.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

And the blonde in the black dress with the pronounced hooterage.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

107 You'll never see a still life that includes a 10mm socket

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (J4Dwc)

108 My little Corvair has 3 ash trays, big one in the middle of the dash, one each rear seat on the arm rests. Nice, shiny chrome, as God intended.

Posted by: Air-cooled Report at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)

109 Oh, I see my question has been answered.

Well, I'm busy editing. We all make mistakes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 09:55 AM (qRla/)

110
Looks like Raul's getting ready to roast in hell.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 09:55 AM (Y8DZL)

111 I could actually create this painted sceene with stuff within reach of me right now. Excepting the folding gate. I'd need to borrow that from work. I am envious of the thickness on the table. Mine is only 1" thick. Still weighs a ton though.

Posted by: Reforger at September 02, 2026 09:55 AM (g1bFV)

112 A still life is a tableau that invites us to speculate on the meaning and nature of a moment in time.

Damn. I could so write for art exhibition pamphlets.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:55 AM (ZxPkt)

113 I did save this lighter grandma had. It is a figure of a knight in full plate armor. Stands about... maybe 5 inches tall. The knights helmet opens up for the flame (although it has not worked in years.) I have it sitting on display shelving in view right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Cool.

Buddy inherited his old man's Zippo collection. 250 in shadow boxes. Incredible artwork.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:55 AM (EKbN/)

114 The only thing that's missing from this painting is a calendar with a naked girl on it.

Every time my dad had to take the car in the auto shop for repair, I would go along because there was always that type of calendar in the auto repair shop.

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 09:56 AM (Oy/m2)

115 I can definitely smell that room

Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2026 09:56 AM (B1b0T)

116 The good old days of smoking a cigar while welding the gas tank. Don't tell OSHA.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 09:56 AM (2ocoG)

117 I wish I knew what the book was- the Bible?

Somewhere, Andrew Breitbart weeps because you clearly don't read the comments. (Psst, neither do I.)

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 09:56 AM (vTZFs)

118 Most days we look for the sniper.

Today we're looking for the 10mm socket.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 09:57 AM (PMi3m)

119 You'll never see a still life that includes a 10mm socket
Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (J4Dwc)



Saw a t-shirt:

I've got 99 sockets
but a 10mm ain't one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:57 AM (ccf/V)

120 84 old lady down the road had a wooden console with tube amps that you loaded thirty lps into and it would handle them like a juke box. never saw another one like it. punch i a number and relax.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:57 AM (Bep7s)

121 Absolutely beautiful. The detail is amazing. Would definitely hang.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 09:58 AM (lJ0H4)

122 We have two heavy lead glass ashtrays from my folks. The bigger of the two has my mom's initials etched on the bottom. Very nice.

My wife won't let me use it for my cigars.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:58 AM (2Cry5)

123 My little Corvair has 3 ash trays, big one in the middle of the dash, one each rear seat on the arm rests. Nice, shiny chrome, as God intended.

Posted by: Air-cooled Report at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)



You'll be smoking after it kills you.

Posted by: Ralph Nader at September 02, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

124 Wonder how the Bradford, PA Zippo factory is doing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:58 AM (EKbN/)

125 8mm, 10mm, 38mm; all sockets needed for a Type 1 VW.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:59 AM (2GVsD)

126 old lady down the road had a wooden console with tube amps that you loaded thirty lps into and it would handle them like a juke box. never saw another one like it. punch i a number and relax.
Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 09:57 AM (Bep7s)



Noice!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)

127
This is the guy reshaping brands? What's with the pears??

I get that it's creative photography and, as bad as it is, I like it better than, "The Renaissance Series.” And who am I to judge "art" when he has done regional & global projects for brands like Adidas, BMW, McDonald’s, Audi, Rexona and Coca Cola?

And so, though different, a hard pass for today's art selection. But thanks for making it interesting.

Posted by: L - No nic at September 02, 2026 09:59 AM (NFX2v)

128 That artist is going to get a serious case of the poo poo if he insists on eating pears with hands covered in engine oils and flakes of tire rubber.

There are multiple mechanics on YouTube who identify mystery fluids by taste. Apparently it's possible to do that without growing a third eye or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 09:59 AM (2ocoG)

129 8mm, 10mm, 38mm; all sockets needed for a Type 1 VW.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:59 AM (2GVsD)



Or, a dumpster will suffice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

130 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Still life around here is playing behind some of the Geezers on the golf course. You just hope "life" is still an operatable term.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (2WIwB)

131 9/16 - 5/8" wrench...

Posted by: zulugmt at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (pv5Kg)

132 You'll be smoking after it kills you.
Posted by: Ralph Nader


Amazingly enough, that sh*thead is still alive.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (vTZFs)

133 Straight up photogenic.....damn......
——-

Once they discovered/invented glass lenses, that’s what happened, actually. Display an image on canvas, and then trace & fill it in. That’s how photographic realism began, I think. Or at least before actual film was invented.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (J7y21)

134 Cool.

Buddy inherited his old man's Zippo collection. 250 in shadow boxes. Incredible artwork.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:55 AM (EKbN/)

I have grandpa's from when he was in the army.

-one is a all painted black affair that shows a lot of wear.

-one of the larger, non zippo lighters engraved 'Maj E C Natal, 31 Aug 58' (I am assuming he got that one when he made Major, 1958.)

-another more zippo type engraved '44th AAA Brig. Officers Club'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (Y/06r)

135 C'mon, if it were a shop, there would be a RIDGID Tool Calendar in the background.

It's like I don't even know you people, anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (0sNs1)

136 There are multiple mechanics on YouTube who identify mystery fluids by taste. Apparently it's possible to do that without growing a third eye or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 09:59 AM (2ocoG)



The olds used to use creosote for everything. Cut yourself? Creosote. Toothache? Creosote.

They had way less cancer deaths back then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:01 AM (ccf/V)

137 https://youtu.be/lb_cXSKHfsQ

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 02, 2026 10:01 AM (ExV1e)

138 C'mon, if it were a shop, there would be a RIDGID Tool Calendar in the background.

It's like I don't even know you people, anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (0sNs1)



Valid.

A mainstay in my grandfather's basement shop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:01 AM (ccf/V)

139 My little Corvair has 3 ash trays, big one in the middle of the dash, one each rear seat on the arm rests. Nice, shiny chrome, as God intended.

Posted by: Air-cooled Report at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)


My second car was a '65 Corvair Corsa. Shitty car but a lot of fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:02 AM (2WIwB)

140 Ralph Nader needs to run for President one more time.

He needs to be humiliated more.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 10:02 AM (2GVsD)

141 95 dead men wear plaid exception. so dumb.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:02 AM (Bep7s)

142 8mm, 10mm, 38mm; all sockets needed for a Type 1 VW.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:59 AM


You can never find a 10mm socket or the Man in the Boat when you need to. This is axiomatic.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM (0sNs1)

143 C'mon, if it were a shop, there would be a RIDGID Tool Calendar in the background.

It's like I don't even know you people, anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Trying to work a SnapOn angle here. Got nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM (ANkWq)

144 Woo Hoo!

HR just sent me an email reminding it's MANDATORY TRAINING TIME!

Can you tell how excited I am?

(Fortunately, it's only for Campus Emergency Alert and Electronic Data Protection. I guess they are saving the Sexual Harassment Training for a rainy day.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM (FZ29D)

145 8mm, 10mm, 38mm; all sockets needed for a Type 1 VW.

Air-cooled Vee Dubs will outlast everything else on Earth, cockroaches included.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM (2ocoG)

146 You'll be smoking after it kills you.
Posted by: Ralph Nader at September 02, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

Tell St. Peter at the Pearly Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you gotta have another
Cigarette.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM (PMi3m)

147 HR just sent me an email reminding it's MANDATORY TRAINING TIME!

My favorite email of the year. Not.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (2ocoG)

148 Ralph Nader needs to run for President one more time.

He needs to be humiliated more.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 10:02 AM (2GVsD)



Huh......He's still with us at 92. Maybe he could team up for one last hurrah with Bernie Sanders.

The Poligrip and Ben Gay ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

149 I created a little smoking lounge in the garden at the side of my house. There's a wicker chair, a tiki lamp (for night smoking) and a glass ashtray set in a brass column holder (if you know what I mean).

Sitting out there with a pipe or cigar and a book or my Ipod is very relaxing.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (qRla/)

150 The howling moon zippo goes well with the howling moon tee shirt. And Harvest Moon is coming up at the end of the month.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (2ap+5)

151 Raquel Welch for Ridgid Tools, 1981

https://tinyurl.com/3e5vnxsu

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (ZxPkt)

152 Every time my dad had to take the car in the auto shop for repair, I would go along because there was always that type of calendar in the auto repair shop.
Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 09:56 AM (Oy/m2)

I cannot help but think it was better when we had to either see boobs like that or go find some for ourselves. Curiosity, not satiation and saturation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)

153 Opposite of still life: dynamic death?

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (Jr5Lq)

154 HR just sent me an email reminding it's MANDATORY TRAINING TIME!

My favorite email of the year. Not.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (2ocoG)



LOL!

I successfully flagged a phishing email this morning, averting the possibility of taking the "IT Security" training class again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)

155 Tell St. Peter at the Pearly Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you gotta have another
Cigarette.


I have a Sammy Davis Jr version of that song.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 10:05 AM (qRla/)

156 Oh. Not oneth, then … ? The book is interesting - looks like a wad o' bills, which could come in handy.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 10:05 AM (ayRl+)

157 I followed the link and browsed a couple of the categories. The "Snap On" one in particular looks AI. I wonder if it's an example of the thing I mentioned a bit in the Book Thread where since AI was trained to look like art, now art looks like AI.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:05 AM (vTZFs)

158 147 HR just sent me an email reminding it's MANDATORY TRAINING TIME!

My favorite email of the year. Not.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:04 AM (2ocoG)

I just did mandatory OSHA certification. A 10 hour course that took around 12 hours with mandatory time spent on each page.

It was less than fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 10:06 AM (Y/06r)

159 (Fortunately, it's only for Campus Emergency Alert and Electronic Data Protection. I guess they are saving the Sexual Harassment Training for a rainy day.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM (FZ29D)

***

I always wrote back and said I'd be there to assist for the practical exercises.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:06 AM (2WIwB)

160 114 illinois battery gave me their last box of matchbooks featuring a buxom waist up. said they started getting complaints from karen.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (Bep7s)

161 I successfully flagged a phishing email this morning, averting the possibility of taking the "IT Security" training class again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)
----
We don't have a choice.

I do get emails from faculty sometimes asking me if a legit email might be fake (or vice versa). To be fair, it can be hard to tell.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (FZ29D)

162 125 8mm, 10mm, 38mm; all sockets needed for a Type 1 VW.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Castellated nuts on the rear drums are 36MM on early Beetles, Buses.

Posted by: Air-cooled Al at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (JM9I6)

163 *blinks at Tensor*

Why is it suddenly a blonde with fox ears in a Tahiti green two-piece swimsuit violating policies when you've generated about 20 images already?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)

164 Heh
in two of the photos, there aren't even tools
just Raquel

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (ZxPkt)

165 Love the old tire in the background.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (lJ0H4)

166 The big glass ashtray can make for a handy missile if the situation calls for it.

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (2Ez/1)

167 Or, a dumpster will suffice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

My dad put 7 engines into his '66 VW Bug. Ordered them from the Montgomery Ward catalog, picked them up at the local store and brought them home in his trailer.

The engines kept blowing up after a bit.

Finally, he junked the thing.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (J4Dwc)

168 Buddy inherited his old man's Zippo collection. 250 in shadow boxes. Incredible artwork.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
________

I've got a KGB zippo a buddy brought back from Russia. Has the emblem with a sword going through the red star. I assume it's fake since it doesn't seem like KGB types would be advertising who they work for.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 10:08 AM (XvL8K)

169 A Motors Manual Tune-Up section, circa 1955 maybe, is probably the most content rich information dense all-in-one chapter you’ll find anywhere. I cut one out and installed it in its own binder. Everything you need and nothin’ ya don’t. It’s like having Charles Kettering, Vannevar Bush, and Smoky Yunick looking over your shoulder in class.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 10:08 AM (J7y21)

170 124 same as case knives.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:09 AM (Bep7s)

171
Mmmmm. Sexy.

Nice pear!*





*Who are you people?
And why haven't you made that joke already?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 10:09 AM (iJfKG)

172 We don't have a choice.

I do get emails from faculty sometimes asking me if a legit email might be fake (or vice versa). To be fair, it can be hard to tell.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (FZ29D)



There's a host of 'training' that must be taken annually, sure, but if you get a phishing test email and open it, you're flagged and must take the security course within 90 days or some such.

I just flag all inbound email as spam and go about my day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:09 AM (ccf/V)

173
Those nicotine fiends are all the same
at a petting party or a poker game
it's all gotta stop when they smoke that cigarette

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 10:09 AM (ZxPkt)

174 Just what is a lead-pipe cinch, anyway?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 02, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

175 OK, folks, I need to write a new scene and I can't do that and hang out here.

Hope you all have a lovely day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 10:10 AM (qRla/)

176 He should have bought an engine from EMPI or JC Whitney. Mongomery Ward probably got the engines from a Brazil junkyard.

36mm? Tells you how long since I read the Bentley or Chilton or even How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 10:10 AM (2GVsD)

177 Y' ever notice that the apple (pear?) core kinda looks like a duck's head … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 10:10 AM (ayRl+)

178 My dad put 7 engines into his '66 VW Bug. Ordered them from the Montgomery Ward catalog, picked them up at the local store and brought them home in his trailer.

The engines kept blowing up after a bit.


Given the awful-looking junkyard pulls Mustie1 makes run perfectly on a regular basis that's impressive.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:10 AM (2ocoG)

179 I had an old VW. Was taking the girlfriend to an MU game in Columbia. We fell in behind a line of KU buses doing about 80.
We made great time til the engine blew.
I had the time to review the manual.
Top speed- 65 mph.

Posted by: MkY at September 02, 2026 10:10 AM (q6tQZ)

180 Report: Raúl Castro Is on His Deathbed

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

181 OSHA raided our machine shop back in the 1970s. They cut the cords off our stand grinders, photographed and confiscated our babbitt hammers, and forced us to discard our good compressed air nozzles and replace them with worthless wimpy low-blow shit.

I'm proud of a couple jobs I did with babbitt hammers. Blows for justice.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (Jr5Lq)

182 116 The good old days of smoking a cigar while welding the gas tank. Don't tell OSHA.
Posted by: Ian S.

So as not to greatly & continually endanger the lives of its field staff, even deficient as most of them were, the agency never implemented the once proposed Lucky Strike (my personal branding) task force which was to directly challenge smoking on-the-job.

But never doubt its deviousity, then or now. As a substitute, violations were & are issued hither and yon for employers not having a "suitable" safety program.

Posted by: The bosses were idiots at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (NFX2v)

183 128 why isn't the kubelwagen type 1?

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)

184 155 Tell St. Peter at the Pearly Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you gotta have another
Cigarette.

I have a Sammy Davis Jr version of that song.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 10:05 AM (qRla/)

Tex Williams

https://youtu.be/9xb9TkPPUoI

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (Y/06r)

185 Air-cooled Vee Dubs will outlast everything else on Earth, cockroaches included.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM (2ocoG)

Their exhaust pipes won't.

Posted by: Reforger at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (g1bFV)

186 "Just what is a lead-pipe cinch, anyway?"

Easy for pipe wrench to bite into, get good grip.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (Jr5Lq)

187 I was wondering why I wasn't seeing any brush strokes.

Is it art?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 10:12 AM (rbvCR)

188 129 gas can and a match?

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:13 AM (Bep7s)

189 Just what is a lead-pipe cinch, anyway?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 02, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)



Professor Plum, in the Library.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:13 AM (ccf/V)

190 181 OSHA raided our machine shop back in the 1970s. They cut the cords off our stand grinders, photographed and confiscated our babbitt hammers, and forced us to discard our good compressed air nozzles and replace them with worthless wimpy low-blow shit.

I'm proud of a couple jobs I did with babbitt hammers. Blows for justice.
Posted by: gp

A state or Federal OSHA? Sounds like Cali or some other idiot State Plan.

If feds cut cords or confiscated anything onsite without warrant or subpoena, heads rolled.

Posted by: The bosses were idiots at September 02, 2026 10:13 AM (NFX2v)

191 >Just what is a lead-pipe cinch, anyway?

Posted by: I gotta ask
----
when you whack someone over the head with a piece of lead pipe, it's a cinch you will achieve the desired effect.

a a lead-pipe cinch is an action the outcome of which is foreordained.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 10:13 AM (ZxPkt)

192 A WWII Kubelwagen is a Type 82.

Type 83 is a KdF body on a Type 82 chassis.

'73-76 Thing/Safari is a Type 181.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 10:14 AM (2GVsD)

193 why isn't the kubelwagen type 1?
Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (Bep7s)




One of the certification tests in Grand Turismo 6 was driving that piece of shit around the Top Gear test track.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:14 AM (ccf/V)

194 "other idiot State Plan" Illinois, The Other Idiot State.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 10:14 AM (Jr5Lq)

195 Trying to work a SnapOn angle here. Got nothing.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 10:03 AM


The second, hard-to-get, spicier version of a Pirelli tire calendar would suffice in this painting, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 10:15 AM (0sNs1)

196
Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
Puff puff puff
And if you smoke yourself to death
Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate
That you hate to make him wait
But you just gotta have another cigarette

https://youtu.be/65_-vNtWLLs

Posted by: Tex Williams at September 02, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

197 Nothing come pears to you.

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at September 02, 2026 10:16 AM (EKlFL)

198 Report: Raúl Castro Is on His Deathbed
Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM (RHGPo)



You asked for it.........


https://youtu.be/7tXD_vAvFZY

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

199 134 found an old zippo knock off by penguin, japan. has the u.s.s. kearsarge on it with the motto "in omnibus pinnaculum."

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:16 AM (Bep7s)

200 Raul Castro?

I guess the warranty on his robo tracksuit is finally running out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 10:17 AM (2GVsD)

201 I've always found you can tell the relative wealth of a neighborhood by the number of used tire stores.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:17 AM (HaopY)

202 Given the proximity of the spanner that would be a 1958 jaguar repair manual opened to the wiring diagram

Posted by: the country place that no one knows about at September 02, 2026 10:18 AM (LOZbR)

203 I have an ashtray just like the one in the picture.

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 10:18 AM (rxS1L)

204 I've always found you can tell the relative wealth of a neighborhood by the number of used tire stores.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:17 AM (HaopY)



That's usually when I know I've stumbled upon the barrio.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)

205 Also, if you say 'Nice pair!' at work, you'd better have a piece of fruit in your hand.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:18 AM (HaopY)

206 Love the round silver magnet parts tray. Ye Olde Harbor of Freight used to give them away with any purchase.
I must have a dozen scattered all around. Good stocking stuffers, too.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

207 I have an ashtray just like the one in the picture.
Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 10:18 AM (rxS1L)



Does it still have the "Property of Holiday Inn" sticker on the bottom?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

208 Also, if you say 'Nice pair!' at work, you'd better have a piece of fruit in your hand.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:18 AM (HaopY)



I'll have to remember this for my next sexual harassment training class. Gotta make sure I'm doing it right.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

209 I've always found you can tell the relative wealth of a neighborhood by the number of used tire stores.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:17 AM (HaopY)


That's usually when I know I've stumbled upon the barrio.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

It can double as a taco stand as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 10:20 AM (SuLfH)

210 I presume Still Life #1 was the same thing with apples?

Posted by: From about That Time at September 02, 2026 10:20 AM (sl73Y)

211 Is it art?
Posted by: Kindltot

If Fat Guy on an Ottoman is considered art then this should be considered as such.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:20 AM (lJ0H4)

212 Used tire shops have been replaced for the most part by beauty supply stores and wireless shops.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 10:20 AM (2GVsD)

213 The second, hard-to-get, spicier version of a Pirelli tire calendar would suffice in this painting, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

During the college years, one of my roommates always had access to Ridgid tool calendars. Very nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:20 AM (HaopY)

214 194 "other idiot State Plan" Illinois, The Other Idiot State.
Posted by: gp

That's really interesting. Thanks.

Illinois uses a split system where private sector workers fall under federal OSHA, while state and local government workers are covered by an OSHA-approved state plan.

Illinois operated purely under federal OSHA until 2009, at which point this public-worker-only state plan was newly established. (The Illinois State Plan received initial approval on September 1, 2009.)

OSHA began needing search warrants on May 23, 1978, following the United States Supreme Court ruling in Marshall v. Barlow’s, Inc.

Posted by: The bosses were idiots at September 02, 2026 10:21 AM (NFX2v)

215 During the college years, one of my roommates always had access to Ridgid tool calendars. Very nice.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:20 AM (HaopY)



Next up: MECHANICS vear.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:22 AM (ccf/V)

216 186 "Just what is a lead-pipe cinch, anyway?"

Easy for pipe wrench to bite into, get good grip.
Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 10:11 AM
+++

Oh, like the design of a monkey wrench.
Wait... those two things rhyme.

Sounds limericky.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 02, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

217 187 I was wondering why I wasn't seeing any brush strokes.

Is it art?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 10:12 AM (rbvCR)

Do you see a dog?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 10:24 AM (PMi3m)

218 Man, it's not even 10:30am and it's already 90 degrees outside.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 10:24 AM (2Cry5)

219 139 monza.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:25 AM (Bep7s)

220 Good art

Not moving but well done for sure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 02, 2026 10:25 AM (xcxpd)

221 217 187 I was wondering why I wasn't seeing any brush strokes.

Is it art?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 10:12 AM (rbvCR)

Do you see a dog?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2026 10:24 AM (PMi3m)

He's sleeping in the sun over by the open roll up door.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 10:25 AM (Y/06r)

222 Man, it's not even 10:30am and it's already 90 degrees outside.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

91 here in NoVa.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

223 I do get emails from faculty sometimes asking me if a legit email might be fake (or vice versa). To be fair, it can be hard to tell.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 10:07 AM (FZ29D)
----
Heh. Just got an email from an adjunct asking if the email about the mandatory training was spam. (no, it's not)

He also wanted to know if it applied to him since he teaches from off-campus. (yes, it does)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 10:26 AM (FZ29D)

224 That's a Fram filter catalog. It's roughly in the middle, so I d say it's open to one of the pages for Lincoln or Mercury.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)

225 151 but why did they pose with reamers?

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:27 AM (Bep7s)

226 Man, it's not even 10:30am and it's already 90 degrees outside.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 10:24 AM (2Cry5)



Summer isn't giving up without a fight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:29 AM (ccf/V)

227 167 four bolts and a pal.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:31 AM (Bep7s)

228 My company had a security breach recently from a dumb ass who clicked on a phishing email and gave the hacker his login and password.

You can have the best lock on the planet, but it’s useless if someone hands over the key to a burglar.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 10:32 AM (NK89z)

229 Summer isn't giving up without a fight.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Nope. Gonna be in the high 90's here in Nashville adjacent land all week. You live in the south long enough you get used to it though.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:32 AM (lJ0H4)

230 Looks like one of my old benches, minus the pears. It even has the ashtray. Perfect for rough work, like cutting, or grinding, or beating shit apart that needs to be beat apart. Sure as shit I bet AOP has one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:33 AM (S41Gd)

231 Sunnyish and cool69° right now in Rhogue Island, breeze off the ocean, mid 70s predicted. Good fence repair day if I can get out of this chair some.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 02, 2026 10:33 AM (sl73Y)

232 We were a better country when Lucky Strike could advertise, and Lawyers couldn’t.

I’m glad people don’t smoke on escalators any longer but America can’t ever seem to find a sensible middle. It’s always one extreme or the other. From nurses selling cartons of Chesterfields to hospital patients (really) to getting arrested for smoking on a deserted seashore or whatever. Stupid.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 10:33 AM (J7y21)

233 My company had a security breach recently from a dumb ass who clicked on a phishing email and gave the hacker his login and password.

You can have the best lock on the planet, but it’s useless if someone hands over the key to a burglar.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 10:32 AM (NK89z)



Our data center host provider just had that happen....only it wasn't an email. They called in, dropped some terms and techie shit and they guy gave them the keys.

I'm hoping the douche was fired immediately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:34 AM (ccf/V)

234 171 that's the title of my "piper at the gates of dawn/ a saucerfull of secrets" double album.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:34 AM (Bep7s)

235 Summer isn't giving up without a fight.
Posted by: Sponge

It was cooler than usual here last week. Very early fallish.

But, I guess, as you said, summer was displeased at being displaced so early, and so has come roaring back.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

236 My little Corvair has 3 ash trays, big one in the middle of the dash, one each rear seat on the arm rests. Nice, shiny chrome, as God intended.

Posted by: Air-cooled Report at September 02, 2026 09:54 AM (JM9I6)


My second car was a '65 Corvair Corsa. Shitty car but a lot of fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:02 AM (2WIwB)

Chiming in with a '63 Notchback and a '67 Ghia.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 10:34 AM (dK+Kv)

237 Next up: MECHANICS vear.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:22 AM


Very nice!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 10:34 AM (bFu5X)

238 I still need to mow the yard.... but that ain't happening in this heat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 10:34 AM (2Cry5)

239
Nope. Gonna be in the high 90's here in Nashville adjacent land all week. You live in the south long enough you get used to it though.
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:32 AM (lJ0H4)



I really enjoy summer. This summer has been a warm one. We've had a LOT of over 100 degree days. First time in a long time we've had that.

I am starting to regret not being out in it a lot more, but my brain and the lazies made it not happen.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

240 Y' ever notice that the apple (pear?) core kinda looks like a duck's head … ?

Interesting observation and it would metaphorically fulfill the meaning of "still life" I mentioned at 97 and fit in with JTB's much more detailed description at 87. Well done, sir.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:36 AM (vTZFs)

241 174 a multi use tool that you can send stranglegrams or bludgeon notification with.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:36 AM (Bep7s)

242 The bottle of anti-seize is a nice touch. One drop of that and you look like the tin man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:36 AM (S41Gd)

243 The bottle of anti-seize is a nice touch. One drop of that and you look like the tin man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:36 AM (S41Gd)



A must when dealing with dissimilar metals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

244 People stole McDonald's ash trays by the millions.

Posted by: Up In Smoke at September 02, 2026 10:37 AM (JM9I6)

245 I really enjoy summer. This summer has been a warm one. We've had a LOT of over 100 degree days. First time in a long time we've had that.

I am starting to regret not being out in it a lot more, but my brain and the lazies made it not happen.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:35 AM


We've got some nice cool days coming up. Labor Day weekend looks great for outdoor work. It's starting to feel like the beginning of fall here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 10:37 AM (bFu5X)

246 Is AOP here? I wonder if there is significance to the wide but shallow jaws welded to the vise.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:39 AM (vTZFs)

247 I really enjoy summer …. We've had a LOT of over 100 degree days
——-

Do you “enjoy” it looking out the window while staying inside a heavily air-conditioned space, rarely if ever venturing outside?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 10:39 AM (J7y21)

248 I cant wait to go see my Eagles and spend $1000 on crappy seats and crappy food so I can act and dress like a 6 year old and cheer alongside the homosexual cheer fag!

Posted by: Smooth Brained NFL Fan at September 02, 2026 10:39 AM (+iYtA)

249 Parents used to have a GoodYear ashtray. The outer edge was an actual tire.

Wonder if that was something that got packed when we loaded up the house.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

250 The bottle of anti-seize is a nice touch. One drop of that and you look like the tin man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:36 AM (S41Gd)


A must when dealing with dissimilar metals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

I used it yesterday, and probably today. Any bolt going into aluminum on a harley. Spark plug threads too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:40 AM (S41Gd)

251 192 and my ghia ragtop? you'd think i would remember...

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:41 AM (Bep7s)

252 Summer is the best. Visiting Mackinac Island is an absolute must, even if you don't like your streets covered in horse poop.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 10:41 AM (2ap+5)

253 193 i've all gold and completed the entire franchise except for a few "missions" that i find impossible. maybe if i had a wheel...
it was more fun when they included daihatsu midgets and the early daimler trike. eh, la...

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

254 251 192 and my ghia ragtop? you'd think i would remember...

Always take a picture of yourself with every car you own.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1)

255 I cant wait to go see my Eagles and spend $1000 on crappy seats and crappy food so I can act and dress like a 6 year old and cheer alongside the homosexual cheer fag!
Posted by: Smooth Brained NFL Fan

Did you see the video over at Insty yesterday of one of the male cheerleaders twirling his pom poms and shaking his ass? ROFLMAO

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:44 AM (lJ0H4)

256
Freddy Fabris appears to be a photographer. Did he paint this? Is it AI?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 02, 2026 10:45 AM (VWtfl)

257 Summer is the best. Visiting Mackinac Island is an absolute must, even if you don't like your streets covered in horse poop.
Posted by: Oglebay

One of my fondest memories from childhood is my marching around Fort Mackinac issuing orders to my imaginary subordinates.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

258 Some of the "old folks" back in West Virginia we know think we're in for a nasty winter. Well, they think they are. Since we're not too far, geographically speaking, I guess we are too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 10:45 AM (2Cry5)

259 Is AOP here? I wonder if there is significance to the wide but shallow jaws welded to the vise.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:39 AM (vTZFs)


It makes the jaws wider. A lot of uses. It might have been done to address a certain problem. Its good for bending sheet metal. I have a set of square bar stock pieces I put in the vice for just that purpose. Having them welded in would be faster though. What this dude needed them for is anybody's guess. It might be as simple as he wanted a wider jaw.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:46 AM (S41Gd)

260 F U Sarge!

Posted by: Subordinate Imaginary 1ea at September 02, 2026 10:46 AM (J7y21)

261
Did you see the video over at Insty yesterday of one of the male cheerleaders twirling his pom poms and shaking his ass? ROFLMAO
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:44 AM (lJ0H4)



The only thing I really wanted to see was if it was doing it's own faggy thing or if it was doing the same routine as everyone else.

It sure seemed like it was just flailing about with no coordination with the rest of the squad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

262 One of my fondest memories from childhood is my marching around Fort Mackinac issuing orders to my imaginary subordinates.
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

=======

I love that!

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 10:46 AM (2ap+5)

263 208 driving west on dempster you will pass "zacharias' sexual abuse center."
or maybe clinic. one of those.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

264 Some of the "old folks" back in West Virginia we know think we're in for a nasty winter. Well, they think they are. Since we're not too far, geographically speaking, I guess we are too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

As long as we don't get any more of that snowcrete, it will be a good winter regardless. That stuff redefined "bad winter" for me.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

265 Wow - nice painting - reminds me of the medieval still life with various objects like fresh fruit denoting wealth.

Here the scene conjures up ability.

Probably wouldn't hang, unless it was in the board room of a car company.

Posted by: nods in approval at September 02, 2026 10:47 AM (anL5R)

266 It might be as simple as he wanted a wider jaw.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:46 AM (S41Gd)



I get that.....

Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 02, 2026 10:47 AM (ccf/V)

267 209 i have mentioned the baitshop/ taco stand in waukegan previous.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:48 AM (Bep7s)

268 Did you see the video over at Insty yesterday of one of the male cheerleaders twirling his pom poms and shaking his ass? ROFLMAO
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:44 AM


"Ha! Gaaaaaaay!!!!!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 10:48 AM (bFu5X)

269 Did you see the video over at Insty yesterday of one of the male cheerleaders twirling his pom poms and shaking his ass? ROFLMAO

Kaepernick et al wasn't an aberration. TPTB at the NFL are actively trying to fire their fan base and install a new one because they still believe that's what advertisers (aka $$$$) want.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:49 AM (vTZFs)

270 Some of the "old folks" back in West Virginia we know think we're in for a nasty winter. Well, they think they are. Since we're not too far, geographically speaking, I guess we are too.

Here in Maryland I had leaves start falling in July and they're really going in earnest now. I would not be surprised if winter was early and nasty.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:49 AM (2ocoG)

271 >>It sure seemed like it was just flailing about with no coordination with the rest of the squad.

It was a homo interpretation of Steven Seagal running.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 10:49 AM (J4Dwc)

272 212 tons of those. but still tire shops as well, right next to the firhouse steak and lemonade.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:49 AM (Bep7s)

273
Kaepernick et al wasn't an aberration. TPTB at the NFL are actively trying to fire their fan base and install a new one because they still believe that's what advertisers (aka $$$$) want.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:49 AM (vTZFs)



I believe he's suing the NFL, again........


He should just off himself already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:50 AM (ccf/V)

274 @207. -Sponge

No, no Holiday Inn on it. Just a plain ol' glass ashtray. Don't remember where it came from. Just happened to notice it in the painting.

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 10:50 AM (rxS1L)

275
It was a homo interpretation of Steven Seagal running.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 10:49 AM (J4Dwc)



That's the ONLY interpretation......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:50 AM (ccf/V)

276 Kaepernick et al wasn't an aberration. TPTB at the NFL are actively trying to fire their fan base and install a new one because they still believe that's what advertisers (aka $$$$) want.

They don't even care about advertisers, because I'm pretty sure Bud Light told them that doesn't work, but they do want to make the league more acceptable to AWFLs like Roger Goodell's wife.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 10:50 AM (2ocoG)

277 Winter is also great though. The "must do" for winter is a week (or more) at the Mirror Lake Inn at Lake Placid.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 10:50 AM (2ap+5)

278 It was a homo interpretation of Steven Seagal running.
Posted by: one hour sober

As opposed to Ace's crow interpretation.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

279 Chiming in with a '63 Notchback and a '67 Ghia.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 10:34 AM (dK+Kv)


I always thought the Ghia was a cool car. Back in high school, my after school job boss had one but traded it for a '70 E-Type Jag XKE. Then he started screwing the secretary. Wrecked the car, his marriage, and the business.
I'd of liked the Ghia though.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:52 AM (2WIwB)

280 It might be as simple as he wanted a wider jaw.

Maybe. But taking JTB's comment about how everything seems to have been carefully chosen to substitute for something in a classical still life, I suspect it may be something more subtle. Or maybe not. I'm just a geek.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:52 AM (vTZFs)

281 Winter is also great though. The "must do" for winter is a week (or more) at the Mirror Lake Inn at Lake Placid.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 10:50 AM


I haven't been to Lake Placid in over 30 years. Lovely little town. There used to be a great book/tobacco store overlooking the lake called "With Pipe and Book." Closed a few years ago, unfortunately.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 10:53 AM (bFu5X)

282 Not surprised about the NFL faggot cheerleaders.

Roger Goddell is an asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 10:53 AM (SuLfH)

283 A good vise is one of the most important tools in any shop. I use the hell out of mine. It's a wrench, anvil, pipe holder, weld clamp, etc... Unlimited uses. I've killed at least 2 over my career. Left many very wounded.

Posted by: Reforger at September 02, 2026 10:55 AM (g1bFV)

284 Insty has a neat overhead shot of the Battleship Missouri on the day of the official signing of the instrument of surrender by Japan. Today is the anniversary.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:55 AM (lJ0H4)

285 214 early 80s we had osha guy would check for steel toes. walk up real nice handshake and then stomp on your foot.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

286 They don't even care about advertisers, because I'm pretty sure Bud Light told them that doesn't work...

Did AB actually recant or just try to pretend that it didn't happen? "Woke 1.0 was craaazzy, man" isn't exactly an apology.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:56 AM (vTZFs)

287 I haven't been to Lake Placid in over 30 years. Lovely little town. There used to be a great book/tobacco store overlooking the lake called "With Pipe and Book." Closed a few years ago, unfortunately.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 10:53 AM (bFu5X)
Stay away from the water.
- A. Cow

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 10:56 AM (LHPAg)

288 Mackinac Island was the second US National Park, after Yellowstone. When Fort Mackinac was closed as a military base in 1895, the Federal government transferred it to the state and it became Michigan's first state park.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

289 Not surprised about the NFL faggot cheerleaders.

Roger Goddell is an asshole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 10:53 AM (SuLfH)



He gets paid over $50m a year and has access to a private jet whenever he wants.

He's the worst commissioner in the history of sport.

Yet the team owners keep re-electing him overwhelmingly.

The NFL can't die fast enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:56 AM (ccf/V)

290 >the Federal government transferred it to the state and it became Michigan's first state park.

Posted by: Bulg
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but is it overrated?

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 10:57 AM (ZxPkt)

291 January - Lake Placid

Mid-summer - Mackinac and Traverse City

Late summer - Bar Harbor/Acadia

Week after Thanksgiving - Key West

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 10:57 AM (2ap+5)

292 Still Life #2

Outstanding. That end of the chain looks particularly real. How many of these still lifes would you actually have in you?

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 10:57 AM (+ffGB)

293 early 80s we had osha guy would check for steel toes. walk up real nice handshake and then stomp on your foot.
Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)



A dick move.

The desire to punch him in the face in retaliation, steel toe or not, would be difficult to hold back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

294 Did you see the video over at Insty yesterday of one of the male cheerleaders twirling his pom poms and shaking his ass? ROFLMAO
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 10:44 AM

"Ha! Gaaaaaaay!!!!!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Just saw it on Facebook. Flamer is an understatement. Richard Simmons was straight compared to him.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 10:58 AM (ANkWq)

295 Okay painting. Not going to dwell on it tho.

Posted by: Rex B at September 02, 2026 10:58 AM (R0XxO)

296
Just saw it on Facebook. Flamer is an understatement. Richard Simmons was straight compared to him.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 10:58 AM (ANkWq)



Wonder where it showers.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:58 AM (ccf/V)

297 but is it overrated?
Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 10:57 AM (ZxPkt)

========

El-Sayed thinks it is.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 02, 2026 10:59 AM (2ap+5)

298 Okay painting. Not going to dwell on it tho.
Posted by: Rex B at September 02, 2026 10:58 AM (R0XxO)



Coil packs and electronic ignition did away with the dwell meter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 10:59 AM (ccf/V)

299 > As long as we don't get any more of that snowcrete, it will be a good winter regardless. That stuff redefined "bad winter" for me.
Posted by: Bulg
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That shit hung around here in KY for 3 weeks. And one of those weeks it was well above freezing. Took me 3 days to get the front of the garage cleaned enough that the door would open. Ice... a foot or more thick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 10:59 AM (2Cry5)

300 early 80s we had osha guy would check for steel toes. walk up real nice handshake and then stomp on your foot.
Posted by: cmeat


I hope he was wearing a cup.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 10:59 AM (+ffGB)

301 244 "over one billion stolen"

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 11:00 AM (Bep7s)

302 Okay painting. Not going to dwell on it tho.

It's probably generated more on-topic comments than anything in the art thread that didn't include boobs.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:00 AM (vTZFs)

303 Doof must've forgot to hand over the keys to the Morning Rant.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:01 AM (ccf/V)

304 250 i switched out for bel ray assembly lube, but yeah- somethin'.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 11:01 AM (Bep7s)

305 Kaepernick et al wasn't an aberration. TPTB at the NFL are actively trying to fire their fan base and install a new one because they still believe that's what advertisers (aka $$$$) want.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 10:49 AM (vTZFs)

No it's because the people who control the $$$-flow needed to remake the culture and this is how. Same reason movies and TV have gone their way. None of these people are mistaken or misguided as such, they are following the revenue stream.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 11:02 AM (yTlP3)

306 254 yeah, no- i still have.

Posted by: cmeat at September 02, 2026 11:03 AM (Bep7s)

307 302 Okay painting. Not going to dwell on it tho.

It's probably generated more on-topic comments than anything in the art thread that didn't include boobs.
Posted by: Oddbob at

It was a subtle pun to the mechanics out there- before there was electronic ignition.

Posted by: Rex B at September 02, 2026 11:03 AM (R0XxO)

308 No it's because the people who control the $$$-flow needed to remake the culture and this is how. Same reason movies and TV have gone their way. None of these people are mistaken or misguided as such, they are following the revenue stream.

I don't know if you're agreeing or disagreeing with me. Is the money the means or the end? I think it's the end.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:04 AM (vTZFs)

309 Asshoe IBEW mob outside with a bullhorn bitching at the local TV station about contract negotiations. The giant inflatable rat is a nice touch, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 11:05 AM (bFu5X)

310 It was a subtle pun to the mechanics out there- before there was electronic ignition.

Sponge caught it, I didn't. I'm just a geek.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:05 AM (vTZFs)

311 they are following the revenue stream.
——
Yeah, no. They are purposefully destroying shit along with the revenue.

The only question is who was making up the delta. USAID, probably

Posted by: Subordinate Imaginary 1ea at September 02, 2026 11:06 AM (J7y21)

312
I don't know if you're agreeing or disagreeing with me. Is the money the means or the end? I think it's the end.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:04 AM (vTZFs)



Player salaries, billion dollar stadiums and overall greed has priced the casual fan out of attending games. I would venture a guess that over 85% of tickets are corporate owned.

It tickles my heart to hear Bills fans pissing and moaning about their new $2bn stadium, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:06 AM (ccf/V)

313 Asshoe IBEW mob outside with a bullhorn bitching at the local TV station about contract negotiations. The giant inflatable rat is a nice touch, though.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 11:05 AM (bFu5X)



My uncle was a member of that shit for 43 years. They f*cked around with his retirement and it took them over a year to get it straightened out. He was almost homeless by then.

But, yeah. Go Union........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:07 AM (ccf/V)

314
Sponge caught it, I didn't. I'm just a geek.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:05 AM (vTZFs)



We all have our cross to bear.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

315 What’s the main difference between Japan and Germany today?

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (LHPAg)

316 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (NcvvS)

317 I wonder if, once the Sisterhood in the courtroom frees Lindsay Clancy, the Sisterhood in the medical bureaucracy will give her job as a delivery nurse back. She's perfectly suited to their great new law in MA - you might need to be able to walk to deliver live babies, but you can strangle them from a wheelchair easily. They can just hand the little tykes off to the expert.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (BI5O2)

318 Rant is up.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (77rzZ)

319 (Looks at painting)

Oh no, that poor book is so water damaged!

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (EGSGm)

320 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (ccf/V)

321 What’s the main difference between Japan and Germany today?

Japan doesn't hate itself?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 11:09 AM (vTZFs)

322 My old boss got card checked at a location we were working.

Mr Union fucked with the wrong dude.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 11:10 AM (SuLfH)

323 The NFL is THE most profitable sports operation on the entire planet. Head and shoulders above anything else. Owning a franchise gives you the ability to print Benjamins three shifts a day and pay overtime on the weekends, regardless of the quality of the product on the field.

They're getting away with the homosexual stuff for one simple reason: because they can.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 02, 2026 11:12 AM (2Ez/1)

324 Art

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 02, 2026 11:27 AM (LKlEb)

325 @ 313 Asshoe IBEW mob outside with a bullhorn bitching at the local TV station about contract negotiations. The giant inflatable rat is a nice touch, though. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 11:05 AM (bFu5X) My uncle was a member of that shit for 43 years. They f*cked around with his retirement and it took them over a year to get it straightened out. He was almost homeless by then. But, yeah. Go Union ........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 11:07 AM (ccf/V)
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One of the happiest days of my life was when I told Musicians Union Local 174-496 that I was ending my membership. I made up a reason other than "'Cuz you suck!" - something like going into the Army, etc etc. I always hated 'em 'cos at 'election time', the name on the paper in the slot always had the notice "You MUST vote for AT LEAST ONE!". Well shit! … There's only one 'candidate' 'for each position. G'bye, suckahs.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 02, 2026 11:40 AM (ayRl+)

326 More fun
Eric W.
@EWess92
🚨 Hot off the press: OLC holds that states accepting federal food stamp and social security assistance must report known illegal immigrants to DHS. Under a 1996 welfare-reform law, Congress required states to report any person they know to be not lawfully present in the US.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2026 12:12 PM (E4rtv)

327 Late to the party, but the artist must have been spying on me! Other than the ashtray with the cigar butts, could be my shop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:21 PM (1z8ji)

The Morning Report — 9/ 2 /26

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Well, there are a couple of bright spots in the news this morning, so let us take note. First,

A Utah Judge ruled Tuesday that Tyler Robinson will stand trial on all seven charges in the assassination of conservative leader Charlie Kirk, leaving him eligible for the death penalty if convicted of aggravated murder.

Again, while this is certainly welcome to hear neither you nor I were born yesterday, so before we give in to the temptation to engage in providing a simultaneous venturi effect on our nether regions. This fiend is a hero to the Democrat Left and given the utter corruption of our judiciary and moral bankruptcy of far too many of our fellow citizens-in-name-only I'd be shocked if there was an actual conviction let alone if this thing actually got a death sentence. Considering the mastermind of 9/11 has yet to be taken out and sent back to the infernal reaches from whence he and his non-religion religion came from, yeah it's all a non-starter.

Elsewhere it certainly looks as if the gloom-and-doomers attacking the President about the economy might want to chew on this.

On Tuesday, new data from the Department of Labor’s Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey showed that manufacturing job openings rose to 580,000 in July, up from 501,000 in June. This constitutes the highest level since January 2023. In contrast, the manufacturing sector posted 428,000 openings this time last year. Durable goods manufacturers saw a particularly sharp increase, with vacancies climbing to 429,000 from 353,000 the previous month, and 255,000 from the previous year. The follows data released by the Department of Commerce showing a 1.1 percent rise in durable goods orders, twice what was expected. While hiring in manufacturing fell to 288,000 in July from 330,000 last month, this comes amid a broader trend of declining hires. According to recent data, total job openings across all sectors increased to 7.3 million, while hiring declined to 5.05 million. It was also revealed that layoffs across the economy dropped to 1.666 million, one of the lowest levels on record, while the rate of unemployment remains historically low at 4.1 percent. This demonstrates the ongoing growth of the U.S. manufacturing sector, which has been a core focus of the Trump administration’s economic policy. This follows a report showing that U.S. manufacturing has reached a four-year high in July. The same report showed that employment in the sector had risen to a three-year high. Specifically, the Manufacturing Purchasing Managers’ Index (PMI) reached 55.6 in July, an increase from 53.3 in June.

Psaki-Psircling back to 9/11 for a moment and hopefully not to kill the buzz I've tried to engender, there's this piece of shit and his madness to contend with.

The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) has defended far-left Twitch streamer Hasan Piker, who previously said “America deserved 9/11,” and endorsed him as “our streamer,” just days before the 25th anniversary of the attacks, which left thousands of Americans dead across New York City, Virginia, and Pennsylvania. . . The controversy has underscored the growing divisions and tensions within the Democrats over socialism and Israel. It also shows how Piker has become politically toxic to much of the Democrats. This controversy comes amid a broader shift to the left among Democrats, with one in three Democrat-aligned voters self-describing as Democratic Socialists.

Disgusting as he and what he represents are, that they seem to be lacking in popularity, despite their growing presence on the electoral scene I'll take as a positive development, even as the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bernie Sanders-es remain in prominence.

Other than that, the battle over AI continues. Like it or not, it's here and here to stay so we better get a handle on it before it gets a handle on us,

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) said during a Breitbart News Fight Club Roundtable on Monday evening that he believes China is helping fund opposition to artificial intelligence data centers, while arguing that the country should consider the effects on the electrical grid and water resources without putting itself at a disadvantage in the competition over AI.  “Now, at the same time, I think we need to be responsible. We need to look at the demands on the electrical grid. I think demands on water resources are way overstated, but overstated because China is funding the propaganda against these things,” he continued.

Like any other technology or advancement that has come about since Ogg the caveman discovered fire and Cocoa Krispies, it can and will be used for good and ill. The same as with AI. And the short term good, which is very good IMHO, jobs in construction as well as the parallel increase in employment of businesses and industries that service and feed into this new infrastructure are for sure a potential Golden Goose as President Trump has described it. And the evil that can and would be unleashed on us if we let the Chi-Coms win the race to dominate AI is guaranteed. FOr that reason alone we simply cannot allow that to happen.

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1 Happy Wednesday, everyone! Oh look; there are articles!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:36 AM (BpO1e)

2 Happy Wednesday, everyone! And now for the articles.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:37 AM (BpO1e)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 02, 2026 07:38 AM (NcvvS)

4 Good Morning

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 07:38 AM (sn5xH)

5 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

6 Off, silly sock.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 02, 2026 07:38 AM (NcvvS)

7 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

8 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 07:39 AM (2Cry5)

9 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 02, 2026 07:40 AM (kmSxS)

10 Did America Win the War on Terror?

I'm in the "no" camp simply because of the support terrorism has in this country.

In my opinion, the battle should have gone like this.

9/11-12: Mourning.
9/13: A response so vicious that our allies gasp in horror and our few surviving enemies don't try getting our attention ever again.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:40 AM (BpO1e)

11 Hump Day Greetings, Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at September 02, 2026 07:41 AM (2CeDH)

12 G'mornin all y'all

Posted by: Okjohn at September 02, 2026 07:43 AM (k5nss)

13 >> Considering the mastermind of 9/11 has yet to be taken out and sent back to the infernal reaches from whence he and his non-religion religion came from, yeah it's all a non-starter.

I was shocked to learn yesterday on this very website that KSM has not yet stood trial and it’s not scheduled to start until 2028? What have we been waiting for?

Honestly though that piece of garbage doesn’t deserve a trial and he’s not a US citizen… after extracting all useful information they should’ve taken him on a one way helicopter ride…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 07:44 AM (3sMS0)

14 NR Pax

The terrorists had a lot of help from inside US Governments, looking the other way. Mostly, but not all, Leftists.

If, repeat, If, those buildings had been full, we would have been looking at 70,000 dead. A nuclear weapon sized terrorist attack. Rick Rescorla was and is a hero to emulate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 07:44 AM (u82oZ)

15 Paul-

Again, go fuck yourself with a rusty tree saw.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 07:45 AM (sn5xH)

16 Morning all!

I've got an interview right after lunch. It wouldn't meet all my financial needs but it would be a big help, so praying that it goes well. I'm so tired of the job search treadmill! The interview Monday was a bust, still hoping to hear back from Friday or one of the 'pending an interview' positions.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 07:45 AM (aJQbY)

17 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 07:46 AM (ANkWq)

18 The "economic" news is a fluff as the CoC crowd demanded that every output number must always increase, no matter what. With proper immigration controls, we should see some variation in data...and the effects of changes in labor (or lack thereof).

FWIW, overall prices were pretty stable all summer, and people responded by vacations and traveling. The places I saw were...whew... Packed.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

19 9/11-12: Mourning.
9/13: A response so vicious that our allies gasp in horror and our few surviving enemies don't try getting our attention ever again.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:40 AM (BpO1e)
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Too bad our foreign policy is made by toddlers.
Be Nice.
Share.
Say Please and Thank You.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

20 Rick Rescorla was and is a hero to emulate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


If his body had been found, a crane would have been required to lift the coffin on account of the weight of his balls.

Too bad our foreign policy is made by toddlers.

"We want the world to love us!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:49 AM (BpO1e)

21 @18

>>The "economic" news is a fluff as the CoC crowd demanded that every output number must always increase,

The entire Western economic system is predicated on un-ending growth.

Growth in people is the only way you can sustain the fiction of un-ending growth.

This alone explains their sucicidal, culture destroying insistance on mass immigration.

Well, that and they also hate their countrymen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl)

22 man

I am convinced we are in the middle of a golden age. Yes, there is a lot of rot, but we are still doing much better than other countries. EU (except Poland), China, Sudan, Iran, looking at you.

Kinda like the last burnt-out ant hill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

23 Too bad our foreign policy is made by toddlers."

Our illiterati just want to be liked. Always. I'm convinced DC is populated by the jackwagons who wanted to please the teacher and get a gold star. Daily.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)

24 Looks like they're building a new Culvers restaurant a couple miles south of me. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 07:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

25 The entire Western economic system is predicated on un-ending growth."

Very True.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:50 AM (XuXeR)

26 "Too bad our foreign policy is made by toddlers."


Gangsters.

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2026 07:51 AM (Q+gd/)

27 “Now, at the same time, I think we need to be responsible. We need to look at the demands on the electrical grid.

I want to club these retards to death.

These <expletive deleted> have had malicious intent on the electrical grid since Three Mile Island. Every administration and Congress has looked at the electrical grid and tried to outdo their predecessors in how much vandalism, plundering and out-right wrecking the grid they can come up with.

• hundreds of billions to sabotage the grid with solar and wind.
• halting nuclear energy through regs and lawfare
• criminalizing coal and oil use through Climate Change™ CO2 regulations
• destroying hydro-electric dams
• prohibiting pipelines for natgas
• that whole ERCOT fiasco by forcing natgas pumpts to be run on the grid
• Neurotic FERC
• amorphous steel (Unobtanium&trade transformers
• (pixy limit)...

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 07:52 AM (rgGn5)

28 Too bad our foreign policy is made by toddlers.
Be Nice.
Share.
Say Please and Thank You.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

MATHFPFA… Make Attila the Hun Foreign Policy Fashionable Again… doesn’t roll off the tongue like MAGA. Maybe need to fit Ghengis Khan in somehow… using the soft-g pronunciation of John Kerry

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 07:52 AM (3sMS0)

29 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 02, 2026 07:53 AM (53oGX)

30 I am convinced we are in the middle of a golden age"

We are. That doesn't generate clicks, tho...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

31 Ric Rescoria, a true hero. Something else about him that was brought up and swept under the rug quickly. A few days before the attack, as head of security for Morgan Stanley, he was picking up chatter leading him to predict an attack was coming. Also, on the dust cover of We Were Soldiers, there's a picture of a platoon leader in action. That's Ric.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 07:55 AM (gm9Sb)

32 Trump: Iran Could Be ‘Totally Wiped Out’ — Tehran Launches Missile Attack on U.S. Bases in Jordan

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And yet about 15 years ago, they were being showered with pallets of $$$ by Obama.

My, how times flies.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

33 El-Sayed drops a new ad.

https://tinyurl.com/mrj27dbc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 07:56 AM (ndZc7)

34 They built a Culver's a stone's throw from stately Twins Manor. Then the city promptly turned the intersection into a quadrant roadway intersection. NO Left turns, (Legally, anyhoo.) Traffic there was a hot mess before, and this hasn't made it better yet. Now, you're putting life and limb at risk for a Butter Burger and cheese curds and some custard.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at September 02, 2026 07:56 AM (2CeDH)

35 , I think we need to be responsible"

When I hear a public figure utter "responsible ", I know my wallet is about to get hammered. Again.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

36 About the Facebook and Zuckerlizard...I didn't think the kiddies were even on FB anymore. My impression was they all thought it was for the old foggies sharing grandkid pictures and none of them would be caught dead on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 07:58 AM (qBdHI)

37 Trump: Iran Could Be ‘Totally Wiped Out’ — Tehran Launches Missile Attack on U.S. Bases in Jordan

*changes channel*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

38 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Life comes at you fast.

Historians discount the power of individuals. But Trump showed that they are idiots. Individuals matter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

39 NYPost:

When the US Treasury Department sanctioned the transnational organization Masar Badil last week, Washington took a much-needed step toward thwarting terrorist activity and recruitment here in the homeland.

Those affiliates, associated with college campuses in Minnesota, Oregon and Washington state, have been vocal advocates for armed resistance against “colonialism” — and in recent months their calls for “resistance” have escalated into violence and intimidation.

One of the most active is Students United for Palestinian Equality and Return at the University of Washington, which until recently was a formally registered student organization.

Masar Badil itself has listed SUPER-UW among its “frameworks and militant networks,” and the student group’s evolution over the past three years reveals just how deep a foothold the network has gained inside the US.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 07:59 AM (xEffA)

40 I'm convinced DC is populated by the jackwagons who wanted to please the teacher and get a gold star. Daily.

Souless amoral ghouls with absolutely no love for this country, its people, its traditions, its future.

Beyond a mutual contempt for everything that made America Great, they have divergent ways to abuse their roles into graft, empire building, petty regulations, vindictive targeting, virtue signaling, criminal levels of neglect and indifference, nepotism, personal agendas, bribes, and ways to bed down children.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 07:59 AM (9Hs2w)

41 Our foreign policy was made by toddlers. More specifically, it was made by open borders fanatics, the same type that are currently destroying Europe, and has been for decades.

It's now being made by the orange menace and that's a big reason they hate him. Big change is happening but too often the trees get lost in the forest.

The clearest example of that change is happening just above Lake America. Canada has chosen China and the EU over America.

Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 07:59 AM (viF8m)

42 Did America Win the War on Terror?
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Considering the Left are the biggest terrorists around and growing I'd say no.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 08:00 AM (yTlP3)

43 I watched that clip of the Philly Eagles male cheerleader. OMG, drop what you're doing and watch this. What a hilarious spectacle of flamboyant gayness. He looks utterly ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI)

44 Looks like they're building a new Culvers restaurant a couple miles south of me. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: gp

Something interesting in the burger wars. Burger King recently stole the crown from Wendy's for best fast food. Now BK is revamping their entire menu.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:01 AM (ndZc7)

45 DC Circuit rules soldier's [Bergdahl] desertion court-martial was wrongfully revoked

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:02 AM (xEffA)

46 https://tinyurl.com/mrj27dbc


Bro has a real thing for black v-neck t-shirts.

Ghey. So very very ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

47 Trump: Iran Could Be ‘Totally Wiped Out’ — Tehran Launches Missile Attack on U.S. Bases in Jordan

Basically a boring and dysfunctional version of "Groundhog Day"

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:02 AM (9Hs2w)

48 I watched that clip of the Philly Eagles male cheerleader. OMG, drop what you're doing and watch this. What a hilarious spectacle of flamboyant gayness. He looks utterly ridiculous.

Posted by: Lady in Black

Fly Like an Eagle . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:03 AM (ndZc7)

49 "Then the city promptly turned the intersection into a quadrant roadway intersection. NO Left turns,"

My city is all in on the roundabout horseshit, and also 'traffic calming restrictions,' i.e., turning perfectly good four lane roads into three lanes, and constricted intersections with curbs that pinch out into corners, etc. It sucks.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:03 AM (Jr5Lq)

50 War on Terror"

Was there ever a stupider phrase? "Terror"?

No. 9/12, glass the prayer stone. Problem solved.

Feh.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:04 AM (XuXeR)

51 Survey: Over 1/3 of Gun Owners Have Used a Firearm in Self-Defense

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I own 2 guns myself. A 9mm and .380. I don't ever want to have to use them, but when Mr. Black is out of town, my 9mm is right beside me. Thankfully, I've never even had to point it at anyone and I hope it stays that way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

52 43 I watched that clip of the Philly Eagles male cheerleader. OMG, drop what you're doing and watch this. What a hilarious spectacle of flamboyant gayness. He looks utterly ridiculous.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 08:01 AM (qBdHI)

1. He is male
2. They dress him as a male - he's not a male trying to be a fake girl
3. There have been male cheerleaders forever, and they tend to make cheerleading stunts better and safer
4. Yes, he looks like the gay spotter for those stunts vs the actual cheerer

Total non-issue for me. if we want men to cheerlead, the Eagles have correctly set the tone, b/c their men are designated men.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 02, 2026 08:05 AM (tOcjL)

53 Trump: Iran Could Be ‘Totally Wiped Out’ — Tehran Launches Missile Attack on U.S. Bases in Jordan
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Moar wiping out, less blabbing please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

54 I enjoyed watching that fat sack of shit get ventilated by the NYPD yesterday. I like how she did the cretin hop as the rounds found her soft fupa flesh.

It would be nice to have a similar video everyday of some dirtbag being unalived to enjoy.

Posted by: Happiness Is A Warm Gun at September 02, 2026 08:05 AM (+iYtA)

55 Sean Duffy commended EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin for targeting his “pet peeve” — an auto feature intended to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. “You know the on-off, the stop-start button on your car? I hate that thing,” Duffy told the crowd at an event in Detroit. “Thank you, Lee Zeldin. He’s gotten rid of it, and the first cars without the start-stop button are rolling off the line.” In February, the EPA announced it would axe federal incentives for vehicle manufacturers that include the feature in their models.

… free at last, free at last, Lord God Almighty, free at last

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:06 AM (xEffA)

56 Bro has a real thing for black v-neck t-shirts.

Ghey. So very very ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

More Tiger Beat than U.S. News and World Report.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:06 AM (ndZc7)

57 > Survey: Over 1/3 of Gun Owners Have Used a Firearm in Self-Defense
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Really? Seems... high. That's a lot of people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 08:07 AM (2Cry5)

58 When I was in grad school I used to see the school's male cheerleaders there working out, doing tons of squats and presses. They were all huge and really strong and not ghey. NTTAWWT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

59 50 No. 9/12, glass the prayer stone. Problem solved.
Posted by: man

A solution for Mecca from America.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL)

60 "Burger King recently stole the crown from Wendy's for best fast food."

I read that. I usually go to BK only when I get discount coupons in the mail, but I'll check it out one of these days. I'll take a wild guess at the current Whopper price: $12.49. Is that close?

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:07 AM (Jr5Lq)

61 The alleged Chinese spy who seduced ex-Democratic Congressman Eric Swalwell met him through a nonprofit accused of Chinese Communist Party ties — which is still placing interns with politicians across the US. Fang “Christine” Fang worked her way up to president of a chapter of The Asian Pacific American Public Affairs (APAPA) group, which she used to help get interns into other political offices in California, one of the group’s stated missions.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:07 AM (xEffA)

62 free at last, free at last, "

Actually saw a new Ford the other day - no "ASS" (auto stop/start) button. What a relief!

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:08 AM (XuXeR)

63 Today is Whopper Wednesday

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:08 AM (xEffA)

64 current Whopper price: $12.49. Is that close?"

Uber Eats or DoorDash?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:09 AM (XuXeR)

65 Leave to the NFL to even f#*% up the cheerleaders. We’ll know it’s doomsday if the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders go male and gay… I mean Philly they pelted Santa Clause with snowballs and booed him one year

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 08:10 AM (3sMS0)

66 I was shocked to learn yesterday on this very website that KSM has not yet stood trial and it’s not scheduled to start until 2028? What have we been waiting for?

In 11/5/2009 Major Nidal Malik Hasan murdered 13 people and wounding more than 30 others.

He exhausted his appeals years ago but Trump and the DoW refuse to send him to the underworld.

America can't slay its dragons. We are helpless against Islam—it has a powerful demonic hold over the entire country especially its "leaders".

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:10 AM (pUU4E)

67 Total non-issue for me. if we want men to cheerlead, the Eagles have correctly set the tone, b/c their men are designated men.

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Male cheerleaders have been around a long time, but in a different capacity than this guy. I had a friend whose boyfriend was a cheerleader. The kind that stood at the bottom of the pyramids and tossed girls in the air. This new iteration is...different. Obviously our opinions vary.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

68 "Uber Eats or DoorDash?"

I've never used those delivery services. WTF can afford them?

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

69 Wednesday is Sundae at your participating Carvel Dealer. All Sundaes half-off.

Posted by: Tom Carvel at September 02, 2026 08:11 AM (JM9I6)

70 Funny, too - all the Houston area weather types were "OMG" for the past 3 days. This am? Nada...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)

71 Total non-issue for me. if we want men to cheerlead, the Eagles have correctly set the tone, b/c their men are designated men.
Posted by: Nova Local at September 02, 2026 08:05 AM (tOcjL)

Uh… the video I watched the guy was definitely feminine and gay. Me no like that tone

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 08:12 AM (3sMS0)

72 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ. Happy Hump Day to all.
I'm still a bit shocked at the very muted reaction AG Nessel got for her statement. She literally calling for cultural suicide. The Dems are in a bad place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 08:12 AM (rNkEQ)

73 At Axios: "America is seeing an uptick in executions"

Can we please kill Dylann Roof, and the Carr brothers now? Way, way overdue for those fucking monsters.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:12 AM (Jr5Lq)

74
The college male cheerleaders I knew held hot babes up with one hand you know where every day of the week.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 08:12 AM (Y8DZL)

75 67 Total non-issue for me. if we want men to cheerlead, the Eagles have correctly set the tone, b/c their men are designated men.

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Male cheerleaders have been around a long time, but in a different capacity than this guy. I had a friend whose boyfriend was a cheerleader. The kind that stood at the bottom of the pyramids and tossed girls in the air. This new iteration is...different. Obviously our opinions vary.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 02, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

Yes, but those men also stood on the sideline cheering, just like this guy. They didn't just sit in seats until the stunts. UVA had a great team of men and women.

If this guy was a better cheerleader, no one would have an issue. He's in an appropriate male costume with appropriate male grooming. He's just not great at cheer.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 02, 2026 08:12 AM (tOcjL)

76 America can't slay its dragons. "

Killing bad. Must suck up to people who do bad things, because it's not their fault. Now here, have some rexulti.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:14 AM (XuXeR)

77 > He exhausted his appeals years ago but Trump and the DoW refuse to send him to the underworld.
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I'd wager the administration is certain no judge would commit KSM to death. In fact, it's plausible our judiciary would order his release... "time served."

That's not entirely out of the realm of possibilities given where we are today with the judiciary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 08:14 AM (2Cry5)

78 current Whopper price: $12.49. Is that close?"

USDA Prime 2" thick 12oz slab of beef Filet Mignon†, reverse seared on a pellet grill, served with steamed asparagus and yellow squash at home for less than that.

† abusing Sam's Plus membership to get in early and buy up the marked-down beef.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:14 AM (9Hs2w)

79 Fast food prices. Two hours from home, I realized I was very hungry, only having a few crackers in the past 14 or so hours (crackers for the morning pills). Pulled into a McD's, first time in many years. Didn't know what to order so I just got a Big Mac and a small coke. Pulled up to the window, $11. Drive down the road to get back on I 40, and a steak house is advertising 12 oz sirloin and sides for $15.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 08:15 AM (gm9Sb)

80 >>The college male cheerleaders I knew held hot babes up with one hand you know where every day of the week.

College cheerleaders reflect the original version of cheerleading when they were actual athletes. Watch some of the cheerleading competitions, they are essentially gymnasts.

NFL cheerleaders are more like a Vegas testosterone show. The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders posters sat right next to Farah Fawcett posters on the walls of many high school boys back in the day. Or were. Kind of a big difference.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 08:17 AM (viF8m)

81 Yes, but those men also stood on the sideline cheering, just like this guy. They didn't just sit in seats until the stunts. UVA had a great team of men and women.

Texas A&M calls their all-male cast of football cheerleaders "yell leaders". We can be thankful that they aren't in drag. (yet)

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:17 AM (9Hs2w)

82
They brought back the old Whopper, now if they could only bring back the old employees. Service model there sucks.

McDonalds is opening new stores with touch screen interface and nothing else inside; saves them clean-up 'cause there's nothing out in packets or soda machines. Clean but sterile.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 08:18 AM (Y8DZL)

83 Bush 43 was a cheerleader in college (and a drunk).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 08:18 AM (gm9Sb)

84 When was "fast" food the cheapest alternative? Eating at home = always less coin...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)

85 Bessent also said Carney "came to power on an anti-American, anti-Trump agenda" and accused him of "doing what is best for the Liberal Party, what's best for Mark Carney" instead of what's good for Canadians.
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I keep hoping Canadian voters will agree, and the Liberal Party will start to revolt, but so far I don't see it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 08:19 AM (nShWT)

86 Fast food is a zombie industry.

It depended on price, speed, and predictability. People knew what they were going to order, what they would get and how much they would pay before arriving at the restaurant.

There is no longer a price or speed advantage and considering all the changes in menu and recipe, you never know what you're going to get.

Hence, "might as well go someplace else."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

87 "Pulled into a McD's, first time in many years. Didn't know what to order so I just got a Big Mac and a small coke. Pulled up to the window, $11."

And yet there's always a long line at their drive-thrus. Powerfully seductive brand marketing uber alles.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

88 Rick Rescorla was and is a hero to emulate.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2026 08:21 AM (VyBeY)

89 I will be watching what happens in Mashhad for that is where the overthrow of the regime will begin. Last night three separate incidents of citizens killing Basij by ramming them with cars happened.

PDT asking when the citizens would rise up. wasn't really a question.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2026 08:21 AM (PbWRL)

90 A Whopper costs that much? At some point people will learn to just buy burger meat at Costco and make their own.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 08:21 AM (nShWT)

91 "A Whopper costs that much?"

That was a guess on my part.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:22 AM (Jr5Lq)

92 Survey: Over 1/3 of Gun Owners Have Used a Firearm in Self-Defense
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Really? Seems... high. That's a lot of people.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Not every use requires a trigger pull.
500,000 to 3 million times a year.
And that's just the reported uses.


Heritage Foundation
https://tinyurl.com/2u6a2w7w

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 08:23 AM (ANkWq)

93 >>A Whopper costs that much? At some point people will learn to just buy burger meat at Costco and make their own.

Funny you mentions Costco.

>>@EricLDaugh
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>>🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: The Trump DOJ Antitrust Division has EXPANDED a MAJOR investigation into 8 American grocers over high beef prices

>>The following chains are now under scrutiny: Kroger, Publix, Walmart, Albertsons, Aldi, Ahold Delhaize USA, Costco, Amazon

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 08:23 AM (viF8m)

94 Someone put a Whopper in my pants! It's still warm!

Posted by: Joe Biteum at September 02, 2026 08:24 AM (JM9I6)

95 In February, the EPA announced it would axe federal incentives for vehicle manufacturers that include the feature in their models.

No vehicle manufacturer was ordered to put that absolutely terrible feature in—they did it semi-voluntarily.

Some luxury brands have an override switch that is part of the starting the car ritual to turn off (default is on). On the toobs there are many videos of hacks to disable that garbage.

All the manufacturer has to do is add the "default off" attribute to the Auto Stop/Start on their next OTA firmware updates. Chances are very high they won't do it.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:24 AM (a3CJ+)

96 Fast food restaurants at Interstate exits will generally have much higher prices, and seldom participate in corporate advertised sales.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 08:24 AM (gm9Sb)

97 Barbarism II: Apocalypse Bugaloo

Germany Accuses Russia of Attempting Last Month’s Drone Attack on Leipzig Airport

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:25 AM (ndZc7)

98 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 08:26 AM (77rzZ)

99 I enjoyed watching that fat sack of shit get ventilated by the NYPD yesterday. I like how she did the cretin hop as the rounds found her soft fupa flesh.

It would be nice to have a similar video everyday of some dirtbag being unalived to enjoy.
Posted by: Happiness Is A Warm Gun


They zapped her with the Edison medicine first until she was crackling and sizzling like a pork rind.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 08:26 AM (ANkWq)

100 At bleepingcomputer, "SonicWall warns of actively exploited SMA1000 zero-day flaws"

SonicWall can't catch a break. I wonder how many IT managers have been fired so far for recommending their gear? I considered them for our customers; luckily retired before I could make that mistake.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

101 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. A gloomy, rainy day here at Stately Poppins Manor. With any luck, I'll finish my edits today. I hope so, because I have a column overdue and haven't even begun to sketch it out.

That 9/11 column at the top lays out just why I no longer care about the anniversary. Despite the flag waving, the moments of silence and the reading of names, the whole country has shrugged its shoulders and embraced the "some people did something" mindset.

Don't believe me? Just wait until next Friday. See if anyone at any memorial / remembrance has the balls to call out Islam

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 08:27 AM (qRla/)

102 This deal continues SpaceX’s recent policy in all its recent land purchases to free itself as much as it can from government interference. And in this case, SpaceX played hardball, telling the council if they didn’t accept that offer at yesterday’s council meeting, the company would withdraw the offer and look for other options. Not surprisingly, the council agreed, though as usual there were some who protested.

SpaceX now has real estate it needs to built a facility for shipping the Starships and Superheavys it builds in Boca Chica to both Florida and Louisiana.

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It sounds like a great deal for all parties, especially for anyone wants to drink water in Brownsville, but of course there are NIMBY objectors. What else would you expect?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 08:27 AM (bUohG)

103 A Whopper costs that much? At some point people will learn to just buy burger meat at Costco and make their own.

The Cattle and Slaughter House Cartels here in the US know what sick plan you have and are conspiring to stop it by threatening the Trump Administration by saying Mean Things because of the 90 day reduced tariff EO on imported ground beef.

They don't want you to be able to enjoy meat that hasn't been fully contaminated with growth hormones and the gallery of other crap they run through the livestock to boost weight and defend against real and imagined diseases.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:28 AM (a3CJ+)

104 Operation Rotten Apple nailed a few criminal illegals in my home city. Our leftist pols are very upset. Good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 08:29 AM (rNkEQ)

105 On the good news side, I am attending a wedding on Saturday of the daughter of a friend who died in the World Trade Center on 9/11. He will be there in spirit, smoking a big cigar no doubt, and as proud as he can be.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 08:30 AM (bUohG)

106 McDonalds is opening new stores with touch screen interface and nothing else inside; saves them clean-up 'cause there's nothing out in packets or soda machines. Clean but sterile.
Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 08:18 AM (Y8DZL)

Yes. Went to a new McDonalds the other day like that. Everything behind the counter, very few seats. It was nice and clean and quiet. You order at kiosk and like Star Trek the food slides out in view from behind counter when they call your number. No hood rats or big loud Mammys hollering about their food or fighting with the staff or other ghetto shit.

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at September 02, 2026 08:30 AM (+iYtA)

107 94 Someone put a Whopper in my pants! It's still warm!
Posted by: Joe Biteum

Forgot that he's still out there trying to break the failed ex-president "LOOK! I'M DYING!" longevity record.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 08:31 AM (Y8DZL)

108 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 02, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

109 but of course there are NIMBY objectors

And then when the job offers go out, you will hear "But that's not a LIVING WAGE!™ Elon could afford to pay them more!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 08:32 AM (BpO1e)

110 I saw Big Loud Mammys open for Tiny Popasso at the Boom-Boom Room in 1973.

Posted by: Musik Lover at September 02, 2026 08:33 AM (JM9I6)

111 @107 Biden has a ways to go to beat Carter's hospice record

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 08:33 AM (rNkEQ)

112 "The Trump DOJ Antitrust Division has EXPANDED a MAJOR investigation into 8 American grocers over high beef prices"

They're blaming grocers? Is that the right tree up to be barking?

Must be the first time anybody accused Aldi of pricing too high.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:34 AM (Jr5Lq)

113 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

114 If Tiger Woods is allowed behind the wheel again, then there is no more justice in America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

115 $100 says the stabbing murderer in NYC, Pamela Cisneros is an illegal immigrant. They’re not releasing that information because of privacy. lol.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 08:34 AM (006EO)

116 Never heard of Ahold Delhaize USA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 08:34 AM (EKbN/)

117 They're blaming grocers? Is that the right tree up to be barking?


it's definitely one of them

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 02, 2026 08:34 AM (j+aD2)

118 If the RNC had a pulse, they'd be hanging Piker around every democrat's neck and forcing them to denounce him and all of his supporters.


But alas. We can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

119 DOJ Antitrust Division expanded (major) investigation into 8 American grocers over high beef prices.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:35 AM (g47mK)

120 Funny, too - all the Houston area weather types were "OMG" for the past 3 days. This am? Nada...
Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)

I used the calm, dry weather to sleep in. LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 08:35 AM (wVcYX)

121 No vehicle manufacturer was ordered to put that absolutely terrible feature in—they did it semi-voluntarily."

They were nudged. It's "the nice gov" gambit - "no, there's no specific requirement " is perfectly true. Just try to do otherwise and see what happens. It's like the Scandi "ev mandate", in which the gov insists there's "no mandate"... but try to buy something else...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

122 it's not ALDI doing anything

by the by

but there is collusion and gatekeeping all over US grocery chains

how about Kroger? the H1B central?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 02, 2026 08:36 AM (j+aD2)

123 >> Aldi of pricing too high.

Aldi is the lowest cost provider. Which means you’ll get things like produce from China, where they shit in the fields and use carcinogenic chemicals banned here 50 years ago. Take a good look at what you buy from there. Read the labels.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 08:36 AM (006EO)

124 >>They're blaming grocers? Is that the right tree up to be barking?

They are also going after the meat packing cartel. That was announced a while ago.

Why would anyone who complains about the high price of beef be opposed at looking at every step of the process to see if there are issues?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 08:37 AM (viF8m)

125 114 If Tiger Woods is allowed behind the wheel again, then there is no more justice in America.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Whattaya mean? It's a civil right! You start to live when you learn to drive!

Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at September 02, 2026 08:37 AM (JM9I6)

126 Grocers are in on the beef pricing scheme. But the real culprit is the processors. They have a monopoly and they know it.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 08:37 AM (006EO)

127 Burger King used to be my favorite drive thru, but then they started aggressively pushing Pride and Folsom Street shenanigans so I haven't been back.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 02, 2026 08:37 AM (OlzlW)

128 Something is up with the price of beef. Many items came down, and even during mad cow beef prices did not experience such increases, they normalized after a brief disruption.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:37 AM (g47mK)

129 IT'S OFFICIAL: The Trump DOJ Antitrust Division has EXPANDED a MAJOR investigation into 8 American grocers over high beef prices

Much of the problem is that the Big Four (mostly Tyson) threaten grocery chains with supply disruptions or far less "favorable" treatment if the chains look to alternate sources for meat—such as local independents.

I think it is hilarious that the Big Four are whining about the imported ground beef tariff reduction because two of the beef processing operations are Brazilian owned.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:37 AM (U4c/V)

130 I am attending a wedding on Saturday of the daughter of a friend who died in the World Trade Center on 9/11"

*removes cover in respect *

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

131 "but there is collusion and gatekeeping all over US grocery chains"

IDNKT!

"Aldi is the lowest cost provider. Which means you’ll get things like produce from China, where they shit in the fields and use carcinogenic chemicals banned here 50 years ago. Take a good look at what you buy from there. Read the labels."

Meh. It's what I can afford, and it hasn't killed me yet.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:38 AM (Jr5Lq)

132 Posted by: Leo Weiser Automobile Club Of America at September 02, 2026 08:37 AM (JM9I6
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Leo, you put way too many housewives on the road.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

133 They don't want you to be able to enjoy meat that hasn't been fully contaminated with growth hormones and the gallery of other crap they run through the livestock to boost weight and defend against real and imagined diseases.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:28 AM (a3CJ+)

Oh good grief. Bless your heart.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 08:38 AM (g8Ew8)

134 how about Kroger? the H1B central?

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Kroger , Albertsons, Publix

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:38 AM (g47mK)

135 126 Grocers are in on the beef pricing scheme. But the real culprit is the processors. They have a monopoly and they know it.


true but there are bad actors all up and down the chain

it's an op, too. they know to focus on beef specifically

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 02, 2026 08:39 AM (j+aD2)

136 I've got an interview right after lunch. It wouldn't meet all my financial needs but it would be a big help, so praying that it goes well. I'm so tired of the job search treadmill! The interview Monday was a bust, still hoping to hear back from Friday or one of the 'pending an interview' positions.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 07:45 AM (aJQbY)

What area of expertise is your skill? Is it a high demand vocation that is easily filled, or a highly specialized one?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 02, 2026 08:39 AM (hmYU4)

137 Todays storm and fury Propaganda Press headlines assert PDJT is about to secretly destroy mail in voting and also two House Democrats voted with Republicans yesterday and simple justice demands they should be drawn, quartered and hung. Or maybe burned at the stake.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 08:39 AM (bUohG)

138 Something is up with the price of beef. "

Yeah. Your gov (esp previous admin) at work.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

139 Most of the BK's I've been in the last 20 years were pretty disgusting. Trash not taken out, blown out bathrooms, dirty dining room, etc.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 08:40 AM (EKbN/)

140 I guess he went with poor dad.

“Rich Dad Poor Dad” Self-Help Author Robert Kiyosaki Reportedly $1.2 Billion in Debt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:40 AM (ndZc7)

141 If Tiger Woods is allowed behind the wheel again, then there is no more justice in America.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)



He's a Congressional Medal of Freedom recipient. He can do whatever he wants.

Dumbest thing The Don has done, IMHO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

142 I guess he went with poor dad.

“Rich Dad Poor Dad” Self-Help Author Robert Kiyosaki Reportedly $1.2 Billion in Debt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:40 AM (ndZc7)



Read that this morning. I'd listened to his first audiobook. Glad I didn't follow it much, I guess.

WAAAAH wahhh.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

143 It’s kind of insulting. Grocery stores put these signs up about how they support local farmers. Meanwhile if you look at things like produce it’s all from Canada and Mexico. Can we not grow vegetables anymore or is it that US produce hurts their margins? Think I know the answer. I wrote one store an email and some intern wrote back some garbage about sourcing globally to keep things on the shelf. lol. I wrote back and said in the history of our country there has never been a shortage of things like produce where we had to go to another country to get product. Crickets.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 08:42 AM (006EO)

144 Apparently, Tyler Robinson's attorney has tried arguing that his client only shot one round and nobody else was in danger from it.

I know that this is what defense attorneys do but I really find that argument to be as annoying as anything our trolls say.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 08:42 AM (BpO1e)

145 I guess he went with poor dad.

“Rich Dad Poor Dad” Self-Help Author Robert Kiyosaki Reportedly $1.2 Billion in Debt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:40 AM (ndZc7)

. . . when leverage snaps back and smacks you in the face . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 08:42 AM (wVcYX)

146 FBI Now Says Past Prostitution And Theft May Not Disqualify Applicants

The FBI insists its standards remain among the government’s toughest despite loosening several automatic disqualifiers.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:42 AM (RHGPo)

147 Democrats have been fighting for years to keep meat in their mouths. I think they said it’s their right or something.

Posted by: That Guy at September 02, 2026 08:43 AM (006EO)

148 How To Engineer A Food Crisis

The UK paid farmers to stop producing, and now blames a food crisis on the weather

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:44 AM (RHGPo)

149 Today Is World Coconut Day. 🥥

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

150 I guess he went with poor dad.

“Rich Dad Poor Dad” Self-Help Author Robert Kiyosaki Reportedly $1.2 Billion in Debt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:40 AM (ndZc7)

He should have listened to Suze Orman and/or Dave Ramsey a bit closer . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 08:44 AM (wVcYX)

151 "Most of the BK's I've been in the last 20 years were pretty disgusting. Trash not taken out, blown out bathrooms, dirty dining room, etc."

And poorly trained employees. Super-high turnover. The workflow gets really slow in all the ignorance and confusion.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:44 AM (Jr5Lq)

152 16 Morning all!

I've got an interview right after lunch. It wouldn't meet all my financial needs but it would be a big help, so praying that it goes well. I'm so tired of the job search treadmill! The interview Monday was a bust, still hoping to hear back from Friday or one of the 'pending an interview' positions.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 07:45 AM (aJQbY)

Good luck, Dave! Hope things work out for you. I remember what a pain it was going to job interviews and writing resumes all those years ago. It did pay off, but I'm glad I don't have to do that anymore.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at September 02, 2026 08:44 AM (va0Yo)

153 143 A local huckster sets up his produce trailer in a parking lot. Sign reads fresh local produce. If you get there early before he cleans up, you see boxes that say Producto de Mexico.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 02, 2026 08:44 AM (gm9Sb)

154 This was last week.

>Trump Says He’s Working To Break Up Meat Processing ‘Monopoly’ And Let Farmers, Ranchers ‘Process Their Own Food

https://tinyurl.com/4h6fp7by

It's possible to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 08:45 AM (viF8m)

155 It's not just DOJ, it's DOJ's Antitrust. "September 2023, the DOJ filed a civil lawsuit against a data company for the meat industry, Agri Stats. That lawsuit alleged meat companies used information from Agri Stats reports to increase prices and reduce meat supplies,” Neeley reported. “The lawsuit filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of Minnesota, alleged the companies used the reports to push up exports to reduce U.S. domestic supplies and drive up costs for U.S. food companies, retailers and consumers. "

Just so you know there is always shenanigans in that industry.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:45 AM (g47mK)

156 >Trump: Iran Could Be ‘Totally Wiped Out’ — Tehran Launches Missile Attack on U.S. Bases in Jordan
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Wait!
Trump told me this war has been won. I'm so confused.

Also: you could print this headline a couple times a month. It's evergreen.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)

157 The Canadian PM, who is allegedly a man, says he’ll negotiate when Americans stop hurting he/his fee-fees with memes. Naturally the response was not what he was asking for.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 08:45 AM (QZThv)

158 I raid the Local Kroger at 7am sharp on Saturdays to grab the meat that is marked down. Even then, ground beef is $5 a pound and Steaks are $12-13 a pound AFTER being marked down. I grab what I can and stock the basement freezer.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at September 02, 2026 08:45 AM (2CeDH)

159 The Washington Post sadly reported their recent poll results, finding 90% of Americans think the federal government sucks donkey balls, and is corrupt. "Why ever would voters think such things?", asks the Deep State hometown paper.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 08:45 AM (WG540)

160 Can we not grow vegetables anymore or is it that US produce hurts their margins"

Interestingly, there seems to be some evidence that US aid of different types supported ag around the world. So our tax dollars subsidized imported foods (only idiots thought that said foods would've been sold locally - sellers could get more by selling here)

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

161 SMOD

FBI = Omertà.

Let's see if this changes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

162 I don't eat fast food much, but when I do it's Taco Bell and Panera.

Panera is pricey but worth it.

Nothing better than a Turkey Bravo and a bowl of Broccoli Cheddar Soup when you're hungry and on the road far from home.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 08:46 AM (XV/Pl)

163 good luck Dave!

as long as Joshie lets them stay, I'll stick with local Amish farms

and with them you have to watch too bc they get stuff they don't grow from Costco lol (which is fine I don't expect them to grow their own bananas)

The Rich Dad guy DID follow his own advice - he took out tons of loans for properties he rented out. btw those guys usually suck ass as landlords. so I guess it got away from him but he might still argue he is "rich" and too bad so sad for the indebted

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 02, 2026 08:46 AM (j+aD2)

164 "Most of the BK's I've been in the last 20 years were pretty disgusting. Trash not taken out, blown out bathrooms, dirty dining room, etc."
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You bitches want flame-broiled or not?

*flicks cigarette ash into the deep fryer*

Posted by: BK Executive Chef at September 02, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

165 lol indebted probably not the right word - banks?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 02, 2026 08:47 AM (j+aD2)

166 There was an interesting post by a local butcher shop the other day. The US is importing more of what he called "beef trim" over the next 90 days to stabilize the market.

It's a temporary move by Ag. But we import a lot of beef product anyway, this is an increase in an attempt to keep prices from spiking.

Historical low heard counts are purported to be the reason.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 08:47 AM (2Cry5)

167 The UK paid farmers to stop producing, and now blames a food crisis on the weather"

I saw that show...

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

168 The Global Population Is Aging At An Unprecedented Pace

The world’s population is aging rapidly, with people aged 65 and older expected to account for nearly one fifth of the global population by 2060

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

169
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 07:45 AM (aJQbY)



Godspeed, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

170 "I raid the Local Kroger at 7am sharp on Saturdays to grab the meat that is marked down."

Yes, I schedule my visits to their day-old bakery markdowns so as to beat the crowd. Good stuff.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:48 AM (Jr5Lq)

171 I guess he went with poor dad.

“Rich Dad Poor Dad” Self-Help Author Robert Kiyosaki Reportedly $1.2 Billion in Debt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:40 AM (ndZc7)

Shame he didn't follow my advice in my bestselling books -
"Wealth Without Risk"
"Financial Self Defense"
"More Wealth Without Risk"

Posted by: Zombie Charles J. Givens at September 02, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

172 Forget McDonald’s… Chipotle is less expensive and tastes better. Not kidding

McDonalds though does still have the best fountain drinks. Order a diet Coke at McDonald’s and it’s always good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 08:48 AM (3sMS0)

173 Bonus Diez, fellow traversers. Got here while the Report is still live, for a change. Over a hundred old, but live.😜

Before I go back up to read JJ's Morning Jollies and comments, I feel I should contribute something. Um.. um.. here's something JJ probably didn't cover:

‘True tomb’ of Jesus Christ found after 2,000 years — and it matches the Biblical telling
"The researchers had been excavating Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulchre, a fourth century Roman Church that was built over a holy site where many Christians believe Christ was crucified, buried and then resurrected on Easter Sunday."

How surprising! It's always in the last place you look.

Not explicitly stated: Jesus' body was not found in the tomb.

Notably, the headline says "found," but the URL says "might-have-found."

Spiritual clickbait.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/27/science/
archaeologists-might-have-found-jesus-tomb/

Posted by: mindful webworker - ''Science'' at September 02, 2026 08:48 AM (Cl/mc)

174
And poorly trained employees. Super-high turnover. The workflow gets really slow in all the ignorance and confusion.
Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:44 AM (Jr5Lq)



But, there's a NEW King in town......and it's YOU!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

175 Over at X Lara Logan is stomping the crap out of Deep State stenographer Jennifer Griffin. Allegedly Driscoll the former Army Secretary was leaking info to her trying to screw up Hegseth and Trump. Good stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 08:49 AM (rNkEQ)

176 but he might still argue he is "rich" and too bad so sad for the indebted"

What's the line - you owe the bank 100K, your problem. Owe 1B? Bank's problem. .

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)

177 🚨 WTF?! The State of New York has ordered Elon Musk's X Money to STOP paying out 6% interest to any New Yorker with their bank account

Instead, interest has to drop to 0%. X is trying to reverse it.

New York leaders hate their own people!

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

178 149 Today Is World Coconut Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood

Phooey! They're the reason I have to go 'round with this pith helmet on all the time.

Posted by: Jungle Jim at September 02, 2026 08:50 AM (JM9I6)

179 My go to at Taco Bell is a Steak Cantina bowl, low rice, with the innards of 3 crunchy taco supremes added to the mix.

Basically the best nutritious bang for your buck in the fast food space.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 08:50 AM (XV/Pl)

180 The last time I had BK was the last time I'll have BK. Probably 2008. It was bad and the food was just old.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 08:50 AM (yTlP3)

181 Yeah. Your gov (esp previous admin) at work.


===

The drug companies got away with colluding, and abusing US consumers by making us pay thousand percent more so they could make Timbuktu a "favored nation"; in the US 4 meatpackers control 85% of the US market. They've been fixing prices forever.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

182 "don't eat fast food much, but when I do it's Taco Bell"

Four regular softshells go for about $7.75 here including tax. I take them home and add chopped green chilis.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:51 AM (Jr5Lq)

183 The Global Population Is Aging At An Unprecedented Pace"

Oh no! Let's send more food to under developed areas, the allow immigration!

/

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

184 I wrote back and said in the history of our country there has never been a shortage of things like produce where we had to go to another country to get product.

Talk to oldsters who were thrilled with their annual orange. It wasn't a "shortage" it was understood to be "seasonal", and only when the Florida or California crop was matured.

Then there is this thing called "Canning" where for centuries people took in their seasonal harvest and stored it until needed.

Take apples (one of the easiest crops to source):
Sep-Nov: Fresh US harvest
Dec-Feb: US stored apples
Mar-May: US stored plus Chile/New Zealand imports
Jun-Aug: Imports plus late season US storage
Aug-Sep: New US harvest begins

Citrus is Florida/California → Southern Hemisphere imports

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 08:51 AM (+4Cf6)

185 We sell two tacos for $1.99. You eat you like.

Posted by: BK Executive Chef at September 02, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

186 The last time I had BK was the last time I'll have BK. Probably 2008. It was bad and the food was just old.
Posted by: ...


Burger texture was like sawdust. Couldn't even finish it. And that's saying something for me.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 08:52 AM (ANkWq)

187 Spiritual clickbait.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/27/science/
archaeologists-might-have-found-jesus-tomb/
Posted by: mindful webworker - ''Science'' at September 02, 2026 08:48 AM (Cl/mc)



Now, go find something in the koran that can be tracked, traced and found.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

188 Ok, got work to do. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

189 FBI = Omertà.

Let's see if this changes.


For the FBI we have solid data that they've actually done their real job for the past year. Record numbers of arrests and convictions. Kash seems to be doing great.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 08:52 AM (QZThv)

190 Tiger Woods Returns From Rehab Looking “A Shell of His Former Self”

https://tinyurl.com/3e8esu2c

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Definitely been through the wringer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)

191 If you are looking to infiltrate an underground operation why not hire someone that knows the life?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2026 08:53 AM (PbWRL)

192 It didn't help the fast food burger joints when they put the tainted lettuce on their burgers. Kinda bad when you make your customers sick. I was just happy to find out about it before I bought one. And I still haven't bought any until I hear they have addressed the problem. Pizza is fine for now.

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 08:53 AM (rxS1L)

193 I loathe McD's and Burger King.

There food uniformly disgusting.

White Castle makes the best burgers, and their fish sandwhich is superior at every level of analysis than the so-called Fish Fillet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 08:53 AM (XV/Pl)

194 Grocers are in on the beef pricing scheme. But the real culprit is the processors. They have a monopoly and they know it.


true but there are bad actors all up and down the chain

it's an op, too. they know to focus on beef specifically
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 02, 2026 08:39 AM (j+aD2)


It's six years old, but Benjamin Lorr's The Secret Life of Groceries: The Dark Miracle of the American Supermarket is a sobering read.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 08:54 AM (qRla/)

195 -
Definitely been through the wringer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)



It's a tough life when you can't drink, drug and f*ck every day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

196 Wendy’s is my go-to place anymore.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 08:54 AM (77rzZ)

197 The last time I had BK was the last time I'll have BK. Probably 2008. It was bad and the food was just old.

BK is the most inconsistent location-to-location of the major chains and it's not even close. You always know what you're getting at McDonalds and Wendys, but an unknown BK is a crapshoot.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 08:54 AM (QZThv)

198 True tomb’ of Jesus Christ found after 2,000 years — and it matches the Biblical telling
"The researchers had been excavating Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulchre, a fourth century Roman Church that was built over a holy site where many Christians believe Christ was crucified, buried and then resurrected on Easter Sunday."

True Headline: “researchers find Jesus’ tomb as described in the Gospels exactly where Christians have said it was for the last 1500 years (at least)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 08:54 AM (DCKjD)

199 Ian S.

It is a hopeful trend. Trump has picked a good team of leaders. Kash is on it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

200
New York and the EU think personal savings accounts are "lazy". 6% ?.

They both stopped pretending about not being communists a while ago.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 08:56 AM (Y8DZL)

201 Why are we still exporting beef to China and Mexico and Canada ? Billions ! China gets over 500,000,000 lbs of our beef. China is asshoe, let them overpay and leave the beef here !

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:56 AM (g47mK)

202 Wendy’s is my go-to place anymore.
Posted by: Bulg


Arby's in Sherman, Texas made me sick once.


Once.


And that's the only chance you get. Regardless of location.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 08:56 AM (ANkWq)

203 I was at the White Castle on the Strip when they just started to sell Impossible burgers, so I ordered one just to try it.

The counterlady give me the "over-the-glasses" look down her nise even though she had no glasses. "It will take 7 minutes" she says.

"Forget it," I replied.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)

204 >>The controversy has underscored the growing divisions and tensions within the Democrats over socialism and Israel. It also shows how Piker has become politically toxic to much of the Democrats.


Can't ignore that most of these radicals are foreign born or first generation Americans who have never identified as American, never valued America to begin with.
Their starting point is as an outsider who has no qualms destroying this country - or as Piker has said, it's their primary goal.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 08:57 AM (X8xt3)

205 Same with Canada, they want to play ? take on the US?? Fine , no beef for them, 225,000,000 lbs of beef stays in the US, for US consumers.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:57 AM (g47mK)

206 I'm unwilling to pay "meals outside the home" prices, being the Cheap Charlie that I am. Scouring the grocery shelves and bunkers for sales, promotions, and clearance! items had become a sort of hobby.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 08:57 AM (wVcYX)

207 Beef problem solved ! Yourwelcome.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 08:57 AM (g47mK)

208 Ai bad you no do ai no data center too. Bad bad bad.

Posted by: Totally Organic Non Chinese Movement at September 02, 2026 08:58 AM (NK89z)

209 True Headline: “researchers find Jesus’ tomb as described in the Gospels exactly where Christians have said it was for the last 1500 years (at least)
Posted by: Tom Servo

Was the Holy Grail and Arc of the Covenant there, as foretold in the book of Spielberg?

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 08:58 AM (Y8DZL)

210 I was shocked to learn yesterday on this very website that KSM has not yet stood trial and it’s not scheduled to start until 2028? What have we been waiting for?

Honestly though that piece of garbage doesn’t deserve a trial and he’s not a US citizen… after extracting all useful information they should’ve taken him on a one way helicopter ride…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 07:44 AM (3sMS0)
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After being found guilty he should be fed to a sounder of hungry feral hogs. This would be correctly fighting their religious war on their terms.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 02, 2026 08:58 AM (JNTt1)

211 The Global Population Is Aging At An Unprecedented Pace" ringer.

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It's no longer one day at time?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

212 Not a day goes by here where someone on one of the social media "locals" page goes off on one of the fast food joints.

Some days there are dozens of posts.

Why do people subject themselves to this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (2Cry5)

213 115 $100 says the stabbing murderer in NYC, Pamela Cisneros is an illegal immigrant. They’re not releasing that information because of privacy. lol.
Posted by: That Guy

The Rights of the Guilty shall not be infringed.
The Will of the People shall be in evidence everywhere, yet existant in no one.

The Pagent of the Depraved will culminate with the Smirking 60's Klingon MADMANI presiding over 911 next to the Rhythmless Rama Suicide Squad as AOC serenades us with "IT's RAININ' MEN!"...

Yeah, this is Normal.

LET's GO BRANDON!
BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (bwIDa)

214 149 Today Is World Coconut Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood
----
I'm still waiting for the African swallows to deliver mine...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (FZ29D)

215 The BK on Geary Blvd. is run by an Indian immigrant family and is filthy. I wouldn't ever eat food from there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

216 Their starting point is as an outsider who has no qualms destroying this country - or as Piker has said, it's their primary goal.

I love that everyone on X started calling him "Mao Zap Dog" and he claimed to delete his account but kept on arguing with people.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (QZThv)

217 Arby's 'Greek Gyro' isn't the worst thing I ever ate. About $7 here with tax.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (Jr5Lq)

218 After being found guilty he should be fed to a sounder of hungry feral hogs. This would be correctly fighting their religious war on their terms.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 02, 2026 08:58 AM (JNTt1)



Judge has removed his confession from usable evidence.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (ccf/V)

219 >>@AAGShumate
·
1h
>>The D.C. Circuit has reaffirmed that federal district courts have no authority to review the military’s court-martial judgments. Bowe Bergdahl’s military conviction for desertion stands.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)

220 It’s obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temp that China is behind the anti data center hysteria.

5 minutes ago nobody knew what a data center was. Now it’s the greatest threat to humanity? Sure, Jan.



Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 09:01 AM (NK89z)

221 Turin (Italy) judges have a lot in common with American judges.
=================

A 42-year old Bengali man who sexually abused a 13-year-old girl in the Italian city of Turin over the weekend was released just two days later on Monday by a local judge because the offender said he was “sorry.”

https://tinyurl.com/59mtshzj

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 09:01 AM (U/wKW)

222 They don't want you to be able to enjoy meat that hasn't been fully contaminated with growth hormones and the gallery of other crap they run through the livestock to boost weight and defend against real and imagined diseases.
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Look, I support our ranchers.

But holy hell--have you ever driven past a west Texas or OK stock yard?
You may never buy supermarket beef again.

Tens of thousands of cows milling about in 100 degree heat, tromping through the dirt and shit, stirring up vast clouds of dust that spreads for miles.

Seriously. Miles away you can see the clouds and smell the shit.

And they are breathing that all in for 3-6 months or whatever it takes to "finish" them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 09:01 AM (3cUTc)

223 Headline (Reuters):

"After 286 days at sea, US aircraft carrier visits Thailand for 'well-deserved' R&R"

The sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln were welcomed by thousands of Thais with open arms.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 09:02 AM (rj6Yv)

224 China will forget about data centers, ONCE WE CUT THE BEEF EXPORTS AND MAKE THEM EAT CATS, DOGS AND RATS!

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 09:02 AM (g47mK)

225 The Hamas loving Breaking Points podcast gave Hasan (ass) Poker a tongue bath yesterday.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 09:03 AM (NK89z)

226 Insty says universities are fighting Trump about being forced to name their foreign donors. Can't imagine why.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 09:03 AM (QZThv)

227 This is what greeted kids on their first day of school in Wissahickon Public School today (Ambler, PA)

Superintendent is Mwenyewe Dawan


The post displays photos of a large glass case at Wissahickon School District in Ambler, PA, filled with rainbow, trans, pansexual, non-binary, and other identity flags alongside explanatory definitions, shown as the prominent first-day greeting for students.
• Superintendent Dr. Mwenyewe Dawan, who took the role in July 2025 after serving as assistant superintendent, is identified in the caption of this its focus on gender and sexual identities in a public setting ..​​

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

228 @AAGShumate
·
1h
>>The D.C. Circuit has reaffirmed that federal district courts have no authority to review the military’s court-martial judgments. Bowe Bergdahl’s military conviction for desertion stands.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m)



When do we hang him for treason?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

229 >>"After 286 days at sea, US aircraft carrier visits Thailand for 'well-deserved' R&R"

>>The sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln were welcomed by thousands of Thais with open arms.

I wonder how many sailors will be welcomed with a surprise package?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 09:04 AM (viF8m)

230 Arby's in Sherman, Texas made me sick once.


Once.


That should have had a Danny Vermin nic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 09:04 AM (qRla/)

231
The sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln were welcomed by thousands of Thais with open arms.
Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 09:02 AM (rj6Yv)



Oh I bet.

"ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

232
That should have had a Danny Vermin nic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 02, 2026 09:04 AM (qRla/)



Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

233 I wonder how many sailors will be welcomed with a surprise package?

It's the Navy, they're into that stuff. Allegedly.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 09:05 AM (QZThv)

234 >>I was shocked to learn yesterday on this very website that KSM has not yet stood trial and it’s not scheduled to start until 2028? What have we been waiting for?


Thank Obama and Holder for that.

When Obama came into office they were in the final stages of prosecuting KSM. Holder announced that they would instead prosecute terrorists in civilian courts, and halted the KSM case in military court. Then they fought Congress over this for years and then I lost track of what happened next.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 09:05 AM (X8xt3)

235 Wonder what the US Navy's stockpile of antibiotics looks like?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:06 AM (2Cry5)

236 As long as the piece of shit is in prison I don’t really care if he’s tried or not .

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 09:06 AM (NK89z)

237 The “news” reports Pvt. Berghdahl left his unit to report to higher ups about poor leadership or some nonsense like that. In Afghanistan. Yeah, nobody is gonna believe that.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 09:06 AM (J7y21)

238 I like the nickname "Hamas" Piker.

And the history on his buddy in MI just keeps getting worse.

Think about this:
On the R side, the establishment is upset over Paxton--not for any of his policies or positions, but because he beat Cornyn.

But on the D side, their establishment is committing suicide to protect and try to win with a guy who said America deserved 9/11.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 09:07 AM (3cUTc)

239 The post displays photos of a large glass case at Wissahickon School District in Ambler, PA, filled with rainbow, trans, pansexual, non-binary, and other identity flags alongside explanatory definitions, shown as the prominent first-day greeting for students.
•, who took the role in July 2025 after serving as assistant superintendent, is identified in the caption of this its focus on gender and sexual identities in a public setting ..​​
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

Superintendent Dr. Mwenyewe Dawan

I think I've found the problem

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 09:07 AM (+gK6I)

240 Canada’s Mark Carney Apparently Has Been Broken — By Trump’s “Mean” Memes

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Mean memes mean memes
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

241 I'm unwilling to pay "meals outside the home" prices, being the Cheap Charlie that I am. Scouring the grocery shelves and bunkers for sales, promotions, and clearance! items had become a sort of hobby.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Fist bump.
Still getting 80/20 ground beef for $5.56 lb.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:08 AM (ANkWq)

242 My city is all in on the roundabout horseshit, and also 'traffic calming restrictions,'...

There is a roundabout near me that I have* to go through every day where the city has planted tall grassy plants (aka weeds) in the islands to intentionally obstruct your view of oncoming traffic. I infer that the intent is to force drivers to stop before entering the circle, which is the exact opposite of how a roundabout is supposed to work.

* I don't technically "have" to go through it but the alternatives are even less convenient that the roundy

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 09:08 AM (vTZFs)

243 @223 welcomed with open arms and tucked penises. Them Thai Lady boys are waiting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 09:08 AM (rNkEQ)

244 [China will forget about data centers, ONCE WE CUT THE BEEF EXPORTS AND MAKE THEM EAT CATS, DOGS AND RATS!
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 09:02 AM (g47mK)



Come on now, we're not Haitians.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

245 Holder announced that they would instead prosecute in civilian courts,
——
Why does this assclown think he can make that call? It’s just legal fairy tales uttered by fairies all the way down.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 09:09 AM (J7y21)

246 "I'm unwilling to pay "meals outside the home" prices"

The wisest choice fer sure.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 09:09 AM (Jr5Lq)

247 >> Today Is World Coconut Day.


"That reminds me of a story my mama told me when I was a kid. . ."
-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 09:09 AM (X8xt3)

248 Mwenyewe Dawan Is hijab wearing Muzzie. Gotta say I’m surprised she’s the one pushing the trannie shit.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 09:09 AM (NK89z)

249 Ahold Delhaize is the operator of Giant and Food Lion.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 02, 2026 09:10 AM (zdLoL)

250 Mean memes mean memes
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Mean memes mean more mean memes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:10 AM (ANkWq)

251 "There is a roundabout near me that I have* to go through every day where the city has planted tall grassy plants (aka weeds) in the islands to intentionally obstruct your view of oncoming traffic."

Or they plant a statue or monument in the middle of the damn thing. Whatever it takes to make it a bigger PITA to assess and maneuver. I'll drive miles out of my way to avoid them.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 09:11 AM (Jr5Lq)

252 >>Why does this assclown think he can make that call? It’s just legal fairy tales uttered by fairies all the way down.

Look what Holder was doing before he became Obama's AG.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 09:11 AM (viF8m)

253 Wonder what the US Navy's stockpile of antibiotics looks like?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:06 AM (2Cry5)



Enough to fill this cargo ship! A ship ton!!!

Posted by: Perdue Chicken Guys on TV at September 02, 2026 09:11 AM (ccf/V)

254 Our localities are all in on those roundabouts. I do think they've made a couple way too small. For one; no large truck can use them. For two, I'm at full opposite lock on the steering wheel going around one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:11 AM (2Cry5)

255 Canada’s Mark Carney Apparently Has Been Broken — By Trump’s “Mean” Memes



This is what you get when your elected leader puffs peter.

Posted by: Perdue Chicken Guys on TV at September 02, 2026 09:12 AM (ccf/V)

256 Oh FFS.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:13 AM (ccf/V)

257 Today Is World Coconut Day. 🥥
Posted by: redridinghood

"Junior, quit playin' witchyur coconuts and get outta da tree." -

Sheriff Buford T Justice

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:13 AM (EKbN/)

258 When do we hang him for treason?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
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If we're lucky, a decade after we've hanged KSM for 9/11...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 09:13 AM (FZ29D)

259 254 Our localities are all in on those roundabouts. I do think they've made a couple way too small. For one; no large truck can use them. For two, I'm at full opposite lock on the steering wheel going around one.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:11 AM (2Cry5)


Here, they have taken some of our 4 lane streets and made them into 2 lanes with bollards blocking the old lane for bike riders... I rarely see a bike but of course there is more traffic back up....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 09:14 AM (+gK6I)

260 [China will forget about data centers, ONCE WE CUT THE BEEF EXPORTS AND MAKE THEM EAT CATS, DOGS AND RATS!
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 09:02 AM (g47mK)


Come on now, we're not Haitians.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)
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If we were, we'd make them eat each other.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 09:14 AM (FZ29D)

261 JackStraw

Going off the brow of a ship in port Thailand, there will be boxes of condoms to be passed out to the liberty party.

And port arrival lectures. Plenty of lectures.

Bank on it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

262 A Whopper costs that much? At some point people will learn to just buy burger meat at Costco and make their own.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 08:21 AM (nShWT)

Most people today don't have the time. And the fast food places know that. Many just stop on the way home from work and grab a quick order and chow down.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 02, 2026 09:15 AM (hmYU4)

263 Mwenyewe Dawan Is hijab wearing Muzzie. Gotta say I’m surprised she’s the one pushing the trannie shit.

The Muzzies are using Democrats as puppets to gain power. The Democrats think they’re the ones doing the using.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 09:15 AM (QZThv)

264 I don't eat any food I haven't prepared myself. If I want a burger and fries, I know how to make a burger and fries.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:15 AM (ZxPkt)

265 I have no doubt, Salty. I suspect the condoms will get significantly more attention than the lectures.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 09:16 AM (viF8m)

266 A 42-year old Bengali man who sexually abused a 13-year-old girl in the Italian city of Turin over the weekend was released just two days later on Monday by a local judge because the offender said he was “sorry.”

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Seattle Mass Shooter Who Murdered Woman Released After Serving Just 3 Years Behind Bars

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 09:16 AM (ndZc7)

267 I think I've found the problem
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 09:07 AM (+gK6I)
******
And you would be correct. She's just as you imagined.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 09:16 AM (NpAcC)

268 Ahold Delhaize is the operator of Giant and Food Lion.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Thanks for the info. It looks like they're going after pretty much everyone.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:17 AM (EKbN/)

269 A local huckster sets up his produce trailer in a parking lot. Sign reads fresh local produce. If you get there early before he cleans up, you see boxes that say Producto de Mexico.
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LOL

That's every "farmer's market" that the lefties swoon and trip all over themselves to get to on a Saturday morning.

They all meet the truck at a warehouse and load their pickup.

But damned if the romantic notion still hasn't spawned 10,000 Hallmark movies ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 09:17 AM (3cUTc)

270 @177. "New York leaders hate their own people!"-SMOD

Well, yeah. For as long as I can remember.

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 09:17 AM (rxS1L)

271 A 42-year old Bengali man who sexually abused a 13-year-old girl in the Italian city of Turin over the weekend was released just two days later on Monday by a local judge because the offender said he was “sorry.”

The story conspicuously doesn’t name the judge but I’m sure we all know what she looks like.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 09:18 AM (QZThv)

272 Some days there are dozens of posts.

Why do people subject themselves to this?


The Contact Engagement Algorithms tell them to.

Nothing is organic, its all a lizard brained response to algorithms and FOMO

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 09:19 AM (/TiS1)

273 268 I don’t see Wegmans on the list.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 09:19 AM (77rzZ)

274 Mwenyewe Dawan Is hijab wearing Muzzie. Gotta say I’m surprised she’s the one pushing the trannie shit.

No, it makes perfect sense. She's pushing it for her religious and cultural enemies, not for Muslims whom she expects to know better.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 09:19 AM (vTZFs)

275 The town I live in put a roundabout in front of a high school- it's too small for school buses.

Posted by: Don Black at September 02, 2026 09:19 AM (ZxPkt)

276 JackStraw

My first ship was all male. My second ship went 10% female halfway through my tour. The third ship was 60% female.

There is something that happens to your brain upon seeing women after looking at 310+ of your ugly male shipmates for over two months.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

277 I wonder what the rest of the story is behind this even in Florida?

https://youtu.be/fibWvdWjOW0

Antonio Haner was killed by an armored vehicle after police tried to serve a warrant and being met by gunfire. Haner was a suspect for shooting at a school.

But wait, it gets even more weird. His widow, Madeline, has just been arrested in Oklahoma with guns and a live homemade bomb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:19 AM (2GVsD)

278 Coconut has one talent. Ruins any cake or pie, Mary Ann notwithstanding.

Posted by: Shredded Cardboard Tastes Better at September 02, 2026 09:20 AM (JM9I6)

279 And port arrival lectures. Plenty of lectures.

Bank on it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

They're a hoot. "Here is a list of the areas you are not to go. Don't even fucking try it."

The first places troops will go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:21 AM (EKbN/)

280 It's definitely looking like a hung jury for the demon whore.

It's probably not worth a retrial. The Sisterhood will just back her up again for Gurl Power. They would need an all male jury and that won't happen.

Between her walking free and her insane, Satanic supporters baying for his blood, I hope the husband can get witness protection or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 09:21 AM (BI5O2)

281 >>And port arrival lectures. Plenty of lectures.

The junior enlisted guy on my crew, on his first deployment outside CONUS, didn't listen when I gave him "the talk" during the bus ride from U-Tapao AB to Pattaya Beach.

Eh, there's only so much you can do.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 02, 2026 09:21 AM (J4Dwc)

282 Taiwanese Man Jailed for Using a Robot Vacuum to Spy on Wife During Affair

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Wanted to know if she sucked?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 02, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

283 Isn't coconut oil supposed to one of the nutritional Bad Fats?

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 09:22 AM (Jr5Lq)

284 The BK on Geary Blvd. is run by an Indian immigrant family and is filthy. I wouldn't ever eat food from there."

Sounds like the local DQ. Place was disgusting before it got shut down.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 02, 2026 09:22 AM (A3xvt)

285 Mr Aspirin Factory

One ship posted a Seventh-day Adventist Reading Room as out of bounds. Funny stories out of that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

286 >>Mwenyewe Dawan Is hijab wearing Muzzie. Gotta say I’m surprised she’s the one pushing the trannie shit.


You're surprised a muslim is pushing freakish gender propaganda that ensures the infidel kids will be incapable of forming healthy heterosexual sexual relationships that will lead to a stable marriage and family? Instead they will pursue homosexual/lesbian relationships, or even sterilize themselves, ensuring the continued slow-roll death of the Western world.

Not surprising in the least. Subvert from within, use their values and rules to destroy them.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 09:23 AM (X8xt3)

287 > A local huckster sets up his produce trailer in a parking lot. Sign reads fresh local produce. If you get there early before he cleans up, you see boxes that say Producto de Mexico.
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Every "farmer's market" here, is exactly that. Or, they've got a dozen women who "craft" at home and have trinkets to sell.

Made in China.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 09:24 AM (2Cry5)

288 Most people today don't have the time. And the fast food places know that. Many just stop on the way home from work and grab a quick order and chow down.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


I leave home at 4:00 am. I get home at 7:00 pm.
I'm in bed by 8:30 pm. And I still find time to cook & clean the kitchen.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:24 AM (ANkWq)

289 That's every "farmer's market" that the lefties swoon and trip all over themselves to get to on a Saturday morning.

They all meet the truck at a warehouse and load their pickup.

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My farmers market has prices that require a double take. Theres one guy that sells “Mexican corn” for $11a pop. And the AWFLs form long lines for it.


Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 09:24 AM (NK89z)

290 The town I live in put a roundabout in front of a high school- it's too small for school buses.
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A lesson the students will never forget. Beware, there are fvcking idiots in charge.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (J7y21)

291 one hour sober

Away from home for the first time, plenty of money in their pocket, and LBFMs. Only so much you can do.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (u82oZ)

292 177 🚨 WTF?! The State of New York has ordered Elon Musk's X Money to STOP paying out 6% interest to any New Yorker with their bank account

Instead, interest has to drop to 0%. X is trying to reverse it.

New York leaders hate their own people!

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)


A novel way to try to run a Musk enterprise out of a state.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (5rh/l)

293 A local huckster sets up his produce trailer in a parking lot. Sign reads fresh local produce. If you get there early before he cleans up, you see boxes that say Producto de Mexico.


Farmer's Market in downtown Dallas still has the Mexican dirt on the produce.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (ANkWq)

294 The BK on Geary Blvd. is run by an Indian immigrant family and is filthy. I wouldn't ever eat food from there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

I wonder if they prepare the food with their feet and armpits like they do in India.

Filthy people they are and they bring it here for my enjoyment!

Posted by: Nasty and Dirty at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (+iYtA)

295 People don’t have 30 mins to cook a meal but weirdly have 4 hours every night to watch Netflix.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (NK89z)

296 284 The BK on Geary Blvd. is run by an Indian immigrant family and is filthy. I wouldn't ever eat food from there."

Sounds like the local DQ. Place was disgusting before it got shut down.
Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 02, 2026 09:22 AM (A3xvt)

Around here most of the McDonalds are Hispanic.... Best choices are Chick Fil - A and In and Out Burger.. Clean and the servers speak English.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (+gK6I)

297 >>Mwenyewe Dawan Is hijab wearing Muzzie. Gotta say I’m surprised she’s the one pushing the trannie shit.



She will push the tranny and homo shit on American children so when jihad comes, they'll all die in the name of allah for their faults.


It's all by design.

islham is not here to make America better........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:25 AM (ccf/V)

298 There are 3 farms within a couple miles of me that sell the food they grow. That's my kind of farmer's market.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 09:26 AM (viF8m)

299 It's always the LBFM's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 09:27 AM (EKbN/)

300 298 There are 3 farms within a couple miles of me that sell the food they grow. That's my kind of farmer's market.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 09:26 AM (viF8m)

I just go into my Backyard... At least from summer till fall...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 09:27 AM (+gK6I)

301 Port call Thailand, next CNN stories will be of US sailors acting like animals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

302 And port arrival lectures. Plenty of lectures.

Bank on it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


If the higher ups could get away with it, the lectures would be as long as liberty. "And that concludes our safety briefing. What? We're underway? Well, gentlemen; back to your posts."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 09:28 AM (BpO1e)

303 Isn't coconut oil supposed to one of the nutritional Bad Fats?
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Says who? Stay away from the chemistry set stuff, for reasons of taste if nothing else.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 09:28 AM (J7y21)

304 301 Port call Thailand, next CNN stories will be of US sailors acting like animals.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Because such things never happened before the Orange Gropenfuhrer took over.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 09:29 AM (BpO1e)

305 "What's interesting is that, because the Left expresses itself in terms of "freeing" people's sexuality, many people miss the fact that it is every bit as sexually controlling in its own way as Islam is. This control comes about because the Left works assiduously to decouple sex from a person's own sense of bodily privacy and, by extension, self-ownership. If a person has no sense of autonomy, that person is a ready-made cog for the statist machinery.
The practical problem for the Left when it tries to attack individuality as expressed through sexuality is the fact that a person's sense of an inviolate physical self develops quite early, during childhood:

Once a child individuates, he becomes aware of being his own self. ... The most basic thing one can own is one's own self, and not letting others touch that self in ways you don't like is an exercise in self-ownership. . ."

https://tinyurl.com/5u87tbrn

Posted by: Lizzy at September 02, 2026 09:29 AM (X8xt3)

306 220 It’s obvious to anyone with an IQ above room temp that China is behind the anti data center hysteria.

5 minutes ago nobody knew what a data center was. Now it’s the greatest threat to humanity? Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Remain Sinwar: tossing a commemorative piece of wood at a data center as tribute to the final act of the Desperate and Deliberately Evil -- tossing a plank at a drone.

LIBs will be the first into the bunkers, not because they value their own lives, but rather, to displace someone else who does.

Yeah, this is Normal.
LET'S GO BRANDON!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-nowYoureGettingIt
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords
Who wants a TACO? I Sure Do.


Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 02, 2026 09:30 AM (FJSqj)

307 Dead art up

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:30 AM (ANkWq)

308 298 There are 3 farms within a couple miles of me that sell the food they grow. That's my kind of farmer's market.
Posted by: JackStraw

You're all slaves on a Plantation.

Posted by: Massah Johnson at September 02, 2026 09:31 AM (JM9I6)

309 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

310 I leave home at 4:00 am. I get home at 7:00 pm.
I'm in bed by 8:30 pm. And I still find time to cook & clean the kitchen.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2026 09:24 AM (ANkWq)

Not everyone is you. My days, before I finally retired, varied (TV broadcasting hours). Could start one day at 10:30 am til 7pm, nearly 60 mile drive home, another day 3:30pm til 11:45pm, after the 11pm newscast. Home at nearly 1am. And so on. Fast food is not a daily thing, but it's nice to have in a pinch. Did bring my own lunch, however, everyday. Sundays were a work day as well. Two days off during the week.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (hmYU4)

311 Coconut oil is OK in my book. Great for popcorn and frying. Doesn’t seem to contribute to intestinal excursions issues like the synthetics tend to.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 09:32 AM (J7y21)

312 Port call Thailand, next CNN stories will be of US sailors acting like animals.

• Do not add to the population
• Do not subtract from the population
• Stay out of the hospital, newspaper and jail
• When you find yourself in jail, establish dominance early.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 09:34 AM (9s47C)

313 I’m told I’m male and do not understand post partum depression. Besides being triggered by hormones what makes it different from other types of depression? Do males have depression that has caused them to murder and women aren’t allowed to comment on because they don’t understand?

Posted by: JROD at September 02, 2026 09:35 AM (Qcqjd)

314 'Morning, all. Thank you, J.J.

Was remembering some of the controversies about the O & Joe administration regarding the Muslim Brotherhood & that ratcheted up after the Arab Spring & election of Muslim Mohamed Morsi as President of Egypt in 2012.

"Siding with Islamist groups." Ongoing debates within the party about balancing the promotion of democratic elections abroad (which might bring Islamist groups to power) with maintaining traditional strategic alliances.

Allegations the Muslim Brotherhood had successfully infiltrated the U.S. government. Hillary Clinton's aide (Now a Soros wife.) accused of having familial ties to the organization. The Democrats were branded as "weak on national security" and naïve about Islamist extremism which they had to vigorously defend in the 2010 and 2014 mid-terms.

And so it was reported with lines between the Muslim Brotherhood and general Islamic organizations blurred, the Democrat Party moved to defend civil liberties and build stronger political coalitions with Muslim-American communities, positioning itself as a defender against Islamophobia.

Baby steps.

Good day. 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic at September 02, 2026 09:41 AM (NFX2v)

315 [China will forget about data centers, ONCE WE CUT THE BEEF EXPORTS AND MAKE THEM EAT CATS, DOGS AND RATS!
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 09:02 AM (g47mK)

... when you get a "meat" anything in China, you have no idea what kind of meat. CATS, DOGS AND RATS are already in their diet.

Posted by: SMOD at September 02, 2026 09:46 AM (RHGPo)

316 Who Is the Market for Gay NFL Cheerleaders?

If they were hot, busty lesbians would Ace approve?...

But of course they won't be...The Patriots hired a male cheerleader who’s even more flamboyant and feminine than the women on the squad

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 10:30 AM (l3cgK)

317 Hmm. Is an electric chair OK if it's powered by a battery wall charged by solar panels made by Solyndra?

Posted by: Peter B at September 02, 2026 04:51 PM (Up9Eb)

Daily Tech News 2 September 2026

Top Story

Tech News

  • AI still gives results ranging from bad to terrible when vibe coding. But that all changes if you happen to have a 106-page spec of a task nailed down to the last bit and nanosecond. Give Claude Opus that, and it will mechanically fill in all the requirements and write conformance tests to prove it did everything you asked and nothing you didn't ask. And it's not stupid - if you left out something necessary it will tell you.

    I mean, it's not like I have a lot of 106-page specs for personal projects nailed down to the last bit and nanosecond... But I did have one. And now I have 12,000 lines of Rust.

    And a steadily increasing amount of machine code for an architecture that didn't exist last week except on paper.


  • Bought myself another tablet - the 11" older sister to my 8" Lenovo Legion Tab. Same CPU, RAM, and ROM, but a larger display and higher resolution - 3200x2000. 40% off on clearance and comes with pen and keyboard - the pen I already have one of and it works well; the keyboard is a wait-and-see.

    The newer models are faster but much more expensive, and the one high-end large tablet I have died of battery bloat.


  • Sony is arguing in court that no reasonable customer would assume that they own what they bought. (Tom's Hardware)

    Of course not. You'd have to be a complete idiot to believe Sony.


  • Who is John Galt, the new CEO of Apple? (Tech Crunch)

    Or just some guy from a book.


  • Florida has banned Flock cameras from state highways. (WCTV)

    Liberals everywhere thrown into cognitive dissonance.


Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: I wroted you a Basic compiler but I eated it.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




Comments

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

2 A first.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 02, 2026 04:32 AM (zdLoL)

3 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Florida has banned Flock cameras from state highways. (WCTV)

This is the way!

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

5 Kitten in a tiny helmet:

https://tinyurl.com/2cajs5kf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:35 AM (xPsv8)

6 AI still gives results ranging from bad to terrible when vibe coding. But that all changes if you happen to have a 106-page spec of a task nailed down to the last bit and nanosecond. Give Claude Opus that, and it will mechanically fill in all the requirements and write conformance tests to prove it did everything you asked and nothing you didn't ask. And it's not stupid - if you left out something necessary it will tell you.

I mean, it's not like I have a lot of 106-page specs for personal projects nailed down to the last bit and nanosecond... But I did have one. And now I have 12,000 lines of Rust.

And a steadily increasing amount of machine code for an architecture that didn't exist last week except on paper.


Cease these incantations, and confess thou art a witch!

Posted by: Witchfinder General at September 02, 2026 04:37 AM (0MSlx)

7 And now I have 12,000 lines of Rust.




Pixy never sleeps

Posted by: Miklos wishes the dog would settle down at September 02, 2026 04:38 AM (4RYRd)

8 "Therefore, we do not lose heart" - 2nd Corinthians 4:13. Man writes on "The Ultimate snapshot". An "Our Daily Bread" devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/2zs2mtc2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:39 AM (xPsv8)

9 Good Morning!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 02, 2026 04:39 AM (Q/FnY)

10 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 02, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv)

11 So, I am still reading Charles Portis' " True Grit". I read it about 30 years ago, but didn't recall all the details beyond the basic story: Here is a line from it Mattie, the fourteen year old girl trying to avenge her father who had been murdered . Mattie is recovering from a cold and has just met LeBoeuf. another character in the story. This is what she says:

"I realized I had made a mistake by opening up to this stranger. I would have been more on my guard had he been ugly instead of nice- looking. Also my mind was soft from being duped by the bile activator."


That might be an interesting topic for a book thread: Funny novels we have read.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:47 AM (7XzgJ)

12 I mean to be fair Matt Damon certainly triggers my bile activator.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:48 AM (Ot/FD)

13 Miklos, this is funny! (ca. the end of the ONT):

440 I IDENTIFY AS NON-FERROUS
Posted by: the face metal is mainly ballast counterweight to the actual flab at September 02, 2026 04:27 AM (4RYRd)

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9)

14 Watched the video.

So, did that bag over head person have a threesome at the end of the video?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 02, 2026 04:51 AM (sAmhv)

15 If he comes around, I would like to wish ( Not so) "Grumpy and Recalcitrant" a good school year as a school bus driver, although I think he has been doing come trips over the summer. May he and all of them be blessed and safe with ( mostly ) good kids. I think he might have started yesterday . Spouse does a "test run" today and starts tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:51 AM (5JD6s)

16 The ONT comments were hoppin' and all kinds of fun.

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9)

17 Morning all, such as it is. Stupidly early but then again I fell asleep before the ONT!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 04:56 AM (aJQbY)

18 Disclaimer: I wroted you a Basic compiler but I eated it.

Sad!

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:58 AM (odBC9)

19 Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:48 AM (Ot/FD)

I don't think I've seen him in anything, or I can't remember . Except for "Angel Studios" productions such as "Young Washington" and a few others, most of my movie viewing tends to have been movies from the 1930-1960's

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:59 AM (7XzgJ)

20 Marino - Lust

A little past halfway through, I kinda got hooked on it:

Your name is Lust (your name is Pride)
You looked at me with sinful eyes
You never learned to compromise
You only loved me in the night

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 05:01 AM (odBC9)

21 Yesterday at work my phonne battery drained like I was watching YouTube all day but wasn't. Late morning even put it in airplane mode to try and stop but didn't help much. I know sometimes it searches for a signal in bad spots and that does it thats why I tried airplane mode.

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

22 It's weird to think that Apple has become the staid, conservative tech company that doesn't fight to be on the bleeding edge of whatever faddish tomfoolery is sucking the air out of the sector in Current Year, piling up the slop and gaslighting the pigs into eating it, but instead just focuses on their wheelhouse and keeps cranking out products that their customer base actually wants.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 05:03 AM (Ot/FD)

23 Skip, you might have had something in the background that kept trying to connect anyway?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 05:03 AM (aJQbY)

24
Anthropic pledges to try harder to keep models under control. (The Register)


MisAnthropic labors under no such self-imposed strictures. Their motto is "Come and Get It -- Good and Hard!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 05:03 AM (JLzG+)

25 Anthropic again playing, "Please, please, regulate me, and more importantly, my competition!"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 05:05 AM (aJQbY)

26 ICE agents in Indianapolis are conducting business whilst the IMPD continues to be cucks

Posted by: the country place that no one knows about at September 02, 2026 05:05 AM (LOZbR)

27 22 It's weird to think that Apple has become the staid, conservative tech company that doesn't fight to be on the bleeding edge of whatever faddish tomfoolery is sucking the air out of the sector in Current Year, piling up the slop and gaslighting the pigs into eating it, but instead just focuses on their wheelhouse and keeps cranking out products that their customer base actually wants.

Posted by: Warai-otoko


Apple is smart that way. It doesn't buy into fads - it sells into them.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 02, 2026 05:06 AM (BLOW1)

28 Drizzling and long drive
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 05:07 AM (Ia/+0)

29
FenelonSpoke


You have not seen "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"?

Whoa!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 05:13 AM (JLzG+)

30
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2026 05:13 AM (AMvSw)

31 Liberals everywhere thrown into cognitive dissonance.

That's their normal state.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 02, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW)

32 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 05:13 AM (JLzG+)

Nope. You name the film, I probably haven't seen it 😉. Latest film -which is somewhat recent- I am looking forward to getting from the library is "Cinderella Man" about the life of boxer, James Braddock , child of Irish immigrants.

Actually , we did take our son to films when he was little.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:21 AM (pOTTH)

33 I’ve tried to keep a mental list of the time zones where some regular posters live. Wow, you guys are a bunch of insomniacs!

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 05:26 AM (1FEc1)

34 Wow, you guys are a bunch of insomniacs!
Posted by: Fenderbender

Insomniacs and early risers.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:29 AM (lJ0H4)

35 Didja hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He (or she) stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 05:31 AM (1FEc1)

36 I’ve tried to keep a mental list of the time zones where some regular posters live. Wow, you guys are a bunch of insomniacs!

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 05:26 AM (1FEc1)

I thought that was what this thread was for.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 05:33 AM (dK+Kv)

37 "I am looking forward to getting from the library is "Cinderella Man" about the life of boxer, James Braddock , child of Irish immigrants."

Good movie with Russell Crowe. Saw it in the theater when it came out.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:34 AM (lJ0H4)

38 Greetings, everyone. I'm back to work after my trip. Key West and the Bahamas were so hot that it's like I never left home. But my wife and I saw the Shipwreck Museum in Key West and we got a walking tour of Nassau along with a history lesson.

And now I'm back here.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:35 AM (BpO1e)

39 Insomniacs and early risers.
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:29 AM (lJ0H4)

And the difference between the two is? And now I’m off to bed again. Good night horde.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 02, 2026 05:39 AM (B6/we)

40 Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:35 AM (BpO1e)

Glad your back, and despite the heat I hope you and Mrs. NR Pax saw lovely things and had a restful and fun time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:40 AM (W90Ou)

41 Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:34 AM (lJ0H4

Thanks. That's good to know. The DVD should be coming into the library soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:41 AM (W90Ou)

42 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:40 AM (W90Ou

Sorry . "You're" not "Your".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:46 AM (xPsv8)

43 Thanks, Fen. We didn't really have much of a desire to hit the beaches so the history lessons were a good thing for us.

There were a few disasters during the trip but all in all it was a lot of fun. And our dogs were absolute angels for the couple that was watching them for us. Even better, another friend took over watching the caterpillars that my wife had put in containers and now there are seven new Monarchs flitting around.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:46 AM (BpO1e)

44 Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:46 AM (BpO1e)

That's good to know and I think it's very interesting that your wife raises Monarch butterflies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:49 AM (xPsv8)

45 Not so much that she raises them but that she planted milkweed in the yard and it attracted a lot of Monarchs this year.

She saves a few of the caterpillars in a protective container so they can eat and grow in safety.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:53 AM (BpO1e)

46 I am sick of the humidity. Queens last weekend was beautiful: 80° and no humidity.

Posted by: Accomack at September 02, 2026 05:53 AM (GbONR)

47 Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers!

Insomniacs and early risers.
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026


***
I coined the term "insomaniacals" long ago, but like "fetch," it never happened. As for the difference between them, I'm an early riser, but I got seven hours' sleep last night, a bit more than usual for me. Big black Stirling leaped over me and kicked me about 4:30 am instead of his usual 3:45. His internal kitty clock is off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9)

48 As for Stirling's diet, I told Linda last night he needed to go to a fat farm, where he'd eat cottage cheese with salads and run laps every day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9)

49
She saves a few of the caterpillars in a protective container so they can eat and grow in safety.
Posted by: NR Pax


She and Mrs. Krebs are cut from the same cloth it seems. She operates out of our place down in Sussex county.

I jokingly refer to the missus' efforts as the "butterfly gulag". Our visitors this year have been extremely sparse in that arena, but we are in the midst of a Ruby-Throated Hummingbird inundation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 06:05 AM (olHWM)

50 That might be an interesting topic for a book thread: Funny novels we have read.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026


***
The champ to me: Red Sky at Morning by Richard Bradford!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9)

51 via Hacker News

Commodore 64 released September 1, 1982

https://tinyurl.com/jcxu6dp4

https://dfarq.homeip.net/

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 06:08 AM (odBC9)

52 Wolfus, If that was my cat I would drop the dry food altogether and just feed a good quality wet food. Some cats metabolize the dry food differently and turn it into fat.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2026 06:10 AM (PbWRL)

53 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 06:05 AM (olHWM)

That's great. . Saw an iridescent blue and black one yesterday . It was lovely.

Have a good day everyone. Am taking spouse to get bus for his test run. I hope you all have a blessed day and know that you are a blessing to others . See you later , maybe. I am trying to eschew the news for a while for the sake of my mental health.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 06:11 AM (W90Ou)

54 Fen, I've been catching up on 1930s-1940s movies too, and showing Linda at the same time that just because a movie is in B & W, it's not dull. Last night we watched the first half of Since You Went Away, a tale of a wife and her two teen daughters who have to function at home after her husband enlists in WWII. Claudette Colbert, Jennifer Jones, and Shirley Temple (about age 14-15), with Joseph Cotten, Hattie McDaniel, and other names of those days make for a good cast. It's a long film, about three hours with an overture and an intermission, but not dull.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9)

55 Wolfus, If that was my cat I would drop the dry food altogether and just feed a good quality wet food. Some cats metabolize the dry food differently and turn it into fat.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2026


***
I've been cutting him back on that stuff, and making sure he isn't getting the extra meal every day by stealing half of Dagny's breakfast and dinner.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9)

56 I liked the ONT comments about paper currency pinned to the walls of bars. I once visited a plywood shack bar somewhere in the Bahamas. IIRC it was called “Miss Emily’s Blue Bee.”
It had a substantial collection of discarded bras pinned to the walls and ceiling.

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 06:13 AM (1FEc1)

57 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2026 06:14 AM (VyBeY)

58 34 Wow, you guys are a bunch of insomniacs!
Posted by: Fenderbender

Insomniacs and early risers.
Posted by: Tuna



Midshift drone. Even when I'm off, I stay up all night, unless I got something planned during the day.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 02, 2026 06:14 AM (sAmhv)

59 I liked the ONT comments about paper currency pinned to the walls of bars. I once visited a plywood shack bar somewhere in the Bahamas. IIRC it was called “Miss Emily’s Blue Bee.”
It had a substantial collection of discarded bras pinned to the walls and ceiling.
Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026


***
That triggers a memory. There was a bar with that exact style of "decoration" here in town in the '80s, when I'd go to bars now and then with friends. Not one of the Bennigan's places, of course, and not the one with all the unusual beers for those days. Darned if I can think of the name.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

60 from the Commodore article:

How the Commodore 64 affected me, personally

... Jack Tramiel, the CEO of Commodore when the C-64 launched, loved hearing those kinds of stories. A Gen Xer would walk up to him, talk about how growing up with a C-64 led to a career in technology, and then Tramiel would always say something like, “And you look very successful, I’m thrilled to hear it!”

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 06:21 AM (odBC9)

61 Up to go grocery shopping before the heat settles in.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 06:21 AM (g8Ew8)

62 61 Up to go grocery shopping before the heat settles in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


Too late for us. Save yourself!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 06:28 AM (BpO1e)

63 Up to go grocery shopping before the heat settles in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026


***
I'm wrestling with the idea of going to work out this morning. As you can expect, my usual laziness is winning. If I want to get in four workouts this week, I need to get in one on Friday and one more before that.

Tomorrow I take the Buick for its six-month oil change and other errands, so I'll be busy. Guess I could go to the nearby mall and walk in the A/C this morning at 10.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:29 AM (wzUl9)

64 I can't tase her
You can't tase her
She's too fat for me

Posted by: A NYC cop at September 02, 2026 06:34 AM (MWfyi)

65 It doesn't look like anyone has BOINGed yet.

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 06:40 AM (odBC9)

66 mornin yall

"A Georgia Department of Corrections (GDC) official found himself behind bars, accused of misusing the Flock camera system in Central Georgia, according to a press release from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation"

Does every cop flock? What can we do about these flocking cops?

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 06:44 AM (MWfyi)

67 Here's a start:

"The Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) has ordered that automated license plate readers, including Flock cameras, be removed from state roads."

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 06:46 AM (MWfyi)

68 Why is there such an increase in the number of cops misusing the Flock cameras? Is it because they are easier to use than previous instruments of the surveillance state, or provide more information, or do it faster?

And are we seeing these stories because there is getting to be a reaction against our being surveilled 24/7? It's about time; that should have happened when the first cameras went up, not all this time later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:49 AM (wzUl9)

69 I quit using Claude and ChatGPT a while back because their managements are such communist shitheads.

At that time it was a sacrifice -- Grok wasn't in the same league as them.

Not now. Grok is as good as they are, or bettter, and doesn't try to nanny you nearly as much.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 06:52 AM (7UvVC)

70 The argument for Flock seems to be "I am willing to live in a panopticon surveillance state if it slightly reduces the chance my car will be stolen."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 02, 2026 06:53 AM (UoWyB)

71 My Movies! channel has been MIA since Sunday. There's a signal -- at least my TV does not say "No Signal" -- but no pic or sound. The same is true for several others that are within the same digital frequency group, I think all run by the same local TV station. It's odd; their Catchy Comedy and Start channels are also out, but others are not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9)

72 66: The part that makes me laugh is that this is not the first arrest of a cop for abusing the system. They make the news and the crimes are listed. But then afterward, there is the cop who thinks "This won't happen to me."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 06:54 AM (BpO1e)

73

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2026 06:56 AM (QuiDg)

74 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 06:57 AM (RIvkX)

75 Grok is pretty good with research. Gemini isn't bad. Grok is OK at cleaning up pictures. Terrible at generating pictures that look anything like the prompts. Chat is OK at generating art. No AI is really good at it

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 02, 2026 06:58 AM (UoWyB)

76
Insomniacs and early risers.
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:29 AM (lJ0H4)

__________

I rarely sleep past 5:00.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 06:59 AM (V5m43)

77 Bing's Engine used to generate pretty good art but now it all looks like The Busy World of Richard Scarry.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 02, 2026 07:00 AM (UoWyB)

78 Terrible at generating pictures that look anything like the prompts.

I've actually had pretty good luck with Grok generating pictures. Mind you, I only do this for fun and not because it's a professional necessity.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:01 AM (BpO1e)

79 77 Bing's Engine used to generate pretty good art but now it all looks like The Busy World of Richard Scarry.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Richard Scarry is the reason I was able to read at two. I can accept that kind of artwork. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:01 AM (BpO1e)

80
The time between 5:00 and 7:00 AM is golden. I can work undisturbed, enjoy my coffee, and say my Rosary. At 7:00, I go downstairs and make Her Majesty's coffee. She's awake by then and my day ceases to be my own.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:03 AM (V5m43)

81 I'm kind of the same way. This is the only time of day that is mine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:06 AM (RIvkX)

82 > Terrible at generating pictures that look anything like the prompts.

I mostly use it for writing code, but I'm gonna have to disagree here.

It does an adequate-to-excellent job on images and videos, in my experience.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 07:08 AM (7UvVC)

83 80, 81, same here!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2026 07:10 AM (VyBeY)

84 The time between 5:00 and 7:00 AM is golden. I can work undisturbed, enjoy my coffee, and say my Rosary. At 7:00, I go downstairs and make Her Majesty's coffee. She's awake by then and my day ceases to be my own.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026


***
Exactly. It's as though you have the world to yourself, before all those annoying humans start swarming everywhere. When I work out before dawn, which is most of the time, I feel as if I'm walking/running over a deserted planet. (Well, there are cars on the road. But not as many as after seven am.)

Going out to breakfast before it gets light was a real pleasure of mine in Denver, where there were 24-hour or early-open diners. Not that many of those here now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)

85 Scott Weiner's ads are touting his legislative record.

Funny they do not mention all his work for child abusers and p3dos.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

86 Going out to breakfast before it gets light was a real pleasure of mine in Denver, where there were 24-hour or early-open diners. Not that many of those here now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)

Most of the 24-hour places in Denver died during COVID. Even the mighty Breakfast King. It survived the closure of Gates Rubber, but not the lockdowns.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:16 AM (sfekI)

87 huh, how 'bout that!
the woman fatally stabbed in times square the other day was a VP at BofA.
coinkeydink, or another luigi?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2026 07:17 AM (VyBeY)

88 Come to think of it, Denver did not have many 24-hour eateries. But they had a small chain called the Village Inn that opened at 6 am. It was a delight to sit there on a winter morning and watch the snow fall as I ate my waffle and eggs.

Here, the breakfast joints tend to open at 8 am. There is a 24-hour one aside from Bullet Central (aka Waffle House), and it's not too far away, but even early it tends to be crowded because it's one of only a few.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9)

89 Most of the 24-hour places in Denver died during COVID. Even the mighty Breakfast King. It survived the closure of Gates Rubber, but not the lockdowns.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026


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There used to be one out on East Colfax, not quite in Aurora, that I went to a few times. Not a great area, of course. Was that Breakfast King?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:20 AM (wzUl9)

90 Everyone who works at BofA is a VP.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

91 Most of the 24-hour places in Denver died during COVID. Even the mighty Breakfast King. It survived the closure of Gates Rubber, but not the lockdowns.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026

***
There used to be one out on East Colfax, not quite in Aurora, that I went to a few times. Not a great area, of course. Was that Breakfast King?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026


***
And there was one on S. Santa Fe (I think) touted by Harlan Ellison when he was in town for a lecture. Was that it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:22 AM (wzUl9)

92 where there were 24-hour or early-open diners"

Still a few in the "OG" parts of Florida. Love em.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:23 AM (XuXeR)

93 The alleged Chinese spy who seduced ex-Democratic Congressman Eric Swalwell met him through a nonprofit accused of Chinese Communist Party ties — which is still placing interns with politicians across the US.

Fang “Christine” Fang worked her way up to president of a chapter of The Asian Pacific American Public Affairs (APAPA) group, which she used to help get interns into other political offices in California, one of the group’s stated missions.

Now-disgraced Swalwell told the FBI he considered glamorous graduate student Fang, whom he first met in 2012 before he took office, as his main point of contact with APAPA, according to declassified FBI files.
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AIPAC!AIPAC! AIPAC!AIPAC! AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC! AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC! AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC!AIPAC!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

94 @70

>>The argument for Flock seems to be "I am willing to live in a panopticon surveillance state if it slightly reduces the chance my car will be stolen."

I am not aware of any vote of the people to install flock cameras anywhere.

This is simply rapacious local and state governments looking for additional avenues to shaking down and nickle and diming their tax base, using so-called safety as a camel's nose under the tent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 07:26 AM (XV/Pl)

95 I had thought all this Carney babble was a parody. But it is not.

Carney suggests US officials stop ‘doing memes,’ ‘throwing shade,’ ‘trying to be tough’

The Hill

https://tinyurl.com/3yadf9ux

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 07:27 AM (odBC9)

96 I bet Mark Carney was a pussy at dodgeball.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

97 Fang “Christine” Fang worked her way"

"Worked"?

Is that what we're calling it now?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:29 AM (XuXeR)

98 Exactly. It's as though you have the world to yourself, before all those annoying humans start swarming everywhere. When I work out before dawn, which is most of the time, I feel as if I'm walking/running over a deserted planet. (Well, there are cars on the road. But not as many as after seven am.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9)

I really enjoy early morning runs in the dark. I ran at 4am and didn’t even need to use the sidewalk; ran on the road. It’s pitch dark and peaceful… a surprising lack of streetlights in my neighborhood… only one every few blocks on average

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 07:30 AM (3sMS0)

99 Do the cities or counties have to pay for the flock cameras?

Posted by: Taxpayer Scammed Again at September 02, 2026 07:30 AM (+iYtA)

100 100

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 07:30 AM (odBC9)

101 I am not aware of any vote of the people to install flock cameras anywhere."

"Vote"?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:30 AM (XuXeR)

102 96 I bet Mark Carney was a pussy at dodgeball.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

And stamped his little feet and took his ball home.

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 07:31 AM (odBC9)

103 And stamped his little feet and took his ball home.
Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 07:31 AM (odBC9)
=====

After complaining to teacher that "Franpsycho is throwing the ball too hard"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

104 Fang “Christine” Fang worked her way"

"Worked"?

Is that what we're calling it now?
Posted by: man

"Working Girl" is a term.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 07:32 AM (sn5xH)

105 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 02, 2026 07:33 AM (V77ej)

106 BBC

The US buys more than 70% of Canadian exports, and is a top US trading partner alongside Mexico and China.

EVEN the BBC.

https://tinyurl.com/2jsskcmv

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 07:34 AM (odBC9)

107 >>And stamped his little feet and took his ball home.

That Mark Carney has any balls is questionable.

Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 02, 2026 07:34 AM (NcvvS)

108 @99

>>Do the cities or counties have to pay for the flock cameras?

If I had to guess, the contract calls for Flock to get a portion of the proceeds from the revenue generated by flock cameras plus their cameras are subscription based, costing anywhere from 3-5k per camera per year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 07:34 AM (XV/Pl)

109 Do they do swirlies in Canada?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 07:35 AM (sn5xH)

110 >>I really enjoy early morning runs in the dark. I ran at 4am and didn’t even need to use the sidewalk; ran on the road. It’s pitch dark and peaceful… a surprising lack of streetlights in my neighborhood… only one every few blocks on average

At the gym weekdays before 4 AM. About half the time no one else is there until about 4:15.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 02, 2026 07:37 AM (NcvvS)

111 @106

>>The US buys more than 70% of Canadian exports, and is a top US trading partner alongside Mexico and China.

Maybe they can run a line to China so they can sell their hydro and other transmittable energy.

I hear the Chinese love poutine, so they got a market for that.

Essentially all Canada is, is a gas station and lumber mill.

Their PM is a douche canoe leading his lemming like people over a cliff.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2026 07:37 AM (XV/Pl)

112 Do the cities or counties have to pay for the flock cameras?"

Sorta. Texas passed a mandatory auto insurance fee to "reduce catalytic converter thefts". That money soon bought many cameras.
None of which were placed in areas where one might steal said devices.

Funny, no? Also - note the decline in such theft since certain immigration laws were enforced. Also funny, no?

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)

113 JJS.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 02, 2026 07:37 AM (NcvvS)

114 I checked that deflock website and there are two cameras with a half mile of our house. There’s one that looks at me every time I drive to (and from) work…. Annoying

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 07:39 AM (3sMS0)

115 Flock is different from other cam operators - they're a straight subscription model. They maintain ownership.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:40 AM (XuXeR)

116 DeSantis is grandstanding again. Every toll road in FL still has a camera with facial recognition tech along with the plate readers they replaced toll takers with. Did he shut down that little money maker? Spoiler: NO.

Posted by: SDN at September 02, 2026 09:16 AM (0sMG6)

117 Better late than never.
Good morning

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 10:51 AM (VQ0bX)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 1, 2026

doof-billingsgate-island-aug2026.jpg


Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. So have you. Nice when a plan comes together! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Hey, I know this guy!

Well done, Sheriff. Thank you for protecting our little freedom-loving part of our formerly great state.

Two thirds of MD sheriffs are suing the 100% Democrat run state over its sanctuary policies. TWO THIRDS. Elected by like-minded people at the local level. But there's no election fraud at the state level in MD, right??

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Tony Romo - former NFL quarterback and recent NFL announcer - releases a statement on the heels of his recent DUI arrest.

Seems like a classy guy who made a really bad choice. When I was still watching the NFL regularly, I thought his announcing was great. He had an amazing ability to say what was gonna happen by reading formations and coverage.

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Not sure I understand the "little bit" thing

I'd say gay fits in with dead or pregnant -- you either ARE or you AREN'T!

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Want to outsmart the ever-increasing number of AI cameras?

World’s Ugliest Hawaiian Shirt Was Designed to Make You Invisible to AI Surveillance Cameras

The aptly named Digital Camouflage may look like a hideous Hawaiian shirt, but its seemingly abstract pattern was created with a very specific purpose in mind – to prevent AI-powered CCTV cameras from recognizing the wearer as a person.

“AI systems are made of multiple layers and never learned what a human is – they learned what humans statistically look like in millions of training images,” Simon Weckert, the shirt’s creator, explained. “In the early layers it’s edges, contrasts and texture gradients; deeper in the network it’s part-like patterns: the head-and-shoulders silhouette, the proportions of limbs against a torso, the continuity of a body’s outline against the background. A ‘person’, for the machine, is a bundle of visual statistics – and that is exactly its weakness.”

The Digital Camouflage shirt was carefully designed to confuse AI systems, making it very hard for them to recognize the wearer as a human being. Ironically, the pattern was created using AI, through a process known as an “adversarial loop”.

Check out the whole thing. Photo at the link.

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Science news. Actually - spinning earth news. OK, not really news - something happened 2 years ago. Oh well - read about it anyway!

On 5 July 2024, Earth completed a rotation 1.66 milliseconds short of 86,400 seconds, the shortest day measured in the atomic-clock era, breaking the previous record set in June 2022

Here are two facts that seem to argue with each other. Over the long haul, Earth is slowing down. The pull of the Moon’s tides has been stretching our days out for hundreds of millions of years, adding about 2.3 milliseconds per century to the length of a day. And yet for the past several years the planet has been doing the opposite, spinning slightly faster, setting one shortest-day record after another. The current mark is 1.66 milliseconds short of a full 24 hours, clocked on 5 July 2024.

Both things are true at once. The slow tidal drag is still there in the background. Riding on top of it are shorter, faster wobbles, and lately those wobbles have been pushing in the speed-up direction. That’s the puzzle, and it’s stranger and matters more than a few thousandths of a second sounds.

But wait - there's more. Something is slowing the earth down. Can you guess what the wrinkle is?

While the core has been speeding the planet up, climate change has been working the other way. As polar ice melts in Greenland and Antarctica, water moves from the poles toward the equator, and that shift in mass slows the rotation.

But of course - that dang climate change again. Just meltin' ice and makin' the earth slosh around slowly.

The oddest part is that melting ice bought the world time. Agnew’s modeling suggested the reckoning would have arrived around 2026, but the ice-melt braking pushed it back. Without the effect of melting ice, Earth would need that negative leap second in 2026 instead of 2029, Agnew calculated. A problem created deep in the Earth is being partly held off by climate change at the surface.

Oh, the modeling was wrong? First time that's ever happened, right?!?

These idiots will never stop.


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DJ Doof - This Date in Music History Edition

REM's album Document was released on this date in 1987


Barry Gibb was born on the date in 1946


Jimmy Buffett died on this date in 2023 at age 76


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Comments

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1 Here I sit
Anxious as can be
Wondering will
There be an ONT

Wonderfully

Posted by: mindful webworker - and so forth at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (Cl/mc)

2 Night Life

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR-J0RuCOHw&t=11s


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (VPNgR)

3 1

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (PE5pE)

4 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (5i0gE)

5 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)

6 !!

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (vqfj6)

7 1959

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (VPNgR)

8 Missed it by that much! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (PE5pE)

9 Plenty of sharks in that top pic, I reckon. Maybe we can throw some commies into the water.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Good evening morons and большое спасибо, Диско!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (RIvkX)

11 Hunter was molested.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (88C+u)

12 Called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (vqfj6)

13 Was looking at some primary election results and in Massholeland the Dems nominated an 80 year old whose spent 50 years in government to run for Senate.

But remember No Kings and Old White Men Are Evil

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (sKqQm)

14 "Little bit gay" means he's a chicken-head.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

15 I'd say gay fits in with dead or pregnant -- you either ARE or you AREN'T!

* nods sagely *

Posted by: Ice T. at September 01, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

16 Disco Fever !

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:03 PM (g47mK)

17 Want to outsmart the ever-increasing number of AI cameras?

The old dazzle trick. That's the second time I've fallen for it this month!

Posted by: Flock Cam 21956237548 at September 01, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

18 As a lifelong Cowboys fan, I have a lot of affection for Tony Romo. I'm glad he's taking responsibility for his mistakes, and I hope he can get back in the booth sometime in the future.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (PE5pE)

19 -----

Not sure I understand the "little bit" thing
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Just the tip.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (VPNgR)

20 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (01XUU)

21 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
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Deal with it little girl. Growing up during "decolonization" there were new countries and new names all the time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

22 Hunter is a little bit gay, as long as the dude is not yellow.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (2Xqig)

23 Is you is, or is you ain't ...

Posted by: zombie Louis Jordan at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (oCio0)

24 We got Doof in the morning and Doof at night. A surplus, overflow, abundance, we frolic with happiness!

Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JM9I6)

25 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

26 Sorry I'm late, I didn't realize that my map was drawn to scale until I embarked on the journey.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM (/hk2L)

27 I think the Hawaiian shirt link goes to the wrong place.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM (2Ez/1)

28 Hunter is a little bit gay depending on his drug needs.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM (Q+gd/)

29 Plenty of sharks in that top pic, I reckon. Maybe we can throw some commies into the water.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)


I hope Jack Straw shows up tonight - he can probably identify exactly where that photo was taken.

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (QLC6i)

30 Burkina Faso had a better name before.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

31 Deal with it little girl. Growing up during "decolonization" there were new countries and new names all the time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You're so right. I still call it Bechuanaland. And Sarawak.

Posted by: Behind In My Reading at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (JM9I6)

32 We got Doof in the morning and Doof at night. A surplus, overflow, abundance, we frolic with happiness!
Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JM9I6)

Well, yeah. He's kept chained up in the back room. He's only let out when Ace or the CoBs need him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

33 For men at least there is no being "a little bit gay"

You either aren't or go, uh, full hog.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (sKqQm)

34 Hunter...isn't going away, is he.
*sighs*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 10:09 PM (Riz8t)

35 >>Is you is, or is you ain't ...

Posted by: zombie Louis Jordan at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM

Say that in French.

Posted by: Louis Armstrong at September 01, 2026 10:09 PM (2Xqig)

36 Burkina's dictator is at least trying to squash the Qaeda in his country. I think he even shut down the mosque in the capital because it was preaching shari'a (because that's what mosques do when you let 'em)

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (88C+u)

37 I hope Jack Straw shows up tonight - he can probably identify exactly where that photo was taken.

I'm gonna guess the ocean.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

38 Markey wins Senate democrat primary in Mass.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (y171U)

39 I hope Jack Straw shows up tonight - he can probably identify exactly where that photo was taken.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (QLC6i)

Someplace between the moon and New York City?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

40 When the Big Guy croaks, Hunter vs Jill for the loot will be popcorn worthy.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Q+gd/)

41 Great ONT! The dog is no longer sore. He is insane. And it’s bedtime. Cats are displeased with the antics.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

42 115 Doof at both ends of the day is more upsetting than the silly commercial.
Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (JM9I6)

24 We got Doof in the morning and Doof at night. A surplus, overflow, abundance, we frolic with happiness!
Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JM9I6)


Make up your mind!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:11 PM (QLC6i)

43 >>Hunter...isn't going away, is he.
*sighs*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 10:09 PM

He's got nothing else to do. He's unemployable, he can't grift anymore, and his credit is no good with the crack dealers.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2Xqig)

44 Random comment of annoyance:
I've just watched a commercial.that sells.car maintenance insurance. The coverage is.for.cars.no longer covered by a warranty. It features half a dozen "customers" (I'm sure they weren't actors/sarc) describing how they had thousands in repairs covered.
No additional cost to them.
Every single "customer" was a minority.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

45 Well, yeah. He's kept chained up in the back room. He's only let out when Ace or the CoBs need him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)


Did you not notice my promotion?

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (QLC6i)

46 They're are going to sashay you all back into the closet!

Posted by: Hunter, marginally the gay at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (R0XxO)

47 Great ONT! The dog is no longer sore. He is insane. And it’s bedtime. Cats are displeased with the antics.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)


Good to hear that he's all better!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (QLC6i)

48
Did you not notice my promotion?
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12

You still don’t get my parking spot.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

49 Did you not notice my promotion?


Sure. Pics of water in various states of turmoil, etc. Any buyers yet?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

50 Did you not notice my promotion?
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (QLC6i)

(blushes)

No, sorry. I didn't know. I'm usually not let in, but someone left the door open tonight and I slipped in. Hence, the fake nose and bushy mustache.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

51 Hunter Biden's perfect and fake pearly whites definitely put him in the uncanny valley. Along with the rest of his face.



Have they considered that the flinging into space of all those rockets may be affecting the planet's rotation?

Posted by: mindful webworker - observations and inquiries at September 01, 2026 10:15 PM (Cl/mc)

52 Doof, is Sheriff Gahler your Sheriff?

Posted by: Deputy Dawg at September 01, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)

53 When the Big Guy croaks, Hunter vs Jill for the loot will be popcorn worthy.
****

Frau Bluecher Herr Doktor Jill will spike Hunter's coke and put him out of our misery.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (vqfj6)

54 Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

They are marketing to the financially illiterate and perpetually low income.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)

55 It's the Doof-meister, the Doof-inator, Mr. Doof his own self! Thanks for the ONT.

Lovely photo up top. Clouds and water are always artful subjects.

Experts and modeling - what would we do without them?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (D/6p1)

56 27 I think the Hawaiian shirt link goes to the wrong place.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM

Fixed now - thanks!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (2Ez/1)

57 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:18 PM (sAmhv)

58 Two and a half minutes of Astrud Gilberto.
youtube.com/watch?v=cwPgtzqNN-U

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

59 No, sorry. I didn't know. I'm usually not let in, but someone left the door open tonight and I slipped in. Hence, the fake nose and bushy mustache.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

The password is Swordfish.

Posted by: Chico Marx at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (JM9I6)

60 Did you not notice my promotion?
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (QLC6i)
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*admires banhammer with engraved initials*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)

61 They are marketing to the financially illiterate and perpetually low income.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)


Racist as hell I'm thinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)

62

Hunter Biden spent decades blasted out of his gourd on cocaine and crack, no doubt is a heavy drinker, no doubt has had numerous infections of venereal disease -- and yet his brain still more or less functions normally. Food for thought.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (VWtfl)

63 I imagine that when she was a teen, the kids would tease her and call her assturd. Kids can be cruel.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 10:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

64 Hunter Biden is a drug addict. So anything that helps him get high, well, a hole is a hole. Whatever it takes to scratch that itch. Gay, straight, vacuum cleaner, whatever. He'll run for office, senate or Rep, and probably win. We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

65 Racist as hell I'm thinking.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
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That too!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)

66 patterns: the head-and-shoulders silhouette, the proportions of limbs against a torso, the continuity of a body’s outline against the background.

Yes. Taught this way back before the rise of the machines.

The reason for a "boonie hat" in evasion (escaping an enemy when you're down behind enemy lines) is that it makes the head no longer look exactly like a head. Yes, just putting a floppy big brim on your head ever so slightly confuses the human recognition - in the dark, in camouflage, etc. - of "Hey, that's a person."

It's also a reason for the "mitznefet" the Israeli military issues. It's like a giant sleep cap (the sort certain types of women wear to WalMart) worn over the helmet. Because a helmet just screams "head here!" The mitznefet breaks it up into more of a blob and less of a head shape. (Some use the keffiyeh or shemagh to achieve the same effect.)

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (kU0PQ)

67 Hunter Biden's perfect and fake pearly whites definitely put him in the uncanny valley. Along with the rest of his face.


His choppers rival the dude on the Trivago travel commercials.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

68 They never did tell us whose cocaine that was in the White House.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (Q+gd/)

69 Doof, is Sheriff Gahler your Sheriff?
Posted by: Deputy Dawg at September 01, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)


He is

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (QLC6i)

70 Hunter Biden spent decades blasted out of his gourd on cocaine and crack, no doubt is a heavy drinker, no doubt has had numerous infections of venereal disease -- and yet his brain still more or less functions normally. Food for thought.
****

He has the same pharmacologists as Slow Joe.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (vqfj6)

71 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

72 Wait.


Doof is a FULL COB NOW? No more (Doof) in the header? He gets a byline?

Shit. I better behave.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (9Gqch)

73 A little bit gay.

It's like Slick Willy's drug use.

Hunter smokes cock but doesn't inhale.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (ca8Qt)

74 The password is Swordfish.
Posted by: Chico Marx at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (JM9I6)

Shit! I was using "Marmalade." No wonder the door wouldn't unlock.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

75 Hunter Biden is an uncouth, savage animal. I don't know why anybody has any interest in him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (CQTD8)

76 Hunter Biden....

"I said girl
You know that it's true
I'm a little bit gay
And a little bit you, too"

Posted by: Joemarine at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)

77 You still don’t get my parking spot.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)


That's the kind of employee attitude we like at Doof Enterprises!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (QLC6i)

78 OMG! You're not an "Open Blogger" anymore!

Congratulations, Doof! Well deserved promotion!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)

79 They never did tell us whose cocaine that was in the White House.
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (Q+gd/)
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It was Dr. Jill's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

80 They never did tell us whose cocaine that was in the White House.
Posted by: davidt


With the Democrats in charge, I'm sure it was impossible to narrow it down. Probably a dozen people snorting a line in the library every day.

Nah, just kidding, It was Hunter's.

Well, half-kidding. I'm sure he shared it with a dozen close friends.

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)

81 Wait.


Doof is a FULL COB NOW? No more (Doof) in the header? He gets a byline?

Shit. I better behave.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (9Gqch)


Yes you better!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (QLC6i)

82 Where's this "doof is a COB" showing up? I'm all for it. But what about TRex?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)

83 Communism makes life so easy

hate the oppressor
love the oppressed

Notice how many times the oppressed is a Democrat party member that has been in power since about 1980.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:26 PM (/+uur)

84 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

85 OMG! You're not an "Open Blogger" anymore!

Congratulations, Doof! Well deserved promotion!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)


Thank you!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (QLC6i)

86 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
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Deal with it little girl. Growing up during "decolonization" there were new countries and new names all the time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

I can still find Rhodesia on a map. I think.

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (kU0PQ)

87 REAKING: Hunter Biden says he is a "little bit" gay

I think "a little bit gay" means he's the "receiver".

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

88 Why doesn't Hunter just go back to his painting?
He was selling those paintings for big bucks.
Such a gifted artist. I wonder what happened.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (Lo97M)

89 I only suck cock to get the dealer to give me Crack. That's only a little bit gay.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (avzFa)

90 88 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

milkbone fairy

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (/+uur)

91 OMG! You're not an "Open Blogger" anymore!

Congratulations, Doof! Well deserved promotion!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient


Oh, you're a full-bird CoBnel! Congrats!

Of course, now he has access to the AoSHQ Flock cameras ShowerCams(tm).....

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

92 By George, that picture reminds me of Lake Titicaca !

Posted by: J. Peterman at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (g47mK)

93 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

Posted by: Jus Sayin at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (J7y21)

94 The 3,300 or so elected County Sheriffs have enormous power and I'm surprised they don't band together to flex it. Only a few places don't have one, NYC for one. The office is enumerated in the Constitution. The State and local police have no such Constitutional protection. In my opinion, State Police become the flunkies, redcaps, and bullies of the Governor.

Posted by: Power To The People, Right On! at September 01, 2026 10:30 PM (JM9I6)

95 But what about TRex?
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)
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Dino is spending more time with family, pursuing other opportunities, moving on to greener pastures, is no longer with the company, and took a buy out.

/jk of course

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

96 I can still find Rhodesia on a map. I think.
Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (kU0PQ)

Dottie was my ridgeback
She hated my cousin Bronson

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:30 PM (/+uur)

97 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

98 >>Oh, the modeling was wrong? First time that's ever happened, right?!?

Fun Fact:

String Theory only works if there are 10 or 11 dimensions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

99 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.
Posted by: Piper

milkbone fairy
Posted by: r hennigantx


Eine Kleine Nyanmusik

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

100 98 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree
Posted by: Jus Sayin at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (J7y21)

he died today in 2023

He was touring with the Eagle in 77 or 8

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (/+uur)

101 Herr Doktor Jill will spike Hunter's coke and put him out of our misery.

Posted by: clarence

They'll write it off as an OD. The perfect crime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (ndZc7)

102 >>>I only suck cock to get the dealer to give me Crack. That's only a little bit gay.

Posted by: Hunter Biden

>How much cock do you have to suck for $20MM including legal fees?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (CQTD8)

103 >>>Not sure I understand the "little bit" thing

Hunter only let's his buddies put in the tip.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (syz1S)

104 94 88 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

milkbone fairy
Posted by: r hennigantx at September

Maybe the shots are turning him into beast as a reaction. He is barking. He never barks. The classical music is not calming him down. He just got chased across the room by a fed up cat. I am turning lights out. Pray for me.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

105 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam

The best part of that is the smartass smile on Trump's face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

106 Eine Kleine Nyanmusik
Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

roughly trans bark dog bark

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (/+uur)

107 Yes you better!
Posted by: Doof

*takes off shirt*
*jumps on table*
*chugs tequila out of the bottle*
*grabs microphone*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)

108 Hunter Biden is an uncouth, savage animal. I don't know why anybody has any interest in him.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (CQTD

I think primarily because they think that continuing to shove him into our consciousness keeps us from commenting on their hedonism. At least one reason why.

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:35 PM (kU0PQ)

109 I just went to Facebook for the first time in a few years. Liberal people I know are really pissed off about the renaming of Lake Ontario. I'm fine with it, but he'd better not rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin. That would be a step too far.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

110 How about a Digital Camouflage boonie hat? Do you think it would work?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (97NWC)

Can't hurt to try!

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:35 PM (kU0PQ)

111 111 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam

The best part of that is the smartass smile on Trump's face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

How could you fail

Trump Canyon
Trump Divided
Trump FOrnia

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:36 PM (/+uur)

112 *takes off shirt*
*jumps on table*
*chugs tequila out of the bottle*
*grabs microphone*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)


Practicing for Texas, huh?

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (QLC6i)

113 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)


I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)

114 The Moonlight Barknada.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (ndZc7)

115 *takes off shirt*
*jumps on table*
*chugs tequila out of the bottle*
*grabs microphone*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)


You're still on the ferry aren't you?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

116 Practicing for Texas, huh?
Posted by: Doof



WHOOT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (XI1F5)

117 *takes off shirt*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)

Woohoo!!!

(Of course, now the Flock cameras can see you.)

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (kU0PQ)

118 BREAKING: Hunter Biden says he is a "little bit" gay

ANd I am a Little Bit Rock and Roll

Posted by: Confused Donnie at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)

119 nurse, will that stuff require GOOD tequila or just any old stuff?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (Jr+re)

120 74 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.
Posted by: r hennigantx



I believe it was JJ Sefton who coined the term 'Self gassing Jews'. I apologize if I'm wrong on that.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

121 You're still on the ferry aren't you?
Posted by: Diogenes


Hahahahaha! Omg the ferry folks would NOT be surprised if I did that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (XI1F5)

122 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

123 I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)

Rename LA River River Styx

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur)

124 What a conundrum. Which is more gay? Hunter Biden or that Camouflage shirt?

The answer is REM. REM is the most gay.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

125 H A M E S

make you feel good all under

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur)

126 127 nurse, will that stuff require GOOD tequila or just any old stuff?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: LRob in OK


If there’s lime and salt I won’t know the difference!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (XI1F5)

127 >Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

Posted by: Jus Sayin
-----

Naw, that's not true.

Posted by: Don Black, Senior VP for Product Development, ACME Corp at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

128 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The Lemmings branch of the tribe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (ndZc7)

129 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (vSvIl)

130 Come Monday is a real good song

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 10:43 PM (0K2fJ)

131 130 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.
Posted by: nerdygirl



What? Those Rust Belt paradises of Buffalo, Cleveland, Erie, and Toledo reside along those beautiful shores!! Hrumph!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:43 PM (sAmhv)

132 What a conundrum. Which is more gay? Hunter Biden or that Camouflage shirt?

The answer is REM. REM is the most gay.
Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)


*slides ABBA CD under the couch*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

133 Nerdygirl:
Lake Ontario has, uh, Rochester? and Toronto. Niagra Falls is near it! So there, smartypants!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)

134 If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...
Posted by: Methos


Chaps?

Because Florida is America's Wang, and Mexico is below/behind Florida, but never touches it.....

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

135 Canada= Snow Mexicans

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (XI1F5)

136 I believe it was JJ Sefton who coined the term 'Self gassing Jews'. I apologize if I'm wrong on that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

ROLL DOWN A WINDOW

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:46 PM (/+uur)

137 Ever been to Toledo? I have. Tony Packo's. I don't remember anything else.

Posted by: Don Black, Senior VP for Product Development, ACME Corp at September 01, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

138 Ed Markey beat Seth Moulton. Why can't they both lose? They are both especially cretinous and wicked vile.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

139 Niagra Falls is near it! So there, smartypants!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)

Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned. Inch by inch...
https://shorturl.at/gHGsV

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:49 PM (kU0PQ)

140 He'll run for office, senate or Rep, and probably win. We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up
---

If he didn't have such a public profile he would have a better chance at prezzy than Governor Greaseup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:50 PM (VPNgR)

141 If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...
Posted by: Methos

Chaps?

Because Florida is America's Wang, and Mexico is below/behind Florida, but never touches it.....
Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

That makes way too much sense, and you've put way too much brain power into it. Have another beer on me.

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:51 PM (kU0PQ)

142 Thanks for the ONT, Doof-- and congrats on your promotion to Full-fledged COB!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)

143 Once again, I keep hearing about these "Great Lakes". We are the Rustbelt Riviera, come see Historic Love Canal!

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 01, 2026 10:52 PM (r7+Q7)

144 *1970s scrolling Greatest Hits late night Greatest Hit Album Scrolling Song List*

I am Canada, Here me Strong

Canada, oh Canada, I still hear your sea winds blowin'
I still see her dark eyes glowin'
She was 12 when I left

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:53 PM (/+uur)

145 >>>If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...

Fartclam?

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

146 Thanks for the ONT, Doof-- and congrats on your promotion to Full-fledged COB!
Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)


Howdy and thanks!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (QLC6i)

147 Hi JQ!

I hope you had a nice visit with hubs. It’s cooling down here. Getting rain tomorrow and heading your way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (XI1F5)

148 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

===

to 0 degree, right here

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (g47mK)

149
That little hiccup of earth speeding up looks to be over, and no negative leap second will loom by 2029. If it kept that up, we would've needed one. As it is, we've gone about 10 years without needed a regular positive leap second, and we won't need another one for a while.

They've decided to eliminate leap seconds by 2035, but haven't come up with the scheme to replace the current UTC definition yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

150 If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...
****

...toilet. And it has been way too long between cleanings.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:55 PM (vqfj6)

151 I thought the Moon was affecting the Earth's rotational speed.

And didn't that airburst over Russia some years back affect the speed also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)

152 A sunken Jap u-boat > Yacht Rock

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

153 Listening to The HU, now. Not sure why this ONT made me drift there....

https://t.ly/KznCN

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (kU0PQ)

154 I believe it was JJ Sefton who coined the term 'Self gassing Jews'. I apologize if I'm wrong on that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

A A Ron
Put down the Gefilte fish

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (/+uur)

155 Hi, nurse!

Yes, today was a good day with hubby. Sat on his bed & watched a couple episodes of The Rifleman with him, after lunch.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (rdVOm)

156 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (PTDkx)

157 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

===

to 0 degree, right here

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (g47mK)

Yeah, same here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (S41Gd)

158 143 Canada= Snow Mexicans
Posted by: nurse ratched


As a Michigander, I have to be careful about insulting Canada. Detroit is across the river from Windsor. And Canadians might just get snotty and say, "Oh yeah, DETROIT!" There's no good come back once they bring up Detroit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

159 The answer is REM. REM is the most gay.

Pretty sure Soft Cell was more gay than REM.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (+9wcF)

160 "They've decided to eliminate leap seconds by 2035"

Y2.035K! Nine years left to fix all the software.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 10:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 to 0 degree, right here
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (g47mK)

Lovey Cruise
Coast of Marsaieles

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur)

162 The Imperial Japanese Navy had I and RO boats which came in various classes and tonnages.

The I-400 class with their Seiran seaplanes, three per sub, being super subs that dwarfed pre-war cruiser subs like Nautilus or Surcouf. Thankfully the war ended before they could attack the Panama Canal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

163 Agnew’s modeling suggested the reckoning would have arrived around 2026, but the ice-melt braking pushed it back. Without the effect of melting ice, Earth would need that negative leap second in 2026 instead of 2029, Agnew calculated.

Something dynamic equilibrium something and we wouldn't even notice if we were still using sundials etc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 11:00 PM (C0Nlv)

164 Those Rust Belt paradises of Buffalo, Cleveland, Erie, and Toledo reside along those beautiful shores!! Hrumph!!
Posted by: Puddleglum

So maybe call Erie "Lake Steamer"?

Posted by: 88C+u remembers when it caught fire at September 01, 2026 11:00 PM (88C+u)

165 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (PTDkx)

Well if he did that it would be like removing the signs to a minefield. People need to know what areas to avoid. I never saw an area with an MLK Blvd that looked like Beverly hills. Beirut maybe. Seeing an MLK Blvd means stay the fuck away.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (S41Gd)

166 I picked up a new recliner at the furniture store today. It came in a big box, some assembly will be required. The kid at the store had no trouble rolling the box downhill from the loading dock into the bed of my pickup with a furniture dolly.

Skipping over minor misadventures with a plastic tarp and scattered rain showers, I got it home. The box only weighs 120 lbs, so wrestling it out of the truck in a controlled fall was no problem.

What is a problem is that the box will not fit through any door in the house. I will have to open the box, bring the assorted pieces inside, then assemble them in place. It's now dark, my back hurts, and it looks like rain.

The box is now sitting on my covered patio, wrapped in a tarp, with dunnage under it. It was glaring at me through the glass patio door, so I had to shut the drapes.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (gvBhq)

167 180?

JINOs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)

168 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)


They are the ones that decry the Mossad's efforts to steal the election from Kamala.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

169 164 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.
Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (PTDkx)

Nah.

It's a public safety issue. You hear MLK and know you need to steer clear.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 11:03 PM (ca8Qt)

170 Shorter Agnew - "I need more funding to keep my phony job!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)

171 It was glaring at me through the glass patio door,


Sorry, Spudboy, but laughed pretty hard about it. Just think how comfy it will be "soon"!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 11:04 PM (Jr+re)

172 Great news about neighbor Kathy!

She's okay, slight cardiac blockage but Dr. not worried about it-- chest pains were not heart-related but upper respiratory infection & she's now on antibiotic, feeling much better.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

173 ...Thank you all for praying for Kathy!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

174 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

One of my HS buddies loved him to pieces. She even moved into one of his resort/retirement communities.

During HS and college she was a raging alcoholic.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (01XUU)

175 They've decided to eliminate leap seconds by 2035, but haven't come up with the scheme to replace the current UTC definition yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
----------

GMT+

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (VPNgR)

176 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

177 Pretty sure Soft Cell was more gay than REM.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (+9wcF)


It is like no one remembers The Cure or New Order

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

178 >> I thought the Moon was affecting the Earth's rotational speed.

It is. Tidal torque. The earth's orbital angular momentum is being transferred to the Moon, throwing it in a higher orbit. Based on the lunar recession rate from lunar laser ranging, the tidal slowing should be 2.3 - 2.4 ms/century.

But, over the past few hundred years, that average rate is about 1.7 - 1.8 ms/cy. Most of that difference is isostatic rebound after the last glacial maximum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

179 "I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?"

First I saw him was in "Foxcatcher."

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

180 184 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

I am green with envy

Posted by: HULK at September 01, 2026 11:07 PM (/+uur)

181 more than 180

I was told Jews could do maths

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:08 PM (/+uur)

182 OK, renaming MLK Blvd might be a bad idea. Can he at least give back sports team like the Washington Commanders their real name?

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 11:08 PM (PTDkx)

183 >> And didn't that airburst over Russia some years back affect the speed also?

You're probably thinking of some of those massive earthquakes, like the one that caused the Fukushima mess. The mass redistribution from those does change earth's rotation enough to be measurable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

184 So when MLK is renamed do you riot and murder North or SOuth of the Street?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

185
That should be the earth's *rotational* angular momentum is being transferred to the Moon's orbital angular momentum.

This is type of tidal spin-orbit coupling.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:10 PM (w6EFb)

186 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

hahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur)

187 So will that AI shirt pattern work as a wrap for my car to beat the Flock cameras?

Posted by: Governor Brylcream at September 01, 2026 11:12 PM (chERV)

188 It looks like YouTube has shadow banned Sykbrows' newest video Zuckerwars so all that is popping up are reactions.

https://youtu.be/CHpgoV_qGrg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:12 PM (2GVsD)

189 Map Shows NFL Teams With Male Cheerleaders Amid Online Scrutiny.

*thinks about seriously non funny joke*

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

190 184 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

Posted by: nerdygirl
---

Podcaster, he must be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (VPNgR)

191 33 For men at least there is no being "a little bit gay"

You either aren't or go, uh, full hog.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (sKqQm)


There is a standard theory of No Bisexuals that goes like this: everyone likes a pretty girl. So, there are plenty of LUGs (lesbian until graduation) and closeted fathers out there. But guys are grody, and it takes the specific, biologically driven libido of a homosexual man or a heterosexual woman to want to be with a dude, so that's what all 'bisexuals' are.

The debate rages within the Alphabet Mafia itself, so I don't expect to resolve it here. I'm not even taking a position, just presenting the (plausible) argument.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)

192 Thanks Publius.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)

193 Calling it a night! Thanks for the entertainment and a great ONT commentary.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 11:17 PM (Jr+re)

194
Here's a timeanddate page on the earth rotational data:

https://t.ly/xEpED

Scroll down and they've got a graph going back to the early 1800s. You'll see the last little speed up was nothing much compared to the speed up around the 1870s. It was spinning about 3 ms faster then, but by 1900-1910 had slowed down about 4 ms slower.

The 2020 speed up was the first time the excess LOD has gone negative since the atomic clock era.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)

195 cowgirls
viqueens
falqueens
Buffalo grils
Broncas
Teaxans
48 49ers whatever

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur)

196 Posted by: nerdygirl
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Podcaster, he must be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (VPNgR)

hulk

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur)

197 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

-
That won't backfire at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (ndZc7)

198 161 Listening to The HU, now. Not sure why this ONT made me drift there....

https://t.ly/KznCN

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (kU0PQ)

My favorite HU video:

https://tinyurl.com/3enyezzm

Posted by: javems at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm)

199 You can't unsuck a dick. Once you do, gay.

Posted by: Reforger at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (7YTm2)

200 I think I saw a movie with Mark Ruffalo but I can't remember. I could pick him out of a line up as I do unfortunately know what he looks like. He's the one who looks bloated and goofy; like he was left too long underwater and started to macerate. Probably fails at dating or did. I know I would not go out with him even if he said he was famous and rich.

My husband, who does not limp and is a former long distance runner for 4 decades now has a torn tendon in his hip. Because getting older is not for the faint of heart, even for athletes. It hardly hurts but he had a MRI and wow we were not expecting this.

I guess ortho surgery may be in his future and have already chosen the doc to call tomorrow. We have lots of stairs. I have even planned where to put a bed in the family room as I don't mess around and go to the worst possible scenario for everything.

He's only had minor surgery before on a thumb he cut a tendon.

We will find out soonish about something we did not see on the horizon. Hopefully with a scope if needed. It's a complete tear so I doubt he will escape surgery.

*It's always something.
Rosann Rosanadana

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 11:20 PM (hzuYO)

201 Carney needs to stop snorting coke off Winnie the Xi's a$$.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

202 207 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

-
That won't backfire at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (ndZc7)

Small hands. Smells of cabbage.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 11:21 PM (ca8Qt)

203
Here a wiki graph from the IERS data since 1962, when the atomic clock measuring started. This is much more precise than the 19th century data, which is based on ephemeris time, tied to the accuracy of astronomical observations (which have to be damned precise for this purpose):

https://t.ly/qJZyl

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:22 PM (w6EFb)

204 204 Very precise measurements, even those made manually in an era with cruder chronographs and no photography. Per the link:

"However, telescopic timings of stellar occultations by the Moon provide information about the Earth's rotation going back to the 17th century."

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

205 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.

-
Short lived TV series from the Grizzly Adams era?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 11:23 PM (ndZc7)

206 200 184 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

-------

He's one of those guys you look at and wonder, why the f*ck is this guy even a celebrity? If he worked in the paint department at Home Depot he would be completely invisible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:24 PM (++7nR)

207 >> information about the Earth's rotation going back to the 17th century."

Yep, there is usable data back to the early 1600s. Not as precise as the 19th century, but still somewhat usable, although you have to be aware of the large error bars.

I'm too lazy to dig that up, IERS used to have it own their web site buried somewhere. But anyway, it shows a curious rotational speed up right before the Maunder Minimum, and the Little Ice Age kicked it. Very interesting correlations. But again, the error bars are large there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

208 210 I think I saw a movie with Mark Ruffalo but I can't remember.
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Thought he's a podcaster.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:25 PM (VPNgR)

209 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

Posted by: nerdygirl

You're in good company. I have no clue who the hell he is either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:26 PM (S41Gd)

210 Art Carney > Mark Carney

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:26 PM (++7nR)

211 Circus carney > Mark Carney

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:27 PM (2GVsD)

212
I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.
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Short lived TV series from the Grizzly Adams era?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Ruffalo and the Buffalo lived on the other side of the valley.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (Cqx++)

213 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Ruffle-Os were a very short-lived attempt at a potato-based breakfast cereal.

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)

214 212 207 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

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*looks at Canada*

Meh, we'll stick with the memes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (++7nR)

215 Every single "customer" was a minority.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

Maybe that's an implicit acknowledgement that white people are smart enough to not buy the product?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (1z8ji)

216 225 Ha!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

217 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

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He's one of those guys you look at and wonder, why the f*ck is this guy even a celebrity? If he worked in the paint department at Home Depot he would be completely invisible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:24 PM (++7nR)
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That was a well deserved verbal shellacking.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 01, 2026 11:29 PM (V6c7t)

218 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

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*looks at Canada*

Meh, we'll stick with the memes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (++7nR)


Funny shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:29 PM (S41Gd)

219

102 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM

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Winning entry: Beaner McBeanerface.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 11:31 PM (VWtfl)

220 Rename Mexico in honor of the Virgin Mary.

Maryland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (2GVsD)

221 Ducking tornadoes and hail yet again. It wouldn't be September in Iowa without the threat of those!

Posted by: pookysgirl, keeping a weather eye out at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (Wt5PA)

222 Anakin: Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

Padme: So we'll stop, right?

Anakin: * stares *

Padme: .....so we'll stop, right?

Posted by: mikeski doesn't think it deserves the actual meme at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

223 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?

Taylor Lorenz was rolling in the pampas with a mastodon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (2GVsD)

224 If you need a good laugh Insty has a video of the Philadelphia Eagles male cheerleader. Gayest of the gay.

Posted by: Tuna at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (lJ0H4)

225 235 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (97NWC)

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As do we all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:34 PM (++7nR)

226 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"
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"And the Lord did grin"

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 11:34 PM (EWlvz)

227 2019

The actual number of unarmed Black people killed by cops that year, per the Washington Post? Twelve.

Next Number

In 2022 and 2023, the United States had over 1.5 million more excess deaths compared to other high-income countries, findings that the researchers say reflect a "protracted health crisis" in the country.

No, Blacks did not kill 1.5 million after Michael Brown, it was more like 20,000.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (/+uur)

228 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree
Posted by: Jus Sayin at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (J7y21)

I enjoyed his music. Little bit country, little bit rock and roll. Good times music. Some serious reflective ballads, too. Some folks here have a real hate on for him. Just cannot see that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (1z8ji)

229 I guess my joke was too meta.

*sighs*

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (2GVsD)

230 Nitter should do a deal with Musk allowing him to credit viewers as valid hits so that he may enumerate them to advertisers.
X is a public service, there's some law about that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (VPNgR)

231 Aww... my neighbors across the road just brought over a little gift: Chocolate oatmeal cookies and a pound each of elk- and deer- burger.

Awesome! They are so cool!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (rdVOm)

232 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (97NWC)

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As do we all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:34 PM (++7nR)

I can't breath...lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (S41Gd)

233 Shirts should be called 'Razzle Dazzle'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (XeU6L)

234 In 2022 and 2023, the United States had over 1.5 million more excess deaths
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How many deaths did we have that were not in excess?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (VPNgR)

235 Yeah, but you can’t buy that map with Rhodesian pounds.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (97NWC)

Heh. Try buying it with Zimbabwe dollars. Or simoleons, whatever they use. It would take a carload to buy a piece of bubblegum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (1z8ji)

236 >> Packing ice at the poles and draining water from the equator could do a little ice skater’s pirouette on the Earth.

That is very fascinating, and it turns out it works just the opposite of how you would naively think it should. You would think moving water mass from the equator to ice at the poles would lower the moment of inertia and speed the earth up, and when the ice sheets melt, it should slow the earth down.

And it does behave that way over the short term. But over the long term, you have isostatic adjustment, and the result in an icehouse earth with large ice sheets becomes more oblate than a "hothouse" earth with no ice sheets.

So ice age earth is a slower earth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:38 PM (w6EFb)

237 So the theme of the music is 'A little bit gay'?

Thanks for the ONT.

Maybe a lot for the Bee Gees there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:39 PM (Y/06r)

238 also, what is their definition of 'excess deaths.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)

239 I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)

How about the "Sewer of Toronto"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:40 PM (1z8ji)

240 253 also, what is their definition of 'excess deaths.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)

Deaths not planned for in the Five Year Plan, comrade!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:40 PM (Y/06r)

241 I just watched a 1963 Studebaker commercial for the Lark Daytona Skytop, featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor. It was a hoot. AOP, have you seen it?

Posted by: On Youtube at September 01, 2026 11:41 PM (JM9I6)

242 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

You got your Great Lakes, and your not so great Lakes. Ontario and Erie are the latter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:42 PM (1z8ji)

243 Come Monday is a real good song
Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 10:43 PM (0K2fJ)

It is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:43 PM (1z8ji)

244 Anakin: Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

Padme: So we'll stop, right?

Anakin: * stares *

Padme: .....so we'll stop, right?
Posted by: mikeski doesn't think it deserves the actual meme at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

Dr Evil on the phone: Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once Americans stop making memes

Frau Farbissina:

Release the memes!!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 01, 2026 11:43 PM (nbLIj)

245 Packing ice at the poles
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:31 PM (97NWC)

Given the bit about Hunter, above, I should say, "Phrasing?"

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 11:44 PM (kU0PQ)

246 You won't believe what they found at the bottom of me.

Posted by: Lake Tahoe at September 01, 2026 11:44 PM (7YTm2)

247 Mark Carney as Cartman yelling, "respect my authoritay!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:44 PM (2GVsD)

248
Re Classy Tony Romo, one Xer said that a better statement from him would have said, “DWI has killed scores of innocent human beings, and no one should be spared any mercy from doing something so blatantly irresponsible and preventable."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2026 11:45 PM (mmrXZ)

249 "isostatic adjustment"

Don't overdo it! What rotational speed would make the Earth burst like an oversped flywheel?

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

250 Re Classy Tony Romo, one Xer said that a better statement from him would have said, “DWI has killed scores of innocent human beings, and no one should be spared any mercy from doing something so blatantly irresponsible and preventable."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2026 11:45 PM (mmrXZ)

So, she wanted public self excoriation. A display of contrition. Plucked out his own eye?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 PM (Y/06r)

251 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Ruffle-Os were a very short-lived attempt at a potato-based breakfast cereal.
Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)


We'll try it!

Posted by: The Irish at September 01, 2026 11:47 PM (NZPfR)

252 267 "isostatic adjustment"

Don't overdo it! What rotational speed would make the Earth burst like an oversped flywheel?
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

If we redirected a comet to hit Mars, what would happen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 PM (Y/06r)

253 >> 235 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?
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As do we all.

And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about, not to mention the great Eemian.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)

254 You won't believe what they found at the bottom of me.
Posted by: Lake Tahoe
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A colony of angry river otters?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)

255 I can only think of him from the Avenger's movies. I cannot think of anything else I have seen him in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (Y/06r)

256 Nerdygirl:
Lake Ontario has, uh, Rochester? and Toronto. Niagra Falls is near it! So there, smartypants!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)

So Lake America should expect a visit from zombie Jack Benny?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (qx7Zg)

257 Four minutes of Ahmad Jamal.
youtube.com/watch?v=7LKdM7fwPIg

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

258 Carney needs to stop snorting coke off Winnie the Xi's a$$.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

Eh? He's sucking China's dick. Deranged faggot he is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

259 Might as well ask what would happen if a comet struck Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (2GVsD)

260 "If we redirected a comet to hit Mars, what would happen?"

Elon Musk would shit a brick.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

261 30 days, 5600 miles, 9 states (not counting brief incursions into Illinois and Mississippi), 3 National Parks, 3 Buc-ee's visits, 3 laundry runs, multiple 100+ degree days, 5 thunderstorms including one fallen branch on camper, a lifetime of memories.....and we're home!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)

262 And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about, not to mention the great Eemian.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)
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"All perfectly true, no doubt, but not the sort of thing to spring on a lad with a morning head!"

B. Wooster

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (JQ6N+)

263 Looking at IMDB, I have seen him in a few things but did not remember:

Windtalkers
Due South

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (Y/06r)

264 >> What rotational speed would make the Earth burst like an oversped flywheel?

A lot more than we have now. We're nowhere near the Jacobi bifurcation point, much less the Poincaré bifurcation point.

:-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

265 In old Hollywood, Mark Ruffalo would be labeled a 'character actor.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

266 283 In old Hollywood, Mark Ruffalo would be labeled a 'character actor.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

With no real character.

It actually seems almost insulting to great character actors. Like Robert Loggia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (Y/06r)

267 ....and we're home!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH
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Every year during the tour de France I imagine how good those racers' own beds are going to feel when they finally get home. I bet you can't wait

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (/2KcO)

268 Hasn't the Earth suffered two massive impacts? One of which birthed the Moon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (2GVsD)

269 The best thing to do with Hunter Biden is convince him that he's the reincarnation of Charles DeGaulle, dress him appropriately, and send him to either Ukraine or Russia to run their war. Ok, Iran could be a candidate.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 01, 2026 11:53 PM (qx7Zg)

270 Aetius

How about 'bit player' then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (2GVsD)

271
At the Jacobi point, things go triaxial.

At the Poincaré point, things go pear shaped. Literally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb)

272
In 2022 and 2023, the United States had over 1.5 million more excess deaths
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How many deaths did we have that were not in excess?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


Are the scales out of balance?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (Cqx++)

273 I just watched a 1963 Studebaker commercial for the Lark Daytona Skytop, featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor. It was a hoot. AOP, have you seen it?
Posted by: On Youtube at September 01, 2026 11:41 PM (JM9I6)

Must have done, at one time. I think the skytops are scarcer than convertibles. I have a '64 convertible. It is a real fine car. Did some 5000 miles in it in May of this year.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)

274 Might as well ask what would happen if a comet struck Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Unstoppable object -> Immovable object

Some sort of singularity, one supposes.

OTOH, perhaps like a projectile striking a verly large blob of ballistic gel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:55 PM (XeU6L)

275 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Welcome home! I hope Your next road trip sees you into the PNW.

When it does. Please make
Contact. I can steer you to some amazing places here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 11:55 PM (7KluB)

276 Knowing Eddie “Rochester” Anderson from the Jack Benny Show is dating yourself. But so am I. Did you know he first spoke up on the show in 1937?

Crew of USS Nimitz hearing the Jack Benny show on the radio.

Yes, let the bear keep the issue of Esquire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:56 PM (2GVsD)

277 Evening all,

We have a launch early this morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 15-23
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 2, 2026
Launch Time: 01:18 a.m. PDT (0818 UTC, 10:18 CEST)

https://youtu.be/C2M8CpEjHJk

Posted by: Joyenz at September 01, 2026 11:56 PM (2F0/Y)

278 Welcome home, ARiK!

What an adventure!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:56 PM (rdVOm)

279 This is not a comment.






https://youtu.be/LHdmBpDc8R8

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a cigar at September 01, 2026 11:57 PM (Cl/mc)

280 Hey, Joyenz is here!

Hi, Joyenz!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:00 AM (77rzZ)

281 Knowing Eddie “Rochester” Anderson from the Jack Benny Show is dating yourself. But so am I. Did you know he first spoke up on the show in 1937?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:53 PM (97NWC)

I remember Rochester more from his appearances in Charlie Chan movies. I wasn't around in '37 to hear it live.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 12:01 AM (qx7Zg)

282 more oblate than a "hothouse" ... hothouse?

https://youtu.be/EV9OCS2flKk?t=111



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:01 AM (VPNgR)

283 Should I plow through all the reactions to Zuckerwars to see if anyone recognizes Kaya?

So far Kirsche and Celestium have missed it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:02 AM (2GVsD)

284 A colony of angry river otters?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)

There actually was a recent attack at Tahoe. Poor lady got the shit bitten out of her. Just kyacking along and one went crazy on her.

Posted by: Reforger at September 02, 2026 12:02 AM (oKiQH)

285
I remember Rochester more from his appearances in Charlie Chan movies. I wasn't around in '37 to hear it live.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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ah hmmm
_Jack Benny

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:03 AM (VPNgR)

286
There actually was a recent attack at Tahoe. Poor lady got the shit bitten out of her. Just kyacking along and one went crazy on her.

Posted by: Reforger
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What they should have done with that otter securing that he never did it again...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:04 AM (VPNgR)

287 Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:00 AM (77rzZ)

Hey Bulg! Good to see you!

Posted by: Joyenz at September 02, 2026 12:06 AM (2F0/Y)

288 There was an attack by rabid beavers in Maryland, recently, too.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:06 AM (77rzZ)

289 298 Welcome home, ARiK!
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Safe and sound, glad you were able to experience a true rain storm adventure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (VPNgR)

290 >> Hasn't the Earth suffered two massive impacts? One of which birthed the Moon?

With the Moon birthing impact, the Giant Impact Hypothesis, a Mars sized body hit what you call "proto-earth". So, the current earth-moon system was the product of that. Proto-earth was about 90% the mass of earth now.

There have been about 200 "big impacts" confirmed, with crater structures found. Of these the three Big Ones, are one in South Africa, crater about 150 miles wide, maybe 180, dating to 2 billion years ago.

Then one in Canada about 150 miles dated to 1.8 billion, and then the Dino killer, 66 million years ago, about 110 miles wide.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

291 On second thought, got four model planes on workbench in need of sanding and painting.

More important than watching more reaction videos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (2GVsD)

292 It was Mantan Moreland in the Charlie Chan movies. He was in 13 of them. Rochester was not in any.

Posted by: Number One Son at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (JM9I6)

293 Sleepy Joe and Mitch the Bitch are 50% dead.

Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2026 12:08 AM (yAZGf)

294 The aptly named Digital Camouflage may look like a hideous Hawaiian shirt, but its seemingly abstract pattern was created with a very specific purpose in mind – to prevent AI-powered CCTV cameras from recognizing the wearer as a person.



I want

I had thought my face would be sufficient

Posted by: Taking No Chances Miklos at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (4RYRd)

295 Troopers in LA use 10/22s at the canals to clear nutria.
They could do the same with the otters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (VPNgR)

296 The Earth has been a celestial punching bag in a solar system wide game of billiards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (2GVsD)

297 I’ve always been more afraid of rabies than I’ve ever been of covid.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:10 AM (77rzZ)

298 “Rochester” had a very distinctive voice. I’d say a lot more people would recognize it than could name him, or even his character on the Jack Benny Show.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Oh Jack....

Posted by: Reparations Rochester at September 02, 2026 12:11 AM (4RYRd)

299 solar system wide game of billiards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (2GVsD
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Cue the billiards puns

Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2026 12:12 AM (Ws+88)

300 Good to see you too, Joyenz!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:12 AM (77rzZ)

301 The Earth has been a celestial punching bag in a solar system wide game of billiards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (2GVsD)

Not just Earth. The Moon, Mars, Mercury, Venus. We watched comet Shoemaker-Levy smash into Jupiter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:13 AM (1z8ji)

302 And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about




I think that was the official name of the Earth Shoes my Mama bought me circa 1974.

My friends called them "chili bean shoes"

Posted by: Do not mention the Nehru jacket at September 02, 2026 12:14 AM (4RYRd)

303 I'd comment but I've had too much to drink. I'm not sure why that should stop me but, apparently, I have standards of some kind. Who knew? (Not me.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (CHHv1)

304
The earth's oblateness is not noticeable to the eye in full earth pictures from space. Jupiter's however is. Jupiter's flatness is about 7%, and you can see that in pictures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

305 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.
Posted by: Ripley

In New Orleans that would be Melpomene, the Greek muse of Tragedy.

Posted by: Miklos notes ironically at September 02, 2026 12:16 AM (4RYRd)

306 Hot House, bass only.

https://youtu.be/3Dp-tdQkqi4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:17 AM (VPNgR)

307 I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.
Posted by: Diogenes

Done and done.

That guy is now on lighthouse/lamp duty

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at September 02, 2026 12:18 AM (4RYRd)

308 Don’t take oblateness if you are allergic to oblateness, or to any of its ingredients.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:18 AM (77rzZ)

309 The earth's oblateness is not noticeable to the eye in full earth pictures from space. Jupiter's however is. Jupiter's flatness is about 7%, and you can see that in pictures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

We can fix that!

Posted by: Hollywood Plastic Surgeons at September 02, 2026 12:18 AM (1z8ji)

310 Could you even call it Earth when it was just Proto-Earth?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


They didn't have liberals back then, so yes. Only first triepoch abortions were permitted.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 12:19 AM (VHUov)

311 World’s Ugliest Hawaiian Shirt Was Designed to Make You Invisible to AI Surveillance Cameras

But now they just have to add those images to the AI training, right? There's no guarantee that the AI won't pick it up in the upgrade next week.

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 02, 2026 12:20 AM (CqZOC)

312 I'd comment but I've had too much to drink. I'm not sure why that should stop me but, apparently, I have standards of some kind. Who knew? (Not me.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (CHHv1)

Robert the Cat walked on the keyboard? Would that explain it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 12:22 AM (qx7Zg)

313 Zimbabwe, last I heard, was using U.S. dollars.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

They...they were

Posted by: USAID Alumni Association at September 02, 2026 12:22 AM (4RYRd)

314 That’s OK. That 6th Grader can still run rings around PM Carney in geography.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:28 AM (8HjLl)

315 Your money or your life!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:29 AM (Cqx++)

316 Good on the MD sheriff. He gets it.

Unlike the former General William McManus, San Antonio Police Department, Commanding, who whined and cried about having to arrest those SWEETHEARTS who have done nothing wrong but enter the country evading PoEs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:30 AM (8HjLl)

317 Your money or your life!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Fiddle-dee-dee!

Posted by: Jack Benny as Scarlett O'Hara at September 02, 2026 12:30 AM (4RYRd)

318 327 And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about




I think that was the official name of the Earth Shoes my Mama bought me circa 1974.

My friends called them "chili bean shoes"
Posted by: Do not mention the Nehru jacket at September 02, 2026 12:14 AM (4RYRd)

What about the Nehru jacket?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:31 AM (8HjLl)

319 By the way, those Zimbabweans still owe us a big chunk of our cut

Posted by: USAID Unemployed but Financially Comfortable Alumni Association, an IRS approved NGO at September 02, 2026 12:33 AM (4RYRd)

320 330
The earth's oblateness is not noticeable to the eye in full earth pictures from space. Jupiter's however is. Jupiter's flatness is about 7%, and you can see that in pictures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

The brown dwarf star. If it were just 65% more massive, it gives off light.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:33 AM (8HjLl)

321 Aren't you always walking uphill in Earth Shoes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:34 AM (Cqx++)

322 What about the Nehru jacket?
Posted by: Cow Demon

That went rolled up in the book bag BEFORE the school bus arrived.

Posted by: the 70s had many, many flaws and fashion errors at September 02, 2026 12:35 AM (4RYRd)

323 Aren't you always walking uphill in Earth Shoes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Both ways

Posted by: try telling the kids that at September 02, 2026 12:36 AM (4RYRd)

324 Eh? He's sucking China's dick. Deranged faggot he is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

When he is not sucking off the EU, that is.

Because, remember, the relationship that Canada has had with a country which something like 85% of its exports goes to, in PM Carney’s words, “…is…over”.

Dumbass needs to read a map.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:38 AM (8HjLl)

325 Ice Ages are bad for plants and other growing things. Warmer is better!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


This historically-low CO2 level isn't great for them, either. Burn more things!

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 12:38 AM (VHUov)

326 The brown dwarf star. If it were just 65% more massive, it gives off light.
Posted by: Cow Demon

You must be mistaken.

Darleen ain't much for tanning.

Don't even fit on the beds at the Salon

Posted by: Miklos Corrects the Record at September 02, 2026 12:38 AM (4RYRd)

327 Maybe better would be to make the AI recognize you as a potted plant or the like.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

needs moar boobs

Posted by: Dr. Matt Taylor, actual Space Scientist who had that Trouble Shirt at September 02, 2026 12:42 AM (4RYRd)

328 Carney won’t last.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:40 AM (97NWC)

He has a tranny kid. Right there, you know he is a cuck.

Posted by: Hollywood Plastic Surgeons at September 02, 2026 12:43 AM (1z8ji)

329 Don’t take oblateness if you are allergic to oblateness, or to any of its ingredients.
Posted by: Bulg

Obla-te
Obla-da

Life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

Posted by: nominated for lamest Lyrics of All Time at September 02, 2026 12:45 AM (4RYRd)

330 Warmer goes with more CO2: the oceans “outgas”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Taco Tuesday, man

Posted by: the oceans at September 02, 2026 12:46 AM (4RYRd)

331 130 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

To this dude from TX, seeing Lake Ontario for the first time while stopping at a Service Center on the 401 was pretty damn impressive. Seeing the water extend behind the horizon…

…and realizing that I am looking at a fucking LAKE.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:47 AM (8HjLl)

332 Carney won’t last.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Carney's Canada is a sideshow

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:48 AM (4RYRd)

333 "side-show Mark" just doesn't have that zing.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 12:51 AM (rbvCR)

334 284 283 In old Hollywood, Mark Ruffalo would be labeled a 'character actor.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

With no real character.

It actually seems almost insulting to great character actors. Like Robert Loggia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (Y/06r)

Hell yes, it does!

Posted by: Frank Morgan at September 02, 2026 12:51 AM (/aZwr)

335 and realizing that I am looking at a fucking LAKE.
Posted by: Cow Demon

That was before the GLP-1 drugs

Posted by: Rikki Lake at September 02, 2026 12:52 AM (4RYRd)

336 Step right up, step right up

For ONE SINGLE AMERICAN DOLLAR

Posted by: Sideshow Mark needs the money at September 02, 2026 12:55 AM (4RYRd)

337 That was before the GLP-1 drugs
Posted by: Rikki Lake at September 02, 2026 12:52 AM (4RYRd)

Ellen DeGeneris was found face-down in you, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:58 AM (1z8ji)

338 To this dude from TX, seeing Lake Ontario for the first time while stopping at a Service Center on the 401 was pretty damn impressive. Seeing the water extend behind the horizon…

…and realizing that I am looking at a fucking LAKE.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:47 AM (8HjLl)

I will never forget the first time I saw them in person. Lake Michigan, looking north after driving from Traverse City Airport. Got to the Traverse Point Lighthouse Park, got out and hiked up to the point. Couldn't believe what I was seeing. I had to pull the car over later, get out and test the water to make sure it was actually fresh. Damn me if it wasn't. I still couldn't believe it. Years later I sailed on them a bit - those lakes could throw up some serious waves and weather. Not anything to be trifled with. But boldly beautiful.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 02, 2026 12:59 AM (/aZwr)

339 Has everyone gone to bed?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 01:07 AM (97NWC)


I'm only up because I am waiting for my wife to come home from work.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 01:10 AM (rbvCR)

340 >>Has everyone gone to bed?

Not yet. Just reading along & don't have anything of interest to add.

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:11 AM (rdVOm)

341 He picked Ontario for the name, a little smudgy to Carney, no other reason. He may even let Carney negotiate it back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:11 AM (VPNgR)

342 But if you are interested, I canned 5 quarts of tomatoes today, and I have a gallon and a half of tomatoes cooking down in the crock pot to sauce. I expect to get 4 pints.
Tomatoes, rosemary, garlic and peppers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 01:11 AM (rbvCR)

343 You know, Hudson Bay is to all intents and purposes, a lake. Or an inland sea. And Canada does nothing with it. Build a dam across the entrance, pump it out, and see what happens to the climate, why don't you? It's underlain by mainly ancient Paleozoic sediments but there might be some source shales there that could be fracked for their hydrocarbon content.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:12 AM (1z8ji)

344 372 Has everyone gone to bed?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 01:07 AM (97NWC)


The Singapore SEA contingent is still "in the chat" buddy!

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 02, 2026 01:12 AM (/aZwr)

345 >>>don't have anything of interest to add.

Posted by: JQ
---

That's your cover anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:12 AM (VPNgR)

346 Heh. Kitty just cleaned up most of the spaghetti sauce on my dinner plate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:13 AM (1z8ji)

347 Lake Michigan is impressive.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

You oughta see what's under dere

Posted by: Mobbed-up Mikoos with finger on nose at September 02, 2026 01:15 AM (4RYRd)

348 Hey Horde, how are you all?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2026 01:15 AM (ibDUx)

349 Hey Horde, how are you all?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2026 01:15 AM (ibDUx)

I am well. How are you? Hugs outgoing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:16 AM (1z8ji)

350 That's your cover anyway.
Posted by: Braenyard

?? "cover"?
Just staring at the screen & refreshing from time to time...

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:16 AM (rdVOm)

351 Has everyone gone to bed?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Not mine

Posted by: Miklos goes to check anyway at September 02, 2026 01:17 AM (4RYRd)

352 Heh. Kitty just cleaned up most of the spaghetti sauce on my dinner plate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Haha. That's typical-- I've lived with cats most of my life and every one of them liked spaghetti sauce (or other tomato-based sauce).

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

353 The Dames is here

*finishes polishing the oversized Margarita glasses*

*gets more ice*

Posted by: Genial Late Nite Bartender Miklos at September 02, 2026 01:19 AM (4RYRd)

354 Hi, Debby!

How's it going on your side of the country? Got sprinkles here today, probably steady rain tomorrow & Thurs.

So glad for the break from heat!

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)

355 There are sliced peaches in the ice box and powdered sugar (confectioner's sugar to some) in the cabinet. hmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:21 AM (VPNgR)

356 Posted by: Genial Late Nite Bartender Miklos

Oooo... a spicy margarita would taste excellent right now. Yes, please!

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:21 AM (rdVOm)

357 There are sliced peaches in the ice box and powdered sugar (confectioner's sugar to some) in the cabinet. hmm
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:21 AM (VPNgR)

I was given a couple of pieces of yummy-looking cake. Going to go fetch that, and eat it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:22 AM (1z8ji)

358 *disinfects imported jalapenos*

Can't be too careful these days

Posted by: One Spicy 'Rita coming right up at September 02, 2026 01:24 AM (4RYRd)

359 *disinfects imported jalapenos*

Can't be too careful these days
Posted by: One Spicy 'Rita coming right up at September 02, 2026 01:24 AM (4RYRd)

100,000 rads of gamma ought to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:25 AM (1z8ji)

360 Hugs back AOP, I am well as well.

Hi JQ, it has been misting on and off here today, very cloudy skies and cooler temps too.

Miklos, a Margarita sounds delish right now, many thanks.


Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2026 01:25 AM (ibDUx)

361 Local grocery has an excellent bakery dept. They make mini-loaves of Angel Food cake (which is great for small households) and I'll smother slices of it with chopped fruit that I've mixed with sugar so there's a light syrup. Soaks into the spongey cake and is divine when topped with whipped cream!

Peaches, strawberries, raspberries, oranges...

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:30 AM (rdVOm)

362 a Margarita sounds delish right now, many thanks.


Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

*goes ahead and makes a pitcher*

Shoulda known this by now

Posted by: Miklos, the ususal at September 02, 2026 01:31 AM (4RYRd)

363 *goes ahead and makes a pitcher*

Shoulda known this by now
Posted by: Miklos, the ususal
------------

*places foldin' moneys on bar for Miklos*

Thank you!!

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:33 AM (rdVOm)

364 The only thing that I have in the house that is sweet is a bag of Hoodsie's in the freezer that I have for my grandkids.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2026 01:34 AM (ibDUx)

365 *places foldin' moneys on bar for Miklos*

Thank you!!
Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:33 AM (rdVOm)

Back in the 1920's - 1930's, Canada had 25-cent bank notes. Commonly called "shinplasters". I have one somewhere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:35 AM (1z8ji)

366 387 The Dames is here
--

About time. Hey, Debby.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:36 AM (VPNgR)

367 I have some Key Lime Pie in the fridge.

Due to the glories of American Free Markets, logistics, and Fossils Fuels, I didn't even have to go to Florida for it!

Posted by: or even make it, Miklos admits at September 02, 2026 01:37 AM (4RYRd)

368 Back in the 1920's - 1930's, Canada had 25-cent bank notes. Commonly called "shinplasters". I have one somewhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

IDNKT. Interesting.

shinplasters? Now, *there's* a word...

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:38 AM (rdVOm)

369 I have some Key Lime Pie in the fridge.

Due to the glories of American Free Markets, logistics, and Fossils Fuels, I didn't even have to go to Florida for it!
Posted by: or even make it, Miklos admits at September 02, 2026 01:37 AM (4RYRd)

Key, key, key Limate Change!

Posted by: Al Gore, breathing hard at September 02, 2026 01:39 AM (1z8ji)

370 Back in the 1920's - 1930's, Canada had 25-cent bank notes. Commonly called "shinplasters". I have one somewhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Some pubs in Hungary are decorated with old banknotes from a period of what may still be the highest inflation on record anywhere.

100 million....500 million...one billion....

Posted by: Miklos is a Billionaire in Turkish Old Lira and old Yugo/Serbian Dinars at September 02, 2026 01:40 AM (4RYRd)

371 Weren't we all told that Algore would forever disappear within 5 or 7 or maybe 10 years max if we don't ACT NOW?

Posted by: that's how Miklos remembers it (didn't act) at September 02, 2026 01:43 AM (4RYRd)

372 398 The only thing that I have in the house that is sweet is a bag of Hoodsie's in the freezer that I have for my grandkids.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
---

I'm addicted to sugar. Give me a Whitman's Sampler or bag of little powdered donuts. They're gone. Occasionally there are chocolate cover almonds, peaches or pineapple that I declare as health food.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:45 AM (VPNgR)

373 There was a bar, off-base from Misawa AB, where military personnel would write a message on US$ notes and post them around the place-- behind the bar, on the ceiling, down the walls... XH & I put one there too before we PCS'd out.

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)

374 1938 all over again with military purge leading to disaster. For Russia in 1941. America today as military leaders are replaced with Hegseth's stooges.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 02, 2026 01:46 AM (Wv5MG)

375 >> Weren't we all told that Algore would forever disappear within 5 or 7 or maybe 10 years max if we don't ACT NOW?

LOL. Another broken demonrat promise...

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:46 AM (rdVOm)

376 Algore will go away when they lay him to rest.
Grifters gotta grift. It's what they do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:49 AM (VPNgR)

377 Al Gore, the crazed sex poodle, sometimes I forget about him.

Hey Braenyard, what are you having to drink? Since Miklos made a pitcher I am going to run a tab.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2026 01:49 AM (ibDUx)

378 Back in the 1920's - 1930's, Canada had 25-cent bank notes. Commonly called "shinplasters". I have one somewhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

So you're that guy

Posted by: Displeased bartender at the Commercial Hotel, Edmonton at September 02, 2026 01:50 AM (4RYRd)

379 There was a bar, off-base from Misawa AB, where military personnel would write a message on US$ notes and post them around the place-- behind the bar, on the ceiling, down the walls... XH & I put one there too before we PCS'd out.
Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 01:45 AM (rdVOm)

The bar in Tortilla Flats, AZ, has dollar bills, and some foreign currency, with names inscribed, plastered all over the walls and ceiling. Wakefield Inn in B.C. had that, too, also the Beaverdell Hotel, IIRC. And the bar in Uranium City, Saskatchewan, too, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:52 AM (1z8ji)

380 Give me a Whitman's Sampler
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

https://tinyurl.com/3atdztx4

Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at September 02, 2026 01:53 AM (4RYRd)

381 I am going to run a tab.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Uh, Miss-

The Co-Cola people stopped making that diet Tab around 25 years ago.

Might still be some out back if want me to look

Posted by: EMiklos notes that it was a lousy mixer at September 02, 2026 01:57 AM (4RYRd)

382 Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at September 02, 2026 01:46 AM (Wv5MG)

So they are purging all the fags, Commies, and queers. You have a problem with that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:00 AM (1z8ji)

383 Co-ca Co-ra! Yes Coke Yes!

Posted by: JQ in Japan at September 02, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)

384 Wait, I just watched a video of old math vs new math. They really tried the new math way?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:02 AM (Y/06r)

385 AOP, do you suppose that 'exodus' is rainman's sock? Makes about as much sense.

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)

386 It seems cumbersome as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:02 AM (Y/06r)

387 420 AOP, do you suppose that 'exodus' is rainman's sock? Makes about as much sense.
Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)

Someone has said in the past that he's not really a troll per se, just a practitioner of Dadaism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:03 AM (Y/06r)

388 The bar in Tortilla Flats, AZ, has dollar bills, and some foreign currency, with names inscribed, plastered all over the walls and ceiling. And the bar in Uranium City, Saskatchewan, too, I think.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I am willing to believe that there is a real place named Tortilla Flats, because tortillas, in their natural state, are flat.

The possibility of building an entire city of Uranium, however, raises certain obvious questions.

Posted by: Sceptical Miklos recongizes why Ville Platte in Cajun Country is called that at September 02, 2026 02:03 AM (4RYRd)

389 AOP, do you suppose that 'exodus' is rainman's sock? Makes about as much sense.
Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:02 AM (rdVOm)

I don't know if making a sock puppet is in his skill set. If he did, he would probably argue with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:05 AM (1z8ji)

390 The possibility of building an entire city of Uranium, however, raises certain obvious questions.
Posted by: Sceptical Miklos recongizes why Ville Platte in Cajun Country is called that at September 02, 2026 02:03 AM (4RYRd)

It is a real place. They mined uranium there, in the 1950's mostly. Veins of pitchblende in granite rock. Mostly a ghost town now. I was there, circa 1980. On the north shore of Lake Athabaska, which is a very big lake.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:08 AM (1z8ji)

391 Wait, I just watched a video of old math vs new math. They really tried the new math way?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Six of one, 46.1538% of a Baker's Dozen of the other.

Posted by: Miklos notes that slide rules can get hung up on pocket pen protectors at September 02, 2026 02:10 AM (4RYRd)

392 Hey Braenyard, what are you having to drink? Since Miklos made a pitcher I am going to run a tab.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
---

Thank you so much but regretfully I got ahead of myself and with much regret must bid everyone good evening and good night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:10 AM (VPNgR)

393 428 Wait, I just watched a video of old math vs new math. They really tried the new math way?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Six of one, 46.1538% of a Baker's Dozen of the other.

Posted by: Miklos notes that slide rules can get hung up on pocket pen protectors at September 02, 2026 02:10 AM (4RYRd)

It just seems like a far more cumbersome way to cypher. Cipher? Which is the correct usage for just doing arithmetic by hand?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:11 AM (Y/06r)

394 Doggone it! After midnight here, and I am suddenly become sleepy. Night, Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:12 AM (1z8ji)

395
Veins of Pitchblende would be an OK band name

For one Concept Album, maybe

Posted by: Miklos thinks a glow in the dark album cover at September 02, 2026 02:14 AM (4RYRd)

396 Veins of Pitchblende would be an OK band name

For one Concept Album, maybe
Posted by: Miklos thinks a glow in the dark album cover at September 02, 2026 02:14 AM (4RYRd)

'Pitchblende Veins', maybe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:15 AM (Y/06r)

397 Cipher? Which is the correct usage for just doing arithmetic by hand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Nought from nought is nought, carry the nought

Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Bodine at September 02, 2026 02:15 AM (4RYRd)

398 'Pitchblende Veins', maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You're gonna want money for this, aren't you?

Posted by: Don Kirshner, a Don Kirschner Production by Don Kirschner at September 02, 2026 02:18 AM (4RYRd)

399 You're gonna want money for this, aren't you?
Posted by: Don Kirshner, a Don Kirschner Production by Don Kirschner at September 02, 2026 02:18 AM (4RYRd)

I don't make the memes- I make the memes better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:20 AM (Y/06r)

400 After midnight here, and I am suddenly become sleepy. Night, Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Rest

Sleep

Gather your Strength until our Time of Greatest Need

For The People know, and wait

Then AWAKE! And lead your People to FREEDOM!

Posted by: The Grand Peonic Duchy of Alberta at September 02, 2026 02:22 AM (4RYRd)

401 I don't make the memes- I make the memes better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Heh. Brought to us by BASF?

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

402 I don't make the memes- I make the memes better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ima hafta run this by Corporate

Posted by: Big Meme at September 02, 2026 02:25 AM (4RYRd)

403 438 I don't make the memes- I make the memes better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Heh. Brought to us by BASF?
Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:22 AM (rdVOm)

Is it real (or live?) or is it Memorex?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:25 AM (Y/06r)

404 Heh. Brought to us by BASF?
Posted by: JQ

It was Memorex

Now I can tell

Posted by: Ella Fitzgerald at September 02, 2026 02:26 AM (4RYRd)

405 Night AOP, night Braenyard.

Nudges empty glass in the direction of the genial gent behind the bar and checks to see if JQ is ready for a refill.

We need some tunes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2026 02:31 AM (ibDUx)

406 https://youtu.be/EPOIS5taqA8

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:34 AM (rdVOm)

407
*eyes empty pitcher, gets fresh one*

*extra long straws, easier for everybody*

These here dames ain't foolin' around

*plays the K-tel Zamfir/Boxcar Willie/Slim Whitman Classic Collection until paid to stop*

Posted by: Miklos got bills to pay too, ya know at September 02, 2026 02:37 AM (4RYRd)

408 https://youtu.be/EPOIS5taqA8
Posted by: JQ

FUN FACT

Jackie DeShannon wrote "Betty Davis Eyes".

But earlier she wrote my favorite Irma Thomas song, "Breakaway"

Posted by: Miklos thinks dancing is mandatory when Breakaway comes on the jukebox at September 02, 2026 02:42 AM (4RYRd)

409 Surely if it were not the Saint Lawrence River, it would wish to be the River of Diogenes.

Posted by: frammish at September 02, 2026 02:43 AM (rcENI)

410 https://youtu.be/nuauBoqpono

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

411 I really miss Jimmy Buffett. He could turn a phrase and everybody could sing it. His song with Toby Keith was... perfect. But I followed him from the beginning, saw him three times in concert, and was never disappointed.

RIP.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 02, 2026 02:55 AM (dEHLq)

412 Night, all. Time for shuteye here.

Posted by: JQ at September 02, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

413 Mama Lixtiquatal may not have a whole lot of time left so I'm trying to get an appellate reply brief as done as I can before I have to turn my attention to family matters. While reasonably compos mentos, she sleeps most of the time and hardly eats anything. So I'm here because I need to take breaks every now and then. Reply briefs aren't nearly as fun as opening briefs.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 02, 2026 02:57 AM (Fv808)

414 Surely if it were not the Saint Lawrence River, it would wish to be the River of Diogenes.
Posted by: frammish

Diogenes...is a River unto his people!

Posted by: Auda abu Tayi, from that movie at September 02, 2026 03:00 AM (4RYRd)

415 Night JQ, I'm just going to sip and listen to a little music, then I promise to toddle off to bed.

Dark, prayers up for your Mama, and for you too.

tcn, I have a few Jimmy Buffett albums in the house, never went to a show of his though.

Sweet dreams, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 02, 2026 03:04 AM (ibDUx)

416
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 02, 2026 02:57 AM (Fv80

================

I'm glad for you about the work. I had to give up my job to take care of the elderly relative I'm living with now. Brief on!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 03:07 AM (mmrXZ)

417 *clocks out*

*casually tosses keys onto the bar*

Posted by: Miklos just joined the Teamsters and Bartenders Local 569 at September 02, 2026 03:07 AM (4RYRd)

418 Posted by: Doof at 10:00 PM

Looky thar!
Congratulations, Doof.

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 03:09 AM (odBC9)

419
Is it real (or live?) or is it Memorex?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 02:25 AM (Y/06r)

(Sits in front of speakers, turns up classical music way up to 11, catches the wine glass being pushed across the floor)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 03:21 AM (8HjLl)

420 Miklos, if you are still around, would you please shoot me an email to the address in the left sidebar?

Thanks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 02, 2026 03:26 AM (HwKLm)

421 377 You know, Hudson Bay is to all intents and purposes, a lake. Or an inland sea. And Canada does nothing with it. Build a dam across the entrance, pump it out, and see what happens to the climate, why don't you? It's underlain by mainly ancient Paleozoic sediments but there might be some source shales there that could be fracked for their hydrocarbon content.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:12 AM (1z8ji

That could catalyze our selling of decarbonised oil.

Posted by: PM Carney at September 02, 2026 03:29 AM (pKv0r)

422 246 Aww... my neighbors across the road just brought over a little gift: Chocolate oatmeal cookies and a pound each of elk- and deer- burger.

Awesome! They are so cool!
Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (rdVOm)

Nice!

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 03:38 AM (odBC9)

423 30 Burkina Faso had a better name before.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

My beloved fourth grade teacher assigned me to write a report on some place called Upper Volta. I remembered from the news it changed its name. So I told her there was no Upper Volta anymore. And what happened with that. I had to look up the new name, and I did. Extra points. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 03:38 AM (pKv0r)

424 Been awake the last hour

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 03:50 AM (Ia/+0)

425
I was assigned to report on Bechuanaland when our fourth grade class covered all the countries of Africa.

Mrs. Crandall made the assignment's by telling a Dad joke: "Krebs, I Bechuanaland". Good one, Mrs. C!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 03:51 AM (JLzG+)

426
That could catalyze our selling of decarbonised oil.
Posted by: PM Carney


Seeing as how you have already mastered Deintelligentized Governance, it is good for you to seek new worlds to conquer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 03:55 AM (JLzG+)

427
Diogenes...is a River unto his people!
Posted by: Auda abu Tayi, from that movie


And that is why he is not wealthy.

(Do not mention to Diogenes the great box filled with gold in Aqaba.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 04:03 AM (JLzG+)

428 Decarbonised oil would be... hydrogen?

And we all know that no one is ever going to want to buy a hydrogen powered car.

Although little tiny personal Hindenbergs zipping down the roads piloted by road rage and halfwits making videos about how terrible men are would be kind of fun to watch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:04 AM (Ot/FD)

429 "So what do you guys do with all the carbon you've strained out of your oil?"

"Burn it."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:08 AM (Ot/FD)

430
Although little tiny personal Hindenbergs zipping down the roads piloted by road rage and halfwits making videos about how terrible men are would be kind of fun to watch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


The betting action on whether a vehicular fire was caused by an electric battery or its hydrogen supply would be intense.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 04:08 AM (JLzG+)

431
Decarbonized oil is the Philosopher's Stone of our age.

Truly, there is no new thing under the sun.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 04:10 AM (JLzG+)

432 I would totally paint flames on the side of my Hindenwagen.

Hydrogen burns with a more or less clear flame though, doesn't it?

....

Ghost flames, maybe? Nah, too 2010.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:12 AM (Ot/FD)

433
...halfwits making videos about how terrible men are...


"My Man Sucks, So I Am Ditching Him"

"Why Won't Men Date Single Moms?"

"I Made A Bad Mistake By Ditching My Man"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 04:15 AM (JLzG+)

434 ...halfwits making videos about how terrible men are...

"My Man Sucks, So I Am Ditching Him"

"Why Won't Men Date Single Moms?"

"I Made A Bad Mistake By Ditching My Man"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 04:15 AM (JLzG+)


Nose Ring Theory, man.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:15 AM (Ot/FD)

435
"Facial Ink And Shrapnel Aside, Why Won't Anyone Hire Me?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 04:17 AM (JLzG+)

436 I am so glad that I grew up before the internet and also have some semblance of sense, so that I don't need to put a video of myself and my feelings online.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:18 AM (W90Ou)

437 My childhood globe (circa 1975) is still at my mom's house and it still has South Vietnam.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 02, 2026 04:21 AM (Fv808)

438 "Facial Ink And Shrapnel Aside, Why Won't Anyone Hire Me?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 04:17 AM (JLzG+)

Going through TSA must be a whole damn adventure for them.

Imagine having to ask "Is there anything metal in your pockets" with a straight face to some yutz with half of aisle 6 at the local True Value bolted to their head.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:23 AM (Ot/FD)

439 Happy Birthday to Keanu Reeves, who apparently one of the really nice guys in Hollywood . From
"Good News Network" site:

https://tinyurl.com/5h6wjnb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:26 AM (W90Ou)

440 I IDENTIFY AS NON-FERROUS

Posted by: the face metal is mainly ballast counterweight to the actual flab at September 02, 2026 04:27 AM (4RYRd)

441 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

Cats & Dogs Cafe

shipdestroysnazisub.jpg
US Coast Guard Cutter Spencer Destroys The Nazi Submarine U-175,
April 17, 1943
From @LostTemple7


Baby bat snuggles with her teddy bear.

Thirteen year old senior dog found on the streets of Atlanta finally has a home.

Sexual harassment on the farm. And more debauchery.

Cat massages the dog.

Dog wants the cat to scratch his hind.

Dog lets in the mail-man, then sees him out.

Orange kitten works on his rapid-batting attack.

Elephant fills up at the pump.

Baby skunks stamping to show that they're tough guys with a powerful stink.

Smooth criminal shadow puppetry.

From Arthur Kimes: Rhinos disagree about lions being the "king" of the jungle.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 Oh, hi!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (zYpTz)

2 I went through some of my old draft posts and collected some old material... I hope this is new. You might see some things I posted before.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)

3 US Coast Guard Cutter Spencer Destroys The Nazi Submarine U-175,
April 17, 1943

Imagine what that would do to Canada's two submarines from the Edmonton Mall.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)

4 I was on an interviewing team earlier this afternoon. It was a Zoom interview (of course).

The candidate got a good view of three of my five cats during the interview process (Penny, Allie, and Chloe).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)

5 We need to do man on the street videos with the guys on that destroyer. What is a woman? How many genders? Can men play in women's sports? Is a mother responsible if she strangles her three children one by one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (zZu0s)

6
I am injured by looking at repeat videos.

See ya in court.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (/QHx4)

7 Cats & Dogs Cafe
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Are they living together?!

Posted by: Peter Venkman at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

9 I would never let anyone see my pussy on a Zoom call.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)

10 The candidate got a good view of three of my five cats during the interview process (Penny, Allie, and Chloe).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)

I just had a mental image of Vader talking g to the Emperor on the holo and a couple of the emperor's hairless cats stroll through frame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

11 Elephant fills up at the pump.
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I admit I'm a bit curious what that feels like...Snorting a bunch of water up your nose, then squirting it out of your nose and down your throat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

12 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)

13 I just had a mental image of Vader talking g to the Emperor on the holo and a couple of the emperor's hairless cats stroll through frame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)
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I could see Emperor Palpatine as a "cat person."

Vader (Anakin) strikes me as a "dog person."

Maybe that's why they had a falling out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)

14 "I admit I'm a bit curious what that feels like"

You got trunk envy?

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

15 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)
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Tomorrow's Art Thread is going to be LIT!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)

16
We can have fun with the injured thing.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (/QHx4)

17 Polar bear cub and traffic cone and mom LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (DzHyO)

18 I couldn't find the Johnny Depp version of Sleepy Hollow anywhere. It's on YouTube!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (l26NL)

19 I suggest Norman Rockwell. Everybody likes Rockwell, right?

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

20 I would never let anyone see my pussy on a Zoom call.
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)
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Yeah, I kinda know how that feels....

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin' at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (Fi81e)

21
fd,

Some people will complain, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (/QHx4)

22 We can have fun with the injured thing.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (/QHx4)
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"Aesthetic injury" is going to be our new favorite AoSHQ meme and it's going to be AWESOME!

Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)

23
Went out early this morning before the rain hit (it didn't). Thought I'd go to Confession, which was from 8:30 to 9:30. Got there at 8:10. The priest didn't show up until 8:45. By that time there was a line of about 25 people. Hope they got their opportunity.

Went shopping. Bought some frozen things in addition. As usual, got behind someone in the checkout line who had problems.

Got home. Didn't move for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 07:31 PM (wHs2E)

24
Perfessor, i hope it comes back and bites him in the ass.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:32 PM (/QHx4)

25 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)
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Tomorrow's Art Thread is going to be LIT!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
___________

No it won't. I'm already working on a restraining order.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:32 PM (XvL8K)

26 "Aesthetic injury" is going to be our new favorite AoSHQ meme and it's going to be AWESOME!

Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)
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The Legal Standing of Feelz.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:32 PM (Fi81e)

27 "Aesthetic injury" is going to be our new favorite AoSHQ meme and it's going to be AWESOME!

Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)

I've missed whatever this is about. Is it beat like a dead horse on a previous thread from today? I was at work and stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)

28
Axeman, yep

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:33 PM (/QHx4)

29
Hope this "aesthetic injury" stuff means we see more John Martin and Edward Landseer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 07:34 PM (wHs2E)

30 Starting with a rabid bat is no way to welcome well-adjusted folks to the Cafe. Only miscreants and scalawags would approve.

Posted by: Penguin Benevolent Society at September 01, 2026 07:35 PM (JM9I6)

31 A Thai resort city is cracking down on prostitution ahead of the arrival of a San Diego-based US Navy aircraft carrier carrying about 5,000 sailors and Marines after more than 200 consecutive days at sea.

The USS Abraham Lincoln is due to dock Wednesday near Pattaya — one of Thailand’s best-known nightlife destinations — along with two accompanying Navy vessels.

Police have stepped up patrols around the city’s beachfront and nightlife areas ahead of the visit. Raids over the weekend detained roughly 40 to 50 people on suspicion of prostitution, according to The Independent.

“We are doing our best, but it is difficult,” Pattaya police chief Anek Srathongyoo said Monday, noting that sex workers could solicit people in public without authorities knowing.

Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, although the sex trade remains highly visible in tourist destinations including Pattaya and parts of Bangkok.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2026 07:36 PM (/OKHJ)

32 Maybe we can just do ASCII art. Surely that will not offend anyone's asciisthetic sensibilities.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:37 PM (MWfyi)

33
CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:38 PM (/QHx4)

34 Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...

Legions of ambulance chasers are training their AI models as we speak.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 07:39 PM (vTZFs)

35 CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:38 PM (/QHx4)
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Sometimes there's no boobs anywhere!

Posted by: That Guy at September 01, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

36 Thanks for the fuzzies!

Just... 1, 2, carry the three... three!, Three more days until the weekend.

Please God, let that matter again soon!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 07:40 PM (aJQbY)

37 CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons
__________

Agreed. But occasionally, I'm sure he knows exactly what he's doing and chuckles to himself.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:40 PM (XvL8K)

38
CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons


Rothko to the rescue!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 07:42 PM (Cqx++)

39 I love the cat and dog friend videos the best. Reminds me of my childhood.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt)

40 >>>Baby bat snuggles with her teddy bear.

Someone should tell that filthy bat that you can't suck blood out of a teddy bear.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 01, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)

41 I wish CBD would post more Bosch. It's got something for everyone.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (MWfyi)

42 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

43 Dog and sheep...

I have been that dog. I know that sheep. That's all I'm sayin.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 07:45 PM (aJQbY)

44 from this morning's Tech Thread:

your local weather (with ascii art!)

http://wttr.in/

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:45 PM (VyBeY)

45 40 >>>Baby bat snuggles with her teddy bear.

Someone should tell that filthy bat that you can't suck blood out of a teddy bear.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Thank you! Them's my sediments exactly!

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at September 01, 2026 07:46 PM (JM9I6)

46 This judge is going on and on and on.

Just say it, Tyler Robinson is going to trial for murdering Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)

47 Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, although the sex trade remains highly visible in tourist destinations including Pattaya and parts of Bangkok.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2026 07:36 PM (/OKHJ)
$20, same as Bangkok.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (LHPAg)

48 In case any literary Moron cares, the Hugos got awarded.

Basically, all the Tor bootlickers won rocket shaped phallic symbols. The best novel is about a time travelling historian who falls in love with their subject, a female knight in an analog of Britain.

If I want time travel and historians, there is always City on the Edge of Forever. Or a really obscure one, Pillars of Salt where the historian is projected into their subject's body to be an observer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (2GVsD)

49 42 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything?

they're hoping they can just let him go free, somehow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (VyBeY)

50 Never been an R. Crumb, Keith Haring, nor Peter Max on the "Art Thread" either.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (JM9I6)

51 That sheep definitely knew the difference between a sheepdog and a wolf. Must have been a conservative sheep.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:49 PM (KC5Lt)

52 *gratitude *

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:49 PM (VyBeY)

53 Finally, Tyler Robinson is going to trial. Obviously.

Fuck you Candace.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)

54 the last real Hugo was awarded to Three Body Problem

Posted by: and it wasn't even that great at September 01, 2026 07:50 PM (88C+u)

55 Definitely won't see any Reed Waller on the Art Thread. Thankfully. Or the idiot who created Cry for Dawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD)

56 Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, although the sex trade remains highly visible in tourist destinations including Pattaya and parts of Bangkok.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2026 07:36 PM (/OKHJ)
$20, same as Bangkok.
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (LHPAg)

Australia's sex trade business is almost as bad.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:52 PM (KC5Lt)

57 Basically, all the Tor bootlickers won rocket shaped phallic symbols. The best novel is about a time travelling historian who falls in love with their subject, a female knight in an analog of Britain.

If I want time travel and historians, there is always City on the Edge of Forever. Or a really obscure one, Pillars of Salt where the historian is projected into their subject's body to be an observer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (2GVsD)
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Do we know if the time-traveling historian is male or female? (If I had to guess, it's the latter.)

Michael Crichton's Timeline did it better.

Tim Powers' The Anubis Gates is an interesting example of the bootstrap paradox.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

58 Nowadays Clancy can't even sing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 01, 2026 07:52 PM (sjYS/)

59 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)
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Tomorrow's Art Thread is going to be LIT!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


LIT? Yup. I predict this will be CBD's art selection tomorrow.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3kza7d

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (5rh/l)

60 I think Cruise is making a sequel or prequel to Edge of Tomorrow.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (KC5Lt)

61 Eric Flint's "Pyramid Scheme" does a decent job of 'history prof time-travels'. Sorta. To explain more would be spoilers.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (aJQbY)

62 I remember when seeing "Hugo Award Winner" on a book cover was a recommendation, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (VyBeY)

63 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

***

I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

64 The Anubis Gate was interesting except about halfway through I knew what was going to happen for an ending.

As for the gender/sex of the historian; I think you are correct, but I don't care to find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD)

65 Vader is more of a ferret kind a guy, maybe a mongoose or a stoat.

Stoat's are the homicidal maniacs of the animal world, killing just for fun.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)

66 ***Police have stepped up patrols around the city’s beachfront and nightlife areas ahead of the visit. Raids over the weekend detained roughly 40 to 50 people on suspicion of prostitution, according to The Independent. ***
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To keep things from blowing over the top Thailand should call in reinforcements from neighboring states. However, considering how enterprise works. Those ladies are already booking transport.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (VPNgR)

67 LIT? Yup. I predict this will be CBD's art selection tomorrow.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3kza7d
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (5rh/l)
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A Ted Stryker original!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:55 PM (FZ29D)

68 Those lions are just doing what any moron would do if they saw whopey golburg coming towardst them.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 07:55 PM (LHPAg)

69 >>I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Utah law requires a preliminary hearing. The judge just ruled that the evidence justifies Tyler Robinson go to trial for the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)

70 I've missed whatever this is about. Is it beat like a dead horse on a previous thread from today? I was at work and stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)

I believe it has to do with the SCROTUM's decision on the White House Ballroom and Robert's dissent because he is a chomo who knows who butters his toast and he has no spine or sack.

Posted by: Pictures Of Roberts on Chomo Island at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (cCXR+)

71 64 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything?
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For the same reason judge hasn't called a mistrial for Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (VPNgR)

72 We need some Frank Frazetta on the art thread.

That guy was an awesome natural talent. There is no that can match him .

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (KC5Lt)

73 US Coast Guard Cutter Spencer Destroys The Nazi Submarine U-175,
April 17, 1943

==

Very cool !! Now, what are we gonna with the homegrown nazis ???

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (g47mK)

74 To win a Hugo now is to have a scarlet letter put upon your book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

75 Sometimes there's no boobs anywhere!
Posted by: That Guy at September 01, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

Not true! It appears we will always have Justice Roberts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (dEHLq)

76
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:57 PM (/QHx4)

77 I believe it has to do with the SCROTUM's decision on the White House Ballroom and Robert's dissent because he is a chomo who knows who butters his toast and he has no spine or sack.
Posted by: Pictures Of Roberts on Chomo Island at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (cCXR+)

Ah, thank you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:58 PM (zYpTz)

78 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 07:59 PM (77rzZ)

79 >>@BreccanFThies
·
3m
>>Judge GRAF rules there IS probable cause to send Tyler ROBINSON to trial for the aggravated murder of Charlie KIRK, meaning it will go forward as a death penalty case:

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

80 S. Clay Wilson for Art Thread?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (c8vhZ)

81 Ben Kenobi was the sort to own a parrot

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (rbvCR)

82 Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8

I think he's going to take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)

83 64 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

***

I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

The judge finally ruled there is indeed sufficient probable cause for trying the scumbag.

Maybe the judge took a year on this simple decision because he spent most of this time pleading for the case to be assigned to someone else. I fear the judge, jury, and prosecution team members will need to be put into the Federal Witness Protection Program. To prevent them from being assassinated by gay, trans, and furry crazies, plus the legions of Kirk h@ters.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (5rh/l)

84 For the same reason judge hasn't called a mistrial for Lindsay Clancy.

Nowadays Clancy can't even sing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 01, 2026 08:02 PM (c8vhZ)

85 73, 81 both acceptable

I like Jack Gaughan, but I know how a lot of us feel about abstract ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:03 PM (VyBeY)

86 “When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.
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Is Ottawa burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX)

87 I think he's going to take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.

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here is his plea deal, he cuts his nuts off on national TV and then harakiris himself, or ...the bullet

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (g47mK)

88
Another use for robot vacuums.

A man in Taiwan programmed his to record his wife having an affair.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (/QHx4)

89 U-175 was a Type IXc U-boat that complete three war patrols and sank 10 ships totaling 40,619 GRT.

It was attacked three times by aircraft. Once by USAAF B-18s that caused no damage. Off Sierra Leone, an RAF Catalina dropped depth charges and caused minor damage. Off Dakar another RAF Catalina blasted the boat with six depth charges causing extensive damage including an oil leak.

Sub's luck ran out on 17 April 1943 off southwest Ireland when the US Coast Guard cutter Spencer sank the boat with depth charges and gunfire. 13 were killed and 41 became POWs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

90 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

91 88, without a second!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:05 PM (VyBeY)

92 >>I think he's going to take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.

Probably. But he will die in prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)

93 Still rumbling outside
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

94 Sub's luck ran out on 17 April 1943 off southwest Ireland when the US Coast Guard cutter Spencer sank the boat with depth charges and gunfire. 13 were killed and 41 became POWs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

interesting!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (g47mK)

95 No one in their right mind wants to go to Ft. Polk in Louisiana.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

96 Canada is destroying all trade interactions with the United States because Carney finds Americans to be mean, and to facilitate money laundering for the Europeans without US Treasury intervention, but mostly because Americans are mean.

Sure.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (rbvCR)

97 Runner

www.uboat.net is your friend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

98 who the fuck is going to give him a plea deal? lol

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (g47mK)

99 96 Anna Puma, why is that?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:07 PM (77rzZ)

100 thanks Anna!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:07 PM (g47mK)

101 Spencer sank the boat with depth charges and gunfire. 13 were killed and 41 became POWs.
Posted by: Anna Puma
___________

How did the 41 get out of a sinking submarine? Did some of them bail when it was still on the surface?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:08 PM (XvL8K)

102 "When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.

Typical canadian. Sounds like he needs a new nappy and some nappy rash cream.

Posted by: Boudreaux's Butt Paste at September 01, 2026 08:08 PM (cCXR+)

103 Another use for robot vacuums.

A man in Taiwan programmed his to record his wife having an affair.
Posted by: four seasons


The list of things I expect my vacuum to do:

1. suck up dirt
2. recognize acts of sexual congress
3. record audio
4. record video

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 08:08 PM (VHUov)

104 here is his plea deal, he cuts his nuts off on national TV and then harakiris himself, or ...the bullet
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (g47mK)
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iirc Utah is a firing squad state

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

105 named for Leonidas Polk?

Confederate general and episcopal(?) bishop.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (VyBeY)

106 I sure hope that the guy collecting those baby skunks had their little stink machines removed before he let them loose inside.

Posted by: Tuna at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)

107 Most all of Frazetta's book covers , etc were copies of his original oil paintings. He was the guy who had the juice to demand his oil paintings back from his clients after they made their copies.

Before Frazetta most artists just assumed their original art work going to the client was part of the deal.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:10 PM (KC5Lt)

108 "When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.
Posted by: Boudreaux's Butt Paste


Someone can't stand being mocked.

You know who else can't stand being mocked?

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)

109 iirc Utah is a firing squad state
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

yes, a squad and no one knows which one has THE bullet

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:10 PM (g47mK)

110
mikeski,

Dual use appliances are cool, lol.

The husband got 5 months in jail for invading his wife's privacy.

Breitbart has the story.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:12 PM (/QHx4)

111 Dogs and cats, living together!
Mass hysteria!

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 01, 2026 08:13 PM (3ImbR)

112 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg

I've heard it sucks bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:13 PM (Cifda)

113 Sometimes the U-boat skipper would realize his sub was finished and surface before final destruction to save the crew. What Gallery and USS Guadalcanal did with U-505.

But sometimes the skipper still wants to fight after surfacing as one American can in the Atlantic found out, that was the time "Repel boarders" was called out and it was a nasty little fight where the squids were using Thompson SMGs and throwing hand grenades like baseballs at the U-boat crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)

114 ho the fuck is going to give him a plea deal? lol
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (g47mK)

The prosecution. Probably the same deal given to Kohlberger.

Stick your lol where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (KC5Lt)

115 iirc Utah is a firing squad state
Posted by: San Franpsycho

yes, a squad and no one knows which one has THE bullet
Posted by: runner


KABLAM! x 7!

"What? Everyone had a blank?"

"Give us a few minutes to reload, perp. And sorry about your trousers."

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (VHUov)

116
Jeez, and they say Trump is thin-skinned. Carney better realize he's holding a low pair in this game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (wHs2E)

117 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg

I've heard it sucks bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:13 PM (Cifda)

I was very familiar with the PX in the early 70's.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:16 PM (KC5Lt)

118 There is a channel on YouTube called Frazetta Girls that is run by Frank's granddaughter.

https://youtu.be/6IaHnVYSEpk

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

119 Canada has a GDP the size of NY State, is essentially a gas station and lumber mill and nothing else.

All we wanted was to sell dairy and alcohol to you retards.

But NOOOOO, TDS is going to be the governing principle.

We literally don't need anything from Canada.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 08:18 PM (XV/Pl)

120 >>>it was a nasty little fight where the squids were using Thompson SMGs and throwing hand grenades like baseballs at the U-boat crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma
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There's always a rotten apple.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:18 PM (VPNgR)

121 84 64 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

***

I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

The judge finally ruled there is indeed sufficient probable cause for trying the scumbag.

Maybe the judge took a year on this simple decision because he spent most of this time pleading for the case to be assigned to someone else. I fear the judge, jury, and prosecution team members will need to be put into the Federal Witness Protection Program. To prevent them from being assassinated by gay, trans, and furry crazies, plus the legions of Kirk h@ters.
Posted by: Gref
======
Death penalty cases are different and the defense dragged out the process which they are allowed to do. So the judge is making sure to dot every i and cross every t to prevent a retrial and mistrial.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)

122 118 Polynikes, I understand that there’s a wildlife refuge on part of the Fort. Do you know anything about it? I’m doing some research on the wildlife of the area.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

123 Carney is on record after he made his trade deal with China saying he's aligning with China in a "new world order". This happened months ago.

He chose poorly.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m)

124 118 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg
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Hot and humid for a big chunk of the year. In the middle of nowhere. Fine for the Army, not so good for living there.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)

125 >>>All we wanted was to sell dairy and alcohol to you retards.

But NOOOOO, TDS is going to be the governing principle.

We literally don't need anything from Canada.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Selling their oil to our Mid-West refineries - a boost to its economy. Keystone pipeline - more.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:20 PM (VPNgR)

126 How do you do interviews in a cemetery? Because if a crewman was 18 in 1943, he would be 101 today. But point taken, friend.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 07:47 PM (97NWC)

We have JJ/CBD/Biden' Dog's check the time machine out and take it for a spin. Duh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

127 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)
___

What do you need to know about it?

Ex-Ex was stationed there back in the mid-80s. It was his first duty station.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 08:21 PM (0slXq)

128 "When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.

We have a Louisiana at home, faggot, and the food is better there.

Posted by: Cajuns in spaaace at September 01, 2026 08:22 PM (88C+u)

129 Vader is more of a ferret kind a guy, maybe a mongoose or a stoat.

Stoat's are the homicidal maniacs of the animal world, killing just for fun.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)

From his youth you'd think he was a droid guy. Never saw any hint of that once he was Vadered up.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 08:23 PM (uhVAy)

130 The husband got 5 months in jail for invading his wife's privacy.
Posted by: four seasons


"So you got cuckolded, caught your wife doing it, and won a $16000-ish civil award, but then had to pay a $5000 fine and spend 5 months in the clink?"

"I know that feel, bro."

Posted by: Pyrrhus of Epirus at September 01, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov)

131
That's a greasy-looking explosion from that Nazi sub.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 08:23 PM (VWtfl)

132 128 SMH, was there talk around the post of giant spiders?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

133
If you are going to Louisiana go the one week they have winter, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:25 PM (/QHx4)

134 named for Leonidas Polk?

Confederate general and episcopal(?) bishop.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (VyBeY)

my great great grandfather was in the battery that blew a large piece out of him on the campaign to Atlanta. So maybe about a third of a chance he was involved directly in the fatal shot.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 08:27 PM (uhVAy)

135 Stick your lol where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (KC5Lt)

You gonna flame out anytime soon ? Like you always do ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:28 PM (g47mK)

136
God is good
GOD IS GREAT
It's raining in SW Wyoming
I hope it's not to late.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:28 PM (/QHx4)

137 Selling their oil to our Mid-West refineries - a boost to its economy. Keystone pipeline - more.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:20 PM (VPNgR)

The difference between nice to have and need to have. At the moment Canada seems more allied to China than us.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 08:28 PM (uhVAy)

138 Sad to see what alcohol dependence and loneliness does to some people. Very sad. Polynikes need some prayers, for those who can spare some.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:30 PM (g47mK)

139
2 I went through some of my old draft posts and collected some old material... I hope this is new. You might see some things I posted before.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)

I know you posted that sub video when it was fresh in ‘43.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 08:33 PM (DCKjD)

140 China wants to further infiltrate the US thru Canada.
There isn’t much left to do now except make the world safe for America. Nuke them all.

Posted by: Accomack at September 01, 2026 08:34 PM (/Chlc)

141 82 Ben Kenobi was the sort to own a parrot
Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (rbvCR
Well he did own a Yoda, whatever species that was.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 08:34 PM (LHPAg)

142
The difference between nice to have and need to have. At the moment Canada seems more allied to China than us.

Posted by: Oldcat
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Agree. Xi's got a lease to own contract with Carney.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:37 PM (VPNgR)

143 Give the squad 45-70’s. That’ll send a message

Posted by: Accomack at September 01, 2026 08:37 PM (h/uot)

144 Hi everyone! I’m home!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 08:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

145 SMH, was there talk around the post of giant spiders?
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)
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He doesn't recall any talk, but he did see big spiders.

It is the South, after all.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 08:38 PM (0slXq)

146 128 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)
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What do you need to know about it?

Ex-Ex was stationed there back in the mid-80s. It was his first duty station.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 08:21 PM (0slXq)
I've been to the exchange, commissary, class 6, but that was after I was retired.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

147
Utah uses the firing squad for anyone trying to buy real beer, lmao.

Just kidding. Don't feel injured.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:38 PM (/QHx4)

148 142 China wants to further infiltrate the US thru Canada.
There isn’t much left to do now except make the world safe for America. Nuke them all.

Posted by: Accomack
----

It will be expensive running a wall through the middle of the lakes.
However, providing free hook ups for armed citizens with travel trailers would be a cheap and efficient solution.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:40 PM (VPNgR)

149 Let’s go old school and let them all have bullets, save one.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 08:35 PM (97NWC)

no, no, this is done to save the people carrying out the sentence from psychological damage, no one knows whose gun had the real bullet, so they can go on living etc

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:40 PM (g47mK)

150 Free vacation along the Great Lakes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:40 PM (VPNgR)

151 "Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?"

I just looked that up a couple days ago. It was used as the shooting location for S1E8 of "True Detective." Cool place, now closed to the public because unsafe.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 08:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

152 Hey, Piper! What’d you bring us?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:42 PM (77rzZ)

153
Kale

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:43 PM (/QHx4)

154 no, no, this is done to save the people carrying out the sentence from psychological damage, no one knows whose gun had the real bullet, so they can go on living etc
****

Call for volunteers, issue live ammo to all. A person may not volunteer more than once.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 08:43 PM (vqfj6)

155 Ft Polk is in that no-decent-man’s land between North and South Louisiana, and East Texas. It’s near to all of them but isn’t part of any of them.

It’s Louisiana’s taint.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 08:43 PM (DCKjD)

156 154 Ooops, I was thinking of Fort Pike!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 08:44 PM (Jr5Lq)

157 There are also cases of officers allegedly using Flock’s camera database to stalk romantic interests, ex-partners, or relatives. A former Sarasota, Florida, police officer is facing felony charges for allegedly using Flock Safety technology to search for a single license plate hundreds of times.

_- Some legal scholars have argued that the technology violates the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, specifically in how personal data is stored in the company’s databases so it can be accessed by a growing network of law enforcement agencies contracting with Flock.

“When you start getting into a surveillance economy, when you start expanding it beyond the purview of safety into true greed, it crosses a lot of lines,” Harry Maugans, cybersecurity expert and CEO of Privacy Bee, told The Epoch Times.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:44 PM (VPNgR)

158 Call for volunteers, issue live ammo to all. A person may not volunteer more than once.
Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 08:43 PM (vqfj6)

Hell, auction off the spots! I’ll bet bidding would go pretty high!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 08:45 PM (DCKjD)

159 Bulg, I have some aloe water I could share. That is about it!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 08:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

160 Bulg, I have some aloe water I could share. That is about it!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 08:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

161 I am thinking of Fort Knox!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:47 PM (g47mK)

162 158 Ft Polk is
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSZ4-0A1Jso


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:48 PM (VPNgR)

163 154 "Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?"

I just looked that up a couple days ago. It was used as the shooting location for S1E8 of "True Detective." Cool place, now closed to the public because unsafe.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 08:42 PM (Jr5Lq)
Couple hundred thousand acres, lots of pine trees and unexploded ordnance. Exercises were held all over Louisiana swamps, makes logging jumpy.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 08:48 PM (LHPAg)

164
Many decades Hubby was stationed at FT Knox. He said it was a shithole that long ago and he can't imagine it today.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:49 PM (/QHx4)

165 Many decades Hubby was stationed at FT Knox. He said it was a shithole that long ago and he can't imagine it today.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:49 PM (/QHx4)

did he talk about, you know, the gold ?? did he see Goldfinger ??

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:51 PM (g47mK)

166 "Couple hundred thousand acres, lots of pine trees and unexploded ordnance. Exercises were held all over Louisiana swamps, makes logging jumpy."

I was doubly wrong. It was Fort Pike I was thinking of, not Polk, and the actual shooting location was Fort Macomb, which is similar, and also now closed to public (they blame hurricane damage.) Cool brickwork.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 08:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

167

runner,

Lol. He and 3 guys rented a trailer. They saw the terlit frozen a lot of days. It was not a gold terli

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:53 PM (/QHx4)

168 "A former Sarasota, Florida, police officer is facing felony charges for allegedly using Flock Safety technology to search for a single license plate hundreds of times."

Saw a vid about that one. He was macking on a 'web actress.'

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 08:54 PM (Jr5Lq)

169 I don't think I've felt this bitter about human relations since I stopped hanging out in Manosphere areas.

Might be time for an Internet diet.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 08:54 PM (C0Nlv)

170 Exercises were held all over Louisiana swamps, makes logging jumpy.

Posted by: Eromero
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Fella told me, recruits would cut down pines to make a road in the swamp. Next season new recruits would cut down pines to make a road, same place.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:54 PM (VPNgR)

171 >>>China wants to further infiltrate the US thru Canada.
There isn’t much left to do now except make the world safe for America. Nuke them all.

>Infiltration is difficult when you're not a round eye. They can be seen pretty clearly.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:55 PM (CQTD8)

172 153 Free vacation along the Great Lakes?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:40 PM (VPNgR)

We prefer "Rustbelt Riviera" - Now with Lake America!

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 01, 2026 08:55 PM (r7+Q7)

173 "Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?"


A lot of people who went to Vietnam did their training there. I spent one night there in '66 and it was an eye-opener. Scary! Later had a couple friends stationed there. They were very much into hunting and fishing. They loved it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 08:55 PM (2WIwB)

174 did he talk about, you know, the gold ?? did he see Goldfinger ??
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:51 PM (g47mK)

Wasn't there a Yosemite Sam episode where Sam dug down there and found it all?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 08:57 PM (88C+u)

175 My daughter was at Fort Polk for some training when she was an Army Captain. I don't think she was thrilled with the place. Maybe most humid place around.

Posted by: Steamed Up! at September 01, 2026 08:58 PM (JM9I6)

176 Iran couldn’t stand being ignored, so they’re peacefully shorting a bunch of peaceful missiles at whatever they can again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 08:59 PM (DCKjD)

177 President Donald Trump on Aug. 31 announced agreements with nine midsize pharmaceutical companies to reduce drug prices for American patients.

Drugmakers including Alcon, Astellas Pharma, BeOne Medicines, BridgeBio, CSL, Kyowa Kirin, Sun Pharma, Teva Pharmaceuticals, and UCB have agreed to the voluntary deals and will lower prices for life-saving medicines used to treat seizures, bacterial infections, high blood pressure, organ failure, and rare diseases.

The new agreements align with the most-favored-nation drug pricing framework to bring down U.S. drug prices in line with other developed countries. In exchange, the companies would secure tariff relief.

“Under that most-favored-nation agreement, we now pay the lowest price paid by other countries anywhere in the world,”
_President Donald Trump

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 09:01 PM (VPNgR)

178
Carney is on record after he made his trade deal with China saying he's aligning with China in a "new world order"

Tell that hoser to take off!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 09:03 PM (Cqx++)

179 183 Lots of Asians and even American Indians already here who aren’t round eyes but are good Americans.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Then best not to enter from Canada via the Rust Belt Lakes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 09:05 PM (VPNgR)

180 Canada has nothing to offer China. Russian oil and gas are closer. Canada's only asset is its proximity to China.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 09:06 PM (g47mK)

181 I mean to the US! lol, maybe Mongolia is closer!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 09:07 PM (g47mK)

182
We lived in Columbia SC for 15 years. We moved there to help the inlaws. We were 5 miles from FT Jackson.

Hubby worked from home while we were there.

My part of taking care of them was to take my father-in-law to the commisary and the liquor store at the fort. He had to use a scooter everywhere. One day we were in the liquor store and he drove into a display of stacked liquor boxes. I saw it coming but it was to late to stop him.

I don't remember how he got of paying for the booze, lol.

Ahh, memories.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 09:07 PM (/QHx4)

183 Just checked the radar on that big storm.
It's pissing out over Beaumont.

Home town of Harry James for you old timers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 09:08 PM (VPNgR)

184 If I go to Canada, I will go straight to Quebec. Screw Toronto!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 09:09 PM (g47mK)

185
Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg

Papaw had the United Methodist Church in Leesville, LA back in the day. In 1969, SP4 (don't remember), won't the Spring Rodeo Bull Riding competition, after being back from Vietnam for three weeks. His unit was in attendance, and they went bug fucking nuts wild cheering for him. Papaw gave Dad his '69 Olds Cutlass Supreme (an SS Chevelle without the badges) because he didn't like it.

This made a Big Impression on young Bif. I enlisted in Nike Hercules and Ft. Polk because of that night. I was a dumb fool. Don't be like Bif, avoid Leesville and Ft. Polk.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2026 09:12 PM (QVmho)

186
As you know, they launched Nancy Grace into deep space early Sunday morning.

Nancy is now 246K miles away from earth, outside the Moon's orbit, and moving 2.6K mi/hr.

They're now turning on and checking out various instruments. The high gain/high speed antenna has been deployed, and the coronagraph fired up. Lens cover on the telescope has been opened and so forth.

When Nancy gets going that high speed antenna is gonna spew 1 TB of data per day. So Nancy is going to be running her mouth big time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 09:15 PM (w6EFb)

187
My daughter was at Fort Polk for some training when she was an Army Captain. I don't think she was thrilled with the place. Maybe most humid place around.
Posted by: Steamed Up!

Before the Big Red 1, relocated to Bliss for training in Stinger Manpads, they were at Polk. Being a safe REMF in the supply room that summer of 82, Pvt. Bewalski made friends with them. Seems the month before they all PCS'd, the regiment had them all paid with silver dollars, and gave them a four day pass. Of course the loval 'ville was awash with silver dollars, then it all went away with the troops before the next payday. What a great fuck you to Leesville!

You treated us like shit, here's what you lost. Fuck off and die.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2026 09:18 PM (QVmho)

188
SMH, was there talk around the post of giant spiders?
Posted by: Bulg
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He doesn't recall any talk, but he did see big spiders.
It is the South, after all.
Posted by: SMH

About 40 miles North on the maindrag out of town, is the Dogwood State Park. Gorgeous pink, whit, and red blooming dogwoods growing wild in the Kisatche National Forest. About another 40 mile North of that is Provencal, my growing up stomping grounds after we relocated away from Natchitoches (roughly after Jim Croche isolated himself impersonating the The Big Boppa).

I roamed all through those woods as a teenager, hunting, barefoot, me and the daughter. God those are happy memories. Smash has agreed to scatter my ashes at Dogwood State Park when I manage to Darwin the slow and weak brain cells with alcohol.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2026 09:26 PM (QVmho)

189 Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2026 09:26 PM (QVmho)

Sounds beautiful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

190
Jee us autocucomber. Dawg. How effing dumb are you.

Also immolated not isolated.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2026 09:27 PM (QVmho)

191
Sounds beautiful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It is. Absolutely the most beautiful place on earth for me. Pre-Smash, also some of my happiest memories.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2026 09:29 PM (QVmho)

192
Ft Polk is in that no-decent-man’s land between North and South Louisiana, and East Texas. It’s near to all of them but isn’t part of any of them.
It’s Louisiana’s taint.
Posted by: Tom Servo

You are 100% correct. It's the tainted. Sucks there, mosquitoes big enough to rape a Tom Turkey. Tell your friends, don't go there.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 01, 2026 09:34 PM (QVmho)

193 Mama polar bear to kid- You stick that traffic cone in my ass one more time I'm going to shove your head so far up that cone you'll look like a Scottish statue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 09:38 PM (S41Gd)

194 Carney is on record after he made his trade deal with China saying he's aligning with China in a "new world order". This happened months ago.

He chose poorly.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m)

No shit. Nice country you got there, shame is something happened to it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 09:41 PM (S41Gd)

195 A new world order?

Posted by: Zombie Poppy Bush at September 01, 2026 09:45 PM (Q+gd/)

196 Sorry to harsh everyone's mellow by mentioning a particular thing but some woman was arrested for juror intimidation related to the Lindsay Clancy trial.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:45 PM (ExV1e)

197 >>>>psychological damage, no one knows whose gun had the real bullet, so they can go on living etc"
********
Any competent shooter will know if they fired a blank.

Posted by: Cosda at September 01, 2026 09:45 PM (5Mso3)

198
As you know, they launched Nancy Grace into deep space early Sunday morning.

She's still on TV blabbing about murders.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 09:47 PM (Cqx++)

199 "A former Sarasota, Florida, police officer is facing felony charges for allegedly using Flock Safety technology to search for a single license plate hundreds of times."

Saw a vid about that one. He was macking on a 'web actress.'
Posted by: gp


That's the polite name for "onlyfans thot?"

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 09:48 PM (VHUov)

200
My mind is boggling now. Right now, Nancy Grace has started the "coronagraph decontamination" phase. Here's the big problem. When something gets into space and in hard vacuum, there's a hell of a lot of volatile outgassing. Water vapor and a host of other little molecules from everything start getting released. Some of that stuff would stick and freeze to the surface of all the optics.

So they've got to carefully manage that to prevent that, otherwise all those billion dollar instruments would be ruined.

So what they're doing now is using heaters, carefully designed and controlled to keep those sensitive surfaces warm, while allowing all the other components to outgas. When they're through, they move on to the next phases of set up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 09:50 PM (w6EFb)

201 "A former Sarasota, Florida, police officer is facing felony charges for allegedly using Flock Safety technology to search for a single license plate hundreds of times."

Saw a vid about that one. He was macking on a 'web actress.'
Posted by: gp


Yeah thats not flocking creepy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 09:50 PM (S41Gd)

202 Carney is on record after he made his trade deal with China saying he's aligning with China in a "new world order".

Send the memes!

https://tinyurl.com/3uupnkc4

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 01, 2026 09:51 PM (4NO2D)

203 >> Why isn’t it Nancy Grace Roman? So we don’t keep thinking of the true crime TV reporter.

It is, and you can just call it the Roman telescope if you like. The astronomer, Nancy Grace Roman, went by "Nancy Grace" as her first name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 09:52 PM (w6EFb)

204
I just look the thought of launching Nancy Grace into deep space.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 09:53 PM (w6EFb)

205
Once they're through with that outgassing thing, in about 10 days they'll begin the chilldown. Since they thing sees in infrared, it has to be cooled way down. Otherwise it would be radiating at the very wavelengths it wants to look at. Think if a regular telescope was glowing white hot itself. You wouldn't be able to see much for your own emissions.

They've got to get the detectors cooled down to about -300F, and the mirror itself not much warmer than that. And they do it all passively.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

206 Any competent shooter will know if they fired a blank.
Posted by: Cosda at September 01, 2026 09:45 PM (5Mso3)

But knowing there is at least one blank will make it easier to lie to yourself, if you want to. I agree with the earlier commenter: auction off spots on the squad to willing shooters.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 09:54 PM (97NWC)

High bidder gets a minigun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 09:57 PM (S41Gd)

207 So on

Posted by: mindful webworker - and so forth at September 01, 2026 09:59 PM (Cl/mc)

208 High bidder gets a minigun.
Posted by: Berserker


Second-high bidder gets the one aimed at his schlong?

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (VHUov)

209 ONT has arrived.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (vqfj6)

210 125 118 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg
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Hot and humid for a big chunk of the year. In the middle of nowhere. Fine for the Army, not so good for living there.

I’ll have you know I spent three of the best months of my life there!

Posted by: RI Red at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (ohwFg)

211 225 125 118 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg
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Hot and humid for a big chunk of the year. In the middle of nowhere. Fine for the Army, not so good for living there.

I’ll have you know I spent three of the best months of my life there!

Posted by: RI Red at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (ohwFg)

But not in a row?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:12 AM (l3cgK)

Iranian-Descended Loudmouth Communist Moron Mark Ruffalo Accused of Antisemitism

He opposes the purchase of Warner Bros/Discovery by Paramount/Skydance -- obviously! -- and specifies that his opposition is based on the Jewish executives at Paramount/Skydance supporting Israel's right to defend itself against 70 years of Muslim terror attacks.


An entertainment industry group that includes Hollywood producers Haim Saban, Lawrence Bender and Teddy Schwarzman has released a statement condemning the alleged "antisemitic tropes" underpinning Mark Ruffalo's opposition to Paramount's leadership amid its proposed merger with Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD).

The statement was organized by a group calling itself The Brigade, which describes itself as "a group of nearly 1,000 members, friends, and allies of the Jewish community who are proud to be working in film, television, music, Broadway, social and digital, and other platforms in and around the entertainment industry."

...

The Brigade's statement comes in the wake of Ruffalo's Aug. 21 Instagram post that spotlighted Oracle's ties to the Israeli military -- specifically a viral clip of former Oracle CEO Safra Catz at the Israeli-American Council National Summit in 2024 as it related to Israel's war effort in Gaza.

"Singling out Jewish executives and describing them in terms lifted from centuries-old antisemitic conspiracy theories, while invoking Israel as the frame for that attack, is antisemitic," reads the statement. "It is unacceptable to introduce Jews, antizionism, or antisemitism into conversations about business transactions, simply because those involved are Jewish."

Ruffalo has long opposed both the Paramount-WBD merger over concerns about Hollywood jobs and has also long campaigned for Palestinian rights and condemned Israel's actions in Gaza and the West Bank. The actor's post called out Oracle founder Larry Ellison, Paramount's controlling shareholder through a family trust, and the father of Paramount CEO David Ellison. Larry Ellison is also the key financial backstop behind Paramount's merger attempt with WBD.


The statement added: "This is a callous continuation of the ongoing campaign by the same individuals and groups targeting Jewish people and the state of Israel, a pattern of antisemitism and misinformation that puts our community in grave danger."

After Ruffalo's initial Instagram post, a Paramount spokesperson issued a reply to the four-time Oscar-nominated and two-time Emmy-winning actor that called for the temperature of the debate around the WBD deal to be lowered and characterized Ruffalo's remarks as "antisemitic." In a viral X post, Ruffalo fired back that the "accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest."

This asshole, of course, tags anyone who opposes his communist/Islamist agenda as "racist."

A bunch of Jewish left-wingers and communists signed an open letter stating, essentially, that there can be no "antisemitism" if you're pushing the communist/Islamist alliance.

Mark Ruffalo has been defended by nearly 200 Jewish figures in entertainment after Paramount called his recent merger attack 'antisemitic.'

Actress Hannah Einbinder, who previously defended the actor, led the signatures of Jewish entertainment industry members on an open letter of support for the embattled 58-year-old Marvel actor.

She is the talentless wallflower who shouted "F*** ICE!" at the Oscars.


Other notable names included: Joel Coen, Todd Haynes, Ilana Glazer, James Schamus, Emma Seligman, Tony Kushner, Jane Schoenbrun, and Wallace Shawn.

Ruffalo, who has opposed the proposed merger between Paramount and Warner Bros Discovery, said that his issue had to do with military contracts and executive actions, not Jewish people.

...

Now, the new letter published on Tuesday signed by Jewish figures defended Ruffalo as it argued against what it said were 'false and dangerous weaponization of charges of antisemitism.'

In his previous statement Ruffalo had highlighted the links between the Ellison family and Israel, which the open letter reiterated.

It read: 'Pointing out the crucial connections between what is happening in Gaza and what is happening in Hollywood is the exact opposite of antisemitism. It is, for us, the very essence of Jewish ethical duty.'

You can read the letter at the link, if you're a glutton for stupid. The basic claim is that if you're opposing Trump and Israel, there really is no such thing as "antisemitism." All is fair and permissible when fighting for the Red-Green alliance.


We stand proudly with Mark Ruffalo, and with all decent people who are bravely rising and speaking truth to power.

The Daily Mail reached out to representatives for Einbinder, Ruffalo and Paramount at the time for further comment.

In her statement, Einbinder said that 'the idea that [Ruffalo] only said these things because the Ellisons are Jewish is LUDICROUS,' asking, 'Is it also antisemitic to point out that Safra Catz, the Oracle executive vice chair who boasted about the "profoundly scary technology" provided to the IDF, also sits on Paramount's board?

'Or that Larry Ellison has been buying favor with Trump by donating tens of millions to his political efforts for years? Or that he once offered Netanyahu a lucrative Oracle post?'

The Los Angeles-born actress said that Ruffalo's words marked 'criticism of RIGHT WING technofeudalist oligarchs who are in the process of carrying out the largest media acquisition in history,' adding that 'people are not too stupid to see these obvious connections.'

Einbinder added, 'If you want to make it about the Ellisons being Jewish, then you are the one being antisemitic.'

This guy rebutted the letter:


Mark Goldfeder
@MarkGoldfeder

Dear @Variety
,
The letter claims to defend @MarkRuffalo from the charge that his campaign against Paramount is really about Israel.

Its defense, remarkably, is to explain at length that the campaign is really about Israel.

Five failures. Any one should be fatal. Let me explain:

Mark Ruffalo is being defended by more than 170 Jewish entertainment figures in a new open letter rejecting Paramount's claim that Ruffalo fueled "antisemitic tropes":

"The time is over for spurious charges of antisemitism to be trotted out, this time in the defense of war..."

First, the letter concedes the central factual predicate.

It lists ordinary antitrust concerns--jobs, consolidation, competition--and then pivots:

"BUT it will do all this and more as part of a larger project..."

That "but" is doing heroic amounts of work.

The antitrust case is expressly subordinated to a "larger project" involving Gaza, Israel, Tony Blair, TikTok and Palestine.

Ruffalo's defenders were trying to prove the campaign wasn't about Israel.
Instead, they supplied 800 words explaining why it was.

Thanks for the honesty!


Second, the letter never answers the actual accusation.

The accusation is not: "Criticizing Israel is antisemitic."

It is that the campaign against the merger targeted particular Jewish businessmen because of their support for Israel, and may have enlisted state power to help.

Third, the letter reproduces the very conspiracy structure it indignantly denies:
Jewish billionaires using "astonishing" wealth to consolidate media control, serve a foreign state, shape propaganda and build a surveillance apparatus to watch us all.

Money. Media. Dual loyalty. Hidden control.

Pathetic.

I thought you were all supposed to be creatives.

The authors didn't merely wander near one of the oldest antisemitic narratives in Western history. They assembled it complete with "purported" funding figures and a "corrupt cohort" that "will always be watching us" and then signed their names beneath it.

Ruffalo needs better help. A defense should not double as Exhibit A.

...

Nor does "we are Jewish" resolve the question. Jewish participation cannot confer automatic immunity from antisemitism.

He offers this conclusion: California's AG Rob Bonta claims he's blocking this merger -- after not blocking the proposed merger with Netflix, and not blocking Disney's rapid-fire Pac-Man acquisitions of Pixel, Marvel, and LucasFilm -- because he wants to preserve competition in the media.

But Ruffalo's defenders admit that's not the real reason they oppose this merger. The real reason, they not only admit but proclaim, is the "larger project" of isolating Israel.


Mark Goldfeder
@MarkGoldfeder


Bottom line: Their campaign against this merger is part of a "larger project" centered on Gaza and Israel.

Their words, not mine.

So the remaining question is the one @NJACLaw's CPRA requests were designed to answer:

Did the Attorney General know the true political object of this campaign before lending it the power and legitimacy of the state?

Ruffalo's "defenders" appear to think the answer is yes, and say so proudly.


I'm sympathetic to the idea that people are too quick to claim an -ism or a -phobia to shut down legitimate discussion and I'm sure you are too.
But our position -- that people should be more grown up about these matters and accept that there is going to be a certain amount of friction between competing groups and simply shouting "racism!" is no answer -- is not the majority position foisted on us by leftwing communists like Ruffalo and this plain-jane nobody actress.

When we said, accurately, that covid was grown in a Chinese lab, we were called conspiracy-addled #AsianHate racists.

Their rule is that any opposition to what a minority group wants, especially when combined with "dog whistles" and "age-old tropes," is definitely racism.

So choke on it.

Meanwhile, another flabby gasbag imbecile, David Harbour, is complaining about capitalism as he simultaneously shows off his mansion to a magazine.

And Anne Hathaway decided she needed some attention:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 First with the Blade

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:10 PM (J1FkQ)

2 > Mark Ruffalo
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I have to admit... who is this fucker and should I care? I don't recognize, or have seen anything he's been affiliated with.

Go away.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (2Cry5)

3 I believe it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (ExV1e)

4
It's murder you stupid bitch.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (/QHx4)

5 I haz nooded. No doubt Elric was trying to come up with a poem to properly inform the prior thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)

6 I don’t give a flaming rat’s asshole dipped in paint thinner about the proposed Paramount merger.

I think it will suck for consumers like every other merger in the history of the world. There is no benefit whatsoever to any of us. The entire purpose of mergers is to fuck consumers so the rich can get richer. This is no different.

But … maybe I like this merger because the left hates it so much.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:15 PM (J1FkQ)

7 Damn Anne Hathaway.... seems I dodged a bullet...

I was born at MERCY HOSPITAL 67 years ago... back before Mercy had been redefined.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 06:16 PM (mP0Kj)

8 I have never watched a movie just because Ruffalo was in it. I have avoided movies when I knew he was in them.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 01, 2026 06:16 PM (PE5pE)

9 5 I haz nooded. No doubt Elric was trying to come up with a poem to properly inform the prior thread.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 06:14 PM (ExV1e)
——

[Insert side-eye monkey meme]

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:17 PM (J1FkQ)

10 >>>6 I don’t give a flaming rat’s asshole dipped in paint thinner about the proposed Paramount merger.

I do. They're attempting to create a "rule" that conservatives -- or just non-leftists -- aren't allowed to own any media companies. If it can influence public opinion, the left has the exclusive right to own it and direct it.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 06:17 PM (1wjle)

11 You can read the letter at the link, if you're a glutton for stupid. The basic claim is that if you're opposing Trump and Israel, there really is no such thing as "antisemitism." All is fair and permissible when fighting for the Red-Green alliance.
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Ah, Special Pleading gets new life!

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (Fi81e)

12
*whispers furiously to aide*

Who is this Mark Ruffalo?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (wHs2E)

13 4
It's murder you stupid bitch.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (/QHx4)

What are the odds she's a huge supporter of Lindsay Clancy?

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (wLjpr)

14 >>>8 I have never watched a movie just because Ruffalo was in it. I have avoided movies when I knew he was in them.

yeah I never bothered to see the new Spider-Man even though I still like Spider-Man and the other movies were decent or good.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (1wjle)

15 In OT non-gluttony for stupid newz, apparently the turbans are sending drones at Kuwait. Reportedly no casualties from earlier BM attacks on Jordan.

Still awaiting US response promised by Trump today if Iran dared retaliate to initial strikes. May come over several days and in several ways. I have my druthers, but CENTCOM hasn't asked me.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (U/Byj)

16 Why is it that all the troublemakers in the news always have foreign (non-european) names?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (uN0Fq)

17
moki,

100%

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (/QHx4)

18 Anne Hathaway is inconvenient.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (dK+Kv)

19 But … maybe I like this merger because the left hates it so much.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:15 PM (J1FkQ)

It amuses me that the Left are worried that we will not have competition in our news...

But didn't say shit about the consolidation of the Meat Packing industry... now 4 companies control over 80%, with two of those companies having LARGE foreign ownership stakes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (mP0Kj)

20 I've heard the Ruffalo name but couldn't pick him out of a line-up or tell you what he gets paid to do.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (U/Byj)

21 Who cares what a fake AI actor does or says? I mean he is only famous because marvel picked him to be the Hulk in human form.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (cpFbA)

22 Two comments on the Anne Hathaway bloodthirstiness.

1. This ‘mercy’ meme must be the new NPC download. I’ve heard it several times from leftwing trash in rapid succession.

2. Anne is a few years away from OF.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (J1FkQ)

23 >>>Who is this Mark Ruffalo?

He's the cro-magnon looking moronic pussy who plays a brilliant scientist AND his gigantic powerful alter-ego, The Hulk.

He's miscast in both roles. His natural type is sad retarded man who spends all his time in his basement masturbating.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (1wjle)

24 I'm sympathetic to the idea that people are too quick to claim an -ism or a -phobia to shut down legitimate discussion and I'm sure you are too.
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But that's the first resort for these assholes.

"It can't be racist when we do it."

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (Fi81e)

25 Mark Ruffalo. Has there ever been someone more undeserving of acclaim than that guy?

The mind boggles. Him playing some super genius scientist is comedy gold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

26 12
*whispers furiously to aide*

Who is this Mark Ruffalo?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (wHs2E)

You wouldn't like him if he got madz....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (mP0Kj)

27 >>>Who is this Mark Ruffalo?

He's the cro-magnon looking moronic pussy who plays a brilliant scientist AND his gigantic powerful alter-ego, The Hulk.

He's miscast in both roles. His natural type is sad retarded man who spends all his time in his basement masturbating.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (1wjle)

lol, beat me to it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:21 PM (dK+Kv)

28 22 Two comments on the Anne Hathaway bloodthirstiness.

1. This ‘mercy’ meme must be the new NPC download. I’ve heard it several times from leftwing trash in rapid succession.

2. Anne is a few years away from OF.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (J1FkQ)

This Mercy plays directly into the concept of 'suicidal empathy'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 06:21 PM (mP0Kj)

29 >>>25 Mark Ruffalo. Has there ever been someone more undeserving of acclaim than that guy?

I never got it. THe first time I saw him, he was the romantic lead in a Reece Witherspoon movie, where she played a ghost. (Don't blame me, the GF wanted to see it.)

And I was like: This is a romantic male lead? For whom, exactly? He's ugly and he looks like he's confused by breathing.

I'm pretty sure his politics eased his way into many roles.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (1wjle)

30 Anne Hathaway is inconvenient.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (dK+Kv)
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"Infidels are nothing if not inconvenient." -- Wahabis, everywhere.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (Fi81e)

31 Yep, long past time for major action in the meatpacking sector, including excluding foreign ownership. Chy-nah has its malevolent hooks sunk deep there.

Of course the anti-trust action against meatpacking should be accompanied by a 100% delousing of the sector WRT illegal alien labor. But not clear this kind of thing, which is 90% of the mass illegal migration disaster, will actually be addressed, at all. Clock is ticking. Maybe Bensman will be able to shed some light on WTF is going on inside the machine.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (U/Byj)

32 Special needs children are a light in this world pointing the way to all that is blessed and true.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (q177U)

33 Who cares what a fake AI actor does or says? I mean he is only famous because marvel picked him to be the Hulk in human form.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 01, 2026 06:19 PM (cpFbA)

Pretty sure there were glory holes involved.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (dK+Kv)

34 I often wonder just how much of the AWFL psychosis we're seeing is the result of unresolved post-abortive trauma.

Posted by: Polka will never die at September 01, 2026 06:23 PM (rPBx2)

35 So basically Western society is caught up in a Jewish civil war.

Cool.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)

36
Maybe we should be like China and eliminate female babies. Would that be all right with Miz Hathaway?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:23 PM (wHs2E)

37 You can tell someone has an illegal latino migrant cleaning the house daily when they have exposed copper taps in the bathroom and handmade subway tiles.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:23 PM (uN0Fq)

38
Polka,

Good point.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 06:24 PM (/QHx4)

39 "Anne Hathaway: “Abortion can be another word for mercy.”

But thankfully for all of us that were no aborted, we did NOT receive that sort of "mercy".

"Mercy" (as I heard it) is the withholding of merited judgment. "Grace" is the giving of undeserved favor. I don't think unborn babies merit any sort of death judgment, in any case.

Grace, Mercy and Peace be upon you all, who were not sacrificed before birth.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2026 06:24 PM (vbXSk)

40 Anne Hathaway thinks it can be merciful to end human life deemed inconvenient.

Anne Hathaway and the hosts of the View are worse than inconvenient , they're stupid...Maybe they should all go to Canada and fix the issue themselves.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 06:25 PM (l3cgK)

41 I often wonder just how much of the AWFL psychosis we're seeing is the result of unresolved post-abortive trauma.
Posted by: Polka will never die at September 01, 2026 06:23 PM (rPBx2)
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That's part of it, and also the fact that God has been displaced and there's nothing left but a void that is filled with media and self-love.

It's all pagan when you get down to it. Just like Rome. I'm reading St. Augustine and he's nailing all of it. Sexual license and depravity, both suicide and infanticide, and of course the hotness of child-trafficking via "surrogates."

Everything old is new again. Pride Month is the Festival of Cybele.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)

42 Who is this Mark Ruffalo?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (wHs2E)

He is the Sean Penn of Seth Rogans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:25 PM (dK+Kv)

43 Polka,

Good point.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 06:24 PM (/QHx4)

POLKA, POLKA, POLKA

Posted by: That Fucked up show at September 01, 2026 06:25 PM (NtVYv)

44 Ruffalo would not be "embattled" if he just kept his stupid gob zipped and got his mind right.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:26 PM (wVcYX)

45 Is there a universal, paradigm-free scale of "inconvenience"?

Otherwise, we're pretty much making our convenience the basis of making life and death decisions.

ICE found Rene Not-good rather inconvenient. And she seemed to revel in continuing to be an inconvenience.

Isn't the purpose of #Resist, somebody else inconvenience?

Isn't inconvenience the weapon the progs use to "make people care" when they are blocking the roads and highways? "Making it your problem"

If they have cited inconvenience--well then, the presence of border-jumpers in America is simply citable as an inconvenience.

No, this is atheist-slop.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:26 PM (Fi81e)

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

47 My people used all parts of the Ruffalo.

Posted by: Heaped Big Lizzy Warren at September 01, 2026 06:27 PM (MWfyi)

48 That Einbinder girl besides yelling "f**k ICE" also said "Free Palestine". Wonder if she would give up her security like AG Nessel suggested

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:27 PM (rNkEQ)

49 Special needs children are a light in this world pointing the way to all that is blessed and true.
Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (q177U)

This.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:27 PM (wVcYX)

50 "Anne Hathaway: “Abortion can be another word for mercy.”

But thankfully for all of us that were no aborted, we did NOT receive that sort of "mercy".

"Mercy" (as I heard it) is the withholding of merited judgment. "Grace" is the giving of undeserved favor. I don't think unborn babies merit any sort of death judgment, in any case.

Grace, Mercy and Peace be upon you all, who were not sacrificed before birth.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2026 06:24 PM (vbXSk

I think she likes it in out door

Posted by: WHOLES at September 01, 2026 06:27 PM (NtVYv)

51 43 Polka,

Good point.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 06:24 PM (/QHx4)

POLKA, POLKA, POLKA
Posted by: That Fucked up show

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Cut it, or CBD will start posting accordion music.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (uN0Fq)

52 The barrel knows what you did, Axeman.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (dK+Kv)

53 Who is this Mark Ruffalo?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

When a farm dog and a bison are in heat and really get it on, that's what they have to scoop up afterward.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (88C+u)

54 American Jews have stopped giving Israel complete unequivocal support.
That generation that did is dying off.

Posted by: Paul at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (CPOAE)

55 And Anne Hathaway decided she needed some attention

In fairness, Ms. Hathaway doesn't get the attention around here that she used to.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (0sNs1)

56 Thing about that "mercy".

No human is the benefactor of it, because fetii "aren't human".

See other propaganda on that topic.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:29 PM (Fi81e)

57 *whispers furiously to aide*

Who is this Mark Ruffalo?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Is wealthy owner of Ruffalo Wild Wings, sahib

Posted by: H1b aide "Greg" at September 01, 2026 06:29 PM (4RYRd)

58
2. Anne is a few years away from OF.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (J1FkQ)



A few months. It's common knowledge that she enthusiastically takes it up the pooper.

Yes, I know that her love for anal sex is supposed to be a misunderstanding from a single interview, but I'm pretty much convinced that the evil bitch let the truth slip out in that interview.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 06:29 PM (y9nCu)

59 My people used all parts of the Ruffalo.
Posted by: Heaped Big Lizzy Warren at September 01, 2026 06:27 PM (MWfyi)

We always hang in a Ruffalo stance

Posted by: The Bufallo Girls at September 01, 2026 06:29 PM (NtVYv)

60 Cut it, or CBD will start posting accordion music.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (uN0Fq)

From your keyboard to the cob's ear

Posted by: Polka will never die at September 01, 2026 06:29 PM (rPBx2)

61
It's all pagan when you get down to it. Just like Rome. I'm reading St. Augustine and he's nailing all of it. Sexual license and depravity, both suicide and infanticide, and of course the hotness of child-trafficking via "surrogates."

Everything old is new again. Pride Month is the Festival of Cybele.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:25 PM (ZOv7s)

Bingo!!! Add in the massive "romantasy" addiction, which is simply human/demon sex, and you have a positively antediluvian society. And the Almighty said He wasn't going to flood the earth again...

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (wLjpr)

62
Hathaway in German: Lebensunwertes Leben

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (wHs2E)

63 Seems like the solution is to just claim all Palestinians are inconvenient.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (viF8m)

64 When a farm dog and a bison are in heat and really get it on, that's what they have to scoop up afterward.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (88C+u)
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Large-bodied hairy woman. "Ruff-Ruff, look at that buffalo!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

65 Anne Hathaway: "Abortion can be another word for mercy."

Satan smiles. What an abhorently evil human being.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (TN0g+)

66 I don't know who either of those people are. They are as mosquitoes, buzzy and annoying blood suckers.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (MWfyi)

67 From Quick Hits:

147 I decided I read too much that was grim and decided to start reading something more happy. So i started listening to the Eisenhorn(?) WARHAMMER 40k novels on audible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)


RavensDagger, a prolific writer of webnovels mostly on Royal Road, has recently started Bite The Stars (now on Volume 2), a fanfic crossover of Warhammer 40k with his original cyberpunk/alien invasion LitRPG hit, Stray Cat Strut.

Word of warning: SCS has its own large fanfic community, but it's pretty dodgy, because the postulated nanotech resonated hard with the trans and furry fetish communities. Point is, it's funny and charming to see someone with his own IP, with its own turbofans, geeking out over someone else's.

Links go to Royal Road
Bite The Stars:
https://tinyurl.com/2k5sxwvc

Stray Cat Strut:
https://tinyurl.com/2s36zdkb

Content warning: the insertion of SCS's 'Protector' tech is likely to raise 40k's tone to GrimBright. Also, the author's past works provide a forecast of scattered ultraviolence with a chance of lesbians.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (ke3zm)

68 CBD will start posting accordion music.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM


Why do you say that like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: zombie Myron Florin at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (0sNs1)

69 Marc Ruffalo is one of these guys who I’m absolutely amazed ever progressed beyond flipping burgers at McDonalds.

He’s not good-looking, not charismatic, not a good actor, and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. He’s also a totally ignorant prick who I want to smash in the fucking face. Yet he’s lived an incredibly charmed life with no shortage of A-List roles.

My thinking is that deals with the Devil are real.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (J1FkQ)

70 Posted by: Paul at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (CPOAE)

speaking of enthusiastically taking it up the exhaust pipe

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (88C+u)

71 In what weird space does Ann Hathaway live? At 43yrs old and expecting her third child..."abortion is a mercy."

I don't even want to know how she figures this as I don't like her or her acting. Whipping her tits out is not acting, it is vanity for attention. Like no one has ever seen that boring trick of the trade. Who says no at this point? I would have (which is why I am not acting and didn't model).

Demons think this way, Ann. Congrats on identifying yourself.

Is it "merciful" for the poor mother who could not bother with birth control or keep her legs closed? An inconvience? Especially for those special ones with careers who wait til their 40's or go to surrogates. Merciful for my exBF who found it inconvienent in her 20's and aborted twice...only to wait til age 45 and could not conceive?

It is certainly not merciful for the baby who'd like to live.

Note that I will never call the baby a xygote, embryo or fetus. That wee soul is a baby human; and abortion is murder.

You will be forgiven once you figure this out and repent.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)

72 Hannah Einbinder is Larraine Newman's daughter . Her defective brain is probably due to the massive amount of blow her mom did

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (rNkEQ)

73 First Ruffalo gal go around the outside
Round the outside, round the outside (You know it)

Posted by: The Bufallo Girls at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (NtVYv)

74 You can’t rollerskate in a ruffalo herd.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (LHPAg)

75 "Mercy" (as I heard it) is the withholding of merited judgment. "Grace" is the giving of undeserved favor. I don't think unborn babies merit any sort of death judgment, in any case.

Grace, Mercy and Peace be upon you all, who were not sacrificed before birth.
Posted by: illiniwek

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I was going to make a joke about the ladies in Pilgrim's Progress, ("upon you all")

But this comment is too good to sully. Thank your for it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (uN0Fq)

76 Seems like the solution is to just claim all Palestinians are inconvenient.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (viF8m)
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Kiddie-gender-manglers sure the fuck are.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (Fi81e)

77 He's [Ruffalo] ugly and he looks like he's confused by breathing.

I'm pretty sure his politics eased his way into many roles.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (1wjle)

Description checks out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:32 PM (wVcYX)

78 with a chance of lesbians.
Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM


Are they ... ... busty?

Asking for a browser tab.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at September 01, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)

79
My thinking is that deals with the Devil are real.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (J1FkQ)

________

Right upon the scaffold, Wrong upon the throne.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:33 PM (wHs2E)

80 You know what movie I really like Mark Ruffalo in?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:33 PM (dK+Kv)

81 Bingo!!! Add in the massive "romantasy" addiction, which is simply human/demon sex, and you have a positively antediluvian society. And the Almighty said He wasn't going to flood the earth again...
Posted by: moki at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (wLjpr)
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There's no need. We have a Redeemer. And I'm already seeing reports that college inquiries about conversion are double what they were last year. I've volunteered to be an OCIA sponsor, and the intakes in February and May are outpacing last year, so we'll see what the fall looks like.

But that is the answer. Return to God.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)

82 Ruffalo is one of those clowns that never stops giving. He's always the smartest guy in the room. He should go back to bartending and shut his clamhole.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 06:33 PM (Ujrb8)

83
Other notable names included: Joel Coen, Todd Haynes, Ilana Glazer, James Schamus, Emma Seligman, Tony Kushner, Jane Schoenbrun, and Wallace Shawn.

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Except for Joel Coen, never heard of them. If that's Joel Coen of the Coen brothers, I'd have to say he's not stupid. Maybe when someone is immersed in particular world, and intensively busy in it all day, there is a functional idiot savant quality that develops -- too involved to look beyond the immediate.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 06:33 PM (azNOR)

84 (Don't blame me, the GF wanted to see it.)

And I was like: This is a romantic male lead? For whom, exactly? He's ugly and he looks like he's confused by breathing.

Posted by: ace

GF=garret fox?

Posted by: Miklos hesitates to speculate at September 01, 2026 06:33 PM (4RYRd)

85 >>>Whipping her tits out is not acting, it is vanity for attention.

It is redeeming, in some small way.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

86 Goldfeder made them look like the retards they are. They should be embarrassed how foolish he makes them look but these narcissistic commies have no shame or self awareness.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:35 PM (KC5Lt)

87 I always thought Mark Ruffalo was a doofus in any movie I saw. No like.

Hollywood sucks. I have to wonder what others, fairly normal people, who went into this 51yrs ago think. I also wonder if the first guy I loved, a grad student filmmaker, would have rebelled or been part of it. He died before he went to Hollywood. Would he have become a demon, too, as well as a liberal loon? Magic 8 Ball points to probably.

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about it but know conservatives are in the minority in that hellscape. That's what they should change the Hollywood sign to.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:35 PM (hzuYO)

88
But that is the answer. Return to God.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)

Amen and amen!

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2026 06:35 PM (wLjpr)

89
The indians used all parts of the Ruffalo, but not all the parts from all the Ruffalo

Posted by: The Bufallo Girls at September 01, 2026 06:35 PM (NtVYv)

90 I don't think wishing they all get ass cancer is asking too much.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 06:36 PM (PbWRL)

91 Just read on the "Hot Air" site that Marcus Coleman from CA who was shown in the previous thread is a legal truck driver and his wife is also a legal immigrant as well. No wonder he's so PO at the Democrats and their open borders policies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:36 PM (ONl1C)

92 Seems like the solution is to just claim all Palestinians are inconvenient.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 06:30 PM (viF8m)
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Kiddie-gender-manglers sure the fuck are.
Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (Fi81e)

Or rely on the mercy of the IDF.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:37 PM (uhVAy)

93 CBD will start posting accordion music.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM

Why do you say that like it's a Bad Thing?
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Well, the choice would be tough but generally speaking I'd rather hear accordian music than banjo music...or anything by Alanis Morissette.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 06:37 PM (TN0g+)

94 Now, the new letter published on Tuesday signed by Jewish figures defended Ruffalo as it argued against what it said were 'false and dangerous weaponization of charges of antisemitism.
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That's why they keep useful idiots on retainer.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)

95 Other notable names included: Joel Coen, Todd Haynes, Ilana Glazer, James Schamus, Emma Seligman, Tony Kushner, Jane Schoenbrun, and Wallace Shawn.

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Dunno how "notable" any of these names are...except for Wallace Shawn, who really should stop snorting iocane powder.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 06:37 PM (FZ29D)

96 The only movie I ever saw Ruffalo in was The Kids are Alright. It's about a lesbian couple with children . He's the sperm donor of each of their children. It's a big hot amongst the film set. I was bored and turned it off after 20 minutes
Never seen him be Hulk.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:37 PM (rNkEQ)

97 My thinking is that deals with the Devil are real.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (J1FkQ)
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Very much so. The fallen angels delight in degrading us, and that's why they always turn to disgusting acts of perversion.

The thing that really hit me was just a couple of weeks ago I got to a discussion of Cybele and her cult and DAMN IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE.

Wild orgiastic rites, ritual castration, the mother devours her child. Nothing is new.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:37 PM (ZOv7s)

98 Just read on the "Hot Air" site that Marcus Coleman from CA who was shown in the previous thread is a legal truck driver and his wife is also a legal immigrant as well. No wonder he's so PO at the Democrats and their open borders policies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:36 PM (ONl1C)

Just need for a number of them to turn that into GOP votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)

99
"Of the five identifiable steps by which the Nazis carried out the principle of 'life unworthy of life,' coercive sterilization was the first. There followed the killing of 'impaired' children in hospitals; and then the killing of 'impaired' adults, mostly collected from mental hospitals, in centers especially equipped with carbon monoxide gas. This project was extended (in the same killing centers) to "impaired' inmates of concentration and extermination camps and, finally, to mass killings in the extermination camps themselves."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:38 PM (wHs2E)

100 >>>Now, the new letter published on Tuesday signed by Jewish figures defended Ruffalo as it argued against what it said were 'false and dangerous weaponization of charges of antisemitism.'

That's conspicuously, exactly what an antisemite would say.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:38 PM (dK+Kv)

101 Voters have turned against Donald Trump's crusade against Canada, rejecting his rebranding of Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' by more than two to one.

A new Daily Mail/JL Partners poll finds only 20 percent of Americans support the name change, while 46 percent oppose it.

Even Americans who previously voted for Trump in 2024 only supported it by 33 percent, while 31 percent rejected the name change.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre Decision Desque at September 01, 2026 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

102 Didn't that filthy looking actor with the bathtub r*!e some actress?

And Ann Hathaway is a monster.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 06:39 PM (lCppi)

103 The absolute dearth of talent in entertainment today makes M&A the only activity that generates interest or enthusiasm

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 06:39 PM (bX16E)

104 "Of the five identifiable steps by which the Nazis carried out the principle of 'life unworthy of life,' coercive sterilization was the first. There followed the killing of 'impaired' children in hospitals; and then the killing of 'impaired' adults, mostly collected from mental hospitals, in centers especially equipped with carbon monoxide gas. This project was extended (in the same killing centers) to "impaired' inmates of concentration and extermination camps and, finally, to mass killings in the extermination camps themselves."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:38 PM (wHs2E)
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Right, get rid of the "Inconvenient eaters".

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)

105 Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy

It sounded to me that Mr. Coleman - from that clip- was no fan of Democrats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:39 PM (ONl1C)

106 "We stand proudly with Mark Ruffalo, and with all decent people..."

That's the problem right there. Mark "water should be free" Ruffalo isn't a decent person. He's a performer. If he restricted his performances to entertaining, he might be better.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 01, 2026 06:39 PM (vLVqW)

107 He's no Lou Ferrigno.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)

108 Ruffalo has always been a C level talent who has been promoted far above his abilities.

He must give fantastic beejers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 06:40 PM (XV/Pl)

109
We're just all bricks in the wall

Posted by: Annie Hathiwhey at September 01, 2026 06:40 PM (NtVYv)

110 I did like Shutter Island. Ruffalo was just a supporting actor and could have easily been replaced .

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)

111 The absolute dearth of talent in entertainment today makes M&A the only activity that generates interest or enthusiasm

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 06:39 PM (bX16E)
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M&A? "Mams and ass"?

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (Fi81e)

112 I always thought Mark Ruffalo was a doofus in any movie I saw.
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Hollywood has spent the last 30 years trying to convince us that wimpy, white, doofusses are what Americans want starring in their movies. I won't watch anything that has Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, or Steve Carell as the featured male star.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (TN0g+)

113 My thinking is that deals with the Devil are real.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (J1FkQ)
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Demons are very, very real.

They are all too keen on promising to giving you everything you want, while taking away everything that matters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (FZ29D)

114 Well time for the evening bike ride. Maybe back later.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

115 Anne Hathaway at 43 is Pregnant right now... No mercy for this one I guess.. It will have to live with her..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (+gK6I)

116 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue

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Well, I'm suing the f*ck out of Steven Seagal then.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (ndZc7)

117 Ruffalo kinda has gotten the Oliver Platt casting when Oliver Platt was a thing, but Ruffalo is no Oliver Platt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (XV/Pl)

118 Note that I will never call the baby a xygote, embryo or fetus. That wee soul is a baby human; and abortion is murder.

You will be forgiven once you figure this out and repent.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)

fetus means 'offspring' in Latin. Another case of leftists using words to mean the opposite of what they meant at first.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

119 I did like Shutter Island. Ruffalo was just a supporting actor and could have easily been replaced .

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)

By a cardboard cutout. Same as in every role. Not as bad as Nick Cage. But at least Cage keeps his yap shut and attempts to entertain people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (dK+Kv)

120 I liked Zodiac, despite the presence of Roofalow. The rest of the cast was really solid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (0aYVJ)

121 Lily Allen. A singer, I guess. She wrote an album about that dirty man-bun person who she was married to for some strange reason. Some sample lyrics:
“I found a shoebox full of handwritten letters / From brokenhearted women wishing you could have been better / Sheets pulled off the bed / Strewn all on the floor / Long black hair probably from the night before,” she recalls. “Duane Reade bag with the handles tied / Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside / Hundreds of Trojans, you're so fucking broken / How'd I get caught up in your double life?”
And with that in mind, it’s perhaps notable that before her and David’s split, Lily spoke openly about her and David’s sex life on her podcast, where she expressed her discomfort at the things he'd request in the bedroom.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (lCppi)

122 Anne Hathaway at 43 is Pregnant right now... No mercy for this one I guess.. It will have to live with her..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (+gK6I)

We're all just bricks in the wall

Posted by: Ann Hathiwhey at September 01, 2026 06:40 PM (NtVYv)

Posted by: Annie Hathiwhey at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

123 Tolerable accordion music:

Polka Face

youtube.com/watch?v=MRJILK3NxSM

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi)

124
I'll admit that Ruffalo was pretty good in his last scene from "Collateral"... when Tom Cruise double-taps him in the chest with a couple of 45s. Dead before his body hits the ground.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 06:42 PM (y9nCu)

125 Too bad Hathaway's mom didn't feel the same about her.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 06:43 PM (PbWRL)

126 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue
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Can I sue him for their garish grotesquerie of twisted logic?

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:43 PM (Fi81e)

127
Actors sound plausible reciting lines written by someone else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:43 PM (wHs2E)

128 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue

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Well, I'm suing the f*ck out of Steven Seagal then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (ndZc7)

Another pillar of jurisprudence in the castle of CJ Roberts.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:43 PM (uhVAy)

129 1984

Antisemitic tropes are justified defense of the oppressed

Lies are truth

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:43 PM (KC5Lt)

130 I have no idea who Mark Ruffalo is. I have never seen him in any movie or show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:43 PM (ONl1C)

131 David Harbour is a bipolar alcoholic socialist asshole. But mostly an asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (rNkEQ)

132 116 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue

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Well, I'm suing the f*ck out of Steven Seagal then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (ndZc7)


I'm suing Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (+gK6I)

133 Tom Cruise chose Hathaway as his co-star for Days of Thunder 2. Shame on you Tom.

Posted by: Tuna at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (lJ0H4)

134 The Great Lakes are in the news, are they not?

The WSJ reports:

"Google has said users in the U.S. will see “Lake America,” while users in Canada will see “Lake Ontario.” Users outside of both countries will see both names."

Apple has also made the switch to "Lake America".

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (rj6Yv)

135 Ruffalo Birrs!

Posted by: Chinese football fan at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (u73oe)

136 Not Randolph Scott~~!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (diia5)

137 I've lost patience with idiots using their putative Judaism as a shield to defend jew-haters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

138 Note that I will never call the baby a xygote, embryo or fetus. That wee soul is a baby human; and abortion is murder.

You will be forgiven once you figure this out and repent.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:31 PM (hzuYO)

Their favorite seems to be "clump of cells." As if we're all not just clumps of cells.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 06:45 PM (lCppi)

139
A few months. It's common knowledge that she enthusiastically takes it up the pooper.

Yes, I know that her love for anal sex is supposed to be a misunderstanding from a single interview, but I'm pretty much convinced that the evil bitch let the truth slip out in that interview.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 06:29 PM (y9nCu)
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How lovely for her? I have other things to say but will refrain.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:45 PM (hzuYO)

140 116 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue
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Well, I'm suing the f*ck out of Steven Seagal then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (ndZc7)

I'm suing Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (+gK6I)

Combine them into a nationwide class action suit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:45 PM (wVcYX)

141 "Aesthetic Injury" the new term for something you can WALK THE FUCK OFF!

I wonder if he's putting it out there for the WH ballroom, to give the injunctions a chance at new life.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

142 There's another campaign - overlapping signatories from the Paramount letter:

Over 200 public figures have signed onto a petition calling for the release of prominent Palestinian security prisoner Marwan Barghouti, who is serving five life terms for his role in terror attacks in which five Israelis were killed, a campaign for his freedom said Wednesday.

The diverse range of celebrities who signed onto the “Free Marwan” petition included several Jewish names, such as British actors Stephen Fry and Miriam Margolyes, American singer-songwriter Paul Simon, and American actresses Hannah Einbinder and Ilana Glazer.

Other prominent names included actors Mark Ruffalo, Sir Ian McKellen, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tilda Swinton, and Josh O’Connor; musicians Annie Lennox, Sting, and Brian Eno; and author Margaret Atwood.

British broadcaster Gary Lineker and Virgin boss Richard Branson also added their support.

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

143 Seriously : why do they keep voting for Democrats?

Posted by: torabora at September 01, 2026 06:46 PM (8Kdzn)

144 Not Randolph Scott~~!!!
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Whatever happened to him?

Posted by: The Statler Brothers at September 01, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

145 Voters have turned against Donald Trump's crusade against Canada, rejecting his rebranding of Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' by more than two to one.

A new Daily Mail/JL Partners poll finds only 20 percent of Americans support the name change, while 46 percent oppose it.

Even Americans who previously voted for Trump in 2024 only supported it by 33 percent, while 31 percent rejected the name change.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre Decision Desque at September 01, 2026 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

But you don't get to vote on it, do you?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

146 116 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue
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Well, I'm suing the f*ck out of Steven Seagal then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (ndZc7)

I'm suing Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (+gK6I)
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Man, ABC is going to lose a lot of money on the View!

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e)

147 I have no idea who Mark Ruffalo is. I have never seen him in any movie or show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:43 PM (ONl1C)

You haven't watched 13 Going on 30 100 times?

Come sit by me. I'll pop the popcorn. You bring the Diet Coke.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 06:47 PM (lCppi)

148 @136 Ride the High Country was on last night. Scott's last and best movie. A great film

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:47 PM (rNkEQ)

149 "As if we're all not just clumps of cells.
Posted by: LASue"

Some are more clumpy than others.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 06:48 PM (MWfyi)

150 34 I often wonder just how much of the AWFL psychosis we're seeing is the result of unresolved post-abortive trauma.
Posted by: Polka will never die at September 01, 2026 06:23 PM (rPBx2)

Most of it. And if it isn't that, it's oral contraceptives. Nothing makes a woman crazier than her hormones on a roller coaster, not to mention the notion that she has murdered her own babies.

Both of those, BTW, lead to a higher incidence of breast cancer. Who knew messing with hormones could cause such havoc? Oh, yeah, we knew. But there's so much money in both that nobody ever does the research or publishes that opinion.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 06:48 PM (dEHLq)

151 The Great Lakes are in the news, are they not?

The WSJ reports:

"Google has said users in the U.S. will see “Lake America,” while users in Canada will see “Lake Ontario.” Users outside of both countries will see both names."

Apple has also made the switch to "Lake America".
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (rj6Yv)

Seems untrue, I saw clips of Canadian govt sites that had the Lake America change.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:48 PM (uhVAy)

152 139
A few months. It's common knowledge that she enthusiastically takes it up the pooper.

Yes, I know that her love for anal sex is supposed to be a misunderstanding from a single interview, but I'm pretty much convinced that the evil bitch let the truth slip out in that interview.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 06:29 PM (y9nCu)
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How lovely for her? I have other things to say but will refrain.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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It is simply that Anne has a fondness for the location where she entered this world.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

153 Man, ABC is going to lose a lot of money on the View!
Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:47 PM (Fi81e)
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The SC vote should NEVER have been that close. Doesn't bode well.

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 06:49 PM (kX27y)

154 David Harbour is a bipolar alcoholic socialist asshole. But mostly an asshole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (rNkEQ)
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Yeah, the other terms are just redundant.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 06:49 PM (FZ29D)

155 127- some actors are fine people and you'd never know what their politics are . Unfortunately, a lot of those folks have died. George Weigel writing on the National Catholic Register says " A man for all seasons may be the best film ever written." I have no idea what Paul Scofield's politics were:

https://tinyurl.com/etv2wcxp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:49 PM (EQmpy)

156 Mark Ruffalo is a below-average doughy-faced little twat with no acting ability and less credibility. I'm not sure he is smart enough to be antisemitic, honestly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 06:49 PM (dEHLq)

157 Lake America! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:49 PM (KC5Lt)

158 "Aesthetic Injury" the new term for something you can WALK THE FUCK OFF!

I wonder if he's putting it out there for the WH ballroom, to give the injunctions a chance at new life.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

It's in the Constitution, right next to the penumenations and emambras clause.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (dK+Kv)

159 No Israel, no war.

Posted by: Sid at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (8GG05)

160 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue
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Well, I'm suing the f*ck out of Steven Seagal then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 06:41 PM (ndZc7)

I'm suing Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (+gK6I)

Combine them into a nationwide class action suit.
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Have you or your family ever been hurt or killed by exposure to Steven Segall or Rosa DeLauro. YOU may be entitled to compensation. Call now to speak to one of our licensed idiots at 1-800-HORDE-UP

Posted by: AOS Legal Services at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (TN0g+)

161 127- some actors are fine people and you'd never know what their politics are . Unfortunately, a lot of those folks have died. George Weigel writing on the National Catholic Register says " A man for all seasons may be the best film ever written." I have no idea what Paul Scofield's politics were:

https://tinyurl.com/etv2wcxp
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:49 PM (EQmpy)
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I concur with that assessment. However Bolt's play is even a cut above the movie.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e)

162 It is simply that Anne has a fondness for the location where she entered this world.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 06:48 PM (E4rtv)

I'm put in mind of the statement concerning a fabulous faggot:

The last time he smelled pussy he was being shot out of one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (dEHLq)

163
Their favorite seems to be "clump of cells." As if we're all not just clumps of cells.
Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 06:45 PM (lCppi)

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Planned Parenthood's Propaganda since the mid-70's at least.

Pity that modern science and technology can now detect a heartbeat at 6wks gestation. Which is why many Planned Parenthood offices don't have sonograms as they are in the murder business.

When a mother and father hear that first heartbeat it speaks to your own soul of who you created thanks to God's grace and love.

Many potential abortions change when the mother hears that sound.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (hzuYO)

164 Posted by: Sid at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (8GG05)

Retard says what?

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (KC5Lt)

165

A new Daily Mail/JL Partners poll finds only 20 percent of Americans support the name change, while 46 percent oppose it.

I think I found the problem

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:51 PM (+gK6I)

166 128 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue


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Blackman over at Volokh thinks that Roberts was hoping to flip Barrett, so he wrote the dissent as if it would be the ruling. (It's a good piece, read it)

Hard to believe such a hack made it to Chief Justice. What a pansy.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:52 PM (uN0Fq)

167 Where can I find info that claims Ruffalo to be of Iranian descent?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 06:52 PM (2Ez/1)

168 Getting a T-storm

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

169 If you want to talk about Aesthetic Injury, let's discuss rainbow crosswalks.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 06:52 PM (MWfyi)

170 Retard says what?
Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (KC5Lt)

that there was worldwide peace pre 1948. Seems like a shaky premise.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy)

171 Posted by: Sid at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (8GG05)
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No Islam no war.

We can play this game too.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 06:53 PM (FZ29D)

172 Wallace Shawn was great in The Princess Bride. He exists otherwise on the upper west side of Manhattan. His father was editor of The New Yorker. The putz probably voted for Mamdani

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:53 PM (rNkEQ)

173 Sid, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 01, 2026 06:53 PM (u73oe)

174 In the phrase "Aesthetic Injury", "aesthetic" plays the role of "no actual".

This is a fucking "legal" version of "triggering".

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:53 PM (Fi81e)

175 Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:50 PM (Fi81e)

Yes, it's a really fine play. I read it many years ago. I don't think Bolt was a particularly religious man, yet he appreciated St. Thomas More

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:54 PM (EQmpy)

176 As if we're all not just clumps of cells.
Posted by: LASue
_________

I sure hope that's not literally true.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 06:54 PM (XvL8K)

177 What's an "Israel"?

Posted by: Tuthmosis III, rampaging through Canaan at September 01, 2026 06:54 PM (88C+u)

178 I think I found the problem
Posted by: It's me donna


The math ain't mathin?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 06:54 PM (aJQbY)

179 No Muslims, no war.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 06:55 PM (HinvH)

180 116 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue

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The whole thing is comical -- the guy did not live or work anywhere near it, but said he visited DC about once a month, and the "massing" was all wrong for the site.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:55 PM (uN0Fq)

181
The math ain't mathin?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 06:54 PM (aJQbY)

The Daily Mail

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:55 PM (+gK6I)

182 Getting a T-storm
Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

The motion weather map shows dark green above me, but everything is bone dry outside. Odd.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:56 PM (wVcYX)

183 The math ain't mathin?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 06:54 PM (aJQbY)

The Daily Mail
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:55 PM (+gK6I)

A paper steeped in American traditions...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:56 PM (uhVAy)

184 Wiki says Ruffalo is Italian on father's side and French Canadian on mothers. His father was of the Ba'hai faith. He's probably pissy because French Canadian

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:56 PM (rNkEQ)

185 Aesthetic Injury is something I would expect from Action Jackson. I wish Alito would have written something that would embarrass Roberts for being so ridiculously stupid.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:56 PM (KC5Lt)

186 If ever there was a case that says "The law only means what we want it to mean," this is it.

The idea the 4 justices dissented is crazy. A gross shame on the country. All 4 need to be impeached.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (uN0Fq)

187 The math ain't mathin?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 06:54 PM (aJQbY)

The Daily Mail
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 06:55 PM (+gK6I)

A paper steeped in American traditions...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:56 PM (uhVAy)

And aesthetic injury.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (dK+Kv)

188 In a viral X post, Ruffalo fired back that the "accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest."
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Meh. Deal with it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

189 Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:56 PM (wVcYX)

We’re not getting the rain we were promised.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (KC5Lt)

190 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue
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I'm retaining counsel to sue Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (XvL8K)

191 184 Wiki says Ruffalo is Italian on father's side and French Canadian on mothers. His father was of the Ba'hai faith. He's probably pissy because French Canadian
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:56 PM
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Yep, found all that. Where's the link to Iran?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 06:58 PM (2Ez/1)

192 John Iscariot Roberts has always been womanly, but is he actually identifying as a woman at this point?

Posted by: Delurker at September 01, 2026 06:58 PM (2Drhq)

193 "Aesthetic" standing is just a grab in the history of judicial power grabs.

Throw more things open to the chiming in of judges, multiply the "standing" of potential suits, so judges can rule "No real aesthetic injury" where they want to and halt things where they want to do that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:58 PM (Fi81e)

194 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue
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I'm retaining counsel to sue Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (XvL8K)

Oh man Rings of Power suits will destroy Amazon.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:59 PM (uhVAy)

195 I'm retaining counsel to sue Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

I'm suing zombie. The fat guy in leather screwing the tailpipe of an S-10 ruined me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 06:59 PM (HinvH)

196 I'm retaining counsel to sue Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (XvL8K)
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AoSHQ class action lawsuit?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 06:59 PM (FZ29D)

197 The trial is to begin in March. Will this put a monkey wrench init?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 06:59 PM (VPNgR)

198 By Roberts logic of "aesthetic injury" I could file suit against my own farts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:59 PM (rNkEQ)

199 I’m not anti Semitic, I just hate Israel.

That is not surprising coming from the Leftist Americans. They also say they don’t hate Americans, but they hate America.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (KC5Lt)

200 >>>Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue

I would like to see someone sue Roberts and his stupid pussy face all the way to the SCOTUS for the aesthetic injury of his stupid "it's a tax" obamacare ruling.

Fucking weasel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (dK+Kv)

201 TX Horde be safe in the storm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (HinvH)

202 I'm retaining counsel to sue Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

I'm suing zombie. The fat guy in leather screwing the tailpipe of an S-10 ruined me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 06:59 PM (HinvH)
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Next we'll be suing CBD for naked man on an ottoman.

Where does it end?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (FZ29D)

203 Blackman over at Volokh thinks that Roberts was hoping to flip Barrett, so he wrote the dissent as if it would be the ruling. (It's a good piece, read it)

Hard to believe such a hack made it to Chief Justice. What a pansy.
Posted by: bob

I read that. Blackman was too nice to Roberts. Roberts is and was a shit justice and a lousy chief. He is a reincarnation of Warren Burger always trying to manipulate the other justices and playing politics. The funny thing though is that over time, trying to manipulate your fellow justices begins to backfire as they end up resenting it.

By the time Burger retired, all of the other justices were glad to see his exit and even the liberals on the court did not mind too much that Rehnquist became Chief. They knew where they stood with Rehnquist and he did not play the manipulation game as chief.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (E4rtv)

204 In a viral X post, Ruffalo fired back that the "accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest."
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Meh. Deal with it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (RIvkX)
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But his logic the other way is "It must be racist--because that sounds like a racist thing to say."

I can conclude it is racist, because it sounds racist. Fundamental dishonesty can be called by both sides.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

205 We’re not getting the rain we were promised.
Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (KC5Lt)

Looks like Beaumont is getting it all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 07:01 PM (wVcYX)

206 I’m not anti Semitic, I just hate Israel.

That is not surprising coming from the Leftist Americans. They also say they don’t hate Americans, but they hate America.
Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (KC5Lt)

in both cases they lie. They hate Jews and they hate Americans. They can't hide it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

207 I never got it. THe first time I saw him, he was the romantic lead in a Reece Witherspoon movie, where she played a ghost. (Don't blame me, the GF wanted to see it.)

And I was like: This is a romantic male lead? For whom, exactly? He's ugly and he looks like he's confused by breathing.

I'm pretty sure his politics eased his way into many roles.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 06:22 PM (1wjle)

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That's the first movie I saw Ruffalo in and thought what a bumbler and he has been the same in every movie I saw him in since then, must admin not many.

BTW, how is he Iranian-descended? I thought the surname is Italian.

Posted by: Decaf at September 01, 2026 07:02 PM (ZNpJk)

208 But his logic the other way is "It must be racist--because that sounds like a racist thing to say."

I can conclude it is racist, because it sounds racist. Fundamental dishonesty can be called by both sides.
Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (Fi81e)

he says it is dishonest, but not that it is inaccurate.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy)

209 YOU followed the link. You have no one else to blame.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi)

210 188 In a viral X post, Ruffalo fired back that the "accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest."
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Meh. Deal with it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 06:57 PM (RIvkX)

Considering the nasty things he has called MAGA, I should think his skin would be thicker.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:03 PM (dEHLq)

211 I told you it was aos that invented Community Notes.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:04 PM (KC5Lt)

212 Next we'll be suing CBD for naked man on an ottoman.

Where does it end?


Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Thanks for the reminder. I'll have my legal team on this.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:04 PM (HinvH)

213 I feel like Tony Romo is getting over-punished. Yeah, he was stupid, and drove drunk. Yeah, he should be punished as a first-offender and make a public apology. But IF he were still the 1st-team QB of the Dallas Cowboys, that's all he would have been required to do. Instead, as a broadcaster they're treating him as if he killed someone and the network has made no announcement of if or when he might get to wear a helmet...er...microphone again. That seems a little "off" to me.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 07:04 PM (TN0g+)

214 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue


If I were President, people claiming they will suffer Aesthetic Injury from change to existing structures would be punished using the Ludovico Technique. Then they'll beg for changes to to be made to a structure they wanted to remain unchanged

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:04 PM (5rh/l)

215 Mark Ruffalo is the Mark Cuban of actors.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 07:04 PM (wVcYX)

216 200 >>>Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue

I would like to see someone sue Roberts and his stupid pussy face all the way to the SCOTUS for the aesthetic injury of his stupid "it's a tax" obamacare ruling.

Fucking weasel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

The weasel comes in to frame because Roberts specifically manipulates standing all the time as his go to way to avoid deciding cases. This time, he suddenly decides, because Orangeman bad, that some individual had a taxpayer veto over aesthetic reasons.

This flies in the face of existing caselaw of Frothingham v. Mellon or even the later Flast decision (Flast cut an exception to standing that allowed lawsuits over constitutional violations--not statutory or spending issues).

I hope that Roberts in the forthcoming session gets depantsed regularly by the other five justices in the majority.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

217 198 By Roberts logic of "aesthetic injury" I could file suit against my own farts
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:59 PM (rNkEQ)

The rest of us in here really wish you would.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:05 PM (dEHLq)

218 "Next we'll be suing CBD for naked man on an ottoman."

Now that one was displayed on the main page with no trigger warning. You may have standing.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:05 PM (MWfyi)

219 So, I can sue The View for aesthetic injury? (2/3s of it anyway. The fake conservative and the fake independent are hittable.)

Posted by: Delurker at September 01, 2026 07:06 PM (2Drhq)

220 Considering the nasty things he has called MAGA, I should think his skin would be thicker.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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He is simply a vile Hollyweird talentless 'actor' that likes to hate on other people while proclaiming how tolerant and loving he is.

Sort of like the person insulting you while all the time when confronted says that they are just kidding.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:06 PM (E4rtv)

221 feel like Tony Romo is getting over-punished. Yeah, he was stupid, and drove drunk. Yeah, he should be punished as a first-offender and make a public apology. But IF he were still the 1st-team QB of the Dallas Cowboys, that's all he would have been required to do. Instead, as a broadcaster they're treating him as if he killed someone and the network has made no announcement of if or when he might get to wear a helmet...er...microphone again. That seems a little "off" to me.
Posted by: Crusader

Unless they wanted to replace him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:06 PM (HinvH)

222 Tearing down historical statues that have been up for decades or more can be considered this made up Aesthetic Injury .

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:06 PM (KC5Lt)

223 Doubt it will happen , but wish Roberts would retire

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)

224 215 Mark Ruffalo is the Mark Cuban of actors.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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A talentless hack that was in the right place and the right time I take that to mean.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:07 PM (E4rtv)

225 Unless they wanted to replace him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:06 PM (HinvH)

He’s screwed up a lot as an announcer from what I’ve read.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:08 PM (KC5Lt)

226 The weasel comes in to frame because Roberts specifically manipulates standing all the time as his go to way to avoid deciding cases. This time, he suddenly decides, because Orangeman bad, that some individual had a taxpayer veto over aesthetic reasons.

This flies in the face of existing caselaw of Frothingham v. Mellon or even the later Flast decision (Flast cut an exception to standing that allowed lawsuits over constitutional violations--not statutory or spending issues).

I hope that Roberts in the forthcoming session gets depantsed regularly by the other five justices in the majority.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

I'd just like to see him recuse himself while the other justices rip his aesthetic injury standing notion once more.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 07:08 PM (dK+Kv)

227 Isn't Ann Hathaway a Scientologist?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:08 PM (dEHLq)

228 Unless they wanted to replace him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
_________

Yes. He's terrible. Marginally better than the worst of all time, Gary Danielson.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:08 PM (XvL8K)

229 The greater Tomball Co Prosperity Sphere is getting plenty...

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 07:08 PM (XuXeR)

230 Brad Lander calls himself a "liberal Zionist" who's for a Palestinian state. Protesters still called him a "Zionist ballsack".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (rNkEQ)

231
The "injury" thing is about the ballroom?????

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (/QHx4)

232 Kierkegaard illustrates that "aesthetics" is the most primitive form of man. It means I like what I like, and my life is about liking and disliking things.

The next "stage of man", for Kierkegaard, is Moral Man. A man who is bound by principles and serving others. Morality would consider harm.

So "Aesthetic Injury" could be argued to confuse the two levels taking distaste as some part of "real harm".

Thus it is bootstrapping the characteristically unserious into the gravely serious. Oh, you thought judicial proceedings handled moral harms, didn't you?

Like I said, I should be able to sue Roberts for that monstrosity of a chimera he just birthed.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (Fi81e)

233 Mark Ruffalo is the Mark Cuban of actors.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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A talentless hack that was in the right place and the right time I take that to mean.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:07 PM (E4rtv)

I’ve always said Mark Cuban is the dumbest billionare in history by far. Even Kylie Jenner is smarter than Cuban.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)

234 223 Doubt it will happen , but wish Roberts would retire
Posted by: Skip
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My guess is he won't do it while Trump can replace him. Same as Senator Cornhole. He could have walked away as a champ, instead he has slimed his own reputation because he is butthurt about losing a race.

This people think they are so important in their minds that they cannot be replaced.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

235 Aesthetic injury? The Barky library says Hold My Beer.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (PbWRL)

236 Unless they wanted to replace him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:06 PM (HinvH)

He’s screwed up a lot as an announcer from what I’ve read.
Posted by: polynikes

Yep. Opportunity presented itself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (HinvH)

237 Ruffalo's father is Italian-American and his mother is Italian-Canadian. He's a guinea all the way.

Posted by: Delurker at September 01, 2026 07:10 PM (2Drhq)

238 231
The "injury" thing is about the ballroom?????

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (/QHx4)

To be fair, a lack of proper ball room would certainly cause injury.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:10 PM (dEHLq)

239 The "injury" thing is about the ballroom?????

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (/QHx4)

Yep.

Roberts argues that anyone who looks at something and does not like it has suffered an injury that would withstand legal challenges of standing to sue.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 07:10 PM (dK+Kv)

240 231
The "injury" thing is about the ballroom?????

Posted by: four seasons
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Yep. That is being funded by donors while the basement is nat sec funding.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:10 PM (E4rtv)

241
Lol tcn.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:11 PM (/QHx4)

242 237 Ruffalo's father is Italian-American and his mother is Italian-Canadian. He's a guinea all the way.
Posted by: Delurker at September 01, 2026 07:10 PM (2Drhq)

Did you mean guinea or ninny?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:11 PM (dEHLq)

243 The "injury" thing is about the ballroom?????

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (/QHx4)

Yep

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:11 PM (KC5Lt)

244
Wallace Shawn was great in The Princess Bride. He exists otherwise on the upper west side of Manhattan. His father was editor of The New Yorker. The putz probably voted for Mamdani
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 06:53 PM (rNkEQ)



As I recall, Shawn is a full-blown Stalinist cocksucker. However his performance as Vizzini is one for the ages, and I'll gladly watch clips of it over and over again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (y9nCu)

245 Roberts argues that anyone who looks at something and does not like it has suffered an injury that would withstand legal challenges of standing to sue.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 07:10 PM (dK+Kv)

IDON'TLIKEIT has never been a legal stance for any damned thing, ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (dEHLq)

246 239 Roberts argues that anyone who looks at something and does not like it has suffered an injury that would withstand legal challenges of standing to sue.

That's the Karenest Karening that ever Karened.

Posted by: Delurker at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (2Drhq)

247 What, aesthetic injury and not a mention of Obama's ugly-ass "library"?

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+)

248 Next we'll be suing CBD for naked man on an ottoman.

Where does it end?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:00 PM (FZ29D)
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In a court, apparently. Or sometimes in a court of appeals.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (Fi81e)

249 Apple has also made the switch to "Lake America".
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 06:44 PM (rj6Yv)

Seems untrue, I saw clips of Canadian govt sites that had the Lake America change.
Posted by: Oldcat

We could go with Lake of Labatts

Posted by: Doug, Bob, and Miklos McKenzie at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (4RYRd)

250

Some days i think things can't get stupider, then I read the news.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (/QHx4)

251 Roberts argues that anyone who looks at something and does not like it has suffered an injury that would withstand legal challenges of standing to sue.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

I look at him and have an aesthetic injury--I dislike smug bastards that violate the Constitution (its a tax and FISA manipulations), apparently violated Ireland's adoption laws with a shady adoption, and failed his shot at redemption by allowing the Dem cheat in 2020.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (E4rtv)

252 feel like Tony Romo is getting over-punished.

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I saw a documentary about a homicide between high school basketball players. Two players were living in a residence with a third and his mother. The purpose of this arrangement was fraud in that it was to disguise that they were ineligible because out of district. One of the three got a scholarship to college that seemed a yellow brick road to the NBA. The other two were jealous and beat him to death. (It's definitely possible that they did not intend death but merely to beat the shit out of him.) Everybody was covering it up for fear of exposing the fraud, and, eventually, several coaches and other school emp.oyees were fired. The actual killer, who not only beat the victim down but also stomped and kicked him, and who was an adult, was allowed to plead to manslaughter by way of a deferred judgment that allows him, if he stays out of trouble for a few years, to have the entire case dismissed with no conviction and no jail. I think there was some public service and counseling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)

253 This people think they are so important in their minds that they cannot be replaced.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

Whew! I'm getting full!

Posted by: The Graveyard at September 01, 2026 07:13 PM (1Ff7Z)

254 250

Some days i think things can't get stupider, then I read the news.

Posted by: four seasons
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I follow the courts, and it is clown world all the way down with Resistance judges.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:13 PM (E4rtv)

255 Yep, found all that. Where's the link to Iran?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 06:58 PM (2Ez/1)
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Many Persians are Baha'i

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

256 IDON'TLIKEIT has never been a legal stance for any damned thing, ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (dEHLq)


It is actionable injury, but for the sanity of the other justices on the court.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)

257 250

Some days i think things can't get stupider, then I read the news.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (/QHx4)

Wait until you are my age. You will find yourself getting stupider every day. But at least I'm entertaining.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:14 PM (dEHLq)

258 Roberts argues that anyone who looks at something and does not like it has suffered an injury that would withstand legal challenges of standing to sue.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 07:10 PM (dK+Kv)
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Disney's gonna be bankrupt once people start suing them for the Star Wars sequels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:14 PM (FZ29D)

259 Roberts argues that anyone who looks at something and does not like it has suffered an injury that would withstand legal challenges of standing to sue.


Posted by: Delurker

BREAKING

The Estate of Fred G. Sanford sues the Estate of Aunt Esther

Posted by: Court Reporter Miklos at September 01, 2026 07:14 PM (4RYRd)

260 228 Unless they wanted to replace him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
_________

Yes. He's terrible. Marginally better than the worst of all time, Gary Danielson.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:08 PM (XvL8K)

Maybe CBS believed they were behind in the Number 1 broadcast team status contest with Fox. Tom Brady is a lock to be voted into the Hall of Fame the first year he's eligible. Romo will never be a Hall of Famer. If JJ Watt takes Romo's spot on the No. 1 CBS Team, CBS will then have a likely Hall of Famer, or at least a player no one who saw him play will never forget.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:14 PM (5rh/l)

261 Some days i think things can't get stupider, then I read the news.

Posted by: four seasons

It's the Stupid Olympics and we're winning!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 07:14 PM (ndZc7)

262 Wow!!!

This from Rand Paul's latest documents is a huge and shocking data point, worth further investigation.

It suggests that the CIA and Pfizer knew they were lying to the public on the very need for a Covid shot at all. By the time of release, according to their own math, shared only privately, we would already have achieved herd immunity.

I hope it is clear what I'm saying. This suggests that both the CIA and Pfizer knew that the pandemic was essentially over, or would be within weeks, but held the country hostage for two years to get shots in arms.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 07:14 PM (O7XEN)

263 IDON'TLIKEIT has never been a legal stance for any damned thing, ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (dEHLq)

I AM THE LAW.

Posted by: Judge Robertz at September 01, 2026 07:15 PM (88C+u)

264 IDON'TLIKEIT has never been a legal stance for any damned thing, ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (dEHLq)
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That hasn't stopped administrative judges from imposing their own views on the rest of us.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:15 PM (FZ29D)

265 243 The "injury" thing is about the ballroom?????

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:09 PM (/QHx4)

Yep
Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:11 PM (KC5Lt)
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It 'hurt' a board member of the National Trust for Historic Preservation eyes to look at it. Seriously. An older AWFL named Alison Hoagland.

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 07:15 PM (kX27y)

266 214 Chief Justice John Roberts Argues That Those Suffering 'Aesthetic Injury' Have Standing to Sue

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Chief Justice John Roberts did not argue that those suffering 'aesthetic injury' have standing; rather, the Supreme Court ruled that aesthetic concerns alone do not constitute a legal injury sufficient for standing in court.
_ JONATHAN TURLEY


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:16 PM (VPNgR)

267 We could go with Lake of Labatts
Posted by: Doug, Bob, and Miklos McKenzie

Elsinore!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:16 PM (HinvH)

268 Maybe CBS believed they were behind in the Number 1 broadcast team status contest with Fox. Tom Brady...

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Tom Brady's first season behind the microphone he was *terrible*, perhaps the worst I've heard. He wouldn't shut up, and seemed intent on filling ever second of space once the play-by-play of each tackle ended.

He was only marginally better last season.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 07:16 PM (TN0g+)

269 Many Persians are Baha'i

Posted by: San Franpsycho

Baha'i Baha'i Miss Iranian Pie

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 07:17 PM (ndZc7)

270
We should make lists of things we don't like looking at and sue.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:17 PM (/QHx4)

271 I hope it is clear what I'm saying. This suggests that both the CIA and Pfizer knew that the pandemic was essentially over, or would be within weeks, but held the country hostage for two years to get shots in arms.
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I find that completely believable.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 07:17 PM (TN0g+)

272 The National Trust for Historic Preservation has exactly zero standing on the East Wing. It was never declared a Historical Structure, so it does not fall under their purview. If that silly git didn't like how it looked, she should have written an OPED and left the rest of us alone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:18 PM (dEHLq)

273 The perfect rebuttal to Anne Hathaway on The View:

Hathaway: "Abortion can be another word for mercy."

Orson: "Absolutely!!! Just look what the public must endure from a self-important, pseudo-intellectual actress, and four whiny half-wit television hosts every day. Mercy is a good word. And, unfortuately, we missed the window with you five."

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 07:18 PM (dIske)

274 IDON'TLIKEIT has never been a legal stance for any damned thing, ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:12 PM (dEHLq)
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Before, yeah.

This is the new age. And Congress can't reign anything in, because they can't even pass the widely popular voting ID act!!

Because we have to have the 60 Tea Time votes!!!

Let's not let the American people be represented--or anything crazy like that!

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:18 PM (Fi81e)

275 Elsinore!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:16 PM (HinvH)

There's already a Lake Elsinore.

Posted by: Riverside County at September 01, 2026 07:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

276 Maybe CBS believed they were behind in the Number 1 broadcast team status contest with Fox. Tom Brady is a lock to be voted into the Hall of Fame the first year he's eligible. Romo will never be a Hall of Famer. If JJ Watt takes Romo's spot on the No. 1 CBS Team, CBS will then have a likely Hall of Famer, or at least a player no one who saw him play will never forget.
Posted by: Gref
________

They're always going to be somewhat behind because they get the AFC, and Fox gets the NFC. More big market teams in the NFC.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:19 PM (XvL8K)

277 Tom Brady's first season behind the microphone he was *terrible*, perhaps the worst I've heard. He wouldn't shut up, and seemed intent on filling ever second of space once the play-by-play of each tackle ended.

He was only marginally better last season.
Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 07:16 PM (TN0g+)

He is not a smart man.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:19 PM (dEHLq)

278 268 Maybe CBS believed they were behind in the Number 1 broadcast team status contest with Fox. Tom Brady...

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Tom Brady's first season behind the microphone he was *terrible*, perhaps the worst I've heard. He wouldn't shut up, and seemed intent on filling ever second of space once the play-by-play of each tackle ended.

He was only marginally better last season.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 07:16 PM (TN0g+)


Agreed. But Brady is Tom Brady, winner of uncountable Super Bowls! I'm not sure Romo ever QB'ed the Cowboys into a single playoff win.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:19 PM (5rh/l)

279 Chief Justice John Roberts did not argue that those suffering 'aesthetic injury' have standing; rather, the Supreme Court ruled that aesthetic concerns alone do not constitute a legal injury sufficient for standing in court.
_ JONATHAN TURLEY

Is Turley smoking crack? Yes, the SCOTUS majority ruled that aesthetic concerns alone do not constitute a legal injury sufficient for standing in court, but John Iscarot Roberts was not in that majority!

Posted by: Delurker at September 01, 2026 07:19 PM (2Drhq)

280
Tom Brady's first season behind the microphone he was *terrible*, perhaps the worst I've heard. He wouldn't shut up, and seemed intent on filling ever second of space once the play-by-play of each tackle ended.

__________

I watch most sports with the TV muted because the action is no longer allowed to speak for itself. I remember Ray Scott, voice of the Packers, "Starr... Dowler... Touchdown."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (wHs2E)

281 I hope it is clear what I'm saying. This suggests that both the CIA and Pfizer knew that the pandemic was essentially over, or would be within weeks, but held the country hostage for two years to get shots in arms.
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Because the Bond Villains were itching to try out mRNA "vaccines", and it was the "opportunity".

You saw how many guinea pigs signed up, didn't you?

We got a lot of data out of that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Fi81e)

282 I was going to comment, Ruffalo is a low-T shlub in that movie with Witherspoon Ace mentioned, and he plays a low-T shlub as Bruce Banner and as the "nice" Hulk. Probably typecast.

I was going to comment that, but since "Ruffalo" has already appeared over 80 times in this post and comments, I won't bother.

Instead, I'll comment,
Ace: Don't blame me, the GF wanted to see it.

Ace has a GF??? Is this allowed?

Posted by: mindful webworker - tell you my secret, I'm always a shlub at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Cl/mc)

283 271 I hope it is clear what I'm saying. This suggests that both the CIA and Pfizer knew that the pandemic was essentially over, or would be within weeks, but held the country hostage for two years to get shots in arms.
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Pfizer also withheld information that would have validated Trump's statements until after the election. With INTENTIONAL MALICE.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (VPNgR)

284 Because we have to have the 60 Tea Time votes!!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:18 PM (Fi81e)

I always vote for Tea Time.

Posted by: Art Fern at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (1Ff7Z)

285
So we have a stupid bitch who says abortion is a mercy and is pregnant and idiots who are injured by seeing a building.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (/QHx4)

286 Instead, I'll comment,
Ace: Don't blame me, the GF wanted to see it.

Ace has a GF??? Is this allowed?

Posted by: mindful webworker - tell you my secret, I'm always a shlub at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Cl/mc)


As someone pointed out, GF = Garrett Friend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (dK+Kv)

287 I watch most sports with the TV muted because the action is no longer allowed to speak for itself. I remember Ray Scott, voice of the Packers, "Starr... Dowler... Touchdown."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (wHs2E)

Wayne and Rock do an admirable job in the booth. We are lucky to get them online. The TV announcers are clowns.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (dEHLq)

288 @JackPosobiec
·
1m
The Lindsay Clancy deadlock has continued another day. The holdouts have NOT folded

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (diia5)

289 Who do we sue over the Obama building?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (Cqx++)

290 Sigh.. Nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (diia5)

291 Im gonna sue my big toe.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)

292 Cafe is nood, yo.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (zYpTz)

293 Is Turley smoking crack? Yes, the SCOTUS majority ruled that aesthetic concerns alone do not constitute a legal injury sufficient for standing in court, but John Iscarot Roberts was not in that majority!

Posted by: Delurker at September 01, 2026 07:19 PM (2Drhq)
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Oh, it's not a majority ruling?

I don't think you can actually cite minority opinions, can you? I mean, these things can bubble up over time as "considerations" depending on how the judgligarchy wants to pursue it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (Fi81e)

294 Ruffalo claims that he is not anti-semitic are true. He only hates Jews, many of whom are not Semitic. Also, many Gazan Terrorists who are Semitic, are loved by Markie Ruffalo.

Posted by: wferrin at September 01, 2026 07:23 PM (lCdHU)

295 285
So we have a stupid bitch who says abortion is a mercy and is pregnant and idiots who are injured by seeing a building.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (/QHx4)

Pregnant at 43, which means she is a high risk pregnancy, and the odds of Downs go up astronomically. But it's okay, because if the kid is Downs, she will just mercy it to death.

/spit

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:23 PM (dEHLq)

296 Ace has a GF??? Is this allowed?

Posted by: mindful webworker - tell you my secret, I'm always a shlub at September 01, 2026 07:20 PM (Cl/mc)
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Actually, encouraged.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:23 PM (Fi81e)

297 You can't trust AI even for quotes.
Turley's first paragraph:

The Administration won a major victory before the Supreme Court this week, securing a 5-4 decision allowing the resumption of construction of the new White House ballroom.

Notably, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote a dissent with his three liberal colleagues to oppose the move. The case turns on the standing of challengers to bring the case. However, as a torts professor, what intrigued me was what the case says about aesthetic injuries.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (VPNgR)

298 A talentless hack that was in the right place and the right time I take that to mean.
Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:07 PM (E4rtv)

Bingo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 07:26 PM (wVcYX)

299 He is not a smart man.

Posted by: tcn in AK

Would you rather be smart or rich, famous, and having banged Gisele Bündchen?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 07:28 PM (ndZc7)

300 I don't think you can actually cite minority opinions, can you?
Posted by: Axeman
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Stupid judges and at least one Justice, Action Jackson, do it.

Quite a few more cite cert denied as if it was precedent. Which it is most assuredly not.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

301 The greater Tomball Co Prosperity Sphere is getting plenty...
Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 07:08 PM (XuXeR)

I'm less than 10 miles south of Tomball as the crow flies and am still quite dry. Neighbor's roof shows a little moistness but car, patio, front walkway, and street are un-bewetted.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (wVcYX)

302 @JackPosobiec
·
1m
The Lindsay Clancy deadlock has continued another day. The holdouts have NOT folded
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (diia5)

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Dismiss the jurors who wore pink and bring in the substitutes.

Posted by: Decaf at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (ZNpJk)

303 The Court has long maintained a demanding standing doctrine under Article III of the Constitution, requiring a showing of an “injury in fact” that is based on the “invasion of a legally protected interest.” Lujan v. Defenders of Wildlife, 504 U. S. 555, 560 (1992). That requires an injury that is “(a) concrete and particularized . . . and (b) actual or imminent.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (VPNgR)

304 Lujan v. Defenders of Wildlife, 504 U. S. 555, 560 (1992). That requires an injury that is “(a) concrete and particularized . . . and (b) actual or imminent.”
Posted by: Braenyard
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Yep and that was on a lawsuit regarding foreign aid and NEPA (an environmental law that recently got reeled in by Scotus) which had fairly broad statutory standing for people to sue.

One lady in the suit wanted US aid suspended to Egypt over some water projects because she feared it might prevent her from seeing crocodiles. Another idiot sued, I think the project was in Sri Lanka, over some other jungle wildlife that she was afraid whenever she actually managed to afford to go there, that some species might not be there to greet here.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 07:34 PM (E4rtv)

305 Hi, yeah this post is truly pleasant and I have learned lot of things from it about blogging.
thanks.

Posted by: sex at September 01, 2026 07:39 PM (BnsxR)

306 So a quick search says the Spencer forced the sub to the surface with depth charges, hit it with gunfire, and then boarded. It was the first time an enemy vessel had been boarded since the War of 1812.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:17 PM (XvL8K)

307 Piece of writing writing is also a fun, if you know
after that you can write otherwise it is complex to
write.

Posted by: porno at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (BnsxR)

Quick Hits

A knife-wielding lunatic woman, who stabbed another woman to death and injured two others, was shot to death as she advanced on police with a kitchen knife in Times Square, NYC.

crazedwomankilled.png
She was shot to death a second later,
after charging a cop with the knife in front of her

Quick, arrest the police for not "winging" her. Isn't that what they always say? That police should shoot the weapon out of dangerous criminals' hands?

More Shithole City violence:

A woman was taken down by police in Times Square on Monday afternoon after she stabbed two people in the busy tourist attraction, one fatally.

Law enforcement sources told the New York Post the incident began with the woman stabbing a man and a woman near West 42nd Street and Seventh Avenue shortly before 4:30 pm. She was found by officers near an NYPD substation, waving a knife at officers. Police opened fire, striking and killing the woman.

Sources said that police had deployed tasers, hitting the woman, however, she pulled them out and continued confronting officers before they opened fire. The woman's weapon was recovered by police.


Sources told the outlet that the woman and one of the victims died at the hospital, while the second victim was in critical condition. The incident is not believed to be terrorism-related.

One witness, construction worker Jorge Disla, told New York Daily News, "The police tried to speak with her. They were shouting, 'Drop the knives!'"

Linda Ruiz witnessed the aftermath, telling the outlet, "I was crossing at 42nd St. I saw a guy bleeding profusely from his right leg. He was gushing blood, saying, 'I need help. Help me.'" She added, "I went to get a cop on the corner and there was another lady on the floor. She was stabbed in the back or in the chest. I couldn't tell. There was a lot of blood. She wasn't conscious. The police were trying to resuscitate her. But she wasn't moving. It was horrible."

The Mommysleuths will take no interest in this case. They like Soap Opera True Crime tales, featuring a white wife and a white husband. A violent domestic drama they can project themselves into and imagine themselves as a Mary Sue friend of the killer.

The more general kind of crime, the more common kind of crime, they have no interest in. They cannot imagine themselves as Mary Sue participants.

I guess I should tell you why I said that: Because the New York Times finally noticed that the left-wing white women who they're always promoting above all others are huge supporters of the child killer Lindsay Clancy. Their explanation as to why hundreds of thousands of white liberal women had formed a cult around her is that they're addicted to true crime tales, and they're interested in true crime tales for the utilitarian goal of "not being a victim." In other words, the NYT is claiming, left-wing women are interested in true crime just to figure out if their husbands or boyfriends are going to kill them and how to see the signs to save themselves.

The real reason is, of course, this is a Real Life Soap Opera they're interested in for purely prurient entertainment and Mary Sue self-insert reasons.

All of the dumb-bunny conspiracy theorists spinning out claims that Erika Kirk murdered her husband and that Lindsay Clancy's husband is The Real Killer (because she is a Leo and he is a Gemini, and Leos do not kill but Geminis are notorious child-killers) is just a very nasty and stupid form of fanfiction -- they are writing fanfiction theories of these cases, treating them as if they are just another version of Twilight.

Anyway, sorry to bitch about that, but, as Nux says, "What are we even doing here?" Why does every single thing a left-winger say have to be an obvious lie, designed for the sole purpose of protecting a part of the left-wing cult from embarassment?


More crime in Shithole Seattle:


A Seattle gunman originally charged with murder after opening fire in a crowded downtown intersection during a mass shooting that killed a woman and wounded seven others, including a 9-year-old boy, has been released after only serving approximately three years behind bars.


Washington VINE issued a notification Monday that William Tolliver had been released from custody. His reason for release was listed as "Sentence served," according to KOMO News.


Tolliver was initially charged with first-degree murder, six counts of first-degree assault, and unlawful possession of a firearm following the Jan. 22, 2020 mass shooting at Third Avenue and Pine Street in downtown Seattle. But those charges were ultimately reduced to second-degree manslaughter, third-degree assault, and second-degree unlawful possession of a firearm. Tolliver pleaded guilty to the amended charges in June 2023 and was sentenced to just four years in prison.
Ezoic


The shooting erupted in the heart of downtown Seattle during what court proceedings described as a gang feud. Prosecutors alleged Tolliver opened fire in the crowded area while targeting a rival gang member.

A 50-year-old woman was killed, and seven other people were wounded. Among the victims was a 9-year-old boy who was walking through downtown with his family after visiting the Pacific Science Center.


Tolliver's criminal history raises questions about Seattle's revolving-door criminal justice system. Tolliver and the other accused shooter, Marquise Tolbert, had accumulated a combined 65 previous arrests and four felony convictions before the 2020 mass shooting.

Despite the murder and assault charges hanging over him, Tolliver was released from jail in March 2023 and placed on electronic home monitoring at his grandmother's house while awaiting trial. The conditions of his release prohibited him from possessing firearms or contacting witnesses or co-defendants. Within months, Tolliver was back behind bars after he allegedly threatened another person with a gun.

Also in Seattle: A repeat-felon child sex offender was arrested.

But by federal Marshals, not Seattle cops or Washington state police.

The US Marshals Service arrested a fugitive wanted on felony child sexual abuse material charges at an apartment building near multiple schools and a community center in Seattle's Chinatown-International District.


USMS announced Monday that Beau Nathan Saperstein, 41, was arrested without incident on Aug. 18 after members of the Pacific Northwest Violent Offender Task Force located him at the Milwaukee Apartments in the 600 block of South King Street. The building, constructed in 1911, formerly operated as the Milwaukee Hotel before being converted into apartments.

The building is up the street from Summit Public School: Sierra, a charter high school. It is also near the Chong Wa Chinese School and Seattle's International District/Chinatown Community Center.

This was not Saperstein's first publicly reported arrest in connection with child sexual abuse material allegations.

In September 2025, Seattle police asked the public to help locate Saperstein on a felony warrant for allegedly dealing depictions of minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct. Police warned residents not to approach him and said his last known location was the 1200 block of South Jackson Street, also in the Chinatown-International District.


Community tips led Lakewood police to arrest Saperstein on Sept. 3, 2025. He was booked into the Pierce County Jail.

Less than six months after that arrest, another warrant was issued for Saperstein on Feb. 25, 2026, this time carrying a $50,000 bond.


The Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox

34m

Caleb Hammer tells a blue-haired liberal to her face that she should be the most patriotic person alive because she's been a TAKER her whole life and contributes NOTHING.

It all started when she said America spends more on bombs than on social programs.

Hammer shut that claim down instantly, then delivered the reality check she never saw coming.

CALEB HAMMER: "Are you not patriotic?"

VIOLET: "With blue hair? Do you think I'm patriotic?"

HAMMER: "You can still be patriotic and be wrong about economics."

VIOLET: "Why would I be patriotic when we're spending more money on bombs than we are for like social programs."

HAMMER: "We spend 50% of the federal spending on social programs."

VIOLET: "Like what?""

HAMMER: "Medicare, Medicaid, mandatory spending, SNAP benefits, veteran benefits... Our military spending is 10 to 20%. The bombs you're freaking out about, 10 to 20%. We spend 50% on social programs."

VIOLET: "I'm a military kid and I can tell you that is not needed."

HAMMER: "Girl, you literally just got the information that you were just wrong and yet you're still doubling down. We don't spend the majority on bombs."

VIOLET: "Okay, maybe it's not the majority, but--"

HAMMER: "It's not even close to the majority. It's not even a quarter."

VIOLET: "It's far too much."

HAMMER: "Okay, you could advocate for that, but you just said we don't spend anything on social. That's where like more than half of our money goes. What are you talking about? You're uninformed about everything!"

"I love when people have no idea what they do and then they're just not patriotic. It's like, dude, you're literally not a contributor. You should be the most patriotic person. You contribute nothing."

[Violet winces]

HAMMER: "You contribute literally nothing. You've only been a taker, yet you're the one that doesn't like the country?"

The people who take the most from this country always seem to like it the least.

Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol

🚨 DEAR GOD!!!!!!!

The 16-year-old in Charlotte NC, Jonah Oliver, who racked up more than 275 CHARGES in under 3 months...

...HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM PRISON, AGAIN!!!!!

Gunpoint carjacking? DISMISSED.
Sh00ting into an occupied home? DISMISSED.
Weapon of mass destruction? DISMISSED.
Handgun by a minor? DISMISSED.

He pled to TWO watered down "conspiracy" counts and got a SUSPENDED sentence.

So what is his punishment?

ZERO additional days in prison.
Suspended sentence.
24 months probation.
50 hours of community service.

...FOR A REPEAT OFFENDER WHO HAS RACKED UP NERALY 300 CHARGES!!!!!!!!!!

He faced nearly 15 YEARS IN PRISON and now will serve zero.

He's out of prison, walking around Charlotte NC as a free man right now.

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING NORTH CAROLINA?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILL YOU WAKE UP, EVER???????????!!!!!!

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A report about this Young Scholar is here.


Finally: Milo Yiannopolis is back in the UK positioning himself for his next Grifter Flip.

He complains he was "terrified" by his arrest by ICE, and says he previously supported ICE only because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.

He's a changed man, and I'm sure he'll put up a GoFundMe to collect money to fund his further evolutions.

Gotta keep it interesting. This isn't politics, this is a personality-based soap opera, and you have to give the audience a new dramatic storyline every year.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:50 PM




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1 Yo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 04:50 PM (wHs2E)

2 first?

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (kX27y)

3
*plants fluttering personal flag*

*strikes heroic pose*

This thread is mine!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (wHs2E)

4 Just a bit late

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 04:53 PM (zjgNU)

5 "With blue hair? Do you think I'm patriotic?"

Now we know what blue hair signifies, I guess.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 04:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

6 Another therapist has to go looking for a new client.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 04:54 PM (E/qck)

7 Despite what the name implies, Virgos are *the* sex machines.

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at September 01, 2026 04:55 PM (0sNs1)

8 It's like the comedy bit about what women watch.

NONE of them actually watch the WNBA. The network knows. What do they watch?

Real Housewives of X. That's why those bitches are DROWNING in jewelry and purses and botox. That's what women watch, so that's what they keep getting.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 01, 2026 04:55 PM (lCHt6)

9 Sources said that police had deployed tasers, hitting the woman, however, she pulled them out and continued confronting officers before they opened fire.
_________

Hopped up on something? Or are tasers less effective against the morbidly obese?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 04:56 PM (XvL8K)

10 *plants fluttering personal flag*
*strikes heroic pose*
This thread is mine!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM


Yeah? Well, who's buried in Grant's Tomb?

Posted by: Brian at September 01, 2026 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

11 Have my baby in Miami"

Paul Anka hardest hit

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 04:56 PM (XuXeR)

12 "Jonah Oliver" Story, pic:
https://tinyurl.com/48wzyhha

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 04:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

13 Shame she wasn't a minority, this won't go to far

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 04:59 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Finally: Milo Yiannopolis is back in the UK positioning himself for his next Grifter Flip.

He complains he was "terrified" by his arrest by ICE, and says he previously supported ICE only because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.
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Yeah, like that dude knows nothing about handcuffs.

He's going to do the same thing as MTG and Masshole, and play the stupid "I was betrayed by Trump!" role so all the trained seals clap for him. And in two years, Trump retires and he's back to being a rent boy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

15 Or are tasers less effective against the morbidly obese?"

This. The probe has to hit (or close to) muscle. Otherwise, it's like throwing a dart... and about as effective

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 05:00 PM (XuXeR)

16 275 charges in three months seems like a lot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 05:00 PM (6ydKt)

17 Hopped up on something? Or are tasers less effective against the morbidly obese?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 04:56 PM (XvL8K)
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Current can't penetrate the blubber.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)

18 Jonah Oliver" Story, pic:"

Amish?

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 05:01 PM (XuXeR)

19 Hopped up on something? Or are tasers less effective against the morbidly obese?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 04:56 PM (XvL8K)
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How exactly do you pull a taser "out"??

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 05:01 PM (kX27y)

20 "This. The probe has to hit (or close to) muscle. Otherwise, it's like throwing a dart... and about as effective "

Both probes have to connect for complete incapacitation.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 05:01 PM (Jr5Lq)

21 "Tolliver's criminal history raises questions about Seattle's revolving-door criminal justice system."

Does it? Does it really? 'Cause I'm kinda thinking those questions were answered long ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 01, 2026 05:02 PM (oji8u)

22 "How exactly do you pull a taser "out"??"

Believe it or not, there's a tool for that. LE and some medics have them.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 05:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

23 Blue-haired Liberal bitch is a fucking parasite. Call her that to her face.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 05:02 PM (1z8ji)

24 All criminal assaults on public are due to the judiciary who let them off with a warning. In fact it is judiciary's assault by proxy on the people. We are in a civil war and cannot fight back because of the assailants' black robes.

Posted by: Decaf at September 01, 2026 05:02 PM (ZNpJk)

25 He complains he was "terrified" by his arrest by ICE, and says he previously supported ICE only because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.

Maybe his experience will encourage more illegal aliens to self-deport to avoid the scary ICEmen

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 05:02 PM (vJrRc)

26 Caleb Hammer is great. He doesn't put up with anyone's bullshit and calls out people's stupid and rotten behavior.

Posted by: Highly entertaining would recommend at September 01, 2026 05:03 PM (TbWk/)

27 275 charges in three months seems like a lot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

We might could beat that, but it would have to be a Team Effort

Posted by: Trailer Acres Neighborhood Association at September 01, 2026 05:03 PM (4RYRd)

28 "WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING NORTH CAROLINA?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILL YOU WAKE UP, EVER???????????!!!!!!

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
=====

Current NC Governor Josh Stein was the NC Attorney General while King Roy Cooper was guv.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 05:03 PM (rj6Yv)

29 AOC in 14 years

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 01, 2026 05:03 PM (affD0)

30 Lindsay Clancy's husband is The Real Killer (because she is a Leo and he is a Gemini, and Leos do not kill but Geminis are notorious child-killers

Maybe she identified as a Gemini...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:03 PM (l3cgK)

31 He pleaded the Fifth and claimed that if he answers my questions, his words may incriminate him.

Dude sounds furrin'
Denaturalize and deport.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 05:04 PM (vJrRc)

32 Didn't expect to hear Van Jones saying bad things about Abdul:

https://tinyurl.com/y54wnpru

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)

33 Also in Seattle: A repeat-felon child sex offender was arrested.
But by federal Marshals, not Seattle cops or Washington state police.


So many Anti-Fa type seem to be into children...it's so strange...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:06 PM (l3cgK)

34 VIOLET: "I'm a military kid and I can tell you that is not needed."

Damn! I thought she had him there. I mean, what possible retort to that is there?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 01, 2026 05:06 PM (oji8u)

35 Caleb Hammer is great. He doesn't put up with anyone's bullshit and calls out people's stupid and rotten behavior.
Posted by: Highly entertaining would recommend


Only if you enjoy watching the theatrical abuse of retards.

Not my thing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 05:06 PM (vJrRc)

36 Believe it or not, there's a tool for that. LE and some medics have them."

Don't twist it. Don't ask how I know...

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 05:06 PM (XuXeR)

37 275 charges in three months seems like a lot.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

We might could beat that, but it would have to be a Team Effort

Posted by: Trailer Acres Neighborhood Association at September 01, 2026 05:03 PM (4RYRd)

At some point, some people should just be vaporized from existence.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 05:06 PM (Emuua)

38 Not trying to be snarky, but if a huge a$$ woman that size comes at me with a knife I am doing a mag dump into her and reloading for another go. I am not kidding. With that much fat you are going to be hard pressed to stop her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 01, 2026 05:07 PM (cpFbA)

39 Is Whately in NC doing anything to tie Cooper to the criminal class? I know cooper released a lot of killers during COVID, but the RNC should at least try and hold that seat.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 05:07 PM (rNkEQ)

40 saying bad things about Abdul:"

Paula? She was sooper hot...

/oh

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 05:07 PM (XuXeR)

41 Milo my man, know this one thing: The bigger the flip the bigger the payoff, baby.

Posted by: David Brock at September 01, 2026 05:08 PM (47/pr)

42
I am not kidding. With that much fat you are going to be hard pressed to stop her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 01, 2026 05:07 PM (cpFbA)

__________

Also hard pressed to miss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:08 PM (wHs2E)

43 Like Lindsay couldn't have done it because like Mercury is like in Gatorade or something, and Gemini is like totally in Run's House, so like, yeah.

Posted by: Another female TikTok luminary at September 01, 2026 05:08 PM (TbWk/)

44 If some multi-felon asshole gets released by some asshole judge and winds up hurting a member of my family...
Well...
There will be a sternly worded letter.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 05:09 PM (2WIwB)

45 Mercury is like in Gatorade or something, and Gemini is like totally in Run's House"

Mercury is in the seventh house, and Jupiter is aligned with Mars...

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 05:09 PM (XuXeR)

46 >>>The Mommysleuths will take no interest in this case. They like Soap Opera True Crime tales, featuring a white wife and a white husband. A violent domestic drama they can project themselves into and imagine themselves as a Mary Sue friend of the killer.

Good one, Ace!

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 05:10 PM (odBC9)

47 NC GOP nominated a weirdo for gov, so NC is where it is.
Not like this could happen in any other state.

Posted by: Victor Marx, future pope of CO at September 01, 2026 05:10 PM (88C+u)

48
Internet is out here, so I can't doomwatch coverage of Eduardo, currently ravaging SETX.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:11 PM (wHs2E)

49 >>>The Mommysleuths will take no interest in this case. They like Soap Opera True Crime tales, featuring a white wife and a white husband. A violent domestic drama they can project themselves into and imagine themselves as a Mary Sue friend of the killer.

Movie of the Week

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 05:11 PM (odBC9)

50 If some multi-felon asshole gets released by some asshole judge and winds up hurting a member of my family...
Well...
There will be a sternly worded letter.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 05:09 PM (2WIwB)

Among other things.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (Emuua)

51 The 16-year-old in Charlotte NC, Jonah Oliver, who racked up more than 275 CHARGES
......

He's oddly familiar looking.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (UjdFS)

52 "The 16-year-old in Charlotte NC, Jonah Oliver, who racked up more than 275 CHARGES in under 3 months..."

Twenty-five more and he wins a set of steak knives.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (oji8u)

53 He complains he was "terrified" by his arrest by ICE, and says he previously supported ICE only because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.

Like he's never used handcuffs during his "play"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (l3cgK)

54 Huh. I'm a Gemini and I've never killed any children.

Though, as an adolescent, I probably killed a lot of potential children IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (CHHv1)

55 I'm not shedding any tears over the cops shooting that woman with a knife....but, come one, a fat fuck with a kitchen knife and about 10 cops standing around trying to reason with her. That's an easy scenario to remedy. Don't they carry telescoping batons anymore?

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (dIske)

56 Yep, you can do everything right in life and be randomly butchered by a psychotic. I saw the midget's brother being interviewed and he said she worked in an HR dept. Hard to believe.

-----------------------------------------------

Habeas Corpus Linguistics
@HabCorpLinguist
·
3h
The victim:
University of Pennsylvania undergrad
Fordham Law, Magna Cum Laude
Davis Polk M&A Associate
Bank of America VP
Recently married

Did everything she was supposed to.

Killed by a psycho because our leaders don’t do what they’re supposed to.

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (kX27y)

57 The left's hot take on the NYC incident is that the cops shouldn't have shot the woman but instead tazed her or otherwise disarmed her without killing her.

No they aren't going to watch the video.

And frankly NYC this is exactly what you voted for.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 05:13 PM (sKqQm)

58 48
Internet is out here, so I can't doomwatch coverage of Eduardo, currently ravaging SETX.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:11 PM (wHs2E)

I misread that last word...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:13 PM (l3cgK)

59 Only if you enjoy watching the theatrical abuse of retards.

Not my thing.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 05:06 PM (vJrRc)

Gen Z and Gen Alpha need more theatrical abuse and less subsidizing, IMHO.

Posted by: But YMMV at September 01, 2026 05:13 PM (TbWk/)

60 >>Eduardo, currently ravaging SETX.

It shifted track that much that fast?

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 05:13 PM (J4Dwc)

61 34 VIOLET: "I'm a military kid and I can tell you that is not needed."

Damn! I thought she had him there. I mean, what possible retort to that is there?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 01, 2026 05:06 PM (oji8u)

"I drink water, man, and I can tell you the city makes way too much."...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:14 PM (l3cgK)

62 Frau im Mond Lunar Flight from Fritz Lang is on YouTube
https://tinyurl.com/bdzkajt5

For 1920, version of space travel its interesting

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 05:14 PM (Ia/+0)

63 For renaming Iran, I'm up for Gog Magog or Gay East Puerto Rico.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 05:14 PM (lCppi)

64 Though, as an adolescent, I probably killed a lot of potential children IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (CHHv1)

Every sperm is sacred

Posted by: Monty Python at September 01, 2026 05:14 PM (TbWk/)

65 42
I am not kidding. With that much fat you are going to be hard pressed to stop her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 01, 2026 05:07 PM (cpFbA)

__________

Also hard pressed to miss.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:08 PM (wHs2E)

"It was a flesh FAT wound."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:15 PM (l3cgK)

66 If some multi-felon asshole gets released by some asshole judge and winds up hurting a member of my family...

Most of the violent crime we see now is repeat offenders - remember this is why we had 3 strikes laws in the 90s which I guess are rayciss or something.

But until these HI judges pay a personal price they won't stop because they do not care how many normies get harmed.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm)

67 Orson: "Don't they carry telescoping batons anymore?"

No freakin' way you let a knife swinging psycho get within baton distance of you.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 01, 2026 05:16 PM (oji8u)

68 63 For renaming Iran, I'm up for Gog Magog or Gay East Puerto Rico.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 05:14 PM (lCppi)

Sheepfkistan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:16 PM (l3cgK)

69
Law enforcement sources told the New York Post the incident began with the woman stabbing a man and a woman near West 42nd Street and Seventh Avenue shortly before 4:30 pm

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They said she was fat.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 05:17 PM (VWtfl)

70 Maybe Charlotte is hoping Jonah Oliver runs across a nastier piece of work and is ended

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 05:17 PM (rNkEQ)

71
It hasn't even rained here at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:17 PM (wHs2E)

72 67 Orson: "Don't they carry telescoping batons anymore?"

No freakin' way you let a knife swinging psycho get within baton distance of you.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 01, 2026 05:16 PM (oji8u)

___________________________

Look at her. It's not like she's going to run away. You have time to walk down the street to the sporting goods store a grab a baseball bat.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 05:17 PM (dIske)

73 32 Didn't expect to hear Van Jones saying bad things about Abdul:

https://tinyurl.com/y54wnpru
Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)

Van Jones has forfeited any right to be taken as a voice of reason.

He lies as naturally as taking a breath.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 01, 2026 05:17 PM (oCio0)

74 The 16-year-old in Charlotte NC, Jonah Oliver, who racked up more than 275 CHARGES in under 3 months...

There is a solution to this but we are not permitted to speak it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 05:18 PM (ExV1e)

75 Marquise Tolbert, had accumulated a combined 65 previous arrests and four felony convictions before the 2020 mass shooting.
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A footnote re this guy:

Marquise Tolbert, had accumulated a combined 65 previous arrests and four felony convictions before the 2020 mass shooting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 05:18 PM (XeU6L)

76 Gen Z and Gen Alpha need more theatrical abuse and less subsidizing, IMHO.
Posted by: But YMMV


even if that's so, it doesn't mean I have to watch.

These retards beg to go on his show so that he can berate them in front of everybody and their dog, and I'm not into watching a bunch of performative dipsh1ts publicly indulge their humiliation kinks.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 05:18 PM (vJrRc)

77 They didn't have any bear spray?

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

78
Milo's at 14:59 of fame.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 01, 2026 05:19 PM (OkYzo)

79 The danger hair womyn Caleb hammered?

She's probably at least $20k in debt for her Disney addiction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:19 PM (JSjQO)

80 We know how to keep crime in check. All of this now is a choice.

The problem is we have so many unserious voters.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 05:20 PM (sKqQm)

81 NonIslamic Iran can be "Anshan-and-Media".
I'm a traditionalist.
As far as I care they can have Iraq too and add all Cyrus' royal titles.

Posted by: 88C+u is pondering if they can take Turkey and Syria at September 01, 2026 05:20 PM (88C+u)

82
A quick push of the fat lady with the knife would have gotten her on the ground. Her center of gravity would have assured that. Better yet, hit her with a car. Enough already.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 01, 2026 05:20 PM (OkYzo)

83 54 Huh. I'm a Gemini and I've never killed any children.

Though, as an adolescent, I probably killed a lot of potential children IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (CHHv1)

LOL BC ...

That might be the most "real" post you've ever made

Proud of you !!!

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 01, 2026 05:20 PM (oCio0)

84
Heard tell Stabbylady was some VP at B of A. Think their executive recruiting needs some work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:20 PM (wHs2E)

85 He complains he was "terrified" by his arrest by ICE, and says he previously supported ICE only because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.

Believe me, I've been cuffed and "stuffed" many times before. I just didn't realize how important the fur lining was! I was told they'd recognize the safeword "Ackbar", but that just made things worse!

Posted by: Milo Yiannopolis at September 01, 2026 05:22 PM (t19vo)

86 Bola. They should have used a bola.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 05:22 PM (MWfyi)

87 Bank of America VP

Inb4 all the Karens start praising Stabbi for doing this

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 05:22 PM (88C+u)

88 Correct a mundo

VP of BofA was unalived by stabby stabby Cisnero.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:22 PM (JSjQO)

89 @84 the victim was the VP at B of A

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 05:23 PM (rNkEQ)

90 79 The danger hair womyn Caleb hammered?

She's probably at least $20k in debt for her Disney addiction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:19 PM (JSjQO)

Mickey Mouse: "I want to divorce Minnie"
Lawyer: "Why?"
Mickey: "She's Fking Goofy."
Lawyer: "Um, so what if she's a little awkward..."
Mickey: "No, it's not that she's goofy, she's FKING Goofy."
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:23 PM (l3cgK)

91 I think ACE must be racist. All of the criminals in these stories are minorities. He cherry picked. That's the only explanation.

GEMINI AI and Abdul insist that minorities (and especially illegal immigrant minorities) only commit a tiny fraction of all crimes and are the white man's scapegoat.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 05:24 PM (dIske)

92




So, at the MN State Fair a liberal woman submitted seed art for exhibition that depicts Comey's 8647 and is claiming she's getting death threats.
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Media Watch Minnesota
@MediaWatchMN
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49m
WCCO claims the art was removed because the artist received death threats. Fails to mention the art IS A DEATH THREAT.

@WCCO
- are you retarded?
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Deplorable Housewives
@DeplorableWives
·
3h
You can’t hate @WCCO enough for trying to gin up sympathy for idiots. A TDS woman creates “art” threatening the life of The President of the United States of America @realDonaldTrump and then WCCO News claims that people are threatening her for threatening the President.

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 05:24 PM (kX27y)

93

Whether Yiannopolis actually stopped the gay sex or the drugs, or not, he never shed the stereotypical catty drama queen gay personality. It actually got a lot worse as he sought influencer audience.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 05:24 PM (VWtfl)

94 Homosexual charlatan gotta flip to Christianity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 05:25 PM (Ujrb8)

95 Orwell wrote about charity to layabouts and tramps in "Down and Out In Paris and London" in 1933.

He said the layabouts and tramps always despised those who gave them charity or handouts and would thrash them if they could.

Posted by: Old Blue Hairs Never Die They Just Smell That Way at September 01, 2026 05:25 PM (XcBiu)

96 Looks like Beaumont Texas is taking Eduardo straight on. Only 50 mph max sustained winds so not too terrible beyond some yard cleanup.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt)

97 91 I think ACE must be racist. All of the criminals in these stories are minorities. He cherry picked. That's the only explanation.

GEMINI AI and Abdul insist that minorities (and especially illegal immigrant minorities) only commit a tiny fraction of all crimes and are the white man's scapegoat.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 05:24 PM (dIske)

That's because they've already abused all the actual goats...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:26 PM (l3cgK)

98 That guy Coleman who's daughter was paralyzed by an illegal truck gave the Dems hell for protecting illegals band giving him sympathy. Awesome testimony

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 05:26 PM (rNkEQ)

99 Gun control advocate on NYC stabbing, "see, gun control works."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:26 PM (JSjQO)

100 98 That guy Coleman who's daughter was paralyzed by an illegal truck gave the Dems hell for protecting illegals band giving him sympathy. Awesome testimony
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And they still won't give a damn.

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 05:27 PM (kX27y)

101 99 Gun control advocate on NYC stabbing, "see, gun control works."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:26 PM (JSjQO)

What they really want is thought control...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:27 PM (l3cgK)

102 'Orwell wrote about charity to layabouts and tramps in "Down and Out In Paris and London" in 1933.'

Added to my list, thanks!
https://tinyurl.com/3fuz72uh

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 05:28 PM (Jr5Lq)

103 People, even fat people, move faster than you think.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 05:28 PM (97NWC)

104 That guy Coleman who's daughter was paralyzed by an illegal truck gave the Dems hell for protecting illegals band giving him sympathy. Awesome testimony

TBH appearing in front of Dem congresscretins is like testifying about how a mob hitman hurt one of your family members in front of a group of dons.

At best they do not care, at worst they are enjoying it

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)

105 101 99 Gun control advocate on NYC stabbing, "see, gun control works."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:26 PM (JSjQO)

What they really want is thought control...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 05:27 PM (l3cgK)
__________________________

That's a flawed ambition. For an entity to gain thought control over the masses, said masses must at some point have thoughts. I'm seeing solid evidence that half of this country doesn't bother.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)

106 Only 50 mph max sustained winds

Is that even worth naming?

Posted by: Houston at September 01, 2026 05:30 PM (88C+u)

107 Van Jones may be a Democrat, in the worst way, but he smart and not a dummy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2026 05:30 PM (36x1j)

108 From an interview with the stabber's brother. Too bad the E train didn't do the trick back in 2019:
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“I think bipolar, but I don’t know what else was going on,” he said, noting she received monthly injections for treatment.

“I think maybe she stopped the injection she was getting and that caused her to act the way she was.”

The medication gave a stability to Cisneros that often eluded her.

A belligerent, intoxicated and screaming Cisneros drew NYPD cops along Lexington Avenue during December 2018, sources said.

The mental health call wasn’t Cisneros’ last. She tried to commit suicide during March 2019 by jumping in front of an E train in Queens, sources said.

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 05:30 PM (kX27y)

109
Looks like Beaumont Texas is taking Eduardo straight on. Only 50 mph max sustained winds so not too terrible beyond some yard cleanup.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt)

_________

It's rain that's the problem. Get 7-9" in a few hours, you got flooding.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:30 PM (wHs2E)

110 Mind Control.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 05:31 PM (97NWC)

111 "People, even fat people, move faster than you think."

Tueller drill. If the knifer is charging inside 21 feet, open fire.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 05:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

112 50mph?

Fartwell

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:32 PM (JSjQO)

113 93

Whether Yiannopolis actually stopped the gay sex or the drugs, or not, he never shed the stereotypical catty drama queen gay personality. It actually got a lot worse as he sought influencer audience.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 05:24 PM (VWtfl)
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Regardless of what he does or doesn't do with his hoo-ha for fun or what substances he uses, he's still a faggot.

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 05:32 PM (oqH4h)

114 "Not trying to be snarky, but if a huge a$$ woman that size comes at me with a knife I am doing a mag dump into her and reloading for another go. I am not kidding."

Times Square is a "gun-free" zone.

You have to trust the police to kill her after she has killed you.

Why I will never step a foot into NY again.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2026 05:32 PM (36x1j)

115 Van Jones was a communist when it was convenient and fashionable. Suddenly he's seeing the reality of it and it's "oopsie my bad"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 05:33 PM (rNkEQ)

116 50 mph? LOL. Tell me about it when it is 75 mph.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2026 05:33 PM (36x1j)

117
Why I will never step a foot into NY again.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2026 05:32 PM (36x1j)

_________

I avoid traveling to foreign countries.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:33 PM (wHs2E)

118 If you need monthly *injections* to keep from running after strangers with a knife, I'm sorry, but you need to be put away. This isn't a case of "maybe take some happy pills so you don't get the sads too bad". This is someone who should not have been on the streets at all.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 05:34 PM (88C+u)

119 Milos overstayed his Visa.

End of story.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 05:34 PM (JSjQO)

120 "Fartwell"

A mere '1' on the Beaufart Scale.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 05:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

121 It's rain that's the problem. Get 7-9" in a few hours, you got flooding.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Yeah, Alison sucked. *fistbump*

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 05:35 PM (88C+u)

122 The people who take the most from this country always seem to like it the least.

It's never enough.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 05:35 PM (cIy7m)

123 Only 50 mph max sustained winds

Is that even worth naming?

Tropical Storm.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2026 05:36 PM (36x1j)

124 104 Disagree. Most mob dons think that blood is a big expense. OTOH, these congress critters are psychopaths pulling faces to feign sorrow.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 05:36 PM (bX16E)

125 Looks like a fresh opportunity for Don to restore credibility to his threats. He said if Iran retaliated for the new Hormuz strikes, they'd be hit back again at a much higher level. Well they launched 13 missiles at US assets in Jordan (reportedly 10 intercepted, 3 off-course with remote impacts).

Not critical, but could be useful for specific threats to be credible.

Meanwhile an encouraging development, car-rammings against several public IRGC-related events in two cities.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 01, 2026 05:36 PM (U/Byj)

126 I will say this about Seattle, when I visited they had the most aggressive homeless population, even more aggressive than NYC or Philly.

This was in the early aughts, I can only imagine how much more aggressive they are now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 05:37 PM (XV/Pl)

127 It's rain that's the problem. Get 7-9" in a few hours, you got flooding.
Posted by: Hadrian
---------

31.5" in 72 hrs., during Helene.
We ain't close to recovered. In some respects we never will.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 05:37 PM (XeU6L)

128
Yeah, Alison sucked. *fistbump*
Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 05:35 PM (88C+u)

__________

Harvey had 35 mph winds and dumped 30 inches of rain in three days. That, ladies and gentlemen, was scary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:37 PM (wHs2E)

129 Yeah, Alison sucked. *fistbump*
Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 05:35 PM (88C+u)

Yeah, it did. So did the 51 inches of rain we got with Harvey. My house ended up with 16 inches of sh*t water in it and I felt like we got off light.

I still have nightmares about that one.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 01, 2026 05:38 PM (ZgwKJ)

130 Fat combatant murderer with knives shot dead by cops is a beautiful thing. The coroner is going to need assistance moving that blob.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 05:39 PM (Ujrb8)

131

German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.

These clowns and their games. They think they need this conflict. I hope the US can quietly slap down these Euro-weenies.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 05:40 PM (VWtfl)

132 Yo.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2026 05:41 PM (zPGLA)

133 Fat combatant murderer with knives shot dead by cops is a beautiful thing. The coroner is going to need assistance moving that blob.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Front end loader

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 05:41 PM (XeU6L)

134 New idea.

Iran IRGC kills 100,000 Iranians.

To keep population stable, move people from Gaza to Iran on a 1:1 basis.

Sounds like win-win to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:41 PM (u82oZ)

135
German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.

__________

"Son, you're on your own."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:41 PM (wHs2E)

136

Looks staged, that cop looks like Canadace Owens !


/

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 01, 2026 05:41 PM (NtVYv)

137
Diana wants her dinner. Diana has another hour to wait.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:42 PM (wHs2E)

138 Fat combatant murderer with knives shot dead by cops is a beautiful thing. The coroner is going to need assistance moving that blob.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Get me a machete, I can't find the bullets !

Posted by: The Sweaty Coroner. at September 01, 2026 05:42 PM (NtVYv)

139 16-year-old in Charlotte NC,

..HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM PRISON, AGAIN!!!!!

Gunpoint carjacking? DISMISSED.
Sh00ting into an occupied home? DISMISSED.
Weapon of mass destruction? DISMISSED.
Handgun by a minor? DISMISSED.
--

Anyone up for living in NC.?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 05:43 PM (6T7Go)

140 Heard tell Stabbylady was some VP at B of A. Think their executive recruiting needs some work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:20 PM (wHs2E)


The person Stabbylady killed was some VP at B of A.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)

141 NYpost had a tribute in spanish for knify-tubby.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at September 01, 2026 05:44 PM (2Xrky)

142
Hey, let's move everyone to 15-minute cities! It's the ideal way to live.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:44 PM (wHs2E)

143 I used to have a different nic

The victim did all the Feminist Left wanted. Got her career in gear, then married. Only to be killed by a person the Left created.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (u82oZ)

144 Marcus Coleman SHOULD run for office. Down to earth. Brutal to those ninnyhammers he was speaking to calmly. I would have been yelling if this happened to my kid. Totally correct in every word he spoke. Bravo.

Milo...what's the deal with his eyes? I don't recall this in the past, the squinting and eye closing while he spoke. Not that I paid a ton of attention, but I would not recognize him. I couldn't watch to see if he got gang raped or nits in the big bad detention place. The horror. SPIT

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (hzuYO)

145 131

German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.
---

There must be an election. Is there an election?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (6T7Go)

146
The person Stabbylady killed was some VP at B of A.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 05:43 PM (ExV1e)

__________

Thank you. I was ill-advised.

*fires slew of flunkies*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (wHs2E)

147 I decided I read too much that was grim and decided to start reading something more happy. So i started listening to the Eisenhorn(?) WARHAMMER 40k novels on audible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

148 51 The 16-year-old in Charlotte NC, Jonah Oliver, who racked up more than 275 CHARGES
......

He's oddly familiar looking.
Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 05:12 PM (UjdFS)


Sometimes, it's like we're living in a primitive MMORPG with limited art assets for the graphics engine, and it has to recycle some of the faces. You'd think that would be one of the arguments in Simulation Theory, but for some weird reason they won't go there.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 05:46 PM (ke3zm)

149

106 Only 50 mph max sustained winds

Is that even worth naming?
Posted by: Houston at September 01, 2026 05:30 PM

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Stiff breeze Anthony.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 05:46 PM (VWtfl)

150 Diana wants her dinner. Diana has another hour to wait.
Posted by: Hadrian
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[Paul Anka enters the chat]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 05:46 PM (XeU6L)

151 I decided I read too much that was grim and decided to start reading something more happy. So i started listening to the Eisenhorn(?) WARHAMMER 40k novels on audible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

Can't be as bad as Thomas Covenant series.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy)

152 "Anyone up for living in NC.?"

From my bodycam watching habit, I find NM terrifying. Too many of the kids there are nihilistic, vicious killers. Like no place else I've seen.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 05:47 PM (Jr5Lq)

153
A closed system with 35-74 mph sustained winds is a tropical storm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:47 PM (wHs2E)

154 NYpost had a tribute in spanish for knify-tubby.
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at September 01, 2026 05:44 PM (2Xrky)

Oh, how lovely. Here, I'll write one:

Adios, puta grande!
Jodete!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 01, 2026 05:47 PM (ZgwKJ)

155 Men if you want to find a nice girl, it’s simple, make sure she

doesn’t have blue hair
doesn’t have a nose ring
Isn’t a Lindsay Clancy lesbo butch fanlover

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 05:47 PM (fapp/)

156 I only read the first two trilogies. After the first book of The Gap series I asked what the fuck and stopped reading Donaldson.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

157 I decided I read too much that was grim and decided to start reading something more happy. So i started listening to the Eisenhorn(?) WARHAMMER 40k novels on audible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

Lol, I guess no matter how bad it gets here, at least it won't be Warhammer 40K universe bad.

I want to read the Commissar Caine books, but they're too expensive to buy and not available in my library system.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 05:48 PM (lFFaq)

158 >>>Get me a machete, I can't find the bullets !

Posted by: The Sweaty Coroner.

>The weight limit on this wheel barrow 250 lbs. Bring in the skid steer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 05:49 PM (Ujrb8)

159 I've come to the conclusion that ingratitude should be the eighth deadly sin. Or let us establish a sub-list of sickening sins, with ingratitude to top the list.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 05:49 PM (b4LBp)

160
>The weight limit on this wheel barrow 250 lbs. Bring in the skid steer.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 05:49 PM (Ujrb

_________

Dynamite! We'll use dynamite!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:50 PM (wHs2E)

161 >>German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.


I hear a lot of people talk about what will happen to Putin if the war ends badly for him, not that many talk about what will happen to EU leaders if it ends badly for them

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)

162 Why are people standing around in a circle around a crazy person holding a knife?

When she lunges at someone, the police WILL fire.

Standing in the line of fire is literally weapons-grade stupidity.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 01, 2026 05:50 PM (HlyYF)

163 I only read the first two trilogies. After the first book of The Gap series I asked what the fuck and stopped reading Donaldson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

The first trilogy was a real unpleasant but interesting world. The second trilogy was a waste that only settled something that didn't matter. I read one book in Mirror of her Dreams and said "I don't believe anyone can believe they don't exist" and dropped him for good.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 05:50 PM (uhVAy)

164 I want to read the Commissar Caine books, but they're too expensive to buy and not available in my library system.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 05:48 PM (lFFaq)


I've read the first six, they're not bad, but you can only get them o kindle and I hate - hate, hate, hate - to buy digital goods when I cannot maintain a local copy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 05:50 PM (ExV1e)

165 Men if you want to find a nice girl, it’s simple, make sure she...
---------------


If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So, from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Posted by: Jimmy Soul at September 01, 2026 05:51 PM (XeU6L)

166 I don't think Mr. Coleman "went off " at all. I think he was quite firm and well spoken.

I feel so sorry for he and his daughter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 05:51 PM (JrHfD)

167
I hear a lot of people talk about what will happen to Putin if the war ends badly for him, not that many talk about what will happen to EU leaders if it ends badly for them
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)

___________

The answer is the same: they will be replaced by those even worse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:51 PM (wHs2E)

168 Van Jones has forfeited any right to be taken as a voice of reason.

He lies as naturally as taking a breath.


You don't need to be reasonable or honest to read a weather vane . He's not anti-DSA in the least, he just knows that they can't win nationally. Yet.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 05:52 PM (vTZFs)

169 Dynamite! We'll use dynamite!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*Snort*

Only in Oregon. Not NYC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:52 PM (u82oZ)

170 At Geophysical Research Letters, last year's November solar storm corrupted GPS reliability/accuracy for hours:
https://tinyurl.com/p8zwcefp

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 05:52 PM (Jr5Lq)

171 Why are people standing around in a circle around a crazy person holding a knife?
---

That was the first question I asked myself.

'Oh look, a grenade with the pin pulled...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 05:53 PM (XeU6L)

172 Hadrian the Seventh

The EU leadership fights AfD and Marine Le Pen much harder than Russia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

173 >>German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.


I hear a lot of people talk about what will happen to Putin if the war ends badly for him, not that many talk about what will happen to EU leaders if it ends badly for them
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 05:50 PM (viF8m)

Answer is probably nothing much assuming the end is Ukraine going down, being partitioned on Russian terms. Cool relations with Russia, Cool relations with the US, and internal unrest to crush for a while. I don't think the EUs are quite out of faceless drones to have meetings and collect paychecks.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 05:53 PM (uhVAy)

174 I have to say Milo looked better with the bleached hair.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 01, 2026 05:54 PM (oCS0o)

175 Pillage Idiot

To NYC denizens, the concept of getting behind a firing line is lost on them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:54 PM (u82oZ)

176 The purple-haired lost soul -- is she simply stupid? Is that all it is? Stupid, thus easily shaped by a vile culture into an entitled ingrate and wreck of a human being.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 05:54 PM (b4LBp)

177 The woman who got shot had killed someone and stabbed several other people so I am okay with her being put down but I do think the police probably could have come up with other options than the bullet here.

No, I am not with the "shoot the knives out of their hands" or "just charge her you are big strong mens!" crowd. but I dunno I would have tried pepper spray and taser first.

Yeah I am aware how dangerous knives are, and police doctrine on the topic but still. She's yards away and not in particularly great physical condition. I am pretty sure they could have dropped her without having to shoot. But maybe we'll find out more in the future: at first it looked like Chauvin was kneeling on Floyd's neck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (K32Fz)

178 Milos overstayed his Visa.

End of story.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Priceless

Posted by: American Express Deportation at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (4RYRd)

179 174 I have to say Milo looked better with the bleached hair.
Posted by: Octochicken at September 01, 2026 05:54 PM (oCS0o)

I confess to having rooted for him years ago when he was writing for Breitbart.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (b4LBp)

180 I have to say Milo looked better with the bleached hair.
Posted by: Octochicken at September 01, 2026 05:54 PM (oCS0o)

He looked better 10-12 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy)

181 "103 People, even fat people, move faster than you think.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 05:28 PM (97NWC) "

see "Tueller Drill"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (VyBeY)

182

I hear a lot of people talk about what will happen to Putin if the war ends badly for him, not that many talk about what will happen to EU leaders if it ends badly for them

Posted by: JackStraw
---

Beer break, beer break, time out.
Sun is setting, time to pack up
be back in the morning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (6T7Go)

183 I remember watching a Cops episode when a larded up Samoan women had a huge knife and pulled it out to stab at a group of cops

One cop bulldozed her like a linebacker taking out a quarterback for the Super Bowl win and she went down hard. Problem solved

But see back then you could do that because cops were actual men with muscles

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (fapp/)

184
To NYC denizens, the concept of getting behind a firing line is lost on them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:54 PM (u82oZ)

__________

But they'll brag about their street smarts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (wHs2E)

185 The EU leadership fights AfD and Marine Le Pen much harder than Russia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:53 PM (u82oZ)
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That's because Russia poses no real threat to Germany. It is not the old Soviet Union. Russia cannot subdue a hostile population.

Internal factions, however ARE existential threats, so they must be crushed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

186 As for spending? Yeah we spend too much on the military, they have failed 14 freaking audits in a row and clearly are wasting it massively with fraud and corruption. But compared to the other parts of government? Chump change.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2026 05:56 PM (K32Fz)

187 He looked better 10-12 years ago.

Posted by: Oldcat
--

Drugs and night-life take their toll.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 05:56 PM (6T7Go)

188 180 I have to say Milo looked better with the bleached hair.
Posted by: Octochicken at September 01, 2026 05:54 PM (oCS0o)

He looked better 10-12 years ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (uhVAy)

Perhaps not coincidental.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 01, 2026 05:56 PM (oCS0o)

189 A knife-wielding lunatic woman, who stabbed another woman to death and injured two others, was shot to death as she advanced on police with a kitchen knife in Times Square, NYC.

-
I guess she's mad because Weight Watchers didn't work for her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 05:57 PM (ndZc7)

190

The summer wind, came blowin' in from across the sea
It lingered there, to touch your hair and walk with me

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

191
I'd mentioned this earlier today, or yesterday...

The first Black US Navy ship captain served during the Civil War. Robert Smalls was a total badass (look him up, pretty cool shit). Especially since he absolutely hated the Donk party.

In 1912 when Woody Wilson the Klan Felcher was running for president, Captain Smalls publicly wrote that "I ask that every colored man in the North who has a vote to cast would cast that vote for the regular Republican Party and thus bury the Democratic Party so deep that there will not be seen even a bubble coming from the spot where the burial took place."

I really want to subscribe to his newsletter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 05:57 PM (y9nCu)

192 No, I am not with the "shoot the knives out of their hands" or "just charge her you are big strong mens!" crowd. but I dunno I would have tried pepper spray and taser first.

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You want to stop a perp with a knife you need armor, shield and a longsword or armor and quarterstaff or longsword.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 05:57 PM (uhVAy)

193 The EU leadership fights AfD and Marine Le Pen much harder than Russia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:53 PM


They are fighting against the greater threat.

She could actually cause them to lose their phony baloney jobs!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 01, 2026 05:57 PM (HlyYF)

194 She should have jumped in front of the #7 Train, Flushing Line. Part of the fun of the World's Fair is the Subway Special that takes you there.

Posted by: "Just Pay Fifteen Cents".... at September 01, 2026 05:57 PM (JM9I6)

195 Anyone up for living in NC.?

At one point in the past, I thought the Research Triangle area would be nice. But then at other times I've thought the same thing about Seattle and Portland. Fortunately for me, life didn't work out that way and now the lefties have ruined all three of them.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 05:58 PM (vTZFs)

196 >>Answer is probably nothing much assuming the end is Ukraine going down, being partitioned on Russian terms. Cool relations with Russia, Cool relations with the US, and internal unrest to crush for a while. I don't think the EUs are quite out of faceless drones to have meetings and collect paychecks.

The head of the EU commission, Ursula von der Leyen, said yesterday that European's savings were a real problem and they needed to take that money for the betterment of the EU or some such idiocy. They are running out of other people's money to fund the idiotic war.

There are still some sane people in Europe as we can see with the rise of nationalistic parties in the UK, Germany and France. Having their life's savings might be the match.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

197 NYC lady is just "standing with Lindsay" (in hell).

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)

198 make sure she

doesn’t have blue hair
doesn’t have a nose ring
Isn’t a Lindsay Clancy lesbo butch fanlover


Men all through the west have been given an enormous blessing here. Its the ultimate litmus test: what do you think about Lindsay Clancy?

"Well it was awful but..."
"GET OUT OF THE CAR"

(And yes, ladies I am certain you have your own version of this to test men with)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2026 05:59 PM (K32Fz)

199 Thank you. I was ill-advised.

*fires slew of flunkies*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*phew*

*that was close*

Posted by: Hadrian's Passel of Lackeys at September 01, 2026 05:59 PM (4RYRd)

200 Seattle ? Insane Fat Ass Woman ?

The math checks out.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 05:59 PM (lf8MS)

201 Oops. Wrong city. Chicago.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 06:00 PM (lf8MS)

202 You want to stop a perp with a knife you need armor, shield and a longsword or armor and quarterstaff or longsword.

How much cooler would cops look with a shield and armor?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2026 06:00 PM (K32Fz)

203 The EU leadership fights AfD and Marine Le Pen much harder than Russia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

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Where are the Germans going to get their gas for heating this winter when Putin turns off the tap?

Posted by: Decaf at September 01, 2026 06:01 PM (ZNpJk)

204 JackStraw

Don't give legacy Europeans no hope but revolt. Because they will. And stronger this time. Lots of history behind this.

Yellow Vests were lame. The next revolt is to prevent personal thralldom.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 06:01 PM (u82oZ)

205 I confess to having rooted for him years ago when he was writing for Breitbart.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 05:55 PM (b4LBp)
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I never bought his act. I thought (and still think) he is a witty and talented writer, but he's too caught up in himself.

He's now on his third act, having failed as Breitbart's Bad Boy, and then he became Catholic, but reverted to bitchy gossip and now he's on Team Candace and back in Blighty.

He's going to go full NeverTrump/Black Pill, because Farage and Lowe will have nothing to do with him.

Sad to watch him squander so many chances be being so prideful.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

206 Drugs and night-life take their toll.

Posted by: Braenyard

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High!! at September 01, 2026 06:01 PM (JM9I6)

207
*phew*

*that was close*
Posted by: Hadrian's Passel of Lackeys at September 01, 2026 05:59 PM (4RYRd)

__________

My buxom, callipygic executive assistant with the posh English accent is safe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:01 PM (wHs2E)

208 Man. So sorry. Would be Atlanta ... if she skipped her shift at the local brass pole.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 06:01 PM (lf8MS)

209 Finally: Milo Yiannopolis is back in the UK positioning himself for his next Grifter Flip.

He complains he was "terrified" by his arrest by ICE, and says he previously supported ICE only because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.


Wow he really sounds like a fag

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2026 06:02 PM (K32Fz)

210 There are still some sane people in Europe as we can see with the rise of nationalistic parties in the UK, Germany and France. Having their life's savings might be the match.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

Yeah the monster has reached the gnawing on its own vitals stage. Sadly for EU, I expect any recovery to be slow and the main effect will be a brain drain to other areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:02 PM (uhVAy)

211
German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.


"Fuck you, Ivan! This is my friend Uncle Sam, let's you and him fight."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 06:03 PM (y9nCu)

212 "How much cooler would cops look with a shield and armor?"

They have, and use, both.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 06:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

213 Jeez, all I said was no, you can’t have my fries.

Posted by: Guy in Times Square at September 01, 2026 06:03 PM (u73oe)

214 Finally: Milo Yiannopolis is back in the UK positioning himself for his next Grifter Flip.

He complains he was "terrified" by his arrest by ICE, and says he previously supported ICE only because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.

Wow he really sounds like a fag
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2026 06:02 PM (K32Fz)

That really seems off brand for him. Not sure what cubby in the UK he's going for. Not sure anti-ICE plays a lot there, aside from reassuring the powers there he's not going to upset that apple cart of UK immigration.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:04 PM (uhVAy)

215 Drugs and night-life take their toll.

Posted by: Braenyard

Yep

See you on the ONT

Posted by: Miklos is a cautionary example at September 01, 2026 06:04 PM (4RYRd)

216 There are still some sane people in Europe as we can see with the rise of nationalistic parties in the UK, Germany and France. Having their life's savings might be the match.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)
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The young people are most into the right parties and they have no savings. This is basically telling the Boomers you're going to take their stuff, but I suspect the Euros - like the Canadians - will vote themselves to death rather than be called Nazis or whatever.

"I don't like the face-eating leopard party, but if I don't vote for the I'll be a Nazi, so..."

See also: Dana Nessel saying she fear for her safety of Abdul wins, but a world needs to be saved, so she accepts that risk.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

217 German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.

Low Info Cold War Boomers all stroke in unison.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 06:04 PM (lf8MS)

218 They have, and use, both.

Yeah but I mean like a knight, not the cloth covered plastic crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 01, 2026 06:04 PM (K32Fz)

219 Where are the Germans going to get their gas for heating this winter when Putin turns off the tap?
Posted by: Decaf

LPG from the US of A. For hard cash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 06:05 PM (u82oZ)

220 And yes, ladies I am certain you have your own version of this to test men with)

***********

My answer for those tests is that I drive an Audi for the women I like and a ford pinto for the women I want to stop calling me

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 06:05 PM (fapp/)

221 German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.

Low Info Cold War Boomers all stroke in unison.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 06:04 PM (lf8MS)

Boomers already have seen that movie, knows the ending.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:05 PM (uhVAy)

222 TS Edouard is some 60 miles inland from Galveston, well to the East of me. Still dry here with the first rain bands about to start sweeping across.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:06 PM (wVcYX)

223 I mentioned the last week that the increase in "disrespect for life" that I believed in as a Christian, started matching the depravity of the world better than my "enlightened" blithe dismissal because I just injected skepticism that abortion and general respect for life were functionally linked.

And things were not *THIS* bad those years ago.

The internalized commandment "Thou shalt not murder" has grown an asterisk from "progressive" people who "understand all that morality stuff" sufficient to their own tastes.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:06 PM (Fi81e)

224 195 Charlotte is 200 miles away from the Research Triangle.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 06:06 PM (bX16E)

225 There are still some sane people in Europe as we can see with the rise of nationalistic parties in the UK, Germany and France. Having their life's savings might be the match.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

Yeah the monster has reached the gnawing on its own vitals stage. Sadly for EU, I expect any recovery to be slow and the main effect will be a brain drain to other areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:02 PM


Europe blows up every 25-50 years and has all throughout their history. We slowed that down a bit after WWII by playing big brother and stomping pretty much the entire continent flat but they are overdue for some sort of problem.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 01, 2026 06:06 PM (cpFbA)

226 Charlotte is 200 miles away from the Research Triangle.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 06:06 PM (bX16E)

Better start building that wall.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:07 PM (uhVAy)

227 LPG from the US of A. For hard cash.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 06:05 PM (u82oZ)
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Beer is also acceptable.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

228 because he did not know that arrests can be scary and the cuffs they put on you can hurt.

**********

I thought Milo was into s & m

What a fraud

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 06:07 PM (fapp/)

229 If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So, from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Posted by: Jimmy Soul at September 01, 2026 05:51 PM (XeU6L)

********
My dude would disagree. Yesterday we were in the ED because he managed to strain a hip flexor muscle playing a tiny bit of basketball with grandson. We often forget we are old.

A male RN, at least 20yrs younger, was flirting with me due to my accent in the ED. I was mostly trying to be quiet and not add my thoughts of, "I'm a RN!!!" blather. Nor trying to be one of the Internet medical people who tell the ED how to treat them from AI advice. No, sir. I am there because I want to be and hope all is well. He had a MRI today to rule out a tear of the muscle.

He told him how lucky he was to listen to me all of the time. I found that odd but nice. It is not often I get compliments for my accent as I am not fond of it, myself.

Fifty years after meeting me the dude still thinks I'm pretty. Therefore I know he'd tell you that no way he'd have an ugly wife. Plus I'm fun, so there's that, as well as conservative and there's been no changes. Just lucky, we guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:08 PM (hzuYO)

230 Germany wants a rematch? Bring it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 06:08 PM (bX16E)

231 My buxom, callipygic executive assistant with the posh English accent is safe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 06:01 PM (wHs2E)

Which Spice Girl was she?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:08 PM (wVcYX)

232 I think Mr Coleman should run for Governor of California. He'd surely be a much better choice than Hair Gel Newsom was. Yes, I know Steve Hilton is running. Hope he wins , but I'm worried about voter fraud.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:08 PM (ONl1C)

233 Have a great night, everyone.

May there be thriving.

Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Please give my best wishes to your lovely wife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (u82oZ)

234 The internalized commandment "Thou shalt not murder" has grown an asterisk from "progressive" people who "understand all that morality stuff" sufficient to their own tastes.
Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:06 PM (Fi81e)
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Abortion at its core is prioritizing convenience and personal gain over human life - not just in the abstract, but the most innocent and helpless human life. Once you make that leap, every life is disposable, including your own.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

235 Please give my best wishes to your lovely wife.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (u82oZ)
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Thank you, I will.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

236 A knife-wielding lunatic woman, who stabbed another woman to death and injured two others, was shot to death as she advanced on police with a kitchen knife in Times Square, NYC.

-
I guess she's mad because Weight Watchers didn't work for her.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 05:57 PM (ndZc7)
======

Cisneros killed an innocent 32 yo woman, a BoA VP who recently celebrated her 2nd year wedding anniversary. Her killer is a crazy woman with a history of mental illness.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (rj6Yv)

237 LPG from the US of A. For hard cash.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

A certain portion may be paid In Kind.

Posted by: Mail Order "Brides" by Miklos at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (4RYRd)

238 I think Mr Coleman should run for Governor of California. He'd surely be a much better choice than Hair Gel Newsom was. Yes, I know Steve Hilton is running. Hope he wins , but I'm worried about voter fraud.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 06:08 PM (ONl1C)

Nothing to worry about, it will be there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

239 LPG from the US of A. For hard cash.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 06:05 PM (u82oZ)
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Beer is also acceptable.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:07 PM (ZOv7s)

Cuckoo clocks are right out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 06:10 PM (wVcYX)

240 Scott Bessent is a gay guy, but he has more guts and balls then all of those

LBTQTGHJIJITTRRESDGHKPOCXLTEBDWEYTRFE Losers in the Commie-Crat party.

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 01, 2026 06:11 PM (To0UR)

241 Germany wants a rematch? Bring it.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 06:08 PM (bX16E)
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They've gone several rounds and people tend to forget that. Frederick the Great gave as good as he got, and of course in 1918 it was the Russians who were giving up real estate and sending tribute west.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

242 Abortionists are literally serial killers. Gosnell is the rule, not the exception. They're all psychos. Of course they keep personal trophies for their kills.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:12 PM (ZOv7s)

243 Germany wants a rematch? Bring it.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 06:08 PM (bX16E)
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They've gone several rounds and people tend to forget that. Frederick the Great gave as good as he got, and of course in 1918 it was the Russians who were giving up real estate and sending tribute west.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

The Russians smashed Freddie at Kunersdorf and captured Berlin. Only thing that saved them was winter, and Catherine the Great dying and changing sides.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

244 German defense minister claims Germany is at war with Russia; Germany trying to get NATO alliance interested in war with Russia.

Low Info Cold War Boomers all stroke in unison.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 06:04 PM (lf8MS)
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AfD is the most popular party in Germany. The effin' EU will do anything, even start a shooting war with Russia, than cede power to the AfD and the RN in France.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (rj6Yv)

245 >> A quick push of the fat lady with the knife would have gotten her on the ground. Her center of gravity would have assured that. Better yet, hit her with a car. Enough already.


Eh, I'm good with how they handled it.

Posted by: the dandy at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (8l8nW)

246 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (ExV1e)

247 The little I read of the pot-bellied killer in NYC with the knives was that she was "well known" to LEO.

There are a lot of them in every city. In and out of jail. Crazies and druggies and ho's. The trifecta.

Heck, the ED docs knew them well as did the staff.

Bring back insane asylums again, please. Life would be so much better and that young and pretty VP lady would be alive today in NYC.

To think we used to take the NYC subway a lot and now there is no freaking way. Of course I'd have to actually go to NYC and that's not going to happen ever again.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (hzuYO)

248 The internalized commandment "Thou shalt not murder" has grown an asterisk from "progressive" people who "understand all that morality stuff" sufficient to their own tastes.
Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:06 PM (Fi81e)
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Abortion at its core is prioritizing convenience and personal gain over human life - not just in the abstract, but the most innocent and helpless human life. Once you make that leap, every life is disposable, including your own.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)
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Right, but it doesn't have to progress further--it's just people give themselves too much credit for vigilance that they swear they'll put in some day.

But, I've come around to the fact that you can pin-point targets with humanity, the best you can do is "straddle the target" enough to move it roughly in the way that you want to.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:14 PM (Fi81e)

249 The Russians smashed Freddie at Kunersdorf and captured Berlin. Only thing that saved them was winter, and Catherine the Great dying and changing sides.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)
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The Russians had considerable help. It was three on one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

250 So did anyone see that Carney from Canada has demanded that Americans stop making memes before he'll do any more negotiating?

Or is this old news for the horde?

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 01, 2026 06:15 PM (IeYnM)

251 AfD is the most popular party in Germany. The effin' EU will do anything, even start a shooting war with Russia, than cede power to the AfD and the RN in France.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 06:13 PM (rj6Yv)

I think they may have played all their cheat cards with the RN, and same with the UK. AfD is farther off and the election system in Germany is insanely stupid. The bad guys have lost elections for about 10 years straight but are still in charge.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:15 PM (uhVAy)

252 Internet is out here, so I can't doomwatch coverage of Eduardo, currently ravaging SETX.

Judging by the NWS Drought Monitor, that whole region could use some ravaging.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 06:16 PM (a6PrB)

253 So did anyone see that Carney from Canada has demanded that Americans stop making memes before he'll do any more negotiating?

Or is this old news for the horde?
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 01, 2026 06:15 PM (IeYnM)

I had only vaguely heard that, but it just means that Carney is totally insane. King Canute holding back the tide had a better chance.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

254 Right, but it doesn't have to progress further--it's just people give themselves too much credit for vigilance that they swear they'll put in some day.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 06:14 PM (Fi81e)
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In retrospect, I think society was always in motion, just moving at glacial speed, and once certain barriers were taken down, we were always going to end up where we are, with assisted suicide, child mutilation, abortion until birth, and now mercy for mothers who kill children in cold blood.

It's a re-paganized world, albeit with some vestigal Christian decorations.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:16 PM (ZOv7s)

255 So did anyone see that Carney from Canada has demanded that Americans stop making memes before he'll do any more negotiating?

Or is this old news for the horde?
Posted by: SimoHayha at September 01, 2026 06:15 PM (IeYnM)
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I thought that was a joke.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:17 PM (ZOv7s)

256
Van Jones was a communist when it was convenient and fashionable. Suddenly he's seeing the reality of it and it's "oopsie my bad"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

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A microscopic percentage of them ever seem to follow the fundamental logic, though. Just "Well, that issue didn't work, let's toss it and continue."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2026 06:17 PM (mmrXZ)

257 The Russians had considerable help. It was three on one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

That's what you get from snitching provinces from all your neighbors in previous wars.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

258 I saw a documentary about a homicide between high school basketball players. Two players were living in a residence with a third and his mother. The purpose of this arrangement was fraud in that it was to disguise that they were ineligible because out of district. One of the three got a scholarship to college that seemed a yellow brick road to the NBA. The other two were jealous and beat him to death. (It's definitely possible that they did not intend death but merely to beat the shit out of him.) Everybody was covering it up for fear of exposing the fraud, and, eventually, several coaches and other school emp.oyees were fired. The actual killer, who not only beat the victim down but also stomped and kicked him, and who was an adult, was allowed to plead to manslaughter by way of a deferred judgment that allows him, if he stays out of trouble for a few years, to have the entire case dismissed with no conviction and no jail. I think there was some public service and counseling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

259 even if that's so, it doesn't mean I have to watch.

These retards beg to go on his show so that he can berate them in front of everybody and their dog, and I'm not into watching a bunch of performative dipsh1ts publicly indulge their humiliation kinks.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 05:18 PM (vJrRc)

I've watched a couple of clips of his on youtube; yeah; he's kind of funny and he hits them hard but my first question is always...why did this person agree to this? did you think you were going to argue your way out of this? Yeah, humiliation kink ain't my thing.

Posted by: Nelly at September 01, 2026 06:28 PM (6+ehB)

260 Lindsay Clancy's husband is The Real Killer (because she is a Leo and he is a Gemini, and Leos do not kill but Geminis are notorious child-killers)

**********
I am a Gemini and don't kill babies.

This seems retarded but on spot for the women in pink. I am unsure if their Handmaiden's outfits are in the cleaners or what is going on.

I like pink and this adds to me being annoyed. Why on earth that judge let 4 wommen wear pink in the jury is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 07:01 PM (hzuYO)

Trump: We Shot Down All Eight Ballsitic Missiles Iran Shot at Our Base in Jordan, and Are Now Hitting Them Very Hard

The United States is, as we speak, striking Iranian Targets near the Strait of Hormuz. The strikes are large and powerful, and in retaliation for the Iranians' failed attempt at adding sea mines to the Strait, which currently has no mines (They have been completely removed or detonated!), and the Iranians shooting eight missiles, all successfully knocked down, at our Military Base in Jordan. If the failed Nation of Iran retaliates for this very justified attack, they will be hit again at a much harder and higher level, but it will not be the biggest attack of them all, that is waiting in the wings and, when it is over, there will be very little left of the Islamic Republic of Iran!

President DONALD J. TRUMP

Here is video of a failed ICBM launch in Khomein, Iran. I'm guessing we had nothing to do with bringing it down. Just more crap technology Iran bought from China or Russia.

Here's an alternate view of the failed launch or, possibly, a different failed launch. This one can be seen blowing up on the ground in Iran.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh


🚨 JUST IN: President Trump announces the Islamic Republic of Iran will be hit back "AT A MUCH HARDER AND HIGHER LEVEL" if they retaliate for the current US strikes around Hormuz

ALL Iranian missiles launched at American assets were shot down 🇺🇸

47 then threatens to LEVEL the country:

"But it will not be the biggest attack of them all, that is waiting in the wings and, when it is over, there will be very little left of the Islamic Republic of Iran!"

"The United States is, as we speak, striking Iranian Targets near the Strait of Hormuz."

"The strikes are large and powerful, and in retaliation for the Iranians' failed attempt at adding sea mines to the Strait, which currently has no mines (They have been completely removed or detonated!), and the Iranians shooting eight missiles, all successfully knocked down, at our Military Base in Jordan."

"If the failed Nation of Iran retaliates for this very justified attack, they will be hit again at a much harder and higher level."

Trump is no longer calling for ceasefires and negotiations. He allows that negotiations are happening, but also says he doesn't take them seriously.

I guess he's in it to win it now. Though the new strategy is a long siege and strangulation.

Space Force is reportedly watching Iran's boats and missile launchers:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 NOW: US SPACE FORCE WATCHED IRAN MOVE AROUND THE STRAIT. Now they've been STRUCK.

President Trump has been clear that Space Force is watching the mullahs' EVERY MOVEMENT before they can even begin to launch mines and disrupt the Strait of Hormuz

CENTCOM just confirmed strikes were carried out at noon. FAFO.

YINGST: "They've been watching using Space Force and also the U.S. Navy that is positioned there at that blockade line in the Gulf of Oman whenever any of the Iranian forces try to move air defense systems or radars."

"They are watching very closely and likely these are the targets that are being hit right now as we speak."

"These appear to be relatively widespread strikes, not just targeting that southern city of Bandar Abbas, but also initial reports of explosions on Qeshm Island and areas even further south of this area next to the Gulf of Oman."

"It's an indication that once again the United States is trying to send a message to the Iranian regime that threats against this international waterway will not be tolerated." @TreyYingst

I don't understand why Iran acts like this isn't always going to be the end result.

Time to bury the head of the snake.


Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

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Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BREAKING: Scott Bessent just sent shivers down the spine of Iranian regime leaders. What a bad*ss...

"I will say it on worldwide TV: we KNOW WHERE in the British Virgin Islands your accounts are, at these trust companies. We know the hundred million dollar houses you have around the world. WE ARE GOING TO CLOSE ALL THAT DOWN."

"We are going after the regime's assets they have stolen from the Iranian people."

"They can go to the victims of terror."

"After 47 years — IT IS OVER."

"Either you are with us, or against us."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:50 PM




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1 first ish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (CWTWj)

2 Not possible.

X accounts said that the US had no more interceptor missiles, that we'd run through them all and getting more was impossible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (BKQOu)

3 I guess he's in it to win it now. Though the new strategy is a long siege and strangulation.

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I mean...the second the blockade was announced, this was the overall strategy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (BKQOu)

4 gp and i noodled, credit where credit is dewy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (CWTWj)

5 Scott Bessent is great. Over the weekend he scalped Big Squaw Elizabeth Warren, and now he's moved on to the mullahs.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

6 X accounts said that the US had no more interceptor missiles, that we'd run through them all and getting more was impossible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Vox Day and Washington Post all assure me that nobody could comment a comment like yours unless you were being paid so to comment.

Posted by: the oldsmobile at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (88C+u)

7 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

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MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)

8 The bombing is still going on. Nearly 4 hours of bombing seems to be a bit more that a tit for tat.

>>@hey_itsmyturn
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14m
>>NOW -
Huge explosion in Kermanshah
Eyewitness believes it was an airstrike

>>Kermanshah Province, #Iran

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (viF8m)

9 the second the blockade was announced, this was the overall strategy

We prefered to call that a “Quarantine”.

Posted by: JFK at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (u3mlR)

10 Bessent is vicious. I like that.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (Gqar8)

11 This just proves Iran is winning.

And is a distraction from the Epstein files.*

* lol, Massie read names (he claims)--finally--on the Floor. And ... no one cares.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)

12 In Edward G Robinson voice "where's your twelfth imam now"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (rNkEQ)

13 Love Bessent

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (+gK6I)

14 Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)

15 The buzzword these days is "anaconda strategy." I much prefer a grizzly bear strategy. Go in fast, tear them to shreds, sh*t on their remains, and leave.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (vTZFs)

16 We are out of big missiles, and out of medium missiles and the small missiles!!1!

Posted by: CNN at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (g47mK)

17 maybe why oil is up a couple of dollars

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (CWTWj)

18 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

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Well, this is in addition to all the frozen assets the administration already kept from the regime since like February.

Remember the brouhaha about the MOU? There was the $300 billion investment that Iran was going to get the second they signed (what happened to that, by the way? they get the money?), but there was also about $12 billion in frozen assets that they were supposed to get (instantly, remember).

But, then Iran kept bitching that they weren't getting the frozen funds through the MOU which they violated within hours by attacking neighbor states.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (BKQOu)

19 6 X accounts said that the US had no more interceptor missiles, that we'd run through them all and getting more was impossible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Vox Day and Washington Post all assure me that nobody could comment a comment like yours unless you were being paid so to comment.

Posted by: the oldsmobile at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (88C+u)

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I'm getting double paid by Israel and the DOW, baby!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:55 PM (BKQOu)

20 I love Scott Bessent. And if you lurk here, Mr. Bessent, I really would love a tour of your house. I am very polite, harmless, and would pass a background check with flying colors because I am also very boring.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 03:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

21
"We're out of ammo! We have to negotiate terms of surrender!"

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:55 PM (Y8DZL)

22 7 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

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MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)

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We've been seizing their offshore assets for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:55 PM (BKQOu)

23 If you're a praying person and have not been doing it already, please pray for the safety of Scott Bessent and all of Trump's Cabinet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (rHgXV)

24 "We are going after the regime's assets they have stolen from the Iranian people. They can go to the victims of terror. After 47 years — IT IS OVER."

Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

25 @11 every name Massie read has been named publicly or in court papers. Massie is a complete phony punk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (rNkEQ)

26 Secret:
The cease-fire wasn't so Iran could re-arm.
Iran thinks that's what they won by agreeing.
We wanted them to re-arm.
While we watched them show us where they were hiding it all.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb Iran

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (3cUTc)

27 The Iranians are waiting and praying for a November miracle.

They’ll do this tit for tat thing as long as possible, what else can they do?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

28 And is a distraction from the Epstein files.*

* lol, Massie read names (he claims)--finally--on the Floor. And ... no one cares.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September

Well one is a Pritzker. Will the Dems shut up now?

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

29 24 "We are going after the regime's assets they have stolen from the Iranian people. They can go to the victims of terror. After 47 years — IT IS OVER."

Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

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We've been doing it since the start.

Remember the $12 billion that Iran was supposed to get for signing the MOU (really, it was for abiding by the MOU over an unspecified amount of time, which they did not do)?

That was frozen foreign assets in Gulf State banks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (BKQOu)

30 I thought Iran was out of missiles.
And yet, they keep shooting missiles.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

31 23 If you're a praying person and have not been doing it already, please pray for the safety of Scott Bessent and all of Trump's Cabinet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (rHgXV)


I do every night... And I pray for the likes of all of you here.. Well most of you....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

32 27 The Iranians are waiting and praying for a November miracle.

They’ll do this tit for tat thing as long as possible, what else can they do?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

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So, Jeffries corrals his razor thin majority to say that Trump shouldn't be doing things, and Trump vetoes the bill.

Then Jeffries talks about defunding the war, and the MIC calls a handful of key Democrats and tells them to not do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:58 PM (BKQOu)

33 Scott Bessent made an even more menacing threat. He says he knows the offshore (Virgin Islands) accounts where the mullahs have stored their stolen money, and he says the US might just seize it:

==

MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)

I am wondering if this is a ploy to deke the mullahs into moving their stashed loot, so that Bessent can track it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:58 PM (1z8ji)

34 >>Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.

Because on Day 1 many of our erstwhile "allies" weren't onboard. Even NATO refused to help.

The sanctions that are being put on now are being supported by NATO and pretty much everyone else other than China to a certain degree.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:58 PM (viF8m)

35 30 I thought Iran was out of missiles.
And yet, they keep shooting missiles.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

They're being re supplied from China across land and the Caspian sea according to Tousi

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 03:58 PM (+gK6I)

36 Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

Thanks, Donna.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 03:58 PM (rHgXV)

37 Trump: We Shot Down All Eight Ballsitic Missiles Iran Shot at Our Base in Jordan, and Are Now Hitting Them Very Hard
>>>

Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?

Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (wVcYX)

38 Bomb the bastards back to the 7th Century they came from

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (Ia/+0)

39 30 I thought Iran was out of missiles.
And yet, they keep shooting missiles.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (2Ez/1)

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They shot...8 missiles.

We destroyed their manufacturing base and over 80% of their stockpiles in the 6 weeks of bombing.

They're going to be able to pull a few together every once in a while to do some minor bullshit, but it's massively different from where they started.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (BKQOu)

40 Ballsitic? Really?

Posted by: just sayin' at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (/JT24)

41 Somehow--and this is a total wild-ass guess--I think Trump knows more about what is going on in Iran than people complaining stateside about Trump's strategy.

But, that's just crazy.

You can always trust what the news reports.
And trust they are giving you the full story.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (3cUTc)

42 Nuke them.

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Going Hot! at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (XcBiu)

43 Welp. Guess I should go get ready to teach the 2 evening classes. My poor puppy has been very clingy all day and I hate leaving him.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

44 Let them build a trebuchet

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

45 >>I am wondering if this is a ploy to deke the mullahs into moving their stashed loot, so that Bessent can track it.

Bessent said the other day they found a bank in the UAE that was still funneling billions to Iran and are shutting it down. They seem to be working with other countries and finding the money everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 04:01 PM (viF8m)

46 Welp. Guess I should go get ready to teach the 2 evening classes. My poor puppy has been very clingy all day and I hate leaving him.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 04:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

take him with !

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:01 PM (g47mK)

47 Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?
Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (wVcYX)

That would be "basaltic missiles". The ones Iran is using are made from testicles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 04:01 PM (1z8ji)

48 Trump: We Shot Down All Eight Ballsitic Missiles Iran Shot at Our Base in Jordan, and Are Now Hitting Them Very Hard
>>>

Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?

Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun


You're thinking of the Basaltic missiles. These get the new Torsionmax system.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 01, 2026 04:01 PM (OUMaO)

49 Remember how France put up the Ayatollah in exile, and then returned him to take over Iran? Yeah fuck them and bomb their villas in whatever country they're in.

It's time to settle all family business.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (bX16E)

50 31 23 If you're a praying person and have not been doing it already, please pray for the safety of Scott Bessent and all of Trump's Cabinet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (rHgXV)


I do every night... And I pray for the likes of all of you here.. Well most of you....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

Uh-Oh. ( Tubal tugs on collar).

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (Gqar8)

51 Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?
Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (wVcYX)
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The Persians are reduced to trotting out their "Justice" minister to threaten the increasingly large number of protestors that he's going to really get serious about cracking down on them if they refuse to stop protesting.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

52 And the fucking commodity traders are once again bidding up oil on the comex. Less than 20% of the worlds oil flow through the strait and more is going around it now. I see they are also dredging a. Ew channel between two islands in Oman.

But yeah, $100 oil. These traders need to be dick punched.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (Pxqpl)

53 Nuke them.

It's the only way to be sure.
--
They have not earned the honor of the Second Sun.

They are still on the Solimoni Solution:
Die like dogs, whimpering and crying in dark caves.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM (3cUTc)

54 Well, back from my eye exam. Everything looks good, just some normal, minor, age-related stuff. No diabetes-related mischief.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

55 52 And the fucking commodity traders are once again bidding up oil on the comex. Less than 20% of the worlds oil flow through the strait and more is going around it now. I see they are also dredging a. Ew channel between two islands in Oman.

But yeah, $100 oil. These traders need to be dick punched.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (Pxqpl)

========

It'll be a short-term bump. War pricing, but too much has been built up to let the oil flow, including the US freaking dredging a new canal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM (BKQOu)

56 The Persians are reduced to trotting out their "Justice" minister to threaten the increasingly large number of protestors that he's going to really get serious about cracking down on them if they refuse to stop protesting.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

That one in particular I want to see taken out.. He sentenced thousands to death... I bet Israel knows where he is...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)

57 16
We are out of big missiles, and out of medium missiles and the small missiles!!1!
Posted by: CNN
......

Send in the green dildos and cans of tuna!

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 04:04 PM (UjdFS)

58 Well, back from my eye exam. Everything looks good, just some normal, minor, age-related stuff. No diabetes-related mischief.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

Good news!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 04:04 PM (1z8ji)

59 I like the cut of Bessent’s jib.

More of this!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (4KUe5)

60 >>>Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.
I assume the Kurds are getting frisky.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

61
take him with !
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04

He would not appreciate the very loud music plus he, being slightly quirky, gets anxious about new environments. I do want to start taking him when nothing is going on so he gets used to it. He could get some serious zoomies in the studio - no furniture to dodge, no hallways, just one big rectangle.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (rj6Yv)

Might be they don't trust them near the capitol anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (uhVAy)

63 Trump doesn't go into anything to lose.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (j6dNk)

64 Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM

Glad to hear that, Bulg.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (rHgXV)

65 What a difference a loyal cabinet makes.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (Gqar8)

66 60 >>>Tousi reports that Persian conventional forces are being sent the western and north -western borders of Iran. For reasons not clear.
I assume the Kurds are getting frisky.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

======

Come on...Iraq.

Do an invasion.

Bet you can cause more damage this time than last time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:05 PM (BKQOu)

67 46 Piper, make Soup one of your instructors. I’m sure Frisbee-throwing would provide a great workout.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

68 I'd imagine once the last mullah's gone it'll be mop up time with the IRGC. Although to be frank, it's been us against the IRGC the whole time.

IOW, there's no functioning government in Iran.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 04:07 PM (2Cry5)

69 From Talarico In 2020:

141 >>> What Is “Ozempic Vagina”? An Expert Doctor Speaks

https://tinyurl.com/49xetn47
Posted by: AOSHQ Medical Advisory Panel, Sexual Health Division at September 01, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)

That article tries to downplay it, but it reveals there are almost zero studies done on what happens to fetal health for women pregnant and taking drugs like Ozempic. Nothing good, I imagine. But a woman losing weight is more fertile, and the drugs also make contraception less effiective. This has the potential to be really bad.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 03:11 PM (Eng1Z)


I'm cautiously optimistic that it could be good for fetal health. It's stabilizing satiety signals and blood sugar, with enough knock-on health benefits to sometimes look like a wonder drug. The downsides generally have to do with things that wouldn't affect them, like digestive upset or loose skin.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 04:07 PM (ke3zm)

70 Trump: We Shot Down All Eight Ballsitic Missiles Iran Shot at Our Base in Jordan, and Are Now Hitting Them Very Hard
>>>

Iran is out of regular missiles and is down to volcanic chunks being lobbed about?
Posted by: Count de Monet, lightheartedly busting balls for fun at September 01, 2026 03:59 PM (wVcYX)

Let me know when they're down to Balsamic Missiles.

Posted by: Caesar of Salad at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (vSvIl)

71 Basaltic / Ballsitic, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Mr. Mullah at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (wVcYX)

72 >>>I guess he's in it to win it now. Though the new strategy is a long siege and strangulation.

And now he has a pre-proven response to those that carp during the long siege.

Why won't he negotiate to bring it to an end? He already tried that over and over again.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (8mulE)

73 Huh.

So Driscoll the Snake resigns.

And suddenly things heat up in Iran.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (3cUTc)

74 Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

There is some irony here.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (Fv808)

75 Seems like Iran is putting all their chips in and firing ballistic missiles from multiple sites around Iran.

Trump threatened if Iran responded he would increase the pain. This might get big.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)

76 Ballsack Missiles?

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 04:09 PM (Gqar8)

77 Whatever happened to the cardboard guy?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 04:09 PM (2Ez/1)

78 Chinese missiles come with a no refund policy and a "Best If Used By" date.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 04:09 PM (UjdFS)

79 77 Whatever happened to the cardboard guy?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 04:09 PM (2Ez/1)

====

Been dead since before he was anointed the Gayatollah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:09 PM (BKQOu)

80 64 Thanks, AOP and Fen.

Fen, how is your son doing? I think that you posted that his job was causing problems with his feet?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

81 Basaltic / Ballsitic, whatever it takes.
---
Balsamic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (3cUTc)

82
Here's an alternate view of the failed launch or, possibly, a different failed launch. This one can be seen blowing up on the ground in Iran.

-------

Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (VWtfl)

83 Why won't he negotiate to bring it to an end? He already tried that over and over again.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (8mulE)

Trump gets lucky again!

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (j6dNk)

84 Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
---
Many people think that all of our tools are available from the beginning and Trump is just too dumb to do it or whatever.

Much of the time, you need to move sequentially, and I'm sure that is what is going on here. To smoke out where the money is, we needed to cut them off and continue to cut and then see where the money went. Money is fungible, so how do you know who's it is, especially when they are trying to hide ownership? You watch it move in response to your early moves.

This goes for targeting as well. This is going to shock people, but finding stuff is hard when people are trying to hide it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (ZOv7s)

85 82
Here's an alternate view of the failed launch or, possibly, a different failed launch. This one can be seen blowing up on the ground in Iran.



Chinese Temu missles

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 04:11 PM (+gK6I)

86 It'll be a short-term bump. War pricing, but too much has been built up to let the oil flow, including the US freaking dredging a new canal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:03 PM (BKQOu)

Even if new shipping stops for a time, the initial crisis is past. Anyone hoping for Iran oil is an idiot, and other gulf oil has outlets aside from the Gulf route to use. '

But there are regular escorted flotillas of cargo using the strait despite the hoopla.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy)

87 Well most of you....
Posted by: {{{It's me donna

Sitting right here! Sheesh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:11 PM (u82oZ)

88 > Vox Day

Is that retard still around?

I chalked him up as all talk, no cattle when I found out he'd run away to Italy to live on his daddy's money.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 04:11 PM (c+HDg)

89 Yang Poon missiles! Good value!

Posted by: China at September 01, 2026 04:11 PM (g47mK)

90 BALZAC!
— Eulalie Mackechnie Shinn

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

91 Hello?
Yes, we have Balsamic missiles.
How many do you need?

Posted by: Acme Foods and Munitions, Inc. at September 01, 2026 04:12 PM (2Ez/1)

92 Here's an alternate view of the failed launch or, possibly, a different failed launch. This one can be seen blowing up on the ground in Iran.



Chinese Temu missles
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 04:11 PM (+gK6I)

Even with perfect missiles conditions these days are poor - everything is done in a hurry to avoid strikes. Little issues can doom a missile launch.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:12 PM (uhVAy)

93 Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (VWtfl)

From an ad in the back of a graphic novel. Between the ads for X-Ray Vision glasses and Sea Monkeys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 04:12 PM (wVcYX)

94
Democrats win the House and Senate in November.
Impeachment proceedings against Trump and Vance succeed.
The House of Representatives replaces Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House and replace her with a former first lady.

President Hillary Clinton!

I know, I'm living in the past.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (Y8DZL)

95 Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

Thanks for asking . He got some new shoes with much better support.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (rHgXV)

96 This goes for targeting as well. This is going to shock people, but finding stuff is hard when people are trying to hide it.
---
False.
I can cover the map of Iran with two fingers--it's not that big.
/s/ Twitter experts on military strategery.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (3cUTc)

97 "Ballsitic Missiles"

[Perks up]

-- James Talacreepo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

98 Masturbatin' Pete going to come around and talk about how the missiles being shot down are proof of Iran's supremacy and winning as well as an Israeli conspiracy to keep America fighting Israel's war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (BKQOu)

99 >>Basaltic / Ballsitic, whatever it takes.
---
Balsamic.
__
'Scuse me, it's pronounced "ball-ass-a-tick."

Posted by: Candice Owens at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (bNf8H)

100 Up Nest6:

The View, live from Tehran!

*Pretty sure that would be a War Crime. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (u82oZ)

101 Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (VWtfl
Acme.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (LHPAg)

102 And now he has a pre-proven response to those that carp during the long siege.

Why won't he negotiate to bring it to an end? He already tried that over and over again.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 01, 2026 04:08 PM (8mulE)
---
He launched what they called a war of aggression and then imposed a unilateral cease-fire. Iran than restarted it, and now they are the de jure aggressors. War Powers Resolution is off the table.

Trump asked for negotiations, knew they would be in bad faith, let Iran "make a fool of him" and now we no longer have to offer terms.

I will say that he brings up making a deal because he's trying to split the factions, convicing the lying bastards to turn on its other. Treason has always been a powerful tool to win a siege.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (ZOv7s)

103 I'm retiring my use of, "Kaboom."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (wxsGM)

104 That time I ordered Ballsack vinegar for my salad dressing ....
/s/ James Talarico

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (3cUTc)

105 Wouldn't take much effort against Iran's petroleum infrastructure to make Venezuela's oil facilities look like state-of-the-art.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (rj6Yv)

106 The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn't...

Posted by: Air Force Training Lecture at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)

107 Whatever happened to the cardboard guy?

They finally admitted he's been Weekend at Biden's all along.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (2ocoG)

108 Why aren't all of these Islamic people thanking us for being the travel conductor to Allah all of these people claim to want so badly?

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (IeYnM)

109 Vox Day -

Last I heard he was in Switzerland.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (97NWC)

110 @98

ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

111 If Iran would have bought guidance parts from Israel the targets would have been hitting Tehran

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

112 Horde mind in fine shape this afternoon...

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (OUMaO)

113 Semi-Literate Thug

Didn't Iran buy pagers? A missed opportunity. Maybe Apple iPads with that special C4 mix?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (u82oZ)

114 Maybe the Iranians bought missile guidance components from an Israeli-owned front company.

===

Mossad agent Eli Copter.

Posted by: China at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (g47mK)

115 Why aren't all of these Islamic people thanking us for being the travel conductor to Allah all of these people claim to want so badly?

And the 47 Helen Thomases that await them.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

116 off !

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (g47mK)

117 110 @98

ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

The Chili King!!

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (Gqar8)

118 Of note- Bessent said the money is in the British Virgin Islands. Key word there is British. The UK does not seem to be our ally.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (QaH55)

119 Thanks for keeping these guys busy and wearing pants.

Posted by: Mohammed the Goat at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (DD6gL)

120 ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.

Posted by: Archimedes


Dude was either delusional or an op. Unless he's repented.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (OUMaO)

121 I was in undergrad with an Iranian woman I wouldn't have minded giving my ballsack missile.

She was smokin' hot, and dressed to show it.

Not a bag lady, in other words.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 04:16 PM (c+HDg)

122 I'm retiring my use of, "Kaboom."
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (wxsGM)


Moved up to “Lucky Charms,” have we?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (97NWC)

123 Yang Poon missiles! Good value!
Posted by: China
......

Boomerang model has no buyer complaints!

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (UjdFS)

124
Democrats win the House and Senate in November.
Impeachment proceedings against Trump and Vance succeed.
The House of Representatives replaces Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House and replace her with a former first lady.

President Hillary Clinton!

I know, I'm living in the past.
Posted by: Auspex

===============

Your Family Will Want This 3-Ingredient Dessert Every Night!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (mmrXZ)

125 I’m tired of the threats and the grandstanding and the chest beating.

Shut up
And just do it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (W2Pud)

126 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (g47mK)

127 I will say that he brings up making a deal because he's trying to split the factions, convicing the lying bastards to turn on its other. Treason has always been a powerful tool to win a siege.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:14 PM (ZOv7s)

The difficult part is that the upper crust has no halfway house to escape to. Even Russia and China may not be thrilled with hiding them, so the midnight flight with sacks of cash is a tough sell.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

128 Why aren't all of these Islamic people thanking us for being the travel conductor to Allah all of these people claim to want so badly?
-
If too many go at once, there may not be enough virgins to go around.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (vSvIl)

129 Operation Vince and the Valiants has begun.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (Av6i5)

130 Archimedes

In two months ChemJeff will be in my town. He got a big grant, got tenure, and is presenting a paper at the MidWest Regionals at Kansas State.

I invited him over. No response.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (u82oZ)

131 95 Good to hear, Fen.

There are stores down here in the DC area named The Good Feet Store, that specialize in arch supports. My wife has used them and seems satisfied with the results. I don’t know if they’re up your way or not.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

132 The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn't...
Posted by: Air Force Training Lecture at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)

Quantum missile tech?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (wVcYX)

133 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.

Posted by: runner


"Perfidious Albion" is an established thing...

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (OUMaO)

134 Bessent is awesome. But ... why are we only now doing this? This seems like something we should have been doing from Day One. Hit these cocksuckers in their pocket books. It's often the most effective attack.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
---
Many people think that all of our tools are available from the beginning and Trump is just too dumb to do it or whatever.

Much of the time, you need to move sequentially, and I'm sure that is what is going on here. To smoke out where the money is, we needed to cut them off and continue to cut and then see where the money went. Money is fungible, so how do you know who's it is, especially when they are trying to hide ownership? You watch it move in response to your early moves.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:10 PM (ZOv7s)
_____

Finding money is fairly easy. Russian oligarch assets and accounts were seized/frozen almost immediately in the aftermath of the Russian-Uke war. In fact, at least one commentator above claims that we have been doing this to Iranian bigwigs from Day One.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

135 The Supreme Ayatollah has a detached penis

Posted by: King Missile at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (4RYRd)

136 First thing I noticed from that report was the low number of missiles Iran was able to send compared to the fleets they were sending early in the war.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (lFFaq)

137 >>>>126 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.

Perfidious Albion.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t)

138 Crystal Ball:

In 2027, Trump will get another 80 billion barrel oil deal, like he just scored.
This time, with Iran.

I think we're already at like 9% of the worlds reserves.
Let's get that up to 12% and demand to the rest join US-OPEC, lol.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (3cUTc)

139 Moved up to “Lucky Charms,” have we?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (97NWC)
====

Might as well go for broke. Apple Jacks!

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (rj6Yv)

140 American Chemical Society Midwest regional Meeting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (u82oZ)

141 Moved up to “Lucky Charms,” have we?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 04:17
+++++

Grape Nuts are neither.

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (2Ez/1)

142 136 First thing I noticed from that report was the low number of missiles Iran was able to send compared to the fleets they were sending early in the war.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (lFFaq)

======

They built up for weeks to fire...8 missiles.

They fired over a hundred on the first day of the 6 weeks of conflict.

By the end, they were firing roughly 1 a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (BKQOu)

143 8 The bombing is still going on. Nearly 4 hours of bombing seems to be a bit more that a tit for tat.
---

Trump told them it would be tough titties for a tat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (6T7Go)

144 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (g47mK)

I trust they are well on their way to irrelevance. If they join the EU the EU will loot them quicker. They have some residual moves they could pull but their leadership seems incoherent.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)

145 11 This just proves Iran is winning.

And is a distraction from the Epstein files.*

* lol, Massie read names (he claims)--finally--on the Floor. And ... no one cares.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:54 PM (3cUTc)


Is he immune from slander suits over what he says on the Floor, and if so, is he willing to repeat it on a podcast? I'm sure Qatarlson would be happy to host.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ke3zm)

146 I was in undergrad with an Iranian woman I wouldn't have minded giving my ballsack missile.

She was smokin' hot, and dressed to show it.
.......

We hired a temp Persian gal who was absolutely beautiful if you looked past the hairy forearms.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (UjdFS)

147 "I will say it on worldwide TV: we KNOW WHERE in the British Virgin Islands your accounts are, at these trust companies. We know the hundred million dollar houses you have around the world. WE ARE GOING TO CLOSE ALL THAT DOWN."
____________________________

That's going to disappoint all the EU politicians that have partaken in the Iranian gravy train over the years. How are they going to pay their indentured servants?

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (dIske)

148 >>>In two months ChemJeff will be in my town. He got a big grant, got tenure, and is presenting a paper at the MidWest Regionals at Kansas State.

Good for him!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

149 OT - this dad of a girl disabled by an illegal with a CDL roasts Raskin & company to their faces:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxcuj2u

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (kX27y)

150 Trump asked for negotiations, knew they would be in bad faith, let Iran "make a fool of him" and now we no longer have to offer terms.

--------

No I'm pretty sure Trump is an idiot who believed the terrorists and could easily have been rolled by Pelosi and Schumer but they didn't feel like doing it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (j6dNk)

151 @98

ChemJeff popped in one night about 2 months ago. I know he isn't popular with some here, but I hope he comes back again.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

Because we're running out of shitty steak recipes?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (Emuua)

152 The difficult part is that the upper crust has no halfway house to escape to. Even Russia and China may not be thrilled with hiding them, so the midnight flight with sacks of cash is a tough sell.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)
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Ah, but notice the example of Venezuela where the people are charge are being left alone so long as they do what they are told.

Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)

153 Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ

Yes, I think I have seen one of those stores up here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (W90Ou)

154 I've been impressed with this Scott Bessent guy.

Posted by: Diane Downs at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (qBdHI)

155 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:19 PM (BKQOu)

Exactly.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (lFFaq)

156 Trump asked for negotiations, knew they would be in bad faith, let Iran "make a fool of him" and now we no longer have to offer terms.

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No I'm pretty sure Trump is an idiot who believed the terrorists and could easily have been rolled by Pelosi and Schumer but they didn't feel like doing it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (j6dNk)

Dude has otherworldly good luck.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (Emuua)

157 Is he immune from slander suits over what he says on the Floor, and if so, is he willing to repeat it on a podcast? I'm sure Qatarlson would be happy to host.
Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ke3zm)
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He read names that had already been released. So stunning and brave. What a dip.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (ZOv7s)

158 152 Ah, but notice the example of Venezuela where the people are charge are being left alone so long as they do what they are told.

Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)

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I imagine he thought someone would come along and do that in Iran in short order.

But, we were prepared if that didn't happen.

Now, it's just grind them to dust until someone comes along who can do it, or Iran just becomes Afghanistan and who gives a shit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (BKQOu)

159 The best part about Trump is how he lets the media tell his story for him. The moment they think they can make him look like an idiot they run with it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (j6dNk)

160 Iran/IRGC needs raw materials it doesn't have domestically for rocket fuel. Some is liquid, other solid. Without fuel, no missiles.

It was getting it from Russia and China.

Not anymore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (2Cry5)

161 The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn't...
Posted by: Air Force Training Lecture at September 01, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)


LOL. Thanks, I had forgotten about that cruise missile navigation training film!

Posted by: Harry at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (5rh/l)

162 >>>Ballsitic

little Freudian slip, there

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 04:23 PM (odBC9)

163
154 I've been impressed with this Scott Bessent guy.
Posted by: Diane Downs at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (qBdHI)
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And this -

Open Source Intel
@Osint613
·
6h
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Iranian regime:

"Iran reminds me of when I was a kid in South Carolina. We ended up with poison snakes in our yard. You'd cut the head off, but the tail kept wiggling. You have to bury the head of the snake."

Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

164 We hired a temp Persian gal who was absolutely beautiful if you looked past the hairy forearms.
Posted by: wth

Easy fix.

Persian women are smoking hot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 04:23 PM (6xukV)

165 Comrade Flounder

Pasteur was told he had good luck after his second ground-breaking discovery.

He was very annoyed at that, and said "Chance favorers the prepared mind."

Trump =/= Bad Luck.
Trump = Prepared mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:24 PM (u82oZ)

166 The PDJT cover of Bomb Iran is a winner. Especially if it's shorter than McCains funeral.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (FhXTo)

167 He read names that had already been released. So stunning and brave. What a dip.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (ZOv7s)

Seriously?! I didn't expect much from him, but that's extra special lame.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (lFFaq)

168 No I'm pretty sure Trump is an idiot who believed the terrorists and could easily have been rolled by Pelosi and Schumer but they didn't feel like doing it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (j6dNk)

Dude has otherworldly good luck.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:21 PM (Emuua)

Trump is the Inspector Clouseau of American Presidents.

Posted by: Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (wVcYX)

169 > Pelosi and Schumer

Trump got where he is by making deals.

They got where they are by rigging elections.

Turns out that those aren't the same thing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (c+HDg)

170 Ah, but notice the example of Venezuela where the people are charge are being left alone so long as they do what they are told.

Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)

I think that is off the table for them, mostly. The equivalent in our 'deals' was a rapid devolution of power to the son of the shah, and a creation of some kind of coalition government for the various areas. Presumably the IGRC crazies and thugs would have been quickly removed from the equation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)

171 Trump is going the Franco thing: no need to fight to the death, things happen, so just come on over and switch jerseys. It's the smart play, and I know you're smart, not stupid like those guys.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:20 PM (ZOv7s)
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From what I've read, including your book on the matter, Frank wasn't shy about demonstrating the consequences of refusing the deal, either.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)

172 MIGHT?! Please seize them! seize them now!!"

Since it's the BVI, can I please have Virgin Gorda? Or just Saba Rock...

Thanks

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (XuXeR)

173 But, we were prepared if that didn't happen.

Now, it's just grind them to dust until someone comes along who can do it, or Iran just becomes Afghanistan and who gives a shit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:22 PM (BKQOu)
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Trump never goes with a single option. He always has more than one plate spinning at a time, and he switches back and forth, the whole time constricting his opponents' freedom of action.

Eventually it comes down to "choose your destructor" because that's all you have left.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (ZOv7s)

174 Open Source Intel
@Osint613
·
6h
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Iranian regime:

"Iran reminds me of when I was a kid in South Carolina. We ended up with poison snakes in our yard. You'd cut the head off, but the tail kept wiggling. You have to bury the head of the snake."
Posted by: beckster at September 01, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

The man is Mob material!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (g47mK)

175 173 Trump never goes with a single option. He always has more than one plate spinning at a time, and he switches back and forth, the whole time constricting his opponents' freedom of action.

Eventually it comes down to "choose your destructor" because that's all you have left.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (ZOv7s)

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Lesson:

Even after 12 years of Obama and Biden, we are still the world's daddy and can make anything happen that we want.

I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (BKQOu)

176 From what I've read, including your book on the matter, Frank wasn't shy about demonstrating the consequences of refusing the deal, either.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (rj6Yv)
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The prisoners who didn't take the deal got to break rocks. The ones captured at the end of the war got to break them for years, and the leaders were executed. Penalties were paid.

The smart ones who jumped ship were forgiven, got full veteran status, and got on with life.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:27 PM (ZOv7s)

177 Trump never goes with a single option. He always has more than one plate spinning at a time, and he switches back and forth, the whole time constricting his opponents' freedom of action.

Eventually it comes down to "choose your destructor" because that's all you have left.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (ZOv7s)

All your OODA loop are belong to Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:27 PM (Emuua)

178 I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (BKQOu)

don't you have relatives in Canada ? Quebec or something? Or was it someone else??

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:28 PM (g47mK)

179 174 The man is Mob material!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (g47mK)

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"Look at Faggy Scott over there!"

"Dude...don't call him Faggy."

"Why not, he's a fag, ain't he?"

"Scott the Murderer Bessent is the most feared hitman on the payroll. It was nice knowing you, Frankie Won't Shut Up Cappali."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:28 PM (BKQOu)

180 I think that is off the table for them, mostly. The equivalent in our 'deals' was a rapid devolution of power to the son of the shah, and a creation of some kind of coalition government for the various areas. Presumably the IGRC crazies and thugs would have been quickly removed from the equation.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:25 PM (uhVAy)
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It may be happening piecemeal. We really have no idea of what is going on behind the scenes, and it's interesting to see how desperate our false flag officers are to lose this war.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:28 PM (ZOv7s)

181 Lesson:

Even after 12 years of Obama and Biden, we are still the world's daddy and can make anything happen that we want.

I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (BKQOu)

Good luck would be breaking up into its constituent parts and working from there. The more I know the less I like of the way business has been done for a long time there.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:28 PM (uhVAy)

182 178 I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:26 PM (BKQOu)

don't you have relatives in Canada ? Quebec or something? Or was it someone else??

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:28 PM (g47mK)

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My grandmother was born in Canada but moved to Texas in like the 50s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:29 PM (BKQOu)

183 Once again, I have to give props to The Donald. He keeps ripping off the masks, as a certain poster here long gone always said.

We have enemies. He gets that pretty simply.

We also have enemies that many still insist are our friends.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 04:29 PM (ZEFzw)

184 The UK is not to be trusted, ever.

The UK's last bit of geopolitical influence was Lloyd's of London. And the reveal that Lloyd's didn't know the strait was full of junk metal rather than mines ended that. They used to have all the hot info from MI-5 that they could use to estimate risk, and now they just have gays and Muslims.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:29 PM (2ocoG)

185 Just more crap technology Iran bought from China or Russia.


There's a famous anecdote from the tea-sorting warehouses on the British docks:

"We sort through all the impots, and send the best tea leaves to London."

"What about the second-best tea?"

"We send that to the rest of Britain."

"Whart about the leftover tea?"

"We send that to Australia."

What about all the low-quality tea?"

"We send that to the rest of the colonies."

(Awkward silence.)

"And when we're done sorting we sweep up whatever has fallen on the dock, and send that to America."

I'm confident something similar happens with international gun-running. Whatever weapons and munition fail inspection in China and Russia, gets offloaded to Iran and other third-world totalitarian client states.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 04:30 PM (Av6i5)

186 don't you have relatives in Canada ? Quebec or something? Or was it someone else??
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:28 PM (g47mK)
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I saw on X that Stellantis is going to bail out completely and sell their plant and that the Chicoms may buy it, so now the Canucks can have the world's most dangerous and unreliable EVs.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:30 PM (ZOv7s)

187 Hey, TJM, I discovered another lovely classic Hollywood actress last weekend: Cathy O’Donnell. They Live by Night was the movie.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

188 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Hope the new Secretary of the Army is an improvement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:30 PM (u82oZ)

189 I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.

I'm still gobsmacked that Canada hired Obama and Biden staffers to negotiate with Trump. How did they think that was going to go?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (2ocoG)

190 187 Hey, TJM, I discovered another lovely classic Hollywood actress last weekend: Cathy O’Donnell. They Live by Night was the movie.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

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I saw that once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (BKQOu)

191 40 million rials, same as in town

Posted by: Persian Punch Lines at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (4RYRd)

192 189 I wish Canada good luck in its fight with the United States of America.

I'm still gobsmacked that Canada hired Obama and Biden staffers to negotiate with Trump. How did they think that was going to go?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (2ocoG)

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1. Republicans lose the midterms.
2. ?
3. Canada gets to dictate American foreign policy and trade deals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (BKQOu)

193 I saw on X that Stellantis is going to bail out completely and sell their plant and that the Chicoms may buy it, so now the Canucks can have the world's most dangerous and unreliable EVs.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:30 PM (ZOv7s)

Just what Canada needs, more car fires.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

194 UK still has influence, all of it is bad. They (MI6) are largely responsible for the mess in Ukraine, the Trump troubles of his 1st terms and a host of other unpleasant , annoying things they think keeps them relevant, and US in check, but in reality are just fkng annoying!!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (g47mK)

195 Persian women are smoking hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

If you live ling enough to see your grey haired, black eyebrowed grandsons it'll creep you out.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 04:31 PM (Y8DZL)

196 I still think they should be made into a forever glowing night light.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 01, 2026 04:32 PM (Q/FnY)

197 Scott Bessent is throwing the mullah's loot off the roof of a tall building.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 01, 2026 04:32 PM (naNhg)

198 I'm confident something similar happens with international gun-running."

It's funny, but sometimes the local made copies are better.

Sometimes.

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 04:32 PM (XuXeR)

199 Persian gal who was absolutely beautiful if you looked past the hairy forearms.
Posted by: wth


We think of this as high-potential!

Posted by: Carpeteers of AoSHQ at September 01, 2026 04:32 PM (4H4pz)

200 UK is not to be trusted, ever.

Find me a point, in American History, where the Brits where not either trying to force us back to obeying as a colony ... or plotting to use us to fight for them in a conflict we didn't need ?

I'll wait.

The Brits have never been our friends.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 04:32 PM (ZEFzw)

201 >>Since it's the BVI, can I please have Virgin Gorda? Or just Saba Rock...

Line starts behind me.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 04:32 PM (viF8m)

202 Hey, A. H. Lloyd, I hope that much healing is going on in your household.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

203 Canada made a political move. They are trying to deliberately get Trump and Republicans smoked in the midterms. I can’t wait to see the deal they’re going to get after that doesn’t happen.

Posted by: Mohammed the Goat at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (rxwdW)

204 Are these new bombing soft TACO or hard TACO?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (BKQOu)

205 I guess he's in it to win it now.
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No one knows.

*changes channel*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (RIvkX)

206 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Hope the new Secretary of the Army is an improvement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I congratulate Secretary Lloyd on his new job!

Posted by: Miklos hopes he read that right at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (4RYRd)

207 I'm confident something similar happens with international gun-running. Whatever weapons and munition fail inspection in China and Russia, gets offloaded to Iran and other third-world totalitarian client states.
Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 04:30 PM (Av6i5)
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No, with firearms the goal is to make them safe and to a decent standard. You never want to make unreliable guns because they could come back to you.

Where you get into tiers is the age and condition. For example, when China first sent aid to the Vietnamese, it was all the junk they had on hand - captured Arisakas, ancient Commission rifles and that sort of thing. Same with Russia and the Spanish Civil War. They sold the Republic all the junk from WW I and the civil war.

Top-shelf clients get new production.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (ZOv7s)

208 We tolerate them (the UK) , because everybody else is worse, but that is not a complement!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:34 PM (g47mK)

209 Pezeshkian came out yesterday and said the the cost of enriching uranium is not worth what is happening to the economy and the Iranian people.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 04:34 PM (PbWRL)

210 You know what is going to be hilarious?

When Trump issues an EO renaming Iran to Persia.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 04:34 PM (3cUTc)

211 209 Pezeshkian came out yesterday and said the the cost of enriching uranium is not worth what is happening to the economy and the Iranian people.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 04:34 PM (PbWRL)

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IRGC to have him killed any moment now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:35 PM (BKQOu)

212 Bessent/Rubio 2028

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 04:35 PM (RIvkX)

213 Hey, A. H. Lloyd, I hope that much healing is going on in your household.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)
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Yes, things are progressing well. Today was something of a step back as her wounds are itching a lot lately. Next week the port gets put in and then the joy of chemo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:35 PM (ZOv7s)

214 Pezeshkian came out yesterday and said the the cost of enriching uranium is not worth what is happening to the economy and the Iranian people.

===

next he will be saying that Mujtaba put a fatwa on uranium!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:35 PM (g47mK)

215 190 She also played the sailor’s wife in The Best Years of Our Lives.

She was also in Ben Hur, I think as his sister.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

216 I don't understand why Iran acts like this isn't always going to be the end result.

Simple... the Press is all so Anti Trump, all the time, that the Mullahs believe they can wait him out.

Just today on MSNOW, every single article having anything to do with politics, is Anti Trump... every... single... one.

US Press is giving comfort, to our enemies, by making them believe that they can wait out the storm.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)

217 off sock

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (5rh/l)

218 Pezeshkian came out yesterday and said the the cost of enriching uranium is not worth what is happening to the economy and the Iranian people.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 04:34 PM (PbWRL)

He's always sounded better, but his faction is not the one in charge of anything but negotiations.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

219 Canada made a political move. They are trying to deliberately get Trump and Republicans smoked in the midterms. I can’t wait to see the deal they’re going to get after that doesn’t happen.
Posted by: Mohammed the Goat at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (rxwdW)
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The Alberta Referendum vote takes place on October 19th. Ten questions on the ballot. Up or down, it will be a thunderclap before the US elections.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (rj6Yv)

220 You know what is going to be hilarious?

When Trump issues an EO renaming Iran to Persia.


Actually the Persians who manage to post on X would prefer to keep the name "Iran", because that's a word with a long history. They just don't want it run by mullahs or IRGC.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (2ocoG)

221 The James Madison, without a doubt. Dead by Friday.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 04:37 PM (PbWRL)

222 I congratulate Secretary Lloyd on his new job!
Posted by: Miklos hopes he read that right at September 01, 2026 04:33 PM (4RYRd)
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My first act will be to create a Moron-exclusive panel to conduct a lengthy study of what bras are most suitable for military service. For science and safety.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:37 PM (ZOv7s)

223 The United States of Iran....

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 04:37 PM (g47mK)

224 Ben Had

Pezeshkian is now in my Dead Pool. I give him 8 days of life remaining.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:37 PM (u82oZ)

225 213 Prayer up, A. H.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)

226
Lloyd's is no longer the go-to insurer of maritime shipping.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)

227 This is all a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

228 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Tell me we get to test on trampolines. Please? Lie if you must.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:38 PM (u82oZ)

229 I don't understand why Iran acts like this isn't always going to be the end result.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (mP0Kj)

Well sometimes you just don't have any cards to play, you just are running out the string.

However, see "The Miracle of the House of Brandenburg" for an example of someone getting saved by circumstance.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)

230 The Alberta Referendum vote takes place on October 19th. Ten questions on the ballot. Up or down, it will be a thunderclap before the US elections.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (rj6Yv)
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Carney is hoping to create a nationalist frenzy, but having Ford piss all over Alberta was an epic own goal. Ontario media calling them traitors doesn't help either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:39 PM (ZOv7s)

231 UK still has influence, all of it is bad"

But we love the British, and want to be them!

/State dept. staffers, forever

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

232 My first act will be to create a Moron-exclusive panel to conduct a lengthy study of what bras are most suitable for military service. For science and safety.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:37 PM


Wouldn't that require a knowledge of cup sizes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (0sNs1)

233 Auspex

The City inside greater London has got to be under a lot of pressure. It is what is holding the UK economy up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (u82oZ)

234 Tell me we get to test on trampolines. Please? Lie if you must.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:38 PM (u82oZ)
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Oh, lots of tests, jumping, rolling in mud, so many tests.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (ZOv7s)

235 233 Auspex

The City inside greater London has got to be under a lot of pressure. It is what is holding the UK economy up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (u82oZ)

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The UK economy?

Oh, you mean that thing that's smaller than Mississippi's economy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (BKQOu)

236 . I give him 8 days of life remaining"

Give him info on Hillary. 72 hours, max

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (XuXeR)

237 Wouldn't that require a knowledge of cup sizes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (0sNs1)
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Absolutely. The first step after constituting this Board of Experts would be extensive research and education regarding cup sizes and variations within them. Lots of research. So much research.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (ZOv7s)

238 The UK economy?

Oh, you mean that thing that's smaller than Mississippi's economy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (BKQOu)

And thats without any SEC teams for the UK.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (uhVAy)

239 Tell me we get to test on trampolines. Please? Lie if you must.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:38 PM (u82oZ)
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Oh, lots of tests, jumping, rolling in mud, so many tests.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (ZOv7s)

*volunteers for the ass-grabbing brigade*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (Emuua)

240 Carney is hoping to create a nationalist frenzy, but having Ford piss all over Alberta was an epic own goal. Ontario media calling them traitors doesn't help either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Generalissimo Alberta Oil Peon to form interim government

Posted by: Miklos Reports at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (4RYRd)

241 Looks like the Iranians didn't wash the dishes or mow the lawn, so now they're grounded, and are going to miss the sockhop.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (Av6i5)

242 TheJamesMadison,

UK Pride >>>>> UK economy.

Mississippi gets it. Don't hate your own people, do smart stuff, and no green policies kneecapping yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:42 PM (u82oZ)

243 The Alberta Referendum vote takes place on October 19th. Ten questions on the ballot. Up or down, it will be a thunderclap before the US elections.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (rj6Yv)
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Carney is hoping to create a nationalist frenzy, but having Ford piss all over Alberta was an epic own goal. Ontario media calling them traitors doesn't help either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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I think any whiff of "Alberta to become the 51st state" will pull voters back into the Canada fold and a no on secession. Unfortunately.

I wish Trump had not injected that into it.

For the record, i dont want any part of canada as part of the US. They're free to sell their oil and timber, but that's all i want from them

Posted by: Leupold at September 01, 2026 04:42 PM (eIzlH)

244 237 Wouldn't that require a knowledge of cup sizes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 04:40 PM (0sNs1)
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Absolutely. The first step after constituting this Board of Experts would be extensive research and education regarding cup sizes and variations within them. Lots of research. So much research.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (ZOv7s)

I am bewildered, perhaps nonplussed, by this dialog.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

245 *volunteers for the ass-grabbing brigade*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (Emuua)
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Um, we're talking about the Army. That's a Navy specialty.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:43 PM (ZOv7s)

246 🚨BREAKING: Scott Presler and his team at Early Vote Action just exposed something massive in Philadelphia.
They hand-transcribed thousands of names from the non-juror lists, people summoned for jury duty who were excused because they are not U.S. citizens.
When they cross-referenced those names against the actual Pennsylvania voter rolls, roughly one out of every four came back as active registered voters.
That’s not a small glitch.
We’re talking illegal alien voters on the rolls, including some who have committed serious crimes against women and children, murderers, and sex traffickers.
Scott turned the data over to the Department of Justice.
The DOJ is now threatening federal criminal prosecutions against Democrat state officials if they refuse to clean up the system.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 04:43 PM (wYwUY)

247 Operation WHACKAMOLE continues apace


Bigly

Posted by: Don Black of Premier Properties at September 01, 2026 04:44 PM (ZxPkt)

248 *volunteers for the ass-grabbing brigade*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (Emuua)
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Um, we're talking about the Army. That's a Navy specialty.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:43 PM (ZOv7s)

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:44 PM (Emuua)

249 Carney is hoping to create a nationalist frenzy, but having Ford piss all over Alberta was an epic own goal. Ontario media calling them traitors doesn't help either.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

He may get certain areas to rant about the USA, but it doesn't seem to have created much internal bonding between the West, Mountain, Plains and Lake and Atlantic clusters.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

250 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Just a pinch of truth in that.
Heterosexual Truth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

251 I think any whiff of "Alberta to become the 51st state" will pull voters back into the Canada fold and a no on secession. Unfortunately.

I wish Trump had not injected that into it.

For the record, i dont want any part of canada as part of the US. They're free to sell their oil and timber, but that's all i want from them
Posted by: Leupold at September 01, 2026 04:42 PM (eIzlH)
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It's non-binding. A starting point. I think the 51st state thing was just an epic troll to provoke Trudeau and it worked. Then they did a switcheroo and "elbows up."

Depending on how it goes, a statement that the US will respect the will of the Albertan people is what he will go with.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (ZOv7s)

252 /murderous crazy mom sock

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (qBdHI)

253 The UK economy?

Oh, you mean that thing that's smaller than Mississippi's economy?


And as Three Year Letterman would remind us, zero SEC championships and they're paying 25% interest on their waterbed.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (2ocoG)

254 TheJamesMadison,

Just watched your ranking of the Mel Brooks movies.. I agree with your top 2 but I like History of the World part One more than you seem to.. Also, I had no idea you were so young..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (+gK6I)

255 @230 Ford didn't seem to realize that Alberta oil and gas go through pipelines into the US before reaching Ontario and Quebec. Not the sharpest tack the box

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (rNkEQ)

256 *volunteers for the ass-grabbing brigade*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 01, 2026 04:41 PM (Emuua)
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Um, we're talking about the Army. That's a Navy specialty.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

So when does this get underway?

Posted by: the Navy at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (4RYRd)

257 The DOJ is now threatening federal criminal prosecutions against Democrat state officials if they refuse to clean up the system.
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#twoweeks
#sternletters

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 04:46 PM (RIvkX)

258 >>I don't understand why Iran acts like this isn't always going to be the end result.

Because for the last 47 years they have been able to do what they want and no US leader ever followed through.

They misjudged Trump's resolve and brains. Same thing the left in US has done for the last decade.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 04:46 PM (viF8m)

259 Grab-assing is a multi-service problem. Trust us. It's one of the things we are constantly yelling at them to knock off.

Posted by: Boot Instructors at September 01, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)

260 the hairy forearms.
Posted by: wth

We think of this as high-potential!
Posted by: Carpeteers of AoSHQ


I didn't know we'd gotten organized.

Posted by: DaveA at September 01, 2026 04:46 PM (FhXTo)

261 Also, I had no idea you were so young..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (+gK6I)
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You can tell by the lackadaisical attitude.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (RIvkX)

262 223 The United States of Iran....
Posted by: runner


Before Trump's term is over, we'll have 53 states, with Alberta being added as North Montana, Greenland being added as Alaska II, and Iran being added as East Rhode Island.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (Av6i5)

263 “And farther below, Lake America,
Gets pissed in by some gal, Erica”
— Rejected Gordon Lightfoot lyrics

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

264 The DOJ is now threatening federal criminal prosecutions against Democrat state officials if they refuse to clean up the system.
Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 04:43 PM


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

265 > Persian women are smoking hot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Yeah, but many have the personality of a pit viper. Nasty women. I worked with one. She was "hot" but a grade - A bitch to be around.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (2Cry5)

266 Ford didn't seem to realize that Alberta oil and gas go through pipelines into the US before reaching Ontario and Quebec. Not the sharpest tack the box
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (rNkEQ)
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Canadian X is reporting that Carney was going to make the deal, order the American liquor to be put back on the shelves but Ford said not if there were *any* auto tariffs, which there would be.

The French language thing was just b.s. Carney swept his bye elections, so he is happy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (ZOv7s)

267 Actually the Persians who manage to post on X would prefer to keep the name "Iran", because that's a word with a long history. They just don't want it run by mullahs or IRGC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:36 PM (2ocoG)

They should accept the fact that the name "Iran" has been forever soiled by the muzzies, and simply go with Persia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (1z8ji)

268 Ballsackic. Ballkickic.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 04:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

269 Ford didn't seem to realize that Alberta oil and gas go through pipelines into the US before reaching Ontario and Quebec. Not the sharpest tack the box
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (rNkEQ)

I've been gobsmacked a few times by the wretched internal connections inside Canada. Build a few roads, dudes. Room for more Buckees stations.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)

270 @230 Ford didn't seem to realize that Alberta oil and gas go through pipelines into the US before reaching Ontario and Quebec. Not the sharpest tack the box
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (rNkEQ)
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I think the word "buffoon" was invented in advance for Doug Ford.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:48 PM (rj6Yv)

271 zombie

Can we split off parts of CA as trade goods to make that happen?
Also, Subic Bay, PI as a US territory / vacation spot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 04:49 PM (u82oZ)

272 I LOVE that Trump and Bessent are directly threatening the mullahs' sweet, sweet, stolen money and lavish lifestyle.

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2026 04:49 PM (lCppi)

273 BREAKING: Scott Bessent just sent shivers down the spine of Iranian regime leaders. What a bad*ss...

"I will say it on worldwide TV: we KNOW WHERE in the British Virgin Islands your accounts are, at these trust companies.


Did he say British? Yes, he did.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 04:49 PM (E/qck)

274 Ford didn't seem to realize that Alberta oil and gas go through pipelines into the US before reaching Ontario and Quebec. Not the sharpest tack the box
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM (rNkEQ)
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Nice pipeline. Be a shame yada yada yada

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 04:49 PM (RIvkX)

275 I just checked out iranwarlive.com. That site buries my CPU but good. I tried running htop, and he simply said 'Do Not Want.'

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 04:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

276 So when does this get underway?
Posted by: the Navy "

*grabs crayons

Posted by: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children at September 01, 2026 04:49 PM (XuXeR)

277 223 The United States of Iran....
Posted by: runner

Before Trump's term is over, we'll have 53 states, with Alberta being added as North Montana, Greenland being added as Alaska II, and Iran being added as East Rhode Island.
Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 04:47 PM (Av6i5)

You forgot Venezuela and Cuba.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:49 PM (uhVAy)

278 the hairy forearms.
Posted by: wth


No problem. As long as they aren't braided.

Posted by: Miklos is not real picky after a bottle of Shiraz at September 01, 2026 04:50 PM (4RYRd)

279 The DOJ is now threatening federal criminal prosecutions against Democrat state officials if they refuse to clean up the system.
Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 04:43 PM (wYwUY)
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Letters to that effect went out a few weeks ago, and this is setting the table for the October Surprises to come. After Labor Days you will see document dumps, "scoops" from media and then the charges will be laid.

Trump always has contingency plans and has had years to plan for this fall.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)

280 Also, I had no idea you were so young..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 04:45 PM


Their excessive cynicism is often the giveaway.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)

281 >>Nothing will happen.

Doesn't seem to be the case with Harmeet Dhillon. Her team's work doesn't get that much coverage but they have been stacking up wins for the last year and a half on election integrity issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 04:50 PM (viF8m)

282 nood

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

283 Iran being added as East Rhode Island."

That's hot.

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (XuXeR)

284 Keep an eye out for something happening in Mashhad in the next couple of days.

This will be where the Immortal Guard start.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (PbWRL)

285 257 The DOJ is now threatening federal criminal prosecutions against Democrat state officials if they refuse to clean up the system.
=====

#twoweeks
#sternletters
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 04:46 PM (RIvkX)

Come on! I'm rolling my sleeves up as fast as I can!

Posted by: Jim Jordan at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (0bjKf)

286 I've been gobsmacked a few times by the wretched internal connections inside Canada. Build a few roads, dudes. Room for more Buckees stations.

Canada's lack of a road grid is pretty startling if you're used to the US, or even Europe. They have many towns that are only reachable by plane, and sometimes boat. In the US only Point Barrow or whatever unpronounceable thing we're intended to call it now is that way.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (2ocoG)

287 I've been gobsmacked a few times by the wretched internal connections inside Canada. Build a few roads, dudes. Room for more Buckees stations.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:48 PM (uhVAy)
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I think it was Smith or some other Canuck who pointed out that there was a pipeline proposed that was entirely within Canada and the greenies in Ontario killed it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2026 04:52 PM (ZOv7s)

288 Ace, I hate to be pedantic, but they were Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs).

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2026 04:53 PM (36x1j)

289 They have many towns that are only reachable by plane, and sometimes boat. In the US only Point Barrow or whatever unpronounceable thing we're intended to call it now is that way.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (2ocoG)
===

You can't build an oil pipeline from Point Barrow to Valdez without a road.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 04:54 PM (rj6Yv)

290
The vote fraud thing is finally getting national attention but is a state-wide fraud organized across state lines..

I would predict they stage street actions before Nov. 5.

Better have some registrars who won't be run out of the building this time.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 04:54 PM (Y8DZL)

291 Canada's lack of a road grid is pretty startling if you're used to the US, or even Europe. They have many towns that are only reachable by plane, and sometimes boat. In the US only Point Barrow or whatever unpronounceable thing we're intended to call it now is that way.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 04:51 PM (2ocoG)

Most of those "towns" are Indian and Eskimo villages with a few hundred inhabitants. Building a hundred miles of road over muskeg, lakes, and rugged barren rock is not cheap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 04:56 PM (1z8ji)

292 So is there any plans to grab the UK's or France's nukes if the islamics fully take over?

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 01, 2026 04:56 PM (IeYnM)

293 bsolutely. The first step after constituting this Board of Experts would be extensive research and education regarding cup sizes and variations within them. Lots of research. So much research.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
.......

I'd like to apply for the Quick Strap Release R&D team.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 04:57 PM (UjdFS)

294 "So is there any plans to grab the UK's or France's nukes if the islamics fully take over?
Posted by: SimoHayha"


Hopefully they will be destroyed by forces of sanity inside the country, like in South Africa before the ANC came into power.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 04:59 PM (GUOwU)

295 Trump was always in it to win it, and knows the negotiations are fake. He just needs to time to rearm and arm the Gulf states which have all their infrastructure capable of being easily destroyed like the desalination plants.

Posted by: MikeN at September 01, 2026 05:37 PM (i7WfU)

296
Lloyd's is no longer the go-to insurer of maritime shipping.
Posted by: Auspex


The Limu Emu goes to sea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++)

297 Doris Day>>>Dre Day>>>>Green Day>>>>Vox Day

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 01, 2026 06:11 PM (3/XaG)

Muskily-Heterosexual James Talarico in 2020: Capitalism Is "Oppressive," Texas Must Stop Producing Oil

KFile:


In 2020 forum, James Talarico said Texas oil was 'not gonna last,' called capitalism 'oppressive'

Six years before becoming Texas Democrats' US Senate nominee, James Talarico described capitalism as an "oppressive system" during a Sierra Club event, grouping it with White supremacy and climate change and saying ending the ways all three worked together was necessary to begin the process of "dismantling them."

During the Sierra Club event from September 2020, Talarico participated in a virtual climate candidate forum in which he also compared Texas' leadership in the oil and gas industry to "being the leader in cassette tapes in the 1980s," declaring "that industry is not gonna last."

The previously unreported comments come at a time when Talarico is trying to broaden his appeal as he's faced attacks from Republicans trying to paint him as too progressive for Texas. Talarico has raised significantly more money than his GOP opponent Ken Paxton, but remains locked in a tight race against the scandal-plagued Texas attorney general.

Talarico's remarks offer a window into the more explicitly progressive language he used before launching a statewide campaign built around affordability, faith and taking on wealthy interests.

It's not just "language," Andrew Kaczinsky. That's the Democrat Socialists' spin, that their past comments are about "cringey" language only. Their spin is that this is a language problem, not a policies or ideology or beliefs problem, and you concede this spin to them by repeating the spin uncritically.

He said he wants to "dismantle capitalism." This isn't just language -- this is a program. If he's claiming that the only problem here was language, the obvious follow-up question is "What language would you prefer to use instead of 'dismantle capitalism,' then?"

Woke 1 was cringey, man.

When asked what lawmakers could do to address the disproportionate effects of climate change on communities of color, Talarico thanked the moderator for the question and the young activists at the club for the way they had framed the issue.

"I am so thankful that you asked this question and also thankful that young activists have really drawn the link between climate change and White supremacy and capitalism in our country," Talarico said. "And I think only ending the ways that all three of those oppressive systems work together are we gonna be able to begin the process of dismantling them."

Later, when asked how he explains climate policy to voters in a district President Donald Trump carried in 2016, Talarico said he focused on values, jobs and whether Texas would lead the industries of the future -- a future he suggested would not include oil and gas.

"We all know that Texas has been a leader in oil and gas, but in many ways that's like being the leader in cassette tapes in the 1980s," Talarico later said responding to another question. "That industry is not gonna last. And if we wanna ensure we have an economy that's gonna work for our children and our children's children, we gotta be ahead of the curve and Texas has to lead instead of follow on this issue."

On his current campaign website, Talarico says Texas is "the energy leader of the world -- and as senator, I will work tirelessly to ensure our state not only maintains, but extends that innovative leadership for generations to come so that Texans always have access to reliable, affordable energy."

JT Ennis, a spokesperson for the campaign, told CNN that Talarico has already acknowledged some of his past comments "missed the mark" and attacked Paxton, Talarico's opponent.

"James is a proud capitalist and agrees with the majority of Texans that racism, natural disasters, and a billionaire-controlled economy are all problems we need to address," said Ennis in a statement. "James supports the oil and gas industry and believes in an all of the above energy strategy that protects Texas oil and gas jobs."

...

Previously, in 2021, Talarico suggested during a legislative session that modern science asserts there are six biological sexes -- which spurred the nickname "Six-Gender Jimmy" from Paxton and his supporters.

Talarico has since addressed some of his past comments, calling them "cringey." He said that he knows there are two sexes, men and women, and "a very small percentage of people who have these chromosomal abnormalities" who deserve to be treated with dignity and respect.

After the state's massive power grid failure in 2021 killed hundreds of Texans, Talarico introduced a bill in the state house to combat climate change by requiring the state to reduce its greenhouse gas emissions by at least 90 percent below 1990 levels by 2050 and at least 50 percent below 1990 levels by 2030. The bill died in committee.

...

Texas oil and gas production has increased since Talarico's 2020 remarks and meets or exceeds pre-pandemic levels.

Like Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed and Francesca Hong and AOC, his response is just to distance himself from his old phrasing while keeping all of the policies that "phrasing" accurately described.

Andrew Kaczynski
@KFILE

Talarico campaign tells CNN his "cringey," past comments "missed the mark," and he's a capitalist who supports oil and gas.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

2 #Winning

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

3 Off to lum.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

4 Done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

5 Talarico is a fag who's shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:41 PM (ccf/V)

6 Capitalism Is "Oppressive,"

The largest appeal of Socialism is people that believe THEY should be rich and powerful its just capitalism is rewarding less worthy people then them

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)

7 It amazes me that somehow, any and every activity on earth has disparate impacts, depending upon the color of your skin or your personal perversions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 01, 2026 02:42 PM (0U5gm)

8 This got willpower, but seems to fit Talarico too:

That's just a manly straight heterosexual man out there wiggling and waving his pompoms. Like any of us do pretty much every day.
Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (w7afp)

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:42 PM (w7afp)

9
Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.

Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Y8DZL)

10 Willowed from previous thread-
385 355
Nah. The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

That's an apt description of the cheerleader in question.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (z2Bza)
dang, for a minute there I though y'all meant Timothy B. Schmit.
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (LHPAg)

11 Willowed, not willpower. Cripes

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (HIHJq)

12 I love Arynne Wexler so hard.

She's absolutely savage to the Karens who try to heckle her.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (PGK1w)

13 That comedian in the last link has a nice pair of...uh...jokes. Yeah jokes that's what I'm going with

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

14 Muskily heterosexual. Perfect. I larfed.

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (Q0yOR)

15 🤡 🌎

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (u9Xr5)

16 Vote like your life depends on it!
I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Paxton!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (NpAcC)

17 I think I am in love with that comediane.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (8SnSQ)

18 The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

Talarico is a cheerleader?!?!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (PGK1w)

19 Talarico should join the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders because we all know that's his true calling like his clone on the Philly squad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (z2Bza)

20 Ignorantly belligerent. They won't shut the fuck up and they won't change the subject.

I've seen this movie before. I know what happens next but I wish it wouldn't take so long.

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (770hQ)

21 "We all know that Texas has been a leader in oil and gas, but in many ways that's like being the leader in cassette tapes in the 1980s," Talarico later said responding to another question. "That industry is not gonna last. And if we wanna ensure we have an economy that's gonna work for our children and our children's children, we gotta be ahead of the curve and Texas has to lead instead of follow on this issue."


F*ck you, GOP. F*ck you for not putting this all over the TV's in Texas to HELP PAXTON whoop his ass.

F*ck you for not giving Paxton a DIME to run his campaign.

It's so unfortunate that you're the only choice I have in elections in the American 2 party system.

Do I want 3rd and 4th parties? F*CK NO. I want ONE of the 2 parties to NOT SUCK RANCID DONKEY DICKS.

Is that too much to ask? FFS........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

22 Is Talarico gonna forgo his salaries and benefits to smash capitalism? Not feed the corpo news industry with content?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (uhVAy)

23 9 I read that as Ambien

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (Q0yOR)

24 I still think Paxton will win, but the Republican Senatorial fund is saying they don't have money to spend to help Paxton. They are pissed that he beat frat brother Cornyn. I'm sure Trump will spend PAC money to help

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (rNkEQ)

25 The Talarico platform:
no oil
no BBQ
no guns

Sounds like a winner!

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (Eng1Z)

26 F*ck you, GOP. F*ck you for not putting this all over the TV's in Texas to HELP PAXTON whoop his ass.


Is that too much to ask? FFS........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

Nobody's paying attention yet.

There will be ads. They will be brutal. Talarico will lose.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (PGK1w)

27 After the state's massive power grid failure in 2021 killed hundreds of Texans, Talarico introduced a bill in the state house to combat climate change by requiring the state to reduce its greenhouse gas emissions by at least 90 percent below 1990 levels by 2050 and at least 50 percent below 1990 levels by 2030. The bill died in committee.


--


The fact that Texas had (massively subsidized) windmills accounting for about 18% of electricity generation was the proximate cause of the blackout. Every single windmill and solar array went to zero within an hour of the ice storm. If the lignite and older gas plants had not been deactivated, there would not have been the disaster.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (0U5gm)

28 Ursula von der Leyen has put a figure on Europe’s financial problem: €10 trillion.

Last week, speaking to French business leaders gathered by Medef (Mouvement des entreprises de France—France’s leading employers’ organisation) in Paris, the Commission president lamented that such a large share of European household savings remains in bank deposits. “Unfortunately, these savings are lazy,” she said, before arguing that Europe needs to put that money “at the service of its companies.”

For now, there is no plan to confiscate deposits or withdraw money from individual bank accounts. Brussels’ proposal is different and, precisely for that reason, more politically significant: to use tax incentives, new financial products, regulatory changes, and more integrated supervision to push a greater share of private savings towards European capital markets.

... it sounds like early 1929, when everybody just had to invest

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

29 Before I take a nap after a long day of appointments:

Wee Pooky was active during his ultrasound, everything looks great, he's in the 43rd percentile for size, and he's still due on Christmas.

Posted by: pookysgirl, doing her part to make more Morons at September 01, 2026 02:47 PM (Wt5PA)

30
Nobody's paying attention yet.

There will be ads. They will be brutal. Talarico will lose.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (PGK1w)



Talarico has ads. PAC's have ads. Paxton has youtube inserts and emails.

There are 2 months left.

I'd really like to see some activity from the correct side of this battle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

31 Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.

Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition.
Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Y8DZL)

She's just fighting back competition. She wants to be the crazy controlled oppo in the party.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:47 PM (uhVAy)

32 AOC is taking Ozempic? I hope it doesn't lead to local weight loss, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

33 YEAH, but he's saying something different now.

This is just a bunch of MISINFORMATION because that's not what he is saying NOW.

/every regime media outlet.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 02:49 PM (zjgNU)

34 "Texas oil was 'not gonna last,'"

Surely someday we'll exhaust reserves, but nobody can predict exactly when. I have no doubt we'll mine them until they're too scarce to recover economically at some point. Petroleum and natgas are miracle minerals. They will be sorely missed.

Full disclosure: I've been long XLE for six years. I'll continue holding.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

35 Talarico delenda est.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 02:49 PM (Riz8t)

36 interesting on the fundraising; the last week or so, I've been getting those youtube political ads before videos play, and for some reason they include Talarico saying they're really hurting in fundraising, and he desperately needs me to give. In Virginia? well, not from me, but our crazies probably will

Posted by: barbarausa at September 01, 2026 02:49 PM (enw9G)

37
Who's in charge of the Senate GOPe money for losers campaign now that Mitch is busy napping?

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Y8DZL)

38 maybe when talerico loses the dems can blame it on misogyny again

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (CWTWj)

39 Talarico's remarks offer a window into the more explicitly progressive language he used before launching a statewide campaign built around affordability, faith and taking on wealthy interests.
=====

What a great guy amirite??

Andrew, your bias is showing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (RIvkX)

40 Talarico has ads. PAC's have ads. Paxton has youtube inserts and emails.

There are 2 months left.

I'd really like to see some activity from the correct side of this battle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

*Sips umbrella drink*

Posted by: RNC at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (u9Xr5)

41 For now, there is no plan to confiscate deposits or withdraw money from individual bank accounts. Brussels’ proposal is different and, precisely for that reason, more politically significant: to use tax incentives, new financial products, regulatory changes, and more integrated supervision to push a greater share of private savings towards European capital markets.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

That is precisely a plan to confiscate investments and gut the banks, which are close to insolvency from previous bad paper.

Note they could do those regulatory fixes now, or 20 years ago, but never did.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

42 AOC is taking Ozempic? I hope it doesn't lead to local weight loss, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

It do. Ozempic cooch is also a thing, apparently.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (wVcYX)

43 Question I've wanted to ask the TX Morons:

Someone I know who lived in the Dallas area said the reason so many Asian Indians are moving to TX is they got a prophecy or revelation that there is a religious promised land there, and they need to move there to help bring it to pass.

Any rumbles on the ground about that being true? Or is it just the fact it is economically a good place to move for immigrants in general?

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Eng1Z)

44 Hey, where's Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at September 01, 2026 02:51 PM (2Ez/1)

45
The fact that Texas had (massively subsidized) windmills accounting for about 18% of electricity generation was the proximate cause of the blackout. Every single windmill and solar array went to zero within an hour of the ice storm. If the lignite and older gas plants had not been deactivated, there would not have been the disaster.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (0U5gm)



Not really true. First, there were multiple outages for maintenance scheduled at the same time. The ice storm was a complete unpredicted weather anomaly that struck at the perfect time. The plants that were still online were NG, which FROZE because of the severe temps. The wind and solar failed, sure, but they weren't supposed to run the whole f*cking system. Mistakes were made all over the place. That will never happen again.

Now, that being said, to your point, should the lignite coal fired plants shut down by Rick Perry and the Owebama administration have been online and not scheduled for maintenance, Texans would've none been the wiser.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:51 PM (ccf/V)

46 No one more Hetero Christian Capitalist than ol Twink Talarico

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:51 PM (j6dNk)

47 I'd really like to see some activity from the correct side of this battle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

I hear you, I do.

But nobody is paying attention until after Labor Day.

Talarico has a bazillion dollars of outtastate money to spend, and he's spending it. I don't think he's moving the needle.

Paxton, for all his bullshit, has won three statewide races and doesn't suck dicks.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:52 PM (PGK1w)

48 And I still say Problem #1 will be the older, old school Republicans.

The ones that can't stand words like "vigilante".

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:52 PM (lf8MS)

49
The Talarico platform:
no oil
no BBQ
no guns


Like Robinson Caruso it's primitive as can be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 02:52 PM (Cqx++)

50 interesting on the fundraising; the last week or so, I've been getting those youtube political ads before videos play, and for some reason they include Talarico saying they're really hurting in fundraising, and he desperately needs me to give. In Virginia? well, not from me, but our crazies probably will
Posted by: barbarausa at September 01, 2026 02:49 PM (enw9G)

Both him and Beto twice before that were ploys for diverting money from blue states to Texas for 'reasons'. They weren't really serious attempts at winning the seat, obviously.

AOC is also one of those who is a fixture because she can raise liberal dollars for DNC uses under false pretenses.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:53 PM (uhVAy)

51 Arynne, how you doin?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:53 PM (RIvkX)

52
Any rumbles on the ground about that being true? Or is it just the fact it is economically a good place to move for immigrants in general?
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Eng1Z)



All I'm seeing, but I don't get out much anymore, is the H1-B influx because of the Tech Sector growing in DFW and the muslhams doing what muslhams do and take over.

Also, Greg Abbott has been sucking ass with the India Indians staking claims in Texas as well, so there's that.

Haven't seen nor heard shit about some supposed holy land for snake charmers.

Besides, we eat cows here, not worship them as reincarnates of our family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:53 PM (ccf/V)

53 CNN paywall is the worst paywall.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 01, 2026 02:53 PM (GD2xa)

54 >>> Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.
Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition. Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Y8DZL)

There are gen z democrat socialists in her own national party that think she's not socialist enough for them. She's gotta to something to try and woo them back!

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:53 PM (Eng1Z)

55 I'll have you know I have been capitalistically christianing since before you were born.

Posted by: Talarico at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (j6dNk)

56 The Dems have got quite a few candidates thus year that are verging on “I am not a Witch” kind of cringe.

Which kinda worries because those early kinda kooky Tea Party types either turned out to be charlatans or idiots, but all of that eventually gave us God Emperor Trump.

Give the Dems enough time and they’ll find another Messiah.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (6ydKt)

57
the Commission president lamented that such a large share of European household savings remains in bank deposits. “Unfortunately, these savings are lazy,” she said, before arguing that Europe needs to put that money “at the service of its companies.”




Fuck you, slag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (y9nCu)

58 I had Milton Friedman footie pajamas.

Posted by: Talarico at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (j6dNk)

59 Question I've wanted to ask the TX Morons:

Someone I know who lived in the Dallas area said the reason so many Asian Indians are moving to TX is they got a prophecy or revelation that there is a religious promised land there, and they need to move there to help bring it to pass.

Any rumbles on the ground about that being true? Or is it just the fact it is economically a good place to move for immigrants in general?
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Eng1Z)

Probability zero this is a reason.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

60 Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.

Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition.
Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Y8DZL)



She re-joined the DSA.

Dat bish's cray ain't goin' nowhars.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:55 PM (ccf/V)

61 The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

Talarico is a cheerleader?!?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (PGK1w)
______

Yea. He catches the neon green dildos ... in his mouth.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

62 AOC is getting flack from the DSA types. I'm there for her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 02:55 PM (rNkEQ)

63 Not really true. First, there were multiple outages for maintenance scheduled at the same time.

And yet ... Texas is All In on wind. Even now.

I should know. Because all this new wind is being backed - "for free" - by 2/3 gas turbine. Hence the explosion of companies like Pro Energy.

Its all a bubble. Getting built to pop in real time.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:55 PM (lf8MS)

64 Talarico is a cheerleader?!?!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (PGK1w)
______

Yea. He catches the neon green dildos ... in his mouth.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

- J. Talarico, as straight as Corey Booker

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:56 PM (PGK1w)

65 Another cocksucker who thinks that just because he's running for senate, he has some voice on issues on a federal level that extend beyond his constituency. Texas, you can do better.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 02:57 PM (Ujrb8)

66 the Commission president lamented that such a large share of European household savings remains in bank deposits. “Unfortunately, these savings are lazy,” she said, before arguing that Europe needs to put that money “at the service of its companies.”

Fuck you, slag.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (y9nCu)

They still haven't quite managed to steal the Russian money they locked down last I heard. Still trying.

The bad side effect is that the non Russian people who invested in Europe to stash it from their own government have been noticing and moving it out to other more trustworthy places over the last few years.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:57 PM (uhVAy)

67 I'd really like to see some activity from the correct side of this battle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V)

There's some Lone Star PAC that's running ads re: Musky's vote to allow China to buy land in Texas. It's pretty good. There's also another PAC that's running ads, kind of along the same topic.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 01, 2026 02:57 PM (ZgwKJ)

68
Big T is a sexual dung beetle who rolls his ginormous ball of testosterone hither and yon.

** swoons **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 02:57 PM (ixS3i)

69 56 The Dems have got quite a few candidates thus year that are verging on “I am not a Witch” kind of cringe.

Which kinda worries because those early kinda kooky Tea Party types either turned out to be charlatans or idiots, but all of that eventually gave us God Emperor Trump.

Give the Dems enough time and they’ll find another Messiah.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (6ydKt)

======

The Tea Party and the rise of the DSA are materially different.

Tea Party was a populist uprising without a center or real focus, but it had a generalized discontent with DC that mostly manifested in "you're spending too much money". It was also heavily working class.

DSA is materially different. Over-educated, downwardly mobile elites who are trying to push Maoism. It's decidedly not populist at all, even if they are trying to make their messaging populist in effect. They keep underperforming in actual elections (Mamdani's vaulted win was actually surprisingly close in deep blue NYC).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:57 PM (BKQOu)

70 >>> Probability zero this is a reason.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

I'm hoping so. Because the skirmishes that are going to happen in TX, anyway, as the hindus and muslim confabs try to take over the state in the future, will be bad enough. It doesn't need a new spice of "modern holy war" thrown in for an extra kick.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (Eng1Z)

71 Running against oil and gas in Texas ... Bold Move.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (vbXSk)

72
Speaking of the Joisey Spartacus, has he implanted a bun in his lady's oven yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (ixS3i)

73 F*ck you, GOP. F*ck you for not putting this all over the TV's in Texas to HELP PAXTON whoop his ass.


Is that too much to ask? FFS........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

Nobody's paying attention yet.

There will be ads. They will be brutal. Talarico will lose.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (PGK1w)
====

Concur. I have such an ad in mind. I've titled it "The Face of Communism"

A still image of Talirco is on the screen, and while it's there, the narrator just reads Talarico's Commie points.

Nearing the end, the narrator states that this message is approved by the memories of Communism. A face roll of Stalin, Mao, Karl Marx and Ho Chi Minh appears. There's a large population of ethnic South Vietnamese in Texas that hate Communism and Ho with a vengeance.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (rj6Yv)

74 The NRSC (202-675-6000)
doesn't ever answer their phone.
It's like they don't care if we lose the Senate.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (NpAcC)

75 The Talarico platform:
no oil
no BBQ
no guns


NOVEMBER!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)

76 I thought Corey was Spartacus?

It’s all so confusing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (6ydKt)

77 Hi, folks

I find James Talarico ridiculous. I hope the people of Texas do overwhelmingly as well. So rather than discuss more about him I would like to share something g which just happened which I thought was funny. I had a Bible study with the seniors at the Senior Residence Center which was very nice. While I was there I got a message on my cell phone which the phone text got incorrect from the message. The text said "This is Anthony from
Middle Eastern Funeral Home" when I spoke to Anthony I said, "It sounded like you were serving kebabs and hummus." It is not Midddle Eastern Funeral Home. It's funny things like this which can help make the day a little brighter

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 02:58 PM (JrHfD)

78 just hit 100 degrees here in west central Illinois. too hot for September.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2026 02:59 PM (vbXSk)

79 The NRSC (202-675-6000)
doesn't ever answer their phone.
It's like they don't care if we lose the Senate.
Posted by: redridinghood

Not really.

Posted by: NRSC at September 01, 2026 02:59 PM (u9Xr5)

80 73 F*ck you, GOP. F*ck you for not putting this all over the TV's in Texas to HELP PAXTON whoop his ass.


Is that too much to ask? FFS........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V)

Nobody's paying attention yet.

There will be ads. They will be brutal. Talarico will lose.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:46 PM (PGK1w)

=======

Announcement of a $15 million ad buy in the last couple of days in support of Paxton.

Plus, it's a Trump+14 state that hasn't elected a Democrat to any statewide office in more than 30 years.

This would be like Republicans going gaga over maybe getting Massachusetts this year, except dumber.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:59 PM (BKQOu)

81 California lawmakers are poised to set aside $20 million in transportation funds this year for current and former state elected officials, including Gov. Gavin Newsom, if they need state highway patrol officers to serve as their personal security detail.

... the grift never stops

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 02:59 PM (RHGPo)

82 42 AOC is taking Ozempic? I hope it doesn't lead to local weight loss, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)

It do. Ozempic cooch is also a thing, apparently.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM
+++

Provided as a community service:

What Is “Ozempic Vagina”? An Expert Doctor Speaks

https://tinyurl.com/49xetn47

Posted by: AOSHQ Medical Advisory Panel, Sexual Health Division at September 01, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)

83 9
Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.

Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition.
Posted by: Auspex at September 01

I think she is just losing the puffiness you get from the hormones you have to take for harvesting your eggs / IVF. It’s that or he left her and she is embarking on a revenge body. Her skin isn’t grey like happens with Ozempic.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 03:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

84 I'm not sure it's really "news" to discover that Democrats will say one thing while campaigning and another thing when they get closer to reaching office.

All politicians do this. It's called pandering.

Talarico's a deeply weird individual who shouldn't be permitted outside of an institution. And he's an awful politician.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 03:00 PM (2Cry5)

85 just hit 100 degrees here in west central Illinois. too hot for September.

Too hot to fish. Too hot for golf. And too cold at home.

Posted by: Mark Chesnutt at September 01, 2026 03:01 PM (lf8MS)

86 She re-joined the DSA.
Dat bish's cray ain't goin' nowhars.
Posted by: Sponge

DSA is totally mainstream now far-right cis-intolerant extremist.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:01 PM (Y8DZL)

87 rnc lesson of the day: easier to fund raise when the dems are in power

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 01, 2026 03:01 PM (CWTWj)

88 And yet ... Texas is All In on wind. Even now.

I should know. Because all this new wind is being backed - "for free" - by 2/3 gas turbine. Hence the explosion of companies like Pro Energy.

Its all a bubble. Getting built to pop in real time.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:55 PM (lf8MS)



All in? Yeah, not sure about that. Power plants like solar and wind as a stop gap to allow for more stable environments during maintenance windows.

ALL the power companies KNOW wind and solar is dogshit for long term power generation.

That's why all the existing coal plants are getting contracts extended into the 2050's. Even in California.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:01 PM (ccf/V)

89
Apparently Delaware has an "Independent Party of Delaware". Who knew?

They have signs out touting ranked choice voting.

In my version of ranked choice voting my second choice would be the same person who was my first choice. Ditto, my third choice. Eff your vote stealing schemes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:02 PM (ixS3i)

90 "White supremacy" isn't an ideology, it's a reasoned acceptance of observable fact.

There is an argument to be made against it, but only in the direction of Asian supremacy (and I mean the various forms of squint-eyed Asians, not the euphemistic "Asian" description of Arab immigrants into Europe).

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 01, 2026 03:02 PM (YmKed)

91 The plants that were still online were NG, which FROZE because of the severe temps"

We used to utilize the product to optimize transport, but that was environmentally insensitive, so we had to electrify ... using turbines and panels. They go down, you don't get gas...

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 03:02 PM (XuXeR)

92 87 rnc lesson of the day: easier to fund raise when the dems are in power

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 01, 2026 03:01 PM (CWTWj)

=========

RNC has much, much more money than the DNC. All Republican aligned groups have vastly more money than all Democrat aligned groups.

It's just there's not a whole lot of good use to spending money in August. It's a complete waste, unless it's about raising name recognition.

Paxton has the name recognition as TX's AG who has gone through major news cycles where he is the focus (and won statewide election afterwards).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:03 PM (BKQOu)

93
Surely someday we'll exhaust reserves, but nobody can predict exactly when. I have no doubt we'll mine them until they're too scarce to recover economically at some point. Petroleum and natgas are miracle minerals. They will be sorely missed.



I still think that the whole "petroleum comes from prehistoric plants and dinosaurs" thing is bullshit. I rather think that it's the by-product of a bunch of other chemical/mineral shit going on underground.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)

94 "just hit 100 degrees here in west central Illinois."

N IL 91degF, 59% RH. Looks like four more days of soup in the forecast.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

95 They challenged him to be more effete and less electable than Beatoff O'Cuck.

Some would ask "Why?"

He said "Why not?"

I know why Beatoff favors gun control (in Texas). It's because he doesn't actually want to win. That would involve work. He just pretends to run for office whenever his FIL starts suggesting that maybe he should get a job.

Posted by: Mother of God, is this the end of Talarico? at September 01, 2026 03:03 PM (c+HDg)

96 Don't let your vagina floor collapse!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:03 PM (u9Xr5)

97 All politicians do this. It's called pandering.
-------

All politicians get away with it because in the case of D's, the media knows they are lying, and in the case of R's... the media knows they are lying.

Posted by: Talarico at September 01, 2026 03:04 PM (j6dNk)

98 Not really true. First, there were multiple outages for maintenance scheduled at the same time.

And yet ... Texas is All In on wind. Even now.

I should know. Because all this new wind is being backed - "for free" - by 2/3 gas turbine. Hence the explosion of companies like Pro Energy.

Its all a bubble. Getting built to pop in real time.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:55 PM (lf8MS)

Texas' 2021 Deep Freeze - the actual disruption at natural gas compressor stations was caused by frozen surface equipment, lack of power (grid electricity), and un-winterized facilities.

Posted by: Count de Monet cuts and pastes from Wiki at September 01, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

99 Ozempic is for diabetes. Doing it to lose weight is sooo washed up Hollywood B-girl.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 03:04 PM (bX16E)

100 There is an online, on-chain commodities market called Hyperliquid, that I suspect is going to blow up a lot of the international commodities markets, since it appears to be both cheaper and less restrictive to who can bid where.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 03:04 PM (rbvCR)

101
93 Octane is People!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:04 PM (ixS3i)

102 Provided as a community service:

What Is “Ozempic Vagina”? An Expert Doctor Speaks

https://tinyurl.com/49xetn47
Posted by: AOSHQ Medical Advisory Panel, Sexual Health Division at September 01, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)



Brought to you by the fact that people are just f*cking lazy, won't get off their asses and break a sweat on occasion and would rather have the 'magic pill' instead.

Enjoy chemical weight loss cancers and misery........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)

103 DSA is materially different. Over-educated, downwardly mobile elites who are trying to push Maoism. It's decidedly not populist at all, even if they are trying to make their messaging populist in effect. They keep underperforming in actual elections (Mamdani's vaulted win was actually surprisingly close in deep blue NYC).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:57 PM (BKQOu)

They are appealing to disgruntled younger Millenials & Gen Z and working on Alpha.

Give em ten or twelve years and they’ll either have a Clintonesque moderate populist or somebody like Hassan Piker running for president.

The next few years are going to show which direction they choose.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (6ydKt)

104 42 AOC is taking Ozempic? I hope it doesn't lead to local weight loss, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 02:48 PM (Riz8t)


Silicone isn't affected by Ozempic

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (0bjKf)

105 The New Republic: Stop the Sabotage, Democrats! You Need Talarico and El-Sayed to Win. Would these Democrats really rather have Trumpy Republicans in the Senate than Democrats they have disagreements with? It kinda looks that way.

You don’t have to worry about how Black people vote, we are solid Dems. Focusing on Crockett is pissing Black people off. You wanted to win white and Latino voters, so focus on them.

Hi, liberal here! We love Talarico. He's great at messaging, and even if he has some policy choices liberalS wont agree with, I've seen 0 dissent about him. He's supported and loved across the whole left spectrum.

El-Sayed campaigns with a terrorist supporting, mao cosplaying, dog shocker. There are reasons people are fighting against AES, its not because he's too far left. He has a surrogate that is toxic to the party as a whole, and its getting blasted across the news. That raises questions about AES's judgement, as well as furthering negative stereotypical fears about Muslims.

Yeah, the Republicans are basically a united party, with the exception of like Thomas Massie who is literally trying to expose his own Party's Pro-Pedo wing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (t19vo)

106 Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.

Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition.
Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Y8DZL)

She should not be on Ozempic, unless she has diabetes. No way was she fat enough to need a weight-loss drug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (1z8ji)

107 Carney allegedly said Canada won't negotiate until the US stops mean memes. If true just invade , take the prairie provinces and the Yukon and call it a day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (rNkEQ)

108 "White supremacy" isn't an ideology, it's a reasoned acceptance of observable fact.

There is an argument to be made against it, but only in the direction of Asian supremacy (and I mean the various forms of squint-eyed Asians, not the euphemistic "Asian" description of Arab immigrants into Europe).

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 01, 2026 03:02 PM (YmKed)

Actually it is not 'euphmistic' Asian, its where Asia as a concept was invented. It was the big land East of Greece.

It's the Orient where we confusingly attach Asia onto.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)

109 "Independent Party of Delaware."

Pffffttt...

"Delaware United Front of Independents."

Posted by: M. Python at September 01, 2026 03:06 PM (2Ez/1)

110 "I still think that the whole "petroleum comes from prehistoric plants and dinosaurs" thing is bullshit. I rather think that it's the by-product of a bunch of other chemical/mineral shit going on underground."

Could be. I haven't looked deeply into abiogenesis research.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

111
She should not be on Ozempic, unless she has diabetes. No way was she fat enough to need a weight-loss drug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (1z8ji)



Say that again. We'll have your IP and be sending people your way shortly.

Posted by: Big Pharma - Your Weight Loss Experts at September 01, 2026 03:06 PM (ccf/V)

112 The fact that Texas had (massively subsidized) windmills accounting for about 18% of electricity generation was the proximate cause of the blackout.
-----

Natural gas pipelines failed. You know, the pipelines that feed the natural gas-fired electrical generation power plants.

Why? It's because some clown decided that the pumps that move natural gas through the pipeline ought to be solar powered. Really, I'm not making this up.

You'll never guess in a million years what they USED to use to power the pumps that move natural gas through the pipelines. Guess. Just take a wild ass guess.

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 03:06 PM (770hQ)

113 Hi, liberal here! We love Talarico. He's great at messaging, and even if he has some policy choices liberalS wont agree with, I've seen 0 dissent about him. He's supported and loved across the whole left spectrum.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (t19vo)

I think someone is confused about what great messaging is, if a liberal would be turned off by Talarico's messaging.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:07 PM (uhVAy)

114 78 just hit 100 degrees here in west central Illinois. too hot for September.
Posted by: illiniwek

Yup! We're there. Just sittin' on the back deck lightin' up a blunt and tryin' to figure what happened to the bourbon and wine industries.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:07 PM (Y8DZL)

115 Pumps no worky, no electricity. In Texas.

Difficult to believe that happened.

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 03:07 PM (770hQ)

116 Before: Jesus is non-binary and not a Christian.
Now: Those remarks missed the mark.

Posted by: Unreliable narrator at September 01, 2026 03:07 PM (OT3gL)

117
"Mean Memes" -- hah!

Quite the manly country you are, OhCanadadada

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:07 PM (ixS3i)

118 John Cornyn is a petulant, pathetic loser who's entire career is now being defined by throwing a tantrum because he lost to Paxton.

And all the dead-enders supporting Cornyn trip all over themselves and wet their pants in glee at the latest goofy poll showing Talarico is leading.

Erick Erickson, for example, is already taking victory laps on X over Paxton's inevitable loss.

As I said the other day, Erick ought to go suck of David French while they both finger themselves over how great of Christians they are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (3cUTc)

119 I still think that the whole "petroleum comes from prehistoric plants and dinosaurs" thing is bullshit. I rather think that it's the by-product of a bunch of other chemical/mineral shit going on underground.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 03:03 PM (y9nCu)


Abiotic oil is an interesting theory, but besides handwaving chemistry, there is not a lot of proof. I LIKE the idea that carbonates deep in the crust being converted to hydrocarbons by pressure and temperature can turn into crude and natural gas reserves, but unfortunately it either requires more time that we have, or more energy into it that we get out of it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (rbvCR)

120 I can no longer access Mr. Bassman's FaceBook account, so I can only postulate that my lefty sis-in-law is praising Talarico as an exemplary Christian.

Gag.

Posted by: Emmie at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (OlzlW)

121 105 You don’t have to worry about how Black people vote, we are solid Dems. Focusing on Crockett is pissing Black people off. You wanted to win white and Latino voters, so focus on them.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (t19vo)

=======

While it's true that blacks are a loyal Democrat voting bloc and won't stop anytime soon, there are clear patterns where when there is a clear racial preference in the Democrat primary and blacks don't get their choice, they tend to see decreased turnout in the general.

So, Talarico will win 85% of the black vote.

But the turnout will be 11% instead of 13%.

All while the white working class vote keeps voting Republican by 30-40 points or so.

And, if you want some real fun, dig into the crosstabs of the TX senate polling. They have Paxton winning them by like 5.

The polling problems in the WI governor's race (Hong by 30? anyone?) are obviously appearing in other polling as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (BKQOu)

122 I swear that the man is basically trolling at this point.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (/k3in)

123 > Apparently Delaware has an "Independent Party of Delaware". Who knew?

We've got:

Republican
Democrat
Libertarian
Alaska Constitution Party
Green Party of Alaska
Reform Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend
Prohibition Party
Conservative Party USA
Alaskan Party
Veterans Party of Alaska
UCES' Clowns Party
The Future Generation Party

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (c+HDg)

124 Has anyone seen Talarico's "girlfriend" lately? Or did "she" transition back when they realized no one was fooled?

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (8SnSQ)

125 Power plants like solar and wind as a stop gap to allow for more stable environments during maintenance windows.

The problem is that neither solar nor wind are suitable at all for maintenance backup. Once you bring that gas plant down for maintenance, you need the backup to not fail, because it’s no longer the backup.

The result here in Texas is that maintenance is being degraded, badly, by (a) not doing it when needed because he backup capacity is no longer reliable, and (b) cutting the downtime window so small that it can’t be done right.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (kYmoU)

126 It's the Orient where we confusingly attach Asia onto.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)

.....

I have no squabble with your correction.

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (YmKed)

127 Ratchet jawed geek freaks out over recursion vulns in Android for ten minutes.
youtube.com/watch?v=SJ92rOuk9Xc

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (Jr5Lq)

128 122 I swear that the man is basically trolling at this point.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 03:08 PM (/k3in)

========

Talarico's campaign is a giant scam designed to bilk small dollar donors in other states into giving him money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (BKQOu)

129
Why? It's because some clown decided that the pumps that move natural gas through the pipeline ought to be solar powered. Really, I'm not making this up.



Actually, the extremely low temps caused the natural gas to freeze in the pipes, blocking......the pipes. Natural gas wasn't able to flow.

Was NOT a pump issue.

The ONLY plants that would've got through that cold snap was coal fired plants. And any existing were down for maintenance and most could not be fired back up, which also takes time to do.

Posted by: Big Pharma - Your Weight Loss Experts at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (ccf/V)

130 sonofabitch.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (ccf/V)

131 9
Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.
--

Jowls coming and a belly to lose.
Getting a little broad in the beam too.
Not that pretty little roof top dancer any more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (WXr4y)

132 I still think that the whole "petroleum comes from prehistoric plants and dinosaurs" thing is bullshit. I rather think that it's the by-product of a bunch of other chemical/mineral shit going on underground.

We know ... just by synthetic refining ... that pressure and heat are needed.

Like the Earth's core.

Much of what we've been taught is complete bullshit.

Posted by: Mark Chesnutt at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (lf8MS)

133 There is an argument to be made against it, but only in the direction of Asian supremacy (and I mean the various forms of squint-eyed Asians, not the euphemistic "Asian" description of Arab immigrants into Europe).

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 01, 2026 03:02 PM (YmKed)

Actually it is not 'euphmistic' Asian, its where Asia as a concept was invented. It was the big land East of Greece.

It's the Orient where we confusingly attach Asia onto.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy)

Estimates vary, but 10% to 16% of World population of of European descent... ie... white.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (mP0Kj)

134 Like Robinson Caruso it's primitive as can be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 02:52 PM (Cqx++)

He had to sing for his supper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (1z8ji)

135 Complex hydrocarbons are present on some moons that we don't believe have life so abiotic processes to produce oil are possible but we've got no proof of it actually happening here on earth

And since anything that could establish this would probably get rich I don't think anyone is hiding it...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

136 Abbott asked the EPA before the ice storm if he could go to 100%on his oil and gas fired power plants. They said no.
The ice had to be deiced from the blades of the windmills . They them had to be deiced every three hours. There aren't nearly enough helicopters to do all that deicing. Ergo, no power

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (rNkEQ)

137 Short version:

Leftist politicians verr extreme-left to appeal to their communist primary voters, then blatantly lie during the general election and pretend they never said any of those things, to appeal to mainstream voters.

This is true 100% of the time, and has been true in every election for the last 100 years.

The media's role has traditionally been to aid the lying leftist politician by not reporting on his previous statements. Every leftist-Democrat politician since the 1960s has depended on this assist from the media to get elected. prior to internet, the coordinated deception worked very well.

Hoepfulyl, the era of the internet and social media will change all that. The truth can no longer be suppressed.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (Av6i5)

138
"AES"

LOFNL

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (j6dNk)

139 "You watch your phraseology!"

-Mayor Shinn

Posted by: InZona at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (+YC6b)

140
Why? It's because some clown decided that the pumps that move natural gas through the pipeline ought to be solar powered. Really, I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 03:06 PM

I'm of the mind that this is all deliberate. When the gas pipeline fails because it uses solar, TPTB will blame Big Oil somehow and this proves we need more "renewable" energy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 03:10 PM (sA+Qj)

141 >>> What Is “Ozempic Vagina”? An Expert Doctor Speaks

https://tinyurl.com/49xetn47
Posted by: AOSHQ Medical Advisory Panel, Sexual Health Division at September 01, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)


That article tries to downplay it, but it reveals there are almost zero studies done on what happens to fetal health for women pregnant and taking drugs like Ozempic. Nothing good, I imagine. But a woman losing weight is more fertile, and the drugs also make contraception less effiective. This has the potential to be really bad.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 03:11 PM (Eng1Z)

142 So, he lied to the Sierra Club. No problem.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 01, 2026 03:11 PM (f5Y1D)

143 No offense to Texas, but who TF schedules maintenance for power systems in Winter?

Also, more of that comedienne you linked ace. She's great.

Posted by: Gaff at September 01, 2026 03:11 PM (EqzMw)

144 43 Question I've wanted to ask the TX Morons:

Someone I know who lived in the Dallas area said the reason so many Asian Indians are moving to TX is they got a prophecy or revelation that there is a religious promised land there, and they need to move there to help bring it to pass.

Any rumbles on the ground about that being true? Or is it just the fact it is economically a good place to move for immigrants in general?
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:50 PM (Eng1Z)

The Year of the Slurpee is nigh?

I've not heard this one.

Beats Muslims, I guess.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (zpcJA)

145 Decal on AOC's mirror:

Abuela in mirror may be closer than she appears.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (c+HDg)

146 115 Pumps no worky, no electricity.
-----------------------------------------
The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle

Posted by: Soon to be Zonbie Bob Dylan at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (8SnSQ)

147 The fact that Texas had (massively subsidized) windmills accounting for about 18% of electricity generation was the proximate cause of the blackout.
-----

Natural gas pipelines failed. You know, the pipelines that feed the natural gas-fired electrical generation power plants.

Why? It's because some clown decided that the pumps that move natural gas through the pipeline ought to be solar powered. Really, I'm not making this up.

You'll never guess in a million years what they USED to use to power the pumps that move natural gas through the pipelines. Guess. Just take a wild ass guess.
Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 03:06 PM (770hQ)

Ain't I a stinker?

Posted by: Obama's EPA, Cleaning Up Texas' Air and Gold King Mine waterways in CO at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (wVcYX)

148 >>>The ONLY plants that would've got through that cold snap was coal fired plants. And any existing were down for maintenance and most could not be fired back up, which also takes time to do.

Posted by: Big Pharma -
---

Governors folded like cheap suits. Shut down coal fired first thing.
_gonna' be a cold ass winter this year bitches

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (WXr4y)

149
Has anyone seen Talarico's "girlfriend" lately? Or did "she" transition back when they realized no one was fooled?

Posted by: Martin Tell


She retreated to her native habitat, the pages of explicit graphic novels, where she is now trapped in the block of pages stuck together with ... mayonnaise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (ixS3i)

150 Ackshually, the extremely low temps caused the natural gas to freeze in the pipes
-----

Sure, Jan

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (770hQ)

151 That raises questions about AES's judgement, as well as furthering negative reasonable stereotypical justified fears suspicions about Muslims.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (t19vo)

Much better now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

152 Ran across an amusing conspiracy theory. A woman named Sophia Stewart claims she wrote the Matrix and the Wach-off brothers stole it from her.

Looking at the difference between the first movie and the sequels I can see it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

153 Why isn't calling someone you disagree with a white supremacist considered racist?

Because it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:13 PM (viF8m)

154 Brought to you by the fact that people are just f*cking lazy, won't get off their asses and break a sweat on occasion and would rather have the 'magic pill' instead.

Enjoy chemical weight loss cancers and misery........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)


If a 400 lb Dralasite could lose weight that way, it would.
On the other hand, the start that GLP1 can give people in that position is the start and hope they didn't have to begin with. It is also the chance of not dying early, or losing those toes and feet to diabetic ulcers.

Not everyone is the epitome of self control as you. I know I can't muster up with the rest of you all in will power and virtue.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 03:13 PM (rbvCR)

155 No offense to Texas, but who TF schedules maintenance for power systems in Winter?


In a region that incredibly rarely has cold snaps that drop the entire area below freezing?

NO ONE saw that coming. No one. Winter uses a lot less energy than summer.....and maintenance is necessary.

They just made the mistake of scheduling several at the same time and the freak of nature storm hit.

That won't happen again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

156
The Year of the Slurpee is nigh?

I've not heard this one.

Beats Muslims, I guess.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket


November 12, by the account that I have seen. Big Tandoori Chicken is behind this, just you wait and see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:14 PM (ixS3i)

157
AES - The E stands for "Mohammed"

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:14 PM (j6dNk)

158 If a 400 lb Dralasite could lose weight that way, it would.

Star Frontiers reference...NICE

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

159 Ran across an amusing conspiracy theory. A woman named Sophia Stewart claims she wrote the Matrix and the Wach-off brothers stole it from her.

Looking at the difference between the first movie and the sequels I can see it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

It went to court.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:15 PM (j6dNk)

160 No offense to Texas, but who TF schedules maintenance for power systems in Winter?

People who winter in the Bahamas?

If it’s not the cold, it’s the heat. Reliable backup isn’t really optional here.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2026 03:15 PM (kYmoU)

161 Thanks Krebs, now I want Tandoori chicken.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 03:15 PM (Eng1Z)

162 Well, after Talacreepo loses to Paxton, there's always a job waiting for him with the Eagles in the cheer department ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

163 Headline (FOX News):

"Abdul El-Sayed stands by criticism of fireworks, tells Americans to find other ways to 'show you love'"

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)

164 NO ONE saw that coming. No one. Winter uses a lot less energy than summer.....and maintenance is necessary.

They just made the mistake of scheduling several at the same time and the freak of nature storm hit.

That won't happen again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

They had another the next year (this one) predicted but was a fizzle. Watched some streamers cooking over logs in the snow for fun and sliding down a hill in the backyard.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

165
Thanks Krebs, now I want Tandoori chicken.

Posted by: LizLem


Think nothing of it -- no need to thank me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:17 PM (ixS3i)

166 162 Well, after Talacreepo loses to Paxton, there's always a job waiting for him with the Eagles in the cheer department ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

=====

I'm mostly looking forward to the Reddit posts accusing Talarico and El-Sayed being Republican plants because it's the only way to explain how they were such bad candidates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:17 PM (BKQOu)

167 Has anyone seen Talarico's "girlfriend" lately? Or did "she" transition back when they realized no one was fooled?
Posted by: Martin Tell

He's crushing pussy like crazy but has to keep it down, 'cause, you know, mom's upstairs and everything.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:17 PM (Y8DZL)

168 153 Why isn't calling someone you disagree with a white supremacist considered racist?

Because it is.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:13 PM (viF8m)

Because BIPOCLGTBQT2SEYMOUSE can’t be racist because they lack power that’s why.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:17 PM (6ydKt)

169 Actually, the extremely low temps caused the natural gas to freeze in the pipes, blocking......the pipes. Natural gas wasn't able to flow.

Was NOT a pump issue.

The ONLY plants that would've got through that cold snap was coal fired plants. And any existing were down for maintenance and most could not be fired back up, which also takes time to do.
Posted by: Big Pharma - Your Weight Loss Experts at September 01, 2026 03:09 PM (ccf/V)

Partially correct / partially incorrect. The nat gas itself did not freeze. Over time, water vapor and sludge accumulates inside the pipelines, hence the "pigging" operations to keep them cleaned out. Like colonoscopy preps.

The water vapor and sludge froze up constriction points, blocking the natural gas from flowing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (wVcYX)

170
Not everyone is the epitome of self control as you. I know I can't muster up with the rest of you all in will power and virtue.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 03:13 PM (rbvCR)



Oh, I don't have incredible self control. I've just managed to stay reasonably small. There are those that NEED alternative help, sure. And diabetes is one of that need.

Getting fat is easy. Losing it is hard. Pharma has been trying to come up with the magic pill for generations.

Ozempic and GLP-1's were for DIABETES. It caused weight loss. The lazy around the world went nuts and started demanding it.

We'll see how well that works out, is all I'm saying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V)

171 Governors folded like cheap suits. Shut down coal fired first thing.

I don’t think people understand at all just how incredibly reliable coal is in any emergency this side of SMOD. Coal plants usually have weeks, if not months, of fuel on site. Fuel can be delivered intermittently through multiple routes.

I want nuclear and coal, with each backing up the other.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (kYmoU)

172 Eat a bag of dicks, then eat the bag, fuckhead

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (770hQ)

173 >>>Jowls coming and a belly to lose.
Getting a little broad in the beam too.
Not that pretty little roof top dancer any more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

>When she starts getting that turkey neck because of all of the weight loss drugs, she'll be prime for the IVF with her intern.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (Ujrb8)

174 Advanced Encryption Standard (AES) is a symmetric block cipher standardized by NIST in 2001

.. same thing

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (RHGPo)

175 When the gas pipeline fails because it uses solar, TPTB will blame Big Oil somehow and this proves we need more "renewable" energy."

Otherwise known as the Obama plan.

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (XuXeR)

176
Headline (FOX News):

"Abdul El-Sayed stands by criticism of fireworks, tells Americans to find other ways to 'show you love'"

Posted by: mrp


Open choice of the caliber, am I right? Thanks, Sport-O!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (ixS3i)

177 Thanks Krebs, now I want Tandoori chicken.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 03:15 PM (Eng1Z)


Georgians also build and use Tandoors. I love the videos of the old Babas using them to make flatbread.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (rbvCR)

178 I'm mostly looking forward to the Reddit posts accusing Talarico and El-Sayed being Republican plants because it's the only way to explain how they were such bad candidates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:17 PM (BKQOu)

I wish we had ops like that going. It would probably be easy enough to pull off, a sane person can fake being crazy, the reverse is harder.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)

179 The Hispanic football guy that ran against Cruz had ads all over YouTube.
And TV.
You couldn't turn either on without seeing them.

Cruz campaigns like a shut-in autistic teen--you never see him and no one knows what he said if you do.

And Collin Allred still got his ass kicked.
With just a couple of ads on how he supports boys in girls sports.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:19 PM (3cUTc)

180 Talarico's two-faced messaging reminds me of how Yasser Arafat operated in the '70s-'90s. He'd go to some "peace conference, " agree to not murder Jews in exchange to some huge concession from the west, smile and shake hands with them for the photo op and say in English, "I want peace" -- and then zoom in his motorcade back to Ramallah, and give a fiery speech to the Palestinians, and say in Arabic, "HA ha! Fooled those stupid infidels! They're giving us billions of dollars and ceding territory, and all I had to do is pretend to decrease the terrorism a bit! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Go forth, my minions, and slaughter the yehudim!!" But this part wasmever reported in the western press (at least until some enterprising independent journalists translated tapes of his speeches in the '90s.)

This is exactly how the left operates as well (not surprisingly, since Arafat was trained by American Marxists). Lie to the cameras, and then gloat to their base when they think no one is listening.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2026 03:19 PM (Av6i5)

181 Why isn't calling someone you disagree with a white supremacist considered racist?


I don't think it's inherently racist.

For instance, it's possible to be a black person and acknowledge that white and Oriental societies are superior to your own inferior society.

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 01, 2026 03:19 PM (YmKed)

182 Carney allegedly said Canada won't negotiate until the US stops mean memes. If true just invade , take the prairie provinces and the Yukon and call it a day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (rNkEQ)

Woot! Puts coffee on, checks beer supply in fridge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:19 PM (1z8ji)

183 Talarico is going to win.

Texas conservatives wont show up. The Texas GOPe will not look into fraud.

Texas will turn blue.

You know why? Because red Texas is complacent. They don’t take the progressives seriously. Big big mistake.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)

184 178
I wish we had ops like that going. It would probably be easy enough to pull off, a sane person can fake being crazy, the reverse is harder.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (uhVAy)

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Getting Crockett to run was the Republican plant.

A fake poll showing her beating Paxton was all it took, alongside drawing her district into nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (BKQOu)

185 I think someone is confused about what great messaging is, if a liberal would be turned off by Talarico's messaging.
Posted by: Oldcat

Well, the article (and entire debate on the Left) is over the various factions in the Dem Party not supporting one another. They say they all have generally compatible policy positions, so vote Blue no matter who. Crockett poisoning the well against Talarico may be the worst own goal of the cycle, as Paxton isn't very popular, so perhaps a more moderate, mainstream, Texas-coded candidate could have had a chance? Not this freak, though, especially with Crockett depressing black turnout.

I don't count Platner, Hong and El-Sayed so much as own-goals as just poor candidates. They say and live what they believe, instead of lying to normies like Spanberger to get elected and THEN letting their freak-flag fly. Poor morons thought the DSA was ascendant and people actually supported them lol.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (t19vo)

186 Trump Admin Shutters 270 Truck Driving Schools For Providing Licenses To Illegal Aliens

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

187 183 Talarico is going to win.

Texas conservatives wont show up. The Texas GOPe will not look into fraud.

Texas will turn blue.

You know why? Because red Texas is complacent. They don’t take the progressives seriously. Big big mistake.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)

blah blah blah

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (zpcJA)

188 155 No offense to Texas, but who TF schedules maintenance for power systems in Winter?
--

That time? A committee called ERCOT that Governor Bud Abbott appointed 8 Michiganders to officiate.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (WXr4y)

189 179 The Hispanic football guy that ran against Cruz had ads all over YouTube.
And TV.
You couldn't turn either on without seeing them.

Cruz campaigns like a shut-in autistic teen--you never see him and no one knows what he said if you do.

And Collin Allred still got his ass kicked.
With just a couple of ads on how he supports boys in girls sports.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:19 PM (3cUTc)

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Almost like Texas is just a Republican state.

Remember when Jamie Harrison raising $100 million and ads all over relatively cheap media markets in SC was going to end Lindsay Graham's career, especially since he had such issues with conservatives?

And then Graham won by 9?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (BKQOu)

190 Governors folded like cheap suits. Shut down coal fired first thing.

I don’t think people understand at all just how incredibly reliable coal is in any emergency this side of SMOD. Coal plants usually have weeks, if not months, of fuel on site. Fuel can be delivered intermittently through multiple routes.

I want nuclear and coal, with each backing up the other.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2026 03:18 PM (kYmoU)

After the freezups in the 70s cancelling school, my district notorious for never calling off school had a personal coal plant built so the big schools would never need to close because the city power let them down.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

191 Well, after Talacreepo loses to Paxton, there's always a job waiting for him with the Eagles in the cheer department ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm mostly looking forward to the Reddit posts accusing Talarico and El-Sayed being Republican plants because it's the only way to explain how they were such bad candidates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:17 PM (BKQOu)
_____

They kinda are already doing it with El-Sayed, albeit by proxy by going after the truly loathsome Piker. But the problem isn't Piker. It's El-Sayed. There's no daylight on any material issue between these two goatfuckers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

192 Elon Musk Warns Against AI Regulation, Predicts 1 Billion Humanoid Robots at G20 Ministerial

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:22 PM (RHGPo)

193 >>> The Dem playbook for the foreseeable future is going to be to say whatever they want in a primary or before they're running for statewide office, and then spend their time in the general pretending that's not who they really are or what they really believe.

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My memory is for sh*t (and I was in college at the time), isn't this what Bill Clinton did?

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 01, 2026 03:22 PM (QFchU)

194 191 They kinda are already doing it with El-Sayed, albeit by proxy by going after the truly loathsome Piker. But the problem isn't Piker. It's El-Sayed. There's no daylight on any material issue between these two goatfuckers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

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El-Sayed strikes me as kind of retarded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:22 PM (BKQOu)

195 'Not gonna last'? Come up with a viable alternative then. Wanna talk nukes? No? Why not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

196 Reddit shouldn’t be surprised.
They hung on to Maine Kampf for way too long.
Then replaced him with a guy who married his cousin.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

197 In a region that incredibly rarely has cold snaps that drop the entire area below freezing?

NO ONE saw that coming. No one. Winter uses a lot less energy than summer.....and maintenance is necessary.

They just made the mistake of scheduling several at the same time and the freak of nature storm hit.

That won't happen again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

Well put and spot on. Summer power gen loads for air conditioning far exceeds winter power needs for heating. Except when temps drop below 15 degrees for a week for most of Texas. Which (almost) never happens.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 03:22 PM (wVcYX)

198 196 Reddit shouldn’t be surprised.
They hung on to Maine Kampf for way too long.
Then replaced him with a guy who married his cousin.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

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"No one could have predicted that long-term incumbent with an independent streak would win by 20 points in Maine! No one!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:23 PM (BKQOu)

199 Oliver Darcy MELTS DOWN Over CBS Story on El-Sayed’s Deleted 9/11 Tweets

... just the mention of El-Sayed’s Deleted 9/11 Tweets is enough to invoke the "deadly RACIST moniker"

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

200 THE CORSET SHOP
148 East Broad St.

“The Right Foundation For Your Figure is The Foundation of Our Business - Fit Quality and Right Prices.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2026 03:23 PM (kYmoU)

201 "I still think that the whole "petroleum comes from prehistoric plants and dinosaurs" thing is bullshit. I rather think that it's the by-product of a bunch of other chemical/mineral shit going on underground."

Could be. I haven't looked deeply into abiogenesis research.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

If the abiogenic theory was correct, they would be using it to plan well locations, and be drilling successful wells.

Spoiler: the few that were so drilled were dry holes. Disregard any reports out of Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:23 PM (1z8ji)

202 186 Trump Admin Shutters 270 Truck Driving Schools For Providing Licenses To Illegal Aliens
Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM
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Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 03:24 PM (2Ez/1)

203 186 Trump Admin Shutters 270 Truck Driving Schools For Providing Licenses To Illegal Aliens

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

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False.

Nothing is happening and Kamala would have done better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:24 PM (BKQOu)

204 Carney is yapping. There's a reason for that ...

Headline (CBC, Radio-Canada):

"Elections Alberta begins mail out for fall referendum special ballots"

Excerpt:

"Director of elections operations Jennifer Maskoske told CBC News on Tuesday that 230,000 requests for special ballots have been made.

The number of requests so far is more than the triple the 59,589 special ballots requested for the 2023 provincial election, which itself more than doubled the number requested ahead of the 2019 election."

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 03:24 PM (rj6Yv)

205 We still think he’s just dreamy.
- AWFLs in suburban Dallas and Houston

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 01, 2026 03:24 PM (NK89z)

206
If we're gonna take Canada der's a cuppa Walleye lakes up der in Algoma I'd like.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:25 PM (Y8DZL)

207
Oliver Darcy MELTS DOWN Over CBS Story on El-Sayed’s Deleted 9/11 Tweets


The judges would also have accepted, "... rendered for whale oil"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:25 PM (ixS3i)

208 Ask your Geriatric Hydrologist if Abiogenic is right for you.

Posted by: Big Friggin Farma at September 01, 2026 03:25 PM (2Ez/1)

209 >>For instance, it's possible to be a black person and acknowledge that white and Oriental societies are superior to your own inferior society.

Other than the fact it's never used that way and only used in a derogatory and racist fashion.

If a white person went around calling every black person he didn't agree with a black supremacist he would be labeled a racist. The double standards we've allowed to be used against us for years need to stop. The only group in America that is openly allowed to be discriminated against are white men.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (viF8m)

210 "Abdul El-Sayed stands by criticism of fireworks, tells Americans to find other ways to 'show you love'"

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)

Like, for example, a pressure cooker.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (j6dNk)

211 186 Trump Admin Shutters 270 Truck Driving Schools For Providing Licenses To Illegal Aliens
Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM
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Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 03:24 PM (2Ez/1)

According to a quick bing search, there are 1655 truck driving schools in the US. So not bad. More than decimated them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

212 Almost like Texas is just a Republican state.

Remember when Jamie Harrison raising $100 million and ads all over relatively cheap media markets in SC was going to end Lindsay Graham's career, especially since he had such issues with conservatives?

And then Graham won by 9?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (BKQOu)

I never thought Harrison had a chance.
Lindsey played that game every election where he’d act like he was going to get steamrolled because the Dems were out-raising him.

Then he’d win by a mile and add that extra money to the war chest for the next election.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (6ydKt)

213 What I never could quite figure out is why you would get upset that a superior group was in power.

If white people are really smart and good at engineering, organizing society, agriculture, medicine and such, basically things that are necessary for life, why wouldn't you just want them running things?

At work, we don't pick the most retarded, incompetent people to head up projects (when given the option to self select leadership). That just makes everyone's life more miserable.

All this fairness stuff is inefficient and makes life worse.

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 01, 2026 03:27 PM (YmKed)

214 The only group in America that is openly allowed to be discriminated against are white men.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (viF8m)

No. Conservatives.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:27 PM (j6dNk)

215 Like Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed and Francesca Hong and AOC, his response is just to distance himself from his old phrasing while keeping all of the policies that "phrasing" accurately described.

==

The Hussein gambit!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:27 PM (g47mK)

216 Shut you Homo's on the right.

I can Bench Press 50 lbs and bicep Curl 10 lbs. My biceps measure 6 inches and what does your biceps measure ?

So, who is the real man and who is the Beta Male ???

Posted by: James Talarico at September 01, 2026 03:27 PM (To0UR)

217 _____

They kinda are already doing it with El-Sayed, albeit by proxy by going after the truly loathsome Piker. But the problem isn't Piker. It's El-Sayed. There's no daylight on any material issue between these two goatfuckers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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That picture ace posted of them yesterday, KISSING each other, should seal the deal. If not Michigan is all gay and retarded.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:27 PM (WXr4y)

218
At work, we don't pick the most retarded, incompetent people to head up projects (when given the option to self select leadership). That just makes everyone's life more miserable.



Obviously you don’t work at my company.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 01, 2026 03:28 PM (NK89z)

219 I don't count Platner, Hong and El-Sayed so much as own-goals as just poor candidates. They say and live what they believe, instead of lying to normies like Spanberger to get elected and THEN letting their freak-flag fly. Poor morons thought the DSA was ascendant and people actually supported them lol.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (t19vo)

The DemSocs are just the result of the Dem's using the crazies more and more for support - and fraud also coming home to roost. They get on the ballot because their safe areas are full of nuts, and the fading 'old school' doesn't have up and coming heirs gaining power internally to carry on the scam. Recently it seems the Dems are thinking of purging DemSoc out of the party, but that will likely lead to them failing, or losing ground to the GOP in the short term.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)

220 212
I never thought Harrison had a chance.
Lindsey played that game every election where he’d act like he was going to get steamrolled because the Dems were out-raising him.

Then he’d win by a mile and add that extra money to the war chest for the next election.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (6ydKt)

========

Dude played the politics game well.

Texas is now more Republican than South Carolina, but it's all going to be undone because a guy who's won statewide 3 times, including in the middle of the impeachment circus against him the last time, is up against a twink with a host of public sayings that make him perfect for Austin and no where else in the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (BKQOu)

221
Moron brilliance centers on the guy that alludes to FDR marrying Eleanor.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (Y8DZL)

222 The only group in America that is openly allowed to be discriminated against are white men.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (viF8m)

No. Conservatives.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:27 PM (j6dNk)
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Try being a white, male conservative. 3 strike law, 'n shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (2Cry5)

223 106 Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.

Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition.
Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (Y8DZL)

She should not be on Ozempic, unless she has diabetes. No way was she fat enough to need a weight-loss drug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:05 PM (1z8ji)


Trying to say this nicely; why in the actual f**k do you care what this stupid marxist zombie b**ch does or looks like?
If she accidentally dropped her murphy bed on herself and was catapulted 30 stories to her death, I would not even ask how it happened. She is demonstrably stupid, annoying and overpaid; her entire existence, like that Piker turd, offends me and some of you guys just fill thread after thread with comments about her. Boggles my f**king mind.

Posted by: Nelly at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (6+ehB)

224 So you'se guys are sayin' that Beto Tallifreako is gonna lose?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (affD0)

225 I don't get why we still panic over "but they're not spending money! They're being out-spent 20-1!!!"

Trump was out-spent 2-1 and closer to 3-1 by both Hillary and Harris.
Add in the media in-kind, and you can safely say it was closer to 4-1.

Several billion dollars spent and it all got crushed by "Kamala is for they/them. Trump is for you."

More money than the Dem is a "very nice to have" in a campaign.
But it's not a "must have to win."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (3cUTc)

226 All this drilling is fine, but adding the Platformate back in would go a long way to make me happy.

Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (JM9I6)

227 And then Graham won by 9?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:21 PM (BKQOu)

I never thought Harrison had a chance.
Lindsey played that game every election where he’d act like he was going to get steamrolled because the Dems were out-raising him.

Then he’d win by a mile and add that extra money to the war chest for the next election.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Everyone needs to read or listen to Trump's eulogy of Graham.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:30 PM (WXr4y)

228
Start prodding Piker on his thoughts regarding the Armenian genocide. "You go with what you know, right, dickhead?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 01, 2026 03:30 PM (ixS3i)

229 225 I don't get why we still panic over "but they're not spending money! They're being out-spent 20-1!!!"

Trump was out-spent 2-1 and closer to 3-1 by both Hillary and Harris.
Add in the media in-kind, and you can safely say it was closer to 4-1.

Several billion dollars spent and it all got crushed by "Kamala is for they/them. Trump is for you."

More money than the Dem is a "very nice to have" in a campaign.
But it's not a "must have to win."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:29 PM (3cUTc)

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TV ads in summer don't do anything, either. So complaining that the RNC isn't wasting money on them is curious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:30 PM (BKQOu)

230 I saw a thing over the weekend saying republicans are using the world socialism to scare voters away from Democrats. Uhm using the word that they themselves use is scaring voters? How dare Republicans call self identifying socialists, you know, socialist? That’s like scare tactics bro.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 01, 2026 03:30 PM (NK89z)

231 I should know. Because all this new wind is being backed - "for free" - by 2/3 gas turbine. Hence the explosion of companies like Pro Energy.

Its all a bubble. Getting built to pop in real time.

Posted by: Howdy


Texas windmills over the past 20 years have cost $60 billion. One third of that was taxpayer subsidies to build them. No money to maintain them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (0U5gm)

232 227 Everyone needs to read or listen to Trump's eulogy of Graham.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:30 PM (WXr4y)

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He realized the party was Trump's sometime early in 2017, and he never looked back.

He bent with the wind.

As opposed to people like Mitch, Cornyn, Cassidy, and Murkowski who have spines of steel. Just, you know, against our interests.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (BKQOu)

233 "Abdul El-Sayed stands by criticism of fireworks, tells Americans to find other ways to 'show you love'"

Posted by: mrp

Let me tell tell you a thing or two about how Muslim men show their love.

Posted by: 9-year-old Aisha, as 55-year-old Muhammed mounts her at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (t19vo)

234 TV ads in summer don't do anything, either. So complaining that the RNC isn't wasting money on them is curious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:30 PM
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What are these "TV ads" you speak of?

Posted by: People under 30 at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (2Ez/1)

235 Muskily-Heterosexual James Talarico

What does this have to do with me?

Posted by: zombie Edmund Muskie at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (0sNs1)

236 186 Trump Admin Shutters 270 Truck Driving Schools For Providing Licenses To Illegal Aliens
Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM
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Good! Had to wait 10+ minutes trapped in Kroger parking lot while dumbass truck driver mis-maneuvered his rig and trailer. He was trying to back around a 90 degree corner to the loading dock area and had to occupy part of a adjacent bank parking lot and main road driveway. Jockeying back and forth running over curbs and nearly hitting other idiot cars whose drivers were too impatient to give him the AstroDome sized room he needed.

Had a CDL license but did not know how to drive his truck.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (wVcYX)

237 Did we bomb Iran again??

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (g47mK)

238 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't you predict kammie the kommie was gonna win?

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 01, 2026 03:32 PM (A3xvt)

239 I like that Rogers has started referring to him as Abdul. That is the correct way to do it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:32 PM (j6dNk)

240 I assume Texas will have a debate.
I’m guessing Paxton will have a good night quoting Talarico back to himself.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:33 PM (6ydKt)

241 Texas windmills over the past 20 years have cost $60 billion. One third of that was taxpayer subsidies to build them. No money to maintain them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (0U5gm)

Ain't I a stinker?

Posted by: T. Boone Pickens, Texas Windmill Mogul at September 01, 2026 03:33 PM (wVcYX)

242 …whose drivers were too impatient to give him the AstroDome sized room he needed.

Were the tears were streaming down his cheeks?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2026 03:33 PM (kYmoU)

243 According to a quick bing search, there are 1655 truck driving schools in the US. So not bad. More than decimated them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

Also the bad apples are probably fairly concentrated for easier collection of kickbacks. So of the 1655, most red state ones would be more immune, so call that 20 percent candidates for the 10ish blue states. if evenly distributed that's 330ish. That's probably understating the candidates because of the blue states have larger pop than average.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

244 If we're gonna take Canada der's a cuppa Walleye lakes up der in Algoma I'd like.
Posted by: Auspex

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Pickerel.

Otherwise they'll hit you with a hate speech citation.

Probably put you on a MAID list.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 01, 2026 03:34 PM (ZQ2gv)

245 This guy is very manly. Very

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 01, 2026 03:34 PM (VVbO1)

246 No debate for Darlene "Graham". If they're smart.

She'll get her clock cleaned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:34 PM (gl3dd)

247 The polls upon polls are saying that Rs are gonna lose big in 2026. Should I , according to exert here, ignore it and just go with what the experts here say ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:35 PM (g47mK)

248 Boggles my f**king mind.

Posted by: Nelly
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You do have a boggled mind. Everytime. You can't help yourself.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:35 PM (WXr4y)

249 Just got here. Everything sounds grim. Is all lost for November, in September?

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (Gqar8)

250 I think Talarico (and some other misrepresenting politicians) are going to pop up in the Autistici/Inventati (A/I Collective) and NoBlogs.org investigation(s).

And, I also, think that Autistici/Inventati will eventually be found to have altered election results electronically on some of the "electronic voting" apparatus worldwide. Their historical founding is as hacktivists. I can't imagine them just ignoring such an opportunity.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

251
247 The polls upon polls are saying that Rs are gonna lose big in 2026. Should I , according to exert here, ignore it and just go with what the experts here say ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:35 PM (g47mK)

=======

Summer polling in contentious senate elections move, on average, 7 points towards Republicans by the time of election day.

https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2085763509682323680

But the final polls in 2024 were sort of correct and not that bad, which means I have to believe the summer polls now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (BKQOu)

252 237 Did we bomb Iran again??
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (g47mK)

Yes, a port and an airport in the southeast near Hormuz.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

253 If Darlene Nordone comes off as normal and reachable she will do fine. Will probably gain points not knowing anything about foreign policy and caring about domestic issues.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (g47mK)

254 "other idiot cars whose drivers were too impatient to give him the AstroDome sized room he needed."

In my neighborhood, with lots of truck farms, it's an every day occurrence. I always give trucks lots of room. Then I pat myself on the head for being such a patient and considerate motorist. Feels good.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

255 223 106 Trying to say this nicely; why in the actual f**k do you care what this stupid marxist zombie b**ch does or looks like?

Posted by: Nelly

Welcome to AOS. This is what we do.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:37 PM (Y8DZL)

256 But the final polls in 2024 were sort of correct and not that bad, which means I have to believe the summer polls now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (BKQOu)

RCP was kinda there.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:37 PM (g47mK)

257 Had a CDL license but did not know how to drive his truck.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 03:31 PM (wVcYX)

Got a truck driving license for carrying a scientific experiment out to be shot with an ion beam and even a 25 footish truck is an entirely different world than a car or pickup.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

258 And it's just about the most retarded retardedness of Retardtown to think "those Talarico ads are going to swing Republican votes!"
Or convince Republican voters to stay home.

No.

Just a few ads from Paxon on how Talarico is a Chinese box of fish-flavored cracker jacks and it's over.
R votes just need to see one ad, that's how bad Talarico is.

And:
It's not how much Talarico spends--that's him trying to motivate his base.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (3cUTc)

259 "The polls upon polls are saying that Rs are gonna lose big in 2026. Should I , according to exert here, ignore it and just go with what the experts here say ?"

Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (Jr5Lq)

260 239 I like that Rogers has started referring to him as Abdul. That is the correct way to do it.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:32 PM
......

I prefer the full "Abduhlrahm."

It helps emphasize the Mohammedanism.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1)

261 256 But the final polls in 2024 were sort of correct and not that bad, which means I have to believe the summer polls now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (BKQOu)

RCP was kinda there.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:37 PM (g47mK)

=========

1. Should we compare the performance of final polls to the performance of summer polling?

2. Has RCP maintained the same methodology and group of polling?

The answer to both is no, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (BKQOu)

262 >>Yes, a port and an airport in the southeast near Hormuz.

Sounds like it was bigger than just 2 spots from reports I'm seeing on X.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (viF8m)

263 Ukraine is like issue 200 now, and Iran only because Ds want to link it to price of eggs gas!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (g47mK)

264 The polls upon polls are saying that Rs are gonna lose big in 2026. Should I , according to exert here, ignore it and just go with what the experts here say ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:35 PM (g47mK)


Nobody knows.

The "magic" here, just like the media, is the same loud voices making the same loud declarations and then shouting "troll" or "straw-man" or whatever else they have to do to make sure they don't have to cash the receipts of those that notice.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (ZEFzw)

265 …whose drivers were too impatient to give him the AstroDome sized room he needed.

Were the tears were streaming down his cheeks?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 01, 2026 03:33 PM (kYmoU)

I would not be surprised. I did have a moment of sympathy for the guy in a tough situation he himself caused, trying mightily, but flailing, to quickly and smoothly extricate himself.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (wVcYX)

266 The answer to both is no, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (BKQOu)

so, what are you saying ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (g47mK)

267 253 If Darlene Nordone comes off as normal and reachable she will do fine. Will probably gain points not knowing anything about foreign policy and caring about domestic issues.
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:36 PM (g47mK)

She won’t have the same ties to the military and defense companies like Lindsey.

If she starts talking amnesty like her brother that might do her in.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

268 Rogers over the muslim in MI.
Paxton over teh homo in TX.
Repukes keep FL
Husted keeps OH red.
Collins keeps ME
Dems keep GA and NH
Dems pick up NC

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (affD0)

269 I love Arynne Wexler so hard.

She's absolutely savage to the Karens who try to heckle her.


TBH, I didn't find that bit especially funny but what is funny is that leftism is now so conventional that not being leftist is now avant-garde and edgy.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (vTZFs)

270 "Gotta admire that AOC has started on Ozempic, dumped the fake fiance and is trying to dial back on the crazy.

Her handlers are doing a good job managing her ambition.

Posted by: Auspex"


She will not escape abuela boobs/butt

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (GUOwU)

271 If Darlene Nordone comes off as normal and reachable she will do fine. Will probably gain points not knowing anything about foreign policy and caring about domestic issues.
Posted by: runner

She's not ready for prime time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (gl3dd)

272 243 According to a quick bing search, there are 1655 truck driving schools in the US. So not bad. More than decimated them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---

Back when we were a productive country you couldn't touch a tractor without experience with heavy equipment.
How did one do that?
Driving a dump truck or a cement mixer.
Remember when the road was cluttered with dump trucks and cement mixers? That was back when we were building things.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (WXr4y)

273 The media very much would like some Democratic Socialism. They're all in on it.

So are the pollsters who are being paid by Democratic Socialist money men. And don't forget the MSM along with the nominal Democrat party hate you. And Trump. But mostly you. Because you brought back the Bad Orange Man.

They, all of them, are doing everything they possibly can to tap down any conservative momentum.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (2Cry5)

274 240 I assume Texas will have a debate.
I’m guessing Paxton will have a good night quoting Talarico back to himself.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026

Thus far, Paxton has refused to debate.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

275 This is one of those elections where the democrats turn on the fraud. Every one of their crazies will win.
I still believe they wanted Trump to win.

Posted by: Accomack at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (GbONR)

276 The "magic" here, just like the media, is the same loud voices making the same loud declarations and then shouting "troll" or "straw-man" or whatever else they have to do to make sure they don't have to cash the receipts of those that notice.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (ZEFzw)



Let me take out my tiny violin, pepe, or scogg or whoever, and commiserate with you!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (g47mK)

277 Axshually...
It's "Abdulrahman."

Like Abduhl with some Asian noodles on the side.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (2Ez/1)

278 It's not how much Talarico spends--that's him trying to motivate his base.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (3cUTc)

His base are non Texans. I've seen this script 3 times now, and at least Beto could wear tight jeans for the laydeez.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)

279 I assume Texas will have a debate.
I’m guessing Paxton will have a good night quoting Talarico back to himself.
--
Paxton's internal polls--actual real polls, not 700 people polled by some newbie outfit--will have him so far ahead by October that he'll refuse to debate.

Watch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)

280 266 The answer to both is no, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (BKQOu)

so, what are you saying ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (g47mK)

=====

If someone says that we have to believe summer polling because one final polling aggregate was okay, then that person is making a comparison that shouldn't be made because summer polling and final polling are two different beasts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (BKQOu)

281 And it's just about the most retarded retardedness of Retardtown to think "those Talarico ads are going to swing Republican votes!"
Or convince Republican voters to stay home.

No.

Just a few ads from Paxon on how Talarico is a Chinese box of fish-flavored cracker jacks and it's over.
R votes just need to see one ad, that's how bad Talarico is.

And:
It's not how much Talarico spends--that's him trying to motivate his base.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (3cUTc)
_________

Talacreepo's biggest problem is that his base isn't in the state he's running in. I'll bet most of his donations are from out of state commies and rich leftist elites.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

282 She will not escape abuela boobs/butt

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (GUOwU)


Can you give me one female demographic that does ? Asking for an older friend.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (ZEFzw)

283 Watched Batman 1989 yesterday.

I think Jack's Joker is better than Heath's Joker.

But both are great.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (XV/Pl)

284 She's not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (gl3dd)

it's the south...all she needs is big hair and big boobs !

Posted by: first time caller at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (g47mK)

285 This is one of those elections where the democrats turn on the fraud. Every one of their crazies will win.
I still believe they wanted Trump to win.
Posted by: Accomack at September 01, 2026 03:40 PM (GbONR)

get a cold compress and lie down until that feeling passes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (uhVAy)

286 262 >>Yes, a port and an airport in the southeast near Hormuz.

Sounds like it was bigger than just 2 spots from reports I'm seeing on X.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (viF8m)

Could be, I’ve only read some news updates.
They mentioned two locations definitively.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM (6ydKt)

287 You know, even if we were going to get our asses kicked hard in November it really does not help much to talk about it here. Just tires you out. Everyone at the HQ is going to vote anyway, we don’t need fear as an encouragement.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM (Gqar8)

288 I prefer the full "Abduhlrahm."

It helps emphasize the Mohammedanism.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (2Ez/1)

Isn't there a "mohammed" in there, too? Usually is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM (1z8ji)

289 If someone says that we have to believe summer polling because one final polling aggregate was okay, then that person is making a comparison that shouldn't be made because summer polling and final polling are two different beasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (BKQOu)s

summer polling say Rs will be shellacked! should we ignore these polls ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM (g47mK)

290 Can you give me one female demographic that does ? Asking for an older friend.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (ZEFzw)

Asians sometimes turn into that forever pretty and thin until about 70 woman.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

291 You can't even find any evidence that Kamala had that strange face work done in 2019 or whenever. It seems to not exist anymore. She showed up on TV with these crazy gross Chinese eyes. Those pictures used to be easily accessible. Now not so much.

Of course it matters what these people look like. Why do people want us to pretend things away?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (j6dNk)

292 She's not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026

But if we don’t want career politicians because they are slimy, isn’t this a positive?

She seems very much in Trump’s court. Maybe she will rise to the occasion.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

293 IIRC, Andrew Kryzinski was one of the founders of the Justice Democrats. Safe to assume Al Sayed is one of his organizations candidates?
Not exactly an unbiased source.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (4KUe5)

294 You know, even if we were going to get our asses kicked hard in November it really does not help much to talk about it here. Just tires you out. Everyone at the HQ is going to vote anyway, we don’t need fear as an encouragement.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM (Gqar

====

we will talk about polls until morale improves !

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (g47mK)

295 Can you give me one female demographic that does ? Asking for an older friend.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (ZEFzw)

***

Asians! Fucking Asians...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (affD0)

296 282 She will not escape abuela boobs/butt

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (GUOwU)

Can you give me one female demographic that does ? Asking for an older friend.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM

Is this about me?

Posted by: Brie Larson at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (2Ez/1)

297
Talarico campaign tells CNN his "cringey," past comments "missed the mark," and he's a capitalist who supports oil and gas.

---------

His entire existence is a tapestry of cringe.

He's a "capitalist who supports oil and gas," huh? This demonic plastic mannequin can't even lie convincingly. "I'm an abusive kulak who lords over the other peasants, that's right, vote for me."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (azNOR)

298 Here’s a bullet point from Iran International site:

US forces began striking IRGC targets in Iran on Tuesday, the US CENTCOM said, adding that the action followed recent attempted IRGC attacks on commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz and on American service members. Iranian state media reported explosions in Bandar Abbas, Chabahar, Konarak, Qeshm, and Sirik.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)

299 She's not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (gl3dd)

it's the south...all she needs is big hair and big boobs !
Posted by: first time caller at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (g47mK)

Too soon!

Posted by: Beloved Zombie Dolly Parton at September 01, 2026 03:44 PM (wVcYX)

300 Never rub another man's rhubarb!!

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:44 PM (j6dNk)

301 The answer to both is no, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:38 PM (BKQOu)

so, what are you saying ?
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM


He's saying "No." to:

1) Are there any other American auteurs after Russ Meyer?

2) Are you really illiterate AND an *sshole?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 03:44 PM (0sNs1)

302 289 If someone says that we have to believe summer polling because one final polling aggregate was okay, then that person is making a comparison that shouldn't be made because summer polling and final polling are two different beasts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:41 PM (BKQOu)s

summer polling say Rs will be shellacked! should we ignore these polls ?
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM (g47mK)

I do. I’m going to vote no matter what they say and that’s all I can personally do.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:44 PM (Gqar8)

303 By the way, the bombing of Iran is still going on.

>>@hey_itsmyturn
·
3m
>>Jet activity over Kermanshah
Kermanshah Province, #Iran

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

304 You know, even if we were going to get our asses kicked hard in November it really does not help much to talk about it here. Just tires you out. Everyone at the HQ is going to vote anyway, we don’t need fear as an encouragement.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM

Thune’s inaction is infuriating, though. For real.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 03:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

305 289summer polling say Rs will be shellacked! should we ignore these polls ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM (g47mK)

=======

Yes.

Because summer polling is notoriously inaccurate. Polling in summer in contentious senate races overestimates Democrat performance in the actual election by 7 points on average.

https://x.com/PatrickRuffini/status/
2085763509682323680

There are an assortment of reasons for this from real problems in polling (response bias, Democrats just like talking to pollsters more outside of election season) to other types of real problems (no pollster is graded on their summer polling, only their final polls, so there is literally no incentive for any polling firm to try and be accurate outside their final polls).

So, if you want to compare summer polling this year to previous years, you compare it to previous summer polling instead of previous final polling. Summer polling this year compared to final polling from last cycle is an apple to oranges comparison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:45 PM (BKQOu)

306 I think Jack's Joker is better than Heath's Joker.

Hard to argue taste. I'll just explain mine.

Dark Knight is the first time I ever really enjoyed comic book movies. All three were good. Excellent.

Nicholson's Joker was just a cartoon in a cartoon movie.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:45 PM (ZEFzw)

307 Ok, ignore earlier comment, completely wrong

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 03:45 PM (4KUe5)

308 287 You know, even if we were going to get our asses kicked hard in November it really does not help much to talk about it here. Just tires you out. Everyone at the HQ is going to vote anyway, we don’t need fear as an encouragement.
Posted by: tubal
---------
* fist bump *

The doom and gloom around here is incredible no matter how many times you mention past precedence...

Guess I'll have to light my hair on fire again today b/c all is lost....

Geez

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 01, 2026 03:45 PM (VkY89)

309 Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 03:39 PM (vTZFs)

This one wasn't great, but I've been following her for some time now.

She's brutal.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at September 01, 2026 03:45 PM (mW3oI)

310 More.

>>@hey_itsmyturn
·
6m
>>NOW @ 1939Z
New blast sound in Durud
Lorestan Province, #Iran

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:46 PM (viF8m)

311 How is this guy ahead in every poll? Left wing rag WSJ says it because Paxton is a terrible candidate and the NRSC isn’t giving him any funds.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:46 PM (Pxqpl)

312 But if we don’t want career politicians because they are slimy, isn’t this a positive?

She seems very much in Trump’s court. Maybe she will rise to the occasion.
Posted by: Piper

Not real big into family lineage political offices. TPTB are trying to make this the Graham seat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:46 PM (gl3dd)

313 "She will not escape abuela boobs/butt "

Durer did some pics about aging German women.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

314 311 How is this guy ahead in every poll? Left wing rag WSJ says it because Paxton is a terrible candidate and the NRSC isn’t giving him any funds.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:46 PM (Pxqpl)

=======

Because polling is broken and keeps getting worse and every single defense of the polling industry is cherrypicking their final polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (BKQOu)

315 "Abdul" does not trip off the tongue. It's a gut punch of a name. It's not convenient.

I still expect him to "win" while R's quite undeservedly hold but honestly I don't know.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (j6dNk)

316 For the record it's "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed."

Which totally sounds like a white bread cornpone bubba from central Iowa.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (2Ez/1)

317 304 You know, even if we were going to get our asses kicked hard in November it really does not help much to talk about it here. Just tires you out. Everyone at the HQ is going to vote anyway, we don’t need fear as an encouragement.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:42 PM

Thune’s inaction is infuriating, though. For real.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 03:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

I can only be annoyed by a remote DC hack for so long. Personal concerns kick in at some point. Good for my sanity, blood pressure, libido, generally cheery disposition that everyone knows and loves.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (Gqar8)

318 Hey, you wanna know how I know the Dems know they are losing their asses in about 60 days?

They've taken to citing prediction markets.
A lot.

That's not "ha ha! We're winning!"

That's "fuckity, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck--we need buzz--BUZZ--and we need it now!!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (3cUTc)

319 The RNSC not giving any money to Paxton is why I quit donating to the RNSC, RNCC, and RNC in the mid 2000s. And never give a penny to REDWIN.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (xvV+O)

320 Because polling is broken and keeps getting worse and every single defense of the polling industry is cherrypicking their final polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (BKQOu)

If you can successfully predict that polling will move 7 points to the R's between now and November then it's not broken, it's just lying.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (j6dNk)

321 The doom and gloom around here is incredible no matter how many times you mention past precedence...

Guess I'll have to light my hair on fire again today b/c all is lost....

Geez
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 01, 2026 03:45 PM (VkY89)

Good to see your nic again. Even with all the Gloom, Despair, and Agony, Oh My!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (wVcYX)

322 >> Because polling is broken and keeps getting worse and every single defense of the polling industry is cherrypicking their final polls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (BKQOu)

Is it true Dems are dumping a bunch of money on this guy because they think he can win?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (Pxqpl)

323 "Dark Knight is the first time I ever really enjoyed comic book movies."

It's perfect if you cut out all the boring parts with Batman, and with Alfred.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

324 320
If you can successfully predict that polling will move 7 points to the R's between now and November then it's not broken, it's just lying.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (j6dNk)

========

That's not a prediction. That's an analysis of their past performance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (BKQOu)

325
Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

His name is my name toooooo

Posted by: Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (j6dNk)

326 322 Is it true Dems are dumping a bunch of money on this guy because they think he can win?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (Pxqpl)

========

The vast majority of Talarico's ad buys are fundraising pleas.

Talarico's campaign is a grift.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (BKQOu)

327 For the record it's "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed."

Which totally sounds like a white bread cornpone bubba from central Iowa.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM


Insallah.

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (0sNs1)

328 ...and the NRSC isn’t giving him any funds.

Which means that he won't owe them jacksh*t when he wins. I wonder if Thune has thought about that.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (vTZFs)

329 And Darlene was supposed to be a place holder. That shit changed in a week. They got their hooks into her.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (gl3dd)

330 I think there is something kind of creepy about a pasty white dud complaining about white supremacy.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (S6tOh)

331 329 And Darlene was supposed to be a place holder. That shit changed in a week. They got their hooks into her.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (gl3dd)

======

Trump got his hooks into her by endorsing her because he didn't want Norman to win because Norman endorsed Haley in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (BKQOu)

332 327 For the record it's "Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed."

Which totally sounds like a white bread cornpone bubba from central Iowa.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM

Insallah.
Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (0sNs1)

Heh. Good one.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (Gqar8)

333 "She will not escape abuela boobs/butt "

Durer did some pics about aging German women.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

*Glares* *Glares hard!*

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (wVcYX)

334 If you can successfully predict that polling will move 7 points to the R's between now and November then it's not broken, it's just lying.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (j6dNk)

Well look at the results in the primary in what, Wisconsin? Polls said X, results said Y.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

335 If you can successfully predict that polling will move 7 points to the R's between now and November then it's not broken, it's just lying.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (j6dNk)

Bingo! These polls are not real. They are pushing lies to manipulate the weak-minded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (1z8ji)

336 nood

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

337 Harris was winning in the polls in September. How did that turn out?

This same thing happens every single election. It's not a knew phenomena.

Polls are cooked all summer to drive the narrative the pollster wants and then magically tighten after Labor Day.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m)

338 What Is “Ozempic Vagina”? An Expert Doctor Speaks

https://tinyurl.com/49xetn47
Posted by: AOSHQ Medical Advisory Panel, Sexual Health Division
......

Good grief.
I'll just file this away in my "What I Learned at AoS Today" folder.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

339 yes, new trump something

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (CWTWj)

340 Got to admit I got a good laugh at Cornyn saying he thinks Paxton is a "lazy candidate". Cornyn got the snot pounded out of him by Paxton.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (rNkEQ)

341
He's a "capitalist who supports oil and gas," huh? This demonic plastic mannequin can't even lie convincingly. "I'm an abusive kulak who lords over the other peasants, that's right, vote for me."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 03:43 PM (azNOR)

I can't imagine anyone liking him, he'll say or do anything all while giving off major serial killer vibes

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (yCOgV)

342 Nicholson's Joker was just a cartoon in a cartoon movie.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 03:45 PM (ZEFzw)

It was perfect for the time (1989) and the film.
I enjoyed those Tim Burton Batman films.

Danny DeVito was entertaining as the Penguin and Halle Berry was a well-built Catwoman.

The Batman flicks went downhill after that but the Dark Knight trilogy were much better films overall.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

343 Here's something of interest:

LV and RV voter screening is likely broken.

B/c they're basically getting the same response in polls.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (3cUTc)

344 Well look at the results in the primary in what, Wisconsin? Polls said X, results said Y.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

If polling is always "broken" toward the left, then it's not broken, it's lying.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (j6dNk)

345 That's not a prediction. That's an analysis of their past performance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM


Be careful, there. If you talk about past performance and prediction it becomes math as soon as someone mentions Kalman Filtering.

And I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (S6tOh)

346 321

Good to see your nic again. Even with all the Gloom, Despair, and Agony, Oh My!

Posted by: Count de Monet
---------
Thanks Count, appreciate ya!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (VkY89)

347
Enough.

Elon is projecting 27 Starship launches a DAY by 2030.

Probably not, but all these political worms will craw in submission to the God-Emperor eventually.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (Y8DZL)

348 And Darlene was supposed to be a place holder. That shit changed in a week. They got their hooks into her.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (gl3dd)

No one made that statement. Trump wanted her to step in and she did. He wanted her for the general, and she was in. He wants to keep her in. So your grievance should be with Trump who picked her.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (g47mK)

349 And she spells her name funny.

Posted by: Darlenes and Darleens everywhere at September 01, 2026 03:52 PM (2Ez/1)

350 BTW NH looks tighter than a crabs asshole, and that’s watertight.

I think it may go Republican.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:52 PM (Pxqpl)

351 This for sure is going to get me some sweet high school black radical schlong, isn't it?

Posted by: James Talarico at September 01, 2026 03:52 PM (avzFa)

352 Danny DeVito and Michael Keaton seen together in Batman Returns, were actually reunited from Johnny Dangerously. Took me 35 years to realize.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:52 PM (j6dNk)

353 A cheery thought from DU:

"The Supreme Court has totally demoralized the American people.

Those "people" that thought they were the owners of the White House and the Capitol. They thought it was the "People's House"? But the Supreme Court has disabused them of that silly idea. It may be call the "people's house" but the people have no "standing".

They may as well have filed a quit claim deed and given the property to Donald Trump. He acts as if it all belongs to him anyway. It is disheartening, to say the least.

He is like a squatter that has moved in and refuses to leave. In the meantime, he destroys the property whenever he gets a whim.

And the people that are supposed to own the place, can do nothing about it. Thank you, Supreme Court!

You pieces of crap!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)

354 I can only be annoyed by a remote DC hack for so long. Personal concerns kick in at some point. Good for my sanity, blood pressure, libido, generally cheery disposition that everyone knows and loves.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 03:47 PM (Gqar

The problem with traitors is that once exposed, they can be eliminated. If Trump wins a larger majority, Thune is either replaced, or becomes a non problem going forward and the GOPe wing gets that much weaker.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (uhVAy)

355 If polling is always "broken" toward the left, then it's not broken, it's lying.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM

Really?

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (2Ez/1)

356 Really?

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 01, 2026 03:53 PM (2Ez/1)

Maybe not always

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:55 PM (j6dNk)

357 350 BTW NH looks tighter than a crabs asshole, and that’s watertight.

I think it may go Republican.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:52 PM


Just, how, umm, tight would that be?

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at September 01, 2026 03:55 PM (2Ez/1)

358 >> The problem with traitors is that once exposed, they can be eliminated

I think you meant to say hung, or lit on fire.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:55 PM (Pxqpl)

359 Or is it hanged?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (Pxqpl)

360 Well look at the results in the primary in what, Wisconsin? Polls said X, results said Y.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

If polling is always "broken" toward the left, then it's not broken, it's lying.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 03:51 PM (j6dNk)

The DemSoc leftist lost, and some other Dem drone won, it was D on D combat.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

361 You don't hear Arynne Wexler complaining about hate mail or death threats, and I'm sure she gets them.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (dwBj9)

362 Or is it hanged?
Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (Pxqpl)

yes, hanged.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

363 Re: running out of oil..did you know who originally supported and pushed the theory that oil is a "fossil fuel" that originated in the distant days of the dinosaurs? John Rockefeller when he was building his pile with Standard Oil when oil was just becoming important. Gee, he wouldn't want to make it look like a finite resource, would he? I do believe the Soviets were right on one thing..it is generated continuously at the Earth's core..A field can be drained faster than it refills, sure, and if use goes up exponentially at some point humanity could get ahead of the natural generation but I have spent the last 50 years hearing about how oil was going to run dry in the next 20 years and then how more and more has been found.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (3/XaG)

364 I think there is something kind of creepy about a pasty white dud complaining about white supremacy.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at September 01, 2026 03:49 PM (S6tOh)

Yeah for all we know Paxton is 97 percent black.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)

365 Ok so I’m well hung.

But that guy should be hanged.

Trying to make a mental note here.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 03:58 PM (Pxqpl)

366 A field can be drained faster than it refills, sure, and if use goes up exponentially at some point humanity could get ahead of the natural generation but I have spent the last 50 years hearing about how oil was going to run dry in the next 20 years and then how more and more has been found.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 01, 2026 03:57 PM (3/XaG)

Still finding new fields - heard about one in central Australia. Its location on a super old craton may hint at a non biological origin but in any case, bio origin or not we keep finding new sites to this day. And of course lots of our own sources are still there not empty and could be turned into production.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)

367 Correct me if I am wrong but didn't you predict kammie the kommie was gonna win?
Posted by: Will Robinson


No. But I was convinced the deep state would never allow Trump to be in the Oval Office again.


Glad I was wrong.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 04:13 PM (W2Pud)

368 I'd say he was stepping on his di*k with golf spikes, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have one.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 01, 2026 04:17 PM (Q/FnY)

369 Asking questions are in fact good thing if you are not understanding anything completely, except this paragraph presents fastidious understanding even.

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Posted by: scam online at September 01, 2026 08:50 PM (7TF0X)

Massachusetts "Man" Who Speaks Only Portuguese Arrested for Strangling a Woman After She Refused to Have Sex With Him; He Says He Strangled Her "by Accident" after Going "Crazy"

It could happen anywhere but it mostly happens in blue shitholes.

massachusettsmanaccidentallystrangleswoman.jpg

A man is being held without bail in connection with a woman found dead at her home in Framingham on Thursday. Framingham police said the suspect, 43-year-old Flavio Dias, called 911 stating he killed the victim by mistake and strangled her.

Boy is his face red!

Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card.

The family of the victim, identified as 33-year-old Brianna Connolly, could be seen getting emotional as they heard the details of the case in the courtroom.

...

"He states very clearly, 'Can I have police? A homicide just happened here right now,'" Brandt stated.

Brandt said Dias was speaking in Portuguese.

"He then states, 'I ended up killing a woman by mistake.' He says, 'I went crazy and suffocated her later on, says that he strangled her,' Brandt stated.

Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.


Brandt claimed Dias then stated on the 911 call that he was at the victim's home on Waverly Street in Framingham, and they were doing drugs. He said Dias stated they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex, but she did not.

This sure is a Mystery. We'll probably never solve the crime of the Massachusetts Man.

Oh wait, no, turns out it was easy:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

34m

BREAKING: I'm told by multiple federal sources that the suspect in custody for strangling a woman to death in her home in Framingham, MA on Thursday is a Brazilian illegal alien w/ prior arrests for DUI & aggravated assault w/ a weapon who is believed to have entered the U.S. illegally as a gotaway in 2019.

Sources confirm that ICE has now placed a detainer on 43-year-old Flavio Diaz with law enforcement in Middlesex County, MA.

And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:32 PM




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1 One

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (rNkEQ)

2 Just as innocent as Clancy

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (zjgNU)

3 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (ExV1e)

4 >>> Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

Give him a break, Ace! It was his time of the month.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (Eng1Z)

5 Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (rNkEQ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (ccf/V)

7 And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.

======

And deport the man who's going to cure cancer?

Are you mad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (BKQOu)

8 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.

The state has gotten worse since Whitey Bulger stopped running it...which is saying something

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

9 Oh, I'm seeing red for this one, that's for sure!

Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking kitten paws at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (Wt5PA)

10 An illegal Brazilian in Framingham? You don't say. You. Don't. Say....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (9Q+nP)

11 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:31 PM

They might, he's an oppressed minority with no power whatsoever.

(Except the power over life and death, but who cares about that!?)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (zjgNU)

12 I do that, I'm buried under the prison. Then put to death.

Illegal does it? Maryland Man just trying to live a better life. People make mistakes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V)

13 Out: Curin' cancer

In: Accidentally strangling some chick that won't put out

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

14 I'm sure he's just misunderstood. Totally understandable temporary insanity but he's fine now.

Posted by: AMartel at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (EyAQh)

15 Silver crucifix....check
Garlic necklace....check

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (u9Xr5)

16 Pic shows Dias has foam coming out his ears. No wonder women won't have sex with him.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 This is his culture.

Who are we to judge?

America doesn't even have a culture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (BKQOu)

18 Meh. Someone did something.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L)

19 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

20 His understanding of American customs and laws is, how you say.... limited.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (2Cry5)

21 He had Post Rejection Depression.
He heard her voice in his head telling him to suffocate her.
He's really depressed now.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N)

22 19 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

=======

Her feminist bonafides are unquestioned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (BKQOu)

23 And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace

White American men commit more rapes than undocumented migrants!!!!!

Posted by: AWFL Rape Apologists at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (t19vo)

24 Post-cockblock psychosis. Not guilty.

Posted by: If men and woman were equal at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

25 I said Maryland Man in an obvious hat tip to the glorious illegal human smuggling wife beater that's just trying to raise a family.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V)

26 he killed the victim by mistake and strangled her.

Some people did something.
Mistakes were made.
They were in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.

OrangeMan Bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)

27 I foresee a bunch of married guys making tiktoks where they ask their wives for sex and follow the rejection with "Me too, Flavio."

It'll be a sensation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)

28 Trump: They aren't sending their finest.

The FNM: This is a racist lie. Our undocumented workers are doctors who are going to cure cancer or at least clean our toilets.

Undocumented workers: Oops, sorry I strangled one of your women to death after trying to rape her. My bad!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

29 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (u9Xr5)

30 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM


It's all just a part of that rich, multicultural, urban experience, donchaknow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (9Q+nP)

31 23 And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace

White American men commit more rapes than undocumented migrants!!!!!

Posted by: AWFL Rape Apologists at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (t19vo)

======

"In the aggregate, immigrants (I'm not saying legal vs. illegal for no real reason) commit fewer crimes than native born Americans. And that's the reason I object to deporting any illegal immigrant who commits a crime in America."
-CATO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (BKQOu)

32 "You make sex with me. NOW!"


"No......"

MURDER MURDER MURDER DEATH KILL


"It was an accident......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V)

33 White American men commit more rapes than undocumented migrants!!!!!

100% chance this guy is listed as a white perp in the MA database.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

34 >>>And deport the man who's going to cure cancer?
Are you mad?

lol

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

35 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Abigail Spanberger at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

36 His understanding of American customs and laws is, how you say.... limited.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

====

Or he understands them all too well . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (ZQ2gv)

37 Clearly, his hormones were messed up.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (2Xqig)

38 The Paolo >>> The Flavio.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

39 The fact that the people haven't risen up and laid waste to the entire Biden administration shocks and saddens me........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (ccf/V)

40 So.... it was her house?

Sorry, this is a Darwin award.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (mP0Kj)

41 21 He had Post Rejection Depression.
He heard her voice in his head telling him to suffocate her.
He's really depressed now.
Posted by: bonhomme

The poor guy was so depressed, he couldn't muster the energy to cut himself or leap out the window. Plus he's a Taurus! He's obviously innocent.

Where was Bibi Netanyahu?

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (t19vo)

42 >>>24 Post-cockblock psychosis. Not guilty.

the pain is real, yo

my junk turns blue n' shit for real

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1wjle)

43 Just frigging shoot him and deport the corpse. Nothing fancy, an air drop over brazil is ok.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (Lha6r)

44 A colorful thread in the rich fabric that makes up our wonderful tapestry of Diversity You Guys!!!!

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (YHZy+)

45 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.


What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Abigail Spanberger at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM


Breeder, please....

Posted by: Maura Healey at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (9Q+nP)

46 Clearly, his hormones were messed up.

Jupiter was in Antares. Or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

47 I'm a fair guy, but these blueballs are making me absolutely fucking crazy.

Posted by: Col. Nathan Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (LSV6F)

48 >>>Sorry, this is a Darwin award

well, maybe. I wouldn't take Mr. Flavio's word to be the gold standard.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

49 So.... it was her house?

Sorry, this is a Darwin award.


Guess he said no to "whine me, dine me, 69 me" first part

Posted by: Obligatory at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

50 Every liberal White woman within 50 miles of him just started ovulating.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (/k3in)

51 If only the doctors had more time to get his medications right........Oh well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (ccf/V)

52 Portugese man in MA should have been out raping cod fish in his Dory.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (gm9Sb)

53 Just frigging shoot him and deport the corpse. Nothing fancy, an air drop over brazil is ok.

No need for such a long trip. Just drop him in the nearest sewage treatment facility.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

54 5 Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (rNkEQ)

Oh he'll get plenty of nude pictures, graphically sexual letters and pictures and offers of marriage I'm sure.

Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

55 He was suffering from excess testosterone and postpartum psychosis.

That's what I learned from Forensic Astrology TikTok.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (z2Bza)

56 Flavio Dias? No relation.

Posted by: Flavor Flav at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (wVcYX)

57 Massachusetts "Man" Who Speaks Only Portuguese Arrested for Strangling a Woman After She Refused to Have Sex With Him; He Says He Strangled Her "by Accident" after Going "Crazy"


So he's good, right?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (U0c5a)

58 >>19 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.

The governor must be extremely confident in her security service.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (NcvvS)

59
well, maybe. I wouldn't take Mr. Flavio's word to be the gold standard.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)



What!?!? How racist of you, Ace. I mean. He's an Illegal. Alien. He's only here to do great things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (ccf/V)

60 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (u9Xr5)

61 I can't wait for my sister-in-law to get here Thursday. She and my mother-in-law are visiting for the weekend.

She went to school up in Massachusetts, and she's very much a conservative Christian southern belle.
She's also an RN who told the powers that be what they could do with their jab when they tried to force it on her to keep her job. In southern GA.

Anyways, I have some questions for her regarding her time in Boston.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (Rln0i)

62 I am confuse-ed. American woman always choke my big daddy. Then...she die.

Anyway, when do I get check. I already voted and I need check

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

63 >>>That's what I learned from Forensic Astrology TikTok.

lol. The Astrology Mommysleuths are the absolute worst.

"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

64 "Time will pass and seasons will come and go; Spring with its wavin' green grass and heaps of sweet-smellin' flowers on every hill and in every dale. Then will come sultry Summer, with her shimmerin' heat-waves on the baked horizon; and Fall, with her yeller harvest-moon and the hills growin' brown and golden under a sinkin' sun; and finally Winter, with its bitin' whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow. But you won't be here to see any of 'em, Flavio Dias; not by a dam' sight, because it's the order of this court that you be took to the nearest tree and hanged by the neck till you're dead, dead, dead, you olive-colored son-of¬a-billy-goat."

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (XeU6L)

65 If "But I was so horny" is now a get out of jail free card, American high schools should be interesting.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (Riz8t)

66 Portugese man in MA should have been out raping cod fish in his Dory.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM


That would be "Fall River Man" or "New Bedford Man." "Framingham Man" gets rapey on dry land.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (9Q+nP)

67 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

They absolutely will if they think he's hot enough.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (deNAM)

68 Obviously, this guy's hormones just got the better of him. Who are we to judge?


I kid of course.
Great stuff today, guys.

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (ZxPkt)

69 47 I'm a fair guy, but these blueballs are making me absolutely fucking crazy.
Posted by: Col. Nathan Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (LSV6F)

I believe they are called azul balls in Brazilianese.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (0bjKf)

70 Other ways to handle sexual rejection:
- Offer more money.
- Beg. Cry.
- Other fish in the sea.
- Self-pleasure.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

71 I will actually send a check to his attorney for him if he agrees to submit a Clancy defense

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

72
Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him
Posted by: Smell the Glove


How about a group of men wearing pink? Or should they be wearing blue?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (Cqx++)

73 >>>Brandt claimed Dias then stated on the 911 call that he was at the victim's home on Waverly Street in Framingham, and they were doing drugs. He said Dias stated they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex, but she did not.

Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (odBC9)

74 I'm not ready to pass judgment. First I need to know what is his astrological sign.

Posted by: AWFL at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (mkw2N)

75 64 Thank you for an all time favorite.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (gm9Sb)

76 63
"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

======

Wait...

I'm a Gemini.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

77 Crazy and forgiveness have nothing to do with the crime.

Determine the crime and the fitting punishment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (WXr4y)

78 I believe they are called azul balls in Brazilianese.

Pelotas azules in Spanish.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

79 >>
"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

WHAT? Everyone knows it's Scorpios who are born to kill!

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (NcvvS)

80 To be fair, he's not Portuguese, he's Brazilian.

Many in Brazil speak Portuguese, but that doesn't make them Portuguese, just as many in Central and South America speak Spanish, but it doesn't make them Spanish.

Or the many commenters here who speak Klingon. It doesn't make them Klingon.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

81 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA.

Not even two seconds later, there will be at least twenty liberals saying "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

82 So if he only speaks Portuguese, how exactly did he call police and tell them "he killed the victim by mistake and strangled her."

Does this involve some sort of hocus pocus with Google Translate?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (2Ez/1)

83 WTF is going on in Taxechussetts?

Abortion up to the date of birth, Lindsay Clancy & now this.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (U0c5a)

84 81 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA.

Not even two seconds later, there will be at least twenty liberals saying "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

======

"On the aggregate, immigrants commit fewer crimes, so you shouldn't deport any illegals."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (BKQOu)

85 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.
---------

Well, yeahhhh that IS where this is all headed.....

I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.

Do not think for a minute you can apply logic, reason or humanity to their positions. Death Cult gonna death cult.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (j6dNk)

86
the pain is real, yo

my junk turns blue n' shit for real

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1wjle)



Reminds one of the video from the UK where the 'FoB' is walking in a park harassing women and a guy confronts him.

"I only here to f*ck......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

87 55 He was suffering from excess testosterone and postpartum psychosis.

That's what I learned from Forensic Astrology TikTok.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (z2Bza)

There's a good reason that sort of crap is forbidden to actual Christians. Guess where it comes from?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (dEHLq)

88 lol. The Astrology Mommysleuths are the absolute worst.

"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.
Posted by: ace

Jean Dixon and Dionne Warwick have entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (u9Xr5)

89 It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what my heart meant
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (wVcYX)

90 Judges used to say, whether you knew you were breaking the law or not has no bearing on the fact that you broke the law. You broke the law and that is the crime you are being tried for.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (WXr4y)

91 Dude's been here since 2019, but no speaka da English?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (0sNs1)

92 70 Other ways to handle sexual rejection:
......
- Other fish in the sea.
______

Cold and slimey! Better for eating!

Posted by: Gollum at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (VaC8w)

93 How many are in a Brazillion?

Posted by: The blonde at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (2Ez/1)

94 91 Dude's been here since 2019, but no speaka da English?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (0sNs1)

========

Assimilation is colonialisms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (BKQOu)

95 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA.

Not even two seconds later, there will be at least twenty liberals saying "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

To which I clarify:

Illegals do not commit 'less' crime than Americans. They commit crime 'IN ADDITION' to Americans.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (PGK1w)

96 WTF is going on in Taxechussetts?

Abortion up to the date of birth, Lindsay Clancy & now this.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (U0c5a)
___

S'tan has control big time there.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (Rln0i)

97 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM

That reaction alone should get her impeached, but we live in stupid times.

She clearly never worries that one of the precious 14 year olds in HER life are at risk for rape. Her exalted family is above the concerns of the plebes.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (Eng1Z)

98 >>I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Hmm, and a self-confessed asshole. We're keeping an eye on you, mister!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Joe Friday at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (NcvvS)

99 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)

100 I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.

Do not think for a minute you can apply logic, reason or humanity to their positions. Death Cult gonna death cult.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (j6dNk)

I'm constantly amazed at how the only head that actually appears to work on these Neanderthals is their little one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (dEHLq)

101
Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Those crazies on TikTok really did say that Gemini's kill and they really did call it forensic astrology. Like that's a real thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (z2Bza)

102 Brandt claimed Dias then stated on the 911 call that he was at the victim's home on Waverly Street in Framingham, and they were doing drugs. He said Dias stated they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex, but she did not.


In the old days women would be told to not bring a stranger into your home and you know...its good advice. Doing drugs with the guy is...worse.

Or is the argument they had some sort of relationship?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

103 "Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

======

Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Me too. I am clearly an underachiever.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (zjgNU)

104 Let Flavio Dais continue to feel crazy— in prison —-for life without parole,

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (FCPbW)

105 Proton Mail back up and running. For me anyway. YMMV.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

106 Jean Dixon and Dionne Warwick have entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (u9Xr5)



I miss Miss Cleo........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

107 103
Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Me too. I am clearly an underachiever.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (zjgNU)

=======

Theory:

We are responsible for 1/3 of all unsolved murders in our areas. We just do it in a haze under which we have no memory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (BKQOu)

108 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ZxPkt)

109 Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him
Posted by: Smell the Glove
-------
Charles Manson, the 80-year-old serial killer, was granted a license to marry a 26-year-old woman who dedicated her young life to absolving him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

110 "Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

WHAT? Everyone knows it's Scorpios who are born to kill!
Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer


1. Her Mercury thermometer was in Gatorade.
2. Yeah. I'm a Scorpio. A pitiful example of a Scorpio. 63 yrs old and haven't killed one person.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (U0c5a)

111 Proton Mail back up and running. For me anyway. YMMV.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (Jr5Lq)



Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

112 I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.


From their perspective rape is just a faster way to eliminate whiteness. This isn't a snark.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

113 At JPost: "CENTCOM begins wave of strikes on Iran in retaliation for targeting of US troops in region"

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

114 Let Flavio Dais continue to feel crazy— in prison —-for life without parole,
Posted by: Voter theater. at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (FCPbW)



If the taxpayer is on the hook for anything, it's his trip to a 3rd world shithole prison. We shouldn't be paying for this asshole to get shelter and 3 squares a day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (ccf/V)

115 Again, put him up on federal charges, then, when he is found guilty, hang him.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (eGn4U)

116 There was a Gemini killer. Therefore, all Geminis are killers. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (u9Xr5)

117 Its Mass again. He walks.

Folks ... just pull up a map. Now draw that line from Boston to about Hartford. Now draw to NYC ... and this is tricky, because New York ceases to be NYC surprisingly quickly. Its easy to enclose too much of New York in the shape. For example ... Yonkers. Even that close is not NYC.

Now continue that line through Trenton to Philly. And feel free to bulge it out to the west through Jersey. Keep going to a bit west of Baltimore and down to DC.

Then cut that line to the east, get a good piece of Delaware. Then color that all in like a great game of Qix. Because that's your "crazy". The the source of well over half of the problems, big scale, social and economic in the United States.

We'll draw the line from San Francisco encompassing a whole lot of Old Mexico next lesson.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (ZEFzw)

118 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.
Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ZxPkt)



NOPE.

Posted by: Somali Day Care CEO at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (ccf/V)

119 Remember MA is probably the most crooked state in America. They don't get the attention of CA or IL but this is a state that was run by Whitey Bulger for years...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

120 110 "Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"


I'm a Leo and I haven't killed anyone .... Yet {{{shifty eyes}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (+gK6I)

121 "Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card."

Uh, what? The woman is dead.

I assume we're waiting on a superseding indictment for murder/manslaughter? What the fuck is going on here?

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (oqH4h)

122 Damn it's gotten strange in this neck of the woods.
Framingham has been a Brazilian center since last century.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sl73Y)

123 >>1. Her Mercury thermometer was in Gatorade.
2. Yeah. I'm a Scorpio. A pitiful example of a Scorpio. 63 yrs old and haven't killed one person.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (U0c5a)

Mitigating alignments, no doubt. Moon in Aquarius, for sure.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (NcvvS)

124 Victim stabbed to death in Times Square rampage was VP at Bank of America, just celebrated 2nd wedding anniversary
The Bank of America VP was fatally stabbed near the Crossroads of the World on Monday afternoon.

The woman killed by a knife-wielding maniac in Times Square was a young executive at Bank of America — who had recently celebrated her wedding anniversary,
The Post has learned.
---

Plainly, it says he was manic. Not Guilty by reason of mania.
He was not responsible for his actions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (WXr4y)

125 Massachusetts where a miserable childless lesbian is elected to protect the children

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (rNkEQ)

126 113 At JPost: "CENTCOM begins wave of strikes on Iran in retaliation for targeting of US troops in region"

Disinformation. The news told me that the military ran out of weapons.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (VaC8w)

127 "I ended up killing a woman by mistake."
-----------

His hands fell onto her windpipe for 3 minutes.

Whoops!!!

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (j6dNk)

128 124 The woman killed by a knife-wielding maniac in Times Square was a young executive at Bank of America — who had recently celebrated her wedding anniversary,
The Post has learned.
---

Plainly, it says he was manic. Not Guilty by reason of mania.
He was not responsible for his actions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (WXr4y)

=======

Fat Hispanic lady did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (BKQOu)

129 "I feel his pain"

-- Lyndsay Clancy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

130 Chances we'll get an Law and Order: SVU episode out of this? 50/50, but *Dick* Wolfe would change the race, have Liv Benson navigate the not-so-left-wing machinations of the huwhite NYPD Police Chief, throw in more feminist rhetoric, and then call it a day.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

131 Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card."

Uh, what? The woman is dead.

I assume we're waiting on a superseding indictment for murder/manslaughter? What the fuck is going on here?


Perhaps this is to handle his likely insanity plea on the murder charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

132 76 63
"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

======

Wait...

I'm a Gemini.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)
----

We know about the knife.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (WXr4y)

133 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.
Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM


Stupidity is a construct of the white stolen-land cispatriarchy!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface (D-Everywhere) at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

134 I don't think calling it "suicidal empathy" is getting through to them.

Their hearts are hardened and they wear their evil with pride.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (3cUTc)

135 Remember MA is probably the most crooked state in America. They don't get the attention of CA or IL but this is a state that was run by Whitey Bulger for years...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

I grew up in Illinois. I find it hard to believe that any state is anywhere even close to that level of corruption.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (zjgNU)

136 Let he who has not killed a woman by accident because they went crazy throw the first stone!

Posted by: Some MA Judge getting stoned at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

137 Those crazies on TikTok really did say that Gemini's kill and they really did call it forensic astrology. Like that's a real thing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (z2Bza)
___

The fact that these women believe in horoscopes instead of God is not surprising in the least.
The Lord has very strong words regarding things like astrology, and how it leads to destruction.

That said, My baby bro is a Gemini, and according to these lunatics, he's a threat to his kids because of whatever month he was born in.

The odds of him killing his kids, who are now beautiful young women, is about as likely as me becoming an AWFL.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (Rln0i)

138 "Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card."
--------

And two counts of not returning Catcher in the Rye on time when he was 14.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (j6dNk)

139 =======

Fat Hispanic lady did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (BKQOu)
---

Double mania, it was pink day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (WXr4y)

140 126 113 At JPost: "CENTCOM begins wave of strikes on Iran in retaliation for targeting of US troops in region"

Disinformation. The news told me that the military ran out of weapons.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (VaC8w)

======

The US ran out of munitions in March. There are no bombs left.

And it's literally impossible for the US to get more.

However, Iran? With all of its manufacturing base destroyed? They have super secret supersonic missiles that will destroy all of America any day now as soon as Iran has had enough of a blockade that's totally not working at all anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (BKQOu)

141
The woman killed by a knife-wielding maniac in Times Square was a young executive at Bank of America — who had recently celebrated her wedding anniversary,
The Post has learned.



Killer will be on the street tomorrow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

142 I watched some vids of that Hispanic woman in Times Square. She was surrounded by cops, yet she "spun" up with her butchers knife and charged the cops after being tazed.

I guess they should have just shot the knife out of her hands or something, right?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

143 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.
----

She smiled for the cameras as she signed the "abort your kid at any time bill".

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (TN0g+)

144 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

They absolutely will if they think he's hot enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (deNAM)


Well, to be fair...he does have the same smoldering but severely retarded, alcohol syndrome good looks of a Luigi Mangione.

The Flavio Fan Club starts today!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (iJfKG)

145 >>I'm a Leo and I haven't killed anyone .... Yet {{{shifty eyes}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (+gK6I)

Well, of course not! That's what we said!

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (NcvvS)

146 Remember MA is probably the most crooked state in America. They don't get the attention of CA or IL but this is a state that was run by Whitey Bulger for years...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

I grew up in Illinois. I find it hard to believe that any state is anywhere even close to that level of corruption.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


*Louisiana has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (U0c5a)

147 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

148 We lived in a better country when we restricted all immigration, institutionalized the insane, lobotomized the criminally insane, and sterilized imbeciles.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (qwx/I)

149 Fat Hispanic lady did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

In the study.
With the lead pipe.

Posted by: Welcome to Clue at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (2Ez/1)

150
Maybe the state can accidentally kill him in return.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (VWtfl)

151 133 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.
Posted by: Don Black
---

Spain is in the queue, we'll see come election day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (WXr4y)

152 We know about the knife.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (WXr4y)

"the" knife?

That's like telling me you know about "the" gun.

You are really going to have to narrow it down.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (zjgNU)

153 Her dog told me to choke the bitch out.

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

154 >>> I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.

And the woke women in Ceuta waving in the swarthy illegal men who will try to rape them.

The times, they are stupid.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (Eng1Z)

155 Killer will be on the street tomorrow
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She is nearly perfectly round. I wonder if they will roll her out onto the street.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (VaC8w)

156 >>Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Pisces for the emotional connection, Aries for the action.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (NcvvS)

157 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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No need to wax rhapsodic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

158 Elizabeth Bathory - Leo
Myra Hindley - Leo

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (j6dNk)

159 And the woke women in Ceuta waving in the swarthy illegal men who will try to rape them.

The times, they are stupid.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (Eng1Z)
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (Rln0i)

160 So I was reading a thread on Dana Nessel saying Jews should vote against their own survival to get El-Sayed elected.

The lefties had two different tacks:

1) El Sayed is just a reasonable guy that hates Israel and Jews as all reasonable people do. That doesn't mean he wants to kill ALL the Jews so obviously Nessel is an anti-Islamic bigot

2) Of course El Sayed is a jihadi I mean duh. But he's a jihadi that will vote with us on everything outside of killing the Jews. And I'll take one Senate vote for killing the Jews in return for 51 votes to stop Trump because he's a NAZI!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

161 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM


Then how do you explain Brian Stelter being a Virgo?

Posted by: Joys Behar & Reid at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (zTo9v)

162 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.
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Sounds fishy to me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

163 Same, Flavio.

Posted by: Guy on TikTok holding his blue balls and crying at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (TbWk/)

164
She smiled for the cameras as she signed the "abort your kid at any time bill".
Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (TN0g+)



Surrounded by women laughing and clapping like seals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (ccf/V)

165 Another executive in NYC murdered in the streets by a crazy leftist.

Corporate America's C-Suite should probably look at a clock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (BKQOu)

166 Maybe the state can accidentally kill him in return.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (2Ez/1)

167 It's as if there was a bat signal for looks and mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (u9Xr5)

168 Being Brazilian and almost white, this guy could actually face some jail time.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (2WIwB)

169
Sounds fishy to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)



Smells like tuna, one thing leads to another.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (ccf/V)

170
And from the You Really Can't Make This Shit Up department...

Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Benito Mussolini.

All Leos

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (j6dNk)

171 Kooks

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (u9Xr5)

172 Our only concern is that we can continue to treat him so that he doesn't get too loose with the truth!

Posted by: CIAmerican Psychiatric Association at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (Pu/zx)

173 Note the bullshit language.

He says "I killed her". Yet he's just a suspect.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (ZEFzw)

174 "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

--

There's an argument won by conceding the point. Yes, we already have an endemic crime problem here.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (NYInA)

175 "According to police, the victim and suspect were known to each other. . . . . Dias allegedly said she was at his house and they were doing drugs when they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex and she did not not."

Why am I not surprised? Ladies, please for the love of all that is right and good, stop shacking up with degenerate illegal aliens who can't speak English. Your lives may depend on it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

176
Outta the way, Lame-asses!

It's the Age of Aquarius!!!


https://tinyurl.com/4387yzzp

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (iJfKG)

177 >>Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Then you have a 1 in 12 chance of success.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (qwype)

178 Between California destroying its utility companies and New York allowing God's mistakes back on the street, corporate America's gonna take a real close look at South Dakota.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (qwx/I)

179 >>> Chances we'll get an Law and Order: SVU episode out of this? 50/50, but *Dick* Wolfe would change the race, have Liv Benson navigate the not-so-left-wing machinations of the huwhite NYPD Police Chief, throw in more feminist rhetoric, and then call it a day.

Followed by the barely concealed Clancy episode where it turns out the husband DID strangle all his kids and push his wife out of the second story window, but framed her for it.

What a twofer!

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (Eng1Z)

180 Virgos know things. Bedroom things.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (wVcYX)

181 157 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Careful.

Posted by: Nair down there at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)

182 I'm really sorry. No, really I am.

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (PE5pE)

183 IIRC 1/3 of all violent crime is by illegals.

Unless we have more then 100m of them they commit way more crime then citizens.

The left claims immigrants commit less crime then citizens by counting legal immigrants instead who generally do commit less crime since they are being monitored through their citizenship process.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

184 Note the bullshit language.

He says "I killed her". Yet he's just a suspect.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (ZEFzw)


"She wouldn't make sex with me. She hung herself because of it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

185 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.


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We all know it was the woman's husband who actually strangled her and framed Massachusetts Man.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (nCTkv)

186
BREAKING: I'm told by multiple federal sources that the suspect in custody for strangling a woman to death in her home in Framingham, MA on Thursday is a Brazilian illegal alien w/ prior arrests for DUI & aggravated assault w/ a weapon who is believed to have entered the U.S. illegally as a gotaway in 2019.

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He should have gotten the trebuchet after his first arrest. The only conclusion I can draw is that the crimes he committed, including the murder, were what his benefactors wanted him to do.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (VWtfl)

187 Would it be possible to make it a Federal crime for an illegal alien to commit murder or serious bodily harm anywhere in the USA?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (1z8ji)

188 The killer had a relationship with his victim. If he speaks only Portuguese, how did they communicate? I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

189 What is "no means no" in Portuguese or Swahili or Farsi?

Defense lawyers will say in "his culture" it is fine to strangle the white wommens if they say no. This is why there are pamphlets in English for the sweet raft people in the UK, explaining no to them (it does not matter that they can't read at all in any language, the pamphlets are there for protection).

Maybe abortion should be extended to being legal for illegal immigrants who are confused as to our culture. It's ok!

I would not last long as a defense attorney who thought her client was guilty. Probably one of theses sweet innocents would find a way to kill me, too.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (hzuYO)

190 From Jury Deadlocked:

163 I do wonder if Islam, despite its many deficiencies, will eventually triumph over the West.

A system that explicitly reduces women to a second-place status has major competitive advantages over whatever it is we have now.

I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

2020s America? Not so much.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (aD4fx)


I once saw a photo of a mural of an abstract family, even more abstract than the usual decals on the back of SUVs. Man, woman (in burka), two children. The man is holding an umbrella that reportedly says 'Sharia' in Arabic script, and it is shielding his family from a sinister rainbow pouring from the sky. (I forget what the caption said for location, maybe the UAE.)

And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (ke3zm)

191 Ladies, please for the love of all that is right and good, stop shacking up with degenerate illegal aliens who can't speak English. Your lives may depend on it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
___

Oh don't worry, I'm not.

I married a Christian white boy from the south.
Momma didn't raise no fool.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (Rln0i)

192 183 IIRC 1/3 of all violent crime is by illegals.

Unless we have more then 100m of them they commit way more crime then citizens.

The left claims immigrants commit less crime then citizens by counting legal immigrants instead who generally do commit less crime since they are being monitored through their citizenship process.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

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1/3 of all REPORTED crime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (BKQOu)

193 Killer will be on the street tomorrow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM


Not unless there's a zombie apocalypse before then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (9Q+nP)

194 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Then you have a 1 in 12 chance of success.
Posted by: Roy
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Hold it...what about the cusps?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

195 "On the aggregate, immigrants commit fewer crimes, so you shouldn't deport any illegals."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Per Capita ignores the restraining order and enters the chat.

I would also argue so why should we import criminals if these are crimes that Americans will do.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (/k3in)

196 "the" knife?

That's like telling me you know about "the" gun.

You are really going to have to narrow it down.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Didn't know about the gun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (WXr4y)

197 193 Killer will be on the street tomorrow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM

Probably not getting released, but he's also not getting turned over to ICE

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

198 Would it be possible to make it a Federal crime for an illegal alien to commit murder or serious bodily harm anywhere in the USA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (1z8ji)



Immigration fraud is federal. Therefore, any crime committed why here committing immigration fraud should also be federal.

But I'm just a stupid American living in fear from death by illegal alien.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (ccf/V)

199 He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card.
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Golly, its almost as if we're not a very serious society these days.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (TN0g+)

200 You-Know-Who falls under the Sun sign of Taurus, with Leo as his Ascendant, Capricorn as his Moon sign, and Gemini as his Black Moon Lilith sign.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

201 I think we need to take a lesson from woah fat over in N Korea and start executing criminal illegals with artillery cannons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (Lha6r)

202 I'm told by multiple federal sources that the suspect in custody for strangling a woman to death in her home in Framingham, MA on Thursday is a Brazilian illegal alien w/ prior arrests for DUI & aggravated assault w/ a weapon who is believed to have entered the U.S. illegally as a gotaway in 2019.
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*looks around for shocked face*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Rln0i)

203 Solved crime

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (j6dNk)

204 >>> I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs, every high school had a shooting club, and pickup trucks in the HS parking lot had a shotgun in the back window. Supposedly.

As the meme goes, my generation doesn't even realize what was stolen from us.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Eng1Z)

205 91 Dude's been here since 2019, but no speaka da English?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Friend of my mom's had a patient who had been living in the US for over 20 years and didn't speak English.

This friend came from Peru with her husband and their two children, fought like hell to become Americans and learned English through immersion. She was not very kind to that woman when she heard that.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (/k3in)

206 Between California destroying its utility companies and New York allowing God's mistakes back on the street, corporate America's gonna take a real close look at South Dakota.

Corporate America is still largely pushing this. Just go into the spending of any company large enough to do "philanthropy".

If anything turns Texas blue, it'll be the corporate exodus.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (ZEFzw)

207 Maybe I'm a Leo but I ain't a lion

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM (Cqx++)

208 175 "According to police, the victim and suspect were known to each other. . . . . Dias allegedly said she was at his house and they were doing drugs when they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex and she did not not."

Why am I not surprised? Ladies, please for the love of all that is right and good, stop shacking up with degenerate illegal aliens who can't speak English. Your lives may depend on it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

But what they REALLY want is a nice guy.

Posted by: All these daft trouts at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM (TbWk/)

209 Who among us hasn't strangled a woman to death "by mistake"?

It happens all the time, you racists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM (c+HDg)

210 I once saw a photo of a mural of an abstract family, even more abstract than the usual decals on the back of SUVs. Man, woman (in burka), two children. The man is holding an umbrella that reportedly says 'Sharia' in Arabic script, and it is shielding his family from a sinister rainbow pouring from the sky. (I forget what the caption said for location, maybe the UAE.)

And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.
Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (ke3zm)




Sharia protects them from the onslaught of homosexuality by killing them. The umbrella prevents them from getting crushed from above by the bodies chucked from rooftops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (ccf/V)

211 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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No need to wax rhapsodic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

Don't get nutty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (wVcYX)

212
As the meme goes, my generation doesn't even realize what was stolen from us.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Eng1Z)

My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (z2Bza)

213 > Golly, its almost as if we're not a very serious society these days.

It's Mass. They don't count.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (mkw2N)

214 He didn't strangle strangle.

Posted by: Whoopi at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (2Ez/1)

215 I think we need to take a lesson from woah fat over in N Korea and start executing criminal illegals with artillery cannons.
Posted by: Berserker
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The Brits did that in India, aka, 'Rent asunder'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (XeU6L)

216 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Then you have a 1 in 12 chance of success.
Posted by: Roy

***

Trixie, my sophomore year in college. Best piece I ever had.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (2WIwB)

217 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.

Thank the first Amnesty. Thank Ronnie.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (ZEFzw)

218
Probably not getting released, but he's also not getting turned over to ICE
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)



I mean, it's not like NYC has a history of putting murderers back on the streets or anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (ccf/V)

219 I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

2020s America? Not so much.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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The most leftist Democrat in office would not have allowed the open border or an Islamist in the country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (WXr4y)

220 > pickup trucks in the HS parking lot had a shotgun in the back window. Supposedly.

There's no supposedly about it. That was still the case when I was in high school, a lot more recently than the 1950s.

Often a shotgun and a rifle, 'cause you never knew what kind of food was going to make itself known on your daily commute.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (c+HDg)

221 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.
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Early 80s in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (TN0g+)

222 We really need to have to make failure to enforce previous crime convictions a charge on the officials involved if they do more crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (uhVAy)

223
Thank the first Amnesty. Thank Ronnie.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (ZEFzw)



Reagan had a deal with the Democrats. He f*cked up. He trusted them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (ccf/V)

224 But what they REALLY want is a nice guy.
Posted by: All these daft trouts at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM


Ahem.

6-6-6-6

Posted by: What's Really Important at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

225 Feminists: We have to teach men to stop raping!

Also feminists: You can't judge immigrants if they don't understand our sexual mores that would be racist

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)

226
The real six six six that women want:

Six catch and releases
Six Tren de Aragua tattoos
Six sombreros

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (j6dNk)

227
Early 80s in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (TN0g+)



Still in the windows of pickups when I graduated in 90 in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (ccf/V)

228 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.
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Sounds fishy to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Not gonna take the easy "smells" joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:05 PM (U0c5a)

229 He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card.
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So let me get this straight--you can ask the doctor who's 30 minutes away from delivering your baby to *instead* abort it without fault...BUT....you'll get charged if are found in possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card???

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (TN0g+)

230 Still in the windows of pickups when I graduated in 90 in Texas.

Late 80s in Rural Indiana.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (ZEFzw)

231 I learned it from you, Dad!

Posted by: Hunter Biden's bastard Portuguese son at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XnGK2)

232 Hello, Police. I'd like to report an accidental killing. I wanted chicken for dinner, and my wife wanted a kale salad. Huh? Yes...I'll hold.

(Ray Coniff music)

Oh, you're back. What? No, no, just kale and I think croutons. No ...no meat. Yeah, that's what I said. Chicken would be great on a salad. It's real food, but she wasn't having it. Huh? (laughing on the line) Where's the body now? Oh, well, my neighbor has it.

(silence)

Well, how do I explain this? My neighbor is a short Ewok looking guy who always drives a Vespa. He was trying to train these neighborhood crows, so he asked if he could have it....

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (dIske)

233 "For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs, every high school had a shooting club, and pickup trucks in the HS parking lot had a shotgun in the back window. Supposedly.

As the meme goes, my generation doesn't even realize what was stolen from us.

Posted by: LizLem"


Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (GUOwU)

234 I graduated in rural PA in the early 90"s. Could have started war with the guns in the student parking lot.

0 issues or problems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (u9Xr5)

235 We lived in a better country when we restricted all immigration, institutionalized the insane, lobotomized the criminally insane, and sterilized imbeciles.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (qwx/I)

Agree 100%

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (g8Ew8)

236 I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs,
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Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

237 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.
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Early 80s in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Crusader


And Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (U0c5a)

238 He's a-nice-a boy. He's a-strangle the crack whore, but he's a-nice-a boy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (bX16E)

239 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.


Same in Washington. Hell, during hunting season, we'd get together over lunch and talk hunting, guns, and places to go. Teachers included. High school was about 45 minutes from some decent hunting areas. Good times.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (2WIwB)

240 Not unless there's a zombie apocalypse before then.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (9Q+nP)


Speaking of zombie apocalypses...

We saw "Colony" over the weekend.

It's an excellent zombie movie from the same guy who wrote and directed "Train From Busan".

Fun, exciting horror/action movie. Great twists and changes on the usual zombie memes. Solid script, great directing, great acting.

It's a Korean movie so no DEI or sucker punches.

Great fun, summer entertainment. Worth seeing on the big screen.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (iJfKG)

241 But what they REALLY want is a nice guy.

Only after they stop being a train station and they want a financially stable man to pick up the check.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (/k3in)

242 Portuguese for no sounds like english no so he knew what she was saying...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

243 230 Still in the windows of pickups when I graduated in 90 in Texas.

Late 80s in Rural Indiana.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (ZEFzw)

I see why they don't allow it now.... Guns have gone rogue... They go around shooting people all on their own.. Ask Fat Man in Chicago...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (+gK6I)

244 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley


Now do the bed of a pickup truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (U0c5a)

245 Not gonna take the easy "smells" joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:05 PM


Where's rickb223, and what have you done with him ???

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (0sNs1)

246 226
The real six six six that women want:

Six catch and releases
Six Tren de Aragua tattoos
Six sombreros
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (j6dNk)

Six violent felonies
Six drug connections
Six baby mamas

Posted by: Such nice guys at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

247 1/3 of all REPORTED crime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (BKQOu)

Note that the "doing illegal drugs" and possibly "procuring illegal drugs" aren't crimes here that anyone is going to count or charge.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (uhVAy)

248 > bounce around in the back seat of the car.
Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM
(GUOwU)

Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

They'd throw you UNDER the jail for that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (c+HDg)

249 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.


Same in Washington. Hell, during hunting season, we'd get together over lunch and talk hunting, guns, and places to go. Teachers included. High school was about 45 minutes from some decent hunting areas. Good times.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Very true in rural SC. I never, never , heard anyone talk about shooting another person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (XeU6L)

250 Reagan had a deal with the Democrats.

To their credit, they did not try to assassinate him again.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (E/qck)

251 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley


Now do the bed of a pickup truck.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (U0c5a)

Now do the bed of a pickup truck on a huge unstable mound of newspapers and magazines on 'paper drives'

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (uhVAy)

252 Note that the "doing illegal drugs" and possibly "procuring illegal drugs" aren't crimes here that anyone is going to count or charge.

Guess she didn't understand at first when he said he wanted a little crack from her...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (sKqQm)

253 > . They go around shooting people all on their own..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (+gK6I)

The gun "just went off" is nearly as risible as "strangled her by mistake".

Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:10 PM (c+HDg)

254 Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

They'd throw you UNDER the jail for that nowadays.


Yep any of those Clancy supporters would lock you up and throw out they key for endangering those kids...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 01, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

255 Sexual rejection. Don't it make my brown balls blue.

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 02:10 PM (wVcYX)

256 >>200 You-Know-Who falls under the Sun sign of Taurus, with Leo as his Ascendant, Capricorn as his Moon sign, and Gemini as his Black Moon Lilith sign.

You musclin' in on my bidness?

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (NcvvS)

257 Same in Washington.

Another state dominated, if not by a city, by a region. Seattle is ... well ... special. The most passive-aggressive people I've ever seen as a uniform culture not Indian.

Yet go two hours in North or East. As redneck as anywhere else.

That little strip on the Pacific should go their own way. And everybody else should go another. They'd both be happier.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (ZEFzw)

258 ------

Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)
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Walgreen's, downtown, had a stack of Garands for sale.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (WXr4y)

259 Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Must have been one of those full-auto Glocks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)

260 ¿Come se dice ?
biotch give it up

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (/+uur)

261 Another state dominated, if not by a city, by a region. Seattle is ... well ... special. The most passive-aggressive people I've ever seen as a uniform culture not Indian.

Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

262
Six violent felonies
Six drug connections
Six baby mamas


Five golden rings...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (Cqx++)

263 uhhh that spicy torta we were joking about this morning ... murdered a young lady - an exec at Bank of America

I had no idea JESUS

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (j+aD2)

264 Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)
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Walgreen's, downtown, had a stack of Garands for sale.

Posted by: Braenyard
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WTF was wrong with me that didn't buy something...many somethings?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (XeU6L)

265 2. Yeah. I'm a Scorpio. A pitiful example of a Scorpio. 63 yrs old and haven't killed one person.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (U0c5a)
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Same here, but I am 66 and no human kills. . . . .so far.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (JNTt1)

266 I recently saw two couples in their 20s in a restaurant. The males looked kinda sorta middle Eastern. The females were white bread white.
The two females were wearing headscarves. Not hijabs or niquabs, but headscarves that completely covered their hair and wrapped around their face. They also wore some thin flowing garments over western clothing. They weren't overweight and each had a pretty face.
The males wore jeans and western culture shirts.
I watched the couples the entire time I was there. The guys talked with each other, and the females chatted, twittered and giggled like any twenty somethings would do.
But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)

267 "Flavio Dias" sounds like a catch phrase for a Mexican restaurant.

Flavio dias, amigo!


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (c+HDg)

268 Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

Vote fraud in the cities and university towns. Endemic.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (uhVAy)

269 Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

Sounds like PTA Drag Queen Gay Bobs Storytime Hours and Heavy Petting Zoo

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (/+uur)

270 261 Another state dominated, if not by a city, by a region. Seattle is ... well ... special. The most passive-aggressive people I've ever seen as a uniform culture not Indian.

Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

========

Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Blue wave, guys.

Blue wave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:14 PM (BKQOu)

271 I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

If he’s been here since 2019 he knows enough English to talk about drugs and getting high with her in her house.

These foreigners who commit crimes love to play stupid when it helps them, it also forces the cops to provide translators which just makes everything take twice as long.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:14 PM (6ydKt)

272 Nine times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I don't remember him being sick nine times.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:14 PM (j6dNk)

273 "Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

They'd throw you UNDER the jail for that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"?

About 4 years ago I was driving with top off my jeep on a wild country road and let my son and his friend stand up in back seat. Hidden cop pulled me over, gave me two ticks and a little lecture about safety blah, blah, blah... I was tempted to tell the young, eager officer about how it was before he was even born and this was a big nothing. Had to hold my tongue to avoid trouble.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:15 PM (GUOwU)

274
Now do the bed of a pickup truck on a huge unstable mound of newspapers and magazines on 'paper drives'
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (uhVAy)

Oh I can totally see this comment and I lived it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:15 PM (z2Bza)

275 > Now do the bed of a pickup truck.

When my dad's feeling morose, he starts telling dark stories. One of them is the time he saw a truck filled with kids in the bed flip over. The people in the cab survived. The kids were in pieces.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)

276 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?

Because a non trivial number of women want something like this. I'm going to assume those guys had some money and some Testosterone unlike the soibois the girls normally interact with.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

277 For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs,
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Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

M1 Garands for $35. Lee Enfields for $13. German Mausers $15.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (g8Ew8)

278 > he knows enough English

Why is an illegal alien like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it, the more English you get out of it.

Posted by: Racist Joke of the Day at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (c+HDg)

279 Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)


Maine. Worked a few of those towns. They check you out for a couple days, before they warm up and tell you about how of this is complete bullshit and wanna' have a beer ?

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (ZEFzw)

280 WTF was wrong with me that didn't buy something...many somethings?
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No one ever dreamed America would come to this.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (WXr4y)

281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

282 My high school had/still has a rifle range in the basement. I doubt they use it any more, but my brother qualified at that range, in class.

The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)

283 >>>>200 You-Know-Who falls under the Sun sign of Taurus, with Leo as his Ascendant, Capricorn as his Moon sign, and Gemini as his Black Moon Lilith sign.

>>You musclin' in on my bidness?

For me, Sun sign Libra, Virgo Ascendant, Aries Moon. Born under a Full Moon. No real excess of hair at those times, though. No worries, Warren.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (NcvvS)

284 Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

M1 Garands for $35. Lee Enfields for $13. German Mausers $15.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM


Those were the days, my friend.
We thought they'd never end.
They'd last forever and a day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (0sNs1)

285 I recently saw two couples in their 20s in a restaurant. The males looked kinda sorta middle Eastern. The females were white bread white.
The two females were wearing headscarves. Not hijabs or niquabs, but headscarves that completely covered their hair and wrapped around their face. They also wore some thin flowing garments over western clothing. They weren't overweight and each had a pretty face.
The males wore jeans and western culture shirts.
I watched the couples the entire time I was there. The guys talked with each other, and the females chatted, twittered and giggled like any twenty somethings would do.
But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)
_________

They wear the burka so they don't have to wear the handmaiden outfits

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

286 Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It’s possible he did shoot her accidentally the first time, and after she was dead he figured “Why not? The bitch won’t feel it anyway.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (6ydKt)

287 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

He isn't at the head of the line for treason that I can recall. This might change when those ahead of him get struck down, but hopefully we have a bigger cushion.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (uhVAy)

288 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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Set apart virtue mated with a false sense of security.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (WXr4y)

289 279 Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)
________________________________

NH reworked their election rules just before the 2024 General election (and they weren't applied in 2024), but they will be applied for the midterms to the GOP's favor. No more bus loads of Massholes coming up on election day to register and vote.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (dIske)

290 281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

========

Probably a step up from Tillis, Cornyn, Cassidy, and Mitch. Maybe on equal to Ernst who keeps her antagonism behind closed doors, but does have the antagonism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (BKQOu)

291 I was born under a bad sign.

Posted by: Albert King at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (XnGK2)

292 "Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind."

To be fair, we've made a lot of progress in the USA over decades on highway safety. Your pickup driver might be the best driver evah, but some other asshole can easily crash into him. It's probably better not to transport kid's sports teams that way any more. Some few laws do make some sense.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

293 The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)
___

In His infinite Mercy, some of us live in enclaves where there is no such fear, irrational or otherwise.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (Rln0i)

294 285 They wear the burka so they don't have to wear the handmaiden outfits

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

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That's a good bon mot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (BKQOu)

295 Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It’s possible he did shoot her accidentally the first time, and after she was dead he figured “Why not? The bitch won’t feel it anyway.”
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (6ydKt)

How many times did he miss? If there were, say, 50 shots fired 9 hits might be considered accidental.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)

296 How do you say Gooder and Harder in Portuguese

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (6bj4g)

297 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?
______

Fighting the patriarchy!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (VaC8w)

298 Now do the bed of a pickup truck on a huge unstable mound of newspapers and magazines on 'paper drives'
Posted by: Oldcat


Stacked hay wagons thru town. All the kids laid out on the top.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (U0c5a)

299 Breaking911
@Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
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Good luck getting home safe from the game, missy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

300 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM


*raises glass of hot hose water*

Cheers!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (9Q+nP)

301 290 281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.
+++

Yeah, let's talk about polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 01, 2026 02:22 PM (2Ez/1)

302 How do you say Gooder and Harder in Portuguese
Posted by: 496


Melhor e mais dificil

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:22 PM (U0c5a)

303 299 Breaking911
@Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
______________________

Yikes! We're talking about a fanbase that throws ice and snow at Santa Claus because he was holding up the game.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (dIske)

304
The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026


Do they still wear those cute little skirts?

Uh, asking for a friend

Posted by: David French at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

305 301 290 281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.
+++

Yeah, let's talk about polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 01, 2026 02:22 PM (2Ez/1)

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Her polls vastly overcounted white college educated voters and vastly undercounted white non-college educated voters.

But, I'm sure it's the only one doing that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (BKQOu)

306 Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...
____

European style politics. A left-of-center candidate versus a slightly-right-of-left-of-center candidate.Status quo uber alles.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 02:24 PM (VaC8w)

307 Do they still wear those cute little skirts?

Uh, asking for a friend
Posted by: David French


No, their balls keep showing

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:24 PM (U0c5a)

308 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen"

Beats me.

/wait for it

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)

309 The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
====

Good luck getting home safe from the game, missy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

310 Do they still wear those cute little skirts?

Uh, asking for a friend
Posted by: David French


No, their balls keep showing


I'll be in my bunk!

Posted by: David French at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

311 On the first day of deport the ICE man gave to me
A Mexican hiding in a tree

On the second day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Two Guatemalans and a Mexican hiding in a tree


On the third day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Three Salvadorans, two Guatemalans, and a Mexican hiding in a tree

On the fourth day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Four Thailand trannies, three Salvadorans, two Guatemalans, and a Mexican hiding in a tree

On the fifth day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Five. Cocaine. Mules. Four Thailand trannies, three Salvadorans, two Guatemalans, and a Mexican hiding in a tree



Posted by: Racist Joke of the Day at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (c+HDg)

312 The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)
___

In His infinite Mercy, some of us live in enclaves where there is no such fear, irrational or otherwise.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (Rln0i)


Most dangerous tool in my house isn't ANY of my guns.

Its my 12" sliding compound miter saw. I'm nervous every-time I use it. And I refuse to use a chain-saw.

Also a little sketch, now and then, depending on the Port-A-Band cut.

Every gun I own, by comparison, is pretty damn easy. Not joking.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (ZEFzw)

313 The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026


Aren't the Eagles the team who came up with the "Tush Push" play?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

314 Breaking911
@Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
====

Good luck getting home safe from the game, missy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)
______

The dumbest thing about that isn't that they have male cheerleaders doing what male cheerleaders do at those cheer competitions. You know, throwing girls in the air, doing feats of strength, etc. That's kinda cool and requires real athleticism.

Nah. The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

315
She murdered three people. Life without parole is appropriate.

Are there extenuating circumstances to reduce the sentence? No. Quite the opposite, in point of fact. She murdered her own children, and not in some sneaky way where they wouldn't know what happened. One in front of the next.

This should have been done in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)

316 Dias just wanted to pick lettuce and peppers and cilantro for the local farmers market. Salt of the earth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Ujrb8)

317
Gen pop. Funny how there was a rumor going around that he was a kiddie rapist who hated black and white people both so much that he was snitching to the warden about who was smuggling drugs into the prison.

Shame how someone shanked him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (y9nCu)

318 OTOH, George W. Bush was a cheerleader at Yale University during his undergraduate years.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

319 >>> Reagan had a deal with the Democrats. He f*cked up. He trusted them.

This also applies to Reagan trusting Fauci on the HHS policies on AIDS. And Fauci not approving alternate AIDS drugs so he could line his pocket with the federally approved one.

We finally know how bad all this rot was, decades too late, almost too late to do anything about it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Eng1Z)

320 The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)

We had Hunter’s Education as semester long elective class at my middle school.

Learned about different types of rifles and guns in detail. Learned about handling firearms safely and hunting safety. By the end you could get your hunting license if you wanted. I’d say in the class of thirty that about a third were girls.

It finished up with skeet shooting at a range nearby.

I doubt they still have that class even here in SC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (6ydKt)

321 Oh he'll get plenty of nude pictures, graphically sexual letters and pictures and offers of marriage I'm sure.
Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt

I sent him mine already! I've got something all those other bitches don't...an intimate knowledge of how to please a man!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (t19vo)

322 And the woke women in Ceuta waving in the swarthy illegal men who will try to rape them.

It's the AWFL Master Plan:
1) Make all the men in your own country whimpering betas under the guise of stopping "toxic masculinity".
2) Betas don't make your cooter vibrate like minotaurs do.
3) Muslims, minotaurs, close enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

323 These foreigners who commit crimes love to play stupid when it helps them

Had a buddy who worked security for Target. He loved it when the Vietnamese kids tried stealing. He'd let them protest "I no speak English" for a few minutes before he would say "Do you understand me now?" in Vietnamese.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (/k3in)

324 "I refuse to use a chain-saw."

Me too. I know my limitations.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

325 We had Hunter’s Education as semester long elective class at my middle school.

Did that cover the laptop? Or smoking parmesan?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

326 If the Eagles have male cheerleaders it won't be long until the Eagles fans start hitting them with batteries (see Santa Claus)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (rNkEQ)

327 > 2) Betas don't make your cooter vibrate like minotaurs do.

"Tied Up and Spanked by a Billionaire Werewolf: a novel"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:28 PM (c+HDg)

328 >>> To be fair, we've made a lot of progress in the USA over decades on highway safety. Your pickup driver might be the best driver evah, but some other asshole can easily crash into him. It's probably better not to transport kid's sports teams that way any more. Some few laws do make some sense.

Mansfield bar was a good invention, sad why it had to be invented. RIP Jayne Mansfield.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Eng1Z)

329 Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)
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That's the good kind of male cheerleader.

Not what we're talking about. This dude has pom-poms.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (RIvkX)

330 Most dangerous tool in my house isn't ANY of my guns.

Its my 12" sliding compound miter saw. I'm nervous every-time I use it. And I refuse to use a chain-saw.
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The only saw I'm not nervous around...is a M249.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Rln0i)

331 I'll make Flavio wait a bit. Tease him, even. It's will make the sex all the more passionate and intense.

Quite unlike the mild, overly gentle, fumbling encounter I had that one night with Todd from Accounting.

Posted by: 33-year-old Brianna Connolly at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (wVcYX)

332 Hold it...what about the cusps?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)
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Ask a female friend of yours about the cusp sizes. . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (JNTt1)

333 George W. Bush was a cheerleader at Yale University during his undergraduate years."

Rah,rah,sis boom bah!

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)

334 The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
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Yikes! We're talking about a fanbase that throws ice and snow at Santa Claus because he was holding up the game.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (dIske)

Batteries.

They threw batteries at Santa.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (PGK1w)

335 325 We had Hunter’s Education as semester long elective class at my middle school.

Did that cover the laptop? Or smoking parmesan?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

Or the whoring? Wait, that would be health class.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

336 Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

Nope.

That's not what these dudes are doing. They're twerking and grinding, just like the girls. In solo acts!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (PGK1w)

337 And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.
Posted by: SciVo


That would certainly be one way of finding out who is an ignorant fool with sub-moronic IQ and no knowledge of history and likes to shoot himself and hie country in the foot.

You could probably also find this out by seeing if he responds to an email from Nigerian prince with $300 million dollars that needs to be parked in a non-Nigerian country.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (vJrRc)

338 It's true that there have always been male cheerleaders for throwing the girlies up in the air, being the bottom level of a giant pyramid, and similar things.

However, this guy (actual Philadelphia Eagles "cheerleader"):

https://tinyurl.com/4r7zfrs5

Isn't going to be throwing anyone or anything in the air.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (c+HDg)

339 When I lived in Philly I was told the police had a station, jail, and courthouse at the Vet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (RIvkX)

340 There's a couple of channels where a nebbishy white guy gets on channels with foreign girls or goes to a ethnic restaurant or nail salon then slowly reveals he's totally fluent in their language.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (uhVAy)

341 "They threw batteries at Santa."

So Santa can deliver more toys with batteries pre-installed.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

342 "I refuse to use a chain-saw."

Me too. I know my limitations.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (Jr5Lq)


Anybody here that ever says they've never had one "kick back" on them is a liar. And there is no way to practically use that damn thing without "kick back" being on the table.

I'll limb trees now with a Sawz-All. Using about three cuts where one with a chain will do.

And I shit you not. If its off the ground ? Home Depot rents a lift for less than $100 a day. I'll do it all in a day.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (ZEFzw)

343 Batteries.

They threw batteries at Santa.


What an unfortunate thing to happen on dozen-egg night!

Posted by: Bob Costas at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

344 Batteries.

They threw batteries at Santa.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (PGK1w)
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I was at the game. Mostly chunks of ice. The batteries were going at the refs.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (dIske)

345 Are you not culturally enriched?

Posted by: M.D. Meridius (deceased) at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (HjX0A)

346 Oh I forgot…

My Hunter’s Education teacher was a short redneck gal who knew more about guns than Sam Colt.

One of the few classes I can remember details of from way back then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (6ydKt)

347 Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

Nope.

That's not what these dudes are doing. They're twerking and grinding, just like the girls. In solo acts!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Yeah. They're not doing the college stunts.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (U0c5a)

348 Batteries.
They threw batteries at Santa

Vibrating, Rested, and Ready!
*team colors, too!*

Posted by: Green Dildos at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XnGK2)

349 And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.

Now lets talk about Black Men. Lou Alcindor and Cassius Clay enter the chat.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (ZEFzw)

350 Hold it...what about the cusps?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM

They come in different sizes.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)

351
It finished up with skeet shooting at a range nearby.

I doubt they still have that class even here in SC.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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My lovely 10th grade female English teacher was also a state champ skeet shooter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

352 They threw batteries at Santa.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (PGK1w)
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I was at the game. Mostly chunks of ice. The batteries were going at the refs.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (dIske)

Somehow, that actually makes me feel better about that whole incident...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (PGK1w)

353 338 It's true that there have always been male cheerleaders for throwing the girlies up in the air, being the bottom level of a giant pyramid, and similar things.

However, this guy (actual Philadelphia Eagles "cheerleader"):

https://tinyurl.com/4r7zfrs5

Isn't going to be throwing anyone or anything in the air.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (c+HDg)

Looks more like a "catcher" to me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

354 Did that cover the laptop? Or smoking parmesan?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

Blowing shotguns.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

355
Nah. The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

That's an apt description of the cheerleader in question.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (z2Bza)

356 Someday, and it might be sooner than one thinks...a relative of one of these murdered victims is gonna take out their rage on a politician/judge who kept said murderer out of jail. it will be glorious. I hope it's on live TV.

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (eRgLv)

357 My lovely 10th grade female English teacher was also a state champ skeet shooter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

If she had the rifle by her desk that would calm down an unruly classroom.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (uhVAy)

358 The batteries were going at the refs.


ECW! ECW!

Posted by: Jetto at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (HjX0A)

359 You know, if this Clancy woman is smart, once she gets off, she should turn this into a business opportunity. She could go into business doing 'Really Late Term Abortions'; she'd have to set rules; she'll only chase them up to a quarter mile or something.

Posted by: Nelly at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (6+ehB)

360 > Looks more like a "catcher" to me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

It's strange but true that you can tell that a guy is gay just by the way he smiles.

And that guy is WAY gay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (c+HDg)

361 That would certainly be one way of finding out who is an ignorant fool with sub-moronic IQ and no knowledge of history and likes to shoot himself and hie country in the foot.

Woke Christianity: White men are the devil. Eat bugs. Sex with women is bad, listening to and acknowledging women are your betters is good.

Islam: Arabs are a bit better then others but hey anyone is welcome. Eat anything other then pork. Not only is sex with women good you can have up to 4 wives and as many sex slaves as you want. And if they get mouthy Allah tells you to put them in their place.

Plenty of shallow thinkers are going to sign up for the latter if they see those are their only two choices.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

362 That's an apt description of the cheerleader in question.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (z2Bza)

yeah he's right out of 'in living color'

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (uhVAy)

363 357 My lovely 10th grade female English teacher was also a state champ skeet shooter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

If she had the rifle by her desk that would calm down an unruly classroom.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (uhVAy)

Yeah, but we never saw that poor kid nicknamed Skeeter again...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (mP0Kj)

364 There's a couple of channels where a nebbishy white guy gets on channels with foreign girls or goes to a ethnic restaurant or nail salon then slowly reveals he's totally fluent in their language.
Posted by: Oldcat


Xiomanyc. Speaks a bunch of different languages from all over the world.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (U0c5a)

365 >>>That's not what these dudes are doing. They're twerking and grinding, just like the girls. In solo acts!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

>Any man who twerks is a homo. May I place a dollar in your g-string, big boy?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (Ujrb8)

366 For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs,
M1 Garands for $35. Lee Enfields for $13. German Mausers $15
-----

That was a fair chunk of change in those days. That's why Lee Oswald bought an Italian Carcano, with scope and shipping included (to the fraudulently named PO Box) for about 20 bucks. He was poor.

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (770hQ)

367 "(actual Philadelphia Eagles "cheerleader"):
https://tinyurl.com/4r7zfrs5"

That cannot appeal to anybody but gay men fans, IMHO. Maybe they figure that gay men are a substantial portion of their fan base. It's weird alright.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

368 > Looks more like a "catcher" to me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

It's strange but true that you can tell that a guy is gay just by the way he smiles.

And that guy is WAY gay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (c+HDg)

In that picture the lack of three dudes with pistols forcing him to do that tells you.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (uhVAy)

369 >Any man who twerks is a homo

In nature it's called "presenting."

Posted by: Jetto at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (HjX0A)

370 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley


Well... some of them slurred it, y'know, or didn't even remember it, because of the traumatic brain injury.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (vJrRc)

371
188 The killer had a relationship with his victim. If he speaks only Portuguese, how did they communicate? I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM

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Grunts. Hand gestures. Point to stomach when hungry, point to boner when he wants some. Kind of like he did back home in Brazil.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (azNOR)

372 > yeah he's right out of 'in living color'
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (uhVAy)

That guy is as gay as Liberace and Richard Simmons in a hot tub full of semen-flavored Jello.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:38 PM (c+HDg)

373 Can't touch this.

Posted by: Overly Flamboyant Soccer Ref at September 01, 2026 02:38 PM (wVcYX)

374 Yeah, but we never saw that poor kid nicknamed Skeeter again...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (mP0Kj)

That accident where a drawer got stuck and someone called out PULL! Horrible, but understandable.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:38 PM (uhVAy)

375 And being gotaway suggests that he was avoiding the law, which means that he is wanted in Brazil for crimes too.

Posted by: Random PJ at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (+jscL)

376
The only saw I'm not nervous around...is a M249.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Rln0i)



I had a love-hate relationship with the early SAWs when brand new. Hated it when we did field exercises with blanks and MILES gear. It was a 16 lb singleshot belt-fed rifle. Run it wet, run it dry or anything in between, dirty clean, didn't matter. *pop* rack charging handle *pop* rack charging handle and call it bad names. At JRTC (Ft Chaffee, before they moved it to Polk) I once got it to fire three blanks in a row... I was like a SAW God.

Live fire exercises though... you gotta love any weapon where the Army teaches you to time the bursts by reciting "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (y9nCu)

377 The teacher shot well.
I can’t remember my skeet count exactly but I know I got several.

I was better at skeets that day than I was at targets going to turkey shoots for a few years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

378 @Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
______________________



Well, duh.

The NFL is still putting the woke BLM bullshit on the helmets and in end zones.

F*CK the NFL.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)

379 nood

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

380 188 The killer had a relationship with his victim. If he speaks only Portuguese, how did they communicate? I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM

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Grunts. Hand gestures. Point to stomach when hungry, point to boner when he wants some. Kind of like he did back home in Brazil.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (azNOR)

It's easy to do once you get the hang of it.

Posted by: Jimmy Castor Bunch at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (wVcYX)

381 > Maybe they figure that gay men are a substantial portion of their fan base.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

Well, I do think those spandex pants are simply marvelous, though I'd prefer some kind of chic chapeau to those gauche helmets.

Posted by: Gay Football Fan at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (c+HDg)

382 She could go into business doing 'Really Late Term Abortions'; she'd have to set rules; she'll only chase them up to a quarter mile or something.

She'd need an extra battery for her wheelchair to go that far.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

383 That's just a manly straight heterosexual man out there wiggling and waving his pompoms. Like any of us do pretty much every day.

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (w7afp)

384 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

385 355
Nah. The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

That's an apt description of the cheerleader in question.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (z2Bza)
dang, for a minute there I though y'all meant Timothy B. Schmit.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (LHPAg)

386 Semen retention will drive you insane.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 01, 2026 02:41 PM (mseD3)

387 That's just a manly straight heterosexual man out there wiggling and waving his pompoms. Like any of us do pretty much every day.
Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (w7afp)

Wait till they increase the weights of the pom poms over time to drive the women out of the cheerleading business because they can't lift them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:41 PM (uhVAy)

388 Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Me too. Notice my handle? Bwahahahaha!!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 01, 2026 02:42 PM (hmYU4)

389 The teacher shot well.
I can’t remember my skeet count exactly but I know I got several.

I was better at skeets that day than I was at targets going to turkey shoots for a few years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

shooting them before launch doesn't count.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)

390 375 And being gotaway suggests that he was avoiding the law, which means that he is wanted in Brazil for crimes too.
Posted by: Random PJ at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (+jscL)

He probably was wanted in Brazil.

I had a thought that it wasn’t too long ago when criminals in the U.S. could flee to Mexico, Colombia, Brazil, and get lost there and never seen again because the police were all ineffective and corrupt.

For years criminals in Latin America booked it to El Norte for the same reasons.

I think Trump is ending that situation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (6ydKt)

391 Live fire exercises though... you gotta love any weapon where the Army teaches you to time the bursts by reciting "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (y9nCu)
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LOL!

Yeah...live fire exercises were fun.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (Rln0i)

392 There's a couple of channels where a nebbishy white guy gets on channels with foreign girls or goes to a ethnic restaurant or nail salon then slowly reveals he's totally fluent in their language.
Posted by: Oldcat


Xiomanyc. Speaks a bunch of different languages from all over the world.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (U0c5a)
_________

I dated a girl from Kazakhstan once. She looked Chinese, like she was descended from Genghis Khan. But her first language was Russian. It was amusing to go to Russian restaurants and she would pretend not to understand what they were saying about her.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

393 You can't hold the guy responsible, I mean, hormones and I bet he didn't get the help he need from those at home, you know?

Posted by: JTWIG at September 01, 2026 02:52 PM (KQPbe)

394 Strangled a woman because she wouldn't sleep with him: pre-nut psychosis.

Posted by: NeverBiden at September 01, 2026 06:40 PM (Ypn7P)

Jury Deadlocked and Can't Decide if It's a Crime for a Mother to Murder Her Children

I'm half-joking with that headline because I know the issue is whether she is guilty, or not guilty by reason of insanity. She did do some insane things --beyond bringing her children into the basement to strangle them one by one. She slashed her wrists and jumped out a window to kill herself or, perhaps, to pretend to kill herself.

On the other hand she both planned the crime -- googling how to murder children, and sending her husband out on an errand so she could kill them undisturbed -- and took actions after the murders to conceal them.

Just the News:


The judge in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial has ordered the jury to return to deliberations after it informed him that they could not reach a unanimous verdict.

"I brought you back out because I know that this was a long trial," the judge said. "Because of this, I'm going to ask you to go back out, keeping in mind all the instructions that I gave you, to go out and continue your deliberations."



Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley


The Clancy jury has told the court that it is deadlocked. As expected, Judge Sullivan is now sending them back. That is a common response to push a jury further. Not surprising given the intense divisions in the country, the jury appears to be manifesting those same divisions...

...The prosecution finished strongly with a narrative that emphasized the timeline and the actions taken by Clancy to carry out the murders. Some jurors may find the "not guilty" part of a "by reason of insanity" verdict to be too high a hurdle, given the death of three young children by strangulation...


Legal insanity is -- or is supposed to be -- a difficult thing to prove. To be legally insane and not culpable of a crime, you have to be so disturbed that you cannot tell right from wrong. An age-old way of disproving such inability to tell right from wrong is to show the criminal planned the crime in secret and then took steps to cover it up.

So we may be talking about the unofficial, non-legal "definition" of insanity, which is just that the criminal has some mental illness and so poof, all culpability is out the window. Almost all killers have something wrong in their brains, from having no moral compass at all, to having low impulse control, to being actual psychopaths. This is not supposed to excuse them, but juries can be persuaded to ignore the law if they feel sympathy for the murderer.

Or murderess -- women get the benefit of this fake definition of insanity more than men do.

So what do you think: Mistrial where the jury never delivers a verdict, in which case we have to do this all again, or let off the hook on the fake definition of inanity? I doubt the jurors in favor of conviction can persuade the pro-Lindsay jurors to flip. As you know, she's become quite the Misunderstood Hero to some.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM




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1 Horrible

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 12:16 PM (zjgNU)

2 Tribalism is taking over.

I can only guess things will get a lot worse before they get better, IF they get better.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 12:17 PM (zjgNU)

3 Supposed I should nood.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 12:17 PM (zjgNU)

4 "Seriously, it's wrong to kill your kids. Did college not teach you that?"
-the three dudes on the jury

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:17 PM (BKQOu)

5 And back

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

6 "Abortion will lead to women murdering toddlers."
"THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!"

Meanwhile...

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (/k3in)

7 This jury will hang which is too bad because it’s the murderess who should hang

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (sBAAu)

8
Or murderess -- women get the benefit of this fake definition of insanity more than men do.

_________

I thought it was "murderette".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:19 PM (wHs2E)

9 She likely had some insanity. But, as noted, she clearly knew what she was doing was wrong.

She should be hanged, but, of course, we are too civilized for that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 12:19 PM (zjgNU)

10 she should WANT to be hanged

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j+aD2)

11 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (/k3in)

12 Whatever else is done to Clancy, she needs to be sterilized so she can't do it again. She can easily get pregnant in jail or in psych ward.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

13 11 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (/k3in)

======

I mean...he's not wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (BKQOu)

14 Coming soon...Scott Peterson asks for a new trial

Posted by: Lex at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (+ScOG)

15
This jury will hang which is too bad because it’s the murderess who should hang
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (sBAAu)

__________

Heartless bastard. You must hate all women.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (wHs2E)

16 I mean...he's not wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I was waiting for "He's out of line but he's right."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:21 PM (/k3in)

17 11 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.


he came home to her lying in the front yard (after dangling herself and dropping and actually hurting herself more than she expected to).

he ASSUMED the kids were safely in the house. they were out there a while. waiting for the ambulance. for. her.

it was only later he went in (when the EMTs arrived) to check on the kids

That is an audio recording I suggest no one listens to.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (j+aD2)

18 We aren't going to make it.... as a society

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (/TiS1)

19 Insanity is all the feminists on TikTok trying to convince us that Lindsay isn't actually the killer. (Also Candace claiming it wasn't actually Tyler Robinson.)

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (/hk2L)

20 6 "Abortion will lead to women murdering toddlers."
"THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!"

Meanwhile...
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (/k3in)

In Massachusetts - where the Clancy trial is - they signed legislation permitting abortion up to the point of birth. That should tell you all you need to know about the jury pool.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (N39Ws)

21 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (/k3in)

I have read that the father stated he forgave her. What is wrong with him??? I could not forgive a person who murdered my children… and BTW she planned the whole thing so that he’d find the bodies. Grow a chest dude

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (sBAAu)

22 Jury Deadlocked and Can't Decide if It's a Crime for a Mother to Murder Her Children

40th trimester abortions should be safe, legal, and rare.

Posted by: planned parenthood at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (oY6Yp)

23
It's Massholechusetts. They're trying to convict Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (wHs2E)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

25 remember the youngest wasn't dead. he hung on for several days.

IF she had told her husband to leave her and check the kids, or if he simply HAD done so, that baby might still be alive

but she milked her "victimhood" even then. bc she wanted those babies dead.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (j+aD2)

26 I don't think women are going to like what the future holds if this woman walks from murdering her children, strangling them while face down so she couldn't see the horror, the terror, on their little faces.

She had a conversation with her husband, then went back to killing them. She googled how to kill them weeks prior.

Personally, I think she needs to fry, but that's just me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (Rln0i)

27 This is about certain people on the jury - certainly women - refusing to assign consequences to another woman.

That's it. End of story. Pack it up. We're done.

Remove the rule of law, and most men will hang another man for things like stealing a horse. Killing their own kin. On and on.

That's just not part of the female psyche.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (ZEFzw)

28 Someone go check on Ace. That headline looks like a stroke may be occurring.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

29 "Seriously, it's wrong to kill your kids. Did college not teach you that?"
-the three dudes on the jury
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films


Speaking of tribalism...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (vJrRc)

30 Hung jury. I can't see those wanting to convict deciding "well, I guess it is excusable to plan and then kill your children if you're upset *enough*..." I would think those voting for insanity would be more persuadable, but if you're not already properly persuaded by a mother who planned and murdered her innocent young children, I think we need a trial for *you*...

Posted by: bearski at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (Bhsk7)

31 I could see, say, Stephen Colbert held not guilty by reason of inanity.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (amcLV)

32 Absolutely pitiful.

She should fry.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (wtvvX)

33
She did do some insane things --

Some people did some insane things...

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 01, 2026 12:24 PM (Cqx++)

34 Clancy is evil. Andrea Yates is evil. That bitch up in NY who killed her two kids and was found not guilty because she is schizophrenic and stopped taking her meds and started smoking lots of weed is evil. The woman who shot her little boy in the face to keep him from his father is evil. I could go on.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2026 12:24 PM (2Xqig)

35 21 I have read that the father stated he forgave her. What is wrong with him??? I could not forgive a person who murdered my children… and BTW she planned the whole thing so that he’d find the bodies. Grow a chest dude

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (sBAAu)

========

As a cuck, he knows that no other woman could love him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:24 PM (BKQOu)

36 As a cuck, he knows that no other woman could love him.

he is currently in a new relationship

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:25 PM (j+aD2)

37 The Blade, he saw this coming. Why? Very simple:

1. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. He would not shut up about what a "great mother" Lindsay was. Not joking. The woman murdered his kids and he was over-the-top sympathetic to her. I had little doubt that at least a few jurors would think "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't I?"

2. The crime was so heinous, so shocking to any rational-thinking person, that some people will look for ways to rationalize it. Otherwise, it's impossible to believe a mother could do this to her own kids. My dad (a defense lawyer) would say that sometimes it's easier to defend a truly horrific murder than a "normal" one.

3. Too many people think that a woman can't be blamed for anything, ever, no matter how heinous or evil or horrible or premeditated. It must always -- always -- be someone else's fault. I figured the odds were that at least one juror felt like this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

38 Oh, and top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:25 PM (ccf/V)

39
Hung jury

___________

The Paolo, how you say, wants to be judged by a jury of his peers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:25 PM (wHs2E)

40 We aren't going to make it.... as a society.

As currently constructed en masse ? No, we will not. Not Western Civ by any means. And not even America from coast to coast.

Step One is to dissolve back into our individual tribes. After that ? Some will survive. Others will not.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:25 PM (ZEFzw)

41 35
As a cuck, he knows that no other woman could love him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:24 PM (BKQOu)

He's remarried. Living up in the NYC area. Wife is a medical doctor of some sort, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (N39Ws)

42 When the trial concluded and I heard that the jury was 9 women and 3 men, I knew that it was going to be a hung jury. All that is needed is one woman with suicidal empathy and there might be more than one. I highly doubt that any of the men might have gone there.

Just my highly sexist guess.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (oiNtH)

43 When I see a body count in meatspace, it's absolutely criminal after the first corpse.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (Ujrb8)

44 I'm in the "mistrial" camp.

I think the jury will be so deadlocked because of a couple of Lindsay sympathizers they will never reach a unanimous verdict.

May have to get a change of venue in order to find a more neutral jury.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (FZ29D)

45 28 Someone go check on Ace. That headline looks like a stroke may be occurring.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

-----------------

Hoping it's more a case of shaking with emotion than that. This is among if not the most horrible American news stories in our lifetime IMO...

Posted by: bearski at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (Bhsk7)

46 Too many people think that a woman can't be blamed for anything, ever, no matter how heinous or evil or horrible or premeditated. It must always -- always -- be someone else's fault.

Ditto every other Democrat client group: blacks, trannies, Reddit moderators...

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (2ocoG)

47 I wonder how this would have played out if the Clancy woman was a Trump supporter or self identified as MAGA. Would she have had any supporters wearing pink, or red, or whatever?

Bet the jurors would have reached a verdict, however. And the judge none to happy to met out justice.

Sad commentary on the state of affairs in the country and with the judiciary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (2Cry5)

48 I do not think any jury will find her insane. I expect her to be convicted of first degree murder if not in this trial then the next. I can't say for sure the severity of the guilt that will be found, it is Mass.

But I think the insanity thing is off the table for any reasonable jury.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (j6dNk)

49 Afternoon Ace
After this prosecution, whatever the outcome, find a way to prosecute the psychiatrists. Or at least take their licenses

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (rNkEQ)

50 47 Too many people think that a woman can't be blamed for anything, ever, no matter how heinous or evil or horrible or premeditated. It must always -- always -- be someone else's fault.

Ditto every other Democrat client group: blacks, trannies, Reddit moderators...

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (2ocoG)

======

How can anyone have agency when the United States is doing colonialisms and capitalisms unchecked?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (BKQOu)

51 She needs to be dead here on earth and let G-d do HIS will on her soul.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (PbWRL)

52 Absolutely pitiful.

She should fry.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (wtvvX)

Thrice baked, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (wVcYX)

53 Murder One. From what this article said it sounds too planned to be insanity.

Posted by: Robert Dubois at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (iwi5a)

54 Mistrial likely. We’ve run out of reasonable people as a society; nobody will compromise.

I could support a verdict of insanity provided that the defendant was sent to be confined in a facility for the Criminally Insane for a period of at least 20 years, with no early release.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (IvPuo)

55 The woman is very clearly mentally disturbed. She has to be. I don’t know what else could have been done for her, though, besides longer inpatient care. She was seeing mental health providers. She was taking meds (though not very compliant here, and I don’t know how to feel about this as anti-depressants have pretty terrible side effects like suicidal ideation). She had help at home. She had support. I also struggle with the reports of her saying she only heard the voice once and acted on it. That seems just really not inline with typical psychotic episodes. It is not normally 0 to 100 like that. All that aside, I know post partum psychosis exists, and it is very, very scary. But it doesn’t mean agency is completely stripped in 99.9% of cases, and she has shown she had agency throughout this horrific act. She needs to be in jail. Forever. Or a very, very long time.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

56 The woman admitted to murdering her children. She was on a cocktail of drugs prescribed by her doctor, who in all intents and purposes, appears to be a quack.

That being said, unless they did a tox screen and can show that she was wacked out of her gourd pharmaceutically, she's a f*cking murderer.

They've been given multiple charges to assign....murder, manslaughter......there's no excuse for this jury to not come back with something. She's guilty, admittedly. You just need to SENTENCE her.

You can't do that, you're a detriment to society and should be put on your own trial.


FFS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ccf/V)

57 48 But I think the insanity thing is off the table for any reasonable jury.

[citation needed]

Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (oY6Yp)

58 I knew it would be nigh impossible to find a jury (with 9 women on this one) in Massachusetts of all places to convict her for the murder of these 3 little children. Because reasons. She's got the leftist women firmly in her corner, and MA is full of leftist women. I personally think she fully knew what she was doing. She deserves a life sentence. But I doubt she'll get the sentence she deserves in the end.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (qBdHI)

59 Feels like it started organically and turned into a psyop.

Posted by: Max Power at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (q177U)

60 In Massachusetts - where the Clancy trial is - they signed legislation permitting abortion up to the point of birth. That should tell you all you need to know about the jury pool.
-----

And the governor-ess smiled for the cameras when she signed it into law. That's demonic possession.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (TN0g+)

61 Any woman who would kill her own children is insane.
So, any woman who kills her own children isn't guilty?

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (0MjtC)

62 I have read that the father stated he forgave her. What is wrong with him??? I could not forgive a person who murdered my children… and BTW she planned the whole thing so that he’d find the bodies. Grow a chest dude

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:22 PM (sBAAu)

========

As a cuck, he knows that no other woman could love him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:24 PM (BKQOu)
______

See my comment above. He was effusive in his praise for the murderer of his kids. I think bro is broken.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

63 54 Mistrial likely. We’ve run out of reasonable people as a society; nobody will compromise.

I could support a verdict of insanity provided that the defendant was sent to be confined in a facility for the Criminally Insane for a period of at least 20 years, with no early release.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (IvPuo)

That is a distinct possibility. If the jury finds her not guilty for being insane, the judge can still commit her to a state mental hospital. Jury instructions outlined that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

64 Personally, I think she needs to fry, but that's just me.

You have lots of company

Posted by: Miflin at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (aA6YN)

65 35 I was under the impression that he was, if not already re-married, at least seeing somebody else.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (/hk2L)

66 The Blade, he saw this coming. Why? Very simple:

1. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. He would not shut up about what a "great mother" Lindsay was. Not joking. The woman murdered his kids and he was over-the-top sympathetic to her. I had little doubt that at least a few jurors would think "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't I?"

Also, his mother, her mother-in-law basically said the same thing about the women who strangled her grandchildren.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

67 "Your honor, we've kept this in our back pocket, but Clancy said something pro-Trump in 2017."
-the prosecution

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (BKQOu)

68 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (/k3in)

This is the way. Some people need killing and Lindsey needs killing.

Posted by: Pop Pop at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (+iYtA)

69 She needs to be dead here on earth and let G-d do HIS will on her soul.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (PbWRL)
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (Rln0i)

70 It takes effort to methodically murder three children by strangulation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (2GVsD)

71 If I was on the jury, I'd have one simple question to ask the jurors voting to acquit:

If she had murdered someone else's children, say YOUR children, would you still vote not guilty?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 01, 2026 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

72 70 It takes effort to methodically murder three children by strangulation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (2GVsD)

========

"It takes effort to NOT strangle your kids, amiright?"
-coming to coffee mugs soon

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:30 PM (BKQOu)

73 In a Franpsycho administration the "criminally insane" each get their own ice floe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 12:30 PM (RIvkX)

74 The jury system needs serious reform.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 01, 2026 12:30 PM (wrEn7)

75 I love the non-typo: "let off the hook by reason of inanity." Well done, Ace.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 01, 2026 12:30 PM (oCS0o)

76 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.

I just recently watched Shutter Island for the first time. He didn't do anything differently than I would have.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (ZEFzw)

77 All that is needed is one woman with suicidal empathy and there might be more than one.

Homicidal empathy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (ExV1e)

78 71 If I was on the jury, I'd have one simple question to ask the jurors voting to acquit:

If she had murdered someone else's children, say YOUR children, would you still vote not guilty?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 01, 2026 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

=======

Wrong question.

The problem with leftist reasoning and emotional connection is that there is an extreme preference for those not known rather than those close.

So, the proper reframing would be: "What if she strangled three Somali refugee children in her house?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (BKQOu)

79 Some good news:

A Texas judge and jury have sent serial squatter Heather Schwab, with more than 22 evictions on her record, to prison for 20 years due to the fraud she committed in order to rent these properties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

80
given the intense divisions in the country, the jury appears to be manifesting those same divisions...

I blame climate change.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (Cqx++)

81 76 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.

I just recently watched Shutter Island for the first time. He didn't do anything differently than I would have.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (ZEFzw)

======

One of Marty's very best movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (BKQOu)

82 Afternoon Ace
After this prosecution, whatever the outcome, find a way to prosecute the psychiatrists. Or at least take their licenses
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (rNkEQ)

"I told you. And what did I tell you? Didn’t I tell you? ‘Cause I told ya! Mmhmm. And when did I tell you? A long time ago. And what did I say would happen when I told you? Exactly what just happened."

Posted by: Tom Cruise, Jumping On Couches at September 01, 2026 12:32 PM (wVcYX)

83 Wrong question.

The problem with leftist reasoning and emotional connection is that there is an extreme preference for those not known rather than those close.

So, the proper reframing would be: "What if she strangled three Somali refugee children in her house?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (BKQOu)

Good point!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 01, 2026 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

84 May have to get a change of venue in order to find a more neutral jury.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (FZ29D)


I don't believe that can happen in the US. Not unless you exclude women from the jury. Which you can't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

85 The Blade, he saw this coming. Why? Very simple:

1. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. He would not shut up about what a "great mother" Lindsay was. Not joking. The woman murdered his kids and he was over-the-top sympathetic to her. I had little doubt that at least a few jurors would think "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't I?"

Also, his mother, her mother-in-law basically said the same thing about the women who strangled her grandchildren.
Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (oiNtH)
___

Yes, this is true too. The two people who should have been most angry and upset at the murder of three defenseless kids instead were giving her a full pardon. I knew that would affect at least one member of the jury.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

86 "It takes effort to NOT strangle your kids, amiright?"
-coming to coffee mugs soon


TJM,

Which kid used a crayon on your Criterion Collection Blu-Ray of Citizen Kane?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)

87 79 Some good news:

A Texas judge and jury have sent serial squatter Heather Schwab, with more than 22 evictions on her record, to prison for 20 years due to the fraud she committed in order to rent these properties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (2GVsD)

Very good, indeed.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 01, 2026 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

88 34 I could go on.
Posted by: huerfano


Don't forget the lesbian couple that drove a van with their adopted children off a cliff to avoid consequences.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:33 PM (/k3in)

89 These idiotic women wearing pink in support of Lindsay Clancy are pathetic.

She is guilty, guilty, guilty!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

90 *Between a woman and her doctor
*Safe, legal and rare
*Shout your abortion
*Celebrating a baby murderer <--- We are here

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2026 12:34 PM (0MjtC)

91 She will not be found insane. The insane cannot methodically plan multiple murders and not get caught in the process. That's not how sanity works. Or it is how sanity works.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:34 PM (j6dNk)

92 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 01, 2026 12:34 PM (HwKLm)

93 Now...

What about the Sanity Clause.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:34 PM (j6dNk)

94 Juries have been in-process of becoming 'more lenient' with sentencing decisions for decades now, so we shouldn't be surprised. They didn't give Timothy McVeigh the death penalty - he had to request death by firing squad. Increasing liberalism / progressivism has 'refined' our 'tender sensibiities' to the more subtle nuances of 'Justicia' - which, imho, is a boatload of bullshittery. They killed 'em? Then to each in his/her turn. Why should they retain the right to keep breathing and enjoy the sunshine when their victims met a (probably) brutal end at their hands? ’Splain me, Lucy …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 01, 2026 12:34 PM (ayRl+)

95 62 He was effusive in his praise for the murderer of his kids. I think bro is broken. Posted by: Elric The Blade

------------------

Well, did the murder 'break' him, or has he been molded for years to be a soyboi cuck who believes males are toxic and women are persecuted goddesses, and this is just all that molding manifesting itself? Is this not what we should be expecting as the male product of Leftism in America? Someone who excuses his wife for the murder of his small children?? Which is also why he's remarried: he's an AWFL's dream...

Posted by: bearski at September 01, 2026 12:34 PM (Bhsk7)

96 86 "It takes effort to NOT strangle your kids, amiright?"
-coming to coffee mugs soon

TJM,

Which kid used a crayon on your Criterion Collection Blu-Ray of Citizen Kane?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)

=======

Second Junior is a worrier. After church the other day, I told him we needed to get gas, and his first words were, "Will we have enough to get there?"

Anyway, no idea why he did it, but he came up to Dolley one day recently and asked him, "Mommy? Would you murder me?" No fucking clue why he asked. Dolley was practically in tears.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (BKQOu)

97 70 It takes effort to methodically murder three children by strangulation.


cannot be repeated enough

there are some who seem to believe that it is the right of a mother to kill her children if she wants.

"I brought you into the world, you are mine, I can take you out"

abortion does nothing to suppress this notion

also her husband- to him, she is the only remnant of the family he once had. he is clinging to the Time Before. that's why.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (j+aD2)

98 "These idiotic women wearing pink in support of Lindsay Clancy are pathetic."

That shocks and disgusts me the same way the lefts' celebration of Kirk's assassination did.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

99 Personally, I think she needs to fry, but that's just me.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

Agreed. Evil b*tch.

Posted by: Tuna at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (lJ0H4)

100 "It takes effort to NOT strangle your kids, amiright?"
-coming to coffee mugs soon

TJM,

Which kid used a crayon on your Criterion Collection Blu-Ray of Citizen Kane?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:33 PM (2GVsD)
----
Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) literally shit all over my Animaniacs DVD collection.

Did I strangle her? Sell her to gypsies?

No, of course not.

She's still alive and thriving to this very day and I tell her that I love her and she's a blessing in my life. Every. Single. Day.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (FZ29D)

101 We're drowning in useful idiots.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (u9Xr5)

102
Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 01, 2026 12:34 PM (HwKLm)



You are a hero.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (ccf/V)

103 At this point:

Murder 1 and 2 are definitely out.
Manslaughter is possible.
A Not Guilty by Insanity is possible.

She did go further than just jumping out the window in her death...she went into cardiac arrest at the hospital and had to be revived...

"(After her 1st hospital which intubated her, since she was unresponsive) Clancy was ultimately transferred from South Shore Hospital to Brigham and Women’s Hospital, where she was admitted to the intensive care unit. While there, nurse Rachelle Amede said the defendant nearly died after going into cardiac arrest. Doctors performed CPR and started a “massive blood transfusion protocol,” which saved her life."

Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)

104 I knew it would be nigh impossible to find a jury (with 9 women on this one) in Massachusetts of all places to convict her for the murder of these 3 little children.

This being a very New England driven blog, this comment won't be appreciated. Which won't make it any less true.

Different parts of the United States really do have serious, fundamental cultural differences that are driven by a variety of sources but are easy to observe.

This behavior from Mass ... that special little sector of Old New England ... surprises me not one bit. Not one damn bit.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (ZEFzw)

105 Spend some time on social media and you’ll be shocked how many people think her husband drugged her, killed the kids, and pushed her out the window. One of those has to be on the jury.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (EiUt/)

106 hung jury. mistrial.

re-try? (y/n)

*facepalm*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (VyBeY)

107 "They didn't give Timothy McVeigh the death penalty - he had to request death by firing squad."

We should have waterboarded that asshole before we executed him, to find out everybody else that was involved.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

108 35 21 I have read that the father stated he forgave her. What is wrong with him??? I could not forgive a person who murdered my children… and BTW she planned the whole thing so that he’d find the bodies. Grow a chest dude

Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Wait, hang on a second. 1. Forgiveness is for him, his heart, not hers. 2. Forgiveness does not mean forgetting or excusing from consequences. He was very, very emotional on the stand. This is clearly extremely painful for him. 3. He is not standing by her. He divorced her. He could not be married to this person that killed his children. He has since remarried.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 12:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

109 Those women on the jury that vote to acquit her should be shunned and have their children removed if they have any.

I didn't want to know about this case and was able to not know the details until these batshit insane TikTok wine moms decided the husband did it because they watched a forensic astrology TikTok and he's a Gemini and that means he did it.

Just fucking evil and repeal the 19th.

You've really come a long way, baby.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 12:37 PM (i9SW2)

110 Damn! Why didn't I think of that.

Posted by: Susan Smith at September 01, 2026 12:37 PM (4RPgu)

111 prison for 20 years due to the fraud she committed in order to rent these properties.

Finally, a secure, unevictable lease.
How much do you want to bet...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 01, 2026 12:37 PM (zdLoL)

112 Thx testimony from family is not particularly swaying, not in the face of evidence. They're family, what are they gonna say? Fry the bitch?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:37 PM (j6dNk)

113 105 Spend some time on social media and you’ll be shocked how many people think her husband drugged her, killed the kids, and pushed her out the window. One of those has to be on the jury.
Posted by: Jen the original

His lawyer as put the ginger names on notice that he is going to sue these creatures. Good on him.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

114 I have to wonder if her original plan was to strangle the kids and then by jumping out the window to die while framing the husband for it all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (2GVsD)

115 i fixed the borked headline. Not sure what happened. Maybe I pasted when my cursor was in the headline box.

Top of the noon to everyone.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)

116
No, of course not.

She's still alive and thriving to this very day and I tell her that I love her and she's a blessing in my life. Every. Single. Day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (FZ29D)



Now I know what to do the next TxMoMe you attend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (ccf/V)

117 r/Destiny (far Lefty balking at how radical the Left has become)

Every expert that testified said she didn't show signs of psychosis and knew what she was doing. It's wild that she has any support at all.

This is the OJ for White Women. Literally saw a group of 3-4 white women standing on the street corner outside Walmart with signs supporting Lindsay.

This and Karen Read are perfect parallels for the OJ trial. White women gotta stick together in the struggle lol

Late stage gender war, sponsored by all social media platforms

Tf these pink-clad protesters bring their children there for? Hoping someone pulls a Lindsay Clancy on one of them?

There is a TikTok trend where mothers post themselves holding their child, crying, with the court case audio playing in the background and the caption "Same, Lindsay". This case is genuinely breaking people's brains.

Bringing your own real children, and putting them in simulated bathtubs to show full on support is actually so insanely fucking unhinged it should be reportable to CPS.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (t19vo)

118 Damn! Why didn't I think of that.
Posted by: Susan Smith at September 01, 2026 12:37 PM (4RPgu)

--

Me either! *smacks forehead*

Posted by: Diane Downs at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (qBdHI)

119 Family saying fry her might make her more sympathetic not less.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (j6dNk)

120 Completely off topic: wife (what a treasure!) and I saw Coyote v Acme yesterday. Do yourself a favor and go see this movie. Okay, I am a boomer-lawyer-Looney Tunes fan, so I was predisposed to love the flick, but still. Very well done, with endless sly Looney Tunes jokes in the background. Looks great on the big screen. And nothing woke, which is amazing considering it was actually made about four years ago.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (8SnSQ)

121 PS - The spouse says the internet rumor is it's 9-3 for complete acquittal for insanity...the holdouts are the ones wanting charges, not the other way around...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (tOcjL)

122 Doctors performed CPR and started a “massive blood transfusion protocol,” which saved her life."
Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (tOcjL)

That's unfortunate.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (zYpTz)

123 May have to get a change of venue in order to find a more neutral jury.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:26 PM (FZ29D)

I don't think the prosecutors can request a change of venue.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (/hk2L)

124 When does the Witch Trial start? I think Salem still has some firewood stocked.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (dIske)

125 A lady I know from a crafting class in Duxbury's daughter is on the jury. At the time she wasn't sure if she was an alternate or not, but the room full of rich ladies in Duxbury felt like to me that they felt sorry for the mother. The jury should have been sequestered. It would have made it easier on them.

Posted by: jaimo at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (2noDb)

126
i fixed the borked headline. Not sure what happened. Maybe I pasted when my cursor was in the headline box.

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Too much gin on your Wheaties this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (wHs2E)

127 "OJ for white women."

I'm startled because someone on reddit said something rational.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (/k3in)

128 As soon as the female jurors showed up to deliberations wearing matching pink outfits in solidarity with the pro-satan protesters outside the prosecutor should have lost his fucking mind and the judge should have either replaced those jurors with alternates or declared an immediate mistrial.

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (oqH4h)

129 Every thug murderer has a mom saying please don't put ma baby in jayal

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (j6dNk)

130 That's unfortunate.


damn straight

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (j+aD2)

131 Medic trying to treat a jihadi
Captain he has a survivable wound

Captain "No he doesn't"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (PbWRL)

132 Very soupy WX in N IL today, looks to last until Sunday.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

133 I predict she will NOT be found guilty of Murder 1.

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (ZxPkt)

134 The woman is very clearly mentally disturbed. She has to be. I don’t know what else could have been done for her, though, besides longer inpatient care. She was seeing mental health providers. She was taking meds (though not very compliant here, and I don’t know how to feel about this as anti-depressants have pretty terrible side effects like suicidal ideation). She had help at home. She had support. I also struggle with the reports of her saying she only heard the voice once and acted on it. That seems just really not inline with typical psychotic episodes. It is not normally 0 to 100 like that. She needs to be in jail. Forever. Or a very, very long time.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
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This is my take. There are issues as to exactly what drugs she was taking -- if any -- and whether it was a truly genuine suicide attempt. She did end up paralyzed and was pretty much dead when they found her. But ... who knows how genuine it was?

But none of this absolves her of any guilt. Same thing with Chris Benoit. Both of them knew what they were doing, planned it out, and did it in a way that would avoid being caught or stopped. That's murder. Period.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

135 I mean, what exactly is the jury deadlocked on?

There is no question she committed the acts?

What were the instructions to the jury?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (XV/Pl)

136 "Which kid used a crayon on your Criterion Collection Blu-Ray of Citizen Kane?"

I must admit to be a bit PO'd when one of the kids used white-out on some of my LPs. But needless to say, I didn't strangle any of them.

Posted by: Nemo at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (4RPgu)

137 128 As soon as the female jurors showed up to deliberations wearing matching pink outfits in solidarity with the pro-satan protesters outside the prosecutor should have lost his fucking mind and the judge should have either replaced those jurors with alternates or declared an immediate mistrial.


I have to assume the alternates were also wearing bright pink fits

honestly how the prosecution allowed NINE foids on that jury I will NEVER understand

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (j+aD2)

138 Also, his mother, her mother-in-law basically said the same thing about the women who strangled her grandchildren.
Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (oiNtH)
___

Yes, this is true too. The two people who should have been most angry and upset at the murder of three defenseless kids instead were giving her a full pardon. I knew that would affect at least one member of the jury.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe it should...if anyone was in the best position to judge both the insanity and the culpability, it would be both of them...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (tOcjL)

139 "This being a very New England driven blog"

IDNKT!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 The spouse says the internet rumor is it's 9-3 for complete acquitta
-------

LOL obvious internet bullshit. How the hell would anyone know? Because the jury has three men on it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (j6dNk)

141 If there is a hung jury the odds of a deal , ie manslaughter increases.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (rNkEQ)

142 Seriously… this husband is now in another relationship? I just can’t even…. I’m so glad that God Almighty is gonna sort everything out at the judgement

And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. — Revelation 20:12

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (sBAAu)

143
Lindsay Clancy:

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (ZxPkt)

144 go watch Kaitlin Bennett's interview on insty right now

I watched it early this AM

it put me IN A MOOD

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (j+aD2)

145 Second Junior is a worrier. After church the other day, I told him we needed to get gas, and his first words were, "Will we have enough to get there?"

I misread that as "I told him we needed to get gay" and did a double-take.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

146 This jury will hang which is too bad because it’s the murderess who should hang
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

It is Massachusetts. I would accept burning at the stake.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (a1wFd)

147 Every thug murderer has a mom saying please don't put ma baby in jayal
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (j6dNk)



There were no blacks on the Karmelo Anthony jury because each one called for duty admitted they could NOT see themselves convicting a young black man, regardless of the evidence submitted.

We're not going to be a civil society for too much longer.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (ccf/V)

148 sorry it's short interviews with Clancy supporters outside the trial venue

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (j+aD2)

149 If someone shoot's up a school, has PTSD and claims psychosis why shouldn't that person go to prison for life or get the death penalty? How is the Clancy case any different?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (NpAcC)

150 127, LOL; also, true.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (VyBeY)

151 Following the rules of the interwebs: Despite not hearing one word of testimony or seeing a single exhibit, I pronounce myself an expert.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (zqeQL)

152 Black Orchid

I have seen some of the videos those supporters have released. They need to be under the prison with Lindsay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:43 PM (2GVsD)

153 @148 so part of that interview. Those women are as crazy as the killer mommy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 12:43 PM (rNkEQ)

154 Second Junior is a worrier. After church the other day, I told him we needed to get gas, and his first words were, "Will we have enough to get there?"

I misread that as "I told him we needed to get gay" and did a double-take.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (2ocoG)
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Whew! Glad it wasn't just me...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:43 PM (FZ29D)

155
and took actions after the murders to conceal them.




Or you could just do the deed in public, in the middle of the day, across the street from the White House, where your buddies drag you away while you're standing over the body trying to reload your single-shot pistol to plug the bastard again. I mean, it worked for me.

Posted by: Zombie Gen Daniel Sickles at September 01, 2026 12:44 PM (y9nCu)

156 A Texas judge and jury have sent serial squatter Heather Schwab, with more than 22 evictions on her record, to prison for 20 years due to the fraud she committed in order to rent these properties.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Good. She can squat in prison hassle free except from her fellow inmates.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:44 PM (oiNtH)

157
If a man were to say he doesn't want to get married because he now can't be sure his children won't be murdered by their mother, the same Lindsayettes would be rabid in their denunciations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:44 PM (wHs2E)

158 Don't forget that "some" (most) Clancy supporters are pure activists. Leftist pieces of shit that want the world to burn.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:44 PM (j6dNk)

159 105 Spend some time on social media and you’ll be shocked how many people think her husband drugged her, killed the kids, and pushed her out the window. One of those has to be on the jury.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM (EiUt/)

There was even one video saying she couldn't have done it because her "signs" (Astrological) weren't there, and the husband's where.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

160 My guess is one psycho juror (female) who just can't handle a verdict of guilty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (0U5gm)

161 I also wonder if she killed any of her patients when she was a nurse.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (i9SW2)

162 I find it very odd the husband is so forgiving. Was he doing something he shouldn't have been, and she was going to rat him out if he didn't side with her?

I can totally accept that he's a cuck, or broken, or whatever. But, I think his behavior is really odd.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (2Cry5)

163 I do wonder if Islam, despite its many deficiencies, will eventually triumph over the West.

A system that explicitly reduces women to a second-place status has major competitive advantages over whatever it is we have now.

I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

2020s America? Not so much.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (aD4fx)

164 But none of this absolves her of any guilt. Same thing with Chris Benoit.

Sure, if you're using logic and reason.

But the difference is obvious. Chris Benoit was a white man with muscle. If he hadn't killed himself ? Executed post-haste. And me, as a white man not nearly as muscular, would have approved.

And thus you see the difference between White Men and literally every other Race/Sex demographic on the planet. White Men kill their own. Nobody else does.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (ZEFzw)

165 As soon as the female jurors showed up to deliberations wearing matching pink outfits in solidarity with the pro-satan protesters outside the prosecutor should have lost his fucking mind and the judge should have either replaced those jurors with alternates or declared an immediate mistrial.
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Giving the duties and privileges of citizenship to women was a mistake.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (vSvIl)

166 "The world would be a better place if women were in charge!"

This assertion is dis-proven in real life, over and over and over again.

For example, in my recollection nurses who murder multiple random hospital patients are typically female.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (5rh/l)

167 To my mind, mental state has nothing to do with it. She killed 3 children. PUNISH THE ACT.

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (ZxPkt)

168 There was even one video saying she couldn't have done it because her "signs" (Astrological) weren't there, and the husband's where.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (Rl7KJ)
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Those people make the Flat Earthers seem rational by comparison.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (FZ29D)

169 Clearly, the members of the jury voting to acquit her are insane.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (36x1j)

170 Very soupy WX in N IL today, looks to last until Sunday.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM (Jr5Lq)



What part? I lived there for a portion of my yute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (ccf/V)

171 My guess is one psycho juror (female) who just can't handle a verdict of guilty.

Two of the female jurors wore pink outfits matching the pro-Clancy protesters. So it's definitely not just one.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (2ocoG)

172 She's like, sleep deprived and stuff.

So fucking boned we are.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (u9Xr5)

173 Other than "it's mean" what's wrong with executing the mentally insane criminal?

Are we supposed to pretend they're going to magically get better?

What? What is the basis of not giving them the same punishment as a sane person?
Insanity should only be a defense to abating the sentence--it should not be part of the trial.

Mercy to the criminal is cruelty to the victim.

All SCOTUS opinions since 1900 on the 8th Amendment should be vacated.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (3cUTc)

174 IF Clancy gets acquitted and I see her walking down the street, I'm going to *types deletes* and every woman I know would approve.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (Wt5PA)

175 My guess is one psycho juror (female) who just can't handle a verdict of guilty.

At least two female jurors and one male juror are wearing pink into the courtroom.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (aD4fx)

176 I am not going to judge the husband or family, they got to deal with this whole horrible, evil tragedy.

Lindsay, her wheelchair, her lawyer, and many supporters need to be run over by a steamroller.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

177
Old cartoon. A disheveled juror pokes his head out of the room and snarls at the bailiff sitting outside, "Eleven hamburgers and ONE cheeseburger!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (wHs2E)

178 Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (i9SW2)

Reasonable question and very good to see you.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (j6dNk)

179 If I had the programming ability, which I do not-

I think I'd collect all of the pro-Clancy, pro-child murder videos and texts and comments that I could and put them all in a website titled...oh, something like - Consult for Crazy Before Dating or Marrying.

For me, that would be an instant disqualification for either dating or marriage. and possibly divorce if the wife was deep into the crazy pro-child murder me too Clancy videos or texts.

So...too much, too little, just right?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (iJfKG)

180 "When does the Witch Trial start? I think Salem still has some firewood stocked."

I'm sure Bernard Baran could tell you about how Massachusetts juries haven't changed all that much over the centuries.

Posted by: Nemo at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (4RPgu)

181 "What part? I lived there for a portion of my yute."

Rockford, IL.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (Jr5Lq)

182 162 I find it very odd the husband is so forgiving. Was he doing something he shouldn't have been, and she was going to rat him out if he didn't side with her?

I can totally accept that he's a cuck, or broken, or whatever. But, I think his behavior is really odd.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (2Cry5)

The mother-in-law is probably most persuasive. Older lady, not related to her, who said she was nuts and isn't at fault.

In Laws don't tend to be folks' biggest advocates...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (tOcjL)

183 I would guess the reason they're being so nice is they don't want her to kill them.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (j6dNk)

184 124 When does the Witch Trial start? I think Salem still has some firewood stocked.
Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (dIske)

Salem hanged their witches.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 12:48 PM (/hk2L)

185 I find it very odd the husband is so forgiving. Was he doing something he shouldn't have been, and she was going to rat him out if he didn't side with her?

I can totally accept that he's a cuck, or broken, or whatever. But, I think his behavior is really odd.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (2Cry5)
_____

Agree. See my comment above. I think bro is broken. But it's also possible he's just closing the door on a horrific period in his life, knowing nothing will bring the kids back, and just washing his hands of the entire ordeal. Impossible to know.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

186 Other than "it's mean" what's wrong with executing the mentally insane criminal?

"It's mean" is the entire argument. It's what El Rushbo used to call "the chickification of America".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

187 At least two female jurors and one male juror are wearing pink into the courtroom.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (aD4fx)



Grounds for juror dismissal and a replacement juror put in their place. The prosecution failed here. IF they didn't submit a formal objection, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:48 PM (ccf/V)

188 174 IF Clancy gets acquitted and I see her walking down the street, I'm going to *types deletes* and every woman I know would approve.
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (Wt5PA)

In good news, you'll never see her walking b/c she's permanently paralyzed...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (tOcjL)

189 *were

Videos of guys breaking up with girlfriends who support Lindsay have also been making the rounds. Good - if girls can break up with guys because they didn't want to watch the Barbie movie from a few years ago, guys should certainly not be around girls who think its okay to kill off their offspring.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (Rl7KJ)

190 The husband has to be fucked in the head. The video by donut operator earlier kind of describes when he got home and found her, asked her what was going on, then discovered the kids. His whole world is dead, right there.

It is hard to judge him harshly. He got dealt a very shitty hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

191 The father is guilty about not putting Lindsey down like a rabid animal when he found out what she did.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:20 PM (/k3in)

True, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (1z8ji)

192 Islam loses in the end. Spoiler alert.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (j6dNk)

193 BTW, others have pointed out:

Do you know how many divorce lawyers are going to now conduct voir dire of the jury pool on their opinion of this case?

And they'll be allowed unlimited "for cause" strikes of any woman who agrees she was not guilty; clear proof of bias and prejudice.

And then they'll be using that against the wife in the trial as well.

I don't think women know how much damage they are inflicting upon themselves here ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (3cUTc)

194
There was even one video saying she couldn't have done it because her "signs" (Astrological) weren't there, and the husband's where.
Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (Rl7KJ)

It was Forensic Astrology so you know it's legit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (i9SW2)

195
Rockford, IL.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:47 PM (Jr5Lq)



I was in Wonder Lake.


The nuke plant there in Rockford still up and running?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

196 The women supporting her are removing all reasonable doubt that the average voting woman on the street can determine right from wrong and make measured rational decisons.

Posted by: A Spark on the Horizon at September 01, 2026 12:50 PM (7Q0e+)

197 This being a very New England driven blog, this comment won't be appreciated. Which won't make it any less true.

Different parts of the United States really do have serious, fundamental cultural differences that are driven by a variety of sources but are easy to observe.

This behavior from Mass ... that special little sector of Old New England ... surprises me not one bit. Not one damn bit.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM


MA Narrator: He is not wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 12:50 PM (9Q+nP)

198 Black Orchid did you see the Lindsay supporter who put online a video reacting to the husband threatening legal action.

She was "like so why would he need to send lawyers if he like didn't do anything?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

199 And on that note, I have lost all faith in humanity as a whole.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 01, 2026 12:50 PM (ZNrNT)

200 Islam loses in the end. Spoiler alert.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (j6dNk)



I have a desire to see it lose much sooner than that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

201 “googling how to murder children”
This is not true.

Posted by: Carolus at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (4OuEA)

202 "At least two female jurors and one male juror are wearing pink into the courtroom.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 12:46 PM (aD4fx)

Grounds for juror dismissal and a replacement juror put in their place. The prosecution failed here. IF they didn't submit a formal objection, I guess."

That's the way I see it, but IANAL. There must be some kind of dress code for jurors not to wear clothing with political or case-related messaging.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

203 We don't execute people if they don't know what they were doing in the commission of a grave act. The idea of Christian society is that we are not barbarians.

OTOH this was fully premeditated.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (j6dNk)

204 The women supporting her are removing all reasonable doubt that the average voting woman on the street can determine right from wrong and make measured rational decisons.
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (Rln0i)

205 My first thought is that it's a woman (or women) who are hanging the jury, but it may very well be one of the dudes, with that whole, "we don't know what it's like to be women, and they carry a special burden, what with the whole vagina thing... Those things are inscrutable...."

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (Iwv3U)

206 This behavior from Mass ... that special little sector of Old New England ... surprises me not one bit. Not one damn bit.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:36 PM

Spent (not to say, did) some time in MA.
Let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (88C+u)

207 Democrats are a death cult.

They’ve been destroying children and families for decades. Their entire agenda is antithetical to life and hostile towards God.

Last time they were in power they destroyed generations of children with their covid fraud. They go after the most vulnerable and corrupt everything they touch.

“ He went on: “What comes out of a person is what defiles them. For it is from within, out of a person’s heart, that evil thoughts come—sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, lewdness, envy, slander, arrogance and folly. All these evils come from inside and defile a person.”

Mark 7:20-23

But yeah, let’s totally put them in charge again.

They are evil people and show it every chance they get.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (/nX+B)

208 Also, his mother, her mother-in-law basically said the same thing about the women who strangled her grandchildren.
Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:29 PM (oiNtH)
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Yes, this is true too. The two people who should have been most angry and upset at the murder of three defenseless kids instead were giving her a full pardon. I knew that would affect at least one member of the jury.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe it should...if anyone was in the best position to judge both the insanity and the culpability, it would be both of them...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (tOcjL)
******
Yes, but both families have financial gains they are seeking as they are suing the doctors.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

209 what with the whole vagina thing... Those things are inscrutable...."
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (Iwv3U)

says you.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan, Gyno-Man at September 01, 2026 12:52 PM (88C+u)

210 So...women admitting they'd hurt their own children.
Evil is rampant in this country.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

211 I can totally accept that he's a cuck, or broken, or whatever. But, I think his behavior is really odd.

A significant percentage of guys think they've undeservedly won the lottery the first time a chick agrees to touch their junk and the pedestal goes *high* in those cases.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

212 The "I stand with Lindsay" signs are ironic given that she can't.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 01, 2026 12:53 PM (Fv808)

213 Anyway, no idea why he did it, but he came up to Dolley one day recently and asked him, "Mommy? Would you murder me?" No fucking clue why he asked. Dolley was practically in tears.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:35 PM (BKQOu)

👀👀

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 12:53 PM (g47mK)

214 "The nuke plant there in Rockford still up and running? "

Yes, the Byron plant is still operating. The utility wanted to shut it down (for reasons I do not understand.) It was Pritzker who demanded it stay open five more years!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:53 PM (Jr5Lq)

215 154 Second Junior is a worrier. After church the other day, I told him we needed to get gas, and his first words were, "Will we have enough to get there?"

I misread that as "I told him we needed to get gay" and did a double-take.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (2ocoG)
----
Whew! Glad it wasn't just me...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 12:43 PM (FZ29D)

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This says a whole lot more about you two than it does about me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:53 PM (BKQOu)

216 When does the Witch Trial start? I think Salem still has some firewood stocked.
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It's not wrong to note that there was a legitimate purpose of the witch trials and executions:
A gruesome necessity to stop the contagion, the mental contagion.

Because there will be copycat killers, following Lindsey Clancy.

The Crucible was wrong in nearly every aspect.
Intentionally, in full examination of the facts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 12:53 PM (3cUTc)

217 182. Then why isnt she blaming her son who left her alone with the kids?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 01, 2026 12:53 PM (EiUt/)

218 203 We don't execute people if they don't know what they were doing in the commission of a grave act. The idea of Christian society is that we are not barbarians.

OTOH this was fully premeditated.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (j6dNk)

I remember several years ago there was a school shooting or some other spree killing. It was relayed that the killer had been on a variety of meds. John Ringo had a tweet where he mentioned that his wife also struggled with mental health. She had decided that some of their neighbors ere pedophiles. She had calmly and rationally planned out, not just their murder, but how to dispose of the bodies. He caught her when she was purchasing some supplies for the plan, got her some more help.

BUT, that is still more sane than this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:54 PM (Y/06r)

219
The mother-in-law is probably most persuasive. Older lady, not related to her, who said she was nuts and isn't at fault.

In Laws don't tend to be folks' biggest advocates...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026

Some women have a difficult time with evil and it's easier to label it crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 12:54 PM (i9SW2)

220 Maybe it should...if anyone was in the best position to judge both the insanity and the culpability, it would be both of them...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:41 PM (tOcjL)
******
Yes, but both families have financial gains they are seeking as they are suing the doctors.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

Mother In Law won't get that gain, though...I guess she could benefit if her son wins, but that's pretty indirect.

Nah, I stand by the Mother-in-Law sticking by her even though son divorced her had to be powerful testimony to the jury about the mental state. She lost everything (the grandkids), but wasn't protecting anyone like a spouse or even former spouse would.

Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:54 PM (tOcjL)

221 I find two things highly ironic: 1) She was a labor and delivery nurse, helping to bring life into the world and sharing the joy of newborn babies with their moms & dads in the delivery room. Also, comforting the same when the deliveries resulted in tragic outcomes. 2) She will, for the rest of her life be helpless and needing care and assistance to sustain her for her survival just like, her young children did. She will receive the care she needs - her children didn't fare so well.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (oiNtH)

222 Juries can be really stupid. I served on one where the entire case was about compensation for an auto accident. We basically did accounting work, added up the costs associated and entered that as our verdict.

Some of the jurists couldn't agree on how much a damaged fender or some such shit was worth. Arguing over $50 or whatever.

Miserable experience.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (2Cry5)

223 'he came up to Dolley one day recently and asked him, "Mommy? Would you murder me?" '

OMG!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

224
Mr. Clancy pleaded with the jury to have mercy on his wife, addressing her from the witness stand, "You are a wonderful woman and clearly you did not know what you were doing."

The husband then added, "Now please don't kill me."

Posted by: Norm Macdonald at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (j6dNk)

225 223 'he came up to Dolley one day recently and asked him, "Mommy? Would you murder me?" '

OMG!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

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I'm the mean one, too.

She lets them have and do whatever, and I'm the one holding the line on behavior.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (BKQOu)

226 Feels vs. Reals © strikes again!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (YVxq2)

227 Lindsay's plan?

1. Send husband out for errands.
2. Stangle each child inside the house away from any witnesses because strangulation normally requires strength.
3. Leap out window to publicly commit suicide and draw attention to Lindsay.
4. Frame husband for all the deaths.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (2GVsD)

228 I misread that as "I told him we needed to get gay" and did a double-take.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

From "get gas"? Maybe if they'd said "we need to get this thing all lubed up"...

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (88C+u)

229 If a man were to say he doesn't want to get married because he now can't be sure his children won't be murdered by their mother, the same Lindsayettes would be rabid in their denunciations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:44 PM (wHs2E)

They already are.

Men are currently leaving their long-term girlfriends over this and women are absolutely freaking out over it.

Like I said last thread: "Marry me and I might kill your kids," isn't the best sales pitch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (PGK1w)

230 219
The mother-in-law is probably most persuasive. Older lady, not related to her, who said she was nuts and isn't at fault.

In Laws don't tend to be folks' biggest advocates...
Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026

Some women have a difficult time with evil and it's easier to label it crazy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 12:54 PM (i9SW2)

I'd take a long look at Husband and Mother's (the one who testified) relationship.

Guy just lost his kids, and she is on the Murderers side?

Gee, thanks Mom... did you do it because it was something you WISH you HAD DONE with me?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (mP0Kj)

231 She's insane. Criminally insane. Evil.

I don't buy the post-partum psychosis when her baby was 8mo old. The extension of it going well past a few months has changed for women like this.

She was either mental to begin with & hid it, or used this diagnosis to help her actions.

I don't buy it that she had three children, was apparently "normal" while looking like a bird of prey, then snapped. Planned. Researched. Then, in her psychotic mental state, was able to plan how long it would take to kill those innocents while her husband was running errands for her highness.Premeditated murder.

Sure, sure, sure the med combinations skewed the diagnosis. Sure. However mental she is, she was able to think clearly enough to murder her own children and plan suicide.

Also, I think she jumped out of a 2nd floor window. That typically does not kill you. As a RN I know how to cut my wrists to kill myself yet I don't. She should have known a slash or two to her wrists would not do the job.

My question has always been how much did she hate her husband to do this? It's typically in the news as a revenge to the husband. She's guilty & at the very least should spend the rest of her days in prison.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (hzuYO)

232 Wait, hang on a second. 1. Forgiveness is for him, his heart, not hers. 2. Forgiveness does not mean forgetting or excusing from consequences. He was very, very emotional on the stand. This is clearly extremely painful for him. 3. He is not standing by her. He divorced her. He could not be married to this person that killed his children. He has since remarried.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 12:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

No… forgiveness is only appropriate after repentance. No repentance here… none. I don’t see her throwing herself on the mercy of the court.

Second, he’s a foolish foolish person for dashing into a new relationship so quickly. A normal dude would be absolutely questioning his picking abilities… how did I pick this monster? How do I know I won’t pick another? This guy… there’s something way way off

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (sBAAu)

233 Mr. Clancy pleaded with the jury to have mercy on his wife, addressing her from the witness stand, "You are a wonderful woman and clearly you did not know what you were doing."

The husband then added, "Now please don't kill me."
Posted by: Norm Macdonald at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (j6dNk)



This reminds me of the family in California that lost their daughter to an illegal that shot her in cold blood.

They forgave him, didn't want him put on trial NOR deported.


Some people are just f*cked in the head. And that list is growing and growing and growing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

234 Patrick Clancy the husband divorced the killer and got married to another woman in 4/26. He's certainly moved on

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (rNkEQ)

235 229 They already are.

Men are currently leaving their long-term girlfriends over this and women are absolutely freaking out over it.

Like I said last thread: "Marry me and I might kill your kids," isn't the best sales pitch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (PGK1w)

========

I assume it's like a dozen dudes who have done this total so far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (BKQOu)

236 Medic trying to treat a jihadi
Captain he has a survivable wound

Captain "No he doesn't"
Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 12:40 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (9Q+nP)

237 Seems like women have a bimodal distribution of intelligence.

Normal and pure fucking retard™.

Posted by: MJ at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (XOmY9)

238 The women supporting her are removing all reasonable doubt that the average voting woman on the street can determine right from wrong and make measured rational decisons.

Did you catch the latest Woman On The Street tests?

Questions like:
• who was first US President
• what countries border the US
• what is 100 divided by 5
• how many years in a century

All fails.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (/TiS1)

239 Son probably married a girl just like Dear Old Mom. Mom recognizes a kindred spirit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 12:58 PM (IvPuo)

240 "forensic astrology", LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 12:58 PM (VyBeY)

241 Hung jury.


Wimp society.
No wonder DSA is growing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 12:58 PM (2WIwB)

242 Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:54 PM (tOcjL)
*******
Her son could get millions so it's in her and his best interest. It also, helps them justify this horrific act and blame it on the doctors.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

243 Comefian Dennis Miller decades ago advocated for changing it to "guilty by reason of insanity". I endorse this idea.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (eifLP)

244 "The nuke plant there in Rockford still up and running?"

Somehow I managed to get a spot with the NRC tour of the plant during its SALP 3 hearings, before Unit 2 went online. I saw every nook and cranny of the place. It was amazing!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

245
The womens will demand that late term abortion be extended to 12 years old.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (OkYzo)

246 Rooftop Revelations: Gary is one of those places where the streak of bad luck never seems to run out

"Throughout history, poverty is the **normal condition of man**. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded... are the work of an extremely small minority... Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating... the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as 'bad luck.'"

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (/+uur)

247 Remember, Decarlos Dejuan Brown was on the streets after dozens of arrests because the Charlotte judge (who owns a mental health facility) decided that he was too crazy for jail.

And he killed Iryna Zarutska.

And he's been declared too insane to stand trial.

Blue enclaves, man. Their shit is out of whack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (BKQOu)

248 Juries can be really stupid. I served on one where the entire case was about compensation for an auto accident. We basically did accounting work, added up the costs associated and entered that as our verdict.

Some of the jurists couldn't agree on how much a damaged fender or some such shit was worth. Arguing over $50 or whatever.

Miserable experience.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (2Cry5)
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Juries are just as tribal, argumentative, egotistical, self-serving, political, and contrarian as everyone else in the world. Often, the situation they are put into -- having authority to pass judgment on others -- makes things worse.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

249 I assume it's like a dozen dudes who have done this total so far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (BKQOu)

2 if you're lucky

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (j6dNk)

250 I could support a verdict of insanity provided that the defendant was sent to be confined in a facility for the Criminally Insane for a period of at least 20 years, with no early release.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 12:28 PM (IvPuo)

Nope. Clear evidence of planning and premeditation. Hang her, fry her, blow her brains out, whatever works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (1z8ji)

251 From "get gas"? Maybe if they'd said "we need to get this thing all lubed up"...

We're all meat LLMs and the HQ has trained us that "gay" will appear a lot more than "gas", especially if garrett's around.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (2ocoG)

252 245 The womens will demand that late term abortion be extended to 12 years old.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 01, 2026 12:59 PM (OkYzo)

How about to 52 years old but only after they've been convicted of murdering kids?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (88C+u)

253 "Seems like women have a bimodal distribution of intelligence."

All too often, they think with their hearts, instead of with their heads.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (Jr5Lq)

254 239 Son probably married a girl just like Dear Old Mom. Mom recognizes a kindred spirit.


EXACTLY

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (j+aD2)

255 Ten bucks says the majority of the women holding infants and performatively crying on TikTok with a "Same, Lindsey" caption also celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder.

Posted by: These women love death at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (TbWk/)

256 >>>Kaitlin Bennett interviewed Lindsay Clancy supporters

These Lindsat Clancy supporters need to go volunteer somewhere, doing good things, like recycling, or trimming bushes on church grounds, or rebinding books at a children's library, or tagging items for sale at a charity thrift store.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (odBC9)

257
The prosecution should have claimed that 2 of the children she murdered were transgender & the 3rd was homosexual. She would have been found guilty.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (OkYzo)

258 *Lindsay

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (odBC9)

259 256 >>>Kaitlin Bennett interviewed Lindsay Clancy supporters

These Lindsat Clancy supporters need to go volunteer somewhere, doing good things, like recycling, or trimming bushes on church grounds, or rebinding books at a children's library, or tagging items for sale at a charity thrift store.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM (odBC9)

========

They can go and dig some wells in Syria for the disadvantaged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (BKQOu)

260 In good news, you'll never see her walking b/c she's permanently paralyzed...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 01, 2026 12:49 PM (tOcjL)

Forgot about that. All I can see when I hear about this case is that picture of her three cute kids on the couch, and my heart just breaks.

(My view is that PPP is real but Clancy did not have it.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (Wt5PA)

261 They already are.

Men are currently leaving their long-term girlfriends over this and women are absolutely freaking out over it.

Like I said last thread: "Marry me and I might kill your kids," isn't the best sales pitch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (PGK1w)

========

I assume it's like a dozen dudes who have done this total so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (BKQOu)
__________

I assume this is either an excuse or the straw that broke the camel's back ... or these bros have pretty shitty taste in women from the jump.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

262 The "I stand with Lindsay" signs are ironic given that she can't.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

Stand up, Lindsey. What? Oh God bless you!

Where's my ice cream, Fat?!

Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Pants Shitter at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (u9Xr5)

263 I find two things highly ironic: 1) She was a labor and delivery nurse, helping to bring life into the world and sharing the joy of newborn babies with their moms & dads in the delivery room. Also, comforting the same when the deliveries resulted in tragic outcomes. 2) She will, for the rest of her life be helpless and needing care and assistance to sustain her for her survival just like, her young children did. She will receive the care she needs - her children didn't fare so well.
Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:55 PM (oiNtH)


I'd be interested now to have someone go back and look at the records on births she assisted or attended and see just how many "tragic outcomes" occurred.

I'd bet it's much higher than average.

This might be something good top examine to help noodle-heads determine that Clancy needs the full punishment of the law.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (iJfKG)

264 >>> The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. He would not shut up about what a "great mother" Lindsay was.

I heard a rumor his new wife admitted they were having an affair. Which is why he found a chick to marry so fast afterwards. But I can't confirm this.

There are people that will kill their kids to get revenge on their spouse for cheating. These people are psychos.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (Eng1Z)

265 Not a lot to debate here except the method of her execution.

Posted by: wth at September 01, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)

266 The nuke plant there in Rockford still up and running?

Byron. I graduated high school in Dixon, and my parents liked to shop in Rockford so we went by that plant all the time in the mid to late 80s.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

267 Kaitlin Bennett interviewed Lindsay Clancy supporters, with some even admitting they would hurt their own children. Others said they get all their news from TikTok

One of the top replies, and from a woman no less:

"This bitch lived a privileged life with a nanny, maid, daycare, endless medical care, family support on both sides. Her husband worked from home & she still strangled the lives out of those babies. Hopefully she burns in the hottest part of hell & her supporters can fuck off."

Posted by: That lady's a keeper at September 01, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

268 I heard a rumor his new wife admitted they were having an affair. Which is why he found a chick to marry so fast afterwards. But I can't confirm this.


makes sense

hospitals are crazy with the fooling around

worse than a soap opera

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 01:03 PM (j+aD2)

269 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (sBAAu)

Forgiveness doesn't require contrition, although continued relationship would. If it did we could never forgive someone who died without apologizing. Forgiveness is for *our* mental and emotional wellbeing and is essentially completely divorced from the person who did the evil.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 01:03 PM (lFFaq)

270 After this prosecution, whatever the outcome, find a way to prosecute the psychiatrists. Or at least take their licenses

The cocktail of drugs she was on was ridiculous.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 01, 2026 01:03 PM (bwExE)

271
Wait a second.... it's Judge Sullivan?

Judge Dan Sullivan?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:03 PM (j6dNk)

272 Forensic astrology?

So the idiot is saying they were incompatible as a couple due to their signs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (2GVsD)

273 Agree. See my comment above. I think bro is broken. But it's also possible he's just closing the door on a horrific period in his life, knowing nothing will bring the kids back, and just washing his hands of the entire ordeal. Impossible to know.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September

There may be some subconscious justification here, too, because of he said she was evil, crazy and a bad mom, he has to face the fact he left his kids with her, continued to have kids with her and stayed married to her up to this event. That would be a lot to grapple with- and we would all be blaming him. Not just the crazy amongst us.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

274 oh wait! no the husband wasn't in HC right!

forget my comment lol

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (j+aD2)

275 Hopefully she burns in the hottest part of hell & her supporters can fuck off."
Posted by: That lady's a keeper at September 01, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

Oh crap. Not looking forward to this

Posted by: that guy who talked in the theater at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (88C+u)

276 I know this family, I asked for prayers for them back when this horrible tragedy occurred. They were and are wonderful people whose lives have forever been changed. The conspiracy theories and TikTok videos disgust me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (ibDUx)

277 261 They already are.

Men are currently leaving their long-term girlfriends over this and women are absolutely freaking out over it.

Like I said last thread: "Marry me and I might kill your kids," isn't the best sales pitch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (PGK1w)

========

I assume it's like a dozen dudes who have done this total so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (BKQOu)
__________

I assume this is either an excuse or the straw that broke the camel's back ... or these bros have pretty shitty taste in women from the jump.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Harry "The Spare" Windsor at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (5rh/l)

278 They already are.

Men are currently leaving their long-term girlfriends over this and women are absolutely freaking out over it.

Like I said last thread: "Marry me and I might kill your kids," isn't the best sales pitch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 12:56 PM (PGK1w)

========

I assume it's like a dozen dudes who have done this total so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (BKQOu)
______

Possible, but the pro-Lyndsay crowd has posted so much bullshit about the husband that it's impossible to know what it true and what isn't. I mean, there is a sizeable percentage of people -- men included -- that think the husband killed the kids and framed his wife.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

279 Ten bucks says the majority of the women holding infants and performatively crying on TikTok with a "Same, Lindsey" caption also celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder.
Posted by: These women love death at September 01, 2026 01:00 PM


That Venn Diagram is definitely a circle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (9Q+nP)

280 270 After this prosecution, whatever the outcome, find a way to prosecute the psychiatrists. Or at least take their licenses


I always chuckle when people are like "we need better mental health coverage"

and who is providing this coverage? bc they are not very good at their jobs currently and increasing their workload sure ain't gonna help

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (j+aD2)

281 Hopefully she burns in the hottest part of hell & her supporters can fuck off.

We have a running joke around my house about Ted Kennedy's poker game in hell and people being forced to join it by Stan.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (2ocoG)

282 Forgiveness doesn't require contrition, although continued relationship would. If it did we could never forgive someone who died without apologizing. Forgiveness is for *our* mental and emotional wellbeing and is essentially completely divorced from the person who did the evil.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 01:03 PM (lFFaq)

I just have never bought that line. You know the ultimate example is… God Almighty. Does he forgive us if we don’t repent?? No… case closed

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (sBAAu)

283 I assume it's like a dozen dudes who have done this total so far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:57 PM (BKQOu)

If it saves even one life!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (PGK1w)

284 To me, the Clancy trial is an amalgamation of the result of society refusing to call evil good and good evil, hollywood stanning and glazing evil antiheroes, and Tiktok mass psychosis.

Did anyone see the new Insidious movie? About a mom that goes cray cray and dies to protect her daughter. The key word though is to PROTECT. Not murder.

The theme of women having a demon inside them they can't control is huge right now. Obsession was massive, Insidious is out...you are not responsible for what you do, it was a demon. Not the best message for the current crop of toxic woke women.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (Eng1Z)

285 There are people that will kill their kids to get revenge on their spouse for cheating. These people are psychos.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (Eng1Z)

But then the question becomes, can they be 'fixed'? or do we permanently take them out of society so they can't do it again.

62% of those who spend time in Prison for murder, are back in prison within 10 years...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 01:06 PM (mP0Kj)

286 Proton Mail still down. Cripes. How hard is it to run email servers, FFS?
https://status.proton.me/

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

287 Wait a second.... it's Judge Sullivan?

Judge Dan Sullivan?
Posted by: ...

*Cues Night Court music*

Posted by: Rehoboth Beach Pants Shitter at September 01, 2026 01:08 PM (u9Xr5)

288 Shit

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:08 PM (u9Xr5)

289 Forensic astrology?

So the idiot is saying they were incompatible as a couple due to their signs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM


*with a nod to TJM's latest*

Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: What's your sign?
Victoria Brisbane: I'm sorry. It's... unlisted.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:08 PM (9Q+nP)

290 After this prosecution, whatever the outcome, find a way to prosecute the psychiatrists. Or at least take their licenses


I always chuckle when people are like "we need better mental health coverage"

and who is providing this coverage? bc they are not very good at their jobs currently and increasing their workload sure ain't gonna help
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (j+aD2)
______

There are real issues about whether the doctors were being ignored or even set up. There was conflicted evidence at trial as to not only what meds she was taking, but whether she was taking them at all. There's also evidence she ignored the doctors' advice.

So I don't know whether the doctors did anything wrong.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

291 Proton Mail still down. Cripes. How hard is it to run email servers, FFS?
https://status.proton.me/
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:06 PM (Jr5Lq)



Seems they had all their eggs in one basket. That basket lit on fire. A BUNCH of their hardware overheated and melted.

Their lack of true redundancy would cause me to look elsewhere for my email services.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)

292 Shit. Wrong Dan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (u9Xr5)

293 There are people that will kill their kids to get revenge on their spouse for cheating. These people are psychos.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:01 PM (Eng1Z)

But then the question becomes, can they be 'fixed'? or do we permanently take them out of society so they can't do it again.

62% of those who spend time in Prison for murder, are back in prison within 10 years...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 01:06 PM (mP0Kj)

No. They can't. And frankly I think there's a solid case that killers with mental illness should be put down just like any other killer because of the ongoing threat they pose.

Posted by: If it saves just one child's life at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

294 How hard if you want to murder your kids would it be to go to "therapists" and get prescribed a cocktail of drugs?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM (j6dNk)

295
That Venn Diagram is definitely a circle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (9Q+nP)



My panties are moist........

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

296 " ... Not the best message for the current crop of toxic woke women.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (Eng1Z) "

best for whom? pretty darn optimal for the forces trying to tear society and culture apart ... which definitely includes media.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM (VyBeY)

297 Washington Nearsider

I should be using the airbrush on three Fw 190F-8s and an Me 262A-1a to apply RLM76, but I am here.

And the USPS is holding hostage in Chicago my 1/32 Me 262 A-1a/U4 and P-51B Royal Hybrid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM (2GVsD)

298 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (u9Xr5)

It was Christine Sullivan right?

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (j6dNk)

299 Candace Owens says that Charlie Kirk's murderer going to trial and being convicted means that the government is corrupt

You cannot get more stupid and evil than Candace...

Candace-

"Today is the day we will find out which charges Tyler Robinson will be brought to trial for.

I have maintained that I would like to see this trial move forward because I think it will represent an opportunity for us to see the beast up close: the corruption of our government and the criminal nature of who and what rules over us.

Charlie’s 2018 premonition about his death and what it would contribute to worldwide has already be proven accurate in so many ways: the world has never been more awake.

Stay tuned."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

300 "No. They can't. And frankly I think there's a solid case that killers with mental illness should be put down just like any other killer because of the ongoing threat they pose.

Posted by: If it saves just one child's life at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (TbWk/) "

this.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (VyBeY)

301 >>> Kaitlin Bennett interviewed Lindsay Clancy supporters, with some even admitting they would hurt their own children. Others said they get all their news from TikTok

These women are going to be in for a RUDE awakening when their TikTok Clancy lemming videos are used against them in custody hearings. As they should be.

A friend of mine, his deranged ex-wife claimed abuse from him (false) to get a gofundme going, during their custody hearings. And she did social media posts about the divorce and used the kids as pawns for social sympathy. The judge was NOT impressed, told her to knock it off, and I think it's partly why my friend got the custody he was asking for. He totally looked like the sane one of the two, as he should. Loved that family law judge.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (Eng1Z)

302 Shit. Wrong Dan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (u9Xr5)

Easily done.

Posted by: Dan H. Sullivan, Esq at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (j6dNk)

303 276 I know this family, I asked for prayers for them back when this horrible tragedy occurred. They were and are wonderful people whose lives have forever been changed. The conspiracy theories and TikTok videos disgust me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I am sorry, DDS, and you are rights. It is really easy to dehumanize when they are just names on a screen. We have no idea what has really gone on.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

304 Not the best message for the current crop of toxic woke women.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (Eng1Z) "

best for whom? pretty darn optimal for the forces trying to tear society and culture apart ... which definitely includes media.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM (VyBeY)
______

The more they advertise their toxic lunacy, the better. Posts nice fat red flags for the rest of us to avoid them like the plague.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

305 Women are so fucking stupid

They have no business making any important decisions

Posted by: Maroon at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (ApPwn)

306 "Their lack of true redundancy would cause me to look elsewhere for my email services."

I switched to Proton last year. Changing email providers is a giant PITA when your old email address is the username for hundreds of online accounts. It takes months to accomplish, and some sites just can't do it right no matter how many times I pester them.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

307 "Did anyone see the new Insidious movie? About a mom that goes cray cray and dies to protect her daughter."
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM

No. Why would I want to?

Maybe I misunderstood, but it seems that inside of the same post you both condemned Hollywood and yet endorsed a movie with a horrible precept.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (2Ez/1)

308 That's the way I see it, but IANAL. There must be some kind of dress code for jurors not to wear clothing with political or case-related messaging.
Posted by: gp

Jurors can wear whatever they want, as long as it meets the decorum standards of the judge's courtroom. The BIGGER issue is how would the jurors know that is a symbol of Lindsay supporters, unless they did research into the case and social media outside what was presented in court. That's an issue.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (t19vo)

309 These women were steeped in a culture that convinced them killing their unborn children is a right if they deem them inconvenient. This really shouldn't come as any surprise. Same mindset, just different timing.

Posted by: Expect to see more of this at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (TbWk/)

310 299 Candace Owens says that Charlie Kirk's murderer going to trial and being convicted means that the government is corrupt


Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (NpAcC)

=====

Some Candace stan was in these here comments a few weeks ago, and his slam dunk piece of evidence against Robinson's guilt was that he plead not-guilty which undid all the times he admitted to it right after the crime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (BKQOu)

311 We're not going to make it. It's SMOD time...

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 01:13 PM (cGjQu)

312 Candy Ovens needs to become a Flat Earther.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:13 PM (2GVsD)

313 We don't execute people if they don't know what they were doing in the commission of a grave act. The idea of Christian society is that we are not barbarians.

Improper use of "We". Twice.

Maybe "You" don't. I've always thought the notion was stupid from the time I first considered it.

Murder three of mine. See what happens next. I don't care if you're out of your mind at the time.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:13 PM (ZEFzw)

314 Shit. Wrong Dan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (u9Xr5)

Easily done.
Posted by: Dan H. Sullivan, Esq at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:13 PM (9Q+nP)

315 294 How hard if you want to murder your kids would it be to go to "therapists" and get prescribed a cocktail of drugs?
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM

It would be impossible because only psychiatrists can prescribe meds. And doctors are human, they can only go by what is being told to them. We really don’t know if she took her meds, didn’t take her meds, felt they weren’t working so wanted to try something else. We don’t know.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

316 We have a running joke around my house about Ted Kennedy's poker game in hell and people being forced to join it by Stan.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (2ocoG)


AD&D taught me that Minauros is the swampy layer.

Posted by: the oldsmobile at September 01, 2026 01:14 PM (88C+u)

317 Some Candace stan was in these here comments a few weeks ago, and his slam dunk piece of evidence against Robinson's guilt was that he plead not-guilty which undid all the times he admitted to it right after the crime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM


Now that's a special kind of stupid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:14 PM (9Q+nP)

318 Imagine being a sane, justice oriented, and reasonable person on that Jury. Were it me, and this nonsense comes down, I think I might make the media rounds and highlight the retards in the room for posterity sake....and my own reputation.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 01:14 PM (dIske)

319 The idea of Christian society is that we are not barbarians."

It's not a suicide pact, either.

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 01:15 PM (cGjQu)

320 Improper use of "We". Twice.

Maybe "You" don't. I've always thought the notion was stupid from the time I first considered it.

Murder three of mine. See what happens next. I don't care if you're out of your mind at the time.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:13 PM (ZEFzw)

The "proper" use of the general we does not have to include every single person and case or it could never be used "properly".

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:16 PM (j6dNk)

321 Shit. Wrong Dan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (u9Xr5)

Easily done.
Posted by: Dan H. Sullivan, Esq at September 01, 2026 01:11 PM (j6dNk)

No relation.

Posted by: Danny Sullivan, Spin and Win! at September 01, 2026 01:16 PM (wVcYX)

322 Grammer nazis and no soup for us.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:16 PM (2GVsD)

323 I switched to Proton last year. Changing email providers is a giant PITA when your old email address is the username for hundreds of online accounts. It takes months to accomplish, and some sites just can't do it right no matter how many times I pester them.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (Jr5Lq)



Yeah, the unfortunate side. I've been paying for internet / email since the mid 90's to the same company. I struggle with the $35 or so a month when there's SOOOOO much free shit out there.

Then I remember the sheer magnitude of remembering and/or changing all the things tied to the mail accounts. They've never lost an email that I remember and any outages were incredibly limited and scarce.

I understand your plight, sir.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:17 PM (ccf/V)

324 It would be impossible because only psychiatrists can prescribe meds. And doctors are human, they can only go by what is being told to them. We really don’t know if she took her meds, didn’t take her meds, felt they weren’t working so wanted to try something else. We don’t know.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

You can get prescribed drugs without a psychiatrist. A physician can prescribe them with the backup of a psychologist. Or without. But often with.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:17 PM (j6dNk)

325
If she had killed puppies her defenders would be calling for the death penalty.

Posted by: Frankly at September 01, 2026 01:17 PM (konL5)

326 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM (sBAAu)

Except that we aren't God. Also, Christ died while we were yet sinners. Honestly, like I said, the forgiveness is for *us*. Cutting off contact with someone who hasn't repented is valid, but not carrying the weight of that hurt is for our benefit. It's not like the unrepentant person is suffering while we suffer intensely from holding the anger/resentment/shame/whatever.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (lFFaq)

327 If she had killed puppies her defenders would be calling for the death penalty.

Anthony Fauci smirks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (2GVsD)

328 If she had killed puppies her defenders would be calling for the death penalty.

Posted by: Frankly at September 01, 2026 01:17 PM (konL5)

Wouldn't bet on that.

See: Fauci

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (j6dNk)

329 And the USPS is holding hostage in Chicago my 1/32 Me 262 A-1a/U4 and P-51B Royal Hybrid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM (2GVsD)

I just received Academy's 1/32 F/A-18C Chippy Ho, and can't wait.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (PGK1w)

330 The "I stand with Lyndsay" signs would be appropriate for these knucklehead while standing next to her on the gallows. Alas.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (VaC8w)

331 You can get prescribed drugs without a psychiatrist. A physician can prescribe them with the backup of a psychologist. Or without. But often with.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:17 PM (j6dNk)

Well yes, what I was getting at is that it takes a physician or equivalent for meds not just therapists.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

332 Proton Mail still down. Cripes. How hard is it to run email servers, FFS?

Proton's used a lot by people wanting to evade woke surveillance, I wouldn't be surprised if whatever happened was Deep State related.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

333 We don't execute people if they don't know what they were doing in the commission of a grave act. The idea of Christian society is that we are not barbarians.

OTOH this was fully premeditated.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (j6dNk)

IIRC, the M'Naghten Rule (spellling?) was formulated for the case of an absolute imbecile who committed a crime. A person of such hugely diminished mentality that it was impossible for him to even form an intent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:19 PM (1z8ji)

334 "These things are inscrutable"

Like an Axe wound!

Posted by: Jonathan Winters at September 01, 2026 01:19 PM (YHZy+)

335 Well yes, what I was getting at is that it takes a physician or equivalent for meds not just therapists.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

Which if you look at my initial query is not particularly inhibited by your point.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:20 PM (j6dNk)

336 The jusy is terrified of the woke mob coming after them if they find her guilty. They'll get doxxed, death threats, their employers will be harassed to fire them, and there be a firebombing of a juror's house. The media will gin up the hysteria rather than be responsible in their reporting.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 01, 2026 01:20 PM (YSQQv)

337 Which if you look at my initial query is not particularly inhibited by your point.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:20 PM (j6dNk)

I will go back and look. It is not outside the realm of possibility I read it wrongly!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

338 Chippy Ho? that will be a very striking aircraft once done.

Still entertain the thought of building a Tamiya 1/48 F-14A in a 'what-if' Naval heritage WWII tri-color scheme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

339 And the USPS is holding hostage in Chicago my 1/32 Me 262 A-1a/U4 and P-51B Royal Hybrid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:10 PM (2GVsD)

I just received Academy's 1/32 F/A-18C Chippy Ho, and can't wait.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (PGK1w)




My shakes prevent me from building such things. I have 2 Mustang 1:25 scale I've had for quite a while. we're talking years........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

340 >>>She slashed her wrists and jumped out a window to kill herself or, perhaps, to pretend to kill herself.

IANAL, but you could probably establish (I guess the lawyers and expert witnesses did), that "she slashed her wrists and jumped out a window" and ... STOP. How's anybody going to determine WHY she did those things? Clearly IANAL.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:21 PM (odBC9)

341 We are not amused.

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

342 The pink ladies cheering her should start a petition for abortion to age 18yrs. However, that's not enough time because our 1st son drove us the most insane in college. There should be extensions for murder of your children to age of graduation.

Especially for the first two years and/or when tantrums arrive. I think SCOTUS would go for this. Tantrums can cause mayhem for parents who don't have playrooms with baby gates for them or drink a glass of white whine while making dinner during the chaos (that's what I did vs murder while my dude was out of town).

Our first grandgirlie, now age 5yrs, never had a single tantrum when it was normal. Now she's got some sort of (we hope) brief kindergarten psychosis of mood swings. Messing with her older brother til there is a battle. So far not harming herself or others. We assume she's tired from school, changes of her best friends going to other schools, and will adjust. Because we are normalish people who don't premeditate murder of innocents.

Instead she gets sent to her room, like the Nana before her who she's like in many ways. Maybe she's planning to kill us all while she's in her room for five minutes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 01:22 PM (hzuYO)

343 The "proper" use of the general we does not have to include every single person and case or it could never be used "properly".

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:16 PM (j6dNk)


And your mistake, again, is the "We". You highly, highly over-estimate how many people share your position.

But hey, if the bitch murders three of yours ? I don't care. Show all the mercy you wish.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:23 PM (ZEFzw)

344 "My shakes prevent me from building such things."

Shakes and bad eyes have put a real crimp in my electronics construction projects. Takes 5X longer than it used to.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

345 I will go back and look. It is not outside the realm of possibility I read it wrongly!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 01:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

I think you were probably right. I left it ambiguous but you sort of got me on a technicality. Like the other guy.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:24 PM (j6dNk)

346 Instead she gets sent to her room, like the Nana before her who she's like in many ways. Maybe she's planning to kill us all while she's in her room for five minutes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 01:22 PM (hzuYO)



Did you see the video of the 20's year old girl drove the dad's Suburban into his house because he wouldn't do something she wanted?

Yeah......things have changed, mightily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:24 PM (ccf/V)

347 Still entertain the thought of building a Tamiya 1/48 F-14A in a 'what-if' Naval heritage WWII tri-color scheme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

I'm not going to build Chippy Ho, I'm doing a VFA-131 bird, blue tail 400.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:24 PM (PGK1w)

348 If you need a striking and different F-16 to build

https://tinyurl.com/4m34hk8x

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:25 PM (2GVsD)

349 Proton Mail still down. Cripes. How hard is it to run email servers, FFS?
https://status.proton.me/
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:06 PM (Jr5Lq)


Based on the statement at the top of the page, the issue was a storage hardware failure. That takes time to recover from and they can't really move forward until that have recovered from it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 01:25 PM (ExV1e)

350 For someone who was supposedly psychotic, she sure was capable of a lot of logical (if not moral) planning and attention to detail.

Just sayin'.

Look, if you don't want your kids, then give them to me, and I will raise them. Murder is just.... evil.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:25 PM (dEHLq)

351 Still entertain the thought of building a Tamiya 1/48 F-14A in a 'what-if' Naval heritage WWII tri-color scheme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

But you need to do this. Do it now.

- Zod

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:26 PM (PGK1w)

352 Did you see the video of the 20's year old girl drove the dad's Suburban into his house because he wouldn't do something she wanted?

Yeah......things have changed, mightily.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:24 PM (ccf/V)

There have always been people like that. We just hear about it more often now.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:26 PM (dEHLq)

353 We don't execute people if they don't know what they were doing in the commission of a grave act. The idea of Christian society is that we are not barbarians.

OTOH this was fully premeditated.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 12:51 PM (j6dNk)

IIRC, the M'Naghten Rule (spellling?) was formulated for the case of an absolute imbecile who committed a crime. A person of such hugely diminished mentality that it was impossible for him to even form an intent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:19 PM (1z8ji)
________

M'Naghten test goes back to 1850s Britain. It was indeed formulated to deal with the incredibly rare circumstance where someone commits a crime while being 100% unable to understand what he or she is doing. Like a completely insane lunatic who thinks he's a milking minotaur or someone sleep-walking.

Unfortunately, the rule has been watered down by commie judges and legislatures since then.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

354 >>> "Did anyone see the new Insidious movie? About a mom that goes cray cray and dies to protect her daughter." Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:05 PM

No. Why would I want to?
Maybe I misunderstood, but it seems that inside of the same post you both condemned Hollywood and yet endorsed a movie with a horrible precept.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 01:12 PM (2Ez/1)

I like horror films, even though I flinch at every jump scare. My husband and I had a date night and went and watched Insidious. It had good themes about ending generational trauma, the love of a mom for her kid, and forgiving your parents. Good stuff, amid scares of women dealing with possession in their dreams and psychosis.

Why do we have several posts about Hollywood here each week? Why does TJM have a youtube channel about film? Because culture, and how it is affected via the entertainment its society consumes, matters.

I love the magic of movies. I despise what Hollywood has done to use it as a tool to destroy our society and make people hate themselves and our country. But I will still always love it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM (Eng1Z)

355 And your mistake, again, is the "We". You highly, highly over-estimate how many people share your position.

But hey, if the bitch murders three of yours ? I don't care. Show all the mercy you wish.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:23 PM (ZEFzw)

You are reading too much into "my" position. I was talking quite specifically about the Christian position of not having the state execute someone who is not competent to stand trial.

If you're gonna play thicko, do so by pretending to not understand my point rather than just not understanding it. You want society to have that power and intention don't take it out on me.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM (j6dNk)

356 "Look, if you don't want your kids, then give them to me, and I will raise them."

Be careful what you ask for. You'll get thousands of takers for that offer.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

357 Murdering your Own defenseless CHILDREN…it IS insane that there is a ‘legal’ way out of accountability

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM (FCPbW)

358 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (lFFaq)

Respectfully, I just see it differently. Christ died for sinners, BUT only sinners who repent are forgiven. And BTW, the individuals truly wronged here are 3 innocent children who cannot grant forgiveness because they’re dead. I cannot and would not grant forgiveness… and honestly I can’t for those kids. It’s a logical impossibility…. And for me, I’d be full of self loathing if I stood in court and said what a wonderful mother my murdering wife was… it’s just wrong

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM (sBAAu)

359 If you need a striking and different F-16 to build

https://tinyurl.com/4m34hk8x

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:25 PM (2GVsD)

I'm doing my -16 in the 65th Aggressor 84-220.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM (PGK1w)

360 But then the question becomes, can they be 'fixed'? or do we permanently take them out of society so they can't do it again.

Heinlein was right. Either they can be cured, or they can't. If they can't, what if they escape - or are released - and kill again. How do you explain that to the family of the new victims. If they can be fixed, how can they live with what they did when they were 'sick'.

Best to kill them humanely and be done with it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 01:28 PM (ExV1e)

361 350 For someone who was supposedly psychotic, she sure was capable of a lot of logical (if not moral) planning and attention to detail.

Just sayin'.

Look, if you don't want your kids, then give them to me, and I will raise them. Murder is just.... evil.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:25 PM (dEHLq)

Leave them at a nunnery. Or the equivalent.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:28 PM (odBC9)

362
There have always been people like that. We just hear about it more often now.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:26 PM (dEHLq)



I think it's happening a lot more frequently now. Sure, social media and camera phones have changed the game, but I don't think these incidents were any way as frequent as they are today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)

363 It wasn't murder, murder.

Posted by: Deranged Feminist at September 01, 2026 01:29 PM (XeU6L)

364 IIRC, the M'Naghten Rule (spellling?) was formulated for the case of an absolute imbecile who committed a crime. A person of such hugely diminished mentality that it was impossible for him to even form an intent.

And its a stupid rule. Absolute idiotic.

Lets say you come home and a true idiot looks up at you from a pool of blood that used to belong to your kin. With an Angelic Smile from one of those under-formed, flat faces that we all know when we see them in public ? The kind that hugs everyone in the room ?

I know what I do. That idiot is still guilty.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:29 PM (ZEFzw)

365 Prison, mental hospital...as long as she's locked up for life, I'm fine with either.
She killed children. Her own children.
Even if she was completely unable to withstand the compulsion of her depression or psychosis or whatever the fuck she's claiming, she should be taken out of society.
I don't think Andrea Yates should be in prison. She was absolutely not in her right mind, and I had, and still do, compassion for her. She should be in a mental hospital, though. For the rest of her life.
There was another case, can't remember her name, where a neighbor heard a woman screaming in her back yard, " not the baby, Jesus, I can't kill the baby. I can't do it, you have to, I can't " etc, just absolutely hysterical and completely out of her mind, seeing things, etc. And she had killed her other children, but even the cops at the scene talked about how she was clearly and undeniably beyond crazy. They thought she was on Crack, she was so bad. She was not on anything but prescribed psych meds.
Those kinds of cases should be in mental hospitals. I don't think Clancy is one of those, but I'd be ok if she went to the nut house for life, and if she miraculously gets "cured", to prison.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 01, 2026 01:29 PM (Vvh2V)

366 Post partum psychosis is real. It has not been studied to the extent it needs to be, obviously.

I would encourage people who know nothing about it, other than what they read on the internet, to perhaps stfu.

Having compassion doesn’t excuse the action.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (W2Pud)

367 342 The pink ladies cheering her should start a petition for abortion to age 18yrs.

they're not *really* adults until 26, when they get forced off their parents' insurance.

just sayin'.

Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (oY6Yp)

368 >>For someone who was supposedly psychotic, she sure was capable of a lot of logical (if not moral) planning and attention to detail.

Psychotics are often quite capable of logical planning - call it 'hyperlogical'. If she is incapable of judging right from wrong, then she is permanently committed. If she is capable of judging right from wrong, hang her.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (NcvvS)

369 Aggressor?

Sand, Grape, Snake, Frog, or Pumpkin on an F-5E.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (2GVsD)

370 Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke: What's your sign?
Victoria Brisbane: I'm sorry. It's... unlisted.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:08 PM (9Q+nP)

I used to say, "Don't have one. I sold it."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (1z8ji)

371 But then the question becomes, can they be 'fixed'? or do we permanently take them out of society so they can't do it again.

Someone posted a link to a woman that murdered her kids, got declared insane, was "cured" and released, had more kids and...murdered them as well.

Murder of one's own children is the worst sort of crime. It should always involve the death sentence . I don't care just how crazy you are.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

372 Old and busted: if they are alone in the woods, women choose the bear over a man

The New Hotness: if their kids are alone in the woods, men choose the bear over the woke woman

Winners: bears

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:31 PM (Eng1Z)

373 No. They can't. And frankly I think there's a solid case that killers with mental illness should be put down just like any other killer because of the ongoing threat they pose.
Posted by: If it saves just one child's life at September 01, 2026 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

We simply have to accept the fact that some forms of mental illness are terminal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (1z8ji)

374 >>Winners: bears

*whimper* but they're out of control!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (NcvvS)

375 Wait til trans mothers use the diagnosis to kill their poor children...who should not be with them to begin with.

*On soapbox*...and nor should ghey or lesbos have "children" to mentally abuse.

"Mommy? Am I a girl or boy today?" Said Butterfly, age 3yrs, confused and probably going to shoot schools in the future.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (hzuYO)

376 "Someone posted a link to a woman that murdered her kids, got declared insane, was "cured" and released, had more kids and...murdered them as well. "

Which is why I say Clancy needs to be sterilized, stat. She can easily get pregnant again, even if incarcerated or committed.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

377 For the records black bears just want to eat your Pic-a-nic basket. Grizzley's though love people seeking them out...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

378 nood

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (Jr5Lq)

379 372 Old and busted: if they are alone in the woods, women choose the bear over a man

The New Hotness: if their kids are alone in the woods, men choose the bear over the woke woman

Winners: bears
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:31 PM (Eng1Z)

How about you all just leave us the F alone?

or at least bring a Pic i Nic basket....

Posted by: Yogi, the Bear at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (mP0Kj)

380 Post partum psychosis is real. It has not been studied to the extent it needs to be, obviously.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (W2Pud)

So is premeditated murder. Wheat must always be separated from chaff regardless of how well these things are understood.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (j6dNk)

381 OTOH this was fully premeditated.
Posted by: ...
--------

See: Magda Goebbels

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

382 I think it's happening a lot more frequently now. Sure, social media and camera phones have changed the game, but I don't think these incidents were any way as frequent as they are today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)

Before social media the people who were like this were contained, quarantined, shamed, corrected, held in check by their communities. Now they get on TikTok with their insanity and gross antisocial behavior and receive adulation, affirmation, encouragement, admiration, "YASSS SLAY KWEEEN" and so forth. It's simple behavioral conditioning. So yes I believe we're getting more of it in addition to it being more visible.

Posted by: Mental health contagion at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

383 I like horror films, even though I flinch at every jump scare. My husband and I had a date night and went and watched Insidious. It had good themes about ending generational trauma, the love of a mom for her kid, and forgiving your parents. Good stuff, amid scares of women dealing with possession in their dreams and psychosis.

Why do we have several posts about Hollywood here each week? Why does TJM have a youtube channel about film? Because culture, and how it is affected via the entertainment its society consumes, matters.

I love the magic of movies. I despise what Hollywood has done to use it as a tool to destroy our society and make people hate themselves and our country. But I will still always love it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM
+++

Yes, we human beings are compelled by story.
I'm rereading John Eldredge's book "Epic" which explains our need for story.
I just don't care for stories where Stan wins.

Because he doesn't.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (2Ez/1)

384 I really don't care what the 'excuse' is. You murdered your children In front of each other.


You should never breathe free air ever again. And the longevity should be limited.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (ccf/V)

385 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (ccf/V)

386 Sand, Grape, Snake, Frog, or Pumpkin on an F-5E.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (2GVsD)

This one: https://www.f-16.net/g3/photos/43858

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (PGK1w)

387 Except that we aren't God. Also, Christ died while we were yet sinners. Honestly, like I said, the forgiveness is for *us*. Cutting off contact with someone who hasn't repented is valid, but not carrying the weight of that hurt is for our benefit. It's not like the unrepentant person is suffering while we suffer intensely from holding the anger/resentment/shame/whatever.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 01:18 PM (lFFaq)
___

Well said.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (Rln0i)

388 >>We simply have to accept the fact that some forms of mental illness are terminal.

Larry Niven wrote a story about this. If the individual could be rehabilitated, then that one would suicide after understanding what had happened; if not, then execution is appropriate. Damn it, need to find the name of the story now.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (NcvvS)

389 A real judge on the bench would have called the trial when the four bitches wore pink on the same day. Penalized them and call for a new jury and new trial.

What? Jurisprudence? What jurisprudence?
Dear Prudence won't you come out today?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (WXr4y)

390 If the state of Massachusetts lets her off, why not bring federal charges? By the way, the state of Massachusetts no longer has the death penalty, but the federal government does.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (eGn4U)

391 Doof, good show for the front page.
Good pic too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (WXr4y)

392 276 I know this family, I asked for prayers for them back when this horrible tragedy occurred. They were and are wonderful people whose lives have forever been changed. The conspiracy theories and TikTok videos disgust me.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 01, 2026 01:04 PM (ibDUx)

Good of you to show up here, DDS.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (odBC9)

393 A major reason for punishment(justice) after a crime is deterrence.
Lindsay Clancy, more than anyone, must be made an example to deter others from such monstrous evil.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (FCPbW)

394 M'Naghten test goes back to 1850s Britain. It was indeed formulated to deal with the incredibly rare circumstance where someone commits a crime while being 100% unable to understand what he or she is doing. Like a completely insane lunatic who thinks he's a milking minotaur or someone sleep-walking.

Unfortunately, the rule has been watered down by commie judges and legislatures since then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

Thank you, Elric! I agree that it has been perverted far beyond its original humane intent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1z8ji)

395 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 01:27 PM (sBAAu)

Obviously *we* can't forgive her since her crime wasn't against us. That would be the height of hubris. I was under the impression it was her husband, who was hurt by this that was under discussion.

in your formulation, what happens to the person when the perpetrator has died without apologizing?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (lFFaq)

396 I hear there are a preponderance of XX chromosome carriers on that jury.

Posted by: epador at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (TRnzq)

397 Yes, this is true too. The two people who should have been most angry and upset at the murder of three defenseless kids instead were giving her a full pardon. I knew that would affect at least one member of the jury.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

The reverse could also be true, if you distort your feelings about her then based on what you think now, you allow all the same types to blame her murders on you having hated her all along.

It's a no win situation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (uhVAy)

398
Having compassion doesn’t excuse the action.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 01:30 PM (W2Pud)
********

It is real, but not at 8mo postpartum as a common diagnosis.

I don't doubt that at all. With newborns you are tired and your hormones are whacked for a couple of months.

The problem(s) is the age of the baby: 8mo. By then babies are at a wonderful age of sleeping all night, smiling, happy. Two toddler siblings add to the general chaos. I know because I had two boys 2yrs apart. Motherhood is rough. My husband traveled a lot & I managed and did not think of harming them, ever.

She was, from what I read,in a psych unit for a brief 5dy stay. Did she fake it was ok, she was just tired,will take her meds and get help, etc?

I saw psychotic people of all stripes in the ED: drugs, drunks, mental illness. Not all of these can "fake it." Or are homicidal. Or could premeditate a murder of anyone.

A RN would know how to "trick" the shrinks in the psych unit if needed. Correct answers. She checked herself in and then regretted it?

They certainly (I would hope) did not see any homocidal tendencies that could not be helped and discharge her.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (hzuYO)

399 128 As soon as the female jurors showed up to deliberations wearing matching pink outfits in solidarity with the pro-satan protesters outside the prosecutor should have lost his fucking mind and the judge should have either replaced those jurors with alternates or declared an immediate mistrial.
Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 12:39 PM (oqH4h)

Yes.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (odBC9)

400 400

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (odBC9)

401 Unfortunately, the rule has been watered down by commie judges and legislatures since then.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

Thank you, Elric! I agree that it has been perverted far beyond its original humane intent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1z8ji)

One of the first not guilty by insanity cases in the US at least was Congressman Dan Sickles popping US Attorney Philip Barton Key in Washington DC for having an affair with his wife in 1859

It's been pretty perverted from early times.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (uhVAy)

402 If the state of Massachusetts lets her off, why not bring federal charges? By the way, the state of Massachusetts no longer has the death penalty, but the federal government does.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (eGn4U)

What makes it a federal crime that isn't covered by state charges?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (uhVAy)

403 Completely off topic: wife (what a treasure!) and I saw Coyote v Acme yesterday. Do yourself a favor and go see this movie. Okay, I am a boomer-lawyer-Looney Tunes fan, so I was predisposed to love the flick, but still. Very well done, with endless sly Looney Tunes jokes in the background. Looks great on the big screen. And nothing woke, which is amazing considering it was actually made about four years ago.
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 01, 2026 12:38 PM (8SnSQ)

Saw it over the weekend with a theater full of people. It was great! As a boomer who saw many of the Warner cartoons in the movies in the 50', then on TV in the early 60's, it was a super enjoyable flick. Lots of inside jokes as well, if you were a Loony Tunes fan. My grown son, who grew up watching them on TV was laughing as much as me. Nice to see a movie that left you smiling as you were leaving the theater. The production was very much a labor of love for the people who made the original cartoons.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (hmYU4)

404 >>We simply have to accept the fact that some forms of mental illness are terminal.

Larry Niven wrote a story about this. If the individual could be rehabilitated, then that one would suicide after understanding what had happened; if not, then execution is appropriate. Damn it, need to find the name of the story now.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (NcvvS)

A similar thing in a James White story about a hospital in space. Some alien of unknown origin was loose in a control area and hitting controls, messing with life support and gravity for the entire station and killing many. A doctor manages to get within shooting range of the thing and is convinced over his reluctance to shoot by someone saying - if you were doing that when out of control, what would you think if you awoke sane and learned what you did? wouldn't you want to have been shot?. So he shoots and it turns out to have been an animal after all.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (uhVAy)

405 After the mistrial, ask for sequestration to protect the jury from all the groupies, and be a little more pointed in voir dire about weeding out the women-can-do-no-wrong crowd. You can't keep determined liars off the jury, but you can eliminate some of the less sophisticated weirdos.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (GD2xa)

406 An unfortunate example of true psychosis was on display yesterday in, of course, NYC.

The pot-bellied slasher woman who killed a beautiful girl she did not know and attacked an elderly man.

Most people who are psychotic killers are doing it on impulse vs careful planning. There are some who plan, like serial killers or school shooters. Mothers with postpartum depression must fall into the rare form who plan.

She had "help" in therapy and with meds. Whether she took the meds or was consistent is unknown. Some people should never be around children. Ever.

Her L&D choice of nursing is a mystery to me. All of the L&D and nursery NICU nursery nurses were wonderful and it is often a lifetime career they love life so much.

Full blown psychosis is just that. Rare premeditation for days of how to kill, research from the Internet, careful planning as to when to kill.

Sure, like the school killers, they have plans similar to the trans girl in TN. Evil planners.

This "mother" is another level of mental psychosis. Depression. Whatever label you want to give her.

At the very best I wish her a life in a prison for the insane where she can never harm another life.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (hzuYO)

407 "To be legally insane and not culpable of a crime, you have to be so disturbed that you cannot tell right from wrong."

Massachusetts laws is broader than that, it also includes the defect preventing them from being able to comply with the law. I.e. the defect prevents them from being able to control themselves.

The defense is only required to prove there is a mental defect. The burden is then on the prosecution to prove, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the defect did not prevent them from being able to comply with the law. A very high hurdle.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at September 01, 2026 02:54 PM (sIbQO)

408 Ace: "To be legally insane and not culpable of a crime, you have to be so disturbed that you cannot tell right from wrong. "

Like, you mean, the typical Philosophy PhD.

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at September 01, 2026 03:56 PM (VrQ+c)

409 "Pepperidge Fahms remembahs ... that Massachusetts is wicked fulla crazy bitches."

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 01, 2026 04:02 PM (H4qGm)

410 Women are broken. The final stages of a dying society.

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at September 01, 2026 04:12 PM (uYPG+)

411 I know Alex the Chick will be upset but it’s time to remove women’s suffrage.

Or western civilization will cease.

Posted by: The Dog at September 01, 2026 05:03 PM (nOcud)

The Tuesday Morning Rant

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Selective outrage. We've seen it countless times. Difficult to predict, but very clear when it happens.

Often times results in "Whataboutism"

Whataboutism often serves to reduce the perceived plausibility or seriousness of the original accusation or question by suggesting that the person advancing it is hypocritical or that the responder’s misbehavior is not unique or unprecedented.

That is from britannica.com

A great recent example comes from the golf world. Well known equipment and apparel manufacturer Callaway found them selves in hot water over an ad produces by a partner company of theirs called Good Good Golf. The backlash was strong. The outrage seems -- selective.

Good Good Golf has taken the brunt of the immediate criticism and consequences. Callaway - for now at least - not so much.

Not familiar with Good Good Golf? Allow Grok to summarize:

Founded in 2020 by Garrett Clark, Stephen Castaneda, and Matt Scharff (later joined by others including Micah Morris and Tom Broders). Channel created July 2020; first video September 2020. Based in Frisco, Texas (founders originally from the Kansas City area).

Concept: friends playing golf challenges, trick shots, and casual matches. Aimed at younger viewers rather than traditional golf TV.

Matt Kendrick (previously involved with YouTube fishing channel Googan Squad) became CEO and pushed the business side — apparel, merch, events, and brand deals.

Grew rapidly: main channel passed 1 million subscribers by the time of the Callaway deal and later exceeded 2 million. Expanded into hats/apparel (strong seller at Dick’s and Golf Galaxy), live events, a women’s-focused channel, and later a $45 million funding round (2025).


No let's get to the current situation


The ad itself is said to be based on a movie called Obsession. From Wikipedia:

Obsession is a 2025/2026 supernatural horror movie written, directed, and edited by Curry Barker, a 26-year-old filmmaker who started with YouTube/TikTok shorts and a prior low-budget film (Milk & Serial). It premiered at TIFF in September 2025, then opened theatrically in the U.S. on May 15, 2026 (Focus Features / Blumhouse involvement). Shot for about $750,000–$1 million, it became a surprise hit, grossing hundreds of millions worldwide.

Bear (Michael Johnston), a shy music-store employee, has a long crush on his friend/coworker Nikki (Inde Navarrette) but can’t tell her. He uses a supernatural novelty item called the “One Wish Willow” to wish that she will fall in love with him. The wish works — but she becomes violently, unnaturally obsessed. It’s a modern “monkey’s paw / be careful what you wish for” story that starts like awkward romance and turns into horror.

The ad created a firestorm. It was said to promote violence against women. The tie-in to the movie was lost on most. From Grok (citing multiple sources):

CEO Matt Kendrick and Garrett Clark said the driver spot was meant as a parody of Obsession — Clark being “obsessed” with the new Callaway driver the way the movie’s characters get possessed by obsession, so anyone who touched the club would trigger that. In Clark’s later apology video he called the concept “super dumb” and “the worst ad known to man” once he saw the finished product. The connection was loose: the movie is about romantic/supernatural obsession turning dangerous, not a guy shoving someone over a golf club. Critics of the ad said the execution didn’t read as parody of that film.

It really was a bad ad. But was the backlash warranted?

Here's where some "whataboutism" abounds.

Snickers


Michelob


And who can forget Terry Tate?


Good Good Golf has been "cancelled".

Callaway terminated it's partnership with them. The partnership began in 2023

They lost a PGA Tour event title sponsorship

Dick's Sporting Goods and their subsidiary Golf Galaxy pulled their products - which had been selling quite well


Meanwhile, Callaway seems much less harmed. Probably because they issued this CYA memo with the proper woke homage to "diversity and inclusion"


From Nick Adams on X

1. Callaway approved this ad from Good Good

2. The full 60 second ad clearly shows that it's a skit mimicking the film Obsession, not an endorsement for violence

Would I have run the ad? No, it's a bad ad.

Do they deserve to have their company destroyed? Absolutely not.

I agree with him completely. This is selective outrage in 2 ways - the previous ads weren't met with that kind of reaction, and Callaway isn't facing anywhere near that kind of heat.

Although time will tell about the long term consequences to Callaway. Perhaps "get woke, go broke" will apply. I was a big fan of Callaway products before this situation. I spent a lot of money on Callaway irons earlier this year. I use their golf balls and have several hats and shirts of theirs. The irons are too expensive for me to get rid of. But I won't be wearing their apparel any longer. And I will be switching to a different golf ball manufacturer as well.

I don't think I'm alone in this regard.

Posted by: Doof at 11:00 AM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 11:00 AM (u9Xr5)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

3 Yep, too.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (/hk2L)

4 Smooth Monkey

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (VkY89)

5 Me three

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (u9Xr5)

6 Advertising is cut throat. Some cut, others get cut.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

7 Morning Doof and the Horde! I like the happy monkey.

Posted by: Buck at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (z6ONu)

8 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (+gK6I)

9 I do not even get the ad. It's retarded. It's all... bizarre non sequiturs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (Y/06r)

10 Just tell the mob to eat shit. Do not give an inch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (u9Xr5)

11 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?

It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (2ocoG)

12 6 Advertising is cut throat. Some cut, others get cut.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)

How is this even an ad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (Y/06r)

13 8 embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Buck at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (z6ONu)

14 lol I like the ad!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (j+aD2)

15 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (+gK6I)


Exactly

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (QLC6i)

16 Because I don't have a working TV and don't have FB, Twitter or TikTok, I miss a number of things people get enraged about. I am not sorry about this .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (xSAlF)

17 9 I do not even get the ad. It's retarded. It's all... bizarre non sequiturs.


it's a take off of Obsession (good movie btw)

I'm sure this was an online-only ad! probably very selective placement

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)

18 So was Good, Good Golf connected to Trump in any way because that would explain the cancellation...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)

19 14 lol I like the ad!!!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (j+aD2)

*sideeye*

*backs away slowly without turning around*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (Y/06r)

20 that chick should just be happy the guys let her golf with them

heh

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)

21 @1 yup
*goes back to whittling*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (cWLG3)

22 Let that bitch have it!

Posted by: Michael Skskel at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (u9Xr5)

23 >>Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?


If they have to tell you...

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (Shi2G)

24 18 So was Good, Good Golf connected to Trump in any way because that would explain the cancellation...


no it was just "he pushed the girl"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (j+aD2)

25 23 >>Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?


weak little snowflakes WHO RULE YOU

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (j+aD2)

26 Men and women are the same

Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up

Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (fapp/)

27 it's a take off of Obsession (good movie btw)

I'm sure this was an online-only ad! probably very selective placement
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)

I only know the movie from people talking about it. But I am still not getting the connection aside from the creepy smile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (Y/06r)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

29 26 Men and women are the same

Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up

Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (fapp/)

Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (Y/06r)

30 The Betty White/Abe Vigoda one is hysterical. The Callaway one is eerie. Nobody but a therapist would approve the Callaway ad.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (dfgzq)

31 I'm not a golfer. Never heard of this kerfuffle.

I'll loan my share of outrage to the highest bidder.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (A3xvt)

32 Bad marketing has repercussions. I've bought the last set of clubs I'll ever own so no outrage here. Maybe these companies should be marketing stretching and form and other such fundamentals to help customers improve their game?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (Ujrb8)

33 I only know the movie from people talking about it. But I am still not getting the connection aside from the creepy smile.



yeah good point I assume the One Wish Willow was somehow involved tho

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (j+aD2)

34 If you're going to be switching golf balls, try the Taylor Made TP5 or TP5X. They are sweet!

Posted by: Giles Overreach at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (cOor7)

35 The office linebacker guy turned out to be a foaming at the mouth leftie.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (YwEeS)

36 One of the problems with the GG/Callaway ad is it relies on knowledge of a specific subset of the zeitgeist.

I would never have connected the ad to Obsession if someone hadn't pointed it out to me because I've never seen that movie.

Modern advertising runs a big risk when they try to connect with the zeitgeist because pop culture is so, so fragmented these days you'll never be able to really grasp what the "cool kids" are into.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (FZ29D)

37 The ad was very meh. I didn't really understand it as I don't see many new movies, so it missed me completely.

I'm not cancelling shit over it, tho.

Woman gets pushed out of the way by a man. Big F*cking Deal.

What happened to equality? Women can do what men, right?

The hypocrisy. It knows no bounds.


I f*cking HATE what they're turning the world into.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (ccf/V)

38
Meh, I honestly don't see it as an offensive or "bad ad."

It's obviously a silly ad that this guy is so obsessed with his great new golf club that social norms go out the window for him.

Even without the "Obsession" connection that's obvious.

But...what makes it a poor ad is that it offends enough libtardsd and AWFLs that it becomes a negative thing. Not because the ad is bad but because of the voices in their heads.

Still, the ad company did their clients no service by not figuring this out ahead of time.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (iJfKG)

39 well I know what new driver the boys are getting for xmas this year!

also has cool name

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (j+aD2)

40 Somebody organized this. Hire a forensics IT guy and return the favor.

PS
For the best golf balls, go with Pinnacle.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2WIwB)

41 2. The full 60 second ad clearly shows that it's a skit mimicking the film Obsession, not an endorsement for violence

Caucasian, please. Most people never saw the movie, and had no idea it was an homage. Just how dumb do you have to be in 2026 to think that was a smart thing to put in an ad?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)

42 Men and women are the same

Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up

Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees


ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)

43 can somebody tell me what I'm supposed to be bothered about regarding this golf commercial?

Posted by: DanMan at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (8uzBS)

44 >>Bad marketing has repercussions.


This guy gets it.

Posted by: Quiznos at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (Shi2G)

45 Don't do drugs, kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (Y/06r)
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*** Nancy Reagan approves this message ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (FZ29D)

46 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?

I enjoyed Michelob's answer.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (dfgzq)

47 The world of sports is being ruined by hole for a head woman and their homosexual back hole allies in the media. Name one popular sport from the 1980s or earlier that they have not ruined. Make sure to wear your pink ribbon.

Posted by: October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (+iYtA)

48 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?

It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.
Posted by: Ian S.



THIS times a Brazilian!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (U0c5a)

49 Oh well ... there will be a new selective outrage "social media" mass-formation-psychosis virtue-signaling "controversy" next week for The Left to wet their diapers over (and this will eventually be forgotten) ... so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (m0vIZ)

50 Modern advertising runs a big risk when they try to connect with the zeitgeist because pop culture is so, so fragmented these days you'll never be able to really grasp what the "cool kids" are into.


exactly true.

yeah it is hard. that's why the tie to the film is kinda not exact. they were trying to shock tho, yes.

which can be .. it depends on what the audience is. if this get shared around some young guys will be happy to buy the club

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (j+aD2)

51
ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)

The thought of that makes me furious and very sad

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (+gK6I)

52 but Michelob was WAY ahead of them and put a much better comedic twist on theirs years ago 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/o2zVwS4FeY



"Ohhh. Late hit!"


Actually kinda funny........F*cking GET OVER YOURSELVES.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (ccf/V)

53 we should be discussing the extremely gay new Eagles (and Patriots!) male cheerleader/dancer abomination

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)

54 40 Somebody organized this. Hire a forensics IT guy and return the favor.

PS
For the best golf balls, go with Pinnacle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2WIwB)

Nice new pro shirt you have there!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (Y/06r)

55 I'm beginning to think CNN can't be entirely trusted.

🚨 NEW: CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer just issued a “quick note of clarification” after falsely suggesting U.S. troops would be impacted by Trump's executive order cracking down on mail-in ballots following an exchange he had with Dem Virginia Gov Abigail Spanberger last week.
“A quick note of clarification. We discussed legal challenges to the Trump administration’s directives for the Postal Service on mail-in voting. A comment I made suggested that U.S. military and overseas voters' ballots would be impacted by these directives. I want to be clear right now: those ballots are exempt from the Postal Service’s new rules implementing the president’s March executive order. Those groups are covered under the Uniformed and Overseas Absentee Voting Act, just to be specific on that point.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)

56 The golf ad would have been fine if it had been the woman assaulting the man.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (vTZFs)

57 The thought of that makes me furious and very sad


trying not to think about this

yes very mad

furious

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (j+aD2)

58 Because I don't have a working TV and don't have FB, Twitter or TikTok, I miss a number of things people get enraged about. I am not sorry about this .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (xSAlF)


I do have all of those except for TikTok, and I never saw the ad. And, like you, I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (KKJEY)

59 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?



Just because the left says and does stupid things doesn't mean we should follow suit.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)

60 Meh.

I am going to make a wild a$$ guess that it's feminists who are outraged about this. How original. I am reminded of a Super Bowl ad a few years back in which a giant rooster kicked the sh#t of a famer, set in an office - selling cornflakes or something?

Ads in general have gotten meaner, weirder and sort of mystifying as to what they are trying to say/sell. Millennials are one f'd up generation, generally speaking, with obvious caveat that I don't mean ALL Millennials, nor do I want to start a flame war over this classification. They have had their perspectives warped by being the first very online generation, with early Tumblr/Reddit brain rot affecting some of them.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (X8xt3)

61 I remember in... '96 or so a buddy was getting me into golf. I enjoyed it. But I remember going into the pro shop and looking at the clothing and being astounded. The shirt feels nice, but $70?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (Y/06r)

62 The ad sucks as an ad. Golf sucks as a game. The woke progtard cancel squad sucks. Lots of suckage to go around here.

Posted by: All suckage all the time at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (TbWk/)

63 The office linebacker guy turned out to be a foaming at the mouth leftie.

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (YwEeS)

---------------

They were able to get in a mocking shot at Christians there in the final seconds.

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (m0vIZ)

64 I just have to ask why these guys were singled out.

Is it simply because they were an easy target?

The ad isn't funny, but it's not offensive either.

I have to assume the cruelty and the raw exercise of power was the point of destroying them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (zjgNU)

65 I do have all of those except for TikTok, and I never saw the ad. And, like you, I'm okay with that.


yeah it was a targeted ad! someone (as suggested above) decided to push this to the media to hurt Callaway and Good Good.

normies weren't supposed to see this

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (j+aD2)

66 I have to assume the cruelty and the raw exercise of power was the point of destroying them.


probably just a competitor

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (j+aD2)

67 The office linebacker guy turned out to be a foaming at the mouth leftie.

************

Yeah he was awesome right up to when he tackled Sarah Palin to give Obama a free campaign ad, then he was assho

I hope he aged badly like this fucking guy did

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (fapp/)

68 Name one popular sport from the 1980s or earlier that they have not ruined. Make sure to wear your pink ribbon.

Posted by: October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (+iYtA)

Hockey.

The NHL has banned all pride night/unique jersey/pay-attention-to-me events of any kind.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (PGK1w)

69 PS
For the best golf balls, go with Pinnacle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2WIwB)

Nice new pro shirt you have there!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (Y/06r)

***

*tapes up camera eye*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (2WIwB)

70 Golf is gay as fuck

Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)

71 >>I've bought the last set of clubs I'll ever own so no outrage here.

Me, too. Played Hogan irons for years before switching to Titleist's "old man" irons. They will probably be tossed in the trash by my daughter after I die.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (J4Dwc)

72 If you're going to be switching golf balls, try the Taylor Made TP5 or TP5X. They are sweet!
Posted by: Giles Overreach at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (cOor7)


Probably going with Taylor Made SpeedSoft. Especially as the cooler weather of fall approaches. I currently use Callaway SuperSoft, and they work well for me.

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (QLC6i)

73 ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)


I haven't been all that plugged into the trial, and until recently I was kinda on the fence about it: not about Clancy having actually murdered her kids, but I was willing to entertain the possibility that, okay, maybe she was so out of her mind she really didn't know what she was doing.

But after reading through some of the stuff last night--her calling her husband in the middle of the murdering, lawyering up the second she got to the hospital, etc.--no, she's guilty and ought to spend the rest of her life in solitary.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (KKJEY)

74 Golf is gay as fuck

Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)
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Preach it!

Posted by: Leo Wong from Futurama at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)

75 I've long been a Bridgestone golf ball guy. Not that I'm any good or anything, but found that ball more fit my game. The e6 was preferred. The B330's were pricy, but fine.

I won't shun playing a Pro V1 or 1x found in the woods, tho.

*I suck at golf so it's likely the ball used means naught to me or my game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)

76 Ads in general have gotten meaner, weirder and sort of mystifying as to what they are trying to say/sell. Millennials are one f'd up generation, generally speaking, with obvious caveat that I don't mean ALL Millennials, nor do I want to start a flame war over this classification. They have had their perspectives warped by being the first very online generation, with early Tumblr/Reddit brain rot affecting some of them.



I think it's a reflection of modern life's absolute saturation with ads. You have to do SOMETHING to stand out from the clutter, or you're just wallpaper. Being offensive is probably the easiest way to do that.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)

77 >>Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?

It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.
- - - -
Sadly, this.

Shorter: Being a (feminist*) woman means never being held responsible for the consequences of their actions and values.

*Not all women think and behave this way, but this is so for those that dominate the media and politics.
We need another Phyllis Schlaefly!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (X8xt3)

78 37 The ad was very meh. I didn't really understand it as I don't see many new movies, so it missed me completely.

I'm not cancelling shit over it, tho.

Woman gets pushed out of the way by a man. Big F*cking Deal.

What happened to equality? Women can do what men, right?

The hypocrisy. It knows no bounds.


I f*cking HATE what they're turning the world into.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (ccf/V)

Yeah it is all beyond ridiculous now. Checked out a show on Paramount Plus - Marshals. US Marshalls thing. The caricatures of women and Indian Marshalls have become cartoonish and so, so, so predictable. You know the drill without even watching the show, I will bet.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar8)

79 70 Golf is gay as fuck

Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)

Spending all day with a bunch of other dudes swinging your shafts around and handling balls? Yeah...totally gay.

Posted by: Wash my balls and I'll wash yours! at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (TbWk/)

80 Women Warriors, the new zeitgeist.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (Gqar8)

81 But after reading through some of the stuff last night--her calling her husband in the middle of the murdering, lawyering up the second she got to the hospital, etc.--no, she's guilty and ought to spend the rest of her life in solitary.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (KKJEY)

https://youtu.be/9UEGIW_W1hQ

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (Y/06r)

82 Thx Doof.
The difference with the Michelob and Snickers ads is that they were funny and obvious jokes. The golf ad , not so much.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (rNkEQ)

83 And if it DIDN'T have a woman it, well, that would also be sexist.

I saw a cartoon a while back with four panels.

1) Black guy has a white guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "Why is the black guy the criminal?"
2) White guy has a black guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "Racist violence against a minority!"
3) White guy has another white guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "No black people in this movie! Erasure of minorities!"
4) Black guy has another black guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "Portraying violent crime as only a problem for minorities!"


On the positive side, perhaps this new ad featuring Sadie Sink, coupled with last week's Sydney Sweeney lingerie ad, signals that the era of using obese, ugly ham-beasts of indeterminate sex as "models" is over. We may hope.

https://tinyurl.com/325rnrtk

Am I a little fat myself? Yes. Am I therefore a hypocrite? No. I'm not pretending to be a model.

Using a fat ugly model is like hiring Peter Dinklage as a basketball player.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (c+HDg)

84 Ads in general have gotten meaner, weirder and sort of mystifying as to what they are trying to say/sell.

Because ads used to be based on our common pop culture and that no longer exists. Everyone has their own self-curated music, TV, movies, memes, etc, etc.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (2ocoG)

85 That Michelob ad was funny as hell. I wonder if those two ended up together....

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (Fv808)

86 79 70 Golf is gay as fuck

Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)

Spending all day with a bunch of other dudes swinging your shafts around and handling balls? Yeah...totally gay.

Posted by: Wash my balls and I'll wash yours! at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (TbWk/)

=======

The only true manly existence is to live alone in the forests, killing your meat with your bare hands, and using the little leisure time you have reading Marcus Aurelius.

All else is gay, female shit not worthy of a man, and if you disagree, then you're gay and female.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (BKQOu)

87 82 Thx Doof.
The difference with the Michelob and Snickers ads is that they were funny and obvious jokes. The golf ad , not so much.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (rNkEQ)

That's where I would agree. It is like a horrifying joke without the punchline.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (Y/06r)

88 I ran across a thread from some leftwing entertainment mag arguing Olivia Rodrigo's current concert tour is the logical next version of Lillith fair and I have to laugh.

I watched a couple of her videos and she can't really sing but she does have nice gams she likes to show off in mini-dresses.

Way to go feminism!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (sKqQm)

89 48 THIS times a Brazilian!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (U0c5a)

Citizen or wax?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (/hk2L)

90 I want to be clear right now: those ballots are exempt from the Postal Service’s new rules implementing the president’s March executive order. Those groups are covered under the Uniformed and Overseas Absentee Voting Act, just to be specific on that point.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)



Congrats, dipf*ck.

The executive order deals DIRECTLY with those NOT ON VOTER ROLLS or are ILLEGALLY VOTING.

NOTHING to do with military members in areas of combat or remote bases getting their absentee ballots.

F*cking biased retards.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (ccf/V)

91 >>I think it's a reflection of modern life's absolute saturation with ads. You have to do SOMETHING to stand out from the clutter, or you're just wallpaper. Being offensive is probably the easiest way to do that.


Yeah, I suppose they grew up watching Madonna and other play this game to great success.
The problem is that when everyone is rebelling in the same way, you are the norm.

There is no “Bougeois” left to "Épater."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (X8xt3)

92 And who's behind Pinnacle?

Hint: It also starts with a 'P', albeit with a 'Big' in front of it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (0sNs1)

93 The thought of that makes me furious and very sad

-
Well, then, don't watch this.

https://tinyurl.com/yntdw7tc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)

94 For the best golf balls, go with Pinnacle.
Posted by: Diogenes


It doesn't matter what golf balls I use. I hit them so hard that it changes the name on them.



(Reread that as many times as you need to to get it)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (U0c5a)

95 44 >>Bad marketing has repercussions.


This guy gets it.
Posted by: Quiznos at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (Shi2G)

You shut your whore mouth. Quiznos marketing was hilarious!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (zjgNU)

96 The only true manly existence is to live alone in the forests, killing your meat with your bare hands, and using the little leisure time you have reading Marcus Aurelius.

All else is gay, female shit not worthy of a man, and if you disagree, then you're gay and female.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (BKQOu)

Marcus was odd. A fatalistic outlook (which is stoicism) on life.

"Always remember when you embrace your children at night, that they could be dead by morning."

We get it, guy. Give it a rest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (Y/06r)

97 THIS times a Brazilian!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM


Tell us you're a hardwood man without telling us you're a hardwood man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (0sNs1)

98 https://x.com/OpenSourceZone/status/
2094802738483704292

"@OpenSourceZone
CNN: Republicans win both the House and Senate if the polls underestimate them like they did in 2024

2026 Midterms if polls underestimate the GOP

House:
🔴 Republicans: 218
🔵 Democrats: 217

Senate:
🔴 Republicans: 53
🔵 Democrats: 47"

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The summer polls in 2026 are 100% accurate because the final polls in 2024 were 60% accurate, guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (BKQOu)

99 Was it Nick Fuentes who argued sex with women is kind of gay?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)

100 Comedy is hard. It is also subjective. Not everyone appreciates slapstick. The ad didn't work for me because the comedy was poorly executed, making the violence a bit too real. I was not aware of the movie reference, and maybe basing a joke on a movie that less than 1% of your demographic are familiar with is not the wisest marketing decision...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (nbLIj)

101 Heh. They played the 'Mistakes were made' card.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (XeU6L)

102 And who's behind Pinnacle?

Hint: It also starts with a 'P', albeit with a 'Big' in front of it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Big Pharma????

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (U0c5a)

103 we should be discussing the extremely gay new Eagles (and Patriots!) male cheerleader/dancer abomination
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)

No. It's horrible and indicative of everything wrong in our culture.

No discussion needed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (zjgNU)

104 Comedy is hard. It is also subjective. Not everyone appreciates slapstick. The ad didn't work for me because the comedy was poorly executed, making the violence a bit too real. I was not aware of the movie reference, and maybe basing a joke on a movie that less than 1% of your demographic are familiar with is not the wisest marketing decision...

Posted by: Joe Kidd


Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (U0c5a)

105 We'll never get to Mars or have a decent space elevator if we're going to cry over spilled commercials.

Posted by: Captain Video at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (JM9I6)

106 THIS times a Brazilian!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (U0c5a)

Citizen or wax?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (/hk2L)


Steakhouse.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)

107 Probably going with Taylor Made SpeedSoft. Especially as the cooler weather of fall approaches. I currently use Callaway SuperSoft, and they work well for me.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (QLC6i)



I don't mind some of the Calloway offerings, for sure. They're one of the few balls, however, that sometimes my iron shots damage the cover. The grooves in the clubhead sometimes leave some slight louvers on the outside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)

108 The only true manly existence is to live alone in the forests, killing your meat with your bare hands, and using the little leisure time you have reading Marcus Aurelius.

All else is gay, female shit not worthy of a man, and if you disagree, then you're gay and female.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM


So, no watching the Director's Cut of {insert movie title here}?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (0sNs1)

109 > The caricatures of women and Indian Marshalls have become cartoonish and so, so, so predictable.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar

Yeah, I gave up on that one early on. I didn't mind the Indian guy as much as some of the other "stepped out of a rejected Sesame Street episode" casting. At least having an Indian cop in Montana is plausible. The black woman is uber-annoying, though, and after the first episode or two, it seemed like every episode was All About Her.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (c+HDg)

110 108 So, no watching the Director's Cut of {insert movie title here}?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (0sNs1)

=======

Why?

You gay and female?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (BKQOu)

111 99 Was it Nick Fuentes who argued sex with women is kind of gay?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)

"The straightest thing you can do is suck another man's dick!'
-Andrew Tate, probably

Wait, wasn't that a horrifying joke from Tim Allen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (Y/06r)

112 I miss Mister Mayhem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (XeU6L)

113 >>Bad marketing has repercussions.


"True!"
-- Jaguar

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (X8xt3)

114 >>>Golf is gay as fuck

Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos

>Golf and tennis have both taken a dive into the septic system so they did it to themselves. We're going to need a bigger sump pump.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (Ujrb8)

115 Doof at both ends of the day is more upsetting than the silly commercial.

Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (JM9I6)

116 The NHL has banned all pride night/unique jersey/pay-attention-to-me events of any kind.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (PGK1w)

but the literary world has persevered: last time I was at the library I saw on the new arrivals shelf what appeared to be a hockey-themed gay romance novel. who knew?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (VyBeY)

117 They literally said "Mistakes were made..." smh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (RIvkX)

118 Been a fan of good good and youtube golf in general for a long time. I own mulitple GG polo's and they are very well made, I believe South Korean origin on the tag.

I saw the ad originally and like all ads I skipped through it 5 seconds at a time. These guys are funny, make good content, and are getting crushed by this. Bad press is still press, I hope they just weather the storm and find better partnerships going forward. Callaway stuff sucks, my guess they will be signed by Takomo in the next 3 months.

Posted by: Fletch at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (lUL0U)

119 I am usually very good with predicting case results.

The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insanity defense. That I would bet on.

Whether they will go with 2nd or 1st degree I don't know but I can see them going 1st degree. Less confident on that score but pretty sure she's not gonna get away with it. Too much planning and calculation involved to be a pure "the voices and/or depression made me do it" outcome.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (j6dNk)

120 Big Pharma????
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM


Good ... good ...

There'll be an extra tin of sardines in your paybox this week.

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (0sNs1)

121 Golf is also hilarious because so many people focus so hard on the tools (balls, clubs) that they ignore the most important thing they don't want to admit- their shitty swing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (Y/06r)

122 I watched a couple of her videos and she can't really sing but she does have nice gams she likes to show off in mini-dresses.

Milli Vanilli got robbed. All of the record labels pick "talent" by looks and fix it in post now, it's not even controversial. Even when someone slips through who can actually sing (Lady Gaga) they computerize them into numerically perfect oblivion.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:26 AM (2ocoG)

123 Not sure what Pinnacle balls are like now, but when they first came out, it was like hitting rocks. Sure, the went far, but good luck trying to spin one from 100 yards out on an approach shot from the fairway.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 11:26 AM (J4Dwc)

124 Whether they will go with 2nd or 1st degree I don't know but I can see them going 1st degree. Less confident on that score but pretty sure she's not gonna get away with it. Too much planning and calculation involved to be a pure "the voices and/or depression made me do it" outcome.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (j6dNk)

The voices she did not tell anyone about or record in her journal but only relayed months after she murdered her children?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Y/06r)

125 Just a dumb, boring, tasteless ad. Hard to believe the company watched this and said "looks good to me."

Also super gay. What guy gets angry when hot girls try to touch his wood?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (iFTx/)

126 Doof at both ends of the day is more upsetting than the silly commercial.
Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM


To really appreciate Doof, you must observe him discoing at a MoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (0sNs1)

127 119 I am usually very good with predicting case results.

The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insanity defense. That I would bet on.

Whether they will go with 2nd or 1st degree I don't know but I can see them going 1st degree. Less confident on that score but pretty sure she's not gonna get away with it. Too much planning and calculation involved to be a pure "the voices and/or depression made me do it" outcome.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (j6dNk)

She in a death penalty state, I hope?

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar8)

128 They literally said "Mistakes were made..." smh

Unless that's immediately followed by "those responsible have been sacked" and something about moose bites, I assume it was deliberate.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)

129 42 Men and women are the same

Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up

Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees

ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG


This. Its the husband's fault for either over medicating her or undermedicating her or providing a nanny or not providing a chauffeur something something.

But its the dudes fault. He should be on trial.

Posted by: Handmaidens everywhere at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (/WHpM)

130 ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)


And while she's living large, her poor husband will be beaten from pillar to post for the rest of his life, because it will have been his fault that she was driven to such a tragic act.

Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (qRla/)

131 Women Warriors, the new zeitgeist.

Posted by: tubal

Uhhh . . .

https://tinyurl.com/3b97dndh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)

132 127 She in a death penalty state, I hope?

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar

======

MA, so no.

It'll be a hung jury, obviously at this point.

Hopefully prosecution reprosecutes and the judge gets a kick to the balls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (BKQOu)

133 "Obsession" wasn't popular enough to give the ad context.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (v7UJz)

134 She in a death penalty state, I hope?
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar

Massachusetts, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (Y/06r)

135 She in a death penalty state, I hope?
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar


If there were any possibility of her getting the death penalty, she'd have been found guilty on day one as should have happened.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (ExV1e)

136 they ignore the most important thing they don't want to admit- their shitty swing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------------
I am right here, Aetius451AD.

Posted by: scampydog at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (yPJaS)

137 Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (U0c5a)

SOOOO Close, but not quite there. I fixed it for you:

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Posted by: Stalin at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (U0c5a)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (zjgNU)

138 You thought I was dead? Nope.

Posted by: Wokeness at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (NK89z)

139 My question for anybody who has seen both the movie and now the ad is, how well does the ad actually parody the film? My guess is not well at all-- no pre-obsession set up, no supernatural MacGuffin, just a dude who inexplicably obsessed with a golf club.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (/hk2L)

140 I don't mind some of the Calloway offerings, for sure. They're one of the few balls, however, that sometimes my iron shots damage the cover. The grooves in the clubhead sometimes leave some slight louvers on the outside.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)


Cool trick if you can do it on purpose!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (QLC6i)

141 BREAKING NOW

The jury in the Lindsay Clancy trial informs the judge they are DEADLOCKED - cannot reach a unanimous verdict.

The judge sent them back to continue deliberations.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (U0c5a)

142 >>The NHL has banned all pride night/unique jersey/pay-attention-to-me events of any kind.
- - - -

>>but the literary world has persevered: last time I was at the library I saw on the new arrivals shelf what appeared to be a hockey-themed gay romance novel. who knew?
- - - -

Yes, and it's an HBO(?) show, too!
I have no doubt this was written and fast-tracked precisely because the NHL had resisted woke.

IIRC, there were a lot of Gen X girls, who are fans of the books and show, who were crushed that the US Olympic hockey team win didn't include a big, gay kiss between two players after the OT goal.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (X8xt3)

143 The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insanity defense. That I would bet on.

Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (2ocoG)

144 Congrats, dipf*ck.

The executive order deals DIRECTLY with those NOT ON VOTER ROLLS or are ILLEGALLY VOTING.


Translation: I repeated the leftist lies mindlessly because there was nobody in the entire CNN newsroom who recognized them as lies or, if they did, were willing to say so.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (vTZFs)

145 Why?
You gay and female?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM


Just FYI, a ranking of the films of Ridley Scott I perused last week had Prometheus at #21, and Covenant at #15.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (0sNs1)

146 Doof at both ends of the day is more upsetting than the silly commercial.
Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM

To really appreciate Doof, you must observe him discoing at a MoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (0sNs1)


Worth the price of admission!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (QLC6i)

147 143 The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insanity defense. That I would bet on.

Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (2ocoG)

Tell me you are joking.Please.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar8)

148 Golf gets mildly interesting when someone like Tiger Woods (before he went insane) is playing at the peak of their game. Or someone like John Daily is playing (just so I can snicker at his outfit and DGAF attitude.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (2Cry5)

149 Regarding the Clancy case. Hard to get past the fact that no one disputes she killed the kids with her bare hand, one after the other while her husband was miles away from the scene.

She deserves life in prison or a mental ward.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (/WHpM)

150 136 they ignore the most important thing they don't want to admit- their shitty swing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------------
I am right here, Aetius451AD.
Posted by: scampydog at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (yPJaS)

LOL. It is exactly like shooting. You give someone good a shitty rifle, I bet they could still hit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (Y/06r)

151 The only true manly existence is to live alone in the forests, killing your meat with your bare hands, and using the little leisure time you have reading Marcus Aurelius.

Reading is for fagz.

A real man only needs to draw on the wall of his cave.

Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (qRla/)

152 145 Why?
You gay and female?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM

Just FYI, a ranking of the films of Ridley Scott I perused last week had Prometheus at #21, and Covenant at #15.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (0sNs1)

=======

Gotta wait for the definitive ranking to figure that out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (BKQOu)

153 121, and not just golf, Aetius!

marketing encourages this, of course ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (VyBeY)

154 Comedy is hard. It is also subjective.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (nbLIj)

My humor is like food in Somalia.

Not everybody gets it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (PGK1w)

155 If you're going to pay the money for Chrome golf balls you might as well spend the extra $2 a dozen for ProV1s.

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (oqH4h)

156 Obsession was very well done, even the acting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (RIvkX)

157 She in a death penalty state, I hope?

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar

======

MA, so no.

It'll be a hung jury, obviously at this point.

Hopefully prosecution reprosecutes and the judge gets a kick to the balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (BKQOu)
_____

I saw this coming. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. The dude couldn't shut up about what a great mom the murderer of his kids was. Jury sees that and thinks "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't we?"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

158 summer polls in 2026 are 100% accurate because the final polls in 2024 were 60% accurate, guys.

-

60% of the time it works 100% of the time

Posted by: Math at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (NK89z)

159 Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.

A blatant display of impartiality should be cause for their removal or a mistrial.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (v7UJz)

160 Tell me you are joking.Please.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar

He's not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (Y/06r)

161 >>>Golf is also hilarious because so many people focus so hard on the tools (balls, clubs) that they ignore the most important thing they don't want to admit- their shitty swing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

>Contractor I worked with decided he would buy a new set of clubs and he was generous enough to give me his old clubs, being a rookie beginner. First time we played a round, I kicked his ass by several strokes and he was pissed off.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (Ujrb8)

162 You thought I was dead? Nope.

Posted by: Wokeness


I'm about the last person anyone would accuse of wokeness, but this is just a bad, stupid ad. It should never have been aired. Just because the wokes don't like it, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)

163 In re: Lindsay Clancy- I see that Nate the Laywer posted a video saying thst the jury sent a note to the judge saying they are deadlocked.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (/hk2L)

164 141 BREAKING NOW

The jury in the Lindsay Clancy trial informs the judge they are DEADLOCKED - cannot reach a unanimous verdict.

The judge sent them back to continue deliberations.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (U0c5a)

Yup. Got a couple of handmaidens on that Jury for sure.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (/WHpM)

165 134 She in a death penalty state, I hope?
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar

Massachusetts, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (Y/06r)

Massachusetts. Near Plymouth. Definitely not a death penalty state. Worse, MA just passed a law permitting abortion up to birth.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (N39Ws)

166 but the literary world has persevered: last time I was at the library I saw on the new arrivals shelf what appeared to be a hockey-themed gay romance novel. who knew?

Checks out. It's a sport in which stick handling is very important.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (2ocoG)

167 The voices she did not tell anyone about or record in her journal but only relayed months after she murdered her children?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Y/06r)

The very same.

Oh and a hung jury does not mean she "walks"

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (j6dNk)

168 A real man only needs to draw on the wall of his cave.

Posted by: George Washington Plunkett


With his genitals.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)

169 The jury in the Lindsay Clancy trial informs the judge they are DEADLOCKED - cannot reach a unanimous verdict.

-
DEADHEADS DEADLOCKED!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)

170 I saw this coming. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. The dude couldn't shut up about what a great mom the murderer of his kids was. Jury sees that and thinks "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't we?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

I made the point this morning on Facebook:

If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (Y/06r)

171 The voices tell me to order a pizza.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (ndZc7)

172 Women showing up in pink is like an OJ juror showing up in a Bills sweatshirt. Judge and prosecutor gonna sit on their asses about this? Magic Eight Ball sez yes.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (Gqar8)

173 Reading is for fagz.

A real man only needs to draw on the wall of his cave.

Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (qRla/)


How queer.

What real man sits on his ass making marks on a damn cave wall when he could be out there doing manly shit ?

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (ZEFzw)

174 Golf is also hilarious because so many people focus so hard on the tools (balls, clubs) that they ignore the most important thing they don't want to admit- their shitty swing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (Y/06r)


With modern technology, they make a huge difference...maybe more than their swing(assuming it's not awful)

I learned and played through college on my Grandads clubs. I was not great at golf.

When I got my first job, I bought some latest and greatest new clubs. Instant improvement.

Then I played with a friends super-sized sweet spot, fancy golf clubs. Massive improvement in position and distance.

So, yeah. Tools won't make you a pro but they will make you better with no practice.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)

175 Tell me you are joking.Please.


not joking

it's in Mass btw so def no death penalty

the first juror showed up wearing bright pink like the protestors then the next day her buddy did the same

no they are not sequestered btw

so hung jury is best case. I don't think the three guys can convince the Karens.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (j+aD2)

176 And while she's living large, her poor husband will be beaten from pillar to post for the rest of his life, because it will have been his fault that she was driven to such a tragic act.
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (qRla/)


Nuts to that. Some of her supporters are going one further and claiming that he's the real murderer; she's been framed by the cops because, you know, that's just what men do.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (KKJEY)

177 To really appreciate Doof, you must observe him discoing at a MoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Word is, he wore out his knee doing The Hustle and is now a mere shadow of his former dancin' self. Sad.

Posted by: Acorn Stairlift at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (JM9I6)

178 And while she's living large, her poor husband will be beaten from pillar to post for the rest of his life, because it will have been his fault that she was driven to such a tragic act.
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (qRla/)

It's his fault for not fulfilling his role as the Christlike servant-leader God had called him to be.

Posted by: Tradcon at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)

179 167 The voices she did not tell anyone about or record in her journal but only relayed months after she murdered her children?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Y/06r)

The very same.

Oh and a hung jury does not mean she "walks"
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (j6dNk)

The judge can have her committed to a state mental hospital. If/when she is deemed healthy, she would have to reappear before the court - with the DA's office there as well, and determine if she should remain in the mental hospital or set free.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (N39Ws)

180 Deadlocked does not mean she goes free. You are not gonna get 12 people to agree she was too insane to know what she was doing. Not IMO.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (j6dNk)

181 Oh and a hung jury does not mean she "walks"


exactly

I think it's hung jury OR she gets off (insanity plea stands). the second degree thing is DUMB btw

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (j+aD2)

182 "Obsession" wasn't popular enough to give the ad context.

I think you're onto something there. There used to be such a thing as "popular culture." We all watched the same TV shows because that's all there was to watch. Now all culture is niche but everyone thinks that their particular niche is popular.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (vTZFs)

183 Hung jury in the Clancy case. Coming soon, Casey Anthony and Lindsay Clancy Day School and Learing Center.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (gm9Sb)

184 Its about time for spankings all around I'd say.

Spankings until morale improves.

Posted by: McClintock at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (anL5R)

185 Not sure I buy into the "whataboutism" thing either.

Consistency matters and hypocrisy should be criticized.

If you say you hate chocolate ice cream, fine.
If you then say you love chocolate, then do you hate ice cream or are you inconsistent about chocolate?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (RIvkX)

186 Clancy's lawyers got enough of her peers on the jury to deadlock the verdict.

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (2CeDH)

187 Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.

Hung jury.

Lee Kuan Yew abolished jury trials in Singapore, because he observed that Chinese jurors voted to acquit Chinese defendants, Malay jurors voted to acquit Malay defendants, and Indian jurors voted to acquit Indian defendants.

Juries don't work if people are motivated entirely by ethnic solidarity.

But not even LKY could predict the rise of the American AWFL, and how destructive that would be.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (aD4fx)

188 so hung jury is best case. I don't think the three guys can convince the Karens.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (j+aD2)

With three dead children you do not have 9 women that agree she shouldn't be punished. The world is far gone but not that far gone.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (j6dNk)

189 184 Its about time for spankings all around I'd say.

Spankings until morale improves.

Posted by: McClintock at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (anL5R)

========

"And then, the oral sex!"
-Zoot

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (BKQOu)

190 I saw this coming. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. The dude couldn't shut up about what a great mom the murderer of his kids was. Jury sees that and thinks "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't we?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

I made the point this morning on Facebook:

If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (Y/06r)
_____

It's different because no woman can be held responsible for anything, no matter how heinous or evil or intentional. Not ever. It will always be someone else's fault. Always. The husband, the "system," the dog, the cat, Big Foot, the milking Minotaur, something, anything.

The fish does really need a bicycle.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)

191 If I was one of the male jurors in the Clancy trial, I would reach for the pictures of the kids on the autopsy table with the abrasions on their neck visible. Keep them up in front of the room.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

192 190 It's different because no woman can be held responsible for anything, no matter how heinous or evil or intentional. Not ever. It will always be someone else's fault. Always. The husband, the "system," the dog, the cat, Big Foot, the milking Minotaur, something, anything.

The fish does really need a bicycle.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)

=======

Those women and their fierce independence...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (BKQOu)

193 the first juror showed up wearing bright pink like the protestors then the next day her buddy did the same

The protestors are also offering free beejers to her legal team, allegedly.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (2ocoG)

194 Golf is also hilarious because so many people focus so hard on the tools (balls, clubs) that they ignore the most important thing they don't want to admit- their shitty swing.

-

100%!!

I have a set of clubs I bought sometime in the Bush Jr. Administration. I buy cheap refurbished balls from Walmart. And I wipe the floor with most people I play against who have the latest Taylor Made whatever the fuck XL-2-JZ-E $700 driver and play with $6 balls.

It’s amazing how effective marketing is to get 20 handicap players to spend a fortune on equipment that does nothing for them.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (NK89z)

195 I saw this coming. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. The dude couldn't shut up about what a great mom the murderer of his kids was. Jury sees that and thinks "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't we?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

I made the point this morning on Facebook:

If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


You know who else was having a psychotic break?
Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr. was when he stabbed Iryna Zarutska. So he's good, right?


Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (U0c5a)

196 191 If I was one of the male jurors in the Clancy trial, I would reach for the pictures of the kids on the autopsy table with the abrasions on their neck visible. Keep them up in front of the room.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

=======

"Yeah, but the eight month old was asking for too many snacks, so he had it comin'."
-Cell Block Tango

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (BKQOu)

197 But not even LKY could predict the rise of the American AWFL, and how destructive that would be.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (aD4fx)

I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

Good. They fucking should. Women, you have boobs and vagina, but there is some shit that should not be tolerated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:39 AM (Y/06r)

198
Cool trick if you can do it on purpose!
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (QLC6i)



Best part about it is, it happens when I do hit it well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)

199 Hey, Doof. My local ABC store had a huge bottle of bourbon on sale for $5,000 the other day.

Weller was the brand.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ)

200 But not even LKY could predict the rise of the American AWFL, and how destructive that would be.

I was in a fancy grocery store in a rich Portland suburb yesterday, and a woman was wearing a "No Person Is Illegal On Stolen Land" t-shirt.

I mused on how unpleasant her life would become if we actually threw the borders wide open.

Perhaps she thinks that the rich Portland suburb would be unaffected by that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (aD4fx)

201 Everyone gets a pass for their evil nowadays. Well, some of us don’t.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar8)

202 Probably should have run the ad past some comedians or comedy-watchers instead of past some corporate PR people.

At least then it might have been funny, like the other ads are.

Posted by: Tar Bae at September 01, 2026 11:41 AM (snPrD)

203 And I will be switching to a different golf ball manufacturer as well.

this is all fake outrage ginned up by big titleist, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 11:41 AM (oY6Yp)

204 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

The left circa 2025: Of course you should dump a boyfriend if he voted for Trump. I mean he's literal Hitler!

The left circa 2026: Just because a woman supports a child murderer and thinks murdering your children is acceptable is no reason to break up with her. I mean people can have their own options.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)

205 Golf is also hilarious because so many people focus so hard on the tools (balls, clubs) that they ignore the most important thing they don't want to admit- their shitty swing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (Y/06r)
________

True, but this is the same in almost every sport where most of the players are affluent and can afford expensive gear. You should try cars ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (iFTx/)

206 I learned and played through college on my Grandads clubs. I was not great at golf.

So, yeah. Tools won't make you a pro but they will make you better with no practice.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)
----

The improvement you saw with game-improvement clubs is likely due in large part to the fact that you cut your teeth playing with what I assume are forged blades. If you can start as a beginner swinging blades and not give the game up immediately, you're going to groove a pretty damn good swing, because anything else means your hands hurt when you miss and the ball goes 54 yards.

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (oqH4h)

207 It's a bad add... however.

Terry Tate ads are excellent. Bout to go down the you-tube terry tate rabbit hole...

Posted by: Inogame at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (53oGX)

208 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

As well they should. If she supports murdering kids, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience, to justify murdering you.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (2ocoG)

209 If you wonder how these AWFLs outside the Clancy courtroom think, I offer a quote from the movie "As good as it gets" - Melvin Udal (Jack Nicholson)

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (N39Ws)

210 > determine if she should remain in the mental hospital or set free.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (N39Ws)

In this state we have "guilty and mentally ill" as a possible verdict.

That means you get to go to a mental hospital until the docs decide that you're all better, then you get moved to regular prison to serve a normal sentence.

Two for the price of one!

This was instituted after a guy with a long history of violence, including beating a retarded supermarket bag boy to death, started getting passes from the mental hospital because they thought he was "better".

Then he murdered four teens after they caught him robbing their camp site.

Oops.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (c+HDg)

211 Geez I was telling you good people that "women" were about to be weaponized, back as far as 2012 when we were still on "12 Years a Slave".

If you know how the Left operates and what motivates them, the only thing that's truly difficult is to overestimate their perfidy.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (j6dNk)

212 199 Hey, Doof. My local ABC store had a huge bottle of bourbon on sale for $5,000 the other day.

Weller was the brand.


big fan of their soldering irons.

Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (oY6Yp)

213 Everyone gets a pass for their evil nowadays. Well, some of us don’t.
Posted by: tubal



Probably a good thing.
Because I have a list.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (U0c5a)

214 Damn. Off, sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (qRla/)

215 194 We had a Corporal in our detachment in DC. Came to light his Dad was pro at some big time golf course in SC, and the kid was an up and coming replacement for him. The Corporal was kind of the detachment ringer, and even the officers would invite him along (Andrews AFB links). Guy killed everybody one time using nothing but a six iron.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (gm9Sb)

216 So exactly as predicted, the Lindsey Clancy jury is hung.

The only question is how many of the women think it was acceptable to murder three children if she felt sad.

Given this is Massachusetts, and seeing how insane liberal women have gone, honestly my money is that all 9 women want to acquit her and the 3 men are saying 'fuck no you crazy bitches'

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (setIA)

217 This was predictable it not predicted.

Abortion during the 1st quarter, well that’s reasonable, they assured us. At least in certain narrow circumstances and rare complications.

Fast forward 20 years - 3rd Trimester.

Another 10 years - up to moment of Birth.

You can see where this going, right? “Up to 2 years old …” Anyone can be forgiven for that, I mean they aren’t even really people ….

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (IkLDu)

218 208 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

As well they should. If she supports murdering kids, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience, to justify murdering you.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (2ocoG)

Look for the crazy eyes. It can be difficult sometimes. Even John Wayne Bobbit missed it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (N39Ws)

219 How do you write women so well?

First I think of a man and then I remove reason and accountability.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (/WHpM)

220 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

Good. They fucking should. Women, you have boobs and vagina, but there is some shit that should not be tolerated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:39 AM (Y/06r)

Marry me and I might kill your kids!

Speaking of bad marketing, that's not really a good sales pitch.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (PGK1w)

221 I saw this coming. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. The dude couldn't shut up about what a great mom the murderer of his kids was. Jury sees that and thinks "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't we?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)

I made the point this morning on Facebook:

If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


You know who else was having a psychotic break?
Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr. was when he stabbed Iryna Zarutska. So he's good, right?


Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (U0c5a)
_____

The left has diluted and watered-down the mens rea requirement for even the most heinous crimes to the point where they're basically letting stone-cold murderers off because they're fucked in the head. Well, no shit -- of course they are. Rational, sane people don't murder other people.

But that should never absolve anyone of any guilt.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (iFTx/)

222 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

As well they should. If she supports murdering kids, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience, to justify murdering you.
Posted by: Ian S.


It's because guys want the possible future mother of their children to not be baby killers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (U0c5a)

223 If you know how the Left operates and what motivates them, the only thing that's truly difficult is to overestimate their perfidy.


well sure. Stan always goes for us ladies first. we're a soft touch for him.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (j+aD2)

224 215 Not kill kill. You know what I mean.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (gm9Sb)

225 Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.
Posted by: Ian S.


You'd think that right there would be grounds for a mistrial

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (vJrRc)

226 First I think of a man and then I remove reason and accountability.


when I first saw the film, I was like "yep"

I didn't get why people were laughing

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (j+aD2)

227 216 So exactly as predicted, the Lindsey Clancy jury is hung.

The only question is how many of the women think it was acceptable to murder three children if she felt sad.

Given this is Massachusetts, and seeing how insane liberal women have gone, honestly my money is that all 9 women want to acquit her and the 3 men are saying 'fuck no you crazy bitches'
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (setIA)

To be sure, the ones who forced a hung jury will be out their running their mouths on podcasts.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (/WHpM)

228 There are plenty of women who want to punish a woman who murders children. Maybe not as many as their used to be but not everyone is a raving leftist sack of crap.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (j6dNk)

229 Marry me and I might kill your kids!

Speaking of bad marketing, that's not really a good sales pitch.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (PGK1w)

Washington Nearsider has tied the threads together!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (Y/06r)

230 221

The left has diluted and watered-down the mens rea requirement for even the most heinous crimes to the point where they're basically letting stone-cold murderers off because they're fucked in the head. Well, no shit -- of course they are. Rational, sane people don't murder other people.

But that should never absolve anyone of any guilt.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (iFTx/)

Preach. The Age of No Consequences is the fever dream of this depraved time.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (Gqar8)

231 Tools won't make you a pro but they will make you better with no practice.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)

I know absolutely nothing about golf. I relate this to buying a high-end gun instead of a lesser model.

The good gun [set of clubs] doesn't necessarily make you better right away.

But it DOES give you a higher ceiling if you put the work in.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (PGK1w)

232 Yeah, I've already decided that the Clancy case is going to be my new "tell" when it comes to women I hang out with.

It's easier to bring that in a casual conversation than trying to find out if they've ever had an abortion (one of my previous red flags... another being a seemingly endless recitation of all the assholes she's dated before).



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (c+HDg)

233 228 There are plenty of women who want to punish a woman who murders children. Maybe not as many as their used to be but not everyone is a raving leftist sack of crap.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (j6dNk)

You are chip diller in animal house here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (Y/06r)

234 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

One of the biggest drivers of the crazy that is modern society. This idea that we'll all use politics to attack each other's best interest - yet somehow put that aside and pretend its "just a difference of opinion" and still be civil at the end of the day.

Fuck that. Personal Politics DO matter when Personal Politics determine who gets a job. Who can shop. Who can bank. Who can walk the street without fear and who can not.

I am sick, to my guts, of the "don't let Politics ruin a relationship" crap. It's the same bullshit pushed by Liberals that want a free pass to destroy, and Conservatives that want a free pass to ignore the destruction.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (ZEFzw)

235 Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.
Posted by: Ian S.

You'd think that right there would be grounds for a mistrial
Posted by: FeatherBlade


That's why they have alternate jurors. Sack those two.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:48 AM (U0c5a)

236 Guitars are the same. There are some differences in tone or intonation, but a good guitarist can pick up a $200 guitar and make it sound like gold. It’s all in the right hand. I watched for years hoping used Martin guitars would come down in price. That ain’t happening, I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 11:48 AM (IkLDu)

237 Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (IkLDu)

Where it's going, and right on schedule, is human sacrifice.

And it looks like they've gone straight to child sacrifice.

Like I said, you can only ever *under*estimate the treachery of the Left.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:48 AM (j6dNk)

238 Once I got good enough, I played Maxfli balata-covered balls. They were good for about five holes as long as I didn't hit one a little thin along the way. Hit one a little thin and it would smile at you when you arrived at its location.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (J4Dwc)

239 Look, all you patriarchal SOBs on this website need to take it easy on Clancy. Afterall she just lost her three kids.

Posted by: Handmaidens everywhere at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (/WHpM)

240 She admitted to murdering her kids.

The fact that the jury can't conclude that she should be punished for admittedly murdering her kids shows that we don't have a serious society and everything is f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)

241 223 If you know how the Left operates and what motivates them, the only thing that's truly difficult is to overestimate their perfidy.


well sure. Stan always goes for us ladies first. we're a soft touch for him.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (j+aD2)
The making of a semenary doctoral thesis.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (LHPAg)

242 You are chip diller in animal house here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (Y/06r)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (j6dNk)

243 In a sense, they already have human sacrifice in Canada and some Euro countries. To what god is the open question.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (Gqar8)

244 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

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Dumping them is easier than sleeping with a 12 guage shotgun for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)

245 The only question is how many of the women think it was acceptable to murder three children if she felt sad.

Given this is Massachusetts, and seeing how insane liberal women have gone, honestly my money is that all 9 women want to acquit her and the 3 men are saying 'fuck no you crazy bitches'
---
Liberal women think they have the unfettered absolute right to kill the most innocent and defenseless. Why would they bat an eyelash at killing toddlers?

Posted by: witches in plain sight at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (anL5R)

246 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)

It also mean they can't conclude she's not guilty. Only takes one or two activists to fuck things up.

. Remain calm. All is well.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (j6dNk)

247 "I use their golf balls and have several hats and shirts of theirs. The irons are too expensive for me to get rid of. But I won't be wearing their apparel any longer. And I will be switching to a different golf ball manufacturer as well."

What a pu$$y! Destroy it all!

Posted by: Max K at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (WAUGm)

248 Tools won't make you a pro but they will make you better with no practice.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)

I know absolutely nothing about golf. I relate this to buying a high-end gun instead of a lesser model.

The good gun [set of clubs] doesn't necessarily make you better right away.

But it DOES give you a higher ceiling if you put the work in.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (PGK1w)
____

Depends on the tools. In golf in particular, a lot of the expensive stuff that's selling will actually hurt your game unless you are very good. It's gear designed for advanced players with good swings, etc. But it's new and shiny and looks good at the club, so people buy it.

Same as beginning track drivers who buy all kinds of aero and suspension tunings that will only make the car more difficult for beginners to drive.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)

249 240 She admitted to murdering her kids.

The fact that the jury can't conclude that she should be punished for admittedly murdering her kids shows that we don't have a serious society and everything is f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)

She murdered them one by one- including an 8 month old. While sending her husband off on errands.

Then did a half assed job (or show) at killing herself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:51 AM (Y/06r)

250 I am sick, to my guts, of the "don't let Politics ruin a relationship" crap. It's the same bullshit pushed by Liberals that want a free pass to destroy, and Conservatives that want a free pass to ignore the destruction.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (ZEFzw)

Yup.

Politics is now a GO/NOGO for me when it comes to dating. Interestingly, though, that's the only part of my life it's relevant. My friend group is already almost entirely free of lefties, with the exception of a few guys on my hockey team.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:52 AM (PGK1w)

251 Guitars are the same. There are some differences in tone or intonation, but a good guitarist can pick up a $200 guitar and make it sound like gold.

I'd agree that a MexiTele, set up, can play as well as something from the Custom Shop in the right hands.

But I'd also say equipment matters - and it varies by the player. For me ? Jumbo Frets and a Humbucker at the neck makes all the difference. Its a matter of mating equipment with style.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:52 AM (ZEFzw)

252 Maybe certain actions should be illegal, rather than thoughts or feelings.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (Q+gd/)

253 Hey, Doof. My local ABC store had a huge bottle of bourbon on sale for $5,000 the other day.

Weller was the brand.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ)


Sounds like Weller Millennium. Someone with more money than brains will buy it.

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (QLC6i)

254 Somehow though the husband did it. They aren't supporting a child murderer you see, they are supporting an innocent framed woman...

Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (YwEeS)

255 252 Maybe certain actions should be illegal, rather than thoughts or feelings.
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (Q+gd/)

Why, I think they already are!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (Y/06r)

256 People are way too sensitive. Sheesh.

Back from the vet, Saijo was a very good boy despite being nervous. He placed on the scale like a champ. He is the only Shiba Inu at the practice, so everyone always wants to come look at him. He was good about that but toward the end he was like “okay, okay, I am adorable, but can we have a little less looking and a little more vetting? I really don’t want to be a zoo exhibit!” He got 3 shots so I expect he will be a little sore and not quite his normal Mexican jumping bean self today.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (ZdaMQ)

257
Sounds like Weller Millennium. Someone with more money than brains will buy it.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (QLC6i)



I've had my share of Weller in the past. I can't imagine them producing something worth even CLOSE to $5k.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)

258 But it DOES give you a higher ceiling if you put the work in.

Back in the day I used to hang out with some hobbyist drag racers. The wisdom there was "Speed costs money but you can't buy enough to win. So buy all you can afford and work like hell for the rest."

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)

259 They aren't supporting a child murderer you see, they are supporting an innocent framed woman...

And people wonder how Candace Owens has an audience.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (2ocoG)

260 Maybe certain thoughts or feelings shouldn't justify criminal acts.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (Q+gd/)

261 Take the irons in to the shop, grind off the Callaway logo, and use metal stamps to print "Fuck You, That's Why".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (1z8ji)

262 There are extenuating circumstances. They were constantly changing her meds. Dosage. She was not reporting what she was taking. She was not taking it at dosage (by what they say about most of the bottles being full), etc.

At the same time, don't matter. She murdered three kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (Y/06r)

263 Problems with Proton Mail again
https://status.proton.me/

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (Jr5Lq)

264 But I'd also say equipment matters - and it varies by the player. For me ? Jumbo Frets and a Humbucker at the neck makes all the difference. Its a matter of mating equipment with style.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:52 AM (ZEFzw)



Same with golf. I've never done it, and I'm a hack. But If you're going to go drop $8k on a set of golf clubs because you think they'll improve your game, GO GET A FITTING.

Pay the extra coulple hundred bucks to get your clubs fitted to YOUR SWING. It will go quite a ways.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (ccf/V)

265 How come the "voices" in a woman's head are always saying do something terrible and not "clean the house, cook a nice meal and provide sex to your husband"?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (MNCvZ)

266 Compare and contrast. E. Jean Carroll case v. Lindsay Clancey case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)

267 > The wisdom there was "Speed costs money but you can't buy enough to win. So buy all you can afford and work like hell for the rest."
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)

My favorite one was "Many men have become moderately wealthy through auto racing. They were millionaires when they started."


(this was long enough ago that being a millionaire still meant something)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (c+HDg)

268 Compare and contrast. E. Jean Carroll case v. Lindsay Clancey case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)



Huge abominations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)

269 She planned the circumstance and the time, procured pharmaceuticals in advance for it. Too much premeditation. This wasn't a woman freaking out and shaking her baby in a fit of seeing red.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (j6dNk)

270 Talking about equipment quality and no Paolo reference. Be better, Horde.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar8)

271 How come the "voices" in a woman's head are always saying do something terrible and not "clean the house, cook a nice meal and provide sex to your husband"?
==
They call me the divider, not the uniter.

Posted by: Stan at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (anL5R)

272 I do not even get the ad. It's retarded. It's all... bizarre non sequiturs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (Y/06r)

Didn't watch the ad, and never heard of the movie, so any "parody" would be lost on me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (1z8ji)

273 Sounds like Weller Millennium. Someone with more money than brains will buy it.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (QLC6i)


I've had my share of Weller in the past. I can't imagine them producing something worth even CLOSE to $5k.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)
______

I bought a bottle of whatever that Weller that was being discussed on the food thread a few months ago. Just for s&g. The alcohol so overwhelms all the other flavors that I had flashbacks of downing cheap grain alcohol back in college. I had a few fingers and then the bottle has been collecting dust in my liquor cabinet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (iFTx/)

274 244 I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'

-
Dumping them is easier than sleeping with a 12 guage shotgun for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)

This is my rifle
This is for gun
This is for wifin'
This is for fun

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (N39Ws)

275 > "clean the house, cook a nice meal and provide sex to your husband"?
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (MNCvZ)

Some phrase this as "keep his belly full and his balls empty".

Crude, perhaps. It's also excellent advice. Couple those with "don't nag" and you need never fear your man leaving.

We are simple creatures, fundamentally.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:58 AM (c+HDg)

276 Problems with Proton Mail again
https://status.proton.me/
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (Jr5Lq)



When the only thing working is their main website, they have a serious lack of redundancy.......

BAD architect. BAD architect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)

277 How come the "voices" in a woman's head are always saying do something terrible and not "clean the house, cook a nice meal and provide sex to your husband"?

Something something the lyrics from the garbage part of "Aquarius" (before Hal Blaine and Joe Osborn go off).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:58 AM (2ocoG)

278 Amazing how the voices instructed her on how to plan it without getting caught. The best voices. The best. Only the most competent voices. Some people say the voices were really the most amazing voices in the history of the world.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (j6dNk)

279 The wisdom there was "Speed costs money but you can't buy enough to win. So buy all you can afford and work like hell for the rest."
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)

My favorite one was "Many men have become moderately wealthy through auto racing. They were millionaires when they started."


(this was long enough ago that being a millionaire still meant something)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (c+HDg)
_______

"It's easy to make a small fortune in auto racing. You just have to start with a large fortune."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)

280 >>>Guitars are the same. There are some differences in tone or intonation, but a good guitarist can pick up a $200 guitar and make it sound like gold.

Posted by: Common Tater

>I know I guy who can barely play three chords and he owns 10 guitars. I told him, dude, stop spending all of your money on guitars and buy your wife some new teeth. He didn't like that.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (Ujrb8)

281 Sigh
No Geezer Golf today. I hurt my shoulder and can't swing a club.
Sadz...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (2WIwB)

282 Sounds like Weller Millennium. Someone with more money than brains will buy it.
Posted by: Doof

Yes, that's exactly what it was.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)

283 Yeah, but it really ain’t the clubs, and it ain’t the guitar, and it ain’t the rifle, and … so on and so forth.

Even crappy equipment with practice, a buddy of mine found an old .22 in a dumpster, it was bent. But he was a crack shot with that thing. “Beware the man with only one gun, for you may be sure he knows how to shoot it.”

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 12:00 PM (IkLDu)

284 starts like awkward romance and turns into horror.

But enough about my romantic history...

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:00 PM (/k3in)

285
I consider myself blessed that I do not follow this nonsense. The worst of the Spanish Inquisition was tiddlywinks next to today's Wokeism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:00 PM (wHs2E)

286 You stick “ Millenium “ in the name of anything, expect to be gouged.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)

287 I don't 'golf', so … meh.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (ayRl+)

288 "It's easy to make a small fortune in auto racing. You just have to start with a large fortune."
Posted by: Elric The Blade

There's a similar saying about owning a thoroughbred race horse.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

289 286 You stick “ Millenium “ in the name of anything, expect to be gouged.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar

Also 'Centenary.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Y/06r)

290 You play a Slazenger 1, don't you?

Posted by: James Bond at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Cqx++)

291 Finished removing the last of the second floor wall-to-wall carpet this AM. It should be way easier to keep this place clean without it. Soon I will tackle the first floor, with four rooms to tear out.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

292 "...starts like awkward romance and turns into horror."

Used to date her.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)

293 286 You stick “ Millenium “ in the name of anything, expect to be gouged.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar


You try to find something affordable that will make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs...

Posted by: Han Solo at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Ucgf4)

294 I bought a new set of Mizuno irons this year after playing my old ones for 10 years. They didn't make me any better but they didn't make me any worse, either. They also look great in my bag and new grooves spin the shit out of the ball, which is nice.

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (oqH4h)

295
There's a similar saying about owning a thoroughbred race horse.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

_________

Or showing dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (wHs2E)

296 They were constantly changing her meds. Dosage.

How about that. Therapists in the spotlight again. Now I get it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (Uh88k)

297 May fav bourbon is ... Balvenie 14 Year Old Caribbean Cask.

Yes, I know this is scotch. But it's very bourbon-y.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

298 Women are no different than men.
Women can be men.
Men and women are athleticly identical.
Women can easily beat up men larger than themselves.
Men are required to treat women just like they treat men.
Gender is a social construct.

Also: Men should never be violent toward women because.....?


Make it make sense.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2026 12:04 PM (0MjtC)

299 @ 280 >>> Guitars are the same. There are some differences in tone or intonation, but a good guitarist can pick up a $200 guitar and make it sound like gold. Posted by: Common Tater
>I know I guy who can barely play three chords and he owns 10 guitars. I told him, dude, stop spending all of your money on guitars and buy your wife some new teeth. He didn't like that. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (Ujrb

___________________________

True dat. I just sold 2 of my '70s-era Gibsons (LP Custom, black, and an ES-335 12-string dbl-cutaway. I paid about $900 each when I bought 'em. Let's say I got a handsome multiple of that purchase price when I sold 'em a couple weeks ago. Now I have a Fender 12-string acoustic and an Ovation 6-string Spanish-style 'troubador' on offer …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 01, 2026 12:05 PM (ayRl+)

300 How ironic that a (stupid) golf ad gets outrage-cancelled for showing a woman get pushed by a man, on the same day that a woman murders three of her kids and ... gets off.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

301 Or showing dogs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (wHs2E)

Not so costly if you are OH. Professional handler fees have become ridiculous. $120 or so for five minutes of work. Spread that over a four-day cluster.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc)

302 Yeah, but it really ain’t the clubs, and it ain’t the guitar, and it ain’t the rifle, and … so on and so forth.

Blah. And again - to a point. I play a Blues Junior mostly. Fine amp.

I've heard some amps I don't think Clapton could have made sound good. Thin and buzzy. Same with some pickups. Some stuff is just so cheap its just not playable.

Hence the problem with "absolutes" like the above argument. Yes, some equipment is just awful.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (ZEFzw)

303 297 May fav bourbon is ... Balvenie 14 Year Old Caribbean Cask.

Yes, I know this is scotch. But it's very bourbon-y.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Tin Cup is like $25 a bottle and very solid, especially for the price.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (BKQOu)

304 But I'd also say equipment matters - and it varies by the player.
——

It does, but not enough to matter. Those old blues guys didn’t have the scratch to buy expensive Gibson or Martin guitars. Stellas and Sears and pretty crappy guitars.

If you really want to nail their sound, that’s what you have to use, essentially a crappy guitar.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (IkLDu)

305 > There's a similar saying about owning a thoroughbred race horse.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

Boats, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (c+HDg)

306 But after reading through some of the stuff last night--her calling her husband in the middle of the murdering, lawyering up the second she got to the hospital, etc.--no, she's guilty and ought to spend the rest of her life in solitary.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (KKJEY)

What's wrong with strapping her into a sturdy wooden chair, and frying her azz with 3500 volts of three-phase juice?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (1z8ji)

307 Justin Johnson. Brilliant guitarist. Check out the guitars he plays sometime.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (Gqar8)

308 This being Massachusetts, I wouldn't be surprised if it was only one holdout for a guilty verdict.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (VaC8w)

309 There's a similar saying about owning a thoroughbred race horse.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

Boats, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (c+HDg)
_____

... and women ... just saying ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

310 309
... and women ... just saying ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026


Not all of…wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 12:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

311 @ 304 But I'd also say equipment matters - and it varies by the player. —— It does, but not enough to matter. Those old blues guys didn’t have the scratch to buy expensive Gibson or Martin guitars. Stellas and Sears and pretty crappy guitars. If you really want to nail their sound, that’s what you have to use, essentially a crappy guitar. Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (IkLDu)
________________________________

Get an old '60s-era Silvertone (Sears & Roebuck era) or some other 'off-brand' name from the era and run it thru an old tube amp (pref. w/tremolo that's the original kind) with a bad speaker and 'pump up the volume!' to 11 … it'll sound terrible - which is, in turn, great.

Posted by: Dr_No at September 01, 2026 12:10 PM (ayRl+)

312 Nice story about a dad and his son fixing cars for whatever the customer can afford . Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/yvpc85t9

I think Clancy is an evil person who premeditated the killings and deserves to be punished with life imprisonment or confinement to a mental health facility . I also think a majority of mothers including liberals ( not the nutty leftists on Tik Tok during performance videos ) feel the same.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 12:10 PM (xSAlF)

313 I've heard some amps I don't think Clapton could have made sound good.
——

If we were talking about electric guitars (or amps) you might have a point, I guess.

Most of those limey poofters were pretty lousy, actually. Relatively. Clapton might not be overrated but there a gazillion guys who could play rings around him, never mind the country, folk, and session musicians. Kind of sad, really.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 12:10 PM (IkLDu)

314 Or the death penalty. But I don't think Mass has that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 12:11 PM (xSAlF)

315 ... and women ... just saying ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

Ask Jeff Bezos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)

316 so...Is Quantum Driver on big sale now, or what???

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (g47mK)

317 312- "doing" performance videos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (xSAlF)

318 "I think Clancy is an evil person who premeditated the killings and deserves to be punished with life imprisonment or confinement to a mental health facility."

At the very least, she should be sterilized so she can't do it again.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (Jr5Lq)

319 278 Amazing how the voices instructed her on how to plan it without getting caught. The best voices. The best. Only the most competent voices.

top. voices.

Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 12:13 PM (oY6Yp)

320 I should have thought of this at the tip of the thread, but how many of those outraged by this ad support "trans" women in women's sports? Aren't they advocating for the very thing they claim to be disgusted by?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 12:13 PM (/hk2L)

321 re: sidebar

Hmmm, ranking for Mel Brooks movies seems... typical.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:13 PM (Y/06r)

322 Floats, flies, or f....

Best to rent.

/

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 12:14 PM (cGjQu)

323 315 ... and women ... just saying ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

Ask Jeff Bezos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)

All of the sudden sh*tting the bed isn't so crazy after all.
--Amber Turd

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 12:14 PM (N39Ws)

324 320 I should have thought of this at the tip of the thread, but how many of those outraged by this ad support "trans" women in women's sports? Aren't they advocating for the very thing they claim to be disgusted by?


interesting concept - what if it WAS a troon in the ad?!?! now that would be funny!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:14 PM (j+aD2)

325 No Geezer Golf today. I hurt my shoulder and can't swing a club.

==

you know what to do ! *hot iron

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 12:15 PM (g47mK)

326
$120 or so for five minutes of work. Spread that over a four-day cluster.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc)

________

More if it's a group placement. More if it's a specialty. More if it's Orlando or Westminster.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:15 PM (wHs2E)

327 >>>There's a similar saying about owning a thoroughbred race horse.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)

Boats, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (c+HDg)
_____

... and women ... just saying ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade

>I'd be a millionaire if it wasn't for boats, horses and women. I may be poor now, but I still had fun.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 12:15 PM (Ujrb8)

328 But I'd also say equipment matters - and it varies by the player.

That's what she said.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 12:16 PM (ExV1e)

329 nood

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

330 A family friend does golf marketing, mostly for clothing rather than gear, and mostly to the ladies.

One of the most important things for ladies' golf attire is to make each piece in many different colors and patterns.

Ladies do not like to see other ladies wearing the same outfits.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

331 I'd take any of these ads over the incessant female personal hygiene ads on TV that have gotten way too graphic. I won't go into what they say, but if you've seen them, you know.

Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (oiNtH)

332 "the incessant female personal hygiene ads on TV that have gotten way too graphic."

Kill your TVs.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

333 8 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?
-------------------------------------
Yes

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 01, 2026 12:21 PM (8SnSQ)

334 Some good news:

A Texas judge and jury have sent serial squatter Heather Schwab, with more than 22 evictions on her record, to prison for 20 years due to the fraud she committed in order to rent these properties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)

335 11 Which is it ? Women are strong warriors or weak little snowflakes ?

It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (2ocoG)

Ding ding ding...give the man a cigar. Closely related to "looking at a woman is assault unless you are handsome\rich in which case that was the intent of her presentation"

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (3/XaG)

336 Weller 12yr old...very good but $$

Woodford Double Oaked excellent daily/weekly sip.

10yr old Ping G25 irons, 5 year old Ping G410 driver, 70.00 chinese sandwedge from amazon(i'm always losing them, wife pissed) 8year? old TaylorMade burner rescue woods.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 01, 2026 12:44 PM (8C1eU)

337 I work at a golfing arena, and, I feel that full contact goalie style defense is a style of play that is long overdue

Especially co-ed shirts and skins

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (jrgJz)

338 OK. I heard about this last week and finally - on this post - saw the ad.

That's it? That's the ad that caused everybody to lose their shit?

Good lord ....

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 01, 2026 06:12 PM (pE12i)

339 The NHL has banned all pride night/unique jersey/pay-attention-to-me events of any kind.

---------------------

No, they have not. Not even close. Hell, it's difficult to find a night where the Seattle Kraken DON'T have some sort of stupid, left-wing promotion. Including pride night.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 01, 2026 06:24 PM (pE12i)

Mid-Morning Art Thread

Potter Bull.jpg


The Bull

Paulus Potter

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2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

3 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (9Q+nP)

4 No boobs, no dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (XwY6p)

5 Title checks out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (9Q+nP)

6 This is because we were talking about cows with guns yesterday, isn't it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

7 Bull Balls. They hang.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Gqar8)

8 "Big balls in cow town."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

9 Oh my!
-- David French

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

10 Hung like...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

11 Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

12 Food.......food everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

13 Is the dude taking a leak?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (XvL8K)

14 Those do not look like calves. I think the cow has been stepping out on the bull.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

15 Where all the Hereford heifers at?

Posted by: The Bull at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

16 13 Is the dude taking a leak?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (XvL8K)

I hate my brain.

'There's another sheep, behind that tree.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (Y/06r)

17 Hung like...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM


Stronk like...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (9Q+nP)

18 Looks like the guy's taking a piss on the tree.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (2Cry5)

19 15 Where all the Hereford heifers at?
Posted by: The Bull at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (wVcYX)

Bestest job ever, dairy bull.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (Gqar8)

20 Such is life. A man and his animals, lounging in the shade, in between milking and feeding time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (b5+R3)

21 Ohhhhh! This is in the Hague and it’s huge!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

22 The Bull
Paulus Potter
---
Shouldn't that be Paulus "The Paolo" Potter?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 09:34 AM (FZ29D)

23 The bull was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 01, 2026 09:34 AM (V7AYW)

24 That's a lot of bull...

Posted by: dantesed at September 01, 2026 09:35 AM (Oy/m2)

25 ‘Meh’

— That Minotaur

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 01, 2026 09:35 AM (6iuvY)

26 This painting affects me, it's very moo-ving!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:35 AM (X8xt3)

27 A brothel! Inshallah!

Posted by: Muhammed M Muhammed at September 01, 2026 09:35 AM (u9Xr5)

28 Ohhhhh! This is in the Hague and it’s huge!
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM


Which museum? I don't recall it. Of course, I haven't been there in over 20 years, so...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:35 AM (9Q+nP)

29 Even though the comment I want to type is on topic, it's close enough to political that I'll wait.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:35 AM (U0c5a)

30 Looks like me on the left there, but I'm a lot taller.

Posted by: Old Man Adams at September 01, 2026 09:36 AM (JM9I6)

31 He's got the protein portion of his diet covered for the month.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:36 AM (U0c5a)

32 Just shaking the dew off the lily.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 09:37 AM (u9Xr5)

33 >>Ohhhhh! This is in the Hague and it’s huge!


Oh, I assumed it was in Jersey. Or Guernsey. .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:37 AM (X8xt3)

34 21 Ohhhhh! This is in the Hague and it’s huge!
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

...

...

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:37 AM (Y/06r)

35 'Scuse me while I whip this out

Posted by: The new bull at September 01, 2026 09:37 AM (HcoTw)

36 Without any ground cover, erosion is going to be a problem.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

37 Kind of a bleak landscape there.

Posted by: Rick Steves at September 01, 2026 09:37 AM (JM9I6)

38 Alternate title:

"The Cow is Sad, The Ewes and Ram Frightened Because The Bull Identifies As a Sheep"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (iJfKG)

39 You need to zoom in, there is a frog in front of the cow, there are flies on the animals. The artist died at 28 from TB, he was 22 when he painted this. The controversy with this painting is the scale of the animals and they are not subordinate to the farmer.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (ZdaMQ)

40 Ah, from his cow period.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (BKQOu)

41 Those are some funny-looking dogs.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (/hk2L)

42 Meanest animal on the farm when I was a kid was a Jersey bull we had. Not the biggest but definitely the baddest.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (Gqar8)

43 I'll STEER away from art today...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (l3cgK)

44 Aw, shucks. I wanted to be on the Morning Report "live."

Happy New Month, y'all.

I live in cattle country. I recognize what that is on the ground behind the bull. Democrat policies.

And that farmer got old by wisely keeping the tree between himself and the bull.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bullish on life at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM (Cl/mc)

45 I guess the darkness of the storm clouds on the right is supposed to balance the mass of the figures on the left. I don't think it succeeds.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM (lFFaq)

46 I hate my brain.

'There's another sheep, behind that tree.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (Y/06r)



He doesn't LOOK muslham.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM (ccf/V)

47 I cud hang this one, but have to ruminate on which room would be best.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM (X8xt3)

48 Alternate Title:

"Box Wine AWFLs Wonder If That Bull Is For Milking Like a Minotaur"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM (iJfKG)

49 it behooves me to mention the goat behind the tree.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM (Bep7s)

50 The cuck is hiding behind the trees, watching.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (qwype)

51 Mess with the bull, you get the horns! I like this one; pastoral

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (sBAAu)

52 I hate my brain.

'There's another sheep, behind that tree.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:33 AM (Y/06r)


He doesn't LOOK muslham.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


He's not. He's Scottish.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (U0c5a)

53 Ah, from his cow period.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (BKQOu)




Ewwwwwww.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

54 I'll STEER away from art today...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Ram home that point.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (u9Xr5)

55 Which museum? I don't recall it. Of course, I haven't been there in over 20 years, so...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


The Mauritshuis. They just restored this in 2024, the sky is brighter.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (ZdaMQ)

56 Piper's right. If you click, the painting is incredibly detailed and lifelike. The animals are better done than the dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (Y/06r)

57 I thought it was the lion who lays down with the lamb; not the bull

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (sBAAu)

58 This is a remarkable painting.

Worth downloading and zooming in, just to take in all the amazing detail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (FZ29D)

59 Is that you, Ferdinand?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (wVcYX)

60
Wang and Testicle Porn For the Ladies!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)

61 I cud hang this one, but have to ruminate on which room would be best.
Posted by: Lizzy

I'm not gonna say anything. Not gonna bovine on that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (77rzZ)

62 In my experience, the hand up on the tree would indicate that Jethro is taking a leak.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (Ujrb8)

63
I'd stay on the other side of that tree from that bull as well.

I wonder how much the dude got paid to pose?

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (Y8DZL)

64 He's not. He's Scottish.
Posted by: rickb223

He owns no clothing with zippers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (u9Xr5)

65 I'm embarrassed for the Bull. Scrotum on display for 400 years?

Posted by: A Little Decency Here at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

66 Wang and Testicle Porn For the Ladies!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)



But no donkey for the show......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

67 The Mauritshuis. They just restored this in 2024, the sky is brighter.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM


Hmm. Fair enough. Lovely little museum. Like I said, been 23 years since I was there, so my memory isn't the best.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:42 AM (9Q+nP)

68 would hang

because accurate depiction of land with cattle

cow pie in the right foreground

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 09:42 AM (5rh/l)

69 Mornin' Horde. Still not sure if what I did yesterday is a leap of faith or the dumbest thing I've ever done. I suppose time will tell.

Posted by: Brother Tim needs rest at September 01, 2026 09:42 AM (OUMaO)

70 >>Meanest animal on the farm when I was a kid was a Jersey bull we had. Not the biggest but definitely the baddest.


Was he named Tommy DeVito?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)

71 Piper's right. If you click, the painting is incredibly detailed and lifelike. The animals are better done than the dude.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (Y/06r)



You act like there's content we should be paying attention to......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

72 The Mauritshuis. They just restored this in 2024, the sky is brighter.
Posted by: Piper

Wasn't yesterday's art also at the Mauritshuis?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

73 Wang and Testicle Porn For the Ladies!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)


But no donkey for the show......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

You're sick.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (u9Xr5)

74 Ah, from his cow period.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

Leave Rosie O'Donnell alone!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (ndZc7)

75 Is that guy rubbing one out behind the tree?

Posted by: dantesed at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Oy/m2)

76 65 I'm embarrassed for the Bull. Scrotum on display for 400 years?
Posted by: A Little Decency Here at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

If you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Gqar8)

77 70 >>Meanest animal on the farm when I was a kid was a Jersey bull we had. Not the biggest but definitely the baddest.


Was he named Tommy DeVito?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:42 AM (X8xt3)

Heh. No, Clyde.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:44 AM (Gqar8)

78 29 even that broke the rule though.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

79 You act like there's content we should be paying attention to......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

It is extremely well done. But it is like he had a collection of figures in mind he wanted to paint and just needed a setting. Background is an afterthought- but the figures are superb. (the animals, not the dude so much.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)

80
Beef Bull Yon! - a limerick

There once was a farmhand named Lockett
Who saw a bull and thought he would mock it
"As sure as you're born
I never should have worn
That red handkerchief in my pocket!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 01, 2026 09:45 AM (qgHp7)

81 76 65 I'm embarrassed for the Bull. Scrotum on display for 400 years?
Posted by: A Little Decency Here at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

If you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em, I guess.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Gqar

This too is a form of immortality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:45 AM (Y/06r)

82 I'm embarrassed for the Bull. Scrotum on display for 400 years?
Posted by: A Little Decency Here at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (JM9I6)

Goode Company BBQ in Houston has one tacked up on the wall above the ordering line. More than enough leather there to cover an ottoman, make a couple of messenger bags, computer bags, etc. Impressive size.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:45 AM (wVcYX)

83 Mornin' Horde. Still not sure if what I did yesterday is a leap of faith or the dumbest thing I've ever done. I suppose time will tell.
Posted by: Brother Tim


Praying it all works out.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:45 AM (U0c5a)

84 Wang and Testicle Porn For the Ladies!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:41 AM (iJfKG)


But no donkey for the show......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


They killed the donkey.

https://tinyurl.com/4apsrmee

Posted by: Brother Tim needs rest at September 01, 2026 09:46 AM (OUMaO)

85 Is this where the whole "tanning your perineum" idea got started?

Posted by: Trendy Tim at September 01, 2026 09:46 AM (JM9I6)

86
"Paulus Potter and the Nekkid Bull"
was J k Rowling's worst novel and her only foray into porn.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:46 AM (iJfKG)

87 Vreemd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)

88 a ps to my 68

also has flies

a painting of cattle and no flies is inaccurate

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 09:46 AM (5rh/l)

89 Guess I should have noticed if you click on the painting, it takes you to the museum wrote up on it. Duh. Sorry, CBD.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:47 AM (ZdaMQ)

90 . (the animals, not the dude so much.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Look at you! This is exactly the critique of this painting by those who do such things!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:48 AM (ZdaMQ)

91 More seriously, this is a lovely painting, beautiful scene rendered beautifully. Bucolic. Would hang!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:49 AM (X8xt3)

92 Amazing level of detail. You could walk right into it. I can almost smell it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 09:50 AM (aJQbY)

93 So is this going to be Dutch week on the art thread?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)

94 47 I cud hang this one, but have to ruminate on which room would be best.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM

On your biggest blank wall! It’s really big in person.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:50 AM (ZdaMQ)

95 My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

Posted by: Bull Scott at September 01, 2026 09:50 AM (HcoTw)

96 They like to moooooove it moooooove it

Posted by: Cowa of Madagascar at September 01, 2026 09:50 AM (TbWk/)

97 It's the kind of painting that would have inspired Gary Larson's "Far Side" cartoons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 09:51 AM (FZ29D)

98 So is this going to be Dutch week on the art thread?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 09:50 AM (XvL8K)


Yep. Separate checks and everything!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 09:51 AM (rbvCR)

99 Yes, I would hang this. The farmer is almost unimportant but the animals are superb. Same for the trees and landscape. The phrase that comes to mind is "The Peaceable Kingdom". The animals are relaxed, cared for, and getting settled as a storm moves in. The Young bull stands as a defense for the weaker animals. I enjoy bucolic scenes, even when somewhat idealized. (The farmer and animals are too clean for reality.) he colors are muted as the clouds gather which is restful.

Looking through Potter's Wiki page I found I prefer his realistic animals and landscapes to the humans when present. There is one that could serve for the Wolfhound club chapter of the AKC. It would have been interesting if he had done still life scenes as well as landscapes. What a loss that he died so young.

Posted by: JTB at September 01, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)

100 Nice details, and I like the animals and fields in the distant right back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 09:52 AM (xPsv8)

101 More seriously, this is a lovely painting, beautiful scene rendered beautifully. Bucolic. Would hang!!
Posted by: Lizzy

Agree. I just can't unsee the guy pissing on y the tree

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 01, 2026 09:52 AM (u9Xr5)

102 Damn

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 09:53 AM (u9Xr5)

103 Caption:

"Heifer? I hardly knew her!*




*Why haven't you already made this joke?
And, who are you people?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:53 AM (iJfKG)

104 Headline (KRON San Francisco):

"‘Fighting for my life’: Woman recovering after being attacked by wild otter in Lake Tahoe"

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 09:53 AM (rj6Yv)

105 Would that be a bull frog I see in the foreground? Wonderful painting. Would hang.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 09:54 AM (Ujrb8)

106 The bull is proof positive that there are only two genders and you can't trans a male into a female.


Go ahead and milk that bull.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:54 AM (U0c5a)

107 86
"Paulus Potter and the Nekkid Bull"
was J k Rowling's worst novel and her only foray into porn.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:46 AM (iJfKG)

Outstanding!!

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:55 AM (Gqar8)

108 104 Headline (KRON San Francisco):

"‘Fighting for my life’: Woman recovering after being attacked by wild otter in Lake Tahoe"
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 09:53 AM (rj6Yv)

River otter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:55 AM (Y/06r)

109 This is arty. Anything a girl can do, a guy can do better.

https://tinyurl.com/5bz2y766

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

110 No boobs.

Small rack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

111 This is one to go see live. The more you stare at it, the more you notice. The cow nose is wet, there are whiskers. Napoleon stole it for the Louvre, he thought it was better than Starry Night. Field trip to the Netherlands!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:56 AM (ZdaMQ)

112 The Bull

The one wearing the hat?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 09:57 AM (VaC8w)

113
I saw Wild Otter In Lake Tahoe open for Cage the Elephant in 2008 at Madstock.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:57 AM (iJfKG)

114 >>"‘Fighting for my life’: Woman recovering after being attacked by wild otter in Lake Tahoe"


Local game warden quoted as saying "She otter know better than to pester the wildlife!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:57 AM (X8xt3)

115 That's the calmest bull I've ever seen, especially around a cow.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 09:58 AM (rj6Yv)

116 Would that be a bull frog I see in the foreground? Wonderful painting. Would hang.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 09:54 AM (Ujrb

No relation.

Posted by: Michigan J. Frog at September 01, 2026 09:58 AM (wVcYX)

117 This is arty. Anything a girl can do, a guy can do better.

https://tinyurl.com/5bz2y766
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)



If there are men on the squad, they should be hurling the ladies into the air and catching them on their way down. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

118 104 Headline (KRON San Francisco):

"‘Fighting for my life’: Woman recovering after being attacked by wild otter in Lake Tahoe"
Posted by: mrp

That’s evil River otters for you.

Bastards will rip your face off.

The same people petting the fluffy cows are playing with river otters. Idiots.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM (hC7dH)

119 >>That's the calmest bull I've ever seen, especially around a cow.

Why - does he have a beef with the cow?

Maybe the painter asked them all to say "Cheese!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM (X8xt3)

120 "‘Fighting for my life’: Woman recovering after being attacked by wild otter in Lake Tahoe"
Posted by: mrp
-----

We had a female paddle boarder attacked by a beaver here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM (XeU6L)

121 Field trip to the Netherlands!
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 09:56 AM (ZdaMQ)



Wear your burka!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)

122 Whatever happened to bumper nuts?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 10:00 AM (V7AYW)

123 Whatever happened to bumper nuts?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 10:00 AM (V7AYW)



You still see them on occasion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

124 Lift to the future First ‘space elevator’ — a 66,000-mile cable to the cosmos— closer than ever before after scientific breakthrough

-
Why not the best? Put Gavin Newsom in charge!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:01 AM (ndZc7)

125 "‘Fighting for my life’: Woman recovering after being attacked by wild otter in Lake Tahoe"
Posted by: mrp
-----

We had a female paddle boarder attacked by a beaver here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM (XeU6L)



The more man encroaches on nature, the more nature reminds us it's not giving up without a fight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:01 AM (ccf/V)

126 116 Would that be a bull frog I see in the foreground? Wonderful painting. Would hang.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 09:54 AM (Ujrb

No relation.
Posted by: Michigan J. Frog at September 01, 2026 09:58 AM (wVcYX)


Jeremiah had some mighty fine wine.

Posted by: Hoyt Axton at September 01, 2026 10:01 AM (c3YdQ)

127 That's the calmest bull I've ever seen, especially around a cow.

Why - does he have a beef with the cow?

Maybe the painter asked them all to say "Cheese!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM (X8xt3)


Elsie what happens next...

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

128 Lift to the future First ‘space elevator’ — a 66,000-mile cable to the cosmos— closer than ever before after scientific breakthrough



This is the dumbest f*cking pipe dream boondoggle money grab ever........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:02 AM (ccf/V)

129 Why - does he have a beef with the cow?

Maybe the painter asked them all to say "Cheese!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM (X8xt3)
=====

The only thing true to nature about that painting is that the farmer is focused on the bull and puts the tree between himself and the beast.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 10:03 AM (rj6Yv)

130 Beautiful painting CBD. Thanks for featuring it.

Posted by: Tuna at September 01, 2026 10:03 AM (lJ0H4)

131 128 Lift to the future First ‘space elevator’ — a 66,000-mile cable to the cosmos— closer than ever before after scientific breakthrough

This is the dumbest f*cking pipe dream boondoggle money grab ever........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:02 AM (ccf/V)


I'm interested.

Posted by: Somalian Space Engineer, formerly CEO of a Quality Learing Center at September 01, 2026 10:04 AM (c3YdQ)

132 126 116 Would that be a bull frog I see in the foreground? Wonderful painting. Would hang.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 09:54 AM (Ujrb

No relation.
Posted by: Michigan J. Frog at September 01, 2026 09:58 AM (wVcYX)

Jeremiah had some mighty fine wine.
Posted by: Hoyt Axton at September 01, 2026 10:01 AM (c3YdQ)

Joy to the fishes in the deepest sea; joy to you and me…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 10:04 AM (sBAAu)

133 bucolic buffalo.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:05 AM (Bep7s)

134 was that tumbleweeds?

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:05 AM (Bep7s)

135
Ursula von der Leyen calls personal savings accounts "lazy" and calls for a savings and investment union to direct funds to local european businesses the E.U. likes.

But this isn't confiscation or a statist money grab at all, she explained.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 10:05 AM (Y8DZL)

136 I have to take Saijo to the vet in a few minutes. I already feel terrible about it, I know he will think we are going to go on a fun adventure once we get into the car like we do normally. I wanted J to do this, not me, but something about a job that supports all of us.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:05 AM (ZdaMQ)

137 Hey! There's a guy behind the tree!

Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2026 10:07 AM (GNqmQ)

138 106 bill curtis did that for a rhino conservancy project.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:07 AM (Bep7s)

139 I have to take Saijo to the vet in a few minutes. I already feel terrible about it, I know he will think we are going to go on a fun adventure once we get into the car like we do normally. I wanted J to do this, not me, but something about a job that supports all of us.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:05 AM (ZdaMQ)




Isn't that the one that gave you the killer tumor?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

140 119 "a beef with the cow" extra giardiniera.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:09 AM (Bep7s)

141 I have to take Saijo to the vet in a few minutes. I already feel terrible about it, I know he will think we are going to go on a fun adventure once we get into the car like we do normally. I wanted J to do this, not me, but something about a job that supports all of us.

Posted by: Piper

Saijo to the other dogs: "Hey guys, she's taking me to get tutored!"

(from The Far Side)

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

142 He was trying to him.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 01, 2026 10:10 AM (hGjAx)

143 Cow art

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 01, 2026 10:10 AM (hGjAx)

144 123 is that a chinese brand?

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:10 AM (Bep7s)

145 I missed the ONT birthday salute to Van Morrison, but I would like to contribute a duet he did with his daughter Shana that (in these tumultuous days especially) should be heard more often.

https://tinyurl.com/ycveaxwa

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2026 10:10 AM (nB2bU)

146
...

464th Floor Ladies Underwear

...

677th Floor Food Court - Chik-Fil-A Now featuring Vomit Comet Peach Shake for a Limited Time

...

808th Floor - Famous Last Words Bungee Jumping Park

...
...
...

Posted by: Space Elevator Operator at September 01, 2026 10:11 AM (iJfKG)

147 That’s evil River otters for you.

Bastards will rip your face off.

The same people petting the fluffy cows are playing with river otters. Idiots.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 09:59 AM


I was at a cookout Sunday where the property abutted part of a large pond. I was told river otters have visited. I decided to hold my tongue on the subject, but thought of you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 10:11 AM (9Q+nP)

148 Scott Bessent Arrives at G20 Summit, Vows to Make Iran “Come to Their Senses”

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Warm up by teaching pigs to fly

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

149 Whatever happened to bumper nuts?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 10:00 AM (V7AYW)

Bumper nuts. What happens when you accidentally jostle a tranny on a crowded sidewalk.

Posted by: Mike Obama, izzat you? at September 01, 2026 10:11 AM (TbWk/)

150 Hey! There's a guy behind the tree!
Posted by: Weasel at September 01, 2026 10:07 AM


He's the sniper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 10:12 AM (9Q+nP)

151 Alternate title:

"The Cow is Sad, The Ewes and Ram Frightened Because The Bull Identifies As a Sheep"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 09:38 AM (iJfKG)

-------------

"The bull shall dwell with the ram."

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 10:12 AM (m0vIZ)

152 I was at a cookout Sunday where the property abutted part of a large pond. I was told river otters have visited. I decided to hold my tongue on the subject, but thought of you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


❤️🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:13 AM (k1CAF)

153 September. Just seeing it kills me. And I have not been on an academic schedule in over half a century.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 10:15 AM (sl73Y)

154 Isn't that the one that gave you the killer tumor?
Posted by: Sponge

I think the coroner was wrong. I suspect it was really the kale did poor Piper in.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

155
I have to take Saijo to the vet in a few minutes. I already feel terrible about it, I know he will think we are going to go on a fun adventure once we get into the car like we do normally. I wanted J to do this, not me, but something about a job that supports all of us.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:05 AM (ZdaMQ)


Long ago and far away...

Our Basenji, Sheba, who loved car riding also learned (by smell?, by sites?) when we were going to the Vet and would immediately go into her "help me, please!!!" whining act.

She was probably too smart to be a dog.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 10:16 AM (iJfKG)

156 September. Just seeing it kills me. And I have not been on an academic schedule in over half a century.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 10:15 AM


Yeah...tomorrow's traffic is going to suck.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 10:16 AM (9Q+nP)

157 If there are men on the squad, they should be hurling the ladies into the air and catching them on their way down. Period.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)


NFL cheer squads just need to add jump splits to their routine like the Cowboys cheerleaders. I bet that would curtail men wanting to join the squad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 10:16 AM (ExV1e)

158 Scott Bessent Arrives at G20 Summit, Vows to Make Iran “Come to Their Senses”

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Warm up by teaching pigs to fly

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

---------------

"When Jahannam freezes over, Infidels!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 10:17 AM (m0vIZ)

159 153 September. Just seeing it kills me. And I have not been on an academic schedule in over half a century.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 10:15 AM (sl73Y)

Reminds one of just how traumatic and shitty school was.

Posted by: School's out completely at September 01, 2026 10:17 AM (TbWk/)

160 Yeah...tomorrow's traffic is going to suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Um...Doesn't the traffic in Beantown ALWAYS suck?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

161
"Abutted."
Sounds naughty.

Posted by: But it's not at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (V7AYW)

162 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A cow. Cow pasture pool. Golf! It's all connected.
Woohoo.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (2WIwB)

163 Um...Doesn't the traffic in Beantown ALWAYS suck?
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:17 AM


It will suck more. Like Mega Maid on crack.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (9Q+nP)

164 Putin Considers Escalating Ukraine War As Trouble Grows at Home

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That's right. Double down on stupid and evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

165 The Bull Of The Wood.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (LHPAg)

166 September. Just seeing it kills me. And I have not been on an academic schedule in over half a century.
Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 10:15 AM (sl73Y)

Reminds one of just how traumatic and shitty school was.

Posted by: School's out completely


I loved the start of the school year. Especially in high school, going back to see the developing girls and being in plays again.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

167 Dude can legitimately refer to them as his cow-orders.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 10:20 AM (0sNs1)

168 Putin Considers Escalating Ukraine War As Trouble Grows at Home

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That's right. Double down on stupid and evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

Works for Democrats.

Posted by: Putin on the ritz at September 01, 2026 10:20 AM (TbWk/)

169 Trump at 37% approval.
Blue Tsunami 2026
Sad!

Posted by: MAGA lol at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM (onpYi)

170 Putin Considers Escalating Ukraine War As Trouble Grows at Home

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That's right. Double down on stupid and evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)


Putin figures if he gets enough of his population killed in battle, there won't be anyone to riot.

...eh...It's a plan.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM (iJfKG)

171 "...going back to see the developing girls..."
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:19 AM


We would have also accepted "sporting pronounced hooterage."

Posted by: The Judges at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM (V7AYW)

172 September. Just seeing it kills me. And I have not been on an academic schedule in over half a century.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 10:15 AM (sl73Y)

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🎵
Summer, it turns me upside down
Summer, summer, summer, it's like a merry-go-round
🎶

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM (m0vIZ)

173 Posted by: MAGA lol at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM

Pretty sure Spiccoli thinks you're a dick, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 10:22 AM (9Q+nP)

174 pronounced hooterage > hooterslop

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 10:22 AM (m0vIZ)

175 123 Whatever happened to bumper nuts?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 10:00 AM (V7AYW)


You still see them on occasion.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

I have a meme saved where a guy who had a cybertruck had oversized electrical wiring nuts hanging from the hitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 10:22 AM (Y/06r)

176 Once we pass mid-July, I start looking forward to summer.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

177 hope they like kimchee.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)

178 Know who else considered escalating a war?

Posted by: Shifty eyes at September 01, 2026 10:23 AM (V7AYW)

179 I love love love autumn.

Tomorrow we are supposed to get some much needed rain. And temps in the mid to upper 60s. The season has certainly changed over here.

May need to break down and get a Starbucks PSL soon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:23 AM (tHKLd)

180 Not just September, but raining, cool and dreary. At least I paid all the bills last night, so don have to look at them too.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 10:24 AM (sl73Y)

181 Let's try this again:

Once we pass mid-July, I start looking forward to fall.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

182 I see the troll is one the bs polls again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 10:24 AM (xSAlF)

183 I loved the start of the school year. Especially in high school, going back to see the developing girls and being in plays again.
Posted by: Bulg

Yup, somehow Linda Hutchins transformed from a little pixie into Farrah Fawcett over the Summer. I joined Chorus because the F/M ratio was 80/8.

Posted by: Memories of 1971 at September 01, 2026 10:24 AM (JM9I6)

184
I love love love autumn.


Eh, our twenty minutes of Fall here in Texas is okay.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 10:25 AM (iJfKG)

185 September here means the end of tourist season when we get Perdido Key back. Yay!

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 10:25 AM (J4Dwc)

186 Not just September, but raining, cool and dreary.

I love that kind of weather. Sunshine is overrated.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

187 The troll is right.

Blue wave 2026 IS an LOL moment.

Ain't happenin'

They're running f*cking LUNATICS in too many races to be taken as a serious blow to the Right Wing Freedom Movement.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:25 AM (ccf/V)

188
I love that kind of weather. Sunshine is overrated.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:25 AM (77rzZ)



Yeah, no. You couldn't BE more wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:26 AM (ccf/V)

189 183 damn, what was i thinking?

Posted by: member of glee club at September 01, 2026 10:26 AM (Bep7s)

190 The Pumpkin Spice fad is sickening and the people who start putting out Halloween decorations today are beneath contempt.

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at September 01, 2026 10:26 AM (JM9I6)

191 The Bull
Paulus Potter

A very cute, folksy painting. And I think there maybe a dog in the distant background so this is a good overall pick for the Horde. (Maybe 🤷‍♀️ )

I'm not familiar with the artist. Wikipedia, in part: Paulus Potter was a Dutch painter who specialized in landscapes featuring animals, often from a low vantage point. Before Potter died of tuberculosis at the age of 28 he produced about 100 paintings, working continuously.

A nice Tuesday art selection. Thank you.

Posted by: L - No nic at September 01, 2026 10:28 AM (NFX2v)

192 I find my mind playing tricks on me re: fall.

It's going to be another hot day outside.

Yet I sit at my desk, look out the window, and see the trees start to drop their leaves, which makes me think it's a lot cooler outside than it is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 10:28 AM (FZ29D)

193 Speaking of hanging nutsacks, hows Mitch doing?

Dead yet?

Posted by: Old Farts Never Die, They Just Smell That Way at September 01, 2026 10:28 AM (+iYtA)

194 The troll is right.

Blue wave 2026 IS an LOL moment.

Ain't happenin'

They're running f*cking LUNATICS in too many races to be taken as a serious blow to the Right Wing Freedom Movement.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:25 AM (ccf/V)


The Dims will be cranking up the cheat where they can, so they're trying to depress the Rep vote enough for that to work with fake info.

So, vote.

That's it. That's your one job.

Help out and/or give money if you want two jobs for the upcoming elections.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 10:28 AM (iJfKG)

195 Tourist season doesn’t wind down here until the cruise ships go away. They will be here through most of September, unfortunately

We got snow in the upper elevations over the weekend. It will be glorious when my Olympic mountains get their first dumping. They are magnificent in the morning light when they get a new blanket.

Sweater weather is the best!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:29 AM (tHKLd)

196 Yeah, no. You couldn't BE more wrong.
Posted by: Sponge

I mean, I need a certain amount of it, like everyone else. But not all the freakin' time.

Rainy weather is better for thinking, IMHO.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

197 Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 10:22 AM

What is hooterslop ?

I know that I'll probably be sorry I asked.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 10:30 AM (xSAlF)

198 190 The Pumpkin Spice fad is sickening and the people who start putting out Halloween decorations today are beneath contempt.
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at September 01, 2026 10:26 AM (JM9I6)

Three days ago.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 10:30 AM (LHPAg)

199 The Pumpkin Spice fad is sickening and the people who start putting out Halloween decorations today are beneath contempt.
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at September 01, 2026 10:26 AM (JM9I6)



That's on board with the "this land is STOLEN!!!!!" bullshit as they're doing everything they can to eliminate Thanksgiving.

Well, not so much the pumpkin stuff, since pumpkin pie is a thing at Thanksgiving meals, but Halloween decorations now is just downright sacrilegious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

200 You mean that cow with only one teat?

Yeah, she was pretty mean until I started milking her.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at September 01, 2026 10:30 AM (c+HDg)

201 What is hooterslop ?

I know that I'll probably be sorry I asked.😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 10:30 AM (xSAlF)



Kinda like flopsweat, just more gross.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)

202 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:29 AM (tHKLd)

Nurse, I think for once we have found a subject that you and I are in total agreement on.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

203 But you love our money.

Posted by: The tourists at September 01, 2026 10:31 AM (V7AYW)

204 September. Just seeing it kills me. And I have not been on an academic schedule in over half a century.
Posted by: From about That Time
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There have been a number of tunes written about September:
https://shorturl.at/ABXFt

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 10:31 AM (XeU6L)

205 That's on board with the "this land is STOLEN!!!!!" bullshit as they're doing everything they can to eliminate Thanksgiving.

Well, not so much the pumpkin stuff, since pumpkin pie is a thing at Thanksgiving meals, but Halloween decorations now is just downright sacrilegious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:30 AM (ccf/V)
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I'd argue that eliminating Thanksgiving is also sacrilegious in the literal sense, as the whole POINT of that holiday is to give thanks to our Creator for the many blessings He's given us throughout the year.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 10:32 AM (FZ29D)

206 The jurying the Clancy trial has said they can't reach a verdict . The judge said keep deliberating. SMH

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 10:32 AM (rNkEQ)

207 I don't get the point of this work. Also, the man must be 2 or 3 times the size of the bull.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 01, 2026 10:33 AM (2ap+5)

208 > There have been a number of tunes written about September:

Hey, what about me?

It's late September and I really should be back at school...

Posted by: Maggie May at September 01, 2026 10:33 AM (c+HDg)

209 The reason they conduct polls is to give trolls pollslop to slop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:33 AM (RIvkX)

210 206 The jurying the Clancy trial has said they can't reach a verdict . The judge said keep deliberating. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 10:32 AM (rNkEQ)

I can.. Guilty of murder... Next..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 10:33 AM (+gK6I)

211 Pumpkin? Yes.
Pumpkin spice? No hell no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:34 AM (RIvkX)

212 207 that's just the perspicuity.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:34 AM (Bep7s)

213 It will be glorious when my Olympic mountains get their first dumping. They are magnificent in the morning light when they get a new blanket.

Sweater weather is the best!


Phrasing: 10/10!

Posted by: The Judges at September 01, 2026 10:34 AM (E/qck)

214 That cow should be polled.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 01, 2026 10:35 AM (2ap+5)

215 Mitch’s official death date is being coordinated between the Democrat Governor and alleged Senate Republican Leader John Thune to assure that no America First candidate can compete for Mitch’s Uniparty seat.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 01, 2026 10:35 AM (FCPbW)

216 Fall.......


Season of wither......


https://youtu.be/PgIsxxq4EBg?t=48

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

217 Axually,

As we pull into the ferry dock, I don’t see any cruise ships in port.

Oh wait. Nope. I’m wrong. There’s two.


Ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:35 AM (tHKLd)

218 Paulus Potter. Is he one of the Back Bay Potters?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 10:35 AM (4Je4D)

219 The jurying the Clancy trial has said they can't reach a verdict . The judge said keep deliberating. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 10:32 AM (rNkEQ)

The majority of the jury is wimmin so that tracks.

Posted by: Repeal the 19th and ban them from jury service at September 01, 2026 10:36 AM (TbWk/)

220 Paulus Potter

Wow, he died at age 28

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 10:37 AM (+gK6I)

221 The majority of the jury is wimmin so that tracks.

From MA too...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:37 AM (sKqQm)

222 The jurying the Clancy trial has said they can't reach a verdict . The judge said keep deliberating. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 10:32 AM (rNkEQ)




And they've been given manslaughter as an option.

FFS......SHE. MURDERED. HER. KIDS. Admittedly. In front of each other. She CHASED ONE DOWN and drug it back into the room.......

Satanic beast........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

223 Go ahead and milk that bull.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:54 AM (U0c5a)

-----------

If you can milk a Minotaur you can milk a bull.

Posted by: Literotica.com at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (4Je4D)

224 Is that you, Ferdinand?
Posted by: Count de Monet

He was gay you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (01XUU)

225 203 But you love our money.
Posted by: The tourists at September 01, 2026 10:31 AM (V7AYW)

The restaurant and bar owners love the money.

The county commissioners love the "tourist tax" money collected so they can spend it on their pet projects that do nothing to improve the quality of life for the locals living in and around Perdido Key.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (J4Dwc)

226 Whatever happened to bumper nuts?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 10:00 AM (V7AYW)

---------------

True story: in my early 20s, a bunch of young guys I worked with (in Las Vegas) got into playing a fun new unique game in a midnight league (forget what it was called).

Basically like indoor team field hockey (on an old covered-floor ice rink) while driving bumper cars and passing/scoring by flinging a large plastic wiffleball into a small net ... using a large curved plastic basket-like glove (a la jai alai -- which used a wicker version and used to be played and gambled on in Vegas back in the day).

One day I coaxed my girlfriend to come watch us play after work. She claimed afterwards that the loose shorts I was wearing were showing off my nuts while riding around in the bumper car.

I blushed -- and now that awful memory was what I think of when I hear "bumper nuts." Thanks ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (m0vIZ)

227 Bradbury liked October Wine - wrote a whole book about it.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (Gqar8)

228
He was gay you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (01XUU)



This is about me, isn't it.......

Posted by: Dr. Smith at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

229 I expected MA would give Clancy a slap on the wrist and she would be out in 5 years but it looks like feminists want their own OJ trial

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (sKqQm)

230 FFS......SHE. MURDERED. HER. KIDS. Admittedly. In front of each other. She CHASED ONE DOWN and drug it back into the room.......

Satanic beast........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

And strangulation... The struggle must have been terrible.. RIP for their little souls...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (+gK6I)

231 minotaur sounds like minute hour. minute rice. uncle ben's perverted rice.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (Bep7s)

232 Is there a generally understood term for receiving text messages sent to past owners of a cell phone number?

Because I'm getting a lot of "gimme money" campaign requests from the Roy Cooper campaign. When good ol' Roy sends a heart-breaker, he calls out "MAGA" with the fervor of a DSA acolyte.

Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (rj6Yv)

233 And strangulation... The struggle must have been terrible.. RIP for their little souls...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (+gK6I)



With an exercise band......


The Lord weeps while accepting their young souls into the Kingdom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

234 I prefer clean polled simmentals because I don't care for dirty polls.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 01, 2026 10:40 AM (2ap+5)

235 And they've been given manslaughter as an option.

FFS......SHE. MURDERED. HER. KIDS. Admittedly. In front of each other. She CHASED ONE DOWN and drug it back into the room.......

Satanic beast........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:38 AM (ccf/V)

But she couldn't have done it because like she's a Leo and like lions don't kill their cubs, and like Saturn was in promenade so like Patrick totally did it. Like totally.

Posted by: Average TikTok chick at September 01, 2026 10:40 AM (TbWk/)

236 Rainy weather is better for thinking, IMHO.
Posted by: Bulg

No thinking allowed here! We are Morons after all.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 10:41 AM (01XUU)

237 The jurying the Clancy trial has said they can't reach a verdict . The judge said keep deliberating. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 10:32 AM (rNkEQ)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constance_Fisher - drowned her three children, declared insane, declared better, had three more children, drowned them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 10:41 AM (ExV1e)

238 And strangulation... The struggle must have been terrible.. RIP for their little souls...

If we executed Clancy this was the FNM would tell us it was cruel and unusual...

As an aside Iran executes people this way. The traditional western hanging aimed to break the criminal's neck for a quick death, Iran slowly pulls them up to strangle to death over time.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:41 AM (sKqQm)

239 Whirleyball. I played it!

Posted by: Buck at September 01, 2026 10:41 AM (z6ONu)

240 Ram-a-lamb-ding-dong~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2026 10:41 AM (diia5)

241
Weird, that list of "September Songs" left out probably the most famous and long standing September song:

September Song

https://tinyurl.com/5n7hu28e

Jeff Lynne's version.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 10:41 AM (iJfKG)

242 I got a little mailer catalog from a company that sells home decor. Not only did it have Halloween stuff for sale in it but also Christmas decorations. My thought was, it's August and a hundred degrees outside! My mind is not set for these holidays. And won't be for awhile.

Posted by: Case at September 01, 2026 10:41 AM (rxS1L)

243 I read a post a couple days ago about the Clancy trial, specifically the "supporters" gathered outside. Many of them are reportedly wearing pink, as a show of solidarity with the murderer.

It was noted that two of the jurors were also wearing pink at times during the trial.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 10:43 AM (2Cry5)

244 226 there's a whirlyball place near here. same game, with alcohol.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:43 AM (Bep7s)

245 The only thing they should be deliberating in the Clancey trial is method of execution. We haven't had a good steaming in so long...

Posted by: Gatherer Hade at September 01, 2026 10:43 AM (7Q0e+)

246 Earth Wind and Fire made the best September song of all time. I can't remember what it's called.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 01, 2026 10:44 AM (2ap+5)

247 > Basically like indoor team field hockey (on an old covered-floor ice rink) while driving bumper cars and passing/scoring by flinging a large plastic wiffleball into a small net

We had one of those here... called "Whirlyball" or something like it.

We didn't have anything as formal as a league, though. The son? Cousin? Nephew? of the guy who owned it was a friend of a friend, and the owner didn't mind if he brought a bunch of guys in at night after the official closing time.

The advantage of this over a formal league is that you could drink.

I'd bet that more than a few jobs were lost due to this.

Posted by: Maggie May at September 01, 2026 10:44 AM (c+HDg)

248 There have been a number of tunes written about September:

Posted by: Mike Hammer

“Ba-dee-ya” with Earth, Wind and Fire may be, in fact, the most epic lyric ever.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 10:44 AM (01XUU)

249 The only thing they should be deliberating in the Clancey trial is method of execution. We haven't had a good steaming in so long...

Posted by: Gatherer Hade

Imma go with drawing and quartering.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

250 245 The only thing they should be deliberating in the Clancey trial is method of execution. We haven't had a good steaming in so long...
Posted by: Gatherer Hade at September 01, 2026 10:43 AM (7Q0e+)

Strangulation by exercise band.

Posted by: Let the punishment fit the crime at September 01, 2026 10:45 AM (TbWk/)

251 > Because I'm getting a lot of "gimme money" campaign requests from the Roy Cooper campaign.
Posted by: mrp at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (rj6Yv)

Unfortunately the guy who used to have my number is a deadbeat.

Lots-o-blocking on my phone.



Posted by: Maggie May at September 01, 2026 10:45 AM (c+HDg)

252 Morning, Morons.

Big old Bull Moose just walked through the backyard. Been a couple years since I have seen a Moose down here.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2026 10:46 AM (Shi2G)

253 I've seen a few posts arguing that feminists are not going to like the impact if they succeed in arguing that a woman can be excused for even murder due to hormones/depression.

But they don't care. They are celebrating now what second gen feminists would have called rank misogyny...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:46 AM (sKqQm)

254 It's sad, the number of no longer with us's who's phone number is in my phone......including some past Hordians........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

255 I have an idea for Clancy. It involves a sturdy exercise band and a chain hoist.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 10:46 AM (u9Xr5)

256 Strangulation by exercise band.

Posted by: Let the punishment fit the crime at September 01, 2026 10:45 AM (TbWk/)


Honestly I would like to see this encoded in law.

Kill someone and you die by however you killed them.

It would have a slight impact on reducing worse types of murders for semi-rational killers but more to the point it is logically consistent. You took someone's life, we will take yours in the same way.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:47 AM (sKqQm)

257 206 The jurying the Clancy trial has said they can't reach a verdict . The judge said keep deliberating. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 10:32 AM (rNkEQ)

Recall that a couple of female jurors showed up for deliberations wearing pink. I'm sure they didn't see any news or read anything about the trial. (sarcasm)

I wondered if 1st Degree murder would be hard to get a verdict on. 2nd Degree I would've thought they could agree on - especially since she already admitted she murdered her three precious kids.

At a bare minimum, I hope she spends the rest of her wretched life in a state hospital never breathing free air again.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 10:48 AM (N39Ws)

258 I've seen a few posts arguing that feminists are not going to like the impact if they succeed in arguing that a woman can be excused for even murder due to hormones/depression.

The sort of people making/celebrating that argument are the sort of people who won't make the connection between it and the outcome.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

259 I have an idea for Clancy. It involves a sturdy exercise band and a chain hoist.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 10:46 AM (u9Xr5)



I'd like something along the lines of that one Jackass scene where they rip out a tooth with a Lamborghini.........only different.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:48 AM (ccf/V)

260 254 It's sad, the number of no longer with us's who's phone number is in my phone......including some past Hordians........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

I wonder sometimes about the regulars who just stop posting and - disappear from the HQ.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 10:48 AM (Gqar8)

261 I have an idea for Clancy..I 'm assuming she can't walk so take her out to the middle of the Mohave dessert dump her out of the chair and leave her there...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 10:49 AM (+gK6I)

262 Lex Talionis.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 10:50 AM (Gqar8)

263 I've seen a few posts arguing that feminists are not going to like the impact if they succeed in arguing that a woman can be excused for even murder due to hormones/depression.

The sort of people making/celebrating that argument are the sort of people who won't make the connection between it and the outcome.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

What impact will that be? They get a pass on pretty much everything up to and including murder because they're female so what negative effect would that have for them?

Posted by: Serious question at September 01, 2026 10:50 AM (TbWk/)

264 Put Clancy in a cell with a noose and a screen showing nothing but stories of infanticide. She will eventually do the right thing.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 01, 2026 10:50 AM (2ap+5)

265
I wonder sometimes about the regulars who just stop posting and - disappear from the HQ.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 10:48 AM



Some have job changes that take them away. Some get pissed off and flounce. Some have health issues. Some get banned. Some do move on to the next plain, where it's unfortunate they don't have any Horde contact info shared with and we never know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:51 AM (ccf/V)

266 254 and i've lost contacts a couple times as well and still they pile up. kind of miss having them in there.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:51 AM (Bep7s)

267 Put Clancy in a cell with a noose and a screen showing nothing but stories of infanticide. She will eventually do the right thing.
Posted by: Oglebay

Probably like porn for her.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 10:52 AM (u9Xr5)

268 256 paolo does not like this.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:52 AM (Bep7s)

269 Because I'm getting a lot of "gimme money" campaign requests from the Roy Cooper campaign.
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I begrudge the man the very air that he breathes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 10:52 AM (XeU6L)

270 264 Put Clancy in a cell with a noose and a screen showing nothing but stories of infanticide. She will eventually do the right thing.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 01, 2026 10:50 AM (2ap+5)

You mean thrice-daily autoerotic asphyxiation and bean-flicking? I don't think that's going to play out how you want.

Posted by: Don't threaten her with a good time at September 01, 2026 10:52 AM (TbWk/)

271 I love love love autumn.

Tomorrow we are supposed to get some much needed rain. And temps in the mid to upper 60s. The season has certainly changed over here.

May need to break down and get a Starbucks PSL soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:23 AM


*fistbump*

Rainy and in the 70s this week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 10:53 AM (9Q+nP)

272 Friend died a month or two ago. Still have his text threads on my phone. Strange, but not really bad, when I read them.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 10:53 AM (Gqar8)

273 The Pumpkin Spice fad is sickening and the people who start putting out Halloween decorations today are beneath contempt.
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down


Stopped at Wal Mart last night. They already have their big cardboard bins of Halloween gourds out front.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 10:54 AM (U0c5a)

274
An up close and personal hands-on tortuous murder of children,

must be punished by death.

However, if our society is too sick to manage that then life without parole in a maximum security prison is...I suppose acceptable.

Just sad all the way around.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 10:54 AM (iJfKG)

275 Stopped at Wal Mart last night. They already have their big cardboard bins of Halloween gourds out front.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 10:54 AM (U0c5a)
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Once school starts, the local Walmart immediately swaps out the shelves of school supplies with Halloween candy and costumes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 10:54 AM (FZ29D)

276 May need to break down and get a Starbucks PSL soon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:23 AM



You're in Seattle. There's GOT to be another option than Starbucks......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (ccf/V)

277 Friend died a month or two ago. Still have his text threads on my phone. Strange, but not really bad, when I read them.
Posted by: tubal


Still have my wife's. Been a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (U0c5a)

278 Put Clancy in a cell with a noose and a screen showing nothing but stories of infanticide. She will eventually do the right thing.

If by "the right thing" you mean pure unbridled joy at no longer being "burdened with a child".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (2ocoG)

279 What impact will that be? They get a pass on pretty much everything up to and including murder because they're female so what negative effect would that have for them?

Posted by: Serious question at September 01, 2026 10:50 AM (TbWk/)

If we all know that women can kill people and get away with it just because they're hormonal or depressed, businesses are going to stop hiring women (too much risk) and men are going to - by another order of magnitude - stop interacting with women out in the wild.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (PGK1w)

280 When a problem comes along, you must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it
When something's going wrong, you must whip it

Posted by: BEVO at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (XnGK2)

281 arguing that a woman can be excused for even murder due to hormones/depression.

Did every Commandment have an asterisk? I did not know that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (ReYtg)

282 The left: We have to take your rights away...for the children!

Also the left: So what if she killed her kids, she was sad and needed to live as her authentic self.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:56 AM (sKqQm)

283 When a problem comes along, you must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it
When something's going wrong, you must whip it


I like this song.

Posted by: Christian Grey at September 01, 2026 10:56 AM (sKqQm)

284 Once school starts, the local Walmart immediately swaps out the shelves of school supplies with Halloween candy and costumes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

CostCo already has Christmas stuff up.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 10:56 AM (77rzZ)

285 The Pumpkin Spice fad is sickening and the people who start putting out Halloween decorations today are beneath contempt.
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down

It's fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (u9Xr5)

286 252 Morning, Morons.

Big old Bull Moose just walked through the backyard. Been a couple years since I have seen a Moose down here.
Posted by: garrett

Go tell him he belongs out front.

Posted by: Tradition! at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (JM9I6)

287
Still have my wife's. Been a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (U0c5a)



I still have both of my parent's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (ccf/V)

288 Posted here a couple of weeks ago about post partum depression. Saw that with my mother. Real, not good, no excuse for what Clancy did. She is a triple murderer, and should die for her crimes. The right thing would have been for her to admit her crime, ask God for forgiveness, and accept the consequence for her actions. Won’t budge on this.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (Gqar8)

289 I wonder sometimes about the regulars who just stop posting and - disappear from the HQ.
Posted by: tubal

Alien abduction.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)

290 Still have my wife's. Been a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (U0c5a)

I do too. Also been a year as of 8/18.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (J4Dwc)

291 The left: We have to take your rights away...for the children!

Also the left: So what if she killed her kids, she was sad and needed to live as her authentic self.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:56 AM (sKqQm)
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The "pro-choice" Left only cares about ONE choice -- the absolute right for parents to kill their own children at any age.

Every other parental right must be subservient to the state.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 10:58 AM (FZ29D)

292 277 same. two for me, thirty years.
used to call me at work constantly. now silence.
kids have a bunch too.
crazy making.

Posted by: cmeat at September 01, 2026 10:58 AM (Bep7s)

293 If the artist were Paolo Potter, the bull would be more... obvious.

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:58 AM (kU0PQ)

294 277 Friend died a month or two ago. Still have his text threads on my phone. Strange, but not really bad, when I read them.
Posted by: tubal


Still have my wife's. Been a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (U0c5a)

I get that.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 10:58 AM (Gqar8)

295 Also the left: So what if she killed her kids, she was sad and needed to live as her authentic self.
Posted by: 18-1

I guess that's just how Lindsay Clancy rolls.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 10:58 AM (01XUU)

296 I've seen a few posts arguing that feminists are not going to like the impact if they succeed in arguing that a woman can be excused for even murder due to hormones/depression.


Lot of jobs will be restricted to women.
Can't be cops. We can't trust you with a gun if your hormones can go out of whack.

Damn sure can't be president. You're one baby away from nuking Canada. Why do you want to nuke our northern neighbor?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 10:59 AM (U0c5a)

297 When a problem comes along, you must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it
When something's going wrong, you must whip it
Posted by: BEVO

Texas mascot got a hard hat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 10:59 AM (u9Xr5)

298 I wonder sometimes about the regulars who just stop posting and - disappear from the HQ.
Posted by: tubal

Alien abduction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (ndZc7)


Don't forget us!!!

Posted by: The Mole Men (Who have Secret Tunnels Underneath Your House!) at September 01, 2026 10:59 AM (iJfKG)

299 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

300 The "pro-choice" Left only cares about ONE choice -- the absolute right for parents to kill their own children at any age.

At the higher levels (Soros/WEF) the one thing they care about is eliminating the white race, because everyone else has demonstrated sufficient compliance to Communism.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:00 AM (2ocoG)

301 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 11:00 AM (u9Xr5)

302 I have a voice mail from my sister, who passed five years ago.

Also have my Mom's phone number.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (PSEDc)

303 >>Rainy and in the 70s this week.


Dipped down to 38 this AM.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2026 11:02 AM (Shi2G)

304 I do too. Also been a year as of 8/18.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 10:57 AM (J4Dwc)



Condolences, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:03 AM (ccf/V)

305 If we all know that women can kill people and get away with it just because they're hormonal or depressed, businesses are going to stop hiring women (too much risk) and men are going to - by another order of magnitude - stop interacting with women out in the wild.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 10:55 AM (PGK1w)

Businesses will be punished by lawfare if they do so. Hiring women, especially minority women, is a high-risk proposition but they don't have much of a choice. As for relationships, maybe, although men have been seeing just how polluted the pool is more and more over the past 10-15 years or so anyway. So I'm not convinced this will be a cause and effect thing since vagina privilege has been around for a very long time. But I could be wrong.

Posted by: I honestly hope I'm proven wrong at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (TbWk/)

306 Friend died a month or two ago. Still have his text threads on my phone. Strange, but not really bad, when I read them.
Posted by: tubal


Still have my wife's. Been a year.
Posted by: rickb223
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I still have voice mail from a dear neighbor lady.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (XeU6L)

307 Time to slip in a link to Chad & Jeremy tune,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvD0_aeAf2E

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (XeU6L)

308 Bull? More like a Bear, amirite? Delicious. Would hang.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at September 01, 2026 12:00 PM (XziC1)

309 Whatever happened to Big Balls, anyway?

Edward Coristine

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 01, 2026 03:48 PM (8Q86n)

The Morning Report — 9/ 1 /26

RahmDSA.jpg

Good morning kids. Wow, welcome to September, but am I alone in being confused in that today is not Labor Day? Alas, for some bizarre reason it was moved to the second week in September. But be that as it may, there's lots of ground to cover, so Lez-be-on our way...

Well, I'm sure you'll all be relieved at this news:

A Las Vegas jury found Duane “Keffe D” Davis guilty of first-degree murder on Monday in the 1996 killing of rapper Tupac Shakur, bringing an end to one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

If only he had formed a band with Meatloaf, they could've been the Tupac Aday men. But, all seriousness aside, the now decomposing and Kaput Tupac was related to this evil, vile, degenerated fiend

Was on the FBI’s Most Wanted List in the early 1970, Murdered NJ State Trooper Werner Foerster in 1973, Escaped from prison in 1979, Had been a fugitive in Cuba since 1984
* Icon of the Black Lives Matter movement. . .Shakur was the godmother and step-aunt of the famed rapper Tupac Shakur, who was killed in a 1996 drive-by shooting. Assata Shakur died on September 25, 2025 in Havana, Cuba. According to Cuba’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, her death was due to “health conditions and advanced age.”

So why is this relevant today, well look what's running for the Senate in Florida1!

Angie Nixon, a Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) member who is vying to be the next senator of Florida, is still pulling quotes from Marxist cop killer Assata Shakur, although conveniently leaving out the origins of her words now that she secured her nomination and is trying to appeal to general election voters. . . “I’m gonna open this up for questions, but I’m gonna leave y’all with these words of a famous freedom fighter before we open it up: Assata Shakur,” Nixon said of the Marxist cop killer who at one time appeared on the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s list of “most wanted” terrorists.“‘It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love and protect one another. We have nothing to lose but our chains,’” Nixon continued.

And so are there enough spawn of Beelzebub and Pazuzu in Florida to actually drag this freak over the finish line?

But what of the rest of the nation?!

“The Democrat Party is becoming the party of socialism. Fifty-eight percent view socialism positively. 50 percent view capitalism negatively. I’m a proud free market capitalist. This is lunacy,” posted Senator Fetterman (D-PA) on X (formerly Twitter) earlier this month in reference to a similar poll, which revealed that Democrats have a more positive view of socialism than capitalism. . . However, while it is clear that support for socialism and communism has grown within the Democratic Party, far-left ideologies remain widely unpopular. For instance, despite New York City’s election of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who is a member of the DSA, a poll published earlier this month found that only 30 percent of people in New York state support the organization.

And yet, and yet, and yet...

There is something redolent here of the seeming takeover of the Democrat Party half a century ago by a younger generation of voters and activists opposed to the Vietnam War that resulted in the nomination of George McGovern in 1972 and had a continual influence on elected Democrats and policymakers through most of the 1970s and 1980s. That came from a protest movement incubated on college and university campuses, centered on Vietnam but also influenced by tomes such as Charles Reich’s 1970 “The Greening of America.”

Similarly, the great motivating cause of DSA-adjacent Democrats seems to be statehood for Gaza, opposition to Israel, and, in very many cases, hostility toward Jews.

And speaking of "And yet" This Obama Advisor Just Denounced the DSA...

HE'S RUNNING: "They believe in defunding the police, letting prisoners out of prisons, opening the borders, eliminating the Pentagon," former Barack Obama advisor and Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel said on Fox News Sunday, denouncing his party's Democratic Socialist rivals. Emanuel continues testing the waters for a presumed 2028 presidential run.

For those unaware, not only is Rahm a Jew - by birth since his entire life is wholly unholy and antithetical to Judaism, America and civilization, but I believe his lineage is Israeli so you can multiply no shot in hell by orders of magnitude right there!

With that, and speaking of steak knives... I'll leave you with this lovely local crime story as I begin to plan my trip back to my old hometown...

A maniac was shot dead by police in the heart of Times Square Monday after she stabbed two people, one fatally, and confronted cops while wildly waving two knives and threatening to kill them, the NYPD said. The caught-on-camera mayhem erupted in the Crossroads of the World after Pamela Cisneros, 49, randomly knifed a man and a woman in a 20-second span near West 41st Street and Seventh Avenue just before 4:30 p.m., cops said. . . Cops spoke to the woman for four minutes and gave her “numerous commands” to drop the knives, but she refused, NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch said at a press conference on Monday night. “I’m not dropping anything, I would rather kill both of you. I will kill you,” Cisneros told cops during the encounter, Tisch said. Officers discharged several tasers at Cisneros, but they “proved to be ineffective,” and she continued charging toward officers with the knives, according to Tisch. . . Two officers then opened fire, striking the Cisneros, who had a known history of mental illness with the department. She was pronounced dead at Bellevue Hospital.

Well, too bad that Rahm lost a potential voter!!! Not that being dead is a deterrent to ever casting a ballot for a Democrat, as we know all to well...But sadly and frighteningly there are thousands more just like this now mercifully ventilated psychopath who will go after any and all of us at the drop of a hat, because we're Trump voters, Jews or just normal Americans... And with that I bid you all to...

Have a good day.

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

2 Happy Tuesday

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3 You too, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

4 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 07:33 AM (2Cry5)

5 September Morn, Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at September 01, 2026 07:34 AM (2CeDH)

6 Top 10 and still in the game! Morning all!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (/k3in)

7 >Trump threatens to blow Kharg Island 'to smithereens' after Iran hits US airbases in Jordan

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Not just KABOOM
no no

KABLOOEY!

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (ZxPkt)

8 Paul, call your father and make amends for your behavior before it's too late.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (/k3in)

9 "1996 killing of rapper Tupac Shakur"

They are going to wait until 2028 to try KSM. This is what swift justice looks like.

Posted by: Guy who always says at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)

10 I laughed at the Heartland Institute link. Go to the page and the name of the actor is apparently "Kevin & Sorbo."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:37 AM (/k3in)

11 >New York Governor Kathy Hochul Dons Hijab for Event at Muslim Organization
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There's pandering, and then there's putting your lips right up against the asscheeks and dropping a big wet kiss

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ZxPkt)

12 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

13 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:39 AM (GXElQ)

14 Morning all. Thanks JJ

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 07:39 AM (sBAAu)

15 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

16 Lots of stupid people of low IQ will vote for Angie Nixon, just like they voted for Obongo and Joe.

Not enough to win as Floridians may be scum but they know a clown when they see one.

Posted by: Zombie Alcee Hastings, Class Clown at September 01, 2026 07:42 AM (+iYtA)

17 Pezeshkian and his son, who is his press secretary, have both come out saying enrichment is not worth what is happening to the economy and the people of Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 07:42 AM (PbWRL)

18 Arab-American Tom Barrack

With a name of Barrack, he's got to be good. Mmm, mmm, mmm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:43 AM (l3cgK)

19 (formerly Twitter)

====

Can't we stop with this already?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

20 Good morning, I believe Labor Day is the first Monday in September.

Posted by: El Borak at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (BSNnK)

21 16 Lots of stupid people of low IQ will vote for Angie Nixon, just like they voted for Obongo and Joe.

Not enough to win as Floridians may be scum but they know a clown when they see one.
Posted by: Zombie Alcee Hastings, Class Clown at September 01, 2026 07:42 AM (+iYtA)


Well, they did block that asshole Gilliam and gave us Meatball Ron!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

22 Moronin'', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (kmSxS)

23 @J.J. Sefton: Text for the "Tip Jar" link at the end is truncated. (The actual link goes to the correct place, it's just the text that got trimmed short.)

(Almost socked this as "Lorena Bobbit")

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (O7YUW)

24 “The Democrat Party is becoming the party of socialism. Fifty-eight percent view socialism positively. 50 percent view capitalism negatively.

Maybe in small software projects or home remodeling there is Capitalism but everything else out there is about 30% Socialism and Maybe 50% Capitalism.

The other 20% regulations, rules, and taxes really move our system closer to a Socio-Controlled Semi-Market that forces consumer into a Trade Off world.

And the Four Pillars of US Social Spending; SS, Medicare/Caid, and Food Stamps are basically
50% socialist public benefits
25% graft and greed
and
25% regulation and paperwork.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)

25 Johnson said public exposure may be the most significant form of accountability because criminal prosecutions would be difficult.

Bull. Shit. Fauci, Birx and Pence need to be exposed completely and the politicians, media lickspittles, and bootlicking sycophants that supported them need to be shunned by society.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (3Ope8)

26 Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ZxPkt)

Why would any woman who is not a Muslim do that? I have met with Muslims, not in a mosque Thankfully nobody asked me to do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (xPsv8)

27 J.J. Sefton

Fast reflexes banning Paul. Way to go. Thank you.

May you and yours have blessing of good health.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

28 one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

Behold my field of f*cks, and see that it is barren.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (9Q+nP)

29 When Martha's Vineyard has a data center installed, I will permit lecturing about the opposition to them.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:47 AM (/k3in)

30 Another internal FBI review concluded the memo �almost explicitly states that RTC ideology is violent and extremist without offering any evidence.�

Traditional Roman Catholics wouldn't have been a problem for Obama and Biden if they'd only supported him. That's the whole crux. If your not with them and supporting them, you're against them, and will feel the full force of Gov't go after you, even if you were only engaging and expressing your God-given, Constitutionally-guaranteed rights.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:47 AM (l3cgK)

31 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:32 AM


Always sage advice, NaCly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:48 AM (9Q+nP)

32 Did I miss something? The IRGC lobbed some missiles at Jordan but I saw that they had all been intercepted.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 07:48 AM (PbWRL)

33 Joanne Chesimard, was her name, and I’m not too sure that was her only/real name. Fled to Cuba. Whack job “revolutionary” nutbars.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 07:48 AM (IkLDu)

34 >Why would any woman who is not a Muslim do that? ....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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for votes
to curry favor

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

35 "Sacrifice the comfort, safety and security and even the very future of our own people"
=====

"But not me," she continued.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

36 28 one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

Behold my field of f*cks, and see that it is barren.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (9Q+nP)

There was a kids show called "Hip Hop Harry"...it wasn't as filled with gang violence as I expected...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (l3cgK)

37 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Well, this is good news, in a way. Thanks for posting it.

A rational analysis is stated in public by erstwhile Iranian leaders. Favoring the Iranian people.

Alas, the IRGC wants No Surrender. They have the guns and power. For now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

38 I just wanna say, the list of links raises many questions

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

39 34 >Why would any woman who is not a Muslim do that? ....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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for votes
to curry favor

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

for money

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:50 AM (l3cgK)

40 (and just like that, they're gone)

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)

41 “Traditional” Catholics. Clowns like Biden, well that’s OK. For now.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 07:51 AM (IkLDu)

42 Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

Yes; it was more an expression of incredulity on my part than not knowing why the politicians are doing this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (xPsv8)

43 Common Tater

Going from the US to Cuba is like going to a bigger, more open jail. I hope her life sucked with no power and only Commie TV. Any cats were probably eaten by neighbors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

44 Michigan AG Urges Jews to Sacrifice �Survival� to Elect Abdul El-Sayed

This is like the story of the chicken and the pig...
Chicken says, "The farmer has been so good to us, we should make him breakfast! Bacon and eggs!"
The pig replys, "For you, it's a donation; for me, it's complete dedication..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (l3cgK)

45 For fear that someone, somewhere, somehow at some time might be inconvenienced by these rules to protect the public, nearly 20,000 illegal aliens obtained commercial driver’s licenses from a compliant state of California without even proving rudimentary knowledge of English.

Laws and Regulations only apply to Citizens.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

46 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (77rzZ)

47 Hochul in a hijab?

Beautification of America continues apace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:53 AM (2GVsD)

48 FenelonSpoke

The lust for power has twisted their very souls.
Sad.

Fortunately, you preach a path of redemption to your flock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

49 At Townhall, Mark Minella's column about our addiction to reckless debt is so darn good, I wish I had written it myself:

"We sacrifice tomorrow to have what we want today. We borrow from our children, our grandchildren, people who will never have a voice in the decisions being made at their expense. Then we point to everything that borrowed money purchased and call it prosperity. It is not prosperity. It is consumption financed by somebody else’s future."

https://tinyurl.com/vdny2cja

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 07:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

50 NaCly it remains to be seen if the IRGC lets Pezeshkian live or not.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 07:54 AM (PbWRL)

51 Besides mental illness, what else was on Cisneros' rap sheet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

52 I don’t know why it popped up, but on my LinkedIn feed this morning some total retard who’s a “Professor of Intersectional Justice” at the University of Sussex had posted some Kamala- level word salad. I think the UK is a zombie; it’s dead Jim…. So many people with so many lofty titles paid so much to do so little. Not sustainable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 07:55 AM (sBAAu)

53 Anna Puma

Does that mean her husband can beat her with a small diameter stick? And be one of four wives?

She is married, two kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

54 Nope. Not getting on any Space Elevator. Escalator, maybe.

Posted by: Klaus Trophobia at September 01, 2026 07:56 AM (JM9I6)

55 I'm thinking that, whether deep in their subconscious or in the forefront of their mind, the American Left is favorable to socalism/communism BECAUSE it brings a high body count to their enemies.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 01, 2026 07:57 AM (CYBB0)

56 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 07:57 AM (U0c5a)

57 They basically allow anybody to register to vote on the honor system. There�s nobody in government that is checking to confirm you�re a citizen

Yeah, it's terrible. My son turned 18, had drivers license, got a ballot the very next election. No checks, just ballots and voting material sent through the mail. What could possibly go wrong?
The first year they did this, my ballots did not arrive...I contacted them, and later I got my ballots. To this day I don't know if my legitimate ballots were thrown away due to the ones "lost" being counted instead. I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

58 LinusVanPelt

You know the real reason the UK can not stop the islamics from crossing the Channel?

France wants them out of their country. They provide transport.

The UK can not produce enough power for the country. They import a big percentage of electrical power from France. So France wins, with nuclear power.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

59 .DATA: Majority of Voters Alarmed by Rise of Socialism and Communism in America.

And it's not just a socialist party, it's a NATIONAL socialist party...now, how to insert "workers'" in there somewhere...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:00 AM (l3cgK)

60 Cray Cray

In both Iran and Indonesia the Muslims used the Left to seize power, then killed the Leftist helpers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

61 Nope. Not getting on any Space Elevator. Escalator, maybe.
Posted by: Klaus Trophobia

Lowest bid doesn't help things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:01 AM (GXElQ)

62 Hochul in a hijab?

Beautification of America continues apace.
Posted by: Anna Puma
___________

She only covered her hair, not her hideous mug.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:01 AM (XvL8K)

63 In both Iran and Indonesia the Muslims used the Left to seize power, then killed the Leftist helpers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)


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I didn't say they were the most forward thinking...

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 01, 2026 08:02 AM (CYBB0)

64 Biff Pocoroba

Hard to decide which is uglier; Hochul's policies, or her personality?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

65 I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

I actually remember (I’m sure you do too) standing in line in Cali to vote (how quaint)! I remember the line being particularly long for the 2004 prez election (W vs Kerry)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 08:03 AM (sBAAu)

66 The UK can not produce enough power for the country. They import a big percentage of electrical power from France. So France wins, with nuclear power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Wow. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:04 AM (GXElQ)

67 I think the MSM really amplifies the so called Democratic Socialists. Anything to tweak the normies and Trump.

They hate us. And him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 08:04 AM (2Cry5)

68 Nope. Not getting on any Space Elevator. Escalator, maybe.
Posted by: Klaus Trophobia

Lowest bid doesn't help things.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:01 AM (GXElQ)
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There's at least one science fiction story that I know of (can't remember the name of it) where a space elevator experiences catastrophic failure.

As it collapses, it proceeds to wrap itself around the earth a few times.

The destruction it causes is basically an extinction-level event.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:04 AM (FZ29D)

69 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

70 As it collapses, it proceeds to wrap itself around the earth a few times.

The destruction it causes is basically an extinction-level event.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Thank you for allaying my fears.

Posted by: Klaus Trophobia.. at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (JM9I6)

71 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
Assata Shakur is Joanne Chesimard. Tupac Shakur is Parish Crooks. But Shakur be revolutionary , yo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (rNkEQ)

72 I thought Barrack had already been recalled from Turkey? Is the article dealing with news a few days old or something?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)

73 Sorry Fen
I guess I sometimes see you as a wide-eyed innocent amongst all these mooks and skels

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)

74 20 million dumb ass ignorant illegals
gooderer economy and country
100 AI data centers
baderer economy and country

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)

75 Damage to the tether from space junk whizzing around low Earth orbit remains a top concern, said Swan, which is why he proposes something like five tethers per elevator, for backups and other uses, as well as a no-fly zone for satellites around it.

Chinese won't give a fk...China is asshoe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:08 AM (l3cgK)

76 I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Jim, I'm sure they received your ballot. I'm also sure that if you didn't vote the way they needed, they promptly circular-filed it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)

77 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)

78 Yow

49 year old Myra Paule Shulenberg of Colorado is charged with conspiracy to commit immigration fraud. Her nephew John Paul Rivera is also charged with conspiracy to commit immigration fraud along with making false statements under oath and unlawfully procuring citizenship.

John came to the US from the Philippines on a J-1 visa. The pair then altered his birth certificate to show Myra as his mother. Rivera was granted a green card on this forgery, proceeded to enlist in the US Air Force, and was granted US citizenship.

Then Rivera screwed up by trying to get his real mother from the Philippines into the US on a green card by filing his actual birth documents to show relationship.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:10 AM (2GVsD)

79 Also, JJ, no, you are not alone in thinking today should be Labor Day (personally I kept thinking yesterday was, until I was told "no it's not" Sunday night)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 08:10 AM (aJQbY)

80 His joint China project used nonpublic data modeling Houston’s reservoirs, pumps and 5,607 water pipes.

EXCLUSIVE: The CCP Infiltrated EPA’s Drinking-Water Committee

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (wYwUY)

81 Reading up on the Clancy trial. Are liberal white women going to burn down cities if she's found guilty?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (/k3in)

82 65 I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

I actually remember (I’m sure you do too) standing in line in Cali to vote (how quaint)! I remember the line being particularly long for the 2004 prez election (W vs Kerry)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 08:03 AM (sBAAu)

I do. I still go to the local voting station on or a couple of days before election "day" (yes, how quaint) and drop my ballot, in it's signed and dated envelope, into their collection bag.
In 2000, my wife was an election worker. We learned all about "hanging chads" before they were a thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (l3cgK)

83 Labor Day is the first Monday in September.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (77rzZ)

84 live science.com:

A century-old trick for tuning musical instruments has been repurposed to power robots that fly, float and steer themselves using nothing but sound waves.

Scientists build tiny robots without motors that can fly using sound waves alone

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (wYwUY)

85 A maniac was shot dead by police in the heart of Times Square Monday after she stabbed two people, one fatally, and confronted cops while wildly waving two knives and threatening to kill them, the NYPD said.

Did the police consider that she have had postpartum depression and, therefore, should be permitted to kill anyone she wanted? -- Lindsay Clancy Supporters, Inc.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

86 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Not the Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

87 Cops give a damn about a negro
Pull a trigger, kill a nigga*, he's a hero
Mo' nigga, mo' nigga, mo' niggas
I'd rather be dead than a po' nigga
Let the Lord judge the criminals
If I die, I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
And I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto...

Posted by: Zombie Tupac Shakur at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (+iYtA)

88 Was getting my truck inspected yesterday (didn't need it, diesel Farm Truck, but I forgot) and they had whatever channel running in the small waiting room. It was one of the new Top Gear episodes.

It now still has Joey from Seinfeld, then a brown and a black co-hosts. I have no idea who these guys are. The episode is where they go to Cuba, then extol the greatness of the car scene there, all being classics, and they made "HISTORY" by setting up a race course on some abandon lot and held a race with all the old cars. Racing has been banned in Cuba for decades.

Nicely done, Top Gear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)

89 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Not the Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)
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No, that's not the one I was thinking of. I think aliens were involved somehow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

90 Between Nessel saying Jews should be willing to sacrifice their security for al-Sayed and watching lefty Brad Lander being called a "Zionist ballsack" , JJ your idea of a self gassing Jew is in full force

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (rNkEQ)

91 True capitalism has never been tried.

What we have now is the "third" way socialism of the 60s and 70s--socialism supported by a limited free market.

What the youth hate now--and call capitalism--is 50 years of increasing government control over the economy.

No one who supports socialism can explain what is wrong with capitalism--what they identify as the evils of capitalism are the inevitable result of businesses exploiting government regulations.

But, this is not an intellectual argument we are engaged in:
It is emotional.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (3cUTc)

92 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)

93 Another thought: A bear will kill cubs and mate with the sow.

This explains women choosing the bear.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (/k3in)

94 >New York Governor Kathy Hochul Dons Hijab for Event at Muslim Organization
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There's pandering, and then there's putting your lips right up against the asscheeks and dropping a big wet kiss

==

I saw these photographs yesterday. I say this will all sincerity. She looked utterly ridiculous. I almost felt embarrassment for her. It was craven pandering of the worst kind. I'd laugh if it weren't so pathetic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (qBdHI)

95 I refuse to travel North of the NC/VA line because all the states north of it are in Commie hands. Maybe I could pay someone though, to lay a wreath at the WTC Bollard on September 11, the tenth anniversary of Hillbag collapsing in a heap, being chucked into a van like a sack of spuds. That van should be on permanent display at the Smithsonian.

Posted by: oldnorthstate at September 01, 2026 08:16 AM (JM9I6)

96 89 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Not the Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)
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No, that's not the one I was thinking of. I think aliens were involved somehow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

Were they illegal aliens?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:16 AM (l3cgK)

97 For every MLK Jr. Boulevard in America we need an adjacent, parallel, Tupac Shakur Boulevard. No justice, no peace.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (Ujrb8)

98 Jury Reaches Verdict In Tupac Murder Trial 30 Years After His Death

I have to admit that this issue, and the trial, have consumed me with a burning indifference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

99 92 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.
Posted by: Bulg

No gravity means perky boobies, though.

Posted by: Have You Fully Though This Through? at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (JM9I6)

100 On September 1 1907, Alberta officially became a Province.
We will be celebrating all over with BBQs and various parties.
On October 19, next month, we will have a 9 question referendum including the question of whether there is enough support or not for a true binding single question referendum of separating from Canada and being an independent nation.

Posted by: Speller at September 01, 2026 08:19 AM (pSotA)

101 No, that's not the one I was thinking of. I think aliens were involved somehow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

The Apple+ TV series "Foundation" has a collapsing space elevator in the very first episode, I think. Maybe the second. The series is based upon a book.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 08:19 AM (J4Dwc)

102 I was promised a moonbase.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

103 99 92 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.
Posted by: Bulg

No gravity means perky boobies, though.

Posted by: Have You Fully Though This Through? at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (JM9I6)

Well, my moobs HAVE grown since I put on almost 40 lbs from my low of 135lbs in December...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (l3cgK)

104 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

Were they illegal aliens?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:16 AM (l3cgK)
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No, that's a separate book...(Illegal Aliens by Nick Pollota and Phil Foglio is a fun romp involving an alien gang of criminals who abduct a human gang of criminals for "testing." The humans get the upper hand and we are unleashed on the galaxy at large. Much hilarity ensues.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (FZ29D)

105 102 I was promised a moonbase.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

Did it have Nazis and dinos?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (l3cgK)

106 > New York Governor Kathy Hochul Dons Hijab for Event at Muslim Organization
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Did she costume up willingly or was this conditional on being able to speak?

Either way, she's dumb to do it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (2Cry5)

107 "Perfessor" Squirrel

https://tinyurl.com/mr7phkj6

Engineering analysis saying no Earth ending problems from a broken space elevator.

The article mentions Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars in which a massive Martian space elevator falls to the ground with cataclysmic violence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

108 President Trump ordered a shock voter fraud crackdown on Monday in nine states, including Washington, Wisconsin, Missouri, Georgia, California, Pennsylvania, Nevada, New York, and Connecticut.

It starts on Tuesday.

Homeland Security Investigations, ICE’s investigative arm, will launch what officials are calling a ‘coordinated criminal voter fraud surge initiative to pursue investigative leads, conduct field interviews, and support timely prosecutorial review.’

Agents will be authorized to pursue investigative leads through mid-October — right as the midterm election season gets underway.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (wYwUY)

109 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)

110 DATA: Majority of Voters Alarmed by Rise of Socialism and Communism in America.

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Then they'd better darned well pay close attention to whom they're casting their votes for and which political party will bring about such calamity upon America.

One can only hope they'll put 2+2 together on just exactly what we're facing and who's trying desperately trying to take us down that apocalyptic road...and get their butts out to vote like their lives depended on it, because it's now the ugly truth we're facing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

111 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.
Posted by: Bulg

No gravity means perky boobies, though.
Posted by: Have You Fully Though This Through?
___________

Perky? Or tubular? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (XvL8K)

112 Spheris Tower was supposed to be an orbital elevator rising out of Tokyo Bay but just before completion, it was destroyed in a battle between Lucifer Hawks and the Attacked Mystification Police in 2024.

Naturally to prevent panic from people learning of killer extra-dimensional beings, the government announced that Spheris Tower was destroyed by terrorists.

This was depicted int the 1991 anime movie of Silent Mobius.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:23 AM (2GVsD)

113 "1996 killing of rapper Tupac Shakur"

They are going to wait until 2028 to try KSM. This is what swift justice looks like.
Posted by: Guy who always says at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)


In fairness to the folks in the Tupac murder case, I believe that they weren't even seriously looking at this guy until he wrote a book implicating himself in Tupac's murder.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

114 Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin of Michigan recently wrote a letter to General Caine asking him whether the Pentagon plans to deploy troops to the polls this November.

General Dan Caine stated, “The Joint Force has no plans to send Federal military personnel or Federalized members of the National Guard to polling places during the 2026 elections.”

… Democrats just won’t take ‘NO’ for an answer

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:24 AM (wYwUY)

115 Anna Puma

A Space elevator not near the Equator? Fan service bad science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

116 108 President Trump ordered a shock voter fraud crackdown on Monday in nine states, including Washington, Wisconsin, Missouri, Georgia, California, Pennsylvania, Nevada, New York, and Connecticut.

It starts on Tuesday.

Homeland Security Investigations, ICE’s investigative arm, will launch what officials are calling a ‘coordinated criminal voter fraud surge initiative to pursue investigative leads, conduct field interviews, and support timely prosecutorial review.’

Agents will be authorized to pursue investigative leads through mid-October — right as the midterm election season gets underway.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (wYwUY)

Yay! Expect hard resistance from the Gov'ts of said states...they do love their fraud.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:24 AM (l3cgK)

117 Lots of stupid people of low IQ will vote for Angie Nixon, just like they voted for Obongo and Joe.

Stupid? If you're someone satisfied with the bare minimum in life just so long as someone else has to do the work to provide it, the DSA sounds fine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

118 I was promised a moonbase.

The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)

119 Today is American Chess Day. ♟️

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

120 97 For every MLK Jr. Boulevard in America we need an adjacent, parallel, Tupac Shakur Boulevard. No justice, no peace.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (Ujrb

I attended the University of Southern California in Los Angeles (awhile ago). I happened to be looking at the area on google maps yesterday and I had missed this but maybe 10 years ago or so they renamed Rodeo Road and it’s now Obama Blvd…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (sBAAu)

121 On October 19, next month, we will have a 9 question referendum including the question of whether there is enough support or not for a true binding single question referendum of separating from Canada and being an independent nation.

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I wonder how sophisticated the fraud machine in Alberta is. Because I'd really like to see them break away from their Canadian fetters. I wish them luck.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (qBdHI)

122 "Perfessor" Squirrel

https://tinyurl.com/mr7phkj6

Engineering analysis saying no Earth ending problems from a broken space elevator.

The article mentions Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars in which a massive Martian space elevator falls to the ground with cataclysmic violence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
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Thanks. I think I'll use that in my class this semester!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (FZ29D)

123 I'd rather see Isla Fisher saying anything at all with her chest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (wzUl9)

124 When Martha's Vineyard has a data center installed, I will permit lecturing about the opposition to them.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:47 AM (/k3in)


There's a data center very close to Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

125 Bulg

I've been mulling over a novel where the first Bollywood movie in Space is being made. Somewhat transparent space suits were involved.

A NASASutra movie would be a big hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

126 107 "Perfessor" Squirrel

https://tinyurl.com/mr7phkj6

Engineering analysis saying no Earth ending problems from a broken space elevator.

The article mentions Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars in which a massive Martian space elevator falls to the ground with cataclysmic violence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

Kim Stanley Robinson. I read a book by him once. “ Aurora”. It is about a Generational spaceship. Thoroughly depressing.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (Gqar8)

127 Salty Dawg

Silent Mobius was more heavily influenced by Blade Runner and Tron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (2GVsD)

128 Laubacher's massive 10-1 fundraising advantage over Boebert, however, is in part thanks to donors who don't live in Colorado's fourth district. The bulk of the $10.3 million Laubacher raked in through June came from supporters whose contributions are so small their identities can remain hidden. But if the itemized donations are any indication, Laubacher would represent very few of them.

Of the nearly $2.8 million in itemized donations, 75 percent came from other states

ActBlue is 110% fake.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (/+uur)

129 118 I was promised a moonbase.

The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)



Gabrielle Drake in the Silver miniskirt!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (x0n13)

130 109 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)

Granted, the key wording is if the woman can't make due with living space and food without the guy...So much for independent women.

Laws have consequences...in this case, men will just screw around with lots of different women to avoid the 3-year cutoff...
Congrats! You're rewarding even worse behavior!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (l3cgK)

131 The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)
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I was promised the purple-haired women too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

132 119 Today is American Chess Day. ♟️
Posted by: redridinghood

I am just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (JM9I6)

133 Roughly 90 percent of Eileen Laubacher’s donations come from donors who live outside her district
Colorado Dem House Candidate Who Says Her Opponent Has ‘Forgotten’ Her District Gets Most of Her Campaign Cash From Outside the State

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This is Boebert's district, isn't it....

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (g47mK)

134 Anna Puma

Those purple-haired women got my attention when I was younger. Today, I treat multi-colored women's hair like I treat a coral snake. Avoid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

135 You know the real reason the UK can not stop the islamics from crossing the Channel?

Because they lack the will to call it an invasion and sink the boats coming across the channel.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

136 Danger Hair. It is a Thing.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (Gqar8)

137 >>The Apple+ TV series "Foundation" has a collapsing space elevator in the very first episode, I think. Maybe the second.

It was Episode 1:

"Gaal instead confirms Seldon's model during his trial and condemns them both, but they are spared by Brother Day (Emperor Cleon XII) after the Star Bridge, Trantor's space elevator, is destroyed by apparent terrorists from the feuding Periphery kingdoms of Anacreon and Thespis."

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (J4Dwc)

138 83 Labor Day is the first Monday in September.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (77rzZ)

Can be 1st thru da 7th

7th this year

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

139 I frequently post about leftist folks I know who post on Facebook. A lady attorney I used to work with put a comment about Hochul in a hijab on Facebook. She's a conservative Christian and a friend. Another leftist attorney who used to work with us but has moved out of state with her wealthy boyfriend commented that Hochul was engaging in "to each their own".
Leftist white women, especially Boomers, will be the death of this country

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (rNkEQ)

140 Time to forage for food nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (2GVsD)

141 I used to have a different nic

Well, lacking a Royal Navy that can use Naval supremacy in the Channel, or a British Army that can defend the beaches, they just surrender.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

142 131 The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)
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I was promised the purple-haired women too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

We have those...except it's danger hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (l3cgK)

143 Reading up on the Clancy trial. Are liberal white women going to burn down cities if she's found guilty?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (/k3in)


She won't be found guilty at this trial. Either the ones who know she's guilty will cave or the jury will be hung.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

144 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

… the horror, the horror

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (wYwUY)

145 Army chief Driscoll is good friends with the Vindermans.

He's been leaking.
He's been the lead on pushing back against un-woking and revitalizing the military.

He's been the Uniparty's "man" on the inside.

High enough up and with just enough Republican support to have kept his job this long.

No longer.

And that's why you see so many pretend conservatives upset
(e.g. Erick Erickson who says he should have been head of the DoW)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (3cUTc)

146 132 119 Today is American Chess Day. ♟️
Posted by: redridinghood

I am just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (JM9I6)

Heard a joke...
Why are Brits bad at Chess? They lost their queen...
Why are kids bad at Chess? Because they're told to avoid the Bishops...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (l3cgK)

147 And here I always thought he was just a valet:

"2 Parks-ur-car"

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (NTVPI)

148 Two officers then opened fire, striking the Cisneros, who had a known history of mental illness with the department. She was pronounced dead at Bellevue Hospital.


Make Asylums Great Again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

149 Smell the Glove

Nay, my brother. The Amish are dropping many more kids than Leftist cat women.

In general, Conservative Moms are doing their thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

150 “There’s no sense bubble wrapping it — we’ve got a race in Texas. … [Paxton] is going to have to point out the deficiencies of Mr. Talarico. … [But] you can’t win an election by saying the other guy’s worse than me. Money is an issue,” Kennedy said. “We in the Senate don’t have the money budgeted for Texas. We need help from the president. The president says he has $850 million in his campaign accounts. That’s a lot of jack.”

Kennedy like many other GOPers would sell his mother and sister on the streets to keep his senate power.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:34 AM (/+uur)

151 144 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

… the horror, the horror

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (wYwUY)

So it's like going to a nude beach?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)

152 jim (in Kalifornia)

Change the name to WrinkleFest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

153 Was getting my truck inspected yesterday (didn't need it, diesel Farm Truck, but I forgot) and they had whatever channel running in the small waiting room. It was one of the new Top Gear episodes.

It now still has Joey from Seinfeld, then a brown and a black co-hosts. I have no idea who these guys are. The episode is where they go to Cuba, then extol the greatness of the car scene there, all being classics, and they made "HISTORY" by setting up a race course on some abandon lot and held a race with all the old cars. Racing has been banned in Cuba for decades.

Nicely done, Top Gear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)


BBC has announced that they're bringing it back after a 4 year hiatus. My guess is that they still don't understand why the original was successful and the new series will fail as well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

154 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 01, 2026 08:35 AM (53oGX)

155 Another thought: A bear will kill cubs and mate with the sow.

Posted by: NR Pax



But enough about The View.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:36 AM (U0c5a)

156 VulnCheck researcher Jacob Baines registered an abandoned internet address that Speakingstone had been programmed to contact. Routers began sending information to it almost immediately, according to VulnCheck.

By Aug. 21, 392 routers had contacted the researchers. Of those, 390 were in China, and 83 percent were connected through China Mobile. Another 304 used Wi-Fi names beginning with "CMCC," China Mobile's commonly used abbreviation. Baines also detailed the figures in an Aug. 27 post on X.

Most - 363 of the 392 routers - were the same model running the same software version.

Baines said the pattern appeared to be a large deployment of routers provided by a telecommunications carrier to customers inside China. VulnCheck described it as "domestic Chinese surveillance technology."

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:36 AM (wYwUY)

157 and they made "HISTORY" by setting up a race course on some abandon lot and held a race with all the old cars. Racing has been banned in Cuba for decades.

Nicely done, Top Gear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Where they get the gasoline?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:37 AM (U0c5a)

158 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.

All the usual suspects are crying fake tears over her--not the person she killed and not the other she wounded.
Her. The murderer.
Because she must have been having a mental health episode.
And because she's black.
All because she's black.
See, they should have deescalated.
While she stood there, bloody from her murder, swinging the knives, threatening to kill the officers, having just shook off two tasers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (3cUTc)

159
Where they get the gasoline?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:37 AM (U0c5a)



Not knowing when the episode was actually filmed, I have no idea. Seems they've been on hiatus for quite a while, so it has likely been years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

160 > President Trump ordered a shock voter fraud crackdown on Monday in nine states, including Washington, Wisconsin, Missouri, Georgia, California, Pennsylvania, Nevada, New York, and Connecticut.
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I can see quite a bit of resistance. Maybe violence.

*shrugs* They brought it on themselves by allowing the fraud to take over.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (2Cry5)

161 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)


I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

162 28 one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

Behold my field of f*cks, and see that it is barren.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (9Q+nP)

"In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man Keffe D, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous."

Posted by: Ned Nederlander at September 01, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

163 She won't be found guilty at this trial. Either the ones who know she's guilty will cave or the jury will be hung.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
_________

Somebody here mentioned that she supposedly took a seroquel shortly before the killings in order to set up the overmedicated defense. If so, did she have a piss or blood test shortly afterwards that would shed any light on the levels in her system?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:39 AM (XvL8K)

164 Space Elevator Shoes. Now Robby DeNiro's career can really take off!

Posted by: ACME at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (VAajM)

165 The UK is the nation with the second largest population of Penguins, so they still have that going for them.

Posted by: Keep On the Sunny Side at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (JM9I6)

166 164 Space Elevator Shoes. Now Robby DeNiro's career can really take off!

Posted by: ACME at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (VAajM)

Can't wait for him to get slung out into the void of space...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (l3cgK)

167 And here I always thought he was just a valet:

"2 Parks-ur-car"
Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (NTVPI)



Reminds me of the racist lyric swap in the "No Diggity" song......

"N**** do ya work here....No Diggity....come bag my stuff."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

169 When does the Tupac murder conviction violence start?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (rNkEQ)

170 Missouri vote fraud. Two areas. Kansas City, St Louis. Pockets of suppurating corruption. Lance those boils. Places are controlled by racist communists.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar8)

171 168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

I'd look awful in one of those...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

172 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

… the horror, the horror
Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM


*considers conservative Burning Man in Corsicana*

*declines to comment*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (9Q+nP)

173 It’s a simple yet mind-bending concept: an ultra-strong electrified cable running from a point on the ground at Earth’s equator, extended out beyond geostationary orbit (GEO), where a counterweight will float in space keeping it taut. Vessels then climb the cable to deliver goods, people and machines, passing through the atmosphere and into space.

what pulls on the counterweight?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

174 We in the Senate don’t have the money budgeted for Texas.

You had $100M or so for Texas during the primaries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

175 158 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.


she wasn't black?

that was a Latina for sure!

very spicy one

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (j+aD2)

176 "In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man Keffe D, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous."
Posted by: Ned Nederlander at September 01, 2026 08:39 AM


I bet he doesn't have a plethora of pinatas, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (9Q+nP)

177 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)

I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

"33 months, time's up. Punch-out time. Eject! Eject! Eject!"

Posted by: Right Jolly UK Cocksman at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (wVcYX)

178 171 168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

I'd look awful in one of those...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

Although my legs ARE smooth...so smooth the pores don't even show...all the hair fell out years ago...dunno why...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (l3cgK)

179 President Donald Trump has endorsed a federal tax incentive for film and television with the aim of shifting production back to the United States.

Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA) detailed the Hollywood decline during a Burbank City Hall chambers meeting by noting that roughly 45 percent of all U.S. films and scripted shows are being shot abroad.

Schiff said more 42,000 jobs have been lost along with livelihoods and careers, adding that entertainment projects are being “lured abroad” by “foreign governments that have invested aggressively in building their own film industries.” The senator noted that 45 percent of all U.S. films and scripted television shows last year were shot abroad – a full 12 percent spike from 2022’s 33 percent.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (wYwUY)

180
I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)



I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

181 175 158 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.


she wasn't black?

that was a Latina for sure!

very spicy one
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (j+aD2)

Saw the vid on NY Post. Nutter, she was. Cops gave her lots of time to stop.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:44 AM (Gqar8)

182 Democrats plan is to publicly distance themselves from their radical candidates who now form a majority in their party while privately assuring them once they gain power, it’s game on with the destruction. It’s a move that in concert with their voter fraud they believe will get them a majority.

This ain’t just the DSA and what Rahm is trying to do is distract voters from the comments, promises and proposed policies of current Democrat senators and House members. They are the ones pushing impeachment, investigations, refunding the fraud, stacking the Supreme Court and getting rid of the senate filibuster.

None of this, and I mean exactly zero is going to improve the lives of anyone. In fact it will make things worse.

Trump’s and the Republicans agenda is starting to pay dividends. Taxes are lower, prices are coming down, and oil is poised for a big drop. Manufacturing is skyrocketing and wages are starting to rise. Employment in key industries is improving.

Why anyone would want to kill that because they are impatient with the pace is beyond reason.

Show up in November and vote in droves. It’s the only way we protect these gains.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 08:44 AM (ScG/9)

183 >>>I attended the University of Southern California in Los Angeles (awhile ago). I happened to be looking at the area on google maps yesterday and I had missed this but maybe 10 years ago or so they renamed Rodeo Road and it’s now Obama Blvd…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt

>Just think, when we terraform the moon and populate it, we can name every road and city after our DEI heroes for posterity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (Ujrb8)

184 Space Elevator



Get stuck halfway up on a Sunday and have to wait for the union repair guy to come out and fix it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (U0c5a)

185 168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's every day up in here!

Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)

186 Although my legs ARE smooth...so smooth the pores don't even show...all the hair fell out years ago...dunno why...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM


My lower shins are like that. It's weird.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (9Q+nP)

187
That's every day up in here!
Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)



Imagine her romance novels.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

188 I liked Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy, but it, like a lot of recent sci-fi, is climate change apocalypse all the time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (rNkEQ)

189 179 President Donald Trump has endorsed a federal tax incentive for film and television with the aim of shifting production back to the United States.


Think imma go see Coyote vs Acme today.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (V7AYW)

190 That's every day up in here!
Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)


Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)


Eeeeew

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (+gK6I)

191 173 It’s a simple yet mind-bending concept: an ultra-strong electrified cable running from a point on the ground at Earth’s equator, extended out beyond geostationary orbit (GEO), where a counterweight will float in space keeping it taut. Vessels then climb the cable to deliver goods, people and machines, passing through the atmosphere and into space.

what pulls on the counterweight?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

https://youtu.be/wFFX2U3xNNU&t=177s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (l3cgK)

192 144 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

Yeah...people don't stay in their twenties forever. Funny that.

Now wait until they learn about Grateful Dead concerts.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (/k3in)

193 Space elevator is conceptually doable but like most things Space, not even close to being implemented. We will be long gone before it might even happen.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar8)

194 what pulls on the counterweight?
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)
=====

A balloon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

195 Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM


*shudders*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (9Q+nP)

196
Eeeeew
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (+gK6I)




"He entered the room where bacon fat and barbeque sauce aroma filled the air........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

197 I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)


I'm not sure how much more the dating scene can be destroyed. Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner, judges have ruled that pre-dating agreements are void...

There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

198 Happy Monday!

>>Assata Shakur,” Nixon said of the Marxist cop killer who at one time appeared on the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s list of “most wanted” terrorists.“‘It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love and protect one another. We have nothing to lose but our chains,’” Nixon continued.


So, she's the BLM candidate.
Assata Shakur was the godmother of BLM, their divine inspiration and role model, the woman they prayed to at the opening of every BLM meeting.

Dear Florida: DO NOT elect another BLM deadbeat!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (X8xt3)

199 193 Space elevator is conceptually doable but like most things Space, not even close to being implemented. We will be long gone before it might even happen.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar


Wait... How long would it take to get up there ? They better have a bathroom...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (+gK6I)

200 180
I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)


I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)

201 "where hundreds of millions have transcended the age-old struggle to live one more day and now enjoy the unchecked freedom and affluence of democratic market capitalism."

VDH says it all right there. Mankind is proving once again the hazards of prosperity. I heard someone say the other day that when he looks into the eyes of young people he sees a gleam of thrill over the prospect of reducing the world around them to rubble. I believe it. This is where Trump comes a cropper -- he is missing the reality of this spiritual deprivation and its consequences. But its not only his blind spot, and I don't fault him.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (BdmD3)

202 Dear Florida: DO NOT elect another BLM deadbeat!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (X8xt3)



What are the odds Florida Man isn't listening........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

203 Duane's big mistake was wrath. He ordered the killing of one of the most famous young black men in the world, over a relatively small pecadillo. There were many better ways to handle his Tupac problem.

If he had stuck to calling shots on non-famous young black men, he'd still be killing people and turning their lives into flashy jewelry as we speak, because nobody cares about them, even in their own communities. They sure cared about 'Pac, though.

He's the dog who caught the drop-top Eldorado with the 26" rims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (BI5O2)

204 @161/I used to have a different nic: "I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months."

Too close to the limit, a legal claim would be made that you only ended the relationship so you wouldn't be legally liable for costs that would have been incurred if the relationship had lasted 3 years, per the law.

Go instead with a practical limit of 30 months minus a day, aka: A Six month window. This is the same standard governments use when deciding if a foreign passport holder may enter the country. If your passport is up for renewal within 6 months, it may well not be valid for entry because they can't guarantee your passport will stay valid during your entire stay.

(If I'd been a lawyer, I'd be dead by now.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (O7YUW)

205 ...Hochul in a hijab...

Wasn't it just a few years ago she was blaspheming God in a "church" calling for people to be her Covid Disciples?

I'm really beginning to think that the demons from Hell are staffing most government roles.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (nAS9C)

206
just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)



If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

207 "This is where Trump comes a cropper"
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM

What does that mean?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 08:51 AM (V7AYW)

208 ..Hochul in a hijab...

A Burka would have been better

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:51 AM (+gK6I)

209 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.

I'll keep the helicopter warm while Jim wrestles the Cisneros...

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins, Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom at September 01, 2026 08:51 AM (+iYtA)

210 Any doubt that disgraced "Army Chief" Driscoll is the leaker??

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (g47mK)

211 The lady who the police shot in NYC was a five foot tall, three hundred pound black , Hispanic lady. Tasers didn't work because of fat deposits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (rNkEQ)

212 >>That's every day up in here!
Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)


Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge
- - -

Think I saw one at the used bookstore a few weeks ago. It was a legal drama type plot -- just couldn't buy it, even just to mock it.

Which reminds me of the time my brother was assigned to read Shonda Rymes' book at work (at height of BLM madness). He said it was truly the dumbest book he's ever read. Like, it made him mad this garbage was published and widely praised. Oh, his rant about it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (X8xt3)

213 210 Any doubt that disgraced "Army Chief" Driscoll is the leaker??
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (g47mK

One of for sure

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (+gK6I)

214 House Intelligence Committee Warns a New ‘Failure of Imagination’ Could Be Setting America Up for an AI Attack

New and emerging technologies, including artificial intelligence, are reshaping the post-September 11th threat landscape.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:53 AM (wYwUY)

215 195 Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM

*shudders*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (9Q+nP)

"Morning Glory Milking Farm", except she's the minotaur...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:53 AM (l3cgK)

216 I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

I'm not sure how much more the dating scene can be destroyed. Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner, judges have ruled that pre-dating agreements are void...

There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


This is one topic that I follow closely on facebook. The whole premise will have to flip. Women will have to start asking guys out and paying for the first date.

Too many men have figured out that they are only Wednesday night's dinner ticket or this week's "ick" to be filmed and put on tiktok, instagram or facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (U0c5a)

217 199 193 Space elevator is conceptually doable but like most things Space, not even close to being implemented. We will be long gone before it might even happen.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar


Wait... How long would it take to get up there ? They better have a bathroom...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (+gK6I)

Two words...Astronaut Diapers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (l3cgK)

218 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar8)

219 One of the most galling aspects of all this lawfare is that so much of it is run through 501(c)(3) organizations, meaning organizations whose activities are effectively subsidized by taxpayers. They then use the aura of “IRS approved nonprofit” status to confer a kind of legitimacy on themselves, as though the government has somehow endorsed what they do. It has not. These are private activist organizations pursuing their own agendas.

The ballroom case is even more egregious because the 501(c)(3) pushing this utterly ridiculous lawfare calls itself the National Trust for Historic Preservation in the United States, a name that sounds governmental even though the organization is entirely private. Incredibly, it sits on half a billion dollars in reserves and brings in around $100 million a year.

There is something deeply grotesque about a system in which organizations with resources on that scale enjoy taxpayer subsidized status and then deploy those resources to wage lawfare against the outcome of the democratic process.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (wYwUY)

220 @210 runner, he was buddies with the Vindmans and his wife supported never Trumpers , so it definitely tracks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (rNkEQ)

221 >>They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.


Was she black? Couldn't get a good read on ethnicity, which sadly matters in 2026.
Was she just randomly crazy, or is there a back story?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (X8xt3)

222 206
just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)


If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

Well, her ability to make a living, at that point, is highly dependent upon you...so how would UK courts look at it, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:55 AM (l3cgK)

223 Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner

Don't forget the women that DEMAND the kind of men that meet their precise standards in terms of height and income before they acknowledge them.

But on the bright side, I did see one young lady who said that her boyfriend only made about 30K and she was happy with him.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:56 AM (/k3in)

224 "He entered the room where bacon fat and barbeque sauce aroma filled the air........"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM


That was not a nice thing you did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:56 AM (9Q+nP)

225 218 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar

To escape the libbie crazies that inhabit this planet in astonishing numbers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (l3cgK)

226 Was she just randomly crazy, or is there a back story?


she looked like she just needed a Snickers bar

or three

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (j+aD2)

227 @221 Lizzy, see my comment @211 and yeah she was randomly crazy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (rNkEQ)

228 The Democrat Party is becoming the party of socialism.

Not really. We're the Party of Decline, Decay, Deterioration, and finally Destruction. Capitalism, Marxism, Fascism are all the same to us because they are all systems, which means they can all be corrupted to our needs.

Posted by: Dems at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (moGJJ)

229 Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.


lol what a question

are you actually XY or?

WHY. FUCKING. NOT.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)

230 Missouri vote fraud. Two areas. Kansas City, St Louis. Pockets of suppurating corruption. Lance those boils. Places are controlled by racist communists.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar
---
Like EVERY state, red or blue, the greater the urban concentration, the increased likelihood of voter fraud being the main mechanism of government control.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (FZ29D)

231 I am usually very good with predicting case results.

The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insantiy defense. That I would bet on.

Whether they will go with 2nd or 1st degree I don't know but I can see them going 1st degree. Less confident on that score but pretty sure she's not gonna get away with it. Too much planning and calculation involved to be a pure "the voices and/or depression made me do it" outcome.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (j6dNk)

232 ..Hochul in a hijab...

A Burka would have been better


Or an urn

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (nAS9C)

233 No one has said "bodice-ripper" yet, so I'm just tossing it out there.

Posted by: Happy To Pitch In at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (JM9I6)

234 just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)

If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

"Hi, I'm Frank Lyman from Oxford, Fawn's fiancée."
Never give your real name or identity.

Posted by: Right Jolly UK Brother Otter at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)

235 >>>The lady who the police shot in NYC was a five foot tall, three hundred pound black , Hispanic lady. Tasers didn't work because of fat deposits

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>Penetration could be an issue. Most likely she was just sizzling and crackling like a pork rind.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (Ujrb8)

236 sorry I'm giddy the Phils won AGAIN late last night!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)

237 >>Hochul in a hijab...


Everywhere you look there are women doing the dumbest, most society-destroying things.

Hochul thinks the hijab is like the flannel shirt you put on when you visit rural voters - a gimmick to broadcast that you're just like them! No, you just told them (and us) you have been conquered, you submit to Islam.

Then there are the freaks who are fangirling a woman who killed he three kids. There is no good reason to defend her. Get mad at all the drugs she was subscribed, recognize post-partum depression happens, but for heaven's sake, do not excuse/normalize infanticide!!!

Gah! I need coffee.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (X8xt3)

238 234 just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)

If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

"Hi, I'm Frank Lyman from Oxford, Fawn's fiancée."
Never give your real name or identity.

Posted by: Right Jolly UK Brother Otter at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)

from the movie "50 First Dates"...
"Hi, I'm Harry Paratestes"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)

239
just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)



The odds on you being her only source of income are INCREDIBLY high. Plus, odds are lower that he gets sick of her shit and finds another.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

240 225 218 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar

To escape the libbie crazies that inhabit this planet in astonishing numbers?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (l3cgK)

Soon as we got anywhere someone would find something that is “JUST NOT FAIR” and start bitching about it and making trouble. Space would be a great place if it weren’t for the people.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (Gqar8)

241 Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner

Don't forget the women that DEMAND the kind of men that meet their precise standards in terms of height and income before they acknowledge them.

But on the bright side, I did see one young lady who said that her boyfriend only made about 30K and she was happy with him.
Posted by: NR Pax


One lady on facebook ran the numbers. After filtering out everything, sex, height, weight, salary, in jail, not gay, single, etc., they were 40,000 men that met their criteria.

That's 800 men per state on average. Including dating outside their race.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (U0c5a)

242 218 Tubal — alien p***y. ‘Nuff said.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)

243 235 >>>The lady who the police shot in NYC was a five foot tall, three hundred pound black , Hispanic lady. Tasers didn't work because of fat deposits

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>Penetration could be an issue. Most likely she was just sizzling and crackling like a pork rind.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (Ujrb

Is this another quote from Tank Abram's romance novel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)

244 runner, he was buddies with the Vindmans and his wife supported never Trumpers , so it definitely tracks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (rNkEQ)

He is buddies with Vance, he was recommended by Vance, allegedly he constantly undermined Hegseth and tried to get Sec Of War job. Maybe he thinks he will be made sec of War after 2028, hoping his buddy is the nominee. Over the last year, I noticed that he jumped ahead of Hegseth, trying to negotiate with Ukraine or something. So, he is one of those cvnts, that ended up in the administration without proper vetting.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (g47mK)

245 tubal

Space contains resources we can use, like metallic asteroids and better solar power, . A life boat for Earth, using water from Saturn to populate Mars, is a plus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

246 Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (j6dNk)


I'm thinking they are gonna go with the lowest punishment they can... Just a gut feeling

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (+gK6I)

247 >>No one has said "bodice-ripper" yet, so I'm just tossing it out there.


"Bodice" and "Stacey Abrams" should never, ever be in the same sentence - aw crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3)

248 "no reason was given"? Yeah, "your services are no longer required" is the reason, then.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (aJQbY)

249 even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Texts from Waste Management?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 09:02 AM (VaC8w)

250 @244 true. Apparently he went to Ukraine and spoke with Zelensky without authorization. Way out over his skis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 09:04 AM (rNkEQ)

251 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar


In space, no one can hear you ask to speak to the manager. A Karen horror story.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

252
Is this another quote from Tank Abram's romance novel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)



I thought the same......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

253 Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

In my shocking and transgressive tale of forbidden love off the coast of Georgia, Chad Seaworthy, the stern but sensual skipper of the SS Manticore, learns that his hatred of white whales is surpassed by his passion for the black ones, when he chums the water with Hostess cupcakes on one fateful day.

Pre-order "Moby Dick II: Dick Harder" on Amazon today.

Posted by: Cornelia Flickbean at September 01, 2026 09:05 AM (BI5O2)

254 Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.
----
Maybe Christopher Columbus should have just stayed home.

What could possibly justify traveling across an ocean of unknown dangers?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 09:05 AM (FZ29D)

255 There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.

Its been going for forever. Started with Eve.

Even when Abraham took Isaac up to the mountain for the Akedat Yitzchak. The two left early in the morning and never came back while Sarah was alive. They only returned to bury her.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (U4c/V)

256 It's speculated that there's trillions upon trillions of dollars of untapped minerals and valuable materials in the solar system.

At some point in the future, if mankind's still around, we'll make a play for it. Some might be needed for survival, some might just be to harvested to get rich.

Data suggests there's plenty of rare earth minerals out there, deposits of gold, silver, precious gems, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (2Cry5)

257 But on the bright side, I did see one young lady who said that her boyfriend only made about 30K and she was happy with him.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:56 AM (/k3in)


I don't doubt that there are plenty of normal women out there, possibly a majority - who knows - but the media amplifies the others and the damage gets done, regardless. Every new law, every court ruling, to make it still harder on men helps ensure the death of everything.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (ExV1e)

258 218 Tubal — alien p***y. ‘Nuff said.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)

Private Frost: Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?

Private Spunkmeyer: Yeah, Frost, but the one that you had was a male!

Private Frost: It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)

259 Penetration could be an issue. Most likely she was just sizzling and crackling like a pork rind.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Gotta remember that line.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:07 AM (U0c5a)

260 Socialism is inherently a crime both because it calls for the other throw of the Constitution and because it calls for robbing and enslaving the people of the nation.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

261 Sorry....I'll likely not forget for a LONG time the moment where some libtard media show had Abrams on with Biden and they thought they were going to have the exclusive where Biden picked her for VP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

262 I'm thinking they are gonna go with the lowest punishment they can... Just a gut feeling

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (+gK6I)

You mean they will ignore the insanity and convict her but not punish hard? Possible.

But I think three dead makes that less likely. If they don't believe the insanity stuff they will want her punished. Especially for trying it on as a defense. Don't forget that. But we will see. Like I said it's kind of a tough one. The only thing that would shock me is if they buy insanity. I reviewed the case and don't see it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (j6dNk)

263 That's 800 men per state on average. Including dating outside their race.

I used to say that Women only want Troy Aikman in his prime.

Until another commenter noted that Tom Brady was cheated on.

(sigh)

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (U4c/V)

264 Count de Monet

How To Use Green Body Paint On The Love Of Your Life, a new Captain Kirk adventure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

265 @WesternLensman
Chris Hayes on @elonmusk funding Republican campaigns:

Unfathomable amounts! He could be saving lives with that money!

On Soros:

Ok sure they spend a lot of money for Democrats, but the right wingers are drowning them out!

So on the nose, it's funny.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

266 256 It's speculated that there's trillions upon trillions of dollars of untapped minerals and valuable materials in the solar system.

At some point in the future, if mankind's still around, we'll make a play for it. Some might be needed for survival, some might just be to harvested to get rich.

Data suggests there's plenty of rare earth minerals out there, deposits of gold, silver, precious gems, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (2Cry5)

Supply and demand...the "value" of such minerals will drop if you change the balance of supply and demand.
I remember one article I read that was so economically ignorant about this fact...it claimed some incredible, inordinate amount of value for space minerals, ignoring what would happen once these minerals became available for use.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)

267 There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.
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Only if we are back to knowing what a woman is.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (j6dNk)

268 255 There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.


yeah it's all of us

ignore the purple unicorns with uteri

women are risk-averse, child like, less intelligent on average, solipsistic, "socialist" and disloyal BY NATURE. nature made us this way! so we could care for children and adjust when our tribe was overrun by more aggressive hominids.

look at the D party. it's the female polis

look at the R party. it's the male polis (including of course feminized males)

I'm finding it kind of interesting. the hope is, if the R party behaves in a strong commanding manner, chicks will peel off from the loser party and join up.

that is our nature.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (j+aD2)

269 The UN has admitted that it does not always independently confirm every detail before publication of its reports.

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Look. They're creating utopia. They can't be bothered with emptying the trash cans and trimming the lawn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (ndZc7)

270 Physics won't allow any intergalactic travel. I'm kinda down on Science, these days, Chemistry included. On what planet can you combine an explosive metal-Sodium-with a poison gas-Chlorine-and get Table Salt. It don't make no sense.

Posted by: Larry the Luddite at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (JM9I6)

271 >>One lady on facebook ran the numbers. After filtering out everything, sex, height, weight, salary, in jail, not gay, single, etc., they were 40,000 men that met their criteria.

That's 800 men per state on average. Including dating outside their race.
- - - -
Bet there were a lot more potential men to date before she chose to pursue career over family. A lotta good ones scooped up by those willing to build a life together, help their partner build the killer CV that facebook lady now thinks she deserves to be available to her to marry.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (X8xt3)

272 "Women are idiots and men are lunatics."

Rebecca West

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (BdmD3)

273 Your musical interlude for this morning...

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls - video contains neither nudity nor foul language but could be considered NSFW

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

274 Posted by: Paul at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM

I'm pretty sure that Spiccoli guy thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (9Q+nP)

275
But I think three dead makes that less likely. If they don't believe the insanity stuff they will want her punished. Especially for trying it on as a defense. Don't forget that. But we will see. Like I said it's kind of a tough one. The only thing that would shock me is if they buy insanity. I reviewed the case and don't see it.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (j6dNk)




I think the biggest factor is whether she's here legally or not.

If she's an illegal, she's walking in 2 weeks. If she's legal, she'll be charged, tried, convicted and let out on time served after 8 months. She really needs to work on curing cancer, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (ccf/V)

276 Count de Monet

How To Use Green Body Paint On The Love Of Your Life, a new Captain Kirk adventure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

Nurse! Prepare another round of interspecies antibiotics. The Captain is taking shore leave again. - Bones McCoy

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (wVcYX)

277 Aluminum was once the most expensive metal in the world...Napoleon had special "silverware" made of aluminum due to its rarity. Thanks to the Bayer and Hall–Héroult processes, it's inexpensive enough to sell in long rolls for cooking use and for beverages today.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (l3cgK)

278 Missouri vote fraud. Two areas. Kansas City, St Louis. Pockets of suppurating corruption. Lance those boils. Places are controlled by racist communists.
Posted by: tubal

I've argued KCMO (and Jackson County) haven't had a true election in 100 years.

Posted by: MkY at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (+Pp+Q)

279 272 "Women are idiots and men are lunatics."

Rebecca West



oh very good. concise.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)

280 Watching the Donut Operator video on the Lindsey Clancy stuff.

https://youtu.be/9UEGIW_W1hQ

Jeez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:12 AM (Y/06r)

281 I think the biggest factor is whether she's here legally or not.



there is literally no question she is not a legal citizen BUT that doesn't matter in NYC

she's legal enough!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:12 AM (j+aD2)

282 I don't doubt that there are plenty of normal women out there, possibly a majority - who knows - but the media amplifies the others and the damage gets done, regardless. Every new law, every court ruling, to make it still harder on men helps ensure the death of everything.

One specific thing I've seen played out repeatedly, the media has led women to believe there are more tall men, more ripped men, and more wealthy men then there are.

I've seen "on the street" interviews where the interview asks women what they want in a man and it comes out to a fraction of a percent of men in America.

Avg Height: 5'9
Avg Income: $55K
Avg Weight: 199 lbs

So if you want 6 ft, 6 figures and a 6 pack well...unless you are also a "1%" you aren't getting it.

Though on the flip side as advice for men while you can't do anything about your height, and income is hard to increase, any guy can improve your level of fitness with a small investment of time...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 09:12 AM (sKqQm)

283 I'm finding it kind of interesting. the hope is, if the R party behaves in a strong commanding manner, chicks will peel off from the loser party and join up.

that is our nature.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (j+aD2)

This is I think what they are hoping with the abduls and the mamdanis and this new hypermasculine way. They know their customers.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (j6dNk)

284 Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal
________

Saw something explaining that getting to Mars is not a problem, but even if the fuel for a return trip could somehow be carried or produced on Mars, the launch window for the return trip would be so far off that no one going is ever coming back. It would be a one way trip for colonists.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (XvL8K)

285 explosivereactive metal-Sodium-
Posted by: Larry the Luddite

FIFY. Would you prefer aggressively electropositive?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

286 I saw this on a YT Short:

Trump: More Jobs
Obama: No Jobs
Clinton: Blow Jobs
Biden: What Jobs?

#TeamMoreJobs

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (wVcYX)

287 That's 800 men per state on average. Including dating outside their race.

That looks like something Kait Willet would say as a "relationship coach" on the toobs.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (pUU4E)

288 Bet there were a lot more potential men to date before she chose to pursue career over family. A lotta good ones scooped up by those willing to build a life together, help their partner build the killer CV that facebook lady now thinks she deserves to be available to her to marry.

One thing that amazes me is that women in aggregate don't get that men are way, way less interested in the career success of a romantic partner then women are.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (sKqQm)

289 This is I think what they are hoping with the abduls and the mamdanis and this new hypermasculine way. They know their customers.


yeah three dots exactly

it's clearly working

just have to undermine them "socially"

meanwhile this is my problem with JD. he's a sort of smushy "white knight" loser type. sorry JD. same thing with Ron sadly. Mario would play better with the ladies

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (j+aD2)

290 285 explosivereactive metal-Sodium-
Posted by: Larry the Luddite

FIFY. Would you prefer aggressively electropositive?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

Don't lick it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (Y/06r)

291 Though on the flip side as advice for men while you can't do anything about your height, and income is hard to increase, any guy can improve your level of fitness with a small investment of time...
Posted by: 18-1


But then all you get to pick thru when you are done is 300 lb black ladies who crackle & sizzle.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (U0c5a)

292 One specific thing I've seen played out repeatedly, the media has led women to believe there are more tall men, more ripped men, and more wealthy men then there are.

And they are either hiding away from those crazy chicks, happily married or gay.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (/k3in)

293 The tippy top of the Washington Monument is an 18" pyramid of aluminum.

Posted by: Renolds Wrap Is Oven-Tempered For Flexible Strength at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (JM9I6)

294 One thing that amazes me is that women in aggregate don't get that men are way, way less interested in the career success of a romantic partner then women are.


see here you're assuming they care

they do not think long term

they have easy fun jobs and freedom! that's it. they're happy.

they do not need sex for the most part.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:16 AM (j+aD2)

295 there is literally no question she is not a legal citizen BUT that doesn't matter in NYC

she's legal enough!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:12 AM (j+aD2)



That's what I said. If she's an illegal, she'll be back on the streets in no time. If she's legal, she'll be back on the streets in a few months.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:16 AM (ccf/V)

296 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (ExV1e)

Thanks for affirming that there are normal women
"Out there." Sometimes it seems like a minority opinion here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 09:16 AM (ONl1C)

297 So if you want 6 ft, 6 figures and a 6 pack well...unless you are also a "1%" you aren't getting it.

And the "modern woman" insists that she is in that 1% even when reality says otherwise.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 09:16 AM (/k3in)

298 How dare they violate that insane woman's rights by putting her on camera! That's not who we are.

Posted by: Case at September 01, 2026 09:16 AM (rxS1L)

299 New York Governor Kathy Hochul Dons Hijab for Event at Muslim Organization

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Didja see this?

Governor Hochul Press Office
@NYGovPress
This is a lie. Donald Trump made it up.

Commentary Donald J. Trump Truth Social Posts On X
@TrumpTruthOnX
Governor Kathy Hochul just released 7000 hard core criminals onto the streets on New York. What is wrong with her? She is grossly incompetent and must be voted out of office! President DJT

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And she's right if you don't count the 7000 illegal aliens she protected from ICE.

The 7000 number refers to a December 2025 DHS report of 6947 criminal non-citizens released in New York since January 2025 after local officials did not honor ICE detainers. Governor Hochul granted clemency to six individuals on August 28 2026.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:17 AM (ndZc7)

300 Aluminium for you Anglophiles.

Posted by: Forge Ahead! at September 01, 2026 09:17 AM (JM9I6)

301 So if you want 6 ft, 6 figures and a 6 pack well...unless you are also a "1%" you aren't getting it.

Its the 6 pack + 6 figures for a young guy. Any dude who is busting it to get well into the six figures probably hasn't the time to live in the gym and do the other things that get him into the 40k hypothetical "ideal" men.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 09:17 AM (pUU4E)

302 284 Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal
________

Saw something explaining that getting to Mars is not a problem, but even if the fuel for a return trip could somehow be carried or produced on Mars, the launch window for the return trip would be so far off that no one going is ever coming back. It would be a one way trip for colonists.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (XvL8K)

Yeah, that sounds enticing. Get there, walk around saying wow we made it! Now - what? Hang around for a while, die. Mars is extremely toxic at all levels, inimical to life. Because it’s there is not a great business plan.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (Gqar8)

303
PSA! PSA! PSA!

You have to be 1% to get 1%. *Or $20, same as in town

End PSA.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (g47mK)

304 see here you're assuming they care

they do not think long term

they have easy fun jobs and freedom! that's it. they're happy.

they do not need sex for the most part.


One interesting aspect of the Trump admin is that by reducing payments to NGOs and stopping the federal push for DEI he has ended the careers of a number of these women with easy fun jobs.

I've seen a few in various leftist forums bemoaning it and demanding to know if they now have to get married, to a...man!?!...to make ends meet which is a hilarious discussion on leftist forums...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (sKqQm)

305 290 285 explosivereactive metal-Sodium-
Posted by: Larry the Luddite

FIFY. Would you prefer aggressively electropositive?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

Don't lick it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (Y/06r)

Yeah, there are periodic charts about what you can and shouldn't lick...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (l3cgK)

306 Stephen A. Smith: "The ONLY people that run from me are Liberals. The GOP, the Right, don't run. They ALL accept!"

The Left is scared of tough questions — but the Right isn't.

Democrat ideas don't hold up to scrutiny.

This is why they avoid fair interviews with independent thinkers like Smith, Bill Maher, and Joe Rogan.

If Democrats were confident in their ideology, they would take advantage of these massive platforms.

Republicans have become the Party of free speech and debate.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

307 300 Aluminium for you Anglophiles.
Posted by: Forge Ahead! at September 01, 2026 09:17 AM (JM9I6)

Al-U-Min-E-UM IS a cool way to say it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:19 AM (Y/06r)

308 my intention is to keep females' limitations front of mind - SO WE CAN OVERCOME THEM!!!

which we absolutely can. but not if we gloss over them

if I were male I'd do the same thing but I am not so I don't know the interior male space as well. I do try.

humans in general should accept their weaknesses and fight to overcome them - to ascend our base. that is what life is for. that is what God loves to see! yes love yourself! but yes also work hard to move beyond what's easy

that's also why we should be trying to ascend (literally) off of the Earth, btw.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:19 AM (j+aD2)

309 The media's responsible for telling women what they "should want" in a man. Whether it's idiots on social media or idiots in the newz rooms doesn't matter. They've been conditioned over time to think about men in a certain way.

The women who think for themselves probably don't buy into the artificial hype.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:19 AM (2Cry5)

310 One specific thing I've seen played out repeatedly, the media has led women to believe there are more tall men, more ripped men, and more wealthy men then there are.

And they are either hiding away from those crazy chicks, happily married or gay.
Posted by: NR Pax


Someone has sold young girls a line of shit.
Those "man on the street" questions they ask about how much money a man should make and the are sll either saying $1 to $3 million a year or minimum $250k.

That right there drops the available number of men to below .00001 of the population.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (U0c5a)

311 Thanks for affirming that there are normal women
"Out there." Sometimes it seems like a minority opinion here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 09:16 AM (ONl1C)


In fairness, it was speculation. I assume they exist but it's the others who get talked about. That, in turn, causes more women to be excessive and foolish in order to get fame. That, in turn, causes...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (ExV1e)

312 Hasan Piker announces he has deleted twitter.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

313 And the "modern woman" insists that she is in that 1% even when reality says otherwise.

I saw as skit where a guy interviewed young women:

How would you describe Lizzo? Beautiful!

And what would you say if I told you that you looked just like her? I AM NOT FAT

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (sKqQm)

314 Yeah, that sounds enticing. Get there, walk around saying wow we made it! Now - what? Hang around for a while, die. Mars is extremely toxic at all levels, inimical to life. Because it’s there is not a great business plan.
Posted by: tubal
__________

Yes, I think it also said that any colonists would have to burrow well underground to keep the radiation from killing them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (XvL8K)

315 Yeah, there are periodic charts about what you can and shouldn't lick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (l3cgK)

In general, nothing on the periodic table is particularly lickable- it is just a matter of whether it is going to get nasty about it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (Y/06r)

316 Rahm Emanuel sounds as relevant as bringing up Harold Stassen and has the same chance at being President.

Posted by: Votes For Sale Or Rent at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (JM9I6)

317 Yeah, that sounds enticing. Get there, walk around saying wow we made it! Now - what? Hang around for a while, die. Mars is extremely toxic at all levels, inimical to life. Because it’s there is not a great business plan.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (Gqar

Like climbing Everest. The most dangerous part is the climb down

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (sBAAu)

318 Hasan Piker announces he has deleted twitter.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)



He should delete his existence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (ccf/V)

319 >>>"Women are idiots and men are lunatics."

Rebecca West

>Democrats are malignant imbeciles.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (Ujrb8)

320 DOJ Report: FBI Targeted Catholics Over Traditional Beliefs

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Damn funny hat wearing Bible thumpers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (ndZc7)

321 >>One thing that amazes me is that women in aggregate don't get that men are way, way less interested in the career success of a romantic partner then women are.


Thanks, feminism!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:21 AM (X8xt3)

322 Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Because our highways are failing!

Posted by: CA High-Speed Rail to Nowhere at September 01, 2026 09:21 AM (dfgzq)

323 Rahm Emanuel sounds as relevant as bringing up Harold Stassen and has the same chance at being President.

Posted by: Votes For Sale Or Rent at September 01, 2026 09:20 AM (JM9I6)



"Never let a crisis go to waste........."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:21 AM (ccf/V)

324 This is I think what they are hoping with the abduls and the mamdanis and this new hypermasculine way. They know their customers.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (j6dNk)

A lot of it is simple risk assessment. Men will fight against encroaching outsiders, because they'll be killed if they don't. Women will usually be kept alive by the outsiders, even if it's a lower status life. They just want to optimize for status. Slavery is better than death, so they have zero motivation to resist if they think the outsiders are stronger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 09:21 AM (BI5O2)

325 290 285 explosivereactive metal-Sodium-
Posted by: Larry the Luddite

FIFY. Would you prefer aggressively electropositive?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

Don't lick it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:15 AM (Y/06r)

Yeah, there are periodic charts about what you can and shouldn't lick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:18 AM (l3cgK)

Does this chart also align the "Dare Levels"? e.g. Double Dare, Double Dog Dare, Triple Dare, Triple Dog Dare?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)

326 NYPost: Trump warns Chicago ‘will die’ if lefty Gov. "Fat Boy" Pritzker refuses federal help after bloody weekend leaves 41 shot

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

327 Yeah, there are periodic charts about what you can and shouldn't lick...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


There's a t shirt that says:
Yes
Once
See You On The Other Side

And lists those answers color coded to what you can do on the chart. Green, yellow, & red.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:22 AM (U0c5a)

328 "Sacrifice the comfort, safety and security and even the very future of our own people"
Michigan AG Urges Jews to Sacrifice “Survival” to Elect Abdul El-Sayedthumper!

-
"Juden raus!" is more pithy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)

329 In general, nothing on the periodic table is particularly lickable- it is just a matter of whether it is going to get nasty about it.

Sodium- the original Alka-Seltzer

Posted by: Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (dfgzq)

330 Hasan Piker announces he has deleted twitter.
Posted by: SMOD


He'll be back. He's too much of an attention whore to stay away.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (/k3in)

331 Can we make this sizzle crackle thing lore? I'm gonna do my best.

Damn it's good.

So like, later ace says that some crazy bitch is whining about men or jobs or has some opinion or whatever. Then someone can pipe up "I bet she sizzles like a pork rind when she goes out in the sun".

Granted memes and lore don't usually come with instructions but I'm writing this one. Help me make it happen.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (j6dNk)

332 FenelonSpoke

The widows I walk with have standards low enough that they will be seen in public with me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (u82oZ)

333 Men's dating criteria -

Pleasant
Fit
Youthful
Nice rack
.
.
.
.
.
killer CV

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (VaC8w)

334 DeSantis has done a great job in Florida and set an example for the nation. I hope he runs for President, and I look forward to a great contest of ideas between him, Rubio, Vance, and whoever runs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (svKyi)

335 Like climbing Everest. The most dangerous part is the climb down
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Down is easy.

Leeeeeeroyyyyyy Jenkins!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM (U0c5a)

336 328 "Sacrifice the comfort, safety and security and even the very future of our own people"
Michigan AG Urges Jews to Sacrifice “Survival” to Elect Abdul El-Sayedthumper!

-
"Juden raus!" is more pithy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)

All must be fed to the Revolution.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM (Y/06r)

337 Discovered a lovely classic Hollywood actress over the weekend: Cathy O'Donnell in They Live by Night.

Just a lovely woman. Not possessed of extremely pronounced hooterage, just a beautiful face and great warmth.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

338 >>Hasan Piker announces he has deleted twitter.

Translation: I'll hide my ugly thoughts from the X crowd because they noticed what a hateful creep I am.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM (X8xt3)

339
He'll be back. He's too much of an attention whore to stay away.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (/k3in)



The Keith Olbermann Method of Attention Getting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM (ccf/V)

340 Yeah, that sounds enticing. Get there, walk around saying wow we made it! Now - what? Hang around for a while, die. Mars is extremely toxic at all levels, inimical to life. Because it’s there is not a great business plan.

Pursuing Mars is yet another war against God.

Scriptures plainly teach that the Earth and all that is in it is for the enjoyment and sustenance of man.

So naturally, the misotheists want to go some place else.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 09:25 AM (pawvM)

341 Hasan Piker announces he has deleted twitter.
------

Ellipsis announces he has deleted giving a shit

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:25 AM (j6dNk)

342 326 NYPost: Trump warns Chicago ‘will die’ if lefty Gov. "Fat Boy" Pritzker refuses federal help after bloody weekend leaves 41 shot
Posted by: SMOD

Those darn lax gun laws in Indiana!

Posted by: "Fat Boy" Pritzker at September 01, 2026 09:25 AM (JM9I6)

343 Benjamin Netanyahu's son evacuated from US over significant threat after Israeli leader warned of Iran plot.


https://tinyurl.com/ym2bzzmh

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

344 "Sacrifice the comfort, safety and security and even the very future of our own people"
Michigan AG Urges Jews to Sacrifice “Survival” to Elect Abdul El-Sayedthumper!

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"Juden raus!" is more pithy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (ndZc7)
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Is she insane? Has brainwashing really gone this far? If she represents (ie, typical of) a sizeable group, I fear for humanity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2026 09:25 AM (svKyi)

345 342 326 NYPost: Trump warns Chicago ‘will die’ if lefty Gov. "Fat Boy" Pritzker refuses federal help after bloody weekend leaves 41 shot
Posted by: SMOD

Those darn lax gun laws in Indiana!
Posted by: "Fat Boy" Pritzker at September 01, 2026 09:25 AM (JM9I6)

Which is exactly what fat boy Prick said... Illegal guns are the problem

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 09:26 AM (+gK6I)

346 Down is easy.

Leeeeeeroyyyyyy Jenkins!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM


I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:26 AM (9Q+nP)

347 Which is exactly what fat boy Prick said... Illegal guns are the problem
Posted by: It's me donna


No gun is illegal on stolen land.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:27 AM (U0c5a)

348
I have an announcement: I deleted Twitter some time ago. Make sure to tell your friends. It's important for people to know that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)

349 Chitcongo:


heyjackass.com

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:27 AM (ccf/V)

350 Story time. This is a no shitter. Back from the days withour women in the crew of a Navy ship.

As a Fleet sailor you arrive in a port with only a few hours to find a woman. This time compression leads to strange behavior.

There was one old salt, a BMCS (Boatswain's Mate Senior Chief), who was the most successful in getting non-compensated sexual partners. I finally asked him his secret.

"LTJG, I go ugly early."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:28 AM (u82oZ)

351 I have an announcement: I deleted Twitter some time ago. Make sure to tell your friends. It's important for people to know that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)

Good for you, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:28 AM (Y/06r)

352 Down is easy.

Leeeeeeroyyyyyy Jenkins!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM

I laughed way too hard at that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



My job here is done for the day. I made someone laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:28 AM (U0c5a)

353
Nessel is an alcoholic lesbian.

None of the Michigan fem-triumvirate is mentally well.

Posted by: Auspex at September 01, 2026 09:28 AM (Y8DZL)

354 HeyJackass is back after a month long pause. Just in time for the Chicago festivities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 09:29 AM (rNkEQ)

355 333 Men's dating criteria -

Nice
Cute
Doesn't have a penis.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 09:29 AM (/k3in)

356 348
I have an announcement: I deleted Twitter some time ago. Make sure to tell your friends. It's important for people to know that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)

Did you bury it with a stake in it, though????

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:29 AM (Gqar8)

357 I have an announcement: I deleted Twitter some time ago. Make sure to tell your friends. It's important for people to know that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)



Never had a twatter account. Haven't had an Xcrement account.

Deleted Facebook 5 or 6 years ago.

The only thing I have is a LinkedIn account, but the more they try to turn that into Facebook and try to force me to follow liberal shittards, the quicker I'll delete that too.

Just may need a job at some point, so I keep it around, but don't update it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

358 355 333 Men's dating criteria -

Nice
Cute
Doesn't have a penis.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 09:29 AM (/k3in)

THIS. Vagina is key.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:30 AM (Y/06r)

359 NR Pax

Women who gain men:

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:30 AM (u82oZ)

360 Nood. Art.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:30 AM (9Q+nP)

361
My job here is done for the day. I made someone laugh.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:28 AM (U0c5a)



Hey! That's no fair. I laugh at you quite often.

/sarc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

362 Are there any lesbians who are not alcoholic?

Posted by: Never Met One at September 01, 2026 09:30 AM (JM9I6)

363 Just may need a job at some point, so I keep it around, but don't update it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

I have played around with facebook the past couple of years. Always been suspicious of social media in general as it seems to be a bad influence.

Two years has not changed that opinion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Y/06r)

364 Men's dating criteria -


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I was told that men look for short term, and women long term, that is why criteria is different...

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (g47mK)

365 Michigan AG Urges Jews to Sacrifice “Survival” to Elect Abdul El-Sayed

“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told attendees.

Nessel acknowledged that Jews were being forced into a “stark choice” thanks to “members of our own party who seek the destruction of Israel as a Jewish state and place the Jewish diaspora in jeopardy.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

366 Lift to the future First ‘space elevator’ — a 66,000-mile cable to the cosmos— closer than ever before after scientific breakthrough

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Put Gavin Newsom in charge!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (ndZc7)

367 163 Somebody here mentioned that she supposedly took a seroquel shortly before the killings in order to set up the overmedicated defense. If so, did she have a piss or blood test shortly afterwards that would shed any light on the levels in her system?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:39 AM (XvL8K)

I believe i heard she tried to OD. Blood tests at the hospital didn't show any toxic levels of any of her meds. Failed to OD. Failed to slit her wrists and throat. Failed to kill herself by jumping out a window. But boy she sure was successful at murdering her kids.

Personally, I don't care if she spends the rest of her life in prison or a mental institution. Just as long as she never breathes free air again.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 09:32 AM (N39Ws)

368 John Roberts wrote this, not KBJ:

"A historic preservationist such as Hoagland can be aesthetically injured in a concrete, particularized way by the transformation of a historic building that she frequently enjoys..."

I'm embarrassed for him.

Posted by: Commodore at September 01, 2026 09:34 AM (V6W16)

369 339
He'll be back. He's too much of an attention whore to stay away.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 09:23 AM (/k3in)


The Keith Olbermann Method of Attention Getting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:24 AM (ccf/V)

I think the term is "Attention Whoring"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:36 AM (l3cgK)

370 I'm embarrassed for him.
Posted by: Commodore at September 01, 2026 09:34 AM (V6W16)
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Roberts has been teetering on the edge of chardonnay swilling libtard-ism for years, what with decades of life in the Capital, Maine in the summers, a partisan wife, and he has finally gone over. He cares not what the law says as written, only what he can mould it to be, "making a better America".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2026 09:39 AM (JYE7p)

371 When was the last time a mob of Jewish people were assaulting people, vandalizing property, and shouting “death to America” or demanding we replace the Constitution with the Levitical law ?

Also, is the Israeli government still persecuting Christians ?

Just trying to keep up.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 01, 2026 09:40 AM (jt/rW)

372 Has the podcasting / blogging / X posting legions of the best and brightest finally determined that every Republican on the ballot is “weak on the 2nd Amendment” and, therefore, MAGAMAGAMAGA should not vote this time ?

Just trying to keep up. I have a slow internet connection.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 01, 2026 09:49 AM (jt/rW)

373 Labor day is first Monday in September. School always started Wednesday after. This was a prime occassion.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 09:54 AM (sl73Y)

374 One specific thing I've seen played out repeatedly, the media has led women to believe there are more tall men, more ripped men, and more wealthy men then there are.

I've seen "on the street" interviews where the interview asks women what they want in a man and it comes out to a fraction of a percent of men in America.

Avg Height: 5'9
Avg Income: $55K
Avg Weight: 199 lbs

So if you want 6 ft, 6 figures and a 6 pack well...unless you are also a "1%" you aren't getting it.

Though on the flip side as advice for men while you can't do anything about your height, and income is hard to increase, any guy can improve your level of fitness with a small investment of time...
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I think that like a lot of media tropes, this one only applies to a certain population of women. Those attending somewhat prestigious colleges, are urbanites/suburbanites and with high SES jobs.

Like the blue collar class for men is invisible, so is the blue collar class of women. And that goes double for rural areas.

Gell-Mann amnesia all over again. A media that lies on polling and politics, lies on sociology, lies on foreign news reports, etc. Including lies of omission.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 09:56 AM (E4rtv)

375 Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 09:56 AM (E4rtv)


It's odd. I didn't think of those things when I was dating . I just wanted a man who was kind and funny and smart and worked hard and also someone who shared my faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (JrHfD)

376 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J. Safe trip for you and yours. 🙏🤗

Interesting but no surprise Rahm Emanuel is tossing his hat into the 2028 presidential hopefuls' ring. Reportedly, O is out there, though mostly behind the scenes, and likely willing to support AOC but the Clintons are not onboard with that.

Rahm Emanuel, a mixed bag of politics, served as a senior advisor to President Bill Clinton; a U.S. Congressman from Illinois; White House Chief of Staff to President Barack Obama; Mayor of Chicago, and U.S. Ambassador to Japan.

Even as a U.S. Ambassador, he pushed standard diplomatic boundaries and established a reputation as a combative "warrior diplomat." His aggressive public messaging trolled China, pushed LGBTQ+ rights in Japan, etc., as he basically did his own thing...as always.

And he belongs to a highly prominent, hyper-competitive trio of brothers.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM (NFX2v)

377 Brother billionaire Ari Emanuel is an entertainment executive, the real-life inspiration for the Hollywood super-agent in Entourage.

Dr. Ezekiel "Zeke" Emanuel is a renowned oncologist, bioethicist, and University of Pennsylvania professor. He served as a key health policy advisor during the Obama administration, helping design the Affordable Care Act.

In October 2014, he authored a highly controversial essay for The Atlantic titled “Why I Hope to Die at 75.”

Remember Biden Inc.'s Penn connections? And Dr. Ezekiel "Zeke" Emanuel played a major role in shaping Joe Biden’s pandemic strategy, serving as a core scientific voice during both the 2020 presidential campaign and the official White House transition period.

Immediately after winning the 2020 election, President-elect Biden appointed Dr. Emanuel as one of the 16 members of his official Transition COVID-19 Advisory Board. The doctor was a fierce proponent of strict vaccine mandates and used his platform to construct private-sector momentum that supported the Biden administration's broader goals.

He & other advisers pushed the administration to stop ...

Contd

Posted by: L - No nic at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM (NFX2v)

378 trying to completely eliminate the C19 virus & move towards a "new normal" of living with Covid-19 while upgrading infrastructure, & employing universally accessible rapid testing. So, now here to stay. (Did ya know mandatory public health disease surveillance is legally exempt from standard consumer privacy consent rules under state reporting laws?)

And regarding PA's newest debacle, the Shapiro administration’s proposed 500-page update to Chapter 27 of the PA Code, with several "concerns" that the updated administrative rules that could lay the groundwork to revive pandemic-era overreach, specifically to & for the newer county Boards of Health - which are totalitarian in nature, completely unnecessary, overstaffed with not the highest degree of personnel, and flat broke.

But if PA Governor Josh Shapiro and the state Health Secretary didn't hold a press conference & try to spin the death of an Amish infant to a state health department upgrade, the backlash to the update may have gone largely unnoticed. (The alleged 2nd person wasn't documented. Ha!)

The moral is even the more 'conventional' Democrats are an untrustworthy lot, and that includes Rahm Emanuel.
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🤗

Posted by: L - No nic at September 01, 2026 10:21 AM (NFX2v)

379 374 One specific thing I've seen played out repeatedly, the media has led women to believe there are more tall men, more ripped men, and more wealthy men then there are.

I've seen "on the street" interviews where the interview asks women what they want in a man and it comes out to a fraction of a percent of men in America.
...
Gell-Mann amnesia all over again. A media that lies on polling and politics, lies on sociology, lies on foreign news reports, etc. Including lies of omission.
Posted by: whig

Don't Worry!
That's what AOC's 9/11 Psycho-dancin' performance will set straight; to lift the solemn, somber mood to something more uplifting, a moment of Celebration! :: IT'S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH !!!

Because she knows we're all watchin'

Prancin' around Suicide Squad/Rama who has NO RHYTHEM WHATSOEVER...

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 01, 2026 10:35 AM (LQR/1)

380 I just wanted a man who was kind and funny and smart and worked hard and also someone who shared my faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 10:18 AM (JrHfD)
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Pretty good list Fen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (eCS0V)

381 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 01, 2026 10:39 AM (eCS0V)

Thanks. Because why would I expect that my husband who was working two jobs but also going to school at night putting himself through on his own would be making that much money?. He wasn't and neither was I.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 10:45 AM (rHgXV)

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